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match of the day will focus on match action studio presenters or that's according to a bbc spokesperson . it comes after spokesperson. it comes after several football including alan shearer and ian wright, have said they won't feature on saturday show after gary lineker was told by the broadcaster to step back presenting match of the day . an agreement has been the day. an agreement has been reached . his social media usage reached. his social media usage that follows comments he made on twitter criticising the government new asylum policy . he government new asylum policy. he likened the language used to that of 1930s germany. in a statement to the bbc said we've never said that gary can't have a view on issues matter to him but he keep well away from taking sides on party political issues or political controversies back to the largest union the bbc has called it deeply concerning and is accusing broadcaster as bowing to political pressure . rishi to political pressure. rishi sunak has agreed to give france

almost half £i,oo0,000,000 over the next three years in an attempt to end the channel migrant crisis. the prime minister held talks with french president emmanuel macron in paris today before announcing the landmark deal, which will see a new detention centre established in france. joint news conference followed the first bilateral summit between the two countries in five years. mr. sunak's says the new illegal migrant legislation introduced this week support this new deal. we're a new detention centre in northern, a new command centre bringing enforcement teams together in one place for the first time and an extra 500 new officers patrolling french beaches , all underpinned by more beaches, all underpinned by more drones and other surveillance technology that will help ramp up interception rate and the legislation the uk has introduced . week supports this introduced. week supports this because it's designed to break business model of the criminal gangs and remove the pull factors bringing them to the

channel coast coast. german police have said they've made an arrest following a hostage in the city of carles rural, where two people were being held . two people were being held. follows the mass shooting at a jehovah's witness hall in hamburg , where at least eight hamburg, where at least eight people died, including a woman and her unborn baby . police say and her unborn baby. police say the gunman, german national philipp f acted alone. he later took his own life . philipp f acted alone. he later took his own life. his philipp f acted alone. he later took his own life . his motives took his own life. his motives were unknown. they say the 35 year old was a former member of jehovah's witness community. he had no criminal record and possibly suffered from mental illness illness and heavy snowfall . drivers stranded for snowfall. drivers stranded for hours this morning with people now being to only travel if necessary . storm larisa the uk necessary. storm larisa the uk overnight causing flights to be suspended and rail services delayed as fallen trees , some delayed as fallen trees, some rail lines. the met office has yellow warnings for snow and ice in place for parts of the uk

over this coming weekend . tv over this coming weekend. tv onune over this coming weekend. tv online and dab radio this is gb news. now it's over to headline hello and, welcome to headliners. i'm stephen. it's your first look at saturday's most important and fascinating stories . joining me tonight are stories. joining me tonight are leo kearse and nick dixon. and before we get into the rest of the stories, what have you seen in the papers that has made you laugh leo, we all will worry. what makes you laugh? your spare time. it was a sad story about an 80 old trucker whose an 80 year old trucker whose decided she's transgender. so she's a woman now and says his wife is also . i know she'd want wife is also. i know she'd want me to live as the woman i've always been. that's why i till she had alzheimer's to do . then she had alzheimer's to do. then all friends mum's got old all my friends mum's got old savers and she says it's great at christmas can just rip up

wrapping paper scatter around her say enjoy your her and say did you enjoy your present mum. ugly. if i were to. what kind of stories make you laugh your spare time? i was laugh in your spare time? i was bang money. yeah that's bang on the money. yeah that's got truck drivers else. got truck drivers issues else. it's like someone got to it's like someone got gpt to write as news story. yeah and write as a news story. yeah and we them often nick we should them are often nick was the one that's tickled your fancy. mine's far lighter steve a married decided a couple getting married decided to instant instead of to use instant instead of confetti and it doesn't say. but i assume they must be the north. such a northern thing. and it's such money thing . but such a money saving thing. but it went awry when everything mash it mixed with the swear and spilled the whole spilled drinks and the whole wedding of just wedding became a kind of just just frenzy, like in a bit of fun . yeah. but with mash. mm fun. yeah. but with mash. mm i mean tasty and also therefore you don't have to worry about laying on a buffet for the guests. yeah. the reception multitask. know like bride . multitask. know like the bride. right. let's have a look at right. so let's have a look at saturday's front pages. the daily mail mutiny bbc over lineker card. the telegraph goes with bbc faces revolt over lineker you'll spot the same

guardian lineker is suspended from bbc over social media round express goes otherwise ritchie's £478 million deal i said would stop boats. the times armed mutiny of the day against star support and finally the daily star the beeb's gone to var and those were your front pages . so those were your front pages. so we begin with the daily mail and i mean, it's the biggest story of the day. leo yeah, so the bbc has said that. gary will not appear on of the day this weekend and this comes after gary lineker criticised our government's plan solve the small boats migrant crisis and he compared and compared the government to germany's government , which is pretty government, which is pretty ridiculous . you know, people, ridiculous. you know, people, people have said it's offensive to victims of i think is more offensive to the who could get trains to run on time and is i

mean, as if as if the were multiracial party presiding over a proudly multicultural multi ethnic country and had equal rights enshrined in law to protect people . people risked protect people. people risked their lives to leave germany . their lives to leave germany. ethnic minorities risked their lives to leave germany, not to get it. britain such a such tolerant and bountiful place that people are, you know, travelling all these different countries to get here. they could stay, stay in france, but they know that britain's britain's business to train the train to get here in the, we're trying to expand their borders, not their borders . not not control their borders. there's quite a few differences . i mean, the pushback that would be i'm certainly seeing people social media saying people do on social media saying that his tweet wasn't saying it was an even saying the plan is like plan. was saying the like a plan. he was saying the rhetoric, language used, rhetoric, the language used, which hairs, which might be splitting hairs, but worth throwing . no, i but it's worth throwing. no, i mean, think is people have mean, i think is people have said that, but he saying he's seen the hitler we've seen

hitler speeches . some of us hitler speeches. some of us might have seen too many , but might have seen too many, but we've hitler speeches to we've seen hitler speeches to compare that, to compare hitler's written and the things that he said, those rallies and the things that he wrote in do to the government says and to what the government says and is abhorrent, saying is absolutely abhorrent, saying there a more effective there was a more effective speaker . anyone we know it was speaker. anyone we know it was i mean, yeah, it still isn't point i've only done we've fallen into the trap having a debate about whether the tweet was good or bad. but we can all agree people are out to and tweet. so the debate is he be allowed to say it? well is the thing you it? well this is the thing you be he shouldn't be sacked it shouldn't it be made to stand by because it's better people because it's better if people are allowed those things because it's better if people are you ved those things because it's better if people are you can those things because it's better if people are you can see those things because it's better if people are you can see thothey ings because it's better if people are you can see thothey see. and you can see what they see. it's in plain sight. well, it's all a question impartial, all a question of impartial, isn't normally, yes. you'd isn't it? normally, yes. you'd say be. i say what you want. say you be. i say what you want. the is if expect a the question is if you expect a licence from people should licence fee from people should you just be mouthed on you therefore just be mouthed on twitter not sure twitter saying i'm not sure things political things about current political hot topics. that's the question i say, yeah, probably not. but it's but it's it's up to the bbc, but it's just it's ego trip for

