by evening. i'm tatiana sanchez with your latest news headlines. the uk has welcomed the international criminal court's decision to issue an arrest against the russian president. the foreign secretary, james cleverly says it's essential to hold to account the is accusing vladimir putin of war crimes, including the unlawful deportation of children from ukraine to russia . the kremlin ukraine to russia. the kremlin has described the claims as outrageous and says it doesn't recognise the jurisdiction of the icc . deputy prime minister the icc. deputy prime minister raab says russia must held to account the historic moment in the conflict in ukraine. the

international criminal , which international criminal, which operates independently, has issued an indictment for president putin, the children's commission. commissioner for appalling crimes against children . and whilst they children. and whilst they operate independently , it's operate independently, it's really important the international community support them and give them the tools to do the job which is why i'll be hosting on monday my dutch opposite number. 40 countries from around to world them from around the to world them the support the the support to conduct the investigations after investigations to look after witnesses to care for the for the victims so they can see the victims so that they can see this through and we hope have accountability for those appalling crimes. now the homes has accused critics of the four one day plan of peddling a, quote, completely false narrative in an effort to get the policy . suella braverman the policy. suella braverman says rwanda is planning to take thousands of asylum seekers, not the 200 some have claimed. she's on a two day visit to the central african nation to see support structures being developed and reaffirm the uk's to the scheme. it involves sending people that arrive in the uk on a small boat to have

claim assessed in rwanda , which claim assessed in rwanda, which ms. breitman has described groundbreaking security guards at heathrow airport at a strike ten days over easter and a dispute pay. the unite union's says over 1400 of its members at terminal will walk out from the sist terminal will walk out from the 31st of march after voting in favour of the industrial action. the airport says it has contingency in place to deal with the strike. is urging the union to discuss its proposed 10% pay rise . junior doctors 10% pay rise. junior doctors agreed to suspend further strike action and to pay talks with the government. the health and social care department says the british medical association, representing junior has agreed to start formal talks. more than 175,000 appointments had to be postponed to protect emergency care during week's strike and nhs boss called the three day walkout unprecedented . the bma walkout unprecedented. the bma has been demanding a 35% pay

rise, which downing says would cost an additional billion pounds. cost an additional billion pounds . and the prince and pounds. and the prince and princess of wales have been celebrating st patrick's day with the irish gods . kate and with the irish gods. kate and william have attended the patrick's day parade in aldershot . it's kate's first aldershot. it's kate's first time at the parade as colonel of the regiment. the royal couple also met with past members of irish guards tv and the abbey plus radio . this is a gb news plus radio. this is a gb news that was over to headliners . that was over to headliners. hello i'm andrew doyle. welcome to headliners . first look at to headliners. first look at saturday's . and joining me to saturday's. and joining me to take through the stories on this lovely st patrick's day, we've got dapper and jonathan cogan. st patrick's day if you've got

any irish blood and if either of. yeah well most surnames actually are royalty authorities laughs. no it's just la that's just a character. i get it. it's not my name. yeah, well, sometimes i. really. so, yeah. my, my family's irish. yeah. a new cogan. certainly not know it. and you wouldn't like it, would you.7 well it. and you wouldn't like it, would you? well i was just thinking, like, we're kind of on the naughty weather. naughty schoolboys today, and you're kind very, kind of the very, like, well—educated , private well—educated, private tutor that's going be that's been. that's going to be my today. that's what my role today. that's what i'm doing i that. doing with. i enjoy that. i think that's good. we're going to start, though, by having a look saturday's front covers look at saturday's front covers and daily is leading and the daily mail is leading with passport threat with that passport strike threat to telegraph has to holidays the telegraph has gone with war crime arrest warrant for . putin, the gone with war crime arrest warrant for. putin, the guardian is leading with nhs doctors offered £5,000 to lure staff into private jobs . the mirror into private jobs. the mirror has a victory . cruel hunters and has a victory. cruel hunters and the times is leading with holidays hit. as passport staff walk out overpay. we of course are going to be covering that in one moment. and the daily star, we're going on summer

we're not going on summer holiday. and those are your front covers . so we're going to front covers. so we're going to kick off the show by looking at the front cover of saturday's don. this is a vladimir putin's in a bit trouble . yeah the icc in a bit trouble. yeah the icc judges issue arrest warrants for putin over war crimes. the international crime court in the hague they want to arrest him well for overseeing abduction of ukrainian children send them russia another significant step on path to becoming a pariah state. so basically someone is going to go into work at the icc and their boss is going to be like, right, listen today, you got to go get putin. he's going to pay a lot. well, i don't do that. but the icc, they thought the jurisdiction only falls . the jurisdiction only falls. people who have signed up to the icc. so russia, ukraine and ain't part of it. so he's kind irrelevant. that's the point, isn't it? that you won't care about this? he doesn't recognise

the jurisdiction of the icc, not just care about the hague is too busy with bears and busy wrestling with bears and riding topless on stallions doing judo. does he do judo either? big judo guy either? he's a big judo guy that's glorified mira. he's that's not glorified mira. he's quite a naughty person. he's a naughty person. but he can be tough. we can acknowledge that, i but he's not a nice i think. but he's not a nice quy- i think. but he's not a nice guy.so i think. but he's not a nice guy. so won't care about guy. so he won't care about this. said, well, this. jonathan said, well, he won't but interestingly so won't care, but interestingly so apparently was toppled and killed months his warrant was announced. so maybe there's a little. well, you know, the icc doesn't generally this doesn't generally do this for sitting state. they did sitting heads of state. they did it with gadhafi. they did it with sudanese president as with the sudanese president as well. yeah, so they've done well. and yeah, so they've done this before. whether it's going well. and yeah, so they've done thimake re. whether it's going well. and yeah, so they've done thimake anyvhether it's going well. and yeah, so they've done thimake any difference; going to make any difference at this point. apparently point. so apparently they've specifically focussed his crimes about taking about the children. so taking that, that was saying that, i think that was saying 6000 children from ukraine and to re—educate them, i suppose because from putin's point of view, they right. he's view, they russian. right. he's trying but you know dodgy is trying to but you know dodgy is well yeah situation well yeah horrible situation horrible absolutely okay well let's it some kind let's hope it makes some kind a difference. anyway, we're going to move to on the front cover of saturday's daily mail it's saturday's daily mail and it's going soon. well,

