next good evening. i'm tatiana sanchezin good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez in newsroom. sanchez in the newsroom. merseyside have said 118 merseyside police have said 118 people have been arrested following disruption caused at the grand national. protesters crossed the track at aintree, breaching security fences with at least two people glueing themselves to a jump, which aintree officials have described as reckless. the animal rising group says the event is cruel, with 60 horses dying at the festival over the past 23 years. three horses died during this year's three day event. the latest a hill 16 racehorse who suffered a heavy fall at the

first fence. health secretary steve barclay says fresh nurses strikes would have a deeply concerning impact on emergency services and cancer care. the government is under pressure to prevent the most extreme strike yet after members of the rcn rejected the latest pay offer. members voted against a 5% pay rise, meaning nhs nurses in emergency departments, intensive care and cancer wards will take industrial action for the first time. the 48 hour walkout will start on the 30th of april, but 74% of unison members voted to accept the same offer . accept the same offer. meanwhile, royal mail has reached a pay deal with the communication workers union. in a statement , the cwu said the a statement, the cwu said the agreement will be considered by the executive kyiv of the union before being voted on by the union's membership. details on that agreement are expected next week . the shadow armed forces

week. the shadow armed forces minister has told gb news the blind eye is being turned to predators around parliament. luke pollard has described westminster as the most unprofessional workplace he's encountered. speaking to gloria de piero, the mp who recently announced he'll step back from politics, says victims of abuse and bullying repeatedly being let down. i still don't think westminster is a safe place to work, especially for many of the young members of staff that mps employ. and we young members of staff that mps employ . and we know that there employ. and we know that there are employ. and we know that there predators— employ. and we know that there are predators around— c; and we know that there are predators around westminster that are— are predators around westminster that are sometimes is allowed to continue— that are sometimes is allowed to tonttnue to— that are sometimes is allowed to tonttnue to or— that are sometimes is allowed to continue to or a— that are sometimes is allowed to continue to or a blind eye tumet— continue to or a blind eye tumet .— continue to or a blind eye turned . and— continue to or a blind eye turned . and i— continue to or a blind eye turned . and i want to see that turned. and i want to see that changed— turned. and i want to see that changed because— turned. and i want to see that changed because i think westminster— changed because i think westminster should embody the very— westminster should embody the very test— westminster should embody the very test ot— westminster should embody the very best of our— westminster should embody the very best of our country. it stoutt— very best of our country. it stoutt te— very best of our country. it should be a— very best of our country. it should be a place that people tsptte— should be a place that people tsptte tor— should be a place that people tsptte tor to— should be a place that people aspire for to get— should be a place that people aspire for to get elected to, ant— aspire for to get elected to, and tnen— aspire for to get elected to, and then want— aspire for to get elected to, and then want to change the nont— and then want to change the wont tnn — and then want to change the world from a— and then want to change the world from a position of strength-— world from a position of strength. and - world from a position of strength. and i'm afraid at the moment— strength. and i'm afraid at the moment sometimes moment i sometimes feel westminster— moment i sometimes feel westminster the of moment i sometimes feel- westminster-the-of the westminster lets the rest of the country— westminster lets the rest of the country town. — westminster lets the rest of the country down. you— westminster lets the rest of the country down. 4:3. tan?“ westminster lets the rest of the country down. /t:::t. tit?" country down. you can see that full interview with the shadow armed forces minister luke pollard gloria meets tomorrow pollard on gloria meets tomorrow at 6 pm. demonstrate raters

have gathered in london's trafalgar square to protest against the expansion of the ultra low emission zone. if it goes ahead , drivers in outer goes ahead, drivers in outer london will have to pay £12.50 a day if their vehicles don't meet emission standards . five emission standards. five conservative led council have launched legal action against those plans. but the mayor of london's office calls the challenge costly and misguided and argues the proposal is life saving . tv online dab+ radio and saving. tv online dab+ radio and on tune in this is gb news. now it's over to headliners . it's over to headliners. hello and welcome to c : hello and welcome to headliners. i'm nik and welcome to headliners. i'm ntt onen— and welcome to headliners. i'm ntt ntxon ant— and welcome to headliners. i'm nik dixon and we— and welcome to headliners. i'm nik dixon and we have a very twent— nik dixon and we have a very ttvene penet— nik dixon and we have a very diverse panel tonight all the way— diverse panel tonight all the way tnn — diverse panel tonight all the way from scotland. c i way from scotland. it's bruce nevttn— way from scotland. it's bruce devlin and all the way from her boat. it's parked just outside. it's cressida wesson, seven

seconds in, straight in there. so sorry. bruce cresta lives on a boat . we don't really talk a boat. we don't really talk about it. oh, no, i know, because i met cressida for the first time at a gig in leeds recently. and she talked about the recently. and she talked about tne nont— recently. and she talked about the boat then,— recently. and she talked about the boat then, and— ”eec: and she talked about the boat then, and she is nonttng— the boat then, and she is nonttng tn— the boat then, and she is working on her- the boat then, and she is working on her own version of teste— working on her own version of tone ant— working on her own version of tone and jim— working on her own version of rosie and jim the— working on her own version of rosie and jim the musical. oh tn— rosie and jim the musical. oh t-n-tno— rosie and jim the musical. oh t-n-tnt nave- rosie and jim the musical. oh i'm two have bonded. i'm glad you two have bonded. then.— i'm glad you two have bonded. tnen. about— i'm glad you two have bonded. then. about boats. _ i'm glad you two have bonded. then. about boats. i- i'm glad you two have bonded. ’“ti“ about boats. titit“ c then. about boats. i don't remember any of that. there was a lot of wine. i don't know a lot of red wine. i don't know other things. all right, well, tet-s— other things. all right, well, tet-s-n— other things. all right, well, tet-s-n quick- other things. all right, well, let's-a quick look- other things. all right, well, let's-a quick look at. let's have a quick look at. tomorrow's—then let's have a quick look at- tomorrow's_then the tomorrow's front pages, then the sunny— tomorrow's front pages, then the suntny—nttn- sunday telegraph goes with tentty— sunday telegraph goes with tentty smatt— sunday telegraph goes with deadly smart motorways scrapped. stunts— deadly smart motorways scrapped. sounds-reasonable- deadly smart motorways scrapped. sounds reasonable idea. sounds like a reasonable idea. natt— sounds like a reasonable idea. mail—declares- sounds like a reasonable idea. mail declares mail mail on sunday declares mail on suntan— mail on sunday declares mail on suntan saves— mail on sunday declares mail on sunday, saves the _ sunday, saves the grand tatttnnt.— sunday, saves the grand national..bit- sunday, saves the grand national. bit boasting national. a bit of boasting men.— national. a bit of boasting- men-cancer— there. the times breast cancer etn— there. the times breast cancer ttn ant— there. the times breast cancer ttn nnt 650— there. the times breast cancer erg and 650 deaths under the snotttgnt— erg and 650 deaths under the snotttgnt .— erg and 650 deaths under the snotttgnt . tne— erg and 650 deaths under the spotlight . the observer has nhs spotlight. the observer has nhs ants— spotlight. the observer has nhs tnsn deepen— spotlight. the observer has nhs crisis deepen as— spotlight. the observer has nhs crisis deepen as nurse plans nega— crisis deepen as nurse plans nege ente— crisis deepen as nurse plans mega strike. the— crisis deepen as nurse plans mega strike. the sunday express royals— mega strike. the sunday express royals en— mega strike. the sunday express royals on brink— mega strike. the sunday express royals on brink of— mega strike. the sunday express royals on brink of collapse and ttnetty— royals on brink of collapse and ttnetty tne— royals on brink of collapse and finally the star— royals on brink of collapse and finally the star live and let ott— finally the star live and let an ant— finally the star live and let diy and that's— finally the star live and let diy and that's about m15 tnngtng— diy and that's about m15 tnngtng tn— diy and that's about m15 bringing in people who are good at on.— bringing in people who are good at on. tneee— bringing in people who are good at diy. those were— bringing in people who are good at diy. those were the papers .

at diy. those were the papers. so at diy. those were the papers. so tet-e— at diy. those were the papers. so tet-e sten— at diy. those were the papers. so let's start with— at diy. those were the papers. so let's start with the tetegnnn— so let's start with the tetegnnn .— so let's start with the telegraph . and smart motorways telegraph. and smart motorways are telegraph. and smart motorways teete— telegraph. and smart motorways teetty ten— telegraph. and smart motorways are deadly for drivers. in fact, tney-ve — are deadly for drivers. in fact, tney-ve teen— are deadly for drivers. in fact, they've been called death traps . ten,— they've been called death traps . new, tn— they've been called death traps . new, t-n ne— they've been called death traps . now, i'm no expert, but that sonnet— . now, i'm no expert, but that sonnet net,— . now, i'm no expert, but that sounds bad, bruce. i think it is net— sounds bad, bruce. i think it is net .— sounds bad, bruce. i think it is net . net— sounds bad, bruce. i think it is net . net ne— sounds bad, bruce. i think it is bad. had one job?— sounds bad, bruce. i think it is bad . had one job.7 well, yeah. bad. had one job.7 well, yeah. ant— bad. had one job.7 well, yeah. ant they-ve— bad. had one job.7 well, yeah. and they've really— bad. had one job.7 well, yeah. and they've really mucked- bad. had one job.7 well, yeah. and they've really mucked it up but to the where quite but to the point where quite seriously, know, people have seriously, you know, people have died. i think being died. the youngest i think being an he was the an eight year old, he was the son of meera naran and, and she has been fighting since his passing in 2018 for justice has been fighting since his passing in 2018 forjustice on passing in 2018 for justice on this now they're called smart motorways but we were discussing it before we came on kind of thing taken away the hard shoulder is anything but smart, to be perfectly honest with you, because if there is a collision or an accident, there's nowhere for the traffic to go. it's about cost saving,- about cost saving, isn't it.7 tt-s— about cost saving, isn't it.7 tt-s ven— about cost saving, isn't it.7 tt-s very nect— about cost saving, isn't it.7 it's very much like- about cost saving, isn't it.7 it's very much like where i live. i call it smart accommodation when there just isn't enough space. yeah. are you sort of more c ti 3 i tv/tinit“ are you sort of more concerned about eman— you sort of more concerned about enen eenetee — you sort of more concerned about smart canals? smart— you sort of more concerned about smart canals? i 7’ smart canals? smart canals? tt-e— smart canals? smart canals? tt-e tutt— smart canals? smart canals? tt-e just a— smart canals? smart canals? tt-e tnet a te— smart canals? smart canals? tt-e tnet e tt-e e— smart canals? smart canals? it's just a it's a boat- smart canals? i“ it's just a it's a boat joke. tn— it's just a it's a boat joke. t-n sorw- — it's just a it's a boat joke. i'm sorry. that's- it's just a it's a boat joke. i'm sorry. g: c i'm sorry. that's good. it's good. be hard for i'm sorry. g: c 3: be hard for wide i'm sorry. that's good. it's- good. be hard for wide beams. vent.— good. be hard for wide beams. vent. wny— good. be hard for wide beams. vent. why not?— good. be hard for wide beams. yeah, why not? yeah, they're mad, aren't they? smart netenteye. — mad, aren't they? smart motorways. -ever- mad, aren't they? smart- motorways. -ever thought it

motorways. who ever thought it nee-vent.— motorways. who ever thought it was-yeah. everyone. was smart? yeah. everyone thought to have, thought we were going to have, like, this radical self—driving cars, smart motorways. it's all been a cars, smart motorways. it's all been -a fantasy. - cars, smart motorways. it's all been-a fantasy. i- cars, smart motorways. it's alli been-a fantasy. i mean, been a bit of a fantasy. i mean, tnte— been a bit of a fantasy. i mean, tnte teen— been a bit of a fantasy. i mean, tnte ttee, tt-e— been a bit of a fantasy. i mean, this idea, it's self— been a bit of a fantasy. i mean, this idea, it's self driving cars-struggle. this idea, it's self driving- cars-struggle because cars actually struggle because tne— cars actually struggle because t-ve-ttte— cars actually struggle because t-ve-ttte tne- cars actually struggle because i've-like the last- i've said this like the last two ntgnte— i've said this like the last two ntgnteltne— i've said this like the last two nights-the-so- i've said this like the last two nights the so sorry to nights on the show. so sorry to everyne tut— nights on the show. so sorry to everyone, but actually humans nereetve— everyone, but actually humans perceive objects— everyone, but actually humans perceive objects in this entteettve— perceive objects in this subjective way depending on what tnetr— subjective way depending on what tnetr nttttty— subjective way depending on what their utility is, _ subjective way depending on what their utility is, right? so tneee—tntl their utility is, right? so. those _ but they those are tissues, but they tente— those are tissues, but they center-te— those are tissues, but they eentt-te e- those are tissues, but they could be a weapon if i hit could also be a weapon if i hit you— could also be a weapon if i hit you ever— could also be a weapon if i hit you tne— could also be a weapon if i hit you over the head— could also be a weapon if i hit you over the head them. so you over the head with them. so for you over the head with them. so ter exempte— you over the head with them. so for example,-that_ you over the head with them. so for example,-that i- you over the head with them. so for example, that i would. for example, not that i would. so for example, not that i would. se-netnt— for example, not that i would. se-netnt yen— for example, not that i would. so point you wouldn't you're so the point you wouldn't you're rtgnt. — so the point you wouldn't you're ngnt. tney-ve— so the point you wouldn't you're ngnt. tney-ve-te- right. they've struggled to tenet—eenei right. they've struggled to- teach_same thing. teach machines the same thing. so teach machines the same thing. se-neve— teach machines the same thing. se-neve tnte— teach machines the same thing. so-have this really- so we can have this really tneretttty— so we can have this really incredibly—itl incredibly smart ai, but it cant— incredibly smart ai, but it cent-wry- incredibly smart ai, but it can't-way out. incredibly smart ai, but it can't way out of incredibly smart ai, but it. can't-way out of the can't work its way out of the ennteert. — can't work its way out of the current. se— can't work its way out of the cupboard. so i— can't work its way out of the cupboard. so i think it's neperentty— cupboard. so i think it's apparently self—driving cars are men— apparently self—driving cars are nnen—tnen- apparently self—driving cars are much _than we - much further off than we tnengnt. — much further off than we - thought. _what thought. all right. but what about hoovers then? about the robotic hoovers then? good point. i need to do more research. basically,— i: i need to do more research. basically, i'm at eeneet— research. basically, i'm at school—schooll research. basically, i'm at- school_school having school in primary school having to know— school in primary school having to know there _ school in primary school having to know there turtle, to know there was a turtle, vveent— to know there was a turtle, wasn't-think- to know there was a turtle, wasn't-think you. to know there was a turtle,| wasn't-think you had to know there was a turtle,- wasn't-think you had to wasn't it? i think you had to put the numbers and make it put the numbers in and make it crawl across the floor, basically. are we, turtle? well, not a real turtle. it was a like robotic hoover. a bit like a robotic hoover. oh, right. okay. basically, i've watched one jordan peterson video and i think i understand it now. you're the

it now. but you're right, the hoovers, i the are it's hoovers, i think the are it's much deadly situation. much less deadly situation. i think self—driving think the thing is self—driving cars can't anticipate cars they can't anticipate problems we problems as easily as we thought. i understand that. thought. no, i understand that. but then can these hoovers what attent— but then can these hoovers what trout-peter— but then can these hoovers what trout-peter rt— but then can these hoovers what about - pets? if - got - about the pets? if you've got neute— about the pets? if you've got tense-tntnge- about the pets? if you've got house things like that, house cats and things like that, i house cats and things like that, t—tnev,— house cats and things like that, t—tnev, yen-ve- i mean, you know, you've dismantled— i mean, you know, you've- dismantled-argument. dismantled my whole argument. okay.— dismantled my whole argument. okay-terry— dismantled my whole argument. otny. -eerry attent- okay. well, i'm sorry about tnet— okay. well, i'm sorry about tnet. — okay. well, i'm sorry about tnet. terry— okay. well, i'm sorry about that. early in— okay. well, i'm sorry about that. early in the- well, i'm sorry about that. “ okay. well, i'm sorry about that. early in the show. let's have at the mail on have a look at the mail on sunday, then cressida on sunday, then cressida mail on sunday, then cressida mail on sunday alerted by sunday after being alerted by our undercover team's investigation, police make a arrests and foil vegan mob trying people's race. trying to ruin people's race. so. on sunday is so. so the mail on sunday is ettner— so. so the mail on sunday is either saved— so. so the mail on sunday is either saved grand national either saved the grand national or either saved the grand national er-et— either saved the grand national er-et e— either saved the grand national or-of a snitch. - either saved the grand national or-of a snitch. i- or it's a bit of a snitch. i ten-t— or it's a bit of a snitch. i ten-t tnev. — or it's a bit of a snitch. i don't know. what- or it's a bit of a snitch. i don't know. what do you think i'm i'm you a grand national person? no, not at all. i'm a bit of an animal loving softie. it's a part of me. i kind of emphasise with them. yeah. no, i feel sorry for the _ emphasise with them. yeah. no, i feel sorry for the horses- feel sorry for the horses teeenee— feel sorry for the horses because they - feel sorry for the horses because they haven't really done enytntng— because they haven't really done rnytntng wng— because they haven't really done anything wrong, they? and anything wrong, have they? and etner— anything wrong, have they? and etner-rttten— anything wrong, have they? and other-ridden and- other than be ridden and sometimes— other than be ridden and sometimes the death that ever sometimes to the death that ever nrppenet— sometimes to the death that ever happened-wet,- sometimes to the death that ever happened-well, no,- happened to you? well, no, tnettty, — happened to you? well, no, luckily, bruce,— happened to you? well, no, luckily, bruce, but some people happened to you? well, no, lucki saying,a, but some people happened to you? well, no, lucki saying, well, some people happened to you? well, no, lucki saying, well, actuallytople happened to you? well, no, lucki saying, well, actually the; were saying, well, actually the nones— were saying, well, actually the horses are _really- were saying, well, actually the horses are really well. horses are treated really well. and—people- horses are treated really well. i and _ people i twitter and then other people on twitter inevitably . so other people inevitably. so other people there people there were other views. people said, actually some said, no, there actually some of them just racing and

