good evening. in a moment, headliners. but first, let's bnng headliners. but first, let's bring you the latest news headlines. and we begin this bulletin with some breaking news. that's come to us from the united states. donald has been indicted . a grand jury in indicted. a grand jury in manhattan , in new york , and is manhattan, in new york, and is now the first former or sitting president to face criminal charges. that's after investigation into alleged hush money payments given adult film actress stormy daniels during his 2016 election campaign . his 2016 election campaign. these charges come just days after the former president launched his 2024 republican nomination campaign in texas. he condemned investigation, claiming he's most innocent man

in us. history. claiming he's most innocent man in us. history . and some other in us. history. and some other breaking news this evening as well. turkey's parliament has approved a bill to allow finland to join nato . approved a bill to allow finland to join nato. ukraine's president has mocked for 100 days of the war. today more details on that as bring you news tomorrow on gb news. turkey was the last of 30 members in the western defensive to ratify finland's membership after hungary approved a similar bill earlier the week. finland sweden appued earlier the week. finland sweden applied to join the alliance year in response to russia's invasion of ukraine. but the process held up by turkey . and process held up by turkey. and now you can use the mother of a nine year old girl who was shot in own home in liverpool last yean in own home in liverpool last year, says she's ecstatic that . year, says she's ecstatic that. her daughter's murderer is now behind bars. olivia corbell killed last august when thomas chased down a convicted drug dealer to her front door. merseyside police released cctv footage of the chase . olivia was

footage of the chase. olivia was killed shortly after the moments that you can see if you're watching on television . the 34 watching on television. the 34 year old has been found guilty her murder and of the attempted murder of joseph nee. cheryl corbell held her daughter's pink teddy up as she left the court today. teddy up as she left the court today . now teddy up as she left the court today. now his teddy up as she left the court today . now his majesty the king today. now his majesty the king has made history by becoming the first british monarch to address german parliament, giving a speech in both german and engush speech in both german and english king charles made the invasion of ukraine a focus of his speech . the war as his speech. the war as unprovoked and later telling ukrainian refugees that he was praying for them. also condemned what he called the unimaginable suffering of innocent people . suffering of innocent people. defence secretary ben wallace has addressed an alarming rise in sex offence cases . the in sex offence cases. the military saying that things changing. he said the rise is due to victims feeling more confident about coming forward . confident about coming forward. 300 sexual offences act investigation were launched by

the royal military police last yeah the royal military police last year. that's almost a 50% rise on the year before and that comes as a team of inspectors alleged detailed alleged reports of racist, homophobic and misogynistic behaviour in the foreign service in england over the last years . now, with the the last years. now, with the easter holidays just the corner, there could be travel disruptions for many a security guards at london's heathrow airport have planned to go on strike now for ten days. that's after last ditch talks failed to resolve a dispute over pay . 1400 resolve a dispute over pay. 1400 unite members will walk out from tomorrow until easter sunday. you up to date on tv online disney plus radio and on the tune in a happy with gb news the people's channel. it's time for headliners .

headliners. hello, i'm leo kearse and welcome headliners. joining me tonight to go through tomorrow's top news stories are josh harris, who's a comedian. it says on his profile and nick dixon, who's a better comedian as . well, easier to work with as. well, easier to work with anyway. are you doing with you.7 i'm anyway. are you doing with you? i'm man. how are you? yeah, i'm great. have a good day. right. oh, all the nice thing you said about me, but it had to come at the expense of someone else. i live with. yes. yes, we cut, by the way, to an empty sofa , a the way, to an empty sofa, a traditional from, you know, sat represents our careers after this. on. anyway, let's let's go through the front pages of tomorrow's papers . we've got the tomorrow's papers. we've got the daily mail with monster, whose tears were only for himself, not the little olivia , the innocent. the little olivia, the innocent. he murdered the guardian. his families face, a £700 hit with wave of tax and price freezes .

wave of tax and price freezes. the express says yes , justice the express says yes, justice for olivia. so strangely upbeat there. the mirror has justice for olivia and i has pensions blue for people in the forties work until age 70 and finally daily star has cycle killer chat boards are befuddled by words and those were your front pages . we're going to start the show off with some breaking news it's unprecedented so it's the front pages because it's only just come . but tell us about it. josh come. but tell us about it. josh yeah. trump it looks like he's going to be indicted. that list you came out. so i don't know if that means that all these newspapers are about to go through. we just them through. we just throw them all away. this , but yeah, so away. i know this, but yeah, so he had an event where he allegedly had a with this adult star, stormy . stormy daniels. star, stormy. stormy daniels. stormy daniels . don't pretend stormy daniels. don't pretend you don't also know. i am a big

fan a big fan of her work elbow. but i haven't got off to it and i'd but what he's never admitted to having this having the affair but what he has admitted is that he paid her off with $130,000 which could be seen as campy is break campaign rules. which could be seen as campy is break campaign rules . well, this break campaign rules. well, this this is this is the reason he's going to be indicted is it's because the came from his league he claimed them as legal expenses. he claimed them as legal expenses . right. and that is expenses. right. and that is against the law . right. so it's against the law. right. so it's marking things things done. i mean, as a comedian , you must mean, as a comedian, you must have mark things down. oh, yeah. tax returns . i'm pay tax for tax returns. i'm pay tax for many, many years now. i'm always very, very honest about it. and it's good because then they give you those covid payments. and if it's good to have been honest anyway, this story, mean, anyway, this story, i mean, someone me the wrong someone gave me the wrong story, then the story. it then i have the right story. it doesn't matter because doesn't really matter because all it's the dems all the same, it's all the dems and the us of the blob and the blob. the us of the blob trying to get trump on anything. none supporters the none of his supporters care. the dems will hate him anyway. it's going to make any difference.

