good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez in the newsroom. the french president says king charles visiting would have lacked sense from protests happening across the tens of thousands of people have been demonstrating against government's plan to raise the pension age from 62 to 64. the king and the queen were due to arrive on sunday as part of a week long trip to europe. but president emmanuel macron has defended postponing their first state visit, suggesting instead date in the early summer. the winds a framework has been

formally adopted . the uk and the formally adopted. the uk and the eu foreign secretary and european commission a meeting earlier today to sign off the post—brexit trade for northern ireland. that's mps voted in favour of the stormont brake despite opposition from the dup dup . the prime minister has dup. the prime minister has stressed the importance of upholding democrat values during a meeting with his counterpart , a meeting with his counterpart, benjamin netanyahu, in the thousands rally israel and here against a law that's been approved by, his right wing coalition critics say it's designed to shield from his corruption trial . rishi sunak corruption trial. rishi sunak also called a de—escalation of tensions in the west bank outside downing street demonstrators describe netanyahu's controversial reform aims as unacceptable . security aims as unacceptable. security guards at heathrow will go ahead with strikes over the easter houday with strikes over the easter holiday after talks over pay failed the airport. it has

contingency plans place to deal with the ten day walkout and keep running as normal heathrow said is offered a 10% pay increase to workers . actress increase to workers. actress gwyneth paltrow has denied being engagedin gwyneth paltrow has denied being engaged in risky behaviour the day she allegedly skied a man seven years ago. ms. paltrow has given evidence in the witness box on the fourth day of a trial in utah, where she's being sued for just over two and a half forjust over two and a half million pounds. forjust over two and a half million pounds . 76 year old dr. million pounds. 76 year old dr. terry sanderson claims he suffered a head injury and broken ribs after being hit from behind by the actress while skiing in park city in 2016. ms. paltrow has denied the allegations, claiming instead, she is victim . the premier she is victim. the premier league has referred everton to an independent commission to question reported losses of over £370 million. everton's loss dunng £370 million. everton's loss during the 2020 122 season.

allegedly the league's profit and financial sustainability rules allowing clubs to lose a maximum £105 million over a three year period or face sanctions . while in a club sanctions. while in a club statement . everton said they statement. everton said they were disappointed by the premier league's decision and servicemen who helped carry the queen's coffin in edinburgh are among those recognised in honours list after the queen died at her scottish residence , balmoral, on scottish residence, balmoral, on the 8th of september. but the royal regiment of scotland carried the coffin to st giles cathedral to lie in rest. the chief of the cathedral also received honours under the royal victorian recognising. recognising service to the monarch . to online debate plus monarch. to online debate plus radio and on tune in. this is a gb news is was time for headliners .

headliners. who hello i'm andrew doyle welcome to and joining me tonight take you through saturday's top tier new stories are two of our top tier panellists. i've got josh howie and am i both very well. very good. and am i both very well. very good . your jackets are getting good. your jackets are getting more and more elaborately . it's more and more elaborately. it's the same jacket. it's just i'm getting more boring, so i see you look more. never seen anyone do double paisley before. yeah, it can be done. well, apparently it can be done. well, apparently it can be done. well, apparently it can be done very successfully. should it be done, though? question. though? that's the question. that's know. in that's the question. i know. in a shirt a blue that a pink shirt with a blue that doesn't even match. look, we're meant let's not meant be getting on. let's not fight couture . all right? fight over couture. all right? let's start by through. let's start by looking through. tomorrow's pages . daily tomorrow's front pages. daily mail leading with that macro mail is leading with that macro on surrenders the mob . the on surrenders to the mob. the telegraph uk reset with eu in disarray as kings visit councils will obviously getting onto this french story in a moment the guardian a brutal ofsted regime driving us to quit one school

heads and the times leading with the french story as well. chaos reigns in france. the bucks the trend here nhs a dental crisis . trend here nhs a dental crisis. i was so desperate i went to ukraine to get teeth fixed and finally the daily star with some nonsense half baked baguettes causing some kind of global those where you're front pages . those where you're front pages. and we're going to begin with the daily mail josh what are they leading with? they've got a picture of gwyneth paltrow in a court case the moment, i think. and she's wearing some very black boots . yes, shiny boots. black boots. yes, shiny boots. they're looks like she's sort of auditioning for the matrix. it's auditioning for the matrix. it's a bit matrix. see that the actress, it's coming back. great film. i don't know . last one was film. i don't know. last one was terrible so i'm kind of glad we're only on number four. i never thought it absolutely never thought it was absolutely appalling. i really couldn't get through once doogie howser through it. once doogie howser turned get turned out, maybe you didn't get the probably understand the probably didn't understand that postmodern yeah that you're a postmodern yeah macron's surrenders to mob

macron's surrenders to the mob but really say how he but it doesn't really say how he has saying he's one who has he saying that he's one who pulled visiting . i've pulled the king visiting. i've read reports saying that read other reports saying that it one he's made a mutual it was one of he's made a mutual decision. yeah maybe. yes i've read that as well but he ultimately made the decision that be bad i mean that it would be a bad i mean there's even some graffiti there's was even some graffiti wasn't charles wasn't sort of saying charles that what the that do you know what the guillotine and stuff like guillotine is and stuff like that. so these that. so some of these protesters getting quite or protesters are getting quite or it in french it's it was probably in french it's scenes french words. at scenes of french words. so at least those sentences in least half of those sentences in french. yes and charles iii. yeah charles de trois charles. that's was what. do you that's why i was what. do you make of this? i mean, do you think it's a bad idea to capitulate to protesters and say. visit can't go say. well, this visit can't go ahead you know. no, ahead and you know. no, no, i mean. well, it depends with the what the protests are, but i mean, think macron he's been criticised for raising the retirement think it's retirement age from i think it's from about 22 to and so the from about 22 to 24. and so the french are in uproar that they're to have to do a few more , a few more months of the three day weeks, but big . he needed to day weeks, but big. he needed to do it to make to make friends,

