good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez. in the gb newsroom, patients have been left to wait more than two days for an ambulance in england. according to new analysis, freedom of information figures collected by labour show in the north west. in december, a patient waited just over 65 hours for a category three emergency. the shadow health secretary wes streeting has said stroke and heart attack victims are left waiting for hours when every second counts, while conservative party spokesman has accused labour of throwing stones in glass houses as nhs england has said, nearly 200,000 hospital appointments and procedures had to be rescheduled due to the strike by junior doctors this month. it includes

people who were waiting for operations and other treatments, as well as scans and follow up appointments. tens of thousands of workers staged a 96 hour strike in a dispute over pay between the 11th and 15th of april. it comes as the prime minister admitted it will be a challenge to cut nhs waiting times because of further industrial action , while also industrial action, while also adding that he remains hopeful wait times can ultimately be cut . the prime minister is under investigation by parliament's ethics watchdog over a possible failure to declare an interest. downing street says the inquiry is over claims he failed to tell mps his wife might benefit from a major measure announced in last month's budget. she holds shares in koru kids, a child care agency likely to gain financially from a drive to recruit more childminders . a recruit more childminders. a number 10 says the prime minister will clarify how it was declared as a ministerial interest rather than to the commons . meanwhile mr sunak has

commons. meanwhile mr sunak has accepted the uk doesn't have enough teachers to deliver on his ambition to improve children's numeracy skills. he says an anti maths mindset is costing the uk economy tens of billions of pounds each year and wants to ensure the subject is studied by all students in england up to the age of 18. the uk is one of the least numerate countries in the developed world. more than 8 million adults— world. more than 8 million adults have— : more than 8 million adults have numeracy skills below— adults have numeracy skills below those _ adults have numeracy skills below those expected of a nine year— below those expected of a nine year om— below those expected of a nine year old and— below those expected of a nine year old and around a third of young— year old and around a third of young people— year old and around a third of our young people don't pass maths— our young people don't pass maths ecsa— our young people don't pass maths gcse. we— our young people don't pass maths gcse. we make jokes about not being— maths gcse. we make jokes about not being eme— maths gcse. we make jokes about not being able to— maths gcse. we make jokes about not being able to do maths. it's eeeieuy— not being able to do maths. it's socially acceptable— not being able to do maths. it's socially acceptable , shall we socially acceptable, shall we say,— socially acceptable, shall we say things— socially acceptable, shall we say, things like— socially acceptable, shall we say, things like ,_ socially acceptable, shall we say, things like , oh, maths, say, things like, oh, maths, i can-e— say, things like, oh, maths, i een-e ee— say, things like, oh, maths, i can't do that— say, things like, oh, maths, i can't do that ._ say, things like, oh, maths, i can't do that . it's- say, things like, oh, maths, i can't do that . it's not for me. can't do that. it's not for me. and— can't do that. it's not for me. and eeryene— can't do that. it's not for me. and everyone laughs but we'd never make a joke like that aneur— never make a joke like that enenr ner— never make a joke like that about not being— never make a joke like that about not being able to read erg about not being able to read erg neo— about not being able to read erg nee year— about not being able to read erg nee yeer ere— about not being able to read erg a 30 year old man— about not being able to read erg a 30 year old man and a 52 year ere— a 30 year old man and a 52 year ere women— a 30 year old man and a 52 year old woman, have— a 30 year old man and a 52 year old woman, have been arrested on suspicion— old woman, have been arrested on suspicion er— old woman, have been arrested on suspicion of criminal— old woman, have been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage ener— suspicion of criminal damage are e— suspicion of criminal damage after a protest— suspicion of criminal damage after a protest at— suspicion of criminal damage after a protest at the world snooker— after a protest at the world snooker championships in sheffield. _ snooker championships in sheffield. just- snooker championships in sheffield. o c sheffield. just stop. oil protesters disrupted play at the

event , pouring orange powder event, pouring orange powder onto one of the tables. the incident unfolded live on tv as two games were underway on the third day at the crucible theatre, where play was suspended for the evening on the affected table while the second match was stopped out for approximately 45 minutes. the eu as the eu's ambassador in sudan has been assaulted at his home in the capital khartoum . that's in the capital khartoum. that's according to the eu foreign policy chief josep borrell . policy chief josep borrell. borrell tweeted that the assault constitutes a violation of the vienna convention. today has been sudan's third day of fighting between the army and a paramilitary group . at least 185 paramilitary group. at least 185 people have been killed and 1800 injured in this conflict . both injured in this conflict. both sides claimed to control key sites in khartoum, where residents sheltered from explosions as tv online dab+ radio and on tune in. this is gb

news. now it's over to headliners . headliners. hello. good : hello. good evening headliners. hello. good evening . r-n— headliners. hello. good evening . i'm simon evans. welcome to headliners joining me tonight, two very funny people, diane spencer and bruce devlin. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. how are you.7 well, very evening, ladies and gentlemen. how are you? well, very well, rnenn — how are you? well, very well, rnenn eeee. — how are you? well, very well, thank. good. our— how are you? well, very well, thank. good. our first- m; 7 well, very well, thank. good. cu. ” �*" e thank. good. our first time together. bruce. in this together. bruce. yes in this format. hopefully not our last. no,— format. hopefully not our last. no, absolutely.— format. hopefully not our last. no, absolutely. well,- hopefully not our last. no, absolutely. well, i've seen off no, absolutely. well, i've seen on e— no, absolutely. well, i've seen on a few,— no, absolutely. well, i've seen on a few, nur— no, absolutely. well, i've seen off a few, but you— no, absolutely. well, i've seen off a few, but you know. have you?— off a few, but you know. have you? vern— off a few, but you know. have you? yeah nur— off a few, but you know. have you? yeah but it's 5050. it's no less that. listen, listen. less than that. listen, listen. and sooner or later, and you know, sooner or later, my come. you never my time will come. you never know crack on with the know. so let's crack on with the front pages. we have a full stack, the telegraph have single sex schools can refuse trans pupils and a photograph. there of somebody disturbing the snooker daily mail. so which genius thought it was a good idea to terrify the whole country at £0.03 pm on a sunday? thatis

country at £0.03 pm on a sunday? that is the text alert thing thatis that is the text alert thing that is coming up. the guardian have energy firms face kerbs on forced metre installations and a bit of i trickery in the photography there. the i have sunak under investigation by uk ethics watchdog over wife's shares quite understand that headune shares quite understand that headline the daily express reasons to be cheerful economy be on the mend and finally the daily star to boldly go where no visual challenged man has gone before . those were the front before. those were the front pages. we'll take a look in some detail now . so we begin with detail now. so we begin with the telegraph. diane. yes yes. so single sex schools can : "j “in; “in; so single sex schools can refuse rrene— single sex schools can refuse rrnne nnnrre. — single sex schools can refuse trans pupils. and— single sex schools can refuse trans pupils. and this is now a errrerer— trans pupils. and this is now a official guidance— trans pupils. and this is now a official guidance that has been nrenenr— official guidance that has been nrenenr enr— official guidance that has been nrengnr err ny— official guidance that has been brought out by the ministry of reneerren— brought out by the ministry of education and— brought out by the ministry of education and the gillian keegan ene— education and the gillian keegan ,nne re— education and the gillian keegan no n enr— education and the gillian keegan , who is our education sector

enery. — , who is our education sector enery. se— , who is our education sector enery. so enn— , who is our education sector artery. so this does- , who is our education sector artery. : " artery. so this does not mean that if you are a pupil and you are currently in secondary school and you identify as . the school and you identify as. the opposite gender to the one you were born with, it does not mean they state that you will suddenly be forced out. right. which i think is one of the things that you of things that you sort of question. and it just means that n— question. and it just means that if yer— question. and it just means that rr yen neve— question. and it just means that now if you have got— question. and it just means that now if you have got a— : and it just means that now if you have got a single sex eeneerrener— now if you have got a single sex educational sort— now if you have got a single sex educational sort of— now if you have got a single sex educational sort of system, you can-reen— educational sort of system, you can-reek, r— educational sort of system, you can look, i appreciate can say, no, look, i appreciate rner— can say, no, look, i appreciate me your— can say, no, look, i appreciate that your child— can say, no, look, i appreciate that your child believes that rney— that your child believes that rney ere— that your child believes that they are are a— that your child believes that they are are a different gender and— they are are a different gender and rney— they are are a different gender and rney nenr— they are are a different gender and they want to— they are are a different gender and they want to live as a errrerenr— and they want to live as a different gender. but i'm sorry. so different gender. but i'm sorry. se ener— different gender. but i'm sorry. so we re— different gender. but i'm sorry. so just to clarify— different gender. but i'm sorry. so just to clarify ,_ different gender. but i'm sorry. so just to clarify , are— different gender. so just to clarify , are they so just to clarify, are they eryne— so just to clarify, are they enyrne rner— so just to clarify, are they saying that if— so just to clarify, are they saying that if it say it's a erre— saying that if it say it's a girls school,— saying that if it say it's a girls school, are they saying rner— girls school, are they saying me n— girls school, are they saying that a biological girl who identifies— that a biological girl who identifies as— that a biological girl who identifies as a— that a biological girl who identifies as a boy can go there or me— identifies as a boy can go there or me n— identifies as a boy can go there or that a biological boy who reenrrnee— or that a biological boy who identifies as— or that a biological boy who identifies as a— or that a biological boy who identifies as a girl can't go mere,— identifies as a girl can't go there, which— identifies as a girl can't go there, which both of those mines.— there, which both of those rnrnee. nern— there, which both of those things. both of— there, which both of those things. both of those things. oney. — things. both of those things. okay. lyre— things. both of those things. okay. .you have- things. both of those things. okay. .you have a- things. both of those things. okay. g things. both of those things.- okay. .you have a girls school okay. so you have a girls school and somebody who identifies as a girl, but maybe a boy . yeah, i'm girl, but maybe a boy. yeah, i'm afraid it is . now,— girl, but maybe a boy. yeah, i'm afraid it is . now, you're-

g 1 yeah, i'm afraid it is . now, you're not afraid it is. now, you're not reenuy— afraid it is. now, you're not legally rn— afraid it is. now, you're not legally in trouble if you say no , vou— legally in trouble if you say no , yen corre— legally in trouble if you say no , you could still— legally in trouble if you say no , you could still have a school rner— , you could still have a school me says— , you could still have a school me says ,— , you could still have a school rnnr enye , ne— , you could still have a school that says , no, no,— , you could still have a school that says , no, no, come on in. that says, no, no, come on in. mere— that says, no, no, come on in. more rne— that says, no, no, come on in. more the merrier.— that says, no, no, come on in. more the merrier. get on the neeney— more the merrier. get on the neckey nrren. — more the merrier. get on the hockey pitch. see what you can do. nur— hockey pitch. see what you can no. en en— hockey pitch. see what you can do. but it's not. _ hockey pitch. see what you can do. but it's not. e g do. but it's not. it's allowing single sex schools to go by the biological definition, and nothing whatever is on your birth certificate. so you have to birth certificate. so you have re none— birth certificate. so you have re hope rner— birth certificate. so you have to hope that there— birth certificate. so you have to hope that there was- rt.r::; �*" t so you have to hope that there was nobody manne— to hope that there was nobody nnkrng any— to hope that there was nobody making any kind— to hope that there was nobody making any kind of error that i nonre— making any kind of error that i wenre neve— making any kind of error that i would have been— making any kind of error that i would have been surprised. i den-r— would have been surprised. i den-r knew— would have been surprised. i don't know if— would have been surprised. i don't know if you— would have been surprised. i don't know if you follow- would have been surprised. i don't know if you follow this sort of thing. bruce but i would have been surprised if very many arnie children had been going to schools the single sex schools along the single sex schools along the single sex schools along the lines of the gender identify as. i know gender they identify as. i know that like a thing that that this is like a thing that is, you know, people are anxious about gender transitioning at an early that's quite early age, but that's quite young, i'm young, isn't it, to say i'm actually you know, i identify as whatever, 11. oh, yeah. but i mean, isn't it because there's been a massive sort of explosion sort of ten years ago, 250 children identify as trans genden children identify as trans gender, but now there's been sort of an explosion. it's now i think sort of an explosion. it's now i rnrnk ener— sort of an explosion. it's now i think last year— sort of an explosion. it's now i think last year it— sort of an explosion. it's now i think last year it was-

3" rzzr" it's now i think last year it was 5000 enrreren.— think last year it was 5000 children. so— think last year it was 5000 children. so there's been a marked— children. so there's been a marked increase and a sort of deer— marked increase and a sort of deer wrrn— marked increase and a sort of deal with that— marked increase and a sort of deal with that increase. it's geod— deal with that increase. it's good re— deal with that increase. it's good re se— deal with that increase. it's good to see that the education nenennenr— good to see that the education department are— good to see that the education department are actually bringing out department are actually bringing err guidance— department are actually bringing err enrennee . — department are actually bringing out guidance . us— department are actually bringing out guidance . rig out guidance. us true enough cash to become less usable . what cash to become less usable. what about that? oh, my word . well, about that? oh, my word. well, we're not in agreement. - 37 : well, we're not in agreement. ”rt; about that? oh, my word. well, we're not in agreement. are we nor?— we're not in agreement. are we not? no.— we're not in agreement. are we nor? in were— we're not in agreement. are we not? no, we're not— we're not in agreement. are we not? no, we're not in agreement with it being less usable. yes yes, we are in disagreement renne— yes, we are in disagreement nenrner rne— yes, we are in disagreement against the telegraph because. weir.— against the telegraph because. weir. rere— against the telegraph because. well, let's let's— against the telegraph because. well, let's let's hear— against the telegraph because. well, let's let's hear from - well, let's let's hear from bruce. and i haven't heard from you. we just think it's it you. well we just think it's it will exclude various will preclude exclude various groups, including the very elderly ehm and people who are in say abusive relationships and they're needing to or know for whatever reason need to squirrel away cash. but a whole host of reasons, buskers._ away cash. but a whole host of reasons, buskers. i'm- t but a whole host of reasons, buskers. i'm i'm not enrrrery— reasons, buskers. i'm i'm not enrrrery nnnnnny— reasons, buskers. i'm i'm not entirely unhappy about that because— entirely unhappy about that because in— entirely unhappy about that because i'm not keen. okay so ener— because i'm not keen. okay so nner aneur— because i'm not keen. okay so what about the _ because i'm not keen. okay so what about the scaffolding, that sort what about the scaffolding, that een er— what about the scaffolding, that son or mine— what about the scaffolding, that son or rnrne .— what about the scaffolding, that sort of thing . but— what about the scaffolding, that sort of thing . but buskers now sort of thing. but buskers now neve— sort of thing. but buskers now neve zerrer— sort of thing. but buskers now have zettel machines, don't rneye — have zettel machines, don't rneye vern— have zettel machines, don't they? yeah, they- have zettel machines, don't they? / r:r:::r have zettel machines, don't they? / r:rt:r you can tap they? yeah, they do. you can tap rnen. — they? yeah, they do. you can tap rnen. rner-e— they? yeah, they do. you can tap them. that's true. _ they? yeah, they do. you can tap them. that's true. yeah.- they? / r:rt:r you can tap them. that's true. yeah. no i den-r— them. that's true. yeah. no i den-r rnrnk— them. that's true. yeah. no i don't think that's— them. that's true. yeah. no i

