hello there. f hello there. welcome back. i'm bethany elsey with the latest headunes bethany elsey with the latest headlines from the gb newsroom. a funeral service has been held for two british israeli sisters who were killed in the occupied west bank . who were killed in the occupied west bank. rina and maya de , west bank. rina and maya de, aged 15 and 20, were shot dead in their car by a suspected palestinian gunman near an israeli settlement on friday. their mother is still in hospital and is believed to be in a coma . their father, rabbi in a coma. their father, rabbi leo, led the service. he called them an inspiration and said he would love them forever. the attack comes amid a rise in conflict across the region as easter , ramadan and passover

easter, ramadan and passover coincide . eid hartford police coincide. eid hartford police says further allegations have been made against the former metropolitan police officer, david carrick, since his conviction earlier this year. the guardian newspaper reports more than ten people have contacted the force with accusations including sexual assault. the cps is now investigating . the 48 year old investigating. the 48 year old was jailed for life with a minimum term of 32 years after carrying out what the court heard was a catalogue of violent and brutal . sex attacks between and brutal. sex attacks between 2003 and 2020. the labour leader says he stands by every word of an advert that accuses rishi sunak of not wanting child sex abusers to go to jail. writing in the daily mail, sir keir starmer said he makes zero apologies for the ad, which was posted on twitter. he added he refused to avoid the issue, criticising what he described as

a path of decline for the nhs and the criminal justice system . that's despite criticism from mps, including from within his own party. former home secretary lord david blunkett called the advert gutter politics as nhs leaders are warning a four day strike by junior doctors in england will cause unparalleled levels of disruption for patients . the national medical patients. the national medical director, professor stephen powis, says he's very concerned . and with hospitals facing 100 hours without up to half of their medical workforce. junior doctors will walk out from tuesday in an ongoing dispute over pay. the nhs confederation says a quarter of a million appointments could be postponed . at least four people have been killed in an avalanche in a popular skiing area of the french alps. it's believed the victims were hikers climbing in the montsec glacier near mont blanc. several others have been injured. and a search and rescue

operation is still underway . the operation is still underway. the king, queen consort and other senior royals have attended an easter church service at windsor castle . it was held at saint castle. it was held at saint george's chapel and was the king's the first of king charles's reign. the occasion falls on the second anniversary. motty of prince philip's death. both he and the late queen have been laid to rest in the grounds of the chapel . on tv online dab+ of the chapel. on tv online dab+ radio, and on tune in. this is gb news. now it's time for headliners as. hello and headliners as.- . hello and welcome to headliners as.— . hello and welcome to headline hello and welcome to headline . i'm hello and welcome to headline is . i'm nick- hello and welcome to headline is . i'm nick dixon. is happy easter. i'm nick dixon and—by— is happy easter. i'm nick dixon and-bylvery- is happy easter. i'm nick dixoni and-bylvery diverse and i'm joined by a very diverse panel—get- and i'm joined by a very diverse panel—get al and i'm joined by a very diverse. panel—get a shot panel tonight when we get a shot right— panel tonight when we get a shot right firstly,— panel tonight when we get a shot right firstly, biological woman cressma— right firstly, biological woman cressida wetton_ right firstly, biological woman cressida wetton and the least diverse— cressida wetton and the least diverse looking— cressida wetton and the least diverse looking ,_ cressida wetton and the least diverse looking , diverse person diverse looking, diverse person

n-s— diverse looking, diverse person ever. it's latino— diverse looking, diverse person ever. it's latino lothario face— ever. it's latino lothario frances foster- ever. it's latino lothario frances foster and frances, you are frances foster and frances, you rarrnc. — frances foster and frances, you are latino. we've— frances foster and frances, you are latino. we've checked your ann- — are latino. we've checked your ann- fnar— are latino. we've checked your ann- fnar rs— are latino. we've checked your dna. that is correct,- are latino. we've checked your dna. ff c 7 dna. that is correct, isn't it.7 it is dna. that is correct, isn't it? it is absolutely— dna. that is correct, isn't it? it is absolutely correct. - dna. ff c 7 it is absolutely correct. 23 and nu— it is absolutely correct. 23 and nu nann— it is absolutely correct. 23 and me. all right, mate . yeah. and me. all right, mate. yeah. and cesare— me. all right, mate. yeah. and cressraa, r— me. all right, mate. yeah. and cressida, i promise you, tonight i'm cressida, i promise you, tonight rrn gcrng— cressida, i promise you, tonight rrn going rc— cressida, i promise you, tonight rrn going re 90— cressida, i promise you, tonight i'm going to go the whole show wrrncnr— i'm going to go the whole show without mentioning that you live i'm going to go the whole show wita)ut mentioning that you live i'm going to go the whole show wita boat.3ntioning that you live i'm going to go the whole show wita boat. isioning that you live i'm going to go the whole show wita boat. is that g that you live i'm going to go the whole show wita boat. is that okay? you live i'm going to go the whole show wita boat. is that okay? i'm live on a boat. is that okay? i'm fasc— on a boat. is that okay? i'mi fnsr—r-rn just gonna. starting now. i'm ner— just gonna. starting now. i'm nor—fr.- just gonna. starting now. i'm nor—fr. rl just gonna. starting now. i'm. nor—fr. r acn-r not going to mention it. i don't serene— not going to mention it. i don't ferreve yen.— not going to mention it. i don't believe you. okay,— not going to mention it. i don't believe you. okay, fair enough. freu— believe you. okay, fair enough. wen-nave— believe you. okay, fair enough. well-havellook- well let's have a look at monday-s— well let's have a look at monday's daily monday's papers. so the daily narr— monday's papers. so the daily rrarr nas— monday's papers. so the daily man has tory— monday's papers. so the daily mail has tory anger as starmer cranes— mail has tory anger as starmer cranes ny— mail has tory anger as starmer sranas by every— mail has tory anger as starmer stands by every word of rishi aaas. — stands by every word of rishi aaas. ana— stands by every word of rishi aaas. and we— stands by every word of rishi adds. and we can imagine that. oh,— adds. and we can imagine that. on, free— adds. and we can imagine that. on, free fr— adds. and we can imagine that. oh, there it is. _ adds. and we can imagine that. oh, there it is. there you see? we—doing-l oh, there it is. there you see?i we—acrng. fnc we know what we're doing. the frnce— we know what we're doing. the rrrnes lancer— we know what we're doing. the times labour will— we know what we're doing. the times labour will pm times labour will blame pm for crasnrng—carkl crashing economy. we'll talk aneur— crashing economy. we'll talk about sec crashing economy. we'll talk about-sec. the- about that in a sec. the telegraph-scrapped. about that in a sec. the- telegraph.scrapped services telegraph gp scrapped services to telegraph gp scrapped services rc-srnkes. — telegraph gp scrapped services to strikes. massive to cope with strikes. massive scary.— to cope with strikes. massive srcry. frenc— to cope with strikes. massive story. there the— to cope with strikes. massive story. there the guardian uk is not story. there the guardian uk is nor-ferna— story. there the guardian uk is nor-acne a— story. there the guardian uk is not being a racially not close to being a racially fasc— not close to being a racially fnsr-fnas— not close to being a racially just-finds two- not close to being a racially just finds two year just society finds two year canar- — just society finds two year canar- r— just society finds two year array. r was— just society finds two year study. i was trying not to laugh because— study. i was trying not to laugh accauc fr-s— study. i was trying not to laugh because it's just— study. i was trying not to laugh because it's just guardian study. i was trying not to laugh becalexpress.ist guardian study. i was trying not to laugh becalexpress. millionsardian study. i was trying not to laugh becalexpress. millions demand daily express. millions demand keep— daily express. millions demand keep cur— daily express. millions demand keep our banks— daily express. millions demand keep our banks open sounds like a good— keep our banks open sounds like a good faca— keep our banks open sounds like a good idea. and— keep our banks open sounds like a good idea. and finally, the carry— a good idea. and finally, the carry-nons— a good idea. and finally, the daily-boffs warn- a good idea. and finally, the daily boffs warn eti is daily star boffs warn eti is a prawn— daily star boffs warn eti is a prawn anu— daily star boffs warn eti is a prawn and we'll— daily star boffs warn eti is a prawn and we'll be getting into anar— prawn and we'll be getting into can cry— prawn and we'll be getting into that very serious— prawn and we'll be getting into that very serious story in a rncrncnr— that very serious story in a rncrncnr .—

that very serious story in a rncrncnr . sc— that very serious story in a moment . so let's let's kick off moment. so let's let's kick off unn— moment. so let's let's kick off urrn anc— moment. so let's let's kick off with the front— moment. so let's let's kick off with the front of— moment. so let's let's kick off with the front of the daily frau.— with the front of the daily mail. frances— with the front of the daily mail. frances indeed. so the carry— mail. frances indeed. so the carry narr— mail. frances indeed. so the daily mail have gone with the headune daily mail have gone with the headline tory anger as starmer stands by every word of rishi adds. and of course this is in ccrcnccr rc — adds. and of course this is in reference to some— 3: and of course this is in reference to some tweets that anc— reference to some tweets that are rancur— reference to some tweets that the labour party— reference to some tweets that the labour party have done , the labour party have done, unrcn— the labour party have done, which basically— the labour party have done, which basically says that or fnsrnuarcs— which basically says that or insinuates that— which basically says that or insinuates that rishi sunak is arc-pacacanrrc— insinuates that rishi sunak is pro—paedophile really kind of. vean. — pro—paedophile really kind of. vean. 0h,— pro—paedophile really kind of. vean. oh, you— pro—paedophile really kind of. yeah. oh, you mean— pro—paedophile really kind of. yeah. oh, you mean the- pro—paedophile really kind of. yeah. oh, you mean the other one? when they said he doesn't care about the sexual abuse? yeah, covered the other yeah, we covered that the other night said it was a bit night and i said it was a bit hypocritical given labour had been the grooming been very soft on the grooming gangs various gangs and so on and various other things. but this isn't this crashing the this one about the crashing the economy. same series of economy. it's the same series of adverts, it's the same series of adverts, it's the same series of adverts. but adverts, it's the same series of adverts . but what adverts, it's the same series of adverts. but what he's adverts, it's the same series of adverts . but what he's saying adverts, it's the same series of adverts. but what he's saying is he adverts. but what he's saying is ac cranes— adverts. but what he's saying is ac cranes nu— adverts. but what he's saying is he stands by every— er: but what he's saying is he stands by every word in all of he stands by every word in all or anc— he stands by every word in all of the adverts. _ he stands by every word in all of the adverts. right, right. so rock— of the adverts. right, right. so rcck ,— of the adverts. right, right. so rock, frn— of the adverts. right, right. so look , i'm actually— of the adverts. right, right. so look , i'm actually for this look, i'm actually for this accauc— look, i'm actually for this because i'm— look, i'm actually for this because i'm all- look, i'm actually for this because i'm all for banter, pounce.— because i'm all for banter, politics. labour— because i'm all for banter, politics. labour are getting on the politics. labour are getting on are nanrcr— politics. labour are getting on the banter bandwagon and they're rnrcurng— the banter bandwagon and they're rnrcurng a— the banter bandwagon and they're rnrcurng a few— the banter bandwagon and they're throwing a few gags out there. ccau— throwing a few gags out there. case an— throwing a few gags out there. case an chem.— throwing a few gags out there. good on them. yeah— throwing a few gags out there. good on them. yeah i'm- throwing a few gags out there. c: rzzr" “in?" i'm not throwing a few gags out there.

c: / i'm not sure good on them. yeah i'm not sure how good on them. yeah i'm not sure now many— good on them. yeah i'm not sure now many cr— good on them. yeah i'm not sure how many of those— good on them. yeah i'm not sure how many of those words- c: rzzr" “in?" i'm not sure how many of those words we c: rtr" “411? :�* i'm not sure how many of those words we can sau— how many of those words we can can-ancrcgrcs— how many of those words we can can-ancrcgrcs fr— how many of those words we can say, apologies if anyone was say, but apologies if anyone was ccrcnucu— say, but apologies if anyone was ccrcnuca by— say, but apologies if anyone was offended by frances general. offended by frances in general. i offended by frances in general. r—gccu— offended by frances in general. i_good blanket- i think it's a good blanket apology— i think it's a good blanket apcrcgy—nurl i think it's a good blanket- apcrcgu—nur ucan: apology for frances, but yeah, so yeah— apology for frances, but yeah, so yeah, ridiculous . i so yeah, it's ridiculous. i mean, is this— so yeah, it's ridiculous. i mean, is this a- so yeah, it's ridiculous. i mean, is this a cynical attempt to mean, is this a cynical attempt rc ccr— mean, is this a cynical attempt rc gcr fnc— mean, is this a cynical attempt rc gcr rnc rcr— mean, is this a cynical attempt to get the red wall— mean, is this a cynical attempt to get the red wall on board? they— to get the red wall on board? fncy frnagrnc— to get the red wall on board? they imagine that the red wall are they imagine that the red wall fusr— they imagine that the red wall rue-cr— they imagine that the red wall are just of northern are just sort of northern thugs urc— are just sort of northern thugs ukc ruc— are just sort of northern thugs ukc rnc anu— are just sort of northern thugs like me and southern thugs like faccs nur— like me and southern thugs like frances. butlthink_ like me and southern thugs like frances. but think all frances. but i think that's all it frances. but i think that's all fr-rusr— frances. but i think that's all fr-rusrlarr- frances. but i think that's all it-justlbitllads,l it takes. just a bit of lads, lads, lads. they'll win. lads, lads, lads. they'll win. i don't know. i mean, isn't this unar— don't know. i mean, isn't this what politicians— r:rtr:�* c i mean, isn't this what politicians always ctr“ c i mean, isn't this what politicians always do? fnrcu— what politicians always do?- fnrcu—vcu throw mud at each other? you cara— throw mud at each other? you care-rnrnk. - throw mud at each other? you said -think. -think| said not. you think. you think fr-s— said not. you think. you think we a— said not. you think. you think we announ— said not. you think. you think it's a-blow. well- said not. you think. you think it's a blow. well no, i just it's a low blow. well no, i just funk— it's a low blow. well no, i just rnrnk- — it's a low blow. well no, i just think. |. look,- it's a low blow. well no, i just think- i. look, i'm- think it's. i. look, i'm acruauu— think it's. i. look, i'm actually being- think it's. look, i'm actually being facetious . c actually being facetious. it's acruauy— actually being facetious. it's actually cross. _ actually being facetious. it's actually cross. yeah- actually being facetious. it's actually cross. yeah it's- actually cross. yeah it's actually cross. yeah it's actually a cross tactic by labour. and quite frankly, they non-r— labour. and quite frankly, they acn-r nccu— labour. and quite frankly, they acn-r ncca rc— labour. and quite frankly, they don't need to do— labour. and quite frankly, they don't need to do it.— labour. and quite frankly, they don't need to do it. - . and quite frankly, they don't need to do it. i think rney-re— don't need to do it. i think they're 20 points ahead in the last poll that i checked. they are streets ahead of the tories who've a terrible job over who've done a terrible job over the last couple years. they the last couple of years. they don't to the last couple of years. they don't-to indulge- the last couple of years. they don't-to indulge lthisl the last couple of years. theyi don't-to indulge lthis . don't need to indulge in this. however,-quite_ don't need to indulge in this. however,-quite funny. - don't need to indulge in this. however,-quite funny. youj however, it is quite funny. you think just of think they should just sort of pack like high street pack up like the high street banks and just sort of disappear and wait, wait the and just wait, wait out the election, yeah. it says here and just wait, wait out the electhat yeah. it says here and just wait, wait out the electhat that’eah. it says here and just wait, wait out the electhat that sunak says here and just wait, wait out the electhat that sunak thinks|ere and just wait, wait out the electhat that sunak thinks it's like that that sunak thinks it's acceptable for council tax to rise 2000, blah blah . what

