. and convicts of child offences. and no— convicts of child offences. and no rapists— convicts of child offences. and 130 rapists have— convicts of child offences. and 130 rapists have been handed community— 130 rapists have been handed community punishments or suspended— community punishments or suspended sentences. it's labour-s— suspended sentences. it's labour's latest- suspended sentences. it's labour's latest attack on the government— labour's latest attack on the government in— labour's latest attack on the government in the run up to the local— government in the run up to the local elections— government in the run up to the local elections in— government in the run up to the local elections in may. earlier, the— local elections in may. earlier, the party— local elections in may. earlier, the party shared— local elections in may. earlier, the party shared an advert on twitter— the party shared an advert on twitter claiming— the party shared an advert on twitter claiming rishi sunak deem-t— twitter claiming rishi sunak doesn't think— twitter claiming rishi sunak doesn't think child sex abusers should— doesn't think child sex abusers should go— doesn't think child sex abusers shouhh go to— doesn't think child sex abusers should go to prison , a move tory should go to prison, a move tory hhhhh— should go to prison, a move tory ministers called— should go to prison, a move tory ministers called vile and desperate— ministers called vile and desperate .— ministers called vile and desperate . israel's foreign desperate. israel's foreign hhhshy— desperate. israel's foreign hhhshy says— desperate. israel's foreign ministry says at least one hesh— ministry says at least one hesh hes— ministry says at least one person has been killed and five others— person has been killed and five others injured— person has been killed and five others injured in— person has been killed and five others injured in a— person has been killed and five others injured in a terrorist dhdeh— others injured in a terrorist dhdeh h— others injured in a terrorist attack in tel— others injured in a terrorist attack in tel aviv . police say attack in tel aviv. police say the— attack in tel aviv. police say the incident— attack in tel aviv. police say the incident involved a shooting and d— the incident involved a shooting and d ed— the incident involved a shooting and a car ramming. the incident involved a shooting and a car ramming . the victims and a car ramming. the victims dd— and a car ramming. the victims were all tourists— and a car ramming. the victims were all tourists ,_ and a car ramming. the victims were all tourists , but it's were all tourists, but it's unconfirmed— were all tourists, but it's unconfirmed where they're from . unconfirmed where they're from. it's unconfirmed where they're from. h-s the — unconfirmed where they're from. it's the second— unconfirmed where they're from. it's the second deadly attack in the region— it's the second deadly attack in the region today— it's the second deadly attack in the region today after two hhdsh— the region today after two british israeli— the region today after two british israeli sisters were shot— british israeli sisters were shot deed— british israeli sisters were shot dead in— british israeli sisters were shot dead in their car in the occupied— shot dead in their car in the occupied west— shot dead in their car in the occupied west bank. violence has hered— occupied west bank. violence has flared between— occupied west bank. violence has flared between israel and pedesdhe— flared between israel and palestine in— flared between israel and palestine in recent days over hushh— palestine in recent days over hushh end— palestine in recent days over muslim and jewish holidays. the uk herehdh— muslim and jewish holidays. the uk foreign office— muslim and jewish holidays. the uk foreign office is calling for

all uk foreign office is calling for dd sides— uk foreign office is calling for dd sddes de— uk foreign office is calling for all sides to de—escalate hehshehs— all sides to de—escalate hehshehs .— all sides to de—escalate tensions . opposition politicians tensions. opposition politicians in tensions. opposition politicians h seeddhd— tensions. opposition politicians in scotland are— tensions. opposition politicians in scotland are urging the snp to in scotland are urging the snp he he— in scotland are urging the snp he he dehy— in scotland are urging the snp to be fully transparent about its finances— to be fully transparent about its finances after it emerged the— its finances after it emerged the hem — its finances after it emerged the firm which— its finances after it emerged the firm which audits the party's— the firm which audits the party's accounts , has resigned. party's accounts, has resigned. dehhsheh— party's accounts, has resigned. johnston carmichael says it made the decision— johnston carmichael says it made the decision after— johnston carmichael says it made the decision after reviewing its edem— the decision after reviewing its client portfolio— the decision after reviewing its client portfolio ._ the decision after reviewing its client portfolio . earlier this client portfolio. earlier this week,— client portfolio. earlier this weeh the— client portfolio. earlier this week, the former snp chief eede — week, the former snp chief executive, peter— week, the former snp chief executive, peter murrell , who is executive, peter murrell, who is disda— executive, peter murrell, who is nicola sturgeon's_ executive, peter murrell, who is nicola sturgeon's husband , was nicola sturgeon's husband, was arrested— nicola sturgeon's husband, was arrested hy— nicola sturgeon's husband, was arrested by police— nicola sturgeon's husband, was arrested by police in investigating the party's hhdhees— investigating the party's hhdhees .— investigating the party's finances . he— investigating the party's finances . he was released finances. he was released without— finances. he was released without charge, pending further hvesddddeh— without charge, pending further investigation ._ without charge, pending further investigation . russia has investigation. russia has charged— investigation. russia has charged d— investigation. russia has charged a us— investigation. russia has charged a us journalist with eshhehdge— charged a us journalist with eshhehdge .— charged a us journalist with espionage . evan gershkovich, who espionage. evan gershkovich, who works— espionage. evan gershkovich, who weeks he— espionage. evan gershkovich, who weeks for the— espionage. evan gershkovich, who works for the wall— espionage. evan gershkovich, who works for the wall street deemed,— works for the wall street deemed, ds— works for the wall street journal, is accused of trying to ehddh— journal, is accused of trying to obtain russian— journal, is accused of trying to obtain russian military secrets on hehdh— obtain russian military secrets on hehdh ef— obtain russian military secrets on behalf of washington . he on behalf of washington. he pleaded— on behalf of washington. he hdedded hed— on behalf of washington. he pleaded not guilty earlier this week— pleaded not guilty earlier this week end— pleaded not guilty earlier this week and maintains he was working— week and maintains he was werhhd es— week and maintains he was werhhd as d— week and maintains he was working as a journalist . but working as a journalist. but president— working as a journalist. but president joe _ working as a journalist. but president joe biden has described— president joe biden has described the claims of eshhehdee— described the claims of espionage as- described the claims of espionage as ridiculous and has demanded— espionage as ridiculous and has demanded his— espionage as ridiculous and has demanded his release . us and the demanded his release. us and the hdhdde— demanded his release. us and the hdhdde eh— demanded his release. us and the manager of s—club_ demanded his release. us and the manager of s—club seven has paid hidde— manager of s—club seven has paid tribute to—

manager of s—club seven has paid tribute to the— manager of s—club seven has paid tribute to the singer— manager of s—club seven has paid tribute to the singer paul cattermole, _ tribute to the singer paul cattermole, who died unexpectedly at the age of 46. shheh— unexpectedly at the age of 46. simon fuller— unexpectedly at the age of 46. simon fuller described him as a beacon— simon fuller described him as a beacon of— simon fuller described him as a beacon of light— simon fuller described him as a beacon of light for— simon fuller described him as a beacon of light for a generation of p0p— beacon of light for a generation of pop hushe— beacon of light for a generation of pop music fans.— beacon of light for a generation of pop music fans. his death hush— of pop music fans. his death comes just weeks after the group announced a comeback tour. he hund— announced a comeback tour. he found at— announced a comeback tour. he was found at his— announced a comeback tour. he was found at his home in dorset yesherddy.— was found at his home in dorset yesterday. police— was found at his home in dorset yesterday. police say there were no yesterday. police say there were he sushhdeds— yesterday. police say there were no suspicious circumstances . his no suspicious circumstances. his youre— no suspicious circumstances. his youre uh— no suspicious circumstances. his youre up do— no suspicious circumstances. his you-re up so dere— no suspicious circumstances. his you're up to date on online dab+ hedo— you're up to date on online dab+ redo end— you're up to date on online dab+ redo and oh— you're up to date on online dab+ radio and on tune— you're up to date on online dab+ radio and on tune in. this is gb ueus. — radio and on tune in. this is gb news. now— radio and on tune in. this is gb news. now dds— radio and on tune in. this is gb news. now it's time for headliners— news. now it's time for headliners ._ headliners. : headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. we hope you're having— headliners. we hope you're having o— headliners. we hope you're having o good,— headliners. we hope you're having a good, good- : we hope you're having a good, good friday. i'm leo hease— having a good, good friday. i'm leo kearse and— having a good, good friday. i'm leo kearse and tonight i'm joined— leo kearse and tonight i'm joined hy— leo kearse and tonight i'm joined by a— leo kearse and tonight i'm joined by a headliners erg she—uh— joined by a headliners erg uhe—uh josh— joined by a headliners erg line—up josh howie and nick the big line—up josh howie and nick the he ood— line—up josh howie and nick the big dog .— line—up josh howie and nick the big dog . orooh — line—up josh howie and nick the big dog . dixon. ? line—up josh howie and nick the big dog . dixon. 3 big dog. dixon. ruff, ruff, rudd- hou— big dog. dixon. ruff, ruff, ruff. how are— big dog. dixon. ruff, ruff, ruff. how are you- big dog. dixon. 3 how are you both doing .7 ruff. how are you both doing? rh— ruff. how are you both doing? r-h good.— ruff. how are you both doing? has good, man.— ruff. how are you both doing? i'm good, man. you— ruff. how are you both doing?

i'm good, man. you are loving it. loving life, right ? i i'm good, man. you are loving it. loving life, right? i didn't prepare— it. loving life, right? i didn't prepare ahyrhhd— c loving life, right? i didn't prepare anything for the awkward pander— prepare anything for the awkward banter section. _ prepare anything for the awkward banter section. yeah. i banter section. sorry. yeah. i hrs— banter section. sorry. yeah. i rhrs rs— banter section. sorry. yeah. i mean, this is what— banter section. yeah. i mean, this is what you get when you— mean, this is what you get when you der— mean, this is what you get when you oer rhree— mean, this is what you get when you get three autistic men and have— you get three autistic men and have-have— you get three autistic men and have-have banter- you get three autistic men and have have banter in an have autistic have banter in an autocue. anyway— have autistic have banter in an autocue. anyway ,_ have autistic have banter in an autocue. ' "g have autistic have banter in an autocue. ' autocue. anyway, let's have a quick look at saturday's front pages as we've got the daily mail with kate found walkabout with harry and meghan. one of the hardest things she's ever had to do. she must not ever had to work night shift in a petrol station. then the guardian has personal cancer. may be personal cancer. jabs may be ready in five years. bit of good news there . the times has news there. the times has housing scrapped. the housing targets scrapped. the telegraph has two sisters shot deadin telegraph has two sisters shot dead in west bank. the i goes with blair. don't take peace in northern ireland for granted. maybe he's planning another invasion. and finally , the daily invasion. and finally, the daily star has suns out. buns out. spnng star has suns out. buns out. spring heatwave is next week . spring heatwave is next week. i think we can play this . i wish i

think we can play this. i wish i could press that button myself. anyway, let's kick things off with the front page of saturday's josh howie . saturday's guardian josh howie. yes. so there's a nice picture of yes. so there's a nice picture or he— yes. so there's a nice picture of the queen— yes. so there's a nice picture of the queen there with a horse reveaded— of the queen there with a horse revealed royals— of the queen there with a horse revealed royals made 2 million from— revealed royals made 2 million from sade— revealed royals made 2 million from sade oh— revealed royals made 2 million from sale of horses received as ghas- — from sale of horses received as phas- hud— from sale of horses received as gifts. and then— from sale of horses received as gifts. and then you- from sale of horses received as gifts. r: rt?" from sale of horses received as gifts. ' “r: �*333 rt.rt“ from sale of horses received as gifts. ' “r: “rt.“ rt.rt“ gifts. and then you can see the queen looking at the horse going. be the going. it seems to be the guardian going. it seems to be the guardiris thinking, well, i'm queen is thinking, well, i'm going make money going to make loads of money from i think is from you, which i think is disgraceful considering she's dead. she's not making dead. she's probably not making that—right- that much money from it right whar— that much money from it right now. -what she's- that much money from it right now. “r; that much money from it right. now. -what she's doing there now. but what she's doing there is looking horse in the is looking a gift horse in the mouth. okay. very good. no prohderh. — mouth. okay. very good. no problem. that— mouth. okay. very good. noi problem. that-best problem. that was your best work. i like the bit- problem. . i like the bit where you work. i like the bit where you shared— work. i like the bit where you stared_blankly,| stared at the camera blankly, hur— stared at the camera blankly, put that— stared at the camera blankly, but that was— stared at the camera blankly, but that was even better. i have to but that was even better. i have ho had.— but that was even better. i have ho had. ._ but that was even better. i have ho had. d have— but that was even better. i have to wait. i have to— but that was even better. i have to wait. i have to wait for this rhhd. — to wait. i have to wait for this rhhd. -horrhar- to wait. i have to wait for this thing. -format of- to wait. i have to wait for this thing. format of this thing. it's the format of this show.— thing. it's the format of this shore-rhe— thing. it's the format of this show.-the blank- thing. it's the format of this show. the blank stare is show. it was the blank stare is dust— show. it was the blank stare is just incidental. _ show. it was the blank stare is just incidental. impressed . just incidental. i'm impressed. hud— just incidental. i'm impressed. and—ahpry- just incidental. i'm impressed. and—ahpry aud- and i'm slightly angry and jealous that didn't that jealous that i didn't get that one. ididn't jealous that i didn't get that one. i didn't think of very one. i didn't think of it very wed— one. i didn't think of it very wed dohe. — one. i didn't think of it very well done. ididn't- i didn't think of it very well done. r: r: t“ e t“ one. i didn't think of it very- well done. ididn't even see the well done. i didn't even see the picture. this cancer picture. but this this cancer jab, this is amazing. personalised jabs be personalised cancer jabs may be ready five years. ready in five years. essentially. covid. out essentially. covid. turns out p...— essentially. covid. turns out there was— essentially. covid. turns out there waslbit_ essentially. covid. turns out there waslbitla- essentially. covid. turns out there was bit a silver there was a bit of a silver hhhd— there was a bit of a silver lining there— there was a bit of a silver lining there because it sort of aooederared — lining there because it sort of accelerated this— lining there because it sort of accelerated this work on this

pardoudar— accelerated this work on this particular cancer— accelerated this work on this particular cancer vaccine. were— particular cancer vaccine. were going— particular cancer vaccine. were going so— particular cancer vaccine. we're going to get- particular cancer vaccine. we're going to get into that. but they're saying like sort of within— but they're saying like sort of within three _ but they're saying like sort of within three years, it was about 15 within three years, it was about rs years— within three years, it was about rs years or— within three years, it was about 15 years of work— within three years, it was about 15 years of work. _ within three years, it was about 15 years of work . t“ within three years, it was about 15 years of work . .. 15 years of work. so within the next ten years or so, we can have these personal jabs. because what it does is it they it because what it does is it they h awaohs— because what it does is it they h awaohs .— because what it does is it they h awaohs . h— because what it does is it they it attacks , it gets— because what it does is it they it attacks , it gets the bad it attacks, it gets the bad stuff— it attacks, it gets the bad stuff h— it attacks, it gets the bad stuff in your— it attacks, it gets the bad stuff in your-to- it attacks, it gets the bad stuff in your to bring out stuff in your body to bring out a-rhar— stuff in your body to bring out a-rhar rhea— stuff in your body to bring out a-that then they- stuff in your body to bring out a that then they can a protein that then they can identify— a protein that then they can identify-hur- a protein that then they can identify- but the l a protein that then they can. identify-but the body identify to attack. but the body used—rights - identify to attack. but the body itself—right? that's| identify to attack. but the body itse : right? identify to attack. but the body itse : “r: right? identify to attack. but the body itse : “r: e jht? identify to attack. but the body itse e the idea behind it. that's the science. so it uses your body's own immune system- trt rt; t so it uses your body's own immune system to attack 9rt rt; t so it uses your body's own immune system to attack the h— own immune system to attack the cancer. it really— own immune system to attack the cancer. it really does— own immune system to attack the cancer. it really does is- own immune system to attack the cancer. . trtrttttar e cancer. it really does is it goes into what it finds the different body that different parts of the body that it's trying to attack, whether it's cancer, whether it's a virus, it is, virus, whether whatever it is, and of so it can make and it's sort of so it can make and it's sort of so it can make a of vaccine to a special kind of vaccine to deal particular deal with that particular ailment. the gist ailment. yeah, that's the gist of it. so that sounds good to hur— of it. so that sounds good to huh reds— of it. so that sounds good to me, but let's speak- e so that sounds good to me, but let's speak to dr. matthew— me, but let's speak to dr. matthew sweet- me, but let's speak to dr. matthew sweet over here. so i just— matthew sweet over here. so i just want— matthew sweet over here. so i just ward to — matthew sweet over here. so i just want to yeah,— matthew sweet over here. so i just want to yeah, it's- matthew sweet over here. so i just want to yeah, it's great. it's come from a donor. they've got a— it's come from a donor. they've god a great— it's come from a donor. they've got a great record on jabs and i just hope this no sort of chinese sort of cancer virus and that we don't have to rush this thing. that's all i'm worried ahouh — thing. that's all i'm worried ahouh so— thing. that's all i'm worried about. so you— thing. that's all i'm worried about. so you want- “3 that's all i'm worried about. so you want the appropriate time ? yeah, just appropriate time? yeah, just let's it do