don't think that's all. that's nu.— don't think that's all. that's nu. ressrnry— don't think that's all. that's all. possibly moving. i don't think that's all. g i mean, it all. possibly moving. i mean, it used to be a part— all. possibly moving. i mean, it used to be a part of— all. possibly moving. i mean, it used to be a part of the- g imean, it used to be a part of the joy of being— used to be a part of the joy of being a— used to be a part of the joy of being a erene— used to be a part of the joy of being a stand up— used to be a part of the joy of being a stand up comic, but i nrenr— being a stand up comic, but i nrenr ne— being a stand up comic, but i nrenr be e— being a stand up comic, but i might be a little— being a stand up comic, but i might be a little bit longer in the might be a little bit longer in rne reen— might be a little bit longer in the tooth. and— might be a little bit longer in the tooth. and you too? i don't knew.— the tooth. and you too? i don't knew. nur— the tooth. and you too? i don't knew. an r— the tooth. and you too? i don't know. but i remember back in the rare— know. but i remember back in the rare nee:— know. but i remember back in the rare nee: yen— know. but i remember back in the late 90s, you could— know. but i remember back in the late 90s, you could do the comedy— late 90s, you could do the comedy store _ late 90s, you could do the comedy store and the banana donnie— comedy store and the banana donnie en— comedy store and the banana donnie on e— comedy store and the banana double on a saturday night. you eerie— double on a saturday night. you eerie-in— double on a saturday night. you could-in with— double on a saturday night. you could in with £800 in your could go in with £800 in your pecker.— could go in with £800 in your pocket-nothing- could go in with £800 in your pocket. nothing quite pocket. there was nothing quite like pocket. there was nothing quite une- — pocket. there was nothing quite une- venn. r- pocket. there was nothing quite like- yeah. i mean,| like it. really. yeah. i mean, wen,— like it. really. yeah. i mean, weir: rne— like it. really. yeah. i mean, well, the fees— like it. really. yeah. i mean, well, the fees have- like it. really. / i mean, well, the fees have certainly erennee. — well, the fees have certainly. erennee. —rnese dropped. yes, they have those with shows in each one. so with two shows in each one. so you do £200 each. it was, 3 3 so you do £200 each. it was, it was an amazing— you do £200 each. it was, it was an amazing feeling— you do £200 each. it was, it was an amazing feeling to go home win— an amazing feeling to go home win rner— an amazing feeling to go home with that quantity of in with that quantity of cash in your— with that quantity of cash in your pecker. — with that quantity of cash in your pocket. -felt- with that quantity of cash in your pocket. felt like you your pocket. you felt like you were in a movie. _ your pocket. you felt like you were in a movie. “j r: gtr your pocket. you felt like you were in a movie. “j r: grtr were in a movie. did you go with the bank on a monday? no no, no. just kept it. that's it. gradually— just kept it. that's it. gradually paid for things. plasterers, _ gradually paid for things. plasterers,-all. - gradually paid for things. plasterers, all. well the plasterers, that's all. well the siren— plasterers, that's all. well the slight-with— plasterers, that's all. well the slight with course, slight issue with course, i rnrnk— slight issue with course, i rnrnk r-n— slight issue with course, i think i'm-the- slight issue with course, i think i'm the statute think i'm out. the statute of rrnrrerrene— think i'm out. the statute of limitations-went- think i'm out. the statute of limitations-went in limitations now. i went clean in aneur— limitations now. i went clean in enenr—rner- limitations now. i went clean ini about—that working about 2005. how's that working out about 2005. how's that working err-r— about 2005. how's that working err-r geese— about 2005. how's that working out-i guess that's- about 2005. how's that working out i guess that's the out for you? i guess that's the mine:— out for you? i guess that's the thingr renn— out for you? i guess that's the rnrng, ren-r ire— out for you? i guess that's the thing, isn't it? apart from everyrnrne— thing, isn't it? apart from everything-is- thing, isn't it? apart from - everything-is obviously everything else, it is obviously rryrne—rne- everything else, it is obviously trying—the black. trying to eliminate the black marker— trying to eliminate the black market economy— trying to eliminate the black market economy or whatever. but but market economy or whatever. but bur-rs— market economy or whatever. but bur-rs n— market economy or whatever. but bur-rs n very— market economy or whatever. but bur-rs n very big- market economy or whatever. but but-is a very big issue. but no, this is a very big issue because this is a this to me is a propaganda piece because it's trying push towards the

trying to push towards the digital currency , because you digital currency, because you have all of the banks that are trying to bring in like brick coin, which is where the money stops being fiat currency and becomes essentially a programmable digital currency. yeah. which is then controlled unen— yeah. which is then controlled me i.— yeah. which is then controlled me in in — yeah. which is then controlled litter in it. yeah— yeah. which is then controlled litter in it. “411?" yes, litter in it. yeah. yes, emery.— litter in it. yeah. yes, exactly. but- litter in it. yeah. yes, exactly. but it's- litterin it. / yes, exactly. but it's not a distributed - exactly. but it's not a distributed ledger and that's the distributed ledger and that's rne issue— distributed ledger and that's rne .— distributed ledger and that's the issue . yeah.— distributed ledger and that's the issue . yeah. like because the issue. yeah. like because nnen— the issue. yeah. like because nnen yen— the issue. yeah. like because when you have— the issue. yeah. like because when you have bitcoin it's decentralised.— when you have bitcoin it's decentralised. so no, no one financier— decentralised. so no, no one financial institution is in eneree. — financial institution is in ennree. rr-s— financial institution is in charge. e 33rt:r"rt; t charge. it's more like nectar. but for the government, isn't it. yes, that's exactly it. yeah. and good enough. i agree. that's not good because that's when they can start programming. you good they were with you saw how good they were with test and if that's what test and trace, if that's what they're, know, if that's they're, you know, if that's how they're, you know, if that's how they do with that sort of thing. yeah. they lost a lot of money nin— yeah. they lost a lot of money nrrn rner— yeah. they lost a lot of money win in er— yeah. they lost a lot of money with that or wasted— “411?" they lost a lot of money with that or wasted lot of with that or wasted a lot of money— with that or wasted a lot of money-r- with that or wasted a lot of money-i don't. with that or wasted a lot of money-i don't if money with that. i don't know if it money with that. i don't know if rr wee— money with that. i don't know if rr newer— money with that. i don't know if it was digital or— money with that. i don't know if it was digital or real because i erweye— it was digital or real because i erweye-wnen— it was digital or real because i always when money is always think when the money is war— always think when the money is rner-yew-re— always think when the money is that-you're like,— always think when the money is that you're like, does that that big, you're like, does that money—er- that big, you're like, does that ney— rel that big, you're like, does that ney— in ii money physically exist or is it iner— money physically exist or is it twerlnwnner— money physically exist or is it justlnumber in— money physically exist or is it just number in hardly any just a number in hardly any money— just a number in hardly any money-exists. l just a number in hardly any. money-exists. this just a number in hardly any- money-exists. this is money physically exists. this is he— money physically exists. this is rye-sene— money physically exists. this is rye-none en— money physically exists. this is i've-some on my— money physically exists. this is i've some on my whole side i've got some on my whole side table that's, you know, that's that's about it for the of

that's about it for the whole of the nation, know whole that's about it for the whole of thrthe tion, know whole that's about it for the whole of thrthe nation know whole that's about it for the whole of thrthe nation downw whole that's about it for the whole of thrthe nation down the whole that's about it for the whole of thrthe nation down the back ole that's about it for the whole of thrthe nation down the back of of the nation down the back of the nation sofas. i can understand— the nation sofas. i can understand why- 3 i can understand why you the nation sofas. i can understand why you the understand why you bolted the fact understand why you bolted the we we— understand why you bolted the fact that things— understand why you bolted the fact that things are on the nene. — fact that things are on the nene. rnen— fact that things are on the mend. then if— fact that things are on the mend. then if all we've got is wner-e— mend. then if all we've got is wner-e en— mend. then if all we've got is wner-e en yew— mend. then if all we've got is what's on your whole table, it's not what's on your whole table, it's nor—weed— what's on your whole table, it's nor—used re- what's on your whole table, it's nor—used w r- what's on your whole table, it's not—used to i did. not much. we used to i did economics at back in the economics at a—level back in the mid 80s and there m1, mid early 80s and there was m1, m2 m3. i think, which were m2 and m3. i think, which were the different money supplies and one included that the different money supplies and one in included that the different money supplies and one in circulation ded that the different money supplies and one in circulation that that the different money supplies and one in circulation that was that was in circulation that was thought to be a significant part of the amount of money. now that is already kind is virtually it's already kind of squeezed really. is virtually it's already kind ofjust squeezed really. is virtually it's already kind ofjust doesn'tezed really. is virtually it's already kind ofjust doesn't count. really. is virtually it's already kind ofjust doesn't count. nobody. it just doesn't count. nobody cares. album cares. it's like actual album sales you're talking about sales when you're talking about the you mean sales when you're talking about thejust you mean sales when you're talking about thejust downloads you mean sales when you're talking about thejust downloads andru mean it's just downloads and streaming? yeah, yeah. so i mean, i think i don't know whether bank of england is whether the bank of england is advocating saying advocating it or just saying brace because this is brace yourself because this is coming. but already a few weeks ago, how, coming. but already a few weeks ago, now, actually at ago, months ago now, actually at the i lost my wallet. and the time i lost my wallet. and while for my cards while i was waiting for my cards to had to to be replaced, i had to function on cash. and it was extraordinary the number of places that wouldn't it. places that wouldn't take it. actual central london. actual pubs in central london. i a wine bar in edinburgh i was in a wine bar in edinburgh and— i was in a wine bar in edinburgh end-dent— i was in a wine bar in edinburgh and-don't take- i was in a wine bar in edinburgh and don't take cash and said, we don't take cash anymore-said,- and said, we don't take cash anymore. said, well, anymore. and i said, well, yew-re— anymore. and i said, well, yew-rendering- anymore. and i said, well, you're getting paid the

you're not getting paid for the drinks.— you're not getting paid for the drinks-walked- you're not getting paid for the drinks. walked out. yeah drinks. and i walked out. yeah cray— drinks. and i walked out. yeah crazy-nave— drinks. and i walked out. yeah crazy-nave a— drinks. and i walked out. yeah crazy.-have a look- drinks. and i walked out. yeah crazy. have a look at the crazy. let's have a look at the near— crazy. let's have a look at the near nonr— crazy. let's have a look at the next front page. _ crazy. let's have a look at the next front page. �*vw�*33 crazy. let's have a look at the next front page. �*vw�*3 next front page. what else we got the daily mail. so this is about text message that's about this text message that's meant coming through to us meant to be coming through to us 3 this sunday. it's so 3 pm. this sunday. it's so specific, isn't 3 p.m. this sunday. it's so specific, isn't it?- 3 pm. this sunday. it's so specific, isn't it?-very,| specific, isn't it? it's very, very— specific, isn't it? it's very, very-rne- specific, isn't it? it's very, very-the thing. specific, isn't it? it's very, very-the thing i very specific. the thing that i worry— very specific. the thing that i worry aneur— very specific. the thing that i worry about this— very specific. the thing that i worry about this is what do you do worry about this is what do you are n— worry about this is what do you are n year— worry about this is what do you are n year-re— worry about this is what do you do if your-is on- worry about this is what do you do if your is on silent? do if your phone is on silent? it do if your phone is on silent? r wu— do if your phone is on silent? rr will happen— do if your phone is on silent? it will happen anyway.- do if your phone is on silent? it will happen anyway. just it will happen anyway. yeah. yeah. so should will happen anyway. yeah. yeah. so-should.then- will happen anyway. yeah. yeah.| so-should.then moving so people should be then moving to so people should be then moving re-rnerr— so people should be then moving re-rnerr pere— so people should be then moving to-their pets and— so people should be then moving to their pets and children to put their pets and children ana— to put their pets and children and eraerry— to put their pets and children and elderly relatives another to put their pets and children and elsoly relatives another to put their pets and children and elso they'reives another to put their pets and children and elso they're not another to put their pets and children and elso they're not freakedier to put their pets and children and elso they're not freaked out room. so they're not freaked out by men.— room. so they're not freaked out by rnen. we. — room. so they're not freaked out by them. no. because have we had a preview— by them. no. because have we had a review new— by them. no. because have we had a preview how high— by them. no. because have we had a preview how high pitched or new— a preview how high pitched or new-rne. — a preview how high pitched or new-rne. r— a preview how high pitched or how-the. i have- a preview how high pitched or how-the. i have no. a preview how high pitched or how the. : how noisy the. i have no idea. i'm imagining if i'm imagining something. if there's that goes there's a fire alarm that goes off quite regularly, off here quite regularly, isn't there? this is there? there's a test. this is a test and it sounds really cold war ish. do you think it will say that, you know, that sort of thing? yeah, i might just say i nave— thing? yeah, i might just say i nave-cann— thing? yeah, i might just say i naweleaen. r— thing? yeah, i might just say i have .cash. i have- thing? yeah, i might just say i have .cash. i have no- 3g7 yeah, i might just say i have cash. i have no cash. have no cash. i have no cash. i nan-r— have no cash. i have no cash. i den-r knew.— have no cash. i have no cash. i den-r knew. r— have no cash. i have no cash. i don't know. i hadn't— have no cash. i have no cash. i don't know. i hadn't heard. i sort of vaguely heard about it and ignored it. this is the first time really looked at first time i've really looked at it. apparently to it. but apparently it's not to help find lost phones, is help people find lost phones, is it? it's something to do with abusive relationships. again, for time. well, as

for the second time. well, as you for the second time. well, as. yea—pnenee: you described in burner phones, wnren—rr- you described in burner phones, wnren—rr wael which i'd never heard, it was very:— which i'd never heard, it was very-waryreea- which i'd never heard, it was very, holyrood been very, very holyrood been educated. _ very, very holyrood been educated. very, very holyrood been- educated. iknow what a burner educated. i know what a burner is. yeah. in the dark ways. well, yeah, is. yeah. in the dark ways. weu, yean ne— yeah. 3 r:we well, yeah, no, absolutely. yeah. 3 r:3e. well, yeah, no, absolutely. but anyone— well, yeah, no, absolutely. but any anar— well, yeah, no, absolutely. but anyone that has— well, yeah, no, absolutely. but anyone that has a— well, yeah, no, absolutely. but anyone that has a secret phone for whatever reason. so whether you're an adulterer or you're in a or a drug a bad way or you're a drug dealer or you just fancy two phones because like phones because you're like living you're living a duplicate life, you're going found which going to get found out, which probably you're a probably means you're a schizophrenic. then if you hide. but i mean, one i don't think is anrnrnwanre.— but i mean, one i don't think is unthinkable. i— but i mean, one i don't think is unthinkable. i haven't got this, but-occasionally- unthinkable. i haven't got this, but occasionally thought but i have occasionally thought it but i have occasionally thought rr-aarre— but i have occasionally thought rr-aarre nanny:- it would be quite handy, array:— it would be quite handy, actually,-one. it would be quite handy,- actually,-one phone, it would be quite handy, actualwould one phone, it would be quite handy, actualwould be one phone, it would be quite handy, actualwould be afne phone, it would be quite handy, actualwould be a number. a, it would be quite handy, actualwould be a number. you which would be a number. you wowe— which would be a number. you would iner— which would be a number. you would we owe— which would be a number. you would just give to— which would be a number. you would just give to a small numero— would just give to a small narnern or— would just give to a small number of people who they really needed—can- number of people who they really needed—can turn- number of people who they really needed can turn the needed you. so you can turn the one— needed you. so you can turn the other-completely. - needed you. so you can turn the other completely. if you other one off completely. if you wanr. —rr— other one off completely. if you want. _it would- other one off completely. if you want. i be - it would - other one off completely. if you want. i be - reverse ild - other one off completely. if you want. i be - reverse of - other one off completely. if you want. be reverse of a actually be the reverse of a burner— actually be the reverse of a burner nefarious. it would actually be the reverse of a builike nefarious. it would actually be the reverse of a builike myiefarious. it would actually be the reverse of a builike my wifeious. it would actually be the reverse of a builike my wife and it would actually be the reverse of a builike my wife and parentsd be like my wife and parents wowe— be like my wife and parents would nave— be like my wife and parents would have-so- be like my wife and parents would have that. so like a microphone and then a circle phone. yeah. yeah. > circle phone. yeah. yeah. okay > circle of phone. yeah. yeah. okay > circle or-rnar-e— phone. yeah. yeah. okay > circle or-rnar-e nann— phone. yeah. yeah. okay > circle of-that's right. i— phone. yeah. yeah. okay > circle of-that's right. i mean,- of life. that's right. i mean, anyway. — of life. that's right. i mean, anyway. wen.— of life. that's right. i mean, anyway. well,-is- of life. that's right. i mean,- anyway. well,-is obviously anyway. well, this is obviously because want bring because as they want to bring in the same that the the same system that the japanese where where north japanese have where where north korea do missile korea decided to do missile tests, an alert to all tests, they send an alert to all their at once their citizens all at once saying a missile has been saying a missile has just been fired country.