going abroad anytime soon. well, hopefully . i going abroad anytime soon. well, hopefully. i mean, going abroad anytime soon. well, hopefully . i mean, fortunately, hopefully. i mean, fortunately, i've fake passport i've been using a fake passport for most of my life. yes, it's still on mom's passport, too. i was and ijust still on mom's passport, too. i was and i just adopted a fake was 21 and i just adopted a fake name, shackleford was my i name, rusty shackleford was my i could as your drug could see that as your drug name. my job. what actually having an abortion my drug having an abortion is my drug name you had to name was actually you had to know. i thought about doing it one night in edinburgh, but i didn't because i couldn't find it in tights i liked. but jonathan, get to the story as you havana and these days. you go by havana and these days. oh story in the oh yeah. so the story in the daily mail, pure daily mail, it's pure bureaucracy action so bureaucracy in action so passport strike threat holiday. so some holidays are risk so some holidays are at risk a five strike passport. so five week strike by passport. so there are going be walkouts there are going to be walkouts early next month. apparently early next month. and apparently it's up it's going to take up to up to ten weeks get law . so that's ten weeks to get law. so that's a long time for the government agency that prints documents. that's long time. it is. that's a very long time. it is. this story this is this the kind of story this is red meat to mail. i think red meat to daily mail. i think they're to be angry about they're going to be angry about this. every now this. but you know, every now and then you get this like a passport strike. and actually the office normally the passport office normally sort up and, gets the sort of steps up and, gets the things quite quickly. sort of steps up and, gets the thin are quite quickly. sort of steps up and, gets the thin are goingjuite quickly. sort of steps up and, gets the thin are going abroadickly. sort of steps up and, gets the thin are going abroad soon, but are you going abroad soon,

you i'm now because you know? well, i'm now because my passport actually runs out in may and yeah. some may and so yeah. so some countries let travel countries don't let you travel unless like six months on unless you've like six months on it my wife's going to kill it just my wife's going to kill me. you can't. you're me. yeah. you can't. you're staying put. yeah. this holiday's in bournemouth, so, like, have like, they say, they have a lovely caravan for lovely coast caravan for bringing things like the bringing about things like the staycation this staycation. yeah. anyway, this is going to upset an awful lot of people. anyway, we're going move next front cover. move on to the next front cover. this is the now dan, this is about trophy hunting horrible practise have to say. yeah. practise i have to say. yeah. cecile lion not died in cecile the lion has not died in vain . mps pass on importing vain. mps pass ban on importing hunting trophies into britain . hunting trophies into britain. claims that the change backed by celebrities. obviously gary is involved in this somehow a government full of tears today as mps passed a ban on dead animal hunting trophies into the uk. but as this there's some criticism here because actually you'll have to explain it. and we had a little chat about this before. there actually some benefits to some of this stuff. yeah.i benefits to some of this stuff. yeah. i mean so again, like

personally, i don't think i'd want do this. i love animals, but i can understand hunting aspect as well. you know, i eat meat, so why can't i just sort of what? going to eat lion, i suppose. maybe a lion, but not if want to keep lunch, is if you want to keep lunch, is that what you want? stroke him out. you couldn't take a out. you couldn't take down a lion. could possibly take down lion. i could possibly take down a cat it was right. a big house cat if it was right. i think you manage it too i think you could manage it too much, don't. how much, though. i don't. how i manage a few chinchillas of my time, basically we're time, but basically what we're here that in conservation here is that in conservation efforts they after efforts where they look after the lions, often funded the lions, they're often funded by hunting. so by this trophy hunting. so if you people, you know, if you stop people, you know, if you stop people, you know, if you incentivising people you stop incentivising people to trophy, going be trophy, then there's going to be less in these areas and less money in these areas and more will and it's more will die. and so it's a tncky more will die. and so it's a tricky thing. i don't know if i buy that, you know, and i think we to a ban on people we have to have a ban on people bringing back that stuff to this country. and for no other reason than stocks least uk than this, stocks least uk people these endangered people shooting these endangered species chop species abroad. i mean chop it and what happened it and that's what happened and it has of these has less caretaking of these animals it's money. animals because it's less money. fund no, fund it. oh, no, you complicating things. yeah, that's true. yeah, that's you hate lions i mean, that's true. yeah, that's you hatof lions i mean,

that's true. yeah, that's you hatof this lions i mean, that's true. yeah, that's you hatof this came lions i mean, that's true. yeah, that's you hatof this came abouti mean, that's true. yeah, that's you hatof this came about because all of this came about because of cecil the lion. so that was a dentist, wasn't it? who shot? this. dentist killed a this. the dentist killed a famous he gonna kill famous line. he gonna kill famous line. he gonna kill famous lions. but it was cruel because, you know, he shot the lion think, the bow. lion with, i think, the bow. actually, line and actually, he shot the line and then buffalo can then the buffalo hunting can actually watching joe actually be from watching joe rogan apparently. bow hunting can most humane if. you can be the most humane if. you do because. no, no. do it right because. no, no. this the lion, this is this dentist, the lion, this is hard. the round half a hard. it won the round half a day in the throes of death and, then shot it again and killed it. yes. except. okay that's it. yes. no, except. okay that's not so put you through not good. so i put you through this, it? i think dentists this, is it? i think dentists are actually attracted to pain. that's why going to the that's why they're going to the job maiming job no wonder that maiming lions. wouldn't put lions. yeah yeah. wouldn't put it anyway move on to it past them anyway move on to this next front cover. apologies to dentists watching to any dentists who are watching this regard this this stories with regard and john said with god in the front cover saturday front cover on saturday what they're they're going they're going with they're going to very quickly to the thing just very quickly succession back exciting succession is back very exciting one best tv shows in my one of the best tv shows in my opinion back to the opinion bright but back to the story doctors offered story so nhs doctors offered £5,000 to last off private. £5,000 to last off into private. so looks like is so what it looks like here is nhs doctors of varying different positions are being offered money colleagues. the

money to recruit colleagues. the private and commercial private hospitals and commercial care providers. this is specifically hca, a health care here america. american here in america. american company these golden company doing all these golden hellos if hellos and basically saying, if you to us from the you come over to us from the nhs, give all this extra nhs, we'll give all this extra money, gym membership money, benefits, gym membership . they're talking . but i think they're talking about thing about the thing. but the thing is, it not the case is, jonathan, is it not the case that when you sign up for the nhs as a junior doctor or a nurse or whatever you're doing it vocationally, you're it it vocationally, you're doing it because about nhs. because you care about nhs. i think are a nation. we have think we are a nation. we have this conversation it this conversation before. it doesn't it doesn't doesn't matter. if it doesn't matter do care about matter if you do care about people, got to get people, you've still got to get paid you want. yep you paid what you want. yep you still got, you know, just because they do it, because they want they still, want to help people, they still, you want things you know, people want things they've to be they've got well, just to be able to afford live now able to afford to live now that's but you know i spoke that's true but you know i spoke to someone who became a doctor and said his plan was to and he said that his plan was to work the nhs a set work for the nhs for a set number of years so that sort number of years so that he sort of done he was going to go of done duty. he was going to go to bupa, i've got my real auto. yeah, get the royce is yeah, get the rolls royce is popping yeah, get the rolls royce is popping the way the government of even doctors probably of i even now doctors probably thinking what let's thinking you know what let's just get now that is just go get the dog now that is

a point mean always a good point mean i've always been that we are been of the view that we are underfunding nhs and actually i think should be think these people should be paid should have paid well they should have comfortable lives you know, because doing a really because they're doing a really hard just think hard job i guess. ijust think the that are going to the people that are going to save you if you're going to die or children, if they're or your children, if they're real, look exactly real, maybe will look exactly the underpay pilots, the same. they underpay pilots, you know, the paying pilots in the i think the us barely anything. i think that's, an important that's, kind of an important job. want know the job. yes. i want to know the person flying the plane is not going to crash a mountain or something. robot in. it something. oh, be a robot in. it will robot saying what will be a robot saying what if it's a robot in hospital soon? no bedside. those things are no good at all. anyway, is good at all. anyway, that is we've this section, we've got time for this section, the show that the front pages the show that is the front pages out the way. but coming up out of the way. but coming up after break, the bbc in after the break, the bbc are in trouble again. royal are in trouble. donald is causing trouble. and donald is causing trouble. and donald is causing trouble. couple of trouble. so in a couple of minutes

