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regener— that tie the two nations regelner . — that tie the two nations together . that tie the two nations- together . these stories are the together. these stories are the very heart of what binds ireland and america together. they speak to a history defined by our dreams. they speak to a president written by our shared responsible motty, and they speak to a future poised for unlimited shared possibilities. so today i'd like to reflect on the enduring strength of the connections between ireland and the united states. a partnership for the ages . now the fbi has for the ages. now the fbi has arrested— for the ages. now the fbi has arrested a— for the ages. now the fbi has arrested a us— 3 now the fbi has arrested a us national guardsman named— arrested a us national guardsman naned ae— arrested a us national guardsman named as jacl— arrested a us national guardsman named as jack douglas dushera in massachusetts— named as jack douglas dushera in massachusetts ._ named as jack douglas dushera in massachusetts . this following massachusetts. this following the massachusetts. this following lne leak— massachusetts. this following lne leal en— massachusetts. this following the leak of over— massachusetts. this following the leak of over 100 highly elaeelned— the leak of over 100 highly classified pentagon documents, the classified pentagon documents, lne leak— classified pentagon documents, lne leal le— classified pentagon documents, the leak is believed to be the need— the leak is believed to be the most serious— the leak is believed to be the most serious security breach in rean— most serious security breach in yeas- sene— most serious security breach in lean. sane el— most serious security breach in years. some of the— most serious security breach in years. some of the documents are nelleved— years. some of the documents are nelleved le— years. some of the documents are nelleved la de— years. some of the documents are believed to be related to dlralne-e— believed to be related to ukraine's military capability , ukraine's military capability, as n— ukraine's military capability, as n also— ukraine's military capability, as it also included in embarrassing information about us embarrassing information about us alllee— embarrassing information about us allies here. _ embarrassing information about us allies here. the chancellor says— us allies here. the chancellor says ane— us allies here. the chancellor says the outlook— us allies here. the chancellor says the outlook for the uk economy— says the outlook for the uk economy le— says the outlook for the uk economy is brighter than expected,— economy is brighter than expected, despite new figures

enenlnd— expected, despite new figures showing there _ expected, despite new figures showing there was no growth in februaw- — showing there was no growth in february- nata— showing there was no growth in february. data from the office for dadenal— february. data from the office for national statistics shows a den— for national statistics shows a 0.4% decrease _ for national statistics shows a 0.4% decrease in— for national statistics shows a 0.4% decrease in gross domestic o.4% decrease in gross domestic prodded— o.4% decrease in gross domestic product fren— o.4% decrease in gross domestic product from january , the product from january, the eenleee— product from january, the services sector- product from january, the services sector fell , with the services sector fell, with the ons— services sector fell, with the ons llanlnd— services sector fell, with the ons blaming strike action by leaenere— ons blaming strike action by teachers and— ons blaming strike action by teachers and civil servants. a fall— teachers and civil servants. a fall ln— teachers and civil servants. a fall ln dae— teachers and civil servants. a fall in gas and— teachers and civil servants. a fall in gas and electricity deade— fall in gas and electricity usage dae— fall in gas and electricity usage due to— fall in gas and electricity usage due to milder weather was also— usage due to milder weather was also neld. — usage due to milder weather was also held. responsible . eight also held. responsible. eight eenlnd— also held. responsible. eight serving former— also held. responsible. eight serving former met police officers— serving former met police officers have— serving former met police officers have been found guilty officers have been found guilty of erase— officers have been found guilty of gross misconduct over discriminatory- of gross misconduct over discriminatory and offensive rneeeaeedlney— discriminatory and offensive messages they sent on whatsapp . messages they sent on whatsapp. the messages they sent on whatsapp. rne officers,— messages they sent on whatsapp. the officers, seven— messages they sent on whatsapp. the officers, seven men and one woman, were found— the officers, seven men and one woman, were found to have sent seden— woman, were found to have sent sealed, radar,— woman, were found to have sent sexist, racist, homophobic and dleanled— sexist, racist, homophobic and disabled comments in a group anal,— disabled comments in a group chat, including— disabled comments in a group chat, including talking about lade— chat, including talking about katie price's— chat, including talking about katie price's son, harvey's dlealdlny— katie price's son, harvey's disability and— katie price's son, harvey's disability and his weight during the disability and his weight during lne finn— disability and his weight during lne inn day— disability and his weight during the fifth day of— disability and his weight during the fifth day of the hearing, me— the fifth day of the hearing, lne legal— the fifth day of the hearing, the legal chair— the fifth day of the hearing, the legal chair described the lean— the legal chair described the lreaen ef— the legal chair described the breach of standards as so n— breach of standards as so serious it justified the dismissal— serious it justified the dismissal ._ serious it justified the dismissal . you're up to date on dismissal. you're up to date on tv dismissal. you're up to date on rv enllne— dismissal. you're up to date on tv online dab+_ dismissal. you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio and on the

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at front pages. the daily mail has a land— front pages. the daily mail has at last a— front pages. the daily mail has at last a leader— front pages. the daily mail has at last a leader who— g the daily mail has at last a leader who knows what at last a leader who knows what a woman is . the— at last a leader who knows what a woman is . the daily telegraph a woman is. the daily telegraph has a woman is. the daily telegraph nae nepner— a woman is. the daily telegraph nae nepner .— a woman is. the daily telegraph nae pepner . s— a woman is. the daily telegraph has depher . s rise— a woman is. the daily telegraph has depher . s rise as junior has depher. s rise as junior declare— has depher. s rise as junior declare pe— has depher. s rise as junior doctors go on— has depher. s rise as junior doctors go on strike. the eaardlan— doctors go on strike. the guardian has— doctors go on strike. the guardian has senior tories turn adalnel— guardian has senior tories turn against bravermans racist rnelene. — against bravermans racist rhetoric. the— against bravermans racist rhetoric. ii agaiflst bravermans racist rhetoric. against bravermans racist rhetoric. the mirror has rapist gets his hands. on £7 million lotto jackpot . the express has lotto jackpot. the express has no appeale— lotto jackpot. the express has no appenle le— lotto jackpot. the express has no appetite to make- f the express has no appetite to make peace with harry. — no appetite to make peace with harry. and— no appetite to make peace with harry. and finally— no appetite to make peace with harry. and finally ,_ no appetite to make peace with harry. r: �*" jr? harry. and finally, the daily star has new pandemic fear. it's the pits. and those were your front— the pits. and those were your land pages— the pits. and those were your land papee .— the pits. and those were your front pages . hosted.- and those were your front pages . hosted. every time front pages. hosted. every time we begin— front pages. hosted. every time we learn nin— front pages. hosted. every time we begin with the— front pages. hosted. every time we begin with the daily mail. leader— we begin with the daily mail. leader the— we begin with the daily mail. neper lnle le— we begin with the daily mail. roger this is it's— we begin with the daily mail. roger this is it's a slick elan. — roger this is it's a slick start. this— roger this is it's a slick start. this is- roger this is it's a slick start. " mr? c roger this is it's a slick- start. this is the mail love this. this is the story of rishi sunak saying that 100% of women don't have a penis , which puts don't have a penis, which puts clear blue water between him and keir starmer , who says that

keir starmer, who says that 99.9% of women don't have a penis? well, yeah, because i've seen some films— penis? well, yeah, because i've seen some films late- j:�* 57 well, yeah, because i've seen some films late at night j:�* 37 well, yeah, because i've seen some films late at night. well— seen some films late at night. well. dds— seen some films late at night. well, it's dancing— seen some films late at night. well, it's dancing on— seen some films late at night. well, it's dancing on a- seen some films late at night. well, it's dancing on a pin- seen some films late at night. well, it's dancing on a pin to some extent. this is. this is nllaneaely— r:;a

blue water— mail have gone for. it's clear blue water between- c g it's clear blue water between him and it's 99.9— blue water between him and it's 99.9 vende— blue water between him and it's 99.9 versus 100. _ blue water between him and it's 99.9 versus 100. it's more of a paddllnp— 99.9 versus 100. it's more of a paddlrnp peel— 99.9 versus 100. it's more of a paddlrnp peel el— 99.9 versus 100. it's more of a paddling pool of water, isn't it? paddling pool of water, isn't in ne— paddling pool of water, isn't in we very— paddling pool of water, isn't it? it's very small difference, pal— it? it's very small difference, pal n— it? it's very small difference, pal n le— it? it's very small difference, pal n le a— it? it's very small difference, but it is a crucial— it? it's very small difference, but it is a crucial difference peeaaee— but it is a crucial difference because starmer can't say what a le and— because starmer can't say what a woman is and it's— because starmer can't say what a woman is and it's absolutely eneeled.— woman is and it's absolutely shocked. pathetic that this woman is and it's absolutely shthezd. pathetic that this woman is and it's absolutely shthe debate. rathetic that this woman is and it's absolutely shthe debate. ithetic that this woman is and it's absolutely shthe debate. i mean, hat this woman is and it's absolutely shthe debate. i mean, hrwasis is the debate. i mean, i was lnlenlenlnp— is the debate. i mean, i was interviewing richard today interviewing richard tice today on interviewing richard tice today en—ealled- interviewing richard tice today. on_called-current on my podcast called the current rnlnp.— on my podcast called the current thine—is,- on my podcast called the current rhea—re, plag- thing. and the point is, plug all—dan- - thing. and the point is, plugj all—stuff. the all your personal stuff. the pelnl— all your personal stuff. the point-l— all your personal stuff. the pointll dd— all your personal stuff. the point-i did not- all your personal stuff. the point i did not you did point is, i did not know you did a podcast. well, i've got the a podcast. well, i've got to the end— a podcast. well, i've got to the elner ene-e— a podcast. well, i've got to the other one's called— a podcast. well, i've got to the other one's called the- :f well, i've got to the other one's called the weekly seepde. — other one's called the weekly sceptic._asking. i sceptic. thanks for asking. the pelnl— point is, it was so relevant because— point is, it was so relevant because obviously leader of because he's obviously leader of reerrnl— because he's obviously leader of reerrnl and— because he's obviously leader of referrn and yea— because he's obviously leader of reform and you think maybe peeple— reform and you think maybei peeple—vefe reform and you think maybe- peeple—vefe fer people will wake up and vote for like people will wake up and vote for llle—eenee— people will wake up and vote for llle—eenee parfy- like a common sense party because— because this stuff's got so ridiculous.— because this stuff's got so ridiculous. tragedy ridiculous. the tragedy is most peeple— people don't really follow the ee—ealled — so—called culture war and fney-ll— so—called culture war and fney-ll-vefe- so—called culture war and. they'll-vote labour. they'll just still vote labour. enf— they'll just still vote labour. naf surely— they'll just still vote labour. but surely women leo, shouldn't vefe— but surely women leo, shouldn't vefe laden— but surely women leo, shouldn't vote labour if— but surely women leo, shouldn't vote labour if he— but surely women leo, shouldn't vote labour if he can't. if sfarner— vote labour if he can't. if starmer can't— vote labour if he can't. if starmer can't say that they den-f— starmer can't say that they don't-penises. - starmer can't say that they don't penises. epic: don't have penises. well, i fnlnl— don't have penises. well, i fnlnl-fnls- don't have penises. well, i think this issue think i think this sort of issue gets to the point, as it did in scotland where people weren't really taking taking any attention to the issue until it got to a ridiculous point where male rapists were being sent to women's prisons and you know, the gender ideology being pushed

in schools. i think then parenfe— in schools. i think then parenfe, yea— " f i think then parents, you know, pricked up fnelr— parents, you know, pricked up fnelr ea— parents, you know, pricked up their ears and— parents, you know, pricked up their ears and realised what was going— their ears and realised what was pernp en— their ears and realised what was pernp en and— their ears and realised what was pernp en and rf— their ears and realised what was going on and it became very damaging— going on and it became very damaging fer— going on and it became very damaging for nicola sturgeon. going on and it became very damaryeah.)r nicola sturgeon. going on and it became very damaryeah. i nicola sturgeon. going on and it became very damaryeah. i meant sturgeon. going on and it became very damaryeah. i mean ,sturgeon. going on and it became very damaryeah. i mean , would )i'i. going on and it became very damaryeah. i mean , would this yeah, yeah. i mean, would this deee— yeah, yeah. i mean, would this deee-le— yeah, yeah. i mean, would this deep-re fnle— yeah, yeah. i mean, would this does is this impressive does this is this impressive fren— does this is this impressive fen—er- does this is this impressive fen—er rel does this is this impressive from _or is iti does this is this impressive. from _or is it just from sunak to you or is it just sen—l— from sunak to you or is it justi sen—l-ne-s sort of obvious? i mean, he's doing slightly than doing slightly better than the tories it tories before, but better. it turns mean knowing turns out to just mean knowing what is. you know, it's what a woman is. you know, it's . yeah. mean, i guess it's an . yeah. i mean, i guess it's an easy it's an easy win for sunak erg. well even the tories were in some confusion about this until relatively recently, and the sides are firmed up, haven't they? culture war as they? and the culture war as rfe— they? and the culture war as it's manifesting— 3.5.9 and the culture war as it's manifesting itself and it is it's manifesting itself and it le an— it's manifesting itself and it le an easy— it's manifesting itself and it is an easy win— it's manifesting itself and it is an easy win for sunak you're apeelafely— is an easy win for sunak you're absolutely right. _ is an easy win for sunak you're absolutely right. ' r: " absolutely right. and in falrnees— absolutely right. and in fairness to— absolutely right. and in fairness to keir starmer, it was only a turn of phrase. he said 99.9% of women don't have a penis . but then compared to what penis. but then compared to what he's previously said , course he's previously said, of course his is shifting by the his position is shifting by the day. yeah, well, the other time he day. yeah, well, the other time ne-fnaf— day. yeah, well, the other time ne-fnaf yea— car yeah, well, the other time he that you shouldn't he said that you shouldn't say the he said that you shouldn't say fne—eealdn-fi he said that you shouldn't say the said_couldn't.| he said that you shouldn't say the said it's couldn't. he said that you shouldn't say the said it's somethinngdn't. he said that you shouldn't say the said it's something you't. he said it's something you enealdn-f— he said it's something you shouldn't-that- he said it's something you- shouldn't-that-have shouldn't say that women have a eenla. — shouldn't say that women have a eenla. rnaf— shouldn't say that women have a cervix. that was— shouldn't say that women have a cervix. that was another bizarre —sanal— cervix. that was another bizarre —sanal ln- cervix. that was another bizarre one. -sunak in the- cervix. that was another bizarre one. sunak in the past one. but even sunak in the past he one. but even sunak in the past ne-defer— one. but even sunak in the past ne-defer fe— one. but even sunak in the past he-defer to what- one. but even sunak in the past he defer to what the he said, i defer to what the p....._ he said, i defer to what the fnne-eald- he said, i defer to what the prime said, which he said, i defer to what the. prime-said, which was prime minister said, which was pene— prime minister said, which was nenelfne— prime minister said, which was borislthe time,— prime minister said, which was boris the time, which was boris at the time, which was panele— boris at the time, which was pafnefle. -pef- boris at the time, which was pathetic. -gotlbit.

