i'm ray addison. headliners is coming right up. but first, here are the news headlines and our top story, the government is launching a review to find out why some mobile phone users did not receive today's emergency test alert . not receive today's emergency test alert. karim khan . at 3 test alert. karim khan. at 3 pm. most people received a message on their home screen along with a sound and vibration for up to ten seconds. however users on some networks, including three, did not. there's also been reports online that some people have not been able to make or receive calls since that test. deputy prime minister oliver dowden says the alert could save people's lives in the future. is the case that this has been developed with the national cyber security centre, which forms part of gchq . there

which forms part of gchq. there will be a very strict c cc q“ there will be a very strict procedures in place— will be a very strict procedures in place for— will be a very strict procedures in place for its— will be a very strict procedures in place for its authorization and— in place for its authorization and n— in place for its authorization and it wm— in place for its authorization and it will only— in place for its authorization and it will only be used in a situation— and it will only be used in a situation where— and it will only be used in a situation where your viewers uves— situation where your viewers uves — situation where your viewers uves in— situation where your viewers lives are in danger. i'm determined— lives are in danger. i'm determined that there is a very high— determined that there is a very high bar— determined that there is a very hhgh her for— determined that there is a very high bar for the— determined that there is a very high bar for the usage of this. the— high bar for the usage of this. the prime— high bar for the usage of this. the prime minister— high bar for the usage of this. the prime minister has- high bar for the usage of this. the prime minister has hailed the brave efforts of the uk's armed forces after they helped british diplomats and their families to escape fighting in sudan. they carried out a complex mission in the capital, khartoum , alongside other allies khartoum, alongside other allies . hundreds of civilians have died in the violent conflict between the sudanese army and a rival paramilitary group. foreign secretary james cleverly says the government will continue to ensure the safety of british nationals who remain in the country . we have taken the the country. we have taken the decision — the country. we have taken the decision to — {th we have taken the decision to temporarily chin. we have taken the decision to temporarily close the— decision to temporarily close the embassy— decision to temporarily close the embassy and to relocate our embassy— the embassy and to relocate our embassy shah. — the embassy and to relocate our embassy staff. that gives us a the— embassy staff. that gives us a the best— embassy staff. that gives us a the best opportunity to project our diplomatic— the best opportunity to project our diplomatic support back into suhah— our diplomatic support back into suhhh .— our diplomatic support back into suhhh . huh— our diplomatic support back into suhhh . huh we— our diplomatic support back into

sudan. but we remain our diplomatic support back into sudan . but we remain absolutely sudan. but we remain absolutely committed— sudan. but we remain absolutely eemmiiiei io— sudan. but we remain absolutely committed to support british miiemie— committed to support british nationals in— committed to support british nationals in sudan . we will do nationals in sudan. we will do so im— nationals in sudan. we will do so im eieee— nationals in sudan. we will do so in close coordination with our international— so in close coordination with our international partners . but our international partners. but the our international partners. but he hesi— our international partners. but he heei ihihg— our international partners. but the best thing that we can do to euphem— the best thing that we can do to eupheh hiiiieh— the best thing that we can do to support british nationals and indeed— support british nationals and indeed everyone— support british nationals and indeed everyone in sudan is pushed.— indeed everyone in sudan is huehei. ihe— indeed everyone in sudan is pushed. the generals involved in this pushed. the generals involved in his eemiiei— pushed. the generals involved in this conflict ,_ pushed. the generals involved in this conflict , to— pushed. the generals involved in this conflict , to bring it to an this conflict, to bring it to an emi— this conflict, to bring it to an end mi— this conflict, to bring it to an end and imi— this conflict, to bring it to an end and that will— this conflict, to bring it to an end and that will remain the whim— end and that will remain the prieiiiy eh— end and that will remain the priority of our— end and that will remain the priority of our diplomatic focus in me— priority of our diplomatic focus in he regim— priority of our diplomatic focus in ihe regiem .— priority of our diplomatic focus in the region . suella braverman in the region. suella braverman has been— in the region. suella braverman has been criticised— in the region. suella braverman has been criticised by an higeiiem— has been criticised by an algerian asylum seeker during an ixiimeiiem— algerian asylum seeker during an extinction rebellion protest euieiie— extinction rebellion protest emeiie ihe — extinction rebellion protest outside the home office. i?” outside the home office. 24 year old outside the home office. 24 year eii hem.— outside the home office. 24 year eii hem. whe— outside the home office. 24 year old moon, who crossed the engush old moon, who crossed the english channel in a small boat in december, said no human is illegal whilst protesters chanted refugees are welcome here. the comments come after the home secretary said it's crucial that the government does have the power to deport migrants without being blocked by the european court of human rights. 11 small boats carrying nearly 500 people made the dangerous crossing yesterday . dangerous crossing yesterday. diane abbott has been suspended as a labour mp pending an

investigation after she claimed that jewish people are not subject to racism in a letter to the observer newspaper, the former shadow health secretary said jewish people experienced prejudice like irish or red headed people , but not actual headed people, but not actual racism . she has since withdrawn racism. she has since withdrawn the remarks and apologised for any offence caused. however, the labour party has called the comments deeply offensive and wrong and two new pictures of prince louis have been published today as he celebrated his fifth birthday. he's been photographed being pushed in a wheelbarrow by his mum. louis is expected to accompany his siblings in the procession from westminster abbey during the king's coronation next month . we're on coronation next month. we're on tv online , on dab+ radio and on tv online, on dab+ radio and on tune in to this, of course, is gb news. time now for headlines

1m hello and welcome to . hello and welcome to headliners.— . hello and welcome to headliners. i'm- hello and welcome to headliners. i'm josh howie . and headliners. i'm josh howie. and ieimime— headliners. i'm josh howie. and joining me— headliners. i'm josh howie. and joining me tonight— headliners. i'm josh howie. and joining me tonight to pluck the eweeieei— joining me tonight to pluck the sweetest pickings from tomorrow's _ sweetest pickings from tomorrow's newspapers and my comedy— tomorrow's newspapers and my comedy brothers,— tomorrow's newspapers and my comedy brothers, louis shaffer emi— comedy brothers, louis shaffer and him— comedy brothers, louis shaffer and nick dixon.— comedy brothers, louis shaffer and nick dixon. look at those guys-— and nick dixon. look at those guys. iihei— and nick dixon. look at those guys. what handsome team we have this guys. what handsome team we have his evening.— guys. what handsome team we have this evening. how— guys. what handsome team we have this evening. how are— guys. what handsome team we have this evening. how are you both.7 heu— this evening. how are you both.7 you eme— this evening. how are you both.7 you guys eh— this evening. how are you both.7 you guys all right?— this evening. how are you both.7 you guys all right.7 i'm not all hem— you guys all right.7 i'm not all high todav-_ you guys all right.7 i'm not all iighiieiey. — you guys all right.7 i'm not all high him i— you guys all right.7 i'm not all right today. i don't- you guys all right.7 i'm not all right today. i:::: c right today. i don't think i'm having one of those. i want to apologise in advance for today's show. okay. you ever can you ieii— show. okay. you ever can you ieii he— show. okay. you ever can you tell us specifics— okay. you ever can you tell us specifics here? i mean, you— tell us specifics here? i mean, you im— tell us specifics here? i mean, you ever. i'm underprepared. i mou— you ever. i'm underprepared. i mow—homi- you ever. i'm underprepared. i know—don't get. know you think i don't get prepared— know you think i don't get prepared-these- know you think i don't get prepared these shows like i prepared for these shows like i mou— prepared for these shows like i knowlshouldn't_ prepared for these shows like i know shouldn't admit this, know i shouldn't admit this, but i know i shouldn't admit this, but i ooh-i— know i shouldn't admit this, but i don't underprepared i don't know, underprepared eomhoiei— i don't know, underprepared oompoiei io— i don't know, underprepared compared to your usual benchmark,— compared to your usual- benchmark,-already very benchmark, which is already very low— benchmark, which is already very humor-— benchmark, which is already very iomoi- moi. — benchmark, which is already very iomoi- moi. i- benchmark, which is already very low,-or not. i read- low, believe it or not. i read mou— low, believe it or not. i read moei oh— low, believe it or not. i read most of-stories.- low, believe it or not. i read most of stories. people most of the stories. people ooh-i— most of the stories. people don't believe— most of the stories. people don't believe that i do. well, most of the stories. people don't inice.'e that i do. well, most of the stories. people don't inice. yeaht i do. well, most of the stories. people don't inice. yeah butio. well, most of the stories. people don't inice. yeah but it well, most of the stories. people don't inice. yeah but it doesn't that's nice. yeah but it doesn't go-meom— that's nice. yeah but it doesn't go-meom you— that's nice. yeah but it doesn't go-mean, you read- go in. i mean, you read the heoiiimee— go in. i mean, you read the heoiiimee .— go in. i mean, you read the headlines . yeah,- go in. i mean, you read the headlines . yeah, because they're headlines. yeah, because they're not headlines. yeah, because they're moi—moi- headlines. yeah, because they're moi—moi eiohl not important. they're not story eioriee— not important. they're not story non stories-that.- not important. they're not story non stories. that. thank non stories. imagine that. thank you-i— non stories. imagine that. thank you-i woe— non stories. imagine that. thank you-i woe-io- non stories. imagine that. thank you-i woe-ho soy- you for. i was going to say i mou— you for. i was going to say i mow-oom- - you for. i was going to say i know-story. i'm- you for. i was going to say i know story. i'm going know it's non story. i'm going to know it's non story. i'm going io soy— know it's non story. i'm going io so imagine— know it's non story. i'm going to say imagine policeman being know it's non story. i'm going to s.wemagine policeman being know it's non story. i'm going to s.we investigate)liceman being know it's non story. i'm going to s.we investigate most|an being know it's non story. i'm going to s.we investigate most of being know it's non story. i'm going to s.we investigate most of the ng

like we investigate most of the huh— like we investigate most of the crimes but actually they hardly imeeiiooie— crimes but actually they hardly investigate any— crimes but actually they hardly investigate any that's still ouiie—eiime. | investigate any that's still quite—crime. is quite high bar on crime. most is ouiie— quite high bar on crime. most is quite-investigate- quite good investigate them. good— quite good investigate them. good homi— quite good investigate them. good poim i— quite good investigate them. good point i like the t shirt, by good point i like the t shirt, inf-wash— good point i like the t shirt, by-way.-thanks.- good point i like the t shirt, by way. thanks. yes by the way. oh, thanks. yes good. — by the way. oh, thanks. yes good. -iiohe- by the way. oh, thanks. yes good.-make me- by the way. oh, thanks. yes good. make me look a bit good. look. make me look a bit ihimeu—uoe- good. look. make me look a bit thinner._was going| thinner. yeah well, i was going to thinner. yeah well, i was going io-ii-e— thinner. yeah well, i was going io-ii-e hoi— thinner. yeah well, i was going to-it's not the— thinner. yeah well, i was going to it's not the reason. oh, to say, it's not the reason. oh, oooi— to say, it's not the reason. oh, eooi. weh— to say, it's not the reason. oh, cool. well, let's— to say, it's not the reason. oh, cool. well, let's have a quick iooh— cool. well, let's have a quick iooh oi— cool. well, let's have a quick look at monday's— cool. well, let's have a quick look at monday's front pages. we hove— look at monday's front pages. we hove-comm- look at monday's front pages. we have -corbyn sparks. look at monday's front pages. we have corbyn sparks new have the times corbyn sparks new iohoui— have the times corbyn sparks new iohoui ou— have the times corbyn sparks new labour row-racism. _ have the times corbyn sparks new labour row racism. wonder labour row over racism. i wonder if labour row over racism. i wonder h—ohoui- if we're going to talk about moi.— if we're going to talk about ihoh-ahhoi- if we're going to talk about. that.-abbot-labour that. the i abbot loses labour whip— that. the i abbot loses labour whip-offensive- that. the i abbot loses labour whip offensive race whip over offensive race comments. labour telegraph comments. the labour telegraph uk comments. the labour telegraph uh—omii- uk citizens abandoned amid heehie— uk citizens abandoned amid feeble _sudan. uk citizens abandoned amid. feeble _sudan crisis feeble response to sudan crisis .-iioii— feeble response to sudan crisis .-iioii iime— feeble response to sudan crisis .-mail time to- feeble response to sudan crisis . mail time to scrap . the daily mail time to scrap ihe—gei- . the daily mail time to scrap| the—get britain the tourist tax and get britain hoomimg— the tourist tax and get britain hoomimg ugoim— the tourist tax and get britain booming again. the mirror rod give— booming again. the mirror rod give mueee— booming again. the mirror rod give o— booming again. the mirror rod give nurses a rise— booming again. the mirror rod give nurses a rise now . and give nurses a rise now. and himoiio— give nurses a rise now. and himoiiy. ihe— give nurses a rise now. and finally, the daily star coronation- finally, the daily star coronation heat swelter to be a whi— coronation heat swelter to be a uiii. o— coronation heat swelter to be a uiii. o ieoi— coronation heat swelter to be a will, a real swelter, to be a regi— will, a real swelter, to be a ieoi heiiei— will, a real swelter, to be a real belter .— will, a real swelter, to be a real belter . there you go. not real belter. there you go. not a whi— real belter. there you go. not a uiii hem.— real belter. there you go. not a uiii heii. im— real belter. there you go. not a will belt. i'm happy to help. im— will belt. i'm happy to help. i-m iumihg— will belt. i'm happy to help. i'm turning into— will belt. i'm happy to help. i'm turning into jonathan ross. ioighi— i'm turning into jonathan ross. ieighi iei-e— i'm turning into jonathan ross. right let's start— i'm turning into jonathan ross. right let's start with the i, iouie— right let's start with the i, iouie-ihie- right let's start with the i, louis.-this is- right let's start with the i, louis. this is the big louis. well, this is the big moh— louis. well, this is the big eiom oh— louis. well, this is the big eioh of-davi- louis. well, this is the big story of day, which i know story of the day, which i know gosh— story of the day, which i know ioehlgoimg— story of the day, which i know ioehlgoimglhe— story of the day, which i know josh going be totally in josh is going to be totally in he— josh is going to be totally in iove uiih— josh is going to be totally in love with-diane- josh is going to be totally in love with diane abbott in love with is diane abbott in he— love with is diane abbott in iove-oi— love with is diane abbott in love - at all? 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ooh-i hoie— love hearing about this. that i ooh-i hoie ii.— love hearing about this. that i don't hate it. we're tired. hie-re— don't hate it. we're tired. were iuei— don't hate it. we're tired. we're just not— don't hate it. we're tired. we're just not fight with me on his.— we're just not fight with me on ihieliighie— we're just not fight with me on this.-right? you're- we're just not fight with me on this. right? you're going this. all right? you're going to he— this. all right? you're going to iove—iove- this. all right? you're going to love—love it.- love it. you you love it. i ooh-i— love it. you you love it. i ooh-i hove— love it. you you love it. i don't love you. - love it. you you love it. i don't love you. love the idea imi— don't love you. love the idea ihoi dime— don't love you. love the idea that diane abbott, who is jeremy comm-e— that diane abbott, who is jeremy comm-homo.— that diane abbott, who is jeremy corbyn's hand, whatever corbyn's right hand, whatever is has corbyn's right hand, whatever is hoe—hy- corbyn's right hand, whatever is has—by ihe- corbyn's right hand, whatever is. has—by the labour has been suspended by the labour party— has been suspended by the labour homo-ghee— has been suspended by the labour party after suggestion party after after suggestion euggeeiimg— party after after suggestion euggeeiimg-iol party after after suggestion suggesting do not party after after suggestion- suggesting - do not face suggesting that jews do not face . vee— suggesting that jews do not face racism . yes, she— suggesting that jews do not face racism . yes, she suggests that racism. yes, she suggests that she— racism. yes, she suggests that ehe pretty— racism. yes, she suggests that she pretty much,— racism. yes, she suggests that she pretty much, pretty much oom— she pretty much, pretty much says i— she pretty much, pretty much says it outright. _ she pretty much, pretty much says it outright. well, she said. — says it outright. well, she said. yeah— says it outright. well, she said. yeah she— says it outright. well, she said. yeah she said that there's eomeihimg— said. yeah she said that there's something there's— said. yeah she said that there's something there's difference something there's a difference heiueem— something there's a difference between prejudice and racism, which—ii- between prejudice and racism, which—ii ie| which i don't know what it is, im— which i don't know what it is, hui huh— which i don't know what it is, hui hui she— which i don't know what it is, but but she-like- which i don't know what it is, but but she like but she but but she said like but she hoeieoiiy— but but she said like but she basically lumped us, lumped the jews— basically lumped us, lumped the jews wim— basically lumped us, lumped the jews uiih ihe — basically lumped us, lumped the jews with the irish— basically lumped us, lumped the jews with the irish people and the travellers _ jews with the irish people and the travellers and the redhead geome— the travellers and the redhead geogie omi— the travellers and the redhead geogie me me— the travellers and the redhead people and the red—headed people eoyimg— people and the red—headed people eoyihg .— people and the red—headed people euyimg . you— people and the red—headed people euyimg . you mow.— people and the red—headed people saying , you know, we saying, you know, we've we hovem-i— saying, you know, we've we haven't found— saying, you know, we've we haven't found basically what highe— haven't found basically what diane abbott— haven't found basically what diane abbott is. _ haven't found basically what diane abbott is. she, is she is me— diane abbott is. she, is she is he whoopi— diane abbott is. she, is she is the whoopi goldberg of britain , the whoopi goldberg of britain, heeouee— the whoopi goldberg of britain, because whoopi _ the whoopi goldberg of britain, because whoopi goldberg said the exoei— because whoopi goldberg said the exact same thing.— because whoopi goldberg said the exact same thing. she said that the exact same thing. she said that me heue— exact same thing. she said that the jews didn't— exact same thing. she said that the jews didn't face racism by me.— the jews didn't face racism by he. ihey— the jews didn't face racism by me. ihey eoii— the jews didn't face racism by the. they said jews are white or home— the. they said jews are white or uhiie. uhiie — the. they said jews are white or white, white supremacy or white. so white, white supremacy or white. so ihey— white, white supremacy or white. so ihey — white, white supremacy or white. so they were being— white, white supremacy or white. so they were being killed for oihei— so they were being killed for other reasons.— so they were being killed for other reasons. but okay. but i'm going— other reasons. but okay. but i'm going io— other reasons. but okay. but i'm going io ieii— other reasons. but okay. but i'm going io ieii you— other reasons. but okay. but i'm going to tell you something why this going to tell you something why ihie ie— going to tell you something why ihie ie why— going to tell you something why this is why this— going to tell you something why this is why this is— going to tell you something why this is why this is horrific. as a this is why this is horrific. as o eiory— this is why this is horrific. as a story, because— this is why this is horrific. as a story, because it just makes geome—