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look at saturday's newspaper today i am with dan o'reilly a.k.a. dapper laughs and his trusty sidekick jonathan cogan . trusty sidekick jonathan cogan. but we're going to go with the telegraph first now and donald trump back. he means business, jonathan. he's back and he's he's got a lot to say as per so donald trump forget russia our own politicians are a bigger so some of our viewers remember trump from the presidency and things and he says america's greatest threat is not russia but his own us hating and politicians. so what is conjuring up here is idea that the american institutions have essentially become i guess are the corrupt or infiltrated with ideologies are anti—american interests you know things like marxism and all that kind of thing . and he's basically saying thing. and he's basically saying that that's the main don't need to worry about the ukraine. that's a proxy and we need to and the americans need to focus that's a proxy and we need to an

you know, he used to say drain the swamp, right. the the swamp, right. so the politicians, are basically politicians, us are basically the to western the biggest threat to western civilisation is he civilisation and yeah. is he right? it's easy right? well i think it's easy isn't it, for him to focus on maybe. i don't know how to put it but people are just sick. death of all the mad wokeness all that crazy stuff you know. so it's an easy way for him to go when everything's got one nice and easy way for him to go to rile the people that just want a normal yeah. it's kind of not a good look for trump in the democrats spent years saying that was colluding with that he was colluding with russia, turned out no russia, it turned out to be no evidence they say evidence of that. but they say that. it looks that you kind that. so it looks that you kind of looks like he's like all more about russia. exactly about their russia. exactly exactly. about exactly. don't worry about them. yeah the thing yeah but you the thing about trump is, is apparently he's the front runner. apparently he's got support from got the most support from republicans. to be republicans. is it going to be four years to. i find that four more years to. i find that really surprising. i honestly think is clearly think that this is clearly a sign bet. right. right. so it sign up bet. right. right. so it be more sense for the gop be make more sense for the gop to go that rather than to go that way rather than elevate and escalate this culture. i it doesn't like

culture. i mean, it doesn't like it's going that way. it probably sounds like that would be a more reasonable to doing. reasonable thing to be doing. there's a of a hint that there's a bit of a hint that hillary clinton was thinking about being about running again, being a clinton . i clinton burst on to round. i would i mean, i would like that to happen just for the entertainment for just the lolz. yeah, trump to yeah, i'd like donald trump to get just to see get back in, just to see twitter, mad in for twitter, go mad in social for media day at a time. it isn't media a day at a time. it isn't it. so he's back on twitter, though. love it. he's just his youtube back offing as a facebook. yeah. so i think if he was would back was running, he would go back on twitter. quite proud twitter. he's been quite proud about the moment, but about it at the moment, but i think he and let's face it, he was the funniest thing on twitter love, you know, really good necessarily, twitter love, you know, really goo good necessarily, twitter love, you know, really goo good a necessarily, twitter love, you know, really goo good a comedian.;sarily, twitter love, you know, really goo good a comedian. anyway, but good as a comedian. anyway, we're going to move on now to the mail in. trouble with the royal mail in. trouble with ofcom tv ofcom makes a change. tv channels. yes, royal mail referred regular regulator referred to a regular regulator by amid worst performance in by mp amid worst performance in its history a committee accused the royal mail of having a systematically failed to deliver. they've been waiting to do that headline the headline been why in a universe service obugafion been why in a universe service obligation and referred to ofcom

basically royal mail is now officially really bad news. what i just want to make this clear like the post these or the post is your legend because my post is your legend because my post is an absolute legend . i love it is an absolute legend. i love it when i come and i make you take the picture with you. partly, i bought a door and i'm like, you know, compose and i love i love those cases . but all the ladies those cases. but all the ladies actually because there's royal mail as well mail allowed it ladies as well there you've to get with there are you've got to get with there are you've got to get with the yeah yeah the times yeah yeah yeah and probably. identified probably. i've also identified not know maybe not just as you know maybe i don't know. yeah, but but actual mail is shocking rubbish. it's not what they're saying. they're basically saying that they never deliver on time. but i thought, you know, i'm furious with the royal. i still haven't my valentine's day cause from this february had none. had zero february had none. i've had zero and implausible yeah it and i and so implausible yeah it must be that's the royal mail, not your appearance . well, not your appearance. well, i mean, let's not get personal, you know, you never thinks i didn't know that ofcom , royal didn't know that ofcom, royal mail. i mean, i know they're in charge communications, but i

thought it was specifically tv and . like going on. and yeah. like going on. i didn't. i didn't. yes, well, okay. but and apparently they've done the royal mail done it before. the royal mail says royal mail was fined says he royal mail was fined £1.5 million in 2019 for failing to deliver the class mail to deliver the first class mail on this latest rap on, on time. and this latest rap on, the knuckles, is apparently due to their last christmas. apparently, nothing arrived at christmas. it's terrible. it's a terrible service. everyone will tell you that. and apparently they've they've have they they've they've just have they just prices just put their prices up on stuff. have. yeah thing stuff. oh they have. yeah thing come again. i love that love. come up again. i love that love. i mean isn't it when you're doing bad job and you've doing a bad job and you've charge people more. i mean doing a bad job and you've cha cheekople more. i mean doing a bad job and you've cha cheek of e more. i mean doing a bad job and you've cha cheek of it.nore. i mean doing a bad job and you've cha cheek of it. bbc i mean doing a bad job and you've cha cheek of it. bbc yeah, i mean doing a bad job and you've cha cheek of it. bbc yeah, yeah.in the cheek of it. bbc yeah, yeah. oh well we're going to get to that no doubt. are going to move on times actually and on to the times actually and trouble the national union of trouble at the national union of students jonathan, an students. jonathan, this is an interesting so the interesting one. yes. so the former president fight former us president fight sacking semitism. so the sacking over semitism. so the president of , the national union president of, the national union of is legal of students is taking legal against her dismissal, claiming discrimination. now, she only found that she'd fired found out that she'd been fired on twitter, a pretty on twitter, which is a pretty brutal way, guys. pretty horrible pretty now

horrible guys. pretty yeah. now the reason why she got fired is because there have been there was like an inquiry done and she had been shown according to the inquiry to have made some anti—semitic tweets . and of anti—semitic tweets. and of course the culture of antisemitism . and within antisemitism. and within this kind unions and stuff kind of student unions and stuff . now, she got a tweet that was dug 12 years ago, ten, 12 years ago. yes. i don't like that whole of thing of going back in time and looking at people's tweets saying what they tweets and saying what they said. you know, she's probably very different person. then again, she's in again, that being said, she's in again, that being said, she's in a important position, she's again, that being said, she's in a that)ortant position, she's again, that being said, she's in a that beent position, she's again, that being said, she's in a that been accusation she's again, that being said, she's in a that been accusation ofz's been that been accusation of anti—semitism. was anti—semitism. and the tweet was anti—semitic. this is anti—semitic. so this is a complex one because, you know, i mean, we talk cancel culture mean, we can talk cancel culture if but actually this if you like, but actually this about question you about that question of, you know, she's anti—zionist. yeah, she professed her view that she has professed her view that she's a but she thinks that i should basically palestinians and that kind of political delicate sensitive political situation can often teeter over into anti—semitism. yeah, but some people who have a certain take on that the politics in

