next good evening. i'm tatiana sanchezin good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez in the newsroom, the sanchez in the gb newsroom, the health secretary has urged the royal nursing to royal college of nursing to reconsider planned industrial action at the end of the month . action at the end of the month. in a letter to the unions leader this morning, steve in a letter to the unions leader this morning , steve barclay in a letter to the unions leader this morning, steve barclay said the pay offer is fair and the recent pay offer is fair and reasonable and the decision to stage a 48 hour strike will put patients at risk. the chs general secretary, pat cullen , general secretary, pat cullen, has criticised the government for refusing to budge on its offer of a 5% pay rise. our members neither think it's reasonable or fair. it's a short term approach— reasonable or fair. it's a short term approach that— ” it's a short term approach that plugs a gap by giving— term approach that plugs a gap by giving them— term approach that plugs a gap by giving bbem b— term approach that plugs a gap by giving them a one off what bbey-ve— by giving them a one off what they've described— by giving them a one off what

they've described as a bonus. bbbb-b— they've described as a bonus. that's certainly— they've described as a bonus. that's certainly not going to address— that's certainly not going to address the— that's certainly not going to address the fundamental crisis that— address the fundamental crisis bbbb bye-ve— address the fundamental crisis bbbb gob— address the fundamental crisis that we've got within our nursing— that we've got within our nursing profession or within the bbs— nursing profession or within the bbs .— nursing profession or within the bbs . ab— nursing profession or within the nhs . as labour— nursing profession or within the nhs . as labour has pledged to nhs. as labour has pledged to babb— nhs. as labour has pledged to train thousands— nhs. as labour has pledged to train thousands more gps as it cbabmeb— train thousands more gps as it claimed, nearly— train thousands more gps as it claimed, nearly 3— train thousands more gps as it claimed, nearly 3 million babebb— claimed, nearly 3 million patients have— claimed, nearly 3 million patients have seen their gp practise— patients have seen their gp practise closed— patients have seen their gp practise closed down in the past bye— practise closed down in the past bye yer— practise closed down in the past five years, according to freedom of information— five years, according to freedom of information figures from nhs beeree— of information figures from nhs bebree br— of information figures from nhs bodies in england— of information figures from nhs bodies in england , 2.8 million bodies in england, 2.8 million beberrbe— bodies in england, 2.8 million berrerbe beve— bodies in england, 2.8 million patients have seen their breebee— patients have seen their practise closed down, forcing bebrerbe— practise closed down, forcing berrerbe b— practise closed down, forcing patients to find— practise closed down, forcing patients to find a new gp. g patients to find a new gp. it comes, as the— patients to find a new gp. it comes, as the party- patients to find a new gp. g patients to find a new gp. it comes, as the party says, up to three quarters of patients in some parts of england aren't able to see their doctor of choice and only half the number of appointments held face to of appointments are held face to face. labour's promising to double number doctors double the number of doctors trained each year to 15,000 and plans to build new smart motorways are being cancelled over safety concerns , cost and over safety concerns, cost and low public confidence . the low public confidence. the government has confirmed 40 been planned. projects have been scrapped and existing stretches will be made safer. campaigners

are demanding the return of hard shoulders to existing smart motorways . the british motorways. the british horseracing authority has condemned protesters who delayed the grand national more than 60 people remain in custody after a total of 118 were arrested for disrupting the event yesterday, slightly delaying the start of the race. activists from animal rising are calling forjump racing to be banned after three horses died at aintree. and they've warned further protests will take place this summer. the bucha says it will be a painstaking analysis to determine what caused the deaths . in the us. four people have been killed and at least 20 injured in a shooting at a teenager's birthday party in alabama . the incident took place alabama. the incident took place last night in a dance studio. the area has since been cordoned off and it's not yet known what to led the shooting. in a statement earlier on twitter, the governor of alabama said violent crime has no place in our state. and we're staying closely updated by law

enforcement as details emerge. the shooting occurred within weeks of two high profile mass shootings in the nearby states of tennessee and kentucky , and of tennessee and kentucky, and more than 6000 members of the armed forces will be taking part in the king's coronation next month. thousands of veterans and nhs workers have also been ianed nhs workers have also been invited to watch the historic event from a special grandstand in front of buckingham palace. the culture secretary says it's a mark of the nation's profound gratitude . tv online dab+ radio gratitude. tv online dab+ radio and on tune in. this is gb news. now it's over to headliners . now it's over to headliners. hello and welcome to headliners . rm— hello and welcome to headliners . r-rr bee— hello and welcome to headliners . i'm leo kearse._ hello and welcome to headliners . i'm leo kearse. and joining me remem— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me berrebb re— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me rerrebb e— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me tonight are a man— . i'm leo kearse. and joining me tonight are a man with his own eebrrb— tonight are a man with his own eebrrb ,— tonight are a man with his own eebrrb , bbe— tonight are a man with his own column , the aptly— tonight are a man with his own column , the aptly named paul cox column, the aptly named paul cox , erre— column, the aptly named paul cox , are e— column, the aptly named paul cox , and a man bizarrely, with his

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april. and those . and let's april. and those. and let's discuss the front of the daily mail. paul yes. leo a shocking statistic on the front of the daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in beebbeb— daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right— daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right ,_ daily mail. 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right , per- jr? b,’ mr? c 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right, per year, j? e,’ m? c 6500 sex attacks in our hospital right, per year, i arre— our hospital right, per year, i are — our hospital right, per year, i assume. and fibrin assume. and well, yeah, hopefully it's not per minute. it's not permanent. i don't know bbeeeb— it's not permanent. i don't know ebeeeb. bee— it's not permanent. i don't know ebeeeb. bee r— it's not permanent. i don't know rbeeeb. bee b be— it's not permanent. i don't know though. but i do know- it's not permanent. i don't know though. but i do know i- c i don't know though. but i do know i have reed— though. but i do know i have reeb b.— though. but i do know i have read it. shock— though. but i do know i have read it. shock figures show 33 rebee— read it. shock figures show 33 rebee erre— read it. shock figures show 33 rapes and assaults a week. jeez, a rapes and assaults a week. jeez, eweeb— rapes and assaults a week. jeez, a week now , obviously, this is a week now, obviously, this is eerrrbre. — a week now, obviously, this is terrible. and— a week now, obviously, this is terrible. and i— a week now, obviously, this is terrible. and i mean, they use rebe— terrible. and i mean, they use some quite flowery language in the some quite flowery language in be berry— some quite flowery language in the daily mail,— some quite flowery language in the daily mail, which sort of eeybre— the daily mail, which sort of eeybrg rbee— the daily mail, which sort of saying that hospitals are not see— saying that hospitals are not see breeee— saying that hospitals are not safe places any— saying that hospitals are not safe places any longer. ' r: safe places any longer. and trey-re— safe places any longer. and bbey-re e— safe places any longer. and they're a market— safe places any longer. and they're a market place for sexual offenders. it doesn't bebrre— sexual offenders. it doesn't bebrre err— sexual offenders. it doesn't define on what— sexual offenders. it doesn't define on what it- : it doesn't define on what it means by rape or sexual assault— define on what it means by rape or sexual assault ,_ define on what it means by rape or sexual assault , which which i or sexual assault, which which i webbe— or sexual assault, which which i weebe bree— or sexual assault, which which i weebe bee e— or sexual assault, which which i would find a very— or sexual assault, which which i would find a very useful definition— would find a very useful definition at— would find a very useful definition at this stage because this definition at this stage because ebb seeme— definition at this stage because this seems and— definition at this stage because this seems and i'm not trying to say this seems and i'm not trying to eey b— this seems and i'm not trying to eey b beeebe— this seems and i'm not trying to say it doesn't happen. what i'm eeybre— say it doesn't happen. what i'm eeybre re— say it doesn't happen. what i'm eeybrg be re— say it doesn't happen. what i'm saying is it seems— say it doesn't happen. what i'm saying is it seems a very large ber— saying is it seems a very large be be— saying is it seems a very large be be be—

saying is it seems a very large number to be taking place in beepbebe— number to be taking place in beebbeb. r— number to be taking place in hospitals. i mean, i know there are hospitals. i mean, i know there be eeeeeb— hospitals. i mean, i know there are no actual workers in beebbeb— are no actual workers in hospitals most of time at hospitals most of the time at be— hospitals most of the time at the-bee— hospitals most of the time at the-but-seemsl hospitals most of the time at- the-but-seems mad. the moment, but this seems mad. veer.— the moment, but this seems mad. veeb.—brebebry- the moment, but this seems mad. yeah,-probably use- yeah, well, they probably use the, i guess criminal the, i guess the criminal definitions . the, i guess the criminal definitions. i'm not the, i guess the criminal definitions . i'm not entirely definitions. i'm not entirely sure what they are , lewis. sure what they are, lewis. i mean, i'm scared to ask you . mean, i'm scared to ask you. i'm scared. i am scared to answer. i mean.- i'm scared. i am scared to answer. i mean. i mean, why ebb-b— answer. i mean. i mean, why beret-bribe— answer. i mean. i mean, why beret-bribe b- answer. i mean. i mean, why don't bring it back to the don't they bring it back to the old— don't they bring it back to the ebb yer— don't they bring it back to the bee, you knew,— don't they bring it back to the old, you know, 1970s old, you know, to the 1970s when beebbeb— old, you know, to the 1970s when hospitals—places- old, you know, to the 1970s when hospitals _ places , - hospitals were safer places, wberr— hospitals were safer places, wberr jeremy— hospitals were safer places, when jemmy saville had free rein . so.— when jemmy saville had free rein . be r— when jemmy saville had free rein . be r mn— when jemmy saville had free rein . be r .— when jemmy saville had free rein . so, i mean , that's— when jemmy saville had free rein . so, i mean, that's that's weird to get a sample reference in there, didn't we? do you think do in there, didn't we? do you enrnb be yen— in there, didn't we? do you think do you think- " g�*ri�*ljifi: r: r: " c , do you think do you think people have webbed— think do you think people have nebebeb ene— think do you think people have watched the documentary on jemmy sevbe — watched the documentary on jemmy sevbe ene — watched the documentary on jemmy savile and thought,— watched the documentary on jemmy savile and thought, oh, i'll neve— savile and thought, oh, i'll nee-ener- savile and thought, oh, i'll have-that ? - savile and thought, oh, i'll have-that ? i- savile and thought, oh, i'lli have -that ? i don't have a bit of that? i don't knew.— have a bit of that? i don't knew. r— have a bit of that? i don't know. i mean, obviously this is i i think you can say i mean, i think you can say anything about it, really. but hospitals , there are lots of hospitals, there are lots of hospitals, there are lots of hospitals in the country. yeah, there are hundreds of thousands of people in the hospital at any given time . um, and bad things given time. um, and bad things happen because. bad because they're people are bad. so really, i mean, this is a reflection— really, i mean, this is a reflection of— really, i mean, this is a reflection of the scale of the

bbs— reflection of the scale of the bbs ee— reflection of the scale of the bbs ee meen— reflection of the scale of the nhs as much as— reflection of the scale of the nhs as much as anything else. i r— nhs as much as anything else. i mean i should— nhs as much as anything else. i mean i should imagine if you reeked— mean i should imagine if you reeked ee— mean i should imagine if you looked at thefts— mean i should imagine if you looked at thefts and if you beekee— looked at thefts and if you- looked _there's looked at other crimes, there's going— looked at other crimes, there's going-a— looked at other crimes, there's going a significant number going to be a significant number in members— going to be a significant number in hospitals just— going to be a significant number in hospitals just because we've got in hospitals just because we've gerlmeny— in hospitals just because we've got-many people— in hospitals just because we've got many people in hospitals. got so many people in hospitals. been— got so many people in hospitals. been you— got so many people in hospitals. been you en— got so many people in hospitals. yeah, you can-in- got so many people in hospitals. yeah, you can in out yeah, you can wander in and out of yeah, you can wander in and out er—b— yeah, you can wander in and out er—b yen— yeah, you can wander in and out er—b yee eer- yeah, you can wander in and out er—b yee 90- yeah, you can wander in and out of if you ever go and of a hospital if you ever go and beb— of a hospital if you ever go and web—er- visit somebody, a friend or a rebebve— visit somebody, a friend or a rebebve m— visit somebody, a friend or a relative in hospital, you seem to relative in hospital, you seem ee—mbe— relative in hospital, you seem be—mbe long- to wander for mile long eemeree— to wander for mile long corridors anyone corridors without anyone eneebne— corridors without anyone checking -are. l corridors without anyone checking - are. l corridors without anyone - checking - are. yeah, corridors without anyone - checking -are. yeah, you checking who you are. yeah, you can checking who you are. yeah, you een-mee— checking who you are. yeah, you can into and can walk into wards and literally speak or any. i literally speak or see any. i have several have performed several eberebene— have performed several operations just this year. i've bene— operations just this year. i've eene r— operations just this year. i've eene r bere— operations just this year. i've done i have actually- operations just this year. i've done i have actually just walked into wards and done stand up and called that a gig and it's invoiced the next day. invoiced a&e the next day. right. which the nhs would brebebty— right. which the nhs would brebebty-tne- right. which the nhs would probably the state of probably pay, but the state of merr— probably pay, but the state of their management. but let's say rebe— their management. but let's say bet-e mee— their management. but let's say bet-e en— their management. but let's say let's move on. what's in the bent— let's move on. what's in the bent ever— let's move on. what's in the front cover of— let's move on. what's in the front cover of the- let's move on. what's in the front cover of the times? lewis web. — front cover of the times? lewis web. the— front cover of the times? lewis well, the times,— front cover of the times? lewis well, the times, the times adults should be able to do maths. the prime minister insists the economy is suffering from failure of numeracy and from a failure of numeracy and the problem is i think so basically this is a very british problem that the prime minister, who's got so many other things on his plate, is worried about

two plus two in america, the greatest country in the world. well, maybe not the greatest, but britain's the greatest because created america. because britain created america. yeah. it's america. britain yeah. so it's america. britain happens to be the greatest country in the world. i've got to put plug in because i'm on to put a plug in because i'm on british but why the prime british tv. but why is the prime minister involved in maths? listen, lewis , if i've told you listen, lewis, if i've told you twice, i've told six, six, twice, i've told you six, six, 12 times maths is important. math isn't. maths underpins , you math isn't. maths underpins, you knew,— math isn't. maths underpins, you know, me,— math isn't. maths underpins, you know, me, me— math isn't. maths underpins, you know, the, the fundamental minte— know, the, the fundamental rnrnee yen— know, the, the fundamental things you need to do in life, seen— things you need to do in life, even eee— things you need to do in life, such as? such— things you need to do in life, such as? such as— things you need to do in life, such as? such as buy food and mete— such as? such as buy food and make sure you're— such as? such as buy food and make sure you're not getting nbbee— make sure you're not getting ripped em. — make sure you're not getting ripped em. ._ make sure you're not getting ripped off. ?rg ”r;r; make sure you're not getting ripped off. r?rgi;;r;; ripped off. i agree with the headline. adults all be headline. adults should all be able maths . yeah, i think able to do maths. yeah, i think that's important . i don't that's really important. i don't think means fundamental think this means fundamental maths actually. i think i'd like to think that most adults who have been through the british school everything school system can do everything they need to navigate the day to day mathematical necessities. i think this is probably having read this little bit, this read this a little bit, this this this probably much more this this is probably much more to the fact that our to do with the fact that our maths isn't particularly strong like it might be china , which like it might be in china, which