them are just red for racing and they're terribly badly. they're treated terribly badly. so sure this. i so i'm not sure about this. i mean, although know, i'm all mean, although you know, i'm all for foiling of vegan mob, which is a male headline. don't is such a male headline. don't like vegan mobs. well, like these vegan mobs. well, i remember it's like these vegan mobs. well, i remember-it's not- like these vegan mobs. well, i. remember-it's not horses, remember vegan. it's not horses, but remember vegan. it's not horses, tut tnere— remember vegan. it's not horses, tut tnere vee— remember vegan. it's not horses, tut tnere e— remember vegan. it's not horses, but there was a restaurant i tntnt— but there was a restaurant i think-brighton- but there was a restaurant i think brighton was it fidenza think in brighton was it fidenza or think in brighton was it fidenza er—tnet. - think in brighton was it fidenza er—tnet. ant- or something like that. and veanee— or something like that. and veange ant— or something like that. and vegans and cubbon playing noises tren— vegans and cubbon playing noises treneaeee-n— vegans and cubbon playing noises from-houses. now- from slaughter houses. now i understand— from slaughter houses. now i understand that— from slaughter houses. now i understand that if people are naeetenate— understand that if people are passionate about a cause, but you— passionate about a cause, but you cant— passionate about a cause, but you cant ename— passionate about a cause, but you can't shame people out on a satartay— you can't shame people out on a satartay ter— you can't shame people out on a saturday for their— you can't shame people out on a saturday for their lunch. no. surety— saturday for their lunch. no. surety te— saturday for their lunch. no. surety be very— saturday for their lunch. no. surely be very vegan behaviour. but surely be very vegan behaviour. nut ta— surely be very vegan behaviour. nut to you— surely be very vegan behaviour. but do you know— surely be very vegan behaviour. but do you know what- surely be very vegan behaviour. but do you know what i- surely be very vegan behaviour. but do you know what i should quickly well for our quickly add as well for our viewers? bruce, i'm known as viewers? so bruce, i'm known as the on this show for the big dog on this show for complicated reasons, really? that's my nickname. can't that's my nickname. i can't explain get into explain too hard to get into because said so. no, it just because you said so. no, it just evetvet— because you said so. no, it just evolved big dog and evolved naturally. big dog and the only reason i mentioned it, bruce, is that the big dog ran in the national anthem. i national anthem. what did i in the national anthem. i- national anthem. what did i just so you're a royalist_ national anthem. what did i just so you're a royalist grand antenat— national. grand national. i taeteatty— national. grand national. i basically-and- national. grand national. i basically and just national. grand national. 1. basically-and just ran basically went out and just ran the basically went out and just ran tne erant— basically went out and just ran the grand national today and tnen— the grand national today and then-straight- the grand national today and then straight and he then came straight here and he came-came fifth. . then came straight here and he came came fifth. came fifth or i came fifth. the big came fifth or i came fifth. the ttg tag. vean.— came fifth or i came fifth. the big dog. yeah. not— came fifth or i came fifth. it; tiring yeah. not bad. i've big dog. yeah. not bad. i've tutt— big dog. yeah. not bad. i've just remembered,— g tiring yeah. not bad. i've just remembered, actually. and

it's just remembered, actually. and tt-e tutte— just remembered, actually. and tt-e tutte ty— just remembered, actually. and it's quite by accident. i'm veartnt— it's quite by accident. i'm wearing vegan— it's quite by accident. i'm wearing vegan leather boots, so tnat— wearing vegan leather boots, so tnat-tne— wearing vegan leather boots, so that-the plastic.- wearing vegan leather boots, so that the plastic. zara that means the plastic. zara arnte— that means the plastic. zara arnte vegan— that means the plastic. zara arnie vegan-you- that means the plastic. zara arnie vegan you like arnie vegan or you just like the taentene — arnie vegan or you just like the taentene me.— arnie vegan or you just like the fashion? -no, no,- arnie vegan or you just like the fashion? i'm fashion? no, no, no, no. i'm rust.— fashion? no, no, no, no. i'm tuet. t-tt— fashion? no, no, no, no. i'm tuet. t-tt eat— fashion? \tit i'm just. i'll eat anything. cit/ray just. i'll eat anything. okay, vett— just. i'll eat anything. okay, vett. teta— just. i'll eat anything. okay, well, let's-quick- just. i'll eat anything. okay, well, let's quick look at well, let's have a quick look at the sunday express, then. bruce let now. royals the sunday express, then. bruce let now . royals on the let me see now. royals on the trtnt— let me see now. royals on the trtnt et— let me see now. royals on the brink of collapse. _ let me see now. royals on the brink of collapse. now- royals on the brink of collapse. now i'm a ttnt— brink of collapse. now i'm a ttnt et— brink of collapse. now i'm a kind of royalist_ brink of collapse. now i'm a kind of royalist because i like rrtneeee— kind of royalist because i like princess anne. _ kind of royalist because i like princess anne. i've met her a taunte— princess anne. i've met her a eeunte et— princess anne. i've met her a couple of things. _ princess anne. i've met her a couple of things. she does an anaztnt— couple of things. she does an amazing trick— couple of things. she does an amazing trick-her- couple of things. she does an amazing trick her hair. amazing trick with her hair. i ten-t— amazing trick with her hair. i ten-t tney— amazing trick with her hair. i don't know you're enough don't know if you're old enough to don't know if you're old enough te—tneee— don't know if you're old enough to _those rollers- don't know if you're old enough to those rollers that to remember those rollers that women from the— to remember those rollers that women from the 50s and 60s would put tn— women from the 50s and 60s would put tn vttn— women from the 50s and 60s would put tn vttn a— women from the 50s and 60s would put in with a little— women from the 50s and 60s would put in with a little pin and she tate— put in with a little pin and she can take down— put in with a little pin and she can take down a— put in with a little pin and she can take down a chignon and then put rt.— can take down a chignon and then put tt. rte— can take down a chignon and then put it. it's marvellous. it's ene— put it. it's marvellous. it's ate-ny— put it. it's marvellous. it's ene-ny tat,- put it. it's marvellous. it's she-my dog, so- put it. it's marvellous. it's she my dog, so she was she met my dog, so she was a very— she met my dog, so she was a very tuety— she met my dog, so she was a very lucky woman. _ she met my dog, so she was a very lucky woman. the way what people— very lucky woman. the way what people are— very lucky woman. the way what people eaytnt— very lucky woman. the way what people are saying is they want tney— people are saying is they want tney-tate— people are saying is they want tney-tate ant— people are saying is they want they kate and william up they want kate and william up nont— they want kate and william up tent—tney- they want kate and william up front—they thinki front and centre or they think cnartee— front and centre or they think charles-doing- front and centre or they think charles doing more front and centre or they think. charles-doing more to charles should be doing more to put charles should be doing more to put-urt— charles should be doing more to nut-unmet— charles should be doing more to nut-unmet et— charles should be doing more to put up. lot of people are put them up. a lot of people are aetuatty—tne- put them up. a lot of people are actually _the line- put them up. a lot of people are actually _the line of. actually saying why the line of succession-didn't- actually saying why the line of succession didn't go to succession just didn't go to untran— succession just didn't go to william, because william, actually, because tnere-e— william, actually, because tnere-eltet— william, actually, because there'sllot of— william, actually, because there's lot of people there's a lot of people were verrtet— there's a lot of people were worried-charles- there's a lot of people were worried charles wouldn't be worried that charles wouldn't be in worried that charles wouldn't be tn-net— worried that charles wouldn't be tn-net tnat— worried that charles wouldn't be in not that anyone's in the job, not that anyone's vtentnt—tuetl wishing him away. i'll just pant— wishing him away. i'll just pant-nut- wishing him away. i'll just point-but have. wishing him away. i'll just point but have you point that out. but have you seen -fingers?_ point that out. but have you seen fingers? his fingers? seen his fingers? his fingers? vean. — seen his fingers? his fingers? vean. |tntnt— seen his fingers? his fingers? yeah. ithink they— seen his fingers? his fingers? yeah. think they would offend yeah. i think they would offend veanet— yeah. i think they would offend veanet tney-re— yeah. i think they would offend vegans. they're like sausages. nave— vegans. they're like sausages.| have—charles's have you seen prince charles's ttnteree—

have you seen prince charles's intent-tn— have you seen prince charles's fingers?-i'm worried.- have you seen prince charles's fingers? tit: fingers? yes. i'm worried. i'm worried. huge they're not annrenrtate— worried. huge they're not appropriate for— worried. huge they're not appropriate for this- tit: gi they're not appropriate for this stuff. vvnate — appropriate for this stuff. what? _well,| appropriate for this stuff. . what? _well, no, what? the wave? well, no, i don't need get a glove. don't need to get a glove. i think you'd have to go. mittens and waxed. would think you'd have to go. mittens and yeah waxed. would think you'd have to go. mittens and yeah andixed. would think you'd have to go. mittens and yeah and i'm. would think you'd have to go. mittens and yeah and i'm glad uld think you'd have to go. mittens and yeah and i'm glad you think. yeah and i'm glad you explained that was the way, because it looked like a gang sign to me. that's not it's not reatty— sign to me. that's not it's not reatty tene— sign to me. that's not it's not really done like— sign to me. that's not it's not really done like that,- g“ that's not it's not really done like that, is it? nut— really done like that, is it? but ten-t— really done like that, is it? but isn't it?— really done like that, is it? but isn't it? i— really done like that, is it? but isn't it? i thought that was a goat — but isn't it? i thought that was a goat t— but isn't it? i thought that was a good. i thought— but isn't it? i thought that was a good. 3 ttig a good. i thought that was very good.i a good. i thought that was very good. i like that look. i don't know. but you've— good. i like that look. i don't know. but you've got- good. i like that look. i don't know. but you've got to- g: c i don't know. but you've got to keep your— know. but you've got to keep your senate— know. but you've got to keep your socials up,— know. but you've got to keep your socials up, haven't you? ve-uve— your socials up, haven't you? ve-uve tet— your socials up, haven't you? ve-uve get te— your socials up, haven't you? you've got to you've got to be eut— you've got to you've got to be tut-apparentty- you've got to you've got to be out apparently being seen. out there apparently being seen. vean—untre- out there apparently being seen. yeah _whole thrust. out there apparently being seen. yeah _whole thrust ofj yeah well, the whole thrust of the article is that not the article is that he's not engaging enough, see, to me, engaging enough, but see, to me, harry engaging much. so harry is engaging too much. so is there a happy medium of is there like a happy medium of engagement the royals? do engagement from the royals? do you believe in bad you not believe in bad putttetty— you not believe in bad publicity, don't. publicity, then? well, we don't. do want. i think they're do we want. i think they're saying royals are too saying the royals are too decent. think the great thing decent. i think the great thing about royals is, was that about the royals is, was that they're distant. they're of they're distant. they're sort of aloof. not really aloof. they're not really they're mingling with the they're not mingling with the people. saying people. they're not saying political the political things. isn't that the point you can go point of them? but you can go nantenattnt— point of them? but you can go handshaking without- , but you can go handshaking without explaining all handshaking without explaining art-ant— handshaking without explaining art-ant eute— handshaking without explaining all-and outs of- handshaking without explaining all and outs of your all the ins and outs of your narrate— all the ins and outs of your marriage and— all the ins and outs of your marriage and family marriage and your family inattent— marriage and your family problems, you? you could

problems, can't you? you could turn— problems, can't you? you could turn -evente— problems, can't you? you could turn _events and - problems, can't you? you could turn events and cut turn up to events and cut rtttene— turn up to events and cut. ribbons—okay, turn up to events and cut- ribbons_okay, so cut ribbons and things. okay, so cut rtttana— ribbons and things. okay, so cut ribbons, publish ribbons, not publish books and write but don't tell us write ribbons, but don't tell us about frostbite you about your frostbite and who you had sex with in a field. i think so. i think that, yeah, that's my new strategy for the royals. yeah, exactly. and how was yeah, exactly. and how long was vnatever— yeah, exactly. and how long was vnatever tet— yeah, exactly. and how long was vnatever tat-ty— yeah, exactly. and how long was whatever got by out far to whatever got frost by out far to get treetttte. — whatever got frost by out far to get frostbite. i— whatever got frost by out far to get frostbite. i mean those are the get frostbite. i mean those are tne—vant- get frostbite. i mean those are- the _want answered. the questions we want answered. trey-tr— the questions we want answered. tney-tt—tn— the questions we want answered. tney-tt—tn tne- they'll be answered in the sequel. absolutely. so fryston, tet-e— sequel. absolutely. so fryston, tet-e nave— sequel. absolutely. so fryston, tet-e nave a— sequel. absolutely. so fryston, let's have a look— sequel. absolutely. so fryston, let's have a look at— c absolutely. so fryston, let's have a look at the observer. — let's have a look at the observer. so let's have a look at the- observer. -okay. so it's got observer. oh, okay. so it's got tne— observer. oh, okay. so it's got tne uns— observer. oh, okay. so it's got the nhs crisis— observer. o“ so it's got the nhs crisis deepens as nurses gran— the nhs crisis deepens as nurses plan nega— the nhs crisis deepens as nurses plan mega strike.— the nhs crisis deepens as nurses plan mega strike. _ the nhs crisis deepens as nurses plan mega strike. “ti“ ”cl plan mega strike. then we're going— plan mega strike. then we're going about that later. going to talk about that later. and 10,000 abuse victims denied safe there's been a safe housing. so there's been a repert— safe housing. so there's been a regent tnat— safe housing. so there's been a report that 10,000 _ “t; so there's been a report that 10,000 mostly women in report that 10,000 mostly women tn tngtant— report that 10,000 mostly women tn tngtant are— report that 10,000 mostly women in england are fleeing domestic atuee— in england are fleeing domestic atuee ant— in england are fleeing domestic abuse and there— in england are fleeing domestic abuse and there just isn't eneugn— abuse and there just isn't enough places- abuse and there just isn't enough places for them in enettere. — enough places for them in shelters. so— enough places for them in shelters. so this- enough places for them in shelters. “t; shelters. so this is following domestic abuse act of 2021. this is the first sort of progress— this is the first sort of progress report since then. ' “t: progress report since then. and we just— progress report since then. and we rust tan-t— progress report since then. and we just don't have— progress report since then. and we just don't have enough accommodation for these people . accommodation for these people. well, yeah, it's very sad. it's a tatt— well, yeah, it's very sad. it's a tack et— well, yeah, it's very sad. it's a lack of capacity- well, yeah, it's very sad. it's a lack of capacity and in some tney— a lack of capacity and in some cases they couldn't meet the neete— cases they couldn't meet the neete et— cases they couldn't meet the neete at tne — cases they couldn't meet the needs of the household, which tney-re— needs of the household, which means they're struggling with nentat— means they're struggling with mental—alcoholl

mental health, drug, alcohol abuse— mental health, drug, alcohol atuee—tntel mental health, drug, alcohol. abuse—this. and abuse and things like this. and you—truce- abuse and things like this. and you—truce ta.- you take on this. bruce no, etner— you take on this. bruce no, etner tnan— you take on this. bruce no, other than -fact- you take on this. bruce no, other than fact that it's other than the fact that it's eenrtetety— other than the fact that it's completely tragic and it genutnety— completely tragic and it genuinely is,— completely tragic and it genuinely is, it's a shame. completely tragic and it- genuinely is, it's a-shame. genuinely is, it's a real shame. nut— genuinely is, it's a real shame. nut-rt— genuinely is, it's a real shame. nut-rt canes— genuinely is, it's a real shame. but-it comes back- genuinely is, it's a real shame. but-it comes back to. genuinely is, it's a real shame. but-it comes back to the but i think it comes back to the fact we do have a lack of fact that we do have a lack of housing stock. i'm unavailable places in which put people. places in which to put people. i'm , okay. all right. well, i'm yeah, okay. all right. well, tet-e— i'm yeah, okay. all right. well, tet-e te— i'm yeah, okay. all right. well, era to a— i'm yeah, okay. all right. well, let's do a more— gilt?" all right. well, let's do a more light—hearted story— let's do a more light—hearted story inevitably— let's do a more light—hearted story inevitably in the star. truce— story inevitably in the star. truce — story inevitably in the star. bruce -live- story inevitably in the star. bruce -live and- story inevitably in the star. bruce vit“t: “j v story inevitably in the star. - bruce -live and diy , which bruce yes. live and diy, which is something i can't do. but basically me are recruiting for workers for odd jobs. not the character. odd job in search for britain's toughest handyman . now britain's toughest handyman. now to qualify for the £37,000 a year job, there's an 18 month training program . you need training program. you need a city and guilds level three. i don't know what in and btec nvq or equivalent in joinery or carpentry recruits must spend at least two hours in the gym each week and will also get to work with other partner bodies, possibly overseas. but the source warned the uniform probably won't extend to a tuxedo and there's no chance of a martin arnie on the job. i'm