to sort of a modern economy a competitive economy. there's to not heavy with with pensioners draining money but the problem was didn't have support in was he didn't have support in parliament didn't parliament and he didn't have support amongst the electorate ehhen support amongst the electorate either. you're never going to get for something people are never a never going to you you want a benevolent dictatorship that benevolent dictatorship is that what so no but we're what you want be so no but we're drifting into communism in the west drifting because west we're drifting into because nobody work . nobody wants to do any work. everybody furlough so much everybody love furlough so much and every government and now every every government is gradually getting bigger and more cumbersome. and that's the problem with the when you do this in france. there is they've got history protesters, this in france. there is they've got on history protesters, this in france. there is they've got on the tory protesters, this in france. there is they've got on the streetotesters, this in france. there is they've got on the street actually people on the street actually doing about it. there's that photo set fire to the front photo they set fire to the front of the city hall bordeaux, of the city hall in bordeaux, you know, mean business. you know, they mean business. yeah, not lazy when it yeah, they're not lazy when it comes protest. you're comes to protest. no, you're giving you can make giving it away. you can make their protesting. they their jobs protesting. yes, they would. very they their jobs protesting. yes, they woulc 80, very they their jobs protesting. yes, they woulc80, 80, very they their jobs protesting. yes, they woulc80, 80, 90. very they their jobs protesting. yes, they woulc80, 80, 90. has very they their jobs protesting. yes, they woulc80, 80, 90. has hey they their jobs protesting. yes, they woulc80, 80, 90. has he triedy go to 80, 80, 90. has he tried calling far right. yeah, because i've noticed sadiq khan and justin trudeau, jacinda ardern, they say that these they always say that these protesters are far right is a way of and then every oh god i mean nothing to do but that's the to vote. that's how you

the way to vote. that's how you win. the brexit win. people after the brexit vote, were kicking vote, people were kicking themselves. call people vote, people were kicking themsenough. call people vote, people were kicking themsenough. yeah:all people vote, people were kicking themsenough. yeah thatieople vote, people were kicking themsenough. yeah that was.e vote, people were kicking themsenough. yeah that was the racist enough. yeah that was the issue. that was the problem that you more tweets calling people racist have racist with a would attempt have you the front of you noticed what's the front of this they're this daily mail article they're talking watch talking well about this watch business so macron was talking about the minimum wage and suddenly this suddenly he was wearing this hugely , whatever it was, like hugely, whatever it was, like a rolex , not a rolex, the rolex, not a rolex, the equivalent. and through the interview, it mysteriously disappears , which suggests that disappears, which suggests that he's good at agitation. he's quite good at agitation. i think the whole of sleight think the whole kind of sleight of oh, maybe you just got to of oh oh, maybe you just got to show a big weather. well, show you a big weather. well, that's i said, that's the only reason i said, oh but this is, you know, oh well, but this is, you know, that they're talking as though it's his marie—antoinette moment. saying moment. well, he's saying that it's banging into it's because it was banging into the . he might be, but the table. he might be, but i don't know he's i any like we had rishi sunak our prime minister's guy i've just made loads of money it's my tax returns . of course he's not returns. of course he's not trying to actually get to work. and on the front cover of the telegraph as well, we also have this story. is again about this story. this is again about the visit have cancelled the king's visit have cancelled france yeah, but there's

france lear yeah, but there's a smaller story there about migrants moved from from hotels at the moment they're being put up cross—channel migrants what was it 44,000 last year. let me put in there like four star hotels , some of them which is hotels, some of them which is costing the government a huge amount of money, £11 million, like every day is a daily because the £7 million this doesn't seem that's more than that's more than the british spends on watch i spent and watch i don't understand why did why not airbnb or something like that or one of those sort of pod hotels airbnb is more expensive and they cancel like and also they can cancel like a day you're right. they day before. you're right. they also as which it also charge as well, which it clearly would if they found clearly would do if they found out going stuff 23 out you're going to stuff 23 albania and in there. albania and men in there. instead they're going to host migrants ferries and also migrants on old ferries and also into decent rudimentary accommodation, which something i want to read on tripadvisor. that's a that's a put them in horrible accommodation it's been functional . the thing horrible accommodation it's been functional. the thing is this is this is a military is it it'll

be used to house single adult male migrants which is 99% of them. i don't know why they can't just house them with people on twitter. you see all refugees welcome the welcome when those when we put them in those people's gary lineker people's houses gary lineker have a big house can he get you commandeer go live because he's a he had for two a hero he had someone for two weeks go to freedom for weeks he did go to freedom for two for and the photo two weeks for and the photo opportunities it's like brits made the door for me in the servants they were also looking so they doing it i believe at disused ferries but they were looking at student accommodation and they and holiday camps. but they decided go with them decided to not go with them because. need humane because. they need humane accommodation . butlin's see if accommodation. butlin's see if that's even do that would be against the geneva convention. but then what about what all those facilities they built those big facilities they built for covid that never used , for covid that never got used, they got knocked down. the they all got knocked down. the government to knock them government to pay to knock them down well, we had to pay down again. well, we had to pay to knock them down again. this is ridiculous. some of is ridiculous. but yes, some of the some the ticked that are the some of the ticked that are used to advertise the cross—channel the cross—channel services by the people literally people traffickers, literally adverts media saying adverts on social media saying come the channel us, we'll

come the channel with us, we'll charge you know, it is charge you, you know, it is ,5,000. and you know, when you get uk going be get to the uk going to be amazing. they footage amazing. they include footage from that people from these hotels that people get they're like look get up and they're like look amazing to england, amazing is you get to england, you put up in this forest , you get put up in this forest, our country and the our country estate and the british pays it. so british taxpayer pays for it. so they to change it just to they need to change it just to make less a pull. okay. make it a bit less a pull. okay. well, going to move on the well, we're going to move on the front cover. the guardian, josh they're different they're leading with a different story. brutal regime story. yes. brutal ofsted regime driving quit, warn school driving us to quit, warn school head. so normally they do these ofsted reports every 3 to 4 years, but i think they change rules recently where even if had outstanding you would get maybe investigate a little bit more often not people were resting on their laurels as the gist of it and that a lot of headmasters had mistresses had people who were basically pointing how stressful it is. and i do appreciate that. but it's also part of your job there is that. but this of course comes off the of the tragic death of ruth perry, who was a head teacher who got an inadequate rating and

took her own life. very, very sad story. and obviously sad story. and it's obviously made think about what made people think about what kind teachers kind of pressure teachers are under comes this . but under when it comes to this. but but right in a way i used but you're right in a way i used to work at a school where when the ofsted thing was announced, suddenly everything was revamped, everything. because we just and just doing anything right and this very, very this was done very, very quickly. know, yeah, quickly. so you know, yeah, you're it's but you're right. i mean, it's but even parents of get called even the parents of get called in it's like the way just in it's like by the way just we've the ofsted report this we've got the ofsted report this was the week so could you please. oh we were talking we were hiding the thick kids all sorts my kids sorts of stuff. what my kids were i'm sorry were sent home. i'm sorry about that. let's get today. that. okay let's get today. yeah, it is stressful being a teacher, you know, and offsite inspections you know, inspections are, you know, you have the room have someone in the room watching lessons and they watching the lessons and they scrutinise everything. yeah. like job. like you're like any other job. you on how your you get measured on how on your performance is performance the saying is driving school teachers are saying is driving education is oh who's going to oh no who's going to indoctrinate the children into being me that's being genderqueer call me that's something it. the ofsted being genderqueer call me that's sometdog it. the ofsted being genderqueer call me that's sometdo is it. the ofsted being genderqueer call me that's sometdo is they t. the ofsted being genderqueer call me that's sometdo is they t. the actually could do is they could actually keep on the kind of keep an eye on the kind of indoctrination elements of schools they're not really schools and they're not really doing that, probably doing that, but probably encouraging who encouraging it at well, who knows? to go on to

