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josh howie, a man who doesn't eat, and lewis schaefer who doesn't eat anything cooked, which means a single cooked pork chop. which means a single cooked pork chop . take them both out and chop. take them both out and i've got one on the desk just in case they get out of control. so how's it going? did you watch night? there was a lot of lipid panel action from lewis. yeah heard that. well, i've deliberately at deliberately put my chair at this it's covering my this level so it's covering my gut. so doesn't get gut. good so smart doesn't get into me . well, yeah, you mention into me. well, yeah, you mention that. and now i'm going to have to mention because. there's to mention it because. there's a demand. am going call demand. who am i going to call fat show? and i've got fat on the show? and i've got two people. yeah, he's more than me. well, i was basically all right. everybody right. and everybody is watching. the watching. at least half the audience. all right. lewis taking show already. taking over the show already. let's let's have look let's let's have a look at tomorrow's and start tomorrow's front pages and start with daily mail. so they've tomorrow's front pages and start with with)aily mail. so they've tomorrow's front pages and start with with boris/iail. so they've tomorrow's front pages and start with with boris not so they've tomorrow's front pages and start with with boris not aro they've tomorrow's front pages and start with with boris not a shred"ve tomorrow's front pages and start with with boris not a shred ofe gone with boris not a shred of evidence misled mps. now gone with boris not a shred of evidence misled mps . now the evidence i misled mps. now the telegraph has hancock's battle with over covid. the with sunak over covid. the guardian has partygate evidence that johnson misled is kind of the opposite of the and the mirror has parties knew because he was there the express boris

plus partygate probe a cynical stitch up and the star pinocchio is a fibber, whatever that means . those were the front pages. yeah . all right, so there's yeah. all right, so there's obviously one massive story tonight. josh, let's start the guardian. yeah well, this is very disappointing and i didn't i don't think anybody saw this, but it turns out boris johnson are , prime minister, turns out are, prime minister, turns out he lied. i mean, lied . i know. he lied. i mean, lied. i know. misled the nation. the leader of our country at time. he he might have done some fibbing and stuff like that. and i'm just i'm a little bit shocked, but this is the headline partygate fresh evidence johnson misled evidence that johnson misled mps. this is unbelievable . and mps. this is unbelievable. and that's significant evidence this has found this 23 page report it's a cross—party committee found . yeah he he misled these found. yeah he he misled these over lockdown parties his aides and him almost certainly knew at

the time that they were breaking rules which of course he has very said many times. no, no . very said many times. no, no. including in parliament itself, in house of commons and because of there could be serious ramifications . yeah, there were ramifications. yeah, there were these very questionable messages .jack these very questionable messages . jack doyle sort of saying more or less, how can i spin this ? or less, how can i spin this? this is really bad. what can we do? yeah. and although do have some sympathy, i'm going to put the pro boris side lewis, which is that i mean he in these whatsapp messages have been released to lock down files 200,000 messages from hancock. how he actually comes across slightly us he comes slightly better than us he comes across really to across as not really wanting to do lockdowns, them anyway, do lockdowns, doing them anyway, which great. comes which isn't great. but he comes across not bad as hank, but i across not as bad as hank, but i think that makes it worse. lie is more cynical. he knew the of the fact that what was actually going impact and what going to make an impact and what wasn't made political wasn't and made the political decision as opposed to being brave and strong as our leader of country and making of our country and making the right for country. yes right call for our country. yes definitely not going back. what do care

do you think they should care about i'm not at all and about game? i'm not at all and we knew we we knew that it we knew we knew we knew that it was sickeningly back in was it was sickeningly back in the day back neil ferguson that guy he was you know science guy from sage or something whatever thatis from sage or something whatever that is the university of whatever the thing was he's still reading facebook. yeah yeah. and where he where he was doing his i don't know if i can say words doing his girlfriend for me village coming on in i think it was these starlets coming on in while there was a total lockdown and. he's telling everybody they're going die . everybody they're going to die. so to this party so boris johnson to this party while he's telling everybody that he's going to die either means one that he was lying to the people that people that people going to die or it that he didn't care that that people did die. but when got a photo like this when we're in lockdown , you've got a bunch of people standing around empty of alcohol faces blurred out faces. but except for him, said boris had, you know , it was a giveaway, you know, it was a giveaway, even blurred when we saw the

before of him on the news. i mean, i've never seen his hair. we've seen hair in various dishevelled state. next it's like a whole other up like a whole other thing up here. yeah, i'm telling the here. yeah yeah, i'm telling the truth . what about the mail? truth. what about the mail? because the is it slightly this is quite comical guardian fresh evidence that johnson misled mp the daily mail not a shred of evidence was misled mean it's like they've seen the guardian they've just the homework and just it what. do you just switched it what. do you think mean. well, it's think lewis i mean. well, it's just daily is, you know just the daily is, you know i got respect boris johnson got to respect boris johnson because fronting it he's because he's fronting it he's saying see here and saying nothing to see here and everybody knows there's something to see. but what does it we they were it matter we know they were lying . boris johnson is lying lying. boris johnson is lying now saying he didn't know every he knows he knew everyone knows everybody , knows it's time for everybody, knows it's time for us to just come clean and admit that we were we i wasn't i that we were that we i wasn't i was i totally i knew this was i was totally i knew this was i was totally i knew this was what caused me . lewis this was what caused me. lewis this thing trivial compared to the thing is trivial compared to the lockdown files mean it's annoying, but the bigger story is that they just were ignoring science. they were just doing