out the motty. this sounds anaztng— out the motty. this sounds anaztng .— out the motty. this sounds anaztng . try— this sounds amazing . my brother's amazing. my brother's a carpenter. — amazing. my brother's a carpenter. i'm- amazing. my brother's a carpenter. git “g gti amazing. my brother's a- carpenter. i'm going to get him on this. you on boat and on this. you live on a boat and nee— on this. you live on a boat and tee a— on this. you live on a boat and he's a carpenter? _ on this. you live on a boat and he's a carpenter? yes,- you live on a boat and he's a carpenter? tv/tit: e ti“ he's a carpenter? yes, i live on a boat. he's a carpenter? yes, i live on ataat. nee— he's a carpenter? yes, i live on ataat. tee a— he's a carpenter? yes, i live on a boat. he's a reality- he's a carpenter? tv/tit: e ti“ he's a reality show. a boat. he's a reality show. i veutt— a boat. he's a reality show. i veutt vaten. — a boat. he's a reality show. i would watch. _ he's a reality show. i would watch. tv/tivit“ why he's a reality show. i would watch. / why don't he's a reality show. i would watch. tv/tivit“ why don't you would watch. yeah. why don't you nave— would watch. yeah. why don't you nave a— would watch. yeah. why don't you nave a neuter— would watch. yeah. why don't you have a house? i— would watch. yeah. why don't you have a house? i mean,— would watch. tv/tivit“ why don't you have a house? i mean, that's the etvteue— have a house? i mean, that's the etvteue etunett— have a house? i mean, that's the obvious council tax. ti : e obvious council tax. he doesn't vant— obvious council tax. he doesn't vant to— obvious council tax. he doesn't want to pay. it should be a table. oh, i'm going to tell him about— table. oh, i'm going to tell him ateut tnte. — table. oh, i'm going to tell him about this. yes,— table. oh, i'm going to tell him about this. yes, he— oh, i'm going to tell him about this. tv/tit: t: t: about this. yes, he did. sguaret— about this. yes, he did. sguaret er— about this. tv/tit: t: t: squared or circular? c tiiviti squared or circular? circular. gr.— squared or circular? circular. on. natt— squared or circular? circular. on. rat a— squared or circular? c is o“ ti. ”tail anyway, squared or circular? c ”ti..s” o“ ti. ”tail anyway, i oh, half a circle. anyway, i ntgnt— oh, half a circle. anyway, i ntgnt euggeet— oh, half a circle. anyway, i might suggest it— oh, half a circle. anyway, i might suggest it to- o“ ti. ”tail anyway, i might suggest it to him. i think you ateutt— might suggest it to him. i think you atoutt to— might suggest it to him. i think you should do you— might suggest it to him. i think you should do you think i didn't care about this was a two hours in the gym like. yeah. just totng— in the gym like. yeah. just doing nothing.— in the gym like. yeah. just doing nothing. what- “ th e yeah. just doing nothing. what have you. just— doing nothing. what have you. ruet eon— doing nothing. what have you. just not ot— doing nothing. what have you. just sort of chatting and that's the just sort of chatting and that's tne-nnt— just sort of chatting and that's tne-nnt tne- just sort of chatting and that's the _and the david- just sort of chatting and that's. the _and the david lloyd the thing. and the david lloyd gym. there's a bar, so it can just be you go in. maybe that's the martini making the prefecture martini making skills using. skills that you won't be using. yeah. mean, bond did most of yeah. i mean, bond did most of his yeah. i mean, bond did most of no teet— yeah. i mean, bond did most of his best missions. _ yeah. i mean, bond did most of his best missions. absolutely nanneret— his best missions. absolutely hammered-for- his best missions. absolutely hammered for the hammered didn't he, for the aount— hammered didn't he, for the amount-tn- hammered didn't he, for the amount-in units. hammered didn't he, for the amount in units of amount he drank in units of atoonot. — amount he drank in units of alcohol. but— amount he drank in units of alcohol. e amount he drank in units of- alcohol. but-wasn't handling alcohol. but he wasn't handling power he? well power tools, was he? well i don't know. i've never watched ranee— don't know. i've never watched ranee nont. — don't know. i've never watched james bond. yeah,— don't know. i've never watched james bond. yeah, he- t:ti“ e i've never watched james bond. yeah, he was nantttng— james bond. yeah, he was nantttng a— james bond. yeah, he was handling a lot— james bond. yeah, he was handling a lot of massive veagonry. — handling a lot of massive weaponry. y handling a lot of massive weaponry. .anyway, do weaponry. but anyway, let's do i think pretty much it for think that's pretty much it for part one. coming up, joe

part one. but coming up, joe biden trip to ireland biden thinks his trip to ireland went well. gender wars and the vasectomy in vasectomy revolution. see you in two

welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon, still here with bruce devlin filling our scottish quota in the absence of leo kearse and cressida wetton, filling our quota of people who definitely don't live on boats . definitely don't live on boats. the metro now and the world of politics may not be the morally pure environment we all imagined. bruce know. luke pollard mp said that- “at; “tit: i luke pollard mp said that victims are tetng— pollard mp said that victims are tetng tet— pollard mp said that victims are tetng tet tonn— pollard mp said that victims are being let down as— pollard mp said that victims are being let down as a blind eye is tetng— being let down as a blind eye is tetng turnet— being let down as a blind eye is being turned to— being let down as a blind eye is being turned to abuse in the neat— being turned to abuse in the neat ot— being turned to abuse in the heart of politics. _ being turned to abuse in the heart of politics. he has described— heart of politics. he has described that there are pretatore— described that there are predators working in westminster and predators working in westminster ant nae— predators working in westminster ant nae mate— predators working in westminster and has made it— predators working in westminster and has made it very dangerous for and has made it very dangerous tor young— and has made it very dangerous for young staffers— and has made it very dangerous for young staffers as he's trantet— for young staffers as he's branded the— for young staffers as he's branded the commons the most unprofessional— branded the commons the most unprofessional workplace he's ever encountered. now, i would nave— ever encountered. now, i would nave tnougnt— ever encountered. now, i would have thought personally that was a regtonat— have thought personally that was a regional branch— have thought personally that was a regional branch of dulces when i a regional branch of dulces when t va— a regional branch of dulces when t a— a regional branch of dulces when tva a younger— a regional branch of dulces when i was a younger man. but no, tnere— i was a younger man. but no, tnere you— i was a younger man. but no, tnere you go— i was a younger man. but no, tnere you go . — i was a younger man. but no, there you go . you-

iwas a younger man. but he, there you go . y; .i i was a younger man. but no, there you go . v/ti. is“ there you go. you can tell he hasn't worked in comedy. i don't think he has, in all— e : “ i : i don't think he has, in all honesty . think he has, in all honesty. nut— think he has, in all honesty. nut nee— think he has, in all honesty. but he's recently he's taken a eter— but he's recently he's taken a step tact. — but he's recently he's taken a eteg tact. t— but he's recently he's taken a step back. i think— but he's recently he's taken a step back. i think he's got some nereonat— step back. i think he's got some personal problems.— step back. i think he's got some personal problems. he has a cancer diagnosis.— personal problems. he has a cancer diagnosis. so he's going to move— cancer diagnosis. so he's going to away— cancer diagnosis. so he's going to move away-it.- cancer diagnosis. so he's going to move away it. but he to move away from it. but he teens-teen— to move away from it. but he seems-keen on- to move away from it. but he seems keen on basically, seems very keen on basically, i tntnt— seems very keen on basically, i tntnt .— seems very keen on basically, i think , cleaning— seems very keen on basically, i think , cleaning up— seems very keen on basically, i think , cleaning up the house. think, cleaning up the house. vnat— think, cleaning up the house. what to— think, cleaning up the house. what to you— think, cleaning up the house. what do you think?— think, cleaning up the house. what do you think? because there are creeps and i'm not trying to diminish the existence of creeps. right? we've had the metoo and there's metoo movement and there's genuine problem. on other genuine problem. on the other hand , there's throwing hand, there's also throwing tomatoes that's tomatoes from pret and that's like that gets passed as bullying abuse and things bullying and abuse and things like that. so. so this like that. so. so is this a story of actual predators or is it overblown? well there's very little here, isn't little detail in here, isn't there? yeah, we're kind left there? yeah, we're kind of left to assume-worst,- “ti”ti?’ yeah, we're kind of left to assume worst, and that to assume the worst, and that tutt— to assume the worst, and that ruet mates— to assume the worst, and that just makes-want- to assume the worst, and that just makes want to say, well, just makes me want to say, well, vnat—wnat— just makes me want to say, well, what—what exactly. what happened? what exactly nappenete— happened? and also there's netnttnee— happened? and also there's helplines-end. - happened? and also there's helplines end. so they've helplines at the end. so they've eonetoty— helplines at the end. so they've somebody, somebody trying to tetn— somebody, somebody trying to netn. nut— somebody, somebody trying to netg. out you— somebody, somebody trying to help. but you do— somebody, somebody trying to help. but you do hear about the tntereettng— help. but you do hear about the interesting thing— help. but you do hear about the interesting thing is this only tetatte— interesting thing is this only details westminster . \triu t:ti details westminster. now i do tnou— details westminster. now i do know tn— details westminster. now i do know tn tn— details westminster. now i do know i'm in holyrood they had an incidence where someone had to be, i think, suspended or was he put in a corridor or something

like that. so does this go on in stormont and does it go on in wales? and also with you mentioning tomatoes, is the shortage over ? great questions. shortage over? great questions. vean.— shortage over? great questions. vean. vean— shortage over? great questions. vean. vean .— shortage over? great questions. yeah, yeah . welsh— g ”7” great questions. yeah, yeah . welsh creepiness. i yeah, yeah. welsh creepiness. i mean scottish— yeah, yeah. welsh creepiness. i mean scottish creep, there are all different— mean scottish creep, there are all different levels creepiness, not tutt— all different levels creepiness, not just creepiness on an international— not just creepiness on an international level isn't soottten— international level isn't scottish creepiness even worse teeauee— scottish creepiness even worse teeauee rte— scottish creepiness even worse teeauee tt-e tn— scottish creepiness even worse because it's in scotland ? �*ftt�*tiee because it's in scotland? well, no, because it's in scotland? well, you— because it's in scotland? well, no, you can drink— because it's in scotland? well, no, you can drink through that, is it? yeah . no, you can drink through that, is it? yeah. fair no, you can drink through that, is it? yeah . fair play. this no, you can drink through that, is it? yeah. fair play. this is just like stereotype type tonight isn't it? it is about nobody. well, absolutely . it's nobody. well, absolutely. it's appalling. this is why you want tntegentenee— appalling. this is why you want independence aim. _ appalling. this is why you want independence aim. i- “t; this is why you want independence aim. : e independence aim. i would like independence aim. i would like independence from you. maybe i will marry louis schaefer just to annoy. fair enough. it's rust.— to annoy. fair enough. it's ruet. mayne.— to annoy. fair enough. it's just. maybe. look,- fair enough. it's just. maybe. look, it probably is just. maybe. look, it probably to a— just. maybe. look, it probably to a serous— just. maybe. look, it probably is a serious story.— just. maybe. look, it probably is a serious story. there's been teeae— is a serious story. there's been teeae tn— is a serious story. there's been sleaze in politics— is a serious story. there's been sleaze in politics forever. but anyway.— sleaze in politics forever. but anyway. tet-e— sleaze in politics forever. but anyway, let's move on and do the tetegrann— anyway, let's move on and do the tetegragn-tne— anyway, let's move on and do the telegraph .the .way- anyway, let's move on and do the telegraph the way to telegraph and the best way to tterrove— telegraph and the best way to disprovelstudy_ telegraph and the best way to disprove study on censorship disprove a study on censorship is disprove a study on censorship te to— disprove a study on censorship te to eeo— disprove a study on censorship is to censor it.— disprove a study on censorship is to censor it. cressida absolutely. - is to censor it. cressida absolutely. “ eat absolutely. university blocks academic gender academic from her own gender wars. over dangerous wars. research over dangerous data . so this woman has she's data. so this woman has she's she's got a grant. she's all set up. she's doing the research.

she's a sociologist. but the findings are not acceptable . so findings are not acceptable. so this is this is a study into whether social scientists at universities feel censored over their views on transgender issues. so more or less, she's asked them, do you feel that you can say what you want at work or do you have to censor yourself? and a lot of people have come back and said that they do feel they have to censor themselves. they're worried about discrimination, silencing and fear. and because of this initial where she initial report where she summarised now summarised this, she's now been told that can't she can't told that she can't she can't even access to own even have access to her own data, let publish the data, let alone publish the research. the university have blocked that she used blocked her email that she used to so can't even to create this so she can't even access own work. erg. so access her own work. erg. so she's she's suing them . it's she's she's suing them. it's absolutely insane. you- “t: it's absolutely insane. you know, ene-e— absolutely insane. you know, ene-e eaytng— absolutely insane. you know, ene-e eaytng ve— absolutely insane. you know, she's saying we have to have eeret— she's saying we have to have secret conversations. we're all so secret conversations. we're all eo atratt. — secret conversations. we're all so afraid. and— secret conversations. we're all so afraid. and no— secret conversations. we're all so afraid. and no wonder. i mean-garne- so afraid. and no wonder. i mean-gatne tn- so afraid. and no wonder. i mean, gains in america mean, riley gains in america tuet—a- mean, riley gains in america tuet—a just got barricaded in a room ant— just got barricaded in a room ant-to— just got barricaded in a room and -to ransom - just got barricaded in a room and to ransom by sort of and held to ransom by sort of rattoat— and held to ransom by sort of radical trans— and held to ransom by sort of radical trans activists, wasn't even _ leave the l radical trans activists, wasn't- even_leave the room. even allowed to leave the room. the— even allowed to leave the room. the te— even allowed to leave the room. this is affected.— even allowed to leave the room. this is affected. this woman's enptoynent— this is affected. this woman's enptoynrnave— this is affected. this woman's employmthave research shouldn't have a research has notntng— shouldn't have a research has notntng to— shouldn't have a research has nothing to show. _ shouldn't have a research has nothing to show. also, this nothing to show. and also, this the— nothing to show. and also, this the vnote— nothing to show. and also, this this whole thing—

nothing to show. and also, this this whole thing about victimhood. - this whole thing about victimhood. people are victimhood. so people are eaytng.— victimhood. so people are sayingr-thev're- victimhood. so people are saying, they're trying to saying, oh, they're trying to erase-existence. - saying, oh, they're trying to erase existence. isn't that erase our existence. isn't that tuet— erase our existence. isn't that tuet a— erase our existence. isn't that ruet a ttnt— erase our existence. isn't that just a kind .false- erase our existence. isn't that just a kind false claim of just a kind of false claim of vtettn— just a kind of false claim of victim, whether— just a kind of false claim of victim, whether used do victim, whether it's used to do tntnge— victim, whether it's used to do tntnge ute— victim, whether it's used to do things like .on _ victim, whether it's used to do things like .on the - victim, whether it's used to do things like on the sort things like this on the sort of on tne— things like this on the sort of on tne-ot— things like this on the sort of on the .of the _ things like this on the sort of on the of the radical trans on the side of the radical trans oeonte— on the side of the radical trans oeoptelvnat— on the side of the radical trans people.-what.you- on the side of the radical trans people. what you think, people. but what do you think, truoee — people. but what do you think, truoee ann— people. but what do you think, truoee ann t— people. but what do you think, bruce? am i am— people. but what do you think, bruce? am i am i— people. but what do you think, bruce? ' g“ people. but what do you think, bruce? ' r”ri“tij’ �*ftt�*tiee bruce? am i am i wrong? well, i don't understand then why if she was going censored about was going to be censored about any that she was allowed any topic that she was allowed to initially do research and discuss what do you think? discuss it, what do you think? that they that there was that they thought that there was going— that they thought that there was going-a— that they thought that there was gotng-a muon— that they thought that there was going a much more positive going to be a much more positive reeutt— going to be a much more positive reeutt-tuet— going to be a much more positive reeutt-tuet not- result then they just not tnougnt— result then they just not tnougnt-or- result then they just not thought-or i. result then they just not. thought-or i just result then they just not- thought-or i just don't thought through? or i just don't tntnt— thought through? or i just don't tntnt-tnougnt- think they've thought through tt. — think they've thought through t. —a- think they've thought through t. —a knee- think they've thought through it. _a knee jerk it. maybe it was a knee jerk reaction. maybe not. but reaction. maybe it's not. but again, just seems it seems again, it just seems it seems very in which to censor. very strange in which to censor. well, my problem is now well, my problem is she now tan-t— well, my problem is she now out att— well, my problem is she now can't add this— well, my problem is she now can't add this to— well, my problem is she now can't add this to the uk data arettve— can't add this to the uk data arontve. eo— can't add this to the uk data archive, so this— can't add this to the uk data archive, so this is— can't add this to the uk data archive, so this is just lost to ntetory.— archive, so this is just lost to ntetory. ant— archive, so this is just lost to history. and that's not cool, is it? history. and that's not cool, is to rt— history. and that's not cool, is it? if somebody— history. and that's not cool, is it? if somebody done some research, unpalatable it? if somebody done some- research,-unpalatable , research, however unpalatable, enouttn-t—ve- research, however unpalatable,i shouldn't—we know shouldn't we shouldn't we know vnat—are— shouldn't we shouldn't we know what—are rather- shouldn't we shouldn't we know what are rather than what the results are rather than note— what the results are rather than not ttgtt— what the results are rather than not? right. well— what the results are rather than not? right. well what was that vno-e tuet— not? right. well what was that one who's just trying to be oaretut— one who's just trying to be careful, but— one who's just trying to be careful, but it's— one who's just trying to be careful, but it's a completely ateurt— careful, but it's a completely ateurt etory. — careful, but it's a completely absurd story. i— careful, but it's a completely absurd story. “ careful, but it's a completely absurd story. “ is“ e absurd story. i mean, you can't you can't just censor people and confiscate i mean, it's about women to be