appropriate time? yeah, just reds—h-uo hl let's just check it out. do it properdy. — let's just check it out. do it properlv- i'm_ let's just check it out. do it properly. i'm sure- let's just check it out. do it properly. ”cl would properly. i'm sure they. would you— properly. i'm sure they. would you dare— properly. i'm sure they. would you take h.— properly. i'm sure they. would you take it, though,— properly. i'm sure they. would you take it, though, in- properly. ”cl would you take it, though, in the long properly. ”cl would ycit take it, though, in the long properly. ”cl would ycit was, it, though, in the long properly. ”cl would ycit was, like,ough, in the long properly. ”cl would ycit was, like, safe? 1the long properly. ”cl would ycit was, like, safe? �*thr e long properly. ”cl would ycit was, like, safe? thr ng if it was, like, safe? do you know— if it was, like, safe? do you know what— if it was, like, safe? do you know what that's actually because i'm trying to because of course, i'm trying to say the words. interesting question. that's an interesting question. that's an interesting questionof cancer. but but but terrified of cancer. but but but haven-r— terrified of cancer. but but but haweh-r-oh- terrified of cancer. but but but haven't-of these - terrified of cancer. but but but. haven't-of these dodgy haven't taken any of these dodgy r-ahs. — haven't taken any of these dodgy r-ahs. lit's— haven't taken any of these dodgy r-ahs. lrds dwe— haven't taken any of these dodgy jabs. .it's likelsatirically. jabs. so it's like a satirically calling jabs. calling them dodgy jabs. obviously, safe obviously, they're safe and effective.— obviously, they're safe and effective. _ of. obviously, they're safe andi effective. _of the effective. so it's kind of the uddrhare— effective. so it's kind of the ultimate ultimate ultimate it's the ultimate ohauehde— ultimate it's the ultimate challenge-it's- ultimate it's the ultimate challenge it's like, challenge to me. it's like, are you— challenge to me. it's like, are you-soared— challenge to me. it's like, are you-soared oh- challenge to me. it's like, are you-scared of this- challenge to me. it's like, are you scared of this are you more scared of this or are you— you more scared of this or are you ore— you more scared of this or are you whe— you more scared of this or are you more like sticking to your prhdpdes— you more like sticking to your principles-this? - principles about this? my prrhdpdes— principles about this? my- principles—gonna principles of not taking gonna lose twitter followers. and i guess guess lose twitter followers. and i guess- guess the - lose twitter followers. and i guess-guess the issuei lose twitter followers. and ii guess-guess the issue is guess the i guess the issue is whe— guess the i guess the issue is hhe hor— guess the i guess the issue is like for com,— guess the i guess the issue is like for covid,-an- like for covid, that's an earrehedy— like for covid, that's an extremely survivable respiratory like for covid, that's an extremeso survivable respiratory like for covid, that's an extremeso iirvivable respiratory like for covid, that's an extremeso i mean,e respiratory like for covid, that's an extremeso i mean, i respiratory like for covid, that's an extremeso i mean, i wasn'ttory illness. so i mean, i wasn't ready— illness. so i mean, i wasn't really scared— illness. so i mean, i wasn't really scared covid, so really scared of covid, so i dhdh-r— really scared of covid, so i didn'tldidn't_ really scared of covid, so i didn'tldidn't get- really scared of covid, so i didn't didn't get the jab. didn't i didn't get the jab. rhea— didn't i didn't get the jab. rheh r— didn't i didn't get the jab. rheh r dor— didn't i didn't get the jab. then i got covid and i wished i'd then i got covid and i wished r-d dor— then i got covid and i wished r-d do he— then i got covid and i wished r-d ooh rhe rah.— then i got covid and i wished i'd got the jab. but i'm i still haven-r— i'd got the jab. but i'm i still haweh-r had— i'd got the jab. but i'm i still haven't had -jabs- i'd got the jab. but i'm i still haven't had jabs or haven't had any jabs or boosters.— haven't had any jabs or boosters, whereas there boosters, whereas cancer, there is boosters, whereas cancer, there hs—hh- boosters, whereas cancer, there rs—hh rhorei is something that's a bit more —h| serious. yeah, it's real and it aoruauy— serious. yeah, it's real and it can actually-you- serious. yeah, it's real and it can actually you according can actually kill you according to some— can actually kill you according to some conspiracy theorists . to some conspiracy theorists. anyway.— to some conspiracy theorists. anyway. mowed— to some conspiracy theorists. anyway, moving on, what are the times— anyway, moving on, what are the dimes—whom- anyway, moving on, what are the times_ nick? times. times leading with nick? times have— times leading with nick? times have-housing— times leading with nick? times have housing targets have got housing targets scrapped.— have got housing targets scrapped. more awful news for mark— scrapped. more awful news for mark and— scrapped. more awful news for mark and continued failure to hudd— mark and continued failure to hudd ehoudh— mark and continued failure to build enough houses so countries are build enough houses so countries hashe— build enough houses so countries facing a— build enough houses so countries are facing a house— build enough houses so countries are facing a house building ordsrs— are facing a house building dds— are facing a house building crisis. it's been— are facing a house building crisis. it's been facing it for

awery— crisis. it's been facing it for awery road— crisis. it's been facing it for a very long hasn't it? 50 a very long time, hasn't it? 50 rosar— a very long time, hasn't it? 50 local authorities— a very long time, hasn't it? 50 local authorities have scrapped rheu— local authorities have scrapped their-hardes- local authorities have scrapped| their-targets.-this local authorities have scrapped their that targets. this local authorities have scrapped their that housingts. this local authorities have scrapped their that housing will this local authorities have scrapped their that housing will fall�*iis local authorities have scrapped their that housing will fall to means that housing will fall to the-rever— means that housing will fall to the-level since- means that housing will fall to the level since 2006in means that housing will fall to the of level since 2006in means that housing will fall to the of new lel since 2006in means that housing will fall to the of new planning.�*006in terms of new planning. rerrhrssroh— terms of new planning. permission being granted. '“r: permission being granted. and they-we— permission being granted. and they-we scrapped— permission being granted. and they've scrapped the- permission being granted. and they've scrapped the government, scrapped their homes per scrapped their 300,000 homes per year target and it's of year target and it's because of nimbys . so it's a nimbys charter nimbys. so it's a nimbys charter . it's being called out in my hash— . it's being called out in my hash yard— . it's being called out in my hash yard .— it's being called out in my back yard . exactly. and back yard. exactly. and i understand— back yard. exactly. and i understand that because i'm from the country— understand that because i'm from the country and— understand that because i'm from the country and we— understand that because i'm from the country and we don't want peophe— the country and we don't want peopde—oorhers. l people coming off comers. we don-h— people coming off comers. we dour-them.— people coming off comers. we dour-therew- people coming off comers. we don't-them..l.get. don't like them. so i do get that really? yeah, that anybody really? yeah, exactly. don't that anybody really? yeah, exactly. -don't even. that anybody really? yeah,. exactly. -don't even want that anybody really? yeah,. exa(back. .don't even want : , yeah, exa(back. i don't even want : , yeah, exa(back. i know 't even want : , yeah, exa(back. i know i even want : , yeah, exa(back. i know i haven'tant : , yeah, exa(back. i know i haven't been you back. i know i haven't been hash— you back. i know i haven't been hash h— you back. i know i haven't been hash h yas— you back. i know i haven't been back in years, but. _ you back. i know i haven't been back in years, but. but the pores— back in years, but. but the pores rs.— back in years, but. but the point is, it's you're creating a generation of warfare because you've generation . you've got a young generation. well, saying well, i'm saying young generation. a generation. i can't afford a house either. me plus the younger— house either. me plus the younger generation - rt; me plus the younger generation are never dohd— younger generation are never eohd so— younger generation are never going as per— younger generation are never going as seed oh— younger generation are never going to get on the housing hadder— going to get on the housing ladder.-constanti ladder. so it is a constant prohherh. — ladder. so it is a constant prohherh. -we- ladder. so it is a constant problem. we can ladder. so it is a constant. problem.-we can do, ladder. so it is a constant- problem.-we can do, as problem. and all we can do, as you— problem. and all we can do, as you how.— problem. and all we can do, as you how leo.— problem. and all we can do, as you know, leo, is— problem. and all we can do, as you know, leo, is build more houses— you know, leo, is build more houses ian houses and halt immigration. ian yeah.— houses and halt immigration. ian yeah—h- yeah, i mean, letting in net migration— yeah, i mean, letting in net rhrdradoh-oh- yeah, i mean, letting in net migration of hundreds of migration levels of hundreds of thousands— migration levels of hundreds of thousands of— migration levels of hundreds of thousands of people every year has— thousands of people every year huh-so— thousands of people every year rsh-s-ho herp— thousands of people every year isn't to help because they isn't going to help because they don-s— isn't going to help because they dour-houses— isn't going to help because they don't-houses with- isn't going to help because they don't houses with them. don't bring houses with them. it's don't bring houses with them. dds-saus— don't bring houses with them. h-s-sah-s see- don't bring houses with them. it's-can't see anythingl it's weird. i can't see anything about this about immigration in this article. there. or is it article. it's in there. or is it really small article. it's in there. or is it. really-small immigration really very small immigration hsh-s—our- isn't isn't related to our

housing— isn't isn't related to our houshd-. - isn't isn't related to our housing . route. isn't isn't related to our. housing-. well, you isn't isn't related to our- housing-. well, you think housing crisis. well, you think immigration isn't an issue with our housing crisis . it doesn't our housing crisis. it doesn't contribute think they contribute to think that they i think that the fact that they're not up homes not building up homes regard else the issue. and the fact else is the issue. and the fact has— else is the issue. and the fact that this— else is the issue. and the fact that this rs— else is the issue. and the fact that this is ongoing- and the fact that this is ongoing ing over desades— that this is ongoing ing overj decades—idea that this is ongoing ing over- decades_idea that decades now. and the idea that housing targets scrapped. i mean, just like mean, this is just like a perennial it's perennial headline. yeah it's disgusting. they how is disgusting. how are they how is our not getting our government not getting on top this? when this could be top of this? when this could be a headline ten years ago? a headline from ten years ago? well, ago. well, i well, 15 years ago. well, i think-issue— well, 15 years ago. well, i think-issue is- well, 15 years ago. well, i think-issue is that- well, 15 years ago. well, i- think-issue is that-many think the issue is that so many phases— think the issue is that so many phases-sord— think the issue is that so many places sort pleasant places are sort of pleasant ereehhehd— places are sort of pleasant. greenfield _villages greenfield type type villages and— greenfield type type villages and downs— greenfield type type villages and downs .— greenfield type type villages and towns , and— greenfield type type villages and towns , and that's they and towns, and that's where they put and towns, and that's where they pus-new— and towns, and that's where they put new development put a lot of new development outr— put a lot of new development ous-reauy- put a lot of new development out,-really they- put a lot of new development out, really they should out, whereas really they should be developing industrial brownfield— be developing industrial brownfield-in- be developing industrial brownfield in inner cities brownfield sites in inner cities shah— brownfield sites in inner cities that are— brownfield sites in inner cities that are close— brownfield sites in inner cities that are close to— brownfield sites in inner cities that are close to transport hhhs— that are close to transport hhhs ahd— that are close to transport links and all— that are close to transport links and all the resources you heed— links and all the resources you need and— links and all the resources you need and where— links and all the resources you need and where people want to. and— need and where people want to. and obviously— need and where people want to. and obviously we— need and where people want to. and obviously we haven't- need and where people want to. and obviously we haven't said the obvious that tory voters tend to be in the places that they don't want new people building. yeah, that's building. yeah, right. so that's why rebels have done it why the tory rebels have done it anyway. discussed it. so like yours— anyway. discussed it. so like yours sayhd— anyway. discussed it. so like yours sayhp pus— anyway. discussed it. so like you're saying put it- discussed it. so like you're saying put it vote in a labour—h-sl you're saying put it vote in a- labour_it's more labour government and it's more hhehy— labour government and it's more hhehy-h— labour government and it's more hhehy-h h— labour government and it's more likely-in it seems- likely no vote in it seems to be whar— likely no vote in it seems to be what-assua— likely no vote in it seems to be what actual conservative what an actual conservative dowerhrrehs— government, an actual immigration- government, an actual- immigration _you government, an actual- immigration-you done immigration done. are you done he—

like a party? the real conservatives. like a party? the real- conservatives. _yeah. like a party? the real- conservatives.-yeah. well conservatives. well, yeah. well i conservatives. well, yeah. well r—froh i i interviewed someone from reform on my reform the other day on my podcast. the current thing available on all platforms as well. what was the question? how long, minutes it long, how many minutes did it take to mention the take for it to mention the podcast? plug your onlyfans as well. well, going to well. nick well, i'm going to cut what's the cover cut you off. no what's the cover of telegraph? howie of the telegraph? josh howie yeah, big story is two yeah, so the big story is two british sisters shot dead in the west bank this day . we've just west bank this day. we've just found our— west bank this day. we've just found out since— west bank this day. we've just found out since that— .. rtrt we've just found out since that there was another— found out since that there was another terrorist— found out since that there was another terrorist attack in tel hwy.— another terrorist attack in tel hwy. ah— another terrorist attack in tel aviv. at least— another terrorist attack in tel aviv. at least one— another terrorist attack in tel aviv. at least one person also hired— aviv. at least one person also hdded .— aviv. at least one person also hdded . had— aviv. at least one person also killed . and this— aviv. at least one person also killed . and this is on the back killed. and this is on the back of killed. and this is on the back or essahashd— killed. and this is on the back of escalating violence. and the rehepraph— of escalating violence. and the telegraph nearly— of escalating violence. and the telegraph nearly gets it right. rhey-re— telegraph nearly gets it right. they're talking— telegraph nearly gets it right. they're talking about how israel resahased— they're talking about how israel retaliated about— they're talking about how israel retaliated about to gaza because damas— retaliated about to gaza because hamas launched— retaliated about to gaza because hamas launched some missile from and h— hamas launched some missile from and h ahyhody— hamas launched some missile from and if anybody launches missiles at and if anybody launches missiles as she— and if anybody launches missiles as she uh.— and if anybody launches missiles as she uh. uh— and if anybody launches missiles at the uk, i'm sure— and if anybody launches missiles at the uk, i'm sure the uk would respond— at the uk, i'm sure the uk would respond .— at the uk, i'm sure the uk would respond . had— at the uk, i'm sure the uk would respond . and then— at the uk, i'm sure the uk would respond . and then that comes on respond. and then that comes on the hash— respond. and then that comes on the hash .— respond. and then that comes on the hash . hus— respond. and then that comes on the back . but what— respond. and then that comes on the back . but what it says here, the back. but what it says here, the back. but what it says here, she roshes— the back. but what it says here, the rocket barrage— the back. but what it says here, the rocket barrage followed two nights— the rocket barrage followed two nights or— the rocket barrage followed two nights of israeli _ the rocket barrage followed two nights of israeli police raids at nights of israeli police raids as she— nights of israeli police raids at the mosque— nights of israeli police raids at the mosque in jerusalem. the ah—adsa— at the mosque in jerusalem. the hd—hdsa osdue— at the mosque in jerusalem. the al—aqsa mosque that caused anger in al—aqsa mosque that caused anger h she— al—aqsa mosque that caused anger h the readou— al—aqsa mosque that caused anger in the region. what— al—aqsa mosque that caused anger in the region. what they then do

not say— in the region. what they then do not say rs— in the region. what they then do not say is continuing just a dude— not say is continuing just a dude hrs— not say is continuing just a little bit further— not say is continuing just a little bit further is the reason why— little bit further is the reason why the — little bit further is the reason why the israeli _ little bit further is the reason why the israeli police had to rad— why the israeli police had to rahd those— why the israeli police had to raid those mosques is because they— raid those mosques is because they had— raid those mosques is because they had been— raid those mosques is because they had been taken over there by terrorists— they had been taken over there by terrorists who _ they had been taken over there by terrorists who were lighting hreworhs— by terrorists who were lighting hreworhs h— by terrorists who were lighting fireworks in the— by terrorists who were lighting fireworks in the mosque, throwhd— fireworks in the mosque, throwing rocks , had actually throwing rocks, had actually adso— throwing rocks, had actually also kidnapped— throwing rocks, had actually also kidnapped a bunch of other palestinians,— also kidnapped a bunch of other palestinians, peaceful palestinians. and so the rsraehs— palestinians. and so the israelis had— palestinians. and so the israelis had to go in, which this— israelis had to go in, which this always— israelis had to go in, which this always happens every this the— this always happens every this the ot— this always happens every this the or year.— this always happens every this time of year, doing jewish hohdays— time of year, doing jewish holidays. it's— time of year, doing jewish holidays. it's pesach. e holidays. it's pesach. but it dd— holidays. it's pesach. but it did-the— holidays. it's pesach. but it did like terrible optics did look like terrible optics for the israeli military to go in and be be beating people with the butts of rifles and things like that. but, you know, if this— like that. but, you know, if this h— like that. but, you know, if this h they— like that. but, you know, if this if they had— t but, you know, if this if they had gone if this had— this if they had gone if this had happened— this if they had gone if this had happened in paul's and had happened in saint paul's and a-ahd— had happened in saint paul's and a—ahd a— had happened in saint paul's and a—ahd a huhsh- had happened in saint paul's and a and a bunch people a bunch of and a bunch of people had—semap- a bunch of and a bunch of people had—setting off- had gone in there setting off hreworhs— had gone in there setting off hreworhs .— had gone in there setting off fireworks , throwing rocks, fireworks, throwing rocks, hrdhapphg— kidnapping people, are you redhe— kidnapping people, are you heuhd rhe— kidnapping people, are you telling me police aren't telling me our police aren't going— telling me our police aren't gored-h— telling me our police aren't gored-h that- telling me our police aren't going in that church if going to go in that church if they— going to go in that church if they-thaw — going to go in that church if they-that? well,- going to go in that church if they that? route. they did that? well, the point is they never actually go is that they never actually go to this is exactly what the palestinian terrorists wanted . palestinian terrorists wanted. now they've got it. now the wohehse— now they've got it. now the violence escalated now they've got it. now the - violence - escalated - more violence gets escalated and more people— violence gets escalated and more people-dying.— violence gets escalated and more people-dyhdlhhe- violence gets escalated and more people dying. the way, in people are dying. by the way, in rateshhrah— people are dying. by the way, in palestinian tonight, palestinian territories tonight, they-re— palestinian territories tonight, they-re-he— palestinian territories tonight, they're be handing they're going to be handing out sweets— they're going to be handing out sweets _ celebrate .

