next good evening. i'm tatiana sanchezin good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez in the newsroom, the sanchez in the gb newsroom, the health secretary has urged the royal of nursing to royal college of nursing to reconsider planned industrial action at the end of the month . action at the end of the month. in a letter to the unions leader this morning, steve in a letter to the unions leader this morning , steve barclay in a letter to the unions leader this morning, steve barclay said the pay offer is fair and the recent pay offer is fair and reasonable and the decision to stage a 48 hour strike will put patients at risk. the chs general secretary, pat cullen , general secretary, pat cullen, has criticised the government for refusing to budge on its offer of a 5% pay rise. our members neither think it's reasonable or fair. it's a short term approach— reasonable or fair. it's a short term approach that— ” it's a short term approach that plugs a gap by giving— term approach that plugs a gap by giving them— term approach that plugs a gap by giving bbem b— term approach that plugs a gap by giving them a one off what bbey-ve—

by giving them a one off what they've described— by giving them a one off what they've described as a bonus. bbbb-b— they've described as a bonus. that's certainly— they've described as a bonus. that's certainly not going to address— that's certainly not going to address the— that's certainly not going to address the fundamental crisis that— address the fundamental crisis bbbb bye-ve— address the fundamental crisis bbbb gob— address the fundamental crisis that we've got within our nursing— that we've got within our nursing profession or within the bbs— nursing profession or within the bbs .— nursing profession or within the bbs . ab— nursing profession or within the nhs . as labour— nursing profession or within the nhs . as labour has pledged to nhs. as labour has pledged to babb— nhs. as labour has pledged to train thousands— nhs. as labour has pledged to train thousands more gps as it cbabmeb— train thousands more gps as it claimed, nearly— train thousands more gps as it claimed, nearly 3— train thousands more gps as it claimed, nearly 3 million babebb— claimed, nearly 3 million patients have— claimed, nearly 3 million patients have seen their gp practise— patients have seen their gp practise closed— patients have seen their gp practise closed down in the past bye— practise closed down in the past bye yer— practise closed down in the past five years, according to freedom of information— five years, according to freedom of information figures from nhs beeree— of information figures from nhs bebree br— of information figures from nhs bodies in england— of information figures from nhs bodies in england , 2.8 million bodies in england, 2.8 million beberrbe— bodies in england, 2.8 million berrerbe beve— bodies in england, 2.8 million patients have seen their breebee— patients have seen their practise closed down, forcing bebrerbe— practise closed down, forcing berrerbe b— practise closed down, forcing patients to find— practise closed down, forcing patients to find a new gp. g patients to find a new gp. it comes, as the— patients to find a new gp. it comes, as the party- patients to find a new gp. g patients to find a new gp. it comes, as the party says, up to three quarters of patients in some parts of england aren't able to see their doctor of choice and only half the number of appointments held face to of appointments are held face to face. labour's promising to double number of doctors double the number of doctors trained each year to 15,000 and plans to build new smart motorways are being cancelled over safety concerns , cost and over safety concerns, cost and low public confidence . the low public confidence. the government has confirmed 40 been planned. projects have been scrapped and existing stretches will be made safer. campaigners

are demanding the return of hard shoulders to existing smart motorways . the british motorways. the british horseracing authority has condemned protesters who delayed the grand national more than 60 people remain in custody after a total of 118 were arrested for disrupting the event yesterday, slightly delaying the start of the race. activists from animal rising are calling forjump racing to be banned after three horses died at aintree. and they've warned further protests will take place this summer. the bucha says it will be a painstaking analysis to determine what caused the deaths . in the us. four people have been killed and at least 20 injured in a shooting at a teenager's birthday party in alabama . the incident took place alabama. the incident took place last night in a dance studio. the area has since been cordoned off and it's not yet known what to led the shooting. in a statement earlier on twitter, the governor of alabama said violent crime has no place in our state. and we're staying closely updated by law

enforcement as details emerge. the shooting occurred within weeks of two high profile mass shootings in the nearby states of tennessee and kentucky , and of tennessee and kentucky, and more than 6000 members of the armed forces will be taking part in the king's coronation next month. thousands of veterans and nhs workers have also been ianed nhs workers have also been invited to watch the historic event from a special grandstand in front of buckingham palace. the culture secretary says it's a mark of the nation's profound gratitude . tv online dab+ radio gratitude. tv online dab+ radio and on tune in. this is gb news. now it's over to headliners . now it's over to headliners. hello and welcome to headliners . rm— hello and welcome to headliners . r-rr bee— hello and welcome to headliners . i'm leo kearse._ hello and welcome to headliners . i'm leo kearse. and joining me remem— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me berrebb re— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me rerrebb e— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me tonight are a man— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me tonight are a man with his own eebrrb— tonight are a man with his own eebrrb ,— tonight are a man with his own eebrrb , bbe— tonight are a man with his own column , the aptly— tonight are a man with his own column , the aptly named paul cox column, the aptly named paul cox , erre— column, the aptly named paul cox , are e— column, the aptly named paul cox

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record baker 20 degree hottest april. and those . and let's april. and those. and let's discuss the front of the daily mail. paul yes. leo a shocking statistic on the front of the daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in beebbeb— daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right— daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right ,_ daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right , per- jr? b,’ mr? c 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right, per year, j? e,’ m? c 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right, per year, i arre— our hospital right, per year, i are — our hospital right, per year, i assume. and fibrin assume. and well, yeah, hopefully it's not per minute. it's not permanent. i don't know bbeeeb— it's not permanent. i don't know ebeeeb. bee— it's not permanent. i don't know ebeeeb. bee r— it's not permanent. i don't know rbeeeb. bee b be— it's not permanent. i don't know though. but i do know- it's not permanent. i don't know though. but i do know i- c i don't know though. but i do know i have reed— though. but i do know i have reeb b.— though. but i do know i have read it. shock— though. but i do know i have read it. shock figures show 33 rebee— read it. shock figures show 33 rebee erre— read it. shock figures show 33 rapes and assaults a week. jeez, a rapes and assaults a week. jeez, eweeb— rapes and assaults a week. jeez, a week now , obviously, this is a week now, obviously, this is eerrrbre. — a week now, obviously, this is terrible. and— a week now, obviously, this is terrible. and i— a week now, obviously, this is terrible. and i mean, they use rebe— terrible. and i mean, they use some quite flowery language in the some quite flowery language in be berry— some quite flowery language in the daily mail,— some quite flowery language in the daily mail, which sort of eeybre— the daily mail, which sort of eeybrg rbee— the daily mail, which sort of saying that hospitals are not see— saying that hospitals are not see breeee— saying that hospitals are not safe places any— saying that hospitals are not safe places any longer. ' r: safe places any longer. and trey-re— safe places any longer. and bbey-re e— safe places any longer. and they're a market— safe places any longer. and they're a market place for sexual offenders. it doesn't bebrre— sexual offenders. it doesn't bebrre err— sexual offenders. it doesn't define on what— sexual offenders. it doesn't define on what it- : it doesn't define on what it means by rape or sexual assault— define on what it means by rape or sexual assault ,_ define on what it means by rape or sexual assault , which which i or sexual assault, which which i webbe— or sexual assault, which which i weebe bree— or sexual assault, which which i weebe bee e— or sexual assault, which which i would find a very— or sexual assault, which which i would find a very useful definition— would find a very useful definition at— would find a very useful definition at this stage because this definition at this stage because ebb seeme— definition at this stage because this seems and— definition at this stage because this seems and i'm not trying to say this seems and i'm not trying to eey b— this seems and i'm not trying to eey b beeebe— this seems and i'm not trying to say it doesn't happen. what i'm eeybre— say it doesn't happen. what i'm eeybre re— say it doesn't happen. what i'm eeybrg be re— say it doesn't happen. what i'm saying is it seems— say it doesn't happen. what i'm saying is it seems a very large ber— saying is it seems a very large be be—

saying is it seems a very large be be be— saying is it seems a very large number to be taking place in beepbebe— number to be taking place in beebbeb. r— number to be taking place in hospitals. i mean, i know there are hospitals. i mean, i know there be eeeeeb— hospitals. i mean, i know there are no actual workers in beebbeb— are no actual workers in hospitals most time hospitals most of the time at be— hospitals most of the time at me memeee— hospitals most of the time at the moment, seems mad hospitals most of the time at- the moment,-seems mad . the moment, but this seems mad. veer.— the moment, but this seems mad. rem-my— the moment, but this seems mad. yeah,-they probably- the moment, but this seems mad. yeah,-they probably use- yeah, well, they probably use the, i guess the criminal definitions . the, i guess the criminal definitions. i'm not the, i guess the criminal definitions . i'm not entirely definitions. i'm not entirely sure what they are , lewis. sure what they are, lewis. i mean, i'm scared to ask you . mean, i'm scared to ask you. i'm scared. i am scared to answer. i mean.- i'm scared. i am scared to answer. i mean. i mean, why bee-e— answer. i mean. i mean, why bee-e-brme— answer. i mean. i mean, why bee-e-brme b- answer. i mean. i mean, why don't bring it back don't they bring it back to the old— don't they bring it back to the ebb-mew,— don't they bring it back to the ebb-mere ee— don't they bring it back to the old,-know, to the- don't they bring it back to the old, know, to the 1970s when old, you know, to the 1970s when members— old, you know, to the 1970s when hospitals—places- old, you know, to the 1970s when hospitals _ places , - hospitals were safer places, ebee— hospitals were safer places, ebee yemmy— hospitals were safer places, when jemmy saville had free rein . se— when jemmy saville had free rein . be r— when jemmy saville had free rein . be r mem— when jemmy saville had free rein . be r .— when jemmy saville had free rein . so, i mean , that's— when jemmy saville had free rein . so, i mean, that's that's weird to get a sample reference in there, didn't we? do you think do in there, didn't we? do you ebreb be yer— in there, didn't we? do you think do you think- " g�*ri�*ljifi: r: r: " c , do you think do you think people have webbed— think do you think people have weeebee bee— think do you think people have watched the documentary on jemmy sevbe — watched the documentary on jemmy sevbe eee — watched the documentary on jemmy savile and thought,— watched the documentary on jemmy savile and thought, oh, i'll beve— savile and thought, oh, i'll bee-mee- savile and thought, oh, i'll have-that ? - savile and thought, oh, i'll have-that ? i- savile and thought, oh, i'lli have -that ? i don't have a bit of that? i don't mew.— have a bit of that? i don't mew. r— have a bit of that? i don't know. i mean, obviously this is i i think you can say i mean, i think you can say anything about it, really. but hospitals , there are lots of hospitals, there are lots of hospitals, there are lots of hospitals in the country. yeah, there are hundreds of thousands of people in the hospital at any given time . um, and bad things given time. um, and bad things happen because. bad because they're people are bad. so really, i mean, this is a reflection—

really, i mean, this is a reflection of— really, i mean, this is a reflection of the scale of the bbs— reflection of the scale of the bbs ee— reflection of the scale of the bbs ee meeb— reflection of the scale of the nhs as much as— reflection of the scale of the nhs as much as anything else. i r— nhs as much as anything else. i mean i should— nhs as much as anything else. i mean i should imagine if you reeked— mean i should imagine if you beebee ee— mean i should imagine if you looked at thefts— mean i should imagine if you looked at thefts and if you beekee— looked at thefts and if you looked-crimes,- looked at thefts and if you- looked-crimes, there's looked at other crimes, there's going— looked at other crimes, there's going-significant- looked at other crimes, there's going significant number going to be a significant number in going to be a significant number be members— going to be a significant number in hospitals just— going to be a significant number in hospitals just because we've got in hospitals just because we've gee-beepe— in hospitals just because we've gee-beebbe re- in hospitals just because we've got people in hospitals. got so many people in hospitals. veeb— got so many people in hospitals. veeb yer— got so many people in hospitals. veeb yee eee— got so many people in hospitals. yeah, you can wander and out yeah, you can wander in and out of yeah, you can wander in and out er—b— yeah, you can wander in and out er—b yer— yeah, you can wander in and out er—b yee eer- yeah, you can wander in and out er—b yee 90- yeah, you can wander in and out of if you ever go and of a hospital if you ever go and beb— of a hospital if you ever go and ebb—er- visit somebody, a friend or a rebebve— visit somebody, a friend or a relative-hospital,- visit somebody, a friend or a relative hospital, you seem relative in hospital, you seem to relative in hospital, you seem ee—mbe— relative in hospital, you seem ee—mbe long- to wander for mile long eemeree— to wander for mile long corridors anyone corridors without anyone ebeebbee— corridors without anyone checking -are. l corridors without anyone checking - are. l corridors without anyone - checking - are. yeah, corridors without anyone - checking -are. yeah, you checking who you are. yeah, you can checking who you are. yeah, you eer-mee— checking who you are. yeah, you can into and can walk into wards and literally speak or any. i literally speak or see any. i have several have performed several eberebeee— have performed several operations just this year. i've bere— operations just this year. i've eeee b— operations just this year. i've eeee b bere— operations just this year. i've done i have actually- operations just this year. i've done i have actually just walked into wards and done stand up and called that a gig and it's invoiced the next day. invoiced a&e the next day. right. which the nhs would brebebby— right. which the nhs would brebebby-tbe- right. which the nhs would probably the state of probably pay, but the state of bee— probably pay, but the state of their management. but let's say bet-e— their management. but let's say beb-e mee— their management. but let's say beb-e ee— their management. but let's say let's move on. what's in the freeb— let's move on. what's in the breeb eever— let's move on. what's in the front cover of— let's move on. what's in the front cover of the- let's move on. what's in the front cover of the times? lewis web. — front cover of the times? lewis web. the— front cover of the times? lewis well, the times,— front cover of the times? lewis well, the times, the times adults should be able to do maths. the prime minister insists the economy is suffering from a failure of numeracy and the problem is i think so basically this is a very british problem that the prime minister, who's got so many other things on his plate, is worried about

two plus two in america, the greatest country in the world. well, maybe not the greatest, but britain's the greatest because created america. because britain created america. yeah. it's america. britain yeah. so it's america. britain happens to be the greatest country in the world. i've got to put a in i'm on to put a plug in because i'm on british but why is the prime british tv. but why is the prime minister involved in maths? listen, lewis , if i've told you listen, lewis, if i've told you twice, i've told you six, six, 12 times maths is important. math isn't. maths underpins , you math isn't. maths underpins, you mee,— math isn't. maths underpins, you know, me,— math isn't. maths underpins, you know, me, me— math isn't. maths underpins, you know, the, the fundamental tbbeee— know, the, the fundamental rebeee yer— know, the, the fundamental things you need to do in life, emb— things you need to do in life, eeeb eer— things you need to do in life, such as? such— things you need to do in life, such as? such as— things you need to do in life, such as? such as buy food and mete— such as? such as buy food and make sure you're— such as? such as buy food and make sure you're not getting rbbbee— make sure you're not getting rbbbee ebb. — make sure you're not getting rbbbee ebb. b— make sure you're not getting ripped off. ?rrg ”cc: make sure you're not getting ripped off. r?rgi;;r;; ripped off. i agree with the headline. adults should all be able maths . yeah, i think able to do maths. yeah, i think that's important . i don't that's really important. i don't think means fundamental think this means fundamental maths actually. i think i'd like to think that adults who to think that most adults who have been through the british school system everything school system can do everything they to navigate the day to they need to navigate the day to day mathematical necessities. i think this is probably having read this a little bit, this this this probably much more this this is probably much more to the fact that our to do with the fact that our maths isn't particularly strong like be in china , which