just it's just an ego trip for lineker. like maitlis. lineker. it's like maitlis. many, many say he's got too big for the bbc doesn't want to follow rules he should go follow that rules he should go and show where you and have an lbc show where you get the views that we get to express the views that we all he anyway forever all know he had anyway forever because hidden them. because he hasn't hidden them. it's been so absurd. watch on twitter. alastair campbell defending behold, defending him. lo and behold, i was podcast is was the campbell's podcast is funded lineker's funded by gary lineker's production it's like production company. so it's like a scheme, virgin a of ponzi scheme, a virgin singing. yes, absolutely. i mean, we've seen his response to douglas murray. did you see this? murray yes, this? douglas murray said yes, famously, people express dissent. got dissent. the, that they got lauded praise all and gary lauded with praise all and gary lineker response to was, lineker response to that was, well, wasn't media. well, there wasn't social media. i that is exactly so he is i mean, that is exactly so he is in delusional whereby thinks in his delusional whereby thinks it's or just it's like germany or is he just virtually sticking to the metro lived in a party set is a difference you're saying difference i think you're saying because licence funded because it's licence fee funded and really important and it's a really important we're paying for it but he's not saying this stuff work so we saying this stuff at work so we saying this stuff at work so we saying you get via saying because you get paid via the fee, we're in the licence fee, we're in control you. 24 seven baby, control of you. 24 seven baby, we you down. well, if we can shut you down. well, if one excuses, one of his one of his excuses, one of his defence is for, for trying to avoid paying so much he's avoid paying so much tax, he's being chased for something like

£5 and. £5 million of tax by hmrc and. he look, no, i'm, i'm a he said, oh look, no, i'm, i'm a freelancer because, i see all this crazy stuff, you know, all this crazy stuff, you know, all this political stuff isn't this political stuff that isn't unked this political stuff that isn't linked to my job on linked to my, to my job on social of his social media was one of his defences which seems seems defences which which seems seems ridiculous and is doubly when alastair campbell is coming in, standing alastair standing up from alastair campbell, of campbell, remember was one of the architects of the invasion of they ended up killing of iraq. they ended up killing up is a million and up to what is a million and a half people and the migrant crisis the late two so many people i mean, people coming here. i mean, alastair doing that alastair we doing that thing again into sides, again of getting into sides, branches about branches. this is not about whether it should be taken off much the day you know, much of the day for you know, you this is wrong beside you know this is wrong beside them . the hypocrisy the them. the hypocrisy the hypocrite of the is hypocrite of the left is absolutely core to this. i mean, virtue signalling on is a classic thing they do he's not offering solutions he's saying oh, we should should let oh, we should we should let everybody we should everybody in. we should in this utopia every we. so it's utopia where every we. so it's not workable . lineker won't be not workable. lineker won't be affected by whether whether it's really the left because i think that's unfair to the that's almost unfair to the left. you left. there are people, you know, sort intellectual know, sort of intellectual people left. lineker is people on the left. lineker is just even the left is just a just is even the left is just a

kind of weird, macho lib. they're just they all have to have high status opinions, have said high status opinions, one which tories. bad you one of which is tories. bad you know. we don't need know. and again, we don't need to agree with what he's saying. it's know, i don't it's more like, i know, i don't know, a news person know, he's not a news person ehhen know, he's not a news person either. he's a sports presenter. so as he's unbiased by so as long as he's unbiased by it, who's the kicker? i it, who's the best kicker? i don't it's like don't really know. it's like when no one really cares if the weatherman is pro—brexit and no one knows whoever on one knows if whoever is on cbeebies on. cbeebies has got a thing on. here's argument. it's to here's one argument. it's up to the and one argument. the bbc and here's one argument. i know people who work the bbc behind the scenes and they're trying hard to trying very hard to be impartial. have lineker impartial. then you have lineker giving their, you giving the big on their, you know, his ridiculous wage. know, on his ridiculous wage. and very frustrating and it's just very frustrating for trying make for people who are trying make the impartial answer the bbc impartial and answer their on that. and you their critics on that. and you just get people. lineker kind of rooting him. that's rooting for him. so that's that's criticism. it's, that's one criticism. so it's, you bbc may well be, you know, the bbc may well be, you know, the bbc may well be, you know, the bbc may well be, you know, reasonable to you you know, reasonable to say you shouldn't do this working for us. that's one argument for us. so that's one argument for it. but one thing they're doing by it, by boycotting match by it, by all boycotting match of they're in danger of the day, they're in danger of rendering themselves, obsolete when just when we all realise it's just a football. you barely even football. so you barely even need you know it says

need the you know what it says the is going to go ahead the show is going to go ahead with presenters i just with no presenters i just imagine of footballers imagine pictures of footballers with tony the gallery music playing would be playing i think that would be brilliant. actually watch brilliant. i'd actually watch i can't football. they can't stand football. they could just could like try just they could just like try something like a tiny something new for like a tiny of the find out. they're the fee to find out. they're just as good at saying and here's an advert is less data and take that money and and someone take that money and actually some tv shows. actually make some tv shows. a million a is ideas million and a half is the ideas next up move to the express next up we move to the express nick. they going with? nick. what are they going with? yeah, boat. it's yeah, it's the boat. it's vichy's 478 million deal. i said we boats. and of we would stop boats. and of course referring to his course he's referring to his five pledges when you make a pledge as a politician you pledge steve as a politician you have to so he's made have to stick to so he's made this and he's in this pledge and he's now in a deal macron which is a sort deal with macron which is a sort i mean, people are saying five or 10 million. that's i guess, rounding up. the idea is rounding up. and the idea is i mean, know it's mean, don't know how it's actually going work. that's actually going to work. that's you that's secondary, but you know, that's secondary, but rishi of relation rishi has a sort of relation with on them. previous with a mark on them. previous leaders, they didn't really understand boris and his in his jokes, vibe. they jokes, his weird vibe. they really like theresa may, macron and similar, and rishi are more similar, aren't managerial aren't they. type of managerial of not forget of politicians. let's not forget

liz they didn't like liz truss, they didn't like this choice because immediately she said, sure if said, well, i'm not sure if macron's a friend or foe. it isn't really the point. well, no one. macron is getting on one. so macron is getting on board, maybe this is i board, rishi and maybe this is i mean, i don't have a mean, look, i don't have a better idea. don't know if better idea. i don't know if this idea is to work, to just give fans a lot money have give fans a lot money to have detention centres northern detention centres in northern france. idea? no france. is this the idea? no idea where, least idea for where, but at least they're trying something as opposed. yeah, i would just take them all in helicopter and them all in a helicopter and dump france. but that's dump them in france. but that's not everyone. yeah. mean, not for everyone. yeah. i mean, i think the political i don't think the political will is in france is necessarily there in france to coming and to stop these people coming and coming the uk. you know, not coming to the uk. you know, not that i'm saying, you know, a country might not want some of these some these coming over, these some of these coming over, but i think depends on the but i think it depends on the political france, you political will in france, you know, incentive know, just the sort of incentive isn't to support isn't really there to support them much is your right them as much is your right they're up they're running the number up but be honest, it'll cost but let's be honest, it'll cost that anyway because there's never government idea never been a government idea that's money by that's not cost more money by the end of. money well spent mean it's this is this the only thing? but give france even thing? yes but give france even more not the more money because. not the first i think if we first time, which i think if we just copied australian model,

