there you with gb news in a moment headliners. but first let's bring you the latest news headlines. and mi5 has increased terrorism threat level in northern ireland from substantial severe meaning an attack is highly likely . that attack is highly likely. that comes roughly a year after britain . the threat level for britain. the threat level for northern ireland for the first time in more than a decade. the deputy chief constable mark hamilton. the police service of northern ireland, is working hard to make the community safer. also on the news today, prince harry says , the royal prince harry says, the royal family, without a doubt withheld information from him about phone hacking by news group newspapers. made the claims in a witness statement submitted before his civil claim against the publisher of the daily associated newspapers . prince associated newspapers. prince harry is among a group of celebrities launching legal action against the publisher,

accusing them of numerous breaches of privacy . associated breaches of privacy. associated newspapers denies all the allegations in the united states. president joe biden has called congress to pass an assault weapons ban after. a school shooting in tennessee saying the country owes the families action this time not prayers. for viewers a warning, you may find the following footage distressing in the incident. six people, including three children, were killed in nashville on monday. police and killed a 28 year old transgender former pupil, saying the attacker had bought seven firearms legally. three of which were used in the shooting hear former labour leader jeremy corbyn. he has every intention of his constituency islington nonh of his constituency islington north at the next election, adding he won't be intimidated into silence . that's after into silence. that's after labour's national executive committee approved sir keir starmer's motion to mr. corbyn's

standing as a labour mp. mr. corbyn was suspended from the labour party in 2020 over his reaction to a report into anti semitism within the labour party. he could still, however , party. he could still, however, run as an independent independent, not the education secretary is urging teaching unions to accept latest pay offer and end their industrial action. the government is offering a £1,000 one off payment as well as a four and a half % pay rise for next year. half% pay rise for next year. but the national education union has recommended its members reject the deal and instead hold further strikes on april the 27th and may the second. and lastly the snp leader, humza yousaf has now been officially selected . scotland's new first selected. scotland's new first minister. runner up forbes has said she'll support yusuff despite rejecting offer to serve in the cabinet. ms. forbes, who previously as finance secretary, was offered a demotion to . rural

was offered a demotion to. rural affairs. she'll now return to hollyrood backbenches . you're up hollyrood backbenches. you're up to on tv online dab , plus radio to on tv online dab, plus radio and tune in a with gb news the people's channel. time for headliners . headliners. hello. good evening . i am simon evans. welcome to headliners . joining me tonight headliners. joining me tonight to take you through the best of top stories, we have top comedians leo kearse and roger monkhouse . oh, are you both.7 monkhouse. oh, are you both.7 yeah. good, thanks. let's marvellous . let's have marvellous. let's have a cracking look at the front pages then the daily mail as migrants to be housed on cruise ships and barge gee sounds all right isn't it. the guard in as guardian owner apologises for founder's links to slavery . the telegraph links to slavery. the telegraph has card banning chaos after eu

melt down the times . has card banning chaos after eu melt down the times. hundreds of migrants to be held in giant barges downing a little bit more like the dickensian hulks in great expectations the i have lineker one taxman nil he is managed to evade the evasion suit. the daily star boffins don't us boffins arcades plea to get daily stars favourite word and will band oh well those will front . so let us kick things off front. so let us kick things off with the front page of the daily mail . so they've got ministers mail. so they've got ministers pledging to hose cross—channel migrants on barges moved off the british coast as well as ex—military and disused . this is ex—military and disused. this is this is an attempt to slash the

taxpayers 3.5 billion phone bill for hotels for cross—channel migrants. apparently, there's 50,000 people in 400 hotels. i know this sounds like good deal. 3.5 billion is about what you'd pay 3.5 billion is about what you'd pay for a family for it to go to centre parks during the holidays and hundred and £50 a night, apparently for each individual asylum seeker that seems a lot , asylum seeker that seems a lot, doesn't it.7 i'm sure you get some sort of deal even from the government scheme . i stayed in government scheme. i stayed in the travelodge over the weekend for 30 quid going right. so you're quite right. they've been stung, haven't they, because if you go to any of the aggregators sites or whatever they're called, you know, like distributor, not tripadvisor, the don't call them the price of hotel fluctuates according to demand, isn't it. yeah so there's obviously a demand . there's obviously a demand. there's a lot of demand although if anybody's if anybody's worried about the taxes being spent this is actually spent willy this is actually coming out of foreign aid so just it boggles my mind that, you know, left people know we need to have you know many people the channel

people coming across the channel as and money as possible and the money to host coming out of host them is coming out of foreign need. so basically left wing want us to pay for wing people want us to pay for albanian stay hotels here albanian men to stay hotels here instead of paying for water in africa.7 well it's always been the case. it's always been the case that the british government is better actually at providing help for refugees closer to the actual catastrophe . it be a war actual catastrophe. it be a war or a famine or whatever. and less good perhaps because it's further away actually housing those are welcoming those in who travel away from the catastrophe to invest lot in sort of camps and so on quietly. it is a political choice of course and it's the counting thing when you're stripping the foreign aid budget pay for the hotels. budget to pay for the hotels. i mean, it's obscenity it's mean, it's obscenity that. it's going although going to hotels, although domestic hoteliers are making a lot money it. so in a lot money out of it. so in a sense, it's reinvesting in the economy, mean, at economy, isn't it.7 i mean, at some it will become sufficient of incentive, suppose, for of incentive, i suppose, for people buying places people to start buying places and them in course and opening them in the course for sort of thing. but it's for that sort of thing. but it's not to incriminate not going to incriminate surely marginally. exactly what marginally. that's exactly what will of course.