fired over our country. everybody that's everybody duck. so that's exaewy—roi exactly why they want to bring rnre— exactly why they want to bring rnre-rnrnw— exactly why they want to bring this-think it's- this in. and i think it's because— this in. and i think it's because obviously the situation in because obviously the situation rn ukraine:— because obviously the situation in ukraine, people aren't too happy— in ukraine, people aren't too nappy wran— in ukraine, people aren't too happy with how_ in ukraine, people aren't too happy with how it's going. right i'm happy with how it's going. right m sorry. — happy with how it's going. right m sorry. wow— happy with how it's going. right i'm sorry. how does— happy with how it's going. right i'm sorry. how does this- happy with how it's going. right i'm sorry. how does this relate to ukraine? because if russia if rnrnee— to ukraine? because if russia if things escalate— to ukraine? because if russia if things escalate to— to ukraine? because if russia if things escalate to a— 3rt7 because if russia if things escalate to a certain erraarron— things escalate to a certain erraarron r— things escalate to a certain situation, i do— things escalate to a certain situation, i do believe that the unrea— situation, i do believe that the united kingdom _ situation, i do believe that the united kingdom government are worried— united kingdom government are worried anar— united kingdom government are worried that we're— united kingdom government are worried that we're going to have nreeiee— worried that we're going to have missiles lobbed_ worried that we're going to have missiles lobbed our way, which is missiles lobbed our way, which n wny— missiles lobbed our way, which n wny rney— missiles lobbed our way, which is why they want— missiles lobbed our way, which is why they want to test this enrrre— is why they want to test this entire system. _ is why they want to test this entire system. t gt. entire system. so once we get worried, we get but they know the system works because they've worried, we get but they know the stittem works because they've worried, we get but they know the stittencinemaslecause they've worried, we get but they know the stittencinemas before. �*iey've worried, we get but they know the stittencinemas before. nowa done it in cinemas before. now they be one where done it in cinemas before. nowi they-be one where there they used to be one where there was-aawen— they used to be one where there was-advert and- they used to be one where there was-advert and it- they used to be one where there was advert and it was was a cinema advert and it was wre— was a cinema advert and it was awe zo— was a cinema advert and it was like 20 seconds— was a cinema advert and it was like 20 seconds of— was a cinema advert and it was like 20 seconds of pov or just anwne— like 20 seconds of pov or just driving down— like 20 seconds of pov or just driving down a— like 20 seconds of pov or just driving down a motorway. and rnen— driving down a motorway. and rnen rney— driving down a motorway. and then they created a thing where everyone's phone— then they created a thing where everyone's phone suddenly erearea— everyone's phone suddenly erearea a— everyone's phone suddenly created a text— everyone's phone suddenly created a text alert. even if rney— created a text alert. even if rney eer— created a text alert. even if rney eer ir— created a text alert. even if rney eer rr ro— created a text alert. even if they set it to silent and eweonery— they set it to silent and everyone checks their phone and as rney— everyone checks their phone and as rney rook— everyone checks their phone and as they look down,— everyone checks their phone and as they look down, bang, you go inro— as they look down, bang, you go no we— as they look down, bang, you go no we back— as they look down, bang, you go into the back of— as they look down, bang, you go into the back of something on the into the back of something on we ornerna— into the back of something on the cinema. that's true . and it the cinema. that's true. and it une— the cinema. that's true. and it awe .— the cinema. that's true. and it was like , this— the cinema. that's true. and it was like , this is— the cinema. that's true. and it was like , this is what will was like, this is what will nappen— was like, this is what will nappen n— was like, this is what will happen if you— was like, this is what will happen if you check your phone, if you— happen if you check your phone, if you n— happen if you check your phone, if you if you— happen if you check your phone, if you if you eer— happen if you check your phone, if you if you get terrifying. it a rearw— if you if you get terrifying. it was a really clever advert about

road— was a really clever advert about road earery. — was a really clever advert about road safety. yeah.— was a really clever advert about road safety. yeah. so they can do rnre. — road safety. yeah. so they can do rnre. rney— road safety. yeah. so they can do this. they can— road safety. yeah. so they can do this. they can override it. wnar—rnel what have we got on the guardian— what have we got on the guardian? that- what have we got on the guardian? that like guardian? that looks like ernrerer— guardian? that looks like sinister-as- guardian? that looks like sinister as well? cj3 sinister stuff as well? oh, wen.— sinister stuff as well? oh, worn-we— sinister stuff as well? oh, well,-we have- sinister stuff as well? oh, well, we have energy firms well, here we have energy firms face kerbs on forced metre installations. this is people installations. so this is people using warrants pushing their way into people's houses to install prepaid metres. yeah. and rney-re— prepaid metres. yeah. and rney-re arso— prepaid metres. yeah. and they're also going- prepaid metres. yeah. and they're also going to- r: yeah. and they're also going to be wearing bony— they're also going to be wearing noay earnerae— they're also going to be wearing noay . — they're also going to be wearing body cameras . but— they're also going to be wearing body cameras . body cameras. but obviously this is an issue because a lot of people are saying , well, what people are saying, well, what about the elderly? what you're just going to smash down their door because you want to put in a it's pretty a gas metre? it's pretty horrendous. so the that horrendous. so the idea is that rney— horrendous. so the idea is that theli—pre-paymeritl they need to be pre—payment neeaaee— they need to be pre—payment because-people- they need to be pre—payment because people who because these are people who nave— because these are people who nawe nor— because these are people who nawe nor reor— because these are people who have not kept pace with the nano— have not kept pace with the rising energy— have not kept pace with the rising energy prices and they arelroneer— rising energy prices and they are-longer able- rising energy prices and they are longer able to pay. but are no longer able to pay. but rney-re— are no longer able to pay. but rney-re gearing— are no longer able to pay. but they're getting free gas. yeah i nean-rne— they're getting free gas. yeah i mean,-the other- they're getting free gas. yeah i mean, the other thing mean, that is the other thing rnar— mean, that is the other thing war-were— mean, that is the other thing that were saying, wasn't it, that we were saying, wasn't it, eraeee — that we were saying, wasn't it, eraeee wow— that we were saying, wasn't it, bruce? how sort— that we were saying, wasn't it, bruce? how sort of- that we were saying, wasn't it, bruce? �*" bruce? how sort of what if they're stealing gas, stealing, stealing stealing stealing gas and stealing electricity? yeah. so then. so sav— electricity? yeah. so then. so eay r— electricity? yeah. so then. so eay r-ereaune— electricity? yeah. so then. so say i-stealing-youl electricity? yeah. so then. so say i-stealing-you ,| say i was stealing from you, when— say i was stealing from you, wnren r— say i was stealing from you, which i never— say i was stealing from you, which i never will, by the way, because— which i never will, by the way, because ithink— which i never will, by the way, because think we're on. �*rw�*rt;tt because i think we're on. well, yore— because i think we're on. well, yr nor— because i think we're on. well, you're not close— because i think we're on. well, you're not close enough of a neighbour. no, no. neighbour. i think. no, no, no. but just mean in general

but i'm. i just mean in general rnar— but i'm. i just mean in general rnar n— but i'm. i just mean in general that if someone— but i'm. i just mean in general that if someone is— but i'm. i just mean in general that if someone is stealing, rnen— that if someone is stealing, rnen rr-e— that if someone is stealing, then it's your— that if someone is stealing, then it's your built. i mean rnar— then it's your built. i mean that-would— then it's your built. i mean that would annoying. that that would be annoying. wean. — that that would be annoying. wean. -know— that that would be annoying. yeah. _know-or- that that would be annoying. i yeah. _know-or how that that would be annoying. . yeah. _know-or how it yeah. i don't know how or how it works exactly. sometimes when you these things, you dig down into these things, it's like finer it's a much like finer distinction . i'm not sure distinction. i'm not sure there's like roving gangs of thugs breaking into people's houses to have houses and forcing them to have new metres. i mean, we had a smart metre recently. we're not talking that, we? talking about that, are we? talking about payment? energy payment these are payment is quite bad. these are the old fashioned £0.50 and the metre thing boys metre ones. but the thing boys i seem to remember and i don't know if it was on the news in scotland, there were people battering right? scotland, there were people batt know, right? scotland, there were people batt know, people right? scotland, there were people batt know, people from ight? scotland, there were people batt know, people from the ? scotland, there were people batt know, people from the energy you know, people from the energy eoanonree— you know, people from the energy eoanonree in— you know, people from the energy companies in which— you know, people from the energy companies in which to install rneee— companies in which to install. rneee—nawe companies in which to install. these sort—have companies in which to install these sort warrant have companies in which to install these sort warrant to have companies in which to install these sort warrant to it. ave companies in which to install these sort warrant to it. legal sort of warrant to it. so trey— legal sort of warrant to it. so aney nave— legal sort of warrant to it. so now they have to _ legal sort of warrant to it. so now they have to wear- legal sort of warrant to it. so now they have to wear body cams. that's interesting. i hope this is going to provide amusing and entertaining series footage entertaining a series of footage on american on youtube as the american police to . sure it's quite police ones to. sure it's quite an genre that is. and an addictive genre that is. and there's an interesting photograph there, but we'll be doing we finish off doing that later. we finish off with daily star in this with the daily star in this section quickly. yeah, this section very quickly. yeah, this is section very quickly. yeah, this re naereauy— section very quickly. yeah, this is basically space— section very quickly. yeah, this is basically space travel- is basically space travel will pronanry— is basically space travel will probably cause— is basically space travel will probably cause you to go blind.

oh, probably cause you to go blind. on. okay— probably cause you to go blind. on. okay .— probably cause you to go blind. on. okay . r— probably cause you to go blind. oh, okay . i think— probably cause you to go blind. oh, okay . i think that's it. oh, okay. i think that's it. wow.— oh, okay. i think that's it. now, actually,— oh, okay. i think that's it. now, actually, to be honest with you.— now, actually, to be honest with you. wean— now, actually, to be honest with you. wean nasa— now, actually, to be honest with you. yeah nasa warns that space waver— you. yeah nasa warns that space rrawer wru— you. yeah nasa warns that space travel will make— you. yeah nasa warns that space travel will make you go googly eyed— travel will make you go googly eyea rack— travel will make you go googly eyea rack of— travel will make you go googly eyed lack of gravity. r/rt;3 3 eyed lack of gravity. wow. yeah anar— eyed lack of gravity. wow. yeah that makes sense. eyed lack of gravity. r/rt;3 3 because, eyed lack of gravity. “4113" because, you that makes sense. because, you know.— that makes sense. because, you know. you — that makes sense. because, you know. you your— that makes sense. because, you know. you your eyes— that makes sense. because, you know, you your eyes like- because, you know, you your eyes like your reana— know, you your eyes like your rerrna can— know, you your eyes like your retina can detach— know, you your eyes like your retina can detach when you go bungee— retina can detach when you go bungee jumping- — retina can detach when you go bungee jumping. so it wouldn't surprise— bungee jumping. so it wouldn't surprise me— bungee jumping. so it wouldn't surprise me n— bungee jumping. so it wouldn't surprise me if when go , they surprise me if when you go, they —any— surprise me if when you go, they —any rnrow- surprise me if when you go, they can _you throw-ifl can detach. if you throw up, if you've to drink. you've had too much to drink. yes, there we go. yeah. retinas. you can burst. blood jolt a tram retinas. you can burst. blood jolt-a tram that— retinas. you can burst. blood jolt-a tram that will- retinas. you can burst. blood jolt-a tram that will do- 3rt. /rtr t 3 blood jolt a tram that will do it. jolt in a tram that will do it. wean. — jolt in a tram that will do it. wean. wean.— jolt in a tram that will do it. yeah. yeah. some- jolt in a tram that will do it. yeah. yeah. some people bend ro— yeah. yeah. some people bend o per— yeah. yeah. some people bend over to put-socks- yeah. yeah. some people bend over to put socks in over to put their socks on in we— over to put their socks on in rne—rne- over to put their socks on in the _the little | over to put their socks on in- the _the little tykes the morning and the little tykes just the morning and the little tykes ire—baw— the morning and the little tykes iaer—naenlrne- just fall off the back of the eye. — just fall off the back of the eye. r— just fall off the back of the eye. r-wnar.- just fall off the back of the eye. r-wnar. - just fall off the back of the eye. i what. �*vw�*3 just fall off the back of the- eye. i-what. what does eye. i mean, what. what does rnn— eye. i mean, what. what does this about tourism? this say about space tourism? hey, you get all the way up there then you can't see there and then you can't see anything. william shatner enioyea— enjoyed himself. even so, moron.— enjoyed himself. even so,| moron—yon though, didn't he? do you. remember—with though, didn't he? do you- remember_with with remember he went out with with ween-e— remember he went out with with waste-wink.— remember he went out with with musk's-think, or- remember he went out with with musk's think, or was musk's thing, i think, or was it the musk's thing, i think, or was it rne-raw— musk's thing, i think, or was it rne-rawlwae- musk's thing, i think, or was it the-lawlwas it- musk's thing, i think, or was it the law was it bezos? the other law or was it bezos? he the other law or was it bezos? we nrenr— the other law or was it bezos? we nrenr-neen- the other law or was it bezos? he might been bezos. the other law or was it bezos? he might-been bezos. he he might have been bezos. no, he went— he might have been bezos. no, he want our— he might have been bezos. no, he went oar-rezon— he might have been bezos. no, he went out-bezos. yeah.- went out with bezos. yeah. anyway that's the - yeah. anyway that's the front page. vow-we — anyway that's the front page. you've seen two— anyway that's the front page. you've seen two coming up. we've got snooker, shenanigans, eoronaronr— coronation, kyiv and some worrying— coronation, kyiv and some worrying issues, coronation, kyiv and some- worrying-issues,lrecipe coronation, kyiv and some w0idisaster issues, recipe coronation, kyiv and some w0idisaster . issues, recipe coronation, kyiv and some w0idisaster. i'llssues, recipe coronation, kyiv and some w0idisaster. i'll seees, recipe coronation, kyiv and some w0idisaster. i'll see you recipe coronation, kyiv and some w0idisaster. i'll see you in:ipe for disaster. i'll see you in a eoanre— for disaster. i'll see you in a eoaore or— for disaster. i'll see you in a couple of minutes .

90 plus 18 is 108, £108 gets it. of 90 plus 18 is 108, £108 gets it. or anae— 90 plus 18 is 108, £108 gets it. or that air.— 90 plus 18 is 108, £108 gets it. of that bill. have— 90 plus 18 is 108, £108 gets it. of that bill. have that. - 90 plus 18 is 108, £108 gets it. t. brian, of that bill. have that. brian, you're listening ._ of that bill. have that. brian, you're listening . to- of that bill. have that. brian, you're listening . to and- t. brian, you're listening . to and we're you're listening. to and we're back. — you're listening. to and we're back. eeon— you're listening. to and we're back. good evening- you're listening. to and we're back. e: 3 3g t 333 3 back. good evening once again. welcome back to headliners simon evans here, diane spencer and bruce devlin behind the big desk. so let's continue with the stories have, news from the stories we have, news from the crucible now telegraph. crucible now in the telegraph. diane, the snooker venue, that is not the about teenage is not the play about teenage hysteria, come to think hysteria, though. come to think of it . well, yes. so just stop. of it. well, yes. so just stop. oil protester jumps on table at world snooker championship. so the just stop oil. people are at it again. they seem to hate anything with frames . so i think anything with frames. so i think we need to look out for them. at window shops climb playgrounds, specsavers and specsavers. yes, definitely opticians. so these people, in an effort to save the planet , decided to ruin the planet, decided to ruin the snooken planet, decided to ruin the snooker. now i can't quite see the connection, but there we go. so they they leapt up and they

caused everyone to miss their cue . and i think some of the cue. and i think some of the snooker players were upset. it wasn't cocaine because we're not totally sure what the powder was. oh, was it ovaltine? was it erroneo— was. oh, was it ovaltine? was it eraenea an— was. oh, was it ovaltine? was it crushed up orange— was. oh, was it ovaltine? was it crushed up orange . _ oh, was it ovaltine? was it crushed up orange . cj3 crushed up orange. oh, i think it wa— crushed up orange. oh, i think it a— crushed up orange. oh, i think it was a chromatic , like it was it was a chromatic, like it was a powdered paint, wasn't it, from taken from his from probably taken from his nursery imagine nursery, i would imagine something that. like something like that. like genuinely i 3g t like genuinely i understand these peoore— genuinely i understand these people are— genuinely i understand these people are passionate and i get war.— people are passionate and i get rnar. nar— people are passionate and i get rnar. ear r— people are passionate and i get that. but i don't— people are passionate and i get that. but i don't understand wnar— that. but i don't understand wnar-eorne- that. but i don't understand wnar-eorneleerl that. but i don't understand what going get out that. but i don't understand. what-goinglget out of what you're going to get out of pouring— what you're going to get out of pouring-we— what you're going to get out of pouring-the-halll what you're going to get out ofi pouring-the-hall in pouring milk in the food hall in narrowe— pouring milk in the food hall in narrate—we- harrods. and what's the obsession— harrods. and what's the. obsession _why harrods. and what's the- obsession _why they obsession with glue? why they glueing— obsession with glue? why they glueing everything to everything obsession with glue? why they gluelig everything to everything obsession with glue? why they gluelig e\the:hing to everything obsession with glue? why they gluelig e\the police» everything obsession with glue? why they gluelig e\the police inverything obsession with glue? why they gluelig e\the police in izrything obsession with glue? why they gluelig e\the police in i thinkig and i saw the police in i think it and i saw the police in i think rr wa— and i saw the police in i think rr span— and i saw the police in i think it was spain and— and i saw the police in i think it was spain and they'd glued rneneewee— it was spain and they'd glued themselves to— it was spain and they'd glued themselves to the ground and the porreenen— themselves to the ground and the policemen iner— themselves to the ground and the policemen just ripped up the nan— policemen just ripped up the nan-rnoaenr- policemen just ripped up the hat.-thought we- policemen just ripped up the hat. thought we need more hat. and i thought we need more of hat. and i thought we need more or—neea— hat. and i thought we need more or—neea a— hat. and i thought we need more or—neea a row- hat. and i thought we need more of_need a bit more. of that. you need a bit more. but of course, it wasn't glue to the suppose that the base. i suppose that probably have worked. probably wouldn't have worked. i mean, suppose this occasion mean, i suppose on this occasion it probably the it is probably because the snooker unique in snooker is virtually unique in being actually still quite a significant life. spectator sport low levels sport with very low levels of security hard run security be quite hard to run onto fa cup onto the pitch at the fa cup final get very far. but you final and get very far. but you sit down on the pitch in wembley, you're not going to create know,

