hello there welcome back. i'm bethany elsey keeping up to date from the gb newsroom. history has been made in the us as donald trump has been formally arrested and his personal he pleaded not guilty to 34 criminal charges in a new york court. he's first former us president to charged with a criminal offence . he was criminal offence. he was indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records as well as covering up hush money payments during his 2016 election campaign . he denies all election campaign. he denies all the allegation , as prosecutors the allegation, as prosecutors say they'll , request a trial in

say they'll, request a trial in january next year. but mr. trump's lawyer called that timeline aggressive and asked for a date in spring. the manhattan district attorney , manhattan district attorney, alvin bragg said no one is above the law . under new york state the law. under new york state law is a felony to falsify business records with to defraud and intent to conceal another crime that is exactly what this case about 34 false statements made to cover up other crimes. these are felony crimes in new york state no matter who you are we cannot and not normalise serious criminal conduct cokie minutes detailing donald trump's have been released to the a move his lawyer has described as wrong saying it shows the rule of law has now died in the us. they accused the former president of suppressing hush

money payments 120,000 and £105,000 to two women, one of whom is the adult film star stormy daniels. it's also he paid £24,000 to a former doorman who alleged that trump fathered a child out of wedlock . donald a child out of wedlock. donald trump has now boarded plane and is on his way to florida. he's expected to speak outside of his mar a lago residence in early hours of the morning . in other hours of the morning. in other news, finland has officially become the 31st member of the nato alliance. the expelled triggered by the invasion of . triggered by the invasion of. ukraine roughly doubles the length of the border that nato's shares with russia. the kremlin is warning the move raises the risk of conflict and threatened to take countermeasures . a to take countermeasures. a mother and stepfather have been

convicted over the death of their toddler. convicted over the death of their toddler . two year old lola their toddler. two year old lola james attacked in her home in haverford west in pembrokeshire back july 2020. died in hospital four days later after suffering catastrophic brain injuries . catastrophic brain injuries. kyle bevan was found guilty of murder and she named james guilty of allowing her death . guilty of allowing her death. they'll both be sentenced later this month . you're up to date on this month. you're up to date on tv, online , radio and tune in. tv, online, radio and tune in. this is . now, though, it's time this is. now, though, it's time for headliners . for headliners. hello welcome to headliners. i'm evans joining me tonight to go through wednesday newspapers. we have two comics who haven't left the studio since yesterday. show a little sleeping bags are still curled up like abandoned magnets the corner have steve eminem

corner or you have steve eminem , alan and leo. so how are you both.7 i'm achievement jacket . both.7 i'm achievement jacket. you've slept reasonably well . you've slept reasonably well. really? yeah. did you sleep loads . you need an eye mask, loads. you need an eye mask, that's all, isn't about the studio, to be honest . so quiet. studio, to be honest. so quiet. i'm still down here in this nuclear bunker that we operate . nuclear bunker that we operate. it's a lot more peaceful than my own bedroom. so let's have a quick peek at some of the stuff going to be talking about. look at front pages of all the at the front pages of all the telegraph. have trump under arrest a fairly straightforward account there , the guardian, account there, the guardian, trump pleads not guilty to 34 charges in hush case and a bit more we have the ipad hyper trump the reckoning . they are trump the reckoning. they are going for a quiz on biblical account of the whole thing express george to star in grandad's coronation the picture tells the story that the other three have come with the sun as our new queen new honorifics apply to camilla. that's being

ironed out. that's the honorifics not camilla and fine the daily star orange ma baby make history as he's the first prez charged with crime bigly so classic literate account there from the daily star those are the front pages . so let us kick the front pages. so let us kick off with the times . yes, they're off with the times. yes, they're leaving with the story of the sun. pretty much all the front pages. so trump has been arrested and charged. it's the first time a us president, a us president has been and charged for crimes they committed while in office although it seems to happen a lot in other i mean in france just seems to be a rite of passage for any retired president they go on to face criminal charges and obviously in brazil , criminal charges and obviously in brazil, south criminal charges and obviously in brazil , south america criminal charges and obviously in brazil, south america and lula actually spent nearly two years in prison and has come back and become president again,

which could do this seems to have just spurred his campaign . have just spurred his campaign. the donations, financial are piling on. sarah giving a lot of to his his grievance that he's being persecuted because it looks like he's being persecuted. this is a very flimsy and very technical case that could all fall apart and probably fall apart because probably will fall apart because trump's lawyers. trump's got very good lawyers. so a misdemeanour. it says so it's a misdemeanour. it says he put hush money down his legal expenses, which is misrepresenting it? but then that misdemeanour then allowed federal offence is are income campaign finance to occur. but it is completely untested think i think they've made a huge mistake persecuting and prosecute trump like this as far as we know i'm not seeing this in black and white yet actually serving jail time would not necessarily preclude him from running if he was to get through the other side. it could be like one those rapper who records one of those rapper who records an , the forward. you an album, the forward. and, you know, can become know, he can he can become president from the president from jail the interesting he does

interesting would be if he does president and is sent to jail he could commute his own could then commute his own sentence. yes and himself out. i mean, i'd love to say that i'd the history books not that i necessarily want trump to be president but i'd it just president but i'd want it just for that particular story and it would stop him going to the stump a of stump and making a fool of himself, wouldn't he, in the run up election as well. it up to the election as well. it was a point. mean, remember was a point. i mean, remember june or 15 even, let alone june 2000 or 15 even, let alone into he was building and into 16 and he was building and building i remember on building i remember saying on various well people building i remember saying on variouseem well people building i remember saying on variouseem understandple building i remember saying on variouseem understand was didn't seem to understand was his love the fact that he kept getting away with stuff how can you say like it was you possibly say like yes it was like arsenal were nine you possibly say like yes it was like arsenstillare nine you possibly say like yes it was like arsenstill holding nine you possibly say like yes it was like arsenstill holding on ne you possibly say like yes it was like arsenstill holding on you members still holding on you know well they know you didn't think well they deserved be sent yeah deserved to be sent off. yeah i it's i'm not a legal expert i certainly thinking i was talk about this but there's a legal to say he should that hush to say he should get that hush money yeah because if money back. yeah because if one thing has happened is hush. thing has not happened is hush. yeah you know if you've committed be committed a crime you can be held account for. everyone committed a crime you can be held to :count for. everyone committed a crime you can be held to be jnt for. everyone committed a crime you can be held to be having everyone committed a crime you can be held to be having these ryone committed a crime you can be held to be having these sidee seems to be having these side arguments, these distraction conversations about whether it is whether other is political, whether other people account for is political, whether other peo same. account for is political, whether other peo same. sure account for is political, whether other peo same. sure the account for