sweets to children, celebrate rathe— sweets to children, celebrate rather-death— sweets to children, celebrate rating. death of - sweets to children, celebrate rating death of these two rating the death of these two young— rating the death of these two young hrtttsh— rating the death of these two young british girls. and that's what— young british girls. and that's what they— young british girls. and that's what they do— young british girls. and that's what they do .— young british girls. and that's what they do . and then they go what they do. and then they go on about— what they do. and then they go on about like— what they do. and then they go on about like who? yes, there peopte— on about like who? yes, there peopte who— on about like who? yes, there are people who die in this unfortunate— are people who die in this unfortunate thing. but the tsraetts—dol unfortunate thing. but thei israelis—go out unfortunate thing. but the- israelis_go out and israelis do go don't go out and the— israelis do go don't go out and tthe astuatty— israelis do go don't go out and like actually attack deliberately civilians . yeah, deliberately civilians. yeah, they— deliberately civilians. yeah, they attash— deliberately civilians. yeah, they attack terrorists. they go atter— they attack terrorists. they go after terrorists _ they attack terrorists. they go after terrorists who are ptahhhd— after terrorists who are planning and plots and whatnot. yeah.— planning and plots and whatnot. heah. thts— planning and plots and whatnot. heah. thts ts— planning and plots and whatnot. yeah. this is the— planning and plots and whatnot. yeah. this is the big difference between— yeah. this is the big difference between the— yeah. this is the big difference between the two _ yeah. this is the big difference between the two of between the two groups of peopte. — between the two groups of peopte. het— between the two groups of people. yet you're never going to see— people. yet you're never going to that— people. yet you're never going to see that really— people. yet you're never going to see that really represented , to see that really represented, sertahty— to see that really represented, sertahty-tt-s- certainly online. it's incredibly- certainly online. it's incredibly frustrating . and i incredibly frustrating. and i you— incredibly frustrating. and i you how.— incredibly frustrating. and i you how toad— incredibly frustrating. and i you know, long life to the handy— you know, long life to the tarhtty ard— you know, long life to the family and yeah maybe we should prodde— family and yeah maybe we should prowde jeremy— family and yeah maybe we should provide jeremy corbyn's taken it as hatahse— provide jeremy corbyn's taken it as balance for— provide jeremy corbyn's taken it as balance for ofcom yeah yeah wett— as balance for ofcom yeah yeah wett why— as balance for ofcom yeah yeah wett why do— as balance for ofcom yeah yeah wett why do .— as balance for ofcom yeah yeah well why do i have— as balance for ofcom yeah yeah well why do i have to give the pro—palestine— well why do i have to give the pro—palestine bit— well why do i have to give the pro—palestine bit now. thr“ e pro—palestine bit now. don't. i thought— pro—palestine bit now. don't. i thought might be to. thought you might be able to. you're guy. might be you're a smart guy. you might be able the issue ten able to resolve the issue in ten seconds. and stay seconds. well, i try and stay out israel, especially with out of israel, especially with josh here. of those josh here. it's one of those issues i stay of. it's like issues i stay out of. it's like ireland. just like, ireland. i'm just like, good luck, are going to do luck, guys. are we going to do the sps it's a bit more the snp one? sps it's a bit more cheerful. inclusion of cheerful. yeah the inclusion of the this is the scottish government this is what see. yeah. you what i like to see. yeah. do you want to do. no, no, no. well,

it's just it's about the snp auditors have quit in the wake of scandal. basically of the scandal. basically their accountants you know, accountants have quit. you know, it's your accountant it's dodgy when your accountant looks goes, nah, i'm looks at it and goes, nah, i'm just away. yeah i'm not just walking away. yeah i'm not purely satirical. know purely satirical. i don't know what say on this what i'm allowed to say on this ongoing but that was all ongoing case, but that was all pure satire. but basically their accounts it and accounts looked at it and committed of japanese committed a sort of japanese fitual ritual samurai suicide and the first the first thing we've seen, the snp's accounts, they've the snp's accounts, they've been the auditors now . and, auditors for a while now. and, you maybe now things more you know, maybe now things more things around there, maybe things around there, maybe things up, but dug things were digging up, but dug up in a garden, maybe they don't know. were told it's know. maybe they were told it's a . questioning satire. a satire. questioning satire. well, that's well, maybe. maybe that's happened. maybe they were told you into any trouble. you won't get into any trouble. we run this country, so you can you can fiddle these books all you can fiddle these books all you like. and now and now they're realising actually like they're realising actually like the snp have gone . maybe. but the snp have gone. maybe. but it's supposedly this is a- ssa g but it's supposedly this is a very uusuat— it's supposedly this is a very uusuat ast— it's supposedly this is a very unusual act for— it's supposedly this is a very unusual act for them for a sorhpahy— unusual act for them for a sorhpahy to— unusual act for them for a company to quit like that. it's adso— company to quit like that. it's atso going— company to quit like that. it's atso going to— company to quit like that. it's also going to be— company to quit like that. it's also going to be very difficult for also going to be very difficult tor them— also going to be very difficult tor them to— also going to be very difficult for them to find— also going to be very difficult for them to find replacements and— for them to find replacements and-to— for them to find replacements and-to the- for them to find replacementsi and _to the-have for them to find replacements- and _to the-have to and they have to the snp have to file and they have to the snp have to ttte-assouhts— and they have to the snp have to file-accounts in— and they have to the snp have to file-accounts in july.- file their accounts in july. i thhh— file their accounts in july. i ththh .— file their accounts in july. i think . yeah.— file their accounts in july. i think . yeah. so— file their accounts in july. i think . yeah. so this really does think. yeah. so this really does heave— think. yeah. so this really does heave-sut—

think. yeah. so this really does heave-sup up— think. yeah. so this really does leave snp up some creek of leave the snp up some creek of hhd— leave the snp up some creek of some kind and— leave the snp up some creek of some kind and they don't have a padde— some kind and they don't have a paddte whtsh— some kind and they don't have a paddle which is— some kind and they don't have a paddle which is it's— some kind and they don't have a paddle which is it's going to be very— paddle which is it's going to be very dttttsutt— paddle which is it's going to be very difficult to _ paddle which is it's going to be very difficult to shovels in a garden.— very difficult to shovels in a garden. — very difficult to shovels in a garden. yeah.— very difficult to shovels in a garden. yeah. i— very difficult to shovels in a garden. / rtrtr“ e very difficult to shovels in a garden. t/rtrtt“ rtrtr“ e very difficult to shovels in a- garden. yeah. i don't know. what do they a question. do they have shovels. yeah they did have shovels. yeah they did have shovels . they were looking for shovels. they were looking for the for the ghost of scottish independence . anyway, what have independence. anyway, what have we got next? we've got sad news on the front of the daily star. nick. yeah. yeah paul from s club seven has died at 46 and unexpected death died suddenly. and it's very sad because s club seven, i'm sure was sort of part of all of our youths and, you know, simpler times. we all enjoyed them. 30 yeah, well they're still part of my. yeah , they're still part of my. yeah, you still watched it- t. yeah, you still watched it because there— you still watched it because there was— you still watched it because there was some— you still watched it because there was some nice girls in it, you still watched it because theibasicallyne nice girls in it, you still watched it because theibasically it nice girls in it, you still watched it because theibasically it was! girls in it, you still watched it because theibasically it was very; in it, you still watched it because theibasically it was very sadit, but basically it was very sad and— but basically it was very sad and he— but basically it was very sad and he seemed— but basically it was very sad and he seemed like a good guy. no and he seemed like a good guy. us she— and he seemed like a good guy. to oue-what— and he seemed like a good guy. to oue-what ht— and he seemed like a good guy. no one-what it is- and he seemed like a good guy. no one-what it is yet,- and he seemed like a good guy. no one-what it is yet, so. no one knows what it is yet, so i'm going to speculate by i'm not going to speculate by being tasteless, speculating. being tasteless, by speculating. but speculate , but josh, you'll speculate, won't you? i'll speculate on hehatt— won't you? i'll speculate on hehatt ot— won't you? i'll speculate on behalf of nick.— won't you? i'll speculate on behalf of nick. no,- trtrtr“ c 7 i'll speculate on behalf of nick. no, it's trtrtr“ c rtr.7 i'll speculate on behalf of nick. no, it's sad. t hey— behalf of nick. no, it's sad. they were— behalf of nick. no, it's sad. they were sort— behalf of nick. no, it's sad. they were sort of ubiquitous , they were sort of ubiquitous, aurora— they were sort of ubiquitous, aurora, weren't— they were sort of ubiquitous, aurora, weren't they? they sort of aurora, weren't they? they sort ot-had — aurora, weren't they? they sort ot-had thetr— aurora, weren't they? they sort of-had their tv- aurora, weren't they? they sort of had their tv show. their of they had their tv show. their wdeos— of they had their tv show. their

wdeos were— of they had their tv show. their videos were _the - of they had their tv show. their videos were the time. videos were on all the time. i worhed— videos were on all the time. i worked-videos- videos were on all the time. i worked _videos at. videos were on all the time. i worked videos at the worked in music videos at the the— worked in music videos at the the-had— worked in music videos at the time _and .was- worked in music videos at the time _and .was it. worked in music videos at the time _and .was it isi time as well. and it was it is sad— time as well. and it was it is sad .— time as well. and it was it is sad . wo— time as well. and it was it is sad . to. hot— time as well. and it was it is sad . no, not a— time as well. and it was it is sad . no, not a done producing sad. no, not a done producing rhusts— sad. no, not a done producing wdeos— sad. no, not a done producing music videos and— sad. no, not a done producing music videos and yeah , it's sad music videos and yeah, it's sad the— music videos and yeah, it's sad tthe .— music videos and yeah, it's sad tthe . doh-t— music videos and yeah, it's sad like i don't think— music videos and yeah, it's sad like i don't think anybody's got a had— like i don't think anybody's got a had word— like i don't think anybody's got a had word to— like i don't think anybody's got a bad word to say— like i don't think anybody's got a bad word to say about it. wett— a bad word to say about it. wett. yeah.— a bad word to say about it. well, yeah, i'm— a bad word to say about it. well, yeah, i'm shocked. i'm shoshed— well, yeah, i'm shocked. i'm shocked .seeing _ well, yeah, i'm shocked. i'm shocked seeing how it's like shocked at seeing how it's like george michael when he's young. he's know, vital and he's so, you know, vital and healthy . then see him in healthy. and then you see him in later years and it's yeah, it's just, i think the burden of that you still would. right. the burden of fame, of course, burden of fame, of course, burden of fame some people burden of fame, of course, bljusti of fame some people burden of fame, of course, bljust too fame some people burden of fame, of course, bljust too much some people burden of fame, of course, bljust too much anyway people burden of fame, of course, bljust too much anyway ,:)eople burden of fame, of course, bljust too much anyway , whata is just too much anyway, what pulitzer prize winning story is the daily mail leading with josh kate found walkabout with harry and meghan, one of the hardest things she's ever had do talk things she's ever had to do talk about blessed life. so they about a blessed life. so they had to walk around- : c ”rt so they had to walk around and she said it had to walk around and she said tt was— had to walk around and she said tt reat— had to walk around and she said it was real tough— had to walk around and she said it was real tough .— had to walk around and she said it was real tough . this is after it was real tough. this is after the— it was real tough. this is after the death— it was real tough. this is after the death ot— it was real tough. this is after the death of the— it was real tough. this is after the death of the queen and you soutd— the death of the queen and you soutd sort— the death of the queen and you soutd sort ot— the death of the queen and you could sort of see— the death of the queen and you could sort of see in— the death of the queen and you could sort of see in the photo, let could sort of see in the photo, tet rhe— could sort of see in the photo, tet the shoe— could sort of see in the photo, let me move that— could sort of see in the photo, let me move that way. no top camera. there— let me move that way. no top camera. there we— let me move that way. no top camera. there we go. we can see them— camera. there we go. we can see them there.— camera. there we go. we can see them there. she's— camera. there we go. we can see them there. she's going through one _experiences one of the toughest experiences of one of the toughest experiences ot-tt— one of the toughest experiences ot- tt does— one of the toughest experiences ot-tt does-ht- of her life. it does look it does difficult. yeah, does look very difficult. yeah, very , very difficult because does look very difficult. yeah, vengravel. people because does look very difficult. yeah,

vengravel. people don'tise it's gravel. people don't apprestate— it's gravel. people don't appreciate that. - c 3 people don't appreciate that. you can't reatty— appreciate that. you can't reatty see— appreciate that. you can't really see wherein he feels it's drawst— really see wherein he feels it's grated. having— really see wherein he feels it's gravel. having to— really see wherein he feels it's gravel. having to time gravel. having to spend time wtth— gravel. having to spend time with-markle,- gravel. having to spend timei with-markle,-is with meghan markle, which is hsredthty— with meghan markle, which is incredibly—also. incredibly tough. and also apparently what harry did was read intro from his book read out the intro from his book while were walking while they were walking around like, there's like, listen to this. there's some awful things that some really awful things that happened to me when i was prince , it just annoying . yeah, , and it just be annoying. yeah, yeah. anyway, that's yeah. very bad. anyway, that's it for part one. coming up, we discuss labour being accused of gutter politic, face masks in hospitals , being found to be a hospitals, being found to be a waste time . and responds waste of time. and nike responds to dylan mulvaney to the dylan mulvaney controversy. you in a couple controversy. see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to your friday night headliners. with me, leo kearse. i'm joined by josh howie and nick dixon and let's continue kicking off with the times and the labour party are attacking rishi over his record on child abuse . the words pot,

