us gb news. it's 11:00. in a us gb news. it's11:00. in a moment, headliners first, let's bnng moment, headliners first, let's bring you the latest news headunes. bring you the latest news headlines . and scotland's first headlines. and scotland's first minister humza yousaf says he'll oversee snp's finances after oversee the snp's finances after colin beattie today resigned as treasurer . colin beattie today resigned as treasurer. as police colin beattie today resigned as treasurer . as police investigate treasurer. as police investigate the party's accounting , mr the party's accounting, mr beattie is the second person to have been questioned by police trying to establish how more than £600,000 was given in donations and set aside for an independent referendum has been used up . mr yusuf has tweeted used up. mr yusuf has tweeted following the resignation, offering his thanks and adding the decision was in the best interests of the party. tonight, the prime minister has been urging unionists in northern ireland to return to stormont, saying restoring devolved

institutions is the best way forward . ed rishi sunak was forward. ed rishi sunak was speaking alongside other world leaders in belfast to mark 25 years since the signing of the good friday agreement. they concluded the anniversary celebrations with a gala dinner at hillsborough castle tonight where the former prime minister, tony blair, praised the people of northern ireland and northern ireland is a world away today from the northern ireland defined by bombs and bullets that i grew up with . i've so , so that i grew up with. i've so, so . the people of— that i grew up with. i've so, so . the people of northern- g c. i've so, so . the people of northern ireland are remarkable— . the people of northern ireland are remarkable people . the are remarkable people. the people— are remarkable people. the people have— are remarkable people. the people have strong convictions on occasions, stubborn ones , but on occasions, stubborn ones, but always— on occasions, stubborn ones, but always redeemed— on occasions, stubborn ones, but always redeemed by the qualities of e— always redeemed by the qualities of a pool— always redeemed by the qualities of e peel peerl— always redeemed by the qualities of a good heart and a creative mlnl— of a good heart and a creative mlnl .— of a good heart and a creative mlnl . former— of a good heart and a creative mind. former prime minister of a good heart and a creative mind . former prime minister tony mind. former prime minister tony pp...— mind. former prime minister tony plelr epeellnp— mind. former prime minister tony blair speaking there this evenlnp— blair speaking there this eveplpp . — blair speaking there this evening . now- blair speaking there this

evening . \�*z"�*ll blair speaking there this evening. \mp blair speaking there this- evening . now an inquest has evening. now an inquest has ruled the death of a doctor after his astrazeneca covid jab was due to unintended complications of the vaccine. 32 year old stephen wright was an nhs psychologist in south—east london. he died from a blood clot to his brain ten days after his first dose of the vaccine in january 2021. the coroner described it as a very unusual and deeply tragic case. astrazeneca says it is saddened by stephen's death . his widow, by stephen's death. his widow, charlotte, told gb news earlier on this evening more support is needed to, you know, to push the vaccine out so quickly. the government said- vaccine out so quickly. the government said that- altlt a tag the government said that they eff l: tq the government said that they had fltt l: t.q the government said that they had to lnlemnllp— government said that they had to lnlemnlfp .— government said that they had to indemnify . therefore, knowing indemnify. therefore, knowing peel— indemnify. therefore, knowing peppere— indemnify. therefore, knowing that there will— indemnify. therefore, knowing that there will be adverse eeelenel— that there will be adverse eeelenel .— that there will be adverse reactions . so— that there will be adverse reactions . so i- that there will be adverse reactions . so i think one of our reactions. so i think one of our llnl— reactions. so i think one of our llnl el— reactions. so i think one of our llnl of peppe— reactions. so i think one of our kind of things that we've been trying— kind of things that we've been lrylpp le— kind of things that we've been lrylpp le le— kind of things that we've been lrylpp le le le— kind of things that we've been trying to do to say is if you knew— trying to do to say is if you knew peel— trying to do to say is if you knew that before you rolled it out:— knew that before you rolled it ell, p...— knew that before you rolled it out, then where— knew that before you rolled it out, then where was the support for me— out, then where was the support for llpe people— out, then where was the support for the people that you knew would— for the people that you knew would be— for the people that you knew would be adversely reacted effected— would be adversely reacted effected by— would be adversely reacted affected by it— would be adversely reacted affected by it .7_ would be adversely reacted affected by it .7 you know, so it

affected by it.7 you know, so it should— affected by it.7 you know, so it should howe— affected by it.7 you know, so it should have been— affected by it.7 you know, so it should have been in place before . labour— should have been in place before . lopow le— should have been in place before . labour is accusing— should have been in place before . labour is accusing the- . labour is accusing the government of denying justice to victims of the infected blood scandal between 1970 and 1991. thousands of people were infected with hiv and hepatitis after being given contaminated blood products. in an interim report, the chair of the inquiry recommended that reparations should be extended to include bereaved parents and children . bereaved parents and children. cabinet office minister jeremy quin told the commons the government is considering that recommend action . and lastly, recommend action. and lastly, the supermarket giant tesco says it plans to appeal after lidl won a high court battle over branding . lidl argued tesco's branding. lidl argued tesco's use of a yellow circle on its clubcard logo was an infringement of their main store logo . a judge agreed and found logo. a judge agreed and found in favour of lidl, saying it was a violation of their trademark rights and copyright . you're up

rights and copyright. you're up to date on tv online , dab+ radio to date on tv online, dab+ radio and on the tune in app with gb news the people's channel. time now for headliners . now for headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm leo kearse . and joining me i'm leo kearse. and joining me tonight— i'm leo kearse. and joining me lowplel lo— i'm leo kearse. and joining me loplplel lo po— i'm leo kearse. and joining me tonight to go through thursday's newspapers— tonight to go through thursday's pewepopere or— tonight to go through thursday's newspapers or expert stories sweepe— newspapers or expert stories sniffers lewis— newspapers or expert stories sniffers lewis shaffer and slepleen — sniffers lewis shaffer and slepleep sorry— sniffers lewis shaffer and stephen sorry steve n alan. how are stephen sorry steve n alan. how you?— stephen sorry steve n alan. how you? how— stephen sorry steve n alan. how are you? how are— stephen sorry steve n alan. how are you? how are you— stephen sorry steve n alan. ft; 7 how are you both stephen sorry steve n alan. fltzi; m7 how are you both doing? are you? how are you both doing? i'm are you? how are you both doing? l-m olow. — are you? how are you both doing? l-m olow. l-w— are you? how are you both doing? i'm okay. i'm actually— fltzi; m7 how are you both doing? i'm okay. t tifqp i'm okay. i'm actually really excited about today's stories. that's good to hear. excited about today's stories. that's good to hear . steve are that's good to hear. steve are you— that's good to hear. steve are you oe— that's good to hear. steve are you as excited as lewis? i'm more shocked by you- t f: 57 i'm more shocked by you bringing a poellwe— more shocked by you bringing a positive attitude— more shocked by you bringing a positive attitude ._ more shocked by you bringing a positive attitude . i don't know positive attitude. i don't know whol— positive attitude. i don't know what lo— positive attitude. i don't know what to wow— positive attitude. i don't know what to work with now. that's me— what to work with now. that's the ew— what to work with now. that's the me— what to work with now. that's the new me anyway. that's the awkward small talk. let's have a look at thursday's front pages . look at thursday's front pages. the telegraph leads with russian spy the telegraph leads with russian epw empe— the telegraph leads with russian spy ships threatened to sabotage uk spy ships threatened to sabotage u, energy— spy ships threatened to sabotage uk energy slmph!— spy ships threatened to sabotage uk energy supply by the i has uk

feces— uk energy supply by the i has uk foeee 5%_ uk energy supply by the i has uk faces 5% interest— uk energy supply by the i has uk faces 5% interest rates after fallop— faces 5% interest rates after lolllnp lo— faces 5% interest rates after failing to tame— faces 5% interest rates after failing to tame inflation. the ewowllon— failing to tame inflation. the guardian has— failing to tame inflation. the guardian has senior officials reply— guardian has senior officials ready lo— guardian has senior officials ready lo pull— guardian has senior officials ready to quit if— guardian has senior officials ready to quit if raab survives bullying— ready to quit if raab survives bullying inquiry-— ready to quit if raab survives bullying inquiry. the financial llmee— bullying inquiry. the financial llmee poe— bullying inquiry. the financial times has inflation stuck in double— times has inflation stuck in double digits,— times has inflation stuck in double digits, offers little hope— double digits, offers little hope for— double digits, offers little hope for end _ double digits, offers little hope for end to cost of living owele— hope for end to cost of living owele .— hope for end to cost of living owele . lee— hope for end to cost of living crisis. the daily— hope for end to cost of living crisis . the daily express hope for end to cost of living crisis. the daily express has. we— crisis. the daily express has. lle musl— crisis. the daily express has. we must unite— crisis. the daily express has. we must unite to— crisis. the daily express has. we must unite to protect women's wome— we must unite to protect women's wome- lee— we must unite to protect women's wplele. llpe pally— we must unite to protect women's rights. the daily star has a flop— rights. the daily star has a flat earther. _ rights. the daily star has a flat earther. the- rights. the daily star has a flat earther. the earth is not as flat as we hoped, and those were your front pages . we begin were your front pages. we begin with the telegraph. _ t 3 we begin with the telegraph. what's on the from— with the telegraph. what's on the front cover— with the telegraph. what's on the front cover there, lewis? well — the front cover there, lewis? well owe— the front cover there, lewis? well the le— the front cover there, lewis? well, this is the— the front cover there, lewis? well, this is the russian- the front cover there, lewis? well, this is the russian spy ships threatened to sabotage the uk's energy supply. and this is poeloollw— uk's energy supply. and this is poeleollw we— uk's energy supply. and this is basically it's a— uk's energy supply. and this is basically it's a it's— uk's energy supply. and this is basically it's a it's a— g and this is basically it's a it's a fear, few— basically it's a it's a fear, fear mongering- basically it's a it's a fear, fear mongering piece about how the fear mongering piece about how we reopene— fear mongering piece about how the russians are— fear mongering piece about how the russians are looking to destroy— the russians are looking to destroy ow— the russians are looking to destroy our energy. i wonder why 7 destroy our energy. i wonder why ? why, why? because we blew up their pipeline. so, of course, this is going to happen. well, i mean, in fairness, russia had

been doing some other things. there might have been in the news, you might— there might have been in the news, you might have noticed leew— news, you might have noticed llpew polem— news, you might have noticed they might have— news, you might have noticed they might have been. but they probably—lo- they might have been. but they probably to blow probably weren't going to blow up if we their up our supply if we left their supply don't think we supply alone. i don't think we blew up the nord stream gas pipeline russia pipeline that was either russia or possibly america, depending on conspiracy on which which crazy conspiracy theorist you believe. i think we meaning our side fighting this thing. the west. yeah well, i'm interested thing. the west. yeah well, i'm lnlereelel le— thing. the west. yeah well, i'm interested in here,— thing. the west. yeah well, i'm interested in here, steve,- lg �*lflanzlc l/ffl“ well, i'm interested in here, steve, is we— interested in here, steve, is we feel— interested in here, steve, is the fact that— interested in here, steve, is the fact that wind farms so pull— the fact that wind farms so we've built all— the fact that wind farms so we've built all these wind farms wol— we've built all these wind farms that people— we've built all these wind farms that provide us— we've built all these wind farms that provide us with you know, alleged— that provide us with you know, ollepeo alple— that provide us with you know, alleged albie safe, clean energy and thev're— alleged albie safe, clean energy and they're the— alleged albie safe, clean energy and they're the ones that are vulnerable— and they're the ones that are vulnerable because a russian emp— vulnerable because a russian elelp eon— vulnerable because a russian eplp eon— vulnerable because a russian eplp peel— vulnerable because a russian ship can can just drive up to them — ship can can just drive up to them or— ship can can just drive up to them or sell— ship can can just drive up to them or sail up— ship can can just drive up to them or sail up to them because they— them or sail up to them because they ooh-l— them or sail up to them because lhew ooh-l howe— them or sail up to them because they don't have wheels and chop they don't have wheels and chop the cable — they don't have wheels and chop the cable. and— they don't have wheels and chop the cable. and then— they don't have wheels and chop the cable. : : the cable. and then no more wind energy. very but the other energy. very true. but the other alternative was buying in some of from russia, which of that stuff from russia, which feels russia sort feels like russia had some sort of control well. so i of control over as well. so i think if you just look at it as in, oh, it's not the most secure form of power, neither is buying it from russia. if you're wowlel— it from russia. if you're worried about- c t if you're worried about russia, there are other— worried about russia, there are other sources— worried about russia, there are other sources power.

other sources of power. we could have— other sources of power. we could have nuclear power have built nuclear power stations. yes. and should stations. yes. and we should howe— stations. yes. and we should have—have! stations. yes. and we should. have _have been have done we should have been doing— have done we should have been tong-tot— have done we should have been tolhp-tot-two- doing that for the last two decades— doing that for the last two decades because they take a whlle— decades because they take a whlle to— decades because they take a while to build. _ decades because they take a while to build. c while to build. 50 now it's a bit while to build. so now it's a bit late going like, oh, has anyone got some nifty small modular thing that has to use thorium? so we're a bit late to the— thorium? so we're a bit late to the pome— thorium? so we're a bit late to the game oh— thorium? so we're a bit late to the game on that— thorium? so we're a bit late to the game on that one,- c. 7 so we're a bit late to the game on that one, but it's a hlxtwe— the game on that one, but it's a mixture though. _ the game on that one, but it's a mixture though. l/i. the game on that one, but it's a mixture though. l/tit. t:tit . the game on that one, but it's a mixture though. l.flit t:tit . mixture though. you don't hate the farms. do love the the wind farms. i do love the whole of different whole collection of different power i hate the wind power supplies. i hate the wind tethe— power supplies. i hate the wind farms pho— power supplies. i hate the wind farms and it's— power supplies. i hate the wind farms and it's not— power supplies. i hate the wind farms and it's not-if- power supplies. i hate the wind farms and it's not-if the- farms and it's not as if the who— farms and it's not as if the who-hot- farms and it's not as if the- wind-not vulnerable, wind farms are not vulnerable, but wind farms are not vulnerable, hut-oleo— wind farms are not vulnerable, hut-oleo lt— wind farms are not vulnerable, but-also if the _ wind farms are not vulnerable, but also if the russians but it's also if the russians eut— but it's also if the russians out-eohle. — but it's also if the russians cut-cable. _and. but it's also if the russiansi cut-cable.-and it's cut the cable. yeah. and it's going— cut the cable. yeah. and it's goinglbe_ cut the cable. yeah. and it's going be immediately felt going to be immediately felt there-e— going to be immediately felt there-e ho— going to be immediately felt there's no more— going to be immediately felt there's no more electricity eohlhp— there's no more electricity eohthp out— there's no more electricity coming out because cables coming out because the cables cut coming out because the cables out—o— coming out because the cables out—o hoot- coming out because the cables cut—a boat right. cut and there's a boat right there.— cut and there's a boat right there. the— cut and there's a boat right there. the russian boat, the westph— there. the russian boat, the weston—to- there. the russian boat, the russian—to be| russian boat is going to be destroyed.— russian boat is going to be destroyed. becomes destroyed. so it becomes a shelte— destroyed. so it becomes a suicide mission.- destroyed. so it becomes a- suicide mission.-not suicide mission. so they're not going— suicide mission. so they're not pope-well— suicide mission. so they're not pothp-well-hot- suicide mission. so they're not going well. not sure going to do well. i'm not sure if going to do well. i'm not sure lt-hot— going to do well. i'm not sure lt-hot ewe— going to do well. i'm not sure if-not sure if— going to do well. i'm not sure if-not sure if we- going to do well. i'm not sure if not sure if we would if i'm not sure if we would ehoet— if i'm not sure if we would enact justice _ if i'm not sure if we would enact justice that swiftly. pup.— enact justice that swiftly. hwt. t— enact justice that swiftly. hwt. t mem— enact justice that swiftly. but, i mean, we- enact justice that swiftly. but, i mean, we can- enact justice that swiftly. . but, i mean, we can-here. enact justice that swiftly. - but, i mean, we can-here. so but, i mean, we can see here. so these russian boats that these are russian boats that are passing themselves as passing themselves off as research vessels or fishing trawlers. there's a picture there— trawlers. there's a picture there oh— there's a picture there on telegraph of a guy there on the telegraph of a guy wlth— there on the telegraph of a guy wlth o— there on the telegraph of a guy with a machine— there on the telegraph of a guy with a machine and with a machine gun and a teleolowo— with a machine gun and a balaclava doesn't look like balaclava who doesn't look like hee— balaclava who doesn't look like help-shoot— balaclava who doesn't look like he's-shoot-fish. . balaclava who doesn't look like he's-shoot-fish. i he's going to shoot any fish. well— he's going to shoot any fish. wellllom-t— he's going to shoot any fish. well,ldon't know— he's going to shoot any fish. well,ldon't know how- well, i don't know how much research partaken i did research you partaken of. i did

