you with gb news in a moment headliners. but first, let's bnng headliners. but first, let's bring you the latest news headlines. and today, boris johnson has told the privileges committee hand on heart he didn't lie to employees over partygate the former prime minister says although he takes full responsibility for gatherings in downing street dunng gatherings in downing street during lockdown and his statements in the commons were made in good faith . he went on, made in good faith. he went on, though, to criticise the committee of bias in its investigation and singled out the chair. harriet harman of being prejudicial. he insisted he attended parties at number 10 to motivate his staff . people to motivate his staff. people who say that we were partying in lockdown simply do not know what they are talking about . people they are talking about. people who say that that event was a purely social gathering are quite wrong. my that my purpose was to thank the staff to motivate them in had been a very

difficult time rishi sunak has seen off a backbench revolt by tory hardliners opposed to brexit deal with northern ireland 22 conservative rebels including boris johnson . liz including boris johnson. liz truss voted against the stormont break regulations . the key break regulations. the key element of the windsor framework aiming to give the stormont assembly a greater say on how eu apply to the province . the vote apply to the province. the vote was passed with 515 votes to 29, with labour and other opposition parties . it scotland's first parties. it scotland's first minister today issued apology to mothers who were forced give up their children for adoption . their children for adoption. nicola sturgeon condemned the practise which is estimated to have forced 60,000 women to part with their babies in the fifties sixties and seventies . the sixties and seventies. the mothers who had their babies taken away from them to the sons , the daughters who were separated from their to the fathers , were denied the rights

fathers, were denied the rights . and to the families who have lived with the legacy for the decade of pain that you have suffered , i offer today my suffered, i offer today my sincere, heartfelt and unreserved apology . we are unreserved apology. we are nicola sturgeon now. rmt union staff have called off strikes that were due to be at the end of the month. this comes discussions continue between the union and the rail delivery group in long running dispute over pay jobs conditions. members were due take industrial action on 30th of march in the 1st of april. the prince of wales has made a surprise to poland to thank uk involved in the ukraine. prince william praised cooperation of british and polish troops who've been working together support the people of ukraine and their quest for freedom. met with the poush quest for freedom. met with the polish defence minister as well as soldiers to personally thank them for working together . just them for working together. just lastly, the us federal reserve

has tonight raised its interest rate by a quarter of a percentage point. the bank of england is due to make its next interest rate decision tomorrow. full coverage you right here on gb news. so now time for headunes. headlines. hello, i'm andrew doyle and welcome to headliners. joining me tonight , take you through me tonight, take you through wednesday's top stories are two of the most photogenic people here at gb news. josh howie and cressida whetton . how are you cressida whetton. how are you both.7 see what i'm doing and flattering you on the outside. you look great as. flattering you on the outside. you look great as . well, man. you look great as. well, man. that's what i was fishing for. but you a suspiciously long but you took a suspiciously long time to get to the compliment. oh, it's just myself. my earrings. you're are earrings. yeah. you're are wonderful. good hair. yeah. not my tie. very nice, but coordinating all about me anyway. we're going to have a

quick look at the front cover of thursday's front page. it's going with the daily going to start with the daily mail, runs harman's mail, which runs harman's face was thunder boris was as agile as a cat . pure was thunder boris was as agile as a cat. pure box was thunder boris was as agile as a cat . pure box office. but as a cat. pure box office. but after four nitpicking hours had . a single mind been changed. a very dramatised headline of the inquiry into boris johnson. the guardian is running with flimsy the partygate answers leave johnson on the brink and the telegraph with the same theme, but from a different angle johnson besieged, but defiant and.the johnson besieged, but defiant and. the express has boris hand on heart. i did not lie to the house and the sun goes a bit differently goes will's freedom fighter prince in secret mission to ukraine border and the daily star back to the boris johnson. yeah but. no but yeah but no but pinocchio clears up all the faff about parties outnumber ten and those where your front pages pages. those where your front pages pages . okay we're those where your front pages pages. okay we're going to kick off with thursday's mail. and obviously this is josh, isn't

it? it's obviously this is josh, isn't it.7 it's obviously it's the big story boris johnson has his hair. yeah. and he does . he has hair. yeah. and he does. he has made an effort. i mean, you know, you know how serious this story exactly this is like the state of our nation is dependent on how well quaffed he is because he didn't even do that when he went to ukraine. you know, total disrespect for the ukrainians and, what they're going through. when going through. absolutely. when it own skin it comes to saving his own skin suddenly he's going put some suddenly he's going to put some i'm i'm jealous i'm maybe it's just i'm jealous before anybody tweets. well before anybody tweets. well before we get there so talk us through this. yeah. so obviously what today, had what we've had today, we had nearly four hour interrogation of him before the committee to defend himself for the crux of it being that he , whether he it being that he, whether he lied or not, knowingly , i think, lied or not, knowingly, i think, deliberately misled parliament. and because he's lying , he and because he's lying, he essentially said no, i didn't do anything wrong . yeah, that is anything wrong. yeah, that is what he said at the time. and now he's saying, well, to as as far as he knew at the time, he

didn't do anything wrong . and didn't do anything wrong. and that's where, you know, he's the guy who came up with the rules. oh, yes. he should he should know that. he should have known. but then in his defence he's saying that, you downing saying that, you know, downing street a century street is a 19th century townhouse. very narrow , townhouse. it's very narrow, cramped. that they cramped. he thought that they were distancing were observed social distancing rules possible. rules as much was possible. champagne it's really important that you might be close to some. you're not the only person who you're talking. you're here. yeah, i agree. sarah vine at the mail. i think it wasn't just about this was . it, it's about about this was. it, it's about the whole past years. it's just, i mean, at the very least, it's in bad, bad taste it when we're all sitting at unable to see our loved ones and you feel some rage . oh, absolutely. i mean, rage. oh, absolutely. i mean, the thing is that there were people you know, some of frontline work was fined £500 a sitting in their car after a shift, eating some fast food . so shift, eating some fast food. so the idea that he's he's breaking the idea that he's he's breaking the rules that he said doesn't make me angry. yeah, okay. but we can all talk about the breaking the rules. but the key

about this is whether he did it. there was any mendacity here. it strikes me that from what i've seen so far from committee, seen so far from the committee, they to prove mendacity. they be able to prove mendacity. they this they might come up with this verdict say it was reckless verdict and say it was reckless , they can't prove. mean, , but they can't prove. i mean, the only gun they've got the only smoking gun they've got is testimony. dominic the only smoking gun they've got is testiwe1y. dominic the only smoking gun they've got is testi we might1inic the only smoking gun they've got is testi we might say: the only smoking gun they've got is testi we might say that's a cummings we might say that's a slightly partisan source given that he's out for vengeance and, has pretty much admitted you can never prove what someone's actually thinking. that's point of time, isn't it.7 then of the time, isn't it.7 then what, boris johnson said was, look, believe that this is all look, i believe that this is all for essential work purposes. he still were still basically said was we were following the guidance to the best our right now as is best of our right now as is pointed out by sabine bernard jenkin , a senior tory mp and who jenkin, a senior tory mp and who was very much on the attack against boris johnson. yeah if bofis against boris johnson. yeah if boris johnson had said that in then there wouldn't be any of this. there wouldn't be a problem. he was so emphatic there were no rules broken and. can you see how however that how might actually work in boris's favour as far as favour ultimately and as far as a of people who support him

