you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners— you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners but— you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners but first,— you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners but first, let's- headliners but first, let's bring— headliners but first, let's bring you— headliners but first, let's bring you ine— headliners but first, let's bring you the latest news headlines. _ bring you the latest news headlines. and the prime minister— headlines. and the prime minister will— headlines. and the prime minister will not be deciding upon— minister will not be deciding upon ine— minister will not be deciding upon inn nie— minister will not be deciding upon the fate of— minister will not be deciding upon the fate of his deputy, dominic— upon the fate of his deputy, dominic raab_ upon the fate of his deputy, dominic raab tonight. rishi sunni— dominic raab tonight. rishi sunak-earlier- dominic raab tonight. rishi sunak earlier had full sunak said earlier he had full confidence— sunak said earlier he had full confidence in— sunak said earlier he had full confidence in mr— sunak said earlier he had full confidence in mr and has confidence in mr raab and has all confidence in mr raab and has nii day— confidence in mr raab and has nii day been— confidence in mr raab and has all day been considering the findings— all day been considering the findings on— all day been considering the findings of an— all day been considering the findings of an independent inguin— findings of an independent inquiry alleged bullying. inquiry into alleged bullying. ine— inquiry into alleged bullying. inn deputy— inquiry into alleged bullying. the deputy prime minister ninseif— the deputy prime minister himself requested the report not as himself requested the report not an inn— himself requested the report not an inn fini— himself requested the report not as the first allegation was made in november— as the first allegation was made in november last— as the first allegation was made in november last year. eight connininis— in november last year. eight complaints have— in november last year. eight complaints have been made by sinn— complaints have been made by staff ginni— complaints have been made by staff about mr— complaints have been made by staff about mr raabs alleged iennrionr— staff about mr raabs alleged behaviour during his roles as roreign— behaviour during his roles as foreign secretary. brexit secretary— foreign secretary. brexit secretary and - foreign secretary. brexit secretary and as justice secretary— secretary and as justice secretary .— secretary and as justice secretary . well, the shadow secretary. well, the shadow attorney— secretary. well, the shadow attorney general , emily attorney general, emily thomberwr_ attorney general, emily thornberry, says a decision needs— thornberry, says a decision needs is— thornberry, says a decision needs is de—

thornberry, says a decision needs to be made quickly . needs to be made quickly. i drink— needs to be made quickly. i drink ii— needs to be made quickly. i think if he's— needs to be made quickly. i think if he's got— needs to be made quickly. i think if he's got this- needs to be made quickly. i think if he's got this report , think if he's got this report, he should just read it and if the man's a bully then dominic raab should go. it's really quite simple. there are many more pressing issues than this . more pressing issues than this. whilst the conservative party continue to be in chaos, the pubuc continue to be in chaos, the public have completely different priorities. what we priorities. actually what we should be doing is we should be having who are having politicians who are focussed the cost of living focussed on the cost of living crisis and is that wages crisis and why it is that wages are stagnating we're are stagnating and why we're having if not having to wait for months if not years, for hospital treatment. this shouldn't politics this shouldn't be what politics is politics should be is about. politics should be about people's lives about making people's lives better. academy of better. now the academy of medical royal colleges is urging junior doctors and the government to find a solution to their deadlock over pay for the sake of patients and the wider nhs. nearly 200,000 hospital appointments— nhs. nearly 200,000 hospital appointments and— \r nearly 200,000 hospital appointments and surgeries had to appointments and surgeries had de de— appointments and surgeries had to be reschedule— appointments and surgeries had to be reschedule following the inner— to be reschedule following the junior doctors— to be reschedule following the junior doctors strike action inst— junior doctors strike action igg ween— junior doctors strike action last week, the— junior doctors strike action last week, the academy had neined — last week, the academy had neined re — last week, the academy had helped to secure a deal between redn— helped to secure a deal between iedn sides— helped to secure a deal between both sides following strike seden— both sides following strike action back— both sides following strike action back in— both sides following strike action back in 2016. drive hours

g...— action back in 2016. drive hours dne uk— action back in 2016. drive hours across the uk are— action back in 2016. drive hours across the uk are being asked ner— across the uk are being asked not de— across the uk are being asked not to pick— across the uk are being asked nor to pick up— across the uk are being asked not to pick up their mobile nnenes— not to pick up their mobile phones during— not to pick up their mobile phones during the government's emergency— phones during the government's energeney den— phones during the government's emergency alert test this weekend— emergency alert test this weekend .— emergency alert test this weekend . and- emergency alert test this weekend . and the aa is advising weekend. and the aa is advising motorists— weekend. and the aa is advising motorists to— weekend. and the aa is advising motorists to switch— weekend. and the aa is advising motorists to switch off their nonde— motorists to switch off their mobile phones— motorists to switch off their mobile phones during the test ions— mobile phones during the test ions tanning— mobile phones during the test laws banning the use of hand—held— laws banning the use of hand—held phones will still apply-— hand—held phones will still apply- ine— hand—held phones will still apply. the alarm will sound for ten seonds— apply. the alarm will sound for ten seconds from _ apply. the alarm will sound for ten seconds from £0.03 pm on sunday.— ten seconds from £0.03 pm on sundoy. ine— ten seconds from £0.03 pm on sunday. the american actor alec noidnin-s— sunday. the american actor alec baldwin's lawyers— sunday. the american actor alec baldwin's lawyers say they're nieosed— baldwin's lawyers say they're gieosed witn— baldwin's lawyers say they're pleased with the— baldwin's lawyers say they're pleased with the decision to dismiss— pleased with the decision to dismiss the— pleased with the decision to dismiss the case— pleased with the decision to dismiss the case against their eiient— dismiss the case against their eiient .— dismiss the case against their eiient . tignt— dismiss the case against their client . eight baldwin had been client. eight baldwin had been energed— client. eight baldwin had been energed witn— client. eight baldwin had been charged with two— client. eight baldwin had been charged with two counts of invoinnton— charged with two counts of involuntary manslaughter for cinematographer halyna hutchins deotn— cinematographer halyna hutchins dead on— cinematographer halyna hutchins dead on de— cinematographer halyna hutchins death on the set— cinematographer halyna hutchins death on the set of the movie itnst— death on the set of the movie itnst in— death on the set of the movie itnst in 202i,— death on the set of the movie rust in 2021, after— death on the set of the movie rust in 2021, after a revolver, he rust in 2021, after a revolver, ne wes— rust in 2021, after a revolver, he was rehearsing with fired a tire— he was rehearsing with fired a tire round— he was rehearsing with fired a tire round .— he was rehearsing with fired a live round . he— he was rehearsing with fired a live round . he was also charged live round. he was also charged witn— live round. he was also charged nitn tne— live round. he was also charged nitn tne int-un— live round. he was also charged with the injury of— live round. he was also charged with the injury of the movie's director,— with the injury of the movie's director, joel— with the injury of the movie's director, joel souza . the actor director, joel souza. the actor nos— director, joel souza. the actor nos posted— director, joel souza. the actor nus posted on— director, joel souza. the actor has posted on instagram this evening— has posted on instagram this evening saying— has posted on instagram this evening saying he owes everytning— evening saying he owes everything to- evening saying he owes everything to his wife and his lawyer— everything to his wife and his lawyer .— everything to his wife and his ionyer . tne— everything to his wife and his lawyer . the astronaut tim peake lawyer. the astronaut tim peake has

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time now for headliners. hello and— time now for headliners. hello and deconst— time now for headliners. hello and welcome to— time now for headliners. hello and welcome to headliners . i'm and welcome to headliners. i'm leo acas. and joining me to go tnrougn— leo acas. and joining me to go through tomorrow's— and joining me to go through tomorrow's newspapers are through tomorrow's newspapers tne— through tomorrow's newspapers tne ton— through tomorrow's newspapers are the top transatlantic comics. scott- are the top transatlantic comics. are the top transatlantic- comics. scott capurro. he just flew in from la . and boy, are flew in from la. and boy, are his jokes tired and big dog nick dixon . so named because of what dixon. so named because of what he does to people's legs. how are you both doing .7 i was okay are you both doing? i was okay until are you both doing? i was okay untii tndt— are you both doing? i was okay until that intro.— are you both doing? i was okay until that intro. how— are you both doing? i was okay until that intro. how are- mt; r:r:::r "g? i was okay until that intro. how are you, by tne— until that intro. how are you, by tne way?— until that intro. how are you, by tne new in— until that intro. how are you, by the way.7 i'm from until that intro. how are you, by the way? i'm from san tronsiseo — by the way? i'm from san francisco. so _ by the way? i'm from san francisco. so hard to remember. gn— francisco. so hard to remember. on rignt.— francisco. so hard to remember. on, rignt. teen.— francisco. so hard to remember. oh, right. yeah. not an la perso— oh, right. yeah. not an la perso neit— oh, right. yeah. not an la person. well, more your person. well, it's more your tning. — person. well, it's more your thing. -scotland. person. well, it's more your thing. scotland and thing. i'm from scotland and everytning— thing. i'm from scotland and everytning-ot- thing. i'm from scotland and everything of scotland everything outside of scotland is-tig— everything outside of scotland is big, amorphous blob to is one big, amorphous blob to nut— is one big, amorphous blob to nut oent.— is one big, amorphous blob to me. but yeah, it— is one big, amorphous blob to me. but yeah, it was- is one big, amorphous blob to me. t t me. but yeah, it was a bit unfair because your jokes aren't tired. famed your. tired. you're famed for your. for your fresh for your wit and your fresh material. very sweet of you to say thank you. what about you and i've never urinated on anyone's knowledge. so anyone's leg to my knowledge. so both it's not the both in toes. it's not the urination, it's. it's the urination, nick. it's. it's the rubbing. yeah, rubbing. rubbing. yeah, it's the rubbing. anyway, that's awkward chat anyway, that's the awkward chat with the wheelies. have a quick look of look at friday's front pages of the has unelected the daily mail. has unelected lords plot to block rwanda. they'll talking about the they'll be talking about the plan, not the actual country

itself . the has deputy pm raab itself. the i has deputy pm raab refuses to resign in the guardian also leads with raab fights for his political life. the times has raab stands firm as pm mulls over report on bullying adults complaining about bullying. can you believe it? the express says just why did the bbc ignore mps call to protect women? the metro has ellen we have a problem . and ellen we have a problem. and those are your front pages . we those are your front pages. we begin with the front page of the escort . what's on there? happy. escort. what's on there? happy. i'd by the way. you're welcome . i'd by the way. you're welcome. i'd by the way. you're welcome. i didn't know you'd got ed before this show. i'm told i'm totally classy. drugs was a bad idea before going on eat up. i got free candy in the lobby and dot— got free candy in the lobby and dot wus— got free candy in the lobby and that was that— got free candy in the lobby and that was that was— got free candy in the lobby and that was that was ed was telling me ne— that was that was ed was telling me he converted— that was that was ed was telling me he converted after he saw andrew— me he converted after he saw andrew tote— me he converted after he saw andrew tate convert. “in?" ' r: andrew tate convert. yeah. and that— andrew tate convert. yeah. and that what inspired him. yeah

that was what inspired him. yeah > yeah. on the front page of the i it's deputy pm raab raab refuses to resign and weirdly on my front page of the i there's little horns on his head like he's the devil. but clearly he's about to be fired. there there you know giving us a warm up of the idea that he's going to be fired by sunak sunak is in a room right now reading a report about raabs behaviour which has been reported extensively in the press two years, press for the last two years, about bullying behaviour about his bullying behaviour amongst co—workers and amongst his co—workers and people civil people that were in the civil service. been landed on our service. it's been landed on our laps so many times. so if sunak donelan bullying on people's laps. yeah . can you imagine? so laps. yeah. can you imagine? so sunak doesn't fire him at this point. it's going to look weak for sunak he's got to do it. he has no choice, really. i mean, do you. do you agree, nick? neoduse— do you. do you agree, nick? because i— do you. do you agree, nick? because i don't— r:r:::r do you agree, nick? because i don't thought i mean, tnis— because i don't thought i mean, tnis sees— because i don't thought i mean, this seems pretty— because i don't thought i mean, this seems pretty minor stuff. some— this seems pretty minor stuff. some some staff— this seems pretty minor stuff. some some staff work for him some some staff who work for him are some some staff who work for him staining— some some staff who work for him are claiming that— some some staff who work for him are claiming that he— some some staff who work for him are claiming that he bullied den,— are claiming that he bullied den-deo- are claiming that he bullied them, they tried 2020. them, which they tried in 2020. t hey— them, which they tried in 2020. tney—iite- them, which they tried in 2020. tney—iite in- them, which they tried in 2020. they _ like in 2023.i they cried. yeah. like in 2023. inat— they cried. yeah. like in 2023.| tndt—dsted that probably means he asked tnen —uort.- that probably means he asked them _work. yeah. that probably means he asked- them _work. yeah yeah, them to do some work. yeah yeah, it's them to do some work. yeah yeah, its dit— them to do some work. yeah yeah, its at very— them to do some work. yeah yeah,

it's all very overblown. ti; it's all very overblown. he tnrou— it's all very overblown. he threw tomatoes. _ it's all very overblown. he threw tomatoes. i- it's all very overblown. he threw tomatoes. i mean, look, he may be. he may secretly be this evil bully, and it may be bad, but sound like nonsense. but it does sound like nonsense. i mean, sometimes to i mean, sometimes you need to have high standards. what about steve he was of steve jobs? was he was kind of a bully. but look at the ipod. you know mean? and the know what i mean? and the iphone, these things. so iphone, all these things. so it's hard and slaps her assistant.— it's hard and slaps her assistant-i- it's hard and slaps her assistant. i was it's hard and slaps her- assistant.-i was there. assistant. yeah, i was there. so yedn. —peopie,l yeah. i mean, these people, tney-re— yeah. i mean, these people, they're-powered- yeah. i mean, these people, they're powered because they're high powered because tney-ve— they're high powered because tney-ve teen— they're high powered because they've been knocking people ound— they've been knocking people around-tit.— they've been knocking people around-bit. yeah- around a little bit. yeah tnere-s— around a little bit. yeah- there's—there. around a little bit. yeah- there's_there. and there's something in there. and diso— there's something in there. and piss-service— there's something in there. and also-service doesn't. also the civil service doesn't like government, you like this tory government, you know, looking for know, they're looking for anything him. you have anything to attack him. you have to line. i mean, to keep them in line. i mean, look, are sunak. should look, there are sunak. should he? think he should defend him he? i think he should defend him because it's just they'll just move something move on to something else. they're attack they're just a way to attack him. they'll back suella him. they'll move back to suella braverman. only braverman. now, the only exceptions it's an o. exceptions are if it's an 0. emma pattison. if it's a chris pincher, suicidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinchehe suicidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinchehe wants suicidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinche he wants the icidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinchehe wants the public he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinche he wants the public to; wants he wants the public to nut— wants he wants the public to move on. but haven't, have move on. but they haven't, have tneye— move on. but they haven't, have tneye-nos— move on. but they haven't, have tneye-nos teen- they? this story has been iingering— they? this story has been lingering years they? this story has been lingering-years for lingering for two years and for sundo— lingering for two years and for sumo-noo- lingering for two years and for sunak,-way.just. lingering for two years and for. sunak,-way.just end sunak, the only way to just end it, sunak, the only way to just end itltne— sunak, the only way to just end it, the conversation is to it, end the conversation is to tire— it, end the conversation is to tire nin. — it, end the conversation is to fire him. plus— it, end the conversation is to fire him. plus mean rammstein fire him. plus i mean rammstein tired— fire him. plus i mean rammstein tired-nett— fire him. plus i mean rammstein fired-he'll-back.- fired before he'll come back. they— fired before he'll come back. tney—tuti fired before he'll come back. tney—tut in fired before he'll come back.- tney—tut in o they always come back, but in a ditterent— they always come back, but in a ditterentiis— they always come back, but in a differentlis it— they always come back, but in a differentiis it really— they always come back, but in a different t ”crag t g;” g job. but is it really lingering on? it just being pushed by

on? is it just being pushed by the by wall? it's being the by the wall? it's being pushed the media. pushed by the blob in the media. i mean, if sunak fired everyone not— that the media left, the media wanted— that the media left, the media wanted-tire— that the media left, the media wanted fire everyone, that the media left, the media waithe fire everyone, that the media left, the media waithe time. fire everyone, that the media left, the media waithe time. it; everyone, that the media left, the media waithe time. siryone, that the media left, the media waithe time. ego? " all the time. but this again, this our this story has been over our heads a while. i think heads for quite a while. i think sunak this forward. sunak is putting this forward. oh, reading. i'm a room. oh, i'm reading. i'm in a room. i'm flicking through i'm i'm flicking through pages, i'm looking i'm flicking through pages, i'm lo

