welcome back. i'm howard armstrong in the gb news from talks between gary lineker and the bbc are moving in the right following a second day of disrupted coverage. the broadcaster there are hopes of a resolution soon but not all issues are fully resolved at this stage . football coverage on this stage. football coverage on tv and radio has hit across the weekend as pundits walked in solidarity with lineker . he was solidarity with lineker. he was taken off the air for criticising government's asylum plans . sunday's edition of match plans. sunday's edition of match of the day ran for just 15 minutes without commentary or analysis. former bbc executive roger bolton says the controversy diverting attention away from real issue. it's this argument about what is

impartiality and who must be impartiality and who must be impartial . impartiality and who must be impartial. that impartiality and who must be impartial . that is a wider impartial. that is a wider question across . the other thing question across. the other thing happening here is the political, particularly the government governing . see, this is governing. see, this is a wonderful opportunity in the culture wars to create trouble and, divert attention from the fundamental issue here, which is illegal immigration, which is difficult to deal . the prime difficult to deal. the prime minister is due to arrive in california ahead of unveiling plans supply australia with nuclear power submarines. rishi sunak will meet his australian counterpart anthony albanese and, the us president joe biden to flesh out a major defence deal as part of the 2021 august pact.7 sunak is expected to unveil a new view of defence and foreign policy as which will set out the uk's approach to threats from moscow and the growing from china . at least 200 tech and china. at least 200 tech and science companies in the uk are in danger of being affected by the collapse of silicon valley

bank. that's according to data from bbc. the industry body representing venture capital investors. now the lenders uk subsidiary goes into insolvency this evening. bank of london and oak norfolk bank are among several parties exploring buying the company's british operations. the chancellor, jeremy hunt , says the government jeremy hunt, says the government is working at pace on a plan to prevent affected businesses from going bust . the health has going bust. the health has criticised junior doctors for failing to call off this week's strike. writing in the telegraph, steve barclay described the 72 hour walkout as disappointing. members of the british medical association england will launch a three day strike on monday . the england will launch a three day strike on monday. the union england will launch a three day strike on monday . the union says strike on monday. the union says junior doctors have suffered a 26% real terms cut to their pay since 2009 . and hollywood stars since 2009. and hollywood stars have begun arriving ahead of the oscars gets under way shortly. in california, it will face

stiff competition that is the fave brit, which is everything everywhere all at once. stiff competition from . the banshees competition from. the banshees of inisherin, which has a record nine nominations for an irish film and. also all quiet on the western front bill nighy is up for best actor . andrea for best actor. andrea riseborough is for best actress in her role in the movie too. leslie and it all gets underway at about midnight. this is gb news. now it's time for headliners . headliners. hello, i'm leo kearse sum. welcome to headliners. your first look at monday's top news . joining me monday's top news. joining me tonight are two of the best comedians from either side of the atlantic. we've got london's jewish heavy and louis schaefer all the way from new york . all the way from new york. before we get stuck into the rest of the stories, we have you to in the papers, as media left

ego for a man . this is in the ego for a man. this is in the daily star basic . go and kick daily star basic. go and kick over a little girls . why why did over a little girls. why why did he do that? did he have a reason? was it just really rubbish. it just a bad celebrity. i don't. we have a photo if we could see it. but it was not good. look, but what was funny was it was caught on like one of those cameras, right. which have, you know, the front doorbell, all the so some doorbell, all the rain. so some guy yeah, there is guy like yeah, there is literally stopped car literally grover stopped the car and then got out to kick over the snowman. now don't know if there's any proof that he . it there's any proof that he. it was made by a little girl. yeah but. well, the generally made by by adults, maybe it just wants to meet, so maybe it just wants job with one of our walk institutions that pulls down statues. and he's showing there's a little audition for that. yeah, he's going to that. yeah. yeah, he's going to send well, to be send the video. well, to be fair, start mammals white. fair, they start mammals white. the truth is, it didn't look like much of a snowman it's like a blob of snow. all right. well they have any eyes? they visit

irritation. they sees a critic tonight. lewis, what? you seen this funny? well, wouldn't say this funny? well, i wouldn't say it's just one of those things that's just so ridiculous. it's in was in an in the telegraph. it was in an article about how britain is the fast food capital of europe, which we know that right . and which we know that right. and it's the mental health it's driving the mental health crisis. and some woman who's a psychologist, some woman , some psychologist, some woman, some woman because she's an idiot, she's basically say she's basically saying if you want to have increased brain health, eat sugars , eat, eat raisins, sugars, eat, eat raisins, cranberries , apples, oats . and cranberries, apples, oats. and she goes on and on about the stuff that that lewis knows is wrong. so food is making people unhappy. wrong. so food is making people unhappy . is wrong. so food is making people unhappy. is that with the article saying and she's saying eat healthy food. but you're it's not it's not healthy. no saying that she's saying junk junk food is bad, but she's also saying food that we consider to be healthy. food is good. oh, it's good. cranberries you pull. it isn't the strange diet where you only meat. yeah. yeah i

didn't say that. did i say that you? don't have to eat these things. just eat plant. you know, i feel like in the beginning of a rom com it's like you've got mail right and we've got lewis here with his meat . got lewis here with his meat. then he's going to up he's to meet this woman this daft who with her with her vegetables and things like that and it's going to be kismet . it's kismet things like that and it's going to be kismet. it's kismet or she's going to on the lips. anyway, let's have a look at monday's front pages . the daily monday's front pages. the daily mail have will bbc do a deal today to end the tv, stand off talking about the furore over gary lineker. they're the telegraph is the same story. lineker to return as bbc bosses back down the guardian has bbc bosses in race to end lineker stand off and avoid rebellion. this one has the same story with slightly different words. lineker, back in the books the times are you getting bored this yet? bbc bosses seek to get lineker and finally the daily star receives this with something different. school