a lot of people who support him at think that is at the moment think that this is like a cabal who like a cabal, a cabal who basically want to prevent him from going into number 10 ultimately. know, that ultimately. and you know, that probably happen. i don't probably won't happen. i don't think going trigger think this is going to trigger a by—election because they don't have to say have sufficient as to say that he delivered badly misled parliament. thing parliament. that's the key thing didn't do don't didn't have that do they don't but same i don't but at the same time i don't understand people who still understand people who are still supporting at supporting him when you know at the date. yes flimsy nature of assurances . is sure but i'm just assurances. is sure but i'm just talking about what the committee is there to achieve and i just don't think it achieve anything. there is a smoking gun here in that sense. yes, but i still think that anybody with half a brain. people still brain. why are people still defending terms of lied like defending in terms of lied like he wrong. obvious he he did wrong. it's obvious he did wrong when you want to say prove it but come on he was running the he knew the running the country he knew the rules. said didn't rules. he said i didn't do anything wrong. there's all anything wrong. and there's all these would you these photos doing. would you take that this could be take my point that this could be interpreted as a partisan affair, this might be, you affair, that this might be, you know, perceive it to be know, people perceive it to be the that johnson the

the case that johnson is the only bercy no, only one bercy theories. no, it's a insofar as a it's not this is a insofar as a lot of people believe that lot of people do believe that johnson's only person who johnson's the only person who could possibly starmer could possibly, possibly starmer that it wouldn't have a that soon it wouldn't have a chance. know, ultimately chance. and you know, ultimately that might that this might be might be interpreted i think interpreted in that way. i think that think it doesn't and that i think it doesn't and then, like you it could be then, like you said, it could be interpreted way. but interpreted that way. but i think actually wrong. think actually they're wrong. i don't think anybody is don't think that anybody is going be. starmer don't think that anybody is goini be. starmer don't think that anybody is goini don't be. starmer don't think that anybody is goini don't think be. starmer don't think that anybody is goini don't think that starmer don't think that anybody is goini don't think that he rmer don't think that anybody is goini don't think that he would and i don't think that he would say any better than rishi sunak who seems actually been. who seems have actually been. all prime minister all right. as a prime minister he's like certainly hasn't he's not like certainly hasn't destroyed the country like some some have. and just some other ones have. and just like one more fun thing, like say one more and fun thing, there something quite there was something quite despicable boris despicable within boris testimony that if testimony where he said that if it was so obvious, there was rule breaking, it would rule breaking, then it would been obvious to others, including rishi sunak essentially trying to bring rishi sunak that's like rishi sunak down. that's like weasely behaviour, that's really not cool. that's well if you're going to bring me down, got to bnng going to bring me down, got to bring him down. it's almost as though and rishi some though boris and rishi have some bad well, it is almost bad blood. well, it is almost like that that is really like think that that is really but it is poor behaviour. but in his defence it's also true it i

mean i feel that way of anybody that any of any of these do that was any of any of these do you not feel as many people do that the committee has sort of already made its and that it made decision before it made its decision before it started so—called started analysing this so—called evidence. don't evidence. i don't know. i don't know. i don't know . you know. i know. i don't know. you don't think you think. it's definitely so putting the question know, don't question to, you know, i don't i don't know. i think it could go either way. okay. i do like sarah vine's writing here. she gets very sort of allegorical and sees this as the biggest and he sees this as the biggest court johnny depp . court case since johnny depp. and it's like, i think you're reaching here just little bit. reaching here just a little bit. and although think he's, and although i think he's, a, he's buccaneer a charming he's a buccaneer and a charming just like jack sparrow, but she makes a good choice. good question is after these question. which is after these 4 hours, has a single mind been changed? because my feeling is very that if you're pro very much that if you're pro johnson, you will be. and if you're anti johnson, you still will. think there is will. but i do think there is any i think anybody's any cut. i don't think anybody's mind change on any mind will ever change on any particular that ever particular topic that we ever talk now. i don't know talk about now. oh, i don't know that like to people that i'd like to think people are still capable of, really having an open mind. i've got an

open mind. yeah, i mean, open mind. oh yeah, i mean, i don't know. okay, let's see. i can persuade you something can persuade you or something later. earrings later. okay those earrings suck like those earrings all like those earrings and all that. lovely. it just try that. lovely. it was. just try to. outrageous right. to. that's outrageous right. okay. moving on to a soft spot . okay. moving on to a soft spot. press. what's the telegraph running with ? telegraph running running with? telegraph running with? well, they're also they've also got johnson on the front cover post strangling cover of post busy strangling silent . yeah he looks enraged . silent. yeah he looks enraged. the cult of boris. yeah. so but they've also got this other story they're about not naming suspects. put justice at risk . suspects. put justice at risk. yes. what's this? it's only a small article down at the bottom of the front cover, but crucial nonetheless. what's going here? secret police plan . see sex secret police plan. see sex offenders names withheld from public. offenders names withheld from pubuc.so offenders names withheld from public. so so what would that mean? that would mean plans being put forward to potential protect the identity of . alleged protect the identity of. alleged sex offenders pre trial. but if so, the idea is that if people are charged because at the moment if people are charged their are released well that's in order preserve transparency . in order preserve transparency. it's not definite but the

current wording should be released. there is some released. so there is some discretion . there was the discretion. there was the wording would be moved to can be released . and obviously lots of released. and obviously lots of people are concerned about this because say that once someone is charged in the name is publicised, this often leads to other victims coming forward because of course they've seen so sense but josh so that makes sense but josh isn't there point here that isn't there some point here that actually there actually sometimes there are occasions you maybe occasions where you think maybe withholding the name might be wise for if you take the example of where you of operation midland where you have fantasist who have a complete fantasist who has incriminated all these people and other people did come forward because other fantasist or people after money or whatever forward and said, yeah, yeah, did it to me too. and yeah, they did it to me too. and completely innocent people such harvey as john harvey proctor, such as john piccini , paul mccartney, those piccini, paul mccartney, those sorts of people. i'll drive through the mud needlessly and if you search their names now, what comes up is sex offences. even though they were innocent? yeah. no, it's a real tricky one because you have the former police officer , david garrett, police officer, david garrett, he was arrested and they didn't

