meeting, the prime minister the meeting, the prime minister will brief his cabinet before the two leaders host a joint press conference . he may then press conference. he may then make a statement to the house of commons. however tory backbencher mark is warning rishi sunak not to try to force through a vote before they've had time to scrutinise any deal . the rumour is we're going to get a white paper tomorrow. well, that's well and good. we can have a look at that. but what you really need is the legal so that you can understand the legal implications of is proposed. and i really plead with the government don't and balance parliament don't try and force us into a vote without enough information take a proper decision because previous examples when people have tried to do this generally and very badly at least 59 people including 12 children have died after a boat carrying than 100 migrants crashed into rocks off the southern coast of italy. the boat, which left from turkey, was carrying migrants from

somalia, pakistan and, afghanistan. 47 bodies were found on a beach in calabria. more were found . the water. a more were found. the water. a ban on transgender women in female prisons in england and wales is now extended to include those who've committed violent offences . the new policy which offences. the new policy which will be in force from tomorrow, also includes trans women with intact genitalia and sexual offenders. the justice secretary describing the rules as a common sense framework that improve the safety of prisoners . police in safety of prisoners. police in northern ireland have been granted more time to question a suspect in. the attempted murder of an off duty officer in over 43 year old was arrested on friday after detective chief inspector john cauldwell was shot a sports centre. the total of six men have been taken into custody county tyrone. officers the attack was terrorist related and a popular beach in norfolk

be closed for decades. locals say after cliff erosion made . say after cliff erosion made. the area unsafe. beach at hemsby near great has lost more than ten feet of land in just two days. the local lifeboat have had to close the shore over safety concerns . local safety concerns. local businesses warn that they'll be impacted. the beach is their main source of income during the summer. they're now calling the government to step in and help . government to step in and help. on tv, online and on dab radio. this is shipping . time now for this is shipping. time now for headunes. headlines. hello and welcome to headliners your host leo kearse. joining tonight to talk you through monday's top news stories are the two oh always spoken comedians. frances foster and scott caputo . how are you doing scott caputo. how are you doing both of you doing .7 very well,

both of you doing? very well, leo. looking forward to it. got you. glad to be here on a sunday night. so excited. so excited . night. so excited. so excited. yeah, i've thinking about it all day long and i'm really nice. yeah you sing around the house i slept through most of the day. i've been dreaming about it, right? yeah. yeah on the cloud. yeah how you? i'm okay , you yeah how are you? i'm okay, you know, i mean, it's still the day. another dollar. and that's what they us here anyway, what they pay us here anyway, look at tomorrow's front and we start with the daily mail. can sunak sell his brexit deal? we're going to be covering that in a moment. the times has i won big concessions from eu claims sunak an exams body pupils use exam shop bought to write essays the daily telegraph post eu chief plays in to seal brexit deal as brews sunak and von der linde to hold final talks on revised brexit deal universal falls far below living cost in the guardian . the next one, the guardian. the next one, which is the daily express, says

new brexit deal is best for britain. and finally the daily star has gone the dogs. what's that, lassie , you're nearly that, lassie, you're nearly extinct. and those were your front pages . anyway. francis, front pages. anyway. francis, first off, let's see what the daily mail are leading with in the front. so the daily mail, a leading the headline can sunak. so here's brexit deal. and obviously this is all about brexit and northern ireland. rishi is to hold face to face talks with the european commission president in a bid to finalise a brexit for northern ireland. and this because they want to amend some parts. the northern ireland protocol and the northern ireland protocol is the northern ireland protocol is the agreement that the uk made with the eu over brexit and it's very difficult as well. it deals the border which has caused a lot of between both sides in northern. so it's really, really

that the government get this right because if they make a misstep, it could lead to return to the bad days of the seventies, in the eighties, which no one wants to see. oh so it could actually lead to the break—up, the end of peace in northern ireland. we saw a police officer shot, and i think he's still he's still in a serious condition. and omar, just days ago , i just just a few days ago, i mean, the northern ireland protocol has been criticised for almost putting northern in europe instead of the uk europe instead of in the uk because goods can flow freely between, between ireland, which is in the eu and northern ireland, but northern ireland, which is supposedly, you know, still of great still part of the union of great britain goods , get checked going britain goods, get checked going across. i don't understand, how could it be in the uk and not and you still be eligible to eligible for customs. so this is a problem because when we agreed to go through with brexit northern, ireland was kind of left as an and actually the du have been the voice of sanity and they said look it doesn't matter how quickly this deal is done, that is not the issue the

issue is that we get a good deal because otherwise if we don't get good deal like i said before that's what you see the tensions start to be inflamed because the border is a hot button, right? yeah. you von der linde yeah. do you think von der linde has been von der linde deal has been von der linde the deal long as an american, do you think you can do you think you could resolve this easily? it's just it's just guns now i think i think the israeli i just it's just guns now i think ithink the israeli i know just it's just guns now i think i think the israeli i know it's a trade agreement isn't it and so i'm not ever quite sure what northern ireland means by getting good deal, what they getting a good deal, what they want the want are products across the border to and from yeah. that are clean mostly dairy products so worried about eggs and butter and cheese and milk because just come come from other come dairy they come from other parts ireland. they yeah parts of ireland. they yeah you're i'm i'm not you're right. so i'm i'm not really concerned. i don't really understand what they mean by a good deal. but i think what it also is there a problem within northern ireland politics? they didn't have a formal government for time and i think for quite long time and i think they a hard time they have a hard time co—operating with one another or even communicate each even communicate with each other, one other, even understanding one another's was never