what politically expedient. what was politically expedient. and course, they and yeah, of course, they were having they was having because they knew it was all nonsense. the biggest story to is still they did these to me is still they did these lockdowns when should never lockdowns when they should never have thought have done them. i've thought the party of a distraction party is a bit of a distraction because it's like they didn't follow own which is follow their own rules, which is annoying we shouldn't have annoying but we shouldn't have have rules. here is have the rules. i guess here is here is a bigger star. okay. none of this here is the bigger story. story about story. this story about this country, fantastic country, which is a fantastic but political system, but its political system, substandard. the bigger substandard. that is the bigger the i love say the bigger. and i love to say that of course you can say that because behind closed doors is because behind closed doors is because behind closed doors is because behind doors this because behind closed doors this shenanigans that one shenanigans going on that one knew it wasn't open to discussion if it had been open. well other thing bothers me well other thing that bothers me is sue gray is now being is this sue gray is now being hired by labour, unless absolutely. unless it's absolutely. sarah, unless it's for access johnson. he for the access by johnson. he tells labour . so it tells it to join labour. so it discredits report that be discredits her report that be genius wouldn't know no another conspiracy or whatever she's deaung conspiracy or whatever she's dealing with actual it's not like he's saying oh look at this report and none of this stuff happened already he they've been fined by police and there's fined by the police and there's no as actual

no contention as to the actual facts within . the report found facts within. the report found that she's joined labour but let's quickly do times let's just quickly do the times because they've got this could punish johnson this is it mean punish johnson this is it i mean if the banned from commons if he is the banned from commons for month and i'm for more than a month and i'm trying to remember this was trying to remember if this was the time and if remember the exact time and if remember in prime minister the pm question time pmqs fan queues when starmer basically sort of said you're saying that you didn't know or you did know or whatever and then johnson said, i'm saying that there was no i did not break the rules whatever it was and someone. okay cool, stop you there. i will move on now. and it was like by getting him to say that was enough to hang. he knew that at some point the truth would come out right but that feels like the 4d chess stuff here two years stuff like here we are two years later so or year later, but later or so or year later, but it's for deep chess . just it's for deep chess. it's just like said from populated by like i said from populated by trump when you smell it, was trump when you smell it, he was outfoxing like outfoxing the media with like next moves that they couldn't even understand that's 4d even understand so that's 4d chess for the oh 4d chess. chess like for the oh 4d chess. yes. okay. yeah sorry, that was

my english accent. in my english accent. you're in england, now try to england, but so now try to forget having sort of he hasn't perjured himself and such because no call law, but he has broke the rules of the house of commons could final. he commons. he could be final. he says hasn't. he says he never says he hasn't. he says he never knowingly lied. thus isn't true . he did knowingly lie that did know that the rules are being broken. as this report basically says, it's almost certain that he did . then if he has found, he did. then if he has found, then he's going to he has to then he's going to get he has to sort of be banned for 30 days. and i think that means he can be up for by—election all right. well, do the well, let's just do the telegraph, because is an inferior story. actually, he's got one. guys. i have got this one. hi, guys. i have this and just point this one. and let me just point out, does he not know he out, how does he not know he made the rules? he's the guy in charge of rules he set the charge of the rules he set the rules. does he not know rules. how does he not know nicola set the nicola sturgeon he set the rules. not supposed well rules. you're not supposed well with something else. well, this is basically who is this is the basically who is going be a big escape code is going to be a big escape code is going to be a big escape code is going to be boris johnson or is it to be hancock? and it going to be hancock? and they're according the they're saying, according to the daily, the paper that daily, which is the paper that i read most for the daily

read the most for the daily mail, got lot news and mail, it's got a lot of news and it's for the money. so they've got hancock. but bollywood sunak over and they over covid yeah. and they arguing behind scenes and if arguing behind the scenes and if there a free open there was a free and open democracy like they like there is more in america that as much as they used to be people would be they would be different sides that would be coming out saying i don't want this, i this i don't want this, i want this but everyone's to but everyone's got to everybody's and in everybody's got to act. and in an they have a like an order they have to act a like an order they have to act a like a rugby team all moving forward whether go there or whether we want to go there or not. and that's the problem. the problem is there were people, including sunak was including rishi sunak who was who it seemed like he was who was it seemed like he was against these things and, you know, well, he could see first hand what damage it was having to the economy. yeah and he's the had to stump up the money for it so he was always we always heard start that always heard from the start that sunak reluctant to any of sunak was reluctant to do any of this. we that people like this. we heard that people like our very own jacob rees—mogg was more reason, gove was more for some reason, gove was much a down zealot and much a lock down zealot and cummings down. so cummings was a lock down. so what about what really bothers me about this? yeah didn't

this? yeah. yeah sunak didn't want to because he had to for it all. and also perhaps because he had conservative instincts. had more conservative instincts. what these what hancock is doing in these messages, annoys messages, which really annoys me, it sound like me, is you make it sound like you're sort of far right if you didn't want to do lockdowns, he things a it's things like it's a it's conservative pure conservative ideology. that ideology. later he says that sunak ankle sunak is showing ankle to the hard right this about what hard right all this about what do of his who is do you think of his uncle who is to said it's ridiculous to have said it's ridiculous it's fossilised i know i know it's fossilised i know i know it's lame but it's so annoying because it's like, yeah, it's a conservative. there's a thing called civil liberties. never conservatism. in england we have civil liberties and want it civil liberties and we want it to lockdowns didn't to be these lockdowns didn't seem at about the seem to care at all about the people he cared about his own career. even within career. someone even said within this, great for your this, oh, this is great for your career. basically, pandemic this, oh, this is great for your careerwork cally, pandemic this, oh, this is great for your careerwork out y, pandemic this, oh, this is great for your careerwork out for pandemic this, oh, this is great for your careerwork out for yourandemic this, oh, this is great for your careerwork out for your career.: could work out for your career. it's the kind of thing you might say as joke in a whatsapp message, it didn't seem like message, but it didn't seem like they one's really they were. so this one's really annoyed. want to i to see annoyed. i want to i want to see what happened. what else in what happened. what else are in these messages? want these whatsapp messages? i want to much of what paul to see like so much of what paul and to each other, all and they said to each other, all that stuff me and you said to each other is it using the

