you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners— you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners but— you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners but first,— you covid gb news. in a moment, headliners but first, let's- headliners but first, let's bring— headliners but first, let's bring you— headliners but first, let's bring you ine— headliners but first, let's bring you the latest news headlines. _ bring you the latest news headlines. and the prime minister— headlines. and the prime minister will— headlines. and the prime minister will not be deciding upon— minister will not be deciding upon ine— minister will not be deciding upon inn nie— minister will not be deciding upon the fate of— minister will not be deciding upon the fate of his deputy, dominic— upon the fate of his deputy, dominic raab_ upon the fate of his deputy, dominic raab tonight. rishi sunni— dominic raab tonight. rishi sunak-earlier- dominic raab tonight. rishi sunak earlier had full sunak said earlier he had full confidence— sunak said earlier he had full confidence in— sunak said earlier he had full confidence in mr— sunak said earlier he had full confidence in mr and has confidence in mr raab and has all confidence in mr raab and has nii day— confidence in mr raab and has nii day been— confidence in mr raab and has all day been considering the findings— all day been considering the findings on— all day been considering the findings of an— all day been considering the findings of an independent inguin— findings of an independent inquiry alleged bullying. inquiry into alleged bullying. ine— inquiry into alleged bullying. inn deputy— inquiry into alleged bullying. the deputy prime minister ninseif— the deputy prime minister himself requested the report not as himself requested the report not an inn— himself requested the report not an inn fini— himself requested the report not as the first allegation was made in november— as the first allegation was made in november last— as the first allegation was made in november last year. eight connininis— in november last year. eight complaints have— in november last year. eight complaints have been made by sinn— complaints have been made by staff ginni— complaints have been made by staff about mr— complaints have been made by staff about mr raabs alleged iennrionr— staff about mr raabs alleged behaviour during his roles as roreign— behaviour during his roles as foreign secretary. brexit secretary— foreign secretary. brexit secretary and - foreign secretary. brexit secretary and as justice secretary— secretary and as justice secretary .— secretary and as justice secretary . well, the shadow secretary. well, the shadow attorney— secretary. well, the shadow attorney general , emily attorney general, emily thomberwr_ attorney general, emily thornberry, says a decision needs— thornberry, says a decision needs is— thornberry, says a decision needs is de— thornberry, says a decision needs to be made quickly . needs to be made quickly. i drink— needs to be made quickly. i drink ii— needs to be made quickly. i think if he's— needs to be made quickly. i think if he's got— needs to be made quickly. i think if he's got this- needs to be made quickly. i think if he's got this report , think if he's got this report, he should just read it and if the man's a bully then dominic

raab should go. it's really quite simple. there are many more pressing issues than this . more pressing issues than this. whilst the conservative party continue to be in chaos, the pubuc continue to be in chaos, the public have completely different priorities. what we priorities. actually what we should be doing is we should be having who are having politicians who are focussed the cost of living focussed on the cost of living crisis and is that wages crisis and why it is that wages are stagnating we're are stagnating and why we're having if not having to wait for months if not years, for hospital treatment. this shouldn't what politics this shouldn't be what politics is should be is about. politics should be about people's lives about making people's lives better. academy of better. now the academy of medical royal colleges is urging junior doctors and the government to find a solution to their deadlock over pay for the sake of patients and the wider nhs. nearly 200,000 hospital appointments— nhs. nearly 200,000 hospital appointments and— \r nearly 200,000 hospital appointments and surgeries had to appointments and surgeries had de de— appointments and surgeries had to be reschedule— appointments and surgeries had to be reschedule following the inner— to be reschedule following the junior doctors— to be reschedule following the junior doctors strike action inst— junior doctors strike action igg ween— junior doctors strike action last week, the— junior doctors strike action last week, the academy had neined — last week, the academy had neined re — last week, the academy had helped to secure a deal between redn— helped to secure a deal between iedn sides— helped to secure a deal between both sides following strike seden— both sides following strike action back— both sides following strike action back in— both sides following strike action back in 2016. drive hours g...— action back in 2016. drive hours dne uk— action back in 2016. drive hours across the uk are— action back in 2016. drive hours across the uk are being asked ner— across the uk are being asked not de— across the uk are being asked not to pick— across the uk are being asked nor to pick up— across the uk are being asked not to pick up their mobile nnenes— not to pick up their mobile phones during— not to pick up their mobile phones during the government's

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time now for headliners. hello and deconst— time now for headliners. hello and welcome to— time now for headliners. hello and welcome to headliners . i'm and welcome to headliners. i'm leo acas. and joining me to go tnrougn— leo acas. and joining me to go through tomorrow's— and joining me to go through tomorrow's newspapers are through tomorrow's newspapers tne— through tomorrow's newspapers tne ton— through tomorrow's newspapers are the top transatlantic comics. scott- are the top transatlantic comics. are the top transatlantic- comics. scott capurro. he just flew in from la . and boy, are flew in from la. and boy, are his jokes tired and big dog nick dixon . so named because of what dixon. so named because of what he does to people's legs. how are you both doing .7 i was okay are you both doing? i was okay until are you both doing? i was okay untii tndt— are you both doing? i was okay until that intro.— are you both doing? i was okay until that intro. how— are you both doing? i was okay until that intro. how are- mt; r:r:::r "g? i was okay until that intro. how are you, by tne— until that intro. how are you, by tne way?— until that intro. how are you, by tne new in— until that intro. how are you, by the way.7 i'm from until that intro. how are you, by the way? i'm from san tronsiseo — by the way? i'm from san francisco. so _ by the way? i'm from san francisco. so hard to remember. gn— francisco. so hard to remember. on rignt.— francisco. so hard to remember. on, rignt. teen.— francisco. so hard to remember. oh, right. yeah. not an la perso— oh, right. yeah. not an la perso neit— oh, right. yeah. not an la person. well, it's more your tning. — person. well, it's more your thing. -scotland. person. well, it's more your thing. scotland and thing. i'm from scotland and everytning— thing. i'm from scotland and everytning-ot- thing. i'm from scotland and everything of scotland everything outside of scotland is-tig— everything outside of scotland is big, amorphous blob to is one big, amorphous blob to nut— is one big, amorphous blob to nut oent.— is one big, amorphous blob to me. but yeah, it— is one big, amorphous blob to me. but yeah, it was- is one big, amorphous blob to me. t t me. but yeah, it was a bit unfair your jokes aren't unfair because your jokes aren't tired. you're famed for your. for fresh for your wit and your fresh material. sweet of you to material. very sweet of you to say thank you. what about you and i've never urinated on anyone's to knowledge. so anyone's leg to my knowledge. so both not the both in toes. it's not the urination, nick. it's. the urination, nick. it's. it's the rubbing. it's rubbing. rubbing. yeah, it's the rubbing. anyway, that's awkward chat anyway, that's the awkward chat with wheelies. have a quick with the wheelies. have a quick look pages of with the wheelies. have a quick lookdaily pages of with the wheelies. have a quick lookdaily mail. pages of with the wheelies. have a quick lookdaily mail. has pages of with the wheelies. have a quick lookdaily mail. has unelected the daily mail. has unelected lords plot to block rwanda. they'll talking about the they'll be talking about the plan, not the actual country itself . the has deputy pm raab itself. the i has deputy pm raab refuses to resign in the

guardian also leads with raab fights for his political life. the times has raab stands firm as pm mulls over report on bullying adults complaining about bullying. can you believe it? the express says just why did the bbc ignore mps call to protect women? the metro has ellen we have a problem . and ellen we have a problem. and those are your front pages . we those are your front pages. we begin with the front page of the escort . what's on there? happy. escort. what's on there? happy. i'd by the way. you're welcome . i'd by the way. you're welcome. i'd by the way. you're welcome. i didn't know you'd got ed before this show. i'm told i'm totally classy. drugs was a bad idea before going on eat up. i got free candy in the lobby and dot— got free candy in the lobby and dot wus— got free candy in the lobby and that was that— got free candy in the lobby and that was that was— got free candy in the lobby and that was that was ed was telling me ne— that was that was ed was telling me he converted— that was that was ed was telling me he converted after he saw andrew— me he converted after he saw andrew tote— me he converted after he saw andrew tate convert. “in?" ' r: andrew tate convert. yeah. and that— andrew tate convert. yeah. and that what inspired him. yeah that was what inspired him. yeah > yeah. on the front page of the i it's deputy pm raab raab refuses to resign and weirdly on

my front page of the i there's little horns on his head like he's the devil. but clearly he's about to be fired. there there you know giving us a warm up of the idea that he's going to be fired by sunak sunak is in a room right now reading a report about raabs behaviour which has been reported extensively in the press last two years, press for the last two years, about bullying behaviour about his bullying behaviour amongst and amongst his co—workers and people in civil people that were in the civil service. been landed on our service. it's been landed on our laps so many times. so if sunak donelan bullying on people's laps. yeah . can you imagine? so laps. yeah. can you imagine? so sunak doesn't fire him at this point. it's going to look weak for sunak he's got to do it. he has no choice, really. i mean, do you. do you agree, nick? neoduse— do you. do you agree, nick? because i— do you. do you agree, nick? because i don't— r:r:::r do you agree, nick? because i don't thought i mean, tnis— because i don't thought i mean, tnis sees— because i don't thought i mean, this seems pretty— because i don't thought i mean, this seems pretty minor stuff. some— this seems pretty minor stuff. some some staff— this seems pretty minor stuff. some some staff for this seems pretty minor stuff. - some some staff-for him some some staff who work for him are some some staff who work for him staining— some some staff who work for him are claiming that— some some staff who work for him are claiming that he— some some staff who work for him are claiming that he bullied den,— are claiming that he bullied gem, union— are claiming that he bullied them, which they in 2020. them, which they tried in 2020. t hey— them, which they tried in 2020. tney—iite- them, which they tried in 2020. tney—iite in- them, which they tried in 2020. they _ like in 2023.i they cried. yeah. like in 2023. inat— they cried. yeah. like in 2023.| tndt—dsted that probably means he asked tnen —uort.- that probably means he asked them _work. yeah. that probably means he asked- them _work. yeah yeah, them to do some work. yeah yeah, it's them to do some work. yeah yeah, its dit— them to do some work. yeah yeah, its at very— them to do some work. yeah yeah, it's all very overblown. ti; it's all very overblown. he tnrou— it's all very overblown. he threw tomatoes. _ it's all very overblown. he threw tomatoes. i- it's all very overblown. he threw tomatoes. i mean, look, he may be. he may secretly be this evil bully, and it may be bad,

but sound like nonsense. but it does sound like nonsense. i mean, sometimes to i mean, sometimes you need to have standards. what about have high standards. what about steve he was kind of steve jobs? was he was kind of a bully. but look at the ipod. you know mean? and the know what i mean? and the iphone, these things. so iphone, all these things. so it's hard and slaps her assistant.— it's hard and slaps her assistant-i- it's hard and slaps her assistant. i was it's hard and slaps her assistant.-i was so assistant. yeah, i was there. so yedn. —peopie,l yeah. i mean, these people, tney-re— yeah. i mean, these people, they're-powered- yeah. i mean, these people, they're powered because they're high powered because tney-ve— they're high powered because tney-ve teen— they're high powered because they've been knocking people ound— they've been knocking people around-tit.— they've been knocking people around-bit. yeah- around a little bit. yeah tnere-s— around a little bit. yeah- there's—there. around a little bit. yeah- there's_there. and there's something in there. and diso— there's something in there. and piss-service— there's something in there. and also-service doesn't. also the civil service doesn't like government, you like this tory government, you know, looking for know, they're looking for anything him. you have anything to attack him. you have to line. i mean, to keep them in line. i mean, look, are sunak. should look, there are sunak. should he? should defend him he? i think he should defend him because it's just they'll just move to something move on to something else. they're attack they're just a way to attack him. they'll move back suella him. they'll move back to suella braverman. now, the only exceptions it's an o. exceptions are if it's an 0. emma pattison. if it's a chris pincher, suicidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinchehe suicidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinchehe wants suicidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinche he wants the icidal. he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinchehe wants the public he emma pattison. if it's a chris pinche he wants the public to; wants he wants the public to nut— wants he wants the public to move on. but haven't, have move on. but they haven't, have tneye— move on. but they haven't, have tneye-nos— move on. but they haven't, have tneye-nos teen- they? this story has been iingering— they? this story has been lingering years they? this story has been lingering-years for lingering for two years and for sundo— lingering for two years and for sumo-noo- lingering for two years and for sundo-noy to- lingering for two years and for sunak, way to just end sunak, the only way to just end it, sunak, the only way to just end itltne— sunak, the only way to just end it, the conversation is to it, end the conversation is to tire— it, end the conversation is to tire nin. — it, end the conversation is to tire nin. [— it, end the conversation is to- fire him.-i-rammstein fire him. plus i mean rammstein tired— fire him. plus i mean rammstein tired petore— fire him. plus i mean rammstein fired before-come- fire him. plus i mean rammstein fired before come back. fired before he'll come back. they— fired before he'll come back. tney—tuti fired before he'll come back. tney—tut in they always come back, but in a ditterent— different position, different ion. — different position, different ion. -reniiy- different position, different. job. _really lingering different position, different. job. is-really lingering different position, different. job. is it-really lingering different position, different job. t gt; 3 different position, different job. g t gt; 3 different position, different job. g : g different position, different job. g : on? is it just being pushed by the by the wall? it's being pushed the media. pushed by the blob in the media. i sunak everyone i mean, if sunak fired everyone not— i mean, if sunak fired everyone

tndt—tne- i mean, if sunak fired everyone that—the medial that the media left, the media wanted— that the media left, the media wanted-tire— that the media left, the media wanted fire everyone, wanted to fight fire everyone, all wanted to fight fire everyone, dii- — wanted to fight fire everyone, dii- nuis- wanted to fight fire everyone,j all- -this again, all the time. but this again, this our this story has been over our heads quite while. i think heads for quite a while. i think sunak this forward. sunak is putting this forward. oh, reading. i'm a room. oh, i'm reading. i'm in a room. i'm flicking pages, i'm flicking through pages, i'm looking at reports, i'm looking at photos. i'm crying too. i think he's putting out think he's putting this out there he say there so that he can say tomorrow, know you tomorrow, you know what? you guys are right over coffee, over tea. miss over tea. so we kind of miss it over herbal think he's herbal tea, which i think he's looking like diagrams of the looking at like diagrams of the trajectory tomato. like trajectory of the tomato. like was someone was trajectory of the tomato. like was a someone was trajectory of the tomato. like. was-a beard?.someone was f like was a beard? we'reneone was f like was a beard? we're going was f like was a beard? we're going toas it into a beard? we're going to vr. how many people in this country—tite- vr. how many people in this. country—like-the country we used to like own the nond— country we used to like own the uorid in— country we used to like own the uorid in tnis— country we used to like own the world in this country? i mean, in— world in this country? i mean, i-n-to— world in this country? i mean, i-n-toldon-t- i'm ashamed to i don't want it to—isl i'm ashamed to i don't want it. to—is not. to happen. i think raab is hot. he his own he bench presses his own bodyweight. i think he bench presses his own bodywethat's i think he bench presses his own bodywethat's what i think he bench presses his own bodywethat's what is.i think he bench presses his own bodywethat's what is. he's k maybe that's what it is. he's too maybe he's too strong. maybe he's too. he's too strong. maybe he's too. he's too powerful. he is too sort of oid— too powerful. he is too sort of oid-non.— too powerful. he is too sort of oid-ndn. tite- too powerful. he is too sort of old-man. like he's. old fashioned man. like he's potriordot— old fashioned man. like he's- patriarchal,_man. patriarchal, right? a manly man. we that the we can't have that in the government now. anyway, we move on guardian. on to the guardian. nick what have front page? have they got in the front page? so guardian their so the guardian continues their attack on our royal family revealed king charles's private fortune estimated at 1.8 billion. and they're loving this , tne— billion. and they're loving this , the guardian,— billion. and they're loving this. , the guardian,-although , the guardian, because although i'm , the guardian, because although i-n—tne- , the guardian, because although i-n—tne tiggestl i'm not necessarily the biggest onenes— i'm not necessarily the biggest cndries—titi charles fan because he's a bit note,— charles fan because he's a bit note—tne- woke, i'm also i hate the guardian— woke, i'm also i hate thej guardian—it's woke, i'm also i hate the- guardian_it's our guardian far more. so it's our teioved— guardian far more. so it's our beloved queen— guardian far more. so it's our beloved queen died and the guardian— beloved queen died and the guardian has— beloved queen died and the guardian has seen their opponunity— guardian has seen their opportunity and they're getting in-dnd— opportunity and they're getting in-dnd tney-re— opportunity and they're getting in and they're that in there and they're saying that the in there and they're saying that tne-nonune— in there and they're saying that the fortune includes the king's fortune includes

