headunes. headlines . and our latest news headlines. and our top-tonight,— latest news headlines. and our top-tonight, the- latest news headlines. and our top tonight, the white top story tonight, the white house— top story tonight, the white house-that— top story tonight, the white house -that the - top story tonight, the white- house -that the . president house says that the us president is-much— house says that the us president is-much looking— house says that the us president is much looking forward to is very much looking forward to visiting— is very much looking forward to visiting northern— is very much looking forward to visiting northern ireland despite— visiting northern ireland despite the— visiting northern ireland despite the recent violence . despite the recent violence. politicians— despite the recent violence. politicians across northern ireland— politicians across northern ireland condemned the attacks on pence— ireland condemned the attacks on police in— ireland condemned the attacks on police in londonderry today. missiles— police in londonderry today. missiles including petrol bombs, thrown— missiles including petrol bombs, were thrown at— missiles including petrol bombs, were thrown at a— missiles including petrol bombs, were thrown at a psni car during a dissident— were thrown at a psni car during a dissident republican march. it follows— a dissident republican march. it follows warnings— a dissident republican march. it follows warnings of possible attacks— follows warnings of possible attacks on — follows warnings of possible attacks on officers today, raising— attacks on officers today, raising the — attacks on officers today, raising the terror threat in the region— raising the terror threat in the region ana— raising the terror threat in the region and the— raising the terror threat in the region and the violence comes ahead— region and the violence comes aaaaa af— region and the violence comes ahead of rishi _ region and the violence comes ahead of rishi sunak visit to belfast— ahead of rishi sunak visit to belfast tomorrow when he'll be hosting— belfast tomorrow when he'll be hosting joe— belfast tomorrow when he'll be hosting joe biden_ belfast tomorrow when he'll be hosting joe biden to mark the 25m— hosting joe biden to mark the 25th anniversary— hosting joe biden to mark the 25th anniversary of the good friday— 25th anniversary of the good friday agreement. now in the annea— friday agreement. now in the united states,— friday agreement. now in the united states, the man who shot four— united states, the man who shot four colleagues— united states, the man who shot four colleagues dead in the state— four colleagues dead in the state at— four colleagues dead in the state of kentucky has been ttsattttst— state of kentucky has been identified as— state of kentucky has been identified as 23— state of kentucky has been identified as 23 year old conor sturgeon— identified as 23 year old conor sturgeon .— identified as 23 year old conor sturgeon . nine— identified as 23 year old conor sturgeon . nine other people, sturgeon. nine other people, tastattaa— sturgeon. nine other people, tastattaa a— sturgeon. nine other people, including a police officer, were waaatst— including a police officer, were waaatst ta— including a police officer, were wounded in the— including a police officer, were wounded in the attack , which wounded in the attack, which tast— wounded in the attack, which took place— wounded in the attack, which took state at— wounded in the attack, which took place at a— wounded in the attack, which took place at a bank in louisville— took place at a bank in louisville ._ took place at a bank in louisville . police say the louisville. police say the gunman— louisville. police say the gunman joined the bank as a full ttns— gunman joined the bank as a full ttns employee— gunman joined the bank as a full time employee last— gunman joined the bank as a full time employee last year. gunman joined the bank as a full time employee last year . the fbi time employee last year. the fbi iatnst— time employee last year. the fbi iatnst tasat— time employee last year. the fbi joined local law— time employee last year. the fbi joined local law enforcement atttssts— joined local law enforcement officers and— joined local law enforcement officers and later confirmed the gunman—

officers and later confirmed the gunman nat— officers and later confirmed the gunman had been— officers and later confirmed the gunman had been shot dead at the . a— gunman had been shot dead at the scene . a father— gunman had been shot dead at the scene . a father whose wife and scene. a father whose wife and twa— scene. a father whose wife and two taaantsts— scene. a father whose wife and two daughters were killed in a west— two daughters were killed in a west tant— two daughters were killed in a west bank attack— two daughters were killed in a west bank attack has mourned tnat— west bank attack has mourned tnat nts— west bank attack has mourned that his family— west bank attack has mourned that his family of— west bank attack has mourned that his family of seven has now teen— that his family of seven has now been nausea— that his family of seven has now been reduced to— that his family of seven has now been reduced to four erg to nnttsn— been reduced to four erg to british israeli— been reduced to four erg to british israeli sisters maya and ttna— british israeli sisters maya and tttna nna— british israeli sisters maya and rina, who were— british israeli sisters maya and rina, who were 20 and 15 years old,— rina, who were 20 and 15 years at, was— rina, who were 20 and 15 years old, were killed— rina, who were 20 and 15 years old, were killed when their car tatastst— old, were killed when their car was targeted by— old, were killed when their car was targeted by a— old, were killed when their car was targeted by a suspected palestinian _ was targeted by a suspected palestinian gunman on friday. tnat— palestinian gunman on friday. their mother,— palestinian gunman on friday. their mother, lucy, who was ttavstttna— their mother, lucy, who was travelling with _ their mother, lucy, who was travelling with her daughters, was airlifted— travelling with her daughters, was airlifted to— travelling with her daughters, was airlifted to hospital but ttst— was airlifted to hospital but ttst tnn — was airlifted to hospital but died from her— was airlifted to hospital but died from her injuries. was airlifted to hospital but died from her injuries . earlier died from her injuries. earlier on died from her injuries. earlier an today,— died from her injuries. earlier on today, israeli— died from her injuries. earlier on today, israeli forces are stit— on today, israeli forces are stttt tntna— on today, israeli forces are stttt tntna ta— on today, israeli forces are still trying to track down the gunman — still trying to track down the gunman nan.— still trying to track down the gunman here. thousands of junior tastats— gunman here. thousands of junior tastats nit— gunman here. thousands of junior doctors will strike— gunman here. thousands of junior doctors will strike for the next tant— doctors will strike for the next taut tats— doctors will strike for the next taut tats tn— doctors will strike for the next four days in what's being tsssntst— four days in what's being described as— four days in what's being described as the most disruptive tntastnat— described as the most disruptive industrial action— described as the most disruptive industrial action in— described as the most disruptive industrial action in nhs history . manners— industrial action in nhs history . members at— industrial action in nhs history . members of the— industrial action in nhs history . members of the british medical assastattan— . members of the british medical association will— . members of the british medical association will walk out for 96 nann— association will walk out for 96 tons tnn — association will walk out for 96 hours from tomorrow. they're asttna— hours from tomorrow. they're asttne tat— hours from tomorrow. they're asttne tat a— hours from tomorrow. they're asking for a 35%_ hours from tomorrow. they're asking for a 35% pay rise to ten— asking for a 35% pay rise to netn resente— asking for a 35% pay rise to help resolve the— asking for a 35% pay rise to help resolve the recruitment and tetenttan— help resolve the recruitment and retention crisis— help resolve the recruitment and retention crisis ._ help resolve the recruitment and retention crisis . nhs england retention crisis. nhs england says— retention crisis. nhs england says emergency— retention crisis. nhs england says emergency care will be nnanttset— says emergency care will be prioritised during the strike, wanna—

prioritised during the strike, warning an— prioritised during the strike, warning an to— prioritised during the strike, warning up to 350,000 appointments could be cancelled . ant— appointments could be cancelled . ant ant— appointments could be cancelled . and and heavy— appointments could be cancelled . and and heavy rain with gales of . and and heavy rain with gales at an— . and and heavy rain with gales at an to— . and and heavy rain with gales at an to eo— . and and heavy rain with gales of up to 60 miles— . and and heavy rain with gales of up to 60 miles an hour is tateeast— of up to 60 miles an hour is forecast over— of up to 60 miles an hour is forecast over the— of up to 60 miles an hour is forecast over the next two days. waving— forecast over the next two days. waving 900dbye_ forecast over the next two days. waving goodbye to all that taster— waving goodbye to all that easter sunshine in a yellow neatnet— easter sunshine in a yellow weather warning for wind eavenne— weather warning for wind covering the— weather warning for wind covering the west coast and tannetn— covering the west coast and northern ireland is in place for 12 northern ireland is in place for tz nears— northern ireland is in place for 12 hours from _ northern ireland is in place for 12 hours from 3:00 tomorrow attetnaan— 12 hours from 3:00 tomorrow attetnaan .— 12 hours from 3:00 tomorrow afternoon . an— 12 hours from 3:00 tomorrow afternoon . an identical met afternoon. an identical met atttee— afternoon. an identical met office warnings— afternoon. an identical met office warnings in place for seatn—nest— office warnings in place for south—west england and south wates— south—west england and south wates en— south—west england and south wales on wednesday. and the tnvtnnnent— wales on wednesday. and the environment agency, meanwhile, has environment agency, meanwhile, nas tssaet— environment agency, meanwhile, has issued several— environment agency, meanwhile, has issued several flood alerts across southern _ has issued several flood alerts across southern england where ttaattne— across southern england where ttaattna, tney— across southern england where flooding, they say, is possible . van-e— flooding, they say, is possible . taate an— flooding, they say, is possible .vaate an ta— flooding, they say, is possible . you're up to date on tv online .you're up to date on tv online aatt — .you're up to date on tv online aatt reatta— .you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio and— .you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio and on— .you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio and on the tune in app— dab+ radio and on the tune in an nttn— dab+ radio and on the tune in an at an— dab+ radio and on the tune in app with gb news. time now for teatttnets— app with gb news. time now for teatttnets .— headliners. : headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. hello and welcome to

headliners. i'm simon evans and i'm headliners. i'm simon evans and tn tatnet— headliners. i'm simon evans and i'm joined tonight— headliners. i'm simon evans and i'm joined tonight by— : i'm simon evans and i'm joined tonight by the hugely tatentet— i'm joined tonight by the hugely talented louis— i'm joined tonight by the hugely talented louis shaffer and nick titan— talented louis shaffer and nick atxan . — talented louis shaffer and nick atxan . east— talented louis shaffer and nick dixon . e: " g gs" dixon. good evening, gentlemen. how are you both .7 i am all how are you both.7 i am all right. i how are you both? i am all right. i wasn't— how are you both? i am all right. i wasn't doing- biz; , i am all right. i wasn't doing that well the right. iwasn't doing that well tne atnet— right. iwasn't doing that well the other night— right. i wasn't doing that well the other night and just tantant. — the other night and just tantant. .— the other night and just tonight. i just- the other night and just tonight. : tonight. i just need to know about it. oh, just tonight. i'm tast— about it. oh, just tonight. i'm just saying relative. i'm not doing that. i'm not doing that great. i'm a miserable list, but i'm doing better than i was doing night. well, you doing the other night. well, you can only compare— doing the other night. well, you can only compare -to. can only compare yourself to yaat— your previous best, can't you.7 tnat-s—ta- your previous best, can't you?i that's—to continue that's the only way to continue to that's the only way to continue ta-tne — that's the only way to continue to -the world. - that's the only way to continue to -the world. you,- to thrive in the world. you, ante—ta- to thrive in the world. you,- nick?_it. loving nick? no, i'm loving it. loving life. it. yeah, are life. smashing it. yeah, you are smashing you've smashing it, aren't you? you've been some details. been giving me some details. statistical that was statistical breakdowns. that was just let's just to freak you out. let's take quick tuesday's take a quick look at tuesday's front pages. we kick off with the daily mail. as always . and the daily mail. as always. and 19 terror suspect. it's among channel arrivals. the daily telegraph or just the telegraph . these days, biden will push to unite all stormont parties, including white bunnies. the guardian junior doctor strikes could run until the general election and the times also has

the nhs strike, which will cause a month of disruption , which a month of disruption, which doesn't preclude the possibility of further 18 months. the express don't get ill, doctors strike are going to hurt the star has doped me up. scotty that's about extra . well, not that's about extra. well, not extra terrestrial, but spacelab medical procedures. anyway, we might be covering that one if we have time. those are your front pages as . so before we get have time. those are your front pages as. so before we get on to the breaking bad in space, we start with the guardian and more junior doctor strikes. louis well , this is one of those well, this is one of those stories that that goes on and on and on. basically , the junior and on. basically, the junior taetats— and on. basically, the junior taetats ana— and on. basically, the junior doctors who i— and on. basically, the junior doctors who i don't- a�*t: basically, the junior doctors who i don't know ea: basically, the junior doctors who i don't know if neante— doctors who i don't know if neante eate— doctors who i don't know if people care that- doctors who i don't know if people care that they're not tneae— people care that they're not there because _ people care that they're not there because they're not the senior doctors— there because they're not the senior doctors mean why would anytaty— senior doctors mean why would anytaty te— senior doctors mean why would anytaty te nan— senior doctors mean why would anybody be how you respect senior doctors mean why would anngroupe how you respect senior doctors mean why would anngroupe ipeople you respect senior doctors mean why would anngroup e ipeople that u respect senior doctors mean why would anngroup e ipeople that careipect any group of people that care tnat— any group of people that care tnat want— any group of people that care tnat want ta— any group of people that care that want to be _ any group of people that care that want to be called junior or tantan—tan-t- junior, anything? you don't want to

junior, anything? you don't want ta-nttat. — junior, anything? you don't want ta-nttat. vaate— junior, anything? you don't want to pilot. you're playing to to be a pilot. you're playing to be to be a pilot. you're playing to te yaaa— to be a pilot. you're playing to te yaaa-ts— to be a pilot. you're playing to te yaat-ts yaaa— to be a pilot. you're playing to be your is your junior be your this is your junior nttat— be your this is your junior nttat .— be your this is your junior nttat . n0,— be your this is your junior nttat. ta, yaa— be your this is your junior pilot. no, you want your full on state— pilot. no, you want your full on ntate anyway.— pilot. no, you want your full on ntate anyway. aa— pilot. no, you want your full on pirate anyway. do you think maybe— pirate anyway. do you think maybe tt— pirate anyway. do you think maybe tt tney— pirate anyway. do you think maybe if they changed the names that maybe if they changed the names tnat naatt— maybe if they changed the names that would that— maybe if they changed the names that would that would maybe tnsteat— that would that would maybe tnsteat at— that would that would maybe instead of giving them the 35% pay nse— instead of giving them the 35% pay tney— instead of giving them the 35% pay rise, they weren't. jazza pay rise, they weren't. do you tttnt— pay rise, they weren't. do you tttnt tt— pay rise, they weren't. do you think if they just upgraded them to ? ithink think if they just upgraded them to ? i think it to regular doctors? i think it would to regular doctors? i think it naatt netn. — to regular doctors? i think it would help..would- g :f�* i think it would help. would help to regular doctors? i think it. would help..would helpllot. to regular doctors? i think it. vtthinkhelp..would helpllot. g :f�* i think it vtthink every would help lot. g :f�* i think it vtthink every timeild help lot. g :f�* i think it vtthink every time thatelp lot. g :f�* i think it vtthink every time that they'vet. g :f�* i think it vtth to every time that they'vet. g :f�* i think it vtth to saytry time that they'vet. g :f�* i think it vtth to saytry time tjuniorey'vet. got to say you're a junior taetaa—eatl got to say you're a junior doctor—got sit doctor and they've got to sit tneae— doctor and they've got to sit there-explain -it. doctor and they've got to sit- there-explain-it means there and explain what it means to there and explain what it means tala— there and explain what it means tala tanta— there and explain what it means to.a junior doctor.— there and explain what it means to a junior doctor. at least to be a junior doctor. at least to be a junior doctor. at least ta sae— to be a junior doctor. at least to some foreigner— to be a junior doctor. at least to some foreigner like me, i tan-t— to some foreigner like me, i tan-t-ta— to some foreigner like me, i don't-tolhate- to some foreigner like me, i don't to hate talk don't want to i hate to talk ataat— don't want to i hate to talki about—because about these people because tneyte— about these people because they've unbelievable about these people because they've - unbelievable me. about these people because tigetve-unbelievable me. about these people because tiget better unbelievable me. about these people because tiget better serviceievable me. about these people because tiget better service thanle me. about these people because tiget better service than anyonez. i get better service than anyone etse— i get better service than anyone etse an— i get better service than anyone etse an tne— i get better service than anyone else on the nhs— i get better service than anyone else on the nhs .— i get better service than anyone else on the nhs . i— i get better service than anyone else on the nhs . i am basically, else on the nhs. i am basically, an— else on the nhs. i am basically, an tasteatty— else on the nhs. i am basically, i'm basically made— else on the nhs. i am basically, i'm basically made part of the family— i'm basically made part of the family at— i'm basically made part of the family at king's— i'm basically made part of the family at king's college. you are family at king's college. you tneae— family at king's college. you tee a— family at king's college. you are there a lot.— family at king's college. you are there a lot. i— family at king's college. you are there a lot. i am there a tat.— are there a lot. i am there a tat. nat— are there a lot. i am there a tat. eat tne— are there a lot. i am there a lot. but the truth- are there a lot. i am there a lot. but the truth is , in israel lot. but the truth is, in israel tney— lot. but the truth is, in israel tney went— lot. but the truth is, in israel tney nent an— lot. but the truth is, in israel they went on, the _ lot. but the truth is, in israel they went on, the doctors went on they went on, the doctors went an state— they went on, the doctors went an stnte ant— they went on, the doctors went on strike and people lived . if on strike and people lived. if you— on strike and people lived. if you remember— on strike and people lived. if you remember correctly, during the you remember correctly, during tne covtta— you remember correctly, during tne covtta na— you remember correctly, during the covid, no one— you remember correctly, during the covid, no one could get an annatntnent— the covid, no one could get an appointment for— the covid, no one could get an appointment for like two years. ant— appointment for like two years. ant-att— appointment for like two years. ant-tit tnat— appointment for like two years. and did that many people and did did that many people ttee — and did did that many people ttee sa— and did did that many people ttee sa .— and did did that many people die? 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you know, healthy diet is the thing i it is it is so we're focussed , we're so focussed on focussed, we're so focussed on the treatment afterwards rather than taking care of people. what do think, nick 35% does seem do you think, nick 35% does seem a optimistic . do you think, nick 35% does seem a optimistic. that's mad, a bit optimistic. that's mad, isn't it? just go and ask for isn't it? just go in and ask for tnat—saat- isn't it? just go in and ask for tnat—saat at- that. i mean, it's sort of tanntan— that. i mean, it's sort of. trumpian_it? that. i mean, it's sort of- trumpian_it? like that. i mean, it's sort of- truiof ian_it? like that. i mean, it's sort of- truiof the—it? like that. i mean, it's sort of- truiof the deal?-it? like that. i mean, it's sort of- truiof the deal? that's ? like that. i mean, it's sort of truiof the deal? that's my_ike art of the deal? that's my ridiculous deal ridiculous first offer. a deal with yeah, because i heard with it. yeah, because i heard that a 1% pay rise across the nhs billion. so nhs would cost 1 billion. so imagine a 35% nhs would cost1 billion. so imagine a 35% bankrupt- \a : f cc tit“ so imagine a 35% bankrupt the entre— imagine a 35% bankrupt the entire country. _ imagine a 35% bankrupt the entire country. c : entire country. it does seem to me junior doctors me that the junior doctors i mean, it's been a long standing proposition , isn't it, that they proposition, isn't it, that they are particularly underpaid are a particularly underpaid paid that of course paid cohort and that of course you need encourage people in you need to encourage people in at level hopefully at that level and then hopefully they momentum and they get a bit of momentum and they get a bit of momentum and they on. i do they just carry on. i do sympathise always sympathise and you always feel that guilt of like that sort of weird guilt of like you attack the you can't really attack the doctors then doctors too much because then you're there the next day and they saw on they say, i saw you on headliners, know, and you're headliners, you know, and you're a you know, mean, a bit worried, you know, i mean, i. louis mean, i do agree. i. louis i mean, i do agree. i genuinely have the few genuinely i have in the last few weeks getting into weeks found myself getting into a little bit of a whirlpool you can you're not careful you can if you're not careful you get you have you're fine and then goes and