knows? okay, i'm to go on to another is the another paper now. this is the cover the mirror. totally cover of the mirror. totally different story. haven't different story. they haven't gone france. what they do, gone with france. what they do, though, so. oh, sorry, sorry. no no worries. just . basically it's no worries. just. basically it's got a guy with , you know, full got a guy with, you know, full on grumpy person photograph for newspaper face saying i was so desperate i went to ukraine and to get my teeth fixed. so they're seeing in the mirror the you know obviously want to slam the tory government they're saying can't their saying people can't get their teeth nhs here but teeth fixed on the nhs here but ukraine bleeding bombed the ukraine bleeding bombed the ukraine offer an ukraine can still offer an affordable functioning dental service. it's a scandal and a disgrace that we cannot however i mean it's affordable for people going from the uk. it's affordable for ukrainians. people going from the uk. it's affordable for ukrainians . why i affordable for ukrainians. why i want to know. that's different course. minimum wage, bit course. minimum wage, a bit lower mean, this is lower there. i mean, this is a bit of clickbait article, isn't it? nhs dentistry is it? it's odd. nhs dentistry is so have go to a war so bad you have to go to a war zone to get a ticket to get your teeth sorted. but some of the stats in the article are pretty scary. mean they're saying that 91% in the uk are 91% of practises in the uk are not accepting there are

not accepting new and there are now 11 million people going without appointment and without an appointment and 73 children day have children a day have to have rotten teeth removed because of failures in the nhs failures to invest in the nhs basically. yeah. well the thing with it's slightly i do with children it's slightly i do think that you don't have to pay for them or at least my is right and my dentist but they kicked me out. i was with them for years and then i went in and something happened. teeth something happened. my teeth let's it and i went let's not get into it and i went and had appointment. they're and had an appointment. they're like, a couple of hundred like, okay, a couple of hundred quid as i've been you quid as i where i've been you for and they're like, for ten years and they're like, no, no, because you didn't call in like two years. oh. so we in for like two years. oh. so we kicked you off the books? yeah. you have stay on it. no, you have to stay on it. no, that. so it's like actually that. so it's like you actually this thing where you this weird thing where you should didn't tell that should you didn't tell me that but going to send but you know i'm going to send the bill the bill. it's the bill send me the bill. it's my fault. all right, look, that's the pages over and done with. but coming up the break, we've got six age starmer and we've got six ad age starmer and educating see 2 educating parents. see you in 2 minutes .

welcome back to headline news with me and the marco inn and williams to my gary barlow. it's josh howie and leo kearse . let's josh howie and leo kearse. let's kick off with saturday's mayo. josh is this podcast has to do if he wants to self i.d. as a prime minister. yes it is if you can't say what a woman is you will lose the election labour strategy , warned keir starmer. strategy, warned keir starmer. he rule out bringing in he must rule out bringing in genden he must rule out bringing in gender, i.d. he must rule out bringing in gender, id. or an snp gender, self id. or an snp style meltdown and essentially i'm glad this is getting more pubuchy. i'm glad this is getting more publicity. i'm glad it's been brought to the fore. it's that it's taken this long labour to realise that half of the electorate are women who might be slightly upset if they have to share jails cells with male rapists and can't be fairly as poles and various other things shouldn't go to jail. well, don't commit a crime that's advice to well know no idea

about basic human rights . but about basic human rights. but then what about this? i mean, then what about this? i mean, the keir starmer interviewed on nick ferrari last year and nick ferrari show last year and he whether could he asked whether women could a penis he spent about half penis and he spent about half a half a minute, 99% and i just doing all that you think just say women well this is what the post this is a senior source told the newspaper if keir is still being asked by the time the election what a woman is, then lost on day one. yeah, then he's lost on day one. yeah, that's absolutely because that's absolutely right. because if a very if you can't answer a very simple honestly and simple question honestly and truthfully then the electorate just absolutely suspect you don't like coward. it has brought down nicola sturgeon at least in part, although i do nofice least in part, although i do notice that the welsh government, mark drakeford seem to be going the same way. they're this totally they're like, oh, this totally obliterated snp, let's do obliterated the snp, let's do what did well, but these what they did well, but these people, people learn , people, why can't people learn, these basic lessons in politics. yeah i do think you know, whoever gets in follow nicola sturgeon. i think going to sturgeon. i don't think going to do unless it's ash regan not going to do an about well humza yousaf is to down. yousaf is going to double down. yeah nothing yeah yeah you did nothing wrong. yeah are you talking about the

amazing the trouble. the trouble keir starmer you know what keir starmer is you know what people a politician, people in a politician, especially if they're a leader, is consistency and knowing what they want and sticking to their guns. and he's just flip flopping grouping this flopping and focus grouping this issue , changing mind issue, changing his mind depending on what seems to be the wind is blowing. the way the wind is blowing. nobody know, i think you do nobody you know, i think you do want a politician who's going to change to be change their mind is going to be the i agree with the more evidence. i agree with you, they should have been on this issue much more. and he does sort of pulling does seem to be sort of pulling back the because he back from the because he did sort say year that they sort of say last year that they would bring in self id. yeah. so there's there seems to be some sort recalcitrance now well sort of recalcitrance now well they that self i.d. sort of recalcitrance now well they that self id. is they now know that self id. is open anyone open to exploitation as. anyone with brain. he said with half a brain. he said in 2000, 21 people have been saying for years how this exactly would play for years how this exactly would play fact they did play out. so the fact they did this this part people this and this is part people living bubble now was in living in a bubble now was in marrakesh and i was marrakesh last weekend and i was talking to this couple. they were at a party, keir starmer and are the kind of people you hang with i say, you hang out with and i say, you know, picture and they were and

then they would say, oh yeah this, this, this transition is just right wing. it's just a, you know , it's culture wars and you know, it's culture wars and stuff like that. and i was like and i would say and i said exactly this, i was like, no, this is a hugely issue. like he has to be to say a woman is has to be able to say a woman is electorate to know like, no, has to be able to say a woman is ele