reveal his name and he was let off . it only later on off. and it was only later on when the other when wayne cousins , his crime was cousins, his crime was committed. yes. that more people stepped forward. if had stepped forward. so if they had his the time, the his name at the time, the argument is that more people would have stepped in and then he have got away he wouldn't have got away with it. yeah. absolutely it. yeah. so it's absolutely it's a between some it's a balance between some innocent people. and, you know, we people want to we had yes. people want to commit suicide because that and some successfully committing suicide falsely suicide. they've been falsely accused. a case just accused. so isn't it a case just finding i mean, isn't the language what they're going for is for the most is they're saying for the most part, release names part, we release names of charged but might charged people, but there might be where be some circumstances where where the option where discretion or the option is to the police. is is available to the police. is that what's happening? yeah, that's good because that's not good idea because discretion and police , we've discretion and the police, we've got things. that's got to write things. that's problem, isn't it. because you are relying don't you are relying on. but don't you think overall got come think overall we've got come down until proven down on innocent until proven just because that's how we do legal things i would say we need due process absolutely because once you get rid of that, you don't but that's but don't have a but that's but they're saying when they they're not saying when they release people

release the names of people who've been charged not necessarily they're necessarily saying they're not saying but the saying these are guilty but the impact of having name impact of having a name publicised in with such a crime is the same , isn't it. because is the same, isn't it. because that's what people run to. yeah. once you've been then people assume that well there's no smoke and fire. yeah this is a difficult one. there is something telegraph something on the daily telegraph that's interesting is for that's also interesting is for some cult says that some reason the cult says that the of boris and brexit simultaneously imploding. now this newspaper this is from a newspaper traditionally a very pro—brexit very pro boris johnson. so the idea that they've got this editorial up front which is kind of seems to be going, wait a minute , but isn't that quite minute, but isn't that quite good that they sort of well, maybe they have different views . maybe we did it. maybe i did it. thanks there we go. two in this section that we're going to look front page the look at the front page of the sun, for a totally sun, they've for a totally different than boris sun, they've for a totally diffedidt than boris sun, they've for a totally diffe did will's than boris sun, they've for a totally diffe did will's the1 boris sun, they've for a totally diffe did will's the freedom is and did will's the freedom fighter prince and secret mission to border. so there it is. it goes to poland and he's sort of picking up all the people for nato and there's a lovely photo of him on a lovely

photo. well i mean, is that all i anybody who's polled gets my a—okay if you remember that photo, chris, i think he was wearing red earrings . think he wearing red earrings. think he would look a bit. so leave alone for sure. i think that's really unfortunate. they've caught just in a bizarre facial expression. i think they could have done the same. that's his freedom fighter expression. oh that's what he looks like. he's a yes. but i think there's nothing wrong with him going out there and making gestures. you know, it's what is that to complain about? gestures. you know, it's what is that to complain about ? okay. that to complain about? okay. those are the front pages. but after the break, we're going to discuss image of donald discuss the image of donald trump handcuffs why the trump in handcuffs why the gender reform bill apparently helped the snp and one of the worst free lessons all time. see you in a few minutes.

and welcome back to headliners, your first look at thursday's newspapers with me, andrew doyle and. my two of the best comedians gb news money can buy. it's josh , harry and cressida it's josh, harry and cressida wetton . let's kick things off wetton. let's kick things off with story from the times and about our prime minister being absolutely minted he is. rishi sunak tax returns shows he made 5 million in three years. this isn't really a surprise anyone, but it says he paid some a 20% rate charge on capital gains. now i don't earn enough to understand any of what capital gains is, but it kind of makes me ashamed to be british story because he only like 1.7 million a year. yeah, that's essentially it's saying and it's like it's like we're some kind of third world country. yeah because prime other prime ministers in other countries leaders, surely countries and, leaders, surely they're raking. when the sultan of makes lot more. of brunei makes lot more. exactly. now i like exactly. and now i feel like rishi should really up his rishi sunak should really up his game income. game in terms of income. cressida, why is news? we all knew sunak fabulously knew the rishi sunak fabulously wealthy. we did am not sure it is news, but he's the first

prime minister to do this since david we've had david cameron. so we've had a few that haven't done it. yes so i guess he's a good guy. he's like being open when he did it dunng like being open when he did it during boris's testimony today. oh so that's clever. is that like wearing white to a wedding and he's just trying to well he's doing at a time when the news are going to skip over it, but not didn't theresa may published returns she did published a tax returns she did before was appointment before she was appointment esther truss esther right now liz truss didn't but could be that didn't it but it could be that she was like she had them already and then it all over she didn't have time. well was didn't have time. well that was i sort of i've got guys i say she sort of i've got guys i've i've got my oh i'm not i've got i've got my oh i'm not prime minister anymore. poor liz truss. we're going to move on to this one from the guardian on a rather troublesome listen, rather troublesome ari. listen, cressida west school criticise after gay after death threats to gay muslims. like an muslims. this looks like an absolute this viral absolute mess. this a viral video, yes watched it. video, right? yes watched it. it's horrible. so what took us through what happened here? so it school have invited a gay it was school have invited a gay muslim speaker to talk to the kids about that . yes and some of kids about that. yes and some of these children muslim . and

these children muslim. and they're him to task on they're taking him to task on they're taking him to task on the idea that you can gay and muslim. he says you can they say you and it's just kind of you can't and it's just kind of erupted into this very antagonistic session. it's erupted into this very ant'a onistic session. it's erupted into this very ant'a muslim,ession. it's erupted into this very ant'a muslim, ision. it's erupted into this very ant'a muslim, is it?. it's erupted into this very ant'a muslim, is it? it's it's erupted into this very ant'a muslim, is it? it's just not a muslim, is it? it's just lot of things. so i think it's not the school just in an area where of muslims where there's a lot of muslims okay. now this is really okay. so now this is really obviously this bit of a hot obviously this is a bit of a hot topic, isn't it? and this article makes it very unclear on who is blaming who exactly. oh, hey everybody. we all agree hey hey, everybody. we all agree that we go okay. right. josh do you because it's which you think because it's which it's minorities. more money it is and it's so in the guardian they have tried to sort of hedge their bets and this is what they do. sometimes they don't want to anybody gay and anybody essentially gay and muslims sort of written this muslims so sort of written this article that you can't really get the gist of who they keep talking about the parents group . yeah they said not like they don't position is and don't what their position is and basically have to really focus. you have to do your own research. you find, oh it's actually a sort of for the muslim is what they're saying