a story, because it just makes heohie-ieue- a story, because it just makes people -jews even. a story, because it just makes people jews even more people hate the jews even more heeouee— people hate the jews even more heeouee ihe— people hate the jews even more because the fact— people hate the jews even more because the fact is,— people hate the jews even more because the fact is, she didn't say— because the fact is, she didn't eoy umyihimg— because the fact is, she didn't say anything bad— because the fact is, she didn't say anything bad about jews. say anything bad about the jews. she—jews- say anything bad about the jews. she—iewe high-i- she just said that jews didn't hove— she just said that jews didn't have ihe— she just said that jews didn't have the didn't— she just said that jews didn't have the didn't have that big a prohiem. — have the didn't have that big a problem. .does_ have the didn't have that big a problem. does everybody have problem. why does everybody have to problem. why does everybody have io—ihimge- problem. why does everybody have io—ihimge didl to say the exact same thing? did she to say the exact same thing? did ehe-ihoi— to say the exact same thing? did ehe-ihoi ihe— to say the exact same thing? did she .that the-didn't- she say that the jews didn't have — she say that the jews didn't have-problem?- she say that the jews didn't have problem? she she say that the jews didn't- have-problem?-she said have any problem? yeah, she said moi.— have any problem? yeah, she said moi-lye— have any problem? yeah, she said moi-lye hove— have any problem? yeah, she said that..we have to— have any problem? yeah, she said that..we have to let- have any problem? yeah, she said that. we have to let people that. so we have to let people iieeuee— that. so we have to let people discuss things— that. so we have to let people discuss things and if you prevem— discuss things and if you prevent them— discuss things and if you prevent them from discussing it and we've learned— prevent them from discussing it and we've learned that from free speech— and we've learned that from freei sheeeh—iheee speech nation and from all these free eheeeh— speech nation and from all these free speech issues— speech nation and from all these free speech issues ,_ speech nation and from all these free speech issues , when you free speech issues, when you eioh— free speech issues, when you stop _ discussing i stop people from discussing ihimge— stop people from discussing ihimge ogemiy— stop people from discussing things openly. josh then it goes imo— things openly. josh then it goes imo ihe— things openly. josh then it goes into the back— things openly. josh then it goes into the back of— things openly. josh then it goes into the back of their mind and hem— into the back of their mind and hem. iouie— into the back of their mind and then. louis, i'm— into the back of their mind and then. louis, i'm going to get you— then. louis, i'm going to get you home— then. louis, i'm going to get you kicked out— then. louis, i'm going to get you kicked out shul . i'm you kicked out of shul. i'm going— you kicked out of shul. i'm goimgleheoh— you kicked out of shul. i'm going-speak to - you kicked out of shul. i'm going speak to our rabbi going to speak to our rabbi ohoui— going to speak to our rabbi ohoui you. — going to speak to our rabbi about you. yeah. nick, what's your— about you. yeah. nick, what's your-weh— about you. yeah. nick, what's your-wei. ii-e- about you. yeah. nick, what's your well, it's very your take on well, it's very iiheiem— your take on well, it's very different—take. different from louis take. i i— different from louis take. i mean, i think— different from louis take. i mean, i think anything, mean, i think if anything, geome— mean, i think if anything, geohie—io- mean, i think if anything,- heohie—io euphoh people are rallying to support jewi5h_ people are rallying to support jewish-because- people are rallying to support jewish because what she jewish people because what she eoii— jewish people because what she eeii wee— jewish people because what she said was awful— jewish people because what she said was awful about jewish geome— said was awful about jewish geogie emi— said was awful about jewish people and also— said was awful about jewish people and also irish people and iieweiieie— people and also irish people and travellers-on. - people and also irish people and travellers-on. and- people and also irish people and travellers on. 2 travellers and so on. and it's hizeue— travellers and so on. and it's bizarre you have to bizarre woke thing you have to do saying that certain races do of saying that certain races have certain races have suffered and certain races of other ones of victims and other ones aren't. and this bizarre aren't. and this is bizarre eiiemhi— aren't. and this is bizarre eiiemhi io— c and this is bizarre attempt to classify things and em— attempt to classify things and ehe-ihei— attempt to classify things and ehe-ihei ohiy- attempt to classify things andi she -that only-said she she said that only she said the she she said that only she said ihe-eeheih— she she said that only she said the-certain races- she she said that only she said the certain races you know the only certain races you know my— the only certain races you know omiy-heohie— the only certain races you know only-people-been. the only certain races you know only people been on only black people have been on only black people have been on om-emi— only black people have been on on-and manacle- only black people have been on on-and manacle to- only black people have been on on and manacle to ships only black people have been on

on no and manacle to ships only black people have been on on no white manacle to ships only black people have been on on no white seeming to ships only black people have been on on no white seeming people; only black people have been on on no white seeming people had and no white seeming people had been—ihe— and no white seeming people had been—the stupid- and no white seeming people had been _the stupid thingl been on ships. the stupid thing about this is it's historically illiterate as well, because although was although obviously that was transatlantic word transatlantic slavery, the word slave from slav because transatlantic slavery, the word slavepeople from slav because transatlantic slavery, the word slavepeople were slav because transatlantic slavery, the word slavepeople were enslaved ause transatlantic slavery, the word slavepeople were enslaved in;e transatlantic slavery, the word slavepeople were enslaved in the slav people were enslaved in the ninth by muslims in ninth century by muslims in spain. then ninth century by muslims in spain . then you've got the fact spain. then you've got the fact he— spain. then you've got the fact he you— spain. then you've got the fact ihei you mow.— spain. then you've got the fact that you know, the _ " then you've got the fact that you know, the ottoman empire—emi- that you know, the ottoman. empire—still had empire was still has still had whiie— empire was still has still had white-decades- empire was still has still had white decades after white slaves decades after ameiieem— white slaves decades after american the american slavery ended. so the hoim— american slavery ended. so the point.everyone's_ point is, everyone's been eheiewei— point is, everyone's been emeiewei ei— point is, everyone's been enslaved at some point in the hoioeeueh— enslaved at some point in the holocaust, right?— enslaved at some point in the holocaust, right? you had slaves in holocaust, right? you had slaves im—iewieh- in mahyar tousi. jewish people oiwioueiy— in mahyar tousi. jewish people obviously-racism. - in mahyar tousi. jewish people obviously racism. but obviously suffered racism. but but obviously suffered racism. but huh—beeh- but all races have been emeiewei. — but all races have been enslaved. so- but all races have been enslaved. so was but all races have been- enslaved. so .was annoying but all races have been- eniwell.i. so .was annoying but all races have been- eniwell. but .was annoying but all races have been eniwell. but then was annoying but all races have been eniwell. but then then annoying but all races have been eniwell. but then then came ng but all races have been eniwell. but then then came the as well. but then then came the meme— as well. but then then came the hizeme epoiogy— as well. but then then came the bizarre apology she said bizarre apology where she said he— bizarre apology where she said ihei-wee— bizarre apology where she said ihei-wee e— bizarre apology where she said that-was a draft.- bizarre apology where she said that was a draft. that's that this was a draft. that's ihe— that this was a draft. that's like obviously— that this was a draft. that's like obviously draft like obviously your first draft is like obviously your first draft ie-emi— like obviously your first draft is-and racist.- like obviously your first draft is and racist. like, is just mad and racist. like, eomy— is just mad and racist. like, eomy guye— is just mad and racist. like, eomy guye. ihei— is just mad and racist. like, sorry guys, that slipped sorry guys, that one slipped ouh— sorry guys, that one slipped ouh-ehe- sorry guys, that one slipped out.-she said- sorry guys, that one slipped out. she said she out. and then she said she wemei— out. and then she said she wemei io— out. and then she said she wanted to disassociate herself hom— wanted to disassociate herself. from the comments as they were meie— from the comments as they were mete-ihe— from the comments as they were made-like-were- made today, like they were guhiiehei— made today, like they were published today. on the same published today. and on the same day,— published today. and on the same iey. ehe-e— published today. and on the same eey. ehe-e ihe— published today. and on the same day, she's like, it's— published today. and on the same day, she's like, it's like me eeyimg— day, she's like, it's like me eeyimg. you— day, she's like, it's like me saying, you-that- day, she's like, it's like me saying, you that thing saying, you know that thing i eeii— saying, you know that thing i eeiilihe— saying, you know that thing i saidlthe intro— saying, you know that thing i said the intro lewis, said in the intro with lewis, i ioieiiy— said in the intro with lewis, i totally disassociate myself. it said in the intro with lewis, i tota two isassociate myself. it said in the intro with lewis, i tota two minuteste myself. it said in the intro with lewis, i tota two minutes ago,yself. it said in the intro with lewis, i tota two minutes ago, so lf. it was was two minutes ago, so that was mei— was two minutes ago, so that was mei ee— was two minutes ago, so that was mad as-shouldn't- was two minutes ago, so that was mad as shouldn't she be mad as well. shouldn't she be eiiowei— mad as well. shouldn't she be eiiowei io— mad as well. shouldn't she be allowed to say— mad as well. shouldn't she be allowed to say to— mad as well. shouldn't she be allowed to say to say that? so ehe — allowed to say to say that? so ehe eo— allowed to say to say that? so ehe eo ehe— allowed to say to say that? so she so she doesn't. but again, we hewe— she so she doesn't. but again, we hewe-ioimg- she so she doesn't. but again, we have-doing it.- we have she's not doing it. woue— we have she's not doing it. you-ie—eeiimgi we have she's not doing it.- you're_acting like you're acting. she's acting like it's you're acting. she's acting like ire-ming— you're acting. she's acting like ii-e-ihimg.-ehel it's a major thing, which she iii.— it's a major thing, which she iii. she— it's a major thing, which she did. she didn't— it's a major thing, which she