voting. it's voting. some people say it's going his vote. going to increase his vote. i don't even know going to don't even know if it's going to don't even know if it's going to do but some think it's do that, but some think it's like 4d chess. i like they like, oh, they want the santa so they do they want to do this all they want us to think they this, this is think they want this, this is what i'm not sure. even just i'd like have asked some but this like to have asked some but this is the fifth time is room is the fifth time they've to down the they've tried to bring down the various they've searched various things they've searched his home. the russia hoax. yeah russia impeachments russia people, impeachments two of ongoing in of these things are ongoing in terms election terms the supposed election subversion the 2020 subversion overturn the 2020 result. records. result. the classified records. so his business so those things and his business deaungs so those things and his business dealings and he's a dealings and he's got a defamation are defamation suit those things are ongoing is a definitive ongoing but here is a definitive actual yeah but no arrest. no one thought. no, no do no talking about going to talk abouti talking about going to talk about i mean it's going to change any voters minds already . can i go ahead already. so you still hang on. i think i say like heading, don't you think, nick? do you think this is just going to invigorate trump's and invigorate come? invigorate his base to come? that's agree with that. that's fine. i agree with that. but not the point here. the point is he, does something he's saying something saying he didn't do something wrong? no, saying he tried

wrong? no, i'm saying he tried to get something, everything. this is a billionaire real estate york and the estate guy in new york and the things they found him are so minor. look at this. in my minor. yeah. look at this. in my mind, this is a slow. i thought the big guy, the china thing , the big guy, the china thing, ukraine thing. but what about right now? it is because he has what crime why you still got oh, it's 40 because it's a misdemeanour. it's 40 because it's a misdemeanour . any civilian that misdemeanour. any civilian that it would be a misdemeanour. no one gets punished that much for this he done wrong there he's he's the president of the united states something minorly wrong come you're not in this come on you're not in this level of politics is very minor. of politics this is very minor. i don't care to lose these millions . i don't care to lose these millions. she's not i don't care to lose these millions . she's not crazy. and millions. she's not crazy. and i is. he's wrong. she shouldn't. she should be indicted as well. it's not ideal to pay. i've just done something but you done something wrong. but you think play into his think this will play into his victimhood complex? to victimhood complex? he's able to paint himself a martyr with some justification. really and he's already millions already raised millions of dollars this is. i'm not arguing about of points. they're about of those points. they're all but to that it's all valid but to say that it's nothing is wrong . i mean, the

nothing is wrong. i mean, the final point about this is from a voter's point of view. so donald trump , stormy daniels, £130,000, trump, stormy daniels, £130,000, bill clinton paid paula jones £850,000. so who's better negotiator? who's the better alito ? who is this guy? so let's alito? who is this guy? so let's have stormy daniels, who's obviously say one last thing, though. the only thing it seems to have done is it seems to have confused a sentence into attacking trump. and most people think sort of that think that on the sort of that side that that a mistake. it side that that was a mistake. it may done a little bit of may have done a little bit of work and confusing and his campaign a little bit. they're playing against playing them off against each other anyway, let's to the other anyway, let's go to the actual pages. what does other anyway, let's go to the acthuardianiages. what does other anyway, let's go to the acthuardian ones. what does other anyway, let's go to the acthuardian one run hat does other anyway, let's go to the acthuardian one run withioes other anyway, let's go to the acthuardian one run with nick? the guardian one run with nick? well, got a £700 well, they've got face a £700 hit wave tax and price hit with a wave of tax and price rises. and this is just it's going hit families around 50 going to hit families around 50 on 50,000 income and they're talking about it's going to cost £700 a year. council tax bills would increase by £99 as well from people first, this from cbi economic consultancy . and has economic consultancy. and it has gone this tax thing is gone into how this tax thing is going hit average family going to hit the average family and be a comedy so this is

and it to be a comedy so this is play and it to be a comedy so this is play hardest possible story putting really bad putting even like really bad things you might be i make fun of you like really stupid of you that like really stupid policies is like small policies but this is like small but crushing changes to but crushing changes in tax to families. so i've nothing just. oh, no, it's just because yeah. inflation and a lot of a lot inflation and a lot of the a lot of things that we pay for in terms of contracts, mobile phone bills, everything is bills, tv, everything is connected inflation. connected to inflation. so come april here they to april six new tax here they to reset prices and there reset their prices and there they're them according they're resetting them according to inflation was plus to what inflation was plus whatever percentage they whatever the percentage they want for money. want to go just for money. absolutely and now they're just going whack it all up and going to whack it all up and like 700 quid. it's a lot of money. but isn't real money. but isn't the real problem? government is just problem? the government is just government a government year year. it takes a bigger gdp and we're bigger share of gdp and we're just it grew grew no just seeing it grew grew no government ever votes to reduce its power . right is that its own power. right is that arguably liz truss you know to make a smaller government and you saw what happened to her. yeah blob didn't it but yeah the blob didn't it but a lot government for lot smaller government for people do it there there's people but do it there there's also interesting story also quite an interesting story here global here about putin's global cyberwarfare i think we all knew about. cyberwarfare i think we all knew about . but this cyberwarfare i think we all knew about. but this is sort of much

more invent investigative story and it literally taking off just entire blocks within moscow . and entire blocks within moscow. and it's a huge deal. and to see what i mean that absolutely tapped into nick's feed and they're just pumping that stuff in the well russia has the next 50 years of war planned out on everything on cyber on possible assassination of a plot to war video all these are all strategies and theories i mean it's like mike tyson says, you know, all goes out the window when you get punched the face by ukraine. so yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean, we used to think that russia the best, you know, russia had the best, you know, the military in the the second best military in the world at the moment got the world at the moment has got the second in ukraine. second best military in ukraine. but wasn't it wasn't the but it wasn't it wasn't the cover of the times retire early. if you do to if you did if you do not go to if you did not go to university, this is actually really good idea. actually a really good idea. this people who go who this is people who go who basically jobs involving actual labour very much unlike us of course you just you know, drink milk and water and get away with that. i could retire earlier and i think that makes no sense. i got a friend of mine. he's a

joiner. he's 50 years old. he's a great joiner. but boy, he is he destroyed like his knees are destroyed. the physical destroyed. mean the physical labour working those labour of working right those those that makes it takes those days that makes it takes a really big time these destroyed so he he's one of these people who should actually been who should have actually been lifting yeah well lifting with his back. yeah well no you're spending a no because you're spending a lot of time on your. yeah but it's, i think it's a really good idea. i think it's a really good idea. i so yeah. if you went, i actually so yeah. if you went, if another you've got if there's another you've got later universities and later about universities and maybe they're not worth the price would another price this would suggest another reason you want reason why actually if you want to the way friend is to just by the way my friend is doing well for himself and doing very well for himself and he's nicer house than he's got much nicer house than do but the point is there is a price to be paid for that physically . yeah, i totally physically. yeah, i totally understand hard understand if you've done hard manual you do deserve manual labour you do deserve a break. a peeved break. however, i'm a bit peeved . pension age must . the state pension age must rise from 69 or 2 to 6 1974. anyone born after 1979, i feel like, well, i'm always being attacked for being born. i leave much younger than you just right . when was your birth year? many after that? yeah. i never say no. but how much do you weigh?