rosie duffield yet again getting more today on twitter so mostly women yeah they when they take a stand yeah no cares boss okay right we're going move on to this next story. this is saturday's now and leo hey teacher leave the kids alone. no, no, it's no, no . and 20, 23. no, no, it's no, no. and 20, 23. so— no, no, it's no, no. and 20, 23. so leading organisers have written a letter to written a letter . the cabinet minister letter. the cabinet minister state schools warning that sex education risks becoming engulfed by culture wars . so engulfed by culture wars. so there's been issues in the papers recently sex education and teaching kids they're queer if they don't know who they fancy then this is this isn't like 16 year olds. this is 11 year olds. i saw the 11 year olds told they don't know what their sexuality is queer. they're 11, you know, living in you don't meet. you're allowed to not be worried about, you know, sex and all that sort of stuff because you're wee underage. being underage. also, kids are being taught how choke each other. the

we have to look the safest way . we have to look the safest way. teaching kids to talk each other is not them to talk is to not teach them to talk each you know, tango dad. each other. you know, tango dad. but why do they talk about this like saying the culture wars are going to go for this? the ones who saying we need to teach kids that they were 100 genders. those the warriors, those are the culture warriors, people responding that are being characterised ones characterised as the ones a culture war. they're responding to it. anybody making sensible which this letter actually does go into to me because it says, you know, we protect girls you know, we need protect girls and need to challenge schools and we need to challenge schools the opportunity challenge the best opportunity, challenge attitudes condone abuse, attitudes which condone abuse, you male and female abuse you know, male and female abuse . make some good . so they do make some good points. but if anybody makes smart points about it, maybe we shouldn't education shouldn't of the sex education done by drag queen who's telling these they're 72 these children that they're 72 genders they would make sensible points they're points like that they're condemned sort far right condemned as some sort far right big josh, what do do about big josh, what do we do about this? you know, we've had groups such schools such as the safe schools alliance, have been alliance, which have been compiling this evidence compiling all of this evidence of of materials that of the kind of materials that are taught schools. and

are being taught in schools. and they in fact, the snp they therefore, in fact, the snp mp nicholson , he said mp john nicholson, he has said there's evidence that any of there's no evidence that any of this is happening. schools this is happening. safe schools alliance links to alliance tweeted him links to all the evidence very. and he all of the evidence very. and he blocked and said, oh, blocked them and said, oh, there's no evidence so in other words, you don't look at the words, if you don't look at the evidence doesn't exist on a sudden, well, people in morocco, i i mentioned i don't know if i mentioned this. went morocco last and this. i went to morocco last and this. i went to morocco last and this part two of the this was part two of the conversation where they they they're gay couple they were they're gay couple and they were basically gay sex basically say and now gay sex education is not about gay all are going to be taught in schools and what and i was like no that's this about at no that's not what this about at all. because of this all. it's because of this choking being taught about choking and being taught about sex like, that's not sex and all was like, that's not true. that's not happening. i'm a gavin awesome . and i a school. gavin awesome. and i was like, let me get my was just like, let me get my phone right now. and i realise those like data charges. i was like, know what, just like, you know what, you just have my word for it. but have to take my word for it. but why didn't you there was no why didn't you know there was no convinced. i talk about the school isle of yeah, school in the isle of man. yeah, whatever like, whatever and they were like, that's impossible. i was like, please just google it yourself. why even if they at

why won't? even if they look at the evidence, will then the evidence, they will then say this a right fact, of this is a right wing fact, of course, oh, no, it's this is a right wing fact, of courone oh, no, it's this is a right wing fact, of courone school. oh, no, it's this is a right wing fact, of courone school. oh, no, it's this is a right wing fact, of courone school. oh, it's it's just one school. oh, it's schools. oh, not the schools. oh, it's not the majority of schools, whatever. but this whole article, in fact this whole organised 50 organisations together is organisations coming together is a because what these a switcheroo because what these articles saying articles are saying is absolutely i need to absolutely correct. i need to particularly teach about. yeah you know, safely we have to teach it. yeah, exactly . power teach it. yeah, exactly. power imbalances in relations , imbalances in relations, cultural faith viewpoints, men's behaviour to women. like there's a lot of stuff in protecting young women. absolutely then it says lgbt plus issues. now here's the thing. it's the tea is the problem. it's the tea is the 73 genders is that there are three sexes instead of two is just about all that sort of tea and about how some people might dress in different clothes, identify as they wish. that's different than saying there are 73 genders all and that's the problem people problem and that's why people gay been protesting gay people have been protesting all about organised cases all along about organised cases like separate like stonewall and have separate themselves from stonewall. yeah.

because they see because this is because they see that the kind of thing that this is the kind of thing if they're going to be lumped in together unfortunately the if they're going to be lumped in toget stuff unfortunately the if they're going to be lumped in toget stuff u thrown ately the if they're going to be lumped in toget stuff u thrown out! the if they're going to be lumped in toget stuff u thrown out with good stuff gets thrown out with the bad we do have to move on now. is the next and josh now. this is the next and josh overreach in or just good overreach in utah orjust good parenting. utah law gives parenting. yeah utah law gives parents full control children's social media now what if why do you not have control over your social media? anyway, i wanted to ask about this. what age are they talking it? because well, you can't have control over a 17 year old social media shows they need proof. well well, do need some proof. well well, do they control i mean, a 17 they have control i mean, a 17 year old is going to this is going to give 17 year olds going to work to get a burner phone is going to work. yes. jane's work is going to be on discord and telegram and supposedly there's lots to open account lots of like to open an account have that you have the have to prove that you have the permission 18 year old permission of an 18 year old with birth certificate which leads to other issues terms of the data these companies can the data these companies i can do days. had do anything these days. i had a covid passport . do anything these days. i had a covid passport. i didn't get any vaccinated since i had a thing

seen and had been vaccinated. a qr code you could scan it on tv. that's not legal. okay. it was not legal to use it, but luckily inever not legal to use it, but luckily i never use. there you go. good backtracking . i just had it for backtracking. i just had it for research. so in utah, there's the are going be able the parents are going to be able have access of have complete access of everything on the internet that have complete access of everykids] on the internet that have complete access of every kids lookthe internet that have complete access of every kids look at, internet that have complete access of everykids look at, including1at their kids look at, including social instagram social media, instagram and various, app and also various, the app and also they're allowed to that they're not allowed to be that they're not allowed to be that they won't work after 1030 at night and for six because there is problem of kids is a problem of kids like whatsapp other midnight whatsapp each other at midnight and all that. so it and bullying and all that. so it seems happen. the seems to happen. that's the problem. completely get the problem. completely get the problem. to problem. i think parents do to be about what kids are be vigilant about what kids are looking at online. on the other hand, think teen in their hand, i also think teen in their later people privacy later teens, people need privacy bit. do we need to get bit. i mean, i do we need to get children back into bullying each other life, physical other in real life, physical bullying, know, character other in real life, physical bullying, stuff. znow, character other in real life, physical bullying, stuff. yeah,character other in real life, physical bullying, stuff. yeah, yeah,ter building stuff. yeah, yeah, yeah. purple narwhal and yeah. like a purple narwhal and was a powerful is the thing i thought of i thought the other thing racist , thought of i thought the other thing racist, but thing might sound racist, but would twist the arm of the would you twist the arm of the burn? yeah . the country want