like it might be in china, which will become the greatest country in sure. in the world, i'm sure. no. lewis but, but, but america would have made china the greatest country in the world. so in china, i mean, the school system— so in china, i mean, the school system reeby— so in china, i mean, the school system really pushes things like bbereey— system really pushes things like literacy, numeracy, things like teet— literacy, numeracy, things like that, instead— literacy, numeracy, things like that, instead of,— literacy, numeracy, things like that, instead of, oh, do you met— that, instead of, oh, do you met yere— that, instead of, oh, do you think you're transgender this veere— think you're transgender this vveebevee— think you're transgender this week? you know, they focus on tbbeee— week? you know, they focus on tbbeee teet— week? you know, they focus on things that might— week? you know, they focus on things that might be useful in eeebbeee— things that might be useful in adulthood _you- things that might be useful in adulthood you know things that might be useful in. adulthood _you know , adulthood instead of, you know, eterbbebee— adulthood instead of, you know, sterilising people— adulthood instead of, you know, sterilising people they can sterilising people so they can beve— sterilising people so they can have—adulthood. sterilising people so they can have adulthood . sterilising people so they can- have_adulthood . but have children in adulthood. but you have children in adulthood. but yee-veere— have children in adulthood. but you-what's interesting- you know what's interesting about this? maybe rishi is thinking said , you thinking of, like you said, you know, in this country can know, people in this country can do maths. maybe is do basic maths. maybe rishi is thinking this stuff that is really important , like how to really important, like how to deal the maths of burying deal with the maths of burying money offshore and offshore accounts and, you know, putting it in his wife's name , those it in his wife's name, those things that most people i don't know how to do. do you think i rebe— know how to do. do you think i mean, this could— know how to do. do you think i mean, this could come- r:r;r do you think i mean, this could come back and be— mean, this could come back and be bebebb — mean, this could come back and be bebebb b— mean, this could come back and bite rishi if then— mean, this could come back and bite rishi if then the fraud ebbee— bite rishi if then the fraud office-whoever- bite rishi if then the fraud office whoever or hmrc get office or whoever or hmrc get better— office or whoever or hmrc get better eb— office or whoever or hmrc get better at their— office or whoever or hmrc get better at their job— office or whoever or hmrc get better at their job numbers mean and investigate— better at their job numbers mean and investigate his— better at their job numbers mean and investigate his wife over me— and investigate his wife over me mee—bem— and investigate his wife over the non—dom status and he can say— the non—dom status and he can eey b— the non—dom status and he can eey b bee-b— the non—dom status and he can say i didn't know— the non—dom status and he can say i didn't know anything about this say i didn't know anything about tbbe .— say i didn't know anything about tbbe. beb— say i didn't know anything about tbbe. me me— say i didn't know anything about this. he's the one— say i didn't know anything about this. he's the one man in the uk

vee— this. he's the one man in the uk who understands— this. he's the one man in the uk who understands the maths anyway veer-e— who understands the maths anyway veer-e ee— who understands the maths anyway veer-e ee-breeb— who understands the maths anyway what's on-front cover- who understands the maths anyway what's on front cover of what's on the front cover of tomorrow's—oh,j what's on the front cover of. tomorrow's—oh, on tomorrow's guardian? oh, on the beerebee— tomorrow's guardian? oh, on the guardian reveal 250,000 guardian tomorrow reveal 250,000 children nhs help for children denied nhs help for mental health issues . this children denied nhs help for mental health issues. this is two things colliding here. i think a rise in mental health awareness and therefore a rise in children complaining of mental health issues and then obviously that that load is unable to be sustained by our crippled nhs. so what what's essentially happening at this point is they're unable to get the help to the children that need it. i'd imagine that wealthy children, perhaps the children who the children of people who read the guardian get health guardian, are able to get health care, mental health care. but it's those sorry working class children that we have to worry about, i think. yeah, but what's the evee— about, i think. yeah, but what's the yeer— about, i think. yeah, but what's the seven year old— about, i think. yeah, but what's the seven year old got- yeah, but what's the seven year old got to be depressed— the seven year old got to be depressed about? i mean, isn't rebe— depressed about? i mean, isn't ebb—teet- depressed about? i mean, isn't this—that isn't. depressed about? i mean, isn't this—that isn't it. this just the case that isn't it treb— this just the case that isn't it beet tee— this just the case that isn't it best be eeee— this just the case that isn't it just the case that— this just the case that isn't it just the case that we've we've ereetee— just the case that we've we've ereebee e— just the case that we've we've created a generation of insufferable,- created a generation of insufferable, whining, milquetoast cats who know no , milquetoast cats who know no, bee— milquetoast cats who know no, ame yee— milquetoast cats who know no, no. and you you're- milquetoast cats who know no, no. and you you're coming across as being a horrible person. i'm as being a horrible person. i'm a realist. no, you're coming

across . people actually think across. people actually think that you're a horrible person , that you're a horrible person, which is wrong. and they actually think that nice actually think that i'm a nice person, which is probably wrong here, this is important here, is that this is important because there are people there are kids who are committing suicide, attempting, not committing because they don't need the help. they don't need the there attempting the care. but there attempting suicide there upset. the suicide there proper upset. the problem here is, is one is the state that causes people to go crazy. absolutely. and we saw rebe— crazy. absolutely. and we saw tbbe ebb— crazy. absolutely. and we saw this with lockdowns- f absolutely. and we saw this with lockdowns with lock beve— this with lockdowns with lock eeve ber— this with lockdowns with lock down for two _ this with lockdowns with lock down for two years. we closed tee— down for two years. we closed the eebeebe— down for two years. we closed the eebeebe .— down for two years. we closed the schools . we— down for two years. we closed the schools . we stopped children the schools. we stopped children eeebebebee— the schools. we stopped children socialising face— the schools. we stopped children socialising face to— the schools. we stopped children socialising face to face. they vveree-t— socialising face to face. they weren't allowed _ socialising face to face. they weren't allowed to saw horrific bbeteree— weren't allowed to saw horrific bbeteree eb— weren't allowed to saw horrific pictures of playgrounds with ebbberee— pictures of playgrounds with children sitting— pictures of playgrounds with children sitting in their own ee— children sitting in their own eeereee teet— children sitting in their own squares that had been drawn on the em— squares that had been drawn on the em tee— squares that had been drawn on the on the tarmac.— squares that had been drawn on the on the tarmac. that's in breeee— the on the tarmac. that's in france. yeah,— the on the tarmac. that's in france. yeah, that was in breeee— france. yeah, that was in france. but— france. yeah, that was in france. but it's- france. yeah, that was in france. but it's still i mean, bb-e— france. but it's still i mean, be met— france. but it's still i mean, be me be— france. but it's still i mean, it's not it's-the- france. but it's still i mean, it's not it's the other side it's not it's not the other side of it's not it's not the other side eb tee— it's not it's not the other side eb the verb. — it's not it's not the other side of the world. you— it's not it's not the other side of the world. you wouldn't want to of the world. you wouldn't want be be— of the world. you wouldn't want be be e— of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. _ of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. i— of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. i think- of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. : to be a child. i think today at the there so much and the moment, there is so much and i'm as a point view i'm speaking as a point of view of a father. oh, there is so much that's much information that's completely for completely unnecessary for children them day children pumped at them day after day. don't after day after day. you don't know go inside,

know if he can go inside, outside, touch people, touch outside, touch people, not touch people. dad, not kiss. people. kiss your dad, not kiss. you. do whatever it is. you know what are fear into what gender are you fear into them. and also putting face meets— them. and also putting face masks so masks over everybody's faces so bbey— masks over everybody's faces so bbey-eee-b— they can't they can't communicate can't communicate properly. they can't teem— communicate properly. they can't beere be— communicate properly. they can't learn to identify— communicate properly. they can't learn to identify the lips and the variable— learn to identify the lips and the variable cues and facial se— the variable cues and facial cues. so what— the variable cues and facial cues. so what do- the variable cues and facial cues. r:r;r the variable cues and facial cues. w cues. so what do you suggest, leah? i suggest no more beetbevee— leah? i suggest no more lockdowns and- , i suggest no more lockdowns and let children be ebbberee— lockdowns and let children be children-them- lockdowns and let children be children them run about children and let them run about in children and let them run about be bee— children and let them run about be bbe freeb— children and let them run about in the fresh air— children and let them run about in the fresh air instead of beebeee— in the fresh air instead of beebeee eb— in the fresh air instead of instead of sticking them in freeb— instead of sticking them in front-screens.- instead of sticking them in front screens. the good old front of screens. the good old beye. — front of screens. the good old beye. -bbe— front of screens. the good old ebye-bbe 90°d- front of screens. the good old days. the good old days . days. yeah, the good old days. aeyvey— days. yeah, the good old days. aeyvey, —eebl days. yeah, the good old days.| aeyvey—eeb be anyway, what the mirror got in the anyway, what the mirror got in bee-beebe — anyway, what the mirror got in the - louis they- anyway, what the mirror got in the-louis they did- the front. louis they did a whole investigation where they got a 13 year old girl to go door to door to buy vapes. is she depressed ? she now she's got she depressed? she now she's got loads of vapes, she's got loads of vapes and they probably paid her money. it's a job. what her money. it's a good job. what 13 year old can make money in a proper way. she made it. and proper way. she she made it. and it sold illegally to it says vape sold illegally to kids. of course they sold illegally to kids because number one were told how good one is we were told how good they for years. yeah. okay they were for years. yeah. okay number they really fun. number two, they are really fun. okay. but but they're super,

super dangerous. no one knows that they're dangerous. they're addictive. they're that they're dangerous. they're addictive . they're addictive. addictive. they're addictive. bee— addictive. they're addictive. bee eee,— addictive. they're addictive. bee ebee, eb— addictive. they're addictive. and also, at least- ?r:r: rte they're addictive. and also, at least cigarettes beebee— and also, at least cigarettes tasted absolutely disgusting bebbee— tasted absolutely disgusting bebbee. bee— tasted absolutely disgusting listing. the trouble with vapes is listing. the trouble with vapes be bbey— listing. the trouble with vapes be bbey beebe — listing. the trouble with vapes is they taste delicious. they emeb— is they taste delicious. they emeb vbee — is they taste delicious. they smell when you— is they taste delicious. they smell when you walk through it. i smell when you walk through it. b brev— smell when you walk through it. b beev e— smell when you walk through it. b beev e beb— smell when you walk through it. b beev e be eb— smell when you walk through it. i know a lot of people— smell when you walk through it. i know a lot of people don't- i know a lot of people don't like this out i know you like this out there. i know you don't. sometimes i walk don't. however sometimes i walk through of like, through a cloud of like, pineapple vape, pineapple and mango vape, and it's i'm it's heaven. it's lovely. i'm like , i could take this up. yes, like, i could take this up. yes, i might. i might find a 13 year old go and one. yeah. old to go and buy me one. yeah. sometimes i wonder if i'm vebbbee— sometimes i wonder if i'm vvebbbee beeb— sometimes i wonder if i'm walking past a— sometimes i wonder if i'm walking past a posh i'm walking past a posh bakery. i'm bbe— walking pasta posh bakery. i'm bee—beeb- like, ooh, butterscotch. yeah, beb— like, ooh, butterscotch. yeah, bub—beeb- like, ooh, butterscotch. yeah,i but—just somebody but no, no, it's just somebody in but no, no, it's just somebody be—ebeeebee- but no, no, it's just somebody in_chug9in9.al in a tracksuit chugging on a rebeb— in a tracksuit chugging on a robot cigarette. _ in a tracksuit chugging on a robot cigarette. ' r: robot cigarette. and what about someone who's. who's someone like me who's. who's almost type to almost type who was type to diabetic? and you. you you go through that and you just put yourself in. it raises your blood sugar level. but with britain's you britain's numeracy skills, you could one anyway. could be type one anyway. that's the papers out of that's theypapers out of the that's the papers out of the vvey. — that's the papers out of the vvey. cembee— that's the papers out of the way. coming we've got why way. coming up, we've got why mbebebere— way. coming up, we've got why ministers pandemic ministers ignored pandemic breed.— ministers ignored pandemic fraud. humza_ ministers ignored pandemic fraud. humza yousaf has some big beebebeee— fraud. humza yousaf has some big beebebeee be— fraud. humza yousaf has some big decisions to make _ fraud. humza yousaf has some big decisions to make and why a eeebberere— decisions to make and why a adulterers might— decisions to make and why a adulterers might want to bury bbebr— adulterers might want to bury bbebr eeereb— adulterers might want to bury their secret phones week. their secret phones next week. see— their secret phones next week. see-be— their secret phones next week. see-be e— their secret phones next week. see -in a couple - their secret phones next week. see-in a couple of- their secret phones next week. see in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners going bbreeeb— welcome back to headliners going through tomorrow's— welcome back to headliners going through tomorrow's top news eberbee. — through tomorrow's top news stories. with— through tomorrow's top news stories. with me,— through tomorrow's top news stories. with me, leo keir seam,— stories. with me, leo keir starmer, paul— stories. with me, leo keir starmer, paul cox and louis sebeeber— starmer, paul cox and louis schaefer and— starmer, paul cox and louis schaefer and kicking things off. vie-ve— schaefer and kicking things off. vve-ve eeb— schaefer and kicking things off. vve-ve eeb bbe— schaefer and kicking things off. we've got the guardian and the eeveremeeb— we've got the guardian and the eeveremeeb be— we've got the guardian and the government is in— we've got the guardian and the government is in trouble for not ebebbbee— government is in trouble for not ebebbbee cobb— government is in trouble for not stopping covid fraud. why would bbey— stopping covid fraud. why would bbey ebeb— stopping covid fraud. why would they stop something that was mebbee—rbeb- they stop something that was making—rich ? l they stop something that was. making—rich ? paul making their mates rich? paul web.— making their mates rich? paul webb-embe— making their mates rich? paul well, quite incredible , well, this is quite incredible, really. the more you read this, the incredible and the more incredible and outrageous . the outrageous it becomes. the former sorry parliament spending watchdog estimates fraud and error were likely to have cost the uk government as much as 16 billion across the various covid loan schemes, including those for small businesses. now, they were saying that one well over 2000 applications came from the same address. yeah. which i believe is where boris johnson's children live . but what this is

children live. but what this is highlighting is that it was so lax, the system that it could be exploited by even the most minor of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd reeve— of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd beevve bb— of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish— of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish i'd— if.” yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish i'd known rt.” yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish i'd known that freeb— known, i'd wish i'd known that breee vee— known, i'd wish i'd known that fraud was this— known, i'd wish i'd known that fraud was this easy to commit. beeb— fraud was this easy to commit. veeb bb— fraud was this easy to commit. veeb bb vee— fraud was this easy to commit. yeah, it was. the— fraud was this easy to commit. yeah, it was. the government reeby— yeah, it was. the government reeby beeb— yeah, it was. the government really took the— yeah, it was. the government really took the eye off the ball bere. — really took the eye off the ball bere. beeb— really took the eye off the ball bere. veeb bb— really took the eye off the ball here. yeah, it was— really took the eye off the ball here. yeah, it was crazy. �*fvbricc here. yeah, it was crazy. well, at here. yeah, it was crazy. well, eb bbe— here. yeah, it was crazy. well, eb bbe eee— here. yeah, it was crazy. well, at the end lthe _ here. yeah, it was crazy. well, at the end the day, it's not. at the end of the day, it's not. £16 billion is all of covid is a fraud from start to finish. so if they're focusing on £1 million here, 10 million, 10 billion there, it's nothing. the vaccines were a fraud. the you can debate, you could say some people say the vaccines are the fraud. i would never say the vaccines were a fraud. some people some people people would say some people would that covid didn't would say that covid didn't even exist. never say that in exist. i would never say that in the interests of balance and not getting an ofcom strike against us, i'd like to say that covid probably does exist . and also probably does exist. and also the vaccines— probably does exist. and also the vaccines have— probably does exist. and also the vaccines have some- the vaccines have some effectiveness- the vaccines have some effectiveness against it , effectiveness against it, vvbebber— effectiveness against it, whether, you - effectiveness against it, whether, you know, there are ebee— whether, you know, there are also negative _ whether, you know, there are also negative impacts from the be— also negative impacts from the vaccines is something that we bebebe— vaccines is something that we can debate another time. but bbe— can debate another time. but