on child abuse. the words pot, kettle and black come to mind. josh you the labour accused of gutter politics over sunak attack ad this is something they put out on twitter and basically it sort of says, hey, sunak is behind really bad stuff except for the fact and they're using facts from 2010. they're talking about— facts from 2010. they're talking about the— facts from 2010. they're talking about the 4500 _ facts from 2010. they're talking about the 4500 adults- t ijo�*o they're talking about the 4500 adults that have been— about the 4500 adults that have been convicted— about the 4500 adults that have been convicted for— about the 4500 adults that have been convicted for sex offences adahst— been convicted for sex offences against children,— been convicted for sex offences against children, have not gone to prtsoh— against children, have not gone to prison under— against children, have not gone to prison under the tories. now that-s— to prison under the tories. now that-s tarr— to prison under the tories. now that's fair game. _ to prison under the tories. now that's fair game. but doing it in that's fair game. but doing it th wtth— that's fair game. but doing it th wtth a— that's fair game. but doing it in with a picture— that's fair game. but doing it in with a picture of rishi and satura— in with a picture of rishi and sauna htrh— in with a picture of rishi and calling him personally to assouht— calling him personally to account when— calling him personally to account when he wasn't an mp uhttt— account when he wasn't an mp uhttt sort— account when he wasn't an mp until 2015 when _ account when he wasn't an mp until 2015 when that i would argue— until 2015 when that i would argue ts— until 2015 when that i would argue ts hot.— until 2015 when that i would argue is not. it's— until 2015 when that i would argue is not. it's just it's unnecessary .— argue is not. it's just it's unnecessary . like there is i unnecessary. like there is i thhh— unnecessary. like there is i ththh the— unnecessary. like there is i think the tory— unnecessary. like there is i think the tory government ahsotutety— think the tory government absolutely needs to be held to assouht— absolutely needs to be held to assouht tor— absolutely needs to be held to account for many— absolutely needs to be held to account for many things, hstudhd— account for many things, including some of this is a very wadd— including some of this is a very wattd thhd— including some of this is a very wattd thhd .— including some of this is a very valid thing . why— including some of this is a very valid thing . why have under the valid thing. why have under the tow— valid thing. why have under the toy government— valid thing. why have under the tory government so many of these peopte— tory government so many of these peopte-tree— tory government so many of these peopte-tree ahd— tory government so many of these people-free and now- tory government so many of these people free and now they're people gone free and now they're tathhd— people gone free and now they're tathhd ahso— people gone free and now they're talking also about— people gone free and now they're talking also about there's a new but talking also about there's a new hut-doubted— talking also about there's a new but-doubled down- but they've doubled down by tahour— but they've doubled down by tahour-put— but they've doubled down by labour-put out- but they've doubled down by labour-put out a- but they've doubled down by labour put out a new advert, labour has put out a new advert, a-sayhd— labour has put out a new advert, a-sayhd ahout- labour has put out a new advert, a-saying aboutlgunl a new thing saying about a gun peopte— a new thing saying about a gun peopte-had— a new thing saying about a gun people had owned guns and people who had owned guns and wtth—

people who had owned guns and wtth ah— people who had owned guns and with an intent— people who had owned guns and with an intent to— people who had owned guns and with an intent to use them also getthd— with an intent to use them also gettthdiso— with an intent to use them also getting. so there _ with an intent to use them also getting so there are there getting off so there are there are getting off so there are there ard— getting off so there are there ahd .— getting off so there are there are and i guess— getting off so there are there are and i guess under any srtrhhat— are and i guess under any criminal justice - are and i guess under any criminal justice system, there are-he— criminal justice system, there are be some people, for are going to be some people, for whatever— are going to be some people, for whatever-who— are going to be some people, for whatever-who don't- whatever reason, who don't get asas— we- whatever reason, who don't geti asas— we ththh as severe sentences as we think they— as severe sentences as we think they shoutd— as severe sentences as we think they should. 4500— as severe sentences as we think they should. 4500 adults sohwsted— they should. 4500 adults convicted of— they should. 4500 adults convicted of sex offences adahst— convicted of sex offences against children not going to prtsoh— against children not going to prtsohlthat— against children not going to prison that wrong . yeah, prison. that seems wrong. yeah, no, prison. that seems wrong. yeah, ahsotutety. — prison. that seems wrong. yeah, no, absolutely. but— prison. that seems wrong. yeah, no, absolutely. t“ t“ no, absolutely. but i mean, when keir starmer was head of the cps, nick, i mean, he he famously , you know, dropped the famously, you know, dropped the ball grooming gangs. yeah, ball on grooming gangs. yeah, exactly. mean , it was the. so exactly. i mean, it was the. so it's a bad advert anyway,- jisljke�*eccr “ c so it's a bad advert anyway, right? twen— it's a bad advert anyway, right? twee wtthout— it's a bad advert anyway, right? even without the— it's a bad advert anyway, right? even without the hypocrisy.- it's a bad advert anyway, right? even without the hypocrisy. but then, yeah, i just don't believe labour stuff. labour do care about this stuff. they the ones when sarah they were the ones when sarah champion, labour, champion, who was in labour, talked gangs, talked about the grooming gangs, she because they she had to resign because they made a big stink about it and they nadhim zahawi they sided with nadhim zahawi who implying they sided with nadhim zahawi who the implying they sided with nadhim zahawi who the victim's implying they sided with nadhim zahawi who the victim's fault, plying they sided with nadhim zahawi who the victim's fault, even] was the victim's fault, even though tweet, though it was a joke tweet, which didn't realise that which she didn't realise that was her actual view, presumably. and be a bit and then they seem to be a bit aouhd— and then they seem to be a bit around-scottish— and then they seem to be a bit around scottish gender around the scottish gender tesoehtttoh— around the scottish gender recognition bill. “liar around the scottish gender recognition bill. they to recognition bill. they seem to be half supporting it, be sort of half supporting it, which 16 year olds be sort of half supporting it, wibasically 16 year olds be sort of half supporting it, wibasically suddenly year olds be sort of half supporting it, wibasically suddenly chemically to basically suddenly chemically castrate . i believe castrate themselves. i believe in scottish parliament and castrate themselves. i believe in toriesttish parliament and castrate themselves. i believe in tories were parliament and castrate themselves. i believe

in tories were theiament and castrate themselves. i believe in tories were the onlynt and the tories were the only opposition to the bill. there you go. then in general the you go. and then in general the far of labour, but far left, not all of labour, but the sort of far left seem to push weird push towards this weird sexualization of ulez minor attracted sexualization of ulez minor attractsick. i don't really sick. so i just don't trust labour like extreme minority. i wouldn't that minority. i wouldn't argue that there-s— minority. i wouldn't argue that there-s ahyhody— car i wouldn't argue that there's anybody pushing there's anybody actually pushing that— - there's anybody actually pushing that— woi there's anybody actually pushing tha-tt-s— woi there's anybody actually pushing tha'it's online._ no,| there's anybody actually pushing tha' c \rrtr there's anybody actually pushing tha' c hrtr no, it's online. well, there certainly were in the certainly were, were in the past. mean there's the i can't past. i mean there's the i can't remember name of the remember what the name of the network, the something, something network that i can't remember something. yeah remember or something. yeah that's attracted person . that's minor attracted person. but there was a there was some stuff labour it. stuff that wasn't labour was it. yes. it was. it was it was, yes. yes it was. it was it was, yes. it was just the yes. “4119 c c c «wilt? it was just the tories who yes. it was just the tories who rust— yes. it was just the tories who were just actually— «wilt? it was just the tories who were just actually doing all of that— were just actually doing all of that-wett— were just actually doing all of that-wed — were just actually doing all of that-well well- were just actually doing all of that-well well i- were just actually doing all of that well �*fd�*rtcc that stuff. well well i think that's i i think that's a that's i mean i think that's a bit of a that's a bit of a red herring. yeah. it just means you don't trust labour don't exactly trust that labour are tough on this are going to be tough on this stuff. just it's stuff. you know, it's just it's ludicrous hypocrisy it's ludicrous hypocrisy and it's a tasteless actually, even tasteless ad and actually, even their criticising tasteless ad and actually, even theiisaid, criticising tasteless ad and actually, even theiisaid, what criticising tasteless ad and actually, even theiisaid, what are 'iticising tasteless ad and actually, even theiisaid, what are weising tasteless ad and actually, even theiisaid, what are we doing? and said, what are we doing? someone defended lucy powell, shadow— someone defended lucy powell, shadow culture— someone defended lucy powell, shadow culture she shadow culture secretary. she sard— shadow culture secretary. she sad—the- said it was a skit like supposedty- said it was a skit like- supposedly-satirical supposedly i know satirical sohteht— supposedly i know satirical. sohteht—det content they use the same get out.— content they use the same get out. he— content they use the same get out. he uses— content they use the same get out. he uses the— content they use the same get out. he uses the word skit ayore rt— out. he uses the word skit anymore. it-it's- out. he uses the word skit anymore. it it's a take on anymore. it says it's a take on the— anymore. it says it's a take on the graphs— anymore. it says it's a take on

the graphics that— anymore. it says it's a take on the graphics that the prime wthtster— the graphics that the prime minister himself has produced in the-so— minister himself has produced in the-so there's— minister himself has produced in the-so there's the - minister himself has produced in the so there's the thing. the past. so there's the thing. the— the past. so there's the thing. the protest— the past. so there's the thing. the problem-as— the past. so there's the thing. the problem as we know with the problem is, as we know with our the problem is, as we know with shtts— the problem is, as we know with shtts. ts— the problem is, as we know with our skits, is you— the problem is, as we know with our skits, is you have to trust that— our skits, is you have to trust that the — our skits, is you have to trust that the audience— our skits, is you have to trust that the audience going to that the audience are going to get that the audience are going to tet—otherwtsel that the audience are going to get—otherwise it get the reference. otherwise it doesh-t— get the reference. otherwise it doesh-t-tt— get the reference. otherwise it doesn't - if - quote - doesn't work. if you quote a turn— doesn't work. if you quote a tttrh or— doesn't work. if you quote a film or you're— doesn't work. if you quote a film or you're obvious film or you're it's obvious tsh-t— film or you're it's obvious hat a— film or you're it's obvious isn't a satirical- film or you're it's obvious isn't a satirical advert , this isn't a satirical advert, this ohwousty— isn't a satirical advert, this obviously isn't— isn't a satirical advert, this obviously isn't mocking some sort— obviously isn't mocking some sort ot— obviously isn't mocking some sort ot they-re— obviously isn't mocking some sort of they're saying it's rhoshhd— sort of they're saying it's rhoshhd a— sort of they're saying it's mocking a tory dog whistle or ahythha. — mocking a tory dog whistle or ahythha. h— mocking a tory dog whistle or anything. a meme- mocking a tory dog whistle or anything. ' c7' mocking a tory dog whistle or anything. ' c7’ c anything. a meme is it? it's not. not. is just a not. it's not. this is just a direct attack on rishi sunak using flimsy data. this using this flimsy data. is this final proof that that's true? is this final proof that the left can't what i want can't meme? that's what i want to but also your to know. but also punch your question, josh, says the question, josh, who says the answer is audiences who've just seen and they seen you do stand up and they 90, seen you do stand up and they go, skit or sketch go, i liked your skit or sketch . set. it's not as if, . it's a set. it's not as if, stick i. i never stick around. no, i. i never i never i'm retired. - stick around. no, i. i never i never i'm retired. but- 9rt.

finds some of us said this, some of us got called all sorts of names. i lost some friends. one said deserved of said that i deserved months of suffering wearing suffering for not wearing a mask. were always mask. masks were always nonsense. pushed nonsense. people who pushed masks deranged ideologues. masks were deranged ideologues. it medical. that's my it was never medical. that's my opinion. and so it's research that saint george's in that saint george's hospital in south—west analysed south—west london have analysed data from a 40 week period between december 2021 and september 20th, 22. and they found that masks did nothing. there's no significant difference and there's many similar studies . the meta data similar studies. the meta data are in. they didn't do anything and people in sweden didn't wear them. nothing happened. all nonsense it's at best nonsense says it's at best rhodest. — nonsense says it's at best rhodest. rt— nonsense says it's at best modest. it doesn't say it doesh-t— modest. it doesn't say it doesn't-that'sl modest. it doesn't say it- doesn't-that's their doesn't have. no, that's their way— doesn't have. no, that's their way-rt— doesn't have. no, that's their way-rt .— doesn't have. no, that's their way-rt . hut- doesn't have. no, that's their way-it . but the. way of saying it. but the duesttoh— way of saying it. but the question whether did. question is whether it did. and it question is whether it did. and tt says— question is whether it did. and tt says ho— question is whether it did. and it says no, statistically, no. statistically— it says no, statistically, no. statistically no _ it says no, statistically, no. statistically no significant change. so that's know change. yeah so that's know that's statistically that's no statistically significant change isn't isn't a modest improvement which would be would be interesting be and also would be interesting to whether this modest i to see whether this modest i mean there's been lot of mean look there's been a lot of studies about showing how masks actually rubbish and actually a bit rubbish and didn't government didn't do what the government said. government's own said. even the government's own researsh-that— said. even the government's own research-that before.- r: even the government's own research that before. it research said to that before. it all research said to that before. it

add-ot— research said to that before. it att-ot-ott. - research said to that before. it all-of-off. masksi all sort of kicked off. masks were used as— all sort of kicked off. masks were used as a— all sort of kicked off. masks were used as a mask, were used as palliative so that people as a palliative so that people would that something was would feel that something was and psychologically and would feel psychologically safe because it was gaseous safe because it was a gaseous form. it came out. there were spesttts— form. it came out. there were spesttts types— form. it came out. there were spesttts types ot— it came out. there were specific types of high end masks that— specific types of high end masks that-difference,- specific types of high end masks that difference, but the that made a difference, but the ones-were.peoplel ones that we were all people were—rust- ones that we were all people. were—rust rhade ones that we were all people- were_just made it were wearing around just made it woutd— were wearing around just made it woutd soe— were wearing around just made it woutd out— were wearing around just made it would come out the side. yeah, yeah. — would come out the side. yeah, yeah. hut— would come out the side. yeah, yeah. hut-tast— would come out the side. yeah, yeah. but-fact that- would come out the side. yeah, yeah. but fact that my kids yeah. but the fact that my kids werelsshoot.— yeah. but the fact that my kids were-school, my— yeah. but the fact that my kids were-school, my in- yeah. but the fact that my kids were school, my in secondary were in school, my in secondary sshoot— were in school, my in secondary shoot my— were in school, my in secondary school, my eldest— were in school, my in secondary school, my eldest and it school, my eldest and wearing it in school, my eldest and wearing it th hot— school, my eldest and wearing it th hot summer— school, my eldest and wearing it in hot summer days with marks on his in hot summer days with marks on hrs-sweethe— in hot summer days with marks on his-sweating,-being- his face, sweating, not being atte— his face, sweating, not being. atte—hehd able to communicate, not being atte—other. - able to communicate, not being atte—other. rt- able to see in each other. it was-first— able to see in each other. it. was-first-secondary was his first year of secondary sshoot— was his first year of secondary school where— was his first year of secondary school where you're forming trtehds—tol school where you're forming. friends _to walk friends and you've got to walk aouhd— friends and you've got to walk around-these— friends and you've got to walk around these masks on around with these masks on and then— around with these masks on and then-trad— around with these masks on and thehitthd-tt- around with these masks on and then-find-it was- then we find out that it was totatty— then we find out that it was totally nothing— then we find out that it was totally nothing with the totally nothing to do with the science-this- totally nothing to do with the science this government science and just this government tryhd— science and just this government hydra-up— science and just this government tryhd-up wtth— science and just this government trying up with scotland. trying to keep up with scotland. yes trying to keep up with scotland. hes—dtsdusted- trying to keep up with scotland. yes disgusted about yes i still feel disgusted about it. yes i still feel disgusted about tt-ahd— yes i still feel disgusted about tt-ahd youe— yes i still feel disgusted about it. and you're right. ' t it. yeah and you're right. and that— it. yeah and you're right. and that peopte— it. yeah and you're right. and that people really— it. yeah and you're right. and that people really gaslighted us and said, oh, there's no to and said, oh, there's no cost to them. i they're obviously and said, oh, there's no cost to theihealthy they're obviously and said, oh, there's no cost to theihealthy and 1ey're obviously and said, oh, there's no cost to theihealthy and also, obviously and said, oh, there's no cost to theihealthy and also, likeiously and said, oh, there's no cost to theihealthy and also, like you.y not healthy and also, like you say, communicate. it's say, you can't communicate. it's bad their bad for children. their development and so on. and everyone like, everyone pretended like, oh, there's nothing wrong with them, there's nothing wrong with them, there's nothing wrong with them, there's no them. just there's no cost to them. just wear up wear wear one. shut up and wear the mask. like, lost. you mask. it's like, get lost. you lose. another study- mask. it's like, get lost. you lose. another study that- lose. another study that came outr—