i'm working on it, but yeah, it's kind of annoying that our generation does well. my generation does well. my generation not so much you guys, but at least we're being the finchley because they want to retire. as you know, about 39 or so. yeah that those, those difficult days , the difficult three hour days, the 75 may may i'm a i'm i'm a millennial. you guys join with the next you're looking pretty good the aurelia yeah well you're so make up anyway we've got the final we've got the daily star. oh yeah psycho killer chap a befuddled by word or so this is the one we're all worried about i it's so advanced. going to take over to us. i know. give a simple word puzzle and it's to do it's like it's like a really bad terminator movie. we just ends with them failing to do a but everyone but they it's to everyone dies but they it's to do with the letters entered do with how the letters entered into system this is into the system and this is completely befuddled. i apparently you apparently it seems like you could it. and in could possibly fix it. and in an afternoon. did not fix afternoon. why did they not fix it? that's well, yeah, they left it? that's well, yeah, they left it there. would be the

it there. that would be the remember with remember like wargames with matthew they, they matthew broderick and they, they defeated with defeated the computer with like a simple it could be the a simple this is it could be the kryptonite of absolutely kryptonite of the absolutely dumb . i've never seen a computer dumb. i've never seen a computer i can beat up with an axe . but i can beat up with an axe. but unless this . well, the thing is, unless this. well, the thing is, leo, though they'll access those robot dogs that will then attack you you know i mean they'll they'll send to you they'll send them on to you i reckon could do one of them reckon i could do one of them and. well what about a nuclear warhead. put some water on it. i do this idea of people do like this idea of people trying cheat on yeah. by trying cheat on waddle. yeah. by going to a chat, sort of going on to a chat, you sort of thought waddle be thought waddle would be the perfect for software perfect thing for software to solve it's just. and they solve. it's just. yeah, and they can palindromes. solve. it's just. yeah, and they can palindromes . what i can't can do palindromes. what i can't do cross—stitch, of do cross—stitch, that kind of thing. like it's like in the fifties those whole rooms fifties that those whole rooms of computers, they were solving one love it? one word or about love was it? how solve word how can we not solve word anyway? it is anyway. anyway? there it is anyway. that's the front page done. that's the front page is done. but the break, we've got a baby boom. you grow up to know, boom. you might grow up to know, actually biologic actually learn about biologic sex, but we'll probably destroyed by i see in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headline is with me leo kearse and the two comedians i most respect look up to george and nick dixon who mean they're responsible for writing that link anyway kicking off things today with friday's guardian josh and hell is over or is labour freezing taxes ? or is labour freezing taxes? yes, labour would freeze tax for one year, says keir starmer this is their launch of their local elections which are happening on 4th of may. 8000 councils, seats up for a contested contestant as our being contested, it can be that make it a word and. this is his thing. they're saying he's pledged to freeze to use the windfall to then freeze council tax is for everybody because that like we just talked about they're going to go up £100. but then later on there's a sentence

here that says, however, would not commit to freezing council if labour won the general if labour won the next general election . so his promise , a election. so his promise, a promise, not a thing. well, actually we would do it, but maybe on this list. no way we get . so it seems like the get. so it seems like the weakest of all tax cuts. it's like we're going to freeze council tax one year. that's not a long term solution to me being any richer, is it? no it's not much. is it on one hand, the tories create such an easy target by being higher tax, which is one thing they're not supposed to be. and so labour's saying things where saying it's things like where the lower taxes for the party lower taxes for working really working people like really conservatives really conservatives because really labour party of labour are the party of the metropolitan liberal elite as we know time going to be know this time is going to be all things to all people. he's also saying crime's been going totally so he's trying to try to win no, i mean, win an election. no, i mean, he's this. doesn't he's known for this. he doesn't really firm on anything really take a firm on anything and tries out what's and he tries to work out what's what's the best thing to say. but as you point, he's going to do anything. it's just in the more rhetoric. more empty starmer rhetoric. yeah, idea of yeah, but then the idea is, of course, this might also

course, that this might also push rishi and there's been a few labour policies. people always got always say, oh, they haven't got any policies, but what's happened couple happened over the last couple of years. labour come up with years. is labour come up with the policy the tories the policy and then the tories just basically nick this just basically nick it. this could it also could have an impact. it also really the point that really pushes the point that yes, right, it is seem yes, you're right, it is seem really nothing but £100. but to those left their money those families left their money know they're losing £700 know they're losing another £700 this hundred this year in taxes that hundred is and the point is a chunk of it. and the point that affects a much broader group people. if i'd group of people. now, if i'd love council tax be love for council tax to be frozen, but it won't happen anyway. it's a good idea it won't necessarily happen as well as we'll we'll see as we just and we'll we'll see just that he didn't refuse just that he didn't even refuse to he refused to to be committed he refused to commit it. i that commit to it. i know that starmer he used to commit this stuff. this is what he does. the funny thing if cenac was funny thing is, if cenac was laboun funny thing is, if cenac was labour, you would love him. i think the mindset i think i think the mindset i think i think he's. all right, i don't. hey, anybody well, in hey, anybody mate? well, in things looking shaky. things are looking a bit shaky. i starmer to i mean starmer bounding to victor tony blair and 97 or victor like tony blair and 97 or whatever it was you know it seemed like it was it was a done deal just a couple of weeks ago. but rishi has been successful in

so many fronts. he's got rid of sturgeon . there's the brexit sturgeon. there's the brexit deal sturgeon. there's the brexit deal. yeah, but that sturgeon thing could backfire if labour wins 20 seats up in scotland. now it's their per day being predicted. know that right now predicted. i know that right now they, they'd take they, they, they'd only take them from the snp. so in terms of electoral arithmetic it of the electoral arithmetic it wouldn't to the wouldn't make still add to the total. yeah. so anyway, we'll see. but i agree, i think ritchie's played a game so far. yeah. whether it's enough. we'll see thursday's a next and see anyway thursday's a next and when i was at school there's a crease for mullets. no, the media is for kids. gender transitioning is a bit harder to grow out when fashions change. nick yeah , speaking obviously nick yeah, speaking obviously this transgender guidance for this is transgender guidance for schools published this schools to be published this summer and good he's summer season and it's good he's saying it's important that parents know what's going on and this this was the front this comes this was on the front page night. it's the policy page last night. it's the policy exchange thing tank and they've said that schools have been effectively rating effectively facilities rating medical site by medical interventions on site by supporting pupils to of support and means really encouraging to change gender more than they should be. said that they

should be. it said that they asked 300 secondary asked more than 300 secondary state and turned out state schools and turned out that 40% of schools allow pupils to self—declare gender to self—declare their gender without consent is without parental consent is obviously and wrong and obviously weird and wrong and creepy and know, it's great creepy. and you know, it's great soon that's doing this. hopefully it's enough because it's adults. by being part of this dangerous cult, have put children in danger and the despicable they haven't just put them have dangerous them they have this dangerous outcome. yes i mean 40% of all schools going through with this gender that's an gender ideology, that's an incredibly old figure. know, incredibly old figure. you know, people argue, oh it doesn't happen. oh, it's one two happen. oh, it's one or two schools. is how much of schools. no, this is how much of a chunk has been so taken over by ideology . and that's not by this ideology. and that's not you know, you guys. but the this has a real life impact on people certainly young girls teenage girls becoming medicalised infertile, unable to have healthy sexual relation and they were left alone. and not just of pushed down this route, which is what these schools essentially are doing. they would just come out other and be out the other end and just be normal kids, probably lesbians. it's a healthy it's totally fine with a healthy life yeah, well, transgenderism