bbbe cowb— can debate another time. but this covm fraud— can debate another time. but this covid fraud is just the eeebe— this covid fraud is just the eeebe eb— this covid fraud is just the eeebe eb bb— this covid fraud is just the scale of it is— this covid fraud is just the scale of it is insane and it be— scale of it is insane and it be be— scale of it is insane and it seems to be really basic , really seems to be really basic, really ebmbbe— seems to be really basic, really ebmbbe bbbeee— seems to be really basic, really simple things. like you said , simple things. like you said, 2000— simple things. like you said, 2000 applications for these cowb— 2000 applications for these covrb ereebe— 2000 applications for these covid grants from the from one ebbreee— covid grants from the from one eeereee. b— covid grants from the from one address. i mean,— covid grants from the from one address. i mean, that is eemebbbee— address. i mean, that is something that an insurance eembeey— something that an insurance eembeey er— something that an insurance company or somebody who deals vbbb— company or somebody who deals vvbbb e— company or somebody who deals vvbbb e beeb— company or somebody who deals with a bank would— company or somebody who deals with a bank would instant come up ee— with a bank would instant come up ee e— with a bank would instant come up ee e ree— with a bank would instant come up ee e reb bee— with a bank would instant come up as a red flag that just, you mee,— up as a red flag that just, you know,lrepetition_ up as a red flag that just, you know, repetition of a know, a repetition of a verbebbee— know, a repetition of a variation on - know, a repetition of a variation on an email address or a or a house address is always a ret— a or a house address is always a reb bee. — a or a house address is always a reb bee. bbe— a or a house address is always a red flag. it's very— a or a house address is always a red flag. it's very easy to spot , beb— red flag. it's very easy to spot , beb bb— red flag. it's very easy to spot , beb bb vee— red flag. it's very easy to spot , beb bb e— red flag. it's very easy to spot , but it was a p&o,- red flag. it's very easy to spot , but it was a p&o, demic. people— , but it was a p&o, demic. reeebe bee— , but it was a p&o, demic. people had to— , but it was a p&o, demic. people had to act- , but it was a p&o, demic. people had to act quickly to make to shut this thing down. people were in need. they needed help. and if we if we delay. just a second. yes some people did fall through the cracks . i did fall through the cracks. i have no idea . pounds worth of have no idea. pounds worth of people fell through the cracks. yes, people did. but at the end of yes, people did. but at the end eb bbe— yes, people did. but at the end eb bbe bey— yes, people did. but at the end of the day, people— yes, people did. but at the end of the day, people had to eervbve— of the day, people had to survive. hundreds of thousands of survive. hundreds of thousands eb bvee— survive. hundreds of thousands eb bvee ere— survive. hundreds of thousands of lives were saved because we beekee— of lives were saved because we beebee beve— of lives were saved because we locked down, because we stayed beme— locked down, because we stayed beme. bee— locked down, because we stayed beme. bee b— locked down, because we stayed home. and i don't— locked down, because we stayed home. and i don't want to hear it home. and i don't want to hear bb trem— home. and i don't want to hear bb brem yee— home. and i don't want to hear bb brem yee eeye— home. and i don't want to hear bb brem yee eeye . — home. and i don't want to hear it from you guys . r:r;r c it from you guys. i don't know

if lewis is being facetious or not, but there is a counter the counter argument to this, which i by the way, is i don't go with, by the way, is just that, isn't it? just that, though, isn't it? that's it what that's what i mean. it is what you— that's what i mean. it is what yeevvee-— that's what i mean. it is what yeevvee- doing-- that's what i mean. it is what you was doing. well, you think it was doing. well, bbe— you think it was doing. well, bb-e-bb-e— you think it was doing. well, bb-e-bb-e beeb— you think it was doing. well, it's-it's just the- you think it was doing. well, it's it's just the fact it's just it's just the fact bbeb— it's just it's just the fact bbeb-bee- it's just it's just the facti that-had-this it's just it's just the fact. that-had-this so that they had to get this so be — that they had to get this so be beeb— that they had to get this so this. yeah, there- that they had to get this so this. b/rir?“ r;”r; that they had to get this so this. / that they had to get this so- this. yeah, there was some baby in this bathwater. this did help people it also lot people and it also helped a lot of yeah. there of criminality. oh yeah. there vveree-b— of criminality. oh yeah. there weren't—fraudsters. weren't very many fraudsters ebervbee. — weren't very many fraudstersi ebervbee. —aeyvvey weren't very many fraudsters- starving. _anyway the starving. p&o covid. anyway the debby— starving. p&o covid. anyway the bebby beb— starving. p&o covid. anyway the bebby bebb eev— starving. p&o covid. anyway the daily mail now and— starving. p&o covid. anyway the daily mail now and men have bereeb— daily mail now and men have bereee eeb— daily mail now and men have turned out to— daily mail now and men have turned out to silence women in bebeeb— turned out to silence women in bebeeb .— turned out to silence women in bebeeb . bbe— turned out to silence women in belfast . the patriarchy is back, belfast. the patriarchy is back, beby— belfast. the patriarchy is back, beby .— belfast. the patriarchy is back, beby . beebe— belfast. the patriarchy is back, baby . lewis you've got this one? baby. lewis you've got this one? veeb. — baby. lewis you've got this one? veeb. beeee— baby. lewis you've got this one? yeah. dozens of— baby. lewis you've got this one? yeah. dozens of police— baby. lewis you've got this one? yeah. dozens of police keep- yeah. dozens of police keep rival protests. protests hours apart at a posy. parker, who is this woman named kathy kelly keane. fantastic rally in belfast . just weeks after this, belfast. just weeks after this, there was controversy women's rights campaign. it was chased out of new zealand amid violent clashes . so she's back for more clashes. so she's back for more in belfast. and so they needed 50 police people to keep them apart, as if belfast doesn't have enough trouble as it is, as if there's no problems in belfast and i mean, this question is a very complicated question, being pro trans

question, is being pro trans a pro fryston issue or is it a catholic issue or is it bringing people together? is it bringing people together? is it bringing people together? is it bringing people together against kelly kelly j. or is it bringing is it separating people ? i a bit like separating people? i a bit like covid. we separating people? i a bit like covm. we will— separating people? i a bit like covm. we will look- g , i a bit like covid. we will look back at this in covid. we will look back at this be bbb— covid. we will look back at this be too yeere— covid. we will look back at this in 100 years time— covid. we will look back at this in 100 years time and the more i in100 years time and the more i teem— in 100 years time and the more i beere ebeeb— in 100 years time and the more i learn about posey,_ in 100 years time and the more i learn about posey, parker or beby— learn about posey, parker or beby beby— learn about posey, parker or beby beby r.— learn about posey, parker or kelly kelly j. king, the more i reebee— kelly kelly j. king, the more i realise that— kelly kelly j. king, the more i realise that perhaps in a long bbme— realise that perhaps in a long bbme ve— realise that perhaps in a long bbme ve ebb— realise that perhaps in a long time we will look back and she ebb— time we will look back and she vvbb be— time we will look back and she vvbb be eeem— time we will look back and she will be seen as— time we will look back and she will be seen as a— time we will look back and she will be seen as a positive beme— will be seen as a positive beere be— will be seen as a positive figure in history , not because figure in history, not because of figure in history, not because eb eer— figure in history, not because of our anti—trans— figure in history, not because of our anti—trans stance, but bee— of our anti—trans stance, but be eb— of our anti—trans stance, but because of her— of our anti—trans stance, but because of her pro, unashamedly, pro because of her pro, unashamedly, ere ebeeee— because of her pro, unashamedly, pro women stance which i still bebeve— pro women stance which i still bebeve be— pro women stance which i still bebeve be e— pro women stance which i still believe is a lone— pro women stance which i still believe is a lone voice that we eb— believe is a lone voice that we eb very— believe is a lone voice that we are all very quiet— believe is a lone voice that we are all very quiet on this at bbe— are all very quiet on this at bbe mmeb— are all very quiet on this at the moment. there are things vbbb— the moment. there are things vvbbb bbe— the moment. there are things with the trans— the moment. there are things with the trans issue that are reeby— with the trans issue that are reeby-be - with the trans issue that are really _to discuss,| with the trans issue that are. really-to discuss, but really important to discuss, but a really important to discuss, but e beb— really important to discuss, but e beb eb— really important to discuss, but a lot of stuff— really important to discuss, but a lot of stuff is— really important to discuss, but a lot of stuff is not getting ebeeeeeee— a lot of stuff is not getting discussed-that- a lot of stuff is not getting discussed that is how women discussed and that is how women are discussed and that is how women beme— discussed and that is how women are being treated— discussed and that is how women are being treated as— discussed and that is how women are being treated as a result. cem— are being treated as a result. cee b— are being treated as a result. cee b eeb— are being treated as a result. cee b eeb yee— are being treated as a result. can i ask youlquestion- are being treated as a result. can i ask youlquestion ?- are being treated as a result. can i ask you a question? yeah, of is gb news all of course. why is gb news all trans all the time ? uh, why is. trans all the time? uh, why is. why is it so important? this is

literally the only— why is it so important? this is literally the only story- �*fvb�*iyr c , this is literally the only story that we're covering _ literally the only story that we're covering that's about breee— we're covering that's about breee eee— we're covering that's about trans and it's— we're covering that's about trans and it's in— we're covering that's about trans and it's in the paper. we eeeb-e— trans and it's in the paper. we cover what's in— trans and it's in the paper. we cover what's in tomorrow's bebere— cover what's in tomorrow's bebere-vbye- cover what's in tomorrow's paper? why? why is this? paper? well, why? why is this? bee— paper? well, why? why is this? are b— paper? well, why? why is this? are b seeme— paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like— paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like one— paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like one of- paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like one of the- and i sound like one of the trolls on my twitter feed. it's one of those questions. but this this is the this is a cultural touchpoint of our time. and it does have long term- does have long term ramifications. we're seeing the emereeee eb— ramifications. we're seeing the emergence of ideology , emergence of an ideology, beebeeby— emergence of an ideology, beebeeby e— emergence of an ideology, basically a religious cult. the eeeeer— basically a religious cult. the gender woowoo_ basically a religious cult. the gender woowoo ideology , where gender woowoo ideology, where bbey— gender woowoo ideology, where bbey bebeve— gender woowoo ideology, where they believe in— gender woowoo ideology, where they believe in transitioning ebbbbree— they believe in transitioning children and— they believe in transitioning children and sterilising ebbbbree— children and sterilising children, putting children on beberby— children, putting children on puberty blockers, surgically remevbee— puberty blockers, surgically removing children's genitals, eee— removing children's genitals, eee ebee— removing children's genitals, and also allowing men access to women's spaces if— and also allowing men access to women's spaces if they just say, b-m — women's spaces if they just say, m e— women's spaces if they just say, i'm a woman and— women's spaces if they just say, i'm a woman and then they meebeeby— i'm a woman and then they magically become, i could say b-m— magically become, i could say m e— magically become, i could say i'm a woman and— magically become, i could say i'm a woman and i don't conform to i'm a woman and i don't conform be breebbbee— i'm a woman and i don't conform to tradition stereotypes of what a to tradition stereotypes of what e-beebe— to tradition stereotypes of what e-beebe bbbe. — to tradition stereotypes of what a-looks like. and - to tradition stereotypes of what a looks like. and they a woman looks like. and they eeeebb— a woman looks like. and they meeeb—be- a woman looks like. and they eeeebb—be me- a woman looks like. and they accept—to me justi accept that which to me just seems something accept that which to me just. seems-something that seems obviously something that has seems obviously something that bee beve— seems obviously something that bee bevve be— seems obviously something that has flaws in it— seems obviously something that has flaws in it and— seems obviously something that has flaws in it and should be eeeebbeeeb— has flaws in it and should be eeeebbeeee. — has flaws in it and should be questioned. yes,— has flaws in it and should be questioned. “rib; has flaws in it and should be questioned. /r;~;f questioned. yes, that's what you think. that's what a lot of think. and that's what a lot of people other side people think. but the other side of is , it's like of the question is, it's like it's the question the it's like the question with the covid money was covid business. yes, money was wasted , but we had to get the

wasted, but we had to get the help the people this is help to the people and this is the with the with the the same thing with the with the trans rights issue is that these women who want to these becoming women who want to these becoming women and the men who are becoming children, who are becoming children, who are becoming women, men or whatever it is they have a little confused myself, but they but they need help . and it's they they need help. and it's they see it as a caring issue. yes, there is some children who are hurt by this , but way more hurt by this, but way more children benefit from it . the children benefit from it. the point of this story, rt r: ”r;" c c the point of this story, though, is beeey— point of this story, though, is beeey ,— point of this story, though, is posey , parker— point of this story, though, is posey , parker and punching women posey, parker and punching women in posey, parker and punching women be beeee— posey, parker and punching women be beeee eee— posey, parker and punching women in faces and chucking things, ebeebbee— in faces and chucking things, ebeebbee eeeb— in faces and chucking things, chucking soup or— in faces and chucking things, chucking soup or paint over bbem. — chucking soup or paint over bbem. bbe— chucking soup or paint over them. the strength of opposition to them. the strength of opposition be beeey— them. the strength of opposition be beeey ,— them. the strength of opposition to posey , parker— them. the strength of opposition to posey , parker tells me to posey, parker tells me eemebbbee— to posey, parker tells me eemebbbee .— to posey, parker tells me something . yeah. so i, as something. yeah. so i, as someone who— something. yeah. so i, as someone who stands back and bbee— someone who stands back and be be— someone who stands back and likes to look— someone who stands back and likes to look at— someone who stands back and likes to look at these things eee— likes to look at these things eee bbeb— likes to look at these things and think, well,— likes to look at these things and think, well, you know, i'm eeb— and think, well, you know, i'm eeb going— and think, well, you know, i'm eeb going be— and think, well, you know, i'm not going to make a decision beeb— not going to make a decision eeeb evvey— not going to make a decision eeeb evey. b— not going to make a decision right away. i look at this and vvbbbeb— right away. i look at this and vbbbeb b— right away. i look at this and whilst i agree— right away. i look at this and whilst i agree with lot that whilst i agree with a lot that you— whilst i agree with a lot that yee-beebe— whilst i agree with a lot that yee-beebe b— whilst i agree with a lot that you-lewis, i also- whilst i agree with a lot that you lewis, i also look at you said lewis, i also look at bbbe— you said lewis, i also look at bbbe eee— you said lewis, i also look at this and-the— you said lewis, i also look at this and the strength of this and think the strength of ebeeebbbee— this and think the strength of opposition _tells- this and think the strength of opposition tells that opposition to this tells me that eee-e— opposition to this tells me that emee-— opposition to this tells me that eebee- eeeb- opposition to this tells me that she's a good point, that she's making a good point, that no she's making a good point, that ee—beebbe- she's making a good point, that ee—beebbe bee-bl she's making a good point, that. no_people don't want no one or some people don't want to no one or some people don't want belbeere. — no one or some people don't want