okay it's this group and they don't ever sort of honestly say that throw you because it that they throw you because it says parents group says that the parents group wanted apology for wanted an apology for the speaker a bit a but speaker which is a bit of a but actually you know this something that really do have to talk that we really do have to talk about. mean they have the about. i mean they have the survey is survey shows that there is a significant proportion some have as of muslims in the as a majority of muslims in the uk that homosexuals uk who believe that homosexuals should criminalised. i think uk who believe that homosexuals srwasi criminalised. i think uk who believe that homosexuals srwas over:riminalised. i think uk who believe that homosexuals srwas over 50%1alised. i think uk who believe that homosexuals srwas over 50% lasted. i think uk who believe that homosexuals srwas over 50% last time. hink uk who believe that homosexuals srwas over 50% last time. there it was over 50% last time. there was major survey this. now, was a major survey on this. now, that's because a lot that's really bad because a lot of a lot of muslim muslims are 93v- of a lot of muslim muslims are gay. these and of gay. right so these and some of these muslim kids will be gay. and it's actually quite important see important think for them to see a gay muslim. they're saying actually okay, not this actually that's okay, not this evil think it evil thing that i think it causes tolerance. that's causes tolerance. and that's what meant to about. what the uk meant to be about. and this is what even one of the teachers this, you teachers said. why is this, you say? it speak of say? why is it speak of a teacher he? he was so angry and i thought that's either a teacher that's just had to be a teacher that's just had to be a teacher for a long time and it's very difficult. and just very difficult. and he's just blown yes oh, i don't blown his top. yes oh, i don't know. guess he personally very know. i guess he personally very passionate about it. i mean, it's a tricky because, you know, i believe religious

i do believe in religious freedom and you believe that homosexuality is a sin. you entitled that. but entitled to believe that. but the there are the reality is that there are gay and it's quite helpful for young muslims particular young gay muslims in particular to of that. right? of to be aware of that. right? of course i feel like course it is. and i feel like the school has just let the school has just really let down as well because down the pupils as well because the school is sort of apologising sort apologising and trying to sort of appease this group or whatever and just go, wait a minute, homosexuality is totally fine. an issue with fine. if you have an issue with that, your problem. that, that's your problem. and that's school has that's not what the school has done backtracked like done here. backtracked like every other school and. well, yes. like with yes. and it's of like with batley backtracked batley grammar they backtracked know when someone was getting death i just think death threats. i just think a stand brave absolutely. stand be brave yeah absolutely. okay this the okay what about this from the mail chinese worried mail about chinese just worried about of about china. well, speaking of bravery china's a great country is i'm a big fan. bravery china's a great country is i'm a big fan . i think is i'm a big fan. i think britain's worried about the growing global influence china. a new poll has revealed it was nine in ten, but actually managed to get in there and change it . so yeah, essentially change it. so yeah, essentially , china is not a benign force of good to the world. no. well, you

know i mean, sinek himself has cited this issue , their cited this issue, their aggressive stance in the south china sea, with china sort of pushing nobody's official there has he's just said they're not a threat. they're just an epoch challenge. know he's challenge. yes, i know he's being euphemistic and a bit mealy mouthed, but talking mealy mouthed, but he is talking about treatment of the weak, mealy mouthed, but he is talking abihe treatment of the weak, mealy mouthed, but he is talking abihe has treatment of the weak, mealy mouthed, but he is talking abihe has mentioned )f the weak, mealy mouthed, but he is talking abihe has mentioned that; weak, mealy mouthed, but he is talking abihe has mentioned that it'seak, as he has mentioned that it's not it's not like committing genocide. yes, exactly. genocide. china. yes, exactly. so and, you know, you have to say that's sort stance on taiwan so and, you know, you have to sapretty s sort stance on taiwan so and, you know, you have to sapretty explicit ance on taiwan so and, you know, you have to sapretty explicit and�* on taiwan so and, you know, you have to sapretty explicit and they're nan is pretty explicit and they're talking want to talking about how they want to have what, 2025? think have it by, what, 2025? i think they saying. yeah, they're they were saying. yeah, they're not . and maybe not messing about. and maybe although these leaders although all of these leaders are a bit harsh are sort of staying a bit harsh because face it china because let's face it china probably the world, you probably will run the world, you know so they want to just be know and so they want to just be like, well, let's look after ourselves. is what's ourselves. right? is that what's going they certainly going on? well, they certainly already of it already control a chunk of it from investments with in from their investments with in africa. they put billions around the of bring on all the to sort of bring on all these countries to and these countries to side and giving massive voting giving them a massive voting block. supporting block. they are supporting russia and but the thing is, unlike america even though all people have issues with america and uke

people have issues with america and like they are and stuff like that, they are a despot run country. yeah, it's not great on human rights , let's not great on human rights, let's just put it that way . so in that just put it that way. so in that case, christopher, given that not brilliant on human rights and you know we've seen the treatment of the weak us should be taking more of a an overt stance on china and sort of you know, pulling out super should be saying making them an official an official threat is that well well that's the question is that too far to sort of position them in that way wouldn't be enough to just be a bit more robust in terms of the criticism . well, so you're criticism. well, so you're saying perhaps he should publicly diss the chinese this the chinese is exactly . i was the chinese is exactly. i was thinking, yeah, he should release a rap song. hey eight in ten brits. but when you get into the how many people are chinese goods, it all gets quite wishy washy at that point. it's like open because they have some great stuff they got loads great stuff and you know i mean get stuff and you know i mean i get all my bowl games, they're all made yeah they're made china. yeah they're arriving the post and look

arriving in the post and look i'm robustly against china's aggressive in the south aggressive stance in the south china i'm not giving up china sea but i'm not giving up some of the toys. of some of the some of the toys. of course not. mean, i'm not course not. i mean, i'm not a hypocrite no. that well hypocrite no. that just well made. yeah right. next made. yeah yeah. right. next story. the guardian story. not from the guardian about adult about donald trump and adult film the pair of film star and the pair of handcuffs. trump wants handcuffs. president trump wants to for a court to be handcuff for a court appearance in stormy daniels . of appearance in stormy daniels. of course, does say, of course course, he does say, of course does. it to be dramatic does. he wants it to be dramatic wants it to be able to appear like a thinks this is going like a he thinks this is going to into his hands, his to play into his hands, his advisers, not so sure about that. no. but, you know, i think he might be right. look, trump was the one who he didn't tweeted out because not on tweeted out because he's not on twitter, he put it on twitter, but he put it out on social. i'm to be arrested on tuesday. just tuesday. apparently, he just heard grapevine. of heard on the grapevine. but of course would him. his whole course would help him. his whole shtick there's shtick is that there's an establishment that are against me and they arrest me me and they can arrest me they're going to lock and they're going to lock me up and that's going to up base. that's going to up his base. this exactly want of. this is exactly what i want of. course he wants to be in how i think is genius. first of all, him being handcuffed, that mirrors him mirrors the tryst between him and daniels. but i don't and stormy daniels. but i don't know details what