is political, whether other peo same. sure the general�*nt for is political, whether other peo same. sure the general rule' the same. sure the general rule is guilty of a thing, is if you're guilty of a thing, you found of you can be found guilty of a thing. yeah, but it is true in america we have to we talked about last night some about this last night to some extent, but know, there is extent, but you know, there is such a history of american presidents kind presidents having this kind thing been thing on trump has been portrayed who is portrayed as somebody who is simply know a philandering fool, you kennedy and to you know, whereas kennedy and to name but two were at least as on this particular front and it seems a weird thing to try and get them on when it's such a flimsy case there are other flimsy case when there are other things? mean, are lots things? i mean, there are lots of cases criminal and i'm civil a being held a believe being being held against trump and some of them are around election interference which much more serious which is a much more serious charge more of clear charge and a much more of clear cut with a lot precedent. cut with a lot of precedent. thing to, to prove. well, thing to, thing to prove. well, let's have a look the let's have a look at the telegraph, see what i've got. there go with war. there they go with us to war. they also have trump under arrest because everyone has to have picture. but they also have this picture. but they also speak pm to protect speak of the pm to protect biological change biological women and change to the law by changing the equality law by changing when says sex they say when it says sex they say biological sex. you can look at the phrase by a logical women and think of as just a normal

way of describing women mean it still sounds like like a kind of washing or something. washing powder or something. yeah and bio seems like a slur. yeah. people only say biological for washing powder or warfare , for washing powder or warfare, it will be on the three category. three category means to come bunches. but you can't say the third one of these . but say the third one of these. but i don't want to say that this might not benefit women. this is probably the point. if your argument is that this is not of benefit cost them anything so you could do it. i think there's an argument if it an argument to say if it clarifies the law, then why not? because nothing. none the newspapers seem to mention the fact be illegal fact that it will be illegal to discriminate someone discriminate against someone because transgender. so because they are transgender. so everyone will be being represented . it's is good, isn't represented. it's is good, isn't it? yeah, absolutely i think they absolutely signing on of good legislation . it has to be good legislation. it has to be unambiguous. you have to draft it in such a way that it cannot misunderstood. and that does mean first, you know, you can argue about what trying to say in parliament and in in in parliament and in committee and so on. but when

you're actually coming to draft, it has to be clear and this is something that, of course, we've spent last 2000 years thinking was and now was fairly. yeah, and now suddenly up for suddenly it's up for grabs. i mean, it's interesting that, you know, we're not even going that far back. we look at the equalities act for too, it's a muddle, gender muddle, you know, sex, gender just how much the just shows how much the landscape changed. and no, landscape has changed. and no, you people with you know, people do sex with genden you know, people do sex with gender. but there will now be i think there have already been people, although i don't know whether have whether they would have very ranking dispute. ranking status in this dispute. you know, governmental level you know, the governmental level who are saying so does biological y, biological mean x, y, chromosomes , sorry, chromosomes, sorry, x x chromosomes, sorry, x x chromosomes or does biological mean they've had a they've had significant enough surgery and we we need to be able to we need we need to be able to head off this rather. i never believe that god till no nothing . jesus, need you more than . jesus, we need you more than even . jesus, we need you more than ever. snakes do it . ever. you the snakes do it. well, jordan peterson would say the is dna, wouldn't he? the snake is dna, wouldn't he? i think he used to say that was the double helix and anything else on that front page. to else on that front page. we to talk about steve, we've covered the trump and the biologic

the trump thing and the biologic redefinition mean there's a story about golf breakaway is i'm not to move by that golf sale what do you got in the guardian now so the guardian his own story tick tock is being fined £12.7 million for child data breaches . this fined £12.7 million for child data breaches. this this is the information commissioner's office. office says that 1 million children under aged under 13. so 13 is the cut—off point for using the app. we're using the platform in 2020, despite being forbidden from using it, and there've been some big fines levied against social media in recent years. so instagram was fined £348 million by irish regulator and that's half their gdpr . and what did half their gdpr. and what did they do? they did it more than apple. have paid in tax in a decade. yeah i mean you do the guard to go down to like mark zuckerberg's house and you shake him down. stop taking the grandfather. most insist. yeah this is i mean, i think there's a lot of political pressure

coming against tiktok owned by a chinese company, bytedance and is of the ways china just is one of the ways china just sort exerts power in the west sort of exerts power in the west and really sows degeneracy amongst amongst the west. you it pushes all this gender ideology convinces children they need to transition and sexualised stuff and they just they just the platform itself just a mechanism is an absolute mind and it's addictive. yeah the next out that gets invented will also be addictive that's how these things work. the algorithm knows what you're interested in. that's see more that's why you see way more gender content. there's a thing the with why i own a c, the story with why i own a c, bach the sistine chapel. bach and the sistine chapel. interesting that's not true. that's true. you if you that's not true. if you if you use tiktok in china it's use tiktok in china where it's even tiktok, it's called even called tiktok, it's called doing over there shows, you doing an over there shows, you know, algebra . and so this stuff know, algebra. and so this stuff is china china actually wants to keep it going. it is in the west just intent on driving our civilisation , the ground. it civilisation, the ground. it does describe some of the content is this sexually infused content is this sexually infused content and that's what they've worked out about loving it saying loads of that i bought

the it's my pillow , it the gk max it's my pillow, it didn't work. i get mine from essentially infused sounds like you've done something to the punch the christmas yes punch the christmas party yes exactly . and i love watching the exactly. and i love watching the fusion at the catalyst . i think fusion at the catalyst. i think they should rename it pickpocket . i think that would be pickpocket. would be pickpocket. that would be because what does. is because that's what it does. is it thief of time? oh it in and is thief of time? oh is the i mean, the data as well. so under under beijing's legislation they can can seize data from any chinese company . data from any chinese company. so for all tiktok say, oh no, we're not passing data to china under chinese they are. yeah well i'm sure that one will run on one. finally we have the sun news on camilla's new queen. and this more about just the use of the title because it says a king charles iii and queen camilla, because we've dropped the consort now is if anyone's going to read than go queen who's that then we who do we know then we know who do we know what's to be that what's going to be that confused? people it's confused? some people say it's too soon maybe it's not paying enough i don't enough respect. i don't know. find speed up and we

