next us gb next- us gb news in next— us gb news in a moment, headliners. _ us gb news in a moment, headliners. but- us gb news in a moment, headliners. �*" headliners. but first, let's bnng headliners. but first, let's bring you the latest news headunes bring you the latest news headlines and rcn nurses will stage another round of strikes after rejecting a pay offer from the government. the same offer which unison nurses overwhelm hinckley accepted royal college of nursing members voted to reject a 5% pay rise this year as well as a cash payment for last year. the action running from 8:00 in the evening on the 30th of april for 48 hours will for the first time involve nurses working in emergency departments, intensive care and cancer care. unison though announced today that its nhs

members had accepted the 5% offer, pd patrick nurse olivia princewill told gb news earlier the government could have offered the rcn more in junior doctors worked for incredibly long hours , so the nurses in long hours, so the nurses in conditions that are absolutely ridiculous to them come to work and be happy with the job. that's not even safe for the patient. — that's not even safe for the patient. so— that's not even safe for the patient. so what- that's not even safe for the patient. so what we're trying to do he...— patient. so what we're trying to do here, and— patient. so what we're trying to do hero, and ._ patient. so what we're trying to do here, and i believe that's odd— do here, and i believe that's what everyone— do here, and i believe that's what everyone is— do here, and i believe that's what everyone is trying to dddovo — what everyone is trying to dddovo do— what everyone is trying to achieve, is come to a situation whore— achieve, is come to a situation where thoro— achieve, is come to a situation where dooro do— achieve, is come to a situation where there is a— achieve, is come to a situation where there is a sort of agreement— where there is a sort of agreement between nurses, where there is a sort of— agreement between-nurses, the agreement between us nurses, the junior— agreement between us nurses, the junior doctors— agreement between us nurses, the junior doctors and— agreement between us nurses, the junior doctors and also the government— junior doctors and also the government feel like when government to feel like when you-o— government to feel like when you-o going— government to feel like when you-ro gourd ro— government to feel like when you're going to work, you're odo— you're going to work, you're ode . — you're going to work, you're safe . meanwhile,- you're going to work, you're safe . ji“iclre�*“�*ryi“ rt. , c you're going to work, you're- safe . meanwhile, civil servants safe. meanwhile, civil servants will hold fresh strikes after the government announced a pay rise of between four and a half and 5. beat unions. general secretary described it as insulting and completely inadequate. staff are due to walk out in may and june across government departments and in areas such as the met office .

areas such as the met office. now the us president, joe biden is in ballina in county mayo for the last engagement of his visit . earlier, joe biden visited knox shrine in county mayo as part of his final day of engagements , where he had engagements, where he had a chance meeting with an irish church and the priest who performed the last rites on his son, beau. father frank o'grady, performed the sacrament for beau biden. the last rites his son died of brain cancer in 2015. well, the concert at ballina cathedral includes mr. biden's four day concludes rather. mr. biden's four day trip to ireland . and as he addressed the crowds, he said the bond between ireland and the us ran deep . it ireland and the us ran deep. it is be here does feel i know we're going to see it feels like coming home. it really does . coming home. it really does. ryoryrrdrrd— coming home. it really does. everything between- rt.r:::r g it really does. everything between ireland rtrzir’“ g it really does. everything between ireland and amorrod— everything between ireland and amorrod rur— everything between ireland and america runs deep . our history, america runs deep. our history, our america runs deep. our history, demodu— america runs deep. our history, our heritage, our— america runs deep. our history, our heritage, our sorrows , our our heritage, our sorrows, our durum,— our heritage, our sorrows, our rururo, our— our heritage, our sorrows, our future, our friendship , our future, our friendship, our joys- _ future, our friendship, our royo. dur— future, our friendship, our royo. our moro— future, our friendship, our joys. but more than anything, dropo— joys. but more than anything,

dooo ro— joys. but more than anything, ropo do udd— joys. but more than anything, hope is what beats in the hearts of hope is what beats in the hearts or odd— hope is what beats in the hearts or odd our— hope is what beats in the hearts of all our people. _ hope is what beats in the hearts of all our people. r:r::;" hope is what beats in the hearts of all our people. cc" of all our people. joe biden now finally take that sovereign terfel and freya riding are the british singers announced to perform at the king's coronation concert. also, their american stars, katy perry and lionel richie, as well as italian tenor andrea bocelli . the coronation andrea bocelli. the coronation choir made up of community choirs and amateur singers from across the uk, will also perform and the event will be held in the grounds of windsor castle in front of 20,000 members of the pubuc front of 20,000 members of the public and invited guests on tv , online, dab+ radio and on the tune in app. this is gb news. now headliners . now headliners. hello, welcome to now headliners. hello, welcome ro doddrruoro— now headliners. hello, welcome to headliners. i'm— now headliners. hello, welcome to headliners. i'm nick- \rt:rrr : hello, welcome to headliners. i'm nick dixon dud— to headliners. i'm nick dixon and do— to headliners. i'm nick dixon and do horo— to headliners. i'm nick dixon and we have two— to headliners. i'm nick dixon and we have two of your rovourrro— and we have two of your favourite headliners joining me roddy.— favourite headliners joining me roddy. ruddy,— favourite headliners joining me today. firstly, the— favourite headliners joining me today. firstly, the sensible voroo— today. firstly, the sensible

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well you— and louis. are you happy with that? well you know something i'll that? well you know something rd rdko— that? well you know something r-urdko rr. — that? well you know something |'u take it. it— that? well you know something i'll take it. it stands- that? well you know something i'll take it. c : i'll take it. it stands for non vegetable eater . do you know vegetable eater. do you know udd— vegetable eater. do you know urrdr rm— vegetable eater. do you know urrdr r-m-r— vegetable eater. do you know urrdr r-m-r dru- vegetable eater. do you know what i'm-i am more- d do you know what i'm i am more than what i'm more i am more than door.— what i'm more i am more than door. — what i'm more i am more than door. you-ro— what i'm more i am more than that. you're-much- what i'm more i am more than that. /rt:r. ”cl tt..t trtrtrt; how that. you're so much more. how are you that. you're so much more. how you dood— that. you're so much more. how are you doing, steve?— that. /rt:r. ”cl t.t trtrtrt; how are you doing, steve? you're vory— are you doing, steve? you're yory omdrr— are you doing, steve? you're yory mod for— are you doing, steve? you're very smart for a— are you doing, steve? you're very smart for a lefty. thank you— very smart for a lefty. thank you yory— very smart for a lefty. thank you yory mudd- — very smart for a lefty. thank you very much. “cir?" very smart for a lefty. thank you very much. “411?" d you very much. yeah, i thought i'd make an effort to try and blend in and then look around and we don't need to. and maybe we don't need to. yes. i'm the least all yes. i'm the least smart of all of-something's_ yes. i'm the least smart of all of something's gone awry of us. something's gone awry droo— of us. something's gone awry droro—ordok- of us. something's gone awry there._crack oni there. anyway, let's crack on dud— there. anyway, let's crack on dud-sorro— there. anyway, let's crack on dudloomo or— there. anyway, let's crack on and some of tomorrow's and do some of tomorrow's doddduoo.— and do some of tomorrow's headlines. so— and do some of tomorrow's headlines. so let's start with do— headlines. so let's start with do daddy— headlines. so let's start with the daily-and- headlines. so let's start with the daily and fears of the daily mail and fears of odoorr — the daily mail and fears of chaos. . doctors- the daily mail and fears of chaos. doctors and nurses chaos. if doctors and nurses surro— chaos. if doctors and nurses strike together.— chaos. if doctors and nurses strike together. daily strike together. the daily rorodrdorr— telegraph has nurses to target aor— telegraph has nurses to target a&e_strike-l telegraph has nurses to targeti a&e_strike. yet a&e in most extreme strike. yet the a&e in most extreme strike. yet dro oudrdrdu— a&e in most extreme strike. yet the guardian goes— a&e in most extreme strike. yet the guardian goes with nursing surro— the guardian goes with nursing sumo-ou— the guardian goes with nursing strike-on until- strike could go on until christmas.— strike could go on until christmas. i'm sensing theme christmas. i'm sensing a theme horo— christmas. i'm sensing a theme doro-mrrror— christmas. i'm sensing a theme here. mirror changing the here. the mirror changing the drorro— here. the mirror changing the dromo udd— here. the mirror changing the theme with coronation crackdown. rhodo— theme with coronation crackdown. rrrdr-o—ooourrry- theme with coronation crackdown. that's—security at. that's a story about security at the that's a story about security at rho—dro— that's a story about security at the—the times- that's a story about security at. the _the times nurses the coronation, the times nurses are the coronation, the times nurses ood— the coronation, the times nurses so for— the coronation, the times nurses so for moro— the coronation, the times nurses are set for more strikes. and ruddy— are set for more strikes. and dudrry .— are set for more strikes. and rrudrry . dro— are set for more strikes. and finally , the daily star french finally, the daily star french udd— finally, the daily star french urok our— finally, the daily star french nick our weather le storm udrurud— nick our weather le storm udrurud .— nick our weather le storm warning . those- nick our weather le storm warning . those were the front warning. those were the front

pages— warning. those were the front oddoo .— warning. those were the front oogoo . so— warning. those were the front oogoo . so uoudo— warning. those were the front pages. so louis, let's look at dro— pages. so louis, let's look at dro mod.— pages. so louis, let's look at the mail. what— pages. so louis, let's look at the mail. what are they going rudd— the mail. what are they going urdro rm— the mail. what are they going with? i'm guessing it's strikes . dds— with? i'm guessing it's strikes . it's strikes. _ with? i'm guessing it's strikes . it's strikes. and- with? i'm guessing it's strikes . t and this is this . it's strikes. and this is this is . it's strikes. and this is this do duodror— . it's strikes. and this is this do duoddor d— . it's strikes. and this is this is another i mean,— . t and this is this is another i mean, this is odrdouody— is another i mean, this is odvdouody d— is another i mean, this is obviously a story, but it dooordr— obviously a story, but it doesn't these - obviously a story, but it doesn't these people don't dooorvo. — doesn't these people don't deserve. i'll— doesn't these people don't deserve. i'll tell- doesn't these people don't deserve. tt deserve. i'll tell you something, i the nhs. something, i love the nhs. nobody treated better by the nobody is treated better by the nhs. i, think maybe they nhs. and i, i think maybe they want to send a message to america that the nhs is amazing. so amazing, sir. and so i got amazing, sir. and you're there lot so i got amazing, sir. and you're therellot with- you're there lot with your you're there a lot with your dour. — you're there a lot with your dour. aud— you're there a lot with your dour. add d— you're there a lot with your gout. and i am- you're there a lot with your gout. ' you're there a lot with your- gout. and i am there a lot. i've got gout with my high blood pressure, with my with my type two diabetes is got it. two diabetes is i've got it. i've it and now i've i've got it all. and now i've been told i've got high ferritin levels which means i've got a lot iron in you've got lot of iron in me. you've got a ferret. tin ferret tin. it's like i'm a man of metal. that ferritin is. but should we durroduoo— ferritin is. but should we introduce the _ ”rt” . t but should we introduce the story and the. sorry.— introduce the story and the. sorry, sorry. good- introduce the story and the. good catch. sorry, sorry. good catch. i forgot. iforgot sorry, sorry. good catch. i forgot. i forgot we- good catch. ”g i forgot we were good catch. 3 i forgot we were doing forgot. i forgot we were doing a odou— forgot. i forgot we were doing a oddou horo— forgot. i forgot we were doing a show here anyway.— forgot. i forgot we were doing a show here anyway. so- g i forgot we were doing a show here anyway. so this fears of dddoo— show here anyway. so this fears of dddoo dd— show here anyway. so this fears of chaos if doctors— show here anyway. so this fears of chaos if doctors and nurses orrdko— of chaos if doctors and nurses strike together— of chaos if doctors and nurses strike together the nurses have door— strike together the nurses have door odrorod— strike together the nurses have been offered 5%_ strike together the nurses have been offered 5% increase and

door-o— been offered 5% increase and dado-dood— been offered 5% increase and that's good enough for that's not good enough for them . d— that's not good enough for them . d moor.— that's not good enough for them . i mean,lseem_ that's not good enough for them . i mean,lseem to— that's not good enough for them . i mean, i seem to remember that we got this trouble that we got into this trouble was everybody we was because everybody we basically stopped what were basically stopped what they were doing nhs and we all doing to save the nhs and we all applauded them and then we gave out and then the government gave out and then the government gave out money which didn't out money which they didn't have, caused have, which caused the inflation, which they're inflation, which now they're complaining about. yeah, i like the complaining about. yeah, i like ddo-you-ro— complaining about. yeah, i like the-you've been— the way you've been quite roooduro— the way you've been quite resolute blaming nhs, but resolute in blaming the nhs, but i a resolute in blaming the nhs, but d-d oodrdr— resolute in blaming the nhs, but d-d oodur wo— resolute in blaming the nhs, but i-a point we did- resolute in blaming the nhs, but i a point we did give out i do see a point we did give out all i do see a point we did give out odd—durdud- i do see a point we did give out all—during covid. . i do see a point we did give out all—during covm. itj all that money during covid. it d odd— all that money during covid. it was a big mistake.— all that money during covid. it was a big mistake. well, lockdowns_ was a big mistake. well, lockdowns were a big mistake in my lockdowns were a big mistake in. mv—mav my opinion. but anyway, that may be my opinion. but anyway, that may dolooodrdro— my opinion. but anyway, that may belseparate point.— my opinion. but anyway, that may be separate point. steve, what be a separate point. steve, what do-dddukd— be a separate point. steve, what do-dddukd-you- do you think? are you sympathetic- do you think? are you- sympathetic-nurses? sympathetic with the nurses? i dunk— sympathetic with the nurses? i dunk duo-ro— sympathetic with the nurses? i think we're more— sympathetic with the nurses? i think we're more sympathetic drou— think we're more sympathetic door dro— think we're more sympathetic door ddo soro— think we're more sympathetic than the 35% for— think we're more sympathetic than the 35% for junior doctors. rudd— than the 35% for junior doctors. wood-you— than the 35% for junior doctors. what-you think? - than the 35% for junior doctors.- what.you think? -mean, what do you think? yeah, i mean, the surveys are saying that we're actually general as we're actually in general as a popular is more sympathetic towards industrial towards this industrial action than in the past. than we've been in the past. part of that, i think, is oooduoo— part of that, i think, is because we- part of that, i think, is because we understand the dudddrdou — because we understand the inflation -of_ because we understand the inflation .of it.- because we understand the inflation of it. normally inflation part of it. normally if inflation part of it. normally d d— inflation part of it. normally d d orrdko— inflation part of it. normally if a strike happens, you've got to if a strike happens, you've got ro-ddou— if a strike happens, you've got to-how inflation- if a strike happens, you've got to how inflation impacts to message how inflation impacts your—wago— to message how inflation impacts your—wago-odrri your take home wage. that's part of your take home wage. that's part od-do.— your take home wage. that's part od-do. oro-ro- your take home wage. that's part of-do. we're going- your take home wage. that's part of do. we're going on of what they do. we're going on orrdko—vou- strike because of this. you odd-r— strike because of this. you can't -without - strike because of this. you can't without having the can't move without having the word—dr- word inflation thrown at you drooo— word inflation thrown at you drooo-so— word inflation thrown at you drooo-so uo- word inflation thrown at you these-so we all- word inflation thrown at you these so we all understand these days. so we all understand drou— these days. so we all understand their argument.— these days. so we all understand their argument-all-

their argument. we all understand— their argument. we all understand the compound difference— understand the compound difference - not i understand the compound- difference-not getting difference between not getting drooo—uol difference between not getting doordooo—uol difference between not getting thesrises. this up difference between not getting thesrises. this front up pay rises. this front page, droudd—d- pay rises. this front page, though,-a lot. pay rises. this front page, though,-a lot heavy though, does have a lot of heavy ddddrdd— though, does have a lot of heavy ddddrdd oy— though, does have a lot of heavy ddrrdrdd by do— though, does have a lot of heavy lifting by the word— though, does have a lot of heavy lifting by the word if chaos, if the lifting by the word if chaos, if ddo doororo— lifting by the word if chaos, if the doctors and— lifting by the word if chaos, if the doctors and nurses strike rododdor— the doctors and nurses strike together-nurses- the doctors and nurses strike. together-nurses-only together so the nurses can only orrdko — together so the nurses can only orrdko-rdmo- together so the nurses can only strike -time before - together so the nurses can only strike time before they strike one more time before they horo— strike one more time before they drovo ro— strike one more time before they drovo do do— strike one more time before they ddro do do odor— strike one more time before they have to go back and reballot. dud— have to go back and reballot. dud dd— have to go back and reballot. dud dd ddoy— have to go back and reballot. dud dd ddoy do— have to go back and reballot. but if they do reballot- have to go back and reballot. but if they do reballot and say, let's go striking, then they let's go for striking, then they could. they time it could. maybe if they time it this strike, there's no this way, strike, there's no evidence would even evidence that they would even try because what they might try that because what they might do goodwill of the do is lose the goodwill of the people. everyone has people. not that everyone has it, people. not that everyone has dd-oooodo— people. not that everyone has it,-people does,- it, but some people does, i drud- — it, but some people does, i think. come— it, but some people does, i think. come on.- it, but some people does, i think. come on. i- it, but some people does, i think. rttrt it, but some people does, i- think. come on. i think i think when people think about it, they know where the inflation came from. the inflation came from us prdudud—covdul from. the inflation came from us printing—covid, ofi printing money during covid, of odor— printing money during covid, of odd d— printing money during covid, of odd d don-d— printing money during covid, of which i don't want— printing money during covid, of which i don't want to be nodddro— which i don't want to be rogdrdro do— which i don't want to be negative to these because negative to these people because ddoy— negative to these people because ddoy udd— negative to these people because rddoy word-moro— negative to these people because they want make money. they want to make more money. t hey— they want to make more money. ddoy—ddoyl they don't realise what they were _everybody i were doing. but everybody cheerleading_ were doing. but everybody cheerleading the nhs and odudrdrdd— cheerleading the nhs and shutting-the- cheerleading the nhs and shutting the nhs and shutting down the nhs and then dduddud—ddo- handing out money like it's uodddrro— handing out money like it's nothing,-what- handing out money like it's nothing, what difference nothing, but what difference dooo—ddo- nothing, but what difference - does—the inflation does it make where the inflation odmo—oodur- does it make where the inflation odmo—oodud do- came from their point is dudddddord— came from their point is inflation happened , our pay inflation has happened, our pay door-d— inflation has happened, our pay hasn't-up— inflation has happened, our pay door-d-uo udd— inflation has happened, our pay hasn't-up with it- inflation has happened, our pay hasn't up with it for ten hasn't kept up with it for ten yoo — hasn't kept up with it for ten years. right. but- hasn't kept up with it for ten years. ?3 but somebody hasn't kept up with it for ten years. 3; but somebody has years. right. but somebody has to years. right. but somebody has do doo— years. right. but somebody has do doodo— years. right. but somebody has do ddo do do— years. right. but somebody has to has to be blamed— years. 3; but somebody has to has to be blamed for the coun— to has to be blamed for the covm crisis,— to has to be blamed for the covid crisis, for— to has to be blamed for the covid crisis, for the covid. you odd-d— covid crisis, for the covid. you odd-d dddmo— covid crisis, for the covid. you can't blame nurses. pandemic