will be happening, of course. well, to people well, the plan is to people coming channel the coming across the channel the first at the moment first place. so at the moment they're played they're adverts played the people traffickers are putting adverts on tiktok saying come britain, you stay in this amazing star hotel amazing four star hotel with a spa all rest of it. so if spa, all the rest of it. so if instead they're staying an instead they're staying in an a barge off the coast of barge moved off the coast of britain to britain before being sent to rwanda yeah going to rwanda. yeah it's not going to be i think they be as enticing i think they throw show them the first 15 minutes of expectations minutes of great expectations the recent dark adaptation the recent very dark adaptation in which you see maggie which sort of breaking of the present and maybe they'll get a sense of what awaits know few rats what awaits you know a few rats and a bit of burning straw and they might just be enough of it. i just took the barron's way stanley's north of there stanley's on the north of there are are a disused are there are a lot disused modern facilities all around the country well that i'm the country as well and that i'm the stand being looked at as stand are being looked at as viable sites and of course a civil unrest element to this as well . the governments, quite well. the governments, quite rightly and understandably, are keen take to take the keen to take to take the migrants over. yet asylum seekers away from the city, which are of course, now attracting the demonstrations .

attracting the demonstrations. so let's have a look at the garda in front page now. roger, this is . a little bit of navel this is. a little bit of navel gazing looks , elodie. this is gazing looks, elodie. this is the guardian and barking upon an orgy of hand wringing regarding its own founders connection with the slave trade . it's the slave trade. it's a brilliant advert for the investigative journalism skills the guardian that it's taken the 150 years of this what can i say well done then the theme in there only has been passed . yeah there only has been passed. yeah i mean suppose if we if are to maintain any kind of ethical we should say oh you know don't be don't be contorted with guilt over something the last two to play over something the last two to play but there is a certain amount of schadenfreude it is what the guardian is constantly lecturing everyone else on race ism and microaggressions and the terrible history of british terrible history of the british empire all the rest of it. and it turns out the whole not only were founded by slave

were they founded by slave traders, involved in the traders, people involved in the slave trade, but were paid by the british government to end slavery. the guardian didn't want to the gardens owners didn't to end slavery. so they had to take money from the british taxpayer. and we only just finished offer just finished paying that offer thinking about we're thinking about 2014, we're talking of thousands of talking hundreds of thousands of pounds, recompense slave pounds, the recompense to slave trade. not the slave trade. trade. it's not the slave trade. it's owners it's the slave owners was enormous, course. and enormous, of course. and directly government coffers directly from government coffers , which was probably the best way to do it. in fact, i mean they regarded it as an economic problem much as you know, we look back on it now as a purely moral one. and that's the way that history works is. it deals with nationalisation it comes from the ultimately from the taxpayer. and the interesting thing about empire is individuals but individuals got rich but countries necessarily . countries didn't necessarily. yeah so of course the british taxpayer ended paying for the taxpayer ended up paying for the military interventions and the security but they didn't take the privatised . well that was the privatised. well that was the privatised. well that was the thing after second world the thing was after second world war, what they said we war, what they said was that we can longer to keep an empire. can no longer to keep an empire. we wasn't just all

we suggest it wasn't just all this first frontier, but niall ferguson points out that the richest countries in europe , the richest countries in europe, the scandinavian countries involved in empire and poorest countries in empire and poorest countries in europe, spain and very much were very much an evangelical mission. but you know, we're destined to be misunderstood . i destined to be misunderstood. i think the other interesting thing to look at, not quite so far, i believe that the only reason the guardian even reason the guardian is even remotely financially viable is due sale of auto trader due to the sale of auto trader like by its parent holding company for . like by its parent holding company for. remember that correctly know despite their commitment to climate and also i mean capitalism saved you know stop slavery because there's no productivity increase. you can't invest in a productivity increase with with slavery. it's very much capped at what a human being can do. i mean, people say there are some people who try and whitewash whole of the and whitewash the whole of the american and say, oh, american civil war and say, oh, it wasn't anything to do with slavery. a civil slavery. it was sort of a civil right. rights right. but civil states rights and determination. but it and so on, determination. but it is complex. and is always more complex. and it was to with and was something to do with the and appreciate that the appreciate the fact that the economic policy of the whole of

america be much america seemed to be very much more driven by by the industrialised and the new rural south , as they say, rather these south, as they say, rather these are always slightly more complex. but anyway, well, the guardian for owning up onto the front page of the metro now leo and this is headline callous nhs run like mafia. yeah. so got they've got something to beat any chance we're not we're not talking about that we're talking about above face the face of evil the got the picture there of hill trans shooter of audrey hill the trans shooter who perpetrated the shooting yesterday . the former pupil at yesterday. the former pupil at the school and a female tamil transition which was quite convincing apparently . you know, convincing apparently. you know, obviously , you know, mindless obviously, you know, mindless violence is traditionally masculine. yeah, i treat. but what's interesting is a lot of the coverage of this is focussed this are misgendering and the appropriate gendering of the perpetrator. cbs tweeted the

they were on the scene they were they were on the scene they were they were on the scene they were they were trying to try to a certain the gender of the of the which seems bizarre as if the next season of cs1 nashville is just going to be forensic experts through the debris to find pronouns. experts through the debris to find pronouns . and also it find pronouns. and also it doesn't really matter. i don't think you can worry about preferred pronouns are a politeness thing and you don't need to worry about being polite to somebody who's massacred children , indeed dead. yes. children, indeed dead. yes. yeah, absolutely . i mean, a lot yeah, absolutely. i mean, a lot of police have rushed in and shot the head, of shot through the head, of course. of course. i mean, some of the thing i've noticed, which thing that i've noticed, which is i think even more distasteful is i think even more distasteful is bit of american media, is a good bit of american media, is a good bit of american media, is whether is immediately asked whether this effectively caused is immediately asked whether thi the effectively caused is immediately asked whether thi the anti—trans ctively caused is immediately asked whether thi the anti—trans legislation;ed is immediately asked whether thi the anti—trans legislation in by the anti—trans legislation in tennessee or so on, and a sort of climate of hatred towards trans in any shooting, you would always say , has this been caused always say, has this been caused by the shooter being emboldened by the shooter being emboldened by a wave of anti in this case would be anti—christian education and this sort of waste there's plenty of this is a cult there's plenty of this is a cult the victim who agenda we will