boris at the time, which was. pathetic.-gotlbit less pathetic. so he's got a bit less pafnefle— pathetic. so he's got a bit less pathetic because,— pathetic. so he's got a bit less pathetic because, say, pathetic because, as you say, rfe— pathetic because, as you say, lf-e—nlnnenl it's an obvious vote winner, unsele— it's an obvious vote winner, unless-twitter. it's an obvious vote winner,- unless-twitter.over it's an obvious vote winner,- unlesslike-twitter.over it's an obvious vote winner, unlesslike all twitter over it's an obvious vote winner, unlesslike all of twitter over it's an obvious vote winner, unlesslike all of us. tter over it's an obvious vote winner, unlesslike all of us. but over it's an obvious vote winner, unlesslike all of us. but or over seven like all of us. but or maybe— seven like all of us. but or maybe nef— seven like all of us. but or maybe not, roger, actually. but pend— being you. but you surely reallee— being you. but you surely realise-easy- being you. but you surely realise easy vote realise it's an easy vote winner. -they| realise it's an easy vote- winner. -they even realise it's an easy vote winner. with they even realise it's an easy vote winner. with this they even realise it's an easy vote winner. with this wheneven realise it's an easy vote winner. with this when 95% of messing with this when 95% of peeple— messing with this when 95% of people-rubbish?- people hate this rubbish? yeah. and— people hate this rubbish? yeah. and rfe— people hate this rubbish? yeah. and we de— people hate this rubbish? yeah. and it's the sort— people hate this rubbish? yeah. and it's the sort of thing where a-ldeelepleal— and it's the sort of thing where a ideological stance a hard ideological stance is preffy— a hard ideological stance is. preffy—real pretty meaningless in the real wedd— pretty meaningless in the real world-because- pretty meaningless in the reali world-becauselyou world anyway. because if you then convincing then force a convincing transgender woman such as blair to white use the male toilets, that's going to ridiculous . that's going to be ridiculous. and force a trans man to and if you force a trans man to use the women's toilets , then use the women's toilets, then you're allowing people with beards and masculine appearance in a women's toilets, which then creates a danger for women . creates a danger for women. people kind of didn't realise dan— people kind of didn't realise p..., fneapn. — people kind of didn't realise that, though. the debate has e.0i..d,_ that, though. the debate has evolved, hasn't— that, though. the debate has evolved, hasn't it? was penny evolved, hasn't it? was it penny llerdaanf— evolved, hasn't it? was it penny mordaunt-casually- evolved, hasn't it? was it penny mordaunt casually spoke in mordaunt who casually spoke in faear— mordaunt who casually spoke in faear ef— mordaunt who casually spoke in favour of self—identification in the commons?— favour of self—identification in the commons? i'm right. i think it's the commons? i'm right. i think we deny— the commons? i'm right. i think it's penny mordaunt, wasn't it? and— it's penny mordaunt, wasn't it? and any— it's penny mordaunt, wasn't it? and enly ae— it's penny mordaunt, wasn't it? and enly as fre— it's penny mordaunt, wasn't it? and only as the patent- and only as the patent absurdities that result in self—identification managed tests themselves do people realise which side of the debate they're on. yeah, absolutely. anyway— they're on. yeah, absolutely. anyway renal-e—

they're on. yeah, absolutely. anyway what's on _ ”r: r:�* yeah, absolutely. anyway what's on the front cover of anyway what's on the front cover ef rne— anyway what's on the front cover of the guardian— anyway what's on the front cover of the guardian ? _ anyway what's on the front cover of the guardian ? \r rte: t: of the guardian? nick guardians got senior tories turn against bravermans racist rhetoric, inverted commas and this is kind of a sort of slightly non—story , as lewis would say. it's kind of pathetic that the tory wets, isuppose of pathetic that the tory wets, i suppose , anonymously, are i suppose, anonymously, are saying that, oh , we don't like saying that, oh, we don't like suella braverman rhetoric . and i suella braverman rhetoric. and i suppose does some crude suppose she does say some crude things but surely the things sometimes, but surely the bigger issue she bigger problem is the issue she talks the talks about, such as the small boats . i think this boats problem. i think this concern language boats problem. i think this c0ii'vei language boats problem. i think this c0ii've always language boats problem. i think this c0ii've always found anguage boats problem. i think this c0ii've always found aiguage boats problem. i think this c0ii've always found a bitage it, i've always found a bit pathetic. it's more like let's actually the problem. actually tackle the problem. but anyway, one of actually tackle the problem. but anyweis one of actually tackle the problem. but anyweis tobias one of actually tackle the problem. but anyweis tobias ellwood, one of actually tackle the problem. but anyweis tobias ellwood, who's of actually tackle the problem. but any anonymous,lewood, who's of actually tackle the problem. but any anonymous,lewcsortwho's of actually tackle the problem. but any anonymous,lewc sort ofo's of not anonymous, say sort of having a pop as swell as saying that sort goes against the that he sort of goes against the image trying image the tories are trying to create competence image the tories are trying to creatsunak competence image the tories are trying to creatsunak that competence image the tories are trying to creatsunak that she'srmpetence image the tories are trying to creatsunak that she'srm bitence image the tories are trying to creatsunak that she'srm bit of :e image the tories are trying to creatsunak that she'srm bit of a with sunak that she's a bit of a renegade, of thing, i renegade, sort of thing, but i think right. think think she's all right. i think she's heart's in the she's got her heart's in the right the other claim she's got her heart's in the rigthat the other claim she's got her heart's in the rigthat she's the other claim she's got her heart's in the rigthat she's a the other claim she's got her heart's in the rigthat she's a from other claim she's got her heart's in the rigthat she's a from ather claim she's got her heart's in the rigthat she's a from a formeriim is that she's a from a former senior senior minister, the bohs senior senior minister, the boris johnson's government doesn't say who the claim is that racist bigot. that she's a real racist bigot. when first hear that, you when you first hear that, you 90, when you first hear that, you go, well, she's asian for go, okay, well, she's asian for a which kind of a start, which makes it kind of ridiculous. but then again, of course, people course, other people are obviously of any obviously can be racist of any race. you go, she race. but then you go, is she really racist because she

doesn't want doesn't particularly want immigration especially immigration and especially illegal be out of illegal immigration to be out of control. so i it's pretty control. so i think it's pretty pathetic. baroness farage has pene— pathetic. baroness farage has pene en— pathetic. baroness farage has pene en de— pathetic. baroness farage has gone on the record— t baroness farage has gone on the record and been very,— gone on the record and been very-annal— gone on the record and been very,-critical,-isi very, very critical, which is duffe— very, very critical, which is dalfe—.- very, very critical, which is dalfe—. and,- very, very critical, which isi quite_. and, you very, very critical, which is- quite_. and, you know quite interesting. and, you know j ene-e— quite interesting. and, you know j ene-e enf— quite interesting. and, you know j ene-e eaf ef— quite interesting. and, you know , she's out of the— quite interesting. and, you know , she's out of the frame really fen-f— , she's out of the frame really now, isn't she?— , she's out of the frame really now, isn't she? she's not fernply— now, isn't she? she's not terribly important within the den— terribly important within the fery ranyj— terribly important within the fery ranyj puf— terribly important within the fery ranyj paf l— terribly important within the tory party, but i suppose you eeald— tory party, but i suppose you could certainly— tory party, but i suppose you could certainly argue that braverman says fairly crude, eaeaalj — braverman says fairly crude, casual, crass stuff , but then casual, crass stuff, but then you— casual, crass stuff, but then yea llnd— casual, crass stuff, but then yea llnd ef— casual, crass stuff, but then you kind of suspect that she's been— you kind of suspect that she's been elven— you kind of suspect that she's been given a— you kind of suspect that she's been given a licence to play fnaf— been given a licence to play fnaf lnnlnpej— been given a licence to play that innings, don't you? /r::j. that innings, don't you? you fnlnl— that innings, don't you? you fnlnl ene-e— that innings, don't you? you think she's the— that innings, don't you? you think she's the attack? the thing that strikes me as silly about this is that the people who are concerned about the language as suella braverman, they're labour language as suella braverman, they lib labour language as suella braverman, theylib dem labour language as suella braverman, theylib dem and labour language as suella braverman, theylib dem and green labour language as suella braverman, theylib dem and green anyway. and lib dem and green anyway. so. does it. absolutely so. so does it. absolutely matter going to win matter you're not going to win people is people over, are you? and it is on the people over, are you? and it is en fne-pape— people over, are you? and it is en fne-pape ef— people over, are you? and it is on the-page of the- on the front page of the deaden— on the front page of the guardian.-who| on the front page of the- guardian.-who were guardian. after all, who were frylnp— guardian. after all, who were frying—vlfnlni trying to find division within the trying to find division within fne rery— trying to find division within fne fery rany. — trying to find division within the tory party. “43?“ c the tory party. yeah, it seems like reasons. like a political reasons. they're of a lot of they're making a lot of a lot of flee— they're making a lot of a lot of flee-nef— they're making a lot of a lot of flee-nef very— they're making a lot of a lot of fuss-not very-notl fuss over not very much. not very— fuss over not very much. not very arden— fuss over not very much. not very mach-jand- fuss over not very much. not very much. just somebody very much. it's just somebody who an axe to grind who probably has an axe to grind . probably wasn't included in a, you— . probably wasn't included in a, yea-fn— . probably wasn't included in a, yea-ln a— . probably wasn't included in a, you-in a coffee- probably wasn't included in a, you in a coffee round or you know, in a coffee round or eenefnlnp. — you know, in a coffee round or something. and— you know, in a coffee round or something. and so- you know, in a coffee round or something. r: g something. and so they're saying this about braverman and also

they're the culture they're dragging the culture wars it. they're saying the wars into it. they're saying the redee— wars into it. they're saying the fade need— wars into it. they're saying the tories need to— wars into it. they're saying the tories need to stop— c they're saying the tories need to stop playing the endure— tories need to stop playing the ealfare vvarej— tories need to stop playing the culture wars, but— tories need to stop playing the culture wars, but people on the den— culture wars, but people on the den den-f— culture wars, but people on the den den-f play— culture wars, but people on the right don't play culture right don't play the culture wars. -react_ right don't play the culture wars. -react to - right don't play the culture wars. ” wars. we react to ridiculous things that are happening, such as drag queens being sent into schools children or, schools to teach children or, you know, people being arrested over tweets. and you know, people being arrested over tweets . and when we react over tweets. and when we react to over tweets. and when we react fe fnafj— over tweets. and when we react fe fnafj vene— over tweets. and when we react to that, we're accused- and when we react to that, we're accused of efellnp— to that, we're accused of stoking divisive culture wars, vnlen— stoking divisive culture wars, vnlen le— stoking divisive culture wars, which is ridiculous. but one fnlnp— which is ridiculous. but one thing that's characteristic of the woke ideology that it the woke ideology is that it doesn't i was reading doesn't it? i was reading an article say it article about let's say it doesn't admit that it's the ruling charge. ruling ideology in charge. it gaslights everyone thinking gaslights everyone into thinking it's oppressed while it's still the oppressed while while cancelling everyone and running everything. that's one of and the of its traits. yeah and the ideology so strong and so ideology is so strong and so firmly held that even when a transgender shooter shoots up a school in nashville, they're still painted as the victim. yeah. and the group and the ldeelepy— yeah. and the group and the rdeelepy re— yeah. and the group and the ideology is still— yeah. and the group and the ideology is still painted as the vlefln. — ideology is still painted as the vrefrn. dnyvayj— ideology is still painted as the victim. anyway, we move on to fne— victim. anyway, we move on to fne — victim. anyway, we move on to the mirror. well,— victim. anyway, we move on to the mirror. �*jrjljrzgc t: the mirror. well, sorry, could i just say also on the front page of the guardian, which is this is now, is breaking news right now, isn't have arrested isn't it? the fbi have arrested the a 21 year old over the leak

of defence documents, which is all the stuff has appeared all the stuff which has appeared on which is on the internet, which is a shocking security. shocking breach of security. i mean, america famously very, mean, america are famously very, very . but but, but i mean very leaky. but but, but i mean gaming forum as well. and this is what shocking, really is what is shocking, really shocking. military security leaks in gaming forums. why was a 21 year old given secure access to documents like that? it seems a 41 year old playing minecraft , but that's no easy minecraft, but that's no easy game for six year olds anyway. we now move on to the rogers ready the front page of the mirror, which is it's a slightly disconcerting story. this is the lotto rapist who has apparently won his 15 year legal battle to get his hands on the full amount of a £7 million lottery win. he's really leaning into the image of a rapist. i think you can assume it's an unflattering image . yeah, not not that image. yeah, not not that i don't really think that that rapists should have the right to choose their photo . but all the choose their photo. but all the same, it's clearly a chosen,

notwithstanding that it's slightly puzzling that he was able to purchase a lottery ticket and win whilst in prison. but apparently he bought the ticket whilst on leave a weekends leave from there you go in august 2004, while on a weekend leave from leyhill open prison , gloucestershire. it's prison, gloucestershire. it's quite intriguing that, isn't it? i mean i suppose if you win a lottery ticket , if you have a lottery ticket, if you have a lottery ticket, if you have a lottery win, then i guess you're allowed to keep it. whatever your crimes, aren't you? well if somebody buys a ticket and they're under age, they don't get to keep the money. so i'd have thought, you— get to keep the money. so i'd have thought, you know,- g: gm; so i'd have thought, you know, if yee— have thought, you know, if ye rf— have thought, you know, if you're if you're— have thought, you know, if you're if you're at her naieefy-e— you're if you're at her majesty's service, is that the den— majesty's service, is that the npnf-den-f- majesty's service, is that the right-don't even. majesty's service, is that the- right - don't even know. right phrase? i don't even know. pleasure— right phrase? i don't even know. pleasure-dds— right phrase? i don't even know. pleasure- his majesty'sl pleasure majesty's his majesty's pleasure. yeah , that's the pleasure. yeah, that's the pnraee. — pleasure. yeah, that's the phrase. slightly- pleasure. yeah, that's the phrase. slightly different. his majesty's prison majesty's people in prison are not. off. doing not. they're not off. like doing jobs for us and stuff like that. and yeah, i thought you'd be dreaaallfled— and yeah, i thought you'd be disqualified from _ 'r: yeah, i thought you'd be disqualified from entering the leffery— disqualified from entering the lottery—didn't- disqualified from entering the lottery._didn't .. lottery. well, you didn't. whilst bought it whilst in prison. he bought it whilst on leave and i leave from prison. well, from an open prison. well, from an open prison. weeks in prison. nearly two weeks in

tenerife . from prison. i know. tenerife. from prison. i know. that's no deterrent at all. anyway. moving on. we finished with anyway. moving on. we finished vlfn a— anyway. moving on. we finished vlfn a pally— anyway. moving on. we finished with a daily star.— anyway. moving on. we finished with a daily star. nick - g we finished with a daily star. nick “43?“ with a daily star. nick yeah. pally— with a daily star. nick yeah. pally sfar— with a daily star. nick yeah. daily star has.— with a daily star. nick yeah. daily star has. it's the pits andifs daily star has. it's the pits and it's a whiff of trouble over £5 cans of deodorant. it's calling it the new pandemic as you said in your headline earlier pandemic. leo it's kind of a pun and i can't really see many advantages to this, except possibly it. it deters more people wanting enter the people from wanting to enter the country. could country. that's all i could possibly was clutching at possibly. i was clutching at straws little bit that. straws a little bit with that. but all of the but yeah, it's all part of the cost living crisis. how much cost of living crisis. how much do of cost of living crisis. how much do-of deodorant- cost of living crisis. how much do-of deodorant cost?- do cans of deodorant cost? erdlnanlyj— do cans of deodorant cost? ordinarily,-£5. - do cans of deodorant cost? ordinarily,-£5. a- do cans of deodorant cost? ordinarily, £5. a lot. ordinarily, it's £5. a lot. sneellnp— ordinarily, it's £5. a lot. shocking that— ordinarily, it's £5. a lot. shocking that you - ordinarily, it's £5. a lot. shocking that you don't know rogen shocking that you don't know roger. outdid roger. you've you've outdid yourself i'm very roger. you've you've outdid yourse and i'm very roger. you've you've outdid yourseand delightedn very roger. you've you've outdid yourse and delighted to jery roger. you've you've outdid yourseand delighted to be of a proud and delighted to be of a generation that just missed out on nonsense. on all that nonsense. absolutely none of that. i on all that nonsense. - absolutely none of that. i just. i absolutely none of that. i just. l-nldeeaely. - absolutely none of that. i just. l-nldeeaely. l- absolutely none of that. i just. i-hideously. i like. i wash first hideously. i like to i wash first hideously. i like fe fnlnl— i wash first hideously. i like fe fnlnl ny— i wash first hideously. i like to think my personal hygiene is duffe— to think my personal hygiene is pane-leaf— to think my personal hygiene is quite-butlsaid,-wej quite good, but i said, well, we dldn-f— quite good, but i said, well, we dldn-f-eay— quite good, but i said, well, we dldn-f-eay ny- quite good, but i said, well, we didn't say my parents didn't want to say my parents nrppree. — didn't want to say my parents were hippies. so— didn't want to say my parents were hippies. “jar: didn't want to say my parents were hippies. “relr: didn't want to say my parents were hippies. “elr: “elr: were hippies. so we had we had this crystal deodorant. i don't know if you've seen it. it's like crystal rock that like a lump of crystal rock that you armpit. it's you rub on your armpit. it's supposed impact supposed to have the same impact as a can of links, supposed to have the same impact as you a can of links, supposed to have the same impact as you know a can of links, supposed to have the same impact as you know thean of links, supposed to have the same impact as you know the amountks, supposed to have the same impact as you know the amount of good

but you know the amount of good it does, you might as well rub a rock your that's rock in your office. that's exactly it's not exactly what. at least it's not eapieef— exactly what. at least it's not subject-inflation,- cfikirfifiug at least it's not subject inflation, though. subject to inflation, though. vean. — subject to inflation, though. year. year. — subject to inflation, though. yeah. yeah. the— subject to inflation, though. yeah. yeah. the rock.- subject to inflation, though. yeah. yeah. the rock. although actually mining actually they're probably mining the rock and it probably costs five times as because of five times as much because of levies brexit or levies due to brexit or something that can something that people can cry about anyway, that's about on twitter. anyway, that's it about on twitter. anyway, that's lflpan— about on twitter. anyway, that's lflpan ene— about on twitter. anyway, that's it.part one. coming- about on twitter. anyway, that's it.part one. coming up,- anyway, that's it part one. coming up, we it for part one. coming up, we deepes— it for part one. coming up, we discuss-biden's- it for part one. coming up, we discuss biden's confusion . a discuss joe biden's confusion. a ean-f give— discuss joe biden's confusion. a man can't give blood because he wen-f— man can't give blood because he went eenflrn— man can't give blood because he won't confirm if— man can't give blood because he won't confirm if he's pregnant. and— won't confirm if he's pregnant. and fne— won't confirm if he's pregnant. and fne-le— won't confirm if he's pregnant. and the-is-worst- and the uk is the worst perferner— and the uk is the worst performer in— and the uk is the worst performer in the g7. and the uk is the worst- performer in the g7. that's not a music competition , though, so a music competition, though, so don't worry. you couple don't worry. see you in a couple of don't worry. see you in a couple ef nlnafee— don't worry. see you in a couple ef nlnafee .—

welcome back to headliners. going through tomorrow's top news stories with me, leo kearse, and i'm joined by roger monkhouse and nick dixon , the monkhouse and nick dixon, the big dog. anyway, let's continue vlfn— big dog. anyway, let's continue vlfn fne— big dog. anyway, let's continue with the stories— g jrzijrg anyway, let's continue with the stories kicking off lend— with the stories kicking off long telegraph and joe biden's lafeef— long telegraph and joe biden's lafeef gaffe — long telegraph and joe biden's latest gaffe is— long telegraph and joe biden's latest gaffe is about the black and— latest gaffe is about the black and lane— latest gaffe is about the black and fans . — latest gaffe is about the black and tans. i'm— latest gaffe is about the black and tans. i'm just- latest gaffe is about the black and tans . and tans. i'm just surprised he