another's access and was never heard that's heard from. so i think that's just of mix here too is just part of the mix here too is local politics are in the way as well. yeah, yeah. but whatever happens definitely want happens we definitely don't want to return to. the troubles to see a return to. the troubles which went for on which you know went for on pretty all of my childhood. pretty much all of my childhood. but this time, but what will happen this time, though? one will listening though? no one will be listening because the world because most of the world including assumes that including the us assumes that ireland with the ireland has dealt with the troubles problem. and this time around, think be like el around, i think it'll be like el salvador chile. i people will salvador or chile. i people will be don't want to be like, we don't want to hear it right? so it anymore, right? yeah. so they'll international they'll lose international support. they'll basically be killing another killing one another without anyone yeah. anyone, right? yeah. yeah. whereas previously was support around the for world both. for both sides. yeah clintons cared, but now i think american politics have moved on really ? politics have moved on really? right. | politics have moved on really? right. i think actually biden's offended going and it offended what's going on and it huns offended what's going on and it hurts feelings . right? hurts his feelings. right? obviously hurting , feelings in obviously hurting, feelings in 2023is obviously hurting, feelings in 2023 is the worst thing you can do worst. well, if the guardian got their front page. scott. oh, well they're talking about universal credit falling far below minimum living costs. apparently the uk's leading poverty charities have called

for a change in the law to fix the uk's falling welfare system of sorry failing welfare system to low income houses are only way below the real cost food, energy and even in other other bafic energy and even in other other basic needs and stuff. so it's just saying that people are not being paid. basic rates to be able to support themselves by universal care, right? yeah i mean, francis, is this something worries you if comedy and podcasting doesn't doesn't . yes. podcasting doesn't doesn't. yes. my podcasting doesn't doesn't. yes. my guess my it really does worry me and started you know what the i get to being cancelled the more leftwing i become that's how it works i'm actually what is going on with the benefits system . well we're very helpful system. well we're very helpful dunng system. well we're very helpful during pandemic actually for everybody who is on benefits. yeah all went yeah it was great. they're really good benefits but i think that they've decreased amount since then and apparently more of the households on more half of the households on universal receive universal credit they receive even basic universal credit they receive even less than the basi c £85 even less than the basic £85 rate of monthly caps . so rate because of monthly caps. so

do think he'll be enough to do you think he'll be enough to convince to go and get convince them to go and get a job? yeah. i mean, i hate to be cruel, but i mean, that is the traditional way of making money to things , i mean, you know, to buy things, i mean, you know, if the government i find it quite hypocritical scotsman lecturing english an american about getting a job man performers we never know where our next gig is i think you turn on the lights in an hour and i said, well, let it be seen or heard from again. i know what you though. sometimes i see the drug dealers where i live running to and from moving so quickly. i think if only they put energy to job search, put that energy to a job search, how prostitute would how well that prostitute would be right . but, how well that prostitute would be right. but, you how well that prostitute would be right . but, you know, be doing right. but, you know, i think these are people that, you know, they issues they know, they have issues and they need mean, any any need help. i mean, any any society determined by way it society determined by the way it deals effective those on deals effective with those on the rung of society. the lower rung of that society. but trouble with creating but the trouble with creating a benefit system and an overly generous benefit system is it reduces the incentive actually go and get jobs. and with you with an open labour market because of our open it means

that there's really no cities there's kind of a la i what you're actually saying is what jobs need to do is pay more . i jobs need to do is pay more. i think the basic wage needs to be increased. i then people increased. i think then people the basic needs want rise until we cut off some of the open labour market and for until ceos pull their hands out because it's done the dragging of dragging money into their own families. i don't want them to do that why would they do that when they can get we were paying people less because there's unlimited willing to unlimited of people willing to do at any there is and do the job at any there is and that to stop as well we do that needs to stop as well we do need close the borders need to close the borders i don't know will never close the borders. not that's borders. that's not that's a terrible decision. terrible economy decision. you're about you're completely wrong about that. oh, closing the borders is ridiculous. to ridiculous. but we need to control immigration in an effective always effective way, as britain always has as has tucked into the middle of as is, britain always is window. i agree. we do need to control immigration. yes, do be immigration. yes, we do be scottish people comedy scottish people. the comedy scene ? good at what you scene tempted? good at what you do. no, no. he drew and attractive. so flirty . we attractive. you're so flirty. we go on the story. i'm blushing as well. lesbian. there's border

that's going to remain open for my livelihood anyway . and the my livelihood anyway. and the times, francis. the times gone with it's obviously going with brexit is the big story but he's also going to exams bodies and let pupils use air boats to right they're saying so there we go education is going down the toilet it's been gently but now is fully gone down the pipe. so you're a former. is fully gone down the pipe. so you're a former . exactly. so you're a former. exactly. so that's why education is in the state because not a teacher. yeah, exactly because if i was here, i wouldn't let this happen . so no. kids are basically allowed to quote, chat and write in their essays , their exams. in their essays, their exams. but this is posing a really big question for education. the reality is, as i gets better and better, they're going to start producing essays. and how are you going to be to know if the essay shoot and produced at home has been handwritten or is jpt?