halls hit white easter and those are your front pages . let's have are your front pages. let's have are your front pages. let's have a closer look at those front . we a closer look at those front. we begin with the telegraph. josh so, yeah. lineker is set to return bbc bosses back down. i don't know if i'm allowed to reveal this yet, but i don't know if this story is true because i've heard that lineker is coming to gb news. he could tweet whatever he wants. yeah, except for doctor matthew sweet. get angry with him. is he taking a pay get angry with him. is he taking a pay cut ? no, no, he's going to a pay cut? no, no, he's going to get you always go along get more. you always go along with it. but it's worth it because he's a wonderful broadcaster. here he this broadcaster. so here he is. this is a of him i like how is a picture of him i like how all the newspapers have come with expressions. with different expressions. they've same coming they've got the same him coming out but they've out of his house, but they've all gone. so telegraph have all gone. so the telegraph have gone very sort of gone with a very sort of determined, i'm going to bring down the tory government look, he's with him . i he's got his dog with him. i believe dog is not a british

believe the dog is not a british dog. i believe it's a immigrant dog. i believe it's a immigrant dog . a legal, legal immigrant. i dog. a legal, legal immigrant. i believe i don't. if you've got that. that was a joke, right? i because the actual story is, oh , he's going to go i'm going to be like, whatever he's he's good at dogs . no, be like, whatever he's he's good at dogs. no, this is really a news story. but what do you of course, is it this really one of the one of our long one of our most powerful and, longest standing institutions, the bbc of the day when we talk about we talk about him possibly bringing we could possibly bring and maybe he's is bring it down b.c it's bringing me down. yeah. is it's bringing me down. yeah. is it . i'm quite sure it's bringing me down. yeah. is it. i'm quite sure i'm just don't by the fact the bbc could be coming down. i mean louis don't you want to see an end to to the, bbc. no more, no more licence fee. but i'm a visitor, this country. and if you guys want to have an institution like the if want to pay for the bbc, if you want to pay for censorship if want to pay censorship if you want to pay for owned media, that's for state owned media, that's the british i

the best british persons. i don't think it's a good because i'm an american we hopefully don't think it's a good because i'm aournerican we hopefully don't think it's a good because i'm aour choice| we hopefully don't think it's a good because i'm aour choice you've'e hopefully don't think it's a good because i'm aour choice you've got)pefully don't think it's a good because i'm aour choice you've got aefully have our choice you've got a free market and we actually have free market and we actually have free market and we actually have free market here. we've got so many services you can you free market here. we've got so marchoose:es you can you free market here. we've got so marchoose you you can you free market here. we've got so marchoose you canyou can you free market here. we've got so marchoose you can choose you free market here. we've got so marchoose you can choose to u can choose you can choose to watch gb news. if you want watch gb news. yeah. if you want you can choose to watch sky or something. but the differences between and america in between here and america in america government america the government has to pay america the government has to pay private to light pay private business to light the whereas here i think the people. whereas here i think we do enough of that here as well. i do but you don't. you do. you haven't you do it. it seems anachronistic and non deliver force to deliver and to force people to pay deliver and to force people to pay something they pay for something that they could year without even could go all year without even even mean think even watching. mean do you think this could down the bbc this could bring down the bbc job? oh, i don't think it's going to bring down the bbc at all. the story has gone all. i think the story has gone on, just the personal thing on, on just the personal thing for me is jus again being caught in the used both sides. yeah in the used by both sides. yeah you the is great. it's you got the left is great. it's been interesting to see been really interesting to see the corbyn who hated the corbyn who have hated america past for america in the past for basically dissing corbyn. but hate jews more so now up to that now they're old team lineker because he's because he's referee . yeah and then go to

referee. yeah and then go to minimise the impact of germany. yeah then you've got the right who are just like. yeah. bring down the bbc. don't know if down the bbc. i don't know if you know of those people. so are offended by them as well. yes comparing them the tory party comparing them to the tory party was pretty left party considering everybody seems to think they're far. i mean, i would just like him to read a history book. yeah. and then go back to talking. he just said didn't . he did it's the didn't he. he did say it's the equivalent killing people. he equivalent of killing people. he just the attitude of the just said the attitude of the british, the language , the british, the language, the language you like. but it's that i know, but it wasn't the language of because germans came coming into power in 1933 early thirties wasn't about keeping people out like, you know, keeping the jews coming in. it was about that we know that jewish from one dream. i know it. he doesn't he doesn't know it. he doesn't he doesn't know it. everybody that this thing is not like the. the point is they should everybody should be allowed to make compare races, no matter how ridiculous those compiled it was a ridiculous

comparison . yeah it was. it was comparison. yeah it was. it was a ridiculous. it was ridiculous . i wanted to lose his job. yes, that's something else . but he that's something else. but he came off ridiculous number one. well, he's not going to lose his job anyway. and number two, he did. but two, the fact is there are a billion bbc employees and are a billion bbc employees and a billion of them are told they can allowed to. can they're not allowed to. i think are a billion that think there are a billion that went roughly, but went off roughly, roughly. but here a very here is here is a very interesting point i that interesting point. i hope that evasion is , is that the bbc , evasion is, is that the bbc, left or right, whatever belief system is, they don't left. they don't want people . they don't don't want people. they don't want them . they don't want the want them. they don't want the employees to tweet. so they can go on record as being either left or right because it might embarrass press the bbc when it gets out . and that's what this gets out. and that's what this is all about. they're basically that gary lineker which you keep it and they're saying it down and they're saying they're apparently gary they're saying apparently gary lineker to keep lineker is going to have to keep it down on social media is going to watch what it tweets. to have to watch what it tweets. am about that? what is am i right about that? what is the. i think you're right.