burn? yeah. the country want would be the second the comedian getting cancelled this week. i think you're allowed to say chinese, but i think i love that's a common enough phrase . that's a common enough phrase. if anything, it's flattering to the chinese isn't it better to just innovate in innovation in the acts of no never mind that's torture . it's just the facts are torture. it's just the facts are just don't. okay. all right. we're going to move on now to this next story . this is from this next story. this is from the mayo. leo the message here seems to be if you don't have an electric car. don't let anyone touch it. you know, if you do an electric car, don't let anybody touch it because they get damaged really easily. and then they to get scrapped they have to get scrapped with just tiny so electric just a tiny scratch. so electric cars, just minor cars, just the most minor battery damage are being written off because no way repairing off because no way of repairing them. bottom is the most them. and the bottom is the most expensive part of the car apparently goes for half of the cost the car like this is cost of the car like this is like teslas and things like that. i thought, you know, that. so i thought, you know, musk come up with a good musk would come up with a good yeahin musk would come up with a good yeah in particular this is so the tesla y suv, zero the tesla y suv, it's zero repairability. so it's supposed to all of the choices it's

to be all of the choices it's supposed be this, you know, supposed to be this, you know, this environmental thing. you know, you get a tesla, you're saving environment, but you drive it a of weeks, drive it for a couple of weeks, scratch ding on the scratch mine a ding on the battery. you have to sent battery. you have to get sent a scrap to ghana where the scrap yard to ghana where the pollutants from the battery leach groundwater and leach into groundwater and poisoned at least you poisoned fish. but at least you look helping the look like you're helping the environment so that's more environment and so that's more important than actually healthy for tesla gets for two weeks until tesla gets scrapped. well josh i mean scrapped. well josh yeah i mean this interesting thing this is an interesting thing because effect that because the other effect that it has because petrol diesel has is because petrol and diesel cars. has is because petrol and diesel cars . they lost the idea is they cars. they lost the idea is they lost for years. yeah. so if these vehicles go out of commission at an early, then they don't offset co2 that it takes to make . right. so there takes to make. right. so there is like a double here and also there's insurance premiums, whatever the point is, just you know, stick to get getting normal car, get busted. yes. okay quick break now but join us in a few minutes time when we're going to be talking about why drugs are bad fit, audiences are bad and generation z, other worst of the lot. see you in a

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well welcome back to headliners. your look at saturday's newspapers . later, we're going newspapers. later, we're going to kick off this section with this terrible news in saturday's. looks like i've been taking loads of, drugs and drinking for no good reason . drinking for no good reason. yes. drugs and alcohol do not yes. so drugs and alcohol do not make you more creative. oh not use specific , andrew. just use specific, andrew. just people in general this is there's this idea, you know, because there's so many artists and writers like hunter thompson. yeah. charles the koski who take loads drink and drugs and people thing that fuels the creativity . but fuels the creativity. but apparently apparently not the fuels creativity. no, sorry . but fuels creativity. no, sorry. but apparently what does what make you better are more creative and stuff is travel, meditation, training , exposure to culture.

training, exposure to culture. but i've got to see i'm going to see this this is the professor the study says we hear about it in the media as people successfully enhance their creativity using drugs but we don't about the examples where somebody took drugs and passed somebody took drugs and passed so therefore the creativity lower so it does suggest that your creativity will be higher as long you don't pass out as long as you don't pass out sometimes . i as long as you don't pass out sometimes. i mean agree with sometimes. i mean i agree with the article generally because i think don't , you can't think if you don't, you can't really craft anything if you're drunk, you can't craft a sentence properly. and i've written stuff i'm drunk, written stuff when i'm drunk, i thought amazing and then thought it was amazing and then ready morning and ready the next morning and binned rather you binned it rather quickly. you know, don't i don't think it know, i don't i don't think it does. yeah but this bit about falling asleep is totally wrong because that's the best thing you creativity. you can do for creativity. that's a nap that's true. taking a nap is everything it i everything just it also, i think, of what think, is the idea of what inspires you is stuff. now i've never taken drugs, but never actually taken drugs, but i imagine i'd a lot more interesting if i had. there interesting if i had. but there is here who this artist he is a guy here who this artist he created 50 self—portraits under types at the influence. types of drugs at the influence. i'm one one day was lighter

fluid and then the next sentence as he developed brain damage that's what happens yeah do drugs kids and you shouldn't be watching this anyway right the sun now and speaking of booze now we can't drink at the bus stop . so there's going to be stop. so there's going to be major change to drinking laws, which means you'll be fine if you're caught boozing in certain pubuc you're caught boozing in certain public places, including bus and war memorial . my favourite is war memorial. my favourite is this call has been to favourite places to drink. i think this might actually impinge on my rights to and social cultural traditions . this is this is traditions. this is this is appalling as this address is cracked down on disorder there's going to be more on the spot fines is to make it quicker harsher punishments you harsher punishments to what you already can't the or the already can't on the bus or the tube that sort of thing. tube and that sort of thing. kind of nobody tells you all the solution is a hip flask. you know old school gentleman. one of those little gin and tonic cones. you would cones. plus even, sir, you would do diane abbott and have do it. diane abbott and have like the brazen owl with the mosquito whatever. that was classy. yeah now think i think classy. yeah now i think i think a little tipple from time to

time is actually not necessarily yob is it . well, i mean, yob ish. is it. well, i mean, not when it's you know, what is are i find when i've got a sort of nice decent bordeaux i'd like to see at a bus stop with a little hip flask. hello or a crumb dame on sort of quoting scripture and whatnot . this is scripture and whatnot. this is someone trying to win an election. oh, yeah. here we go . election. oh, yeah. here we go. this is the end. and but also, why are you just not doing this stuff already? well, this is the thing . police don't seem to do thing. police don't seem to do this stuff until a politician comes along needs to win an comes along that needs to win an election and says, listen, when we stopping crime disorder we stopping crime and disorder and police do it for long, and the police do it for long, they're more priorities when it comes disorder comes to crime and disorder than people beer. but people just having a beer. but this is gateway stuff and there's something here that is absolutely brilliant. people blighting high streets with litter, chewing gum and cigarette ends will forced into modern day gang tidy out modern day chain gang tidy out communities. 100,000,000,000. you think that should absolutely and crime science like crime theory shows the theories is proven routes broken windows