guardian far more. so it's our beloved queen— guardian far more. so it's our beloved queen died and the guardian— beloved queen died and the guardian has— beloved queen died and the guardian has seen their opponunity— guardian has seen their opportunity and they're getting in-dnd— opportunity and they're getting in-dnd tney-re— opportunity and they're getting in and they're that opportunity and they're getting in king'sid they're that opportunity and they're getting in king's fortune re that opportunity and they're getting in king's fortune includes that the king's fortune includes cars, jewellery,— the king's fortune includes cars, jewellery, property investments, _ cars, jewellery, property investments, rare investments, horses, rare stomps.— investments, horses, rare stunps. on— investments, horses, rare stamps. of course it includes stomps.— stamps. of course it includes stonps. dis— stamps. of course it includes stamps. his face— stamps. of course it includes stamps. his face is on half of tnen — stamps. his face is on half of tnen .— stamps. his face is on half of tnen . vou— stamps. his face is on half of them . you know,— stamps. his face is on half of them . you know, be like, is them. you know, be like, is nonve— them. you know, be like, is anyone-dot- them. you know, be like, is anyone _that the l them. you know, be like, is. anyone _that the royal anyone shocked that the royal tonin— anyone shocked that the royal family-horses— anyone shocked that the royal family horses and stamps ? i family have horses and stamps? i neon—get- family have horses and stamps? i neon—get thevl mean, okay. yeah. they get they get undy— mean, okay. yeah. they get they get away inheritance get away with inheritance tax but get away with inheritance tax tut-tne— get away with inheritance tax tut-tne royal— get away with inheritance tax but the royal family, you but it's the royal family, you know— but it's the royal family, you towrnedn-- but it's the royal family, you know mean? this is a nana know what i mean? this is a nana stow.— know what i mean? this is a nana stow-sounds— know what i mean? this is a nana story.-sounds-he'sl story. okay. it sounds like he's living yeah, that's living like a king. yeah, that's the thing. is it? mean , the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know— the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know now— the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know how i— the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know how i feel- dec g is it? i mean, you know how i feel about them. i you know how i feel about them. i didn-t— you know how i feel about them. ididn-t mind— you know how i feel about them. i didn't mind the— you know how i feel about them. i didn't mind the queen. she was tine— i didn't mind the queen. she was tinelsne-s— i didn't mind the queen. she was tinelsne-s gone.— i didn't mind the queen. she was fine she's gone. the rest of fine. she's gone. the rest of men,— fine. she's gone. the rest of gem, os— fine. she's gone. the rest of pm, as tor— fine. she's gone. the rest of them, as far as— fine. she's gone. the rest of them, as far as concerned, them, as far as i'm concerned, sne—tne- them, as far as i'm concerned, sne—tne tree- she can slide off the face of tne— she can slide off the face of tne-i— she can slide off the face of tne-i tnint— she can slide off the face of the-i think that- she can slide off the face of the i think that they're the earth. i think that they're prised.— the earth. i think that they're over priced. they're overeducated, under—stimulated underachieving— overeducated, under—stimulated underachieving ,_ overeducated, under—stimulated underachieving , dehydrated. underachieving, dehydrated. did youiust— underachieving, dehydrated. did you iust soy— underachieving, dehydrated. did you iust soy tnot— underachieving, dehydrated. did you just say that harry was overeducated? _ you just say that harry was overeducated? f overeducated? because that's. wett— overeducated? because that's. wen, i— overeducated? because that's. wen, i didn-t— overeducated? because that's. well, i didn't say.— overeducated? because that's. well, i didn't say. well,- overeducated? f well, i didn't say. well, he's not— well, i didn't say. well, he's not ready— well, i didn't say. well, he's not ready in— well, i didn't say. well, he's not really in them anymore. i suppose— not really in them anymore. i suppose-newer- not really in them anymore. i suppose never been in royal suppose he'd never been in royal to—tut.— suppose he'd never been in royal to—tut-ne-s- suppose he'd never been in royal to_but.-he's the. suppose he'd never been in royal tolone.-but.-he's the. suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well,yut. he's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, it. he's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, i like he's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, i like her.t's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, i like her. theie only one. well, i like her. the wine.— only one. well, i like her. the wine—rest- only one. well, i like her. the wite. —rest ot| wife. but anyway, the rest of tnen — wife. but anyway, the rest of tnen .— wife. but anyway, the rest of tnen . wean.— wife. but anyway, the rest of them . yeah. yeah. i wife. but anyway, the rest of them .yeah. yeah. i like meghan them. yeah. yeah. i like meghan . vou— them. yeah. yeah. i like meghan . you tite— them. yeah. yeah. i like meghan . you like meghan? 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night. she's. she works. she's a good— night. she's. she works. she's a good atess— night. she's. she works. she's a good actress, and— night. she's. she works. she's a good actress, and she's- good actress, and she's attractive— good actress, and she's attractive - rest. good actress, and she's attractive-rest them. attractive to the rest of them. eeez. — i-n - attractive to the rest of them. deed—tn iustl geez. but anyway, i'm just saying,— geez. but anyway, i'm just saying,-,- geez. but anyway, i'm just g.ying,_, tnisl geez. but anyway, i'm just- saying,-, this country, saying, you know, this country, i saying, you know, this country, i guess— saying, you know, this country, i guess tney— saying, you know, this country, i guess they need— saying, you know, this country, i guess they need a fairy tale. tet— i guess they need a fairy tale. iet tnen— i guess they need a fairy tale. let them have— i guess they need a fairy tale. let them have it.— i guess they need a fairy tale. let them have it. it's fine. are— let them have it. it's fine. are you— let them have it. it's fine. are you saying— let them have it. it's fine. are you saying meghan- let them have it. it's fine. are you saying meghan works suits? 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why aren't they paying? _ inheritance tax? why aren't they payinge i— inheritance tax? why aren't they payinge i-get— inheritance tax? why aren't they paying? l-get it- inheritance tax? why aren't they paying? i-get it. why- paying? i don't get it. why don't i don't don't they pay it? i don't get it. it. yeah, that's it. explain it. yeah, that's sonetning.— it. explain it. yeah, that's something-fair- it. explain it. yeah, that's. something. -fair enough. something. yeah fair enough. i mean, know, there's mean, it's, you know, there's sonetning— something in that. but are you siding— something in that. but are you siding-guardian- something in that. but are you siding guardian ? something in that. but are you. siding-guardian ? well, siding with the guardian? well, no. siding with the guardian? well, nola— siding with the guardian? well, no-ld tree— siding with the guardian? well, no..a free market— siding with the guardian? well, no. a free market capitalist no. as a free market capitalist , i think time to privatise , i think it's time to privatise the juice much the royals and juice as much money of them as we can. money out of them as we can. we'll sell them off to the gulf states, like sweaty states, bring them like a sweaty rag class. drain rag after a yoga class. drain all the moisture— rag after a yoga class. drain all the moisture out- rag after a yoga class. drain all the moisture out of- g g f drain all the moisture out of them. vou— all the moisture out of them. you ean— all the moisture out of them. you tnat— all the moisture out of them. you can that on— all the moisture out of them. you can that on gb news about

tetoyed— you can that on gb news about tetoyed ont— you can that on gb news about beloved obe coronation getting us in— beloved obe coronation getting us in tne— beloved obe coronation getting us in the coronation mood. anyway.— us in the coronation mood. anyway, tats— us in the coronation mood. anyway, let's move- us in the coronation mood. anyway, let's move on- us in the coronation mood. anyway, let's move on to the express. scott oh, just why did the bbc ignore mps call to protect women? is the headline on tne— protect women? is the headline on tne tapress. — f , is the headline on the express. apparently the nec— on the express. apparently the one nas— on the express. apparently the bbc has been— on the express. apparently the bbc has been ignoring the call by itosie— bbc has been ignoring the call by rosie duffield_ bbc has been ignoring the call by rosie duffield and miriam sates— by rosie duffield and miriam cates wno— by rosie duffield and miriam cates, who you— by rosie duffield and miriam cates, who you would think would be potitieat— cates, who you would think would be political opponents. but tney-re— be political opponents. but they're they've _ be political opponents. but they're they've come together on this they're they've come together on dis idea— they're they've come together on dis idea tnat— they're they've come together on this idea that women need more sate— this idea that women need more sate spaes— this idea that women need more saet spaes near— this idea that women need more safe spaces near a— this idea that women need more safe spaces near a labour mp and atory— safe spaces near a labour mp and atory tit.— safe spaces near a labour mp and a toy tit. — safe spaces near a labour mp and atory np. yes.— safe spaces near a labour mp and a tory mp. yes, exactly- safe spaces near a labour mp and a tory mp. t/rit: riyxactgt a tory mp. yes, exactly. tney-re— a tory mp. yes, exactly. tney-re tron — a tory mp. t/rit: riyxactgt they're from opposing parties, but they're from opposing parties, tut tney-re— they're from opposing parties, but they're working together . so but they're working together. so tney— but they're working together. so tney set— but they're working together. so tney set out— but they're working together. so tney set out a— but they're working together. so they set out a five— but they're working together. so they set out a five key pledges , inetuding— they set out a five key pledges , including protections for singte— , including protections for singte se— , including protections for single sex spaces, safeguarding onitdren— single sex spaces, safeguarding onitdren on— single sex spaces, safeguarding children on female only competitors— children on female only competitors in women's sports and— competitors in women's sports and so— competitors in women's sports and so and— competitors in women's sports and so on. and it's been quite a big and so on. and it's been quite a pig story— and so on. and it's been quite a pig story amongst— and so on. and it's been quite a big story amongst amongst most of big story amongst amongst most ot tne— big story amongst amongst most ot tne press— big story amongst amongst most of the press and— big story amongst amongst most of the press and the bbc on wewsnignt. — of the press and the bbc on newsnight. and— of the press and the bbc on newsnight. and there are other news programmes. yesterday they did tetore— news programmes. yesterday they did before decided— news programmes. yesterday they did before decided to not cover it. i— did before decided to not cover it. i dint— did before decided to not cover it. i think probably the bbc tett— it. i think probably the bbc felt-covered- it. i think probably the bbc felt covered this felt like we've covered this a tot.— felt like we've covered this a tot-getting- felt like we've covered this a lot.-gettingllot- lot. this is getting a lot of press— lot. this is getting a lot of press-tnings- lot. this is getting a lot of. press.-things-going press. other things are going on. press. other things are going on-not— press. other things are going on-not going- press. other things are going on.-not going to- press. other things are going on. not going to talk on. we're not going to talk about— on. we're not going to talk atoutlnatt— on. we're not going to talk about-half-bbc- on. we're not going to talk about half bbc covered on. we're not going to talk alenough-ialf bbc covered on. we're not going to talk alenough-ialf b \t it.

think— it enough though. nick i don't think think look, i do think so. i think look, i do actually editor. one actually know the editor. one of the i the editors of newsnight, so i can there was can ask him maybe there was a good don't want to good reason we don't want to jump good reason we don't want to jump to conclusions. there's good reason we don't want to jum|of) conclusions. there's good reason we don't want to jum|of) concllbehind'here's good reason we don't want to jum|of) concllbehind thee's good reason we don't want to jum|of) concllbehind the scenes lots of people behind the scenes trying we trying to do a good job. but we do establishment do know the establishment has sided radical sided with with the radical trans women on trans movement over women on this as you say , the this issue. so, as you say, the fact that and duffield are fact that kate and duffield are coming , miriam cates, coming together, miriam cates, pretty coming together, miriam cates, pretwouldn't they would coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. they would coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. it �*iey would coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. it shows uld coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. it shows how come together. so it shows how important . the important it is. and the establishment thrown establishment has sort of thrown women under bus, know, women under the bus, you know, and here with and now they're out here with the cancelled with the straight white out. white men just toughing it out. and is appalling. i mean, and it is appalling. i mean, there bias we saw from the there is a bias we saw from the james clayton interview with elon all know elon musk, the bbc, we all know is or as impartial is not impartial or as impartial as should and so i do as it should be. and so i do think this is questionable. maybe reason this, maybe there's a reason for this, but strange but it does seem strange that they a big they would ignore such a big i wish they would cover, though, because cindy yu because it's a complex cindy yu station. and i think a lot of peopte— station. and i think a lot of peopte-yiew— station. and i think a lot of people-view the- and i think a lot of people view the news people who view the news andi news _confused news programmes are confused about— news programmes are confused about wnats— news programmes are confused about what's going around about what's going on around tnen —teeonel them because it's become such a immediate— them because it's become such a immediate dogbone and you know , immediate dogbone and you know, tnese— immediate dogbone and you know, these competitors— immediate dogbone and you know, these competitors ,_ immediate dogbone and you know, these competitors , at least the these competitors, at least the sport,— these competitors, at least the spon, tnese— these competitors, at least the sport, these trans— these competitors, at least the sport, these trans athletes, are attowed— sport, these trans athletes, are attowed to— sport, these trans athletes, are allowed to compete in whatever

gender— allowed to compete in whatever gender group— allowed to compete in whatever gender group that— allowed to compete in whatever gender group that they'd like, not compete, — gender group that they'd like, not compete, sorry, practise tnis— not compete, sorry, practise tnis in— not compete, sorry, practise this in whatever— not compete, sorry, practise this in whatever gender group tney— this in whatever gender group tney tite. — this in whatever gender group tney tite. tney— this in whatever gender group they like. they they're allowed to .— they like. they they're allowed to , you— they like. they they're allowed to , you know,— they like. they they're allowed to , you know, compete without to, you know, compete without competing— to, you know, compete without competing officially. ?g to, you know, compete without competing officially. 3g competing officially. right. so tney— competing officially. right. so they don-t— competing officially. right. so they don't get to enter the race, but they get to turn up and exactly so there's that that's one thing that does seem fair to me that seems all right the athletes themselves are comfortable with it. the competitors are f t the competitors are comfortable comfortable with it. the- competitors are comfortable . competitors are comfortable. then— competitors are comfortable. tnen witn— competitors are comfortable. then with all— competitors are comfortable. then with all those- competitors are comfortable. then with all those women, be happy with a woman like in happy with a woman like me in the rooms. no. happy with a woman like me in the rooms . no. and the changing rooms. no. and that's something— the changing rooms. no. and that's something that- (“a“g g no. and that's something that needs to be discussed— that's something that needs to be discussed and— that's something that needs to be discussed and cleared . yeah. be discussed and cleared. yeah. you— be discussed and cleared. yeah. you know,— be discussed and cleared. yeah. you know, and— be discussed and cleared. yeah. you know, and i've— be discussed and cleared. yeah. you know, and i've seen it's tunny— you know, and i've seen it's tunny you— you know, and i've seen it's tunny you say,— you know, and i've seen it's funny you say, because i was at a department— funny you say, because i was at a department store— funny you say, because i was at a department store in oxford circus— a department store in oxford cireus today— a department store in oxford cireus today .— a department store in oxford circus today , and the woman who circus today, and the woman who wasse-n— circus today, and the woman who was she was running was furious, she was running tnrougn— was furious, she was running tnrougn tne— was furious, she was running through the store with her daugnter— through the store with her daughter there's through the store with her- daughter-there'slman daughter saying there's a man in the daughter saying there's a man in tne—it- the changing rooms. and it was a peopte—anaious- the changing rooms. and it was a people anxious about people were really anxious about it, rignte — people were really anxious about it, right? yeah.— people were really anxious about it, right? “tit?" f people were really anxious about it, right? / f it, right? yeah. because they didn't appear didn't want to appear transphobic. so there transphobic. exactly so there needs to be you— transphobic. exactly so there needs to be you know,- it. xeeccq so there needs to be you know, i don't tne— needs to be you know, i don't see the problem— needs to be you know, i don't see the problem with doing a gender— see the problem with doing a gender neutral,— see the problem with doing a gender neutral, changing rooms. i gender neutral, changing rooms. i don-t— gender neutral, changing rooms. i dont see— gender neutral, changing rooms. i dont a— gender neutral, changing rooms. i don't see a problem with that at-wett— i don't see a problem with that at-wett i— i don't see a problem with that at-well, i guess- i don't see a problem with that at-well, i guesslguessl at all. well, i guess i guess the problem is, i mean, these, you know, gendered changing rooms spaces