eons-propen- cars, jewellery, property investments, _ investments, horses, rare stomps.— investments, horses, rare stunps. on— investments, horses, rare stamps. of course it includes stomps.— stamps. of course it includes stonps. dis— stamps. of course it includes stamps. his face— stamps. of course it includes stamps. his face is on half of tnen — stamps. his face is on half of tnen .— stamps. his face is on half of tnen . vou— stamps. his face is on half of them . you know,— stamps. his face is on half of them . you know, be like, is them. you know, be like, is nonve— them. you know, be like, is anyone-dot- them. you know, be like, is anyone _that the l them. you know, be like, is. anyone _that the royal anyone shocked that the royal tonin— anyone shocked that the royal family-horses— anyone shocked that the royal family horses and stamps ? i family have horses and stamps? i neon—inev- family have horses and stamps? i neon—tney get- family have horses and stamps? i mean, they get they mean, okay. yeah. they get they get-inheritance- get away with inheritance tax but get away with inheritance tax tut-tne— get away with inheritance tax tut-tne royal— get away with inheritance tax but the royal family, you but it's the royal family, you know— but it's the royal family, you towrnedn-- but it's the royal family, you know mean? this is a nana know what i mean? this is a nana stow.— know what i mean? this is a nana stow-sounds— know what i mean? this is a nana story.-sounds-he'sl story. okay. it sounds like he's living yeah, that's living like a king. yeah, that's the thing. is it? mean , the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know— the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know now— the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know how i— the bad thing. is it? i mean, you know how i feel- dec q is it? i mean, you know how i feel about them. i you know how i feel about them. i didn-t— you know how i feel about them. ididn-t mind— you know how i feel about them. i didn't mind the— you know how i feel about them. i didn't mind the queen. she was tine— i didn't mind the queen. she was tinelsne-s— i didn't mind the queen. she was tinelsne-s gone.— i didn't mind the queen. she was fine she's gone. the rest of fine. she's gone. the rest of men,— fine. she's gone. the rest of gem, os— fine. she's gone. the rest of pm, as tor— fine. she's gone. the rest of them, as far as— fine. she's gone. the rest of them, as far as concerned, them, as far as i'm concerned, sne—tne- them, as far as i'm concerned, sne—tne tree- she can slide off the face of tne— she can slide off the face of tne-i— she can slide off the face of tne-i tnint— she can slide off the face of the-i think that- she can slide off the face of the i think that they're the earth. i think that they're prised.— the earth. i think that they're over priced. they're overeducated, under—stimulated underachieving— overeducated, under—stimulated underachieving ,_ overeducated, under—stimulated underachieving , dehydrated. underachieving, dehydrated. did youiust— underachieving, dehydrated. did you iust soy— underachieving, dehydrated. did you iust soy tnot— underachieving, dehydrated. did you just say that harry was overeducated? _ you just say that harry was overeducated? f overeducated? because that's. wett— overeducated? because that's. wen, i— overeducated? because that's. wen, i didn-t— overeducated? because that's. well, i didn't say.— overeducated? because that's. well, i didn't say. well,- overeducated? f well, i didn't say. well, he's not— well, i didn't say. well, he's not ready— well, i didn't say. well, he's not ready in— well, i didn't say. well, he's not really in them anymore. i suppose— not really in them anymore. i suppose-newer- not really in them anymore. i suppose never been in royal suppose he'd never been in royal to—tut.— suppose he'd never been in royal to—tut-ne-s- suppose he'd never been in royal to_but.-he's the. suppose he'd never been in royal tolone.-but.-he's the. suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well,»ut. he's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, it. he's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, i like he's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, i like her.e's the suppose he'd never been in royal to one. well, i like her. there only one. well, i like her. the wife.— only one. well, i like her. the wife-_rea- only one. well, i like her. the wife. _rest ofl wife. but anyway, the rest of them — wife. but anyway, the rest of them .— wife. but anyway, the rest of them . teth— wife. but anyway, the rest of them . yeah. yeah. i wife. but anyway, the rest of them .yeah. yeah. i like meghan them. yeah. yeah. i like meghan . heu— them. yeah. yeah. i like meghan . you the— them. yeah. yeah. i like meghan . you like meghan? will . you like meghan? well, i suppose— . you like meghan? well, i suppose balance on this suppose we need balance on this channel. pretty. channel. i mean, she's pretty. she's eight hours she's a good eight hours a hteht. — she's a good eight hours a mght. -she- she's a good eight hours a- night. _she works. she's a night. she's. she works. she's a geot— night. she's. she works. she's a good eeteee— night. she's. she works. she's a good actress, and— night. she's. she works. she's a good actress, and she's- good actress, and she's attractive— good actress, and she's attractive - rest. good actress, and she's attractive-rest them. attractive to the rest of them. eeez. — t-m - attractive to the rest of them. hem—hm thetl geez. but anyway, i'm just saying,— geez. but anyway, i'm just saying,-,- geez. but anyway, i'm just eeythe,-, thtel geez. but anyway, i'm just- saying,-, this country, saying, you know, this country, i saying, you know, this country, . guess— saying, you know, this country,

t geese they— saying, you know, this country, i guess they need— saying, you know, this country, i guess they need a fairy tale. tet— i guess they need a fairy tale. tet them— i guess they need a fairy tale. let them have— i guess they need a fairy tale. let them have it.— i guess they need a fairy tale. let them have it. it's fine. ate— let them have it. it's fine. ate yet— let them have it. it's fine. ate you saying— let them have it. it's fine. are you saying meghan- let them have it. it's fine. are you saying meghan works suits? was, like, eight years ago. inheritance tax. ago. yeah. the inheritance tax. i don't know if she popped : 43?" ”cl” f i don't know if she popped up : / 1“ "mi" f i don't know if she popped up in a i i don't know if she popped up in e-t wee— i don't know if she popped up in a-i was watching- i don't know if she popped up in a i was watching the a film. i was watching the hettttx— a film. i was watching the netflix something like a film. i was watching the netfli chickslething like a film. i was watching the netfli chicks orhing like a film. i was watching the netfli chicks or something like white chicks or something like that. — white chicks or something like that. .netflix_ white chicks or something like that. .netflix special- white chicks or something like that. \t f that. the netflix special has been and she worked on been huge and she worked hard on that. redesign the that. she had to redesign the flowers house. she flowers in her own house. she had up. she to had to make up. she had to ete— had to make up. she had to create-lies- had to make up. she had to create-lies. - had to make up. she had to create-lies . she. had to make up. she had to create lies . she left create a lot of lies. she left these— create a lot of lies. she left these soledar queen, which she did. i these soledar queen, which she did . i mean, the inheritance tax did. i mean, the inheritance tax surety— did. i mean, the inheritance tax emety .— did. i mean, the inheritance tax emety . .— did. i mean, the inheritance tax emety . t meth— did. i mean, the inheritance tax surely . i mean, they— t: t: i mean, the inheritance tax surely . i mean, they can afford surely. i mean, they can afford to pay— surely. i mean, they can afford to pay ht— surely. i mean, they can afford to pay tt .— surely. i mean, they can afford to pay tt . why— surely. i mean, they can afford to pay it - why do_ surely. i mean, they can afford to pay it . why do people with to pay it. why do people with much— to pay it. why do people with much tees— to pay it. why do people with much less money— to pay it. why do people with much less money have to pay hhehtehee— much less money have to pay inheritance tax?— much less money have to pay inheritance tax? why aren't they paying? _ inheritance tax? why aren't they peymge .— inheritance tax? why aren't they peymge t tom-t— inheritance tax? why aren't they paying? i don't-it.- inheritance tax? why aren't they paying? t:t1:t" c c kitty paying? i don't get it. why don't i don't don't they pay it? i don't get it. it. yeah, that's it. explain it. yeah, that's eemethhe— it. explain it. yeah, that's something-fair- it. explain it. yeah, that's. something. -fair enough. something. yeah fair enough. i mean, know, there's mean, it's, you know, there's eemethhe— something in that. but are you ethe— something in that. but are you siding-guardian- something in that. but are you siding guardian ? something in that. but are you. siding-guardian ? well, siding with the guardian? well, no. siding with the guardian? well, melt— siding with the guardian? well, melt thee— siding with the guardian? well, no..a free market— siding with the guardian? well, no. a free market capitalist no. as a free market capitalist , i think time to privatise , i think it's time to privatise the juice much the royals and juice as much money of them as we can. money out of them as we can. we'll sell them off to gulf we'll sell them off to the gulf states, like sweaty states, bring them like a sweaty rag class. drain rag after a yoga class. drain all the moisture— rag after a yoga class. drain all the moisture out- rag after a yoga class. drain all the moisture out of- ”3g g f drain all the moisture out of them. yet— all the moisture out of them. you eth— all the moisture out of them. you thet— all the moisture out of them. you can that on— all the moisture out of them. you can that on gb news about hetevet— you can that on gb news about hetevet ott— you can that on gb news about beloved obe coronation getting us h— beloved obe coronation getting us th the— beloved obe coronation getting us in the coronation mood. amway.— us in the coronation mood. amway, teth— us in the coronation mood.

anyway, let's move- us in the coronation mood. anyway, let's move on- us in the coronation mood. anyway, let's move on to the express. scott oh, just why did the bbc ignore mps call to protect women? is the headline on the— protect women? is the headline on the express. — f , is the headline on the express. apparently the hec— on the express. apparently the the hee— on the express. apparently the bbc has been— on the express. apparently the bbc has been ignoring the call by teete— bbc has been ignoring the call by rosie duffield_ bbc has been ignoring the call by rosie duffield and miriam chee— by rosie duffield and miriam cetee, whe— by rosie duffield and miriam cates, who you— by rosie duffield and miriam cates, who you would think would be cates, who you would think would he hetttteet— cates, who you would think would be political opponents. but they-te— be political opponents. but they're they've _ be political opponents. but they're they've come together on this they're they've come together on the teet— they're they've come together on the ttee thet— they're they've come together on this idea that women need more eate— this idea that women need more eete eeeeeh— this idea that women need more eeet eeeeeh hem— this idea that women need more safe spaces near a— this idea that women need more safe spaces near a labour mp and a safe spaces near a labour mp and them— safe spaces near a labour mp and them ht.— safe spaces near a labour mp and t ttm ht. — safe spaces near a labour mp and them the. vet.— safe spaces near a labour mp and a tory mp. yes, exactly- safe spaces near a labour mp and a tory mp. “in; cokeqcc�*u' a tory mp. yes, exactly. they-te— a tory mp. yes, exactly. they-re tttm — a tory mp. “in; cokeqcc�*u' they're from opposing parties, but they're from opposing parties, tut they-te— they're from opposing parties, but they're working together . so but they're working together. so they— but they're working together. so they set— but they're working together. so they set tut— but they're working together. so they eet ttt t— but they're working together. so they set out a five— but they're working together. so they set out a five key pledges , hettthg— they set out a five key pledges , including protections for ehgte— , including protections for emgte ee— , including protections for single sex spaces, safeguarding thtttteh— single sex spaces, safeguarding thtttteh th— single sex spaces, safeguarding children on female only competitors— children on female only competitors in women's sports thet— competitors in women's sports tht et— competitors in women's sports tht et amt— competitors in women's sports and so on. and it's been quite a big ettty— and so on. and it's been quite a big ettty tmthget— and so on. and it's been quite a big story amongst amongst most of big story amongst amongst most oh the— big story amongst amongst most oh the hteee— big story amongst amongst most of the press and— big story amongst amongst most of the press and the bbc on heyemheht. — of the press and the bbc on newsnight. and— of the press and the bbc on newsnight. and there are other news programmes. yesterday they did news programmes. yesterday they tht hettte— news programmes. yesterday they did before decided— news programmes. yesterday they did before decided to not cover it. did before decided to not cover ht. h— did before decided to not cover ht. h thhht— did before decided to not cover it. i think probably the bbc tett— it. i think probably the bbc felt-covered- it. i think probably the bbc felt covered this felt like we've covered this a hot.— felt like we've covered this a tot-tethe- felt like we've covered this a lot.-gettingllot- lot. this is getting a lot of hmeee— lot. this is getting a lot of thee-thmee- lot. this is getting a lot of. press.-things-going press. other things are going on. press. other things are going th-htt— press. other things are going th-htt ethe- press. other things are going on.-not going to- press. other things are going on. not going to talk on. we're not going to talk thttt— on. we're not going to talk thtttlhttt— on. we're not going to talk about-half-bbc- on. we're not going to talk about half bbc covered on. we're not going to talk alenough-ialf bbc covered on. we're not going to talk alenough-ialf b \ tt.

good reason we don't want to jump good reason we don't want to jump to conclusions. there's lots scenes lots of people behind the scenes trying we trying to do a good job. but we do establishment do know the establishment has sided radical sided with with the radical trans women on trans movement over women on this as you say , the this issue. so, as you say, the fact that and duffield are fact that kate and duffield are coming , miriam cates, coming together, miriam cates, pretty coming together, miriam cates, pretwouldn't they would coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. they would coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. it 1ey would coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. it shows uld coming together, miriam cates, pretwtogether. it shows how come together. so it shows how important and important it is. and the establishment thrown establishment has sort of thrown women under the you know, women under the bus, you know, and here with and now they're out here with the cancelled with the straight white men just toughing it out. and is appalling. i mean, and it is appalling. i mean, there bias we saw from the there is a bias we saw from the james clayton interview with elon we all know elon musk, the bbc, we all know is or as impartial is not impartial or as impartial as be. and so i do as it should be. and so i do think this is questionable. maybe for this, maybe there's a reason for this, but strange that but it does seem strange that they would ignore big they would ignore such a big i wish they would cover, though, because yu because it's a complex cindy yu station. and think a lot of station. and i think a lot of teeth— station. and i think a lot of teeth-mew— station. and i think a lot of. people-view-and people who view the news andi news _confused news programmes are confused thttt— news programmes are confused thttt whtt-e— news programmes are confused about what's going around about what's going on around them —hettmel them because it's become such a hmmethtte— them because it's become such a immediate dogbone and you know , immediate dogbone and you know, theee— immediate dogbone and you know, these competitors— immediate dogbone and you know, these competitors ,_ immediate dogbone and you know, these competitors , at least the these competitors, at least the mett— these competitors, at least the ehttt, theee— these competitors, at least the sport, these trans— these competitors, at least the sport, these trans athletes, are ttttwet— sport, these trans athletes, are ttttwet te— sport, these trans athletes, are allowed to compete in whatever getter— allowed to compete in whatever gender teeth— allowed to compete in whatever gender group that— allowed to compete in whatever gender group that they'd like, not compete, — gender group that they'd like, not compete, sorry, practise thhe— not compete, sorry, practise thhe h— not compete, sorry, practise this in whatever— not compete, sorry, practise this in whatever gender group they— this in whatever gender group they the. — this in whatever gender group they the. they— this in whatever gender group

they like. they they're allowed to .— they like. they they're allowed to , ytt— they like. they they're allowed to , yet thew,— they like. they they're allowed to , you know, compete without to, you know, compete without ttmhethhe— to, you know, compete without competing officially. md to, you know, compete without competing officially. 3g competing officially. right. so they— competing officially. right. so they ton-t— competing officially. right. so they don't get to enter the race, but they get to turn up and exactly so there's that that's one thing that does seem fair to me that seems all right the athletes themselves are comfortable with it. the competitors are f e the competitors are comfortable comfortable with it. the- competitors are comfortable . competitors are comfortable. thet— competitors are comfortable. hm hm— competitors are comfortable. then with all— competitors are comfortable. then with all those- competitors are comfortable. then with all those women, be happy with a woman like in happy with a woman like me in the rooms. no. happy with a woman like me in the rooms . no. and the changing rooms. no. and that's something— the changing rooms. no. and that's something that- ht.“3“tg “g no. and that's something that needs (“3“g “g no. and that's something that needs to be that's something that needs to he thetteeet— that's something that needs to be discussed and— that's something that needs to be discussed and cleared . yeah. be discussed and cleared. yeah. vet— be discussed and cleared. yeah. you thew,— be discussed and cleared. yeah. yet they, thet— be discussed and cleared. yeah. you know, and i've— be discussed and cleared. yeah. you know, and i've seen it's tummy— you know, and i've seen it's tummy ytt— you know, and i've seen it's tummy yet ety— you know, and i've seen it's funny you say, because i was at a funny you say, because i was at t teptttmemt— funny you say, because i was at a department store— funny you say, because i was at a department store in oxford chttte— a department store in oxford chttte tttty— a department store in oxford chttte tttty .— a department store in oxford circus today , and the woman who circus today, and the woman who -teehe— circus today, and the woman who was she was running was furious, she was running through— was furious, she was running through the— was furious, she was running through the store with her tttehtet— through the store with her daughter there's through the store with her- daughter-there'slman daughter saying there's a man in the—ht- the changing rooms. and it was a petite— the changing rooms. and it was a hethte—tmthtte- the changing rooms. and it was a people anxious about people were really anxious about it, people were really anxious about ht, thehte — people were really anxious about it, right? yeah.— people were really anxious about it, right? t/t1:3“ f people were really anxious about it, right? / f it, right? yeah. because they didn't appear didn't want to appear transphobic. so there transphobic. exactly so there needs to be you— transphobic. exactly so there needs to be you know,- ti. xeqcc�*j so there needs to be you know, i don't the— needs to be you know, i don't see the problem— needs to be you know, i don't see the problem with doing a tender— see the problem with doing a gender neutral,— see the problem with doing a gender neutral, changing rooms. i gender neutral, changing rooms. h tom-t— gender neutral, changing rooms. h ttm-t eee— gender neutral, changing rooms. h ttm-t t— gender neutral, changing rooms. i don't see a problem with that at i don't see a problem with that tt-wett.— i don't see a problem with that tt-htett. h— i don't see a problem with that at-well, i guess- i don't see a problem with that at-well, i guesslguessl at all. well, i guess i guess the problem these, the problem is, i mean, these, you know, gendered changing rooms gendered spaces rooms exist and gendered spaces exist historically men exist because historically men have been pretty terrible to women. and, you know, nick,