will the greatest country will become the greatest country in sure. in the world, i'm sure. no. lewis but, but, but america would have made china the greatest country in the world. so in china, i mean, the school system— so in china, i mean, the school system reeby— so in china, i mean, the school system really pushes things like tbereey— system really pushes things like literacy, numeracy, things like met,— literacy, numeracy, things like that, instead— literacy, numeracy, things like that, instead of,— literacy, numeracy, things like that, instead of, oh, do you mint— that, instead of, oh, do you mine yere— that, instead of, oh, do you think you're transgender this veere— think you're transgender this vveebevee— think you're transgender this week? you know, they focus on mines— week? you know, they focus on tnrnee met— week? you know, they focus on things that might— week? you know, they focus on things that might be useful in eeebneee— things that might be useful in adulthood _you- things that might be useful in adulthood you know things that might be useful in. adulthood _you know , adulthood instead of, you know, etenberne— adulthood instead of, you know, sterilising people— adulthood instead of, you know, sterilising people so they can neve— sterilising people so they can have—adulthood. sterilising people so they can have adulthood . sterilising people so they can- have_adulthood . but sterilising people so they can- hav

nne— this. he's the one man in the uk who understands— this. he's the one man in the uk who understands the maths anyway vnet-e— who understands the maths anyway vvnebe en— who understands the maths anyway vvnebe en-bent— who understands the maths anyway what's on-front cover- who understands the maths anyway what's on front cover of what's on the front cover of tomorrow's—oh,j what's on the front cover of. tomorrow's—oh, on what's on the front cover of- tomorrow's_oh, on the tomorrow's guardian? oh, on the eeereben— tomorrow's guardian? oh, on the guardian 250,000 guardian tomorrow reveal 250,000 children nhs help for children denied nhs help for mental health issues . this children denied nhs help for mental health issues. this is two things colliding here. i think a rise in mental health awareness and therefore a rise in children complaining of mental health issues and then obviously that that load is unable to be sustained by our crippled nhs. so what what's essentially happening at this point is they're unable to get the help to the children that need it. i'd imagine that wealthy children, perhaps the children who the children of people who read the guardian get health guardian, are able to get health care, mental health care. but it's those sorry working class children that we have to worry about, i think. yeah, but what's the about, i think. yeah, but what's me even— about, i think. yeah, but what's tne yeer— about, i think. yeah, but what's the seven year old— about, i think. yeah, but what's the seven year old got- yeah, but what's the seven year old got to be depressed— the seven year old got to be depressed about? i mean, isn't mie— depressed about? i mean, isn't tbs—met- depressed about? i mean, isn't this—that isn't. depressed about? i mean, isn't this—that isn't it. this just the case that isn't it teet— this just the case that isn't it test me— this just the case that isn't it test me ee— this just the case that isn't it just the case that— this just the case that isn't it just the case that we've we've ereetee— just the case that we've we've ereetee e— just the case that we've we've created a generation of insufferable,- created a generation of insufferable, whining, milquetoast cats who know no , milquetoast cats who know no, ane— milquetoast cats who know no, ame yee— milquetoast cats who know no, no. and you you're- milquetoast cats who know no, no. and you you're coming across as being a horrible person. i'm as being a horrible person. i'm a realist. no, you're coming across . people actually think

across. people actually think that you're a horrible person , that you're a horrible person, which is wrong. and they actually think that nice actually think that i'm a nice person, which is probably wrong here, this is important here, is that this is important because there are people there are kids who are committing suicide, attempting, not committing because they don't need the help. they don't need the there attempting the care. but there attempting suicide there upset. the suicide there proper upset. the problem here is, is one is the state that causes people to go crazy. absolutely. and we saw me— crazy. absolutely. and we saw bbe vvbn— crazy. absolutely. and we saw this with lockdowns- f absolutely. and we saw this with lockdowns with lock been— this with lockdowns with lock eevn ter— this with lockdowns with lock down for two _ this with lockdowns with lock down for two years. we closed me— down for two years. we closed tne eeneeb— down for two years. we closed tne eeneeb .— down for two years. we closed the schools . we— down for two years. we closed the schools . we stopped children the schools. we stopped children eeereberne— the schools. we stopped children socialising face— the schools. we stopped children socialising face to— the schools. we stopped children socialising face to face. they vveren-t— socialising face to face. they weren't allowed _ socialising face to face. they weren't allowed to saw horrific interbree— weren't allowed to saw horrific preteree et— weren't allowed to saw horrific pictures of playgrounds with enberen— pictures of playgrounds with children sitting— pictures of playgrounds with children sitting in their own ee— children sitting in their own eeereee met— children sitting in their own squares that had been drawn on the squares that had been drawn on be en— squares that had been drawn on be en me— squares that had been drawn on the on the tarmac.— squares that had been drawn on the on the tarmac. that's in rrnee— the on the tarmac. that's in france. yeah,— the on the tarmac. that's in france. yeah, that was in rrnee— france. yeah, that was in france. but— france. yeah, that was in france. but it's- france. yeah, that was in france. but it's still i mean, b-e— france. but it's still i mean, its net— france. but it's still i mean, its met me— france. but it's still i mean, it's not it's-the- france. but it's still i mean, it's not it's the other side it's not it's not the other side of it's not it's not the other side er rne— it's not it's not the other side e be verb. — it's not it's not the other side of the world. you— it's not it's not the other side of the world. you wouldn't want to of the world. you wouldn't want e be— of the world. you wouldn't want e be e— of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. _ of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. i— of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. i think- of the world. you wouldn't want to be a child. : to be a child. i think today at the moment, so much and the moment, there is so much and i'm as a of view i'm speaking as a point of view of a father. oh, there is so much that's much information that's completely for completely unnecessary for children them day children pumped at them day after day. don't after day after day. you don't know go inside,

know if he can go inside, outside, touch not touch outside, touch people, not touch people. dad, not kiss. people. kiss your dad, not kiss. you. do whatever it is. you know what gender fear into what gender are you fear into them. and also putting face meets— them. and also putting facei meets—bees them. and also putting face. masks—faces so masks over everybody's faces so tney— masks over everybody's faces so tney-eenb— they can't they can't communicate properly. they can't teem— communicate properly. they can't teern te— communicate properly. they can't learn to identify— communicate properly. they can't learn to identify the lips and the variable— learn to identify the lips and the variable cues and facial se— the variable cues and facial cues. so what— the variable cues and facial cues. so what do- the variable cues and facial cues. r:r;r the variable cues and facial cues. w cues. so what do you suggest, leah? i suggest no more teebeevne— leah? i suggest no more lockdowns and- , i suggest no more lockdowns and let children be enberen— lockdowns and let children be children-them- lockdowns and let children be children them run about children and let them run about in ne— children and let them run about in me been— children and let them run about in the fresh air— children and let them run about in the fresh air instead of inbreed— in the fresh air instead of rneteee et— in the fresh air instead of instead of sticking them in bent— instead of sticking them in front-screens.- instead of sticking them in front screens. good old front of screens. the good old beye. — front of screens. the good old beye. -tne— front of screens. the good old ebye-tne 90°d- front of screens. the good old days. the good old days . days. yeah, the good old days. anyvey— days. yeah, the good old days. anyvey, —eetl days. yeah, the good old days.| anyvey—eet rn anyway, what the mirror got in the anyway, what the mirror got in tne-beeb — anyway, what the mirror got in the - louis they- anyway, what the mirror got in the-louis they did- the front. louis they did a whole investigation where they got a 13 year old girl to go door to door to buy vapes. is she depressed ? she now she's got she depressed? she now she's got loads of vapes, she's got loads of vapes and they probably paid her money. it's a good job. what 13 year old can make money a 13 year old can make money in a proper she she made it. and proper way. she she made it. and it sold illegally to it says vape sold illegally to kids. of course they sold illegally to kids because number one were told how good one is we were told how good they for years. yeah. okay they were for years. yeah. okay number they really fun. number two, they are really fun. okay. but but they're super, super dangerous. no one knows

that they're dangerous. they're addictive. they're that they're dangerous. they're addictive . they're addictive. addictive. they're addictive. ane— addictive. they're addictive. ane eee,— addictive. they're addictive. ane ebe, et— addictive. they're addictive. and also, at least- ?r:r: rte they're addictive. and also, at least cigarettes teeter— and also, at least cigarettes tasted absolutely disgusting bebne— tasted absolutely disgusting bebne. rne— tasted absolutely disgusting listing. the trouble with vapes is listing. the trouble with vapes be bney— listing. the trouble with vapes be rney beebe — listing. the trouble with vapes is they taste delicious. they emeb— is they taste delicious. they emeb vben — is they taste delicious. they smell when you— is they taste delicious. they smell when you walk through it. i smell when you walk through it. b bnevv— smell when you walk through it. b bnev e— smell when you walk through it. b bnev e bee— smell when you walk through it. b bnev e be eb— smell when you walk through it. i know a lot of people— smell when you walk through it. i know a lot of people don't- i know a lot of people don't like this out there. i know you don't. sometimes i walk don't. however sometimes i walk through like, through a cloud of like, pineapple and mango vape, and it's i'm it's heaven. it's lovely. i'm like , i could take this up. yes, like, i could take this up. yes, i might. i might find a 13 year old to go buy one. yeah. old to go and buy me one. yeah. sometimes i wonder if i'm vebbbne— sometimes i wonder if i'm vvebbne beet— sometimes i wonder if i'm walking past a— sometimes i wonder if i'm walking past a posh bakery. i'm bre— like, ooh, butterscotch. yeah, but— like, ooh, butterscotch. yeah,i bet—eemebeey but no, no, it's just somebody in but no, no, it's just somebody bn—eneeebne- in a tracksuit chugging on a rebeb— in a tracksuit chugging on a robot cigarette. _ in a tracksuit chugging on a robot cigarette. ' r: robot cigarette. and what about someone me who's someone like me who's. who's almost was type to almost type who was type to diabetic? and you. you you go through that and you just put yourself in. it raises your blood sugar level. with blood sugar level. but with britain's numeracy skills, you could type one anyway. could be type one anyway. that's the papers out of that's theypapers out of the that's the papers out of the vvey. — that's the papers out of the vvey. eembne— that's the papers out of the way. coming we've got way. coming up, we've got why mbnbebere— way. coming up, we've got why ministers pandemic ministers ignored pandemic breed.— ministers ignored pandemic fraud. humza_ ministers ignored pandemic fraud. humza yousaf has some big beebebene— fraud. humza yousaf has some big eeebebene be— fraud. humza yousaf has some big decisions to make _ fraud. humza yousaf has some big decisions to make and why a eeeberere— decisions to make and why a adulterers might— decisions to make and why a adulterers might want to bury bnebr— adulterers might want to bury bnebr eeereb— adulterers might want to bury their secret phones next week. see— their secret phones next week. see-e— their secret phones next week. see-e eeebbe- their secret phones next week. see - a couple of - their secret phones next week. see a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners going bnreeen— welcome back to headliners going through tomorrow's— welcome back to headliners going through tomorrow's top news eberbee. — through tomorrow's top news stories. with— through tomorrow's top news stories. with me,— through tomorrow's top news stories. with me, leo keir sterner,— stories. with me, leo keir starmer, paul— stories. with me, leo keir starmer, paul cox and louis seneeber— starmer, paul cox and louis schaefer and— starmer, paul cox and louis schaefer and kicking things off. vie-ve— schaefer and kicking things off. vve-ve eer— schaefer and kicking things off. vve-ve eer rne— schaefer and kicking things off. we've got the guardian and the eevernmenb— we've got the guardian and the eevernmenb be— we've got the guardian and the government is in— we've got the guardian and the government is in trouble for not erebbbne— government is in trouble for not erebbbne eovbb— government is in trouble for not stopping covid fraud. why would bney— stopping covid fraud. why would rney ebb— stopping covid fraud. why would they stop something that was mebbne—rben- they stop something that was making—rich ? l they stop something that was. making—rich ? paul making their mates rich? paul web.— making their mates rich? paul webb-embe— making their mates rich? paul well, quite incredible , well, this is quite incredible, really. the more you read this, the incredible and the more incredible and outrageous . the outrageous it becomes. the former sorry parliament spending watchdog estimates fraud and error were likely to have cost the uk government as much as 16 billion across the various covid loan schemes, including those for small businesses. now, they were saying that one well over 2000 applications came from the same address. yeah. which i believe is where boris johnson's children live . but what this is

children live. but what this is highlighting is that it was so lax, the system that it could be exploited by even the most minor of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd bnevvn— of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd bnevvn be— of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish— of criminals. yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish i'd— if.” yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish i'd known rt.” yeah, yeah. if i'd known, i'd wish i'd known that freeb— known, i'd wish i'd known that trend vee— known, i'd wish i'd known that fraud was this— known, i'd wish i'd known that fraud was this easy to commit. been— fraud was this easy to commit. been b— fraud was this easy to commit. been bb vee— fraud was this easy to commit. yeah, it was. the— fraud was this easy to commit. yeah, it was. the government reeby— yeah, it was. the government reeby beet— yeah, it was. the government really took the— yeah, it was. the government really took the eye off the ball nere. — really took the eye off the ball nere. been— really took the eye off the ball nere. been b— really took the eye off the ball here. yeah, it was— really took the eye off the ball here. yeah, it was crazy. �*fvbr;cc here. yeah, it was crazy. well, at here. yeah, it was crazy. well, ee ene— here. yeah, it was crazy. well, m the ene— here. yeah, it was crazy. well, m the end eb— here. yeah, it was crazy. well, at the end of the day, it's not. £16 billion is all of covid is a fraud from start to finish. so if they're focusing on £1 million here, 10 million, 10 billion there, it's nothing. the vaccines were a fraud. the you can debate, you could say some people say the vaccines are the fraud. i would never say the vaccines were a fraud. some people some people people would say some people would that covid didn't would say that covid didn't even exist. never say that in exist. i would never say that in the interests of balance and not getting an ofcom strike against us, i'd like to say that covid probably does exist . and also probably does exist. and also the vaccines— probably does exist. and also the vaccines have— probably does exist. and also the vaccines have some- the vaccines have some effectiveness- the vaccines have some effectiveness against it , effectiveness against it, vvbebben— effectiveness against it, whether, you - effectiveness against it, whether, you know, there are ebee— whether, you know, there are also negative _ whether, you know, there are also negative impacts from the be— also negative impacts from the vaccines is something that we bebebe— vaccines is something that we can debate another time. but be— can debate another time. but be eovbb— can debate another time. but this covm fraud— can debate another time. but this covid fraud is just the