an research an undergraduate research student chemistry, and student ship in chemistry, and i was tooled up just in case. you never never know when it's never you never know when it's all kick off. that's all going to kick off. that's just science is done just how science is done these days. got the story days. we've also got the story about braverman given powers to ignore the echr yeah, to ignore the echr yeah, which to me because me is a surprise because i didn't because we're not didn't realise because we're not in the eu anymore, why should we follow oecd? when i say we, follow the oecd? when i say we, i i should well i mean america. i should well apparent. britain up i mean america. i should well apparent . britain up to apparent. britain signed up to the temp— apparent. britain signed up to the temp emo— britain signed up to the echr and helped found the temp— the echr and helped found the temp wow— the echr and helped found the echr way before,— the echr and helped found the echr way before, way before the eu echr way before, way before the hp we— echr way before, way before the hp eeh— echr way before, way before the hp o— echr way before, way before the eu was even a thing. / eu was even a thing. yeah. so yeah— eu was even a thing. yeah. so yeah. hut— eu was even a thing. yeah. so yeah. but lt— eu was even a thing. yeah. so yeah, but it does mean that the flights to rwanda will be able to take off because as the echr won't be able to stop them. yeah , the echr echr is enabled yeah, the echr echr is enabled to etop— yeah, the echr echr is enabled to etop them— yeah, the echr echr is enabled to stop them now— yeah, the echr echr is enabled to stop them now because the temp— to stop them now because the temp the— to stop them now because the echr the echr— to stop them now because the echr the echr did stop them. ttit echr the echr did stop them. no echt— echr the echr did stop them. no echt hoe— echr the echr did stop them. no echt has me— echr the echr did stop them. no echr has no troops— echr the echr did stop them. no echr has no troops ._ echr the echr did stop them. no echr has no troops . they've- echr the echr did stop them. no echr has no troops . they've got echr has no troops. they've got no soldiers. but the trouble is we're in a law abiding society where we tend to listen to the courts. and if we don't jurisdiction over us, they'll turn up and just cut the cable. and the next thing you know, we lose those three megawatts of power. yeah. can we the

power. yeah. can we cut the cable to the echr that might solve problems. cable to the echr that might solve what's problems. cable to the echr that might solve what's what's lems. cable to the echr that might solve what's what's oi'its. cable to the echr that might solve what's what's on the anyway, what's what's on the front cover of the financial times, steve? couple of times, steve? a couple of interesting india posed to interesting ones. india posed to outstrip terms outstrip china. this is in terms of in of number of of people in terms of number of people there. they're people living there. they're going overtake become the going to overtake and become the most populous which most populous country, which means, there's means, you know, if there's a one football game, one on one football game, they've mark and they've got enough to mark and still score. i'm not sure how how— still score. i'm not sure how how mweh— still score. i'm not sure how how much this— still score. i'm not sure how how much this is— still score. i'm not sure how how much this is a- q ttzi; i'm not sure how how much this is a big story heoowee— how much this is a big story because then— how much this is a big story because then if— how much this is a big story because then if you look at twthet— because then if you look at mother-oh— because then if you look at further-on the- because then if you look at further on the front page, further down on the front page, thew—economy- further down on the front page, they—economy willi they say china's economy will etlll—m— they say china's economy willi still—in comparison. they say china's economy will. still—in comparison. still be massive in comparison. i still be massive in comparison. lwomel— still be massive in comparison. twomel lt— still be massive in comparison. i wonder if that's— still be massive in comparison. i wonder if that's-the. i wonder if that's actually the more important well, more important thing. well, i think we we're moving think as we we're moving into a new phase global politics new phase of global politics where is sort of trying to where china is sort of trying to trying become the new the new trying to become the new the new superpower america. superpower to replace america. but it's going to be stymied by the fact that the child the fact that the one child policy for so long. so you're punished. you weren't allowed to have than one child, which have more than one child, which helped their economy for so long because weren't because people weren't distracted children. distracted by raising children. they just work down they could just go and work down the all day long. erg but the pit all day long. erg but that ee— the pit all day long. erg but that means there _ c t:fl gift; erg but that means there weren't enough ehlltteh— that means there weren't enough ohlltteh to— that means there weren't enough ohlltteh to he— that means there weren't enough children to be workers now. ' t: children to be workers now. and i children to be workers now. and t thmh—

children to be workers now. and tthmh wee— children to be workers now. and i think we're going— children to be workers now. and i think we're going to see china decline, whereas india , which decline, whereas india, which is, you know, a free and democratic country compared to china , it doesn't have that china, it doesn't have that problem. no , no, no, no. what it problem. no, no, no, no. what it means is that india is going to decline a little bit further in the future because india is also population is going to be dropping soon. some dropping soon. well, at some point every everyone's population going drop . population is going to drop. everyone of has to, because everyone kind of has to, because there's people know there's a lot of people know there's a lot of people know there are some places that population will continue to grow. a nightmare for grow. this is a nightmare for china because because there won't be people who to pay. there won't be young people. what happens is, is it becomes too expensive. each young person has to pay a bigger and bigger part of the old people's pensions. yeah. and so it's like a ponzi scheme. it's like a ponzi scheme. and why would you bnng ponzi scheme. and why would you bring a child into the world knowing that your kid is going to have to work for old people? and it's not it's not going to happen. do fix that by happen. you also do fix that by increasing the retirement age. so old work towards so the old people work towards paying so the old people work towards paying themselves paying for themselves for longer. try getting longer. yeah, you try getting that look what happened

that through. look what happened in in france. in look what happened in france. but it makes sense. it's not the— but it makes sense. it's not the-only— but it makes sense. it's not llhe-ohlw wow- but it makes sense. it's not like-only way to - but it makes sense. it's not like only way to do this is like the only way to do this is to me— like the only way to do this is to mean that— like the only way to do this is to mean that young will like the only way to do this is to m

can pretty much avoid buying a new telly, you can avoid buying all other things that go up. all the other things that go up. it's not great for the economy. it's not great for the economy. it slows it but that's it slows it down. but that's what they're trying do. but what they're trying to do. but food is painful around food inflation is painful around 16. other day. this 16. i saw the other day. so this this is interesting thing, this is the interesting thing, though, that people are still blaming little blaming this a little on quantitative easing. and i remembered when were on remembered leo, when we were on this months ago, you this show months ago, you explained beautifully how quantitative easing produces extra ends up extra money that ends up in assets. yeah . it tends to assets. yes. yeah. it tends to flow— assets. yes. yeah. it tends to tlow mto— assets. yes. yeah. it tends to flow into into— assets. yes. yeah. it tends to flow into into fixed- l”fli;~;: yeah. it tends to flow into into fixed asset s so that— flow into into fixed asset s so that wowlo— flow into into fixed asset s so that would give _ flow into into fixed asset s so that would give you asset htlotloh — that would give you asset inflation. but- that would give you asset inflation. that would give you asset- inflation. but what we're really struggling with now struggling with right now is food inflation above food inflation over and above average inflation. how what's average inflation. so how what's the that gets it from the mechanism that gets it from increased house prices into increased house prices into increased of milk? well increased pint of milk? well i don't know, steve. i wish i had some time to prepare for that question. like politician question. like a politician getting getting caught. no, that's why i didn't tweet that earlier well. didn't want you earlier as well. didn't want you to a good to research it. that was a good point. leo knows the answer point. no, leo knows the answer , the answer is this. i'd , but the answer is this. i'd like hand over to my like to hand over to my spokesman. okay. bye. spokesman. okay. bye bye bye. printing so money, printing so much money, it deflates . the

deflates the currency. the currency is the us dollar. it deflates all oil is exchanged around the world in us dollars. so because our currency, the us dollar is deflating it, then means that the oil, the oil producing countries have to raise the oil prices. yeah and also and also, i mean, we haven't seen a deflation, a huge deflation in house prices and fixed asset prices. so they're still incredibly high. but now , still incredibly high. but now, you know, other— still incredibly high. but now, you know, other other- flu t: ”�* t; but now, you know, other other assets 5“ t: ”�* t; but now, you know, other other assets are going— you know, other other assets are going up— you know, other other assets are pomp wp oe— you know, other other assets are pomp wp oe well.— you know, other other assets are pomp wp oe well — you know, other other assets are going up as well. l.flit you know, other other assets are going up as well. lf. going up as well. you know, just assets that that we that we use. like if you go and buy a lettuce or if you're scottish, a mars bar , then they're going up in bar, then they're going up in price. and it was i mean, part of it was the energy crisis and everything was costing more to produce from the farm , the produce right from the farm, the price of fertilisers and everything that went up. everything like that went up. but think also businesses but i think now also businesses are but i think now also businesses thew-te— but i think now also businesses are they're taking— but i think now also businesses are they're taking the oppottwmtw- are they're taking the opportunity to gouge and not eowe— opportunity to gouge and not eeoe the— opportunity to gouge and not reduce the prices. lf. opportunity to gouge and not reduce the prices. lf reduce the prices. you know, that-e— reduce the prices. you know, that's money they definitely are because we're all we accept it, don't we? all gone up in don't we? all that's gone up in price. and unless the

price. and unless you get the calculator out and work out the percentage, just blame on percentage, you just blame it on 10% you know what 10% inflation. do you know what that the most ridiculous that is the most ridiculous thing. as if as if these. as if these companies greedy these companies weren't greedy and get money and wanting wanted to get money back the day. it so back in the day. it just so happens this year they've decided money before decided to make money before that interested that they weren't interested in money but things money at all. yeah, but things are and also food was are in trains. and also food was incredibly cheap historical incredibly cheap by historical standards and still is standards. yeah, and it still is in time and then. still is. in time and then. it still is. still and what makes it still is. and what makes it expensive is that people are buying the most worthless, pointless that goes pointless food that that goes bad.so pointless food that that goes bad. so it's like all you need to do is you need to have like have a simple diet of red meat and eggs. yeah, red meat and eggs.the and eggs. yeah, red meat and eggs. the cheapest things in the supermarket and the cheapest supermarket and not the cheapest thing. collectively , you thing. but collectively, you know cheapest thing is? know what the cheapest thing is? the thing is the most expensive thing is a piece of broccoli that buy. piece of broccoli that you buy. and initially but and it's cheap. initially but you throw most of it out because you throw most of it out because you it. what did you don't eat it. what did broccoli do to you? louis? this is i broccoli do to you? louis? this le-t wom— broccoli do to you? louis? this le-t wont to— broccoli do to you? louis? this is-i want to know.- tt t:tit f7 louis? this is i want to know. anyway is what i want to know. anyway stewe— is what i want to know. anyway stewe. let-e— is what i want to know. anyway steve, let's quickly have a look at the— steve, let's quickly have a look at the hom— steve, let's quickly have a look at the front cover— steve, let's quickly have a look at the front cover of the daily txpeeee. — at the front cover of the daily express. yeah,— at the front cover of the daily express. l”fli;fl”�* gf at the front cover of the daily express. / gf t

express. yeah, they've got their headline. to headline. we must unite to protect this is protect women's rights. this is to joining forces to to rival mps joining forces to make a statement saying that we should defend women's do make a statement saying that we sh01know fend women's do make a statement saying that we sh01know fend ithisen's do make a statement saying that we sh01know fend ithisen'sone do make a statement saying that we sh01know fend ithisen'sone of do you know what this is? one of those where there would those stories where there would be such an easy way to frame this everyone would agree this that everyone would agree with, defending rights with, because defending rights makes sense as you're makes sense as long as you're not it's because not saying and it's because of what did. the argument what your side did. the argument that on trans issues that happens on trans issues seems mainly online, fuelled by two one if you say two things. one is if you say anything against trans issues, some the ones go, some people, the loud ones go, that's transphobic. if you say anything wrong, questioning the other some people other side, some people go, well, that's just take well, that's misogyny. just take those out. most of those two out. most of that group this before, group and i've said this before, but honestly believe most but i honestly believe most people would like no people would agree on like no one rapists in one wants male rapists in women's prisons , even though women's prisons, even though they considered no go on. they are considered no go on. is they aren't considered male . is they aren't considered male. 50 is they aren't considered male. so the— is they aren't considered male. so the the— is they aren't considered male. 50 this this statement- is they aren't considered male. 50 this this statement here- is they aren't considered male. so this this statement here is automatically offensive . you automatically offensive. you think it's like all benign and stuff . but but the trans stuff. but but the trans movement people would say we are protecting women's rights. it's a different kind of woman and they need to be protected. you're seeing them. you're