whatsapp? want to see whatsapp? yeah, i want to see what think about like what you think about that. like we're mean, we're right we're all i mean, we're right you haven't got it. hancock but how would you feel if 100,000 of your messages. the your messages. yeah, for the stuff i say in public is bad enough friends because enough and good friends because i think sends messages i don't think sends me messages like that then immediately i don't think sends me messages likeyout then immediately i don't think sends me messages likeyout thaten immediately i don't think sends me messages likeyout thati immediately i don't think sends me messages likeyout that i don'tadiately i don't think sends me messages likeyout that i don't trustely let you see that i don't trust the but know what the left. yeah but you know what you a good point, sue gray. you made a good point, sue gray. but the big point about sue gray is the fact that they hire one person lead the report, the person to lead the report, the levinson they had. levinson report that they had. and it's deniability and it's, it's total deniability because when you have one person, no matter , what happens person, no matter, what happens they go. they say, oh, look, they can go. they say, oh, look, they can go. they say, oh, look, the report was done. it's our side. wasn't done. side. the report wasn't done. what you expect? she's what do you expect? oh, she's not with us. well, that's what happens when you have one person. actually contesting person. no actually contesting any the any of this. it's actually the report. should report. yeah. they should consulted liz. that's consulted with you, liz. that's it. part one. that was good. it. the part one. that was good. but coming up, it's all kicking off in the falklands again matt hancock less popular hancock becomes less popular somehow full. somehow and khan goes full. sadiq so you have to .

welcome back to headline is with me nick dixon josh howie and of course the lipid king louis safe that's his new nickname if he watch last night, you have no idea what that's about. but let's see the telegraph and good news for people who thought the falklands war was a bit too short. just don't cry for me. i didn't mean don't make jokes . didn't mean don't make jokes. this is a serious issue. is it. yeah. what was the actually. because it's not madonna sung in like an american accent didn't like an american accent, didn't she? like you she? it wasn't like that. you made like a kind of made it sound like a kind of mexican person singing her birthday . but mexican person singing her birthday. but so mexican person singing her birthday . but so argentina birthday. but so argentina withdraws from agree to disagree pact over falklands sovereign they're known in spanish as madonna is that right and venus is it been announced? yes, i've madonna my venus. none are not.

they're beautiful. they speak beautiful on my behalf. okay and that was all racists carry on the racist whole say it's about as racist as we can get away with nowadays. if we can't take the mickey out of the contingent, what do we have to on? give me something. we beat, them and the foreign minister santiago cafiero renewed demands for negotiations . so a couple of for negotiations. so a couple of years ago we did quite a good thing. we would sign a thing saying let's just agree to disagree. i think i've never of this like agree to disagree. that's a great thing to sign. and so because of that, they got to some energy exploration. to do some energy exploration. they which they get to find bodies, which aside, obviously, move on aside, obviously, let's move on and but now the it seems like argentina is going to pull out of all of that. and then in response our bloke said text back cleverly. james cleverly. his uk counterpart talks about the falkland islands are british, british and they did it. yeah, i saw this repeated a show of strength, but the only

time i've heard agree to disagree is in burgundy anchorman when he claims that san diego means a whale's vagina as she says no i mean say saint diego he goes we disagree , but diego he goes we disagree, but but we've not. louis we getting weaker, not you, because you're american. but as a because now they're testing the waters a bit and they've oh, okay, and they've said, oh, okay, we're going away for not agree to disagree. they're getting a bit aggressive he's bit aggressive cleverly he's trying them down but no trying to stop them down but no thatcher and we don't thatcher is he. no. and we don't have know, don't think have the you know, i don't think this to believe this this i'd like to believe this country has the will if they invaded again. and i don't think that british have the that we british people have the will like mark like mark more. and not the and you're right i'm not in the army navy. love it. army or navy. i would love it. i would any army. they'd be disciplined when left my own devices. i'm out of control . i devices. i'm out of control. i think i need i need control. devices. i'm out of control. i think i need i need control . you think i need i need control. you pretty much control the whole time but let's move on to do the mail. it looks like we can mail. and it looks like we can add the to the long list add the police to the long list of who are not happy with of people who are not happy with hancock lewis well, it's funny because the daily because the according the daily mail, back. matt mail, the police hit back. matt hancock that that matt

hancock that the that that matt hancock that the that that matt hancock he was the health at the time caused huge resentment at the chief constable says he wanted get heavy with the police to enforce lockdown rules and so the head of the greater manchester police said his name is foggy i think his name he says he didn't know what was from the government and what was legislation and 1's that struck as completely encompass and on the police's part their job is the police's part theirjob is to know what legislation is, what the law is and, to know what the law is and, to know what guidance says. they shouldn't say is this guide. they should know and they have their own lawyers to tell them. yeah, well, i suppose it was, it was an unpleasant situation to use we kept hearing. use that word. we kept hearing. was annoying? was this something so annoying? i are annoyed i mean, the police are annoyed because said the word because hancock said the word plod, he said plod got marching orders it has this past orders as it has been this past around called them plod. around and he called them plod. he's a bad, isn't he. he's such a bad, isn't he. i know the heavy with them. know all the heavy with them. i know all the heavy with them. i know annoying but then know it's annoying but then again the police really again josh can the police really talk they so

talk because they doing so a terrible thing during lockdown they up benches they're they were up benches they're arresting beaches arresting people on beaches alone, it quite i mean, alone, etc. it was quite i mean, of they are going get of course they are going to get mixed messages because they're going thing going to be told one thing and then they're go for then they're going to go for these meetings and number 10 and see bottles see all the leftover bottles left they go, oh, maybe. left out and they go, oh, maybe. actually, straight actually, it's not as straight as we thought. but i remember being in park with, you know, we were three bedroom flat, were in a three bedroom flat, five out, don't five kids. we went out, don't have garden. so we're in our have a garden. so we're in our local park. the police coming over minutes that over after 45 minutes at that time, two years old, kid, you toddler they're coming over toddler and they're coming over long. we've been out here. oh, well, leave in about well, you better leave in about 10 pathetic and 10 minutes. pathetic and a boiling hot summer. it makes me really angry . and in really upset and angry. and in that same park, they those that same park, they put those little cones. basketball little cones. the basketball i keep basketball keep totally on the basketball nets so the kids couldn't play. that's we how yeah that's why we how mean yeah outside safe it's a outside it's totally safe it's a group young kids aren't group of young kids aren't susceptible anyway and it susceptible really anyway and it won't them basket won't let them shoot a basket you put a little coat over a basketball in that told man why are you. why are we the police why are we blaming matt hancock, blaming boris johnson here, go. and because