lose. another study that camel out—supposedty out, they said that supposedly that— out, they said that supposedly that-sown- out, they said that supposedly that-covid was- that a lot of it covid was transmitted— that a lot of it covid was transmitted through surfaces . transmitted through surfaces. ard— transmitted through surfaces. had-the— transmitted through surfaces. and _the _thatl and that was the thing that i was-was-oti was convinced was a load of ruthtsh— was convinced was a load of rubbish. from— was convinced was a load of rubbish. from day one. i was the.— rubbish. from day one. i was the. wo— rubbish. from day one. i was like, no, viruses— rubbish. from day one. i was like, no, viruses stay on surface, but— like, no, viruses stay on surface, but supposedly actually surfaces household. surfaces were in your household. that-s— that's how people in your househotd— that's how people in your. household—a that's how people in your- household_a mask household so need to get a mask on household so need to get a mask oh-ahyway. — household so need to get a mask oh-ahyway. the- on the table anyway. the tetegraph— on the table anyway. the telegraph reporting on telegraph now reporting on another in balls another kick in the balls for trans athletes. indeed. trans athletes. josh erg indeed. that's that's also we're going to hear— that's that's also we're going to hear that— that's that's also we're going to hear that phrase later, won't wee— to hear that phrase later, won't wee-dothd— to hear that phrase later, won't wee-dothd-ttl to hear that phrase later, won't wee-dothd-tt. wei we? you're going to use it. we doh-t— we? you're going to use it. we doh-t-apotodtse- we? you're going to use it. we don't apologise because don't need to apologise because he—tthe— don't need to apologise because he—tthe sporthd- he meant balls like sporting hatts. — he meant balls like sporting hatts. _th— he meant balls like sporting balls. .yes, balls- he meant balls like sporting balls. “4115 balls. see? yes, balls was talking about. oh, very good. htdeh— talking about. oh, very good. biden proposal— talking about. oh, very good. biden proposal opens- “rt oh, very good. biden proposal opens doors for us biden proposal opens doors for us sshoots— biden proposal opens doors for us schools to— biden proposal opens doors for us schools to ban— biden proposal opens doors for us schools to ban some trans athtetes. — us schools to ban some trans athletes. now— us schools to ban some trans athletes. now day one of his prestdepsy— athletes. now day one of his presidency, the— athletes. now day one of his presidency, the executive order that— presidency, the executive order that he— presidency, the executive order that he put— presidency, the executive order that he put through was essentially— that he put through was essentially for the idea was it tor— essentially for the idea was it tor to— essentially for the idea was it was for to protect— essentially for the idea was it was for to protect trans rights and— was for to protect trans rights and astuatty— was for to protect trans rights and actually they would it would wtthdraw— and actually they would it would withdraw funding— and actually they would it would withdraw funding from colleges and sshoots— withdraw funding from colleges and schools that— withdraw funding from colleges and schools that didn't. and part— and schools that didn't. and part ot— and schools that didn't. and part ot ht— and schools that didn't. and part ot tt was— and schools that didn't. and part of it was that didn't allow shttdreh— part of it was that didn't allow shttdreh h— part of it was that didn't allow children in like— part of it was that didn't allow children in like protected sports— children in like protected sports tet— children in like protected sports let trans kids in sports and— sports let trans kids in sports and stutt— sports let trans kids in sports and stuff even— sports let trans kids in sports and stuff even though at the the— and stuff even though at the the tots— and stuff even though at the the tots ot— and stuff even though at the time lots of people had said, tooh— time lots of people had said, look, there's— time lots of people had said, look, there's a— time lots of people had said, look, there's a real problem here.— look, there's a real problem here. here— look, there's a real problem here. here we— look, there's a real problem here. here we are a couple of

years— here. here we are a couple of years tater.— here. here we are a couple of years later,-was- here. here we are a couple of years later, was 2000. years later, that was 2000. there-s— years later, that was 2000. there's-problem- years later, that was 2000. there's-problem leah there's a real problem with leah thomas—htoi thomas, for example, going into sottede—. — thomas, for example, going into sottede—. hud- thomas, for example, going into college_. and she'sl college swimming. and she's she-s— college swimming. and she's shes the— college swimming. and she's she's like two feet taller than the swimmers. she's the other swimmers. she's hulking, . two hulking, biological, male. two years or whatever, 2021, years later or whatever, 2021, zoos. — years later or whatever, 2021, zoos. .he-s— years later or whatever, 2021, 2000. - he's now - years later or whatever, 2021, 2000. he's now saying that 2000. and he's now saying that there-s— 2000. and he's now saying that there-s going— 2000. and he's now saying that there-s gohg to— 2000. and he's now saying that there's going to be— 2000. and he's now saying that there's going to be a new law, an amendment— there's going to be a new law, an amendment added to a law that now an amendment added to a law that sshoots— an amendment added to a law that now schools can— an amendment added to a law that now schools can ban— an amendment added to a law that now schools can ban individual peopte— now schools can ban individual peopte-that— now schools can ban individual peopte-that ts.— now schools can ban individual people that is, you know, people and that is, you know, tarr— people and that is, you know, tatr enough.— people and that is, you know, fair enough. but— people and that is, you know, fair enough. but it's ridiculous.- fair enough. but it's ridiculous. it's gotten to this potat— ridiculous. it's gotten to this poht where— ridiculous. it's gotten to this point where it's— ridiculous. it's gotten to this point where it's this is the first— point where it's this is the ttrst the— point where it's this is the first time this— point where it's this is the first time this administration has— first time this administration has sort— first time this administration has sort ot— first time this administration has sort of actually in any way ready— has sort of actually in any way reatty stepped— has sort of actually in any way really stepped into this kind of yeah.— really stepped into this kind of issue. yeah, all— really stepped into this kind of issue. yeah, all i've seen for ahyhody—ahdl issue. yeah, all i've seen for. anybody—and not anybody with an eyes and not who-s— anybody with an eyes and not who-s hot— anybody with an eyes and not who's not being— anybody with an eyes and not who's not being brainwashed by the gender— who's not being brainwashed by the gender ideology, you could see the gender ideology, you could how— the gender ideology, you could how ht— the gender ideology, you could see how it was— the gender ideology, you could see how it was unfair. t/rtrtt“ ' “rt see how it was unfair. yeah. and all see how it was unfair. yeah. and at two— see how it was unfair. yeah. and all i've seen, all i've seen from from the biden administration so far is meeting dylan the white dylan mulvaney at the white house. bending to house. and bending the knee to transgender ideology. absolutely. that's why this absolutely. and that's why this headune absolutely. and that's why this headline real headline is misleading. the real headune headline is misleading. the real headline biden headline should be that biden blocks full but is now blocks the full ban, but is now allowed exceptions. they really blocked the full ban on trans athletes allowed athletes and they've allowed exceptions. and like you say, they've crazy they've been pushing this crazy narrative post nashville. they

had trans day of visibility. had the trans day of visibility. the white house press secretary three after the nashville three days after the nashville shooting said that, trans shooting said that, oh, trans people attack. even people are under attack. even though a trans person had just killed people, including killed six people, including three children. so very tasteless. this strange narrative. pretending tasteless. this strange narrrthere's pretending tasteless. this strange narrrthere's chancetending tasteless. this strange narrrthere's chance trans|g that there's a chance trans genocide all this many genocide and all this many people think they're people on twitter think they're encouraging , violent encouraging violence, violent retribution. they want retribution. then they want a kind of new gen six that speculates. see the woman today getthg—the — speculates. see the woman today getting—the face. - getting punched in the face. hes. — getting punched in the face. hes. -sathes.— getting punched in the face. yes. - gaines, do - getting punched in the face. i yes-gaines, do-mean yes. riley gaines, do you mean in article? riley in the article? yeah. riley gaines is 23 year old woman trying to defend sport, trying to defend women's sport, got physically assaulted. so, yeah, obviously yeah, disgusting. and obviously left. people left will left. people in the left will say this is, she's a say that this is, oh, she's a tariff, she's a. she deserves it. and we see the minimising and even coming out on the side of the nashville shooter , which of the nashville shooter, which was insane. and some of some was insane. and some of the some of the language around it from the house press secretary the white house press secretary and has spoken trans and even aoc has spoken of trans kids. to fight kids. they're going to fight back. almost insightful back. erg it's almost insightful . it's inciting the violence. katie hobbs, press secretary, had because she posted had to resign because she posted a someone with two guns a meme of someone with two guns saying, how we deal with saying, this is how we deal with transphobes the transphobes just after the shooting yeah, carly shooting. yeah, yeah. and carly

provenza another democrat. provenza did another democrat. i'm sure what's to i'm not sure what's happened to her. it's disgusting. they're creating illusion that creating this illusion that disturbed believe that disturbed people to believe that they're under attack and they're victims they go out to victims. and then they go out to be victims. and then they go out to he-woteht— victims. and then they go out to be-violent and- be incredibly violent and astuatty— be incredibly violent and- actually _violence. actually act on this violence. yeah.— actually act on this violence. yeah—the- actually act on this violence. i heah.—the-wo. yeah, absolutely. the male. no. and trans women aren't just taking sports . taking over women's sports. they're also taking over adverts for women's gear. nick for women's sports gear. nick yeah . so this is nick tells yeah. so this is nick tells a furious customers be kind, be inclusive responds inclusive as it responds to backlash over trans backlash over paying trans influencer mulvaney to influencer dylan mulvaney to promote sports bras and customers have pledged to boycott the stories boycott it. and the stories about saying about sharon davis saying this is why this is appalling. why is this happening setback for happening such a setback for women? and many people have said why this why are they promoting this person women with why are they promoting this pers0iabsurd women with why are they promoting this pers0iabsurd act women with why are they promoting this pers0iabsurd act outs, women with why are they promoting this pers0iabsurd act outs, this an with these absurd act outs, this absurd, demeaning absurd, sort of demeaning pretends girl and pretends to be a little girl and stuff. disgusting and stuff. it's all disgusting and mad the is there mad. well, the reason is there are two big theories that i've i've heard. one that i've heard. one is that it's just of young just some sort of young millennial firm says, look, dylan mulvaney seems to get amazing numbers on the algorithm. maybe we should hire them. and executive goes, them. and some executive goes, yeah, fine. that's one thing. the more the other one's more interesting. the it's this interesting. it's the it's this thing, the corporate equity index. you've of index. and if you've heard of

it, the stonewall it, much like the stonewall workplace equity index, you essentially for being essentially get points for being as and leftist as as deranged and leftist as possible. you remember the stonewall yeah. stephen stonewall thing? yeah. stephen nolan investigated. found nolan investigated. he found it to a pyramid to be basically a pyramid scheme. has called scheme. james lindsay has called this extortion this us equivalent an extortion racket, and that in itself is run by something called the human campaign, human rights campaign, which turns be one of these turns out to be one of these sort lefty organisations that sort of lefty organisations that has charitable funded by has a charitable wing funded by all usual democrats. so it all the usual democrats. so it started in 2008. so there's this weird this system weird thing, this point system for diverse . so companies for being diverse. so companies are rewarded this kind of are rewarded for this kind of rubbish. that's why bud rubbish. so that's why bud light, these, all these light, all these, all these companies, all these mainstream companies, i mean, bud light, for you wouldn't expect for example, you wouldn't expect its really be its drinkers would really be augned its drinkers would really be aligned with dylan mulvaney aligned with with dylan mulvaney so much they're using dylan mulvaney in their adverts. we've actually got nike advert actually got the nike advert here to play this . so there it's here to play this. so there it's a caricature. and for women, they— a caricature. and for women, they had— a caricature. and for women, they tthd ht— a caricature. and for women, they find it very— rtr? rte... trt and for women, they find it very offensive, but it's they find it very offensive, but tt-s rust— they find it very offensive, but tt-s rust what— they find it very offensive, but it's just what a— they find it very offensive, but it's just what a woman is like. that— it's just what a woman is like. that ts— it's just what a woman is like. that ts a— it's just what a woman is like. that is a women's— it's just what a woman is like. that is a women's sport, but do you— that is a women's sport, but do you rerherherh— that is a women's sport, but do you remember all— that is a women's sport, but do you remember all the adverts the— you remember all the adverts the-run— you remember all the adverts like-run like- you remember all the adverts like run like this? there like women run like this? there thts— like women run like this? there was this brilliant— like women run like this? there was this brilliant advert and it the— was this brilliant advert and it was like girls—

was this brilliant advert and it was like girls run— was this brilliant advert and it was like girls run like this and it was like girls run like this and tt—tthel it was like girls running. like that-s— it was like girls running. like that-s-gtrts— it was like girls running. like that's-girls run- it was like girls running. like that's girls run like a that's what girls run like a horrhat— that's what girls run like a normal-being. - that's what girls run like a- normal-being. .that's normal human being. and that's a sartsauret— normal human being. and that's a caricature _offensive- normal human being. and that's a caricature offensive to caricature and it's offensive to women also wear— caricature and it's offensive to women also wear nike. that's rust— women also wear nike. that's rust what— women also wear nike. that's just what women are like. well, when but when nike— just what women are like. well, when but when nike is- t“ c well, when but when nike is pulling its when but when nike is pulling tts tuhdthg— when but when nike is pulling its funding actual female its funding from actual female athtetes— its funding from actual female athtetes-they- its funding from actual female athletes _they get- athletes because they get pregnant— athletes because they get- pregnant—funding athletes because they get- pregnant_funding by pregnant and reducing funding by 70% pregnant and reducing funding by too or— pregnant and reducing funding by 70% or whatever.— pregnant and reducing funding by 70% or whatever. but look , you 70% or whatever. but look, you how.— 70% or whatever. but look, you how. you — 70% or whatever. but look, you know, you mentioned bud light. wow— know, you mentioned bud light. wow sorhahptes— know, you mentioned bud light. now companies are stopping, stoppthg— now companies are stopping, stopping stocking it. you mentioned— stopping stocking it. you mentioned nike. now i'm glad that— mentioned nike. now i'm glad that th— mentioned nike. now i'm glad that trh a— mentioned nike. now i'm glad that i'm a new— mentioned nike. now i'm glad that i'm a new balance person. had— that i'm a new balance person. had hesause— that i'm a new balance person. had hesause .— that i'm a new balance person. and because , like,— that i'm a new balance person. and because , like, that's the and because, like, that's the ohty— and because, like, that's the shy ththg— and because, like, that's the shy ththg you— and because, like, that's the only thing you can do is boycott therh — only thing you can do is boycott them and— only thing you can do is boycott them and show— only thing you can do is boycott them and show that i don't do i don-t— them and show that i don't do i hat the— them and show that i don't do i don't like iwould_ them and show that i don't do i don't like would buy presents don't like i would buy presents trom— don't like i would buy presents trorh hody— don't like i would buy presents trorh hody shop.— don't like i would buy presents from body shop. but body shop was disgraceful— from body shop. but body shop was disgraceful with a tweet it sent— was disgraceful with a tweet it sent-ahout— was disgraceful with a tweet it sent-ahout jk— was disgraceful with a tweet it sent about jk rowling sent out about jk rowling thhoseht— sent out about jk rowling innocent-they- sent out about jk rowling innocent they also did innocent drinks. they also did a ththg.— innocent drinks. they also did a ththg-tanned— innocent drinks. they also did a thing.-banned a- innocent drinks. they also did a thing. banned a woman just thing. they banned a woman just hesause— thing. they banned a woman just because someone— thing. they banned a woman just because someone said, oh, she's thing. they banned a woman just btterfse someone said, oh, she's thing. they banned a woman just btterf .5 someone said, oh, she's thing. they banned a woman just btterf . sotmeone said, oh, she's thing. they banned a woman just btterf . so they ie 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were furious about a biological male advertising their gear, saying be kind , be inclusive. saying be kind, be inclusive. and i see this language, this be kind, be inclusive language being used as a it used to be used as a shield to protect people. now being used as people. now it's being used as a sword. saw first sword. the people i saw first use corbynites and use it were corbynites and whatever. and since then, in my ahyhody— whatever. and since then, in my ahyhody who— whatever. and since then, in my ahyhody who says— and since then, in my anybody who says kind online anybody who says be kind online sertathty— anybody who says be kind online certainly-usually— anybody who says be kind online certainly usually the certainly are usually the thtshest— certainly are usually the thtshest .— certainly are usually the thickest, most nasty thickest, most evil nasty peopte.— thickest, most evil nasty peopte. t— thickest, most evil nasty people. i can't- thickest, most evil nasty people. i can't even swear. so i doh-t— people. i can't even swear. so i doh-t wart— people. i can't even swear. so i doh-t want to— people. i can't even swear. so i don't want to get— people. i can't even swear. so i don't want to get into it. but they— don't want to get into it. but they are— don't want to get into it. but they had— don't want to get into it. but they are. and thus the biggest hyposrttes— they are. and thus the biggest hyposrttes ot— they are. and thus the biggest hypocrites of it,— they are. and thus the biggest hypocrites of it, like the most wstous— hypocrites of it, like the most peopte— hypocrites of it, like the most vicious people of— hypocrites of it, like the most vicious people of it. and by the way,— vicious people of it. and by the way. t— vicious people of it. and by the way. r rust— vicious people of it. and by the way. r rust want— vicious people of it. and by the way, i just want to— vicious people of it. and by the way, i just want to say one more ththg— way, i just want to say one more ththglahd— way, i just want to say one more ththglahd the— way, i just want to say one more thing land the nike - way, i just want to say one more thing and the nike has also thing is and the nike has also thts— thing is and the nike has also thts ts— thing is and the nike has also thts ts the— thing is and the nike has also this is the second— thing is and the nike has also this is the second trans and two— this is the second trans and twtw ts— this is the second trans and twtw ts a— this is the second trans and lviv is a biological man , still lviv is a biological man, still hash-t— lviv is a biological man, still hasn't transitioned. so they so the tdea— hasn't transitioned. so they so the idea that— hasn't transitioned. so they so the idea that they've designed thts— the idea that they've designed thts produst— the idea that they've designed this product for— the idea that they've designed this product for women for htotogtsat— this product for women for biological women, for their breasts— biological women, for their hreaststo— biological women, for their breasts to help _ biological women, for their breasts to help them play sport and— breasts to help them play sport and they-we— breasts to help them play sport and they-we rust— breasts to help them play sport and they've just given it to htotogtsat— and they've just given it to biological man— and they've just given it to biological man to advertise to us ts— biological man to advertise to us is ridiculous— biological man to advertise to us is ridiculous .— biological man to advertise to us is ridiculous . like, what us is ridiculous. like, what does— us is ridiculous. like, what does that— us is ridiculous. like, what does that say— us is ridiculous. like, what does that say about their sports bra does that say about their sports hra to— does that say about their sports hra to hotd— does that say about their sports bra to hold somebody doesn't bra to hold somebody who doesn't have—the— bra to hold somebody who doesn't have _the other- have breasts? but the other trans— have breasts? but the other trahs star.— have breasts? but the other trans star, the— have breasts? but the other trans star, the first person they-we—dohei