belbeere. -ere- no one or some people don't want to.heard. _are right. to be heard. no, you are right about that. that's the other side. have to look at side. but you have to look at you at side. you have to look at their side. you, you, you you, leo, and you, paul. you just see it come from a negative view. no, just see it come from a negative view . no, that's completely not view. no, that's completely not bree— view. no, that's completely not be bee— view. no, that's completely not bree. ame beebe— . no, that's completely not true. and people say, well, why are true. and people say, well, why yee— true. and people say, well, why yee-ere— true. and people say, well, why yee-ere yee— true. and people say, well, why are you are you stalking the are you why are you stalking the eebbere— are you why are you stalking the eebbere vvere— are you why are you stalking the culture wars, man?— are you why are you stalking the culture wars, man? i'm just reeebbee— culture wars, man? i'm just reeebbeelerezy— culture wars, man? i'm just reacting crazy stuff that reacting to crazy stuff that beebbe— reacting to crazy stuff that beebbe re— reacting to crazy stuff that people are doing that is ebvbeeeby— people are doing that is obviously wrong. yeah. mean, obviously wrong. yeah. i mean, all obviously wrong. yeah. i mean, ebb—ere— obviously wrong. yeah. i mean, ebb—ere eebee- obviously wrong. yeah. i mean, all—are going to. obviously wrong. yeah. i mean,| all—are going to be all right. there are going to be some children— all right. there are going to be some children who turn out to be breee— some children who turn out to be breee eeeeer. — some children who turn out to be breee eeeeer. b— some children who turn out to be trans gender. i don't think you reeby— trans gender. i don't think you can really tell— trans gender. i don't think you can really tell in— trans gender. i don't think you can really tell in a in a seven yeer— can really tell in a in a seven yeer ebb— can really tell in a in a seven yeer ebb-evee— can really tell in a in a seven year old even they're talking year old or even they're talking ebeeb— year old or even they're talking about—toddlers- year old or even they're talking about—toddlers .. year old or even they're talking. about—toddlers . this about transgender toddlers. this is a about transgender toddlers. this be e-bbeb-e— about transgender toddlers. this be e-bbeb-e eeb— about transgender toddlers. this is a-that's got way- about transgender toddlers. this is a that's got way out of is a cult that's got way out of beee.— is a cult that's got way out of beee—bem- is a cult that's got way out of beee—bee eb- is a cult that's got way out of hand._part of the| hand. and i think part of the beebe— hand. and i think part of the beeeel— hand. and i think part of the beeeellbbeb— hand. and i think part of thei issue.,.that-who issue is, is that anybody who eeeebbeee— issue is, is that anybody who questions speaks out against questions it speaks out against it questions it speaks out against bb be— questions it speaks out against it is slammed— questions it speaks out against it is slammed as— questions it speaks out against it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as it is slammed as a, as a bigot, ee beeey— it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as posey, parker— it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as posey, parker is.— it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as posey, parker is. so nobody beee.— as posey, parker is. so nobody beee. bee— as posey, parker is. so nobody does. and that's— as posey, parker is. so nobody does. and that's why somebody the does. and that's why somebody bbe eee— does. and that's why somebody the one person— does. and that's why somebody the one person stands up the one person who stands up eeebeeb— the one person who stands up eeebeeb bb— the one person who stands up against it, posey— the one person who stands up against it, posey parker, draws so against it, posey parker, draws ee meeb— against it, posey parker, draws so much attention— against it, posey parker, draws so much attention because she's eee-e— so much attention because she's eee-e eeybee— so much attention because she's eee-e eeybee bbe— so much attention because she's she's saying the things that ebber— she's saying the things that ebber beebe— she's saying the things that other people are afraid to say. aeyvey— other people are afraid to say. aeyvey, vveve— other people are afraid to say. anyway, we've -to - other people are afraid to say. anyway, we've to move on anyway, we've got to move on -bbe— anyway, we've got to move on now. the telegraph anyway, we've got to move on- now.-the telegraph and now. we've got the telegraph and seebbeee-e— now. we've got the telegraph and scotland's-leader— now. we've got the telegraph and scotland's-leader is- now. we've got the telegraph and scotland's leader is facing scotland's new leader is facing eebe— scotland's new leader is facing eebe be— scotland's new leader is facing calls to suspend _ scotland's new leader is facing calls to suspend nicola emereee— calls to suspend nicola sturgeon, presumably not from a beeebb— sturgeon, presumably not from a beeebb eb— sturgeon, presumably not from a beeebb er ebeee— sturgeon, presumably not from a length of piano wire like mussolini. _ length of piano wire like mussolini. o...

length of piano wire like- mussolini. louis-no, no, no. mussolini. louis oh, no, no, no. i disavow that comment and but it it says that the guy who's the new guy in charge, he's humza yousaf humza yousaf. he has been asked to suspend nicola sturgeon from the snp after, after emails have been released based questioning the finances of the party and that that's why nicola sturgeon resigned. but the interesting thing about what's going on up there in scotland is that nicola sturgeon basically did the same thing to alex salmond back in the day. then no one's mentioning they basically hung him up more than to dry. they put him on trial and she was quite happy to do that. now calls are calls are against to get her to get her done. against to get her to get her done . and alex salmond done. and alex salmond i actually met him . he called me actually met him. he called me he called me in egypt . oh, i he called me in egypt. oh, i really don't like the- t: " grzbc oh,i really don't like the snp. t: " gvbc oh,i really don't like the snp. oir; really don't like the snp. one of really don't like the snp. one eb bbe— really don't like the snp. one eb bbe bev— really don't like the snp. one of the few accurate— really don't like the snp. one of the few accurate things that alex salmond said. yeah, exactly. yeah. i'm- : r: yeah, exactly. yeah. i'm starting to memee— exactly. yeah. i'm starting to ebeeee my— exactly. yeah. i'm starting to change my mind— exactly. yeah. i'm starting to change my mind now. now the snp are change my mind now. now the snp beeb— change my mind now. now the snp teeb e— change my mind now. now the snp

teeb e eee— change my mind now. now the snp are just a one trick— change my mind now. now the snp are just a one trick pony. yeah beebe— are just a one trick pony. yeah beebe eb— are just a one trick pony. yeah that's all they— are just a one trick pony. yeah that's all they are. the bnp breeeee— that's all they are. the bnp breeeee eb— that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in— that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in a— that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in a kilt. that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in a kilt . yeah. and dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and all dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and eb bbey— dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and eb bbey eeeb— dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and all they want is— dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and all they want is independence eee— all they want is independence eee bbey— all they want is independence eee bbey beeb— all they want is independence and they just pick up any, any beeebeey— and they just pick up any, any ideology that's— and they just pick up any, any ideology that's populist largely on ideology that's populist largely ee bbe— ideology that's populist largely ee bbe beb— ideology that's populist largely on the left and— ideology that's populist largely on the left and humza yousaf eeeeeb— on the left and humza yousaf emeeb eeeb— on the left and humza yousaf cannot sack nicola sturgeon bee— cannot sack nicola sturgeon because she's— cannot sack nicola sturgeon because she's the one pulling his because she's the one pulling bbe ebrbeee— because she's the one pulling his strings. the— because she's the one pulling his strings. the thing that's more unbelievable than than ebereeee. — more unbelievable than than ebereeee. beb— more unbelievable than than sturgeon. not knowing about the eerrebbbee— sturgeon. not knowing about the corruption within— sturgeon. not knowing about the corruption within within snp is bbeb— corruption within within snp is bbeb bemze— corruption within within snp is that humza yousaf didn't know embi— that humza yousaf didn't know eebbb be— that humza yousaf didn't know until he became— that humza yousaf didn't know until he became the leader. he meeb— until he became the leader. he meeb beve— until he became the leader. he must have known— until he became the leader. he must have known this stuff. they eb— must have known this stuff. they eb be— must have known this stuff. they eb be bb— must have known this stuff. they were all in it together. he was a were all in it together. he was e bebeee— were all in it together. he was e bebeee ber— were all in it together. he was a lapdog for yonks. he just used to a lapdog for yonks. he just used be ebb— a lapdog for yonks. he just used be ebb bbere— a lapdog for yonks. he just used to sit there purring— a lapdog for yonks. he just used to sit there purring at her bbreeeb— to sit there purring at her bbreeeb eeb— to sit there purring at her through out parliament. but this reeke— through out parliament. but this reebe eee— through out parliament. but this reebe eee ve— through out parliament. but this reeks and we are— through out parliament. but this reeks and we are just at the beginning— reeks and we are just at the beginning eb— reeks and we are just at the beginning of this. this is going to beginning of this. this is going be beeb— beginning of this. this is going be keep going— beginning of this. this is going to keep going and going and going— to keep going and going and going eee— to keep going and going and going and there— to keep going and going and going and there will be some you beee,— going and there will be some you know, there will be some metaphorical— know, there will be some metaphorical political casualties.— casualties. oh, yeah, yeah, yeeb. — casualties. oh, yeah, yeah,| yeeb. _aee casualties. oh, yeah, yeah,l yeeb. _aee b casualties. oh, yeah, yeah,- yeah. _and i look yeah. no, absolutely. and i look forward with alacrity to all unravelling. anyway, we've got the eye now. and if you've got a burner phone, a government test could your cover. louis oh, could blow your cover. louis oh, okay.

could blow your cover. louis oh, okay . hold could blow your cover. louis oh, ebey. bebe ee— could blow your cover. louis oh, ebey. bebe ee e— could blow your cover. louis oh, okay. hold on a second- could blow your cover. louis oh, okay. hold on a second .- t: ” t louis oh, okay. hold on a second . that okay. hold on a second. that ebery— okay. hold on a second. that ebery bee— okay. hold on a second. that story has been— okay. hold on a second. that story has been retracted by the eeveremeeb— story has been retracted by the government one,— story has been retracted by the government one, did we skip one? we government one, did we skip one? be ebbbbeb— government one, did we skip one? be ebbbbee — government one, did we skip one? we skipped one. so— government one, did we skip one? we skipped one. c we skipped one. so it's about the government emergency test. oh, i've heard about this. i've beere— oh, i've heard about this. i've beerb ebeeb— oh, i've heard about this. i've heard about this. _ oh, i've heard about this. i've heard about this. i don't have it heard about this. i don't have bb .— heard about this. i don't have bb . bb— heard about this. i don't have bb . be my— heard about this. i don't have bb . be, my eee.— heard about this. i don't have it . oh, my god. story eight. i'm it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm eeb— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm eeb going— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm eeb going be— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm eeb going be be— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm not going to be fired from my beb— not going to be fired from my teb. bbeeee— not going to be fired from my job. please don't— not going to be fired from my job. please don't ._ not going to be fired from my job. please don't . yeah. so. oh, job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, b-ve— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, b-ve eeb— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, b-ve eeb bb— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, r-ve eeb bb. b-ve— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, i've got it. i've got— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, i've got it. i've got it over bere— i've got it. i've got it over bere. vee-e— i've got it. i've got it over here. you're good to go. no i'm eeeb— here. you're good to go. no i'm eeeb be— here. you're good to go. no i'm good be 90-— here. you're good to go. no i'm good be 90- berry— here. you're good to go. no i'm good to go. sorry about that. i vee-b— good to go. sorry about that. i was-i-listening- good to go. sorry about that. i was-i-listening to- good to go. sorry about that. i was i listening to the was so. i was listening to the eebeeby— was so. i was listening to the eebeeby bbe — was so. i was listening to the actually the snp— was so. i was listening to the actually the snp thing is fascinating.— actually the snp thing is fascinating. anyway so the eeveremeeb— fascinating. anyway so the- government-government fascinating. anyway so the- govern 23rd - government fascinating. anyway so the- govern 23rd is - government fascinating. anyway so the govern 23rd is going government fascinating. anyway so the govern 23rd is going to government fascinating. anyway so the govern 23rd is going to sendnment fascinating. anyway so the govern 23rd is going to send out nt on the 23rd is going to send out emereeeey— on the 23rd is going to send out emereeeey-every- on the 23rd is going to send out emergency every phone emergency alerts to every phone in emergency alerts to every phone be bbe— emergency alerts to every phone be bbe eebbre— emergency alerts to every phone in the entire country and they eebbeeby— in the entire country and they suddenly realised that maybe beebe— suddenly realised that maybe some people have phones which bbey-re—be- some people have phones which they're—to have.- they're not supposed to have. beee.— they're not supposed to have. beeb- bee,— they're not supposed to have. yeah. and, and— they're not supposed to have. yeah. and, and it— they're not supposed to have. yeah. and, and it could go off eee— yeah. and, and it could go off eee bbe— yeah. and, and it could go off eee bbe eeeb— yeah. and, and it could go off and the next thing you know, a beebeeb— and the next thing you know, a beebeeble— and the next thing you know, a husband a boyfriend , it's husband or a boyfriend, it's ebveye— husband or a boyfriend, it's ebveye bbe— husband or a boyfriend, it's always the man— husband or a boyfriend, it's always the man who does this. bbe— always the man who does this. be ever— always the man who does this. it's never the _ always the man who does this. it's never the -who - always the man who does this. it's never the who has it's never the guy who has a breer— it's never the guy who has a be ebeee— it's never the guy who has a burner phone where he talks to his girlfriend— burner phone where he talks to his girlfriend and— burner phone where he talks to his girlfriend and maybe he's ebrebb— his girlfriend and maybe he's ebrebe eb— his girlfriend and maybe he's afraid of something really berrbbbe— afraid of something really horrible—to- afraid of something really horrible _to is horrible happening to him. is some some violence against beebe— some some violence against beebbe be— some some violence against beebbe be going— some some violence against people is going to happen. so bbey-re— people is going to happen. so bbey-re eeebee — people is going to happen. so they're seeing some- people is going to happen. so

they're seeing some some women have have these secret phones that they use because they're they're fearful of being or their victims of domestic violence . so this this will violence. so this this will expose their secret phones and anger their spouses even further . yeah, i think there's a much better— . yeah, i think there's a much bigger brebbem— yeah, i think there's a much bigger problem here. i understand— bigger problem here. i understand the angle of this ebery— understand the angle of this ebery brem — understand the angle of this story from from _ understand the angle of this story from from the the angle story from from the i the angle is story from from the i the angle be bbere— story from from the i the angle be bbere re— story from from the i the angle is there are women out there, eeberbeeebeby — is there are women out there, unfortunately, that have got ebeee— unfortunately, that have got hidden phones— unfortunately, that have got hidden phones for safety reasons . bee— hidden phones for safety reasons . bee bbbe— hidden phones for safety reasons . bee bbbe b— hidden phones for safety reasons . and this i think— hidden phones for safety reasons . and this i think it's unfortunate- . and this i think it's unfortunate they're trying to do eemebbbee— unfortunate they're trying to do something about— unfortunate they're trying to do something about their safety. beeb— something about their safety. beet vee.— something about their safety. paul yes, that's— something about their safety. paul yes, that's not— something about their safety. paul yes, that's not what- paul yes, that's not what i meant. i'm not worried about bbeb.— meant. i'm not worried about bbeb. beb— meant. i'm not worried about bbeb. beb bb— meant. i'm not worried about that. but i'll tell— i'm not worried about that. but i'll tell the joke bbeb— that. but i'll tell the joke bbebvvbb— that. but i'll tell the joke that will get— that. but i'll tell the joke that will get me off the telly . that will get me off the telly. beb— that will get me off the telly. beb b— that will get me off the telly. beb b bbeb— that will get me off the telly. but i think the— that will get me off the telly. but i think the point of this is bbbe— but i think the point of this is bbbe veere— but i think the point of this is this whole thing— but i think the point of this is this whole thing is dystopian. beeb— this whole thing is dystopian. beee—be- yeah, this whole thing is eyebebbee.— yeah, this whole thing is dystopian. covers up the fact dystopian. it covers up the fact bbeb— dystopian. it covers up the fact bbeb ee— dystopian. it covers up the fact bbeb ee bbe — dystopian. it covers up the fact that on the 23rd— dystopian. it covers up the fact that on the 23rd of april, every screen you look— that on the 23rd of april, every screen you look at— that on the 23rd of april, every screen you look at is going to beve— screen you look at is going to beve ee— screen you look at is going to beve ee-ee— screen you look at is going to have an-on it- screen you look at is going to have an on it telling you have an alert on it telling you bbe— have an alert on it telling you bbe vveree-e— have an alert on it telling you the world's about— have an alert on it telling you the world's about to end as a beeb— the world's about to end as a test,-children- the world's about to end as a test, children aren't test, as if children aren't eeree— test, as if children aren't scared-already. test, as if children aren't scared-already all scared enough already from all the scared enough already from all bee—were- scared enough already from all bee—vve-re-bei the lockdown. we're going to we're have some sort of we're going to have some sort of nightmarish fiction, nightmarish science fiction, fake alert . well, the thing nightmarish science fiction, fake alert. well, the thing is, is fake alert. well, the thing is, be bbeb— fake alert. well, the thing is, be bbeb every— well, the thing is, is that every american has lived bbreeeb— is that every american has lived bbreeeb bbbe. — is that every american has lived through this. we— is that every american has lived through this. we used to have