y...— can't blame nurses. pandemic voo you— can't blame nurses. pandemic voo. you do. — can't blame nurses. pandemic yes, you do. you— can't blame nurses. pandemic yes, you do. v/rtr. r:rt:r can't blame nurses. pandemic yes, you do. v/rtr. r:rtr yes, you do. you do. all the people to blame. i did not see nurses coming out, of course, because they were the ones who said got to stop said we've got to stop everything because of this thing, turned out to be thing, which turned out to be complete. i don't listen. you're ouopoood— complete. i don't listen. you're ouoooood do— complete. i don't listen. you're ouoooood do step— complete. i don't listen. you're supposed to step in.— trtrt i don't listen. you're supposed to step in. step in? door.— supposed to step in. step in? dood- dood- — supposed to step in. step in? yeah. yeah. well.- supposed to step in. step in? yeah. yeah. �*frr�*rt;tt r: supposed to step in. step in?- yeah. yeah. well.-i'd like yeah. yeah. well. well, i'd like to louis, that to believe you, louis, that a lot people are thinking, oh, lot of people are thinking, oh, this is inflation the this is inflation from the lockdown. think most lockdown. i don't think most people think like people actually do think like that. don't like inflation, that. they don't like inflation, but i don't that many but i don't think that many people actually tie it to lockdowns, which should. lockdowns, which they should. it was and was one contributing factor. and i dropped the i love that you dropped the scamdemic first scamdemic bomb in the first section in case ofcom are watching. that was satirical content. the telegraph content. what has the telegraph got? steve think got? steve nurses. but i think uo-ro—ddoud- got? steve nurses. but i think we've—about that. i got? steve nurses. but i thinki we've—about that. so we've just talked about that. so rod-o— we've just talked about that. so dod-o moro— we've just talked about that. so dod-o do— we've just talked about that. so let's move to on— we've just talked about that. so let's move to on oh, we can talk odoud— let's move to on oh, we can talk odoud covdu— let's move to on oh, we can talk about covm and— let's move to on oh, we can talk about covid and louis do his about covid and louis can do his drug— about covid and louis can do his dddmd-covdu— about covid and louis can do his thing-covid will- about covid and louis can do his thing covid will stay thing again. covid will stay a myodory— thing again. covid will stay a myodory. ooyo— thing again. covid will stay a mystery, says expert. mystery, says chinese expert. dddo— mystery, says chinese expert. duo—odo- mystery, says chinese expert. i this _ gao, who's this is george victor gao, who's dono— this is george victor gao, who's done-investigation- this is george victor gao, who's done investigation trying done an investigation trying to door— done an investigation trying to rook-dro— done an investigation trying to look-the cause,— done an investigation trying to look the cause, the original look at the cause, the original cause. says there's not cause. and he says there's not omoudd—dmou- cause. and he says there's not. enough—know either enough evidence to know either way.— enough evidence to know either way—oodddodd. - enough evidence to know either way. _ political. and i way. and it's too political. and it's way. and it's too political. and dd-romo-or— way. and it's too political. and dd-romo-or do— way. and it's too political. and it's-never be fully- it's it will never be fully elucidated _ it's it will never be fully elucidated .— it's it will never be fully elucidated . but they know elucidated. but they do know oxooddy— elucidated. but they do know oxooddy-dd— elucidated. but they do know exactly- it was - elucidated. but they do know exactly it was moving exactly when it was moving around— exactly when it was moving aroundlcertain_ exactly when it was moving around certain market. but to around a certain market. but to know—froml know whether that came from a

lab know whether that came from a rod-d— know whether that came from a lab . a different— know whether that came from a lab a different animal or lab or a different animal or udddovor— lab or a different animal or udddoror .— lab or a different animal or whatever , they— lab or a different animal or. whatever , they _for whatever, they can't know for sure. - now think - whatever, they can't know for sure. now think it's sure. i almost now think it's mod— sure. i almost now think it's mod-ddmddmd— sure. i almost now think it's not-finding out- sure. i almost now think it's not finding out because not worth finding out because udddovor— not worth finding out because. udddoror—uddd whatever people think, they will oomddmuo— whatever people think, they will continue-that- continue to think that regardless— continue to think that regardless of additional information— regardless of additional information you throw them. information you throw at them. if information you throw at them. ddlouddomdy— information you throw at them. if.suddenly found- information you throw at them. if suddenly found that it if he suddenly found that it was oomo—dddmd.- if he suddenly found that it was oomo—dddmd. mo.- if he suddenly found that it was some thing, no. no some wet market thing, no. no oro-domo— some wet market thing, no. no oro-udmdo do— some wet market thing, no. no one wants to believe the lab one who wants to believe the lab moody— one who wants to believe the lab ddoory uoudd — one who wants to believe the lab theory would change their mind. ddoy-d— theory would change their mind. ddoy-d ooo— theory would change their mind. rmoy-d ooo-do— theory would change their mind. they'd see as evidence of they'd see that as evidence of more conspiracy.— they'd see that as evidence of more conspiracy. so i almost dddmd— more conspiracy. so i almost dddmd dd— more conspiracy. so i almost think it won't— more conspiracy. so i almost think it won't we— more conspiracy. so i almost think it won't we won't be to move anyone's needle on this. dmo— move anyone's needle on this. dddo do— move anyone's needle on this. this is-convenient.- move anyone's needle on this. this is-convenient. it's- move anyone's needle on this. this is-convenient. it's a. this is very convenient. it's a mystery. mean, it was the big mystery. i mean, it was the big virus lab, wasn't it? it was the big virus. lab in wuhan. big virus. virus lab in wuhan. and love that they've even and i love that they've even said there are many said here that there are many ways interpret this comment ways to interpret this comment can number of ways, can be read in a number of ways, like a chinese proverb. it's like a chinese proverb. it's like we know where came like we don't know where it came from. the big lab, wasn't from. it was the big lab, wasn't it? yeah, it was the big it? louis yeah, it was the big lab, probably. it wasn't even ddo— lab, probably. it wasn't even do odd— lab, probably. it wasn't even do do dod— lab, probably. it wasn't even the big lab because- it wasn't even the big lab because i'm not so duod— the big lab because i'm not so sure that-exist. - the big lab because i'm not so sure that exist. don't sure that viruses exist. i don't know. — sure that viruses exist. i don't mom-duod— sure that viruses exist. i don't know. that enough? am i know. is that enough? am i mdoodmd— know. is that enough? am i missing—alreadyl missing something already in the first missing something already in the ddrod-d-m— missing something already in the ddrod-d-m mod— missing something already in the first-i'm not sure- missing something already in the first-i'm not sure if- first section? i'm not sure if you kind of just check before you kind of just check before you these large, sweeping you make these large, sweeping statements about existence you make these large, sweeping stdnotlents about existence you make these large, sweeping stdnot of ts about existence you make these large, sweeping stdnot of viruses. have(istence you make these large, sweeping stdnot of viruses. have you nce or not of viruses. have you dookod— or not of viruses. have you looked under— or not of viruses. have you looked under an— . have you looked under an electron rmoroooooo— looked under an electron microscope at— looked under an electron microscope at one? you microscope at one? do you know

udddd — microscope at one? do you know udddd looudd— microscope at one? do you know what? .could..could- microscope at one? do you know what? .could..could be- microscope at one? do you know what? t: t: rttr“ what? it could. it could be on anything. bits of its bits of rna. d0 anything. bits of its bits of rna. do do a lot of electron rna. do you do a lot of electron microscopy? do you know what? do you know what i don't see you with microphone. whatever you know what i don't see you wiis, microphone. whatever you know what i don't see you wiis, whateverophone. whatever you know what i don't see you wiis, whateverophone. \mytever it is, whatever you call my microscope is so small that you can't see it using light. you need an electron, one- cr?" c . t.t “r; t q“ you need an electron, one eye. can't see it using light. you need an electron, one eye. i'm dod— need an electron, one eye. i'm mod odymg— need an electron, one eye. i'm mod odymg your— need an electron, one eye. i'm not saying your microscope is small. saying i'm small. what i'm saying is. i'm saying don't saying is they don't know. right. this cause what this right. what this cause what this is by. so the that is caused by. so the fact that i make a statement, i know as much as they know. no, that's nothing-— as they know. no, that's nothing. you've- no, that's nothing. you've made false nothing. you've made a false odudrddomoy— nothing. you've made a false equivalency don't know equivalency. they don't know doo—dol 100. therefore, your guess is duod— 100. therefore, your guess is mod-vou— 100. therefore, your guess is just-you know,- 100. therefore, your guess is just-you know, a. 100. therefore, your guess is just you know, a lot just as valid. you know, a lot dooo— just as valid. you know, a lot dooo ddom— just as valid. you know, a lot less than them. _ just as valid. you know, a lot less than them. let's be honest. let's be honest. you've got your opinion. i've got my opinion. it's satirical content. i'm just covering we want to covering us all. if we want to worry— covering us all. if we want to worry ddoud— covering us all. if we want to worry ddoud-d- covering us all. if we want toj worry ddoud-d-d worry about balance, i can. i duod— worry about balance, i can. i ruod ody— worry about balance, i can. i ruod ody rdruooo— worry about balance, i can. i just say viruses may- worry about balance, i can. i just say viruses may well exist when said was the lab, that when i said it was the lab, that was a purely an opinion, a satire. buti was a purely an opinion, a satire. but i would say although ddoy— satire. but i would say although dmoy may— satire. but i would say although dmoy may do— ”cl but i would say although they may be covering things up, ddoy— they may be covering things up, ddoy-do— they may be covering things up, ddoy-do mou- they may be covering things up, they do know more than they probably do know more than you,— they probably do know more than you doudo— they probably do know more than you, louis, about.— they probably do know more than you, louis, about. no, they dom-d. — you, louis, about. no, they dom-d. ddoy— you, louis, about. no, they don't. they know. - you, louis, about. no, they don't. "dig "rig you, louis, about. no, they don't. "rig "rig you, louis, about. no, they- don't. they know. they know. no, they do they don't. for they do not. they don't. for balance, i would .virus. they do not. they don't. fori balance, i would .virus is. balance, i would say virus is. i dooo— balance, i would say virus is. i mopo ddoy— balance, i would say virus is. i hope they exist. _ balance, i would say virus is. i hope they exist. otherwise my

domoo— hope they exist. otherwise my domoo do— hope they exist. otherwise my domoo do d— hope they exist. otherwise my herpes is a difficult one to explain— herpes is a difficult one to oxodddm-udy- herpes is a difficult one to explain why like herpes is a difficult one to. explain-whyllike my explain exactly why i like my domoo— explain exactly why i like my herpes through— explain exactly why i like my herpes through microscope. herpes through a microscope. mod-o— herpes through a microscope. : there's herpes through a microscope. : trtr“ there's an that's the question. there's an oooddmdddom— that's the question. there's an explanation-of- that's the question. there's an explanation-of.l'm. explanation for all of all i'm ooydmd— explanation for all of all i'm ooydmg-dom-d— explanation for all of all i'm saying don't know for a saying is i don't know for a dood— saying is i don't know for a dad. ddom— saying is i don't know for a fact. thank you. _ saying is i don't know for a fact. thank you. but i know. i mow.— fact. thank you. but i know. i know. rroudd— fact. thank you. but i know. i know. would you— fact. thank you. but i know. i know. would you be you know. would you be quiet? you mou— know. would you be quiet? you know doo— know. would you be quiet? you know too-you're- know. would you be quiet? you know too you're basically know too much. you're basically rddmdmd— know too much. you're basically raining-my— know too much. you're basically raining-my parade.- know too much. you're basically raining my parade. yeah. raining on my parade. yeah. you-ro— raining on my parade. yeah. vou-ro-dd— raining on my parade. yeah. vou-ro-dd dor- raining on my parade. yeah. you're-it for him.- raining on my parade. yeah. j you're-it for him. the you're ruining it for him. the whole. the whole rv/c�*u q: you n “9 l "o” n 43 the whole. the whole purpose to odom— whole. the whole purpose to ooook—dd- whole. the whole purpose to mood—dd you- whole. the whole purpose to. speak—if you opened speak company. if you opened with on viruses don't with spread on viruses don't exist. it's fashion. i'm going to you look up. to say this. you look it up. everybody. there's a theory that there's the there's bacteria exist. but the viral of disease is viral cause of disease is complete hokum. i'm not saying that's true. good. okay. that's true. wow. good. okay. but saying i'm saying a but i'm saying i'm saying a thing in my ear to move on. louis, i think i can't tell if ddo— louis, i think i can't tell if dd-o ddmdmd— louis, i think i can't tell if it's timing or— louis, i think i can't tell if it's timing or purely what youo— it's timing or purely what youo ooydmg.— it's timing or purely what you're saying. let's have a look at you're saying. let's have a look dd-ddvourddo— you're saying. let's have a look at-favourite paper,- you're saying. let's have a look at favourite paper, the at our favourite paper, the oudrdddm — at our favourite paper, the guardian. .well,- at our favourite paper, the. guardian. .well, actually, at our favourite paper, the- guardian. .well, actually, i guardian. oh, well, actually, i bought of guardian bought a copy of the guardian today, a lot of today, and it's got a lot of news. it's really. it's quite entertaining. i normally buy the telegraph think telegraph because i think there's there's more more there's more. there's more more news dollar anyway. news for your dollar anyway. so it nurses it basically it has the nurses strike the old thing but strike the same old thing but but all clinics break the but almost all clinics break the law over botox, which is according to this thing, nine

out of ten beauty clinics are not allowed to advertise botox to the general public because in this country, you're not allowed to advertise directly to the consumer . to advertise directly to the consumer. okay. because this is a country that doesn't want people to know. they don't want to that viruses don't to know that viruses don't exist. don't know exist. they don't want to know the truth about covid. they don't want us to know anything. this we're not as good this is why we're not as good looking as you, louis. we're not allowed to.proud_ looking as you, louis. we're not allowed to.proud-ourl allowed to be proud about our door.— allowed to be proud about our moo-do— allowed to be proud about our botox.-to sort- allowed to be proud about our botox.-to sort of- allowed to be proud about our botox. to sort of hide botox. we have to sort of hide it. botox. we have to sort of hide dd. moro— botox. we have to sort of hide it. there-even- botox. we have to sort of hide it. there-even a- botox. we have to sort of hide it. there even a thing it. there wasn't even a thing ddom— it. there wasn't even a thing drom-urrdo.— it. there wasn't even a thing from - nato. they. - it. there wasn't even a thing from nato. they. they said from the nato. they. they said it from the nato. they. they said dd — from the nato. they. they said dd dou— from the nato. they. they said it was. you weren't— from the nato. they. they said it was. you weren't allowed to moro— it was. you weren't allowed to moo-advord— it was. you weren't allowed to have-advert that- it was. you weren't allowed to have advert that women have have that advert that women have a have that advert that women have d—odoo— have that advert that women have d—odoo do- have that advert that women have d—odoo do ddoy- a spring in their step as they oomo-dddor— a spring in their step as they come-after after- a spring in their step as they come after after the come back after after the dodddoyo— come back after after the holidays-they- come back after after the. holidays .they - botox, holidays and they get botox, ood—do d- holidays and they get botox,j even—is a spike holidays and they get botox,. even—is a spike in even though there is a spike in door— even though there is a spike in dodox-ddoy— botox sales, they weren't dddouod— botox sales, they weren't allowed-it,- botox sales, they weren't allowed it, even botox sales, they weren't- allowed-it, even though allowed to say it, even though it allowed to say it, even though dd uoo— allowed to say it, even though dd druo. — allowed to say it, even though it was true. anyway slight dddrooodom— it was true. anyway slight digression, but— it was true. anyway slight digression, but the rule i was going— digression, but the rule i was oomd do— digression, but the rule i was oomd do omdo— digression, but the rule i was going to chip in_ digression, but the rule i was going to chip in the rule is mod— going to chip in the rule is dddd you— going to chip in the rule is that you advertise that you can't advertise prescription— that you can't advertise prescription medicines and that mud—ddo- prescription medicines and that kdmd—ddo udyl prescription medicines and that. kind _the way that kind of makes sense the way that we kind of makes sense the way that wo-dddmdo. — kind of makes sense the way that we-things. obviously,- we run things. obviously, botulism, a toxin botulism, um, or it's a toxin made bacteria which i made from a bacteria which i don't even think they exist. i've never seen one, so i don't know saying that know why we're saying that bacteria exist. bacteria. have know why we're saying that bactseenzxist. bacteria. have know why we're saying that bactseen one? bacteria. have know why we're saying that bactseen one? ibacteria. have know why we're saying that bactseen one? i don'tia. have

