hi, there it is 11:00. i'm out armstrong in the let's start with the big story of the day thatis with the big story of the day that is stormy daniels and donald trump, the adult film star centre of donald trump's on criminal charges . the legal criminal charges. the legal process could lead to violence and death . stormy daniels told and death. stormy daniels told the times , although she fears the times, although she fears the reaction of trump supporters, this proves he is no longer untouchable. trump the first us president in history to face criminal charges , is over face criminal charges, is over an alleged hush money payment made to ms. daniels in 2016. a before his election victory of

their potential showdown court. ms. daniels added there's way he could be scarier with . his could be scarier with. his clothes on mr. trump's lawyer says he'll plead not guilty . his says he'll plead not guilty. his former vice president, mike pence , says it's an outrage . pence, says it's an outrage. it's clear to the overwhelming majority of the american people that this is nothing short of a of a political prosecution being affected by. a manhattan who literally campaigned on bringing charges . one particular american charges. one particular american and i must tell you that that that should be offensive to every american left, right centre, every american equal treatment under . the social treatment under. the social media influencer andrew tate and his brother have been released a romanian jail on appeal and. they've been placed under house arrest until the of april, taking his brother tristan are being investigated on the allegations of sexual assault people trafficking and organised

crime . the pair who's been in crime. the pair who's been in custody since deny any wrongdoing , neither have been wrongdoing, neither have been formally charged charged . a man formally charged charged. a man has been charged with the murders of a father and son in cambridgeshire, gary dunmore and son josh were found in separate villages . son josh were found in separate villages. huntingdon 40 minutes apart on wednesday the 66 year old stephen alderson , also been old stephen alderson, also been charged with possession of a firearm and is due to appear in court tomorrow . the prime court tomorrow. the prime minister says britain's trade deal will help unlock the benefits brexit. the uk has joined 11 asia and pacific nafionsin joined 11 asia and pacific nations in a trade pact that will boost by cutting tariffs on things like cheese , gin, things like cheese, gin, chocolate and whisky . it's chocolate and whisky. it's expected to be worth £18 billion over ten years, although critics say it will only boost the economy . 0.08. ukraine's the economy. 0.08. ukraine's foreign minister has described wimbledon's decision to lift its ban on russian and belarussian tennis players this summer as.

they will not be allowed to compete as neutral athletes in all british grass court tournaments . queen's dmytro tournaments. queen's dmytro kuleba, though, has urged the uk to deny them entry . meanwhile, to deny them entry. meanwhile, vladimir zelenskyy says ukraine will never forgive russians responsible for the atrocities committed in the town of bucha. ukraine has been marking the first anniversary of the tower recapture 33 days of occupation . international investigators are the process of collecting evidence where. ukraine says russian troops committed war crimes a claim that moscow denies tv online debate. plus ad on children . this is gb news. on children. this is gb news. now it's time for headliners .

now it's time for headliners. hello, i'm mark. the headline is i'm dixon and i'm joined by an impeccably panel tonight josh howie , a jewish comedian who howie, a jewish comedian who only eats meat, and louis schaefer, a jewish comedian , schaefer, a jewish comedian, only eats meat. good thing i'm a vegan muslim, we might be in some trouble. lads, how are you doing? louis, how is 75th birthday yesterday ? i've got birthday yesterday? i've got a date. i got the thing . what was date. i got the thing. what was your birthday? my birthday yesterday . your birthday? my birthday yesterday. i'm thinking maybe i am closer to 75, but i look. amazing. and that's the most important thing. don't want me important thing. i don't want me die might have to die and thought i might have to regret doing it. did you throw the candles on? a piece the candles on? there's a piece of raw. do you know what spent of raw. do you know what i spent the with one of the best the day with one of the best days ever. i spent the day my with good son and he's the with my good son and he's the one who still speaks to you. the one who still speaks to you. the one who still speaks to you. the one who looks just like me. i just like me. thinks that's like the one you've done the dna test, the really test, and he's not the really good looking one. yeah, the other one, it it all right. and it just got me a fight last night, was nice mix, night, and it was nice mix, banter genuine hatred that banter and genuine hatred that just a couple days or less. yeah, always funny. i you

yeah, it's always funny. i you know, there's always remember when go massive argument when we go to massive argument and the cab on the and then we're in the cab on the way yeah. like, god, these way home. yeah. like, god, these guys, what's really hate each other. really. other. we were just really. yeah. each other. it's all showbiz all right? no, no showbiz guys, all right? no, no okay. well, not with louis. i that was good. let's get into saturday's front pages. so the daily mail has lost a deal. turbocharge brexit, britain . the turbocharge brexit, britain. the telegraph goes with biden to down coronation invitation . try down coronation invitation. try saying that if joe biden , the saying that if joe biden, the guardian tories turning rivers open sewers, says starmer . open sewers, says starmer. that's not a metaphor for britain. apparently is actual sewers. the times trumbull refuse to be handcuffed with our lawyers and twist in the mirror. o'grady legacy for the liverpool star's death sparked a surge in donations for dogs home that's the backseat dog's home and finally the daily star man baby. trump's huge tantrum charges . i trump's huge tantrum charges. i question that headline, but all right, let's get into . so let's

right, let's get into. so let's kick off with the daily mail . kick off with the daily mail. josh yeah, so they got a photo of a very old wrinkly man, is it? louie hey, no, it's not. is rupert murdoch and his a massive ring that he's i guess that's his he's just getting engaged and getting married and maybe that's what's keeping going that's what's keeping him going . respect. yeah, yeah, yeah. they younger younger they get younger and younger just takes their i don't just so it takes their i don't know, pretty to . know, this one looks pretty to. old be fair. well. oh oh. as an older i'm just saying if you this billionaire whatever you would you would think that he could go younger think josh oh but remember you said you made a comment over the last it was funny thought to yourself okay let's do the main story here at last to turbo charge britain. so this is of course new deal has gone on the indo pacific . floor gone on the indo pacific. floor and. everybody is very excited . and. everybody is very excited. everybody i mean, the uk government because this is sort of a proof of concept that being out of the eu is giving us these