then one thing goes wrong and you medication and you get some medication in and then else goes wrong then something else goes wrong and a of medication. and you get a bit of medication. and combined create and those two combined to create a and before, you a third thing. and before, you know the creep was know it, it's like the creep was growing ankles. it's growing around your ankles. it's best involved. yeah, best not to get involved. yeah, well, it's best to for best- well, it's best to for best neante— well, it's best to for best people watching well, it's best to for best- people-watching out people who are watching out tteae— people who are watching out mete-nan- people who are watching out there.-how great- people who are watching out there. how great i look, there. look at how great i look, atate— there. look at how great i look, ataye .— there. look at how great i look, ataye a tent— there. look at how great i look, okay? i didn't always look this aaat. —ne.- okay? i didn't always look this. aaat. —nne|was good. you can google me. i was ttsaasttnaty— good. you can google me. i was disgustingly unattractive. /tia. disgustingly unattractive. you can-t.— disgustingly unattractive. you can-it.-images- disgustingly unattractive. youj can-it.-images are can google it. the images are disgusting. this can google it. the images are disgusting . this is the after disgusting. this is the after anata— disgusting. this is the after anata yaate— a: g “g this is the after photo you're looking at. guys ant—t— photo you're looking at. guys ant—tt tast- photo you're looking at. guys ant—tt tast ty- and you just do it just by eattna— and you just do it just by eattna-ant- and you just do it just by eating and basically eating meat and basically by eattna—eattl eating meat and basically by. eating—carb diet. eating meat. a low carb diet. i didn't invent the thing, didn't invent the whole thing, but we need to do but that's what we need to do anyway is, i just anyway. the point is, can i just say these doctors, by say this? these doctors, by whipping people into a frenzy over covid basically caused the inflation that is possibly true. thatis inflation that is possibly true. that is there is an element of taatn— that is there is an element of taatn ta— that is there is an element of truth to that. _ that is there is an element of truth to that. i'm— that is there is an element of truth to that. i'm going to say tne— truth to that. i'm going to say tne nntnntna— truth to that. i'm going to say the whipping, not— truth to that. i'm going to say the whipping, not all of them, but the whipping, not all of them, tat-nas— the whipping, not all of them, tat-was an— the whipping, not all of them, but was an element but there was an element of taatn— but there was an element of taatn -tean- but there was an element of truth -yeah,-nhs| truth to this. yeah, the nhs ttnt— truth to this. yeah, the nhs ttntltnat— truth to this. yeah, the nhs- kind .that - applauding kind of that we were applauding tnen. — kind of that we were applauding them. everything's them. meanwhile, everything's going— them. meanwhile, everything's going l going to be coming more anyway. the going to be coming more anyway. tne—wnat— going to be coming more anyway. the _what they've- going to be coming more anyway. the what they've got the times, nick what they've got atvtaastt— the times, nick what they've got obviously-main- the times, nick what they've got obviously main front obviously the same main front page— obviously the same main front page - _ obviously the same main front page . tea— obviously the same main front page . yes, they've- obviously the same main front page. /ti~ea gtia obviously the same main front page . /ti;~ea gait obviously the same main front page. /ti~ea gt. \a page. yes, they've got the nhs strike of course they've got a picture with picture of joe biden with a bunny for some reason. then

they've got met chief- i»..““a .. then they've got met chief boosted i».“y .. then they've got met chief boosted in tatt— they've got met chief boosted in cat tat— they've got met chief boosted in cat tat new— they've got met chief boosted in call for new powers. ' “a: call for new powers. and this is ataat— call for new powers. and this is about smart and what he about smart rowley and what he wants give senior wants to do is give senior officers senior officers talking about senior and the to sack and junior the power to sack police people, which is what they do . and it was they used to do. and it was a simpler system, simpler time . simpler system, simpler time. simon they people were simon they said people were nantet. — simon they said people were worried. .was_ simon they said people were worried. . e“a: worried. it was secretive and potentially self—serving. of course police. course it was. it's the police. but problem they but what the problem is, they brought these brought in these these legal experts much more experts and they're much more sort feely. and they sort of touchy feely. and they didn't people . so didn't sack enough people. so that big problem. and so didn't sack enough people. so that they big problem. and so didn't sack enough people. so that they want problem. and so didn't sack enough people. so that they want t0)blem. and so didn't sack enough people. so that they want to goem. and so didn't sack enough people. so that they want to go back nd so didn't sack enough people. so that they want to go back to so didn't sack enough people. so that they want to go back to how now they want to go back to how they used to do it and just get rid eggs. and rid of the bad eggs. and although strange although they're quite strange fact back fact here that they get back into eggs with the into the eggs there with the easter it's easter bunny. yes. and it's quite strange that they found that officers nearly that white officers were nearly twice be sacked. twice as likely to be sacked. i don't to make that. don't know what to make of that. i with this until i was on board with this until it i'm not i was on board with this until it what i'm not i was on board with this until it what to i'm not i was on board with this until it what to say, i'm not i was on board with this until it what to say, but i'm not i was on board with this until it what to say, but yeah,not i was on board with this until it what to say, but yeah, and sure what to say, but yeah, and it's, you know, one of it's, you know, it's one of these tough and sort out the these get tough and sort out the policing can't be policing. i mean, it can't be worse been happening worse than what's been happening really with all the people that have the have been slipping through the net as well. it does sound a ttttte— net as well. it does sound a ttttte tatt— net as well. it does sound a little bit like _ net as well. it does sound a little bit like what- net as well. it does sound a little bit like what a- it does sound a little bit like what a lot of neante—ataatl people would say about nasnttats— people would say about- hospitals,_they people would say about- nasntta s—tnet people would say about- hospito s,ia-they people would say about- hospito s,|a lot-they people would say about hospito s, a lot better they people would say about hospito s, a lot better when people would say about hospi was a lot better when people would say about hospi was aa lot better when people would say about hospi was a lott better when people would say about

hospi was a lott bettadiscipline there was a lot more discipline on there was a lot more discipline an tne— there was a lot more discipline an tne watts— there was a lot more discipline on the wards than— there was a lot more discipline on the wards than matron was teaaet— on the wards than matron was feared-there- on the wards than matron was feared -there was- on the wards than matron was feared there was more feared and that there was more tnnettate— immediate sanctions could be beaten— immediate sanctions could be brought—senior- brought to bear by senior staff. teat.— brought to bear by senior staff. teatlean— brought to bear by senior staff. teatlean-nay— brought to bear by senior staff. yeah,.can-may not- brought to bear by senior staff. yeah,.can-may not be. yeah, it can be. it may not be worse, but it can be worse. is you group of you have a different group of people of a high people who are more of a high level type batus and let's we have to be honest, the police do a tremendous job. we need the police. but the kind of person that goes into the police can often, not saying all often, often i'm not saying all the a bit dodgy and the the time be a bit dodgy and the higher level they are the dodgier they can be. and so you're going to let the most dodgy people be in charge. you're talking about the anettean— you're talking about the american police force. our nause— american police force. our police completely different police are completely different sart— police are completely different sort-proposition— police are completely different sort proposition from sort of proposition from that. we-tne— sort of proposition from that. te-tne natty- sort of proposition from that. we the daily telegraph, we have the daily telegraph, tents— we have the daily telegraph, tents tnts— we have the daily telegraph, lewis this is— we have the daily telegraph, lewis this is my— we have the daily telegraph, lewis this is my newspaper. same atten— lewis this is my newspaper. same ntten ant— lewis this is my newspaper. same biden and bunny— lewis this is my newspaper. same biden and bunny story on the tant— biden and bunny story on the taant anten— biden and bunny story on the front which which incidentally i tntnt— front which which incidentally i tntnt ne— front which which incidentally i tntnt we ts— front which which incidentally i think we is we're— front which which incidentally i think we is we're going to be tatna— think we is we're going to be tatne tater— think we is we're going to be doing later aren't we his tntenttan— doing later aren't we his intention to— doing later aren't we his intention to run but yeah well tnts— intention to run but yeah well tnts ts— intention to run but yeah well tnts ts ataat— intention to run but yeah well this is about him— intention to run but yeah well this is about him what he's tatna— this is about him what he's doing anten— this is about him what he's doing which is— this is about him what he's doing which is tomorrow he's eantne— doing which is tomorrow he's eantna tnta— doing which is tomorrow he's coming into into— doing which is tomorrow he's coming into into the northern tetant— coming into into the northern tetant tat— coming into into the northern ireland for the— coming into into the northern ireland for the 25th anniversary of ireland for the 25th anniversary at .— ireland for the 25th anniversary at . eaess— ireland for the 25th anniversary at t aaess tne— ireland for the 25th anniversary of i guess the breakout of peace

by, by— of i guess the breakout of peace at. by nts— of i guess the breakout of peace at. by nts ty— of i guess the breakout of peace at. by nts by nts— of i guess the breakout of peace by, by his by his predecessor, nit— by, by his by his predecessor, bill clihtoh. _ by, by his by his predecessor, bill clihtoh. and— by, by his by his predecessor, bill clinton. ' “a: bill clinton. and he's he's bringing together he's bringing together the, you know, all the northern irish parties back like they will like like what they did back in the day. they all had a good you know. yeah hand around and he's not going to be coming to the queen to see to see king charles. but he's willing to come to ireland. it's interesting that there was i know some people on this channel have created bit of fuss have created a bit of a fuss about apparently it's about it, but apparently it's hardly case. i hardly ever been the case. i don't know ever been hardly ever been the case. i. don't know-ever been the don't know if it's ever been the tnat— don't know if it's ever been the tnat a— don't know if it's ever been the case that a sitting— don't know if it's ever been the case that a sitting american naesttent— case that a sitting american president attends coronation. president attends a coronation. watt.— president attends a coronation. | watt—ant well, the last one was 1952, and he and eisenhower did not go to queen elizabeth's one. so it's not like it's not like it's a real snub . but but excuse me. real snub. but but excuse me. it doesn't happen all the time. but we do know for a fact, don't we? i mean, there's no secret ataat— we? i mean, there's no secret ataat t.— we? i mean, there's no secret ataat tt. tat.— we? i mean, there's no secret about it, nick, that- , i mean, there's no secret about it, nick, that biden is neat— about it, nick, that biden is heavily invested emotionally in the heavily invested emotionally in tne tn— heavily invested emotionally in tne tn tne— heavily invested emotionally in the in the question . well, the in the irish question. well, teat.— the in the irish question. well, yean mant— the in the irish question. well, yean many. many— the in the irish question. well, yeah, many, many americans think tneyte— yeah, many, many americans think tneyte tnsn. — yeah, many, many americans think they're irish. we— yeah, many, many americans think they're irish. we know— yeah, many, many americans think they're irish. we know this. but yeah , this idea biden is yeah, this idea that biden is going and solve

going to come over and solve know that have know irish problems that have been over generations. been entrapped over generations. i mean, the guy can't walk upstairs. so i'm a little bit eynteat— upstairs. so i'm a little bit cynical. obviously,- .. so i'm a little bit cynical. obviously, it's syntatte— cynical. obviously, it's- symbolic. - president symbolic. the us president comes aven-nnen— symbolic. the us president comes over,-when-this_ symbolic. the us president comes over, .when .this 80 - symbolic. the us president comes over, when this 80 year over, but when it's this 80 year att— over, but when it's this 80 year att-sats— over, but when it's this 80 year ate-says ne-s— over, but when it's this 80 year old says he's going push old guy says he's going to push to old guy says he's going to push ta antte— old guy says he's going to push to unite .stormont- to unite all stormont parties, i sat—ne— to unite all stormont parties, i saat—ne san- to unite all stormont parties, i saat—ne nel to unite all stormont parties, ii sort—he can he can sort of wonder if he can he can probably— sort of wonder if he can he can ntatatty-nasn- sort of wonder if he can he can. probably-push-bowel probably barely push out a bowel movement.-ageist. - movement. he's that ageist. is tnat— movement. he's that ageist. is tnat aaetste— movement. he's that ageist. is that ageist? yes,— movement. he's that ageist. is that ageist? yes, is. �*"ti;ti;. movement. he's that ageist. is that 7 yes, is. �*"a:i;ti;. movement. he's that ageist. is that but, �*"ti;ti;. movement. he's that ageist. is that but, youti;ai;. movement. he's that ageist. is that but, you know, bad about that. but, you know, i nts— bad about that. but, you know, i assume his presence— :»aea: but, you know, i assume his presence there lends assume his presence there lends a—tnet— a legitimacy to their involvement in the talks. i sannase— involvement in the talks. i suppose that's— involvement in the talks. i suppose that's if you meet all five— suppose that's if you meet all ttve at— suppose that's if you meet all ttve at ten.— suppose that's if you meet all five of them, you— suppose that's if you meet all five of them, you kind of go, yaate— five of them, you kind of go, yaate att— five of them, you kind of go, you're all important, you're arr.— you're all important, you're att—na- you're all important, you're att—na natty- you're all important, you'rej all,-no party left all, you know, no party left tentnt. — all, you know, no party left behind. it's— all, you know, no party left behind. it's that- all, you know, no party left behind. it's that if- all, you know, no party left behind. �*" behind. it's that if he was a more authoritative president. but does really biden, but does it really with biden, i guess is still the guess maybe he is still the president. yeah, the president. yeah, he's the pendent.— president. yeah, he's the. president._mean, president. yeah, he's the- president._mean, can president. he means i mean, can i president. he means i mean, can . san— president. he means i mean, can . .— president. he means i mean, can . . natnt— president. he means i mean, can i can i point something out? very— i can i point something out?i ten—nat very interesting that i did not tnat— very interesting that i did not tnan-tes— very interesting that i did not know -yes there's- very interesting that i did not know yes there's huge know that. yes there's a huge nanneat— know that. yes there's a huge nantetlneante— know that. yes there's a huge number-people in- know that. yes there's a huge number people in america who number of people in america who stan— number of people in america who etatnlnave— number of people in america who claim-have irish— number of people in america who claim have irish roots. okay claim to have irish roots. okay seen— claim to have irish roots. okay eaeen tn— claim to have irish roots. okay green in ireland.— claim to have irish roots. okay green in ireland. but the truth is green in ireland. but the truth ts tnat— green in ireland. but the truth ts tnat eon— green in ireland. but the truth is that 60% of— green in ireland. but the truth is that 60% of those people come tran— is that 60% of those people come tan taatnean— is that 60% of those people come from northern ireland and have taatestant— from northern ireland and have protestant background . right. protestant background. right. okay-_ protestant background. right. otay. sa— protestant background. right. 0kay- 50 pewte— protestant background. right. okay. so people always think i tnette— okay. so people always think i tneyte att— okay. so people always think i they're all all— okay. so people always think i they're all all the— okay. so people always think i

they're all all the irish americans— they're all all the irish americans are all catholics. but tneae— americans are all catholics. but tneae ts— americans are all catholics. but tneae ts an— americans are all catholics. but there is an interesting thing ataat— there is an interesting thing ataat tne— there is an interesting thing about the american psychology, tsn-t— about the american psychology, tsn-t tt— about the american psychology, tsn-t n, ts— about the american psychology, isn't it, is that— about the american psychology, isn't it, is that they like to sannaat— isn't it, is that they like to support underdogs like that. they— support underdogs like that. they ate— support underdogs like that. they ttte ta— support underdogs like that. they like to think— support underdogs like that. they like to think that- support underdogs like that. they like to think that they're there for the rebels against the english. there for the rebels against the engush. in there for the rebels against the english. in fact, of english. whereas in fact, of course, own course, in terms of their own ongoing battles at the present time, america is number one, you know, more military might than the of the world combined know, more military might than the so of the world combined know, more military might than the so on. the world combined know, more military might than the so on. it's world combined know, more military might than the so on. it's a orld combined know, more military might than the so on. it's a verycombined know, more military might than the so on. it's a very oddlyned and so on. it's a very oddly they've got goes back to they've got it goes back to 1776. it's still in the the 1776. it's still in the in the ttaat. — 1776. it's still in the in the ttaat. teat— 1776. it's still in the in the blood. yeah _ 1776. it's still in the in the blood. yeah >_ 1776. it's still in the in the blood. yeah > the- it it's still in the in the blood. yeah t 1 . ii blood. yeah > the spirit of 76. remember him. he was a cartoon wasn't he. anyway . do you wasn't he. anyway. do you remember him. the spirit of 76. he was a both we're both. he was young ghost possibly. he was a ghost called the spirit. i never understood it. i never was that nee— understood it. i never was that neae tn— understood it. i never was that neae tn tnts— understood it. i never was that here in this country. _ understood it. i never was that here in this country. it- .. :: . i never was that here in this country. it was a hanna—barbera_ here in this country. it was a hanna—barbera- . here in this country. it was a hanna—barbera \ati» here in this country. it was a- hanna—barbera- no one hanna—barbera cartoon. no one etse— hanna—barbera cartoon. no one etse tas— hanna—barbera cartoon. no one else has heard— hanna—barbera cartoon. no one else has heard louis, else has heard of this. louis, don't worry. please tweet people and let me know. i'm making don't worry. please tweet people arup et me know. i'm making don't worry. please tweet people arup dailyt know. i'm making don't worry. please tweet people arup daily star. ill. i'm making don't worry. please tweet people arup daily star. finally, making don't worry. please tweet people arup daily star. finally, to �*naking it up daily star. finally, to round front pages, nasa's round up our front pages, nasa's bringing a new meaning to the phrase spaced out . nick. yeah. phrase spaced out. nick. yeah. dope me up, scotty . so meds will dope me up, scotty. so meds will save dope me up, scotty. so meds will ates— dope me up, scotty. so meds will ttves at— dope me up, scotty. so meds will save lives of astronauts- dope me up, scotty. so meds will save lives of astronauts on- save lives of astronauts on years— save lives of astronauts on teats-ta- save lives of astronauts on teats-ta tne- save lives of astronauts oni years-to the stars save lives of astronauts on. years-to the stars . years long trips to the stars. ant— years long trips to the stars. ant anat— years long trips to the stars.