women sort of trying to be empowered and then you're confiscating things them. confiscating things from them. it's most demeaning confiscating things from them. it's you most demeaning confiscating things from them. it's you can most demeaning confiscating things from them. it's you can do.;t demeaning confiscating things from them. it's you can do. and meaning confiscating things from them. it's you can do. and she ning confiscating things from them. it's you can do. and she says thing you can do. and she says it's she calls it it's traumatising. she calls it a ending dystopian a never ending dystopian nightmare, which seems accurate to thing. i'm to me. but that's the thing. i'm not-vnatever- to me. but that's the thing. i'm not-whatever i'm- not trying to whatever i'm eaytng. — not trying to whatever i'm eaytnglte— not trying to whatever i'm saying, is ridiculous or saying, it is ridiculous or vnatever— saying, it is ridiculous or. whatever_ she whatever she is doing, she enoutt— whatever she is doing, she should have— whatever she is doing, she should have been cut off at source. you know, you're not attovet— source. you know, you're not attovet to— source. you know, you're not allowed to _they- source. you know, you're not allowed to they have said allowed to do it. they have said tnere-e— allowed to do it. they have said tnere-e no— allowed to do it. they have said there's no evidence— allowed to do it. they have said there's no evidence the there's no evidence that the. research—ethical research breached any ethical ortterta. — research breached any ethical criteria. _once- research breached any ethical. criteria. _once you've criteria. so surely once you've set criteria, then you set out the criteria, then you go work and you go and do the work and you pubush go and do the work and you publish it regardless. s yeah, she should have— publish it regardless. s yeah, she should have been- e d s yeah, she should have been allowed to outtten— she should have been allowed to gutttenltt-e— she should have been allowed to publish.|t's.the_ she should have been allowed to publish it's the world's publish it. it's all the world's gone— publish it. it's all the world's gone nentat— publish it. it's all the world's gone mental. let's do the tetegragt— gone mental. let's do the telegraph. and- gone mental. let's do the telegraph. and is it time to tap— telegraph. and is it time to tag tor— telegraph. and is it time to tag tor our— telegraph. and is it time to clap for our hospitals? clap for our private hospitals? truce— clap for our private hospitals? truce vett— clap for our private hospitals? truce vrett rt— clap for our private hospitals? bruce well, it would - clap for our private hospitals? bruce well, it would seem so because hospitals because private hospitals are picking as picking up the slack as productivity drops. tax payers sorry, pay more to productivity drops. tax payers sorry,patients pay more to productivity drops. tax payers sorry,patients forpay more to productivity drops. tax payers sorry,patients for private re to send patients for private treatments nhs carries treatments while the nhs carries out fewer operations in its out few fewer operations in its own hospital. now the thing that's coming to bite this in the bum, which i'm not sure who would a bite bum, would treat a bite in the bum, is it's understood there could be in outsourcing be hidden costs in outsourcing to private providers. for example , if a patient example, if a patient experiences complications after

whichever treatment procedure that had done , the nhs that they've had done, the nhs would the bill. so what's would foot the bill. so what's it? doesn't make any sense to me, but apparently they are way behind. they're saying the stella covid backlog and trust carried out nine point sorry, 9.3% fewer planned treatments last year compared to 2019 represent more than 770,000 procedures. mm well, go on, go on. say it's still going to cost tne— on. say it's still going to cost tne eae— on. say it's still going to cost the same amount,— i“ say it's still going to cost the same amount, but i find that very— the same amount, but i find that very nant— the same amount, but i find that very nart to— the same amount, but i find that very hard to believe. if i had a noenttat— very hard to believe. if i had a noepttat tnat— very hard to believe. if i had a hospital that was— very hard to believe. if i had a hospital that was private and i ovnet— hospital that was private and i ovnet rt.— hospital that was private and i ovnet g, t— hospital that was private and i owned it, i think— hospital that was private and i owned it, i think i'd start raottng— owned it, i think i'd start raettng ny— owned it, i think i'd start jacking my prices up. at this notnt— jacking my prices up. at this point wouldn't— jacking my prices up. at this point wouldn't you. o“ c point wouldn't you. oh, like entr— point wouldn't you. oh, like shill bidding on ebay. yeah. yeah, i so. yeah. and this yeah, i guess so. yeah. and this ttea— yeah, i guess so. yeah. and this ttea tnat— yeah, i guess so. yeah. and this ttea tnat tte— yeah, i guess so. yeah. and this idea that it's going— yeah, i guess so. yeah. and this idea that it's going to- tv/tirs“ g yeah. and this idea that it's going to cost note-ot— idea that it's going to cost- more _of complications, more because of complications, i ton-t— more because of complications, i don't understand— more because of complications, i don't understand why there'd be any—ot- any more likelihood of complications private complications in a private noerttat— complications in a private- hospital—setting. hospital than an nhs setting. but hospital than an nhs setting. nut-uny— hospital than an nhs setting. but-why wouldn't- hospital than an nhs setting. i but-why wouldn't-just but then why wouldn't they just go back to the private hospital? well, you think. yeah well, you would think. yeah because the bill. so, i taxpayers paying the bill. so, i mean, yeah, it seems like- “t; i so, i mean, yeah, it seems like nhs neete— mean, yeah, it seems like nhs needs reform. _ mean, yeah, it seems like nhs needs reform. i— mean, yeah, it seems like nhs needs reform. “ mean, yeah, it seems like nhs needs reform. ti.s“ mean, yeah, it seems like nhs needs reform. “ i“ needs reform. i mean, can we admit that if, if people don't

admit that if, if people don't admit you'll end up with admit that you'll end up with a two tier by default and two tier system by default and what i find interesting, mean, what i find interesting, i mean, people richard tice, who people like richard tice, who i just to on my podcast, just spoke to on my podcast, never just he says we never mind, is just he says we need and it's need a voucher system and it's interesting that wes streeting has again here. he's has popped up again here. he's the one saying we need to do something need something about this and we need to allow private sector to pick up slack now. but it's up the slack for now. but it's not term solution because not a long term solution because it's more expensive for the taxpayer. it's interesting taxpayer. but it's interesting that saying it. that labour is saying it. i wonder hitting the wonder if are we hitting the point where can actually run point where you can actually run for idea that for election on the idea that the nhs needs reform because we've never been able to touch the it always like the the idea. it was always like the sacred but has the nhs sacred nhs, but then has the nhs as as i understand and as far as i understand and please feel free to correct me, has not been fit for has that not been fit for purpose for while? and as much purpose for a while? and as much as purpose for a while? and as much ae-teen— purpose for a while? and as much as - been overstretched - purpose for a while? and as much as-been overstretched over- as it's been overstretched over turtenet— as it's been overstretched over. burdened _things, burdened through various things, vnetner— whether it's budget constraints or—any- whether it's budget constraints or—any otl whether it's budget constraints. or—any ot tnat or bad investment or any of that ttnt— or bad investment or any of that ttnt ot— or bad investment or any of that ttnt ot etutt— or bad investment or any of that kind of stuff. so— or bad investment or any of that kind of stuff. so i— or bad investment or any of that kind of stuff. so i understand tnat— kind of stuff. so i understand tnat ve— kind of stuff. so i understand tnat we to— kind of stuff. so i understand that we do have— kind of stuff. so i understand that we do have covid backlog, that we do have a covid backlog, but that we do have a covid backlog, tut-tntnt— that we do have a covid backlog, but-think that— that we do have a covid backlog, but-think that the- that we do have a covid backlog, but think that the nhs but i don't think that the nhs was necessarily— but i don't think that the nhs was necessarily in great was necessarily in as great enane— was necessarily in as great enane-te— was necessarily in as great shape is romanticised shape as it is romanticised atout— shape as it is romanticised about-covid- shape as it is romanticised about-covid if- shape as it is romanticised about covid if you about before. covid if you see vnat— about before. covid if you see vnat t— about before. covid if you see vnat t mean— about before. covid if you see what i mean-word- about before. covid if you see what i mean. word cracks, what i mean. the word cracks, tn— what i mean. the word cracks, t-n-t— what i mean. the word cracks, t-n-t tntnt— what i mean. the word cracks, i'm-i think that-

what i mean. the word cracks, i'm i think that some change i'm and i think that some change toee— i'm and i think that some change toee-nannen.— i'm and i think that some change does-happen.iyeah,- i'm and i think that some change does-happeniyeah, of. does have to happen. yeah, of tnere— does have to happen. yeah, of course there was those, those pictures of the guard in every single winter crisis single year saying winter crisis in yeah absolutely in the nhs. so yeah absolutely right. let's the right. all right, let's do the telegraph and the vasectomy telegraph now. and the vasectomy revolution. think saw revolution. i think i saw them playing i'm playing camden once at a i'm saying a vasectomy revolution threatens america into threatens to plunge america into population crisis. so no fewer people population crisis. so no fewer geogte are— population crisis. so no fewer people are having— i“ so no fewer people are having babies . and people are having babies. and ee— people are having babies. and tne— people are having babies. and since the american supreme court-e— since the american supreme court's overturned the historic toe— court's overturned the historic roe versus wade— court's overturned the historic roe versus wade ruling, taetoatty— roe versus wade ruling, basically blokes have gone, oh, my not.— basically blokes have gone, oh, my not. t— basically blokes have gone, oh, my god, i better— basically blokes have gone, oh, my god, i better get a vasectomy tnen— my god, i better get a vasectomy tnen teauee— my god, i better get a vasectomy then, because they're scared tnat— then, because they're scared tnat vvornen— then, because they're scared that women won't be stopping the oregnanotee. — that women won't be stopping the pregnancies. they're worried tney— pregnancies. they're worried tney naven-t— pregnancies. they're worried they haven't got— pregnancies. they're worried they haven't got a safety net anyoe ute— they haven't got a safety net anymore. life finds a way, or in the— anymore. life finds a way, or in the aee— anymore. life finds a way, or in the non— anymore. life finds a way, or in this case, non life. _ anymore. life finds a way, or in this case, non life. 3 “t; this case, non life. trying to not— this case, non life. trying to not create a life finds a way. men have adapted. bruce have they? by having and they're adapting younger and younger because to guys who'd because it used to be guys who'd had kids were getting a had their kids were getting a vasectomy. now, had their kids were getting a vasectomy . now, apparently it's vasectomy. now, apparently it's younger—tntnttngl younger men are just thinking, i ton-t— younger men are just thinking, i ton-t-to— younger men are just thinking, i ton-t-to go— younger men are just thinking, i don't-to go _and- don't want to go there. and tney-re— don't want to go there. and tney-re opttng— don't want to go there. and they're opting out. cs“ they're opting out. can i throw something out? may be a something out? and it may be a bit silly. can they not just use a condom? how dare you? because

do what they're do you know what they're essentially they're essentially doing? they're overburdening . oh, overburdening their nhs. oh, interesting. they don't really nave— interesting. they don't really nave-eee- interesting. they don't really have-see what- interesting. they don't really have see what you have one, but i see what you vean.— have one, but i see what you vean. t— have one, but i see what you mean. yeah, i think it shows how muon— mean. yeah, i think it shows how nuen en— mean. yeah, i think it shows how much men don't— mean. yeah, i think it shows how much men don't want to have a baby — much men don't want to have a baby -vean— much men don't want to have a baby -vean - baby. i think. yeah illustrates. - baby. i think. yeah illustrates. .you. baby. ithink. yeah i illustrates. .you want baby. ithink. yeah - illustrates. .you want to baby. i think. yeah - illustrates. .you want to have illustrates. do you want to have a tatye— illustrates. do you want to have a tatye-you— illustrates. do you want to have atatye-you nat- illustrates. do you want to have a baby? you had any babies? a baby? have you had any babies? do a baby? have you had any babies? to you— a baby? have you had any babies? to you tnou— a baby? have you had any babies? do you know what,— a baby? have you had any babies? do you know what, bruce?- do you know what, bruce? i advocate having babies do you know what, bruce? i adv

but they say that's only a short term solution. and the immigrants get old as and immigrants get old as well. and all same problems will all the same problems will occur. the only solution occur. he says the only solution is which means is pro—natalism, which means everyone 2 or 3 everyone has to have 2 or 3 kids. and he's saying it's irresponsible so irresponsible if you don't. so we're sadly on this panel. we're all sadly on this panel. irresponsible? yeah so far. a bit of a rant there that was just for my tiktok. yeah. and again, we know each other again, we don't know each other that and you don't know that well. and you don't know vnat— that well. and you don't know vnat-on. — that well. and you don't know vnat-on. to.— that well. and you don't know what-on. no, no,- that well. and you don't know what-on. no, no, i- and you don't know what on. no, no, i don't what goes on. no, no, i don't know— what goes on. no, no, i don't know vnate— what goes on. no, no, i don't know what's going what goes on. no, no, i don't- know what's going-you. know what's going on with you. toure— know what's going on with you. route-tor— know what's going on with you. you're-for-reason,. you're right. for some reason, i thought didn't have kids. thought you didn't have kids. i just. i should have checked. just pipe down. i'll pipe down if the problem is, of if we. the problem is, then of the there's going to the show, there's not going to be. there's going to be lots of ott—tneree- be. there's going to be lots of old _there? and. be. there's going to be lots of| old _there? and no old people, isn't there? and no young— old people, isn't there? and no young-tate-otl young people to take care of tnen. — young people to take care of tnen. _tnatl them. is this the isn't that going— them. is this the isn't that gotng-tnat-el them. is this the isn't thati going-that's one them. is this the isn't that- going-that's one thing. going on now? that's one thing. but also we get worse. the fear is just that people not is just that people are not getting and we'll getting enough people and we'll sort of gradually out sort of gradually die out because certain countries will becomethemselves. like japan. sustain themselves. like japan. that's cheerful. yeah, well, a bit upbeat news all bit of upbeat news there. all right. the ai, right. well, let's do the ai, then. joe biden says he then. and joe biden says he plans run again. let's hope plans to run again. let's hope he the stairs. he doesn't mean up the stairs. bruce cruel. i bruce that is so cruel. i thought it was i i i thought it was funny. i ti..t1i i thought it was funny. that i ti.1.ti i thought it was funny. that is bruce that is so cruel. i- thought it was funny. that is so eruet — thought it was funny. that is so cruel. honestly. _

thought it was funny. that is so cruel. honestly. : cruel. honestly. fell down stairs twice. no. cruel. honestly. : is; no. well, cruel. honestly. : ti.ti no. well, he fell stairs twice. no. well, he fell up stairs twice. no. well, he fell hit-them— stairs twice. no. well, he fell up _them, which - stairs twice. no. well, he fell up-them, which is. up them up them, which is hard to-you— up them up them, which is hard to-you know.- up them up them, which is hard to-you tnov. t- up them up them, which is hard to _you know, i was. to do. it's you know, i was speaking to nana this afternoon and that was of the things and that was one of the things we discussing. and we were discussing. and all joking we were discussing. and all rottng aette— we were discussing. and all joking aside,-think- we were discussing. and all. joking aside,-think there joking aside, i'm i think there is joking aside, i'm i think there te-atout— joking aside, i'm i think there is-about him- joking aside, i'm i think there is-about him and- joking aside, i'm i think there is about him and i'm is a frailty about him and i'm reatty— is a frailty about him and i'm. reatty—atout really surprised that he's about to—ne-e- really surprised that he's about to—ne-e gotngl really surprised that he's about to—ne-e gotng toi to announce that he's going to run _can barely- to announce that he's going to- run _can barely stand. run because he can barely stand. i run because he can barely stand. ttntnt— run because he can barely stand. ttttnt that-e— run because he can barely stand. i think that's-least— i think that's the least controversial statement we've ever had on gb news. there's a frailty frailty frailty about joseph frailty of some. i that's really some. i think that's really uncomfortable.— some. i think that's really unc thingtable._ i think that's really unc thingtab when were the thing is, when we were vatttng— the thing is, when we were vatttng tor— the thing is, when we were waiting for the— the thing is, when we were waiting for the clip and it was tuttertng— waiting for the clip and it was tuttertng. t— waiting for the clip and it was buffering, i thought, you buffering, i thought, oh, you know.— buffering, i thought, oh, you- knowt—up? know, what's going to come up? ant— know, what's going to come up? ant-eau — know, what's going to come up? ant-eau vean.- know, what's going to come up? and-saw. yeah. and. and it looked saw. yeah. and you-e— and it looked saw. yeah. and youe-tt— and it looked saw. yeah. and you're it buffering you're like, is it buffering or is you're like, is it buffering or te tnat— you're like, is it buffering or te tnat tuet— you're like, is it buffering or is that just how— you're like, is it buffering or is that just how joe biden moves? well,— is that just how joe biden moves? well, that's we don't i mean,iwouldn't_ moves? well, that's we don't i mean, wouldn't see him mean, i wouldn't like to see him tanetng— mean, i wouldn't like to see him dancing-anything— mean, i wouldn't like to see him dancing. anything could dancing. no anything could naggen. — dancing. no anything could naggen. _t- dancing. no anything could happen.-i thinki happen. right. but i think it's evetttng— happen. right. but i think it's exciting-thinks- exciting that he thinks he enoutt— exciting that he thinks he should-again.- exciting that he thinks he should again. and i wonder should run again. and i wonder if should run again. and i wonder tt tanata— should run again. and i wonder tt tanata te— should run again. and i wonder if kamala is it— should run again. and i wonder if kamala is it kamala? kamala narrtee— if kamala is it kamala? kamala harris? kamala— if kamala is it kamala? kamala harris? kamala yeah. i wonder nov— harris? kamala yeah. i wonder nov ene— harris? kamala yeah. i wonder how she feels— harris? kamala yeah. i wonder how she feels about it. tv/tis“ how she feels about it. yeah, vett— how she feels about it. yeah, vett. eeet— how she feels about it. yeah, well, she's, like,— how she feels about it. yeah, well, she's, like, radically unpopular , so that's having to unpopular, so that's having to go year old go with an eight year old because is because the alternative is kamala harris, who's even worse. but cani kamala harris, who's even worse. but can i ask question? but then can i ask a question? and i think we've touched upon it and i think we've touched upon tt—tney-toi it this afternoon. they seem to be it this afternoon. they seem to teltavoun— it this afternoon. they seem to be favour. americans that be in favour. the americans that is be in favour. the americans that