did. she didn't do anything mei— did. she didn't do anything meioi-iuei— did. she didn't do anything major.-just said- did. she didn't do anything major. just said something did. she didn't do anything majiwasn't just said something did. she didn't do anything majiwasn't advocatingimething did. she didn't do anything majiwasn't advocating killingig she wasn't advocating killing the she wasn't advocating killing ihe-he— she wasn't advocating killing the - he wasn't - she wasn't advocating killing the he wasn't wasn't the jews. he wasn't she wasn't eiwoeeiihg. — the jews. he wasn't she wasn't advocating. .she's- the jews. he wasn't she wasn't advocating. she's basically advocating. she she's basically igmoiihg— advocating. she she's basically ignoring holocaust, advocating. she she's basically ignoring that'sicaust, advocating. she she's basically ignoring that's happened something that's happened in iiwihg— something that's happened ini iiwimg—ihei something that's happened in. iiwimg—ihei ii living memory and saying that it ioeem-i— living memory and saying that it doesn't-that's- doesn't matter. that's essentially— doesn't matter. that's- essentially-she's an essentially the gist. she's an iiioh— essentially the gist. she's an iiioh-you— essentially the gist. she's an idiot.-you know,- essentially the gist. she's an idiot. you know, and to idiot. so and you know, and to whei— idiot. so and you know, and to whei-whei— idiot. so and you know, and to what what happened to the what and to what happened to the home— what and to what happened to the home geome— what and to what happened to the home geogie oi— what and to what happened to the roma people or whatever. and the fact roma people or whatever. and the fee-meiehiimg— fact that pretending that this eiuh— fact that pretending that this eiuh-eiiii— fact that pretending that this stuff-still-for. stuff doesn't still exist for jewi5h_ stuff doesn't still exist for. jewish _travellers stuff doesn't still exist for- jewish _travellers and jewish people and travellers and wheieweu— jewish people and travellers and whatever, who _ jewish people and travellers and whatever, who are— jewish people and travellers and whatever, who are still victims jewish people and travellers and wiracism. who are still victims jewish people and travellers and wiracism. she are still victims jewish people and travellers and wiracism. she ise still victims jewish people and travellers and wiracism. she is an:ill victims jewish people and travellers and wiracism. she is an idiot.tims jewish people and travellers and wiracism. she is an idiot. josh of racism. she is an idiot. josh she— of racism. she is an idiot. josh she ehe-e— of racism. she is an idiot. josh she ehe-e-em— of racism. she is an idiot. josh she she's-an idiot.- of racism. she is an idiot. josh she she's an idiot. she got she she's not an idiot. she got ehe— she she's not an idiot. she got ehe wem— she she's not an idiot. she got she went cambridge, she got she went to cambridge, she got a hieioiy—eem-hel history degree. you can still be an history degree. you can still be em iiioi. — history degree. you can still be an idiot. everything that i be hee— an idiot. everything that i be has suffered— an idiot. everything that i be has suffered a— an idiot. everything that i be has suffered a lot of racism heieeh— has suffered a lot of racism herself and— has suffered a lot of racism herself and has— has suffered a lot of racism herself and has pushed through houmieiiee. — boundaries. the fact that she ioeem-i—heim boundaries. the fact that she- doesn't_pain, the doesn't know about the pain, the hein— doesn't know about the pain, the heim-hieh— doesn't know about the pain, the heim-hieh heohie- doesn't know about the pain, the pain irish people had pain that the irish people had to travellers— pain that the irish people had to travellers had. _ pain that the irish people had to travellers had. even red—headed- to travellers had. even red—headed people had makes her umii— red—headed people had makes her umii io— red—headed people had makes her umii iolim— red—headed people had makes her umii iolim-eix— unfit to be in polish six and he— unfit to be in polish six andi ihe—ihie the fact that she printed this hee— the fact that she printed this hee ehowm— the fact that she printed this has shown the— the fact that she printed this has shown the world that she's weii— has shown the world that she's weii ii— has shown the world that she's weii i we— has shown the world that she's well it was she— has shown the world that she's well it was she now you're eeyimg— well it was she now you're eeyimg ihe— well it was she now you're saying the opposite. now you're eeyimg— saying the opposite. now you're eeyimg-unhi— saying the opposite. now you're eeyimg-umii io- saying the opposite. now you're saying _unfit to be. - saying the opposite. now you're saying unfit to be. the saying she is unfit to be. the ihimg— saying she is unfit to be. the ihimg ie— saying she is unfit to be. the thing is ehe— saying she is unfit to be. the thing is, she said— saying she is unfit to be. the thing is, she said mad things. i mean, she said— thing is, she said mad things. i mean, she said that on mean, she said that mao, on heiemee— mean, she said that mao, on heiemee. iii— mean, she said that mao, on balance, did more good than herm— balance, did more good than. herm—ihimg harm, which was a bizarre thing to harm, which was a bizarre thing io eey. — harm, which was a bizarre thing io eey. were— harm, which was a bizarre thing to say. we're not— harm, which was a bizarre thing to say. we're not we're not. when— to say. we're not we're not. when you— to say. we're not we're not. when you stand— to say. we're not we're not. when you stand up, say mad hinge.— when you stand up, say mad things. strange— when you stand up, say mad things. strange thing is, why do you-heed— things. strange thing is, why do you-heed io— things. strange thing is, why do you-heed ho ho-

things. strange thing is, why do you need to do this? things. strange thing is, why do you it's need to do this? things. strange thing is, why do you it's becaused to do this? things. strange thing is, why do you it's because when) this? things. strange thing is, why do you it's because when you've and it's because when you've emiweeei— and it's because when you've embraced ideology of and it's because when you've- embraced-ideology of the embraced the new ideology of the em.— embraced the new ideology of the hem. iheie-e— embraced the new ideology of the left, there's kind— embraced the new ideology of the left, there's kind hierarchy. left, there's kind of hierarchy. she— left, there's kind of hierarchy. she-wee— left, there's kind of hierarchy. she was desperate to she she she was desperate to mete— she she she was desperate to mete-hom— she she she was desperate to make-point that- she she she was desperate to make point that these people make the point that these people hewem-i—guiie- make the point that these people haven't—quite the- haven't suffered in quite the eeme-iheee- haven't suffered in quite the- same _these-people, same way as these other people, heeuee— same way as these other people, heeeuee—ihie- same way as these other people, because _this thisi because obsessed with this this hiereeehy— because obsessed with this this hierarchy,_what?- hierarchy, like, guess what? sieweiy— hierarchy, like, guess what? sieweiy emi— hierarchy, like, guess what? slavery and racism against hieeh— slavery and racism against black,-black- slavery and racism against black,-black is black, you know, black racism is ieeiiy— really bad. and also the holocaust— really bad. and also the holocaust is— really bad. and also the holocaust is really and holocaust is really bad. and home— holocaust is really bad. and home heohie— holocaust is really bad. and roma people being persecuted is ieeiiy— roma people being persecuted is ieeiiy-iheyhe— roma people being persecuted is really-they're all- roma people being persecuted is really they're all bad. really bad. they're all bad. ihe— really bad. they're all bad. like,.doesn't_ really bad. they're all bad. like, doesn't have to be this like, it doesn't have to be this eomgehhiom— like, it doesn't have to be this competition. and— like, it doesn't have to be this competition. and of competition. and by sort of eeyimg— competition. and by sort of saying hierarchy saying that this hierarchy of racism—she's. saying that this hierarchy of. racism—she's like racism doesn't exist, she's like hoee— racism doesn't exist, she's like wowee-ioee— racism doesn't exist, she's like wowee-ioee im- racism doesn't exist, she's like proves-does in this- proves that it does in this ieheu— proves that it does in this ieheu-hhe- proves that it does in this. letter.-the observer proves that it does in this- letter.-the observer put letter. but why the observer put it but— letter. but why the observer put it but the — letter. but why the observer put it but the other— letter. but why the observer put it but the other one question i want— it but the other one question i want to— it but the other one question i want to - before _ it but the other one question i want to - before we - it but the other one question i want to before we move want to say before we move on is, want to say before we move on iint— want to say before we move on iint right— want to say before we move on iint right-she- want to say before we move on is,.it right-she lost- is, is it right that she lost the— is, is it right that she lost the whip?— is, is it right that she lost the whip.7 and— is, is it right that she lost the whip.7 and is this labour realty—yeah] really have a choice? yeah, wen,— really have a choice? yeah, wen, that-s— really have a choice? yeah, well, that's interesting because i wewee— well, that's interesting because i wewee wew— well, that's interesting because i wonder how many people in weeew—eeme labour secretly feel the same way— labour secretly feel the same way eeeewe — labour secretly feel the same way because all— labour secretly feel the same way because all she's doing is expressing— way because all she's doing is expressing-ef- way because all she's doing is expressing of critical expressing the kind of critical eeee—e- expressing the kind of critical race of worldview race theory kind of worldview identitarian_ identitarian stuff, which they weeeew— identitarian stuff, which they| weeeew—egree probably a lot of them agree with. — probably a lot of them agree with. _course - probably a lot of them agree with. course they had to. with. but of course they had to. veere— with. but of course they had to. veew they— with. but of course they had to. yeah, they were— with. but of course they had to. yeah, they were bound to do it. veere— yeah, they were bound to do it. veew weu— yeah, they were bound to do it. veew well i— yeah, they were bound to do it. yeah, well i-i_ yeah, they were bound to do it. yeah, well |-| think- yeah, well i think, i think yew-e— yeah, well i think, i think you're-think- yeah, well i think, i think- you're _think . maybe you're wrong. i think or maybe maybe— you're wrong. i think or maybe maybe-werew— you're wrong. i think or maybe maybe-werew- w- you're wrong. i think or maybe maybe right. i think at maybe you're right. i think at the maybe you're right. i think at wee-ewe— maybe you're right. i think at ewe-ewe eey- maybe you're right. i think at the the day those are the the end of the day those are the ewe— the end of the day those are the ewe-ae— the end of the day those are the ewe-we ewe— the end of the day those are the two-at the end- the end of the day those are the two-at the end of- the end of the day those are the two at the end of the two options. at the end of the day,— two options. at the end of the dew ewe-e— two options. at the end of the dew, ewe-e ew— two options. at the end of the day, she's an idiot. okay she's a well—educated—

day, she's an idiot. okay she's a well—educated brownite. and by the way,— a well—educated brownite. and by we wew -wee— a well—educated brownite. and by the way, - not - people - the way, she's not why people weee— the way, she's not why people| weee—www hate jews. you are right. why? peewe—ewe- hate jews. you are right. why? eeewe—ewe wew| hate jews. you are right. why?| people _the way, i people hate jews. by the way, i sweete— people hate jews. by the way, i ewewe wee— people hate jews. by the way, i ewewe we say— people hate jews. by the way, i should just say that i have twee— should just say that i have three red—headed jewish ewwerew— three red—headed jewish children,-it- three red—headed jewish . children,-it pretty, children, so we get it pretty, weew— children, so we get it pretty, pew-where— children, so we get it pretty,| pretty-there-the pretty bad. there one of the eeeegrepw— pretty bad. there one of the eeeegrepw-fer— pretty bad. there one of the telegraph .for us. - pretty bad. there one of the telegraph for us. nick yeah, telegraph got for us. nick yeah, wen,— telegraph got for us. nick yeah, weu, thev're — telegraph got for us. nick yeah, well, they're going with uk ewwewe— well, they're going with uk citizens abandoned feeble citizens abandoned amid feeble response—sol response to sudan crisis. so yew-we— response to sudan crisis. so yew-we gee— response to sudan crisis. so yew-we gee ewe— response to sudan crisis. so you've got this fighting that's wewee— you've got this fighting that's kicked—since- you've got this fighting that'si kicked—since april kicked off in sudan since april wee— kicked off in sudan since april wee-ewew-we— kicked off in sudan since april 14th .they've had - kicked off in sudan since april 14th they've had to evacuate 14th and they've had to evacuate peepte— 14th and they've had to evacuate peepwe. ewe— 14th and they've had to evacuate people. but accusation is people. but the accusation is thev've— people. but the accusation is they've evacuate— people. but the accusation is they've evacuate the embassy. ewewemeee— they've evacuate the embassy. diplomats first— they've evacuate the embassy. diplomats first before the erewew— diplomats first before the ordinary people who've essentially— ordinary people who've essentially been told to shelter in essentially been told to shelter ewe—ew- essentially been told to shelter ewe—we wk.- in place, which is a bit like ewew— in place, which is a bit like duck-cover.— in place, which is a bit like duck-cover. it's- in place, which is a bit like duck cover. it's not ideal. duck and cover. it's not ideal. awe— duck and cover. it's not ideal. awe thew-re— duck and cover. it's not ideal. and they're comparing it to weew— and they're comparing it to kabul-biden's- and they're comparing it to kabul biden's disastrous kabul and biden's disastrous reweee— kabul and biden's disastrous retreat-awe— kabul and biden's disastrous retreat-and the- kabul and biden's disastrous retreat and the argument retreat there. and the argument against— retreat there. and the argument against-wen,— retreat there. and the argument against well, you've got the against is, well, you've got the embassy—under- against is, well, you've got the embassy under the embassy people are under the wee—tweet,- embassy people are under thei most_threat,.you most immediate threat, so you have— most immediate threat, so you have-prioritise— most immediate threat, so you have prioritise them. and have to prioritise them. and were-e— have to prioritise them. and were-e wee— have to prioritise them. and there's also a— have to prioritise them. and there's also a concern about how many— there's also a concern about how many peewe— there's also a concern about how many peewe-eew— many people you can realistically- many people you can realistically evacuate. you ewe-e— realistically evacuate. you eew-e ee— realistically evacuate. you can't do 5000.— realistically evacuate. you can't do 5000. they're saying , can't do 5000. they're saying, ewe—ee- can't do 5000. they're saying, ewe—we eeel can't do 5000. they're saying,- ewe—ee gee eeewe but they've managed to get about woo— but they've managed to get about ezoo-eeeerewew- but they've managed to get about 1200-apparently so- but they've managed to get about 1200 apparently so , 1200 out. so apparently so, yeah.— 1200 out. so apparently so, yeah-lume— 1200 out. so apparently so, yeah. that's that's basically yeah. so that's that's basically it . yeah. so that's that's basically w .meewl— yeah. so that's that's basically w lmeew-wg— yeah. so that's that's basically it . mean, big question, it. i mean, the big question, lewe— it. i mean, the big question, lewelere— it. i mean, the big question, louis,.are there- it. i mean, the big question,l louis,.are there-in louis, is are there any dogs in danger— louis, is are there any dogs in danger 7— louis, is are there any dogs in danger e wen,— louis, is are there any dogs in danger ? well, the english people danger? well, the english people do danger? well, the english people ee eee— danger? well, the english people we eeewe— danger? well, the english people do care about that,— danger? well, the english people do care about that, obviously. i w— do care about that, obviously. i w wee— do care about that, obviously. i mean, i tried to—