that are not being anti—semitic there are of being anti—semitic its message is actually messy. it's not now she i think she does admit that she realised that that tweet you're referring to 12 years ago could be interpreted anti—semitic. and she said she deleted it straight away. says, i hate that away. she says, i hate that little hats. that's stupid. is that what she. no, you just made that what she. no, you just made that up. yeah, i made that up. you're allowed to do that because. you are jewish. that's okay. my hat. i have okay. that's okay my hat. i have to that kogan has a licence to say that kogan has a licence to say that kogan has a licence to can't say dan to say. we can't say that. dan what think about this? what do you think about this? well, thought really well, i thought really understand anything about any of stuff. from my i stuff. it's so far from my i haven't followed and i'm haven't followed this and i'm not understand the not i don't understand the palestinian data, so i'm not going to into that but what going to get into that but what i do know about is from back in the day, a lot of my tweets got pulled back in the day. pulled up from back in the day. silly that when i was silly stuff that i when i was younger i learned i from younger and i learned i from that learned to not to that i learned not to not to tweet stuff anymore, just say in private your friends. yeah, well, that i mean, well, absolutely. that i mean, i'm that i'm with jonathan on that i don't this thing of digging don't know this thing of digging up old stuff do change they do

get better people on other up old stuff do change they do get beshe's eople on other up old stuff do change they do get beshe's the .e on other up old stuff do change they do get beshe's the presidentother up old stuff do change they do get beshe's the president of er up old stuff do change they do get beshe's the president of the hand, she's the president of the us and if she is expressing anti—semitism yeah anti—semitism views. yeah that can't yeah of that. no can't be yeah i mean of that. no i that does make sense i mean that does make sense because me representing all students a comedian because me representing all stucshould a comedian because me representing all stucshould be a comedian because me representing all stucshould be allowed comedian because me representing all stucshould be allowed to nedian because me representing all stuc should be allowed to say an you should be allowed to say what you want. well, that's very different thing. i think that should free speech should be like a free speech sort of guarantee comedians should be like a free speech sort stand arantee comedians should be like a free speech sort stand on 1tee comedians should be like a free speech sort stand on stage comedians should be like a free speech sort stand on stage and �*nedians should be like a free speech sort stand on stage and sayians should be like a free speech sort stand on stage and say the can stand on stage and say the most things. i think we should be able. you know how i made my bones. what do, bones. that's what you do, jonathan. you in your jonathan. i've seen you in your stand—up. like rally. stand—up. it's like a rally. absolutely horrible. we're absolutely horrible. okay. we're going to this going to move on now to this story the telegraph. story from the telegraph. bad news the bbc has news for bbc. yeah, the bbc has lost its place . the national lost its place. the national broadcaster exclusive poll finds 91% of over 10,000 telegraph readers backed abolishing levy with many . it's regressive and with many. it's regressive and i an exclusive poll by the telegraph says that 91% of people or the readers here think that they should scrap the mandatory licence fee . the mandatory licence fee. the problem with this is this is kind of come back into the news because of the gary lineker furore. so what's happened is

it's drawn more attention to the fact lot people really fact that lot of people really feel that they're feel resentful that they're paying feel resentful that they're paying licence , right. i paying this licence, right. so i mean, yeah very simple mean, hey, yeah very simple really. you can't just do , can really. you can't just do, can you? you cannot pay, then you you? if you cannot pay, then you don't watch but. oh don't have to watch but. oh i see. so if don't pay. but see. so if you don't pay. but you don't watch it either. cloudy. yeah if you. yeah. but you can't watch any tv you you can't watch any tv if you don't know can, you just don't know you can, you just can't watch live tv. you're allowed catch. i've allowed to watch catch. i've researched exact the weird researched this exact the weird thing know thing about this is you know we've with gary we've all this stuff with gary lineker then all of a sudden lineker and then all of a sudden they we're going to raise they say we're going to raise they say we're going to raise the by 13 quid. that's the cost by 13 quid. that's a really bad timing. yeah. i mean, we don't want paying for netflix because stuff because there's good stuff on there. the bbc, know there. but the bbc, you know this good stuff. this there's some good stuff. yeah. everything yeah. you have some insightful comment. some rather insightful comment. yeah. personally that they yeah. i personally that they should nation should have given the nation a refund out jemmy refund after we found out jemmy saville have saville anyway they should have lowered you think lowered the price. you think that's they should always. that's when they should always. yeah actually us our yeah they should actually us our money back to use code jemmy at checkout. what do think checkout. what what do you think though whole though about this whole thing about mean about streaming services mean you ultimately bbc got you know ultimately the bbc got to the times the tv

to move with the times the tv licence does bit out as far as licence does a bit out as far as well it's old fashioned it's like why don't we want to go to a where you know they're a system where you know they're very in their very confident in their programming so that being the case not just in the case why not just in the streaming. know, like streaming. yeah you know, like everyone else does. yeah, i thought think. it will thought i don't think. it will last i definitely think last long. i definitely think the generation and yeah i don't think last long. think it's going to last long. it not modern, think it's going to last long. it not modem, is it? it's it is not modem, is it? it's not, i think that it's not, no. and i think that it's just, you know, the times probably. we're going to probably. anyway we're going to move now to this story move on now to this story telegraph again and the bbc again apparently northerners telegraph again and the bbc again representation rtherners telegraph again and the bbc again representation jonathan you need representation jonathan you northerner. no, i mean, from northerner. no, i mean, i'm from leeds so yeah they go you've got some north. more than half northern. fortunately not northern. yeah fortunately not in brain. i'm just trying to in the brain. i'm just trying to off the toilet wrangling. yeah. goodness so what's this about. so the story. it's a bbc radio claims her podcast was delayed by who feared she wasn't northern enough so local radio journalist bbc she'd journalist for the bbc she'd been told she wasn't northern enough when battling get her enough when battling to get her podcast onto the she sold it podcast onto the bbc she sold it i so , it to be that i mean so, it used to be that people didn't have a posh people who didn't have a posh accent all paid , didn't