didn't think black and tans was the house hiring policy. the white house hiring policy. roger joe biden , who has visited roger joe biden, who has visited a pup— roger joe biden, who has visited a pad fn— roger joe biden, who has visited a pub in ireland,— “3 joe biden, who has visited a pub in ireland, presumably to fne— a pub in ireland, presumably to fne pene— a pub in ireland, presumably to use the gents . _ a pub in ireland, presumably to use the gents . r: use the gents. he's he's apparently made he hasn't made any gaffes on the irish trip, in fairness. and then he stumbled into a pub and confused the black and tans with the all blacks, which is a little bit inflammatory and insensitive given the part of the world that he's . yeah, but the he's visiting. yeah, but the man's know, this man's 80, you know, i mean, this is happens when you in man's 80, you know, i mean, this isgeriatricppens when you in man's 80, you know, i mean, this isgeriatric meat when you in man's 80, you know, i mean, this isgeriatric meat puppet,ju in man's 80, you know, i mean, this isgeriatric meat puppet, isn't in a geriatric meat puppet, isn't it? i mean, it's remarkable that he's together well he's holding it together as well as . i think joe biden as he is. i think joe biden makes great you know , carries on makes great you know, carries on about his irish heritage . about his irish heritage. clearly, it doesn't pay that much attention to it. yeah, it's hilarious. i was— much attention to it. yeah, it's hilarious. i was listening- rt“ “ c yeah, it's hilarious. i was listening to e“.rt.“ “ . yeah, it's hilarious. i was listening to a speefafer— hilarious. i was listening to a spectator podcast and the title vill— spectator podcast and the title vnll ree — spectator podcast and the title was will joe biden's trip be eaffe— was will joe biden's trip be eaffe freed— was will joe biden's trip be gaffe free? and _ was will joe biden's trip be gaffe free? and then it totally vvae-nf— gaffe free? and then it totally vvae-nf lllej— gaffe free? and then it totally wasn't like, you— gaffe free? and then it totally wasn't like, you know, he's going— wasn't like, you know, he's pernp fe— wasn't like, you know, he's pernp fe de— wasn't like, you know, he's pernp fe de rf— wasn't like, you know, he's going to do it ridiculous. and we knew— going to do it ridiculous. and we know also— going to do it ridiculous. and we know also that biden has sort of we know also that biden has sort ef nepapllean— we know also that biden has sort of republican tendencies , of republican tendencies, epvleaely— of republican tendencies, obviously-the- of republican tendencies,- obviously .the . republican, obviously not the us republican, but obviously not the us republican, leaf—.— obviously not the us republican, paf—. nee- obviously not the us republican, paf—. ne-e en- obviously not the us republican, but_. he's on thati but the irish type. he's on that elde. — but the irish type. he's on that elde. se— but the irish type. he's on that elde. se rfe— but the irish type. he's on that side. so it's-extra- but the irish type. he's on that

side. so it's extra kind of side. so it's an extra kind of freadlan— side. so it's an extra kind of freudian slip— side. so it's an extra kind of freudian slip to— side. so it's an extra kind of freudian slip to make this nlefalej— freudian slip to make this| mistake,-meant freudian slip to make this- mistake,-meant the all mistake, you know, meant the all elaelej —nlael- blacks, he said the black and lane— blacks, he said the black and lane-dee— blacks, he said the black and tans-also he's— blacks, he said the black and tans also he's clip . tans and also he's the clip. nee— tans and also he's the clip. ne-e snapping— tans and also he's the clip. he's struggling so much. you knew— he's struggling so much. you knew-l— he's struggling so much. you know-i accept- he's struggling so much. you know i accept that. but know he's 80. i accept that. but the know he's 80. i accept that. but fne ldea— know he's 80. i accept that. but fne ldea-ne-e— know he's 80. i accept that. but the idea-he's got- know he's 80. i accept that. but the idea he's got another the idea that he's got another flve— the idea that he's got another flve-nan— the idea that he's got another flve-nan ne- the idea that he's got another five-him, he can- the idea that he's got another five him, he can barely five years in him, he can barely fall.— five years in him, he can barely talk-ridiculous,— five years in him, he can barely talk. ridiculous, isn't talk. it's ridiculous, isn't rfe— it's ridiculous. and sky news ran—eaylnd- it's ridiculous. and sky news ran—saying that ran this headline saying that elden— ran this headline saying that biden exuded— ran this headline saying that biden exuded energy of a biden exuded the energy of a naen— biden exuded the energy of a naen yeanper— biden exuded the energy of a much younger man. maybe if he's aefaally— much younger man. maybe if he's aefaally ea— much younger man. maybe if he's aefaally esj ne— much younger man. maybe if he's actually 95, he did.— much younger man. maybe if he's actually 95, he did. you know vnaf— actually 95, he did. you know vnaf l— actually 95, he did. you know what i mean?— actually 95, he did. you know what i mean? that's the only way he what i mean? that's the only way ne dldn-f.— what i mean? that's the only way ne dldn-f. ne— what i mean? that's the only way he didn't. he exuded very andenf— he didn't. he exuded very ancient energy.- he didn't. he exuded very ancient energy. yeah. �*" ancient energy. yeah. if i think of joe— ancient energy. yeah. if i think of yee-fne— ancient energy. yeah. if i think of joe the phrase i'm not of joe biden, the phrase i'm not thinking of exuding younger thinking of is exuding younger energy. i know, but i'm just frylnp— energy. i know, but i'm just fryrnp fe— energy. i know, but i'm just fryrnp fe ran— energy. i know, but i'm just trying to run cover- r:“r:tr:wr i know, but i'm just trying to run cover for biden. and— trying to run cover for biden. and fne— trying to run cover for biden. and he le— trying to run cover for biden. and this is what— trying to run cover for biden. and this is what the media does -en— and this is what the media does nee-en deve— and this is what the media does now.-gb news of- and this is what the media does now. gb news of course, now. sepp gb news of course, it inef— now. sepp gb news of course, it reef-nef— now. sepp gb news of course, it just-not-news-- now. sepp gb news of course, it just-not-news. it's- just it's not about news. it's apeaf— just it's not about news. it'si about—candidate. just it's not about news. it's- about_candidate. so about we like this candidate. so lets— about we like this candidate. so lets-any— about we like this candidate. so lef-e-any ef— about we like this candidate. so let's-any of portion- about we like this candidate. so let's any of portion of let's just say any of portion of men— let's just say any of portion of their gaslighting. let's just say any of portion of thef/r:rel“slighting. let's just say any of portion of the/ ting. let's just say any of portion of thef/r:rel“ «rr:3 did let's just say any of portion of thef/r:rel“ «rr:3 jig “ it. yeah yes, absolutely. this is of course this is why the is why of course this is why the democrats keen to have democrats are so keen to have donald trump riding against him, because they know that they can beat trump. know beat donald trump. they know that joe biden can beat donald trump. so. they can trump. they think so. they can beat this last time beat they know this last time they 2016, they thought , oh, they in 2016, they thought, oh, donald trump the dream donald trump is the dream candidate nobody would

candidate because nobody would ever him. yeah, but ever vote for him. yeah, but this—counting. this time they're counting the veeef —ley- this time they're counting the vefee—ley. - this time they're counting the- votes.-key . .also, votes. that's the key. and also, it's votes. that's the key. and also, we a— votes. that's the key. and also, we a apn— votes. that's the key. and also, it's a sign that they don't believe they can defeat ron desantis or indeed any of the other potential candidates. i don't think they could defeat plank with a face drawn on it, frankly. anyway , friday's frankly. anyway, friday's represe— frankly. anyway, friday's express now— frankly. anyway, friday's express now and- e“ anyway, friday's express now and the police have ap— express now and the police have ap vlfn— express now and the police have up vlfn a— express now and the police have come up with a radical strategy deallnp— come up with a radical strategy deallnd vlfn— come up with a radical strategy dealing with actual crime lnefead— dealing with actual crime lnefead ef— dealing with actual crime instead of the— dealing with actual crime instead of the hurt feelings of lnfernef— instead of the hurt feelings of internet crime— instead of the hurt feelings of internet crime babies. \r rte: internet crime babies. nick, i knew— internet crime babies. nick, i knew rf— internet crime babies. nick, i know it feels— internet crime babies. nick, i know it feels like we do one of these stories every night. so 440,000 hours of police time to be on be saved by cutting down on offensive investigations . offensive tweet investigations. and saw was and the headline i saw was saying fewer hours would saying it was fewer hours would be like just get it be wasted. it's like just get it down to zero zero hours spent on this stuff it's this kind of stuff because it's absurd. it's saying that it's 220,000 domestic abuse incidents that it's the equivalent to or 270,000 burglaries. and so they could be doing all this great stuff instead. and it's very, very simple. i don't know why we keep go through this. keep having to go through this. the police will basically follow whatever software you program them. we've this in them. we've noticed this in covid. absurd covid. you give them absurd rules, much do covid. you give them absurd rulso much do covid. you give them absurd rulso to much do covid. you give them absurd rulso to comenuch do covid. you give them absurd rulso to come from do

covid. you give them absurd rulso to come from the it. so it has to come from the top seems like top down. so this seems like some progress towards some slight progress towards sanity. it's the soft option , sanity. it's the soft option, fen-f— sanity. it's the soft option, fen-fll— sanity. it's the soft option, fen-fll mean— sanity. it's the soft option, isn't-i mean, you'd- e“ car it's the soft option, isn't i mean, you'd far isn't it? i mean, you'd far and— isn't it? i mean, you'd far rather investigate something isn't it? i mean, you'd far rather doesn'tiate something isn't it? i mean, you'd far rather doesn'tiate scthe :hing isn't it? i mean, you'd far rather doesn'tiate scthe crime which doesn't meet the crime fnreeneld— which doesn't meet the crime threshold and— which doesn't meet the crime threshold and which involves you elfflnp— threshold and which involves you effing-year— threshold and which involves you sitting-your fat— threshold and which involves you sitting your fat bottom and sitting on your fat bottom and leellnp— sitting on your fat bottom and leellnp af— sitting on your fat bottom and looking at the— sitting on your fat bottom and looking at the internet in order to looking at the internet in order fe deade— looking at the internet in order to decide whether— looking at the internet in order to decide whether something does lndeed— to decide whether something does lndeed reaen— to decide whether something does indeed reach the— to decide whether something does indeed reach the crime threshold and— indeed reach the crime threshold rafner fnan— indeed reach the crime threshold rather than going— indeed reach the crime threshold rather than going out and affendlnp— rather than going out and attending genuine and authentic life threatening— attending genuine and authentic life threatening emergencies or lndeed— life threatening emergencies or indeed preper— life threatening emergencies or indeed proper crime. yeah. feelllnp— indeed proper crime. yeah. rolling about— indeed proper crime. yeah. rolling about in some nettles vlfn— rolling about in some nettles vlfn a— rolling about in some nettles with a burglar.— rolling about in some nettles with a burglar. yeah, that's a way— with a burglar. yeah, that's a way rafner— with a burglar. yeah, that's a way rafner pe— with a burglar. yeah, that's a way rather be be— with a burglar. yeah, that's a way rather be be dealing with eenepedy— way rather be be dealing with somebody who's— way rather be be dealing with somebody who's upset over over a fveef— somebody who's upset over over a fveef daf— somebody who's upset over over a fveef leaf rfe— somebody who's upset over over a tweet but it's ridiculous and eeelnp— tweet but it's ridiculous and we're seeing this creep across fne— we're seeing this creep across fne enflre— we're seeing this creep across the entire public— we're seeing this creep across the entire public sector and of course air departments and stuff lnefead— course air departments and stuff lnefead ef— course air departments and stuff instead of dealing— course air departments and stuff instead of dealing with material sn— instead of dealing with material sej yea— instead of dealing with material issues. so, you know- instead of dealing with material issues. so, you know, an actual crime, an acquisitive crime such as a theft or a violent crime, where somebody's hurt, they're deaung where somebody's hurt, they're dealing with it with idea issues where somebody's being offended by a tweet or somebody's got the wrong opinion. that's called non—crime hate incidents, isn't that right? so by definition, fney— that right? so by definition, fney de— that right? so by definition, fney de nef— that right? so by definition,

they do not reach- t g“7 so by definition, they do not reach the criminal fnreeneld. — they do not reach the criminal threshold. so _ they do not reach the criminal threshold. so the— they do not reach the criminal threshold. so the police enealdn-f— threshold. so the police shouldn't be _ threshold. so the police shouldn't be wasting their time ff.— shouldn't be wasting their time lf. nan.— shouldn't be wasting their time over it. yeah. and— shouldn't be wasting their time over it. yeah. and i don't know why— over it. yeah. and i don't know vny fney— over it. yeah. and i don't know vny fney ever— over it. yeah. and i don't know why they ever have been . why they ever have been. but lrenleallyj— why they ever have been. but ironically,_hate- ironically, non—crime hate incidents can be just as damaging a criminal record damaging as a criminal record because any hr department because any future hr department that searches searches your name does does background check. does a does a background check. these non—crime hate incidents come and of hr come up. and of course, hr departments are staffed by departments are 100% staffed by woke women who will ensure that you work again in your you never work again in your life. yeah, and one crucial dlfferenee— life. yeah, and one crucial difference is— life. yeah, and one crucial difference is the- c ”r: yeah, and one crucial difference is the non—crime hate lnddenfe— difference is the non—crime hate incidents—whenl incidents don't get erased when yee— incidents don't get erased when ye yeanper. — incidents don't get erased when ye yeanper. rf— incidents don't get erased when you're younger. if do it at you're younger. if you do it at 14 you're younger. if you do it at rd—deeen-fl you're younger. if you do it at 14-even-doesn't. you're younger. if you do it at 14 even get doesn't you're younger. if you do it at 14 even get adoesn't you're younger. if you do it at 14 even get a raise.t you're younger. if you do it at 14 even get a raise. so actually even get a raise. so yeanj— actually even get a raise. so yeah,-terrible.- actually even get a raise. so yeah, terrible. ridiculous. yeah, it's terrible. ridiculous. anyway.— yeah, it's terrible. ridiculous. anywayj—falesl yeah, it's terrible. ridiculous. i anyway—faves as anyway, the times now takes us to where a man wasn't to scotland where a man wasn't allowed to give blood, but not because it contained heroin, because it contained heroin, because authorities think that he might be pregnant. roger, this is doctor stefan- g“ d roger, this is doctor stefan mcandrew, 41, this is doctor stefan mcandrew, le vne— this is doctor stefan mcandrew, 41, who booked— this is doctor stefan mcandrew, 41, who booked an— this is doctor stefan mcandrew, 41, who booked an appointment at a bleed— 41, who booked an appointment at a blood donation— 41, who booked an appointment at a blood donation centre in ayr on a blood donation centre in ayr en apnl— a blood donation centre in ayr en apnl fne— a blood donation centre in ayr on april the 11th— a blood donation centre in ayr on april the 11th and was turned away— on april the 11th and was turned away because— on april the 11th and was turned away because he— on april the 11th and was turned away because he refused to tick the away because he refused to tick fne fev— away because he refused to tick fne pev j— away because he refused to tick fne pev j saying— away because he refused to tick the box , saying that he was not the box, saying that he was not and— the box, saying that he was not and nad— the box, saying that he was not and nad nef— the box, saying that he was not and had not recently been

prepnanf— and had not recently been prepnanf and— and had not recently been pregnant and as a matter of principle— pregnant and as a matter of principle ne— pregnant and as a matter of principle, he refused to do that because— principle, he refused to do that because apparently the nhs in seefland— because apparently the nhs in scotland specifically now asked eveenery— scotland specifically now asked eveenery vne— scotland specifically now asked everyone who wants to give blood if everyone who wants to give blood lf fney— everyone who wants to give blood lf fney — everyone who wants to give blood if they are pregnant— everyone who wants to give blood if they are pregnant or have reeenfly— if they are pregnant or have recently been— if they are pregnant or have recently been pregnant, even if yee— recently been pregnant, even if ye a— recently been pregnant, even if ye a 7d— recently been pregnant, even if ye a re year— recently been pregnant, even if you're a 74 year old man, even if you're a 74 year old man, even lf yea— you're a 74 year old man, even lf yea were— you're a 74 year old man, even if you were born— you're a 74 year old man, even if you were born male, have not at if you were born male, have not af any— if you were born male, have not af any pelnf— if you were born male, have not at any point toyed— if you were born male, have not at any point toyed with the idea of transitioning— at any point toyed with the idea of transitioning and present yeareelf— of transitioning and present yourself visibly— of transitioning and present yourself visibly as a male and the yourself visibly as a male and fne deed— yourself visibly as a male and the good doctor— yourself visibly as a male and the good doctor says, i can anderefand— the good doctor says, i can understand those who have eappeefed— understand those who have eappeefed yea— understand those who have suggested you just tick the box to suggested you just tick the box fe enable— suggested you just tick the box fe enable a— suggested you just tick the box to enable a donation . however, to enable a donation. however, it to enable a donation. however, lf le— to enable a donation. however, lf le fne— to enable a donation. however, it is the principle— to enable a donation. however, it is the principle of the nafferj— it is the principle of the matter, he _ it is the principle of the matter, he said. to say it is penlere— matter, he said. to say it is penlere le— matter, he said. to say it is bonkers is an— matter, he said. to say it is bonkers is an understatement. i nave— bonkers is an understatement. i nave a— bonkers is an understatement. i nave a napping— bonkers is an understatement. i have a nagging feeling that it is have a nagging feeling that it re pellfleal— have a nagging feeling that it is political correctness gone have a nagging feeling that it is pfar. cal correctness gone have a nagging feeling that it is pfar. trying rectness gone have a nagging feeling that it is pfar. trying to tness gone have a nagging feeling that it is pfar. trying to placatejne have a nagging feeling that it is pfar. trying to placate and too far. trying to placate and padfy— too far. trying to placate and paerfy fne— too far. trying to placate and pacify the gender brigade. clearly— pacify the gender brigade. clearly ne— pacify the gender brigade. clearly he kind of lost his rag a pn— clearly he kind of lost his rag a fall dldn-f— clearly he kind of lost his rag a bit, didn't he?— clearly he kind of lost his rag a bit, didn't he? and that final sentence. but— a bit, didn't he? and that final sentence. but we've all done fnafj— sentence. but we've all done fnafj yea— sentence. but we've all done fnafj yea can— sentence. but we've all done that, you can understand. and i fnlnl— that, you can understand. and i fnlnl-a— that, you can understand. and i fnlnl-a-pelnfl think he makes a valid point. rfe— think he makes a valid point. we a— think he makes a valid point. it's a fundamental problem in the it's a fundamental problem in fne-sedefy— it's a fundamental problem in the-society that- it's a fundamental problem in the society that common the nhs and society that common sense-eeen— the nhs and society that common sense-been lost.— the nhs and society that common sense been lost. obliterate sense has been lost. obliterate peeaaee— sense has been lost. obliterate peeaaee ef— sense has been lost. obliterate because of course,— sense has been lost. obliterate because of course, whoever was in because of course, whoever was ln enarpe— because of course, whoever was in enarpe eneald— because of course, whoever was in charge should have ticked the box in charge should have ticked the per fer— in charge should have ticked the per fer nln — in charge should have ticked the box for him and— in charge should have ticked the box for him and said clearly fne— box for him and said clearly fnlelnef— box for him and said clearly this-not-clearly, this is not an issue. clearly, you— this is not an issue. clearly, yea are— this is not an issue. clearly, yea nef— this is not an issue. clearly, you are not at— this is not an issue. clearly,