life. yeah, well, transgenderism seems replaced anorexia seems have replaced anorexia when you see the child. young teenage girls as the of teenage girls as the sort of preferred social contagion . the preferred social contagion. the middle you're seeing that middle class, you're seeing that growth. always like growth. yeah it's always like that 1015 years and that the last 1015 years and then that's the one for anorexia. yeah that's not fingers, the way . it's just fingers, by the way. it's just overall . yeah. so you get . overall. yeah. so you get. nearly killed, deal with to say how i feel about story much like the world athletics trans ban. so you sort of celebrate go like this is great then you realise you feel bit like you've found your keys, you for a minute then your keys, you for a minute then you realise actually nothing really changes half an hour like we just coming to normally not. i very this i mean it's very boring this stuff actually stuff happens when i've actually achieved just come achieved anything. we just come back sanity and so is back to basic sanity and so is this fact that he's doing it so rushed because the that rushed because the fact that it's for so long it's been going on for so long and people always say, oh, this is a distraction from the is just a distraction from the immigration other immigration from all the other you is a massively you know, this is a massively import term thing. they need to be it should be sort

be sorted. it should be sort long time i'm glad they're long time ago. i'm glad they're on and people that people on topic and people that people in accused of in the right are accused of stalking wars. but wasn't stalking wars. but it wasn't us who went into schools and started convincing under a transitory government and. well you a point on to the you got a point on to the telegraph now and josh it seems like my baby is part of a boom. the boom in second year of the baby boom in second year of covid pandemic as lockdown restrictions think that restrictions eased, i think that is you've just you've got a very beautiful daughter that's around same isn't it. what it same time isn't it. what it sounds find not. sounds like you find her not. yeah yeah . sounds like you find her not. yeah yeah. i'm coming right after this. this is basically nuked the anyway so but how long you got to give it . i don't nuked the anyway so but how long you got to give it. i don't. we're friends celebrating. right. okay anyway, i'm not babysitting. right. so well look , i can't even think right now, so me to take off, please no, in 2000 when you want nick concessions. rose for the first time in six years, we've record

pregnancies the women aged 30 to 34. this is somewhat interesting with lockdown the question is did it happen because people were locked down and they came out were essentially out and they were essentially horny or i believe it could be people maybe re—evaluate in their lives and go know what i what's important me and realising the importance of connection and well or maybe for some of us are pillow was just a bit off. nick, what do you think? well you can find out what is on the stats of firstly, this is the first good side effect of lockdown. we it's all been awful effects but the birth rates are so catastrophically low because still much low because they're still much lower ago. lower than ten years ago. they've up slightly they've just gone up slightly because this. but if look because this. but if you look into it's a certain into what it is, it's a certain group of single women, not group of single women, it's not married civil partnerships. it's basically people are basically single people who are not a bit bored not married getting a bit bored because lockdown. were because of lockdown. they were cooped too long then they've cooped up too long then they've overdone it. it's the biggest increase. increase increase. there is an increase increase. there is an increase in all different groups. in all the different groups. yeah that trend yeah there's it's that trend in general as well perhaps. yeah. but of course it's not enough to reverse low reverse our catastrophically low birth you've got birth rates. i mean, you've got bill and all these people

bill monroe and all these people ranting too many ranting on about it's too many people. they haven't realised that there's actually few that there's actually too few and we're all in terrible trouble. we know we need albanians, we just need this is literally government literally what the government has. the has. i mean, immigration is the perfect solution to lure population need population because you do need to money and invest in to spend the money and invest in schools and everything growing people from from just people from from you can just bnng people from from you can just bring over they're 22. bring them over when they're 22. yeah many countries yeah but there so many countries now with birth rate that's now with a low birth rate that's not forever it. not going to work forever is it. yeah. and can get them from certain places. it's a massive problem. let's tell you problem. well let's tell you because just take because you can't just take people that have birth people that have a low birth weight. it's a brain weight. they may be it's a brain drain, point people drain, but my point is people all i talk climate change is going to tell us what's going to kill the rhetoric around kill us is the rhetoric around climate change, meaning that people having yeah, people stop having kids. yeah, absolutely. with people stop having kids. yeah, abs�*telegraph, with people stop having kids. yeah, abs�*telegraph, more with the telegraph, there's more evidence biden doesn't evidence that joe biden doesn't do. teleprompter evidence that joe biden doesn't do. yeah, teleprompter evidence that joe biden doesn't do. yeah, this teleprompter evidence that joe biden doesn't do. yeah, this iseleprompter evidence that joe biden doesn't do. yeah, this is appalling.r evidence that joe biden doesn't do. yeah, this is appalling. so mic. yeah, this is appalling. so joe biden, joe brendan, let's back to tony. you and joe biden, though. yeah, i've just the only look, i've got my cards here talk leo address. josh sits on left so . yeah, i got this. let's

left so. yeah, i got this. let's go. brandon which that means something else. but that is a joe biden meme. so joe biden branded. you can see how i did it. joe biden branded disgrace for joking around about nashville and forjoking around about nashville and this is nashville shootings and this is really . they to really disgraceful. they cut to him news and they're him on fox news and they're thinking, oh, he'll be making a serious statement about this horrific shooting. but no, he was basically comedy. he was doing basically comedy. he was doing basically comedy. he was i came for down was saying, i just came for down ice industry. appalling. ice cream industry. appalling. and yeah, and there's another. yeah, so the hawley thing. so the josh hawley thing. yeah. so josh said to him that josh hawley had said to him that this crime against this is a hate crime against christians. said biden christians. they said to biden is and goes, well, don't is it. and he goes, well, don't want to go well. josh hawley says he goes well then says as he goes well then i don't it then says don't think it is. and then says oh i'm just kidding so he's having a joke. he laughs. so it completely got the tone down. but as know, it's but that's as we know, it's christians been killed by christians have been killed by a trans problematic trans person. it's a problematic shooting yeah, it's shooting for them. yeah, it's disgusting have to disgusting what you have to say it. but imagine a straight white christian kills a black man christian man kills a black man and children, is what and some children, which is what happened be happened here. they'd be all over biden would over it. biden would be teleporting he teleporting to nashville, but he hasn't visited nashville hasn't even visited nashville this a political problem for the dems the wrong kind of