cult and the demon nice people is not seen as an excuse against them and also there's the fact that she was given hormones to transition to being man so testosterone can one of the side effects is aggression violence impulsiveness. it's quite interesting that i've seen a couple of people say just again online, is it more dangerous if you surge you get sudden surge of testosterone at that point in life when you have sort of being socialised , you haven't been socialised, you haven't been conditioned by the expectations boys , when they go through boys, when they go through puberty up to the age of 20 to 23, our experience , that kind of 23, our experience, that kind of aggression and knows how to kind of go . i know you know, you of go. i know you know, you know, boys will boys but there really you know you get you get knocked down and pushed back to an extent if you suddenly experience that your mid experience that in your mid twenties know then twenties i don't know maybe then i imagine might be a i can imagine that might be a factor. yet as we, factor. and yet as far as we, there's no evidence to suggest this is anything other than a red herring mean you know one of many shooting jervis bay it's a common place there have been for

there's lot evidence there's a lot of evidence there's a lot of evidence there's shootings, four there's four shootings, four mass by people who are mass shootings by people who are either transgender or non—binary . the colorado denver , . the colorado springs, denver, aberdeen and nashville, mass shootings. but the whole troubled people now hang hat upon a contemporary which is body dysphoria. and so it's not so remarkable is . it i think so remarkable is. it i think it's troubles people do things like this are also part of that whole self diagnosis something you need we need to move on. i'm terribly sorry , but we have to terribly sorry, but we have to address that. the daily stars before we go the break. oh, well, of course, this the daily spa being in venice as droll as it ever is with the headline boffins don't call us boffins . boffins don't call us boffins. the institute of physics demands a rethink from your science loving staff, but we, the mega brainiacs, have got this badly wrong. this is the paragraph that's worth the pay of the stuff i did today. and that is boffins want to ban the word

boffins want to ban the word boffins because they say it is stopping young boffins from becoming boffins . but for we becoming boffins. but for we think the boffins wrong marvellous. well boffins though very still will capable of being reined in those are the front pages coming up after break, we've got corbyn, j.k. rowling , we've got corbyn, j.k. rowling, andrew watt. alina, we'll see you a couple of minutes .

yeah welcome back to headline is with me simon evans still joined by top comedians leo kearse and roger monkhouse . so leo mirror roger monkhouse. so leo mirror is to kick us with this section. it looks like it's on for the showdown of the century so jeremy corbyn is officially blocked from stand in for labour at the next general so labour's government governing body the national executive committee signed off a motion not to

endorse the former leader so he can still stand as an independent. he's saying seeing it posted a statement on twitter saying i will not be intimidated into it's like you're not you're not you just can't stand for the labour party and you know, maybe you wouldn't be able to stand for the labour if you'd for the labour party if you'd accepted on accepted the ehcr on antisemitism and tried to expunge antisemitism from the party and from momentum and momentum , as is his political momentum, as is his political group . it's absolutely chock group. it's absolutely chock full with just the most vicious sixth form anti—semites . it'll sixth form anti—semites. it'll be interesting to see how this plays out, though, doesn't it.7 because the narrative before the transition was that jeremy corbyn's lot momentum had taken control of the party and that they would never be released from it. advice like left wing grip. now that clearly hasn't been the case and it's a real it's a real question. they say it's a real question. they say it's a real question. they say it's a muscular move, isn't it by keir starmer clearly and it'll be interesting to see much power he does have in the party's riding high in the polls i presume he's this moment to

swoop to in cut all connections with with jeremy corbyn. of course he served under jeremy course he served underjeremy corbyn quite happily for a long andifs corbyn quite happily for a long and it's a tory line of attack . and it's a tory line of attack. he's associated jeremy he's associated with jeremy corbyn. so it's perhaps an indication of his paranoia about that attack that he's so that line of attack that he's so keen to disassociate . they will keen to disassociate. they will have an awful to sort of unpick the rationalisation of corbyn being thrown out because they've had find things that corbyn has done since starmer took over things that starmer didn't serve under and not flagged up at the time. it's quite difficult. obviously there's a certain amount of technical honesty there and i that, know there and i think that, you know , sounds good. , something sounds good. obviously , you obviously as an ex—lawyer, you know, and i'm sure he's made it reasonably. the other reasonably. i suppose the other question reasonably. i suppose the other queststand as reasonably. i suppose the other quest stand as an reasonably. i suppose the other queststand as an independ and does stand as an independ and whether he'll carry the day it ken livingston did and was it in the nineties . he was he was no. the nineties. he was he was no. and then he came back to the fold and came back into into the labour party. run, run. as interesting that was redemption interesting that was redemption in the and he came back but i

suspect that jeremy might just end up with an ice pick in his head. end up with an ice pick in his head . he'd probably appreciate head. he'd probably appreciate that it's been a wonderful legacy. wouldn't that be the ultimate martyrdom? i'd really enjoy that that is it would be in a way sort of quiet as well as being quite trotsky. it would be quite islington as well . yeah be quite islington as well. yeah square in a more labour news now in the times as we wait to just how much of a direct hit the snp struck. well foot this is this is interesting this is of course labour's aspiration labour's great to collect snp seats up in scotland labour has currently one mp in the whole of scotland and they reckon they can target as many as 20. that's quite a lot over difference in terms of a majority in westminster of course under blair in is the height of their power. then they had about 50 i think it was the received wisdom 510 years ago that labour would ever get a majority again because of