then proof proven to then that those proof proven to work small work reduced, reduced small arrivals arrivals arrivals or big boat arrivals even down to pretty even by you know down to pretty much. what is they much. and what they do is they people and if you enter people offshore and if you enter the country illegally then you instantly you know revoke all right have uk right to ever have uk citizenship we geography citizenship but we the geography is different don't own an island that can do that with unless that you can do that with unless . use isle of wight for . we use the isle of wight for the of wight for yeah well the isle of wight for yeah well before found out you before most people found out you could sea. yeah, that could cross the sea. yeah, that is a big problem. we're keeping it going. is an illusion. it going. this is an illusion. ooh, don't go across sea. ooh, don't go across the sea. then you could. and then they out. you could. and now basically, like, now we're basically, like, anywhere, like the anywhere, basically like the united states. now mexico, united states. now with mexico, it's a land border it's like we have a land border because one's scared of because no one's scared of across so we across the sea anyway. so we need increase the fear the need to increase the fear of the sea yeah, maybe that's sea again. yeah, maybe that's what or 2 million will what the five or 2 million will go that's the campaign go on. yeah that's the campaign to be deployed. the instead of reintroducing wolves and bears to we can to the highlands, we can reintroduce. yeah. crocodiles. to the highlands, we can reirthose:e. yeah. crocodiles. to the highlands, we can reirthose:e. yetsquid.:odiles. to the highlands, we can reirthose:e. yetsquid. yeah.;. oh those giant squid. yeah. yeah. ness, i mean she's yeah. loch ness, i mean she's been around. do nothing been seen around. do nothing other obsessing other than obsessing with three stories great point . stories a year. great point. you're there. yeah. with you're down there. yeah. with that we. don't know. it's that movie we. don't know. it's a woman in so loch

a woman in scotland. so loch ness not a female ness nessie not a female name, just scotland. could be just scotland. so it could be any. mean, you get right to any. i mean, you get right to it. i'm actually i'm amazed we've gone 14 minutes without we finish section with the telegraph. so what they telegraph. so what are they going so got going with. so they've got a jeremy saying we can learn jeremy hunt saying we can learn from is what from the lockdown. this is what we've during our lockdown. we've seen during our lockdown. but the swedish lockdown. but yeah, the swedish lockdown. people well, yeah , got a people said, well, yeah, got a lot of freedom. it hasn't affected economy as much, affected their economy as much, but that loads of but a bit. see that loads of them died when all this is them have died when all this is over and it could ages to find it. it's like no straight it. and it's like no straight away out. david the away we found out. david the death toll of britain , they've death toll of britain, they've been much more not having a lockdown is much better for you than having a lockdown is half of them as an absolute figure or a proportionate proportionate so per 100,000, it's i can't remember exactly what the figures are but but yet really startling lower proportion of people died in sweden and also the amount of debt that the swedish people have been burdened with as much louis

£3,000 per person as opposed to nearly thousand pounds per person in uk that we're going to have to pay back to pay for all the lockdown. i mean, part of the lockdown. i mean, part of the reason is swedish people, part of the reason lockdown, a lack in sweden is lack long term work in sweden is because sort of follow because they sort of follow rules without having the mandated by police. so if you tell british people , you know, tell british people, you know, we've to get the pub, nobody gets out pub. so in sweden the pub kind of culture they've got it is that the lesson we want to learn though and then changes to a of people who out a nation of people who get out of pubs. think you might have of pubs. i think you might have lost dressing room on that lost the dressing room on that one. everyone was you up until the to leave the pub the well we got to leave the pub nick would of it. well it's nick would take of it. well it's frustrating for people like hunt to people to pipe up now people like hunter going on how hunter were going on about how great east asian great that sort of east asian approach was and how his sister was for and was was locked for ages and was rejoicing that. i've never rejoicing about that. i've never met sister, he was he met his sister, but he was he was devastated by this and also authorites approach. and now he's live them he's going we can live them sweden yeah, cheers, mate. he's going we can live them swede never yeah, cheers, mate. he's going we can live them swede never had h, cheers, mate. he's going we can live them swede never had a cheers, mate. he's going we can live them swede never had a lockdown.ate. we've never had a lockdown. we've never had a lockdown. we've the we've seen that with the lockdown files. was nonsense.

lockdown files. it was nonsense. and people were even worried in. lockdown messages the lockdown messages about the sweden narrative they've been trying sweden . trying to suppress the sweden. sweden problem sweden presents a huge problem for proves for them because it proves basically need basically that you don't need lockdowns that's what lockdowns and that's what they're some people they're now sort of some people are up to at is are waking up to at least is admitting it now. people are still doubling down, claiming lockdowns when they didn't and they still wear face they would still wear face masks. madness yeah. that's masks. madness yeah. no, that's madness mainly. you madness mainly. so you get recognised robbing isn't recognised or bank robbing isn't it. that's mainly why i do it. the the counter i think the part of the counter i think adds into this nicely isn't that cancer? just more info when we're learning from this, we would also have consider would also have to consider population density , geography population density, geography and kind of but and all that kind of stuff. but that mean you don't that doesn't mean you don't learn it because learn from it because see, population it we as population density is it we as if we're like living in lighthouses and now the swedish population mainly concentrated in big like like the uk and the uk got plenty of sparsely populated places. look at it, look, it's plenty of room. we should those. i'm the should open those. i'm glad the government what i said. you government is what i said. you said that's the front said leave. that's the front pages. said leave. that's the front pages . and so coming up after pages. and so coming up after the break, we've got why you might drinking seawater in the