and the thing that because i wasn't yesterday and this wasn't here yesterday and this hasn't out since i've been hasn't come out since i've been on this i want to say want to on this i want to say i want to blame know we don't say blame i know we don't say mainstream media we say media whatever but. i think the narrative was constructed and how challenged it and how no one challenged it and labour who didn't challenge either no one. so that she stood up and went, wait a minute, this stuff, i mean, people did individually. yeah, i did. but the point is, are institutions failed us. no, simply yes. no, i think no. well i think we failed ourselves . we as a world not ourselves. we as a world not even as a nation, because this was around the world we this we thought something bad was going to happen. we believed it. so us every time we're going to do these stories in the future, these stories in the future, these i hate to say this is non—story so massive stories and no, it is not a story isn't the biggest story because the fact is every single person except for and me and nick and the for you and me and nick and the one and the people who are watching there, we don't running for president. we were against

it but every else in this country and this world supported what the police were doing . they what the police were doing. they supported matt hancock and oh yeah the sheeple are to blame as well. lewis i totally agree if that's yes, everybody is to blame we have to we have to accept we're to blame and we're we forgive ourselves for following this crazy fair point vote lewis schaffer. and let's stick with the email. the downside of committing crimes just there's a downside there is worried sky streamers the sky rip out the illegal fire stakes as officers raid so supposedly they raided someone's like a garage or something they found about 50,000 computers without 50,000 details. now, these these old fire sticks, you they're legal . the fire sticks illegal . legal. the fire sticks illegal. you put them into your broadband or you bought your tv and but what's illegal? or you bought your tv and but what's illegal ? the software what's illegal? the software that can allow then from the paid services . and because of paid services. and because of these details not being made pubuc these details not being made public now people worried those

people who've been who've paid for this stuff. yeah free £10 instead of £80. what's first thing is the police are good at this stuff, like these minor things. i it's one of those crimes you expect to be taken seriously like downloading torrents or that body you left in everglades. is one in the everglades. lewis is one of things you don't expect of those things you don't expect to any. thoughts? to be there any. thoughts? i suppose spend much time suppose we don't spend much time on thoughts? well, on this, but any thoughts? well, i funny because it i thought it funny because it said that the company sky said that sky, the company sky supports the streets. but it's strange their when they're strange that their when they're going to make money. but there is something serious here because they're saying that funds crime. funds are the crime. but actually they're actually what they're not considering like i.e. you're going get money from going to they get money from this they use to this and then they use that to finance drugs. i think it's the other way round. i think that dealers out there just dealers are out there just trying buying sky very trying fund buying sky is very expensive all right. expensive these days. all right. i telegraph. and if you i see the telegraph. and if you don't like, sadiq khan, you must be far right. according to sadiq khan. is. this khan. yeah, well, this is. this is is this the daily mail is, this is this the daily mail telegraph . telegraph. sorry telegraph. telegraph. sorry about that . is, is, is changing about that. is, is, is changing

the number and. you'll know it's okay. the telephone number eight. number eight. number eight. number eight. number eight. yeah. so i wrote the daily. all right. on the super competent you don't pay me to be copied you pay me to wear a tie and to look good to look good for a man my age anyway so sadiq khan has a meeting in ealing, a people's question time gives the mayor who's very titular the mayor who's very titular the mayor he doesn't do as much as other mayors in other countries but he does something and he went a meeting and he was talking about the ulez is the what is the you is the emissions, the emission low emissions, the emission low emissions, right. emissions, the emission low emissions, right . and he called emissions, right. and he called people who who were against against making it expensive to drive because their car is not up to date . far right covid up to date. far right covid deniers tories . yeah vaccine deniers tories. yeah vaccine deniers tories. yeah vaccine deniers . that was the mad thing. deniers. that was the mad thing. he said that some some acoba denies so far right. some far right, some acoba denies some of vaccine, whatever that is. and

so like that, all one so batteries like that, all one group got was group got it. that was absolutely appalling. it was insulting. and i think i think the fact that the people the fact is that as the people know that vaccine deniers have some relevancy. i'm i don't i'm not going go out on a limb and say, you know the vaccine. you know what? matthew sweet tweeting, know, want know what? matthew sweet tidon'tlg, know, want know what? matthew sweet tidon't want know, want know what? matthew sweet tidon't want ofcom, want know what? matthew sweet tidon't want ofcom involved. /ant know what? matthew sweet tidon't want ofcom involved. and i don't want ofcom involved. and that and that and that the fact is, is that that the takeover is, is that is that the takeover deniers also there's of doubt about covid. what about tory deniers and tory got the tories so sick this denies wasn't even mean do they kay burley said that isabel oakeshott was a known lockdown denier. that's a new one on me denying the lockdown happened this is an even so i hate this. what are you think it's very you think josh it's very frustrating any . frustrating because any. particular instance of people disagree with generally it's people the left then that that's their comeback is that the people disagreeing must far right so it's not just this other stuff we also had bay you know babies having like drag

people like shoving groynes in the face anybody protests suddenly you're far right you're just a moral human being thinking this is wrong. what happenedin thinking this is wrong. what happened in wakefield with this this this autistic 14 year old being suspended ? oh, you must be being suspended? oh, you must be far right if you think it's wrong that you have a bunch of essential early islamists for seeing through this. this for the school that they're the ones who are suspended as opposed to the police supporting them as opposed looking people opposed to looking people who said suddenly that said death threat suddenly that makes i know. makes you far right. i know. i mean, can to one story mean, you can stick to one story and just because it is and i am part of the left , it just part of the left, it just frustrates me so much . certainly frustrates me so much. certainly also with the transitions that we've seen the gender ideology is when the left are is that when the left are abdicating their responsible for talking about this stuff. you are leaving an open goal for people to step into it and it incredibly annoying. yeah and it's so weird because because i don't maybe it's changed as i grew up but i don't recall. the far right being mainly concerned about know, i mean about traffic, you know, i mean it's absurd city

