on randerson in the gb newsroom, a major has been declared in dorset after the equivalent of 200 barrels of oil and saline solution spilt into poole harbour. this harbour commissioners. harbour. this harbour commissioners . the harbour. this harbour commissioners. the leak came from a pipeline leading into the which farm onshore processing facility pipeline has been shut down. local councils says early indications are that the surface slick is dispersing members of the public are being advised not to swim in. poole or the surrounding area . the prime surrounding area. the prime minister is set to unveil a hundred and £60 million plan to stamp out anti—social behaviour once and for all offenders will be forced to clean up their communities as part of rishi sunak new immediate justice

scheme . the plan will initially scheme. the plan will initially be trialled in ten areas across the country . be trialled in ten areas across the country. laughing gas will also be banned and fines for graffiti and fly tipping will be increased . england has beaten increased. england has beaten ukraine to nil in their group c euro qualifying match. both teams joined for a photograph before the game as players clutched a ukrainian flag with the peace written across it. uefa had given 1000 free tickets to ukrainian refugees and their british hosts attend the game. first half goals from harry kane and bukayo saka were enough to seal the win. teams will now face off again in september. tensions have heightened between russia and ukraine with country's state media saying that a blast in the tula region . the country was caused by the ukraine drone packed with explosives . three people were explosives. three people were reportedly injured when they were struck by shrapnel over ukraine has not claimed

responsibility for. ukraine has not claimed responsibility for . the alleged responsibility for. the alleged attack follows pleas from the european union for russia to halt the stationing of nuclear weapons in belarus. kyiv's foreign ministry has the decision provocative that calling for a session of the security council and the us president has declared a state of emergency in mississippi after a tornado killed at least 26 people. the twister through the state and on into alabama cutting a path of that was 170 miles long. around 11,000 residents there are still without power. they say there was no place to hide from the storm storm. we're on tv online , dab+ radio and of course were on tune in to this is gb news time now. the headliners .

time now. the headliners. hello and welcome to headliners hope you're having a great weekend. you here and welcome joining me to take you through the best of monday's top stories are the top comedians and headliner stalwarts josh howie and scott chaparro . and how are you both chaparro. and how are you both doing .7 good. me.7 how chaparro. and how are you both doing ? good. me? how are you? doing? good. me? how are you? yeah abide by the day. arguing onune yeah abide by the day. arguing online as know , ignoring my online as know, ignoring my family . my online as know, ignoring my family. my kids like online as know, ignoring my family . my kids like daddy. look family. my kids like daddy. look at this picture. are you making at this picture. are you making a point? i mean ,10% of yourjob a point? i mean, 10% of yourjob being a gb news is actually doing the job the rest of the time . arguing on twitter. i'm time. arguing on twitter. i'm being abused. yeah and being being abused. yeah and being being lectured by people that they want to book you and they want you they not. want to tell you why they not. because you're gb news. yeah. because you're on gb news. yeah. i believe getting i can't believe i'm getting lectured tolerance people lectured on tolerance by people who can't even tolerate gluten. it's ridiculous. anyway let's have a quick run through tomorrow's front pages. we've got the daily leading with saying offenders left off crime

just by saying sorry. that said , not a recommendation to go out and start offending the telegraph has pm beggars on crack down on crime. the guardian any chance chiefs sound alarm on spiralling staff shortage . is the times as over shortage. is the times as over 800 sewage spills a day . the 800 sewage spills a day. the express has tory fight to close migrant loopholes. and finally we've got the daily star with all poor blimey. it's going to rain cats, dogs and those are your front pages . we begin with your front pages. we begin with the daily mail, josh. yes. sex offenders let off crimes just by saying sorry, over 1000, including rapists, escaped with a no criminal record. and this is unbelievable . i mean, we as is unbelievable. i mean, we as a country have a terrible history of . with people who commit sex of. with people who commit sex crimes. i think it's1% of rapes

actually go to the court even . i actually go to the court even. i don't think that's how many actually go to jail. well, that's 1% of i actually go to jail. well, that's1% of i mean, actually go to jail. well, that's 1% of i mean, that's the that's1% of i mean, that's the perception or self—reported . i perception or self—reported. i don't know. all i know is, it seems to be a very little . yeah. seems to be a very little. yeah. is the idea the and some of the cases they're talking about is crazy in terms like child rape , crazy in terms like child rape, just like just horrible things. and this is part of because i was a community resolutions, it was a community resolutions, it was meant to be dealing with these kind of low impact crimes . but i guess to cut back laws or they've done they've kind of offered them to much worse crimes . it just seems crimes. it just seems unbelievable that this is this has out. and is there any has come out. and is there any reason as why they're reason as to why they're actually doing this? is to keep they don't have space. they don't have jail space. well, imagine that's what the well, i imagine that's what the original intent of the whole policy but the fact that policy was. but the fact that now the police or courts are sort of applying it to sex offences is, you you commit a sex offence, you go to jail and that's it, you know, and the

fact they don't have a record at the end of it is suppose that you say sorry, maybe pay a fine or i mean we don't or whatever. i mean we don't have rest the paper to have the rest of the paper to sort of get into it. but if what is saying is true, it's i mean, it's disgusting. it says they're supposed easing out court sanctions low crimes, sanctions for low crimes, although obviously rape is not a low level crime, but it seems as though police gave out community resolutions in over a thousand cases in 2021 and 2022, including several involving child rape. right these and community resolutions that's when the community finds some sort of punishment that and is a local is seen as as visible making the criminal kind castration which yeah you . think castration which yeah you. think for something like child rape those can involve, you know, some some burning tires. yeah we're making the work with children because your kids can be. but either i think be. yeah, but either i think it's not a good idea to kind of downplay importance of rape convictions . yeah. yeah, convictions. yeah. yeah, absolutely. yeah and moving on, what we've got in the front of the telegraph and the well, a