yeah, well, no , no. that yeah, well, no, no. that microsoft is invested heavily . microsoft is invested heavily. gpt you'll be able to tell because the state will spend 47 minutes trying to connect a printer and then persuade you to take the vaccine . you know , take the vaccine. you know, higher education is very strange downs . it's really complicated. downs. it's really complicated. also you know what's been going on, brexit last few years, all these higher education universities have lost all their funding there about to i think, reclaim it. but i think they're all paranoid about keeping their scores up. think they're scores up. so i think they're saying takes because saying whatever it takes because kids stupid now, whatever kids are so stupid now, whatever it them to do well it takes to get them to do well in school will do well. yeah. i did see a graph that showed the decline and reading decline iq and reading comprehension and things like that in school leavers in the sixties compared to the country andifs sixties compared to the country and it's been in a steady decline the point that no university leavers are at the same level as a high school leaver in the 60. yeah so that alarm me i assume people would be getting apparently we're getting stupider i think unless

socially capable to i think less able to talk to one another less able to talk to one another less able to talk to one another less able to carry on conversation, less able to concentrate and focus better at minecraft. yeah, there's better that you know terrible handling change cash i think they are at that it's embarrassing isn't it. anyway anyway , moving on let's go to anyway, moving on let's go to our finally the daily star. oh, well, apparently, lassie is nearly extinct . tv legend last. nearly extinct. tv legend last. he's no longer in favour with pet lovers. only 500 of the collie dogs were born year people really want collies. that's a shame because they're intelligent dogs. yeah. the really fluffy one is a cute dog, nice looking . it's a lot of nice looking. it's a lot of firsts, a lot of was going to say, is that too much you've got to groom it. and you know, you can't you you see a grooming gang advertise on the internet. yeah. they to choose the yeah. they tend to choose the wrong yeah, yeah. wrong one. wrong. yeah, yeah. i'm, i'm i mixed feelings i'm, i'm i have mixed feelings about grooming gangs myself. i mean, i'm going honest, mean, i'm going to be honest, might you've said some might that is you've said some controversial over the controversial things over the time. possibly the time. so that is possibly the most when was i would have

most when was 14. i would have liked to be taken out to dinner. actually by i had a boyfriend of 14. he said was he was 14, 14. he said he was he was 14, although he had moustache although he had a moustache driver's licence. he also he driver's licence. but he also he took me to movies and stuff yeah, i mean, grooming you know, grooming, flirting, know , i grooming, flirting, you know, i mean, are some 14, 15 mean, there are some 14, 15 girls that need to get out of the little, but the house a little, but i wouldn't say that in the court of mike smith. i think it goes got a point. i mean, there are the terrible things by the the terrible things done by the criminal but at same criminal gangs, but at the same time, taxi who time, get a taxi drivers who don't conversation with don't make conversation with you, all can appreciate you, which we all can appreciate getting back to the to the dogs. i mean, do you think it's a are you surprised, francis, that this such a cute dog isn't. no because, look, more people won't. living standards fall won't. now living standards fall as . we're all crammed into as. we're all crammed into smaller and smaller. people want smaller and smaller. people want small dogs. that's what it is. i think this is just so popular. yeah couture was a popular. we don't want chihuahuas angry because it used be a wolf and i understand that it was a wolf

and it has been turned into this weird little dog thing and it just doesn't work . no, it's but just doesn't work. no, it's but they were foxes . no, there were they were foxes. no, there were wolves . they were all descended wolves. they were all descended from wolves . right. all the from wolves. right. all the dogs, the dog on earth. on dogs, all the dog on earth. on earth. okay well, we are learning tonight is a man who needs national geographic. we've got handling his the front page is done joins us after the break for cuckooing . rob resigning for cuckooing. rob resigning possibly on a covid that turned out to be true . kill sprees. out to be true. kill sprees. we'll see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners with me. leo kearse may contractually diverse panel made up of francis foster who's latino . scott foster who's latino. scott caputo who's who identifies as a black . anyway, we kick off with black. anyway, we kick off with monday's guardian. no, who seemed to be spreading right

wing conspiracy . francis. yes, wing conspiracy. francis. yes, indeed. wing conspiracy. francis. yes, indeed . the guardian have gone indeed. the guardian have gone full on right wing to fool on trump , and they have gone with trump, and they have gone with the tide on covid 19 allergy emerge from leak us department says so this is the us. energy department basically the us government coming out and going yeah chances are you know what you saw he was wrong who would have predicted it ? who would have predicted it? who would have predicted it? who would have thunk it? have predicted it? who would have thunk it ? actually, a virus have thunk it? actually, a virus that had symptoms that were weird and bizarre and kind of different from anything we'd ever seen before. yeah. emerge from lab. i don't think it's that different was similar similar to a mild called a lot of people yeah but this is something for two years we're told anybody suggested that it came from a lab leak and we're on obviously has a bio bio logical you know, germ lab anybody who said that was was a right wing conspiracy theorist

and now the guardian is coming out saying, oh, actually, you know, gb news been silent for a loving this view to be planned . loving this view to be planned. my loving this view to be planned. my view, matthew sweet , is my view, matthew sweet, is slime. gb news he says this is this is a this is a lie. this is completely fallacious. and here is in the guardian and. it says right from the start, i remember new york post ran an article , new york post ran an article, the technicians , the lab in the technicians, the lab in wuhan were selling cadavers of the animals and the wet market to make money, and they're making more money from that than they were from from their actual jobs. weird the jobs. it's so weird because the guardian say in one guardian just say in one paragraph read, ijust i had paragraph i read, ijust i had to read this three times. it says, conflicting hypotheses on the origins 19 have the origins of covid 19 have centred either unidentified animal transmitting virus to humans or accidental from a humans or is accidental from a chinese research lab conflicting . hypotheses before . they said, . hypotheses before. they said, no, this is racist this isn't. we're not even thinking this. we know we are a lot of are as it is and how can it be racist in chinese food ? hello. i know

