good you with gb news in a moment, headlines. but first, let's bring you up to date with the latest news headlines. and today, the prime minister accused labour leader of being on the side , the people on the side, the people smugglers as pair went head to headin smugglers as pair went head to head in the house of commons over new illegal migration . over the new illegal migration. rishi sunak defended the legislation which will remove those who enter the uk illegally and them from seeking asylum future. sir keir starmer cast doubt on the plan, saying to tackle the number of channel in the last decade have failed and numbers have just gone up. the honourable gentleman been on the wrong side of this issue his entire career . he wrong side of this issue his entire career. he just he all

immigration as racist. he said it was a mistake to control immigration and he has never ever for tougher asylum laws. it is clear mr. speaker, while in hock to the open border activists. we're on the side of the british people , least speak the british people, least speak up. when i was charge of prosecutions, i countless rapists . not consider the rapists. not consider the current fiction writing but people was twice what it is today. people was twice what it is today . i voted against this today. i voted against this legislation time because i said it wouldn't work . since it it wouldn't work. since it became law, the numbers have gone up. he's proved me right. meanwhile other news today the rmt union said they'll vote tomorrow on a new pay offer from network which is aimed at resolving a long running dispute over pay jobs and conditions. the suspended industrial action

due to take place on the 16th and 17th of march. the unions now saying the new pay off a does involve extra money, but they're saying industrial action . 14 other rail companies will still go ahead later this month . a mp says russian and belarussian companies are using a legal loophole to continue doing business in the uk while sanctions put in place to help support ukraine. siobhan mcdonagh says some are subject to sanctions. if they come from belarus, but not if they come from russia. prompting belarussian companies to move goods to russia , then simply goods to russia, then simply sell them to the uk legally. foreign office minister david rutledge has promised a crackdown on sanction evaders in. both countries. crackdown on sanction evaders in. both countries . the princess in. both countries. the princess of wales has given first aid to a wounded soldier as part of a military exercise on salisbury plain today , kate also received

plain today, kate also received de—mining training and viewed the weapons used by the first battalion irish guards . this was battalion irish guards. this was the royals first visit to the troops receiving her honorary appointment as royal colonel last. appointment as royal colonel last . let's bring you some news last. let's bring you some news now about prince harry. and he's in the headlines because he is due to go to court the duke of sussex, will be at the centre. a high court trial, in fact against group newspapers over phone hacking allegations. he's one of several high profile bringing action against publisher tabloid newspapers contesting the claims, arguing some have been brought late. the trial will begin on the 9th of may and last around seven weeks . cheshire police are investigating manchester city's kyle over allegations of indeed recent exposure. it's understood the incident is alleged have happened on sunday after two nil

win over newcastle. the force says the incident is alleged to have occurred in wilmslow bar in . manchester and that's it for me. i'm back tomorrow. but in the meantime, let's go over to headune. headline. hello, i'm leo kearse and welcome to headliners. your first look at thursday's most and fascinating stories . joining and fascinating stories. joining me tonight are the important and fascinating george judiciary and christopher . and we don't cover christopher. and we don't cover them but for some reason we've witnessed one of them. trust me, they are here to see something. so people believe . hello. my so people believe. hello. my name owners . anyway, before we name owners. anyway, before we get stuck into to the rest of the stories, what have both seen

in the papers this you laugh. and i'm not just talking about gary lineker's claims that brit is like germany. gary lineker's claims that brit is like germany . well i saw mo is like germany. well i saw mo farah obviously four time gold olympic winner. yeah. got beaten at parents sports day and in the hundred metres i think was 100 metres. it wasn't like the hague and spoonerism. no, no it wasn't like anything ever. he had his and, and he had his like special running shoes that was spiked and guy jeans. oh my and it was by guy jeans. oh my god. and just think, wow, god. and you just think, wow, could imagine . that guy has could you imagine. that guy has to going to be to be oh, he's just going to be like, well, he's going to be he's certainly going to in he's certainly going to be in the next team if he can the next olympic team if he can do that. jeans and that he's do that. jeans and is that he's fine a good runner but not fine he's a good runner but not good at 100 metres allegedly right. poor right. i would feel poor and it's competitive i don't it's very competitive if i don't if got you haven't really if you got you haven't really got believe. every year i do it and all the parents like go crazy for and if people turn crazy for it and if people turn up in the lycra and all of that sort of hair beat you at sort of hair to beat you at school sports do josh you school sports do josh and you might competitiveness might have a competitiveness like you like this what have you seen. i sort a fantastic there's

sort a fantastic story. there's a woman who's she's she's a subway sandwich it should have been six inches long. oh yeah she suspicious she was suspicious about the length okay so she's length of it. okay so she's taking take measure measured her sandwich just sandwich and it was just over five inches. oh god i just i five inches. oh my god i just i mean, you've ruined up . you're mean, you've ruined up. you're deaung mean, you've ruined up. you're dealing and just round dealing with it and just round up. it's right. i'm sure it was eight inches. yeah, i love that level being petty. it makes level of being petty. it makes me feel so good about myself, feel neurotic when feel so neurotic when i hear that. feel so neurotic when i hear that . so, you feel writing that. so, yeah, you feel writing . think it me, josh feel do you anymore . let's have a look anymore. let's have a look making our sandwich let's have a look . thursday's front pages . look. thursday's front pages. the daily mail has as lineker about to get the boot from the bbc . the about to get the boot from the bbc. the telegraph has hancock's chinese lab leak claim censored another far right conspiracy theory comes true. the guardian has sunak facing clash eu on unlawful plans. the times has weight loss drugs could help to trim benefits bill the metro has