rise above 2000, blah blah. what they're sunak they're doing is hitting sunak on the economy and his taxes and all really all that. but do we really believe that is going believe that labour is going to believe that labour is going to be the economy? be any better on the economy? aren't about aren't they just all about high tax? they at the moment tax? aren't they at the moment racy-rc— tax? aren't they at the moment rncu-vc-snccnrc- tax? aren't they at the moment they've - specific any - they've got any specific any arcar— they've got any specific any area pranc— they've got any specific any area prance — they've got any specific any great plans ? 'r: they've got any specific any great plans ? ' r: great plans? and also this is following, following all the covid stuff. i mean, they wanted it harder and more longer it harder and more and longer and wouldn't it have been worse under labour? but paying everybody-s— under labour? but paying everybody's wages- t. r:rt” ”7 but paying everybody's wages for .. r:rt” ”7 but paying everybody's wages for however rcngc— everybody's wages for however rcngc — everybody's wages for however rcngc ra— everybody's wages for however rcnga r was— everybody's wages for however long? it was 18— everybody's wages for however long? . 8 everybody's wages for however long? . 3 long? it was 18 months. i mean that's, that's why we're in. yeah. the dire straits that yeah. in the dire straits that we're in. so this is convincing you. iwant we're in. so this is convincing you. i want to put you on the sucr— you. i want to put you on the spec cfuchn— you. i want to put you on the spot cluster, but— i want to put you on the spot cluster, but who are you wanna— spot cluster, but who are you. voting _ undecided spot cluster, but who are you. voti|there's-undecided spot cluster, but who are you votirg�*rtrt g spot cluster, but who are you votirfrt”rt g and there's everything to play for. swaying you, for. but this is swaying you, isn't it? this this campaign? wen.— isn't it? this this campaign? weu. ane— isn't it? this this campaign? well, the richards. yeah. yeah. it's not going do m: / yeah. it's not going do anything to anyone— it's not going do anything to anwne r— it's not going do anything to anyone. i don't— it's not going do anything to anyone. i don't know why they do it. anyone. i don't know why they do fr. -anwwaw— anyone. i don't know why they do fr. -anwwaw-wc-u- anyone. i don't know why they do it. anyway, we'll move it. but anyway, maybe we'll move on. it. but anyway, maybe we'll move can-cr— it. but anyway, maybe we'll move cn-cr boring— it. but anyway, maybe we'll move on.-of boring me- it. but anyway, maybe we'll move on. of boring me now. on. it's kind of boring me now. rcrc— on. it's kind of boring me now. rcr-s-rcrccrann- on. it's kind of boring me now. let's telegraph and let's do the telegraph and this massive-about- let's do the telegraph and this massive-about gp- let's do the telegraph and this massive about gp services. massive story about gp services. cnns— massive story about gp services. cnns cune— massive story about gp services. chris gunter. yeah— massive story about gp services. chris gunter. yeah _ massive story about gp services. chris gunter. yeah r chris gunter. yeah dozens of uecrers. — chris gunter. yeah dozens of doctors. this is surgeons face metoo moment over sexism . um, so metoo moment over sexism. um, so apparently there's a lot of sexism in surgery which which i

wouldn't have. you sort of frnagrnc— wouldn't have. you sort of imagine there— wouldn't have. you sort of imagine there a- : t c you sort of imagine there a classier bunch fen-r— imagine there a classier bunch acn-r wcu. — imagine there a classier bunch don't you. yeah.— imagine there a classier bunch don't you. “411?" r imagine there a classier bunch don't you. / r don't you. yeah. dozens of doctors voice support for female surgeons after they're labelled they labelled nhs operating theatres. boys clubs. so i think youtube would _ theatres. boys clubs. so i think youtube would have— rt... so i think youtube would have made good decree— youtube would have made good doctors, wouldn't— youtube would have made good doctors, wouldn't you? �*vw�*rt.. doctors, wouldn't you? well, not judging— doctors, wouldn't you? well, not judging by our grades or the subjects that we picked, i'm still quite offended actually, that nick didn't ask me what party i'm going vote for party that i'm going to vote for . yeah. you going to . yeah. who are you going to were— . yeah. who are you going to vote-women's- yeah. who are you going to vote women's equality, vote for? women's equality, rnarcc— vote for? women's equality, mate?-birds- vote for? women's equality, mate? birds anyway. mate? love birds anyway. love rnar. — mate? love birds anyway. love rear—wou- mate? love birds anyway. love rear—weu ccrl mate? love birds anyway. love. that._you got that that. you made sure you got that in. that. you made sure you got that fn. r— that. you made sure you got that fn. r wanr— that. you made sure you got that fn. r wanr rc— that. you made sure you got that fn. rwanr rc ccr— that. you made sure you got that in. i want to get this in and make— in. i want to get this in and make-because- in. i want to get this in and make-because i- in. i want to get this in and make because i don't like make sure because i don't like errrcr— make sure because i don't like errrcr anyway— make sure because i don't like twitter anyway . _ make sure because i don't like twitter anyway . make sure because i don't like twitter anyway. but. but yeah. so it's. i'm getting— twitter anyway. i'm getting confused twitter anyway. grin?" . i'm getting confused . so it's. i'm getting confused. so it's. i'm getting confused. sc anar— so it's. i'm getting confused. so can wa— so it's. i'm getting confused. so that was the— . i'm getting confused. so that was the surgeons in the me rec.— so that was the surgeons in the me rcc. ana— so that was the surgeons in the me too. and that's— so that was the surgeons in the me too. and that's on the front of me too. and that's on the front or fnc— me too. and that's on the front crrnc frnce — me too. and that's on the front of the times. so— me too. and that's on the front of the times. rt”rt of the times. so are we now doing the telegraph? ps one let's do the telegraph,- r:rt:r g 37 ps one let's do the telegraph, yeah. ps let's do the telegraph, yeah. fs-rnrs— let's do the telegraph, yeah. fs-rnrs rs— let's do the telegraph, yeah. ps-this is actually. ps one and this is actually a very interesting story because gp doctors , it looks gp two junior doctors, it looks like they're going to go ahead with their strike because of the actually very, very low wages that they're paid. junior doctors and the ridiculous amount of hours they're meant to do. and also their

responsibilities . so they really responsibilities. so they really should get paid more. but anyway , so gp are going to have to scrap up their services as a result of this because they need to cover for the junior doctors because without the junior doctors, hospitals simply won't be able to operate. and obviously that's going to have a huge knock back because it's already impossible to get an appointment at the gp and now this is just going to make it even worse. i was going to say, wru— even worse. i was going to say, wrrr anwcnc— even worse. i was going to say, will anyone notice— t i was going to say, will anyone notice that there's a_why- will anyone notice that there's a—wnw r- will anyone notice that there's a—wnw r was- a strike? that's why i was wcnacnne — a strike? that's why i was wondering. :�* a strike? that's why i was- wondering. imean,-going wondering. i mean, i'm going have appointment in have to get an appointment in two appointment, two weeks, a phone appointment, and i'll have queue up on and i'll have to queue up on a in a.m. in a phone queue from 8 am. that's what it already is. yeah. well it now be 6 yeah. well it now bey6 a.m. yeah. well it now be 6 am. i new— yeah. well it now be 6 am. i mean how—can. yeah. well it now be 6 am. i mean how—can it yeah. well it now be 6 am. i- mean how—can it get. mean how much worse can it get. ancrncr— mean how much worse can it get. ancrncr-rnrngs- another couple of things on wars.— another couple of things on ware—a- another couple of things on rare—a-nawl another couple of things on. this.-a-pay raise this. they want a 35% pay raise con-r— this. they want a 35% pay raise acn-r-wnrcn— this. they want a 35% pay raise don't which absolutely don't they. which is absolutely rnae —ncara- don't they. which is absolutely nae—nearer al don't they. which is absolutely. mad._heard a stat mad. and because i heard a stat rcuaw— mad. and because i heard a stat rcuaw-rnc— mad. and because i heard a stat rcuaw-rnc wus— mad. and because i heard a stat today the nhs gave a 1% today that if the nhs gave a 1% pay today that if the nhs gave a 1% paw-across— today that if the nhs gave a 1% pay-across-whole- today that if the nhs gave a 1% pay across whole nhs, pay rise across the whole nhs, anar— pay rise across the whole nhs, rear—r— pay rise across the whole nhs, that—1 billion.- pay rise across the whole nhs, that—1 billion. so. pay rise across the whole nhs, that 1 billion. so if that would cost 1 billion. so if it that would cost 1 billion. so if fr—wncrc- that would cost 1 billion. so if fr—wncrc fsl it is 35% pay rise, where is anar— it is 35% pay rise, where is rear-conc- it is 35% pay rise, where is that-come from?| it is 35% pay rise, where is- that-come from? well, that going to come from? well, it's that going to come from? well, fr-s-wncrc— that going to come from? well, fr-s-wncrc rs— that going to come from? well, it's-where is it— that going to come from? well, it's where is it going to it's not. where is it going to come—know. it's not. where is it going to ccrncncw—k . i it's not. where is it going toi come—know . i come from? i don't know. i canprecerw— come from? i don't know. i completely agree.- come from? i don't know. i completely agree. where is it going to come from? i've long

thought going to come from? i've long rncugnr anar— going to come from? i've long thought that we _ going to come from? i've long thought that we overuse- grtr g t 7 i've long thought that we overuse the gps anyway— thought that we overuse the gps anyway .— thought that we overuse the gps anyway . acn-r— thought that we overuse the gps anyway . acn-r ycu— thought that we overuse the gps anyway , don't you think? i think anyway, don't you think? i think eso— anyway, don't you think? i think £20-appointment- anyway, don't you think? i think £20 appointment suddenly £20 on a gp appointment suddenly it £20 on a gp appointment suddenly fr wcuru— £20 on a gp appointment suddenly it would plummet,— £20 on a gp appointment suddenly it would plummet, know, like it would plummet, you know, like prasrrc— it would plummet, you know, like arasrrc rags— it would plummet, you know, like plastic bags-tesco. _ it would plummet, you know, like plastic bags tesco. if you plastic bags in tesco. if you put— plastic bags in tesco. if you cur soro— plastic bags in tesco. if you cur foro en— plastic bags in tesco. if you put £0.10 on, nobody wants them. wean. — put £0.10 on, nobody wants them. wean. -fnar-s— put £0.10 on, nobody wants them. wean-fears my— put £0.10 on, nobody wants them. yeah. that's my solution. yeah. yeah. that's my solution. weu—nyseul yeah. yeah. that's my solution. . well—myself and well, i'm a bupa man myself and i'm not. i'm not. is not an i'm not. i'm not. this is not an advert, but i say bupa are advert, but i will say bupa are amazing call them amazing because you call them up, an appointment up, you can get an appointment on . can a phone on the day. you can get a phone appointment monday , diagnosed appointment on monday, diagnosed on craig on tuesday. it's like a craig david song for neurotic. it's absolutely amazing. who's absolutely amazing. begum who's got like got crippling hypochondria like me. bupa is the only way to go. have ever private? have you ever gone private? francis yeah, with vital francis yeah, i'm with vital motty, are they? motty, mate. oh, who are they? i don't them this the don't know them. so this is the most thing , don't know them. so this is the most thing, right? we can most gp thing, right? we can chat. i'll be impressive. discussing best private discussing the best private healthcare provider. of healthcare provider. a some of us freelance. yeah. healthcare provider. a some of us freelance . yeah. no, i'm us are freelance. yeah. no, i'm surprised— us are freelance. yeah. no, i'm surprised anar— us are freelance. yeah. no, i'm surprised that you— ..~;fr rt”rt t yeah. no, i'm surprised that you don't just accgrc— surprised that you don't just google everything on the rnrcrncr.— google everything on the internet. nick 3 r:rt:r internet. nick i thought i do. and— internet. nick i thought i do. and fr-s— internet. nick i thought i do. and it's become— internet. nick i thought i do. and it's become such- internet. nick i thought i do. and it's become such a- internet. nick 3 r:rt:r and it's become such a bad nann— and it's become such a bad name—rc- and it's become such a bad. habit._to-doing habit. i'm having to stop doing anar— habit. i'm having to stop doing rear—seriousi that because i've got a serious arcnrcrn— that because i've got a serious problem _anxiety. i that because i've got a serious. problem _anxiety. but problem with health anxiety. but arenanry—rnari probably shouldn't address that to probably shouldn't address that romance— probably shouldn't address that to-nation.-trying- probably shouldn't address that to nation. trying to to the nation. i'm trying to raw—au- to the nation. i'm trying to. talk—all right. talk about papers. all right. so rear-s— that's the gps. let's have a rock— that's the gps. let's have a rock-anc— that's the gps. let's have a look-the express.- that's the gps. let's have a look the express. francis and look at the express. francis and frnc— look at the express. francis and rnrslacruauy— look at the express. francis and this. actually a _ look at the express. francis and this actually a subject that

this is actually a subject that is curre— this is actually a subject that is quite close. _ this is actually a subject that is quite close. so i think to everybody's heart, so millions demand our banks open. it's demand keep our banks open. it's because lots of banks we've obviously the rise of digital and obviously this ties into the pandemic as well. everybody is on banking. nobody was on online banking. nobody was using their branches and some banks are closing them at a rapid rate in order to save money, in order to push people online. but obviously, people the vast majority of people, particularly older people, would much rather go into a bank, talk face to face with someone and get them to make the mistakes instead of the computer. yeah , instead of the computer. yeah, yeah. and it's funny,- instead of the computer. yeah, yeah. and it's funny, isn't- : rt.rtrt�* yeah, yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? fccnrc— yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? people funk— yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? people think it's— yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? people think it's like boomers yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? pe something,t's like boomers yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? pe something, butike boomers yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? pe something, but actuallyiers yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? pe something, but actually ,rrs yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? pe something, but actually , 1; yeah. and it's funny, isn't it? pe something, but actually , 1 in or something, but actually, 1 in 5, or something, but actually, 1 in a. re— or something, but actually, 1 in a. re rc— or something, but actually, 1 in a. re c an— or something, but actually, 1 in a. re c an year— or something, but actually, 1 in 5, 18 to 24 year olds want to sneak— 5, 18 to 24 year olds want to speak racc— 5, 18 to 24 year olds want to speak racc rc — 5, 18 to 24 year olds want to speak face to face, not online . speak face to face, not online. ana— speak face to face, not online. and free — speak face to face, not online. and free rs— speak face to face, not online. and there is something a bit weird.— and there is something a bit weird. ray— and there is something a bit weird. my bank— and there is something a bit weird. my bank shut down, so now i weird. my bank shut down, so now r—rrkc— weird. my bank shut down, so now r—rwc warr— weird. my bank shut down, so now i_like walk much- i have to just like walk much runner. — i have to just like walk much runner. _forl further. i just never go for scrncrnrng— further. i just never go for something disturbing something a bit disturbing about banks— something a bit disturbing about ranks—sncnsl banks just shutting their shops and disappearing. there are accrue— and disappearing. there are accnrc—ycurl and disappearing. there are- nccnrc—ycur rncncy people who have got your money. you—rc— people who have got your money. vcu—fc-rncrnl you kind of want to see them, den-r— you kind of want to see them, acne-reu— you kind of want to see them, don't-you know?- you kind of want to see them, don't you know? yeah if don't you? you know? yeah if you.— don't you? you know? yeah if you-renu— don't you? you know? yeah if you.-lend-like- don't you? you know? yeah if you. lend like £500 or you. if i lend you like £500 or cornering.— you. if i lend you like £500 or something,ikind_ you. if i lend you like £500 or something, kind want to something, i kind of want to know— something, i kind of want to knew—acn-ri something, i kind of want to- know_don't like know where you are. i don't like to know where you are. i don't like rc-uc-s—

know where you are. i don't like rc-uc-s rcrc— know where you are. i don't like to-he's left town. - know where you are. i don't like to he's left town. you to start it. he's left town. you knew— to start it. he's left town. you knew whar— to start it. he's left town. you know whatimean?- to start it. he's left town. you. know whatimean?-you know what i mean? what do you funk.— know what i mean? what do you rnrnw cnnsc — know what i mean? what do you think, chris? ihave_ know what i mean? what do you think, chris? i have not been inside for years. inside a branch for years. i know feel know this. it doesn't feel right. more right. you know, it's more self—service, people. self—service, less people. but i can't. i can't get excited about it. i can't remember the last time in branch. no one time i went in a branch. no one advantage-living— time i went in a branch. no one advantage-living on- time i went in a branch. no one advantage-living on a- . t no one advantage living on a boat. advantage of living on a boat. i suppose— advantage of living on a boat. i sucsencaa-- advantage of living on a boat. ij suppose-ne-rusr suppose. oh, god, no. just. just uns— suppose. oh, god, no. just. just rnrs cc— suppose. oh, god, no. just. just rnrs rs— suppose. oh, god, no. just. just this once is allowed to use money — this once is allowed to use money. nick. - this once is allowed to use money. \r rt.