theory. so if you tidy up an area make it seem like somewhere that you can commit crime at low level crimes you fix the broken , the graffiti and all the rest. but won't commit worse crimes. is that true ? yeah, that's what is that true? yeah, that's what they did in new york , where they they did in new york, where they had the zero tolerance type thing. that's what we did in london was criminal london when i was a criminal intelligence. yeah, well, it's what tony blair bought in and now it because now that is it true? because i remember vauxhall tube station remember a vauxhall tube station that play classical that used to play classical music. they thought music. yeah. and they thought would true would stop criminals is true except a strand areas was stolen the other day so attracts the wrong kind of. it's a very funny joke . we're moving on now joke. we're moving on now sticking with the guardian, an old right. and josh , old trotsky. right. and josh, how are people going to make it through woman through pretty woman the musical. at musical. if i can't look at their phone, london theatres their phone, the london theatres may up audiences phones may look up audiences phones after james norton after illicit james norton photos. you know james norton he's, actor got naked in he's, an actor who got naked in a . i love how you're a play. i love how you're pretending you haven't these photos he he's i believe he's a actor it's his old body someone took a photo maybe . i have not

took a photo maybe. i have not seen the fire or . took a photo maybe. i have not seen the fire or. i missed your screensaver. so josh. okay, jamie so, yeah, so these photos came out on the mail online, even though the audience were told not to film. obviously and now people who work in the industry saying that this might lead to people just the files, i think that's a pretty good thing. i wouldn't say chris concern that's what you did concern and that's what you did and they had it it was very efficient you put your photos in and do in america did it and they do in america i did it in york. they us to put in new york. they want us to put their a locked, sealed their phones, a locked, sealed panel their phones, a locked, sealed panel. you unlocked panel. and then you get unlocked when you leave. i know the guy that runs the yonder is the company does it. they're company that does it. they're going it heat in life going to do it for heat in life the company, at least april, the company, at least in april, the company, at least in april, the 22nd, a block away. they're going as if could be a going to as if this could be a good but but it comes to good thing. but but it comes to nudhy good thing. but but it comes to nudity theatre. i mean, this nudity in theatre. i mean, this has always happened. i remember seeing and seeing daniel in equus and he got naked those got completely naked but those are pictures are dead. and the pictures i took end up online. and, you know, this whole does know, this whole thing does happen, doesn't it? you say the picture life that was very picture of life that was very was was all of very

was just it was all of very good. yeah, people can feel good. but yeah, people can feel me also people me again. and also people just feel gigs is a massive feel at comedy gigs is a massive pain and oh yeah especially being heckled because you know in you might say in the moment you might say something also stuff gets something bad it also stuff gets taken context. we've taken out of context. as we've seen comedian can seen week, a comedian said can seen week, a comedian said can see something works in the see something that works in the room. film it rebroadcast it room. but film it rebroadcast it on years later on twitter years later and all a sudden the person like sudden the person looks like a bigot. i don't see a in trying out new material you need to fail. yeah. you to be able to be racist stage maybe maybe racist on stage maybe that maybe that's we look away that's the future. we look away phonesi that's the future. we look away phones i mean seen jerry phones i mean i've seen jerry satellites pulls satellites if someone pulls a phone now he just he's horrible them he screams at them really. but more people but problem is more people phones get their phones and more people get their phones and more people get their phones filming him phones out. so filming him screaming thing, it screaming at the thing, it becomes a more phones at becomes a no more phones at performances. okay, leo, the becomes a no more phones at perfo nowrces. okay, leo, the becomes a no more phones at perfo now has okay, leo, the becomes a no more phones at perfo now has alkay, leo, the becomes a no more phones at perfo now has a story_eo, the becomes a no more phones at perfonow has a story aboute becomes a no more phones at perfo now has a story about why mail now has a story about why generation z will never achieve anything. well says forget a top educational experience. what you really need for a successful career is good identity capital, according to some. zuma what the hell is identity capital? so this is this is a thing i assume when i read this the identity

capital be something about like make yourself you know, giving yourself pronouns or yourself special pronouns or sexualities , you know, trying to sexualities, you know, trying to find some some race thing about yourself to you to take some sort of diversity. you can get an arts council grant that kind of thing. yes, but apparently it's not it's really just the old sort of, you know, old school sort of, you know, extracurricular , you know, extracurricular, you know, hobbies , things, things that you hobbies, things, things that you do outside work that would make you a more interesting person. but way they phrased it in, but the way they phrased it in, this and these these this article and these these instagram influencers, you need to brand . and that's to build your brand. and that's why you need to read dickens shakespeare. and they said, no, you them for their you need to read them for their own a really own sake, not to build a really annoying pleasure. i know that's the thing. so sort of the thing. it's so sort of determined, cynical there determined, so cynical is there they want but nobody's going to read it but i disagree the twins you're 20 they're saying you're twenties the time where twenties is the time where you have build stuff like have to build this stuff like you you're working towards you say you're working towards you say you're working towards you twenties your you know your twenties is your time aimless and stupid time to be aimless and stupid because later on you're going to have actual you start have actual things you start reading november reading books 2030 november woody actually think woody allen did actually i think reading to read

reading just learning to read his they're being his niece they're being aspirational want aspirational they want a job which is to hear don't hear which is nice to hear don't hear that a lot from young people mean to improve mean they want to improve themselves do have to themselves but why do have to call it identity capital a boss as a weird annoying when i'm honest i don't say capital has nothing with their nothing to do with their identity. do with what identity. it's to do with what they've and how they've learned and how personalities. but they make everything that's everything into identity that's come identity politics everything into identity that's come theyzntity politics everything into identity that's come they don't politics everything into identity that's come they don't havecs everything into identity that's come they don't have any because they don't have any identity type irony here. you don't identity type irony here. you dont an identity type irony here. you don't an identity your don't have an identity in your twenties. you're an idiot. okay, we're going to move on to saturday's independent. and josh, spotify get josh, did spotify nearly get away spotify has away with it. a spotify has spent only of diversity spent only 10% of the diversity budget promised after joe controversy. so yes, in 2021, joe rogan onto his massively popular podcast , this popular podcast, this discredited dr. robert milo this is in the independent, by the way. so it's probably written by matthew sweet or something. so we don't know he was actually we don't know if he was actually discredited or not, but guy discredited or not, but this guy came basically said that came on and basically said that americans hypnotised into americans were hypnotised into wearing now, as it turns out vaccines. now, as it turns out it turns out that actually masks didn't really do anything.