find it will speed up and we know you're talking about know who you're talking about and always understood actually know who you're talking about and ifalways understood actually know who you're talking about and ifalwajhadiderstood actually know who you're talking about and ifalwajhad aerstood actually know who you're talking about and ifalwajhad a king)d actually know who you're talking about and ifalwajhad a king thentually know who you're talking about and ifalwajhad a king then hisly that if you had a king then his wife queen. whereas if wife was the queen. whereas if you a queen, then her husband was the queen consort king, prince, prince it because . prince, prince it just because. at first glance you might assume he was in charge. i think i think it was to kind of just emphasise who is the duke of edinburgh. that was the of edinburgh. that was the of edinburgh. yeah. he was the prince his title edinburgh. yeah. he was the priterms his title edinburgh. yeah. he was the priterms of his title edinburgh. yeah. he was the priterms of how his title edinburgh. yeah. he was the priterms of how he his title edinburgh. yeah. he was the priterms of how he was1is title edinburgh. yeah. he was the priterms of how he was be title edinburgh. yeah. he was the priterms of how he was be seen in terms of how he was be seen next to the queen he's also the duke edinburgh. yeah, right. duke of edinburgh. yeah, right. i the same title. i don't i mean the same title. can call is she not the earl can we call is she not the earl of spencer or something. i mean, what if she if he was the prince of it and he was the prince of wales, the duchess of cornwall. duchess cornwall wasn't had duchess of cornwall wasn't had a number women but anyway number of women here. but anyway i mean, good luck to i think i mean, good luck to it. i think people things if just people things if they just say queen that's front queen well that's the front pages somebody's taking care of they're getting they're not going to be getting after us after after that. join us after a quick break more reported quick for break more reported doctors royal prank the doctors royal mail prank the backfired . much more bizarre to backfired. much more bizarre to see a couple of minutes .

i and welcome back to headline is with me simon evans the lovely kirsty and steve nice alan. those are their books it seems leo taking with wednesdays telegraph it seems like after having hardly been mentioned because it's not relevant someone actually care about the ethnicity of the new snp . this ethnicity of the new snp. this this story is hilarious. so karen adams is a politician has come out and said that questioning humza yousaf competence is racist . yeah, she competence is racist. yeah, she says the terminology used by people criticising humza yousaf since she's used lists is used by recent . since she's used lists is used by recent. he's since she's used lists is used by recent . he's been racist . by recent. he's been racist. it's a racist. i mean, you can this stuff up. i mean if you could make this stuff up, you probably get employed by the snp as speechwriter and she says she feared the misogyny nicola sturgeon endured as no flip to

racism towards hunter. i don't think there's misogyny towards nicola sturgeon. not even nicola sturgeon. i'm not even sure sturgeon woman sure nicola sturgeon was a woman a human. misandry , if a human. it was misandry, if anything, yeah. the anything, listening. yeah. the suspicion was not suspicion was that she was not womanly enough . yeah the womanly enough. yeah the criticism of humza yousaf you slip you use of is gen generally completely justified . he's just completely justified. he's just left his post as health secretary and new figures have just been published showing that cancer waiting times in a fall into the worst ever level while delayed discharges , a&e figures delayed discharges, a&e figures were also desperate and that's on top of three and a half times the drug of the rest of the uk. you know, the lowest life expectancy. it's an absolute car crash. the snp's because of just on independence, they've lost sight of anything, any other metric a government should be measured on. and i would also add the for me the most important criticism yourself is he a authoritarian he is a nasty authoritarian which is demonstrated beyond any kind think reasonable doubt kind, i think reasonable doubt with his hate crime legislation . i love this phrase of which. before i bring you in, steve, she says, just be clear. calling

somebody lazy who clearly isn't is racism , just be clear. i love is racism, just be clear. i love how people feel they can down the debate. a lazy assumption , the debate. a lazy assumption, much as i hate to just say here in a greek, because that's not what i'm for here as a logic person. then you get to the point her point of view means it's impulsive all to call him useless, regardless of you use this. may be. yeah, without this. he may be. yeah, without being is racism, which being shut down is racism, which he's politician. they're all he's a politician. they're all called all because called all the time because a lot of politician are. and even the ones who aren't, you call them useless. they're politicians. so the idea of shutting is racism. shutting it down is racism. obviously flawed. but it obviously is flawed. but then it also she writing in also say she was writing this in also say she was writing this in a as a newspaper column. and as someone who every so often churns newspaper column, churns out newspaper column, i realise how desperate you are for write up for content. you will write up anything 400 words. anything to 400 words. so i think i yesterday we talked think i like yesterday we talked about getting upset, the about her getting upset, the malicious booking into salon malicious booking into a salon i you have to fill the newspaper column. i do saying there has to come a point when you have the prime minister the mayor of and now the first minister of

scotland, all men of , what you scotland, all men of, what you call the subcontinent heritage people of colour there has to be some acceptance of country some acceptance of the country of great britain is not the worst racism that you could on that but mind it will never be enough for somebody without north of the wall staying now with the wednesday times and j.k. rowling rapidly becoming the de facto moral compass the nafion the de facto moral compass the nation this story nation interest, this story talks about her. speaking of the story , the rapist to avoid story, the rapist to avoid a jail. it's amazing in that they lead with her so much lead with her name so much because itself is so because the itself is so important . yeah. the they important. yeah. the fact they they've a celebrity they've got a celebrity condemning everyone should condemning everyone should condemn the story you got condemn it the story is you got this man who found guilty this young man who found guilty of rape have avoided jail because of his age at the time. and rape of a young yeah, and rape of a young girl. yeah, yeah. policy is that if yeah. the policy is that if you're under 25, that when sentencing, you should consider not jail because there's a chance that younger people could be rehabilitate and more. but come on this guilty of rape the room is sending a message to everyone in the country so it makes no when you read the full

article it says that you should be considering these in case by case cases . and that's where case cases. and that's where these things go that you get this rule that they think they have apply. in general, is have apply. in general, there is nothing to say, nothing stopping judge to say, oh, going to jail oh, you're going to jail for this. yeah. that this kind of this. yeah. so that this kind of rule probably fault, i would rule is probably fault, i would guess driving this, guess reckless driving this, little something. guess reckless driving this, little well, ;omething. guess reckless driving this, little well, it'sething. guess reckless driving this, little well, it's not1g. guess reckless driving this, little well, it's not going and you go, well, it's not going to make any better, but to make him any better, but sending to jail. but this. sending them to jail. but this. yeah is completely inappropriate. yeah. i know. inappropriate. yeah. no, i know. and know, it's at and it seems, you know, it's at the somebody is sent the same time somebody is sent to 14 months for to prison for 14 months for racist yeah. so it shows racist. yeah. so it shows there's a, there's a two tier justice system ideologically dnven justice system ideologically driven where, you know, spray painting imagery on. the wall is seen as worse than raping a child, which is absolutely. and it's example of the snp feeling scotland. so they've through this focus on rehabilitation which shows are nice and walk and cuddly until you realise you're talking about here you know some criminals deserve to go to jail and i do think we've seen some examples. we've covered a lot of these stories