and what this— years long trips to the stars. and what this they'll be and what this is, they'll be atte— and what this is, they'll be aate-tnet- and what this is, they'll be able -their own . and what this is, they'll be. able -their own drugs. able to make their own drugs. ant— able to make their own drugs. ant-stat— able to make their own drugs. ant-stat ts- able to make their own drugs. and star is calling it and the daily star is calling it in and the daily star is calling it tn breaking— and the daily star is calling it in breaking bad— and the daily star is calling it in breaking bad labs. it in breaking bad style labs. it may— in breaking bad style labs. it nay-exactn- in breaking bad style labs. it may-exactly like- in breaking bad style labs. it- may-exactly like-may may not be exactly like they may not may not be exactly like they may nat te— may not be exactly like they may not be messed— may not be exactly like they may not be messed up— may not be exactly like they may not be messed up when you're out in not be messed up when you're out tn-snaeesntn—tai in the spaceship, but this is to san— in the spaceship, but this is to saatlnaateet— in the spaceship, but this is to sort protect against key sort of protect against key snaee— sort of protect against key space travel— sort of protect against key space travel hazards, which tnetate — space travel hazards, which- tnetate —tane include radiation sickness, bone tanaee— include radiation sickness, bone tanaee-stanes- include radiation sickness, bone damage, stones and also damage, kidney stones and also naatttna— damage, kidney stones and also naatttne ta— damage, kidney stones and also nanttna ta tne— damage, kidney stones and also hurtling to the earth in a ttaztne— hurtling to the earth in a blazing fireball. they're going hurtling to the earth in a bl.sort] fireball. they're going hurtling to the earth in a bl.sort of reball. they're going hurtling to the earth in a bl.sort of they're they're going hurtling to the earth in a bl.sort of they're goingt going hurtling to the earth in a bl.sort of they're going to )ing hurtling to the earth in a bl.sort of they're going to be] to sort of they're going to be nattna— to sort of they're going to be nattna .— to sort of they're going to be nattna t-ane- to sort of they're going to be making i one them to sort of they're going to be- making i-onelthem up. making i made one of them up. theate— making i made one of them up. tteyte-ta— making i made one of them up. tneyte-ta te— making i made one of them up. they're-to be making- they're going to be making drugs, strengthen bones and things while they're things like that while they're up you're out up there because you're out there long bunsen burner there so long bunsen burner to have assume, there so long bunsen burner to ha something assume, there so long bunsen burner to ha something wouldn't or something like that, wouldn't you mention that in you? it didn't mention that in the you? it didn't mention that in tne—. - you? it didn't mention that in tne—. watt.- you? it didn't mention that in the_. well, this| you? it didn't mention that in. the_. well, this is the piece around. well, this is tast— the piece around. well, this is just one more example of how the pharmaceutical industry is trying to convince everybody just that drugs are the answer. well, i final frontier for big pharma space. it's no big anaana— pharma space. it's no big pharma, though- pharma space. it's no big pharma, though ,- pharma space. it's no big pharma, though , is- 1 it's no big pharma, though , is it? it's do pharma, though, is it? it's do yaaa— pharma, though, is it? it's do yaat tt-s— pharma, though, is it? it's do your own. it's like— pharma, though, is it? it's do your own. it's like in the old tats— your own. it's like in the old tats tn— your own. it's like in the old tats. tn tne— your own. it's like in the old days, in the 70— your own. it's like in the old days, in the 70 seconds, every day— days, in the 70 seconds, every tat nat— days, in the 70 seconds, every tay nat nanny— days, in the 70 seconds, every day had worthy salt, including nntne— day had worthy salt, including ntne—ann- day had worthy salt, including ntneann— at mine would make his own wine at name.— mine would make his own wine at home--v0u_ mine would make his own wine at name-yaa san- mine would make his own wine at home.-you can boost. mine would make his own wine at home. you can boost it home. nowadays you can boost it up a— home. nowadays you can boost it an a-snatt— home. nowadays you can boost it up a-small farmer- home. nowadays you can boost it up a-small farmer ,- home. nowadays you can boost it up a small farmer , but up a little. small farmer, but it up a little. small farmer, but tt-tnnaatant- up a little. small farmer, but it important wine is it says how important wine is ant— it says how important wine is ant tnat-s— it says how important wine is and that's-and- it says how important wine is and that's and this is and that's situation and this is saving— and that's situation and this is saytng nan— and that's situation and this is saying how important drugs are. you ta— saying how important drugs are. you ta nat— saying how important drugs are. you do not need— saying how important drugs are. you do not need drugs.- saying how important drugs are.

you do not need drugs. you- saying how important drugs are. you do not need drugs. you need a meal. no good for a decent meal. no good for tttney— a decent meal. no good for kidney stones— :1 no good for kidney stones anyway. no. so i do kidney stones anyway. no. so i ta tnat— kidney stones anyway. no. so i ta tnanlttt— kidney stones anyway. no. so i do knowlbit about- kidney stones anyway. no. so i do know bit about that one. do know a bit about that one. tnat-s— do know a bit about that one. was t— do know a bit about that one. was t tat— do know a bit about that one. that's it for part— do know a bit about that one. that's it for part one. coming up,— that's it for part one. coming “pa-cover— that's it for part one. coming anleavea tne— that's it for part one. coming up, cover the dalai lama up, we cover the dalai lama ntaest— up, we cover the dalai lama controversy biden's 2024 run controversy. biden's 2024 run ant— controversy. biden's 2024 run ant-mast— controversy. biden's 2024 run and musk defends his and elon musk defends his comments on— and elon musk defends his comments on the bbc on gb news. wett— comments on the bbc on gb news. wett see— comments on the bbc on gb news. wett yaa— comments on the bbc on gb news. wett you tn— comments on the bbc on gb news. we'll see you in a— comments on the bbc on gb news. we'll see you in a couple of ntnates— we'll see you in a couple of ntnates .—

welcome back to headliners . with welcome back to headliners. with me, welcome back to headliners. with stnan— welcome back to headliners. with me, simon evans.— welcome back to headliners. with me, simon evans. i'm joined by tents— me, simon evans. i'm joined by lewis schaefer_ me, simon evans. i'm joined by lewis schaefer and— me, simon evans. i'm joined by lewis schaefer and nick dixon. so, lewis schaefer and nick dixon. sa. tents.— lewis schaefer and nick dixon. so, lewis, let's— lewis schaefer and nick dixon. so, lewis, let's kick off this seettan— so, lewis, let's kick off this section somewhat unusually with the section somewhat unusually with tne natty— section somewhat unusually with tne natty stat— section somewhat unusually with the daily star and— section somewhat unusually with the daily star and even more anasaatty— the daily star and even more anasaatty .— the daily star and even more unusually , with— the daily star and even more unusually , with the dalai lama's unusually, with the dalai lama's teatet— unusually, with the dalai lama's teatet se— unusually, with the dalai lama's leaked sex tape.— unusually, with the dalai lama's leaked sex tape. yes, well, you tnat— leaked sex tape. yes, well, you know something? 1 “g know something? i was watching. i looking this and i was looking at this thing and it creeped me out. and if it creeped me out, i think it's probably proper creepy. and you can't make a joke because i don't dalai lama , he don't if the dalai lama, he regrets asking a young boy to , regrets asking a young boy to, quote, suck my tongue in an odd viral clip. i don't know when this was when this happened, but he's years old and he's 87 years old and he's meeting some old. and meeting some 11 year old. and i guess celebrity. i don't guess he's a celebrity. i don't know guy's ever been know whether the guy's ever been married, but he's he he approached this 11 year old kid to approached him or he was like the boy approached him, something that. i the boy approached him, something that . i mean, i'm something like that. i mean, i'm not saying something like that. i mean, i'm nat saytng ne— something like that. i mean, i'm not saying he was— something like that. i mean, i'm not saying he was asking- “ag . i mean, i'm not saying he was asking for it. tn — not saying he was asking for it. tn tast— not saying he was asking for it. tn rast saying— not saying he was asking for it. i'm just saying he— not saying he was asking for it. i'm just saying he was kind of ute— i'm just saying he was kind of ttte-tn— i'm just saying he was kind of like-inlfairground. i'm just saying he was kind of like in fairground or like lurking in a fairground or sanetntna. — like lurking in a fairground or something. -stuck. like lurking in a fairground or something. 1 .. like lurking in a fairground or- something. -stuck his face something. but he stuck his face right kid's face and the right in the kid's face and the kid then

kid didn't back away. and then and said, my and then he said, suck my tongue. . i don't i can't tongue. i don't. i don't i can't decide on this one. and i have an opinion on everything . yeah, an opinion on everything. yeah, but the incredible e“ “ tit“ tit“ “g yeah, but the incredible coincidence is but the incredible coincidence ts tnat— but the incredible coincidence is that lewis— but the incredible coincidence is that lewis did— but the incredible coincidence is that lewis did the same thing in is that lewis did the same thing tn-atttee— is that lewis did the same thing tn-atttee ant— is that lewis did the same thing in .office and he— is that lewis did the same thing in office and he only kept in the office and he only kept his in the office and he only kept nts—tnat- in the office and he only kepti nts—tnan. nts his job because, you know, his neante—nat- his job because, you know, hisj neante—nat tne people run the media. but the natnt— people run the media. but the natnt-natnt— people run the media. but the point-pointithis- people run the media. but the point point this was point is. the point is, this was creepy— point is. the point is, this was cfeepy .— point is. the point is, this was creepy . .— point is. the point is, this was creepy . i absolutely and creepy. i absolutely agree. and tneae-s— creepy. i absolutely agree. and there's apparently it says here creepy. i absolutely agree. and there' newsarently it says here creepy. i absolutely agree. and there' news refers it says here creepy. i absolutely agree. and there' news refers to says here creepy. i absolutely agree. and there' news refers to tibetanre some news refers to tibetan eattaae— some news refers to tibetan culture about— some news refers to tibetan culture about showing tongue , culture about showing tongue, anten— culture about showing tongue, nnten ts— culture about showing tongue, which is weird— culture about showing tongue, which is weird enough on its tat— which is weird enough on its own, but they're _ which is weird enough on its own, but they're even saying nnatevea— own, but they're even saying whatever showing tongue is. and own, but they're even saying vtdon't er showing tongue is. and own, but they're even saying vtdon't er shothat tongue is. and own, but they're even saying vtdon't er shothat isn't ue is. and own, but they're even saying vtdon't er shothat isn't is is. and own, but they're even saying vtdon't er shothat isn't is thatlnd i don't know that isn't is that tnts—ts- i don't know that isn't is that this—is sucking| this isn't that this is sucking a—ttzanel this isn't that this is sucking a—ttzane -l this isn't that this is sucking. a_bizarre . and this isn't that this is sucking- a_bizarre . and i a tongue which is bizarre. and i mean-tast— a tongue which is bizarre. and i mean,-just senile- a tongue which is bizarre. and i mean, just senile or is it mean, is he just senile or is it is mean, is he just senile or is it ts-stntsten— mean, is he just senile or is it ts-stntsten - mean, is he just senile or is it is-sinister? well,- mean, is he just senile or is it is-sinister? well, anj is it really sinister? well, an 87 is it really sinister? well, an at .— is it really sinister? well, an at . mem— is it really sinister? well, an 87 i mean, and obviously , he's 87 i mean, and obviously, he's had life, you know, had quite the life, you know, living that living in exile throughout that time. remained time. he's remained extraordinarily poised. most of his pronouncements are universally agreed to, have brought, you know, elevated the prospect of peace around the world. occasionally, he's been surprisingly nationalistic in certain aspects europe , certain aspects of europe, culture and so on, which we've, you know, probably among us, we're glad of that support we're quite glad of that support . this is like a real outlier.

you know, he doesn't have any history of behaving like this, and i can't unlike biden, he's like wondering if it is a slight, you know, because there is a weird thing that happens as you older. it's you get older. it's not necessarily but but necessarily dementia. but but sometimes as the way sometimes as in the same way that people get older, they make occasionally inappropriate remarks of one kind or another. it's just like certain kind of filters the brain . just stop, filters in the brain. just stop, you kicking in as well. you know, kicking in as well. which is not to say he's been suppressed. the desire to have a small boy turkish tongue all these has been these years. he has been suppressing mischievous sense of humour , knowing that that would humour, knowing that that would be an inappropriate. so the non tongue sucking sign ups have failed. yeah. and he just now saets— failed. yeah. and he just now sucks tongues— failed. yeah. and he just now sucks tongues at— t;a: yeah. and he just now sucks tongues at random . sucks tongues at random. i'm tast— sucks tongues at random. i'm rast saying— sucks tongues at random. i'm rast saytng yea— sucks tongues at random. i'm just saying you start- sucks tongues at random. i'm just saying you start making inappropriate little jokes, you know, my escalates. my wife's grandmother when she was about 90 used to say the most extraordinary rude things around the dinner table . and the christmas dinner table. and i she'd always i mean apparently she'd always been a little bit kind of strong , know. but but they just , you know. but but they just come out with it. that's what tenn— come out with it. that's what nenn tatter— come out with it. that's what henry miller said,— come out with it. that's what henry miller said, the- 1 . that's what henry miller said, the great aatnaa— henry miller said, the great

author-tropic— henry miller said, the great author tropic cancer, author of tropic of cancer, tenn— author of tropic of cancer, tenet-sata- author of tropic of cancer, tenm-satt i author of tropic of cancer, henry-said , as| author of tropic of cancer,- henry-said , as we as henry miller. he said, as we as we get— henry miller. he said, as we as we get atten— henry miller. he said, as we as we get older, we— henry miller. he said, as we as we get older, we just lose it. te— we get older, we just lose it. we tan-t— we get older, we just lose it. we tan-t ne— we get older, we just lose it. we don't we stop— we get older, we just lose it. we don't we stop caring after a rant— we don't we stop caring after a tatnt teaase— we don't we stop caring after a point because what could they tat— point because what could theyj tat—ta point because what could they. tat—ta ta do? what are they going to do to the do? what are they going to do to tne-met— do? what are they going to do to tne-tnet gatng- do? what are they going to do to tne-tnet gatng ta- do? what are they going to do to the they going to fire the guy? are they going to fire ntme— the guy? are they going to fire ntme te— the guy? are they going to fire ntme te atsa— the guy? are they going to fire him? he also said, i will widen nea— him? he also said, i will widen tea—goat- her shores. that's a good question. he great. her shores. that's a good. question . he-great. but her shores. that's a good- question . he-great. but can question. he was great. but can you— question. he was great. but can yaalttet— question. he was great. but can taalttet tram — question. he was great. but can you .fired from being- : “tit“ he was great. but can you fired from being the you be fired from being the tatat — you be fired from being the dalai lama?— you be fired from being the dalai lama? very good point. i tan-t— dalai lama? very good point. i tan-t tttnt— dalai lama? very good point. i don't think you _ dalai lama? very good point. i don't think you can.— dalai lama? very good point. i don't think you can. i- dalai lama? very good point. i don't think you can. i think it's for life. so he's it's an office for life. so he's just the office. he's just abusing the office. he's like, see you me. like, see if you can fire me. tt-s— like, see if you can fire me. it's-spiritual- it's like a spiritual appointment. yeah well, they eaatt— appointment. yeah well, they eaattlttnt— appointment. yeah well, they could .find-next- appointment. yeah well, they could find next one. could do find the next one. they— could do find the next one. they-of— could do find the next one. they-of tnat- could do find the next one. they-of that pope,- they got rid of that pope, didn't they? get rid of the. was it it pope? it pope francis? was it pope? one they got rid of one of the popes they got rid of because they said because they just said he's a bit odd? yeah and they got rid of edward. yeah, got of king edward. yeah, they got king they got a bad king edward and they got a bad rap. people. rap. they can get rid of people. there's a way. nick. there's always a way. nick. hello guardian— there's always a way. nick. hello guardian has- nick. hello guardian has news of biden ttmtenng— hello guardian has news of biden ttmtenng at— hello guardian has news of biden ttmtenng at taa— hello guardian has news of biden limbering up for a— hello guardian has news of biden limbering up for a session on tne— limbering up for a session on the treadmill.— limbering up for a session on the treadmill. i— limbering up for a session on the treadmill. i would imagine tnat-s— the treadmill. i would imagine that's-possible- the treadmill. i would imagine that's possible reading that's the only possible reading of that's the only possible reading at—mates— of this. that makes sense. yes. tnten— of this. that makes sense. yes. ttten says. — of this. that makes sense. yes. ttten says. .— of this. that makes sense. yes. biden says. i plan— of this. that makes sense. yes. biden says. i plan on- of this. that makes sense. yes. biden says. i plan on running in 2024, but no formal announcement yet. and what he said he was yet. and what he said was he was on he said, i plan on on a show and he said, i plan on running , but we're not prepared running, but we're not prepared to mean, to to announce it yet. i mean, to the sort is