accent all p are paid, didn't get on the bbc. but now if you're not sufficiently northern, then you can't get on. yeah i mean, my mum's from yeah i mean, look, my mum's from leeds. if completely honest. leeds. if i'm completely honest. i've leeds. if i'm completely honest. pve she i've never understood what she said. it's tricky . said. no. yeah, it's tricky. yeah. what do you think about this one. because i kind of get it the if it's a regional podcast for bbc sounds you want the person sound it but she is northern yeah it's not like she's a fraud she maybe they just want yeah. wanted just want yeah. they wanted someone it feel someone more make it feel authentic. my wife authentic. i mean my wife northern actually in—laws authentic. i mean my wife nordown actually in—laws authentic. i mean my wife nordown at actually in—laws authentic. i mean my wife nordown at the tually in—laws authentic. i mean my wife nordown at the moment. in—laws authentic. i mean my wife nordown at the moment. they're; are down at the moment. they're in right. and you in my house. right. and you understand they're saying understand what they're saying not when they talk each. but not when they talk to each. but they it down for me when they dumb it down for me when they dumb it down for me when they to me. yeah, they say they talk to me. yeah, they say stuff rattles i'll give stuff like rattles i'll give over stuff. what is that over and stuff. what is that engush over and stuff. what is that english yeah. english diet? yeah yeah. okay, but. yeah . mean you don't but. but yeah. mean you don't you never people to be too northern cause they're quite scary there's always that northern cause they're quite scarthat there's always that northern cause they're quite scarthat mayere's always that northern cause they're quite scarthat may be; always that northern cause they're quite scarthat may be; alvproblem with and that may be the problem with this they're just you this podcast they're just you know, threatening . but know, sympathy threatening. but jokes i guess i being jokes aside, i guess i was being serious. yeah, but not is serious. yeah, yeah. but not is a newcastle sidedness. well he said. he clarified, i live with

an normal woman mate and they are a little bit scary. but i personally think i personally that, you know, they just want to don't think it's to connect. i don't think it's not a big deal if they want someone with a bit more of a northern accent. so she should just on. well, that's just put it on. well, that's what she's posh. what i don't think she's posh. i put on for tv if she's the north. me too. she just put on the broad northern accent. she didn't me sitting out. didn't see me sitting out. great. anyway, we're going great. now anyway, we're going to move now. that is all to move on now. that is all we've time for this we've got time for in this section. we're going to take a quick do go anywhere, quick break do not go anywhere, however, are going however, because two are going to about scammers to be talking about why scammers getting royce getting pious, why rolls royce is for the moon, and is reaching for the moon, and why are becoming why spiders are becoming zombies. you in 3 minutes.

welcome back to is it's your first look at saturday's newspapers . we're going to start newspapers. we're going to start the section with the mayo and allergies. jonathan. yes they could be a thing of the past,

hopefully so. scientist discover a way of drastically cutting of kids becoming allergic to peanuts. so according to a study, should introduce study, parents should introduce their peanut from as their children to peanut from as young as four months old to prevent them developing prevent them from developing allergies. there's a window allergies. so there's a window of opportunity here for babies between four and six between the ages of four and six months, which they say is the best to introduce babies to best time to introduce babies to peanuts. i'm peanut peanuts. so i'm a big peanut butter best butter guy, possibly the best food invented . yes. one food ever invented. yes. one thing noticed here, though , thing i noticed here, though, the says how 1300 the study, it says how 1300 babies recruited . how do babies were recruited. how do you recruit a baby feel like, yeah, that's that's child laboun yeah, that's that's child labour. yeah don't think that's what they mean jonathan. i think, i think, they have done scripted, they've done this study. i mean this sounds like, i mean i've read a book about this, talking about this, they were talking about how when started how actually when started saying, were so scared saying, oh, they were so scared of peanut allergy. so just of peanut allergy. so they just kept away from peanuts kept their away from peanuts that mass possibly that made it mass possibly worse. should worse. so actually you should introduce yeah introduce it gradually. yeah i mean mean, how how common is mean i mean, how how common is this i aren't you how you this i mean, aren't you how you would your mouth would not see in your mouth today you don't enjoy it. today if you don't enjoy it. okay be honest. yeah. and you do you get what happens at frat

parties back uni . i don't parties back at uni. i don't know but i think you know it's a bit of a risk isn't given you know they may choose of you know they're basically saying give they're basically saying give the give the kids the peanuts. and i'm like what if they have a severe peanut allergy at that. but i think the point is they're less likely to just work with everything because, you know, they with they get these shocks with basting. you just a basting. should you just throw a baby a beehive to baby into like a beehive to think should? is not think you should? is that not what you should do. can i go with macaulay? get stung and it's i had it's. doesn't he die? i had a dream . i went the afterlife and dream. i went the afterlife and met stung to death. macaulay culkin. when i was like six that is that is pretty i've a lot of my dreams kid that's my dreams the kid that's horrible jonathan never share that i think that's that story i think that's really, really awful chant . really, really awful chant. we're move on to this we're going to move on to this one is a saturdays one now. this is a saturdays times and scammers are doing pious stuff . oh, what's this pious stuff. oh, what's this about? this a great show. about? this is a great show. i just want say that, guys. i love this. scammers pose as archbishop of york to get priests to vouchers. priests to buy vouchers. scammers been bishops . and

scammers have been bishops. and is it clergy they call them clergy emails asking , priests clergy emails asking, priests and church staff to buy amazon vouchers. basically what these have done, these scammers have gone on the websites for the churches they found the email addresses been sending emails to each other as each other saying can you do me a favour? and just, you know, buy me some amazon . it's a way for them to amazon. it's a way for them to get some money. they're saying, look, don't me up and ask look, don't ring me up and ask about it because i'm deep in prayer at the and offering is great because you the great because you know the church people church has been scamming people for do it. but this for years. let's do it. but this isn't scamming other priests these these probably these days. these probably people in countries or, you know , criminal gangs, people who to say, you know, send me £50 million to nigeria. i'm yeah, yeah, no i've got £50 million and i need to get it to england. can you help me, andrew. quick, quick first. you know. well, i guess the reason they're doing this because priests are this is because priests are going trust anyone they know. going to trust anyone they know. the know, they have the clergy, you know, they have to in the essential of to believe in the essential of humanity. but not they're

pretending the other pretending to be the other priests, to be their priests, pretending to be their pals okay. these pals. yes. okay. so these comments like, for instance, the archbishop of york stephen cotterell, imitated , cotterell, he's been imitated, are saying this is the well, apparently one of the ways they spotted that he doesn't spotted it is, that he doesn't sign emails the sign off his emails as the stephen cottrell is the most. stephen cottrell he is the most. reverend stephen like of all the stephen cockerels he's, the most reverend he is of that priest reverend of he is of that priest . love that. what do you think, jonathan? i mean, it's got to be immoral to go after priests, for goodness because you're goodness sake, because you're because you're not. yeah. yeah. like are people who like you say, are people who want believe in want to believe the best in people theory. it just people theory. and it just is subverting vibrational subverting the vibrational underpinnings . yeah, yeah , yeah. underpinnings. yeah, yeah, yeah. don't get metaphysical. okay. passive yeah, it's making things worse for everyone. not right. you know, if there is a hell , you know, if there is a hell, you're going to get a lot more days in hell. i'm going after a priest for scamming a because the thing is, amazon vouchers in hell, oh, they probably hell, i hear. oh, they probably do. written like do. they're written just like absolute, priests. absolute, yeah, poor priests. now times are hard, man. you know i mean? get your know what i mean? get your money, get out. i get it. why