the. yeah, i think you're right. that the guardian got in the that was the guardian got in the front guardian. the front list. the guardian. the guardian of him with guardian has more of him with his his. it's actually a his with his. it's actually a quite expensive i think quite an expensive i think i don't much about and don't know much about dogs and he in the countryside he lives out in the countryside with he would do with trees and it's guardian's but it's it's the guardian's but it's about the prime minister about that the prime minister upgrades heat his upgrades power grids he heat his pool he's got to he's got a country up in the north of england where there some very rich people which is always a surprise to me because. well, because quite dumpy to because it looks quite dumpy to me go. but it's me whenever i go. but it's a socialist policy . it's his socialist policy. it's his constituency. that's why he lives up. it's his constituency choosing. but you didn't have to buy huge that needed buy a huge that needed electricity in. and he's got electricity put in. and he's got a swimming and a tennis a swimming pool and a tennis court got everything court has got everything that's using amounts using massive amounts of electricity which which is not a alison, i don't believe in climate change, but this is not the right time to be using for other reasons, which you know. well i think there's a lot of positives to the story. the first of all, it's i'm really happy to find out that north yorkshire has an electricity grid . so that was educational,

grid. so that was educational, but there are some elements to it are a little bit down in the local swimming pools actually being cut because it's so expensive the right . expensive at the moment right. so to close their so they're having to close their hours to heat that but we'll see he's gone so i'm just thinking maybe sunak might want to maybe rishi sunak might want to open pool pool open his pool to the pool because that's gary lineker would do i'm pretty sure gary lineker would not do that of he would know i mean i find his tweets and gary lineker tweeting was it was part of it is to prove that he's a freelancer and he abide bbc rules. he doesn't abide by bbc rules. so then he doesn't have to pay as much tax those those by his lawyer and poor but anyway lawyer and this poor but anyway will from point of will get away from the point of that incredible move that this is an incredible move by prime minister and by the prime minister and there's one guy who's not going to aboutis there's one guy who's not going to about is the to worry about is the electricity coming through electricity bill coming through the door. if the coming through the door. if somebody half somebody is worth half £1,000,000,000 and his £1,000,000,000 like him and his family mean, not family are. but i mean, it's not worth rebuild the worth them to rebuild the national just to your national grid just to heat your own swimming and own private swimming pool. and that and then the cost of living crisis , a pretty hearty crisis, a pretty plus hearty one. warm swim he doesn't one. so warm swim he doesn't want cold then there

want to cold but also then there actually that could actually something that could finally this out lineker finally this out gary lineker i think the front pages think off the front pages because when he planning because when he got planning permission year or 2021 councillors were told that the building was to be like a it would look like a converted agricultural building . yeah. agricultural building. yeah. logan's stone and whatnot. logan's local stone and whatnot. anyway, one councillor has said this is noon. it doesn't look an agricultural building to me it looks like a rather large bungalow . so let's get on story bungalow. so let's get on story everybody . another scandal, everybody. another scandal, anyway, was in the front of the times. josh of gary lineker. hello again. what else have they got because something out of five. oh yeah well just i'm so transfixed by him and m15 will help firms fend off chinese and russian spies . so this is on fly russian spies. so this is on fly over to america. rishi sunak because he they've got really warm swimming pools over there. he wants to go and check them out. and on the plane, it seems like really hassling him. like was really hassling him. all journalists well, all the journalists like. well, what really think of what do you really think of

china was trying to be china and he was trying to be like he was like you. yeah. no, i don't want to say, you know, then basically essentially then he basically essentially said of the said china is like one of the biggest, important biggest, most important economies and we economies the world and we pretty stupid to they pretty stupid to say that they are a threat. so he doesn't call them a threat. he says the challenge that they pose, he wouldn't repeat threat. that's how it. i mean, how he got away with it. i mean, gary lineker would said gary lineker would have said china's yeah, we right china's a threat. yeah, we right away was bluffing away because he was bluffing immigrants country. he immigrants into this country. he would have lineker would have said it was a if china would blocking immigrants. yeah well yeahi blocking immigrants. yeah well yeah i mean but it's i mean it's true. china is a threat to this sort of established world order . and they've been they've been sort of toying with with the west. they've been do military incursions taiwan , which is incursions into taiwan, which is where we get a lot of our microchips they've been sending balloons america, big balloons over america, big balloons over america, big balloons . thank you, leo, for balloons. thank you, leo, for explaining how james is really going to get a big stick, a pin on it. do you think, lewis, he might get a big stick to remind the that britain is the americans that britain is around needs help. mean around and needs help. i mean

what bring a walking what what can bring a walking here but please help our economy is one case give us a trade deal is one case give us a trade deal. what can britain do really ? it's a a small island off ? it's a it's a small island off the coast of america. well well, it's still the seventh largest economy in the world. and going down but it also there's the story is that m15 has now got a special department to help actual businesses essentially being being hacked by chinese companies that would steal their intellectual . right. so which is intellectual. right. so which is which store? thank you for finally get to the point, but not one. and finally, we've got on front of the daily star, on the front of the daily star, lewis well, which is always i always get the daily star no. one, don't read this thing, one, i don't read this thing, but to be cold but says it's going to be cold and there's going some and there's going to be some snow in the. and people always forget is is forget that britain is a is a rather island it's the 16th largest island i just made that up and so but it is a very large island and this too. and britain island and this too. and britain is britain. and then there's little britain, which is ireland , basically. i think they usually that anyway. so it's

going to snow i've got no idea what this story is . i'm the what this story is. i'm the islands are going to be cold going to be covering this school houday going to be covering this school holiday basically have you at the i. i just put all my winter stuff away right and back in the loft and now it's like it's all going to have come out. we don't know what the good news is for thugs driving around, looking for very bad yeah your for very bad snowmen. yeah your time's coming again. for very bad snowmen. yeah your time's coming again . anyway, time's coming again. anyway, that's for. part one coming that's it for. part one coming up. we've got elon musk on silicon valley bank . a skinny silicon valley bank. a skinny jab to tackle obesity and a prison where the female guards sleep with inmates. see you in a couple of minutes .