massive opportunities and it's great news going to increase our gdp by point zero 8. so that's massively offset the 4% that we've lost. yeah. so brexit's worth it. it's been on ambiguously thing. i was wrong. everybody wrong. i think it's clear that you can admit that we've got this in the and let's go to our indo—pacific trade pact expert lewis schaefer . pact expert lewis schaefer. well, what do you make of this? well, what do you make of this? well it could be something i mean, it's more people getting together, remember together, you know, remember europe concept. and europe, a failing concept. and it's only one little part of the world that has of money. other it's direct neighbour. it's a direct neighbour. that's the we've to go the point. now we've got to go send us stuff all the way to the other well, exactly. other side. well, exactly. you know that's a problem for know what? that's a problem for china and japan send china and japan had to send stuff side of it. stuff to the other side of it. that's a good point. but you know what? there are some things haven't discussed in this haven't been discussed in this deal like the deal that talking about like the malaysia to allow the uk malaysia first to allow the uk in that we've had to drop our requirement for stop requirement for them to stop chopping down their rainforests for palm oil. there's talks

about the killing of monkeys also we've now we've left you see the other side of the back of the memory was baboons or if it was is that orang—utan. this is so she knows about is why i vote for brexit. okay, so we of the thing is we've signed to some weird international of this law where companies now sue specific countries if the companies don't get their own way so got canada suing america you've got different like in canada so arguably we've put ourselves into this other sort of how is that different the european court of justice whatever is closer and closer say yeah yeah okay side on this the argument is we've ended it we've entered a kind of different trading block so it may not it brexit may have been pointless essentially so this is what you're i'm just what you're saying. i'm just saying if this does saying let's look if this does good for country great good for country that's great and but doesn't seem to be a massive shift. kemi badenoch says the those fissures those official figures which show the

government from the are wrong, which i don't really understand where she's i don't know those over there. no it's not really going to minuscule amount. going to be a minuscule amount. it's be brilliant. it's going to be brilliant. well, a bit of an well, you're a bit of an elitist, josh let's be honest. i mean, a bit. you're mean, bit a bit. you're a completely. i was just i don't it's a bit i just mean that, yes. i'm a massive alec. sorry about that. but did because about that. but you did because you said .08% yeah. as to for complete . percent 4.00. and complete. percent 4.00. and i even understand that and i'm sure the people there that that was thrilling is not bad about percentages. let's move on to the telegraph news . well, is the the telegraph news. well, is the good news the good news is biden isn't coming. and i mean, this isn't coming. and i mean, this is what the telegraph says. but the telegraph know if biden is coming at all. how does the telegraph now it's a newspaper and they've lost their jobs . and they've lost their jobs. right. you it says it it says the telegraph understands they he may be sending the fact is he's not coming. he's too busy not going to nashville got

things to do. he's got things to do i mean. well, it's true. he didn't to pennsylvania, right? he didn't to the detroit answer. that's right. you go to the disaster at the border he's disaster at the border and he's going to the disaster going to come to the disaster that he's going to spend a week in this was my irish. in ireland. this was my irish. so he's always he's he's getting towards the jokes on his first one giving piece of one giving on a piece of paper. i rainy down it down it said i had rainy down it down it said didn't come to disaster is didn't come to disaster that is the us border didn't come to disaster. okay, you bringing disaster. okay, are you bringing it the joke. what's it down? so was the joke. what's the but the punchline the punchline? but the punchline is disaster is written that is to disaster is written that is to disaster is written that is britain. right? it's you is britain. right? so it's you having go with. yes. the having a go with. yes. the narrative on gb narrative of this time on gb news that your punchline is britain is bad and it's such a bad punchline. we didn't even know it. the punchline. i'm trying to save your job jeez, i'm helping. but basically he's not going let's face just not going to let's face just he's 80 old. he's to he's 80 years old. he's got to like pass his hips very carefully. it is they're carefully. so what it is they're saying send his saying he's going to send his wife what do you do? wife along who. what do you do? yeah, he's married and yeah, see so he's married and but we'll see. i mean , but we'll we'll see. i mean, doesit but we'll we'll see. i mean, does it really matter? does that mean. know we're going to go

mean. i know we're going to go will to go in on will we're going to go in on this time won't have to this we big time won't have to wear a suit or something on the day you are going in big day you are going to go in big time. but maybe they could time. well, but maybe they could maybe why didn't you you maybe why didn't they you you could the americans could be the americans represent. could probably represent. i could probably be happy least i know happy to me. at least i know what direction i'm walking and i don't the stairs. and don't fall up the stairs. and the the fact is dwight the fact is the fact is dwight david eisenhower, was an david eisenhower, which was an president know we're not president when we know we're not that he was he was one of the best presidents ever. and he didn't to the coronation of didn't go to the coronation of queen elizabeth yeah so queen elizabeth second. yeah so there is another big story i would like to talk about alaska on the telegraph. can't read a letter. i diversity allow letter. i diversity rules allow chess. raaf chess. now this is the raaf cadets which is 43,000 cadets from 12 to 20 and essentially people who don't know chess, binders. this is for allowing girls who think that they're boys to wear these binders. but these binders have been proven now to have of medical complications. they can hurt your ribs, they can affect long term growth and back. and the fact that this stuff has been

pushed through by the raaf cadets and also they've got another policy which is that kids in the raaf cadets can use whatever names they want and they and the parents aren't to be told stuff and they've and they also recommend children go to one of the sort of advice people they say to check out is mermaids , is the charity mermaids, which is the charity that's investigate by the that's being investigate by the charity or something charity commission or something inquiry and so how this inquiry i guess. and so how this is just one more example of another institution that over the of years now and the last couple of years now and you wouldn't thing cadets yeah you wouldn't a thing cadets yeah and you're so into the gender question she found it so tiny this story but you sort out by the raaf obviously the raaf you obviously a terrible and other thing terrible thing and other thing they've doing is not they've been doing is not allowing white people if you if you're they don't you you're white they don't want you because obsessed because they're obsessed with diversity. move diversity. but we have to move on the guardian just and sue on to the guardian just and sue us.sueis on to the guardian just and sue us. sue is yes so tories turning rivers into open stories. now there was a story in the telegraph there telegraph saying how there are tough pipeline. get tough fines in the pipeline. get for sewage dumps. but again this has come so long we talked about this story and it's been

building the years whilst billions pounds not the sewage the story or the sewage the story on sewage can be going on now for a long time and billions of pounds have literally like 57 billion have just gone out of this country essentially. and now going to other convoys while going to the companies and then going to the companies and then going out to shelters, but also going out to shelters, but also going up to because it's owned by scotland. these are more not now they finally look like they're grappling with it. but labour and lib dems so are bashing tories the head with this because they're meant to be on top of it, the tories. sure over the last few years they pulled the money that was invested getting how this was how was happening. and then when they that then coincidentally suddenly all of the sewage stuff started going up into our rivers . so they're calling for the resignation of kofi, the environmental minister.