where the college of policing has issued guidelines that young fairly green police fairly sort of green police officers perhaps officers have perhaps misinterpreted to or misinterpreted a bit to or whatever. understand whatever. and it's understand the police in those situations get confused. cannot any get confused. i cannot find any explanation or or exculpation for thomas ross case c who has spent 20 years working in the high court, you know, to i mean, is this story is that so that this is not the chap i've got it. got it wrong. got the name wrong. the judge in this case whose name is currently the judge, lord lake. sorry, yet i mean, you're a judge . you don't mean, you're a judge. you don't get to that job without having to make some calls about what the legislation intends and make some sort of decisions. yeah. and the judge actually says out loud in words, this is about your age. if you were older, you would be going jail. yeah. so clearly guess is that half of the story and fails to apply in this case. very, very strange. well j.k. rowling's name and celebrity status will tilt the

scales on that one staying with the times there few are targets would improve the nhs maybe get rid of doubles altogether sentencing yeah so nhs should slash the number of targets since it is to leave. no than ten national priorities. i don't know how many they've got at the moment. this is a government ordered review and yet they're saying, heard this saying, i mean, i've heard this said by the nhs, there's so much filling and much ticking to filling and so much ticking to make so much it is replicated across across different forms to show they're hitting all these, you know they've done these particular things and people to particular things and people to particular pathways and stuff . particular pathways and stuff. so they're seeing a few targets will concentrate the minds of gp's and other people in the nhs or on, you know, more important things to be more effective and. an excessive focus on targets actually leads to gaming where people, you know, do things to hit the targets , but they're not hit the targets, but they're not really doing the things that need to be done, like teaching to the test in school. isn't it

kind of going we just want you to get through exams. it doesn't kind of going we just want you to get �*if'ough exams. it doesn't kind of going we just want you to get “if you1 exams. it doesn't kind of going we just want you to get “if you walkns. it doesn't kind of going we just want you to get “if you walk the it doesn't kind of going we just want you to get “if you walk the dooresn't matter if you walk the door having learned nothing of any value. yeah, absolutely. absolutely like that. but with the yeah. mean the heart surgery. yeah. i mean i feels right to i don't know it feels right to me instinctively it's probably the single most complex organism in the country, if not the world, isn't it? the nhs yeah. and this issue is, it's a tricky one to balance because you don't know otherwise. how will we know if well or not? but know otherwise. how will we know if course well or not? but know otherwise. how will we know if course there's or not? but know otherwise. how will we know if course there's ar not? but know otherwise. how will we know if course there's a scale but of course there's a scale problem, the things, the problem, the more things, the more you need. yeah more paperwork you need. yeah thatis more paperwork you need. yeah that is an amount you're that is an amount of time you're taking someone from doing something also the something else. plus also the paperwork. majors something else. plus also the paperwo remember majors something else. plus also the paperwo remember when)rs something else. plus also the paperwo remember when there was something else. plus also the papvirus'emember when there was something else. plus also the papvirus attackber when there was something else. plus also the papvirus attack on when there was something else. plus also the papvirus attack on theen there was something else. plus also the papvirus attack on the nhsere was something else. plus also the papvirus attack on the nhs thatas the virus attack on the nhs that logs all that data. yeah. and the reason they managed to hack logs all that data. yeah. and the rebecause,r managed to hack logs all that data. yeah. and the re because, they1aged to hack logs all that data. yeah. and the re because, they were to hack logs all that data. yeah. and the re because, they were still ack them because, they were still using those machines using windows xp. those machines must off and now it's must be taken off and now it's all well that's wasted in the gp recently, as you know, because a doubt and i doubt and, doubt everyone and i doubt and, and is , i mean i would give and it is, i mean i would give credit to my gp, i've been great. the surgery is sometimes slow. obviously there's long great. the surgery is sometimes slow. owaiting there's long great. the surgery is sometimes slow. owaiting the re's long great. the surgery is sometimes slow. owaiting the phone1g great. the surgery is sometimes slow. owaiting the phone and all queues waiting the phone and all that, but that is not anyone fault. you get the sense

fault. but you get the sense even there that they are , you even there that they are, you know, the administrative, you know, the administrative, you know, kind waiting for know, the administrative, you k|screen kind waiting for know, the administrative, you k|screen to kind waiting for know, the administrative, you k|screen to .ind waiting for know, the administrative, you k|screen to . yeah, waiting for know, the administrative, you k|screen to . yeah, yeah ting for know, the administrative, you k|screen to . yeah, yeah .ng for know, the administrative, you k|screen to . yeah, yeah . ig for know, the administrative, you k|screen to . yeah, yeah . i think a screen to. yeah, yeah. i think we need to introduce more competence to the nhs. mean maybe not privatise it completely, but people can choose surgeries and then you know, they can to the good ones and then the good ones get more money and get more funding from the government. there is i mean people talked about tokens education before now you education before now where you get four get everyone gets three or four grand year per and then grand a year per child and then you choose which school to you can choose which school to spend that. and in of them spend that. and in some of them will will cover it. you will that will cover it. you know i think that's going to happen health they're happen with health they're not careful because the worst scenario the scenario is that all the well—off know, flee well—off people, you know, flee private just expands and private sector just expands and the less well—off just the and the less well—off just left with an absolute, you know . it's good system. yeah it . so it's a good system. yeah it is at the moment. i love the fact you can leave a google review for your gp. so just as a i news now stephen the latest line of hoaxes that seems be making up more and more of the

news lately. this is a whatsapp that was sent to doctors it was striking doctors were told that they would dobbed in that the border force would get rid of it, which is a wind up because our border couldn't couldn't manage to deport with a teacher that says, please do for me. and so it was lewisham and greenwich nhs trust . we don't know who the nhs trust. we don't know who the person who sent this from, they've been told off because very much you can't say this and they point out under current they point out under the current immigration guidance, unpaid immigration guidance, an unpaid leave participate in a leave taken to participate in a legally organised industrial action so just to action is exempt. so just to calm everyone down, but this clearly was just a bit of manipulation trying to get people to not strike it does kind of feel to me it was a bit like can we because we got another estate and another one out to an estate and there was one yesterday as we've already mentioned with the snp woman had misunderstood what woman who had misunderstood what turned out to be just an administrative error. but she thought being trolled thought she's being trolled about bikini wax. about the bikini bikini wax. people thin people are just very thin skinned moment. this skinned at the moment. this well, next hour, we might well, this next hour, we might as well tie the two together. this is wednesday's express.

