because over from force to force because you-e— over from force to force because you-e already— over from force to force because you're already sort— over from force to force because you're already sort of branded , you're already sort of branded, if you— you're already sort of branded, if you like,— you're already sort of branded, if you uko, o— you're already sort of branded, if you like, a police officer. noo— if you like, a police officer. the vetting— if you like, a police officer. the vetting levels aren't necessarily— the vetting levels aren't necessarily as- the vetting levels aren't necessarily as high as they would— necessarily as high as they would be. — necessarily as high as they would be. so— necessarily as high as they would be. so and that can cause a would be. so and that can cause o problem.— would be. so and that can cause uproouom. out— would be. so and that can cause a problem. but the— would be. so and that can cause a problem. but the intelligence thou— a problem. but the intelligence thou-comes— a problem. but the intelligence that-comes with- a problem. but the intelligence that comes with that person that that comes with that person should— that that comes with that person should-mom.— that that comes with that person should them. obviously should follow them. obviously ano— should follow them. obviously and—oo— should follow them. obviously ouo—oo a...- should follow them. obviously and—be able to- should follow them. obviously and be able to see and you should be able to see moo.— and you should be able to see thou-know,- and you should be able to see thou-know, .- and you should be able to see that-know, i still- that. but you know, i still flunk— that. but you know, i still think there's— that. but you know, i still think there's and i think eyeouery— think there's and i think everyone does think there's and i think. everyone does-of everyone does the level of vetting— everyone does the level of vetting-oo- everyone does the level of vetting -to be - everyone does the level of vetting to be much, everyone does the level of- vetting-to be much, much vetting needs to be much, much stronger.— vetting needs to be much, much euougeu-iu— vetting needs to be much, much stronger. in northern stronger. police in northern ueoouo— stronger. police in northern rrerouo ore— stronger. police in northern ireland are warning their officers— ireland are warning their officers could— ireland are warning their officers could be targeted by oreeroerue— officers could be targeted by dissidents in— officers could be targeted by dissidents in london. “jrzrg dissidents in london. derry derry— dissidents in london. derry derry ou— dissidents in london. derry derry on easter— dissidents in london. derry derry on easter monday. that's after mi5 raised the terrorism threat level in the country to severe following the shooting of senior detective kyiv john caldwell. the psni says there's strong intelligence that attacks are being planned . a man who are being planned. a man who murdered his pregnant wife by pushing her off the edge of arthurs seat in edinburgh has been jailed for 20 years. his cctv images have been released showing kashif anwar and his wife fauzia javed, walking behind him. the 29 year old

pushed his wife, who was 17 weeks pregnant, down the hill. she fell 50ft weeks pregnant, down the hill. she fell soft and sustained multiple blunt force injuries. but before dying, she managed to tell a woman that her husband had been behind the attack . erg had been behind the attack. erg there's more violence today on the streets of paris as protesters continue to demonstrate late against a proposed new pension bill. they set fire to one of president emmanuel macron's favourite restaurants and clashed with riot police. there have been pockets of violence in france since january , but the protests since january, but the protests have until today been mostly peaceful and the king has signalled his support for research into the british monarchy's historical links with transatlantic slavery . but king transatlantic slavery. but king charles and the queen concert were today at a maundy thursday service in york , where the service in york, where the monarch presented specially minted coins to local people , minted coins to local people, thanking them for their outstanding christian service. the royals were greeted by well—wishers, as well as a handful of demonstrators holding

banners . not handful of demonstrators holding banners. not my king, you're up to date on tv online dab radio and the tune in app ulez gb news the people's channel where now it's the people's channel where now wsfime the people's channel where now it's time for headliners . it's time for headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm andrew doyle tonight. i'm- andrew doyle tonight. i'm joined by your— andrew doyle tonight. i'm joined by your uowre— andrew doyle tonight. i'm joined by josh howie and— andrew doyle tonight. i'm joined by josh howie and louis shaffer rere— by josh howie and louis shaffer here to— by josh howie and louis shaffer here to 90— by josh howie and louis shaffer here to go through friday's hereto go through friday's newspapers— here to go through friday's neueoooere .— here to go through friday's newspapers . how are you both.7 newspapers. how are you both.7 very— newspapers. how are you both.7 very good.— newspapers. how are you both.7 very good. very— newspapers. how are you both.7 very good. very good. you; very good. very good. we've louis— very good. very good. we've uours res— very good. very good. we've louis has just— very good. very good. we've louis has just shared with me his affirmations before the show. this is what he reads. wrot— show. this is what he reads. what does— show. this is what he reads. what does it— show. this is what he reads. what does it mean- this is what he reads. what does it mean .7 this is what what does it mean? this is what he reade— what does it mean? this is what he reads before— what does it mean? this is what he reads before he— what does it mean? this is what he reads before he does a heoohhe. — he reads before he does a headline. like- he reads before he does a headline. like a- he reads before he does a headline. / headline. like a prayer. yeah well, headline. like a prayer. yeah vveh, yeah.— headline. like a prayer. yeah vveh, yeah. so— headline. like a prayer. yeah well, yeah. so look— headline. like a prayer. yeah well, yeah. so look up.- headline. like a prayer. yeah well, yeah. so look up. - headline. / well, yeah. so look up. o" well, yeah. so look up. oh, so there— well, yeah. so look up. oh, so there good.— well, yeah. so look up. oh, so that's good. yes comedy- well, yeah. so look up. o" g: “in; comedy show. that's good. yes comedy show. it's that's good. yes comedy show. he o— that's good. yes comedy show. he o eoheoy— that's good. yes comedy show. it's a comedy show.— that's good. yes comedy show. it's a comedy show. yes- g: “in; comedy show. it's a comedy show. yes remember to it's a comedy show. yes remember oolfuhhy— it's a comedy show. yes remember holhuhhy, hours.— it's a comedy show. yes remember to.funny, louis. yeah- it's a comedy show. yes remember to funny, louis. yeah and no to be funny, louis. yeah and no shove— to be funny, louis. yeah and no ehohe h— to be funny, louis. yeah and no ehohe h the— to be funny, louis. yeah and no stake in the outcome . hmm. oh, stake in the outcome. hmm. oh, so you— stake in the outcome. hmm. oh, so you know— stake in the outcome. hmm. oh, so you know what— stake in the outcome. hmm. oh, so you know what that means ? it so you know what that means? it -h— so you know what that means? it

means. -it means- so you know what that means? it means. it means you're means. yeah, it means you're hee— means. yeah, it means you're heeleoy— means. yeah, it means you're free-say whatever- means. yeah, it means you're free say whatever you want free to say whatever you want vhhh — free to say whatever you want within certain _ free to say whatever you want within certain guidelines. ohm.— within certain guidelines. ofcom,-funny- within certain guidelines. l ofcom,-funny. louis ofcom, just be funny. louis says, oh, yeah, ofcom,- f louis says, oh, yeah, ofcom, we're rhovhe— says, oh, yeah, ofcom, we're moving -written - says, oh, yeah, ofcom, we're moving -written on - says, oh, yeah, ofcom, we're moving w cris“ rzzr" says, oh, yeah, ofcom, we're- moving-written on the back moving on. written on the back of receipt, way, we're of a receipt, by the way, we're going start by going through going to start by going through friday's covers. the going to start by going through friday's covers . the daily friday's front covers. the daily mail is leading— friday's front covers. the daily mail is leading with— ” cu? f the daily mail is leading with royals hit by mail is leading with royals hit hy hevv— mail is leading with royals hit by payout— mail is leading with royals hit by new payout payout demands erovery— by new payout payout demands over slavery links. _ by new payout payout demands over slavery links. the telegraph— over slavery links. the telegraph has ira terror fear oheoo— telegraph has ira terror fear ahead of— telegraph has ira terror fear ahead of biden_ telegraph has ira terror fear ahead of biden visit and the rhhee— ahead of biden visit and the rhhee re— ahead of biden visit and the times is running with strike to overwhelm — times is running with strike to overwhelm a&e._ times is running with strike to overwhelm a&e. the express has negotiated— overwhelm a&e. the express has negotiated o— overwhelm a&e. the express has negotiated a no.— overwhelm a&e. the express has negotiated a no. we'll fight ruth— negotiated a no. we'll fight huoh ho— negotiated a no. we'll fight putin to the— negotiated a no. we'll fight putin to the last man. the sun is putin to the last man. the sun he reoohe— putin to the last man. the sun is leading with— putin to the last man. the sun is leading with bad friday day. rhe— is leading with bad friday day. he he— is leading with bad friday day. he he going— is leading with bad friday day. this is going to— is leading with bad friday day. this is going to be a travel eooeh— this is going to be a travel chaos, apparently. and finally, the dehy— chaos, apparently. and finally, the daily star,— chaos, apparently. and finally, the daily star, which is going with— the daily star, which is going vhh hammo— the daily star, which is going with mamma mia or flipping eck, as we soy— with mamma mia or flipping eck, as we say around— with mamma mia or flipping eck, as we say around here. this is eorheohhe— as we say around here. this is eorheohhe oo— as we say around here. this is something to do— as we say around here. this is something to do with pronunciations. we're going to get oo— pronunciations. we're going to get to rheo— pronunciations. we're going to oer o the h— pronunciations. we're going to get to that in a— pronunciations. we're going to get to that in a moment. those pronunciations. we're going to get tryourt in a moment. those pronunciations. we're going to get tryour front moment. those pronunciations. we're going to get tryour front pagesunt. those pronunciations. we're going to get tryour front pages as those pronunciations. we're going to get tryour front pages as .those pronunciations. we're going to get tryour front pages as. so se were your front pages as. so going— were your front pages as. so going ro— were your front pages as. so we're going to kick off first vhh — we're going to kick off first with friday's— we're going to kick off first with friday's daily mail. josh whoo— with friday's daily mail. josh vhoh ore— with friday's daily mail. josh what are they— with friday's daily mail. josh what are they leading with?

hoyohe— what are they leading with? hoyoh hh— what are they leading with? hoyoh hh hy— what are they leading with? royals hit by new payout demands ehovery— royals hit by new payout demands over slavery links. _ royals hit by new payout demands over slavery links. so this actually— over slavery links. so this actually is come from the guardian . and we revealed guardian. and we revealed yesterday how the guardian are like, we're going to really look into slavery now and what we did because because a few weeks ago, the guardian was like, oh, it turns we had a bit to do turns out we had a bit to do with slavery. yeah, well, they knew— with slavery. yeah, well, they knew they-ve— with slavery. yeah, well, they knew they've known- 3 yeah, well, they knew they've known that for a hone— knew they've known that for a long time— knew they've known that for a long time, that— knew they've known that for a long time, that the guardian was founded— long time, that the guardian was founded _trader,- long time, that the guardian was founded—trader, a- long time, that the guardian was founded trader, a man founded by a slave trader, a man who— founded by a slave trader, a man who-hrs— founded by a slave trader, a man who-his fortune— founded by a slave trader, a man who-his fortune in- founded by a slave trader, a man who his fortune in the who made his fortune in the cotton— who made his fortune in the cotton-john- who made his fortune in the cotton -john taylor,i cotton trade. john taylor, i think his name was. but now they. they made a statement about reparations a few weeks ago, they're going to ago, but now they're going to research the monarchy's slavery . cynical person might say that they— . cynical person might say that they-theo— cynical person might say that they that particular they published that particular prece— they published that particular preee rush— they published that particular preee iuer eo— they published that particular piece just so they now piece just so they can now huhheh— piece just so they can now ouhheh oh— piece just so they can now publish all these pieces that publish all of these pieces that they-re— publish all of these pieces that ohey-re—ohouol publish all of these pieces thatl they're—about the they're planning to do about the royal—aho- they're planning to do about the hoyoh—hho thel royal family. exactly and the story— royal family. exactly and the story-guardian- royal family. exactly and the story guardian says story in the guardian says and ther— story in the guardian says and their headline— story in the guardian says and their headline slightly their headline is slightly different,— their headline is slightly- different,_signals different, king charles signals fireh— different, king charles signals her—hor- first explicit support for research monarchy's research into monarchy's slavery hee— research into monarchy's slavery hee .— research into monarchy's slavery hee . aho— research into monarchy's slavery hee . one the— research into monarchy's slavery ties . and the way— research into monarchy's slavery ties . and the way that they sort ties. and the way that they sort of ties. and the way that they sort oh-h— ties. and the way that they sort oh-h re— ties. and the way that they sort oh-hh he hhoh— ties. and the way that they sort of it is that because of of imply it is that because of ther— of imply it is that because of their investigation that this is where— their investigation that this is what's happening now. but oehuohhy— what's happening now. but oehuohhy h— what's happening now. but actually it turns out he did it in actually it turns out he did it he oehoher. — actually it turns out he did it in october. so— actually it turns out he did it

in october. so this is a weird hhhhd— in october. so this is a weird thingr hen-h— in october. so this is a weird rhhhg, heh-h h,— in october. so this is a weird thing, isn't it, louis? i mean, i thing, isn't it, louis? i mean, h eouhu— thing, isn't it, louis? i mean, h oouhu eave— thing, isn't it, louis? i mean, i could save them a lot of time and we just say, you know, any aristocrat dates before the year 1800 have either been 1800 will have either been involved with slavery or supported slavery. don't worry about dead about it. they're all dead right? there go. that would right? there we go. that would probably and probably be the easiest and quickest and we're quickest thing to do. and we're all of those people, all descendants of those people, right? everybody in right? yeah. and everybody in her— right? yeah. and everybody in hoh-vorho— right? yeah. and everybody in half-world has— right? yeah. and everybody in half-world has either- " 37 “43?“ and everybody in half world has either been half the world has either been ehehoveo— half the world has either been ehehoveolor— half the world has either been enslaved lor were - half the world has either been enslaved or were slaves . enslaved or or were slaves. vuehh. — enslaved or or were slaves. vuehh. vveve— enslaved or or were slaves. well, we've all— enslaved or or were slaves. well, we've all we- enslaved or or were slaves. well, we've all we are- enslaved or or were slaves. well, we've all we are all no doubt descendants of slavers and slaves. many slaves. and as i've said many times, as a jew, i'm still waiting for my money for reparations from the egyptians, for enslaving us in the land of eqypt for enslaving us in the land of egypt during the passover thing, whatever, whatever of that, by the way. yeah. happy passover. hvoehhy— the way. yeah. happy passover. hvoeohy. huh— the way. yeah. happy passover. exactly. but at the time but again, which pharaoh are you going to contact about that? which egyptian are we going to go over— which egyptian are we going to go over-egypt— which egyptian are we going to go over egypt and demand go over to egypt and demand honey— go over to egypt and demand rhohey hom— go over to egypt and demand money from these people? e money from these people? it's a very— money from these people? it's a very ehhppery— money from these people? it's a very slippery slope. it's- money from these people? e it's not very slippery slope. it's not even that slippery. - it's not even that slippery. but it's a very— even that slippery. but it's a very rhoeehve— even that slippery. but it's a very massive slip. it doesn't reouhre— very massive slip. it doesn't reouhre reor— very massive slip. it doesn't require real investigation. i mean, we-about- require real investigation. i. mean, we-about various mean, we know about various connections royal connections that the royal family with slave family has had with the slave trade years. mean,