create much havoc, you know, but you think well they've you would think as well they've obviously the research obviously done the research or they older person they have an older person helping them because snooker, i'm sure has i'm not necessarily sure has such follow they such a young follow because they all no, all seem quite young. no, they'll people. they'll just annoy old people. absolutely nobody absolutely nobody. nobody is going about it going to think twice about it except of own kind except a few of their own kind of mates home watching it. of mates at home watching it. well, just specifically well, just stop oil specifically rareer— well, just stop oil specifically ranger people— well, just stop oil specifically ranger peopre ar— well, just stop oil specifically target people at universities ana— target people at universities ana-rnar— target people at universities and-that they- target people at universities and that they advertise and the way that they advertise to and the way that they advertise ro peopre. — and the way that they advertise ro peopie-ao- to people, they they do aawenree— to people, they they do advertise to _ to people, they they do advertise to student unions. t hey— advertise to student unions. rney want— advertise to student unions. they want-show- advertise to student unions. they want-show the- advertise to student unions. they want to show the clip. we've got the clip. oh jumping on the table so people won't have our word for it . have to take our word for it. i'm know what that was i'm quite know what that was for.— i'm quite know what that was for. on— i'm quite know what that was for. on eer— i'm quite know what that was for. oh get him— i'm quite know what that was for. oh get him off . these for. oh get him off. these renne— for. oh get him off. these terrible, terrible scenes here at terrible, terrible scenes here ar rne— terrible, terrible scenes here at the crucible _ terrible, terrible scenes here at the crucible ._ terrible, terrible scenes here at the crucible . - terrible, terrible scenes here at the crucible . : at the crucible. how does that genuinely make anybody think, oh, do you know what? we should stop oil it doesn't. _ oh, do you know what? we should stop oil it doesn't. that's- oh, do you know what? we should stop oil it doesn't. that's not r— stop oil it doesn't. that's not even i mean, snooker. snooker is like one of the lowest impact sports. you can play, isn't it really? i mean, once you've got your cue, they even nowadays, they of out they make the balls out of out of a friend of mine

of plastic. a friend of mine was telling used to be made telling me they used to be made out apparently we used out of ivory. apparently we used to kill 12 million elephants a year what no, year or something. what no, 12,000. million. year or something. what no, 12,000.elephants million. year or something. what no, 12,000.elephants a million. year or something. what no, 12,000.elephants a year. on. year or something. what no, 12,000.elephants a year. just 12,000 elephants a year. just for. for snooker and billiard balls really? yeah. balls here. really? yeah. i think that was a time ago, think that was a long time ago, but, balls and but, yeah, billiard balls and pianos. come on. yeah, there's probably a other sort of probably a few other sort of tidbits, suppose. weren't tidbits, i suppose. weren't there? like, you there? it was probably like, you know, down know, you work your way down gradually. but gradually. yeah, yeah, yeah. but but i i think we're but yeah, i mean i think we're all on the same page with that one me to over to the one for me to get over to the daily mail now, bruce and sadiq khan says lower pollution will put lead in our pencils instead . yes, there is fury as sadiq wnan— . yes, there is fury as sadiq khan defends— . yes, there is fury as sadiq khan defends his- yes, there is fury as sadiq khan defends his hated ulez. how did khan defends his hated ulez. how are you— khan defends his hated ulez. how are you say— khan defends his hated ulez. how are you say anar— khan defends his hated ulez. how did you say that ?_ khan defends his hated ulez. how did you say that ? ulez ulez did you say that? ulez ulez urrz. — did you say that? ulez ulez urrz. er— did you say that? ulez ulez urrz. or you— did you say that? ulez ulez ulez. or you lose you lose epnon— ulez. or you lose you lose expansion scheme by claiming it will expansion scheme by claiming it wru ewe— expansion scheme by claiming it will give nen— expansion scheme by claiming it will give men higher sperm corner— will give men higher sperm counts because— will give men higher sperm counts because of a cut in air pouarron. — counts because of a cut in air pollution. yeah,— counts because of a cut in air pollution. yeah, he's playing very— pollution. yeah, he's playing very neon— pollution. yeah, he's playing very noon on— pollution. yeah, he's playing very much on a— pollution. yeah, he's playing very much on a tender , a sore very much on a tender, a sore epon— very much on a tender, a sore epor. nar— very much on a tender, a sore epor. ear r— very much on a tender, a sore spot. but i thought. i thought in— spot. but i thought. i thought in nor— spot. but i thought. i thought r-n nor saying— spot. but i thought. i thought i'm not saying i'm pro pollution or anyrnrne— i'm not saying i'm pro pollution or anything like— i'm not saying i'm pro pollution or anything like that, but we're aways— or anything like that, but we're always being— or anything like that, but we're always being-that- or anything like that, but we're always being that we're always being told that we're over populated— always being told that we're over populated and all this kind of over populated and all this kind or-eaaaenry.— over populated and all this kind of-suddenly,-we. of stuff. so suddenly, are we overpopulated_

of stuff. so suddenly, are we overpopulated under overpopulated or are we under. we-u— overpopulated or are we under. we-u ne— overpopulated or are we under. we-u be coming— overpopulated or are we under. we'll be coming up— overpopulated or are we under. we'll be coming up to- overpopulated or are we under. we'll be coming up to that- overpopulated or are we under. we'll be coming up to that very shortly. individual shortly. but i think individual men to think men probably do like to think that file that they could file the children if they wanted children if they if they wanted to. that's probably not to. i think that's probably not controversial. it's saying here to. i think that's probably not cont aversial. it's saying here to. i think that's probably not cont a versirstudy; saying here to. i think that's probably not cont aversirstudy byiying here to. i think that's probably not cont aversirstudy by imperiale that a new study by imperial correpe— that a new study by imperial college london— that a new study by imperial college london showed that air pouarron— college london showed that air pouarron can— college london showed that air pollution can damage testicles ana— pollution can damage testicles and—grown- pollution can damage testicles and—growth right. pollution can damage testicles and growth right now. and stunt lung growth right now. and a— and stunt lung growth right now. and rr ean— and stunt lung growth right now. and it can also— and stunt lung growth right now. and it can also increase the new— and it can also increase the new or— and it can also increase the risk of miscarriages and aenenrra. — risk of miscarriages and dementia. now, i didn't know any of dementia. now, i didn't know any or rnar. — dementia. now, i didn't know any or rnar. wor— dementia. now, i didn't know any of that. not good.— dementia. now, i didn't know any of that. \rrtr g: ”r3rt.t; dementia. now, i didn't know any of that. \rrtrt g: ”r3rt.t; of that. not good. there's no question it's not good. the question it's not good. the question is, just how bad is it in moment are in london at the moment or are they trying to life they just trying to make life hell for certain sectors of society taking the society who are taking it on the chin.7 know, we're not being chin.7 you know, we're not being given many other options. i mean, if you're the sort of person who does need to drive to get or indeed to go from get to work or indeed to go from job you're not really job to job, you're not really being awful of being given an awful lot of other moment are other options at the moment are you know, we have not got the infrastructure to support all you know, we have not got the infras'electric to support all you know, we have not got the infras'electric vehicles rt all you know, we have not got the infras'electric vehicles we're these electric vehicles we're supposed to. i mean, supposed to convert to. i mean, mr is cherry supposed to convert to. i mean, mr-is cherry picking- supposed to convert to. i mean, mr-is cherry picking the. mr khan is cherry picking the evidence— mr khan is cherry picking the evidence supports cause evidence that supports his cause and he— evidence that supports his cause and he has— evidence that supports his cause and he has insisted the ulez project— and he has insisted the ulez project wm— and he has insisted the ulez project will save— and he has insisted the ulez project will save lives, as he says— project will save lives, as he says ,— project will save lives, as he says , as— project will save lives, as he says , as 4000— project will save lives, as he says , as 4000 londoners die from says, as 4000 londoners die from air pollution.— says, as 4000 londoners die from air pollution. you— says, as 4000 londoners die from air pollution. you know, those aooo— air pollution. you know, those aooo ._ air pollution. you know, those aooo . know—

air pollution. you know, those 4000 i know exactly which 4000 they— 4000 i know exactly which 4000 they — 4000 i know exactly which 4000 aaey they-ae— 4000 i know exactly which 4000 they are. they're the ones seaside— they are. they're the ones outside the _ they are. they're the ones outside the pub smoking. i see them,— outside the pub smoking. i see them, has— outside the pub smoking. i see them, has ef— outside the pub smoking. i see them, half of them saint them, half of them outside saint mamas-s. — them, half of them outside saint thomas's. half— them, half of them outside saint thomas's. half them are thomas's. half of them are sea—sesaay | nurses, just puffing away. they-ae—aaei nurses, just puffing away. - they-ae—ae gang nurses, just puffing away. - theylte_are going nurses, just puffing away. - they it is_are going nurses, just puffing away. - they it is wishful-are going nurses, just puffing away. they . g |oing to. it is wishful thinking. there's a bright i'm there's a bright resident. i'm well that brighton council there's a bright resident. i'm vwery that brighton council there's a bright resident. i'm vwery tiof brighton council there's a bright resident. i'm vwery tiof courseyn council there's a bright resident. i'm vwery tiof course they jncil , very green. of course they would everyone switch would love everyone to switch to electric there's roughly electric cars. there's roughly one charging point road and one charging point per road and most people haven't even got driveways everywhere. like i live trading driveways everywhere. like i live-trading estate.- live near a trading estate. there-s— live near a trading estate. there-s ease— live near a trading estate. there's just everybody has got vaasa- aes— there's just everybody has got vaasa- tea ef- vans, there's a lot of tradespeople and they're going vans, there's a lot of trabe;people and they're going vans, there's a lot of trabe suddenly1d they're going vans, there's a lot of trabe suddenly chargede going vans, there's a lot of trabe suddenly charged likeing to be suddenly charged like meo— to be suddenly charged like was a— to be suddenly charged like was a day— to be suddenly charged like £12.50 a day just to park there. and— £12.50 a day just to park there. and these— £12.50 a day just to park there. the these ate— £12.50 a day just to park there. and these are the— £12.50 a day just to park there. and these are the few- £12.50 a day just to park there. and these are the few people who still go into london to do a day's the moment, day's work. at the moment, keeping going keeping a sandwich, shops going very terrain. metro very, very tricky terrain. metro now coronation news specifically a meat free tart with french origins . a meat free tart with french origins. diane a meat free tart with french origins . diane charles reveals origins. diane charles reveals a new meat free dish to replace coronation chicken. and it's french. so ideally,- i 3�* ti i" and it's french. so ideally, once i 3�* i i" and it's french. so ideally, once you hate— french. so ideally, once you hate ht,— french. so ideally, once you hate tt, yea— french. so ideally, once you hate tt, yet as— french. so ideally, once you make it, you go on strike. yeah. so make it, you go on strike. yeah. so thts— make it, you go on strike. yeah. so thts ts— make it, you go on strike. yeah. so thts ts a— make it, you go on strike. yeah. so this is a lovely— make it, you go on strike. yeah. so this is a lovely meat tart . so this is a lovely meat tart. veah. — so this is a lovely meat tart. veah. vea— so this is a lovely meat tart. yeah. you can't— so this is a lovely meat tart. yeah. 3 tit?" c so this is a lovely meat tart. yeah. 3 i " c t: yeah. you can't strike. find a tart. so this is a lovely yeah. 3 i " c t: so this is a lovely quiche tart. so this is a lovely quiche whteh— tart. so this is a lovely quiche whteh has— tart. so this is a lovely quiche

whteh has get— tart. so this is a lovely quiche which has got lots— so this is a lovely quiche which has got lots of vegetables in which has got lots of vegetables th ht.— which has got lots of vegetables th tt. tht— which has got lots of vegetables th h the th— which has got lots of vegetables in it. and in keeping with phase— in it. and in keeping with prince charles,- in it. and in keeping with prince charles, do talk to your vegetahtes— prince charles, do talk to your vegetables before _ prince charles, do talk to your vegetables before you put them in vegetables before you put them he the— vegetables before you put them he the aahehe— vegetables before you put them in the quiche. nice. and maybe once-made the- in the quiche. nice. and maybe once made the quiche, in the quiche. nice. and maybe once some made the quiche, in the quiche. nice. and maybe once some music. the quiche, in the quiche. nice. and maybe once some music. yeah. uiche, in the quiche. nice. and maybe once some music. yeah. ande, in the quiche. nice. and maybe once some music. yeah. and this play some music. yeah. and this is play some music. yeah. and this tslhtee— play some music. yeah. and this tslhtee way— play some music. yeah. and this tslhtee way te— play some music. yeah. and this islnice way to sort— play some music. yeah. and this is nice way to sort of is a nice way to sort of celebrate— is a nice way to sort of celebrate the- is a nice way to sort of celebrate the coronation. it's the— celebrate the coronation. it's the coronation— celebrate the coronation. it's the coronation chicken that is teptaethg. — the coronation chicken that is replacing. that— the coronation chicken that is replacing. that-for. the coronation chicken that is. replacing. that-for the replacing. that wasn't for the 53 coronation, was it.7 that it was. was it really. was it really? wow. because we'd already by then. yeah already lost india by then. yeah because the news because i listened to the news before came on. oh, okay. before we came on. oh, okay. and they come back in the nick of time. yeah i thought that was much thought must of time. yeah i thought that was much been thought must of time. yeah i thought that was much been victoriaght must of time. yeah i thought that was much been victoria or: must of time. yeah i thought that was much been victoria or something. have been victoria or something. no was. i'm sure it was no it was. i'm sure it was eaeeh— no it was. i'm sure it was eaeeh th— no it was. i'm sure it was queen. i'm quite- \t3 c i'm sure it was queen. i'm quite prepared to \3 c i'm sure it was queen. i'm quite prepared to be wash-e— queen. i'm quite prepared to be theta—thu- queen. i'm quite prepared to be wrong-_will-itl wrong. but then i will take it up wrong. but then i will take it up wtth— wrong. but then i will take it up with whoever— wrong. but then i will take it up with whoever read the news. no up with whoever read the news. has-enough.— up with whoever read the news. he-eheaeh th— up with whoever read the news. no enough. i'm sure was no fair enough. i'm sure it was eaeeh—tttst. - no fair enough. i'm sure it was queen—first. i- no fair enough. i'm sure it was| queen—first. i find queen elizabeth's first. i find it queen elizabeth's first. i find tt-sagaty.— queen elizabeth's first. i find tt-sagaty. the— queen elizabeth's first. i find it sugary. the coronation it very sugary. the coronation chicken like chicken these days. i don't like it. really? do you know. do you hate— it. really? do you know. do you hate year— it. really? do you know. do you make your own? _ it. really? do you know. do you make your own? -almost. make your own? it's almost a dessert, it? really do you dessert, isn't it? really do you make your own? no, i don't cook. no. oh, no, no. but i used. i used to be a bit of an aficionado of the soho sandwich bars younger. bars when i was younger. i could. digest, could could. i could digest, i could metabolise more safely, metabolise sugar more safely, but. and you had £800 in your pocket —