this is in wednesday's express. this is in wednesday's express. this fools joke this was in april. fools joke that yes, this is the that wrong. yes, this is the royal they've forced royal mail. they've been forced to after this cruel to apologise after this cruel april prank. so the royal april fools prank. so the royal mail and the communication mail staff and the communication workers union and the bosses are all in negotiations at the moment for a pay raise. so some thought it'd be a good idea to put up a poster saying you've been awarded an 11% raise. not only that you're going to be able use your car. we're able to use your own car. we're going to hire 10,000 telegram boys. going to hire 10,000 telegram boys . whoever this is a boys. whoever is on this is a means giving you april fools means of giving you april fools aren't normally something that's actually lightweight. yeah was 18. maybe yeah, yeah, yeah . 18. maybe yeah, yeah, yeah. people started crying about nobody's got a sense of humour in these things. so a spokesman for the union said for many royal mail the workplace is completely environment. we're nasty deaf jokes such as these are considered culturally acceptable . oh my god you went acceptable. oh my god you went off like that. they should have it. they'd actually put a saucepan full of water. mean

that's cool . dogs train, fight that's cool. dogs train, fight your hands . you know the joke your hands. you know the joke the royal mail did maybe it's a good joke. it just lacks delivery . well, that's statement delivery. well, that's statement by tell me after we got the secret language of racist football in fertility increases and the secret of living to 100. i wonder if those three stories or just the one. we'll see you in a couple of minutes.

and welcome back to headline is me simon evans the lovely kurt steve nice alan still live kicking off with wednesdays telegraph it seems like after you what we've we've all the way back to the beginning of the what's going on sorry but i have to on with the next story . yeah. to on with the next story. yeah. while they discover where the promise be in the telegraph is , promise be in the telegraph is, is in the bible as a pledge of

honoun is in the bible as a pledge of honour. no. before that one. before bucket is this before bucket of about is this football club . yes. yeah. some football club. yes. yeah. some football club. yes. yeah. some football fans in it say so and remotely or willing. it's the use of emojis. remotely or willing. it's the use of emojis . what they call use of emojis. what they call non—direct language is managed . non—direct language is managed. help away from the help races stay away from the moderators right. and can moderators right. and i can understand how using emojis does makes more confusing . i makes things more confusing. i personally, enjoy personally, genuinely enjoy aubergine, which just means my use of emojis. aubergine, which just means my use of emojis . very confusing. use of emojis. very confusing. yeah but what they've done there by using this coded language harder the moderators harder for the moderators to spot it. well, just have spot it. well, you just have another that searches. they list images of monkeys , bananas and images of monkeys, bananas and vomit. well, then maybe just search for those then, i suppose. then just maybe that might just be that monkeys actually find bananas. might just be that monkeys actually find bananas . they can actually find bananas. they can be the analogy and yeah, they could be emetic . well, if you could be emetic. well, if you want to tell your friend a monkey so, so many bananas that it up. yeah. then you're going to going to jail for hate, right. mean i suppose there is right. i mean i suppose there is a traditional use of the monkey as a racist slur the context as a racist slur in the context of football. but this really of football. but is this really the best an internet like the best use of an internet like

looking look i mean, in looking for? look i mean, in terms of hate crimes , i don't terms of hate crimes, i don't know. it's maybe it is, but i'd say reason we have this say the reason we have this story is because this hate lab came up a search pattern to identify . well, i think you just identify. well, i think you just solved problem. you know, solved the problem. you know, know to the thing that know how to do the thing that stops getting the stops people getting past the moderators. a with moderators. i have a word with the moderators if it's just search. mean, i believe at search. i mean, i believe at some point will solve this some point i will solve this because just about all those people who are racist with machines group black machines or just group black racists , they will they just racists, they will they just won't bring the tool. they won't be needed. they'll be given injections. but i do i mean, i don't know there's always been a certain of banter allowable in football. i'm not saying that i approve exactly, but i kind of i don't like this chilling effect. it's just add you went from saying you exist an organisation hate lab established that there's only one way it's going to go . i would just be looking to go. i would just be looking for it and it's this focus on ideas rather than material things. so we do have hate that

causes material harm . suicide causes material harm. suicide bombers blew blowing themselves up in pop concerts trying to trying to blow up maternity hospitals things things like that it why aren't they looking that it why aren't they looking that communication and that ideology and how those people are radicalised even within this story the number one footballer, the most hate that was directed a single footballer in that campaign was kane booing miles when missed that . i don't when he missed that. i don't know emojis sent him know which emojis sent him possibly pint the middle i mean and they're saying, oh, he's because those tweets are still up for months on but maybe they are but i doubt harry kane revisiting and we have just mixed up two issues people are trying to track down suicide bombers and that is a legal issue. this is i agree with not making these things legal issues but of the but getting out of ball the fines you the all the fines them you know the all the funding for this is being drawn away that's doing actual away from that's doing actual you good it is you know measurable good it is always these hope not hey is another one which no doubt started with the best of intentions but very soon you get

mission creep. it's the same before you know it they're starting put their where starting put their nose where it's not needed wanted and creating division it once creating more division it once you've killed once you killed the dragon you still got this big sword and you're around looking for things kill with big sword and you're around looisword. things kill with big sword and you're around looisword. leorgs kill with big sword and you're around looisword. leo timeskill with big sword and you're around looisword. leo times now vith big sword and you're around looisword. leo times now ith the sword. leo times now it could be the end of five. i'm back track. it could be on us so help me god . the second time help me god. the second time bible swearing jurors can be biased . i bible swearing jurors can be biased. i think bible swearing jurors can be biased . i think that's bible swearing jurors can be biased. i think that's a bible swearing jurors can be biased . i think that's a typo. biased. i think that's a typo. you mean based apparently jurors who swear in the bible are more likely? find the defendant guilty? if they decline to do the same and take a non—religious oath, according to study. so 60. the difference is 60% to 49. so 49% of the ones who made the oath of the bible were guilty were 60% of those who didn't make noise in the bible found guilty. this just shows that people who don't make an oath the bible are usually an oath in the bible are usually guilty . an oath in the bible are usually guilty. that's an oath in the bible are usually guilty . that's it proves . guilty. that's what it proves. no it could could as no joking, but it could could as easily be that as could. but