kid begging for 16. so you see that harry potter? yeah he's great. stunted growth and also a picture of iain duncan smith's enormously wide head at the bottom of the page. on your left but looks normal to me yeah big ego dig out of yeah so rishi sunak he going to get he's going to get tough right. he is because he's a little and he wants people to think he's tough going to get tough on anti—social behaviour. not a rape charges obviously, but just people mostly people sleeping rough. mostly but of a renaissance but it's kind of a renaissance of the georgian era vagrancy act which were meant to it would was meant to criminalise all rough sleepers but in practise didn't really because not only so much you can do in london he's actually trying to give the police power to crack on public display any beggars causing pubuc display any beggars causing public distress. i guess people tube stops begging for change really bother me. for the same woman in bethnal green for like 20 years. yeah. although i have them in st park and parts them in st james park and parts of i've seen organised

of london i've seen organised drop people off and they've all got same signs written in got the same signs written in same writing. so it's not as if they're, just they're, you know, just individuals who who are starving and need the money to buy food. it's an organised network harvesting the from them. do you think they deliberately do. misspellings a cycle misspellings as like a cycle article trek. i think that just just comes as a natural when . just comes as a natural when. you're doing this as it's always writing one of these gangs. that's what i would do. i would deliberately like bad deliberately do like bad rash, shaky make say, shaky handwriting to make say, oh, look, you can't write properly . i'm to give it. properly. i'm going to give it. i'm saying, yeah i'm not i'm just saying, yeah i'm not saying i am. and got saying i am. and we've got to strategy these things. yeah, well, dog well, the controlling dog will get sure it's got get a dog, make sure it's got a disability. they feel sorry for . more money. you . you give you more money. you really this or as well? really thought this or as well? yeah. no, i'm planning for my retirement. know retirement. well, you know if you've india, i have few you've been to india, i have few times work. you i mean times for work. you do. i mean you have heard stories by people who live there of generational self where people self injury. yeah where people remove their body remove parts of their own body to and stuff. so to to more money and stuff. so to then as big as do right. then as big as they do right. i

mean and also i've got a friend mine, he works for a for a homeless charity. it's such a complicated issue. it isn't just a case of finding people to get off the street or, offering them accommodation. you know, a lot them have obviously mental health conditions long deliberately opt out of society don't have those don't want have those accommodation it's far form more complicated it's not just about having or two police interactions or whatever that isn't what is going to deal with. the weird thing with the article said that they article was they said that they were thinking they were trying to ban laughing because of to ban laughing gas because of the creates i thought the mayhem it creates i thought laughing was illegal. laughing gas was illegal. i thought no thought it was. no, no apparently. no, apparently you thought it was. no, no appijust:ly. no, apparently you thought it was. no, no appijust:ly. ms apparently you thought it was. no, no appijust:ly. ms usedirently you thought it was. no, no appijust:ly. ms used to 1tly you thought it was. no, no appijust:ly. ms used to whip)u can just buy is used to whip cream you there's not cream but you know there's not an epidemic of cream whipping before just using it to good for a few seconds i think the leaving those little kind of stuff everywhere around our tyres they're just they're annoying kind of the environment don't care about people like od'ing on lastly is the so the littering thing is pretty difficult to overdose on it as well you've got to have a big

canister from a hospital. no them giving anybody advice or any experience on drug i tried to yeah tried any drugs never smoked a cigarette but then a friend of mine had gave birth at their home at the big tanners. the right . yeah, it was the best the right. yeah, it was the best 3 seconds of my life. i thought about bringing some to edinburgh or previews just to get the audience little audience going little bit. anything helps ease the anything that helps ease the jokes. no more than gas jokes. no more than the gas well, i'll it. up, we've well, i'll do it. next up, we've got time george. well they got the time george. well they got the time george. well they got front. yeah. over got in the front. yeah. over hundred sewage spills a day so this companies. this is water companies. i personally think should be nationalised or renationalise. yeah because there's no competition fighting this. i mean what they've done over the last is absolutely last few years is absolutely destroy many our rivers and destroy many of our rivers and our outlets in the sea and now they're sort of finally being called account and they say, oh, but we're going to have to put up prices of as opposed to up the prices of as opposed to investing that. you investing the money that. you made taking away made some profit taking away back to france or whatever . so back to france or whatever. so and that turns french people. they've stolen our money from water. water, as they call it .

water. water, as they call it. yeah. so 300,000 times last year were , raw sewage was dumped into were, raw sewage was dumped into . coastal areas and rivers across , england. and not just across, england. and not just seems unbelievable figures and it's only now that now that have finally been holding these companies to account. yeah. that they are that seems to be it's going down a little bit i mean that does sound an awful lot. 300,000 times raw sewage is dumped into the sea is my kids. we collect our own water. my house is brazilian. i grew up in jungle. we didn't put a coffee can on collect on this really nice free tea. i highly nice mix free tea. i highly suggested i will thank you so much for coming out but it is interesting i mean water is provided. we've got a capitalist market system for these water companies. but to change your you've actually got to sell house and buy another house. so say the catchment area for that provider so , it's not really a provider so, it's not really a free market or lefty know only for certain things that don't

work exactly . it's all about work exactly. it's all about things that don't really work. pointless tests are delaying cancer care, nhs warned. this is something we always about. something we always talk about. inefficiency nhs inefficiency within the nhs system. i in the nhs. but of course there mistakes are made and something like if you get lung cancer you send for an x—ray that doesn't diagnose whether have lung cancer or not. yeah, so you need a ct scan. so there's a lot of waste as we always . and now they're trying always. and now they're trying to get on top of it again. how this is we've got to this point where i mean we feels like we live in a somewhat modern era where could have before this oh let's cut that that costs a lot money or or time that is used. we get to treatment. yeah. so that's seemingly finally on top of it , i'm that's seemingly finally on top of it, i'm always just dismayed , bewildered by how well it's got so far. yeah, i think the is so thick that changing anything is like near impossible it seems like you know. yeah including this the stuff they want to cover their own bases with the cancer thing want to take had