do care about that, obviously. i mean, i tried to figure out what the sedan— mean, i tried to figure out what the sudan story— mean, i tried to figure out what the sudan story is.— mean, i tried to figure out what the sudan story is. well, besieeuw— the sudan story is. well, basically, i've- the sudan story is. well, basically, i've just i've just wmmee— basically, i've just i've just wmmee w— basically, i've just i've just summed it up— basically, i've just i've just summed it up really well. yeah yeah. — summed it up really well. yeah yeah. ewe— summed it up really well. yeah yeah. but basically up north, yew-we— yeah. but basically up north, yew-we gee— yeah. but basically up north, yew-we gee eu— yeah. but basically up north, you've got all the infrastructure down south, yew-we— infrastructure down south, yew-we-ewe- infrastructure down south,i you've _the .they you've got all the oil. they sewe— you've got all the oil. they eewelwee— you've got all the oil. they split into countries split it into two countries eeeewe— split it into two countries because - at - split it into two countries| because - at war split it into two countries- because-at war and, because they were at war and, ewe— because they were at war and, ewe-whey— because they were at war and, ewe-whey sew— because they were at war and, and .they sort of— because they were at war and, and they sort of made and so they sort of made a eemewwee— and so they sort of made a somewhat of— and so they sort of made a somewhat of a— and so they sort of made a somewhat of a peace. but of course-side's— somewhat of a peace. but of course-side's got- somewhat of a peace. but of course side's got the oil. course one side's got the oil. ewe— course one side's got the oil. ewe ewe-e— course one side's got the oil. ewe ewe-e gee— course one side's got the oil. one side's got the infrastructure, there's fighting.— infrastructure, there's fighting. now the are they fighting. so now the are they fighting?— fighting? are they fighting between— fighting? are they fighting between south sudan, new between in the south sudan, new eewwew— between in the south sudan, new eewwew ewe— between in the south sudan, new eewwew end we— between in the south sudan, new country and the and the sudan werew— country and the and the sudan weww eewwew— country and the and the sudan north country to _ country and the and the sudan north country to take control . north country to take control. ewe— north country to take control. we er— north country to take control. we er ie— north country to take control. we er is ie— north country to take control. but or is it or— north country to take control. but or is it or is— north country to take control. but or is it or is it- north country to take control. but or is it or is it or it seems like— but or is it or is it or it seems like a- but or is it or is it or it seems like a civil war that's going— seems like a civil war that's gewg ewe— seems like a civil war that's going on? well,— seems like a civil war that's going on? well, it is a civil ewe— going on? well, it is a civil we we— going on? well, it is a civil war, but it was— going on? well, it is a civil war, but it was a- going on? well, it is a civil war, but it was a civil war eeeere— war, but it was a civil war eefere w— war, but it was a civil war before it was— war, but it was a civil war before it was no, it's not a civil— before it was no, it's not a civil we— before it was no, it's not a civil war because now you have we— civil war because now you have we eewwwee.— civil war because now you have two countries. they're not i den-e— two countries. they're not i eee-e week— two countries. they're not i don't think they're fighting. across—there don't think they're fighting- across_there are across sudan. sue gray there are sewn— across sudan. sue gray there are still hundreds. _ across sudan. sue gray there are still hundreds. they're saying at still hundreds. they're saying ee—ef- still hundreds. they're saying at_of british. at least hundreds of british citizens— at least hundreds of british citizens whether they're at least hundreds of british citizerto whether they're at least hundreds of british citizerto get whether they're at least hundreds of british citizerto get theirether they're at least hundreds of british citizerto get their out. they're at least hundreds of british citizerto get their out. andr're at least hundreds of british citizerto get their out. and the going to get their out. and the ewe— going to get their out. and the ewe-were— going to get their out. and the other-here is— going to get their out. and the other here is about body other story here is about body —eee- other story here is about body. cams. _for nurses cams. yeah body cams for nurses to cams. yeah body cams for nurses ee eweee— cams. yeah body cams for nurses ee eewee see— cams. yeah body cams for nurses to reduce sex attacks. i to reduce sex attacks. and i wee— to reduce sex attacks. and i kind ef— to reduce sex attacks. and i kind of-like - to reduce sex attacks. and i kind of like laughed in a kind of almost like laughed in a week— kind of almost like laughed in a week-were— kind of almost like laughed in a bleak-there-it's- kind of almost like laughed in a bleak-there-it's sol bleak way there because it's so week— bleak way there because it's so bleak-horrendous. - bleak way there because it's so bleak horrendous. so there's bleak and horrendous. so there's been— bleak and horrendous. so there's been esoo— bleak and horrendous. so there's been esoo plus— bleak and horrendous. so there's been 6500 plus reports of rape ene— been 6500 plus reports of rape ene eexwew— been 6500 plus reports of rape and sexual assault— been 6500 plus reports of rape and sexual assault on nurses

ne— and sexual assault on nurses zen».— and sexual assault on nurses since 2019. this— and sexual assault on nurses since 2019. this is disgusting ewnwe. — since 2019. this is disgusting ewnwe. ane— since 2019. this is disgusting culture. and now— since 2019. this is disgusting culture. and now that we enwewew— culture. and now that we obviously the _ culture. and now that we obviously the police have body ewe— obviously the police have body cams, but now— obviously the police have body cams, but now nurses are going to cams, but now nurses are going ee newe— cams, but now nurses are going ee newe ee— cams, but now nurses are going ee newe ee newe— cams, but now nurses are going to have to have it.— cams, but now nurses are going to have to have it. it's just eneenen— to have to have it. it's just another story— to have to have it. it's just another story of- to have to have it. it's just another story of total cultural eeeew. — another story of total cultural eeeew. .enen — another story of total cultural decay. them doing the decay. stop them doing the raping- — decay. stop them doing thei raping- —nenee raping. and yeah, the police newe— raping. and yeah, the police nee-wen.— raping. and yeah, the police. have _them.-right. have it for them. you're right. wneneee— have it for them. you're right. whereas-nurses,- have it for them. you're right. whereas nurses, it's more whereas the nurses, it's more new-ne— whereas the nurses, it's more they're - attacked. - whereas the nurses, it's more they're attacked. correct. whereas the nurses, it's more they'resatiricalttacked. correct. whereas the nurses, it's more they'resatirical point d. correct. whereas the nurses, it's more they'resatirical point about'ect. whereas the nurses, it's more they'resatirical point about the good. satirical point about the police-— good. satirical point about the police-_l'm- police. they're louis, i'm ewneee— police. they're louis, i'm ewneee-ee- police. they're louis, i'm| almost-to-you police. they're louis, i'm. almost-to-you if police. they're louis, i'm- almost-to-you if you almost scared to ask you if you newe— almost scared to ask you if you new enwennne— almost scared to ask you if you have anything on— almost scared to ask you if you have anything on this. louis, yew— have anything on this. louis, are you wearing— have anything on this. louis, are you wearing body cam right are you wearing a body cam right new— are you wearing a body cam right neweleen-e— are you wearing a body cam right now?idon't know. _ are you wearing a body cam right now?idon't know. i— are you wearing a body cam right now? don't know. i are now? i don't know. i mean, are we gene— now? i don't know. i mean, are we gene-newe— now? i don't know. i mean, are we going-have ee- now? i don't know. i mean, are we going have as everybody we going to have as everybody going— we going to have as everybody gene-newe— we going to have as everybody going-have new— we going to have as everybody going-have body-i. we going to have as everybody going have body i mean, going to have body cams? i mean, bad going to have body cams? i mean, new wines— going to have body cams? i mean, nee ennee een— going to have body cams? i mean, bad things can-every- bad things can happen every nenwee— bad things can happen every minute _called- minute of every called the ewewe, — minute of every called the circle, which _ minute of every called the circle, which really good circle, which is a really good newe— circle, which is a really good newe neeen— circle, which is a really good dave eggers book. and it's all enewe— dave eggers book. and it's all about everybody— dave eggers book. and it's all about everybody eventually does ween—neewel wear these body cams to prove ewewnnne— wear these body cams to prove everything-time.- wear these body cams to prove everything time. and everything all the time. and newe— everything all the time. and newe ew— everything all the time. and have our lives— everything all the time. and have our lives recorded. for eneee— have our lives recorded. for eneee-een-e- have our lives recorded. for those-don't havej have our lives recorded. for. those-don't have a have our lives recorded. for- those-don't have a tv those of us who don't have a tv enew— those of us who don't have a tv enew ee— those of us who don't have a tv enew teleme— those of us who don't have a tv show to.onto. but— those of us who don't have a tv show to onto. but do you show to go onto. but do you mine— show to go onto. but do you wink-n— show to go onto. but do you ennn-n e— show to go onto. but do you think-is a good- show to go onto. but do you think is a good way? think this is a good way? onwewew— think this is a good way? obviously,-to. think this is a good way?- obviously,-to protect obviously, we need to protect ewe—ene- obviously, we need to protect ewe—ene people. obviously, we need to protect. our—the people who our nurses and the people who ween— our nurses and the people who week in— our nurses and the people who were in ew— our nurses and the people who work in our health— our nurses and the people who work in our health system. well, i-unfortunately,- work in our health system. well, i unfortunately, like the i mean, unfortunately, like the hospital— i mean, unfortunately, like the hospital-l— i mean, unfortunately, like the neepnee-n 90— i mean, unfortunately, like the hospital-i goland- i mean, unfortunately, like the hospital i go and i'm hospital that i go to and i'm ewne— hospital that i go to and i'm quite friendly— hospital that i go to and i'm quite friendly with the staff were,— there, they're lovely people, ewe— there, they're lovely people, ewe-enwneew- there, they're lovely people,| but-anybody-just but it's like anybody can just week— but it's like anybody can just week-enem— but it's like anybody can just walk they're long walk in and they're long eennene— walk in and they're long corridors-you- walk in and they're long corridors you know, walk in and they're long corridors -you know, can corridors and, you know, you can go corridors and, you know, you can 90 penny— corridors and, you know, you can 90 new nwen— corridors and, you know, you can 90 new nwen-sei corridors and, you know, you can go pretty much so you go pretty much anywhere. so you knew,— go pretty much anywhere. so you knew-n— go pretty much anywhere. so you knew-n eewe— go pretty much anywhere. so you know,-i could feel-

know, there is i could feel i eeww— know, there is i could feel i eewe ee— know, there is i could feel i could see they— know, there is i could feel i could see they need a sense of eeewnw. — could see they need a sense of security. _that'll - could see they need a sense of security. that'll help. security. and if that'll help. all security. and if that'll help. we fight-— security. and if that'll help. all right-but- security. and if that'll help. all right. but certainly all right. yeah. but certainly wnen— all right. yeah. but certainly wnen-enewe.- all right. yeah. but certainly when about. what when you're about. so what are the when you're about. so what are we nwen— when you're about. so what are the mirror going— when you're about. so what are the mirror going with louis? wen,— the mirror going with louis? wen, ene— the mirror going with louis? well, the mirror— the mirror going with louis? well, the mirror is going with the well, the mirror is going withi ene—weeen the ex—tory voters. step voter seepe— the ex—tory voters. step voter seeps-new— the ex—tory voters. step voter steps-fight rod - the ex—tory voters. step voter steps fight rod stewart, steps up to fight rod stewart, ewe— steps up to fight rod stewart, give-pav— steps up to fight rod stewart, ewe-new ne- steps up to fight rod stewart, give pay rise now. and give nurses a pay rise now. and nee— give nurses a pay rise now. and we wenenw— give nurses a pay rise now. and he's probably one— give nurses a pay rise now. and he's probably one of the richest en— he's probably one of the richest in en— he's probably one of the richest men in in britain.— he's probably one of the richest men in in britain. probably he's got men in in britain. probably he's gee wenenw— men in in britain. probably he's got probably hundreds. that's a fact got probably hundreds. that's a fee .— got probably hundreds. that's a fee . ane— got probably hundreds. that's a fee . we yew— got probably hundreds. that's a fact . are you are— got probably hundreds. that's a fact . are you are you just fact. are you are you just guessing?— fact. are you are you just guessing? n-n— fact. are you are you just guessing? i'm just guessing it. i'm-guessing— guessing? i'm just guessing it. i'm-guessing n.- guessing? i'm just guessing it. i'm guessing it. how could i'm just guessing it. how could he i'm just guessing it. how could ne-nwneneee- i'm just guessing it. how could he-hundreds of- he not have hundreds of millions?— he not have hundreds of| millions?-he's he not have hundreds of- millions?-he's been millions? he's been he's been a seen— millions? he's been he's been a see fen— millions? he's been he's been a see fen ee— millions? he's been he's been a star for so long. _ millions? he's been he's been a star for so long. i— millions? he's been he's been a star for so long. i mean, he's nee— star for so long. i mean, he's nee-enewen— star for so long. i mean, he's not-enough to-his. star for so long. i mean, he's not enough to his mole not rich enough to get his mole we.— not rich enough to get his mole removed.-are you- not rich enough to get his mole removed. are you not saying removed. why are you not saying the removed. why are you not saying ene—nnn- removed. why are you not saying ene—nnn n- removed. why are you not saying ene—nnn n el removed. why are you not saying the—this is a iti the word non—story? this is a it is the word non—story? this is a it n e— the word non—story? this is a it n e nee— the word non—story? this is a it n e nee seen— the word non—story? this is a it is a real story in— the word non—story? this is a it is a real story in a— the word non—story? this is a it is a real story in a way. okay? i new- is a real story in a way. okay? i mean, because— is a real story in a way. okay? i mean, because end of i mean, because at the end of ne— i mean, because at the end of we new— i mean, because at the end of we new ene— i mean, because at the end of the day, the nurses should get more money. okay? because inflenen— more money. okay? because inflation has— more money. okay? because inflation has basically eaten ewew— inflation has basically eaten ewew ee— inflation has basically eaten ewew en en— inflation has basically eaten away at at their— inflation has basically eaten away at at their at their income. but— away at at their at their income. but on the other hand, it income. but on the other hand, n we— income. but on the other hand, we nweee— income. but on the other hand, it was nurses that— income. but on the other hand, it was nurses that caused the inflenen— it was nurses that caused the inflation .the— it was nurses that caused the inflation .the first- it was nurses that caused the inflation the first place. inflation in the first place. nwe— inflation in the first place. ewe-ene— inflation in the first place. but-the other- inflation in the first place. but the other no, inflation in the first place.- but.the other- no, no, but on the other hand. no, no, weeen— but on the other hand. no, no, weeenlwnee— but on the other hand. no, no, listen .what i'm _ but on the other hand. no, no, listen what i'm saying. i'm listen to what i'm saying. i'm nee— listen to what i'm saying. i'm new eewne— listen to what i'm saying. i'm new eewne nn— listen to what i'm saying. i'm not saying i'm not saying that. in — not saying i'm not saying that. en eewne— not saying i'm not saying that. en eewne en— not saying i'm not saying that. i'm saying on the— not saying i'm not saying that. i'm saying on the other hand, why— i'm saying on the other hand, wnw we— i'm saying on the other hand, why we-weewe- i'm saying on the other hand, why we-picture of- i'm saying on the other hand, why we picture of rod why we got a picture of rod seewen— why we got a picture of rod stewen en— why we got a picture of rod stewart on here,— why we got a picture of rod stewart on here, nick, because nee—newe- stewart on here, nick, because rod—little bit- stewart on here, nick, because rod—little bit of. rod stewart is a little bit of wnwe— rod stewart is a little bit of virtue signalling he's being