maybe she has . welcome back. the maybe she has. welcome back. the headliners with me, leo are some joined by josh how he and lewis jennifer. yeah anyway continue with the stories we've got the meal and silicon valley bank was

the 16th biggest lender in america until it went bust no musk wants to buy it and turn twitter into a bank, but it's only the thought of getting turned down for a loan in a snark tweet. lewis yeah, yeah . snark tweet. lewis yeah, yeah. he doesn't want to buy it . snark tweet. lewis yeah, yeah. he doesn't want to buy it. he says, i'm open to the idea . what says, i'm open to the idea. what happenedisin says, i'm open to the idea. what happened is in america, banks bust because banks are businesses and some businesses go bust. and there's like an unbelievable in banks and unbelievable faith in banks and they have financial controls to, you know, keep a certain amount of asset liquidity to cover themselves. so, i mean i'm running the bank doesn't usually it doesn't it doesn't happen often instances since the financial crash of 2008 it hasn't really happened much specific problem silicon specific problem with silicon valley that it was valley bank is that it was almost too successful there's so many deposits banks don't many deposits and banks don't make it's the make money from those it's the media from lending are going media from lending are you going to story you know you're to tell a story you know you're going to story . to tell a story you know you're going to story. no, i'm going to tell the story. no, i'm like, okay, you're going to tell the story. don't tell until you're to tell the story. you're going to tell the story. no be bit full no little gap will be bit full history. yeah. what's going to give colourful this is give the colourful this is a very situation it's

very unique situation or it's a different situation which is these banks that failing these banks that are failing have much money because have too much money because there's money there's too much money being pumped these pumped into the system. these start—ups start—ups need start—ups and start—ups need money survive. so they it in money to survive. so they it in the bank just holding on to it and because because because of twice an and eight interest rates have been so that the banks loan them money and make any so they've been buy and they've buying bonds. yeah and because they're buying bonds at 1% interest when things gone up to 4% interest these bonds that their assets are going way down. yeah. and then cryptocurrency happened and everybody's into the bank that's want to take out money out of the bank but the bank doesn't have that much money because it's all invested in. i was going to ask if in. lewis i was going to ask if you have any, if there's any risk, if you have any money in store, death or no, that's just your cash on hand, right? no, that's one of the that's how we pay i'm one of the people that sees as a people that the bank sees as a problem . i really that your why problem. i really that your why they're into . yeah. in they're going into. yeah. in a in a small way yes i've been

visited by my but. yeah. i don't think elon musk mean he think elon musk is i mean he he's probably would like to get a deal after overpaying arguably for but yeah. for twitter. yeah but yeah. putting these two things together, it's like just because they involve the internet somehow. well, amy, the image is fortune with, i believe it was paypal. so he's not he's not averse to the idea to make twitter into his like oh this is on the internet and this is sort of the 80 to the i don't he sees a chance to an asset that's at a fire sale price so that's what it could be because he has that's why that's why they're suggesting he does have money. anyway, moving on to the telegraph and the royal opera house have got diversity than a british ad break but they're still being accused of being too white. anything going to make white. is anything going to make this morning diversity happy josh no the royal opera house accused of whitewashing despite diverse now it's i think it's

nine lead characters are six different countries including singers from south korea, south africa and congo . but the africa and congo. but the british east and southeast asians in theatre and on screen and, they're an acronym is beats , not. yeah yeah. they really they well done beats really that's what they cbc so beat. no that's what they cbc so beat. no that's the other one. but the british east and southeast asian you see see like yeah but beats the british east . oh i got good the british east. oh i got good old beats . so they have complain old beats. so they have complain because two of these nine lead roles were british east asia is in theatre and boo who so they've got incredibly cast. yeah. only two of them were neighbours who have been the i think the specific part like you know diversity. yeah for their part. so you're never going to please everybody imagine it. white people feel i mean you

don't have feelings we're not allowed to our feelings taken into consideration it's but i don't consider myself white is ridiculous to of complain about this stuff i don't if you saw there's a brilliant clip online of a japanese of fiddler on the roof right now i'm not offended that all the cast were japanese starring jeffrey epstein. it's all there as there are all japanese and they're all they translate and they're all sort of playing , but they're all of playing, but they're all japanese. it's very funny , japanese. it's very funny, really interesting to watch, but know watching, oh my god, how dare they cultural appropriation or any of stuff. yeah, that's them doing a play and i'm so happy that they did it. and i say something just to show i don't believe you. well, of you're offended. it involves jews that you're not involved in they didn't ask oh is gay it's respect you keep on telling everybody that everybody knows what of angry jew were what lot of angry jew you were i am jew and i just say that am a jew and i just say that toppled by the way, died this week. the week. we haven't covered the show fiddler the roof very show fiddler on the roof very movie. i didn't like what movie. i didn't like them. what did the japanese

did you like the japanese version? i like it. version? no, i like it. i thought zero. my sexy japanese. you know what? still is fantastic . yeah. zero mostel. so fantastic. yeah. zero mostel. so he's not in it, though it's examples when it's tv, man . i examples when it's tv, man. i was there when it came out. i didn't really like it. maybe it's. maybe it's a good movie. anyway, i don't know how we ended talking about that, but ended up talking about that, but moving got the moving on, we've got the guardian again it seems that guardian again and it seems that some are getting fat some medical are getting fat from lewis well from a skinny jab lewis well this is big news in america and it's going to be big news here because bankrupt the because is going to bankrupt the entire basically entire country basically the company invented this jab company that invented this jab which which turns off kind of a hunger response the activator deactivates insulin i run as a stand of science but it basically helps people lose weight and so everybody new york city according to my friends , city according to my friends, are taking it. everybody. and probably will have some really nasty , nasty side effects and nasty, nasty side effects and they've just found in the guardian, which i have to believe is one of the worst newspapers i'm sorry i shouldn't say that, but i agree you there.