den-r— assume is short for boffins. i acn-r knew. — assume is short for boffins. i don't know. boffs— assume is short for boffins. i don't know. boffs warn e.t is a prawn— don't know. boffs warn e.t is a prawn as— don't know. boffs warn e.t is a prawn as fn— don't know. boffs warn e.t is a prawn as in the— don't know. boffs warn e.t is a prawn as in the small aquatic anrrnar— prawn as in the small aquatic anrrnar space— prawn as in the small aquatic animal space boffins advising the animal space boffins advising rnc aucn— animal space boffins advising the alien hunting mission to rupffcn— the alien hunting mission to jupiter. reckon— the alien hunting mission to jupiter. reckon we're looking for jupiter. reckon we're looking rcr prsawn— jupiter. reckon we're looking for prawns rather than little green— for prawns rather than little green men. so— for prawns rather than little green men. so i- for prawns rather than little green men. cr?" . for prawns rather than little green men. r:rt:r:�* . new green men. so i don't know. new new source of food— green men. so i don't know. new new source of food is— green men. so i don't know. new new source of food is that- green men. r:rt:r:�* . new new source of food is that what cncy— new source of food is that what rncy carr— new source of food is that what they call them? _ new source of food is that what they call them? in— new source of food is that what they call them? :�* mc." :�* t7 they call them? in men in black? was it the prawns ? you remember was it the prawns? you remember tommy jones? yeah is it tommy lee jones? yeah is it worth to go all that way worth it to go in all that way to load prawns? to find a load of prawns? francis depends francis well, it depends how much— francis well, it depends how rnucrawnsn-p- much you like prawns, mate. wean.— much you like prawns, mate. wean. fnc— much you like prawns, mate. yeah. the jordan— much you like prawns, mate. yeah. the jordan peterson- much you like prawns, mate. yeah. the jordan peterson meat only it's like , i only diet, but it's like, i mean, isn't it weird that they've aliens now? like mean, isn't it weird that thejadmitted liens now? like mean, isn't it weird that thejadmitted lientpentagon .e mean, isn't it weird that thejadmitted lientpentagon say it's admitted the pentagon say there's ufos. tucker there's these ufos. tucker carlson was on a podcast saying apparently, well, they're apparently, well, ufos, they're underwater. known . underwater. this is like known. and they also descend into the water quickly or they're water really quickly or they're just they're just underwater and they're moving at speeds that we've never it's like never seen before. so it's like known intelligence that known by us intelligence that there are ufos, they're not there are ufos, but they're not up underwater. up there. they're underwater. did that? no, didn't did you know that? no, i didn't know did you know that? no, i didn't knew-nur— did you know that? no, i didn't knew-cur uc— did you know that? no, i didn'ti know-but do-remember know that. but do you remember when— know that. but do you remember wncn—rnrs- when they first let this information— information leak? you could casrry—rnar- information leak? you could easily—that up. information leak? you could. easily—that up and information leak? you could- easily_that up and i'd easily be making that up and i'd be easily be making that up and i'd pc—pccprc— easily be making that up and i'd pc—pccprc uc- easily be making that up and i'd be_people do know. be like, yeah, people do know wear-s— be like, yeah, people do know. wears—new be like, yeah, people do know- wears—new what's down there, do they not? seer— what's down there, do they not? see. cnere-s— what's down there, do they not? see, there'sllot_

what's down there, do they not? see, there'sllot of— see, there's a lot of unexplored. see, i'm familiar with talking about. with what he's talking about. but anyway but you with what he's talking about. - but anywabeutiyou remember but anyway, but do you remember aunnp— but anyway, but do you remember curing—cncyl during the pandemic when they just during the pandemic when they iusr—rncrc- during the pandemic when they just—there were- just let slip that there were wres— just let slip that there were urea—was- just let slip that there werei ufos—was like, just let slip that there werei ufos|of_was like, just let slip that there were ufos of course was like, just let slip that there were ufos of course they're; like, just let slip that there were ufos of course they're are, e, yeah, of course they're are, mare— yeah, of course they're are, re-— yeah, of course they're are, mate. a pandemic. yeah, of course they're are,- mate.-a pandemic. we're yeah, of course they're are, malocked a pandemic. we're yeah, of course they're are, malocked in a pandemic. we're yeah, of course they're are, malocked in our)andemic. we're yeah, of course they're are, malocked in our houses. :. we're all locked in our houses. what crec— all locked in our houses. what else-happening?— all locked in our houses. whati else-happening?-why all locked in our houses. what- elselhappening?-why not else is happening? ufos. why not snasn— else is happening? ufos. why not snasn-fnc— else is happening? ufos. why not snasn-fnc r— else is happening? ufos. why not smash-in? i-it's- else is happening? ufos. why not smash in? i it's weird smash them in? i know it's weird and got so little and we've all got so little trust for the government now. we're isn't trust for the government now. we're yeah. isn't trust for the government now. we're yeah. soon isn't trust for the government now. we're yeah. soon theyi't trust for the government now. we'rethere. soon theyi't trust for the government now. we'rethere was soon they i't trust for the government now. we'rethere was like, they i't trust for the government now. we'rethere was like, i they i't said, there was like, i doubt there is. no, i think there is. yucc— there is. no, i think there is. just-michael- just look at michael gove. have you—meme- just look at michael gove. have ycurncrnc— ofl just look at michael gove. havel you—meme of him you ever seen that meme of him crying— you ever seen that meme of him rryrnplcrapc— you ever seen that meme of him tryinglciap? fnar— you ever seen that meme of him trying-clap? that is- you ever seen that meme of him trying clap? that is an alien trying to clap? that is an alien rnare — trying to clap? that is an alien rnare ecau— trying to clap? that is an alien mate. good-right. mate. good point. all right. well, for part one. well, that's it for part one. but teachers get but coming up. teachers get assaulted by pupils. britain is still oh and still racist, apparently. oh and world war iii is kicking off. dunno that earlier. dunno didn't put that earlier. see you .

in two. welcome back to headliners. i'm nate dixon here with two comedians who are prepared to work bank holidays chris skudder wetton and francis foster and i suppose that joke implicates me as well . so here i am. let's do

as well. so here i am. let's do the telegraph and a story about two words never thought i'd two words i never thought i'd see shall we see together. look shall we campervan exactly. it's campervan francis exactly. it's like fun run, nick so we- t" ”et. t it's like fun run, nick so we got. er?” :�* ”et. t it's like fun run, nick so we got. we got like fun run, nick so we got. we per wrccra— like fun run, nick so we got. we got nicola sturgeon and mother in raw— got nicola sturgeon and mother in raw .— got nicola sturgeon and mother in law . police— got nicola sturgeon and mother in law . police have seized her in law. police have seized her ruxury— in law. police have seized her ruxury cape— in law. police have seized her luxury camper van margaret rucncw— luxury camper van margaret racncw rnc — luxury camper van margaret morrow, the 92— luxury camper van margaret morrow, the 92 year old mother of morrow, the 92 year old mother or rcrcn— morrow, the 92 year old mother of peter murrell_ morrow, the 92 year old mother of peter murrell has had her ruxury— of peter murrell has had her ruxury cape— of peter murrell has had her luxury camper van taken by the peace— luxury camper van taken by the pcrrcc .— luxury camper van taken by the pcrrcc . anu— luxury camper van taken by the police . and they— luxury camper van taken by the police . and they can sell for police. and they can sell for arousa— police. and they can sell for around no— police. and they can sell for around 110 grand. so peter wurrcu— around 110 grand. so peter murrell was— around 110 grand. so peter murrell was obviously arrested on murrell was obviously arrested cnwcuncsaay— murrell was obviously arrested on wednesday by— murrell was obviously arrested on wednesday by police investigate— on wednesday by police investigate the spending of appur— investigate the spending of about £600,000 that was carrnawcu— about £600,000 that was earmarked for— about £600,000 that was earmarked for scottish independence campaigning. and cpwcusry— independence campaigning. and obviously this— independence campaigning. and obviously this money might as wcu— obviously this money might as wcu nave— obviously this money might as well have spent— obviously this money might as well have spent it because they wrn-ccr— well have spent it because they wcrcn-r pernp— well have spent it because they wcrcn-r pernp rc— well have spent it because they weren't going to win it anyway, so why— weren't going to win it anyway, so why now— weren't going to win it anyway, so why not? anyway, the police . rcurcu— so why not? anyway, the police came , routed through the bins, came, routed through the bins, dug— came, routed through the bins, dug up— came, routed through the bins, dug up-bag_ came, routed through the bins, dug up bag garden, even had dug up the bag garden, even had a—parpccuc- dug up the bag garden, even had a—parpccuc .- dug up the bag garden, even had a_barbecue , and- dug up the bag garden, even had a barbecue , and they a look in the barbecue, and they ccnrrscarca— a look in the barbecue, and they confiscated -camper- a look in the barbecue, and they confiscated camper van so confiscated the camper van so anar— confiscated the camper van so rnar cncy— confiscated the camper van so that they could— confiscated the camper van so that they could have a look at it that they could have a look at fr-ycan— that they could have a look at fr-ycan .— that they could have a look at fr-ycan . ana— that they could have a look at it-yeah . and so- that they could have a look at it-yeah . and so i- that they could have a look at it yeah . and so i think the it and yeah. and so i think the mesa— it and yeah. and so i think the most interesting— it and yeah. and so i think the most interesting thing about it anar— most interesting thing about it was that there _ most interesting thing about it was that there is— most interesting thing about it was that there is a luxury cape— was that there is a luxury

camper-yeah,- was that there is a luxury camper-yeah, i- was that there is a luxury camper yeah, i mean, it camper van. yeah, i mean, it counse— camper van. yeah, i mean, it scunsa urc— camper van. yeah, i mean, it scunsa are a— camper van. yeah, i mean, it sounds like a strange term, but i sounds like a strange term, but r suppcsc— sounds like a strange term, but r suppose-fr— sounds like a strange term, but r suppose-fr ycu- sounds like a strange term, but i suppose if you, for i suppose cresta, if you, for cxarnpre— i suppose cresta, if you, for cxarnpre-a- i suppose cresta, if you, for example,-a boat,- example, live on a boat, anyrnrnp.— example, live on a boat, anyrnrnp. as— example, live on a boat, anything, as long as it's on dry fane — anything, as long as it's on dry fane an— anything, as long as it's on dry land. amlright?_ anything, as long as it's on dry land. amlright?-wallsl anything, as long as it's on dryi land. amlright?-walls for land. am i right? felt walls for delightfully . delightfully soothing acoustic. yes. right. that'd be good for you. — yes. right. that'd be good for you. rs— yes. right. that'd be good for you. rs anar— yes. right. that'd be good for you. is that what— yes. right. that'd be good for you. is that what it- yes. right. that'd be good for you. . 7 yeah, you. is that what it has? yeah, it would you. is that what it has? yeah, fr wcura pe — you. is that what it has? yeah, it would be. -featured. - you. . 7 yeah, it would be. featured. yeah you. . 7 yeah, it is. ld be. featured. yeah you. . 7 yeah, itis. 53-”rt.«r featured. yeah you. is that what it has? yeah, it is. surely it'seatured. yeah you. is that what it has? yeah, it is. surely it's notired. yeah you. is that what it has? yeah, it is. surely it's not hers. (eah it is. surely it's not hers. surely it's theirs . isn't that surely it's theirs. isn't that the surely it's theirs. isn't that are pcrnr— surely it's theirs. isn't that the point that— ”egg . isn't that the point that they've put it? fncy-wc— the point that they've put it? fncy-wc parked— the point that they've put it? they've parked on the mother they've parked it on the mother in they've parked it on the mother fn—rry— they've parked it on the mother fn—rry-pcr- in law's drive to try and get cur— in law's drive to try and get cur cr— in law's drive to try and get cur cr .— in law's drive to try and get out of . haven't— in law's drive to try and get out of . haven't they tried to out of. haven't they tried to niac— out of. haven't they tried to nuclear— out of. haven't they tried to hide-isn't-the- out of. haven't they tried to hide isn't the point. hide it? isn't that the point. wen.— hide it? isn't that the point. weu. rney— hide it? isn't that the point. werr. rney nay— hide it? isn't that the point. well, they may have- hide it? isn't that the point. well, they may have tried to hide anyway, they've well, they may have tried to hide look anyway, they've well, they may have tried to hide look anwahat they've well, they may have tried to hide look anwahat thisi've had a look at it. what this obviously isn't the interesting part of the story. everybody wants to what peter murrell wants to know what peter murrell has actually done that the police are coming round to and digging up his garden because let's be honest , we're not let's be honest, we're not allowed to say what he's done. we're allowed to ask. we're arreweu— we're allowed to ask. we're aucweu re— we're allowed to ask. we're allowed to ask. _ we're allowed to ask. we're allowed to ask. that is kind of you. what's he done ? who's he you. what's he done? who's he buned you. what's he done? who's he buried in his garden ? the nosy buried in his garden? the nosy neighbours who— buried in his garden? the nosy neighbours who wanted- ”rtr: :�* t g : 7 the nosy neighbours who wanted a comment . fncy— neighbours who wanted a comment . fncy cncw— neighbours who wanted a comment . they knew when _ neighbours who wanted a comment . they knew when it— neighbours who wanted a comment . they knew when it arrived. the racc— . they knew when it arrived. the ac anar— . they knew when it arrived. the we run fr— . they knew when it arrived. the fact that it hadn't— . they knew when it arrived. the fact that it hadn't moved since ranuary— fact that it hadn't moved since ranuary-fncy-rc- fact that it hadn't moved since january they're very on january 21st. they're very on it. _neighbours. - january 21st. they're very on it. neighbours. yeah. yeah it. these neighbours. yeah. yeah i it. these neighbours. yeah. yeah r an— it. these neighbours. yeah. yeah r an persanauy— it. these neighbours. yeah. yeah i am personally shocked- it. these neighbours. yeah. yeah

i am personally shocked because it's thing you it's the kind of thing you expect to trump, expect to happen to trump, right? yeah. someone like someone trump's sort someone like one of trump's sort of . roger stone got of people. roger stone got swatted night a sort swatted in the night in a sort of showy way because that's of very showy way because that's what the democrats the what the democrats do to the opposition it's opposition in america. but it's happened who was so happened to the snp, who was so sort of dominant and so, you know, so lefty and on board know, and so lefty and on board with establishment. with the establishment. it's just surprising to with the establishment. it's just it surprising to with the establishment. it's just it just surprising to with the establishment. it's just it just what surprising to with the establishment. it's just it just what is surprising to with the establishment. it's just it just what is the)rising to with the establishment. it's just it just what is the future to me. it just what is the future for the snp? well, i don't think the for the snp? well, i don't think cnc-nas— for the snp? well, i don't think cnc-nae a— for the snp? well, i don't think the-has a future.-only| the snp has a future. they only nave— the snp has a future. they only nave-rear— the snp has a future. they only have-real policy— the snp has a future. they only have real policy which is to have one real policy which is to puer— have one real policy which is to we enur— have one real policy which is to we spur-wcrc— have one real policy which is to just shut word freedom every just shut the word freedom every six rncnrns. — just shut the word freedom every six months. _from - just shut the word freedom every six months. from that, six months. apart from that, us— six months. apart from that, it's essentially— six months. apart from that, it's essentially a— six months. apart from that, it's essentially a broad coalition— it's essentially a broad coalition of— it's essentially a broad coalition of people who, on pcrrrrcar— coalition of people who, on political views— coalition of people who, on political views who underneath the political views who underneath rnc sunacc— political views who underneath the surface of— political views who underneath the surface of it,— political views who underneath the surface of it, there's no pcncrar— the surface of it, there's no general consensus. they're led by numsa— general consensus. they're led by humza yousaf,_ general consensus. they're led by humza yousaf, who, if you cnrrcrsc — by humza yousaf, who, if you criticise him,— by humza yousaf, who, if you criticise him, you're racist and he criticise him, you're racist and ac wanrs— criticise him, you're racist and ac wanrs rc— criticise him, you're racist and he wants to prosecute you. if you— he wants to prosecute you. if you say— he wants to prosecute you. if you say something that he arsaprccs— you say something that he disagrees with— you say something that he disagrees with in the privacy of your— disagrees with in the privacy of your — disagrees with in the privacy of your own home. _ disagrees with in the privacy of your own home. / . your own home. yeah, it's a strange right you've got a woke muslim and then you've got kate forbes, a radical forbes, a sort of a radical christian. not so christian. yeah, it's not so much church. it's like much a broad church. it's like a massive field. yeah. massive open field. yeah. anyway, but anyway, i like kate forbes, but anyway, now. anyway, that's enough for now. let's britain is

let's do this one. britain is still to you still racist, according to you guessed it, the guardian visitor . that's exactly it. britain not cresc— . that's exactly it. britain not crcsc rc— . that's exactly it. britain not close to being— that's exactly it. britain not close to being racially just sccrcry. — close to being racially just society. not— close to being racially just society. not even- close to being racially just society. \rrt:r “ society. not even close. finds two year research project. so this research project is telling us that a third of people from ethnic and religious minorities in the uk have experienced racism . um, this is this comes racism. um, this is this comes after the school report that found out that said no , the uk found out that said no, the uk is not a racist country . these is not a racist country. these people disagree, but it is coming from the centre on the dynamics of ethnicity , which is dynamics of ethnicity, which is the uk's leading centre of research into ethnic, racial and religious inequality. so they might be a bit biased , but yeah, might be a bit biased, but yeah, yeah, it sounds sort of vaguely communist. what do you think, faces— communist. what do you think, faccs wcrn— communist. what do you think, frances well, as— communist. what do you think, frances well, as you— t t what do you think, frances well, as you know, my cncrncr— frances well, as you know, my cncrncrla— frances well, as you know, my mother. a first _ frances well, as you know, my mother a first generation mother is a first generation frnrnrpranr— mother is a first generation immigrant country immigrant to this country and cnc—nau- immigrant to this country and cnc—nan a- immigrant to this country and she—had a racial. she sometimes had a racial puc— she sometimes had a racial puc pur— she sometimes had a racial abuse, but she's— she sometimes had a racial abuse, but she's deserved it. so abuse, but she's deserved it. s. .— abuse, but she's deserved it. so leew— abuse, but she's deserved it. so ,-know, there-go. abuse, but she's deserved it. - so ,-know, there-go . also so, you know, there we go. also gives out quite a lot— so, you know, there we go. also gives out quite a lot of- grtr also gives out quite a lot of abuse. wean.— gives out quite a lot of abuse. wean. sne— gives out quite a lot of abuse. yeah, she does. _ gives out quite a lot of abuse. yeah, she does. so,— gives out quite a lot of abuse. yeah, she does. so, you- gives out quite a lot of abuse. yeah, she does. so, you know, it's take, mate. it's give and take, mate. you know, can't it if know, you can't dish it out if you can't take it. however, the thing that don't thing is, is that they don't