scotland specifically . yeah, scotland specifically. yeah, yeah. these things swing so much more while very quickly to assume . but i mean more while very quickly to assume. but i mean has more while very quickly to assume . but i mean has been assume. but i mean it has been an interesting week for the whole british with the snp going that way because now it might mean that starmer is best to sort of dig in for the long haul sort of dig in for the long haul. there was i mean not that he has any control over the matter exactly but there might have been a hoping expectation for starman, the general election sooner the it's election sooner the better. it's actually because the tories were still rattled following the truss farrago and the johnson , truss farrago and the johnson, you know, scandal and so on over the summer. but now the longer starmer can hold off, i suspect the more chance he has a swing in scotland. this summer. the snp continue to fragment continue as they are. i think we peak separatism of 30,000 people have left the snp membership only only seven in ten voted in this may's incredible and it's an electronic vote if your party

member and you can't be bothered to vote electronically it's an indication of your lack of any confidence at all in the candidate. yeah absolutely and humza just scraped in 52 to 4 seats we've seen how that can divisiveness i know is that it's that ratio again is designed to affect to demonstrate division and disease coming up. i mean i suppose that's the thing if he is committed as he does seem to be you have to pursue it. he's the sturgeon continuity candidate. yeah right. and he wants plough straight back wants to plough straight back into trench, apparently . and into the trench, apparently. and it's which is what keir it's just which is what keir starmer keen to complete his starmer keen now to complete his journey and decides that women can't have penises. yeah can't have penises. yeah yeah absolutely . well he must have absolutely. well he must have a lot of faith in his own charisma with the leadership . leo with the snp leadership. leo everyone's favourite contact point with reality . and scandal. point with reality. and scandal. funny how those things go . she funny how those things go. she sees an early path ahead for humza yousaf . yes, sir. j.k. humza yousaf. yes, sir. j.k. rowling has said that things

will disappear through the ice lake nicola sturgeon she read this, this hilarious like a mass yeah she's really warming to her role. the wicked witch of the west is putting out. if it was coming from a bit scarier than j.k. rowling, if you think about what she said what she was responding a tweet about responding to a tweet about about mr. use of support for the gender bill, can't believe gender bill, i can't believe humza still supports the gender recognition, but this is something that brought down sturgeon, know, basically sturgeon, you know, basically means that can identify means that anybody can identify wherever want, whenever they want. so you can just if you're being sentenced for a crime, as some people snp be in the some people in the snp be in the near , if these corruption near future, if these corruption allegations come true , then they allegations come true, then they can see i'm woman go to can just see i'm woman go to women's prison is absolute madness. so what why is he pursuing it then. well that's the question. is it an ideological thing? maybe he's being pushed green with being pushed by the green with the and the greens. but the bigwigs and the greens. but greens know i mean i greens and i also know i mean i do know a few people , sensible do know a few people, sensible people live in edinburgh who people who live in edinburgh who do that he's, he do believe that he is he's, he the soul of a tyrant which has

been been manifesting as quite clownish behaviour until now. honestly very egotistical authority . and what he's doing authority. and what he's doing is temper as well. i know a huge i mean apparently he's got such a face on him when it all happens. so he's the architect of the hate crime bill is, you know, a tangible piece of legislation always suing people for perceived . so it just seems for perceived. so it just seems like the worst person you'd want as leader . so like the worst person you'd want as leader. so said as a leader. so rowling said humza yousaf is the kid who just saw the skater in front of him disappear through the ice. but yells, watch me, everybody wobbling for whole wobbling straight for the whole which charge for the which is some charge for the mind, but it probably rings true. it's that i was in sort of in a rugby match she's ac needs his mate go down in a hail bodies the bulls come free and he just run straight into it and it's like i will through this i where sturgeon was brought roger dalymount andrew tate is he a symptom of asymmetrical schooling. oh this is quite

interesting. this is an interview i. don't quite understand how this happens, but the daily is reporting on an interview with mark brooks, co—founder , the menem boys co—founder, the menem boys coalition , and an interview he's coalition, and an interview he's done with the times , which is done with the times, which is a strange cross dissemination. he makes a couple of very reasonable points about young are thrown toward or tempted by the toxic masculinity of andrew tate, who's obviously vile in all sorts ways because they are nurtured or given an opportunity to exercise those in the school environment which has become so feminised. yeah in this day and age , which clearly doesn't serve age, which clearly doesn't serve adequately. that's why that's so behind in examinations, they're out massively by girls and are told constantly of course that like some sort of original that they're capable of toxic masculinity and potential every last one of them. and so it's totally understood that they stop playing with knives and getting tempted by. the social

media put out by viral like andrew attacked i mean he does he presents the opportunity for them to become superheroes and she doesn't sort of quite out that kind of graphic novel hero thing and boys have always loved outsiders . they've always this outsiders. they've always this is why rap popular even is why rap is popular even though musically horrendous though it's musically horrendous , it's popular. so by massive corporation responding that . corporation responding that. it's refreshing to see somebody like andrew not agree with all of the things says and does. but i mean, he's he's he's come on. he's just completely rejected this stuff of oh, you must put you've been walking on eggshells and you know all the rest of it it's you know, it's seems like yeah, just yeah, you can you don't to just be a you can just be a man be a man you can just be a man and. no, i'm great. i feel and. no, no, i'm great. i feel about it. i mean, totally about it. i mean, i totally accept what this fellow is saying what you just said. saying and what you just said. i've some content i've watched some of his content and he makes and i think some it he makes some interesting points and some and i think some it he makes so it; interesting points and some and i think some it he makes so it he iteresting points and some and i think some it he makes so it he ite|just1g points and some and i think some it he makes so it he ite|just being1ts and some of it he is just being theatrically, almost pantomime , theatrically, almost pantomime, misogynist, but misogynist, an absurd but i think it's quite true pretty much on his 15 he watched and