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welcome back to headliners. with me, steven allen , leo kearse and me, steven allen, leo kearse and nick dixon. so let's jump straight back in saturday telegraph. nick, it turns out that sunak and macron aren't the only ones who managed to do a bit of a deal . yeah, china broke bit of a deal. yeah, china broke his deal for iran and saudi arabia to resume diplomatic relations . so this arabia to resume diplomatic relations. so this is really a story about mean there's a guy here from the us side who says this is a big deal and i suppose that's a of a pun it's a big dealin that's a of a pun it's a big deal in every sense it's a deal andifs deal in every sense it's a deal and it's a bit you got us to say sorry i got it. it's really the world moving from the sort neocon era of the doing all this stuff in the middle east, expansionism messing around, ruining middle

ruining countries in the middle east. we've had east. they've now we've had enough and i said china enough of that. and i said china stepping into that gap and they're to be the people they're going to be the people who work with the middle east. so scary sometimes so is it kind of scary sometimes gets called the new world order then people think you're talking about klaus about the world forum and klaus schwab, this schwab, but it's this rearrangement and it's rearrangement of states and it's just that just a significant moment that apparently states imports apparently united states imports less than of oil less than 10% of its oil from saudi whereas vast saudi arabia, whereas vast majority beijing's majority of china have beijing's energy met the gulf energy needs are met by the gulf and so it's, a, it's china and iran. so it's, a, it's china establishing themselves in the middle the us middle east and the us retreating little from that. retreating a little from that. yeah. owning and yeah. and owning of africa and the the south america. the you know the south america. yeah. australia, and yeah. and australia, and everywhere i should imagine there's, there's parts of britain but mean this britain as well. but i mean this is, this is a more sign that is, this is a more a sign that they want to appease china than any peace deal is coming any sort of peace deal is coming in and saudi in between iran and saudi arabia. involved arabia. they're involved in a proxy war in yemen. so they're still each and still ripping of each other. and yeah the us used to be heavily involved in gulf because involved in the gulf because that's where its oil from. that's where got its oil from. now they're getting from now they're getting oil from from from from their own, from, from themselves and they're self—sufficient in oil. so the uk could and do and oil less

strategically important . it's strategically important. it's sort of being out and being replaced by, you know, electric stuff so you know, 20 years time we're not going to need as much oil, but that mean fewer is going to sell off. so western biased but does that mean fewer western countries pay attention to that area ? oh what do we care to that area? oh what do we care about oil and who knows what's going to get out, what's going happen there? no one else happen over there? no one else worried? just really worried? or is that just really i just thinking, surely i was just thinking, oh, surely you to be a little you are allowed to be a little bit western biased. yeah, yeah. like ayatollah and china's version headline. is it going version of headline. is it going well? biased. the well? don't be too biased. the east. come britain's only east. how come britain's only country the world where got country in the world where got to absolutely hate your own country unless every other country unless every other country above above yourself. i think we can just leave the middle east alone they were they were doing fine know were doing doing fine know ripping chunks over each other before and started before we involved and started ripping them as why ripping chunks out them as why don't we just let them let them leave them to see happens. leave them to see what happens. thankfully of us will be around enough long enough to see

ultimate that oh ultimate end of that one oh saturday telegraph and the saturday telegraph leo and the leaks about whatsapp have been giving us some info that we nearly managed beat america when it race . we've got our it came to race. we've got our own so ministers feared being labelled racist if they spoke out about the spread of covid and they also implemented lockdowns fairly so . the one of lockdowns fairly so. the one of the biggest concerns surrounding race was the implementation of local lockdowns in 2020, when the virus was spreading more and in deprived, densely populated areas with large asian population because they tend to tend to live in more intergenerational households. so the kids will, you know, run around in the park, catch covid off each other, not get sick, but bring it home. and in but they bring it home. and in fact, rest the family, fact, the rest of the family, then the elderly parents who at home it. and this is why home catch it. and this is why it's wonderful that we've got this tradition west this this tradition in the west of shutting old people of just shutting our old people away a nursing so, you away in a nursing home. so, you know, then the kids can give them don't them covid. and also we don't need to them. who wants need to talk to them. who wants

to talk to talk to them anyway? if my dad's watching, i don't think they've got tv in that place anyway. had. so place anyway. so they had. so the secretary worried the health secretary worried that racist for locking the health secretary worried that those racist for locking the health secretary worried that those communities,:king the health secretary worried that those communities, the] down those communities, the asian it was asian communities where it was spreading more , locking down spreading more, not locking down the communities , something the white communities, something they loved. then the white they just loved. then the white communities as well not look communities as well did not look racist example of racist another example of politics be led by politics rather than science. people say follow the science overjust follow the science over just following the science . no, you following the science. no, you when playing politics, when you're playing politics, you're looking racist you're scared of looking racist and looking racist leads and fear of looking racist leads to tangible things by the there's not the grooming there's not just the grooming gangs, the manchester arena gangs, but the manchester arena bomber guard was bomber the security guard was like, didn't this like, well, i didn't stop this man with a rucksack sweat man with a rucksack who's sweat and looked like a and fidgeting and looked like a hollywood . i didn't and fidgeting and looked like a hollybecause . i didn't and fidgeting and looked like a hollybecause i . i didn't and fidgeting and looked like a hollybecause i was. i didn't and fidgeting and looked like a hollybecause i was afraid 1't and fidgeting and looked like a hollybecause i was afraid of stop because i was afraid of looking racist. yeah. yeah. grooming is the obvious grooming gangs is the obvious analogy, this case it analogy, though. in this case it is a very easy solution . don't is a very easy solution. don't do lockdowns at all. of course. would have been argument would have been my argument because what? worrying about, oh, all oh, if we lockdown them and all them do is them just just don't do is disastrous that doesn't disastrous policy. that doesn't work. it's going to destroy work. and it's going to destroy our it so bad that our economy. it was so bad that nadine dorries the of

nadine dorries was the voice of sanity. she was saying rates sanity. she was saying the rates low these communities, you low in these communities, you can't possibly these down can't possibly these people down and jobs. businesses and ruin theirjobs. businesses when the community right next to them you ignoring the them is, you know, ignoring the rules just so yeah. so rules and just so yeah. so hancock worried about hancock was worried about looking nadine dorries looking racist. nadine dorries in messages was worried in the messages was more worried about element of the about the race by element of the white as put it. white working. as she put it. we're saying hang on. we're barely saying hang on. you're treating us differently to communities so to these other communities so yeah whole was an yeah the whole thing was an absolute nightmare as you know not surprising lockdown not surprising with the lockdown files. everything we've learned is even worse than is as awful or even worse than we thought. yeah, it's the great thing matt hancock, thing about matt hancock, and it's tv show. he goes on to try and show us who he really is. shows who he really is . he's shows who he really is. he's like really bad pr policy. like a really bad pr policy. saturday's now nick and is david attenborough politically biased? surely as a tory? he did a show called blue planet. yeah. so this is bbc. this not to broadcast david for episode right wing backlash fears so the mean i mean imagine is how how left and smug a show must be for the bbc not to show it because

they're worried. i mean look at they're worried. i mean look at the stuff they do show. but yeah, i mean, i'm not quite sure it would work, but it was about rewilding and the beauty of nature. it was probably really annoying, i mean, annoying, i imagine. i mean, i hate the idea of rewilding. i'm from country. i don't really from the country. i don't really want like sabre want to come across like a sabre tiger or whatever. it's because they, you know, they brought buffalo know, buffalo back, you know, it's already weird enough you're already weird enough and you're out fields, out there in the fields, it's like a a cow. like you're like a bull, a cow. we don't want rewilding bad. but anyway, this going to be anyway, this was going to be about rewild and attenborough really me he's really bothers me because he's one malthusian. he's one of these malthusian. he's always population one of these malthusian. he's alwayztoo population one of these malthusian. he's alwayztoo and population one of these malthusian. he's alwayztoo and it's pulation one of these malthusian. he's alwayztoo and it's alwaysn being too high and it's always like, then what you like, well then what are you going to do about it? david you know, i mean, they always want to be fair, he's going to live. to be fair, he's going to live. to be fair, he's going to a relatively short to die in a relatively short amount of time, but he has lived very he? let's very long, hasn't he? let's face it, steve. so he's lived it, steve. so you he's lived a long time with it, but they want the population to be reduced. and far as i can see there and as far as i can see there was there was clip i was was there was a clip i was watching he's like saying, watching and he's like saying, you this kind of thing you know, this kind of thing couldn't happen and it was like a leopard going into house and a leopard going into a house and sort wandering around because