trade over the years. i mean, elizabeth, had a stake elizabeth, the first had a stake in drake's voyage, which in francis drake's voyage, which was involved with slavery. so what what's yeah, fine. on what do we what's yeah, fine. on a historical level, let's you know, know these know, we already know these things. historians already know them, let's talk them, but fine, let's talk about them. but them. absolutely fine. but there's element to there's an added element to this, isn't there? which is like, let's blame the royals. let's them maybe apologise like, let's blame the royals. le'something.3m maybe apologise like, let's blame the royals. le'something.3m ithese apologise like, let's blame the royals. le'something.3m ithese people. 3 or something. all these people. and but it also seems and it does. but it also seems he— and it does. but it also seems he king— and it does. but it also seems like king charles— and it does. but it also seems like king charles is sort of eoohruhorhhe— like king charles is sort of capitulating to— like king charles is sort of capitulating to some level. he hovee— capitulating to some level. he hovee hh. — capitulating to some level. he loves it. he's— capitulating to some level. he loves it. he'slmean,- capitulating to some level. he loves it. h; s capitulating to some level. he loves it. any7 loves it. he's i mean, why why? well, i mean, he— loves it. any7 well, i mean, he apologised last year:— well, i mean, he apologised last year-hov— well, i mean, he apologised last year-how heohhe— well, i mean, he apologised last year, now people are saying, year, but now people are saying, oh, year, but now people are saying, oheve-h— year, but now people are saying, oh,-even that's- year, but now people are saying, oh,-even that's not. oh, that's not even that's not enough. — oh, that's not even that's not enough- ehve— oh, that's not even that's not enough. like, you— oh, that's not even that's not enough. like, you got to get hoo— enough. like, you got to get hero in,— enough. like, you got to get ho ho, ho— enough. like, you got to get into it, into it.— enough. like, you got to get into it, into it. that wasn't a proper— into it, into it. that wasn't a proper apology-— into it, into it. that wasn't a proper apology. you got to get hhho— proper apology. you got to geti hhho—oo. into what your descendants do. huh— into what your descendants do. huh-hue— into what your descendants do. huh-hueh eehe- into what your descendants do. but just said, everybody but as you just said, everybody hoe—hrehy- but as you just said, everybody has—pretty much. but as you just said, everybodyl has—pretty much tie has descendants pretty much tie up. -hhere-e— has descendants pretty much tie up. -hhere-e he- has descendants pretty much tie up. there's 16 amounts up. i mean, there's 16 amounts of up. i mean, there's 16 amounts oh-oh— up. i mean, there's 16 amounts of-of descendants- up. i mean, there's 16 amounts of of descendants coming to of sets of descendants coming to that— of sets of descendants coming to that hhhe— of sets of descendants coming to that hhrhe rhehh— of sets of descendants coming to that time right ?_ of sets of descendants coming to that time right ? so— of sets of descendants coming to that time right ? so we've all that time right? so we've all got— that time right? so we've all ooh eoe— that time right? so we've all got some - stuff, - that time right? so we've all got some stuff, but also, got some bad stuff, but also, i rheoh-heohhe- got some bad stuff, but also, i mean, people write mean, these people who write hheee— mean, these people who write these—guardianj these articles in the guardian ohe— these articles in the guardian oho-hheee— these articles in the guardian and these probing, you and do all these probing, you know,— and do all these probing, you non—h- and do all these probing, you non—h hheyi know, you know, that if they were around 1600s, they'd be were around in 1600s, they'd be oheerhhe— were around in 1600s, they'd be oheerhhe oh— were around in 1600s, they'd be cheering on slavery as well, orehy— cheering on slavery as well, orerry much— cheering on slavery as well, pretty much almost certainly heeouee— pretty much almost certainly because everyone because because everyone did, uhheee— because because everyone did, uhheee you— because because everyone did, uhheee you-ohe- because because everyone did, unless you-one of- because because everyone did, unless you one of the unless you were one of the enehoveh— unless you were one of the enslaved,-case. unless you were one of the enslaved, case you enslaved, in which case you hereo— enslaved, in which case you hoheo-hhve— enslaved, in which case you

hated-live in- hated it. i live in a neighbourhood which has a lot of descendants of slave owners , descendants of slave owners, right? it's called peckham and my hehghhoure— right? it's called peckham and my neighbours are— ” q7 it's called peckham and my neighbours are nigerians and they-re— my neighbours are nigerians and hhey-re from — my neighbours are nigerians and they're from they— my neighbours are nigerians and they're from they come from west arrhe— they're from they come from west hhheo oho — they're from they come from west hhheo and hey— they're from they come from west africa and they were totally hhvohveo. — africa and they were totally hhvohveo. h— africa and they were totally involved. i don't- africa and they were totally involved. chi?" e africa and they were totally involved. ash" e involved. i don't know whether this is the nice thing to say. they were totally involvedyin they were totally involved in the— they were totally involved in he he— they were totally involved in he he he— they were totally involved in this in the slave— they were totally involved in this in the slave trade in hrhhohh— this in the slave trade in britain never— this in the slave trade in britain never went on to the hhheoh— britain never went on to the african coast— britain never went on to the african coast and went and captured— african coast and went and captured people . " ”g captured people. i mean, slavery is not unique to britain or america. unique it's a cross—cultural it's way scarier. i'm you know what? you didn't ask me how i was doing because josh talked right over me. sorry, mate. you did. you're rhehh— sorry, mate. you did. you're rhghh. h-h— sorry, mate. you did. you're rhghr. h-rh hoo— sorry, mate. you did. you're right. i'm not doing- you did. you're right. i'm not doing that well. i right. i'm not doing that well. h eoe— right. i'm not doing that well. h got a— right. i'm not doing that well. h got a hhhhe— right. i'm not doing that well. i got a little bit— right. i'm not doing that well. i got a little bit of— right. i'm not doing that well. i got a little bit of hay- right. i'm not doing that well. i got a little bit of hay fever or something like that. i don't know what i've got. so i'm a very grumpy mood. okay, well, i'm glad we've covered that. that's slavery take. it? that's slavery take. is it? you've got a cold. i've got a eohu. — you've got a cold. i've got a cold. which is why. which is why i was grumpy to my i was a bit grumpy to my nigerian neighbours are nigerian neighbours who are lovely. right. going to lovely. right. we're going to hoveo-h— lovely. right. we're going to hoveo-h n...- right. we're going to move to the telegraph. move on now to the telegraph. i'll move on now to the telegraph. h-hh-uhooheo- move on now to the telegraph.i i'll-updatedilewis's i'll keep you updated on lewis's heohh—hhe- i'll keep you updated on lewis's health _the show.- i'll keep you updated on lewis's health the show. the health throughout the show. the telegraph-—

health throughout the show. the heheerooh—ore- health throughout the show. the telegraph. are they telegraph. lewis what are they heoohhe—vvehhl leading with on friday? well i rhe— leading with on friday? well i hhe dehy— leading with on friday? well i the daily telegraph, which is a paper— the daily telegraph, which is a paper-i— the daily telegraph, which is a paper. reed— the daily telegraph, which is a paper-i readllot- the daily telegraph, which is a paper i read lot because paper that i read a lot because it's paper that i read a lot because he ooh— paper that i read a lot because he ooh o— paper that i read a lot because he ooh o hot— paper that i read a lot because it's got a lot of— paper that i read a lot because it's got a lot of words. did you hueh— it's got a lot of words. did you hue-hh— it's got a lot of words. did you hueh-hh hhe— it's got a lot of words. did you just-it the daily- just call it the daily telegraph? while just call it the daily- telegraph? well,ldidn't call telegraph? well, i didn't call it. idon't telegraph? well, i didn't call it. i don't know.— telegraph? well, i didn't call it. i don't know. maybe- telegraph? kathi“ r: r: " e rtr: e i don't know. maybe i telegraph? kathi“ r: r: " e that e i don't know. maybe i did it. i don't know. maybe i did heeouee— it. i don't know. maybe i did because that's— e i don't know. maybe i did because that's what it's called. no. — because that's what it's called. hhh. horror— because that's what it's called. ira, terror threat,— because that's what it's called. ira, terror threat, fear- because that's what it's called. ira, terror threat, fear ahead of visit. this is the of biden visit. this is the fireh— of biden visit. this is the the hon— of biden visit. this is the first non story— of biden visit. this is the first non story of- : . c this is the first non story of the day. how is first non story of the day. how he the— first non story of the day. how he he o— first non story of the day. how he he o hoh— first non story of the day. how is this a non story,— first non story of the day. how is this a non story, lewis? heeouee— is this a non story, lewis? because it's— is this a non story, lewis? because it's quite big story. because it's quite a big story. no,— because it's quite a big story. na-o— because it's quite a big story. ho-o big— because it's quite a big story. ho-o big ehory- because it's quite a big story. no, a big story because no, it isn't a big story because hhere-e— no, it isn't a big story because hhere-e ohvoye— no, it isn't a big story because there's always a— no, it isn't a big story because there's always a terror threat. hhere-e— there's always a terror threat. hhere-e ehvoye— there's always a terror threat. there's always a— there's always a terror threat. there's always a terror- there's always a terror threat from somebody. and the fact is, the from somebody. and the fact is, hhe-hey— from somebody. and the fact is, hhe-hhey ore— from somebody. and the fact is, the-they are mr.— from somebody. and the fact is, the-they are mr. and- : and the fact is, the they are mr. and mrs. the ira, they are mr. and mrs. herror— the ira, they are mr. and mrs. herror-eohhe— the ira, they are mr. and mrs. terror.-going to- the ira, they are mr. and mrs. terror.-going to if- the ira, they are mr. and mrs. terror. going to if they're terror. they going to if they're going— terror. they going to if they're going-something,- terror. they going to if they're going something, they're going to do something, they're going— going to do something, they're going-something.- going to do something. this day, there-e— going to do something. this day, hhere-e—eoh- going to do something. this day, there's_can.about| there's nothing we can do about it. there's nothing we can do about ho ho,— there's nothing we can do about ho ho, — there's nothing we can do about it. no, no. lewis— there's nothing we can do about it. no, no. lewis have you taken coho— it. no, no. lewis have you taken cold medication— it. no, no. lewis have you taken cold medication or— it. no, no. lewis have you taken cold medication or something? i ooh-h— cold medication or something? i ooh-h-hooh— cold medication or something? i ooh-h-hooh hhe- cold medication or something? i can't-look the mi5- cold medication or something? i can't look the mi5 has can't disagree. look the mi5 has roheeo—horh i raised the terror threat from substantial— raised the terror threat from substantial right ? substantial to severe right? hhehh— substantial to severe right? hhehh-ehhee- substantial to severe right? right. since the good right. severe since the good whey.— right. severe since the good f.n.y.-,_ right. severe since the good e.n.y.-, hhe- right. severe since the good friday.-, it's now- right. severe since the good friday. , it's now 30, 25 friday. i mean, it's now 30, 25 yeore— friday. i mean, it's now 30, 25 yeore ehe— friday. i mean, it's now 30, 25 years since the— friday. i mean, it's now 30, 25 years since the good friday ogreemenh— years since the good friday agreement-the- years since the good friday agreement. the terror agreement. yeah the terror hhreohe— threats have been declining and oeehhhhhe— threats have been declining and oeehhhhhe ohe— threats have been declining and declining and declining. and eure— eouhhei declining and declining. and. sure,_a couple of sure, we we've had a couple of ehhhehee— sure, we we've had a couple of ghhrehee over— sure, we we've had a couple of glitches over the— sure, we we've had a couple of glitches over the past few rhohhhe— glitches over the past few months this— glitches over the past few months this is— glitches over the past few months this is significant. and, you—rhu- months this is significant. and, you—hhoh hheyl months this is significant. and,| you _that they are you know, the fact that they are ouhhhe — you know, the fact that they are ouhhhe—ouhl you know, the fact that they arei purrhhe—ouh, hhe putting the information out, the fact putting the information out, the hoot—eoyhhe- putting the information out, the hoe—eoyhhe ho- putting the information out, the fact_ saying to the l fact that they're saying to the huhhhe— fact that they're saying to the huhhhelhhov— fact that they're saying to the public, know that something's

public, we know that something's going— public, we know that something'si eohhe—hhey going to happen, that means they rhueh— going to happen, that means they ueh-eure aho- going to happen, that means they must sure. and they're must be pretty sure. and they're oheo—hrueh- also worried, oh, you trust hherh — also worried, oh, you trust them, andrew.— also worried, oh, you trust them, andrew. you trust these oeohhe. — them, andrew. you trust these people- hhey— them, andrew. you trust these people- hhey iueh— them, andrew. you trust these people. they just want attention for—hhey-re- for themselves. they're people. hhey-re— they're normal people who want oeohhe— people to know the dissidents are people to know the dissidents ore-oh— people to know the dissidents ore-oh you— people to know the dissidents are-of, you know,- people to know the dissidents are of, you know, this is are sort of, you know, this is he— are sort of, you know, this is hhe-group,— are sort of, you know, this is hhe-group, hhe- are sort of, you know, this is this group, the new ira, this new group, the new ira, vhheh— this new group, the new ira, vhheh-oh— this new group, the new ira, which-of good- this new group, the new ira, which of good name? good which sort of good name? good yeah— which sort of good name? good name. yeah new— which sort of good name? good name. yeah new are you very name. yeah new ira. are you very hhoehhohhvee— name. yeah new ira. are you very imaginative? yeah— name. yeah new ira. are you very imaginative? yeah _ name. yeah new ira. are you very imaginative? yeah / t imaginative? yeah yeah, i like hh. wehr— imaginative? yeah yeah, i like he wen, hh— imaginative? yeah yeah, i like it. well, it broke— imaginative? yeah / t e well, it broke away from the it. well, it broke away from the eeh— it. well, it broke away from the reoh-hehore— it. well, it broke away from the real-before that. _ e well, it broke away from the real before that. let's call real ira before that. let's call them — real ira before that. let's call them -huh— real ira before that. let's call them-huh hhe- real ira before that. let's call them-but it's not- real ira before that. let's call them but it's not the them the ira. but it's not the eehe-hhere- them the ira. but it's not the same there anything. same thing. is there anything. coh— same thing. is there anything. cohloeh— same thing. is there anything. cohloeh o— same thing. is there anything. can ask a question? here's can i ask a question? here's a oueehhou— can i ask a question? here's a oueehhoh. he— can i ask a question? here's a question. is there— can i ask a question? here's a question. is there anything that the question. is there anything that hhe-heohhe— question. is there anything that hhe-heohhe oh— question. is there anything that the people of belfast and the local people of belfast and hhoee— the local people of belfast and those different— the local people of belfast and those different places up there ooh-h— those different places up there ooh-h hove— those different places up there ooh-h have any— those different places up there don't have any idea what they are can do about— don't have any idea what they are can do about this? oh, yes, oheohuhehy. — are can do about this? oh, yes, absolutely. because the ira was ohhy— absolutely. because the ira was ohhy ohhe— absolutely. because the ira was ohhy ohhe ho— absolutely. because the ira was only able to sustain its eohoohgh— only able to sustain its campaign during the troubles heeouee— campaign during the troubles because-support- campaign during the troubles because support the because it had support of the heouhhheoh— because it had support of the. heouhhheoh—so because it had support of the. heherry oh—so because it had support of the. heherry ehe—so because it had support of the re derry and belfast, so because it had support of the re derry and belfast, you so because it had support of the re derry and belfast, you know,» in derry and belfast, you know, the— in derry and belfast, you know, hhhe-hhey-re— in derry and belfast, you know, this they're putting this this is why they're putting this hhhorrhohhoh— this is why they're putting this information out— this is why they're putting this information out there, because hhey-re— information out there, because hhey-re-ho— information out there, because they're -to - locals, . they're saying to the locals, if, they're saying to the locals, hh-hhov— they're saying to the locals,l if,-know_come if, you know something, come forward,— if, you know something, come forward,-people- if, you know something, come forward, people will forward, these people will be hhheeroheo— forward, these people will be integrated community. integrated into the community. heohhe— integrated into the community. people intelligence. integrated into the community. peopyou intelligence. integrated into the community. peopyou know, intelligence. integrated into the community. peopyou know, this elligence. integrated into the community. peopyou know, this kindznce. integrated into the community. peopyou know, this kind of e. and, you know, this kind of hhhhe— and, you know, this kind of thee vhhh— and, you know, this kind of thing will presume avert thing will presume help avert the disaster.— thing will presume help avert the disaster. listen, josh, the disaster. but listen, josh, hhhe— the disaster. but listen, josh, this-because- the disaster. but listen, josh, this because you're this is clearly because you're going— this is clearly because you're going ho— this is clearly because you're going ho hove— this is clearly because you're going to have biden there. sunak here.— going to have biden there. sunak here-he— going to have biden there. sunak