te-otter— be in favour. the americans that is-older leaders.- be in favour. the americans that is older leaders. i'm is of much older leaders. i'm ant— is of much older leaders. i'm ant vttn— is of much older leaders. i'm and with that— is of much older leaders. i'm and with that fly— is of much older leaders. i'm and with that fly over here. no.— and with that fly over here. to. not— and with that fly over here. no, not really. _ and with that fly over here. no, not really. i— and with that fly over here. no, not really. i mean,- and with that fly over here. no, not really. i mean, we've had the opposite. we had a thing where like, oh, david cameron's too young and then then he just wins. we've sort of broken wins. so we've sort of broken that idea. but yeah, it seems to take long in american take that long in american politics of politics to sort of climb through greasy of through the greasy ladder of corruption and, you know, and get us slightly less get there takes us slightly less time. but, krista, time. apparently but, krista, what think this? what do you think to this? i mean, joe biden's gone to ireland. he seems to it's ireland. he seems to think it's gone. well he made a gaffe about the black and tans. a the black and tans. he did a selfie gerry adams when he selfie with gerry adams when he was to there was supposed to be there being neutral helping neutral and helping everyone. absolutely appalling treatment. but there but now he says no going there has reinforced his determination. just determination. is that just because made the trip without because he made the trip without dying? love when people dying? i love it when people make because makes dying? i love it when people maifeel because makes dying? i love it when people maifeel that because makes dying? i love it when people maifeel that mine:ause makes dying? i love it when people maifeel that mine aree makes me feel that mine are insignificant. it was pretty epeotaeutar— insignificant. it was pretty spectacular-it?- insignificant. it was pretty spectacular-it? um,| spectacular, isn't it? um, i tntnt— spectacular, isn't it? um, i tntntlteene— spectacular, isn't it? um, i think keeps this article . he think he keeps this article. he teete— think he keeps this article. he teepe eaytng— think he keeps this article. he keeps saying what he shares keeps saying that what he shares vttn— keeps saying that what he shares vttn tne— keeps saying that what he shares with the irish— keeps saying that what he shares with the irish is— keeps saying that what he shares with the irish is hope. he keeps . tnat— with the irish is hope. he keeps . that-sounds— with the irish is hope. he keeps . that-sounds like- with the irish is hope. he keeps . that sounds like scraping . that just sounds like scraping the . that just sounds like scraping tne-on.— . that just sounds like scraping tne-on. tor— . that just sounds like scraping the-oh, for what? - . that just sounds like scraping the oh, for what? �*tvt�*ti1 the barrel. oh, for what? well, it's the barrel. oh, for what? well, to another— the barrel. oh, for what? well, it's another term,— the barrel. oh, for what? well, it's another term, clearly. well, yes . i don't know. 31 well, yes. i don't know. 31 million american claim to be irish. soi million american claim to be irish. so i guess he feels like

tnere— irish. so i guess he feels like tnere are— irish. so i guess he feels like there are good— irish. so i guess he feels like there are good . _ ” so i guess he feels like there are good . ”ti there are good. there's a lot of irish bars in new york. have you been?i irish bars in new york. have you been? i have , yeah. that's good. been? i have, yeah. that's good. yeah, been? i have, yeah. that's good. vean. tney— been? i have, yeah. that's good. vean. tney tove— been? i have, yeah. that's good. yeah, they love it,— been? i have, yeah. that's good. yeah, they love it, don't- , gilt?" that's good. yeah, they love it, don't they? so yeah, they love it, don't they? so so— yeah, they love it, don't they? so so tne— yeah, they love it, don't they? so so the hope— yeah, they love it, don't they? so so the hope tour that he's tuet— so so the hope tour that he's ruet tone.— so so the hope tour that he's ruet tone. t— so so the hope tour that he's just done, i mean. / just done, i mean. yeah, the too , hope though, that seems like a kind britney tour or. and i kind of britney tour or. and i said that this afternoon as well. i of correlate him well. i kind of correlate him and a bit the same, you and britney a bit the same, you know, bit forgetful know, maybe a wee bit forgetful when at brighton pride when she was at brighton pride and she went, good afternoon, manchester. were like, and she went, good afternoon, marexactly. happens were like, and she went, good afternoon, marexactly. happens toere like, oh, exactly. happens to everyone. yeah.- cit“ tixstiley happens to everyone. yeah. well, hope is tettnttety— everyone. yeah. well, hope is definitely-word.- everyone. yeah. well, hope is definitely word. joe everyone. yeah. well, hope is definitisy word. joe everyone. yeah. well, hope is definitis goingvord. joe everyone. yeah. well, hope is definitis going vorlast joe everyone. yeah. well, hope is definitis going vorlast another biden is going to last another five— biden is going to last another ttve-otttoe. - biden is going to last another five-office. but- biden is going to last another five office. but that's five years in office. but that's part— five years in office. but that's part-nut— five years in office. but that's part-but coming- five years in office. but that's- part-but coming-why part to done. but coming up, why you—cream, drink. you should eat ice cream, drink teet— you should eat ice cream, drink beer-not— you should eat ice cream, drink beer-not flush— you should eat ice cream, drink beer not flush your toilet. beer and not flush your toilet. tnoee— beer and not flush your toilet. tnoee are— beer and not flush your toilet. those are separate stories. see you— those are separate stories. see you tn— those are separate stories. see you tn two— those are separate stories. see you in two minutes.

welcome back to headliners. tet-e— welcome back to headliners. tet-e get— welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the let's get straight into it with tne tvnreee— let's get straight into it with the express and— let's get straight into it with the express and apparently tttentng— the express and apparently ditching the— the express and apparently ditching the monarchy won't help the ditching the monarchy won't help tne-vn— ditching the monarchy won't help tne-vtn. so—

ditching the monarchy won't help the win. so personally, the snp win. so personally, i note— the snp win. so personally, i note tney— the snp win. so personally, i hope they pursue that strategy. treettent— hope they pursue that strategy. treettent xr — hope they pursue that strategy. president xi well, yeah, humza voueat— president xi well, yeah, humza yousaf warned— president xi well, yeah, humza yousaf warned plot to ditch nonarony— yousaf warned plot to ditch nonareny to— yousaf warned plot to ditch monarchy to salvage snps independence— monarchy to salvage snps independence dream is doomed and so independence dream is doomed and eo tne— independence dream is doomed and eo tne nonareny— independence dream is doomed and so the monarchy are— independence dream is doomed and so the monarchy are not popular vttn— so the monarchy are not popular vttn sur— so the monarchy are not popular with snp members , but as we with snp members, but as we tnou— with snp members, but as we know. tnere— with snp members, but as we know, there aren't— with snp members, but as we know, there aren't very many snp nerneret tt— know, there aren't very many snp members. it keeps— know, there aren't very many snp members. e “t; members. it keeps falling. so i don't know if it's significant . don't know if it's significant. did you say you were a royalist earlier? yeah. yeah. i like rrtnoeee— earlier? yeah. yeah. i like princess anne. - earlier? yeah. yeah. i like princess anne. oh,- 1 ti ”7” tv/tis“ yeah. i like princess anne. ct“ 37�*” i princess anne. oh, princess anne, right. specifically wasn't it? so yeah, he's saying that that the royal family's days could be numbered in scotland . could be numbered in scotland. oh there's a lot of people. i mean, he's in— oh there's a lot of people. i mean, he's in order to achieve vnat— mean, he's in order to achieve vnat ne— mean, he's in order to achieve vnat ne wante— mean, he's in order to achieve what he wants to— mean, he's in order to achieve what he wants to achieve. this is what he wants to achieve. this te a— what he wants to achieve. this is a new strategy— what he wants to achieve. this is a new strategy because . and is a new strategy because. and if is a new strategy because. and tt tn— is a new strategy because. and tt t-n vvrong— is a new strategy because. and if i'm wrong, correct me in the vntte— if i'm wrong, correct me in the we garter— if i'm wrong, correct me in the white paper here,— if i'm wrong, correct me in the white paper here, it said that tney— white paper here, it said that tney voutt— white paper here, it said that they would keep— white paper here, it said that they would keep the queen as the neat— they would keep the queen as the neat ot— they would keep the queen as the neat ot etate— they would keep the queen as the head of state, and— they would keep the queen as the head of state, and that was unter— head of state, and that was unter ttea— head of state, and that was under alex salmond. and i think uteota— under alex salmond. and i think uteota nat— under alex salmond. and i think nicola had said— under alex salmond. and i think nicola had said the same when ene— nicola had said the same when ene vae— nicola had said the same when she was pushing— nicola had said the same when she was pushing for hers. so tnat— she was pushing for hers. so tnat natn-t— she was pushing for hers. so that hadn't worked. obviously in terme— that hadn't worked. obviously in terne ot— that hadn't worked. obviously in terms of getting— that hadn't worked. obviously in terms of getting them the result or tnteet— terms of getting them the result or indeed another— terms of getting them the result or indeed another referendum in when— or indeed another referendum in

vnton to— or indeed another referendum in which to throw,— or indeed another referendum in which to throw, if— or indeed another referendum in which to throw, if you see what i which to throw, if you see what t — which to throw, if you see what t so— which to throw, if you see what i mean. so this— which to throw, if you see what i mean. so this might really appear— i mean. so this might really appeal grassroots snp appeal to very grassroots snp euggonere— appeal to very grassroots snp eurtrtonere .— appeal to very grassroots snp supporters , right? supporters, right? i just aeeuet— supporters, right? i just assumed that people in scotland did not like the royal family. no, some people do like my mum toee— no, some people do like my mum toee ant— no, some people do like my mum toee ant ny— no, some people do like my mum does, and my aunts— no, some people do like my mum does, and my aunts do and all tnat— does, and my aunts do and all tnat ttnt— does, and my aunts do and all tnat ttnt ot— does, and my aunts do and all that kind of stuff.— does, and my aunts do and all that kind of stuff. and a lot of peonte— that kind of stuff. and a lot of peoplet ute— that kind of stuff. and a lot of people, like people did have etreet— people, like people did have street parties— people, like people did have street parties and things for tne— street parties and things for tne-are— street parties and things for tne-are tney- street parties and things for the _are they in- the jubilee. are they in a etrong— the jubilee. are they in a strong position to the jubilee. are they in a- strong-position to start strong enough position to start tattng—tanttyel strong enough position to start tattng—tanttye | strong enough position to starti taking—family? i taking on the royal family? i mean-your— taking on the royal family? i mean,-your scottish- taking on the royal family? ii mean,-your scottish what mean, your, your scottish what is vibe scottish? is the vibe kind of scottish? what's snp what's the vibe around the snp in do people think in scotland? do people think they're finished? do people still ? i don't think still like them? i don't think it's still like them? i don't think tt-e tne— still like them? i don't think tt-e tne-tnat— still like them? i don't think it's the -that everyone. it's the case that everyone tntnte— it's the case that everyonei thinks _finished. thinks that they're finished. i do thinks that they're finished. i to—ot— thinks that they're finished. i to—ot ny- thinks that they're finished. i to—ot my very. do know a lot of my very narteore— do know a lot of my very hardcore snp— do know a lot of my very hardcore snp supporting friends who hardcore snp supporting friends vno ae— hardcore snp supporting friends who are, shall— hardcore snp supporting friends who are, shall we— hardcore snp supporting friends who are, shall we say, a wee bit tteaggotntet— who are, shall we say, a wee bit disappointed with— who are, shall we say, a wee bit disappointed with them at the noent— disappointed with them at the noent ant— disappointed with them at the moment and feel that in a bit of ttearray— moment and feel that in a bit of ttearray ant— moment and feel that in a bit of disarray and maybe need to go ant— disarray and maybe need to go ant get— disarray and maybe need to go ant get tnetr— disarray and maybe need to go and get their own— disarray and maybe need to go and get their own house in ortere— and get their own house in order? those— and get their own house in order? those words aren't mine, tut— order? those words aren't mine, tut t— order? those words aren't mine, tut t tntnt— order? those words aren't mine, but i think that— order? those words aren't mine, but i think that i'm a lot of peonte— but i think that i'm a lot of geogte etttt— but i think that i'm a lot of people still would like to see tnen — people still would like to see them flourish— people still would like to see them flourish and get ultimately tntegentenoe— them flourish and get ultimately tntepentenee .— them flourish and get ultimately independence . yeah. jti independence. yeah. do you have a preference for the leader or that you're willing to share or. i'm obviously they're gone with

yusef now, so it's kind of too late. but it's too late. the funny thing, boys,- the funny thing, boys, and i think i was discussing— funny thing, boys, and i think i was discussing that with you earner.— was discussing that with you eaten t— was discussing that with you earlier, i remember when kate tortee— earlier, i remember when kate tortee vae— earlier, i remember when kate forbes was hauled earlier, i remember when kate. forbes was-hauled-the forbes was being hauled over the coate— coals about her religious tettete— coals about her religious beliefs,_the| coals about her religious- beliefs,_the other beliefs, but none of the other eantttatee— beliefs, but none of the other candidates-which- beliefs, but none of the other candidates which thought candidates were, which i thought was candidates were, which i thought nae-ott. — candidates were, which i thought nae-ott. .— candidates were, which i thought was odd. i thought, candidates were, which i thought was why odd. i thought, candidates were, which i thought was why oyou i thought, candidates were, which i thought was why oyou i th about well, why are you talking about tnate— well, why are you talking about tnate vvny— well, why are you talking about tnate vvny vny— well, why are you talking about that? why why haven't you fixed the that? why why haven't you fixed tne-vny— that? why why haven't you fixed tne-vny-you- the roads? why haven't you met— the roads? why haven't you i ttttet—att filled a pothole? i've we've all got-mayne— filled a pothole? i've we've all got-maybe-don't,l filled a pothole? i've we've all. got-maybe-don't, but got alloys. maybe you don't, but i'm got alloys. maybe you don't, but t-n an— got alloys. maybe you don't, but i'm an edinburgh— got alloys. maybe you don't, but i'm an edinburgh is particularly i'm an edinburin is particularly bad i'm an edinburgh is particularly tat ten-t— i'm an edinburgh is particularly tat ten-t rt.— i'm an edinburgh is particularly bad isn't it. edinburgh not bad isn't it. edinburgh is not great.— bad isn't it. edinburgh is not great-to— bad isn't it. edinburgh is not great-to eay- bad isn't it. edinburgh is not great-to eay .- bad isn't it. edinburgh is not great, to say . it's. great, i have to say. it's. vean.— great, i have to say. it's. vean-tat- great, i have to say. it's. vean-tat i great, i have to say. it's. yeah,-bad . ii great, i have to say. it's.- yeah,-bad . i have yeah, it's really bad. i have a tent— yeah, it's really bad. i have a trtent vno— yeah, it's really bad. i have a friend who lives— yeah, it's really bad. i have a friend who lives in south london and friend who lives in south london ant ene— friend who lives in south london ant ene vae— friend who lives in south london and she was saying— friend who lives in south london and she was saying it's pretty nettten— and she was saying it's prettyi hellish—edinburgh hellish there. but in edinburin i hellish there. but in edinburgh t—ae— hellish there. but in edinburgh t—ae-tnatl i always feel as though that youre— i always feel as though that you-re—vou-rei you're driving along. you're not neoeeeartty— necessarily looking out your vvtntereen— necessarily looking out your windscreen other traffic windscreen to see other traffic or—toottngl windscreen to see other traffic or—toottng toi windscreen to see other traffic or where looking to windscreen to see other traffic or where where looking to windscreen to see other traffic or where where the ioking to windscreen to see other traffic or where where the holes to windscreen to see other traffic or where where the holes are. see where where the holes are. oray. — see where where the holes are. oray. vean— see where where the holes are. okay. yeah basically saying fix the okay. yeah basically saying fix tne—ean- okay. yeah basically saying fix tne—tan get- okay. yeah basically saying fixi the—can get into the roads, then we can get into the roads, then we can get into tne-ot— the roads, then we can get into tne-or tate— the roads, then we can get into the-of kate forbes- the nuances of kate forbes tneotogteat— the nuances of kate forbes theological well, theological beliefs. well, we ean-vttn— theological beliefs. well, we can -with - forbes . can deal with kate forbes in a retattonentn— can deal with kate forbes in a relationship with— can deal with kate forbes in a relationship with jesus and then we relationship with jesus and then ve-teette— relationship with jesus and then ve-teotte ae— relationship with jesus and then we decide as whether we we can decide as to whether we want— we can decide as to whether we want-tantty— we can decide as to whether we want-tantty or- we can decide as to whether we want family or not. want the royal family or not. yesr _ want the royal family or not. vea-reatt— want the royal family or not. yes,-roads first. _ want the royal family or not. yes, .roads first. .rightl yes, but roads first. all right. let's roads. not let's do the next roads. not royals. not royals. royals. roads. not royals. there it the story claims it is. and the next story claims that be good for that ice cream may be good for you, it is in the guardian. you, but it is in the guardian. so we can generally assume the opposite is true. bruce yeah,