you are not at risk, which is fne— you are not at risk, which is fne vnele— you are not at risk, which is the whole point— you are not at risk, which is the whole point of question. the whole point of the question. clearly— the whole point of the question. clearly-are— the whole point of the question. clearly, - are not _ the whole point of the question. clearly,-are not a- the whole point of the question. clearly, are not a female, clearly, you are not a female, nave— clearly, you are not a female, nave nef— clearly, you are not a female, have not been— clearly, you are not a female, have not been pregnant and fnerefere— have not been pregnant and therefore should be allowed to elve— therefore should be allowed to ene-rfe— therefore should be allowed to elve-lf-e inef— therefore should be allowed to elve-lf-e iaef a- therefore should be allowed to give it's just a lack of give blood. it's just a lack of common sense. _ give blood. it's just a lack of common sense. \r common sense. nick, do you think that should that this was a hill he should have rather allowed have died on or rather allowed other die without other people to die without getting think it getting his blood? i do think it is getting his blood? i do think it le aefaallyj— getting his blood? i do think it is actually, because— getting his blood? i do think it is actually, because-sorti is actually, because you're sort of is actually, because you're sort ef fereed— is actually, because you're sort ef fereed fe— is actually, because you're sort of forced to pledge allegiance to of forced to pledge allegiance fe-fe— of forced to pledge allegiance fe-fe-ldeeledyj- of forced to pledge allegiance to to ideology, whatever to the to the ideology, whatever you to the to the ideology, whatever yea-fe — to the to the ideology, whatever yea-fe call— to the to the ideology, whatever yea-fe eall lfj— to the to the ideology, whatever you to call it, wokeness you want to call it, wokeness fne— you want to call it, wokeness fne prevailing— you want to call it, wokeness the prevailing and the prevailing ideology. and nee— he's saying two plus two equals fve— he's saying two plus two equals flve—lnpenanfl five. and that's very important fnaf— five. and that's very important fnaf ve— five. and that's very important fnaf ve den-f— five. and that's very important that we don't give in to that. and—le- that we don't give in to that. and—re a- that we don't give in to that.| and—re a nere and i think this guy is a hero for and i think this guy is a hero fer fanne— and i think this guy is a hero for takinglstand_ and i think this guy is a hero for taking stand against this. for taking a stand against this. fveryene— for taking a stand against this. fveryene-de- for taking a stand against this.| everyone-do-and everyone needs to do this. and it's everyone needs to do this. and lf-e—enanpeel it's the only way it changes. i nefleed— it's the only way it changes. i noticed-change- it's the only way it changes. i noticed-change it. it's the only way it changes. i noticed change it not it's the only way it changes. i no something change it not it's the only way it changes. i no something amazing; it not it's the only way it changes. i no something amazing, butnot it's the only way it changes. i no something amazing, but they to something amazing, but they enanped— to something amazing, but they enanped-are— to something amazing, but they changed-are you- to something amazing, but they changed are you pregnant changed it to are you pregnant or changed it to are you pregnant er nave— changed it to are you pregnant er nave-eeen— changed it to are you pregnant or have-been-ifl or have you been pregnant? if nef—pleaee- or have you been pregnant? ifi nef—pleaee-ne. not applicable, please tick. no. so not applicable, please tick. no. se—dld- so they kind of got did a workaround.— so they kind of got did a workaround-a- so they kind of got did a workaround. a double fudge. workaround. it's a double fudge. it's workaround. it's a double fudge. lf-e—peffer- it's a fudge. it'd be better if nene—pafi none of this happened, but i fnlnl— none of this happened, but i fnlnllle— none of this happened, but i think.islsort_ none of this happened, but i think-islsort of- none of this happened, but i think is sort of hero for think he is a sort of hero for fanne— think he is a sort of hero for taking everyone— think he is a sort of hero for taking everyone has to take a efand— taking everyone has to take a efand-fney— taking everyone has to take a stand -they .that. stand where they see that eenefnlnp — stand where they see that something and something is plainly false and inef— something is plainly false and fuel gees— something is plainly false and just goes against— something is plainly false and just goes against truth and just goes against the truth and fade— just goes against the truth and paele—vvel just goes against the truth and. fade—vfe all basic fundamental truths. we all knew— basic fundamental truths. we all knew-nave— basic fundamental truths. we all know have something. know they have to do something. efnervlee— otherwise it's just it just gets out otherwise it's just it just gets elf—already- out of control as it already nae. — out of control as it already nae. -fnlnp- out of control as it already has.-thing is- out of control as it already has. thing is when out of control as it already- has.-thing is when he has. the only thing is when he paye— has. the only thing is when he says rfe— has. the only thing is when he says it's political— has. the only thing is when he says it's political correctness pene— says it's political correctness gene—aefaallyl says it's political correctnessi gone _ actually way says it's political correctness gone it's actually way says it's political correctness gone it's pervasive lly way says it's political correctness gone it's pervasive mindiy says it's political correctness gone that. pervasive mindiy says it's political correctness gone that. perendie mindiy virus that could end the whole fveef.— virus that could end the whole

fveef—fne- virus that could end the wholei fveef—fne npnf west. but. but he's on the right llnee. — west. but. but he's on the right llnee. veal.— west. but. but he's on the right lines. yeah. yeah.— west. but. but he's on the right lines. yeah. yeah. and- west. but. but he's on the right lines. f/r:rel e“ f/r:rel e“ ' “r: lines. yeah. yeah. and of course, you know, if we course, if, you know, if we didn't this tick and didn't have this tick box and a trans man who is pregnant walked into clinic to give blood, into the clinic to give blood, they be told, no, you they could be told, no, you can't. you're pregnant . it's. i can't. you're pregnant. it's. i mean, it's something that's. it's catering for an infinite , it's catering for an infinite, awesomely small chance if that has ever happened. i would be amazed. has ever happened. i would be aaed enf— has ever happened. i would be amazed. but statistical- amazed. but statistical peeerprlrfy— amazed. but statistical possibility is- amazed. but statistical possibility is so tiny that it's nef— possibility is so tiny that it's nef really— possibility is so tiny that it's not really worth _ possibility is so tiny that it's not really worth considering . an not really worth considering. an adeelafely. — not really worth considering. an absolutely. , “g not really worth considering. an absolutely. , y not really worth considering. an absolutely. ' “yr e“ not really worth considering. an absolutely. e“ absolutely. anyway, the sun now and the junior doctor behind the deadly doctors strike hasn't impressed his senior nick. no he's off on holiday. so father of he's off on holiday. so father ef nlllfanf— he's off on holiday. so father of militant medic— rt:re“ r:rel so father of militant medic behind damaging— of militant medic behind damaging nhs junior doctor sfnle— damaging nhs junior doctor strike blast.— damaging nhs junior doctor strike blast. walkout as son rob lawrenson goes— strike blast. walkout as son rob lawrenson goes on— strike blast. walkout as son rob lawrenson goes on holiday and his lawrenson goes on holiday and fade dad— lawrenson goes on holiday and ne dad saying— lawrenson goes on holiday and his dad saying he's sort of on fne— his dad saying he's sort of on fne efner— his dad saying he's sort of on the other side— his dad saying he's sort of on the other side of— his dad saying he's sort of on the other side of the debate peeaaee— the other side of the debate because his— the other side of the debate because his dad— the other side of the debate because his dad is a customer of the because his dad is a customer of fne—a— because his dad is a customer of fne-a favpayer- because his dad is a customer of the-a taxpayer says- the nhs and a taxpayer says he's not the nhs and a taxpayer says he's nef—fnle— the nhs and a taxpayer says he's not—this strike- not really up for this strike vnere— not really up for this strike vnere fney— not really up for this strike where they want 35% increase. s and— where they want 35% increase. s and-eeene— where they want 35% increase. s andlcourse j— where they want 35% increase. s and course , inevitably this and of course, inevitably this young— and of course, inevitably this yeanp-nae— and of course, inevitably this yeanp-nae pene- and of course, inevitably this young has gone to a £46,000 young man has gone to a £46,000 a year— young man has gone to a £46,000 a year pnvafe— young man has gone to a £46,000 a year private school.— young man has gone to a £46,000 a year private school. as you so effen— a year private school. as you so effen flndj— a year private school. as you so often find, it's— a year private school. as you so often find, it's the— a year private school. as you so often find, it's the rich kids fnaf— often find, it's the rich kids fnaf are— often find, it's the rich kids that are the— often find, it's the rich kids that are the most sort of woke . that are the most sort of woke. and— that are the most sort of woke. and fn— that are the most sort of woke.

and ln fne— that are the most sort of woke. and in this case,— that are the most sort of woke. and in this case, it— that are the most sort of woke. and in this case, it sort of it llnd— and in this case, it sort of it kind -wokeness- kind of broad wokeness manifesting— kind of broad wokeness manifesting larping , as an manifesting as larping, as an eppreeeed— manifesting as larping, as an oppressed worker. yeah. you lnevj— oppressed worker. yeah. you. lnevj—really know, when really is he really so know, when really is he really ee eppreeeed— know, when really is he really so oppressed and.— know, when really is he really so oppressed and. yeah. and it deeen-f— so oppressed and. yeah. and it deeen-f leek— so oppressed and. yeah. and it doesn't look great— so oppressed and. yeah. and it doesn't look great that he's on nellday. — doesn't look great that he's on nellday. -en- doesn't look great that he's oni holiday. -on holiday. holiday. he's gone on holiday. so losing pay, of so he's not losing pay, of course. who course. whereas those who have withdrawn labour withdrawn their labour are losing appalling losing pay. so it's appalling leadership very least, leadership at the very least, he's booked his he's strategically booked his houday he's strategically booked his holiday for now. is that how he nlpnf— holiday for now. is that how he nrpnflnlpnf— might or might not be? coincidence?— might or might not be? coincidence?.had- might or might not be? coincidence? had holiday coincidence? he had a holiday booked certainly left booked, but he certainly left the he represents in the people who he represents in the people who he represents in the lurch. yeah, you're right. they— the lurch. yeah, you're right.- fney—efandlnd they said it was a long standing eennlfnenf— commitment to go to your fnend-e— commitment to go to youri friend's—don't commitment to go to your- friend's_don't need friend's wedding. you don't need to friend's wedding. you don't need fe—fnend-e— friend's wedding. you don't need to friend's wedding. to go to your friend's wedding. yea-re— to go to your friend's wedding. vea-re dend— to go to your friend's wedding. vea-re delnp a— to go to your friend's wedding. you're doing a strike. you're aellnp— asking for 35% more. and veddlnpe— asking for 35% more. and. weddings—anyway. asking for 35% more. and weddi exactly. anyway. asking for 35% more. and weddiexactly. /r:tj. tr: nyway. asking for 35% more. and weddiexactly. /r:tj. gr: “g asking for 35% more. and we “g :tly. /rtj. gr: “g asking for 35% more. and we “g . /rtj. gr: e“; asking for 35% more. and we3el “g g: “g asking for 35% more. and we “g . r: “g asking for 35% more. and we saving your friend the hassle be saving your friend the hassle of to sit through some of having to sit through some bonng of having to sit through some boring speeches. yeah, this is. fne— boring speeches. yeah, this is. fne-enn— boring speeches. yeah, this is. this-sun,.course.l this is in the sun, of course. and—nae- this is in the sun, of course. and—nae rfe- this is in the sun, of course. l and—has its .to and every organ has its axe to pnnd. —very- grind. but it'd be very interesting— grind. but it'd be very interesting see how how this interesting to see how how this endle— interesting to see how how this salve-darne— interesting to see how how this strike-gains or- interesting to see how how this strike gains or fails to strike written gains or fails to earn— strike written gains or fails to refaln padde— strike written gains or fails to retain public support. apparently- retain public support. apparently, broadly speaking, the apparently, broadly speaking, fne-are— apparently, broadly speaking, the are supportive of the public are supportive of junior— the public are supportive of junior doctors— the public are supportive of junior doctors striking at the eenf— junior doctors striking at the eenf enf— junior doctors striking at the moment, but it's a long strike fellevlnp— moment, but it's a long strike fellevlnp fne — moment, but it's a long strike following the easter holidays . following the easter holidays. feeple— following the easter holidays. reeple vil— following the easter holidays. people will die— following the easter holidays. people will die as a consequence. they'll be very lnfereeflnp— consequence. they'll be very interesting whether that interesting to see whether that padde— interesting to see whether that public eappen— interesting to see whether that public support holds well. ' “r:

public support holds well. and of public support holds well. and ef—peeple- public support holds well. and| ef—peepleldrej of course, when people do die, they after that. they won't ever say after that. so for the strike and doctors, it's the perfect crime anyway , it's the perfect crime anyway, the guardian now in britain is at least leading the world in one area. roger laziness. oh, this is a is this an “g oh, this is a is this an ongoing eferyj— this is a is this an ongoing eferyj den-f— this is a is this an ongoing story, isn't it?— this is a is this an ongoing story, isn't it? this is apparenfly- story, isn't it? this is apparently it's apparently now the apparently it's apparently now fne ease— apparently it's apparently now fne fne— apparently it's apparently now the case the uk— apparently it's apparently now the case the uk is the worst perferner— the case the uk is the worst perferner fn— the case the uk is the worst performer in the— the case the uk is the worst performer in the g7 for workforce _ performer in the g7 for workforce participation since cone.— workforce participation since covid. basically it's the pereenfape— covid. basically it's the percentage of- covid. basically it's the percentage of the workforce who are percentage of the workforce who nef— percentage of the workforce who nef pend— percentage of the workforce who nef pernp fe— percentage of the workforce who are not going to work or indeed vne— are not going to work or indeed vne are— are not going to work or indeed vne nef— are not going to work or indeed who are not available for work. and— who are not available for work. and we— who are not available for work. and we haven't— who are not available for work. and we haven't recovered the verlferee— and we haven't recovered the workforce since _ and we haven't recovered the workforce since .— and we haven't recovered the workforce since . covid other workforce since. covid other ante— workforce since. covid other major economies— workforce since. covid other major economies have. and we are fralllnp— major economies have. and we are now trailing almost— major economies have. and we are now trailing almost every other advanced— now trailing almost every other advanced economy in the world. nnfaln— advanced economy in the world. nnfaln le— advanced economy in the world. britain is ranked— advanced economy in the world. britain is ranked bottom of the g7 britain is ranked bottom of the at fer— britain is ranked bottom of the g7 for workforce _ britain is ranked bottom of the g7 for workforce participation enly— g7 for workforce participation enly even— g7 for workforce participation only seven other— g7 for workforce participation only seven other countries in fne— only seven other countries in fne ee— only seven other countries in the 38 member— only seven other countries in the 38 member oecd also had laden— the 38 member oecd also had labour market— the 38 member oecd also had labour market participation down relev— labour market participation down pelev fner— labour market participation down below their pre—covid levels . so below their pre—covid levels. so our below their pre—covid levels. so fallare— below their pre—covid levels. so fallare fe— below their pre—covid levels. so our failure to recover is extraordinary. - our failure to recover is extraordinary. and you have to asl— extraordinary. and you have to ask fne— extraordinary. and you have to ask the question _ extraordinary. and you have to ask the question why is it nappenrnpe— ask the question why is it happening? and kwasi covid would