eeebe— this covid fraud is just the eeebe eb— this covid fraud is just the eeebe eb b— this covid fraud is just the scale of it is— this covid fraud is just the scale of it is insane and it be— scale of it is insane and it be be— scale of it is insane and it seems to be really basic , really seems to be really basic, really ebmbbe— seems to be really basic, really ebmbbe rnbnee— seems to be really basic, really simple things. like you said , simple things. like you said, 2000— simple things. like you said, 2000 applications for these eovbb— 2000 applications for these come treme— 2000 applications for these covid grants from the from one ebbreee— covid grants from the from one eeereee. b— covid grants from the from one address. i mean,— covid grants from the from one address. i mean, that is eemebnbne— address. i mean, that is something that an insurance eembeny— something that an insurance eembeny er— something that an insurance company or somebody who deals vbbn— company or somebody who deals vvbbn e— company or somebody who deals vvbbn e bent— company or somebody who deals with a bank would— company or somebody who deals with a bank would instant come up ee— with a bank would instant come up ee e— with a bank would instant come up ee e ree— with a bank would instant come up ee e ree bee— with a bank would instant come up as a red flag that just, you men,— up as a red flag that just, you know,lrepetition_ up as a red flag that just, you know, repetition of a know, a repetition of a verbeben— know, a repetition of a variation on - know, a repetition of a variation on an email address or a or a house address is always a ret— a or a house address is always a red bee. — a or a house address is always a red bee. b-e— a or a house address is always a red flag. it's very— a or a house address is always a red flag. it's very easy to spot , beb— red flag. it's very easy to spot , bet b— red flag. it's very easy to spot , bet b we— red flag. it's very easy to spot , bet bb e— red flag. it's very easy to spot , but it was a p&o,- red flag. it's very easy to spot , but it was a p&o, demic. people— , but it was a p&o, demic. beenbe bee— , but it was a p&o, demic. people had to— , but it was a p&o, demic. people had to act- , but it was a p&o, demic. people had to act quickly to make to shut this thing down. people were in need. they needed help. and if we if we delay. just a second. yes some people did fall through the cracks . i did fall through the cracks. i have no idea . pounds worth of have no idea. pounds worth of people fell through the cracks. yes, people did. but at the end of yes, people did. but at the end eb rne— yes, people did. but at the end eb bne bey— yes, people did. but at the end of the day, people— yes, people did. but at the end of the day, people had to eervbve— of the day, people had to survive. hundreds of thousands of survive. hundreds of thousands eb bvee— survive. hundreds of thousands eb bvee ere— survive. hundreds of thousands of lives were saved because we beekee— of lives were saved because we beebee eevn— of lives were saved because we locked down, because we stayed neme— locked down, because we stayed neme. ane— locked down, because we stayed neme. ane b— locked down, because we stayed home. and i don't— locked down, because we stayed home. and i don't want to hear it home. and i don't want to hear bb trem— home. and i don't want to hear bb brem yee— home. and i don't want to hear be brem yee eeye— home. and i don't want to hear be brem yee eeye . — home. and i don't want to hear it from you guys . r:r;r c it from you guys. i don't know if lewis is being facetious or

not, but there is a counter the counter argument to this, which i don't with, by the way, is i don't go with, by the way, is just that, though, it? just that, though, isn't it? that's mean. what that's what i mean. it is what you— that's what i mean. it is what yeevvee-— that's what i mean. it is what yeevvee- doing-- that's what i mean. it is what you was doing. well, you think it was doing. well, bb-e— you think it was doing. well, bb-e-bb-e— you think it was doing. well, bb-e-bb-e teet— you think it was doing. well, it's-it's just the- you think it was doing. well, it's it's just the fact it's just it's just the fact met— it's just it's just the fact be bney— it's just it's just the fact that they - get - it's just it's just the fact that they get this so that they had to get this so bnbe. — that they had to get this so this. -there- that they had to get this so this. -there was- that they had to get this sol this. -there was some that they had to get this so- this. -there was some baby this. yeah, there was some baby in this bathwater. this did help people and also lot people and it also helped a lot of criminality. oh there of criminality. oh yeah. there vveren-b— of criminality. oh yeah. there weren't—fraudsters. weren't very many fraudsters ebervbne. — weren't very many fraudstersi ebervbne. —anyvvey weren't very many fraudsters- starving. _anyway the starving. p&o covid. anyway the debby— starving. p&o covid. anyway the bebby beb— starving. p&o covid. anyway the bebby bebb ne— starving. p&o covid. anyway the daily mail now and— starving. p&o covid. anyway the daily mail now and men have burned— daily mail now and men have burned ebb— daily mail now and men have turned out to— daily mail now and men have turned out to silence women in better— turned out to silence women in bebeeb .— turned out to silence women in bebeeb . rne— turned out to silence women in belfast . the patriarchy back, belfast. the patriarchy is back, beby— belfast. the patriarchy is back, beby .— belfast. the patriarchy is back, beby . bevvbe— belfast. the patriarchy is back, baby . lewis you've got this one? baby. lewis you've got this one? been. — baby. lewis you've got this one? been. beeen— baby. lewis you've got this one? yeah. dozens of— baby. lewis you've got this one? yeah. dozens of police— baby. lewis you've got this one? yeah. dozens of police keep- yeah. dozens of police keep rival protests. protests hours apart at a posy. parker, who is this woman named kathy kelly keane. fantastic rally in belfast . just weeks after this, belfast. just weeks after this, there was controversy women's rights campaign. it was chased out of new zealand amid violent clashes . so she's back for more clashes. so she's back for more in belfast. and so they needed 50 police people to keep them apart, as if belfast doesn't have enough trouble as it is, as if there's no problems in belfast and i mean, this question is a very complicated question, being pro trans

question, is being pro trans a pro fryston issue or is it a catholic issue or is it bringing people together? is it bringing people together? is it bringing people together? is it bringing people together against kelly kelly j. or is it bringing is it separating people ? i a bit like separating people? i a bit like covid. we separating people? i a bit like covm. we will— separating people? i a bit like covm. we will look- g , i a bit like covid. we will look back at this in covid. we will look back at this bn boo— covid. we will look back at this bn boo yeere— covid. we will look back at this in 100 years time— covid. we will look back at this in 100 years time and the more i in100 years time and the more i teem— in 100 years time and the more i beern ebeeb— in 100 years time and the more i learn about posey,_ in 100 years time and the more i learn about posey, parker or beby— learn about posey, parker or beby beby— learn about posey, parker or beby beby r.— learn about posey, parker or kelly kelly j. king, the more i reebee— kelly kelly j. king, the more i realise that— kelly kelly j. king, the more i realise that perhaps in a long bme— realise that perhaps in a long bme ve— realise that perhaps in a long bme ve vbb— realise that perhaps in a long time we will look back and she ebb— time we will look back and she vvbb be— time we will look back and she vvbb be eeen— time we will look back and she will be seen as— time we will look back and she will be seen as a— time we will look back and she will be seen as a positive beere— will be seen as a positive beere bn— will be seen as a positive figure in history , not because figure in history, not because of figure in history, not because eb eer— figure in history, not because of our anti—trans— figure in history, not because of our anti—trans stance, but bee— of our anti—trans stance, but be eb— of our anti—trans stance, but because of her— of our anti—trans stance, but because of her pro, unashamedly, pro because of her pro, unashamedly, ere ebenee— because of her pro, unashamedly, pro women stance which i still bebeve— pro women stance which i still bebeve be— pro women stance which i still bebeve be e— pro women stance which i still believe is a lone— pro women stance which i still believe is a lone voice that we eb— believe is a lone voice that we eb very— believe is a lone voice that we are all very quiet— believe is a lone voice that we are all very quiet on this at rne— are all very quiet on this at be mnem— are all very quiet on this at the moment. there are things vbbn— the moment. there are things vvbbn rne— the moment. there are things with the trans— the moment. there are things with the trans issue that are reeby— with the trans issue that are really important— with the trans issue that are really important to discuss, but a really important to discuss, but e-ebeb— really important to discuss, but e-ebeb be— really important to discuss, but a-stuff is not— really important to discuss, but a stuff is not getting a lot of stuff is not getting ebeeeeeee— a lot of stuff is not getting discussed and— a lot of stuff is not getting discussed and that is how women are discussed and that is how women bebne— discussed and that is how women are being treated— discussed and that is how women are being treated as— discussed and that is how women are being treated as a result. een— are being treated as a result. een b— are being treated as a result. een b een— are being treated as a result. can i ask-question- are being treated as a result. can i ask-question ?- are being treated as a result. . can i ask-question ? yeah, can i ask you a question? yeah, of why is gb news all of course. why is gb news all trans all time ? uh, why is. trans all the time? uh, why is. why is it so important? this is

literally the only— why is it so important? this is literally the only story- ivy c , this is literally the only story that we're covering _ literally the only story that we're covering that's about bene— we're covering that's about brene ene— we're covering that's about trans and it's— we're covering that's about trans and it's in— we're covering that's about trans and it's in the paper. we vneb-e— trans and it's in the paper. we cover what's in— trans and it's in the paper. we cover what's in tomorrow's bebere— cover what's in tomorrow's bebere vvebb— cover what's in tomorrow's paper? well, why is this? paper? well, why? why is this? ane— paper? well, why? why is this? and b— paper? well, why? why is this? and b seeme— paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like— paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like one— paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like one of- paper? well, why? why is this? and i sound like one of the- and i sound like one of the trolls on my twitter feed. it's one of those questions. but this this is the this is a cultural touchpoint of our time. and it does have long term- does have long term ramifications. we're seeing the emergence ideology , emergence of an ideology, beebeeby— emergence of an ideology, beebeeby e— emergence of an ideology, basically a religious cult. the gender— basically a religious cult. the gender woowoo_ basically a religious cult. the gender woowoo ideology , where gender woowoo ideology, where bney— gender woowoo ideology, where rney bebeve— gender woowoo ideology, where they believe in— gender woowoo ideology, where they believe in transitioning enbberen— they believe in transitioning children and— they believe in transitioning children and sterilising enbberen— children and sterilising children, putting children on puberty— children, putting children on puberty blockers, surgically remevbne— puberty blockers, surgically removing children's genitals, ene— removing children's genitals, ene ebee— removing children's genitals, and also allowing men access to women's spaces if— and also allowing men access to women's spaces if they just say, b-m — women's spaces if they just say, m e— women's spaces if they just say, i'm a woman and— women's spaces if they just say, i'm a woman and then they meebeeby— i'm a woman and then they magically become, i could say b-m— magically become, i could say m e— magically become, i could say i'm a woman and— magically become, i could say i'm a woman and i don't conform to i'm a woman and i don't conform be breebbben— i'm a woman and i don't conform to tradition stereotypes of what a to tradition stereotypes of what e-beebe— to tradition stereotypes of what e-beebe bbe. — to tradition stereotypes of what a-looks like. and - to tradition stereotypes of what a looks like. and they a woman looks like. and they eeeebb—be- a woman looks like. and they eeeebb—be me- a woman looks like. and they accept—to me justi accept that which to me just seems something accept that which to me just. seems-something that seems obviously something that has seems obviously something that nee beve— seems obviously something that tree bevve bn— seems obviously something that has flaws in it— seems obviously something that has flaws in it and— seems obviously something that has flaws in it and should be eeeebbeneb— has flaws in it and should be eeeebbenee. — has flaws in it and should be questioned. yes,— has flaws in it and should be questioned. b/r;~;fr has flaws in it and should be questioned. /rzit: questioned. yes, that's what you think. that's what a lot of think. and that's what a lot of people other side people think. but the other side of is , it's like of the question is, it's like it's the question the it's like the question with the covid yes, was covid business. yes, money was wasted , but we had to get the

wasted, but we had to get the help the people and is help to the people and this is the thing with the with the the same thing with the with the trans rights is that these trans rights issue is that these women who want to these becoming women who want to these becoming women and the men who are becoming children, who are becoming children, who are becoming women, men or whatever it is they have a little confused myself, but they but they need help . and it's they they need help. and it's they see it as a caring issue. yes, there is some children who are hurt by this , but way more hurt by this, but way more children benefit from it . the children benefit from it. the point of this story, ti r: ”r;i c c the point of this story, though, is beeey— point of this story, though, is beeey ,— point of this story, though, is posey , parker— point of this story, though, is posey , parker and punching women posey, parker and punching women in posey, parker and punching women bn beeee— posey, parker and punching women bn beeee ene— posey, parker and punching women in faces and chucking things, eneebbne— in faces and chucking things, eneebbne eeer— in faces and chucking things, chucking soup or— in faces and chucking things, chucking soup or paint over bnem. — chucking soup or paint over bnem. rne— chucking soup or paint over them. the strength of opposition to them. the strength of opposition be beeey— them. the strength of opposition be beeey ,— them. the strength of opposition to posey , parker— them. the strength of opposition to posey , parker tells me to posey, parker tells me eemebnbne— to posey, parker tells me eemebnbne .— to posey, parker tells me something . yeah. so i, as something. yeah. so i, as someone who— something. yeah. so i, as someone who stands back and bree— someone who stands back and be be— someone who stands back and likes to look— someone who stands back and likes to look at— someone who stands back and likes to look at these things ene— likes to look at these things ene bnbnb— likes to look at these things and think, well,— likes to look at these things and think, well, you know, i'm neb— and think, well, you know, i'm neb going— and think, well, you know, i'm neb going be— and think, well, you know, i'm not going to make a decision rbenb— not going to make a decision rbenb evvey— not going to make a decision rbenb evey. b— not going to make a decision right away. i look at this and vvnbbeb— right away. i look at this and vnbbeb b— right away. i look at this and whilst i agree— right away. i look at this and whilst i agree-a- right away. i look at this and whilst i agree a lot that whilst i agree with a lot that you— whilst i agree with a lot that yee-bevbe— whilst i agree with a lot that yee-bevvbe b— whilst i agree with a lot that you-lewis, i also- whilst i agree with a lot that you lewis, i also look at you said lewis, i also look at me— you said lewis, i also look at be ene— you said lewis, i also look at this and think— you said lewis, i also look at this and think the strength of ebbeebbben—mel opposition to this tells me that ene-e— opposition to this tells me that eenee-— opposition to this tells me that eenee- 9°0d- opposition to this tells me that she's a good point, that she's making a good point, that no she's making a good point, that ne—beebbe- she's making a good point, that ne—beebbe een-bl she's making a good point, that. no_people don't want no one or some people don't want to no one or some people don't want be be— no one or some people don't want be be neere. — no one or some people don't want to be heard. no,— no one or some people don't want to be heard. no,-are- no one or some people don't want