nicole taylor, you given half a chance he will be straight on to their legs . right. as his their legs. right. so, as his name implies , we literally had name implies, we literally had to laws make illegal. to pass laws to make illegal. that's how bad men are. we were literally having sex with labradors. and there's some. yeah , yeah. it's very similar. yeah, yeah. it's very similar. women need safe spaces for men because men are dangerous and men need safe spaces for women. because annoying. it's because women are annoying. it's works for the system which is why you'll die alone. and i just think why you'll die alone. and i just thhmt thtt— why you'll die alone. and i just thhmt thtt t— why you'll die alone. and i just think that a gender— a t: h: and i just think that a gender neutral fine whth— think that a gender neutral fine whthl— think that a gender neutral fine whthl. a— think that a gender neutral fine whthl. a eemtet— think that a gender neutral fine with . a gender neutral with it. a gender neutral tthtet— with it. a gender neutral toilet, instance , like there toilet, for instance, like there is toilet, for instance, like there he-httt.— toilet, for instance, like there he-htttlet- toilet, for instance, like there he-htttlet te- toilet, for instance, like there he-htttlet to t- toilet, for instance, like there is-poollgo to a i- toilet, for instance, like there is pool. go to a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a pool. go to a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a private ol. go to a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a private catholico a i swim toilet, for instance, like there is a private catholic university at a private catholic university in at a private catholic university hm stm— at a private catholic university in san francisco— at a private catholic university in san francisco there in san francisco when i'm there tht— in san francisco when i'm there thtt-tht— in san francisco when i'm there tmt-tmt et— in san francisco when i'm there and-and of all— in san francisco when i'm there and and of all places, and they and of all places, there— and they and of all places, thete te— and they and of all places, there are gender neutral toilet theht— there are gender neutral toilet theht th— there are gender neutral toilet theht tn the— there are gender neutral toilet right on the right, on the httttttm — right on the right, on the platform right on the right, on the plat is m no right on the right, on the plat is bothered no right on the right, on the plat is bothered by. no right on the right, on the platis bothered by. yeah. no right on the right, on the platis bothered by. yeah. and no right on the right, on the platis bothered by. yeah. and it) one is bothered by. yeah. and it ettee— one is bothered by. yeah. and it ettee t— one is bothered by. yeah. and it solves a problem. _ one is bothered by. yeah. and it solves a problem. �*ft�*tzge 5:3 1“ one is bothered by. yeah. and it solves a problem. �*ft�*tzge solves a problem. well yeah, but you maybe you don't. you don't. maybe maybe bothered maybe some people are bothered so to that place. so they don't go to that place. anyway, this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro mc. this section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro mc. yeah section so they don't go to that place. anyvtthe metro mc. yeah the :ion with the metro mc. yeah the metro. ellen, have a problem metro. ellen, we have a problem . shttex— metro. ellen, we have a problem . settex-th— metro. ellen, we have a problem . spacex-up after- ellen, we have a problem . spacex up after lift—off . spacex blows up after lift—off tht— . spacex blows up after lift—off tmt they-te— . spacex blows up after lift—off and they're saying— . spacex blows up after lift—off and they're saying this is a homem— and they're saying this is a htthtem hut— and they're saying this is a problem, but musk being a bit of a problem, but musk being a bit of t teeemt— problem, but musk being a bit of t teeemt he— problem, but musk being a bit of a legend is owning— problem, but musk being a bit of a legend is owning it and he het— a legend is owning it and he htet etye— a legend is owning it and he htet etye th— a legend is owning it and he just says on twitter, congrats

shttex— just says on twitter, congrats shteex tetm — just says on twitter, congrats spacex team on— just says on twitter, congrats spacex team on an exciting test tttmth— spacex team on an exciting test tttmth et— spacex team on an exciting test launch of starship_ spacex team on an exciting test launch of starship learned a lot for launch of starship learned a lot ttt mett— launch of starship learned a lot her next teet— launch of starship learned a lot for next test launch in a few mtmthe— for next test launch in a few mtmthe .— for next test launch in a few mtmthe . st— for next test launch in a few months . so when for next test launch in a few months. so when you're at musk teyet— months. so when you're at musk teyet thete, — months. so when you're at musk level there, we— months. so when you're at musk level there, we go. _ months. so when you're at musk level there, we go. we see level there, we go. we can see all level there, we go. we can see ttt thtt— level there, we go. we can see all that-look- level there, we go. we can see all that-look at- level there, we go. we can seei all that-look at.that all that money. look at all that theme— cheering because when you're at mtet— musk level, this is just an ethemmemt.— musk level, this is just an. experiment-yeah, experiment. they said, yeah, we tetmet—etme- learned a lot. and some of his assistant, came the assistant, a woman, came on the radio bbc and said, radio and said on bbc and said, oh, it past the oh, if you make it past the launch pad, everything is launch pad, everything else is icing. insane . icing. yeah, that's insane. that's they're testing it out. the— that's they're testing it out. the-ytt- that's they're testing it out. the-yet teet- that's they're testing it out. it's-you test out. it's like when you test out new mttemtt— it's like when you test out new material comedian, like material as a comedian, like a lot material as a comedian, like a tot-theee— material as a comedian, like a tot-httwe th— material as a comedian, like a lot-blows up on- material as a comedian, like a lot blows up on the launch lot of it blows up on the launch the— like his material that the jokes he tethe— like his material that the jokes he tette . — like his material that the jokes he tells. well,— like his material that the jokes he tells . well, i'm- like his material that the jokes he tells. �*ft�*tzge like his material that the jokes he tells . �*ft�*tzge c o he tells. well, i'm not the ceo . my dog is hello anybody out there ? he's like, what? he said there? he's like, what? he said to the bbc, you lied— there? he's like, what? he said to the bbc, you lied .- there? he's like, what? he said to the bbc, you lied . you- ”t1:?’ t1: e , he said to the bbc, you lied . you just to the bbc, you lied. you just them— to the bbc, you lied. you just thet. thtt— to the bbc, you lied. you just lied. that was— to the bbc, you lied. you just lied. that was good. t1: lied. that was good. he's so funny.— lied. that was good. he's so funny vthee— lied. that was good. he's so funny. voice the least funny person on earth. but he's tthheyet— person on earth. but he's tthheyet t— person on earth. but he's achieved a lot.- person on earth. but he's achieved a lot. i- 1“ t1:t1“ but he's achieved a lot. i mean, what ttmehtmet— achieved a lot. i mean, what comedians created electric comedians have created electric tht— comedians have created electric tmt eemt— comedians have created electric cars and sent rockets into ethte — cars and sent rockets into space. youtube - cars and sent rockets into space. youtube created this network. — space. youtube created this network. .at- space. youtube created this network. - at you - space. youtube created this network. gts network. look at you guys. you've right you've created a lot right here. right? people right? right. and people tttttehee— right? right. and people criticise him.— 3g“7’ 3g“ and people criticise him. people 3g“7 3g“ and people criticise him. people criticise htm—the- criticise him. people criticisei him._the money. him. they see all the money. hee— him. they see all the money. he-e—meheet- he's the world's richest man. he ttttt— he's the world's richest man. he ttttt ethe— he's the world's richest man. he could solve-hunger.- could solve world hunger. we've epemt— could solve world hunger. we've epemt-ht-e— could solve world hunger. we've ehemt. -ht-e th— could solve world hunger. we've spent. it's $17 trillion spent. i think it's $17 trillion mytho— spent. i think it's $17 trillion ttyhmo te— spent. i think it's $17 trillion trying to eradicate poverty and it's trying to eradicate poverty and the ethtt— trying to eradicate poverty and it's still there— trying to eradicate poverty and it's still there and you're ethtt— it's still there and you're ethtt hungry,— it's still there and you're still hungry, right? some people

ttm-t— still hungry, right? some people ttm-t he— still hungry, right? some people can't be helped— still hungry, right? some people can't be helped no matter how much—them- much money you give them to ehemt—. - much money you give them to ehemt—. eth- much money you give them toi spend_. god forbid much money you give them to. spend_. god forbid he spend on scratch. god forbid he spread people spread his wealth amongst people that it. you're right. you that need it. you're right. you are right. make more rockets are so right. make more rockets blow up the planet. do it. yeah. working on it. yeah. okay. we're working on it. the-te— yeah. okay. we're working on it. were—ht.— yeah. okay. we're working on it. were—ht. tt-e- yeah. okay. we're working on it. were—ht. the 90- we're working on it. it's go tmyyty. — we're working on it. it's go tmyyty. -ht- we're working on it. it's go tmyyty. -ht tet- we're working on it. it's go anyway. it for part one. anyway. that's it for part one. ctmhmo— anyway. that's it for part one. ctmhmo-hth— anyway. that's it for part one. coming part we've coming up in part two, we've got htteehtm— coming up in part two, we've got htteehtm-tte— coming up in part two, we've got russian-ads, angry- coming up in part two, we've got russian ads, angry anti russian army ads, angry anti ttytthete— russian army ads, angry anti ttytthete tht— russian army ads, angry anti royalists and animal protesters oetthme— royalists and animal protesters oetthmo hettem— royalists and animal protesters getting beaten up. it's like stttttty— getting beaten up. it's like saturday night— getting beaten up. it's like saturday night round my place. see— saturday night round my place. see ytt— saturday night round my place. see you hm— saturday night round my place. see you hm t— saturday night round my place. see you in a couple of minutes .

you're listening to gb news tttht— you're listening to gb news tttht ehtw— you're listening to gb news tttht ehtw .— you're listening to gb news radio show . _ you're listening to gb news radio show . f f radio show. welcome back to headliners . radio show. welcome back to headliners. i'm leo cross. i'm going through tomorrow's newspapers with scott capurro and nick dixon, two top comedians. but let's get back into the news stories . the into the news stories. the telegraph reveals that the kremlin have released an ad to get people to join the army, but there are no black people, trans people gays . they sure do people or gays. they sure do things differently in russia .

things differently in russia. scott they do. apparently men are scott they do. apparently men tmty— scott they do. apparently men tmty teth— scott they do. apparently men are only real-in- scott they do. apparently men are only real in russia if are only real men in russia if they— are only real men in russia if they thtt— are only real men in russia if they kill their— are only real men in russia if they kill their relatives hetttee— they kill their relatives because putin has said, look, y-e— because putin has said, look, ye ott— because putin has said, look, ye ott te— because putin has said, look, ye get to 90— because putin has said, look, you've got to go kill some ukrainians— you've got to go kill some. ukrainians—you're ukrainians if you think you're a teth— ukrainians if you think you're a tett-et— ukrainians if you think you're a real-so they're- ukrainians if you think you're a real so they're running real guy and so they're running the— real guy and so they're running the hetttee— real guy and so they're running ads because of— real guy and so they're running ads because of the clip which thet— ads because of the clip which aired .wednesday- ads because of the clip which aired wednesday night, is the aired on wednesday night, is the thet— aired on wednesday night, is the thtet thme— aired on wednesday night, is the first time the _ aired on wednesday night, is the first time the kremlin has turned— first time the kremlin has ttmet te— first time the kremlin has turned to television to boost the— turned to television to boost the-thet— turned to television to boost the their battered army. the size of their battered army. amt— the size of their battered army. amt t— the size of their battered army. amt t-the— the size of their battered army. amt t-the tt- the size of their battered army. amt t-the tt .- the size of their battered army. and i-the ad, it's- and i watched the ad, it's petty— and i watched the ad, it's pretty hot. — and i watched the ad, it's pretty hot. t1:”t1: 3t: and i watched the ad, it's- pretty hot. here's the ad here. three pretty hot. here's the ad here. hhtee etye. — pretty hot. here's the ad here. three guys. yeah.— pretty hot. here's the ad here. three guys. yeah. first,- pretty hot. t1:”t1: 3t: “t1:”t1: three guys. yeah. first, there's yeth— three guys. yeah. first, there's yeth, there-e— three guys. yeah. first, there's yeth, thete-e t— three guys. yeah. first, there's yeah, there's a store security eeetmty— yeah, there's a store security eeetmty oty. — yeah, there's a store security security guy. yeah who's all home— security guy. yeah who's all home the— security guy. yeah who's all right? the trainer, though. hi hi. right? the trainer, though. hi ht. eth— right? the trainer, though. hi ht. ctm t— right? the trainer, though. hi ht. ctm t tetm— right? the trainer, though. hi hi. can i join that battalion in tht— hi. can i join that battalion in tmt them— hi. can i join that battalion in and then there's— hi. can i join that battalion in and then there's this guy who's and then there's this guy who's t tttt — and then there's this guy who's t tttt thet— and then there's this guy who's a taxi driver who's— and then there's this guy who's a taxi driver who's also. yeah hee— a taxi driver who's also. yeah me pretty— a taxi driver who's also. yeah me pretty good-— a taxi driver who's also. yeah he's pretty good. and she's paying— he's pretty good. and she's htyhmo hhm — he's pretty good. and she's paying him money because he's hot.— paying him money because he's htt. he-e— paying him money because he's hot. he's taking.— paying him money because he's hot. he's taking. when i started httthhme— hot. he's taking. when i started httthhme thhe— hot. he's taking. when i started watching this advert the first thme— watching this advert the first thmelthttoht— watching this advert the first time, thought was like an time, i thought it was like an ttyett— time, i thought it was like an ttyett tet— time, i thought it was like an advert for ptsd_ time, i thought it was like an advert for ptsd treatment or etmethhmo. — advert for ptsd treatment or something. you know, people standing supermarket standing in the supermarket having flashback. then they're having a flashback. then they're in yeah, they in their uniform. yeah, they rather in their uniform. yeah, they ttthet—thhtel in their uniform. yeah, they- rather_ apple, they'd rather than buy an apple, they'd ttthet—amt- rather kill somebody. and it thtt— rather kill somebody. and it will-treatment- rather kill somebody. and it will treatment as rather kill somebody. and it- will-treatment as soon will be ptsd treatment as soon hetttee— will be ptsd treatment as soon hetttee-etye— will be ptsd treatment as soon because-guys are - will be ptsd treatment as soon because guys are going to

because these guys are going to two because these guys are going to the th— because these guys are going to the tt them— because these guys are going to two of them are— because these guys are going to two of them are actors. the ttthmet— two of them are actors. the ttthmet he— two of them are actors. the ttthmet he t— two of them are actors. the trainer is a real— two of them are actors. the trainer is a real trainer, but hee— trainer is a real trainer, but me met— trainer is a real trainer, but me not tttm — trainer is a real trainer, but he's not from russia and i can't remember where— he's not from russia and i can't remember where he's from near tteeht— remember where he's from near htteeht .— remember where he's from near htteeht . amt— remember where he's from near russia . and-didn't- remember where he's from near russia . and didn't mention russia. and they didn't mention the key— russia. and they didn't mention the key pthmt— russia. and they didn't mention the key pthmt hm— russia. and they didn't mention the key point in those commercials- the key point in those commercials is a big mistake , commercials is a big mistake, whhth— commercials is a big mistake, whhth he— commercials is a big mistake, which is-those- commercials is a big mistake, which is those soldiers which is that those soldiers mo,— which is that those soldiers earn £200, a— which is that those soldiers earn £200, a 2000 a month, two hm— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two hm ethy— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two t-m etmy, zooo— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two t-m etmy, 2000 t— earn £200, a 2000 a month, two i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, whhth— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, whhth he— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, whhth he t— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, which is a lot— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, which is a lot of— i'm sorry, 2000 a month in, which is a lot of money in htteeht— which is a lot of money in htteeht. a— which is a lot of money in russia. a lot— which is a lot of money in russia. a lot of- which is a lot of money in russia. a lot of money, eepethttty— russia. a lot of money, especially if- russia. a lot of money, especially if they're being ethe— especially if they're being htht, whhth— especially if they're being paid, which they haven't been yet.— paid, which they haven't been yet—why- paid, which they haven't been yet—why the| yet. but they that's why the tethe— yet. but they that's why the ttttpe temt— yet. but they that's why the troops aren't being paid. that's a troops aren't being paid. that's t-htthtem.— troops aren't being paid. that's a-problem. right- troops aren't being paid. that's a problem. right really? a real problem. right really? so, a real problem. right really? sot—99t- a real problem. right really? set—get hthtl a real problem. right really?| so,_get paid, it's so, yeah, if they get paid, it's worth— so, yeah, if they get paid, it's hthh-oteee. — so, yeah, if they get paid, it's worth guess. killing worth it, i guess. killing petite— worth it, i guess. killing peoplelthem- worth it, i guess. killing people them and the trouble people to them and the trouble whth— people to them and the trouble with-russian- people to them and the trouble with-russian ,- people to them and the trouble with-russian , i- people to them and the trouble with russian , i mean, with being a russian, i mean, y-e— with being a russian, i mean, yet-tenet— with being a russian, i mean, yet-te-tt eemt— with being a russian, i mean, you're of sent with with you're sort of sent with with pett— you're sort of sent with with peer etthhmemt— you're sort of sent with with poor equipment to the front line where— poor equipment to the front line where-them— poor equipment to the front line where-them-hy- poor equipment to the front line where then by western where you then killed by western teehmtttoy— where you then killed by western tethmtttoy. — where you then killed by western technology . yeah,— where you then killed by western technology . t/t1:3 1“ 5:31“ 5:31“ technology. yeah, yeah, yeah. so you're sent into a meat grinder? technology. yeah, yeah, yeah. so you're much nto a meat grinder? technology. yeah, yeah, yeah. so you're much prettyneat grinder? technology. yeah, yeah, yeah. so you're much pretty much.rinder? technology. yeah, yeah, yeah. so you're much pretty much. and r? technology. yeah, yeah, yeah. so you're much pretty much. and the pretty much pretty much. and the russian winter offensive? pretty much failed to materialise. they nearly took bakhmut, which is a i think it's the 34th largest town in ukraine. i thought that it town in ukraine. i thought that ht wte— town in ukraine. i thought that it was russian— 1“ i thought that it was russian occupied. now, is it was russian occupied. now, is ht mete — it was russian occupied. now, is ht mete wet.— it was russian occupied. now, is it not? not. not— it was russian occupied. now, is it not? \tt1:t \tt1:t ti1:t1“ it not? not. not completely. kherson is, though, right? so no, i can't. i can't remember.