okay. is that is they've done research research that was just printed that says that everybody who spoke out in favour of these jabs, we're all under the pay of everybody. but much every other seven figures it said even cases that are being investigate to breach the pharmaceutical rules around advertising because they paid these medical experts to push to promote the jab see all this jobs amazing without telling people oh by the way well this money i'm getting all this money yeah, but this money from it. yeah, but they're that all they're saying that it's all legal aboveboard , but they legal and aboveboard, but they have paid 21 million. now, that sounds lot of money, but sounds like lot of money, but what they're saying is that actually there's $54 billion they're going to made because they're going to be made because of obesity, and in the of obesity, drugs, and in the next 1500 pounds. yes, for one dollars for one for one month. for one month. 1400. i'm not a cheeseburger. cheaper to just be fat . just be fat. give them fat. just be fat. give them surgery or whatever. yeah. 14 to do a hair transplant. surgery or whatever. yeah. 14 to do a hair transplant . this is do a hair transplant. this is only going to be applicable to i

mean who are the famous people that can can afford this? like, you know, in america. no. to be put the nhs, nhs will be put on the nhs, nhs will be forced to pay for so it isn't going to be bad and it's going to be paid insurance money in to be paid by insurance money in america. me this, america. and let me say this, there's named ken berry. there's a guy named ken berry. dr. ken berry been on this network. on channel. and he network. on this channel. and he he art a youtube he did an art he did a youtube video a year ago saying everybody who supply a lot of who supported this war under the payroll of who did the research using big pharma, a bad surprise . my god. someone tells doctor matthew sweet, but also they've been giving money to the world obesity federation, right? otherwise known as woof. yeah . otherwise known as woof. yeah. i'll a take their conference isn't held and he still did the world who who's that's that's controlled by the world obesity federation is controlled who . federation is controlled who. the world health organisation. oh well it's not it's part or they've given money to it. it's all a little bit of unnecessary

factor anyway. sun no. and male prisoners have been identifying as women to get into women's prisons and have access to women. it turns out they could have gone to this male have just gone to this male prison because the female guards been having with the been having sex with the prisoners. more like the prisoners. so it's more like the playboy a playboy mansion than a punishment crisis uk's jail punishment josh crisis uk's jail . as 18 female guards are fired affairs with inmates. now they're saying , is affairs with inmates. now they're saying, is in a single jail . and i think that's part of jail. and i think that's part of the problem because if they'd if they'd been serving a couple's jail then they wouldn't have had this for like , starsky and this issue for like, starsky and hutch, you know, bonnie and clyde. yeah so it's almost see, these women, there's explicit they found having sex and cells . is that having sex? i'm not like not in cells . i live in like not in cells. i live in box. so it's exchanging intimate phone calls and it's pretty amazing , isn't it? and i wonder amazing, isn't it? and i wonder why if there's a power thing, maybe they are in control. i think women like a bad boy. well

that's putting in a prison. if you're in prison. got in a prison. pretty is pretty. you know, guaranteed. all the men in there boys. all us are there are bad boys. all us are bad.the there are bad boys. all us are bad. the year was bad. the same year there was a prison officer was a woman was jailed , found performing jailed, was found performing a sex act on an inmate in his cell on and that bad and then it goes on and that bad and then it goes on christmas day . then was on christmas day. then i was like that's fair enough like that's kind of fair enough you think of certain days. well i just celebrating birth that's what he would have wanted. that's how did the that's not how we did it in the nativity my school. but nativity play at my school. but you say it's about bad boy and there's a big among the pill community. yeah whether like bad boys debate with black pill boys or debate with black pill people which the women just like really good looking and there's something about guys who in jail who are just really good looking and also the women know where the men are and they they can't they they're not going to be coming home late from the karachi cheat on me. yeah they've the women's good the keys. yeah it's yeah it's the perfect relationship anyway

that's part two in the bag but coming up we've got school is using drag queens to teach 11 year olds about kinky six and seven year olds being told that they can fluid homeschool they can be fluid homeschool your folks i'll see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners we've got the guardian, though, and we're used to stories about profligacy and waste of the pubuc profligacy and waste of the public sector with taxpayer money being thrown around like it's confetti . but it turns out it's confetti. but it turns out to be getting good value for money artists . worse? well, money from artists. worse? well, this is one of those guardians stories that are i don't know what to call it. it's a lie. it's it says artists in the uk pubuc it's it says artists in the uk public sector making far below minimum wage survey finds. public sector making far below minimum wage survey finds . the minimum wage survey finds. the report describes how culture of low fees and exploitation in this research finds median hourly rate at 2.2 to £2.60 an

hourly rate at 2.2 to £2.60 an hour and how they came up with total is they basically ask people how long it took to do a job how much are you paid? divided that but it wasn't like they were paid they were paid £2.60 an hour they put the time that they wanted to put into may. so they're commissioned to a sculpture or something like . a sculpture or something like. and then decided, you know and then they decided, you know instead of knocking it up and in afternoon they decided to spend as i guess it's enjoyable. as art. i guess it's enjoyable. they're because enjoy they're doing because they enjoy it. oh because they can't it. yeah. oh because they can't do anything. sorry because they can't else like me. can't do anything else like me. i don't make, i don't make enough hour the amount enough money per hour the amount of i've got to come in to of time i've got to come in to read these four character stories is a life. when stories is a bit life. when you're a and you're you're a comic and you're driving for 4 hours there to the gig hours. but all the gig for hours. but and all the other when you get when other stuff when you get when you do it's less than minimum wage but you don't do they wage but you don't do that they don't to the figures. oh don't to know the figures. oh okay. well somebody you okay. well if somebody told you if to salisbury or if you drove to, to salisbury or something you could something, you know, you could for a hundred quid off, 200 quid in cash the bar and drive