resignation of kofi, the environmental minister . and environmental minister. and these are coffee tories go yeah . and just saying she's not been doing her job properly. and doing herjob properly. and again it's just how this gone on for long. gone on for so for so long. it's gone on for so long because the because this country built the most advanced sewer system the entire world at one time, they just didn't think 100 years in the future to build a to build the what do they call that the drain for wastewater runoff water. yeah, but the thing is, they have this thing called which is what this companies done. they'd companies have not done. they'd have a completely separate have build a completely separate water system. okay that's sewage. okay. any take on mirror lewis? oh mirror is amazing. this polo paul o'grady is. he died . he's totally beloved, so died. he's totally beloved, so i know not to make a joke about this guy . know not to make a joke about this guy. he's got a super young, young boyfriend. oh, my god . i can't believe you're god. i can't believe you're talking about his young boyfriend. well it's is husband. husband yeah. what are you trying to imply? saying he's rupert murdoch? about it rupert murdoch? nothing about it . i'm saying. saying. i'm . i'm saying. i'm saying. i'm saying when you me with a

saying when you see me with a young, beautiful it's so young, beautiful boy, it's so much better . young, beautiful boy, it's so much better. it's young, beautiful boy, it's so much better . it's one of young, beautiful boy, it's so much better. it's one of your sons. the one you don't like. yeah. okay and he wants all the donations to to the battersea donations to go to the battersea dogs cats home, which is anybody who lives in london has to take the train . victoria right past the train. victoria right past it and it's prime real estate that dogs at this place live way better than human beings anywhere in. i knew only lewis could come up with iconoclastic anti take. that's what it anti dog's take. that's what it was. yeah, you're right. it's probably most expensive rental footage. and then on the dogs aren't paying it any income not send them back. why should they ? homeless dogs. send them back. why should they ? homeless dogs . all right, ? the homeless dogs. all right, well, unless you've got anything massively pressing, our will probably on something probably move on to something really do want , really pressing. what do want, sir? i just don't need to feel left out. so he emailed me after the show. sorry i do have something massively pressing. tesco's has these two offers on page two. thanks mike elsworth. that's it for part one. but coming up, why china might not have been totally honest about.

covid, who knew? and we shout at each other about donald trump . each other about donald trump. see you into .

welcome back to headline with me and two comedians who are always available on friday. it's josh howie and lewis schaefer and they they seem sad about it. let's do the daily mail. it turns out china might not have been totally honest about. i for 1 am. shocked and appalled. lewis yes. well, we should be working. working. working. we should be working. shouldn't on shouldn't be working on a friday. the two of us. but we don't care anyway. yeah, this is this this proof that this is, is this more proof that beijing covid truth from beijing hid covid truth from world doctors believe german man had the illness in december thousand and 19, a day days before china raised the alarm. this another one of those non stories what they're trying to do is try . yeah it is totally do is try. yeah it is totally it. no this is all this is a

huge story. it's a huge story. what is it that you even talk to my office we is tuning into this story somebody needs to tell it basically said there was basically said that there was some germany who was old some guy in germany who was old and super sick he had a heart condition. he had high blood , condition. he had high blood, high heart rate. he was overweight, a smoker. and he previously suffered a stroke and he was tested and he had covid before. but the truth is , that's before. but the truth is, that's not what it says that what he didn't say had covid what it says is they examined the x—rays of his lungs and it revealed the same pattern that turned out to in covid. this is obviously before lockdown and all of that stuff. when before even china admitted that they had started . admitted that they had started. they didn't test for whatever this they didn't actually test for covid specifically. but it looks the same a million. but he travelled to china so the idea is that been going in through the same thing that happened in the same thing that happened in the spanish flu the spanish hit multiple countries monitored spanish and he was and he was

and you were there back in the day. but but basically spanish flu hit new york city and then and america and of the exact same time when there was no way it could have travelled that fastit it could have travelled that fast it was just psychologically it just suddenly hit people. and then the point it reveals that covid was earlier than covid was there earlier than they probably even they announced and probably even earlier if it was earlier than that, if it was discovered day and it was also discovered a day and it was also a that was the data a story that was on the data sceptic angela merkel was visiting in september visiting wuhan in september 2019. what was she there? 2019. what was she doing there? so there's to it. josh, so there's more to it. josh, what think as to what is what do you think as to what is that what does that mean? i'm just this is just saying, i'm just this is out what does that out there. well, what does that mean, though what do you want to see doing? what she doing? see doing? what was she doing? wuhan. massive building wuhan. inside a massive building trade. something. oh, trade. china or something. oh, my what we can my god. i don't know what we can say. well, i haven't read the article. believe . just article. i don't believe. just want one step further. want to go one step further. i don't even believe in viruses. it just this salami of whatever a scientist says. i do not believe last night louis didn't believe last night louis didn't believe in water dehydrates. he now it's viruses can't turn on

the air going to say the point is with this story is that there is with this story is that there is more and more evidence coming out that was also some blood samples from , an italian lung samples from, an italian lung cancer screening trial in october that tested positive for coronavirus there were sewage samples suggesting the virus in the city from january 2020, which is before obviously the whole all the does . so all of a whole all the does. so all of a sudden there is a lot of evidence out there that it was out around the world in the months before. okay before we have sort of admitted it existed. okay. well sadly, we've got to move on. but just want to clarify for broadcast purposes, we all believe viruses and water and, the people's republic of china. so let's do next china. so let's do the next story in telegraph . keir story in the telegraph. keir starmer is flip flopping on policy position. that can't be right. labour house right. josh yeah. labour house no he flip flops i'm a bit depressed about this . labour depressed about this. labour vows will make it easier to