but so the russian winter offensive didn't really do anything. but now ukraine is preparing for its spring offensive and the russians are, too, with these ads. yeah , well, too, with these ads. yeah, well, they're too, with these ads. yeah, well, they-te t— too, with these ads. yeah, well, they-te t thhmt— too, with these ads. yeah, well, they're i think they're- 3t:~;: yeah, well, they're i think they're just preparing— they're i think they're just htehtmmo te— they're i think they're just preparing to sort of try and hott— preparing to sort of try and httt th— preparing to sort of try and httt om te— preparing to sort of try and hold on to they've got. hold on to what they've got. em — hold on to what they've got. teth-yeth. — hold on to what they've got. teth-yeth. t- hold on to what they've got. yeah,-yeah. i mean,. hold on to what they've got. / i mean, the hold on to what they've got. - yeah,-yeah. i mean, the ad yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean, the ad teeth— itself, the symptoms it identifies— itself, the symptoms it identifies correct . it's identifies are correct. it's young— identifies are correct. it's yttme—tweel identifies are correct. it'si young—lives of identifies are correct. it's- young_lives of sort young men living lives of sort of young men living lives of sort tt mt— young men living lives of sort of no meaning.— young men living lives of sort of no meaning. stacking of no meaning. they're stacking ehetwee— of no meaning. they're stacking shelvesithey're _ of no meaning. they're stacking shelves they're driving shelves, they're driving taxis, tht— shelves, they're driving taxis, tmt-htwe— shelves, they're driving taxis, tmt-htwe t— shelves, they're driving taxis, and have a yearning to do and they have a yearning to do —eetye , he- and they have a yearning to do more._says , is thisj more. and the ad says, is this the— more. and the ad says, is this the-defender- more. and the ad says, is this the-defender you- more. and the ad says, is this the defender you dreamt more. and the ad says, is this th

your view on this. leo i'll try a is more objective, yeah your view on this. leo i'll try a is ithez objective, yeah your view on this. leo i'll try a is ithe association yeah your view on this. leo i'll try ais ithe association of yeah . is this the association of school college set school and college leaders set to ballot for to hold formal ballot for national strike action in england the first in england for the first time in history? course i do history? and of course i do sympathise working sympathise with hard working people but no, people and teachers, but no, they do work hard. of course i sympathise. three hours. i sympathise. three hours. i sympathise , but i do find it sympathise, but i do find it quite alien strikes because of course private course i've been in the private world i've been world and then i've been self—employed. so you want to self—employed. so if you want to strike as a self—employed person, hard. mean, person, it's quite hard. i mean, your tyrannical . it's your boss is tyrannical. it's you, harassing you, you know, harassing yourself night, you yourself all night, going you could content . could be posting more content. you know, it's so i don't you know, it's 3 am. so i don't really relate to strikes that much. they're about much. but they're talking about a the erosion of a funding crisis, the erosion of teacher leader, and teacher and leader, pay and conditions, staff shortages. i mean, only that mean, the only thing that bothers the bothers me a little bit is the left general. they were pro left in general. they were pro lockdowns. you know, they're pro they're sort of pro energy restrictions and all these things that make our lives harder make , you know, harder and make, you know, inflation happen, like lockdowns and so on. they say, and so on. but then they say, well, on my wage isn't well, hang on my wage isn't competing. well, of it's competing. well, of course it's not. some isn't competing. well, of course it's not. somethingsome isn't competing. well, of course it's not. something inne isn't competing. well, of course it's not. something in that? yeah. i there something in that? yeah. i mean, scott, as comedians,- “g 1“ “c7 yeah. i mean, scott, as comedians, we're the— mean, scott, as comedians, we're we're the ultimate— mean, scott, as comedians, we're we're the ultimate sort of thatcherite _ we're the ultimate sort of

thatcherite self self—sustaining mtetemetehwe— thatcherite self self—sustaining entrepreneurs. i— thatcherite self self—sustaining entrepreneurs. i mean, what do ytt— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you thhmt— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you thhmt et— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you think of these— entrepreneurs. i mean, what do you think of these strikes ? you think of these strikes? i thmt— you think of these strikes? i thmt ytt— you think of these strikes? i think you should— you think of these strikes? i think you should strike- you think of these strikes? i think you should strike more, more often, more . for one thing, more often, more. for one thing, i think you should keep the kids off the streets the kids off the streets because the kids in neighbourhood are in my neighbourhood are monsters. they're at monsters. so the more they're at home being you know, looked over by overbearing parents staring down at them, keeping them in check. the problem is teachers can't touch the kids right ? am can't touch the kids right? am i right? they can't hit. what do you mean you can't spank them? look. right. you know what? shut me up. when i was a kid, my mom hit with i'm hit me over the head with i'm glad that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant and that. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant and it'sit. well, hit me over the head with i'm gladi meant and it's stillall, yes, i meant and it's still quite but it's not quite a bad point, but it's not as bad as the way we're to as bad as the way we're going to thinking years. thinking about five years. teachers will be allowed to touch— teachers will be allowed to touch - hopefully. teachers will be allowed to touch hopefully they touch the kids. hopefully they ethtt— touch the kids. hopefully they ethtt wtm-t— touch the kids. hopefully they still won't hit— touch the kids. hopefully they still won't hit them . they won't still won't hit them. they won't be still won't hit them. they won't he-tt— still won't hit them. they won't he-tt hht— still won't hit them. they won't be -to hit them.— still won't hit them. they won't be to hit them. that god still won't hit them. they won't be blushest them. that god still won't hit them. they won't be blushes anymore,iat god still won't hit them. they won't be blushes anymore, iit god still won't hit them. they won't be blushes anymore, i mean, who blushes anymore, i mean, hththet— who blushes anymore, i mean, hunched—thtt- who blushes anymore, i mean, punched—kids getl who blushes anymore, i mean,- punched_kids get away punched them. the kids get away with school. that's with murder at school. that's why are disaster. why the schools are a disaster. you think striking is you know, i think striking is better. maybe you know, if the kids away school, kids are away from school, they'll to miss it. yeah. they'll start to miss it. yeah. you , and then voluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback , and then voluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to and then voluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to schoolen voluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to school and oluntarily they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to school and behave .y they'll start to miss it. yeah. yotback to school and behave a go back to school and behave a little bit. god, it's so weird. when i was a kid, man, if you

had long time but had your a long time ago, but you the you had your elbows on the table, throw the teacher table, they'd throw the teacher was throw stuff at was allowed to throw stuff at you. and at some point you. yeah. and at some point sometimes. well yeah , that, sometimes. well yeah, that, that. but at some point the coach would come in from the basketball team and take a kid out of the room. you knew if out of the room. and you knew if you doing that he was taking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand] that he was taking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand knockingwas taking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand knocking himtaking the out of the room. and you knew if you tand knocking him around.ie out of the room. and you knew if you tanthimtcking him around.ie out of the room. and you knew if you tanthim up ng him around.ie beating him up a little. oh really? sending really? yeah. and sending him back simpler back to the. we all knew simpler times. , so much better. times. i mean, so much better. yeah. some people look better with i'm just with a black eye. i'm just saying it's not what takes to saying it's not what it takes to get then that's get you to read. then that's what it takes. i don't know. yeah, yeah. i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you yeah. i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you ki'iow,�*i. i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you know, so i do feel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you know, so manyeel what it takes. i don't know. yeah,you know, so many people, that, you know, so many people, thttetemt— different parts of the public eettt— different parts of the public sector _ strike. i different parts of the public. sector—strike. and sector are going on strike. and i sector are going on strike. and t thhmt— sector are going on strike. and tthhmt-them- sector are going on strike. and i think-them us- sector are going on strike. and i think them us doctors. i think some of them us doctors. vee- — i think some of them us doctors. vee- -ytw— i think some of them us doctors. yes.-you, nurses.- i think some of them us doctors. yes. you, nurses. yes, yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we— yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we-ytt— yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we-ytt .— yes. we need you, nurses. yes, we you . firefighters? yes. we need you. firefighters? yes. vet— we need you. firefighters? yes. vet thew,— we need you. firefighters? yes. vet thew, ht— we need you. firefighters? yes. you know, if your— we need you. firefighters? yes. you know, if your house is on tie,— you know, if your house is on the, we— you know, if your house is on the, we meet— you know, if your house is on fire, we need you— you know, if your house is on fire, we need you .- you know, if your house is on fire, we need you . you don't if fire, we need you. you don't if yew— fire, we need you. you don't if yew hetee— fire, we need you. you don't if your house isn't— fire, we need you. you don't if your house isn't on but, your house isn't on fire. but, you— your house isn't on fire. but, yet—heme- your house isn't on fire. but,| yet—heteelem you know, if your house is on tie,— you know, if your house is on the-went— you know, if your house is on the-went t- you know, if your house is on fire,-want a good- fire, do you want a good tttemttt— fire, do you want a good- calendar—there's calendar christmas. but there's ether—thtt- calendar christmas. but there's other civil servants other people like civil servants tht— other people like civil servants and-councils— other people like civil servants and-councils ,_ other people like civil servants and councils , staff, and and local councils, staff, and we te— and local councils, staff, and we can do without. that's what hm — we can do without. that's what t-m etyhmo. — we can do without. that's what t-m etyhmo. eemt— we can do without. that's what i'm saying. going to- we can do without. that's what i'm saying. ct1it “g i'm saying. going to even notice. and teachers made the big of with big mistake of going with lockdowns then lockdowns, right? and then we realise, job. can realise, oh, got yourjob. can just yeah.

just be done on youtube. yeah. yeah. yeah yeah, yeah. it's over. yeah yeah, yeah. cocomelon take it yeah. cocomelon can take it over.-we've-the| over. anyway, we've got the teteotteh— over. anyway, we've got the telegraph - and - over. anyway, we've got the telegraph and the royal telegraph now and the royal ttmhty— telegraph now and the royal ttmhty-mteh- telegraph now and the royal family-much for- telegraph now and the royal family much for us. they family do so much for us. they eeemet— family do so much for us. they opened supermarkets , they appear opened supermarkets, they appear on opened supermarkets, they appear em—ewetyhety-el on stamps, but not everybody's happy— on stamps, but not everybody's hteey whth— on stamps, but not everybody's hteey whth them.— on stamps, but not everybody's happy with them. scott apparently— happy with them. scott apparently the republicans are thtettemhme— apparently the republicans are threatening cornish and protests threatening corniin and protests the threatening cornish and protests the anti—monarchy group the teethttttme— the anti—monarchy group the republicans is— the anti—monarchy group the republicans is saying that they went— republicans is saying that they went te— republicans is saying that they want to disrupt— republicans is saying that they want to disrupt the crowning of king— want to disrupt the crowning of king chtttee— want to disrupt the crowning of king chtttee hy— want to disrupt the crowning of king charles by carrying out teete— king charles by carrying out large demonstrations . ' “t: c large demonstrations. and it's teeny— large demonstrations. and it's funny because they interviewed one of the guys, and his is one of the guys, and his name is mr smith, says in terms mr smith, and he says in terms of plans, going do of plans, we're going to do something . we got to talk . there something. we got to talk. there needs to be hugs. we haven't really planned anything in particular. we're going to get there they think there early and they think early is that's not is like 6:30 am. that's not early. early in the before early. early in the day before you yeah no, for you lazy. yeah no, for coronation. you've got to you lazy. yeah no, for cor(there n. you've got to you lazy. yeah no, for cor(there like you've got to you lazy. yeah no, for cor(there like daysou've got to you lazy. yeah no, for cor(there like days and; got to you lazy. yeah no, for cor(there like days and they to get there like days and they know they can't because the police hose them . police will come and hose them. so going try to get police will come and hose them. so like going try to get police will come and hose them. so like goina try to get police will come and hose them. so like goina bitry to get police will come and hose them. so like goina bit ofto get police will come and hose them. so like goin a bit of tea et police will come and hose them. so like goina bit of tea ,t there like 630. a bit of tea, you know, wake and then you know, wake up and then you're not our the thing you're not our king. the thing is, your king. and. and is, he is your king. and. and when they say that , i just when they say that, i just think, shouldn't be. we think, well, we shouldn't be. we don't a king. not just you.

don't want a king. not just you. we're we don't want a king at all. yeah. so really, this is the wrong thing for them to protest, want protest, isn't it? yeah. i want i prince protest, isn't it? yeah. i want i-prince andrew's- protest, isn't it? yeah. i want i-prince andrew's king.| i want prince andrew's king. heth. — i want prince andrew's king. yeah. .surprised- i want prince andrew's king. yeah. .surprised me- i want prince andrew's king. yeah. i want prince andrew's king. - yeah. .surprised me that this yeah. it surprised me that this is the thing you think is is the thing that you think is the . you want the big issue. you want to protest country. you protest in the country. you know, we've got illegal immigration, out—of—control housing crisis, cost living, housing crisis, cost of living, inflation. you're like, i'll tell you what, it's guy with tell you what, it's the guy with no who's a sort of no real power who's a sort of ceremonial role. that's bothering me. i mean, the royal family, be honest, are family, let's be honest, are destroying themselves anyway. they should be protesting against harry, not writing another only another book. that's the only thing they should do. it goes without harry we demand without house. harry we demand to see book. i miss this, mom. i the— to see book. i miss this, mom. i the the— to see book. i miss this, mom. i the the teeth — to see book. i miss this, mom. i like the book. but— i miss this, mom. i like the book. but yeah, you thew,— like the book. but yeah, you thew-th— like the book. but yeah, you know,-an odd- like the book. but yeah, you know, an odd thing to know, it is an odd thing to eteteet. — know, it is an odd thing to protest. ithink— know, it is an odd thing to protest. think it's 1.8 protest. i think it's the 1.8 then— protest. i think it's the 1.8 trillion-it's- protest. i think it's the 1.8 trillion- it's just- protest. i think it's the 1.8 trillion it's just they trillion that's. it's just they temt— trillion that's. it's just they tem-t thte — trillion that's. it's just they don't like .and- trillion that's. it's just they don't like and yeah you just don't like it. and yeah you just tttet— don't like it. and yeah you just tttet t— don't like it. and yeah you just added a there's— don't like it. and yeah you just added a there's that but does added a there's that but it does metm-eehme— added a there's that but it does mean going they're mean they're going to they're going—going- mean they're going to they're going—going toi mean they're going to they're. going—going to 90 going to so they're going to go theme— going to so they're going to go theme-the— going to so they're going to go along the coronation parade going to so they're going to go alonstandhe coronation parade going to so they're going to go alonstandhe corand ion parade going to so they're going to go alonstandhe corand they'reide and stand there and they're going— and stand there and they'rei eehe—whth going to wear yellow, which teettemtty— apparently is a republican teewt— apparently is a republican teewt. — apparently is a republican colour. it's— apparently is a republican colour. it's also- apparently is a republican colour . c ch:3 1“ apparently is a republican colour . c «tilt? 1“ 1“ colour. it's also yeah i mean it's a kind of week colour. yeah. think in yeah. you know, i think in france depose france, if they try to depose their monarchs wearing yellow, it wouldn't have worked. but he's around up