our little princess sussex is a lilibet christened with official title that's front page news apparently the deal is star has who's a pretty naughty boy then potty mouth parent causes chaos in the boozer . and those were in the boozer. and those were your front pages . unless. police your front pages. unless. police things off, i won't try to fill in here anymore. let's keep things off with a front page of the telegraph. josh well, yes. someone alert gb news correspondent. dr. matthew sweet, but we got some more stuff about covid that he might would like. oh, yeah, yeah. hancock's chinese lab leak claims censored. so this is within the book he wrote a ghost visit there that people didn't see me there, but i did the bunnyis see me there, but i did the bunny is and so and yeah basically he said it was like the idea that it came from you had it was just coincidental . had it was just coincidental. thatidea

had it was just coincidental. that idea just doesn't fly. yeah and essentially the government said, no, no, no , i don't. don't said, no, no, no, i don't. don't do that. you can't that you don't to anger people. don't want to anger people. yeah, well, the government , yeah, well, the government, chinese government which essentially holding essentially the china's holding the world to ransom. yeah the whole world to ransom. yeah the whole world to ransom. yeah the truth or the same possible truth of 80% of the truth, whatever ofcom needs may decide doesn't come out there and is amazing . the government. yeah, amazing. the government. yeah, we have gone so deeply into his book to basically diaries and he just like any rational human being, has looked at the evidence and this is the one time i'm actually going to agree. hancock yeah, well, you just lie in writing. it makes total just it doesn't total sense. it just it doesn't make that, oh, they just make sense that, oh, they just happened this lab. so most happened to be this lab. so most of we market and then of the way we market and then there's lots of other evidence that's also coming out and whatnot. but it is amazing whatnot. yeah, but it is amazing that government because this that the government because this is our government is the first time our government has a on has seemingly taken a stand on this. yeah. and and their reason for doing so as they say very is to annoy chinese people. to not annoy the chinese people. yeah, we were told

yeah, absolutely. we were told all through the pandemic to follow the science and trust in the in in some the science. in fact, in some cases wasn't science. this is cases it wasn't science. this is pure political posture hearing. this is they're saying you've got to follow this line, not because it makes sense, not because it makes sense, not because there's for it, because there's evidence for it, but because we want to avoid a diplomatic spat with china telling us we were that mate, our i remember it chris that if you get you get your thoughts in our you just feel vindicated totally man oh i'm having the best week. i'm i'm team oakeshott i think she's are you like in a style totally and not just because of the make up although that fabulous it's a very shocking dress thing yeah manufacturing yeah fantastic work. yeah keep it up. i'm sure will. i'm sure there's lots more to come from all those whatsapp files anyway. chris that was in the front page, the guardian on the front page, the guardian on the front page of the guardian we've got sunak face class with the eu on unlawful asylum plans, but we've also got lineker. i'll continue to speak up for poor

souls with no voice . so much of souls with no voice. so much of the day host has said the language set out in the plan was not dissimilar to that used 19305 not dissimilar to that used 1930s germany. that's amazing isn't it i don't think they're really comparable is compared hitler's germany with with modern britain obviously modern britain is a multicultural multi multiracial society multiracial society where equal rights are enshrined in law. there's there are laws to protect that and prevent. we know the english system for us we're different of the uk so people in 19 1930s, german jews weren't seas to try and get into that was you know there's a of the other way around and hitler he wasn't necessarily about closing borders more than just taking everybody else's border yeah making they go yeah it's a it's a is lazy thinking it's just like bad is nice joe and an inqu like bad is nice joe and an insult to the victims of what

happened so it's like compare it to other stuff compared to the australian government going on there. compare it. it's not like you, it doesn't have arguments to make . yeah but just to make. yeah but just defaulting to germany is just, is wrong and it's an insult to the as well who put so much effort in, so much effort into being evil. and then he's coming along and just comparing them to rishi sunak there's got to because my favourite crisp because he is my favourite crisp appetiser after the yellow monster on the monster. yeah yeah. we're going to cover a story later about her. the nhs says to introduce a weight loss drug so that all the children who've been flogged crisps by gary can can avoid gary lineker can can avoid developing diabetes like germany anyway , moving on, we have the anyway, moving on, we have the metro josh we have our very fetching queen to be one day looking she's got the pants on i've got some hot pants, army hot pants at the very top of that suit. she is not talking about the little child at the bottom of the picture right.

about the thing about the water. when she quit the surgery. very, very clear about that oh, let's talk about this one up in this one. so the baby down here. yeah, yeah. that was a close call . it looks like she's ready call. it looks like she's ready to go into a flying screen. you have to admit. measure some subways. yeah but this is the other. the other princess. little princess. this the sussex. get lilibet christen with the official title. princess now, what i don't know is this sort of like katie price, where she has actually made her name, princess, as just in case she didn't get given princess title by the king. right. maybe that that's the name her princess. and then actually now she's princess so i'm not it's a huge risk because don't want a child of princess princess maybe to maybe make a love life. i don't know why she has a sex change. it's a prince. princess. yes terrible thing. you haven't really thought. if you if you can choose your you know, if you can choose your own pronouns, an extension own pronouns, this an extension of you can choose only

