ofa of a speech at ulster ahead of a speech at ulster university tomorrow. meanwhile police in northern ireland have found four suspected pipe bombs dunng found four suspected pipe bombs during a public safety operation an hours before the arrival of the president. officers had petrol bombs and stones and bottles thrown at their vehicles dunng bottles thrown at their vehicles during the security check at a cemetery in creggan. the police federation of northern ireland says the discovery is a clear statement of intent to harm police officers. while the psni has called it a further sinister and worrying development . and it and worrying development. and it follows violent scenes in londonderry yesterday where missiles were thrown at police cars during an anti—agreement republican march which he hospital bosses say they're worried about overnight care. tonight as they try to find cover during seeing junior doctor strikes in england . doctor strikes in england. thousands of british medical association members began their four days of industrial action today. four days of industrial action today . downing street is today. downing street is refusing to hold further talks with the union unless it abandons its 35% pay rise

demands and calls off the strikes. experts warn the walkout could be the most disruptive in nhs history, with up to 350,000 appointments and surgeries cancelled . now labour surgeries cancelled. now labour has launched a new advertising campaign claiming the prime minister is personally responsible for the country's economic struggles. the twitter ad says rishi sunak thinks it's right to raise taxes for working people, whilst his family has benefited from a tax loophole. it's the second attack on the prime minister in as many days in the run up to may's local elections. after labour accused him of not sending child sex abusers to prison yesterday . abusers to prison yesterday. both ads have angered mps , both ads have angered mps, including those within the labour party in lancashire . labour party in lancashire. specialist divers went back to the river wyre today where the body of nicola bulley was found. lancashire police confirmed they went back to where the mother of two was last seen. as part of

their coroner's investigation into her death, the 45 year old was reported missing in january while she was out walking with her dog . and just lastly, winds her dog. and just lastly, winds of up to 60 miles an hour are expected overnight tonight as the uk is set to face unsettled weather over the coming days. yellow weather warnings for wind and rain are in place until tomorrow with the met office warning people may have to deal with difficult road conditions as well as persistent rain. there are predictions , too, for there are predictions, too, for a cold blast of icy air tomorrow morning as well, which could see an increased risk of snow over northern parts of britain and eight flood alerts still remain in place across southern england . those are your latest news stories. now time for headlines and good evening. it is time for

headliners— and good evening. it is time for headliners with— and good evening. it is time for headliners with me,— ': g: g it is time for headliners with me, simon evans. ' 2 32 “g it is time for headliners with me, simon evans. i'm headliners with me, simon evans. rm joined— headliners with me, simon evans. rm joined tonight— headliners with me, simon evans. i'm joined tonight by— headliners with me, simon evans. i'm joined tonight by the- i'm joined tonight by the wonderfully tall and talented leo curson. scott capurro , twin leo curson. scott capurro, twin towers of journalistic integrity . he flies a plane into us too soon. too soon. not- he flies a plane into us too soon. “ not too soon for soon. too soon. not too soon for you,— soon. too soon. not too soon for you, anyway.— soon. too soon. not too soon for you, anyway. you-e— soon. “ not too soon for you, anyway. you're both well. yeah. — you, anyway. you're both well. yeah. vou— you, anyway. you're both well. yeah. you know,— you, anyway. you're both well. yeah. you know, you look good. yeah,— yeah. you know, you look good. yeah, rm— yeah. you know, you look good. yeah, i'm feeling— yeah. you know, you look good. yeah, i'm feeling all right. you-e— yeah, i'm feeling all right. you're having— yeah, i'm feeling all right. you're having to, like, support your— you're having to, like, support your weight.— you're having to, like, support your weight. i'm— you're having to, like, support your weight. i'm trying to be as oeu— your weight. i'm trying to be as ten oo— your weight. i'm trying to be as ten aslis- — your weight. i'm trying to be as tall as.is. i'm— your weight. i'm trying to be as tall as.is. i'm trying- your weight. i'm trying to be as tall as is. q “g tall as he is. i'm trying to lift myself. he's so lifted. you're not sore or anything. no, no, no. okay. excuse me. so let's have a quick at let's have a quick look at wednesday's pages. wednesday's front pages. the. the mail with enough the daily mail lead with enough to make you sick. we will need to make you sick. we will need to see a bit of context for that. i think it's the nhs strike. the guardian have police us launch investigation into a sexual misconduct claims at the cbiand sexual misconduct claims at the cbi and there's a picture of brighton and rishi sunak on the front who have been discussing the future prospects for irish peace. the express i go with

wimbledon has handed putin a win. that's wimbledon tennis tournament, which is to allow russian tennis players this summer the metro with gone . in summer the metro with gone. in 360 seconds and the mirror goes with coronation chaos fear or in the mirror's case, rubbing their hands together with delight. i suspect the staff finally lead with robo clop. those are the front pages. let's take a look at them in some detail. so we begin here with with the daily mail. yes, begin here with with the daily mail . yes, they've got the mail. yes, they've got the headline— mail. yes, they've got the headline enough- m? c yes, they've got the headline enough to make you sick.— headline enough to make you sick. — headline enough to make you sick. loo— headline enough to make you sick. it's about— headline enough to make you sick. it's about the- headline enough to make you sick. . \. headline enough to make you sick. \. sick. it's about the nhs. so a militant leader, i don't know if he's actually armed with a kalashnikov of england's junior doctors. has gone on holiday just as his colleagues have launched 96 hour strike. so junior doctors are going on strike and it's actually it's one of these strikes that's actually going to have a serious

impact. people are going to we are going to see an excess in deaths because this. so it's deaths because of this. so it's going it's going kill going to it's going to kill people. it's interesting you say that because lewis schaffer in that because lewis schaffer in that very last night that very seat last night believed expose believed that this would expose the for the fraud, that the nhs for the fraud, that it is, it kills more people is, that it kills more people than so see. than it saves. so we'll see. but, you stats won't lie but, you know, stats won't lie very think i think some public very i think i think some public services like the civil service go strike. know, nothing, go on strike. you know, nothing, nothing because nothing really happens because everything about everything they do takes about ten anyway. so but ten months to do anyway. so but the junior right at the the junior doctors right at the right the front line. but right at the front line. but he's being criticised going he's being criticised for going on holiday. but isn't a holiday pretty the as pretty much the same as a strike? and like the way they strike? and i like the way they call it, a 96 hour strike, which strike? and i like the way they call isubtly» hour strike, which strike? and i like the way they call isubtly suggest rike, which strike? and i like the way they call isubtly suggest they nhich strike? and i like the way they call isubtly suggest they would does subtly suggest they would have working have otherwise been working straight would be straight through. that would be a shift for a junior. well someone would been working someone would have been working because hospitals because as you said, hospitals kill people. so they're very buoy— kill people. so they're very busy destroying— cc so they're very busy destroying lives and pomeg— busy destroying lives and. potting—hours busy destroying lives and- pulling_hours is a pulling families. 96 hours is a moo-o— pulling families. 96 hours is a moo-o o— pulling families. 96 hours is a that's a farce. but i think i think you can attain that as a i can't think there's anything else you do 96 hours. else you can do for 96 hours. anyone can do straight. maybe those uber runs that- ' ca“ g“ maybe those uber runs that they do

' 2?“ 9“ maybe those uber runs that they do in the desert,— those uber runs that they do in the desert, right? _ those uber runs that they do in the desert, right? “43?" those uber runs that they do in the desert, right? / the desert, right? yeah. the not not o— the desert, right? yeah. the not not a good day for marathons. not a good day for how you do it. not a good day for uber. runs though, after that video from we're not the from rochdale. so we're not the story you want to be doing, which is, yeah, we're not covering for some reason. you covering it for some reason. you think do you think the daily mail like obviously just mail are like obviously just showing colours showing their own colours here or it irresponsible of or is it is it irresponsible of this chapter on holiday? it this chapter go on holiday? it seems a slightly sort of seems to me a slightly sort of a bit of a titbit rather than a good time to go on holiday actually, because you know, they're working. so now's they're not working. so now's they're not working. so now's the yeah. so he's the time, is it? yeah. so he's roe-o— the time, is it? yeah. so he's he-o killing— the time, is it? yeah. so he's he's killing two— the time, is it? “43?" so he's he's killing two birds, but i wooed— he's killing two birds, but i wod d— he's killing two birds, but i wonder if he's— he's killing two birds, but i wonder if he's going somewhere and wonder if he's going somewhere ood dodowdoo— wonder if he's going somewhere and thinking about what he's dooe—wod- and thinking about what he's done _you said,| and thinking about what he's- done _you said, what done because like you said, what wow-oe— done because like you said, what doew-oe-oedw— done because like you said, what they're-really it's- they're doing is really it's odd. — they're doing is really it's odd. wo— they're doing is really it's bad. it's going- they're doing is really it's bad. it's going to- they're doing is really it's bad. got» “3 cc they're doing is really it's- bad. it's going to kill people. and they have bad. it's going to kill people. and they-have designedj and they should have designed ooooedodod— and they should have designed something that— and they should have designed something that says that they're not something that says that they're ood-do — something that says that they're ood-do dowe— something that says that they're not-to strike. and- not allowed to strike. and you woow— not allowed to strike. and you know, - reform - not allowed to strike. and you know,-reform the - not allowed to strike. and you know, reform the nhs. know, we can reform the nhs. they— know, we can reform the nhs. they odo— know, we can reform the nhs. they mowe— know, we can reform the nhs. they can maybe get some more ooooew— they can maybe get some more ooooew-d— they can maybe get some more ooooew-d-oodow- money. mean i don't think doctore— money. mean i don't think doctors are— money. mean i don't think doctors are particularly wodeoodd— doctors are particularly underpaid. you're doctors are particularly uljuniorid. you're doctors are particularly uljunior doctor, you're doctors are particularly uljunior doctor, it's you're doctors are particularly uljunior doctor, it's beinge doctors are particularly uljiintern.)ctor, it's beinge doctors are particularly uljiintern. so>r, it's beinge doctors are particularly uljiintern. so you're beinge doctors are particularly uljiintern. so you're still)einge an intern. so you're still in ooe— an intern. so you're still in the learning,— an intern. so you're still in the learning, learning phase. doe— the learning, learning phase. doe-dood— the learning, learning phase. the-thing about- the learning, learning phase. the thing about the the whole thing about the modded— the whole thing about the medical-it- the whole thing about the medical it takes years medical trade is it takes years ood—d- medical trade is it takes years ood—d ooeool and years and years. i mean,

thev'd— and years and years. i mean, doew-d-oeweo— and years and years. i mean, they'd-seven year- and years and years. i mean, they'd seven year degree, they'd like seven year degree, woo-o— they'd like seven year degree, wood-dod— they'd like seven year degree, isn't-and then— they'd like seven year degree, isn't and then they keep isn't it? and then they keep deooodoo— isn't it? and then they keep learning hospital isn't it? and then they keep. learning-hospital for learning inside the hospital for £13 learning inside the hospital for odd-meooo— learning inside the hospital for £i3-means more- learning inside the hospital for £13 means more when £13 an hour means more when wow-oe— £13 an hour means more when wow-e dwoo— £13 an hour means more when wow-e dwoo do— £13 an hour means more when you're living in birmingham than it you're living in birmingham than w—wod-oe— you're living in birmingham than w—wod-oe dwoo- you're living in birmingham than it you're living here. it does when you're living here. dddooddo— it does when you're living here. although birmingham _ it does when you're living here. although birmingham is- it does when you're living here. although birmingham is quite pncey although birmingham is quite pricey they get pricey now. sure, they get doodoo— pricey now. sure, they get doodoo-oo- pricey now. sure, they get london - as well. i pricey now. sure, they get. london - as well. yeah, london waiting as well. yeah, ow— london waiting as well. yeah, odd—of- london waiting as well. yeah, odd—of doe- london waiting as well. yeah,| £14_of the other £14 an hour. most of the other dwe— £14 an hour. most of the other doe-oo— £14 an hour. most of the other like-or death— £14 an hour. most of the other like or death situations. like life or death situations. they— like life or death situations. whey-doe— like life or death situations. . doew-ooe-doo-o they draft the army and don't they— they draft the army and don't they-goddesses.- they draft the army and don't they goddesses. and they draft the army and don't- they-goddesses. and so they the green goddesses. and so yeah— they the green goddesses. and so weed-ooe— they the green goddesses. and so weoo-oee ood. - they the green goddesses. and so yeah-see that. give. yeah i'd like to see that. give doom— yeah i'd like to see that. give them o— yeah i'd like to see that. give them o dood— yeah i'd like to see that. give them a good some field dressings wow— them a good some field dressings wow oed— them a good some field dressings wow oed wido— them a good some field dressings navy seal with his— them a good some field dressings navy seal with his whole face ododed— navy seal with his whole face ododed-ood— navy seal with his whole face painted and orange. painted green and orange. domestic.— painted green and orange. fantastic.-seen- painted green and orange. fantastic. seen a lot of fantastic. i've seen a lot of doctors— fantastic. i've seen a lot of doctors-their- fantastic. i've seen a lot of doctors their their pay doctors posting their their pay swoo— doctors posting their their pay odoo-oowod- slips on twitter saying, oh, doo— slips on twitter saying, oh, owe-dowe- slips on twitter saying, oh, this-little i- slips on twitter saying, oh, this-little i take- slips on twitter saying, oh, this little i take home this is how little i take home owe— this is how little i take home owe-wo— this is how little i take home after-it's like,- this is how little i take home after it's like, yeah, after tax. it's like, yeah, wedooooe— after tax. it's like, yeah, welcome to _ after tax. it's like, yeah, welcome to my you after tax. it's like, yeah,- welcome to my-you know welcome to my world. you know wood—ow- welcome to my world. you know what—my doo- welcome to my world. you know what—my ooe dol what i mean? except my tax is going— what i mean? except my tax is goinglpav_ what i mean? except my tax is going-pay your— what i mean? except my tax is going pay your wages. there's going to pay your wages. there's a going to pay your wages. there's o—dd— going to pay your wages. there's o—ou oo— going to pay your wages. there's o—ou of too. - going to pay your wages. there's a_all of this. there. a solution to all of this. there may— a solution to all of this. there mow-oeedod. - a solution to all of this. there mow-oeedod. .- a solution to all of this. there may-seeing. i do- a solution to all of this. there may seeing. i do think may be not seeing. i do think we— may be not seeing. i do think it's interesting.— may be not seeing. i do think it's interesting. i— may be not seeing. i do think it's interesting. i mean, the it's interesting. i mean, on the ooe-ooew— it's interesting. i mean, on the ooe-doew ooe— it's interesting. i mean, on the one -they are are- it's interesting. i mean, on the one they are are looking one hand, they are are looking for o— one hand, they are are looking for o dow— one hand, they are are looking for a 35%-rise,_ one hand, they are are looking for a 35% rise, which is for a 35% pay rise, which is dooodwew— for a 35% pay rise, which is absolutely-even. for a 35% pay rise, which is absolutely even as absolutely absurd, even as a bargaining— absolutely absurd, even as a dogwood-oo- absolutely absurd, even as a bargaining to begin bargaining position to begin woo.— bargaining position to begin wwo. oo— bargaining position to begin wwo. do doe— bargaining position to begin with. on the other hand, they probably— with. on the other hand, they oooooow—wwol with. on the other hand, they- probably _with aslef probably have noticed with aslef and probably have noticed with aslef oodloo— probably have noticed with aslef oodloo-oedoo— probably have noticed with aslef and on being unionised and so on that being unionised ood—do- and so on that being unionised ood—do doe- and so on that being unionised and—is the only and creating strikes is the only way— and creating strikes is the only wow-wooed— and creating strikes is the only way.protect_now,i way to protect your job. now, oooeo— way to protect your job. now, odoeo oeoode-o— way to protect your job. now, other people's jobs are just going— other people's jobs are just going wow-oe— other people's jobs are just going they're just being picked other people's jobs are just goi like 1ey're just being picked other people's jobs are just goi like snipers. st being picked other people's jobs are just goi like snipers. alley1g picked other people's jobs are just goi like snipers. alley you cked off like snipers. alley you woow.— off like snipers. alley you woow. weed.— off like snipers. alley you know. yeah. and this you know. yeah. and this is, you woow— know. yeah. and this is, you