they are bound by morality . they they are bound by morality. they are presuming that it's the jury's are presuming that it's the jury's found them guilty in an otherwise completely arbitrary manner. yeah. just because they didn't swear on the bible where. you're absolutely right . you're absolutely right. it certainly . the certainly is plausible. the people who don't swear on the bible don't have powerful bible don't have as powerful a conscience restraining from. yes, steve, i say this news story is great for people like me as an atheist. it's pre warned swear on bible auto warned swear on the bible auto god give me all the different books on all of them. if it gets me off, absolutely does seem me off, it absolutely does seem to the first you to me that the first thing you should about is what? get should think about is what? get me here. you're me off here. and if you're standing there in court already out for like some old bird out there saying and you'll think, well, would i'm going to well, i would i'm not going to swear vine because that swear on the vine because that would me a hypocrite would make me a hypocrite i would make me a hypocrite i would that's a bit would think, yeah, that's a bit like but trump will like that. but donald trump will definitely and there's definitely on things and there's a an interview a breach of an interview in which gets little handprint which he gets a little handprint on the bible. it's a lovely clip where interview by two where his interview by two religious saying religious people in there saying what's the bible? what's your part of the bible? and he and says, i'd have and he pauses and says, i'd have to say all of it. yeah i like

books that focus on the bible. i i would say best of the big things. he's he's fantastic but yeah, seriously, i mean, anyone who doesn't understand there is a serious by semi serious point anyone who doesn't understand social at play to the social norms at play to the extent that you just put your hand the bible and use the hand on the bible and use the standard in that situation , you standard in that situation, you give me a little bit of tell about yourself in that situation on here, i was surprised that less 30% of those in the less than 30% of those in the study chose to make the religious yeah that's religious oath. yeah that's true. it's i think it's true. i think it's i think it's think it's good counsel to think it's a good counsel to thieves and robbers out there. but yeah the bible it's got nothing to lose it's what was it wager isn't the thing the religious theme steve it seems of being denounced by church as some gay and lesbian people offer the whole thing it's yeah new unsurprising research says that lesbian gay and bisexual people are far likely to be religious and therefore more likely to be found guilty in a court of law. that's what we've just worked out. the census

just worked out. so the census is the office of national statistics analysing this and two thirds of lesbian gay and bisexual people in england and wales have no religion. so who would thought that lg would have thought that lg people would actually think , you people would actually think, you know, all this group that says, i'm a sinner will burn in hell. it's not for me. i will say my parents live in norfolk. we all know for the last 40 years their next neighbours for quite next door neighbours for quite some period of time a gay some period of time were a gay couple who live next door and were heavily. they both were heavily. they were both sort of middle aged they both heavily the church and heavily involved the church and absolute pillars of church absolute pillars of the church based of the village. based community of the village. yeah, does depend yeah, it does kind of depend where you you know, we have an image, our image, i think possibly in our minds a gay person is minds of what a gay person is like. urban switched on, fast like. an urban switched on, fast moving i mean, like moving do what? i mean, like kind of social media buzz. yeah, yeah, exactly. yes, i probably digging myself huge hole here, digging myself a huge hole here, but there is a but i think there is there is a much gay community. many much wider gay community. many of actually heavily of them actually are heavily involved church. and it involved in. the church. and it would interesting flip the would be interesting to flip the statistic. it seems that a lot of religious people are actually 93v- of religious people are actually gay. that's as well, gay. yeah that's true as well, of well, jesus, no

of course. well, jesus, no doubt. no good them. they doubt. no good it them. they can't. left can't. we may not have left the building. would. i don't know building. it would. i don't know what to make of this. i mean, it's like there's some complicated that complicated statistics that they're a single they're trying to draw a single conclusion think conclusion from. i don't think you is interesting that you can. it is interesting that buddhism be more buddhism seems to be more friendly gay people. friendly towards gay people. they are 5% of 5.7% of buddhists and 3% of jews, compared to only 1% of hindus and less than 1% of sikhs are muslims . so those are sikhs are muslims. so those are your religions. if or if you're inclined, and the base number is that 37.5% of the general population an atheist, which means i think we need a bit more respect. it should be legal to mock me it should be here absolutely should be a yes certainly is agnostic. absolutely should be a yes certainly is agnostic . maybe not certainly is agnostic. maybe not i don't know baby news at last now in the in the telegraph and that chance for you to flex is it seems that briefing far from straightforward these days. yes one six people worldwide one in six people worldwide infertile to the world infertile according to the world organisation . also the fertility organisation. also the fertility available is inadequate and expensive right across the globe, so it pushes a lot of

hopeful parents into a poverty trap where they can't afford to have children. what's interesting is the fertility rate is or infertility rate is across all the continents it's slightly higher in the west. i guess that is because we're exposed to more. well, i would have a guess at this because there's one factor they haven't mentioned it and i went through it closely to try and understand and the age at which women and it is the age at which women start trying to have a family, of course. that of course. and that is a significant and don't mean significant and i don't mean this sort of preachy way. this in any sort of preachy way. you quickly, you know, ladies, quickly, you're but you're running out eggs, but there you are. but that's the grim reality it gets much grim reality of it, it gets much harder after about 33, 34. yeah, that, i suspect is what's going on west. the women are on in the west. the women are waiting, but was surprised to waiting, but i was surprised to see is so in the in see that is so high in the in the developing world and also obesity think obesity your obesity i think the obesity your fertility it also not just fertility but it also not just medically how medically also affects how attractive people attractive you are to people people want impress me. you people want to impress me. you are getting pregnant. don't are getting pregnant. i don't know bracket know that they would bracket that fertility. i mean, know that they would bracket thatis fertility. i mean, know that they would bracket thatis one fertility. i mean, know that they would bracket thatis one in�*tility. i mean, know that they would bracket thatis one in sixty. i mean, know that they would bracket thatis one in six infertile n, know that they would bracket thatis one in six infertile is this is one in six infertile is the then you read only the headline. then you read only goes infertility. goes affected by infertility. they been for