chinese food? hello. i know exactly you know this is not noodles and in fact, the conspiracy there was conspiracy proven so 27 scientists signed a letter in the lancet dismissing the lab theory. and then it turned out that the conspired, they were being paid essentially by the chinese government to say in that letter the conflict of interest. and it's so strange because both viruses , the cures because both viruses, the cures for viruses have started and endedin for viruses have started and ended in laboratories in the past . so this would be past. so this would be different. i have no idea why they thought this one was an isolated incident with animals biting or something. biting each other or something. i the one thing is, is to i mean, the one thing is, is to be fair, the ccp are really trustworthy everywhere they every say is true and every what they say is true and they were true. yes. and they were really going from the start. well people they were so helpful . they were really. and helpful. they were really. and they still are. really. yeah. still they're just super friendly. is zero tolerance, which we love. we all love zero tolerance. right. we love that . tolerance. right. we love that. and to do occur and the impossible to do occur it we'll never have it . and the it we'll never have it. and the really accepting of minorities

we wages will tell you that. yeah, yeah, yeah. they're hugely aspirational yeah yeah. good gosh. yeah . ccp what? you gosh. yeah, yeah. ccp what? you don't need to vote. they'll be in power anyway. that's the essence of communism i wonder what the next right wing conspiracy theory to come true will stick with the will anyway, we stick with the guardian story on cuckooing guardian with story on cuckooing where drug dealers take over the homes vulnerable people homes of vulnerable people to store weapons . scott, store drugs and weapons. scott, you've this one. yeah. you you've got this one. yeah. you know , there's a car that's know, there's a car that's cuckooing behind our building. it mercedes. tires it was a mercedes. the tires busted. and then realise busted. and then i realise people living in it and had people were living in it and had moved the doors open moved into it and the doors open every often drugs fly out and every so often drugs fly out and the close again. right. the doors close again. right. it's entrepreneurship it's again, entrepreneurship action and it's illegal to do this, it's illegal to move into someone's house, apparently. and drug them up and then use location to store and sell . is location to store and sell. is this the first time you've found out that this is illegal? seems like you've been doing well. you have no i mean, i live with my mom and her boyfriend years. they were dealing cocaine out of the toyota i the other the toyota corolla. i didn't wrong but

didn't know what's wrong but anyway, it paid for a vacation to mexico. but the is these these buzz killers just philipps andian these buzz killers just philipps and ian smith want to make it really impossible and stuff is like you guys they're just they're just hanging out but the people that they tend to move with to use their homes tend be disenfranchised people, substance people from the past are disabled with learning disabilities or 39 people that have had this happen to work, as you said, unemployed so they're home all day long. yeah and nofice. home all day long. yeah and notice . yeah, yeah. well, these notice. yeah, yeah. well, these guysi notice. yeah, yeah. well, these guys i was alarmed at the numbers of people i mean the dunng numbers of people i mean the during the police crackdown they visited 800 well 789 different addresses and pulling by the criminal service cranks out of the unit found that one in eight people have seen signs of cuckooing in their communities. they want to make it a penalty in the modern slavery act. that's what jess and duncan want to say that these to do. they say that these people being held in their homes

, where their homes are being used are are basically . used to sell are are basically. yeah. and which is doesn't really fit the definition but that's what they like to kind of shoot into. are you worried this crackdown could lead to a pnces? crackdown could lead to a prices? yeah. i mean , anything prices? yeah. i mean, anything that drives up the, you know , that drives up the, you know, housing market is bad for me. so yeah, i'm just saying have a think about it i want the albanians to be allowed in because my drug dealer died last year so been really bereft since really he with oliver really and he was with oliver when can't always say when you can't always say something about those something serious about those both in la. benefit both showed up in la. benefit system got a local dealer to system we got a local dealer to fill that role in the express now and biological meals identify as women one big police and female if they've committed violent or sexual crimes. i've never had supply discussed outreach outrages three just tell us who . yes, transit tell us who. yes, transit meetings will be banned from women's prison. so rules coming force tomorrow will stop trans. gender women offenders have committed violent or sexual crimes being locked up with female prisoners . crimes being locked up with female prisoners. england and wales. and this is dominic raab.

dominic has taken a little bit of a five minute break from being up civil servant to actually sort this out and we all gb news standing together as one to say this is disgusting transphobia and people like either graham, who was who is a two time rapist convicted , then two time rapist convicted, then go and a really beautiful woman and brilliant, beautiful woman with a stunning face tattoo go to what i call core onset gender dysphoria , waiting to go dysphoria, waiting to go contracted it. it's just as she was being sent. yes. she says she knows since she was a child, but she. and that's why she was those beautiful leggings which hug, figure and show stunning clitoris. right. excuse me , clitoris. right. excuse me, ruth? yes yeah. i scott, i'm i'm slightly worried about sending letters to trans women meals identifying is women who've committed violent or sexual

offences won't be put in female prisons. but the only way we catch a fraction of violent offenders. so there's, there's still going to be people who have you criminals who have, you know, criminals who commit those offences going into women's prisons. i'm worried that this rulings is in place tomorrow. so tonight's going to be a busy night in those jails. two nights in will make history if you're trans let it rip tonight you guys let let it go . tonight you guys let let it go. spread your wings. spread your training wings and fly . this training wings and fly. this tomorrow you're going to be taken down. yeah. you know, i think what we're all really concerned with about prisons in general are the safety of prisoners. and i think the rate of female prisoners, particularly female prisoners, cannot the male prisoners. well, you know a few them. you know, i know a few them. i've a few . they're i've dated a few. they're probably off in but probably better off in jail. but but i think that but i you know, i think that we're all worried about the rate of you know drug use in prison and the violence of rape and and the violence and of rape and of harassment. think that of harassment. so i think that overall needs be looked at