it's such an absurd, absurd city college jumped the shark. let's quickly do the mail. and it's good news for people who to good news for people who want to work they drop dead. josh work until they drop dead. josh are than 5 million britons are more than 5 million britons retiring in the next two decades, set to be clobbered? inadequate this is inadequate pension pots. this is department for work and pensions, revealing figures today essentially people are today and essentially people are saving enough. the things that they're talking about now to fix that but it will come play it will have an effect in like 60. it's essentially instead of 22, you're actually going to start putting into the pension pot earlier at 18. and the idea is that will teach you to save . and that will teach you to save. and also imagining 18 and you've got anicon also imagining 18 and you've got an icon which is only now i'm having a midlife crisis , so having a midlife crisis, so yeah, i'm going to die soon. well i've only just started getting a pension. i mean, self—employed just have self—employed people just have to you know, what they to just, you know, eat what they kill know it's tough kill mean. i know it's tough for lewis. many retirees taste lewis. i as many retirees taste didn't put enough in that pension anything title is very concise to go concise really because got to go i understand pensions okay i don't understand pensions okay classic that's part two in classic lewis that's part two in the back coming up, an author

censoring his own work too much. gammon at glastonbury . and is gammon at glastonbury. and is the pope christian find out after the .

break welcome back to headline is let's start with the mirror and glastonbury's top of its lack of diversity presumably because this whole middle class people with money waste on music festivals lewis. yeah exactly. with money waste on music festiof.s lewis. yeah exactly. with money waste on music festi of course;. yeah exactly. with money waste on music festi of course £300| exactly. with money waste on music festi of course £300 foractly. with money waste on music festi of course £300 for a tly. with money waste on music festi of course £300 for a ticket and of course £300 for a ticket for like a wall ticket. yeah. that's they've raised the price of the whole. it's like super, super expensive. but at glastonbury they've glastonbury they, they've male headliners according to the mirror it's a furious mirror, it's sparking a furious backlash . i can't see what it backlash. i can't see what it is. i probably those people don't care and they and the festival said trying their best they say they have trouble getting female acts and the headliners are elton john who is

basically a woman the red hot chilli peppers with every feminised here's how elton john is trans is that. well you know what if he if he came out today he probably would be trans to get the attention. yeah, he's got a wig. yeah. back in the day, they used do stuff like that. yeah so that's what they're and so the three headune they're and so the three headline that complain sing there are 55 acts and 53% of them are male acts and 47% of them are male acts and 47% of them are male acts and 47% of them are female . so it's not them are female. so it's not exactly it be completely equal. we need our . why do i mean am i we need our. why do i mean am i a big gammon? i mean, why did diversity become such an obsession? does it rhetorical question i mean yeah i we look gasp glastonbury is an it comes from folk music and then like in the to probably more the tends to be probably more white maybe that man is white people maybe that man is it important that it's it that important that it's perfectly diverse it's really not so emily eavis what she said is there's reason why is that there's the reason why is that there's the reason why is industry has a pipeline is the industry has a pipeline problem i would say a pipe problem. yeah. so but this is

ridiculous . well, explain what ridiculous. well, explain what that is. explain what pipeline problem is. what's though? can i just move on to the next is there he says, no, i'm not going to do that. ready to go into the next bit here which is what it says. it says just 3% of acts are non—white org or groups that includes non—white. wait a minute. just 3. that's a significant over the 10% of the country who are people of colour. so that is ridiculous . colour. so that is ridiculous. look, what about crazy idea ? look, what about crazy idea? let's just hire the people that we think are going to be the best fit those that it means apart from is a great you know you don't have them don't know if they finally got the right slash elton john i mean how lucky you to get elton john to perform your festival next year. guess what? it turns out. they've two women headlining they've got two women headlining brit in okay as long as that the two best women. fantastic. what's mean of what's the problem? i mean of course numbers will probably course the numbers will probably go but look, it's a great go down, but look, it's a great thing. know why need to thing. i know why they need to complain they have

complain because once they have if lizzo perform if they have lizzo perform that's for. bit of that's like for. nice bit of body shaming but it was quite amusing. let's do the time's authors are being censored sensitivity readers i can say it the punch by ruining their own books just yeah books in advance just yeah goosebumps edits mentions goosebumps author edits mentions of weight mental health of weight and mental health which would put you out and now your teeth seem so crazy has been changed to silly so it's like i had silly weekend and also instead of being plump you have to say cheerful. so lewis has put on a bit of cheerful. he's going to be taking these silly and this is this. someone's going through their own books. one of them does make a bit more sense where this book that that was published in 1996 as character dark brown as a character with dark brown eyes, great one as well. lee eyes, a great one as well. lee is african and he is african american and he struts acts real like struts and acts real cool like the rappers mtv videos. no the rappers on mtv videos. no one's to the today one's going to the kids today are going to know what mtv is right. that's a good point. i can't stand that one being taken. such an annoying taken. it's such an annoying those rolled out, we those that we had rolled out, we hadian those that we had rolled out, we had ian fleming. tends to

had ian fleming. it tends to make always more bland. make the work always more bland. it changes. interesting it always changes. interesting phrasing, bland phrasing, it makes it more bland than now the father also than it so now the father also doing it to themselves while alive. that after alive. and you saw that after all, maybe this will stop, all, darl, maybe this will stop, but carries on. it gets but it just carries on. it gets worse and worse. camilla worse and worse. and camilla can't them you know, she did can't them all you know, she did that speech. of ended that speech. it kind of ended the down thing. you know, the roll down thing. you know, it release the it made that penguin release the proper mean, i don't proper books. i mean, i don't know what i'm going to do. i've had to go and gone to ebay had to go out and gone to ebay and a racist copy of live and get a racist copy of live and get a racist copy of live and let. it's very but this is actually disgusting just wanna and let. it's very but this is actually thing sting just wanna and let. it's very but this is actually thing here just wanna and let. it's very but this is actually thing here isjust wanna and let. it's very but this is actually thing here is it;t wanna and let. it's very but this is actually thing here is it says1na say one thing here is it says a thing that a bald man and a bulging turtleneck sweater with least was changed to least six chains was changed to a bald man and with with at least who was at least foot least who was at least six foot tall. hello? me. bull tall. hello? excuse me. bull okay. that's the one. but okay. right, that's the one. but you're change, you're not going to change, right? the height. yeah, right? and the height. yeah, yeah, pumps. well, yeah, exactly. mr. pumps. well, let's then because let's let's go on then because you're let's move on to you're saying let's move on to the and if you can't the telegraph. and if you can't beat bots, just join beat the deadly bots, just join them. that's what them. lewis yeah, that's what this me just we this is. but let me just we start the show. i just want to say that think starting to show you a minute i'm starting you a minute when i'm starting it's show . but i just like