andrew tate went in out the andrew tate went in and out the other quickly sort of other side very quickly sort of or weeks of thinking or three weeks of thinking it was this of sort was funny and this sort of sort of on. i think most you of moved on. i think most you know, i like to think he's a reasonable family in good reasonable family in a good school. you imagine school. you but you can imagine if was, as you say, if a kid was, as you say, feeling of father feeling deprived of a father figure , how you would latch onto figure, how you would latch onto like that. it's the kind of the role jordan peterson played a few years ago, but that was a lot more intellectually demanding, was it just sits there, and there, his shirt off and a maserati revving up in. yeah. which kids are quite capable i think exploring this and enjoying it slightly ironically and necessarily the followers and.the and necessarily the followers and. the way the liberals fare . and. the way the liberals fare. absolutely. one last one before the break. now, nudge news . the the break. now, nudge news. the guardian there. the dutch are trying to dampen down the traditional british weekend view. so amsterdam tells young british men who want a messy weekend stay away. the party, the pub crawls and stag dos are making life miserable for amsterdam . the stone mushrooms amsterdam. the stone mushrooms in peace. so they're doing these

these targeted video adverts british men probably the same . british men probably the same. they probably come on after andrew van he's describing the risks and consequences of drug taking fine criminal record hospitalisation and permanent damage. you mean amsterdam is the police that legalise this what are they saying these are these are the risks maybe maybe you shouldn't have made them legal. i don't know how you build it. they will come with a mixed bag was going to have signage noting they're only targeting people. thus i targeting people. thus far i feel slightly slighted by that. somebody said of one of the somebody has said of one of the member who vulnerable on member who was vulnerable on some individuals said, oh, some dutch individuals said, oh, it's marco ashtrays it's a guy marco lima's ashtrays on from, conscious on the notes from, conscious hotels. that if you have hotels. he said that if you have a look online as have some of the countries in europe, the other countries in europe, we guess that we got dutch to guess that there's not not so very different to what anyone else let us get off to the next break. we have newborns right to privacy spitting audiences. and leo will explain his new found experiences with . plastic experiences with. plastic surgery. don't go anywhere.

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and welcome back to headliners. so telegraph now roger and betting shops gambling shock horror . yes betting shops gambling shock horror. yes indeed shocking story william hill who are an upstart , a member of the upstart, a member of the community of parasitic monsters , the prey upon the weakness and the desperate avarice of the most vulnerable society and apparently haven't been observing due diligence in their stripping of their victims. yeah and have been found consequently by the gambling commission a record amount which is 19 million now. i thought that would be a small amount of their overall apparently overall profits, but apparently that not that their profits fell to not more 19 million year more than 19 million last year pnor more than 19 million last year prior to i take over interestingly. right, right . interestingly. right, right. this tax deductible. well this is tax deductible. well it's interesting. of course it's

tax deductible . and i tax deductible. and also, i wonder the goes , wonder where the money goes, when, when, when these massive funds a way of funds come, is it a way of filling coffers, in which case there's no incentive, really, is there's no incentive, really, is there ? the regulatory bodies to there? the regulatory bodies to actually do the job because they're complicit in, the whole business outlay and they're waiting the time when they can levy a fine by shaking hands on it. you say, yes , they're it. you say, yes, they're backing the horse to fall . it is backing the horse to fall. it is worth mentioning, perhaps in fairness that these transgressions were committed under. previous ownership, as you said , they have been sold you said, they have been sold since. that was the guardian's excuse. yeah the guardian went about it , unfortunately, to about it, unfortunately, to deploy that excuse . so the deploy that excuse. so the argument is that people opened betting accounts and then were allowed to like lose tens of thousands , apparently literally thousands, apparently literally tens of thousand were going in ours and of course, no responsible organisation should allow their punters to do that . allow their punters to do that. no, i don't know exactly how you stop, mind you. well, i suppose you just put it to their credit card. i think them as card. i think a lot of them as the, the fob, the machines,

the, the, the fob, the machines, the, the, the fob, the machines, the odds terminals and the fixed odds terminals and shops. and so then you can , you shops. and so then you can, you can really you can put digital on what each what comes each card and things like that. because i always thought was mainly a sort of money laundering exercise anyway is where you get a bit of cash isn't it. was used to be isn't it. that was used to be the job after you done a tablet this the banana. anyway they only male have all the latest cosmetic surgery to leo. hope you haven't been squandering your budget soon. no, no. forget boob jobs or brazilian bumbling . they're officially last year , . they're officially last year, tom. i didn't get mine in time. then so industry figures show that the list is no britain's most sought cosmetic operation . most sought cosmetic operation. it cost five grand, which is quite a lot. you could house a migrant for three days for that involves basically cutting away a tissue from the top of your face and elevating brows. and i think sort of slung your eyes. we're talking this slides your eyes down a little bit like sean connery and they live twice asked. if for me i would lose my

entire usb if i were have entire usb if i were to have elevated brows to hold . he's not elevated brows to hold. he's not in there so silly is engaged in all sorts of flirtatious . i play all sorts of flirtatious. i play i don't fancy the idea of anyone sucking the i mean that's a particularly right in the eyelid is it. well if it goes off the brow itself i mean the trouble with anything around, your eyes you know they've got to be some magical. anything goes magical. so if anything goes wrong, going wrong, then it's going to be very obvious anybody. what we very obvious to anybody. what we got a apparently of this got a photo apparently of this known bella had i've known model. bella had it. i've not before. not heard with this used before. looking right . not heard with this used before. looking right. right. looking normal right. right. and here over. oh, good. here she comes over. oh, good. good heavens. so the same . i good heavens. so the same. i mean, she's obviously had things painted face. yeah. painted her face. yeah, yeah. she's heavily as well. those she's heavily up as well. those are the foxes and i made forgive me for sounding old mannish but just looks looks a lot doesn't taste is also this my sense is a frog eye is it cool the problem is this sort of big close up lens there with a bit of distortion as well is yeah oh yes. fissure shaft with a frog his bella hadid wasn't that she