really specify what they mean by verbal abuse when it comes to racism . um, also as well, do racism. um, also as well, do they mean just going on twitter? because if you go on twitter, you're going to have some idiot being racist to you or instagram or social media. if that is a criteria, then i get racially abused. probably every week for being jewish, even though i'm not jewish. well, it does say pnysrcar— not jewish. well, it does say pnysrcar cr— not jewish. well, it does say physical or verbal. - well, it does say physical or verbal. so there's ycur— physical or verbal. so there's your answer there. verbal prcsurnapry— your answer there. verbal presumably means. ”g your answer there. verbal- presumably means. all right. i'm not saying that people are not. i mean, i'm sure there's racism, wcrpar— i mean, i'm sure there's racism, wcrpar apusc— i mean, i'm sure there's racism, verbal abuse and— i mean, i'm sure there's racism, verbal abuse and all that. i'm surccn- nur- verbal abuse and all that. i'm sure-on. but it- verbal abuse and all that. i'm sure-on. but it is. sure that goes on. but it is a pn— sure that goes on. but it is a nu srranpc— sure that goes on. but it is a bit strange-this- sure that goes on. but it is a bit strange this constant bit strange that this constant arrcrnpr— bit strange that this constant attempt-utopian. attempt to be this utopian ccunrry— attempt to be this utopian country when,— attempt to be this utopian country when, let's be honest, anrafn-s— country when, let's be honest, anrafn-s-cr— country when, let's be honest, britain's-of the- country when, let's be honest, britain's of the least britain's one of the least racrsr— britain's one of the least racist countries world, racist countries in the world, i funk— racist countries in the world, i funk-nave- racist countries in the world, i think-havelstab,. racist countries in the world, i think have stab, at think it would have a stab, at rcasr— think it would have a stab, at rcasr-pc— think it would have a stab, at least-be really- least racist, to be really fence.— least racist, to be really honest,-you- least racist, to be really. honest,-you know, least racist, to be really- honest,-you know, you're honest, unless, you know, you're awnrrc— honest, unless, you know, you're awnrrc man— honest, unless, you know, you're a white man trying— honest, unless, you know, you're a white man trying into a white man trying to get into the raf, then you might encounter— the raf, then you might encounter . but encounter systemic racism. but r-rn —uccsn-r- i'm not saying this doesn't happen.— i'm not saying this doesn't happen-fre— i'm not saying this doesn't happen, it's just it's on a happen, but it's just it's on a supiccrrwc— happen, but it's just it's on a subjective kind— happen, but it's just it's on a subjective kind of personal rcwcr— level where there's always going to level where there's always going rc—rnar. — level where there's always going rc—rnar. res.- level where there's always going rc—rnar. vcs. r- to be idiots. is that. yes, i funk— to be idiots. is that. yes, i rnrnk sc— to be idiots. is that. yes, i think so. so— to be idiots. is that. yes, i think so. so am- to be idiots. is that. yes, i think so. so am i just a pnwrcpcu— think so. so am i just a privileged white man who hasn't cxpcncncca— privileged white man who hasn't experienced-look— privileged white man who hasn't experienced-look i- privileged white man who hasn't experienced look i think the experienced it? look i think the preprcrn — experienced it? look i think the preprcrn rs—

experienced it? look i think the problem is with— experienced it? look i think the problem is with this is, again, it's difficult— problem is with this is, again, it's difficult to— problem is with this is, again, it's difficult to quantify. /rt:r.. it's difficult to quantify. you knew— it's difficult to quantify. you knew ,— it's difficult to quantify. you know , abuse. _ it's difficult to quantify. you know , abuse. what- it's difficult to quantify. you know , abuse. what some people know, abuse. what some people will see as racism. other people will see as racism. other people will disagree with. so it's very difficult to actually quantify what actually constitutes racism in this particular aspect. the problem is, is there are still a few idiots here. yeah, but i'm fnc— few idiots here. yeah, but i'm sure the guardian— few idiots here. yeah, but i'm sure the guardian will- r: ”rt yeah, but i'm sure the guardian will keep crying— sure the guardian will keep rryrnp re— sure the guardian will keep trying to quantify racism . trying to quantify racism. fear-s— trying to quantify racism. fnar-s prcrry— trying to quantify racism. that's pretty much their thing. rcrc— that's pretty much their thing. rcr-s ee— that's pretty much their thing. rcr-s ee fnc— that's pretty much their thing. let's do the mail— that's pretty much their thing. let's do the mail now. and more wran— let's do the mail now. and more rnanlrn— let's do the mail now. and more than.in.teachers_ let's do the mail now. and more than in teachers have been than 1 in 10 teachers have been pnysrcarry— than 1 in 10 teachers have been physically assaulted by a pupil in physically assaulted by a pupil fn fnc— physically assaulted by a pupil fn fnc-year— physically assaulted by a pupil fn cnc-year .— physically assaulted by a pupil in the-year. do- physically assaulted by a pupil in the year. do you miss in the last year. do you miss rcacnrnpc— in the last year. do you miss teaching? francis— in the last year. do you miss teaching? francis no, mate, pccauc— teaching? francis no, mate, because-ner- teaching? francis no, mate, because not allowed to because you're not allowed to punch— because you're not allowed to punch pack— because you're not allowed to punch back now,— because you're not allowed to punch back now, more than 1 in 10 punch back now, more than 1 in re rcacncrs— punch back now, more than 1 in 10 teachers have— punch back now, more than 1 in 10 teachers have been physically assaurrce— 10 teachers have been physically assaurrce py— 10 teachers have been physically assaurrce by a— 10 teachers have been physically assaulted by a pupil in the last year. — assaulted by a pupil in the last year. lpeu— assaulted by a pupil in the last year. lpoll suggests.- assaulted by a pupil in the last year. w year. a poll suggests. so this was teaching union. was taken by a teaching union. the 13% of teachers argued they'd been physically assaulted by a pupil . in they'd been physically assaulted by a pupil. in the last year, more than 1 in 4 teachers subjected to verbal abuse by a parent or carer. 22% have been pushed or shoved. threats of physical violence. 19% and verbal abuse 58. i don't know

what scorsese teachers are teaching him, but they sound great. yeah, it sounds like serncrnrnp— great. yeah, it sounds like something out— great. yeah, it sounds like something out of- gitrtr. yeah, it sounds like something out of the wire. it's ure— something out of the wire. it's uke r— something out of the wire. it's uke r mean.— something out of the wire. it's like, i mean, listen, this one, arcacncr— like, i mean, listen, this one, a teacher responded survey, a teacher responded to survey, care—cruel said i regularly had a child anar— said i regularly had a child rear—ari said i regularly had a child. rear—ac that would throw chairs at me, rnrcarcnce— that would throw chairs at me, threatened-kill— that would throw chairs at me, threatened kill and my threatened to kill me and my fanny— threatened to kill me and my rarniy ane— threatened to kill me and my family and say— threatened to kill me and my family and say he was going to crap— family and say he was going to crap e— family and say he was going to crap r— family and say he was going to stab me. i mean,— family and say he was going to stab me. i mean, bring back canrnp. — stab me. i mean, bring back canrnp. -fr-s- stab me. i mean, bring back caning. _it's just- caning. yeah, it's just outrageous. caning. yeah, it'sjust outrageous. oh just don't teach your kids right? well, just don't teach— your kids right? well, just don't teach the _ as g”7 well, just don't teach the kids. /rt:r.. ” your kids right? well, just- don't teach the kids. your kids are don't teach the kids. your kids yeur— don't teach the kids. your kids are your own. yeah. there's a woman here. i assume it's a woman. iactually woman here. i assume it's a woman. i actually don't know anar— woman. i actually don't know can rear-s— woman. i actually don't know that that's me— t i actually don't know that that's me making an assuronen— that that's me making an assumption, saying was. that that's me making an- assumption, saying-was. did assumption, saying she was. did i assumption, saying she was. did r mean— assumption, saying she was. did r neanlany— assumption, saying she was. did i mean,.any other— assumption, saying she was. did i mean, any other workplace, i mean, in any other workplace, you up any of you wouldn't put up with any of this seconds, would you this for five seconds, would you ? yeah. isn't isn't this for five seconds, would you ?yeah. isn't isn't it just ? yeah. isn't it. isn't it just a rack— ? yeah. isn't it. isn't it just a rack er— ? yeah. isn't it. isn't it just a rack er any.— ? yeah. isn't it. isn't it just a lack of any. they- 7 / isn't it. isn't it just a lack of any. they know there's going— a lack of any. they know there's pernp re— a lack of any. they know there's pernp re re— a lack of any. they know there's pernp re pc ne— a lack of any. they know there's going to be no real— a lack of any. they know there's going to be no real punishment. i going to be no real punishment. r-se. — going to be no real punishment. r-se. wean.— going to be no real punishment. r-se. wean. nur- going to be no real punishment. i-so. yeah. but then- going to be no real punishment. yeah. but then when i assume so. yeah. but then when you i assume so. yeah. but then when yeu near— i assume so. yeah. but then when yeu ncar anar— i assume so. yeah. but then when you hear that the— yeah. but then when you hear that the parents are screaming— you hear that the parents are screaming_well.i you hear that the parents are- screaming_well. yeah. screaming at them as well. yeah. i screaming at them as well. yeah. r-cernc— screaming at them as well. yeah. r-cernc guys.— screaming at them as well. yeah. i come on, guys. teamwork. i mean, come on, guys. teamwork. oh, i mean, come on, guys. teamwork. on. ane— i mean, come on, guys. teamwork. or, are parenrs— i mean, come on, guys. teamwork. oh, the parents side— i mean, come on, guys. teamwork. oh, the parents side with— oh, the parents side with the kid. teacher's kid. the teacher's got no authority. oh, kid. the teacher's got no authority . oh, yeah, is authority. oh, yeah, this is apserurcry— authority. oh, yeah, this is absolutely true. _ authority. oh, yeah, this is absolutely true. so - up oh, yeah, this is absolutely true. so the parents crec— absolutely true. so the parents sec—cnc- absolutely true. so the parents side _the teachersj side with the kid, the teachers have — side with the kid, the teachers have per— side with the kid, the teachers have got authority. have got no authority. i remember once when i was rcacnrnp— remember once when i was rcacnrnp fn— remember once when i was teaching in east— remember once when i was

teaching in east london , i broke teaching in east london, i broke up a— teaching in east london, i broke up a fenc— teaching in east london, i broke up a franc-awe— teaching in east london, i broke up a fight two kids between up a fight with two kids between two up a fight with two kids between awe-fren— up a fight with two kids between awe-fncn cnc— up a fight with two kids between two then the mothers got two kids. then the mothers got anewce.— two kids. then the mothers got involved,-had _ two kids. then the mothers got involved,-had to - two kids. then the mothers got involved, had to sort that involved, so we had to sort that cur.— involved, so we had to sort that eur. ane— involved, so we had to sort that eur. ana-cnc— involved, so we had to sort that out. and the grandmothers out. and then the grandmothers got out. and then the grandmothers per rnwewce. — out. and then the grandmothers got involved. wow. know , got involved. wow. you know, puer— got involved. wow. you know, we yeu— got involved. wow. you know, just you blocking _ got involved. wow. you know, just you blocking punches. “cir?" just you blocking punches. yeah . rr-s— just you blocking punches. yeah . rr-s cc— just you blocking punches. yeah . it's nice that— just you blocking punches. yeah . it's nice that all— just you blocking punches. “cir?" it's nice that all those . it's nice that all those generations— it's nice that all those generations are at the school at the generations are at the school at are same— generations are at the school at the same time. _ generations are at the school at the same time. / / the same time. yeah. yeah. descended there to, you know, assault only assault me. was that the only time were or were time you were assaulted or were you have of you ever did you have any of this well, i had this happen to you? well, i had i had shoe i had i had many a shoe thrown at me . i had, i think there at me. i had, i think there might have been. yeah. rulers whatever else. but, you know, yeah, we changed so much. i used to have a headmaster— yeah, we changed so much. i used to have a headmaster that- 4135" tg: rt i used to have a headmaster that when he wawce— to have a headmaster that when he wawce fn— to have a headmaster that when he walked in, we— to have a headmaster that when he walked in, we all had to crane— he walked in, we all had to crane up. — he walked in, we all had to stand up. this— he walked in, we all had to stand up. :�* . he walked in, we all had to stand up. “ . stand up. this was like the mid to late seconds, guess the to late 90 seconds, i guess the world's moved on. simpler times. nearer—arr- better times. very simple. all near.— better times. very simple. all wane—fnc- right, well, let's do the cuareran.— right, well, let's do the guardian-if- right, well, let's do the guardian. if you're guardian. and if you're struggling— struggling to pay your bills, nave— struggling to pay your bills, have-gambling. have you tried gambling your rcrnarnrnp— have you tried gambling your- remaining—consider. remaining money away? consider. fnrs— remaining money away? consider. fnfs—.— remaining money away? consider. fnfs—. a— remaining money away? consider. fnfs—. a uc— remaining money away? consider. fnfs—. a uw cesa- remaining money away? consider. this_. a uk cost of- this is amazing. a uk cost of living crisis leading people to gambling says charity. i don't know what to say about this . know what to say about this. it's just defies belief. people are using betting shops. well, firstly, people are using them as warm banks. no boat comments.

people are going to the betting shop just to get warm. yeah, that's tragic. i mean, but can't they see that that's counterintuitive? it's going to cost you more in the long run. so people who've so people and people who've already got a gambling problem so people and people who've already gotarejambling problem so people and people who've already gotare more ing problem so people and people who've already gotare more likelyoblem apparently are more likely problem gamblers. scored a seven times more likely to gamble more in the next 12 months due to the cost of living crisis. so they're saying themselves , i'm they're saying themselves, i'm going to gamble more because i haven't enough but haven't got enough money, but i do because idea do sympathise because the idea is you're sort desperate is you're sort of desperate and you one big win and you think just one big win and i'll win back. indeed . so you think just one big win and i'll win back. indeed. so on i'll win it back. indeed. so on my on my show we into trigonometry . we interviewed trigonometry. we interviewed a gentleman called matt zarb—cousin who is a part of a group trying to hold these gambling companies to account. and he actually says between 60 to 80% of gambling companies profits come from 5% of people. so essentially what these companies are doing is monetising addiction . and they monetising addiction. and they know that these people have problems. they know these people

are problem gamblers, but they keep feeding them money in order so they can keep gambling and they keep getting themselves in they keep getting themselves in the think it should the hole. do you think it should be the hole. do you think it should rec—awe— the hole. do you think it should be_like football?l do you think it should be know, like football? do you think it should be know, ray ike football? do you think it should be know, ray winstone ll? do you think it should be know, ray winstone comes so you know, ray winstone comes on so you know, ray winstone comes en—earnprc- so you know, ray winstone comesi en—earnprc away on to ever gamble or gamble away yeur— on to ever gamble or gamble away yew-ane— on to ever gamble or gamble away yeur-ane-cen- on to ever gamble or gamble away yeur-ane-cen er- your saving and you sort of funk.— your saving and you sort of wine—pc- your saving and you sort of think,_be on. think, should that be on the reerparrc— football? some people think it cneure—. - football? some people think it cneure—. fn- football? some people think it should_. i'm not. football? some people think it. should_. i'm not into should be banned. i'm not into censorship, but is a bit censorship, but it is a bit naff, isn't it? it's not good. all right. we should ban- all right. we should ban it because— all right. we should ban it because-naff- all right. we should ban it because naff. let's because it's naff. let's, let's do because it's naff. let's, let's ee cnc— because it's naff. let's, let's do the express— because it's naff. let's, let's do the express now . and world do the express now. and world war— do the express now. and world war ere— do the express now. and world war ere way— do the express now. and world war 3rd may be— do the express now. and world war 3rd may be about to kick off sunny.— war 3rd may be about to kick off slightly. surprised— war 3rd may be about to kick off slightly. surprised this is crery— slightly. surprised this is crery — slightly. surprised this is story nine. francis it sounds frnpenanr.— story nine. francis it sounds important-does- story nine. francis it sounds important. does sound important. yeah, it does sound rainy— important. yeah, it does sound fairly important,— important. yeah, it does sound fairly important, mate. but you knew—knew- fairly important, mate. but you know—know the- fairly important, mate. but you know know the labour know what? you know the labour did some labour party did some banter tweets. so that needs to be number one point. but this is china and taiwan. they're engagedin china and taiwan. they're engaged in an intense stand off near the so—called median line. median line in the taiwanese straits with about 20 ships, half on each side facing off with each other at. and the chinese have always seen essentially taiwan as being part of china, taiwan would dispute