bbeee— through this. we used to have bbeee ebeee— through this. we used to have these alerts or— through this. we used to have these alerts or my age , duck and these alerts or my age, duck and beeb— these alerts or my age, duck and beee ve— these alerts or my age, duck and cover. yeah, we used to have bbeee— cover. yeah, we used to have bbeee ebeee— cover. yeah, we used to have these alerts where they used to say,— these alerts where they used to eey, bbbe— these alerts where they used to eey, bbbe be— these alerts where they used to say, this is this— these alerts where they used to say, this is this is— these alerts where they used to say, this is this is the this is a say, this is this is the this is ebbe— say, this is this is the this is ebbbe be— say, this is this is the this is ebbbe be e— say, this is this is the this is a this is a broadcast of the amerbeee— a this is a broadcast of the american emergency broadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americaiifemergency broadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americaiif you're ncy broadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americai if you're ncifbroadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americai if you're ncifbroa were ing system. if you're a if you were bbere,— system. if you're a if you were bbere-yee-b— system. if you're a if you were there,-you'll be- system. if you're a if you were there, you'll be told of there, you you'll be told of veere— there, you you'll be told of where .contact- there, you you'll be told of where contact and will there, you you'll be told of- wherelcontact and .will be where to contact and you will be bete— where to contact and you will be beret—bbbe— where to contact and you will be told—this this- where to contact and you will be told—this this is- told what to do. this this is beeb— told what to do. this this is teeb e— told what to do. this this is teeb e beeb— told what to do. this this is just a test. this— told what to do. this this is just a test. this is only a beeb. — just a test. this is only a beeb. beb— just a test. this is only a test. and it— just a test. this is only a test. and it just scared the beb— test. and it just scared the eeb eeb— test. and it just scared the eeb eeb eb— test. and it just scared the hell out of children in. so this eeeebry— hell out of children in. so this eeeebry be— hell out of children in. so this country is about— hell out of children in. so this country is about 40 years behind in country is about 40 years behind be amerbee. — country is about 40 years behind in america. it's— country is about 40 years behind in america. it's a— country is about 40 years behind in america. it's a lovely place . bbe— in america. it's a lovely place . bbe mereb— in america. it's a lovely place . the metro. no— in america. it's a lovely place . the metro. no and- in america. it's a lovely place . the metro. no and bbc news is reeling from the success of gb news and having to cut staff . news and having to cut staff. paul oh, wow. congratulations . paul oh, wow. congratulations. gb paul oh, wow. congratulations. eb beve— paul oh, wow. congratulations. eb beee bbe— paul oh, wow. congratulations. gb news bbc stars— cj" congratulations. gb news bbc stars including hugh beveree— gb news bbc stars including hugh bbvverbe eee— gb news bbc stars including hugh edwards and clive— gb news bbc stars including hugh edwards and clive myrie, have beee— edwards and clive myrie, have beee beeeee— edwards and clive myrie, have been issued redundancy letters. bbe— been issued redundancy letters. the broadcaster— been issued redundancy letters. the broadcaster is— been issued redundancy letters. the broadcaster is looking at beebbee— the broadcaster is looking at beebbee be— the broadcaster is looking at looking to cut— the broadcaster is looking at looking to cut expenditure . as looking to cut expenditure. as a eeeb— looking to cut expenditure. as a reeebb, bbey— looking to cut expenditure. as a result, they have— looking to cut expenditure. as a result, they have asked some tv eee— result, they have asked some tv eee rebe— result, they have asked some tv and radio presenters to consider vebeebery— and radio presenters to consider voluntary redundancy. now i have no voluntary redundancy. now i have me eeebb— voluntary redundancy. now i have no doubt these— voluntary redundancy. now i have no doubt these two— voluntary redundancy. now i have no doubt these two people have reeebvee— no doubt these two people have received these _ no doubt these two people have received these letters , but they received these letters, but they vee-b— received these letters, but they vee-b be— received these letters, but they won't be looking— received these letters, but they won't be looking to get rid of bbeee— won't be looking to get rid of bbeee bee— won't be looking to get rid of these two people. i mean, hugh beverbe— these two people. i mean, hugh beveree vvby— these two people. i mean, hugh edwards, why did— these two people. i mean, hugh edwards, why did they send them bebbere— letters saying consider vebeebery—

letters saying consider voluntary well, voluntary redundancy? well, bee— voluntary redundancy? well, because imagine because you can imagine how ebeeebve— because you can imagine how expensive efficiency at bbc. expensive efficiency at the bbc. t hey— expensive efficiency at the bbc. bbey-beeb— expensive efficiency at the bbc. bbey-teeb-eeb- they were just they've got to, bevee-b— they were just they've got to, haven't-echr. - they were just they've got to, haven't - echr. so . haven't they? it's echr. so bbey-ve— haven't they? it's echr. so bbey-ve-be— haven't they? it's echr. so they've .to be - haven't they? it's echr. so they've to be treating they've got to be treating everyeee— they've got to be treating everyone equally. but, know, everyone equally. but, you know, bbey—beeb— everyone equally. but, you know, bbey—beeb-be they don't want hugh edwards to reeve— they don't want hugh edwards to beeve-b— they don't want hugh edwards to beeve-b meee- they don't want hugh edwards to leave-i mean, fair- they don't want hugh edwards to leave i mean, fair play leave the bbc. i mean, fair play to leave the bbc. i mean, fair play be-bevveree. — leave the bbc. i mean, fair play to-edwards. -like,- to hugh edwards. he's like, eeeb,— to hugh edwards. he's like, vbeb, e— to hugh edwards. he's like, vbeb, e bb— to hugh edwards. he's like, what, a 50,.year- to hugh edwards. he's like, what, a 50, year straight what, a 50, 60 year old straight mee— what, a 50, 60 year old straight bbeb-e— what, a 50, 60 year old straight man? that's managed to survive on man? that's managed to survive ee-bbc— man? that's managed to survive ee-bbc bbreeeb— man? that's managed to survive on-bbc through all- man? that's managed to survive on bbc through all this on the bbc through all this bbme. — on the bbc through all this bbme. be— on the bbc through all this time. he should take the money eee— time. he should take the money eee-be— time. he should take the money and-to channel- time. he should take the money and to channel five and get over to channel five ebbb— and get over to channel five ebb-bbe— and get over to channel five with .the other- and get over to channel five with the other white with all the other white ebrebebb— with all the other white straight-and - with all the other white straight and pale and sue straight guys and pale and sue bbem— straight guys and pale and sue bbem eee— straight guys and pale and sue bbem eee ee— straight guys and pale and sue them and sue them. t them and sue them. basically bbeb— them and sue them. basically what they've done is, is they've picked one of each. they've picked one of each. they've picked they've picked reeta. chakrabarti arnie i guess she's south asian. sophie raworth i don't know. she's a woman. they've you. edwards they've picked you. edwards who's from wales. you know, they would have picked louis schaefer if i was on the channel the truth is, the truth is , is that truth is, the truth is, is that i guess they're just they're they're they're basically punishing the people all for not paying punishing the people all for not paying their, their licence fee. they're saying because you didn't pay the money, we have to get rid of beautiful. you well i mean they've got 1000-

gr; ” r: /r;r well i mean they've got 1000 diversity ebreeber— mean they've got 1000 diversity ebreeber eee— mean they've got 1000 diversity director and all— mean they've got 1000 diversity director and all that sort of ebeb. — director and all that sort of ebeb. b— director and all that sort of stuff. i mean— director and all that sort of stuff. i mean i— director and all that sort of stuff. i mean i know i know this is stuff. i mean i know i know this be ee— stuff. i mean i know i know this be ee eee— stuff. i mean i know i know this be ee eee ebb— stuff. i mean i know i know this is an age old trope,— is an age old trope, particularly- is an age old trope, particularly for our station. however, so much however, there is so much vveebeee— however, there is so much vveebeee-yee- however, there is so much wastage you don't however, there is so much- wastage _you don't want however, there is so much- wa getje-you don't want however, there is so much- waget rid-you don't want however, there is so much waget rid of you don't want however, there is so much waget rid of peoplei don't want however, there is so much waget rid of people likei't want however, there is so much waget rid of people like hughit to get rid of people like hugh beveree— to get rid of people like hugh edwards, which— to get rid of people like hugh edwards, which are genuinely eeeb—beebi edwards, which are genuinely. good—look be good broadcasters. just look in the good broadcasters. just look in bee-ebbbe. — good broadcasters. just look in the-office. you- good broadcasters. just look in the office. you could the back office. you could brebebby— the back office. you could brebebby beeb— the back office. you could probably just randomly point at 15 probably just randomly point at b beebbe— probably just randomly point at b beebbe eee— probably just randomly point at 15 people and ask them to leave eee— 15 people and ask them to leave eee-mebe— 15 people and ask them to leave eee-mebe ee- 15 people and ask them to leave and make no difference and it would make no difference bebeeever — and it would make no difference whatsoever. absolute no, whatsoever. yeah, absolute no, eembbebeby— whatsoever. yeah, absolute no, completely - anyway i whatsoever. yeah, absolute no, completely _anyway ,i whatsoever. yeah, absolute no,- completely _anyway , part completely agree. anyway, part two done. coming up. we've two is done. coming up. we've got lessons. curious got empathy lessons. the curious grand national sex market and why the officer class are so white. see you there. don't go away .

welcome back to headliners. we've got the guardian now, an immigration staff are being told to be nicer to asylum seekers as they put them on a crowded barge before sending them to rwanda. to louis. yeah, this is this is

eb— to louis. yeah, this is this is eb bbeee— to louis. yeah, this is this is one of those like— yeah, this is this is one of those like non stories is bbe— one of those like non stories is bbe beme— one of those like non stories is the home office— one of those like non stories is the home office tells immigration- the home office tells immigration staff to show more embebby— immigration staff to show more embebby vbbeb— immigration staff to show more empathy which is— immigration staff to show more empathy which is the word embebby— empathy which is the word embebby .— empathy which is the word empathy . arnie is a word which empathy. arnie is a word which yee yee— empathy. arnie is a word which means you you haven't been bbreeeb— means you you haven't been bbreeeb bb— means you you haven't been through it. you— means you you haven't been through it. you have been bbreeeb— through it. you have been bbreeeb bb— through it. you have been bbreeeb bb .— through it. you have been through it . that's empathy. through it. that's empathy. symbebby— through it. that's empathy. symbebby be— through it. that's empathy. sympathy is you haven't been bbreeeb— sympathy is you haven't been bbreeeb bb— sympathy is you haven't been through it, but— sympathy is you haven't been through it, but you feel. oh, eeeb.— through it, but you feel. oh, eeeb. vee— through it, but you feel. oh, right. you feel— through it, but you feel. oh, right. you feel empathy right. you feel it. empathyi means _through right. you feel it. empathy- means_through it. so means you've been through it. so are means you've been through it. so ere-eeybee— means you've been through it. so ere-eeybee bbeb— means you've been through it. so are-saying that the- means you've been through it. so are saying that the people are you saying that the people at are you saying that the people eb-beme— are you saying that the people at. home office _ are you saying that the people at home office have been at the home office have been bbreeeb—ebl through the horribleness of bebee— through the horribleness ofi being—office? through the horribleness of- being_office? well, being at the home office? well, everybeey-e— being at the home office? well, everybody's been— being at the home office? well, everybody's been on— being at the home office? well, everybody's been on holiday. yeah and kind of a yeah so. and there's kind of a houday yeah so. and there's kind of a holiday you don't you holiday if you don't if you don't grant people's asylum. yeah. go on. sorry. i mean, i beve— yeah. go on. sorry. i mean, i beve eerb— yeah. go on. sorry. i mean, i have some sort of— “413?" crir “cit“ sorry. i mean, i have some sort of second “413?" cib rib“ sorry. i mean, i have some sort of second hand beevbeeee— have some sort of second hand beevbeeee eb— have some sort of second hand knowledge of this— have some sort of second hand knowledge of this actually, my bebber— knowledge of this actually, my bebber be— knowledge of this actually, my father in law— knowledge of this actually, my father in law is— knowledge of this actually, my father in law is a— knowledge of this actually, my father in law is a retired immigration— father in law is a retired immigration officer. i've made a eeebbe— immigration officer. i've made a couple-colleagues.- couple of his ex colleagues. my bebber—be- father in law particular is a bee— father in law particular is a bbeb-b— father in law particular is a bbeb-b vee- father in law particular is a kind-i was i- father in law particular is a kind i was i would father in law particular is a- kind-i was i would say kind man. he i was i would say bee— kind man. he i was i would say be-e ee— kind man. he i was i would say he's an empathetic. well mannered man, but he wasn't reverted— mannered man, but he wasn't revereee .— mannered man, but he wasn't rewarded , kid— mannered man, but he wasn't rewarded , kid for— mannered man, but he wasn't rewarded , kid for doing a job rewarded, kid for doing a job beeb— rewarded, kid for doing a job beeb be— rewarded, kid for doing a job beeb be bbe— rewarded, kid for doing a job back in the day— rewarded, kid for doing a job back in the day when immigration was back in the day when immigration e reeb reb.— back in the day when immigration was a real job. and— back in the day when immigration was a real job. and yeah, for beme— was a real job. and yeah, for being empathetic . he was being empathetic. he was reverted— being empathetic. he was rewarded for— being empathetic. he was rewarded for following , you rewarded for following, you beee,— rewarded for following, you beee, bbe — rewarded for following, you know, the necessary arnie rules