to be heard. \r;r r?”r; ”gi to be heard. no, you are right about that. that's the other side. at side. but you have to look at you look at their side. you have to look at their side. you, leo, you, you you, leo, and you, paul. you just see it come from negative just see it come from a negative view. no, just see it come from a negative view . no, that's completely not view. no, that's completely not bree— view. no, that's completely not be ane— view. no, that's completely not be and beebbe— . no, that's completely not true. and people say, well, why are are you stalking the are you why are you stalking the eebbere— are you why are you stalking the eebbere vvere— are you why are you stalking the culture wars, man?— are you why are you stalking the culture wars, man? i'm just reeebbne— culture wars, man? i'm just reeebbnelerezy— culture wars, man? i'm just reacting crazy stuff that reacting to crazy stuff that beebbe— reacting to crazy stuff that beebbe re— reacting to crazy stuff that people are doing that is ebvbeeeby— people are doing that is obviously wrong. yeah. mean, obviously wrong. yeah. i mean, all obviously wrong. yeah. i mean, ebb—tene- obviously wrong. yeah. i mean, ebb—eebne bel obviously wrong. yeah. i mean,| ebb—eebne be be all right. there are going to be some children— all right. there are going to be some children who turn out to be brene— some children who turn out to be brene eeneer. — some children who turn out to be brene eeneer. b— some children who turn out to be trans gender. i don't think you reeby— trans gender. i don't think you can really tell— trans gender. i don't think you can really tell in— trans gender. i don't think you can really tell in a in a seven yeer— can really tell in a in a seven yeer ebb— can really tell in a in a seven yeer ebb er— can really tell in a in a seven year old or even— can really tell in a in a seven year old or even they're talking ebeeb— year old or even they're talking about—toddlers- year old or even they're talking about—toddlers .. year old or even they're talking. about—toddlers . this about transgender toddlers. this is about transgender toddlers. this be-bneb-e— about transgender toddlers. this be-bneb-e beb— about transgender toddlers. this is-that's got way- about transgender toddlers. this is that's got way out of is a cult that's got way out of nenb.— is a cult that's got way out of nenb.-bnbnb— is a cult that's got way out of hand.-think part- is a cult that's got way out of hand. think part of the hand. and i think part of the beeee— hand. and i think part of the beeee-bneb— hand. and i think part of thei issue _that-who issue is, is that anybody who beeebbene— issue is, is that anybody who questions speaks out against questions it speaks out against it questions it speaks out against bb be— questions it speaks out against it is slammed— questions it speaks out against it is slammed as— questions it speaks out against it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as it is slammed as a, as a bigot, ee beeey— it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as posey, parker— it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as posey, parker is.— it is slammed as a, as a bigot, as posey, parker is. so nobody beee.— as posey, parker is. so nobody beee. amb— as posey, parker is. so nobody does. and that's— as posey, parker is. so nobody does. and that's why somebody the does. and that's why somebody bne ene— does. and that's why somebody the one person— does. and that's why somebody the one person stands up the one person who stands up ebebneb— the one person who stands up ebebneb be— the one person who stands up against it, posey— the one person who stands up against it, posey parker, draws so against it, posey parker, draws ee meen— against it, posey parker, draws so much attention— against it, posey parker, draws so much attention because she's ene-e— so much attention because she's ene-e eeybnb— so much attention because she's ene-e eeybne bne— so much attention because she's she's saying the things that ebner— she's saying the things that ebner beebbe— she's saying the things that other people are afraid to say. anyvey— other people are afraid to say. anyvey, vveve— other people are afraid to say. anyway, we've -to - other people are afraid to say. anyway, we've to move on anyway, we've got to move on -beb— anyway, we've got to move on -beb bne — anyway, we've got to move on now. got the telegraph now. we've got the telegraph and seebbenb-e— now. we've got the telegraph and scotland's-leader— now. we've got the telegraph and scotland's-leader is- now. we've got the telegraph and scotland's leader is facing scotland's new leader is facing eebe— scotland's new leader is facing eebe be— scotland's new leader is facing calls to suspend _ scotland's new leader is facing calls to suspend nicola sbereeen— calls to suspend nicola sturgeon, presumably not from a benbbn— sturgeon, presumably not from a benbbn eb— sturgeon, presumably not from a benebn er bbene— sturgeon, presumably not from a length of piano wire like mussolini. _ length of piano wire like mussolini. o... oi length of piano wire like-

mussolini. louis oh, no, no, no. i disavow that comment and but it it says that the guy who's the new guy in charge, he's humza yousaf humza yousaf. he has been asked to suspend nicola sturgeon from the snp after, after emails have been released based questioning the finances of the party and that that's why nicola sturgeon resigned. but the interesting thing about what's going on up there in scotland is that nicola sturgeon basically did the same thing to alex salmond back in the day. then no one's mentioning they basically hung him up more than to dry. they put him on trial and she was quite happy to do that. now calls are calls are against to get her to get her done. against to get her to get her done . and alex salmond done. and alex salmond i actually met him . he called me actually met him. he called me he called me in egypt . oh, i he called me in egypt. oh, i really don't like the- t: i girl oh,i really don't like the snp. oir; really don't like the snp. one of really don't like the snp. one eb ene— really don't like the snp. one eb bbe bev— really don't like the snp. one of the few accurate— really don't like the snp. one of the few accurate things that alex salmond said. yeah, exactly. yeah. i'm- : r: yeah, exactly. yeah. i'm starting to enenbe— exactly. yeah. i'm starting to enenee my— exactly. yeah. i'm starting to change my mind— exactly. yeah. i'm starting to change my mind now. now the snp are change my mind now. now the snp teeb— change my mind now. now the snp teeb e— change my mind now. now the snp teeb e ene— change my mind now. now the snp are just a one trick— change my mind now. now the snp

are just a one trick pony. yeah bneb-e— are just a one trick pony. yeah we eb— are just a one trick pony. yeah that's all they— are just a one trick pony. yeah that's all they are. the bnp breeeeb— that's all they are. the bnp breeeeb eb— that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in— that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in a— that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in a kilt. that's all they are. the bnp dressed up in a kilt . yeah. and dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and all dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and eb bney— dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and eb bney venb— dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and all they want is— dressed up in a kilt. yeah. and all they want is independence emb— all they want is independence enb bney— all they want is independence enb bney treb— all they want is independence and they just pick up any, any bbeebeby— and they just pick up any, any ideology that's— and they just pick up any, any ideology that's populist largely on ideology that's populist largely en bne— ideology that's populist largely en bne beb— ideology that's populist largely on the left and— ideology that's populist largely on the left and humza yousaf eenneb— on the left and humza yousaf eenneb eeen— on the left and humza yousaf cannot sack nicola sturgeon bee— cannot sack nicola sturgeon because she's— cannot sack nicola sturgeon because she's the one pulling his because she's the one pulling me ebrbnee— because she's the one pulling his strings. the— because she's the one pulling his strings. the thing that's more unbelievable than than ebereeen. — more unbelievable than than ebereeen. beb— more unbelievable than than sturgeon. not knowing about the eerrebbben— sturgeon. not knowing about the corruption within— sturgeon. not knowing about the corruption within within snp is me— corruption within within snp is be benze— corruption within within snp is that humza yousaf didn't know unbi— that humza yousaf didn't know enbbb ne— that humza yousaf didn't know until he became— that humza yousaf didn't know until he became the leader. he meeb— until he became the leader. he meeb neve— until he became the leader. he must have known— until he became the leader. he must have known this stuff. they eb— must have known this stuff. they eb bn— must have known this stuff. they eb bn bb— must have known this stuff. they were all in it together. he was a were all in it together. he was e bebbeb— were all in it together. he was e bebbee ber— were all in it together. he was a lapdog for yonks. he just used to a lapdog for yonks. he just used be ebb— a lapdog for yonks. he just used be ebb bnere— a lapdog for yonks. he just used to sit there purring— a lapdog for yonks. he just used to sit there purring at her bnreebn— to sit there purring at her bnreebn ebb— to sit there purring at her through out parliament. but this reeke— through out parliament. but this reebe emb— through out parliament. but this reebe enb ve— through out parliament. but this reeks and we are— through out parliament. but this reeks and we are just at the bebbnnbnb— reeks and we are just at the beginning eb— reeks and we are just at the beginning of this. this is going to beginning of this. this is going be beee— beginning of this. this is going be keep bebnb— beginning of this. this is going to keep going and going and going— to keep going and going and gene emb— to keep going and going and going and there— to keep going and going and going and there will be some you knew,— going and there will be some you know, bnere— going and there will be some you know, there will— going and there will be some you know, there will be— know, there will be some metaphorical— metaphorical political casualties.— metaphorical political casualties. cr;t«r metaphorical political casualties. ir: metaphorical political- casualties.|absolutely. and i metaphorical political— casualties.|absolutely. and i look yeah. no, absolutely. and i look forward with alacrity to all unravelling. anyway, we've got the eye now. and if you've got a burner phone, a government test could blow your cover. louis oh, okay. could blow your cover. louis oh, okay . hold

could blow your cover. louis oh, ebey. bebb en— could blow your cover. louis oh, ebey. bebb en e— could blow your cover. louis oh, okay. hold on a second- could blow your cover. louis oh, okay. hold on a second .- t: ” t louis oh, okay. hold on a second . that okay. hold on a second. that ebery— okay. hold on a second. that ebery nee— okay. hold on a second. that story has been— okay. hold on a second. that story has been retracted by the eevernmenb— story has been retracted by the government one,— story has been retracted by the government one, did we skip one? we government one, did we skip one? be ebbbbeb— government one, did we skip one? be ebbbbeb — government one, did we skip one? we skipped one. so— government one, did we skip one? we skipped one. c we skipped one. so it's about the government emergency test. oh, i've heard about this. i've neerb— oh, i've heard about this. i've neerb ebeeb— oh, i've heard about this. i've heard about this. _ oh, i've heard about this. i've heard about this. i don't have it heard about this. i don't have bb .— heard about this. i don't have bb . on— heard about this. i don't have bb . on, my— heard about this. i don't have bb . on, my beb— heard about this. i don't have it . oh, my god. story eight. i'm it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm neb— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm neb bebnb— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm neb bebnb be— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm neb bebnb be be— it. oh, my god. story eight. i'm not going to be fired from my beb— not going to be fired from my teb. bbeeee— not going to be fired from my job. please don't— not going to be fired from my job. please don't ._ not going to be fired from my job. please don't . yeah. so. oh, job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, b-ve— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, b-ve beb— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, b-ve beb b.— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, r-ve eeb bb. b-ve— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, i've got it. i've got— job. please don't. yeah. so. oh, i've got it. i've got it over bere— i've got it. i've got it over nere. bee-e— i've got it. i've got it over here. you're good to go. no i'm beeb— here. you're good to go. no i'm beeb be— here. you're good to go. no i'm beeb be be.— here. you're good to go. no i'm beeb be be. berry— here. you're good to go. no i'm good to go. sorry about that. i evvee-ee— good to go. sorry about that. i was-was listening- good to go. sorry about that. i was was listening to the was so. i was listening to the eebeeby— was so. i was listening to the eebeeby bne — was so. i was listening to the actually the snp— was so. i was listening to the actually the snp thing is fascinating.— actually the snp thing is fascinating. anyway the fascinating. anyway so the eevernmenb— fascinating. anyway so the- government-government fascinating. anyway so the- govern 23rd - government fascinating. anyway so the- govern 23rd is - government fascinating. anyway so the govern 23rd is going government fascinating. anyway so the govern 23rd is going rsendnment fascinating. anyway so the govern 23rd is going send out nt on the 23rd is going to send out emergeney— on the 23rd is going to send out emergeney-be— on the 23rd is going to send out emergency to every phone emergency alerts to every phone in emergency alerts to every phone bn bne— emergency alerts to every phone bn bne enbbre— emergency alerts to every phone in the entire country and they eebbenby— in the entire country and they suddenly realised that maybe beebbe— suddenly realised that maybe some people have phones which bney-re—be- some people have phones which they're—to have.- they're not supposed to have. been.— they're not supposed to have. been. amb— they're not supposed to have. yeah. and, and— they're not supposed to have. yeah. and, and it— they're not supposed to have. yeah. and, and it could go off emb— yeah. and, and it could go off enb bne— yeah. and, and it could go off enb bne nexb— yeah. and, and it could go off and the next thing you know, a neebenb— and the next thing you know, a neebenble— and the next thing you know, a husband a boyfriend , it's husband or a boyfriend, it's ebveye— husband or a boyfriend, it's ebveye bne— husband or a boyfriend, it's always the man— husband or a boyfriend, it's always the man who does this. be— always the man who does this. we never— always the man who does this. be never-bey— always the man who does this. it's never-guy-has- it's never the guy who has a burner— it's never the guy who has a brner bnene— it's never the guy who has a burner phone where he talks to his girlfriend— burner phone where he talks to his girlfriend and— burner phone where he talks to his girlfriend and maybe he's ebrebb— his girlfriend and maybe he's ebrebb eb— his girlfriend and maybe he's afraid of something really nerrbbbe— afraid of something really horrible happening is horrible happening to him. is some some violence against beebbe— some some violence against beebbe be— some some violence against beebbe be bent— some some violence against people is going to happen. so bbey-re— people is going to happen. so bbey-re eeebne — people is going to happen. so they're seeing some- people is going to happen. so they're seeing some some women have have these secret phones

that they use because they're they're fearful of being or their victims of domestic violence . so this this will violence. so this this will expose their secret phones and anger their spouses even further . yeah, i think there's a much better— . yeah, i think there's a much bigger brebbem— yeah, i think there's a much bigger problem here. i understand— bigger problem here. i understand the angle of this ebery— understand the angle of this ebery brem — understand the angle of this story from from _ understand the angle of this story from from the i the angle is story from from the i the angle be bnere— story from from the i the angle be bnere re— story from from the i the angle is there are women out there, enberbenebeby — is there are women out there, unfortunately, that have got nbbben— unfortunately, that have got hidden phones— unfortunately, that have got hidden phones for safety reasons . amb— hidden phones for safety reasons . anb bme— hidden phones for safety reasons . anb bnbe b— hidden phones for safety reasons . and this i think— hidden phones for safety reasons . and this i think it's unfortunate- . and this i think it's unfortunate they're trying to do eemebnbnb— unfortunate they're trying to do something about— unfortunate they're trying to do something about their safety. beet— something about their safety. beet vee— something about their safety. paul yes, that's— something about their safety. paul yes, that's not— something about their safety. paul yes, that's not what- paul yes, that's not what i meant. i'm not worried about bbeb— meant. i'm not worried about bneb. beb— meant. i'm not worried about bneb. beb tb— meant. i'm not worried about that. but i'll tell— i'm not worried about that. but i'll tell the joke bneb— that. but i'll tell the joke bnebvvbb— that. but i'll tell the joke that will get— that. but i'll tell the joke that will get me off the telly . that will get me off the telly. beb— that will get me off the telly. beb b— that will get me off the telly. beb b bnbnb— that will get me off the telly. but i think the— that will get me off the telly. but i think the point of this is be— but i think the point of this is be vnebe— but i think the point of this is this whole thing— but i think the point of this is this whole thing dystopian. this whole thing is dystopian. been—be- yeah, this whole thing is byebenben— yeah, this whole thing is dystopian. covers up the fact dystopian. it covers up the fact be— dystopian. it covers up the fact be en— dystopian. it covers up the fact be en bne — dystopian. it covers up the fact that on the 23rd— dystopian. it covers up the fact that on the 23rd of april, every screen you look— that on the 23rd of april, every screen you look at— that on the 23rd of april, every screen you look at is going to neve— screen you look at is going to beveleben— screen you look at is going to neve-eberb en— screen you look at is going to have-alert on it- screen you look at is going to have alert on it telling you have an alert on it telling you bne— have an alert on it telling you be webbe— have an alert on it telling you the world's about— have an alert on it telling you the world's about to end as a beee— the world's about to end as a test,-children- the world's about to end as a test, children aren't test, as if children aren't eeereb— test, as if children aren't. eeereb—brem test, as if children aren't- scared_from all scared enough already from all the scared enough already from all bne—vve-re-bei the lockdown. we're going to we're have some sort of we're going to have some sort of nightmarish fiction, nightmarish science fiction, fake alert . well, the thing nightmarish science fiction, fake alert. well, the thing is, is fake alert. well, the thing is, be be— fake alert. well, the thing is, be be every— well, the thing is, is that every american has lived bnreebn— is that every american has lived bnreebn bnbe. — is that every american has lived through this. we— is that every american has lived through this. we used to have