fe— happening? and kwasi covid would fe pe— happening? and kwasi covid would fe p. fne— happening? and kwasi covid would seem to be the obvious answer. everynedy— seem to be the obvious answer. everybody def— seem to be the obvious answer. everybody god a— seem to be the obvious answer. everybody got a taste— seem to be the obvious answer. everybody got a taste of- seem to be the obvious answer. everybody got a taste of not working wanted to continue working and wanted to continue to not working. is it just lazlneoo— to not working. is it just laziness though,- laziness though, because other eeanneof— laziness though, because other countries-course,— laziness though, because other countries course, experience countries of course, experience leeldevn— countries of course, experience leeldevn fn— countries of course, experience lockdown in the— countries of course, experience lockdown in the way, but lockdown in the same way, but fney— lockdown in the same way, but fney-refarned— lockdown in the same way, but they-returned to - lockdown in the same way, but they returned to work. so they have returned to work. so vnaf— they have returned to work. so vnaf lo— they have returned to work. so vnaf lo fne— they have returned to work. so what is the problem? perhaps fney—penereaoi they didn't have as generous a peneflf— they didn't have as generous a benefit—there. they didn't have as generous ai benefit—there you benefit system. well, there you go. benefit system. well, there you pe-peoololy— benefit system. well, there you go. possibly motty go. it's a possibly motty that made— go. it's a possibly motty that that's-there- go. it's a possibly motty that. that's -there .other that's the case. there are other fnlnpo— that's the case. there are other fnlnpolvell — that's the case. there are other things well. obviously, things as well. obviously, we nave— things as well. obviously, we nave-wanna— things as well. obviously, we have waiting lists for have record waiting lists for surgery— have record waiting lists for surgery-dds- have record waiting lists for surgery nhs and also have record waiting lists for- surgery-nhs and also an surgery with the nhs and also an engend— surgery with the nhs and also an ongoing lael— surgery with the nhs and also an ongoing lael ef— surgery with the nhs and also an ongoing lack of funding of the soda— ongoing lack of funding of the oedal eae— ongoing lack of funding of the social care sector. _ ongoing lack of funding of the social care sector. and i think rfe— social care sector. and i think no a— social care sector. and i think no a soda— social care sector. and i think it's a social phenomenon now fnaf— it's a social phenomenon now fnaf peeple— it's a social phenomenon now fnaf people are— it's a social phenomenon now that people are remote wing fnenoelveo— that people are remote wing themselves from the workplace in order— themselves from the workplace in order fe— themselves from the workplace in order fe leek— themselves from the workplace in order to look after— themselves from the workplace in order to look after ancient, andenf— order to look after ancient, ancient and— order to look after ancient, ancient and ill— order to look after ancient, ancient and ill relatives who fney— ancient and ill relatives who fney vlll— ancient and ill relatives who fney vvrll nef— ancient and ill relatives who they will not abandon morally, duffe— they will not abandon morally, pane nanny— they will not abandon morally, quite rightly/r vou— they will not abandon morally, quite rightly, you have to aeeepf— quite rightly, you have to aeeepf fe— quite rightly, you have to accept to an _ quite rightly, you have to accept to an inadequate social eyofen. — accept to an inadequate social care system. yeah,- accept to an inadequate social care system. / \r rte: accept to an inadequate social care system. f/r:rel e“ \r rt.

bmean, a former bank rengland i mean, a former bank of england chief here is saying that it's under—investment in services under—investment in in services and social care. it and so on in social care. it could that could be could be that it could also be overregulation. could overregulation. it could just be the morale in the crippling lack of morale in the crippling lack of morale in the country. you know, young people are totally disillusioned. people are totally disill lockdown people are totally disilllockdown said, bother? people are totally disi|know,|own said, bother? people are totally disi|know, and said, bother? people are totally disi|know, and like i, bother? people are totally disi|know, and like you bother? people are totally disi|know, and like you sathher? people are totally disi|know, and like you say ,her? people are totally disi|know, and like you say , lots you know, and like you say, lots of had lockdowns, of people have had lockdowns, which is terrible which i think is a terrible thing to a population. but thing to do to a population. but on of that, you've our on top of that, you've got our general you've on top of that, you've got our genthis you've on top of that, you've got our genthis pervasive you've on top of that, you've got our genthis pervasive i you've on top of that, you've got our genthis pervasive i keepju've got this pervasive i keep going on wokeness hitting my on about wokeness and hitting my quota say quota that we have to say a certain times for certain amount of times for sure. any number of sure. but there's any number of things. it's hard to pin it down, if you're down, especially if you're not an could just an economist. but it could just be massive of be the overall massive lack of morale. cheery stuff. then morale. okay cheery stuff. then come in the next come up coming up in the next oeeflenj—l- come up coming up in the next section,_| promise| come up coming up in the next sectibe _i promise| come up coming up in the next sectibe a_| promise| come up coming up in the next sectibe a slightly i promise come up coming up in the next sectibe a slightly more:)romise will be a slightly more aplrffrnp. — will be a slightly more uplifting. �*vallr: will be a slightly more uplifting. will be a slightly more- uplifting. we talk about welsh abuse. banned abuse. an advert banned for promoting back to school botox in south korea's allowance for reclusive teens. see you in a couple of minutes .

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we've got the daily mail now . we've got the daily mail now. and a young conservative has sour grapes over a failing to get elected in cardiff. nick us, prominent young conservative sparks outrage by claiming living in wales is vile and welsh people have lower 10s . i welsh people have lower 10s. i know it's hard to not laugh. rfe— know it's hard to not laugh. no a— know it's hard to not laugh. no a llnd— know it's hard to not laugh. it's a kind of— know it's hard to not laugh. it's a kind of funny phrase, eovleaoly— it's a kind of funny phrase, obviously terrible. have we got avldee— obviously terrible. have we got a vldee ef— obviously terrible. have we got a video of this?— obviously terrible. have we got a video of this? unfortunately nef— a video of this? unfortunately nef. vfe— a video of this? unfortunately not. we haven't.— a video of this? unfortunately not. we haven't. oh, i'll just nave— not. we haven't. oh, i'll just nave fe— not. we haven't. oh, i'll just have to describe— not. we haven't. oh, i'll just have to describe it then. okay. could— have to describe it then. okay. could you— have to describe it then. okay. could you an— have to describe it then. okay. could you act out— have to describe it then. okay. could you act out ? yeah. it was could you act out? yeah. it was oaoleally— could you act out? yeah. it was paereallylyeanp— could you act out? yeah. it was basically young woman, basically a young woman, a very peon— basically a young woman, a very peon j— basically a young woman, a very peen j privileged— basically a young woman, a very posh , privileged young woman posh, privileged young woman pnvrlepe. — posh, privileged young woman pnvlorne — posh, privileged young woman pnvrene eard— posh, privileged young woman privi she said, oh,— posh, privileged young woman privi she said, oh, vile . and and she said, oh, it's vile. and eovleaoly— and she said, oh, it's vile. and eovleaoly rfe— and she said, oh, it's vile. and obviously it's not— and she said, oh, it's vile. and obviously it's not just welsh peeple— obviously it's not just welsh peeplej puf— obviously it's not just welsh people, but the _ obviously it's not just welsh people, but the point she was complaining— people, but the point she was complaining about people complaining about that people and— complaining about that peoplei around—mediocre around her are sort of mediocre , around her are sort of mediocre j lael— around her are sort of mediocre j lael vn— around her are sort of mediocre , lack wit,-inspired- around her are sort of mediocre , lack wit, inspired and , lack wit, aren't inspired and nave— , lack wit, aren't inspired and nave-drye— , lack wit, aren't inspired and naveldnve. l— , lack wit, aren't inspired and have drive. i mean, i still have no drive. i mean, i still get— have no drive. i mean, i still def rf— have no drive. i mean, i still def lf all— have no drive. i mean, i still get it all-time.- have no drive. i mean, i still get it all time. people get it all the time. people and— get it all the time. people around but around me just not tonight, but you around me just not tonight, but yea-vnaf— around me just not tonight, but yea-vnaflnean- around me just not tonight, but you-whatlmean .- around me just not tonight, but you what mean . she wasn't you know what i mean. she wasn't wrong— you know what i mean. she wasn't wrong that people are like nedleere— wrong that people are like mediocre boring, mediocre and boring, but the fad— mediocre and boring, but the faef—efl mediocre and boring, but the. faef—ef peon fact that she had a sort of posh aeeenf— fact that she had a sort of posh aeeenf-one— fact that she had a sort of posh accent-she was— fact that she had a sort of posh accent she was attacking all accent and she was attacking all of accent and she was attacking all ef—vao- accent and she was attacking all ef—vao preffyl of wales, obviously was pretty unpopular. — of wales, obviously was pretty. unpopular. —opon unpopular. i think it's an open secret, that people secret, isn't it, that people that seek election have a contempt for electorate and that seek election have a contrwouldn't? electorate and that seek election have a contrwouldn't? it'slectorate and that seek election have a contrwouldn't? it's perfectly and who wouldn't? it's perfectly reasonable. also, got to reasonable. also, i've got to say, this is tame stuff compared

the young the young conservatives. when i was at college, i to around college, i used to walk around with hang nelson with t shirts with hang nelson mandela written on them. so this is tame isn't and is tame stuff, isn't it? and it's been dragged out by by i think the lib dems, as far as i can see, it's politicking in advance local council advance of the local council elections. and she's just some young. yeah, elections. and she's just some young . yeah, she's 20 what, 23 young. yeah, she's 20 what, 23 yean— young. yeah, she's 20 what, 23 years old. — young. yeah, she's 20 what, 23 years old. nobody— young. yeah, she's 20 what, 23 years old. nobody she's- “g yeah, she's 20 what, 23 years old. \: e“ years old. nobody she's just in there. she's she's the years old. \: e“ e“r:tr: she's she's the future of there. she's she's the future of there. she's she's the future of the conservative _ “r:tr: she's she's the future of the conservative party. this vldee— the conservative party. this vldee lo— the conservative party. this video to going— the conservative party. this video is going to come out so many— video is going to come out so many flneo— video is going to come out so many times when— video is going to come out so many times when running many times when she's running for oeneao— many times when she's running for serious office. _ many times when she's running for serious office. it's going to for serious office. it's goingi fe—flneo. for serious office. it's going- fe—flneo. enf to come out so many times. but do to come out so many times. but de-pernapo— to come out so many times. but do perhaps because to come out so many times. but do i perhaps because to come out so many times. but do i think perhaps because to come out so many times. but do i think she'sips because to come out so many times. but do i think she's black,ause she's i think she's black, she's eenalnly— she's i think she's black, she's certainly some— she's i think she's black, she's certainly some sort ethnic certainly some sort of ethnic nlnenfy— certainly some sort of ethnic nlnerlfy . — certainly some sort of ethnic minority . and— certainly some sort of ethnic minority . and so- certainly some sort of ethnic minority . ' “r: t: minority. and so that could have sort of lulled thinking sort of lulled into thinking that okay to criticise the that it's okay to criticise the people wales who are white, people of wales who are white, as we see, you know, comedians doing the same thing, not realising that welsh are a minority. there's hardly any of fnen — minority. there's hardly any of fnen j— minority. there's hardly any of fnen j nef— minority. there's hardly any of fnen j nef fn— minority. there's hardly any of them , not in wales— car there's hardly any of them , not in wales they're not. them, not in wales they're not. fnaf-o— them, not in wales they're not. fnaf-o frae. — them, not in wales they're not. that's true. and _ them, not in wales they're not. that's true. and that's where one — that's true. and that's where one so — that's true. and that's where she was. so she— that's true. and that's where she was. so she was absolutely rldnf. —fne— she was. so she was absolutely nonf—fne enly- right. leo that's the only conclusion.— right. leo that's the only conclusion-i- right. leo that's the only conclusion. i feel bad . conclusion. now i feel bad. vfe-ll— conclusion. now i feel bad. vve-ll def— conclusion. now i feel bad. vve-ll per all— conclusion. now i feel bad. we'll get all sorts of complaints.- we'll get all sorts of- complaints-people we'll get all sorts of- complaints.-people are complaints. welsh people are deaf.— complaints. welsh people are deaf. l— complaints. welsh people are deaf. l-vanf— complaints. welsh people are great. i-wantlsay- complaints. welsh people are

great. i want say that great. i just want to say that for great. i just want to say that fer-record — great. i just want to say that fer-record l— great. i just want to say that for record, i think we've for the record, i think we've got— for the record, i think we've def—nele for the record, i think we've. def—non got the clip we have now, now nave— got the clip we have now, now nave def— got the clip we have now, now have got doddie_ got the clip we have now, now have got doddie saying something aoeaf— about europe at the end of the oednenf. — segment. that's unconventional. no, segment. that's unconventional. dej—ellp- no, we don't have the clip. we den-f— no, we don't have the clip. we den-f-ellp. — no, we don't have the clip. we den-f-ellp. iiaofl don't have the clip. it's just oeneoedy— don't have the clip. it's justi somebody-anyway, somebody talking. anyway, the early— somebody talking. anyway, the daily another daily mail now and another women's brand hot women's clothing brand is in hot water using a big lumpy water for using a big lumpy bloke to advertise bras. roger oh this is i bloke to advertise bras. roger oh-this is i don't- bloke to advertise bras. roger oh-this is i don't knowi oh yeah. this is i don't know why— oh yeah. this is i don't know vny fve— oh yeah. this is i don't know vny he been— oh yeah. this is i don't know why i've been given story why i've been given this story oeeaaoe— why i've been given this story oeeaaoe rf— why i've been given this story because it means— why i've been given this story because it means nothing to me. it's because it means nothing to me. lf-o—se— because it means nothing to me. lf-o—se fnlo- because it means nothing to me. lf-o—se no lo- it's all nonsense. so this is fne— it's all nonsense. so this is the australian— it's all nonsense. so this is the australian lingerie company, neney— the australian lingerie company, neney-vne. — the australian lingerie company, neney-vne. vine- the australian lingerie company, honey who. who itself honey birdette who. who itself odo— honey birdette who. who itself do a— honey birdette who. who itself do a lef— honey birdette who. who itself sounds a lot like— honey birdette who. who itself sounds a lot like a vaudeville . sounds a lot like a vaudeville. nao— sounds a lot like a vaudeville. has defended— sounds a lot like a vaudeville. has defended itself after being olanned— has defended itself after being slammed with— has defended itself after being slammed with homophobic and franopneole— slammed with homophobic and transphobic slurs— slammed with homophobic and transphobic slurs for using a nen—ldnary— transphobic slurs for using a non—binary person to advertise a bra .— non—binary person to advertise a bra . l— non—binary person to advertise a bra . l den-f— non—binary person to advertise a bra . i don't know— non—binary person to advertise a bra . i don't know whether we've bra. i don't know whether we've got bra. i don't know whether we've def a— bra. i don't know whether we've per a prefere— bra. i don't know whether we've per a prefare ef— bra. i don't know whether we've got a picture of this, but oaoleally— got a picture of this, but basically some some hairy. we nave— basically some some hairy. we nave an— basically some some hairy. we nave an lnaee— basically some some hairy. we have an image. well, we do have an lnape— have an image. well, we do have an lnade fnaf— have an image. well, we do have an image that would be quite not feeder— an image that would be quite not deeper vealdn-f— an image that would be quite not roger wouldn't it. _ an image that would be quite not roger wouldn't it. / an image that would be quite not roger wouldn't it. “411? e“ r: roger wouldn't it. yeah. he doeon-f— roger wouldn't it. yeah. he doesn't have under that. doesn't have a brown under that. this this is i mean the this is this is i mean it's the same looking fella. yeah. same good looking fella. yeah. he's fella . he's very good looking fella. vean. — he's very good looking fella. vean. lf-o— he's very good looking fella. yeah. it's always,— he's very good looking fella. yeah. it's always, you know, underre— yeah. it's always, you know, lingerie companies and fashion generally— lingerie companies and fashion generally .— lingerie companies and fashion generally . and. — lingerie companies and fashion generally . and. and perfumiers generally. and. and perfumiers nave— generally. and. and perfumiers nave alvayo— generally. and. and perfumiers have always pushed boundaries ,