change gender policy switch so it's not an exact flip flop . it's not an exact flip flop. essentially he some suggestions last week he was like saying how i was crazy to go along with this policy that people were referencing what happened with the snp pushing through the gender self i.d. laws scotland and then today labour put out this tweet because it's trans visible and this is a three things that they said they said they're going to introduce tougher sentences for lgbt plus hate crime . that's a good i mean hate crime. that's a good i mean when you think someone getting beaten up or abuse , you think beaten up or abuse, you think that's good. but then at the same there are people same time, there are people certainly within the 80 plus part of it who consider a hate crime be being misgendered. yes or they've or whatever. so they they've very about this. very wishy washy about this. there's here which is there's another here which is the moderniser , the outdated the moderniser, the outdated gender act. i'm sure there is scope to modernise it, but in terms of making it easier to the cell, in terms of does that mean self laws, which is what labour previously he vowed to do in the

2021 leadership election . tony 2021 leadership election. tony needs leadership election and thatis needs leadership election and that is obviously what scotland and then we're talking about rapists and female jails and but this is the one that's the most sort of clear to me and the wrongness of the wrong as what he's saying. they're going ban conversion therapy in all forms. now that is a massive red flag because the point is you go for just what's called affirmative therapy . someone goes and says therapy. someone goes and says i feel like i might be a boy or a girl i'd like as opposed to what i actually biological sex is. usually there's lot of underlying mental health conditions , other conditions conditions, other conditions certainly including a lot of them being autistic . the point them being autistic. the point is that when you ban that people would say that that is conversion therapy, if you said, well, let's explore other issues, these other. yeah, yeah , then that is a danger of just pushing children into medicalisation. yeah straight away. so it's a it's a problem yeah. and why is he doing this? louise because it's so unpopular

. he obviously to bring in . he obviously needs to bring in his party is sort of his own party who is sort of have these radical left have all these radical left ideas so unpopular in the ideas are so unpopular in the country, why country, you just think, why is he down this path? well, he going down this path? well, i think it's like you say i think he is he is so many points ahead in the polls and he thinks it's a thing. let's try to make a sure thing. let's try to make everybody you everybody happy. that's why, you know, our party happy py hap rty ke our pa a 's m let w, kno by know, let's make our party happy by what want. by giving them what they want. then make let's try then let's make and let's try not alienate the people, the not to alienate the people, the other people i mean, he he gave the message on the international transgender day visibility as if these women and their six year old, six foot tall are not visible . good point. and another visible. good point. and another joke i was laughing inside . visible. good point. and another joke i was laughing inside. i know it's. yeah, have a let's do the telegraph and the sentence is standing up and sitting next. me. yeah, the is finally standing up for trump better late than never. lewis well he's a funny so he need to stand up for trump. he's just a governor of a state. it's a different system. is in this country. system. it is in this country. the extradition with

the extradition question with the question the extradition. question exactly. so he says he says exactly. and so he says he says very strongly going to try to he's going to block former president's extradition because . of course, donald trump was has it's been indicted , so has been it's been indicted, so he's going to be arrested. but the truth is, he can't do that according to federal ruling in the us supreme court from 1987, he can delay it he can delay it for six days. so he's he's somewhat posturing but you know, i love donald trump and would if he was the only candidate would vote for donald trump. but he's not the only candidate that's i'm surprised he says who would you vote? i'd vote for the senators. i vote a decent senators. i would vote a decent probably i think donald trump's is a is a great man is gone he was a is a great man he will grow down he will grow down low down and is one of the best presidents . i hope people best presidents. i hope people don't believe me when. i said i'm very little. but i'm talking very little. but yeah, it's interesting because the so the sanders defend somebody so people should defend people saying you should defend trump didn't trump on this he didn't he attacked seems to attacked him now he seems to realise politically that smart

now he's coming out more boldly a late saying a bit too late saying i extradite and that's sort of extradite him and that's sort of a show of support. i'm sorry, i don't remember desantis saying anything bad about donald trump. he didn't just he didn't say, yeah, go, yeah, go, donald go. you pay off to . money he said a you pay off to. money he said a few little snide remarks about us saying, oh, by the way, trump is the one who's been sort of attacking sanders, calling it a media governor. and ron desantis odious and whatnot, and yeah, this is absolutely to try just a cynical ploy to go . i've got his cynical ploy to go. i've got his back, but donald trump will by him in the end all scorpions do he originally designed this book bit trump because trump backed the sanders he endorsed him. then the sanders will turn on him by running. and then trump seesit him by running. and then trump sees it as a betrayal but. yeah, but don't you think just i mean, you're going to disagree me but the indictment is the whole indictment of is politically motivated. it's a small it's that small legal question. it's that he he's excited legal fees when he he's excited legal fees when he should have cited it as non—disclosure money so they're getting him on a small accounting and made

accounting technicality and made it this big deal this is it into this big deal this is breaking the law. so i know you're going to go back al capone yeah, they got capone and go. yeah, they got him course. him honest. no, no, course. that's disingenuous, because we know you a know in life that you like a ticket, to your ticket, you come back to your car. they've a ticket. they should get rid of the ticket. we don't things powerfully don't do things powerfully by law. a law. even lord sumption, a former $100,000 note about pockets talking pockets know. we're talking about talking about about legal. we're talking about he fees instead he filed as legal fees instead as camp as a nondisclosure. we have we which a technicality. have we which is a technicality. yeah but just you're this of arguing equivalent of to rule that's not how things work biden's done this by laws we have laws no i'm just going to say if you break you get so here's my simple question okay we this is a politically motivated it's political because they're looking for something to get to accept that least. get him to accept that at least. yeah accept this yeah okay. so you accept this politically is it. but politically motivated is it. but fortunately they've got fortunately he's they've got loads is it good for the loads to go. is it good for the united overall? in united states overall? well, in this precedent the next this precedent where the next president a person about president just a person about the next president just does the same, we into this thing, my same, we get into this thing, my cousin the same. expect him