bneee— through this. we used to have bneee eberbe— through this. we used to have these alerts or— through this. we used to have these alerts or my age , duck and these alerts or my age, duck and been— these alerts or my age, duck and been ve— these alerts or my age, duck and cover. yeah, we used to have bneee— cover. yeah, we used to have bneee eberbe— cover. yeah, we used to have these alerts where they used to say,— these alerts where they used to eey, bnbe— these alerts where they used to eey, be be— these alerts where they used to say, this is this— these alerts where they used to say, this is this is— these alerts where they used to say, this is this is the this is a say, this is this is the this is ebnbe— say, this is this is the this is ebnbe be— say, this is this is the this is ebnbe be e— say, this is this is the this is a this is a broadcast of the bmerbeen— a this is a broadcast of the american emergency broadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americaiifemergency broadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americaiif you're ncy broadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americai if you're ncifbroadcasting a this is a broadcast of the americai if you're ncifbroa were ing system. if you're a if you were mere— system. if you're a if you were bnerelyee-b— system. if you're a if you were there,-you'll be- system. if you're a if you were there, you'll be told of there, you you'll be told of mere— there, you you'll be told of where .contact- there, you you'll be told of where contact and will there, you you'll be told of- wherelcontact and .will be where to contact and you will be bebb—bnbe— where to contact and you will be told—this this- where to contact and you will be told—this this is- told what to do. this this is teeb— told what to do. this this is teeb e— told what to do. this this is teeb e beet— told what to do. this this is just a test. this— told what to do. this this is just a test. this is only a beeb. — just a test. this is only a beeb. amb— just a test. this is only a test. and it— just a test. this is only a test. and it just scared the neb— test. and it just scared the neb ebb— test. and it just scared the neb eeb eb— test. and it just scared the hell out of children in. so this eeenbry— hell out of children in. so this eeenbry be— hell out of children in. so this country is about— hell out of children in. so this country is about 40 years behind in country is about 40 years behind bn amerbee. — country is about 40 years behind in america. it's— country is about 40 years behind in america. it's a— country is about 40 years behind in america. it's a lovely place . bne— in america. it's a lovely place . bbe mereb— in america. it's a lovely place . the metro. no— in america. it's a lovely place . the metro. no and- in america. it's a lovely place . the metro. no and bbc news is reeling from the success of gb news and having to cut staff . news and having to cut staff. paul oh, wow. congratulations . paul oh, wow. congratulations. gb paul oh, wow. congratulations. bb beve— paul oh, wow. congratulations. bb bevve bbe— paul oh, wow. congratulations. gb news bbc stars— oi congratulations. gb news bbc stars including hugh bbverbe— gb news bbc stars including hugh bbvverbe emb— gb news bbc stars including hugh edwards and clive— gb news bbc stars including hugh edwards and clive myrie, have been— edwards and clive myrie, have been beeeeb— edwards and clive myrie, have been issued redundancy letters. bne— been issued redundancy letters. the broadcaster— been issued redundancy letters. the broadcaster is— been issued redundancy letters. the broadcaster is looking at beebbnb— the broadcaster is looking at beebbnb be— the broadcaster is looking at looking to cut— the broadcaster is looking at looking to cut expenditure . as looking to cut expenditure. as a reente— looking to cut expenditure. as a reeebb, bney— looking to cut expenditure. as a result, they have— looking to cut expenditure. as a result, they have asked some tv emb— result, they have asked some tv enb rebbe— result, they have asked some tv and radio presenters to consider vebenbery— and radio presenters to consider voluntary redundancy. now i have no voluntary redundancy. now i have me beebb— voluntary redundancy. now i have no doubt these— voluntary redundancy. now i have no doubt these two— voluntary redundancy. now i have no doubt these two people have reeebveb— no doubt these two people have received these _ no doubt these two people have received these letters , but they received these letters, but they ven-b— received these letters, but they went be— received these letters, but they won't be looking— received these letters, but they won't be looking to get rid of bneee— won't be looking to get rid of bneee bne— won't be looking to get rid of these two people. i mean, hugh bbvverbe— these two people. i mean, hugh bbvverbe vvny— these two people. i mean, hugh edwards, why did— these two people. i mean, hugh edwards, why did they send them bebbere— edwards, why did they send them letters-consider- letters saying consider vebenbery— voluntary redundancy? well,

bee— voluntary redundancy? well, because imagine because you can imagine how ebenebve— because you can imagine how expensive efficiency at bbc. expensive efficiency at the bbc. t hey— expensive efficiency at the bbc. bney-teeb— expensive efficiency at the bbc. bney-teeb-beb- they were just they've got to, neven-b— they were just they've got to, haven't-echr. - they were just they've got to, haven't - echr. so . haven't they? it's echr. so bney-ve— haven't they? it's echr. so bney-ve-be— haven't they? it's echr. so they've .to be - haven't they? it's echr. so they've to be treating they've got to be treating everyene— they've got to be treating everyone equally. but, know, everyone equally. but, you know, bney—bebn— everyone equally. but, you know, bney—bebn-be they don't want hugh edwards to reeve— they don't want hugh edwards to beeve bne— they don't want hugh edwards to beeve be me — they don't want hugh edwards to leave the bbc. i— they don't want hugh edwards to leave the bbc. i mean, play leave the bbc. i mean, fair play to leave the bbc. i mean, fair play be—be-e- to hugh edwards. he's like, eneb,— to hugh edwards. he's like, nneb, e— to hugh edwards. he's like, nneb, e 50,— to hugh edwards. he's like, what, a 50,.year- to hugh edwards. he's like, what, a 50, year straight what, a 50, 60 year old straight mn— what, a 50, 60 year old straight bneb-e— what, a 50, 60 year old straight man? that's managed to survive on man? that's managed to survive en-bbe— man? that's managed to survive en-bbe bnreebn— man? that's managed to survive on-bbc through all- man? that's managed to survive on bbc through all this on the bbc through all this bbme. — on the bbc through all this bbme. be— on the bbc through all this time. he should take the money emb— time. he should take the money enb-be— time. he should take the money and-to channel- time. he should take the money and to channel five and get over to channel five nbbb— and get over to channel five vvbbn eb— and get over to channel five with all the— and get over to channel five with all the other white ebrebbnb— with all the other white straight-and - with all the other white straight and pale and sue straight guys and pale and sue bnem— straight guys and pale and sue bnem enb— straight guys and pale and sue bnem enb ee— straight guys and pale and sue them and sue them. t them and sue them. basically nneb— them and sue them. basically what they've done is, is they've picked one of each. they've picked one of each. they've picked they've picked reeta. chakrabarti arnie i guess she's south asian. sophie raworth i don't know. she's a woman. they've you. edwards they've picked you. edwards who's from wales. you know, they would have picked louis schaefer if i was on the channel the truth is, the truth is , is that truth is, the truth is, is that i guess they're just they're they're they're basically punishing the people all for not paying punishing the people all for not paying their, their licence fee. they're saying because you didn't pay the money, we have to get rid of beautiful. you well i mean they've got 1000- gr; ” r: /r;r well i mean they've got 1000 diversity

bbreeber— mean they've got 1000 diversity bbreeber enb— mean they've got 1000 diversity director and all— mean they've got 1000 diversity director and all that sort of ebeb. — director and all that sort of ebeb. b— director and all that sort of stuff. i mean— director and all that sort of stuff. i mean i— director and all that sort of stuff. i mean i know i know this is stuff. i mean i know i know this be en— stuff. i mean i know i know this be en ebe— stuff. i mean i know i know this be en ebe ebb— stuff. i mean i know i know this is an age old trope,— is an age old trope, particularly- is an age old trope, particularly for our station. however, so much however, there is so much vveebebe— however, there is so much vveebebe-yee- however, there is so much wastage you don't however, there is so much- wastage _you don't want wastage in there you don't want to wastage in there you don't want be-rbb— wastage in there you don't want be-rbb eb— wastage in there you don't want be-rbb eb beebbe— wastage in there you don't want to rid of people like hugh to get rid of people like hugh bbverbe— to get rid of people like hugh edwards, which— to get rid of people like hugh edwards, which are genuinely eeeb— edwards, which are genuinely. eeeb—m good broadcasters. just look in the—vou— good broadcasters. just look in the—you could- the back office. you could probably— the back office. you could probably just— the back office. you could probably just randomly point at 15 people— probably just randomly point at 15 people-ask— probably just randomly point at 15 people ask them to leave 15 people and ask them to leave and— 15 people and ask them to leave and-make— 15 people and ask them to leave and-make no- 15 people and ask them to leave and make no difference and it would make no difference wasoevenht — and it would make no difference whatsoever. absolute no, whatsoever. yeah, absolute no, completely— whatsoever. yeah, absolute no, completely - anyway i whatsoever. yeah, absolute no, completely _anyway ,i whatsoever. yeah, absolute no,- completely _anyway , part completely agree. anyway, part two done. coming up. we've two is done. coming up. we've got lessons. curious got empathy lessons. the curious grand national sex market and why the officer class are so white. see you there. don't go away .

welcome back to headliners. we've got the guardian now, an immigration staff are being told to be nicer to asylum seekers as they put them on a crowded barge before sending them to rwanda. to louis. yeah, this is this is of— to louis. yeah, this is this is

of those— to louis. yeah, this is this is one of those like— yeah, this is this is one of those like non stories is the— one of those like non stories is the home— one of those like non stories is the home office— one of those like non stories is the home office tells immigration- the home office tells immigration staff to show more empathy— immigration staff to show more empathy which— immigration staff to show more empathy which is— immigration staff to show more empathy which is the word empathy— empathy which is the word empathy .— empathy which is the word empathy . arnie is a word which empathy. arnie is a word which yea yea— empathy. arnie is a word which means you you haven't been through— means you you haven't been through ht.— means you you haven't been through it. you— means you you haven't been through it. you have been through— through it. you have been through ht— through it. you have been through tt .— through it. you have been through it . that's empathy. through it. that's empathy. sympathy— through it. that's empathy. sympathy te— through it. that's empathy. sympathy is you haven't been through— sympathy is you haven't been through p,— sympathy is you haven't been through it, but— sympathy is you haven't been through it, but you feel. oh, hem.— through it, but you feel. oh, hpht. vea— through it, but you feel. oh, right. you feel— through it, but you feel. oh, right. you feel it. empathyl means _through right. you feel it. empathy- means_through it. so means you've been through it. so are means you've been through it. so ate—that— means you've been through it. so ate—that the- means you've been through it. so are _that the people. are you saying that the people at the — are you saying that the people at the heme— are you saying that the people at the home office have been through—ml through the horribleness of hemp— through the horribleness ofi being—office.7 through the horribleness of- being—office.7 well, being at the home office? well, everybody-s— being at the home office? well, everybody's been— being at the home office? well, everybody's been on— being at the home office? well, everybody's been on holiday. yeah there's kind of a yeah so. and there's kind of a houday yeah so. and there's kind of a holiday you don't you holiday if you don't if you don't grant people's asylum. yeah. go on. sorry. i mean, i have— yeah. go on. sorry. i mean, i have eart— yeah. go on. sorry. i mean, i have some sort of— “43?" (it; hit" sorry. i mean, i have some sort of second hand tmwtetpe— have some sort of second hand tmwtetpe at— have some sort of second hand knowledge of this— have some sort of second hand knowledge of this actually, my tathet— knowledge of this actually, my tathet h— knowledge of this actually, my father in law— knowledge of this actually, my father in law is— knowledge of this actually, my father in law is a— knowledge of this actually, my father in law is a retired immigration— father in law is a retired immigration i've father in law is a retired- immigration-i've made a immigration officer. i've made a eaapte— immigration officer. i've made a eaapte-ex— immigration officer. i've made a couple ex colleagues. my couple of his ex colleagues. my tathet—te- father in law particular is a that— father in law particular is a that-t— father in law particular is a that-t hae- father in law particular is a kind-i was i- father in law particular is a kind i was i would father in law particular is a- kind-i was i would say kind man. he i was i would say hee— kind man. he i was i would say me am— kind man. he i was i would say he's an empathetic. well mannered man, but he wasn't rewattet— mannered man, but he wasn't rewardedikid_ mannered man, but he wasn't rewarded kid doing a job rewarded, kid for doing a job hatt— rewarded, kid for doing a job haet h— rewarded, kid for doing a job haet h the— rewarded, kid for doing a job back in the day— rewarded, kid for doing a job back in the day when immigration was back in the day when immigration a teat job-— back in the day when immigration was a real job. and— back in the day when immigration was a real job. and yeah, for temp— was a real job. and yeah, for being empathetic . he was being empathetic. he was rewarded— being empathetic. he was rewarded for— being empathetic. he was rewarded for following , you rewarded for following, you thaw,— rewarded for following, you they, the — rewarded for following, you know, the necessary arnie rules amt— know, the necessary arnie rules

amt appty— know, the necessary arnie rules and apply version _ know, the necessary arnie rules and apply version of the job that— and apply version of the job that he— and apply version of the job that he wa— and apply version of the job that he was doing . yeah. and i'm that he was doing. yeah. and i'm not that he was doing. yeah. and i'm met ewppeetmp— that he was doing. yeah. and i'm not suggesting for— that he was doing. yeah. and i'm not suggesting for a minute that they— not suggesting for a minute that they ehawttm-t— not suggesting for a minute that they shouldn't learn to be good mannered. they— they shouldn't learn to be good mannered. they shouldn't have empathy. — mannered. they shouldn't have empathy. -yaw— mannered. they shouldn't have empathy-yaw hat- mannered. they shouldn't have empathy. you had empathy empathy. but if you had empathy for empathy. but if you had empathy tea—wattet- empathy. but if you had empathy for—walked into. for everybody who walked into the for everybody who walked into. the—paht the country, there'd be no point in immigration— the country, there'd be no point in immigration .— the country, there'd be no point in immigration . the point i in immigration. the point i ht— in immigration. the point i tt yaw— in immigration. the point i mean, if you go- in immigration. the point i mean, if you go your good mean, if you go into your good eawmtry— mean, if you go into your good country, have— mean, if you go into your good country, have you— mean, if you go into your good country, have you ever tried to earth— country, have you ever tried to awetm ta— country, have you ever tried to aewtm ta yaw— country, have you ever tried to return to your good country? veah. — return to your good country? yeah. -they- return to your good country? yeah.-they don't. return to your good country?- yeah. _they don't want yeah. oh, man, they don't want ayme— anyone to come in, do they? go on hatttay— anyone to come in, do they? go on holiday disneyland? you on holiday to disneyland? you thht— on holiday to disneyland? you thht-thhp- on holiday to disneyland? you think-thing you- on holiday to disneyland? you think thing you see is think the first thing you see is , vou— think the first thing you see is , yaw thaw,— think the first thing you see is , yaw thaw, thet— think the first thing you see is , you know, just guys wanting , you know, just 15 guys wanting to , you know, just 15 guys wanting tea-yaw— , you know, just 15 guys wanting te-yew eat— , you know, just 15 guys wanting to you out already? to get you out already? that's yaw.— to get you out already? that's yaw. that-s— to get you out already? that's yaw. that-a away— to get you out already? that's you. that's okay with me. they are american because are nice to american because americans vote. they are . no americans vote. they are. no country in the world are people nice to immigrants coming into the country? in the uk and the uk were pretty nice and that's why people travel through safe countries here. they countries to get here. they leave france. they- 9::;. they leave france. they risk 9i. they leave france. they risk their twee— leave france. they risk their the ta— leave france. they risk their lives to cross— leave france. they risk their lives to cross the- leave france. they risk their lives to cross the channel. they pav— lives to cross the channel. they pay people— lives to cross the channel. theyi pay people—pounds pay people thousands of pounds to pay people thousands of pounds te—the— pay people thousands of pounds ta—the wt- pay people thousands of pounds to_the uk becausei to get them to the uk because wee-hat— to get them to the uk because we-ae-hwt t— to get them to the uk because we're-but i think- to get them to the uk because we're but i think the we're nice, but i think the wawmet— we're nice, but i think the wawmet at— we're nice, but i think the volume of people doing that is going— volume of people doing that is going ta— volume of people doing that is game to mean— volume of people doing that is going to mean that britain's is etaathp— going to mean that britain's is etaathp ta— going to mean that britain's is starting to become less nice. amt— starting to become less nice. that whtte— starting to become less nice. and while that's,— starting to become less nice. and while that's, you know, as a app,— and while that's, you know, as a pm, t— and while that's, you know, as a pm, t that— and while that's, you know, as a brit, | think it's— and while that's, you know, as a brit, i think it's terrible. we theate— brit, i think it's terrible. we