the layman, that sort of is an announcement, it's a announcement, but it's not a formal just formal announcement. it's just obviously indeed, who obviously is. and indeed, who else could there be? you know, obviously is. and indeed, who elseawfull there be? you know, obviously is. and indeed, who else awful kamala e? you know, obviously is. and indeed, who elseawful kamala harris know, obviously is. and indeed, who elseawful kamala harris oriow, obviously is. and indeed, who elseawful kamala harris or the the awful kamala harris or the awful gavin newsom? there is no one. they don't have any one. so they with 80 they have to go with this 80 year old who's been a total year old guy who's been a total failure, one failure, but they've got no one else. the news is, of else. but the good news is, of course, can always course, simon, they can always just rig election, not just rig the election, not that not things ever not that such things ever happen, just they happen, but i'm just saying they could. that's happen, but i'm just saying they could . that's the beauty of could. that's the beauty of pasta— could. that's the beauty of pasta-met— could. that's the beauty of postal- nick yeah,- 1: that's the beauty of postal nick yeah, well, postal votes. nick yeah, well, teat.— postal votes. nick yeah, well, teat. tneae-s— postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah, there's plenty time to postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah,out re's plenty time to postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah,out exactly nty time to postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah,out exactly how time to postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah,out exactly how many to postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah,out exactly how many they postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah, and exactly how many they postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah, and where. how many they postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah, and where. wellmany they postal votes. nick yeah, well, yeah, and where. wellmany be ay need and where. well let's be nanest.— need and where. well let's be names-ot— need and where. well let's be honest-or desantisi need and where. well let's be- honest.-or desantis would honest. trump or desantis would would it's a fair would smash them. if it's a fair election. aside from even we election. but aside from even we don't know that for a fact. well, you've got ballot well, you've also got ballot harvesting postal harvesting and you've got postal votes. harvesting and you've got postal vote are the kind of, that are within the law kind of, haven't you? and that's where it's out. it's going to be played out. and very strong and i have no, no very strong ten— and i have no, no very strong view-election- and i have no, no very strong view election being view about the election being ngget—tnat- view about the election being rigged _that the. rigged. but except that the evttenee — rigged. but except that the evidence suggests otherwise. but the evidence suggests otherwise. but tne-tne— evidence suggests otherwise. but tne-tne tast— evidence suggests otherwise. but the-the fact is,— evidence suggests otherwise. but the-the fact is, in— evidence suggests otherwise. but the the fact is, in both the but the fact is, in both ttevtaas— the but the fact is, in both previous elections , trump has previous elections, trump has teen— previous elections, trump has teenlmasstve— previous elections, trump has been massive outsider. the two been a massive outsider. the two the been a massive outsider. the two tne ane— been a massive outsider. the two tne tnat— been a massive outsider. the two the one that he— been a massive outsider. the two the one that he won— been a massive outsider. the two the one that he won the one the one that he won and the one tnat— the one that he won and the one mat-nan— the one that he won and the one tnat-nan .— the one that he won and the one that-won , trump- the one that he won and the one that won , trump was going that biden won, trump was going into that biden won, trump was going tnta as— that biden won, trump was going tnta as an— that biden won, trump was going into as an outsider— that biden won, trump was going into as an outsider in the tatttng— into as an outsider in the tatttng. tt— into as an outsider in the polling. it was- into as an outsider in the polling. it was like 98% over as far polling. it was like 98% over as twee-— polling. it was like 98% over as

far-were concerned- polling. it was like 98% over as far were concerned when far as they were concerned when he far as they were concerned when ne-ttttan. — far as they were concerned when ne-ttttan. ant— far as they were concerned when he hillary. and also the he beat hillary. and also the tetttng— he beat hillary. and also the tetttng nas— he beat hillary. and also the betting was entirely with trump on betting was entirely with trump an tne — betting was entirely with trump an tne tat— betting was entirely with trump on the day until— betting was entirely with trump on the day until the last minute . taa— on the day until the last minute . taa tnat— on the day until the last minute . you know, what— on the day until the last minute . you know, what i'm saying is if . you know, what i'm saying is t ne— . you know, what i'm saying is t ne-tnta— . you know, what i'm saying is if he-into the- . you know, what i'm saying is if he-into the next- . you know, what i'm saying is if he into the next one if he goes into the next one ataeatt— if he goes into the next one ataeaty tn— if he goes into the next one already in the— if he goes into the next one already in the lead, according to already in the lead, according ta tne— already in the lead, according ta tne-tnat— already in the lead, according to the-that really- already in the lead, according to the that really does to the polls, that really does saggest— to the polls, that really does suggest something could quite namttattng.— suggest something could quite humiliating, could happen. it eaatt. — humiliating, could happen. it eaatt. tat— humiliating, could happen. it eaatt. tat .— humiliating, could happen. it could. butl don't- humiliating, could happen. it could. a:t»“ . could. but i don't think i think not that trump is less loved, but i think the democratic belief system, which most people that we know find to be a bit odd , is actually more favoured odd, is actually more favoured in the entire country than the repubuc in the entire country than the republic system. well, it'll be tnteaesttng— republic system. well, it'll be tnteaesttng. .— republic system. well, it'll be interesting. i do— republic system. well, it'll be interesting. i do think- t at. by well, it'll be interesting. i do think it'll be tnteaesttng— interesting. i do think it'll be interesting to— interesting. i do think it'll be interesting to see if he keeps tamata— interesting to see if he keeps kamala because— interesting to see if he keeps kamala because she's been more antatataa— kamala because she's been more antatatat tnan— kamala because she's been more unpopular than him. obviously, sne-s—ttt— unpopular than him. obviously, sne-s—ttt .- unpopular than him. obviously, she's—fit , but- unpopular than him. obviously, she's_fit , but in- unpopular than him. obviously, she's fit, but in this she's young and fit, but in this seant— she's young and fit, but in this seant team.— she's young and fit, but in this second term, the— she's young and fit, but in this second term, the chances of her aetaatty— second term, the chances of her actually having— second term, the chances of her actually having become actually having to become nesttent— actually having to become president-be- actually having to become president be significant. actually having to become presidewould be significant. actually having to become preside would know significant. actually having to become preside would know theyficant. people would know they were vattng—taesl people would know they were i voting _ does well voting for that. she does well in female demographic in the black female demographic is the only reason is pretty much the only reason they think. yeah, they kyiv run i think. but yeah, they kyiv run i think. but yeah, the election will down the election will come down to the election will come down to the swing states as the same few swing states as always, and same always, won't it? and the same questionable counts always. questionable counts as always. i think so , no. i think it

i don't think so, no. i think it nit— i don't think so, no. i think it nit-tawn— i don't think so, no. i think it will-downlyou- i don't think so, no. i think it will down you then. i don't think so, no. i think it- will-downlyou then. do will come down to you then. do you— will come down to you then. do you ttmt— will come down to you then. do yaa tttnt tet— will come down to you then. do you think he's going— will come down to you then. do you think he's going to win? it's come down. the it's going to come down. the fact that is that a it's going to come down. the fact-that is that a lot?i fact is, is that is that a lot? is fact is, is that is that a lot? ts-tne— fact is, is that is that a lot? is-the democrats- fact is, is that is that a lot? is the democrats are is that the democrats are natttng— is that the democrats are natttng a— is that the democrats are holding a winner? seems holding a winner? it seems snaettng— holding a winner? it seems snaettng ta— holding a winner? it seems shocking to me.— holding a winner? it seems shocking to me. but i think that i shocking to me. but i think that ttntnt— shocking to me. but i think that ttntnt teatte— shocking to me. but i think that i think people they like this nnate— i think people they like this whole trans— i think people they like this whole trans business, believe it or whole trans business, believe it at nat— whole trans business, believe it at nat. .— whole trans business, believe it at nat. . tan-t— whole trans business, believe it or not. i don't listen, the last ten— or not. i don't listen, the last tew teaas— or not. i don't listen, the last few years haven't— or not. i don't listen, the last few years haven't been you know, we've we've observed little seantats— we've we've observed little scandals here _ we've we've observed little scandals here there, we've we've observed little scandals here .there, he scandals here and there, but he nas— scandals here and there, but he tas-tettt— scandals here and there, but he tas-taettt gaat- scandals here and there, but hei has-pretty good-i'm has had a pretty good run. i'm nat— has had a pretty good run. i'm not-tnten— has had a pretty good run. i'm not-bidenldon't- has had a pretty good run. i'm not-biden. idon't .- has had a pretty good run. i'm not biden. don't . biden not saying biden. i don't. biden personally, i think too old. personally, i think is too old. i think better. but you're i just think better. but you're a 60 year old man there. but or woman. but i do think he's woman. but but i do think he's administration been administration has been reasonably as well. reasonably successful as well. the flare ups of the trans world war. yeah but the war in europe was and that come out was a blip and that did come out of and we have got was a blip and that did come out of in and we have got was a blip and that did come out of in this and we have got was a blip and that did come out of in this country we have got was a blip and that did come out of in this country ast have got was a blip and that did come out of in this country as well. got was a blip and that did come out of in this country as well. sot that in this country as well. so i don't you can i don't think you can necessarily, you know, tell those good . but i do those things good. but i do think is a little of think there is a little bit of yeah, i i do think the yeah, i do. i do think the military industrial complex is back up and running. you know, that something had that was something that we had a break trump. but and break from with trump. but and they're indicting former presidents. i the presidents. i think he's the nast— presidents. i think he's the naast—ttmei worst president of all time, nttnaat— worst president of all time, without question. how do you ttmt— without question. how do you tntnt-tanee—

without question. how do you think done? yeah. think he's done? well, yeah. i atsa— think he's done? well, yeah. i. atsa—ts also think the administration is just also think the administration is tast-eanatt— just entirely corrupt and mtsastng— just entirely corrupt and- misusing—misusing misusing intelligence, misusing tantae— misusing intelligence, misusing tantaae. tat— misusing intelligence, misusing lawfare. but yeah, that's my. teat.— lawfare. but yeah, that's my. teat. tate— lawfare. but yeah, that's my. yeah, you're thinking- lawfare. but yeah, that's my. yeah, you're thinking reasonably , you know, and i'm with you. simon's a big i'm with the view is are with me. well i'm i would i don't know what i am but i'm telling you that people like joe biden, they don't they, they like joe biden. they may hate trump, but you know what? they may think he's he's dim and he has got alzheimer's and all that stuff . but they like where the stuff. but they like where the country is under him. they think that the republicans are evil and they don't want to go back. there are plenty of americans nta— there are plenty of americans nna gatte— there are plenty of americans who quite like— there are plenty of americans who quite like the fact that tassta— who quite like the fact that tassta ts— who quite like the fact that russia is being— who quite like the fact that russia is being beaten in a war tnat—aetaattt- russia is being beaten in a wari that—actually-to that they don't actually have to tetsanattt— personally go off and fight. i mean—at- personally go off and fight. i mean,_of both. mean, it's the best of both wants— mean, it's the best of both worlds .them.- mean, it's the best of both worlds them. but anyway, worlds for them. but anyway, tents— worlds for them. but anyway, tents. tn— worlds for them. but anyway, tents. tn nat— worlds for them. but anyway, lewis, in not entirely unrelated news—gaat- news, the times has good ttasteets— news, the times has good ttasteets taa— news, the times has good prospects for treating alzheimer's. well , prospects for treating- alzheimer's. -well , this prospects for treating- alzheimer's.-well , this is alzheimer's. yeah, well, this is at— alzheimer's. yeah, well, this is at tnase— alzheimer's. yeah, well, this is one of those stories. . one of those stories. it says alzheimer's treatments ready by 2040, isn't that far away 2040, which isn't that far away , which like shocking. it , which is like shocking. it says williams, a professor says julie williams, a professor who studied disease , who has studied the disease, says for 30 years in cardiff

university at the uk dementia institute, has said they're going to find something because they've identified 92 they've already identified 92 genes that increase the risk of alzheimer's. now what makes this story so absolutely ridiculous and what makes it a non story there? it is a complete non story is that we've had these 92 genes for thousands of years, but just so happens in the last 30, 40, 50 years, the rate of alzheimer's has gone through the roof . yet they're trying to work roof. yet they're trying to work on these genes . what they want on these genes. what they want to do is they looking to do is they just are looking for more money, for more drugs . for more money, for more drugs. it's press this thing it's a press release. this thing is complete rubbish . wow. okay. is complete rubbish. wow. okay. didn't see that coming . i knew didn't see that coming. i knew sametntng— didn't see that coming. i knew something would— didn't see that coming. i knew something would be a nana story, but something would be a nana story, tat .— something would be a nana story, tat . tnat— something would be a nana story, tat . tnan tt— something would be a nana story, but i know it would— something would be a nana story, but i know it would be that one. tett— but i know it would be that one. ttett tt-s— but i know it would be that one. ttett tt-s gatte— but i know it would be that one. well it's quite interesting. i mean,-person,- well it's quite interesting. i mean, person, julie mean, this person, julie ttttttams— mean, this person, julie williams, told the bbc she's teamt— williams, told the bbc she's team-tne- williams, told the bbc she's learnt-the last- williams, told the bbc she's learnt the last seven learnt more in the last seven years— learnt more in the last seven teaas-tt- learnt more in the last seven teaas-at tn- years than she did in the ttevtaas— years than she did in the previous 20,— years than she did in the previous 20, but could also previous 20, but that could also be previous 20, but that could also te—eaaase- previous 20, but that could also teeaaase— tt- previous 20, but that could also be_course it did| be alzheimer's. of course it did stnte— be alzheimer's. of course it did state—t- be alzheimer's. of course it did stnte—t tttel be alzheimer's. of course it did strikbit-i like. be alzheimer's. of course it did strikbit as_| like. be alzheimer's. of course it did strikbit as well. i like be alzheimer's. of course it did strikbit as well. it i like be alzheimer's. of course it did strikbit as well. it saysi like be alzheimer's. of course it did strikbit as well. it says we (e this bit as well. it says we tnat— this bit as well. it says we know - defective - this bit as well. it says we know defective genes are know that defective genes are enangtng— know that defective genes are changing immune changing the way immune cells tnette—tneae-sl they're called anyway. there's tnese— they're called anyway. there's tnese mtsa— they're called anyway. there's

these micro microglia microglia and these micro microglia microglia ant attatentty— these micro microglia microglia and apparently they're like bin tantes— and apparently they're like bin tantes at— and apparently they're like bin lorries of the— and apparently they're like bin lorries of the brain clearing anat— lorries of the brain clearing away tnat— lorries of the brain clearing away what they— lorries of the brain clearing away what they see as rubbish. tat— away what they see as rubbish. tat-mat— away what they see as rubbish. tat-matltess- away what they see as rubbish. but may less efficient but they may be less efficient at eteanng— but they may be less efficient at clearing genuine rubbish and mtstatentt— at clearing genuine rubbish and mistakenly-off— at clearing genuine rubbish and mistakenly off healthy mistakenly kill off healthy tram— mistakenly kill off healthy tram-sa— mistakenly kill off healthy| brain -so -kind brain cells. so they're kind of ute— like harringay council. they take—statti like harringay council. they. take _ stuff. and take away the wrong stuff. and tnat-s— take away the wrong stuff. and that's apparently— take away the wrong stuff. and that's apparently science of that's apparently the science of it. that's apparently the science of t. —taaat- it. that's my very broad understanding . that's actually understanding. that's actually ant— understanding. that's actually ant-stan- - understanding. that's actually ant-stan- okay] understanding. that's actually. and-story . okay, that and it's a non story. okay, that is kind of like what a lot of disease and poor health amounts to is the body's own immune system over getting overly enthusiastic isn't it? a lot of things like arthritis are to do with that you know lot steroids basically are introduced as a medicine to stop to calm down and where does that municipal services and simon where does it come from is it. yeah where does it come from is it. yeah where does tt me— come from is it. yeah where does tt tame— come from is it. yeah where does it come from? it— come from is it. yeah where does it come from? it comes- 1 . yeah where does it come from? it comes from it comes from having _ it come from? it comes from it comes from having a plant based diet comes from having a plant based ttet at— comes from having a plant based ttet at tans— comes from having a plant based diet of toxic foods— comes from having a plant based diet of toxic foods ,_ comes from having a plant based diet of toxic foods , of seed diet of toxic foods, of seed ats— diet of toxic foods, of seed atts at— diet of toxic foods, of seed oils, of crushed- diet of toxic foods, of seed oils, of crushed grains, of agas— oils, of crushed grains, of saags tnat— oils, of crushed grains, of sugars that are - oils, of crushed grains, of sugars that are causing this tntng. — sugars that are causing this tntng. .— sugars that are causing this tntng. a sat— sugars that are causing this thing. a: g thing. i said vegetables is a joke. that was his real answer. no, the answer is vegetables, atts. — no, the answer is vegetables, atts. why— no, the answer is vegetables, atts. why ae— no, the answer is vegetables, oils. why are we— no, the answer is vegetables, oils. why are we saying vegetables? - oils. why are we saying vegetables? 1 “g ~ea7 vegetables? is causing this? yeah. can one yeah. can i just say one tastttve— yeah. can i just say one positive .the- “43?" can i just say one positive the story? they're positive of the story? they're

etatmtng— positive of the story? they're claiming-they'll- claiming by 2040 they'll be ttet-tt— they'll be able to use a range of treatments— they'll be able to use a range of treatments and— they'll be able to use a range of treatments and one of them nit— of treatments and one of them nttt-tnts. — of treatments and one of them will-this. .don't- of treatments and one of them will this. don't know will solve this. they don't know tnten— will solve this. they don't know which-actually- which that is actually a taste.— which that is actually a positive. believe positive. if you believe the stark.— positive. if you believe the. start—want story, which you know it won't sate — story, which you know it won't sate -nat— story, which you know it won't sate—nat-ttl story, which you know it won't sate-nat-tt. i solve, it, it will not solve it. i solve, it, it will not solve it. t-tte— solve, it, it will not solve it. t-tte mam— solve, it, it will not solve it. i-the main reason- solve, it, it will not solve it. i-the main reason we. solve, it, it will not solve it. i i-the main reason we got i think the main reason we got lots having lots more people having alzheimer's are just alzheimer's is people are just living knew you living a lot longer. i knew you were living a lot longer. i knew you gatng— living a lot longer. i knew you gatng ta— living a lot longer. i knew you were going to say— living a lot longer. i knew you were going to say that,- . . “g g i knew you were going to say that, and that is were going to say that, and that ts-gatng— were going to say that, and that ts-gatng-yaa- is i'm going to look you staatgnt— is i'm going to look you. straight—don't straight in the face. don't ever, ever say— straight in the face. don't ever, ever say that again. has natttng—mat. - nothing to do with that. okay. teatte— people aren't living much longer tnan— people aren't living much longer man-ta— people aren't living much longer tnan-ta te— people aren't living much longer than-to be living.- than they used to be living. ttet-ae— than they used to be living. tneyte rast— than they used to be living. they're just kept alive in they're just being kept alive in an—anttt- they're just being kept alive in an—anttt tne- an old age home until the gavemment— an old age home until the government them government decides to kill them by government decides to kill them ty-tnem— government decides to kill them i by -them -whatever by giving them whatever whatever that by giving them whatever whatever tnat trag— by giving them whatever whatever tnat tag was— by giving them whatever whatever tnat ttag . — by giving them whatever whatever that drug was . /ti»..1ti; 1ti; that drug was. you're you're going to be paying your one man ofsted fine . the ofcom rather ofsted fine. the ofcom rather the daily mail plainly enjoying this next story . elon musk has this next story. elon musk has categorised the bbc as government funded media. yeah, it's absolute bands. i mean, we covered it last— it's absolute bands. i mean, we covered it last night.— it's absolute bands. i mean, we covered it last night. so- . i mean, we covered it last night. so yeah. ttan— covered it last night. so yeah. ttan tast— covered it last night. so yeah. elon musk defends labelling bbc gavemment—anl government funded media on tntttea— government funded media on tntttet. saytng— government funded media on twitter, saying all organisations bias. so organisations have bias. so sten— organisations have bias. so stnee—tt- organisations have bias. so since—it last. organisations have bias. so. since—it last night, since we covered it last night, tne— since we covered it last night, tne-attate— since we covered it last night, the-updatelthat. since we covered it last night, the emailed update that since we covered it last night, the emailed andate that since we covered it last night, the emailed and said that since we covered it last night, the emailed and said we're he's emailed and said we're atmtng— he's emailed and said we're atmtng taa— he's emailed and said we're aiming for maximum transparency and aiming for maximum transparency ant w...— aiming for maximum transparency and accuracy, linking ownership and accuracy, linking ownership ant at— and accuracy, linking ownership and source of funds probably mates— and source of funds probably mates-sa— and source of funds probably makes-so he's- and source of funds probably makes so he's emailed the