it's the show. but i just like to say you, nick, you, to say that you, nick, you, josh, you look lovely josh, you both look just lovely and love your jacket. and i love and love yourjacket. and i love nick. and i said in the break that you were dressed well, didn't i? you did. and it reminded me i read the story this were chattering. this they were chattering. beattie is this basically saying it's basically what nick just said, which which is the telegraph reports that certain school board, whatever school testing things are working with the government to allow them to accept using this age chat box things which basically writes the papers for you right you sound like a gp you know what i mean. in the it's sort it sounds like it should make sense but it doesn't there's concern that there's actually been anything. yeah, i have problems. i don't want to say anything bad about dougie beattie because i ask them a review my show them to do a review of my show and said very complimentary and they said very complimentary things. fake. things. oh, good. it's all fake. but do the actual boring but let me do the actual boring work explaining the work of explaining what the story's this is they story's about. so this is they basically said you're going basically said that you're going be use . what be allowed to use. what i thought was hilarious is that they as long as you clearly

they said as long as you clearly credit programme just credit the programme it's just essay gpt and date by essay by gpt name and date by nick don't to like do nick you don't to like what do they mean it's very hard they mean because it's very hard as opposed to normally when they've into whether they've looking into whether people their people have been stealing their material you can material online and you can still and see it still google it and see if it comes up is actually hard comes up this is actually hard to see if they've been plagiarising. so the best way that found stop the cheating that found to stop the cheating with system make it with the system to just make it legal. did something legal. my school did something like capitulating what my like the capitulating to what my school the same thing they school did the same thing they just said listen you're going just said listen if you're going to the student write to have the student write your paper him credit. make paperjust give him credit. make sure him credit. and so sure you give him credit. and so what paper, i said, what i wrote my paper, i said, this is written by dave this paper is written by dave silverberg. thank you. dave silverberg. so thank you. dave silverberg. so thank you. dave silver well, let's stick silver okay, well, let's stick with schools and do the times and story about what and another story about what i think call toilet think we can now call toilet gate with. so of school gate josh with. so of school lavatory rules prompts tick protests and this is now like a virus through the country and the children have just had enough of not being able to do these . yeah but you know these these. yeah but you know these stories also take drugs in the. yes and fight but this always surprised me because when i went

to school it was sort of frowned upon to go the loo. you went if you really had to one person was allowed your hand up. now allowed to put your hand up. now it and i it's such it seems, and i think it's such a human right that they're actually i think they actually blowing. i think they would things fire at one of would things on fire at one of these stories snowflake these stories the snowflake generation yeah generation with that. yeah yeah because it's okay to because they should it's okay to go the well it's just a go to the well it's just a different level of discipline there's level of there's a different level of discipline. now the discipline. there was now the have taken over obviously they've going far they've they're going too far they've they're going too far the and they're the other way now and they're trying much. but trying punish them too much. but look the empire, the look when we had the empire, the victorian age . well i agree with victorian age. well i agree with children it was totally i was unable to get the toilet at school and let me just you how impressive that is i went boarding school. yeah so, we're talking six days. you're not winning over anybody watching this. you go to boarding anything on this louis school? i went to school. and you know something? i remember that they used to restrict people going to the bathroom, and they they frowned because frowned on it. and because because wanted to go the because you wanted to go to the bathroom even more that you would to get out of would do anything to get out of

class. so for me at class. it was so for me at least. you guys were least. i mean you guys were goody shoes, but i was no, goody two shoes, but i was no, we weren't. but let's do the independent. jordan peterson has explained pope. yeah explained to the pope. yeah well, this is an amazing story. according to the indy 100, which i'm not sure a part of being independent website. it's they were trying to they tried to belittle peterson because were trying to they tried to besaidz peterson because were trying to they tried to besaid jordan peterson because were trying to they tried to besaid jordan peterson] because were trying to they tried to besaid jordan peterson just:ause it said jordan peterson just tried to explain to the pope how christianity works because the p0pe christianity works because the pope something about pope tweeted something about what social justice is which i don't think it's social justice demands that we fight against the causes of poverty inequality and lack of labour i'm not i'm no christian but i don't social justice is mentioned in the new in the new testament and number one, didn't jesus render unto unto whatever caesar ? what is unto whatever caesar? what is caesar? what is caesar ? so caesar? what is caesar? so jordan peterson said, hey, you know, there's nothing christian about social justice. so he said that. about social justice. so he said that . so this is the difference that. so this is the difference between judaism and christianity that at least you tag josh as

acting against me , excluding acting against me, excluding you. it's basically they're saying the pope now , is it. oh, saying the pope now, is it. oh, you can't question the pope . you can't question the pope. well, i never thought i'd say this, but you're josh this a way for the independent to lay into jordan peterson they also have some tweets to jordan some tweets to had jordan peterson's about peterson's complaining about a pal, paper towel dispenser. pal, a paper towel dispenser. and this is the journalist goes, oh, my god, can imagine how it must be. absolute exhausting being jordan because this being jordan because of this being jordan because of this being annoyed about it. and i'm just thinking imagine how exhausting writing for the exhausting it is writing for the independent because you're you getting bored about jordan being exhausted about paper. and then i thought, do you know how exhausting it is to be a headune exhausting it is to be a headline as panellist talking about an independent journalist who's getting about jordan peterson upset about the paper towel. so this sort of level of pats onto a whole new level, a whole you will see an analysis. you are archetypes in your way. but do you just stop talking while i'm talking all i'm interrupting. so you're, you know, christians . yeah. okay.