knock off the nuns as well? yeah while you're at it and orphans, they money. yeah, they don't have any money. yeah, well. harry potter. okay, well. well harry potter. okay, we're to the we're going to move on to the telegraph rolls royce's telegraph now. rolls royce's future are out this future plans are out of this world, jonathan. yes, indeed. i mean, sounds like mean, this sounds like like a headune mean, this sounds like like a headline from retro , headline from a retro, futuristic 1920s newspaper when they're the future . they're predicting the future. yes. comes comes yes. this headline comes comes to so royce, go to mind. so rolls royce, go ahead to build a nuclear reactor on moon . i thought you did the on moon. i thought you did the 1920s. yeah american as it 1920s. oh, yeah american as it oh i thought i seen a lot of things here got a mixing oh things here i got a mixing oh and didn't wanna with that and i didn't wanna go with that so royce has a received so rolls royce has a received funding from the uk space agency to develop a nuclear reactor for a so this project a moon base. so this project will look in how look will look in how new, look to how could be used will look in how new, look to ho support could be used will look in how new, look to ho support a could be used will look in how new, look to ho support a future could be used will look in how new, look to ho support a future for|ld be used to support a future for astronauts. so this is a good idea, great idea, because, you know, have to nuclear know, you have to nuclear reactors down here. always reactors down here. i'm always a bit because saw bit nervous about because i saw ocean it didn't ocean bubble. yeah it didn't work it's on the moon. work there but it's on the moon. i care like a few moon people. i of got craters whatever. yeah the something could blow up and it wouldn't that. it wouldn't matter that. it's not well know, that's

not even. well you know, that's if even have been to the moon if we even have been to the moon guys yeah, i'm putting it guys all yeah, i'm putting it out because i can't out there. yeah, because i can't even signal in some even get phone signal in some parts from out and i reckon parts from me out and i reckon they that impact the they ringing that to impact the old tv you know the can on the one small step for my artist on it do you think that stanley kubnck it do you think that stanley kubrick directed that? well come on yeah i mean it was 50 years ago that didn't even is with the snake games on it then so now. well i mean i'm going to provide some and think we some balance here and i think we did to the moon. oh yeah, did go to the moon. oh yeah, yeah, i think we did because i think it would be too big a conspiracy up. yeah. but you know, think we shouldn't know, and i think we shouldn't have you know, it's have stopped, you know, it's been 50 years since we've been there. yeah, i think go there. yeah, i think we can go back. how didn't go to back. how come we didn't go to stan? it money. it was too expensive to the moon, and expensive to go to the moon, and there's if there's very little there. if you haven't there. but it you haven't been there. but it was. it there's actually quite a lot in there. i you, i think it was just need to get back was just we need to get back there. also, we might need the moon to mars next near moon to go to mars next near like stopping like surfaces like a stopping like surfaces three all kind three fuel. yeah all that kind of so think it's kfc on

of thing. so i think it's kfc on the moon. want this to go ahead? and think be and i think should be congratulated for this. i think it's brilliant. boom. and i would on the moon if i had would live on the moon if i had the yeah not my head. the option. yeah not my head. there's atmosphere. okay, there's no atmosphere. okay, jonathan, speaking jonathan, you're not speaking again. on to again. i've got to move on to this this isn't this story. this isn't the times. tate the news times. andrew tate in the news again. thanks for giving again. yeah. thanks for giving me this. not of course. workshops attack misogyny by teaching their teaching men to remove their armour of masculinity, because that's we need to do we need to teach boys not to be boys. boys being taught to strip away the burden the burdensome armour of masculinity . i mean, armour for masculinity. i mean, armour for masculinity. i mean, armour for masculinity to show that. well like it's a front, you know, like it's a front, you know, like just we just put on this bravado to, you know, to hide what actually we actually are, which is women. this is what i find really odd about this. like not it's not as i boys so that it's all performative. there are certain that are more certain traits that are more common amongst male humans . yeah common amongst male humans. yeah yeah right. yeah yeah. don't know why they should be punished , but if you get rid of all that stuff now, it's not it's not

really, it's not really appropriate it to be male a masculine now and i've banter and fond and be like a lot got a spare just make all men women spare to just make all men women see so you know no i get see this is so you know no i get that point you talk about toxic masculinity right. and i get it. like a is going around like if a boy is going around glassing no, i you glassing people. no, i think you say problem, but not say there's a problem, but not if they're just rough tumble if they're just rough and tumble play. think i as you can play. oh, i think i as you can see, i feel passionate see, i feel quite passionate abouti see, i feel quite passionate about i mean, just because, you know, it's it go too far. know, it's it can go too far. you there's a lot of stuff you know, there's a lot of stuff about being a man and being masculine is positive as masculine is very positive as well. so sometimes that's overlooked, but doesn't necessarily it necessarily celebrated. no, it doesn't. go on to doesn't. but it does go on to say, know, the you know, say, you know, the you know, some of stuff that titus said is as as has actually encourage, you know, young boys say do you know, young boys to say do silly things. so, you know, it's that stuff, they look at it like there's one of quotes there's one of these quotes here. some of the kids here. what was some of the kids in the school were actually telling the teachers. you telling the female teachers. you know in know you should be in the kitchen and that's terrible. maybe that's compliment. maybe that's a compliment. they're cooking. they're really good at cooking. maybe home economics. i maybe it was home economics. i don't saying. it's don't know what i'm saying. it's

i of it. all i don't approve of it. all i know is everything learned know is everything ever learned about i was about masculinity. when i was a young teenager was from my is from an itv show called double on the pool very. good i like that that was fun. and that well that's, why you turned out the way you did it. yeah there we go you have you you probably should have got you will never have got in valentine's cards. oh yeah. the slain you slain i think about this you know about how know they're talking about how andrew influencing these andrew tate is influencing these boys. what we need to do in boys. so what we need to do in response is basically penalise boys what boys for being boys. but what they don't understand, the appeal tate has come appeal of andrew tate has come about precisely because those about precisely because of those policies. think policies. i i think i think a better to go this better way to go about this would him boys to be would be teach him boys to be influenced negatively instead of trying to not not trying to teach them to not not i teach them them i mean, teach them teach them about maybe not treat us like about it maybe not treat us like we're stupid, not we're stupid, you know, not everyone, not the young that everyone, not all the young that are watching this stuff. the other thing is a lot of them, they they go after they they say they they go after they they say they this andrew tate they like this andrew tate character that character because they know that it the teacher it annoys the teacher incendiary, got incendiary, you know, i've got a teacher they had an teacher friend. they had an assembly the head said assembly with the head said don't band you don't undertake his band you can't name and can't mention the name and you