this. the us support taiwan . the this. the us support taiwan. the taiwanese are also the producers of semiconductors and china desperately wants taiwan to be part of china . and there is part of china. and there is always that tension. and every once in a while , the chinese, once in a while, the chinese, what they do is they like to flirt with the boundaries a little bit. so they'll do these kind yeah yeah. kind of tactics. yeah yeah. it's a hell of a negging exercise , if— it's a hell of a negging exercise , if that's the if exercise, if that's the if anarc— exercise, if that's the if that's what _ exercise, if that's the if that's what they're aiming at. wean.— that's what they're aiming at. wean. rnar-s— that's what they're aiming at. yeah, that's what— that's what they're aiming at. yeah, that's what they- that's what they're aiming at. yeah, that's what they do. there's a little bit of flirting going on going, what if we put this little boat here, world war iii? but were to, it might iii? but if we were to, it might reek— iii? but if we were to, it might reek-fnc. — iii? but if we were to, it might look-this. yeah- look a bit like this. yeah i mean-fre— look a bit like this. yeah i mean, it? would this mean, isn't it? would this happen— mean, isn't it? would this happen-fr— mean, isn't it? would this happen if trump was in. happen in if, if trump was in. i arwayc—fcn-rl happen in if, if trump was in. ii arwayc—fcn-r fr always ask this because isn't it arecn-c— always ask this because isn't it biden's weakness— always ask this because isn't it biden's weakness and have biden's weakness and some have even—anar— biden's weakness and some have even-that biden's- even suggested that biden's cernrernprcc— even suggested that biden's compromise china because compromise is with china because of compromise is with china because er—uunrcr— compromise is with china because of_ hunter biden. - compromise is with china because of_ hunter biden. i'm. compromise is with china because of suggesting-iunter biden. i'm compromise is with china because of suggesting that,r biden. i'm compromise is with china because of suggesting that,r b course,n not suggesting that, of course, ane— not suggesting that, of course, and-arr— not suggesting that, of course, and-all satirical- and this is all satirical cenrcnr.— and this is all satirical. content,-people content, but some people have cuggccrce— content, but some people have cuggccrce anar— content, but some people have suggested that on— content, but some people have suggested that on internet suggested that on the internet ane— suggested that on the internet ane-rneuenr— suggested that on the internet and thought about and people thought that about frucnp—nc-ci trump, they thought, oh, he's cernprernrcce— trump, they thought, oh, he's compromised this trump, they thought, oh, he's c(claim.iised_this| trump, they thought, oh, he's c(claim. buti_this| trump, they thought, oh, he's c(claim. but i this trump, they thought, oh, he's c(claim. but i don't this trump, they thought, oh, he's c(claim. but i don't thinkthis trump, they thought, oh, he's c(claim. but i don't think he; a claim. but i don't think he er funn— a claim. but i don't think he was or putin would have done mere-ne— was or putin would have done mere-ac wac— was or putin would have done more-he was in.- was or putin would have done more he was in. but is this more when he was in. but is this because— more when he was in. but is this

pccaucc—een-r- more when he was in. but is this because don't know. because of biden? i don't know. whar— because of biden? i don't know. wear—er- because of biden? i don't know. wear—er rc- because of biden? i don't know. what—or is that. what do you think? or is that iucr— what do you think? or is that rue-repay— what do you think? or is that just hobby horse? cr?" . just my hobby horse? i don't knew.— just my hobby horse? i don't knew—rer- just my hobby horse? i don't knew—rec erl know, nick. there's a lot of people saying people on twitter saying it's all , which is all just posturing, which is i hope because it's either hope so, because it's either posturing or world war iii, isn't it? so you hope. yeah. as you— isn't it? so you hope. yeah. as you say.— isn't it? so you hope. yeah. as you say, inspired by the you say, i'm inspired by the fact it's story nine. yeah fact that it's story nine. yeah yeah. well, i think ultimately the american and the uk response to the russian invasion of ukraine has actually shown china that we're not going to back down, that we're not just going to let these countries invade others. so i think hopefully china are just testing the waters at the moment. yeah, but their waters at the moment. yeah, but rncrr acrrenc— waters at the moment. yeah, but their actions don't— waters at the moment. yeah, but their actions don't imply- yeah, but their actions don't imply that racy-wc— their actions don't imply that rncy-wc pccn— their actions don't imply that they've been threatened by the us they've been threatened by the us ccpecc— they've been threatened by the us response to— they've been threatened by the us response to ukraine. mean, us response to ukraine. i mean, racy-wc— us response to ukraine. i mean, rncy-wc purnpce— us response to ukraine. i mean, rncy-wc pumped a— us response to ukraine. i mean, they've pumped a money in they've pumped a lot of money in i they've pumped a lot of money in r-rnc— they've pumped a lot of money in r-rnc-pur— they've pumped a lot of money in r-rnc-pur nave- they've pumped a lot of money in i-the-but have they. i suppose the us, but have they carry.— i suppose the us, but have they carry—anar- really. they don't seem that ccace— really. they don't seem that ccarcelrne— really. they don't seem that scared-me. do— really. they don't seem that scared me. do you think you scared to me. do you think you funk— scared to me. do you think you rank cinna— scared to me. do you think you think china-have— scared to me. do you think you think china have been put off think china is have been put off or think china is have been put off er-rncy— think china is have been put off er-rncy-err- think china is have been put off er-rncy-en pyl or have they been put off by fuan-c— or have they been put off by putin's-relative- putin's sort of relative rarrurce— putin's sort of relative failure? _whatl putin's sort of relative failure? what you putin's sort of relative— failure? _what you mean? failure? is that what you mean? wen.— failure? is that what you mean? weu. _aney-we— failure? is that what you mean? well,-they've been- failure? is that what you mean? well,-they've been put. well, i think they've been put off that the world off by the fact that the world has united in supporting

has been united in supporting ukraine. also by the money that has been pumped in. but also by the fact that the invasion of ukraine has not gone well for putin either on the on the ground or or in terms of the pubuchy ground or or in terms of the publicity that it's garnered. all right. well that's part two in the bag. but coming up, elon muck— in the bag. but coming up, elon muck newc— in the bag. but coming up, elon musk trolls the— in the bag. but coming up, elon musk trolls the bbc— t int; but coming up, elon musk trolls the bbc just in. wcrpy— musk trolls the bbc just in. wcrpy cayc— musk trolls the bbc just in. welby says something silly for a change— welby says something silly for a change ane— welby says something silly for a change. and free— welby says something silly for a change. and free ipads. we're ner— change. and free ipads. we're ner grwnp— change. and free ipads. we're not giving them— change. and free ipads. we're not giving them out, but a posh ccneer— not giving them out, but a posh ccneer rc— not giving them out, but a posh school is. see— not giving them out, but a posh school is. see you— not giving them out, but a posh school is. see you in a minute .

welcome back to headliners . welcome back to headliners. rcrc— welcome back to headliners. rcr-c ecr— welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the let's get straight into it with are rcrcprapn— let's get straight into it with the telegraph and more professional— the telegraph and more professional trolling from elon muck.— professional trolling from elon muck. frycren. — professional trolling from elon musk. fryston. “cir?" professional trolling from elon musk. fryston. / 3: musk. fryston. yeah. bbc branded government funded on twitter. so elon's gone into their account and put a little note on there saying that they're government funded. sparked a row with funded. he sparked a row with the bbc after labelling the broadcaster government the bbc after labelling the broadcatthey'rejovernment the bbc after labelling the broadcatthey're tryingnent funded. they're trying to resolve this. so the bbc have

said speaking twitter said we're speaking to twitter to as soon to resolve the issue as soon as possible . bbc always possible. the bbc is and always has been independent and they're keen to point out that it's funded by the british public. but through the licence, not directly through the government. so that's not the same as netflix, is it? yeah, it's interesting.— netflix, is it? yeah, it's interesting. in- netflix, is it? yeah, it's interesting. in a- \rrt.�*7.,>e< .7 yeah, it's interesting. in a way \rrt.�*7.;e< .7 yeah, it's interesting. in a way it's quite frenrc— interesting. in a way it's quite ironic because— interesting. in a way it's quite ironic because the government, nnc—nnc- ironic because the government, nnc—nnc narcl ironic because the government,- bbc—bbc hate the bbc most people at bbc hate the pewcrnrncne — bbc most people at bbc hate the government. should say blob government. it should say blob arrrrrarce— government. it should say blob affiliated media.— government. it should say blob affiliated media. it's really anc— affiliated media. it's really fnc-pur— affiliated media. it's really fnc-pur-wcry- the blob, but it is very interesting. _ the blob, but it is very interesting. is musk trolling the interesting. is musk trolling rnc legacy— interesting. is musk trolling the legacy media fantasy because interesting. is musk trolling thetookicy media fantasy because interesting. is musk trolling thetook in media fantasy because interesting. is musk trolling thetook in americaantasy because interesting. is musk trolling thetook in america and;y because interesting. is musk trolling thetook in america and he recause interesting. is musk trolling thetook in america and he said se he took in america and he said anar— he took in america and he said rear fr— he took in america and he said rear fr wac— he took in america and he said that it was state _ he took in america and he said that it was state affiliated neare— that it was state affiliated media. then— that it was state affiliated media. then they said, hang on, wc-rc-crarc— media. then they said, hang on, we're state affiliated. we're not state affiliated. but wrcn— we're not state affiliated. but- then—government then he changed it to government runece— then he changed it to government funded—receive- then he changed it to government funded—receive 1%. funded because they receive 1% of funded because they receive 1% en running— funded because they receive 1% of funding government of funding from government eranrc— of funding from government panache— of funding from government panache-ne- of funding from government grants so he kind of grants. so but is he kind of iucr—rr-c- grants. so but is he kind of iucr—rr-c iucrl grants. so but is he kind of just—it's just anj just doing this? it's just an aurernarce— just doing this? it's just an automated algorithm or is musk just automated algorithm or is musk rue-fruc— automated algorithm or is musk iucr-rrrrrc-ar- automated algorithm or is musk just- little - at the l just having a little pop at the old just having a little pop at the era rcgacy— just having a little pop at the era rcgacy-ue- just having a little pop at thei old legacy-he might just having a little pop at the- old legacy-he might well old legacy media? he might well be. don't think he's be. i mean, i don't think he's had time at the moment to do any of . i think the issue is of that. i think the issue is with twitter at moment is with twitter at the moment is he's desperately trying to make it . and the problem it profitable. and the problem is , is can you make twitter is, is can you make twitter profitable as a business? does

it have the potentiality to be profitable ? so i think that's profitable? so i think that's what he's trying to do. and maybe he's stopping . and in his maybe he's stopping. and in his lunch break, he's fired this off in order to force people to go on twitter blue, you have to pay. it's actually like 11, maybe— pay. it's actually like 11, maybe se— pay. it's actually like 11, maybe £8. -like - it's actually like 11, maybe £8. like £11 a pay. it's actually like 11,- maybe £8.-like £11 a month. maybe £8. it's like £11 a month. rean— maybe £8. it's like £11 a month. wean-punc— maybe £8. it's like £11 a month. yeah-quite good.— maybe £8. it's like £11 a month. yeah quite good. just yeah it's quite good. just because— yeah it's quite good. just because-can- yeah it's quite good. just because can upload. yeah it's quite good. just because-can upload. don't because you can upload. i don't care—rape- because you can upload. i don't care—rape youl care about the blue tape. you can—fence- care about the blue tape. youi can—longer videos. can just upload longer videos. reu— can just upload longer videos. veu—rrck- can just upload longer videos. you _tickldon'tl you love the blue tick, don't yeuc—rr- you love the blue tick, don't you?_|t doesn'tl you love the blue tick, don't you? anything. it doesn't you love the blue tick, don't you? anything. doesn't't you love the blue tick, don't you? anything. doesn't mean mean anything. it doesn't mean anything-— mean anything. it doesn't mean anyrnrnp.-ane- mean anything. it doesn't mean anything.-and the- anything. you click and the guy's— anything. you click and the guy's-followers- anything. you click and the- guy's-followers-he's guy's got 12 followers and he's got_>- guy's got 12 followers and he's aea—s ferni guy's got 12 followers and he's. aea—s fern ar got a blue tick. yeah > both at the got a blue tick. yeah > both at rne—rr-s— got a blue tick. yeah > both at the it's you've the same time. it's like you've got tick and guy got legacy blue tick and guy with 12 followers that paid blue tick. but isn't that more democratic— tick. but isn't that more democratic in— tick. but isn't that more democratic in a- . rt.s” but isn't that more democratic in a way? . ts but isn't that more democratic in a way? what tick nawc — democratic in a way? what tick nawc .per— democratic in a way? what tick have me 7 — democratic in a way? what tick nave-per c r— democratic in a way? what tick have-got ? i don't- democratic in a way? what tick have got ? cr?" . democratic in a way? what tick have got ? cc?" . rty have you got? i don't have any ticks. special boat tick. i'll stop . i don't know ts; t ts i'll stop . i don't know what's wrong stop. i don't know what's wrong wran— stop. i don't know what's wrong wrrn e— stop. i don't know what's wrong wrrn uc— stop. i don't know what's wrong with me. he also— stop. i don't know what's wrong with me. he also did it to the new— with me. he also did it to the new rew— with me. he also did it to the new york times,— with me. he also did it to the new york times, didn't he? the new— new york times, didn't he? the wcw-frrncc— new york times, didn't he? the new-times-their- new york times lost their wcrnrce— new york times lost their. verified—quite verified tick, which was quite fnrcrccrrnp. — verified tick, which was quite interesting. _and- interesting. it was. and yeah, and did seem to be and they they did seem to be quite upset about it, didn't they? they were not thrilled pccaucc— they? they were not thrilled because basically— sitar? they were not thrilled because basically because they weuren-r— because basically because they weuren-r pay.— because basically because they wouldn't pay. yeah. and so he care—warne- wouldn't pay. yeah. and so he said—thinklal said the only one i think is a bit said the only one i think is a err-ccacc- said the only one i think is a- err-ccerpc-nac bit harsh is george galloway has rauccran— bit harsh is george galloway has russian—media. russian state affiliated media which— russian state affiliated media wnrcnlweune— russian state affiliated media which-wound-a- russian state affiliated media which wound a lot which is wound him up a lot pccaucc—

which is wound him up a lot because-mean- which is wound him up a lot because mean he's because he's not i mean he's iucr— because he's not i mean he's iucr-carreway- because he's not i mean he's iucr-carreway .- because he's not i mean he's just galloway . he's just because he's not i mean he's juguy galloway. he's just because he's not i mean he's juguy in galloway. he's just because he's not i mean he's juguy in a galloway. he's just because he's not i mean he's juguy in a hat. loway. he's just because he's not i mean he's juguy in a hat. it'say. he's just because he's not i mean he's juguy in a hat. it'say bite's just because he's not i mean he's juguy in a hat. it'say bit meanrt a guy in a hat. it's a bit mean . ire..— a guy in a hat. it's a bit mean . lie but— a guy in a hat. it's a bit mean . is an fr— a guy in a hat. it's a bit mean . lis, but it is— a guy in a hat. it's a bit mean . lis, but it is quite- a guy in a hat. it's a bit mean . lis, but it is quite funny. . it is, but it is quite funny as well. that's part of you're making— as well. that's part of you're makinglprofitable,- as well. that's part of you're. makinglprofitable,-is as well. that's part of you're. makjustlprofitable,-is as well. that's part of you're. makjust supposed e,-is that's part of you're makjust supposed to is this just supposed to be entertaining?- entertaining? it's like a bit cheeky.— entertaining? it's like a bit cheeky-what's- entertaining? it's like a bit- cheeky.-what's-done cheeky. oh, what's elon done now? yeah, maybe. i cheeky. : 7 yeah, maybe. i just cheeky. .rt" : 7 yeah, maybe. i just think now? yeah, maybe. i just think nc-c— now? yeah, maybe. i just think nc-c cen— now? yeah, maybe. i just think nc-c cerr er.— now? yeah, maybe. i just think nc-c cerr er. — now? yeah, maybe. i just think nc-c cerr er. r— now? yeah, maybe. i just think he's sort of. i think- he's sort of. i think he's making in opinion, making a point, in my opinion, that just be a or that it might just be a bot or he's making that the he's making a point that the legacy media is over twitter is the you people the new media, and you people are your are all going to have your privileges stripped that's privileges stripped away. that's what think it is. but what i like to think it is. but anyway, we'll stick anyway, we'll we'll stick with a similar do similar a similar topic and do the star and elon musk. the daily star and elon musk. twitter just got even more fun. in unless you're gary in fact, unless you're gary lineker. francis yeah well gary rrnckcr-c— lineker. francis yeah well gary lineker's twitter— francis yeah well gary lineker's twitter account is under— lineker's twitter account is under review— lineker's twitter account is under review of— lineker's twitter account is under review of the bbc tweet ccanear. — under review of the bbc tweet ccanear. se— under review of the bbc tweet scandal. so lineker says his wine— scandal. so lineker says his twitter account— scandal. so lineker says his twitter account is under review are— twitter account is under review are ranc— twitter account is under review after fans noticed _ twitter account is under review after fans noticed a major change— after fans noticed a major change re— after fans noticed a major change to his— after fans noticed a major change to his profile and so i een-r— change to his profile and so i een-r funk— change to his profile and so i don't think lineker is that perncrce— don't think lineker is that bothered about it. he's actually ewnce— bothered about it. he's actually owned twitter— bothered about it. he's actually owned twitter blue nick. he cayc— owned twitter blue nick. he says r-wc— owned twitter blue nick. he says, i've been— owned twitter blue nick. he says, i've been paying for it. r-wc— says, i've been paying for it. he been— says, i've been paying for it. i've been paying— says, i've been paying for it. i've been paying it for a while, enry— i've been paying it for a while, enry rer— i've been paying it for a while, enry rer anc— i've been paying it for a while, only for the edit— i've been paying it for a while, only for the edit button. but nevertheless, _ only for the edit button. but nevertheless, he— only for the edit button. but nevertheless, he tweeted , so nevertheless, he tweeted, so anyway.— nevertheless, he tweeted, so anyway. ny— nevertheless, he tweeted, so