know, christians. yeah. okay. and isn't it true that the pope was abortion, right. and isn't it true that the pope was abortion, right . one and isn't it true that the pope was abortion, right. one time and the people and that people did not like that. but nobody said. and now is your birth abortion. yeah. so he says abortions were wrong and people said, hey , we've got the tweet said, hey, we've got the tweet there. yeah. the point is like social justice is, a left wing idea, the pope is basically espousing a sort of vaguely marxist neo—marxist postmodernism. basically postmodernism. he's basically espousing the kind of leftist idea and just appears to say that's not really what christianity is about. the christianity is about. and the to mock. know the church to mock. but we know the church gone woke we know church has gone woke we know the church has become politically ideologically augned become politically ideologically aligned are aligned with certain that are not necessarily traditionally christian. for all christian. so actually for all the moaning the independents moaning peterson right. so peterson is actually right. so anyway for section. anyway, that's for that section. but coming in the final part, japanese gangsters , radioactive japanese gangsters, radioactive dogs trouble at the vagina dogs and trouble at the vagina museum. how can you .

miss welcome back to the final part of headliners now the mirror has a story that's so horrific. i didn't even want to read it. i'll be honest. just go on bungung i'll be honest. just go on bungling surgeon patient's penis mistake over non—existent . so mistake over non—existent. so how do you feel about that now now that you've heard it. well i've just too squeamish to read it. i don't know why you put this in there. you do the story so us. why? it's really funny story. it's not funny. it's horrific. oh, it wouldn't be funny if it was different. funny if it was a different. this pretty it's pretty it's this is pretty it's pretty it's different gender, different body. but if you it's body. but if you think it's because man, you think because it's a man, you think it's it's sixties is how it's funny, it's sixties is how much mean, how old much you use. i mean, how old are you? you those full are you? you know, those full fat ladies stuff anyway? fat ladies doing stuff anyway? can we not using it can we move on from this? all right. okay. the thing will say it the only thing i will say of it is it said similar was is it said a similar was reported this year and reported earlier this year and then tells a totally then it tells a totally different case where someone was they find what actually they didn't find what actually turned be terrible

turned out to be a terrible thing willy . so thing with. their willy. so i don't know why they did that anyway, i think this is a good story like don't people want to hear about with wrongly amputated willy people either trying to get to sleep or at 5 am. in the morning he's lying there breakfast that way they're eating breakfast they there breakfast that way they're eatingwhy breakfast they there breakfast that way they're eatingwhy are reakfast they there breakfast that way they're eatingwhy are covering they there breakfast that way they're eatingwhy are covering this?iey there breakfast that way they're eatingwhy are covering this? iy think why are covering this? i fought against it. guys just want to say the viewing want to say to the viewing public, don't public, i was overruled. i don't have the power and andrew doyle has and can point that i am has and can i point that i am against doctors and nurses and i think we could do if we had like % less fewer nurses and doctors. okay well, can i point out, would you get your willy chopped off if he could give you an five years of life? nah. instead one years of life? nah. instead one year of life? no no. you would have to get five years. no. who an extra five years when you old at the end. no i don't think so . oh what about now ? is this an . oh what about now? is this an offer? i'm a little way you going with this, josh? i don't like it. okay okay, all right. i could have it nimble off that by, but i was i was i was

shocked by lewis's not shocked feelings. i know what it's like but says then again but anti doctor says then again lewis blood pressure lewis has a blood pressure truth. doesn't believe in truth. he doesn't believe in pressure so. what people have to understand that lewis comes understand is that lewis comes with kits literally, with medical kits literally, tests shot. tests our blood before the shot. i everyone's aware that i think everyone's aware of that now. people yes now. i'm people health. yes you're work let's do you're doing work now let's do the mail and turns the the mail and it turns out the vagina museum might not be the same institution . all thought it same institution. all thought it was lewis. oh i thought it was virginia museum . that's a that's virginia museum. that's a that's a terrible . that was a joke. a terrible. that was a joke. that was a joke because you always tell your jokes and in case we don't know either. but didn't say, i expect you to mention the word vagina in the thing. well, there's a museum of the both. they're in south the both. they're both in south korea, according the both. they're both in south korea mail. according the both. they're both in south korea mail. so according the both. they're both in south korea mail. so sorry, ng the both. they're both in south korea mail. so sorry, there was daily mail. so sorry, there was a woke gender neutral crash course ovarian cancer, which course in ovarian cancer, which they basically filed the nhs rules, which you shouldn't say that a woman should be tested, that a woman should be tested, that it's people who have ovanes. that it's people who have ovaries . yeah. they said they ovaries. yeah. they said they said while most people who get

ovarian cancer are women, most they said they can affect anyone with ovaries, trans and non—binary people and intersex who is very first who have over is very first thing. do just thing. and i still do just rubbish and can i just say this can say my few jokes. yes. so can i say my few jokes. yes. so it's interesting because men can't museum. okay can't find this museum. okay that's good. they can't get access to the museum. no one. no that's just it. that one. do they long enough. it oh that's good. okay. that's not bad . yeah good. okay. that's not bad. yeah isn't it mad that this is still going on. i mean the other day it's actually she's going to in. yeah. just in the house it matter if it's all right and it's just very quickly do you have anything on this or should we move on now? i just had my funny said all your funny joke. you said all your jokes you said is 70 jokes when you said there is 70 seconds here because, you still jokes when you said there is 70 sec