he's just around them all up though police just though in it for the police just all yellow ones there all the yellow ones and there might thousand might be like a thousand of them. they'll drowned them. they'll be drowned out thetoh—hyl them. they'll be drowned out. theteh—hy eee though. yeah. you know, by god the— though. yeah. you know, by god the king- — though. yeah. you know, by god save the king. �*ft�*h:cc though. yeah. you know, by god save the king. �*ft�*ti;cc save the king. well, that's what rishi don't save the king. well, that's what rishidon't have public support. they don't have public support. so it'd be nice so yeah, i mean, it'd be nice for even if you're not a republican. i think it'd nice republican. i think it'd be nice for unite over the for the nation to unite over the coronation a little bit. anyway, we've got telegraph with we've got the telegraph now with some news those grand some good news. those grand national protesters were apparently by police . apparently beaten up by police. nick. yeah, the grand national tethwete— nick. yeah, the grand national activists claim _ nick. yeah, the grand national activists claim they— \t c»? yeah, the grand national activists claim they were brutalised _ activists claim they were brutalised by— activists claim they were brutalised by police during tmeete-he— brutalised by police during arrests. is animal rising, arrests. this is animal rising, whhth— arrests. this is animal rising, whth—t- arrests. this is animal rising, which—a rubbish. which sounds like a rubbish hete— which sounds like a rubbish hmthe temt— which sounds like a rubbish indie band and— which sounds like a rubbish indie band and they say they etttetet— indie band and they say they suffered-bones- indie band and they say they suffered-bones ,- indie band and they say they suffered bones , dog bites suffered broken bones, dog bites and suffered broken bones, dog bites the-eety— suffered broken bones, dog bites and-spray burns.- suffered broken bones, dog bites and spray burns. but the and pepper spray burns. but the tethe— and pepper spray burns. but the eethte htwe— and pepper spray burns. but the eethee htwe yet— and pepper spray burns. but the police have yet to— and pepper spray burns. but the police have yet to receive a tempttht— police have yet to receive a complaint, so— police have yet to receive a complaint, so we don't if complaint, so we don't know if they— complaint, so we don't know ifi they—ehwetety they actually did. and obviously , teeh— they actually did. and obviously , teeh t— they actually did. and obviously ,teeh t eeh-t— they actually did. and obviously , look, i don't love— they actually did. and obviously , look, i don't love police tooteeehem— , look, i don't love police aggression,-i- , look, i don't love police aggression, i was if i aggression, but if i was if i hy— aggression, but if i was if i hy eeme— aggression, but if i was if i was by some kid got hit in the teet— was by some kid got hit in the tech et— was by some kid got hit in the tech et the— was by some kid got hit in the back of the head— was by some kid got hit in the back of the head with one of theee— back of the head with one of those boilers— back of the head with one of those boilers that they wheel ttetmt— those boilers that they wheel ttetmt met— those boilers that they wheel around, not great. and i would ethehttee— around, not great. and i would prioritise,-stop_ around, not great. and i would prioritise, stop and prioritise, just stop oil and all prioritise, just stop oil and ttt—hmtthml prioritise, just stop oil and. all—britain and all those insulate britain and ttthmtthem— all those insulate britain and extinction—think. extinction rebellion. i think they-te—thtmi extinction rebellion. i think| they're—than the they're more hated than the tmtmtt— they're more hated than the animal rising— they're more hated than the animal rising people. but but they-te— animal rising people. but but they-te-httet- animal rising people. but but they're hated and they're all fairly hated and they— they're all fairly hated and they-ethy- they don't really have a cement— they don't really have a

coherent idea- they don't really have a coherent idea rather what they they don't really have a coheibecause rather what they they don't really have a coheibecause there' what they they don't really have a coheibecause there wasit they they don't really have a coheibecause there was a they they don't really have a coheibecause there was a racing want because there was a racing etmtht— want because there was a racing etmtht whe— want because there was a racing etmtht whe wee— want because there was a racing pundit who was saying, okay, we-we-soeoo— pundit who was saying, okay, we've 50,000 thoroughbred we've got 50,000 thoroughbred he — we've got 50,000 thoroughbred horses. _happens- we've got 50,000 thoroughbred horses. happens to them horses. what happens to them the— horses. what happens to them the we— horses. what happens to them after we abolish _ horses. what happens to them after we abolish horse racing? semyt— after we abolish horse racing? semyt wett— after we abolish horse racing? sonya well, there _ after we abolish horse racing? sonya well, there you go. the twe— sonya well, there you go. the twe hemm— sonya well, there you go. the two horses died— sonya well, there you go. the two horses died that day, didn't they? two think it was they? two horses, i think it was three. — they? two horses, i think it was three. -thtt-e— they? two horses, i think it was three. _that's bad. but. c1“t1:«t7’ two horses, i think it was three. it3t: but the three. see, that's bad. but the thme— three. see, that's bad. but the thhmo-ttetmemt- three. see, that's bad. but the thing-argument is- three. see, that's bad. but the thing-argument is far. thing is, the argument is far wette— thing is, the argument is far more would basically die. they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold basically die. they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold bt'of:ally die. they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold bt'of flounder they'd thing is, the argument is far more wtold bt'of flounder ifiey'd be left to sort of flounder if we— be left to sort of flounder if _wehte— be left to sort of flounder if we-have racing- be left to sort of flounder if we have racing run free. we didn't have racing run free. teth— we didn't have racing run free. heth hut— we didn't have racing run free. yeah, but then— we didn't have racing run free. yeah, but then they just kill etch— yeah, but then they just kill etth ethet. — yeah, but then they just kill each other. and- yeah, but then they just kill each other. ' “t: ”h: yeah, but then they just kill each other. “t: each other. and apparently the horses that died because the protesters disrupted the start of the race so they couldn't do the parade so the horses the parade ring. so the horses were anxious nervous and were anxious and nervous and then they made mistakes. so so these protesters, some people are saying they killed these horses. i'm are saying they killed these horses . i'm worried about the horses. i'm worried about the teeteye. — horses. i'm worried about the teeteye. teth— horses. i'm worried about the jockeys. yeah the— i'm worried about the jockeys. yeah the jockeys get hwt— jockeys. yeah the jockeys get hwt te— jockeys. yeah the jockeys get hurt as well. _ jockeys. yeah the jockeys get hurt as well. “t1:«t ”t1: jockeys. yeah the jockeys get hurt as well. “cg ”t1: 3“t1i,t”t1i;,te< ti. hurt as well. they're anorexic. yeah. so they've got brittle bones. we've yeah. so they've got brittle bones . we've got to feed them bones. we've got to feed them thtt-e— bones. we've got to feed them more. that's the— we've got to feed them more. that's the thing. that's whet— more. that's the thing. that's whtt hm— more. that's the thing. that's what i'm protesting. “1:1“ what i'm protesting. then they met— what i'm protesting. then they can't run on the horse. don't can't run on the horse. i don't think we can have a body. positive. size positive. beautiful. at any size jockeys. i whole thing jockeys. i think the whole thing is jockeys. i think the whole thing he—heteee— jockeys. i think the whole thing is_ horses dying,- is a problem. horses dying, anorexic jockeys— is a problem. horses dying, anorexic jockeys . as you know, anorexic jockeys. as you know, eteteetete— anorexic jockeys. as you know, protesters - know- anorexic jockeys. as you know, protesters know really protesters don't know really whet— protesters don't know really whtt they-te— protesters don't know really what they're doing. all what they're doing. it's all a thetetem— what they're doing. it's all a disaster. okay— what they're doing. it's all a disaster. okay �*ft�*h:cc

disaster. okay well, the guardian if you worked guardian now and if you worked for buzzfeed news here are 22 reasons you're going to be down the job tomorrow. number the job centre tomorrow. number 12 change life . nick. 12 will change your life. nick. oh, i've got that one. buzzfeed is oh, i've got that one. buzzfeed he ehttthmo— oh, i've got that one. buzzfeed is shutting down— oh, i've got that one. buzzfeed is shutting down what remains of its is shutting down what remains of hte tweet— is shutting down what remains of its award-news- its award winning news department. - its award winning news department. apparently there's a there— department. apparently there's a there-ettthty— department. apparently there's a there-quality news- department. apparently there's a there quality news feed there are high quality news feed and there are high quality news feed the-tethe— there are high quality news feed and-doing well- there are high quality news feed and-doing well in- there are high quality news feed and doing well in the and they were doing well in the 20 tehe— and they were doing well in the 20 teme they— and they were doing well in the 20 tens they raised millions of heme— 20 tens they raised millions of eetmte tmt— 20 tens they raised millions of pounds and then— 20 tens they raised millions of pounds and then the pandemic hteeemet— pounds and then the pandemic hteeemet .— pounds and then the pandemic happened . they're blaming the happened. they're blaming the etmtemhe— happened. they're blaming the pandemic. they're blaming the tewmttm— pandemic. they're blaming the tewmttm hm— pandemic. they're blaming the downturn in the— pandemic. they're blaming the downturn in the economy. they're httmhme— downturn in the economy. they're httmhme tht— downturn in the economy. they're blaming all sorts— downturn in the economy. they're blaming all sorts things. and blaming all sorts of things. and the tetmtet— blaming all sorts of things. and the founder, peretti , says the founder, mr peretti, says thtt— the founder, mr peretti, says thtt they-we— the founder, mr peretti, says that they've got— the founder, mr peretti, says that they've got a fire. a lot of that they've got a fire. a lot et eeeete— that they've got a fire. a lot of people that's— that they've got a fire. a lot of people that's going to be a ety— of people that's going to be a sour day tomorrow when he knows of people that's going to be a sour goingimorrow when he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to mow when he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. when he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. '“t: n he knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. '“t: 3ccz knows of people that's going to be a sour going to go. 1 c“t1:ows he's going to go. and all the people at buzzfeed news, in fact, favourite quote was it fact, my favourite quote was it says peretti suggested there may not a sustainable business not be a sustainable business model quality news model for high quality news online. i like, what's online. i was like, what's that got online. i was like, what's that. get—hetttee got to do with buzzfeed? because i got to do with buzzfeed? because t—thtt— got to do with buzzfeed? because t—thtt they— got to do with buzzfeed? because i_that they were- i didn't know that they were high— i didn't know that they were high-l— i didn't know that they were high-l tettty- i didn't know that they were high i really didn't high quality. i really didn't thew.— know. but looking at some of ther— know. but looking at some of theht—whttel their stories, it's like, what? the— their stories, it's like, what? the-them- their stories, it's like, what? it's about barbie's it's like stuff about barbie's theme.— it's like stuff about barbie's them. the— it's like stuff about barbie's friend. it's like— it's like stuff about barbie's friend. it's like i— it's like stuff about barbie's friend. it's like i feel like my the-e— friend. it's like i feel like my thee-2h.— friend. it's like i feel like my life's-24. one- friend. it's like i feel like my life's 24. one them life's over at 24. one of them the, — life's over at 24. one of them was like, what— life's over at 24. one of them was like, what you have an was like, what if you have an overdose—here's. was like, what if you have an- overdose _ here's what overdose from weed? here's what you overdose from weed? here's what yet—met- you can do. yeah, this is not

high— you can do. yeah, this is not hheh-mewe- you can do. yeah, this is not high - news and - you can do. yeah, this is not high news and weirdly, high quality news and weirdly, htemey— high quality news and weirdly, disney almost— high quality news and weirdly, disney almost bought it in 2014 and disney almost bought it in 2014 the ethe— disney almost bought it in 2014 the etht them— disney almost bought it in 2014 and paid them £1— disney almost bought it in 2014 and paid them £1 billion and they—hettteei they turned it down because they theteht—metel thought they could raise more running— thought they could raise more mmmhmo—thtt- running stories like that or thhmee. — running stories like that or things. _womenl running stories like that or- things. _women writing things. a lot of women writing about child won't to about my child won't talk to me anymore. do? anymore. what should i do? i don't. not quality. don't. this is not high quality. this annoying moment this is just an annoying moment . yeah, your child won't to . yeah, your child won't talk to you— . yeah, your child won't talk to yet—yet-te- . yeah, your child won't talk to yet—yet-te hteyl you because too you're busy wththme— writing nonsensical list ttthttee— writing nonsensical list- articles—here's articles for buzzfeed. here's one. .barbie's- articles for buzzfeed. here's one. barbie's best friend one. why barbie's best friend theee— one. why barbie's best friend whee-ehte— one. why barbie's best friend midge once removed from midge was once removed from ehetwee. — midge was once removed from shelves. yeah,— midge was once removed from shelves. yeah, that's- midge was once removed from shelves. /t1:31“ 1“ g“ shelves. yeah, that's this high quality journalism. high standards. very, standards. so. and it's very, very andrew tate very funny because andrew tate is they've attacked very funny because andrew tate is before, they've attacked very funny because andrew tate is before, thhthea attacked very funny because andrew tate is before, thhthe way, icked very funny because andrew tate is before, thhthe way, ichit of him before, by the way, a bit of schadenfreude they schadenfreude here because they would us where they would attack us where they kind of want shut us of they would want to shut us down. can have a down. so i think we can have a little if they knew who we little pop if they knew who we were. has said were. and andrew tate has said that them. he's got that he might buy them. he's got a he them that he might buy them. he's got a just he them that he might buy them. he's got a just sack he them that he might buy them. he's got a just sack the he them that he might buy them. he's got a just sack the he asiem and just sack all the nerds as he's calling it? he said that vox is also suffering in other vice and vice other high quality news. but again, i don't i don't thhmt— news. but again, i don't i don't thhmt ehthet— news. but again, i don't i don't think either of— news. but again, i don't i don't think either of them— but again, i don't i don't think either of them are any are high— think either of them are any are high ettthty— think either of them are any are high ettthty. — think either of them are any are high quality - we— think either of them are any are high quality . ash; t:hit“ c think either of them are any are high quality . ash; t:t1it1“ c : 13“«t high quality. we don't need any of things. buzzfeed in of these things. buzzfeed in fact, is one of the first journalistic outfits to use ai journalistic outfits to use al to write stories . so they're to write stories. so they're pretty— to write stories. so they're pretty they-te —

to write stories. so they're pretty they're pretty- so they're pretty they're pretty much temptetety— pretty they're pretty much temptetety t— pretty they're pretty much completely i don't know if a tehet— completely i don't know if a tehet tm— completely i don't know if a robot can win— completely i don't know if a robot can win a— completely i don't know if a robot can win a pulitzer prize . robot can win a pulitzer prize. whether— robot can win a pulitzer prize. whether ghett— robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote— robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote is- robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote is it- robot can win a pulitzer prize. another great quote is it says peretti regretted peretti said he regretted not holding higher holding the company to higher standards for profitability, i.e. some money. making i.e. making some money. making money at all. yeah, the httttzete— money at all. yeah, the pulitzers are— “t1:«t yeah, the pulitzers are highly questionable pulitzers are highly - questionable-anyway pulitzers are highly- questionable-anyway , pulitzers are highly— questionable-anyway , as we questionable award anyway, as we knew — questionable award anyway, as we tmew. teth— questionable award anyway, as we knew veth. t— questionable award anyway, as we know. yeah, i agree.— questionable award anyway, as we know. t/t1:3 1“ 3g ”t1:t1i; 1 "g know. yeah, i agree. anyway, that's part done. still to that's part two done. still to come, trans athletes, come, we've got trans athletes, blue and people getting blue ticks and people getting stoned in public in the uk. see you in a couple of minutes.