seeing women's rights against men. but it creates it creates mechanisms that predatory males by which i mean all males can exploit to get access to women's spaces. and we're seeing pretty homtle— spaces. and we're seeing pretty homtle emo— spaces. and we're seeing pretty homtle who l— spaces. and we're seeing pretty horrific and i think— t and we're seeing pretty horrific and i think genuine tome— horrific and i think genuine trans everybody knows that pehwme — trans everybody knows that genuine trans— trans everybody knows that genuine trans women who looks the— genuine trans women who looks the o— genuine trans women who looks the o womm— genuine trans women who looks like a woman and— genuine trans women who looks like a woman and has put some ettott— like a woman and has put some ettott m.— like a woman and has put some effort in. yeah,— like a woman and has put some effort in. yeah, you— like a woman and has put some effort in. yeah, you know, mohoow-e— effort in. yeah, you know, nobody's trying to stop blaire whlte— nobody's trying to stop blaire whlte hom — nobody's trying to stop blaire white from using the women's tollete— white from using the women's tollete-lt— white from using the women's toilets it wouldn't be toilets and it wouldn't ever be an toilets and it wouldn't ever be oh-hlohe— toilets and it wouldn't ever be an-blaire white- an issue for blaire white heee— an issue for blaire white because-looks- an issue for blaire white because looks like a an issue for blaire white- because-looks like a woman. because she looks like a woman. whet— because she looks like a woman. what-hewe— because she looks like a woman. what-hewe tot— because she looks like a woman. what-issue for her- because she looks like a woman. what-issue for her is- because she looks like a woman. what-issue for her is when. what is an issue for her is when you these lumpy, weird you get these lumpy, weird blokes and frocks who want to 90, blokes and frocks who want to go, i want to go into the women's rooms. it's go, i want to go into the wom no.l rooms. it's go, i want to go into the wom no. well rooms. it's go, i want to go into the wom no. well we'veooms. it's go, i want to go into the wom no. well we've created 's like, no. well we've created a mechanism that allows that that bloke to go in. i'm saying there's a way of framing that, that you can actually have the discussion. whereas you're right, agree on right, both sides would agree on the need attention, right, both sides would agree on the you need attention, right, both sides would agree on the you don't need attention, right, both sides would agree on the you don't geted attention, right, both sides would agree on the you don't get to attention, right, both sides would agree on the you don't get to those on, but you don't get to those because you kick off the fight first. no no, no. that's why that's happens. no, it's that's how it happens. no, it's not because the way not because because the way you're presenting is , is you're presenting it is, is people say that there are people will say that there are so few of those cases of a big,

burly guy going into prison games . the system maybe is that games. the system maybe is that they're not really they don't think they're a woman. they're just thinking, wow, this is a way to get out of that thing. this is a prison than this is a better prison. and i can hang out with these women and do bad things. but the number of people, a lot of people people, most a lot of people think that's just such think that that's just such a small thing. it's a red, red herring. would you call it red herring. would you call it a red herring? it's red herring. herring? it's a red herring. it's non—issue . you and you it's a non—issue. you and you keeping it keeping on mentioning this, it seems benign . but to them, they seems benign. but to them, they think themselves , holy cow, think themselves, holy cow, this is wrong. i think one incident of a big burly bloke going into a women's is one too a women's prison is one too many. anyway, time for some sponsored messages. but join us in sponsored messages. but join us m-momehte— sponsored messages. but join us m-momehte tot— sponsored messages. but join us in-moments for miracle- : 3 but join us in moments for miracle soup in mere moments for miracle soup .—tot— in mere moments for miracle soup .—tot eowhell- in mere moments for miracle soup ._fat council fat- . fat brits and fat council fat eate— . fat brits and fat council fat eote. see— . fat brits and fat council fat eote. see wow— . fat brits and fat council fat cats. see you in— . fat brits and fat council fat cats. see you in a- . fat brits and fat council fat cats. see you in a couple of mmwtee—

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etwetw— me leo kearse and my trusty etwetw lowe— me leo kearse and my trusty crusty louis depher and my handy oomp— crusty louis depher and my handy oohow stewe— crusty louis depher and my handy temp stewe h— crusty louis depher and my handy dandy steve n allen. �*lftlf gf. dandy steve n allen. we've got thursday's times next and apparently you can cure diabetes by giving people a good shake . by giving people a good shake. is there anything that physical violence can't fix? louis well, you know what? you might want to hit the head say, hit him in the head and say, you're eating much. it's the you're eating too much. it's the times. says soup shake times. it says soup and shake diet can reverse diabetes . diet can reverse diabetes. according diabetes according to the diabetes remission trial, clinical trial direct, which was funded by diabetes uk and diabetes uk is like, i think it's the main diabetes company in organisation in the in the country in making diabetes, asking them to talk about diet is like asking bill gates to talk about vaccines. well they're world renowned experts . yeah they it's experts. yeah they it's basically what they're saying is that they put these guys on an 800 calorie a day diet for three months. that doesn't sound like very much. it isn't very much. and that automatically cures diabetes. so were these big fat people that they must have been fat people. they had type two

diabetes. right. and when you that's the one that you sort of get through through lifestyle or. yeah by eating develop it rather— or. yeah by eating develop it rather them— or. yeah by eating develop it rather than being— l”fli;fl”�* by eating develop it rather than being born with it. what— rather than being born with it. what happens— rather than being born with it. what happens le— rather than being born with it. what happens is when- rather than being born with it. what happens is when you're fat, there's no room to store the sugar that's in your bloodstream. so your sugar, so the sugar your has no the sugar in your blood has no place but stays in the place to go but stays in the blood and just wreaks but blood and just wreaks havoc. but when weight , it frees when you lose weight, it frees up the fat cells so that so that you can eat the same amount of food. well, you can't eat the same amount of food. you're eating so much less. and it it gets it gets dissipated. so losing is the is the losing weight is the is the surefire way to stop being diabetic. but 800 calories, you can't keep it up for very long. and that's what happened with these people. well, i don't know. some some of these people the size of them, i mean, they could go on a hunger, hunger strike. and the doctor would phe— strike. and the doctor would give them— strike. and the doctor would give them p— strike. and the doctor would give them 17 years- and the doctor would give them 17 years live. give them 17 years to live. stewe. —mahei give them 17 years to live. l steve, _ make of give them 17 years to live. - steve,_make of this? steve, what do you make of this? yeah— steve, what do you make of this? teah. tlmtlw — steve, what do you make of this? yeah, firstly, it's— steve, what do you make of this? yeah, firstly, it's not— steve, what do you make of this? yeah, firstly, it's not just- steve, what do you make of this? yeah, firstly, it's not just any- yeah, firstly, it's not just any soupin yeah, firstly, it's not just any soup in any shape. we should say that. it's not like cup soup

that. it's not like cup of soup and mcdonald's milkshake and mcdonald's vanilla milkshake because then. because you still be fat then. but it was in canada couple of but it was in canada a couple of years they did years ago. they did some research and spotted you research and spotted that if you do really calorie restricted do a really calorie restricted diet, you can get rid some of diet, you can get rid of some of the symptoms that are associated with diabetes. is with type two diabetes. this is just if you do just saying if you do it for a long while, keep the weight off, you're effectively in remission because don't any because you don't need any medication. five year medication. this is a five year period. look at. i don't period. they look at. i don't think fully spot on. think you were fully spot on. i don't think it is just to do with fat cells. it's to do with insulin levels because they used to two diabetes, to call type two diabetes, insulin and it resets insulin deafness, and it resets the your cells the way in which your cells respond insulin. look, respond to insulin. look, it's good isn't it? i don't good news, isn't it? i don't know why you'd hate this. this is you on the two is great. you go on the two part,— is great. you go on the two pat. the— is great. you go on the two pat. the the— is great. you go on the two part, the five two- 01153. you go on the two part, the five two diet and it pete— part, the five two diet and it pete het— part, the five two diet and it pete ho ot— part, the five two diet and it pete ho ot. — part, the five two diet and it gets rid of. i'll— part, the five two diet and it gets rid of. .. . gets rid of. i'll tell you it isn't. i'll tell you the bad news. the bad news is it's eoetmp— news. the bad news is it's eoetmp the— news. the bad news is it's costing the nhs- the bad news is it's costing the nhs £1,100 per patent.— costing the nhs £1,100 per patent-le— costing the nhs £1,100 per patient. is costing us patient. how is it costing us money— patient. how is it costing us money to— patient. how is it costing us money to pet— patient. how is it costing us money to get people to eat less? welte— money to get people to eat less? we're prescribing— money to get people to eat less? we're prescribing them. money to get people to eat less? vmean,'escribing them. money to get people to eat less? vmean, that's ng them. money to get people to eat less? vmean, that's not them. money to get people to eat less? vmean, that's not you them. money to get people to eat less? vmean, that's not you don'tzm. money to get people to eat less? vmean, that's not you don't get i mean, that's not you don't get eowp— i mean, that's not you don't get eowp-the— i mean, that's not you don't get soup the pharmacy. �*lftl“fl. soup from the pharmacy. what's going— soup from the pharmacy. what's pomp om— soup from the pharmacy. what's pomp om lapt— soup from the pharmacy. what's going on? just tell people to eat less. if anything, that ehowlo— eat less. if anything, that should save _ eat less. if anything, that should save us— if anything, that should save us with should save us money with prescriptions. _

should save us money with prescriptions. .lt�*i .. f“ should save us money with- prescriptions.imillionlthem. prescriptions. million of them. no, happens to be no, because steve happens to be wrong this. insulin wrong about this. is the insulin and the insulin. when you when you no place to store the. you have no place to store the. this this is just theory this is this is just my theory that might so your theory that might be so your theory verses a trial by scientists these enough verses a trial by scientists thlknow enough verses a trial by scientists thlknow that enough verses a trial by scientists thlknow that these enough verses a trial by scientists thlknow that these people enough verses a trial by scientists thlknow that these people are ugh to know that these people are wrong . and you don't have to wrong. and you don't have to believe i'm just some. you believe me. i'm just some. you know, right . but the know, you're right. but the point you're wearing suit. point is, you're wearing a suit. don't yourself down like don't put yourself down like that. you're expert don't put yourself down like tianyway, 're expert don't put yourself down like tianyway, staying expert don't put yourself down like tianyway, staying on expert don't put yourself down like tianyway, staying on the expert don't put yourself down like tianyway, staying on the theme . anyway, staying on the theme of . anyway, staying on the theme ot—m— . anyway, staying on the theme ot—m the— . anyway, staying on the theme of_in the guardian. . anyway, staying on the theme of in the guardian , of fat people in the guardian, thew-we— of fat people in the guardian, they've revealed _ of fat people in the guardian, they've revealed that fat people aeht— they've revealed that fat people aren't-eyesore.- they've revealed that fat people aren't eyesore. they aren't just an eyesore. they aleo— aren't just an eyesore. they ale-money.- aren't just an eyesore. they also money. steve this also cost us money. steve this is also cost us money. steve this he the— also cost us money. steve this he the hamp— also cost us money. steve this is the nanny state— also cost us money. steve this is the nanny state has been blamed— is the nanny state has been blamed toa— is the nanny state has been blamed for reason why blamed for the reason why thew-we — blamed for the reason why thew-we hot— blamed for the reason why they've not sorted the they've not sorted out the paohlem — they've not sorted out the paohlem ot— they've not sorted out the problem of obesity . lf problem of obesity. you know, the— problem of obesity. you know, the le— problem of obesity. you know, this is the problem with our political that political system that politicians effectively have to win popularity contest every win a popularity contest every five years and telling people , five years and telling people, oh, you're not allowed to eat. that not popular. so they've that is not popular. so they've not and that's why we've just got right. part of got big erg. right. and part of you're the government? you're blaming the government? yeah. reason people bit, yeah. the reason people get bit, but on. i'm not pass the but hang on. i'm not pass the baton— but hang on. i'm not pass the baton wet. — but hang on. i'm not pass the baton yet. .right,- but hang on. i'm not pass the baton yet. .right, all- but hang on. i'm not pass the baton yet. right, all right. baton yet. all right, all right. this is so. so annoying. martin bashir. but they're right. i

ooh-t— bashir. but they're right. i that want— bashir. but they're right. i don't want the _ t but they're right. i don't want the government tellmp— don't want the government tellmp me— don't want the government telling me what to eat. but i ton-t— telling me what to eat. but i ton-t mml— telling me what to eat. but i don't mind the— telling me what to eat. but i don't mind the government saying what people? what? procter and gamble the chemicals gamble can't mix the chemicals together me. and it together and sell me. and it worked tax for worked with the sugar tax for dnnks worked with the sugar tax for drinks because i didn't want to pay drinks because i didn't want to pay extra for drinks. but actually the actually it just made the companies the of companies reduce the amount of sugar stuff. not sugar and stuff. that's not a bad not notice the difference. and if anything, i'm having fewer that so that fewer calories that way so that that would be a win. lewis lewis steve, idiot . no. why steve, you're an idiot. no. why are going elaborate on are you going to elaborate on this? to your this? according to your research, elaborated , because research, elaborated, because number well, don't number one is, well, i don't want don't want the government, i don't want the government, i don't want government tell me want the government to tell me what i can cannot eat what i can and cannot eat because tell me that because they will tell me that i cannot have protein that cannot have any protein that i can't cannot have any protein that i cant any cannot have any protein that i can't any meat and eggs. can't have any meat and eggs. they will say that that's cancer causing diabetes causing they will say that that's cancer causi lies. diabetes causing they will say that that's cancer causi lies. okay ates causing they will say that that's cancer causi lies. okay ies causing they will say that that's cancer causi lies. okay i don'tising they will say that that's cancer causi lies. okay i don't want total lies. okay i don't want bofis total lies. okay i don't want boris johnson, who is fat himself, telling me something. good news on that one. what is he lost weight? he's not he lost weight? no, he's not prime he's not. but prime minister. he's not. but rishi, a whippet of a man, rishi, who's a whippet of a man, a whippet of a man who never understood it, probably type understood it, probably has type one diabetes. he's skinny. one diabetes. he's so skinny. and want him. i don't and i don't want him. i don't want anybody telling what to

want anybody telling me what to do. you do. smarter do. maybe you do. i'm smarter than these people. okay. pushing on through. lewis schaefer's mental— on through. lewis schaefer's mental breakdown.- f“ 3 lewis schaefer's mental breakdown. we've got the mall— mental breakdown. we've got the mall how— mental breakdown. we've got the mall amt— mental breakdown. we've got the mail now. and as— mental breakdown. we've got the mail now. and as council tax lt-e— mail now. and as council tax rises, it's revealed that some heat— rises, it's revealed that some local authority— rises, it's revealed that some local authority staff raked in than— local authority staff raked in more than half— local authority staff raked in more than half £1 million last weal— more than half £1 million last year- stewe— more than half £1 million last year. steve, tell— more than half £1 million last year. steve, tell us about this paotltpaew— year. steve, tell us about this paotltpaew. — year. steve, tell us about this profligacy. yeah,— year. steve, tell us about this profligacy. / year. steve, tell us about this profligacy. l”fli;fl”“ year. steve, tell us about this profligacy. lflifl”“ profligacy. yeah, so this is the daily mail. so i always worry they just trying to get to us hate more people. but then you look amount that these look at the amount that these people are getting paid. there are people paid more are people getting paid more than sunak more than the than rishi sunak more than the £156,000, notices £156,000, drunken even notices that that if he that it gets paid. that if he looks his current he looks at his current account, he doesn't even notice it move, doesn't even notice it move, does but you look some of does he? but you look at some of the the guildford borough the money, the guildford borough council, someone is council, someone there is receiving £600,000. imean, receiving over £600,000. i mean, that mean , that just seems insane. i mean, heaee— that just seems insane. i mean, heaee thew-re — that just seems insane. i mean, because they're running it's ewppoeeo— because they're running it's ewppoeea to— because they're running it's supposed to be— because they're running it's supposed to be a public service. team— supposed to be a public service. team amt— supposed to be a public service. yeah. and normally— supposed to be a public service. yeah. and normally the- supposed to be a public service. yeah. and normally the argument for loads is, for paying people loads is, well, want the best and the well, you want the best and the brightest. yeah. nah, i reckon other are doing all other places are doing all right. paying way less. so maybe you have someone earning you don't have someone earning 0.6 it comes 0.6 million. yeah. when it comes to public sector, don't to the public sector, you don't really and the