kind of thing carries on anyway. let's and last let's say the metro. and last night were talking about night we were talking about body mass it's the mass index. tonight it's the body count index. this is the number of sexual partners, the average who uses average brit has had who uses what embodies what britain embodies for whatever. want to what britain embodies for whatethe want to what britain embodies for whatethe answer want to what britain embodies for whatethe answer we want to what britain embodies for whatethe answer we gotant to what britain embodies for whatethe answer we got there for know the answer we got there for and they his average of five for men three for women. this is after asking a couple of thousand people. well that means it's men and three it's not five for men and three for women. what it really means is probably for men. and is probably three for men. and about women. yeah men about eight for women. yeah men exaggerate women. right exaggerate because women. right exactly. exactly. all agree on that. say that. we're all going to say this. but yeah but i can't win this. but yeah but i can't win this one because the triad, if i say it's two high, the triad christian based, i have to say, is too low. the men are like always a loser in what about your children or what? let's see. total chad. yeah, yeah. what this week? yeah lewis any comment on this? i'm sure you've got something. well, the numbers are skewed basically because you know that the people are know that the people who are really old right have had a it's a very weird number here because . yeah. because lewis schafer

was i'm not going to say what what i. because i want to keep it keep an air of mystery and also legal reasons. it keep an air of mystery and also legal reasons . there's no also legal reasons. there's no mysteries. little mysteries. we know your little white know like white blood count. we know like the that you visited the the times that you visited the vagina museum by the this vagina museum by the way this says for 40 to 59 year says that for 40 to 59 year olds, the age group we've had the most sex. so sorry this year but old a bit too old, but that too old a bit too old, but that too old a bit too old, but these they were but these were these they were good back then. all right. good times back then. all right. that's that's that's sounds like that's lewis's final comment. so i can talk about why you. but this article is in the metro and the metro quite and the word metro is quite a and the word woke somewhat it woke newspaper somewhat and it is very at pains to be is goes very at pains to be continually stressing that there's no right or wrong answer. oh yeah okay . if you answer. oh yeah okay. if you haven't said and it's worth highlighting that virginity itself concept sex outside itself is a concept sex outside of i know that was meant so i'm a virgin so it's all concept so let's do the i and a recruitment problem forjapanese gangsters problem for japanese gangsters lewis do the accent . no, i'm lewis do the accent. no, i'm going to pretend that i'm a i'm a japanese guy. you don't do accents. you're the real thing.

anyway, this this was of all the stories we've. i don't know. i've been here many times and you read about half them. you read about half of them. yeah so boring. yeah because they're so boring. this is the first story that i thought . they're all non thought. they're all non stories. romance this is stories. the romance this is also when i that so because it involves a group of criminals in japan who are going out of business. and but it's business. yeah and but it's really knew nothing really interesting knew nothing about it's yakuza about it. it, it's the yakuza knows it's me in japan why the once glamorous are struggling to enfice once glamorous are struggling to entice recruits and i learned a lot about this these me 70,000 is down to 28,000 it's kind of like the same numbers as the in this country . well good good this country. well good good good. so if you go to god it was amazing to me it seems so sort japanese and so brilliant is that they had offers is it was all totally out in the open. yeah. and they could just work within the promise crack down within the promise of crack down the now they the regulations. now they can't a anymore. their a living anymore. plus their fingers called, which is why a living anymore. plus their fingergoing:alled, which is why a living anymore. plus their fingergoing to led, which is why a living anymore. plus their fingergoing to lose nthh is why a living anymore. plus their fingergoing to lose ifich is why a living anymore. plus their fingergoing to lose if you s why a living anymore. plus their fingergoing to lose if you swear we're going to lose if you swear again on the show they cut part of your finger off as a sort of penance they've. tattoos. i

penance they've. got tattoos. i don't them and. they don't know it's them and. they can't get work they've got can't get work while they've got work. find a place to work. they can't find a place to live they pay you to live and they have pay you to be a member. yeah that, right. a member. yeah like that, right. to be a member of the show, the membership because they're not to be a member of the show, the memtwellp because they're not to be a member of the show, the memtwell in)ecause they're not to be a member of the show, the memtwell in quite ;e they're not to be a member of the show, the memtwell in quite shocking not doing well in quite shocking thing that their thing is that most of their businesses are totally legitimate then they legitimate most mostly then they criminals legitimate criminals with legitimate businesses doing businesses they can't be doing it have for membership it they have for a membership to join name is registered join then the name is registered with government. with the government. every single is registered. so single person is registered. so it for you is that right. is they very organised. no, they're great. just you want to call them and quit or would you rather do radio. i thought here we go, lose it. but yakuza means it's a it's the worst possible hand a game of cards. so that's why they're called yakuza, which is 893. wasn't this in most interesting story, it interesting story, wasn't it read. oh i liked the glastonbury one for dividing a section . the one for dividing a section. the show at the end is where you review the stories you've done these in and which ones were good enough, you know what? these things that are in the these are things that are in the mainstream. know, mainstream. they're, you know, you the

you have evaluate all the mainstream media on the mainstream media now on the street do, yeah . and they street. i do, yeah. and they come and sit next to me on the train. i got to sit there. i got to get out of that next. but that's stop. it doesn't wait that's my stop. it doesn't wait for the buckingham palace . all for the buckingham palace. all right. yeah. well, great show . right. yeah. well, great show. thanks, guys. that was thanks, guys. oh, that was a really good so show. really good one. so let's show. it's pretty over, but let's it's pretty much over, but let's have another quick look at saturday's front so the saturday's front pages. so the daily boris not a shred daily mail has boris not a shred of evidence. misled mps. the of evidence. i misled mps. the telegraph hancock's battle with sunak over covid rules. the guardian goes with partygate fresh evidence that boris mps the mirror parties he knew because he was there and the express has boris blast partygate probe cynical stitch up and the star goes with pinocchio is a fibber, and i'm still not totally sure what that's about. so that's pretty much our show. thanks to josh and louis although it was a fun show, i'll be back again unless some sort of email comes from h.r. i think will be lewis and cressida join us at 11 pm. well, if you're watching the 5 am. repeat then stick around a.m. repeat then stick around breakfast but for it's

breakfast next. but for it's goodnight or good morning depending you're watching .

and accused by employees of misleading parliament. multiple times over. partygate good morning to you. it's 6:00 on saturday, the 4th of march. this is breakfast on gb news with stephen and ali. here are your top stories . former prime top stories. former prime minister boris johnson says he was following covid rules during lockdown gatherings in 2020 and 2021. he's now scheduled to defend himself to a cross—party party committee on march the

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