woow-do— know. yeah. and this is, you woow-do oo— know. yeah. and this is, you know,-is on the- know. yeah. and this is, you know, is on the front page know, this is on the front page as know, this is on the front page do much— know, this is on the front page as much as possible. / know, this is on the front page as much as possible. “43?" kid“? as much as possible. yeah. what thew-oe— as much as possible. yeah. what they're doing this is what comedians to do comedians have failed to do throughout my entire career. anyway, we on to the anyway, we move on to the odooddoo. — anyway, we move on to the guardian. scott— anyway, we move on to the guardian. 2�*fd�*ozgc anyway, we move on to the- guardian. scott well,-police guardian. scott well, the police have invested have launched an investigation into sexual misconduct the misconduct at the cbi, the confederation is dismantling officially . apparently there's officially. apparently there's been loads of sexual allegations made . tony danker, who was the made. tony danker, who was the director general, was dismissed. he was already under investigation, not to mention a number of tasteless limericks, i would imagine . probably more would imagine. probably more woo— would imagine. probably more do dz— would imagine. probably more too 12 oooe— would imagine. probably more than 12 more than— would imagine. probably more than 12 more than the- than 12 more than the allegations- than 12 more than the allegations made the organisation they represent 190,000— organisation they represent 190,000 businesses. “c; ”c; 190,000 businesses. they're fodod— 190,000 businesses. they're fodod o— 190,000 businesses. they're facing a boycott by many of his own members. yeah. so so it's a problem too, because they're spread pretty thin as it is. and it's interesting . it's the and it's interesting. it's the dw— and it's interesting. it's the my of— and it's interesting. it's the city of london— and it's interesting. it's the city of london police, not the wet— city of london police, not the wet of— city of london police, not the met of course,— city of london police, not the met of course, because they're dodde — met of course, because they're dodde ooe — met of course, because they're inside the square— met of course, because they're inside the square mile and i took— inside the square mile and i wow wow— inside the square mile and i think they may— inside the square mile and i think they may possibly be a rower— think they may possibly be a other oooe— think they may possibly be a rather more serious and august oodoodoodoo— rather more serious and august ooooodoodoo do— rather more serious and august organisation to be— rather more serious and august organisation to be investigating rather more serious and august 0|very;ation to be investigating rather more serious and august 0|very smallto be investigating rather more serious and august 0|very small tiesa investigating rather more serious and august 0|very small ties with astigating rather more serious and august 0|very small ties with themting rather more serious and august 0|very small ties with them too. a very small ties with them too. odo— a very small ties with them too. out they— a very small ties with them too.

odd they-verv— a very small ties with them too. but they very smart. black but they were very smart. black doom.— but they were very smart. black doowo. they— but they were very smart. black cloaks. they look— but they were very smart. black cloaks. they look immaculate at the cloaks. they look immaculate at doe-oo— cloaks. they look immaculate at the-of london.— cloaks. they look immaculate at the of london. police. have the city of london. police. have you— the city of london. police. have you-encountered- you ever encountered one? oeoodoe— you ever encountered one? because there's— you ever encountered one? because there's only about 12 of doom. — because there's only about 12 of doom. ieodeo— because there's only about 12 of them. -easier to— because there's only about 12 of them. -easier to do- because there's only about 12 of them. easier to do the them. it's easier to do the dododw. — them. it's easier to do thei laundry. _proud. them. it's easier to do the- laundry. _proud. well, laundry. they do us proud. well, i'm laundry. they do us proud. well, do -foowood— laundry. they do us proud. well, i'm-forwardlit.- laundry. they do us proud. well, i'm forward it. biden i'm looking forward to it. biden odo— i'm looking forward to it. biden ooe-owe— has departed after his theatrical— has departed after his theatrical display in ireland. he theatrical display in ireland. we-woo— theatrical display in ireland. we-woo just- theatrical display in ireland. he-was just he- theatrical display in ireland. he _was just he just. he has. he was just he just wants to the peace . that's wants to keep the peace. that's all wants. and wants to keep the peace. that's all-wants. and have- wants to keep the peace. that's all-wants. and have his- 2 that's all wants. and have his irish all he wants. and have his irish oooeoww— all he wants. and have his irish ancestry recognised and honoured . we— ancestry recognised and honoured . we-woooo— ancestry recognised and honoured . we-woodo do.— ancestry recognised and honoured . he-wants to. he's- . he really wants to. he's redw— . he really wants to. he's oeodw going— . he really wants to. he's really going on- . he really wants to. he's really going on about it and owe— really going on about it and owe dood— really going on about it and have about four— really going on about it and have about four days. he can owe— have about four days. he can owe-dz— have about four days. he can have-12 terrible- have about four days. he can have 12 terrible meals. have about 12 terrible meals. doe— have about 12 terrible meals. the food— have about 12 terrible meals. the food do— have about 12 terrible meals. the food in northern ireland is doooddoew— the food in northern ireland is absolutely _ off. i absolutely worth killing off. it's absolutely worth killing off. w-o-oow- absolutely worth killing off. it's - how that - absolutely worth killing off.- it's-how that happened. it's abysmal how that happened. deod— it's abysmal how that happened. ooeod comedy— it's abysmal how that happened. great comedy club _ it's abysmal how that happened. great comedy club at— it's abysmal how that happened. great comedy club at the- it's abysmal how that happened. great comedy club at the empire. oh yeah, yeah, yeah . really oh yeah, yeah, yeah. really amazing. strong night. even. even english person, even for an english person, because there. because i've performed there. but as a tough. but i think as a scot tough. yeah you got to be careful. do you remember there was a famous patrick who was the patrick kielty who was the host there course achieved there and of course achieved a degree apparently there and of course achieved a degrebrought apparently there and of course achieved a degrebrought on apparently there and of course achieved a degrebrought on nick)parently there and of course achieved a degrebrought on nick wilty,tly there and of course achieved a degrebrought on nick wilty, who once brought on nick wilty, who genuinely serving with genuinely had been serving with the in ireland previously, the army in ireland previously, goes. welcome on to the goes. please welcome on to the stage for first time back in stage for the first time back in ireland of uniform. wow. ireland out of uniform. wow. first time i played there actually in like 95, 96, 1895,

the comic that went on before me was english, and they booed him off after about three minutes because he brought up the tube and i was terrified. but they're all and i was terrified. but they're dd odde— and i was terrified. but they're dd owe wido— 2 �*22 but they're all cute with american. 2 22 but they're all cute with american. (222 all cute with american. cute wwo — all cute with american. cute woo woo. — all cute with american. cute with you. yeah,— all cute with american. cute with you. yeah, exactly. they love everyone except us, basically. but, you know, and the same for if you go to the same goes for if you go to edinburgh and you got edinburgh and you haven't got much of act, you know, you much of an act, you know, you show of flank, whereas an show a bit of flank, whereas an irish act they will i always think they regard each other as a of thing. yeah a kind of cousin thing. yeah maybe. have a look maybe. yeah. let's have a look at daily express, daily at the daily express, daily express wimbledon express says wimbledon has handed putin so they've handed putin a win, so they've lifted ban on russian lifted the ban on russian players. apparently year, players. apparently last year, wimbledon banned players wimbledon banned russian players from this year, from competing this year, they've lifted. i don't know why. not as if the war is why. it's not as if the war is going anything's really going away or anything's really changed. russia's going away or anything's really changeobehaving russia's going away or anything's really changeobehaving worse ussia's going away or anything's really changeobehaving worse .;sia's going away or anything's really changeobehaving worse . buts putin's behaving worse. but yeah, so there are a couple of russian players , danny, daniel russian players, danny, daniel medvedev i don't know if he's any relation and belarus's aryna sabalenka i wonder if they've been asked whether they personally denounce the war or anything because i know some of

them refuse to do that. didn't they? and there have been like opera singers and so on who have refused get involved and have refused to get involved and have then there then been kicked out and there have gymnasts who have used have been gymnasts who have used sports. russian sports people have as a chance have used the podium as a chance to support russia, which is, you know, pretty bad look know, that's a pretty bad look for. but what do they for. but what choice do they owe — for. but what choice do they owe woodw— but what choice do they have really? obviously their foodies— have really? obviously their families-great- have really? obviously their. families-great-back families are at great risk back home— families are at great risk back dome—weed,- home if they don't. yeah, pddo-o— home if they don't. yeah, putin's made— home if they don't. yeah, putin's made very clear any putin's made it very clear any ooooddoo— putin's made it very clear any opposition-either- putin's made it very clear any opposition either going be opposition is either going to be oodoooed— opposition is either going to be oodoooed-oo— opposition is either going to be poisoned or disappear, poisoned or shot or disappear, in poisoned or shot or disappear, do which— poisoned or shot or disappear, in which case— poisoned or shot or disappear, in which case you— poisoned or shot or disappear, in which case you might that in which case you might say that wdooodedoo— in which case you might say that wimbledon-way,— in which case you might say that wimbledon way, has them wimbledon in a way, has put them into wimbledon in a way, has put them dodo—oow— wimbledon in a way, has put them into—now, because- into harm's way now, because they— into harm's way now, because they-likely- into harm's way now, because doew-dwew oo- into harm's way now, because they-likely to be - they are more likely to be gooded— they are more likely to be waded-saving- they are more likely to be goaded saying something. goaded into saying something. so goaded into saying something. so desperate— goaded into saying something. so desperate to _ goaded into saying something. so desperate to compete. they've been waiting, obviously, they've olympics ing, obviously, they've olympics is], obviously, they've olympics is going ously, they've olympics is going to ;ly, they've olympicsris going to go and the olympics is going to go forward— and the olympics is going to go forward-russian- and the olympics is going to go forward russian team forward with the russian team ood— forward with the russian team ood wow-we— forward with the russian team and they've athletes and they've those athletes themselves— and they've those athletes themselves are _ and they've those athletes themselves are saying nothing dood— about the war. maybe i mean, it's about the war. maybe i mean, dds-oed— about the war. maybe i mean, it's - neck - neck - about the war. maybe i mean, it's neck neck now it's like neck and neck now between russians and the unvaxed, , of who can unvaxed, isn't it, of who can get barred the most get barred from the most tournaments. ukraine is tournaments. and ukraine is about its about to launch its counteroffensive using all of american top tech. so american europe's top tech. so maybe by the time wimbledon comes around, we'll be looking at over , reckon reckon at be over, i reckon i reckon moscow be under european moscow will be under european control. that would be

control. so that would be marvellous . control. so that would be marvellous. i've long said they've overestimated the power of the russian winter these days. global warming has left them yeah the daily them exposed. yeah the daily star with actually star finally with actually i think this is by their standards, this is quite an interesting prospect. i will terminate footie— 2 2 iwill terminate footie managers “2 2 iwill terminate footie managers within ten terminate footie managers within oeo weooo. — terminate footie managers within oeo weoro. d— terminate footie managers within ten years. a footie— terminate footie managers within ten years. a footie boss says droo— ten years. a footie boss says ddoo wru— ten years. a footie boss says clubs will be _ ten years. a footie boss says clubs will be run— ten years. a footie boss says clubs will be run by artifice intelligence _ clubs will be run by artifice intelligence managers within ten weoro— intelligence managers within ten weoro froro — intelligence managers within ten weoro woro oow— intelligence managers within ten years from now. so— intelligence managers within ten years from now. so i think this is years from now. so i think this do ooodode— years from now. so i think this is possible because i remember were— is possible because i remember there woo— is possible because i remember there o— is possible because i remember there was a book— is possible because i remember there was a book came out a few were— there was a book came out a few weoro odo— there was a book came out a few weero ego ceded— there was a book came out a few years ago called something like a years ago called something like e roodoeu— years ago called something like e rooweu ow— years ago called something like a football by numbers or ooroedoroo— a football by numbers or something like i can't remember. and something like i can't remember. dod w— something like i can't remember. and it we— something like i can't remember. and it was about— something like i can't remember. and it was about the— something like i can't remember. and it was about the extent- something like i can't remember. and it was about the extent to which already it wasn't called artificial intelligence. it was simply using algorithms to determine what was the best. but they could work out who you had in defence, how many yards he was supposed to run for, or how fast he was supposed to track back what were the best tactics, or you could just watch the screen yourself, know screen yourself, you know how much you need to much intelligence do you need to talk a ball going up and talk about a ball going up and down the field? i don't get it. roere-o— down the field? i don't get it. roere-o roo— down the field? i don't get it. there's too - sports - down the field? i don't get it. there's too - sports on i 2 2“ i don't get it.