ehewtt he— brit, i think it's terrible. we should be accommodating and hepetwtty— should be accommodating and hapetwtty thte— should be accommodating and hopefully this this empathy and these— hopefully this this empathy and these instructions— hopefully this this empathy and these instructions the home these instructions to the home etttee— these instructions to the home etttee wttt— these instructions to the home office will—to- office will help them to ttemttty— office will help them to identify the _ office will help them to identify the genuine deserving cases amongst— identify the genuine deserving cases amongst the by the way , cases amongst the by the way, that— cases amongst the by the way, that want— cases amongst the by the way, that wasn't just— cases amongst the by the way, that wasn't just a _ cases amongst the by the way, that wasn't just a flippant eammemt— that wasn't just a flippant comment saying it was a real job tact— comment saying it was a real job haet h— comment saying it was a real job haet h the— comment saying it was a real job haet h the day.— comment saying it was a real job back in the day. _ comment saying it was a real job back in the day. if— comment saying it was a real job back in the day. �*" : back in the day. if i've learned anything talking father in anything talking to my father in law his ex colleagues, it's law and his ex colleagues, it's a very different now. and a very different job now. and they all spoke they had a they all spoke different the different languages. the immigration they all immigration officers, they all had they could had certain skills. they could identify these people, 100 yards away walking . it didn't treat away walking. it didn't treat everyone badly . they just ask everyone badly. they just ask simple questions. and depending on those on how you answer those questions were how you were treated. yeah, absolutely . the treated. yeah, absolutely. the tetepaaph— treated. yeah, absolutely. the tetepaaph hw— treated. yeah, absolutely. the telegraph now has— treated. yeah, absolutely. the telegraph now has a- : yeah, absolutely. the telegraph now has a live tv sheathe— telegraph now has a live tv ehaathp h— telegraph now has a live tv shooting in india. paul yeah. teamm— shooting in india. paul yeah. mammm posing— shooting in india. paul yeah. gunman posing as— shooting in india. paul yeah. gunman posing as a- shooting in india. paul yeah. gunman posing as a journalist shot dead. a former indian member of parliament and his brother , both of whom had brother, both of whom had criminal links. brother, both of whom had criminal links . so there is some criminal links. so there is some speculation within this that it could have been sectarian because obviously in this part of the world, the hindus and the muslims don't particularly get on.and muslims don't particularly get on. and it was two minority muslims that were shot by a

group of hindus. but they seem to be leaning towards the criminal underworld. and as we all know, it's much better to shoot. much better to shoot shoot. it's much better to shoot someone based on, you know, their criminality rather than their criminality rather than their religion. so they're sort of leaning towards that at the moment. but this is quite harrowing. this must have been going it was, going out on live tv as it was, and we all know, there's only and as we all know, there's only and as we all know, there's only a few seconds delay. so. yeah. well, yeah, i remember- f: : yeah. well, yeah, i remember when a tatte— well, yeah, i remember when a knife thrower— well, yeah, i remember when a knife thrower accidentally hit eamehaty— somebody on this morning with ttehaat— somebody on this morning with ttehaat-amt. - somebody on this morning with richard-and. yeah- somebody on this morning with richard and. yeah it richard and judy and. yeah it was-patte— richard and judy and. yeah it was quite shocking . and was it was quite shocking. and the— was it was quite shocking. and the-ta— was it was quite shocking. and thte-ta a— was it was quite shocking. and this-to a whole- was it was quite shocking. and this to a whole other this takes it to a whole other tewet. — this takes it to a whole other tewet. wett— this takes it to a whole other level. well, it— this takes it to a whole other level. well, it just shows how far level. well, it just shows how taa peapte— level. well, it just shows how far people will— level. well, it just shows how far people will go to be on tetewetam— far people will go to be on television . _ far people will go to be on television . i'm- far people will go to be on television . .. 9 television. i'm not willing to be shocked, by the way, just so everyone knows, your chair is very squeaky. sorry yeah. is it squeaky enough for— very squeaky. sorry yeah. is it squeaky enough for you - ”t:th 29 “43?" is it squeaky enough for you to : / is it squeaky enough for you to shoot him— squeaky enough for you to shoot htm teame— squeaky enough for you to shoot him, louis? anyway, the daily stat— him, louis? anyway, the daily staa haw— him, louis? anyway, the daily staa haw-am— him, louis? anyway, the daily star now an upside to the star now with an upside to the east— star now with an upside to the east-hyme— star now with an upside to the cost-living crisis. _ cost of living crisis. prostitutes- cost of living crisis. prostitutes than prostitutes are cheaper than teete— prostitutes are cheaper than ever. louis-up? - prostitutes are cheaper than ever. louis up? “43?" prostitutes are cheaper than- ever. louis-up? yeah. sex ever. louis saving up? yeah. sex weaemt— ever. louis saving up? yeah. sex workers among big losers. workers among the big losers. the national . which is. the grand national. which is. which that horse race where. which is that horse race where. where horses died . and so that where horses died. and so that

should be the main story. but no, this is a story saying are not getting top dollar they not getting the top dollar they used get. i they could used to get. i mean, they could have the story by have rewritten the story by saying great times to be a john at the grand national. prices are through floor are going through the floor over it. well is that your that it. well is that your is that your take it? because in your take on it? because in tact,— your take on it? because in taetltaet— your take on it? because in fact,.fact-escorts. your take on it? because in fact,.fact-escorts .i your take on it? because in. fact,.fact-escorts . so fact, in fact some escorts. so appaaemtty— fact, in fact some escorts. so appaaemtty tt-e— fact, in fact some escorts. so appaaemtty he a— fact, in fact some escorts. so apparently it's a day when eeeaeat— apparently it's a day when escorts charge,— apparently it's a day when escorts charge, you know, £600 or escorts charge, you know, £600 ea whatevea— escorts charge, you know, £600 or whatever, and _ escorts charge, you know, £600 or whatever, and they walk aaawat— or whatever, and they walk aaawmt .— or whatever, and they walk around , you're— or whatever, and they walk around , you're on their arm and, around, you're on their arm and, yaw—happene- around, you're on their arm and,l yaw—happem attea you know, whatever happens after ahea— you know, whatever happens after aha—.— you know, whatever happens after atea—. hat- you know, whatever happens after also _. but they've . also also happens. but they've hat— also also happens. but they've hat ta— also also happens. but they've hat to stash— also also happens. but they've had to slash rates— also also happens. but they've had to slash rates by more than 500,— had to slash rates by more than 500, whteh— had to slash rates by more than 500, which thanks— had to slash rates by more than 500, which thanks to my numeracy etttte— 500, which thanks to my numeracy etttte wmtea— 500, which thanks to my numeracy skills under rishi _ 500, which thanks to my numeracy skills under rishi sunak, means that— skills under rishi sunak, means that the— skills under rishi sunak, means that the prostitutes are paying the pwmteae— that the prostitutes are paying the punters. yes— that the prostitutes are paying the punters. yes because you thaw— the punters. yes because you know something. ct?" know something. can i interrupt you a second, paul? yeah, of course you can. because i was going to say that was going to going to say that i was going to say it's impossible to cut something 500. 100. you something 500. you have 100. you can it 50, 90. you can't cut can cut it 50, 90. you can't cut it well, the only people it 500. well, the only people who can cut a price by 500% are prostitutes and an article in the daily star and also sofas . the daily star and also sofas. no, it's impossible to cut

something 500. paul so they so what you're saying— something 500. paul so they so what you're saying is— something 500. paul so they so what you're saying is if- what you're saying is if somewhat— what you're saying is if something costs a pound and you cut something costs a pound and you eat ht— something costs a pound and you eat tt hy— something costs a pound and you eat tt by 500,— something costs a pound and you cut it by 500, it's— something costs a pound and you cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're awet— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're awet th— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're awet ta hy— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're owed £4 by that,— cut it by 500, it's —£4, you're owed £4 by that, not £4. /t:it tat?" owed £4 by that, not £4. you can amy— owed £4 by that, not £4. you can emty eat— owed £4 by that, not £4. you can amty eat mma— owed £4 by that, not £4. you can only cut minus by 100. so owed £4 by that, not £4. v/tit. tits" ti... 00 so that only cut minus by 100. so that means you're owed,— only cut minus by 100. so that means you're owed, can- ti... 00 so that means you're owed, can you not do means you're owed, can you not to the— means you're owed, can you not to the math— means you're owed, can you not do the math, can— means you're owed, can you not do the math, can you save this aaewmemt— do the math, can you save this aapwmemt tea— do the math, can you save this argument for the— do the math, can you save this argument for the travelodge hatet— argument for the travelodge hatet team— argument for the travelodge hotel room with— argument for the travelodge hotel room with the prostitute? anyway.— hotel room with the prostitute? anyway. what— hotel room with the prostitute? anyway, what about— hotel room with the prostitute? anyway, what about this- hotel room with the prostitute? anyway, what about this one from the paul, the the daily mail? paul, the officer diversity officer class is a diversity problem. certainly looks like problem. it certainly looks like it. problem. it certainly looks like tt. —etaee— problem. it certainly looks like tt. —etaee at- problem. it certainly looks like it. _class of the- it. the officer class of the aamy— it. the officer class of the aamy. the — it. the officer class of the army, the army- it. the officer class of the army, the army and royal navy remains almost— army, the army and royal navy remains almost exclusive. white shamed.— skinned, according to figures attatmet— skinned, according to figures obtained—on- skinned, according to figures- obtained_on sunday. obtained by the mail on sunday. haw— obtained by the mail on sunday. waw tatthe— obtained by the mail on sunday. waw tatthp at— obtained by the mail on sunday. now talking of maths and etattettee— now talking of maths and statistics, the _ now talking of maths and statistics, the primary reason for statistics, the primary reason taa that— statistics, the primary reason tea that te— statistics, the primary reason for that is that— statistics, the primary reason for that is that 82% of this eewmtty— for that is that 82% of this eewmtty te— for that is that 82% of this country is white and 90. so 90% of country is white and 90. so 90% et the— country is white and 90. so 90% of the officer— country is white and 90. so 90% of the officer intake— country is white and 90. so 90% of the officer intake is white. so of the officer intake is white. se that-e— of the officer intake is white. so that's not— of the officer intake is white. so that's not bad. that's only an so that's not bad. that's only am ete— so that's not bad. that's only an 8% difference— so that's not bad. that's only an 8% difference there. the whete— an 8% difference there. the whole country— an 8% difference there. the whole country is- an 8% difference there. the whole country is 82% white and pee.— whole country is 82% white and how et— whole country is 82% white and how et the— whole country is 82% white and 90% of the officers are white. so 90% of the officers are white. se etaateht— 90% of the officers are white. so straight away,— 90% of the officers are white. so straight away, that kind of times— so straight away, that kind of dilutes this— so straight away, that kind of dilutes this argument slightly. and dilutes this argument slightly. amt hy— dilutes this argument slightly. that by the— dilutes this argument slightly. amt by the way— dilutes this argument slightly. amt by the way .— dilutes this argument slightly. and by the way , the officer and by the way, the officer etaee— and by the way, the officer etaee 90 — and by the way, the officer etaee 90 te — and by the way, the officer class go to sandhurst . this class go to sandhurst. this hem-t— class go to sandhurst. this heat the— class go to sandhurst. this isn't this isn't— class go to sandhurst. this isn't this isn't just available to isn't this isn't just available te whtte— isn't this isn't just available to white people. _ isn't this isn't just available to white people. this is available— to white people. this is available to— to white people. this is available to the certain type of

whtte— available to the certain type of whtte peepte— available to the certain type of whtte peepte .— available to the certain type of white people . there is no white people. there is no watty-e— white people. there is no wally's sandhurst like me. wally's in sandhurst like me. thee— wally's in sandhurst like me. theae mteht— wally's in sandhurst like me. there might be— wally's in sandhurst like me. there might be no, there won't belchauffeur_ there might be no, there won't be chauffeur there. there be a chauffeur in there. there eewtt— be a chauffeur in there. there eewttla— be a chauffeur in there. there could-a curse— be a chauffeur in there. there could-a curse in- be a chauffeur in there. there could a curse in there. there could be a curse in there. there mteht— could be a curse in there. there mteht-ewee— could be a curse in there. there mteht-ewee ea— could be a curse in there. there might-curse or-in- might be a curse or two in thee.— might be a curse or two in there-there- might be a curse or two in there.-there-bel might be a curse or two in there.-there-be cox there. but there won't be a cox , i there. but there won't be a cox . t that. — there. but there won't be a cox . t that. t— there. but there won't be a cox , i think. i mean,— there. but there won't be a cox , i think. " .’tiiti , i think. i mean, there's a very reasonable explanation if i were a black immigrant to this country, i would not ever want to be on a british ship after what happened. right. you wouldn't you wouldn't want to be on a british. and also it raises i thought that was a very good joke. it raises the point i wasn't exactly what ship wasn't exactly sure what ship you meant. yeah, i'm saying hteteateatty— you meant. yeah, i'm saying historically,-it. - you meant. yeah, i'm saying historically,-it. no- you meant. yeah, i'm saying historically,-it. no ,. historically, i get it. no, thee-e— historically, i get it. no, there's the— historically, i get it. no, there's the focus- historically, i get it. no, there's the focus of the history of country. i thought that. of the country. i thought that. i mean, people might be laughing at know. on at home. we don't know. on a serious note, i mean, if- ct?" . on a serious note, i mean, if you are a eeeemt— serious note, i mean, if you are a second or third— serious note, i mean, if you are a second or third generation, an tmmteaamt— a second or third generation, an tmmtpaamt ea— a second or third generation, an tmmtpaamt ea a— a second or third generation, an immigrant or a first generation tmmtpaamt— immigrant or a first generation immigrant country, immigrant to the country, you mteht—yew- immigrant to the country, you mteht—yew wamti might not feel that you want to die might not feel that you want to the-the— might not feel that you want to die-the country— might not feel that you want to die the country the same way die for the country the same way as eemehety— die for the country the same way as somebody who— die for the country the same way as somebody who who has been hete— as somebody who who has been heae tea— as somebody who who has been here for generations. also, these— here for generations. also, these aa— here for generations. also, these are officers. they're not officers aren't dying, are they? officers are directing people in on to the line of the dying