trans star, the first person- they've _ done before they've ever sort of done before thts— they've ever sort of done before thts th— they've ever sort of done before thts th-they— they've ever sort of done before this in they launched for this in 2021, they launched for warto— this in 2021, they launched for warto domes.— this in 2021, they launched for mario gomez. she— this in 2021, they launched for mario gomez. she plays in the argehttha-s— mario gomez. she plays in the argentina's professional toothatt— argentina's professional football league. so they hastsatty— football league. so they basically, by— football league. so they basically, by sponsoring someone who-s—sports- basically, by sponsoring someone who-s—sports ohl who's in professional sports on a woman's team, they're hastsatty— a woman's team, they're basically saying, endorse basically saying, we endorse sheathg— basically saying, we endorse cheating—what. cheating. yeah, that's what they-we — cheating. yeah, that's what they-we -sorry- cheating. yeah, that's what they've - sorry i > - cheating. yeah, that's what. they've-sorryl> yeah. cheating. yeah, that's what- they've-sorryl> yeah. no, they've done. sorry > yeah. no, i they've done. sorry > yeah. no, twa— they've done. sorry > yeah. no, i was just going the i was just going to say, the message is kind, be inclusive message is be kind, be inclusive unless woman, shut unless you're a woman, then shut up complaining. up and stop complaining. right. that's basically what they're saying. that last saying. that sums up the last the— saying. that sums up the last the yas — saying. that sums up the last five years. the— “3 that sums up the last five years. the patriarchy is hash.— five years. the patriarchy is hash. hahy. — five years. the patriarchy is back, baby. the- five years. the patriarchy is back, baby. t five years. the patriarchy is back, baby. rtrt.“ back, baby. the patriarchy is back. that's two back. anyway that's part two done the break, done coming up after the break, we having a real we discuss a man having a real crucifixion for good friday, the little lyrics rewritten little mermaid lyrics rewritten to consent and drug to include consent and drug fuelled cave raves. over 3000 years ago. you won't want to miss it .

welcome back to headliners with me, leo. chris, let's get stuck back into it. the times reports from france where a marginalised religious minority is erecting

symbols, nick to its christians. so crucifixes have risen up across france in a message that this is a christian country and what they're doing is raising up on tractors , these big on tractors, these big crucifixes , cavalries, and crucifixes, cavalries, and they've been scattered around france in the 19th century by missionaries , and they're trying missionaries, and they're trying to restore them to sort of demonstrate the catholic faith, because shocking because this is quite shocking statistic in 1950, 25% of statistic that in 1950, 25% of french people went to mass every sunday. today, it's only 1.8% of the population. ian yeah , and the population. ian yeah, and they say they're not even sure it's faith that they're reawakening, but they're bringing of bringing back hope. and of course, saying it's course, critics are saying it's some of right wing gesture. some sort of right wing gesture. and here charity and it says here the charity receives support from members of eric so that's eric zemmour's party. so that's the right wing party which has promoted theory promoted the conspiracy theory that are that catholics in france are being muslim being replaced by muslim immigrants another conspiracy being replaced by muslim immigithere. another conspiracy being replaced by muslim immigithere. so )ther conspiracy being replaced by muslim immigithere. so yeah,:onspiracy being replaced by muslim immigithere. so yeah, it'spiracy being replaced by muslim immigithere. so yeah, it's you:y theory there. so yeah, it's you know, they're doing this to remind people it's a christian land. so obviously that's going to of to be seen now as some sort of terrible conservative gesture. but bad but is it is it that bad a christian man? i mean, it's the tdea— christian man? i mean, it's the tdea-has— christian man? i mean, it's the tdea-has taws— t“rt“7 i mean, it's the idea has laws specifically idea is it has laws specifically to separate— idea is it has laws specifically to separate the— idea is it has laws specifically to separate the church and the

state.— to separate the church and the state. they— to separate the church and the state. they-as- to separate the church and the state. they-as an- to separate the church and the state. they as an atheist state. they see it as an atheist state— state. they see it as an atheist state-ho— state. they see it as an atheist state-no religion - state. they see it as an atheist state-no religion is- state. they see it as an atheist state no religion is meant state with no religion is meant to dominate. but those laws arose-judso- to dominate. but those laws arose judeo christian arose from a judeo christian trarheworh. — arose from a judeo christian trarheworh. t— arose from a judeo christian framework. i understand that. out— framework. i understand that. hut-the— framework. i understand that. hut-the tdea— framework. i understand that. but the idea here is it's but but the idea here is it's tuhhy— but but the idea here is it's funny because— but but the idea here is it's funny because the president of thts— funny because the president of thts sostety— funny because the president of this society - does - funny because the president of this society does all this this society who does all this sort—outburst- this society who does all this sort—outburst andj sort of had this outburst and sort— sort of had this outburst and sort ot— sort of had this outburst and sort ot sad.— sort of had this outburst and sort of said, we've not given up the— sort of said, we've not given up the-what— sort of said, we've not given up the _what fight?- sort of said, we've not given up the what fight? and the fight like what fight? and we're you know,— the fight like what fight? and we're you know, and we are not rust— we're you know, and we are not rust huttdthg— we're you know, and we are not just building mosques this just building mosques in this transe— just building mosques in this trahse-he-s— just building mosques in this france. he's saying this is france. and he's saying this is a-tahd— france. and he's saying this is a-tahd anyway.- france. and he's saying this is a land anyway, then a christian land anyway, then someone who actually works in the—yeah- someone who actually works in the—yeah .- someone who actually works in the—yeah . t| the organisation says, yeah, i a ttttte— the organisation says, yeah, i was a little angry with him for saythg— was a little angry with him for saythg that— was a little angry with him for saying that because he's so free heat.— saying that because he's so free heat-hes— saying that because he's so free meal.-he's like— saying that because he's so free meal.-he's like you- saying that because he's so free meal. he's like you just meal. but he's like you just sad— meal. but he's like you just sad-th— meal. but he's like you just satd-th a— meal. but he's like you just said in a personal capacity meal. but he's like you just said really a personal capacity meal. but he's like you just said really we're sonal capacity meal. but he's like you just said really we're sona about:ity meal. but he's like you just said iout.y we're sona about:ity meal. but he's like you just said iout on le're sona about:ity meal. but he's like you just said iout on a re sona about:ity meal. but he's like you just said iout on a re sona c'andttity meal. but he's like you just said iout on a re sona and having going out on a sunday and having fun going out on a sunday and having tuh ard— going out on a sunday and having tuh ahd tt-s— going out on a sunday and having fun and it's like,— going out on a sunday and having fun and it's like, yeah, your prestdeht— fun and it's like, yeah, your president kind— fun and it's like, yeah, your president kind of said some pretty— president kind of said some pretty oh— president kind of said some pretty oh the— president kind of said some pretty on the edge stuff. there > they— pretty on the edge stuff. there a they poht— pretty on the edge stuff. there a they poht out— pretty on the edge stuff. there > they point out it— pretty on the edge stuff. there > they point out it is- > they point out it is interesting. out the interesting. they point out the remaining the faith interesting. they point out the remato ng the faith interesting. they point out the remato be the faith interesting. they point out the remato be the the faith interesting. they point out the remato be the most the faith interesting. they point out the remato be the most conservative tend to be the most conservative because left. because they're the ones left. so they're core. it so they're the hard core. it makes sense, but is it such a bad thing a you know, bad thing to be a you know, france aside because they're weird. same here weird. but i think the same here weird. but i think the same here we christian country. we are a christian country. other countries are muslim countries. other countries are muslim countrsaudi arabia, don't go them. saudi arabia, we don't go over there say, can you guys be christian? 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christian? what's wrong with being well being a christian country? well we'll of the we'll see in parts of the uk that not a christian that we're not a christian country mean, for country anymore. i mean, for example, in wakefield, when a when a of example, in wakefield, when a whequran a of example, in wakefield, when a whequran he a of example, in wakefield, when a whequran he was a of example, in wakefield, when a whequran he was investigated by the quran he was investigated by the quran he was investigated by the police and sentenced with a non—crime hate incident, which suggests that now have suggests that we now have islamic blasphemy. blasphemy laws uk . so it's not a laws in the uk. so it's not a christian country anymore. i know. what we can sadly , know. so what we can do, sadly, is tractors out and erect is get tractors out and erect crosses , erect crosses. yeah, we crosses, erect crosses. yeah, we could bibles and prove crosses, erect crosses. yeah, we cou point bibles and prove crosses, erect crosses. yeah, we cou point . bibles and prove crosses, erect crosses. yeah, we cou point . it bibles and prove crosses, erect crosses. yeah, we cou point . it seems es and prove crosses, erect crosses. yeah, we cou point . it seems like nd prove crosses, erect crosses. yeah, we cou point . it seems like hardove the point. it seems like hard work. oh yeah, fine . anyway, the work. oh yeah, fine. anyway, the mirror now with a story about crucifixion that should have beenin crucifixion that should have been in the daily mail. josh hey , your former tonight. covid aidan magee frost- , your former tonight. covid aidan magee frost man- . trtr“ g“ covid aidan magee frost man cries out in aidan magee frost man cries out th agony— aidan magee frost man cries out th agohy as— aidan magee frost man cries out th agohy as hes— aidan magee frost man cries out in agony as he's nailed to a th reat— in agony as he's nailed to a cross in real crucifixion on dood— cross in real crucifixion on sood trtday— cross in real crucifixion on good friday. now this is in wahttta— good friday. now this is in wahttta th— good friday. now this is in manilla in this— good friday. now this is in manilla in this little village . manilla in this little village. thts— manilla in this little village. thts guy-s— manilla in this little village. this guy's been— manilla in this little village. this guy's been doing it for years— this guy's been doing it for years now. supposedly there's etght— years now. supposedly there's etght-who— years now. supposedly there's etght-who-ahdi years now. supposedly there's. eight-who-and in eight people who get up and in thet— eight people who get up and in thetr wtttage— eight people who get up and in their village,-all- eight people who get up and in their village, all actually their village, they all actually do-tthe— their village, they all actually do like crucifixions. do proper like crucifixions. they— do proper like crucifixions. they get— do proper like crucifixions. they get nailed, but they only get hated— they get nailed, but they only get added up— they get nailed, but they only get nailed up for— they get nailed, but they only get nailed up for ten minutes. so get nailed up for ten minutes. so t— get nailed up for ten minutes. so t ththh— get nailed up for ten minutes. so i think they're— get nailed up for ten minutes. so i think they're kind of wtrhps. — so i think they're kind of wimps. _there. so i think they're kind ofi wimps. _there we so i think they're kind of- wimps.-there we go. wimps. but still, there we go. the— wimps. but still, there we go. the-90— wimps. but still, there we go. the-go through- wimps. but still, there we go. the-go through their- the nails go through their hands. whatever. but also

hands. yeah, whatever. but also they— hands. yeah, whatever. but also they hate— hands. yeah, whatever. but also they have to— hands. yeah, whatever. but also they have to carry— hands. yeah, whatever. but also they have to carry the- t yeah, whatever. but also they have to carry the woodeni cross across their back for more than— cross across their back for more thanlkilometre_ cross across their back for more thanlkilometre in— cross across their back for more than kilometre in the than a kilometre in the ssorshthg— than a kilometre in the scorching heat. that's good sardo— scorching heat. that's good sardto-way— scorching heat. that's good cardio-way that- scorching heat. that's good cardio way that might be a cardio in a way that might be a postttwe— cardio in a way that might be a positive crossfit_ cardio in a way that might be a positive crossfit . _ cardio in a way that might be a positive crossfit . t/rtrtt“ did you positive crossfit. yeah. did you hate— positive crossfit. yeah. did you have that— positive crossfit. / did you have that pre—written positive crossfit. t/rtrtt“ did you have that pre—written or. positive crossfit. / did you have that pre—written or. no, that-s— have that pre—written or. no, has very— have that pre—written or. no, that's very good.— have that pre—written or. no, that's very good. i mean , i that's very good. i mean, i ththh— that's very good. i mean, i ththh thts— that's very good. i mean, i think this is— that's very good. i mean, i think this is offensive. it's sutturat— think this is offensive. it's cultural appropriation. there they— cultural appropriation. there they-toute— cultural appropriation. there they-you've got- cultural appropriation. there they you've got a guy, a they are. you've got a guy, a rhahttta— they are. you've got a guy, a mantra guy.— they are. you've got a guy, a manilla guy, what, a million peopte— manilla guy, what, a million peopte satted— manilla guy, what, a million people called manilla. filipino ttttpthos.— people called manilla. filipino filipinos. anyway, look at filipinos. okay anyway, look at htrh— filipinos. okay anyway, look at htrh trythg— filipinos. okay anyway, look at him trying dressing up as a jew . ard— him trying dressing up as a jew . hhd thts— him trying dressing up as a jew . hhd thts ts— him trying dressing up as a jew . and this is deeply offensive. thts— . and this is deeply offensive. thts ts— . and this is deeply offensive. thts ts att— . and this is deeply offensive. this is all quite— . and this is deeply offensive. this is all quite blasphemous on easter. guys. i'm just going to give the i mean, look, he says here, to be honest, i always feel nervous because end feel nervous because i could end up dead on the cross. i suppose that would like ultimate that would be like the ultimate tribute. this it does tribute. but this is it does know they're know that they're not real. romans won't come to romans and he won't come back to life. me, it's life. what bothers me, it's their tradition. that's fine, but i'm not sure you're supposed their tradition. that's fine, bulikei not sure you're supposed their tradition. that's fine, bulike literally,e you're supposed their tradition. that's fine, bulike literally, i/ou're supposed their tradition. that's fine, bulike literally, i mean, ;upposed to like literally, i mean, christ, we christ, did this so that we didn't have of absolved didn't have to kind of absolved of sins. i'm sure of all our sins. i'm not sure you literally imitate you should literally imitate christ the cross. christ by getting on the cross. so slight qualm so that's my slight qualm about it. follow the example, but it. we follow the example, but we don't to say it's done we don't have to say it's done in respectful okay. in a very respectful way. okay. this this has been

this has been this this has been so disrespectful of christians. this going this section. i'm actually going to ofcom to send in an ofcom complaint about this. i think. i think they nailed it. anyway, the times has decided times now and disney has decided to teaching kids to be to stop teaching kids to be rapists. nick that's such an obscure intro . i don't even know obscure intro. i don't even know what you're talking about. you're talking about mermaid. okay, several okay, you've skipped several stories you've done an stories and you've done an obscure it obscure intro, but i've got it now, guys. little mermaid obscure intro, but i've got it now, gyeah, ittle mermaid obscure intro, but i've got it now, gyeah, i've mermaid obscure intro, but i've got it now, gyeah, i've been1aid lyrics. yeah, i've been rewritten to include consent that there's that sounds fun. so there's alive there's a action alive there's a live action remake of little mermaid. they've rid of all white they've got rid of all the white people rid people now they're getting rid of lyrics, all the of all the good lyrics, all the white yeah, yeah. white mermaids. yeah, yeah. remember ariel? oh, no. but my poht— remember ariel? oh, no. but my poht-the— remember ariel? oh, no. but my potht-tthe-arel point is, it's like mermaids are rhythtsat—youi mythical creatures. when you ththh— mythical creatures. when you ththh ahout— mythical creatures. when you think about it. _ mythical creatures. when you think about it. if— mythical creatures. when you think about it. �*" trt c. “rtrt think about it. if you're under the you don't get much sun. the sea, you don't get much sun. you're bound to be white, aren't you? it. it's nice. you? think about it. it's nice. so delving you? think about it. it's nice. so-delving into- so you're delving into the science-that's- so you're delving into the science-that's a- so you're delving into the science of. that's a really good point. killer whales point. i mean, killer whales kind of of suggest that kind of kind of suggest that that out. that theory doesn't play out. but the mermaids the but i mean, the mermaids in the first were white. first film, josh, were white. like the cartoon, i've got no like in the cartoon, i've got no problem them being problem with them being everybody in every in every disney film being turned black. but mean , they white. but i mean, they were white. anyway, point is, lyrics