there's too sports on tv there's too many sports on tv eod— there's too many sports on tv eod-roo— there's too many sports on tv eod-doo rodeo— there's too many sports on tv and -too much talk- there's too many sports on tv and too much talk about it and then too much talk about it eroerwerdo. — and then too much talk about it eroerwerdo. lwod— and then too much talk about it afterwards. lyou-it,- afterwards. if you like it, wedoo— afterwards. if you like it, wedoolow— afterwards. if you like it, watch i but for- afterwards. if you like it, watch but for oh, god's watch it. but for oh, god's oede— watch it. but for oh, god's oewe. wed,— watch it. but for oh, god's sake. well, interesting sake. well, the interesting rowd— sake. well, the interesting wood-ro- sake. well, the interesting thing,-in terms- sake. well, the interesting thing, in terms of thing, i think in terms of i rode— thing, i think in terms of i mean, this exactly what i was mean, this is exactly what i was rewroo— mean, this is exactly what i was rewroo erode— mean, this is exactly what i was talking about in— mean, this is exactly what i was talking about in terms of being dorooroed.— talking about in terms of being dorooroed. — talking about in terms of being unionised. that's— talking about in terms of being unionised. that's the only way to protect your and of to protect your jobs. and of course, of these higher course, some of these higher echelon who probably echelon guys who will probably think of think they have cult of personality, swing personality, but that can swing against you lose your job against you. you lose your job after couple of bad matches after a couple of bad matches because blames you as because everyone blames you as an absurd. because everyone blames you as an what absurd. because everyone blames you as an what you absurd. because everyone blames you as an what you used jsurd. because everyone blames you as an what you used torrd. because everyone blames you as an what you used to have yeah, but what you used to have with a football manager was he wasn't tactician. i wasn't really a tactician. i mean, that mean, he had a bit of that element, as as element, but as much as anything, like a father anything, he was like a father figure for a bunch of highly testosterone you know, testosterone fuelled, you know, young, say young, young. you say, you say like more interested like that. i'm more interested in watching what they need like that. i'm more interested in vmale ng what they need like that. i'm more interested in vmale cheerleaders. 1ey need like that. i'm more interested in vmale cheerleaders. i've1eed are male cheerleaders. i've always said same are male cheerleaders. i've. always said - same - in always said the same thing in wow—roeo-o- always said the same thing in tiny—that's all. tiny short shorts. that's all thev- — tiny short shorts. that's all thev- mood-o— tiny short shorts. that's all they. ithat's lfor- tiny short shorts. that's all. they. ithat's lfor-one. they. that's it for part one. coming two, we cover coming up in part two, we cover crass political campaigns, the revenge the nerds. and revenge of the nerds. and the best to kicked out of best way to get kicked out of the we'll see you a the ritz. we'll see you in a couple

and welcome back to headliners. i am simon evans tonight. i am joined by two scots, leo kearse and scott capurro scots. in two different senses, playing with the language. they're elegantly well done . let's continue with well done. let's continue with the we kick off with the stories we kick off with wednesday's guardian , and as the wednesday's guardian, and as the kids say, labour are dunking on rishi's wife. leo yeah , they rishi's wife. leo yeah, they are. they're dragging her as well i know if you well. so i don't know if you remember the labour had these attack ads on rishi that were saying, he , he approves of saying, oh, he, he approves of child sex, he's not prosecuting it and stuff and they were slammed for that. so now they've moved to attacking wife moved to on attacking his wife over her tax affairs because over her tax tax affairs because she was registered as non—domicile child, which meant that she didn't have to pay full tax on her earnings. but as the wife of the prime minister, i mean, surely the minimum the minimum we ask for from our prime ministers is that they live the in britain. they're live in the in britain. they're domiciled we're in this domiciled here. we're in this century least. yeah i mean, century at least. yeah i mean, it wasn't that long ago they used to the house of lords used to be in the house of lords when they weren't in france. yes

no, you're absolutely right. it when they weren't in france. yes no, aru're absolutely right. it when they weren't in france. yes no, a bite absolutely right. it when they weren't in france. yes no, a bit cheeky. tely right. it when they weren't in france. yes no, a bit cheeky. yeah.ght. it when they weren't in france. yes no, a bit cheeky. yeah. so. it when they weren't in france. yes no, a bit cheeky. yeah. so this was a bit cheeky. yeah. so this this seems a bit more, you this seems to be a bit more, you know, this this is based know, this this advert is based in and, you know, in fact and, and, you know, they've got a real point. and as well as that, they don't mention this, but rishi had and his wife had green cards while he was certainly when he was free buses in parliament. no cindy yu in new york. they had the choice to live in america. and it's like, you know, like you can't have one foot in britain and another foot country like foot in another country like commit if you're going to be the leader commit to leader of britain, commit to being do agree with leader of britain, commit to beinrbut do agree with leader of britain, commit to beinrbut i do agree with leader of britain, commit to beinrbut i thinkdo agree with leader of britain, commit to beinrbut i think the gree with leader of britain, commit to beinrbut i think the only with leader of britain, commit to beinrbut i think the only issue you, but i think the only issue could that has resolved you, but i think the only issue coul she that has resolved you, but i think the only issue coul she does has resolved you, but i think the only issue coul she does nowhas resolved you, but i think the only issue coul she does now pay'esolved you, but i think the only issue coul she does now pay taxesed that she does now pay taxes here. it is an historic here. so it is it is an historic well , she was here. so it is it is an historic well, she was caught. but yeah. what about all the past taxes that about all that she had? what about all drew—dow- that she had? what about all that?_they didn't. that? that's why they didn't dwe— that? that's why they didn't do do— that? that's why they didn't ddwe do the — that? that's why they didn't live in the apparently, live in the us, apparently, oeoedoe— because the us government doeoo-d— because the us government. doesn't—tolerate doesn't they wouldn't tolerate it. doesn't they wouldn't tolerate dd. -oer— doesn't they wouldn't tolerate dd. -oer-oer- doesn't they wouldn't toleratei it. _her-her money. it. it made her pay her money. weed,— it. it made her pay her money. veeo-oewe— it. it made her pay her money. yeah,-have much- it. it made her pay her money. yeah, have much tougher. yeah, they have much tougher. veer. — yeah, they have much tougher. veer. veer.— yeah, they have much tougher. “25?“ yeah. wednesdays yeah. yeah. on to wednesdays ddroeo— yeah. yeah. on to wednesdays ddroeo oow— yeah. yeah. on to wednesdays times now. our— “25?“ yeah. on to wednesdays times now. our economy is performing— times now. our economy is performing_the| times now. our economy is. performing—the old performing worse than the old ooeo. — performing worse than the old ooeo. -oedd— performing worse than the old chap. _halflbottle- chap. after half a bottle of johnnie—the- chap. after half a bottle of johnnie _the of johnnie walker. by the sound of it, johnnie walker. by the sound of dw—do- johnnie walker. by the sound ofi it,_is remaining it, the uk economy is remaining worse . performance- it, the uk economy is remaining worse . performance of- it, the uk economy is remaining worse . 2 worse. performance of top nafions worse. performance of top nations 0.3% growth control

action in 2023. well the usa is at 1, up , action in 2023. well the usa is at 1, up, china is at 5% and india is at 6.4, which is why they're investing in small villages along the border with china right now. it's interesting, 2“ it's interesting, although i will china right now. it's- interesting, although i will i mean,_things. interesting, although i will i mean,_things to| mean, there's two things to say. woodw— mean, there's two things to say. rdroddwle— mean, there's two things to say. rdroddwle-eo— firstly, it's a it's an estimate,- firstly, it's a it's an estimate, it's a projection. wherever— estimate, it's a projection. whatever wrong whatever they're famously wrong all whatever they're famously wrong err—e- whatever they're famously wrong edd—e oododel all the time. but also a couple of dodooo— all the time. but also a couple or rodooo dred— all the time. but also a couple of things that actually have oeooeoed— of things that actually have happened actually quite happened are actually quite good.— happened are actually quite good-dwe- happened are actually quite. good.-like-grown good. it seems like it's grown a ddwde— good. it seems like it's grown a ddddde odd— good. it seems like it's grown a little bit over— good. it seems like it's grown a little bit over the— good. it seems like it's grown a little bit over the last the deed— little bit over the last the deer owerder— little bit over the last the last quarter, but also so it's erode— last quarter, but also so it's edoowd high— last quarter, but also so it's about high inflation. inflation and about high inflation. inflation eod dodereod— about high inflation. inflation and interest rates, which unless the bank of england finds their senses somewhere and slows down the interest rates rises. no, they didn't put them up. i just i don't i thought that about four months ago and now i'm not so sure because look what we're at. is it because you're are you kind of basing it on your own personal style? have you got roordoeoed— personal style? have you got roordoeoed-dodod- personal style? have you got mortgage? going get mortgage? we're going to get some news. my husband some very bad news. my husband is pretending like nothing's going happen. like, going to happen. i'm like, honey, the honey, we're going to lose the house. so, yes, they house. so, yes, unless they change, going have to change, i'm going to have to leave. buti change, i'm going to have to leave. but i think imf is leave. but i think the imf is part— leave. but i think the imf is oerd od— leave. but i think the imf is oerd od-woke— leave. but i think the imf is part of-woke blob- but i think the imf is

part of woke blob that part of this woke blob that just weodo— part of this woke blob that just wants-britain- part of this woke blob that just wants-britain and- wants to attack britain and deed— wants to attack britain and attack brexit. _ wants to attack britain and attack brexit. every move doeoedoe— attack brexit. every move because every— attack brexit. every move because every every prediction attack brexit. every move beca make ery every prediction attack brexit. every move beca make ery evrthe 3rediction attack brexit. every move beca make ery evrthe british on they make about the british eoooorow— they make about the british eooorow-doe- they make about the british economy be wrong. they make about the british- economy-be wrong. and economy seems to be wrong. and drew-re— economy seems to be wrong. and roew-re edwewo— economy seems to be wrong. and they're always assuming that were-oo— they're always assuming that w-rego dodo- we're going to go into recession. last year they said we-d— recession. last year they said we'd-recession. - recession. last year they said we'd recession. our we'd go into recession. our eoooorow— we'd go into recession. our- economy—british economy this year we our british eoooorow— economy this year we our british economy-by— economy this year we our british eoooorow-dow-dd- economy this year we our british economy by it didn't economy grew by 4. so it didn't dood— economy grew by 4. so it didn't door ewodd— economy grew by 4. so it didn't just avoid recession. one of the odroogeod— just avoid recession. one of the strongest growths— just avoid recession. one of the strongest growths of all countries,— strongest growths of all countries, although it is still od— countries, although it is still od oodw— countries, although it is still one of only two— countries, although it is still one of only two countries, i dodow— one of only two countries, i think developed— one of only two countries, i think developed countries to edu— think developed countries to odddd doe— think developed countries to odddd doe doe— think developed countries to still be the whole size of the eoooorow— still be the whole size of the economy are still— still be the whole size of the economy are still below the ore—oeoderodo— economy are still below the pre—pandemic level. but think pre—pandemic level. but i think wedd— pre—pandemic level. but i think we-dd—ddwel we'll come out the way we like doe— we'll come out the way we like the wor— we'll come out the way we like the door does— we'll come out the way we like the imf does-have- we'll come out the way we like the imf does have it in the imf does seem to have it in for — the imf does seem to have it in for d— the imf does seem to have it in for d-oedd- the imf does seem to have it in for us. i-call them- for us. i wouldn't call them woke. — for us. i wouldn't call them- wowe. —deroododw woke. i mean, they are famously dwe— woke. i mean, they are famously ddwe doew-re — woke. i mean, they are famously like they're the— woke. i mean, they are famously like they're the kind of financial— like they're the kind of financial wing of the neo conservative _ financial wing of the neo conservative industrial complex , is conservative industrial complex r-islwalkr_ conservative industrial complex ,-is.walk, which- conservative industrial complex ,-is.walk, which is. conservative industrial complex , is walk, which is no, , which is no walk, which is no, drew-re— , which is no walk, which is no, doew-re—do- , which is no walk, which is no, doew-re—do do- , which is no walk, which is no, they're-up to esg. , which is no walk, which is no,i they're-up to esg and they're all signed up to esg and dai they're all signed up to esg and odd eod— they're all signed up to esg and odd eod edd— they're all signed up to esg and dai and all the— they're all signed up to esg and dai and all the things borrowed roooew— dai and all the things borrowed roooew droro— dai and all the things borrowed money from from _ dai and all the things borrowed money from from the german goweroroeod— money from from the german government, too.— money from from the german government, too. 2 ”2?ch government, too. it's really strange. but i think also they're worried the imf is worried that the tourism is going to suffer uk this going to suffer in the uk this summer we reported summer because as we reported here, and the french here, the german and the french tourists are not coming over. it's by about half. do they it's down by about half. do they come? usually the _ it's down by about half. do they come? usually the french- 2 2 do they come? usually the french and the oerroeoo-do. — come? usually the french and the germans, do. americans germans, they do. the americans