anyway, my tweets popped up here not anyway, my tweets popped up here ner re— anyway, my tweets popped up here ner re marc— anyway, my tweets popped up here ner re rnakc fr— anyway, my tweets popped up here not to make it all— anyway, my tweets popped up here not to make it all about me, but rrnckcr— not to make it all about me, but rrnckcr care— not to make it all about me, but lineker said he— not to make it all about me, but lineker said he was— not to make it all about me, but lineker said he was under r— lineker said he was under review. i said,- lineker said he was under review. r: �*fw�*rt.. lineker said he was under review. lineker said he was under- review. i said, well done, elon musk , for having guts to musk, for having the guts to crack large crack down on large misinformation accounts purely as write. this tweet has as a joke write. this tweet has attracted so much hate from low iq who just come to it iq people who just come to it and they say, oh, gb news hardly want to talk about misinformation. was like, oh, i thought meant pro thought you were meant to be pro free speech. guys, it's free speech. like guys, it's a joke. joke there. joke. yeah, little joke there. that's anyway, that's all it was. anyway, sorry to no, it's to interrupt you. no, no, it's fine. a funny tweet, fine. it's a very funny tweet, acruauy.— fine. it's a very funny tweet, acruauy. nur— fine. it's a very funny tweet, actually, but-to - fine. it's a very funny tweet, actually, but-to me- �*7 it's a very funny tweet, actually, but to me , this actually, but so to me, this fcn-r— actually, but so to me, this car rnucn— actually, but so to me, this isn't much of— actually, but so to me, this isn't much of a— actually, but so to me, this isn't much of a story apart from cary-c— isn't much of a story apart from cary-c pccn— isn't much of a story apart from gary's been stripped of his rick. — gary's been stripped of his rick. r— gary's been stripped of his tick. i thought- gary's been stripped of his tick. i thought he'd- gary's been stripped of his tick. i thought he'd done something new, but he hasn't. hasn't? no. i've looked it hasn't? no. i've looked for it and find. what's and i've tried to find. what's the it's. no, it's the new thing? it's. no, it's just the old. the old tweet. frnc— just the old. the old tweet. fnfc-can-r- just the old. the old tweet. this can't do this, this is. you can't do this, francis. louis schaefer's francis. when louis schaefer's here, he always is here, he always says this is a non okay, trying to non story. okay, we're trying to do new show. okay? we're going do a new show. okay? we're going to some to kind of like, get some content it. this like to kind of like, get some contist it. this like to kind of like, get some contis a it. this like to kind of like, get some contis a non it. this like to kind of like, get some contis a non story.his like to kind of like, get some contis a non story. but like to kind of like, get some contis a non story. but yeah. this is a non story. but yeah. anyway, a bit of a anyway, yeah, it is a bit of a non i'm actually going to non story i'm actually going to omit i checked he's omit because i checked and he's got it back. so because he's got it it's story. it back. yeah, it's a non story. okay, fine, do the okay, well fine, let's do the

times apparently post times then and apparently post colonial what jesus colonial guilt is what jesus would cressida the would have wanted. cressida the easter welby says, easter day sermon. welby says, christ easter day sermon. welby says, cnncrlcnncr— easter day sermon. welby says, christ i christ not _ easter day sermon. welby says, christ-christ not guilt- christ no christ not guilt fncprrce— christ no christ not guilt inspired slavery refund. so the arcnprcnep— inspired slavery refund. so the archbishop of— inspired slavery refund. so the archbishop of canterbury has care— archbishop of canterbury has said fr-c— archbishop of canterbury has said fr-c anc— archbishop of canterbury has said it's the living presence of cnncr— said it's the living presence of cnncr ane— said it's the living presence of christ and not— said it's the living presence of christ and not colonial guilt anar— christ and not colonial guilt that compelled— christ and not colonial guilt that compelled the church of fnerane— that compelled the church of anrane re— that compelled the church of england to set— that compelled the church of england to set up a £100 million rune— england to set up a £100 million rune re— england to set up a £100 million rune re ncrp— england to set up a £100 million fund to help those— england to set up a £100 million fund to help those affected by the institution's— fund to help those affected by the institution's historic prena— the institution's historic prerrr frern — the institution's historic profit from slavery . so he's had profit from slavery. so he's had a rer— profit from slavery. so he's had a re er— profit from slavery. so he's had a lot of complaints about this . a lot of complaints about this. i a lot of complaints about this. r een-r— a lot of complaints about this. r een-r knew— a lot of complaints about this. i don't know whether nick made any er— i don't know whether nick made any er rnecc— i don't know whether nick made any of those complaints. yeah enry— any of those complaints. yeah enry apeur— any of those complaints. yeah only about 80. _ any of those complaints. yeah only about 80. / any of those complaints. yeah only about 80. “cr?" it's any of those complaints. yeah only about 80. / it's a long only about 80. yeah. it's a long day— only about 80. yeah. it's a long day rer— only about 80. yeah. it's a long way rer yeu— only about 80. yeah. it's a long day for you. yesterday— only about 80. / it's a long day for you. yesterday yeah. so nc-c— day for you. yesterday yeah. so nc-c nc-c— day for you. yesterday yeah. so he's he's arguing— day for you. yesterday yeah. so he's he's arguing that this is nearing— he's he's arguing that this is nearing re— he's he's arguing that this is nothing to do— he's he's arguing that this is nothing to do with post colonial guru.— nothing to do with post colonial guru. pur— nothing to do with post colonial purr. pur anar— nothing to do with post colonial guilt, but that it— nothing to do with post colonial guilt, but that it is what cnncr— guilt, but that it is what christ would— guilt, but that it is what christ would have wanted . t christ would have wanted. this rearw— christ would have wanted. this really anneys— christ would have wanted. this really annoys me.— christ would have wanted. this really annoys me. what about you, francis ? i'll let you go you, francis? i'll let you go first. well, i've actually find all this stuff very frustrating because the reality is we the world does have a huge problem with slavery. we more with slavery. we have more cracc— with slavery. we have more slaves now than— with slavery. we have more slaves now than we- we have more slaves now than we have ever had in fn— slaves now than we have ever had in in anc— slaves now than we have ever had in in arc pacr— slaves now than we have ever had in in arc pacr .— slaves now than we have ever had in in the past . why— slaves now than we have ever had in in the past . why don't we try in in the past. why don't we try ane— in in the past. why don't we try and reap— in in the past. why don't we try and help these— in in the past. why don't we try and help these people ? why don't and help these people? why don't we fry— and help these people? why don't we rry ane—

and help these people? why don't we cry and rep— and help these people? why don't we try and help these people who are we try and help these people who acruarry— we try and help these people who are actually suffering slaves are actually suffering as slaves .wne— are actually suffering as slaves we have— are actually suffering as slaves , who have literally no rights wnarcecwcr— , who have literally no rights whatsoever instead of looking back— whatsoever instead of looking pack fnre— whatsoever instead of looking back into the— whatsoever instead of looking back into the past and 250 years in an— back into the past and 250 years in an acr— back into the past and 250 years in an acr er— back into the past and 250 years in an act of self— back into the past and 250 years in an act of self flagellation? wean.— in an act of self flagellation? wean. cxacrry— in an act of self flagellation? yeah, exactly . _ in an act of self flagellation? yeah, exactly . �*fw�*rt.. yeah, exactly. well, that's one part. yes. we have more slaves alive now than ever. but also what is. well albie doing always getting i claimed getting involved. i he claimed that been that jesus would have been vaccinated. it's like really well being . it's like there's a well being. it's like there's a couple of things he does. he does virtue does woke leftist virtue signalling. also signalling. then he also does sort establishment sort of establishment stuff like that the that, which is really the secular establishment he's supporting, not the church and the disgraced the church really disgraced themselves. and i say as a christian, they christian, during covid, they all shut down, they all masked up. were all useless. and i up. they were all useless. and i think affected lot of think it's affected a lot of people doubting the people who are doubting the church it. and church now because of it. and young faith in church now because of it. and you church faith in church now because of it. and you church when faith in church now because of it. and you church when welby aith in church now because of it. and you church when welby doesn the church when welby does this kind saying that, oh, kind of thing, saying that, oh, it's it's about christ , it's about it's about christ, he's just appropriate. it sounds ridiculous the ridiculous because he is the archbishop, but he's appropriating jesus to get behind secular left wing behind a secular left wing political cause. is that not correct? do political cause. is that not correct ? do you think jesus correct? do you think jesus weure— correct? do you think jesus weure nawc— correct? do you think jesus would have been- tt7 do you think jesus would have been pro astrazeneca

or would have been pro astrazeneca er weecrnac — would have been pro astrazeneca or moderna? that's— would have been pro astrazeneca or moderna? that's a- would have been pro astrazeneca or moderna? gttrtr. would have been pro astrazeneca or moderna? g or moderna? that's a great point . i mean, at the time i said, you know, they claim that jesus would be back saying, i'm like, really? yeah. because he famously he went along with everything wanted, everything the state wanted, right? yeah. and he famously, he would anything quiet would do anything for a quiet life. those are the two things we i say jesus we know about. i say jesus wouldn't vaccinated. we know about. i say jesus wouldn'trying vaccinated. we know about. i say jesus wouldn'trying to vaccinated. we know about. i say jesus wouldn'trying to be vaccinated. we know about. i say jesus wouldn'trying to be blasphemous we know about. i say jesus wo easter, ring to be blasphemous we know about. i say jesus wo easter, but to be blasphemous we know about. i say jesus wo easter, but he be blasphemous we know about. i say jesus wo easter, but he definitelyamous on easter, but he definitely wouldn't up . no. wouldn't have masked up. no. what am i right? what do you think? am i right? would i mean . no, he. he would he have i mean. no, he. he nae— would he have i mean. no, he. he had a— would he have i mean. no, he. he had a nrcrery— would he have i mean. no, he. he had a nrcrery er— would he have i mean. no, he. he had a history of facing difficult— had a history of facing difficult things, didn't he ? difficult things, didn't he? right — difficult things, didn't he? runa- we— difficult things, didn't he? right. he didn't— difficult things, didn't he? right. he didn't go- difficult things, didn't he? right. he didn't go with the crowd. he right. he didn't go with the crowd . he didn't go with the crowd. he didn't go with the cwe— crowd. he didn't go with the crowd. that's— crowd. he didn't go with the crowd. that's true. - t: he didn't go with the crowd. that's true. you've cenwncce— crowd. that's true. you've convinced -.- crowd. that's true. you've convinced . yeah i think if convinced me. yeah i think if new— convinced me. yeah i think if new pccn— convinced me. yeah i think if new pccn fn— convinced me. yeah i think if he'd been in charge, there weuren-r— he'd been in charge, there wouldn't have— he'd been in charge, there wouldn't have been any cpenfaacc— wouldn't have been any shortages. we- wouldn't have been any shortages. we can say that , shortages. we can say that, can-r— shortages. we can say that, cant wee— shortages. we can say that, can't we? what— shortages. we can say that, can't we? what do you mean ? of, can't we? what do you mean? of, ure— can't we? what do you mean? of, rice—fcncc— can't we? what do you mean? of, rice—fcncc ?- can't we? what do you mean? of, like,_fishes .7 oh,- can't we? what do you mean? of, like,_fishes .7 oh, i. like, loaves and fishes? oh, i uc— like, loaves and fishes? oh, i see. he wouldn't.— like, loaves and fishes? oh, i see. he wouldn't. yeah okay. no. all see. he wouldn't. yeah okay. no. arr right-— see. he wouldn't. yeah okay. no. arr nuns. wen.— see. he wouldn't. yeah okay. no. all right. well, he'd— see. he wouldn't. yeah okay. no. all right. well, he'd have- all right. well, he'd have provided the but would he provided the food, but would he have vaccine? that's have taken the vaccine? that's absolutely not. claim welby's absolutely not. i claim welby's completely he's wrong completely wrong. he's wrong about slavery as about this slavery thing as well. let's monday's mail and well. let's do monday's mail and three like a bit three ipads. sounds like a bit of a luxury problem, but is there francis? so there more to it? francis? so this is an actress called- 7 t 7 so this is an actress called sophia or this is an actress called sophia er sepnre— this is an actress called sophia

er cepnre r— this is an actress called sophia or sophie, i should say winkelmann- or sophie, i should say winkelmann who? paul's daughter out winkelmann who? paul's daughter eur er— winkelmann who? paul's daughter eur er fa.— winkelmann who? paul's daughter eur er rz. ze— winkelmann who? paul's daughter out of 12, 20 grand— winkelmann who? paul's daughter out of 12, 20 grand a year prep ccneer— out of 12, 20 grand a year prep ccneer cc— out of 12, 20 grand a year prep school once attended by the reyar— school once attended by the royal cousins— school once attended by the royal cousins prince charles ccerec— royal cousins prince charles ccergc ane— royal cousins prince charles george and prince charlotte , george and prince charlotte, arre— george and prince charlotte, arrcr puprrc— george and prince charlotte, after pupils are— george and prince charlotte, after pupils are told they'll get— after pupils are told they'll gcr franc— after pupils are told they'll gcr rfaec fn— after pupils are told they'll get ipads in class. so she's purrce— get ipads in class. so she's purrce ner— get ipads in class. so she's pulled her kids— get ipads in class. so she's pulled her kids up because racy-rc— pulled her kids up because rncy-rc au— pulled her kids up because they're all started using ipads in they're all started using ipads fn ccacc— they're all started using ipads fn cracc .— they're all started using ipads in class . and— they're all started using ipads in class . and look, you could in class. and look, you could say— in class. and look, you could cay fr-c— in class. and look, you could cay us a— in class. and look, you could say it's a first— in class. and look, you could say it's a first world problem, pur— say it's a first world problem, pur r— say it's a first world problem, but i actually— say it's a first world problem, but i actually think she's right . i but i actually think she's right . r een-r— but i actually think she's right . i don't understand why kids as young— . i don't understand why kids as yeunp ac— . i don't understand why kids as yeunp ac cw— . i don't understand why kids as young as six need— . i don't understand why kids as young as six need use ipads. young as six need to use ipads. reu— young as six need to use ipads. veu den-r— young as six need to use ipads. you don't know— young as six need to use ipads. you don't know what they're eernp— you don't know what they're eerne en— you don't know what they're doing on them. _ you don't know what they're doing on them. . : . doing on them. it doesn't it doesn't what they're doing on them. it doesn't it doe no what they're doing on them. it doesn't it doe no not what they're doing on them. it doesn't it doe no not sway what they're doing on them. it doesn't it doe no not sway yout they're doing on them. it doesn't it doe no not sway you oneey're doing on them. it doesn't it doe no not sway you one way or for. no not sway you one way or opening up the cesspit of the internet. yeah. are they though? internet. yeah. are they though? i they've got six i don't think they've got six year on year olds sitting there on inappropriate . well, inappropriate websites. well, maybe they're teaching- well, maybe they're teaching them how to maybe they're teaching them how re-en — maybe they're teaching them how re-en errrcr. — maybe they're teaching them how to-on twitter. well- maybe they're teaching them how to-on twitter. well ,- to troll on twitter. well, rnar-s— to troll on twitter. well, rnar-s a— to troll on twitter. well, that's a good life skill. yeah it is a good it is a good life skill. however, it is a good it is a good life skill . however, on the screen skill. however, on the screen rcrc— skill. however, on the screen ncrc cnc— skill. however, on the screen ncrc cnc rc— skill. however, on the screen here she is, the— .. however, on the screen here she is, the actor from the prrrrranr— here she is, the actor from the brilliant show— here she is, the actor from the brilliant show peep show. and yeah.— brilliant show peep show. and years—anar- yeah, her concern was that racy-rc— yeah, her concern was that rncy-rc-re — yeah, her concern was that rncy-rc-re ecr- yeah, her concern was that they're to get on the they're going to get on the rnrcrncr. — they're going to get on the internet.imean,- they're going to get on the internet. mean, did internet. i mean, i did fnrrrauy— initially think, okay, there's sex education in schools, which is sex education in schools, which fc—eur— sex education in schools, which is_out.control. is completely out of control ane— is completely out of control and-there's- is completely out of control and. there's critical race and. gross there's critical race racew— and. gross there's critical race rncery. wnrcn— and. gross there's critical race theory, which is— and. gross there's critical race theory, which is disgusting. i rnrpnr—enl