cousin does the same. expect him or her be indicted as well. or her to be indicted as well. yeah, i agree with you. in an ideal world where everything is like will the like perfect but will follow the law real world, is law in the real world, this is just going be a pyrrhic just this is going be a pyrrhic victory because it's just going to lead to the already to lead to well, the already the first thing they did in the minutes after the email, after this announcement was to email out more the amount out for more funds. the amount of that they mention of times that they can mention soros email is this soros within their email is this is of amazing the politics. is kind of amazing the politics. no it's not soros. the globalists, it's just dog whistles. i a bit silly you whistles. i it's a bit silly you said. not. it is. you said. no, it's not. it is. you think initially it's mostly manchester help. it manchester doesn't help. it doesn't isn't doesn't help. it isn't it isn't it isn't dog whistle. it's a full whistle like a shouting full on whistle like a shouting hey, money so not hey, give us money so it's not like thing. like secret under the thing. yeah want money for you mean an anti—semitic dog whistle or do you mean exactly. yes, i you just mean exactly. yes, i disagree. think just disagree. i just think it's just that he's leftist and he's that he's a leftist and he's just a bogeyman. that side. yeah, we disagree yeah, but we can disagree on that. we've to that. but anyway, we've got to move the metro and move on. let's do the metro and crime doesn't pay is. set to 99% of instances. josh as crazy uk a haven for fraudsters where only 1% cases are result in what 1% of cases are result in what of police been doing for however

years. again this is not years. this is again this is not new issue this was something that already identified in that was already identified in 2017. it was a priority. the and out of the 900,000 instances of fraud in this country and in england, wales 1% have resulted in a charge or prosecution i. so not even like that. 1% have actually gone to jail that's just taken to court. actually gone to jail that's just taken to court . and because just taken to court. and because of that, people losing individuals lost £5 billion. and the government i'm, sorry to say, i don't want to like you know, i'm repeating myself , but know, i'm repeating myself, but they've just they've dropped the ball because . what happened in ball because. what happened in 2017 between now and then where which distracted them which might have distracted them from actually getting stuff done . is of those things . this is one of those things they have this action fraud hotline called in action hotline which called in action fraud hotline because they haven't anything very haven't done anything it's very isolating not found the group and coming up and that's part done coming up and that's part done coming up and got jk rowling and a sorority house sounds like an amazing reality show so you .

break welcome back to headline let's get straight into with a telegraph and in american is causing havoc in the uk and it's not louis schaefer louis schaefer i know you know i couldn't even read thing couldn't even read this thing i've lived this country too i've lived in this country too long and care about the british people. i don't care about guys, but sensitive you but i know how sensitive you are. and here's, here's a non binary california in binary california living in the uk challenge the high court to make his gender make gender make his gender make that gender her they are they that gender is her they are they his. he's not his. that gender is her they are they his. he's not his . he's not his. he's not his. he's not called by any non by. i don't even know what that means. a math term and this guy ryan castellucci came to the uk in 2019. he's been here for less than four years and he's just driving these people by demanding that he be called not a woman and not a man so in a way he's just causing trouble for both sides. so this is

american he's a californian. it's annoying. he's coming out of he's an american causing trouble and you okay we've trouble here. and you okay we've gone so in this country gone so far left in this country probably go along with it. but for one factor, it's going to cause loads of and the cause loads of paperwork and the judges saying judges complaining, saying at all much all to change. there's much legislation. we just legislation. can we just not do this? so so lazy. we might this? so we're so lazy. we might actually do which actually not do this, which would thing because would be a good thing because it's nonsense. well, it is nonsense because and it's actually a positive actually there's a positive to this this to court this person taking this to court because non—binary identity is made it doesn't made up identity. it doesn't anything even anything and they even non—binary people can't actually define it is defined as like a feeling on i kind of feel like a woman. i of feel like a man. well that's all well and good for you. but when it comes actual laws which this person trying to change, then it becomes interesting because when you try and create legislation to fit a feeling , it reveals. to fit a feeling, it reveals. then the emptiness behind . and then the emptiness behind. and this is really absurd quote here from the judge from the appellant's point of view the offence and bother of having to

declare yourself a gender you've never been is just intolerable. it have but what does it must have been. but what does that he's that mean? because he's now asking a gender. he's asking to be a gender. he's never kissed, doesn't never been kissed, doesn't exist. he's saying that it's madness that people have fallen for california for this because in california but it doesn't but this could be it doesn't make because i've make sense to me because i've lived here for too long. but maybe it makes sense because it comes the things comes america all the things that country has fought that this country has fought against turned out to against that turned out to really customer really good like customer service, it is service, like ice cubes. it is like there was no war because. some a restaurant some portions in a restaurant when to this like when that came to this like a like something else . okay, so like something else. okay, so all the good american stuff and you're thinking this is one of the next employment that's going to what it to come over. you know what it is? don't let's give the is? we don't let's give the american a that's all. well american guy a that's all. well but i just call him american guy just committed hate crime and just committed a hate crime and you've just. yeah yeah. i leave it to entire argument and it to your entire argument and classic say that we need to classic you say that we need to send some of these americans, luis, coming and luis, coming over here and ruining our laws. but before i get more, so let's do the mail. the one problem always had the one problem i've always had with is that they with celebrities is that they don't men, josh, in these don't allow men, josh, in these seven sorority sisters, sue,

university wyoming for university of wyoming for admitting woman who they admitting a trans woman who they allege has voyeuristic appeal to them while visiting aroused an and this is about a person called artemus langford , who's called artemus langford, who's 21. he joined that chapter in 22 two. he's six foot two. yeah he weighs hundred £60. he's a beautiful woman. he is beautiful beautiful woman. he is beautiful beautiful woman. he is beautiful beautiful woman. he's trying to get to live she or whatever inside this house with this 50 women and, they say that he sort of turns and they say he had an erection. they said that a few times he's had a pillow over his lap, classic pillow in my lap right now. that's how, you know, he's definitely a man. it definitely . took away my pillow. definitely. took away my pillow. louis yeah, yeah. and it's a very american solution. this one they're suing, you know, and that's the great way he goes back to courts, because when he goes to the courts with this stuff, it shows some of the dangers here, all of just allowing a man into this female