you know, gendered changing room because spaces you know, gendered changing room because historically spaces you know, gendered changing room because historically men:es exist because historically men have been pretty terrible to women. and, you know, nick, nicole taylor, you given half a chance he will be straight on to their legs . right. so, as his their legs. right. so, as his name implies , we literally had name implies, we literally had to laws to make illegal. to pass laws to make illegal. that's how bad men are. we were literally having sex with labradors. and there's some. yeah , yeah. it's very similar. yeah, yeah. it's very similar. women need safe spaces for men because men are dangerous and men need safe spaces for women. because annoying. it's because women are annoying. it's works for the system which is why you'll die alone. and i just think why you'll die alone. and i just tnint tnat— why you'll die alone. and i just tnint tnat a— why you'll die alone. and i just think that a gender— why you'll die alone. and i just think that a gender-fine| think that a gender neutral fine witn— think that a gender neutral fine witnl.— think that a gender neutral fine witnl. a— think that a gender neutral fine witnl. a gender— with it. a gender neutral toitet— with it. a gender neutral toilet, instance , like there toilet, for instance, like there is-poot.— toilet, for instance, like there is-poot i— toilet, for instance, like there is-poot i go- toilet, for instance, like there is-poot i go to- toilet, for instance, like there is-pool. i go to a- toilet, for instance, like there is-pool. i go to a i- toilet, for instance, like there is pool. i go to a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a pool. i go to a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a private ol. i go to a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a private catholico a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a private catholic university at a private catholic university in san— at a private catholic university in san francisco— at a private catholic university in san francisco there in san francisco when i'm there and— in san francisco when i'm there and-and— in san francisco when i'm there and-and ot— in san francisco when i'm there and-and of all— in san francisco when i'm there and and of all places, and they and of all places, were— and they and of all places, tnere are— and they and of all places, there are gender neutral toilet rignt— there are gender neutral toilet rignt on— there are gender neutral toilet rignt on tne— there are gender neutral toilet right on the right, on the ptattorn — right on the right, on the platform right on the right, on the plat is m no right on the right, on the plat is bothered no right on the right, on the plat is bothered by. no right on the right, on the platis bothered by. yeah. no right on the right, on the platis bothered by. yeah. and no right on the right, on the platis bothered by. yeah. and it) one is bothered by. yeah. and it sotwes— one is bothered by. yeah. and it sotwes a— one is bothered by. yeah. and it solves a problem. _ one is bothered by. yeah. and it solves a problem. �*fd�*ritt gilt?" one is bothered by. yeah. and it solves a problem. �*fd�*ritt solves a problem. well yeah, but you maybe you don't. you don't. maybe maybe bothered maybe some people are bothered so to that place. so they don't go to that place. anyway, this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro mc. this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro mc. yeah section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro mc. yeah the :ion with the metro mc. yeah the metro. ellen, have a problem metro. ellen, we have a problem . spaeex— metro. ellen, we have a problem . spaeex-up— metro. ellen, we have a problem . spacex-up after- ellen, we have a problem . spacex up after lift—off . spacex blows up after lift—off and— . spacex blows up after lift—off and tney-re—

. spacex blows up after lift—off and they're saying— . spacex blows up after lift—off and they're saying this is a protten— and they're saying this is a propten, tut— and they're saying this is a problem, but musk being a bit of a tegend— problem, but musk being a bit of a tegend is— problem, but musk being a bit of a legend is owning— problem, but musk being a bit of a legend is owning it and he gust— a legend is owning it and he iust says— a legend is owning it and he iust says on— a legend is owning it and he just says on twitter, congrats spaeex— just says on twitter, congrats spaeex tean — just says on twitter, congrats spacex team on— just says on twitter, congrats spacex team on an exciting test taunen— spacex team on an exciting test taunen ot— spacex team on an exciting test launch of starship_ spacex team on an exciting test launch of starship learned a lot for launch of starship learned a lot tor next— launch of starship learned a lot tor next test— launch of starship learned a lot for next test launch in a few nontns— for next test launch in a few nontns .— for next test launch in a few nontns . so— for next test launch in a few months . so when for next test launch in a few months. so when you're at musk teyet— months. so when you're at musk teyet tnere, — months. so when you're at musk level there, we— months. so when you're at musk level there, we go. _ months. so when you're at musk level there, we go. we see level there, we go. we can see all level there, we go. we can see at tnat— level there, we go. we can see all that-look- level there, we go. we can see all that-look at- level there, we go. we can see all that-look at all- all that money. look at all that sneering— all that money. look at all thati sneering—at cheering because when you're at must— musk level, this is just an experiment.— musk level, this is just an experiment. said, musk level, this is just an experiment.-said, we experiment. they said, yeah, we tearned— learned a lot. and some of his assistant, came the assistant, a woman, came on the radio on bbc and said, radio and said on bbc and said, oh, it past the oh, if you make it past the launch everything is launch pad, everything else is icing. yeah, insane . icing. yeah, that's insane. that's they're testing it out. its—test- that's they're testing it out.- its—test-new it's like when you test out new nateriat— it's like when you test out new material—like. material as a comedian, like a lot material as a comedian, like a tot ot— material as a comedian, like a tot otlttows— material as a comedian, like a lot oflblows up— material as a comedian, like a lot oflblows up on- material as a comedian, like a lot of blows up on the launch lot of it blows up on the launch tite— like his material that the jokes he like his material that the jokes ne tetts— like his material that the jokes ne tetts . — like his material that the jokes he tells. well,— like his material that the jokes he tells . well, i'm- like his material that the jokes he tells. �*fd�*ritt like his material that the jokes he tells . �*fd�*ritt c o he tells. well, i'm not the ceo . my dog is hello anybody out there ? he's like, what? he said there? he's like, what? he said to the bbc, you lied— there? he's like, what? he said to the bbc, you lied .- there? he's like, what? he said to the bbc, you lied . you- sri”ri?’ ri t , he said to the bbc, you lied . you just to the bbc, you lied. you just tied.— to the bbc, you lied. you just tied. inat— to the bbc, you lied. you just lied. that was— to the bbc, you lied. you just lied. that was good. ri lied. that was good. he's so tunny— lied. that was good. he's so tunny. voice— lied. that was good. he's so funny. voice the least funny person on earth. but he's aonieyed— person on earth. but he's aonieyed a— person on earth. but he's achieved a lot.- person on earth. but he's achieved a lot. i- ’“ tit“ but he's achieved a lot. i mean, ’“ ii?" but he's achieved a lot. i mean, what eoedians— achieved a lot. i mean, what comedians created electric comedians have created electric and— comedians have created electric and sent— comedians have created electric cars and sent rockets into spae — cars and sent rockets into space. youtube - cars and sent rockets into space. youtube created this network. — space. youtube created this network. .at- space. youtube created this network. - at you - space. youtube created this network. gts network. look at you guys. you've right you've created a lot right here. right? 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spent-its— could solve world hunger. we've spent. -its tit— could solve world hunger. we've spent. it's $17 trillion spent. i think it's $17 trillion trying— spent. i think it's $17 trillion trying to— spent. i think it's $17 trillion trying to eradicate poverty and it's trying to eradicate poverty and its stitt— trying to eradicate poverty and it's still there— trying to eradicate poverty and it's still there and you're stitt— it's still there and you're stitt nungry,— it's still there and you're still hungry, right? some people can-t— still hungry, right? some people out te— still hungry, right? some people can't be helped— still hungry, right? some people can't be helped no matter how muon— can't be helped no matter how nuen—tnenl much money you give them to spend—. - much money you give them to spend—. ood- much money you give them toi spend_. god forbid much money you give them to. spend_. god forbid he spend on scratch. god forbid he spread people spread his wealth amongst people that it. you're right. you that need it. you're right. you are rockets are so right. make more rockets blow planet. do it. are so right. make more rockets blow okay. planet. do it. are so right. make more rockets blow okay. we'reit. do it. are so right. make more rockets blow okay. we're working on it. yeah. okay. we're working on it. were— yeah. okay. we're working on it. were working— yeah. okay. we're working on it. we're working-it.— yeah. okay. we're working on it. we're working it. it's go we're working on it. it's go anyway. — we're working on it. it's go anyway. -it- we're working on it. it's go anyway. -it tor- we're working on it. it's go anyway. it for part one. anyway. that's it for part one. coming— anyway. that's it for part one. coming-pan— anyway. that's it for part one. . coming-part—got coming up in part two, we've got itussian— coming up in part two, we've got russian-ads— coming up in part two, we've got russian-ads, angry- coming up in part two, we've got russian ads, angry anti russian army ads, angry anti royatists— russian army ads, angry anti royatists and— russian army ads, angry anti royalists and animal protesters getting— royalists and animal protesters getting peaten— royalists and animal protesters getting beaten up. it's like saturday— getting beaten up. it's like saturday night— getting beaten up. it's like saturday night round my place. see— saturday night round my place. see you— saturday night round my place. see you in— saturday night round my place. see you in a— saturday night round my place. see you in a couple minutes .

radio show . i radio show . welcome back to radio show. welcome back to headliners . radio show. welcome back to headliners. i'm leo cross. i'm going through tomorrow's newspapers with scott capurro and nick dixon, two top comedians. but let's get back into the news stories . the into the news stories. the telegraph reveals that the kremlin have released an ad to get people to join the army, but there are no black people, trans

people gays . they sure do people or gays. they sure do things differently in russia . things differently in russia. scott they do. apparently men are scott they do. apparently men onty— scott they do. apparently men onty reat— scott they do. apparently men are only real-in- scott they do. apparently men are only real in russia if are only real men in russia if tney— are only real men in russia if tney titt— are only real men in russia if they kill their— are only real men in russia if they kill their relatives peause— they kill their relatives because putin has said, look, you-e— because putin has said, look, you-e got— because putin has said, look, you-e got to— because putin has said, look, you-e got to go— because putin has said, look, you've got to go kill some ukrainians— you've got to go kill some. ukrainians—you're ukrainians if you think you're a reat— ukrainians if you think you're a neat-and— ukrainians if you think you're a neat-and so— ukrainians if you think you're a real-and so they're- ukrainians if you think you're a real and so they're running real guy and so they're running ads— real guy and so they're running ads peause— real guy and so they're running ads because of— real guy and so they're running ads because of the clip which real guy and so they're running ads boniuse of the clip which real guy and so they're running ads bon wednesdayilip which real guy and so they're running ads bon wednesday night�*iich real guy and so they're running ads bon wednesday night ,ch real guy and so they're running ads bon wednesday night, is the aired on wednesday night, is the tint— aired on wednesday night, is the tirst tine— aired on wednesday night, is the first time the _ aired on wednesday night, is the first time the kremlin has turned— first time the kremlin has turned to— first time the kremlin has turned to television to boost tne— turned to television to boost tne — turned to television to boost tne ot— turned to television to boost the size of their— turned to television to boost the size of their battered army. and— the size of their battered army. and i— the size of their battered army. and i watched— the size of their battered army. and i watched the— the size of their battered army. and i watched the ad , it's and i watched the ad, it's pretty— and i watched the ad, it's pretty not. — and i watched the ad, it's pretty hot. ri”ri e�*i: and i watched the ad, it's- pretty hot. here's the ad here. three pretty hot. here's the ad here. tnree guys. — pretty hot. here's the ad here. three guys. yeah.— pretty hot. here's the ad here. three guys. yeah. first,- pretty hot. ti;”ti; e�*i: “ti”ti; three guys. yeah. first, there's yean— three guys. yeah. first, there's yean, tnere-s— three guys. yeah. first, there's yeah, there'slstore- three guys. yeah. first, there's yeah, there's store security yeah, there's a store security security— yeah, there's a store security seeurity guy. — yeah, there's a store security security guy. yeah who's all rignte— security guy. yeah who's all rignte tne— security guy. yeah who's all right? the trainer, though. hi hi. right? the trainer, though. hi up can— right? the trainer, though. hi up can i— right? the trainer, though. hi up can i goin— right? the trainer, though. hi hi. can i join that battalion in and— hi. can i join that battalion in and ten— hi. can i join that battalion in and then there's— hi. can i join that battalion in and then there's this guy who's and then there's this guy who's a taxi — and then there's this guy who's a taxi driver— and then there's this guy who's a taxi driver who's— and then there's this guy who's a taxi driver who's also. yeah nes— a taxi driver who's also. yeah ne-s pretty— a taxi driver who's also. yeah ne-s pretty good.— a taxi driver who's also. yeah he's pretty good. and she's paying— he's pretty good. and she's paying nin — he's pretty good. and she's paying him money because he's not.— paying him money because he's not. nes— paying him money because he's hot. he's taking.— paying him money because he's hot. he's taking. when i started watoning— hot. he's taking. when i started watening tnis— hot. he's taking. when i started watching this advert the first time,— watching this advert the first tineltnougnt— watching this advert the first time, thought was like an time, i thought it was like an advert— time, i thought it was like an advert tor— time, i thought it was like an advert for ptsd_ time, i thought it was like an advert for ptsd treatment or sonetning. — advert for ptsd treatment or something. you know, people standing supermarket standing in the supermarket having then they're having a flashback. then they're in uniform. yeah, they in their uniform. yeah, they rather in their uniform. yeah, they ratner—apptel in their uniform. yeah, they- rather_ apple, they'd rather than buy an apple, they'd ratner— rather than buy an apple, they'd inner—.- rather than buy an apple, they'd inner—lt- rather kill somebody. and it witt—

rather kill somebody. and it will-treatment- rather kill somebody. and it will treatment as rather kill somebody. and it- will-treatment as soon will be ptsd treatment as soon peause— will be ptsd treatment as soon peeause-guys— will be ptsd treatment as soon because-guys are - will be ptsd treatment as soon because guys are going to because these guys are going to two ot— because these guys are going to two ot tnen— because these guys are going to two of them are— because these guys are going to two of them are actors. the trainer— two of them are actors. the trainer is— two of them are actors. the trainer is a— two of them are actors. the trainer is a real— two of them are actors. the trainer is a real trainer, but nes— trainer is a real trainer, but ne-s not— trainer is a real trainer, but ne-s not tron — trainer is a real trainer, but he's not from russia and i can't remember where— he's not from russia and i can't remember where he's from near itussia— remember where he's from near itussia .— remember where he's from near itussia . and— remember where he's from near russia . and-didn't- remember where he's from near russia . and didn't mention russia. and they didn't mention the russia. and they didn't mention tne key— russia. and they didn't mention tne key point— russia. and they didn't mention tne key point in— russia. and they didn't mention the key point in those commercials- the key point in those commercials is a big mistake , commercials is a big mistake, wnien— commercials is a big mistake, wnion is— commercials is a big mistake, which is-those- commercials is a big mistake, which is those soldiers which is that those soldiers mo,— which is that those soldiers earn £200, a— which is that those soldiers earn £200, a 2000 a month, two in— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two in sorry,— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two in sorry, zepp— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two in sorry, poop a— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, wnien— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, wnion is— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, wnion is a— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, which is a lot— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, which is a lot of— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, which is a lot of money in russia.— which is a lot of money in itussia. a— which is a lot of money in russia. a lot— which is a lot of money in russia. a lot of- which is a lot of money in russia. a lot of money, espeeiatty— russia. a lot of money, especially if- russia. a lot of money, especially if they're being paid,— especially if they're being paid, wnien— especially if they're being paid, which they haven't been yet.— paid, which they haven't been yet—wny- paid, which they haven't been yet-_wny tne| yet. but they that's why the troops— yet. but they that's why the troops arent— yet. but they that's why the troops aren't being paid. that's a-propten.— troops aren't being paid. that's a-problem. right- troops aren't being paid. that's a problem. right really? a real problem. right really? so, a real problem. right really? so—get- a real problem. right really? so—get paidl a real problem. right really?| so,_get paid, it's so, yeah, if they get paid, it's wortn— so, yeah, if they get paid, it's wonn-guess. — so, yeah, if they get paid, it's worth guess. killing worth it, i guess. killing peopte— worth it, i guess. killing pimple-them- worth it, i guess. killing people them and the trouble people to them and the trouble witn— people to them and the trouble with-russian- people to them and the trouble with-russian ,- people to them and the trouble with-russian , i- people to them and the trouble with russian , i mean, with being a russian, i mean, youre— with being a russian, i mean, youe-ot— with being a russian, i mean, you-re-ot sent— with being a russian, i mean, you're of sent with with you're sort of sent with with poor— you're sort of sent with with poor eguipnent— you're sort of sent with with poor equipment to the front line wnere— poor equipment to the front line wnere-tnen— poor equipment to the front linei where-then-western where you then killed by western teennotogy— where you then killed by western teennotogy. — where you then killed by western technology . yeah,— where you then killed by western technology . “43?“ gilt?“ gilt?“ technology. yeah, yeah, yeah. so you're sent into a meat grinder? pretty pretty much. and the pretty much pretty much. and the russian winter offensive? pretty much failed to materialise. they nearly took bakhmut, which is a i think it's the 34th largest town in ukraine. i thought that it was— town in ukraine. i thought that it was russian— “ i thought that it was russian occupied. now, is it was russian occupied. now, is it not — it was russian occupied. now, is it not wot.— it was russian occupied. now, is it not? not. not— it was russian occupied. now, is it not? hi hi rttiri“ it not? not. not completely. kherson is, right? so