was a vampire there was bella legacy. yeah it maybe really . legacy. yeah it maybe really. well trends come and go . good well trends come and go. good news in the daily mail now for drug addicts. it turns out the cure could be more drugs. well oh well i think as far as i've understood this story this is the discovery that an extract from cannabis is cbd. basically one of the many benefits of this. i think it's specific in the case of a fentanyl can be used to stop the patient basically overnight not to wean you off it. so that's my understand thing. i mean, i was confused about that and i read between the lines and i'm still not entirely, but as far as i can say, it's something to use at the overdose in order to at the of overdose in order to revive and save someone who's out dead on fentanyl . that out dead on fentanyl. that happens a lot in america. the love in america has dropped by two in the last few years two years in the last few years because of the opiate . it's because of the opiate. it's extraordinary . the trouble with extraordinary. the trouble with fentanyl is such a tiny it can

fight the mind. the cement is five grains of sun is enough to kill you to yeah so people take it is not injected so certainly they're cutting illegal drugs with it this is this is how it's this is the problem some some comedians they didn't last year it's cocaine that had been laced fentanyl so you know a few grains in there. they put it in pretty much everything is, all manufactured, almost all fentanyl is manufactured in china. a soft weapon. china. it's like a soft weapon. china's using against the west to destabilise it. wow. so there are lots of people hooked on it as a pain killer. but how it's killing people , i think killing people, i think predominantly is they're cutting illegal drugs with it. so i'm just oppressive that cannabis powerful enough to extraordinarily live. what have you said that cannabis is not normally considered to be in that league of. well, of course you trademark this you can't trademark it. this is why aren't too why big pharma aren't too interested haven't, although why big pharma aren't too interestai haven't, although why big pharma aren't too interestai of|ven't, although why big pharma aren't too interestai of companiesyugh there's a lot of companies making of money from it there's a lot of companies mak cbd of money from it there's a lot of companies mak cbd . of money from it there's a lot of companies mak cbd . now money from it there's a lot of companies mak cbd . now weyney from it there's a lot of companies makcbd . now we goy from it there's a lot of companies makcbd . now we go t0'om it there's a lot of companies makcbd . now we go to mirror there's a lot of companies mak cbd . now we go to mirror and now cbd. now we go to mirror and they're reporting mumsnet which is always is yeah yeah on this

occasion the baby's right to privacy yeah . i mean this is privacy yeah. i mean this is ridiculous babies. four months old so this mum is posted on mumsnet about how she doesn't want a grandparent's changing the baby's because she wants to protect its privacy and also they change the nappy without asking you can get asking consent you can get informed consent from a four year old or four month old baby. we do is we used to just matter to you the family changing nappy sharing we change in nappy that's all you need to do consent assumed because consent is then assumed because i see that as an object so see how do see i'm changing your how do you see i'm changing your ”appy how do you see i'm changing your nappy smells . nappy smells, you know, smells. if you've got a period, you're going to put in your pants, you're not going to have been grateful. if my grandparents had kicked bit more often, kicked in a bit more often, to be honest, nappy be honest, on the nappy changing. exactly. a pushy mother in is something mother in law is something you'recircumstances, isn't it? those circumstances, isn't it? and she she says she also wants the ask consent the grandparents to ask consent before baby i'm before cuddling the baby i'm just had sex just amazed that anybody had sex this can have this woman so she can have a baby a bit odd baby she's clearly a bit odd isn't she i'm also overly anxious as young mothers young

new what needs new mothers often what she needs a second or third child and it all perspective. all enters perspective. i remember in to find my remember coming in to find my wife, staring anxiously our first ball when she was about six months old, lying on her back, looking happy the cot. back, looking happy in the cot. and a sort of and there was a sort of thermometer, cardboard thermometer, like a cardboard thermometer, like a cardboard thermometer wall. thermometer on the wall. and kate it and said, kate was staring at it and said, what's the baby fine, kate was staring at it and said, whtcrying, the baby fine, kate was staring at it and said, whtcrying, not the baby fine, kate was staring at it and said, whtcrying, not evenyaby fine, kate was staring at it and said, whtcrying, not even awake. fine, kate was staring at it and said, whtcrying, not even awake. and e, not crying, not even awake. and my not crying, not even awake. and my said, can't work. my wife said, i can't work. she's too or too cold. she just assumed there was . something assumed there was. something wrong ? it was nothing wrong. and wrong? it was nothing wrong. and they just the whole size of the whole side of the thermometer is for a cot side. thermometers it's preposterous because babies are very resilient. and of course they've evolved in different climates to survive whatever the temperature is that they can't exist outside of a to i mean, i can't that's out of my age. i should not be expecting to anyway last break join us in a moment for luke skywalker here helping in the ukraine extinct mammoth meatballs. that's not what he's serving up in ukraine and a challenge as we try to

explain the benefits of swearing swearing in a couple swearing back in a couple minutes .

and welcome back to the final segment of headliners kick off roger with the guardian they're reporting on a phenomenon that you and i know all too well what bad behaviour in audience. yes so this is this is another guardian article i'm giving all the articles apparently and this follows a survey back to who are the broadcasting entertainment communications and theatre which concludes that apparently half of uk theatre staff have considered quitting their minimum wage casual over audience behaviour is supposedly look worse since lockdown. right, which is particularly bad . well has been particularly bad

induced by alcohol at various events and everyone's got an anecdote about how they've been badly treated spat at etc. a brawl broke at a jukebox musical involving 20 or so drunk people . it was a dispute over some people along to the show . people along to the show. security, police and ambulances were involved. well, if you're going to pander to the lowest common denominator there, then you've got to expect such events, haven't you? and i think probably got allow people to probably got to allow people to sing a well, i recently to sing along a well, i recently to a performance of my fair lady with my daughter we sat next to three menopausal ladies who insisted on singing along. i was very close to punching one of them at some point in the brutally honest fair lady is sung by lad properly. i mean i don't i, i suppose this is an artificial distinction that is a musical, whereas musicals are like favourite pop hits that you sing along to the car tied by a thin sort of , sing along to the car tied by a thin sort of, you sing along to the car tied by a thin sort of , you know, thin sort of, you know, approximation of a plot. yes yeah. and also hollywood