know the details of what happened there. i'm assuming that it's that was another is it's actually it's good because the only way to ensure that he doesn't any women's lady doesn't grab any women's lady beds. there is that so beds. well, there is that so it's yeah it's just a precautionary yeah it's just a precautionary yeah it's can't stop it's just because he can't stop himself. what do you think about this? of course. i mean, in all seriousness if the seriousness this, if it is the case that he paid off stormy daniels in the it was daniels back in the day, it was now back five years that now going back five years that would misdemeanour, which would be a misdemeanour, which according of according the statute of limitations viable. limitations isn't really viable. that's the issue is. that's really what the issue is. the issue is did pay off what the issue is he did pay off what the problem is that then the problem is that he then basically used personal checks the problem is that he then ba pay.ly used personal checks the problem is that he then ba pay.ly us

bit when they tried to have him impeached, like not impeached, you know, like not paying impeached, you know, like not paving, impeached, you know, like not paying , it impeached, you know, like not paying, it just helps his case of this stuff. as you say , that of this stuff. as you say, that he might not be allowed to do this. tony, alvin bragg is saying he might not let him appear his . i believe you appear in his. i believe you know, i believe from what read that legal consensus this that the legal consensus on this is isn't much of a is that there isn't much of a case all. and case that they case at all. and case that they do is classified as a do have is classified as a misdemeanour and therefore can't be prosecuted. just i think be prosecuted. so i just i think this on i thought the this is on wise. i thought the impeachment unwise. impeachment was unwise. his popularity the popularity went up. i think the christian. you're right. christian. yeah. you're right. the christian fundamentalist fan base will be like, base part of it will be like, yeah , brilliant. paid yeah, brilliant. look, he paid off that adult sex doll that he slept with . and of course, we slept with. and of course, we don't sure. he denies don't know for sure. he denies it, i say, for balance. it, i should say, for balance. he he slept stormy he denies that he slept stormy daniels. that was just daniels. yeah, that was just $180,000, know, fine . $180,000, you know, just fine. oh, come we will pay people oh, come on, we will pay people off just to get it out of it. look, i'm here. i know every go, okay? ending section now with thursday's times . what's this thursday's times. what's this one about? josh, this is a bit a case of denial. oh, i think the use. oh, my he i really use. oh, my gosh. he i really hope wins that he's obviously

hope he wins that he's obviously one leadership contenders one of the leadership contenders for the snp. no, because he will just the ground just drive them into the ground . not the brightest ball. . he is not the brightest ball. this headline bill this is headline gender. bill roh boosted for snp suggests he's in a fog to sell. this is when the snp has lost 30,000 members. over the last year , a members. over the last year, a good chunk of them imagine women . yes. who are very upset with them putting through this bill them putting through this bill the public in scotland and rest of the uk also are against this bill. yes, this whole idea that sturgeon was putting through this bill, two thirds of the electorate in scotland were against it. it's the idea. humza humza yousaf. yeah, this boosted the opposite of the truth. these is a welcome behaviour. well, this is what he's saying. so what you're saying is they've lost more than 30,000 because he's talking about churn isn't it. if he, if he's saying that actually people like this, we know they've lost 30,000. yeah so maybe they've lost more than that. you know, that. i think he's, you know, they've gained some people humza that. i think he's, you know, they'velgained some people humza that. i think he's, you know, they'vei mean some people humza that. i think he's, you know, they'vei mean he �*ne people humza that. i think he's, you know, they'vei mean he would�*ple humza that. i think he's, you know, they'vei mean he would be humza that. i think he's, you know, they'vei mean he would be the mza yousaf i mean he would be the worst thing to happen to the snp

if he leader he's actually vowing to build up the progressive agenda. he thinks that says he wouldn't amend that he says he wouldn't amend the ignore the bill he would ignore westminster all of westminster even after all of this still get it. this this he still get it. and this is also man he put through is also the man he put through that hate that draconian hate speech legislation we can legislation which said we can prosecute for stuff you prosecute you for stuff you say your home. the is your own home. the man is a lunatic he has now been recommend it to be charged with of course. yeah. because someone could submit complaints could you can submit complaints on other people's behalf . yes. on other people's behalf. yes. because misgendered the because he misgendered the person . so a complaint has been person. so a complaint has been put in him, which he said, of course, would happen when he was pushing that through. but of course it well, he set up these parameters. he said it's all about the perception of the victim. and that's now well, there's now a victim complaint, but the classic of but is the classic case of people caught in a bubble people being caught in a bubble and he's about the and he's talking about the support got, particularly support he's got, particularly amongst younger members amongst our younger members who've this is just who've told that this is just like going to few like corbyn going to a few cranky jewish people, and then going, oh, they think it's okay. so okay. you hear so everything's okay. you hear what hear ? yeah, what you want to hear? yeah, absolutely. saying, we're what you want to hear? yeah, absolltoly. saying, we're what you want to hear? yeah, absollto move 'ing, we're what you want to hear? yeah, absollto move on , we're what you want to hear? yeah, absollto move on to we're what you want to hear? yeah, absollto move on to a we're

what you want to hear? yeah, absollto move on to a break.e what you want to hear? yeah, absollto move on to a break. we going to move on to a break. we have to take a contractually mandated break now but afterwards got tree afterwards we've got tree felling the name of the felling in the name of the environment by beethoven's adulterers and josh is going to vibe out hard, whatever that means. see you in 2 minutes. yemen .

okay, welcome to headline as your first look at thursday's a news papers this is thursday's now and how is this eco warrior council gone too far. now and how is this eco warrior council gone too far . they might council gone too far. they might have done council backs plan to tear down 500 trees to build a bus route to fight climate change, to fight climate change. well, you talked me through that the claim that if they cut down these trees there, a lovely old orchard near cambridge that they're to save between 90 they're going to save between 90 and 210. second inns on a bus journey . right. and therefore, journey. right. and therefore, presumably use the

presumably more people use the route and therefore it will help climate change. but don't the trees well, you trees climate change? well, you would you? would think, wouldn't you? i know what trees? i mean, how know what 500 trees? i mean, how do the i don't do you do the maths? i don't i don't think anyone's attempted but looking at those trees, they look like, know, are big look like, you know, are big natural the atmosphere natural lungs for the atmosphere aren't boston aren't they. little boston between get a small between them and you get a small little a rickshaw those little a rickshaw one of those trains goes that would trains that goes that would employ as well and they employ people as well and they set beer that well i'm set a cup of beer that well i'm sort animal like to see sort of animal i'd like to see that way to work so look this is weird it does feel a bit double speak doesn't it. so the council are saying to are saying we're going to bulldoze trees and in the bulldoze these trees and in the name yeah, name of the environment. yeah, yeah. if they do yeah. the bus line, if they do it, is going to cost £160 million. okay. so maybe more money in bus lines than trees. well, it's a lib dem council says it's the un report highlights the need to decarbonise economies. this is just a classic case of causing more harm. yes but you just good. you've just solved it for. it's the lib dem. yes. okay now , now i understand. okay. first times and it's divide over times now and it's divide over gender identities . josh. yeah,