environment, a female . i'm a environment, a female. i'm a radical feminist now because . radical feminist now because. i'm against this. it's so my views changed. i'm suddenly a feminist. louis mean, this is the people that support this. he's like weird lefty, sort of middle aged male on twitter support like julianne. moore it's so bizarre. this it's so bizarre. louis this is madness. it it's madness because it's a sorority house. i've tried going sororities many times . and that was the first times. and that was the first court case. yeah that's why you left uk . is court case. yeah that's why you left uk. is this idea court case. yeah that's why you left uk . is this idea after left the uk. is this idea after you went to panama that and at the end of the day, at the end of the day, there are 50 women in this house, right? wasn't it isn't it supposed to be like 50 women, only seven are suing. and the i say let them in and the other i say let them in and do what women do, which is make make the guy's life miserable. that's feminist take of that's the feminist take of this. by the way, guys, you know what amazing and i'm just what was amazing and i'm just going here this was going to go to here this was incredible. this was of the women who complained about this were, told if you have something to say about this isn't respectful, yourself. respectful, keep it to yourself. it's like telling women to show up. progressive up. it's not progressive in. sort gender people,

sort of the gender people, they're called handmaidens. those that kind of those who do who do that kind of thing. we're fighting essentially rights , the essentially for male rights, the right a man who's an intact, right for a man who's an intact, you know, physically . he's got you know, physically. he's got all his bits, he's got a pillow. and for to go in and go for these women there anything i don't understand justice. it's often called misogyny. and i agree like if people are like assaulting j. and using assaulting j. king and using this it could become this discussing it could become misogynist is the misogynist acts. but is the motivation misogyny or is it sort this leftism , this woke sort of this leftism, this woke ideology, got of ideology, it's got out of control know, mean, is control, you know, i mean, is the motivation always the motivation has always existed far left . always. existed on the far left. always. i mean, if you look at the laboun i mean, if you look at the labour, they've never had a female it's always female leader. so it's always part it. and further left, part of it. and further left, you into the socialist you go into like the socialist party, i believe there was a lot of there were some rape accusations things accusations that things were that whatnot. that were withheld and whatnot. so part of so it's always been part of that. well, you'll be a that. okay. well, you'll be a few more tweets and let's move on.and few more tweets and let's move on. and j.k. rowling's production has had production company has had a significant in profit, and significant drop in profit, and i'm the independent can i'm sure the independent can barely glee. lewis barely contain their glee. lewis yeah , happy and yeah, happy about it. and everybody's happy about like, they way want to

they like the way they want to ang they like the way they want to bring station , you bring down this station, you know? gb news they just they want to see j.k. rowling fail because she said she said things you couldn't say. and the story is, her production is, is that her production company is down drop in company is down 74% drop in profit . and this isn't it profit. and this isn't it doesn't produce those books. one of those harry potter. harry potter. yeah wow. those famous bookin potter. yeah wow. those famous book in the world. what's that book in the world. what's that book come on. didn't read, does it? it's all the other stuff. because this woman is lost incredible woman. and i met her. i did an actual for her the dominion theatre. many years ago. i was one of them actually. i actually quite good and i was actually quite good and i met her and i didn't and she's an amazing, amazing being, not just a woman. now, she she's one of the only people who is actually sort of giving away enough money to get her out of the billionaire status. the idea that she's now being attacked somehow being far right or bigger for women's bigger for fighting for women's rights. a separate rights. but that's a separate thing funny thing thing here. the funny thing about it does about this story, and it does mention it it down is the reason

why these profits have dropped predominantly because of covid and the lockdown and that the money that came in from the theatre from this harry potter theatre from this harry potter theatre but at the very theatre show. but at the very end article they managed end of the article they managed to transfer back she's to get in to transfer back she's the book she as a woman the book that she as a woman who's killed being accused who's killed after being accused of and then also something about the they failed challenge the bbc they failed to challenge guess that transphobic guess to call that transphobic so well independent so they got well independent they the whole transphobia so they got well independent they there /hole transphobia so they got well independent they there somewhere hobia so they got well independent they there somewhere hobi'it thing in there somewhere and it might out that the might be pointed out that the computer that is based on computer game that is based on harry potter, which hogwarts harry potter, which is hogwarts legacy, massive success. absolutely it. i was around absolutely love it. i was around at friend's the other day. i at a friend's the other day. i play at a friend's the other day. i play it's an amazing game. play and it's an amazing game. i mean, for geeks. all mean, you know, for geeks. all right. so shout hogwarts is another cost of lockdown. they've to sort make it they've tried to sort of make it something to do with transphobia, it's but transphobia, but it's not. but i we've we all we've covered that. so we all love j.k. rowling. let's do the mail now. and top g used to just be something posted on his twitter, actually twitter, but now actually happened. g free. happened. josh top g is free. he's great andrew his he's a great g. andrew his brother and two of his angels are released on arrest from bucharest jail and investigation

into alleged human rape and crime gang offences. they've beenin crime gang offences. they've been in jail now for months. i believe . went to court earlier believe. went to court earlier in the week to this house. it didn't happen, but they appealed it. and now, now that's it. so they're now in a under arrest and the charges are what is it they're being held at this? no charges. there's no charges . no charges. there's no charges. no investigation. that's the whole thing. they just held them. and then basically there's this sex investigation in them for sex. yeah. yeah. they just held yeah. yeah. but they just held them stylishly. them there. it's stylishly. they've them for they've held them there for three i formally three months. i mean, formally yet. but they're for yet. but they're there for trafficking charges. no they're not there. no. no, that investigating trafficking investigating sex trafficking charges and what i'm thinking is, course, i've met we is, of course, i've met say we met him here. he seemed like a nice guy to me. don't i've never believed done that. did believed he's done that. he did this. did web cam. this. i believe he did web cam. she does because talks about it a never believe he did a lot. i never believe he did human trafficking, anything like that. hopefully proven that. hopefully it'll be proven for just been for now. they've just been allowed arrest. your allowed on house arrest. your take, my take that take, lewis. my take is that you're actually to