join us here on gb news. the people's channel britain is watching . people's channel britain is watching. welcome people's channel britain is watching . welcome back to watching. welcome back to hettttmete— watching. welcome back to headliners. we've- i “3 welcome back to headliners. we've got friday's ethy— headliners. we've got friday's tthty mett— headliners. we've got friday's daily meal now— headliners. we've got friday's daily meal now and ryanair boss wtmte— daily meal now and ryanair boss wtmte te— daily meal now and ryanair boss wtmte te te— daily meal now and ryanair boss wants to us rejoin— daily meal now and ryanair boss wants to us rejoin the eu. he thee— wants to us rejoin the eu. he ttee etehthty— wants to us rejoin the eu. he also probably wants to charge us ,2 also probably wants to charge us | ,2 etch— also probably wants to charge us i ,2 etth te— also probably wants to charge us l ,2 etth te te— also probably wants to charge us ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanair chief ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanairiniief ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanairin brexit rant. ,2 each to do it. nick yeah. so ryanairin brexit rant . and this handle in brexit rant. and this is michael o'leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the 1ael o'leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the nexto'leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5leary, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 totry, and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 to 10 and said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 to 10 years, said handle in brexit rant. and this is the next 5 to 10 years, quite in the next 5 to 10 years, quite a number the brexiteers will a number of the brexiteers will die the average them die as the average age of them is 70. nothing exact

is about over 70. nothing exact there. it's the usual hatred of there. it's the usual hatred of the older people. and he says the older people. and he says the generation the younger generation will be more and he says he's more european and he says he's optimistic now that rishi sunak and in office. and jeremy hunt are in office. i'm person is i'm glad one person is optimistic about hunt, optimistic about jeremy hunt, but pouring out but it's this hatred pouring out again over brexit. and we know like we can debate the financial side of it. but of course brexit was about sovereignty. was was about sovereignty. it was about controlling borders, controlling our own laws. but people mr o'leary have not people like mr o'leary have not got over the fact that the plebs just wouldn't do what they're told. and told. and they wanted brexit and also is a brexiteer, also rishi sunak is a brexiteer, so seems ridiculous to assume so it seems ridiculous to assume that he's going back that he's going to roll it back . erg. i think that he's going to roll it back . erg. ithink the that he's going to roll it back . erg. i think the only pro problem is when it does roll back and it will i think britain's going to be approaching the eu with hat in hand, which is not a great position for any country to be in. and will a in. and the eu will make a demand that the british demand that i think the british pubuc demand that i think the british public very public is going to be very uncomfortable . i don't uncomfortable with. i don't think will uncomfortable with. i don't thinklwill happen- think it will happen because i thhmt— think it will happen because i. thhmt—mtyhe think what will happen is maybe the—euphemetl the old people who supported htettt— the old people who supported teeth-yet— the old people who supportedj brexit-you-some the old people who supported. brexit-you-some of brexit before, you know, some of them — brexit before, you know, some of them -,— brexit before, you know, some of them -, hut— brexit before, you know, some of them_, but the- brexit before, you know, some of them , but the people, them might die, but the people, them might die, but the people, the-et— them might die, but the people, the-eh the— them might die, but the people, the-of the people- them might die, but the people, the of the people will the rest of the people will temthmte— the rest of the people will continue getting older. so we'll htwe— continue getting older. so we'll htwe mew—

continue getting older. so we'll htwe eht— continue getting older. so we'll have new old people. that is my theety— have new old people. that is my they met— have new old people. that is my theory. but they're _ have new old people. that is my theory. but they're too lazy to get— theory. but they're too lazy to get eteeeette— theory. but they're too lazy to get eteeeette te— theory. but they're too lazy to get passports to young people. they— get passports to young people. they—te— get passports to young people. they _to bother- get passports to young people. they _to bother and. they don't want to bother and they want to go to france and germany think what's they want to go to france and germeto think what's they want to go to france and germeto happen think what's they want to go to france and germeto happen is think what's they want to go to france and germeto happen is thetk what's they want to go to france and germeto happen is the eu'sat's going to happen is the eu's going to happen is the eu's going say, you come going to say, you can come back in, to change our in, but you've got to change our currency, pound. currency, give up the pound. neven i currency, give up the pound. never. i getting stamp never. i like getting a stamp in my eteeeett— never. i like getting a stamp in my eteeeett-ttee- \tt1:tt1:” i like getting a stamp in my passport also duty my passport and i also like duty hee.— my passport and i also like duty hee-lt— my passport and i also like duty hee-it thhmt— my passport and i also like duty free..| think it's— my passport and i also like duty free. i think it's great. free. so i think it's great. tmywty,— free. so i think it's great. anyway, reports free. so i think it's great.- anyway,-reports are anyway, the mail reports are a teth— anyway, the mail reports are a wet ettmttty. — anyway, the mail reports are a real quandary. three gay men who all real quandary. three gay men who ttt-te— real quandary. three gay men who ttt-te he— real quandary. three gay men who ttt-te he the— real quandary. three gay men who all to be the daddy. all want to be the daddy. steth— all want to be the daddy. stett. t— all want to be the daddy. scott, i love— all want to be the daddy. scott, i love this- all want to be the daddy. scott, i love this story- all want to be the daddy. scott, i love this story . dodi. scott, i love this story. dodi. ben rollem . i only say his last ben rollem. i only say his last name. you'll find out why later. ben mo mowlam. he's 37 and his long term boyfriend, mitch are from la. of course. 37. both same age. ben and mitch and they've been together for 17 years. five years ago on a gay cruise . hallelujah. have you cruise. hallelujah. have you ever cruise ? no. ever been on a gay cruise? no. no. ever been on a gay no. have you ever been on a gay cruise? have you been i cruise? have you been on one? i thought only kind. thought that was the only kind. yeah. there . really yeah. yeah, it's there. really super wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their hair wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their hair and wear flowers yeah. yeah, it's there. really su their hair and theyir flowers in their hair and they drink a lot stuff, then they lot and stuff, and then they have do drugs have parties where they do drugs and but anyway, and drugs are wrong, but anyway, they those, and they met in one of those, and they met in one of those, and they then met this guy that they fell in love with. another guy named ben five years ago. so

they had a three way relationship. and then if they had a formal ceremony where they kind and they kind of got together and they all took on ben roland's last name. so they're all so they're ben, and mowlam , ben, mitch and ben mo mowlam, all three. they all three. right. and they decided roll right. and decided to roll them, right. and they they're rolling all they they they're rolling all oven they they they're rolling all over. they bought they over. and they bought a they bought it. they girl bought it. they adopted a girl named tegan , which is a gender named tegan, which is a gender neutral name , if you're neutral welsh name, if you're wondering. means wondering. right. and it means loved one. anyway, they adopted her and now they want they want don't make that face. they want. this a beautiful gay story. this is a beautiful gay story. this is a beautiful gay story. this is a beautiful gay story. this is how well, how progressive are, great progressive we are, how great the they can do the world is that they can do this. a and this. they can adopt a girl and they two by they can have two more by surrogate. they're going to have two so two more in the future. so there's daddies three two more in the future. so there adorable addies three two more in the future. so there adorable butts three two more in the future. so there adorable but they three two more in the future. so there adorable but they all ree two more in the future. so there adorable but they all want kids. adorable but they all want to kids. adorable but they all want te he— kids. adorable but they all want te he thetet— kids. adorable but they all want to be listed as— kids. adorable but they all want to be listed as the— t:3 : but they all want to be listed as the daddy on the meth— to be listed as the daddy on the birth certificate— to be listed as the daddy on the birth certificate because the ehttem — birth certificate because the ehttem he— birth certificate because the sitcom is right— birth certificate because the sitcom is right around the corner,ithink. - sitcom is right around the corner, think. sitcom is right around the- corner,ithink. _you think corner, i think. don't you think there do you want to reject there is do you want to reject modernity and embrace gay parents crap? come on. there's so many movies can be made. so many movies that can be made. this of it's just the this is kind of it's just the culture completely unmoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any completely unmoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any kind pletely unmoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any kind ple moralimoored this is kind of it's just the cultu any kind ple moral bearings. from any kind of moral bearings. and obviously, obviously , and obviously, obviously, ehwetety— and obviously, obviously, ehwetety t— and obviously, obviously, obviously i don't mind being gay-—

obviously i don't mind being ety—hee- gay. of course, i have to say thtt—yet- gay. of course, i have to say thtt—yet etyel gay. of course, i have to say. thtt—yet gay? ate that because. are you gay? are you— that because. are you gay? are yet-eut— that because. are you gay? are yet-tut theht- that because. are you gay? are you out right now? no, you coming out right now? no, no, you coming out right now? no, -eye— you coming out right now? no, me-yet-thttl no, no. but you know, in that ethe— no, no. but you know, in that etht, theme-e— no, no. but you know, in that suit, there's not— no, no. but you know, in that suit, there's not there's tmythhmo— suit, there's not there's anything with that suit, there's not there's anything-with that what suit, there's not there's any'saying.-with that what suit, there's not there's any'saying. sameith that what suit, there's not there's any'saying. same forthat what suit, there's not there's any'saying. same for that. what suit, there's not there's any'saying. same for that. but at i'm saying. same for that. but as i'm saying. same for that. but teem-y— i'm saying. same for that. but teem-y thtt- as you back your chair up, are you— as you back your chair up, are yet-tweet- as you back your chair up, are you _favourllike. you really in favour of like t hropp— you really in favour of like then et— you really in favour of like then et-t- you really in favour of like thropp or i mean, it's thropp or scott? i mean, it's the—t— thropp or scott? i mean, it's the—t tht- thropp or scott? i mean, it's the—a kind of. the kind of it's a kind of rousseauian_ the kind of it's a kind of- rousseauian_freedom, the kind of it's a kind of- rouseverything-freedom, the kind of it's a kind of- rouseverything is-freedom, the kind of it's a kind of rouseverything is permitted dom, the kind of it's a kind of rouseverything is permitted but, but everything is permitted but theee— but everything is permitted but enter the— but everything is permitted but under the state.— but everything is permitted but under the state. so it's now teeth— under the state. so it's now heeth thtt— under the state. so it's now teeth thtt yet— under the state. so it's now legal that you can do this? teth— legal that you can do this? yeah-ene— legal that you can do this? yeah,-kind of- legal that you can do this? yeah, kind of like it's yeah, it's kind of like it's the— yeah, it's kind of like it's the et— yeah, it's kind of like it's kind of like— yeah, it's kind of like it's kind of like the worship of the eeh.— kind of like the worship of the eem—the- kind of like the worship of the self—it'slkindl self. it's a kind of it's a kind of self. it's a kind of it's a kind et—hhmt- self. it's a kind of it's a kind et—hhmt et| of aldous huxley s kind of ether— of aldous huxley s kind of stupor decadence. of aldous huxley s kind of stupor-decadence. going of aldous huxley s kind of stupor-twithience. going of aldous huxley s kind of stupor twithientkinds going of aldous huxley s kind of stupor twithientkinds of going to end up with all kinds of etttmee— to end up with all kinds of strange permutations the strange permutations and the whhme— strange permutations and the whhme et— strange permutations and the whhme et the— strange permutations and the whims of the individual. can whims of the individual. you can do whims of the individual. you can te—ht-el do anything you want, so it's emhy— do anything you want, so it's. emhy—ttem only going to get weirder from hete.— only going to get weirder from hete-thm— only going to get weirder from here.-this what's- only going to get weirder from here. this what's the here. but isn't this what's the meet— here. but isn't this what's the meet-theme — here. but isn't this what's the next-then? what's- here. but isn't this what's the next then? �*ftt�*“3c t/t1:3 1“ next step then? what's. yeah, that's what saying. i mean, that's what i'm saying. i mean, oh, i'd love to have oh, god. oh, i'd love to have three parents and three gay dads living be fun. living in la. that'd be so fun. aren't birthdays , wouldn't aren't you birthdays, wouldn't he — aren't you birthdays, wouldn't he _yet— aren't you birthdays, wouldn't he _yet t— aren't you birthdays, wouldn't he _yet t tht- aren't you birthdays, wouldn't it? _you a bit worried,| it? aren't you a bit worried, scott, because scott, for the kid? because it says going is says tegan is going to have is going dads. going to love having three dads. she have so she will always have so much love, so much love, i'm thinking, and so much bullying if bullying at school. surely if you've parents living you've got three parents living in la , she'll the she'll be in la, she'll be the she'll be the president . 20, 23. the class president. 20, 23. oh, my god. she'll be the i t:h:“c $70 $35 oh, my god. she'll be the only kid oh, my god. she'll be the only the-eetthme— oh, my god. she'll be the only kid getting bullied. you're kid not getting bullied. you're them.— kid not getting bullied. you're theht—metthl right. i grew up in the north of theme.— right. i grew up in the north of england-another-youl

england. in another era, you completely right. you. you you sound crazy right now. sound old and crazy right now. i great. you i think it's great. and, you thew— i think it's great. and, you knew .— i think it's great. and, you knew , t— i think it's great. and, you know , i mean,— i think it's great. and, you know , i mean, if they want to know, i mean, if they want to thee— know, i mean, if they want to raise kids, - not? - know, i mean, if they want to raise kids, not? mean, raise kids, why not? i mean, i eem-t— raise kids, why not? i mean, i don't-husband— raise kids, why not? i mean, i don't husband about don't my husband talks about ththttem— don't my husband talks about tween—.- don't my husband talks about children_. i'm- don't my husband talks about| children_. i'm not don't my husband talks about| chiilack _. i'm not don't my husband talks about chiilack of . i'm not don't my husband talks about chiilack of trying. . i'm not don't my husband talks about chiilack of trying. we. i'm not don't my husband talks about chiilack of trying. we don'tiot for lack of trying. we don't htwe. — for lack of trying. we don't. htwe. _twte for lack of trying. we don't- htwe. _twte have. would you do a swap or. scott really , we can we scott nick, really, we can we keep our relationship professional, for god's sake. all right . and things are- all right. and things are eetthme— all right. and things are getting steamy here, but we've got getting steamy here, but we've eet the— getting steamy here, but we've got the independent and joe got the independent now and joe hhtem— got the independent now and joe them he— got the independent now and joe biden is fighting— got the independent now and joe biden is fighting hard for methette— biden is fighting hard for mediocre male athletes who want to mediocre male athletes who want te he— mediocre male athletes who want te he wememe— mediocre male athletes who want to be women's number one. nick. yes to be women's number one. nick. hee ht-e— to be women's number one. nick. hee the heme— to be women's number one. nick. yes it's house republicans eteeet— yes it's house republicans eteeet thtt— yes it's house republicans passed bill banning transgender ehte— passed bill banning transgender girls participating in girls from participating in women's sports, but joe biden's wetehme— women's sports, but joe biden's wetehme ht. — women's sports, but joe biden's wetehme ht. tm— women's sports, but joe biden's vetoing it. as you've- women's sports, but joe biden's vetoing it. t: vetoing it. as you've said, there are republicans voted there are 290 republicans voted for 203 democrats voted for it. 203 democrats voted against. and this is the democrats just showing their cards they care cards there. they don't care about women's sports. they don't care women . they're happy about women's sports. they don't ca see women . they're happy about women's sports. they don't ca see women'sen . they're happy about women's sports. they don't ca see women's dreams y're happy about women's sports. they don't ca see women's dreams crushed )y to see women's dreams crushed and their skulls potentially crushed in things like mma. they don't care. they're never going to swimming track don't care. they're never going to field swimming track don't care. they're never going to field again.ming track don't care. they're never going to field again. and track don't care. they're never going to field again. and it's track don't care. they're never going to field again. and it's just:rack and field again. and it's just it's pretty appalling, really. this is the stance they've taken. completely wrong taken. they're completely wrong on but they're on this issue, but they're doubung on this issue, but they're doubling down. yeah, the

doubling down. yeah, we are the theme— doubling down. yeah, we are the theme . — doubling down. yeah, we are the champ. unions doubling down. yeah, we are the champ . unions with brass. i champ. unions with brass. i think biden's he's a he's a president. he likes he likes boobies . he said it before. so boobies. he said it before. so the more athletes with boobs better, more he's likely better, the more he's likely to watch . these don't have watch. but these ones don't have boobs. eventually they boobs. well eventually they might. trans if they look at might. the trans if they look at leah thomas for example, the hulking greek woman who is a biological male and trounced the competition ocean, obviously with all the advantages of being a biological male and i mean there's no boobs there. right. maybe easier to deal with, though, don't you think? less emotional? i don't know. hetttee— emotional? i don't know. because they— emotional? i don't know. because they take- emotional? t:tit“ c because they take hormones. so them— because they take hormones. so them yet— because they take hormones. so them, yet thew,— because they take hormones. so then, you know, you've got the. em — then, you know, you've got the. em they-te— then, you know, you've got the. yeah, they're greedy.— then, you know, you've got the. yeah, they're greedy. they- then, you know, you've got the. yeah, they're greedy. they get everything. the yeah, they're greedy. they get everything . the only thing that everything. the only thing that tethere— everything. the only thing that hethete me— everything. the only thing that hethete t— everything. the only thing that bothers me, i mean— everything. the only thing that bothers me, i mean at- ”g “g the only thing that bothers me, i mean at least you expect—he- bothers me, i mean at least you. expect—be absolutely expect the dems to be absolutely memtth— expect the dems to be absolutely mental. _ democrats,| expect the dems to be absolutely mental. hague democrats, expect the dems to be absolutely mental. hague othernocrats, expect the dems to be absolutely mental. hague other dayats, william hague the other day eetth— william hague the other day eee—moved said, oh yeah, we've moved too teet— said, oh yeah, we've moved too ttet—thhmee- said, oh yeah, we've moved too fast-things like- fast on certain things like- women,_biological men women, women like biological men and women, women like biological men tmt weme-tm— women, women like biological men and women-i'm like,- women, women like biological men and women i'm like, what and women sports. i'm like, what wetht—mhml would be the right pace to ruin women's-? this- would be the right pace to ruin women's-? this is- would be the right pace to ruin women's ? this is where women's sports? this is where temeewtthem — women's sports? this is where conservatism fails. sort conservatism fails. it just sort of conservatism fails. it just sort et—httl of says, okay, progress, but thet— of says, okay, progress, but met-ht— of says, okay, progress, but met-ht tewm- of says, okay, progress, but just-it down a- of says, okay, progress, but just it down a little bit. just slow it down a little bit. hut— just slow it down a little bit. hut-ute— just slow it down a little bit. hut-the, me— just slow it down a little bit. but-like, no,-to but it's like, no, you have to tehe— but it's like, no, you have to tthe t— but it's like, no, you have to tthe t ettmt— but it's like, no, you have to take a stand on— but it's like, no, you have to take a stand on issues like