for—eooorow- germans, they do. the americans for—another. yeah. for one reason or another. yeah dd-o— for one reason or another. yeah we dodereoddog— for one reason or another. yeah it's interesting, but— for one reason or another. yeah it's interesting, but americans are it's interesting, but americans do,— it's interesting, but americans ”pr-the— it's interesting, but americans are up, the germans are down are up, but the germans are down eod— are up, but the germans are down eod-oerroeoo— are up, but the germans are down and-germans-french- and the germans and french door.— and the germans and french door-od— and the germans and french don't-of people- and the germans and frenchi don't-of people there don't. a lot of people there don't. a lot of people there don't passports don't have passports and they don't have passports and they don't to bother. oh, that's don't want to bother. oh, that's dodereoddog. — don't want to bother. oh, that's interesting. france— don't want to bother. oh, that's interesting. france is— don't want to bother. oh, that's interesting. france is the- 22“ 2 oh, that's interesting. france is the most odooeooddd— interesting. france is the most successful tourist— interesting. france is the most successful tourist gathering oeddoo— successful tourist gatheringi oeddoo—gddde nation in the world by quite some distance,— nation in the world by quite some distance, a huge some distance, by a huge ddodeooe— some distance, by a huge distance capita. and i've distance per capita. and i've doog—oooddd- distance per capita. and i'vei long—should steal long thought we should steal dred— long thought we should steal. doed—oewe long thought we should steal- doed—oewe oo that crown from them. we have so rodeo— that crown from them. we have so rodeo-order— that crown from them. we have so rodeo-order .— that crown from them. we have so much-offer . they- that crown from them. we have so much offer . they have, that crown from them. we have so mucia offer . they have, that crown from them. we have so mucia few offer . they have, that crown from them. we have so mucia few things er . they have, that crown from them. we have so mucia few things in. they have, that crown from them. we have so mucia few things in paris' have, that crown from them. we have so mucia few things in paris ,�*iave, that crown from them. we have so mucia few things in paris , ave, like, a few things in paris, a couple— like, a few things in paris, a oodode od— like, a few things in paris, a couple of cathedrals, but very , couple of cathedrals, but very, werw— couple of cathedrals, but very, werw ddwde. — couple of cathedrals, but very, very little. that's— couple of cathedrals, but very, very little. that's southern ooeow — very little. that's southern coast. nice— very little. that's southerni coast. nice-weather very little. that's southern. coast. nice-weather in very little. that's southern- coast. nice-weather in the coast. nice warm weather in the summer. they've got the mediterranean,- they've got the mediterranean, but is summer. they've got the- mediterranean, but-is just mediterranean, but paris is just as mediterranean, but paris is just eoeo— doodoo. l mediterranean, but paris is just. as_as london. and as rainy and cold as london. and doodoo— as rainy and cold as london. and doodoolweoddw— as rainy and cold as london. and london-vastly more— london is vastly more interesting. - london is vastly more interesting. it's got london is vastly more- interesting.-it's got more interesting. and it's got more wddoreoow— interesting. and it's got more wddoreoow .— interesting. and it's got more vibrancy . right.— interesting. and it's got more vibrancy. right. if you interesting. and it's got more vibrancy . right. if you see sue, vibrancy. right. if you see sue, i vibrancy. right. if you see sue, d dodow— vibrancy. right. if you see sue, d dodok we— vibrancy. right. if you see sue, i think we should— vibrancy. right. if you see sue, i think we should be going . are i think we should be going. are you— i think we should be going. are wow worwdog— i think we should be going. are wow worwdog dor— i think we should be going. are you working for sadiq khan? i do. d— you working for sadiq khan? i do. d do— you working for sadiq khan? i do. i do think— you working for sadiq khan? i do. | do think the— you working for sadiq khan? i do. i do think the big story is all do. i do think the big story is au about— do. i do think the big story is all about china— do. i do think the big story is all about china just gathering in au— all about china just gathering in an the— all about china just gathering in all the gold— all about china just gathering in all the gold and is launching is going— in all the gold and is launching is going io— in all the gold and is launching is going is is— in all the gold and is launching is going to is going to really sake— is going to is going to really take on— is going to is going to really take on iss— is going to is going to really take on the petrodollar as an aiismsiivs— take on the petrodollar as an alternative world _ take on the petrodollar as an alternative world reserve currency going to alternative world reserve- currency-going to bomb currency or he's going to bomb isiwsn— currency or he's going to bomb isiwsn sni— currency or he's going to bomb taiwan and destroy his own sssnomg iss— taiwan and destroy his own economy. g arcs?" g taiwan and destroy his own economy. g arias?" g 5656 economy. it's yeah, it's 5050. the economy. it's yeah, it's 5050. is guardian— economy. it's yeah, it's 5050. the guardian-i've- economy. it's yeah, it's 5050. the guardian-i've been. the guardian next. i've been saying—neiisl the guardian next. i've been. saying—nerds are saying this for years. nerds are dangerous— saying this for years. nerds are dangerous oni— saying this for years. nerds are dangerous and cannot be trusted.

leo dangerous and cannot be trusted. ioo noon— dangerous and cannot be trusted. leo yeah, absolutely. there's leo yeah, absolutely. so there's a leo yeah, absolutely. so there's o—wnion- leo yeah, absolutely. so there'si o—wnisn-ioon a pentagon leak which has been nosed— a pentagon leak which has been nosed-video— a pentagon leak which has been traced-video game- a pentagon leak which has been traced video game chat traced to a video game chat group— traced to a video game chat group-ino— traced to a video game chat group-the users- traced to a video game chat group the users arguing group with the users arguing ino— group with the users arguing one no— group with the users arguing over the war in— group with the users arguing over the war in ukraine. it's niioiious— over the war in ukraine. it's hilarious and— over the war in ukraine. it's hilarious and this is incredibly oonoging— hilarious and this is incredibly oonoging .— hilarious and this is incredibly oonoging . iog— hilarious and this is incredibly damaging . top secret documents damaging. top secret documents oioui— damaging. top secret documents about no— damaging. top secret documents about one no— damaging. top secret documents about the war in— damaging. top secret documents about the war in ukraine that insi— about the war in ukraine that were that were— about the war in ukraine that were that were leaked onto a video— were that were leaked onto a video gono— were that were leaked onto a video game chat— were that were leaked onto a video game chat platform called discord— video game chat platform called i>issoni in— video game chat platform called i>issoni in on— video game chat platform called discord in an effort to win an oigunoni— discord in an effort to win an argument about— discord in an effort to win an argument about the war when the guys— argument about the war when the guys playing— argument about the war when the guys playing a_ argument about the war when the guys playing a game, this wasn't in no— guys playing a game, this wasn't in one course— guys playing a game, this wasn't in the course of— guys playing a game, this wasn't in the course of a— guys playing a game, this wasn't in the course of a game. it's iiko— in the course of a game. it's iiko o— in the course of a game. it's more like a chat— in the course of a game. it's more like a chat room that onions— more like a chat room that attracts gamers.- more like a chat room that attracts gamers. this is the snoo— attracts gamers. this is the snot oons— attracts gamers. this is the chat rooms they're arguing about,— chat rooms they're arguing about, arguing— chat rooms they're arguing about, arguing about the game and—won- about, arguing about the gamei onwoi—. ani and arguing about the war. and somebody— somebody actually said, here noos— somebody actually said, herei have—documents somebody actually said, here. have—documents . somebody actually said, here- have_documents . you have some leaked documents. you know,— have some leaked documents. you know, thev've— have some leaked documents. you know, they've saying know, they've been saying oggonniiy— know, they've been saying apparently they've been passing ioounonis— apparently they've been passing documents design of documents showing the design of ionks — documents showing the design of tanks. _various_ documents showing the design of tanks. yeah, various instruments that used in war and some of that are used in war and some of they caught or they think they they caught or they think there were guys one there were three guys on one of these that these websites that were actually former soldiers that had leaked all these documents to win an argument against another nerd on a screen somewhere in the world. well, there's nothing more- " : well, there's nothing more important inan— there's nothing more important inon inn.— there's nothing more important inon inoi. i— there's nothing more important than that. i guess— there's nothing more important than that. i guess this is why men - secrets than i men leak more secrets than ii-s— men leak more secrets than women. it's because of the ego oni— women. it's because of the ego and no— women. it's because of the ego and the hubris.— women. it's because of the ego and the hubris. don't want

and the hubris. you don't want to and the hubris. you don't want io-inoi— and the hubris. you don't want to-that argument.- and the hubris. you don't want to that argument. yeah, to lose that argument. yeah, insis— to lose that argument. yeah, snore—oi- to lose that argument. yeah,| there—of leaks there have been lots of leaks ins— there have been lots of leaks ins-non — there have been lots of leaks like -from from - there have been lots of leaks like from from game like this from from a game cousi— like this from from a game sound no— like this from from a game called war which is called war thunder, which is onnoionin— called war thunder, which is apparently really technical , apparently a really technical, an accurate, accurate, accurate gono— an accurate, accurate, accurate gone .— an accurate, accurate, accurate gone . so— an accurate, accurate, accurate gone . so poopin— an accurate, accurate, accurate game . so people argue over how game. so people argue over how osonooi ii— game. so people argue over how osonooi ii is— game. so people argue over how accurate it is and— game. so people argue over how accurate it is and then they non.— accurate it is and then they ioon. they— accurate it is and then they leak. they leaked the design. i oon-i— leak. they leaked the design. i oon-i nnon— leak. they leaked the design. i oon-i know i— leak. they leaked the design. i don't know if it's— leak. they leaked the design. i don't know if it's the t—90, the rossion— don't know if it's the t—90, the russian russian _ don't know if it's the t—90, the russian russian tank they've nongo— russian russian tank they've leaked.ithink_ russian russian tank they've leaked. think the abrams leaked. i think the abrams ninoninis— leaked. i think the abrams ninoninis .— leaked. i think the abrams blueprints . so,— leaked. i think the abrams blueprints . so, yeah, the owner blueprints. so, yeah, the owner of blueprints. so, yeah, the owner oi noi— blueprints. so, yeah, the owner of that website _ blueprints. so, yeah, the owner of that website said this is non— of that website said this is both illegal— of that website said this is both illegal and pointless. but for both illegal and pointless. but in nin— both illegal and pointless. but in him ins— both illegal and pointless. but for him it's such— both illegal and pointless. but for him it's such a— both illegal and pointless. but for him it's such a money—maker yeah, you know, the interface between reality games and, between reality and games and, and also, you know, like the bellingcat like organisation, these people that just study pictures and go that isn't an m48 that's an m37 with an adapted wing cover. it's extraordinary. now- extraordinary. now there is adapted wing cover. it's- extraordinary. now there is more inosiiigonso— extraordinary. now there is more intelligence outside of the minion— intelligence outside of the military than _ intelligence outside of the military than there is inside . military than there is inside. ano— military than there is inside. and i— military than there is inside. no i wonder— military than there is inside. and i wonder what— military than there is inside. and i wonder what the- military than there is inside. and i wonder what the military uses. and i wonder what the military uses . what? well, i think uses. what? well, i think i ininn— uses. what? well, i think i think there— uses. what? well, i think i think there has— uses. what? well, i think i think there has to- c. vow? well, i think i think there has to be a presumption- think there has to be a presumption that they have at nosi— presumption that they have at isoso noi— presumption that they have at least that they— presumption that they have at least that they are looking at it. least that they are looking at in oni— least that they are looking at in on i— least that they are looking at it. but | don't— least that they are looking at it. but i don't know whether ii-s— it. but i don't know whether its ino— it. but i don't know whether it's like whether— it. but i don't know whether it's like whether it is something- it's like whether it is something can it's like whether it is something-can harnessed something that can be harnessed or something that can be harnessed oioi— nnoonoi- or folded back in or whether ii-s— or folded back in or whether it's something— or folded back in or whether it's something they've got or folded back in or whether it's scwhite ng they've got

or folded back in or whether it's scwhite balloonthey've got or folded back in or whether it's scwhite balloon floating|ot a big white balloon floating over russia,— a big white balloon floating over russia, i— a big white balloon floating over russia, i hope. / over russia, i hope. yeah, i nono— over russia, i hope. “46?" wednesdays mail now hope not. wednesdays mail now and hope not. wednesdays mail now onolsoon— hope not. wednesdays mail now onolsion oioni— hope not. wednesdays mail now andlstory about a— wednesdays mail now and story about a miss. sorry, and a story about a miss. sorry, ins.— and a story about a miss. sorry, no nos— and a story about a miss. sorry, no nos noon— and a story about a miss. sorry, mi5. yes yeah, the— and a story about a miss. sorry, mi5. yes yeah, the gchq has ongoinioo— mi5. yes yeah, the gchq has onnoinioo ins— mi5. yes yeah, the gchq has appointed its first female boss in its— appointed its first female boss in its own— appointed its first female boss in its own 100— appointed its first female boss in its own 100 year history. ins— in its own 100 year history. no o— in its own 100 year history. no o nig— in its own 100 year history. no o nig soon— in its own 100 year history. it's a big story because- in its own 100 year history. it's a big story because she's a lady and they're saying, oh, she likes dogs and she has kids and she can. she's a multitasker, her and she's got some problems facing her. her first issue apparently is china. it's an awkward one because they're both awkward one because they're both a threat and a friend. we want to both invite them to the economic table and we want to tear them apart in terms of government, i don't know about a friend, but they're a massive we financial friend. we want to work financial friend. we want to non nin— financial friend. we want to work with them. - financial friend. we want to work with them. you- �*" “i?“if ci: we want to work with them. /i:::i. financial friend. we want to work with them. you know, the uk and the us. yeah. but also we want them in terms of want to control them in terms of their , know, from point their, you know, from her point of view though, there's no ambivalence because she's she's of view though, there's no a|spy. ence because she's she's of view though, there's no a|spy. right?ecause she's she's of view though, there's no a|spy. right? so use she's she's of view though, there's no a|spy. right? so andshe's she's of view though, there's no a|spy. right? so and they she's of view though, there's no a|spy. right? so and they have a spy. right? so and they have a lot a spy. right? so and they have a ioi oi— a spy. right? so and they have a lot of balloons— a spy. right? so and they have a lot of balloons at— right? so and they have a lot of balloons at chinese and neo-io— lot of balloons at chinese and they're floating— lot of balloons at chinese and they're floating them around and we they're floating them around and nonwo— they're floating them around and nslooo. — they're floating them around and nslooo. noon— they're floating them around and we .too. yeah we— they're floating them around and we.too. yeah we don't- they're floating them around and we too. “46?" i:i:::i" e we do too. yeah we don't want our bang and we our balloons to bang and we don't we don't want to, you know, we don't want to, you know, we don't want to, you know, we don't want anyone or don't want anyone killed or murdered, do want control murdered, but we do want control over their technique.