know why we're saying that bactseen one? i don't think ave you seen one? i don't think you've seen one. i have seen. i have one. seen have seen one. i've seen microscopes of bacteria. yes, you can see that. you yes, you can see that. you can't see. vou— you can see that. you can't see. you odd-d— you can see that. you can't see. you can't under— you can see that. you can't see. you can't under an— you can see that. you can't see. you can't under an electron dooduoo— you can't under an electron because wavelength because the wavelength is odordor. — because the wavelength is shorter. _the- because the wavelength is shorter. t“ because the wavelength is- shorter. _the electron ones shorter. well, the electron ones are mrna. they're are showing mrna. they're showing - bits - are showing mrna. they're showing - bits of - are showing mrna. they'rei showing-bits of dna. showing bits of bits of dna. word.— showing bits of bits of dna. well, _whatever - showing bits of bits of dna. well, whatever that stuff well, that's whatever that stuff is. well, that's whatever that stuff do. -ruod— well, that's whatever that stuff do-ruod wordo- well, that's whatever that stuff is.-just words and- well, that's whatever that stuff is. just words and it's is. this is just words and it's odd— is. this is just words and it's all scientists. _ is. this is just words and it's all scientists. you- is. this is just words and it's all scientists. v/rtr. r:rt:r. is. this is just words and it's all scientists. v/rtr. r:rtr. t. all scientists. you double up. spodkdmd— all scientists. you double up. spodkdmdlmod— all scientists. you double up. speaking-not being- all scientists. you double up. speaking-not being an- all scientists. v/rttr. r:rtr. t. speaking not being an actual speaking of not being an actual oodomddod— speaking of not being an actual scientist, though,— speaking of not being an actual scientist, though, all of this odory— scientist, though, all of this odoryldooo— scientist, though, all of this story, does make think story, it does make me think duod— story, it does make me think mod—ru- story, it does make me think that—i'll take- that beautician i'll take as a duo.— that beautician i'll take as a mo dud— that beautician i'll take as a title. but beauty— that beautician i'll take as a title. but beauty therapist ddo— title. but beauty therapist seems like a— title. but beauty therapist seems like a bit of a stretch dooduoo— seems like a bit of a stretch because—one'sl seems like a bit of a stretch. because—one's ever because therapy, no one's ever doom—aud- because therapy, no one's ever doom—add ddl because therapy, no one's ever. been _and if they because therapy, no one's ever. beethen _and if they because therapy, no one's ever beethen maybe and if they because therapy, no one's ever beethen maybe that'sand if they because therapy, no one's ever beethen maybe that's different.y do, then maybe that's different. so do, then maybe that's different. so rm— do, then maybe that's different. so d-m mod— do, then maybe that's different. so d-m mod dm— do, then maybe that's different. so i'm not in general in favour of so i'm not in general in favour od-dddmdo— so i'm not in general in favour od-dddmdo dud- so i'm not in general in favour of things, but banning of banning things, but banning oodddmd— selling poisons for faces makes .you— selling poisons for faces makes sense. .you haven't- selling poisons for faces makes sense. t“ t .. selling poisons for faces makes sense. t“ t “ “rid“ sense. no, you haven't been on some of those those radical left marches, steve. maybe you have, have in have you? my only problem in terms of diagnosis. ugly. sorry. one things my only problem one of my things my only problem with says the with this is it says the cosmetics is the cosmetics industry is like the wild west. lot of wild west. there's a lot of botox the wild west. that's botox in the wild west. that's one quick question i have about this. yeah, and also, louis this. but yeah, and also, louis doesn't need these beauty doesn't need any of these beauty products. he just cold products. he just puts a cold steak his face. do you want steak on his face. do you want or oomodddmdd— steak on his face. do you want or something? and— steak on his face. do you want or something? and-my- trtr“ “ t do you want or something? and my body. or something? and in my body. dud— or something? and in my body. dud-do.— or something? and in my body. dud-doldr-

or something? and in my body. but-is,.in america,j but the point is, is in america, ddo— but the point is, is in america, duo-ooumdry- but the point is, is in america, duo-ooumdry dm- but the point is, is in america, the-country in the- the greatest country in the modd— the greatest country in the world, _createdl the greatest country in the. world,_created by world, which was created by drddddm— world, which was created by britain, which _ world, which was created by britain, which makes britain the droddood— britain, which makes britain the droddood-dm— britain, which makes britain the greatest-in the- britain, which makes britain the greatest in the world. greatest country in the world. okay. — greatest country in the world. okay. -ddoy-ro - greatest country in the world. okay, they're allowed okay, is that they're allowed to ddrorddoo — okay, is that they're allowed to advertise _ don't . advertise because they don't body— advertise because they don't body people- — advertise because they don't baby people. they let they. why odoudd— baby people. they let they. why should—doctors? - baby people. they let they. why should doctors? �*vfrr�*rt; should we rely on doctors? we droddy— should we rely on doctors? we droddy dmo— should we rely on doctors? we already have enough problems with the doctor with people going to the doctor saying, want some antibiotics. with people going to the doctor sayi|doctors nt some antibiotics. with people going to the doctor sayi|doctors give me antibiotics. with people going to the doctor sayi|doctors give its antibiotics. with people going to the doctor sayi|doctors give its athem.ics. with people going to the doctor sayi|doctors give its athem. if.. and doctors give it to them. if people were up saying, people were turning up saying, i want because i heard want this brand because i heard it's my dysfunction, it's great for my dysfunction, i'd no, we're not giving it i'd say, no, we're not giving it to you. they don't say no. mod-o— to you. they don't say no. that's they should be saying no. they guys, they should say sorry, guys, but can about a minute on the can we do about a minute on the daily steve, daily star here, steve, just there's no way i'll reach that full minute front page la full minute there. front page la storm named storm warning. we named storms now, imported now, which we imported from america, a america, but france got in a named noah before because america, but france got in a nargot noah before because america, but france got in a nargot a noah before because america, but france got in a nargot a goodrioah before because america, but france got in a nargot a good system.ore because america, but france got in a nargot a good system. it'sbecause we got a good system. it's alphabetical. they flip genders from storm, obviously from each storm, which obviously is controversial these days. yeah. list of the yeah. and you get a list of the names coming out. but france apparently and apparently got in there and called mhm. called this one storm. noah mhm. apparently was that apparently people care was that the one they called. the first one they called. yeah. i mean i'm patriot yeah. even i mean i'm a patriot omd— yeah. even i mean i'm a patriot dmd rm.— yeah. even i mean i'm a patriot dmd rm-om— yeah. even i mean i'm a patriot dmd dm-om od- yeah. even i mean i'm a patriot and i'm, on gb news but and i'm, we're on gb news but dm— and i'm, we're on gb news but even i'm struggling to care ddoud— even i'm struggling to carei about—nowhere. about this one. it's nowhere. room— about this one. it's nowhere. room d— about this one. it's nowhere. even i didn't— about this one. it's nowhere. even i didn't-it- about this one. it's nowhere. even i didn't it was even i didn't know it was even rromdd. — even i didn't know it was even rromdd. |dddmk— even i didn't know it was even french. think bible. french. i think of the bible. i modd— french. i think of the bible. i oped-wroug— french. i think of the bible. i spelllwrong though- french. i think of the bible. i spelllwrong though isn't.

french. i think of the bible. i spell wrong though isn't it. spell it wrong though isn't it. it's one. it's just noah with this one. the i get that. at least the trendy i get that. at least it's the trendy i get that. at least do dmdod— the trendy i get that. at least it's linked to _ the trendy i get that. at least it's linked to rain. you know, you maybe we names you should. maybe we need names like that. they should call them gale. the names gale. and that's all the names i can your can think of. lewis, your american? any opinion on france ododdmd— american? any opinion on france stealing britain's— ' t , any opinion on france stealing britain's storm ' t 7 any opinion on france stealing britain's storm names? do stealing britain's storm names? rod-know?— stealing britain's storm names? do-know?-know- stealing britain's storm names? i do-know?-know what? do you know? do you know what? give him something. they're going time. going through a tough time. the storms fair enough. storms exist. fair enough. all rdddd. —odrd- storms exist. fair enough. all rdgdd-odrd-dudl right. that was part one. but oomdmd— right. that was part one. but oomdmd up.— right. that was part one. but coming up, driving with no domdo— coming up, driving with no hands. french— coming up, driving with no hands. french people forced hands. french people are forced to hands. french people are forced do—uork- hands. french people are forced do—uork omd- hands. french people are forced to _work and the to do a tiny bit of work and the drdomddy— to do a tiny bit of work and the drdomddy ddo— to do a tiny bit of work and the friendly the friendly migrant oomp— friendly the friendly migrant oomd oomdmd— friendly the friendly migrant camp coming to a town near you. ooo—mdmudoo-

welcome back to headliners. i'm udd— welcome back to headliners. i'm udod udxom— welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon. still— welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon. still here with the mood— nick dixon. still here with the mood word— nick dixon. still here with the most well dressed lefty in town . rdr. — most well dressed lefty in town . rdr. sdovo— most well dressed lefty in town . rdr. sdoro omd— most well dressed lefty in town , mr. steve and allen. and every odo— , mr. steve and allen. and every romoo uorod— , mr. steve and allen. and every vegans worst nightmare. it's doudo— vegans worst nightmare. it's louis schaefer_ vegans worst nightmare. it's louis schaefer who still texting his louis schaefer who still texting ddo omo— louis schaefer who still texting ddo so— louis schaefer who still texting his son. so let's— louis schaefer who still texting his son. so let's do the times. aud— his son. so let's do the times. amd dood— his son. so let's do the times. and local people— his son. so let's do the times. and local people will have no say— and local people will have no ody dm— and local people will have no ody dm mddrdmd— and local people will have no say in migrant camps appearing in say in migrant camps appearing dm modd— say in migrant camps appearing in their neighbourhoods . can't in their neighbourhoods. can't see-bothering— in their neighbourhoods. can't see bothering anyone at see that bothering anyone at odd.— see that bothering anyone at odd. doudo— see that bothering anyone at all. louis no,— see that bothering anyone at all. louis no, i— see that bothering anyone at all. louis no, i can't, can i? sdoudd— all. louis no, i can't, can i? sdoudd d— all. louis no, i can't, can i? should i-what-sonl all. louis no, i can't, can i? should i what son wrote should i read what my son wrote

about i said about viruses? about what i said about viruses? if it's quick, yeah, stop talking— if it's quick, yeah, stop talking-virus- if it's quick, yeah, stop talking-virus fake. talking about virus being fake. it's talking about virus being fake. dd-o—youl talking about virus being fake. dd-oldddo—youl talking about virus being fake. it's i like an _you i talking about virus being fake. it'sllike an idiot-you. talking about virus being fake. it'sllike an idiot. thislyou. talking about virus being fake. look like an idiot. this is my son saying this. also you are getting angry, which is even worse all the things to worse of all the things to believe in. it's so stupid. it proves that. yeah . and now let's proves that. yeah. and now let's do migrant migrant camps. do the migrant migrant camps. let me just say that this is. dmo— let me just say that this is. dddo do— let me just say that this is. dddo do my— let me just say that this is. this is my least— let me just say that this is. this is my least favourite son. ddo— this is my least favourite son. ddo oddor— this is my least favourite son. the other one,— this is my least favourite son. the other one, kyiv is not dmdorddod. — the other one, kyiv is not inherited. that's- the other one, kyiv is not inherited. the other one, kyiv is not- inherited. that's what we just. we just inherited. that's what we just. do ruod dood— inherited. that's what we just. we just lost one— inherited. that's what we just. we just lost one viewer. - inherited. we just lost one viewer. but all ddom— we just lost one viewer. but all rdddd. moo.— we just lost one viewer. but all rdgmd. do-o. — we just lost one viewer. but all right, he's. he's— we just lost one viewer. but all right, he's. he's in— we just lost one viewer. but all right, he's. rt; “ “ right, he's. he's in his mother. he's his mother's child. he's his so this is his mother. anyway, so this is what said. exactly what's what you said. exactly what's going visitors to going to happen. visitors to give locals. no. say over migrant camps. which which is supposedly the past, that supposedly in the past, that they couldn't build a migrant camp wanted camp wherever they wanted to because go through because they'd had to go through planning but because planning permission. but because this no this is britain, which has no kind which allows kind of system which allows things to be a system is well put. okay is that is that their overhaul calling planning rules which make it significant , which make it significant, easier and quicker for the home office to repurpose government land to accommodate asylum

seekers without without asking local permission? this is not even news because we know that the whatever the government government , the central government, the central government, the central government just runs roughshod over everybody. well, do you mou— over everybody. well, do you know udddd— over everybody. well, do you know what? maybe- ”yr : well, do you know what? maybe i'm a big dormmom— know what? maybe i'm a big gammon, steve,— know what? maybe i'm a big gammon, steve, but and i know it's gammon, steve, but and i know do do— gammon, steve, but and i know do do dod— gammon, steve, but and i know do do god ddom— gammon, steve, but and i know it's to get them out of the dododo— it's to get them out of the hotels, which _ it's to get them out of the hotels, which is- it's to get them out of the hotels, which is costing a lot of hotels, which is costing a lot od dooooyor— hotels, which is costing a lot of taxpayer money. so there is mad. — of taxpayer money. so there is mad. dud— of taxpayer money. so there is that. but what— of taxpayer money. so there is that. but what bothers me here is that. but what bothers me here do-d— that. but what bothers me here do-d moddor— that. but what bothers me here is a matter urgency. is it's a matter of urgency. moro— is it's a matter of urgency. ddoro—ddol is it's a matter of urgency.- there _the process. there streamlining the process. ddoy-ro—odm-dl they're getting it. why can't ddoy— they're getting it. why can't dmoy duddd— they're getting it. why can't dmoy duddd my— they're getting it. why can't they build any houses and solve the housing crisis? but when it's a migrant, the migrants duod— it's a migrant, the migrants dddd—odudd- that just building stuff immediately, doing that just building stuff imrjustately, doing that just building stuff imrjust itzly, doing that just building stuff imrjust it comes doing that just building stuff imrjust it comes overnight; it's just it comes up overnight . -dd-o— it's just it comes up overnight . -dd-o ddo- it's just it comes up overnight . _it's the same. it's just it comes up overnight. . _it's the same thing . i suppose it's the same thing of permission meets of planning permission meets nimbyism, which seems of nimbyism, which seems a bit of a harsh phrase sometimes harsh phrase because sometimes you want loads you know, you don't want loads of your area. of houses built in your area. i totally understand this totally understand that this story another one of these to story is another one of these to try keep you away from try and keep you busy away from the actual story, which is why are bad processing are we so bad at processing people, processing claims people, processing asylum claims to an extent that 1% of to such an extent that 1% of last year's processing claims were processed? if you'd got rid of that, we wouldn't have to row about barges. wouldn't have about barges. we wouldn't have to about hotels. you to talk about hotels. you wouldn't then have to talk about

the reuse of government land because you could just actually do the job that you're to do the job that you're meant to do. government manages do the job that you're meant to do make government manages do the job that you're meant to do make noternment manages do the job that you're meant to do make not payient manages do the job that you're meant to do make not pay attentioniges do the job that you're meant to do make not pay attention tos to make us not pay attention to that failing get all that failing and get us all rowing or land. rowing about barges or land. can process them back to can we process them all back to rrdmood— can we process them all back to france? because— can we process them all back to france? because i— can we process them all back to france? because i was speaking, moydo—myl maybe you could tice on my oododod. — maybe you could tice on my pododod. —rdo- maybe you could tice on my. podcast. _the current podcast. it's called the current rumd— podcast. it's called the current rmdmd-oodoodo— podcast. it's called the current thing episode today. thing new episode out today. and the thing new episode out today. and duo—do— thing new episode out today. and the—is relevant- the point is, it is relevant dooduoo— the point is, it is relevant because saying, the point is, it is relevant- because-saying, well, the point is, it is relevant beca read saying, well, the point is, it is relevant beca read all saying, well, the point is, it is relevant beca read all the ;aying, well, the point is, it is relevant beca read all the treatiesiell, the point is, it is relevant beca read all the treaties and he's read all the treaties and dodudddy— he's read all the treaties and dodudddy uo— he's read all the treaties and actually we can— he's read all the treaties and actually we can actually legally put actually we can actually legally dud-dood— actually we can actually legally dud-door dm— actually we can actually legally put back in france. you put them back in france. you dom-d— put them back in france. you don't—politicians. don't hear many politicians odydmd—yourl saying that. what's your ooduddom— saying that. what's your ooduodm— saying that. what's your solu of n, about processing sort of all about processing ddom. — sort of all about processing ddom. ldddd— sort of all about processing them. that really problem sort of all about processing the ' ”vii; that really problem sort of all about processing the ' ”vii; vrrrrt;|at really problem sort of all about processing the ' ”vii; “rttrteally problem sort of all about processing the ' ”vii; “3 problem sort of all about processing the ' “g .“rt;rblem sort of all about processing- theare we not making the same ? are we not making the same point surely richard tice point that surely richard tice would have process would say you have to process people them back people to then put them back then? yeah right. so my point is just that we keep falling then? yeah right. so my point is jus'this that we keep falling then? yeah right. so my point is jus'this shinyrat we keep falling then? yeah right. so my point is jus'this shiny keyie keep falling then? yeah right. so my point is jus'this shiny key debate falling then? yeah right. so my point is jus'this shiny key debate like ng for this shiny key debate like something here. barges. how something over here. barges. how dare you barges are a bad dare you say barges are a bad idea? how dare you think my idea is government is bad? no. the government are failing the simple job of failing to do the simple job of government of processing asylum claims. it's theirjob and they're it. and they're failing to do it. and then happens? i they're failing to do it. and then-happens? i don'ti then what happens? i don't understand— then what happens? i don't understand happens once you understand what happens once you ooooo— process them. this is the duooddom.— process them. this is the question. are question. deported or stay are you— question. deported or stay are you duo— question. deported or stay are you duo oudd— question. deported or stay are you two out? so— question. deported or stay are you two out? so once they once ddoy— you two out? so once they once ddoy-oddy. — you two out? so once they once ddoy-oddy. -hdvel they have to stay, houses have to they have to stay, houses have do-dor— they have to stay, houses have do-dor ddom- they have to stay, houses have to _for them. so - they have to stay, houses have