you're actually speaking to somebody human somebody who's been human sex trafficked. brought over trafficked. i was brought over to do what? to do to to country to do what? to do to have your child children to do punchlines. we've to be the mother of my children . yes, mother of my children. yes, apparently. we've got the tape . apparently. we've got the tape. so it's in trouble. lewis, can we see the both of his . oh, we see the is both of his. oh, is this oh, oh, this is the south pole. what he says when i'll be proven. i look forward to help create the greatest south episode of all time. south park episode of all time. yeah because he's going to yeah because he's. he's going to live what out of live the south what comes out of five know, you've made it five so you know, you've made it very trumpian. no, i mean, that's i don't that's the greatest. i don't think he had he had a phone in order to make a tweet like that at 13 hours he's at that time, 13 hours ago. he's just freed recently. no, just been freed recently. no, no. been mike tyson yet? no no. he's been mike tyson yet? no he's been tweeting. yeah. and that saying, how you that was me saying, how have you been tweeting? exactly. he doesn't bulgaria doesn't that bulgaria and romania romanian jail. he doesn't his sitting doesn't have his phone sitting there or there being michelle or the wire. have a phone. wire. he doesn't have a phone. he doesn't have a phone. i mean the thing about story is the thing about this story is his gave young men hope. his he gave young men hope. okay. which is which is why don't like him? because there is no hope. it's the death of love.

they to crush peoples. and with what they keep saying the death of love doesn't make. what's it mean? what does it mean? it means means these kids means it means that these kids today not make enough money. today can not make enough money. they get a bugatti any they can't get a bugatti any colour in order to in theory, attract a wife they can't get the people out there . they can't the people out there. they can't my kids age the young people. they can't buy a house they can't get out, i say and so they barely have a job do you think some woman is going to want a guy them barely get it. do you think he's giving men think he's giving young men false i think he's been false hope? i think he's been inspiring young he's inspiring for young men and he's given voice to, you know, given a voice to, you know, we're masculinity evil. we're all masculinity is evil. and obviously, the reason done so well he gives another sign so well is he gives another sign and not and says maybe it's not inherently evil to. be a man. but don't the but we don't know about the charges. out on arrest, charges. but he's out on arrest, which a good thing. and which is a good thing. and hopefully he'll my podcast hopefully he'll do my podcast when he comes out. it's called the current thing. so that's part. coming oh, part. so like coming up, oh, it's just had it's a great focus. we just had winston thomas over. yeah, yeah. you what you going to promote what college you josh college your but got you josh that's part three but coming is a couple of in the final section

that host meet charles king that the host meet charles king charles plastic woman that the host meet charles king chariin plastic woman that the host meet charles king chariin trouble tic woman that the host meet charles king chariin trouble for woman that the host meet charles king chariin trouble for changing n that the host meet charles king chariin trouble for changing in gets in trouble for changing in a changing room and the sickos refuse to wash their hands after peeing. you in 10 minutes

welcome back to headline is let's start with the mail and something never before seen in this country tasteless patriotic merchandise. josh cruel king charles costume with plastic is goes sale weeks before coronation. so got a crown it's got a long and white and black row and it's got these plastic is now as you say there's a tradition within this country of this kind of merchandise we love it. the this kind of merchandise we love it.theidea this kind of merchandise we love it. the idea of this is become a story and people are really sort of whining complaining about it and saying it's bullying and whatnot, i think is indicative of culture changed whatnot, i think is indicative of become ulture changed whatnot, i think is indicative of become incredibly changed whatnot, i think is indicative of become incredibly annoying. and become incredibly annoying. what you're really saying is it's non—story is what it's a non—story is what think it's a non—story is what think it non—story? i think it's it is a non—story? i think it's

very a very addictive story where at as a culture now. where we're at as a culture now. right, where can't take right, where you can't take them. i'm i'm because them. because i'm i'm because i know so know it begins. this is so ridiculous. bullying is not acceptable one acceptable on any level. one person it really person said, is it really punching down when it's the king got to be like, oh, what you got to be like, oh, what if you can't like anyway, love got to be like, oh, what if you can of ike anyway, love got to be like, oh, what if you can of course. anyway, love got to be like, oh, what if you can of course. but rway, love got to be like, oh, what if you can of course. but you, love got to be like, oh, what if you can of course. but you know, ve the of course. but you know, i mean, we've apparently got the picture the is, have we can picture of the is, have we can we look at that we go that's king charles that's the man is the is and it's the modelling the is and it's the modelling the is and it's the yeah. so my how i lost the yeah. so my job how i lost my job i think i think the biggest story is the that i hate to say it but charles is no looker never realised how really proper ugly he was. how do he was good look especially as the only my w was he was he wasn't looking. which is why you had problems with princess, which caused all the problems . now, caused all the problems. now, i would just like to apologise . would just like to apologise. it's just about you on gb news. you can't hang up by just that. you can't hang up by just that. you want to apologise for that ? you want to apologise for that? yeah. have to look very yeah. we don't have to look very handsome. king so that show point that's all you've got point is that's all you've got on to insult our great

on this is to insult our great can know i don't think can you know what? i don't think that to think he's great. i think immigration knocking on your the morning he has your door in the morning he has it himself have to it proven himself you have to himself to is safe. yeah so he did job you know when you did the job you know when you know i'm i'm an i'm an know me i'm i'm an i'm an american i'm an antero i'm sorry. yes right. you can be you can be whatever you want to be know. and i know i think know. and i know i don't think it's i've really nice it's quite i've really nice small i. yeah i think that small is i. yeah i think that the this country the worst about this country i shouldn't say this is the royal family i hate to say how dare you please forgive. send them back. that's what i about. back. that's what i say about. these americans, to move these americans, we have to move on before. you get on this before. you just get back i'll forever back into this and i'll forever let's see the times and the heathens trying to poison our engush heathens trying to poison our english breakfast with hash browns. belong browns. it doesn't belong in there. well, that's the that's there. well, that's the that's the americans here is it's the americans story here is it's basically basically they've done a they found out that a test and they found out that people i mean, on one side, the engush people i mean, on one side, the english breakfast society says that browns belong that hash browns don't belong historically don't belong. historically they don't belong. they've around since they've only been around since 1982 in this country when mcdonald's them over. and what we of a hash brown hash browns