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out. i like this quote from. from one of our- out. i like this quote from. from one of our colleagues. she oion-i— from one of our colleagues. she didn't—because- from one of our colleagues. she didn't because she's didn't get the job because she's a didn't get the job because she's o-sno— didn't get the job because she's o-sno goi— didn't get the job because she's. a-she got-because a woman. she got the job because sno-s— a woman. she got the job because she'sldisabled_ a woman. she got the job because she's disabled gender queer she's a disabled gender queer sonoiion— she's a disabled gender queer sonoiion .— she's a disabled gender queer somalian . that— she's a disabled gender queer somalian . that wasn't the somalian. that wasn't the gnosiion— somalian. that wasn't the gnosiion. no— somalian. that wasn't the question. no it— somalian. that wasn't the question. no it says, quote, she got question. no it says, quote, she goi ii— question. no it says, quote, she goi ii iososo— question. no it says, quote, she got it because she's good, which is non— got it because she's good, which is very onion.— got it because she's good, which is very british. very— got it because she's good, which is very british. very british. i do is very british. very british. i oo ino— is very british. very british. i oo iino noi— is very british. very british. i do like her name. kyiv butler. inoi-s— do like her name. kyiv butler. that's completely new and that's a completely new and soos— that's a completely new and sounds absolutely mad . it's sounds absolutely mad. it's ooiiniion— sounds absolutely mad. it's definitely been— sounds absolutely mad. it's definitely been a typo a couple of generations— definitely been a typo a couple of generations back that noiooy-s— of generations back that nonooy-s goi— of generations back that nobody's got the nerve to do. inoi— nobody's got the nerve to do. inoi-noons- nobody's got the nerve to do. inoi-noons .- nobody's got the nerve to do. inoi-noons . i- nobody's got the nerve to do.| that-keeps . i think that should be keeps. i think not— that should be keeps. i think not snonio— that should be keeps. i think that should be— that should be keeps. i think that should be keeps anyway . that should be keeps anyway. nooso— that should be keeps anyway. keast butler— that should be keeps anyway. keast butler congratulations, ma'am.-in this- keast butler congratulations, ma'am. in this section, ma'am. finally in this section, ino— ma'am. finally in this section, in nono— ma'am. finally in this section, the metro-affront- ma'am. finally in this section, the metro affront to the metro and an affront to nnos. — the metro and an affront to nnos. mos— the metro and an affront to afros. -yes, our- the metro and an affront to afros. yes, our job afros. leo yes, our job onniisoni— afros. leo yes, our job applicant at- afros. leo yes, our job applicant at the ritz. the fancy noioi— applicant at the ritz. the fancy noioi ono— applicant at the ritz. the fancy hotel and restaurant . he was hotel and restaurant. he was sono— hotel and restaurant. he was soni o— hotel and restaurant. he was sent a grooming— hotel and restaurant. he was sent a grooming policy , the sent a grooming policy, the poisonoi— sent a grooming policy, the personal grooming style, not the isosnooio— personal grooming style, not the rochdale style— personal grooming style, not the rochdale style banning afro sono— rochdale style banning afro snio non.— rochdale style banning afro style hair. that's the direct gnoio— style hair. that's the direct quote banning— style hair. that's the direct quote banning afro style hair. ano— quote banning afro style hair. on no— quote banning afro style hair. on no son— quote banning afro style hair. and he said the— quote banning afro style hair. and he said the language using the document— and he said the language using the document was— and he said the language using the document was like something out the document was like something oni oi— the document was like something on of no— the document was like something on of in 70s— the document was like something out of the 70s, which it nononn— out of the 70s, which it probably was-

out of the 70s, which it probably was written in the 70s. to probably was written in the 70s. iolion— probably was written in the 70s. iolioii .— probably was written in the 70s. iolioii . non— probably was written in the 70s. to.fair . you get— probably was written in the 70s. to fair . you get cat? probably was written in the 70s. to fair. you get cat? yeah to be fair. you get me cat? yeah so to be fair. you get me cat? yeah so no— to be fair. you get me cat? yeah so no noioi— to be fair. you get me cat? yeah so the hotel later— to be fair. you get me cat? yeah so the hotel later said that the snio — so the hotel later said that the snio goioo — so the hotel later said that the snio goioo noo— so the hotel later said that the style guide had been sent was, oni— style guide had been sent was, oni oi— style guide had been sent was, was out of date— style guide had been sent was, was out of date and had been soni— was out of date and had been son in— was out of date and had been son in ono— was out of date and had been sent in error when— was out of date and had been sent in error when they realised nnoi— sent in error when they realised nnoo o— sent in error when they realised nnoo o nossno— sent in error when they realised what a massive erroneously . what a massive erroneously. how was what a massive erroneously. how io— what a massive erroneously. how ii soni— what a massive erroneously. how was it sent erroneously. well then said style then they said spiky afro style hair. yeah. spiky spiky erg. inoso— hair. yeah. spiky spiky erg. these -examples- hair. yeah. spiky spiky erg. these -examples of- these were examples of inappropriate- these were examples of inappropriate hair. so they were oninning— inappropriate hair. so they were inning-nonn— inappropriate hair. so they were oninning-nnnn .- inappropriate hair. so they were thinking punk . yeah. or thinking like a punk. yeah. or so-sonoiooy— thinking like a punk. yeah. or so somebody with a big like so like somebody with a big like it's so like somebody with a big like ins-ino— so like somebody with a big like ii-s-ono molly— so like somebody with a big like it's-the molly . _ so like somebody with a big like it's the molly . “46?" g it's like the molly. yeah. it's ins— it's like the molly. yeah. it's like those dolls people put on pubs. we did a story about that. yeah, they put those dolls in yeah, they put those dolls up in pubs don't pubs because they don't want black coming. black people coming. their right. ritz puts in right. so the ritz puts this in there, you know their information future employees information to future employees they they have lot they don't want. they have a lot of they don't want. they have a lot oi-ioon— they don't want. they have a lot oi-ioon niioo— they don't want. they have a lot of-been hired not- they don't want. they have a lot of-been hired not for- they don't want. they have a lot of-been hired not for the. of he'd been hired not for the job of he'd been hired not for the on they— of he'd been hired not for the on no nono— of he'd been hired not for the job they would he he's in an inionion— job they would he he's in an interview process— job they would he he's in an interview process i think give noon— interview process i think give. noon—sniiosi been offered the job but subject to been offered the job but subject io—iins- been offered the job but subject io—oins i- been offered the job but subject io—oins i ininnl to these grooming tips i think but to these grooming tips i think inn—son- to these grooming tips i think inn—son nis- to these grooming tips i thinki but—saw his photo but i think they saw his photo oniino— but i think they saw his photo oniino ono— but i think they saw his photo online and he— but i think they saw his photo online and he seems a very online and he seems like a very snowing,— online and he seems like a very snowing-non. - online and he seems like a very. charming,-man. _an charming, lovely man. i read an onion— charming, lovely man. i read an onisis onono— charming, lovely man. i read an article about really article about him. he's really hurt his feelings, really hurt by he said, you know, by this. and he said, you know, this that my this is something that my grandparents with my grandparents dealt with and my parents i didn't parents dealt with. i didn't think to now i'm think i'd have to now to and i'm just amazed. in 2023, hair

just amazed. in 2023, afro hair osi— just amazed. in 2023, afro hair| nosn-i—ioi wasn't mandatory in the job job nio— wasn't mandatory in the job job ioio. non— wasn't mandatory in the job job role. you know— wasn't mandatory in the job job role. you know what i mean? if you— role. you know what i mean? if you ioon— role. you know what i mean? if you ioon oi— role. you know what i mean? if you ioon oi ony— role. you know what i mean? if you look at any advert, i mean, inoi-s— you look at any advert, i mean, inoi-s-von— you look at any advert, i mean, that's-you can- you look at any advert, i mean, that's you can walk, you look at any advert, i mean, that'sout you can walk, you look at any advert, i mean, that'sout of you can walk, you look at any advert, i mean, that'sout of ritz can walk, you look at any advert, i mean, that'sout of ritz and walk, walk out of the ritz and walk inno— walk out of the ritz and walk inio—in— walk out of the ritz and walk into—in british- walk out of the ritz and walk into in british and into any advert in british and no— into any advert in british and nno ooosn-i— into any advert in british and who doesn't get— into any advert in british and who doesn't get hair. �*" who doesn't get afro hair. if i ifldon't— who doesn't get afro hair. if i iiloon-i bion— who doesn't get afro hair. if i ifldon't blow dry— who doesn't get afro hair. if i ifldon't blow dry my- who doesn't get afro hair. if i if don't blow dry my hair, i if i don't blow dry my hair, i get afro hair too. you don't get nno— get afro hair too. you don't get no non— get afro hair too. you don't get afro hair turns— get afro hair too. you don't get afro hair turns into— get afro hair too. you don't get afro hair turns into a- gig ” you don't get afro hair turns into a perm. it ooos— afro hair turns into a perm. it ooos i— afro hair turns into a perm. it ooos i minn— afro hair turns into a perm. it does, i think. i— afro hair turns into a perm. it does, i think. i mean, i don't i oo— does, i think. i mean, i don't i iooi o— does, i think. i mean, i don't i iooi o iii— does, i think. i mean, i don't i feel a bit ambivalent again iososo— feel a bit ambivalent again. because _would because he said that he would nono— because he said that he would nono noon— because he said that he would have been fine— because he said that he would have been fine if— because he said that he would have been fine if they'd said non— have been fine if they'd said non-nno— have been fine if they'd said hair-like, no,- have been fine if they'd said hair like, no, excessive hair length, like, no, excessive non—soni- hair length, like, no, excessive hair_ said afro- hair length. they said afro snio. — hair length. they said afro style. - possibly- hair length. they said afro- style. - possibly- don't style. well, possibly they don't obi-osi— style. well, possibly they don't oiiosi—oonl object to hair length. if you ooo—iong- object to hair length. if youi are—long hair, are a woman with long hair, possibly— are a woman with long hair, nossiion-oon-i- are a woman with long hair, possibly don't object possibly they don't object to soon— certain hairstyles that are non— certain hairstyles that are well, obviously, well, well, obviously, they snonio — well, well, obviously, they should - specific. well, well, obviously, they should - specific their should be more specific in their description-— description. if they just oossiiio— description. if they just describe the - description. if they just describe the hair rather than sonnosiing— describe the hair rather than connecting it— describe the hair rather than connecting it to _ describe the hair rather than connecting it to a particular ino— connecting it to a particular race. the word— connecting it to a particular race. the word afro circumference from the point race. the word afro— circumference from the point of the circumference from the point of no oso— circumference from the point of no io— circumference from the point of the nose to which— circumference from the point of the nose to which the extent of the nose to which the extent of in non. — the nose to which the extent of the hair. yeah,— the nose to which the extent of the hair. yeah, like _ the nose to which the extent of the hair. yeah, like a light onii— the hair. yeah, like a light inn .— the hair. yeah, like a light inn . inoi— the hair. yeah, like a light bulb . that would have been. bulb. that would have been. non-no— bulb. that would have been. non-no goo— bulb. that would have been. you've got remember that, you've got to remember that, nongoioo— you've got to remember that,| nongoioi—ino margaret thatcher died in the ions— margaret thatcher died in the isiiz only— margaret thatcher died in the isiiz on ion— margaret thatcher died in the ritz only ten years ago. you know,— ritz only ten years ago. you know, inis— ritz only ten years ago. you know, this-kind- ritz only ten years ago. you know, this kind of place know, this is the kind of place it know, this is the kind of place ii—ionsny- it is. you seem touchy about non. — it is. you seem touchy aboutj hair. _around. hair. they moved around. considering you— hair. they moved around. considering you don't- hair. : : considering you don't have to worry— considering you don't have to noon-oxosiin- considering you don't have to noon-oxosin. - considering you don't have to worry-exactly. but. worry about it exactly. but i osn-o— worry about it exactly. but i osn-i nono— worry about it exactly. but i don't want have, like, don't want to have, like, waiters brandishing. don't want to have, like, waiter:lustrousandishing. don't want to have, like, waitertlustrous manesng. me great, lustrous manes over me matching my man. but i'm trying

to enjoy my pieces anyway . hey, to enjoy my pieces anyway. hey, that's it. for part two. after the break, we'll have magic mushroom mishaps when laughing becomes harassment. spoiler it doesn't. and living in a vape culture, what a world we live in now. we'll see you in a couple of minutes .

hello. welcome back. we're halfway through and we jump back in with the metro with a bit of bad tripping up the lakes. well why do i get all the hallucinogenic stories? i don't know why, but anyway- hallucinogenic stories? i don't know why, but anyway ,- "accent 3" it. 7 i don't know why, but anyway , there's know why, but anyway, there's a group— know why, but anyway, there's a goon nno— know why, but anyway, there's a goon nno ion— know why, but anyway, there's a group who felt very unwell after ioning— group who felt very unwell after taking mushrooms . magic taking mushrooms. magic mushrooms up in the lake disoiiso— mushrooms up in the lake i>isnisi ,— mushrooms up in the lake district , and— mushrooms up in the lake district , and 11— mushrooms up in the lake district , and 11 volunteers had district, and 11 volunteers had to non— district, and 11 volunteers had to non inoso— district, and 11 volunteers had to walk them down from the kosnisn— to walk them down from the keswick mountain rescue team. kosnisn— keswick mountain rescue team. keswick whatever. _ keswick mountain rescue team. keswick whatever. and they had to non— keswick whatever. and they had to non inoso— keswick whatever. and they had to walk them down the hill. nonoioniin — to walk them down the hill. nonoionin, oo— to walk them down the hill. apparently, one of the 11 hertha onnio— apparently, one of the 11 hertha onnio onii— apparently, one of the 11 hertha ankle and also— apparently, one of the 11 hertha ankle and also suffered a panic ooiosn— ankle and also suffered a panic onosn . — ankle and also suffered a panic onosn . ss— ankle and also suffered a panic attack . so we— ankle and also suffered a panic attack . so we got— ankle and also suffered a panic attack . so we got a- ankle and also suffered a panic attack . gizi it attack. so we got a picture, just a random picture, random picture of some like magic. it's like a 70s album cover. roger dean , the wizard of oz. wow. dean, the wizard of oz. wow. yeah yeah. so, yes, be careful nin— yeah yeah. so, yes, be careful niin yon— yeah yeah. so, yes, be careful with your magic— “46?" jilin?" so, yes, be careful with your magic mushrooms, kids. nonoioniin — with your magic mushrooms, kids. apparently. apparently it's a sioss— apparently. apparently it's a sioss n— apparently. apparently it's a class a felony,— apparently. apparently it's a class a felony, which means if you— class a felony, which means if you i— class a felony, which means if you ii yon— class a felony, which means if you ii you nono— class a felony, which means if you if you have them on nossossion— you if you have them on possession, you can go away for seven years. _sell- possession, you can go away for seven years. sell them, seven years. if you sell them, you— seven years. if you sell them, you-a— seven years. if you sell them, yon-o nio— seven years. if you sell them, you a life sentence . you can get a life sentence. noon. — you can get a life sentence. noon. noon.— you can get a life sentence. yeah. yeah. they— you can get a life sentence. yeah. yeah. they have- you can get a life sentence. yeah. yeah. they have to- you can get a life sentence. yeah. yeah. they have to been processed think, processed in some way, i think, don't the thing you don't they? but the thing you should definitely you should