kherson is, though, right? so no, i can't. i can't remember. but so the russian winter offensive didn't really do anything. but now ukraine is preparing for its spring offensive and the russians are, too, with these ads. yeah , well, too, with these ads. yeah, well, they're too, with these ads. yeah, well, tney-re i— too, with these ads. yeah, well, tney-re i tnint— too, with these ads. yeah, well, they're i think they're- gigi? yeah, well, they're i think they're just preparing— they're i think they're just preparing to— they're i think they're just preparing to sort of try and notd— preparing to sort of try and notd on— preparing to sort of try and notd on to— preparing to sort of try and hold on to they've got. hold on to what they've got. yeap. — hold on to what they've got. yeap-yeap. — hold on to what they've got. yeap-yeap. i- hold on to what they've got. yeah,-yeah. i mean,. hold on to what they've got. / i mean, the hold on to what they've got. - yeah,-yeah. i mean, the ad yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean, the ad itsett— itself, the symptoms it identifies— itself, the symptoms it identifies correct . it's identifies are correct. it's young—tiwesl identifies are correct. it'si young—lives of identifies are correct. it's- young_lives of sort young men living lives of sort of young men living lives of sort ot no— young men living lives of sort of no meaning.— young men living lives of sort of no meaning. stacking of no meaning. they're stacking snetwes— of no meaning. they're stacking shelvesithey're _ of no meaning. they're stacking shelves they're driving shelves, they're driving taxis, and— shelves, they're driving taxis, and-nave— shelves, they're driving taxis, and-nave a— shelves, they're driving taxis, and have a yearning to do and they have a yearning to do n—oesays , is- and they have a yearning to do more._says , is thisj more. and the ad says, is this tne— more. and the ad says, is this the-defender- more. and the ad says, is this the-defender you- more. and the ad says, is this the defender you dreamt more. and the ad says, is this thtbecomingiefender you dreamt more. and the ad says, is this thtbecoming ?fender you dreamt more. and the ad says, is this thtbecoming ? isider you dreamt more. and the ad says, is this thtbecoming ? is thisyou dreamt more. and the ad says, is this thtbecoming ? is thisyou diyourt of becoming? is this what your strengtn—its- strength is about? and it's saying,— strength is about? and it's saying, m saying, come on, man, you can do muon— saying, come on, man, you can do nuen-and— saying, come on, man, you can do nuen-and-part- much better. and that part is correct—tne- correct. but then is the sotution— correct. but then is the solution to _ correct. but then is the - solution to-dilapidated solution to join a dilapidated nititary— solution to join a dilapidated nititary tor— solution to join a dilapidated military for questionable war? military for a questionable war? ternaps—yean- military for a questionable war? ternaps—yean - military for a questionable war? perhaps-yeah and. military for a questionable war?. perhaps-yeah and kill perhaps not. yeah. yeah and kill your— perhaps not. yeah. yeah and kill your neighbours. yeah. kill your cousins brothers. snipe kids cousins and brothers. snipe kids in the cousins and brothers. snipe kids in tne street— cousins and brothers. snipe kids in the street when _ i ?“c snipe kids in the street when they're running — in the street when they're running from _ in the street when they're running from building to puitding. — running from building to building. be building. yeah. i mean, it'd be nie— building. yeah. i mean, it'd be nice—tne- nice if they could find the resolution—thel resolution to it soon. the nodes— resolution to it soon. the involves ukraine going back to the ukrainians.— involves ukraine going back to the ukrainians. anyway, the mail and— the ukrainians. anyway, the mail now and school— the ukrainians. anyway, the mail now and school and college teaders— now and school and college teaders-going- now and school and college leaders going on leaders are going to go on strike. — leaders are going to go on strike. -ne-s- leaders are going to go on strike. he's going to strike. oh no he's going to convince young— strike. oh no he's going to convince young people that tney-re— convince young people that they're non—binary queer they're non—binary gender queer communists—

they're non—binary gender queer eornrnunisst — they're non—binary gender queer communists. nick— they're non—binary gender queer communists . \r if»? �*fd�*ritt they're non—binary gender queer communists . \r (a? �*fd�*ritt they're non—binary gender queer communists . \r rtrii“ communists. nick well, i can see your view on this. leo i'll try and more objective, yeah your view on this. leo i'll try a is more objective, yeah your view on this. leo i'll try a is ithez objective, yeah your view on this. leo i'll try a is ithe association yeah your view on this. leo i'll try ais ithe association of yeah . is this the association of school college set school and college leaders set to ballot for to hold formal ballot for national strike action in england the first in england for the first time in history? course i do history? and of course i do sympathise working sympathise with hard working people but no, people and teachers, but no, they do work hard. of course i sympathise. three hours. i sympathise. three hours. i sympathise , but i do find it sympathise, but i do find it quite alien strikes because of course private course i've been in the private world i've been world and then i've been self—employed. so want to self—employed. so if you want to strike self—employed strike as a self—employed person, mean, person, it's quite hard. i mean, your tyrannical . it's your boss is tyrannical. it's you, harassing you, you know, harassing yourself night, you yourself all night, going you could content . could be posting more content. you know, it's so i don't you know, it's 3 am. so i don't really relate to strikes that much. talking about much. but they're talking about a erosion of a funding crisis, the erosion of teacher and leader, and teacher and leader, pay and conditions, staff shortages. i mean, only that mean, the only thing that bothers the bothers me a little bit is the left general. they were pro left in general. they were pro lockdowns. you know, they're pro they're sort of pro energy restrictions and all these things that make our lives harder make , you know, harder and make, you know, inflation happen, like lockdowns and so on. they say, and so on. but then they say, well, on my wage isn't well, hang on my wage isn't competing. well, of it's competing. well, of course it's not. some isn't competing. well, of course it's not. somethingsome isn't competing. well, of course it's not. something inne isn't competing. well, of course it's not. something in that? yeah. i there something in that? yeah. i mean, scott, as comedians,- “g “ srix7 yeah. i mean, scott, as comedians, we're

tne— mean, scott, as comedians, we're we're the ultimate— mean, scott, as comedians, we're we're the ultimate sort of thatcherite _ we're the ultimate sort of thatcherite self self—sustaining enrereneurstp— thatcherite self self—sustaining entrepreneurs. i— thatcherite self self—sustaining entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you tnint— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you tnint ot— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you think of these— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you think of these strikes ? you think of these strikes? i think— you think of these strikes? i tpint you— you think of these strikes? i think you should— you think of these strikes? i think you should strike- you think of these strikes? i think you should strike more, more often, more . for one thing, more often, more. for one thing, i think you should keep the kids off the streets the kids off the streets because the kids in neighbourhood are in my neighbourhood are monsters. they're at monsters. so the more they're at home being you know, looked over by overbearing parents staring down at them, keeping them in check. the problem is teachers can't touch the kids right ? am can't touch the kids right? am i right? they can't hit. what do you mean you can't spank them? look. right. you know what? shut me up. when i was a kid, my mom hit with i'm hit me over the head with i'm glad that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant and that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant and it'sit. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant and it's stillall, yes, i meant and it's still quite point, but it's not quite a bad point, but it's not as as the way going as bad as the way we're going to thinking years. thinking about five years. teachers will be allowed to touen— teachers will be allowed to touch - hopefully. teachers will be allowed to touch hopefully they touch the kids. hopefully they stitt— touch the kids. hopefully they stitt won-t— touch the kids. hopefully they still won't hit— touch the kids. hopefully they still won't hit them . they won't still won't hit them. they won't be still won't hit them. they won't pe apie— still won't hit them. they won't pe aptelnit— still won't hit them. they won't be able-hit them.— still won't hit them. they won't be able hit them. that god be able to hit them. that god wno— be able to hit them. that god woann-yoe- who blushes anymore, i mean, punened—tids- who blushes anymore, i mean, punched—kids getl who blushes anymore, i mean,- punched_kids get away punched them. the kids get away with school. that's with murder at school. that's why are disaster. why the schools are a disaster. you think striking is you know, i think striking is better. maybe you know, if the kids away school, kids are away from school, they'll to miss it. yeah. they'll start to miss it. yeah. you , and then voluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback , and then voluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to and then voluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to schoolen voluntarily

they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to school and oluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to school and behave .y they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to school and behave a go back to school and behave a little bit. god, it's so weird. when i was a kid, man, if you had long time but had your a long time ago, but you the you had your elbows on the table, throw the teacher table, they'd throw the teacher was throw stuff at was allowed to throw stuff at you. and at some point you. yeah. and at some point sometimes. well yeah , that, sometimes. well yeah, that, that. but at some point the coach would come in from the basketball team and take a kid out of the room. you knew if out of the room. and you knew if you doing that he was taking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand] that he was taking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand knockingwas taking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand knocking himtaking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand knocking him around.ie out of the room. and you knew if you tan(himycking him around.ie out of the room. and you knew if you tan(him up ng him around.ie beating him up a little. oh really? sending really? yeah. and sending him back simpler back to the. we all knew simpler times. , so much better. times. i mean, so much better. yeah. some people look better with i'm just with a black eye. i'm just saying it's not what takes to saying it's not what it takes to get then that's get you to read. then that's what it takes. i don't know. yeah, yeah. i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you yeah. i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you ki'iow,�*i. i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you know, so i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you know, so manyieel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you know, so many people, that, you know, so many people, ditterent— different parts of the public sector— different parts of the public sector _ strike. i different parts of the public. sector—strike. and sector are going on strike. and i sector are going on strike. and i-sone— sector are going on strike. and i-soneltnen- sector are going on strike. and i-somelthem us- sector are going on strike. and i some them us doctors. i think some of them us doctors. yes. — i think some of them us doctors. yes. -you— i think some of them us doctors. yes.-you, nurses.- i think some of them us doctors. yes. you, nurses. yes, yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we— yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we-you— yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we-you .— yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we you . firefighters? yes. we need you. firefighters? yes. you— we need you. firefighters? yes. you know,— we need you. firefighters? yes. you know, it— we need you. firefighters? yes. you know, if your— we need you. firefighters? yes. you know, if your house is on pig— you know, if your house is on he, we— you know, if your house is on he, we need— you know, if your house is on fire, we need you— you know, if your house is on fire, we need you .- you know, if your house is on fire, we need you . you don't if fire, we need you. you don't if your— fire, we need you. you don't if your nouse— fire, we need you. you don't if your house isn't— fire, we need you. you don't if your house isn't on but, your house isn't on fire. but, you—nouse- your house isn't on fire. but,| you—nouselon you know, if your house is on pig— you know, if your house is on tire-want— you know, if your house is on tire-want a- you know, if your house is on fire,-want a good- fire, do you want a good eatendar— fire, do you want a good- calendar—there's calendar christmas. but there's one— calendar christmas. but there's otner—eiwit- calendar christmas. but there's other civil servants other people like civil servants and— other people like civil servants and-councils— other people like civil servants and-councils ,— other people like civil servants and councils , staff, and and local councils, staff, and we do— and local councils, staff, and we can do without. that's what in — we can do without. that's what in saying. — we can do without. that's what in saying. oping— we can do without. that's what i'm saying. going to- we can do without. that's what i'm saying. ctir “g i'm saying. going to even notice. and teachers made the big of with

big mistake of going with lockdowns then lockdowns, right? and then we realise, job. can realise, oh, got yourjob. can just yeah. just be done on youtube. yeah. yeah. yeah yeah, yeah. it's over. yeah yeah, yeah. cocomelon take it yeah. cocomelon can take it over.-we've-the| over. anyway, we've got the tetegrapn— over. anyway, we've got the telegraph - and - over. anyway, we've got the telegraph and the royal telegraph now and the royal panty— telegraph now and the royal tanity-nuen- telegraph now and the royal family-much for- telegraph now and the royal family much for us. they family do so much for us. they opened— family do so much for us. they opened supermarkets , they appear opened supermarkets, they appear on—ewerypody-sl on stamps, but not everybody's happy— on stamps, but not everybody's nappy witn— on stamps, but not everybody's nappy witn wen.— on stamps, but not everybody's happy with them. scott apparently— happy with them. scott apparently the republicans are tnreatening— apparently the republicans are threatening cornish and protests threatening corniin and protests the threatening cornish and protests the anti—monarchy group the itepuptieans— the anti—monarchy group the republicans is— the anti—monarchy group the republicans is saying that they want— republicans is saying that they want to— republicans is saying that they want to disrupt— republicans is saying that they want to disrupt the crowning of ting— want to disrupt the crowning of ying cnartes— want to disrupt the crowning of ying cnartes py— want to disrupt the crowning of king charles by carrying out targe— king charles by carrying out large demonstrations . ' “r: t large demonstrations. and it's tunny— large demonstrations. and it's funny because they interviewed one of the guys, and his is one of the guys, and his name is mr smith, says in terms mr smith, and he says in terms of plans, going do of plans, we're going to do something . we got to talk . there something. we got to talk. there needs to be hugs. we haven't really planned anything in particular. we're going to get there they think there early and they think early is that's not is like 6:30 am. that's not early. early in the before early. early in the day before you yeah no, for you lazy. yeah no, for coronation. you've got coronation. yeah. you've got to get days and they get there like days and they know can't because the know they can't because the police them . police will come and hose them. so they're try to get so they're going to try to get there bit tea , there like 630. a bit of tea, you know, wake and then you know, wake up and then you're not king. thing you're not our king. the thing is, your king. and. and is, he is your king. and. and when they say that , i just when they say that, i just

think, shouldn't be. we think, well, we shouldn't be. we don't want a king. not just you. we're we don't want a king at all. yeah. so really, this is the thing for them to the wrong thing for them to protest, want protest, isn't it? yeah. i want i want-andrew's- protest, isn't it? yeah. i want i want-andrew's king.| i want prince andrew's king. yean. — i want prince andrew's king. yeah. .surprised- i want prince andrew's king. yeah. .surprised me- i want prince andrew's king. yeah. i want prince andrew's king. - yeah. .surprised me that this yeah. it surprised me that this is the thing you think is is the thing that you think is the . you want to the big issue. you want to protest country. protest in the country. you know, illegal know, we've got illegal immigration, out—of—control housing crisis, cost of living, inflation. you're like, i'll tell you what, it's with tell you what, it's the guy with no power who's a sort of no real power who's a sort of ceremonial role. that's bothering me. i mean, the royal family, be honest, are family, let's be honest, are destroying themselves anyway. they should be protesting against harry, not writing another only another book. that's the only thing they should do. it goes without harry we demand without house. harry we demand to see book. i miss this, mom. i tite— to see book. i miss this, mom. i tite tne— to see book. i miss this, mom. i tite tne poot. — to see book. i miss this, mom. i like the book. but— i miss this, mom. i like the book. but yeah, you know,— like the book. but yeah, you know-an— like the book. but yeah, you know,-an-thing- like the book. but yeah, you know, an thing to know, it is an odd thing to protest. — know, it is an odd thing to protest. ithink— know, it is an odd thing to protest. think it's the 1.8 protest. i think it's the 1.8 trittion— protest. i think it's the 1.8 trillion-it's- protest. i think it's the 1.8 trillion- it's just- protest. i think it's the 1.8 trillion it's just they trillion that's. it's just they don-t— trillion that's. it's just they dont tite — trillion that's. it's just they don't like .and- trillion that's. it's just they don't like and yeah you just don't like it. and yeah you just added— don't like it. and yeah you just added a— don't like it. and yeah you just added a there's— don't like it. and yeah you just added a there's that but does added a there's that but it does mean-going— added a there's that but it does mean going they're mean they're going to they're going—going- mean they're going to they're going—going toi mean they're going to they're. going—going to 90 going to so they're going to go atong— going to so they're going to go along-coronation- going to so they're going to go along coronation parade along to the coronation parade and—tney-rel and stand there and they're going— going to wear yellow, which apparentty— apparently is a republican otour— apparently is a republican otour. — apparently is a republican colour. it's— apparently is a republican colour. it's also- apparently is a republican colour . t gilt?“ “ colour. it's also yeah i mean it's a kind of week colour. yeah. i think yeah. you know, i think in france try depose france, if they try to depose