overall needs to be looked at and it'd be good they could and it'd be good if they could take that bit. take care of that a little bit. yeah. and this will certainly help anyway. the help slightly anyway. the independent potential independent note and potential snp hopeful humza has snp hopeful humza yousaf has said he's with questions about his game marriage opinions. scott you've got this. well, he's saying , why do scott you've got this. well, he's saying, why do i scott you've got this. well, he's saying , why do i get the he's saying, why do i get the gay marriage? but anyway? he's he's saying that kate forbes one of the other one of the three candidates running for the position, nicola sturgeon wrecked , is she's in she's the wrecked, is she's in she's the frontrunner. and i think that he's threatened her. yeah. she's also devout christian who is not necessarily oppose to the current status of gay marriage . current status of gay marriage. what she has said, though, is that she would not voted in that she would not have voted in favour when it became a big would be like would it be like parliamentarians did say at the time anyway , she was expressing time anyway, she was expressing her opinion. she's not saying that she's going to yank it down, so to speak, or that she's to diminish it anyway. but she's just being honest about how she feels but he's using feels about it, but he's using this in a weirdly homophobic way

, his case, at least to drag her down in the numbers. and she's doing really well. she's far ahead of him. she's far ahead, everybody. and this everybody. and of course, this after accused , a former after he was accused, a former snp , i think he was the former snp, i think he was the former health secretary, alex, who said that humza yousaf had missed the gay marriage vote. so he didn't he didn't vote for gay marriage. well, there you go. because he was concerned about pressure his mosque. so because , you know, mosque. so because, you know, drawing attention, the fact that homes is muslim and, you know, some traditional muslim beliefs, according to neil. i mean, what do you make of that from look, this is what happens when you religious people who and high office they're going to have religious religious opinions tend to be staunchly conservative which means , you conservative which means, you know they just don't like gay people. church england, people. the church of england, they exactly . but they didn't know exactly. but that's a religion as know that's not a religion as we know right clearly there's right there. clearly there's a to the religion there, flip b, again, is the god branch of stonewall, you know, but they're a bit flip on the gay marriage thing sometimes. but i agree with i mean, i think,

with you. i mean, i think, you know, organised means know, organised religion means war. are at war. these two people are at battle we're going battle and we're going have to watch take other down. watch them take each other down. the thing is , you know, the gay the thing is, you know, the gay thing, again, i'm conflicted about it because i'm married and you know i'm going spend tomorrow in probably thinking chicken or fish chicken when i should be at a prison as a trans people snorting cocaine off a sailor's backside. so i get into the party's over as well. i mean, they're just ruined everything. so i say maybe criminalise it, maybe make , you criminalise it, maybe make, you know, make being gay again gay, sexy again. i missed the free song. yeah so to speak. yeah, i do. yeah i miss being. i was married men crying their cell phones the girlfriends you know while they were know in the sauna saying speak up saying this will never happen again yeah on their hands and knees crying in their car. yeah. that was a tough position. it's a bit too detail for. about too much detail for. sorry about that. it for part that. anyway, that's it for part two. after the break for two. join after the break for killing robots, conspiracy theories and extra fertile men .

theories and extra fertile men. sounds like the erotic science fiction i've been writing in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners. let's jump in with monday's telegraph and does manual labour make men more fertile scott a bit you're pretty good at laying pipe bit you're pretty good at laying pipe and no one wants the whole well i get the male infertile little stories my age just as show apparently the more heavy lifting you do , the more lifting you do, the more sexually active you will be. the higher sperm count. so sexually active you will be. the higher sperm count . so desk higher sperm count. so desk bound employees are doomed . and bound employees are doomed. and we're all sitting at a desk while we're seeing the queen. at least we stand in our job when we're not here. but i'm sperm count quality amongst a man who tend our physical jobs is much

higher 42% decline in those who don't have physically active jobs over the last how many years they said since 2002. they did a 17 year study just until 2017 and they found that people sitting at their jobs, their count dropped by about 42. of course , it total. i mean, look course, it total. i mean, look at someone who works in an office when you look at someone. and so he looks healthy. yeah, exactly. is, the exactly. yeah the thing is, the obesity apparently affects your hormones. affects your sperm hormones. it affects your sperm count the beast that's count and it's the beast that's been causing the drop in sperm counts across the western world, which dropped 50% which have dropped like 50% overall . i think the overall since. i think the sixties when they dropped really really massively during the pandemic. yeah. luckily gay pandemic. yeah. so luckily gay men saying sexually and men were saying sexually and keeping high as as keeping the count as high as as possible. but that's a lot of heavy lifting. but i mean that sperm go anywhere sperm doesn't really go anywhere that fertilised eggs. sperm doesn't really go anywhere that fertilised eggs . well that fertilised eggs. well i mean it goes to a lower price, isn't it ? and pfizer is quite isn't it? and pfizer is quite active and they can you know, they need you know, you don't need male sperm to have a child.