musicals have always been that perhaps. yeah, i suppose that's true. we kind of perhaps elevate the gershwin sort of phenomena. definitely i don't that but i mean these theatre staff are seeing the audiences been more since lockdown theatre staff have been worse since lockdown and they keep cancelling comedians for some reason the fact that they're paid £3 an hour at stamp a ticket means that they think they can curate, what happens stage three sideways pulled from sideways cancel pulled from theatres this staff complained andifs theatres this staff complained and it's like it's not their job and it's like it's not theirjob to decide what we can see. yeah i think that was do think that was quite specific to the edinburgh where they're always struggling find staff and struggling to find staff and they slightly in hock to they do feel slightly in hock to them that they're, they're hostage a little bit by temporary summer staff, but hopefully we can replace them with and i do this with robots. and i do this interesting though this one point they make and point which they did make and this something definitely this is something i definitely do in britain do think has changed in britain over over my lifetime. it's been mentioned this over over my lifetime. it's been m their1ed this over over my lifetime. it's been m their own this over over my lifetime. it's been m their own staff this over over my lifetime. it's been m their own staff saying this over over my lifetime. it's been m their own staff saying this this is their own staff saying this theatre bond prices are so high is their own staff saying this theathatond prices are so high is their own staff saying this theathat people :es are so high is their own staff saying this theathat people start'e so high is their own staff saying this theathat people start gettingih now that people start getting tanked up before they leave the

house expression house pretty. loud expression freeloader also. and if you're just going out a night, just going out for a night, a nightclub and dancing or whatever you can understand that being that all the being on the beach, that all the way the. yeah there's also way into the. yeah there's also a as well which a nugget here as well which i think worth pursuing is think might be worth pursuing is this is the fellow who says i'm sure quite a lot of it's drink related blah blah blah. i do also think more broadly there was society was an issue about society speaks to in public facing roles. i think it might be something in that might be it's probably comedians probably encouraged comedians isn't it anyway leah we have our news now that is helping the war effort the way they best at least yes the star wars actor mark hamill. he played luke . mark hamill. he played luke. he's voice to a up in he's giving his voice to a up in ukraine warning people to take cover when russian forces unleash the drone strikes . so unleash the drone strikes. so this is attention air raid alert proceed to the nearest shelter and don't be careless you're overconfidence is your weakness , which seems a little but then afterwards you're trying go for afterwards you're trying go for a bit of jedi wisdom with us. it's just starting. but

afterwards , it's safe to go full afterwards, it's safe to go full gear though he does says he says attention , the red alert is attention, the red alert is oven attention, the red alert is over. may the force be with you. okay. i'm not going to get her lift a little bit more that yeah yeah get yeah they're going to get harrison as well. harrison ford to do as well. harrison ford to do as well. harrison ford to do as well. harrison ford out a tactical harrison ford lay out a tactical prayer. bloom . i mean, prayer. orlando bloom. i mean, when hollywood turns out in force know, didn't help force you know, it didn't help hillary today so hillary clinton much today so you for them you got to fear for them w increasing nice see them increasing it's nice to see them getting involved with war getting involved with with a war instead nagging us about instead of just nagging us about our social status around. i think i now can appropriate anyone's voice from the past you know they could get young girl alec guinness join in i mean you could have the whole range. i would have thought darth vader would have thought darth vader would obvious one would have thought darth vader wc get obvious one would have thought darth vader wc get in obvious one would have thought darth vader wcget in because obvious one would have thought darth vader wcget in because he obvious one would have thought darth vader wcget in because he obvyou one to get in because he has you would immediately like would be immediately like captive you'd hear that voice, wouldn't you would just wouldn't you? you would just think throwing about think that throwing about churchill. he can if he can churchill. why he can if he can get anywhere . one for us. get anywhere. one up for us. this is this is we've got this is close this is we've got that they love him. i'm so that one. they love him. i'm so remembers two drives by remembers it. two drives by frankie ryan is the frankie goes to paul ryan is the last you will ever hear and the proceed to your shelters. yeah i

think they should get that one in lisbon lost out anyway. well, of his romance news now roger and the daily mail, it seems a simpering laugh is as good a tell as lipstick on your collar . daresay viewers will be trying to detect that amongst . oh this to detect that amongst. oh this is the conclusion of a study that apparently newly engaged, romantic laugh differently in each other's company and the daily mirror angle. is that your office may be given away by your laugh and it only takes colleagues 2 seconds to notice . colleagues 2 seconds to notice. when couples start an office romance, they often try their best to keep things under wraps , for lunch together , not going for lunch together or looks not be or avoiding looks may not be enough stop the secret enough to stop the secret getting out. i study suggests. sorry, is the key . romantic sorry, this is the key. romantic laughter is perceived as more feminine sounding baby like feminine sounding more baby like more submissive , and this is more submissive, and this is based upon the emotional volatility and craving with romantic love. whereas laughter among friends a lot more relaxed

and base in tone , i suppose the and base in tone, i suppose the last time can't help feeling friendship is a lot more desirable condition and during this relationship course. of course. well it's basically about anxiety it and uncertainty. it is isn't they're they're almost saying nervous laughter really in a relationship or performative relationship or perform ative laughter. relationship or performative laughter. yes is important because it underscores that laughter is more nuanced, variable, complex and socially important than most people believe . professor farley now believe. professor farley now wants study the of long term wants to study the of long term couples good luck. they're professor let me be straight back. professor let me be straight back . i professor let me be straight back. i might have professor let me be straight back . i might have better pasta back. i might have better pasta . well, what do you think, leo would this i personally never had an office romance. i don't never had to conceal a romance. i was involved. i've never i've never measured i can't remember what laughter was like to be. i do remember our boss at work.