there-he hhe— going to have biden there. sunak there.-is the 25th— there. this is the 25th anniversary- there. this is the 25th anniversary of the good friday ogreehehh. — anniversary of the good friday ogreehehh. -he— anniversary of the good friday agreement. -islit- anniversary of the good friday agreement. is it is agreement. this is a it is a oohgeroue— agreement. this is a it is a dangerous time. t dangerous time. it is a it's a huge— dangerous time. it is a it's a huge event. and but you're wondering who who would it serve like having biden there, who's such a supporter of peace . yes. such a supporter of peace. yes. and he's so proud of his irish ancestry to the point where he thinks he's literally an irish person. does he? yeah, yeah. he just he thinks he's irish, basically, which is why he's all sorts of things, doesn't he? yeah. he thinks he's he knows it depends what's on the autocue at any given moment. but surely it would harm their if would harm their cause if something you're something was like that. you're thinking logically here. thinking far too logically here. you a lot these you know, a lot of these oheehoehh— you know, a lot of these dissident groups are sort of hoehohehe— dissident groups are sort of nostalgic for— dissident groups are sort of nostalgic for a— dissident groups are sort of nostalgic for a time when they oouhh— nostalgic for a time when they and, you— nostalgic for a time when they eouho, you-eeh- nostalgic for a time when they could, you get this clout could, you know, get this clout from — could, you know, get this clout from-hh— could, you know, get this clout from-hh-voy. i could, you know, get this clout. from-in-way. and from behaving in this way. and then— from behaving in this way. and then-shone— from behaving in this way. and then-should call- from behaving in this way. and then should call themselves then they should call themselves then they should call themselves the ira, something like the old old ira, something like that. cani the old old ira, something like that. can i ask again, how is he— that. can i ask again, how is hhhe-ehoh— that. can i ask again, how is this-stop anything. that. can i ask again, how is. this-stop anything from this going to stop anything from happening? — this going to stop anything from happening? -well,- this going to stop anything from happening? e g happening? oh, well, it might because saying know what because by saying we know what you're up to, it might then go, oh, maybe should. it all it oh, maybe we should. it all it it also makes them nervous because it lets them know that there's breach within their

because it lets them know that thereranksireach within their because it lets them know that there ranks and h within their because it lets them know that there ranks and then 1in their because it lets them know that there ranks and then 1in ti start own ranks and then they start mistrusting each and all mistrusting each other and all sorts start killing sorts of ways start killing each other. yeah. anyway, let's move on other. yeah. anyway, let's move oh-ho— other. yeah. anyway, let's move onto hhe— other. yeah. anyway, let's move onto hhe eu— other. yeah. anyway, let's move on-to the sun. the- yeah. anyway, let's move on to the sun. the front on now to the sun. the front oh— on now to the sun. the front cover of friday's— on now to the sun. the front cover of friday's sun. josh this ooeeh-h—huhl doesn't look good. no, but i ooh-h— doesn't look good. no, but i don't know if this is a pun on the good friday agreement. it's called they're bad called they're saying bad friday. this is friday. i don't think this is ohyrhhhe— friday. i don't think this is ohyrhhhgloo— friday. i don't think this is anything-do with- . any i don't think this is anything do with the northern anything to do with the northern hrehoho. — anything to do with the northern ireland. where— anything to do with the northern ireland. where ithey - anything to do with the northern ireland. �*fvr�*“r:i;”r:i; nifty ireland. where do they really where do they get the good friday thing then? because it's a good friday, but it's a pun on good friday, but it's not a pun the good not a pun on the good friday agreement. good friday, agreement. the good good friday, that's the irish agreement. you know, you're being that's the irish agreement. you know,-you're being funny.| know, josh, you're being funny. roeh— know, josh, you're being funny. hoeh hhe— know, josh, you're being funny. roeh, hr-e rhy— know, josh, you're being funny. roeh. hr-e rhy joh— know, josh, you're being funny. josh, it's my job to be silly. roeh— josh, it's my job to be silly. roeh youre— josh, it's my job to be silly. josh you're not— josh, it's my job to be silly. josh you're not supposed to be ehhhy. — josh you're not supposed to be ehhhy. hm— josh you're not supposed to be silly. i'm jewish. _ josh you're not supposed to be silly. i'mjewish.idon't- josh you're not supposed to be silly. i'm jewish. i don't know about religious festival is about the religious festival is named the belfast named after the belfast agreement, so it wasn't a good friday for jews. this is the new cuddly. josh this is bad. i've got to step up because he's got a cold. tell me what the story is. bad friday. it's going to be a nightmare. travel day friday. basically it's easter getaway. it's going to be a nightmare. people over france. if people going over to france. if you to france, you're going you go to france, you're going to have to deal with all the strikers and all the people

going setting fires. going crazy and setting fires. to favourite restaurant to macron's favourite restaurant and yeah, because they to macron's favourite restaurant anlthat, yeah, because they to macron's favourite restaurant anlthat, don'tyeah, because they to macron's favourite restaurant anlthat, don't they? inause they to macron's favourite restaurant anlthat, don't they? in france, ey do that, don't they? in france, when-promu— do that, don't they? in france, when - protest, they - do that, don't they? in france, when - protest, they love . r:rt:r chi?" t g�*rtyr7’ in france, when protest, they love it. when they protest, they love it. they— when they protest, they love it. hhey-oo— when they protest, they love it. hhey-ho hhhhee- when they protest, they love it. they do things halves. they don't do things by halves. hove— they don't do things by halves. hove-hhey— they don't do things by halves. love-they don't- they don't do things by halves. love they don't set love it, don't they don't set hhe— love it, don't they don't set hhre ho— love it, don't they don't set hhre ho o— love it, don't they don't set fire to a restaurant that's very onh—eoehoh— fire to a restaurant that's very anti—social,-his. anti—social, especially his hovourhhe. — anti—social, especially his favourite. -dol anti—social, especially his. favourite. -do his favourite. yeah. like do his second restaurant. second favourite restaurant. right. yeah. right. exactly civility. yeah. this a non story because this is also a non story because . because know the french are . because we know the french are ohvoye— . because we know the french are ohvoye oohhe— . because we know the french are always doing this. _ because we know the french are always doing this. �*fvh�*rt; always doing this. we know the french are doing it. they know this could always be we're going there. that's the so it's there. that's the point. so it's hhe— there. that's the point. so it's hhhelvorhhhe— there. that's the point. so it's likelwarninngritish- like a warning to british people-_ like a warning to british oeoohe—huehi like a warning to british peophe—hueh hh people. hey, guys, just check it out.— people. hey, guys, just check it our. mayhe— people. hey, guys, just check it out. maybe, maybe don't go to home — out. maybe, maybe don't go to home huge— out. maybe, maybe don't go to france. huge queues- out. maybe, maybe don't go to france. gt. : out. maybe, maybe don't go to france. gt : h france. huge queues at dover. i mean, think maybe just go to mean, i think maybe just go to somewhere to bognor, somewhere else, go to bognor, you know, go go aberystwyth. you know, go go to aberystwyth. yeah. go to yeah. why don't people go to aberystwyth it's aberystwyth anymore? it's a lovely because they can't lovely place because they can't spell it. that's why it is difficult to spell to and pronounce. you don't have to even— pronounce. you don't have to eoehh where— pronounce. you don't have to eoehh where-eo- pronounce. you don't have to spell where-go on- rtrt. you don't have to spell where go on holiday. spell where you go on holiday. vou— spell where you go on holiday. you-you— spell where you go on holiday. you-you ouhhe- you limit, you quite significantly. you've you limit, you quite significantly-you've to significantly. no you've got to hook— significantly. no you've got to hook-hop.- significantly. no you've got to hook-rheo- - significantly. no you've got to. look-map. llandudno look at it in a map. llandudno or or glen. glen whatever these places no. glen did know places are. no no. glen did know very travelled. yeah okay. very well travelled. yeah okay. right. on. before right. let's move on. before lewis welsh lewis attempts more welsh pronunciations. the pronunciations. this is the daily lewis. they're daily star. lewis. they're

bucking the trend here. what's this story about? i don't know if it's bucking the trend, but it's the. it's in italy and france. they to the use france. they want to ban the use of english words. well, french i've been saying this for a long time. they have a special organisation— time. they have a special organisation set- t they have a special organisation set up specifically for-hhey— organisation set up specifically for-hhey-the- for it. they hate the encroaching of the english language. they it as a form language. they see it as a form of colonisation. but what are the saying? lewis well, the italians saying? lewis well, they're same thing, the italians saying? lewis well, theythey same thing, the italians saying? lewis well, theythey say same thing, the italians saying? lewis well, theythey say it's same thing, the italians saying? lewis well, theythey say it's onlyne thing, the italians saying? lewis well, theythey say it's only oneting, the italians saying? lewis well, theythey say it's only one guy but they say it's only one guy who saying it. they don't who is saying it. they don't want they don't english want they don't want english words, any kind of any words, as in any kind of any business or or any business or or in any governmental documents, which is totally right . you can't just totally right. you can't just suddenly there's nothing more cfingey suddenly there's nothing more cringey than using a, say, a french word or a they don't have certain words like menage a trois. yeah. you were talking ohouh— trois. yeah. you were talking about hot— yeah. you were talking about that earlier. 0” about that earlier. or entrepreneur- about that earlier. or entrepreneur or- about that earlier. or entrepreneur or entrepreneur schadenfreude. ah, but the german, we don't have an equivalent schadenfreude, do equivalent of schadenfreude, do we? mean, have to borrow. we? i mean, we have to borrow. they don't have things like- they don't have things like they ooh-h— they don't have things like they ooh-h hove— they don't have things like they ooh-h hove o— they don't have things like they don't have a word— they don't have things like they don't have a word like deadline as don't have a word like deadline oe—hhey- don't have a word like deadlinej oe—hhey ooh-h as one of the words. they don't hove— as one of the words. they don't have deadlines— as one of the words. they don't have deadlines in— as one of the words. they don't have deadlines in italy, they have deadlines in italy, so they heed—wore.- have deadlines in italy, so they heed—wore. - need to borrow the word. hvoehhy. — need to borrow the word. exactly. - need - need to borrow the word. exactly. - need to - need to borrow the word. i exactly. -need to borrow

exactly. we need to borrow a baguette. otherwise we won't be able to describe tubular able to describe those tubular no, borrow no, they don't need to borrow things. culture things. they could say culture doesn't know. deadline isn't that— doesn't know. deadline isn't that vehroe— doesn't know. deadline isn't that weird? well,— doesn't know. deadline isn't that weird? well, it- : t deadline isn't that weird? well, it suggests eomehhhe— that weird? well, it suggests something, quite that weird? well, it suggests- something,_quite lax something, but they're quite lax oeophee— something, but they're quite lax peoplesr_but- something, but they're quite lax| peoples,_but what peoples, aren't they? but what about— peoples, aren't they? but what about mean, about this thing? i mean, they're here also they're saying here also apparently pm apparently the italian pm is angry that people are mispronouncing bruschetta, bruschetta, like you mispronouncing bruschetta, brusdidtta, like you mispronouncing bruschetta, brusdid mispronouncing.(e you mispronouncing bruschetta, brusdid mispronouncing.(e ywhat mispronouncing bruschetta, brit?|id mispronouncing.(e ywhat mispronouncing bruschetta, brit? well,spronouncing.(e ywhat mispronouncing bruschetta, brit? well, it'snouncing.(e ywhat mispronouncing bruschetta, brit? well, it's bruschetta, ywhat is it? well, it's bruschetta, isn't it? is it bruschetta? bruschetta, bruschetta. that sounds a bit racist to- tut tut that sounds a bit racist to me. i mean, bruschetta. bruschetta vouve— mean, bruschetta. bruschetta vouve eeh— mean, bruschetta. bruschetta vouve got hh— mean, bruschetta. bruschetta you've got it wrong— mean, bruschetta. bruschetta you've got it wrong there, josh, i'm willing to stake a lot. by the way, the daily star- the way, the daily star at the top— the way, the daily star at the hop her. — the way, the daily star at the hop ror. hhhhee— the way, the daily star at the top 101. things to— the way, the daily star at the top 101. things to do with a banana— top 101. things to do with a banana centre.— top 101. things to do with a banana centre. pages i don't know— banana centre. pages i don't know hov— banana centre. pages i don't know how h— banana centre. pages i don't know how i missed that one. here.— know how i missed that one. there, actually.— know how i missed that one. there, actually. going- know how i missed that one. there, actually. going with that. they on the front that. are they on the front cover? cover? i'd cover? front cover? well, i'd buy buy that. i just buy it. i'd buy that. i just want to see 100, 101- t r: ijust want to see 100, 101 things to ho.— want to see 100, 101 things to ho. h— want to see 100, 101 things to ho. h ooh— want to see 100, 101 things to do. i can think— want to see 100, 101 things to do. i can think of— want to see 100, 101 things to do. i can think of 102. really, reohhy. — do. i can think of 102. really, reohhy. h— do. i can think of 102. really, really. i guarantee- do. i can think of 102. really, really. 9. :�* grtr do. i can think of 102. really, really. 3 really. i guarantee you that that's the couple of these really. i guarantee you that tha'not the couple of these really. i guarantee you that tha'not included uple of these really. i guarantee you that tha'not included inle of these really. i guarantee you that tha'not included in myf these really. i guarantee you that tha'not included in my idea. e really. i guarantee you that tha'not included in my idea. no, are not included in my idea. no, absolutely not. and we're going to have to go to well, at the end part one, in time, end of part one, just in time, get banana before lewis starts experimenting with join experimenting with fruit. join us, after break us, though, after the break about why wants the fbi

about why trump wants the fbi punished, why people don't want to go back to work, and why britain's don't have faith in politics. see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners. your first look at friday's newspapers. i'm your host, andrew doyle joined tonight by josh howie. and unfortunately , josh howie. and unfortunately, lewis schaefer . he's got his lewis schaefer. he's got his advert there for his. is that your twitter handle? that's my twitter handle. okay. lewis i've got one. i've got mine as well. roeh— got one. i've got mine as well. roeh hurry-e— got one. i've got mine as well. roeh hurry-e ooh— got one. i've got mine as well. josh harry's got one— grtr i've got mine as well. josh harry's got one is a grtr. i've got mine as well. josh harry's got one is a bit hover— josh harry's got one is a bit lower budget,— josh harry's got one is a bit lower budget, sorry, which i hhhhh— lower budget, sorry, which i hhhhh eoye— lower budget, sorry, which i hhhhh eoye o— lower budget, sorry, which i think says a lot— lower budget, sorry, which i think says a lot about your hohure — think says a lot about your nature. mine's_ think says a lot about your nature. mine's pretty low. mine's pretty low. okay, we're going to start this section now with time . some trump news. with the time. some trump news. lewis american , you lewis as the american, you should one perhaps. should cover this one perhaps. well real story well this is a real story because donald trump, who was the former president of united states , actually recommends states, actually recommends defunding fbi . well, he's

defunding the fbi. well, he's angry about them looking into his , you know, his financial his, you know, his financial affairs. not just that , looking affairs. not just that, looking into everything. i mean, granted, donald trump is this was the sleaziest president that we've ever had . and that's we've ever had. and that's saying something up until joe biden more sleazy , biden, who was way more sleazy, i would say. what do you think about this? lewis speaking as an american, indictment? about this? lewis speaking as an america look, indictment? about this? lewis speaking as an america look, i'm indictment? about this? lewis speaking as an america look, i'm n0|dictment? about this? lewis speaking as an america look, i'm no fan ment? about this? lewis speaking as an america look, i'm no fan oftnt? i mean, look, i'm no fan of trump, but it does strike me as being clearly politicised. you know, even sort of know, the democrats even sort of anti rabid anti trump democrats are saying, look, this is not going to stick this is just such a flimsy indictment. they've broken it up into 34 different charges, is to try and make it seem a lot worse than it is. but it's it's a it's it's effectively it's a it's a misdemeanour. it's not a well, it's not even misdemeanour it's not even a misdemeanour because basically broke because he he basically broke a kind of a law in new york state which the statute of limitations is up on. it's up. yeah, it's up. so they tie it to some crime that he committed in the federal thing . yeah, right. which they

thing. yeah, right. which they haven't tried him on. so so it's totally unrelated. i mean josh , totally unrelated. i mean josh, there is a real problem here. once you start sort of, as trump put it, as weaponized being the legal system. he has got a point. you start doing that point. once you start doing that , do they really think the republicans, republicans aren't going this to democrats in going to do this to democrats in future they think future years? they don't think there's a tit for there's going to be a tit for tat thing. i mean, this is this is this is arguably the tap for the tit the you know, had the tit in the you know, you had previous had john edwards previous you had john edwards 2011 presidential . 2011 democratic presidential. yes. yeah he was on for pretty much— yes. yeah he was on for pretty much hvoehhy— yes. yeah he was on for pretty much exactly the _ yes. yeah he was on for pretty much exactly the same thing. and there-e— much exactly the same thing. and hhere-e o— much exactly the same thing. and there's a someone— much exactly the same thing. and there's a someone online has done— there's a someone online has done o— there's a someone online has done u very— there's a someone online has done a very funny clip of all hheee— done a very funny clip of all these republican commentators going— these republican commentators going vho— these republican commentators going vho ore— these republican commentators going who are now this is going who are now saying this is rhoheuhoue— going who are now saying this is rhoheuhoue .— going who are now saying this is ridiculous . why— going who are now saying this is ridiculous . why has been ridiculous. why has he been done— ridiculous. why has he been oohee aho— ridiculous. why has he been done? and-years- ridiculous. why has he been done? and years ago they done? and ten years ago they vereieoyhhe— done? and ten years ago they were saying exactly, pretty were all saying exactly, pretty much—crime- much exactly. same crime lock john— much exactly. same crime lock rohh—hy- much exactly. same crime lock rohh—hy hhel much exactly. same crime lock. rohh—hy hhe voy john edwards up. and by the way . hhoh-e— john edwards up. and by the way .hhoh-e hueh— john edwards up. and by the way , that's just that's— john edwards up. and by the way , that's just that's just tribalism_ , that's just that's just tribalism . - , that's just that's just tribalism . i- , that's just that's just tribalism . .. , that's just that's just tribalism. , that's just that's just- tribalism . i mean, the point tribalism. i mean, the point here is this isn't going to stick. and everyone pretty much knows it isn't. it's going to play knows it isn't. it's going to play into trump's hands. play right into trump's hands. the of course, is the suspicion, of course, is that democrats to that the democrats want trump to run, why they're run, and that's why they're helping other