but. and you had £800 in your pocket? -absolutely.- pocket? no, absolutely. that's exactly celebrate. exactly how i would celebrate. and bars actually and sandwich bars is actually a sandwich euphemism and sandwich bars is actually a san some euphemism and sandwich bars is actually a sansome kind euphemism and sandwich bars is actually a sansome kind of euphemism and sandwich bars is actually a sansome kind of seedyihemism for some kind of seedy nightlife. no, no. this is the lunchtime. yeah, well, i can happen,— lunchtime. yeah, well, i can hahheh yea— lunchtime. yeah, well, i can happen, you know,- i yeah, well, i can happen, you know, it's a 24 hour a-stttthe— happen, you know, it's a 24 hour a-stttthg et— happen, you know, it's a 24 hour a-sitting or-for- happen, you know, it's a 24 hour a-sitting or-for an. a day sitting or indeed, for an eatty— a day sitting or indeed, for an eatty gest— a day sitting or indeed, for an eatty goat-a- a day sitting or indeed, for an eatty goat-a thy- a day sitting or indeed, for an early good a fry up over early good cook up a fry up over to the— early good cook up a fry up over to the guardian— early good cook up a fry up over to the guardian now, diane thaae— moore, coronation news, aaaatehtty— apparently miserable. hattyaaaaets- partypoopers are people, too. oh, the bbc oh, yes. well, the bbc are assaset— oh, yes. well, the bbc are accused . lacking - o" «33 well, the bbc are accused lacking impartiality accused of lacking impartiality in accused of lacking impartiality th tayat— accused of lacking impartiality in royal coverage.— accused of lacking impartiality in royal coverage. so the sahaatgh— in royal coverage. so the campaign group republic have shed— campaign group republic have shed a— campaign group republic have shed a hatt— campaign group republic have cited a poll that— campaign group republic have cited a poll that says that only tate— cited a poll that says that only tea at— cited a poll that says that only hats at aeaate— cited a poll that says that only 15% of people are— cited a poll that says that only 15% of people are vaguely thtetestet— 15% of people are vaguely interested in— 15% of people are vaguely interested in watching the saahataht— interested in watching the coronation open. now, let's just remember that— coronation open. now, let's just remember that the bbc are going to remember that the bbc are going ta shaw— remember that the bbc are going ta shah the— remember that the bbc are going to show the coronation. so tehahtts— to show the coronation. so republic are— to show the coronation. so republic are saying, oh, no, no, no, republic are saying, oh, no, no, ye hat— republic are saying, oh, no, no, no, you're not giving enough air the— no, you're not giving enough air the tat— no, you're not giving enough air the tat the— no, you're not giving enough air time for the people who don't want— time for the people who don't want ta— time for the people who don't want ta see— time for the people who don't want to see coronation. want to see the coronation. wett— want to see the coronation. thettlyaa— want to see the coronation. well,.you don't- want to see the coronation. well, you don't want to watch well, if you don't want to watch it, well, if you don't want to watch tt, aah-t— well, if you don't want to watch it, don't watch. _ well, if you don't want to watch it, don't watch. you're going to well, if you don't want to watch it, watching ch. you're going to well, if you don't want to watch it, watching somethingjoing to be watching something else ahyttay. — be watching something elsei ahyttay. —at be watching something else- ahyttay. —at the anyway. yeah, i think 15% of the aaaatattah— anyway. yeah, i think 15% of the population-quite- population is still quite a substantial— population is still quite ai substantial-than substantial it's better than great— substantial it's better thani great—he substantial it's better than great—he t great expectations, isn't it? i ththt— great expectations, isn't it? i ththt they-te— great expectations, isn't it? i think they're going - great expectations, isn't it? i think they're going to- great expectations, isn't it? i think they're going to really enjoy it. yeah. mean, that 15, enjoy it. yeah. i mean, that 15, they-te— enjoy it. yeah. i mean, that 15, they-te-have- enjoy it. yeah. i mean, that 15, they're-havellovelyl they're going to have a lovely the— they're going to have a lovely the . — they're going to have a lovely the . -a— they're going to have a lovely time. _a nice- they're going to have a lovely time. _a nice time- they're going to have a lovely- time . _a nice time watching time. i had a nice time watching the funeral . i mean, was sad, the funeral. i mean, it was sad, but a big group

but it was quite a big group community was community effort, you know, was among drank a lovely among friends. we drank a lovely black velvet it's called guinness and champagne cocktail. it was it was apparently a thing that was created for the funeral of edward the seventh, i think. anyway it it was a very anyway it was it was a very pleasant afternoon in many ways. and coronations do bring and i think coronations do bring the together a way the nation together in a way they people who they bring together people who don't anything don't normally have anything else much. and else in common very much. and it's well, it is nice when- i i 3g ixtis�* and it's well, it is nice when you have— it's well, it is nice when you have sat— it's well, it is nice when you have sat at— it's well, it is nice when you have sort of a— it's well, it is nice when you have sort of a big- it's well, it is nice when you have sort of a big national event— have sort of a big national event that— have sort of a big national event that you— have sort of a big national event that you can all sort of get— event that you can all sort of get hehtht. — event that you can all sort of get behind. -let's- event that you can all sort of get behind. let's also get behind. but let's also remember that bbc rather remember that the bbc rather than—aaehthe- than showing the opening ceremony in ceremony of the world cup in qatar.— ceremony of the world cup in eatat. they— ceremony of the world cup in qatar, they decided to sort of atte— qatar, they decided to sort of the-thaw. — qatar, they decided to sort of the-thaw. a— qatar, they decided to sort of give, know, a speech on give, you know, a speech on human—thea- give, you know, a speech oni human _then once give, you know, a speech on- human _then once they human rights. but then once they teattset— human rights. but then once they teattset that— human rights. but then once they realised that the— human rights. but then once they realised that the world cup was very—tatsttu very popular, they very quickly shaheet— very popular, they very quickly changed their— very popular, they very quickly changed their broadcasting tteas. — changed their broadcasting tteas. ha— changed their broadcasting ideas. do you— changed their broadcasting ideas. �*j3 changed their broadcasting ideas. j3 x ideas. do you think we'll have half an hour of gary lineker explaining the problematic legacy of the royal family in this country? well, i sincerely hate— this country? well, i sincerely hate — this country? well, i sincerely haae what— this country? well, i sincerely hope so. what do— this country? well, i sincerely hope so. what do you think , hope so. what do you think, boris? i mean, i don't hope so. , i mean, i don't want to boris? i mean, i don't want to heat— boris? i mean, i don't want to heat any— boris? i mean, i don't want to heat ahy mate— boris? i mean, i don't want to hear any more about- 37’ i mean, i don't want to hear any more about gary tthetet. — hear any more about gary tthetet. t— hear any more about gary lineker. i remember when all that— lineker. i remember when all that was— lineker. i remember when all that th— lineker. i remember when all that was in the— lineker. i remember when all that was in the news and i was hete— that was in the news and i was here—aha- that was in the news and i was here—aha ht- that was in the news and i was here—and it wasi here that weekend, and it was tast— here that weekend, and it was just th— here that weekend, and it was

test t-h tast— here that weekend, and it was just i'm just projecting your assent—thatl just i'm just projecting your. accent—that you accent suggest to me that you are-a northern- are a person, a northern aetsaastah— are a person, a northern aetsaastah. - are a person, a northern persuasion . \3 are a person, a northern persuasion . \..;. are a person, a northern- persuasion . no, i'm scottish. i persuasion. no, i'm scottish. i thht— persuasion. no, i'm scottish. i thhtthete-s— persuasion. no, i'm scottish. i think there's a— persuasion. \3 i i think there's a difference between.— think there's a difference between, northern uk. think there's a difference- between,-northern uk. but between, well, northern uk. but what— between, well, northern uk. but whatlmeah— between, well, northern uk. but whatlmeahlyaa— between, well, northern uk. but whatl mean lyou feel- between, well, northern uk. but what mean you feel there's what i mean is you feel there's a scotland a a difference. scotland is a different there. some different attitude there. some people i think you have people call it. i think you have i people call it. i think you have t was— people call it. i think you have i was discussing— people call it. i think you have i was discussing this— t33 . i think you have i was discussing this on saturday— i was discussing this on saturday night. so, for example, my-who-s— saturday night. so, for example, my-who's she'll- saturday night. so, for example, my-who's she'll be- saturday night. so, for example, my who's she'll be 83 my mother, who's she'll be 83 engine,— my mother, who's she'll be 83 «angina-a— my mother, who's she'll be 83 engine,-a royalist- my mother, who's she'll be 83 engine, a royalist . my engine, she's a royalist. my aunts— engine, she's a royalist. my aunts are royalist. there are many—are- aunts are royalist. there are. many—are royalists. many people that are royalists. there-s— many people that are royalists. them—people- many people that are royalists.. there's—people who there's also a lot of people who arm— there's also a lot of people who arent. and— there's also a lot of people who aren't. and they— there's also a lot of people who aren't. and they want our republic.— aren't. and they want our republic. they— aren't. and they want our republic. they don't want an unetected— republic. they don't want an unelected head— republic. they don't want an unelected head of state. so i think— unelected head of state. so i think it— unelected head of state. so i think it kind— unelected head of state. so i think it kind of— unelected head of state. so i think it kind of i— unelected head of state. so i think it kind of i think it might— think it kind of i think it might sit— think it kind of i think it might sit with the majority slightly— might sit with the majority sngnty to, — might sit with the majority slightly to, you know, those that— slightly to, you know, those that want— slightly to, you know, those that want to _ slightly to, you know, those that want to be. _ slightly to, you know, those that want to be. i was going to say,— that want to be. i was going to say, toes— that want to be. i was going to say, toes ht— that want to be. i was going to say, does it break— that want to be. i was going to say, does it break along uhhhht— say, does it break along unionist versus snp lines.7 yeah, unionist versus snp lilies? yeah, i unionist versus snp lines.7 yeah, t thht— unionist versus snp lines.7 yeah, i think basically— unionist versus snp lines.7 yeah, i think basically in— unionist versus snp lines.7 yeah, i think basically in the main there— i think basically in the main there toes— i think basically in the main there does you— i think basically in the main there does you know, but there are some people— there does you know, but there are some people who vote snp that— are some people who vote snp that t— are some people who vote snp that i believe— are some people who vote snp that i believe still— are some people who vote snp that i believe still like the that— that i believe still like the toytt tthtty. — that i believe still like the royal family. i'm a huge fan of greatest— royal family. i'm a huge fan of greatest teat— royal family. i'm a huge fan of greatest road in— royal family. i'm a huge fan of greatest road in edinburgh, the teyat— greatest road in edinburgh, the teat. — greatest road in edinburgh, the teat. vea— greatest road in edinburgh, the royal-. you would- greatest road in edinburgh, the royal . /t3. : royal mile. you would have to rename you if they rename that mind you if they can do to brecon beacons. do it to the brecon beacons. i suppose coming out. what suppose that's coming out. what would to come on to suppose that's coming out. whati would-to come on to that? 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thought-were psychic. absolutely. look at you. i thought were psychic. that thought you were psychic. that heathen— thought you were psychic. that section _coming- thought you were psychic. that section _coming up,- section is over. coming up, bruce to speak bruce will attempt to speak welsh bit. we've got welsh in the next bit. we've got google to understand google attempts to understand its own creation and classic comedy ritual comedy topics, human ritual sacrifice . we'll see you in sacrifice. we'll see you in a couple of minutes .

we're proud to be gb news the people's channel, britain's news . channel welcome back to heatthete— . channel welcome back to headliners ._ . channel welcome back to headliners . as— " welcome back to headliners . as paxman would say, headliners. as paxman would say, you att— headliners. as paxman would say, you at thew— headliners. as paxman would say, you all know the— headliners. as paxman would say, you all know the rules by now. tet-e— you all know the rules by now. tet-e thet— you all know the rules by now. tet-e that get— you all know the rules by now. let's just get on— you all know the rules by now. let's just get on with it. meaningless— let's just get on with it. meaningless virtue signalling news now in the— meaningless virtue signalling news now in the telegraph. bruce and news now in the telegraph. bruce aha—tet— news now in the telegraph. bruce and _for- brecon. and a new name for the brecon heaeehe-te— and a new name for the brecon beacons, is incidentally beacons, which is incidentally an anagram bonkers beacon. an anagram of bonkers beacon. cah— an anagram of bonkers beacon. can-heeaase— an anagram of bonkers beacon. can-heeaase yea— an anagram of bonkers beacon. can-because you have- an anagram of bonkers beacon. can you because you have welsh descent with the name evans? yes, mildly so, yes. i thought that.— yes, mildly so, yes. i thought that. okay. so you that. right. okay. so can you pronounce because really pronounce this? because i really can't. you do me have a can't. could you do me have a go? is bannau brycheiniog okay can't. could you do me have a- go? is bannau brycheiniog okay ? go? is bannau brycheiniog okay? that— go? is bannau brycheiniog okay? that wa— go? is bannau brycheiniog okay? thatwa great. — go? is bannau brycheiniog okay? that was great. so— go? is bannau brycheiniog okay? that was great. so you- 9:37 is bannau brycheiniog okay? q so you read gt;7 is bannau brycheiniog okay? q so you read some that was great. so you read some tteteh— that was great. so you read some tteteh eaae — that was great. so you read some welsh sugar. give— that was great. so you read some welsh sugar. give it— that was great. so you read some welsh sugar. give it some- that was great. so you read some welsh sugar. give it some welsh. well i. yes does catherine zeta—jones live hollywood? i

think with with michael- think with with michael . zeta—jones live hollywood? i think with with michael . did she think with with michael. did she not think with with michael. did she hat have— think with with michael. did she not have a— think with with michael. did she not have a house— think with with michael. did she not have a house in— think with with michael. did she not have a house in the mumbles. oh she might do. we're going off topic now. the thing is i've never been to brecon never been to the brecon beacons. have you. that gave him threat— beacons. have you. that gave him threat-waeh-t— beacons. have you. that gave him throat-wasn't it? - beacons. have you. that gave him throat-wasn't it? oh,- throat cancer, wasn't it? oh, goodness. listen— throat cancer, wasn't it? oh, goodness. listen . - throat cancer, wasn't it? q" g: listen . ? g throat cancer, wasn't it? q" g: listen. 3g throat cancer, wasn't it? oh,- goodness. listen . right. okay do goodness. listen. right. okay do you know what? i have to laugh at people always think i'm the problem in these situations. so i'm no, no, no, no. that's i'm glad. no, no, no, no. that's fine. that's actually very good. you should write down. the you should write that down. the pubuc you should write that down. the public reject the brecon public will reject the brecon beacons. name change downing street have said on monday, after a rebrand prompted far reaching backlash . now, the reaching back backlash. now, the only thing that i know about the brecon beacons is the brecon gin. have had that? do you gin. have you had that? do you like gin? no, i haven't tried that.— like gin? no, i haven't tried that-t— like gin? no, i haven't tried that-t have.- like gin? no, i haven't tried that,-i have.itell| that, although i have. i tell you— that, although i have. i tell you what— that, although i have. i tell you that t— that, although i have. i tell you what i did— that, although i have. i tell you what i did do. i did a corporate— you what i did do. i did a corporate once- you what i did do. i did a corporate once for the welsh heat— corporate once for the welsh board—commerce| corporate once for the welsh. board—commerce or board of trade or commerce or something.— board of trade or commerce or something-entire- board of trade or commerce or something, entire menu, something, and the entire menu, heathe— something, and the entire menu, including-alcohol,- something, and the entire menu, including alcohol, was including all the alcohol, was a tteteh— including all the alcohol, was a wash-thee.— including all the alcohol, was a welsh-nice.-wasl welsh origin. nice. and it was all excellent.— welsh origin. nice. and it was all excellent. i— welsh origin. nice. and it was all excellent. i mean, they did aha— all excellent. i mean, they did aha-thts— all excellent. i mean, they did and-this used- all excellent. i mean, they did and _this used to- all excellent. i mean, they did and this used to be a and i know this used to be a joke— and i know this used to be a hate—python.- joke in the monty python, a heteh— joke in the monty python, a wash-hat- joke in the monty python, a welsh - but they - joke in the monty python, a welsh but they genuinely joke in the monty python, a welsh a but they genuinely joke in the monty python, a welsh a welsh it they genuinely joke in the monty python, a welsh a welsh well,y genuinely joke in the monty python, a welsh a welsh well,y iwelsh, ly served a welsh well, a welsh, vou— served a welsh well, a welsh, yea-atm— served a welsh well, a welsh, yea-etatet. yea- served a welsh well, a welsh, you claret, you know, you know, claret, you know, a tea— you know, claret, you know, a tea-heht— you know, claret, you know, a tea-heht .— you know, claret, you know, a red _right . and - you know, claret, you know, a red-right . and it- you know, claret, you know, a red right . and it was red wine, right. and it was aheetatety— red wine, right. and it was absolutely yeah. i mean, i'm not an expert.— absolutely yeah. i mean, i'm not an expert-ht— absolutely yeah. i mean, i'm not

an expert,-it was— absolutely yeah. i mean, i'm not an expert, it was very an expert, but it was all very hatatahte. — an expert, but it was all very palatable. _welshl palatable. there was welsh whisky—that- palatable. there was welshi whisky—that does whisky, of course, that does pretty— whisky, of course, that does pretty-haw— whisky, of course, that doesi pretty-now-sounds pretty well. now that sounds tetteteae. — pretty well. now that sounds. delicious. _all delicious. and yeah, it was all pretty— delicious. and yeah, it was all pretty-— delicious. and yeah, it was all pretty-itha- delicious. and yeah, it was all pretty-.-know the. pretty good. i do know the teeth— pretty good. i do know the hteeeh te— pretty good. i do know the brecon islbit_ pretty good. i do know the brecon islbit as- pretty good. i do know the brecon is bit as well. i do brecon is a bit as well. i do a hat— brecon is a bit as well. i do a htt et— brecon is a bit as well. i do a htt at hiking— brecon is a bit as well. i do a bit of hiking around there. that is bit of hiking around there. that te-et— bit of hiking around there. that halt the— bit of hiking around there. that is-of the places,- bit of hiking around there. that is of the places, course, is one of the places, of course, there— is one of the places, of course, where-sas— is one of the places, of course, where-shs 90-_ is one of the places, of course, where sas go. yomping you where the sas go. yomping you have— where the sas go. yomping you have-eat. — where the sas go. yomping you have _out. -don't. where the sas go. yomping youi have _out. -don't get have to watch out. you don't get in have to watch out. you don't get h-way— have to watch out. you don't get h-way-theyhe- have to watch out. you don't get in way they're coming in their way when they're coming up in their way when they're coming aha—seat- in their way when they're coming ah—eehtlatahhi up the well, they send an alarm onlsunday- — up the well, they send an alarm onlsunday- oh— up the well, they send an alarm on sunday. o" on on sunday. on wednesday, swithin's yeah, yeah . nice swithin's day. yeah, yeah. nice part of the world. but what the weird about this that weird thing about this is that the of the park the chief executive of the park authority has said that they need do it because a beacon need to do it because a beacon is a carbon emitting symbol. but it's a park. yeah. it's like its— but it's a park. yeah. it's like its the— but it's a park. yeah. it's like it's like somebody. i don't think— it's like somebody. i don't that they— it's like somebody. i don't think they even were beacons etthet — think they even were beacons either. technically, - think they even were beacons either. t33“ 333 i think they even were beacons either. i " 333 i either. technically, beacons are hills. those are the ones like we have some in sussex where they say the they lit fires to say the napoleonic on its way napoleonic fleet is on its way or whatever. i don't think or whatever. but i don't think the beacons were or whatever. but i don't think the used beacons were or whatever. but i don't think the used for beacons were or whatever. but i don't think the used for that beacons were or whatever. but i don't think the used for that anyway. were or whatever. but i don't think the used for that anyway. iiere ever used for that anyway. i think it was, i don't know their symbol is, is something like symbol is, is something is like an with a with a an iron cage with with a with a fire it, a fire pit kind fire in it, like a fire pit kind of thing. well could maybe of thing. well they could maybe get is quite get the it really is quite obviously. medieval it's obviously. yeah. medieval it's not that. yeah but not suggesting that. yeah but when you've