they want to test everything don't they. yeah. yeah yeah. they want to make sure they're not going to be pulled on anything. anyway we finished anything. and anyway we finished the star. oh the with the daily star. oh right. oh poor blimey. it's going to rain cats. dogs, apparently there's a huge deluge of rain heading our way. so cover up right. of rain heading our way. so cover up right . that's of rain heading our way. so cover up right. that's half of their sort of frontline . it's their sort of frontline. it's about the weather. the weather? yeah. so it's going to be sunny. i don't know if they've been doing this for a while. and the daily always says there's going to trees are going to be to be some trees are going to be heat there's to be heat wave, there's going to be hail stones or snow. there's always same boring old always just the same boring old british weather. just british weather. it's just brilliant. let's drizzle about nine . put some nine degrees of salt. put some of your only fan stories on, the front page. yet you have interesting stuff in the middle . that's front pages . anyway, that's the front pages . the way we're going to get into cheery like brexit into more cheery like brexit damages strip searching damages police strip searching children and dystopian surveillance stations . see in surveillance stations. see in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headline news with me leo kearse . i'm joined with me leo kearse. i'm joined by the brilliant josh henry and scott caputo . i know it's the scott caputo. i know it's the first time anybody is described as i'm sorry, i didn't mean thoroughly hilarious. oh really time your your good your friend thank you very professional we're kicking off this section with the independent and people are still crying about brexit just so let me just get this page down. brexit damage as big as covid says , we are predicting as covid says, we are predicting five years before recover the office for budget responsibility. that's basically they're going, yes, the covid pandemic is a big deal. and yes, energy price crisis with the war in ukraine. but the same magnitude has been brexit and let's just not pretend that it

had an impact on our economy. this is what the experts i'd like to pretend that it hasn't had an impact on our economy. i okay. well, it has . this is why okay. well, it has. this is why i tell people experts have it's basically 4% this is what they're saying. britain's gdp 4% smaller than if we had , although smaller than if we had, although it's greater than that over the next five years, it'll increase and it will become 4% a year which then starts aggregate also they will be are they've been wrong before about britain's economic prospects and looking at the past as well. so this the data that we already have and also it's not just them it's bunch of other people are all the centre for economic reform we really we've lost 33 billion and lost trade . look people said and lost trade. look people said that this is what's going to happenif that this is what's going to happen if you create these trade barriers. of course it is going to have an impact. now people wanted brexit for a myriad different reasons. obviously the

economy wasn't the centre or the core for brexit. for me it was one of the reasons why i. but when you put it on brexit, i mean i think the mistake impact that theresa may made in her candidate in her office was , she candidate in her office was, she put migrants the economy. and that's what made brexit worse. and we're still paying for that. we're still paying for her mistakes. but then brexit to led benefits such as the vaccine roll, it was much speedier in the uk because we weren't constrained by you say you didn't believe in the vaccine before the shock after boris johnson told the british, i didn't vote for. is it after 1000 till the british to take it on the chin? that's what his first response to that? well, you know, suzy's a lot of women, normal people supermarket bills are more are £5.8 billion. they're more expensive because because of expensive because of because of this excuse because you can have everything bad in britain. no, no, everything it's a there no, no. everything it's a there are other things, but this is bad. and let's just be real about it. come on. this is not pretend. it's that. pretend. it's like that. it hasn't i think hasn't had an impact. i think you're overlooking the good

things that this annoyed lot things that this annoyed a lot of do. well, that's of liberals do. well, that's what you all are. well, i don't think well . i will take think it as well. i will take a 4% in gdp to annoy my but a 4% cut in gdp to annoy my but a struggling family who's paying more . the supermarket isn't more. the supermarket isn't going don't know going to. well, you don't know how enjoying being how much they're enjoying being annoyed. how much they're enjoying being annoyed . it's fine. i think when annoyed. it's fine. i think when you're £1,000,000,000, when you're £1,000,000,000, when you're annoys you, you're hungry what annoys you, your stomach actually your growling stomach actually what and don't what liberals think and i don't think nobody to think nobody's really nobody to death to me i think look let's just be about this if we can take the toxicity out of it. be honest , it's take the toxicity out of it. be honest, it's happened. yeah, fine. yeah but let's be honest about what's actually happened, not put our heads in not what. just put our heads in the then let's see what the sand and then let's see what we move and make it we can do to move and make it better. not acknowledge the situation can't fix it. situation. and you can't fix it. well, what i think is well, this is what i think is going we're going to going to happen. we're going to we're to see negative we're going to see negative economic impact of brexit dissipating and dissipating as the eu and britain freely britain start trading freely with each other. because we've seen past couple seen over the past couple of years like not we're not years like we're not we're not enemies united in the enemies actually united in the face autocracy in face of autocracy and in the world. and world. nine billions and billions have been billions of pounds have been lost short term. but

lost in the short term. but you've look long term. you've got to look long term. you sometimes you take you know, sometimes you take short term hit for a long term, good. anyway, got good. anyway, we've got the telegraph and seems that telegraph now and it seems that artificial intelligence still artificial intelligence is still pretty praises pretty stupid as it praises socialists. yes, you're socialists. scott yes, you're delusional. i think what's absolutely out of your i think i know what's going to happen with brexit. we'll talk that the break a left wing google a chat box thinks brexit was a bad idea yes oh bah which is the google chat box kind of in competition with open ai's chat gb is a large language language model that unique responses to questions when asked what it thinks of brexit it says oh bad idea what it thinks of jeremy corbyn very intelligent man , corbyn very intelligent man, very sensitive, very down to earth and, on and on. and it asks does it actually exist. there's a blue a teenage girl at the keyboard with pointy glasses. it asks what it thinks of the conservative party and they of they focus on money not so much and stuff like that. so