sort of wandering around because of we're supposed to of that. we're all supposed to just ourselves. they just off ourselves. they they want weird utopia. want this kind of weird utopia. it's and it's just like animals. and about and also about ten people and also managed like, for example, managed land like, for example, managed land like, for example, managed a managed growth, worse, provide a much habitat just much better habitat than just the the heather is the open merlin the heather is burnt, so get different burnt, so you get different levels different levels the different different rates know, rates that support, you know, all kinds plants and animals all kinds of plants and animals not just you get not not just growth you get orchids all kinds of rare flora and also the land is owned by somebody they've to somebody and they've got to turn a the most a profit. the next most profitable use for growth mowers a profit. the next most pr usually use for growth mowers a profit. the next most pr usually a;e for growth mowers a profit. the next most prusually a blanketowth mowers a profit. the next most pr usually a blanket coniferous rs is usually a blanket coniferous forestry is you forestry which is you monoculture. it's devastating for the land to face for the land is said to face watercourses it's terrible i think though is this is think though this is this is the bbc with gary lineker bbc as with the gary lineker thing, is the bbc thing, this is the bbc pretending . they've got to pretending. they've got to either cancel gary lineker or this documentary because of wing people to turn people against. right wing people. yeah. yeah. i mean, having said everything he said i would have still obviously it because he obviously shown it because he phoned give the annoying phoned to not give the annoying stories i mean so but stories like this. i mean so but nobody would have complained about documentary the dvd about some documentary the dvd wins. everybody the tories have praised all the previous documentaries with . david

documentaries with. david attenborough the episode where you bottlenose with you go bottlenose dolphin with actually a bottle or actually had a bottle or something like that. the something like that. when the fish in a bottle and he was fish got in a bottle and he was saying the future, saying like, is the future, there complaints there were loads complaints about well you don't see about that. well you don't see new ships. how do i mean, if you think the dolphins the bottle if he thinks it's weird fish can get in bottle until he sees get in a bottle until he sees a whole little model of you. he doesn't does great work when doesn't he does great work when he sticks animals that dynasties was you know the was great. you know about the alpha secure its alpha chimp trying secure its legacy getting brilliant legacy it was getting brilliant stuff it on to and stuff but when it gets on to and this is why you should all be killed and that's about well, that's maybe he's turned i'm paraphrasing saturday his times after being rained on the last few days it's really nice to catch up on the latest on the drought the uk. yes the drought fears are fuelling a race to use seawater for drinking water but the money goes against sort of processing so it's not too salty . so thames water is rushing to complete maintenance on its beckton desalination , which is, beckton desalination, which is, you big desal , an asian you know, big desal, an asian plant. the biggest is it the

biggest europe? i'm not biggest in in europe? i'm not sure. south water are sure. but south water are planning to open more desalination plants. this is desalination plants. and this is this money when we go to the this is money when we go to the middle like the dubai middle east like the dubai but you you know, you know the water, you know, comes the sea and is comes from the sea and is desalinated in these plans desalinated in these big plans is, quite an energy is, you know, quite an energy intensive . and it's mad intensive process. and it's mad that we're, you know, the weather is no so good that weather here is no so good that we're having do it here as we're having to do it here as well. we won't need to on well. so we won't need to on holiday. this, nick? holiday. what about this, nick? our to we'd our seawater tends to have we'd things floating it thanks to things floating in it thanks to the companies. so you open the water companies. so you open together like, well, together and you're like, well, it's be i'm obviously it's going to be i'm obviously very good desalinate. and i mean, already mean, although someone already here it too little here is already it too little too which scares a bit. too late, which scares me a bit. i understand. i'm from the i don't understand. i'm from the lake i'm on. these people doesn't understand where. all our we seem to our water goes. we seem to mismanage though a bit mismanage it, though i am a bit worried. michael, at the worried. i mean, michael, at the end big short movie, he end of the big short movie, he famously predicted the 2008 crash. again, crash. and then it says again, the invests in now the only thing he invests in now is water i'm like, i don't have a sound of that because that probably some sort of probably means that some sort of water coming. which water crash coming. yeah, which i'm expert but that i'm no i'm no expert but that sounds bad he was right once. he

was right once about market mortgages and even that almost was right once about market mortgagfor and even that almost was right once about market mortgagfor and

take welcome back to headline is saturday's guardian nick and if believe the old wives tale this is some good for specsavers . is some good for specsavers. yeah a fifth of teenagers watch frequently reassuringly low we all thought it was much much

higher benefits along with them. good news and some are addicted. unfortunately this is a study of a 14 to 18 year old and it is pretty dark. i mean, that teacher said that the impact of violent on pupils is so severe that you have to use training to respond to this large rise in reports of sexual abuse. now, what you wonder is that really from or is it that we're in a sort of post—metoo era where lots of things get classed as sexual abuse and since it's the guardian, i have to ask that question because, you know, i don't which one is, but don't know which one it is, but not minimise the threat of, not to minimise the threat of, if you want call it that, if you want to call it that, because of course, it's a terrible thing that kids watching this and i'm yeah watching this stuff and i'm yeah i yeah if they're saying i think yeah if they're saying we saw number of students we saw a number of students reporting assault start we saw a number of students re|increase assault start we saw a number of students re|increase 7 assault start we saw a number of students re|increase 7 to assault start we saw a number of students re|increase 7 to 8 ssault start we saw a number of students re|increase 7 to 8 years start we saw a number of students re|increase 7 to 8 years agot to increase 7 to 8 years ago again is it just the increasingly wide definition of sexual i'm not sexual assault or is it? i'm not saying . great for teenagers to saying. great for teenagers to be and addicted to be watching and addicted to though. i mean, it's though. yeah, but i mean, it's good to see like one in five those with a had access to the internet when i was a teenager it would been five in five.