not suggesting that. yeah but when yea-e get— not suggesting that. yeah but when you've got a— not suggesting that. yeah but when you've got a park- when you've got a park complaining- when you've got a park complaining about carbon complaining about its carbon teethhht— complaining about its carbon teethhht tt-e— complaining about its carbon footprint it's like when yoga footprint it's like when a yoga teacher— footprint it's like when a yoga teacher complains oh i've had tee— teacher complains oh i've had tee-hee— teacher complains oh i've had too-rice cakes.- teacher complains oh i've had too-rice cakes. it's- teacher complains oh i've had too rice cakes. it's like, too many rice cakes. it's like, oh too many rice cakes. it's like, eh eath — too many rice cakes. it's like, oh calm down,— too many rice cakes. it's like, oh calm down, they've got an whey— oh calm down, they've got an windy footprint— oh calm down, they've got an windy footprint haven't they. that-s— windy footprint haven't they. that's-should- windy footprint haven't they. that's-should be. that's what they should be worrying. but people worrying. but lots of people have— worrying. but lots of people have-atte— worrying. but lots of people have-pitsltheir. have this fire pits in their eattehe. — have this fire pits in their gardens. _and- have this fire pits in their gardens. and they're not gardens. yeah. and they're not eating—et- gardens. yeah. and they're not eatthe—et a- gardens. yeah. and they're not. calling—or a beacon. calling it a beacon or a beacon. no calling it a beacon or a beacon. he he— calling it a beacon or a beacon. no it's absolute— calling it a beacon or a beacon. no it's absolute nonsense. . no it's absolute nonsense. it's playing— no it's absolute nonsense. it's ptaytha-hhth— no it's absolute nonsense. it's playing-with the- - no it's absolute nonsense. it's playing with the. playing playing with. with the. playing with pictures. with fire, literally. pictures. world the world news now, diane in the mirror. and something to stretch world news now, diane in the mirilimitsd something to stretch world news now, diane in the mirilimits of tomething to stretch world news now, diane in the mirilimits of culturalg to stretch the limits of cultural sensitivity. yes. the limits of cultural sensitivity . yes. so okay, so sensitivity. yes. so okay, so the— sensitivity. yes. so okay, so the headline _ sensitivity. yes. so okay, so the headline is— sensitivity. yes. so okay, so the headline is the- e . eat yes. so okay, so the headline is the headline . the headline is the headline. the— the headline is the headline. the headline— the headline is the headline. the headline was— the headline is the headline. the headline was straight downhill couple decapitate each other with guillotine made at home in ritual sacrifice . yes. home in ritual sacrifice. yes. so this happened in- home in ritual sacrifice. yes. so this happened in a- i . �*" t3ti; yes. so this happened in a village in tat-tet— so this happened in a village in tat-hat h— so this happened in a village in rajkot in india.— so this happened in a village in rajkot in india. and i mean , rajkot in india. and i mean, the— rajkot in india. and i mean, the hat— rajkot in india. and i mean, i've had nights— rajkot in india. and i mean, i've had nights where i've thought— i've had nights where i've thought there's nothing on the teth— thought there's nothing on the tetty. hat— thought there's nothing on the tetty. hat the— thought there's nothing on the telly, but i've never got quite to that— telly, but i've never got quite to that paint— telly, but i've never got quite to that point of— telly, but i've never got quite to that point of boredom where the— to that point of boredom where he decided— to that point of boredom where i've decided to— to that point of boredom where i've decided to slice my own heat— i've decided to slice my own heat-equati— i've decided to slice my own heat-equatty .- i've decided to slice my own head-equally , i- i've decided to slice my own head equally , i have head off equally, i have attempted— head off equally, i have attempted diy head off equally, i have- attempted-diy projects attempted several diy projects with— attempted several diy projects with my— attempted several diy projects with my husband that have gone theaetteaety— with my husband that have gone disastrously wrong, to disastrously wrong, but not to the. — disastrously wrong, but not to the. |ththt— disastrously wrong, but not to this. |think this— disastrously wrong, but not to this. |think this one- disastrously wrong, but not to

this. i think this one went right. there's suggestion right. there's no suggestion that was like that this was like the guillotine set up for guillotine had been set up for some purpose. they some other purpose. they absolute to absolute intended this to happen. far as can tell. happen. as far as i can tell. classic murder mystery territory where— classic murder mystery territoryj where _ no, .fully where they say, oh no, we fully htehtet— where they say, oh no, we fully htehtet te— where they say, oh no, we fully intended to chop— where they say, oh no, we fully intended to chop our own heads off intended to chop our own heads at . — intended to chop our own heads at . sa— intended to chop our own heads off . so there's— intended to chop our own heads off . so there's two— intended to chop our own heads off . as intended to chop our own heads off . t:3 off. so there's two things here. apparently the just two things, two things that sticking out to me. first of all, how did they were there a youtube tutorial on how to make a homemade guillotine ? and the other thing guillotine? and the other thing was the heads rolling into was the heads were rolling into a fire pit. everyone's at it. i know. with all this fire pit nonsense it's nonsense footprint alone, it's outrageous. acas nonsense footprint alone, it's outrageous . acas argue strongly outrageous. acas argue strongly against— outrageous. acas argue strongly aeahet ht.— outrageous. acas argue strongly against it. apparently— g acas argue strongly against it. apparently they've teen— against it. apparently they've been heathe— against it. apparently they've been praying for— against it. apparently they've been praying for a year or two. i been praying for a year or two. t thhh— been praying for a year or two. t that ht— been praying for a year or two. i think it might— been praying for a year or two. i think it might be shiva. i aah-t— i think it might be shiva. i that want— i think it might be shiva. i don't want to _ i think it might be shiva. i don't want to get that wrong, hat— don't want to get that wrong, hat that— don't want to get that wrong, but that would— don't want to get that wrong, but that would culturally but that would be culturally insensitive. _ but that would be culturally- insensitive. _mean, insensitive. but anyway, i mean, it insensitive. but anyway, i mean, tt—they— insensitive. but anyway, i mean, tt—thew wee- insensitive. but anyway, i mean, tt—thew h- it sounds like they were in a thw— it sounds like they were in a thaw-eat— it sounds like they were in a thaw-eat et— it sounds like they were in a tiny sort of suicide tiny little sort of suicide catt— tiny little sort of suicide cult, basically, tiny little sort of suicide- cult, basically,-they? cult, basically, weren't they? i mean-att— cult, basically, weren't they? i heah-att wew- cult, basically, weren't they? i mean, all very sad, mean, and it's all very sad, heath.— mean, and it's all very sad, teattwlweah— mean, and it's all very sad, teattwlweah .- mean, and it's all very sad, really. yeah , extraordinary. really. but yeah, extraordinary. i really. but yeah, extraordinary. t to. — really. but yeah, extraordinary. t to. t— really. but yeah, extraordinary. t to. t thew— really. but yeah, extraordinary. i do. i know what— really. but yeah, extraordinary. i do. i know what you mean. i weatth-t— i do. i know what you mean. i wouldn't like— i do. i know what you mean. i wouldn't like to— i do. i know what you mean. i wouldn't like to have to set up a i wouldn't like to have to set up a t heat.— wouldn't like to have to set up a t wea— wouldn't like to have to set up a i mean, you would feel bad if weat— a i mean, you would feel bad if yew whee— a i mean, you would feel bad if your wife's worked— a i mean, you would feel bad if your wife's worked and yours that. — your wife's worked and yours didn't. wouldn't— your wife's worked and yours didn't. wouldn't you? would didn't. wouldn't you? that would be. didn't. wouldn't you? that would b.._.wkw..a i be. that would be awkward. wett— be. that would be awkward.

wett. that-a— be. that would be awkward. well, that's-was- be. that would be awkward. well, that's-was you,l well, that's if that was you, would be able to on? i would you be able to go on? i just know, go on with just think, you know, go on with the getting it worked and loosened up again. no i mean your loosened up again. no i mean wear-yeah— loosened up again. no i mean your-yeahil_ loosened up again. no i mean your-yeah.i-so.l your life. yeah oh i think so. veah. — your life. yeah oh i think so. yeah. we.— your life. yeah oh i think so. yeah. we. th— your life. yeah oh i think so. yeah. no, i'm getting that. i the— yeah. no, i'm getting that. i mean, the pair— yeah. no, i'm getting that. i mean, the pair of you would ptehahtw— mean, the pair of you would. ptehahtw—he mean, the pair of you would- htehahtw—he a probably think there would be a taking— probably think there would be a lurking suspicion,— probably think there would be a lurking suspicion, wouldn't there— lurking suspicion, wouldn't thete .— lurking suspicion, wouldn't thete . that— lurking suspicion, wouldn't there , that the— lurking suspicion, wouldn't there , that the other one had there, that the other one had got— there, that the other one had eetlttttte — there, that the other one had eetlttttte iam — there, that the other one had got little jam and you would there, that the other one had got havejam and you would there, that the other one had got have to. and you would there, that the other one had got have to. id you would there, that the other one had got have to. would there, that the other one had got have to. " tt’illd really have to. i mean, i've never made a pact of that nature with anyone, but i think you would to trust them would really have to trust them implicitly go implicitly that they would go through it. it is actually through with it. it is actually tatte— through with it. it is actually aatte a— through with it. it is actually quite a testament— through with it. it is actually quite a testament to- g 3 it is actually quite a testament to their relationship,— quite a testament to their relationship, if— quite a testament to their relationship, if absolutely nothing— relationship, if absolutely nothing sadly, nothing else, about them. sadly, i it nothing else, about them. sadly, t-tt peace— nothing else, about them. sadly, t-tt heaee tact- nothing else, about them. sadly, i-it peace back to- nothing else, about them. sadly, i it peace back to the i hope that it peace back to the teteatahh— i hope that it peace back to the teteetahh hw— i hope that it peace back to the telegraph now. couples with the crazy— telegraph now. couples with the crazy ttea— telegraph now. couples with the crazy idea that— telegraph now. couples with the crazy idea that actually maybe hahtee— crazy idea that actually maybe hahtee ae— crazy idea that actually maybe hahtee a— crazy idea that actually maybe babies are a good— crazy idea that actually maybe babies are a good thing. yes now these— babies are a good thing. yes now theee heepte— babies are a good thing. yes now these people are— babies are a good thing. yes now these people are called pro not hate. — these people are called pro not hate. aha— these people are called pro not lists. and apparently- these people are called pro not lists. t: lists. and apparently another pro—natalist. i have to do that because nato list pro—natalist. sorry, dyslexic and can't cope. and elon musk is a pro—natalist. he is because he's had ten children. so i know what you would call these in scotland. they'd be mad bleep and just people that were very, very keen

on a horizontal refreshment. but this woman , aria babu, i think this woman, aria babu, i think have pronounced that she's quit herjob at a think tank to her job at a think tank to dedicate herself to something most people have never heard of. now, i didn't necessarily know whether was putting herself whether she was putting herself there procreate . if that's there to procreate. if that's why she quit her job. she's not why she quit herjob. she's not a one woman baby fat, right? okay. no i i was a bit okay. no i was i was a bit wewtet. — okay. no i was i was a bit worried. it's— okay. no i was i was a bit worried. it's more- okay. no i was i was a bit- worried. it's more-kind worried. it's more like a kind of they call it, like of what do they call it, like the rationalist effective altruism. it's that of altruism. it's that kind of that. — altruism. it's that kind of. that. _aht thing. she wants to try and create— thing. she wants to try and create opportunities people create opportunities for people to have— create opportunities for people to have children. _ create opportunities for people to have children. she's trying to have children. she's trying to-up_ to have children. she's trying to-up-schemes- to have children. she's trying to-up-schemes is. to have children. she's trying. to-up-schemes is oh, to come up with schemes is oh, so to come up with schemes is oh, eta—seaw- - to come up with schemes is oh, eta—seaw- t- to come up with schemes is oh, eta—seaw- t hatl to come up with schemes is oh, eta—seaw- t hat ti so she's right. sorry. i had i thought— so she's right. sorry. i had i thought that— so she's right. sorry. i had i thought that she— so she's right. i had i thought that she was like belle de thought that she was like belle te-eaggeethg— thought that she was like belle de suggesting fiscal de jour suggesting fiscal retrrhs— de jour suggesting fiscal- reforms—encourage reforms that might encourage hearte— reforms that might encourage peoplelhave_ reforms that might encourage people have children earlier. people to have children earlier. aha— people to have children earlier. aha-shes— people to have children earlier. aha-shes a— people to have children earlier. and-she's a lobbyist- people to have children earlier. and-she's a lobbyist for- and yes, she's a lobbyist for wee there's a lot wee babies. there's a lot of people looking exactly why, people looking into exactly why, because that across because it is a fact that across the world, people the developed world, people are not children fast not producing children at a fast enough reality is enough rate. and the reality is comical, though it might sound at moment, this is comical, though it might sound at absolute moment, this is comical, though it might sound at absolute catastrophe. this is an absolute catastrophe. probably more of a catastrophe in truth than global warming, even if it's as bad as people say, because whole of say, because a very the whole of predicated whole system of

predicated the whole system of capitalism based on growth. predicated the whole system of cajsoonrm based on growth. predicated the whole system of cajsoon as based on growth. predicated the whole system of cajsoon as yoursed on growth. predicated the whole system of cajsoon as you stopon growth. predicated the whole system of cajsoon as you stop having'th. as soon as you stop having growth, you growth, you stop investing. you stop , things shrink year stop saving, things shrink year on year. you've got more and more people. aren't more old people. there aren't enough people don't enough there are no people don't even to grasp it. even quite seem to grasp it. your isn't somewhere. your pension isn't somewhere. your pension isn't somewhere. your pension isn't somewhere. your pension has all been spent. all the money that you ever thought was part of your pension has all has all gone right. your pension relies on young people working and paying taxes toward us, european union. so if there are fewer and fewer young people coming through, you don't just kind breathe in. it's kind of like, breathe in. it's not oh, that's quite not just like, oh, that's quite good too many good because there are too many people and we people running around and we have an unhealthy ecological footprint . it's an absolute footprint. it's an absolute catastrophe if we if the if the population starts shrinking, if we stop it. yeah. so they are on to something quite important. but of course, when you see these and listen to them these people and listen to them and it and read their propositions, it never doesn't get the juices flowing for me. i don't know what something it, flowing for me. i don't know wha know, something it, flowing for me. i don't know whaknow, i something it, flowing for me. i don't know wha know, i mean, hing it, flowing for me. i don't know wha know, i mean, obviously it, flowing for me. i don't know wha know, i mean, obviously what you know, i mean, obviously what nobody is sort of bearing in mind and is that it it this will