in cash in the bar and drive back. wouldn't do again . back. you wouldn't do it again. 200 if you if you, if 200 quid. but if you if you, if you get to show some terrible jokes in people's faces, there's suddenly a much more suddenly makes it a much more enthralling prospect i enthralling prospect. but i mean, is i mean, a part of mean, there is i mean, a part of an issue that artists could just get another job. other jobs get another job. and other jobs tend to get more because tend to get paid more because people aren't doing them out of love. doing them love. they're doing them for money. are also, money. yeah artists are also, you leech of the you know, the leech of the pubuc you know, the leech of the public world of art, public sector. the world of art, i dangerous. the arts i think, is dangerous. the arts council now become the main council has now become the main beneficiary , main financial beneficiary, main financial conduh beneficiary, main financial conduit everyone . well, conduit for everyone. well, there's is something there's some there is something that in this that is true, i believe, in this article where it talks it article where it talks about, it pays with the cost cutting pays the with the cost cutting and whatever the heaviest burden these cuts are going to the and as their lowest workers and not to the institution . and so this to the institution. and so this is what we see across all art forms, where those institutions protect themselves. all those people who are running and work in the middle of the day and they count as a work for them and talking about like the pleasance and, all of edinburgh festivals, those people, festivals, all of those people, they're not taking pay. yeah, it's comics whose costs it's all the comics whose costs

going all the people who going up, all the people who run, clubs and by run, all the comedy clubs and by the all the little comedy the way, all the little comedy clubs, these sort of funds during. yeah. any during. lockdown. yeah. did any of go, you know what? i'm of them go, you know what? i'm going i'm going charge you a going to. i'm going charge you a grand you're to my grand because you're to my favourite they actually favourite art. so they actually pay favourite art. so they actually pay they pocketed all pay now they all pocketed all that one promoter who that money of one promoter who doesn't even have a venue, just like in of like basically is in bunch of different pubs across the midlands and like hundreds midlands and got like hundreds of of pounds. yeah. of thousands of pounds. yeah. he's not keeping people going. it's just him with the microphone. josh stop the bitterness. there's no money. doesn't me. i'd also and also what i've seen, you know the arts council raking is comedy is an art form is not an art form. it's fun but no the no the recognisable there's no longer can fill in forms and get artists someone and artists going. someone and the people are filling people who are good at filling in forms the artists charles bukowski could never fill in a form for funding are form for funding the are genuinely talented and look creating pure genius and is and that's the essence of it is those people can the genius they're all middle class people

and the amount of people who are like working class people who are creative are is dropping. it's not only% so at the end of the day, although a lot of work middle class people are becoming working class going into the arts . you know what? stop being arts. you know what? stop being an artist and that's that's basically what this this article told me. an artist for money. do be an artist. yeah. well, i guessis be an artist. yeah. well, i guess is the message there anyway the daily mail know and britain slips further down the slope to wimer esque degeneracy as it's revealed the drag queen has been teaching year olds about sex. i hate to sound like about sex. i hate to sound like a far right extremist, but surely this is a bit josh. just love it . my daughter was taught love it. my daughter was taught about oral sex in class. she is 11 years old. mother speaks out after school, embroiled in drag queen row gave sex education lessons . so queen row gave sex education lessons. so this is queen row gave sex education lessons . so this is a queen row gave sex education lessons. so this is a story that she's been going on a couple of weeks now there are few more in this top end in the isle of man, queen elizabeth second school, because that's sure how she'd like be remembered and the

like to be remembered and the new parts are some of the graphic details that were like said some of this and the way it's clear that she was being taught lie i mean i mean than the other way around like it was i mean if you think that all your daughter teaching everybody about those. yeah i would be like , wait a minute. about those. yeah i would be like , wait a minute . yeah, but like, wait a minute. yeah, but she's so advanced. yeah, yeah . she's so advanced. yeah, yeah. so but this. but i hadn't heard before. that was a boy supposedly the drag queen went in. drag artist went in and said there were three genders. and one of the boys that i think 11 year olds, they said, oh no and then got sent out of the for hurting this person's but it turns out and now i don't know if it's the same class as the 100. it's not 100% clear on this. a child did go to detention. yeah. for not agreeing . there were more than agreeing. there were more than two sexes. right and that child was sent to detention a child was sent to detention a child was who? it's hurting an adult's feelings. well it doesn't. it doesn't. it's about how it

really but it's saying for disagreeing with the fact that there were so it's not as if the you know, the scientists enshrined in the there are 73 genders. i mean apparently i think i think there's two and a bunch of people who want some attention. yeah. i would like to drag performer to come to my and to teach my students the story i play to teach my students the story i play for that about the two things that that those two things that that those two things are really you going to open a school . oh let me relate open a school. oh let me relate my life. i'm going to make my home into a library just came way my life. one woman can i just say to you and you to start turning up parent teachers and i'm not teaching about what that this kind of teaching might do. you have a child in school? no, no. i just what i learn this stuff. yes. i just want some of materials to take home with me. and mentioned something materials to take home with me. anyou, mentioned something materials to take home with me. anyou, and mentioned something materials to take home with me. anyou, and imentioned something materials to take home with me. anyou, and imentiyoui something materials to take home with me. anyou, and imentiyou to omething to you, and i want you to apologise before we get criticised comparing this with the are ma republicans, why the why are ma republicans, why ma ask me and i think i take

offence that but they really . offence that but they really. gary lineker there is a though at the end of the story where the local dragon so saying that it actually sound true because there's only six dragons on the island and they're saying it wasn't one of us. so there where we would have told each other so and i think that's amazing that the isle of man like 50, 50% of the isle of man like 50, 50% of the population is dragon . i they the population is dragon. i they could have come in in a fairy anyway we've got the telegraph with more madness in our education say their children as young as seven are being taught that they might be genderfluid. why do i get the feeling that the people this stuff want to get their own gender fluid on kids? lewis this is this is the telegraph and children as young as seven might be quote mixed very gender fluid welsh teachers are told do it in a welsh accent i mistakenly mixed berry genderfluid muffins yeah and so