to-for them. so in. they have to stay, houses have to for them. so in the to be found for them. so in the omd— to be found for them. so in the odd—you— to be found for them. so in the odd—you odddd- to be found for them. so in the end—you still needi end of the day, you still need douo— end of the day, you still need houses,-you're_ end of the day, you still need houses, you're going houses, but you're not going ddoy-ro— they're not going to be dooorddmd— they're not going to be deporting people. it's harder. it's deporting people. it's harder. dd-o oo— deporting people. it's harder. dd-o oo mud.— deporting people. it's harder. it's so hard. country it's so hard. but this country domo— it's so hard. but this country ddodo d— it's so hard. but this country ddodo d dooo— it's so hard. but this country lacks i love this— it's so hard. but this country lacks i love this country is a door— lacks i love this country is a rook-udd— lacks i love this country is a lack-will,-lack- lacks i love this country is a lack-will,-lack of- lacks i love this country is a lack will, lack of will. lack of will, is a lack of will. you — lack of will, is a lack of will. you -ody— lack of will, is a lack of will. you've say nobody's you've got to say nobody's oomdmd. — you've got to say nobody's oomdmd. do.— you've got to say nobody's coming. \rttr ”vii; you've got to say nobody's coming. \rttr t coming. no, you're actually right. not right. the politicians are not being tough enough. louis schaefer with a great point. let's telegraph now and let's do the telegraph now and you take the staff out of you can take the staff out of the can't the tavistock, but you can't take tavistock of the take the tavistock out of the staff. steve possibly, yeah. the rovdodook— staff. steve possibly, yeah. the tavistock—medicsl staff. steve possibly, yeah. the tav hired _medicsl staff. steve possibly, yeah. the tav hired to _medicsl steve possibly, yeah. the tav hired to train medics steve possibly, yeah. the tav hired to train their medics are hired to train their replacements, it was replacements, so we know it was doood— replacements, so we know it was closed _concerns- closed due to concerns of oddddrom-o— closed due to concerns of children's welfare. two new ddmdoo—uo- children's welfare. two new ddmdoo—uo i clinics were opened up. ordddmdddy— clinics were opened up. originally said that there would be originally said that there would duo—ood— originally said that there would do—ood oo- originally said that there would be_got one downi be more locally, got one down ooudm— be more locally, got one down ooudm oo— be more locally, got one down ooudm uo— be more locally, got one down south, one up north. i'm not ouroldd-o— south, one up north. i'm not surelit's locality- south, one up north. i'm not sure it's locality makes that sure if it's locality makes that mudd— sure if it's locality makes that much - difference - much of a difference and the moddoo— much of a difference and the medics-been-byj medics have been trained by orordouo— medics have been trained by previous medics.— medics have been trained by previous medics. isn't previous medics. i this isn't ddo— previous medics. i this isn't duo—ddo- previous medics. i this isn't. the—it's difficult the telegraph, so it's difficult to the telegraph, so it's difficult do—r-uod- to know whether it's just a mural— to know whether it's just a natural,-and- natural, emotional and understandable reaction to think ddoy—dmyudoro- understandable reaction to think they anywhere near they shouldn't be anywhere near dmo— they shouldn't be anywhere near duo—dro- this. but then whenever i've doom— this. but then whenever i've doom ddrod— this. but then whenever i've been fired from _ this. but then whenever i've been fired from a job, i have to ddom— been fired from a job, i have to train whoever— been fired from a job, i have to train whoever replaces me to word— train whoever replaces me to word-udoro — train whoever replaces me to| work .where-are. work out where the pens are. mod-o— work out where the pens are. that's_fired?i work out where the pens are. . that's—fired? oh, that's the end. been fired? oh, no, that's the end. been fired? oh, moldovo— that's the end. been fired? oh, moldovo. rd— that's the end. been fired? oh, no,ihave. i'll tell— that's the end. been fired? oh, no, have. i'll tell you the no, i have. i'll tell you the d— no, i have. i'll tell you the d dod— no, i have. i'll tell you the reason i got in— no, i have. i'll tell you the reason i got in trouble on the rdddo— reason i got in trouble on the rdddo-dm— reason i got in trouble on the radio in south—west radio down in the south—west once. - spectrum - radio down in the south—west once. spectrum then, once. but it's a spectrum then, is once. but it's a spectrum then, do—dddd.— once. but it's a spectrum then, is_that, whether- once. but it's a spectrum then, is that, whether this is it between that, whether this is it between that, whether this do—dor— is it between that, whether this do—dor ddodo- is just training for basic

dddmdo— is just training for basic things—needl is just training for basic. things—need to is just training for basic- things_need to know things that you'd need to know if things that you'd need to know dd—od— things that you'd need to know dd—od moddool things that you'd need to knowi if_of medics take if this new group of medics take the experience— if this new group of medics take the experience gained by the orordouo— the experience gained by the prordouo-dmd— the experience gained by the previous-and-it. previous ones and apply it propordy— previous ones and apply it properly-make. previous ones and apply it properly make the previous ones and apply it- properly-make the errors properly and not make the errors and misjudgements of the prordouo— and misjudgements of the previous lot— and misjudgements of the previous lot good. but there's doo— previous lot good. but there's also-evidence— previous lot good. but there's also evidence that will also no evidence that that will happen- — also no evidence that that will happen- -you-ro- also no evidence that that will. happen- -you-ro-rory. happen. well, you're being very, very it. steve but very steve about it. steve but i think the woke hydra. you think it's the woke hydra. you cut off one head, another emerges, this it's emerges, or in this case it's the a different the same head in a different location. can't of location. we can't get rid of wokeness institutions wokeness from our institutions or case, dangerous or in this case, dangerous gender ideology. louis well, you use it. you use the term wokeness yeah,- t.ert; . you use the term wokeness yeah, broadly. adirt; . you use the term wokeness yeah, broadly. use it. you use the term - wokeness yeah, broadly. i mean, udddoror— wokeness yeah, broadly. i mean, whatever gender i think, whatever gender madness i think, i they think they're being i think they think they're being caring and maybe we should use that word left caring because they do care. they care about ddooo— they do care. they care about ddooo dddo— they do care. they care about these kids and— they do care. they care about these kids and they- r:rt:r t ”vii; they care about these kids and they think the dddo— these kids and they think the dddo-do— these kids and they think the dddo-do do— these kids and they think the kids-to be trans.- these kids and they think the kids to be trans. yes they kids need to be trans. yes they do. — kids need to be trans. yes they do. dmo— kids need to be trans. yes they do. dddo do— kids need to be trans. yes they do. this is one— kids need to be trans. yes they do. this is one of— kids need to be trans. yes they do. this is one of the- kids need to be trans. yes they do. “ do. this is one of the worst abuses we've had. people transitioning children they transitioning children so they on puberty and on puberty blockers and surgeries , they can't go back. surgeries, they can't go back. it's one of the massive tragedies in our culture. do you want might want to know something? i might ddroo— want to know something? i might ddroo-d— want to know something? i might ddroo-d mdddd- want to know something? i might agree-i might not- agree with that. i might not ddroo— agree with that. i might not ddroo udd— agree with that. i might not agree with that. _ agree with that. i might not agree with that. but at the end of agree with that. but at the end od ddo— agree with that. but at the end od duo-ddo— agree with that. but at the end of the .the people - agree with that. but at the end of the the people who of the day, the people who ouppord— of the day, the people who ouppord dmo— of the day, the people who support this and there's a vast mddorddy— support this and there's a vast. majority—actually majority of people who actually ouooord— majority of people who actually ouppord—dom-d. i

support this. no, they don't. ddoro-o— support this. no, they don't. there's wildly— there's wildly unpopular. mod-o— there's wildly unpopular. that's-trans- there's wildly unpopular. . that's-trans people. why there's wildly unpopular. - that's-trans people. why are that's why trans people. why are they they it to they why are they allowing it to oomddmuo— they why are they allowing it to continue - because - they why are they allowing it to continue t t continue to. because tavistock got shut down. i know they've odud— got shut down. i know they've odud dorm — got shut down. i know they've shut down, .they're - grtr : i know they've shut down, they're opening grtr : i know they've shut (different they're opening grtr. : i know they've shut (different placese opening grtr. : i know they've shut (different places to pening up to different places to do ddddoromd— up to different places to do ddddoromd-.- up to different places to do different-, to- up to different places to do different-, to do- up to different places to do different , to do to different things, to do to udoodd— different things, to do to nicola sturgeon. look what happened of rights happened with the isle of rights in the radical trans in case the radical trans movement way affects movement and the way it affects children, especially, one children, especially, it's one of issues in of the most unpopular issues in the might think the country. you might think that, think honestly, i that, but i think i honestly, i think you're in a bubble. think you're living in a bubble. i the way think i think the way and i think poopdo— i think the way and i think. poopdo—dddo people don't understand this when— people don't understand this when-somebody. people don't understand this when somebody when when they hear somebody when they—fighting- when they hear somebody when they—fighting for. they hear people fighting for this— they hear people fighting for this thing,— they hear people fighting for this thing, think this thing, they think some people— this thing, they think somei people—horrible this thing, they think some. people—horrible . people think this is horrible. no one— people think this is horrible. no go— people think this is horrible. no one can go along with this. but—think- no one can go along with this. but—think thati but a lot of people think that they-re— but a lot of people think that they-re-rigm- but a lot of people think that they're right thing they're doing the right thing and— they're doing the right thing and actually— they're doing the right thing and actually helping more people than—not- than than by letting it not happen— than than by letting it not happen-just— than than by letting it not happen just jump in just one happen to just jump in just one mue— happen to just jump in just one one little correction. "car ”i; one little correction. they're saying— one little correction. they're saying nicola sturgeon's saying that nicola sturgeon's career we career has ended over this. we might it was over big might find out it was over a big campervan buried campervan and something buried in will tell. in a garden. time will tell. well, didn't help, in a garden. time will tell. l well,-didn't help, though. well, that didn't help, though. wen,— well, that didn't help, though. well-i— well, that didn't help, though. well,-i radically- well, anyway, i radically disagree— disagree with lewis, but let's move—the- disagree with lewis, but let's- move _the express. move on anyway. do the express. and—a— move on anyway. do the express. and—a mn- move on anyway. do the express. and—a who. and it seems that a man who rules— and it seems that a man who rules-us— and it seems that a man who rules us birthright rules over us all by birthright just— rules over us all by birthright just can-t— rules over us all by birthright just can't catch— rules over us all by birthright just can't catch a— rules over us all by birthright just can't catch a break. with rules over us all by birthright just can't catch a break. \wt» just can't catch a break. no, he can-t— just can't catch a break. no, he am and— just can't catch a break. no, he can't. and really , really can't. and i'm really, really surprised by this. i thought, well, what it is.7 well, you know what it is.7 you

have well, you know what it is? you have system and you have a belief system and you think, would think, well, i would have believed everybody believed that everybody cares about the royal about the about the royal family. according to the family. but according to the express of britons express, the majority of britons don't care about king charles's coronation . a shocking yougov coronation. a shocking yougov poll finds. and it is kind of shocking. it said that 64% of britons don't care very much or don't care at all, all while only 23% care a lot or care a fair amount whatever that yeah and 9% care a great deal. but to be fair, that was just— and 9% care a great deal. but to be fair, that was just dan- be fair, that was just dan women— be fair, that was just dan wootton repeatedly voting. yeah, just a— wootton repeatedly voting. yeah, just a joke— wootton repeatedly voting. yeah, just a joke .— wootton repeatedly voting. yeah, just a joke . sut— wootton repeatedly voting. yeah, just a joke . but you know the just a joke. but you know the patttsts— just a joke. but you know the patttsts wttt— just a joke. but you know the patriots will vote _ just a joke. but you know the patriots will vote will vote for that— patriots will vote will vote for that 9. — patriots will vote will vote for that 9. but— patriots will vote will vote for that 9. but isn't— patriots will vote will vote for that 9. but isn't there steve a trop— that 9. but isn't there steve a massive drop off— that 9. but isn't there steve a massive drop off in popularity tsttswtng— massive drop off in popularity following obviously the death of the outst— following obviously the death of the queen are— following obviously the death of the queen are people that tottstst— the queen are people that bothered about our bothered about sorry is our mtg.— bothered about sorry is our ttnglysu— bothered about sorry is our king.-you know,- bothered about sorry is our king. you know, just for king. but you know, just for ttttnss— balance, are people too bothered?— balance, are people too bothered? they're bothered? it seems like they're perhaps— bothered? it seems like they're perhaps hot— bothered? it seems like they're perhaps not interesting. hq perhaps not interesting. maybe this perhaps not interesting. maybe thts-thts— perhaps not interesting. maybe this-this survey- perhaps not interesting. maybe this-this survey is- this is what this survey is telling thing telling us. my favourite thing on graph the 3. on this survey graph is the 3. don't on this survey graph is the 3. dont you on this survey graph is the 3. don't you don't know, don't know if you don't know, you care. try work out you don't care. try and work out what means. however what caring means. however well, you've just entered the country— well, you've just entered the country-tsu— well, you've just entered the country you don't know where country and you don't know where you—thew- country and you don't know where you—toot who- country and you don't know wherej you _ know who the you are. you don't know who the king i think, look, some of

king is. i think, look, some of us do certainly about the us do care certainly about the bank side and bank holiday side of it. and recently, royals done recently, the royals have done well with jubilees and weddings have bank holidays. well with jubilees and weddings hatit's bank holidays. well with jubilees and weddings hatit's quite bank holidays. well with jubilees and weddings hatit's quite to nk holidays. well with jubilees and weddings hatit's quite to use|olidays. well with jubilees and weddings hatit's quite to use that tys. so it's quite easy to use that as good excuse for it. but as a good excuse for it. but i don't know what you mean. there will a certain fatigue of will be a certain fatigue of royal had royal events because we've had lots they have lots of them, but they have brought them benefits. brought with them benefits. bank i'm not too bank holidays. yeah, i'm not too hothotot. — bank holidays. yeah, i'm not too hothotot. tho— bank holidays. yeah, i'm not too bothered. the main— bank holidays. yeah, i'm not too bothered. the main draw of this event— bothered. the main draw of this event tot— bothered. the main draw of this event tot he— bothered. the main draw of this event for me is— bothered. the main draw of this event for me is meghan event for me is that meghan is not event for me is that meghan is hot—that- event for me is that meghan is hot—that tsl not coming and that that is a big— not coming and that that is a tho-thot-s- not coming and that that is a big _that's true - not coming and that that is a big-that's true of. not coming and that that is a big that's true of a big draw. but that's true of a lot big draw. but that's true of a tot-shes- big draw. but that's true of a lot-she's not- big draw. but that's true of a lot she's not here lot of events. she's not here tontght— lot of events. she's not here tonight. example, so i'm not tonight. for example, so i'm not hut— tonight. for example, so i'm not hut .— tonight. for example, so i'm not sure. but i think— tonight. for example, so i'm not sure. but i think if— tonight. for example, so i'm not sure. but i think if charles twootot— sure. but i think if charles tweeted king, sure. but i think if charles tvt he :ed king, sure. but i think if charles tvt he :editweeted king, sure. but i think if charles tvt he :editweeted out king, sure. but i think if charles tvthe:ed tweeted out something if he just tweeted out something like,— if he just tweeted out something he, .— if he just tweeted out something he, . stoht— if he just tweeted out something like, i stand with— if he just tweeted out something like, i stand with jk rowling or host—hosts- just something quite basic, i thht— just something quite basic, i thht-hhhg- just something quite basic, i think-bring a- just something quite basic, i think-bring a lot. think he could bring a lot of tho— think he could bring a lot of the population— think he could bring a lot of the population but the population on board. but those-s— the population on board. but there'slsuspicion- there's a suspicion that he's a bit there's a suspicion that he's a tot-thym- there's a suspicion that he's a bit-anyway, let's. there's a suspicion that he's a. bit-anyway, let's move bit woke. but anyway, let's move on. bit woke. but anyway, let's move ohlwo-tt— bit woke. but anyway, let's move ohlwo-tt-tho- on. but we'll stick with the express— on. but we'll stick with the homes ont— on. but we'll stick with the express and great news for hoohto— express and great news for hoopto who— express and great news for people who-use- express and great news for people who use their hands people who don't use their hands when— when driving. steve yes, motorway— when driving. steve yes, motorway without motorway driving without touohhg— motorway driving without touching will touching the steering wheel will become— touching the steering wheel will hooomo-tt-s— touching the steering wheel will become - it'slwatershed touching the steering wheel will beco ford - it's lwatershed touching the steering wheel will beco g g law. ford are bringing out this car where you can drive hands free your knees car where you can drive hands free a your knees car where you can drive hands free a lot your knees car where you can drive hands free a lot of your knees car where you can drive hands free a lot of bmw your knees car where you can drive hands free a lot of bmw drivers1ees car where you can drive hands free a lot of bmw drivers seem like a lot of bmw drivers seem to you ever, ever look in to do. if you ever, ever look in there, it's called level two, hands advanced driving hands free advanced driving assistance system. it's described as hands off, eyes on much in my local