their monarchs wearing yellow, it have worked. but it wouldn't have worked. but he's around all he's just around them all up though police just though in it for the police just all yellow ones and all the yellow ones and there might thousand might be like a thousand of them. they'll drowned out them. they'll be drowned out tpougp—pyl them. they'll be drowned out. tpougp—py eod though. yeah. you know, by god save-ting. — though. yeah. you know, by god save-king. well,- though. yeah. you know, by god save king. �*fd�*ritt though. yeah. you know, by god save king. �*fdritt save the king. well, that's what rishi is saying. he's saying they support. they don't have public support. so mean, be nice so yeah, i mean, it'd be nice for even if you're not a republican. i think it'd be nice for over the for the nation to unite over the coronation a little bit. anyway, we've got the telegraph with we've got the telegraph now with some . those grand some good news. those grand national protesters were apparently by police . apparently beaten up by police. nick. yeah, grand national nick. yeah, the grand national activists— nick. yeah, the grand national activists claim _ nick. yeah, the grand national activists claim they— \r (a? yeah, the grand national activists claim they were brutalised _ activists claim they were brutalised by— activists claim they were brutalised by police during arrests. this— brutalised by police during arrests. this is— brutalised by police during arrests. this is animal rising, wnion—a- arrests. this is animal rising, which—a rubbish. which sounds like a rubbish indie— which sounds like a rubbish indie pand— which sounds like a rubbish indie band and— which sounds like a rubbish indie band and they say they suttered— indie band and they say they suffered-bones- indie band and they say they suffered-bones ,- indie band and they say they suffered bones , dog bites suffered broken bones, dog bites and-spray— suffered broken bones, dog bites and-spray burns.- suffered broken bones, dog bites and spray burns. but the and pepper spray burns. but the pope— and pepper spray burns. but the potiee nave— and pepper spray burns. but the potiee nawe yet— and pepper spray burns. but the police have yet to— and pepper spray burns. but the police have yet to receive a eonptaint— police have yet to receive a complaint, so— police have yet to receive a complaint, so we don't if complaint, so we don't know if tney— complaint, so we don't know ifi tney—opwiousty they actually did. and obviously , toot,— they actually did. and obviously , toot, i— they actually did. and obviously ,toot, i don-t— they actually did. and obviously , look, i don't love— they actually did. and obviously , look, i don't love police aggression— , look, i don't love police aggression,-i- , look, i don't love police aggression, i was if i aggression, but if i was if i py— aggression, but if i was if i py sone— aggression, but if i was if i was by some kid got hit in the past— was by some kid got hit in the past ot— was by some kid got hit in the past ot tne— was by some kid got hit in the back of the head— was by some kid got hit in the back of the head with one of dose— back of the head with one of those boilers— back of the head with one of those boilers that they wheel aoud— those boilers that they wheel aoud not— those boilers that they wheel around, not great. and i would prioritise,— around, not great. and i would prioritise,-stop_ around, not great. and i would prioritise, stop and prioritise, just stop oil and all prioritise, just stop oil and att—pritainl prioritise, just stop oil and. all—britain and all those insulate britain and totinetion— all those insulate britain and extinction—think. all those insulate britain and extinctimore think all those insulate britain and extinctimore hated think all those insulate britain and extinctimore hated thaniink all those insulate britain and extinctimore hated than the they're more hated than the animat— they're more hated than the

animal rising— they're more hated than the animal rising people. but but tney-re— animal rising people. but but tney-rentairty— animal rising people. but but they're fairly hated and they're all fairly hated and tney—nave- they don't really have a oonerent— they don't really have a coherent idea- they don't really have a coherent idea rather what they want— coherent idea rather what they wantwas—- coherent idea rather what they wantwas— a- coherent idea rather what they. want—was a racing want because there was a racing pundit— want because there was a racing pundit wno— want because there was a racing pundit wno was— want because there was a racing pundit who was saying, okay, we-ye-poooo— pundit who was saying, okay, we've 50,000 thoroughbred pundit who was saying, okay, we've what 000 thoroughbred pundit who was saying, okay, we've what happensoughbred pundit who was saying, okay, we've what happens toghbred pundit who was saying, okay, we've what happens to themi horses. what happens to them atten— horses. what happens to them atter we— horses. what happens to them after we abolish _ horses. what happens to them after we abolish horse racing? sonya— after we abolish horse racing? sonya wett— after we abolish horse racing? sonya well, there _ after we abolish horse racing? sonya well, there you go. the two— sonya well, there you go. the two parses— sonya well, there you go. the two horses died— sonya well, there you go. the two horses died that day, didn't they? two horses, i think it was tnree. — they? two horses, i think it was tnree. -tpats— they? two horses, i think it was three. _that's bad. but. t'3iiilgr7’ two horses, i think it was three. irritr: but the three. see, that's bad. but the wing— three. see, that's bad. but the wing-argument- three. see, that's bad. but the thing-argument is- three. see, that's bad. but the thing-argument is far. thing is, the argument is far woutd— thing is, the argument is far more would basically die. they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold basically die. they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold biofially die. they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold biof flounder they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold biof flounder ifiey'd be left to sort of flounder if we— be left to sort of flounder if we didn-t— be left to sort of flounder if we didn't have— be left to sort of flounder if we didn't have racing run free. yean— we didn't have racing run free. yean put— we didn't have racing run free. yeah, but then— we didn't have racing run free. yeah, but then they just kill eaen— yeah, but then they just kill eaen otner. — yeah, but then they just kill each other. and- yeah, but then they just kill each other. ' “r: ”ri yeah, but then they just kill each other. “r: each other. and apparently the horses that died because the protesters disrupted the start of the race so they couldn't do the ring. the horses the parade ring. so the horses were anxious nervous and were anxious and nervous and then they made mistakes. so so these protesters, some people are saying they killed these horses. i'm are saying they killed these horses . i'm worried about the horses. i'm worried about the ioeteys. — horses. i'm worried about the ioeteys. yean— horses. i'm worried about the jockeys. yeah the— i'm worried about the jockeys. yeah the jockeys get nurt— jockeys. yeah the jockeys get put as— jockeys. yeah the jockeys get hurt as well. _ jockeys. yeah the jockeys get hurt as well. “cg ”ri ii“tir”ri,p< rt. hurt as well. they're anorexic. yeah. so they've got brittle bones. we've yeah. so they've got brittle bones . we've got to feed them bones. we've got to feed them tnat-s— bones. we've got to feed them more. that's the— we've got to feed them more. that's the thing. that's wnat— more. that's the thing. that's wnat tn— more. that's the thing. that's what i'm protesting. “ri“ what i'm protesting. then they cant— what i'm protesting. then they can't run on the horse. don't what i'm protesting. then they can't we on the horse. don't what i'm protesting. then they can't we on “have)rse. don't what i'm protesting. then they can't we on “have)r:body.on't think we can have a body. positive. size positive. beautiful. at any size jockeys. i whole thing jockeys. i think the whole thing is—norses— jockeys. i think the whole thing is_ horses dying,- is a problem. horses dying, anorexic jockeys— is a problem. horses dying, anorexic jockeys . as you know,

anorexic jockeys. as you know, protesters— anorexic jockeys. as you know, protesters - know- anorexic jockeys. as you know, protesters know really protesters don't know really wnat— protesters don't know really wnat tney-re— protesters don't know really what they're doing. it's all a disaster.— what they're doing. it's all a disaster. okay— what they're doing. it's all a disaster. okay-the. disaster. okay well, the guardian and if you worked guardian now and if you worked for buzzfeed news here are 22 reasons you're going to be down the centre tomorrow. number reasons you're going to be down thtwill centre tomorrow. number reasons you're going to be down thtwill change tomorrow. number reasons you're going to be down thtwill change yourrrow. number reasons you're going to be down thtwill change your life. number reasons you're going to be down thtwill change your life .number reasons you're going to be down thtwill change your life . nick. r 12 will change your life. nick. oh, i've got that one. buzzfeed is sputting— oh, i've got that one. buzzfeed is shutting down— oh, i've got that one. buzzfeed is shutting down what remains of its award— is shutting down what remains of its award winning— is shutting down what remains of its award winning news department. - its award winning news department. apparently there's a wee— department. apparently there's a tnere-guatity— department. apparently there's a there-quality news- department. apparently there's a there quality news feed there are hiin quality news feed and there are high quality news feed and-doing— there are high quality news feed and-doing well- there are high quality news feed and-doing well in- there are high quality news feed and doing well in the and they were doing well in the 20 and they were doing well in the zoo-tney— and they were doing well in the 20-they raised— and they were doing well in the 20 they raised millions of 20 tens they raised millions of pounds— 20 tens they raised millions of pounds and— 20 tens they raised millions of pounds and then— 20 tens they raised millions of pounds and then the pandemic nappened— pounds and then the pandemic nappened .— pounds and then the pandemic happened . they're blaming the happened. they're blaming the pandemic.— happened. they're blaming the pandemic. they're blaming the downturn— pandemic. they're blaming the downturn in— pandemic. they're blaming the downturn in the— pandemic. they're blaming the downturn in the economy. they're ptaning— downturn in the economy. they're ptaning att— downturn in the economy. they're blaming all sorts— downturn in the economy. they're blaming all sorts things. and blaming all sorts of things. and the blaming all sorts of things. and tne tounden— blaming all sorts of things. and the founder, peretti , says the founder, mr peretti, says tnat— the founder, mr peretti, says tnat tney-we— the founder, mr peretti, says that they've got— the founder, mr peretti, says that they've got a fire. a lot of that they've got a fire. a lot ot peopte— that they've got a fire. a lot of people that's— that they've got a fire. a lot of people that's going to be a day— of people that's going to be a sour day tomorrow when he knows of people that's going to be a sour goingimorrow when he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to mow when he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. when he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. '“r: n he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. '“r: 3 knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. ' 0sriws he's going to go. and all the people at buzzfeed news, in fact, favourite quote was it fact, my favourite quote was it says peretti suggested there may not a sustainable business not be a sustainable business model news model for high quality news online. i like, what's that online. i was like, what's that got—buzzfeed?- got to do with buzzfeed? because i got to do with buzzfeed? because i—tnat— got to do with buzzfeed? because i—tnat tney— got to do with buzzfeed? because i_that they were- i didn't know that they were nign— i didn't know that they were nign-i— i didn't know that they were nign-i reatty- i didn't know that they were high i really didn't high quality. i really didn't know.— know. but looking at some of wet— know. but looking at some of tneir—wnatel their stories, it's like, what? its— their stories, it's like, what? its-apout- their stories, it's like, what? it's about barbie's it's like stuff about barbie's triend— it's like stuff about barbie's triend. its— it's like stuff about barbie's friend. it's like— it's like stuff about barbie's friend. it's like i— it's like stuff about barbie's friend. it's like i feel like my tite-s— friend. it's like i feel like my ties-2d.— friend. it's like i feel like my life's-24. one- friend. it's like i feel like my life's 24. one them life's over at 24. one of them

tite, — life's over at 24. one of them was like, what— life's over at 24. one of them was like, what you have an was like, what if you have an overdose—here's. was like, what if you have an- overdose _ here's what overdose from weed? here's what you—not- you can do. yeah, this is not nign— you can do. yeah, this is not nign-news- you can do. yeah, this is not high - news and - you can do. yeah, this is not high news and weirdly, high quality news and weirdly, pisney— high quality news and weirdly, disney almost— high quality news and weirdly, disney almost bought it in 2014 and paid— disney almost bought it in 2014 and paid tnen— disney almost bought it in 2014 and paid them £1— disney almost bought it in 2014 and paid them £1 billion and tney—peoausei they turned it down because they tnougnt—norel thought they could raise more running—wat- running stories like that or tnings. — running stories like that or things. _womenl running stories like that or- things. _women writing things. a lot of women writing about child won't to about my child won't talk to me anymore. do? anymore. what should i do? i don't. this is not high quality. this annoying moment this is just an annoying moment . yeah, talk . yeah, your child won't talk to you—you-re- . yeah, your child won't talk to you—you-re pusyl you because too you're busy writing— writing nonsensical list anietes— writing nonsensical list- articles—here's articles for buzzfeed. here's one. .barbie's- articles for buzzfeed. here's one. barbie's best friend one. why barbie's best friend widge— one. why barbie's best friend midge-onse— one. why barbie's best friend midge once removed from midge was once removed from snetyes. — midge was once removed from shelves. yeah,— midge was once removed from shelves. yeah, that's- midge was once removed from shelves. /riri“ “ g“ shelves. yeah, that's this high quality journalism. high standards. it's very, standards. so. and it's very, very andrew tate very funny because andrew tate is attacked is on there. they've attacked him way, bit of him before, by the way, a bit of schadenfreude they schadenfreude here because they would us where kind would attack us where they kind of to us of they would want to shut us down. we can have a down. so i think we can have a little if they knew who we little pop if they knew who we were. has said were. and andrew tate has said that them. he's got that he might buy them. he's got a he them that he might buy them. he's got a just he them that he might buy them. he's got a just sack he them that he might buy them. he's got a just sack the he them that he might buy them. he's got a just sack the he asiem and just sack all the nerds as he's calling it? he said that vox is also suffering in other vice and vice other high quality news. but again, i don't i don't tnint— news. but again, i don't i don't tnint eitner— news. but again, i don't i don't think either of— news. but again, i don't i don't think either of them— but again, i don't i don't think either of them are any are nign— think either of them are any are nign guatity— think either of them are any are nign guatity. — think either of them are any are high quality - we— think either of them are any are high quality . �*fd�*ri r:tir“ t : think either of them are any are high quality . �*fd�*ri r:ti“ t : ext high quality. we don't need any of things. buzzfeed in of these things. buzzfeed in fact, is one of the first journalistic outfits to use ai

journalistic outfits to use al to write stories . so they're to write stories. so they're pretty— to write stories. so they're pretty tney-re — to write stories. so they're pretty they're pretty- so they're pretty they're pretty much eonptetety— pretty they're pretty much eonptetety i— pretty they're pretty much completely i don't know if a ropot— completely i don't know if a ropot oan— completely i don't know if a robot can win— completely i don't know if a robot can win a— completely i don't know if a robot can win a pulitzer prize . robot can win a pulitzer prize. another— robot can win a pulitzer prize. anetper great— robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote— robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote is- robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote is it- robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote is it says peretti regretted peretti said he regretted not holding higher holding the company to higher standards for profitability, i.e. some money. making i.e. making some money. making money at all. yeah, the punters— money at all. yeah, the pulitzers are— ”ti’hiilgr yeah, the pulitzers are highly questionable pulitzers are highly - questionable-anyway pulitzers are highly- questionable-anyway , pulitzers are highly— questionable-anyway , as we questionable award anyway, as we know. — questionable award anyway, as we tnow. yean— questionable award anyway, as we know. yeap. i— questionable award anyway, as we know. yeah, i agree.— questionable award anyway, as we know. “43?“ rig ”tiri ' "g know. yeah, i agree. anyway, that's part done. still to that's part two done. still to come, trans athletes, come, we've got trans athletes, blue and people getting blue ticks and people getting stoned in public in the uk. see you in a couple of minutes.