really want the best and the brightest because you want them going somewhere where they can actually you just actually do some good. you just want eomehoow— actually do some good. you just want somebody-can- actually do some good. you just. want somebody-can-the want somebody who can follow the poeeeeeeme—h- processes, collect the bins, keep— processes, collect the bins, keep the— processes, collect the bins, keep the streets- processes, collect the bins, keep the streets clear and whatever— keep the streets clear and whatever- know,i keep the streets clear and- whatever- know, local whatever else you know, local awthohtlee— whatever else you know, local authorities-yeah- whatever else you know, local authorities yeah what authorities do. yeah lewis, what do authorities do. yeah lewis, what to—thlee- authorities do. yeah lewis, what to—thlee oo- authorities do. yeah lewis, what do_this? do you. do you make of this? do you regret— do you make of this? do you regret hot— do you make of this? do you regret not joining the council? i regret not joining the council? t-eallmp— regret not joining the council? t-eallmp mm.— regret not joining the council? i-calling him. calling- i regret calling him. calling you i called you. i want you what? i called you. i want to apologise to you. that's fine. know what? somehow fine. do you know what? somehow it me. well, it didn't even affect me. well, it didn't even affect me. well, it me said it affected me that i said that's fine. that. is that. that's fine. is that. is that. the is, back in day, the fact is, back in the day, people used to work for the council. they used to work for the they used to the government, they used to work state. and got work for the state. and they got paid less money, but they wouldn't fired. they'd have wouldn't be fired. they'd have a secure get secure job and they'd get a pension they might not have pension and they might not have an arm. they'd able to get an arm. they'd be able to get a job. if you have an arm job. if you don't have an arm because you lost it in the war or and whatever. but or something and whatever. but now, they make money now, now they make more money than the private sector and they have rights more have more rights and more security. is wrong security. so something is wrong there. something is wrong. anyway, section anyway, finishing this section wlth — anyway, finishing this sectionj wlth—amt with thursday's guardian and lewle— with thursday's guardian and lewle. le— with thursday's guardian and lewis, is this— with thursday's guardian and lewis, is this conclusive proof that— lewis, is this conclusive proof that young— lewis, is this conclusive proof that young people are annoying? well— that young people are annoying? well, - interesting - well, this is an interesting story goes the story because it is goes to the heart matter. it says

heart of the matter. it says half ipp t plus young adults half of ipp t plus young adults in the uk are estranged from a relative and i think they may be the or their brothers or the family or their brothers or something. that's usually something. and that's usually what relative means. yeah, but i mean, what of relative does mean, what kind of relative does it? depends big it? depends how big, how big your it says that your family is. and it says that more of non binary more than a third of non binary people, an and of transgender people, an and of transgender people are not confident they would be accepted if they came out. that's a lot of people who are that's not really a strange they don't feel confident they'd be accepted and but that's just you know i think if you ask people if they're confident about anything, a third would be like, not confident about like, i'm not confident about it. you do you think it. so do you think do you think they should asked, you they should have asked, are you speaking your family? speaking to your family? yeah, i think should been a think there should have been a much objective thing than much more objective thing than feelings. well also feelings. well there's also research on that. 46% of lgbt plus people are no longer in contact with one family member. all but i'd love to know all right. but i'd love to know what the general populist number is, grew up not is, because i grew up not knowing my family knowing half my family and i don't i'm gay. correlation

don't think i'm gay. correlation and causation. i don't know. i might need to go off and check. but a lot of this data is not useful unless you know what it compares and contrasts to you. you're link. it's you're not making a link. it's not saying that not necessarily saying that there's breakdown not necessarily saying that thert also breakdown not necessarily saying that thert also lgbt. i breakdown not necessarily saying that thertalso lgbt. i mean,eakdown not necessarily saying that thert also lgbt. i mean, it kdown not necessarily saying that thertalso lgbt. i mean, it usedn and also lgbt. i mean, it used to mean— and also lgbt. i mean, it used to lt— and also lgbt. i mean, it used to mean it used— and also lgbt. i mean, it used to mean it used to— fl“t: [15 i mean, it used to mean it used to mean that you're— to mean it used to mean that you're lesbian,— to mean it used to mean that you're lesbian, gay, bisexual. wow— you're lesbian, gay, bisexual. wow lt— you're lesbian, gay, bisexual. now it could— you're lesbian, gay, bisexual. now it could mean you're mom—thaw— now it could mean you're non—binary or— now it could mean you're non—binary or just something that-e— non—binary or just something that-e mate— non—binary or just something that's made queer is that's made up or queer is eomethmp— that's made up or queer is something people say now, something that people say now, whleh—ahwthhp. | which doesn't mean anything. it just which doesn't mean anything. it wet-wow.— which doesn't mean anything. it iwet-wow-teel- which doesn't mean anything. it wet-wow. .teel .- which doesn't mean anything. it just-you. .feel , you. just means you. you feel, you mow.— just means you. you feel, you mow-eowp— just means you. you feel, you know,-could still- just means you. you feel, you know, could still you know, you could still be, you mow— know, you could still be, you know .— know, you could still be, you know , explicitly— know, you could still be, you know , explicitly heterosexual, know, explicitly heterosexual, but know, explicitly heterosexual, hwt-llhe— know, explicitly heterosexual,j but-like .identify but you feel like you identify as but you feel like you identify ae patt— but you feel like you identify ae pat ot— but you feel like you identify ae pat ot the— but you feel like you identify as part of the spectrum, which whleh— as part of the spectrum, which whteh people— as part of the spectrum, which which people do— as part of the spectrum, which which people do because they want— which people do because they want to— which people do because they want to he— which people do because they want to be they— which people do because they want to be they want to be temtw. — want to be they want to be temtw. amt — want to be they want to be trendy. and those people are generally— trendy. and those people are generally annoying . so if generally pretty annoying. so if eomehoow— generally pretty annoying. so if eomehoow le— generally pretty annoying. so if somebody is going to have epeelal— somebody is going to have special-you're. somebody is going to have. special-you're going special pronouns, you're going to—that- special pronouns, you're going to—that personl to want to avoid that person heaee— to want to avoid that person because they're _ to want to avoid that person because they're going to be a maeleelel— because they're going to be a narcissist, windbag . �*lftlf narcissist, btec windbag. we've got to— narcissist, btec windbag. we've got to play— narcissist, btec windbag. we've got to play the— narcissist, btec windbag. we've got to play this clip— narcissist, btec windbag. we've got to play this clip to your kid where they've grown up just so whether to come out so they know whether to come out to or not. no, she's she's to you or not. no, she's she's pettmp— to you or not. no, she's she's pettmp home.— to you or not. no, she's she's getting home, home- no, she's she's getting home, home schooled. there-e— getting home, home schooled. melee—pomp- getting home, home schooled. melee—pomp toi there's no way she's going to get— there's no way she's going to get-by— there's no way she's going to get-by thle- there's no way she's going to get by this gender. woo get taken in by this gender. woo woo—yeah- get taken in by this gender. woo woo—yeah .- get taken in by this gender. woo woo—yeah . l- woo cult. yeah. so, yeah, i mean, and people come out as

aeewal wo— mean, and people come out as asexual. no, that's— mean, and people come out as asexual. no, that's of the asexual. no, that's part of the lett— asexual. no, that's part of the mm to— asexual. no, that's part of the mm to ssh — asexual. no, that's part of the lgbt to ssa. whatever it is. tlwe— lgbt to ssa. whatever it is. tlwe plwe. — lgbt to ssa. whatever it is. plus plus. yeah.— lgbt to ssa. whatever it is. plus plus. yeah. and nobody's discriminated— plus plus. yeah. and nobody's discriminated against for being asexual. asexual_ discriminated against for being asexual. asexual people are oomp— asexual. asexual people are doing exaetlw— asexual. asexual people are doing exactly what every dad wante— doing exactly what every dad wahte a— doing exactly what every dad wahte a he— doing exactly what every dad wants a kid to— doing exactly what every dad wants a kid to do. so nobody's. what— wants a kid to do. so nobody's. what ae— wants a kid to do. so nobody's. what wow— wants a kid to do. so nobody's. what are you doing up there in wow— what are you doing up there in your bedroom?— what are you doing up there in your bedroom? well, you're not home— your bedroom? well, you're not doing ampthtmp— your bedroom? well, you're not doing anything. uh, not under my root.— doing anything. uh, not under my root. whaler— doing anything. uh, not under my root. wheel mp— doing anything. uh, not under my roof. under my roof.— doing anything. uh, not under my roof. under my roof. you're gonna— roof. under my roof. you're gonna-eew— roof. under my roof. you're- gonna-sex-someone. i gonna have sex with someone. i meah-hwet— gonna have sex with someone. i meah-iwet ah— gonna have sex with someone. i mean, just an absolute mean, that's just an absolutei nonsense—move mean, that's just an absolute- nonsense._move on. nonsense. anyway, let's move on. welte— nonsense. anyway, let's move on. we-we pot— nonsense. anyway, let's move on. we've got another— nonsense. anyway, let's move on. we've got another section biting the-there. — we've got another section biting the-there. hwt— we've got another section biting the there. but after our the dust there. but after our eommemal— the dust there. but after ouri commercial—you the dust there. but after ouri comnof cial_you the dust there. but after ouri comnof their—you the dust there. but after our comnof their wares, you the dust there. but after our comnof their wares, we've ou the dust there. but after our comnof their wares, we've got what of their wares, we've got aaelet— what of their wares, we've got racist football— what of their wares, we've got racist football badges, racist cars , and racist— racist football badges, racist cars , and racist french cars, and racist french influencers. - cars, and racist french influencers. well they're not meet.— influencers. well they're not aaelet. twet— influencers. well they're not racist. just really annoying

work out how britain moves forward from this . join us here forward from this. join us here on . gb views. welcome back to on. gb views. welcome back to weather— on. gb views. welcome back to weather m— on. gb views. welcome back to headliner in street— on. gb views. welcome back to headliner in street to- headliner in street to thursday's- headliner in street to thursday's tailgate staff and stewe— thursday's tailgate staff and stewe hee— thursday's tailgate staff and steve never mind the four minute mlle— steve never mind the four minute mlle ah— steve never mind the four minute mlle ah wlta— steve never mind the four minute mile an ultra marathon eompetltoa— mile an ultra marathon competitor has done it one mmwte— competitor has done it one minute mile.— competitor has done it one minute mile. this is my tawowhte— minute mile. this is my favourite story. this is a hhteh— favourite story. this is a british ultra _ favourite story. this is a british ultra marathon runner was disqualified for using a

lt-e— was disqualified for using a car. it's against— was disqualified for using a car. it's against the rules. was disqualified for using a car. it's against the rules . who car. it's against the rules. who wowlo— car. it's against the rules. who wowlet have— car. it's against the rules. who would have thought it cheating to he— would have thought it cheating to he tale— would have thought it cheating to be fair, though, it is still awew— to be fair, though, it is still a very impressive live feat for a very impressive live feat for a temale— a very impressive live feat for a female athlete— a very impressive live feat for a female athlete because she managed— a female athlete because she managed to— a female athlete because she managed to park— a female athlete because she managed to park. i'm kidding. but managed to park. i'm kidding. hwt lt-e— managed to park. i'm kidding. hwt lt-e ott— managed to park. i'm kidding. but it's old school . it's old but it's old school. it's old eehool — but it's old school. it's old eehool hwt— but it's old school. it's old school. but yeah, so you're mpht— school. but yeah, so you're mpht . — school. but yeah, so you're hpht . lt— school. but yeah, so you're right . it was— school. but yeah, so you're right . it was like- school. but yeah, so you're right . . . right. it was like a minute or something. they managed to do a mlle— something. they managed to do a mlle m— something. they managed to do a mile in beautiful.— something. they managed to do a mile in beautiful. then— “t; they managed to do a mile in beautiful. then she said that— mile in beautiful. then she said that me— mile in beautiful. then she said that ehe lt— mile in beautiful. then she said that she it was— mile in beautiful. then she said that she it was an— mile in beautiful. then she said that she it was an error that ehe— that she it was an error that ehe toot— that she it was an error that she took the— that she it was an error that she took the award for third plaee. — she took the award for third plaee. 0h — she took the award for third plaee. oh wow— she took the award for third place. oh you know what it's the— place. oh you know what it's like erroneously— place. oh you know what it's like erroneously getting a car amt— like erroneously getting a car and-accidentally- like erroneously getting a car and accidentally get and then accidentally get a metal— and then accidentally get a metal-wow- and then accidentally get a medal your head. medal around your head. but to be medal around your head. but to he tam— medal around your head. but to he tam-the— medal around your head. but to be fair,.the same— medal around your head. but to be fair, the same time, if be fair, at the same time, if you— be fair, at the same time, if wow eowlo— be fair, at the same time, if you could use— be fair, at the same time, if you could use cars marathons, you could use cars in marathons, i'd you could use cars in marathons, let—them.— you could use cars in marathons, let—them. teah - you could use cars in marathons, i'd—them. yeah andl you could use cars in marathons,i i'd—them. yeah and it i'd do more of them. yeah and it wealt— i'd do more of them. yeah and it would he— i'd do more of them. yeah and it would he mee— i'd do more of them. yeah and it would be more fun to watch as well. and maybe. yeah, you call it one, something like it formula one, something like that. yeah, i don't know. and the part about this is the sad part about this story is that only finished that she only finished in third place. mean, you're going place. i mean, if you're going to-a— place. i mean, if you're going to-a ea— place. i mean, if you're going to-a car, apparently- t i mean, if you're going to a car, apparently she, to use a car, apparently she, ehe— to use a car, apparently she, ehe-toot— to use a car, apparently she, she .took-lift- to use a car, apparently she, she took lift because she only took the lift because ehe— she only took the lift because ehe ehe— she only took the lift because ehe ehe pot— she only took the lift because she she got lost— she only took the lift because she she got lost and ran the woma— she she got lost and ran the wrong way.— she she got lost and ran the wrong way, developed a leg pain. wawhe— wrong way, developed a leg pain. maple-mote— wrong way, developed a leg pain. maybe-more painful- wrong way, developed a leg pain. maybe-more painful roadl maybe it was a more painful road that she was on. so then a friend offered to give her a lift and she was only detected because everybody uses these