much like the rules in my local gentleman's club. and drivers of the 2023 ford mustang mach—e electric . it's a longer title electric. it's a longer title than a russell crowe film will then be able to subscribe to this thing that lets it drive on motor on some motorways like m25 , its own steam . , mi, m4 under its own steam. you've got to pay attention. i think makes sense because think this makes sense because motorway most motorway driving is the most rule everyone goes rule based anyway. everyone goes straight forward. there's no reason unless this brake reason to stop unless this brake lights or something's coming near you. so yeah, this is the future. that machines future. is it true that machines sort of fail to perceive objects in the way we imagine? we thought it was going- " trtt; �*tztz7�* we thought it was going to t�* “69 7 we thought it was going to be easy, but thought it was going to be easy, hut os— thought it was going to be easy, hot as poohto— thought it was going to be easy, but as people like— thought it was going to be easy, but as people like jordan tototsoh— but as people like jordan peterson have— but as people like jordan peterson have said, actually hhs— peterson have said, actually humans perceive objects a humans perceive objects in a sort— sort of subjective way depending on-immediate_ sort of subjective way depending on immediate utility. so on their immediate utility. so if on their immediate utility. so ttlhtot— on their immediate utility. so ttlhtot-mug- on their immediate utility. so iprick-mug and- on their immediate utility. so if pick mug and think, if i pick up my mug and think, 0h.— if i pick up my mug and think, 0h .— if i pick up my mug and think, 0h t-o— if i pick up my mug and think, 0h t-o thht— if i pick up my mug and think, oh, i a drink water, but oh, i need a drink of water, but then— oh, i need a drink of water, but thohltouts— oh, i need a drink of water, but thenllouis-over- then if louis jumps over the test— then if louis jumps over the desk-attacks— then if louis jumps over the- desk-attacks_seems desk and attacks me, which seems thotooshgty— desk and attacks me, which seems thotooshgty-tt- increasingly probable, it suttohty— increasingly probable, it suddenly could be a weapon. and we see we see objects in a sort of we see we see objects in a sort ot tottootty— we see we see objects in a sort of radically subjective way, whtoh— of radically subjective way,- which—self—driving which might be why self—driving tots-hohhhg— which might be why self—driving cars-panning out.- which might be why self—driving cars panning out. plus, cars are not panning out. plus, those-s— cars are not panning out. plus, there's—minute. there's going to be 15 minute otttos— there's going to be 15 minute otttos-toh-t- there's going to be 15 minute cities,-don't-tol cities, so you don't have to tho— cities, so you don't have to thvolohywoy. - cities, so you don't have to drive anyway. sorry, louis. drive far anyway. sorry, louis. i drive far anyway. sorry, louis. t—tohg— drive far anyway. sorry, louis. t—tohg toht- drive far anyway. sorry, louis. i-long rant there . drive far anyway. sorry, louis. l i-long rant there and i went on a long rant there and we ton-t— i went on a long rant there and we toh-t hove— i went on a long rant there and we don't have much time for anything-— we don't have much time for

anything-briefly- anything. very briefly on this. that-s— anything. very briefly on this. thtt-sltotttty— anything. very briefly on this. that'sltotally right- anything. very briefly on this. that'sltotally right and- that's a totally right and i didn't that holding on didn't realise that holding on to was that to a steering wheel was that onerous. okay let's just quickly do french do the guardian then and french people brought people have been brought together political together from all political persuasions, in their persuasions, united in their desire not work. louis well, desire to not work. louis well, not hott— desire to not work. louis well, not wort ho— desire to not work. louis well, not work now . _ desire to not work. louis well, not work now . not- desire to not work. louis well, not work now . not working. not work now. not working. sorry, not not working in the future. not working. the future is. the french court approves macron's unpopular plan to raise the pension age. he wants to raise pension age from 62 to raise the pension age from 62 to 64, which is right in my wheelhouse, as they would say at. and but young people are protests because they don't want they want the retirement age to be at 64. but there are fewer and fewer people at 62. they want fewer and fewer people. there are fewer and fewer people who can actually pay pay it. so basically they're cutting off their young people are cutting off their own noses to spite their face there there will be fewer people to pay them by fewer people to pay for them by the time they become 62. the whole system is going to be bankrupt. okay. well, you don't look a day over 61.5 years, but i am not a big fan of macron

personally, steve. but is this tooth— personally, steve. but is this tooth tho— personally, steve. but is this tooth tho-to— personally, steve. but is this really the _to protest. but is this really the to protest on? really the issue to protest on? tho-vo— really the issue to protest on? tho-to hot— really the issue to protest on? we've had lockdowns. we've had wtth— we've had lockdowns. we've had wtth-oht— we've had lockdowns. we've had with - and .they're i with net zero, and yet they're ptotosthg — with net zero, and yet they're protesting bringing up the protesting over bringing up the hohstoh—yootsl pension age to still two years tower—vooh- pension age to still two years lower-yeah i- pension age to still two years lower yeah i mean, lower than ours. yeah i mean, tt-s— lower than ours. yeah i mean, it's difficult— lower than ours. yeah i mean, it's difficult to— lower than ours. yeah i mean, it's difficult to know which stto — it's difficult to know which| side - newspapers it's difficult to know which. side - newspapers are side to hate. newspapers are struggling don't struggling because they don't like but they like the french people, but they don't they don't don't like macron. they don't like people who strike, but they don't who upsets don't like anyone who upsets pensioners. really pensioners. so it's really difficult on pensioners. so it's really diffione. on pensioners. so it's really diffione. but on pensioners. so it's really diffione. but i on pensioners. so it's really diffione. but i suppose on pensioners. so it's really diffione. but i suppose if on pensioners. so it's really diffione. but i suppose if yom this one. but i suppose if you if retirement age if you expected a retirement age and starts to change, and then it starts to change, that's you get irked. yeah, that's when you get irked. yeah, but right. all the but you're right. of all the things protest about still things to protest about still being average seems being behind the average seems like complain. like not the thing to complain. yeah. lot of us are yeah. and a lot of us are self—employed. will be working yeah. and a lot of us are selfwenployed. will be working yeah. and a lot of us are seliwe drop.ed. will be working yeah. and a lot of us are seliwe drop.ed. \wparte working yeah. and a lot of us are seliwe drop.ed. \wpart two.'king till we drop. that's part two. hone.— till we drop. that's part two. dons-oomhg- till we drop. that's part two. done. coming up, spain goes done. but coming up, spain goes hotyohotous.— done. but coming up, spain goes poo ont— done. but coming up, spain goes poo oht why— done. but coming up, spain goes poa cave and why hamlet is like in a cave and why hamlet is like ahttow— in a cave and why hamlet is like ahttow tots. — in a cave and why hamlet is like andrew tate. see— in a cave and why hamlet is like andrew tate. see you .

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three— and 1 in 3. one, sorry, 1 in 5. three year— and 1 in 3. one, sorry, 1 in 5. three year olds_ and 1 in 3. one, sorry, 1 in 5. three year olds now have mobile phones.— three year olds now have mobile phones. souhts— three year olds now have mobile phones. sounds totally fine, stove. — phones. sounds totally fine, steve. yeah,— phones. sounds totally fine, steve. yeah, this- phones. sounds totally fine, steve. “tilt?" " phones. sounds totally fine, steve. 4116" t steve. yeah, this is one of those stories where i wish i could find way of saying could find the way of saying like, old moaning like, oh, you old people moaning about it. no, i'm in that. it's ridiculous. don't need ridiculous. they don't need phones. annoying enough ridiculous. they don't need phonethey're annoying enough ridiculous. they don't need phonethey're in annoying enough ridiculous. they don't need phonethey're in the noying enough ridiculous. they don't need phonethey're in the noyinlwith ugh when they're in the room with you. giving them the you. why are we giving them the ability you afterwards? ability to call you afterwards? but done this research but they've done this research and look at it and they want to look at it through not harms screen through not the harms of screen time, benefits basically time, but the benefits basically see this ? professor tim smith see this? professor tim smith says not all screen time is the same. yeah, true. and all same. yeah, true. and not all kids maybe just kids need phones. so maybe just don't ofcom don't the report by ofcom has looked it and said that looked into it and said that they mainly just watch videos. so tablet or so just use a tablet or something and the ofcom report says they don't know how many of these have the capacity these phones have the capacity to calls, which means to make phone calls, which means they're but kids do have they're on two. but kids do have to with tech. these to grow up with tech. these days. you know, we're all that's a point. i've got a theory a good point. i've got a theory about— a good point. i've got a theory about-because— a good point. i've got a theory about-because there- about that because there was a story— about that because there was a story the — about that because there was a story the other— about that because there was a story the other from an story the other day from an ootoss— story the other day from an actress from _ story the other day from an actress from peep show, and she saving— actress from peep show, and she saying that— actress from peep show, and she was saying that was to was saying that she was going to tots— was saying that she was going to tots-out— was saying that she was going to tots-out ot— was saying that she was going to take-out of her- was saying that she was going to take out of her school. take her kids out of her school. very— take her kids out of her school. vow—hooouso very expensive school, because hots—to- we're going to give ipads to ohttttoh— we're going to give ipads to children whereas my children over six, whereas my theory— children over six, whereas my thoohlthot— children over six, whereas my thoohlthot tt— children over six, whereas my theory that if parents are

theory is that if parents are sort— theory is that if parents are sort ot— theory is that if parents are sort ot toss— theory is that if parents are sort of less hands on, let's say the— sort of less hands on, let's say tho-whatever— sort of less hands on, let's say the whatever they're the less whatever they're tattoo,— the less whatever they're - called, _ helicopter called, middle class helicopter hotohts— called, middle class helicopter patents-ot— called, middle class helicopter parents-of maybe- called, middle class helicopter parents of maybe let parents will sort of maybe let thoh—hutl their kids have phones, but whtoh—got- their kids have phones, but which—go? will. their kids have phones, but. which—go? will they which way will it go? will they get which way will it go? will they got—they- which way will it go? will they got—they ho - which way will it go? will they. get—they be making get adhd or will they be making like get adhd or will they be making ttto—vttoos- get adhd or will they be making like _videos and- get adhd or will they be making like videos and just like the youtube videos and just just like the youtube videos and just host-ott— like the youtube videos and just host-oh tho— like the youtube videos and just just-all the online- just learning all the online sttttst— just learning all the online skills? meanwhile, kids skills? meanwhile, the posh kids are—withl are reading war and peace with no are reading war and peace with ho-stttts— are reading war and peace with ho-stttts .— are reading war and peace with no-skills . yeah.- are reading war and peace with no skills . yeah. what no relevant skills. yeah. what do no relevant skills. yeah. what to-thhh— no relevant skills. yeah. what do-think, louis? - no relevant skills. yeah. what do think, louis? do you think, louis? i think your— do you think, louis? i think you're—it! do you think, louis? i think you're it says you're right about that. it says that. that infants who that. it says that infants who had touchscreen use use a 12 had a touchscreen use use a 12 months old scored worse than certain. it's worse than people who didn't have who didn't have the screens. and maybe that's because really bad parents give their kids phones when they're infants . so it their kids phones when they're infants. so it has their kids phones when they're infants . so it has nothing to do infants. so it has nothing to do with whether they've had screens or not. it's just that they've got parents. yeah, but got rotten parents. yeah, but these got rotten parents. yeah, but those tests— got rotten parents. yeah, but these tests .they - got rotten parents. yeah, but these tests .they score. these tests that they score hath— these tests that they score hottyltoh-t— these tests that they score badly don't measure what badly in don't measure what mtght— badly in don't measure what. htght—stttt might be the most useful skill in might be the most useful skill h—ahtttty- might be the most useful skill h—ahtttty to- might be the most useful skill in _ability to whip. in the future. ability to whip yoursott—ttl in the future. ability to whip. yoursott—tt you yourself around a screen if you ooh-t— yourself around a screen if you toh-t-how— yourself around a screen if you don't-howluse- yourself around a screen if you don't how use tech, don't know how to use tech, yor— don't know how to use tech, you-ro-gothg— don't know how to use tech, you're-going to- don't know how to use tech, you're going to have job. you're not going to have a job. so you're not going to have a job. so whttst— you're not going to have a job. so whilst your— you're not going to have a job. so whilst your might be so whilst your memory might be sttghtty—os— so whilst your memory might be slightly—aslwouldl slightly not as good as it would be slightly not as good as it would ho—to— slightly not as good as it would be_to memorise- slightly not as good as it would be to memorise phone be if you had to memorise phone numbers— be if you had to memorise phone hurhhors-tho— be if you had to memorise phone numbers-the old- be if you had to memorise phone numbers the old days, numbers like in the old days, you-t— numbers like in the old days, you-t ho— numbers like in the old days, you'd be better— numbers like in the old days, you'd be better at tech and numbers like in the old days, you'd have atter at tech and numbers like in the old days, you'd have atter aaccessand numbers like in the old days, you'd have atter aaccess toi numbers like in the old days, you'd have atter aaccess to more you'd have more access to more htorrhottoh. — you'd have more access to more htorrhottoh. -._ you'd have more access to more information. _i don't- you'd have more access to more information. cit" c information. yeah, i don't know.

steve, would you give or steve, would you give your or louis actually you. well, louis actually would you. well, it's late louis it's a bit late for louis because are sort of because your kids are sort of grown. would you give kids grown. would you give your kids tech just tech at a young age? he's just over one. and he does know that the two— over one. and he does know that the two most— and he does know that the two most important things in the two most important things in tho-tho— the two most important things in the _the remote- the two most important things in the the remote control the room are the remote control ont— the room are the remote control tho—somehow- and the phone. somehow he's workst— worked out because the attention we worked out because the attention woos—h— worked out because the attention woos—h otwoys- we pay to it. so he's always tryhg— we pay to it. so he's always tryho to— we pay to it. so he's always tryho to hot— we pay to it. so he's always trying to nick our- we pay to it. so he's always trying to nick our phone. he otwoys— trying to nick our phone. he always_control| always nicks remote control so much — always nicks remote control so much _ttoht- always nicks remote control so. much._ident nickel much. we bought an ident nickel copy— much. we bought an ident nickel copy—put— much. we bought an ident nickel copy—put batteries- much. we bought an ident nickel copy put batteries in copy and didn't put batteries in it copy and didn't put batteries in tt—ooutt— copy and didn't put batteries in tt—ooutt ho- copy and didn't put batteries in it could be confused it so that he could be confused by it so that he could be confused toy—ant- it so that he could be confused hy—aht tt- it so that he could be confusedi by_and it basically by that dummy. and it basically means me and the— by that dummy. and it basically means me and the missus spend all means me and the missus spend ott-ttrho— means me and the missus spend ott-ttrho-why- means me and the missus spend all-time-whylthisl all the time going, why is this who— all the time going, why is this thhg-wo-wo- all the time going, why is this thing we've fooled thing not, oh, we've fooled ourselves more than we fooled our—ott. - ourselves more than we fooled. our—old. meanwhile, our own one year old. meanwhile, the hottes— our own one year old. meanwhile, the hohtos oro— our own one year old. meanwhile, the babies are just— our own one year old. meanwhile, the babies are just on the phone. — the babies are just on the phone. _choosingl phone. yeah, choosing the channel. see channel. all right, let's see the telegraph and the latest propaganda good propaganda aimed at our good friend taylor. propaganda aimed at our good fimean, taylor. propaganda aimed at our good fimean, these taylor. propaganda aimed at our good fimean, these people taylor. propaganda aimed at our good fimean, these people are ylor. propaganda aimed at our good fimean, these people are really i mean, these people are really ohsossot— i mean, these people are really obsessed-andrew- obsessed with andrew tate. horhtot— obsessed with andrew tate. hamlet misogynistic, like, hamlet is misogynistic, like, horhtot— hamlet is misogynistic, like, horhtot ts— hamlet is misogynistic, like, horhtot ts o— hamlet is misogynistic, like, hamlet is a misogynist, like ahtrow—.- hamlet is a misogynist, like andrew_. oxford| andrew tate claims. oxford protossor. — andrew tate claims. oxford professor. .this- andrew tate claims. oxford professor. this isn't the professor. and this isn't the totsorooh— professor. and this isn't the telegraph. and— professor. and this isn't the telegraph. and they say there's going— telegraph. and they say there's oohg-thoro-s— telegraph. and they say there's. going-there's-going going to be there's a show going to—tour,— going to be there's a show going to _four, which- to be on radio four, which i ooh-t— to be on radio four, which i toh-t-wo— to be on radio four, which i don't-we should- to be on radio four, which i don't we should be giving don't think we should be giving tatto— don't think we should be giving tooth-thy— don't think we should be giving radio any publicity at radio four any any publicity at all. radio four any any publicity at ttr-stato— radio four any any publicity at all.-state media,- radio four any any publicity at all. state media, it's all. it's the state media, it's stato— all. it's the state media, it's state propaganda and the sowtos— state propaganda and the service. they're calling service. and they're calling they-ro— service. and they're calling they're calling— service. and they're calling they're calling andrew tate a rhtsooyhtst— they're calling andrew tate a rhtsooyhtst .— they're calling andrew tate a misogynist , which he's a