eee— know, the necessary arnie rules eee ebery— know, the necessary arnie rules and apply version _ know, the necessary arnie rules and apply version of the job bbeb— and apply version of the job bbeb be— and apply version of the job bbeb be vvee— and apply version of the job that he was doing . yeah. and i'm that he was doing. yeah. and i'm not that he was doing. yeah. and i'm eeb eeeeeebbee— that he was doing. yeah. and i'm not suggesting for— that he was doing. yeah. and i'm not suggesting for a minute that bbey— not suggesting for a minute that bbey ebeebee-b— not suggesting for a minute that they shouldn't learn to be good mannered. they— they shouldn't learn to be good mannered. they shouldn't have embebby. — mannered. they shouldn't have embebby. -yee— mannered. they shouldn't have emeebby-yee bee- mannered. they shouldn't have empathy. you had empathy empathy. but if you had empathy for empathy. but if you had empathy eer—verbeb- empathy. but if you had empathy for—walked into. for everybody who walked into the for everybody who walked into. bee—bebeb the country, there'd be no point in immigration— the country, there'd be no point in immigration .— the country, there'd be no point in immigration . the point i in immigration. the point i bb— in immigration. the point i bb yee— in immigration. the point i mean, if you go- in immigration. the point i mean, if you go your good mean, if you go into your good eeeebry— mean, if you go into your good eeeebry, beve— mean, if you go into your good country, have you— mean, if you go into your good country, have you ever tried to rebem— country, have you ever tried to rebem be— country, have you ever tried to rebem be yeer— country, have you ever tried to return to your good country? beeb- —eee-bl return to your good country?- yeah. _don't want yeah. oh, man, they don't want eyee— yeah. oh, man, they don't want eeyeee—bbeyel anyone to come in, do they? go on anyone to come in, do they? go ee bebeey— anyone to come in, do they? go on holiday disneyland? you on holiday to disneyland? you bbeb—yee- on holiday to disneyland? you bbeb—yee eeel on holiday to disneyland? youi think—you see is think the first thing you see is v vou— think the first thing you see is , yee beee,— think the first thing you see is , yee beee, beeb— think the first thing you see is , you know, just 15 guys wanting to , you know, just 15 guys wanting be-yee— , you know, just 15 guys wanting be-yee eeb— , you know, just 15 guys wanting to you out already? to get you out already? that's yee.— to get you out already? that's yee. bbeb-e— to get you out already? that's yee. bbeb-e bbey— to get you out already? that's you. that's okay with me. they are american because are nice to american because americans vote. they are . no americans vote. they are. no country in the world are people nice to immigrants coming into the country? in the uk and the uk were pretty nice and that's why people travel through safe countries here. they countries to get here. they leave france. they- gr; they leave france. they risk their bvee— leave france. they risk their bvee be— leave france. they risk their lives to cross— leave france. they risk their lives to cross the- leave france. they risk their lives to cross the channel. they pav— lives to cross the channel. they pay people— lives to cross the channel. they pay people-of- lives to cross the channel. they pay people of pounds pay people thousands of pounds to pay people thousands of pounds be—bbe— pay people thousands of pounds be—bbe bb- pay people thousands of pounds to_the uk becausei to get them to the uk because were-beb— to get them to the uk because ve-re-beb b— to get them to the uk because we're-but i think- to get them to the uk because we're but i think the we're nice, but i think the vbee— we're nice, but i think the vbme eb— we're nice, but i think the volume of people doing that is going— volume of people doing that is going be— volume of people doing that is going be meee— volume of people doing that is going to mean that britain's is eberbbee— going to mean that britain's is eberbbee be— going to mean that britain's is starting to become less nice. bee— starting to become less nice. bee ebbbe— starting to become less nice. and while that's,— starting to become less nice. and while that's, you know, as a en.— and while that's, you know, as a in b— and while that's, you know, as a in b bbeb— and while that's, you know, as a brit, i think it's—

and while that's, you know, as a brit, i think it's terrible. we ebeebe— brit, i think it's terrible. we ebeebb be— brit, i think it's terrible. we should be accommodating and bebebeby— should be accommodating and bebebeby-bbbe— should be accommodating and hopefully this empathy and hopefully this this empathy and bbeee— hopefully this this empathy and these instructions— hopefully this this empathy and these instructions the home these instructions to the home bbbe— these instructions to the home bbbee ebb— these instructions to the home office will—to- office will help them to beeebbby— office will help them to identify the _ office will help them to identify the genuine deserving cases amongst— identify the genuine deserving cases amongst the by the way , cases amongst the by the way, bbeb— cases amongst the by the way, bbeb veee-b— cases amongst the by the way, that wasn't just— cases amongst the by the way, that wasn't just a _ cases amongst the by the way, that wasn't just a flippant mmeb— that wasn't just a flippant comment saying it was a real job beeb— comment saying it was a real job beeb be— comment saying it was a real job beeb be bbe— comment saying it was a real job beeb be bbe eey— comment saying it was a real job back in the day. _ comment saying it was a real job back in the day. if— comment saying it was a real job back in the day. �*" : back in the day. if i've learned anything talking father in anything talking to my father in law his ex colleagues, it's law and his ex colleagues, it's a different and a very different job now. and they had a all spoke they had a they all spoke different the different languages. the immigration they all immigration officers, they all had they could had certain skills. they could identify these people, 100 yards away walking . it didn't treat away walking. it didn't treat everyone badly . they just ask everyone badly. they just ask simple questions. and depending on answer those on how you answer those questions were how you were treated. yeah, absolutely . the treated. yeah, absolutely. the bebeerebb— treated. yeah, absolutely. the bebeerebb-bee— treated. yeah, absolutely. the telegraph-has a- treated. yeah, absolutely. the telegraph-has a live- : yeah, absolutely. the telegraph has a live tv telegraph now has a live tv ebeebbee— telegraph now has a live tv ebeebbee be— telegraph now has a live tv shooting in india. paul yeah. emmee— shooting in india. paul yeah. eeemm beebe— shooting in india. paul yeah. gunman posing as— shooting in india. paul yeah. gunman posing as a- shooting in india. paul yeah. gunman posing as a journalist shot dead. a former indian member of parliament and his brother , both of whom had brother, both of whom had criminal links. brother, both of whom had criminal links . so there is some criminal links. so there is some speculation within this that it could have been sectarian because obviously in this part of the world, the hindus and the muslims don't particularly get on.and muslims don't particularly get on. and it was two minority muslims that were shot by a

group of hindus. but they seem to be leaning towards the criminal underworld. and as we all know, it's much better to shoot. much better to shoot shoot. it's much better to shoot someone based on, you know, their criminality rather than their criminality rather than their religion. so they're sort of leaning towards that at the moment. but this is quite harrowing. this must have been going was, going out on live tv as it was, and as we all know, there's only and as we all know, there's only a few seconds delay. so. yeah. well, i a few seconds delay. so. yeah. well,-i remember- a few seconds delay. so. yeah. well, _i remember when i well, yeah, i remember when a mbe— well, yeah, i remember when a knife-accidentally- knife thrower accidentally hit eemebeey— somebody on this morning with bbebere— somebody on this morning with bbebere eee— somebody on this morning with richard and-and. - somebody on this morning with richard and and. yeah it richard and judy and. yeah it vee-ebbbe— richard and judy and. yeah it was quite shocking . and was it was quite shocking. and bbbe— was it was quite shocking. and bbbe-be— was it was quite shocking. and bbbe-be e— was it was quite shocking. and this-to a whole- was it was quite shocking. and this to a whole other this takes it to a whole other beveb. — this takes it to a whole other beveb. wen,— this takes it to a whole other level. well, it— this takes it to a whole other level. well, it just shows how far level. well, it just shows how be beebe— level. well, it just shows how far people will— level. well, it just shows how far people will go to be on bebevbebee— far people will go to be on television . _ far people will go to be on television . i'm- far people will go to be on television . cc “3 television. i'm not willing to be shocked, by the way, just so everyone knows, your chair is very squeaky. sorry yeah. is it squeaky enough for— very squeaky. sorry yeah. is it squeaky enough for you - vr;”«v sq “413?" is it squeaky enough for you to : / is it squeaky enough for you to shoot him,— squeaky enough for you to shoot bbm, beebe?— squeaky enough for you to shoot him, louis? anyway, the daily bber— him, louis? anyway, the daily sber bev— him, louis? anyway, the daily star now-upside- him, louis? anyway, the daily star now upside to the star now with an upside to the eeeb— star now with an upside to the eeeblbvbee— star now with an upside to the cost-living crisis. _ cost of living crisis. prostitutes- cost of living crisis. prostitutes cheaper cost of living crisis.- prostitutes-cheaper than prostitutes are cheaper than ever-sevbee- prostitutes are cheaper than l ever.-saving-yeah. prostitutes are cheaper than- ever. _saving _yeah. sex ever. louis saving up? yeah. sex vvererbe— ever. louis saving up? yeah. sex workers among the losers. workers among the big losers. the national . which is. the grand national. which is. which that horse race where. which is that horse race where. where horses died . and so that

where horses died. and so that should be the main story. but no, this is a story saying are not getting the top dollar they used get. mean, they could used to get. i mean, they could have story by have rewritten the story by saying great times to be a john at national. prices at the grand national. prices are through the floor over are going through the floor over it. well is that your that it. well is that your is that your take it? because in your take on it? because in beeb— your take on it? because in bellm— your take on it? because in fact,.fact-escorts. your take on it? because in fact,.fact-escorts .i your take on it? because in. fact,.fact-escorts . so fact, in fact some escorts. so ebbereebby— fact, in fact some escorts. so ebbereebby bbe— fact, in fact some escorts. so ebbereebby be e— fact, in fact some escorts. so apparently it's a day when eeeerbe— apparently it's a day when escorts charge,— apparently it's a day when escorts charge, you know, £600 or escorts charge, you know, £600 er vvbebever— escorts charge, you know, £600 or whatever, and _ escorts charge, you know, £600 or whatever, and they walk ereeee— or whatever, and they walk ereeeb .— or whatever, and they walk around , you're— or whatever, and they walk around , you're on arm and, around, you're on their arm and, yee— around, you're on their arm and, yee-vbebever— around, you're on their arm and, you whatever happens after you know, whatever happens after ebee—.— you know, whatever happens after ebee—. beb- you know, whatever happens after also _. but they've . also also happens. but they've bee— also also happens. but they've me be— also also happens. but they've me be ebeee— also also happens. but they've had to slash rates— also also happens. but they've had to slash rates by more than 500— had to slash rates by more than bob, vbbeb— had to slash rates by more than 500, which thanks— had to slash rates by more than 500, which thanks to my numeracy ebbbe— 500, which thanks to my numeracy ebbbe ember— 500, which thanks to my numeracy skills under rishi _ 500, which thanks to my numeracy skills under rishi sunak, means bbeb— skills under rishi sunak, means bbeb bbe— skills under rishi sunak, means that the prostitutes are paying the that the prostitutes are paying bee bbeee.— that the prostitutes are paying the punters. yes— that the prostitutes are paying the punters. yes because you beee— the punters. yes because you know something. cr?“ know something. can i interrupt you a second, paul? yeah, of course you can. because i was going to say that was going to going to say that i was going to say it's impossible to cut something 100. you something 500. you have 100. you can it 50, 90. you can't cut can cut it 50, 90. you can't cut it 500. well, the only people who can cut a price by 500% are prostitutes and an article in the daily star and also sofas . the daily star and also sofas. no, it's impossible to cut

something 500. paul so they so what you're saying— something 500. paul so they so what you're saying is— something 500. paul so they so what you're saying is if- what you're saying is if eemebbbee— what you're saying is if something costs a pound and you cut something costs a pound and you eeb bb— something costs a pound and you eeb bb by— something costs a pound and you eeb bb by bob,— something costs a pound and you cut it by 500, it's— something costs a pound and you cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're evee— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're evee bb— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're evee be by— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're owed £4 by that,— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're owed £4 by that, not £4. /rib rt?“ owed £4 by that, not £4. you can eery— owed £4 by that, not £4. you can eeby eeb— owed £4 by that, not £4. you can eeby eeb mbebe— owed £4 by that, not £4. you can only cut minus by 100. so owed £4 by that, not £4. /rib rt?“ rt 00 so that only cut minus by 100. so that means you're owed,— only cut minus by 100. so that means you're owed, can- rt 00 so that means you're owed, can you rt.cc 00 so that means you're owed, can you not do means you're owed, can you not be bbe— means you're owed, can you not be bbe mebb— means you're owed, can you not do the math, can— means you're owed, can you not do the math, can you save this ereemeeb— do the math, can you save this ereemeeb ber— do the math, can you save this argument for the— do the math, can you save this argument for the travelodge bebeb— argument for the travelodge bebeb reem— argument for the travelodge hotel room with— argument for the travelodge hotel room with the prostitute? aeyvey— hotel room with the prostitute? aeyvey, ebee— hotel room with the prostitute? anyway, what about— hotel room with the prostitute? anyway, what about this- hotel room with the prostitute? anyway, what about this one from the paul, the the daily mail? paul, the officer diversity officer class is a diversity problem. certainly looks like problem. it certainly looks like it. problem. it certainly looks like bb. —ebeee— problem. it certainly looks like bb. —ebeee eb- problem. it certainly looks like it. _class of the- it. the officer class of the ermy— it. the officer class of the ermy-ermy- it. the officer class of the army, - army and - it. the officer class of the army, army and royal navy army, the army and royal navy remains almost— army, the army and royal navy remains almost exclusive. white ebbeeeb— remains almost exclusive. white skinned,_figures. skinned, according to figures ebbebeeb— skinned, according to figures obtained—on- skinned, according to figures- obtained_on sunday. obtained by the mail on sunday. bev— obtained by the mail on sunday. bev bebbbeb— obtained by the mail on sunday. bev bebbbeb eb— obtained by the mail on sunday. now talking of maths and ebebbebbee— now talking of maths and statistics, the _ now talking of maths and statistics, the primary reason for statistics, the primary reason ber bbeb— statistics, the primary reason ber bbeb be— statistics, the primary reason for that is that— statistics, the primary reason for that is that 82% of this eeeebry— for that is that 82% of this eeeebry be— for that is that 82% of this country is white and 90. so 90% of country is white and 90. so 90% eb bbe— country is white and 90. so 90% of the officer— country is white and 90. so 90% of the officer intake— country is white and 90. so 90% of the officer intake is white. so of the officer intake is white. se bbeb-e— of the officer intake is white. so that's not— of the officer intake is white. so that's not bad. that's only an so that's not bad. that's only ee ebe— so that's not bad. that's only an 8% difference— so that's not bad. that's only an 8% difference there. the veere— an 8% difference there. the whole country— an 8% difference there. the whole country is- an 8% difference there. the whole country is 82% white and bbbe— whole country is 82% white and bbbe eb— whole country is 82% white and bbbe eb bbe— whole country is 82% white and 90% of the officers are white. so 90% of the officers are white. se ebrebbbb— 90% of the officers are white. so straight away,— 90% of the officers are white. so straight away, that kind of bbbebee— so straight away, that kind of dilutes this— so straight away, that kind of dilutes this argument slightly. and dilutes this argument slightly. aeb by— dilutes this argument slightly. aeb by bbe— dilutes this argument slightly. aeb by bee eey— dilutes this argument slightly. aeb by bee vey .— dilutes this argument slightly. and by the way , the officer and by the way, the officer ebeee— and by the way, the officer ebeee be — and by the way, the officer ebeee be be — and by the way, the officer class go to sandhurst . this class go to sandhurst. this bee-b— class go to sandhurst. this bee-b bbbe— class go to sandhurst. this isn't this isn't— class go to sandhurst. this isn't this isn't just available to isn't this isn't just available be ebbbe— isn't this isn't just available to white people. _ isn't this isn't just available to white people. this is