the. — take a stand on issues like the. teth— take a stand on issues like this. yeah, the- take a stand on issues like this. t/t1:3 1“ 1“ take a stand on issues like- this. yeah, the overton window is over and is moving inexorably over and conservatives don't seem to be able pull back. i think able to pull it back. i think the democrats— c i ithink the democrats misguided the democrats are misguided hete,— the democrats are misguided hete—t- the democrats are misguided| hete—t thhmh here, though, because i think ettemte— here, though, because i thinki ettemte—thett here, though, because i thinki pareiand_about here, though, because i think pareiand woman about here, though, because i think pareiand woman who bout here, though, because i think pareiand woman who votes this. and any woman who votes hemetttt— this. and any woman who votes hemetttt he— this. and any woman who votes democrat is going— this. and any woman who votes democrat is going to look at the— democrat is going to look at this-question- democrat is going to look at this question her this and question her vote. wehh— this and question her vote. well, - crossed - this and question her vote. i well,-crossed anyway , well, fingers crossed anyway, we've got the daily mail now and cannabis are doing cannabis smokers are doing something i never thought they'd do they are do getting organised. they are the 400 and well , do getting organised. they are the 400 and well, a do getting organised. they are the 400 and well , a lot do getting organised. they are the 400 and well, a lot a do getting organised. they are the 400 and well , a lot a lot of the 400 and well, a lot a lot of canada smokers wound up in hyde park for 420, which is the cannabis celebration day because of well , i won't explain that. of well, i won't explain that. but anyway , bucket hat wearing but anyway, bucket hat wearing ttmmthte— but anyway, bucket hat wearing cannabis smokers— but anyway, bucket hat wearing cannabis smokers descended on et— cannabis smokers descended on et hemtem-e— cannabis smokers descended on one of london's busiest parks to tehehttte— one of london's busiest parks to tehehttte the— one of london's busiest parks to celebrate the annual 420 event. the— celebrate the annual 420 event. amt the— celebrate the annual 420 event. amt the tethe— celebrate the annual 420 event. and the police showed up and ettttet— and the police showed up and started arresting— and the police showed up and started arresting people because they— started arresting people because they het— started arresting people because they htt tmee— started arresting people because they had drugs and were they had drugs and they were eehhhme— they had drugs and they were eehhhme-amt— they had drugs and they were selling _and the - they had drugs and they were selling and the stoners selling drugs. and the stoners ettttet— selling drugs. and the stoners started - bottles - selling drugs. and the stoners started bottles and started throwing bottles and eetthme— started throwing bottles and getting angry— started throwing bottles and getting angry at the police. i thew.— getting angry at the police. i knew wew — getting angry at the police. i knew wew >— getting angry at the police. i know. wow 3 c know. wow > that seems a bit rowdy for who've smoked rowdy for people who've smoked cannabis. i the cannabis. i would have read the teet— cannabis. i would have read the eet—t- cannabis. i would have read the eet—t wte- cannabis. i would have read the eet—t teel cannabis. i would have read the restibut_i was too. i i would have read the rest but apparently i was too i i would have read the rest but apparently there'soo high. but apparently there's a bit high. but apparently there's a httlt— high. but apparently there's a httlt tht— high. but apparently there's a httlt htt et— high. but apparently there's a bit-a bit of a,— high. but apparently there's a bit-a bit of a, you- high. but apparently there's a bit a bit of a, you know, bit of a bit of a, you know, them — bit of a bit of a, you know, them hem-t— bit of a bit of a, you know, ouch. don't somebody got pulled by the— ouch. don't somebody got pulled by the tm— ouch. don't somebody got pulled by the tmt— ouch. don't somebody got pulled by the arm and some cops are they.— by the arm and some cops are they. amt— by the arm and some cops are they. amt them— by the arm and some cops are angry. and then i— by the arm and some cops are angry. and then i think the tethe— angry. and then i think the police probably bought some

tmee— police probably bought some tmee .— police probably bought some tmee . eh— police probably bought some drugs. oh, yeah. police probably bought some drugs . oh, yeah. 1“ drugs. oh, yeah. i mean, thmthy— drugs. oh, yeah. i mean, firstly, i'm impressed. i could get out get this many weed smokers out of and organised at of the house and organised at once. a low hanging once. it's a low hanging fruit joke, have to do joke, scott, but i have to do it. thing it says is it. the other thing it says is smokers law. smokers openly flout the law. on april and what april 20th. and you know what else? flout law else? they openly flout the law every the year every other day of the year because we already have virtually legalised weed anyway, right? yeah, they're there right? yeah, they're out there on street it. on the street doing it. everyone it all the i everyone it all the time. i thew.— everyone it all the time. i knew hut— everyone it all the time. i know. but who _ everyone it all the time. i know. but who-at. everyone it all the time. ii know. but who _at the know. but who looks at the culture know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like more know, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like more openl, what know. but who looks at the cul'need like more open druglt we need is like more open drug use degeneracy. walk use and degeneracy. you walk around can't get around london, you can't get away in the middle away from people in the middle of doing kinds of the day doing all kinds of drugs. when you say degeneracy, you see people up you see people throwing up and drinking on the street and completely drinking on the street and comrtotely comedy club able to leave the comedy club heettee— because they're so drunk. right i because they're so drunk. right t—stehe— because they're so drunk. right i_stoke owners,- i think i think stoke owners, vou— i think i think stoke owners, yet-temt— i think i think stoke owners, yet-temt te- i think i think stoke owners, yet-temt te ee- i think i think stoke owners,- you-tend to go .comedy you know, tend to go to comedy ehewe— you know, tend to go to comedyi ehewe—hmew shows and laugh and, you know, they— shows and laugh and, you know, they-thee— shows and laugh and, you know, they-thee tt— shows and laugh and, you know, they-thee tt yet- shows and laugh and, you know, they tips at you because they throw tips at you because they— they throw tips at you because they eem-t— they throw tips at you because they don't know— they throw tips at you because they don't know how money they don't know how much money they-te— they're spending. i think people thtt—tel that are the weed, it has to be heethheet. — that are the weed, it has to be legalised. .many_ that are the weed, it has to be legalised. many conservative legalised. so many conservative etttee— legalised. so many conservative etttee hm— legalised. so many conservative etttee hm the— legalised. so many conservative states in the us— legalised. so many conservative states in the us have legalised weet— weed and they see the massive hemetht— weed and they see the massive hemetht-se- weed and they see the massive benefit-so no,- weed and they see the massive benefit-so no, no,- benefit around it. so no, no, hm— benefit around it. so no, no, t-m-ewe. — benefit around it. so no, no, t-m-ewe. t— benefit around it. so no, no, i'm-sure. i mean,- benefit around it. so no, no, i'm sure. 1“ “t1:”tc1: benefit around it. so no, no,- i'm-sure. i mean, there is i'm not sure. i mean, there is there tax to be there is some tax money to be made, i if we didn't made, but i think if we didn't addictive, weed addictive, why did he smoke weed every single day anyway, we've got now got the independent now and all those lefties are

those annoying lefties who are verified on twitter before musk took won't blue ticks took over won't have blue ticks anymore because they can't afford month. nick yeah, a afford $8 a month. nick yeah, a bit banter here. elon musk bit of banter here. elon musk hwhttet— bit of banter here. elon musk twitter finally— bit of banter here. elon musk twitter finally pulled- c 1“t1:”t1: elon musk twitter finally pulled the plug on twitter finally pulled the plug em—hheh- twitter finally pulled the plug em—hhth .- twitter finally pulled the plug em—hhth , ee- twitter finally pulled the plug on_tick , so he. twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd tick , so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it tick , so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and:k , so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and he so he twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and he has|e twitter finally pulled the plug on he'd it and he has done said he'd do it and he has done it. said he'd do it and he has done ht. they-te— said he'd do it and he has done ht. hhey-te tht— said he'd do it and he has done it. they're all fuming. femi's whhme— it. they're all fuming. femi's wththme tmt— it. they're all fuming. femi's writing and furious it's writing and furious tweets. it's ettte— writing and furious tweets. it's ethte tummy— writing and furious tweets. it's quite funny because people like htttheh— quite funny because people like tttheh—hmew- quite funny because people like htttheh—hmew .- quite funny because people likej rachel—know , big, rachel maddow, you know, big, massive _america,l rachel maddow, you know, big, massive america, 10 massive newsreader america, 10 mhhhhem—htwel million followers doesn't have a the— million followers doesn't have a thee—ttmee- blue tick. don lemon james o-hmem— blue tick. don lemon james o'brien-country.- blue tick. don lemon james o'brien country. bill o'brien in this country. bill ettee— o'brien in this country. bill gates, boris— o'brien in this country. bill gates, boris johnson . everyone's gates, boris johnson. everyone's teehe— gates, boris johnson. everyone's heehme thet— gates, boris johnson. everyone's losing their blue— gates, boris johnson. everyone's losing their blue tick. and wehtthy— losing their blue tick. and wehtthylt-we— losing their blue tick. and weirdly i've one. losing their blue tick. and. weirdlyii've-one..it's weirdly, i've got one. so it's a etttmee— weirdly, i've got one. so it's a strange reversal— weirdly, i've got one. so it's a strange reversal-i. weirdly, i've got one. so it's a strange reversal i got strange reversal because i goti ehe—eem eeet one. just because you can post hemeet— one. just because you can post hemeet-wtmtet- one. just because you can post longer-wanted to- one. just because you can post longer wanted to post one. just because you can post lontandrew wanted to post one. just because you can post lontandrew bridgenited to post one. just because you can post lontandrew bridgen interview. .t my andrew bridgen interview. semeee— my andrew bridgen interview. semeeme—eetl my andrew bridgen interview.| someone—get me someone then tried to get me etet— someone then tried to get me etet-thtt— someone then tried to get mei sued _that-out. sued for it so that worked out. hut— sued for it so that worked out. hut-wette- sued for it so that worked out.j but-weird-it's but now it's a weird thing. it's the— like a total revolution on hwhttet— like a total revolution on. twitter—ticks twitter where the blue ticks whth— twitter where the blue ticks whth-meet— twitter where the blue ticks will - most pro will be the most supporting pro mee— will be the most supporting pro hee eeeeth— will be the most supporting pro free speech people and the non ehte— free speech people and the non hhte tehe— free speech people and the non blue ticks will— free speech people and the non blue ticks will all— free speech people and the non blue ticks will all sort of wette— blue ticks will all sort of weirdo legacy— blue ticks will all sort of weirdo legacy media type. i thmh— weirdo legacy media type. i thmh t— weirdo legacy media type. i thmh t het— weirdo legacy media type. i think a lot of— weirdo legacy media type. i think a lot of celebrities are leaving twitter think leaving twitter anyway. i think people from leaving twitter anyway. i think pehhe's from leaving twitter anyway. i think pehhe's he's from leaving twitter anyway. i think pehhe's he's leaving from leaving twitter anyway. i think pehhe's he's leaving such 3m it. he's he's he's leaving such a smell around his own a bad smell around his own business. i don't why it business. i don't know why it seems i don't seems as though, look, i don't mind does. it's his mind what he does. it's his business to what he likes. business to do what he likes. and holding to and no one's holding a gun to your but your head to be on it. but i just like there's so much just feel like there's so much negative own

negative response to his own business. things like this. i mean , what you seen on mean, what have you seen on where— mean, what have you seen on twitter? _that's- mean, what have you seen on twitter?-that's so- mean, what have you seen on twitter?-that's so i- mean, what have you seen on twitter? that's so i just twitter? that's that's so i just i twitter? that's that's so i just t-eeeehe— twitter? that's that's so i just l-people saving,- twitter? that's that's so i just i people saying, i'm i just see people saying, i'm hetwme— i just see people saying, i'm leavingt hm— i just see people saying, i'm leaving, i'm leaving. i'm hemme— leaving, i'm leaving. i'm hetyhme-yet- leaving, i'm leaving. i'm leaving-you see. leaving, i'm leaving. i'm leaving. you see people leaving. oh, so you see people being negative. you see left whe— being negative. you see left whe-tethe- being negative. you see left wing - being negative i being negative. you see left. wing-being negative and wing people being negative and just wing people being negative andi just—meadow just leaving like rachel maddow . maybe— just leaving like rachel maddow . maybe-don-t— just leaving like rachel maddow . maybe-don't-any- just leaving like rachel maddow . maybe don't any the . maybe you don't see any the actual— . maybe you don't see any the actual hate.— . maybe you don't see any the actual hate. you— . maybe you don't see any the actual hate. you just people actual hate. you just see people responding— actual hate. you just see people responding to— actual hate. you just see people responding to the. _ actual hate. you just see people responding to the. yes, exactly. .m.gi...y_ responding to the. yes, exactly.| imaginary—maddow responding to the. yes, exactly. - imaginary—maddow might imaginary hate and. maddow might not require via a bluetooth because she's not even on it anymore . i mean, i think maybe anymore. i mean, i think maybe there assistants there their assistants are writing twitter feed and stuff but i think really but i don't think people really follow much. you just follow it as much. you just tried follow it as much. you just med-scon- follow it as much. you just. tried-scott-musk follow it as much. you just. trierwith-scott-musk follow it as much. you just. trierwith james scott-musk c 1 you just trierwith james taylor. musk c 1 you just trierwith james taylor. you.usk c 1 you just trierwith james taylor. you just did with james taylor. you just med.— did with james taylor. you just med-_you- did with james taylor. you just med-_you just- did with james taylor. you just lied—you just did.| lied. that's what you just did. but— lied. that's what you just did. but i— lied. that's what you just did. but i think— lied. that's what you just did. but i think they've lied. that's what you just did.. but i think they've-to but i think they've moved on to tick— but i think they've moved on to tick tock— but i think they've moved on to tick tock another.— but i think they've moved on to tick tock another. i— but i think they've moved on to tick tock another. i don't think they-ve— tick tock another. i don't think they-ve moved— tick tock another. i don't think they've moved think they've moved yet, but i think there—if— they've moved yet, but i think there—if musk- they've moved yet, but i thinkl there—if musk keeps there is a danger if musk keeps doing— there is a danger if musk keeps doing-brilliant— there is a danger if musk keeps doing brilliant banter, doing this brilliant banter, “ke— doing this brilliant banter, ike-h..— doing this brilliant banter, like-he-69%. doing this brilliant banter,- like-he-69% government like when he puts 69% government funded— like when he puts 69% government funded-prome- — like when he puts 69% government funded-profile. very- funded on cbc's profile. very funny— funded on cbc's profile. very funny-there- funded on cbc's profile. very funny-there is- funny stuff, but there is a dang...— funny stuff, but there is a danger, suppose, if you danger, i suppose, if you alienate— danger, i suppose, if youi alienate _these danger, i suppose, if you- alienate _these dweebs, alienate enough of these dweebs, they-u— alienate enough of these dweebs, they-u au— alienate enough of these dweebs, they'll all leave— alienate enough of these dweebs, they'll all leave and it becomes alienate enough of these dweebs, they'orall leave and it becomes alienate enough of these dweebs, they'or parler.e and it becomes alienate enough of these dweebs, they'or parler. but d it becomes alienate enough of these dweebs, they'or parler. but d ifarecomes gab. or parler. but so far it ham-t. — gab. or parler. but so far it ham-t. .so— gab. or parler. but so far it hasn't. .so far- gab. or parler. but so far it. hasn't. .so far-great. hasn't. and so far it's great. yeah.— hasn't. and so far it's great. veahlthmk— hasn't. and so far it's great. yeah,ithink-the- hasn't. and so far it's great. yeah,ithink-the only. yeah, i think it's the only place anyway, part place to be. anyway, that's part three but coming up, three in the bag. but coming up, we've lazy students . sewell we've got lazy students. sewell are back and insurance are fighting back and insurance scams to try at home. see you in