misogynist, which is one he's a self—professed— misogynist, which is one he's a self—professed misogynist. he sort— self—professed misogynist. he shot ho— self—professed misogynist. he shot ho ws— self—professed misogynist. he said he was a— self—professed misogynist. he said he was a misogynist. i've oottot— said he was a misogynist. i've called myself— said he was a misogynist. i've called myself a— said he was a misogynist. i've called myself a murderer. that toosh-t— called myself a murderer. that toosh-t moth— called myself a murderer. that doesn't mean murdered doesn't mean i've murdered onyhoty— doesn't mean i've murdered| onyhoty—rhooh doesn't mean i've murdered- onyhoty—rhooh you anybody. that doesn't mean you ttth-t. — anybody. that doesn't mean you ttth-t. tt— anybody. that doesn't mean you didn't. it doesn't— anybody. that doesn't mean you didn't. it doesn't mean i tron-t.— didn't. it doesn't mean i didn't-did- didn't. it doesn't mean i didn't-did say- didn't. it doesn't mean i didn't. did say that i did didn't. but i did say that i did as o tots— didn't. but i did say that i did as a joke sometimes. and it's hostootty— as a joke sometimes. and it's basically they're— as a joke sometimes. and it's basically they're obsessed with ahtrow— basically they're obsessed with ahtrow tots — basically they're obsessed with ahtrow tots .— basically they're obsessed with andrew tate . i— basically they're obsessed with andrew tate . i don't know what andrew tate. i don't know what the wort— andrew tate. i don't know what the word misogynist means. it .— the word misogynist means. it . thow— the word misogynist means. it means i know what it means heeouse— means i know what it means heeouse .— means i know what it means because i looked— means i know what it means because i looked it up. it means sorhehoty— because i looked it up. it means somebody who— because i looked it up. it means somebody who hates women. but the-ts— somebody who hates women. but the-ts thet— somebody who hates women. but the-is that most- somebody who hates women. but the is that most men the truth is, is that most men do the truth is, is that most men to hot— the truth is, is that most men to hot hote— the truth is, is that most men do not hate women. an and women ththt— do not hate women. an and women thht thet— do not hate women. an and women thht that men— do not hate women. an and women think that men an— do not hate women. an and women think that men an are misogynistic- think that men an are misogynistic if they don't have a misogynistic if they don't have t 900d_ misogynistic if they don't have a good relationship with their tether— a good relationship with their tether ont— a good relationship with their father and or— a good relationship with their father and or they don't have a hoytrteht. — father and or they don't have a hoytrteht. so— father and or they don't have a boyfriend. so i— father and or they don't have a boyfriend. so i think it comes trom— boyfriend. so i think it comes trorh o— boyfriend. so i think it comes from a bitterness— boyfriend. so i think it comes from a bitterness thing. c from a bitterness thing. it's got— from a bitterness thing. it's got speottto— from a bitterness thing. it's got specific now. _ from a bitterness thing. c gt» t �*" rt. sure. from a bitterness thing. c gt t �*" rt. sure. about got specific now. sure. about any got specific now. sure. about ohy ot— got specific now. sure. about ohy ot thot. — got specific now. sure. about any of that. but— got specific now. sure. about any of that. but but- gt t �*" »t. sure. about any of that. but but but gt». t �*" »t. sure. about any of that. but but but hasn't thts— any of that. but but but hasn't thts perso— any of that. but but but hasn't this person discredited himself anyway,— this person discredited himself ohywoy. stewee— this person discredited himself anyway, steve? because it's we,— anyway, steve? because it's the-.— anyway, steve? because it's the- 0r— anyway, steve? because it's the- or ts— anyway, steve? because it's like,-. or is it- anyway, steve? because it's like, . or is it actually a like, okay. or is it actually a worhoheltt— like, okay. or is it actually a woman? it professor emma woman? is it professor emma srhtth— woman? is it professor emma srhtth hos— woman? is it professor emma smith has discredited herself heeouse— smith has discredited herself because-okay,- smith has discredited herself because okay, we because it's like, okay, we tor-t— because it's like, okay, we don't know because it's like, okay, we don' else know because it's like, okay, we don' else we know because it's like, okay, we don' else we don't know because it's like, okay, we don' else we don't like know who else we don't like shakespeare.- who else we don't like shakespeare. and then on to shakespeare. and then goes on to say shakespeare. and then goes on to soy-there— shakespeare. and then goes on to say .there-boring- shakespeare. and then goes on to say there boring parts shakespeare. and then goes on to sa'shakespeare boring parts shakespeare. and then goes on to sa'shakespeare you oring parts shakespeare. and then goes on to sa'shakespeare you shouldarts shakespeare. and then goes on to sa'shakespeare you should skip of shakespeare you should skip and of shakespeare you should skip the they— of shakespeare you should skip and they shouldn't the three and they shouldn't do the three hour—philistine,l hour version. yeah, philistine, surety. — hour version. yeah, philistine,

surety. _ththt- hour version. yeah, philistine, surely. _think in- hour version. yeah, philistine, surely. _think in partl surely. well, i think in part of this maybe trying this story is just maybe trying to interest in to get more interest in shakespeare saying, you shakespeare by saying, do you know characters know who one of his characters is? someone from the is? a bit like someone from the news? it's like news? hey, kids, it's like a supply teacher trying to get you to story. hey, this is to read the story. hey, this is really also because really cool. but also because teachers— really cool. but also because teachers hate— ”tags t but also because teachers hate andrew tate and they—sort- teachers hate andrew tate and they—sort ot- they do classes to sort of return— they do classes to sort of retrain _kids- they do classes to sort of retrain-kids out. they do classes to sort of. retrain-kids out-his retrain watch kids out of his content.— retrain watch kids out of his content. but— retrain watch kids out of his content. but you're trying content. but this you're trying to—to— content. but this you're trying to—to tune- content. but this you're trying to_to tune into- to get people to tune into a retro— to get people to tune into a rotto- — to get people to tune into a radio- iimagine- to get people to tune into a radio- iimagine thisj to get people to tune into a. radio- iimagine this is radio show. i imagine this is the interesting angle when you radio show. i imagine this is the ithroughig angle when you radio show. i imagine this is the ithrough theigle when you radio show. i imagine this is the ithrough the list when you radio show. i imagine this is the ithrough the list often you radio show. i imagine this is the ithrough the list of people read through the list of people who there are some who are on it. there are some right voices as well right wing voices as well discussing some discussing these things, some right i imagine right leaning voices i imagine they'd to called. so they'd prefer to be called. so i don't of this is just they'd prefer to be called. so i dormichael of this is just they'd prefer to be called. so i dormichael goveof this is just they'd prefer to be called. so i dormichael gove is this is just they'd prefer to be called. so i dormichael gove is there; just they'd prefer to be called. so i dormichael gove is there saying pr michael gove is there saying shakespeare was conservative and they've work they've also managed to work in will wasn't smug will self in case it wasn't smug and enough. and by the and annoying enough. and by the way, just and annoying enough. and by the woyltust got— and annoying enough. and by the way-rust got some— at»: g g and by the way, just got some breaking way, we just got some breaking .— way, we just got some breaking t-tt— way, we just got some breaking t-tt ts— way, we just got some breaking news. i it is relevant news. i think it is relevant thts— news. i think it is relevant thts-thout- news. i think it is relevant this-about the- news. i think it is relevant this about the bbc you this this is about the bbc you rust— this this is about the bbc you just mentioned— this this is about the bbc you just mentioned bias. we just just mentioned its bias. we just heart— heard that elon musk has called the-tett— heard that elon musk has called the-left-following- heard that elon musk has called the left following that the bbc left wing following that wrot— the bbc left wing following that viral interview— the bbc left wing following that viral interview where they asked htrh— viral interview where they asked htrh-ouesttoh- viral interview where they asked him question about him that silly question about there-s— there's lots of sexist and rootst— there's lots of sexist and roost-rhy- there's lots of sexist and racist - my for. there's lots of sexist and racist-my for feed racist things on my for you feed the-ctoytoh — racist things on my for you feed the-clayton-and. racist things on my for you feed. the-clayton-and then the james clayton said. and then he—shgte- he couldn't cite a single exempte— he couldn't cite a single example musk he couldn't cite a single- example-musk-branded example of musk has branded him left example of musk has branded him tett—oereee- example of musk has branded him tett—ogreee .- example of musk has branded him tett—ogreee . ho- example of musk has branded him left—agree? i no i- left wing. do you agree? i no i ton-t— left wing. do you agree? i no i don't-because- left wing. do you agree? i no i don't because because it's don't agree because because it's rust— don't agree because because it's tust the— don't agree because because it's just the difference— don't agree because because it's

just the difference in in interviewing— just the difference in in interviewing styles from arherteoh— interviewing styles from american interviewers and hrtttsh— american interviewers and british interviews and british tht— british interviews and british and americans— british interviews and british and americans don't understand how— and americans don't understand how hrtttsh— and americans don't understand how british interviewing works. hrtttsh— how british interviewing works. british interviewing— how british interviewing works. british interviewing is- how british interviewing works. british interviewing is the- british interviewing is the interviewer takes the opposite position to what he almost like a devil's advocate position, they think because because the right because like elon musk believes a certain thing. so they have to pretend that they don't believe that thing. so when elon musk heard this, he thought , oh, when elon musk heard this, he thought, oh, these same thing. if you google , if you google the if you google, if you google the adversarial position obe only slight problem. elon musk is south— slight problem. elon musk is south african. _ slight problem. elon musk is south african. .there's- south african. so there's oetuotty— south african. so there's actually american involved. south african. so there's actuamericansierican involved. south african. so there's actuamericansiericar understand. but americans don't understand. but americans don't understand. hut-tut— but americans don't understand. hut-tutlthows— but no, but he knows the american google american system. if you google ben where he was ben shapiro where he was interviewed by andrew neil and andrew he accused andrew andrew neil, he accused andrew neil of being left wing. left wing, . okay. good point. wing, yeah. okay. good point. what— wing, yeah. okay. good point. what to— wing, yeah. okay. good point. what to you— wing, yeah. okay. good point. what do you think,— g “41th?" okay. good point. what do you think, steve? i ooh-t— what do you think, steve? i toh-t-the- what do you think, steve? i don't-the bbc- what do you think, steve? i don't-the bbc is. what do you think, steve? i don't the bbc is as left don't know if the bbc is as left wing— don't know if the bbc is as left wing os— don't know if the bbc is as left wing os-ts— don't know if the bbc is as left wing as-is saying. - wing as elon is saying. certtthty— wing as elon is saying. certainly-knows. wing as elon is saying. certainly-knows this certainly elon knows that this is what you need do is exactly what you need to do if you to get your name if you want to get your name trending again. when i used trending again. but when i used to on a show the bbc, we to work on a show on the bbc, we saw complaint list. one saw the complaint list. one week. i got quite a lot of

complaints with some the complaints with some of the jokes, bbc in one week jokes, but the bbc in one week received many complaints for received as many complaints for being left leaning as it did for being right leaning. there is an effect. like confirmation effect. it's like a confirmation bias. something bias. if someone says something that you don't that you agree with, you don't even that's even even count that. that's not even data. course, someone says data. of course, someone says you disagree with how this you disagree with how dare this thing for have thing i'm paying for have that voice well, on my voice on it. well, i'm on my shoe.— voice on it. well, i'm on my stte.|thought— voice on it. well, i'm on my side.ithought he- »t.»t; . well, i'm on my side. thought he totally side. i thought he totally humiliated— humiliated that guy. but let's move-tht— humiliated that guy. but let's move-and-times. humiliated that guy. but let's move and times and move on and do the times and hott— move on and do the times and hott ot— move on and do the times and half of spanish— move on and do the times and half of spanish people are essentially. _ half of spanish people are essentially. . rt; half of spanish people are essentially. . »t; “cir? t half of spanish people are essentially. “41th?" half of spanish people are essentially. / essentially. steve yeah, half of spaniards approve of polyamory. so men , the survey , the state so men, the survey, the state run centre for socio logical investigations, found that nearly half of spaniards approve of they've called it in the times, juggling multiple sexual partners , which is a mental partners, which is a mental image that wasn't ready for this evening. approve of evening. they approve of it. it's the same as doing it. it's not the same as doing it. like in theory, i'm a very accomplished lover, the lack accomplished lover, but the lack of opportunity held back of opportunity held me back somewhat. wonder they somewhat. but no wonder they need in the afternoon. need a nap in the afternoon. don't put yourself down, steve. teth— don't put yourself down, steve. veoh that-s— don't put yourself down, steve. yeah, that's what— don't put yourself down, steve. yeah, that's what bothered me about— yeah, that's what bothered me ohout—turhs- yeah, that's what bothered me about—turns out. about this story. it turns out shew— about this story. it turns out shew ot— about this story. it turns out 94.6% of practise monogamy. 94.6% of them practise monogamy. they-re— they're just saying they're okay.— they're just saying they're. otoy. —out okay. they're just chilled out

about— okay. they're just chilled out- ohout—they-re about answering surveys. they're about answering surveys. they're o—tht— about answering surveys. they're o—thtlheohtel a chilled out kind of people. they-re— a chilled out kind of people. they're-actually- a chilled out kind of people. they're actually it a chilled out kind of people.- they're-actually-it . they're not actually doing it. n..— they're not actually doing it. we. they-re— they're not actually doing it. no, they're not. _ they're not actually doing it. no, they're not. and- they're not actually doing it. no, they're not. and only- they're not actually doing it. no, they're not. and only 5% said were involved with said they were involved in with three people, which is three or more people, which is which more. it's which is just one more. so it's not that major. nobody nobody believes in in whatever it is more palmeri. palmeri nobody . more palmeri. palmeri nobody. it's like it's like the children's program . is that is children's program. is that is that bad? ballymore yeah , which that bad? ballymore yeah, which is at least two partners, isn't it? ballymore from the is at least two partners, isn't- it? ballymore from the latin. if it? ballymore from the latin. n r.— it? ballymore from the latin. tt ., tt— it? ballymore from the latin. tt ., tt .— it? ballymore from the latin. tt ., tt . were— it? ballymore from the latin. if i, if i were stephen- it? ballymore from the latin. if i, if i were stephen allen, i would have a proper joke for would have a properjoke for that. yeah just imagine lewis schaffer saying a proper joke at schaffer saying a properjoke at the end of the day . at the end the end of the day. at the end of the day, i think one, as woody allen said , one mother is woody allen said, one mother is enough. okay well, you could rust— enough. okay well, you could tust thoohe— enough. okay well, you could just imagine me— g 0wa well, you could just imagine me doing a slick tht— just imagine me doing a slick tht here— just imagine me doing a slick link here and— just imagine me doing a slick link here and let's be the teteoroph— link here and let's be the telegraph now.- link here and let's be the telegraph now. and until tonight r-onlv_ telegraph now. and until tonight lohty perso— telegraph now. and until tonight ,-only personiknew- telegraph now. and until tonight , only person knew who , the only person i knew who thet— , the only person i knew who theolo— , the only person i knew who lived-a cave _ , the only person i knew who lived a cave lewis. lived in a cave was lewis. tewts— lived in a cave was lewis. tewts. — lived in a cave was lewis. tewts. teth— lived in a cave was lewis. lewis. yeah,-thisl lived in a cave was lewis.| lewis. yeah,-this is. lived in a cave was lewis.- lewis. yeah,-this is. this lewis. yeah, well, this is. this is story because it is a fantastic story because it actually a is a real story actually is a is a real story is. yeah. finally because because some woman went down into a cave and she spent 500 days a cave and she said she

days in a cave and she said she didn't want to leave. she was down there. they took her. i guess they took away her watch. they all kind of they took away all all kind of access to outside world. and access to the outside world. and she just said went it kind of she just said it went it kind of went that. and they went like that. and then they tested her circadian rhythm rhythms. she said the key to rhythms. and she said the key to spending time the dark with spending time in the dark with nothing to do just to focus nothing to do is just to focus on what you're doing, son. it's like dismissive. some woman went town— like dismissive. some woman went down o— like dismissive. some woman went down o teth— like dismissive. some woman went down a cave. yeah, you're- . some woman went down a cave. yeah, you're not tor— down a cave. yeah, you're not tor ott— down a cave. yeah, you're not tor ott. she— down a cave. yeah, you're not far off. she went— down a cave. yeah, you're not far off. she went down and spent too— far off. she went down and spent too-ewe. — far off. she went down and spent too-ewe. she- far off. she went down and spent 500-cave. she said- far off. she went down and spent 500 cave. she said it 500 days in a cave. she said it tett— 500 days in a cave. she said it tett-ohe— 500 days in a cave. she said it felt-one night.— felt like one night. steve heeouse— felt like one night. steve. because—stayed felt like one night. steve because—stayed the because she always stayed in the present. — because she always stayed in the present-radically- present. like lewis radically stoythg— present. like lewis radically stoyhg—tol present. like lewis radically stoythg—to ohi staying in the present to an otmost— staying in the present to an almost insane— staying in the present to an almost insane degree. o" almost insane degree. oh, the power— almost insane degree. oh, the power ot— almost insane degree. oh, the power ot how— almost insane degree. oh, the power of now written about power of now is written about lewis. that. no, lewis. i'll give you that. no, i totally this totally agree. but this is because i'm mainly by because i'm mainly crippled by my so the my introversion in life. so the idea getting away people my introversion in life. so the iithis getting away people my introversion in life. so the iithis isgetting away people my introversion in life. so the iithis is it'sing away people my introversion in life. so the iithis is it's whenever people my introversion in life. so the iithis is it's whenever i people my introversion in life. so the iithis is it's whenever i watchrple , this is it's whenever i watch films where prisoners are threatened solitary threatened with solitary confinement, i understand confinement, i don't understand why yes, why they're not like, yes, please, from please, let's get away from people so, the idea of people. so, yeah, the idea of 500 days down in a cave , as long 500 days down in a cave, as long as they take supplies. but but, you if they sent a woman you know, if they sent a woman down there, personal. down there, nothing personal. they woman there. they sent a woman down there. art— they sent a woman down there. aht that-s— they sent a woman down there. and that's what's— they sent a woman down there. and that's what's the joke. �*fwtt;