yes it tends to favour vegans, it's that kind of thing. it's a weird progressive machine, but it makes sense because it uses the internet. it gather its information, but also it's tweaked the biases or could fit into it by is by his own us by its grammar. but that doesn't mean that's a proved in this case just be a sheer case it might just be a sheer numbers game where terms of numbers game where in terms of jeremy basically says jeremy corbyn basically says jeremy corbyn basically says jeremy has and jeremy corbyn, he has and authenticity got a hundred thousand people of followers thousand people of his followers there cultists twittering there these cultists twittering that basically twitter you got fighting about 200 people, two on the jews. nobody else wants to talk. jeremy corbyn followers go. he's only going to get the numbers and that's what it picks up yeah so and i imagine in up on. yeah so and i imagine in other issues the same as what it says with it supports trans women whatever and it says it women or whatever and it says it trans women, they says it says that there are loads of definitions for what a woman is that's so . so she sounds like that's so. so she sounds like a labour mp . yeah. yeah hasn't labour mp. yeah. yeah hasn't decided yet i think. what is picking up on and like you said

is more liberal responses to certain subject matter . i think certain subject matter. i think that's because there's a vast majority of people online on facebook and on the internet social media outlets that that favour this. you know, it's do you follow your feed and then it'll balance itself . yeah. it'll balance itself. yeah. well, to understand well, we've also to understand that it's not just a free thinking machine learning thing is controlled by humans. and we know that tech companies have got a huge left wing bias. well, you that to the point that i think google has own 98% of his political donations went to the democrats rather the democrats rather than the republicans. mean republicans. so i mean i unimaginably vast bias and that's feeding into into like say we have this isn't what they saw this goes i do agree of course there is bias of course across software and stuff the reason jeremy corbyn. no, but chat but again it's not say coming from an individual it's becoming it's coming from the source of the information that's not this is works in a different way. no it doesn't charge it charges and google is controlled by people but is in gpt.

charges and google is controlled by people but is in gpt . why by people but is in gpt. why didn't they just call it chat g b t? that sounds or just just shout anyway chat t t when one thing the definition of woman says is an adult female human or to a female human with two x chromosomes. so there is a bias. that's what i'm saying. the responses are not the same every time. so the responses we're reading by the telegraph because , the telegraph's bias might be, the responses they focussed on, they ask the questions, but they might have gotten hundreds of other responses they're other responses that they're ignonng other responses that they're ignoring in this article. right, right. interesting. yeah. that could it. could possibly explain it. anyway, got guardian anyway, we've got the guardian now reason we can't now for and some reason we can't work racist. police are work out racist. police are targeting black children more than chinese . josh than indian or chinese. josh well, that a loaded intro that i hate black children much more likely to be strip in england wales than their white peers. that's the report out there saying. black children are six times overrepresented in strip

searches during 2018 to 2022 of the 3000 recorded strip searches , 38% of those children were black, and with black children only making up 6% of the population and that means they six times overrepresented . so six times overrepresented. so some of these things received little publicity. i believe there was a 15 year old girl strip searched on her period . strip searched on her period. she was told to spit her cheek by a strand of buttocks or whatever. and it also says that there's a lot of instances here of them breaking that the breaking the rules as they do these strips, i.e. have an officer with a different to the to the child to ignore what genden to the child to ignore what gender. the officer identifies us we don't. but i think the situation they just be like but also women we got public children's being strip searched in public view no appropriate aduu in public view no appropriate adult so it seems there is an issue with strip searches . this issue with strip searches. this country treating black kids as adults is , what they're doing adults is, what they're doing right now and, i mean, do you

know why they would be doing this? i don't know the mentality the police currently seems to be in question and. we're reviewing what's on in the police department. so we've seen the case report came out last week. the accused, the metropolitan police have raised this and sexism, homophobia, you know , sexism, homophobia, you know, all the things that make someone fun at, a party, but institutionalised racism. yeah. yeah. which which we've heard . yeah. which which we've heard. but also that there are of but we also that there are of certain in crime statistics as the perpetrators. so there's articles about that which is not it's not but it a i think is it's not but it a i think is it's a valid i mean obviously it's a valid i mean obviously it's the guardian so they don't they don't dig into any possible causes of this overrepresentation of strip searching. but i mean, that would seem to make sense to me. that would seem to be a logical but there's overzealousness in that. case that those that. that's the case that those statistics case the statistics are the case and the police to forward and police need to come forward and say that respond to this and say the reason this is because of these or it because the these numbers or it because the

police visual in the police tend to be visual in the people they go out to see there's a phenomenon i never read phone called adult, which is where supposedly they're treating black children more treating black children more treat more like to be treat as a as adult as seen as being right. i'm assuming, because they as adult as seen as being right. i'm assuming , because they see i'm assuming, because they see them more as a threat than they do chinese and indian children . do chinese and indian children. you said of the same age. yeah. more physical threat. now more of a physical threat. now can please on the can we please move on from the story? let's move on from this horrible well, still go horrible burn. well, we still go koreans we've got the koreans anyway. we've got the telegraph trump telegraph now. and donald trump is back campaign trail is back on the campaign trail with of fun new insults with a bunch of fun new insults . sanctimonious . he's the . randy, sanctimonious. he's the governor florida. i thought that trump had already announced his candidacy. weeks months ago, but apparently this is his first big lie. who he hasn't done it officially . he's sticking his officially. he's sticking his feet in the mud. and waco texas, which is a loaded town , and he's which is a loaded town, and he's decided that ron is his . the decided that ron is his. the thing is, it's a waste of his time because ron's numbers are dropping in florida and nationally in the us . his nationally in the us. his presidential numbers , his