gender identities. josh. yeah, 1 am. for gen z. adults use genderless pronouns. so they did a poll , a genderless pronouns. so they did a poll, a couple of thousand people. it turns the 18 to 24 year olds just under half have their pronoun within their email signatures or social profiles, but also a of them identify with non z and it's like they in them. yeah a quarter of them have no personal ity. yeah. interesting. you know i'm so glad we didn't have twitter when i was because i was 1824. i guarantee would have been one of those they would you. yeah. i did some gender studies at university. i was convinced did some gender studies at uni didn't. i was convinced did some gender studies at uni didn't needs convinced did some gender studies at uni didn't need male iinced did some gender studies at uni didn't need male andd did some gender studies at uni didn't need male and female we didn't need male and female at all. it was all i can spare to say. i don't feel that way. no.the to say. i don't feel that way. no. the thing that if you had no. the thing is that if you had an did you see the viral an adult, did you see the viral video of that young woman who talks employee. she was talks an employee. yeah. she was talking how if someone applies to job and they their to job and they put their pronouns i don't invite pronouns on it. i don't invite them interview like them to interview because like it aggressive , it to be entitled aggressive, litigious, the rest of it litigious, all the rest of it which true. know, if you which is true. you know, if you could block everyone who which is true. you know, if you coulrtheir block everyone who which is true. you know, if you coulrtheir pronounszryone who which is true. you know, if you coulrtheir pronouns in one who which is true. you know, if you coulrtheir pronouns in that vho which is true. you know, if you coulrtheir pronouns in that bios puts their pronouns in that bios on twitter, you would have a much better time of it because

people angry and, you people are just angry and, you know, aggressive not know, very aggressive and not very except very compassionate, except sometimes because it becomes the fashion doesn't. it, you know, sometimes because it becomes the fash see doesn't. it, you know, sometimes because it becomes the fashsee doon|'t. it, you know, sometimes because it becomes the fashsee doon dating'ou know, sometimes because it becomes the fashsee doon dating appsiow, sometimes because it becomes the fashsee doon dating appsio'lot you see it on dating apps a lot and i swipe left but they're probably doing it because they think people want to think it's what people want to see. they're a see. but they're making a big mistake because employers mistake because most employers are gen—z are not within this gen—z bracket that older than that. and a bit they're and they've got a bit they're a bit more they've got bit more liberal, they've got a bit more liberal, they've got a bit more liberal, they've got a bit more sense. and they're probably actually, probably going to say, actually, you don't want some you know, you don't want some pink raging pink haired, angry, raging frothing employee frothing at the mouth employee going to complain about every little thing claim to be little thing and claim to be victim. you know, want victim. you know, you don't want that your workplace you want victim. you know, you don't want that people workplace you want victim. you know, you don't want that people cankplace you want victim. you know, you don't want that people can get ce you want victim. you know, you don't want that people can get on you want victim. you know, you don't want that people can get on with vant nice people can get on with people going to try get people and i'm going to try get everyone they everyone sacked because they overheard joke that they misunderstood. did misunderstood. that's why i did my brown again. that's why my hair brown again. that's why you did it for exactly. but there is a serious thing. but yeah, people much less yeah, older people are much less likely along with this likely to go along with this ideology i what i wish ideology and i what i wish they'd done is pull some of the younger teenage son, younger people, my teenage son, i know that they're over it. yeah, they are. so that's what i. so i really think it's this gen thing 18 to 24 because

generation below called just not just normal kids , there's no oh, just normal kids, there's no oh, oh, no. look, i imagine this is ephemeral, you know, is this is just a sort of 30 year blip of weirdness. and then i think people will ultimately it's about yeah group of about seven. yeah group of people about 7 to 10 years where there's just people. yeah. there's just toxic people. yeah. and hopefully it reverts to and then hopefully it reverts to normal. friend of normal. but i think a friend of mine a just keeps telling me mine is a just keeps telling me about kids in, his about all the kids in, his class, think this is class, they think all this is nonsense they're the sort of nonsense and they're the sort of 14 16 bracket. they think 14 to 16 bracket. they think it's hilarious. yeah seen those older they've seen what it's hilarious. yeah seen those olde|like. they've seen what it's hilarious. yeah seen those olde|like. they've seen what it's hilarious. yeah seen those olde|like. they've seen howt they like. they've seen how nightmares they reject nightmares are and they reject rejected thursday's and our rejected thursday's now and our younger people better multitasking apparently younger people better multdosking apparently younger people better multdo s01g apparently younger people better multdo so many apparently younger people better multdo so many young pparently younger people better multdo so many young people .y why do so many young people watch tv with the subtitles experts reveal how growing up with tik has made it natural and why it's a good thing. so far, only six 81% of 18 to 25 year olds won't watch television without the subtitles. all right. but you know , this is right. but you know, this is about this is because on the on those tweets and tiktok videos, they have, even if it's a clip of a stand up comedy clip. of like a stand up comedy clip. so always the words up and

so they always the words up and i deliberately make effort i deliberately make an effort not look at the words because not to look at the words because actually women experience, actually women see experience, especially stand—up. but especially if it's stand—up. but yeah, give especially if it's stand—up. but yea punchline give especially if it's stand—up. but yea punchline before give especially if it's stand—up. but yea punchline before they'veive especially if it's stand—up. but yea punchline before they've set the punchline before they've set up don't read it. so up the joke. i don't read it. so why? want to do this? why? why they want to do this? well, think that they're well, i think that they're arguing that because now kids, younger can focus on more younger people can focus on more different you're different things. but you're absolutely igot different things. but you're absolutely i got a friend of experience. i got a friend of mine has to use subtitles mine who has to use subtitles when i go around, decides what stuff and it's and it just isn't because ahead. so jokes because you read ahead. so jokes are or it for are ruined or you need it for season one of the wire until you fully understand well. but apart from that, you watch it with foreign of foreign movies because of course, understand. course, you don't understand. dad, before dad, i learnt norwegian before i saw killing because i wanted saw the killing because i wanted to it as the artist, to experience it as the artist, the director wanted it to be yes i did right once again this one's all about the vibes just vibe check you're quite vibe i'm so super duper vibes all about the vote by the way i'd like to apologise to chris's mother about my earrings but the comment about your earrings just it was just a joke at the time. but i did not mean i love them

anyway. vibe check sorry chris does vijay what the most does mum vijay what the most overused word in our era actually refers to our era what do they mean from 1962? the mean the early modern period. yeah. essentially they're saying it's the most overused what vibe is not most of transphobia would be the most. i really hear the word oh one use the word. i feel like ihear oh one use the word. i feel like i hear do you see it. i don't know anyone who hates this phrase. they say good, only which i just think it means people that can't cope with life. i think it's people that don't want you to ever be in a bad mood. yeah. i'm sorry, chris. just i. it's not a word i hear very often. you know, when i think of five, i think paula abdul song vibe ology, which is well, her lesser well, it's one of her lesser known as the early known hits as the early nineties. got that you've nineties. i've got that you've five other names i've got on tape. it's good. yeah. tape. yeah, it's good. yeah. cassette. good for abdul. cassette. good for paula abdul. i'm but the thing is it's just not really an overused. so why have they called written this weird about this this weird article about this this word that we really long after