theory, which is disgusting. ii rnrpnr—en rnc might not be focussed on the free— might not be focussed on the fnce-wrcn— might not be focussed on the free-then again,- might not be focussed on the free then again, if i free ipads then again, if i was a parcnr— free ipads then again, if i was a parcnr ane— free ipads then again, if i was a parent and you— free ipads then again, if i was a parent and you know, kids are gearing— a parent and you know, kids are acrrrne en— a parent and you know, kids are acrrrng en anc— a parent and you know, kids are getting on the internet, i cuppecc— getting on the internet, i suppose access suppose they can access cwcryrnrne — suppose they can access| everything—an suppose they can access- everything_an ipad. suppose they can access- evslything_an ipad. suppose they can access- evsl don't _an ipad. suppose they can access evsl don't know, an ipad. suppose they can access evsl don't know, maybei ipad. suppose they can access evsl don't know, maybe it'sid. so i don't know, maybe it's a rcacenaprc— so i don't know, maybe it's a. reasonable—it's reasonable point. well, no, it's cess— reasonable point. well, no, it's ress re— reasonable point. well, no, it's less to do with that. i think then the reality is, is that kids already have too much screen and what the thing screen time and what the thing is with screen time, what it doesis is with screen time, what it does is it's very addictive . so does is it's very addictive. so the kids get used to all the time being hyper stimulated because they're on the ipad. they're not reading , they're not they're not reading, they're not doing they're not playing outside and they get the outside. and when they get the access to screens at school , access to screens at school, it's just simply making the problem worse . you don't need to problem worse. you don't need to be teach a six year old using be to teach a six year old using anipad. be to teach a six year old using an ipad . it's ridiculous. okay. an ipad. it's ridiculous. okay. well let's quickly getting pulled out of school . yeah. pulled out of school. yeah. yeah. okay. well, let's have a quick look at the telegraph before break. and before the break. and yet another more to another person has more claim to the prince harry the crown than prince harry cressida , apparently aristocrat cressida, apparently aristocrat with claim to the throne with rival claim to the throne will play key role in coronation. this is brilliant. frnc— coronation. this is brilliant. fnrc guy.— coronation. this is brilliant. this guy, simon— t rt“ this is brilliant. this guy, simon abney—hastings t rtr“ this is brilliant. this guy, simon abney—hastings. uc-c— this guy, simon abney—hastings. uc-c anc— this guy, simon abney—hastings. uc-c rnc fern— this guy, simon abney—hastings. he's the 15th earl— this guy, simon abney—hastings. he's the 15th earl of luton, and

nc-c— he's the 15th earl of luton, and res nc-c— he's the 15th earl of luton, and he's he's basically— he's the 15th earl of luton, and he's he's basically an australian,- he's he's basically an australian, but he's he's a palm rrappce— australian, but he's he's a palm rrappce ec— australian, but he's he's a palm trapped over there— australian, but he's he's a palm trapped over there . in 2004, trapped over there. in 2004, rncrc— trapped over there. in 2004, were wac— trapped over there. in 2004, were a— trapped over there. in 2004, there was a tv— trapped over there. in 2004, there was a tv show where it was it there was a tv show where it was fr wac— there was a tv show where it was it was discovered— there was a tv show where it was it was discovered that edward the it was discovered that edward are newer— it was discovered that edward the fourth mother had an affair. so the fourth mother had an affair. se fr-c— the fourth mother had an affair. so it's there's— the fourth mother had an affair. so it's there's quite a lot of rncrc-c— so it's there's quite a lot of rncrc-c a— so it's there's quite a lot of there's a lot— so it's there's quite a lot of there's a lot of— so it's there's quite a lot of there's a lot of information here— there's a lot of information here nur— there's a lot of information here. but basically, this guy's pccn— here. but basically, this guy's pccn rrwnp— here. but basically, this guy's been living happily in america. it been living happily in america. rr rurnc— been living happily in america. rr rurnc eur— been living happily in america. it turns out australia turns out his nae— it turns out australia turns out his dad-possibly- it turns out australia turns out his dad possibly related to his dad was possibly related to henry— his dad was possibly related to henry fnc— his dad was possibly related to henry the fourth.— his dad was possibly related to henry the fourth. by the way, i reve— henry the fourth. by the way, i rewc unc— henry the fourth. by the way, i love this detail— henry the fourth. by the way, i love this detail when his dad ucce— love this detail when his dad ucce re— love this detail when his dad ucce re 90— love this detail when his dad ucce re pe re— love this detail when his dad used to go to barbecues and erncr— used to go to barbecues and other aussie— used to go to barbecues and other aussie events, he gets cance— other aussie events, he gets carrce anc— other aussie events, he gets called the king— other aussie events, he gets called the king by all his arcc — called the king by all his mates. brilliant yeah. so in the reac— mates. brilliant yeah. so in the read up— mates. brilliant yeah. so in the read up re— mates. brilliant yeah. so in the lead up re anc— mates. brilliant yeah. so in the lead up to the coronation, the eaerec— lead up to the coronation, the coronations claims office has nae— coronations claims office has had zeo— coronations claims office has had 200 applications, most of which— had 200 applications, most of which wenr— had 200 applications, most of which won't. everybody can't be cured— which won't. everybody can't be rcrarce re— which won't. everybody can't be related to the— which won't. everybody can't be related to the king. 20% they've iucr— related to the king. 20% they've tucr pur— related to the king. 20% they've tucr pur fn— related to the king. 20% they've tucr pur rn anc— related to the king. 20% they've just put in the bin— related to the king. 20% they've just put in the bin to start wrrn. — just put in the bin to start wrrn. nur— just put in the bin to start with. but this— just put in the bin to start with. but this guy is going to be with. but this guy is going to pc fn— with. but this guy is going to pc in anc— with. but this guy is going to be in the ceremony and he says nc-c— be in the ceremony and he says nc-c an— be in the ceremony and he says he's an australian. \rt:r. be in the ceremony and he says he's an australian. \rtr. he's an australian. not only is he's an australian. not only is ne an— he's an australian. not only is he an australian, he's the most australian . when australian person ever. when they it, said, they told him about it, he said, strewth mate. then strewth, strewth mate. and then he , it's bad enough being a he said, it's bad enough being a pom here, let alone

pom over here, let alone a titled so didn't want to titled one. so he didn't want to have because he'd have a title because he'd be attacked being a titled. attacked for being a titled. pom. they found him also reminds me this of me of a kind of this thing of like, secret it like, he's this secret king. it kind an eddie kind of minds me like an eddie murphy the 90s where murphy movie from the 90s where he about 16 different he plays like about 16 different parts. any comment parts. anyway any comment on this? reminds me of the this? yeah, it reminds me of the fun.— this? yeah, it reminds me of the film-remember- this? yeah, it reminds me of the film.-remember with- ;7 yeah, it reminds me of the film. remember with john film. do you remember with john ceeernanc— goodman? king ralph, that american— goodman? king ralph, that ancncan ?— goodman? king ralph, that american ? he— goodman? king ralph, that american ? he became king. american? he then became king. i crunc— american? he then became king. i wine we— american? he then became king. i wine we nece— american? he then became king. i think we need an— american? he then became king. i think we need an aussie king acruauy— think we need an aussie king acruarry .— think we need an aussie king acruarry . r— think we need an aussie king actually . i think— think we need an aussie king actually . i think it'd be a lot actually. i think it'd be a lot pcrrcr— actually. i think it'd be a lot pcrrcr rnan— actually. i think it'd be a lot better than the _ actually. i think it'd be a lot better than the shower that per— better than the shower that ger ar— better than the shower that we've got at the moment . just we've got at the moment. just imagine— we've got at the moment. just imagine nrrn — we've got at the moment. just imagine him coming in, going neur— imagine him coming in, going near—rc— imagine him coming in, going fern—rs prear- imagine him coming in, going right is great. i'm right mate, this is great. i'm anc— right mate, this is great. i'm rnc king— right mate, this is great. i'm rnc king — right mate, this is great. i'm the king yeah,— right mate, this is great. i'm the king yeah, i'm- right mate, this is great. i'm the king “cir?" t: the king yeah, i'm shocked. you've come on gb news and you've said, we need an aussie king insulted the king and you've insulted the royal will not be royal family. you will not be booked fine. booked again. but that's fine. let's on. no. let's do. let's move on. no. with the prices— let's do. let's move on. no. with the prices you're- rt“ no. with the prices you're paying, mare— with the prices you're paying, rnare arr— with the prices you're paying, mate. all right,— with the prices you're paying, mate. all right, fair enough. fnar-s— mate. all right, fair enough. i fnar-s—cenrng that's part three. done coming up section. why? that's part three. done coming up have section. why? that's part three. done coming up have to section. why? that's part three. done coming up have to give ion. why? that's part three. done coming up have to give ini. why? that's part three. done coming up have to give in youry? you'll have to give in your cv to flat. ontarians to rent a flat. very ontarians are more sensitive than are even more sensitive than we all apocalyptic bio all thought. and apocalyptic bio wars. just a normal day in 2023. see you in two minutes .

welcome back to the final part of headliners. let's do the guardian and we're all going to have to do job interviews to rent a flat. francis well, yes, fnecce. — rent a flat. francis well, yes, fnecce. frnc— rent a flat. francis well, yes, indeed. this-all— rent a flat. francis well, yes, indeed. this-all part- ”rt“. francis well, yes, indeed. this all part of the indeed. this is all part of the neucrnp— indeed. this is all part of the housing crisis,— indeed. this is all part of the housing crisis,-so- housing crisis, nick. so landlords— housing crisis, nick. so landlords demanding renters send a prere— landlords demanding renters send a pnere cw— landlords demanding renters send a pnere cv ane— landlords demanding renters send a photo cv and carry two references— a photo cv and carry two references on— a photo cv and carry two references on occasions . they've references on occasions. they've arce— references on occasions. they've arce acrea— references on occasions. they've also asked them— references on occasions. they've also asked them to— references on occasions. they've also asked them to share their rrnkcern— also asked them to share their linkedin accounts— also asked them to share their linkedin accounts , and it's all linkedin accounts, and it's all a pn— linkedin accounts, and it's all a bit dubious.— linkedin accounts, and it's all a bit dubious. they even say, reek.— a bit dubious. they even say, reek. reu— a bit dubious. they even say, look, tell us— a bit dubious. they even say, look, tell us what university vou— look, tell us what university yeu wcnr— look, tell us what university yeu wcnr re. — look, tell us what university you went to. so— look, tell us what university you went to. so if you went to extend— you went to. so if you went to extend er— you went to. so if you went to extend er a— you went to. so if you went to oxford or a russell group uni, yeuc— oxford or a russell group uni, you're more likely— oxford or a russell group uni, you're more likely to get a one acereern— you're more likely to get a one bedroom slum— you're more likely to get a one bedroom slum flat and some peerercakcn— bedroom slum flat and some godforsaken part of london . it's godforsaken part of london. it's all godforsaken part of london. it's an great— godforsaken part of london. it's all great news.— godforsaken part of london. it's all great news. yeah. and the feca— all great news. yeah. and the idea yeuc— all great news. yeah. and the idea yeuc per— all great news. yeah. and the idea you've got to do some sort of idea you've got to do some sort er pcrcenar— idea you've got to do some sort of personal statement to get a far—narc- of personal statement to get a flat—little bit- flat and tell us a little bit aneur— flat and tell us a little bit about yourself. “ . about yourself. i mean, it's going be stuff like i enjoy going to be stuff like i enjoy kayaking tidying i like kayaking and tidying up. i like long the park small long walks in the park and small repairs the yeah, repairs around the flat. yeah, obviously repairs around the flat. yeah, ob'you;ly repairs around the flat. yeah, ob'you know me, i tend to be it. you know me, i tend to be quiet 11 pm. it'sjust quiet after 11 pm. it's just nonsense. obviously

nonsense. i mean, obviously landlords argument nonsense. i mean, obviously landlord you argument nonsense. i mean, obviously landlord you don't argument nonsense. i mean, obviously landlord you don't wantnent nonsense. i mean, obviously landlord you don't want bad because you don't want bad tenants destroy the place, tenants to destroy the place, but same time, the supply but at the same time, the supply and demand has got so mad they seem a bit much seem to have a bit too much power. what do you think? i think it's bizarre and i think you'd absolutely right you'd be absolutely right to sit down and write your bio saying i love hoovering and mr. sheen's my favourite thing. also, obviously you can- ” “3 also, obviously you can catfish them. rucr— obviously you can catfish them. rucr acr— obviously you can catfish them. rucr gcr a— obviously you can catfish them. rucr gcr a fr— obviously you can catfish them. just get a fit bird— obviously you can catfish them. just get a fit bird off the fnrcrncr. — just get a fit bird off the internet. it's— just get a fit bird off the internet. it's the photos that carry— internet. it's the photos that are really offensive, isn't it? wean. — are really offensive, isn't it? wean. fnen— are really offensive, isn't it? yeah. then i— are really offensive, isn't it? yeah. g are really offensive, isn't it? yeah. “rt“ 3 �*r�*y�*t�*tt. are really offensive, isn't it?- yeah. then i thought, what about when house share and when you have a house share and there's a fit one and a minging one? yeah . what are you going to one? yeah. what are you going to do that? well. well, i'm do about that? well. well, i'm the only person on the show tonight that hasn't the tonight that hasn't used the phrase i'm the phrase bird. i'm like, i'm the feminist tonight. yeah, phrase bird. i'm like, i'm the femirgo tonight. yeah, phrase bird. i'm like, i'm the femirgo on, tonight. yeah, phrase bird. i'm like, i'm the femirgo on, frances. well, you well, go on, frances. well, you know if well, go on, frances. well, you knew—n r- well, go on, frances. well, you know—if i look. know what? if i was. if i look as pcrnp— know what? if i was. if i look as being having— know what? if i was. if i look as being having the name fnccc r— as being having the name frances, i would actually put up a pnere— frances, i would actually put up a pnere er— frances, i would actually put up a pnere er a— frances, i would actually put up a pnere er a rep— frances, i would actually put up a photo of a top level bird. top rcwcr— a photo of a top level bird. top rcwcr erre— a photo of a top level bird. top rcwcr prre . — a photo of a top level bird. top level bird . then— a photo of a top level bird. top level bird . then it's.- a photo of a top level bird. top level bird . level bird. then it's. then it's you. and they're disappointed , you. and they're disappointed, but it's too late. you've paid anc— but it's too late. you've paid rnc ccpenc— but it's too late. you've paid the deposit, you— but it's too late. you've paid the deposit, you pay- . you've paid the deposit, you pay the deposit and ner— the deposit, you pay the deposit and ner pe— the deposit, you pay the deposit and not go. don't— the deposit, you pay the deposit and not go. don't be transphobic.- and not go. don't be transphobic. this is why fecnrny— transphobic. this is why identify us. _ transphobic. this is why identify us. how you identify . identify us. how you identify. feu— identify us. how you identify. you never see— identify us. how you identify. you never see your—

identify us. how you identify. you never see your landlord anyway. yeah it has got mad. i mean, it is worrying. would this put mean, it is worrying. would this pur-cwcr— mean, it is worrying. would this pur-cwcr-packl mean, it is worrying. would thisi put-ever- back to put you off ever coming back to the put you off ever coming back to rnc-c — put you off ever coming back to rnc-c n— put you off ever coming back to rnc-c f r— put you off ever coming back to the-? if i come- put you off ever coming back to the-? if i come back- put you off ever coming back to the-? if i come back to. put you off ever coming back to. the-? if i come back to the the land? if i come back to the land, i'm going to be my own landlord. i've got used to that. yeah. yeah. i don't intend to have more landlords ever have any more landlords ever again. problem. again. this is not my problem. yeah, problem, yeah, this is a big problem, recupe— yeah, this is a big problem, rneuenlrne — yeah, this is a big problem, though. the. just the. though. it's the. it's just the. rr-c— though. it's the. it's just the. rr-clrccurr— though. it's the. it's just the. it'slresult of— though. it's the. it's just the. it's result of housing it's a result of the housing cncrc— it's a result of the housing crisis.idon't_ it's a result of the housing crisis. don't what it's a result of the housing crisis.idon't-what do crisis. i don't know what to do .—apeurl . i mean, i'm worried about newne— . i mean, i'm worried about rnewnnewe-- . i mean, i'm worried about moving now. apparently moving myself now. apparently a rena— moving myself now. apparently a rcnr—fc— moving myself now. apparently a rcnr—fc new- moving myself now. apparently a rcnr—fc se- rent on tenancies is now 36 pernr— rent on tenancies is now 36 pernr ne— rent on tenancies is now 36 point no, 35.6%_ rent on tenancies is now 36 point no, 35.6% of earnings. wean— point no, 35.6% of earnings. vcan r— point no, 35.6% of earnings. vcan r mean— point no, 35.6% of earnings. yeah i mean, we've got to do cerncfane— yeah i mean, we've got to do something. we've— yeah i mean, we've got to do something. we've got to either pure— something. we've got to either pure a— something. we've got to either pure a rer— something. we've got to either build a lot more— something. we've got to either build a lot more or get rid of reaec— build a lot more or get rid of reaeclpcepre — build a lot more or get rid of loads-people. i- build a lot more or get rid of loads people. “ . loads of people. i mean, it's one or the other or maybe both, mate maybe that's mate. yeah, maybe both. that's probably the answer. stop immigration.-whatl probably the answer. stop- immigration.-what you're immigration. is that what you're cayrnpc — immigration. is that what you're cayrnpc -— immigration. is that what you're cayrnpe . au— immigration. is that what you're saying? ” 3“. he saying? well, all right. he wen-r— saying? well, all right. he wen-r pc— saying? well, all right. he won't be committed- saying? �*vw�*rt.. ”3“. he won't be committed on that. rcrc— won't be committed on that. rcr-c ee— won't be committed on that. rcr-c ee anc— won't be committed on that. let's do the mail. and do pccec— let's do the mail. and do pensioners need little pensioners need a little driving rcrrccncr— pensioners need a little driving refresher questionnaire ? oh, refresher questionnaire? oh, rcarryc — refresher questionnaire? oh, rcarryc _ne— refresher questionnaire? oh, really? .do rise- refresher questionnaire? oh, really? .do rise of. refresher questionnaire? oh, really? r:rt:r ” really? they do rise of the elderly drivers road safety group warns hundreds of thousands of pensioners should reset driving test at 85 amid fears of time bomb in motorist numbers. apparently fears of time bomb in motorist numbers . apparently people over numbers. apparently people over the numbers. apparently people over we age— numbers. apparently people over we age er— numbers. apparently people over we age en es— numbers. apparently people over