available— to white people. this is available to— to white people. this is available to the certain type of ebbbe— available to the certain type of vvbbbe eeerbe— available to the certain type of vvbbbe beebbe .— available to the certain type of white people . there is no white people. there is no beby-e— white people. there is no wally's sandhurst like me. wally's in sandhurst like me. bbere— wally's in sandhurst like me. bbere mbbbb— wally's in sandhurst like me. there might be— wally's in sandhurst like me. there might be no, there won't belchauffeur_ there might be no, there won't be chauffeur there. there be a chauffeur in there. there eeerb— be a chauffeur in there. there eeerb-e— be a chauffeur in there. there could-a curse— be a chauffeur in there. there could a curse there. could be a curse in there. there mbbbb— could be a curse in there. there meeb—er— could be a curse in there. there mbbbb—er bee- could be a curse in there. there mbbbb—er bve be- might be a curse or two in bbere.— might be a curse or two in bbere. beb— might be a curse or two in there. but there - might be a curse or two in there. but there won't be a cox , i there. but there won't be a cox , b bbbeb. — there. but there won't be a cox , b bbbeb. b— there. but there won't be a cox , i think. i mean,— there. but there won't be a cox , i think. “ ”r; , i think. i mean, there's a very reasonable explanation if i were a black immigrant to this country, i would not ever want to be on a british ship after what happened. right. you wouldn't you wouldn't want to be on a british. and also it raises i thought that was a very good joke. it raises the point i wasn't exactly ship wasn't exactly sure what ship you meant. yeah, i'm saying bbeberbeeby— you meant. yeah, i'm saying historically,iget_ you meant. yeah, i'm saying historically,iget it. - yeah, i'm saying historically, get it. \rib historically, i get it. no, bbere-e— historically, i get it. no, there's the— historically, i get it. no, there's the focus- historically, i get it. no, there's the focus of the history of country. i thought that. of the country. i thought that. i mean, people might be laughing at know. on at home. we don't know. on a serious note, i mean, if- r:rib“ c on a serious note, i mean, if you are a serious note, i mean, if you are e eeeeeb— serious note, i mean, if you are a second or third— serious note, i mean, if you are a second or third generation, an bmmbbreeb— a second or third generation, an bmmbbreeb er— a second or third generation, an bmmbereeb er e— a second or third generation, an immigrant or a generation immigrant or a first generation bmmbbreeb— immigrant to the country, you mbbbb— immigrant to the country, you mbee-bbeb- immigrant to the country, you mbbbb-bbeb yee- immigrant to the country, you might that you want to might not feel that you want to die might not feel that you want to bbelbbe— might not feel that you want to die-the country— might not feel that you want to die the country the same way die for the country the same way as die for the country the same way ee eemebeby— die for the country the same way as somebody who— die for the country the same way as somebody who who has been bere— as somebody who who has been bere ber— as somebody who who has been here for generations. also, bbeee— here for generations. also, bbeee ere— here for generations. also, these are officers. they're not officers aren't dying, are they? officers are directing people in

on to the line of the dying machines. ithink on to the line of the dying machines. i think officers put bbemeebvee— machines. i think officers put themselves at— machines. i think officers put themselves at the— i“r?rt“ i think officers put themselves at the front as well. i themselves at the front as well. b meee— themselves at the front as well. b beebe— themselves at the front as well. i mean, lewis, would you die for bbbe— i mean, lewis, would you die for bbbe-vve— i mean, lewis, would you die for bbbe-b-ve-bbel this country? i've seen you die on this country? i've seen you die ee-bevv— this country? i've seen you die on-few times. - this country? i've seen you die on-few times. well,l this country? i've seen you die on few times. �*vtvb�*r;cc on stage a few times. well, i brebebby— on stage a few times. well, i brebebby-b— on stage a few times. well, i probably i would try probably would i would try to make die for his make the other guy die for his country if i was fighting, if they were fighting against us. that what soldiers they were fighting against us. thabut what soldiers they were fighting against us. thabut have what soldiers they were fighting against us. thabut have two that soldiers they were fighting against us. thabut have two kids,oldiers do. but i have two kids, and that's what happens you that's what happens when you have kids. you don't need that's what happens when you hav

got this on like this? oh, nothing about your- nothing about your looks . nothing about your looks. unprofessional. lewis, please eeebbeee— unprofessional. lewis, please continue telling— unprofessional. lewis, please continue telling the story. continue telling us the story. b-m — continue telling us the story. b-m beeb— continue telling us the story. r-m teeb eeybee. — continue telling us the story. i'm just saying. ircribg i'm just saying. so the story is. the story is. it's he was very famous in the back in the day, and his claim to fame. they're asking you to put the ebbe— they're asking you to put the ebee beeb— they're asking you to put the ebee beet — they're asking you to put the sign back on. “riy they're asking you to put the sign back on. “big sign back on. they want you want it back up. well, why don't they put the bottom? why can't put it on the bottom? why can't they? why do i have to do it like that? just put that like that. works. well, that. see if that works. well, i haven't got a son anyway. did they ask it put it back up? they ask it to put it back up? they . they did. okay just they did. they did. okay just finish sorry about finish the story. sorry about this . i'm finish the story. sorry about this. i'm like having a very bad day. woodhouse. is the day. appg woodhouse. this is the worst that i've done. i worst show that i've done. i please, just have a good please, just once, have a good bey. — please, just once, have a good bey. -eerry.- please, just once, have a good bey. -eerry. beb- please, just once, have a good bey. -eerry. bee.- day. okay. i'm sorry, but, lewis, what you. imean, lewis, what do you. i mean, paul lewis, what do you. i mean, beeb eeeb— lewis, what do you. i mean, paul, what do— lewis, what do you. i mean, paul, what do you- ririb i mean, paul, what do you make is my bebebe — paul, what do you make is my bebebe n..— paul, what do you make is my bebebe be. my— paul, what do you make is my point? no, my point- paul, what do you make is my point? \rrib gcv point? no, my point is, the guy actually lived many years in actually lived for many years in my hometown of great neck, long island, new york. my point is, he lived nowhere near me . but he lived nowhere near me. but this is becoming more- c it but this is becoming more and more rbbbeebeee— this is becoming more and more rbbbeebeee. b— this is becoming more and more ridiculous. if not— this is becoming more and more ridiculous. if not pathetic. i mean, we're seeing this now one of mean, we're seeing this now one eb bbe— mean, we're seeing this now one eb bbe eereb— mean, we're seeing this now one of the worst headliners i've beee— of the worst headliners i've

beee — of the worst headliners i've been on. it's— of the worst headliners i've been on. it's i— of the worst headliners i've been on. it's i bet- of the worst headliners i've been on. c ~ircrib”y been on. it's i bet the story. i'm been on. it's i bet the story. r-m going— been on. it's i bet the story. r-m eebeb be— been on. it's i bet the story. i'm going to stick— been on. it's i bet the story. i'm going to stick with- been on. c ~ircrib”y i'm going to stick with that. beb— i'm going to stick with that. beb b— i'm going to stick with that. beb b beee— i'm going to stick with that. but i know what— i'm going to stick with that. but i know what you mean. but eeeb— but i know what you mean. but vbeb bb— but i know what you mean. but vbeb b-b bbe— but i know what you mean. but what i'd like to— but i know what you mean. but what i'd like to say about it is i what i'd like to say about it is b bee-b— what i'd like to say about it is b bee-b eeeb— what i'd like to say about it is i don't need to— what i'd like to say about it is i don't need to say anything, eebeeby— i don't need to say anything, actually. look— i don't need to say anything, actually. look andrew actually. look at andrew doyle, our actually. look at andrew doyle, eerb— actually. look at andrew doyle, berb eeb— actually. look at andrew doyle, our lord and saviour. andrew beybe. — our lord and saviour. andrew beybe. beeb— our lord and saviour. andrew beybe. beeb eb— our lord and saviour. andrew doyle. look at his twitter feed. he doyle. look at his twitter feed. be vrebe— doyle. look at his twitter feed. he wrote _earlier. doyle. look at his twitter feed. he wrote earlier on he wrote something earlier on eeybeb—eeebbe-bl saying these people couldn't beee— saying these people couldn't beee bbe— saying these people couldn't lace the boots— saying these people couldn't lace the boots of— saying these people couldn't lace the boots of pg. wodehouse , ee bbeeee— lace the boots of pg. wodehouse , ee bbeeee beeb— lace the boots of pg. wodehouse , so please just leave it alone . b— , so please just leave it alone . b yee— , so please just leave it alone . b yee bee-b— , so please just leave it alone . if you don't like— , so please just leave it alone . if you don't like it, don't reeb— . if you don't like it, don't reeb bb— . if you don't like it, don't reeb bb .— . if you don't like it, don't reeb bb lyou— . if you don't like it, don't read it .lyou-the. read it. if you own the bebbebbeb— read it. if you own the publishing rights, leave it eemeb— publishing rights, leave it alone. yeah. _ publishing rights, leave it alone. yeah. '“r: publishing rights, leave it alone. yeah. ' “r: alone. yeah. and we see this so many times, like when tried many times, like when they tried to dahl and it was many times, like when they tried to clunky dahl and it was many times, like when they tried to clunky. dahl and it was many times, like when they tried to clunky. he's dahl and it was many times, like when they tried to clunky. he's laughablyt was many times, like when they tried to clunky. he's laughably soas many times, like when they tried to clunky. he's laughably so far so clunky. he's laughably so far away from the. from the effervescent prose of roald dahl effervescent prose of roald dahl. and this will be the exact same. are you old enough to remember when— are you old enough to remember when they wanted to put verebeb— remember when they wanted to put vverebeb bebebe— remember when they wanted to put warning labels on— remember when they wanted to put warning labels on record albums in warning labels on record albums be amerbee— warning labels on record albums be amerbee ber— warning labels on record albums in america for tipper gore, ebbeb— in america for tipper gore, vbbeb be— in america for tipper gore, vbbeb be at— in america for tipper gore, which is al gore, that horrible ebbb— which is al gore, that horrible man with the— which is al gore, that horrible man with the climate change bbme,— man with the climate change thingv eeb— man with the climate change thing, and people got like all ebeeb— thing, and people got like all ebeeb ebeeb— thing, and people got like all upset about it.— thing, and people got like all upset about it. and then certain bbbe-b— upset about it. and then certain didn't rewrite— upset about it. and then certain didn't rewrite the— upset about it. and then certain didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no.— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. be, bbey— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no, they didn't— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no, they didn't .— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no, they didn't . but the same no, they didn't. but the same beb— no, they didn't. but the same beb eeerbe— no, they didn't. but the same beb beebbe beb— no, they didn't. but the same but people got really upset and eeerbe— but people got really upset and beebbe eberbeb— but people got really upset and people started to— but people got really upset and people started to put musicians eberbeb— people started to put musicians eberbeb be— people started to put musicians eberbeb be beb— people started to put musicians started to put the— people started to put musicians

started to put the label on automatically— started to put the label on automatically if they if it bebe-b— automatically if they if it hadn't been— automatically if they if it hadn't been put on by the government. _ hadn't been put on by the government. well yeah, you'd eery— government. well yeah, you'd eeby bey— government. well yeah, you'd eeby bey bb— government. well yeah, you'd eeby bey bb bb— government. well yeah, you'd eeby bey bb b b— government. well yeah, you'd only buy it if i had that, that rebeb— only buy it if i had that, that bebeb ee— only buy it if i had that, that bebeb ee bb. — only buy it if i had that, that label on it. t c“;“ label on it. because then you knew the stuff and knew if the good stuff and that's there should be huge that's why there should be huge warning put everything warning labels put on everything even hasn't been asked. even if it hasn't been asked. but it's like during the time ebee— but it's like during the time ebee bbey— but it's like during the time when they were— but it's like during the time when they were burning books and eebbere—my- when they were burning books and authors—my book. authors said, why isn't my book bebeb— authors said, why isn't my book bebeb bereebe— authors said, why isn't my book being burned? want my book to being burned? i want my book to being burned? i want my book to be- _ being burned? i want my book to be- vbeb.— being burned? i want my book to be- webb-ee- - being burned? i want my book toi be- well,-no. instead be burned. well, no, no. instead of burning books, they're of burning the books, they're chipping by chipping away at them piece by piece. we've take piece. anyway, we've got to take a fully mandated break a contract. fully mandated break now. that, we've got now. but after that, we've got the shocking the king the shocking news that the king is squirrels should is rich. white squirrels should fear nutella look fear nutella and how to look loudly . by oh, oh, look at that loudly. by oh, oh, look at that

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i well, welcome back to headliners. _ . well, welcome back to headliners. was- . well, welcome back to headliners. was it- well, welcome back to headliners. c c“r;”r;?’ i well, welcome back to- headliners. was it there? we've got tomorrow's expressed now. and is it time for a windfall bev— and is it time for a windfall bee ee— and is it time for a windfall bee ee bbeb— and is it time for a windfall tax on king charles paul? �*vtvb�*r;cc tax on king charles paul? well, why— tax on king charles paul? well, vby eeb— tax on king charles paul? well, vby eeb b— tax on king charles paul? well, why not? i mean,— tax on king charles paul? well, why not? i mean, he— tax on king charles paul? well, why not? i mean, he is apparently richer than the queen was much. thanks. according to this in the express the this story in the express to the divorce , to diana, i'm not divorce, to diana, i'm not entirely sure how that seems quite me, but the quite tenuous to me, but the sunday's the sunday rich sunday's the sunday times rich list king charles the list has put king charles the third's at nearly double third's wealth at nearly double the late queen elizabeth at 600 million. and apparently her wealth was 370 million. now i don't know if i've just got used to big numbers. yeah, but that doesn't they don't either of those sound like particularly big numbers to me when we talk 600 million. well, they yes. 600 million. well, they do. yes. i obviously million, i mean, obviously £1 million, obviously. that's funny. have you give me you got. well that's. give me a tennen you got. well that's. give me a tenner. curse doyle tenner. it's curse andrew doyle money but money isn't it. 600 million. but no, mean is, you know, no, what i mean is, you know, footballers earn that almost don't yeah , but they don't they. and yeah, but they play don't they. and yeah, but they play this this play football. this guy, this guy— play football. this guy, this guy just— play football. this guy, this guy just-around- play football. this guy, this guy just-around in. this guy, this guy just around in an guy just walks around in an ermbee- — guy just walks around in an ermine-. yeah.- guy just walks around in an ermine-. yeah. i'm. guy just walks around in an ermine . t/rib?“ ermine coat. yeah. i'm not suggesting minute, but i'm suggesting for a minute, but i'm not suggesting for a minute. by the a lot the way, that this isn't a lot of money, but this doesn't obviously it's not news, is it?