and source of funds probably makaand so he's emailed the and source of funds probably makaand said so he's emailed the and source of funds probably makaand said thatte's emailed the and source of funds probably makaand said that organisationthe bbc and said that organisation snaatt— bbc and said that organisation snaatt te— bbc and said that organisation should be self—aware, not tatsety— should be self—aware, not tatsety-tne- should be self—aware, not falsely the absence should be self—aware, not- falsely-the absence of falsely claimed the absence of atsene— falsely claimed the absence of absence-bias,— falsely claimed the absence of absence-bias, but- falsely claimed the absence of absence bias, but he does say absence of bias, but he does say the absence of bias, but he does say tne ttc— absence of bias, but he does say tne ttc ts— absence of bias, but he does say tne ttc ts-at— absence of bias, but he does say the bbc is-of the— absence of bias, but he does say the bbc is of the least the bbc is one of the least ttaset— the bbc is one of the least ttaset. sa— the bbc is one of the least biased. so to— the bbc is one of the least biased. so to very but biased. so to be very fair. but i biased. so to be very fair. but t ttmt— biased. so to be very fair. but t tntnt-att— biased. so to be very fair. but ttntnt-att a— biased. so to be very fair. but i think-all a bit- biased. so to be very fair. but i think-all a bit of- biased. so to be very fair. but i think all a bit of a musk i think it's all a bit of a musk ttex. — i think it's all a bit of a musk ttex. te— i think it's all a bit of a musk flex. he called— i think it's all a bit of a musk flex. he called npr state affiliated- flex. he called npr state affiliated media. then he aetaeet— affiliated media. then he aetaeet tt— affiliated media. then he reduced it to— affiliated media. then he reduced it to government funded metta— reduced it to government funded meta-anat— reduced it to government funded media.-away-new. reduced it to government funded . media.-away-new york media. he took away the new york ttmes— media. he took away the new york times verification,— media. he took away the new york times verification, was times verification, which was tatts. —tane- times verification, which was| lolls. _done this lolls. and now he's done this nttn— lolls. and now he's done this tam-tte— lolls. and now he's done this with-bbc, and— lolls. and now he's done this with-bbc, and i- lolls. and now he's done this with bbc, and i think he with the bbc, and i think he wants— with the bbc, and i think he wants-humiliate- with the bbc, and i think he. wants. humiliate - media. wants to humiliate legacy media. and wants to humiliate legacy media. ant-tt— wants to humiliate legacy media. ant-tt-ttnt- wants to humiliate legacy media. and-it,-kind of. and let's face it, they kind of tesene— and let's face it, they kind of deserve _wants- and let's face it, they kind of deserve _wants i- and let's face it, they kind ofi deserve _wants i mean, deserve it. he wants i mean, his big everyone big thing is that everyone should play . that's the should pay to play. that's the other money, but other thing. he wants money, but it definitely quite as you it is definitely quite as you say. it funny. charles moore say. it is funny. charles moore on the on the front page of the telegraph, the telegraph, i noticed in the small bottom small print down the bottom said that i'm going to find this and make quote him. musk make sure i quote him. musk should classify the bbc as a state rather than media, state church rather than media, which is quite amusing. that is funny. but. but you know what? he's totally, totally right. and i'll he's totally, totally right. and ttt tett— he's totally, totally right. and ttt tett you— he's totally, totally right. and i'll tell you something. this is of i'll tell you something. this is at att— i'll tell you something. this is of all-stories— i'll tell you something. this is of all-stories-ever. of all the stories we've ever covered, this— of all the stories we've ever covered, this is— of all the stories we've ever covered, this is the only real stan— covered, this is the only real stan .— covered, this is the only real stark . tnts— covered, this is the only real stark . tnts ts— covered, this is the only real story . this is finally, i know story. this is finally, i know teatte— story. this is finally, i know teatte say.— story. this is finally, i know people say, well, no, no, no. te— people say, well, no, no, no. we tte— people say, well, no, no, no. we tte ttt— people say, well, no, no, no. it's the it's the— people say, well, no, no, no. it's the it's the bbc.- people say, well, no, no, no. . . and it's the it's the bbc. and people have a choice- . . and people have a choice to pay it's the it's the bbc. and-

people have a choice to pay the bbc:— people have a choice to pay the ttt. tnten— people have a choice to pay the ttt. that we— people have a choice to pay the bbc, which we do— people have a choice to pay the bbc, which we do have a choice to pay— bbc, which we do have a choice ta ta tne— bbc, which we do have a choice ta ta tne ttt.— bbc, which we do have a choice to pay the bbc. we— bbc, which we do have a choice to pay the bbc. we don't have to pay to pay the bbc. we don't have to pay-but— to pay the bbc. we don't have to tayltatiatsa— to pay the bbc. we don't have to pay.but.also might- to pay the bbc. we don't have to pay but also might not pay it, but we also might not want— pay it, but we also might not want-tn— pay it, but we also might not want-in prison.- pay it, but we also might not want in prison. thing want to be in prison. the thing ataat—tt— want to be in prison. the thing ataat—tt tsn-t- about the bbc is it isn't comparable— about the bbc is it isn't comparable to russian or chinese metta— comparable to russian or chinese metta tn— comparable to russian or chinese metta tn teams— comparable to russian or chinese media in terms of— comparable to russian or chinese media in terms of how closely it tattaws— media in terms of how closely it tattans tne— media in terms of how closely it follows the government line, but it follows the government line, but tt ts— follows the government line, but tt ts nattt— follows the government line, but it is worth mentioning you know, to it is worth mentioning you know, ta—tne— it is worth mentioning you know, ta—tne watt- it is worth mentioning you know, to _the world, you| to people around the world, you tnat— to people around the world, you tnateame—s- to people around the world, you. know,_comes from, know, where where it comes from, nneae—ts — know, where where it comes from, where _ is, because - where its funding is, because as he where its funding is, because as ne-metta— where its funding is, because as he media organisations he says, all media organisations are he says, all media organisations ttaset— he says, all media organisations are biased-their— he says, all media organisations are biased their own way and are biased in their own way and you— are biased in their own way and taa—tne- you have to accept that the tanttng— you have to accept that the funding probably you have to accept that the funding-probably to funding is probably something to do- _ funding is probably something to ta- teat.— funding is probably something to ta- teat. wett- funding is probably something to do- yeah, welllsaidl funding is probably something to do : 1/aie“ a: funding is probably something to do : a1.e.. / a: funding is probably something to do : a1.e.. a: funding is probably something to do : a1.e.. . a: he should call it blob affiliated really affiliated media because really it actual conservative it hates the actual conservative government, doesn't it. but it's, it's the deep government, doesn't it. but it's, media, it's the deep government, doesn't it. but it's, media, the the deep government, doesn't it. but it's, media, the blob, tep government, doesn't it. but it's, media, the blob, blobby state media, the blob, blobby broadcasting corporation broadcasting company corporation . anyway, that's part two in the tag.— . anyway, that's part two in the tag. camtng— . anyway, that's part two in the tag. camtng up— . anyway, that's part two in the tag. camtng at we— anyway, that's part two in the bag. coming up we have us bag. coming up we have a us tenstane— bag. coming up we have a us pensioner-with- pensioner charged with bank aattety— pensioner charged with bank aattety taa— pensioner charged with bank robbery for third we robbery for the third time. we nave— robbery for the third time. we nave -tattea— robbery for the third time. we have-potter fans- robbery for the third time. we have potter fans vowing have harry potter fans vowing to tayeatt—tv- have harry potter fans vowing to boycott—tv series.| boycott the new hbo tv series. ant— boycott the new hbo tv series. ant-tne— boycott the new hbo tv series. ant-tne tatt- boycott the new hbo tv series. and _the call to - boycott the new hbo tv series. and the call to ban and we have the call to ban tnanes— and we have the call to ban tnanes taa— and we have the call to ban phones for under— and we have the call to ban phones for under seconds. all phones for under 16 seconds. all gaat— phones for under 16 seconds. all gaat ttatanmnesg— phones for under 16 seconds. all good programmes. tuned .

welcome back to headliner. so ttet.— welcome back to headliner. so nra, ne— welcome back to headliner. so nra, we nave— welcome back to headliner. so nick, we have a— welcome back to headliner. so nick, we have a story in the tapes— nick, we have a story in the tapes na— nick, we have a story in the express now that- nick, we have a story in the express now that could hardly be teneetty— express now that could hardly be more perfectly judged to anger up more perfectly judged to anger at tne— more perfectly judged to anger at tne saw-sn— more perfectly judged to anger up the show's audience. 11/ti;~ea up the show's audience. yes, war,— up the show's audience. yes, well, - described - up the show's audience. yes, well, .described it- up the show's audience. yes, well, described it in the well, you described it in the break suella braverman and break as suella braverman and the was my the which i said was my favourite but actually you favourite band. but actually you said the. anyway, said solo in the. but anyway, let's get on with this. so suella slams police let's get on with this. so suesending slams police let's get on with this. so suesending officersis police let's get on with this. so suesending officers to )olice for sending six officers to seize from pubs. so this seize dolls from pubs. so this was greys in essex and they was in greys in essex and they sent six officers to pick up 15 dolls. that's, that's one officer. that's 2.5 dolls per officer. that's 2.5 dolls per officer. so this is the way we're using our resources in this now, were this country. now, these were dolls. have them in dolls. i wouldn't have them in my pub, but is it the best use of resources ? and what happened of resources? and what happened was suella did the usual thing of the and of screaming into the wind and saying, we saying, why on earth are we doing actually doing this but not actually being able to affect any departments? just departments? and so it just happened anyway. and they were seized under suspected seized under a suspected hate crime and particularly ridiculous it said ridiculous bit is that it said the police , the police took them the police, the police took them away and it says police said as he is the licensee, they need to interview and they've taken interview him and they've taken

away his dolls in the interim. how infantilized are we as a culture, we're culture, how authoritarian we're going your dolls. going to take away your dolls. lewis sounds clown world lewis this sounds clown world stuff. it's almost impossible to sattnse— stuff. it's almost impossible to sattnse tt— stuff. it's almost impossible to satirise it, isn't— stuff. it's almost impossible to satirise it, isn't it?— it's almost impossible to satirise it, isn't it? because tt-s— satirise it, isn't it? because tt-s sa— satirise it, isn't it? because tt-s sa sta— satirise it, isn't it? because it's so six police- satirise it, isn't it? because it's so six police officers, as you— it's so six police officers, as yaa sat— it's so six police officers, as yaa say .— it's so six police officers, as yaa say . een— it's so six police officers, as yaa say . tt— it's so six police officers, as you say , even if there were like you say, even if there were like taxes— you say, even if there were like taxes at— you say, even if there were like boxes of dolls,— you say, even if there were like boxes of dolls, it's— you say, even if there were like boxes of dolls, it's just ridiculous,— boxes of dolls, it's just ridiculous, absurd . how can they ridiculous, absurd. how can they tassttty— ridiculous, absurd. how can they tassttty rastttt— ridiculous, absurd. how can they possibly justify that you would only— possibly justify that you would antt tate— possibly justify that you would anty tate st— possibly justify that you would only take six if— possibly justify that you would only take six if you were eateetet— only take six if you were expected some sort of resistance,— expected some sort of resistance, if- expected some sort of resistance, if not on the dolls aeststaneee — resistance, if not on the dolls resistance? they're- resistance, if not on the dolls resistance? “tiya 1ti; . 1 resistance? they're like chucky dolls. they could resist. what dolls. they could resist. what do you think , lewis? i mean. i do you think, lewis? i mean. i mean, it's. i don't— do you think, lewis? i mean. i mean, it's. i don't know.- a:t» e7 i mean. i mean, it's. i don't know. we snaatt— mean, it's. i don't know. we should acknowledge it could be an—tan-t- should acknowledge it could be an—tan-t man-l an inflammatory i don't know. i mean-ttet— an inflammatory i don't know. i mean-tttett-t- an inflammatory i don't know. i mean,-likely-i wouldl mean, is it likely to? i would say— mean, is it likely to? i would saylton-t— mean, is it likely to? i would say don't know. i haven't say i don't know. i haven't i didn't this country when didn't live in this country when there as dolls there was such a thing as dolls . and i don't understand the importance of it, i have importance of it, but i have heard about it and it sounds like you're having like memes abeua like you're having like memes abelia a pub and maybe abelia up in a pub and maybe a jewish area or something where jews could walk anywhere. we could . and so it's nice . could. and so it's not nice. it's not nice, but should, should it be made? is it against the law to have. i mean i naattn-t— the law to have. i mean i waattn-t say— the law to have. i mean i wouldn't say i— the law to have. i mean i wouldn't say i get- i mean i wouldn't say i get what you're saytng— wouldn't say i get what you're saytng. tat— wouldn't say i get what you're saytng. tat .— wouldn't say i get what you're saying, but i wouldn't say it

was remotely— saying, but i wouldn't say it was remotely comparable to memorabilia— was remotely comparable to memorabilia reason . memorabilia for this reason. attnaagn— memorabilia for this reason. although honest, if you although to be honest, if you want— although to be honest, if you want memorabilia although to be honest, if you want-memorabilia as want to collect memorabilia, as tang—stea- want to collect memorabilia, as tang—eteaa-tti long as you make clear that it is long as you make clear that it ts—at- long as you make clear that it ts—at naai is just like a collection of war memorabilia— is just like a collection of war memorabilia .— is just like a collection of war memorabilia . yeah, depends memorabilia. yeah, it depends taw— memorabilia. yeah, it depends tat-ttet— memorabilia. yeah, it depends nan-ten tt— memorabilia. yeah, it depends how-view it. if— memorabilia. yeah, it depends how view it. if you kind of how you view it. if you kind of tte— how you view it. if you kind of ttte tan— how you view it. if you kind of ttte tan ta— how you view it. if you kind of like bow to it— how you view it. if you kind of like bow to it at— how you view it. if you kind of like bow to it at the end of the teat— like bow to it at the end of the year. nett— like bow to it at the end of the teat. war, ttet— like bow to it at the end of the year, well, they bow. ' 1ti; year, well, they bow. are they tawtng— year, well, they bow. are they bowing the shrine? ithink year, well, they bow. are they bowing the shrine? i think . i bowing to the shrine? i think. i mean, i grew bowing to the shrine? i think. i a get at— bowing to the shrine? i think. i mean, i grew up with- bowing to the shrine? i think. i mean, i grew up with sort- “ag “ti7 i think. i mean, i grew up with sort of tatt— mean, i grew up with sort of wttn-atnats- mean, i grew up with sort of with always feeling less with a but always feeling less eamtaatatte— with a but always feeling less comfortable-i- with a but always feeling less comfortable i reckon. comfortable with it. i reckon. i was-patents— comfortable with it. i reckon. i was-parents were- comfortable with it. i reckon. i was parents were bit sad was my parents were a bit sad aten— was my parents were a bit sad amen-att— was my parents were a bit sad nnen-att. tt- was my parents were a bit sad when-off. it was- when it came off. it was robinson's— when it came off. it was- robinson's—wasn't when it came off. it was- robinson's_wasn't it? robinson's marmalade, wasn't it? teat.— robinson's marmalade, wasn't it? teat-ne— robinson's marmalade, wasn't it? yeah,-we didn't- robinson's marmalade, wasn't it? yeah, we didn't have and yeah, because we didn't have and i'm yeah, because we didn't have and tm nat— yeah, because we didn't have and tm nat tte— yeah, because we didn't have and i'm not like getting— yeah, because we didn't have and i'm not like getting into this teettt— i'm not like getting into this teetty. tat— i'm not like getting into this teetty. tat ne— i'm not like getting into this deeply, but we didn't have stae— deeply, but we didn't have- slave,_minstrels, slave, we didn't have minstrels, we slave, we didn't have minstrels, ate—sa- slave, we didn't have minstrels, we—sa tt| we didn't have jim crow. so it gatte— we didn't have jim crow. so it was quite denatured. it was like teaaetnatet. — was quite denatured. it was like deracinated. it— was quite denatured. it was like deracinated. it was just like it tast— deracinated. it was just like it tast an— deracinated. it was just like it was just an image of what was gatte— was just an image of what was gatte eamteat— was just an image of what was gatte eamteat .— was just an image of what was quite comical, a— was just an image of what was quite comical, a very smiley tate— quite comical, a very smiley taee tnat— quite comical, a very smiley face that you— quite comical, a very smiley face that you didn't kind of go, or..— face that you didn't kind of go, on. tnat-s— face that you didn't kind of go, on. tnat-s a— face that you didn't kind of go, oh, that's a sort— face that you didn't kind of go, oh, that's a sort of— face that you didn't kind of go, oh, that's a sort of playful mastery— oh, that's a sort of playful mastery at— oh, that's a sort of playful mockery of the— oh, that's a sort of playful mockery of the of the supposedly stmtte— mockery of the of the supposedly stmtte mtntet— mockery of the of the supposedly simple minded, you know, black entttren— simple minded, you know, black entttren nta— simple minded, you know, black children who live— simple minded, you know, black children who live in. do you tnat— children who live in. do you tnan tnat— children who live in. do you tnan wnat t— children who live in. do you know what i mean? yeah. no, we nat— know what i mean? yeah. no, we tat na— know what i mean? yeah. no, we tat na ttea— know what i mean? yeah. no, we tat na ttea ne— know what i mean? yeah. no, we had no idea we had— know what i mean? yeah. no, we had no idea we had no idea. it tast— had no idea we had no idea. it tast a— had no idea we had no idea. it was just a thing.— had no idea we had no idea. it was just a thing. like andy panty— was just a thing. like andy tanty nas— was just a thing. like andy tanty a— was just a thing. like andy pandy was a kind of puppet marionette._ marionette. but this, i think at tnts— marionette. but this, i think at tnts-yaa— marionette. but this, i think at tnts-yaa nave— marionette. but this, i think at this-you have to-