of that you can choose only royal title . so far we've gone royal title. so far we've gone no , i guess i also want someone no, i guess i also want someone . and that was tyler perry is very famous actor, director and an godmother. and i just thought, you know , that's the thought, you know, that's the perfect opportunity her to get a name. yeah. we'd be like another christening the time . christening at the same time. the god , the unnamed godmother the god, the unnamed godmother should she should get name. yeah. it's never too late . it's yeah. it's never too late. it's a joke. oh, well, you a very good you finally got our friends at the daily star. good you finally got our friends at the daily star . kristen good you finally got our friends at the daily star. kristen wiig got the front cover today. this is fantastic. who's a pretty naughty boy.7 the feathered hoougan naughty boy.7 the feathered hooligan won't stop swearing. there's pub landlord who's got there's a pub landlord who's got a parrot is very naughty . there's a pub landlord who's got a parrot is very naughty. his five old parrot used to five year old parrot used to live with a family, a baby, and he would copy the sounds of the baby's toys. but since he's been in apparently spent too in the pub, apparently spent too much front tv and much time in front of the tv and he's up some bad habits. he's picked up some bad habits. he's i don't whether he's saying tv. i don't whether that's i think, oh, no . oh, that's just i think, oh, no. oh, yes. i think people in pubs swear quite a lot and i'm not sure what sort language was sure what sort of language was he he's been

he using. well he's been repeatedly people to f off what was it some. we can see it for and press they might be able to say it and kind of swear i mean i swear i've got a producer in my ear saying do not swear, although just a little bit. so says do swear. you're doing that thing where you're making the viewer it in their head viewer say it in their head i want to make you sad . i viewer say it in their head i want to make you sad. i am saying it in my head . want to make you sad. i am saying it in my head. i think loudly. okay. so this this part, i mean, what are they going to do.7 they're i mean, what are they going to do? they're going to put it under the table? i mean, josh, i mean, you'd look somebody who's struggled a cockatoo under table. oh, very . i thought you table. oh, very. i thought you said no dirty jokes tell you that. was that a joke that was out here? okay the idea that he say, oh, no, it's i'm really worried about it. it's like, mate, you've just you have got gold there. yes. swearing para. yeah. come on put though . that yeah. come on put though. that should be the name of the pub now people of this . yes. yeah.

now people of this. yes. yeah. it's brilliant . and he's trying it's brilliant. and he's trying to be all and i have to apologise people. not now but i'm going up. i'll be right. show me that power up. yeah, right now. so maybe we keep the star off for this. maybe it was his idea to. oh, you think the story theory is. well, if this if parrot goes scotland, if the parrot goes to scotland, it get arrested . hate it will get arrested. hate crime. those front crime. anyway, those the front page done. up after page is done. coming up after the break. we've sunak sink sex pregnant women and a drug pregnant non women and a drug will help you lose weight . i'm will help you lose weight. i'm not talking about heroin this time a couple of time. see you in a couple of minutes .

there's help for households. are you over state pension age? if your weekly income is below £182.60, or £278.70 if you live with a partner, you could be eligible for pension credit, even if you own your home or have savings. it's worth, on average, £3,500 a year and you could get help with heating bills and more, plus up to £900 in cost of living payments. welcome to headliners with me leo kearse , international man leo kearse, international man josh harvey and international women chris the it's our day apparently . let's women chris the it's our day apparently. let's jump women chris the it's our day apparently . let's jump straight apparently. let's jump straight back in kicking things off with the guardian and europe could end trade with the uk. russia's plans to stop cross—channel

migrants listing . europe we migrants listing. europe we don't need your brie and frog's anyway we've got red leicester and turkey twizzlers. josh brexit, trade could be terminated if the eu if the uk quits c r over small boat crossings. so this is the 20 trade and cooperation agreement, which is my favourite of all of the agreements. and basically what's is those evil eu people tncked what's is those evil eu people tricked us again , making us tricked us again, making us right this agreement that we then signed that essentially if we do what we are planning on doing or threatening to do is leaving the eec h.r. then allows them unilaterally just to immediately pull out of the trade agreement we made. yeah. so that's not a good thing . so that's not a good thing. yeah. but things have changed since . we signed the agreement since. we signed the agreement when we signed, we made we've changed our mind. no we didn't have issue with with the have this issue with with the cross—channel the cross—channel migrants. the trade agreements you saying trade agreements. are you saying the think the brexiteers didn't think through? oh, come on. nobody

can. could foreseen this can. nobody could foreseen this particular . nobody particular issue. nobody was. i mean, think remain would have mean, i think remain would have been like, if you vote been like, listen, if you vote for you're going get for brexit you're going to get 45,000 coming across and 45,000 people coming across and boys we've got no idea who they are. you i think that are. you know, i think that would come i would say would have come up. i would say exactly where you worried would have come up. i would say exa(know, where you worried would have come up. i would say exa(know, i where you worried would have come up. i would say exa(know, i mean,e you worried would have come up. i would say exa(know, i mean, there worried would have come up. i would say exa(know, i mean, there seems to you know, i mean, there seems to be amount of how you say be a great amount of how you say withdraw i mean, i think you just get over it. you lost. we lost well. but no, i wish i lost as well. but no, i wish i had a noise, the right had like a noise, the right people. so you think people. but and so you think that's that's more important now got more we've to get boats got more we've got to get boats stopped five point stopped it's in as five point plan. yeah yeah yeah let's plan. yeah yeah yeah yeah let's buy stocks. i agree that or buy stocks. i agree with that or at but but we've got to at least. but but we've got to we have to talk about immigration. yeah. well, for the story we do hear the story because i mean, all part of the reason and part of the reason i think is unfair. so the eu is threatening to the uk if we whatever agreement that means that we can stop the small boats crossing. but the reason people are coming to the uk is because they get rejected, they get