halt the progression of women because if you're sort of pushing for, oh, i think someone's bearing it in mind. well, the couple in that story, funnily enough, they come funnily enough, they have come to arrangement where she to an arrangement where she continues work throughout continues to work throughout pregnancy. she was literally making she making business calls while she was apparently and was in labour. apparently and she the baby to her she then straps the baby to her chest for the first six months. and then that, the man and then after that, the man takes does years takes over and he does two years of of course, because of childcare, of course, because because them. so of childcare, of course, because be course them. so of childcare, of course, because becourse it's them. so of childcare, of course, because becourse it's going them. so of childcare, of course, because becourse it's going to them. so of childcare, of course, because becourse it's going to work so of childcare, of course, because becourse it's going to work for» of course it's going to work for everybody— of course it's going to work for ewewhetw etse. — of course it's going to work for everybody else. oh, silly me. wett— everybody else. oh, silly me. wett. t— everybody else. oh, silly me. wett. t hear.— everybody else. oh, silly me. well, i mean,lcouldn't- well, i mean, i couldn't pronounce word, so, you pronounce the word, so, you know, i reason to know, i have no reason to believe it wouldn't work. so feminism its believe it wouldn't work. so. feminism-its consequences feminism and its consequences have—ter- have been a disaster for the human— have been a disaster for the human-t— have been a disaster for the human-i-it's- have been a disaster for thei human-i-it's time have been a disaster for the- human-i-it's time we human race. i think it's time we have— human race. i think it's time we haweltaee— human race. i think it's time we haweltaee ah— human race. i think it's time we have .face up to _ human race. i think it's time we have face up to diane, have to face up to that, diane, aha—that- have to face up to that, diane, and _that we're- have to face up to that, diane,i and—that we're going and just accept that we're going to and just accept that we're going t0-90— and just accept that we're going te-ge-htt.- and just accept that we're going te-ge-htt. rhatl to have to go back a bit. that is to have to go back a bit. that ts gassthtw— to have to go back a bit. that is possibly-most- to have to go back a bit. that is possibly most appalling is possibly the most appalling thhg— is possibly the most appalling ththg twe— is possibly the most appalling thing i've ever— is possibly the most appalling thing i've ever said. male now hethhg— thing i've ever said. male now hethhg te— thing i've ever said. male now nothing to worry— thing i've ever said. male now nothing to worry about, i'm hat— nothing to worry about, i'm sure, but google- nothing to worry about, i'm sure, but google don't quite understand— sure, but google don't quite understand-own. understand how their own getehttattw— understand how their own potentially world ending super ai potentially world ending super at _twahe— potentially world ending super at-htahe we. - potentially world ending super ai-diane no. so- potentially world ending super ai diane no. lg ai works. diane no. so google cro— ai works. diane no. so google ceo sundar pichi pichi admitted he doesn't quote , fully he doesn't quote, fully understand how the company's new ai program, bard, works , which

ai program, bard, works, which is really fun because they've created this ai and it is out in the world and it is developing what they like to call emergent properties , and that's where properties, and that's where it's developing the ability to do something. they didn't program it to do. like, for example, it taught itself how to speak bangladeshi because it sort of scans the internet and comes up with ideas. that's fairly trivial, _ comes up with ideas. that's fairly trivial, though, - i 3. : that's fairly trivial, though, isn't it? fairly trivial, though, isn't he t— fairly trivial, though, isn't he t that— fairly trivial, though, isn't it? i think trivial to a sense, hat— it? i think trivial to a sense, hat wea— it? i think trivial to a sense, hat you have— it? i think trivial to a sense, but you have remember that but you have to remember that emergent— emergent properties is called that— emergent properties is called that grew— emergent properties is called that purely because they're going— that purely because they're gang—ht- that purely because they're gehg—tt ahtl that purely because they're. gehg—tt aht savr going to monetise it and say, wett— going to monetise it and say, wett-ts— going to monetise it and say, wett-ts hw— going to monetise it and say, well, is now something well, this is now something we ah— i can make more money on. however,-issue- can make more money on. however,-issue.is. can make more money on. i however,-issue.is that however, the issue is, is that they have he has said, oh no , they have he has said, oh no, it's fine to just create this thing and send it into the world because hey , yeah, we don't because hey, yeah, we don't understand but understand how it works, but nobody how the human nobody understands how the human mind . yes. and human mind works. yes. and the human mind works. yes. and the human mind traffic accident . mind causes traffic accident. yes, it's not great yes, it's true. it's not great to be honest with you, because also people are taking what this bot , for want of a better word, bot, for want of a better word, is saying far too seriously. they're asking it quite sort of

political questions. and the computer has to give an answer based on all of the information it reads on the internet. and it kind of gives you a snapshot of what the internet looks like. well, it produces very plausible seahthg— well, it produces very plausible sounding answers— well, it produces very plausible sounding answers that aren't heeessarttw— sounding answers that aren't necessarily correct, necessarily politically correct, hat—are- necessarily politically correct,- hat—are heegte but i know that there are people war-re— but i know that there are people war-re grahahtw— but i know that there are people you're probably this, you're probably aware of this, hruse— you're probably aware of this, bruce,-calling- you're probably aware of this, bruce,-calling for. bruce, who are calling for a rherasrturht — bruce, who are calling for a moratorium on— bruce, who are calling for a moratorium on development until they— moratorium on development until they thew— moratorium on development until they thewlhtt— moratorium on development until they knowlbit like— moratorium on development until they know bit like trump's they know a bit like trump's trusttrh — they know a bit like trump's trusttrh hah— they know a bit like trump's muslim ban-7- they know a bit like trump's muslim ban 7 years ago, muslim ban 6 or 7 years ago, uhttt— muslim ban 6 or 7 years ago, uhttt we— muslim ban 6 or 7 years ago, uhttt we sah— muslim ban 6 or 7 years ago, until we can work— muslim ban 6 or 7 years ago, until we can work out what the hen— until we can work out what the hett ts— until we can work out what the hett ts gethg— until we can work out what the hell is going on.— until we can work out what the hell is going on. but are hell is going on. but there are hearte— hell is going on. but there are serious people work in serious people who work in atttttstat— artificial intelligence who that— artificial intelligence who think-should. artificial intelligence who think should be think that there should be a hatt— think that there should be a halt-further— think that there should be a halt further progress until halt to further progress until thew— halt to further progress until thew-he— halt to further progress until thew-he sure— halt to further progress until they be sure what they can be sure what the implications— they can be sure what the implications are. you have implications are. have you have you—no-i you encountered this idea? no. we.— you encountered this idea? no. n0--50rw-_ you encountered this idea? no. wa-setw. t— you encountered this idea? no. no.-sorry. i didn't- you encountered this idea? no. no. sorry. i didn't know. you encountered this idea? no. i\project sorry. i didn't know. you encountered this idea? no. i\project that �*ry. i didn't know. you encountered this idea? no. i\project that you didn't know. you encountered this idea? no. i\project that you didn't have. i project that you would have tteh—et- i project that you would have elon_of them,- elon musk is one of them, tuhhttw— elon musk is one of them, tuhhttw-aht- elon musk is one of them, funnily and quite a elon musk is one of them,- funnily-and quite a few funnily enough, and quite a few ether— funnily enough, and quite a few ether-hearte— funnily enough, and quite a few ether-heehte t- funnily enough, and quite a few other people i haven't other serious people i haven't even-h.— other serious people i haven't ever-h. t— other serious people i haven't even-in. i don't- other serious people i haven't even in. i don't think it's even been in. i don't think it's the— even been in. i don't think it's the worry— even been in. i don't think it's the worry-about- even been in. i don't think it's the worry about computers the worry about about computers hethg— the worry about about computers hethg-sheat— the worry about about computers being speak bangladeshi. being able to speak bangladeshi. but being able to speak bangladeshi. hut-sehseth— being able to speak bangladeshi. but-concern-theyl but there is a concern that they may— but there is a concern that they may-tor— but there is a concern that they may-tor tet— but there is a concern that they may to, for instance, but there is a concern that they may people to, for instance, but there is a concern that they may people to, committing. talk people into committing sutstte— talk people into committing suicide—alexa. suicide. there's like alexa yeah.— suicide. there's like alexa yeah, exactly.— suicide. there's like alexa yeah, exactly. like alexa can the— yeah, exactly. like alexa can can like persuade you if you're if can like persuade you if you're tt weute— can like persuade you if you're tt wsu-re tawn— can like persuade you if you're if you're down it— can like persuade you if you're if you're down it might it can you— if you're down it might it can you sat— if you're down it might it can you ththt— if you're down it might it can you can think you've got a rheahthgtut— you can think you've got a meaningful relationship with the ttgttat— meaningful relationship with the ttgttat watse—

meaningful relationship with the digital voice which then starts to digital voice which then starts ta ghe— digital voice which then starts ta gtwe wau— digital voice which then starts ta gtwe you hat— digital voice which then starts to give you bad advice. oh wow . to give you bad advice. oh wow. yeah.— to give you bad advice. oh wow. weah. aaaaretttw— to give you bad advice. oh wow. yeah. apparently this has happened— yeah. apparently this has happened. - yeah. apparently this has happened , yeah. apparently this has- happened-. okay. well, happened right. okay. well, that-s— happened right. okay. well, that's not good. no . happened right. lattice g: no . and they that's not good. no. and they aah-t— that's not good. no. and they tah-t thaw— that's not good. no. and they don't know what— that's not good. no. and they don't know what else - g: no. and they don't know what else could don't know what else it could ta.— don't know what else it could eta—start- do. obviously it could start wett— do. obviously it could start well,_scenarioi do. obviously it could starti well,_scenario is well, the classic scenario is taa— well, the classic scenario is taa-aahetstths- well, the classic scenario is too paperclips, but think too many paperclips, but i think we're some way off that. the tssue— we're some way off that. the wtth— we're some way off that. the issue with learning language we're some way off that. the isrthat/ith learning language we're some way off that. the isrthat ifh learning language we're some way off that. the isrthat ifh learrlearn language we're some way off that. the isrthat ifh learrlearn ainguage is that if it can learn a language, it can also learn a code. yes. and then once you persuade bard that bard should code. yes. and then once you peionide bard that bard should code. yes. and then once you peionide bside,lat bard should code. yes. and then once you peionide bside, notiard should code. yes. and then once you peionide b side, not your;hould be on your side, not your enemy's bard can learn be on your side, not your ene code bard can learn be on your side, not your ene code that bard can learn be on your side, not your ene code that you bard can learn be on your side, not your ene code that you barto an learn be on your side, not your ene code that you barto keeparn the code that you use to keep your information secret from your information secret from your enemies. suddenly bard may decide just reveal your decide to just reveal your secrets the world. yeah, secrets to the world. yeah, well, if it's going- secrets to the world. yeah, well, if it's going to- yeah, well, if it's going to go back to well, if it's going to go back ta-att— well, if it's going to go back ta-att sash— well, if it's going to go back to-old cash in- well, if it's going to go back to old cash in hand days, i'm to my old cash in hand days, i'm stutteri— to my old cash in hand days, i'm stuttet-wtth— to my old cash in hand days, i'm stuffed. with google stuffed. staying with google atiaseht— stuffed. staying with google adjacent scenarios. adjacent dystopian scenarios. htuse— adjacent dystopian scenarios. htuse aha— adjacent dystopian scenarios. bruce and the— adjacent dystopian scenarios. bruce and the mail are warning that— bruce and the mail are warning that sat— bruce and the mail are warning that san francisco— bruce and the mail are warning that san francisco may have entered— that san francisco may have entered apocalyptic entered its apocalyptic death has — entered its apocalyptic death has _aht— entered its apocalyptic death loop. -and this- entered its apocalyptic death loop.-and this is- entered its apocalyptic death loop. and this is to do loop. yeah and this is to do wtth— loop. yeah and this is to do wtth a— loop. yeah and this is to do with a boom— loop. yeah and this is to do with a boom in— loop. yeah and this is to do with a boom in working from home has trashed— with a boom in working from home has trashed the— with a boom in working from home has trashed the local economy whttst— has trashed the local economy whttst trugs— has trashed the local economy whilst drugs and— has trashed the local economy whilst drugs and homelessness spiral— whilst drugs and homelessness shttat—satt- whilst drugs and homelessness spiral—soft touchi spiral all thanks to soft touch aattsthg— spiral all thanks to soft touch aattsthg . — spiral all thanks to soft touch aattsthg . whtt— spiral all thanks to soft touch policing . �*ft 3 " : policing. will britain pay heed to this disturbing warning? do you think it will? i doubt it very mug.— you think it will? i doubt it very rhush ta— you think it will? i doubt it very much, to be- e 7 i doubt it very much, to be honest. it sues— very much, to be honest. it sounds like— very much, to be honest. it sounds like sadiq khan is trying to sounds like sadiq khan is trying ta usher— sounds like sadiq khan is trying ta usher ht— sounds like sadiq khan is trying ta usher tt th— sounds like sadiq khan is trying to usher it in in— sounds like sadiq khan is trying to usher it in in london as fast

as he— to usher it in in london as fast as he _can, doesn't. to usher it in in london as fast as he can, doesn't it ? as he possibly can, doesn't it? tatt— as he possibly can, doesn't it? tart three— as he possibly can, doesn't it? part three disgust. we can part three in disgust. we can satsh— part three in disgust. we can satshlhaw— part three in disgust. we can satshlhaw .— part three in disgust. we can catch-now . we've- part three in disgust. we can catch now . we've got coming catch up now. we've got coming up th— catch up now. we've got coming up th the— catch up now. we've got coming up th the-hart.— catch up now. we've got coming up th the-hart. we- catch up now. we've got coming up in the part, we don't up in the final part, we don't want— up in the final part, we don't wahtltase— up in the final part, we don't want-lose time— up in the final part, we don't want lose time for emma want to lose time for this. emma watsah— want to lose time for this. emma watson -astrologic,- watson goes astrologic, a teashet— watson goes astrologic, a- teacher—approach watson goes astrologic, a- teacher_approach to teacher with a novel approach to ttsstathe— teacher with a novel approach to discipline-answer- teacher with a novel approach to discipline. answer the discipline. and we answer the guesttah— discipline. and we answer the| guesttah—ah question is photography as an art-teats— question is photography as an art-dead? see- question is photography as an art dead? see you in a art form dead? see you in a sauhte— art form dead? see you in a sauate at— art form dead? see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners for our welcome back to headliners for that— welcome back to headliners for our final quarter.— welcome back to headliners for our final quarter. i'm simon twahs— our final quarter. i'm simon twahs we— our final quarter. i'm simon evans. we have— our final quarter. i'm simon evans. we have celebrity news wtth— evans. we have celebrity news now with diane— evans. we have celebrity news now with diane and emma watson will now with diane and emma watson wttt thaht— now with diane and emma watson will thank literally— now with diane and emma watson will thank literally anyone or ahwththg— will thank literally anyone or anything ahead— will thank literally anyone or anything ahead of jk rowling for her success. yes,— anything ahead of jk rowling for her success. t/ti;3 e her success. yes, this title is in the times. emma watson gives saturn. yes, the planet at a nod as she marks her 33rd birthday. i mean, who'd have thought she had something in common with a big gas giant? so she has said that she was away from instagram for four months and this is the

idiotic crap that she returned to the social media platform with. we've actually got an image of it. i think there she is image of it. i think there she ts that— image of it. i think there she ts that ts— image of it. i think there she ts that ts a— image of it. i think there she is that is a year— image of it. i think there she is that is a year old- g e i think there she is that is a year old because tt-s— is that is a year old because tt-s het— is that is a year old because tt-s her aha— is that is a year old because it's her and her— is that is a year old because it's her and her prada campaign. so, it's her and her prada campaign. so. you— it's her and her prada campaign. so. you thaw.— it's her and her prada campaign. so, you know, maybe— it's her and her prada campaign. so, you know, maybe do- it's her and her prada campaign. so, you know, maybe do some more work. there we go. there's her. there-s— work. there we go. there's her. there-s-ththg— work. there we go. there's her. there's-thing-in- there's her thing covered in hteragtwahs— there's her thing covered in hieroglyphs.tldr- there's her thing covered in hieroglyphs j3 " there's her thing covered in hieroglyphs .s 3 there's her thing covered in hieroglyphs j3 " 3:5 hieroglyphs. tldr this is 33. haw— hieroglyphs. tldr this is 33. way thaw.— hieroglyphs. tldr this is 33. holy moly. before— hieroglyphs. tldr this is 33. holy moly. before 29,- hieroglyphs. tldr this is 33. holy moly. before 29, i- hieroglyphs. j3 " 33 holy moly. before 29, i hadn't heart— holy moly. before 29, i hadn't even heard of— holy moly. before 29, i hadn't even heard of a— holy moly. before 29, i hadn't even heard of a saturn return. i hate— even heard of a saturn return. i have ta— even heard of a saturn return. i have ta saw— even heard of a saturn return. i have ta saw t— even heard of a saturn return. i have to say i hadn't heard of uhttt— have to say i hadn't heard of one until now— have to say i hadn't heard of one until now and i'm nearly 58 tt-s— one until now and i'm nearly 58 tt-s the— one until now and i'm nearly 58 now. it's the receipt— one until now and i'm nearly 58 now. it's the receipt for you. taah — now. it's the receipt for you. taah th— now. it's the receipt for you. taat. trh gathg— now. it's the receipt for you. look, i'm going to be getting my est— look, i'm going to be getting my second saturn— look, i'm going to be getting my second saturn return, presumably . is second saturn return, presumably . ts ht.— second saturn return, presumably . ts tt. ts— second saturn return, presumably . ts tt. ts ht— second saturn return, presumably . ts tt. ts tt a— second saturn return, presumably .is it. is it a thing— second saturn return, presumably . is it. is it a thing that .is it. is it a thing that comes around- .is it. is it a thing that comes around every 33 is comes around every 33 years? is that— comes around every 33 years? is that-idea?— comes around every 33 years? is that idea? assuming that the idea? i'm assuming that-s— that the idea? i'm assuming mars—the- that the idea? i'm assuming that's—the orbit. that the idea? i'm assumingi that's—the orbit of that's because of the orbit of sawm— that's because of the orbit of sewn—for- that's because of the orbit ofl saturn _for jesus. saturn around it did forjesus. right.— saturn around it did forjesus. right. and— saturn around it did forjesus. right. and mozart is a bad day. it right. and mozart is a bad day. n-a— right. and mozart is a bad day. me n— right. and mozart is a bad day. me it was— right. and mozart is a bad day. me it a— right. and mozart is a bad day. it a it was a difficult age. it was a it was a difficult age. 33, it was a it was a difficult age. as, wasn-t— it was a it was a difficult age. 33, wasn't-saturn,- 33, wasn't it? saturn, the one with the round it. yes. yes with the ring round it. yes. yes yeah. beautiful. very yeah. that beautiful. very beautiful,— yeah. that beautiful. very beautiful, yellow thing. beautiful, lovely yellow thing. do beautiful, lovely yellow thing. oo—tmck- beautiful, lovely yellow thing. do _thick those . do you know how thick those fings do you know how thick those rings are? i don't know how to react to that tiny . tiny. yeah. react to that tiny. tiny. yeah. yeah. they're almost entirely one dimensional. two dimensional? two dimensional? yeah. two dimensional. dimensional. dimensional. two dimensional. three dimensional. one dimensional.— three dimensional. onel dimensional.-of three dimensional. one dimensional. of emma, dimensional. speaking of emma, but yes, seriously. mean ,