allegedly, know that these allegedly, ofcom know that these studies have masks. and whether people unnecessarily got vaccines. but it seems particularly balance masks stopped the pandemic and nobody died there. again vaccines , died there. again vaccines, violence. we are the home of balance faith balance . and let balance faith balance. and let me just get through here. but from that , everyone kicked off a from that, everyone kicked off a bunch of musicians , including bunch of musicians, including neil, joni mitchell. basically, they were like, we're taking our music from spotify . how dare you music from spotify. how dare you sort of have this? but so were like, no, no, don't worry about it, guys. like we believe in everyone having voice. what everyone having a voice. so what we is going to invest we can do is going to invest $100 million to like get $100 million to have like get more voices. they say they've more of voices. they say they've only spent. so $10 million dollars of it because, well, they're spend it on. well, they're going spend it on. well, i how people love this i know how many people love this live. saying, oh, we're live. they're saying, oh, we're going introduce, know, going to introduce, you know, people spotify going to introduce, you know, people already spotify going to introduce, you know, people already you spotify going to introduce, you know, people already you thinkfy going to introduce, you know, people already you think you there's already you think you think can get people of think you can get people of colour like stevie wonder or kanye west. it was just an amazing people to we come up amazing people to be we come up with quickly my two favourites okayit with quickly my two favourites okay it was let's just be honest

what this was really about is that you know, when like the old press, diamond that you know, when like the old preswere diamond that you know, when like the old preswere saying, diamond that you know, when like the old preswere saying, oh, diamond that you know, when like the old preswere saying, oh, diam young. you were saying, oh, neil young. neil saying, you know, i'm neil young saying, you know, i'm going to take all of my music off spotify. spotify are not going then okay, going to then say, oh, okay, then we'll rogan the then we'll cancel. rogan the biggest, thing biggest, most popular thing that we contract. we did, $1,000,000 contract. so instead say, well, no, don't worry, neil, we'll spend some money it's money on diversity. it's not related. you know it sounds related. but you know it sounds good. turns out you can't spend even you want yeah that's even if you want to. yeah that's a waste of money, they said, because they didn't have clear enough whatever. and enough objectives, whatever. and so shifting priorities, so it was shifting priorities, schedule, whatever the is schedule, whatever the point is , appease , they said it to appease everybody. everybody moved , they said it to appease eveas)ody. everybody moved , they said it to appease eveas the '. everybody moved , they said it to appease eveas the mob everybody moved , they said it to appease eveas the mob does rybody moved , they said it to appease eveas the mob does .(body moved , they said it to appease eveas the mob does . yeah. moved , they said it to appease eveas the mob does . yeah. and ad on as the mob does. yeah. and now they like, oh, we just spent ten liquid away it ten more liquid away with it right. looking now at the times and it seems like not giving to charity is now anti—racist work. to me . apparently stewards of to me. apparently stewards of one of britain's wealthiest charities is called the tudor trust. so there's got nothing do with tudor, england as far i can tell is it was funded by housebuilders, it stopped housebuilders, but it stopped giving out money. so the members

of its all white board can learn about white supremacy and. colonisation so yeah, i mean, this is the decolonised the but another win for another win. they don't get to stop charitable work so they can sit around and learn about this stuff and some of this stuff they're doing is promote diversity within the organisation. they've got workshops with black, and workshops with black, asian and other ethnic minority stuff. on racism , empowerment and white racism, empowerment and white employees attended separate meetings, they're already meetings, so they're already learning segregation , which is learning segregation, which is an important part of racism . an important part of racism. they're taking this learning about racism the right way. they seem to learning how to be seem to be learning how to be racist rather than if that's what a lot of anti—racist training does it mean? you know, ironically, this is getting annoying isn't it? like i annoying now, isn't it? like i understand that was a bit understand that there was a bit of in 20 and everyone of hysteria in 20 and everyone started saying, yeah, we were all institutionally even all institutionally racist, even though we weren't. but these though we weren't. but now these training things still going on. oh because there's oh yeah, because there's a there's diversity they're oh yeah, because there's a the|there diversity they're oh yeah, because there's a the|there who �*sity they're oh yeah, because there's a the|there who isy they're oh yeah, because there's a the|there who is making y're oh yeah, because there's a the|there who is making some out there who is making some money from the to the trust and they go oh we made a lot of money with all they've done. 12

hours whatever. hours of courses or whatever. but you know what guys are still racist ever going to these little mean that is little courses. i mean that is basically what it is. yeah absolutely. but course like i said if telling you know said if is telling you know haven't worked three years you know you still your mother know now you still your mother but then people are suffering, they've money they've got all this money to give they're giving away give and they're not giving away to good causes. i mean, to these good causes. i mean, this has gone this is something that has gone on a number but do on a number times, but i do think these expert anti—racist trainers into the trainers have come into the corporation to lecture to my employees tell them be employees and tell them to be less you know, we just less white. you know, we just got to sack all these people. these people doing nothing these people are doing nothing because is dividing because is just dividing everyone that? everyone more worse than that? they're silicon they're bringing silicon valley bank? we're seeing bank? we're seeing we're seeing corporations and corporations being gone up and brought the by the brought down by the by the focusing on on diversity and stuff. the person who's in stuff. so the person who's in charge of at silicon bank charge of risk at silicon bank was was instead spending was it was instead spending their time organising monthly their time organising a monthly lgbtq awareness . and it's like lgbtq awareness. and it's like you're no you're stonewall. you're supposed to be a bank. look the money, it's perfectly straight just don't be straight forward, just don't be racist and stand up to racism when it. don't stop when you see it. don't stop imagining secret structures when you see it. don't stop imagpaylg secret structures when you see it. don't stop imagpay people ecret structures

when you see it. don't stop imagpay people thousands:ures when you see it. don't stop imagpay people thousands ofzs and pay people thousands of pounds come and detect pounds to come in and detect them. as simple as that. them. yes as simple as that. really. now. but do really. anyway, last now. but do join momentarily. dog join us momentarily. killer dog robots . and bob, what else do robots. and bob, what else do you need? you've got kit and robot dogs. see you in 2 minutes

welcome back to headliners. your first look at saturday's newspapers straight into saturday's mail. now, in this section. and really we just need lock scientists up at this point we got this one. yes. so killer robot dogs that are controlled by soldiers minds are being trialled by the australian army. oh okay. you know, that is this is , this is what i mean this is is, this is what i mean this is obviously they said something last year, think about it, they, they were able to control it. but they've done is but now what they've done is they've it further in that they've taken it further in that they've taken it further in that they've managed it inside they've managed to put it inside helmets the soldiers can just helmets so the soldiers can just think, dog, you need to attack this person. yeah. and the robot