treated badly in european countries on the way here. this is why you people in the uk, but it goes both ways. they want to be in partnership , you know, be in a partnership, you know, they want to have a they to be in a trade agreement with someone partner who someone with with a partner who follows human rights follows the same human rights laws that they do. and there are many that they want that to happen of workers happen in. terms of workers rights the myriad rights and does the myriad reasons that's the point of it and that's why they specifically said this, then we said if you leave this, then we will terminate the agreement. it's it's but they're it's not there. it's but they're not applying the rules in the same is the uk. so they're same way is the uk. so they're far fewer a proportion asylum far fewer as a proportion asylum applications and you applications accepted and you know for example france than than in the uk most of them we pretty much take anybody that rocks up and that's no no but that's a seven that's a separate rule that isn't do necessarily with this particular age of 71 i'm sure bodies this is this is like this the modern slavery which are specific to the uk because they're being exploited by people. some of the people who are coming that's got nothing to do europe about nothing to do with europe about us our own laws ,

us tightening our own laws, which is the whole reason we left in europe in the left brexit in the europe in the first yeah, yeah. we first place. yeah, yeah. glad we agree. i think i you know, agree. well, i think i you know, they can threaten to they can threaten threatened to , withdraw from trade agreements. trade with agreements. they need trade with the uk as much as we need trade with them. we're a big market, we of great except we produce a lot of great except for fact we as it says here, for the fact we as it says here, we've from the fifth most we've gone from the fifth most important partner with important trading partner with germany 11th. what germany to the 11th. what happened the last couple of happened, in the last couple of years? well, they start years? well, they do start trading more russia. well, trading more with russia. well, that anyway. the that will happen anyway. but the times is not happy times and rishi is not happy about education in schools about six education in schools now apparently includes instructions on oral sex and to how choke your partner. and it's probably by a drag queen in a kitchen suit dress up. well, yes. so education review launched my sunak . so, yeah, launched my sunak. so, yeah, he's bringing forward the review that was due this year. anyway but 50 employees have written to him saying, come on, we to him saying, come on, we need to do now and everything. you do this now and everything. you just drag queens and just said about drag queens and aduu just said about drag queens and adult . so mary kate, adult activities. so mary kate, she's the leading this she's told the commons lessons on oral

sex how to tell your partner safely in seventies your partner safely in seventies your partner safely i've just been reading louise perry's book about this stuff and says there is no safe token. anyway, that's another topic . yeah. so we've heard topic. yeah. so we've heard this. what there's a minimum of what has to be taught, but there's no ceiling . so we need there's no ceiling. so we need to . so there is a limit. they to. so there is a limit. they say you've got to teach the kids a minimum of stuff, but they don't say you've got to say when you get to this this, this this late in the shelf, this is the limit, is what they're arguing. so these concerned parents so of these concerned parents don't taught don't know what's being taught in and i this is in the classrooms. and i this is outrageous. and they don't know what's being in the classroom and one things and this is one of the things that's called change in that's been called to change in some places. i mean, in canada, i think was in canada, mother i think it was in canada, mother quened i think it was in canada, mother queried taught queried what was being taught and was charged, i and she was she was charged, i believe was was believe she was she was disciplined for in some way by the state for having the temerity to ask what child was crazy. well, china's all differently. but then saying that some of the stuff that you

saw happened the isle saw that happened the isle of man other the things man the other week the things that these like ten year olds being was, it's being taught what it was, it's crazy. thing is then going crazy. the thing is then going and sunak oh, i'm and rishi sunak say, oh, i'm going go speak to the going to go speak to the department what do department of education. what do you think the stuff came from. yeah, they have been totally captured these captured by stonewall, by these other organisations pushing through now through this ideology and now the organise the the headmasters organise the head headmaster, what's head of the headmaster, what's it the of. he's it called, the head of. he's saying that there's no need. he said, well mate, there said, oh well mate, there obviously is a need for it because we're hearing about lots of whole of these different that whole is a schools. okay if a minority of schools. okay if it's one school yeah it needs to be one child but surely that is an alarm bell. yeah exactly yes clearly so schools is talking about here. we need to listen . about here. we need to listen. the voices, the education professionals , pupils. now, if professionals, pupils. now, if any educational professionals there are pushing the primary school, even secondary school kids need to learn about choke and some of these other mad things that heard about their drives need to be checked. yeah, absolutely and i think we the people, we need to listen to the

are the parents parents generally have the best interests of children at heart and are the best custodians of them and deserve to have input into . what the told talk into. what the told talk generally generally yeah yeah. i mean the company exactly i mean fred where it wasn't so great but and but anyway mail no and a prestigious medical is celebrating international women's day by erasing women what are we going to talk about when this stuff doesn't happen anymore? this is 70 exclusive outrage as royal court college of obstetricians and gynaecologists invites organisation, which says not all pregnant people are women . to pregnant people are women. to speak at the international women's day event. so essentially they're they invited this organise they're called medical herstory because the historic story could find her but but you know whatever they're saying here that say the has claimed a major myth about pregnancy is that all pregnant

people are women . yeah whoa whoa people are women. yeah whoa whoa what world we live in this why? this is why i don't like international women's day. because it's a class issue , because it's a class issue, isn't it? because it's not this . this. they never to class seeming . but we've seen i mean, seeming. but we've seen i mean, we've seen lot of companies and pubuc we've seen lot of companies and public bodies try to push the gender ideology idea but here she's in america they had a transgender woman with the with a chocolate bar. everything's you know, they're really trying to try to push as hard they can. yeah. but then how she's now deleted, like six months worth of it's tweets real because they got such a bad pushback from it right and you know and yet biden today the women in america and it's i mean come on but this is supposed to be isn't this supposed to be isn't this supposed to be about women accessing pregnancy? accessing during pregnancy? well, meant to. and this is well, it's meant to. and this is the royal college of obstetricians and gynaecologist. and that. oh and they're being told that. oh yeah all. don't have to yeah not all. you don't have to be woman to pregnant.