it would have been five in five. so i don't know what's going on there, having an this there, but it's having an this access is having an impact. access to is having an impact. young having more sex young women are having more sex and feel comfortable and they really feel comfortable with them feel with stakes that makes them feel feel and doing things purely for the man's pleasure. but there's probably downsides as probably some downsides as well that haven't seen. but these that i haven't seen. but these can can give young people unrealistic expect about you know about sex and life all the rest of it. so i think they can expect somebody is going to turn up to fix the machine when will know you're going to get a card through the door and you're going to have to use that to bnng going to have to use that to bring off. i thought you were building to a serious point. that was good joke because it was two jokes in a row that i thought is a serious thing now that nowadays come from again, you people have you know, people have been saying, since the dawn saying, you know, since the dawn of time. a bit like, you know, whatever, whoever a rogue, whoever were in, whoever the green party were in, the like, oh, we've the caves were like, oh, we've got these caves got to these these caves etchings the because etchings off the wall because they're corrupting the children's it's like has

children's minds. it's like has been you know, this demon for been, you know, this demon for forever, but it is all so out of control and corrupting the children's as children's minds. is that as well there's other stuff well i think there's other stuff that's corrupting the children's by, most of stuff that's in by, most of the stuff that's in the they're all like, by, most of the stuff that's in the we they're all like, by, most of the stuff that's in the we must they're all like, by, most of the stuff that's in the we must haver're all like, by, most of the stuff that's in the we must have these. like, by, most of the stuff that's in the we must have these workshop oh, we must have these workshop for drag queens, you know, show children testicles. and children their testicles. and it's don't, we it's like, no, we don't, we don't that. and that sort don't need that. and that sort of people of thing. when people watch, they fake and they they know it's fake and they know it's something that's naughty and just purely to titillate that titillate what the stuff that happens schools , in happens in schools, in libraries, know , the naked libraries, you know, the naked family show these these people going and getting naked in front of the kids. and it's like, man, stuff like that because it's being because it's sanctioned by the school , there's more the school, there's more damaging. read damaging. and they read the guardian, it's news guardian, i imagine it's news and not just propaganda. and then they get confused. is getting though, because getting worse, though, because i remember roughly the same remember we're roughly the same age, you know, you're technically younger, a lot younger. otherwise, younger. but to say otherwise, younger. but to say otherwise, you bring out thank you. but when growing up, when we were all growing up, stepmom's bad guys in stepmom's were the bad guys in disney and somehow they're disney films and somehow they're now clip i seem to find. now every clip i seem to find. why? why would you read that?

you those clips are so you know, those clips are so targeted your previous targeted on your previous history. wholesome history. the really wholesome how does make money? never paid since it became available in the internet. i haven't paid a penny. you look at it on the andrew tate side of the equation . yeah you did use the phrase from since the dawn time, which is one of his favourites. anyway, let's on or we will get sued saturdays. male leo good news for single men because . the news for single men because. the dating pool is about to get that little smaller, so britain's criminals who are facing a whole life's sentences will be banned from . marrying thanks to new from. marrying thanks to new legislation . and this is after legislation. and this is after news that millie murder levi bellfield had planned to marry a regular female visitor. the prison is in in durham and that prompted understandably i just don't understand why why women want marry these terrible men are through themselves ted bundy was the same as soon as as soon was the same as 500“ as as 500“ as a was the same as soon as as soon as a man's a serial or something it's a good guy. yeah. all that stuff. she was introduced bill

field through pr sutcliffe. you think if somebody going to think if somebody is going to run agency, that you're run a dna agency, that you're not surely. peter not going to, surely. peter sutcliffe yes, she says he's not a monster. he a bad i mean a monster. he a bad past, i mean bad past . a monster. he a bad past, i mean bad past. he's pretty much he's lower made mistakes, he's committed possible committed the worst possible crime can possibly , possibly crime you can possibly, possibly do. yeah i mean, i agree with this legislation . don't think this legislation. don't think this legislation. don't think this is restricting freedoms. and i'm guessing he if he was into late match making his dating app which be called ripper without the ages they ripper but without the ages they are he day are the ripper he had the day when peter sutcliffe is your best man you're in trouble. that's what saying. but leo that's what i'm saying. but leo that this could all be solved by and i hate to sound like a reactionary, you me, reactionary, steve, you know me, but death solves all but death penalty solves all these i was thinking, these problems. i was thinking, you a blanket you know, not not a blanket death penalty anything, but death penalty for anything, but i mean if it's a clearly proven, proven , proven, just the ones proven, proven, just the ones who want to get married. that's it as well. yeah. death penalty for the murderers. want to get married? get rid of that. and it would mean if they wanted to get married, if that to the married, if that led to the death penalty, then that solves

that problem. you're yeah, i yeah, oh them get yeah, yeah. oh let them get married that they suffer too. married so that they suffer too. i'm about that chestnut i'm about that old chestnut bean i'm about that old chestnut bear. case she's watching bear. not in case she's watching today's times. nick bad news for one of the uk's best exports louts. i this one very personally so this is not because i love i hasten to add but because brits are too for lands. right. and that's why we used to as kids i mean honestly that's last i was happy was that's last time i was happy was a child in lanzarote. it was such a beautiful there was this guy called hilario fall guy called hilario estas fall asleep on peak and you the asleep on the peak and you the peak and it's kind of it's like volcanic rock. it's like they have grass have it everywhere, like grass for had money, but for them. but he had money, but he's and every night he's asleep out. and every night i thought i was an amazing lifestyle. point that that lifestyle. my point is that that boy want they less uk boy they want they want less uk people because they people to come because they claim as classy as jim claim we're not as classy as jim what so i think we boycott what so now i think we boycott lanzarote mean it was lanzarote forever. i mean it was the only place i liked. now i'd never go there again. yeah. and this i from lanzarote. this is i mean from lanzarote. i mean on. you're not, you're mean come on. you're not, you're not not, you not monaco. you're not, you know, this you know, know, andorra. this you know, you're just a you're the sort of

place you get what you get for going holiday and. no that's why you're called full is it you're you're called full is it you're you're sort of place where you're the sort of place where grotty people go on and grotty british people go on and that's why you think brits are grotty. is there any other kind. well i mean any british person on immediately ties the on holiday immediately ties the handkerchief head, handkerchief in their head, gives string vest guilt gives the string vest on, guilt goes bright red and throws a plastic the phone plastic chair in the tone. phone when drunk. that's when they're drunk. yeah, that's classy. of those do classy. but some of those do that and a nice, quite good handkerchief. when handkerchief. it was better when there fewer people handkerchief. it was better when there travellingfewer people handkerchief. it was better when there travelling in ver people handkerchief. it was better when there travelling in general, .e handkerchief. it was better when there travelling in general, but i still can't condone this programme. and propaganda next. leo we are on to the story leo and we are on to the story of woman who married herself fittingly in the independent. so this internet influencer which means no real job and she married herself and she's considered divorce. after 24 hours in her own company. so i mean , i don't know. i think mean, i don't know. i think i did the same with the with an internet influencer. so she's a 25 year old, has over 500,000 followers on twitter and instagram and she bought a wedding dress big ticket to celebrate the day and try and