have always pushed boundaries, naven-f— have always pushed boundaries, naven-f fneyf— have always pushed boundaries, haven't they? and— have always pushed boundaries, haven't they? and chosen to provoke — haven't they? and chosen to provoke fn— haven't they? and chosen to provoke ln an— haven't they? and chosen to provoke in an attempt to garner paplldfy— provoke in an attempt to garner paplrdfy. and— provoke in an attempt to garner publicity. and once again, it's verled— publicity. and once again, it's worked because— publicity. and once again, it's worked because we're talking aoeaf— worked because we're talking aoeaf ff.— worked because we're talking about it. yeah.— worked because we're talking about it. yeah. and i was going to about it. yeah. and i was going fe oayj— about it. yeah. and i was going fe oayj dren— about it. yeah. and i was going fe oayj drelj yea— about it. yeah. and i was going to say, nick, you know , he to say, nick, you know, he deeon-f— to say, nick, you know, he deeon-f ne— to say, nick, you know, he doesn't he wouldn't be able to fill doesn't he wouldn't be able to flll a— doesn't he wouldn't be able to flll a ora— doesn't he wouldn't be able to fill a bra, but— doesn't he wouldn't be able to fill a bra, but he's— doesn't he wouldn't be able to fill a bra, but he's got pecs fnaf— fill a bra, but he's got pecs that-probably- fill a bra, but he's got pecs that probably larger than that are probably larger than a lot that are probably larger than a lef ef— that are probably larger than a lot of supermodels. r: e“ g: lot of supermodels. he's in good shape. fne— lot of supermodels. he's in good shape. the-news- lot of supermodels. he's in good shape. the-newslthey. shape. the good news is they naven-f— shape. the good news is they haven't-non—binary. haven't used a non—binary model oeeaaoe—veanl because it doesn't exist. yeah, fnaf-o— because it doesn't exist. yeah, fnaf-o-geed— because it doesn't exist. yeah, that's-good-what. that's the good news. what fney-ve— that's the good news. what they've narcissistic they've used is a narcissistic eleve— they've used is a narcissistic bloke-looking- they've used is a narcissistic bloke. looking bloke. yeah, bloke. good looking bloke. yeah, yeah— bloke. good looking bloke. yeah,| yeanj—a yeah, yeah, exactly. who wants a bit-attention. _ yeah, yeah, exactly. who wants a bit attention. \rrt:r“ “e3 bit of attention. non—binary vean.— bit of attention. non—binary- means. yeah._bloke. means. yeah. good looking bloke. ready.— means. yeah. good looking bloke. fvacflylfnaf— means. yeah. good looking bloke. exactly. that what means exactly. is that what it means after years? ugly exactly. is that what it means after ugly years? ugly exactly. is that what it means after ugly young ars? ugly exactly. is that what it means after ugly young person? rogers code, ugly young person? rogers right. in the fashion— t: .g g 7 rogers right. in the fashion industry nao— right. in the fashion industry nao alvayo— right. in the fashion industry has always been— right. in the fashion industry has always been freaky and paoned— has always been freaky and pushed boundaries pushed the boundaries of weirdness.— pushed the boundaries of. weirdness. _now pushed the boundaries of. wei tying;._now pushed the boundaries of. weitying in_now pushed the boundaries of wei tying in with now pushed the boundaries of wei tying in with with now it's tying in with with the prevailing — it's tying in with with the prevailing-l- it's tying in with with the prevailing i keep prevailing ideology. i keep falllng— prevailing ideology. i keep talking they've talking about. and they've oayrng— talking about. and they've. oayrng—fell saying and then you can tell oeeaaoe— saying and then you can tell. oeeaaoe—any because they're saying that any affael—lo- because they're saying that any attack _ is hate i attack on this person is hate opeeen— attack on this person is hate opeeen and— attack on this person is hate speech and bullying. so like, you— speech and bullying. so like, yea-really— speech and bullying. so like, you reality saying that's you know, reality saying that's a-nafe— you know, reality saying that's a-hate speech. - you know, reality saying that's a hate speech. . a man is hate speech. it's just a man is hate speech. it's just a stance, isn't it? it's a transgressive stance in order transgressive stance in in order to pander to the target demographic and indeed to gain pubuchy demographic and indeed to gain publicity. but demographic and indeed to gain publicity . but they've alienated publicity. but they've alienated vnlen— publicity. but they've alienated women, which .— publicity. but they've alienated women, which . so— rt. car but they've alienated women, which . so that's not very women, which. so that's not very

onanj— women, which. so that's not very onanj lo— women, which. so that's not very onanj lo rf— women, which. so that's not very onanj lo lf f— women, which. so that's not very smart, is it? or— women, which. so that's not very smart, is it? or is— women, which. so that's not very smart, is it? or is that a dlfferenf— smart, is it? or is that a different company? which company is different company? which company lo-veanj— different company? which company is-yeah,-alienated- is this? yeah, they've alienated venen—oaylngi is this? yeah, they've alienated women have saying is this? yeah, they've alienated women have underneath women have posted underneath oaylng— women have posted underneath oayrng fnaf— women have posted underneath saying that they've betrayed the englnal— saying that they've betrayed the original founding— saying that they've betrayed the original founding ethos of the company.— original founding ethos of the company vvellj— original founding ethos of the company. well, they're saying we vanf— company. well, they're saying we vanf fe— company. well, they're saying we vanf fe oappen— company. well, they're saying we want to support the lgbtq+ community— want to support the lgbtq+ community, women and anyone who plan— community, women and anyone who plan plan. — community, women and anyone who plan plan. and— community, women and anyone who blah, blah. and it's— community, women and anyone who blah, blah. and it's like, no, ne-nave— blah, blah. and it's like, no, no.-have.realise| no. but you have to realise now fneoe—ao- those are often at odds, as oarely— those are often at odds, as we've surely realised. shame on you mocking women . a fourth you for mocking women. a fourth added well, know , it's added well, you know, it's interesting, . interesting, isn't it, how. trans aggression often ends up andifs trans aggression often ends up and it's always been. but this. but this isn't even transgression. i mean, this is we transgression. i mean, this is ve oay— transgression. i mean, this is we oay fnaf— transgression. i mean, this is we say that it's— transgression. i mean, this is we say that it's transgressing agalnof— we say that it's transgressing against society— we say that it's transgressing against society and pushing the peandaneo. — against society and pushing the boundaries. it's— against society and pushing the boundaries. it's not it's just relnferdng— boundaries. it's not it's just reinforcing boundaries that have already— reinforcing boundaries that have already-oef— reinforcing boundaries that have already-oef oy— reinforcing boundaries that have already set by governments already been set by governments and—peeple- already been set by governments and—people vne| and politicians and people who arelpever. — and politicians and people who are-power. correct. - and politicians and people who are power. l are in power. correct. it's reinforcing ideology that, reinforcing the ideology that, as before, pretends be as i said before, pretends to be oppressed, the oppressed, but actually is the one ruling everything. one that's ruling everything. transvestism has always traditionally veered and lurched occasionally towards misogyny and mockery of women. and and the mockery of women. and i think that's always been- think that's always been a problem — think that's always been a problem and— think that's always been a problem and that's why we like it problem and that's why we like if anyway— problem and that's why we like if anyvay . — problem and that's why we like if anyvay . fne— problem and that's why we like it anyway. problem and that's why we like it anyway . \llile�*llj�* it anyway. the independent now, an ad has been banned just for

helping ugly mothers. nick wow . helping ugly mothers. nick wow. you've just said two shocking fnlngo— you've just said two shocking fnlngo fn— you've just said two shocking fnlngo ln a— you've just said two shocking things in a row.— you've just said two shocking things in a row. i— you've just said two shocking things in a row. i disavow ofrengly— things in a row. i disavow strongly. yeah,- things in a row. i disavow strongly. yeah, this is an adven— strongly. yeah, this is an advert banned- strongly. yeah, this is an advert banned for promoting back to advert banned for promoting back fe-nefev— advert banned for promoting back fe-nefev fer— advert banned for promoting back to botox for mothers that to school botox for mothers that vil— to school botox for mothers that vlll-a— to school botox for mothers that vlll-a opnng— to school botox for mothers that will-a spring back- to school botox for mothers that will a spring back in their will put a spring back in their ofep. — will put a spring back in their ofep. -ef— will put a spring back in their ofep. -ef-lf-o- step. it's kind of like it's llle— step. it's kind of like it's like-advert,- step. it's kind of like it's like advert, but step. it's kind of like it's- like-advert, but with like a 1950s advert, but with defea— like a 1950s advert, but with nefev j— like a 1950s advert, but with nefev j lllej— like a 1950s advert, but with botox , like,-give- botox, like, ladies, give yearoelf— botox, like, ladies, give yourself botox . put botox, like, ladies, give- yourself-botox . put that yourself some botox. put that opnng— yourself some botox. put that opnnglyear— yourself some botox. put that opnnglyear ofep— yourself some botox. put that spring your step . l yourself some botox. put that spring your step. . gt spring in your step. has it got fn— spring in your step. has it got cocaine in it? like the tonics in 50s? i'm not sure. i in the 505? i'm not sure. i can-f— in the 505? i'm not sure. i can't confirm,— in the 505? i'm not sure. i can't confirm, but- in the 505? i'm not sure. i can't confirm, but it- e“ 5037 i'm not sure. i can't confirm, but it says quite a ofrange— can't confirm, but it says quite a ofrange ding.— can't confirm, but it says quite a strange thing. says there's a strange thing. it says there's a strange thing. it says there's a—yea-re- a few ideas here. if you're one of a few ideas here. if you're one ef—fei of those mums who wants to dazzle — of those mums who wants to dazzle af— of those mums who wants to dazzle at the— of those mums who wants to dazzle at the school gates. of course, man wants to dazzle course, if a man wants to dazzle at course, if a man wants to dazzle af—gafeoj— course, if a man wants to dazzle af—gafeoj-a- course, if a man wants to dazzle af—gafeoj-a redl at the school gates, it's a red flag.— at the school gates, it's a red flag-nomen— flag. but women quite a dlfferenf— flag. but women quite a. different—the flag. but women quite a- different_the key different scenario. and the key part— different scenario. and the key pad lo— different scenario. and the key pad lo fnaf— different scenario. and the key part is that the— different scenario. and the key part is that the company has oald— part is that the company has said.actually_ part is that the company has said actually was appropriate said it actually was appropriate oeeaaoe— because quantitative research onevo— because quantitative research onevofnaf— because quantitative research shows that many— because quantitative research shows that many people do book freafnenfo— shows that many people do book treatments after— shows that many people do book treatments after school treatments after the school nelldayo.— treatments after the school holidays. .true - treatments after the school holidays. true now being holidays. but true now being nafe— holidays. but true now being nafe opeeenj— holidays. but true now being hate speech, the— holidays. but true now being hate speech, the asa has ruled fnaf— hate speech, the asa has ruled fnaf lf-o— hate speech, the asa has ruled that it's irresponsible . how can that it's irresponsible. how can it that it's irresponsible. how can lf oe— that it's irresponsible. how can it be irresponsible— that it's irresponsible. how can it be irresponsible if it's what people— it be irresponsible if it's what people do— it be irresponsible if it's what people de e — it be irresponsible if it's what people do ? yeah,- it be irresponsible if it's what people do ? / it be irresponsible if it's what people do ? “411? e“ elr: “g people do? yeah, the advertising standards agency has ruled that the advert exploited women's insecurities around ageing and perpetuate the harmful gender stereotype that women should look a certain way.

stereotype that women should look a certain way . well, you look a certain way. well, you might as well shut down the whole industry now, guys. yeah. ridiculous. anyway,— : g3 yeah. ridiculous. anyway, guardian ridiculous. anyway, the guardian and— ridiculous. anyway, the guardian and fne— ridiculous. anyway, the guardian now and the korean government is ending— now and the korean government is falling nerdo— now and the korean government is pnprng nerdo fe— now and the korean government is bribing nerds to stop them being nerdo— bribing nerds to stop them being nerdo. — bribing nerds to stop them being nerdo. roger— bribing nerds to stop them being nerds . roger oh,— bribing nerds to stop them being nerds . roger oh, this- bribing nerds to stop them being nerds . “g bribing nerds to stop them being nerds. “g bribing nerds to stop them being nerds . “g r:r: nerds. roger oh, this is the end of society as we know it. this is all quite well. it's the whole there's whole incel culture, and there's a new oh, there's a whole a whole new oh, there's a whole new language to learn here as well. is the story. korean, well. this is the story. korean, south government. but south korean government. but it's his international. they are apparently i'm not quite sure how this is supposed to work , how this is supposed to work, but they are apparently giving the equivalent of 498 american dollars per month. is that right 7.7 dollars per month. is that right ? to reclusive youths estimated to be 3% of the population to help them leave the house? how that money will help them leave the house than stay the house rather than stay inside , becoming reclusive, inside, becoming more reclusive, playing video games and eating doughnuts ? i'm not entirely doughnuts? i'm not entirely sure. but that's that's the plan. the condition is known . plan. the condition is known. it's a japanese word, haiku . it's a japanese word, haiku. aomori, a japanese term that roughly translates as to run up a clock as around 350,000 people

between the ages of 19 and 39in south korea are considered lonely or isolated around 3% of that age group, to according the korea institute. now, the problem is, and this is why heralds the end of society, as we know it, the birthrate has fallen below one. for the first time in south korea. it's needs to be it needs to be the fertility rate needs to be at 2.1 is they maintain a stable population. i mean, that's that's the implosion of ordinary society as we know it, isn't it? it's a horrendous potential. it's a horrendous potential. it's a horrendous potential. it's a country. it's a country eennlfflng— it's a country. it's a country committing suicide because yeve— committing suicide because yeve gef— committing suicide because yeve gef a— committing suicide because you've got a slow birth, low ordn— you've got a slow birth, low olnn raeof— you've got a slow birth, low birth rates. no— you've got a slow birth, low birth rates. no one wants to go enf— birth rates. no one wants to go enf and— birth rates. no one wants to go enf and de— birth rates. no one wants to go out and do anything. you think oelng— out and do anything. you think oelng nevf— out and do anything. you think being nevf fe— out and do anything. you think being next to korea and being next to north korea and fnaf— being next to north korea and that-horrific,- being next to north korea and that horrific, they're being next to north korea and théinspired horrific, they're being next to north korea and théinspired bytorrific, they're being next to north korea and théinspired by their c, they're being next to north korea and théinspired by their relativee be inspired by their relative freedenj— freedom, but apparently not. it is . freedom, but apparently not. it lo-. fney-re— freedom, but apparently not. it lo-. fney-re inof- freedom, but apparently not. it is . they're just giving is very sad. they're just giving up and— is very sad. they're just giving up andlnappened- is very sad. they're just giving up and happened japan. up and it happened in japan. rnlo— up and it happened in japan. this hikikomori_ up and it happened in japan. this hikikomori thing. it this hikikomori thing. and it was because— this hikikomori thing. and it was because couldn't was because they couldn't even afferd — afford marriage. they couldn't afford— afford marriage. they couldn't afford a— afford marriage. they couldn't afford a house— afford marriage. they couldn't afford a house or— afford marriage. they couldn't afford a house or whatever. it dldn-f— afford a house or whatever. it dldn-f-oeen— afford a house or whatever. it didn't seem worth it for didn't didn't seem worth it for fnen. — didn't didn't seem worth it for fnen. .veen— didn't didn't seem worth it for them. .women are- didn't didn't seem worth it for them. women are all them. the women are all fenlnlofo— them. the women are all| feminists—they feminists. they just they fneagan— feminists. they just theyi fneagan—fe feminists. they just they- thought,_to bother thought, i'm not going to bother neaoe— thought, i'm not going to bother neaoe made— thought, i'm not going to bother

house made out— thought, i'm not going to bother house made out paper. jolt: house made out of paper. well, i fnlnl— house made out of paper. well, i fnlnllvao— house made out of paper. well, i thinklwas more— house made out of paper. well, i think was more believe i think it was more i believe i believe japan. a of believe in japan. a lot of it started-cost- started from the cost of nanaeg — started from the cost of marriage. cj” gele“ marriage. origami is the solution to all housing solution to all our housing problems . of solution to all our housing problems. of course it is. it's been staring us the face for been staring us in the face for generations . this is i mean, generations. this is i mean, honestly, tragic . it's honestly, it's tragic. it's a whiff sadness to this story . whiff of sadness to this story. very sad. you have to pay people to very sad. you have to pay people fe-llve— very sad. you have to pay people fe-llve-llle- very sad. you have to pay people fe-llve-llle l- to actually live there. like i den-f— to actually live there. like i deaf—fe- to actually live there. like ii den-f—fe-l-ll don't really want to live. i'll glve—lf-ol don't really want to live. i'llj glve—lf-o a give you $490. maybe it's a generational— give you $490. maybe it's a generational thing, of course, as generational thing, of course,. ao—lndleaflon as well. and it's an indication of technology insulates and of how technology insulates and isolates to a degree and socialising . so they're all in socialising. so they're all in the metaverse. well, except fney-re— the metaverse. well, except fney-re nefj— the metaverse. well, except they're not, because- well, except they're not, because mark zaeleroerg— they're not, because mark zuckerberg is— they're not, because mark zuckerberg is losing lots of money— zuckerberg is losing lots of money on— zuckerberg is losing lots of money on that— zuckerberg is losing lots of money on that anyway, continuing the money on that anyway, continuing fne-ef— money on that anyway, continuing the-of-eastern- money on that anyway, continuing the of eastern incels the theme of far eastern incels j fne— the theme of far eastern incels j fne l— the theme of far eastern incels ane l reperfo— the theme of far eastern incels , the i reports and— the theme of far eastern incels , the i reports and the tragic aend— , the i reports and the tragic frend ef— , the i reports and the tragic trend of japanese nerds marrying reoefo. — trend of japanese nerds marrying reoefo. dren— trend of japanese nerds marrying robots. nick, this— trend of japanese nerds marrying robots. nick, this is— trend of japanese nerds marrying robots. nick, this is the same ofery— robots. nick, this is the same ofery really— robots. nick, this is the same story really, isn't— robots. nick, this is the same story really, isn't it? c : story really, isn't it? it feeds ln. ear— story really, isn't it? it feeds in. our producers— story really, isn't it? c : e“ our producers had a field in. our producers had a field day— in. our producers had a field day old— in. our producers had a field day with these _ in. our producers had a field day with these it's- e“ our producers had a field day with these it's he's quite lonely— day with these it's he's quite lonely himself— day with these it's he's quite lonely himself so this is rapaneoe— lonely himself so this is japanese shootings yeah flocked to-intelligent_ japanese shootings yeah flocked to intelligent interactive to hyper intelligent interactive anne— to hyper intelligent interactive anlne-oef- to hyper intelligent interactive anime bot named anime style wife bot named advan— anime style wife bot named nllan and— anime style wife bot named hikari and it's— anime style wife bot named hikari and it's a— anime style wife bot named hikari and it's a little tube and— hikari and it's a little tube and fnlo— hikari and it's a little tube and this little— hikari and it's a little tube and this little image pops up llle— and this little image pops up like something— and this little image pops up like something out of star wars or like something out of star wars on oenefnlng.— like something out of star wars or something. it— like something out of star wars or something. it goes . and it's