be a woman to get pregnant. yeah. i think the issue yeah. come on. i think the issue with is that everybody with this is that everybody knows you're trans man and knows if you're a trans man and you're born a body you're born in a women's body and you've had the you've you've transitioned, but you get pregnant , transitioned, but you get pregnant, you know that when midwife or the nhs is talking about pregnancy and ovaries and they know the talk that includes you because you've got those things. so not as if you're being excluded. it's not as if the trans man is walking around the trans man is walking around the maternity ward. i have no idea it should give birth because i am, a man and men do not birth according to this literature. know know that literature. they know know that it to them . yeah. and it refers to them. yeah. and mishel has said that individuals should treated with respect and say she's making the point that there's that the population level and then there's individual person it's a it's handful of trans men that this appues handful of trans men that this applies to yet women need to be deleted somehow. yeah well anyway some good news now as the mirror reports in an incredibly effective weight loss drug, it's going be available on the nhs .

going be available on the nhs. the bad news is that it's not cocaine. chris, tell us more. is game changer weight drug beloved by celebrities to be available on nhs? i'm thrilled the producers gave me this story. thousands are expected to offered the appetite suppressant . this is an appetite suppressant drug that celebrities use and it's now going be prescribed but certainly is not cocaine. yeah well i know because it's not called that here but it could be just another brand name, couldn't it? i don't know. gary lineker, as i say. couldn't it? i don't know. gary lineker, as i say . well, if that lineker, as i say. well, if that would help, wouldn't it, with all crisps, maybe that's how he does it. i don't know. i'm with a brand, an eagle and it was claims . i'm confused because on claims. i'm confused because on the one hand the nhs is saying it's safe but it's also controversial and i think what they're saying is, i think they're saying is, i think they're allowing people to have two years targeted use. so if you've really big obesity you've got a really big obesity problem, going to you problem, they're going to you have it, but not for the general population at this point. so it's they've taken it's like they've taken some medicine it might medicine and said, well it might be beneficial some people, but

for harmful others we'll for harmful for others we'll just using it on just start using it on the people who could definitely benefit. yeah, which an benefit. yeah, which is an interesting strategies and for a must it's not just it works. well is but do you well it normally is but do you think that maybe as food becomes scarce and scarce in this country do think they might country, do you think they might just giving this just start giving us this drug instead don't complain, instead so we don't complain, don't think people are getting fat tomatoes? well, no. is reasonable. sure. of reasonable. sure. and a lot of issues, a lot of cigarette. and i that's problem. i think that's the problem. i mean, this new drug mean, i've heard this new drug called is cheating. called willpower is cheating. this is just i've just had my shot. they get it's a shot you take once a week and your mental also eat less and. exercise is not a miracle . there's no free not a miracle. there's no free lunch or something . if there was lunch or something. if there was a free lunch, it wouldn't work without a there because we've got a backlog of the nhs and this is going to save the taxpayer lots of money because there'll be fewer right fat related problems. well the stuff that seen some of these people eating, i'm not surprised they've backlog they've got a backlog anyway. the telegraph. don't the telegraph. no, i don't remember the woman remember ngozi fulani the woman who turned to buckingham

who turned up to buckingham palace dressed like cross palace dressed like a cross between flintstone , justin between fred flintstone, justin trudeau at a fancy dress party, then got a woman fired because she asked you from? as you she asked where you from? as you would was dressed like that. would if was dressed like that. well, she's still moaning about it. so nkosi fulani, do you it. josh so nkosi fulani, do you know she's how you know where she's how can you believe ? quick finally we also believe? quick finally we also buy attacks at buckingham palace as she quits own charity in wake of royal race row . we have a of royal race row. we have a bill, i believe we've a clip that we're going to show you . that we're going to show you. that's the clip right there . and that's the clip right there. and if you're sorry, tell me your story. if you're not it speaks for itself and got those earrings. so i was that a clip from coming to america? i mean what was that? oh, my gosh. does it cost does it send it because this is the thing. she's she's not apparently read a thing in the paper. she's not even wearing stuff that's appropriate to her her background. she's

there's a mishmash there's like there's a mishmash there's like the shark the leopard print dress. the shark two is from different cultures, whatever. yeah, like the ymca up. it's just an approximation is. yes. this basically it's false that she wears outfits the feel for going out is cultural appropriation but while it was culture well it's a mishmash i mean says she's from hackney that's not a traditional hackney outfit. i i wouldn't know i, i say in the crouch end thing, this is what happens when you apologise, when you haven't done anything because she's apologising . no, the palace apologising. no, the palace they've apologised and it just keeps going and going. doesn't they appear to have met all of her requirements . well i don't her requirements. well i don't know. hostage. well a number of cases were made by the palace which have all been honoured including enhancing diversity and inclusivity, programmes. so isn't it . no, it

isn't that the end of it. no, it keeps yeah. this the keeps going. yeah. this the problem. mean like you say, problem. i mean like you say, buckingham have buckingham palace have said sorry. they have said sorry. they should have said like, minute, you've like, wait a minute, you've literally like prince harry fancy dress party when he was 19 years old, when it used to be fun. you're wearing like the most racist approximate of an african theme don't fit it's like something from a carry on film so obviously going to ask where you're from other thing is she's totally different from what real issue is, which is the fact that she's had to step down as the chief executive of her charity , that she started sister charity, that she started sister space because were some revelations that came in the revelations that came out in the aftermath of all all of that stuff with the palace where there was no this hasn't been confirmed but that seemed like was a lot of like hiring a family to do certain things and paying family to do certain things and paying over odds for very simple things , getting websites and things, getting websites and whatever . so that was actually whatever. so that was actually sent to charity who were sent to the charity who were investigating and they've investigating it and they've come back and said they've given her guidance about, her advice and guidance about, managing conflict interest.