some kind of pamphlet that was printed by by this group called which is sort theorised by the welsh government which is labour they have but it's interesting that they call themselves a genden that they call themselves a gender. they might have an agenda as well, a gender. you make a 73 gender telling . it's make a 73 gender telling. it's basically and this is what you said it is the agenda. it is getting people used to the of having sex change operations of not being in the same because it said teachers were to make a game of making blueberry to represent masculine raspberry muffins stereotypes of femininity . you see that and femininity. you see that and mixed methods to represent gender fluid ity and they're telling the staff are told to break the muffins off in alongside a car responding. i didn't really understand . oh didn't really understand. oh well it's my daughter's birthday next week i'm going to do this at her party. we're going to do the muffin thing. you some balloons as well. and they were

meant to be a blue and a pink balloon. then you're meant balloon. and then you're meant to stand yeah, to go and stand by. yeah, i know. balloons. why the know. mixed balloons. why the why trying you know why are they trying you know push to tell the tale kids that could be gender i mean could be gender fluid i mean don't need to be worrying don't really need to be worrying about years old don't about seven years old you don't need about being gender need to worry about being gender fluid. answer fluid. can i answer that question ? yes, because saw it. question? yes, because i saw it. i discussed on another i saw it discussed on another program. do that program. please don't do that thing. just this. you'll be. thing. just in this. you'll be. so where do you set it? said basically that these drag acts, a guy said this are the marines, the shock troop of converting . the shock troop of converting. to all this getting people prepared to be be trans to join the ranks of all be killed lgbtqia so these are gender ideologues going some have managed to work the wind to all the institutions that are going into schools and wells and you think would wells of to see what has happened in scotland we'd be like wait a minute, maybe we look at ourself id things that we're we're still we're proposing we're still

going some of going ahead with, but some of the speak. the things they want to speak. they wanted look at species they wanted to look at species challenge, traditional gender roles like seahorses, anglerfish and slippers we and whatever slippers we mammals, the human beings like. trying to apply that to us is and this is the thing that upsets at the end stonewall the lgbt plus charity said it's these claims are not allowed to whip up a moral panic with the goal of banning age appropriate inclusive rsa altogether. that's what they've done you have view of the people who've been pushing this for the last five years and there is going to be a backlash now people are going, oh, we're just going to ditch or you see in america, you see they push too far. of course push too far. yeah, of course teach kids that there are different are people and different of are gay people and bisexual all fine but bisexual that's all fine but pushing it too far and then don't stand back oh we'll don't we don't want that to be a moral panic all the ones who did panic we all the ones who did it. well because it. you did it well because that's they say . but now you that's why they say. but now you we got to we got to move on. i want to respond to that way any way. i'm surprised they went for seahorses when i just thought

whales going for sheep whales that are going for sheep the mantra you said you don't even know this age sex you see that women are more mentally fragile also this year for maybe more mentally fragile . but this more mentally fragile. but this report to confirm that report seems to confirm that sexist bigotry. josh and dede pandemic mental health toll was small a study says unless you are woman or lgbtq+ this is are a woman or lgbtq+ this is a study some stream conglomeration of . 137 study some stream conglomeration of. 137 amalgamations of 137 mental health studies across high income countries in europe and asia . and that basically and asia. and that basically saying that wasn't really that much of a bump of mental health issues. but then when people at the in the uk that doesn't the data in the uk that doesn't make at all because in make any sense at all because in the uk depression levels increase massively . from 2019 to increase massively. from 2019 to 21. and so the idea and then mental self health services have delivered an additional 1.6 million sessions during the first year of the pandemic. so the idea that it doesn't correlate with the facts that we've actually seen the ground

here. and also just i went mental. yeah home schooling and whatnot it doesn't explain though why why people like women well maybe they so it sort of alludes to the fact that women so had to do some housework probably 20 is less we look for the climate so well that's what they say is me saying that that's what they're saying they say women not to do household something the lockdown you people had time to around people had time to sit around and about and think and obsess about themselves saw so many, themselves and we saw so many, so, many communities that so, so many communities that love discovered who got adhd. it's you've discovered it's like, no, you've discovered that. time to that. you've got time to sit around thinking, you've got adhd. get free adhd. and also you get free medication which medication on the nhs which is basically it was basically speed, but also it was like a pandemic, it was a panic . people were told they were going so of course going to die. so of course they're mentally. they're going to be mentally. yeah, yeah it's going affect yeah, yeah it's going to affect your what your mental health. do you what do lgbtq+ were more do you think lgbtq+ were more affected? don't know. maybe affected? i don't know. maybe they used to get no more anyway. that's it for this section. but coming in the final part, coming up in the final part, we've bad and we've got really bad women and a dead catch in a minute .

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welcome back to headline news . welcome back to headline news. got the daily mail now and the leftist who control our institutions are pulling down statues because . they could be statues because. they could be offensive to diverse people. luis, tell me hallucinating and this is in this is also in wales. and i'll tell you something the way owls know i love wales i love wales . but the love wales i love wales. but the truth is at the end of the day, they're obsessed with scotland. that's the thing about wales . that's the thing about wales. they want to make all the mistakes that scotland's made, not the they not all the mistakes they actually scotland is the big brother and. i love scotland. i love wales , don't love scotland. love wales, don't love scotland. two scottish , two my kids are scottish, but they obsessed they actually they're obsessed with because they hate with scottish because they hate the so much and they look to scotland tell us what the story is. the story is statues of old white like duke of white men like duke of wellington, admiral lord nelson could be destroyed because they're offensive to diverse,