dems because the wrong kind of shooting all they shooting for them. all they do is about guns ownership is talk about guns ownership which never which has been which never going to they going to change and they keep going about that and that's had a chance to dems in the senate to put through a thing police put through a thing where police would which cruz would be at schools which cruz tried through. they said tried to get through. they said no completely it. no that completely rejected it. there's hundred 35 billion unspent from the covid relief fund could pay and spend fund they could pay and spend and they won't do and spend on that. they won't do it because. they ideologically and spend on that. they won't do it be

check, this is what happened right. duped. look he was right. he was duped. look he was he trying my take on he was trying to say my take on gm. said he was correct. gm. he said that he was correct. police what they said. it police did what they said. it has. it was taken out. can i explain the context and that you can please your point? can please make your point? yeah. you. he yeah. okay. thank you. he was making whole thing was making this this whole thing was actually about the actually a talked about the women's summit there women's business summit there were a bunch of children in the audience when he came out he audience and when he came out he was jokes about and was jokes about ice cream and joking around i'm mrs. biden's husband all worked for the kids he the kids to stand up and he gets the kids to stand up and then that as way look then he uses that as a way look guys have a serious to guys we have a serious thing to talk about children and then he goes and now you missed that of it, seen is tone it, which i've seen is tone absolutely from he absolutely shifts from and he uses this like this the kids to try and a serious point try and make a serious point about the second point when he said this moral questions. said all this moral questions. all right fine what are i've all right fine so what are i've got a point on the first one. well no, because i mean, there's small there's a small part in the room. it might have been the appropriate thing. he included. there's briefings there's precedent for briefings that . that being interrupted when. there's breaking news when there's the president there's something the president to the president to address and the president addresses it appropriately and

specifically and doesn't do like a bit staff free hand stand a bit of staff free hand stand up before like i said he was that was addressing a bunch of kids that were in the room being or was broadcast live. or he was being broadcast live. it approved. and is he it was approved. and why is he doing independence instead doing greek independence instead of here go. of going to. well, here we go. okay well, separate okay well, that's a separate point there. and what this article does is absolutely shift the between the three the timeline between the three make all three make it sound like all three coincide same day. the coincide in the same day. the greek thing is, is a delay. the way read this here, way that they read this here, it's just like everything is and confused. arguing that confused. i'm not arguing that but that particular clip which i saw wider context saw when placed in wider context makes lot sense and what i'm makes a lot sense and what i'm not the fact checkers not because the fact checkers they some content they said there was some content they said there was some content they didn't it was they didn't say it was completely about the judge completely what about the judge said and the judge said it was that and the judge alito saying is still alito you're saying is still allowed say point that we can allowed to say point that we can talk about. i don't think it's particularly yeah, particularly good point. yeah, certainly when you're talking about an about that children is an intimate course political intimate course a political there's a joke and they there's also a joke and they laugh you them. do laugh and you separate them. do you agree accepting your point with my wider point, this killing a problem killing is it creates a problem for the democrats, wrong for the democrats, the wrong kind them don't

kind of killing for them don't know handle. well, know how to handle. well, i don't maybe this don't know. maybe this transition that it's an transition yet that it's an anti—christian killing has anti—christian killing that has not proven such any not been proven as such any means. still haven't put means. they still haven't put out her manifesto. so what appears to be a lot. it was on a case in school comments up brief now but come back in couple of minutes university minutes for a bad university degrees. canada's male degrees. canada's new male champion weightlifter champion women's weightlifter and millennials don't and weight millennials don't like see you in 2 like friends. see you in 2 minutes . there's help for households.

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welcome back to headliners and straight into friday's telegraph which warns about worthless degrees . yeah i'm just a guy to degrees. yeah i'm just a guy to come you for this it turns out because literature was eighth in the table of worthless degrees. so the is the mickey mouse degrees that could damage career prospects and the average degree leaves graduates with 45 k in that was they only stopped paying that was they only stopped paying off their salary exceeds

27 grand but it doesn't is basically what the what the findings and it's pretty findings and it it's pretty depressing and inflation has made even worse obviously and made it even worse obviously and it's sad that english literature made it even worse obviously and it' inad that english literature made it even worse obviously and it' inad thibecause] literature made it even worse obviously and it' inad thibecause waserature is in there because was destroyed post destroyed by this post structuralism postmodernism garbage so you know evelyn garbage c so you know evelyn used to be that you learn something it was at least something and it was at least good own terms, even if good on its own terms, even if it didn't you. vocational it didn't help you. vocational now either it doesn't now doesn't do either it doesn't help get job. you don't help you get a job. you don't learn anything. and it's just it's just the way the culture has we need to has changed. and we need to basically doing pointless basically stop doing pointless degrees or we're going to do them, good them, at least make them a good education all this education rather than all this leftist make them more. education rather than all this l

right. that's not worth it. so the point is, is it worth it at all to to university? there all to go to university? there is thing that one's is hidden thing that no one's actually if you can keep actually seen is if you can keep your below certain your income below a certain level, managed to do level, which i've managed to do now 30 years, then you now for about 30 years, then you never have pay the loan back. so in way you've sort of made an extra grand top of your extra 45 grand on top of your does get does ever just does ever get does it ever just get expunged from your. well i've changed my a couple of i've changed my name a couple of times. it's like up to me like you 60 facing you have to like 60 facing what josh saying is being poor is josh is saying is being poor is a life hack essentially. well he's not to to uni has he's not going to go to uni has three fun years and then three proper fun years and then you of misery you you just years of misery you just to spend the next 40 just have to spend the next 40 years not only very much money. i think a lot of these degrees i mean like i did film in mean like the one i did film in media which is a point if you if you want do film media, you want to do film and media, just work in film or just go and work in film or i learned more in first two learned more in my first two weeks a radio than weeks at a radio station than i did entire four years. did in the entire four years. sorry, sterling university, but it worth. yeah, it just wasn't worth. yeah, i think generation taught think all generation was taught sort generation sort of our parents generation was very well—meaning was sort of very well—meaning and good to and generous. it was good to have it was rare have a degree. it was a rare thing. in a certain thing. it put you in a certain elite society. then it became