tney-re—tnat- they're trying to say that if you— they're trying to say that if you-a _ they're trying to say that if you-a enatt- they're trying to say that if you a small like they're trying to say that if. you-a small-like half you have a small it's like half a-649_ you have a small it's like half a-etg ot— you have a small it's like half a-etg ot tee— you have a small it's like half a-64g of ice cream- you have a small it's like half a 64g of ice cream a day. a cup, 64g of ice cream a day. tnte— a cup, 64g of ice cream a day. the te— a cup, 64g of ice cream a day. the te tnte— a cup, 64g of ice cream a day. this is this associate with a toveret— this is this associate with a lowered heart— this is this associate with a lowered heart problem risk and for diabetics.— lowered heart problem risk and for diabetics. now— lowered heart problem risk and for diabetics. now you have to remember that— for diabetics. now you have to remember that ice cream, full fat remember that ice cream, full tat tee— remember that ice cream, full tat toe — remember that ice cream, full fat ice cream is— remember that ice cream, full fat ice cream is full of saturated— fat ice cream is full of saturated fat- fat ice cream is full of saturated fat and sugar, eteetera— saturated fat and sugar, etoetera .— saturated fat and sugar, etcetera , etcetera. so i think etcetera, etcetera. so i think it etcetera, etcetera. so i think tt voutt— etcetera, etcetera. so i think tt voutt te— etcetera, etcetera. so i think it would be the— etcetera, etcetera. so i think it would be the case that i ton-t— it would be the case that i don't necessarily think this is a neattn— don't necessarily think this is a health food. _ don't necessarily think this is a health food. i— don't necessarily think this is a health food. i can't see how tnat— a health food. i can't see how tnat ooutt— a health food. i can't see how that could have— a health food. i can't see how that could have any . i think that could have any. i think tnat— that could have any. i think tnat voutt— that could have any. i think that would only— that could have any. i think that would only show you the ice te tne.— that would only show you the ice cream is fine, but— that would only show you the ice cream is fine, but in— that would only show you the ice cream is fine, but in moderation . tte— cream is fine, but in moderation . rte nat— cream is fine, but in moderation . it's mad. they're— cream is fine, but in moderation . it's mad. they're saying it's got a lower glycemic index than brown rice. doesn't glycemic index mean how quickly you absorb ? yeah, i find that very absorb? yeah, i find that very if you're basically tucking into a bag of frozen sugar, you know, tate and lyle , that's going to tate and lyle, that's going to get into your mainlining it. yeah, it's a pity. lewis senatter— yeah, it's a pity. lewis schaffer isn't- yeah, it's a pity. lewis schaffer isn't here. it'd be eeang— schaffer isn't here. it'd be screaming about this, but he atvaye— screaming about this, but he atvaye te— screaming about this, but he always is screaming about eonetntng. — always is screaming about something. but, you know, this ttea— something. but, you know, this ttea-tee— something. but, you know, this ttea-tee-te- something. but, you know, this idea-ice-is good. idea that ice cream is good for you,— idea that ice cream is good for you-tuttoue.— idea that ice cream is good for you, dubious. there's you, very dubious. there's no reat— you, very dubious. there's no real causation— you, very dubious. there's no real causation in— you, very dubious. there's no real causation in this story, attnougn— real causation in this story, although eating real causation in this story,. although-eating ice although i will say eating ice cream-ntgnt- although i will say eating ice cream night does make cream late at night does make you— cream late at night does make you-teee—

cream late at night does make you-teee eat— cream late at night does make you less sad temporarily. you feel less sad temporarily. ant—tne- you feel less sad temporarily.| and _the scale and then you get on the scale tne— and then you get on the scale tne-tay— and then you get on the scale tne-tay ant— and then you get on the scale the-day and it's- and then you get on the scale the day and it's so what i the next day and it's so what i voutt— the next day and it's so what i voutt tttnt— the next day and it's so what i would think, talking of scotland is would think, talking of scotland te—toottng- would think, talking of scotland te—toottng tor- would think, talking of scotland is_looking for that. is if anyone is looking for that late— is if anyone is looking for that late-ice— is if anyone is looking for that late - ice cream - is if anyone is looking for that late ice cream indulgence, is if anyone is looking for that lateyourselfe cream indulgence, is if anyone is looking for that lateyourself acream indulgence, is if anyone is looking for that lateyourself a tunnock'legence, is if anyone is looking for that lateyourself a tunnock's teacake get yourself a tunnock's teacake put it— get yourself a tunnock's teacake put it in— get yourself a tunnock's teacake put it in the — get yourself a tunnock's teacake put it in the freezer during the day— put it in the freezer during the day-tick— put it in the freezer during the day-tick n— put it in the freezer during the day-lick it like— put it in the freezer during the day lick it like it's a choc day and lick it like it's a choc ice— day and lick it like it's a choc ice and— day and lick it like it's a choc ice and then— day and lick it like it's a choc ice and then put— day and lick it like it's a choc ice and then put it back. hf» ice and then put it back. no, you— ice and then put it back. no, you eee— ice and then put it back. no, you eat the— ice and then put it back. no, you eat the whole— ice and then put it back. no, you eat the whole thing and it's only four points on the ww plan , so. okay, heard it here , so. okay, you heard it here first. great tip guys only on gb news up, drinking beer news next up, drinking beer makes and healthy. makes you happy and healthy. according drinkers according to beer drinkers weekly. — according to beer drinkers weekly. |_ according to beer drinkers weekly. i mean the daily mail. sorry— weekly. i mean the daily mail. sorry wee-e— weekly. i mean the daily mail. sorry who's doing— weekly. i mean the daily mail. sorry who's doing this on.7 . sorry who's doing this on.7 it's me when— sorry who's doing this on.7 it's me when i— sorry who's doing this on.7 it's me when h een— sorry who's doing this on.7 it's me when i can find— sorry who's doing this on.7 it's me when i can find it.- sorry who's doing this on.7 it's me when i can find it. it's. oh, thank you. you drank too much been thank you. you drank too much beer. no, i've got an extra story. we'll put that over there. cheers to that. drinking story. we'll put that over there makess to that. drinking story. we'll put that over there makes you that. drinking story. we'll put that over there makes you happierinking story. we'll put that over there makes you happier and g beer makes you happier and healthier than you're healthier than if you're a teetotal scientist can hope so. this is. this is like the ice cream. this is a is it a non—story.7 they're saying , non—story.7 know they're saying, hey, only i can do that impression of lewis. how dare you? impression of lewis. how dare you.7 i impression of lewis. how dare you? i to sleep at night with you? i go to sleep at night with it. my like an it. echoing in my brain like an app. ifs it. echoing in my brain like an app. it's not the lewis app. no, it's not the lewis schaefer app. you imagine? schaefer app. can you imagine? oh, horrible. they're oh, that's horrible. so they're saying . well, it's the old

saying that. well, it's the old thing of a little bit of something nice is good for you. they're get it and they're not saying get on it and become full blown alky, but become a full blown alky, but people some people think there's some benefits having some benefits from having some drinks, a little bit of what you fancy what drinks, a little bit of what you fancy trying what drinks, a little bit of what you fancy trying to what drinks, a little bit of what you fancy trying to say. what drinks, a little bit of what you fancy trying to say. they've'hat i was trying to say. they've singled out, though. i think this really unfair. they've this is really unfair. they've singled ipa, which this is really unfair. they've sininad ipa, which this is really unfair. they've sinin my ipa, which this is really unfair. they've sinin my opinion, ipa, which this is really unfair. they've sinin my opinion, a ipa, which this is really unfair. they've sinin my opinion, a great which this is really unfair. they've sinin my opinion, a great drink is, in my opinion, a great drink and that if you have four and said that if you have four pints of that, it can deliver half of your daily calories. so they're saying be they're sort of saying be careful. well, they're sort of saying be careful . well, my grandma used careful. well, my grandma used to careful. well, my grandma used he eay— careful. well, my grandma used he say a— careful. well, my grandma used he say e hhhhhe— careful. well, my grandma used to say a little of— careful. well, my grandma used to say a little of what- f well, my grandma used to say a little of what you fancy— to say a little of what you fancy eeee— to say a little of what you fancy does you— to say a little of what you fancy does you good. but she was morbidly— fancy does you good. but she was morbidly obese.— fancy does you good. but she was morbidly obese. bruce any eehhehh— morbidly obese. bruce any comment on this? well mine. comment on this? well not mine. hem — comment on this? well not mine. hem _ehese— comment on this? well not mine. hem _obeselme- comment on this? well not mine. from _obeselme .- from morbidly obese to me. thanks. seamless. thanks. that was seamless. beautiful. enjoyed beautiful. i've enjoyed the casual racism, homophobia casual racism, the homophobia and the fascism. ehm yeah. i think a little bit of what you fancy does you good. i'm i don't think a litre of gin would do you any harm. i live as experience of it. okay. my problem with this- f c my problem with this story is that it problem with this story is that hh wee— problem with this story is that hh eeh— problem with this story is that it was self assessed. so it's me— it was self assessed. so it's hhhe, weeh— it was self assessed. so it's hhhe, yeah we— it was self assessed. so it's like, yeah, we feel it was self assessed. so it's- like, yeah, we feel-we're like, yeah, we feel happy, we're emhh— like, yeah, we feel happy, we're drunk-basically- like, yeah, we feel happy, we're drunk. basically my take. drunk. that's basically my take. so drunk. that's basically my take. se—ewemheh- drunk. that's basically my take. so_guardian againi so let's do the guardian again whhh— so let's do the guardian again whhh-ehewh— so let's do the guardian againi with-about-children with a story about why children ehewhe— with a story about why childrenj should—gunter should be banned. chris gunter why— should be banned. chris gunter why-meme— should be banned. chris gunteri why-should-we're why children should be. we're doing— why children should be. we're

doing-life— why children should be. we're doing-life. we're- why children should be. m; ”c: 01]th c ”hi; we're doing why children should be. m; ”c: 2h:::h g c �*72; we're doing the doing from life. we're doing the playing— doing from life. we're doing the heme ewhehee— doing from life. we're doing the heme ewhehee . — doing from life. we're doing the playing outside . oh- doing from life. we're doing the playing outside . oh uk- 2hi g c ”hi; we're doing the playing outside . o" c playing outside. oh uk families tell of threats and police warnings over children playing in the street . i've written on in the street. i've written on here. this is a story about nick's life. this is a story about children playing loudly outside that's plaguing you, isn't it? yeah, because you've seen house. because when seen my house. because when the beeh— seen my house. because when the heeh—eereee— seen my house. because when the heeh—eereee me- seen my house. because when the heeh—eereee and h- seen my house. because when the boat—garage and i let. boat was at the garage and i let you,— boat was at the garage and i let yew, wee— boat was at the garage and i let yew, you knew,— boat was at the garage and i let yew, you knew, wee— boat was at the garage and i let you, you know, you wanted to come on island— you, you know, you wanted to come on island overlooks a eewhwere. — come on island overlooks a courtyard. and— come on island overlooks a courtyard. 2 come on island overlooks a courtyard. come on island overlooks a- courtyard. and the problem is in the courtyard. that's a nice way of putting it. joy happens , and of putting it. joy happens, and nick doesn't like this. it's very loud, joy. but basically the very loud, joy. but basically hhe hee— very loud, joy. but basically the kids scream— very loud, joy. but basically the kids scream all- while 2 but basically the kids scream all day and while 412 but basically the kids scream all day and it's hhe— the kids scream all day and it's hhe eh— the kids scream all day and it's kind of echoes— the kids scream all day and it's kind of echoes around. it's like hee— kind of echoes around. it's like bad architecture.— kind of echoes around. it's like bad architecture. you bad architecture. do you live heerlhhheh— bad architecture. do you live near primary school? no they near a primary school? no they weee— garden- near a primary school? no they use—a garden area,| use this kind of a garden area, huh— use this kind of a garden area, huh hhew— use this kind of a garden area, but they think— use this kind of a garden area, but they think it's— use this kind of a garden area, but they think it's a playground and hey— but they think it's a playground and they literally— but they think it's a playground and they literally scream from but they think it's a playground and till/ literally scream from but they think it's a playground and till ioterally scream from but they think it's a playground and till 10 p.m.y scream from but they think it's a playground and till 10 pm. fromham from but they think it's a playground and till 10 pm. from abouttm four till 10 pm. from about ahm— four till 10 pm. from about april-october. - four till 10 pm. from about april october. it's april to october. and it's horrendous— april to october. and it's horrendous because this is hehhhe— horrendous because this is hehhhe-heh- horrendous because this is talking let them horrendous because this is- talking-let them out horrendous because this is- talianj-let them out horrendous because this is talian hour. let them out horrendous because this is talian hour. that'sat them out horrendous because this is talian hour. that's okay.m out horrendous because this is talian hour. that's okay. butjt horrendous because this is talian hour. that's okay. but in for an hour. that's okay. but in hreheh— for an hour. that's okay. but in broken britain— for an hour. that's okay. but in broken britain it— for an hour. that's okay. but in broken britain it is. noise is a eehh— broken britain it is. noise is a eehh .— broken britain it is. noise is a serious point . on— broken britain it is. noise is a serious point . on one hand, serious point. on one hand, i hen-h— serious point. on one hand, i eeh-h hhhe— serious point. on one hand, i don't like the— serious point. on one hand, i don't like the nanny state. i wehh— don't like the nanny state. i wehh hee— don't like the nanny state. i want kids to _ don't like the nanny state. i want kids to play. on the other hand,— want kids to play. on the other hand, wee— want kids to play. on the other hand, you hen-h— want kids to play. on the other hand, you don't want them ewhehee— hand, you don't want them. outside _ exactly. outside your house. exactly. hem. — outside your house. exactly. yeah. think that's yeah. no, and i think that's fair enough, if you're

fair enough, because if you're in quadrangle, you're going to fair enough, because if you're in

eehehhhe— much, because i think it's something-13- much, because i think it's something 13 pints of water something like 13 pints of water per something like 13 pints of water per singular— something like 13 pints of water per singular flush. so think per singular flush. so i think wheh— per singular flush. so i think wheh hhew— per singular flush. so i think what they are— per singular flush. so i think what they are trying to say, if you— what they are trying to say, if you 90— what they are trying to say, if you 90 her— what they are trying to say, if you 90 her e— what they are trying to say, if you 90 her e we— what they are trying to say, if you go for a we try and leave it for you go for a we try and leave it her ee— you go for a we try and leave it her ee hehe— you go for a we try and leave it her ee hehe ee— you go for a we try and leave it for as long as you— you go for a we try and leave it for as long as you can. not if wee-we— for as long as you can. not if wee-we heeh— for as long as you can. not if you've been drinking a lot of he— you've been drinking a lot of hhe hw— you've been drinking a lot of the ipa because— you've been drinking a lot of the ipa because it'll be honking and the ipa because it'll be honking ehe h— the ipa because it'll be honking ehe h wee-re— the ipa because it'll be honking and if you're like— the ipa because it'll be honking and if you're like me, you've got— and if you're like me, you've heeh-ree— and if you're like me, you've got-red diffusers- and if you're like me, you've got red diffusers your got lovely red diffusers in your hehhreem— got lovely red diffusers in your bathroom,-smell- got lovely red diffusers in your bathroom, smell them bathroom, you won't smell them ene— bathroom, you won't smell them ene-knew— bathroom, you won't smell them and-know what- bathroom, you won't smell them and know what they're and i don't know what they're eewhe— and i don't know what they're saving—for- and i don't know what they're. saying—for-loath saying about going for i'm loath to saying about going for i'm loath he-hhe— saying about going for i'm loath to .the-number- saying about going for i'm loath to the number two. it's to use the word number two. it's heeh—huh- to use the word number two. it's heeh—huh wee- to use the word number two. it's twehleehe-hwh wee- to use the word number two. it's just going for but you to use the word number two. it's just going for an3ut you to use the word number two. it's just going for an evacuation know, going for an evacuation ene— know, going for an evacuation ehe h— know, going for an evacuation ehe h eweeeee— know, going for an evacuation and i suppose it's— know, going for an evacuation and i suppose it's up to the hehweweh— and i suppose it's up to the individual how— and i suppose it's up to the individual how long you would and i suppose it's up to the indivithat how long you would and i suppose it's up to the indivithat lolling ng you would and i suppose it's up to the indivithat lolling abouti would and i suppose it's up to the indivithat lolling about in'ould and i suppose it's up to the indivithat lolling about in your want that lolling about in your pen.— want that lolling about in your heeh-knew- want that lolling about in your pan.-know that- want that lolling about in your pan. know that after a pan. i mean, i know that after a eewhhe— pan. i mean, i know that after a eewhhe-hhehhe- pan. i mean, i know that after a couple nights drinking couple of heavy nights drinking hheh— couple of heavy nights drinking hheh-hhehh— couple of heavy nights drinking that-might not— couple of heavy nights drinking that might not not that you might not not acknowledge but yeah, acknowledge it, but yeah, i mean, are you going to start hhwehhe— mean, are you going to start hheehhe your— mean, are you going to start flushing your toilet? .. flushing your toilet? i mean, hm— flushing your toilet? i mean, h-m cehehmhw— flushing your toilet? i mean, i'm certainly not going to the only, the only like little bit i'm certainly not going to the onwiggle only like little bit i'm certainly not going to the onwiggle roomike little bit i'm certainly not going to the onwiggle room i'lllittle bit i'm certainly not going to the onwiggle room i'll give bit i'm certainly not going to the onwiggle room i'll give them is of wiggle room i'll give them is if if you're if you, if you, if you're drinking lot of water and drinking a lot of water and you're going wheat, you're going for wheat, sometimes virtually sometimes it's like virtually water anyway. that's the water anyway. maybe that's the only bit only time there's a little bit of generally of leeway. but generally i'm against where's all against this. and where's all our we have our water gone? we have got loads of water. we loads of water. suddenly we don't any. well, i'm don't have any of any. well, i'm amazed don't have any of any. well, i'm eeee wee— don't have any of any. well, i'm amazed you haven't— 2 e well, i'm amazed you haven't mentioned the heeh—h— amazed you haven't mentioned the heeh—h hhewehh- amazed you haven't mentioned the boat—i thought i'm- boat for this one. i thought i'm going— boat for this one. i thought i'm eetng-eh— boat for this one. i thought i'm going-an absolute- going to get an absolute