helping him. in the other suspicion is that republicans disappoint, aren't disappoint, that there aren't stronger charges because they want as well. right. want rid of him as well. right. because of his toxicity- want rid of him as well. right. because of his toxicity .- because of his toxicity . and because of his toxicity. and hey— because of his toxicity. and hhey-ho- because of his toxicity. and. hhey-ho-hove they they want to sort of move beyond — they they want to sort of move heyoho hhrh — they they want to sort of move beyond him because they feel hhe— beyond him because they feel he h— beyond him because they feel like if there _ beyond him because they feel like if there was— beyond him because they feel like if there was a rerun, they vouho— like if there was a rerun, they vouho hoee— like if there was a rerun, they would lose again,— like if there was a rerun, they would lose again, i think it's hueh— would lose again, i think it's hueh h— would lose again, i think it's huer r rheoh— would lose again, i think it's just i mean,-theyl would lose again, i think it's just i mean, they call just i mean, it's what they call humo— just i mean, it's what they call trump derangement syndrome, but the—surrounding. trump derangement syndrome, but the that surrounding trump derangement syndrome, but the that they surrounding trump derangement syndrome, but the that they just unding trump derangement syndrome, but the that they just wantig trump derangement syndrome, but the that they just want to him means that they just want to get—hhey— him means that they just want to get—they ooh- him means that they just want to get—they can, eveni get him however they can, even if get him however they can, even h-hheh— get him however they can, even h-hheh-hhhe- if it makes them look like hhhohe— if it makes them look like idiots, even— if it makes them look like idiots, evenlit- if it makes them look like idiots, even it makes them idiots, even if it makes them rhouhh— idiots, even if it makes them rhouhh-hhoh- idiots, even if it makes them mount that definitely mount a case that definitely ooh-h— mount a case that definitely ooh-h 90— mount a case that definitely ooh-r go vehh— mount a case that definitely can't go well, i'd be interested in can't go well, i'd be interested he or— can't go well, i'd be interested hh for hhoee— can't go well, i'd be interested in for those people who have the— in for those people who have this—whichever- in for those people who have. this—whichever side. this syndrome, whichever side. aho— this syndrome, whichever side. and—sayl this syndrome, whichever side.. aha—eoy hhoh and some people would say that i euher— and some people would say that i euro-h.— and some people would say that i suffer-it. yeah.— and some people would say that i suffer-it. yeah-the- suffer from it. yeah. on the other— suffer from it. yeah. on the other-he— suffer from it. yeah. on the other-is what- suffer from it. yeah. on the other is what would it take other way is what would it take for hhrh — other way is what would it take for hhrh lhe— other way is what would it take for him-be found— other way is what would it take for him be found guilty of for him to be found guilty of for him to be found guilty of for-euphohere— for him to be found guilty of for-supporters to- for him to be found guilty of for supporters to go all for his supporters to go all rhghh— for his supporters to go all right, probably— for his supporters to go all right, probably probably accountable,— right, probably probably acco it's ible, _ right, probably probably accoit's probably right, probably probably acco it's probably the right, probably probably accoit's probably the case he like it's probably the case he eohhhh— like it's probably the case he commit mass— like it's probably the case he commit mass murder and his commit mass murder and that his euooohere— commit mass murder and that his euooohere-hhhe.- commit mass murder and that his supporters-like, oh,- supporters would be like, oh, it's supporters would be like, oh, hhe-o— supporters would be like, oh, it's-a stitch— supporters would be like, oh, it's-a stitch up- supporters would be like, oh, it's-a stitch up by- supporters would be like, oh, it's a stitch up by the it's still a stitch up by the deep— it's still a stitch up by the deep erore. — it's still a stitch up by the deep state. but- it's still a stitch up by the deep state. but that's sort of not the point, is it? the point is why? is alvin alvin is why? why is alvin alvin bragg, mounting a case bragg, the da, mounting a case which, know, the which, you know, the vast majority of legal experts say cannot go anywhere, is only going trump's opinion cannot go anywhere, is only going as trump's opinion cannot go anywhere, is only going as it trump's opinion cannot go anywhere, is only going as it alreadymp's opinion cannot go anywhere, is only going as it already has; opinion cannot go anywhere, is only going as it already has done.on polls as it already has done. it's to play into his it's only going to play into his victim status. the narrative victim status. and the narrative of deep state against him.

victim status. and the narrative of is eep state against him. victim status. and the narrative of is the state against him. victim status. and the narrative of is the point against him. victim status. and the narrative of is the point ofainst him. victim status. and the narrative of is the point of this? him. victim status. and the narrative of is the point of this? well, what is the point of this? well, i say here's what i'm i would say here's what i'm going to say. think people going to say. i think people nowadays are insane and i'm going to say this. democrats are insane. republicans are insane. so everyone's insane . everyone so everyone's insane. everyone is insane. certainly american politics. so you're looking for reason in this and there's no reason. i think they're just by the way, this is one of many court cases that are coming down the line. yeah. towards him as veh— the line. yeah. towards him as vehh. yeah.— the line. yeah. towards him as well. yeah. much— . yeah. towards him as well. yeah. much more serious ehorgee. — well. yeah. much more serious ehorgee. so— well. yeah. much more serious charges. so they're- well. yeah. much more serious charges. ”c; .y g well. yeah. much more serious charges. g charges. so they're trying to tie it to a kind of election fraud. but it just all at the moment it seems very, very tenuous. maybe they've got something that we don't know about we'll have to wait something that we don't know ab01see. we'll have to wait something that we don't know ab01see. we'llll have to wait something that we don't know ab01see. we'll beiave to wait something that we don't know ab01see. we'll be very:o wait and see. we'll be very interesting. guardian next. interesting. the guardian next. some just don't want to some people just don't want to work , josh, i guess. well, work, josh, i guess. well, benefit sanctions- 3 well, benefit sanctions slow people's progreee— benefit sanctions slow people's progreee hhho— benefit sanctions slow people's progress into work, says report that— progress into work, says report hot coffee— progress into work, says report that coffee suppressed when she was that coffee suppressed when she hh— that coffee suppressed when she hh ehorge— that coffee suppressed when she was in charge of— that coffee suppressed when she was in charge of the when she hhe— was in charge of the when she hhe vorh— was in charge of the when she was the work and— was in charge of the when she was the work and pension eeerehory— was the work and pension secretary doesn't see not not a good— secretary doesn't see not not a good hoov— secretary doesn't see not not a good hook for— secretary doesn't see not not a good look for her— secretary doesn't see not not a good look for her essentially ohe— good look for her essentially ehe hov— good look for her essentially ehe h— good look for her essentially and now i believe she's doing

he— and now i believe she's doing he vhohe— and now i believe she's doing the whole what's— and now i believe she's doing the whole what's going on with the whole what's going on with he wore— the whole what's going on with the water and— the whole what's going on with the water and things. but let's go hoov— the water and things. but let's go hoeh ho— the water and things. but let's go back to what— the water and things. but let's go back to what this is the government— go back to what this is the government commissioned this report— government commissioned this rehohho— government commissioned this reoorh ho hoov— government commissioned this report to look in— government commissioned this report to look in and they've been— report to look in and they've been very— report to look in and they've been very hard— report to look in and they've been very hard on this whole huhheh— been very hard on this whole huhheh hhg— been very hard on this whole punish ing people sanctions for peohhe— punish ing people sanctions for heoohe vho— punish ing people sanctions for people who don't— punish ing people sanctions for people who don't turn up when hhey-re— people who don't turn up when hhey-re hh— people who don't turn up when they're in unemployed when they're in unemployed and when hhey-re— they're in unemployed and when they're claiming— they're in unemployed and when they're claiming benefits if hhey— they're claiming benefits if they-up- they're claiming benefits if hhey-uh ho- they're claiming benefits if- they-up to meetings , they don't turn up to meetings, hhey-re— they don't turn up to meetings, hhey-re hor— they don't turn up to meetings, they're not looking hard enough for-hheh— they're not looking hard enough for-hheh hhey— they're not looking hard enough for-then they get- they're not looking hard enough for then they get fined. for a job. then they get fined. aho— for a job. then they get fined. aha—he.- for a job. then they get fined. and_is,lthink,. and the average is, i think, heue.— and the average is, i think, heue. eeeo. — and the average is, i think, £644, £660. that's a lot of honey— £644, £660. that's a lot of money for— £644, £660. that's a lot of money for people who are very much— money for people who are very much struggling. 'r: money for people who are very much struggling. r: money for people who are very much struggling. ' r: much struggling. and then you disincentivize them. well, that's thing. so the idea is that's the thing. so the idea is hot— that's the thing. so the idea is hhe-ho— that's the thing. so the idea is hhoh-ho hueh- that's the thing. so the idea is that-to push people.i that this was to push people. yeah.— that this was to push people. yeah—gong- that this was to push people. . yeah,_doing-and yeah, exactly. to doing that and to yeah, exactly. to doing that and hole— yeah, exactly. to doing that and one you. — yeah, exactly. to doing that and one you. huh— yeah, exactly. to doing that and to a job. but actually it's to get a job. but actually it's been— to get a job. but actually it's been found— to get a job. but actually it's been found to— to get a job. but actually it's been found to be— to get a job. but actually it's been found to be sort of counter eheehhve— been found to be sort of counter eheehhve-hh— been found to be sort of counter effective - in the - been found to be sort of counter effective in the people effective in the in the people who— effective in the in the people who go— effective in the in the people who go he— effective in the in the people who do it. they— effective in the in the people who do it. they the jobs that hhey— who do it. they the jobs that hhey ger— who do it. they the jobs that hhey ger ore— who do it. they the jobs that they get are usually worse us. aho— they get are usually worse us. and eo— they get are usually worse us. and eo hhe— they get are usually worse us. and so it's not— they get are usually worse us. and so it's not actually doing what— and so it's not actually doing vhoh hhe— and so it's not actually doing what it's meant— and so it's not actually doing what it's meant to do. . what it's meant to do. it's a hou— what it's meant to do. it's a hoe system— what it's meant to do. it's a bad system anyway. i mean, if anyone who's ever tried to claim on these systems, really on these systems, it's really it's a job just just it's like having a job just just managing you know, managing to claim, you know, it's lewis what do it's really hard. lewis what do you about this? are you you think about this? are you a supporter of the welfare state? ihave supporter of the welfare state? i have used the welfare state

briefly during my time and in this country . surely briefly during my time and in this country. surely coming over here stealing our money. you know what? i don't want to admit it. i don't want to admit it. but the whole purpose of this whole business of benefits is to be as humiliating as possible, whole business of benefits is to be difficult liating as possible, whole business of benefits is to be difficult lia1possible. ssible, whole business of benefits is to be difficult lia1possible. it'sle, as difficult as possible. it's not to be easy. you're not supposed to be easy. you're supposed people, like supposed to tell people, like with when i go a with me, when i go through a very bad time during the covid thing went down there and thing and i went down there and i collected a few going to the peckham peckham job centre . and peckham peckham job centre. and it was it was hard , terrible. i it was it was hard, terrible. i mean it is, it is. but and also sanctioning people in this way thatis sanctioning people in this way that is also very humiliating . that is also very humiliating. yeah. it's not great for the morale. imean, yeah. it's not great for the morale. i mean, i've done it. hve— morale. i mean, i've done it. he done— morale. i mean, i've done it. he done hh— morale. i mean, i've done it. he done hh oe— morale. i mean, i've done it. i've done it as well.- morale. i mean, i've done it. i've done it as well. i- i mean, i've done it. i've done it as well. i did it. huh— i've done it as well. i did it. huh yeah.— i've done it as well. i did it. huh yeah. he— i've done it as well. i did it. but yeah, 15 years ago or wherever. — but yeah, 15 years ago or whatever. and- but yeah, 15 years ago or whatever. and yeah, they make it as whatever. and yeah, they make it oe hero.— whatever. and yeah, they make it oe hero. aho— whatever. and yeah, they make it as hard. and that's— whatever. and yeah, they make it as hard. and that's sort of the poet.— as hard. and that's sort of the hohhh. — as hard. and that's sort of the hohhr. aru— as hard. and that's sort of the point. and they— as hard. and that's sort of the point. and they looked at me, can i just say something? they looked at me and they say, you are lewis schaffer, what are you doing in four years you're doing here? in four years you're going to on on headliners, on going to be on on headliners, on gb news. knew about gb news news. so they knew about the i did. knew the channel before i did. i knew in whole everything. yeah,

in the whole everything. yeah, yeah, impressive didn't yeah, yeah. impressive i didn't get that treatment— yeah, yeah. impressive i didn't get that treatment right.- i didn't get that treatment right. the rhuepehueht— get that treatment right. the- independent—some independent now and this is some worrying the worrying news faith in the political system not looking good. don't have they political system not looking good.faith. don't have they political system not looking good.faith. this don't have they political system not looking good.faith. this ision't have they political system not looking good.faith. this is ant have they have faith. this is an interesting story because britons have the same level of trust political our the trust in our political our the british system british political system as the russians their political russians do in their political system. okay. which is to say, is to say very is that which is to say very little, 17. i mean, you've earlier described the american political completely political system as completely broken is broken. and broken and it is broken. and americans have a faith in americans have a 12% faith in their system . but do british their system. but do british people believe in democracy? they believe in democracy more now they ten, years now than they did ten, 20 years ago. so this this survey is completely ridiculous. well, it's quite widespread . this 23 it's quite widespread. this 23 countries they've looked at. it's the policy institute at king's college london. they've found that just 1 in 6 of brits say they're satisfied. that's quite with the present government we have we government because we have we have two leaders in a row who we haven't elected . scotland now haven't elected. scotland now hoe— haven't elected. scotland now hoe o— haven't elected. scotland now hoe o header.— haven't elected. scotland now has a leader. it— haven't elected. scotland now has a leader. it hasn't- .. . t: scotland now has a leader. it hasn't elected. so has a leader. it hasn't elected. so vee— has a leader. it hasn't elected. so hor— has a leader. it hasn't elected. so we're not seeing actual oehoeroey— so we're not seeing actual oehoeroey hh— so we're not seeing actual democracy in action. well, first of democracy in action. well, first oh oh.— democracy in action. well, first oh oh. the— democracy in action. well, first of all, this country— democracy in action. well, first of all, this country does not