machines. ithink on to the line of the dying machines. i think officers put themsetwes— machines. i think officers put themselves at— machines. i think officers put themselves at the— i�*eftti. i think officers put themselves at the front as well. i themselves at the front as well. t meam— themselves at the front as well. t tewts— themselves at the front as well. i mean, lewis, would you die for thts— i mean, lewis, would you die for thts-t-we— i mean, lewis, would you die for thts-t-we-yew- i mean, lewis, would you die for this-i've-you die. i mean, lewis, would you die for thi stage i've you die i mean, lewis, would you die for thi stage a i've you die i mean, lewis, would you die for thi stage a fewve you die i mean, lewis, would you die for thi stage a few times. you die i mean, lewis, would you die for thi stage a few times. �*ftt�*ti.. e i mean, lewis, would you die for thi stage a few times. �*ftt�*ti.. on stage a few times. well, i paehatty— on stage a few times. well, i probably would i would to probably would i would try to make die for his make the other guy die for his country i was fighting, if country if i was fighting, if they were fighting against us. that generally soldiers they were fighting against us. tha but generally soldiers they were fighting against us. tha but gthavelly soldiers they were fighting against us. tha but gthave two soldiers they were fighting against us. tha but gthave two kids,oldiers do. but i have two kids, and that's what when you that's what happens when you have kids. you don't need have two kids. you don't need you— have two kids. you don't need yew—we.- have two kids. you don't need you no, then so you anymore. lewis no, then so you've die for them. you've got to die for them. you've got to die now, mate. i'm afraid so. you become delusional. can i turn thing delusional. can i turn my thing on to anyway? moving on here to get anyway? moving on. we've the on. moving on. we've got the patty— on. moving on. we've got the patty watt— on. moving on. we've got the daily mail now,— on. moving on. we've got the daily mail now, and- 9 we've got the daily mail now, and publishers have— have rewritten books to remove wmaeeeptahte— have rewritten books to removei unacceptable _take unacceptable sexual. was i take it unacceptable sexual. was i take tt-et— unacceptable sexual. was i take tt-et them— unacceptable sexual. was i take it-of them were- unacceptable sexual. was i take it of them were the quran it none of them were the quran > it none of them were the quran s-wett.— it none of them were the quran s-wettlts— > lewis well, this is interesting because every interesting because these every single another one single week we have another one of stories where they're of these stories where they're rewriting something and they're writing , rewriting a book. this writing, rewriting a book. this just be the pg. just happens to be the pg. wodehouse , jeeves and wodehouse stories, jeeves and wooster and they're putting they're putting trigger warnings on it to say that the characters are outdated. and could you stop squeaking with your chair all does this thing look does this look unprofessional that i've got this on like this? oh,

nothing about your- nothing about your looks . nothing about your looks. unprofessional. lewis, please eemthwe— unprofessional. lewis, please continue telling— unprofessional. lewis, please continue telling the story. continue telling us the story. t-m — continue telling us the story. t-m tast— continue telling us the story. am just saytmp. — continue telling us the story. i'm just saying. jail: i'm just saying. so the story is. the story is. it's he was very famous in the back in the day, and his claim to fame. they're asking you to put the stem— they're asking you to put the stem hast— they're asking you to put the stem haet — they're asking you to put the sign back on. "cat they're asking you to put the sign back on. “cat sign back on. they want you want it back up. well, why don't they put the bottom? why can't put it on the bottom? why can't they? why do i have to do it like that? just put that like that. works. well, that. see if that works. well, i haven't got a son anyway. did they ask it put it back up? they ask it to put it back up? they . they did. okay just they did. they did. okay just finish sorry about finish the story. sorry about this . i'm finish the story. sorry about this. i'm like having a very bad day. woodhouse. this the day. appg woodhouse. this is the worst that i've done. i worst show that i've done. i please, once, a good please, just once, have a good day.— please, just once, have a good day. — please, just once, have a good way. okay.— please, just once, have a good way. otay. t-m— please, just once, have a good day. okay. i'm-but- please, just once, have a good day. okay. i'm-but ,. day. okay. i'm sorry, but, lewis, you. imean, lewis, what do you. i mean, paul lewis, what do you. i mean, p..p, what— lewis, what do you. i mean, paul, what do— lewis, what do you. i mean, paul, what do you- t:tit i mean, paul, what do you make is my petmte — paul, what do you make is my petmte we.— paul, what do you make is my petmte we. my— paul, what do you make is my point? no, my point- paul, what do you make is my point? \tti.t 9 point? no, my point is, the guy actually lived for many years in my hometown of great neck, long island, new york. my point is, he lived nowhere near me . but he lived nowhere near me. but this is becoming more- . tit: but this is becoming more and more atttewtews— this is becoming more and more atttewtews. h— this is becoming more and more ridiculous. if not— this is becoming more and more ridiculous. if not pathetic. i mean, we're seeing this now one of mean, we're seeing this now one et the— mean, we're seeing this now one et the west— mean, we're seeing this now one of the worst headliners i've teem— of the worst headliners i've teem — of the worst headliners i've been on. it's— of the worst headliners i've

been on. it's i— of the worst headliners i've been on. it's i bet- of the worst headliners i've been on. . 5.9: been on. it's i bet the story. i'm been on. it's i bet the story. am going— been on. it's i bet the story. t-m petmp te— been on. it's i bet the story. i'm going to stick— been on. it's i bet the story. i'm going to stick with- been on. . 5.9: i'm going to stick with that. eat— i'm going to stick with that. hat t— i'm going to stick with that. hat t thew— i'm going to stick with that. but i know what— i'm going to stick with that. but i know what you mean. but what— but i know what you mean. but what tat— but i know what you mean. but what he the— but i know what you mean. but what i'd like to— but i know what you mean. but what i'd like to say about it is i what i'd like to say about it is t tea-t— what i'd like to say about it is t tem-t meet— what i'd like to say about it is i don't need to— what i'd like to say about it is i don't need to say anything, aetwatty— i don't need to say anything, actually. look— i don't need to say anything, actually. look at— i don't need to say anything, actually. look at andrew doyle, our actually. look at andrew doyle, teat— actually. look at andrew doyle, teat amt— actually. look at andrew doyle, our lord and saviour. andrew heyte. — our lord and saviour. andrew heyte. .at— our lord and saviour. andrew doyle. - at .twitter. our lord and saviour. andrew doyle. at twitter feed. doyle. look at his twitter feed. he doyle. look at his twitter feed. he—eaatteal doyle. look at his twitter feed. he—eaattea emi he wrote something earlier on saytmp—eewttm-tl saying these people couldn't tate— saying these people couldn't taee the— saying these people couldn't lace the boots— saying these people couldn't lace the boots of— saying these people couldn't lace the boots of pg. wodehouse . se ptease— lace the boots of pg. wodehouse . se ptease tast— lace the boots of pg. wodehouse , so please just leave it alone . h— , so please just leave it alone . tt yew— , so please just leave it alone . tt yew tea-t— , so please just leave it alone . if you don't like— , so please just leave it alone . if you don't like it, don't eat— . if you don't like it, don't eat ht— . if you don't like it, don't eat tt .— . if you don't like it, don't eat tt .lyew— . if you don't like it, don't read it .lyou-the. read it. if you own the pwhttshtme— read it. if you own the publishing rights, leave it aemet— publishing rights, leave it alone. yeah. _ publishing rights, leave it alone. yeah. 't: publishing rights, leave it alone. yeah. ' a: publishing rights, leave it alone. yeah. ' t: alone. yeah. and we see this so many times, like when tried many times, like when they tried to dahl and was to rewrite roald dahl and it was so . he's laughably so far so clunky. he's laughably so far away from the. from the effervescent prose of roald dahl effervescent prose of roald dahl. and this will be the exact same. are you old enough to remember when— are you old enough to remember when they wanted to put wamtmp— remember when they wanted to put wamhp tahets— remember when they wanted to put warning labels on— remember when they wanted to put warning labels on record albums in warning labels on record albums h ameatea— warning labels on record albums h ameatea tea— warning labels on record albums in america for tipper gore, whteh— in america for tipper gore, whteh ts— in america for tipper gore, whteh ts at— in america for tipper gore, which is al gore, that horrible wtth— which is al gore, that horrible man with the— which is al gore, that horrible man with the climate change that.— man with the climate change that. amt— man with the climate change thing, and people got like all upset— thing, and people got like all wpset ahewt— thing, and people got like all upset about it.— thing, and people got like all upset about it. and then certain them-t— upset about it. and then certain didn't rewrite— upset about it. and then certain didn't rewrite the— upset about it. and then certain didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no.— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. we. they— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no, they didn't— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no, they didn't .— didn't rewrite the rap lyrics. no, they didn't . but the same no, they didn't. but the same hat— no, they didn't. but the same hat peepte— no, they didn't. but the same hat peepte pet— no, they didn't. but the same but people got really upset and peepte— but people got really upset and peepte staatet— but people got really upset and people started to— but people got really upset and people started to put musicians staatet— people started to put musicians staatet te— people started to put musicians staatet te pat— people started to put musicians started to put the— people started to put musicians started to put the label on

automatically— started to put the label on automatically if they if it hath-t— automatically if they if it hadn't been— automatically if they if it hadn't been put on by the government. _ hadn't been put on by the government. well yeah, you'd emty— government. well yeah, you'd emty hwy— government. well yeah, you'd emty hwy ht— government. well yeah, you'd emty hwy tt ht— government. well yeah, you'd emty hwy tt tt t— government. well yeah, you'd only buy it if i had that, that hate— only buy it if i had that, that tahet em— only buy it if i had that, that tahet em tt. — only buy it if i had that, that label on it. i qc“ only buy it if i had that, that label on it. i .tii label on it. because then you knew if the good stuff and that's there huge that's why there should be huge warning put on everything warning labels put on everything even hasn't been asked. even if it hasn't been asked. but it's like during the time when— but it's like during the time when they— but it's like during the time when they were— but it's like during the time when they were burning books and awtheas—heetl authors said, why isn't my book tethe— authors said, why isn't my book hetmp hwmete— authors said, why isn't my book being burned? want my book to being burned? i want my book to being burned? i want my book to tee-watt.— being burned? i want my book to be-weuaino- - being burned? i want my book toi be-well,-no. instead be burned. well, no, no. instead of burning the books, they're chipping by chipping away at them piece by piece. take piece. anyway, we've got to take a fully mandated break a contract. fully mandated break now. after that, we've now. but after that, we've got the shocking that the king the shocking news that the king is squirrels should is rich. white squirrels should fear how look fear nutella and how to look loudly . by oh, oh, look at that loudly. by oh, oh, look at that

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and is it time for a windfall tax— and is it time for a windfall tax em— and is it time for a windfall tax em king— and is it time for a windfall tax on king charles paul? �*ftt�*ti.. tax on king charles paul? well, why— tax on king charles paul? well, why mete— tax on king charles paul? well, why mete t— tax on king charles paul? well, why not? i mean,— tax on king charles paul? well, why not? i mean, he— tax on king charles paul? well, why not? i mean, he is apparently richer than the queen was much. thanks. according to this the express to the this story in the express to the divorce , to diana, i'm not divorce, to diana, i'm not entirely sure how that seems quite me, but the quite tenuous to me, but the sunday's sunday rich sunday's the sunday times rich list put king charles the list has put king charles the third's at nearly double third's wealth at nearly double the late queen elizabeth at 600 million. and apparently her wealth was 370 million. now i don't know if i've just got used to big numbers. yeah, but that doesn't they don't either of those sound like particularly big numbers to me when we talk 600 million. well, they do. yes. i obviously million, i mean, obviously £1 million, obviously. funny. have obviously. that's funny. have you give me a you got. well that's. give me a tennen you got. well that's. give me a tenner. andrew tenner. it's curse andrew doyle money million. but money isn't it. 600 million. but no, mean is, you know, no, what i mean is, you know, footballers earn almost footballers earn that almost don't and yeah , but they don't they. and yeah, but they play don't they. and yeah, but they play this this play football. this guy, this guy— play football. this guy, this guy just— play football. this guy, this guy just watts— this guy, this guy just walks around in an ermine-yeah.- guy just walks around in ani ermine-yeah.-not ermine coat. yeah. i'm not suggesting but i'm suggesting for a minute, but i'm not suggesting for a minute. by the that isn't a the way, that this isn't a lot of money, but this doesn't obviously it's not news, is it? the king's rich . he's got his.

the king's rich. he's got his. he's got his face on the money well, expect him to rich. well, i'd expect him to be rich. yeah— well, i'd expect him to be rich. yeah he— well, i'd expect him to be rich. veah he-hawe— well, i'd expect him to be rich. yeah he-have his- well, i'd expect him to be rich. yeah he have his face yeah he does have his face on the— yeah he does have his face on the-whteh.— yeah he does have his face on the-which. which- yeah he does have his face on the which. which is a the money. which. which is a 900d_ the money. which. which is a peet—meam- the money. which. which is al good—mean surely the money. which. which is a. good—mean surely in good point, but i mean surely in these— good point, but i mean surely in these sash— good point, but i mean surely in these cash strapped times, i why— these cash strapped times, i whylhe— these cash strapped times, i mean, why-he-is- mean, why is he why is he paettttmp—htsl mean, why is he why is he- profiting_his name? mean, why is he why is he- profiif1g_his name? mean, why is he why is he- profiif he_his name? mean, why is he why is he- profiif he is,-his name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't his name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't it his name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't it time name? mean, why is he why is he profiif he is, isn't it time to me? and if he is, isn't it time to patwattse— and if he is, isn't it time to privatise the— and if he is, isn't it time to privatise the royal family? jtit privatise the royal family? do you privatise the royal family? do yew thew— privatise the royal family? do yew thew-tact- privatise the royal family? do you know-fact is,- privatise the royal family? do you know-fact is, is. you know what the fact is, is they've been around for a thousand years and this is all the money that got. the money that they've got. i mean, i'm with paul. mean, really, i'm with paul. it doesn't like much. doesn't seem like that much. it's it's it's not american money. it's not it's not like saudi not like it's not like saudi money. it's like not like it's not like saudi montbog it's like not like it's not like saudi montbog standard. it's like not like it's not like saudi montbog standard. it'ss like not like it's not like saudi montbog standard. it's probably your bog standard. it's probably less money than the guy who owns jd sports or or the other guy who sold their sportswear. is fantastic. anyway, moving on, wewemat-t- fantastic. anyway, moving on, we've _mail now. - fantastic. anyway, moving on, we've mail now. and king we've got the mail now. and king chaates— we've got the mail now. and king charles wanted— we've got the mail now. and king charles wanted to— we've got the mail now. and king charles wanted to step allies te— charles wanted to step allies incomers to preserve the native pepwtattem— incomers to preserve the native pepwtattem hat— incomers to preserve the native population. but it's not racist heeawse— population. but it's not racist because they're _ population. but it's not racist because they're squirrels. tewts— because they're squirrels. tewtswett.— because they're squirrels. lewis well, i've— because they're squirrels. lewis well, i've heard - because they're squirrels. lewis well, i've heard this before, wanted lewis well, i've heard this be control wanted lewis well, i've heard this be control grey wanted lewis well, i've heard this be control grey squirrel wanted to control grey squirrel population, which which was brought into the country in the 18805 brought into the country in the 1880s or something from america by lacing nutella , which is by lacing nutella, which is a nut based confectionery with a contraceptive contracept option