marionette. but this, i think at this you have to recognise this point you have to recognise tnat— this point you have to recognise mat—tn- that we are all living in a gtatat— that we are all living in a global village.- that we are all living in a global village. it's absolutely tmtassttte.— global village. it's absolutely impossible, especially if you're if impossible, especially if you're tt yaa— impossible, especially if you're tt yaa tat— impossible, especially if you're tt yaa tat tt— impossible, especially if you're tt yaa tat tt tn— impossible, especially if you're if you put it in a— impossible, especially if you're if you put it in a public place nnere— if you put it in a public place nnere a— if you put it in a public place where a black— if you put it in a public place where a black person could walk in where a black person could walk tn ant— where a black person could walk tn ant see— where a black person could walk in and see that— where a black person could walk in and see that and think, maybe i'm in and see that and think, maybe tm nat— in and see that and think, maybe i'm not welcome— in and see that and think, maybe i'm not welcome here. �*ft�*ti;.. i'm not welcome here. well, ttat-s— i'm not welcome here. well, ttat-s nty— i'm not welcome here. well, ttat-s nty t— i'm not welcome here. well, that's why i said it would not be my pub. but this obviously be in my pub. but this obviously offensive in that sense. but the second question was, do second the question was, do we need officers? why second the question was, do we needwhy officers? why second the question was, do we needwhy couldn'tiicers? why second the question was, do we needwhy couldn't one;? why second the question was, do we needwhy couldn't one;? wjust not? why couldn't one guy just come to do it and come in if we had to do it and just them up? and just round them up? yeah. and you know, just get somebody to go the window and go in and smash the window and just about just kind of like kick off about it, that would probably solve it overnight, wouldn't it? oh, let's say not saying that people might be shouting some might be shouting at me. some viewers, the as we viewers, because is it the as we said, right have said, is it his right to have them even if it is them in there, even if it is offensive? yeah, yeah. it's a it's a pub, but you- ati;7’ 11/ti;e“ gain?" it's a it's a pub, but you could say tt-s— it's a pub, but you could say ttt-ttase- it's a pub, but you could say tt-s-ttaee. t- it's a pub, but you could say it's place. i would it's a pub, but you could say. it's-place. i would say it's a public place. i would say as.libertarian,_ it's a public place. i would say asllibertarian,-a- as a libertarian, it's a tastness— as a libertarian, it's a business. could have it, as a libertarian, it's a- business..could have it, but business. he could have it, but ne-s—teeaasei he's kind of be stupid because ttaet— he's kind of be stupid because black-wouldn't- he's kind of be stupid because black-wouldn't go black people wouldn't want to go in black people wouldn't want to go tn tnere. — black people wouldn't want to go tn tnere. ant— black people wouldn't want to go in there. and people who had trtents— in there. and people who had friends-black,- in there. and people who had friends black, people friends who were black, people nta— friends who were black, people nna—teattei who cared about black people, tnten— who cared about black people, which—nowadaysl which is everybody nowadays tan-t— don't never know, though it is conceivable. _ don't never know, though it is conceivable. -,- don't never know, though it is conceivable. -, we- don't never know, though it is conceivable. don't never know, though it is- conceivable. -, we must ramp conceivable. again, we must ramp this it conceivable this up, but it is conceivable that people who grown up, who live who live in greys in essex who

understand part understand that it's part of the culture there and there isn't meant intent. so meant with a hostile intent. so maybe it. and meant with a hostile intent. so maylbe it. and meant with a hostile intent. so maylbe honest, it. and meant with a hostile intent. so maylbe honest, the it. and meant with a hostile intent. so maylbe honest, the person! meant with a hostile intent. so maylbe honest, the person who let's be honest, the person who complained was almost certainly a yeah, yeah. a white woman. oh yeah, yeah. tents— a white woman. oh yeah, yeah. lewis—guardian. . a white woman. oh yeah, yeah. . lewis—guardian. now lewis over to the guardian. new for lewis over to the guardian. new tor-tens.— lewis over to the guardian. new for-news..seems- for american news. it seems that bonnie alive and bonnie parker is still alive and well. of clyde. well, i well. no sign of clyde. well, i guess this made— \atia ag“ : well, i guess this made because well. no sign of clyde. well, i. guess this made-because a guess this made news because a us guess this made news because a tas—years— guess this made news because a tas—years att- guess this made news because a us_years old, whichi guess this made news because a us years old, which is us woman, 78 years old, which is even-man— us woman, 78 years old, which is even _than .charged- even older than i am charged tatt— even older than i am charged nttn tant— even older than i am charged with bank robbery for a third ttme. — with bank robbery for a third ttme. ant— with bank robbery for a third time. and her— with bank robbery for a third time. and her name is bonnie eaaen— time. and her name is bonnie eaaen eaaen. — time. and her name is bonnie gooch gooch. and— time. and her name is bonnie gooch gooch. and she was been tattet— gooch gooch. and she was been tattet an— gooch gooch. and she was been jailed on £25,000— gooch gooch. and she was been jailed on £25,000 for stealing tram— jailed on £25,000 for stealing tram a— jailed on £25,000 for stealing from a pleasant— jailed on £25,000 for stealing from a pleasant hale kansas city . tt-s— from a pleasant hale kansas city . tt-s a— from a pleasant hale kansas city . tt-s a tann— from a pleasant hale kansas city . tt-s a tatrn tn— from a pleasant hale kansas city . it's a town in in— from a pleasant hale kansas city . it's a town in in kansas , . it's a town in in kansas, tnten— . it's a town in in kansas, nnten ts— . it's a town in in kansas, nnten ts tn— . it's a town in in kansas, which is in missouri, which i atways— which is in missouri, which i atnays ttmt— which is in missouri, which i always think of— which is in missouri, which i always think of kansas city as tetng— always think of kansas city as tetng tn— always think of kansas city as being in kansas— always think of kansas city as being in kansas ,_ always think of kansas city as being in kansas , but it's in being in kansas, but it's in ttssaart— being in kansas, but it's in missouri. okay.— being in kansas, but it's in missouri. okay. and anyway, i gaess— missouri. okay. and anyway, i gaess tt-s— missouri. okay. and anyway, i gaess tt-s rast— missouri. okay. and anyway, i guess it's just an— missouri. okay. and anyway, i guess it's just an indicator of taw— guess it's just an indicator of tat-taw— guess it's just an indicator of nanlnan tne— guess it's just an indicator of how how the economy is going how of how the economy is going so how of how the economy is going sa-tt-s— how of how the economy is going sa-tt-s-tn— how of how the economy is going so-it's-in-country. so bad. it's bad in the country tnat— so bad. it's bad in the country tnat-neet— so bad. it's bad in the country that-need people.- so bad. it's bad in the country that need people. 70 year that they need people. 70 year old that they need people. 70 year att men— that they need people. 70 year old women are— that they need people. 70 year old women are willing to. she's an—nee- old women are willing to. she's an—nee tat- an old drunk, isn't he? but nnat-s— an old drunk, isn't he? but what's-about- an old drunk, isn't he? but what's-aboutlis- an old drunk, isn't he? but what's about is i'll what's good about it is i'll tett— what's good about it is i'll tett yaa— what's good about it is i'll tett yaa nty— what's good about it is i'll tell you why this is a better ttme— tell you why this is a better ttme ta— tell you why this is a better ttme ta-te— tell you why this is a better time to be arrested is time to be to be arrested is teaase— time to be to be arrested is teeaase—nasi time to be to be arrested is- because_has come because louis schaefer has come out because louis schaefer has come aat—eatentar. l out with a brand new calendar. his out with a brand new calendar. nts-a— out with a brand new calendar. nts-a ne— out with a brand new calendar. his-a we really- out with a brand new calendar. his a we really we're his i've got a we really we're ranntng— his i've got a we really we're ranntng tte— his i've got a we really we're running i've got— his i've got a we really we're running i've got i'm afraid i've got running i've got i'm afraid i've gat a— running i've got i'm afraid i've gat a zom— running i've got i'm afraid i've got a 2023 calendar. this is

tast— got a 2023 calendar. this is tast tne— got a 2023 calendar. this is just the front— got a 2023 calendar. this is just the front cover of it. it starts— just the front cover of it. it starts-tetng- just the front cover of it. it shows being very fit and shows me being very fit and nantsame— shows me being very fit and handsome-meat- shows me being very fit and handsome meat and it says handsome with meat and it says eamettan— handsome with meat and it says comedian, troublemaker and taasewtte— comedian, troublemaker and taasewtte .— comedian, troublemaker and housewife . that's that's what housewife. that's that's what i go by- _ housewife. that's that's what i ga ty. caneet— housewife. that's that's what i go by. cancel culture nick. go by. cancel culture now, nick. sorry.— go by. cancel culture now, nick. sorry-tte— go by. cancel culture now, nick. sorry-tie reatty— go by. cancel culture now, nick. sorry,-we really don't- sorry, louis. we really don't have in the have time. culture news in the mail. and the world's most grievous nurturing fan base are at again . yeah, grievous nurturing fan base are at again. yeah, this harry at it again. yeah, this is harry tatter— at it again. yeah, this is harry tatter .— at it again. yeah, this is harry tatter . tans— at it again. yeah, this is harry potter . fans vow— at it again. yeah, this is harry potter . fans vow to - . eage “ yeah, this is harry potter . fans vow to boycott hbo potter. fans vow to boycott hbo tv potter. fans vow to boycott hbo tv seres— potter. fans vow to boycott hbo tv series over— potter. fans vow to boycott hbo tv series over j.k._ potter. fans vow to boycott hbo tv series overj.k. rowling's tv series over j.k. rowling's tens— tv series over j.k. rowling's views on trans— tv series over j.k. rowling's views on trans debate. it's the stary— views on trans debate. it's the same story again— views on trans debate. it's the same story again and again. i t— same story again and again. i t nave— same story again and again. i mean, i have no— same story again and again. i mean, i have no interest in tarry— mean, i have no interest in tarry-tat- mean, i have no interest in tarry-tat .- mean, i have no interest in harry but i would harry potter, but i would like to harry potter, but i would like ta-a— harry potter, but i would like ta-a reattty— harry potter, but i would like to-a reality-j.k.. to see a reality show of j.k. tanttng— to see a reality show of j.k. tanttng ant— to see a reality show of j.k. rowling and vicinity of her rowling and the vicinity of her tetng— rowling and the vicinity of her tetng-ant- rowling and the vicinity of her being and uncancelled being cancelled and uncancelled just being cancelled and uncancelled tast ataat— being cancelled and uncancelled rast ataat every— being cancelled and uncancelled just about every day. there's nat— just about every day. there's nat mast— just about every day. there's not much more— just about every day. there's not much more say, really. not much more to say, really. mere-s— not much more to say, really. tnere-s-tv— not much more to say, really. there's-tv series.- not much more to say, really. there's tv series. people not much more to say, really. thecomplaining/ series. people not much more to say, really. thecomplaining again s. people not much more to say, really. thecomplaining again becauset are complaining again because tney-re— are complaining again because they're pathetic. _ are complaining again because they're pathetic. lewis daily matt— they're pathetic. lewis daily ttatt new— they're pathetic. lewis daily mail new story— they're pathetic. lewis daily mail new story that is going to nave— mail new story that is going to naveltat— mail new story that is going to naveltat at— mail new story that is going to have lot of scrolling have a lot of kids scrollingi over—dismissive over with a brief, dismissive taagn. — over with a brief, dismissive taagn. war,— over with a brief, dismissive laugh. well, this- over with a brief, dismissive laugh. well, this is- over with a brief, dismissive laugh. i“: laugh. well, this is banned phones for all under six teens. campaigners demand . well, who is campaigners demand. well, who is this campaigner? this another this campaigner? this is another non—news story because this group us for them, it's like probably a made up group. and they just sent out press they just sent out a press release and just said, we release and they just said, we want the news. want to get into the news. well, they catherine birbalsingh,

want to get into the news. well, they beentherine birbalsingh, want to get into the news. well, they been on'ine birbalsingh, want to get into the news. well, they been on this3irbalsingh, want to get into the news. well, they been on this3irbalsingwho who's been on this channel, who has record has got some some track record of knowing what helps kids, especially kids from not too promising start actually achieve at and so on. and she at school and so on. and she agrees at school and so on. and she gees tnat— at school and so on. and she agrees that no _under. 1 e“a: “tit“ and she agrees that no under 16 agrees that no child under 16 snaatt—ta- agrees that no child under 16 snaatt—ta a- agrees that no child under 16| should _to a well, agrees that no child under 16 shotknow to a well, agrees that no child under 16 shotknow what to a well, agrees that no child under 16 shotknow what they to a well, agrees that no child under 16 shotknow what they usedilell, agrees that no child under 16 shotknow what they used to l, agrees that no child under 16 shotknow what they used to say you know what they used to say tnat— you know what they used to say tnat ataat— you know what they used to say that about watching tv was tangeraas— that about watching tv was dangerous back— that about watching tv was dangerous back our day, in dangerous back in our day, in tne—tay- dangerous back in our day, in tne—day. tneyi the days before our day, they met— the days before our day, they used_listening,. used to say radio listening, tney-re— used to say radio listening,- tney-re—ttta used to say radio listening,- they'rewhat_who used to say radio listening,- they'rewhat they're-who used to say radio listening,- they'rewhat they're - rock knows what they're doing? rock and it's just these and roll is bad. it's just these people want things to be illegal and they want everything to be illegal. i agree with you. i don't think kids should have mobile phones, but it shouldn't be state to break into be up to the state to break into somebody's and take away somebody's pub and take away their. so what about what do you think ? well, it was clever. think? well, it was clever. i ttmt— think? well, it was clever. i tntnt .— think? well, it was clever. i tntnt . teat.— think? well, it was clever. i think . yeah. the- “171 well, it was clever. i think . yeah. the fact that think. yeah. the fact that tatnartne— think. yeah. the fact that katharine birbalsingh is saying it katharine birbalsingh is saying tt mates— katharine birbalsingh is saying tt mates me— katharine birbalsingh is saying it makes me think she's probably katharine birbalsingh is saying it mabecause hink she's probably katharine birbalsingh is saying it mabecause hinkrunss probably right because she runs a trttttant— right because she runs a brilliant-she| right because she runs a- brilliant_she tends brilliant school and she tends to brilliant school and she tends ta tnat— brilliant school and she tends to know what— brilliant school and she tends to know what she's talking ataat. — to know what she's talking. ataat. —nant. about. but on the other hand, can we-phones- about. but on the other hand, can we phones back now can we put phones back now we nave— can we put phones back now we nave-ttmt— can we put phones back now we have-kind.like. can we put phones back now we have _kind .like an i have them. it's kind of like an evi— have them. it's kind of like an eat—tat- have them. it's kind of like an eat—tat tte- evil that can we put like yegantsme— evil that can we put like veganism? never going veganism? it's never going to go tat.— veganism? it's never going to go tat-ternats- bad. and also, perhaps there's an—ratttngl an argument you're robbing stttts— an argument you're robbing skits-.— an argument you're robbing skills-, robbing. an argument you're robbing skills , robbing kids of skills of sorry, robbing kids of stttts— skills of sorry, robbing kids of skits-meet— skills of sorry, robbing kids of skills-need in- skills of sorry, robbing kids of skills-need in the- skills they'll need in the tatare— skills they'll need in the future economy. they need to wart— work phones. well that is eertatnty— work phones. well that is- certainly—presented

certainly how the kids presented aten— certainly how the kids presentedl nnen—ataat when we were like anxious about our when we were like anxious about nts— when we were like anxious about ttts navtng— when we were like anxious about our kids having smartphones or navtng— our kids having smartphones or navtng-ttme— our kids having smartphones or navtng-ttme. - our kids having smartphones or having-time . they- our kids having smartphones or having time. “tiy having screen time. they were absolutely you you absolutely like, you will, you will essentially mark us out as social exiles. we will be unable to communicate. we will unable to communicate. we will unable to build friendship groups or we won't build youtube channels to about. won't build youtube channels to about . yeah, exactly. build our about. yeah, exactly. build our personal brand and yeah, yeah. so it's the only thing i would say— so it's the only thing i would say tram — so it's the only thing i would say from birbal— so it's the only thing i would say from birbal singh's point of ten— say from birbal singh's point of ts— say from birbal singh's point of ts t— say from birbal singh's point of ts t ta— say from birbal singh's point of view is i do think— say from birbal singh's point of view is i do think it's quite gaat— view is i do think it's quite gaat-teast- view is i do think it's quitei good-least-gives good that at least she gives mayte— good that at least she gives mayte-tegree- good that at least she gives maybe degree support maybe some degree of support to any-tnat— maybe some degree of support to any-tnat ts— maybe some degree of support to any-that is like— maybe some degree of support to any that is like thinking any parent that is like thinking i any parent that is like thinking t am— any parent that is like thinking a an gatng— any parent that is like thinking a an gatng-tat— any parent that is like thinking i am going put my foot i am going to put my foot down aver-amt— i am going to put my foot down aver-ton-t-my- i am going to put my foot downi over-don't-my kids over this. i don't want my kids to phone, or at least not to have a phone, or at least not at or 12. maybe 14, not at eight or at 12. maybe 14, not 16, whatever. good 16, whatever. but it's good to at somebody who knows at least hear somebody who knows what they're talking about raising an alarm. if you you know, parent who is know, if you're a parent who is determined your way, know, if you're a parent who is decannined your way, know, if you're a parent who is decan itted your way, know, if you're a parent who is decan it can your way, know, if you're a parent who is decan it can be your way, know, if you're a parent who is decan it can be encouraging nay, know, if you're a parent who is decan it can be encouraging oi�*i, it can it can be encouraging or maybe maybe the schools, they maybe or maybe the schools, they have for 6 hours. have the kid for 5 or 6 hours. they you can't use they just say you can't use the tnanes—naarsl they just say you can't use the tnanes—naars. i phones during school hours. war,— phones during school hours. tett. .— phones during school hours. well, i think.— phones during school hours. well, i think. how— phones during school hours. well, i think. how about- phones during school hours. well, i think. how about that? try do that guardian now and try and do that guardian now and malingering. sorry, mental health. sick days are up over a third now. yeah. mental health.