and that's what's the joke. we try. wow,— and that's what's the joke. we try. wow the— and that's what's the joke. we tidy. now, the joke— and that's what's the joke. �*fwtt; . »: now, the joke is that you tidy. now, the joke is that you sent— tidy. now, the joke is that you sent o— tidy. now, the joke is that you send a man down.— . »: now, the joke is that you send a man down. he's like thhtho— send a man down. he's like thhtho 0h— send a man down. he's like thinking, oh my— send a man down. he's like thinking, oh my god. 500 days away— thinking, oh my god. 500 days away trom— thinking, oh my god. 500 days away trorh rhy— thinking, oh my god. 500 days away from my wife. gt g away from my wife. i was going to ent— away from my wife. i was going to end this story before lewis got himself job. apparently we have video of her out have a video of her coming out of that right? here of the cave. is that right? here we and came out, we go. and when she came out, she need a shower, which she said, i need a shower, which makes after 500 days, makes sense. after 500 days, possibly two showers, i don't know. crazy . yeah. i mean, know. go crazy. yeah. i mean, that you isn't that is what you think, isn't it? it's a woman coming out of a cave. exactly like cave. she looks exactly like she's been a cave for 500 she's been in a cave for 500 days, ? yeah. okay. that's days, dazed? yeah. okay. that's probably that. let's probably enough of that. let's do now. a story do the male now. and a story involving a couple of words. i'm not sure we can say it on the 5 am. repeat vatican and probe. a.m. repeat vatican and probe. steve vatican will probe steve vatican academy will probe mystical phenomena around the world, including weeping statues , stigmata, ghost sightings. ooh, this is like someone's trythe— ooh, this is like someone's tryho to— ooh, this is like someone's trying to pitch— ooh, this is like someone's trying to pitch another netflix toeurhehtory. — trying to pitch another netflix documentary. they'll get sorhethhe— documentary. they'll get something out of this. this speetottst— something out of this. this specialist observatory which is stru— specialist observatory which is out-.— specialist observatory which is still . authenticity by still waiting. authenticity by the church— still waiting. authenticity by the church will— still waiting. authenticity by the church will evaluate and study— the church will evaluate and study apparitions . and when they study apparitions. and when they ton-t— study apparitions. and when they toh-t tht— study apparitions. and when they toh-t ttht thy— study apparitions. and when they don't find any explanation for it, don't find any explanation for t, wett— don't find any explanation for t, we-tt use— don't find any explanation for it, we'll use that— don't find any explanation for it, we'll use that lack of ewtehee — it, we'll use that lack of evidence as— it, we'll use that lack of evidence as proof the

evidence as proof that the ortehot— evidence as proof that the original-was- evidence as proof that the original-was well original thought was right. well that souts— original thought was right. well that sounds very— original thought was right. well that sounds very cynical, steve. it that sounds very cynical, steve. tt ts. — that sounds very cynical, steve. tt ts. there— that sounds very cynical, steve. it is. there-someone- that sounds very cynical, steve. it is. there-someone here. - it is. there is someone here. it's science. i'm it's not science. i'm a christian. so let's let's let's be there someone here be fair. there is someone here that found a virgin that said they found a virgin mary that could cry tears of blood also multiply gnocchi blood and also multiply gnocchi and very and pizza, which is very convenient great convenient in italy as a great for business. but for opening of business. but my perhaps take is perhaps protestant take here is the already believe in the catholics already believe in transubstantiation that the blood and the crackers literally become the body and blood of christ. so is this that of christ. so is this that much of a louis? it isn't. a leap? louis? no, it isn't. what i found was interesting is that— what i found was interesting is that they— what i found was interesting is that they sett— what i found was interesting is that they call it— what i found was interesting is that they call it they don't sett— that they call it they don't eott tt— that they call it they don't call it miracles,- that they call it they don't call it miracles, which is the whteh— call it miracles, which is the which-religious- which is the religious thing that— which is the religious thingi that—they which is the religious thing- thot—they eott that god was involved. they call it-phenomenon- that god was involved. they call it-phenomenon ,- that god was involved. they call it-phenomenon , is- that god was involved. they call it phenomenon , is that it mystical phenomenon, is that these— it mystical phenomenon, is that these oeopte— it mystical phenomenon, is that these people, the— it mystical phenomenon, is that these people, the church doesn't hoot— these people, the church doesn't hoot uh— these people, the church doesn't even back up their— these people, the church doesn't even back up their own belief system — even back up their own belief system .— even back up their own belief system . vou— even back up their own belief system . you have— even back up their own belief system . you have to prove system. you have to prove a rhtroete.— system. you have to prove a rhtroete. ah— system. you have to prove a miracle. am i— system. you have to prove a miracle. am i right? i see miracle. am i right? no. i see what—stuntsl miracle. am i right? no. i see. what—sounds like miracle. am i right? no. i see- what_sounds like a what you mean. it sounds like a sort of channel five show from the phenomena. the nice mystical phenomena. like fill some like we're trying to fill some airtime. if you're talking heads, steve, you could probably airtime. if you're talking herit. steve, you could probably airtime. if you're talking herit. i'm e, you could probably airtime. if you're talking herit. i'm availableild probably airtime. if you're talking herit. i'm available forprobably airtime. if you're talking herit. i'm available for thetably do it. i'm available for the. voiceover. _ but voiceover. let's be honest. but yeah,— voiceover. let's be honest. but yeah-strtte- voiceover. let's be honest. but yeah,-strike me- voiceover. let's be honest. but yeah,-strike me as. yeah, it doesn't strike me as proper— proper science. sciencey - sotenee—thhes science, because these things, if science, because these things, tt—you- science, because these things, tt—you ost- if you whatever you ask a ouesttoh— if you whatever you ask a question that— if you whatever you ask a question that the person you're osthe— question that the person you're osthg tt— question that the person you're osthg tt to— question that the person you're asking it to can't— question that the person you're asking it to can't answer, that

toesh-t— asking it to can't answer, that toesh-t prowe— asking it to can't answer, that doesn't prove right. ?g asking it to can't answer, that doe prove right. 3g asking it to can't answer, that doe : right. 3 g asking it to can't answer, that doe : right.~tr»t. t it's not supposed to be science . it's church that's not the . it's the church that's not the point. well, we should give the cothottes— point. well, we should give the catholics, right?— point. well, we should give the catholics, right? but— well, we should give the catholics, right? but yeah, tet-s— catholics, right? but yeah, let's follow _ catholics, right? but yeah, let's follow the - catholics, right? but yeah, let's follow the science he stghs. — let's follow the science he shoes. so — let's follow the science he signs. so that's- let's follow the science he signs. so that's part in signs. so that's part three in the— signs. so that's part three in the-hut— signs. so that's part three in the-hut-uhl signs. so that's part three in the-but-up, the signs. so that's part three in- the-but-up, the man the bag. but coming up, the man who— the bag. but coming up, the man who-hhs— the bag. but coming up, the man who-his seagull— the bag. but coming up, the man who his seagull like a dog who walks his seagull like a dog or—toots— who walks his seagull like a dog or—toots ute- who walks his seagull like a dog or_looks like bird. or the frog that looks like bird hoo. — or the frog that looks like bird hoo. tht— or the frog that looks like bird poo. and-killed- or the frog that looks like bird poo. and killed 18,000 poo. and the that killed 18,000 sows—hawtho- poo. and the that killed 18,000| cows. _having fun. cows. our producers having fun. at teost— cows. our producers having fun. at teost see— cows. our producers having fun. at least see you— cows. our producers having fun. at least see you .—

in two. well i in two. i well come i in two. - well come back l to two. - well come back to l to two. — well come back to the final part of headliners.— well come back to the final part of headliners. let's— well come back to the final part of headliners. let's kick off wtth— of headliners. let's kick off wtth the— of headliners. let's kick off with the mirror— of headliners. let's kick off with the mirror and cow may have ttttet— with the mirror and cow may have killed thousands— with the mirror and cow may have killed thousands of— with the mirror and cow may have killed thousands of cows. is thts— killed thousands of cows. is thts the— killed thousands of cows. is this the new— killed thousands of cows. is this the new bat— killed thousands of cows. is this the new bat in a wet market theory,— this the new bat in a wet market theory. tewtse — this the new bat in a wet market theory, lewis? well,— this the new bat in a wet market theory, lewis? �*ftt�*»t;.. theory, lewis? well, you know what? this is? as non what? this is? this is as non a story as the bats in wet story as the bats in the wet market thing . that was a huge market thing. that was a huge story. was one of the story. that was one of the hueest— story. that was one of the hugestlhistory. - 5.03 that was one of the hugest history. \wt» ttfr.rtr”y that was one of the hugest history. \rrtr hugest in history. no, that wt— hugest in history. no, that wasn't the huge story. the bats part anyway, so it was part was not. anyway, so it was an that killed 18,000 an explosion that killed 18,000 cows, which sounds like a lot of cows, which sounds like a lot of cows bless them and we

cows. and god bless them and we miss and maybe just miss them. and maybe it was just a them. maybe it was. a big miss them. maybe it was. did you know of them? well did you know some of them? well i did you know some of them? well . soutt— did you know some of them? well . soutt howe— did you know some of them? well i could have eaten— did you know some of them? well i could have eaten some of them. mayhe— i could have eaten some of them. maybe tt— i could have eaten some of them. maybe tt wes— i could have eaten some of them. maybe tt tust. — i could have eaten some of them. maybe it was just. but— i could have eaten some of them. maybe it was just. but-you- maybe it was just. but but you know made for an know something? it made for an incredible was incredible barbecue that was texans do barbecues. texans know how to do barbecues. really well. but it's so so really well. but it's so it's so bs because basically says bs because basically it says an explosion was ignited by their farts . first of all, the methane farts. first of all, the methane doesn't come out of the butt. it comes out of the right. it's burped out number one, and it was. and farts don't ignite anything. something ignites the methane . if it was ignited this methane. if it was ignited this way . so it wasn't so it's way. so it wasn't so it's totally wrong . and 18,000 cows totally wrong. and 18,000 cows is not a lot of cows . i know it is not a lot of cows. i know it sounds like a lot of cows, but it's not a lot of cows. there are 69. there are 89 million cows in the in the united states at any given time. steve, do you want at any given time. steve, do you wont to— at any given time. steve, do you want to correct— at any given time. steve, do you want to correct him _ at any given time. steve, do you want to correct him on- want to correct him on ewerythho— want to correct him on everything now? \wtr ”rtrtxgr want to correct him on— everything now? no, really. this is time you've really is the first time you've really nailed that science. the doesn't ignite, but you need an ignition nailed that science. the doesn't ignite, tot you need an ignition nailed that science. the doesn't ignite, tot yo overzd an ignition nailed that science. the doesn't ignite, tot yo over the n ignition source to get over the activation barrier of breaking up shooting activation barrier of breaking up out shooting activation barrier of breaking up out bombs. you're ng

fire out of the bombs. you're thinking of dragons? - fire out of the bombs. you're thinking of dragons? dragons are ttttereht. — thinking of dragons? dragons are different. this dragons, different. if this were dragons, then explosion. then this is more explosion. this though, is pure this headline, though, is pure victim . yeah, they they victim blaming. yeah, they they . yeah, they farted . maybe if . yeah, they farted. maybe if you didn't break wind so much, you'd still be alive. and you know what? they're so happy. they— know what? they're so happy. they hosteotty— know what? they're so happy. they basically the— 7 they're so happy. they basically the vegan crowd are they basically the vegan crowd orelhoooy— they basically the vegan crowd tare-happy- oil— they basically the vegan crowd are happy. oh, look, the cows are so happy. oh, look, the cows are so happy. oh, look, the cows ore-0h— are so happy. oh, look, the cows ore-0h-tust.- are so happy. oh, look, the cows are-oh,-just. they. are dying. oh, they just. they rust.— are dying. oh, they just. they rust-rust.— are dying. oh, they just. they rust-_tust-hotel just. they're just. they hate cows. _every they. cows. they like every they theoretically— cows. they like every they theoretically like every other animal,— theoretically like every other animal, hut— theoretically like every other animal, but they hate cows. the weehse— animal, but they hate cows. the wheees went— animal, but they hate cows. the vegans want cows— animal, but they hate cows. the vegans want cows to _ animal, but they hate cows. the vegans want cows to die. - animal, but they hate cows. the vegans want cows to die. is your point. they vegans want cows to die. is your point . they do, because we don't point. they do, because we don't if point. they do, because we don't ttitoh-t— point. they do, because we don't ttitoh-t teet— point. they do, because we don't if.don't feed them,— point. they do, because we don't if.don't feed them,-are. if we don't feed them, how are they— if we don't feed them, how are they-to— if we don't feed them, how are they-to-theyl they supposed to live? they eh-t— they supposed to live? they eth-t oohhe— they supposed to live? they ain't gonna-i- they supposed to live? they ain't gonna-i think. they supposed to live? they. ain't gonna-i think this ain't gonna live. i think this is doddie. think is doddie. i think. i think that's weird. i was when it first out, i thought, is first came out, i thought, is this one of weird attacks first came out, i thought, is thi farming weird attacks first came out, i thought, is thi farming we're weird attacks first came out, i thought, is thi farming we're seeing?tacks first came out, i thought, is thi farming we're seeing? iles first came out, i thought, is thi farming we're seeing? i just on farming we're seeing? i just think mean. got think it's a bit mean. cows got blamed climate change. now blamed for climate change. now they're this. blamed for climate change. now lhjusl! this. blamed for climate change. now thjust doesn't this. blamed for climate change. now thjust doesn't really this. blamed for climate change. now thjust doesn't really add this. blamed for climate change. now thjust doesn't really add upiis. blamed for climate change. now thjust doesn't really add up to it just doesn't really add up to me. i don't believe. do you really believe this was the cause? can't cause? i mean, i can't no, i speculate in a satirical way. i do possibly believe it was the cause they might have do possibly believe it was the cause bad they might have do possibly believe it was the cause bad thin might have do possibly believe it was the cause bad thin the|ht have do possibly believe it was the cause bad thin the barns. i banned bad fans in the barns. i mean, i watch the things i don't trow— mean, i watch the things i don't know-rust— mean, i watch the things i don't thow-tust to— mean, i watch the things i don't know, .just to .to - know, just just to add to that. i know, just just to add to that. . weer.— know, just just to add to that. . tt— know, just just to add to that. i mean, if these- know, just just to add to that. i mean, if these cows- know, just just to add to that. i mean, if these cows were still out the field the old way

out in the field or the old way of you couldn't really of farming, you couldn't really build blow build up enough methane to blow up there is a up this many. so there is a point about modern farming that it's indoors. can i just ask you a it's indoors. can i just ask you e ouesttohe— it's indoors. can i just ask you a question? because- . : can i just ask you a question? because you're mr. thow—tt—attt— a question? because you're mr. knowthis?\ll,- a question? because you're mr. knowthis? this- a question? because you're mr. knowthis? this took place have this? this took place between— have this? this took place between amarillo lubbock between amarillo and lubbock in the-panhandle.- between amarillo and lubbock in the panhandle. the is the north panhandle. the pan is etreety—texes.- the north panhandle. the pan is already-texas. howl already too long of texas. how rhehy— already too long of texas. how many panhandles? already too long of texas. how. many-panhandles? no many states have panhandles? no the — many states have panhandles? no the how— many states have panhandles? no the how mehy— many states have panhandles? no idea. how many is- many states have panhandles? no idea. .7’ how many idea. how many is it? how many stetese— idea. how many is it? how many stetese wo— idea. how many is it? how many states? no idea.- idea. how many is it? how many states? no idea. we- idea. how many is it? how many states? no idea. we find- idea. .7’ how many states? no idea. we find people out there.— states? no idea. we find people out there. how- states? no idea. we find people out there. how many states in arhertee— out there. how many states in arhertee-e— out there. how many states in america a panhandle. i america? that's a panhandle. i eh—wewersi america? that's a panhandle. i. eh—wewers tust can answer how many viewers just turret— can answer how many viewers just turret-we. vou— can answer how many viewers just turned-no. you know- can answer how many viewers just turned \wtr you know how turned off? no. you know how rhehy— turned off? no. you know how rhehy stetes— turned off? no. you know how many states.pan?- turned off? \wtr you know how many states pan? every many states have pan? every stete— many states have pan? everyi state-because state has panhandles because her— state has panhandles because thetr—h- state has panhandles because thetr—h eweryl state has panhandles because their|and-in every. state has panhandles because their and they in every state has panhandles because their and they needin every state has panhandles because their and they need a every state has panhandles because their and they need a pan.( state and they need a pan. hrtttteht— state and they need a pan. brilliant people are me, brilliant people are telling me, tet-s—oh- let's definitely move on, though. — let's definitely move on, though. so— let's definitely move on, though. r:rtr though. so let's do the telegraph. with another frog disguising a poo disguising itself as a bird poo joke. we're doing the joke. lewis we're doing the telegraph. another telegraph. it's another frog disguising itself as bird poo story. aren't sick of this story. aren't we sick of this narrative this is narrative by now? steve this is ewotuttoh— narrative by now? steve this is evolution-best.- narrative by now? steve this is evolution-best. the- evolution at its best. the mother— evolution at its best. the mother nature - evolution at its best. the mother nature , this poor frog. i mother nature, this poor frog. i reetty— mother nature, this poor frog. i reetty ,— mother nature, this poor frog. i mean, really , in- mother nature, this poor frog. i mean, really , in many ways an mean, really, in many ways an ewotuttoh— mean, really, in many ways an ewotuttoh ts— mean, really, in many ways an ewotuttoh ts e— mean, really, in many ways an evolution is a lottery and some out— evolution is a lottery and some out the— evolution is a lottery and some come out the other- evolution is a lottery and some come out the other end like an eeete— come out the other end like an eeote her-este— come out the other end like an eagle majestic this frog to make tt-s— eagle majestic this frog to make tt-s hot— eagle majestic this frog to make sure it's not eaten- eagle majestic this frog to make sure it's not eaten in papua new euthee— sure it's not eaten in papua new euthee toots— sure it's not eaten in papua new guinea looks like- sure it's not eaten in papua new guinea looks like bird poop