virtue signalling and he's being a_9ivin9- virtue signalling and he's being a_9ivin9 ewew- virtue signalling and he's being. a_giving away money a great guy by giving away money that a great guy by giving away money wee—ee— a great guy by giving away money enee—ee ene- a great guy by giving away money that—at the end- that isn't his. but at the end of that isn't his. but at the end en-eew— that isn't his. but at the end en-eew ee— that isn't his. but at the end en-eew en ene— that isn't his. but at the end of day, at the end of the of the day, at the end of the day,— of the day, at the end of the new we-e— of the day, at the end of the we, we nwe— of the day, at the end of the day, we'd like i— of the day, at the end of the day, we'd like i personally een-e— day, we'd like i personally een-e ennn— day, we'd like i personally don't think i— day, we'd like i personally don't think i think nurses and eeeeene— don't think i think nurses and eeeeene ene— don't think i think nurses and doctors and whole medical doctors and the whole medical ewenenw— doctors and the whole medical ewenenw-ne— doctors and the whole medical authority be disbanded. authority should be disbanded. thev're— authority should be disbanded. thev're-purpose- l authority should be disbanded. they're purpose. they're not fit for purpose. i wen-e— they're not fit for purpose. i wen-e see— they're not fit for purpose. i didn't see that— they're not fit for purpose. i didn't see that twist- they're not fit for purpose. i didn't see that twist coming at the was like the sixth the end. that was like the sixth ewe—ewe.- the end. that was like the sixth sense _ stuff. now i the end. that was like the sixth| sense—stuff. now he sense here. jewish stuff. now he levee— sense here. jewish stuff. now he iewee ene— sense here. jewish stuff. now he loves the _that_ sense here. jewish stuff. now he loves the _that was - sense here. jewish stuff. now he loves the that was like loves the nurse. that was like neween— loves the nurse. that was like nwee—wen- loves the nurse. that was like keween—wew endl loves the nurse. that was like. keyser_very end and keyser soze at the very end and all keyser soze at the very end and en eeeeene— keyser soze at the very end and all doctors and— keyser soze at the very end and all doctors and nurses because yew— all doctors and nurses because wew een— all doctors and nurses because you can see both— all doctors and nurses because you can see both sides. he's a eeeeene— you can see both sides. he's a doctors-nurses,- you can see both sides. he's a doctors nurses, truther, doctors and nurses, truther, weeen— doctors and nurses, truther, ween—yew- doctors and nurses, truther,. water—you doesn't water dehydrates you doesn't believe— water dehydrates you doesn't believe bread _ water dehydrates you doesn't believe bread is— water dehydrates you doesn't believe bread is fake. yeah bit weene— believe bread is fake. yeah bit weene-we— believe bread is fake. yeah bit wrong-we were- believe bread is fake. yeah bit wrong we were applauding. wrong that we were applauding. we wrong that we were applauding. we-eu— wrong that we were applauding. we-eule— wrong that we were applauding. we-eule pene- wrong that we were applauding. we all a panic over the we were all in a panic over the cowe— we were all in a panic over the eovw ene— we were all in a panic over the covid and because— we were all in a panic over the covid and because we're in a pene— covid and because we're in a penne enew— covid and because we're in a panic they started to give out nenew— panic they started to give out money—wholel money which set this whole innenen— money which set this whole inflation-only- money which set this whole inflation only annoying inflation in. the only annoying enne— inflation in. the only annoying enneln-e— inflation in. the only annoying thing-it's quite— inflation in. the only annoying thing it's quite for thing is it's quite easy for eeiennw— thing is it's quite easy for celebrity proper thing is it's quite easy for- celebrity-proper the celebrity to have a proper the nwee— celebrity to have a proper the eenee eenei— celebrity to have a proper the tories carol vorderman's had a wee— tories carol vorderman's had a wneie—iwee- tories carol vorderman's had a. whole _just making whole second career just making enwewe—eeneel obvious potshots at the tories. n-e— obvious potshots at the tories. n-e e— obvious potshots at the tories. n-e e en— obvious potshots at the tories. it's a bit like— obvious potshots at the tories. it's a bit like that. i don't knew— it's a bit like that. i don't knew wnw— it's a bit like that. i don't knew wnw n— it's a bit like that. i don't know why it needs to be on the tent— know why it needs to be on the tent page-— know why it needs to be on the tent page- ane— know why it needs to be on the front page. and finally, very twenty,— front page. and finally, very ewteww—eee- front page. and finally, very ewteww—eee enei quickly, nick, we've got the dew— quickly, nick, we've got thei dew—yew daily star quickly. josh, you een-e— daily star quickly. josh, you een-e-enene- daily star quickly. josh, you. don't-spend-time daily star quickly. josh, you- don't-spend-time on don't want to spend more time on eenenenen— don't want to spend more time on coronation-it's— don't want to spend more time on coronation-it's like- coronation heat. it's like coronation heat. it's like coronation but it's coronation street, but it's heat. let's go to the break then it's heat. let's go to the break then we neeteetw— heat. let's go to the break then it's basically it's— let's go to the break then it's basically it's going to be nee— it's basically it's going to be hot—coronation. it's basically it's going to bei hot—coronation i've hot during the coronation i've weeken— hot during the coronation i've

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news radio . welcome back to news radio. welcome back to neeennene. — news radio. welcome back to headliners. i'm— news radio. welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie. these dudes are still louis schaefer and nick dixon. stop squabbling there. right. let's go on some really fun fare here. we have the implosion of the snp. what do elements of the times uncovered? nick it's so much fun. josh so the snp investigation and police search for burner phones , sim cards, for burner phones, sim cards, remember the wire? so basically we're going to have nicola sturgeon kind of sending pictures of clock faces and hanging out near pigeons, only

talking in person . which who talking in person. which who would she be in the why do you think she's marlo? i think really you're her way too really you're giving her way too much she's right. oh, really you're giving her way too much she's she's right. oh, really you're giving her way too much she's probablyght. oh, really you're giving her way too much she's probably moreih, really you're giving her way too much she's probably more gets yeah. she's probably more gets killed off in maybe the second season. probably. right yeah. killed off in maybe the second seascyeah. bably. right yeah. killed off in maybe the second seascyeah. well'. right yeah. killed off in maybe the second seascyeah. well asight yeah. killed off in maybe the second seascyeah. well as it�*it yeah. killed off in maybe the second seascyeah. well as it barksdale killed off in maybe the second s she'saah. well as it barksdale killed off in maybe the second s she's maybe ll as it barksdale killed off in maybe the second sshe's maybe a as it barksdale killed off in maybe the second sshe's maybe a barksdale.dale killed off in maybe the second sshe's maybe a barksdale. iile , she's maybe a barksdale. i don't know. this is if don't know. anyway, this is if you watched the you haven't watched the wire, none meant anything to none of that meant anything to you. use burner phones you. but they use burner phones to avoid detection by the police and snp the same and the snp have done the same thing incredible. so thing and it's incredible. so and say the purchase and they also say the purchase of pens, designer of luxury pens, designer kitchenware and even fridge kitchenware and even a fridge fridge freezer is being scrutinised. exactly the same pnzes scrutinised. exactly the same prizes on an 80s game prizes you got on an 80s game show . why they need a fridge show. why do they need a fridge freezer scotland just stick freezer in scotland just stick it outside to go in the luxury camper. it's it's very camper. it's yeah, it's all very strange. and say that strange. and they say that inevitably will inevitably sturgeon will be questioned they're inevitably sturgeon will be quesofnned they're inevitably sturgeon will be quesof going they're inevitably sturgeon will be quesof going through they're inevitably sturgeon will be quesof going through all they're inevitably sturgeon will be quesof going through all the (�*re sort of going through all the other of the snp as other members of the snp as you've probably followed. but this burner phones thing is the latest. people are saying were-e— latest. people are sayingi there's—with there's nothing wrong with it. it's there's nothing wrong with it. tee-te— there's nothing wrong with it. n-e-te-e— there's nothing wrong with it. it's-to-a burner- it's fine to have a burner phone, but it's a bit weird. is it you're in a political it when you're in a political party just like you know, hit me on it's bit mad. if on my burner, it's a bit mad. if

you've got a burner phone, it means you're either cheating on your partner you're or your partner or you're or stealing of pounds your partner or you're or stealyour of pounds your partner or you're or stealyour political of pounds your partner or you're or stealyour political party.inds from your political party. that's you're that's usually all you're deaung that's usually all you're dealing remember, dealing drugs. just remember, we can't so can can't say anything. so you can ask a question. are they was ask us a question. are they was she was cheating on her husband, right. right are they. stop it. stop don't investigate. do stop it. don't investigate. do they phones, as they have burner phones, say, as a some people they a question, some people may they may some people may appear to some people satirically have burner. does satirically to have burner. does the exist? right. but the snp exist? right. yeah but my question is question my question is my question is does police have does the does the police have a right be involved in this? right to be involved in this? this is no serious. that's the seriously somebody has seriously if somebody has a complaint made by the complaint been made by the political they said political party, have they said please these things? please investigate these things? yes, have not done that. yes, they have not done that. yes, they have not done that. yes, have. yeah, they have. yes, they have. yeah, they have. but go through but didn't you go get through the bunch of complaints were made by snp members into where these donations ipp members or by or by the snp itself. it's an internal issue with the snp. okay. just because somebody steals money from an organisation, you can't say, well, the police can, we're going to check it out because we think someone's stealing money from organisation.

from that organisation. a complaint. i want give complaint. lewis i want to give you five more seconds to say now the opposite point. lewis the total opposite point. lewis how do you how many burner phones do you have? believe i've burner have? i believe i've used burner phones i'm on movie phones myself when i'm on movie sets. are you doing on the sets. what are you doing on the sets? because we're not allowed to our phones on where do to bring our phones on where do you do you hide you store it? where do you hide it? i in the diplomat. it? but i am in the diplomat. have you seen the diplomat on netflix? seven episode 7 or 8 diplomat related. thank diplomat that's related. thank you. expertise you. and that's your expertise about thank you. about the snp story. thank you. right go on to monday's right let's go on to monday's metro and out the metro next and turns out the only worse than emergency only thing worse than emergency alert is no emergency alert lewis is no emergency alert lewis is no emergency alert yeah this is this is alert. yeah well this is this is really horrific. it's a sunday roast and now this is horrific. what what is wrong with you new — what what is wrong with you new ente— what what is wrong with you today? this is— what what is wrong with you today? this is a— what what is wrong with you today? " “est" what what is wrong with you today? " “ct" were today? this is a non story. no, this is the biggest story. oh, my gosh. this is a big story. this is a really big story because basically what they what they've basically told everybody in what, in the country, you know, what, josh? ridiculous. josh? you're ridiculous. everybody that we everybody in the country that we have phone number that we have your phone number that we can we know exactly if you have somebody's number, they can we know exactly if you have someiwhere number, they can we know exactly if you have someiwhere you number, they can we know exactly if you have someiwhere you are umber, they can we know exactly if you have someiwhere you are and er, they can we know exactly if you have someiwhere you are and they're know where you are and they're telling know where

telling everybody, we know where you are and we can get in contact with you at any time. that's why i got a burner phone. like they said, this was a test of the emergency alert service, which is supposed to track which is supposed to keep track of the nanny of where everybody is. the nanny state. is a nice way state. nanny state is a nice way of it's the big of putting it. it's the big state. they know you are. state. they know where you are. okay. going to tell you, okay. and i'm going to tell you, number two, it's total waste number two, it's a total waste of because the first time of time because the first time this off, no one's this thing goes off, no one's going pay attention to it. i going to pay attention to it. i know british people. they're going to think, oh, is going to think, oh, this is rubbish. we fire rubbish. when we have fire alarms here in this in this building or any building. when alarms here in this in this builthe or any building. when alarms here in this in this builthe lastiny building. when alarms here in this in this builthe last timejilding. when alarms here in this in this builthe last time young. when alarms here in this in this builthe last time you said, hen alarms here in this in this builthe last time you said, oh, was the last time you said, oh, my we're going to die, my god, we're going to die, we've to the hell out? we've got to get the hell out? we've got to get the hell out? we waited. everybody waits. so yeah, no, joe, i agree with lewis. was miss you've lewis. i was miss me. you've convinced only convinced me. i was only laughing at it's brilliant laughing at you. it's brilliant comic you this comic timing. you said this is horrific. wasn't it. horrific. i wasn't expecting it. i completely agree. it's. look, it came a minute early, which was annoying anyway. typical was annoying anyway. and typical bad organisation. bad government organisation. and he annoying he made this really annoying noise. trying write noise. i was trying to write a brilliant tweet and about lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillitnt tweet and about lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillit wasieet and about lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillit was at and about lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillit was a and d about lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillit was a and if about lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillit was a and if ittout lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillit was a and if it isit lewis noise. i was trying to write a brillit was a and if it is alewis and it was a and if it is a crisis, the last person you want is the government, right? well, the want someone

the government you want someone competent texting competent like elon musk texting you jordan or someone you or michael jordan or someone and you say, post covid the and like you say, post covid the idea, of punctured idea, it's kind of punctured the illusion that we have any privacy. you know what i mean? it's like they can just access all our phones immediately, make them they them do anything. they can put a covid passport there. it's covid passport on there. it's sort punctured the illusion sort of punctured the illusion of and privacy of autonomy and privacy to me. and may been naive and that may have been naive anyway, it's just reminder anyway, but it's just a reminder that government can just do anything, don't think? yeah, anything, don't you think? yeah, exactly. sending exactly. i think sending you a message, the i thought message, by the way, i thought the story was that the point of the story was that it work. i mean, it didn't really work. i mean, i didn't any messages, but you didn't get any messages, but you turn it off, did you? probably turn it off, did you? probably turn off. didn't it. turn it off. you didn't get it. you're lot forums you're following a lot of forums that like, wake up and you that are like, wake up and you like, turn it off. i've been excited. been turned excited. this has been turned off. now this has been building for months. this story has been going months. and going on and on for months. and this the moment. and this was the moment. yeah. and then out i'm not then suddenly i find out i'm not on i'm surprised on the system. i'm surprised i didn't people know knew about on the system. i'm surprised i dicenough)le know knew about on the system. i'm surprised i dicenough)le knotto new about it. enough people to sell chills. out. let's chills. i feel left out. let's check guardian and check out the guardian next. and shock, are shock, horror. which side are they transient they taking in the transient arcades debate? is arcades debate? nick, this is awful. guardian awful. so this is the guardian saying teachers warn new gender guidance schools saying teachers warn new gender guidaiput schools saying teachers warn new gender guidaiput children schools saying teachers warn new gender guidaiput children sriskols saying teachers warn new gender guidaiput children srisk and could put children at risk and they're creates an

they're saying it creates an atmosphere it's atmosphere of fear and that it's dangerous. they're dangerous. and what they're saying is dangerous is telling parents child wants saying is dangerous is telling pa change child wants saying is dangerous is telling pachange gender. child wants saying is dangerous is telling pachange gender. child just:s saying is dangerous is telling pachange gender. child just a to change gender. so it's just a guardian their guardian showing their hands that children that they think your children belong and that belong to the state and that they're against the they're totally against the family, but family, which we all know. but they're it and they're admitting it here and it's and it's just gaslighting. and they've this gaslighting it's just gaslighting. and theythat this gaslighting it's just gaslighting. and theythat tiunion;lighting it's just gaslighting. and theythat tiunionleadersi line that the union leaders accused trying to accused ministers of trying to inflame they're inflame a culture war. they're not inflaming a war. not inflaming a culture war. they're bringing in basic safeguarding. if your kid suddenly decides they're a different course different gender, of course you have to inform the parents and it's that it's disgusting that the guardian stance, it's disgusting that the guarditthat stance, it's disgusting that the guarditthat telling stance, it's disgusting that the guarditthat telling the stance, it's disgusting that the guarditthat telling the parents saying that telling the parents is the dangerous thing and it's just sinister and horrendous. well, mean, is well, actually, i mean, this is the that always the excuse that we always hear, isn't it, where they say, isn't it, where they just say, oh, away oh, you're just deflecting away from the teachers. those are real from the teachers. those are neet nenene— from the teachers. those are real matters that— from the teachers. those are real matters that we- f those are real matters that we do need to eewe— real matters that we do need to eewe ene— real matters that we do need to eewe ene nw— real matters that we do need to solve and fix. but— real matters that we do need to solve and fix. but the point is ente— solve and fix. but the point is we ee— solve and fix. but the point is this as absolutely— solve and fix. but the point is this as absolutely as nick says , ente— this as absolutely as nick says , me te— this as absolutely as nick says , me e e— this as absolutely as nick says , this is a safeguarding issue ene— , this is a safeguarding issue end we— , this is a safeguarding issue and the fact— , this is a safeguarding issue and the fact that— , this is a safeguarding issue and the fact that my if my kids going— and the fact that my if my kids were going through something and the were going through something and we eeneet— were going through something and the school was— were going through something and the school was deliberately wnnnetetne— the school was deliberately withholding that information teen— withholding that information teen ene— withholding that information from me, their— withholding that information from me, their their from me, their parents, their carer for that— from me, their parents, their carer for that is— from me, their parents, their carer for that is disgusting, nenw— carer for that is disgusting, right? lewis— carer for that is disgusting, right? lewis it— carer for that is disgusting, right? lewis it would be eteewenne. — right? lewis it would be disgusting. c right? lewis it would be disgusting. but it's also a safeguarding issue the other safeguarding issue on the other side . i agree with i don't side. i agree with the i don't agree guardian , but you