sick days taken by civil servants— sick days taken by civil servants rise- sick days taken by civil servants rise 38% in one year. wnttenatt— servants rise 38% in one year. whitehall civil- servants rise 38% in one year. whitehall civil servants took a read— whitehall civil servants took a record 771,433— whitehall civil servants took a record 771,433 days of sick teave— record 771,433 days of sick teave tast— record 771,433 days of sick leave last year. - record 771,433 days of sick leave last year. and it's just eseatattng— leave last year. and it's just escalating and— leave last year. and it's just escalating and going crazy. tnat— escalating and going crazy. ttat ts— escalating and going crazy. that is insane— escalating and going crazy. that is insane . i- escalating and going crazy. iknow how escalating and going crazy. i know how much that is insane. i know how much yaa-re— that is insane. i know how much yaa-re getttng— that is insane. i know how much you're getting. 771,000.- i know how much you're getting. 771,000. 443. ant— you're getting. 771,000. 443. ant tt— you're getting. 771,000. 443. ant tt went— you're getting. 771,000. 443. and it went up— you're getting. 771,000. 443. and it went up from it was last tast— and it went up from it was last tast year. — and it went up from it was last tast year. t— and it went up from it was last last year. it was— and it went up from it was last last year. it was 558,185. so tt-s— last year. it was 558,185. so tt-s gatng — last year. it was 558,185. so tt-s gatng nay.— last year. it was 558,185. so it's going way, way up. and tney-re— it's going way, way up. and they're blaming— it's going way, way up. and they're blaming covid, of course . stat— they're blaming covid, of course . statt eats— they're blaming covid, of course , staff cuts, low— they're blaming covid, of course , staff cuts, low pay, long nas— , staff cuts, low pay, long naars taar— , staff cuts, low pay, long hours, poor morale. i mean, we're not complaining about any hours, poor morale. i mean, wethose. complaining about any hours, poor morale. i mean, wethose. conthinging about any hours, poor morale. i mean, wethose. conthing is, about any hours, poor morale. i mean, wethose. conthing is, thith any hours, poor morale. i mean, wethose. conthing is, this is any of those. the thing is, this is it of those. the thing is, this is t .— of those. the thing is, this is t |mean— of those. the thing is, this is t .|mean-te- of those. the thing is, this is it . mean, be honest. it. i mean, let's be honest. tentat— it. i mean, let's be honest. ttentat-ts- it. i mean, let's be honest. mental-is real.- it. i mean, let's be honest. mental is real. you it. i mean, let's be honest.- mental-is real. you know, mental health is real. you know, gat— mental health is real. you know, gat tnts— mental health is real. you know, we've got this godless culture. mental health is real. you know, we've got this sort ess culture. mental health is real. you know, we've got this sort of; culture. mental health is real. you know, we've got this sort of endless. we've got this sort of endless gaarters— we've got this sort of endless gaarters att— we've got this sort of endless quarters, all-the- we've got this sort of endless quarters, all the fear quarters, all of like the fear mangertng— quarters, all of like the fear mongering we've quarters, all of like the fear mongering-we've you mongering media. we've got, you matt— mongering media. we've got, you tnat—netante- know, we've got the hedonic treatmttt— know, we've got the hedonic treadmill media. know, we've got the hedonic- treadmill-media. we've treadmill of social media. we've got treadmill of social media. we've gat-taet— treadmill of social media. we've got-lacklmeaning. - got the lack of meaning. ttarrtage— got the lack of meaning. marriage collapsed, marriage has collapsed, relationships— marriage has collapsed, relationshi i've had my share of and we've i've had my share of mentat— and we've i've had my share of mental health— and we've i've had my share of mental health problems. but sraetatty—tal crucially, you still come to eat — crucially, you still come toj work. _didn't crucially, you still come to- work. _didn't come work. i mean, if you didn't come to work. i mean, if you didn't come ta-mentat— work. i mean, if you didn't come to-mental health- to work with mental health trattems— to work with mental healthi problems,_run problems, you wouldn't run a stan— problems, you wouldn't run a stat nttn— problems, you wouldn't run a show with comedians. i mean, problems, you wouldn't run a sho overth comedians. i mean, problems, you wouldn't run a sho over straightiians. i mean, problems, you wouldn't run a sho over straight away,i mean, problems, you wouldn't run a sho over straight away, totean, problems, you wouldn't run a sho over straight away, to be 1, it's over straight away, to be nanest. — it's over straight away, to be- nanest. —mayte. honest. freud, who was maybe, maybe not right about everything, said everything, but he said work is one the two things that makes one of the two things that makes sense where one of the two things that makes sensgo where one of the two things that makes sensgo to where one of the two things that makes sensgo to get where one of the two things that makes sensgo to get away where one of the two things that makes sensgo to get away vyour you go to get away from your mental health problems. i mean,

i certainly way about i certainly feel that way about it. but freud. freud. freud. treat— it. but freud. freud. freud. treat-on.- it. but freud. freud. freud. freud-oh, freud.| freud said that. oh, freud. treat—tretl freud said that. oh, freud. treat—tret -i freud said that. oh, freud.- freud_fred . yeah. freud not fred. not fred. yeah. teatte— freud not fred. not fred. yeah. teatte are— freud not fred. not fred. yeah. people are mentally ill. are exeetttans. — people are mentally ill. are exceptions. there- people are mentally ill. are exceptions. 1ti; 1ti; people are mentally ill. are exceptions. there are some days when come to and when i come to work and my mental declines rapidly, mental health declines rapidly, sometimes precipitously , working sometimes precipitously, working with louis. by and large . with louis. but by and large. but at the end of the day, i ttmt— but at the end of the day, i tntnt ttet— but at the end of the day, i think nick is- but at the end of the day, i think nick is right. it has to do think nick is right. it has to ta-a— think nick is right. it has to do-a godless,- think nick is right. it has to do a godless, godless do with a godless, a godless wartt— do with a godless, a godless watt-tte- do with a godless, a godless world-live in.- do with a godless, a godless world-live in. it's. do with a godless, a godless world live in. it's the world that we live in. it's the team— world that we live in. it's the teattltave— world that we live in. it's the death love. there's love. death of love. there's no love. mere-s— death of love. there's no love. tnere-s—taet- death of love. there's no love. there's—fact that. there's no with the fact that you— there's no with the fact that you-a _ there's no with the fact that yaa-a tay- there's no with the fact that yaa-a tayitarl you can take a day off for mentat— you can take a day off for mental-now,- you can take a day off for mental now, you don't mental health now, you don't nave—any- mental health now, you don't have—any of have to produce any evidence of a have to produce any evidence of 6_get- a wound, and you just get full pav— a wound, and you just get full pay-stav— a wound, and you just get full pay-stay at- a wound, and you just get full pay-stay at name. i a wound, and you just get full pay stay at home. at the pay and you stay at home. at the ent— pay and you stay at home. at the ent at— pay and you stay at home. at the ent at tne— pay and you stay at home. at the ent at tne tay— pay and you stay at home. at the end of the day, only— pay and you stay at home. at the end of the day, only 3.2 days per— end of the day, only 3.2 days per-zanant - end of the day, only 3.2 days per-zahawi was- end of the day, only 3.2 days per zahawi was taken end of the day, only 3.2 days- per-zahawi was taken off. per mbappe zahawi was taken off. so per mbappe zahawi was taken off. sa tt-s— per mbappe zahawi was taken off. sa tt-s nat— per mbappe zahawi was taken off. so it's not like— per mbappe zahawi was taken off. so it's not like a— per mbappe zahawi was taken off. so it's not like a huge amount of so it's not like a huge amount at mentat— so it's not like a huge amount of mental health— so it's not like a huge amount of mental health days. . of mental health days. it's a stgnttteant— of mental health days. it's a significant it— of mental health days. it's a significant it is,— of mental health days. it's a significant it is, but it's only three. so it is true. and comedians talk about it. and i have friends . comedians talk about it. and i have friends. i comedians talk about it. and i have friends . i cannot comedians talk about it. and i have friends. i cannot remember the last time i took single the last time i took a single day anything, including day sick for anything, including gout.i day sick for anything, including gout. i performed day sick for anything, including gout . i performed three two hour gout. i performed three two hour shows on a stool a week ago because i could barely hobble onto the stage because you didn't listen to me. i onto the stage because you didn't listen to me . i told you didn't listen to me. i told you exactly didn't listen to me. i told you exaetty tnat— didn't listen to me. i told you exactly what-need- didn't listen to me. i told you exactly what-needldo. didn't listen to me. i told you.

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so welcome back for our final - so welcome back for our final seettan. — - so welcome back for our final seettan. tte— . so welcome back for our final section. we kick— . so welcome back for our final section. we kick off— . so welcome back for our final section. we kick off louis- - so welcome back for our final section. we kick off louis with. section. we kick off louis with court news in the daily mail and non binary sensitivities are being respected by judges now. so help me god. well, i don't ttmt— so help me god. well, i don't tntnt tnts— so help me god. well, i don't think this is- so help me god. well, i don't think this is a- so help me god. well, i don't think this is a problem- t;a:iaa: well, i don't think this is a problem because aratge— think this is a problem because aratge astet— think this is a problem because a judge asked murder trial jury if a judge asked murder trial jury tt tt-s— a judge asked murder trial jury tt tt-s atay— a judge asked murder trial jury tt tt-s atay ta— a judge asked murder trial jury if it's okay to call— a judge asked murder trial jury if it's okay to call them. tattes— if it's okay to call them. ladies and— if it's okay to call them. ladies and gentlemen, after he eattet—ant- called them. ladies and genttemen— called them. ladies and gentlemen, an and this judge, stetnen— gentlemen, an and this judge, stetnen rann— gentlemen, an and this judge, stephen john, author iyer and he sat— stephen john, author iyer and he sat ne— stephen john, author iyer and he sat ne satt— stephen john, author iyer and he said he said if- stephen john, author iyer and he said he said if you'd like to he

met— said he said if you'd like to he astet tne— said he said if you'd like to he astet tne ne— said he said if you'd like to he asked the he asked the jury who tatng— asked the he asked the jury who tatng a— asked the he asked the jury who was doing a thankful job, a tnanttess— was doing a thankful job, a thankless job. _ was doing a thankful job, a thankless job. do you want to be eattet— thankless job. do you want to be called—gentlemen?- called ladies and gentlemen? i tan-t— called ladies and gentlemen? i don't-whether— called ladies and gentlemen? i don't whether you've ever don't know whether you've ever teen — don't know whether you've ever teen -tat— don't know whether you've ever teen-tat tne- don't know whether you've ever been but the judge , been to court, but the judge, tne— been to court, but the judge, tne mare— been to court, but the judge, the more he's— been to court, but the judge, the more he's going to screw you,— the more he's going to screw yaa. tne— the more he's going to screw yaa. tne mare— the more he's going to screw you, the more he's nicer to you. ttay. — you, the more he's nicer to you. ttay. ant— you, the more he's nicer to you. otay. ant tes— you, the more he's nicer to you. okay. and he's talking- you, the more he's nicer to you. okay. ' “g okay. and he's talking to the jury okay. and he's talking to the jury now. he's talking to the try.— jury now. he's talking to the ray. tat— jury now. he's talking to the ray. tat tn— jury now. he's talking to the ray. tat tn tat— jury now. he's talking to the jury. but in but at— jury now. he's talking to the jury. but in but at a- ya he's talking to the jury. but in but at a trial, tnese— jury. but in but at a trial, tnese gays— jury. but in but at a trial, these guys are- jury. but in but at a trial, these guys are unbelievably nice . tt-s— these guys are unbelievably nice . tt-s not— these guys are unbelievably nice . tt-s not a— these guys are unbelievably nice . tt-s not a ttg— these guys are unbelievably nice . ag : it's not . it's not a big deal. it's not a big . it's not a big deal. it's not a ttg teat. — . it's not a big deal. it's not a big deal. well, it's he's he's he's trying to be courteous, ostensibly. but the danger is tnat— ostensibly. but the danger is tnat yaa— ostensibly. but the danger is tnat yaa gtye— but the danger is that you give ground sort of that you give ground to sort of ttstngenaaas— that you give ground to sort ofi disingenuous _which disingenuous ideologues, which wave—arr...- we've done in the culture, teaase— we've done in the culture, because there _ we've done in the culture, because there only really because there only is really tattes— because there only is really ladies gentlemen. ladies and gentlemen. so you tan-t— ladies and gentlemen. so you tan-t reatty— ladies and gentlemen. so you don't really need— ladies and gentlemen. so you don't really need to say, is everyone, anyone offended by matt— everyone, anyone offended by tnate—tatgel that? and if you're a judge, you smart— that? and if you're a judge, you should—leave- that? and if you're a judge, you should _ leave the l should you should leave the sastety— society. really not just pander to society. really not just pander tanamense- — to this nonsense. that's my attntan— to this nonsense. that's my attntan . — to this nonsense. that's my opinion . yeah,— to this nonsense. that's my opinion . 1 .t;“a: to this nonsense. that's my opinion. 1 .t;“a: g opinion. yeah, i tend to agree with it's like the with you. it's like that. the like pronouns in like putting your pronouns in the it? it becomes a the bio, isn't it? it becomes a slightly passive aggressive thing, before it, thing, and before you know it, that elevates that sort of elevates itself above the bible as being the oath taker. but talking about tasstve— oath taker. but talking about passive aggressive— but talking about passive aggressive live ladies ant— passive aggressive live ladies and gentlemen,— passive aggressive live ladies and gentlemen, who knows if tney-re— and gentlemen, who knows if they're ladies— and gentlemen, who knows if they're ladies ?_ and gentlemen, who knows if they're ladies ? we're in they're ladies? we're in trttatn— they're ladies? we're in britain. very— they're ladies? we're in britain. very few. is it okay?

war,— britain. very few. is it okay? tett. tts— britain. very few. is it okay? well, it's four— britain. very few. is it okay? well, it's four gentlemen. well, the picture of him in the paper as the actual picture of as well, the actual picture of him standing there and he had these lacy cuffs, you these sort of lacy cuffs, you know, because he's a judge and he of looked a little bit he kind of looked a little bit trans way. anyway trans in his own way. anyway there there are things be there is there are things to be played that's played with there. that's what i find. so not to get find. so i'm not going to get stuck but that is what stuck in it. but that is what i find slightly of find slightly kind of infuriating about the whole current state of trans current state of the trans debate robbed current state of the trans de all a robbed current state of the trans de alla mystery robbed current state of the trans de alla mystery and'obbed current state of the trans de alla mystery and magic, of all its mystery and magic, isn't it? it needs to be slightly sort of magical creatures, you know, they were magical, especially especially especially the demand , especially the demand, especially the demand, especially we've seen the leprechaun. there especially we've seen the leprechaun . there he is. but the leprechaun. there he is. but the most important thing is the reveal. that was the magic . that reveal. that was the magic. that was the magic. it's like , oh, was the magic. it's like, oh, wow, bonus there . oh, wow, a little bonus there. oh, she's wearing a dress. and times now . and she's wearing a dress. and times . ant tne— she's wearing a dress. and times now . and the french— “ag a: and times now . and the french tricolour now. and the french tricolour nas— now. and the french tricolour nas teen— now. and the french tricolour has been adapted to slow down rarat— has been adapted to slow down rural speedsters_ has been adapted to slow down rural speedsters by the sound of t. — rural speedsters by the sound of t. teat— rural speedsters by the sound of t. teat .— rural speedsters by the sound of t. teat . .— rural speedsters by the sound of it. yeah . i mean,— rural speedsters by the sound of it. yeah . i mean, it's- rural speedsters by the sound of it. 111ti;e“ “ . 1ti; 1“ it. yeah. i mean, it's french traffic lights that turn red if you speed, if you go at the correct speed that the communist government wants you then, government wants you to, then, you know , you're allowed to go you know, you're allowed to go through green wave, through and get a green wave, green you green wave. otherwise you get the light you're going