presidential numbers, his support and trump's are going and he's clearly the candidate . and he's clearly the candidate. ihope and he's clearly the candidate. i hope he waste his time on nikki haley. she's got no traction whatsoever and he's saying that she's a warmonger , saying that she's a warmonger, that she's just going to send everywhere in the world and waste your time. she he he calls her, i think, the wicked witch of the some place she was the past. i wasn't. she was. he knows it really well. she's a big supporter of his for a long he hasn't been sort of attacking . he's got his underlings to do it. yes he's called her. where was it? i this one. he didn't. oh, no, you're right. get mr. i guess he called her the yeah he did . yes hillary, some of these did. yes hillary, some of these he's not really bringing a lot of class to campaign because he's called a star. they had sex with horse feet , the one he may with horse feet, the one he may go to go to prison because that's that's more in his judgement. why are you sleeping with a woman ? your money, a with a woman? your money, a terrible shopper. although he

got a better deal with her, bill clinton did with the women he paid off. yeah. yeah. so, you know shows that donald trump can negotiate at will. anyway, moving on, we've got the guardian now and a warning of a workplace . josh yeah. dystopian workplace. josh yeah. dystopian surveillance disproportionately targets female and targets young female and minority workers . a think tank. minority workers. a think tank. it's calling for the uk government to make stronger to protect workers from intrusive , protect workers from intrusive, which is a somewhat new phenomena and certainly with people working from home a lot more . so they've got these more. so they've got these things like keyboard it like it will see how many strokes you you keep that's the wrong you on keep that's the wrong size not deliver it. yeah i apologise . size not deliver it. yeah i apologise. i'm size not deliver it. yeah i apologise . i'm sure so doing apologise. i'm sure so doing that right i what you do a lot of times. yes. and the different websites you and also it sort of checks you during meetings and if you're there and there's a camera on your computer so easy for you check. yeah yeah. and the young person portion of this

is the essentially 19 to 29 year olds whatever that they're screw but also they will work because i've been that age i've done these low paid menial jobs and you do whatever you can to get away the least amount of work. yeah, yeah. as you get. that's what to be constantly what you need to be constantly under surveillance. the under surveillance. yes the reason. yes, of course. and we all approve yeah. yeah all approve of it. yeah. yeah well, for the 16 to 29 year olds , please see if dare my strikes on the streets of their lives. so a 22 year old stroke on his keyboard a couple hours during the day i can show you some sites and the break anyway coming we've got white right wing comedians the most evil of all comedians , according to all comedians, according to a left wing comedian. why and angela's david is causing and why the bbc is also causing controversy with slug. so you had a couple of minutes .

welcome back . headline news welcome back. headline news kicking off this section we've the daily mail and eddie are the said right wing comedians , said right wing comedians, sexist and racist . that's sexist and racist. that's incorrect, eddie. i'm also transphobic and homophobic. scott tell us more. well apparently it is. it's facing backlash after claiming that right . comedians can, like you right. comedians can, like you said, be and racist. susie is his new name, although you can call him a him her. she them. they. that. he's greedy . why they. that. he's greedy. why would you choose your name to be sufie? would you choose your name to be susie? that's a doesn't. sorry, susie. he's out there. you didn't have the choice. but if i had a choice and i was going to be well, i would choose be well, i would not choose susie. would you spell susie. and why would you spell it? susie. and why would you spell h? you susie. and why would you spell it? you said? why? oh, my it? as you said? why? oh, my god. guess is the female equivalent of eddie susie. it eddie's not a particularly cool name hard. what's. name anyway. he is hard. what's. what's said about this what's he said about this anyway? says. she did that anyway? he says. she did that well. he as we know. he ran well. he ran as we know. he ran labour candidate sheffield labour candidate for sheffield in and now he's in last and now he's, he's offering his services as prime minister. but he's saying that

right . comedians, when asked at right. comedians, when asked at a talk tv interview he said, well, they can tend to be racist and a bit bigoted . and they and a bit bigoted. and they said, well, which ones you mean? and he said, i don't really know. and then they said the host. so. well, clearly some are, some who just happen be are, some who just happen to be conservative. they're good conservative. they're very good comedians. yourself comedians. maybe like yourself and are said again, and eddie are said again, i don't have a list don't know. do you have a list of said he sounds bit out of of he said he sounds bit out of touch when he says this eddie izzard see oh right wing izzard see oh these right wing comedians, comedians comedians, these new comedians are so he's like are coming at me. so he's like one old school comedians, one of the old school comedians, the and eighties, the seventies and eighties, and warned counterfeit warned about the counterfeit comedy coming. are comedy coming up and coming. are you? i'm very, very young you? yeah i'm very, very young because he. thank you. he's not even he's not even working circuit or doing stand—up. i know concert hall know anymore. he's concert hall , he's doing theatre type , he's doing a theatre type presentation but yeah of course he's out of the loop in that way. in of what comedy is way. in terms of what comedy is out and not. and also out there and what not. and also what to be what he determine to be transphobic . yeah, know, transphobic. yeah, you know, these it's and what we've seen this week people taking things out context whatnot . yeah out of context and whatnot. yeah yeah.i out of context and whatnot. yeah yeah. i think quality

conservative comedians have a lot stake think in lot more at stake and i think in a it's a deeper skill a way it's a deeper skill because let's face it most audiences particularly i mean diversity matter outside of london we know but within london we all know but within london we all know but within london playing the circuit london of playing the circuit you are to you most artists are going to lean if they aren't, lean left even if they aren't, they be public. they pretend to be in public. and if you're bleeding to the and so if you're bleeding to the right you try and right wing jokes. how refreshing for one thing, the of thing, compared to the rest of comedians bill, including comedians on the bill, including myself. it's real skill myself. but also it's real skill to keep those people your side. so talk about politics at so let's talk about politics at all. boring it's genius. go from here is to get to the end of 20 minutes without committing a hate crime. it's difficult you know what i mean? it does know what i mean? but it does seem mean. it's a really hackneyed that he's using right wing comedians being sex is the reason particularly reason we particularly we've seen left comedians seen so many left comedians being found of sexual harassment . i'm a massive i was a massive fan of his those those early dvds . vhs is what used to watch dvds. vhs is what used to watch one i met him as he did a tv show with him. i found it to be a little bit and offensive and