eheeh— of all, this country does not eheeh o— of all, this country does not elect a leader. _ of all, this country does not elect a leader. /rt:r of all, this country does not elect a leader. /rt:r elect a leader. you have to stop saying that. it's a different kind of a parliamentary kind of it's a parliamentary system. and it has nothing to do with that. you don't vote for them? don't vote for you them? no, you don't vote for you vote your your mp votes vote for your mp. your mp votes for them. so it's not like that's. yeah, but that's a system that effectively means you effectively, you are voting for effectively, but not same thing. and but it's not the same thing. and i'll tell you why. this means this meaningless. a this is meaningless. this is a complete it complete non—story because it just is a survey of just means this is a survey of how whingeing british and american people are and they are very windy. but you don't think i mean, there i a lot of i mean, there i know a lot of people who are politically people now who are politically homeless who don't feel that they vote for anyone. and they could vote for anyone. and it does feel like at this moment in political system it does feel like at this moment in isn't political system it does feel like at this moment in isn't really.itical system it does feel like at this moment in isn't really workingstem it does feel like at this moment in isn't really working forn just isn't really working for people. i mean, i'm not imagining am i? this imagining this, am i? this is no, think that a lot of people no, i think that a lot of people are very you know, a lot of people on the left. and i think heohhe— people on the left. and i think heoohe oh— people on the left. and i think heoohe on he— people on the left. and i think people on the on— people on the left. and i think people on the on the- ch" and i think people on the on the right, as vehh— people on the on the right, as vehh. huh— people on the on the right, as well. but certainly i know a lot of well. but certainly i know a lot or oeohhe— well. but certainly i know a lot or heoohe oh— well. but certainly i know a lot of people on-left- well. but certainly i know a lot of people on left felt, of people on the left who felt, vou— of people on the left who felt, you—impossible. you know, it was impossible uhoer— you know, it was impossible under corbyn._ you know, it was impossible under corbyn. yeah i personally hoo— under corbyn. yeah i personally hoe-hhe— under corbyn. yeah i personally hoe-hhe uh— under corbyn. yeah i personally had-the lib dems- under corbyn. yeah i personally had the lib dems at that had to join the lib dems at that hhe— had to join the lib dems at that hhrhe ohe— had to join the lib dems at that hhrhe ehe heu— had to join the lib dems at that time and left labour, joined the lib time and left labour, joined the hhh-hheh—

time and left labour, joined the hhh-hheh-hhh- time and left labour, joined the. lib-then-lib dems lib dems, then an then lib dems hove— lib dems, then an then lib dems hove-hohhere— lib dems, then an then lib dems have-bonkers on— lib dems, then an then lib dems have bonkers on whole have gone bonkers on the whole gehoer— have gone bonkers on the whole gender-hoeohogy- have gone bonkers on the wholei gender-ideology-so gender gender ideology thing. so i've gender gender ideology thing. so hve—hem.— gender gender ideology thing. so i've—them. well,- i've had to leave them. well, the— i've had to leave them. well, hhhelhhe— i've had to leave them. well, this-the thing.— i've had to leave them. well, this-the thing. it- i've had to leave them. well, this the thing. it used to be this is the thing. it used to be vheh— this is the thing. it used to be easier when there _ this is the thing. it used to be easier when there was clear easier when there was a clear heu— easier when there was a clear heh-hohy— easier when there was a clear heh-hohy ohe- easier when there was a clear left party and right wing left wing party and right wing partv- _ left wing party and right wing hurry. vve— left wing party and right wing hurry. vue ooh-h— left wing party and right wing party. �*fvh�*rt; r:rtr" . .. left wing party and right wing party. chin" . .. "rte. party. we don't even really have that anymore. you know, conservatives behaving conservatives aren't behaving like conservatives and labour are class are prioritising middle class labour what need labour are saying what they need to the election, but to say to win the election, but then make some then hopefully make some changes. yeah, but i mean starmer's doing a good starmer's not doing a very good job if the gender ideology thing is about. yeah, he's is worried about. yeah, he's oheohuhehy— is worried about. yeah, he's absolutely failed— is worried about. yeah, he's absolutely failed .that. absolutely failed on that and hhoh-e— absolutely failed on that and there-oh— absolutely failed on that and that's-an-you. that's that's an issue. you know. — that's that's an issue. you- know. _hopeless. know. yeah. pretty hopeless. anyway, to anyway, let's move on to something more optimistic, something a bit more optimistic, shall this shall we? this is what's this one it's peace. one about? it's about peace. it's wouldn't say it's it's about i wouldn't say it's oorhrhhehhe. — it's about i wouldn't say it's optimistic. okay.— it's about i wouldn't say it's optimistic. okay. \rrtr �*thr it's about i wouldn't say it's optimistic. okay. \rrtr th:r optimistic. okay. no. do you hoov— optimistic. okay. no. do you know what? didn't see what it know what? i didn't see what it was, and was taking was, and i was just taking a gamble. yeah. you failed gamble. yeah. that you failed massively. fine. massively. okay, well, fine. well, it's. maybe well, it depends. it's. maybe he— well, it depends. it's. maybe hhe-hor— well, it depends. it's. maybe it's-for them.- well, it depends. it's. maybe it's for them. saudi arabia it's good for them. saudi arabia ohe— it's good for them. saudi arabia ehe—reehorhhgi and iran work towards restoring rehohhohe— relations as foreign ministers hee.— relations as foreign ministers. rreehevvee—h meet. that sounds quite sweet. oven.— meet. that sounds quite sweet. vvehh.-rheehhhg- meet. that sounds quite sweet. well,-meeting in- meet. that sounds quite sweet. well, meeting in china, well, they're meeting in china, so well, they're meeting in china, eo-o-ovhe- well, they're meeting in china,l so _a .axis forming. so we've got a new axis forming. i so we've got a new axis forming. h—heeeeeorhhy- i don't think it's necessarily going— i don't think it's necessarilyi gohhg—gooo going to be particularly good for—hh- going to be particularly good for—h hhe- going to be particularly good for—in the last. for those people in the last ehory— for those people in the last story-actually- for those people in the last story actually do want story who actually do want democracy.— story who actually do want democracy, - is - story who actually do want democracy, is not democracy, this is not necessarily- democracy, this is not necessarily uh, necessarily a good sign. uh, sough— necessarily a good sign. uh, souoh—hroh- necessarily a good sign. uh,l saudi—iran, they've saudi arabia and iran, they've been— saudi arabia and iran, they've heeh—ohher-el been sort of at each other's hhroohe— been sort of at each other's

throats-last- been sort of at each other's throats last since 2016, throats for the last since 2016, when— throats for the last since 2016, vheh-arohho— throats for the last since 2016, when-arabia ba.2- throats for the last since 2016, when arabia ba.2 hinckley when saudi arabia ba.2 hinckley eveeuheo— when saudi arabia ba.2 hinckley eveeuheo o— when saudi arabia ba.2 hinckley executed a prominent shia muslim eherhe— executed a prominent shia muslim eherhe .— executed a prominent shia muslim eherhe . hhere-e— executed a prominent shia muslim cleric . there's been— executed a prominent shia muslim cleric . there's been proxy wars cleric. there's been proxy wars hhrough— cleric. there's been proxy wars rhrough syrho— cleric. there's been proxy wars through syria and— cleric. there's been proxy wars through syria and so, yeah, but hoov— through syria and so, yeah, but hooh .— through syria and so, yeah, but hooh . heoee— through syria and so, yeah, but look , peace arguably is usually look, peace arguably is usually good— look, peace arguably is usually good .— look, peace arguably is usually gooo . huh— look, peace arguably is usually good . huh hh— look, peace arguably is usually good , but it has— look, peace arguably is usually good , but it has having those good, but it has having those hvo— good, but it has having those hvo ohh— good, but it has having those two oil creating— good, but it has having those two oil creating massively veohhhy— two oil creating massively wealthy countries at each ohher-e— wealthy countries at each other's throats— wealthy countries at each other's throats has sort of hehheo— other's throats has sort of hehheo ho— other's throats has sort of helped to push- other's throats has sort of helped to push arguably saudi arohho— helped to push arguably saudi arabia towards— helped to push arguably saudi arabia towards more peaceful hhhhge— arabia towards more peaceful hhhhge vhhh— arabia towards more peaceful things with israel . 'r: arabia towards more peaceful things with israel . ' r: things with israel. and maybe it's things with israel. and maybe he ooh— things with israel. and maybe it's not a great idea to have these countries that have terrible human rights records and hate democracy and attack journalists for doing their job, getting them all together and getting them all together and getting that brokered by china who are also not very good on the whole human rights thing. exactly it does sound like a scary had opec just scary and you just had opec just cutting its the number of barrels producing just at barrels it's producing just at the where inflation starts the point where inflation starts to peak and go down. that's not helping hhe— to peak and go down. that's not helping the world. _ to peak and go down. that's not helping the world. so- to peak and go down. that's not helping the world. so is- atr: grtr : that's not helping the world. to peak and go down. that's not helping the world. so is that is it? lewis is it better when saudi iran at saudi arabia and iran are at each other's well, each other's throats? well, let's like saying was it was it

better when the joined with the soviet union in 1939 or 19? a big leap. that's just like that? no, it is. it is exactly like that. first of all, these two countries, they hate each other. one is shia and one a shiite. they they hate. no one is shia and one is sunni. and they hate each other. and there's no amount of like agreement that's going to that's going to thing. you they hate you know, you think they hate the hate each the jews. they hate each other way is just way more than that. this is just a momentary it's not even a peace thing . it's just like, you peace thing. it's just like, you know , america's every country know, america's every country deals with their enemies. yeah. united states had we've had we've signed agreements with the russians for years. that doesn't mean we. there's a whistle stop historical thank you so much . historical thank you so much. and now we're up to date right hve-re— and now we're up to date right hve-re gohhg— and now we're up to date right hve-re gohhg ho— and now we're up to date right we're going to move now. we're going to move on now. but eohhhg— we're going to move on now. but eohhhglohher— we're going to move on now. but coming-after-break,- we're going to move on now. but coming after break, we're coming up after the break, we're going discussing what going to be discussing what could the world's could be behind the world's fertility problem because louis schaefer in active at the schaefer is in active at the moment. why power showers could become the past and become a thing of the past and why showed up with why darth vader showed up with the german military. see you in

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welcome back to headliners, your first look at friday's newspaper and kicking off with the times and kicking off with the times and the french government aren't fighting for feminists by posing for playboy. yeah, well, this is interesting. this is this is a woman who's saying she reads playboy for the articles is what we used to say when we were back in the day. i don't know whether the going to the young kids are going to understand that's what the young kids are going to undersaying. that's what the young kids are going to undersaying. we're that's what the young kids are going to undersaying. we're not at's what the young kids are going to undersaying. we're not readingt we're saying. we're not reading it. not men. not it. we're not the men. we're not reading it for the dirty half article. i thought was just article. i thought it was just that's on pornhub for that's why i go on pornhub for the article. but the the article. yeah, but the orhhehe—hhei the article. yeah, but the- article _the words article is exactly see the words hhere. — article is exactly see the words hhere. .hhhe— article is exactly see the words there. .this woman,- article is exactly see the words. there. .this woman, marlene there. but this woman, marlene schiappa, is checked on schiappa, which is i checked on the pronunciation, she, she is the pronunciation, she, she is the france's social economy minister , which i had no idea. minister, which i had no idea. have you ever heard of that, andrew? you know everything.

it's the sexiest of all the ministers. what social ministers. what is a social economy minister? who's ministers. what is a social ecrcharge minister? who's ministers. what is a social ecrcharge ofnister? who's ministers. what is a social ecrcharge of money? who's ministers. what is a social ecrcharge of money? no, who's ministers. what is a social ecrcharge of money? no, no, who's ministers. what is a social ecrcharge of money? no, no, i've 's in charge of money? no, no, i've no idea. social economy. social economy. someone who's in economy. it's someone who's in charge of the stuff that charge of all the stuff that doesn't make money, but doesn't really make money, but spends. why is she going to play? i mean, claims that play? i mean, she claims that this empowering thing, this is an empowering thing, that the idea when that she got the idea when pamela went on playboy pamela anderson went on playboy it seem an odd yeah, she it does seem an odd yeah, she said she watched she watched a documentary about pamela anderson how anderson talking about how it was of emancipation for was a sort of emancipation for her. yeah. and then that hhehhreo— her. yeah. and then that inspired-i'm- her. yeah. and then thatl inspired-i'm-glad her. yeah. and then that- inspired-i'm-glad that inspired her. i'm just glad that ehe— inspired her. i'm just glad that ehe ohhh-h— inspired her. i'm just glad that she didn't watch _ inspired her. i'm just glad that she didn't watch boogie nights, hhoh—hh— she didn't watch boogie nights, hhoh—hh vhhh- she didn't watch boogie nights, that—it with that, i that it could be it with that, heeouee— that it could be it with that, because-would- that it could be it with that,. because .would - been that it could be it with that,- because .would - been a because that would have been a hhhhhe— because that would have been a little - extreme. - because that would have been a little-extreme. it- little bit more extreme. it vouho— little bit more extreme. it would-inspired- little bit more extreme. it would inspired . yeah, i would be an inspired. yeah, i _hhe- would be an inspired. yeah, i see. _the thing- would be an inspired. yeah, i see. _the thing is,| see. i see. so the thing is, i mean, playboy apparently does have and have some legitimate and interesting. of interesting. i know a couple of people to for people who used to write for playboy in america, and they're very writers . so playboy in america, and they're very is writers . so playboy in america, and they're very is this writers . so playboy in america, and they're very is this element ters . so playboy in america, and they're very is this element .ars . so playboy in america, and they're very is this element. but so playboy in america, and they're very is this element. but you there is this element. but you are it's odd to then claim that you're the reason you're doing it be it specifically, you want to be an empowered isn't an empowered feminist. isn't that i would say you that a bit odd? i would say you no, because. because there's the belief, there's the there's what do they call that? the the free

sexual movement. something something, something. i don't remember what it's called where, where, where, where, where women can do what they want to do with their bodies. can sex their bodies. they can have sex with as they want with as many people as they want to have. there's no judgements and nobody tell and there's nobody going to tell them do it. but them that they can't do it. but she's posing naked she's not posing naked or anything? no, isn't posing anything? no, she isn't posing naked, but she's made people angry. aren't angry. her colleagues aren't happy. yeah. is she is that eeoo— happy. yeah. is she is that second _feminism - yeah. is she is that second feminism that happy. yeah. is she is that- second _feminism that you're second wave feminism that you're hohhhhg— talking about? i think i think i hhhhh— talking about? i think i think i hhhhh-hhhhh— talking about? i think i think i think-think we're- talking about? i think i think i think think we're going think fifth. i think we're going to think fifth. i think we're going holhoeh— think fifth. i think we're going to back personally. think to go back personally. i think yeah.— to go back personally. i think yeah-vehe- to go back personally. i thinki yeah-vehe-ho to go back personally. i think. yeah-vehe-ho go yeah, probably we're going to go hook— yeah, probably we're going to go hook-huh— yeah, probably we're going to go hook-huh yee- yeah, probably we're going to go back-but yes, our- back to third. but yes, our eohheoguee— back to third. but yes, our colleagues particularly colleagues are not particularly happy/r— colleagues are not particularly happy, understand happy, don't really understand the happy, don't really understand hhe-ehe-e— happy, don't really understand hhe-ehe-e-hol the point that she's trying to make.— the point that she's trying to make—hhe- the point that she's trying to make,_this is- make, that this is this is eorhehov— make, that this is this is somehow a liberation thing. yeah.— somehow a liberation thing. yeah—hue- somehow a liberation thing.i yeah,_just wanted somehow a liberation thing. - yeah,_just wanted to yeah, maybe she just wanted to be. yeah, maybe she just wanted to he—her- yeah, maybe she just wanted to he—her hhhhg.| be. maybe that was her thing. she-e— be. maybe that was her thing. she-e ohvoye— be. maybe that was her thing. she's always wanted be she's always wanted to be in hheyhoy— she's always wanted to be in. hheyhoy—hheh she's always wanted to be in. hheyhhrh—hheh she's always wanted to be in. rhoyoho go—hheh she's always wanted to be in. playdid go on _then she's always wanted to be in playdid go on say then she's always wanted to be in playdid go on say womenien she's always wanted to be in playdid go on say women must she did go on to say women must he— she did go on to say women must feel authorised— she did go on to say women must feel authorised to— she did go on to say women must feel authorised to express what hhey— feel authorised to express what hhey vohh— feel authorised to express what hhey vohh ho— feel authorised to express what they want to example, they want to say. for example, hhe— they want to say. for example, hhhe-hhoh— they want to say. for example, like _that wasn't - like after sex, that wasn't greoh. — like after sex, that wasn't greeh-hueh- like after sex, that wasn't great-just feel- like after sex, that wasn't great. just feel like great. and i just feel like a hoh— great. and i just feel like a hoh oh— great. and i just feel like a lot of women— great. and i just feel like a lot of women have, in my eperhehee— lot of women have, in my evoeeoyhhg — lot of women have, in my expe saying that i don't know if fine saying that i don't know if it fine saying that i don't know if hh heeoeh— fine saying that i don't know if hh heeoeh ho— fine saying that i don't know if it needed to be— fine saying that i don't know if it needed to be said, well, hhohh— it needed to be said, well, hhohh-hor— it needed to be said, well, thank for sharing that thank you for sharing that experience. _ thank you for sharing that experience. ”ht; thank you for sharing that- experience. _we're going to experience. josh, we're going to move the guardian now this move on to the guardian now this forever chemicals. yeah, forever chemicals. josh yeah, these things scare the hell out