women have realised this that men are not useful any longer. what are they ? you can extract, what are they? you can extract, you can semen from bone marrow . you can semen from bone marrow. you you can i almost a tooth but no you can you can i think. i think women should. although those lesley's out there on the right path. right because yeah they don't need to then you guys. well they never needed them. no. and that's why they're so they're so good so angry. but they're so good with children they. with children are they. they are. get head or on are. they get their head or on the motorcycle of their school by they think it's always done in day. so this just you know, in a day. so this just you know, i'm just telling men to just i'm just telling you men to just you know, when picking you know, when we're picking babies what need to babies, that's what we need to go yeah brilliant. yeah, go for. yeah brilliant. yeah, fantastic. the underpin next and woody has gone rogue woody harrelson has gone rogue at the big farmers control over society on saturday night live hopefully big don't decide to make him sort the saturday night dead. make him sort the saturday night dead . oh wow that was that was dead. oh wow that was that was tough that was my come home. yeah my now anyway so yeah woody harrelson is created controversy

by apparently making an anti—vax joke he took about 6 minutes to get to the punchline after getting distracted he spoke about smoking weed his love of drinking what kind of tree he was sitting against when he read script. eventually so the movie goes like this the biggest drug cartels in the world together for food, the media and the politicians and force the people in the world to stay locked in their homes. he goes, i mean, he told this to the crowd all through the script to i mean who was going to believe that crazy idea to drugs. idea being forced to do drugs. i that voluntarily all day and they just they looked and had an absolute meltdown on twitter and were very very very upset so people were upset with this this they call it a conspiracy theorist. and these things because he's suggesting the pharma is somehow making money out of this this pandemic. and part of it could be manufactured in the and the politicians. well, this is it. i mean some people were very upset that chasing comedy saturday night chasing comedy on saturday night live. is live. yeah yeah. this is serious. an awkwardly

serious. there's an awkwardly quiet crowd watching and they usually aren't because it's not funny. so at least at least he has some where he's going with that joke. right. we have a clip of it. right. we're going to of it. all right. we're going to play of it. all right. we're going to play that now. and people listening on radio will be able to it. okay. the movie to hear it. okay. so the movie goes like this, the biggest drug cartels the world together cartels in the world together and buy up all the media and all the politics and force all the people the world to stay locked in their homes. people the world to stay locked in their homes . and people can in their homes. and people can only come out if they take the cartels drug and keep taking them over , over and through the them over, over and through the script away. i mean who is going to believe that crazy idea is love the band is like is this part of the guy. it was like, you know, do it but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and he just looks like a guy who's made enough money and thought, you know what, i'm going to go over it. looks like a guy who hangs around outside as shouting at

the squirrels. yeah but anyway. the no, the who does the guardian. no, the who does those dilbert cartoon goons is in trouble for a video he made. said it's okay to be white. a hate crime? no, he didn't say. it he called black americans a hate group because he was reading about a study. i read this article today at home, actually in the guardian he was talking about a study that had been done where they asked a black response if it was okay to be white. 26% of them said that, well, 21% said they were not sure if was okay to be white. 26% said that they disagree with the statement it's okay to be white. so this scott adams of a very popular cartoon, dilbert hugely popular and has been for over 25 years. and this one of the things you see, you know taped to people's fridges all the work people read it because it's about a guy in an office, very boring guy and. he and scott adams whose main controversial statements in the past and pen slapped in the past and been pen slapped in the past and been pen slapped in the past time he said that

past this time he said that based on the current way things are going, the best advice would give. he said this on twitter to white people is to get the hell from black people and just he said, get the f away. and then he went on to expand on that. expand it. the thing is he knew because he made some statements after that he said, i knew this. i know this is a career ending. yeah, i know that i'll be dropped from my publisher's. i know you stop reading my know you may stop reading my cartoon. this because cartoon. why he did this because actually statistics that he didn't quote were from larger survey . most americans said they survey. most americans said they were okay . that quote, most were okay. that quote, most americans said that it was fine, but he was specifically talking about the i mean , black about the i mean, black respondents to this question he was this poll and nearly half of them apparently responded saying it's not okay to be white. the it's not okay to be white. the it's okay to be white. right. isn't isn't it? of course, the poll actually. what how it was really pitched . who knows? we really pitched. who knows? we all know that polls be misleading and it races against polling . and i understand if he

polling. and i understand if he was read this poll offhandedly on the bus on the way to work or something and thrown off by but to do to his work and his career and to come out as someone who seems at least from his statements, to be terrified of the black community is really a mistake, i think. i don't know what he's thinking. well, from a personal point of view, this is a huge mistake. i mean, francis, what do you make of it? well i mean i mean, it was a bold move. yeah. let's just seen on that score . i mean, he out of you and score. i mean, he out of you and said it and you know , like he said it and you know, like he said, get the hell from black people. do what i do . move to a people. do what i do. move to a mainly white neighbourhood wherever there's lot of black people there's a lot of they also said that in there but in the neighbourhoods. yeah and then at the end of it he just gave this small went didn't expect that did and we were expect that they did and we were like no scott we didn't . yeah. i like no scott we didn't. yeah. i mean it sounds yeah that actually sounds racist . actually sounds pretty racist. 13 months ago, 13 months ago, he

also tweeted in january 20, 22, quote, i'm going to self—identify as a black woman until joe biden picks his presidential nominee for the supreme court. he said, i don't want to be left out of consideration the job. so consideration for the job. so he's clearly referencing the fact they had the selection fact that they had the selection criteria on identity based criteria based on identity based on whether you're a woman, whether you're race. yes. we've seen this a lot across everywhere across across corporate hiring. but he's goading the black community. he's goading liberal white people and any liberal community in why he got away in the us why he why he got away with though. with that statement though. january 20, without having january 20, 22 without having his pulled from all his cartoon pulled from all these they these publications and they did it quite sure it now i'm not quite sure because that's the enough to pull the cartoon. be honest pull the cartoon. i'll be honest with you i think the video was a little bit worse. and then of course, this was it was. but this is in the us say in this is in the us must say in mainstream in the us at mainstream media in the us at this in current this current in this current atmosphere that is enough to be seen original statement. his original statement about identifying we're identifying as a black we're not there allowed just there be allowed that's just mocking the diversity hiring the 13 i'm geneticist 13 months later i'm a geneticist we're here stand up comic yes as