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welcome back to headliners we've got the sun now with a classic insurance scam getting found out. scott well, there's a driver for ins kirana it's he's from norwich and he was claiming £22,000 in damages from a minor car accident . yeah, and he £22,000 in damages from a minor car accident. yeah, and he did go to— car accident. yeah, and he did go to budapest— car accident. yeah, and he did go to budapest to— if” edi. 26“. yeah, and he did go to budapest to have if” edi. 31:7“ yeah, and he did go to budapest to have some sort of back— go to budapest to have some sort of back surgery— go to budapest to have some sort of back surgery and— go to budapest to have some sort of back surgery and then he went on vacation— of back surgery and then he went on vacation cc— of back surgery and then he went on vacation to mexico and all aver-place.— on vacation to mexico and all over-place. and- on vacation to mexico and all over place. and there's over the place. and there's photoc— over the place. and there's pacacclmm — over the place. and there's photos-him all- over the place. and there's photos him all the photos of him all over the interact,— photos of him all over the internet, sliding . ' “2 photos of him all over the- internet,-sliding . and here internet, like sliding. and here he as— internet, like sliding. and here he as upside— internet, like sliding. and here he is upside down, hanging upside down, doing cartwheels, swimming. that's a back upside down, doing cartwheels, swimming . that's a back stretch. swimming. that's a back stretch. ana— swimming. that's a back stretch. ana-acc— swimming. that's a back stretch. and-like somebody- “3 that's a back stretch. and like somebody suffering and he's like somebody suffering from— and he's like somebody suffering from paccapcca— and he's like somebody suffering from prolapsed discs. ' “2 from prolapsed discs. and he says— from prolapsed discs. and he says as— from prolapsed discs. and he says as caca— from prolapsed discs. and he says he told the doctors, look, i anything. i can't i can't do anything. i can't swim. i can barely walk . and swim. i can barely walk. and apparently the insurance company has a investigate , a firm named

has a investigate, a firm named clyde and company. and they said it's much easier now to find people who are fraudulent. they said that they've uncovered and other uk insurers have uncovered 89,000 fraudulent insurance claims . worth 1.1 billion in claims. worth 1.1 billion in 2021 alone. wow. and they said idiots like this make it so much easier for you. i just think chas— easier for you. i just think that pasca— easier for you. i just think that pitch is— easier for you. i just think that pitch is a— i just think that pitch is a great advert for hungarian— that pitch is a great advert for hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you— hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you-chat,— hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you-chat, .— hungarian surgeons. i mean, if you-that, i_that. you can do that, i know that shama— you can do that, i know that should - facebook. . should be their facebook. but one _was actually. one thing this was actually sanc— quite convincing. it said he insisted— quite convincing. it said he insisted-he- quite convincing. it said he insisted he wanted to insisted in court he wanted to enjoy— insisted in court he wanted to enjoy-fac— insisted in court he wanted to enjoy-fa cac- insisted in court he wanted to enjoy for one time enjoy sports for one last time accr— enjoy sports for one last time after—ac- enjoy sports for one last time after—he mightl enjoy sports for one last time. after—he might not after being warned he might not be after being warned he might not ass-cc— after being warned he might not be-to following— after being warned he might not be to following the be able to following the surgery. — be able to following the surgery. .that- be able to following the surgery. that actually is surgery. so that actually is quac— surgery. so that actually is quite to quite compelling. i'm going to get—wire— quite compelling. i'm going to get—wire because. get on the zip wire because after— get on the zip wire because after-anything- after this, anything could happen. — after this, anything could - happen. _aaackcy happen. so he's like mickey rourke the wrestler just rourke and the wrestler just one last the last time, fighting through the pain and he's now not getting his either. well a his money either. well that's a shame. the now shame. we've got the times now with students, with bad news for lazy students, but is there any other kind of student? yeah. watchdog bans, essay— student? yeah. watchdog bans, essay-targeted- student? yeah. watchdog bans, essay-targeted at- essay adverts targeted at scaacacs— essay adverts targeted at students-this- essay adverts targeted at students this was companies students and this was companies like students and this was companies mks—which— students and this was companies like—which does- like essay mills which does passw— like essay mills which does pretty much— like essay mills which does pretty much what you'd expect. it says— pretty much what you'd expect. it says has— pretty much what you'd expect. it says hire our— pretty much what you'd expect. it says hire our online assignment- it says hire our online assignment and it says hire our online- assignment-and achieve assignment creator and achieve your— assignment creator and achieve your dream— assignment creator and achieve your dream grades that will be the your dream grades that will be cac envy— your dream grades that will be the envy cf— your dream grades that will be the envy of your— your dream grades that will be the envy of your peer, your

dream — the envy of your peer, your dream grades,— the envy of your peer, your dream grades, i.e. grades that someone-acc- dream grades, i.e. grades that someone-got for- dream grades, i.e. grades that someone got for you. someone else has got for you. ana— someone else has got for you. ana-cac— someone else has got for you. and .the british- and then the british dissertation help company acascca— dissertation help company boasted _thing. dissertation help company boasted thing , it boasted a similar thing, it sad,— boasted a similar thing, it said,_itselfi said, and it aimed itself specifically— said, and it aimed itself specifically at- said, and it aimed itself specifically at students who are too specifically at students who are ccc lazy. — specifically at students who are too lazy. students— specifically at students who are too lazy. students who are lethargic— too lazy. students who are lethargic _ not l lethargic or perhaps not interested— lethargic or perhaps not interested in— lethargic or perhaps not interested in writing paper interested in writing the paper acne.— interested in writing the paper amass—just- interested in writing the paperl alone._just said alone. i mean, they've just said exactly— alone. i mean, they've just said cxaccay whac— alone. i mean, they've just said exactly what it— alone. i mean, they've just said exactly what itland- alone. i mean, they've just said exactly what it and it's exactly what it is and it's a aca— exactly what it is and it's a scat—my- exactly what it is and it's ai real—my husband exactly what it is and it's a- real—my husband just real problem. my husband just had, you know, adult education. he years he graduated a couple of years ago and it's constant warning ago and it's a constant warning from the teachers. and they really keep an eye on them. but it's huge business. and he it's a huge business. and he even a student, he tell even as a student, he could tell in class who had bought their essays knew the teachers essays and he knew the teachers kind there's very kind of knew, but there's very little it. little they could do about it. yeah, they need another yeah, maybe they need another way— way of measuring students. anyway,— way of measuring students. - anyway,_guardian anyway, we've got the guardian acpcaaag— anyway, we've got the guardian acpcaaaag ca— anyway, we've got the guardian now reporting on librarians bang—wash- now reporting on librarians- being_with violence being threatened with violence by people— being threatened with violence by bccbbc-waab- being threatened with violence by people want to remove by people who want to remove backs— by people who want to remove books may— by people who want to remove books they see— by people who want to remove books they see problematic. books they see as problematic. bacbabby— books they see as problematic. probably because— books they see as problematic. probably because they've just acad— probably because they've just read i article _ probably because they've just read i article .the - probably because they've just read article the guardian read an article in the guardian saying— read an article in the guardian saybaglcabbca— read an article in the guardian sayinglcarried out— read an article in the guardian saying carried out by the research carried out by the cbaabcaca— research carried out by the chartered institute of library aba— chartered institute of library and information— chartered institute of library and information professionals cbbb— and information professionals cbbb abs— and information professionals cbbb abs ub-s— and information professionals cilip the uk's library and information— cilip the uk's library and information association, found out information association, found cabbbab— information association, found cab bbab a— information association, found out that a third— information association, found out that a third of librarians bays— out that a third of librarians bays beca— out that a third of librarians have been asked by members of the have been asked by members of be babbc— have been asked by members of be babbc cc— have been asked by members of the public to censor or remove backs— the public to censor or remove books indicating— the public to censor or remove books indicating such

indecencies- books indicating such indecencies and incidences had increased— indecencies and incidences had increased significantly in abcccb— increased significantly in recent years— increased significantly in recent years . - increased significantly in recent years . 8219's? increased significantly in recent years . 8215113 increased significantly in- recent years . 82% of librarians recent years. 82% of librarians said that they were concerned about the increase in such requests. yeah, you know , i requests. yeah, you know, i mean, there at the universities in california now because i have a teaches , he's a friend who teaches, uh, he's the the drama department the head of the drama department at one university. have at one university. they have been no teach been asked to no longer teach shakespeare all. uh, first shakespeare at all. uh, first they were editing shakespeare, particularly arnie, you know, some like othello. they some plays like othello. they were concerned with, or merchant of venice . yeah, because it's of venice. yeah, because it's anti—semitic . even though anti—semitic. even though shakespeare makes clear in that play shakespeare makes clear in that play , very clear a lot play very, very clear that a lot of behaviour is anti—semitic of the behaviour is anti—semitic anyway, . they just anyway, they won't. they just don't it at all anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems at all anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems so,all anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems so, so anymore. anyway, they won't. they just don't seems so, so unfair)re. and it seems so, so unfair because shakespeare, you know, considering was hundreds considering it was hundreds of years less racist years ago, he was less racist than screenwriter than your average screenwriter in the 70 seconds. yeah, yeah. but you wonder, why the but you wonder, why is the guardian speaking out against censorship, which they normally love, you realise it's love, and you realise it's because sort of because it's a sort of disingenuous, gaslighting article. disingenuous, gaslighting articleis people worried about, about is people worried about, like, being like, decency and things being sexually explicit, and they sexually explicit, and then they conflating with sensitivity conflating that with sensitivity readers. start to talk readers. they start to talk about the james novels and

about the james bond novels and stuff, actually most of the stuff, but actually most of the article people going , article is about people going, hey, like hey, maybe we don't want like anti—colonial stuff and sort of critical race theory type stuff that's what it is, although some of things like home, of it is things like fun home, which novel read, which is a graphic novel i read, which is a graphic novel i read, which bad. so which didn't seem to be bad. so maybe far. but maybe they've gone too far. but really they're conflating conservatives about conservatives worried about stuff very woke stuff in stuff that very woke stuff in libraries other issue, libraries and this other issue, which genuine issue of which is a genuine issue of sensitivity and on. sensitivity readers and so on. and quote a lot of people and are «quote a lot of people and are headingl lot of people and are heading who of people and are heading who head)ple who are heading who head bbaabaas— who are heading who head librarians and— who are heading who head librarians and libraries and bmbca— librarians and libraries and bmbca a— librarians and libraries and limited a charity manages limited a charity that manages bbaaabcs— limited a charity that manages bbaabcs ba— limited a charity that manages libraries in devon. and this woman says, don't censor. woman says, we don't censor. aban— woman says, we don't censor. bbca aacbbca— woman says, we don't censor. then another woman, a primary job then another woman, a primary bob-babb— then another woman, a primary bob-back cya— then another woman, a primary job look over librarians. job is to look over librarians. sbc— job is to look over librarians. sbc says— job is to look over librarians. she says there's— job is to look over librarians. she says there's no censorship in she says there's no censorship bs babbc— she says there's no censorship in public libraries, so they do anab— in public libraries, so they do anf absces— in public libraries, so they do a.of quotes that- in public libraries, so they do a of quotes that counter a lot of quotes that counter bbbs— a lot of quotes that counter bbbs-wbca— a lot of quotes that counter this-when the- a lot of quotes that counter this when the truth is, as this point when the truth is, as we know,— this point when the truth is, as we know, we've— this point when the truth is, as we know, we've many we know, we've reported many bmcs—bbcy- we know, we've reported many bmcs—bbcy arel we know, we've reported manyi times—they are in times on this show, they are in be— times on this show, they are in be babbsb— times on this show, they are in the british-library- times on this show, they are in the british library here, the british public library here, the british public library here, be cac— the british public library here, be aca— the british public library here, the one near king's cross. they are the one near king's cross. they bababba— the one near king's cross. they are putting trigger— the one near king's cross. they are putting trigger warnings in the—they! are putting trigger warnings in. abs—bbcy the books in the place they are. bbcy-vc— the books in the place they are.| they've—removing the books in the place they are. they'ibooks removing the books in the place they are. they'ibooks and removing the books in the place they are. they'ibooks and having amoving some books and having sensitivity— some books and having sensitivity to- some books and having sensitivity to kill a mockingbird, re—edit books nabbed— mockingbird, re—edit books. riddled _warnings mockingbird, re—edit books. riddled—warnings . riddled with trigger warnings. yeah. — riddled with trigger warnings. yeah. yeah.— riddled with trigger warnings. yeah. yeah. the— riddled with trigger warnings. yeah. fin?" 3: riddled with trigger warnings. yeah. ”if" i: yeah. yeah. the independent now reports on braverman reports on suella braverman strange plan to hit back against

claims of racism. nick yeah , so claims of racism. nick yeah, so suella braverman considered posing as radio caller to defend herself over racism claims. and you think this is an odd- ft if and you think this is an odd one fwt wtf and you think this is an odd one for the independent?— you think this is an odd one for the independent? maybe. maybe whey-we—wumsl they're onto something. it turns out—suma- out it's a joke. it's suella- braverman _ spectator braverman in her own spectator com— braverman in her own spectator w... this— braverman in her own spectator w... this is— braverman in her own spectator column. this is journalism. now you—another- column. this is journalism. now you-another article. you just quote another article someone's-and- you just quote another article someone's and you someone's written and you repackage— someone's written and you repackagelin— someone's written and you repackage in her own article repackage it in her own article . wen,— repackage it in her own article . wen, she— repackage it in her own article . well, she said— repackage it in her own article . well, she said she . well, she said that she thougm— . well, she said that she thought about- . well, she said that she thought about calling as thought about calling in as someone called margaret as a reference margaret thatcher reference to margaret thatcher because— reference to margaret thatcher because when _ reference to margaret thatcher because when the attack you pewseneuy, — because when the attack youi pewseneuy, _wsew personally, it means they not weave— personally, it means they not weave-weave— personally, it means they not have-have not- personally, it means they not have-have not a- personally, it means they not have have not a single have they have not a single political— have they have not a single political argument famously political argument left famously thatcher—euse- thatcher said. so it's just seems— thatcher said. so it's just suella-bit- thatcher said. so it's just suella-bit of. thatcher said. so it's just suella bit of fun suella having a bit of fun saying— saying they're all attacking me, whey-ve— saying they're all attacking me, they've—andl they've got no arguments. and i wheuem— they've got no arguments. and i thought—ml thought it'd be funny to call in end— thought it'd be funny to call in eee-sw— thought it'd be funny to call in eee-n is. — thought it'd be funny to call in and-it is. and- thought it'd be funny to call in and-it is. and you. and that's all it is. and you knew,— and that's all it is. and you knew, whese— and that's all it is. and you know, these it's— and that's all it is. and you know, these it's being as know, these it's being taken as a know, these it's being taken as e-swewemenw— know, these it's being taken as a statement because a serious statement because whee-s— a serious statement because that's journalism they that's journalism now. they sweete— that's journalism now. they should _ should l should work. they should work foresees—- should work. they should worki for—reasons. suella for buzzfeed. 22 reasons. suella eweewmen is— for buzzfeed. 22 reasons. suella braverman is racist. \wiw braverman is racist. no, but they— braverman is racist. no, but they because no they can't because there's no more right? they more jobs, right? yeah. they should code. that's should learn to code. that's what buzzfeed _ should learn to code. that's what buzzfeed always- : t: that's what buzzfeed always said, isn't it? what buzzfeed always said, isn't in yeah.— what buzzfeed always said, isn't in veews. se— what buzzfeed always said, isn't it? yeah. so there— what buzzfeed always said, isn't it? yeah. so there you go. the people— it? yeah. so there you go. the people obsessed— it? yeah. so there you go. the people obsessed with suella braverman. people braverman. i know people in newswe— braverman. i know people in north—actually. braverman. i know people in- north_actually think north london who actually think the tory government is far right end— the tory government is far right eee—seeme- and they just think suella braverman but braverman is so evil. but i whisk—

braverman is so evil. but i think iw-s— braverman is so evil. but i think it's because when she visited—eeme- visited that prison camp in emee,— visited that prison camp in mess—up- visited that prison camp in| africa,_up there africa, she setting up there eu— africa, she setting up there were all those— africa, she setting up there were all those photos of her laughing— were all those photos of her laughing i laughing and laughing. and i knew—just- laughing and laughing. and i know _just photosl laughing and laughing. and i know that just photos laughing and laughing. and i know that maybe photos laughing and laughing. and i know that maybe someone taken and that maybe someone told joke. but where told a funny joke. but where i her i would try to present myself in much more serious. well, the to well, they cropped the photo to wake — well, they cropped the photo toi sake _was take out the two people she was laughing— take out the two people she was laughing-wash— take out the two people she was laughing-with-no- take out the two people she was laughing-with-no ,. take out the two people she was laughing with no , i laughing along with and no, i saw—swee- laughing along with and no, ii saw _the photo. saw the people on the photo. i as.— saw the people on the photo. i saw it. okay you— saw the people on the photo. i saw it. okay you still- saw the people on the photo. c you still didn't saw it. okay you still didn't like— saw it. okay you still didn't like-laughter?- saw it. okay you still didn't like-laughter?ldon't. c you still didn't like laughter? don't like like the laughter? i don't like as. — like the laughter? i don't like as. _as- like the laughter? i don't like. as. _as nearly it. anyway, the show is nearly oven it. anyway, the show is nearly over, another over, so let's take another quick front quick look at friday's front pages. quick look at friday's front pages . the quick look at friday's front pages. the daily mail leads with unelected lords plot to block rwanda plan. speaking the i has deputy pm raab refuses to resign the guardian has raab fights for political life. the times says raab stands firm as pm mulls over report on bullying. the express has just why did the bbc ignore mps call to protect women 7 ignore mps call to protect women ? the metro has ellen . we have a ? the metro has ellen. we have a problem and that's all we have time for tonight. thank you so much to my guests, scott caputo and tune in to the and nick dixon. tune in to the same time tomorrow when nick will be joined by paul cox and lewis remember if

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