these gps trackers these trackers gps trackers now. so see there so yeah, they could see there was where she ran at was a segment where she ran at an fast speed. in her an incredibly fast speed. in her actual though, an incredibly fast speed. in her actual-though, she- an incredibly fast speed. in heri actual-though, she also actual defence, though, she also did actual defence, though, she also eto tell— actual defence, though, she also that tell-ot— actual defence, though, she also did tell-of the _ actual defence, though, she also did tell of the stewards did tell one of the stewards or maaehale— did tell one of the stewards or maaehale-.- did tell one of the stewards or marshals,-, oh,- did tell one of the stewards or marshals,-, oh, i- did tell one of the stewards or marshals, , oh, i used marshals, whatever, oh, i used a car marshals, whatever, oh, i used a amt— marshals, whatever, oh, i used a amt thew— marshals, whatever, oh, i used a car and they said,— marshals, whatever, oh, i used a car and they said, carry on. but them— car and they said, carry on. but them-mow— car and they said, carry on. but then-know-bit- car and they said, carry on. but then know bit before you then you know the bit before you hamlet—that- handed the award for third plaee— handed the award for third plaee. yeah.— handed the award for third place. yeah. you'd mention it adam— place. yeah. you'd mention it apam. yeah.— place. yeah. you'd mention it again. yeah. yeah. but on the, on again. yeah. yeah. but on the, oh-othea— again. yeah. yeah. but on the, on-other hand. _ again. yeah. yeah. but on the, on other hand. the other on the other hand. on the other haml— on the other hand. on the other haml the— on the other hand. on the other hand, the rules— on the other hand. on the other hand, the rules for— on the other hand. on the other hand, the rules for these races are-complicated.- hand, the rules for these races are complicated. know, are very complicated. you know, mayhe— are very complicated. you know, maybe-mow- are very complicated. you know, maybe - know she - are very complicated. you know, maybe know she wasn't maybe she didn't know she wasn't allowed—yeah.- maybe she didn't know she wasn't allowed _yeah. you. allowed to use a car. yeah. you mow.— allowed to use a car. yeah. you know, some rules— allowed to use a car. yeah. you know, some rules have different, ottteaeht— know, some rules have different, different—can't- know, some rules have different, different—can't be. different things. it can't be difficult. anyway, mirror difficult. anyway, the mirror next lewis manchester's next and lewis manchester's football accused football teams have been accused of links to slavery. of having links to slavery. yeah. knees will they yeah. how many knees will they have to take to fix this? well it's interesting because, you know, is up. that's one know, my team is up. that's one of my know, my team is up. that's one ot my teame— know, my team is up. that's one of my teams, which— know, my team is up. that's one of my teams, which is— .. that's one of my teams, which is stockport towm — of my teams, which is stockport towm .— of my teams, which is stockport towm . leth — of my teams, which is stockport town , 10th team,— of my teams, which is stockport town , 10th team, northwest town, 10th team, northwest cowhtlee— town, 10th team, northwest counties division, whatever is that.— counties division, whatever is that. manchester— counties division, whatever is that. manchester united and waheheetea— that. manchester united and manchester city.— that. manchester united and manchester city. their badges , manchester city. their badges, whleh— manchester city. their badges, whleh le— manchester city. their badges, whleh le toa— manchester city. their badges, which is for people in other owhetlee— which is for people in other countries, they're like the ewmhol— countries, they're like the ewmhol ot— countries, they're like the symbol of the— countries, they're like the symbol of the of the kyiv badges in symbol of the of the kyiv badges m other— symbol of the of the kyiv badges in other countries.— symbol of the of the kyiv badges in other countries. i— symbol of the of the kyiv badges in other countries. i don't need no etmhma— in other countries. i don't need no stinking badges. we can see the-there.— no stinking badges. we can see the-there. — no stinking badges. we can see the-there. so-canl

no stinking badges. we can see. the-there. so-can see the badges there. so you can see it's got it's got a ship on it. and apparently that's a that's a link to that's a slave ship. i mean, you can't see little people it. well, first of people on it. well, first of all:— people on it. well, first of all t— people on it. well, first of all t mean— people on it. well, first of all, i mean, there's- f“ . well, first of all, i mean, there's two real problem— all, i mean, there's two real problems with— all, i mean, there's two real problems with this. one is, is that— problems with this. one is, is that he— problems with this. one is, is that he that— problems with this. one is, is that is that i— problems with this. one is, is that is that i don't think that thew— that is that i don't think that thew-thoee— that is that i don't think that they-those kind- that is that i don't think that they those kind of boats in they had those kind of boats in waheheeteh — they had those kind of boats in manchester. _of - they had those kind of boats in manchester. of the boats manchester. the bow of the boats lamteo— manchester. the bow of the boats landed . liverpool. _ landed in liverpool. in lweapool — landed in liverpool. in. liverpool. _ no landed in liverpool. in- liverpool. _no there liverpool. there were no there wae—hlp- liverpool. there were no there wae—hlp hoatel liverpool. there were no there. was—big boats that was there was no big boats that go was there was no big boats that ao-lweapool— was there was no big boats that go-liverpool and- was there was no big boats that go liverpool and manchester go with liverpool and manchester weep— go with liverpool and manchester wew eloeelw— go with liverpool and manchester were very closely linked commercially. - were very closely linked- commercially. _might commercially. yes, they might have—le- commercially. yes, they might have—is that. have been. but this is that toeeh-t— have been. but this is that. toeeh-t—oo doesn't have anything to do with theee— doesn't have anything to do with theee hoate. — doesn't have anything to do with these boats. secondly and these boats. and secondly and eeeomtlw— these boats. and secondly and secondly, _those - these boats. and secondly and secondly, those weren't secondly, it says those weren't even slave ships— secondly, it says those weren't even slave ships far as they even slave ships as far as they mow— even slave ships as far as they know .— even slave ships as far as they know . thew— even slave ships as far as they know . they were— even slave ships as far as they know . they were just part of the know. they were just part of the tale— know. they were just part of the hate .— know. they were just part of the hate . amt — know. they were just part of the hate . amt eo— know. they were just part of the trade . and so the— know. they were just part of the trade . and so the newspaper trade. and so the newspaper athle— trade. and so the newspaper aatlele eate— trade. and so the newspaper aatlele ealo .— trade. and so the newspaper article said , oh,— trade. and so the newspaper article said , oh, is that article said, oh, is that manchester— article said, oh, is that manchester is part of a complex mlx— manchester is part of a complex mlxletohee— manchester is part of a complex mix-stories. the— manchester is part of a complex mix stories. the association mix of stories. the association whleh— mix of stories. the association whleh emp— mix of stories. the association which ship with— mix of stories. the association which ship with ships, which played— which ship with ships, which played a— which ship with ships, which played a crucial— which ship with ships, which played a crucial role in importation— played a crucial role in importation and use of goods made— importation and use of goods made larger— importation and use of goods mate latter by— importation and use of goods made larger by slaves and amwhoaw— made larger by slaves and anybody knows— made larger by slaves and anybody knows the triangle elate— anybody knows the triangle elawe the — anybody knows the triangle slave, the triangle , whole trade slave, the triangle, whole trade thma — slave, the triangle, whole trade thma le— slave, the triangle, whole trade thmp he that— slave, the triangle, whole trade thing is that britain made this etwtt— thing is that britain made this etwtt amt— thing is that britain made this etwtt amt lt— thing is that britain made this stuff and it was— thing is that britain made this stuff and it was shipped to amehea— stuff and it was shipped to america where— stuff and it was shipped to america where or the ship to

athea— america where or the ship to athea .— america where or the ship to africa , whatever— america where or the ship to africa , whatever it was. and africa, whatever it was. and them— africa, whatever it was. and them athea — africa, whatever it was. and then africa slipped . it went then africa slipped. it went toot— then africa slipped. it went tool the— then africa slipped. it went took the people to america , and took the people to america, and them— took the people to america, and them the— took the people to america, and then the americans took the molaeeee wp— then the americans took the molasses up to— then the americans took the molasses up to or cotton up to. so molasses up to or cotton up to. so thew-ae— molasses up to or cotton up to. so they're totally— molasses up to or cotton up to. so they're totally wrong about the— so they're totally wrong about the . — so they're totally wrong about the . t— so they're totally wrong about the. t mem— so they're totally wrong about this . i mean, steve,- so they're totally wrong about this . “ . so they're totally wrong about this. . : so they're totally wrong about this . “ . : . this. i mean, steve, it does it does seem i'm not sure if i understand , but it does seem it understand, but it does seem it does seem strange that i mean, a picture of a ship on a badge is automatically linked to slavery like anything on that badge would be. oh there's a there's a golf ball. oh it's a slave golf ball. i mean, this seems a bit of a reach. i think there's a vem— of a reach. i think there's a venn diagram— t:i;flt.“ i think there's a venn diagram thing that lets the— venn diagram thing that lets the town— venn diagram thing that lets this down because it's not as if every— this down because it's not as if every emp— this down because it's not as if every ehtp hae— this down because it's not as if every ship has to— this down because it's not as if every ship has to be linked to elaweew— every ship has to be linked to elawew. some— every ship has to be linked to slavery. some ships wouldn't be. so slavery. some ships wouldn't be. so wow— slavery. some ships wouldn't be. so wow eah-t— slavery. some ships wouldn't be. so you can't-all— slavery. some ships wouldn't be. so you can't all ships in so you can't ban all ships in the— so you can't ban all ships in the eame— so you can't ban all ships in the way— so you can't ban all ships in the same way that you've hohttwllw— rightfully pointed out. a link between— rightfully pointed out. a link between slavery. rightfully pointed out. a link. between—slavery. but between cotton and slavery. but it between cotton and slavery. but lt toeeh-t— between cotton and slavery. but it doesn't mean— between cotton and slavery. but it doesn't mean you're never allowed— it doesn't mean you're never allowed to— it doesn't mean you're never allowed to wear— it doesn't mean you're never allowed to wear cotton ever apalh. — allowed to wear cotton ever. apalh. _thewhe again. so look, i mean, they're eawma— again. so look, i mean, they're eawma-waht— again. so look, i mean, they're eawma-waht to— saying they want to have a oleeweeloh— saying they want to have a discussion about this. manchester- discussion about this. manchester an manchester is just having an mteaeetma— manchester is just having ani interesting—these interesting time having these theweelohe— interesting time having these discussions, isn't it? that's what-e— discussions, isn't it? that's what's-there. i what's happened there. but i lla— what's happened there. but i tel-a— what's happened there. but i mean, i'd-a little- what's happened there. but i mean, i'd a little about mean, i'd care a little about football.— mean, i'd care a little about football. so— mean, i'd care a little about football. so have— mean, i'd care a little about

football. so have the talk if you— football. so have the talk if wow want.— football. so have the talk if wow waht. hwt— football. so have the talk if you want, but raise that point. football. so have the talk if you it'sit, but raise that point. football. so have the talk if you it's not ut raise that point. football. so have the talk if you it's not asraise that point. football. so have the talk if you it's not as if se that point. football. so have the talk if you it's not as if all:hat point. football. so have the talk if you it's not as if all ships)int. football. so have the talk if you it's not as if all ships are. but it's not as if all ships are poop.— but it's not as if all ships are mow overlap. — but it's not as if all ships are 100% overlap. being on that venn etawam — 100% overlap. being on that venn etawam wlth— 100% overlap. being on that venn diagram with-yeah,- 100% overlap. being on that venn diagram with-yeah, i. diagram with slavery. yeah, i met— diagram with slavery. yeah, i mm to— diagram with slavery. yeah, i think it's about time we stopped calling racist before calling everything racist before we things to call we run out of things to call racist. anyway, with racist. anyway, staying with the mirror now and a german newspaper use the newspaper used to use the power of technology to interview a celebrity coma. how is celebrity in a coma. how is everyone happy this? 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defending the mirror on this, so| mirror_ newspaper, mirror good german newspaper, bad mirror good german newspaper, lei—ile- mirror good german newspaper, bad—the times. i mirror good german newspaper,- bad_the times. and bad moving on to the times. and whee-s— bad moving on to the times. and vviei-s resist— bad moving on to the times. and what's racist today— bad moving on to the times. and what's racist today today belgian number plates are racist. lewis well , this is i racist. lewis well, this is i lis— racist. lewis well, this is i mean, this is— ”elf lewis well, this is i mean, this is something that's very— mean, this is something that's very elese— mean, this is something that's very elese ee— mean, this is something that's very close to british people's heuris— very close to british people's leaves—see- hearts because you see eveiviiiee— hearts because you see everything number plate hearts because you see- everything-number plate and everything in a number plate and it everything in a number plate and unise— everything in a number plate and ii-iiielis— everything in a number plate and ii-iiielis ee— everything in a number plate and it-the,-is an article- it says the, this is an article in ile— it says the, this is an article in the times.— it says the, this is an article in the times. it— it says the, this is an article in the times. it says number eleies— in the times. it says number elules slie— in the times. it says number plates slip under— in the times. it says number plates slip under the radar on eeleieu— plates slip under the radar on belgian roads.— plates slip under the radar on belgian roads. and that they're ueiieiue— belgian roads. and that they're ueiieiue liai— belgian roads. and that they're noticing that the— belgian roads. and that they're noticing that the are putting in svmieis— noticing that the are putting in svmiels ei— noticing that the are putting in symbols of the,— noticing that the are putting in symbols of the, things that eeeele— symbols of the, things that eeeele eee-i— symbols of the, things that people aren't noticing. yeah, iieiii. — people aren't noticing. yeah, iieiii. eul— people aren't noticing. yeah, right. but what— people aren't noticing. yeah, right. but what is the point of usele— right. but what is the point of iiieie villai— right. but what is the point of that? what is— right. but what is the point of that? what is the— right. but what is the point of that? what is the point of euiiiee— that? what is the point of puttingv ei— that? what is the point of putting, of having a vanity? we vveuil— putting, of having a vanity? we vveuli sell— putting, of having a vanity? we would call it— putting, of having a vanity? we would call it an— putting, of having a vanity? we would call it an america vanity license— would call it an america vanity lieeuee eleie— would call it an america vanity licence plate that— would call it an america vanity licence plate that you pay top iellei— licence plate that you pay top lellei fei— licence plate that you pay top dollar for that— licence plate that you pay top dollar for that has symbols in it dollar for that has symbols in ii liai— dollar for that has symbols in i use eee-i— dollar for that has symbols in it that don't that— dollar for that has symbols in it that don't that don't speak to it that don't that don't speak ie uevielv. — it that don't that don't speak to anybody. you— it that don't that don't speak to anybody. you want to say , i to anybody. you want to say, i are — to anybody. you want to say, i are veu— to anybody. you want to say, i um veu knew,— to anybody. you want to say, i um veu leevl i— to anybody. you want to say, i am you know, i am a. well maybe eiiieu— am you know, i am a. well maybe eiiieu veu— am you know, i am a. well maybe eiiiei, veu lieu,— am you know, i am a. well maybe other, you know, be— am you know, i am a. well maybe other, you know, be driving eleue— other, you know, be driving eleue in— other, you know, be driving uleee ie veui— other, you know, be driving along in your in— other, you know, be driving along in your in your little ieeile— along in your in your little ieeile .— along in your in your little beetle , which,— along in your in your little beetle , which, you know, i think beetle, which, you know, i think was developed. _ beetle, which, you know, i think was developed. but, you know, you're driving along and you see a number plate that says, you know, i heart hitler or whatever it is. and you think, oh, and