join us here on gb news. the people's channel britain is watching . people's channel britain is watching. welcome people's channel britain is watching . welcome back to watching. welcome back to neadtiners.— watching. welcome back to headliners. we've- t “g welcome back to headliners. we've got friday's daity— headliners. we've got friday's daity neat— headliners. we've got friday's daily meal now— headliners. we've got friday's daily meal now and ryanair boss wants— daily meal now and ryanair boss wants to— daily meal now and ryanair boss wants to us— daily meal now and ryanair boss wants to us rejoin— daily meal now and ryanair boss wants to us rejoin the eu. he atso— wants to us rejoin the eu. he atso propapty— wants to us rejoin the eu. he also probably wants to charge us ,2 also probably wants to charge us | ,2 eaen— also probably wants to charge us i ,2 eaen to— also probably wants to charge us l ,2 eaen to do— also probably wants to charge us ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanair chief ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanairiniief ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanairin brexit rant. ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanairin brexit rant . and this handle in brexit rant. and this is michael o'leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the iael o'leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the nexto'leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 totry, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 to 10 and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 to 10 years, said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 to 10 years, quite in the next 5 to 10 years, quite a number the brexiteers will a number of the brexiteers will

die the average them die as the average age of them is 70. nothing exact is about over 70. nothing exact there. it's the usual hatred of there. it's the usual hatred of the older people. and he says the older people. and he says the generation the younger generation will be more and he says he's more european and he says he's optimistic now that rishi sunak and in office. and jeremy hunt are in office. i'm person is i'm glad one person is optimistic jeremy hunt, i'm glad one person is optiit'stic jeremy hunt, i'm glad one person is optiit'stic hatred'emy hunt, i'm glad one person is optiit'stic hatred pouringnt, i'm glad one person is optiit'stic hatred pouring out but it's this hatred pouring out again over brexit. and we know like we can debate the financial side of it. but of course brexit was about sovereignty. it was about controlling borders, controlling our own laws. but people mr o'leary have not people like mr o'leary have not got over the fact that the plebs just wouldn't do what they're told. and told. and they wanted brexit and also is a brexiteer, also rishi sunak is a brexiteer, so seems ridiculous to assume so it seems ridiculous to assume that he's going it back that he's going to roll it back . erg. i think that he's going to roll it back . erg. ithink the that he's going to roll it back . erg. i think the only pro problem is when it does roll back and it will i think britain's going to be approaching the eu with hat in hand, which is not a great position for any country to be in. eu make a in. and the eu will make a demand think the british demand that i think the british pubuc demand that i think the british public very public is going to be very uncomfortable . i don't uncomfortable with. i don't think will uncomfortable with. i don't thinklwill happen- think it will happen because i tnint— think it will happen because i. tnint—naype think what will happen is maybe the think what will happen is maybe tne—supponedl the old people who supported prest— the old people who supported pent—know,- the old people who supported brexit know, some the old people who supported. brexit—know, some of brexit before, you know, some of ten — brexit before, you know, some of ten -,— brexit before, you know, some of ten -, put— brexit before, you know, some of them_, put tne- brexit before, you know, some of them , but the people, brexit before, you know, some of theirest , but the people, brexit before, you know, some of theirest of , but the people, brexit before, you know, some of theirest of the , but the people, brexit before, you know, some of theirest of the people :he people, brexit before, you know, some of theirest of the people willreople, the rest of the people will continue— the rest of the people will

continue getting older. so we'll nave— continue getting older. so we'll nave ne— continue getting older. so we'll nave otd— continue getting older. so we'll have new old people. that is my tpeory— have new old people. that is my tneory. put— have new old people. that is my theory. but they're _ have new old people. that is my theory. but they're too lazy to get— theory. but they're too lazy to get passpons— theory. but they're too lazy to get passpons to— theory. but they're too lazy to get passports to young people. they— get passports to young people. they den-t— get passports to young people. they don't want— get passports to young people. they don't want to _ get passports to young people. they don't want to bother- get passports to young people. they don't want to bother and they and they want to go to france and germany what's they want to go to france and germeto what's they want to go to france and germeto happen what's they want to go to france and germeto happen is what's they want to go to france and germeto happen is the what's they want to go to france and germeto happen is the eu'sat's going to happen is the eu's going to happen is the eu's going say, you come back going to happen is the eu's goibut say, you come back going to happen is the eu's goibut say, tgot come back going to happen is the eu's goibut say, got to come back going to happen is the eu's goibut say, got to change)ack going to happen is the eu's goibut say, got to change our in, but you've got to change our currency, pound. currency, give up the pound. neven i currency, give up the pound. never. i getting a stamp never. i like getting a stamp in my passpon— never. i like getting a stamp in my passpon-atso- \rrirri” i like getting a stamp in my passport also duty my passport and i also like duty tree.— my passport and i also like duty free-lt— my passport and i also like duty free-it tnint— my passport and i also like duty free..| think it's— my passport and i also like duty free. i think it's great. free. so i think it's great. anyway,— free. so i think it's great. anyway, reports free. so i think it's great.- anyway,-reports are anyway, the mail reports are a reat— anyway, the mail reports are a reat guandary. — anyway, the mail reports are a real quandary. three gay men who all real quandary. three gay men who att-to— real quandary. three gay men who att-to pe— real quandary. three gay men who att-to pe tne— real quandary. three gay men who all to be the daddy. all want to be the daddy. soot.— all want to be the daddy. seett. i— all want to be the daddy. scott, i love— all want to be the daddy. scott, i love this- all want to be the daddy. scott, i love this story- all want to be the daddy. scott, i love this story . dodi. scott, i love this story. dodi. ben rollem . i only say his last ben rollem. i only say his last name. you'll find out why later. ben mo mowlam. he's 37 and his long term boyfriend, mitch are from la. of course. 37. both same age. ben and mitch and they've been together for 17 years. five years ago on a gay cruise . hallelujah. have you cruise. hallelujah. have you ever cruise ? no. ever been on a gay cruise? no. no. ever been on a gay no. have you ever been on a gay cruise? have you been i cruise? have you been on one? i thought only kind. thought that was the only kind. yeah. there . really yeah. yeah, it's there. really super wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their hair wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their hair and wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their hair and theyir flowers in their hair and they drink a lot stuff, then they lot and stuff, and then they have do drugs have parties where they do drugs and anyway, and drugs are wrong, but anyway, they those, and they met in one of those, and they met in one of those, and they then met this guy that they fell in love with. another guy

named ben five years ago. so they had a three way relationship. and then if they had a formal ceremony where they kind together they kind of got together and they all took on ben roland's last name. so they're all so they're ben, mitch mo mowlam , ben, mitch and ben mo mowlam, all and they all three. right. and they decided right. and decided to roll them, right. and they they're rolling all they they they're rolling all oven they they they're rolling all over. they bought they over. and they bought a they bought it. they a girl bought it. they adopted a girl named tegan , which is a gender named tegan, which is a gender neutral name , if you're neutral welsh name, if you're wondering. means wondering. right. and it means loved one. anyway, they adopted her and now want they want her and now they want they want don't make that face. they want. this is a beautiful gay story. this is a beautiful gay story. this is a beautiful gay story. this is how well, how progressive how great progressive we are, how great the can do the world is that they can do this. adopt a and this. they can adopt a girl and they more by they can have two more by surrogate. they can have two more by surrmore they can have two more by surrrmore in they can have two more by surrr more in the future. two more in the future. so there's daddies there's three daddies and three kids. but they all want kids. adorable but they all want to pe— kids. adorable but they all want to pe tisted— kids. adorable but they all want to be listed as— kids. adorable but they all want to be listed as the— rztir : but they all want to be listed as the daddy r:tifr : but they all want to be listed as the daddy on the pinn— to be listed as the daddy on the birth certificate— to be listed as the daddy on the birth certificate because the siteon — birth certificate because the siteon is— birth certificate because the sitcom is right— birth certificate because the sitcom is right around thei sitcom is right around the- corner,_you think corner, i think. don't you think there do you want to reject there is do you want to reject modernity and embrace gay parents crap? come on. there's so many movies can be made. so many movies that can be made. this of it's just the this is kind of it's just the culture completely unmoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any completely unmoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any kind pletely unmoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any kind ple moralimoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any kind ple moral bearings. from any kind of moral bearings. and obviously, obviously ,

and obviously, obviously, opyiousty— and obviously, obviously, opyiousty i— and obviously, obviously, obviously i don't mind being gay-— obviously i don't mind being gay—to- obviously i don't mind being gay—to say gay. of course, i have to say tnat—you- gay. of course, i have to say. tnat—you-are that because. are you gay? are you— that because. are you gay? are you coming— that because. are you gay? are you oorning out— that because. are you gay? are you coming out right now? no, no, you coming out right now? no, no—tnatl no, no. but you know, in that suit,— no, no. but you know, in that suit, tnere-s— no, no. but you know, in that suit, there's not— no, no. but you know, in that suit, there's not there's anytning— suit, there's not there's anything with that suit, there's not there's anything-with that what suit, there's not there's any'saying.-with that what suit, there's not there's any'saying. sameith that what suit, there's not there's any'saying. same forthat what suit, there's not there's any'saying. same for that. what suit, there's not there's any'saying. same for that. but at i'm saying. same for that. but as-paet— i'm saying. same for that. but as-back-chair-are as you back your chair up, are you—tite- you really in favour of like t hropp— you really in favour of like tnropp or— you really in favour of like thropp or scott? mean, it's thropp or scott? i mean, it's tne—a— thropp or scott? i mean, it's tne—a tind- thropp or scott? i mean, it's the—a kind of. the kind of it's a kind of rousseauian_ the kind of it's a kind of- rousseauian_freedom, the kind of it's a kind of- rouseverything-freedom, the kind of it's a kind of- rouseverything is-freedom, the kind of it's a kind of rouseverything is permitted dom, the kind of it's a kind of rouseverything is permitted but, but everything is permitted but under— but everything is permitted but under tne— but everything is permitted but under the state.— but everything is permitted but under the state. so it's now tegat— under the state. so it's now tegat tnat— under the state. so it's now tegat tnat you— under the state. so it's now legal that you can do this? yean— legal that you can do this? yean-tind— legal that you can do this? yeah,-kind of- legal that you can do this? yeah, kind of like it's yeah, it's kind of like it's tind— yeah, it's kind of like it's kind ot— yeah, it's kind of like it's kind of like— yeah, it's kind of like it's kind of like the worship of the set.— kind of like the worship of the sen—its- kind of like the worship of the self—it'slkindl self. it's a kind of it's a kind of self. it's a kind of it's a kind ot—tind- self. it's a kind of it's a kind ot—tind ot| of aldous huxley s kind of stupor— of aldous huxley s kind of stupor decadence. stupor of decadence. we're going to—tinds- stupor of decadence. we're going to—tinds ot- to end up with all kinds of strange— to end up with all kinds of. strange—tne strange permutations and the wnins— strange permutations and the wnins ot— strange permutations and the wnins ot tne— strange permutations and the whims of the individual. you can do—so- whims of the individual. you can do—so itsl do anything you want, so it's onty— only going to get weirder from pere— only going to get weirder from nee-tnis— only going to get weirder from here.-this what's- only going to get weirder from here. this what's the here. but isn't this what's the next— here. but isn't this what's the next step— here. but isn't this what's the next step then? _ here. but isn't this what's the next step then? vii“? t/ririt“ next step then? what's. yeah, that's i'm saying. i mean, next step then? what's. yeah, tha'god i'm saying. i mean, next step then? what's. yeah, tha'god . i'm saying. i mean, next step then? what's. yeah, tha'god . oh,m saying. i mean, next step then? what's. yeah, tha'god . oh, i'd aying. i mean, next step then? what's. yeah, tha'god . oh, i'd love|. i mean, next step then? what's. yeah, tha'god . oh, i'd love to mean, next step then? what's. yeah, tha'god . oh, i'd love to havei, oh, god. oh, i'd love to have three parents and three gay dads living be fun. living in la. that'd be so fun. aren't you birthdays , wouldn't aren't you birthdays, wouldn't it —a— aren't you birthdays, wouldn't it —a pit- aren't you birthdays, wouldn't it? _a bit worried,| it? aren't you a bit worried, scott, because scott, for the kid? because it says going is says tegan is going to have is going three dads. going to love having three dads. she so much she will always have so much love, much love, i'm thinking, and so much bullying if bullying at school. surely if you've parents living you've got three parents living in la , she'll the she'll be in la, she'll be the she'll be the president . 20, 23. the class president. 20, 23. oh, my god. she'll be the t r:ti“ $70 $75 oh, my god. she'll be the only kid-getting— oh, my god. she'll be the only kid getting bullied. you're kid not getting bullied. you're

rignt.—nonnl right. i grew up in the north of tngtand— right. i grew up in the north of england-another-youl england. in another era, you completely right. you. you you sound crazy right now. sound old and crazy right now. i great. you i think it's great. and, you know— i think it's great. and, you know ,— i think it's great. and, you know , i— i think it's great. and, you know , i mean,— i think it's great. and, you know , i mean, if they want to know, i mean, if they want to kids— know, i mean, if they want to raise kids, - not? - know, i mean, if they want to raise kids,-not? i- raise kids, why not? i mean, i don-t— raise kids, why not? i mean, i don't-husband— raise kids, why not? i mean, i don't husband talks about don't my husband talks about enitdren—.- don't my husband talks about| children_.-not children all the time. i'm not for children all the time. i'm not tor-ot— children all the time. i'm not tor-of trying.— for lack of trying. we don't nave. — for lack of trying. we don't. nave. —swap for lack of trying. we don't- naye. —swap have. would you do a swap or. scott really , we can we scott nick, really, we can we keep our relationship professional, for god's sake. all right . and things are- all right. and things are getting— all right. and things are getting steamy here, but we've got tne— getting steamy here, but we've got the independent and joe got the independent now and joe piden— got the independent now and joe piden is— got the independent now and joe biden is fighting— got the independent now and joe biden is fighting hard for mediocre— biden is fighting hard for mediocre male athletes who want tolwonen-s— mediocre male athletes who want to.women's number- mediocre male athletes who want to women's number one. nick. to be women's number one. nick. yes its— to be women's number one. nick. yes its nouse— to be women's number one. nick. yes it's house republicans passed— yes it's house republicans passed pitt— yes it's house republicans passed bill banning transgender gins— passed bill banning transgender girls participating in girls from participating in women's sports, but joe biden's wetoing— women's sports, but joe biden's wetoing it. — women's sports, but joe biden's wetoing it. as— women's sports, but joe biden's vetoing it. as you've- women's sports, but joe biden's vetoing it. r: vetoing it. as you've said, there are republicans voted there are 290 republicans voted for 203 democrats voted for it. 203 democrats voted against. and this is the democrats just showing their cards there. don't care cards there. they don't care about women's sports. they don't care women they're happy about women's sports. they don't ca see women they're happy about women's sports. they don't ca see wom dreams y're happy about women's sports. they don't ca see wom dreams crushed )y to see women's dreams crushed and their skulls potentially crushed in things like mma. they don't care. they're never going to win swimming track don't care. they're never going to wfield swimming track don't care. they're never going to wfield again.ming track don't care. they're never going to wfield again. and track don't care. they're never going to wfield again. and it's track don't care. they're never going to wfield again. and it's just:rack and field again. and it's just it's pretty appalling, really. this is the stance they've taken. completely wrong

taken. they're completely wrong on but they're on this issue, but they're doubung on this issue, but they're doubling down. yeah are doubling down. yeah, we are the enanp— doubling down. yeah, we are the enanp . — doubling down. yeah, we are the champ. unions doubling down. yeah, we are the champ . unions with brass. i champ. unions with brass. i think biden's he's a he's a president. he likes he likes boobies . he said it before. so boobies. he said it before. so the more athletes with boobs better, the more likely better, the more he's likely to watch . these don't have watch. but these ones don't have boobs. eventually they boobs. well eventually they might. trans if they look at might. the trans if they look at leah thomas for example, the hulking greek woman who is a biological male and trounced the competition ocean, obviously with all the advantages of being a biological male and i mean there's no boobs there. right. maybe easier to deal with, though, don't you think? less emotional? i don't know. peeause— emotional? i don't know. because they— emotional? i don't know. because they take- emotional? r:tir“ t because they take hormones. so tnen— because they take hormones. so tnen you— because they take hormones. so then, you know,— because they take hormones. so then, you know, you've got the. yeap. — then, you know, you've got the. yeap. tney-re— then, you know, you've got the. yeah, they're greedy.— then, you know, you've got the. yeah, they're greedy. they- then, you know, you've got the. yeah, they're greedy. they get everything. the yeah, they're greedy. they get everything . the only thing that everything. the only thing that powers— everything. the only thing that potners ne— everything. the only thing that potners i— everything. the only thing that bothers me, i mean— everything. the only thing that bothers me, i mean at- ”g “g the only thing that bothers me, i mean at least you expect—pe- bothers me, i mean at least you. expect—be absolutely expect the dems to be absolutely nentat— expect the dems to be absolutely mental. _ democrats,| expect the dems to be absolutely mental. hague democrats, expect the dems to be absolutely mental. hague othernocrats, expect the dems to be absolutely mental. hague other dayats, expect the dems to be absolutely mentoh hague other dayats, expect the dems to be absolutely ment oh yeah 3 other day ats, expect the dems to be absolutely ment oh yeah , other day ats, expect the dems to be absolutely ment oh yeah , we've her day ats, expect the dems to be absolutely ment oh yeah , we've her day too said, oh yeah, we've moved too tast— said, oh yeah, we've moved too fast—tnings- said, oh yeah, we've moved too fast-things like- fast on certain things like- women,_biological men women, women like biological men and wornen-rn-i— women, women like biological men and women-i'm like,- women, women like biological men and women i'm like, what and women sports. i'm like, what woutd—ruinl would be the right pace to ruin women's-? this- would be the right pace to ruin women's-? this is- would be the right pace to ruin women's ? this is where women's sports? this is where eonsewatisn — women's sports? this is where conservatism fails. sort conservatism fails. it just sort of conservatism fails. it just sort ot—putl of says, okay, progress, but rust— of says, okay, progress, but rust-it— of says, okay, progress, but rust-it down- of says, okay, progress, but just-it down a- of says, okay, progress, but just it down a little bit. just slow it down a little bit. put— just slow it down a little bit. put-tite— just slow it down a little bit. put-tite, no— just slow it down a little bit. but like, no, have to