is not real american hash browns anyway . a real american hash anyway. a real american hash browns are almost like bubble. okay will say that browns have actually been in this country since victorian times, but that's fine. not you know popularised by then. it didn't make sense if americans didn't know what did anyway. so on know what they did anyway. so on one hand, so the english breakfast society says don't eat hash browns on. the other hand, 60% of the british population that browns are the that hash browns are the mcdonald's style hash browns are the best thing about, mcdonald's style hash browns are the best thing about , the the best thing about, the engush the best thing about, the english breakfast. and then they don't belong in there. i mean, they don't like fried bread should be in the oc they don't like fried bread should be in the 0c black pudding even though it's awful has to be in that it can be the hash browns. never even hash browns. i've never even heard this. i mean, dad's heard of this. i mean, my dad's a chef and traditional english food. never heard of hash. food. i've never heard of hash. i hash but they i like hash browns, but they don't in english. but don't belong in english. but i think they absolutely and think they absolutely do. and according going along, according to and going along, 60% the public, there's two 60% of the public, there's two interesting things. the interesting things. one is the traditional british english breakfast only breakfast as we know it, only actually creation actually is a post—war creation or that's when it or just that's when it popularised 1930s. but it may go

popularised 1930s. but it may go popular post—war with the sort of and whatnot. and of greasy cuffs and whatnot. and the is that we have the second thing is that we have that thing called that there's such a thing called the breakfast society . the english breakfast society. i'm terrified, but oh really ? i'm terrified, but oh really? why? i'm right, you know, and also they say when they were asked about bake because obviously they're not of the traditional thing, they said , traditional thing, they said, we're going to go there we're not going to go there right ? yeah. my god. oh, right? yeah. oh, my god. oh, come . because they come come. because they also come from america, bake in tomato sauce . that's a complete that's sauce. that's a complete that's that's the that's hines. whatever it is, people . well, whatever it is, people. well, that we know that we have that means we know that we have sugar causes diabetes how to get that in don't get out lewis we've got to move on. but they're going to do their shots. let's take louis j for doing again. let's do the mirror. a woman tries to get changed in a room. has feminism gone too far? the woman warning for being naked in swimming, changing rooms. so this is an ocean swimmer she's part of like surf club. this is in australia . and club. this is in australia. and they put up a sign that says if go say don't go nude . yeah,

go say don't go nude. yeah, yeah. you put a towel there in, you can kind of switch over. you've a shower in your bathing costume and. you've got also cover yourself up when you're changing whatever and they're saying it's to protect and this is just ridiculous just on you. society's getting mad , isn't it? society's getting mad, isn't it? yeah. so she's just basically quit and said, this is ridiculous. i think i think escape notice to myself think you went there is it is that kids today you don't see their parents being nude and they don't have they they're not in homes a male and a female so there's a chance that there's this very little nakedness going on natural and we've only got one bathroom strobe showers or whatever. so we just to do it, you know, it's like you need a need to go have a poo. yeah, i'm, i'm not getting out of the shower for it. right. you know, can i just tell you something? that's when tie into your patreon link by saying we don't even do have page early. don't even do have page early. i don't have bathroom in your house have one bathroom in your house there video in this

there is a flat video in this house. let's not be too sympathetic never sympathetic because i'm never going to be alone and most people do daily. people are. let's do daily. start the most disturbing start with the most disturbing story covered this show. story ever covered on this show. the don't wash their the freaks who don't wash their hands after peeing. yeah, you would a freak because would call it a freak because are mental. how dare you for washing because washing my hands, lewis because you you wash my hands you mental, you wash my hands everyone . it's the one thing everyone. it's the one thing i've covered it's the one thing that's proven to actually make a and i am an obsessive hand washer but i probably never washer but i also probably never had maybe in had kobe had something. maybe in 2022 might've been flu i never had obviously didn't get the had it obviously didn't get the vaccine your vaccine in where washing your hands all about. hands is what it's all about. actually true. hand—washing actually not true. hand—washing can stop you from having certain food hand food type diseases. you are hand washing well. lewis washing treatment as well. lewis he virus was just he was at the virus was just don't exist the hand—washing is what i'm not saying you shouldn't wash your hands thank you but . this shouldn't wash your hands thank you but. this this woman you but. this woman this woman says she doesn't wash hands. she basically the entire basically told the entire doesn't your hands. and doesn't wash your hands. and that's faux but that's a really faux pas. but the point is you don't need to wash hands as much as wash your hands as much as people are washing their hands. it's probably actually causes more problems by but that's more problems by here but that's a certainly

a slightly is. but certainly as someone to her well what someone said to her well what about don't touch the toilet about don't you touch the toilet and other but weird and various other but the weird thing says oh what i do thing is she says oh what i do is when friends are visiting as i on the tap and i wait in i turn on the tap and i wait in there for a while, i'll just wash your hands. if you're going to do it. principal she won't put the water. yeah. put them under the water. yeah. so you most people. you so you waste most people. you mean bathrooms. so you waste most people. you mean bathrooms . a of mean in bathrooms. a lot of people their hands people do not wash their hands after did . you see, this is after they did. you see, this is also something got to finish also something we got to finish it brilliant for story, it was brilliant for your story, but move on. that's but we've got to move on. that's pretty for let's pretty much the show for let's another look at saturday's another quick look at saturday's front pages. so the daily mail has at last, a deal to turbo charge the charge brexit, britain, the telegraph to telegraph goes with biden to turn coronation invitation turn down coronation invitation the guardian has tories turning rivers consumers says the times trump refused to be handcuffed, vowed lawyers the mirror o'grady's legacy for the liverpool star's death sparked a surge in donations for dogs home and that is pretty much a daily star so overcharges i don't agree with that headline so i

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