the king's rich. he's got his. he's got his face on the money well, i'd expect him to rich. well, i'd expect him to be rich. beeb— well, i'd expect him to be rich. veeb be— well, i'd expect him to be rich. veeb be-beve— well, i'd expect him to be rich. yeah he-have his- well, i'd expect him to be rich. yeah he have his on yeah he does have his face on bbe— yeah he does have his face on bee-vvebee— yeah he does have his face on the-which. which- the money. which. which is a beeb— the money. which. which is a eeeb—meee- the money. which. which is al good—mean surely the money. which. which is a. good—mean surely in good point, but i mean surely in bbeee— good point, but i mean surely in bbeee-eberbeb— good point, but i mean surely in these strapped times, these cash strapped times, i vby— these cash strapped times, i vby be— these cash strapped times, i mean, why is he— these cash strapped times, i mean, why is he why is he brebbbeb—bbel mean, why is he why is he- profiting_his name? mean, why is he why is he- profiifig_his name? mean, why is he why is he- profiif he_his name? mean, why is he why is he- profiif he is,-his name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't his name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't it his name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't it time name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't it time to me? and if he is, isn't it time to brbvebbee— and if he is, isn't it time to privatise the— and if he is, isn't it time to privatise the royal family? jrir privatise the royal family? do you privatise the royal family? do yee-vbeb— privatise the royal family? do yee-vbeb-beb- privatise the royal family? do you-what-fact is,- privatise the royal family? do you-what-fact is, is. you know what the fact is, is they've been around for a thousand years and this is all the they've got. the money that they've got. i mean, really, i'm with it mean, really, i'm with paul. it doesn't like much. doesn't seem like that much. it's it's it's not american money. it's not like saudi not like it's not like saudi money. like it's like money. it's just like it's like your standard. it's probably your bog standard. it's probably less money than the guy who owns jd or or the other guy jd sports or or the other guy who sold their sportswear. is fantastic. anyway, moving on, vvevemeb-b- fantastic. anyway, moving on, we've _mail now. - fantastic. anyway, moving on, we've mail now. and king we've got the mail now. and king cberbee— we've got the mail now. and king charles wanted— we've got the mail now. and king charles wanted step allies charles wanted to step allies be— charles wanted to step allies incomers to preserve the native reeebebbee— incomers to preserve the native bebebebbee. beb— incomers to preserve the native population. but it's not racist bee— population. but it's not racist because they're _ population. but it's not racist because they're squirrels. beebe— because they're squirrels. bevbevveb.— because they're squirrels. lewis well, i've— because they're squirrels. lewis well, i've heard - because they're squirrels. lewis well, i've heard this before, charles before, that king charles wanted to grey squirrel to control grey squirrel population, which was population, which which was brought into the country in the 18805 brought into the country in the 1880s or something from america by lacing nutella , which is by lacing nutella, which is a nut based confectionery with a contraceptive contracept option

contraceptive contracept option contraceptive to stop them from having children so that the red squirrels could, could, could multiply . squirrels could, could, could multiply. but squirrels could, could, could multiply . but they squirrels could, could, could multiply. but they changed their mind because they realised that nutella on its own was super dangerous because it caused type two diabetes. well yeah. and also addy. addy if i- two diabetes. well yeah. and also addy. addy if i was- r: �*vtvb�*r;cc jrir?“ and also addy. addy if i was walking bbreebb— also addy. addy if i was walking bbreebb bbe— also addy. addy if i was walking through the woods and i found some nutella,— through the woods and i found some nutella, i'd— through the woods and i found some nutella, i'd eat it. if i e reb— some nutella, i'd eat it. if i was a red squirrel, i'd probably eat was a red squirrel, i'd probably eeb bb— was a red squirrel, i'd probably eeb b. b— was a red squirrel, i'd probably eat it. i mean,— was a red squirrel, i'd probably eat it. i mean, there seems to be e— eat it. i mean, there seems to be e beb— eat it. i mean, there seems to be a lot-flawed— eat it. i mean, there seems to be a lot flawed badgers would be a lot of flawed badgers would eat be a lot of flawed badgers would eeblbbere-e— be a lot of flawed badgers would eat.there'sllot_ be a lot of flawed badgers would eat there's lot flaws eat it. there's a lot of flaws in eat it. there's a lot of flaws be-bbee— eat it. there's a lot of flaws be-bbee beb— eat it. there's a lot of flaws in .plan, but we - eat it. there's a lot of flaws in plan, but we do sort of in this plan, but we do sort of beve— in this plan, but we do sort of beve bbbe— in this plan, but we do sort of have this problem of native red ebebrrebe— have this problem of native redi eeebrrebe—bbe squirrels being smaller than the grey—vvebee- squirrels being smaller than the trey—vbeb bel squirrels being smaller than the trey—vbeb be eei grey squirrel, which which is an beveebve— grey squirrel, which which is an invasive species— grey squirrel, which which is an invasive species and is coming out invasive species and is coming eeb-eerb— invasive species and is coming out sort outbreeding out in sort of outbreeding and eerb— out in sort of outbreeding and eeb—bbe- sort of bullying the red eeebrreb— sort of bullying the red squirrel existence. sort of bullying the red- squirrel-existence. very squirrel out of existence. very bmebem— squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah— squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah it— squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah it is- squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah it is very american. yeah it is very american. i would say that grey squirrel. to see squirrel. i'd love to see more red squirrels. far from red squirrels. i'm not far from red squirrels. i'm not far from red squirrels, by the way, at paul cox comedy. i'm not that far from red squirrels because i live near portsmouth and portsmouth is near the isle of wight, where still exist . wight, where some still exist. but if they contrary live in but if they put contrary live in nutella, that would solve a lot of problems actually across the

demographic mix, like you say, not just the woods , to be not just in the woods, to be honest. like you said, if honest. if like you said, if i walk through the woods and there honest. if like you said, if i walinutellai the woods and there honest. if like you said, if i walinutella onie woods and there honest. if like you said, if i walinutella onie wrtrees, nd there honest. if like you said, if i walinutella onie wrtrees, i'd there honest. if like you said, if i walinutella onie wrtrees, i'd be re was nutella on the trees, i'd be in woods a long yeah in the woods a long time. yeah we've now and we've got the star now and reports of a quick way of finding children should probably only be used for your own children paul yeah. mum children though. paul yeah. mum finds minutes finds missing child in minutes after loudly after using the looking loudly search method. now, i didn't know what was until i read search method. now, i didn't kn0\story.t was until i read search method. now, i didn't kn0\ story. essentially ntil i read search method. now, i didn't kn0\ story. essentially it's i read this story. essentially it's saying what the child is wearing instead of saying what the child's name is. so instead of running around saying, leo, leo's missing, you running around saying, leo, leo's missing , you shout, you leo's missing, you shout, you know, in this case, in this horrible, horrible. yeah, in this case, you describe what they're wearing. so stop they're wearing. so you stop calling your name and you start yelling girl, shirt, yelling little girl, pink shirt, pink minnie mouse shirt. yeah. which is actually that far off what wearing. yeah, well, what i'm wearing. yeah, well, exactly. well, i guess it's not. and would be more and it would be more embarrassing, you know, if my. my embarrassing, you know, if my. my lost in the soft my wife's lost me in the soft play my wife's lost me in the soft play time. and she had play many a time. and if she had to 40 year old man to shout out 40 year old man roland rat pyjamas. me be licking nutella.— roland rat pyjamas. me be

licking nutella. yeah- j: me be licking nutella. yeah �*i�*ét roland rat pyjamas. me be licking nutella. yeah a&e the verb— licking nutella. yeah a&e the verb bee.— licking nutella. yeah a&e the verb bee. wry— licking nutella. yeah a&e the word fat. why don't you put the word fat. why don't you put the word fat. why don't you put the word fat in there? well, i was beevbeb— word fat in there? well, i was beevbeb bbeb— word fat in there? well, i was leaving that-you,- : “ c“r;”r;?’ well, i was leaving that you, louis. leaving that to you, louis. aeyvey— leaving that to you, louis. aeyvey .— leaving that to you, louis. aeyvey . moving- leaving that to you, louis. anyway , moving on. - leaving that to you, louis. anyway , moving on. metro now anyway, moving on. the metro now debates the development of male contraception . i think most of contraception. i think most of us are fine using our personal cities contraception. yeah, cities as contraception. yeah, well, most men well, this obviously most men are well, this obviously most men eevebeye— well, this obviously most men are nowadays have trouble eebbbeb— are nowadays have trouble bebbbee e— are nowadays have trouble getting a girl— are nowadays have trouble getting a girl to begin with. beb— getting a girl to begin with. aeb bbe— getting a girl to begin with. and it's they're— getting a girl to begin with. and it's they're working on this mebe— and it's they're working on this male contraception device and eeerb— male contraception device and eeebb bb— male contraception device and eeebb bb ever— male contraception device and could it ever work— male contraception device and could it ever work and this is bbbe— could it ever work and this is bbbe be— could it ever work and this is bbbe be bbe— could it ever work and this is this is the perfect example of a ebery— this is the perfect example of a ebery bb— this is the perfect example of a non story it was— this is the perfect example of a non story it was placed by by a eembeey— non story it was placed by by a eembeey bbeb— non story it was placed by by a company that that— non story it was placed by by a company that that is developing eebeb— company that that is developing eebeb e— company that that is developing called a male— company that that is developing called a male contraceptive contraceptive _ called a male contraceptive contraceptive initiative which is contraceptive initiative which be eereee— contraceptive initiative which be beebeb be— contraceptive initiative which is hoping to make some money off of is hoping to make some money off eb bbbe— is hoping to make some money off of this business.— is hoping to make some money off of this business. and— is hoping to make some money off of this business. and there are eeerbe— of this business. and there are beebbe bbere— of this business. and there are people there are— of this business. and there are people there are companies all ereeeb— people there are companies all ereeeb bbe— people there are companies all around the world— people there are companies all around the world trying to come up ebbb— around the world trying to come up vvbbb e— around the world trying to come up vvbbb e mebe— around the world trying to come up with a male contraception . up with a male contraception. beb— up with a male contraception. but be— up with a male contraception. but be yee— up with a male contraception. but do you think— up with a male contraception. but do you think it— up with a male contraception. but do you think it will- up with a male contraception. but do you think it will catch on? do you the male on? do you think the male contraceptive will catch on? because obviously, if it doesn't work, the ones that work, we're not the ones that will be burdened the will be burdened with the pregnancy. if, know, to use pregnancy. if, you know, to use crude words. but it's a bit errebeeb— crude words. but it's a bit arrogant because- t: : but it's a bit arrogant because most men have eeeb— arrogant because most men have eeeb-eemeb— arrogant because most men have eeeb-bebbbeb e— arrogant because most men have such-getting a girl,- such trouble getting a girl, peribdv— such trouble getting a girl,

periodv bbeb— such trouble getting a girl, period, that by— such trouble getting a girl, period, that by taking one of bbeee— period, that by taking one of bbeee bbeee— period, that by taking one of these things, it's— period, that by taking one of these things, it's basically bmbbybee— these things, it's basically bmbbybee be— these things, it's basically implying in their own minds that bbey-re— implying in their own minds that bbey-re bbe— implying in their own minds that they're like players. and most guys— they're like players. and most eeye beev. — they're like players. and most eeye beev. bbb— they're like players. and most guys know. did you most men guys know. did you say most men beve— guys know. did you say most men beve breebbe— guys know. did you say most men have trouble getting a girl, period? — have trouble getting a girl, period? getting- have trouble getting a girl, period? cr;cc “g g ”c $215 period? getting a girl not 23. controversial. we've not seen beb— controversial. we've not seen beb bbeb— controversial. we've not seen bud light adverts— we've not seen bud light adverts anyway. we've just bud light adverts anyway. we've teeb beb— bud light adverts anyway. we've teeb eeb e— bud light adverts anyway. we've just got a minute.— bud light adverts anyway. we've just got a minute. so let's just bebeby— just got a minute. so let's just bebebby 90— just got a minute. so let's just quickly go through the young bembbee— quickly go through the young families deserting londoners reebe— families deserting londoners reebe er— families deserting londoners reebe er be. — families deserting londoners rents or 20. yes— families deserting londoners rents or 20. yes _ families deserting londoners rents or 20. yes ”r;“c rents or 20. yes the annual rent of small houses in london has gone up by 20. i don't think that's a shock . and i don't that's a shock. and i don't think we should be bringing up young families in the centre of london there's clean london anyway. there's no clean air. millions and air. there's millions and millions yeah, millions of people. yeah, they should the hampshire should be out in the hampshire countryside. that's they countryside. that's where they should your should be. yeah. raising your rents, you'd happy rents, i think you'd be happy about that. yeah, i mean, about that. yeah, but i mean, eeerb— about that. yeah, but i mean, veebb yee— about that. yeah, but i mean, would you want— yeah, but i mean, would you want bunch would you want a bunch of a bbeee— would you want a bunch of a beeeblerby— would you want a bunch of a bunch-arty farty- would you want a bunch of a bunch arty farty londoners bunch of arty farty londoners beeeeebbeb— bunch of arty farty londoners descending descending on descending on your descending on yeer— descending on your descending on yeer beve— descending on your descending on yeer beve eb— descending on your descending on yeer beve eb bbe— descending on your descending on your town at the weekend? the bebeb— your town at the weekend? the bebeb be— your town at the weekend? the bebeb be be— your town at the weekend? the point is, is that— your town at the weekend? the point is, is that all— your town at the weekend? the point is, is that all the new beeebeb— point is, is that all the new housing that's— point is, is that all the new housing that's being built are any,— housing that's being built are bbey-bbbe— housing that's being built are tiny, little apartments. tiny, tiny little apartments. beb— tiny, tiny little apartments. eeb-er— tiny, tiny little apartments. and-or flats- tiny, tiny little apartments. and-or flats .- tiny, tiny little apartments. and-or flats . and- tiny, tiny little apartments. l and-or flats . and that's and that's or flats. and that's totally related how many totally related to how many children that they have children are that they have because you you families do not

have children in small apartments . so the plan of apartments. so the plan of making people live in small places is part of the death of love. yeah, they don't want us to have the death of humanity. they don't want us to have ebbbbree— they don't want us to have children because children are ebeeebve— children because children are expensive for— children because children are expensive for-to- children because children are expensive for to state raise expensive for the to state raise ebee— expensive for the to state raise ebee-beeb— expensive for the to state raise ebee-teeb-bel when we could just bring in erereb— when we could just bring ini workers-overseas, workers from from overseas, ebbeb— workers from from overseas, vbbeb—erel workers from from overseas,- vbbeb—ere beby, which are free, which are fully, beby— which are free, which are fully, beby brevm — which are free, which are fully, fully grown. and— which are free, which are fully, fully grown. ' “r: which are free, which are fully, fully grown. “r: ?rtc fully grown. and the fact is they don't like people anyway. the powers that they've got the powers that be, they've got enough you heard enough money already. you heard it anyway, show it here first. anyway, the show is it here first. anyway, the show be—se — it here first. anyway, the show be—se .bebel is nearly over. so let's take eeebber— is nearly over. so let's take another-look- is nearly over. so let's take another-look at- is nearly over. so let's take another look at monday's another quick look at monday's beeb— another quick look at monday's bbeb-bbe— another quick look at monday's front-the-mail- another quick look at monday's front-the-mail has front pages. the daily mail has ebbb— front pages. the daily mail has 6500 ee— front pages. the daily mail has 6500 sex attacks— front pages. the daily mail has 6500 sex attacks in our beebbbebe— 6500 sex attacks in our beebbbebe .— 6500 sex attacks in our hospitals . the times says adults hospitals. the times says adults ebeebb— hospitals. the times says adults ebeebb be— hospitals. the times says adults should be able— hospitals. the times says adults should be able to— hospitals. the times says adults should be able to do maths. pm beebebe— should be able to do maths. pm beebebe .— should be able to do maths. pm beebebe , eeb— should be able to do maths. pm insists , and the— should be able to do maths. pm insists , and the guardian has insists, and the guardian has reveebeb— insists, and the guardian has revealed 250,000 children in beebeb— revealed 250,000 children in beebeb bbb— revealed 250,000 children in denied nhs help for mental beebe— denied nhs help for mental health issues.— denied nhs help for mental health issues. the daily express eeye— health issues. the daily express says nurses warn— health issues. the daily express says nurses warn strikes could beeb— says nurses warn strikes could beeb eb— says nurses warn strikes could beeb eb yeer. — says nurses warn strikes could last all year. the— says nurses warn strikes could last all year. the mirror has vebeb— last all year. the mirror has vebeb eerb— last all year. the mirror has vaped sold illegally to kids. beb— vaped sold illegally to kids. aeb beeby— vaped sold illegally to kids. aeb beeby .— vaped sold illegally to kids. and finally , the daily star has and finally, the daily star has bbeberb— and finally, the daily star has richard baker— and finally, the daily star has richard baker ,_ and finally, the daily star has richard baker , 20 degree hottest richard baker, 20 degree hottest abri— richard baker, 20 degree hottest abrbb .— richard baker, 20 degree hottest bbeb . bbeb-e— richard baker, 20 degree hottest april . that's all— richard baker, 20 degree hottest april. that's all we richard baker, 20 degree hottest april . that's all we have richard baker, 20 degree hottest april. that's all we have time to april. that's all we have time be eey— april. that's all we have time be eey. meeb— april. that's all we have time to say. thank you— april. that's all we have time to say. thank you to my guest. beb— to say. thank you to my guest. and remember— to say. thank you to my guest. and remember that if you're vvebebbeb— and remember that if you're vebebbee bbe— and remember that if you're watching the 5— and remember that if you're

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good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez. in the gb newsroom, the health secretary has urged the royal college of nursing to reconsider planned industrial action at the end of the month . action at the end of the month. in a letter to the union's leader this morning, steve barclay said the recent pay offer is fair and reasonable and the decision to stage a 48 hour strike will put patients at risk. the chs general secretary, pat cullen, has criticised the government for refusing to budge on its offer of a 5% pay rise. our members

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