generate some spurious generate some sort of spurious to engage and get clicks and likes. and now she's saying she's divorcing herself to get clicks legs and at work because the press release she's saying i got printed up and then dependent with barely any changes always women changes it's also always women married themselves these married themselves in these stories. been stories. there's never been a bloke wants to have a day that's not about him. yeah. why would you that? stag maybe but you do that? stag do, maybe but the of wearing an the idea of wearing an uncomfortable suit and having make no. yeah. and make a speech is no. yeah. and there's questions there's a of questions unanswered. she get half unanswered. will she get half money, for example? it's not answered i marriage answered here. i mean, marriage is collapsing. steve, this is the these on the proof of all these men on the proof of all these men on the internet, on generally called on that and called incels and on that and they're can we they're saying, look, how can we really women when the divorce rate is so high and most ownership by women the divorce now steve the next marriage now steve it's the next marriage is making strong point is over making a strong point that today's male and the that today's male nick and the british association british dynastic association has tried eat our words tried to get us to eat our words . this is an annoying one. don't phrase is pig like pig out eating like a horse and down your dinner because it makes obese people like animals. apparently according to the centre of obesity research . and

centre of obesity research. and they don't even want to us use terms morbidly obese, which terms like morbidly obese, which is sort of term that probably saves lives. it's the usual nonsense positivity. saves lives. it's the usual non don't positivity. saves lives. it's the usual non don't have positivity. saves lives. it's the usual non don't have any positivity. saves lives. it's the usual non don't have any other;itivity. saves lives. it's the usual nondon't have any other similar we don't have any other similar things. should be supportive things. we should be supportive of people. don't have to of people. we don't have to celebrate things that are unhealthy. is where unhealthy. but this is where we've gone totally wrong in our culture. we don't believe. anything and anything is good and bad and also i bad for the pigs and also i feel bad for the pigs and horses because horses and wolves because they're than most of they're much better than most of they're much better than most of the people in the body positivity movement. so why should is it insulting should a pig why is it insulting to be compared to pig? pigs to be compared to a pig? pigs are famous yeah, are intelligent, famous yeah, the should insulted the pigs should be insulted to. be compared white be compared to some white person. fat activists person. yeah these fat activists standing for, you know, standing up for, you know, don't, cause it's gotta don't, don't. cause it's gotta be being a fat activist, be tough being a fat activist, by the way, because if you get too active, you might being too active, you might stop being fat. this this. she fat. yeah, yeah. this this. she said, it's a woman. said, i'm assuming it's a woman. it's bloke, is it? she it's never a bloke, is it? she says people who are living with obesity are made to feel gluttonous, is gluttonous, which is discriminatory. is discriminatory. obesity is a long progressive condition long term progressive condition with biological and with the genetic biological and social . now, it's not social causes. now, it's not because there are all others, all these causes. this it wasn't

around years then how around 50 years ago. then how come how can develop come is genetic. how can develop these genes so you don't have any condition? you got an override of pr that's the that's your problem put in place and you'll overactive cheering the risk of ruining what would have been a climax to this what happens if you've got a genetic predisposition life, if you will? more likely gain weight, but you will living during a time of famine? no fat, time of famine? no one's fat, but you still have a genetic trait, right? so like, why you fat? 50 years ago, you see pictures of the same. you see a viable diet was because we actually food came actually had food that came farms, from factories, farm s, fewer from factories, whereas food farms, fewer from factories, whereas food is whereas most food is carbohydrate laden factory starch not eat , not going to starch do not eat, not going to eat it also if you don't to be called an animal. you what, called an animal. you know what, separates animals, separates humans from animals, willpower, self, self—determination like delete these these are the sort things that, you know, a pig can't do but a human can do. so exercise some willpower. a dog can do it as well sometimes because they leave and do . yeah, well, leave and they do. yeah, well, coming up. how fashion shows our economic woes why you shouldn't

leave your work for a quick coffee and joe rogan his own can cancel culture comedy club. we'll see you .

soon welcome back to headliners saturday's mile. now, leo, in economic news, warning skirts may go up as well as down. so there's this thing called the hemline index, which was first dreamed up in the 1920s when i guess people wore long skirts unless there was economic catastrophe. it says this suggests when the economy is struggling, women's skirts get longer. can't really see any longer. i can't really see any cause for that. if anything , cause for that. if anything, they'd get shorter because you're you need fabric and you're you need fabric and you're more likely to be working as a prostitute. but a penalty is true at the moment. hemlines are getting longer in the world of fashion and economic. times

are getting and the article goes for on quite a long time talking about skirts and i didn't really think this an area of expertise for you. yeah well i'm layman steve in the area of evolutionary psychology but it would me in times of would seem to me in times of economic hardship a woman would go of way , attract a go out of her way, attract a mate with resources thus she would perhaps wear a shorter , would perhaps wear a shorter, more chance of getting married. a or any guy . why would a rich guy or any guy. why would you wear a longer skirt in times economic maybe economic hardship, maybe men are more to women long more attracted to women in long skirts. whoopee. that's a wife. could that. oh, a wife could be that. oh, is a wife material interesting. interesting. yeah . i interesting. third wife yeah. i think what we're watching here is when you guess science. yeah i said leave it up to you. i put a caveat the you can't touch me on this thing is guessing science is like there's nothing in the longer skirts but consider a similar prosperity due the cost of fabric due to the cost of fabric post—war . so like look how post—war. so just like look how much i've got i'm much fabric i've got guys i'm staying so it's i don't staying loaded so it's i don't know. yeah. i wonder if a thing about cost of raises in there as well expensive but in well they're expensive but in shaving legs i guess if you

don't shave have a long don't shave legs, have a long skirt. it's. a one off skirt. yeah it's. a one off cost. but is paid dividends cost. but it is paid dividends for me and you turn the for me and you can turn the heating well cause heating down as well cause you've here your so you've got here your legs. so maybe when get science maybe when you get science sometimes pay sats sometimes it does pay off sats express driver express. here's one bus driver that wouldn't say thank you that you wouldn't say thank you to on your way off the bus. yeah, this bus driver, it's either i either sympathise with them it's the decline them all think it's the decline of country i can't decide. of the country i can't decide. so a must have. he so this is a must have. he was sacked leaving passengers on sacked for leaving passengers on board. grab a coffee board. he could grab a coffee and bus and know you know, what bus lines like. they take that lines are like. they take that break with the whole queue just waiting them and it takes waiting for them and it takes an iron. will just have iron. will they just have a break the whole queue break with the whole queue staring them? when's the bus staring at them? when's the bus going this is in london going to stop? this is in london and they just off and say, and they just turn off and say, that it. that takes an iron that was it. that takes an iron will enjoy a break about will to enjoy a break with about 50 hating. but this is 50 people hating. but this is this a bit this guy this one a bit further this guy because just went off left the engine running, went off and had a then they got him, said, a break then they got him, said, why the bus late? then he why is the bus late? then he you're then you're bullying me and then i said, self suspended said, well you self suspended said, well you self suspended said, no, no, you're bullying me causing and i'm, i'm