of me. they do, and they've sort of me. they do, and they've sort or eeerhhhghy— of me. they do, and they've sort of seemingly come— they do, and they've sort of seemingly come out of nowhere. _one - of seemingly come out of nowhere. one of of seemingly come out of- nowhere. _one of those nowhere. it's like one of those hhe—o— nowhere. it's like one of those hhhe—o-yeorel nowhere. it's like one of those. hhhe—o-yeore ogo like antipodean, a few years ago eveoryhe — everyone started saying antipodean. _ everyone started saying antipodean. for antipodean. well, now it's for hoever— antipodean. well, now it's for forever chemicals. / antipodean. well, now it's for forever chemicals. “cir?" forever chemicals. yeah, but vheh— forever chemicals. yeah, but what are forever what is what are forever chemicals? what's the chemicals that chemicals? what's the chemicals hhoh—e— chemicals? what's the chemicals hhoh—e huh— chemicals? what's the chemicals that_ ? but they're - that last forever? but they're eoyhhg — that last forever? but they're eoyhhg hhoh— that last forever? but they're saying that it's— that last forever? but they're saying that it's linked to hhherhhhhhy— saying that it's linked to infertility in— saying that it's linked to infertility in women. “4115 infertility in women. yes. hhey-re— infertility in women. yes. hhey-re-hhoh- infertility in women. yes. they're-that are| they're chemicals that are hhhheo.— they're chemicals that are - linked,_cookware, linked, like non—stick cookware, hood— linked, like non—stick cookware, food containers,— linked, like non—stick cookware, food containers, some clothing. they— food containers, some clothing. hhey ore— food containers, some clothing. hhey oohy— food containers, some clothing. they are poly fluoroalkyl substances _ they are poly fluoroalkyl substances as— they are poly fluoroalkyl substances as well . ' substances as well. apple, apple— substances as well. apple, apple, bear, whatever . so these apple, bear, whatever. so these things never go away. never go away. bloodstream they get into the water supply and they make women infertile . 40% less chance women infertile. 40% less chance for vho— women infertile. 40% less chance for women who have— women infertile. 40% less chance for women who have a— .. 40% less chance for women who have a higher orhourh— for women who have a higher amount within— for women who have a higher amount within their body , amount within their body, hhere-e— amount within their body, there's 40%_ amount within their body, there's 40% less chance of gehhhhg— there's 40% less chance of getting pregnant within that, vhhhhh— getting pregnant within that, vhhhhh-yeor. - getting pregnant within that, within year. and this within the first year. and this voerorh—h - within the first year. and this voerorh—h o- within the first year. and thisi was—from a report. was a following from a report. we ev— was a following from a report. we eov-h— was a following from a report. we eov-hle— was a following from a report. we saw 1 6 people are we saw that 1 in 6 people are hhherhhhe— we saw that 1 in 6 people are hhherhhhe hh— we saw that 1 in 6 people are infertile in the— we saw that 1 in 6 people are infertile in the world. . infertile in the world. but it's not infertile in the world. but it's hoh hush— infertile in the world. but it's not just fertility. there are also carcinogenic sorts also carcinogenic and all sorts of things. absolutely. but this also carcinogenic and all sorts of this gs. absolutely. but this also carcinogenic and all sorts ofthis is. absolutely. but this also carcinogenic and all sorts of this is theisolutely. but this also carcinogenic and all sorts ofthis is the firsttely. but this also carcinogenic and all sorts of this is the first study ut this also carcinogenic and all sorts of this is the first study thatiis is this is the first study that reohhy— is this is the first study that reohhy-oh— is this is the first study that really-at the- is this is the first study that really at the impact of really looks at the impact of hheee— really looks at the impact of these-chemicals- really looks at the impact of these chemicals . they're these forever chemicals. they're hohhhhg—hul these forever chemicals. they're l banning—eu, some banning them. now, the eu, some of banning them. now, the eu, some oh-eouhhrhee— banning them. now, the eu, some of-countries are— banning them. now, the eu, some of countries are going to of the eu countries are going to be of the eu countries are going to he—aherheo- of the eu countries are going to he—aherheo he- be banning it. america is

hoohhhg—hh- be banning it. america is hoohhhg—hh -l be banning it. america isi looking—it . but looking at banning it. but heohhe— looking at banning it. but heoohe ore— looking at banning it. but people are saying that it's just not people are saying that it's just hoh-heeouee- people are saying that it's just not because there's so not enough because there's so many— not enough because there's sol many _thousands many thousands and thousands of hen. — many thousands and thousands of them. _obviously. many thousands and thousands of them this—obviously. many thousands and thousands of them this massive obviously many thousands and thousands of them this massive getobviously many thousands and thousands of them this massive get ridiously many thousands and thousands of them this massive get rid of sly have this massive get rid of hu— have this massive get rid of hhoh — have this massive get rid of that now. so someone's just invented a thing of a canadian. scientists have a way to scientists have found a way to hhhohhy—hovh - scientists have found a way to finally—down. yes,| finally break them down. yes, huh— finally break them down. yes, huh hhoh-e— finally break them down. yes, but that's-going- finally break them down. yes, but that's going to be but that's still not going to be enough— but that's still not going to be enough-hhey-re- but that's still not going to be enough they're literally enough because they're literally everywhere— everywhere in everything. so how.— everywhere in everything. so reohhy-r-ueh— everywhere in everything. so reohhy-r-ueh-ho- everywhere in everything. so really, just to stop really, they just need to stop proouehhg— really, they just need to stop proouehhg-so- really, they just need to stop producing so louis, you're producing them. so louis, you're a producing them. so louis, you're o-nn.— producing them. so louis, you're o-huh.-hhov.- producing them. so louis, you're a-nut,-know, do- a health nut, you know, do forever— a health nut, you know, do forever chemicals concern you? vou— forever chemicals concern you? you hush— forever chemicals concern you? you huehlheoh.— forever chemicals concern you? you mustl mean, there- forever chemicals concern you? you mustlmean, there must. forever chemicals concern you? you must mean, there must be you must i mean, there must be some bloodstream. you must i mean, there must be some honestly, stream. you must i mean, there must be some honestly, stwast. honestly, honestly, i was not concerned about this. and i'm concerned about this. and i'm concerned everything . but concerned about everything. but i something i agree. it's something of concern more concerned with concern. i'm more concerned with the not the forever chemicals. i'm concerned the chemicals i'm concerned with the chemicals right putting into our right now we're putting into our system a plant diet. system from a plant based diet. all phyto toxins, all of all of the phyto toxins, all of the lectin ins, all of the oxalates lectin ins, all of the oxalates lectin ins, all of the just all the stuff that we think is good. so but but but the problem is, is this is in everything. yeah. it's everywhere. everything we can't escape it. everything. and the things that in order to do it, you can't basically put they say you can't basically put they say you can't basically put they say you can't put anything hot in

plastic . you can't even put any plastic. you can't even put any plastic. you can't even put any plastic. you can't use plastic anymore. well, we're going to move on now to the telegraph. but pope, what's hinting but the pope, what's he hinting at this is odd, at here, louis? this is an odd, odd thing. well it's you know what it is? it's the it's the p0pe what it is? it's the it's the pope realises maybe they've gone too far with the death of love. and they, you know, they've basically turned people off to sex so much that even the pope is saying a good word about sex. the pope pope says sex is a beautiful thing. he's saying sex is a beautiful thing. and in disney plus production , which disney plus production, which i've been involved in many disney plus productions. and so he was at a meeting last year. they filmed it. and he said he said sex is a beautiful thing. obviously, he has no experience with but it's because with sex. no, but it's because if experience, he would if he had experience, he would know is not a beautiful know that sex is not a beautiful oil. well, it depends how it's done , who with. yeah, done, who it's with. yeah, exactly . lately, most people in exactly. lately, most people in this world are ugly. nothing personal . not the people who personal. not the people who like louis for your beautiful . like louis for your beautiful. well, was said about well, who is it was said about with sexual that with sexual activity that the only who find it

only people who don't find it hilarious who are hilarious are those who are engaged it. yeah, it's. it's engaged in it. yeah, it's. it's always a little degrading, always a little bit degrading, but the but on the other hand, the catholic church has always this shouldn't surprise all. shouldn't be a surprise at all. the catholic church has always said activity is said that sexual activity is a blessing there's blessing from god. there's nothing certain people , nothing between certain people, married as long as so married people, as long as so long is open to the long as it is open to the possibility of procreation, which certain of which means certain types of sexual frowned which means certain types of sexuaishall frowned which means certain types of sexuaishall we frowned which means certain types of sexuaishall we sayfrowned which means certain types of sexuaishall we say ,owned which means certain types of sexuaishall we say , children for upon, shall we say, children for them . what do you mean? well, them. what do you mean? well, i'm just saying. the possibility of procreation. the possibility. no, no, i'm just saying there's obviously up. obviously i'm just bringing up. you catholics. you you apologise, catholics. you apologise. josh?— you apologise, catholics. you apologise. josh?-i- you apologise, catholics. /rt:r g josh? i will not apologise. josh? no, i will not ohohoghee—ohl apologise. josh? no, i will noti ohohoghee—oh hh apologise for what's gone on in the apologise for what's gone on in hhe-church— apologise for what's gone on in the-church over- the catholic church over eheorhhg— the catholic church over smearing i hope smearing all catholics. i hope hhere. ho.— smearing all catholics. i hope here. no. r-ueh— smearing all catholics. i hope there. no, just you— smearing all catholics. ”hilt; no, just you know, tiny there. no, just you know, tiny rhhhorhhy— there. no, just you know, tiny hhhorhhy vho— ”hilt; no, just you know, tiny minority who engage in criminal oehhvhhy— minority who engage in criminal oehhvhhy. — minority who engage in criminal oehhvhhy. huh— minority who engage in criminal activity. but listen,— minority who engage in criminal activity. but listen, so- minority who engage in criminal activity. . tr.rt;:�* minority who engage in criminal activity. . activity. but listen, so why is this an article then? why do we care? well, because. because he hoo— care? well, because. because he hoh o— care? well, because. because he hoh o honk— t trt;7’ well, because. because he had a frank discussion about a bunch— had a frank discussion about a bunch-different— had a frank discussion about a bunch different things bunch of different things with hheee— bunch of different things with hheee-youhh - bunch of different things with hheee-youhh .- bunch of different things with these youth , which is these with the youth, which is oeohhe. — these with the youth, which is people- aho — these with the youth, which is people. and-said- these with the youth, which is people. and said the early people. and they said the early 20..— people. and they said the early ehe-hhee— people. and they said the early 20s,-makes me- people. and they said the early 20s, makes me feel 20s, which makes me feel oorhheuhorhy— 20s, which makes me feel particularly what particularly old, asked him what a particularly old, asked him what o—vhoh— particularly old, asked him what o—vhoh o— particularly old, asked him what o—vhoh o hoh.- particularly old, asked him what a what a non. yeah. a non—binary what a non. yeah. hhe— a non—binary what a non. yeah. did-know— a non—binary what a non. yeah. did-know what— a non—binary what a non. yeah. did know what that is? and he did he know what that is? and he was did he know what that is? and he hhe— did he know what that is? and he hhhe hook— did he know what that is? and he was like look everybody's vveheorhe— was like look everybody's welcome in— was like look everybody's welcome in the church. feel

welcome in the church. i feel hhe— welcome in the church. i feel hhhe-rhghh- welcome in the church. i feel hhhe-rhghh ho- welcome in the church. i feel like right to expel like i have no right to expel hyohe— like i have no right to expel ohyohe—hl like i have no right to expel. ohyohe—h heeh anyone from the church. i feel hhe— anyone from the church. i feel hhhe-ooee— anyone from the church. i feel like-does have- anyone from the church. i feel like-does have a- anyone from the church. i feel like does have a right like the pope does have a right to like the pope does have a right ho evheh— like the pope does have a right ho evheh eho— like the pope does have a right to expel and people should like the pope does have a right to expelledi people should like the pope does have a right to expelledi the hople should like the pope does have a right to expelledi the church. jld be expelled from the church. oven.— be expelled from the church. hoh-.— be expelled from the church. war.-. he— be expelled from the church. well,-, he has- be expelled from the church. well,-, he has a- be expelled from the church. well,-, he has a rightl be expelled from the church. i well,-, he has a right to well, i mean, he has a right to excommunicate. i think technically, don't technically, although they don't really should. really do think like he should. but why didn't ask but also, why didn't anyone ask hhh— but also, why didn't anyone ask hhh-ehoheo— but also, why didn't anyone ask him smoked because him if he smoked dope? because hheh— him if he smoked dope? because hheh-geh— him if he smoked dope? because hheh-geh ouh— him if he smoked dope? because hheh-geh ouh rhy— him if he smoked dope? because then-get out my t- him if he smoked dope? because then get out my t shirt then i can get out my t shirt hoh— then i can get out my t shirt from zo— then i can get out my t shirt from zo yeore— then i can get out my t shirt from 20 years ago. i like the pope-— from 20 years ago. i like the pope-pope— from 20 years ago. i like the pope. pope smoked pope. the pope smoked dope. hhoh-e— pope. the pope smoked dope. hhoh-e-vhoh— pope. the pope smoked dope. that's-what what- pope. the pope smoked dope. that's what what is that that's what what what is that home — that's what what what is that home lhhoh— that's what what what is that from? .that like- that's what what what is that from? .that like a- that's what what what is that from? .that like a so- from? is that like a so if you're town in the 90s you're in camden town in the 90s there shirts. i there were lots of t shirts. i think camden town is still stuck in think camden town is still stuck hh hhe— think camden town is still stuck hh hhe eo— think camden town is still stuck in the 90 seconds. _ think camden town is still stuck in the 90 seconds. . in the 90 seconds. last time i was just remember this is was there. just remember this is not religion. is their not our religion. this is their religion. nice to their religion. let's be nice to their religion. let's be nice to their religion. them be religion. you want them to be sorry, going sorry, sorry. okay. we're going to on to power showers to move now on to power showers from times. now, this is the from the times. now, this is the ohhoehhe— from the times. now, this is the ooooehhe oh— from the times. now, this is the ooooehhe of o— from the times. now, this is the opposite of a non— from the times. now, this is the opposite of a non story.- now, this is the opposite of a non story. this is hhe— opposite of a non story. this is hhe-hhoh— opposite of a non story. this is hhe-hhoh gehe— opposite of a non story. this is the-that gets me- opposite of a non story. this is the that gets me passionate. the one that gets me passionate. horgeh— the one that gets me passionate. horgeh-arohho— the one that gets me passionate. forget arabia northern forget saudi arabia and northern hrehoho— forget saudi arabia and northern hrehohhhoh— forget saudi arabia and northern irelanblah under— forget saudi arabia and northern irelanblah under pressure. it blah, blah under pressure. is it all blah, blah under pressure. is it oh over— blah, blah under pressure. is it all over there— blah, blah under pressure. is it all over there for— blah, blah under pressure. is it all over there for your power ehovere— all over there for your power shower? now _ all over there for your power shower? now i— all over there for your power shower? now i don't have a power hoe — shower? now i don't have a power hoe hve— shower? now i don't have a power hoe h-ve r-ueh— shower? now i don't have a power shower. i've just got— shower? now i don't have a power shower. i've just got a pathetic hoe — shower. i've just got a pathetic hoe .hhe— shower. i've just got a pathetic shower.-the idea- shower. i've just got a pathetic shower. the idea is that the shower. but the idea is that the goverhrhehh— shower. but the idea is that the government are— shower. but the idea is that the government are putting through hhhhge— government are putting through hhhhgeleuh. — government are putting through things cut. number ten wants things to cut. number ten wants to things to cut. number ten wants ho euh— things to cut. number ten wants ho euh-voher— things to cut. number ten wants to cut-water from - things to cut. number ten wants to cut water from 144l a day to cut the water from 144l a day per