can't mention the name and you can't at of stuff. so of can't at any of his stuff. so of course they're all dead. they were like, what colour is your lamborghini, which of lamborghini, sir which is one of his, reference? his, is that a reference? i think so, yeah. i can see you've been watching videos, but again, everything learned, there's everything i learned, there's no point. you'll never be masculine. no, no, i'm. i'm. masculine. no, no, no. i'm. i'm. i'm progressive, aggressive masculinity. to masculinity. okay we're going to move one. this is the move on to this one. this is the daily of the tv show. the daily fans of the tv show. the last of us will be worried, this latest revelation. oh, this is good news people who like good news for people who like zombie fungus. is zombie spider fungus. this is who does it. this horrible. who does it. this is horrible. i mean, i love mean, it's exciting. i love fungus. read a lot books and fungus. i read a lot books and i've ingested a lot of fungus in my of us parasitic my so the last of us parasitic that attacks living that attacks and kills living cells found in spiders. so a new type of parasitic fungus that hunts the cells of hunts and kills the cells of living been living creatures has been discovered similar to discovered in brazil. similar to the zombie depicted in the the zombie fungi depicted in the last i this book last of us. now i read this book called entangled life think by called entangled life i think by someone sheldrake really great book. and the whole one of the chapters was that exist this of fungus that takes over organisms and affects our brains. and actually affects our brains. apparently one doesn't. but apparently this one doesn't. but there called there are and i think called leaf ants that the fungus

infects them and starts controlling their like it's this horrible stuff of horror film and effect. yeah it is and it affects how they live and where they go and then it explodes out of their body. it tells the ant to go up to a high place and explode the fungal spores. so it's like shoplifting . can i say it's like shoplifting. can i say i've just got a fungus controlling my? for sure. controlling my? yeah, for sure. i've a fungal and i need. i've got a fungal and i need. that's why i'm stealing fact or whatever is people very whatever it is that people very specific example that does terrify as it terrifies terrify you as as it terrifies me. yeah. i mean, like something getting out of you and controlling you telling what controlling you, telling me what to like marriage to to say sounds like marriage to me much, but it's just a metaphor . marriage? me much, but it's just a metaphor. marriage? yeah. i mean what , but, you know, is what is scary, but, you know, is it going to come true? who knows? i don't know. think we're too big? i think. i think it gets micro—organism all like but this is enough. if it gets into spiders. yeah the spiders are everywhere, you know? so if it gets don't zombie spiders gets i don't want zombie spiders in no, no, take this in my house. no, no, take this zombie. definitely exist. zombie. ants definitely exist. they literally exist. crazy. what ants ?

what do you mean ants? essentially, their bodies . the essentially, their bodies. the nervous system gets taken by this stuff. it i really thought this stuff. it i really thought this is it. because, i mean, do love this stuff or is it the mushrooms they are mushrooms, too many mushrooms. i think it's happened to me. yeah. yeah. i met god. okay. let's move on to it's on is the end of this section. we're going to go out? jonathan cogan, you know a name dnnkl jonathan cogan, you know a name drink i think, and he's calmed down after this break though we will be tackling why water is the secret to a longer life. what makes a toxic boss and the st patrick's day leprechaun wonderful . see you in st patrick's day leprechaun wonderful. see you in a minute .

welcome back to headline news with me. andrew doyle is your first look at saturday's newspaper and kicking off the final part. we've got a man who

claims he's found the key a longer life than this one is in the times. i believe yeah meet the times. i believe yeah meet the man spending 100 days on the water to find the election of youth professor joseph de youth professorjoseph de believes intense atmospheric pressure holds the key to a longer life. he explains how he's hoping to reach 110 years of age he's going to live in underwater lodge and he swims out and he gets his crab his fish and he's attempting to become the first human to spend 100 days underwater, subjecting himself to battery of physical and medical tests . and he's and medical tests. and he's going to show that beneficial effects of living under atmosphere , atmospheric, atmosphere, atmospheric, atmospheric pressure that is so it could make his banana explode and on or explode. is that what it does. yeah i watch my basically so i'm afraid it's gone but i really read basically so much pressure is meant to be good for you sleeping in what is

now drowning while you're in it, you're in a tank not a tank of water, but you're like the beginning, like a big breeze. you're underwater. but you're in. you're in. it's okay. you're underwater. but you're in. you're in. it's okay . okay. in. you're in. it's okay. okay. but, jonathan, the thing is, though say that this procedure does extend your life to a scale another ten years. but the quality of life isn't great, you know, because underwater then if you tried can't speak, you tried it, you can't speak, you tried it, you can't speak, you really socialise, you you can't really socialise, you can't liquids, can't drink other liquids, you see. there's about see. i mean, there's about things just maybe he things you can just maybe he wants live under the where wants to live under the where all problems are and all his problems are solved and he you gooey jellyfish he can you know, gooey jellyfish for lunch and go , you know, make for lunch and go, you know, make sweet love a dolphin. i don't know what people do down there is he is up until is what he does is up until about to chat. i mean, we about just to chat. i mean, we shouldn't be we shouldn't make any libellous. he allegedly makes i don't makes love to a dolphin. i don't think he does do that. but it's like being in hyperbaric chamber. experiment. do chamber. it's an experiment. do they actually know whether having well well, having this sort of well well, justin bieber claims and is a good source that we've had a scientist yeah he claimed that sleeping in one of these

pressure chambers actually reduced his anxiety which made me think anxious. if you've got a baby when it's bed asleep a metal tube. and also, how does more make less anxious? more pressure make less anxious? well, had a friend sleep well, i had a friend sleep upside down claiming that that sort extended does sort of extended her life. does that did michael that do that? did michael jackson no slept in an jackson do that? no slept in an oxygen that's oxygen tent. but but that's i think that's part of it. the think that's part of it. in the hyperbaric chamber, they like pump slept upside pump in oxygen and slept upside down. did? yeah i don't down. who did? yeah i don't think he was doing it for health reasons i think because reasons i think is because he was weird was about this. a weird conversation. all right. conversation. yeah. all right. well, let's on to another one then. case, this is the then. in that case, this is the daily mail. saturday's daily mail. jonathan mail. and yeah bosses jonathan toxic toxic bosses. so the headuneis toxic toxic bosses. so the headline is the core traits of toxic bosses, scientists identify five key characteristics. so does your manager any them? well, manager any of them? well, andrew , go on. why we brought andrew, go on. why we brought you how's my boss. these you here. how's my boss. these are five key traits of toxic leaders. let's see? are they okay? jealous of team's okay? jealous of their team's success? well, today i don't think we've really well jealous of in all of i enough. of you in all sorts of i enough. my, my dress sense and your sexual charisma exactly as i'm

oozing . i got you something . are oozing. i got you something. are you constantly concerned about competition ? workplace enemies? competition? workplace enemies? do you have a fistfight ? simon do you have a fistfight? simon evans yeah, but we do that all the that's true. the time. yeah, that's true. that's more flirty. okay. do you often take credit other often take credit for other people's work? i'm not always very good sometimes because i'm on it . actually, it was good . so on it. actually, it was good. so that's kind of like you said you were the original nicholas. oh, yeah, did. you you constantly yeah, i did. you you constantly compare themselves to others. no, no . look, this is this is no, no. look, this is this is silly . so who's come up with silly. so who's come up with this? this is a new book right? yes. is just this article yes. this is just this article is plugging this guy's is just plugging this guy's book. said he's got these book. and he said he's got these five traits toxic leaders. five traits of toxic leaders. and that's it. that's a short. well, this is just toxic well, listen, this is just toxic people , isn't it? yeah, exactly. people, isn't it? yeah, exactly. so leader that sounds so being a leader that sounds like narcissism. that's someone us isn't it. as much in that. i think it's just a yeah. as i said newspaper sort of falling for the trick in publishing article someone's book article to plug someone's book anyway i'm going the anyway but i'm going now to the metro met. this is a good st metro the met. this is a good st patrick's day story. and what's going on with this yeah,