so long giving me some bad vibes is logically that just a sensually they like and it's also written like somebody i hate i know it's going to become a real cliche of the saying this but it's feels like a chat and ask where someone just googled a bunch of stuff smashed it all together. yeah it's like the history, the word vibe and good vibrations. the guardian. vibrations. maybe the guardian. we're low stories we're running low on stories that enough that didn't have enough feminists they just feminists to bash, so they just wrote instead. i so. wrote this instead. i think so. but this going to lose this but this is going to lose this article lose them some more article will lose them some more subscribers. it's subscribers. well good. it's about goes anyway. this about time it goes anyway. this one from the telegraph. now this is odd one, chris. so what's is an odd one, chris. so what's this beethoven's this about? beethoven's beethoven's . one his beethoven's dna. one of his ancestors had affair. so i think of our ancestors at some point . of our ancestors at some point. else does it for all of us. he died in 1827, age 56, of cirrhosis. and the lucky. they found some of his hair. so been able to get his dna and the idea is that he might have had the genesis is that he might have had the genes is suggesting he might have had a liver problem and quite a lot they've got some

notebooks reveal drank quite notebooks reveal he drank quite a lot a lot of artists do it yeah so i don't know how confident they can be i love is there's a from him he says there's a quote from him he says my nature shows that i do not belong among this plebeian mass. so he might related so i think he might be related kanye be some. it's kanye west might be some. it's very, very possible. mean , very, very possible. i mean, this is kind of interesting if you to say he's not an you want to say he's not an actual beethoven because know his was broken his paternal line was broken adultery historians of adultery that for historians of musical that suppose is quite musical that i suppose is quite interesting but doesn't interesting but it doesn't really if beethoven's really matter if beethoven's it's confusing article it's a very confusing article because i don't understand like we're talking about beethoven dog right yeah the dog . yeah, dog right yeah the dog. yeah, yeah, yeah. how does he talk. how does he journals . what do how does he journals. what do they care about his lineage actually saying that beethoven dog. i've got five kids though . dog. i've got five kids though. yeah. so you have to watch it on repeat. if we've got his hair coming, the clone and get another symphony out of him . i another symphony out of him. i don't know. that's just wasn't it. i've seen jurassic park. oh, you watch your dog films? i watch my dinosaur films. i know

this stuff. yeah. i also like how they said, we can surmise from his conversation books, which you used to communicate, people, was alcohol people, that he was his alcohol consumption was regular, increased the end of increased towards the end of life. i imagine it's because he basically just slurring his basically was just slurring his handwriting. as he got more handwriting. yeah as he got more wasted. sure that's what wasted. i'm sure that's what happened. we've happened. okay. right. we've to take break unfortunately. take a break now, unfortunately. but we've got but after the break we've got smelly ants , haunted dolls and smelly ants, haunted dolls and joys of being left handed . see, joys of being left handed. see, in a minute .

welcome back to headliners, your first look at thursday's . okay, first look at thursday's. okay, josh diverse acting nominations . this is very good news. bafta tv awards 2023 mature leading actress hailed as victory for diversity . this is from someone diversity. this is from someone who works at bafta and they've basically said it doesn't matter

that there's less people ethnic minority kids who've been nominated this year because we've got loads of old women. okay well, that's the gist of the i did old women over for oh 40. why aren't they dead? why don't we just it comes to awards for films give the awards to the best actors and not worry about their demographic saying crazy talk, make for crazy crazy. focus on. but what they are not is quite cool. average age for the media is the nominated a 50, whereas the average age of the leading actors is 48. so go women yay i i think that's pretty women yay! i think that's pretty close. i mean, that's not much. yeah, but the ahead people are just obsessed with tv. i mean, actually bafta are now saying you can't be eligible for award unless you have certain of unless you have a certain of diversity within crew. no, it's absolutely you know, and there are some films want to make one if you want to make a snow white seven dwarves, that wouldn't work. so but if you want to make a film about know a particular time and culture which was kind

ethnically homogenous what do you do just artificially bung few people in who shouldn't have been there. but it's like with something like the what was the one which was set in africa with the queen you know, the african . there's a film called that's what it's called. no was a silent film that came out this and it was all about like a i think it was just a warrior. the warrior we could do this forever. but whatever it is. point is, everybody in the film is black. but yes obviously this is black. but yes obviously this is that's when the setting is. yeah but if but then how do you. but then of course then after a time there there the time there there with the majority. so that's a quite majority. yes. so that's a quite an interesting thing is why diverse why just were just diverse this why just were just worry story the worry about the story tell the story as want to tell it and story as you want to tell it and not worry about all this nonsense. how about that? i i don't they i'll take on. no. okay well what about from okay well what about this from pulitzer prize winning bit of journalism metro journalism from the metro crisis. this is incredible. apparently some people can smell out can smell out and smell. you can smell now. smell . not that now. i can't smell. not that

i've tried . i would have i've ever tried. i would have you stuck your head in hive. well, no, exactly, but you know hell until so. well they don't have hives . they must be have hives. they must be anthills . got to smell them anthills. got to smell them because there's anteaters with the big long noses we're not well we're not anteaters but maybe some of us partly, you know, the coriander thing. some people love it. some people hate it it i, i read article it about. it i, i read article it's in your genes isn't whether you love it or not. some people say it tastes this. i love it. some people say it tastes like soap. think people genetically soap. i think people genetically predisposed coriander. i predisposed to like coriander. i believe because opinions believe so because the opinions are so one or the other. people either report. i think it's all right . well, i'll. okay, let's right. well, i'll. okay, let's balance anyway . apparently if i balance anyway. apparently if i switched on the floor the can smell of blue cheese or citronella and it can be so strong that it even scares bears away. wow okay me i love squishing ants , but if they want squishing ants, but if they want to get rid of me, they should smell of peanut butter. i'm just saying hate butter. hate saying you hate butter. hate peanut so just peanut butter. so i'm just saying . it's the ants

saying. it's as if the ants don't want me to squish them. then develop that skill. do you ever that worst to ever think that the worst way to die be to eat? be by ants? die would be to eat? be by ants? yes now. yeah, yeah. yes i will now. yeah, yeah. think was the indiana think that was in the indiana jones movie they used to do all the time. they said put people, bury in the sand. not me bury them in the sand. not me faces gum. and then ants faces with gum. and then ants would off. and would eat their heads off. and if with peanut butter, if they did with peanut butter, be even okay be even worse. even worse. okay one of the my favourite horror tropes in the daily star creepy dolls. begin, let's dolls. before we begin, let's have at this video. a bit have a look at this video. a bit of history, hasn't they of a history, hasn't they actually actually to actually actually came to us from back in the day from texas and back in the day the make things like the would make things like george in memory of hustle ones the difference with george is the difference with george is the positive of one. george now has his glasses and his hair. whose hair eyes? the family member that passed over. really? yes that's very spooky, isn't it. josh, what's going on here. it. josh, what's going on here. i can't be the real person's eyes and a person had to gloss glass. what's the story? the story is bargain hunt fans horrified haunted doll with dead man's eyes and this is something