definitely a life sentence should definitely you should deyou:ely a life sentence should definitely you should deyou phone a life sentence should definitely you should deyou phone the ife sentence should definitely you should deyou phone the mountain:e if you phone the mountain rescue because bad trip because you're having a bad trip this a bunch of this generation what a bunch of lightweights you like 40 lightweights you know like 40 years it was , years ago whenever it was, people went to vietnam , took people went to vietnam, took lots of hallucinogenic hallucinogenic it and then, yes , shot people and flew about in helicopters and stuff. these people can't even walk up a mountain. i mean, this is this is disgusting. when i took mushrooms in— is disgusting. when i took mushrooms in high- i: g q when i took mushrooms in high school is disgusting. when i took mushrooms in high school 1982 mushrooms in high school in 1982 or mushrooms in high school in 1982 oi-sninnn— mushrooms in high school in 1982 oi-sninnn .— mushrooms in high school in 1982 or- shrunk . and— mushrooms in high school in 1982 or shrunk . and then we ran or 3, we shrunk. and then we ran ooo— or 3, we shrunk. and then we ran ooo o— or 3, we shrunk. and then we ran ooo o gon— or 3, we shrunk. and then we ran around a golf course and moved all around a golf course and moved oii ino— around a golf course and moved oii ono iiogs— around a golf course and moved all the flags. yeah.— around a golf course and moved all the flags. yeah. and thought noo— all the flags. yeah. and thought no nonon— all the flags. yeah. and thought we'd broken rules— all the flags. yeah. and thought we'd broken rules and stuff. inoi-s— we'd broken rules and stuff. inoi-s non— we'd broken rules and stuff. that's how outrageous we were . that's how outrageous we were. nno— that's how outrageous we were. on non— that's how outrageous we were. and then-went— that's how outrageous we were. and then went home and had and then we went home and had iosogno— and then we went home and had lasagne-vomited_ lasagne and vomited and we oion-o— lasagne and vomited and we oion-i son— lasagne and vomited and we didn't call mountain rescue. didn't call a mountain rescue. noon.— didn't call a mountain rescue. yeah-hopeless.- didn't call a mountain rescue. yeah.-hopeless. - yeah. no, it's hopeless. i onsoinosn— yeah. no, it's hopeless. i absolutely agree- yeah. no, it's hopeless. i absolutely agree you. it's absolutely agree with you. it's pathetic. know, it's pathetic. yeah. you know, it's not going last long. not going to last that long. just just just sit it out. just wait. just wait a bit. it'sjust just sit it out. just wait. just wait a bit. it's just magic mushrooms . you lightweight, talk mushrooms. you lightweight, talk to a sheep or take your clothes off know, rub on each off and, you know, rub on each other. yeah, they should be oiionoo— other. yeah, they should be oiionoo oo— other. yeah, they should be allowed to extract- yeah, they should be allowed to extract money or some nno— allowed to extract money or some ninolionson — allowed to extract money or some kind-ransom -these- kind of ransom from these noonio— kind of ransom from these noonio-ininnl kind of ransom from these- people,-think they'd people, don't you think they'd be people, don't you think they'd io-oxnosi— people, don't you think they'd be - extract some - people, don't you think they'd be extract some things be easy to extract some things non— from because they're high? yeah. insi— from because they're high? yeah. insi-nnonos— from because they're high? yeah. insi-nnonos ,- from because they're high? yeah. just-phones , use- just take their phones, use non— just take their phones, use inoii inogo— just take their phones, use their image and drain their

vonno— their image and drain their vonno . — their image and drain their venmo . wake— their image and drain their venmo . wake up- their image and drain their. venmo . wake up-and venmo. wake up naked and shivering in a police cell. this is much worse than before . the is much worse than before. the other thing that i don't know was involved, but they do have in the lake district now is jetpack red can jetpack mountain. red can actually fly. that would well, maybe they're looking for maybe they're looking for a reason . they're looking for a reason. yeah, maybe they wouldn't iosnonooo— yeah, maybe they wouldn't responded mushroom takers before but responded mushroom takers before ini you— responded mushroom takers before in you know— responded mushroom takers before ini you know on— responded mushroom takers before but you know any reason to fly signi— but you know any reason to fly sign—io— but you know any reason to fly iigni—io-inol right that would be on to the ioiogionn— right that would be on to the ioiogionn non— right that would be on to the telegraph now and of course had to telegraph now and of course had no oosioo— telegraph now and of course had to decide whether— telegraph now and of course had to decide whether allowed to decide whether you're allowed to decide whether you're allowed oo-nnoi— to decide whether you're allowed to _what i literally- to laugh at what is literally ino— to laugh at what is literally in rooo— to laugh at what is literally no not oi— to laugh at what is literally the root of all— to laugh at what is literally the root of all comedy. “46?" the root of all comedy. yeah. so an employment tribunal has ruled that laughing at somebody at work they fall over is not work when they fall over is not harassing . but this work when they fall over is not harassing. but this is some work when they fall over is not harassing . but this is some way harassing. but this is some way we knew. but this guy or we all knew. but this guy or woman a guy kiss kiss sarah . woman a guy kiss kiss sarah. sarah judith pereira. he fell oven sarah judith pereira. he fell over. yeah. and he claimed and everybody laughed. he claimed he was being racially targeted when mirror bandara the team leader chuckled at his expense. even accusing mr. bandar of putting oil on the floor deliberately to make him fall over. and

obviously laughter is an involuntary response. if somebody falls over in a funny way, you know, sometimes it's not it's somebody not funny, but if it's somebody falling over at work, it's generally and he admitted that it was a spot and he it was a slippy spot and he should been careful. should have been more careful. yeah, it's this is the one thing noi— yeah, it's this is the one thing not is— yeah, it's this is the one thing no is nonon— yeah, it's this is the one thing that is proven to— yeah, it's this is the one thing that is proven to make chimpanzees- that is proven to make- chimpanzees-each chimpanzees laugh at each other non— chimpanzees laugh at each other nnon—ioiis- chimpanzees laugh at each other when _falls out. chimpanzees laugh at each otheri when _falls out of when one chimpanzee falls out of a when one chimpanzee falls out of o-ono— when one chimpanzee falls out of o-ono noi— when one chimpanzee falls out of o-ono not is— when one chimpanzee falls out of a-and that is the— when one chimpanzee falls out of a and that is the closest a tree and that is the closest noi— a tree and that is the closest inoi oinoi— a tree and that is the closest that other chimps come to. i nono— that other chimps come to. i wont oo— that other chimps come to. i wont is soo— that other chimps come to. i wont is o— that other chimps come to. i want to see a dance- that other chimps come to. i want to see a dance concert in new once was snowing new york once it was snowing really i in bar really badly and i sat in a bar across waiting go in and the across waiting to go in and the bar packed and people were bar was packed and people were looking in direction, looking in one direction, laughing. i are they laughing. i thought, are they noisning— laughing. i thought, are they noisning o— laughing. i thought, are they watching a film _ sing g i thought, are they watching a film there watching a film or is there sonoining— something on tv? and i look, i sit something on tv? and i look, i sin-onii— something on tv? and i look, i sit-and there's- something on tv? and i look, i sit-and there's you- something on tv? and i look, i sit and there's you know, sit down and there's you know, inoso— sit down and there's you know, those handicapped spots on the snoot— those handicapped spots on the snooo—voin- those handicapped spots on the street—york thati those handicapped spots on the streidown. york that those handicapped spots on the streidown. snow york that those handicapped spots on the streidown. snow had k that those handicapped spots on the streidown. snow had grown slip down. the snow had grown a bit slip down. the snow had grown a bio ono— slip down. the snow had grown a bio ono nosnoo— slip down. the snow had grown a bit and packed and— slip down. the snow had grown a bit and packed and become ice. nno— bit and packed and become ice. nno-nno— bit and packed and become ice. and _who walked- and everyone who walked through it and everyone who walked through ii—siinnoo- and everyone who walked through io—siinnoo .- it slipped. everyone slipped. noon.— it slipped. everyone slipped. noon-oooro— it slipped. everyone slipped. yeah. -every time- it slipped. everyone slipped. yeah. every time someone yeah. and every time someone siinnoo— yeah. and every time someone slipped _cheering. yeah. and every time someone slipped cheering oh, slipped in the bar cheering oh, ono— slipped in the bar cheering oh, onolnos— slipped in the bar cheering oh, and lwas filling— slipped in the bar cheering oh, and was filling up with and it was filling up with noonio— and it was filling up with noonio-i-n- and it was filling up with people. i'm going and it was filling up with- people.-i'm going to people. i'm like, i'm going to do people. i'm like, i'm going to oo-inoi— people. i'm like, i'm going to do-thatlknow- people. i'm like, i'm going to do that know won't do it now that i know i won't sin.— do it now that i know i won't siin nno— do it now that i know i won't slip. and iwalked- do it now that i know i won't slip. and walked it and i slip. and i walked it and i siinnoo— slip. and i walked it and i siinnoo os— slip. and i walked it and i slipped as well. i could hear no— slipped as well. i could hear no son.— slipped as well. i could hear no son. ii— slipped as well. i could hear the ball. it was— slipped as well. i could hear the ball. it was funny, really funnv- — the ball. it was funny, really funny. non.— the ball. it was funny, really funny. well, you- the ball. it was funny, really funny. ennis the ball. it was funny, really funny. : funny. well, you been framed easily funniest ever. easily. the funniest ever.

hilarious incredibly fun. and this jerk thing of assuming this knee jerk thing of assuming that it's some sort of racist or, you know, trying to cause i'll reaction racist i'll call the reaction racist when obviously, i mean, i'm guessing their names, you guessing from their names, you know, of them are white. know, neither of them are white. white british. exactly. i'm wondering whether there was some kind that we're not kind of something that we're not being well, they being told here. well, they made some and felt some kind of toilets and he felt like making me clean like they're making me clean toilets don't toilets because they don't like me. they're me. but me. they're humiliating me. but he me. they're humiliating me. but no—isisiio- he thinks want me. pereira onions— he thinks want me. pereira thinks that bhandara has got it in for him on a racial basis. i would like to know what would quite like to know what the hierarchy the there might be a hierarchy within culture that might within their culture that might be hosting some little. well, yeah, something yeah, there might be something we're unfamiliar with. yeah. i don't just be don't know. it might just be nonh don't know. it might just be north or north and south peru or something. know. anyway something. we don't know. anyway we telegraph and we stay on the telegraph and it seems age have seems children age four have their mobile. and not their own mobile. scott and not just north and south peru. yeah, i that i don't i just made that up. i don't know that's. are you know if that's. are you on mushrooms?— know if that's. are you on mushrooms? yes- �*" are you on mushrooms? yes apparently kids , mushrooms? yes apparently kids, noo-io— mushrooms? yes apparently kids, inoy-io young. — mushrooms? yes apparently kids, inoy-io young. nio— mushrooms? yes apparently kids, inoy-io young. no .— mushrooms? yes apparently kids, they're young. are . they're 20% they're young. are. they're 20% increase or something around noo.— increase or something around no. inn— increase or something around no. 14%of_ increase or something around that. 14% of kids— increase or something around that. 14% of kids with a social nooio— that. 14% of kids with a social media access— that. 14% of kids with a social media access on— that. 14% of kids with a social media access on their on their iinonos— media access on their on their iphones. they're— media access on their on their iphones. they're between three onii— iphones. they're between three on ino— iphones. they're between three and five, three— iphones. they're between three and five, three and four years

on— and five, three and four years on they— and five, three and four years and they don't— and five, three and four years and they don't need that kind of mono— and they don't need that kind of internet access.— and they don't need that kind of internet access. a— and they don't need that kind of internet access. a lot of people too— internet access. a lot of people iooi noionis— internet access. a lot of people feel parents are— internet access. a lot of people feel parents are freaked out iosonso— feel parents are freaked out because they— feel parents are freaked out because they don't want their nos— because they don't want their nos goinoiing— because they don't want their kids gathering sexual content. but kids gathering sexual content. on oiso— kids gathering sexual content. but also they're— kids gathering sexual content. but also they're even more nonioo— but also they're even more worried about— but also they're even more worried about the children that age worried about the children that ogo inno— worried about the children that ogo inioo ono— worried about the children that age three and four being bullied oniino— age three and four being bullied oniino in— age three and four being bullied oniino in — age three and four being bullied online by one. so— age three and four being bullied online by one. mt; age three and four being bullied online by one. an; online by one. so why are they giving them phones in the first place? because bad place? because they're bad noionos— place? because they're bad noionos-oon-o- place? because they're badj parents-don't want place? because they're bad. parents-don't want to parents and they don't want to ion— parents and they don't want to ion-nos.— parents and they don't want to talk-kids-they'rel talk to their kids. and they're ossosi— talk to their kids. and they're bored _families- talk to their kids. and they're bored families and bored with being families and they— bored with being families and noo—nos- bored with being families and they kids instead of they want their kids instead of noisning— they want their kids instead of watching—anotherl watching tv to watch another screen , i guess.— watching tv to watch another screen , i guess. i— watching tv to watch another screen , i guess. i don't know. screen, i guess. i don't know. i no noo— screen, i guess. i don't know. i no noo o— screen, i guess. i don't know. i mean, we had a story yesterday in nnisn— mean, we had a story yesterday in which katharine— mean, we had a story yesterday in which katharine birbalsingh , in which katharine birbalsingh, onong—oi- among others, was part of a sonnoign— among others, was part of a sonnoign io— among others, was part of a campaign to stop children under 16 campaign to stop children under is noning— campaign to stop children under 16 having phones. 'i: campaign to stop children under 16 having phones. ' i: 16 having phones. and now the nono— 16 having phones. and now the next day you're going, well, three year three and four year olds. i mean, crazy. yeah. when mean, it's crazy. yeah. when i saw ages, couldn't believe saw the ages, i couldn't believe it. thought it was to be it. i thought it was going to be like, know, at least i'm like, you know, at least i'm like, you know, at least i'm like years old or ten like eight years old or ten years old something. but years old or something. but three phones. three year olds having phones. i understand that. it's, you know, it's for the parent it's easy for for the the parent because you cocomelon or because you put cocomelon or whatever phone and stick because you put cocomelon or wiin:ever phone and stick because you put cocomelon or wiin the, phone and stick because you put cocomelon or wiin the, you phone and stick because you put cocomelon or wiin the, you know, tone and stick because you put cocomelon or wiin the, you know, then and stick because you put cocomelon or wiin the, you know, then you stick it in the, you know, then you don't interact with a it in the, you know, then you don and interact with a it in the, you know, then you don and you interact with a it in the, you know, then you donand you can:eract with a it in the, you know, then you donand you can go ct with a it in the, you know, then you don and you can go ct wilook it in the, you know, then you donand you can go ct wilook at kid and you can go and look at your phone. but mean, it's your own phone. but i mean, it's not hard to keep a kid

not it's not hard to keep a kid entertained. kids can play with my ripping a page my kid just likes ripping a page out a magazine crumpling out of a magazine and crumpling it probably thinks it like that. he probably thinks it's screen anyway. yeah it's a touch screen anyway. yeah yeah. you yeah. working but if you. if you let kid look at look the let your kid look at look at the internet, look at all that internet, look at all that internet is going to do is there's going to be some chinese app there's going to be some chinese app to app on there that's going to convince your child it's non—binary and then it's going to want to be sterilised because we had again, we had the conversation yesterday and some people saying, is it people were saying, well, is it any when tv out? any worse than when tv came out? and we all thought, oh, kids watch too much kids watch too much tv. well, kids did they did watch too much tv. they absolutely. and look how we turned yeah, and turned out. yeah, exactly. and we're still very much on the same . it's same trajectory. and it's getting and yeah. getting worse and worse. yeah. yeah. still dealing with the yeah. i'm still dealing with the trauma you know, of made for trauma of, you know, of made for tv about children. when tv movies about children. when i was it was tv movies about children. when i was-it was horrifying. - was a kid, it was horrifying. noon. — was a kid, it was horrifying. noon. nno— was a kid, it was horrifying. noon. on i— was a kid, it was horrifying. yeah. and i think the kids, noo-io— yeah. and i think the kids, they're probably for they're probably looking for information— they're probably looking for informati0iwould think , because children. i would think, because noo-io— children. i would think, because inoy-io noisoisn— children. i would think, because they're probably on a screen iosonso— they're probably on a screen because they're _ they're probably on a screen because they're bored with kids non— because they're bored with kids inoii onn— because they're bored with kids their own-yeah.— because they're bored with kids. their own -yeah.-when their own age. yeah. and so when noo— their own age. yeah. and so when onoo—inoi- that happens, you worry that nono— maybe they're having conversations or relationships nin— conversations or relationships niin—ii-s- conversations or relationships niin—ii-sinnnni with people. well, it's funny, my with people. well, it's funny, nno-ino— with people. well, it's funny, my-thatlme- with people. well, it's funny,| my-thatlme years my wife said that to me years ogo. — my wife said that to me years ago. _remember- my wife said that to me yearsj ago. - remember. now. ago. i just remember it now. when was about 7 or when our daughter was about 7 or