a stand up comic maybe. but he's not that he's not a satirist . not that he's not a satirist. he's a cartoonist. yes, he is cartoonists through through his comic really nuts. comic strip. it's really nuts. and think it's and i don't and i think it's and i don't maybe he should put it in the comic strip. maybe so. maybe in fact, he has tried that in the comic strip and some comic strip runners, some magazines and newspapers that have comic newspapers that have a comic have said over the past 12 months to his months or so, we have had to his comic a few times because comic strip a few times because of was moving toward video of so he was moving toward video on youtube, as you said , in on youtube, as you said, in these and it sounds , these building. and it sounds, though, been in some way though, he's been in some way supported by whoever is around him, who's encouraged him to do this . yeah, i'm not quite sure this. yeah, i'm not quite sure what the end game for him with the strategies at that maybe he's got money and is he's just got money and he is independently wealthy that's for sure. this interesting sure. i thought this interesting so the of one of the so the one of one of the publishers pulled his cartoon said well respect and said well we respect and encourage free speech is used to not editorial or not align with our editorial or business as an business values as an organisation not free organisation that's not free speech you know that's you know free speech isn't aligning what

there is there is no free speech is no such thing. yeah is there is no such thing. yeah we . yeah. and this is in. we know. yeah. and this is in. yeah. and look and all of obviously i am someone who does his to come out in favour of the artists go freedom of expression. i'll going to be honest he's got your own trigger commentary my show you've made it difficult to defend what we're going to do who's going to come on going. you know what my? nailed it. no going anywhere. the daily star now an air powered killer robots are the biggest threat to humanity with microsoft being the biggest player the game now these robots of may a paperclip pop up and ruin everything and then excrete and fall over. so i'm not that worried. scott, can you tell us more? well, killer drones are the new thing in the military. so remember when got wheels were like the luggage industry's been saved. yeah well tanks old fashioned they're really badly in the ukraine it's really along that war. but we've got our killer drone and the russians

are being very secretive about the ukraine ukrainian kilograms . but apparently there are drones now that can target not just whole villages but certain people. they can program with drones a co kildare who flies across borders 2000 miles away, but a little or so. and these are automated than, you know, drones at moment generally drones at the moment generally have to be have to be guided . have to be have to be guided. yes. but draw a program and it's . yeah. so they won't even know where some of these have come from. actually they're not. that's part of the problem is that they can't trace the origin the war has . the even the drone and war has. the even the drone and war has. the even the war seems to be fighting for borders or boundaries. those borders or boundaries. those borders are sort of hazy by this because no one knows where anything is coming from. right? yeah. or who's bombing who? i've noficed yeah. or who's bombing who? i've noticed the gpt other noticed the gpt and other artificial programs are so walk that you so incredibly walk if you disguised yourself as as a non—binary genderqueer person then they wouldn't attack you . then they wouldn't attack you. so is that the way to defeat the drones? i think so. i think

choose to go up to them and, use different pronouns. so you've oppressed and they won't attack, you know. and i think that's good thing. yeah, i think that's a good thing. it said there are marginalised groups and they come enough hate is we come under enough hate is we don't drones here or drone drones are non—binary as soon as drones are non—binary as soon as drones start demanding pronouns i think that's it for humanity anyway it for this part anyway that's it for this part after the break in the final section , we'll have a fatal section, we'll have a fatal threesome life, death and woodland spirits . we're getting woodland spirits. we're getting spooky here. looking spooky up in here. i'm looking for the threesome, by the way. we'll couple we'll see you in a couple seconds .

welcome back to headline news. welcome back to headline news. we jump back in with the daily star now. and thousands of birds have been flocking on the streets of mexico like a biblical prophecy. francis you told me birds flock to you. you must an expert on this. exactly,

mate. and end the world mate. and the end of the world may have may be upon us because a lot of racism in mexico reportedly witnessing thousands of birds crawling along the streets. and they think that this is a sign of end of times or a crisis. and we've got a video playing now so you can see it and it does look and it looks like something from a film for anybody watching on radio is literally as they describe, just millions of yeah walking millions of birds. yeah walking not not flying so much as just walking around as if they're trying to become human are we should not be so that delicious mexican is being thrown on mexican bread is being thrown on the is what it is the ground because is what it is in. well be one said these flocks had never a good sign is that a terrible what do that that's a terrible what do you mean. oh my god you can do it if you're not watching from. let's go. my brothers in venezuela . oh, good lord. he venezuela. oh, good lord. he just like a bug. stand i don't know what went wrong. i'm diverse should be looking like ricky martin because bad half . ricky martin because bad half.