not massively bright. i'm i'm not massively bright. i'm i'm not saying i'm some genius or anything, but i like shocked by someone i'd respected and thought so highly of. yeah. he when it got down, we had a few tncky when it got down, we had a few tricky conversations. i was like, are you fully you're not picking up on these it was a bit weird like it was just beautiful to watch on stage though i have done shows as top done a couple of shows as top secret. yeah. he really he secret. yeah, yeah. he really he really well and moves really banters well and moves between subject matter great and he looks fantastic. was really he looks fantastic. i was really i happy to be on set i was really happy to be on set sharing sharing a stage with sharing a sharing a stage with him. still it's to him. yeah. but still it's to great hear from josh that he's actually yeah actually a terrible person. yeah the scientific the telegraph, a scientific study trans athletes is in study on trans athletes is in trouble being scientific . trouble for being scientific. accurate. yes . athlete accurate. josh yes. athlete research rejected after professor called a trans woman a male, which is of course, what they are, which is why they're called trans women. oh are you anyway? so this is from the university's king's college london . it's their ethics panel, london. it's their ethics panel, which is made up of non academics, by the way . and they

academics, by the way. and they cited this book citing equality and diversity concerns. now what he's doing , and diversity concerns. now what he's doing, dr. and diversity concerns. now what he's doing , dr. john armstrong, he's doing, dr. john armstrong, is in the study, he's trying to look into female sportspeople and their attitudes towards trans women coming into sport essentially and because he used scientific terms male for men crazy that they have basically said no you can't do that and lots of sports women have come forward and said well, this is actually a very unexplored area we need to look into because you can't stop when you're fighting onune can't stop when you're fighting online about this and online about this stuff and people, care , you people, women don't care, you know, and it's like they do and you see a lot of women now in sports, sportswomen their sport like the woman who was like the biggest surfer and meanwhile, the cyclists as well are and i'm a woman and i care about. the cyclists as well are and i'm a woman and i care about . yeah, a woman and i care about. yeah, you're a great sportswoman. you the thing is, i think that people care and i think they people do care and i think they just to how put their

just don't know to how put their case and it's just, you case forward. and it's just, you know, doing just that. you know, i to yoga studio here in i go to yoga studio here in london and they put up these london and they had put up these w signs on the changing room doors and nothing was any longer genden doors and nothing was any longer gender, same theatre. last night i was gigging , they put on the i was gigging, they put on the thing and they said, this one has is gender neutral, but ones have urinals in and whatever. and a friend of mine said that he'd done the gig like the week before his would come before and his mum would come and go to the toilet. and wouldn't go to the toilet. yeah, was a female yeah, well there was a female teacher there who i oppose teacher there who said i oppose this, want some guy this, i don't want some guy walking in the walking in sandals in the show. so and the next so we complained and the next day back and they put up. day went back and they put up. so if you do these going back to a normal phone, the gender neutral they haven't neutral toilets, they haven't actually neutral actually created gender neutral toilets. ugly their toilets. so the ugly with their designs like, oh is designs is like, oh this is a this is gender neutral, but this is a gender neutral, but this is a gender neutral, but this toilet contains urinals this toilet contains urinals this is a gender neutral toilet. but toilet tampon but the toilet tampon dispensers. so no, it's a new is the women's and the men's just got read the nasty first and got to read the nasty first and i've been holding on my thing

for couple days oh goodness for a couple of days oh goodness noidea for a couple of days oh goodness no idea what he's talking about. anyway i'd like to, i'd like to see it though. i mean he's no michelangelo's statue. david has been accused of being . think been accused of being. think there's no way it's . you know, there's no way it's. you know, if it's junk is just far too small scope that it is but you know so long time ago he was he called he was a goat leading a sheepherder. that's why he was naked . apparently sheepherders naked. apparently sheepherders in the days were naked. in the good old days were naked. you know that statue is at first meant to be completely public. there podium on top of church there a podium on top of church in italy that the church was meant for. so it's public art. yeah that can see but apparently now florida the mayor of now in florida the mayor of florence was to a 30 inner city as a teacher to get an award and stood in front of my other depiction of michelangelo's david and had a selfie take of herself and the show to tell her students when she went back to school she taught and people freaked out and parents called it and she showed this to my students. and so it yeah. all

the kind of trouble you can imagine ensued the school tallahassee classic is a private christian institution . however, christian institution. however, it's also a liberal arts. so christian institution. however, it's also a liberal arts . so the it's also a liberal arts. so the contradiction and so what this person decided to do was sort apologise and then it came out . apologise and then it came out. there has been a history since the statue was actually created. yeah the people being disturbed by it were , the genitals have by it were, the genitals have been covered and where they put boxer shorts and david did in dubai , they had a sort of dubai, they had a sort of special area covering not only the special were going to be ianed the special were going to be invited to go, they had but of course in dubai. i mean, you know that culture is capable but anyway so yes it's ridiculous pubuc anyway so yes it's ridiculous public art like this and then it talks about the sistine chapel in this article. and how disappointed and. well, i know exactly. yeah obviously trying to play with yourself in the sistine chapel is very difficult when you're actually grace the bottom . oh, the time of day. but bottom. oh, the time of day. but it's easier . bottom. oh, the time of day. but it's easier. you might think and have a lot of volunteer there. but yes , apparently those those