hehhehhe— going to get an absolute hammering-i- going to get an absolute hammering i didn't want going to get an absolute- hammering-i didn't want to hammering here. i didn't want to be hammering here. i didn't want to he — hammering here. i didn't want to he ohm.— hammering here. i didn't want to be mean. okay, good.- hammering here. i didn't want to be mean. d be mean. okay, good. what do you do boat? it just over do on the boat? is it just over the side? the no it's not the side? the boat? no it's not ever-hh— the side? the boat? no it's not ever-hm heh— the side? the boat? no it's not ever-hm heh e— the side? the boat? no it's not over-i'm not a pirate- 2hi;7 the boat? no it's not over i'm not a pirate neck. over the. i'm not a pirate neck. the— over the. i'm not a pirate neck. the heh— over the. i'm not a pirate neck. i've got modern— over the. i'm not a pirate neck. i've got modern boating facilities.— facilities. is google it? i wen-h— facilities. is google it? i weh-h eew— facilities. is google it? i weh-h eew hh— facilities. is google it? i won't say it on- facilities. is google it? i won't say it on here. i think he— won't say it on here. i think hhhe he— won't say it on here. i think hhhe he heeh— won't say it on here. i think this is just about- won't say it on here. i think this is just about getting eeeehe— this is just about getting people people to have smart metres but hheh-e—eheh- people to have smart metres but that's—smart metres that's just pushing smart metres eehh— that's just pushing smart metres heeh-heh— that's just pushing smart metres aren't-but exactly.- that's just pushing smart metres aren't-but exactly. no - aren't they. but exactly. no i may this up. is that may have picked this up. is that smart what's smart metres to see what's leaving or it how leaving your body or is it how much you're using. no it's much water you're using. no it's not for your body, although there probably for there probably is an app for that thing. now to that sort of thing. now it's to measure-activity,- that sort of thing. now it's to measure-activity, isn't. 3 now it's to measure activity, isn't it? measure your activity, isn't it? heeh— measure your activity, isn't it? your-consumption- measure your activity, isn't it? your consumption . yes. for your water consumption. yes. for the your water consumption. yes. for hhelhhe— your water consumption. yes. for hhelhhe heme.— your water consumption. yes. for the-the home. not- your water consumption. yes. for the the home. not for the the for the home. not for the heeh— the for the home. not for the heeh-wheh- the for the home. not for the body, water drink the for the home. not for the. body,-water.drink . body, but not water to drink. hhe— body, but not water to drink. hh-e weheh— body, but not water to drink. hh-e weheh he — body, but not water to drink. it's water to flush. _ body, but not water to drink. . well, it's it's water to flush. well, it's all the water,— it's water to flush. well, it's all the water,-it?- it's water to flush. well, it's all the water,-it? - it's water to flush. well, it's all the water,-it? so. it's water to flush. well, it's. all the water,-it? so are all the water, isn't it? so are hheh— all the water, isn't it? so are they-to— all the water, isn't it? so are they-to wehh- all the water, isn't it? so are they-to want us- all the water, isn't it? so are they to want us to stop they going to want us to stop showering bathing and all showering and bathing and all that kind of slippery slope? showering and bathing and all that klid of slippery slope? showering and bathing and all that kl rememberery slope? showering and bathing and all that kl remember before )e? showering and bathing and all that kl remember before holly well, i remember before holly willoughby got this morning gig, she some kind of she was the face of some kind of shouting that you can shouting campaign that you can do minute. 30 seconds. do it in a minute. 30 seconds. she the face of she was the face of non flushing. let's the flushing. let's do the independent- flushing. let's do the. independent-quickly independent very quickly before the independent very quickly before hhe—eeee— independent very quickly before hhe—eeee-eehel the break. and dogs and cats whhh— the break. and dogs and cats whhh-ehh. — the break. and dogs and cats will-all. cressida- the break. and dogs and cats will all. cressida dogs will kill us all. cressida dogs ene— will kill us all. cressida dogs ehe eehe— will kill us all. cressida dogs and cats passing— will kill us all. cressida dogs and cats passing on antibiotic heehehehh— and cats passing on antibiotic resistant superbugs to owners. oh resistant superbugs to owners. oh ee— resistant superbugs to owners. oh so hhe— resistant superbugs to owners. oh so the advice— resistant superbugs to owners.

oh so the advice here- resistant superbugs to owners. oh so the advice here is- resistant superbugs to owners. oh so the advice here is wash your hands after picking up your dogs. number two. thank you . as dogs. number two. thank you. as if people aren't doing that anyway . and also after petting anyway. and also after petting your dog, i don't think that's going to go down well if you're a dog owner, aren't you? was you were saying and you're not going to wash your hands after every time had. i didn't. i time you've had. i didn't. i used time you've had. i didn't. i heeh-hheh— time you've had. i didn't. i used-lick-teeth- time you've had. i didn't. i used-lick-teeth and. used to lick my teeth and ewehhhhhg— used to lick my teeth and everything could everything that dog could have eehe— everything that dog could have hem—heeh.- everything that dog could have done _yeah.-no,l done about you. yeah. so, no, heh—hhe- done about you. yeah. so, no, heh—hhhhe he- done about you. yeah. so, no, but—thing is that. but i think the thing is that eeehhe— but i think the thing is that eeeehe-hewe- but i think the thing is that people have enough filth people don't have enough filth on people don't have enough filth eh hheh— people don't have enough filth eh hheh ene— people don't have enough filth on them and that's why people are on them and that's why people hh— on them and that's why people are ill. that's— on them and that's why people are ill. that's the— on them and that's why people are ill. that's the whole thing. so are ill. that's the whole thing. so we— are ill. that's the whole thing. so we wouldn't— are ill. that's the whole thing. so we wouldn't need- are ill. that's the whole thing. so we wouldn't need the- so we wouldn't need the antibiotics place. antibiotics in the first place. we kissed a few dogs. we just all kissed a few dogs. well, yeah. let your dog slap it over-you're having- over you. if you're having eehehhhhe— over you. if you're having something to— over you. if you're having something to eat, you know, i wewhe— something to eat, you know, i would stroke— something to eat, you know, i would stroke the— something to eat, you know, i would stroke the dog and then eat would stroke the dog and theni eeh—knew. eat the cheese. and, you know, it eat the cheese. and, you know, hh-eeehh— eat the cheese. and, you know, hh-eeehh — eat the cheese. and, you know, hh-eeehh ohm- eat the cheese. and, you know, it - good. okay, well, i it was all good. okay, well, we've to go to the next we've got to go to the next break. but chris, do you have a pet the or was it just pet by the way, or was it just on bow? is it seal fish? on the bow? is it a seal fish? sorry. all right. that's part three bag. but coming up three in the bag. but coming up in section, ufos in the final section, ufos explained ultimate lady explained the ultimate cat lady and why fat people should get free see you after the .

break welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the mail and a story about body positive people and why they need more space and deserve more space plane. bruce know space on a plane. bruce you know , love how i've got the body , i love how i've got the body positive piece, but then , i love how i've got the body positi you piece, but then , i love how i've got the body positi you go. ece, but then , i love how i've got the body positi you go. and)ut then , i love how i've got the body positi you go. and because you there you go. and because you eeh-h— there you go. and because you eeh-h hheh— ”hi;:i: 36» and because you can't see that anymore, ”hi;:i: 2hi» and because you can't see that anymore, if can't see that anymore, now if wee-e— can't see that anymore, now if wee-helhheeeh— can't see that anymore, now if you'relbigger-like- can't see that anymore, now if you're bigger like me and you're a bigger man like me and i you're a bigger man like me and h-hweh— you're a bigger man like me and h-hweh bigger— you're a bigger man like me and i-much bigger last- you're a bigger man like me and i much bigger last year, i was much bigger last year, wee-re—hehhei i was much bigger last year, you're—build ori you're either rugby build or wee-re— you're either rugby build or weee-hhe— you're either rugby build or you're erg thick. so you're thick erg thick. so a hhee— you're thick erg thick. so a he ehe— you're thick erg thick. so a plus size influencer has demanded— plus size influencer has demanded the federal aviation aehherhhw— demanded the federal aviation aehherhhw ehe— demanded the federal aviation authority and airlines give ewerwehehh— authority and airlines give overweight flyers as many free eeehe— overweight flyers as many free eeehe ee— overweight flyers as many free eeehe ee hhew— overweight flyers as many free seats as they require to fly by eermerhehhw. — seats as they require to fly by comfortably. gaoli in cheney, i hheeehh— comfortably. gaoli in cheney, i hheeehh hh— comfortably. gaoli in cheney, i thought it was— comfortably. gaoli in cheney, i thought it was lawrence cheney whe— thought it was lawrence cheney whe we— thought it was lawrence cheney whe hee— thought it was lawrence cheney who won drag race. but no, it heeh— who won drag race. but no, it teeh hhe— who won drag race. but no, it was just the same— who won drag race. but no, it was just the same name. a travel ehe— was just the same name. a travel ehe hhreehwhe— was just the same name. a travel and lifestyle creator— was just the same name. a travel and lifestyle creator based in vancouver wants _ and lifestyle creator based in vancouver wants the ffa to preheeh— vancouver wants the ffa to preheeh ehee— vancouver wants the ffa to protect plus size travellers and hehhhe— protect plus size travellers and hehhhg flying— protect plus size travellers and hehhhg flying hh— protect plus size travellers and making flying in coach comfortable- making flying in coach comfortable and accessible for everyone. cheney—

comfortable and accessible for everyone. cheney admits that eme— everyone. cheney admits that erhee hhehehe— everyone. cheney admits that price tickets would have to rise if price tickets would have to rise hr ehe— price tickets would have to rise hr ehe — price tickets would have to rise if she were to— price tickets would have to rise if she were to get— price tickets would have to rise if she were to get her way and concedes non— if she were to get her way and concedes non overweight eeeeeheere— concedes non overweight passengers would be faced with hheher— passengers would be faced with higher emcee— passengers would be faced with higher prices to— passengers would be faced with higher prices to help cover improvements— higher prices to help cover improvements in videos on her heheererh — improvements in videos on her instagram. cheney is widely documented— instagram. cheney is widely documented her struggles flying heh— documented her struggles flying heh ehewhhe— documented her struggles flying from showing her— documented her struggles flying from showing her and her hewhhehe— from showing her and her boyfriend to— from showing her and her boyfriend to being tightly peeked— boyfriend to being tightly packed-seats- boyfriend to being tightly packed seats and also packed into seats and also ehewhhe— packed into seats and also showing what— packed into seats and also showing what some passengers hewe— showing what some passengers hewe eehe— showing what some passengers hewe eehe he— showing what some passengers have said to her,— showing what some passengers have said to her, including , have said to her, including, eerrw— have said to her, including, eerrw. h— have said to her, including, sorry, i shouldn't laugh, asking if sorry, i shouldn't laugh, asking hr ehe-e— sorry, i shouldn't laugh, asking if she'd bought— sorry, i shouldn't laugh, asking if she'd bought the two seats. so if she'd bought the two seats. se hheh-e— if she'd bought the two seats. so that's quite— if she'd bought the two seats. so that's quite mean. i think hheh— so that's quite mean. i think hheh he— so that's quite mean. i think hheh he .— so that's quite mean. i think that is . cheney— so that's quite mean. i think that is . cheney currently uses that is. cheney currently uses eeehhehh— that is. cheney currently uses seatbelt extenders to make rhwhhe— seatbelt extenders to make flying here— seatbelt extenders to make flying more comfortable. she heeh-h— flying more comfortable. she hasn't commented on she hasn't commented on why she teeen-h— hasn't commented on why she eeeeh-h fly— hasn't commented on why she doesn't fly first— hasn't commented on why she doesn't fly first business doesn't fly first or business eheee— doesn't fly first or business class where _ doesn't fly first or business class where the— doesn't fly first or business class where the seats are hheeer— class where the seats are biggere heh— class where the seats are bigger, but she can't afford it, perheee— bigger, but she can't afford it, eerheee. wehh— bigger, but she can't afford it, perhaps. well maybe not. but hheh— perhaps. well maybe not. but hheh h— perhaps. well maybe not. but hheh h eeehe— perhaps. well maybe not. but then i would have thought if she was-influencer,— then i would have thought if she was-influencer, do— then i would have thought if she was influencer, do you not was an influencer, do you not get— was an influencer, do you not eeh—er— was an influencer, do you not eeh—er eheh- was an influencer, do you not get—of stuff for. get quite a lot of stuff for heeh— get quite a lot of stuff for heee h— get quite a lot of stuff for free? i mean,— get quite a lot of stuff for free? i mean, is- get quite a lot of stuff for free? i mean, is of this free? i mean, is any of this hee— free? i mean, is any of this hee hreweh— free? i mean, is any of this free travel-now?- free? i mean, is any of this free travel now? free? i mean, is any of this. free travel-now? i don't free travel right now? i don't know — free travel right now? i don't know heh— free travel right now? i don't know. but isn't— free travel right now? i don't know. but isn't this- free travel right now? 2 .. e but isn't this a crazy free travel right now? 2 .. e thatt isn't this a crazy free travel right now? 2 .. e that alli't this a crazy free travel right now? 2 .. e that all plusis a crazy free travel right now? 2 .. e that all plus size crazy claim that all plus size eeeeeheere— claim that all plus size passengers should be provided whhh—er- passengers should be provided whhh—er with an extra free seat or even 2 er— with an extra free seat or even 2 er|eeehe— with an extra free seat or even 2 or seats, depending on their with an extra free seat or even 2 or that:s, depending on their with an extra free seat or even 2 or that is depending on their with an extra free seat or even 2 or that is wild,iding on their with an extra free seat or even 2 or that is wild, isn't on their with an extra free seat or even 2 or that is wild, isn't it? their with an extra free seat or even 2 or that is wild, isn't it? itieir size? that is wild, isn't it? it hete— size? that is wild, isn't it? it here he— size? that is wild, isn't it? it made me laugh— size? that is wild, isn't it? it made me laugh with an extra free eeeh— made me laugh with an extra free eeehleweh— made me laugh with an extra free eeehlewehler— made me laugh with an extra free eeehlewehler e.— made me laugh with an extra free seat-evenlors. _ made me laugh with an extra free seat-evenlor 3. yeah.- made me laugh with an extra free seat even or 3. “4i»?" seat or even 2 or 3. yeah. i . h— seat or even 2 or 3. yeah. i mean , i just it's very modern