well, i a job like when i first graduated but i started selling advertising in central there graduated but i started selling adve|asing in central there graduated but i started selling adve|asing in of1tral there graduated but i started selling adve|asing in of office there graduated but i started selling adve|asing in of office thatiere were a couple of office that were a couple of office that were common knowledge. but you were common knowledge. but you were allowed to address them because it was so heavily nowadays by human. it's very much disapproved . although it's much disapproved. although it's weird, isn't it, because that you mean that used to be like the primary place you met well do you meet people recently as a reason for getting a job yeah that's just the point getting reason for getting a job yeah thobi just the point getting reason for getting a job yeah thobi just and point getting reason for getting a job yeah thobi just and ofint getting reason for getting a job yeah thobi just and of courseietting reason for getting a job yeah thobi just and of course the 1g a job that and of course the other thing to happen other good thing used to happen for was a highly for the gene pool was a highly high flying executive used to pick up trolleys and get sort of it, whereas nowadays high flying it's actually men pick up high executive women the roles are reversed in and to tell you it's andifs reversed in and to tell you it's and it's photocopy operate is used cynically by the high flying ladies having arrived on time does everyone know it says i'm staying with relationship news in the mirror leo it would would be that i this is what the young folks would call red. young folks would call a red. yeah this this woman says

yeah so this this woman says i didn't know my boyfriend's name for four months . 11 anxious to for four months. 11 anxious to ask and especially she was unsure if he was called patrick or richard. no. so why is he still different names? so she she after four months, she started rummaging around. this is before facebook stuff. so she can just look over his shoulder and he's on his phone. so she rummaged through his car glove and phone and insurance dog in and phone and insurance dog in and revealed that his name is richard. so she had one that she was guessing from. one of the two was correct. yeah, yeah, apparently so. but it did turn out to be a red flag because they divorced. i mean, that is extreme. had those extreme. we've all had those kind of one or two kind of either one or two friendships whatever friendships or whatever where you person's oh you miss the person's name. oh yeah. after oh, yeah. awkward after a while. oh, yes. couple a yes. a couple months of a relationship. yeah. i suppose it does depend. on how often they saw maybe saw each other maybe in the before as well . he was saw each other maybe in the be1the as well . he was saw each other maybe in the be1the rig as well . he was saw each other maybe in the be1the rig for as well . he was saw each other maybe in the be1the rig for the|s well . he was saw each other maybe in the be1the rig for the littlel . he was saw each other maybe in the be1the rig for the little sorte was on the rig for the little sort of nine weeks of that. yeah. so i had of course traditionally a terrible thing that i'm actually writing my show at the moment

about forgetfulness, memory lapses on called lapses and so on called it's called we met because the called have we met because the horrible feeling you get in edinburgh half people you edinburgh half the people you meet out there that come up and they're you way they're looking at you a way that that hunting . that have that kind of hunting. it's isn't it . yeah it's a condition, isn't it. yeah it's a condition, isn't it. yeah i miss they go i mean i'll get there's other names and words for but but wouldn't it be horrible it would be like experiencing dementia . i experiencing dementia. i wouldn't brad pitt says he has because he doesn't recognise people who up to often. but that's just because everybody recognises. yeah so so many recognises. yeah so yeah so many in a tiny way stand up a bit like that because people approach you looking like they recognise my, don't know recognise oh oh my, don't know this person from they're this person from when they're just we saw you just coming up say we saw you the night and of course the other night and of course you share such intimacies. the stage punter if they are stage a punter if they are wrapped up in it or if they suspend disbelief long enough, of course believe to be an intimate of yours and you know them not from adam fact they suggests you've done your job very it's a come from very well yes it's a come from for yourself if you try because

we used to say laughter was the best medicine but it turns out it might be swearing in fact , it might be swearing in fact, swearing is definitely the best medicine. swearing help numb your expert claim . and this your pain expert claim. and this is interesting because it directly stimulates let's say staring can activate the amygdala. am i pronouncing correctly, which is part of the brain that makes up limbic system, which is for behaviour and emotional responses . and emotional responses. basically it stimulates the production of which is nature's own painkiller. yeah, fantastic . i think that's a an experience had when you say some of course iused had when you say some of course i used to be on twitter, it was something along lines of to find out the middle name of jesus christ. and that's a concrete block . i christ. and that's a concrete block. i think men have christ. and that's a concrete block . i think men have known block. i think men have known this kind of stuff a long, long time, haven't they? but it is nice to be authentic as yet. anyway, finally, we've got 10 seconds to say talk about my mistakes scientists mistakes so scientists have brought they're trying to create artificial lab meat but they're using mammoth dna and they see

it taste reptiles and we it taste like reptiles and we can see that as we've grown can see that as we've also grown cells i'm not eating any lab grown man i can categorically that we just concentrate on decent i think we might be on board shows a shocking lack board who shows a shocking lack of imagination because without board who shows a shocking lack of inofiination because without board who shows a shocking lack of inof ethical because without board who shows a shocking lack of inof ethical dilemmarvithout board who shows a shocking lack of inof ethical dilemma here ut board who shows a shocking lack of inof ethical dilemma here you kind of ethical dilemma here you eat yeah you could eat people could yeah you could try people last time try people for the last time opportunity mess shows media let's take another quick look at wednesdays from daily mail migrants to be housed on cruise ships and the guardian god and owner apologises for founder links to slavery. the telegraph petrol, carbon in chaos after climbdown the times hundreds migrants to be housed in giant barges and the daily star boffin don't call us boffins egg heads plead to get daily stars quote in the world banned. well that's all we have our show tonight thank you to my leo kearse and roger monkhouse headliners who'll be back tomorrow at 11 with josh howie in the hot seat. louis schaefer and nick dixon. and if you're watching the five

on repeat, stay for the breakfast show just after break. thanks very watching. thanks very much for watching. goodnight .

national treasure and liverpool legend paul o'grady has died at the age of 67. good morning . the age of 67. good morning. it's 6:00. it's wednesday, the 29th march. this is breakfast on gb news with amy and isabel. sadly, news leaving for us this morning. the tv presenter and entertainer paul o'grady has died at the age of 67. the statement his partner andrew brutus said paul passed away

unexpectedly but peacefully last night