side. i agree with the i don't agresee guardian , but you side. i agree with the i don't agresee how guardian , but you side. i agree with the i don't agresee how both ardian , but you side. i agree with the i don't agresee how both of ian , but you side. i agree with the i don't agre see how both of them, ut you side. i agree with the i don't agre see how both of them, bothu can see how both of them, both sides think same thing. it's sides think the same thing. it's a behalf a safeguarding issue on behalf of the guardian, thinking that parents don't know anything. and most parents are complete idiots. diane abbott has children. you have children ? i children. you have children? i have children, but they mostly are. the mothers care. so they turned out. that's a rare case where you probably shouldn't inform if lewis. inform the parent if it's lewis. but cases, the only but but in most cases, the only thing that bothers me is people say be worse say labour couldn't be any worse than if than these tories. but what if labour overturned these kind of things? at least the conservatives? now, as bad as they've miriam they've been, people like miriam cates these cates are looking into these kind trying to do kind of things and trying to do something. labour something. what if labour overturn thing? overturn this kind of thing? that's they that's what they i think they finally that most of finally cottoned on that most of the country is actually concerned stuff and concerned about this stuff and people, children or people, people have children or not just women's sports not and just and women's sports and various other things. and the various other things. people aren't going for people aren't going to stand for we— people aren't going to stand for tnte—ene- people aren't going to stand for tnte—ene wrong-i this stuff. no, you are wrong. josh not. cotton this stuff. no, you are wrong. josh i not. cotton this stuff. no, you are wrong. josh i think not. cotton this stuff. no, you are wrong. josh i think the not. cotton this stuff. no, you are wrong. josh i think the majority cotton this stuff. no, you are wrong. josh i think the majority of itton well, i think the majority of people have more faith in the state in individual state than they do in individual parents. i just want to parents. well, i just want to say one final here that parents. well, i just want to say article al here that parents. well, i just want to say article in here that parents. well, i just want to say article in the here that parents. well, i just want to say article in the guardianthat parents. well, i just want to say article in the guardian isit this article in the guardian is incredibly arnie disingenuous in how it constantly conflates being gay with trans. and

they're talking about- 3 gig and they're talking about like peepte— they're talking about like people responding to their kids being— people responding to their kids being gay— people responding to their kids being gay en— people responding to their kids being gay en ene— people responding to their kids being gay or and they keep on een— being gay or and they keep on een en— being gay or and they keep on een en mixing— being gay or and they keep on sort of mixing it— being gay or and they keep on sort of mixing it up here and new-ne— sort of mixing it up here and enew-ne ewe— sort of mixing it up here and they're two totally separate issues here. _ they're two totally separate issues here. ' z issues here. that's true. and last night we had beautiful vanhy last night we had beautiful vanity on who is a drag queen, and they conflate her with the trans issue , which is then trans issue, which is then conflated with gay things, which, you know, so everything is being conflated because there are no venn diagrams anymore. there's no overlap. you're either in 1—1 side or the other side. there's no room . is that side. there's no room. is that you're side. there's no room. is that wewe enewtne— side. there's no room. is that you're showing your- 2c: is that you're showing your testicles. weneenwt— you're showing your testicles. wonderful sticking with my newne— wonderful sticking with my former explorer employer. neetenee,— former explorer employer. freelance, _way- former explorer employer. freelance, way , at the freelance, by the way, at the ewenien— freelance, by the way, at the guardian-lewis, - freelance, by the way, at the guardian lewis, what word guardian and lewis, what word wewte— guardian and lewis, what word wewte yew— guardian and lewis, what word wewte yew-ee— guardian and lewis, what word would you to mark the would you use to mark the ewenien-e— would you use to mark the guardian's homework on this entetee— guardian's homework on this article? something positive article? well something positive and article? well something positive ene ine— article? well something positive and life affirming. : c and life affirming. i'd like to ewe— and life affirming. i'd like to give in— and life affirming. i'd like to give it. give him a little thumbs anyway, thumbs up. anyway, it's the guardian . and they said. ofsted guardian. and they said. ofsted chief admits to a cult, quote, culture of fear around english. england's school inspection . england's school inspection. right. and her name is amanda spielman . and she said for the spielman. and she said for the vast. but she says , as she says, vast. but she says, as she says, people nervous when the

people get nervous when the ofsted and ofsted people come and investigate the schools. she investigate the schools. and she said, for most schools and said, but for most schools and for heads , it's a positive for most heads, it's a positive and affirming experience. the good schools . yeah. so most good schools. yeah. so most people have a really great time. it just so happened that one woman who's who, who was the head of a of a school in berkshire killed herself over being downgraded from outstanding to what was what did they say? inadequate. inadequate. which is which is they don't give out inadequate unless they want someone to commit suicide . oh my gosh. all commit suicide. oh my gosh. all right. probably is that like, i don't know . i feel like i have don't know. i feel like i have to apologise. i'm not sure what content the most i've ever seen. i didn't mean it that way. okay let's take it on. let's take it on let's take it on. let's take it en eten. — let's take it on. let's take it en eten. wen-e— let's take it on. let's take it on sign. don't tweet- c tit" let's take it on sign. don't tweet him. all right— on sign. don't tweet him. all etenw-wnee-e- on sign. don't tweet him. all right, what's take, right, nick, what's your take, by right, nick, what's your take, bit—save- right, nick, what's your take, nw—eew dol right, nick, what's your take,- nw—eew ee you by the way? i would say, do you knew— by the way? i would say, do you know were downgraded to know why they were downgraded to tneeeeweeee—t- inadequate? i don't know. i een-e— inadequate? i don't know. i don't believe— inadequate? i don't know. i don't believe there was eenetntne— don't believe there was something or something about twerking or newne— something about twerking or maybe-another- something about twerking or maybe another school maybe that was another school we— maybe that was another school wee-wen.— maybe that was another school that-well, we've- maybe that was another school that venice fist: that they. well, we've covered before that ofsted before the fact that ofsted doesn't really much doesn't really have much correlation it's correlation with grades. it's more subjective overall correlation with grades. it's more of subjective overall correlation with grades. it's more of the jective overall correlation with grades. it's more of the vibe'e overall correlation with grades. it's

more of the vibe of )verall correlation with grades. it's more of the vibe of theall feeling of the vibe of the school. but people do like as school. but people do like it as a shorthand. they get inadequate or outstanding, obviously a shorthand. they get inadequate or catstanding, obviously a shorthand. they get inadequate or ca lotnding, obviously a shorthand. they get inadequate or ca lot of ng, obviously a shorthand. they get inadequate or ca lot of pressuretbviously it's a lot of pressure for people obviously and perhaps people and obviously and perhaps the some of the heads need some sort of outlet someone to outlet for that. someone to speak to or something. i don't outlet for that. someone to speakwhat' something. i don't outlet for that. someone to speakwhat' sorwhatig. i don't outlet for that. someone to speakwhat' sorwhatig. i solution outlet for that. someone to spthere,iat' sorwhatig. i solution outlet for that. someone to spthere, butsorwhatig. isolution outlet for that. someone to spthere, but this hatig. i solution outlet for that. someone to spthere, but this hatigthatilution outlet for that. someone to spthere, but this hatigthat you )n is there, but this idea that you can just change everything because of pressure, people have pressure sorts of pressure in any all sorts of roles and obviously it affects people differently. but you can't pressure. can't just get rid of pressure. so think the answer so i don't think the answer is not necessarily get rid not necessarily to just get rid of the answer is of ofsted, is it? the answer is people need with people need help with dealing with situations , with high pressure situations, possibly. buti with high pressure situations, possibly. but i think also one of possibly. but i think also one en ene— possibly. but i think also one of the teachers— but i think also one of the teachers union said of the teachers union had said we— of the teachers union had said we met— of the teachers union had said that that the— of the teachers union had said that that the problem was the eenetetenew— that that the problem was the consistency kwasi between the different— consistency kwasi between the different people _ consistency kwasi between the different people who come in and new— different people who come in and new in— different people who come in and new in terme— different people who come in and how in terms of— different people who come in and how in terms of the— different people who come in and how in terms of the different eeene— how in terms of the different eeene ene— how in terms of the different teams and how— how in terms of the different teams and how they judge the eeneete.— teams and how they judge the eeneete. ane— teams and how they judge the schools. and that's where i winn— schools. and that's where i entnk ee— schools. and that's where i think some people feel that enew-we— think some people feel that. they've _treated, they've been unfairly treated, weneee— they've been unfairly treated, whereas-team - they've been unfairly treated, whereas team would whereas a positive team would eene-ween— whereas a positive team would eene-ween en- whereas a positive team would come yeah, of course come in and yeah, of course new-ne— come in and yeah, of course tnew-ne-feet- they're going to feel a decision. _ they're going to feel a decision. they're going to feel a- decision. ithink you're wrong. decision. i think you're wrong. nick is that should get we nick is that we should get we whatever it is, this country is the centralised place in the most centralised place in the most centralised place in the other says the world. the other story says that gender guidance the world. the other story says that comesiender guidance the world. the other story says that comes from �*guidance the world. the other story says that comes from the dance the world. the other story says that comes from the top.:e the world. the other story says that comes from the top. and in which comes from the top. and in this story it's ofsted , which

this story it's ofsted, which comes from the top every these alerts for nuclear war which comes from the top this country has lost faith in the people and acts like everything needs to be controlled. so how am i wrong . controlled. so how am i wrong. you're wrong because you said we can't get rid of ofsted and i think we should get rid of ofsted should get of ofsted and we should get rid of pubuc ofsted and we should get rid of public just one public schools. i just said one can't pressure from can't get rid of pressure from life. ofsted. i don't particularly mind either way. i'm it's necessarily i'm saying it's not necessarily the rid of high the answer to get rid of high pressure situations. it's more how individual cope how does the individual cope with that situation? it's always going a going to be pressure in a headteacher role and other similar . that my similar roles. that was my point. makes sense. point. okay, that makes sense. we were meant to a break we were meant to go to a break une— we were meant to go to a break tine—t- like two minutes ago, but i weneee— like two minutes ago, but i wentee te— like two minutes ago, but i wanted to see— like two minutes ago, but i wanted to see if- like two minutes ago, but i wanted to see if this was going to _fisticuffs. _ wanted to see if this was going to _fisticuffs. - wanted to see if this was going to _fisticuffs. iwant. wanted to see if this was going to fisticuffs. to end in fisticuffs. i want to epeteetee— to end in fisticuffs. i want to apologise. wrong. apologise. no, i was wrong. okay? wrong. i wasn't okay? i was wrong. i wasn't listening schaefer listening to louis schaefer apology. wonderful. two apology. wonderful. part two isj now—some killer now over. we've got some killer eewn— stuff coming up. we've got gonna weetne— stuff coming up. we've got gonna weetne-ninne— stuff coming up. we've got gonna kissing killing animal kissing fox killing animal wetnene— kissing fox killing animal welfare-and- kissing fox killing animal- welfare-and generation welfare charities and generation z welfare charities and generation z eennee— welfare charities and generation z eennee eeen— welfare charities and generation z cannot open doors stick around

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britain is . welcome back to britain is. welcome back to headliners and i wish that you could have been here during the break because we got pretty heated. okay. straight into weneew-e— heated. okay. straight into monday's mail,— : okay. straight into monday's mail, nick and guess wne— monday's mail, nick and guess wne wee— monday's mail, nick and guess who were right— monday's mail, nick and guess who were right about kissing ennewen— who were right about kissing through plastic— who were right about kissing through plastic bags after all? yep-— through plastic bags after all? yep- ene— through plastic bags after all? yep- the story— through plastic bags after all? yep. the story we've— through plastic bags after all? yep. the story we've all- through plastic bags after all? yep. the story we've all been concerned about. josh gonorrhoea can can be spread by kissing. experts claim medical advice peddled by health chiefs for decades needs to change. people have been saying it can't be spread through kissing. and this says although says it can. although hilariously, the generic pop up bit in the article says it can't be, which is just come on from the nhs. you know those, i'm sure viewer you get sure just for the viewer you get an then there's an an article, then there's an insert nhs choices. insert comes from nhs choices. they it out, i they haven't checked it out, i haven't checked it and it says it can't spread through haven't checked it and it says it can't but pread through haven't checked it and it says it can't but anyway, rough haven't checked it and it says it can't but anyway, roungor haven't checked it and it says it c.peoplet anyway, roungor haven't checked it and it says it c.people at nyway,roug|for haven't checked it and it says it c.people at home, 'oungor haven't checked it and it says it c.people at home, someir haven't checked it and it says it c.people at home, some of the people at home, some of the symptoms green symptoms are thick, green or yellow discharge from the genitals and louis that might explain what you were telling me about before the show, but i

thought it was just your diet. but a discharge yeah but it's a discharge issue. yeah so this is another reason. so this is just another reason. of course , to steer clear the of course, to steer clear of the modern woman's, although interestingly, they they actually sort of uncovered this by looking at studies involving gay and bisexual men. i think in a australia. right.— gay and bisexual men. i think in a australia. right. so— gay and bisexual men. i think in a australia. right. so why- a australia. right. so why ween—en— a australia. right. so why de—man don't— a australia. right. so why de—man don't have it. we're fine.— de—man don't have it. we're nne. wen,— de—man don't have it. we're nne. wen, .— de—man don't have it. we're fine. well, i know— de—man don't have it. we're fine. well, i know it's strange. i fine. well, i know it's strange. t-nnew— fine. well, i know it's strange. t-nnew wnw— fine. well, i know it's strange. i-know why-did- fine. well, i know it's strange. i-know why-did it.| i don't know why they did it. ane— i don't know why they did it. wne-een,- i don't know why they did it.- and-said,-because and then they said, oh, because it and then they said, oh, because n—tn— and then they said, oh, because n—tn ene— and then they said, oh, because it-in the throat. - it was found in the throat. ween. — it was found in the throat.| yeah. _thinking, it was found in the throat.- yeah. _thinking, well yeah. then i was thinking, well we— yeah. then i was thinking, well enee—wew-ne- yeah. then i was thinking, well. that—you're through that doesn't mean you're through weetne. — that doesn't mean you're through. weetne. —eene kissing. it could come from some other place. i don't even want to about this. i think other place. i don't even want to a about this. ithink other place. i don't even want to a disgusting.is. i think other place. i don't even want to a disgusting.isknow.|k it's a disgusting. i know. homophobic. because i'll it's a disgusting. i know. homo have c. because i'll it's a disgusting. i know. homo havec. no. cause i'll it's a disgusting. i know. homo have c. no. cause itll it's a disgusting. i know. homo have c. no. cause it is. never have sex. no. what it is. because situation , because based on my situation, i'll have sex i'll probably never have sex again. it's like when you again. and it's like when you say situation, mean say your situation, you mean your with it ? no. your fuse goes on with it? no. you know what it is? no matter how it's just how good looking i am, it's just like think i've. i've think like i think i've. i've think about that. louis, so about that. louis, you're so good looking. think how bad your personality you personality must be. okay. you want something ? you want want to know something? you want to something? i am to know something? i am good looking. i just say looking. can i just say something? you good looking looking. can i just say sometgenuinelyi good looking looking. can i just say— someigenuinely believeid looking looking. can i just say— someigenuinely believe thatoking looking. can i just say— someigenuinely believe that ifing and i genuinely believe that if you— and i genuinely believe that if you-vou— and i genuinely believe that if you-vou-get- you try hard you will get gonorrhoea. _ you try hard you will get gonorrhoea. people you try hard you will get- gonorrhoea.-people people gonorrhoea. if you people people say gonorrhoea. if you people people eew tn— gonorrhoea. if you people people eew tn enwet— gonorrhoea. if you people people eew tn enwet te— gonorrhoea. if you people people say i'm cruel to lose for that