heese— guinea looks like bird poop because other- guinea looks like bird poop because other animals will be going— because other animals will be going erouht— because other animals will be going around. i'm- because other animals will be going around. i'm not going to eat going around. i'm not going to eet thet— going around. i'm not going to eat that. last- going around. i'm not going to eat that. last time that, eat that. last time i did that, it eat that. last time i did that, tt testet— eat that. last time i did that, it tasted .came- eat that. last time i did that, it tasted came out the back it tasted like came out the back eht— it tasted like came out the back ehtle— it tasted like came out the back ehtle ttrt. — it tasted like came out the back end.a bird..they- it tasted like came out the back end a bird. they hide in end of a bird. so they hide in preh— end of a bird. so they hide in huh-hy— end of a bird. so they hide in plain-by evolving- end of a bird. so they hide in plain by evolving in the plain sight by evolving in the serhe-thet— plain sight by evolving in the same that moths try and same way that moths try and went— same way that moths try and were h— same way that moths try and blend in with- same way that moths try and blend in with their tree colour. thts—huhei this poor frog looks like bupa bupa-— this poor frog looks like bupa huhe. tt-s— this poor frog looks like bupa bupa. it's called- this poor frog looks like bupa bupa. it's called crater bupa. it's called the crater wouhteh— bupa. it's called the crater. mountain-and mountain tree hole, frog and tree— mountain tree hole, frog and tree hote— mountain tree hole, frog and tree hole. makes- mountain tree hole, frog and tree hole. makes this whole thhe— tree hole. makes this whole thho worse— tree hole. makes this whole thing worse, it? .. tree hole. makes this whole. thinpredators.it? but will tree hole. makes this whole thin : it? .. tree hole. makes this whole the predators just adapt to like, bird poo and be able to seek it out? and a lot of ehtrhets— seek it out? and a lot of animals like- seek it out? and a lot of animals like like- . rt»...7’ and a lot of animals like like bird poo, rheyhe.— animals like like bird poo, rheyhelt-tt— animals like like bird poo, maybe..i'll tell- animals like like bird poo, maybe. i'll tell you maybe. but i'll tell you somethhe— maybe. but i'll tell you . something. -beings, maybe. but i'll tell you- something.-beings, sorry maybe. but i'll tell you- sonhuman.-beings, sorry maybe. but i'll tell you- sonhuman.-do eings, sorry maybe. but i'll tell you- son human. -do eing samey for human beings do the same three. — for human beings do the same three. we— for human beings do the same three. we toot— for human beings do the same thing. we look at.- for human beings do the same thing. we look at. look at how the— thing. we look at. look at how the amher— thing. we look at. look at how like amber heard- thing. we look at. look at how like amber heard became heeutttut— like amber heard became beautiful make people beautiful to make people eohwheet— beautiful to make people convinced . she - beautiful to make people convinced she was a lovely convinced that she was a lovely herso — convinced that she was a lovely person. -exactly- convinced that she was a lovely person. -exactly the. person. that is exactly the same. let's do the metro now. and a man in lancashire who takes his seagull for a walk makes of my northern makes me proud of my northern heritage. louis this is heritage. louis yeah, this is thts— heritage. louis yeah, this is this.another- heritage. louis yeah, this is this.another one- heritage. louis yeah, this is this.another one of- g louis yeah, this is this another one of those this is another one of those stortes. — this is another one of those stores. the— this is another one of those stories. the guy- this is another one of those stories. the guy was caught wetthe— stories. the guy was caught walking-street. walking down the street in hteetooot— walking down the street in hteetpoot ,— walking down the street in blackpool , which to, blackpool, which i've been to, whteh— blackpool, which i've been to, whteh ts— blackpool, which i've been to, which is l lovely - blackpool, which i've been to, which is lovely town , and in which is a lovely town, and in teheeshtret— which is a lovely town, and in lancashire, holding to lancashire, holding on to a hotthe— lancashire, holding on to a hotthe to— lancashire, holding on to a holding to on- lancashire, holding on to a holding to on a- lancashire, holding on to a holding to on a what do you call it, holding to on a what do you call tt, seagullr— holding to on a what do you call it, seagull, mate.- holding to on a what do you call it, seagull, mate. a- holding to on a what do you call it, seagull, mate. a seagull. a seeeutt— it, seagull, mate. a seagull. a seagull. which,- it, seagull, mate. a seagull. a seagull. which, to- it, seagull, mate. a seagull. a seagull. which, to according the

hewshepert— seagull. which, to according the newspaper, according to the metro— newspaper, according to the metro ,— newspaper, according to the metro . ts— newspaper, according to the metro , is beloved seagulls are metro, is beloved seagulls are hetowet— metro, is beloved seagulls are hetowet h— metro, is beloved seagulls are beloved in blackpool. they're not — beloved in blackpool. they're not tt— beloved in blackpool. they're not rt seys. — beloved in blackpool. they're not. it says. it- beloved in blackpool. they're not. . it says it right not. it says. it says it right here.— not. it says. it says it right here. no,— not. it says. it says it right here. no, tt— not. it says. it says it right here. no, it doesn't.- not. . it says it right here. no, it doesn't. it says it rteht— here. no, it doesn't. it says it rtoht here.— here. no, it doesn't. it says it rtoht here. tt— here. no, it doesn't. it says it right here. it says.- here. no, it doesn't. it says it right here. it says. it says we towe— right here. it says. it says we tore — right here. it says. it says we love we. well,- right here. it says. it says we love we. well, we- right here. it says. it says we love we. well, we love seagulls here.— love we. well, we love seagulls here. thts— love we. well, we love seagulls here. this looks- love we. well, we love seagulls here. this looks like a really het— here. this looks like a really bad version- here. this looks like a really bad version of- here. this looks like a really bad version of abbey road. “cir?“ bad version of abbey road. yeah . tut— bad version of abbey road. yeah . tut you— bad version of abbey road. yeah . hut you trow— bad version of abbey road. yeah , but you know what?- bad version of abbey road. yeah , but you know what? the b—side . do you know what? can i just hotht— . do you know what? can i just hotht oute— . do you know what? can i just poht oute cer— . do you know what? can i just point out? can i- do you know what? can i just point out? can i just point out thet— point out? can i just point out thet .— point out? can i just point out thet . here.— point out? can i just point out thet . here. .— point out? can i just point out that i have. i know that i ttth-t— that i have. i know that i didn't mention- that i have. i know that i didn't mention this for the hut— didn't mention this for the hut .— didn't mention this for the cows, but i have my new calendar eorhhe— cows, but i have my new calendar eorhhe uh,— cows, but i have my new calendar eorhtho .p, whteh— cows, but i have my new calendar coming up, which is- cows, but i have my new calendar coming up, which is which you orter et— coming up, which is which you can order at my- coming up, which is which you can order at my patreon thing. it can order at my patreon thing. tt-tohe— can order at my patreon thing. tt-tohe hy— can order at my patreon thing. tt-tohe hy tuey- can order at my patreon thing. it.done by lucy .- can order at my patreon thing. it done by lucy . lucy harman it was done by lucy. lucy harman is it was done by lucy. lucy harman ts tertestte— it was done by lucy. lucy harman is fantastic. woman- it was done by lucy. lucy harman is fantastic. woman who designed it. is fantastic. woman who designed tt. so— is fantastic. woman who designed tt. so you— is fantastic. woman who designed tt. so you eoutt— is fantastic. woman who designed it. so you could could it. so you could you could pre—orter— it. so you could you could pre-order rhy— it. so you could you could pre—order my calendar. it's 12. pre—order my calendar. it's12. etey. — pre—order my calendar. it's12. etey. tz— pre—order my calendar. it's12. otey. rz hoot — pre—order my calendar. it's12. okay. 12 dodi off- pre—order my calendar. it's12. okay. �*iz�*r thrr: . pre—order my calendar. it's12. okay. �*iz’ thrr: . �*vw�*rt; "rt; okay. 12 dodi off time. we're focusing on the seagull. but, steve, any comment? 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let's do the express and not sure producers have sure why the producers have placed in placed this horrific story in the but it's the funny section, but it's about eating dog. steve yeah, the dog festival the chinese dog meat festival is going ever going to be bigger than ever before. and to try and attract tourtsts— before. and to try and attract tourtsts they— before. and to try and attract tourists, they want- ”rt; and to try and attract tourists, they want to put on a show— tourists, they want to put on a show . attract- tourists, they want to put on a show attract tourists. show to attract tourists. i tor-t— show to attract tourists. i don't think _ show to attract tourists. i don't think china understands whet— what tourists are probably wehtho— wanting, probably not to see the dog-vou— wanting, probably not to see the too-you eoutt— wanting, probably not to see the dog you could then later dog that you could then later eet. — dog that you could then later eet. tht— dog that you could then later eet. art-you— dog that you could then later. eat. and .you - maybe eat. and also, you know, maybe lay eat. and also, you know, maybe hey—tots— eat. and also, you know, maybe hey—tots ot- eat. and also, you know, maybe lay-lots of live- lay off having lots of live ehtrhets— lay off having lots of live animals hanging around that you can animals hanging around that you oer-three— animals hanging around that you eeh-ttrhe tor— animals hanging around that you can -time for it.- animals hanging around that you can time for it. bad, can eat. bad time for it. bad, het—thetl bad pr, lewis anything that wont— bad pr, lewis anything that wont get— bad pr, lewis anything that wont get us— bad pr, lewis anything that won't get us in- bad pr, lewis anything that won't get us in trouble on this. the — won't get us in trouble on this. the e— won't get us in trouble on this. the e eet— won't get us in trouble on this. i'm a cat person,- won't get us in trouble on this. i'm a cat person, okay?- won't get us in trouble on this. rt.rt. t“ 7 they are i'm a cat person, okay? they are tasty. oh, yeah. i'm i mean, you feel for people . i mean, over feel for people. i mean, over the— feel for people. i mean, over the, these— feel for people. i mean, over time, these these- �*7rt;rt;. i mean, over time, these these chinese pewter— time, these these chinese peopler they've- time, these these chinese people, they've gone through rough— people, they've gone through some rough times and they had to eat some rough times and they had to eet sorhethhe— some rough times and they had to eat something and- some rough times and they had to eat something and they grew. they— eat something and they grew. they grew— eat something and they grew. they grew e— eat something and they grew. they grew a fondness for liking thts— they grew a fondness for liking thts tht— they grew a fondness for liking thts the ot— they grew a fondness for liking this kind of food.— they grew a fondness for liking this kind of food. we eat crazy toot.— this kind of food. we eat crazy food.-lobster- this kind of food. we eat crazy food.-lobster and. this kind of food. we eat crazy food. lobster and shrimp food. we eat lobster and shrimp eht— food. we eat lobster and shrimp eht eth— food. we eat lobster and shrimp eht ett-ot— food. we eat lobster and shrimp and all.of horrible.- food. we eat lobster and shrimp and all of horrible. 'j r: and all sorts of horrible. did you— and all sorts of horrible. did you-they-we— and all sorts of horrible. did you -they've been- and all sorts of horrible. did you they've been through you mean they've been through some rough times and we eat broccoli rough, can i say? he said like a dog. broccoli rough, can i say? he said-like a dog. rough| said rough like a dog. rough the— said rough like a dog. rough ttte-tt-s— said rough like a dog. rough like-it's good- said rough like a dog. rough like it's good you like a joke. it's good you rhtsset— like a joke. it's good you rhtsset ht.— like a joke. it's good you missed it. can- like a joke. it's good you missed it. can you keep your eorhety— missed it. can you keep your comedy down? - missed it. can you keep your comedy down? i- missed it. can you keep your comedy down? t“ comedy down? i mean, i know this is supposed to be comedy is supposed to be a comedy program, supposed to program, but it's supposed to have that, too. all

have more than that, too. all right? it's like calendars, like calendars we do. you mentioned my calendar . calendars we do. you mentioned my calendar. i've got i've got january. we have no time for thts. — january. we have no time for thts. tt-s— january. we have no time for thts. we not— january. we have no time for this. it's not going- january. we have no time for this. it's not going to be this size, probably. let's do some etwee— size, probably. let's do some etwee oh— size, probably. let's do some advice on how- size, probably. let's do some advice on how to- let's do some advice on how to behave online trom— advice on how to behave online trorh ot— advice on how to behave online trorh otiheohtet— advice on how to behave online from of people, the from of all people, the guardian. - from of all people, the guardian. �*ft�*rt;.. from of all people, the. guardian. -well , i from of all people, the- guardian. -well , i didn't guardian. lewis well, i didn't read this entire thing because guardian. lewis well, i didn't readdone entire thing because guardian. lewis well, i didn't readdone i1tire thing because guardian. lewis well, i didn't readdone i do. thing because guardian. lewis well, i didn't readdone i do. people )ecause guardian. lewis well, i didn't readdone i do. people don't.3 i've done i do. people don't. i think the key thing is it's a huge article . you can go i would huge article. you can go i would actually recommend that people read this and so you don't have to that's that's you had to that's that's like you had lewis, you had one job. you had one what lewis, you had one job. you had one—what this. lewis, you had one job. you had one _what this is. one was basically what this is for the— one was basically what this is for the viewer. _ one was basically what this is for the viewer. i— one was basically what this is for the viewer. i can tell this is-a— for the viewer. i can tell this is-a guardian- for the viewer. i can tell this is a guardian think is kind of a guardian think piece— is kind of a guardian think piece on— is kind of a guardian think piece on how— is kind of a guardian think piece on how to behave online , piece on how to behave online, which— piece on how to behave online, which-ironic— piece on how to behave online, which-ironic when- which is quite ironic when you-ve— which is quite ironic when you've-people- which is quite ironic when you've people like owen you've got people like owen jones— you've got people like owen. jones—what jones working for you. but what wa—on thisl was your take, steve, on this lovely—say- was your take, steve, on this. lovely—say things lovely advice? they say things “ke— lovely advice? they say things iiie geeeip— lovely advice? they say things like gossip caution. that's like gossip with caution. that's quie— quite good advice in general. veeii— quite good advice in general. yeah—is- yeah exactly. lots of it is coming up with rules like make your it's online, coming up with rules like make your it it's online, coming up with rules like make your it cool. it's online, coming up with rules like make your it cool. does�*s online, coming up with rules like make your it cool. does itonline, coming up with rules like make your it cool. does it make, coming up with rules like make your it cool. does it make much play it cool. does it make much sense? and then never unfollow? no unfollow have seen no unfollow some. have you seen people online? some of them deserve a mute or deserve an unfollow or a mute or a no, just makes a block? no, it just makes people you know what? people angry. and you know what? if people angry. and you know what? ii-ieiiew— people angry. and you know what? if-follow them,- people angry. and you know what? if-follow them, they- if you wont follow them, they eeuii — if you wont follow them, they eeuii ie — if you wont follow them, they could be really— if you wont follow them, they could be really good people

having—ei- could be really good people having-at the- could be really good people. having-at the other having a bad day at the other side— having a bad day at the other side ei— having a bad day at the other side of e— having a bad day at the other side of a darkened roomi somewhere—of side of a darkened room- somewhere_of the somewhere in the rest of the peepie—oiiiinel people are all right online. emine— people are all right online. online.-have- people are all right online. online. have tendency online. they have a tendency of being— online. they have a tendency of being saying— online. they have a tendency of being enging en— online. they have a tendency of being saying or seemingly saying neniiie— being saying or seemingly saying horrible things. _ being saying or seemingly saying horrible things. okay well, gei— horrible things. okay well, gei ie — horrible things. okay well, we've got to go- horrible things. okay well, we've got to go to the papers. innin— we've got to go to the papers. inane-snow. — we've got to go to the papers. that's-show. thanks,- we've got to go to the papers. that's the show. thanks, lewis. my that's the show. thanks, lewis. my lewis just my tactic with lewis is just mute actually mute him. don't actually unfollow because he gets unfollow him because he gets offended. all right. let's offended. all right. so let's have the papers. so have a look at the papers. so you i don't. lewis. you really. no, i don't. lewis. in— you really. no, i don't. lewis. i-n-neniying- you really. no, i don't. lewis. i-n-neniying io- you really. no, i don't. lewis. i'm-replying to you. i you really. no, i don't. lewis.- i'm-replying to you. how i'm always replying to you. how genie— i'm always replying to you. how genie-inni— i'm always replying to you. how could _think that?- i'm always replying to you. how could _think that? so . could you even think that? so let's daily mail and let's do the daily mail and fears if doctors and fears of chaos if doctors and nurses strike together. the fears of chaos if doctors and nurse telegraphjether. the fears of chaos if doctors and nurse telegraph hasar. the fears of chaos if doctors and nurse telegraph has nurses to daily telegraph has nurses to target in extreme target a&e in most extreme strike yet guardian nursing strike yet guardian nursing strike could go on until christmas. the mirror goes with coronation crackdown. fairly dull story about security . the dull story about security. the times nurses set for more strikes. and finally, the daily star french nikkhah whether lusthaus warning and that is pretty much it for the show. thanks to stephen allen and lewis schaffer . and i reckon i'm lewis schaffer. and i reckon i'm back tomorrow on the panel . so back tomorrow on the panel. so join us again at 11 pm. or if you're watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. and thanks for everyone who's been

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departments, intensive care and