elite of society. then it became meaningless and now outdated. and it's taken and people it's taken people a while realise that. yeah. and while to realise that. yeah. and it's connected it's also connected to story that's next. we're that's coming up next. we we're talking about there this talking about there was this idea behind everybody doing a degree that all of society idea behind everybody doing a deg|sort that all of society idea behind everybody doing a deg|sort of that all of society idea behind everybody doing a deg|sort of shift all of society idea behind everybody doing a deg|sort of shift to of society idea behind everybody doing a deg|sort of shift to this;ociety idea behind everybody doing a deg|sort of shift to this middle was sort of shift to this middle space but that's just the space but that's just not the reality before, reality and. like i said before, now of mine now you have friends of mine who, don't go to who, you know, don't go to invite you. friend of mine's kid, he just 16 left school he's already money already probably more money than me. no, seriously, like. wow, it must mcdonalds must be good job at mcdonalds anyway if we've got the times next and is david next and josh is david starkey ovary. quality is ovary. well it's a quality is overrated, says david starkey. now he lost his honorary fellowship at cambridge a couple of years for his comments on of years ago for his comments on slavery . but he's he of years ago for his comments on slavery. but he's he was at this literary festival , 78 years old. literary festival, 78 years old. and he said couple of things and he said a couple of things and kind of instead and this was kind of instead about in the times is about article in the times is it's what he says and i'll say that and the site but it doesn't then go on to explain what he meant by i'm he's obviously a very and i'm he was saying very man and i'm he was saying these things he could been these things and he could been saying provocative saying them to be provocative but of it was he says but the gist of it was he says human should not be equal. he said human rights are a

catastrophe and britain is a quasi apartheid society. now that sounds bad , but i don't that sounds bad, but i don't have anything to actually counter it because it doesn't. then what the context was. yeah all right. it deliberately sounds like there's a hit piece again. stock is what it is. you can tell. and they include the saying at the saying audit firms at the festival appraise festival express. appraise the stock. did stock. you've been fired. or did one of our foremost historians ianed? one of our foremost historians invited? that you ? invited? did that bother you? low the crowd. low iq people in the crowd. i it's so stupid. i mean, he's saying that inequality is inevitable, is i'm funny, inevitable, which is i'm funny, smart, looking. right. but smart, good looking. right. but i things are not i can't quote things are not totally across the board totally equal across the board just different i've just by different skill and i've got much less a quotient got to say much less a quotient of delusion. it's tough to get stuff, but and his point where he says an apart quasi the stock he says an apart quasi the stock he often uses sort of provocative language but what he means he says we've introduced all these different rights , you all these different rights, you know, identity politics. everyone separate everyone has their separate rights. we have we have rights. i mean, we have we have sort groups say sort of certain groups can say and anything . i'll and do basically anything. i'll just walk on eggshells. just have to walk on eggshells. and i that's what and that's i think that's what he's alluding other we talk he's alluding to. other we talk

about systemic racism if about systemic racism really. if you're about you're going to talk about systemic the people systemic bias, mean the people who on eggshells are who are walking on eggshells are the who are discriminated the people who are discriminated against both saying against and are both saying things we've introduced things like we've introduced these gay these human rights, like gay rights and black rights and trans rights and, they're inherently divisive. don't inherently divisive. but i don't think gay rights are inherently divisive rights. so divisive or black rights. so arguably trans all because that their form of rights take their form of rights that take away another protected away from another protected group women's rights black group i.e. women's rights black rights gay rights don't take away from anybody else. i think the point he could be making is, you know, so with with, you know, for example the mcpherson report we've had this increase double drive to try and be double drive to try and not be racist which is, you know, an admirable object . and we should admirable object. and we should we go we should hold true we should go we should hold true and try not be not be and try and not be not be racist. led two racist. but it's led to two things. example, the man things. so, for example, the man chased the arena bomber wasn't apprehended. the security guard was , looking the was worried, looking racist. the grooming apprehended grooming gangs apprehended because police social because the police social services were worried , looking services were worried, looking racist. so it can have incredibly damaging effects. yeah. and when we talk about gay rights, stocky guy he

rights, i'm a stocky guy and he was a time when it was was gay at a time when it was not picnic. and he was not exactly a picnic. and he was from in kendal from cumbria, born in kendal same great time to same as me. not a great time to be so he's hardly having an be gay. so he's hardly having an attack on gay rights. he's talking about identity politics. okay, the okay, well, like i say, the article disingenuous article is very disingenuous because say or because doesn't actually say or place any of this in context, which very frustrating. which was very frustrating. moving meal now, nick, moving on to the meal now, nick, this your best chance of winning moving on to the meal now, nick, timedal best chance of winning moving on to the meal now, nick, timedal ?est chance of winning moving on to the meal now, nick, timedal ? yeah. ance of winning moving on to the meal now, nick, timedal ? yeah. so :e of winning moving on to the meal now, nick, timedal ? yeah. so this winning moving on to the meal now, nick, timedal ? yeah. so this wia1ing moving on to the meal now, nick, timedal ? yeah. so this wia male a medal? yeah. so this is a male protest. canada's woke gender self i.d. laws by saying he's a woman entering the contest and smashing the bench press. it's like an absolute legend. so we've zuby, who in and won we've seen zuby, who in and won the female deadlifting record just to show how easy it was. yeah then. we've obviously seen trans biological men trans athletes, biological men coming women's coming in and destroying women's sports. of sports. this is a kind of variation trans variation on where a trans athlete this guy and andreas, as he called , did a video , smashed he called, did a video, smashed all the women's bench press record and did a video saying why women so bad? and so we're just hoping in a bit. be just hoping in a bit. to be fair, he did say. i mean, obviously because fair, he did say. i mean, obvitrying. because fair, he did say. i mean, obvitrying. it's because fair, he did say. i mean, obvitrying. it's so because fair, he did say. i mean, obvitrying. it's so weird 3ecause fair, he did say. i mean, obvitrying. it's so weird like use i'm trying. it's so weird like some self—awareness, but not self—awareness you're self—awareness that you're destroying sport. guy,

destroying sport. so this guy, this legend of a silver, famous coach, he's a coach . he's coach, he's a coach. he's lifting coach. so he just came in, smashed the trans person's record to prove like, yeah well, we identify as women we can all identify as women and smash it's a good smash a record. and it's a good way proving point. and way of proving point. and obviously both these records should and these should be erased and all these trans and i trans record be erased. and i think probably will think they probably will be in near yeah, i it near future. yeah, i mean, it seems to be i think we're going to back in this period of to look back in this period of history just be like, what history and just be like, what era? it's crazy. then era? yeah, it's crazy. but then people, who people, you know, who are fighting this ideology, they're like, make like, no, it doesn't make a difference for difference or only counts for a couple though. saw couple of people though. you saw the weightlifter, the new zealand weightlifter, laurel hubbard , who got into the laurel hubbard, who got into the tokyo olympics in 2021 taking a space, a biological woman and it point is, this is happening elite levels but the people who stealing those places from elite female . yeah mediocre men. yeah female. yeah mediocre men. yeah yeah it's becoming women's sport is becoming a dumping ground for mediocre athletes. anyway friday's match you know and josh why is amanda holden being given the golden buzzer indeed holden under fire for woke comments about paul o'grady paul o'grady