but it's like, no, you have to tate— but it's like, no, you have to tape a— but it's like, no, you have to tape a stand— but it's like, no, you have to take a stand on— but it's like, no, you have to take a stand on issues like dis — take a stand on issues like dis yean— take a stand on issues like this. yeah, the- take a stand on issues like this. “43?“ “ take a stand on issues like- this. yeah, the overton window is and is moving inexorably over and conservatives don't seem to be able to it back. i think able to pull it back. i think the democrats— t t ithink the democrats misguided the democrats are misguided pere— the democrats are misguided| pere—tnint here, though, because i think parents— here, though, because i thinki parents—apout parents are very worried about tnis— parents are very worried about. dis—votes this. and any woman who votes penoerat— this. and any woman who votes penoerat is— this. and any woman who votes democrat is going— this. and any woman who votes democrat is going to look at tnis— democrat is going to look at this-question- democrat is going to look at this question her vote. this and question her vote. wett— this and question her vote. well, - crossed - this and question her vote. i well,-crossed anyway , well, fingers crossed anyway, we've got daily mail now and we've got the daily mail now and cannabis are doing cannabis smokers are doing something i never thought they'd do they are do getting organised. they are the 400 and well , do getting organised. they are the 400 and well, a do getting organised. they are the 400 and well , a lot do getting organised. they are the 400 and well, a lot a do getting organised. they are the 400 and well , a lot a lot of the 400 and well, a lot a lot of canada smokers wound up in hyde park for 420, which is the cannabis celebration day because of well , i won't explain that. of well, i won't explain that. but anyway , bucket hat wearing but anyway, bucket hat wearing eannapis— but anyway, bucket hat wearing cannabis smokers— but anyway, bucket hat wearing cannabis smokers descended on ot— cannabis smokers descended on ot tendon-s— cannabis smokers descended on one of london's busiest parks to eeteprate— one of london's busiest parks to eeteprate tne— one of london's busiest parks to celebrate the annual 420 event. and— celebrate the annual 420 event. and tne— celebrate the annual 420 event. and tne potiee— celebrate the annual 420 event. and the police showed up and started— and the police showed up and started arresting— and the police showed up and started arresting people because tney— started arresting people because tney nad— started arresting people because tney nad drugs— started arresting people because they had drugs and were they had drugs and they were setting— they had drugs and they were setting-and— they had drugs and they were selling _and the - they had drugs and they were selling and the stoners selling drugs. and the stoners stated— selling drugs. and the stoners started throwing— selling drugs. and the stoners started throwing bottles and getting— started throwing bottles and getting angry— started throwing bottles and getting angry at the police. i know.— getting angry at the police. i know-— getting angry at the police. i tnow- inat- getting angry at the police. i know.-> that seems. getting angry at the police. i know. is getting angry at the police. i. know.-> that seems a bit know. wow > that seems a bit rowdy people who've rowdy for people who've smoked cannabis. i the cannabis. i would have read the rest—i- cannabis. i would have read the rest—i was- cannabis. i would have read the rest—i tool rest of the story, but i was too nign. — rest of the story, but i was too nign. _tnere-sl high. but apparently there's a bit high. but apparently there's a pitla— high. but apparently there's a pitla pit— high. but apparently there's a pitla pit ot— high. but apparently there's a bit-a bit of a,— high. but apparently there's a bit-a bit of a, you- high. but apparently there's a bit a bit of a, you know, bit of a bit of a, you know, ouen. — bit of a bit of a, you know, ouen. pont— bit of a bit of a, you know, ouch. don't somebody got pulled by ouch. don't somebody got pulled py tne— ouch. don't somebody got pulled py tne ann—

ouch. don't somebody got pulled py tne and— ouch. don't somebody got pulled by the arm and some cops are angry.— by the arm and some cops are angry. and— by the arm and some cops are angry. and tnen— by the arm and some cops are angry. and then i— by the arm and some cops are angry. and then i think the potiee— angry. and then i think the police probably bought some drugs— police probably bought some drugs .— police probably bought some drugs . on— police probably bought some drugs. oh, yeah. police probably bought some drugs . oh, yeah. “ drugs. oh, yeah. i mean, tirstty— drugs. oh, yeah. i mean, firstly, i'm impressed. i could get out get this many weed smokers out of and organised at of the house and organised at once. a low hanging once. it's a low hanging fruit joke, to do joke, scott, but i have to do it. other thing it says is it. the other thing it says is smokers flout law. smokers openly flout the law. on april what april 20th. and you know what else? flout else? they openly flout the law every day the year every other day of the year because we already have virtually legalised weed anyway, right? they're there right? yeah, they're out there on the street it. on the street doing it. everyone it all the i everyone it all the time. i knew.— everyone it all the time. i knew. put— everyone it all the time. i know. but who _ everyone it all the time. i know. but who-at. everyone it all the time. ii know. but who _at the know. but who looks at the culture know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like more know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like more openi, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like more open drugit we need is like more open drug use degeneracy. walk use and degeneracy. you walk around can't get around london, you can't get away in the middle away from people in the middle of doing of of the day doing all kinds of drugs. when you say degeneracy, you and you see people throwing up and drinking on the street and completely being completely hammered. not being able comedy able to leave the comedy club peause— because they're so drunk. right i because they're so drunk. right i—stote— because they're so drunk. right i_stoke owners,- i think i think stoke owners, you—to- i think i think stoke owners, you—to go- i think i think stoke owners, you—to go to- i think i think stoke owners,- you_to go to comedy you know, tend to go to comedy snows— you know, tend to go to comedyi snows—know, shows and laugh and, you know, tney— shows and laugh and, you know, tney-tips— shows and laugh and, you know, tney-tips at— shows and laugh and, you know, tney-tips at you- shows and laugh and, you know, they tips at you because they throw tips at you because tney— they throw tips at you because tney don-t— they throw tips at you because they don't know— they throw tips at you because they don't know much they don't know how much money tney-re—peoptel they don't know how much money tney are—peoptel they don't know how much money they are weed, people they don't know how much money they are weed, it people they don't know how much money they are weed, it to ople that are the weed, it has to be tegatised. — that are the weed, it has to be legalised. .many_ that are the weed, it has to be legalised. many conservative legalised. so many conservative states— legalised. so many conservative states in— legalised. so many conservative states in tne— legalised. so many conservative states in the us— legalised. so many conservative states in the us have legalised weed— states in the us have legalisedi weedassie— states in the us have legalised weed around massive states in the us have legalised weed around it. massive states in the us have legalised weed around it. so massive states in the us have legalised weed around it. so no,iassive states in the us have legalised weed around it. so no, no, ive benefit around it. so no, no, in— benefit around it. so no, no, in not— benefit around it. so no, no, in not — benefit around it. so no, no, i'm not sure. i— benefit around it. so no, no, i'm not sure. “ benefit around it. so no, no, i'm not sure. sti”ti i'm not sure. i mean, there is there tax to be there is some tax money to be made, but if we didn't made, but i think if we didn't addictive, weed addictive, why did he smoke weed every single day anyway, we've

got now got the independent now and all those lefties are those annoying lefties who are verified on twitter before musk took won't blue ticks took over won't have blue ticks anymore because they can't afford month. nick yeah, a afford $8 a month. nick yeah, a bit banter here. elon musk bit of banter here. elon musk twitter— bit of banter here. elon musk twitter finally— bit of banter here. elon musk twitter finally pulled- t “ti”ti elon musk twitter finally pulled the plug on—tiet- twitter finally pulled the plug on—tiet ,- twitter finally pulled the plug on—tiet , so- twitter finally pulled the plug on_tick , so he. twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd tick , so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it tick , so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and:k , so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and he so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and he hasie twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and he has done said he'd do it and he has done it. tney-re— said he'd do it and he has done it. tney-re att— said he'd do it and he has done it. they're all fuming. femi's writing— it. they're all fuming. femi's writing and— it. they're all fuming. femi's writing and furious it's writing and furious tweets. it's quite— writing and furious tweets. it's guite tunny— writing and furious tweets. it's quite funny because people like itaenet—tnow- quite funny because people like itaenet—tnow ,- quite funny because people likej rachel—know , big, rachel maddow, you know, big, massive _america,l rachel maddow, you know, big, massive america, 10 massive newsreader america, 10 edition— massive newsreader america, 10 nittion—nawel million followers doesn't have a ptue—ianes- blue tick. don lemon james o-prien— blue tick. don lemon james o'brien-country.- blue tick. don lemon james o'brien country. bill o'brien in this country. bill sates— o'brien in this country. bill gates, boris— o'brien in this country. bill gates, boris johnson . everyone's gates, boris johnson. everyone's tosing— gates, boris johnson. everyone's tosing tneir— gates, boris johnson. everyone's losing their blue— gates, boris johnson. everyone's losing their blue tick. and weirdty— losing their blue tick. and weirdtyli-ye— losing their blue tick. and weirdly i've one. losing their blue tick. and. weirdlyii've-one..it's weirdly, i've got one. so it's a strange— weirdly, i've got one. so it's a strange reversal— weirdly, i've got one. so it's a strange reversal-i. weirdly, i've got one. so it's a strange reversal i got strange reversal because i goti ones—an post one. just because you can post tonger— one. just because you can post tonger-wanted- one. just because you can post longer-wanted to- one. just because you can post longer wanted to post one. just because you can post lonrandrew wanted to post one. just because you can post lonrandrew bridgenited to post one. just because you can post lonrandrew bridgen interview. .t my andrew bridgen interview. soeone— my andrew bridgen interview. someone—get- my andrew bridgen interview.| someone—get me someone then tried to get me sued— someone then tried to get me sued-tnat— someone then tried to get mei sued _that-out. sued for it so that worked out. put— sued for it so that worked out. put-weird- sued for it so that worked out.j but-weird-it's but now it's a weird thing. it's tite— like a total revolution on twitter— like a total revolution on. twitter—ticks twitter where the blue ticks witt— twitter where the blue ticks wit-nost— twitter where the blue ticks will - most pro will be the most supporting pro tree— will be the most supporting pro tree speeen— will be the most supporting pro free speech people and the non ptue— free speech people and the non ptue tots— free speech people and the non blue ticks will— free speech people and the non blue ticks will all— free speech people and the non blue ticks will all sort of weirdo— blue ticks will all sort of weirdo legacy— blue ticks will all sort of weirdo legacy media type. i think— weirdo legacy media type. i tpint a— weirdo legacy media type. i tpint a tet— weirdo legacy media type. i think a lot of— weirdo legacy media type. i think a lot of celebrities are leaving twitter think leaving twitter anyway. i think people from leaving twitter anyway. i think pethe's from leaving twitter anyway. i think pethe's he's from leaving twitter anyway. i think pethe's he's leaving from leaving twitter anyway. i think pethe's he's leaving such 3m it. he's he's he's leaving such a smell around his own a bad smell around his own business. i don't why it business. i don't know why it seems i don't seems as though, look, i don't mind does. it's his mind what he does. it's his business to what he likes. business to do what he likes. and holding to and no one's holding a gun to your but your head to be on it. but i

just like there's so much just feel like there's so much negative own negative response to his own business. things like this. i mean , what have on mean, what have you seen on twittere— mean, what have you seen on twitter? that's— mean, what have you seen on twitter? that's-so- mean, what have you seen on twitter? that's so i just twitter? that's that's so i just i twitter? that's that's so i just i-peopte— twitter? that's that's so i just l-people sayingr- twitter? that's that's so i just i people saying, i'm i just see people saying, i'm teawing— i just see people saying, i'm teawing tn— i just see people saying, i'm leaving, i'm leaving. i'm tearing.— leaving, i'm leaving. i'm tearing-se- leaving, i'm leaving. i'm leaving. .so you- leaving, i'm leaving. i'm leaving. so you see people leaving. oh, so you see people being negative. you see left wing— being negative. you see left wing-peng- being negative. you see left wing - being negative i being negative. you see left. wing-being negative and wing people being negative and just wing people being negative andi gust—waddow just leaving like rachel maddow . itaype— just leaving like rachel maddow . itaype-don-t— just leaving like rachel maddow . maybe-don't-any- just leaving like rachel maddow . maybe don't any the . maybe you don't see any the actuat— . maybe you don't see any the aetuat pate.— . maybe you don't see any the actual hate. you— . maybe you don't see any the actual hate. you just people actual hate. you just see people responding— actual hate. you just see people responding to— actual hate. you just see people responding to the. _ actual hate. you just see people responding to the. yes, exactly. imaginary— responding to the. yes, exactly.| imaginary—maddow responding to the. yes, exactly. - imaginary—maddow might imaginary hate and. maddow might not require via a bluetooth because she's not even on it anymore . i mean, i think maybe anymore. i mean, i think maybe there assistants there their assistants are writing twitter feed and stuff but i think people really but i don't think people really follow you just follow it as much. you just tried—tite- follow it as much. you just. tried—like musk follow it as much. you just. trierwith_like musk follow it as much. you just. trierwith james-like musk u 1 you just trie�*with james taylor. (e musk a 1 you just trie�*with james taylor. you�*usk e wt you just triewwith james taylor. you just did with james taylor. you just nea.— did with james taylor. you just lied-_vou- did with james taylor. you just “ed—yo. jusw- did with james taylor. you just lied—you just did.| lied. that's what you just did. buw— lied. that's what you just did. m w— lied. that's what you just did. m w think— lied. that's what you just did. but i think they've lied. that's what you just did.. but i think they've-to but i think they've moved on to wick— but i think they've moved on to wick wock— but i think they've moved on to tick tock another.— but i think they've moved on to tick tock another. i— but i think they've moved on to tick tock another. i don't think whey-ve— tick tock another. i don't think them-yew,— tick tock another. i don't think whey-ve-yewlw- tick tock another. i don't think they've yet, i think they've moved yet, but i think where—if— they've moved yet, but i think there—if musk- they've moved yet, but i thinki there—if musk keeps there is a danger if musk keeps doing—ham... doing this brilliant banter, “k.— doing this brilliant banter, like when— doing this brilliant banter, like when puts 69% government like when he puts 69% government funded— like when he puts 69% government funded-prome- — like when he puts 69% government funded-profile. very- funded on cbc's profile. very funny—is- funny stuff, but there is a dang...— funny stuff, but there is a danger, w— funny stuff, but there is a danger, i suppose, if you alienate— danger, i suppose, if youi alienate _these danger, i suppose, if you- alienate _these dweebs, alienate enough of these dweebs, whey-u— alienate enough of these dweebs, whey-u au— alienate enough of these dweebs, they'll all leave— alienate enough of these dweebs, they'll all leave and becomes they'll all leave and it becomes gab.— they'll all leave and it becomes gab-_a- gab. or parler. but so far it hasn-w. — gab. or parler. but so far it hasn-w. .so— gab. or parler. but so far it hasn't. .so far- gab. or parler. but so far it. hasn't. .so far-great. hasn't. and so far it's great. yeah.— hasn't. and so far it's great. veahltmnk— hasn't. and so far it's great. yeah,lthink-the- hasn't. and so far it's great. yeah,lthink-the only. yeah, i think it's the only place anyway, part place to be. anyway, that's part three coming up, three in the bag. but coming up, we've lazy students . sewell we've got lazy students. sewell are fighting back and insurance

scams to try at home. see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners we've got the sun now with a classic insurance scam getting found out. scott well, there's a driver for ins kirana it's he's from norwich and he was claiming £22,000 in damages from a minor car accident . yeah, and he £22,000 in damages from a minor car accident. yeah, and he did go wo— car accident. yeah, and he did go we budapesw— car accident. yeah, and he did go to budapest to— wt? ?t.t. w:wit“. yeah, and he did go to budapest to have t?” ?t.t. w:wit“. yeah, and he did go to budapest to have some sort of back— go to budapest to have some sort of back surgery— go to budapest to have some sort of back surgery and— go to budapest to have some sort of back surgery and then he went on vacation— of back surgery and then he went on vacation to— of back surgery and then he went on vacation to mexico and all o....p...e._ on vacation to mexico and all over-place. and- on vacation to mexico and all over place. and there's over the place. and there's photos— over the place. and there's photos-mm — over the place. and there's photos-him .over- over the place. and there's photos him over the photos of him all over the internet,— photos of him all over the internet, sliding . ' “w: photos of him all over the- internet,-sliding . and here internet, like sliding. and here he is— internet, like sliding. and here he is upside— internet, like sliding. and here he is upside down, hanging upside down, doing cartwheels, swimming. that's a back upside down, doing cartwheels, swimming . that's a back stretch. swimming. that's a back stretch. and— swimming. that's a back stretch. and-“k.— swimming. that's a back stretch. and-like somebody- “w; that's a back stretch. and like somebody suffering and he's like somebody suffering from— and he's like somebody suffering from prolapsed— and he's like somebody suffering from prolapsed discs. ' “w: from prolapsed discs. and he says— from prolapsed discs. and he says he— from prolapsed discs. and he says he hem— from prolapsed discs. and he says he told the doctors, look, i anything. i can't i can't do anything. i can't swim. i can barely walk . and swim. i can barely walk. and apparently the insurance company has a investigate , a firm named