managing any conflict interest. so it's so she's sort of had to see stepping down because that but she's sort of blaming it on the palace even though they actually have apologised and then you did nubian fraud so she would be a good time to be quiet wouldn't it. yeah time to save a piece of money and disappear over the horizon. anyway, that part two in the bag. but coming up, we've got the spanish wing, the germans scotland stopping women and two male mice within each other apparently don't miss it .

welcome back headliners the milano and lanzarote it doesn't want brits to go on holiday there as we're not high quality me your lanzarote is not monaco this is like an ugly girl's tender she must be over six foot

and six figures and over six pack cressida is very good. lanzarote is president heaped praise on german as the island looks to attract higher quality holidaymakers and rely less on brits so yeah they don't want us. maria dolores cole rude . you us. maria dolores cole rude. you said the german market can formed to its intentions aim higher so they want germans and not they want europeans . they not they want europeans. they want fewer of us. and this is this is so rude, isn't it? essentially you've got the president who's a left politician criticising the industry for having certain customers and you won't be surprised to hear that the hotel chiefs see it differently and they've insisted it is unwise to talk of tourist saturations . talk of tourist saturations. this is like primark saying we don't want foreign customers anymore. we want mass customers . how about we just need some sun customers because we've just had lockdown . yeah, yeah, had lockdown. yeah, yeah, absolutely. and also , i think absolutely. and also, i think they'd much prefer to have

british customers than german customers who i imagine would be. well, they have a far higher standard that's racist against germans . i'm standard that's racist against germans. i'm fine standard that's racist against germans . i'm fine with that. germans. i'm fine with that. apologies for any that are watching. i'm an outsider and totally fine. that's me. i'm have you been to lanzarote ? i have you been to lanzarote? i thought it was a type of car. yeah and also german tourists have got the reputation. i don't know. this is because i'm never up this early, but they run down the sunbeds. yes, there's a whole thing of them. and yes, specially polish sunbeds , specially polish sunbeds, although they're helping. helping eastern europe. no, the telegraph in scotland's authoritarian regulation of speech is now going to criminalise talking to women or talking about sex in public . i talking about sex in public. i don't care. the people making the laws in scotland, they're just virgins who are too scared to talk to women. so i want to stop chad's like us getting any josh indeed met in scotland who loudly boast about sexual conquests public face conquests in public could face jail and saying this up to seven

years now there is issue i believe of misogyny all sexual deviants deviants is not scotland. well specifically you've singled out germany now you've singled out germany now you in scotland know that there's a problem of you know, of suggestive behaviour women of hassling . there's like there's hassling. there's like there's to address this somehow . yeah to address this somehow. yeah but the idea that just but the crazy to one of the craziest things here is that you don't necessarily have to be this directly in front of a woman so the fact that you would might go oh yeah i, i dunno i'm allowed to do it. does this show go to scotland. yeah it does. yes i better. what are you going to do.the better. what are you going to do. the accent. all pat. what i'm. from scotland. from scotland . so. right. oh lassie. scotland. so. right. oh lassie. she's very bony. so you if you talk about some sort of conquest, sexual conquest is,

you know, just any sort of, you know, intercourse with haggis, then. yeah, that's the sort of thing we see scotland. i'd like to be deep , but do thing we see scotland. i'd like to be deep, but do you think you'd have a seven year prison sentence for saying you would take her hike of not so i think this is absolutely bonkers . how this is absolutely bonkers. how about we support father less boys to grow up and not be in cells before we throw them in prison , don't you think? well, prison, don't you think? well, think this is. this is to find a legislative solution to a social problem. when absolutely. and that's why i love i don't love andrew type, but i andrew tastes like the modern brothers grimm fairy stories and he's like a warning. you know he's like, it's out there, guys never going to completely suppress it . yeah. to completely suppress it. yeah. and he's such a perfect example of that. this is why, by the way, crystal always wears these long sleeved things just to hide andrew tate tattoos on pillows . andrew tate tattoos on pillows. the whole, i think . yeah, i the whole, i think. yeah, i think it's never going away is it. and well i think what we needis it. and well i think what we

need is a celebration of chivalry that's all. yeah. we want to i there's so many young boys that don't they, don't have enough aspiration do they. so what's the i my thing was always to get children, you know, when seven, eight, nine is primary school and teach them to how people properly young people but specifically women and this campaign these issues later on so when they see it modelled by if that their parents or older brothers whoever it is we can break that cycle. yeah but because is a real issue out because it is a real issue out there. apparently anyway there. yeah. apparently anyway there. yeah. apparently anyway the guardian. no and they continue with the end of course theme scientists have created mammal with two fathers. finally perfecting a technique that i've seen practised in many top shelf . although i think those . although i don't think those people signed it. wow. people were signed it. wow. scientist create mice with two fathers after making eggs from male cells. this is unbelievable. they've they being the scientists have created mice with two biological father as well. i didn't i was like

playing this now we don't need anymore you don't need us so much in the finally no women was the female mouse as well. no no. eventually if you want to do womb. yeah, you have to create a woman. can we identify the cells were cultivated in an over organoid which is a culture system designed to replicate i think isn't that what they them cool women . yeah. is this any cool women. yeah. is this any just terminology we're missing . just terminology we're missing. yeah. so anyway, scientists that within the next ten years they might be able to do this in humans. wow. extraordinary if they can do it in a mouse. no. why can't we it next? we can. a human is way more complex because. yeah, it is more complex, but it's really interesting how they do it. basically the they basically they take the they delete of the y chromosome delete one of the y chromosome and get another and then they get another x chromosome, basically mirror it. and that given and the mice that have given have been given birth have survived this long and they've gone have kids. so is like gone on to have kids. so is like it's not like they're freak mice. and so they're like