they basically been trying for a year and can't get pregnant year and they can't get pregnant then that is. well, i don't know. i just i would like to know. i just i would like to know how them it's that know how many of them it's that how much of it might be to do with testosterone levels a breast. another thing. breast. that's another thing. and know lower end i want to and know the lower end i want to see the technique. that see the technique. yeah that could be well the timing could be as well the timing could be as well the timing could the wrong road. i did could be the wrong road. i did love that definition defining . love that definition defining. infertility as a disease of male or female. when you've tried to get pregnant for at least 12 months of regular unprotected sex. so that's four times. yeah i would say . sex. so that's four times. yeah i would say. think it sex. so that's four times. yeah i would say . think it is i would say. think it is probably valid though . people, probably valid though. people, this kind of stuff should be made available if possible. i know several women who have been through ivf treatments and it is wateringly expensive, you know, can absolutely them pretty can absolutely leave them pretty much destitute just in comes along, you know, and that's a pretty horrific start as well. so i was i got to interview rawlinson years ago about this and a really point that and he made a really point that stayed me that if you break stayed with me that if you break your your leg doesn't work, your leg, your leg doesn't work, we trying to we fix it. yeah you're trying to have kids and doesn't work. why would so why isn't

would we not fix? so why isn't in the same conversation, given that we are really genuinely worried we need worried about this now? we need children? people worried about this now? we need childepressed people worried about this now? we need childepressed because )eople worried about this now? we need childepressed because of ple worried about this now? we need childepressed because of not are depressed because of not having children are the most enriching thing can do and enriching thing you can do and also single best thing, if also the single best thing, if you use you've you do use ivf, you've got a couple dozen the embryos couple of dozen of the embryos to choose. you can the to choose. you can select the total blue. i best. fantastic. now they should throw that in. well anyway buffet news for you now this is wednesdays independent . the genetic roots independent. the genetic roots of longevity . could we soon be of longevity. could we soon be rid of this blight the young? yes. out. what's the yes. they've out. what's the dna? you cause behind people who live over 100 scientists identify a cell composition and function that is unique to those live over 100. and i thought, wait a minute everyone you see in a tabloid you made it to like 105. exactly they'll put it down. i have a drink every day. i smoke, i fry up. what's that and that anecdotal evidence is in no important wowsers , so. in no important wowsers, so. yeah, but the actual story is in terms of living long genetics helps. what is your immune system, right? this is thing

this is some people's immune system can't working longer than other people's does. so how do it get one of these genetic systems? it's not really useful that do anything with that you can do anything with the stories impressive the actual stories is impressive about they collect the data. about how they collect the data. they conclusion is genetics . you they conclusion is genetics. you live longer so you might as well shoot. yeah. no, not necessarily . i mean, i did you quite frequently see this, but i just to see one today, the top two causes of death across the west have always been for a long time. it's heart disease is number one right by very long way. and a number two is cancer. and number three is like and then number three is like way down. i think be way down. i think it may be diabetes metabolic disorder diabetes or metabolic disorder or you it. so or whatever you call it. so those right . or whatever you call it. so those right. heart disease and cancen those right. heart disease and cancer, would not be you cancer, they would not be you would not be protected by an immune system as such which. well heart thing well yeah, the heart thing actually a complication. well the heart thing can certainly be the heart thing can certainly be the thing that kills you. is your given up. yeah. heart your heart given up. yeah. heart disease. a disease. but that's a complication ill from complication of being ill from other but in the heart. other things. but in the heart. yeah. final quick now from yeah. yeah. final quick now from us. join for . yeah. yeah. final quick now from us. join for. us you out for traditional matter. in the final

section we have madness . world section we have madness. world pirates, and women, a pirates, men and women, a different a smelly wife in relationship. you see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headline and straight to wednesday's guardian now leo and it's spin the wheel. time for this week's historical highs of diversity . so the highs of diversity. so the guardian is asking, were ships actually beacons of diversity and demand ? chrissie, as there's and demand? chrissie, as there's and demand? chrissie, as there's a new exhibition in in cornwall, it shows that there are queer female pirates , pirates of female pirates, pirates of colour, and they all got to vote an equal share of the grog. this is, of course, to a historian who the guardian in ideas must be propagated , even though he's be propagated, even though he's probably making it all. and so it also it reveals some some some stuff that really wasn't very woke at all. so apparently

they engaged in the slave trade and they threw black slaves overboard to drown, which i think does that's pretty far away from walk as far as i tell it is interesting to have to play it is interesting to have to play one very carefully. i can see they're obviously trying to stir up some interest in their in their new exhibition. fair enough. and have heard for enough. and i have heard for many that there were many years that there were female there there female pirates there were there were who concealed their were pirates who concealed their identity female but identity that were female but conceal men. and conceal their identity men. and they're also just obvious ones. there's reed, who there's one here, mary reed, who there famous engraving of there was a famous engraving of a ripping her top off as she's about to kill a bloke in order to humiliate him he to utterly humiliate him as he realises been beaten by realises he's been beaten by a woman. think this stuff has woman. i think this stuff has known by anyone was known by anyone who was interested in in a genuine historical a long interested in in a genuine historbut a long interested in in a genuine histor but they a long interested in in a genuine histor but they have long interested in in a genuine histor but they have tong interested in in a genuine histor but they have to be very time, but they have to be very careful because on the one hand, they go, oh, turns out they kind of go, oh, turns out pirates before the diversity however, they were also very evil. it was diverse. evil. yeah. so it was diverse. good. this idea people who good. this idea that people who stole actually peoples of stole were actually peoples of people colour. yes. that's people of colour. yes. that's not the sort walk thing to not the sort of walk thing to see, you know. and we all know

that piracy, like slavery is, you know, still on to this day. yeah by who, you know, yeah by by people who, you know, have to have william have to have their william wilberforce . they're quite wilberforce. they're quite diverse . what you got in this diverse. what you got in this day just the i it's got the word woke and it's one of those stories and they everyone's got their definitions so any sentence with the end circular logic it is logic but you're right it is simply to make happen what we've just we've just talked just done we've just talked a pirate exhibition down in cornwall, have cornwall, which wouldn't have happened without this pressure. i say it sounds i was going to say it sounds like it might be quite lively ideas bbc are using ideas now seem the bbc are using dystopian adult fiction tropes to interview presenters who want to interview presenters who want to keep jobs. i'm up for to keep theirjobs. i'm up for this well i've got a yeah they call it hunger games style interviews. mean no and interviews. i mean no bow and arrow don't want to ruin it arrow so i don't want to ruin it for there's no fighting for you but there's no fighting to death. full disclosure, i to the death. full disclosure, i was a local radio presenter until 2020. the pandemic happened i trimmed. i love happened and i trimmed. i love it. would have been it. yeah. so i would have been going so i've going through this now so i've got some where people got some sympathy where people have interview have this minute long interview to your where they say to say your job where they say you've 60 seconds tell us you've got 60 seconds to tell us why keep your job.