7, a magazine 7, there used to be a magazine called just 17 when she was a girl, and she said it was aimed at year no, no. 17. no at 12 year olds. no, no. 17. no self—respecting girl self—respecting 17 year old girl would carrying a copy of would be seen carrying a copy of just to read it. it's just 17. i used to read it. it's a well, exactly. but it's a thing that you aim upwards always all the time. like thing that you aim upwards alwaysboysthe time. like thing that you aim upwards alwaysboys willime. like thing that you aim upwards alwaysboys will read like thing that you aim upwards alwaysboys will read magazines small boys will read magazines about guitar about professional guitar players they players or whatever. they don't. they buy magazine they don't buy a magazine called teenage .to i they don't buy a magazine called teenage . to i guess teenage wannabe. to i guess these people are— g iguess these people are worried, too, noi— these people are worried, too, not no— these people are worried, too, that the kids— these people are worried, too, that the kids are— these people are worried, too, that the kids are going to see a noos— that the kids are going to see a no oi— that the kids are going to see a no of o— that the kids are going to see a video of a kid— that the kids are going to see a video of a kid sucking the dalai ionos— video of a kid sucking the dalai iono-s isngno— video of a kid sucking the dalai lama's tongue. and then kids are going— lama's tongue. and then kids are going is— lama's tongue. and then kids are going is soon— lama's tongue. and then kids are going to start sucking each oinoi-s— going to start sucking each other's tongues. but you're signi— other's tongues. but you're iigni-ining— other's tongues. but you're right, thing was right, the thing that was iiiioioni— right, the thing that was iiiio ivo— right, the thing that was diffe tv programming , like with tv programming, like in my oonin— with tv programming, like in my noon-nos— with tv programming, like in my youth-was awful- with tv programming, like in my youth-was awful . - with tv programming, like in my youth was awful . . youth was it was awful. the tv snows— youth was it was awful. the tv shows dreadful. the shows were dreadful. the occasional highlight, but most of crap. remember of it was crap. so you remember limiting to some there one limiting to some there was one called and it was called button moon and it was literally drawn a literally a face drawn on a wooden . i couldn't believe wooden spoon. i couldn't believe it. like dad. my dad wooden spoon. i couldn't believe it. have dad. my dad wooden spoon. i couldn't believe it. have made d. my dad wooden spoon. i couldn't believe it. have made that. dad wooden spoon. i couldn't believe it. have made that. myj wooden spoon. i couldn't believe it. have made that. my dad could have made that. my dad could have made that. my dad could have made that. my dad could have it better. you could have made it better. you know what i mean? just in a cardboard box. just for, like. like grey gloves and then like his grey gloves and then fingerbobs little cones. fingerbobs with little cones. with whiskers. here, come the fingerbobs. this is terrible.

half an hour of. i'm complaining ossno— half an hour of. i'm complaining oioni ino— half an hour of. i'm complaining about the waltons. _ half an hour of. i'm complaining about the waltons. much- i'm complaining about the waltons. mutt." about the waltons. much worse. we weren't in eastern europe or anything. this is. this in anything. this is. this was in britain. awful. don't britain. awful. well, i don't know.— britain. awful. well, i don't non-nono- britain. awful. well, i don't know.-maybe kids. britain. awful. well, i don't- know.-maybe kids should be know. maybe maybe kids should be playing— know. maybe maybe kids should be playing-thin95-- playing with other things. i ion-i— playing with other things. i ion-i-i-n— playing with other things. i don't-i'm-kidl don't know. i'm not a kid poison— don't know. i'm not a kid poison — don't know. i'm not a kid person. .should. don't know. i'm not a kid person. don't know. i'm not a kid- person. .should be playing person. they should be playing with when is this with stones. when is this expression etched the games expression etched on the games children playground children play in the playground and you're. it now and saying, tag you're. it now runs misgendering runs the risk of misgendering someone. course . yeah. so someone. of course. yeah. so a school has banned the game of tag, the classic playground game of tag because children are getting injured. i mean, they're not getting injured. nobody's losing arm playing tag . it's losing an arm playing tag. it's tag. you know what mean? tag. you know what i mean? what's can happen, you what's the what can happen, you guys? your niece guys? yeah, you graze your niece or kid. you're or what? you're a kid. you're supposed to graze your knee. so instead, been instead, the pupils have been asked rooted in asked to play games rooted in love, sounds so sinister. love, which sounds so sinister. yeah. hugging and high fiving. oh. shall we have a game of hugging? have these people ever met children ? i mean, children met children? i mean, children aren't want to play aren't going to want to play hugging. even a game. hugging. that's not even a game. they easily be of they might easily be kind of deviated into that. that would route it as well. it's kind of rooted in love. a real red flag

word. i don't like that. this whole this whole article is a red flag . yeah, i think there's red flag. yeah, i think there's some hard drives need checked this astroturfing isn't it? yeah. the childhood level yeah. at the childhood level it's . but is there. it's interference. but is there. i there's no danger is i mean there's no danger is there, in a playground running. i remember occasionally there i do remember occasionally there was the option to fall off a climbing frame from about ten foot onto concrete. foot up. yeah onto concrete. concrete that was occasionally, you think been you know, i think that's been solved ramble solved now, like ramble, ramble and there's always a, you know, and there's always a, you know, a danger of a strange adult in a playground asking a kid for a hug. yeah. so you want to avoid inoi— hug. yeah. so you want to avoid no i— hug. yeah. so you want to avoid no if you— hug. yeah. so you want to avoid no i you son— g yeah. so you want to avoid that if you can, maybe that if you can, or maybe goiiing— that if you can, or maybe getting rooted— that if you can, or maybe getting rooted well. “46?" getting rooted as well. yeah, insis-s— getting rooted as well. yeah, insis-s-vson— getting rooted as well. yeah, there's-yeah but. but. there's that. yeah but. but i think also, i think- there's that. yeah but. but i think also, i think in- there's that. yeah but. but i think also, i think in a- sin; “46?" but i think also, i think in a way, i , noonio— think also, i think in a way, i mean , people want their kids mean, people want their kids complimented— mean, people want their kids complimented .— mean, people want their kids complimented . they want they complimented. they want they noni— complimented. they want they noni io— complimented. they want they noni is no— complimented. they want they want to be heard— complimented. they want they want to be heard how great their nos— want to be heard how great their kids oo— want to be heard how great their kids going.— want to be heard how great their kids are doing. they don't want to kids are doing. they don't want is nisn— kids are doing. they don't want is nisn inoii— kids are doing. they don't want to pick their kid— kids are doing. they don't want to pick their kid up at school oni— to pick their kid up at school nso-o,— to pick their kid up at school oni-o, you— to pick their kid up at school and-a, you know,- to pick their kid up at school and a, you know, like you and have a, you know, like you soni— and have a, you know, like you soisi—on- and have a, you know, like youi soisi—on injury said, a grazed knee or an injury oni— said, a grazed knee or an injury oni-nooi— said, a grazed knee or an injury and-hear-there's- and then hear that there's been nioionso— and then hear that there's been violence schoolyard. so violence in the schoolyard. so noionis— violence in the schoolyard. so noionis oo— violence in the schoolyard. so parents are kind— violence in the schoolyard. so parents are kind of supporting some of this, although some have soni— some of this, although some have soii—ii-s- some of this, although some have soii—ii-s ono| said because apparently it's one ssnooi— said because apparently it's one ssnooi-ioon— said because apparently it's one school been hanging out school that's been hanging out nonnniois— school that's been hanging out pamphlets-about. pamphlets to parents about how to

pamphlets to parents about how io-inon— pamphlets to parents about how io-inon nos— pamphlets to parents about how to-their kids ,_ pamphlets to parents about how to their kids , saying, you to raise their kids, saying, you know,— to raise their kids, saying, you know-noo — to raise their kids, saying, you know, we're trying at know, girls, we're trying at ssnooi— know, girls, we're trying at ssnooi io— know, girls, we're trying at school to emphasise things about gins— school to emphasise things about gnis inoi— school to emphasise things about girls that aren't— school to emphasise things about girls that aren't about their onysisoi— girls that aren't about their physical attributes, but about inon— physical attributes, but about their mental. _ physical attributes, but about their mental. /i:::i. physical attributes, but about their mental. v/izzi. its?“ their mental. you can be a tractor you can fly tractor driver, you can fly jets. you could be smart if you noos— jets. you could be smart if you noion-iliiioi— jets. you could be smart if you weren't-idiot, stuff- you could be smart if you weren't idiot, stuff like you could be smart if you wereiand idiot, stuff like you could be smart if you wereiand soiiot, stuff like you could be smart if you wereiand soiiot, parentsze that. and so the parents are soying— that. and so the parents are soying-ooo- that. and so the parents are saying,-god, how. that. and so the parents are saying, god, how could that. and so the parents are- saying,-god, how could you saying, oh my god, how could you ,_ta_ saying, oh my god, how could you ,_tg no— saying, oh my god, how could you ,_tg no oiso- saying, oh my god, how could you ,-let me raise my- , you know, let me raise my sniisnon— , you know, let me raise my children-own.- , you know, let me raise my children own. please stop children on my own. please stop ioiiing— children on my own. please stop ioiiing-inoi— children on my own. please stop telling-that they- children on my own. please stop telling that they can be telling my kids that they can be a telling my kids that they can be o-noon— telling my kids that they can be o-voon noon— telling my kids that they can be o-voon noon. - telling my kids that they can be a-yeah, yeah. i- telling my kids that they can be a yeah, yeah . a senator. yeah, yeah. i think insis-s— a senator. yeah, yeah. i think insis-s o— a senator. yeah, yeah. i think there's a lot of truth to that. and even though and also, even though statistically there may be like studies demonstrate the studies which demonstrate the wisdom of what the school is trying one very trying to do, one very, very clear result, which has been replicated times , is replicated dozens of times, is that when take people's that when you take people's agency away from the things they feel rightfully have feel they should rightfully have some control, they become depressed, they become demoralised, become demoralised, they become dysfunctional. they just literally die. i mean, if the difference between people surviving in old people's surviving in an old people's home not is whether they're home and not is whether they're allowed selection from allowed to have a selection from allowed to have a selection from a or this is a problem with a menu or this is a problem with the pandemic, wasn't it. yeah. taking and taking people's. yeah yeah. and this taking people's. yeah yeah. and inn—is— taking people's. yeah yeah. and this—to parents- taking people's. yeah yeah. and this—to parents nowj taking people's. yeah yeah. and this i_to parents nowj taking people's. yeah yeah. and this i don't to parents now taking people's. yeah yeah. and this i don't think to parents now taking people's. yeah yeah. and this i don't think it'sziarents now taking people's. yeah yeah. and this i don't think it's anyits now and i don't think it's any surprise that like the fertility

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33. between 11 and 17 year olds from so. on— between 11 and 17 year olds from so. on in— between 11 and 17 year olds from so. on in oozi— between 11 and 17 year olds from 33. 3% in 2021 to— between 11 and 17 year olds from 33. 3% in 2021 to 7% last year. so 33. 3% in 2021 to 7% last year. so no— 33. 3% in 2021 to 7% last year. so no nisn— 33. 3% in 2021 to 7% last year. so the trick they've got is that inon— so the trick they've got is that no noni— so the trick they've got is that no noni is — so the trick they've got is that they want to encourage smokers to they want to encourage smokers is sniisn— they want to encourage smokers is sniisn is — they want to encourage smokers to switch to vaping, but they oon-i— to switch to vaping, but they oon-i noni— to switch to vaping, but they don't want kids— to switch to vaping, but they don't want kids to start vaping non— don't want kids to start vaping non ssioisn— don't want kids to start vaping from scratch . _ don't want kids to start vaping from scratch . oceans don't want kids to start vaping from scratch . onset” in" it from scratch. exactly. which is a kind of mixed message, obviously. it is, yeah. so i ininn— obviously. it is, yeah. so i ininn nnoi— obviously. it is, yeah. so i think what they're - it is, yeah. so i think what they're going to try to think what they're going to try is is— think what they're going to try is is is— think what they're going to try to do is throw— think what they're going to try to do is throw money at people to do is throw money at people is goi— to do is throw money at people is goi inoso— to do is throw money at people to get them-stop.— to do is throw money at people to get them stop. think to get them to stop. i think inoi-s— to get them to stop. i think that's—streetingl to get them to stop. i think- that's_streeting that that's pretty wes streeting that nois — that's pretty wes streeting that works. _without . that's pretty wes streeting that. works._without any works. but is vaping without any risk-no.— works. but is vaping without any risk-no, ii-s- works. but is vaping without any risk-no, in o- works. but is vaping without any risk-no, it's a much. risk as well? no, it's a much lower of lung cancer. much lower risk of lung cancer. much lower. they're little lower. they're are other little health that are emerging, health risks that are emerging, but are trivial but they really are trivial compared to i mean, smoking is i'm libertarian , but smoking compared to i mean, smoking is i'rabsurdly:arian , but smoking compared to i mean, smoking is i'rabsurdly dangerous smoking compared to i mean, smoking is i'rabsurdly dangerous .imoking compared to i mean, smoking is i'rabsurdly dangerous . yeah.ig compared to i mean, smoking is i'rabsurdly dangerous . yeah. the is absurdly dangerous. yeah. the odds of you getting and it's not a nice i joke about it, you know, stage saying it is like know, on stage saying it is like the that keeps the the only thing that keeps the nhs afloat because course you nhs afloat because of course you die you have die quickly when you have lung cancen die quickly when you have lung cancer. you're not cancer. you're not you're not blocking the blocking up the beds for the last years your last 30 years of your retirement. but it's not good. it's not, as they say in the propaganda. thing propaganda. it's the only thing that you if used that will kill you if used properly. you skinny properly. keeps you skinny though, keeps you skinny. there is about that. it does is no doubt about that. it does correlate the trouble with vapes is that they taste delicious, so they taste like butterscotch and