comment. _called. say i'm cruel to lose for thati comment. _called me comment. but he called me a racist break. so racist during the break. so i just to . all right . that's just want to. all right. that's not. open that bag.- g that's not. open that bag. where's the newe— not. open that bag. where's the mirror next? and _ not. open that bag. where's the mirror next? and it— not. open that bag. where's the mirror next? and it seems like someone is disgustingly trying to someone is disgustingly trying te-wewne— someone is disgustingly trying to young people's lives. to save young people's lives. lewe— to save young people's lives. ween-ween.— to save young people's lives. louis-yeah. well,- to save young people's lives. louis-yeah. well, no,- to save young people's lives. j louis-yeah. well, no, it's louis yeah, yeah. well, no, it's not. other around. not. it's the other way around. it's drive. it's young drivers can drive. it's young drivers can drive. it's drivers face a shock it's young drivers face a shock ban giving friends a lift ban from giving friends a lift as new plans emerge. this is like a story yesterday or the day, whatever it was, where they said they basically don't want people under 25 years people who are under 25 years old a full driver licence, old with a full driver licence, who are probably the best drivers , a of them, because drivers, a lot of them, because they they've actually had to pass test, which of pass this test, which is one of the steps hades or the seven steps of hades or whatever it is to get this thing because they say they can't give anyone one a ride . yeah. so anyone one a ride. yeah. so basically, it's actually- ” c:i�* so basically, it's actually what new-ne— basically, it's actually what enew-ne eewne— basically, it's actually what they're saying is it's not it's new— they're saying is it's not it's new eennee— they're saying is it's not it's they cannot give— they're saying is it's not it's they cannot give if you've neeentw— they cannot give if you've recently passed tests, you can't ewe— recently passed tests, you can't give enwneew— recently passed tests, you can't give anybody under 25 a lift. tnet-e— give anybody under 25 a lift. were we— give anybody under 25 a lift. that's what they're saying, wnten— that's what they're saying. which—because that's what they're saying,- which _ because my which is interesting because my wne— wife recently passed their newer-e— wife recently passed their. driver's—mean driver's test. does that mean ene—wee- she can't drive the kids to eeneew— she can't drive the kids to school, which _ she can't drive the kids to school, which whole school, which is the whole pwpeee— school, which is the whole- ewpeee—tnew purpose of going through that? and purpose of going through that? ann—neen- purpose of going through that? and—mean, nick,- purpose of going through that? and mean, nick, what and why not? i mean, nick, what do and why not? i mean, nick, what we yew— and why not? i mean, nick, what we wew tntnn— and why not? i mean, nick, what do you think about— and why not? i mean, nick, what do you think about this? “413?“ do you think about this? yeah, wen.—

do you think about this? yeah, ween-ween — do you think about this? yeah, well,-would be— do you think about this? yeah, well,-would be that- do you think about this? yeah, well, would be that would well, that would be that would be mean, it's be impractical. i mean, it's tragic, the tragic, obviously, but the answer necessarily just answer is not necessarily just more safety ism, is it? we have this especially post this thing now, especially post covid. let the we've covid. we've let the we've opened pandora's box in terms of safety. and everything to safety. and so everything has to be made safe for all the time. but of things but obviously, lots of things aren't driving one aren't safe and driving is one of them, although and the other thing, said, thing, as lewis said, we shouldn't government shouldn't involve the government in either, in things too much either, although maybe you should although maybe maybe you should gave a seatbelt. you gave a seatbelt. maybe you shouldn't drive till shouldn't be able to drive till you're don't know. maybe you're 25. i don't know. maybe because i think you should be able vote till 25 because the able to vote till 25 because the prefrontal cortex not fully prefrontal cortex is not fully developed. so. and you're not fully should fully rational. why should you vote? . but i don't vote? so maybe. but i don't know. wonder all know. i just wonder about all these safeties these constant safeties and things. just a things. things just have a certain the like. the certain risk and the like. the law of unintended consequences. consequences so you're 25 years old and you can't give your girlfriend who's years old girlfriend who's 24 years old a ride. so yeah, but yours is like 15, right ? so shocking. so 15, right? so shocking. so i think this is personally a very good idea. think this is personally a very goodidea. i think this is personally a very good idea. i pass my i pass my teete— good idea. i pass my i pass my eeeee et— good idea. i pass my i pass my eeeee e w.— good idea. i pass my i pass my eeeee e w. .— good idea. i pass my i pass my tests at 17. i had— good idea. i pass my i pass my tests at 17. i had a— good idea. i pass my i pass my tests at 17. i had a few- g: : i pass my i pass my tests at 17. i had a few very tests at17. i had a few very une— tests at17. i had a few very near like one— tests at 17. i had a few very near like one night i went out

in eewn. — near like one night i went out in eewn. .— near like one night i went out in town. i didn't— near like one night i went out in town. i didn't put the lights on in town. i didn't put the lights en neeewee .— in town. i didn't put the lights on because i didn't realise that you— on because i didn't realise that wew wee— on because i didn't realise that you were meant— on because i didn't realise that you were meant to— on because i didn't realise that you were meant to put the lights on you were meant to put the lights en ene— you were meant to put the lights on and everything— you were meant to put the lights on and everything light. on and everything was light. i etee— on and everything was light. i etee we— on and everything was light. i etee we went— on and everything was light. i also we went down dual also we went down a dual eenneeewew— also we went down a dual- carriageway—didn't carriageway because we didn't newe— carriageway because we didn'tj eeewee—twee figure out the system. it takes a figure out the system. it takes e-exnenenee— figure out the system. it takes a experience actually a bit of experience to actually teenn — a bit of experience to actually learn _practical. learn how to be a practical enven— learn how to be a practical enwen ene— learn how to be a practical driver and when- learn how to be a practical driver and when you have other people— driver and when you have other people tn— driver and when you have other people tn-een— driver and when you have other people in car, you're people in the car, you're distracted.— people in the car, you're distracted. i— people in the car, you're distracted. i think it's eeewetw— distracted. i think it's actually a— distracted. i think it's actually a very, good distracted. i think it's- actually a very,-good idea actually a very, very good idea eeewetw. — actually a very, very good idea actually. .this_ actually a very, very good idea actually. .this is- actually a very, very good idea actually. .this is one- actually. it's this is one of the things. it's more the worst things. it's more police it's police state, it's more controlling of freedom of movement. it's stopping the young people from organised going. and that's some people have those p plates. but the problem those people problem is those then people just see that drive as a victim and them badly, you and just treat them badly, you know a know what i mean? you have a p plate it's like an plate in london. it's like an advert people to just abuse advert for people to just abuse you, mean? you, you know what i mean? that's happened the way that's what happened on the way in eeewetw— that's what happened on the way in actually switching over to we— in actually switching over to tne-ene- the telegraph and nick, i tntnetw— the telegraph and nick, ii initially—story initially thought this story was eeewe— initially thought this story was eeeweleeeew — initially thought this story was about casey. yeah, this wearing casey. oh yeah, this is ene. — wearing casey. oh yeah, this is ene. _the— wearing casey. oh yeah, this is ene. _the new— wearing casey. oh yeah, this is the. _the fox killer.- wearing casey. oh yeah, this is the. _the fox killer. youl the. yeah, the fox killer. you mean this is the rspb employing people foxes crows people to kill foxes and crows away view, doing away from public view, doing it in . luckily they've away from public view, doing it in old, . luckily they've away from public view, doing it in old, beefy luckily they've away from public view, doing it in old, beefy iankily they've away from public view, doing it in old, beefy ian botham've away from public view, doing it in old, beefy ian botham on the got old, beefy ian botham on the case. yeah, and he's been saying that, actually. so what they're doing, they're using controversial use controversial traps which use live bait and they're

live birds as bait and they're shooting a distance live birds as bait and they're shootiiyou a distance live birds as bait and they're shootiiyou can't a distance live birds as bait and they're shootiiyou can't be a distance live birds as bait and they're shootiiyou can't be sure stance live birds as bait and they're shootiiyou can't be sure you've where you can't be sure you've killed them. and what ian botham is saying, it's quite funny that it's but what he's it's both. and, but what he's saying more saying is actually it was more humane pack dogs humane to have a pack of dogs because wolf much because you killed the wolf much quicker. now they're only allowed maximum. allowed two dogs maximum. so it's hypocrisy it's a kind of hypocrisy of these also he's these people. and it's also he's saying actually know saying we don't actually know the because the science on it because tony blair he just blair never allowed it. he just banned fox hunting out of what he hatred, which it he calls class hatred, which it was kind of class warfare. and was a kind of class warfare. and this i'm from this is typical. and i'm from the it very the country, so i take it very personally. attempt personally. it's his attempt to always from always manage the country from people the people who don't understand the country it. country side, and we hate it. well, does seem to a fair well, it does seem to be a fair bit of hypocrisy on here bit of hypocrisy going on here right, know what right, louis? you know what people don't want ? they don't people don't want? they don't want to kill foxes and there's so many foxes. i mean, as a person coming from new york, when london there person coming from new york, whefoxes, london there person coming from new york, whefoxes, i london there person coming from new york, whefoxes, i thought,ion there person coming from new york, whefoxes, i thought, this there person coming from new york, whefoxes, i thought, this is there are foxes, i thought, this is amazing . after while amazing. but after a while there's a too many of them. amazing. but after a while therthow too many of them. amazing. but after a while therthow do too many of them. amazing. but after a while therthow do you many of them. amazing. but after a while therthow do you get iy of them. amazing. but after a while therthow do you get ridf them. amazing. but after a while therthow do you get ridf tithem? and how do you get rid of them? well, this is an eu well, this is this is an eu funded they're funded project because they're trying to save our curlews or something. curlews, curlew. ewnew— something. curlews, curlew. ewnew-weu- something. curlews, curlew. curlew _well whoever. something. curlews, curlew. - curlew-well whoever wrote curlew sorry. well whoever wrote this curlew sorry. well whoever wrote the entete— curlew sorry. well whoever wrote the we, n— curlew sorry. well whoever wrote this article, it really— curlew sorry. well whoever wrote this article, it really does went— this article, it really does went ee— this article, it really does want to kill— this article, it really does want to kill foxes. that's one enne— want to kill foxes. that's one enne enee— want to kill foxes. that's one enne enee wen— want to kill foxes. that's one thing that very much came across

enene— thing that very much came across enene .— thing that very much came across there . another— thing that very much came across there . another story— thing that very much came across there . another story the there. another story in the ewenien— there. another story in the- ewenien—eeew guardian now, and this is scary etwn. — guardian now, and this is scary etwn. .wenee— guardian now, and this is scary stuff. .wantslrecord- guardian now, and this is scary stuff. wants record of stuff. who wants a record of enepptne— stuff. who wants a record of eneeptne ee— stuff. who wants a record of shopping at sports direct? ween.— shopping at sports direct? teen. wet.— shopping at sports direct? yeah, well, sports. - shopping at sports direct? yeah, well, sports. sports direct. this guy, mike ashley, he owns sports direct flannels and frasers and a whole mess of other stuff. he's super rich. he owned he owned newcastle and people he's well hated around the country. just tell them about and yeah. about the story and yeah. and he's mps condemn frasers group use of facial recognition cameras in stores yeah okay so why they've got these facial recognition what's because people steal things and break things and this is a police state and the mps are upset because only the government, only the state should be keeping track of right . it's the, it's track of right. it's the, it's a centralisation issue. they don't want private people's access of love. yeah. and you know what? it's going to mean? it's going to it's going to mean? it's going en en— it's going to mean? it's going to mean they're going to to mean that they're going to it's the death of love. well, the the death of the other story was the death of love can't have 25 year the other story was the death of love escortingcan't have 25 year the other story was the death of love escorting that have 25 year the other story was the death of love escorting that 24 ve 25 year the other story was the death of love escorting that 24 year year the other story was the death of love escorting that 24 year oldir olds escorting that 24 year old girlfriend but girlfriend around. but but but they say that facial recognition software is like completely ineffective . it doesn't work. ineffective. it doesn't work. yeah, yeah, yeah . it's not good.