way the danger is staying with mexico we've got the mirror next it makes president has tried to confirm the stereotype of latin politicians being drug drug addled maniacs by he's taken a photo of a mythical woodland sprite scott he's into a looks about the hilux now what's the i love the alex i thought you knew your laugh. you're latino. yeah, exactly . in chaos star, though. exactly. in chaos star, though. hey, look, senor. anyway it's. it's a mayans. hey, look, senor. anyway it's. it's a mayans . yeah, it looks it's a mayans. yeah, it looks a bit like an elf and andre manuel lopez obrador, the president . lopez obrador, the president. mexico says that he has a photo with an alex in it and he can prove it . but the photo, which prove it. but the photo, which was taken at night, shows a tree with a branch forming. this is this the photo here with a halo that looks like. yes, it's there's that anybody listening on derby i mean? it looks like a tree with a branch forming there probably there probably stars just singing in the background andifs just singing in the background and it's just a badly taken

photo . yeah. no, you see there photo. yeah. no, you see there are break points for their stars is just adidas and jupiter light . no, he's coke out of his mind. but he thought he thought he, you know what he's saying it. i think the reason he's saying is because one of the biggest industries in mexico's tourism is trying to get people to come and the alex. yeah and look for the alex. yeah oh really? wouldn't scare some really? but wouldn't scare some who just want to have a have a pina colada. get scared pina colada. don't get scared any like spirits any more. people like spirits and people trust and creatures. people trust ghosts. it's all tv and movies. people following around people are following them around the move toward the cameras. people move toward the cameras. people move toward the horror film. that's the like in horror film. that's why people die. horror movies. what's that noise? why you moving away moving toward it? move away from it. like, little it. so people, like, little creepy, weird things except spiders. out spiders. a woman freaked out a yoga ever a spider in the yoga did ever a spider in the room. how big was the spider? it wasn't large, she was upside wasn't large, but she was upside down. might bigger, down. so might look bigger, right? and obviously right? yeah. and obviously upside you're in the upside down. you're more in the spiders exactly. spiders realm. yeah, exactly. so but think people he's hoping, but i think people he's hoping, you hunters got you know, alex hunters got a mexican on alex jason's interest. well luck to them. anyway, the sun next reports from someone who's dead. 90

minutes. sounds like how i felt watching the harry and meghan documentary was the one from the other side. so a man who died, a 90 minutes has revealed what he saw so he went into cardiac arrest the early hours of morning , january 20, 19, and so morning, january 20,19, and so he was dead 90 minutes. they tried cpr to revive him and eventually it worked. and he came back and this is what he said. he's australian . he said a said. he's australian. he said a lot of people ask me for someone to and now i did not see. anything, no bright lights, nothing that whatsoever. so it's another story. he's basically died. he's got nothing to report. and he was basically blank. this was it. this is depressing . there's no angels depressing. there's no angels playing hard. no no bright lights. no, no, nothing. is he actually said, you know, i don't really care anyway. just as long as i'm healthy, i don't really want to know what's out there. it's not my business or so i amok. so think i think it's amok. so i think i think it's actually he was really interested to around interested enough to look around i think of us and we i think even one of us and we really won't know out

really won't know what's out there. then we'd find out. but mean he didn't raise hand. mean he didn't raise his hand. we point this and we come we should point this and we come back minutes of open mic back with 5 minutes of open mic material. at our material. exactly. at our edinburgh show. hear it would be. said something really be. and he said something really profound he if profound at the end. he said if you're going guy going to go, you're going a guy going to go, if happen, it's if it's going to happen, it's going to happen. while that is your australian or you're. yeah. so you're australian as so you're half australian as well. enough. well. brilliant. little enough. no.and well. brilliant. little enough. no. and like next no. and it looks like the next punch on its scott punch might be on its way. scott yeah, there's an year old girl punch might be on its way. scott yeaidiedere's an year old girl punch might be on its way. scott yeaidied ofs an year old girl punch might be on its way. scott yeaidied of bird year old girl punch might be on its way. scott yeaidied of bird flu r old girl punch might be on its way. scott yeaidied of bird flu r ocambodia she died of bird flu in cambodia this her father was this week and her father was also . so the who. is also infected. so the who. is really concerned, really concerned with the current boof bird flu out because of those two cases. so we should all worry, right? yeah. we're all going to die this next pandemic. they told keep light, but they told me to keep light, but it's impossible to the next it's impossible to win. the next pandemic is we. and we don't even have money to pay for even have any money to pay for furlough this time. anyway furlough this time. no. anyway the show is nearly over, so let's take another quick look at monday's front pages. the daily can sunak seal his brexit deal

deal. can sunak seal his brexit deal deal . the times i one big deal. the times i one big concessions from the claims to not an exams lets pupils use exams chat board to write essays . the daily telegraph eu chief plays in to seal brexit deal as revolt the next one, which isn't written on the thing as the guardian says , sunak and von der guardian says, sunak and von der linde to hold talks on revised brexit deal and universal credit falls far below the minimum living cost . the next one is the living cost. the next one is the daily express , says rishi. this daily express, says rishi. this new brexit deal is best for britain. and finally , the daily britain. and finally, the daily star going to the dogs. britain. and finally, the daily star going to the dogs . what's star going to the dogs. what's that? lassie, you're nearly extinct. sad story about only 500. lassie dogs were being born last year, and that's all we've got. time and we've got what? we've got seconds because we've dropped last story. you've just a story to do. it is the . best. a story to do. it is the. best. he won six with two prostitutes and a radio contest. tell us a

bit year. so he won six for two prostitutes in a radio contest, but he died eating steak just before he was about to seal . so before he was about to seal. so two bites, a steak. these six years old, he on howard stern harrison to and he harrison got him to two and he never got fulfil that dream but the good news is the bloke who instead the pass to his grandson and views did that. yeah winning and views did that. yeah winning a somewhat happy ending and that genuinely is all we have time for. thank you to my guest francis foster and scott capelouto , headline news. we'll capelouto, headline news. we'll be back tomorrow. and every night at 11 pm. and remember, if watch the morning if you watch it in the morning stay for the breakfast stay tuned for the breakfast show .

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