the age of 85 are— numbers. apparently people over the age of 85 are 45%_ apparently people over the age of 85 are 45% more frey— the age of 85 are 45% more rwcry re— the age of 85 are 45% more likely to have— the age of 85 are 45% more likely to have a— the age of 85 are 45% more likely to have a collision even wran— likely to have a collision even rnan w— likely to have a collision even rnan w re— likely to have a collision even rnan w re za— likely to have a collision even than 17 to 24 year— likely to have a collision even than 17 to 24 year olds. well unc— than 17 to 24 year olds. well rnrc rnakcc— than 17 to 24 year olds. well this makes sense— than 17 to 24 year olds. well this makes sense because they're so this makes sense because they're ce ere.— this makes sense because they're ce ere. cncy— this makes sense because they're so old, they probably can't see very— so old, they probably can't see very wcrr. — so old, they probably can't see very well nur— so old, they probably can't see very well. but 17— so old, they probably can't see very well. but 17 to 24, my mate resc— very well. but 17 to 24, my mate necc. ne— very well. but 17 to 24, my mate necc. he used— very well. but 17 to 24, my mate ross, he used to— very well. but 17 to 24, my mate ross, he used to he— very well. but 17 to 24, my mate ross, he used to he wrote off a lot ross, he used to he wrote off a er en— ross, he used to he wrote off a er en carc— ross, he used to he wrote off a er en fn— ross, he used to he wrote off a lot of cars in his— ross, he used to he wrote off a lot of cars in his first few ycac— lot of cars in his first few ycac r— lot of cars in his first few years. i mean,- lot of cars in his first few years. i mean, young . i'm very years. i mean, young. i'm very surprised— years. i mean, young. i'm very surprised that— years. i mean, young. i'm very surprised that they're that eanacreuc. — surprised that they're that dangerous. is— surprised that they're that dangerous. . 7 dangerous. is it a site issue? are they just saying we don't really anymore ? yeah, really care anymore? yeah, recklessness. doughnuts in really care anymore? yeah, reciscarsness. doughnuts in really care anymore? yeah, reciscar park, doughnuts in really care anymore? yeah, reciscar park, doughnutsghnuts in really care anymore? yeah, reciscar park, doughnuts oniuts in really care anymore? yeah, reciscar park, doughnuts on the in the car park, doughnuts on the motorway . i the car park, doughnuts on the motorway. i mean, the car park, doughnuts on the motorway . i mean, my the car park, doughnuts on the motorway. i mean, my granddad used tailgate mate, used to tailgate mate, horrifically. that's just who he was . and he drove up to age 93, was. and he drove up to age 93, nato he drove in credibly near to the car. he's like testing his they sort of his reflexes. if they sort of slowed down slightly, he would clap into the of them, but clap into the back of them, but he fair play him. he never did. fair play to him. shocking. awful to be shocking. driving awful to be part you're in the car part of. you're in the car feeling embarrassed, feeling terribly embarrassed, but is this unfair, francis, or should this? no i think should we do this? no i think he's fair. think he's absolutely fair. i think the reality-is— he's absolutely fair. i think the reality-is once- ” i think the reality is once people the reality is, is once people get— the reality is, is once people ecr re— the reality is, is once people ecr re a— the reality is, is once people get to a certain— the reality is, is once people get to a certain age, we should iucr— get to a certain age, we should iucr-er— get to a certain age, we should iucr-errncrn. - get to a certain age, we should just-of them. wow.- just get rid of them. wow. crunc— just get rid of them. wow. didn't expect— just get rid of them. wow. didn't expect some sort of weird eugenics to come from. listen, the nhs is under— g“ rt.; t listen,

the nhs is under pressure. i'm entering— the nhs is under pressure. i'm errcnnp recre— the nhs is under pressure. i'm offering here. i'm— the nhs is under pressure. i'm offering here. i'm just here errcnnp— offering here. i'm just here errcnnp a— offering here. i'm just here offering a solution. shocking scenes, brief— offering a solution. shocking scenes, brief . _ offering a solution. shocking scenes, brief . ”g“. �*vw�*rt.. scenes, brief. all right, well, on that bombshell, let's see scenes, brief. all right, well, on that bombshell , let's see the on that bombshell, let's see the daily star and vegetarians have have been have been accused of making a meal out of nothing. isn't that the literal definition a vegetarian fad ? definition of a vegetarian fad? yeah, it is. i was pleased with that yeah. boom there we that one. yeah. boom there we go. anyway, that one. yeah. boom there we 90- anyway-police - that one. yeah. boom there we go. anyway,-police force. go. anyway, woke police force werne-r— go. anyway, woke police force werne-r crep- go. anyway, woke police force worn to stop calling worn officers to stop calling wcpprc— worn officers to stop calling veggie colleagues. turnips. furnrpc.— veggie colleagues. turnips. turnips. yeah— veggie colleagues. turnips. turnips. yeah so it feels like a wccr— turnips. yeah so it feels like a wccr ceunrry— turnips. yeah so it feels like a wccr ceunrry .— turnips. yeah so it feels like a west country . yeah. yeah, it is. west country. yeah. yeah, it is. so west country. yeah. yeah, it is. se wccr— west country. yeah. yeah, it is. so west midlands— west country. yeah. yeah, it is. so west midlands police , of so west midlands police, of ane— so west midlands police, of course. and carnival cops . oh, course. and carnival cops. oh, ncrc— course. and carnival cops. oh, here we— course. and carnival cops. oh, here we pe. — course. and carnival cops. oh, here we go. yeah.— course. and carnival cops. oh, here we go. yeah. because rncy-we— here we go. yeah. because they've, they've- here we go. yeah. because they've, they've called their wcgcranan — they've, they've called their vegetarian colleagues. \rtr. they've, they've called their vegetarian colleagues. \rrt. ”rt vegetarian colleagues. not sure new— vegetarian colleagues. not sure new anar— vegetarian colleagues. not sure how that picture helps us. that's a picture of a policeman. if it was a turnip . is that. if it was a turnip. is that. does that come from. i that's one of those i yeah it is. do you remember when - / . do you remember when graham one of those i yeah it is. do- you remember when graham turner got you remember when graham turner eer cranarn— you remember when graham turner ger cranarn fayrer— you remember when graham turner got graham taylor .— you remember when graham turner got graham taylor . yes iirt got graham taylor. yes me as a sump— got graham taylor. yes me as a umpp er— got graham taylor. yes me as a umpp er was— got graham taylor. yes me as a turnip or was it— got graham taylor. yes me as a turnip or was it parsnip or turnip. no, it was swedes. one rurnrp— turnip. no, it was swedes. one rurnrp nu.— turnip. no, it was swedes. one turnip nil. right.— no, it was swedes. one turnip nil. right. that was in anc— turnip nil. right. that was in arc cu— turnip nil. right. that was in arc ne— turnip nil. right. that was in arc ne r— turnip nil. right. that was in the sun. do i not— turnip nil. right. that was in the sun. do i not like that? wean.— the sun. do i not like that? wean. a— the sun. do i not like that? yeah. a different— the sun. do i not like that? yeah. a different time. - the sun. do i not like that? / ' r: �*7�*7t”rt“. . simpler yeah. a different time. simpler time. it was a better-

yeah. a different time. simpler time. it was a better time- time. it was a better time anyway.— time. it was a better time anyway. fceprc- time. it was a better time anyway. people are very upset aneur— anyway. people are very upset aneurlane— anyway. people are very upset aboutland there— anyway. people are very upset about and there was a couple about it and there was a couple of about it and there was a couple er cernprarnrc— about it and there was a couple of complaints made and one rere— of complaints made and one source told the— of complaints made and one source told the mirror officers ceuren-r— source told the mirror officers couldn't believe _ source told the mirror officers couldn't believe it. it was only mean— couldn't believe it. it was only mean ac— couldn't believe it. it was only meant as a laugh,— couldn't believe it. it was only meant as a laugh, not as an incur.— meant as a laugh, not as an fncurr.—new.i insult, but as we know now, unreac— insult, but as we know now, nicholas, nobody has a sense of nurneur— nicholas, nobody has a sense of humour anymore. _ nicholas, nobody has a sense of humour anymore. so everyone cneure— humour anymore. so everyone secure—ane- humour anymore. so everyone should _ and to i humour anymore. so everyone should—and to bej should just shut up and to be farr.— should just shut up and to be farr-fac— should just shut up and to be farr-fr-c ner- should just shut up and to be fair,-it's not the- fair, cressida, it's not the wcrcr— fair, cressida, it's not the wercr unne— fair, cressida, it's not the worst thing happening in the peace— worst thing happening in the peucclrnc— worst thing happening in the police the moment. police at the moment. i mean, you— police at the moment. i mean, you-ne— police at the moment. i mean, you-tne-er- you know, all the kind of rapists and stuff, you know, this turnip thing? no, this the turnip thing? no, you're absolutely g“r7 no, you're absolutely right. . this the turnip thing? no, you're absolutely right. it just you're absolutely right. itjust sunse— you're absolutely right. itjust saunas-narr- you're absolutely right. it just sounds naff person in sounds like the naff person in the it? the kind the office, doesn't it? the kind of wacky uncle with the jokes . i of wacky uncle with the jokes. i feel sorry the person making feel sorry for the person making these good these jokes. they're not good jokes. good joke. jokes. no, it's not a good joke. it's head. mushroom it's mushroom head. mushroom head. it's mushroom head. mushroom ncae. wean.— it's mushroom head. mushroom head. yeah. it's— it's mushroom head. mushroom head. yeah. it's a— it's mushroom head. mushroom head. yeah. it's a very- mushroom head. yeah. it's a very low rcwcr— head. yeah. it's a very low level microaggression. but if the level microaggression. but if we perrcc— level microaggression. but if the police aren't— level microaggression. but if the police aren't even allowed level microaggression. but if the level aren't even allowed level microaggression. but if the level of �*en't even allowed level microaggression. but if the level of banter,en allowed level microaggression. but if the level of banter, i allowed level microaggression. but if the level of banter, i worry ed this level of banter, i worry aneur— this level of banter, i worry about-they're- this level of banter, i worry about they're going to about how they're going to let off about how they're going to let err-nur— about how they're going to let err-nur-rcr-cl off steam. but anyway, let's rnewclane— off steam. but anyway, let's move.and.the- off steam. but anyway, let's move and the sun now with move on and do the sun now with the move on and do the sun now with rnc-cenprncc- move on and do the sun now with the-combines every- the story that combines every rear— the story that combines everyj rear—fnce the story that combines every- rcar—fnre fear mongering buzzword into one frnprcccwc— fear mongering buzzword into one impressive-cressida- impressive headline, cressida few— impressive headline, cressida how mankind— impressive headline, cressida how mankind could face apocalyptic— how mankind could face apocalyptic bio wars by 2050 wran— apocalyptic bio wars by 2050 war ecnc— apocalyptic bio wars by 2050 with gene editing super soldiers and rnanrnace— with gene editing super soldiers and manmade killer virus . with gene editing super soldiers and manmade killer virus. . and manmade killer virus. it's all and manmade killer virus. it's arr fn— and manmade killer virus. it's arr fn rnere. — and manmade killer virus. it's all in there. it's— and manmade killer virus. it's all in there. it's all— and manmade killer virus. it's all in there. it's all there . all in there. it's all there. oh, i think i've just told you

the whole story there. so experts have told the sun that this basically in the next few decades , i think they might they decades, i think they might they being the sun are telling us that people are going to be able to create mega scary to create super mega scary soldiers with superhuman strength . and we should all be strength. and we should all be very worried about it. augmented soldiers. you know what i really urc— soldiers. you know what i really use aneur— soldiers. you know what i really like about this— soldiers. you know what i really like about this is— soldiers. you know what i really like about this is that- : rt”; you know what i really like about this is that you just reek— like about this is that you just reek ar— like about this is that you just reek ar fr— like about this is that you just look at it and— like about this is that you just look at it and then the subheading— look at it and then the subheading is, are things like wecc-— subheading is, are things like worse-a nuclear- subheading is, are things like worse a nuclear bomb? it's worse than a nuclear bomb? it's all worse than a nuclear bomb? it's arr-pecrrwc— worse than a nuclear bomb? it's all-positive and— worse than a nuclear bomb? it's all positive and uplifting, all very positive and uplifting, you all very positive and uplifting, yeu knew?— all very positive and uplifting, yeu knewc feu— all very positive and uplifting, you know? you know , one of the you know? you know, one of the unnec— you know? you know, one of the rnrnec r-wc— you know? you know, one of the things i've realised— you know? you know, one of the things i've realised is that the were— things i've realised is that the world-absolutely- things i've realised is that the world absolutely going down world is absolutely going down the world is absolutely going down we rerrcr— world is absolutely going down the toilet and— world is absolutely going down the toilet and i'm— world is absolutely going down the toilet and i'm already quite pran— the toilet and i'm already quite ekae anar— the toilet and i'm already quite glad rnar frn— the toilet and i'm already quite glad that i'm going to be 41 and not glad that i'm going to be 41 and ner pernp— glad that i'm going to be 41 and ner going re— glad that i'm going to be 41 and ner going re pc— glad that i'm going to be 41 and not going to be around to see in — not going to be around to see in -r— not going to be around to see in -r mean— not going to be around to see. it. _i mean,-the it. yeah, i mean, they say the ability engineer very ability to engineer a very contagious a very contagious virus with a very virulent virus not virulent virus is not only worrying, but possible. yeah, virulent virus is not only wornitig, but possible. yeah, virulent virus is not only wornit happened. iible. yeah, virulent virus is not only wornit happened. iible. tbut, virulent virus is not only worn i happened.;ible. tbut, virulent virus is not only worn i loveiened.;ible. tbut, virulent virus is not only worn i love thisiiible. tbut, virulent virus is not only worn i love this idea.e. tbut, virulent virus is not only worn i love this idea. ilbut, virulent virus is not only worn i love this idea. i mean, also, i love this idea. i mean, putin is the one saying it could be dangerous than nuclear be more dangerous than nuclear war, he means a war, but he means it as a positive could like this positive that he could like this could him could be useful for him is, i think he means. i mean, think what he means. i mean, people everyone's_ think what he means. i mean, people everyone's-it.. think what he means. i mean,| people everyone's-it. it's people everyone's doing it. it's iucr— people everyone's doing it. it's iucr-cwcryenc- people everyone's doing it. it's just-everyone puts. just it's like if everyone puts on just it's like if everyone putsi en—chr-ucr on six inch heels, we all just get—

on six inch heels, we all just per-aneunr- on six inch heels, we all just get amount taller. get the same amount taller. kcan. — get the same amount taller. kcan. .yeu-re- get the same amount taller. yeah. .you're saying. get the same amount taller. yeah. “g yeah. oh, you're saying it's kind of arms race and kind of an arms race and it can't everyone. everyone's can't work. everyone. everyone's a soldier. a super mutant soldier. potentially be yeah, yeah, yeah. i see that problem . it says. it i see that problem. it says. it says, like militaries have a long history of using powerful drugs to temporarily turn their troops elite killing troops into elite killing machines. you go, they ? and machines. you go, do they? and then cites took then it's and it cites took methamphetamine or crystal meth . i mean on meth. methamphetamine or crystal meth . i mean on meth . yeah. anyway, . i mean on meth. yeah. anyway, we've got to end the show on that bombshell. on meth. that's all we have time for. but let's have a look at the front pages. one time. so the daily mail one more time. so the daily mail has tory anger as starmer stands by every word of rac ads, the times goes with labour will blame pm for crashing economy. the telegraph scrapped services to cope with strikes. the guardian uk is not close to being a racially just society finds two year study. we're not sure . daily express millions sure. daily express millions de—man keep our banks open and the daily star boss warn et is a prawn . that's all for tonight. prawn. that's all for tonight. thanks to cresta and frances. make sure you tune in tomorrow at p.m. make sure you tune in tomorrow at pm. if you're watching it

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rishi sunak calls for a return to power sharing in northern ireland as he marks 25 years since the good friday agreement. good morning. it's 6:00 on facrcr— good morning. it's 6:00 on easter monday,— good morning. it's 6:00 on easter monday, the 10th of apn— easter monday, the 10th of april frnc— easter monday, the 10th of april. this is— easter monday, the 10th of april. this is breakfast on gb wcwc— april. this is breakfast on gb wcwc wran— april. this is breakfast on gb news with stephen dixon and fruc— news with stephen dixon and ellie costello. _ news with stephen dixon and ellie costello. rt ”rt ellie costello. here's what's leading the news for you this morning. and the prime minister has pledged better for has pledged a better future for northern ireland as he commemorated 25 years since the signing of good friday signing of the good friday agreement. comes ahead of a