dog does that have they not like sci fi films and see where this i mean we are dead we're all dead and they're saying it does it with 94% accuracy. he's the 60 the other 6% is they just a few innocents by mistake but well so that's a better rate than the reaper drones that are used in afghanistan the issue with this though is now that you're implementing ai into this stuff you know it's one day you know the soldier is making the robot and then robot attack its enemy and then the actually, i'm the robot decides, actually, i'm going everyone, the going to attack everyone, the person supposed be my person who's supposed to be my master well, the trouble master right. well, the trouble is al is super warg. so, is the ai is super warg. so, yes, it's all the eyes have been developed super . so developed are super, super. so if to the middle east, if you go to the middle east, they attack anybody. they they won't attack anybody. they will middle will only attack middle aged white englishmen . you any . white englishmen. you any. i this is scary stuff. so we have to move on because i'm terrified. the express now it seems easyjet have some predictions about future travel. will they ever invent the ability to be move our seats ability to be to move our seats back? yeah so this is, this is some good science easyjet is

predicted three d printed boozy breakfasts and hologram stuff by 2017. some sort of future . i 2017. some sort of future. i mean, to be honest, i don't know if ever bought food on an easyjet flight is quite expensive. you've got to pay for it in euros, which feels i thought i thought we voted we voted for brexit to get rid of that. that's the final step for you brexit's done you is that that's brexit's done isn't . 3d printed buffet isn't it. 3d printed buffet breakfast. what does that mean. they are probably quite nasty. so i mean isn't it maybe so fondant beast of a food fondant comes out of a nozzle and builds up later. so say for example got a cheesecake, you put layers of biscuit down and then layers of cheese. give me a cheesecake. yeah, would be and yeah, it would be quicker and easier give you easier to just give you a cheesecake. but this the fondant, the food, most food can be stored in a, you know, in a bag. yeah. a horrible also hologram stuff. i don't want that because they live in them. in those though there is some cool stuff as the heart so everybody's got that and an individual biome hot pattern. yes. so you won't need passwords. you just walk a

sensor. yeah. and an unseen sensor. yeah. and an unseen sensor and then you won't need anymore. and because obviously because i'm about to get my blue passport that i've passport they to give that i've already. okay well not as confident as you guys i think this is all so i hate progress. so we're going to move on now to a traumatic story in the mirror, but perhaps not for the reasons you think. this is great. i want my money back. a passenger died on flight, disrupted on my flight, disrupted experience. someone driving on driving back to driving on a plane back to london from jamaica someone died two rows behind them and they want their money back. and this is what it was this is all a post that they put online and the complaint to british airways and then it just all goes off fly because the person died. they bring the drinks they didn't bring the drinks tray enough. oh it's not the trauma of being 17. it's like and it's like, say, gin and and then it's like, say, gin and tonic flight delayed and tonic flight was delayed and then gave us then you already gave us vouchers like, one vouchers enough for, like, one meal. was this areas thing meal. it was this areas thing where. some poor person dies on a yes, i was just talking a flight yes, i was just talking purely about how it's really

upset them in terms of the experience of their flight. but we all feel like that don't want more when train's delayed or more when a train's delayed or something that, you know, something like that, you know, we reaction . i we will the same reaction. i mean, i'm sure it's bad for the person who died. yeah yeah, sure. no, only. yeah. which is a tragedy for . sure. no, only. yeah. which is a tragedy for. me. but it's just money to someone, just a royal. so that's crazy . and then the so that's crazy. and then the other says, you know, they should not have been normalised or swept under the carpet. yeah. okay right. the star next and leo, you're you're pretty tall. i suggest you don't go and try any clothes in thailand. so i love this story. so somebody went it went to thailand. erika severed even he took a trip to bangkok, thailand, and went to the plus side. i'm guessing she's a big last. she she's a she's a big last. she went to some plus size shops and the were apparently really offensive and savage got offensive and savage they've got they've got a shops called fatty fat girl which is i mean that's amazing . that's amazing. another amazing. that's amazing. another one was called love calories . one was called love calories. you know , we've got a friend of you know, we've got a friend of the show, but chad, in thailand.

he's confirmed that they do the just blunt they do they don't mess around. it's like if you're big if you're big you're someone's called moomoo . moomoo someone's called moomoo. moomoo i think is bit much i mean that that's unfair but on the other hand you know being direct about sizes i mean they used to be a shop wasn't that called large something i had mighty high and something i had mighty high and so but that's a nice well that's a slight difference in fact i might go but but then fat activists call themselves fat activists. no they them don't they. they do. they they do actually. but that's the militant activists think most people just you know they , don't people just you know they, don't want to think of themselves as fat. yeah i think that's why they jokes. i don't they laugh at my jokes. i don't make fun of five people whenever i'm performing, i'm always like, why? people why? why are all these people just big, fat just being horrible, big, fat people? like, because people? and it's like, because don't know. but the other thing i think thailand i think in thailand is that because the sizes like what because of the sizes like what they think fat, there's no they think is fat, there's no way that a western fat person is going thai shoes going to fit into a thai shoes thing. this a good strategy going to fit into a thai shoes thisell this a good strategy going to fit into a thai shoes thisell to :his a good strategy going to fit into a thai shoes thisell to actuallyod strategy going to fit into a thai shoes thisell to actually if strategy going to fit into a thai shoes

thisell to actually if there'sy to sell to actually if there's a shop called you should weight you fat jabba do people go in there and actually buy the clothes the clothes or do they go the i guess that just a see who's in the i i would definitely the i mean i would definitely support it it's a great idea okay show is nearly over now so let's another quick at let's take another quick at saturday's pages. we've saturday's front pages. we've got here mccraw got the daily mail here mccraw surrenders the mob . the surrenders to the mob. the telegraph leading with uk , telegraph is leading with uk, with eu disarray as visit is with eu in disarray as visit is cancelled . the guardian is cancelled. the guardian is deaung cancelled. the guardian is dealing with brutal ofsted driving us to quit, warns school heads. the times chaos reigns in france . the mirror has nhs france. the mirror has nhs dental crisis was so desperate. i went to ukraine to get my teeth fixed and finally the daily star has this radical story, about half baked baguettes, but that's the daily star for you. those where your front pages but that is all for our show tonight. you very much to wonderful guests josh to my wonderful guests josh howie and leo kearse and headune howie and leo kearse and headline course we'll headline is of course we'll be back tomorrow at 11:00 with steve and alan leo kearse and tamar caton . and remember, if tamar caton. and remember, if you're watching the 5 am,

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rishi sunak's brexit deal for northern ireland gets its formal sign off . good morning . it's sign off. good morning. it's 6:00 on saturday, the 25th of march. this is breakfast on gb news with stephen and ellie. here are your top stories this morning. well, the uk and the eu have finally signed off on the new arrangements for northern ireland after the government won the backing of mps for the windsor framework earlier this week . king windsor framework earlier this week. king charles windsor framework earlier this

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