why you should keep your job. and i will say if you're a radio presenter and, you can't talk to time be out of a time should be out of a job. i mean, in all seriousness it's not as horrific as they not quite as horrific as they make does it? you are make it sound, does it? you are basically being asked justify basically being asked to justify your your job to do your job, which your job to do that of thing, be able that sort of thing, to be able speak coherent, to say it's a political debate, isn't it? basically should i not be chucked blue? you chucked out of the blue? you know, used to do these in know, we used to do these in sick then the issue is sick for well, then the issue is this is happening to the bbc and previously know job of the this is happening to the bbc and prev wasy know job of the this is happening to the bbc and prev was a know job of the this is happening to the bbc and prev was a job know job of the this is happening to the bbc and prev was a job foryw job of the this is happening to the bbc and prev was a job for life. job of the this is happening to the bbc and prev was a job for life. you of the bbc was a job for life. you know, you're a government and you're never going to be removed. you've got the steady money that's stolen from money that's being stolen from old just being in old women just being shoved in your messed that your back pocket. so messed that so i was coming on so much. yeah, i was coming on the story. right. funny the story. you're right. funny enough. who enough. so the bloke who is actually come to and true co—ordinated it all is nikki actually come to and true co—owhorted it all is nikki actually come to and true co—owho lad it all is nikki actually come to and true co—owho i think|ll is nikki actually come to and true co—owho i think is is nikki actually come to and true co—owho i think is on\iikki actually come to and true co—owho i think is on something hall who i think is on something boom families, which is a new station is picking up lots station which is picking up lots of two deejays. and of old radio. two deejays. and so hall if you're so i love hall nikki if you're watching no offence, he watching no offence, mate. he used on capital radio in used to be on capital radio in the seventies. he did a show called your mother wouldn't like it, which punk and so on. it, which was punk and so on. anyway a good one,

anyway so he's is a good one, but anyway, dirty next year they are their are living to their astrologically suggestive name for people that are for a change. so people that are born are more likely to born in april are more likely to be in and this just seems be famous in and this just seems i it seems sort silly you i mean it seems sort silly you know statistically they're more likely successful the likely to be successful the little and they no little way that is and they no idea they're not of a education upbringing. see they upbringing. but they see they see apparently persistence is still the most common is a this is a known story pretty much it's another example of mixing up correlation causation . yes. up correlation causation. yes. and also the months of different lengths you know, if you're born in february, you're just less likely be everything . sorry likely to be everything. sorry to it . it well, there are to ruin it. it well, there are certain things on there been absolutely beyond a doubt absolutely proven beyond a doubt that born the school year that you're born the school year which in this countries september in america is january the more likely you are to become a professional sports player, going to be player, yeah, you're going to be bigger. going to be bigger. you're going to be bigger. you're going to be bigger. and that's a nice feedback get used. feedback loop. you get used. being player, i don't being a good player, i don't know successful i know about, successful though. i mean, know what. the mean, i don't know what. the claim be things about claim might be things about there'll a repeating pattern there'll be a repeating pattern of suppose so if you

of when i suppose so if you you'll be one when spring you'll be one when it's spring if in april so that if you're born in april so that moves walk quicker. moves you on to walk quicker. yeah. probably a bit more yeah. it's probably a bit more like guess it. i think so. like guess in it. i think so. breaking now in math, breaking news now in the math, i'd like you to overcome. eliminate my limitations, deliver well deliver a well—planned, well judged response to deliver a well—planned, well judgactionable response to deliver a well—planned, well judgactionable slur. response to deliver a well—planned, well judgactionable slur. oh, ;ponse to deliver a well—planned, well judgactionable slur. oh, yeah, to this actionable slur. oh, yeah, i'm just going to get every angry because this doctor that this specialist from california is the difference is looked at the difference between men and female brains and they've just measured and what they've just measured blood so even that isn't blood flow. so even that isn't spot and says that women have spot on and says that women have healthier busier which means they go to jail times less than men do . causation again gets men do. causation again gets unkedin men do. causation again gets linked in that thing. that's the reason they don't go to jail. it's there. it's the brain. oh, the blitz. they're not christian. no, it is that's it ? christian. no, it is that's it? but then says that men live when they have a woman caring for them because the wife will moan. if you're texting when driving you patronising saying it's not psychiatrist the way to it. and then it says women have shorter lifespans because. they get the chronic stress from men all you trying to get laid is the only

reason that shorter lifespan they have long live longer life funds. i mean if you're saying if marriage they less if their marriage they live less long women this is long been single women this is the i'll tell you what i've i've noficed the i'll tell you what i've i've noticed anecdotally women who are roughly are widowed in their roughly live very long a productive out of their lives i have noticed this is more interesting they says men are 40% more likely to develop schizophrenia whereas are far more likely to develop depression and neurotic type disorder right and stress disorders so on. but that is that's a proven and measurable distinction . i don't know distinction. i don't know whether it's to do with bread, blood flow in, the brain. no. and our brains are different in of the two hemispheres are less connected in men, which means we end up with less ability to use words fancy. we're good at space. well, here which this gentleman has not been using words. relationship news words. this is relationship news , and said this this , leo. and he said this this bloke put foot in it by the bloke put his foot in it by the sound this guy says, sound of it. so this guy says, i refuse to share my bed . my wife, refuse to share my bed. my wife, if doesn't show first, if she doesn't show her first, she says, i'm overreacting. this sparked a debate with people saying force wife

saying you shouldn't force wife to a shower before she to have a shower before she gets into. sort agreeing with into. i'm sort of agreeing with those read down into. i'm sort of agreeing with tho wife's read down into. i'm sort of agreeing with tho wife's a read down into. i'm sort of agreeing with tho wife's a gynaecologisti down into. i'm sort of agreeing with tho wife's a gynaecologist and vn his wife's a gynaecologist and she comes home spattered and she . yeah, maybe think he's being not just reasonable i think he's being sort of faithful to her and who's a donor in the marriage. yeah yeah . he doesn't marriage. yeah yeah. he doesn't want to send around. you should always wash that you should the blood off your hands metaphorically that's in the hero's journey . come back after hero's journey. come back after battle and you can for entry i've always said that was important when the show is nearly so. let's take another quick at pages . quick look at front pages. telegraph trump under arrest. guardian trump pleads not guilty to four charges in hush money case the paper has trump the reckoning. the express has george to star in grandad's coronation. but an illustration of the trump the sun, our new and finally the daily star has bigly trouble . those were your bigly trouble. those were your front pages . that's all we have front pages. that's all we have time for you to my guests leo

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