but yes, apparently those those nudes caused controversy with the first painted you know 1500 years and this is actually a simpsons plotline as well. this was in the simpsons some some time as example of time ago as as an example of something ridiculous, an example of overreach of, you of sort of overreach of, you know, religious intolerance in schools. yeah. and she's been forced to resign. yes. yeah. incredible. yeah from a selfie. anyway i know. and david attenborough is also in trouble for things he's put slug on the bbc date wild isles. this is the new tv series defend the animal sex scenes in david afterwards new bbc series as a fact of life because as they say in previous series , seen love hunting and series, seen love hunting and the predator stuff and killing and whatnot, but they because this is a solo show, it's shot in the uk, there's not much of that going on. we don't have those, those kind of species here. and so they've had to sort of focus on other stuff, including adam's the first time you've ever been to see you've ever been able to see adam's going at it and adam's going going at it and that's the scientific best and

supposedly they've got to hook hooked something hooked willy something like that and woman like the guy and they the woman like the guy gets hooked in and then the lady ad i believe that's the technical term like swings them around we didn't ask you to do all this research. yeah it was all this research. yeah it was all yes it back to my wedding night from hunting to hunting. that's the point. i think i think i think they ran out of footage and they thought what they're going to put in they're a little like puzzle animals they animals find their they animals they find their food got it yeah they eat food they got it yeah they eat and meat we're just wild and and meat we're all just wild and it sniffing around one it was sniffing around one another i think just go to the gay bar so i don't see, you know, why they're going after poor old edinburgh. yeah, they're that guy. they're really nailing that guy. makes me really want watch makes me really want to watch it. maybe it's it. so yeah, maybe it's a pubuchy it. so yeah, maybe it's a publicity stunt to people publicity stunt to get people watching it own watching to make it own more exciting, is to be. exciting, which is going to be. anyway, the guardian anyway, we've got the guardian and elitist oxbridge and an elitist oxbridge institution accused of institution has been accused of having bias. yeah having an oxbridge bias. yeah the bbc's rejected charges of elitist elitism aimed at university challenge. apparently give more favouritism to oxford

and cambridge students than they do to other universities. they offer the to all ten oxbridge colleges. i think that's. no, no there's hundreds of them but but but they give it 100. yeah, but, but they give it 100. yeah, but, but have ten slots and then there's like one for manchester university, one for sheffield. so it doesn't seem fair to the two i guess that would consider the people lesser. yeah yeah, yeah. but it's because they don't idiots the show, they want to it interesting, to make it interesting, they don't suggesting don't want. are you suggesting that or that people from university or sheffield university in their accent. no, want people accent. no, they want people that. we can all relate. they're not necessarily from manchester or obviously or sheffield north, obviously and from mass, and you know, people from mass, but there. so i'm but they wound up there. so i'm sure there's a story behind sure there's a long story behind that. anyway, want oxbridge that. anyway, they want oxbridge people and there's can finish this. i tried to get right couldn't write i'm not i'm privileged yeah pretty privileged yeah i'm pretty stupid about stupid but i feel worse about being this show. what did you being on this show. what did you get go. at least i get to you try. go. at least i tried. i'm scottish when i'm. when i was there i up. no when i was there i grew up. no no scottish went to it went to oxbridge. those were the days. yeah, i went university yeah, i went to the university of stirling all right. the

harvard of the north. study of stirling all right. the h study of the north. study of stirling all right. the h study of film north. study of stirling all right. the h study of film and]. study of stirling all right. the h study of film and media, tudy of stirling all right. the h study of film and media, fary a study of film and media, far less of anything so depressing. you people a day you tell people that on a day when single for so long when they're single for so long anyway. so they did favour anyway. yes. so they did favour those because i do think there were hundreds oxbridge were hundreds of oxbridge colleges. yeah. there's about 300 on yeah no 300 roles on asbos. yeah no sorry . 70 oxbridge colleges. sorry. 70 oxbridge colleges. right. yeah that's the maths. that's why i didn't get it. that's why i didn't get it. that's why i didn't get it. that's why you do. anyway. coming up so much on the show up after the break. god why afros are no band . you're free. why are no band. you're free. why your sweat? stop anxiety and someone takes get out of jail free card see you in a couple of minutes . there's help for households. are you over state pension age? if your weekly income is below £182.60, or £278.70 if you live with a partner, you could be eligible for pension credit, even if you own your home or have savings. it's worth, on average, £3,500 a year

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welcome back. the headliners. we've got the guardian now and a professor is trying to keep the inside of our minds private property. josh yes. professor trying to protect a private from technology. this is professor

farahani . let's try. it looks farahani. let's try. it looks like a jerky boys. this is a phone call i found a honey. i'm to the jerky boys . got it. if to the jerky boys. got it. if one of those argues a new book, it's called the battlefield brain. she's saying that we need legislation now because all this stuff is , all this science stuff is, all this science fiction stuff is going to be reality pretty soon in terms of being able to read your brain's thought whatever. those being able to read your brain's thorthe: whatever. those being able to read your brain's thorthe day whatever. those being able to read your brain's thorthe day minority :ever. those being able to read your brain's thorthe day minority reporthose being able to read your brain's thorthe day minority report .ose are the day minority report. yeah. all of that. so we yeah. and all of that. so we need the legislation. need need the legislation. you need these neuro rights laws which actually some kind of like chile is already is the first nation to put some of this stuff into practise also wisconsin in america and yeah, it makes sense. i mean, it's scary to think what's going happen. i saw this sci fi thing recently where they like phones were they were like the phones were literally you put little literally just you put a little thing temple piece of thing on your temple piece of metal that's how and metal and that's how you and they already a story the they already we did a story the other day like these killer robots that controlled by soldiers through soldiers essentially through helmets. this helmets. right so that this stuff it read at the stuff coming it can read at the