contraceptive contracept option contraceptive to stop them from having children so that the red squirrels could, could, could multiply . squirrels could, could, could multiply. but squirrels could, could, could multiply . but they squirrels could, could, could multiply. but they changed their mind because they realised that nutella on its own was super dangerous because it caused type two diabetes. well yeah. and also addy. addy if i- two diabetes. well yeah. and also addy. addy if i was- t: �*ftt�*ti.. gilt?" and also addy. addy if i was walking thaeweh— also addy. addy if i was walking thaeweh the— also addy. addy if i was walking through the woods and i found some nutella,— through the woods and i found some nutella, i'd— through the woods and i found some nutella, i'd eat it. if i a aet— some nutella, i'd eat it. if i was a red squirrel, i'd probably eat ht.— was a red squirrel, i'd probably eat t. t— was a red squirrel, i'd probably eat it. i mean,— was a red squirrel, i'd probably eat it. i mean, there seems to be eat it. i mean, there seems to he a— eat it. i mean, there seems to he a tet— eat it. i mean, there seems to he a tet et— eat it. i mean, there seems to be a lot of flawed— eat it. i mean, there seems to be a lot of flawed badgers would eatltheae-s— be a lot of flawed badgers would eatltheae-s a— be a lot of flawed badgers would eat-there's a lot— be a lot of flawed badgers would eat-there's a lot of- be a lot of flawed badgers would eat there's a lot of flaws be a lot of flawed badgers would eathis there's a lot of flaws be a lot of flawed badgers would eathis plan, s a lot of flaws be a lot of flawed badgers would eathis plan, but lot of flaws be a lot of flawed badgers would eathis plan, but we of flaws be a lot of flawed badgers would eathis plan, but we do flaws be a lot of flawed badgers would eathis plan, but we do sort; be a lot of flawed badgers would eathis plan, but we do sort of in this plan, but we do sort of have— in this plan, but we do sort of have thts— in this plan, but we do sort of have this problem of native red states— have this problem of native redi sawtaaets—the squirrels being smaller than the grey— squirrels being smaller than the paey—whteh- squirrels being smaller than the paey—whteh tsl squirrels being smaller than the paey—whteh ts ami grey squirrel, which which is an hwaswe— grey squirrel, which which is an invasive species— grey squirrel, which which is an invasive species-is- grey squirrel, which which is an invasive species is coming invasive species and is coming out invasive species and is coming ewt h— invasive species and is coming ewt h seat— invasive species and is coming out in sort outbreeding out in sort of outbreeding and seat—the- sort of bullying the red sewtaaet— sort of bullying the red squirrel existence. sort of bullying the red- squirrel-existence. very squirrel out of existence. very ameatem— squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah— squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah it— squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah it is- squirrel out of existence. very american. yeah it is very american. yeah it is very american. i would say that grey squirrel. to more squirrel. i'd love to see more red squirrels. from red squirrels. i'm not far from red squirrels. i'm not far from red squirrels, by the way, at paul cox comedy. i'm not that far from red squirrels because i live near portsmouth and portsmouth is near the isle of wight, where some still exist . wight, where some still exist. but if put contrary live in but if they put contrary live in nutella, that would solve a lot of problems actually across the demographic mix, like you say,

not just woods , to be not just in the woods, to be honest. if like you said, if i walk the woods and there walk through the woods and there was trees, i'd be was nutella on the trees, i'd be in woods a time. yeah in the woods a long time. yeah we've now and we've got the star now and reports of quick way of reports of a quick way of finding children should probably only be used for your own children paul yeah. mum children though. paul yeah. mum finds minutes finds missing child in minutes after loudly after using the looking loudly search method. now, i didn't know what was until i read know what this was until i read this story. essentially it's saying what the child is wearing instead of saying what the child's name is. so instead of running around saying, leo, leo's missing, you running around saying, leo, leo's missing , you shout, you leo's missing, you shout, you know, in this case, in this horrible, horrible. yeah, in this case, you describe what they're wearing. so stop they're wearing. so you stop calling your name and you start yelling girl, shirt, yelling little girl, pink shirt, pink minnie mouse shirt. yeah. which is actually that far off what i'm wearing. yeah, well, exactly. well, i guess it's not. and would more and it would be more embarrassing, you know, if my. my embarrassing, you know, if my. my lost in the soft my wife's lost me in the soft play my wife's lost me in the soft play time. and she had play many a time. and if she had to 40 year old man to shout out 40 year old man roland rat pyjamas. me be licking nutella.— roland rat pyjamas. me be licking nutella. yeah- t: me be licking nutella. yeah �*i�*s�*t roland rat pyjamas. me be licking nutella. yeah a&e the weat— licking nutella. yeah a&e the weat tat.— licking nutella. yeah a&e the

weat tat. why— licking nutella. yeah a&e the word fat. why don't you put the word fat. why don't you put the word fat. why don't you put the word fat in there? well, i was teawmp— word fat in there? well, i was teawmp that— word fat in there? well, i was leaving that-you,- : " .’t:i”ti?’ well, i was leaving that you, louis. leaving that to you, louis. anyway— leaving that to you, louis. anyway .— leaving that to you, louis. anyway. moving- leaving that to you, louis. anyway , moving on. - leaving that to you, louis. anyway , moving on. metro now anyway, moving on. the metro now debates the development of male contraception . i think most of contraception. i think most of us are fine using our personal cities contraception. yeah, cities as contraception. yeah, well, obviously cities as contraception. yeah, well,-obviously most- . lift" yeah, well, obviously most men well, this obviously most men are well, this obviously most men mewatays— well, this obviously most men are nowadays have trouble petttmp— are nowadays have trouble petttmp a— are nowadays have trouble getting a girl— are nowadays have trouble getting a girl to begin with. amt— getting a girl to begin with. that tt-s— getting a girl to begin with. and it's they're— getting a girl to begin with. and it's they're working on this mate— and it's they're working on this male contraception device and seate— male contraception device and eewtt ht— male contraception device and eewtt tt ewea— male contraception device and could it ever work— male contraception device and could it ever work and this is thts— could it ever work and this is thts ts— could it ever work and this is thts ts the— could it ever work and this is this is the perfect example of a stety— this is the perfect example of a stety ht— this is the perfect example of a non story it was— this is the perfect example of a non story it was placed by by a eempamy— non story it was placed by by a eempamy that— non story it was placed by by a company that that— non story it was placed by by a company that that is developing eattet— company that that is developing eattet a— company that that is developing called a male— company that that is developing called a male contraceptive contraceptive _ called a male contraceptive contraceptive initiative which is contraceptive initiative which he heptmp— contraceptive initiative which he heptmp te— contraceptive initiative which is hoping to make some money off of is hoping to make some money off et thts— is hoping to make some money off of this business.— is hoping to make some money off of this business. and— is hoping to make some money off of this business. and there are peepte— of this business. and there are peepte theae— of this business. and there are people there are— of this business. and there are people there are companies all aet— people there are companies all aet the— people there are companies all around the world— people there are companies all around the world trying to come up wtth— around the world trying to come up wtth a— around the world trying to come up wtth a mate— around the world trying to come up with a male contraception . up with a male contraception. hat— up with a male contraception. hat ae— up with a male contraception. hat the yea— up with a male contraception. but do you think— up with a male contraception. but do you think it— up with a male contraception. but do you think it will- up with a male contraception. but do you think it will catch on? do think the male on? do you think the male contraceptive will catch on? because obviously, if it doesn't work, not ones that work, we're not the ones that will be burdened the will be burdened with the pregnancy. if, know, to use pregnancy. if, you know, to use crude words. but it's a bit aaaeeamt— crude words. but it's a bit arrogant because- i: : but it's a bit arrogant because most men have such— arrogant because most men have sash-pathe— arrogant because most men have sash-aetthe a— arrogant because most men have such-getting a girl,- such trouble getting a girl, peateat— such trouble getting a girl, peatet. that— such trouble getting a girl, period, that by— such trouble getting a girl, period, that by taking one of

these— period, that by taking one of these thhes— period, that by taking one of these things, it's— period, that by taking one of these things, it's basically tmptytmo— these things, it's basically tmptytmo h— these things, it's basically implying in their own minds that they-ae— implying in their own minds that hate the— implying in their own minds that they're like players. and most guys— they're like players. and most guys thew. — they're like players. and most guys thew. ott— they're like players. and most guys know. did you most men guys know. did you say most men have— guys know. did you say most men have teeth— guys know. did you say most men have trouble getting a girl, peatete — have trouble getting a girl, period? getting- have trouble getting a girl, period? citi.. 9 9 ”. $2115 period? getting a girl not 23. controversial. we've not seen hat— controversial. we've not seen hat ttaht— controversial. we've not seen bud light adverts— we've not seen bud light adverts anyway. we've just get— bud light adverts anyway. we've just get a— bud light adverts anyway. we've just got a minute.— bud light adverts anyway. we've just got a minute. so let's just amethy— just got a minute. so let's just eatetty 90— just got a minute. so let's just quickly go through the young tamtttes— quickly go through the young families deserting londoners aemts— families deserting londoners aemts ea— families deserting londoners aemts ea 20. — families deserting londoners rents or 20. yes— families deserting londoners rents or 20. yes _ families deserting londoners rents or 20. yes ”til". rents or 20. yes the annual rent of small houses in london has gone up by 20. i don't think that's a shock . and i don't that's a shock. and i don't think we should be bringing up young families in the centre of london there's no clean young families in the centre of lon there's there's no clean young families in the centre of lon there's millions'e's no clean young families in the centre of lon there's millions andlo clean air. there's millions and millions of people. yeah, they should hampshire should be out in the hampshire countryside. they countryside. that's where they should your should be. yeah. raising your rents, you'd happy rents, i think you'd be happy about that. yeah, but i mean, weat— about that. yeah, but i mean, wema-wamt— about that. yeah, but i mean, would-wantlbunch- about that. yeah, but i mean, would-wantlbunch of. would you want a bunch of a peach— would you want a bunch of a hwmeh-taty- would you want a bunch of a bunch farty londoners bunch of arty farty londoners teseemthe— bunch of arty farty londoners descending descending on descending on your descending on yea— descending on your descending on yea tewm— descending on your descending on yea tewm at— descending on your descending on yea tewm at the— descending on your descending on your town at the weekend? the peht— your town at the weekend? the petmt ts— your town at the weekend? the petmt ts ts— your town at the weekend? the point is, is that— your town at the weekend? the point is, is that all— your town at the weekend? the point is, is that all the new hewsha— point is, is that all the new housing that's— point is, is that all the new housing that's being built are thy.— housing that's being built are thy-utte— housing that's being built are tiny, little apartments. tiny, tiny little apartments. ama— tiny, tiny little apartments. amt-ea— tiny, tiny little apartments. and-or flats- tiny, tiny little apartments. and-or flats .- tiny, tiny little apartments. and-or flats . and- tiny, tiny little apartments. l and-or flats . and that's and that's or flats. and that's totally related to many totally related to how many children are that they have because you you families do not have children in small

apartments . so the plan of apartments. so the plan of making people live in small places is part of the death of love. yeah, they don't want us to have the death of humanity. they don't want us to have ehtttaem— they don't want us to have children because children are epemswe— children because children are expensive-the— children because children are expensive-the to- children because children are expensive the to state raise expensive for the to state raise whea— expensive for the to state raise when—pathe- when we could just bring in weaeast— when we could just bring ini workers-overseas, workers from from overseas, whteh— workers from from overseas, whtehitaee— workers from from overseas, which free, which are fully, which are free, which are fully, fatty—the- which are free, which are fully, fully—the fact- which are free, which are fully, fully—the fact is. fully grown. and the fact is they don't like people anyway. the powers that they've got the powers that be, they've got enough already. heard enough money already. you heard it first. anyway, show enough money already. you heard it nearly rst. anyway, show enough money already. you heard it nearly over. anyway, show enough money already. you heard it nearly over. so tway, show enough money already. you heard it nearly over. so let's show enough money already. you heard it nearly over. so let's take;how is nearly over. so let's take amethea—at- is nearly over. so let's take- another_at monday's another quick look at monday's taemt— another quick look at monday's hem-the— another quick look at monday's front-the daily- another quick look at monday's front the daily mail has front pages. the daily mail has stoo— front pages. the daily mail has esoo se— front pages. the daily mail has 6500 sex attacks— front pages. the daily mail has 6500 sex attacks in our hespttats— 6500 sex attacks in our hespttats .— 6500 sex attacks in our hospitals . the times says adults hospitals. the times says adults shewtt— hospitals. the times says adults shewtt he— hospitals. the times says adults should be able— hospitals. the times says adults should be able to— hospitals. the times says adults should be able to do maths. pm hststs— should be able to do maths. pm tmststs .— should be able to do maths. pm tmststs . amt— should be able to do maths. pm insists , and the— should be able to do maths. pm insists , and the guardian has insists, and the guardian has aeweatet— insists, and the guardian has revealed 250,000 children in temtet— revealed 250,000 children in temtet was— revealed 250,000 children in denied nhs help for mental heath— denied nhs help for mental health issues.— denied nhs help for mental health issues. the daily express says— health issues. the daily express says nurses warn— health issues. the daily express says nurses warn strikes could tast— says nurses warn strikes could tast att— says nurses warn strikes could tast att yea. — says nurses warn strikes could last all year. the— says nurses warn strikes could last all year. the mirror has wapet— last all year. the mirror has wapet sett— last all year. the mirror has vaped sold illegally to kids. amt— vaped sold illegally to kids. that many— vaped sold illegally to kids. that ttmatty .— vaped sold illegally to kids. and finally , the daily star has and finally, the daily star has ttehat— and finally, the daily star has richard baker— and finally, the daily star has richard baker ,_ and finally, the daily star has richard baker , 20 degree hottest richard baker, 20 degree hottest apat— richard baker, 20 degree hottest apatt .— richard baker, 20 degree hottest apatt . that-s— richard baker, 20 degree hottest april . that's all— richard baker, 20 degree hottest april. that's all we richard baker, 20 degree hottest april . that's all we have richard baker, 20 degree hottest april. that's all we have time to april. that's all we have time te say.— april. that's all we have time te say. thank— april. that's all we have time to say. thank you— april. that's all we have time to say. thank you to my guest. amt— to say. thank you to my guest. and remember— to say. thank you to my guest. and remember that if you're watehha— and remember that if you're watehtme the— and remember that if you're watching the 5— and remember that if you're watching the 5 am, repeat, stay

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says adults who can't do basic mathematics should feel embarrassed as he prepares to launch an overhaul of education. good morning. it's 6:00 on themtay— good morning. it's 6:00 on themtay. the— good morning. it's 6:00 on monday, the 17th— good morning. it's 6:00 on monday, the 17th of- .i 9 it's 6:00 on monday, the 17th of april. this is monday, the 17th of april. this ts haeattast— monday, the 17th of april. this is breakfast on— monday, the 17th of april. this is breakfast on gb news with tahem— is breakfast on gb news with eamonn holmes— is breakfast on gb news with eamonn holmes and isabel wehstea.— eamonn holmes and isabel wehstea. very— eamonn holmes and isabel webster. very nice to have you on webster. very nice to have you em heat. — webster. very nice to have you on board. leading— webster. very nice to have you on board. : 9 on board. leading the news this morning. prime minister will morning. the prime minister will today a task to today announce a task force to tackle what he calls an anti maths mindset. now, the moves part of the government's review of the education system, which

will see students study core