perfectly fine as mice. yeah, yeah. are then yeah. mice, mice that are then able reproduce as this able to reproduce as well. this little be potentially little z could be potentially helpful couples want to helpful to gay couples want to have their own children as as the guardian says it's a tantalising prospect , he said, tantalising prospect, he said, regarding journalists dream managing to procreate without the need of another person. anyway, the independ tions know the energy crisis could be thing of the past as scientists out a way to generate electricity from the air around us. josh and data scientist discover how to make electricity out of thin air. it's funny always talking. these seem to be these new inventions every few months or. so where they go now we've ventured hydro power, blah . this one is an power, blah blah. this one is an enzyme that is found in in various different like extreme environments in volcanoes and whatnot . and the enzyme actually whatnot. and the enzyme actually can use the hydrogen in the air and will create electric current. the idea is if you get enough of it, it might well and you can actually even store it all these different temperatures boil it or you can you can

freeze whatever. it's very durable and it will generate electricity. so you know what we're always saying like? where where is these inventions going to come from? and actually, they out there, but is it generating at a usable level . well, it's at a usable level. well, it's been running me for a few weeks . that's why i want to i want to i want to get it in the off grid lifestyle. some of us don't have normal grid electricity, although i have i'm going to bought electricity . i have solar bought electricity. i have solar panels and then if that's not enough, then i run the engine. and can you run walking run off solar panels and well. exactly. no, i haven't had a hairdryer for five years. didn't anything . but you can your laptop you can cope. it's like glamorous camping but this sounds exciting it any any developments . it any any developments. welcome. mm. yeah say that on behalf of the boating community and the limitless source of clean energy is the dream . there clean energy is the dream. there we go. and without any . any need we go. and without any. any need for a hyper heated for nuclear fusion or anything , this is just

fusion or anything, this is just bacteria smeared , a film or bacteria smeared, a film or something. anyway that's it for this section coming . up in the this section coming. up in the final part is our international women's day special with a few blogs catching a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners, kicking things off a heterosexual man. but my wardrobe is 50% women's clothing. but enough about me you've got a story in the daily mail. josh, i indeed. i love wearing heels and skirts the office and my wife doesn't mind and i like this story because so what as is totally cool he's a bloke and he's i like wearing skirts yeah i like to wear some high heels . people in his life high heels. people in his life and people in his little town he lives in. you don't seem bothered it. and you know what? he's a man and he says i'm a man. and he goes , the men's

man. and he goes, the men's toilet he is. that should have a good got a lovely he's got beautiful legs. wow he's got a six foot tall. so he's got, you know, why you know this is not and by the way this isn't anything new as such you know david bowie doing this kind of thing 40, 50 years ago. so it's like playing with gender norms and whatnot. all and whatnot. it's all a construct . yeah. what isn't construct. yeah. what isn't a construct. yeah. what isn't a construct is biological sex and wearing a dress, wearing high heels does not make you a woman and thus mean that you can compete in women's balls and, invade women's spaces. yes, she is. mean, is is. legs i mean, that is a biological reality. his legs are quite female anyway. okay so maybe i think what's unusual about him is that seems so at home in high heels. he says they naturally make me feel more confident. i like to i hate wearing high heels if i have to wearing high heels if i have to wear them a wedding or something. it's like i, don't want high heels. you don't let your high heels because she your wife high heels because she can't walk very fast them. i want that to keep up with me. that's a great thing to see.

that's a great thing to see. that's great thing to on that's a great thing to see. on international women's. many, many wife i control my many of my wife i control my wife will wear them, but i'm going to if i have somewhere to walk i'm not going to wait as long. i, mean, i don't see the long. i, i mean, i don't see the aesthetic appeal of them. right. so i probably just lost all goodwill might just goodwill i might have just gained out there gained from any women out there with lovely round, but just with my lovely round, but i just don't like high heels. yeah on women. is yeah can women. men is fine. yeah can walk fast in them so that's totally yeah. well, totally cool. yeah. okay, well, moving on. got the mail again and each our bureau, chrissie is one of the horrors of the modern and in america doesn't and one man in america doesn't a respite he gets home respite when he gets home cressida girlfriend 30 places her boyfriend on a performance improvement plan to improve their relationship and compares their relationship and compares the controversial tactic to hr. in the workplace. sounds awful, but this is quite sweet i think this is a successful relationship so they weren't getting on well. they moved in together after three months, which is bit risky, isn't it? they moved in. they weren't getting on a boat right. no, no.

but can you imagine they weren't going on and then? she says, i know it's of harsh to some, but he's an engineer and sometimes it's really hard to communicate with his autistic. well, he's he's he's more in things, and that's a euphemism it. but didn't want to beat him so they tried this thing called a kanban board , which is something that board, which is something that apparently used in the workplace. and it's a it's a board where she writes down all her complaints and because she's got a system, he looks at the complaints or the and he does them. and now it's yeah. so you can introduce this into your marriage. this is a great ball it's all it is i i'd be amazed if you don't have your way for improvement plan joe it's the other way around. she's the one in charge. a part maya hill's in charge. a part of maya hill's issue. but a to do list. and essentially it's good communication. the secret communication. that's the secret of relationship it sounds of. any relationship it sounds like they also catch each like they also catch with each other a week. so it's other once a week. so it's make sure everything's moving in the direction. great, but direction. this is great, but you call it a kanban you know they call it a kanban bowler. there is actually a