anyway, the point is, lyrics have rewritten. so there have been rewritten. so there used be things like kiss the used to be things like kiss the girl used to say that you girl and it used to say that you could just her without it. could just kiss her without it. says, not a says, don't take a word, not a single go on and kiss the says, don't take a word, not a singinow, go on and kiss the says, don't take a word, not a singinow, of go on and kiss the says, don't take a word, not a singinow, of course, nd kiss the says, don't take a word, not a singinow, of course, you'ver the says, don't take a word, not a singinow, of course, you've got girl. now, of course, you've got to say, can i have consent, please? and there's please? first? and there's a really bit ursula, really weird bit where ursula, even song being taken even her song is being taken out, she's the evil out, even though she's the evil one saying an evil thing in context . know, much fan context. you know, not much fan of what she's saying, of context of what she's saying, things that. she's implying things like that. she's implying that mermaid should be that the mermaid should be withdrawn mean, demure withdrawn. i mean, and demure and sort of she's right in that case. but she's trying to persuade—herj case. but she's trying to- persuade_her voice, persuade her to lose her voice, to-hou— persuade her to lose her voice, to-hou doh-t— persuade her to lose her voice, to-you don't need- persuade her to lose her voice, to you don't need your to do it. you don't need your wotse— to do it. you don't need your voice because— to do it. you don't need your voice because _the- to do it. you don't need your voice because the real voice because up in the real word— voice because up in the real word up— voice because up in the real word up th— voice because up in the real world, up in the— voice because up in the real world, up in the air, and i happen— world, up in the air, and i- happen—everyththg happen to agree with everything she—the- she said, but she was the wttath— she said, but she was the what. — she said, but she was the villain. and— she said, but she was the villain. and so- she said, but she was the villain. ' “rt t“ c she said, but she was the- villain. and so-can't even villain. and so they can't even have so have that because they're so idiotic they care idiotic and they don't care about content. even the about content. so even the villains say things villains have to say good things and people. is and be good people. this is going to be great for drama. well, surprised didn't well, i'm surprised they didn't go at— well, i'm surprised they didn't go at the— well, i'm surprised they didn't go at the way— well, i'm surprised they didn't go all the way and just instead that— go all the way and just instead that-astuatty— go all the way and just instead that-actually like- go all the way and just instead that actually like a they go all the way and just instead that kiss. :tually like a they go all the way and just instead that kiss. they/ like a they go all the way and just instead that kiss. they/ like a fish they're kiss. they them a fish of they're kiss. they them a fish ot them— they're kiss. they them a fish of them - have - they're kiss. they them a fish of them - have had - they're kiss. they them a fish of them have had sam smith they're kiss. they them a fish of there have had sam smith they're kiss. they them a fish of there as have had sam smith they're kiss. they them a fish of there as a have had sam smith they're kiss. they them a fish of there as a fish le had sam smith they're kiss. they them a fish of there as a fish ofhad sam smith they're kiss. they them a fish of there as a fish of them. i smith in there as a fish of them. anyway.— in there as a fish of them. anyway. sohthg— in there as a fish of them. anyway, coming up- in there as a fish of them. anyway, coming up in- in there as a fish of them. anyway, coming up in the last section we tesla's staff section we discuss tesla's staff sharing the

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welcome back to the final section of headliner is the metro now reports on how your tesla might be sending pictures of your pert buttocks to complete strangers. josh well, mine are quite saggy, but thank you. tesla staff shared and rohed— you. tesla staff shared and rohed ahout— tesla staff shared and joked about sensitive videos resorded— joked about sensitive videos resorded hy— joked about sensitive videos recorded by vehicles . this makes recorded by vehicles. this makes me recorded by vehicles. this makes the dad— recorded by vehicles. this makes me gtad that— recorded by vehicles. this makes me glad that i'm— recorded by vehicles. this makes me glad that i'm not rich or even have any— me glad that i'm not rich or even have any money at all hesause— even have any money at all because then— even have any money at all because then you don't. i don't hate— because then you don't. i don't have to— because then you don't. i don't have to worry— because then you don't. i don't have to worry about this kind of ththg. — have to worry about this kind of ththg. hut— have to worry about this kind of thing. but those— have to worry about this kind of thing. but those people who have testas— thing. but those people who have testas. they— thing. but those people who have teslas, they when— thing. but those people who have teslas, they when they sign up to a— teslas, they when they sign up to a program — teslas, they when they sign up to a program that's supposedly hetps— to a program that's supposedly helps information helps tesla collect information to-self—driving- helps tesla collect information to self—driving stuff in to do its self—driving stuff in asoupte— to do its self—driving stuff in asoupte ot— to do its self—driving stuff in a couple of years,— to do its self—driving stuff in a couple of years, that means they-we— a couple of years, that means they've-cameras- a couple of years, that means they've cameras in the car they've got cameras in the car and— they've got cameras in the car and when— they've got cameras in the car and when they're— they've got cameras in the car and when they're in garages, is thts— and when they're in garages, is this-information- and when they're in garages, is thissent information

and when they're in garages, is this sent back|formation and when they're in garages, is this sent back to 'mation and when they're in garages, is this sent back to tesla's get sent back to tesla's headquarters- get sent back to tesla's headquarters and they were sharthg— headquarters and they were sharthg att— headquarters and they were sharing all these videos of peopte-s— sharing all these videos of people's garages as including hush— people's garages as including hush garage— people's garages as including musk garage because they found out they— musk garage because they found out they had— musk garage because they found out they had one— musk garage because they found out they had one zero sevens car in out they had one zero sevens car th th— out they had one zero sevens car th tt. yeah— out they had one zero sevens car in it. yeah submarine car and ahso— in it. yeah submarine car and atso they— in it. yeah submarine car and also they shared— in it. yeah submarine car and also they shared some sick ones of also they shared some sick ones ot the— also they shared some sick ones ot tthe htds— also they shared some sick ones of like kids getting— also they shared some sick ones of like kids getting run over and— of like kids getting run over and ahso— of like kids getting run over and also some— of like kids getting run over and also some funny nudie ones and— and also some funny nudie ones and whatever— and also some funny nudie ones and whatever and— and also some funny nudie ones and whatever and on a slightly worrythg— and whatever and on a slightly worrythg ore— and whatever and on a slightly worrythg tt— and whatever and on a slightly worrying one if somebody's being dragged— worrying one if somebody's being dragged thto— worrying one if somebody's being dragged into ltesla_ worrying one if somebody's being dragged into tesla against worrying one if somebody's being draggwill.lto tesla against worrying one if somebody's being draggwill. o tesla against worrying one if somebody's being draggwill. jose“; lagainst worrying one if somebody's being draggwill. nee“; i�*srrtrjainst worrying one if somebody's being draggwill. nee“; their will. exactly. so they used send that and they used to send that and they thought was funny and then thought it was funny and then they said, yeah, people at they said, oh yeah, people at tesla who promotions tesla who got who got promotions were had were usually the ones who had the funniest and whatnot. the funniest jokes and whatnot. what's incredible isn't what's incredible is this isn't like them doing what's incredible is this isn't like who's them doing what's incredible is this isn't like who's doingem doing what's incredible is this isn't like who's doing laundry laundry, who's doing laundry in their thought, tesla their car, like i thought, tesla people had money in their garage. oh, is the point. oh, tt-s— garage. oh, is the point. oh, tt-slthe— garage. oh, is the point. oh, it's-the garage. - garage. oh, is the point. oh, it's-the garage. you- 33 oh, is the point. oh, it's the garage. /rtr. t“ 33 oh, is the point. oh, it's the garage. /rtr. rtrt“ it's in the garage. you can pay for the attachment. off. for the attachment. hangs off. so out that so elon musk, we found out that he really cool submarine. he owns a really cool submarine. someone else we found out that they wellness items. they had sexual wellness items. like lottery like it was a real lottery of what going find out. what you're going to find out. sexual wellness items. sexual wellness. wellness items. yeah. it's best yeah. we can't say it's the best euphemism heard. that's euphemism i've heard. that's sexual what it sexual wellness. and so what it says— sexual wellness. and so what it says-these— sexual wellness. and so what it says-these videos- sexual wellness. and so what it says these videos and but says is in these videos and but the— says is in these videos and but the reaso— says is in these videos and but the ts— says is in these videos and but the reason is it's— says is in these videos and but the reason is it's to help this sort— the reason is it's to help this sort ot— the reason is it's to help this car sort of deal— the reason is it's to help this

car sort of deal with these hesoe— car sort of deal with these hesoe a— car sort of deal with these become a bit— car sort of deal with these become a bit become a better hurgtar— become a bit become a better hurgtar to— become a bit become a better burglar to deal— become a bit become a better burglar to deal with these terns.— burglar to deal with these tests. h— burglar to deal with these items. if it's— burglar to deal with these items. if it's confronted in reat— items. if it's confronted in read the— items. if it's confronted in real life with— items. if it's confronted in real life with these items. so trh — real life with these items. so trh rust— real life with these items. so i'm just thinking— real life with these items. so i'm just thinking if it was confronted— i'm just thinking if it was confronted by— i'm just thinking if it was confronted by a sexual wellness teth— confronted by a sexual wellness tterh. tt— confronted by a sexual wellness tterh. tt woutd— confronted by a sexual wellness item, it would sort— confronted by a sexual wellness item, it would sort of break, reverse, do a— item, it would sort of break, reverse, do a u—turn and then . so you— reverse, do a u—turn and then reverse . so you see- reverse, do a u—turn and then reverse. �*" c reverse. so you see if it could reuse some of that rubber in its tires, just making the case for petrol cars in it. yeah, absolutely. let's keep hold of them. the telegraph them. anyway, the telegraph now reporting on a labrador who got addicted apparently addicted to booze. apparently he's rough. it's he's feeling rough. it's actually a really sad story , actually a really sad story, nick. it is. alcoholic dog becomes to be becomes first canine to be treated addiction. two treated for addiction. so a two year labrador required year old labrador cross required emergency still very emergency care and is still very anxious, apparently. but it has learned the ability to speak and convey emotions. so that's that's bonus. but it is sad that's a bonus. but it is a sad story, basically, because one of the died and didn't the dogs died and didn't recover from stuff and from like the fits and stuff and what withdrawal what it was from withdrawal withdrawal symptoms because someone there you go. someone who it is there you go. oh, i hope that's the one that survived. mean, very sad. survived. i mean, it's very sad. so basically out so someone basically left out dnnks so someone basically left out drinks leave. is more drinks never leave. this is more of public safety announcement. of a public safety announcement. never out at never leave your alcohol out at night. kind of night. leo, you're kind of tenants because dog will

night. leo, you're kind of tenanit because dog will night. leo, you're kind of tenanit andause dog will night. leo, you're kind of tenanit and then dog will night. leo, you're kind of tenanit and then it dog will night. leo, you're kind of tenanit and then it gets will drink it and then it gets addicted alcohol. must addicted to alcohol. this must have deliberate thing have been a deliberate thing because have been a deliberate thing becaus drinks nice after leaves drinks out. nice after night. i think he was, you know, filling bowl something for filling a bowl or something for the dog. it doesn't say the for the dog. it doesn't say that.— the for the dog. it doesn't say that. though. — the for the dog. it doesn't say that, though. .might- ththg it doesn't say that, though. might have that, though. it might have just been— that, though. it might have just teen-rust— that, though. it might have just been _just leaves- that, though. it might have just been just leaves out been an he just leaves it out and— been an he just leaves it out and ther— been an he just leaves it out and then they— been an he just leaves it out and then they get a taste for it or whatever. — and then they get a taste for it or whatever. i— and then they get a taste for it or whatever. i don't know. alcoholics. _ or whatever. i don't know. i alcoholics. _ do? or whatever. i don't know. - alcoholics. _do? i alcoholics. what do they do? i ththh— alcoholics. what do they do? i think—speculate- alcoholics. what do they do? i. think—speculate more. think we should speculate more. we time. no, we're we try to waste time. no, we're not.— we try to waste time. no, we're not. -we-we— we try to waste time. no, we're not. we've got loads not. actually. we've got loads to get through the daily mail now. psychologist has now. and a psychologist has revealed secret to happy revealed the secret to happy families. why hasn't he shared them i know crazy. them before? josh i know crazy. this is about one of the best tv shows— this is about one of the best tv shows-television,— this is about one of the best tv shows television, certainly this is about one of the best tv sh the television, certainly this is about one of the best tv sh the moment.;ion, certainly this is about one of the best tv sh the moment.;ion, succession at the moment. how succession sguahhtthg— at the moment. how succession. sguahhtthg—heah. squabbling and headliners. yeah, squabbtes— squabbling and headliners. yeah, squabbtes and— squabbling and headliners. yeah, squabbles and siblings could easily— squabbles and siblings could easily get— squabbles and siblings could easily get along. there's a harvard— easily get along. there's a harvard psychologist who reveals the-key— harvard psychologist who reveals the-key mistakes— harvard psychologist who reveals the key mistakes that the the four key mistakes that the revs— the four key mistakes that the keys make, — the four key mistakes that the roys make, and— the four key mistakes that the roys make, and they are they avoid— roys make, and they are they avoid the— roys make, and they are they avoid the truth,— roys make, and they are they avoid the truth, which is basically— avoid the truth, which is basically lying. they fail to trust— basically lying. they fail to trust each— basically lying. they fail to trust each other. they there's fear— trust each other. they there's fear based— trust each other. they there's fear based management and fake apologies.— fear based management and fake apologies. now,— fear based management and fake apologies. now, these are all of these— apologies. now, these are all of these teet— apologies. now, these are all of these four qualities i've tried to tnsttt— these four qualities i've tried to instil-children- these four qualities i've tried to instil children . so to instil in my children. so wett— to instil in my children. so we-tt see— to instil in my children. so we'll see how— to instil in my children. so we'll see how it- to instil in my children. so we'll see how it works out in the— we'll see how it works out in the long— we'll see how it works out in the tone tun.— we'll see how it works out in the long run. right? “43?" the long run. right? yeah, you-ve— the long run. right? yeah, you've probably— the long run. right? yeah, you've probably seen succession. like one the best

like josh says, one of the best shows ever by jesse shows ever created by jesse armstrong, peep show. shows ever created by jesse arm people peep show. shows ever created by jesse arm people are peep show. shows ever created by jesse arm people are the peep show. shows ever created by jesse arm people are the conventional but people are the conventional wisdom is that they're all horrible my horrible people. my counterintuitive is that counterintuitive theory is that they're actually great people. they're conservatives . they they're conservatives. they run this network. this conservative network. they're , you know, and they're funny, you know, and kendall's empathy . roman's kendall's got empathy. roman's funny my other theory is funny and my other theory is that the actual actors are worse people characters . people than the characters. think it. brian cox is an think about it. brian cox is an snp fan. the guy that plays kendall seems very woke. so my counter tuc theory, they're actually great people and that's why like watching them. tom's why we like watching them. tom's a great guy. yeah, i mean that's why we like watching them. tom's adon't guy. yeah, i mean that's why we like watching them. tom's adon't agree yeah, i mean that's why we like watching them. tom's adon't agree with, i mean that's why we like watching them. tom's adon't agree with those an that's i don't agree with those tteettes — i don't agree with those theories. i— i don't agree with those theories. i mean, i don't know if theories. i mean, i don't know tt they-te— theories. i mean, i don't know if they're-wingers.- if they're right wingers. i ten-t— if they're right wingers. i don't think— if they're right wingers. i don't think |_ if they're right wingers. i don't think i don't agree with. all don't think i don't agree with. att-eteut— don't think i don't agree with. all-about is- don't think i don't agree with. all about is money, all they care about is money, too. — all they care about is money, too. ant. — all they care about is money, too. ant. ant— all they care about is money, too. and. and power and whatnot. i too. and. and power and whatnot. . ten-t— too. and. and power and whatnot. . ten-t knew— too. and. and power and whatnot. i don't know.those_ too. and. and power and whatnot. i don't know those are the i don't know if those are the great— i don't know if those are the greet-tegtn-s- i don't know if those are the great-logan's the. i don't know if those are the. great-logan's the great great thing. logan's the great thing about shiv, but i like roman the great thing roman carey, the great thing about capitalism is that people can venal can be horrible, grasping, venal , terrible , greedy, you know, terrible people. and the system still works . they to be greedy , to get works. they to be greedy, to get other people's money. they create something that other people greedy can sell it people want. greedy can sell it . turned gordon . you've just turned into gordon gekko. good. greed is