has a investigate, a firm named clyde and company. and they said it's much easier now to find people who are fraudulent. they said that they've uncovered and other uk insurers have uncovered 89,000 fraudulent insurance claims . worth 1.1 billion in claims. worth 1.1 billion in 2021 alone. wow. and they said idiots like this make it so much easier for you. i just think that— easier for you. i just think that pheh— easier for you. i just think that pitch is— easier for you. i just think that pitch is a— i just think that pitch is a great advert for hungeheh— that pitch is a great advert for hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you— hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you een— hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you he— hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you he-hhew- you can do that, i know that shoem— you can do that, i know that should - facebook. . should be their facebook. but ewe-hie— should be their facebook. but one _this-actually. one thing this was actually qhhe— quite convincing. it said he insisted— quite convincing. it said he insisted-he- quite convincing. it said he insisted he wanted to insisted in court he wanted to enjoy— insisted in court he wanted to enjoy-her— insisted in court he wanted to enjoy-her ene- insisted in court he wanted to enjoy for one time enjoy sports for one last time after— enjoy sports for one last time after-warned- enjoy sports for one last time after-warned he- enjoy sports for one last time after warned he might not after being warned he might not be after being warned he might not he-hehewhg— after being warned he might not be-following the- be able to following the surgery. — be able to following the surgery. .that- be able to following the surgery. that actually is surgery. so that actually is quite— surgery. so that actually is quite to quite compelling. i'm going to get—whe— quite compelling. i'm going to get—wire because. get on the zip wire because ahe— get on the zip wire because after-anything- after this, anything could happen. — after this, anything could - hehheh _whchey happen. so he's like mickey rourke wrestler just one rourke and the wrestler just one last time, fighting through the pain and he's now not getting his either. well that's a his money either. well that's a shame. times shame. we've got the times now with lazy students, with bad news for lazy students, but is there any other kind of student? yeah. watchdog bans, but is there any other kind of studeradverts1. watchdog bans, but is there any other kind of studeradverts targetediog bans, but is there any other kind of studeradverts targeted at bans, essay adverts targeted at students— essay adverts targeted at students and _ essay adverts targeted at students and this was companies like students and this was companies hhe essay— students and this was companies like essay-which- students and this was companies like essay which does like essay mills which does pretty— like essay mills which does hehy much— like essay mills which does pretty much what you'd expect. it pretty much what you'd expect. h eays— pretty much what you'd expect. h says he— pretty much what you'd expect. it says hire our— pretty much what you'd expect. it says hire our online assignment- it says hire our online assignment and it says hire our online- assignment-and achieve assignment creator and achieve your— assignment creator and achieve your deem— assignment creator and achieve your dream grades that will be

the your dream grades that will be hhe envy— your dream grades that will be the envy of— your dream grades that will be the envy of your— your dream grades that will be the envy of your peer, your deem — the envy of your peer, your dream grades,— the envy of your peer, your dream grades, i.e. grades that someone-get- dream grades, i.e. grades that someone-got for- dream grades, i.e. grades that someone got for you. someone else has got for you. and— someone else has got for you. aha-he— someone else has got for you. and -the british- and then the british dissertation help company heeehee— dissertation help company boasted _thing. dissertation help company boasted thing , it boasted a similar thing, it she,— boasted a similar thing, it said,_itselfi said, and it aimed itself specifically— said, and it aimed itself specifically at- said, and it aimed itself specifically at students who are too specifically at students who are he hazy. — specifically at students who are too lazy. students— specifically at students who are too lazy. students who are hehhergh— too lazy. students who are lethargic _ not l lethargic or perhaps not interested— lethargic or perhaps not interested in— lethargic or perhaps not interested in writing paper interested in writing the paper hone-h— interested in writing the paper hone—heel interested in writing the paperl alone—just said alone. i mean, they've just said each— alone. i mean, they've just said each whet— alone. i mean, they've just said exactly what it— alone. i mean, they've just said exactly what itland- alone. i mean, they've just said exactly what it and it's exactly what it is and it's a reh— exactly what it is and it's a hen—hy- exactly what it is and it's ai real—my husband exactly what it is and it's a- real—my husband just real problem. my husband just had, you know, adult education. he years he graduated a couple of years ago and it's constant warning ago and it's a constant warning from the teachers. and they really keep an eye on them. but it's huge business. and he it's a huge business. and he even a student, he tell even as a student, he could tell in class who had bought their essays knew the teachers essays and he knew the teachers kind there's kind of knew, but there's very little do it. little they could do about it. yeah, they need another yeah, maybe they need another way— way of measuring students. a.....,_ way of measuring students. - anyway,_guardian anyway, we've got the guardian hepehhg— anyway, we've got the guardian hepehhg eh— anyway, we've got the guardian now reporting on librarians hehg—hhh- now reporting on librarians- being_with violence being threatened with violence by peehhe— being threatened with violence by peehhe-hehh- being threatened with violence by people want to remove by people who want to remove hooke— by people who want to remove heehe they— by people who want to remove books they see— by people who want to remove books they see problematic. books they see as problematic. probably— books they see as problematic. probably because— books they see as problematic. probably because they've just reed— probably because they've just read i article _ probably because they've just read i article .the - probably because they've just read article the guardian read an article in the guardian saying— read an article in the guardian eeyhgleehhee— read an article in the guardian sayingicarried out— read an article in the guardian saying carried out by the research carried out by the chartered— research carried out by the chartered institute of library ene— chartered institute of library and information— chartered institute of library and information professionals enh— and information professionals chip the— and information professionals ehhh he he— and information professionals cilip the uk's library and information— cilip the uk's library and information association, found out information association, found ehhhheh— information association, found out that e— information association, found out that a third— information association, found out that a third of librarians have— out that a third of librarians have been— out that a third of librarians have been asked by members of the hhhhe— have been asked by members of he phhhe he— have been asked by members of the public to censor or remove

hooke— the public to censor or remove books indicating— the public to censor or remove books indicating such indecencies- books indicating such indecencies and incidences had heeeeh— indecencies and incidences had increased significantly in eehh— increased significantly in recent years— increased significantly in recent years . - increased significantly in recent years . 8:29? increased significantly in recent years . 8:2"??? increased significantly in- recent years . 82% of librarians recent years. 82% of librarians said that they were concerned about the increase in such requests. yeah, you know , i requests. yeah, you know, i mean, there at the universities in california now because i have a teaches , he's a friend who teaches, uh, he's the the drama department the head of the drama department at one university. have at one university. they have been no teach been asked to no longer teach shakespeare all. uh, first shakespeare at all. uh, first they were editing shakespeare, particularly arnie, you know, some like othello. they some plays like othello. they were concerned with, or merchant of venice . yeah, because it's of venice. yeah, because it's anti—semitic . even though anti—semitic. even though shakespeare makes clear in that play shakespeare makes clear in that play , very clear a lot play very, very clear that a lot of behaviour is anti—semitic of the behaviour is anti—semitic anyway, . they just anyway, they won't. they just don't it at all anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems at all anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems so,all anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems so, so anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems so, so unfair)re. and it seems so, so unfair because shakespeare, you know, considering was hundreds considering it was hundreds of years less racist years ago, he was less racist than screenwriter than your average screenwriter in the 70 seconds. yeah, yeah. but you wonder, why the but you wonder, why is the guardian speaking out against censorship, which they normally love, you realise it's love, and you realise it's because sort of because it's a sort of disingenuous, gaslighting article. disingenuous, gaslighting articleis people worried about, about is people worried about, like, being like, decency and things being sexually explicit, and they sexually explicit, and then they conflating with sensitivity conflating that with sensitivity readers. start to talk

readers. they start to talk about the james novels and about the james bond novels and stuff, actually most of the stuff, but actually most of the article people going , article is about people going, hey, like hey, maybe we don't want like anti—colonial stuff and sort of critical race theory type stuff that's what it is, although some of things like home, of it is things like fun home, which novel read, which is a graphic novel i read, which is a graphic novel i read, which bad. so which didn't seem to be bad. so maybe far. but maybe they've gone too far. but really they're conflating conservatives about conservatives worried about stuff very woke stuff in stuff that very woke stuff in libraries other issue, libraries and this other issue, which genuine issue of which is a genuine issue of sensitivity so on. sensitivity readers and so on. and quote a lot of people and are «quote a lot of people and are headingl lot of people and are heading who of people and are heading who head)ple who are heading who head hhehehe— who are heading who head librarians and— who are heading who head librarians and libraries and hmheh— librarians and libraries and hmheh e— librarians and libraries and limited a charity manages limited a charity that manages hhehee— limited a charity that manages hhehee h— limited a charity that manages libraries in devon. and this. woman says,-censor. woman says, we don't censor. hheh— woman says, we don't censor. then another— woman says, we don't censor. then another woman, a primary job then another woman, a primary job h— then another woman, a primary job he he— then another woman, a primary job he he hook— then another woman, a primary job is to look over— then another woman, a primary job is to look over librarians. she— job is to look over librarians. she says— job is to look over librarians. she says there's— job is to look over librarians. she says there's no censorship in hhhhe— she says there's no censorship in public libraries, so they do a in public libraries, so they do e-ehehee— in public libraries, so they do a-quotes that- in public libraries, so they do a quotes that counter a lot of quotes that counter the— a lot of quotes that counter this-when— a lot of quotes that counter this-when the- a lot of quotes that counter this when the truth is, as this point when the truth is, as we knew,— this point when the truth is, as we know, we've— this point when the truth is, as we know, we've reported many times—eel we know, we've reported manyi times—ere h times on this show, they are in the— times on this show, they are in the hhheh— times on this show, they are in the british-library- times on this show, they are in the british library here, the british public library here, the british public library here, hhe ene— the british public library here, the he— the british public library here, the one near king's cross. they are the one near king's cross. they phhhe— the one near king's cross. they are putting trigger— the one near king's cross. they are putting trigger warnings in the—phe- are putting trigger warnings in the—pheee they. are putting trigger warnings in. the—place they are. the books in the place they are. they-ve— they've been asked to removing onean-e— they've been asked to removing some-and having- some books and having sensitivity— some books and having sensitivity kill sensitivity to kill a mockingbird, re—edit books heated— mockingbird, re—edit books. riddled _warnings mockingbird, re—edit books. riddled—warnings . riddled with trigger warnings. veeh. — riddled with trigger warnings. veeh. -hhe— riddled with trigger warnings. yeah. riddled with trigger warnings.- yeah. _the independent now yeah. yeah. the independent now reports on suella braverman

strange plan to hit back against claims of racism. nick yeah , so claims of racism. nick yeah, so suella braverman considered posing as radio caller to defend herself over racism claims. and you think this is an odd- ”?wt t? and you think this is an odd one for the independent?— you think this is an odd one for the independent? maybe. maybe they-re— they're onto something. it turns out—shena- out it's a joke. it's suella- braverman _ spectator braverman in her own spectator eehmhh— braverman in her own spectator eehmhh hhh— braverman in her own spectator eehmhh this he— braverman in her own spectator column. this is journalism. now you—ehehher- column. this is journalism. now you-another article. you just quote another article someone's-and- you just quote another article someone's and you someone's written and you repackage— someone's written and you repackagelh— someone's written and you repackage in her own article repackage it in her own article . weh— repackage it in her own article . wehh she— repackage it in her own article . well, she said— repackage it in her own article . well, she said she . well, she said that she thought— . well, she said that she thought about- . well, she said that she thought about calling as thought about calling in as someone called margaret as a reference margaret thatcher reference to margaret thatcher heeeee— reference to margaret thatcher because when _ reference to margaret thatcher because when the attack you heheehehh — personally, it means they not heve— personally, it means they not heve-heve— personally, it means they not have-have not- personally, it means they not have-have not a- personally, it means they not have have not a single have they have not a single hehheeh— have they have not a single political argument famously political argument left famously hheheher— political argument left famously thatcher—just- thatcher said. so it's just seehe— thatcher said. so it's just suella-bit- thatcher said. so it's just suella-bit of. thatcher said. so it's just suella bit of fun suella having a bit of fun saving— suella having a bit of fun saying me, saying they're all attacking me, they-ve— they've got no arguments. and i thought—een- they've got no arguments. and i thought—call ini thought it'd be funny to call in end— thought it'd be funny to call in end-h— thought it'd be funny to call in end-h h. — thought it'd be funny to call in and-it is. and- thought it'd be funny to call in and-it is. and you. and that's all it is. and you knew,— and that's all it is. and you know, these— and that's all it is. and you know, these it's— and that's all it is. and you know, these it's taken as know, these it's being taken as a know, these it's being taken as e-ehehemehh— know, these it's being taken as a statement because a serious statement because there— a serious statement because that's journalism they that's journalism now. they show— that's journalism now. they should _ should l should work. they should work for should work. they should work hormone-_- should work. they should worki for—reasons. suella for buzzfeed. 22 reasons. suella hevehheh h— for buzzfeed. 22 reasons. suella braverman is racist. no, but they— braverman is racist. no, but they een-e— braverman is racist. no, but they can't there's they can't because there's no more right? they more jobs, right? yeah. they should to code. that's should learn to code. that's what always should learn to code. that's what-always said,| should learn to code. that's- what-always said, isn't what buzzfeed always said, isn't it? what buzzfeed always said, isn't he veeh.— what buzzfeed always said, isn't he veeh. se— what buzzfeed always said, isn't it? yeah. so there— what buzzfeed always said, isn't it? yeah. so there you go. the peehhe— it? yeah. so there you go. the people obsessed— it? yeah. so there you go. the people obsessed with suella braverman. people in braverman. i know people in north—actually. braverman. i know people in- north_actually think north london who actually think the tory government is far right end—seehe- and they just think suella

braverman but braverman is so evil. but i think— braverman is so evil. but i hhhh he— braverman is so evil. but i think it's because when she vhhee—eemhl visited that prison camp in hhhee— visited that prison camp in whee—eh- visited that prison camp in| africa,_up there africa, she setting up there eh— africa, she setting up there were all those— africa, she setting up there were all those photos of her laughing— were all those photos of heri hehghhe—ahe laughing and laughing. and i knew—pheheel know that they're just photos taken someone taken and that maybe someone told but where told a funny joke. but where i her i would try to present myself in much more serious. well, the photo well, they cropped the photo to hehe — well, they cropped the photo to hehe—heehhe- well, they cropped the photo toi hehe—heehhe-wee take out the two people she was laughing— take out the two people she was hehghhe—he- take out the two people she was laughing—"0 ,- take out the two people she was laughing—"0 , h| laughing along with and no, i sew—the- laughing along with and no, ii saw _the photo. saw the people on the photo. i h.— saw the people on the photo. i saw it. okay you— saw the people on the photo. i saw it. okay you still- saw the people on the photo. . you still didn't saw it. okay you still didn't he— saw it. okay you still didn't like-laughter?- saw it. okay you still didn't like-laughter?ldon't. . you still didn't like laughter? don't like like the laughter? i don't like it —ehew- like the laughter? i don't like. it. _showlnearly it. anyway, the show is nearly oven it. anyway, the show is nearly over, another over, so let's take another quick front quick look at friday's front pages. quick look at friday's front pages . the quick look at friday's front pages. the daily mail leads with unelected lords plot to block rwanda plan. speaking the i has deputy pm raab refuses to resign the guardian has raab fights for political life. the times says raab stands firm as pm mulls over report on bullying. the express has just why did the bbc ignore mps call to protect women 7 ignore mps call to protect women ? the metro has ellen . we have a ? the metro has ellen. we have a problem and that's all we have time for tonight. thank you so much to my guests, scott caputo and tune in to the and nick dixon. tune in to the same time tomorrow when nick and nick dixon. tune in to the sam be me tomorrow when nick and nick dixon. tune in to the sam be me ton byrow when nick and nick dixon. tune in to the sam be me ton byrow vicox nick will be joined by paul cox and lewis schaefer. remember if

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