practical concern because the idea men all that great idea is that men all that great at keeping that stuff sometimes in our head. i'm generalising and the idea that you can just say what am i going to do next? oh brilliant i'll do that oh yeah, brilliant i'll do that and i'll sort out and i'll do whatever. so opposed to and there's what's idea that there's what's the idea that when splitting housework the when you splitting housework the idea women think about it idea that women think about it more makes it more unfair towards . they're the ones towards them. they're the ones who have to think, i don't know. jung said that a man's highest value perfection and value is perfection and a woman's highest value is wholeness. think that's wholeness. and think that's relevant. men do like women's wholeness anyway . the sun know wholeness anyway. the sun know and it wouldn't be international women's day with a about women leeching money, a hard working man job and the tycoon ordered to pay his ex—wife hundred £8,000 for 25 years of unpaid housework in divorce settlement. so what they really got into here and he's about three of three and a half million pounds with , a bunch of cars and a big with, a bunch of cars and a big house will dissolve, why wasn't she half anyway ? they're she getting half anyway? they're married. bunch married. they have a bunch of kids she should getting half

kids she should be getting half of she absolutely is a part of his success and the idea that she's only getting £880,000 seems pathetic it does seem a bit like that's exactly what i thought. is it because he got her to sign something? it doesn't say that, though. and the other thing is they worked it out doing the minimum it out by doing the minimum professional right? maybe professional wage. right? maybe she was actually a good cleaner. and been and if she had been a professional cleaner, she might have than that. but have earned more than that. but we how clean we don't know how clean the house that's that's what house i mean that's that's what i mean. so i'm going to see some polaroids the polaroids anyway. the independent. no. and most men will be familiar with trying to give a hand and being give a woman a hand and being rejected woman waiting rejected created a woman waiting a transplant reject a double hand transplant reject . hands. a double hand transplant reject . hands . so this a double hand transplant reject . hands. so this sounds . a man's hands. so this sounds like something from a little britain sketch. i think they might have even done this. this lady, very sadly had sepsis , lady, very sadly had sepsis, lost her hands and feet. but this is technology, you know, wish she can have a hand transplant. let's waiting for they actually can be called a. right. it's now it's technology

. it's amazing. it is amazing technical the hand job. yeah. mr. smith from milton keynes , mr. smith from milton keynes, buckinghamshire, was asked if she'd accept some hands , she'd accept some hands, donations from a male donor. and she said, no, i'm five foot two. she was five foot two for most of it. i would like lady hands. and then she was offered some black hands. i assume white. and she said she didn't feel that was for her, but it would be strange having like, well, i don't this is unreasonable. and apparently actually apparently there's actually medical basis for this because if with the hands, if you're happy with the hands, they're likely to get they're more likely to get rejected racist all. well, they're more likely to get re it:ted racist all. well, they're more likely to get re it is d racist all. well, they're more likely to get re it is racistacist all. well, they're more likely to get re it is racist ,:ist all. well, they're more likely to get re it is racist , it's all. well, they're more likely to get re it is racist , it's soall. well, they're more likely to get re it is racist , it's so deeply l, if it is racist, it's so deeply racist in her that her body. well, they said it's unlikely to get your hands hands are in why women's hands why is why is that? i don't understand . you that? i don't understand. you know we're doing our hands up. i take it somebody dies, you get there, maybe maybe men and black women with women are more generous with their right they take the their hands. right they take the hand box and whatever, and white women really stingy. women are being really stingy. their hands box , their donation hands box, whatever. yeah, but i would. i

would love some black hands. right and any particular part of your body or just the highs just bnng your body or just the highs just bring everything else up to scale, right ? maybe to play a scale, right? maybe to play a trumpet . some like louis trumpet. some like louis armstrong. oh, interesting. it'd be great. i'd be like black. you can't think if you have black guys could like be black . do you guys could like be black. do you think you could, like, clean reparations in california if you had a hand transplant from a rat anyway anyway, the show nearly over so before we councillor careers let's take another quick look at thursday's front pages daily mail has is about to get the boot from bbc that's after his anti semitic comparison of modern britain with germany . the modern britain with germany. the telegraph has hancock's chinese lab leak claims censored . the lab leak claims censored. the guardian has sunak facing clash with the eu on unlawful asylum plans . the times has weight plans. the times has weight drugs could help to trim benefits . bill presumable will benefits. bill presumable will stop people spending so much money on cats. the daily star

has who's a pretty naughty boy then potty mouth parrot causes chaos in boozer. then potty mouth parrot causes chaos in boozer . and that's all chaos in boozer. and that's all we have time for. thank to my guest, josh howie and chris were today headline news. we'll be back 11 pm. with andrew doyle. steve and alan and josh harvey and. remember, if you wish the five year repeat, stay tuned for the breakfast. coming up right now .

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momentous day, more important and needed than . and the latest and needed than. and the latest on matt hancock's leaky whatsapp messages . first, though, let's messages. first, though, let's bnng messages. first, though, let's bring you up to speed with what's going on in the world. it's news that polly middlehurst . lawrence, thank you. good evening. the prime minister has accused the labour leader of being on the side of the people smugglers as the pair went head to head in the house commons today over the new illegal migration bill. rishi sunak defended legislation which defended the legislation which will remove those who enter the uk illegally them from uk illegally and ban them from seeking asylum in future . but seeking asylum in future. but sir keir starmer cast doubt on the plan, saying attempts to tackle the number of channel crossings in the last decade have failed and numbers have actually gone up . the honourable actually gone up. the honourable gentleman has been wrong gentleman has been on the wrong side this issue his entire side of this issue his entire career . he side of this issue his entire career. he did. he described all immigration law as racist. he

said it was a mistake to