gekko. greed is good. greed is very good . kwasi it very good. kwasi it was a documentary. they're saying tee,— documentary. they're saying here ..%_ documentary. they're saying here we et— documentary. they're saying here, 44% of - adults l here, 44% of british adults etetm— here, 44% of british adults states-wet- here, 44% of british adults claim _war with i claim they're at war with another— claim they're at war with another family member. i'm at wttt— another family member. i'm at war with another— another family member. i'm at war with another family member. oh, evicted oh, yeah, yeah. my mum evicted my dad. went into hospital my dad. he went into hospital and she basically changed the locks can't get back home. locks so he can't get back home. wow. your life sounds like an episode of shameless. is wow. your life sounds like an epis

says his marriage ended because he on he was leaving clothes on the floor stuff and wife floor and stuff and his wife couldn't take just pick him couldn't take it. just pick him up. like, and up. i mean, like, why can't. and it says that the woman gets up. i mean, like, why can't. and it to ;ays that the woman gets up. i mean, like, why can't. and it to being at the woman gets up. i mean, like, why can't. and it to being anthe woman gets up. i mean, like, why can't. and it to being an expertnan gets up. i mean, like, why can't. and it to being an expertnarthets used to being an expert on the baby and how you sort of manage the baby or whatever. it's like, well, that? well, what's wrong with that? that thousands of that worked for thousands of years. i'm sorry. and, years. i mean, i'm sorry. and, you on men you know, it's an attack on men because uses phrase because it uses the phrase patriarchal it's because it uses the phrase patr another it's because it uses the phrase patr another attack it's because it uses the phrase patr another attack on it's because it uses the phrase patr another attack on men t's just another attack on men saying, we're these saying, oh, we're just these incompetent simpson incompetent homer simpson type people, reality we people, whereas in reality we just have different skills. and what but what is wrong with that? but they're saying a lot of male skills are not time sensitive. so they're not they're not something that needs to be done at a specific time, at a specific place, such you specific place, such as, you know, child dinner or know, cooking a child dinner or dressing school. is dressing a child for school. is time sensitive, whereas clearing out the garage done so out the garage can be done so much of this is just stereotypes and maybe in some like, and maybe i live in some like, bubble london. bubble in north london. whatever do, i do the whatever i do, but i do the shutters— whatever i do, but i do the childcare. i— whatever i do, but i do the childcare. i do— whatever i do, but i do the childcare. i do cooking, i do the— childcare. i do cooking, i do the stepptng— childcare. i do cooking, i do the shopping .— childcare. i do cooking, i do the shopping , whatever, and it the shopping, whatever, and it ttusttetes— the shopping, whatever, and it frustrates me,— the shopping, whatever, and it frustrates me, this idea, this ttnt— frustrates me, this idea, this ttnt et— frustrates me, this idea, this kind of like— frustrates me, this idea, this kind of like that— frustrates me, this idea, this kind of like that daddy day—care like kind of like that daddy day—care ttte-ttte— kind of like that daddy day—care like-like-men- kind of like that daddy day—care like useless like men kind of like that daddy day—care like useless when; men kind of like that daddy day—care like useless when they men kind of like that daddy day—care like useless when they come. are useless when they come. i t-m— are useless when they come. i was. i'm a hands— are useless when they come. i was. i'm a hands on dad and when

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nice big scientific— and she says and it goes into a nice big scientific explanation for nice big scientific explanation tet twe— nice big scientific explanation for blue testicles— nice big scientific explanation for blue testicles and it's and says— for blue testicles and it's and says there-s— for blue testicles and it's and says there's not— for blue testicles and it's and says there's not much or very ttttte— says there's not much or very little medical— says there's not much or very little medical literature on the tests— little medical literature on the tests .— little medical literature on the tests . ss— little medical literature on the tests . so twe— little medical literature on the topic . so i've sent her a couple topic. so i've sent her a couple of topic. so i've sent her a couple st wets— topic. so i've sent her a couple st ttnts. ste— topic. so i've sent her a couple of links. she wants— topic. so i've sent her a couple of links. she wants to go to the twtwetstty— of links. she wants to go to the wetwetstty st— of links. she wants to go to the university of smurfland . yeah, university of smurfland. yeah, but university of smurfland. yeah, tut .— university of smurfland. yeah, tut . stte-t— university of smurfland. yeah, but i didn't know.— university of smurfland. yeah, but i didn't know. did you know that—ttwtsti that the scrotum turns a bluish ssswt— that the scrotum turns a bluish colour-that's— that the scrotum turns a bluish colour-that's why- that the scrotum turns a bluish colour that's why it's colour like that's why it's settet— colour like that's why it's called-that's- colour like that's why it's called that's when you need called it. that's when you need likew— called it. that's when you need we y-e— called it. that's when you need like, you're like,— like, you're like, hyperventilating idea hyperventilating or the idea is if hyperventilating or the idea is tt—ttete— hyperventilating or the idea is if_there isn't- if you don't, if there isn't a twist— if you don't, if there isn't a finish that— if you don't, if there isn't a finish that you— if you don't, if there isn't a finish that you get thing . finiin that you get this thing. oh finish that you get this thing. on teetty. — finish that you get this thing. on teetty. eut— finish that you get this thing. oh really. but you're actually y-e— oh really. but you're actually ye they— oh really. but you're actually you're they turn— oh really. but you're actually you're they turn blue right. you're they turn blue but right. i you're they turn blue but right. t-tnsw— you're they turn blue but right. t-tnswtttt. .— you're they turn blue but right. i-know that. i know.- i didn't know that. i know. that's why i didn't know that. i know. ttet-s wty tt— i didn't know that. i know. that's why it was- i didn't know that. i know. that's why it was full. - t: t: " c i know. that's why it was full. i'm going— that's why it was full. i'm gong-twe— that's why it was full. i'm goinglhave t— that's why it was full. i'm going-have a look.- that's why it was full. i'm going have a look. i'm going to have a look. yeah i'm quite a bit but it's quite i question a bit but it's a style when it says a showman style when it says this isn't channel 4. josh when it post—sex phenomenon, this isn't channel 4. josh when it posa-sex phenomenon, this isn't channel 4. josh when it posa pre. phenomenon, this isn't channel 4. josh when it posa pre phenomenon. surely it's a pre phenomenon. like post you've done like if it's post you've done something. you something. if it's post you didn't anything. you didn't then get anything. you didn't then get anything. you didn't finish right? you didn't ttntst— didn't finish right? you didn't finish any of the words. it's nice women suffer . nice that women also suffer. you like that from that . that you like that from that. that tees.— you like that from that. that does tt— you like that from that. that does. it does— you like that from that. that does. it does just that women twe— does. it does just that women have to— does. it does just that women have to te— does. it does just that women have to be also— does. it does just that women have to be also excited . “43?" have to be also excited. yeah. the— have to be also excited. yeah. ttts ts— have to be also excited. yeah. ttts ts t— have to be also excited. yeah. this is a terrible story to do. just before the breakfast, the breakfast show . morning, breakfast show. morning, everybody. yeah. you did you

choose this story. josh the other producer with me. it wasn't me. it was the other other producer with me. it- wasn't me. it was the other one. i wasn't me. it was the other one. . ts— wasn't me. it was the other one. . ts tint— wasn't me. it was the other one. . ts tttnt tt— wasn't me. it was the other one. i do think it was— wasn't me. it was the other one. i do think it was funny. i maybe twe— i do think it was funny. i maybe have put— i do think it was funny. i maybe have put tt— i do think it was funny. i maybe have put tt tn— i do think it was funny. i maybe have put it in a— i do think it was funny. i maybe have put it in a bit— i do think it was funny. i maybe have put it in a bit earlier, tut— have put it in a bit earlier, tut ts— have put it in a bit earlier, but is there— have put it in a bit earlier, but is there an— have put it in a bit earlier, but is there an actual are there any— but is there an actual are there any neettn— but is there an actual are there any health issues— but is there an actual are there any health issues that can that neppen— any health issues that can that can happen from _ any health issues that can that can happen from vulva or can happen from blue vulva or the can happen from blue vulva or tne-tne— can happen from blue vulva or tne-tne nets- can happen from blue vulva or. the-the male version? the other? the male version? yes. you sn— the other? the male version? yes. you 90— the other? the male version? yes. you can go infertile- the other? , yes. you can go infertile . yes. you can go infertile. teeny?— yes. you can go infertile. teettye we.— yes. you can go infertile. really? no. but you want to really? no. but if you want to mate— really? no. but if you want to make sure that— really? no. but if you want to make sure that-if- really? no. but if you want to make sure that if you make sure that you can if you went— make sure that you can if you went a— make sure that you can if you went a tanner— make sure that you can if you want a partner to— make sure that you can if you want a partner to have sex with you,— want a partner to have sex with yew-tnen— want a partner to have sex with yew-tnen-ysw- want a partner to have sex with you, them you want you, tell them that if you want tnen — you, tell them that if you want tnen ts— you, tell them that if you want them to really— you, tell them that if you want them to really finish anyway, them to really finiin anyway, them to really finish anyway, tne snow— them to really finish anyway, tne snsw ts— them to really finish anyway, the show is nearly over. so tet-s— the show is nearly over. so tet-s tate— the show is nearly over. so let's take another- the show is nearly over. so let's take another quick look at saturday's front page . is the saturday's front page. is the daily mail has is kate found walkabout with harry and meghan? one of the hardest things she's ever had to do, which can't which must mean that she hasn't done any very difficult things. the guardian has personalised cancer jabs may be ready in five years. some good news to look forward to. the times has housing targets scrapped? we're not going to have enough houses for people in the future. the telegraph has to . sisters shot telegraph has to. sisters shot

deadin telegraph has to. sisters shot dead in the west bank. the i goes with blair don't take peace in northern ireland for granted . and finally, the daily star has suns out bums out spring heatwave next week . looks like heatwave next week. looks like we're going to be wearing t shirts soon anyway. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, nick and josh, and remember that if you're watching the repeat, stay tuned the 5 am. repeat, stay tuned for breakfast show right for the breakfast show right after you next after the break. see you next time. on. yeah time. in fact, i'm on. yeah saturday we'll see you time. in fact, i'm on. yeah sathe ay we'll see you time. in fact, i'm on. yeah sathe next we'll see you time. in fact, i'm on. yeah sathe next show. we'll see you time. in fact, i'm on. yeah sathe next show. bye.ll see you

well . well. | it's| well. it's 8:00. this is mark dolan tonight. except i'm not mark dolan. i'm stephen allen. i've checked in with before checked in with mark before going he's already going on air and he's already onto third egg and the onto his third egg and into the final of the ten final hour of the ten commandments. soon have

commandments. he'll soon have broken all. coming up broken them all. coming up between now and big between now and 11, my big opinion mps keep getting caught in money scams . opinion mps keep getting caught in money scams. i opinion mps keep getting caught in money scams . i know how to in money scams. i know how to fix this broken system . and has fix this broken system. and has britain entered a era of britain entered a new era of gutter politics? my take at ten smart motorways aren't working and the government are putting money before people's lives. plus, all of tomorrow's front pages at 1030 sharpish. lots to get through. and it's good friday. so have some friday. so let's have some easter fun along the way. first with headlines bethany elsey with the headlines bethany elsey . thanks very much. good evening . i . thanks very much. good evening . . newe— . thanks very much. good evening . . newe yew— thanks very much. good evening . i have your headlines from the gb . i have your headlines from the en wewseem— . i have your headlines from the gb newsroom at— . i have your headlines from the gb newsroom at 8:00, the two ststets— gb newsroom at 8:00, the two sisters killed— gb newsroom at 8:00, the two sisters killed in— gb newsroom at 8:00, the two sisters killed in a— gb newsroom at 8:00, the two sisters killed in a shooting attest— sisters killed in a shooting attest en— sisters killed in a shooting attack on their— sisters killed in a shooting attack on their car in the esseetet— attack on their car in the occupied west- attack on their car in the occupied west bank have been senttemet— occupied west bank have been senttemet as— occupied west bank have been confirmed as british israeli stttzens. — confirmed as british israeli citizens. the— confirmed as british israeli citizens. the uk foreign office says— citizens. the uk foreign office says tney-ee— citizens. the uk foreign office says they're saddened to hear attent— says they're saddened to hear ateet tnen— says they're saddened to hear about their deaths and is satttne— about their deaths and is satttne tee— about their deaths and is calling for all— about their deaths and is calling for all sides in the meet— calling for all sides in the israeli palestine dispute to de—escalate _ israeli palestine dispute to de—escalate tensions. violence tne — de—escalate tensions. violence across the region— de—escalate tensions. violence across the region has flared up in across the region has flared up tn eset— across the region has flared up

tn eset stays— across the region has flared up in recent days, with israel teensntne— in recent days, with israel launching air— in recent days, with israel launching air strikes in lebanon and launching air strikes in lebanon ant tne— launching air strikes in lebanon ant tne sesa— launching air strikes in lebanon and the gaza strip— launching air strikes in lebanon and the gaza strip in retaliation- and the gaza strip in retaliation to palestinian testet— retaliation to palestinian rocket attacks- retaliation to palestinian rocket attacks . air russia has rocket attacks. air russia has snaeeet— rocket attacks. air russia has snaeeet a— rocket attacks. air russia has snamet a us— rocket attacks. air russia has charged a us journalist with estimates— charged a us journalist with espionage. evan— charged a us journalist with espionage. evan gershkovich , who espionage. evan gershkovich, who weets— espionage. evan gershkovich, who weets tee— espionage. evan gershkovich, who weets tee tne— espionage. evan gershkovich, who works for the wall— espionage. evan gershkovich, who works for the wall street jeannet— works for the wall street teemat, ts— works for the wall street journal, is accused of trying to entan— journal, is accused of trying to obtain russian— journal, is accused of trying to obtain russian military secrets on obtain russian military secrets en tenan— obtain russian military secrets en tenatt et— obtain russian military secrets on behalf of washington. he needed— on behalf of washington. he eteatet net— on behalf of washington. he pleaded not guilty earlier this week— pleaded not guilty earlier this week ant— pleaded not guilty earlier this week and maintains he was working— week and maintains he was weettne as— week and maintains he was weettne as a— week and maintains he was working as a journalist. tessta-s— working as a journalist. russia's foreign minister sergei tawe— russia's foreign minister sergei tawe says— russia's foreign minister sergei tawe says ne— russia's foreign minister sergei lavrov says he was caught red named,— lavrov says he was caught red nantet, tet— lavrov says he was caught red handed, but president joe biden has described— handed, but president joe biden has described the— handed, but president joe biden has described the claims of estimate— has described the claims of esetenage as— has described the claims of espionage as ridiculous and demanded— espionage as ridiculous and demanded his— espionage as ridiculous and demanded his release . opposition demanded his release. opposition eettttstan— demanded his release. opposition politician towns— demanded his release. opposition politician towns in— demanded his release. opposition politician towns in scotland are wetne— politician towns in scotland are urging tne— politician towns in scotland are urging tne swe— politician towns in scotland are urging the snp to— politician towns in scotland are urging the snp to be fully transparent— urging the snp to be fully transparent about its finances atten— transparent about its finances attee tt— transparent about its finances after it emerged— transparent about its finances after it emerged the firm which aettts— after it emerged the firm which aettts tne— after it emerged the firm which audits the party's— after it emerged the firm which audits the party's accounts, has testenet— audits the party's accounts, has testenet .— audits the party's accounts, has resigned . johnston carmichael resigned. johnston carmichael says— resigned. johnston carmichael says tt— resigned. johnston carmichael says tt mate— resigned. johnston carmichael says it made the— resigned. johnston carmichael says it made the decision after eewtewtne— says it made the decision after eewtewtne tts— says it made the decision after reviewing its client portfolio eater— reviewing its client portfolio earlier this— reviewing its client portfolio earlier this week. the former swe— earlier this week. the former we met— earlier this week. the former snp chief executive , lviv peter snp chief executive, lviv peter memen— snp chief executive, lviv peter nemett, wne— snp chief executive, lviv peter murrell, who was— snp chief executive, lviv peter murrell, who was nicola sturgeon amnes— murrell, who was nicola sturgeon anne's husband,— murrell, who was nicola sturgeon

anne's husband, was arrested by