you toot . yeah. you let them you toot. yeah. you let them eul— you toot. yeah. you let them eui. veale— you toot. yeah. you let them eui. veeii — you toot. yeah. you let them out. yeah yeah.— you toot. yeah. you let them out. yeah yeah. i- you toot. yeah. you let them out. yeah yeah. i mean we're seeing, we're seeing some of these, some of these things. i mean this does look like it is actual codified symbology. so they've got h h 88. so the h h is heil hitler and 88 is the is the i think h is the eighth letter in the alphabet or something. right. or something like that. the problem with dan brown isn't it. we're all gelling— brown isn't it. we're all eeiiiee e— brown isn't it. we're all eeiiiee a li— brown isn't it. we're all getting a bit too- c . we're all getting a bit too obsessed with svmieels— getting a bit too obsessed with svmeels bui— getting a bit too obsessed with symbols, but no,— getting a bit too obsessed with symbols, but no, you're right. they— symbols, but no, you're right. iiiev elev— symbols, but no, you're right. iiiev iiiev le— symbols, but no, you're right. they they do look like they're really— they they do look like they're really-liai— they they do look like they're really that message really saying that message and elev— they should have been caught. veu— they should have been caught. veu-iusi— they should have been caught. veu-iusi-eue- they should have been caught.i you-just-one session you know, just have one session vviieu— you know, just have one session whee-sie— you know, just have one session vviieu-sii eewe— you know, just have one session when-sit down and- you know, just have one session when sit down and go through when you sit down and go through all when you sit down and go through ell—eessiile— when you sit down and go through all—possible ones- all the different possible ones eul— all the different possible ones eel-wisel— all the different possible ones and-what should- all the different possible ones and what should ban? and think, what should we ban? but and think, what should we ban? eui-seme— and think, what should we ban? but-same time,- and think, what should we ban? but same time, it's not but at the same time, it's not as but at the same time, it's not eslieliue— but at the same time, it's not asltaking because- but at the same time, it's not as taking because now they're as if taking because now they're bringing— as if taking because now they're bringing-lew— as if taking because now they're bringing law where you can bringing a new law where you can eeuiiseeie— bringing a new law where you can confiscate—plate,- confiscate out a number plate, bui— confiscate out a number plate, iui ii— confiscate out a number plate, iui ii veu— confiscate out a number plate, eui ii veu leve— confiscate out a number plate, but if you take away a number elsie,— but if you take away a number platev ii-s— but if you take away a number plate, it's still— but if you take away a number plate, it's still a.— but if you take away a number plate, it's still a. it's not going— plate, it's still a. it's not eeiee ee— plate, it's still a. it's not going to solve- plate, it's still a. it's not going to solve the basic problem here.— going to solve the basic problem here-musi— going to solve the basic problem iereliusi-ie- going to solve the basic problem here.-just-to hide- going to solve the basic problem here.-just-to hide it. here. it's just going to hide it elem— here. it's just going to hide it elem-feel— here. it's just going to hide it from .front and- here. it's just going to hide it from front and back of cars. from the front and back of cars. veeii. — from the front and back of cars. veeii. anu— from the front and back of cars. yeah. and also,— from the front and back of cars. yeah. and also, if— from the front and back of cars. yeah. and also, if your- from the front and back of cars. yeah. i: �*" yeah. and also, if your name's harry you're born in harry heller and you're born in 1988 you to commemorate 1988 and you want to commemorate

that with a with a fancy number plate, you're be, you plate, you're going to be, you know, going to able to do know, not going to be able to do that. and the problem is it's veue— that. and the problem is it's veue levie— that. and the problem is it's you're takinglyou- and the problem is it's you're taking you stop doing you're taking if you stop doing leis— you're taking if you stop doing leis-levie— you're taking if you stop doing this,-taking any- you're taking if you stop doing this, taking any money this, you're taking any money elem— this, you're taking any money teem-sieie. — this, you're taking any money from-state. .that- this, you're taking any money from state. that is that from the state. is that is that eucli— from the state. is that is that eeeiiliiiese— from the state. is that is that each these licence plates each of these licence plates eesis— each of these licence plates costs_ ,1,000. costs the individual ,1,000. rigel.— costs the individual ,1,000. rigel—veil right. whereas in new york seale— right. whereas in new york state, which— right. whereas in new york state, which the greatest state, which is the greatest sieie— state, which is the greatest sieieliiie— state, which is the greatest state the greatest country, state in the greatest country, ile— state in the greatest country, lie-in— state in the greatest country, the-in-world. state in the greatest country, the-in-world is| state in the greatest country,i the-in-world is if the whatever in the world is if you— the whatever in the world is if veu-ie— the whatever in the world is if veu-ie eee— the whatever in the world is if veu-ie eei e— the whatever in the world is if you to get a licence plate you want to get a licence plate liai— you want to get a licence plate iiiei sevs— you want to get a licence plate iiiei suvs i— you want to get a licence plate that says, i love— you want to get a licence plate that says, i love hitler, if elev— that says, i love hitler, if iiieviveu— that says, i love hitler, if iiieviveu-eulvl that says, i love hitler, if they you, only £45, they let you, it's only £45, ees. — they let you, it's only £45, ees. lie-s— they let you, it's only £45, $45. .it's much- they let you, it's only £45, $45. . it c they let you, it's only £45,- $45. .it's much cheaper to be $45. so it's much cheaper to be a in new york. i have seen some ridiculous of codified ridiculous claims of codified fascist like the fascist symbology like the canadian truckers. you know, they're honking their horns. yeah, i think i can't remember which. cbc like some left wing government run media outlet, said, oh , this is this is said, oh, this is this is codified . they're honking their codified. they're honking their horns because that says h h which stands for heil hitler , which stands for heil hitler, which stands for heil hitler, which is obviously an absolute nonsense. they're just honking their horns because it's fun. anyway, on, we've got the anyway, moving on, we've got the mail photos on mail now and most photos on instagram more filters than instagram have more filters than a chinese internet provider. but in france, they'll have to keep a chinese internet provider. but in real. :e, they'll have to keep a chinese internet provider. but in real. i!, they'll have to keep a chinese internet provider. but in real. i guess ll have to keep a chinese internet provider. but in real. i guess we'll'e to keep a chinese internet provider. but in real. i guess we'll see keep a chinese internet provider. but in real. i guess we'll see more it real. i guess we'll see more some more of the women's

moustaches now. yeah, moustaches now. steve yeah, they're a new law. they're bringing in a new law. well, is you can face two well, this is you can face two veers— well, this is you can face two veers in— well, this is you can face two veers in rail— well, this is you can face two veers ire ieii ir— well, this is you can face two years in jail if you— well, this is you can face two years in jail if you don't point eur— years in jail if you don't point eui riser— years in jail if you don't point out that you're _ years in jail if you don't point out that you're being paid to plug— out that you're being paid to elue-ereiueis.- out that you're being paid to plug products. just look plug some products. just look in. plug some products. just look i—eerees- plug some products. just look in. _agrees that- plug some products. just look in. agrees that you in. part of me agrees that you sireuiiu-r. — in. part of me agrees that you shouldn't. _pointl in. part of me agrees that you. shouldn't. _point out shouldn't. you should point out if veu-re— shouldn't. you should point out if veu-re being— shouldn't. you should point out if you're being paid for semeiiriue— if you're being paid for something online. but two years in something online. but two years ire-seems— something online. but two years ire-seems e— something online. but two years in .seems a .harsh. - something online. but two years in seems a harsh. are in jail seems a bit harsh. are we eeiue— in jail seems a bit harsh. are we eerie-eer— in jail seems a bit harsh. are we going-get a_ in jail seems a bit harsh. are we going get a lot of selfies we going to get a lot of selfies in we going to get a lot of selfies ire ereuee— we going to get a lot of selfies ire ereuee-eui- we going to get a lot of selfies in orange-and a- we going to get a lot of selfies in orange and a lot of in orange outfits and a lot of mie— in orange outfits and a lot of mid sieving— in orange outfits and a lot of mid shaving stuff like that? are—rel and they're going to have to smuggle phones into smuggle those those phones into the. are big now. the. and phones are big now. yeah i mean i can understand in the 90s smuggling one of those little belmarsh no little phones into belmarsh no problem smuggle an problem trying to smuggle an iphone you know what never iphone 14. you know what i never understood that you know understood about that you know the via the nature's the smuggling via the nature's pocket. i that's how pocket. i believe that's how is— pocket. i believe that's how its-re— pocket. i believe that's how it's-to small- f i believe that's how it's to small phones it's referred to small phones reele— it's referred to small phones make sense. but— it's referred to small phones make sense. but charges, make sense. but those charges, iirev-re— make sense. but those charges, iirev-re sill— make sense. but those charges, they're still-pin- make sense. but those charges, they're still pin plugs. they're still three pin plugs. veeri— they're still three pin plugs. yeah-it'll— they're still three pin plugs. yeah..|'ll need- they're still three pin plugs. yeah. i'll need that yeah. so i'll need one that relis— yeah. so i'll need one that tells irr— yeah. so i'll need one that tells in is— yeah. so i'll need one that folds in is my— yeah. so i'll need one that folds in is my advice. louis, is— folds in is my advice. louis, is ree— folds in is my advice. louis, is eee lere— folds in is my advice. louis, it's too late now. do you. do you ever photoshop yourself on social media and try to sell a product? well, i'm always trying to product? well, i'm always trying re sell— product? well, i'm always trying to sell products.— product? well, i'm always trying to sell products. we— 3” well, i'm always trying to sell products. we got our eeleuier— to sell products. we got our calendar coming— to sell products. we got our calendar coming up. you're seilirre— calendar coming up. you're seiliue-i-re— calendar coming up. you're sailing i'm selling my sailing to do. i'm selling my eelerrier— sailing to do. i'm selling my calendar, which— sailing to do. i'm selling my calendar, which the 2023 calendar, which is the 2023 eelerrier— calendar, which is the 2023 calendar, actually calendar, which is the 2023-

calendar,-actually may. calendar, which is actually may. riser-s— calendar, which is actually may. iirei-s eur— calendar, which is actually may. that's our calendar. it's sueeesei— that's our calendar. it's sueeesee re— that's our calendar. it's supposed to be naked. ”its“ c that's our calendar. it's— supposed to be naked. aren't you an accountant? and— supposed to be naked. aren't you an accountant? and the- supposed to be naked. ”e“ c “l?“ ” “e“? and the calendar. an accountant? and the calendar. iirere— an accountant? and the calendar. iirere ee— an accountant? and the calendar. iirere seme— an accountant? and the calendar. there are some images- e“ ” “e“? and the calendar. there are some images of e“ ” “e“7 and the calendar. there are some images of me revel— there are some images of me revel err— there are some images of me revel err e— there are some images of me naked on a horse— there are some images of me naked on a horse and whatever. oh— naked on a horse and whatever. or, eerie.— naked on a horse and whatever. 0h, rieiei. arri— naked on a horse and whatever. oh, right. and it's— naked on a horse and whatever. oh, right. and it's to pay extra to oh, right. and it's to pay extra re eer— oh, right. and it's to pay extra re eee irre— oh, right. and it's to pay extra to get the clothes— oh, right. and it's to pay extra to get the clothes vote. it's been— to get the clothes vote. it's been designed _ to get the clothes vote. it's been designed by lucy harman. it's been designed by lucy harman. ir-s se— been designed by lucy harman. ir-s se ruuuv. — been designed by lucy harman. it's so funny. how— been designed by lucy harman. it's so funny. how much does it eesie —eesr.- it's so funny. how much does it eesie —eesr. i- cost? it's going to cost. i think cost? it's going to cost. i link-eerie— cost? it's going to cost. i think-going to- cost? it's going to cost. i think-going to cost. cost? c gin “g f i think going to cost 23 cost? it's going to cost. i. think-going to cost 23 or think it's going to cost 23 or 22 nine— think it's going to cost 23 or 22 nine more.— think it's going to cost 23 or 22 nine more. _ think it's going to cost 23 or 22 nine more. 37�*”rt.r:i; g think it's going to cost 23 or 22 nine more. 37�*”rt.r:i; 3 ”it; 22 nine more. price goes before we before we move on from this story, can i say in the story, can i just say in the article, they point out french reality star gannon has reality tv star maeve gannon has got million and she's been got 3.3 million and she's been criticised promoting criticised for post promoting labiaplasty. that's not been labiaplasty. but that's not been reuni— labiaplasty. but that's not been ieueilireel— labiaplasty. but that's not been found i break the _ labiaplasty. but that's not been found .break the law. - but that's not been found break the law. so why found to break the law. so why did found to break the law. so why iii—ii— found to break the law. so why iii—ii irr- found to break the law. so why iii—ii ire irre- did they include it in the serve— did they include it in the sieve-irrev- did they include it in the story? they just story? they just they just vveuiei— story? they just they just wanted - olivia - story? they just they just wanted olivia just lip wanted to see olivia just lip service. — wanted to see olivia just lip service. anyway,- wanted to see olivia just lip service. 9er wanted to see olivia just lip service. ' 9er service. anyway, we've got a final few ads now, but come back after the break our last after the break for our last section madness with cat killers, earthers and killers, flat earthers and armpit seen a couple of armpit hair. seen a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners and straight into thursday's telegraph with some bad news for gerbils. a cat killing competition has been called off. i can't imagine why. louis well, because people hate cats. i love cats. probably he likes- i love cats. probably he likes dogs. riser— cats. probably he likes dogs. iiree wiv— cats. probably he likes dogs. then why would _ cats. probably he likes dogs. then why would they? why would irrev— then why would they? why would iirev sell— then why would they? why would iirev sell ii— then why would they? why would they call it off?— then why would they? why would they call it off? they would sell— they call it off? they would sell ir— they call it off? they would sell is err— they call it off? they would call it off because this isn't risi— call it off because this isn't news. first of— call it off because this isn't news. first of all, it's a news zeeleusl — news. first of all, it's a news zealand. yeah.— news. first of all, it's a news zealand. yeah. and those people are zealand. yeah. and those people verv— zealand. yeah. and those people verv were.— zealand. yeah. and those people are very woke. yeah. they're eke,— are very woke. yeah. they're livelier-i— are very woke. yeah. they're like,idon't want— are very woke. yeah. they're like, don't want use word like, i don't want use the word vvele. — like, i don't want use the word vvele. iirev-re— like, i don't want use the word woke. they're caring. they woke. they're very caring. they sere—iirevl woke. they're very caring. theyi —iirev care about everything. they care eieur—sere- about everything. they care eieui— about everything. they care about apparently, and they about cats apparently, and they sere—rirev-vel care about cats. and they've been— care about cats. and they've been offering _ care about cats. and they've been offering pay young been offering to pay young kids under— been offering to pay young kids under-er— been offering to pay young kids under-oflcash- been offering to pay young kids under-oflcash to- under the age of 14 cash to steer— under the age of 14 cash to shoot feral— under the age of 14 cash to shoot feral felines . but of shoot feral felines. but of course, they're - shoot feral felines. but of course, they're under 14, these lies — course, they're under 14, these lies-ereieielv- course, they're under 14, these kids, probably have no kids, and they probably have no merel— kids, and they probably have no moral-because- kids, and they probably have no moral because they're kids, and they probably have no mora they're because they're kids, and they probably have no mora they're horrible they're kids, and they probably have no mora they're horrible and y're kids. they're horrible and irrev-ve— kids. they're horrible and they've been— kids. they're horrible and they've been killing all cats. arri— they've been killing all cats. ari irre— they've been killing all cats. and the fact— they've been killing all cats. and the fact is,— they've been killing all cats. and the fact is, cats you can't sell— and the fact is, cats you can't ieil wiser— and the fact is, cats you can't tell what cat— and the fact is, cats you can't tell what cat is— and the fact is, cats you can't tell what cat is a— and the fact is, cats you can't tell what cat is a feral cat. iirev-re — tell what cat is a feral cat. iieev-re ell— tell what cat is a feral cat. they're all feral.- tell what cat is a feral cat. they're all feral. they're all will — they're all feral. they're all will se— they're all feral. they're all will se irrev— they're all feral. they're all wild. so they shoot first. let sel— wild. so they shoot first. let see serr— wild. so they shoot first. let see seri ir— wild. so they shoot first. let god sort it out. you- wild. so they shoot first. crier: you reckon god sort it out. you reckon riser-s— god sort it out. you reckon riser-s irre— god sort it out. you reckon that's the worry?- crier: you reckon that's the worry? not cirzzrr: you reckon that's the worry? not that it's vvreee — that's the worry? not that it's vvreee eul— that's the worry? not that it's wrong and probably damaging to get wrong and probably damaging to gel ell— wrong and probably damaging to gel ell iirese— wrong and probably damaging to get all these kids— wrong and probably damaging to get all these kids to go out risers— get all these kids to go out risers-lili— get all these kids to go out there-kill loads- get all these kids to go out there kill loads cats there and kill loads of cats riser—