, of course, died the other day. very sad bit of an institution. very sad bit of an institution. very funny person and she was on radio and she said, you know, i loved him. he was not woke in any way. and then a bunch of people now this is in the metro, which is a woke newspaper, arguably, a bunch of people arguably, and a bunch of people don't she don't go online, say, oh, she doesn't know what it means doesn't even know what it means whatever. seen this whatever. and i've seen this before. online and before. james o'brien online and he's moved find work he's oh yeah moved find work that's the whole genius behind the blood work is it actually has different has these two different meanings. and so people are meanings. yeah and so people are like oh go into it. and even the writer he says dictionary anyone like yeah and if you look some dictionaries it just says what it is in terms of the idea of progressive we are moving towards a progressive fantastic that's we all but some that's what we all but some dictionaries also say and it's a derogatory term because it sort of lends to far fascist far left fascism and the controlling of ideas and stuff like that so the point is woke is used by different people to mean different people to mean different things and i think she was using it and that context of

like i.e. he didn't care about censorship in that way. yeah yeah. unfortunately the dictionary wrong. i mean, dictionary is wrong. i mean, hate go against dictionary, hate to go against a dictionary, but the outdated but yeah, it's got the outdated version meaning, have version of well meaning, we have social say this social injustice. like, say this particular doesn't social injustice. like, say this parti(the' doesn't social injustice. like, say this parti(the updated doesn't social injustice. like, say this parti(the updated version 1't social injustice. like, say this parti(the updated version which have the updated version which is but the point is the is well, but the point is the dictionary yeah, dictionary has both. yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly what yeah, yeah exactly. so what amanda holden seem to probably is he used to say is he wasn't pc he used to say this to say opinions and he wasn't and he wasn't using it wasn't pc and he wasn't using it to bully and censor. but what's good about this to me is that wokeness now is known to be such a that someone a bad thing that just someone like not like amanda holden, not particularly figure, particularly political figure, will least he will just say, well, at least he wasn't a good thing. wasn't woke as a good thing. that we're making some that shows we're making some progress rid of. progress towards getting rid of. remember, are remember, a lot of people are still woke in other still using woke in other segments progressive segments of society progressive and when you say and whatnot and so when you say oh woke for them it's like a riddle but are they doing that ? riddle but are they doing that? aren't they doing that disingenuously in many cases lately ? let's finish this lately? let's finish this section within dependant. and nick, why are young people denying themselves the pleasure of greatest sitcom ever made of the greatest sitcom ever made 7 of the greatest sitcom ever made ? so jennifer aniston says

there's generation of there's a whole generation of kids now find friends kids who will now find friends offensive pops from offensive and this pops up from time now it's popped time to time. now it's popped again she's of a again because she's on sort of a saw thing. but yeah, it's pretty pathetic. i mean, she that pathetic. i mean, she said that it's because have to it's tricky because you have to be careful comedy be very careful making comedy now. a laugh at now. we used to be a laugh at bigots friends now can't bigots in friends now you can't do some things we got do that some things we got wrong, some things we got right now. it. and now. you couldn't have it. and obviously friends the obviously we know friends is the most of that most mild comedy of that generation. hear things generation. you'll hear things like of these like brassy. which of these people melt and people watch that just melt and combust? whereas friends very much gen—x much like a male take on gen—x humour and now it's just too much like generation z and everything just everything and. yeah, it just shows how we know pathetic, shows how we know it's pathetic, isn't friends is isn't it, that friends is offensive. this also that offensive. this idea also that everyone's always criticising its of the cast. no one its lack of the cast. no one says that about like fresh prince of bel—air cosby show diff'rent strokes or whatever these old well they had lots of diversity josh . well they didn't diversity josh. well they didn't have much diversity they. well they they featured a cast of a family of black and you know it what what diversity means. i mean come on. well that's we will know that's what diversity is meant to be a pretty is the

that's what the ideal would be but we know really but the point is that is i think it's you know, a false criticism about that and people say, oh, well, in people at the time wasn't it's weird in america because it is still or it was certainly 20 years ago a somewhat segregated society certainly in a place like new york and the different areas it's different in london . areas it's different in london. so don't anything so you don't notice anything like . i in america it like this. i think in america it probably was a little bit different at the time. what we now a sort crisis of now have is a sort of crisis of the post—war liberal the post—war more liberal hegemony . friends came out that hegemony. friends came out that was riding high. all was still riding high. we all had sad assumptions , a had certain sad assumptions, a certain cohesion that's had certain sad assumptions, a certecompletely hesion that's had certain sad assumptions, a certecompletely gone.| that's had certain sad assumptions, a certecompletely gone. so at's had certain sad assumptions, a certecompletely gone. so friends now completely gone. so friends seems people was at a seems weird to people was at a time seemed completely time it seemed completely normal. the one simple normal. you're the one simple point. this good point. i will say this good aboutis point. i will say this good about is another person much like story, like amanda in the last story, basically that basically saying that our culture got worse culture has got worse and wokeness gone far and wokeness has gone too far and that's what's about it. that's what's positive about it. and it's, you i think it and it's, you know, i think it still kids are still stands up. my kids are watching that's it. watching it and that's it. and i don't think racist. don't think they're racist. that's anyway last that's great. anyway the last break. no, crackers in break. no, but some crackers in the i'm not

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welcome to headliners and straight into friday's metro. and josh, you know, a lot about midlife crises. how's your board game collection? it's getting ready big sports car. well, that is how my midlife crisis crisis has taken. that's seduction by the midlife is approval of it says that that's not sure if it is provable it exists but actually a book came out a couple of years ago that did prove and showed the impact that has on men in terms of when cross over a line and then it can impact you in some ways traditional way being of course leaving wife and having affairs and all the other stuff or the other way is buying ballgames. those options you those are the two options you have this about

have left. but this is about millennials . i was slightly millennials. i was slightly confused because think i've confused because i think i've got wrong in my i got millennials wrong in my i think of millennials as people who millennials, not as who are born millennials, not as people it's people who are born. it's usually 81 is usually the earliest . okay, so maybe it's earliest. okay, so maybe it's okay. earliest. okay, so maybe it's okay . so they're old. yeah. so okay. so they're old. yeah. so now they're 43 and this argument says aren't they as they says why aren't they as they approaching middle age in approaching middle age or in age, they having age, why are they not having these midlife crises . and these these midlife crises. and they're basically saying because their lives have been so stressful by just being forced to going from pandemic to rent and going from pandemic to rent and going from pandemic to work crises , inflation, all to work crises, inflation, all the other things they're the other things that they're not space, not actually having space, they're crisis they're already in crisis already. gist of it. already. that's the gist of it. i with at all. i don't agree with it at all. sure. gen—x firstly, they're not 43. they're 41. it says around 42. they're not 43. let's see if you. you'll so very defensive. well, i'm actually i i'm the earliest millennial. i'm what's called a geriatric oil o'neil. i mean, they've just the i have a gen x mentality, but i'm technically millennial and it says millennials don't says here that millennials don't have a crisis because their whole one crisis. whole life has been one crisis. i that look. it's i do i do get that look. it's post—9—11 it does feel like