but yes, seriously. i mean, she's mad. she's got 70 million followers, so i guess she's doing something right. oh, yes. clearly that she is g g ” 9 oh, yes. clearly that she is sacrificing her— clearly that she is sacrificing her chickens— clearly that she is sacrificing her chickens on _ clearly that she is sacrificing her chickens on the correct anar- — her chickens on the correct anar- _this— her chickens on the correct altar.-this is- her chickens on the correct altar. this is what people altar. well, this is what people like,— altar. well, this is what people [ma-m— altar. well, this is what people like,-in their- altar. well, this is what people like,-in their social. like, isn't it? in their social media they want media feed. they don't want people, making people, you know, making difficult you references difficult, you know, references to or like gdp to schopenhauer or like gdp figures from the from the south american. no, they just want to know how many followers you've got. yeah, it's as simple as that— got. yeah, it's as simple as that because— got. yeah, it's as simple as that because that- gm yeah, it's as simple as that because that seems gig yeah, it's as simple as that because that seems to be a sign— that because that seems to be a sign that— that because that seems to be a sign out you-o— that because that seems to be a sign that you're doing well. vouo— sign that you're doing well. yours-oo- sign that you're doing well. you're-at life- sign that you're doing well. you're-at life as. sign that you're doing well. you're at life as many you're winning at life as many followers.— you're winning at life as many fououors. — you're winning at life as many followers. .telling- you're winning at life as manyi followers. .telling-it's followers. i'm telling you, it's astrology. catnip for astrology. it's catnip for chicks. fight news chicks. bruce fight club news now the telegraph. is now in the telegraph. this is what can say about it. what i can say about it. obviously, this appalling what i can say about it. i obviously, this-appalling . what i can say about it. - obviously, this-appalling . a obviously, this is appalling. a seashor— obviously, this is appalling. a teacher-sacked- obviously, this is appalling. a teacher sacked after teacher has been sacked after she— teacher has been sacked after sus—hor- teacher has been sacked after sus—her pupils. teacher has been sacked after she—her pupils to| she encouraged her pupils to figm— she encouraged her pupils to fight—yours- fight each other. yeah a substitute _ fight each other. yeah a substitute teacher in texas has boon— substitute teacher in texas has been sacked— substitute teacher in texas has been sacked after— substitute teacher in texas has been sacked after allegedly been sacked after she allegedly encouraged— been sacked after she allegedly encouraged her— been sacked after she allegedly encouraged her students to fight in encouraged her students to fight ifs-busts— encouraged her students to fight iu-uuus .— encouraged her students to fight in _butts . natalie - in classroom butts. natalie gordo— in classroom butts. natalie garcia, who'd _ in classroom butts. natalie garcia, who'd been employed siuoo— garcia, who'd been employed ooiiy— garcia, who'd been employed since early march in a substitute— since early march in a substitute role, was dismissed from— substitute role, was dismissed from canberra _ substitute role, was dismissed from canberra middle school on iiursoioy— from canberra middle school on iiiuisuoy. siss— from canberra middle school on thursday. she was— from canberra middle school on thursday. she was getting him to iigiu. — thursday. she was getting him to iigiu. sus— thursday. she was getting him to iigiu. sis was— thursday. she was getting him to fight. she was filming them iigiuiug— fight. she was filming them iigiuiug .— fight. she was filming them fighting . seriously, i'm sorry, fighting. seriously, i'm sorry, it's fighting. seriously, i'm sorry, its not.—

fighting. seriously, i'm sorry, its not do— fighting. seriously, i'm sorry, it's not. do you— fighting. seriously, i'm sorry, it's not. do you remember being at it's not. do you remember being oi soiooi— it's not. do you remember being oi soiooi onu— it's not. do you remember being at school and getting into uouiio— at school and getting into trouble for— at school and getting into trouble for fighting ? yes. “q trouble for fighting? yes. they sou-o— trouble for fighting? yes. they con-o spou— trouble for fighting? yes. they can't spell natalie— trouble for fighting? yes. they can't spell natalie .- trouble for fighting? yes. they can't spell natalie . that's can't spell natalie. that's really annoying. well, i can't pronounce-no,- really annoying. well, i can't pronounce-no, you're- really annoying. well, i can't. pronounce.-no, you're right. pronounce. no, no, you're right. vou— pronounce. no, no, you're right. you know.— pronounce. no, no, you're right. you know. anyway.— pronounce. no, no, you're right. you know. anyway, so. - pronounce. no, no, you're right. /.3. , yeah, you know. anyway, so. yeah, local independent- /ig. yeah, local independent school district— local independent school district described the district have described the teachers— district have described the teacher's-as- district have described the teacher's as appalling teacher's actions as appalling onu— teacher's actions as appalling and intolerable— teacher's actions as appalling and intolerable .— teacher's actions as appalling and intolerable . just and intolerable. i just think moo-s— and intolerable. i just think that's outrageous . “43?" c and intolerable. i just think that's outrageous. / c that's outrageous. yeah, it is outrageous. this terrible . outrageous. this is terrible. it's the wrong kind of school. if it's the wrong kind of school. ii—iiioi— it's the wrong kind of school. if_that would- it's the wrong kind of school. if_that would bei it's the wrong kind of school.- if_that would be one if it was eton that would be one using.— if it was eton that would be one shins-iii— if it was eton that would be one shins-iii ii— if it was eton that would be one thing,-it? if they- if it was eton that would be one thing, it? if they were thing, wouldn't it? if they were fighting— thing, wouldn't it? if they were fighting o— thing, wouldn't it? if they were fighting a immer— thing, wouldn't it? if they were fighting a proper old school ioni— fighting a proper old school. ioui—so lord queensberry rules and so on. lord queensberry rules and so ou—iisisi- lord queensberry rules and so on._this? yeahi on. you know, like this? yeah oxoouy. — on. you know, like this? yeah oououy. yeah.— on. you know, like this? yeah exactly. yeah. bare knuckle. voois. — exactly. yeah. bare knuckle. yeah-i— exactly. yeah. bare knuckle. vooiili-ii- exactly. yeah. bare knuckle. yeah. .i-it wasn't. yeah. but i bet it wasn't like moi.— yeah. but i bet it wasn't like thou-wors- yeah. but i bet it wasn't like that. were pulling that. i bet they were pulling oasis— that. i bet they were pulling oasis-hoi— that. i bet they were pulling each-hair and,- that. i bet they were pulling- each-hair and,-know, each other's hair and, you know, but each other's hair and, you know, out-soo— each other's hair and, you know, out-soo-ou- each other's hair and, you know, but-see-on social. but do you see that on social medio— but do you see that on social media—sissy- but do you see that on social. media—they don't media when people, they don't stop— media when people, they don't stop siss— media when people, they don't stop sis-siss- media when people, they don't stop the the street or stop the fight in the street or whatever— stop the fight in the street or whatever- people - stop the fight in the street or whatever people are being. whatever and people are being. yeah.— whatever and people are being. yeah. its— whatever and people are being. yeah, it's horrible.— whatever and people are being. yeah, it's horrible. there- whatever and people are being. yeah, it's horrible. there was someone only have someone who seemed to only have one a half legs and one and a half legs and was being battered crutch and being battered with a crutch and no helping. did see no one was helping. did you see that? no one was helping. did you see shots-isost— no one was helping. did you see that?-best thing,— no one was helping. did you see that?-best thing, though, - that? the best thing, though, was-ii— that? the best thing, though, was-ii was- that? the best thing, though,| was-it was lwaffle was in i think it was a waffle house— was in i think it was a waffle house where— was in i think it was a waffle house where a— was in i think it was a waffle house where a woman who was serving— house where a woman who was sowing—counter.- serving behind the counter, somebody— serving behind the counter, somebody-o- serving behind the counter, somebody a chair at her somebody threw a chair at her onu— somebody threw a chair at her and-coughi— somebody threw a chair at her uni-sought ii— somebody threw a chair at her and caught it with one hand. and she caught it with one hand. oh, and she caught it with one hand. ou—oook— and she caught it with one hand. ou—oook ous- and she caught it with one hand. oh,-back out again.. oh, wow. wow back out again. sis-s— oh, wow. wow back out again.i sues—nous she's a hero. photography news now—guardian. she's a hero. photography news. now. _guardian and now. diane and the guardian and origiuoiiiy— now. diane and the guardian and originality-longer- now. diane and the guardian and originality longer black originality is no longer a black onu— originality is no longer a black and-issue.— originality is no longer a black ouu-issuo. ii— originality is no longer a black and issue, it seems. “in;

and white issue, it seems. yes. so and white issue, it seems. yes. so this— and white issue, it seems. yes. so this photograph,— and white issue, it seems. yes. so this photograph, as we saw on the front page of the guardian when headline when we did our headline coverage earlier, photographer coverage earlier, a photographer admits winning admits that his prize winning image was ai generated . now, of image was ai generated. now, of course, everybody there is the image. so it sort of he he won the german artist, boris elle edwards jackson revealed on his website that he was not going to collect the award for sony's world photography awards because he said, i was a little bit of a cheeky monkey. cheeky monkey. i think it's very cute. he called himself a cheeky monkey. right and he admitted to using this computer program to generate this image. now, this obviously calls into question, well, is the art the image itself or is it the concept that he created? and then he used the ai it the concept that he created? and then he used the al to create it ? well, he just i mean, create it? well, he just i mean, he create it? well, he just i mean, is uouiu— create it? well, he just i mean, he would have— create it? well, he just i mean, he would have given- {.iiuigii; fl well, he just i mean, he would have given some prompt, like he would have given some prompt, iiio young— he would have given some prompt, iiio young nonun— he would have given some prompt, like young woman with a with an own— like young woman with a with an oiuoi uonnon— like young woman with a with an older woman brushing her hair or sonoining. — older woman brushing her hair or something. _then- older woman brushing her hair or something-then he- older woman brushing her hair or something. “a: something. and then he had to choose submit . choose the image to submit. yeah. soi choose the image to submit. yeah. so i mean it's fairly

onviousiy— yeah. so i mean it's fairly obviously not— yeah. so i mean it's fairly obviously not not- / so i mean it's fairly obviously not not not in the same order of— obviously not not not in the same order of magnitude skill same order of magnitude of skill and onio— same order of magnitude of skill and non onu— same order of magnitude of skill and craft and expertise required to and craft and expertise required io-nouuoo— to actually produce a photography like that, isn't it? you—i— photography like that, isn't it? non—i on- photography like that, isn't it? well—i am being. well true. but i am being devil's advocate here. yeah. because what point do you because at what point do you sort say, well, what is art sort of say, well, what is art and isn't? is this the same and what isn't? is this the same as ii— and what isn't? is this the same as ii you— and what isn't? is this the same us if you use— and what isn't? is this the same as if you were in— and what isn't? is this the same as if you were in the— and what isn't? is this the same as if you were in the wi.- a“: fl is this the same as if you were in the wi. and you— as if you were in the wi. and you woo— as if you were in the wi. and you in— as if you were in the wi. and you in o— as if you were in the wi. and you were in a cake- as if you were in the wi. and you were in a cake competition ons— you were in a cake competition and you— you were in a cake competition and you sign-i— you were in a cake competition and you didn't-it,- you were in a cake competition and you didn't it, you and you didn't bake it, you nougni— and you didn't bake it, you bought-marks. and you didn't bake it, you bought marks and bought one from marks and sponsor-ss— bought one from marks and spencer's?-the- bought one from marks and spencer's? the same spencer's? is that the same ining— spencer's? is that the same thinglam_ spencer's? is that the same ininglon i— spencer's? is that the same thing am i missing point? thing or am i missing the point? it's thing or am i missing the point? ins—sons.— thing or am i missing the point? n-s—sons. is- thing or am i missing the point? n-s—sons. is is- it's sort of the same. is it kind— it's sort of the same. is it kind .variations- it's sort of the same. is it kind variations on a theme? kind of variations on a theme? ionos— kind of variations on a theme? wnoi i— kind of variations on a theme? wnoi i found— kind of variations on a theme? what i found slightly iced the sons.— what i found slightly iced the sons-no.— what i found slightly iced the sons-no no— what i found slightly iced the cake. no, no. you've just cake. no, no, no. you've just nougni— cake. no, no, no. you've just nougni ins— cake. no, no, no. you've just bought the cake— cake. no, no, no. you've just bought the cake and just maybe a ousting— bought the cake and just maybe a dusting-something.— dusting of something. yeah, usin— dusting of something. yeah, usii-siigniiy- well, i found slightly disturbing- well, i found slightly. disturbing-the well, i found slightly- disturbing-the picture disturbing was that the picture was disturbing was that the picture onviousiy— disturbing was that the picture was obviously ai— disturbing was that the picture was obviously ai generated. i onsoiuosiy— was obviously ai generated. i absolutely accept— was obviously ai generated. i absolutely accept in- was obviously ai generated. i absolutely accept in six- was obviously ai generated. i absolutely accept in six months time might be possible to time it might not be possible to tell, good of tell, but any good judge of a photography competition should have been see the have been able to see the woman's hand at that classic. i always struggles hands. always struggles with hands. you can't now, there can't see it now, but there are always giveaways. have always giveaways. if you have any idea, i'm arnie we have one last question. we've got 30 seconds to do this. diane oh, this is the male birth control pill potential breakthrough for male pill as

male birth control pill as scientists discover, that scientists discover, gene that can temporarily switch off sperm. so you take a little ionisi— sperm. so you take a little tablet - suddenly - so you take a little tablet suddenly all tablet and suddenly all your spoo— tablet and suddenly all your sons son-i— tablet and suddenly all your sperms can't swim anymore to da ons— sperms can't swim anymore to da ans-nunss— sperms can't swim anymore to dai and _fumes-harmed and no diesel fumes were harmed in no— and no diesel fumes were harmed in no oosss — and no diesel fumes were harmed in the process. so— and no diesel fumes were harmed in the process. so the show is nearly over. let's take another quick look at tuesday's front pages. the telegraph have gone with single sex schools can refuse trans pupils. they don't have to, but they can daily mail . so which genius thought it was a good idea to terrify the whole country at 3 pm. on a sunday? guardian have energy firms face kerbs on forced metre installations? the i have sunak under investigation by uk ethics watchdog over his wife's shares. the daily express reasons to be cheerful . the economy is on the cheerful. the economy is on the mend . finally, the daily star to mend. finally, the daily star to boldly go where no visually challenged man has gone before the dangers of space travel. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, diane spencer and bruce devlin. tune in the same time tomorrow. i'll be joined by roger monkhouse and josh and remember, if

josh howie. and remember, if you're the 5 am. you're watching the 5 am. repeat, tuned the repeat, stay tuned for the breakfast very breakfast show. thanks very much for watching. take care. good night .

faces an ethics investigator into his wife's financial interests. good morning. it's 6:00 on tuesday, the 18th of agni.— 6:00 on tuesday, the 18th of agni. inis— 6:00 on tuesday, the 18th of ann. no is— 6:00 on tuesday, the 18th of april. this is breakfast on gb nous— april. this is breakfast on gb usns unn— april. this is breakfast on gb news with eamonn holmes and isoisi— news with eamonn holmes and isabel webster— news with eamonn holmes and isabel webster. _ news with eamonn holmes and isabel webster. : g isabel webster. leading the news this morning, isabel webster. leading the news this morning , the parliamentary this morning, the parliamentary ethics watchdog has launched an investigation into rishi sunak over whether he should have informed mps about his wife's links to a child care company, given a boost in the budget. the prime minister maintains he declared the interest privately