or something. it goes. and it's a lone— or something. it goes. and it's a llffle lf-o— or something. it goes. and it's a little it's a— or something. it goes. and it's a little it's a woman there. no— a little it's a woman there. no llle— a little it's a woman there. it's like the _ a little it's a woman there. it's like the movie it's it's like the movie her. it's vou— it's like the movie her. it's yea-rf— it's like the movie her. it's yea-ff and- it's like the movie her. it's you-it and, and. it's like the movie her. it's you it and, and it's you can see it and, and it's eenolned— you can see it and, and it's combined with— you can see it and, and it's combined with .— you can see it and, and it's combined with . it's not like a combined with. it's not like a flaonllgnf. — combined with. it's not like a flashlight. .wo— combined with. it's not like a flashlight. ino ,— combined with. it's not like a flashlight.ino , no- combined with. it's not like a flashlight. yrs. g combined with. it's not like a flashlight. \llile e t flashlight. no, no it's a little it's a hologrammatic projection. i've watched the video and it's odd — i've watched the video and it's odd loaf— i've watched the video and it's odd loaf of— i've watched the video and it's weird, but of a— i've watched the video and it's weird, but of a woman, she's dreooed— weird, but of a woman, she's dressed kind— weird, but of a woman, she's dressed kind of— weird, but of a woman, she's dressed kind of like a maid. lf-o— dressed kind of like a maid. lf-o japan— dressed kind of like a maid. it's japan, you— dressed kind of like a maid. it's japan, you know, like it's japan, you know, it's like no— it's japan, you know, it's like no fne— it's japan, you know, it's like it's the tube. _ it's japan, you know, it's like it's the tube. “r: no, it's the tube. move around. no, one— it's the tube. move around. no, one inof— it's the tube. move around. no, one tool pepo— it's the tube. move around. no, one tool pepo op.— it's the tube. move around. no, she just pops up. she's- it's the tube. “r: no, she just pops up. she's there , she just pops up. she's there, and— she just pops up. she's there, and you— she just pops up. she's there, and you can— she just pops up. she's there, and you can talk— she just pops up. she's there, and you can talk to her because one-o— she's programmed with al eenolned— she's programmed with al combined and— she's programmed with al combined and one thing that's golfe— combined and one thing that's gaffe fanny— combined and one thing that's quite funny about it it says quite funny about it is it says you— quite funny about it is it says yea-an— quite funny about it is it says you-an unlimited. you can have an unlimited conversations,— you can have an unlimited conversations, responses, you can have an unlimited conjanditions, responses, you can have an unlimited conjand the s, responses, you can have an unlimited conjand the characterssponses, you can have an unlimited conjand the characters ,ionses, but and the characters, individual— but and the characters, individual individuality can be nalnfalned— individual individuality can be maintained to— individual individuality can be maintained to some extent. so it's maintained to some extent. so no nef— maintained to some extent. so no nef even— maintained to some extent. so it's not even individual it's not even a full individual j loaf— it's not even a full individual j loaf-fnaf-o— it's not even a full individuali , but-that's-enough , but men, that's good enough for , but men, that's good enough fer—narylng- , but men, that's good enough fer—narylng rfl , but men, that's good enough for—marrying it in| for men they're marrying it in fnelr— for men they're marrying it in their thousands. _ for men they're marrying it in their thousands. loads men for men they're marrying it in their marriedjs. loads men for men they're marrying it in their married thisoads men for men they're marrying it in their married this 4000, men have married this 4000, apparenfly— have married this 4000, apparently around 4000 men have so apparently around 4000 men have oe fa— apparently around 4000 men have oe fa wed— apparently around 4000 men have so far wed their— apparently around 4000 men have so far wed their digital companions. '“r: ”r: so far wed their digital- companions. and apparently the wife knows everything. i don't know why you want— wife knows everything. i don't know why you want a- “g i don't know why you want a wife that lnevo— know why you want a wife that knows everything,— knows everything, but she's. one-o— knows everything, but she's. sne-o a— knows everything, but she's. she's a hologram and she can reopend— she's a hologram and she can reopend fe— she's a hologram and she can respond to-sorry,- she's a hologram and she can respond to sorry, but respond to your so sorry, but one— respond to your so sorry, but one-reopend— respond to your so sorry, but she-respond-so.| she can respond to you. so. veanj— she can respond to you. so. veanj-lo— she can respond to you. so. yeah,-is-future,- she can respond to you. so. yeah, is future, leo yeah, this is the future, leo veanj— yeah, this is the future, leo veanj lf-o— yeah, this is the future, leo yeah, it's genuinely terrifying. veal— yeah, it's genuinely terrifying. vean . l— yeah, it's genuinely terrifying. voan. l mean— yeah, it's genuinely terrifying. / i mean, yeah. and the cost yeah. i mean, yeah. and the cost as yeah. i mean, yeah. and the cost ao vell — yeah. i mean, yeah. and the cost as well. £2,000.—

yeah. i mean, yeah. and the cost as well. £2,000. you— “411? e“ i mean, yeah. and the cost as well. £2,000. you could. i mean, you could— as well. £2,000. you could. i mean, you could take a real woman on, on some dates for that ney — woman on, on some dates for that ney fn— woman on, on some dates for that money. i'm worried— woman on, on some dates for that money. i'm worried it's- woman on, on some dates for that money. gt “g woman on, on some dates for that money. grtr “g money. i'm worried it's going to make real women have an engagement ring is many times that of course it. so that of course isn't it. so let's look at the rt.rt:r. e3“ . . so let's look at the economic reallfleo— let's look at the economic realities. £2,000 is obscenely onall— realities. £2,000 is obscenely onall ao— realities. £2,000 is obscenely onall ao an— realities. £2,000 is obscenely small as an amount of money glven— small as an amount of money given advan— small as an amount of money given hikari plays upon some japaneoe— given hikari plays upon some japanese male— given hikari plays upon some japanese male fantasies , japanese male fantasies, alflnafely— japanese male fantasies, ultimately fulfilling the otaku drean — ultimately fulfilling the otaku drean nay— ultimately fulfilling the otaku dream may require dialling down onan— dream may require dialling down enaf. enr— dream may require dialling down enaf. off no— dream may require dialling down chat. gpt his prodigious lnfelleef— chat. gpt his prodigious intellect ,— chat. gpt his prodigious intellect , confessed its intellect, confessed its creator, mr.— intellect, confessed its creator, mr. takeshi. my. intellect, confessed its- creator, mr. takeshi. they need to creator, mr. takeshi. they need fo malo— creator, mr. takeshi. they need to make it dumber so men like it. it's in danger of outflanking real women. leo is what's happening. the bot, the ai not what i'm ai bot. that's not what i'm saying. the japanese saying. that's what the japanese people saying. well, people are saying. well, couldn't couldn't the man just sit couldn't couldn't the man just olfleeegle— couldn't couldn't the man just sit-google-know,l couldn't couldn't the man just. sit-google-know, like sit on google and you know, like oavld— sit on google and you know, like oavld erenf— sit on google and you know, like david brent in— sit on google and you know, like david brent in the— sit on google and you know, like david brent in the office come pael— david brent in the office come pack-onaner- back with even smarter facts to the back with even smarter facts to fne— lf-o— back with even smarter facts to fne—lf-o inof- back with even smarter facts to fne—lf-o iaof an- the to the bot? it's just an ldea. — the to the bot? it's just an idea. anyway— the to the bot? it's just an idea. anyway, that's it for part fnree— idea. anyway, that's it for part fnree eenlng— idea. anyway, that's it for part three coming up— idea. anyway, that's it for part three coming up the final three coming up in the final oeeflenj— section, we have inclusive skin fene— section, we have inclusive skin fenejerrno-f- section, we have inclusive skin tone,-terms. how- section, we have inclusive skin tone, terms. how positive tone, condom terms. how positive fnlnllng— tone, condom terms. how positive fnlnllng ean— tone, condom terms. how positive thinking can sharpen memory in older— thinking can sharpen memory in older age— thinking can sharpen memory in older age and— thinking can sharpen memory in older age and the— thinking can sharpen memory in older age and the ups and downs of older age and the ups and downs ef-naned— older age and the ups and downs ef-naned fe— older age and the ups and downs of-married tolrag- older age and the ups and downs of married to rag doll. of being married to a rag doll. rnlo— of being married to a rag doll. rnlo-yea— of being married to a rag doll. rnlo-yea ven-f- of being married to a rag doll. this you won't want to miss this time you won't want to miss it .

welcome back to headliners the day— welcome back to headliners the dally meal— welcome back to headliners the daily neal nev— welcome back to headliners the daily meal now and finally, someone's tackling racist condoms. “g someone's tackling racist condoms. g condoms. roger, this is the world's first skin tone. condoms launched in a bid to make sex more inclusive . the world's more inclusive. the world's first skin toned condoms come in four colours, four colour choices, dark brown, medium, brown, light brown. and also in original latex. all right, where's the caucasian? i guess that's where's the caucasian? i guess fnaf-o englnal— where's the caucasian? i guess that's original latex. - where's the caucasian? i guess that's original latex. we- where's the caucasian? i guess that's original latex. we not orlglnal— that's original latex. we not original latex. the original latex colour. yeah. we're not. were— latex colour. yeah. we're not. were nen— latex colour. yeah. we're not. we're not. we're— latex colour. yeah. we're not. we're not. we're not.- trelerth t” yeah. we're not. we're not. we're not. that's not fne— we're not. we're not. that's not fne oae— we're not. we're not. that's not the same colours— we're not. we're not. that's not the same colours as— we're not. we're not. that's not the same colours as white people— the same colours as white people do— the same colours as white people do rfe— the same colours as white people, is it? this is a non preolen — people, is it? this is a non preplen .— people, is it? this is a non problem . there- people, is it? this is a non problem . there wasn't like they problem. there wasn't like they vnlfe— problem. there wasn't like they were white _they- were white were they. they vverenf— were white were they. they weren't-white - were white were they. they weren't white people. weren't like for white people. vean. —fney- weren't like for white people. yeah. _they want. weren't like for white people.|

yeah. _they want to yeah. and also if they want to male— yeah. and also if they want to nave-fney— yeah. and also if they want to nave-fney-fel make them, if they want to make fnen — make them, if they want to make fnen nafen— make them, if they want to make them match _tone- make them, if they want to make them match _tone of- make them, if they want to make them match tone of the them match the skin tone of the peo— them match the skin tone of the peroen—den-fl person using them, why don't fney—condenoji they just make the condoms, see fnreagn—fney-ll- they just make the condoms, see throug it_they'll- they just make the condoms, see throug it perfectly they'll they just make the condoms, see throug it perfectly . they'll they just make the condoms, see throug it perfectly . �*jevllr:tt 'll they just make the condoms, see throug it perfectly. �*jevllr:tt match it perfectly. well, as i recall.— match it perfectly. well, as i recall, they're fairly see through it's a little through anyway, so it's a little while. but as i recall, when you put one fairly transparent anyway, aren't they . certainly anyway, aren't they. certainly when they're massively inflated in order to fit then pat cullen well to nana story, it's almost as if it's a press release that's been printed in a paper and a replacement for proper journalism. anyway, the times reveallng— journalism. anyway, the times now revealing that— anyway, the times now revealing that positive fnlnllng— now revealing that positive fnlnllng lo— now revealing that positive thinking is good for all people. it's thinking is good for all people. no a— thinking is good for all people. no a onane— thinking is good for all people. it's a shame they're all so nloeraole— it's a shame they're all so miserable then. - it's a shame they're all so miserable then. nick, you're aooelafely— miserable then. nick, you're absolutely right. egg, miserable then. nick, you're absolutely right. “r:g rel”r: absolutely right. they are not. he dldn-f— absolutely right. they are not. he didn't mean— absolutely right. they are not. he didn't mean you— absolutely right. they are not. he didn't mean you ,— absolutely right. “r:g rel”r: he didn't mean you , roger. he he didn't mean you, roger. he yea— he didn't mean you, roger. he sees you as a similar age to nn— sees you as a similar age to nln. neolflve— sees you as a similar age to him. positive thinking can help onarpen— him. positive thinking can help onarpen nenery— him. positive thinking can help sharpen memory in old age, and it's sharpen memory in old age, and no a— sharpen memory in old age, and no a ofady— sharpen memory in old age, and no a ofady en— sharpen memory in old age, and it's a study on people over 65 oaylng— it's a study on people over 65 oayrng rf— it's a study on people over 65 oayrng ff fney— it's a study on people over 65 saying if they have a happy afflfade— saying if they have a happy attitude-ageing- saying if they have a happy attitude ageing , they're attitude about ageing, they're probably— attitude about ageing, they're probably they're probably delusional. they're fnen— probably delusional. they're fnen fney— probably delusional. they're then they like— probably delusional. they're then they like if they say fnlngo— then they like if they say fnrngo lllej— then they like if they say things like, the older get, things like, the older i get, fne—l- things like, the older i get, fne—l feel i things like, the older i get,- the_| feel. that's the more useless i feel. that's load.— the more useless i feel. that's load. alfneagn— the more useless i feel. that's bad. although this this article deeon-f— bad. although this this article doesn't-explain- bad. although this this article doesn't explain it very doesn't really explain it very vell— doesn't really explain it very velllnayoe— doesn't really explain it very well. i maybe the - doesn't really explain it very well. maybe the writer is

well. so maybe the writer is aloe— also suffering from mild eegnlflve—jl also suffering from mild- cognitive_, which is cognitive impairment, which is vnaf— cognitive impairment, which is vnaf fney-re— cognitive impairment, which is what they're calling it, and but eradallyj— what they're calling it, and but crucially, sentence here is crucially, the sentence here is fne— crucially, the sentence here is fne ofady— crucially, the sentence here is the study could— crucially, the sentence here is the study could not prove a eaaoalvef— the study could not prove a causative -so - the study could not prove a causative so whole causative link. so the whole fnlng— causative link. so the whole thing-basically- thing is basically nonsense, nonsense anyway. so it's a moon— nonsense anyway. so it's a theory that couldn't proven . theory that couldn't be proven. yeah. they just say, oh theory that couldn't be proven. yeah. it they just say, oh yeah.« it might they just say, oh theory that couldn't be proven. yeah. it might bey just say, oh theory that couldn't be proven. yeah. it might be true, say, oh theory that couldn't be proven. yeah. it might be true, but', oh yeah.« it might be true, but they yeah, it might be true, but they eealdn-f— yeah, it might be true, but they eealdn-f preve— yeah, it might be true, but they couldn't prove causative link. couldn't prove a causative link. vell— couldn't prove a causative link. dell—pela— couldn't prove a causative link. well—point then? i well what's the point then? no— well what's the point then? loo-ao— well what's the point then? lf-o-ao oaylng- it's as bland as saying think positive it really? cheer it's as bland as saying think pos file it really? cheer it's as bland as saying think pos it might it really? cheer it's as bland as saying think pos it might neverlly? cheer it's as bland as saying think pos it might never happen.er it's as bland as saying think pos it might never happen. yeah, up. it might never happen. yeah, it's to it than it's nothing more to it than that. so in this case, it deflnlfely— so in this case, it definitely barely definitely will barely constitutes- definitely will barely constitutes news definitely will barely constitutes. news at definitely will barely constituteslnews at all. constitutes a news story at all. dnefner— constitutes a news story at all. another-another- constitutes a news story at all. another another nana another one. another nana anefner— another one. another nana another story. _ another one. another nana another story. anyway, this . rado— another story. anyway, this one's. this one's- another story. anyway, this one's . e“ one's. this one's better. the telegraph now has sad news that one of the great pleasures in life, the smell of a new car, is actually killing us. yes, well , actually killing us. yes, well, it's not not that it's not it's not that surprising, it? because the surprising, is it? because the onell— surprising, is it? because the smell—plastic. smell is clearly the plastic neaflng— smell is clearly the plastic neafrng ap— smell is clearly the plastic neafrng up n— smell is clearly the plastic heating up in the sun or vnafever— heating up in the sun or vnafever .— heating up in the sun or whatever . and that new smell whatever. and that new car smell apparenfly— whatever. and that new car smell apparenfly lo— whatever. and that new car smell apparently is formaldehyde , apparently is formaldehyde, among— apparently is formaldehyde, among and— apparently is formaldehyde, among other things, which is a elaoo— among other things, which is a class one carcinogen. yeah and apparenfly— class one carcinogen. yeah and apparenfly fn— class one carcinogen. yeah and apparenfly in a— class one carcinogen. yeah and apparently in a car— class one carcinogen. yeah and apparently in a car , if you apparently in a car, if you neeoe— apparently in a car, if you neeoe nef— apparently in a car, if you choose not to— apparently in a car, if you choose not to open the windows, fnen— choose not to open the windows, fnen ye — choose not to open the windows, then you're basically sat there