there and kill loads of cats riser-risers- there and kill loads of cats that them might be. there and kill loads of cats- that-them might be. oh, that some of them might be. oh, iris— that some of them might be. oh, iris-sei— that some of them might be. oh, iris-see ever— that some of them might be. oh, this-cat over here. - that some of them might be. oh, this cat over here. you this pet cat over here. you lieu,— this pet cat over here. you luevl i— this pet cat over here. you luevl i else — this pet cat over here. you know, i also want some pocket reeuev — know, i also want some pocket reeeev veers. — know, i also want some pocket money. yeah. .there- know, i also want some pocket money. yeah. c“r:e;”r:e; know, i also want some pocket money. yeah. no, there seems to be few holes in this plan. be a few holes in this plan. i mean, giving children , getting mean, giving children, getting children to shoot things for a start, that's probably quite a bad idea. get them to shoot cats.i bad idea. get them to shoot cats. i mean, it seems like they're trying to breed a generation of jeffrey dahmer's, and i'm not a cat and i'm not. i'm not a cat person. understand that person. and i understand that they to cull all the they do need to cull all the cats because they they're not nafive cats because they they're not native to new zealand. they're causing ecological causing all this ecological devastation. i think it devastation. but i think it should be done by a trained professional a shovel. professional with a shovel. well, kids surely well, also kids surely aren't a esse— well, also kids surely aren't a seed ei— well, also kids surely aren't a seed se— well, also kids surely aren't a good aim. so this— well, also kids surely aren't a good aim. so this is going be good aim. so this is going to be lei— good aim. so this is going to be lei es— good aim. so this is going to be lel news-eev— good aim. so this is going to be bad news any animal down at bad news for any animal down at cat bad news for any animal down at ser leielr. — bad news for any animal down at cat height. yeah,— bad news for any animal down at cat height. l/reuel“ l/reuel“ “le”r:e; cat height. yeah, yeah. there's going to be a lot people going to be a lot of people missing eyes anyway. the daily star it makes its first star now, and it makes its first appearance the show it's appearance in the show and it's about how the lizard people who control our holographic reality have to fake laser have managed to fake a laser gyroscope. steve this is brilliant. for some reason rlev-ve— brilliant. for some reason rlev-ve eerie— brilliant. for some reason they've gone front- cc for some reason they've gone front page with leis— they've gone front page with leis lur— they've gone front page with this, but some— they've gone front page with this, but some flat earthers meeeeel— this, but some flat earthers meeeeel re— this, but some flat earthers managed to get— this, but some flat earthers managed to get enough money to buy managed to get enough money to luv—leseuse- buy a gyroscope because if the eeril— buy a gyroscope because if the eerille— buy a gyroscope because if the eerille selere— buy a gyroscope because if the earth-a sphere-it's-

earth is a sphere and it's rereriue— earth is a sphere and it's rotating gyroscopes like rotating gyroscopes don't like reeling.— rotating gyroscopes don't like rotating. - notice - rotating. so you'll notice a lull— rotating. so you'll notice a lit irr— rotating. so you'll notice a drift in the _ rotating. so you'll notice a drift in the angle and they selsulere— drift in the angle and they calculate it— drift in the angle and they calculate it 15— drift in the angle and they calculate it 15 degrees per hour so calculate it 15 degrees per hour selse— calculate it 15 degrees per hour selse le— calculate it 15 degrees per hour slse le e— calculate it 15 degrees per hour solcan do a whole- calculate it 15 degrees per hour so can do a whole one. and so it can do a whole one. and reev— so it can do a whole one. and rlev-vvler- so it can do a whole one. and they-what they'd. so it can do a whole one. and they what they'd do so it can do a whole one. and. they-what they'd do is they were sure what they'd do is rlev-l— they were sure what they'd do is rlev-l-leser— they were sure what they'd do is they'd laser gyroscope they'd get this laser gyroscope measure .drift_ they'd get this laser gyroscope measure drift and then be measure no drift and then be eke,— measure no drift and then be like, leek— measure no drift and then be like, leel er— measure no drift and then be like, look at that, you idiots rliuliue— like, look at that, you idiots linking-e— like, look at that, you idiots thinking a globe and they thinking it's a globe and they measured _outl thinking it's a globe and they. measured _out at measured it and it came out at 15 measured it and it came out at is leerees— measured it and it came out at is leerees eer— measured it and it came out at 15 degrees per and they 15 degrees per hour. and they lieu— 15 degrees per hour. and they lieu-well— 15 degrees per hour. and they then well, clearly then said, well, clearly semerliue— then said, well, clearly something we'll go something went wrong. we'll go lesl— something went wrong. we'll go lesl-see— something went wrong. we'll go back-see what— something went wrong. we'll go back-see what we- something went wrong. we'll go back see what we did wrong. back and see what we did wrong. iris— back and see what we did wrong. ilis is— back and see what we did wrong. this is-problem_ back and see what we did wrong. this is problem with being this is the problem with being a flat this is the problem with being a tel-ile— this is the problem with being a flat-the bias— this is the problem with being a flat-the bias is- this is the problem with being a flat the bias is let's flat earther. the bias is let's do.experiment- flat earther. the bias is let's. do.experiment-me do an experiment to prove me riser.— do an experiment to prove me rieier. riser-s— do an experiment to prove me right. that's science. right. that's not science. simele— right. that's not science. simple _yeahl right. that's not science.- simple _yeah. although i simple as that. yeah. although i mean, it did that it mean, it did prove that it wasn't right. we just saw a picture him there with a with picture of him there with a with a and i think the laser a globe. and i think the laser gyroscope behind him, i mean, louis, you think? do you louis, what do you think? do you think the earth is flat? i think the flat. and hollow. the earth is flat. and hollow. yeah. combined two yeah. i've combined two conspiracy theories. nice it might be hollow, conspiracy theories. nice it. might-be hollow, but might actually be hollow, but lees— might actually be hollow, but lees-veil— might actually be hollow, but does-work then?- might actually be hollow, but does work then? can i. does gravity work then? can i. see— does gravity work then? can i. see l — does gravity work then? can i. see l i— does gravity work then? can i. see l i lee-r— does gravity work then? can i. can i. i don't want— does gravity work then? can i. can i. i don't want to. i'm not going— can i. i don't want to. i'm not seeing re— can i. i don't want to. i'm not going to disagree— can i. i don't want to. i'm not going to disagree because i link.— going to disagree because i think-think- going to disagree because i think-think the- going to disagree because i think. think the earth think. i don't think the earth is-i— think. i don't think the earth is-i-ir-s- think. i don't think the earth is-i-ir-s verv- is flat. i think it's very exsiriue. — is flat. i think it's very exciting. there's of exciting. there's lots of seeing— exciting. there's lots of exciting there's exciting. there's lots of- exciting _there's war exciting things. there's war going— exciting things. there's war eeiee — exciting things. there's war going on. there's a there's sovie— going on. there's a there's covm. there's— going on. there's a there's covid. there's everything . it's

covid. there's everything. it's verv— covid. there's everything. it's verv ills— covid. there's everything. it's verv ir-s eer— covid. there's everything. it's very it's not flat. _ covid. there's everything. it's very it's not flat. i— covid. there's everything. it's very it's not flat. i don't mean fier— very it's not flat. i don't mean tier-ell— very it's not flat. i don't mean flat-old coke.— very it's not flat. i don't mean flat-old coke. yeah- very it's not flat. i don't mean flat old coke. yeah it flat like old coke. yeah it leeks— flat like old coke. yeah it looks flat. _ flat like old coke. yeah it looks flat. well, that was my isle — looks flat. well, that was my isle riser— looks flat. well, that was my iele leer i— looks flat. well, that was my joke that i was— looks flat. well, that was my joke that i was making. but i weer— joke that i was making. but i vveer re.— joke that i was making. but i vveer re. i— joke that i was making. but i want to. i want— joke that i was making. but i want to. i want to. i want to ereise. — want to. i want to. i want to else i— want to. i want to. i want to ereise. ivveer— want to. i want to. i want to praise. i want to— want to. i want to. i want to praise. i want to praise this lule— praise. i want to praise this lule rer— praise. i want to praise this dude for using— praise. i want to praise this dude for using the word. it's a series— dude for using the word. it's a selere rerler— dude for using the word. it's a sphere rather than saying the sell— sphere rather than saying the earth-because- sphere rather than saying the earth because it's not earth is round because it's not reuel — earth is round because it's not reuel il— earth is round because it's not round. it bulges— earth is round because it's not round. c d “ round. it bulges in certain places due to what adipose tissue distribution ? i don't tissue distribution? i don't know. you've probably got an answer for it. there is an ir— answer for it. there is an answer. it has— answer for it. there is an answer. it has to- answer for it. there is an answer. it has to do- c there is an answer. it has to do it has to do answer. it has to do it has to le will— answer. it has to do it has to le vvirl rile— answer. it has to do it has to do with like the— answer. it has to do it has to do with like the aurora borealis eel— do with like the aurora borealis and-electrical— do with like the aurora borealis and electrical stuff that's and the electrical stuff that's senile— and the electrical stuff that's semiee irr— and the electrical stuff that's coming in from _ and the electrical stuff that's coming in from the sun. it goes and the electrical stuff that's co the; in from the sun. it goes and the electrical stuff that's co the northern the sun. it goes and the electrical stuff that's co the northern partsun. it goes and the electrical stuff that's co the northern part and it goes and the electrical stuff that's co the northern part and it goes and the electrical stuff that's co the northern part and it isles to the northern part and it is eessillv— to the northern part and it is possibly-hollow- to the northern part and it is possibly hollow exactly in possibly not hollow exactly in the possibly not hollow exactly in lie-lur— possibly not hollow exactly in lie-lur ir— possibly not hollow exactly in the - but it could - possibly not hollow exactly in the but it could be the middle, but it could be lelievv. — the middle, but it could be lelievv. il— the middle, but it could be hollow. it could- the middle, but it could be hollow. c e: hollow. it could possibly be hollow. it could possibly be hollow. going out hollow. we're going to find out later. anyway, the mail next in your days is a silver fox could be lewis and it's not be numbered. lewis and it's not because new zealand schoolchildren to schoolchildren are going to shoot well, i'd have shoot you. yeah, well, i'd have lese— shoot you. yeah, well, i'd have becomelsilver_ shoot you. yeah, well, i'd have become l silver fox. _ shoot you. yeah, well, i'd have becomelsilver fox. i'd- become a silver fox. i'd fortunately, _ become a silver fox. i'd fortunately, it's i'm dead in ree— fortunately, it's i'm dead in ree reel— fortunately, it's i'm dead in the road-driven- fortunately, it's i'm dead in the road driven over by the road being driven over by cars . i've become— the road being driven over by cars . i've become very good cars. i've become very good leeliee— cars. i've become very good leeliee ie— cars. i've become very good leeliee ie rev— cars. i've become very good looking in my old age for. for an looking in my old age for. for ee eller— looking in my old age for. for an older woman. _ looking in my old age for. for an older woman. geez, what do you— an older woman. geez, what do veu leel— an older woman. geez, what do veu leel lile— an older woman. geez, what do you look like before? oh, my eel.— you look like before? oh, my eel-leel- you look like before? oh, my god. good looking god. i was not good looking leseuse— god. i was not good looking because because my hair was because i. because my hair was verv—

because i. because my hair was verv liesl— because i. because my hair was very black-went- because i. because my hair was very black went grey very black and it went grey elreesr— very black and it went grey almost overnight. and you tell us-veee.— almost overnight. and you tell us-veee. riv— almost overnight. and you tell us-yeah. my hair- almost overnight. and you tell us yeah. my hair was grey. us this? yeah. my hair was grey. my us this? yeah. my hair was grey. rev-llesl. — us this? yeah. my hair was grey. rev-llesl. eel- us this? yeah. my hair was grey. my black. and then it my hair was black. and then it weer— my hair was black. and then it vveer eev— my hair was black. and then it went grey overnight when i sreeeel— went grey overnight when i| sreeeel—iusr stopped colouring it, it just weer— stopped colouring it, it just weer-leer.— stopped colouring it, it just went-that. that- stopped colouring it, it just went that. that was . that went like that. that was. that e isle.— went like that. that was. that e iele. ir— went like that. that was. that was a joke. it was— went like that. that was. that was a joke. it was a cute. this is. reis— was a joke. it was a cute. this is. ieis is— was a joke. it was a cute. this is. ieis is e— was a joke. it was a cute. this is. this is a non— was a joke. it was a cute. this is. this is a non story. this is a cure for a story. _ is. this is a non story. this is a cure for a story. no, it isn't a cure for a story. no, it isn't e srerv. — a cure for a story. no, it isn't a story. because— a cure for a story. no, it isn't a story. because the story is a rer— a story. because the story is a rer eev— a story. because the story is a cure for grey hair— a story. because the story is a cure for grey hair on the eseuse.— cure for grey hair on the horizon. when- cure for grey hair on the horizon. when scientists lissever— horizon. when scientists discover the _ horizon. when scientists discover the mechanism for seeurl— discover the mechanism for seeurlseeeee— discover the mechanism for colour change and breakthrough, that colour change and breakthrough, leer seull— colour change and breakthrough, that could allow— colour change and breakthrough, that could allow to reverse that could allow us to reverse it that could allow us to reverse ir .— that could allow us to reverse ir . weise— that could allow us to reverse it . which means— that could allow us to reverse it . which means is they just it. which means is they just lisseverel— it. which means is they just discovered what— it. which means is they just discovered what causes it. that leese-r— discovered what causes it. that leese-r ee— discovered what causes it. that doesn't mean we're going to be elle— doesn't mean we're going to be elie re— doesn't mean we're going to be elie re seeeee— doesn't mean we're going to be able to change it.— doesn't mean we're going to be able to change it. and so step revverls— able to change it. and so step revverls ir. — able to change it. and so step towards it. well,— able to change it. and so step towards it. well, i- able to change it. and so step towards it. �*evll�*re;cc towards it. well, i think, though, steve is i mean, they're using stem cells to fix grey hair. cells can be applied hair. stem cells can be applied to fix anything like cancer. you know anything, can know, anything, anything you can you use stem cells to grow you can use stem cells to grow any type of cell. and they're using it to fix grey not using it to fix grey hair, not even baldness, grey hair. yeah. it's cheeky, it? i mean, it's cheeky, isn't it? i mean, is— it's cheeky, isn't it? i mean, ills—releg- it's cheeky, isn't it? i mean, ills—reel re- it's cheeky, isn't it? i mean,| it's—thing to solve it's the easiest thing to solve as it's the easiest thing to solve es vvell — it's the easiest thing to solve es vvell veu— it's the easiest thing to solve as well. you just— it's the easiest thing to solve as well. you just stain it or wherever— as well. you just stain it or whatever you— as well. you just stain it or whatever you call it, dye it. weerees— whatever you call it, dye it. whereas yeah,— whatever you call it, dye it. whereas yeah, that cancer whereas yeah, all that cancer slurr— whereas yeah, all that cancer sure is— whereas yeah, all that cancer sure is e— whereas yeah, all that cancer stuff is a bit— whereas yeah, all that cancer stuff is a bit harder fix. so stuff is a bit harder to fix. so reevle—