moment but was the kind thing she's requesting is different isn't it because like chile these laws in place about going into your brain but she's saying we need to we need to get laws where we can own our brain protected territory. right. so it's the final part of the of property. the cartesian essentially is protect ourselves from the military . what she's from the military. what she's saying. yeah, right. keeping right and turned into a manchurian candidate interesting stuff. anyway, we've got the telegraph now and it's bad news for prince andrew. i'm afraid sweat can make you feel less anxious. scott, tell us more . we anxious. scott, tell us more. we all know sweat makes us horny, right now i'm holding you. i know you're sweating so i know it's actually something i started. my plan is working perfectly, but a study has found that social is reduced. when people underwent therapy while exposed to body odour apparently under arm sweat from volunteers was waved around. these people who are going through mental anxiety treatment and it made them calmer . anxiety treatment and it made them calmer. it made them feel

safer , made them feel safe , safer, made them feel safe, think the smell was familiar so links is making us all anxious. it is yeah. yeah. is you feel better now. yeah apparently there's the research recruited 48 women. all whom suffer from social anxiety. like women do. and it's divided into three groups of 618. and over two days, they all therapy for social anxiety . and at some social anxiety. and at some point they rubbed with this sweat and that was considered sex crime. now they respond in favourably, i think. right women they they want to be rubbed with sweat . i they they want to be rubbed with sweat. i think we'll they they want to be rubbed with sweat . i think we'll leave that sweat. i think we'll leave that there. we've got the expression there. we've got the expression there. and prince harry is probably the only fervent anti—racist who's killed 25 afghan men, at least this inspired tomorrow josh? indeed, harry's killing admission to a spark human blood protests at st paups spark human blood protests at st paul's cathedral. this is andrei modo. kit mulder can be a tough one. whatever he's a russian

artist. he deals in blood. he's exiled at the moment because he did something about putin. so he's sort of on the run from the putin loyalists . but you and putin loyalists. but you and yeah. so basically disgusted and by by this so he's going to do this thing where he basically gets this this is like say blood is sort of medium of choice and he's got all these donations from afghan men and is going to pump it through a crest and then project that crest onto donations of blood. you mean donations of blood. you mean donations of blood. you mean donations of blood? yes. just. yeah they have to carry a little card for that, i guess. so like i am an artist or whatever i'm helping us. he was very, very when he heard these, you know, prince harry's talking about all this is prince harry's book had written such cold, calculated ways. they didn't feel bad . it ways. they didn't feel bad. it just saw them as, yeah, chess pieces too to eliminated. well these are trained trained soldiers i get very passionate about chess i like about chess so i don't like losing little chess losing you see the little chess pieces people so. not pieces as people so. it's not such crime you. that's why such a crime for you. that's why i'm good at it. right me i'm so good at it. right me moving we've got the express

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hair. it's a big i don't blow dry my hair. it's what call it juice. i've got a big jew fro but you'd be like would you be allowed to take your own hair? i mean, obviously behalf an afro, but would you be allowed to take your into an abacus? there your own into an abacus? there might accusations world your might be accusations world your way just so you know, you have your it seems your own hair. yeah. it seems of. i don't know. did did you ever haven't done any of the members an yeah, they members have an afro. yeah, they did thing. everybody did a thing. everybody had a pair in the. there's just harking back that period harking back to that period when were having were that. they're just having fun. they have fun. god yeah right. they have funny blonde afros. okay. yeah maybe try that. anyway, we're going in one final going to try and in one final story 30 seconds, we've got story in 30 seconds, we've got the it seems the only the star and. it seems the only get jail card is still get out of jail card is still being prince andrew. blow, being prince andrew. josh blow, paups being prince andrew. josh blow, paul's monopoly get out of jail free card after being pulled over police. this is over the police. this is a minnesota . he he was minnesota. yeah, he just he was pulled for some sort of crime and they sort of handed over a get jail freak on. they're like, oh, that's funny . but you go to oh, that's funny. but you go to jail, right you can you can try and bribe them with. the

monopoly money. well, this is what some said online could be a wag online . that's the dream . wag online. that's the dream. but yeah, so. but they were over on a world of for that. yeah but still you're going to jail like burnham. anyway, the show is oven burnham. anyway, the show is over, so let's take another quick look . monday's front pages quick look. monday's front pages with the daily mail with six offenders left off crimes just saying sorry . the telegraph saying sorry. the telegraph pleads with prime minister targets beggars on crack down on crime. the guardian has nhs chiefs soon alarm on spiralling staff shortages. the times has 800 sewage spills a day in the express has rebels fight to close migrant loopholes and finally the daily star has all poor. finally the daily star has all poor . it's finally the daily star has all poor. it's going to rain cats and dogs and those are your front pages and that's all we have time for i'm afraid. thank you so much to my guests josh howie and scott caputo. do try and see them live and join us tomorrow when simon will be in

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prime good evening. i'm radisson in the gb newsroom. tensions have heightened between russia and ukraine with russian state media alleging that a blast in the country's tula region was caused by a ukrainian drone packed with explosives. three people were reportedly injured when they were struck by shrapnel. however, ukraine has not claimed responsibility for this alleged attack . it follows pleas from attack. it follows pleas from the european union for russia to halt the stationing of nuclear weapons in belarus . cave's weapons in belarus. cave's foreign ministry has called the

decision provocative and is calling for a session of the un security council . well, england security council. well, england has beaten ukraine to nil in their group c euro qualifiers match. both teams joined for a photograph before the game . photograph before the game. players clutched a ukrainian flag with peace written across it. had given 1003 tickets to ukrainian refugees and their british hosts to attend the game. first half goals from harry kane bukayo saka were enough to seal the win. they will face off again in september for vile offenders who commit anti—social behaviour will be forced to clean up their communities as part of the prime minister's new immediate justice scheme. under the plans to be announced tomorrow, local authorities will be given new powers to quickly and visibly punish criminals. those who spray graffiti or commit other vandalism will have to fix the damage within 48 hours. while the penalties include picking up litter, washing police cars or

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