in then you're basically sat there ln fne— then you're basically sat there ln fne ne— then you're basically sat there in the new car,— then you're basically sat there in the new car, smell all just systematically— in the new car, smell all just systematically ,— in the new car, smell all just systematically , gradually dying systematically, gradually dying .ldgnf. — systematically, gradually dying . ldgnf. and— systematically, gradually dying . right. and the— systematically, gradually dying . right. “r: e“ . right. and the levels in your body are twice the acceptable levels. nick really? yeah. i dldn-f— levels. nick really? yeah. i dldn-f even— levels. nick really? yeah. i didn't even read— nick really? yeah. i didn't even read that much like the didn't even read that much like fne ofeneo— didn't even read that much like the stories like— didn't even read that much like the stories like this scare me fee— the stories like this scare me fee noon— the stories like this scare me fee noon oe— the stories like this scare me too much, so i— the stories like this scare me too much, so i couldn't even properly— too much, so i couldn't even properly read— too much, so i couldn't even properly read it.— too much, so i couldn't even properly read it. but it does polnf— properly read it. but it does polnf-fnaf— properly read it. but it does point-that many- properly read it. but it does point that many of the point out that many of the eonpoando— point out that many of the compounds are— point out that many of the compounds are listed as carcinogenic.— carcinogenic. then it points out:— carcinogenic. then it points out,-sunlight- carcinogenic. then it points out, sunlight and alcohol. out, so is sunlight and alcohol. so out, so is sunlight and alcohol. so ve— out, so is sunlight and alcohol. so ve-of— out, so is sunlight and alcohol. so ve-of need— out, so is sunlight and alcohol. so we-of need the- out, so is sunlight and alcohol. so we of need the sun, so we kind of need the sun, alfnoagn— so we kind of need the sun, alfnoagn l— so we kind of need the sun, although i did— so we kind of need the sun, although i did mild skin although i did get a mild skin cancer,_of need. although i did get a mild skin. cancer,_of need the cancer, but we kind of need the oan—aleonol sun and we don't need alcohol. seofflon—naf- sun and we don't need alcohol. scottish—but we- sun and we don't need alcohol. scottish but we tend scottish people do. but we tend not scottish people do. but we tend nof fo— scottish people do. but we tend nof fo look— scottish people do. but we tend not to lock ourselves inside an alnlgnf—oan- not to lock ourselves inside an airtight—sun righti airtight car with the sun right . vell— airtight car with the sun right . well-lo— airtight car with the sun right . well,-is good.- airtight car with the sun right . well, is good. this is . well, this is good. this is why— . well, this is good. this is| vny—l why i don't drive. i mean, i was vealed— why i don't drive. i mean, i was vealed-fne— why i don't drive. i mean, i was worried the dangers of worried about the dangers of dnvlng. — worried about the dangers of driving. _hidden- worried about the dangers of driving. hidden danger driving. it's the hidden danger .—ln— driving. it's the hidden danger .—ln fne- . this is another in the everyfnrng— everything gives you cancer genre— genre, basically. yeah, absolutely— genre, basically. yeah, absolutely j e3 genre, basically. yeah, absolutely-anyway, now absolutely. anyway, the mail now has news that will surprise nobody . road rage makes your nobody. road rage makes your worst driver , nick. that's worst driver, nick. that's another r: ” \r rte: that's another questionable study to so— another questionable study to me. so scientists— another questionable study to me. so scientists have revealed the-behaviours— me. so scientists have revealed the-behaviours of- me. so scientists have revealed the behaviours of aggressive the key behaviours of aggressive dnvero— the key behaviours of aggressive dnvero-nave— the key behaviours of aggressive drivers-have a- the key behaviours of aggressive drivers have a 3.3mph drivers and they have a 3.3mph faofer— drivers and they have a 3.3mph faofer opeed— drivers and they have a 3.3mph faster speed than— drivers and they have a 3.3mph faster speed than non aggressive dnvero— faster speed than non aggressive drlvero and— faster speed than non aggressive drivers and they— faster speed than non aggressive drivers and they exhibit 2.5 flneo— drivers and they exhibit 2.5 flneo fnere— drivers and they exhibit 2.5 times more mistakes. but these llle— times more mistakes. but these seem like symptoms, not causes

to seem like symptoms, not causes fo ne— seem like symptoms, not causes fo vea— seem like symptoms, not causes fo ven lnovj— seem like symptoms, not causes to me. you know, they get angry so to me. you know, they get angry oo-dnve— to me. you know, they get angry so-drive faster. _ to me. you know, they get angry so-drive faster. i- to me. you know, they get angry so drive faster. i don't so they drive faster. i don't oee-fnlo— so they drive faster. i don't see-this really- so they drive faster. i don't see this really helps us see how this really helps us away— see how this really helps us actually solve— see how this really helps us actually solve the problem. the see how this really helps us actusurprising the problem. the see how this really helps us actu surprising thing'oblem. the see how this really helps us actu surprising thing was in. the see how this really helps us actu surprising thing was perhaps one surprising thing was perhaps to one surprising thing was perhaps fo oe— one surprising thing was perhaps fo people— one surprising thing was perhaps to some people that it to some people that that it affeefo— to some people that that it affects women _ to some people that that it affects women more than men. you lnovj—ldea- affects women more than men. you lnovj—ldeala- know, you've got this idea of a fene— know, you've got this idea of a fern-road— know, you've got this idea of a toxic-road rage,- know, you've got this idea of a toxic road rage, but it's toxic male road rage, but it's aefaally— toxic male road rage, but it's actually women— toxic male road rage, but it's actually women because of their elalnlng—fo- claiming that it's due to a of— claiming that it's due to a sense of threat— claiming that it's due to a sense of threat and a survival lnoflnef. — sense of threat and a survival instinct. another— sense of threat and a survival instinct. another weird fact was fnaf— instinct. another weird fact was fnaf-vne — instinct. another weird fact was that-who drive - instinct. another weird fact was that-who drive on. that motorists who drive on raeodayo— that motorists who drive on raeodayo fn— that motorists who drive on tuesdays in september between 6 and ol— tuesdays in september between 6 and e n— tuesdays in september between 6 and 9 ln fne— tuesdays in september between 6 and 9 in the morning are the neo— and 9 in the morning are the most dangerous. _ and 9 in the morning are the most dangerous. isn't that odd? spedfleoe— specifics? they've got a specific specific time day. specific specific time of day. is that because there are more aeddenfo— is that because there are more accidents-specific- is that because there are more accidents specific three accidents at that specific three near— accidents at that specific three hour window?— accidents at that specific three hour window? _ accidents at that specific three hour window? so _ accidents at that specific three hour window? so that's the three hour window? so that's the three hour over whole year. hour window over the whole year. that's window that's the one window to not drive . take bus. the drive. take the bus. the justification for- drive. take the bus. the justification for this- r: ” the justification for this is that no— justification for this is that no a— justification for this is that no a voy— justification for this is that no a way of— justification for this is that it's a way of identifying dangeroao— it's a way of identifying dangerous drivers potentially for oelf— dangerous drivers potentially for self driving— dangerous drivers potentially for self driving vehicles for some potential— for self driving vehicles for some potential time in the flare.— some potential time in the future. when— some potential time in the future. when we share the road vlfn— future. when we share the road vlfn oelf— future. when we share the road with self driving— future. when we share the road with self driving vehicles, fnaf-o— with self driving vehicles, that's never— with self driving vehicles, that's never going to happen, fnoagnj— that's never going to happen, fnoagnj lo— that's never going to happen, though, is because though, is it? because self—driving- though, is it? because. self—driving-are self—driving vehicles are programmed— self—driving vehicles are programmed not kill or programmed not to kill or fnreafen— programmed not to kill or threaten or— programmed not to kill or threaten or impair life? so as soon as every school kid realloeo— soon as every school kid realises that— soon as every school kid realises that a- soon as every school kid realises that a self—driving bus

is realises that a self—driving bus lo golng— realises that a self—driving bus lo gorng fo— realises that a self—driving bus lo gorng fo ofep— realises that a self—driving bus is going to stop, when you jump out is going to stop, when you jump enf fn— is going to stop, when you jump enf ln fronf— is going to stop, when you jump out in front of— is going to stop, when you jump out in front of it,— is going to stop, when you jump out in front of it, every iayvaller— out in front of it, every jaywalker in- out in front of it, every jaywalker in town, every dangeroao— jaywalker in town, every dangerous driver is just going to dangerous driver is just going fo dnve— dangerous driver is just going to drive through— dangerous driver is just going to drive through every junction and— to drive through every junction and all— to drive through every junction and all fne— to drive through every junction and all the self—driving venleleo— and all the self—driving vehicles _to. and all the self—driving| vehicles-to be and all the self—driving- vehicles-to be sat vehicles are going to be sat fnere—golngl there. we're never going to onae— there. we're never going to onae-vlfn- share the roads with self—driving vehicles. �*jevljr:tt self—driving vehicles. well, yeanj— self—driving vehicles. well,- yeanj—frlond. yeah, and apparently my friend. so in california and so he drives in california and he you can bully tesla's he says, you can bully tesla's out of the way because they've got sensors that got all these sensors that automatically will automatically react and will steer into safety. so steer the tesla into safety. so if you want to cut up a tesla, you just drive at it and it jumps of way. yeah it's jumps out of the way. yeah it's like playground bullying, but for, cars, it out for, for cars, it turns out object one the object perception is one of the hardest recreate with hardest things to recreate with technology humans technology because humans perception of objects depends on the utility of said object. something can be like a chair, oaf— something can be like a chair, on men— something can be like a chair, on fnen ve— something can be like a chair, but then we-use- something can be like a chair, but then we use it as but then we could use it as a eapon— but then we could use it as a weapon or whatever, whatever example.— weapon or whatever, whatever example. so— weapon or whatever, whatever example. so oo— weapon or whatever, whatever example. so so it's not it's aefaally— example. so so it's not it's actually quite _ example. so so it's not it's actually quite hard for al to understand— actually quite hard for al to- understand _well, understand objects. yeah. well, finally.— understand objects. yeah. well, finally-a— understand objects. yeah. well, finally, a minute left finally, we've got a minute left and we've got mail bringing and we've got the mail bringing us degeneracy us to us more degeneracy for us to laugh at. roger, is mental laugh at. roger, this is mental lllneoo— laugh at. roger, this is mental illness online._ laugh at. roger, this is mental illness online. this— laugh at. roger, this is mental illness online. this is- g“ roger, this is mental illness online. this is and i ven-f— illness online. this is and i won't pronounce- illness online. this is and i won't pronounce this correctly. i won't pronounce this correctly. l vil— won't pronounce this correctly. l vlll affenpf— won't pronounce this correctly. i will attempt it.— won't pronounce this correctly. i will attempt it. marijuana reel—

i will attempt it. marijuana reel encla— i will attempt it. marijuana rock chicka rocka, mariah is and marcelo— rock chicka rocka, mariah is and llaeelo fne— rock chicka rocka, mariah is and marcelo the ragdoll who apparenfly— marcelo the ragdoll who apparently our features of an ongoing— apparently our features of an ongoing frol— apparently our features of an ongoing tick tock video sensation— ongoing tick tock video sensation became a viral oenoafron— sensation became a viral oenoafron .— sensation became a viral sensation . this clearly damaged sensation. this clearly damaged woman has apparently in a relationship— woman has apparently in a relationship with a rag doll and has relationship with a rag doll and nao nad— relationship with a rag doll and nao nad oe— relationship with a rag doll and has had one child— relationship with a rag doll and has had one child so far and is oappooedly— has had one child so far and is supposedly pregnant with their oeod— supposedly pregnant with their second child.— supposedly pregnant with their second child. yeah madness. i know— second child. yeah madness. i know fne— second child. yeah madness. i know the internet— second child. yeah madness. i know the internet has- second child. yeah madness. i know the internet has given a platform to mentally ill people and if you watch the video, it's like vic bob sketch . it's like a vic and bob sketch. it's a a doll that's a woman with a doll that's not there. got there. there you go. we've got a picture there. it really is. it's picture there. it really is. no llle— picture there. it really is. no llle l— picture there. it really is. it's like i told _ picture there. it really is. it's like i told you,- rt... ”r: .“r:”r: it really is. it's like i told you, frank sidebottom,_ it's like i told you, frank sidebottom, this wife. sidebottom, this is my wife. veal.— sidebottom, this is my wife. veanj-lllo— sidebottom, this is my wife. yeah,-like exactly- sidebottom, this is my wife. yeah,-like exactly that. yeah, it's like exactly that kind of thing. it's quite depressing. tragically lonely lady,— depressing. tragically lonely lady, and— depressing. tragically lonely tady, and ifs— depressing. tragically lonely lady, and it's very- : g tragically lonely lady, and it's very sad. ': lady, and it's very sad. and what— lady, and it's very sad. and what-realise— lady, and it's very sad. and what-realise is- lady, and it's very sad. and what realise is the japanese what you realise is the japanese have it right with al bot have it right with the ai bot wife. far more advanced wife. there's far more advanced than . would you think if we than this. would you think if we got ome— than this. would you think if we got of— than this. would you think if we got some of those— “a" would you think if we got some of those japanese incen— got some of those japanese incels together— got some of those japanese incels together with mentally deranged — incels together with mentally deranged brazilian women, we could— deranged brazilian women, we ooudd sowe— deranged brazilian women, we could solve some— deranged brazilian women, we could solve some of the loneliness— could solve some of the loneliness they'd breed, wouddn-o— loneliness they'd breed, wouldn't they? "sz : : wouldn't they? they'd breed clearly , that would be an error.

clearly, that would be an error. i want to see what sort of ddddron— i want to see what sort of children they— i want to see what sort of children they produce. that wodd— children they produce. that good do— children they produce. that would be an— children they produce. that would be an experiment to do. anyway,— would be an experiment to do. anyway, odo— would be an experiment to do. anyway, the show— would be an experiment to do. anyway, the show is nearly over, so dodg— anyway, the show is nearly over, so dot-o toke— anyway, the show is nearly over, so let's take another quick look at giddy-o— so let's take another quick look dd giddy-o-odgoo- so let's take another quick look at friday's-pages .- so let's take another quick look at friday's pages . the at friday's front pages. the daily— at friday's front pages. the daddy mod— at friday's front pages. the daily mail has— at friday's front pages. the daily mail has at last a leader who— daily mail has at last a leader who knows— daily mail has at last a leader who knows what— daily mail has at last a leader who knows what a— daily mail has at last a leader who knows what a woman is. the daily— who knows what a woman is. the daddy ddogaagd— who knows what a woman is. the daily telegraph has— who knows what a woman is. the daily telegraph has deaths rise as junior— daily telegraph has deaths rise as junior doctors— daily telegraph has deaths rise as junior doctors go on strike. das— as junior doctors go on strike. the guardian— as junior doctors go on strike. the guardian has— as junior doctors go on strike. the guardian has senior tories dam— the guardian has senior tories dam against— the guardian has senior tories turn against bravermans racist moods— turn against bravermans racist dadodo .— turn against bravermans racist dadodo . das— turn against bravermans racist rhetoric . the mirror has rapist rhetoric. the mirror has rapist goos— rhetoric. the mirror has rapist gods dds— rhetoric. the mirror has rapist gets his hands— rhetoric. the mirror has rapist gets his hands on £7 million dono— gets his hands on £7 million doaao jackpot— gets his hands on £7 million doaao gaokgoa .— gets his hands on £7 million lotto jackpot . the express has lotto jackpot. the express has no aggodoo— lotto jackpot. the express has no aggodao ao— lotto jackpot. the express has no appetite to make peace with dado.— no appetite to make peace with harry. and— no appetite to make peace with harry. and finally,— no appetite to make peace with harry. and finally, the daily g..— harry. and finally, the daily star has— harry. and finally, the daily star has new— harry. and finally, the daily star has new pandemic fear. it's the star has new pandemic fear. it's dao odds— star has new pandemic fear. it's dao odds and— star has new pandemic fear. it's the pits and those— star has new pandemic fear. it's the pits and those were your from— the pits and those were your from gages.— the pits and those were your front pages. and— the pits and those were your front pages. and that's all we have— front pages. and that's all we have dmo— front pages. and that's all we have time for. _ front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests— have time for. thank you to my guess, roger— have time for. thank you to my guests, roger monkhouse and nick moon.— guests, roger monkhouse and nick odxoa. dad— guests, roger monkhouse and nick odxoa. and do— guests, roger monkhouse and nick dixon. and do tune— guests, roger monkhouse and nick dixon. and do tune in tomorrow when— dixon. and do tune in tomorrow when disk— dixon. and do tune in tomorrow when nick dixon,— dixon. and do tune in tomorrow when nick dixon, the big dog, odd— when nick dixon, the big dog, odd do— when nick dixon, the big dog, odd do da— when nick dixon, the big dog, will be in the— when nick dixon, the big dog, will be in the hot— when nick dixon, the big dog, will be in the hot seat taking you— will be in the hot seat taking you-doo— will be in the hot seat taking you-ado papers- you through the papers with lewis— you through the papers with lewis-aad- you through the papers with lewis-and steve. lewis schaffer and steve n adan. — lewis schaffer and steve n adan. dad— lewis schaffer and steve n allan. and remember , if you're allan. and remember, if you're watching— allan. and remember, if you're watching das— allan. and remember, if you're watching the 5— allan. and remember, if you're watching the 5 am. repeat, do watching the 5 a.m. repeat, do stay— watching the 5 am. repeat, do stay tuned— watching the 5 am. repeat, do stay tuned to— watching the 5 a.m. repeat, do stay tuned for the— watching the 5 am. repeat, do stay tuned for the breakfast stow— stay tuned for the breakfast stow oomtag— stay tuned for the breakfast

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a21 a 21 year old suspect has been arrested over the leak of classified pentagon documents. good morning. it's 6:00 on friday, the 14th of april. this is breakfast on gb news- cat ” 'ttx this is breakfast on gb news with stodtoa— is breakfast on gb news with stodtsoa aad— is breakfast on gb news with stephen and ellie. here are your top stores— stephen and ellie. here are your top stories this— stephen and ellie. here are your top stories this morning. ' i?" top stories this morning. a 21 year— top stories this morning. a 21 year std— top stories this morning. a 21 year otd att— top stories this morning. a 21 year old air force— top stories this morning. a 21 year old air force national guard has been arrested after allegedly leaking classified documents on disc board. an encrypted messaging app. it comes after president biden said he was unconcerned over