watermelon and things like that. so obviously are going to so obviously kids are going to want them, whereas, you want to take them, whereas, you know, you never get somebody smoking tastes like smoking a vape that tastes like a and hedges super cup. a benson and hedges super cup. oh, i used to oh, that's true. well, i used to smoke 92 and gave smoke until about 92 and i gave up. i found it fairly easy last summer. i did try the vaping thing that thing because i'd heard that nicotine cognitive nicotine was like a cognitive enhancer, supposed to you enhancer, supposed to wake you up alternative up and a bit like an alternative to it for to coffee. and i did it for about a month and i didn't get on with it at all. but it is interesting how refreshing it feels your mouth. feels in your mouth. that is completely it is completely unlike smoke. it is more with with more like gargle with a with a fruit drink or something. but that's why they started promoting wine in the promoting apple wine in the 1970s. in the us. yeah, for kids to 1970s. in the us. yeah, for kids is goi— 1970s. in the us. yeah, for kids is goi nos— 1970s. in the us. yeah, for kids to get kids drinking— ”9 65 in the us. yeah, for kids to get kids drinking earlier. no non.— to get kids drinking earlier. no no noon— to get kids drinking earlier. no way. yeah exactly.— to get kids drinking earlier. no way. yeah exactly. �* i�* way. yeah exactly. like just 17 smoking. they have to get you by the over 12 right? that's why i think i found it easy to give up because i didn't start until i was about 18. and at that point, you've you've, you've you've kind of you've, you've built god built your walls anyway. god knows i know what i'm knows i don't know what i'm talking anyway, talking about. but anyway, that's part three. after the break, bring you stds. break, we'll bring you stds. i woes and naked adults in front of this is very of children. this is very much the adult final quarter of the

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and welcome back to the final part of headliner for tonight. at any rate, we jump back in with wednesday , his daily star with wednesday, his daily star and grown men stripping in front of children for channel 4. they're picking up where the bbc left off. yes. they've got this show called naked education, which adults stripping off in which is adults stripping off in front of children so the children can see their penises and stuff. it's the sort of thing that if it happened at the bus stop , the man would be bus stop, the man would be arrested, possibly beaten with a pint in or something. but because it's happening on channel 4, it's a good thing and the get paid. i don't get the men get paid. i don't get it. kids, if you it. i mean, for kids, if you don't , you've got like, try don't, you've got to like, try and getting sexualised by

and dodge getting sexualised by the queens at school. i was the drag queens at school. i was going to say, then you want to see a naked man with his penis out? they've got to go out? they've just got to go in the changing room. the ladies changing room. yeah, there's children. there's no escape for children. you you you can't you know, you can't. you can't even. even even. you can't even go in a channel for show without channel for a show without seeing a man's penis. there was a on the seeing a man's penis. there was -oo ino oonoi- seeing a man's penis. there was a-on the panel that- seeing a man's penis. there was a-on the panel that wasi a woman on the panel that was nonoo— a woman on the panel that was nonoo-iignio- a woman on the panel that was naked-right? was- a woman on the panel that was naked right? was it naked as well, right? was it insi— naked as well, right? was it ooso-oi.— naked as well, right? was it just-or.-women| naked as well, right? was it. just-or.-women in just men or. i think women in inis— just men or. i think women in no ooisoio— just men or. i think women in this episode-men.- just men or. i think women in this episode men. 'i: this episode for men. and non-is— this episode for men. and inon-is on— this episode for men. and they're an odd— this episode for men. and they're an odd bunch, to be honest, although that well honest, although that may well reflect people they honest, although that may well reflepersuade people they honest, although that may well reflepersuade to people they honest, although that may well reflepersuade to do )eople they honest, although that may well reflepersuade to do that; they honest, although that may well reflepersuade to do that. youey can persuade to do that. you know, a like life know, it's a bit like life models. you know, they're never some interviewed some of the kids interviewed said, we looked made said, we looked away or we made eye contact with the naked person. we just didn't look at the person. we just didn't look at ino—ino- person. we just didn't look at ino—ino gnisi the area. and one of the girls soni— the area. and one of the girls said,_avoiding| said, you know, i'm avoiding nosin— said, you know, i'm avoiding nniiin on— said, you know, i'm avoiding nudity all-time- said, you know, i'm avoidingi nudity all-time-i nudity all the time anyway. i insi— nudity all the time anyway. i insi ion-i— nudity all the time anyway. i just don't want— nudity all the time anyway. i just don't want to see it here as just don't want to see it here os-ii-s— just don't want to see it here os-ii-s ss— just don't want to see it here os-ii-s so i— just don't want to see it here as-it's so i mean,- just don't want to see it here as-it's so i mean, the as well. it's so i mean, the idea wouldn't normally idea that you wouldn't normally get this i mean, get to see this stuff, i mean, they've as discussed, they've all, as we've discussed, got seen all of got phones, they've seen all of it. saying they're it. and they're saying they're supposed justification was to reassure lads in particular reassure the lads in particular that size their penis that the size of their penis was fine, was fine, that three inches was normal. it was still sanctimonious. and they said inis— sanctimonious. and they said ins-oio— sanctimonious. and they said this-odd thing- sanctimonious. and they said this-odd thing too.- this really odd thing too. i insigni— this really odd thing too. i thought,.three- this really odd thing too. i thought, three inches doesn't this really odd thing too. i thougllike three inches doesn't this really odd thing too. i thougllike three ibeies doesn't this really odd thing too. i thougllike three ibe assured,|'t sound like much, be assured, ionos— sound like much, be assured, fellas,-another-

sound like much, be assured, fellas, another 2.5in fellas, there's another 2.5in insiio— fellas, there's another 2.5in inside-bodies. - fellas, there's another 2.5in inside bodies. 2.5in? what inside your bodies. 2.5in? what is-nnoi-s— inside your bodies. 2.5in? what is-nnoi-slgooi- inside your bodies. 2.5in? what is what's good inside is that? what's a good inside non— is that? what's a good inside non-ooon— is that? what's a good inside non-iooin oi- is that? what's a good inside your teeth or something ? your body teeth or something? nnnoo—ii.- your body teeth or something? nobody—it. nobodyl nobody cares about it. nobody cares about the size. it's inside body . i was like, inside your body. i was like, wow , you got 28m of inaya sole wow, you got 28m of inaya sole penis. i've no idea what they're ioining— penis. i've no idea what they're talking about. _ penis. i've no idea what they're talking about. don't- ’ziiiil�* i've no idea what they're talking about. itn“ e talking about. don't worry, because your lungs went flat . because your lungs went flat. there's a penis double just noiiing— there's a penis double just noiiing io— there's a penis double just waiting to scream daily mail now and waiting to scream daily mail now oni sios— waiting to scream daily mail now oni sins oo— waiting to scream daily mail now and stds are on— waiting to scream daily mail now and stds are on the rise. �*vn�*ittt and stds are on the rise. well, i and stds are on the rise. well, i osn-i— and stds are on the rise. well, i osn-i inni— and stds are on the rise. well, i don't think we— and stds are on the rise. well, i don't think we thank god too far for the causes of that. but yeah. yeah. so the centre for disease control has warned that america is in the midst of an epic pandemic after new figures show a record 2.5 million people caught chlamydia gonorrhoea and syphilis in 2021. number one, don't know if it's all all at once. well, i think russia is still ahead here. i looked this up. apart from i mean, it's obviously cdc to keep obviously the cdc trying to keep in isn't it, after the in the game, isn't it, after the pandemic died? there's pandemic has died? yeah, there's still diseases. yeah 2.5 million people. so i looked it up worldwide. there's something

like 350 million new cases of std. we've got to work harder. so actually the usa per capita is slightly lower than the world average. i'll get back there and get average. i'll get back there and goi on— average. i'll get back there and goi on-noon— average. i'll get back there and get on .yeah _front. get on the. yeah to the front iinos— get on the. yeah to the front iinos os— get on the. yeah to the front lines as well. _ get on the. yeah to the front lines as well. yeah. "clan ”it; lines as well. yeah. they're blaming limited access to health care during the pandemic and lax attitudes towards contraception . blame lifestyle everybody now is ethically non monogamous. they're living in poly amorous relationships in a polycule and it's all just designed to spread as much as much as possible , as as much as much as possible, as much as they can. yeah. and i just don't believe it, at least in my day. people who chucked it about knew that they chucked it about knew that they chucked it about they didn't as some about they didn't use it as some sort pious, sanctimonious sort of pious, sanctimonious thing. oh, ethically it thing. oh, ethically chuck it about. called about. i'm reading a book called sexual personae by camille paglia. has it got pictures? very interesting book, quite heavy, kind of massive cultural critique. but her main point is that the whole of art and culture over 2000, 2500 years has been the battle between on the clean apollonian and the dark chthonic forces of sex, which are full of disease and

decay and flesh. and this is obviously what is getting the upper hand at the moment. you know , the gays have embraced know, the gays have embraced them is kind of always exactly that. yes exactly. that's what they should be teaching them . they should be teaching them. embrace the chthonic and take your we move on your antibiotics. so we move on to the times now. and could i impact trust in bbc news ? well, impact trust in bbc news? well, if you're already watching this channel, probably channel, that's probably already happened, but on the happened, i guess. but on the last i remember being last subject, i remember being in once was in the woods once when i was younger and a police officer tried to give me a ticket because i was hanging out with somebody. yeah, i thought i insigni— somebody. yeah, i thought i inongni no— somebody. yeah, i thought i thought he was— somebody. yeah, i thought i thought he was just- : yeah, i thought i thought he was just in police nog— thought he was just in police nog oni— thought he was just in police nog oni no— thought he was just in police drag and we ignored him for a nnno— drag and we ignored him for a nniio. on— drag and we ignored him for a while. oh really?— drag and we ignored him for a while. oh really? turned not to be while. oh really? turned not to iso o— while. oh really? turned not to iso o iooi— while. oh really? turned not to iso o iooi soo. — while. oh really? turned not to be a real cop. tom- while. oh really? turned not to be a real cop. “ti“i: be a real cop. tom of finland. innin— be a real cop. tom of finland. insniin i— be a real cop. tom of finland. luckily, i didn't— be a real cop. tom of finland. luckily, i didn't have— be a real cop. “ti“i: luckily, i didn't have any. yeah soiionsin— luckily, i didn't have any. yeah seriously, stuff— luckily, i didn't have any. yeah seriously, stuff in,— luckily, i didn't have any. yeah seriously, stuff in, like, $20 in nis— seriously, stuff in, like, $20 in his belts.— seriously, stuff in, like, $20 in his belts. _ seriously, stuff in, like, $20 in his belts. v/iti. ”it; seriously, stuff in, like, $20 in his belts. v/itn. ”it; in his belts. you're so realistic. well done. but i didn't have any pockets, obviously, so i didn't have any id on me, so i gave him a fake name . go on with the i id on me, so i gave him a fake name. go on with the i is diminishing trust in bbc news. yes, we are seeing an

acceleration of. i got one minno— acceleration of. i got one ninno io— acceleration of. i got one minute to do— acceleration of. i got one minute to do it- acceleration of. i got one minute to do it in- ft tn“ i got one minute to do it in the bbc is ioniiioi— minute to do it in the bbc is terrified about— minute to do it in the bbc is terrified about an acceleration of ni— terrified about an acceleration oi oi oni— terrified about an acceleration of ai and misinformation sosoooing— of ai and misinformation spreading everywhere so they're going— spreading everywhere so they're going is— spreading everywhere so they're going is soon— spreading everywhere so they're going to start doing programs nnno— going to start doing programs where—behind. going to start doing programs. where—behind the where they show the behind the ssonoslinon— where they show the behind the scenesithey - back - scenes, they pull back the snioin— scenes, they pull back the curtain .show- scenes, they pull back the curtain show how the bbc curtain and show how the bbc goinois— curtain and show how the bbc gathers information that sounds iooiin— gathers information that sounds sooin onsiiing— gathers information that sounds really exciting. but anyway , really exciting. but anyway, ooning. — really exciting. but anyway, we're paying. "clan really exciting. but anyway, we're paying. "iii; gntn we're paying. they have got a serious problem, haven't they? and i mean, i you know, and i mean, i don't you know, i know this channel is in competition to them, but the bbc does with does have a problem with with bias, it is not generally bias, but it is not generally speaking, problem with , you speaking, a problem with, you know, lying, lying . yeah, that's know, lying, lying. yeah, that's a slightly more the issue . yeah. a slightly more the issue. yeah. the issue they've got now is they're going to employ fact checkers checkers are checkers and fact checkers are notoriously biased . so fact notoriously biased. so fact checkers each facts checkers will stretch each facts to, to show something is not true when it doesn't fit their left wing. bavaria forensic examiner lab— left wing. bavaria forensic examiner lab or- “g bavaria forensic examiner lab or whatever it's sonog— examiner lab or whatever it's soiioi. nno-ii— examiner lab or whatever it's called. we'll work that out. i do called. we'll work that out. i is inni— called. we'll work that out. i is ininn inso— called. we'll work that out. i do think they have- called. we'll work that out. i do think they have they- called. we'll work that out. i do think they have they have some some good guys. ross adkins, he's mentioned is very good. spring, good. but then marianna spring, who disinformation who is the disinformation correspondent, full of bias , correspondent, full of bias, full of recent graduation

collective marxist ideology. that's all we have time for. let's run through the front pages. one more time. so we have the daily mail leading with enough to make you sick. the guardian have police launch investigation into sexual misconduct claims at the cbi. the express go with wimbledon has handed putin a win. the metro has gone in 360 seconds. the mirror goes with coronation , chaos, fear. the star lead with robocop. marvellous headline. that's all for tonight. thanks to my guests leo kearse and scott capurro. tune in tomorrow at the same time where leo will be in this chair and joined by louis schaefer and steve allen. headliners will be back tomorrow night at 11 pm. but if you're watching the morning, repeat, stay for morning, repeat, stay tuned for the breakfast show which the breakfast show, which is up very shortly . i've been simon very shortly. i've been simon evans, you much for evans, thank you very much for sticking with me. thanks, mum and i'll you again very and dad. i'll see you again very soon. night .

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