to cut the water from 144l a day her—oh— to cut the water from 144l a day her—oh overoge- to cut the water from 144l a day per—on average that. per household on average that hhey— per household on average that hhey uee— per household on average that hhey ho— per household on average that they use to 122l_ per household on average that they use to 122l per day by zoee. — they use to 122l per day by zoee. aho— they use to 122l per day by 2038. and they're talking about reehrhehhhg— 2038. and they're talking about restricting things— 2038. and they're talking about restricting things like erg showerheads_ restricting things like erg showerheads and making them emohher— showerheads and making them ehohher. so— showerheads and making them smaller. so less— showerheads and making them smaller. so less water comes out eho— smaller. so less water comes out one ehuh— smaller. so less water comes out and stuff, right?— smaller. so less water comes out and stuff, right? and that's vhoh— and stuff, right? and that's vhoh h— and stuff, right? and that's vhoh h vohh— and stuff, right? and that's what i want to— and stuff, right? and that's what i want to work hard because i what i want to work hard because h vohh— what i want to work hard because h vohh ho— what i want to work hard because h vohh ho ohe— what i want to work hard because i want to one day— what i want to work hard because i want to one day own a garden or hove— i want to one day own a garden or have o— i want to one day own a garden or have a garden— i want to one day own a garden or have a garden or— i want to one day own a garden or have a garden or have access to or have a garden or have access ho o— or have a garden or have access ho o goroeh— or have a garden or have access ho o goroeh .— or have a garden or have access ho o goroeh . aho— or have a garden or have access to a garden . and i— or have a garden or have access to a garden . and i would like to a garden. and i would like a hover— to a garden. and i would like a power ehovver— to a garden. and i would like a power shower . _ to a garden. and i would like a power shower . atrt; to a garden. and i would like a power shower . ttrt; to a garden. and i would like a power shower . atrt power shower. these are the two things they're saying. you won't be able to. and now, now it's hhe.— be able to. and now, now it's hhhe. war,— be able to. and now, now it's like, well, what's— be able to. and now, now it's like, well, what's the - and now, now it's like, well, what's the point of he — like, well, what's the point of he vorhhhg— like, well, what's the point of he vorhhhg hh— like, well, what's the point of me working if i— like, well, what's the point of me working if i can't get my power— me working if i can't get my power shower?— me working if i can't get my power shower? and then they go and power shower? and then they go eho-heohhe — power shower? and then they go eho-heohhe vho- power shower? and then they go and people who have and denigrate people who have ehovvee— and denigrate people who have showers _ like, - and denigrate people who have| showers—like, you showers in their baths like, you know.— showers in their baths like, you hhov.-vhheh — showers in their baths like, you know,-which.me- showers in their baths like, you know,-which.me .- showers in their baths like, you know, which me . and know, shower, which is me. and it know, shower, which is me. and hh—ehohhhehi it becomes very, very snobbish here—reohl it becomes very, very snobbishj here—reed . here and very painful to read. huh— here and very painful to read. huh hh— here and very painful to read. huh hh he— here and very painful to read. but it is interesting to find ouh— but it is interesting to find ouh hhoh— but it is interesting to find out that actually, if you're hovhhg— out that actually, if you're having baths,— out that actually, if you're having baths, you know, you hhhhh— having baths, you know, you hhhhh. oh.— having baths, you know, you think, oh, having baths are reohhy— think, oh, having baths are really _water. i think, oh, having baths are. really _water. they really bad for the water. they use a.more water.- really bad for the water. they use a more water. but if you use a lot more water. but if you are use a lot more water. but if you hovhhg— use a lot more water. but if you are having power— use a lot more water. but if you are having power showers, eerhohhhy— are having power showers, certainly longer five certainly longer than five hhhuhee— certainly longer than five minutes normal certainly longer than five- minutes-normal shower minutes or just a normal shower , minutes orjust a normal showerj —you-re , longer than 20 minutes, you're oehuohhy— , longer than 20 minutes, you're actually better— , longer than 20 minutes, you're actually better off— , longer than 20 minutes, you're actually better off taking a hohh. — actually better off taking a hohh. _hover- actually better off taking a bath. actually better off taking a i bath. ipower showers are bath. the power showers are just, they're very just, you know, they're very nice. pleasant . nice. they're very pleasant. they wake up and they're

they wake you up and they're a bit of luxury. you got bit of a luxury. have you got a power shower? i don't it's power shower? i don't think it's a think it's a power shower. i think it's just robust shower. ifeel just a robust shower. i feel like you're trying- just a robust shower. i feel like you're trying to- i feel like you're trying to get out of the like you're trying to get out of hhe hoh— like you're trying to get out of hhe hoh you— like you're trying to get out of the fact you have— like you're trying to get out of the fact you have a power shower heeouee— the fact you have a power shower heeoueevoh-h- because you don't want to ohhehohe— alienate people who feel very angry— alienate people who feel very angry-hove- alienate people who feel very angry-hove o- alienate people who feel very angry have a power. it angry that you have a power. it hoeeh-h— angry that you have a power. it doesn't matter— angry that you have a power. it doesn't matter because house doesn't matter because my house has doesn't matter because my house hoe—oh- doesn't matter because my house hoe—oh voheri doesn't matter because my house hhey—oh voheri doesn't matter because my house hvday because of water doesn't matter because my house hvday because there's of water doesn't matter because my house hvday because there's a of water doesn't matter because my house hvday because there's a leakater doesn't matter because my house hvday because there's a leak iner a day because there's a leak in hhe— a day because there's a leak in hhe ohee.— a day because there's a leak in hhe ohee-heve- a day because there's a leak in the pipes, we've just the pipes, which we've just reeohveo. — the pipes, which we've just resolved. iwasn'ti the pipes, which we've just resolved. . resolved. it wasn't my fault. anyway. i'm not going use anyway. i'm not going to use this about this platform to complain about that. showers. that. okay. lewis power showers. do i don't have do you have one? i don't have a power shower. and when i moved to country, people didn't to this country, people didn't even didn't even have showers. they didn't have used have any showers. you you used to go into the bath and to have to go into the bath and stick under stick your head under the running water. you had to basically take bath. i'm basically take a bath. i'm against bathing washing. it kills smell . it kills the kills the smell. it kills the germs that attract each other. it's the death of love is that if people smelled a bit. i take a shower every single day and it's brought me nothing. no good is that if people were smellier , there'd be a lot more love in this world. very this world. okay. very interesting take. have you heard that before ? well, i mean, i've that before? well, i mean, i've heard the idea that if don't heard the idea that if you don't wash, naturally wash, your body naturally cleanses off. i've

cleanses itself off. but i've also people wash also known people who don't wash . true. no it . and it's not true. no it isn't. you've got to wash ohyvoy. — isn't. you've got to wash ohyvoy. hve-re— . you've got to wash anyway. we're going on to this ehory— anyway. we're going on to this ehory — anyway. we're going on to this story now. this— anyway. we're going on to this story now. this is— anyway. we're going on to this story now. “ anyway. we're going on to this story now. t d story now. this is the telegraph stormtroopers germany . stormtroopers back in germany. that doesn't sound good. no it doesn't sound good. but basically , remember, this is the basically, remember, this is the german military surprise that danh german military surprise that darth darth vader. that darth vader. they invited darth vader from star wars. not the real danh from star wars. not the real darth vader . from star wars. not the real darth vader. not from star wars. not the real darth vader . not the from star wars. not the real darth vader. not the real one. someone dressed up as darth as danh someone dressed up as darth as darth vader. the real ones. the real ones. expensive. yes. he's at comic—con. okay. for the at comic—con. okay. and for the opening ceremony of the new headquarters of germany's germany space command, i didn't even know they had a space flanked by stormtroopers. they must have known that. that what's his name? george lucas. he based the stormtroopers on on the storm . maybe they're in the storm. maybe they're in oehhoh. — the storm. maybe they're in oehhoh. h— the storm. maybe they're in denial. i mean,— maybe they're in denial. i mean, could see denial. i mean, you could see hhe— denial. i mean, you could see hhe-hhee— denial. i mean, you could see hhe-hhere oh- denial. i mean, you could see the ithere of the- the trousers there of the ohheer— the trousers there of the officer looking particularly ish vvhhh— officer looking particularly ish vvhhh eeohee— officer looking particularly ish will geddes with the flared kind of eheeh. — will geddes with the flared kind of effect. yeah. i will geddes with the flared kind of effect. yeah. soi will geddes with the flared kind of effect. yeah. r: r: of effect. yeah. so how did they not know that this was based on the? well, the irony of it is, guys, maybe all the time they've been watching it, they're like,

we're rebellion. do we're the rebellion. do you thinkiwouldi we're the rebellion. do you thinkiwould havei we're the rebellion. do you thinkiwould have the think you would have thought the german— think you would have thought the german militaryi think you would have thought the german military have been german military would have been the german military would have been hhe—hh— german military would have been therit carefuli german military would have been theiit'sibit carefuli german military would have been theiit's albit carefuli german military would have been theiit's a it's carefuli german military would have been theiit's a it's airefuli german military would have been theiit's a it's a bituli german military would have been theiit's a it's a bit stupid,i about? it's a it's a bit stupid, isn't it? it's a bit of a it is a bit stupid. it's a it's a movie. it's a movie. a series of movies. yeah. the truth is, is that when it came out, america was coming out of vietnam. um, a case could be made that america, which i love, were. which is a country i love, were. were the going into. i don't want to say we were the, but we were like stormtrooper with our huge military might as pressing. yeah, but star wars, vietnamese based on because he calls them stormtroopers . yeah, but. but at stormtroopers. yeah, but. but at the time , americans who you the time, americans who you thought those guys harrison ford were like young, spunky americans . any thoughts, josh americans. any thoughts, josh yes. first americans. any thoughts, josh yes . first of all, people say yes. first of all, people say chrhe— yes. first of all, people say one eho— yes. first of all, people say chris and they— “rtt: first of all, people say chris and they should have gone vhhh— chris and they should have gone vhhh hhe— chris and they should have gone with the rebels.— chris and they should have gone with the rebels. no, because rehehe— with the rebels. no, because rebels, they'd i with the rebels. no, because rebels, they'd probably have to get rebels, they'd probably have to geh oehuoh— rebels, they'd probably have to get actual because they'd get actual actors because they'd hove—hoeee- get actual actors because they'dl have ifaces because have to show their faces because everyhohy—hoeel everybody there had their face covered,imuch. i everybody there had their face covered, i much. so i everybody there had their face covered, much. so that's covered, pretty much. so that's eheoher— covered, pretty much. so that's one cheaper option. the one cheaper option. and the ohher— one cheaper option. and the ohher-he— one cheaper option. and the ohher-he hh— one cheaper option. and the otheriis it it- one cheaper option. and the other is it it seems like other thing is it it seems like a other thing is it it seems like u hoo— other thing is it it seems like u hoh ehory— other thing is it it seems like u hoh ehory .— other thing is it it seems like a bad story , buti other thing is it it seems like a bad story , but it turns out a bad story, but it turns out hhoh— a bad story, but it turns out that america— a bad story, but it turns out that america did this first, r-ueh— that america did this first, just-up— that america did this first,

r-ueh-uh hhehr- that america did this first, just up their base a that america did this first,- justiup their base a few just opening up their base a few yeore— just opening up their base a few yeore-hhe— just opening up their base a few yeore-hhe us— just opening up their base a few yearsithe us space- just opening up their base a few years the us space force years ago. so the us space force did years ago. so the us space force he he— years ago. so the us space force eho hhhe hh— years ago. so the us space force did this in 2021.— years ago. so the us space force did this in 2021. star wars ehoroehere— did this in 2021. star wars characters ,i did this in 2021. star wars characters , star wars character characters, star wars character vhhh — characters, star wars character vhhh _oehuohhy- characters, star wars character with i actually it's i characters, star wars character with actually it's just with. and so actually it's just hhey— with. and so actually it's just hhey-oh— with. and so actually it's just theonffiideai with. and so actually it's just. theonffiidea which with. and so actually it's just they the off idea which with. and so actually it's just they the real idea which with. and so actually it's just they the real bad idea which with. and so actually it's just they the real bad bit. a which with. and so actually it's just they the real bad bit. oh,1ich that's the real bad bit. oh, come on, man. i that's the real bad bit. oh, come on, man. ' come on, man. a lack of imagination. so come on, man. ' trt; so everyone's imagination. so everyone's going— imagination. so everyone's gohhg. oh.— imagination. so everyone's going, oh, they'vei trt; so everyone's going, oh, they've got a funny eehee—hhe- going, oh, they've got a funnyi sense ithe germans, going, oh, they've got a funny sen like, the germans, going, oh, they've got a funny senlike, no, the germans, going, oh, they've got a funny senlike, no, it's the germans, going, oh, they've got a funny senlike, no, it's even germans, going, oh, they've got a funny senlike, no, it's even worseins, it's like, no, it's even worse hhoh— it's like, no, it's even worse he hhoh. — it's like, no, it's even worse than that. they— it's like, no, it's even worse than that. they actually plagiarised. i than that. they actually plagiarised. �*fvr�*rt;.. rt.rt:rt g than that. they actually plagiarised. well, coming in plagiarised. well, coming up in a we're going be a few moments, we're going to be discussing snakes on a plane, sexism and obesity. and why calorie counting is not a good thing . see you in a moment.

welcome back to headliners with me, andrew doyle . your first me, andrew doyle. your first look at friday's newspapers and kicking off this section with the times. now, people should stop counting calories, apparently. certainly those who have — apparently. certainly those who have eohhhg— apparently. certainly those who have eating disorders.- trt; certainly those who have eating disorders. yes menu. cohorhe— have eating disorders. yes menu. calorie counts,i have eating disorders. yes menu. calorie counts, dangerous for heohhe— calorie counts, dangerous for heoohe vhhh— calorie counts, dangerous for people with eating disorders. hhhe— people with eating disorders. hhhe he— people with eating disorders. this is something that's been hroughh— this is something that's been hroughh hh—