going on with this one. yeah, a club knights accused of for club knights is accused of for hiring a leprechaun for some patrick's . an invite was sent patrick's. an invite was sent out on the whatsapp group encouraging people to come to this and go in the this party and call go in the printworks in and a student cup night has scrapped its plans to have a actor dressed as leprechaun for st patrick's day after a backlash from the university. you know what people some of these people that go to universities just they just looking to try and find something to get upset about and this was this was the thing that they've they've said that, you know, it's a it's too stereotypical to be a short leprechaun. it's out of order on the irish people and the i don't know if there was a single that got upset by this but they're pretty sensitive . yeah so turns pretty sensitive. yeah so turns out probably none of the people in the were dwarves but look this annoyed me because these people that have got annoyed have now this a night night's

work and i mean these pay is going to be short i know i shouldn't say is bank balance going to be low. oh no. it's a it's a minefield yeah. he's going to have very little money. sorry. so here's the thing . sorry. so here's the thing. like, when the lord of like, it's like when the lord of the announced and the rings were announced and they were going to cgi they said they were going to cgi bigger people to hobbit size, and all the were , well, and all the dwarves were, well, we don't get any work, right? so this isn't fair on the. but the thing this story is what annoys me because thought was me is because i thought was going outraged going to be people outraged aboutidea going to be people outraged about idea exploiting about idea of exploiting a smaller it good smaller i thought it was good enough. yeah it's irish students this irish student basically this irish student is basically saying this highly offensive to irish people. irish making it all about isn't a celebration of the you know, who's done the most to promote the myth of the leprechaun in the world is ireland and irish people. you go there, you can't move for the leprechaun. well, i'm jewish and every and is a mythical every. and so this is a mythical creature. right. jew, creature. right. but as a jew, every hanukkah, all dress up every hanukkah, we all dress up as a jewish mythical creature. three wheels where barbra streisand wigs and we dress up as her go around and. no one as her and go around and. no one no a problem with that.

no one has a problem with that. it's pretty scary. well, i don't have a problem with i mean she she quite is she can be quite funny is offensive. think she's offensive. yeah i think she's very it's not offensive very very odd it's not offensive to i feel bad for the to you know i feel bad for the who way has irish heritage who by way has irish heritage and he wow yeah. you and he wasn't. wow yeah. you know, i've said to the person know, so i've said to the person that i think, you that complaint, i think, you know, a very low blow. yeah know, that a very low blow. yeah you've done it again. sorry oh goodness. like, we're goodness. like, okay, we're going now to this going to move on now to this story. daily mail. this is story. the daily mail. this is about you've been about the lunches you've been packing, so packing, jonathan. yes so we have a story a rather odorous lunch, i suppose it can be described as so the headline is my teacher phoned to say the lunchi my teacher phoned to say the lunch i packed with him is in quotes disgusting and inappropriate and claims that smell other smell is distracting other students a isn't it? students is. a twist, isn't it? because lunch was a korean because the lunch was a korean traditional . yeah. so traditional korean. yeah. so therefore this is racist so that's what people are saying the fact that it was met such vitriol is suggests did that it was actually a racist comment and not just about the like it was it was at the lunch consisted of kimchi and spam which is apparently this article

a traditional korean lunch dish and also included are small celery sticks with blue cheese and goat's cheese, as well as spicy doritos . i'm into it. spicy doritos. i'm into it. i mean, that sounds like a nice lunchif mean, that sounds like a nice lunch if i'm honest, but i mean, blue cheese, that's fancy. is it racist? because, you know, if you know some of the french cheeses smell quite bad and you brought packed brought that in in a packed lunch, think you can lunch, i think you can legitimately don't do that legitimately say don't do that because it smells bad and without you know, french without being, you know, french right french accent. you right in the french accent. you like your like stop bringing your cheese in. french. well think in. it's not french. well think so. a very polite british so. what's a very polite british dish like to. i like fish and chips. fish and chips? yes if i give my kid fish and chips and took in a school and they rang me up and when listen, don't bnng me up and when listen, don't bring the fish and chips in the school because it stinks. i wouldn't be like, oh my god, you're out of order because. that's i'm that's horrible because i'm british. people british. exactly think people are a lot into are kind of reading a lot into i don't think anyone being don't think anyone was being offensive a race and also discussed an inappropriate is discussed in an inappropriate is a strong it is a little bit strong for it is strong it it's a strong if strong it it's a bit strong if a teacher rang me up and said, look, the food you've made is

discussed in an inappropriate. i'll yeah, you i'll be like, yeah, what are you going it by? well that's going to do it by? well that's because style because that's your style because that's your style because masculine, because i'm masculine, you're masculine. the thing is are some foreign food is kind of gross. i've markets i've been in french markets where selling my bulls where they're selling my bulls testicles a tray so you know, testicles in a tray so you know, some racist that is that some a bit racist that is that racist. what in the racist. yeah. what about in the wet where they wet markets? china, where they sell like a bat on a stick, like a toffee one of those. you'll get quite sick. yeah, it's pretty. pretty. that's where i came what's came from, apparently. what's wrong fashioned. wrong with a good old fashioned. hey, from a lab hey, they came from a lab allegedly. going to move allegedly. we're going to move on now to some happy news. this is romantic bus stop or is a romantic at a bus stop or something. something to something. something nice to finish here go. man finish on. here we go. man creates timetable to creates a fake timetable to propose bus stop. his propose a bus stop. he met his girlfriend. rory met girlfriend charlotte near cross charlotte bus stop near cross station seven years ago. so he thought was only to pop the thought it was only to pop the question the exact same spot. question at the exact same spot. he's online . his he's been praised online. his incredibly proposal . he incredibly sweet proposal. he installed a fake timetable and he basically said to his missus , come let's let's get , come over, let's let's get bus, have a look. i'm when she looked on there it was actually a proposal saying what it

a proposal saying what did it say we've together for seven years and this is where we met you marry me. how do we actually change the she? she changed the bus. but he also took her to mcdonald's before he john. he's set a precedent men to not have to try very hard thank you ladies of mcdonald's and propose this guy's a hero he's doing that for all men well that's, a very sweet to end on, but very sweet story to end on, but do we to end? we are out do we do have to end? we are out of time. so let's have a quick look again, saturday's front pages, daily mail are leading with passports, threat to holidays telegraph has holidays. the telegraph has a war crime arrest warrant for putin the guardian, nhs doctors offered £5,000 to lure staff into private jobs . the mirror into private jobs. the mirror has victory over cruel hunters. those are the trump trophy and the times is running with . the times is running with. holidays hit as passport staff walk out over pay and the daily star. more on the passport story. we're going on a summer houday. story. we're going on a summer holiday . that is all we've got holiday. that is all we've got time for. thanks my guests, dan o'reilly and jonathan cogan. please do tune in tomorrow . leo please do tune in tomorrow. leo

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