they used to do back in the 19305 they used to do back in the 1930s where they would make a wax effigy of loved ones. they it with kids also they did with adults and stuff and this one supposedly people would get headaches when they're around it and a medium said it's because he wanted his hair back and i know the feeling so this is a haunted doll basically the spirit is in the doll. yes. is it oh a fantastic of taxidermy . it oh a fantastic of taxidermy. well, it certainly is not taxidermy is it. because we haven't stuffed the dead mouse but it is similar. it's along the same , isn't it? there's a the same, isn't it? there's a shopin the same, isn't it? there's a shop in islington of dead birds and such, and i think this would go really well. do you go down really well. do you find. mean, i think the whole find. i mean, i think the whole trope of the possessed doll think child's play, the first chucky brilliant piece chucky film is a brilliant piece work is about a serial work and that is about a serial killer who his soul into killer who puts his soul into a doll the doll not alive. doll so the doll is not alive. it's simply possessed. and doll so the doll is not alive. itthink simply possessed. and doll so the doll is not alive. itthink that'sly possessed. and doll so the doll is not alive. itthink that's a possessed. and doll so the doll is not alive. itthink that's a wonderful. and doll so the doll is not alive. itthink that's a wonderful idea. i think that's a wonderful idea. oh, i was just thinking i would like my i'd like be i don't i wouldn't necessarily like to

have i like the idea have my soul but i like the idea of existing a sort of of me existing as a sort of black stole my kids can play with me instead of the capital. my grandkids, whatever. but i'd like be like a like to think i'd be like a really good? think if you really good? no. i think if you come back as a you have to come back as a doll, you have to be serial. i would like i'd be a serial. i would be like i'd be a serial. i would be like i'd be like the bear, you know, i'd be like the bear, you know, i'd be i'd be really cool. i'd be like, i'd be really cool. i'd love it. i think that's a really good idea. i think it's a shame that that whole idea this that that whole idea of this these kind of went these wax effigies kind of went out like to bring them out of. i'd like to bring them back in my you guys wax me up on on that note we're going to move on that note we're going to move on to this one about the devil's hand if. you're hand the telegraph if. you're left might be at left handed you might be at puzzling disadvantage. so telegraph's puzzle editor, why didn't that the didn't they mention that the career of school, career sessions of school, you could. puzzle could. the telegraph's puzzle editor . as has been alerted to editor. as has been alerted to the fact that some people are disadvantaged, 12% of the population are left handed . and population are left handed. and because of where they put the clues on page for the clues on the page for the crossword left handed crossword for left handed people, difficult. oh, people, it's more difficult. oh, we're backwards for we're bending over backwards for these with these left these people with these left handers. they've got own handers. they've got their own scissors they've their own scissors they've got their own rulers . you know, don't we

rulers. you know, why don't we cut the old days where we cut back the old days where we sort of used to burn them until they wrote the right. and they wrote with the right. and so think this what so i think this is just what i call it and i can't do telegraph crossword, not because i'm crossword, but not because i'm left because i'm thick. maybe it's our producer, richard is left he was very anxious left handed. he was very anxious that story next. that. we cover this story next. that a real civil rights that is a real civil rights issue. yeah well, it's issue. does he? yeah well, it's also just pushing people to the quiz online because then the clues a different clues appear in a different place. i think they might place. yes i think they might have point here, actually. you have a point here, actually. you know, the world built for the right handed people is an everything. 12% the everything. 12% of the population left handed. yes population are left handed. yes but something very but there's something very interesting about . ronald interesting here about. ronald reagan, bush , bill reagan, george w bush, bill clinton, obama , all a clinton, barack obama, all a left hand. is that right? so but this is it . they left hand. is that right? so but this is it. they say left hand. is that right? so but this is it . they say the reason this is it. they say the reason is because on television. it because everything's the opposite it makes them look like they're right handed . so people they're right handed. so people identify with the more so i'm going to start writing a lot on headliners very sort of get build up a nice fan base and i'm

just like you that's what need. so there we go. you know , out of so there we go. you know, out of support from the left and the community i'll take any lefty support why don't we have those sort of people up in arms left handed community. you know, other community you know. well, this be the start the this could be the start of the next they do have next thing. and they do have is if you historically reasons if you have historically reasons there's religious and there's lots of religious and imagery is prejudiced imagery that is prejudiced against the left handed. absolutely is to have sat absolutely christ is to have sat at god's hand . judaism at god's right hand. judaism speaks of the right being associated with strength. you're aware that's aware of that. yeah. that's why. that's they . shun me . why that's why they. shun me. why week josh is what called me in my community we are to finish with a story now i identify very strongly with josh what's this ? strongly with josh what's this? misophonia one in five. i have a condition that makes noises on bearable and they experience high levels of distress and panic when hearing certain triggering sounds like corbyn corbyn. oh my god that fits so.

so it's actually people eating popcorn and eating crisps, those kind of things. it is reading them. sniffing is very interesting drugs as well . yes interesting drugs as well. yes that would be annoying. is they're saying that these people get get a physical fight or flight or fight response as an arachnophobia, i have some sympathy. okay. well, look the show is nearly over, unfortunately, but let's another quick thursday's pages quick look at thursday's pages before we finish the daily mail is running the boris is running with the boris johnson committee story that they've got. harman's face was thunder and a big, long, dramatic headline that i'm not going to read out now. the has flimsy partygate and says leave johnson on the brink. the telegraph johnson besieged but defiant they express boris hand on heart. i did not lie to the house and the daily star. they're sceptical. yeah, but no . yeah, but pinocchio up all the faff about parties at ten, that is all for our show tonight. thank you to my guests and cressida whetton headliners is back tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh howie and nick dixon. and

remember, if you're watching the 5 pm, repeat stay tuned for the breakfast which just breakfast show, which is on just after the .

bofis boris johnson clashes with mps over partygate as his revolt against rishi sunak crumbles in the commons . against rishi sunak crumbles in the commons. good morning. at 6:00 on thursday, the 23rd of march, this is breakfast on gb news with eamonn holmes and isabel webster. very good to have you on board. leaving the news this morning and i really must insist on this point. people who say that we were partying in lockdown simply do not know what they are talking about. not know what they are talking about . former prime minister about. former prime minister bofis about. former prime minister boris johnson has said accusations he misled the

commons are complete nonsense as