the red light if you're going too it's probably too fast. and it's probably ridiculously low anyway because these these speed limits have got especially got so absurd, especially in london, although this is france. but, don't have much but, i mean, i don't have much to it other it to say about it other than it sort people lab sort of training people like lab rats. sort of very rats. and it's just sort of very french. something french french. there's something french about state about it or too much state control. it does feel control. for me, it does feel very— control. for me, it does feel very mast— control. for me, it does feel very much like— 1 for me, it does feel very much like people are being natget— very much like people are being natget-tnat- very much like people are being nudged, that thing nudged, which is that thing thatj came—ago, wasn't came in a few years ago, wasn't it? came in a few years ago, wasn't ttt-termtnatagy— came in a few years ago, wasn't ttt-termtnatagy e- came in a few years ago, wasn't it? terminology ? no. just it? that terminology? no. just tett— it? that terminology? no. just tett-tnat— it? that terminology? no. just tett-ntat ta- it? that terminology? no. just tell-what to .you . tell people what to do. you just sart—tnem- sort of suggest it to them, atmast— sort of suggest it to them, almost subconscious albie. and of almost subconscious albie. and at tt— almost subconscious albie. and of course it can— almost subconscious albie. and of course it can work very well. they— of course it can work very well. tney tat— of course it can work very well. tney tat tte— of course it can work very well. they put like cardboard boxes in satermartets— they put like cardboard boxes in supermarkets standing near the tart— supermarkets standing near the tratt ant— supermarkets standing near the tratt ant veg— supermarkets standing near the fruit and veg because obviously controversially, _ fruit and veg because obviously controversially, but they're trytng—ta controversially, but they're - trytng —ta eat trying to encourage you to eat tnase—tnat. - trying to encourage you to eat those _that. and. trying to encourage you to eati those _that. and you those things like that. and you ttmt— those things like that. and you ttnt at— those things like that. and you ttnt at-ttett— those things like that. and you kind of well, that's no kind of go, well, that's no worse-having- kind of go, well, that's no worse having somebody kind of go, well, that's no- worse-having somebody shout worse than having somebody shout tnraagn— worse than having somebody shout tnraagn a— worse than having somebody shout tnraagn a tad— worse than having somebody shout through a loud hailer, your worse than having somebody shout throtbut, loud hailer, your worse than having somebody shout throtbut, but d hailer, your worse than having somebody shout throtbut, but it hailer, your worse than having somebody shout throtbut, but it mounts, your worse than having somebody shout throtbut, but it mounts, doesn't veg. but, but it mounts, doesn't it? veg. but, but it mounts, doesn't ttt erataatty.— veg. but, but it mounts, doesn't it? gradually. it— veg. but, but it mounts, doesn't it? gradually. it does mount . it? gradually. it does mount. ant— it? gradually. it does mount. ant yta— it? gradually. it does mount. ant yta tt— it? gradually. it does mount. and you do feel— it? gradually. it does mount. and you do feel increasingly tnat— and you do feel increasingly tnat yar— and you do feel increasingly that you're in— and you do feel increasingly that you're in kind of that you're in some kind of vett— that you're in some kind of weird laboratory experiment. tea-re— weird laboratory experiment. you're - actually- weird laboratory experiment. you're actually living in you're not actually living in tne— you're not actually living in tne reat— you're not actually living in the real world— you're not actually living in the real world at all. yeah. ant— the real world at all. yeah. ant tt— the real world at all. yeah. and it escalates— the real world at all. yeah. i and it escalates-escalates. and it escalates and escalates. eventually scamdemic eventually you get a scamdemic. yeah. yeah. you know what? yeah. yeah. but you know what? there's something similar that happened old happened really old in pennsylvania where there's a sign on the pennsylvania

turnpike which says if go turnpike which says if you go ten over, fine . is ten miles over, you're fine. is $25. if you go 30 miles over, you're fine. it's $50. if you go 100, you know, you're fine. and then it says, how rich do you feel? yeah, yeah, think that's feel? yeah, yeah, i think that's tarr— feel? yeah, yeah, i think that's tat—me- feel? yeah, yeah, i think that's tat—me tne- feel? yeah, yeah, i think that's tat—me tne tayl fair enough. give me the pay seate— fair enough. give me the pay seate tast— fair enough. give me the pay scale back to— fair enough. give me the pay scale back to the— fair enough. give me the pay scale back to the mail now, teats— scale back to the mail now, ttats ant— scale back to the mail now, louis and the— scale back to the mail now, louis and the latest in trvvetttan— louis and the latest in orwellian upgrades. this is ttytng— orwellian upgrades. this is. ttytng—traettng flying police insects tracking tonn— flying police insects tracking down motorists. _ flying police insects tracking down motorists. yeah, this is ant— down motorists. yeah, this is more and more— down motorists. yeah, this is more and more of the same. “ more and more of the same. this is more and more of the same. this ts matte.— more and more of the same. this is horrific. police— more and more of the same. this is horrific. police drones to spy is horrific. police drones to spy motorists from four miles spy on motorists from four miles away road safety in england away for road safety in england and wales and it's not even just speeding. this is not intended. tnts— speeding. this is not intended. tnts ts— speeding. this is not intended. tnts ts not— speeding. this is not intended. tnts ts not t— speeding. this is not intended. this is not i mean,— : “g this is not intended. this is not i mean, sometimes yta— this is not i mean, sometimes ya get— this is not i mean, sometimes ya get totte— this is not i mean, sometimes you get police officers by the srte— you get police officers by the stte tt— you get police officers by the stte tt tne— you get police officers by the side of the road— you get police officers by the side of the road with a speed gan— side of the road with a speed gan-etatt— side of the road with a speed gun.-could-okay,| gun. so you could say, okay, tts— gun. so you could say, okay, tt-s stmttar— gun. so you could say, okay, it's similar-but- gun. so you could say, okay, it's similar but this it's similar to that, but this is it's similar to that, but this ts tast— it's similar to that, but this ts rast tney— it's similar to that, but this is just they might pull you over ant— is just they might pull you over ant ga— is just they might pull you over ant ga-yta— is just they might pull you over ant ga-yta ere- is just they might pull you over and go, you were driving and go, well, you were driving ing and go, well, you were driving tng-rtgnte— and go, well, you were driving tng-rtgnte t- and go, well, you were driving ing-right? i don't- ing weirdly, right? i don't know.— ing weirdly, right? i don't knot—tnel ing weirdly, right? i don't- know,_the white know, like crossing the white tne— know, like crossing the white tne-yea— know, like crossing the white line _you were - know, like crossing the white line you were cornering line when you were cornering or stmetttng. —t- line when you were cornering or something. i suppose something. yeah. yeah i suppose ttenet— something. yeah. yeah i suppose ttenet a— something. yeah. yeah i suppose we've opened a pandora's box of sattsm. — we've opened a pandora's box of sadism. _course, we- we've opened a pandora's box ofi sadism. _course, we know sadism. and of course, we know it's that. driving it's there for that. driving is more lot of more dangerous than a lot of things, quite legitimately. but my who the my problem is who saw the police's behaviour during the covid i know, covid era and thought, i know,

let's give them drones. you know, worried about the know, i'm just worried about the level the police will level of power the police will have what are they going to have and what are they going to do it. even the photographs do with it. even the photographs in do with it. even the photographs tn-tatty— do with it. even the photographs tn-tatty-tt— do with it. even the photographs in-daily-of police- in the daily mail of police operattng— operating drones, they had a sort—trett- operating drones, they had a sort—dredd jawi operating drones, they had a- sort_dredd jaw kind sort of set judge dredd jaw kind of sort of set judge dredd jaw kind t—ere- of you know, they were like operattng — of you know, they were like operattng—vta of you know, they were like - operating _you can operating these things. you can tell operating these things. you can tett tt— operating these things. you can tett tt teets— operating these things. you can tell it feels a— operating these things. you can tell it feels a bit- operating these things. you can tell it feels a bit paramilitary to men.— tell it feels a bit paramilitary to them-mean,- tell it feels a bit paramilitary to them. mean, we may be to them. and i mean, we may be very— to them. and i mean, we may be very mast— to them. and i mean, we may be very much further— to them. and i mean, we may be very much further down the sttttery— very much further down the slippery slope— very much further down the slippery slope or further the slippery slope or further up the top slippery slope or further up the ttt-matter.- slippery slope or further up the top whatever. yeah top of it or whatever. yeah etmtaret— top of it or whatever. yeah compared america. but the compared to america. but the militarisation_ compared to america. but the militarisation of— compared to america. but the militarisation of american totte— militarisation of american parse-tast- militarisation of american police last couple police in the last couple of teeates— police in the last couple of- decades-extraordinary. decades has been extraordinary. you decades has been extraordinary. vta tnta.— decades has been extraordinary. vta tntvv. ant— decades has been extraordinary. you know, and it— decades has been extraordinary. you know, and it only ever goes one direction,— you know, and it only ever goes one direction, you— you know, and it only ever goes one direction, you know, before yta— one direction, you know, before| yea—tatt you know it, everyone is in full ttaet— you know it, everyone is in full black combat— you know it, everyone is in full black combat gear. _ you know it, everyone is in full black combat gear. yeah. �*ftti; you know it, everyone is in full black combat gear. yeah. �*xatai black combat gear. yeah. we want to go— black combat gear. yeah. we want to get-tt— black combat gear. yeah. we want to go-to hobbies— black combat gear. yeah. we want to go to bobbies on the to go back to bobbies on the beat. sticks and the big beat. those sticks and the big hats that hats where you couldn't run that fast fall off at fast so it would fall off at least if you see a police officer in the distance holding a like a have got a gun like a what have you got a radar or whatever , you know, radar gun or whatever, you know, you a chance to react. just you got a chance to react. just being vaguely-that- you got a chance to react. just being vaguely-that there| being vaguely aware that there. seems—sortlbuzzing seems to be some sort of buzzing aattmatet— seems to be some sort of buzzing automated. becomes out of automated. it becomes out of tnat— automated. it becomes out of tnat — automated. it becomes out of that mirror. it— automated. it becomes out of that mirror. . 1 that mirror. it becomes out of that mirror. it becomes out of that scene in in goodfellas . that scene in in goodfellas. remember when he's being followed helicopter? followed by the helicopter? yeah. i being yeah. he's thinking, am i being followed ? followed by the helicopter? yeah. nick muranow rather more

old-anti—social- old fashioned anti—social behaviour. _ old fashioned anti—social behaviour. as— old fashioned anti—social behaviour. as she has come to ttgnt— behaviour. as she has come to light-australia— behaviour. as she has come to light-australia . - behaviour. as she has come to light australia . 1 “g light in australia. the shocking stuff inside australia's 40 stuff is inside australia's 40 strong, most inbred family farm as eight members arrested. so in australia it's a relative term. it's the most inbred by no means the only inbred australian family. look it's a nation of convicts. it was an experiment. it didn't work out because this you think i'm joking, but you look and it's like it's look into it and it's like it's betty who's believed to be betty colt, who's believed to be tim daughter, is tim and june's daughter, is thought all thought to have changed all the names. they all names. they changed all the names,-useless. i names, so they're useless. anyway.— names, so they're useless. anyway, .thought - names, so they're useless. anyway, .thought to - names, so they're useless. anyway, thought to have anyway, it's thought to have conceived together conceived 12 children together with her brother. and it gets worse worse. of them worse and worse. some of them are a bucket of are sleeping next to a bucket of faeces there was faeces and urine. there was someone the out just someone in the woods out just feral who was pregnant. that's how discovered how they discovered like a regular family. except all regular family. except they all steera— regular family. except they all steep-otter. - regular family. except they all sleep-other. it's- regular family. except they all sleep-other. it'sjusti sleep with each other. it's just a etmttete— sleep with each other. it's just a complete it's— sleep with each other. it's just a complete it's horrendous. a treatttvn. — a complete it's horrendous. a breakdown. and— a complete it's horrendous. a breakdown. “a: a complete it's horrendous. a breakdown. ' “a: “ag breakdown. and one thing that struck me is it's infamously known farm . how does known as incest farm. how does it business? i mean, the it stay in business? i mean, the eggs it's eggs must be amazing. it's called incest farm. it's still going. am i right? this to on going. am i right? is this to on the kids? to a thing called the tttntargn— the kids? to a thing called the edinburgh dungeon.— a:e71 to a thing called the edinburgh dungeon. a few years ago edinburgh dungeon. a few years agtltne— edinburgh dungeon. a few years agtltne tn— edinburgh dungeon. a few years agtltne tn tne— edinburgh dungeon. a few years ago the in the heart ago in the in the heart of

tttntargn. — ago in the in the heart of edinburgh. .it's- edinburgh. and it's like ttvtasty— edinburgh. and it's like obviously those edinburgh. and it's like obviously _those of obviously one of those kind of ttsneyttet— obviously one of those kind of disneyfied experiences. the obviously one of those kind of disithingd experiences. the obviously one of those kind of disithing thataeriences. the obviously one of those kind of disithing that they ces. the obviously one of those kind of disithing that they sell there,e big thing that they sell there, i big thing that they sell there, t—tnel i think they were called the savney— i think they were called the sawney beans— i think they were called the sawney beans .— i think they were called the sawney beans . they like sawney beans. they were like a very—tamtty- sawney beans. they were like a very—tamtty .- sawney beans. they were like a very—tamtty . tneyl very incestuous family. they ttvet— very incestuous family. they ttvet tn— very incestuous family. they lived in-remote,- very incestuous family. they lived in remote, maybe on lived in some remote, maybe on an—ntgntantsl lived in some remote, maybe on an-and-highlandsl lived in some remote, maybe on an and the highlands lived in some remote, maybe on an and the king'sghlands lived in some remote, maybe on an and the king's menids lived in some remote, maybe on an and the king's men were anyway, and the king's men were sent— anyway, and the king's men were sent to— anyway, and the king's men were sent to get— anyway, and the king's men were sent to get them— anyway, and the king's men were sent to get them and they were cannibalistic.— sent to get them and they were cannibalistic. and— sent to get them and they were cannibalistic. and one of the men-got.— cannibalistic. and one of the men-got. got- cannibalistic. and one of the men got, got captured or men got, got, got captured or stmetttng— men got, got, got captured or something-was- men got, got, got captured or something was properly something and it was properly tnat— something and it was properly tnat vas— something and it was properly tnat tne— something and it was properly that was the one— something and it was properly that was the one thing my kids were absolutely— that was the one thing my kids were absolutely terrified of. ant— were absolutely terrified of. ant ve— were absolutely terrified of. and we assume— were absolutely terrified of. and we assume was all and we assume that was all cannibalism— and we assume that was all cannibalism and— and we assume that was all cannibalism and cannibalism, tte— cannibalism and cannibalism, tttelttg— cannibalism and cannibalism, like.big cannibal- cannibalism and cannibalism, like big cannibal incest like a big cannibal incest tamtty— like a big cannibal incest tamtty tnat— like a big cannibal incest family that were so they were eattng—veani eating and having sex. yeah, yeat— eating and having sex. yeah, yean-tney— eating and having sex. yeah, yeah. .they were- eating and having sex. yeah, yeah. they were capture yeah. and they were capture peoplev_ yeah. and they were capture tene-tnta.- yeah. and they were capture people, know, and people, you know, and extraordinary. but this was like in extraordinary. but this was like tn tne— extraordinary. but this was like tn tne tetn— extraordinary. but this was like in the 18th century or something. - in the 18th century or something. so it's in the 18th century or- something.-so it's like something. yeah. so it's like eattng— something. yeah. so it's like eattng year— something. yeah. so it's like eating your panties. 111ti;e“ eating your panties. yeah. anyway.— eating your panties. yeah. anyway. we— eating your panties. yeah. anyway, we have— eating your panties. 111ti;e“ anyway, we have finally lewis, tne.— anyway, we have finally lewis, tne. tne— anyway, we have finally lewis, the. the woman— anyway, we have finally lewis, the. the woman who married a gttst— the. the woman who married a gntst. tnts— the. the woman who married a gnost. tnts ts— the. the woman who married a ghost. this is definitely not an attenttn— ghost. this is definitely not an attention seeking— ghost. this is definitely not an attention seeking fruit bat . attention seeking fruit bat. teat.— attention seeking fruit bat. teat. to.— attention seeking fruit bat. teat. to. not— attention seeking fruit bat. yeah, no, not at— attention seeking fruit bat. yeah, no, not at all. - attention seeking fruit bat. yeah, no, not at all. this woman, rocky, woman is married woman, rocky, a woman is married to at halloween. to a to a ghost at halloween. now an exorcism to get rid now wants an exorcism to get rid of him. so she's saying she married a ghost. and now i got to get rid of this guy. okay, that's bad enough. then that's bad enough. but then she says she says at the wedding ,

says she says at the wedding, her ghost husband and he's a ghost. just couldn't resist winding me up and made an inappropriate comment about marilyn monroe looking hot. this is at the wedding. the ghost is. they have some dead guests, rtgnte— they have some dead guests, rtgnte tney— they have some dead guests, right? they have— they have some dead guests, right? they have marilyn and ttvts— right? they have marilyn and ttvts. ant— right? they have marilyn and elvis. and yes— right? they have marilyn and elvis. and yes. _ right? they have marilyn and elvis. and yes . “.ai1ti;~er. “ag elvis. and yes. so interesting. okay. hadn't even invited marilyn. should not have. attntagn— marilyn. should not have. attntagn tt— marilyn. should not have. although it was- iie1 .«a “ should not have. although it was like she's tttnttng— although it was like she's thinking, really ? . although it was like she's- thinking,-really ? it's our thinking, wow, really? it's our tetttng— thinking, wow, really? it's our vetttng tay— thinking, wow, really? it's our wedding day. the comet was the comet completely ruined my evening. yeah yeah. you know what? the tragic. can i just say one thing? yeah. the tragic thing is you've got ten seconds. this is way women this this is the way women are. this is women are. i was is the way women are. i was going the is the way women are. i was gang-tne gntst- is the way women are. i wasi going-the ghost wasn't going to say, the ghost wasn't all going to say, the ghost wasn't att-teeaase— going to say, the ghost wasn't all because didn't all bad because he didn't like tnttttt— all bad because he didn't like mitt-st- all bad because he didn't like phillip-so there. all bad because he didn't like phillip so there is phillip schofield. so there is tnat. —aoao.| that. okay, now i'm 5050. the show over. so let's show is nearly over. so let's take quick look at take another quick look at tuesday's front pages. daily tuesday's front pages. the daily mail have 19 terror suspects among channel arrivals. the telegraph have biden will push to unite all stormont parties . to unite all stormont parties. the guardian junior doctor strikes could run until the general election. the times have strike will cause a month of

disruption and joe biden with his rabbit on both papers the express have don't get ill. doctors strike is going to hurt. and finally the star doped me up. scotty those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you very much to my guests, as always, louis schaffer and nick dixon . tune in schaffer and nick dixon. tune in tomorrow night. we will be joined scott capurro and leo joined by scott capurro and leo kearse. and remember, if you're watching 5 repeat, stay watching the 5 am. repeat, stay tuned . we have the breakfast tuned. we have the breakfast show after the break. show just after the break. otherwise, an absolute otherwise, it's been an absolute pleasure. again pleasure. i'll see you again tomorrow night. good night.

hundreds of thousands of operations will be cancelled amid warnings that junior doctors strikes will cause unpack caleld disruption . good unpack caleld disruption. good morning. it's 6:00. it's taestay— morning. it's 6:00. it's tuesday, the- morning. it's 6:00. it's tuesday, the 11th of april. this is breakfast— tuesday, the 11th of april. this is breakfast on— tuesday, the 11th of april. this is breakfast on gb news with tmm— is breakfast on gb news with eamonn holmes— is breakfast on gb news with eamonn holmes and isabel webster teattng— eamonn holmes and isabel webster teattng tne— eamonn holmes and isabel webster leading the news— eamonn holmes and isabel webster leading the news on— eamonn holmes and isabel webster leading the news on this tuesday mtrntng. — leading the news on this tuesday morning. health— leading the news on this tuesday morning. health leaders have urged the public to avoid risky behaviour as junior doctors begin walkouts. patients could face a full month of disruption as the nhs struggles to cope with one of the worst strikes in

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