this is something that's been brought in where— this is something that's been brought in where on when you eat out brought in where on when you eat ouh hh— brought in where on when you eat out in restaurants— brought in where on when you eat out in restaurants and cafes and heheovoye— out in restaurants and cafes and takeaways, it'lli out in restaurants and cafes and takeaways, it'll now the takeaways, it'll say, now the eohorhee— takeaways, it'll say, now the calories,isicki takeaways, it'll say, now the calories,isick ofi takeaways, it'll say, now the calories, sick of that. calories, i get sick of that. it calories, i get sick of that. hh hush— calories, i get sick of that. rh r-ueh heue— calories, i get sick of that. it just tells unhealthy it just tells you how unhealthy the is. and now experts are the food is. and now experts are hoeheohhy— the food is. and now experts are hoeheohhy eoyhhg— : and now experts are basically saying people basically saying that people vhhh— basically saying that people vhhh-eho— basically saying that people with and anorexia, with bulimia and anorexia, hhoh-e— with bulimia and anorexia, hhoh-e gohhg— with bulimia and anorexia, that's going to— with bulimia and anorexia, that's going to make it worse for hheh— that's going to make it worse for them because— that's going to make it worse for them because they're going to for them because they're going ho eee— for them because they're going ho hhoee— for them because they're going to see those calories and start ehooehhg— to see those calories and start ehooehhg hhe— to see those calories and start choosing the meals that have the heeeh— choosing the meals that have the heoeh-hh-e— choosing the meals that have the heoeh-hh-e gohhg— choosing the meals that have the least.iit's going to- choosing the meals that have the least. it's going to of least. and it's going to sort of r-ueh— least. and it's going to sort of justiremindedi least. and it's going to sort of just reminded kaja just being reminded of kaja hohee. — just being reminded of kaja kallas. ienough.i just being reminded of kaja kallas. enough. yes. the kallas. this is enough. yes. the hhhereehhhg— kallas. this is enough. yes. the interestininsi kallas. this is enough. yes. the interestinins thati interesting thing is that oehuohhy— interesting thing is that actuallyinoti interesting thing is that actually not really about actually it's not really about eohorhee— actually it's not really about calories of calories necessarily in terms of hohhhohhhhg— calories necessarily in terms of maintaining weight, a healthy vehghh— maintaining weight, a healthy vehghh eho— maintaining weight, a healthy weight and whatnot. there are ohher— weight and whatnot. there are other factors. i weight and whatnot. there are other factors. the— weight and whatnot. there are other factors. the foods have vhhomhe— other factors. the foods have vitamins. and i'm i'm vitamins. and look, i'm i'm ehhhhhg— vitamins. and look, i'm i'm ehhhhhg hexh— vitamins. and look, i'm i'm sitting next to— vitamins. and look, i'm i'm sitting next to the world expert here— sitting next to the world expert here i nutrition i sitting next to the world expert here i nutrition . i sitting next to the world expert here nutrition . on nutrition. here on nutrition. on nutrition. huh— here on nutrition. on nutrition. huh-hee— here on nutrition. on nutrition. huh-he-ehoh. — here on nutrition. on nutrition. butihe's not. louisi here on nutrition. on nutrition. but he's not. but no, he's not. louis thinks we should just meat . well, we should just eat meat. well, we should just eat meat. well, we have a weight. youi : well, we have a weight. you know, here— we have a weight. you know, hhere he— we have a weight. you know, hhere he o— we have a weight. you know, there is a massive. but so vhhheh— there is a massive. but so whilst this— there is a massive. but so whilst this may- there is a massive. but so whilst this may be true that it may— whilst this may be true that it hey—vhhh- whilst this may be true that it may iwith eating may affect people with eating hheorhere— may affect people with eating disordersiyesi may affect people with eating disorders yes there a disorders badly. yes there is a reasonibecausei disorders badly. yes there is a reason because rest reason for it because the rest of reason for it because the rest oh-heeohhhg- reason for it because the rest oh-heeohhhg o- reason for it because the rest of becoming a big old of us are becoming a big old hohhhee— of us are becoming a big old fattiesineedisorti of us are becoming a big old. fattiesineedisort this fatties and we need to sort this ouh. — fatties and we need to sort this ouh. _ouh— fatties and we need to sort this ouh. _ohu ve— fatties and we need to sort this out. iand we do- fatties and we need to sort this out. well, and we do because, you know, it's obviously very bad in america it's bad for us, but in america it's particularly at the moment. 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particularly bad here. two thirdsiadultsi particularly bad here. two thirds adults in england are thirds of adults in england are overvehghh— thirds of adults in england are overvehghh or— thirds of adults in england are overweight or obese. louis i'm going— overweight or obese. louis i'm gohhg—vhhh- going to say this with an eherhehh— going to say this with an element dread. going to say this with an- elementidread. iyou have element of dread. do you have any— element of dread. do you have any this story? any thoughts on this story? well, we've only got three hours for show. i do for the rest of the show. i do have which is have thoughts, which is which is he. — have thoughts, which is which is he. hhhe— have thoughts, which is which is he. hhhe he— have thoughts, which is which is this. this is more— have thoughts, which is which is this. this is more noni have thoughts, which is which is this. “ this. this is more non news. they they ask it's a non story. they they ask it's a non story. they ask people who are triggered by weight issues . yes. triggered by weight issues. yes. are they triggered by this weight issue? and of course, they're going to say , yes, they're going to say, yes, they're going to say, yes, they're triggered. they didn't ask any normal people . they ask any normal people. they didn't ask. fair enough. fair enough. didn't ask. fair enough. fair enough . normal. fair enough. enough. normal. fair enough. we're going to move on, though, enough. normal. fair enough. wethe going to move on, though, enough. normal. fair enough. wethe daily to move on, though, enough. normal. fair enough. wethe daily mailove on, though, enough. normal. fair enough. wethe daily mail storyn, though, enough. normal. fair enough. wethe daily mail story aboutigh, to the daily mail story about obesity, sexism , two of obesity, louis sexism, two of your favourite subjects. well, says women deal says men and women deal differently food. well, differently with food. well, that's true. it must be because people people are different . but people people are different. but this this lost me because this this story lost me because basically, basically the number one reason why people are fat is not because of themselves. this is another way of blaming them, blaming people for their own fat. they're saying that they've been triggered, that they have some brain signal in so some brain signal in there. so if they're fat , it's because some brain signal in there. so if thebrainst , it's because some brain signal in there. so if thebrains are t's because some brain signal in there. so if thebrains are operating;

their brains are operating differently . well, josh, is differently. well, josh, it is interesting, this interesting, though, that this article that you article is claiming that you know, elements of male brains and female brains respond differently. and creates differently. and that creates more likelihood of obesity . more likelihood of obesity. motty yeah. if for different reasons. so this— motty yeah. if for different reasons. so this is- “cir?" if for different reasons. so this is it's very hhhereehhhg— reasons. so this is it's very interesting because it's turning out interesting because it's turning ouhrho-e— interesting because it's turning out more evidence out out there's more evidence out hhee— out there's more evidence out hhere hhoh— out there's more evidence out there that men— out there's more evidence out there that men and women are hhherehh. — there that men and women are different. who'di there that men and women are different. r: g different. who'd have thought that? yeah, crazy. it's not being condemned as a transphobic. exactly. i transphobic. well, exactly. i was reading this and i i was reading this and i was rt. �*fvr�*rt;.. rt;,h

brain that that is what- stimulatesiobviously, stimulates this. now, obviously, it's stimulates this. now, obviously, hhe—horh- stimulates this. now, obviously, hhe—hoh of| it's always going to be part of the it's always going to be part of hhe-hhey— it's always going to be part of hhe-hhey-oh- it's always going to be part of. the itheonf seem the brain, but they sort of seem to the brain, but they sort of seem ho-oovh— the brain, but they sort of seem ho-hovh ho— the brain, but they sort of seem ho-hovh ho hh- the brain, but they sort of seem toidown to it by- the brain, but they sort of seem to down to it by sort to have got down to it by sort of to have got down to it by sort or gehhhhg— to have got down to it by sort or gehhhhg hhho— to have got down to it by sort of getting into little mice hhhe— of getting into little mice brains. andi of getting into little mice brains. and but this mean brains. and but does this mean you—hoh- you could technically not necessarily— you could technically noti necessarilnyou necessarily operate, but you eouhh — necessarily operate, but you eouhh—horhl necessarily operate, but you eouho—horh ofl necessarily operate, but you. couldeart of the could switch off the part of the hhhe— could switch off the part of the hohe—hh— could switch off the part of the brain?iitisome| brain? seems like it like some eoh— brain? seems like it like some eorh of— brain? seems like it like some sort of lobotomyi brain? seems like it like some sort of lobotomy like some. brain? seems like it like some sortnot.obotomy like some. brain? seems like it like some sort not advising like some. brain? seems like it like some sort not advising that.le some. brain? seems like it like some sort not advising that. no ome. brain? seems like it like some sort not advising that. no but. i'm not advising that. no but hhhe— i'm not advising that. no but hhe—eorh- i'm not advising that. no but hhhe—eorh oh- i'm not advising that. no buti thisisort of seem this is what they sort of seem to this is what they sort of seem holeuggeehhhg.— this is what they sort of seem holeuggeehhhg. he- this is what they sort of seem to suggesting, is that if you to be suggesting, is that if you vhhe— to be suggesting, is that if you vhhe ouh— to be suggesting, is that if you can wipe out this,— to be suggesting, is that if you can wipe out this, the central ohygooho— can wipe out this, the central ohygooho .— can wipe out this, the central ohygooho . ah— can wipe out this, the central amygdala . all right, whatever amygdala. all right, whatever i ooh-h— amygdala. all right, whatever i hoh-h vhhh— amygdala. all right, whatever i don't want someone i've got guhhe— don't want someone i've got guhhe oh— don't want someone i've got quite an addictive personality, but quite an addictive personality, huh h— quite an addictive personality, huh h ooh-h— quite an addictive personality, but i don't want— quite an addictive personality, but i don't want someone probing orouhh— but i don't want someone probing orouhh-hoohhhg- but i don't want someone probing aroundilookingiani around my brain looking for an off evhheh. — around my brain looking for an off switch. idon'ti around my brain looking for an off switch. r:rtr" . r?" off switch. you don't have an addictive everyone addictive personality. everyone is addicted to alcohol. everyone. the question isn't like, what makes somebody addicted to alcohol. the question is what makes someone not addicted after they've been drinking alcohol? it's totally normal. our bodies, it just willpower. then no, it's not willpower. then no, it's not willpower. what it is, is it's the food itself, which basically sugaris the food itself, which basically sugar is preparing for us winter time. that is the switch according to dr. johnson. you can google at university of colorado, talks about colorado, where he talks about this switch, which tells the this fat switch, which tells the body that it's time to . but body that it's time to. but what's that got to-

body that it's time to. but what's that got to do- what's that got to do with my herohh— what's that got to do with my heroin addiction? t heroin addiction? because heeouee— heroin addiction? because because they're all related. they're based on on uric they're all based on on uric acid. so was taking heroin in acid. so i was taking heroin in hhe— acid. so i was taking heroin in hhe-veh— acid. so i was taking heroin in theiyeah.iwasi the summer. yeah. that was oreoorhhg— the summer. yeah. that was orehorhhg rhe— the summer. yeah. that was preparing me for— the summer. yeah. that was preparing me for my winter. the lrohher— preparing me for my winter. the same. iratherigoitoi same. i'd rather you go back to the board josh that the board games, josh that worries just worries me less. can we just quickly just for quickly, we've just got time for this which is the metro this story, which is the metro most important story of the day. louis most important louis i think most important story the is a woman, the story of the day is a woman, the woman orders piss water and she gets delivered piss water and is like, i think we're talking about lager here. yes. well, she orders carl's berg beer, which is horrific beer, right. she orders it and they they basically messed up at the at the it seems like a non story but the more you read it and the more details come out she's like after the fourth kind of beer i was like, something was like, there's something wrong beer. yeah. it's was like, there's something wrorshe beer. yeah. it's was like, there's something wrorshe took beer. yeah. it's was like, there's something wrorshe took and aer. yeah. it's was like, there's something wrorshe took and theyyeah. it's was like, there's something wrorshe took and they bought s like she took and they bought hhhe— like she took and they bought hhe— like she took and they bought nine, nine casesi like she took and they bought nine, nine cases and they bought it nine, nine cases and they bought hh heeouee— nine, nine cases and they bought hh heeoueehh-— nine, nine cases and they bought it because in wales. i it because they're in wales. i hhee-h— it because they're in wales. i hhhh-h-hhhe— it because they're in wales. i didn'tithis,ihei it because they're in wales. i didn't this, he went it because they're in wales. ii didn'tithis,ihe went to didn't know this, but he went to a didn't know this, but he went to o—hh— didn't know this, but he went to o—hh hrhehoh- didn't know this, but he went to aiin bristol and- didn't know this, but he went to a in bristol and she a funeral and in bristol and she woe-huy— a funeral and in bristol and she voe-huy hhe— a funeral and in bristol and she wasibuy nine casesi a funeral and in bristol and she was buy nine cases of was like, buy nine cases of corheherg— was like, buy nine cases of carlsberg because it's cheaper euoooeeohy— carlsberg because it's cheaper supposedly england supposedly in england than vvohee. — supposedly in england thani vvohee. _one

wales. i didn't know that. and hhoh-e— wales. i didn't know that. and hhoh-e-he— wales. i didn't know that. and hhoh-e-he-so- wales. i didn't know that. and that'siheiso hei wales. i didn't know that. and that's he so he went, that's what he did. so he went, hhh— that's what he did. so he went, h-h-ho— that's what he did. so he went, h-h-ho-o— that's what he did. so he went, i'm ito ia funerali i'm going to go to a funeral every— i'm going to go to a funeral every ehouo— i'm going to go to a funeral every cloud silver lining gets to every cloud silver lining gets ho huy— every cloud silver lining gets ho buy-beer.— every cloud silver lining gets to buy beer. they're to buy some beer. and they're all to buy some beer. and they're ohh ehueh— to buy some beer. and they're ohh ehueh hh— to buy some beer. and they're all stuck in her— to buy some beer. and they're all stuck in her bedroom. so corheherg— all stuck in her bedroom. so carlsberg havei all stuck in her bedroom. so carlsberg have sent her £15 as hhhe— carlsberg have sent her £15 as hhe-eho— carlsberg have sent her £15 as thisiand she'si carlsberg have sent her £15 asi thisiand she'siangry this thing, and she's very angry heeouee— this thing, and she's very angry because she's— this thing, and she's very angry because she'sigoti this thing, and she's very angry because she's got nine, because she's still got nine, hhe— because she's still got nine, hhe-hefh. — because she's still got nine, hhe-hefh. - because she's still got nine,i nineileft. unfortunately nine crates left. unfortunately , we've out of. it's a good, , we've run out of. it's a good, good great good story. story it's a great story. let's run through quickly before the front covers before we end the front covers for so leading for friday. so we're leading with the mail they run with royals, hit by new payout demand over slavery . link the telegraph over slavery. link the telegraph hasira over slavery. link the telegraph has ira terror fear ahead of biden. visit the times strike to overwhelm a&e and the express has negotiated. no. we'll fight to putin the last man and the sun bad friday that's travel disruption expected for good friday. finally mamma mia in the daily star . friday. finally mamma mia in the daily star. the friday. finally mamma mia in the daily star . the italian friday. finally mamma mia in the daily star. the italian pm is angry that italians are saying too many english words. those were your front pages there that is all we've got time for. thanks to josh and lewis. join us tomorrow . leo kearse will be us tomorrow. leo kearse will be on with josh and nick. and remember, if you're watching the 5 stay tuned for 5 am. repeat, stay tuned for the breakfast just after the breakfast show just after

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hello. good evening. it's me, patrick christie's. unfortunately, no, i am not jacob rees—mogg, but i will do my best to deliver the goods on state of the nation tonight. it's story time specifically drag queen, story time. the national education union has doubled down in an attempt to challenge the so called heteronormative culture and heteronorm ative culture and curriculum heteronormative culture and curriculum that dominates education. yeah. all right. good luck with that. and you'd think the wokerati of the people's repubuc the wokerati of the people's republic of the guardian would have learned their lesson after their own report revealed their founder's links slavery. now founder's links to slavery. now it they may have only it seems they may have only conducted their own self deprecating research to not seem

like hypocrites for coming after our royal family the woke mob trying to get involved with our coronation. it's shocking. and for those of you disappointed that rees—mogg is taking some well—earned easter time off, you will be hearing from a little bit later on. i promise you that state of the nation starts now . state of the nation starts now. yes. we're also going to be heafing yes. we're also going to be hearing from my esteemed panel this evening . it's hearing from my esteemed panel this evening. it's a hearing from my esteemed panel this evening . it's a fabulous this evening. it's a fabulous one. this senior political correspondent at the daily express, christine kowski fan favourite, housewives favourite, and gb news very own nigel nelson as well. i mean, he's all right as well as though. right as well as ever, though. i want hear from you. and it want to hear from you. and it doesn't cost to keep in doesn't cost much to keep in touch. you can get in touch touch. erg you can get in touch with mail mog at gbnews.uk look, i just want to run through and say as well that we are say to you as well that we are going covering in a going to be covering in a big way that barge story, the migrant barge story as well in dorset. so we've got it all for

you tonight. ladies and gentlemen. that's your appetiser. but right now it's time your with polly time for your starter with polly middlehurst . patrick. thank you middlehurst. patrick. thank you and good evening— middlehurst. patrick. thank you and good evening to— middlehurst. patrick. thank you and good evening to you.- 3: m thank you and good evening to you. our top ehory— and good evening to you. our top ehory oh— and good evening to you. our top ehory oh oh— and good evening to you. our top story on gb newsi and good evening to you. our top story on gb news tonight. well, ehorhe— story on gb news tonight. well, ehorhe ho— story on gb news tonight. well, efforts to weed— story on gb news tonight. well, efforts to weed out— story on gb news tonight. well, efforts to weed out hundreds of hohehhhohhy— efforts to weed out hundreds of potentially corrupt police ohheere— potentially corrupt police officers from i potentially corrupt police officers from britain's biggest horee— officers from britain's biggest force are underway. counter—terrorism officers, ohohg— counter—terrorism officers, ohohg vhhh— counter—terrorism officers, along with those who tackle serious organised crime, have been— serious organised crime, have been hohee— serious organised crime, have been drafted in— serious organised crime, have been drafted in to help clean up the metropolitan— been drafted in to help clean up the metropolitan police force of hhoh— the metropolitan police force of more than 1000— the metropolitan police force of more than 1000 cases, nearly 700 vhhh— more than 1000 cases, nearly 700 vhhh he— more than 1000 cases, nearly 700 will be assessed,— more than 1000 cases, nearly 700 will be assessed, with 200 referred— will be assessed, with 200 referred to i will be assessed, with 200 referred to formal risk management or vetting. former senior investingi management or vetting. former senior investing rating officer at senior investing rating officer oh hhe— senior investing rating officer oh hhe heh— senior investing rating officer at the met simon harding , says at the met simon harding, says vehhhhg— at the met simon harding, says vetting shouldi at the met simon harding, says vetting should be— at the met simon harding, says vetting should be an absolute orhorhhy— vetting should be an absolute hrhorhhy. — vetting should be an absolute priority . we'vei vetting should be an absolute priority . �*fvh�*rt; t vetting should be an absolute priority . t priority. we've taken away that kind of process of vetting which which helped identify people at a very early stage. yes, people would get through when you cross over from force to force because you're already sort of branded,

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