modern public welsh advisers. but then later on it says that the that the deputy minister for arts dawn bowden who is under consultation . they made a list consultation. they made a list of 206 statues which they think are unfit to be around that doesn't wish to censor british history though, through removal of statues, but to ensure they are appropriately placed and given the context to enable people , people to learn about people, people to learn about past while acknowledging they're part in the horrific trans—atlantic slave trade and atrocity. but the way the phrase i mean, just seeing these statues could be offensive to the diverse modern public and that seems to be, you know, making some assumptions some projection onto onto people who may not feel that they mean they may not feel that they mean they may feel, you know , around may feel, you know, around walking around wales they see these statues. the fine with is historical monuments. we understand people in, you know, 400 years ago might not have modern, progressive views on feminism or whatever , who is feminism or whatever, who is walking around looking at

statues , actually look at statues, who actually look at the statues? you just walk by, everyone just going about their day. no one's going like, oh, who's this then or whatever. it's just this ridiculous ego to claim up a traffic cone on sometimes. oh, well, yeah. it's like, well, can i just say if they do it, do it. may i suggest that they replace one that wales that they replace one of these statues with a giant sort of mixed gender. they probably will anyway. the independent though we a lot about toxic masculinity apparently masculine traits like aggressive and being good at fighting are seen as bad no. well yeah. wait the collapse of society in a couple of years. then you'll be glad we can fight beers vikings. but no people are talking about toxic femininity as there really as well. josh is there really such thing as toxic femininity such a thing as toxic femininity 7 such a thing as toxic femininity ? of course there is . and this ? of course there is. and this article in the independent is so hilarious because . it's not like hilarious because. it's not like is there such a thing as feminine? and then when you get to the crux of it, this is what it says. women are just as

capable promoting masculine capable of promoting masculine standards , as bad ultimately standards, as bad and ultimately as force . so bring it as a force. so they bring it back around . they're like, yeah, back around. they're like, yeah, women dreadful women can be really dreadful human beings and bully and all other things, but really , is other things, but really, is that emasculating toxic masculinity and is the patra arcane whatever. whereas the fact is that women can be just as bad as of course men because of our size , whatnot can. of our size, whatnot can. there's also the physical danger there in terms of evenness, but women can be just as evil as men, and thus that's just the reality as we've seen. i mean, love island has brought it to the but women can be can the fore, but women can be can be and nasty and be mean and nasty and undermining very specific undermining in very specific ways. the men don't say, hi, your girlfriend not don't your girlfriend i'm not i don't feel comfortable talking about this. right. well, let's this. all right. well, let's move to the final story then. move on to the final story then. we've i went to we've got the sun. and i went to a zoo that only had one dog. it was frankly terrible and was frankly terrible zoo. and i demanded a refund i tried to make that ofcom complaint . make that joke ofcom complaint. lewis the type of lewis well, it's the type of dog, which is the i guess it's the japanese or chinese dog is this woman she's 38 years old.

she brought her dog who was called louise. how i guess why i can't even pronounce. i think that's i know it's in the house probably she's i think it's a brazilian. it's a brazilian to be groomed and then the people at the place killed the dog by accident . you know it was angry accident. you know it was angry dog at the door. i mean, it's not it's not the first groomers that have been upset with gb news. yeah, but how the dog die did it sad as this. yes. he was being dried after washed him what it doesn't say they watched him in washing machine and the him in a washing machine and the dog had seizure what does that dog had a seizure what does that mean dried? they don't mean being dried? they don't know and all they know she woke up and all they have was some ashes. think have was some ashes. i think they the dog on and they they sold the dog on and they just ashes i was sorry just put ashes that i was sorry a died some ashes and a dog died his some ashes and they've actually sold the dog. someone else. i think eat someone else. i think they eat the they just filled the dog and they just filled a jam jar okay that's your jam jar with. okay that's your particular well my particular thing. well my conspiracy today i'm conspiracy theories today i'm looking matthew thread looking to matthew sweet thread about it . well that's the about it. okay well that's the shore nearly over. so let's take

another quick look at monday's front pages. we've got the daily. will the bbc do a deal today to end tv's stand off. well we've already found out they have apparently telegraph lineker set to return as bbc bosses back down the guardian has this same story slightly different words bbc bosses in race end lineker stand off and avoid rebelling. wouldn't it be great if the bbc all went on strike and don't to voice your concern with the sun as lineker back on the books. the times his bbc bosses seek truth to get lineker back . and finally, the lineker back. and finally, the daily star has school holidays hit white easter so that's some some bad weather is going to come for the holidays and those were your front pages and that's all we have time for tonight thank you to my guest, josh howie and lewis for be sure to see them live some time across london or across the uk . tune in london or across the uk. tune in tomorrow when andrew doyle will be joined by bruce devlin and

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at nine. welcome back. i'm alan armstrong in the gibb newsroom. bbc sport coverage has been disrupted for a second day in a row as presenters boycott the broadcaster in soledar si with gary lineker. match of the day host dodged questions earlier , host dodged questions earlier, telling reporters i can't say regarding his future . however, regarding his future. however, his eldest son says he thinks the presenter will return but won't ever back down. now six nafions won't ever back down. now six nations coverage today did go ahead as scheduled, but five

live radio sport has been radically altered on both days of the weekend. and it's understood match of the day two will be reduced to just 14 minutes tonight with no presenter , pundits or presenter, pundits or commentary. former bbc executive roger bolton says the controversy is diverting attention from the real issue. it's this argument about what is impartiality and who must be impartiality and who must be impartial . impartiality and who must be impartial. that impartiality and who must be impartial . that is a wider impartial. that is a wider question of course. the other thing that's happening is the political parties, particularly the government, government parties, see as a wonderful parties, see this as a wonderful opportunity in the culture wars to create trouble and divert attention from the fundamental issue here, which is illegal immigration , which is immigration, which is extraordinarily difficult to deal with the prime minister is flying to california to discuss the august defence deal between the august defence deal between the uk, us and australia. rishi sunak will meet his american and australian counterparts. joe biden and anthony albanese , biden and anthony albanese, dunng biden and anthony albanese, during which a deal to supply british nuclear powered submarines to australia will be confirmed. the aim of the august