everything's been so very destabilise get this destabilise but you do get this saying midlife sort saying that your midlife sort of suddenly you've suddenly realising you've left certain late, you've certain things too late, you've ruined your life, it's ruined your life, and it's a more successful and productive than with no hope. than before, but with no hope. i think that's the difference. like if instead me plugging is i lost the feeling of middle age that you've left, you guys are doing well. you're doing well. i think you're happy. and millennials, you've had millennials had families, millennials of much for much less wealth than, for example, when they example, baby boomers when they were age their share were at the same age their share of national and you of the national and you know it's midlife crisis you it's of a midlife crisis you need to buy a red sports car, get an expensive girlfriends much younger and they much younger than you, and they can either those can afford to either of those things. it's things. i think it's just a vague feeling that you've actually certain things actually left certain things too late constant late and there's a constant nostalgia for the nineties. that's think , which was that's what i think, which was the past decade . anyway, we've the past decade. anyway, we've got daily now and got the daily star now and activists you can be activists say that you can be healthy size, it seems healthy any size, but it seems you can't fit into airline seats any size. yes, that is the problem . fat phobic, inverted problem. fat phobic, inverted commas, kicked off flight commas, teen kicked off flight for complaining passengers another very come we're in his seat and he means the rolls fat it wasn't how many but no and it was as only a teenager. he said

that the should not have been listed as available if it was being used for someone's literal roll . we're not laughing of at roll. we're not laughing of at the overweight community, but thatis the overweight community, but that is pretty funny. yes. well, yeah. and you both were . yeah. yeah. and you both were. yeah. basically the guy was was fat , basically the guy was was fat, so it was he was encroaching into his seat. i suppose if he was doing with any other part of his like if you put his body, like if you just put his body, like if you just put his him. so that his arm around him. so that would weird. but because would be weird. but because it was rolls fat argument is was his rolls of fat argument is it's fat phobic and they it's your fat phobic and they anyway this fat anyway they called this kid fat phobic. they, they swore and phobic. they, they swore him and he the he was kicked off by the airline. but then they banned them. but then appealed and them. but then he appealed and he but he he was reinstated. but he was he was kicked airline. so yeah, he was reinstated. but he was he vimean,;ed airline. so yeah, he was reinstated. but he was he vimean, this airline. so yeah, he was reinstated. but he was he vimean, this is airline. so yeah, he was reinstated. but he was he vimean, this is whyne. so yeah, he was reinstated. but he was he vimean, this is why ia. so yeah, he was reinstated. but he was he vimean, this is why i don'tleah, i mean, this is why i don't travel but suppose travel anymore. but i suppose you reddit and then you put on reddit and then people say, i the bad guy, unless people they that unless people say they was. that seems me. yeah. seems incredible to me. yeah. hey his parents but 18 hey or his parents but he's 18 years a seat. years i'll have paid a seat. that's seat from here that's the seat from here to here. yeah. you've got here. yeah. if you've got someone whoever someone in your state, whoever it is, whether it's even a baby's arm coming over because it's someone's house, it's at someone's house, whatever is the incursion into thatis whatever is the incursion into that is unfair? so that clause ,

that is unfair? so that clause, then it's sort of talking to all these overweight people about their experiences going on flights and stuff. i'm you need to then book two seats. yeah if you are if you're encroaching upon people's space then upon other people's space then thatis upon other people's space then that is unfair. maybe just stop eating so much for kerb enthusiasm. you encroaching on the space. you're right to. come on it. yeah, i'm not sit and not going to feel sorry. i don't want to type people for their life choices and i appreciate that in this world of that we live in this world of processed arguably processed food where arguably we're whether we're all addicted and whether who claim , you know well , we're all addicted and whether who claim , you know well, i'm on who claim, you know well, i'm on that and i haven't eaten for 12 hours and i'm about to faint. right. my choice but the right. that's my choice but the point do see that we in point is, i do see that we in a world has these conditions world that has these conditions to often pretend to sort of fob it often pretend like, of what? i'm the like, oh, look of what? i'm the victim here. yeah it's like, no, i'm sorry. that person paid for the seat. i agree. anyway, onto times josh and those vegetarian and it sure have a lot to answer for sure. may cry out when stress scientists recordings suggest this . in israel, they've

suggest this. in israel, they've been basically taking these plants into a soundproof chamber . it was thought before that plants didn't any noise, but now they these sort of sensitive microphones and it turns out that they do and it's quite interesting because and they sort of withdrew water from the plants and they also sort of cut bits often. and they could hear them making these noise is the question is it like was it conscious noise but some it is like popping the stems in terms of when they're dehydrate it and it happens like five days before but they what they're saying now, which is arguably more interesting, is what effect that has on the environment around them in terms of can humans in any way pick up these sounds can they the organisms can other plants can animals and that's what's going interesting is they're really a form of communication going on here. yeah. colony yeah. yeah. i mean colony they're stress for they're calling it stress for plants. is it really i mean they're not worried about the cost of living. it's really they're they your they're dying they make your point, but point, they make a noise. but the thing about it the one thing i like about it

likes stop them. but surely likes to stop them. but surely this vegans claim have this ends vegans claim to have the high if plants the moral high ground if plants scream pain. yeah. then why a vegan good the same as vegan so good the same as animals. on, vegans animals. so from now on, vegans eat correct? nothing eat nothing. correct? nothing but mineral rocks but maybe mineral oil and rocks . up that. anyway, the . i'm up for that. anyway, the show is nearly so let's show is nearly over. so let's take quick look at take another quick look at friday's pages . the daily friday's front pages. the daily mail has monster , whose tears mail has monster, whose tears were for only not for the little olivia , the innocent. he olivia, the innocent. he murdered the. guardian has families . murdered the. guardian has families. face murdered the. guardian has families . face £700 hit with families. face £700 hit with wave of tax and price . they wave of tax and price. they express highs. yes. justice for olivia the mirror has just for olivia. the eye has blue for people in their forties work until age 70. let's tell the french people about it. and finally, the daily star has psycho killer chat bots are befuddled by words and those were your front pages. that's our show for tonight. thank you to my guest josh harry and nick dixon headliners we'll be back tomorrow at 11 pm. with nick dixon in the hosting chairjosh

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