stuff is a bit harder to fix. so maybe-should- stuff is a bit harder to fix. so maybe should focus maybe you should focus your errerrs— maybe you should focus your efforts .that. _ maybe you should focus your efforts-that. but- maybe you should focus your efforts that. but i suppose efforts on that. but i suppose it efforts on that. but i suppose ir—eevv- efforts on that. but i suppose ir—eevv srere it is understanding how stem sells—mile- cells work. so it might be a see— cells work. so it might be a see ie— cells work. so it might be a sree ie ree— cells work. so it might be a step in the right— cells work. so it might be a step in the right direction. the no scientific— step in the right direction. the no scientific knowledge is vveslel— no scientific knowledge is. vveslel—eise no scientific knowledge is- wasted,_nice if wasted, but it would be nice if the wasted, but it would be nice if lee-ile— wasted, but it would be nice if lee-lile lie— wasted, but it would be nice if the-like fix the- wasted, but it would be nice if the like fix the stuff the order like fix the stuff reel— the order like fix the stuff leer lills— the order like fix the stuff that kills us— the order like fix the stuff that kills us first and then gives— that kills us first and then gives veu— that kills us first and then gives veu e— that kills us first and then gives you a nice hair. and the lure— gives you a nice hair. and the lure is— gives you a nice hair. and the lure is ree— gives you a nice hair. and the truth is, the truth— gives you a nice hair. and the truth is, the truth is a grey is a truth is, the truth is a grey is e vvereiee— truth is, the truth is a grey is e vvereiee siee. — truth is, the truth is a grey is a warning sign. it— truth is, the truth is a grey is a warning sign. it basically sevs— a warning sign. it basically sevs vusl— a warning sign. it basically sevs vusl. eel— a warning sign. it basically says yuck. and i know think says yuck. and i know you think i says yuck. and i know you think i-eeeeziee— says yuck. and i know you think i-eeeeziee wire— says yuck. and i know you think i amazing with grey hair, i look amazing with grey hair, but i look amazing with grey hair, bur-live— i look amazing with grey hair, but give anything have but i'd give anything to have jet but i'd give anything to have ier liesl— but i'd give anything to have jet black-right?- but i'd give anything to have jet black right? well jet black hair, right? well leis— jet black hair, right? well leis-see- jet black hair, right? well let's-can get. jet black hair, right? well let's-can get of let's hope you can get some of lesse— let's hope you can get some of less srere — let's hope you can get some of those stem cells— let's hope you can get some of those stem cells anyway , we've those stem cells anyway, we've got those stem cells anyway, we've eer-elle— those stem cells anyway, we've eer-eeeie-sereel got to start again with some euge— got to start again with some huge-hollywood. got to start again with some. huge-hollywood star got to start again with some- huge-hollywood star has huge news. a hollywood star has grown her armpits. grown hair in her armpits. steve. yeah this story is rachel iislleees— steve. yeah this story is rachel mcadams-over- l/reuel“ this story is rachel mcadams over beautiful mcadams praised over beautiful ereeeir—vvevl armpit hair. i don't know why eevvseeeers— armpit hair. i don't know why newspapers obsess about actresses armpit hair. i remember quite a actresses armpit hair. i- remember-quite a few remember it was quite a few veers— remember it was quite a few veers-eee— remember it was quite a few veers-eee iulie- remember it was quite a few years now julia roberts years ago now julia roberts vvevel— years ago now julia roberts vvevel ee— years ago now julia roberts waved on the— years ago now julia roberts waved on the red carpet and we eel— waved on the red carpet and we eel-eleur— waved on the red carpet and we had-about armpit- waved on the red carpet and we had about armpit hair had to talk about armpit hair for had to talk about armpit hair eer—eel- had to talk about armpit hair eer—eel i- had to talk about armpit hair eer—eel i sell had to talk about armpit hair for—and i get it. for three weeks. and i get it. uereeellv— for three weeks. and i get it. uerreeliv veu— for three weeks. and i get it. normally you don't see it and rese— normally you don't see it and rise veu— normally you don't see it and rise veu le— normally you don't see it and then you do see— normally you don't see it and then you do see it. hwy, normally you don't see it and then you do see it. filly r::::r normally you don't see it and then you do see it. filly r:r:::r then you do see it. why do we er— then you do see it. why do we care? i'm like the people who say it's disgusting are wrong, but the people calling it beautiful. what fetish beautiful. what kind of fetish leve— beautiful. what kind of fetish eeve-eer— beautiful. what kind of fetish have-got going- beautiful. what kind of fetish have-got going on- what kind of fetish have got going on there have you got going on there reels— have you got going on there reels-eree.— have you got going on there that's-wrong. it's- have you got going on there that's wrong. it's just that's so wrong. it's just erreeir— that's so wrong. it's just armpit hair.— that's so wrong. it's just armpit hair. get over armpit hair. just get over veurselves — armpit hair. just get over yourselves, by-

armpit hair. just get over yourselves, by way, like no armpit hair. just get over yourreally, by way, like no armpit hair. just get over yourreally has way, like no armpit hair. just get over yourreally has control], like no armpit hair. just get over yourreally has control over; no one really has control over eller— one really has control over ereer-lelv- one really has control over other-body hair.i one really has control over other body hair. so other people's body hair. so move on. but— other people's body hair. so move on. but the way it says sirls— move on. but the way it says mean, girls star,— move on. but the way it says mean, girls star, 44, flaunted eer— mean, girls star, 44, flaunted eer-eirs. — mean, girls star, 44, flaunted her-pits. flaunt- mean, girls star, 44, flaunted her pits. flaunt did her unshaven pits. flaunt did see— her unshaven pits. flaunt did see-e— her unshaven pits. flaunt did see-e eir— her unshaven pits. flaunt did see-e eir er— her unshaven pits. flaunt did she-a pit or did- her unshaven pits. flaunt did she a pit or did she just she flaunt a pit or did she just leve— she flaunt a pit or did she just eeve ee— she flaunt a pit or did she just have an armpit?— she flaunt a pit or did she just have an armpit? she she have an armpit? she did. she seevvel— have an armpit? she did. she seevvel-eir. — have an armpit? she did. she showed-pit. she- have an armpit? she did. she showed pit. c showed her pit. she wasn't wearing shirt. she got her wearing a t shirt. she got her pit a photoshoot and pit out in a photoshoot and showed everybody her bushy armpit french armpit like she's a french exchange this shocking exchange student. this shocking thing. and what thing. and this is what was eeeleieel— thing. and this is what was explained _just- “9 and this is what was explained just recently thing. and this is what was- explained _just recently is explained to me just recently is reel— explained to me just recently is leer ree— explained to me just recently is that the number— explained to me just recently is that the number of people who a eueeerl— that the number of people who a eureerl er— that the number of people who a number of women— that the number of people who a number of women who shave top eel— number of women who shave top eel lerrere — number of women who shave top and bottom .over. _ and bottom all over. yeah, riser.— and bottom all over. yeah, right. practically you'll right. is practically you'll eeve— right. is practically you'll eeve re— right. is practically you'll have to google it yourself. iievle— have to google it yourself. iievle lile— have to google it yourself. maybe like 92,— have to google it yourself. maybe like 92, 95% of the eeeuleriee— maybe like 92, 95% of the population of— maybe like 92, 95% of the population of anybody under 30 veers— population of anybody under 30 veers ell. — population of anybody under 30 veers ell. reev— population of anybody under 30 years old. they are all sereeierelv— years old. they are all completely shaved . you have completely shaved. you have a erellere— completely shaved. you have a erelieee wire— completely shaved. you have a problem with it?— completely shaved. you have a problem with it? i— completely shaved. you have a problem with it? i do, too, leseuse— problem with it? i do, too, because we grew up in a time vveee— because we grew up in a time vveee reel— because we grew up in a time vveee leer es— because we grew up in a time when that was, oh, a little bit luv.— when that was, oh, a little bit lirev. veu— when that was, oh, a little bit lirrv. veu se— when that was, oh, a little bit dirty. you saw you— when that was, oh, a little bit dirty. you saw you saw, you leel,— dirty. you saw you saw, you know, ree— dirty. you saw you saw, you know, the hairy— dirty. you saw you saw, you know, the hairy bits, the 70 seconds. yeah,— know, the hairy bits, the 70 seconds. yeah, the 70 seconds. leel,— seconds. yeah, the 70 seconds. leel, ree— seconds. yeah, the 70 seconds. leel, lie so— seconds. yeah, the 70 seconds. yeah, the 60 seconds to. no, not 60 yeah, the 60 seconds to. no, not ese-io— yeah, the 60 seconds to. no, not 60-70 seconds.- yeah, the 60 seconds to. no, not 60-70 seconds. yeah. yeah, the 60 seconds to. no, not 60 70 seconds. yeah we 60 seconds. 70 seconds. yeah we ree— 60 seconds. 70 seconds. yeah we ree eeirv— 60 seconds. 70 seconds. yeah we saw the hairy bits— 60 seconds. 70 seconds. yeah we saw the hairy bits and that was like,— saw the hairy bits and that was ele-rev— saw the hairy bits and that was lilelrev-vve-re- saw the hairy bits and that was like,-my-we're not- like, oh, my god, we're not elievvel— like, oh, my god, we're not ellevvel re— like, oh, my god, we're not allowed to see— like, oh, my god, we're not allowed to see that. that's why i allowed to see that. that's why i sell— allowed to see that. that's why i sell evee— allowed to see that. that's why i can't even touch— allowed to see that. that's why i can't even touch kiwi fruit i can't even touch a kiwi fruit

-lils— i can't even touch a kiwi fruit -lils slee- i can't even touch a kiwi fruit now. kids stop being so now. but the kids stop being so weev— now. but the kids stop being so rueev. veu— now. but the kids stop being so funny. you know,— now. but the kids stop being so funny. you know, the people lee-r— funny. you know, the people leel-re— funny. you know, the people leel-re see— funny. you know, the people don't to see telling don't want to see you telling isles— don't want to see you telling isles-relies.- don't want to see you telling jokes talking. they jokes when i'm talking. they lee-r— jokes when i'm talking. they leel—reel- jokes when i'm talking. theyi don't—that anyway jokes when i'm talking. they. don't—that anyway , don't want to see that anyway, the don't want to see that anyway, ree slee— don't want to see that anyway, the show i nearly _ don't want to see that anyway, the show nearly over, so the show is nearly over, so leis— the show is nearly over, so ler-s rele— the show is nearly over, so let's take another quick look at ieurslev-s— let's take another quick look at thursday's front— let's take another quick look at thursday's front pages. the ieleereel— thursday's front pages. the telegraph leads— thursday's front pages. the telegraph leads with russian spy ships threatened to sabotage uk energy supply. the i has uk faces 5% interest rates after failing to tame inflation. the guardian has senior officials ready to quit if raab survives bullying inquiry. the financial times leads with inflation stuck in double digits, offers little hope for end to cost of living crisis as daily express has , we crisis as daily express has, we must unite to protect women's rights. and the daily star has the slam dunker flat earther . the slam dunker flat earther. the earth is not as flat as we hoped. and those were front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, lewis schaffer and steve allen. tomorrow tomorrow, i'll be back hosting with scott capurro and nick and remember if nick dixon. and remember that if you're watching 5 am. you're watching the 5 am. repeat, for the

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vvell — opposition to make it work. well. government works better wire— well. government works better vvire eeel— well. government works better with good opposition. but sir lei— with good opposition. but sir leir reels— with good opposition. but sir keir looks like— with good opposition. but sir keir looks like he needs new lerreries— keir looks like he needs new batteries and— keir looks like he needs new batteries and finally, the trans lelere— batteries and finally, the trans debate persists— batteries and finally, the trans debate persists .— batteries and finally, the trans debate persists . it's, as it has debate persists. it's, as it has lsee— debate persists. it's, as it has leee reesrlel— debate persists. it's, as it has been reported, the government is seesileriee— been reported, the government is considering new— been reported, the government is considering new controversial euileese— considering new controversial guidance, permitting same sex sseeels— guidance, permitting same sex sseeels re— guidance, permitting same sex schools to reject— guidance, permitting same sex schools to reject trans sruleers. — schools to reject trans students. state of the nation srerrs— students. state of the nation srerrs eeu— students. state of the nation srerrs .— starts now. we'll - starts now. we'll also be starts now.— we'll also be feasting sleris eev— we'll also be feasting upon the er— we'll also be feasting upon the er ree— we'll also be feasting upon the news of the day.— we'll also be feasting upon the news of the day. saint alphege's day, — news of the day. saint alphege's dave es— news of the day. saint alphege's dave es ir— news of the day. saint alphege's eev, es ir eeeeees— news of the day. saint alphege's day, as it happens with our voracious panel— day, as it happens with our voracious panel, day, as it happens with our voracious panel , the pugnacious voracious panel, the pugnacious lerreer— voracious panel, the pugnacious lerreer eller— voracious panel, the pugnacious former editor of— voracious panel, the pugnacious former editor of the sun, kelvin iiesleezie— former editor of the sun, kelvin mackenzie, and— former editor of the sun, kelvin mackenzie, and the indefatigable leisur— mackenzie, and the indefatigable leleur iii— mackenzie, and the indefatigable labour mp lloyd— mackenzie, and the indefatigable labour mp lloyd russell—moyle . labour mp lloyd russell—moyle. as ever— labour mp lloyd russell—moyle. ls i— labour mp lloyd russell—moyle. ls i eeel— labour mp lloyd russell—moyle. as ever, i want to— labour mp lloyd russell—moyle. as ever, i want to hear from veu.— as ever, i want to hear from veu. ills— as ever, i want to hear from veu. ills ree— as ever, i want to hear from you. it's the key— as ever, i want to hear from you. it's the key part of the ereerereree— you. it's the key part of the programme. email me mailmogg@gbnews.uk. programme. email me mailmogg@gbnews.uk . but now it's mailmogg@gbnews.uk. but now it's rime— mailmogg@gbnews.uk. but now it's liree ler— mailmogg@gbnews.uk. but now it's liree ler ree— mailmogg@gbnews.uk. but now it's time for the all— mailmogg@gbnews.uk. but now it's time for the all important eeelliees— time for the all important headlines and— time for the all important headlines and we're back with reliv— headlines and we're back with polly middleton.— headlines and we're back with polly middleton. first, welcome lese— polly middleton. first, welcome lesl, reliv— polly middleton. first, welcome lesl, rellv .—

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