mean, i just it's a very modern problem, isn't it? the mean, i just it's a very modern problem, isn't it ? the fact that problem, isn't it? the fact that she sat in a seat that gave her bruises. yeah and she was eherehh — bruises. yeah and she was chafed. it's— bruises. yeah and she was chafed. it's. but- “4i»?" and she was chafed. . but that's the chafed. it's. but that's the hhe— chafed. it's. but that's the hhhhe. hee— chafed. . but that's the thing. you're having to lube eeehhe— thing. you're having to lube eeeehe eh. — thing. you're having to lube eeeehe eh. serrw— thing. you're having to lube people up. sorry for her, but it's not. it's not very dignified. but i don't think the answer is everyone else has to pay answer is everyone else has to pay the seats . but why are pay for the seats. but why are we hhhhhhhh— pay for the seats. but why are we thinking, you— pay for the seats. but why are we thinking, you know,- but why are we thinking, you know, when wee— we thinking, you know, when you're on .train- we thinking, you know, when you're on train and you're on the train and ehehheeeh— you're on the train and sometimes put you're on the train and- sometimes-put the hand you're on the train and- som up? es-put the hand you're on the train and- som up? can-put the hand you're on the train and- som up? can you-put the hand you're on the train and som up? can you can ut the hand you're on the train and som up? can you can youte hand you're on the train and som up? can you can you dotand you're on the train and som up? can you can you do that rest up? can you can you do that on rest up? can you can you do that eh-er— rest up? can you can you do that eh-er eeehee— rest up? can you can you do that on-of seats? so— rest up? can you can you do that on of seats? so then. on rows of seats? so then. righte— on rows of seats? so then. hhehh. ee— on rows of seats? so then. hhehh. se wee— on rows of seats? so then. right, so you can spread out. do you— right, so you can spread out. do wee-wheh— right, so you can spread out. do wee-wheh h— right, so you can spread out. do you-what i mean?- right, so you can spread out. do you what i mean? yeah. you see what i mean? yeah. she eehhe— you see what i mean? yeah. she eehhhe-hexh— you see what i mean? yeah. she spills-next person. - spills into the next person. hheh— spills into the next person. hheh mhehh— spills into the next person. that might be— spills into the next person. that might be a— spills into the next person. that might be a barrier- that might be a barrier to somebody personal space. that might be a barrier to somthat's personal space. that might be a barrier to somthat's true. we rsonal space. that might be a barrier to somthat's true. we rsona space. that might be a barrier to somthat's true. we rson a storye. oh, that's true. we did a story hhe— oh, that's true. we did a story hhe ehher— oh, that's true. we did a story hhe ehher hew— oh, that's true. we did a story the other day about— o" we did a story the other day about someone whe-e— the other day about someone whee-hee— the other day about someone who's-had sort— the other day about someone who's-had sort of- the other day about someone who's had sort of over who's fat had sort of gone over hhe— who's fat had sort of gone over hhhe-eeeh— who's fat had sort of gone over into-seat and- who's fat had sort of gone over into-seat and the- who's fat had sort of gone over into seat and the other into the next seat and the other hereeh— into the next seat and the otheri hereeh—hhe person who got annoyed, the kid had person who got annoyed, the kid hee eehh— person who got annoyed, the kid heeh eehe. hew.— person who got annoyed, the kid had said, hey, this— person who got annoyed, the kid had said, hey, this guy's fat, is had said, hey, this guy's fat, he hh— had said, hey, this guy's fat, he he hw— had said, hey, this guy's fat, he he rhw eeeh— had said, hey, this guy's fat, is in my seat, should buy had said, hey, this guy's fat, is irseats.eat, should buy had said, hey, this guy's fat, is irseats.eat, then should buy had said, hey, this guy's fat, is irseats.eat, then thisild buy had said, hey, this guy's fat, is irseats.eat, then this kid 3uy had said, hey, this guy's fat, is irseats.eat, then this kid got two seats. and then this kid got eheehee— two seats. and then this kid got eheehee eh— two seats. and then this kid got shouted off the— two seats. and then this kid got shouted off the plane, heeheehhw. — shouted off the plane, basically. so - shouted off the plane, basically. so yeah, the basically. so yeah, it's the eehhee.— basically. so yeah, it's the. politics. - desperately politics. i do feel desperately eerrw— politics. i do feel desperately eerrwlher. — politics. i do feel desperately eerrwlher. hh— politics. i do feel desperately sorry-her. it must- politics. i do feel desperately sorry her. . sorry for her. it must be a nightmare. yeah. yeah nightmare. well, yeah. yeah eheehehehw. — nightmare. well, yeah. yeah absolutely. - let's- .. 2 ”hi: well, yeah. yeah absolutely. let's stick absolutely. well, let's stick whhh—heel absolutely. well, let's stick. with _ leo was with that. i mean, if leo was here.— with that. i mean, if leo was here. hh— with that. i mean, if leo was here, it makes— with that. i mean, if leo was here, it makes me- with that. i mean, if leo was here, it makes me laugh. i'd say eehehhhhe— here, it makes me laugh. i'd say something much— here, it makes me laugh. i'd say something much nastier, but heh-e— something much nastier, but heh—hheh.- something much nastier, but let's—that. let'sl let's just go with that. let's ehheh— let's just go with that. let's etch-hhe— let's just go with that. let's stick-the male.- let's just go with that. let's stick-the male. i- let's just go with that. let's stick the male. i think let's just go with that. let's stick founde male. i think let's just go with that. let's stick found the ale. i think let's just go with that. let's stick found the woman ink we've found the woman responsible— we've found the woman responsible the we've found the woman responsible .the cat responsible for the term cat heew—

responsible for the term cat heeh-eehhee— responsible for the term cat lady gunter. think we lady chris gunter. i think we hewe. — lady chris gunter. i think we hewe. _gavel lady chris gunter. i think we| hewe. _eewe mw lady chris gunter. i think we- have. _gave my cat have. my husband gave my cat to an shelter without my an animal shelter without my permission. says our bond permission. he says our bond is creepy, i'm for creepy, so i'm filing for divorce. now, when i divorce. creepy. now, when i first heard this, i thought, that's who would first heard this, i thought, that away who would first heard this, i thought, that away their who would first heard this, i thought, that away their wifelho would first heard this, i thought, that away their wife so would first heard this, i thought, that away their wife s petiuld give away their wife s pet without them knowing? i mean, that does sound like grounds for divorce. but then i read on she got this cat, benji, when her father died two years ago, and she thinks that benji is the reincarnation . i know. of reincarnation. i know. i know of her father . when i look into his her father. when i look into his eyes, i feel something more than a cat. i really believe benji is the reincarnation my and a cat. i really believe benji is thtthaticarnation my and a cat. i really believe benji is thtthat point, ion my and a cat. i really believe benji is thtthat point, in my and a cat. i really believe benji is thtthat point, i just my and a cat. i really believe benji is thtthat point, i just thought. and at that point, i just thought. no, i know it's like to no, i know what it's like to love pet. a lot, but this love your pet. a lot, but this is we've all got our and is we've all got our limits. and i when people don't i hate it when people don't treat animals as animals. yeah, because. because you're hhhhhhhh— i because you're thinking, actually, because. because you're thinking,-actually, it thinking, well, actually, if it is thinking, well, actually, if it ended— thinking, well, actually, if it is dad reincarnated, then at thinking, well, actually, if it is it'sd reincarnated, then at thinking, well, actually, if it is it'sd reicheating. , then at thinking, well, actually, if it is it'sd reicheating. yousn at least it's not cheating. you knew.— least it's not cheating. you knew-wee. — least it's not cheating. you knew-wee. we.- least it's not cheating. you know, you. no, it's not. know, with you. no, it's not. he— know, with you. no, it's not. he heh— know, with you. no, it's not. he heh e— know, with you. no, it's not. it's not a betrayal. this relationship.- it's not a betrayal. this relationship. it relationship. then again, it is hehehhw— relationship. then again, it is totally mental. _ relationship. then again, it is totally mental. so on those eeehhe— totally mental. so on those grounds, would— totally mental. so on those grounds, would you break? what totally mental. so on those groyous, would you break? what totally mental. so on those groyou think, .d you break? what totally mental. so on those groyou think, bruce?)reak? what totally mental. so on those groyou think, bruce? i'm(? what totally mental. so on those groyou think, bruce? i'm more at do you think, bruce? i'm more werrhee— do you think, bruce? i'm more worried about— do you think, bruce? i'm more worried about how, for the eehhee— worried about how, for the eehhee er— worried about how, for the demise of the— worried about how, for the demise of the cat because then ehe-e— demise of the cat because then ehe-e-he— demise of the cat because then ehe-e-he hehe— demise of the cat because then she's-to have to- demise of the cat because then she's to have to mourn she's going to have to mourn ehhw— she's going to have to mourn ehhw-heh— she's going to have to mourn only-but-father. only the cat but her father hwhee. — only the cat but her father

hwhee. _wh- only the cat but her father twice. _lot. yesi only the cat but her father| twice. _lot. yes . only the cat but her father- twice. _lot. yes. unless twice. that's a lot. yes. unless he eehhee— twice. that's a lot. yes. unless he comes back— twice. that's a lot. yes. unless he comes back again— twice. that's a lot. yes. unless he comes back again as- twice. yes. unless he comes back again as like ehehher— he comes back again as like ehehhereeh. — he comes back again as like another pet. i— he comes back again as like another pet. 2 another pet. i think he might like dalai lama. he just like the dalai lama. he just keeps back like the dalai lama. he just keeps-back as- like the dalai lama. he justi keeps-back as well. like the dalai lama. he just- keeps-back as well. just keeps coming back as well. just ehmeremh— keeps coming back as well. just ehmeremh hehe— keeps coming back as well. just different pets throughout the house, like llamas and things. yeah. or objects . yeah. the yeah. or objects. yeah. the heheh— yeah. or objects. yeah. the heheh hehe— yeah. or objects. yeah. the dalai lama is— yeah. or objects. yeah. the dalai lama is not an actual heme.— dalai lama is not an actual hhehe. heeh— dalai lama is not an actual llama. just to— dalai lama is not an actual llama. just to clarify. no, no, hhe— llama. just to clarify. no, no, we r— llama. just to clarify. no, no, no. it's i think— llama. just to clarify. no, no, no. it's i think kelly- llama. just to clarify. no, no, no. . "e: no. it's i think kelly holmes and elizabeth that keep and elizabeth hurley that keep llamas , right? no. alpacas. llamas, right? no. alpacas. sorry yeah. see, that's where he wehh— sorry yeah. see, that's where he wehh. hheh— sorry yeah. see, that's where he wehh. hheh wee— sorry yeah. see, that's where he went. that was the— yeah. see, that's where he went. that was the floor there . went. that was the floor there. all went. that was the floor there. ahh righte— went. that was the floor there. all right, well,— went. that was the floor there. all right, well, i— went. that was the floor there. all right, well, i think we hehehhw— all right, well, i think we probably 90t— all right, well, i think we probably got as much as we can out probably got as much as we can eeh er— probably got as much as we can eeh er hhe— probably got as much as we can out of the mad— probably got as much as we can out of the mad cat— probably got as much as we can out of the mad cat person, i rec-heh — out of the mad cat person, i rec-heh se— out of the mad cat person, i reckon. so let's— out of the mad cat person, i reckon. so let's do the mirror .eeh-h— reckon. so let's do the mirror now.-don't-aboutl reckon. so let's do the mirror- now. .don't-about ufos now. and don't worry about ufos .-teeh— now. and don't worry about ufos .-teeh-herh - now. and don't worry about ufos .-teeh-herh eh- . they're just seeds from an ehheh— . they're just seeds from an alien mothership. bruce? yes. nowh— alien mothership. bruce? yes. wew. mw— alien mothership. bruce? yes. wew. mw hhemh— alien mothership. bruce? yes. now, my friend wayne- alien mothership. bruce? yes. now, my friend wayne is- alien mothership. bruce? yes. now, my friend wayne is very into all kind of. i was into all this kind of. i was going to say nonsense , but going to say nonsense, but that's. that's very cruel. and it's when they said the pentagon official says ufos could official says that ufos could just be dandelion seed probes from alien motherships side visions. these kind of green visions. are these kind of green things. you blew on things. remember, you blew on those dandelion clocks all those dandelion clocks and all that of stuff. and is that that kind of stuff. and is that them spreading their neutrons and their just to take and their mucus just to take over like that? mars attacks film . but sarah jessica parker

film. but sarah jessica parker was , i think, chihuahua. now, was, i think, a chihuahua. now, the other thing was the interstellar objects such as the cigar shaped and i can't pronounce word because i'm pronounce that word because i'm really like you, mama really dyslexic like you, mama is that is that correct? no that scientists spotted flying through the galaxy in 2017. could potentially be a parental craft that releases many small probes during its close passage to the earth . i just don't know to the earth. i just don't know if i believe any of that. yeah well, one thing that struck me about this one was that they say that water can recharge them so the probes could use starlight to charge their batteries and the earth's water as fuel. and that sounds weird, but- and that sounds weird, but then i eeheehhw— that sounds weird, but then i actually-podcast- that sounds weird, but then i actually podcast . i've actually saw a podcast. i've hehhee— actually saw a podcast. i've talked _this- actually saw a podcast. i've talked _this a- actually saw a podcast. i've talked _this a lot.- actually saw a podcast. i've talked this a lot. tucker talked about this a lot. tucker cerheeh— talked about this a lot. tucker carlson-saying— talked about this a lot. tucker carlson saying that there's carlson was saying that there's us intelligence— carlson was saying that there's us intelligence there us intelligence that there are hheee— us intelligence that there are. hheee—terhe these crafts, they are this jump eeeh— these crafts, they are this jump heeh-hhe— these crafts, they are this jump heeh-hhe-er- these crafts, they are this jump down the or they're down into the water or they're eheerweher— down into the water or they're underwater and _ down into the water or they're underwater and they move really reehehw. — underwater and they move really reehehw. lhheh— underwater and they move really rapidly. .that-ufosl rapidly. so that could be ufos hheh— rapidly. so that could be ufos that-refuelling_ rapidly. so that could be ufos that refuelling and is that that are refuelling and is that where— that are refuelling and is that where-weher— that are refuelling and is that where-water has- that are refuelling and is that where water has gone then? where our water has gone then? hreehh — where our water has gone then? hreehh hhe— where our water has gone then? draghi the flushing _ where our water has gone then? draghi the flushing monitoring. so it's going to alien ships to charge them faster any this has got ridiculous . any take on this

got ridiculous. any take on this . h— got ridiculous. any take on this . i hate to be sexist, but i do feel like this is a blue story, not a pink story. oh wow. that's very sexist, isn't it? i don't i don't have an opinion about ufos . are you open to other life forms ? i haven't worked out forms? i haven't worked out wheh-e— forms? i haven't worked out where going— forms? i haven't worked out where going eh— forms? i haven't worked out what's going on on- 7 i haven't worked out what's going on on this planet weh. — what's going on on this planet weh. we.— what's going on on this planet weh. we. hh— what's going on on this planet weh. he he heeh— what's going on on this planet yet. \»»:i» e 2 e what's going on on this planet yet. \»hiih . e what's going on on this planet yet. \»i» e yet. no, it just doesn't hold my attention. am i open to other life forms? yes. i mean, it seems unlikely, doesn't it, that we're the only ones . mhm. okay. we're the only ones. mhm. okay. all we're the only ones. mhm. okay. ahh rhehh. — we're the only ones. mhm. okay. all right. well, let's move on to this one. and we've, we've got the telegraph and how we can save ourselves from an asteroid . is it duck and cover. more space scientists— . is it duck and cover. more space scientists reveal- i j.»i.

think what happens is- 2 me, me, i'm so i think what happens is an enormous piece of rock is herhhhhe— enormous piece of rock is hurtling towards earth and hehehhhw-e— hurtling towards earth and humanity's charged with with eehhe— humanity's charged with with eehwhe hhe— humanity's charged with with solving the problem . so in the solving the problem. so in the ewee— solving the problem. so in the ewee er— solving the problem. so in the eyes of hollywood, there's only wew— eyes of hollywood, there's only wew he— eyes of hollywood, there's only one way to deal— eyes of hollywood, there's only one way to deal with a meteorite heeehhe— one way to deal with a meteorite heeehhe rer— one way to deal with a meteorite heading for earth,— one way to deal with a meteorite heading for earth, a nuclear hehh. — heading for earth, a nuclear hehh. heh— heading for earth, a nuclear bomb. but there— heading for earth, a nuclear bomb. but there are. that's not the bomb. but there are. that's not hhe ehhw— bomb. but there are. that's not hhe ehhw wew. — bomb. but there are. that's not the only way. the— bomb. but there are. that's not the only way. the other way is you— the only way. the other way is wee eh— the only way. the other way is wee eeh— the only way. the other way is wee eeh e— the only way. the other way is you can get a spare spaceship, a eeehhehh— you can get a spare spaceship, a sacrificial-if— you can get a spare spaceship, a sacrificial-if you've- you can get a spare spaceship, a sacrificial if you've got sacrificial one. if you've got a ethere— sacrificial one. if you've got a spare spaceship.— sacrificial one. if you've got a spare spaceship. i— sacrificial one. if you've got a spare spaceship. i think it's ehhw— spare spaceship. i think it's ehhw hheh— spare spaceship. i think it's only elon musk.— spare spaceship. i think it's only elon musk. we've got only elon musk. okay, we've got to only elon musk. okay, we've got he 90— only elon musk. okay, we've got he eelse— only elon musk. okay, we've got he 90iso-i_ only elon musk. okay, we've got to go.so-i can't- only elon musk. okay, we've got to go .so-i can't give. to go. so sadly, i can't give bruce a take the of the bruce a take on the end of the world. about that, bruce, world. sorry about that, bruce, but much. the but thank you very much. the show much done . so show is pretty much done. so let's quick look at let's take another quick look at sunday's pages. the sunday sunday's front pages. the sunday telegraph goes with deadly smart motorways mail on motorways scrapped mail on sunday, with mail on sunday, goes with mail on sunday. saves the grand national. times has breast national. the times has breast cancen national. the times has breast cancer. surgeon 650 deaths under the spotlight . the observer has the spotlight. the observer has nhs crisis deepens as nurses plan mega strike. sunday express royals on brink of collapse and finally the star live and let die see the world drink martinis , fix a shelf sounds all right except the shelf bit. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, bruce and cressida. we'll see you tomorrow at 11

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