causing me stress and i'm, i'm leaving. i'm leaving leaving. if i'm leaving because of into a kind of of that. so got into a kind of like workplace, you this is like workplace, you know this is the now people finding the country now people finding ways not work but i sympathise a little because bus driver little bit because bus driver looks hard and you know looks quite hard and you know you short but then again you had a short but then again he does like a bit of a chance he does like a bit of a chance he got in a lot of trouble since the i don't know. what do the start. i don't know. what do you leah well, then, you think, leah well, then, i mean, if gets fired, this is mean, if he gets fired, this is the thing where you could the sort thing where you could he's governor of bank of he's not governor of the bank of england if you know, as if they say, it's not say, oh, you're fired, it's not going like, oh no, well, going to be like, oh no, well, i'm going to do no like driver trevor milk flow you know. trevor milk flow or you know. yeah up working in coffee. yeah end up working in a coffee. i be happier. then i think he'd be happier. then take his break on a bus. very good. but saturday is express leo cancel leo and there's an anti cancel culture club so is gary lineker playing there possibly so joe rogan cancel rogan has opened anti cancel culture comedy club saying you can't me his own club. so i can't fire me his own club. so i don't know if people know this, but comedy is quite woke. no, i know that. so there's a word that gets, you know, the of that gets, you know, the use of goes laughter. really what goes laughter. but really what it everybody to it means is everybody has to adhere to these opinions. and if

you strip or question them you strip them or question them as , do you get as a comedian, do you get cancelled at too? nick it's happened to me to a lesser extent because i'm a funnier life. but but so joe rogan has this anti cancel culture club called comedy mothership sounds a lot like comedy unleashed so there's an anti council culture comedy club in the uk and leeds you buy tickets to me dude hate and live there improvised hatred or anything april the 26th but that wouldn't even get on the bbc just the corner from the cinema to just counter leo's point. you think the most edgy guy would be the one more cancel? just anyway, it doesn't matter. all you were matter. we all knew you were satirising most part satirising for the most part way, but i'm not feeling very well. basically he's. leo's right. like right. this is a lot like commonalities. and people say, oh, stupid. they oh, rogen with his stupid. they always mock things comedy always mock things like comedy and. this, and. i'm sure don't want this, but of course you do end up with the needles. it's sad because you with fractured you end up with a fractured culture you just have culture where you just have people laughing people in this corner laughing at wokeist is

at that and then the wokeist is oven at that and then the wokeist is over. there is a pee we can't come together, but this is the way it is. so you do wonder how far it will go. will rogen have on benjamin, sort on owen? benjamin, who sort of went the woods and went to live in the woods and dedicate hours of livestreams to attacking know, attacking joe rogan. you know, how how cancel? can you and still get on rogan's club you i mean it like because you mean is it like because you could with the could be so cancelling with the comedy of our kelly comedy equivalent of our kelly be allowed to play at a club. probably not yes because a criminal because most comedians the our the comedy equivalent of our brothers of a comedy brothers i can think of a comedy example i to go yeah so example i want to go yeah so want is independent want to saturday is independent nick turns one this nick and my son turns one this week means this new week which means this new stories months too late to stories 12 months too late to help yeah so seth rogen claims having children him having no children made him successful. and a clip successful. and there's a clip going i happened to watch going on and i happened to watch it were calling it today. people were calling him of chelsea handler him the man of chelsea handler because chelsea handler had because chelsea handlerjust had that my life's that clip about, hey, my life's so without seth so great without kids. now, seth rogen, actor, is rogen, the famous actor, is having opinion and having the similar opinion and it all comes down to quite selfish reasons, he says. here we to do whatever we want. we're in the prime our lives. we're smarter than we'd ever been. which for seth rogen, still

means not that smart because he comes lots of rubbish comes out with lots of rubbish opinions, but he's saying, look, it's great. i've my friends, i've it's great. i've my friends, pve and it's great. i've my friends, i've and sort of i'm very i've kids and i sort of i'm very clear on don't have clear on this. i don't have kids, never will, but kids, probably never will, but i totally believe in the family and think everyone else should. i've not managed i've just not managed it, but i don't, you know, have kids. is there yeah. there's there something yeah. there's something but something wrong with me, but it's medical. truly my. it's not medical. it's truly my. but i'm not on these people like this is cope. it's called cope. now the inside. it's people like seth rogen and tell us how they're i'm great. and they're oh, i'm so great. and how many kids so called i hate people because i'm so i know just it. yeah you should just stop it. yeah you should have the birth rates have and also the birth rates you need to have kids as well so yeah, i don't but i'm not saying it's good thing that's it's a good thing that's a difference. wrong. difference. brokenness is wrong. yeah know. he yeah also, he doesn't know. he says not having kids and says i'm not having kids and it's i can do all it's great because i can do all this he doesn't have this stuff. he doesn't have kids. i've got i've got a daughter. i never thought i'd kids then an amazing woman kids and then an amazing woman and to have kids and we decided to have kids maybe as as we did, but maybe not as soon as we did, but you know, we've got this this baby it's the most newborn. baby and it's the most newborn. you've you know is

you've got a baby. you know is the i never experienced the most. i never experienced the most. i never experienced the joy like it. and it's the pure joy like it. and it's this like fun and it's so this really like fun and it's so much you know, i can much fun. and, you know, i can do exactly what i want because all i do is, like, play with her and to her laugh. you've and listen to her laugh. you've never another human never cared about. another human being do better being still, they do get better as you definitely as well. you definitely shouldn't have. i also didn't. i'd ever to have kids. and i'd ever want to have kids. and then you get to an age where i just thought okay and now because these about a week because these until about a week ago, as much being ago, it wasn't as much as being good at interacting. i could build the building and just build the building and he just knocked them down. that's knocked them down. and that's all for months. and now all we did for months. and now he actually couple of he can actually like couple of days could stack and days ago he could stack two and a days later he stuck in a few days later he stuck in about and i knock them about four. and so i knock them down see how likes and down and see how he likes and it's the only way they learn. but he's almost walking every thing go, that's thing he does. you go, that's kind of braille. so you you kind of braille. so you get you should one. i think should get one. yeah, i think i'm off the internet, madonna did some that. just did some of that. i'm just i'm just too busy, steve. unfortunately taken on unfortunately but i've taken on board i'll what i can board and i'll do what i can by next. well, open up an next. well, we can open up an appeal like to, father. appeal if you'd like to, father. child? of with child? no. mother of child with well this shows well on the way. this shows daily over. so let's take

another look at front pages another look at the front pages from daily mail from saturday the daily mail mutiny lineker red card mutiny at over lineker red card telegraph over telegraph bbc faces revolt over lineker guardian lineker is suspended bbc over social suspended from bbc over social row express reaches £478 million deali row express reaches £478 million deal i said we would stop boats the times mutiny of the day get star support and finally the daily star, the gone to vr and those were your front pages . those were your front pages. that's all we've got time for. thank you to my guest, leo kearse and nick dixon. tune in tomorrow and we'll have leia will with josh will be returning with josh howie. remember , you are howie. now, remember, you are watching the repeat. then watching the 5 am. repeat. then stay for the breakfast show. just the break. enjoy the rest of your evening. thanks very for going through the newspapers of saturday and we will return tomorrow 11. more of the same .

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