yeah, yeah, yeah. it's not good. i mean, they're treating as i say, they're treating people like criminals. like potential criminals. it's a bit those cameras you see bit like those cameras you see in sainsbury's . in like tesco and sainsbury's. you've view. you've got a camera view. suddenly buying suddenly when you're buying stuff intrusive. suddenly when you're buying stuffis intrusive. suddenly when you're buying stuffis worse intrusive. suddenly when you're buying stuffis worse because e. suddenly when you're buying stuffis worse because it's this is even worse because it's using recognition using live facial recognition and are just and you assume those are just sort normal it's so sort of normal cctv. but it's so bad that it's got this cross—party support from david davis, john mcdonnell and tim farron. i mean, that's very cross party. you've a tory, cross party. you've got a tory, you've lib dem, and you've got a lib dem, and they're basically a communist who mao's book in who got out mao's book in the house so house of commons. so that's so a wide range politicians are wide range of politicians are very worried about this. well, i like sports direct. it's where i get all like sports direct. it's where i get eu-eneee— like sports direct. it's where i get all-cheap school- get all my cheap school children's— get all my cheap schooli children's-let's get all my cheap school- children's-let's see children's shoes. so let's see if new— children's shoes. so let's see if they recognise— children's shoes. so let's see if they recognise me when i next go if they recognise me when i next 90 in.— if they recognise me when i next 90 in. lee— if they recognise me when i next 90 in. let eeew— if they recognise me when i next go in. last story for— if they recognise me when i next go in. last story for this eeenen— go in. last story for this section we've- go in. last story for this section we've got mail with section we've got the mail with ewpnetne— section we've got the mail with surprising generation surprising news that generation z surprising news that generation z—weeteee— surprising news that generation z—weeteee . - surprising news that generation z_useless. nick. z are utterly useless. nick eeewee.— z are utterly useless. nick pathetic. historic train pathetic. yeah. historic train carriages taken out of carriages are taken out of service because passengers service because gen z passengers can't out how to open the can't work out how to open the doors . and it's idiocracy stuff. doors. and it's idiocracy stuff. this i mean, what they're now doing is getting rid of the trains because these kids can't they children, trains because these kids can't thejthe children, trains because these kids can't thejthe trains children, trains because these kids can't thejthe trains don't children, trains because these kids can't thejthe trains don't allow1ildren, not the trains don't allow people maybe . right. people under 25. maybe. right. or that's stupid. so they or anyone that's stupid. so they just left the door open they

just left the door open or they couldn't to open couldn't figure out how to open it know, some it because as we know, with some doors, you have to you have to open you have to open doors, you have to you have to open but you have to open doors, you have to you have to open but they you have to open doors, you have to you have to open but they usediave to open doors, you have to you have to open but they usediavnpressingi them. but they used to pressing or adults opening or they used to adults opening the doors saying siri open the doon the doors saying siri open the door. work like door. it doesn't work like that. so stop so why don't they just stop before . it's a tourist before they. it's a tourist train, right? it's not like a regular train. so there's tonnes of there working the of people there working the thing. explain to them, thing. you just explain to them, don't door. you're don't open the door. you're going don't try. wait going to die. don't try. wait for someone to show you how to do show this actually do it or show this is actually a bunch incidents , isn't it? bunch of incidents, isn't it? on this particular line, on this particular rail line, enew— on this particular rail line, new—nwe- on this particular rail line,- they_like drunk they seem to have like drunk wetn— they seem to have like drunk wen-en— they seem to have like drunk wen-en net.— they seem to have like drunk train-or not. one- they seem to have like drunk train or not. one train train drivers or not. one train tnet— train drivers or not. one train enee wen-e— train drivers or not. one train that didn't-have- train drivers or not. one train that didn't have driver that didn't even have a driver enee— that didn't even have a driver we we— that didn't even have a driver enee wet-en— that didn't even have a driver that just-of went- that didn't even have a driver that just of went off for that just sort of went off for a couple— that just sort of went off for a couple-miles. _ that just sort of went off for a couple-miles. is- that just sort of went off for a couple miles. 7 couple of miles. is this a tour? this is a tourist severn valley railway. yeah. so this is this isn't mainline isn't a it isn't like a mainline commuter the commuter line. but the similarities are that the turns out the drivers still get paid an absolute fortune even on these trains. do you see that? 2.5 mitten— these trains. do you see that? 2.5 million, they're— do you see that? 2.5 million, they're saying, oh, going— 2.5 million, they're saying, oh, going te— 2.5 million, they're saying, oh, we're going to we— 2.5 million, they're saying, oh, we're going to we save we need 1.5 we're going to we save we need ns-netn— we're going to we save we need ns-netniane- we're going to we save we need 1.5-help-and then 1.5 million to help us. and then it twnne— 1.5 million to help us. and then it ewne ewe— 1.5 million to help us. and then it turns out they— 1.5 million to help us. and then it turns out they all get to say,— it turns out they all get to eew tn— it turns out they all get to eew tn eeew— it turns out they all get to eew tn eenw .- it turns out they all get to say, i'm sorry, i was slightly put— say, i'm sorry, i was slightly ewe-neeewee— say, i'm sorry, i was slightly put-because i've- say, i'm sorry, i was slightly put because i've just put off because i've just eeeweee— put off because i've just realised-is- put off because i've just realised is thing is held

realised lewis is thing is held eeeeenen— together by a stick from a lollipop— together by a stick from a. lollipop—yeah. together by a stick from a- lollipop—yeah. did lollipop on the back. yeah. did you lollipop on the back. yeah. did wee—weee- lollipop on the back. yeah. did you let's just you realise that? let's just show this. this is, show let's show this. this is, this going show let's show this. this is, enn-gene ee- show let's show this. this is, this-going to be- show let's show this. this is, this-going to be you. i show let's show this. this is,| this-going to be you. i this is not going to be you. i twee— this is not going to be you. i just went— this is not going to be you. i we went ee— this is not going to be you. i just want to show— this is not going to be you. i just want to show people behind show business. this is. this is enew— show business. this is. this is show business,— show business. this is. this is show business,-and- this is. this is show business, and this show business, right? and this is show business, right? and this te neeeene— show business, right? and this is happens behind the scenes. a lollipop— is happens behind the scenes. a lollipop because— is happens behind the scenes. a lollipop because i— is happens behind the scenes. a lollipop because i lost the backing-— lollipop because i lost the backing-yeah- lollipop because i lost the backing-yeah .- lollipop because i lost the backing. gilt?" lollipop because i lost the. backing-yeah . so lewis, lollipop because i lost the- backing.-yeah . so lewis, i'm backing. so yeah. so lewis, i'm not to be abused by, you not going to be abused by, you know, it's just i'm observing guys. we're going go to an guys. we're going to go to an interval i'm looking interval now. i'm looking eeewee— interval now. i'm lookingi forward _they're forward to seeing if they're going— forward to seeing if they're going te— forward to seeing if they're going te-neen- forward to seeing if they're. going to-back-any going to come back with any weee— blood on anybody's face. i'm newne—enew- blood on anybody's face. i'm having—show and| blood on anybody's face. i'm - having—show and we're having a very bad show and we're going— having a very bad show and we're going-gear— having a very bad show and we're eetneleeen wn— having a very bad show and we're going-gear up-final- going to gear up for the final eeenen. — going to gear up for the final section. we've— going to gear up for the final section. we've got seagull. your job section. we've got seagull. your job-make— section. we've got seagull. your job-make tnte— section. we've got seagull. your job-make this stop- section. we've got seagull. your job make this stop him. job is to make this stop him. i knew—eee- job is to make this stop him. i knew—eee nin- job is to make this stop him. i knew—eee ntnn eni job is to make this stop him. i- know_egg him on and know my job is to egg him on and some meghan and you know which one. it'll be great. see you .

in two. twe- welcome ewe.- welcome back ewe.— welcome back to headliners. two. welcome back to headliners. and i welcome back to headliners. and twen— welcome back to headliners. and twten .— welcome back to headliners. and twten . eewte— welcome back to headliners. and i wish i could say— welcome back to headliners. and i wish i could say that we all neee— i wish i could say that we all neee we— i wish i could say that we all made up during— i wish i could say that we all made up during the break, but it's made up during the break, but we nwen— made up during the break, but it's much worse— made up during the break, but it's much worse than ever. cl it's much worse than ever. he een.— it's much worse than ever. he eete. eeewe— it's much worse than ever. he said, people don't— it's much worse than ever. he

said, people don't me . said, people don't like me. they don't like you. they don't une— they don't like you. they don't wne-une— they don't like you. they don't like-like people- like they do like people love ne-eete- like they do like people love me.-said, i've- like they do like people love me.-said, i've gotl like they do like people love- me.-said, i've got more me. and you said, i've got more twitter followers. yeah, yeah. neeewee— because they're following him out of spite, basically. oh, my eee.— out of spite, basically. oh, my eee-eee— out of spite, basically. oh, my god.-see what- out of spite, basically. oh, my. god.-see what-doing god. just to see what he's doing ,-i..e_ god. just to see what he's doing ,-i.a enew— god. just to see what he's doing ,-i.a enew een- god. just to see what he's doing , that they can make fun , just so that they can make fun of , just so that they can make fun en-fwn— , just so that they can make fun en-fwn en— , just so that they can make fun en-fwn en ntn. — , just so that they can make fun of fun of him. because of make fun of him. because yew-e— of make fun of him. because you're so fixed— of make fun of him. because you're so fixed and nobody you're so fixed and. and nobody twee— you're so fixed and. and nobody likes somebody— you're so fixed and. and nobody likes somebody who's like, oh, tn — likes somebody who's like, oh, tn lenen. — likes somebody who's like, oh, i'm .smart. and _ likes somebody who's like, oh, i'm .smart. and .at- likes somebody who's like, oh, i'm smart. and at how i'm so smart. and look at how enen— i'm so smart. and look at how enen-t— i'm so smart. and look at how enen-t een-t— i'm so smart. and look at how smart i don't mean to do smart i am. i don't mean to do enew— smart i am. i don't mean to do tnen n-e— smart i am. i don't mean to do tnen net-wee— smart i am. i don't mean to do that. it's just natural. you do . yew— that. it's just natural. you do . yew-nwe— that. it's just natural. you do .you-but you're- that. it's just natural. you do| .you-but you're-i . you do. but you're right. i eeewe— should have made i should have backed i'm sorry. backed you, mate. i'm sorry. back me this time. as lewis said in back me this time. as lewis said tn-weew— back me this time. as lewis said tn-weew even— back me this time. as lewis said in break, every point i make in the break, every point i make is in the break, every point i make e e— in the break, every point i make e e pent— in the break, every point i make e e netne .— in the break, every point i make is a point . that's— in the break, every point i make is a point . that's a— in the break, every point i make is a point . that's a quote from is a point. that's a quote from us is a point. that's a quote from us eewe— is a point. that's a quote from us eewte . — is a point. that's a quote from us lewis . give— is a point. that's a quote from us lewis . give us- is a point. that's a quote from us lewis . c, at: is a point. that's a quote from us lewis . c s~3 us lewis. give us one of those points now about monday's telegraph. she's telegraph. it says that she's moved on. have you? yeah. well, speaking of coronation heat, um , the duchess, duchess of sussex would have been. who is the eweneee— would have been. who is the oweneee en— would have been. who is the duchess of sussex— would have been. who is the duchess of sussex ?- : who is the duchess of sussex ? meghan markle duchess of sussex? meghan markle tnetetee— duchess of sussex? meghan markle tneteeee ene-e— duchess of sussex? meghan markle insisted she's moved away from race. row, row , is— insisted she's moved away from race. row, row , is it? row, row, race. row, row, is it? row, row, wnn— race. row, row, is it? row, row, row, row with the _ race. row, row, is it? row, row, row, row with the royal family? sne— row, row with the royal family? sne neeteetw— row, row with the royal family? she basically said— row, row with the royal family? she basically said bad things eeewe— she basically said bad things eeewe-eeewee— she basically said bad things about royal family and the about the royal family and the people— about the royal family and the eeewe-weee— about the royal family and the eeewe-neee en— about the royal family and the people keep on mentioning people that keep on mentioning ente— people that keep on mentioning ewe—ennee- people that keep on mentioning this._things that. this. she said bad things that the this. she said bad things that tne-nentw— this. she said bad things that the-familylracist- this. she said bad things that the family racist and the royal family is racist and ene—n— the royal family is racist and ene—n we.- the royal family is racist and ene—n we. sne- the royal family is racist and. she _it up. she .no she can't back it up. she has no wee—tente- she can't back it up. she has no wee—tentw te- idea if the royal family is neetee— idea if the royal family is

neetee-tne- idea if the royal family is- racist-the-family racist because the royal family ten-e— racist because the royal family tent—neee— isn't racist. they hate everybody— isn't racist. they hate everybody dodi they like everybody dodi they they like ween— everybody dodi they they like ween eeewe— everybody dodi they they like ween people .— everybody dodi they they like black people . if— everybody dodi they they like black people . if they're black people. if they're neweww— black people. if they're royalty, .j’ust - black people. if they're royalty, just don't like royalty, they just don't like new— royalty, they just don't like new een-e— royalty, they just don't like they don't-they- royalty, they just don't like they don't they don't like they don't like they don't like they don't like they don't like we enew— they don't like they don't like we enew een-e— they don't like they don't like the they don't care who picks tnen— the they don't care who picks wen—en- the they don't care who picksi their—or-lines their strawberries or who lines enen— their strawberries or who lines enen eewee— their strawberries or who lines their parade route, whether new-ne— their parade route, whether they're black— their parade route, whether they're black or— their parade route, whether they're black or white. they een-e— they're black or white. they een-e eee— they're black or white. they een-e .— they're black or white. they don't care . okay. thank you, don't care. okay. thank you, wtene. — don't care. okay. thank you, wtene. nwe— don't care. okay. thank you, diana. but yeah- don't care. okay. thank you, diana. yeah. what do diana. but yeah. yeah. what do you— diana. but yeah. yeah. what do wew enne— diana. but yeah. yeah. what do you think about— diana. but yeah. yeah. what do you think about this?— diana. gilt?" yeah. what do you think about this? well, it's nwnnw— you think about this? well, it's funny wet— you think about this? well, it's funny that lewis— you think about this? well, it's funny that lewis was saying, is it race row? and if there was somewhere meghan somewhere that meghan would live:— somewhere that meghan would twelwewte — somewhere that meghan would live,.would be— somewhere that meghan would live, would be race row, live, it would be race row, ten-t— live, it would be race row, ten-e ne— live, it would be race row, isn't it?-she's. live, it would be race row, isn't it?-she's sol isn't it? because she's so eneeeeee— isn't it? because she's so obsessed with— isn't it? because she's so obsessed with race, so we don't isn't it? because she's so obseswhat'ith race, so we don't isn't it? because she's so obseswhat happened. we don't isn't it? because she's so obseswhat happened. we don'did know what happened. i mean, did she leak this story? did the eewee— she leak this story? did the newete—new- royals leak it? but now she's eenwne— royals leak it? but now she's eenwne ene— royals leak it? but now she's denying the story. there was never a problem.— denying the story. there was never a problem. wasn't. never a problem. there wasn't. sne—neeten. | she didn't care about racism. sne— she didn't care about racism. she—point. she didn't care about racism.- she_point about she made a general point about unconscious bias. but i'm glad ene-e—eeee- unconscious bias. but i'm glad ene-e—eeee tol she's moved on. it's good to knew— she's moved on. it's good to knew-ewe- she's moved on. it's good toi know-suits-the know the from suits that the wnete — know the from suits that the wnete -neeee- know the from suits that the whole - hates is - know the from suits that the whole hates is doing whole country hates is doing weu. — whole country hates is doing weu. wen.— whole country hates is doing well. well, i— whole country hates is doing well. well, i like- whole country hates is doing well. �*vwizicc c whole country hates is doing well. c g well. well, i like this thing that this that they put out this statement. we encourage statement. it said we encourage the media various the tabloid media in various royal correspondents to stop exhausting the exhausting circus royal correspondents to stop exhatheyg the exhausting circus royal correspondents to stop exhathey alone exhausting circus royal correspondents to stop exhathey alone areiusting circus royal correspondents to stop exhathey alone are creating.rcus that they alone are creating. and i'm sure we'll hear more about that on their next book, the next podcast, netflix documentary , staying documentary interview, staying with telegraph and nick, with the telegraph and nick, where should we move together? well this is a travesty. all

three of us, by the all three of us, by the way. now, ente— three of us, by the way. now, me te— three of us, by the way. now, the e in— three of us, by the way. now, this is i'm this— three of us, by the way. now, this is i'm this is— three of us, by the way. now, this is i'm this is it's not a nen—etenw— this is i'm this is it's not a non—story. it's— this is i'm this is it's not a non—story. it's a- this is i'm this is it's not a non—story. it's a story. but i'm enew— non—story. it's a story. but i'm new newe— non—story. it's a story. but i'm angry, lewis, because it says ene— angry, lewis, because it says we eneeeeet— angry, lewis, because it says the greatest county in england ene— the greatest county in england enn-etetntne— the greatest county in england and claiming devon, and it's claiming it's devon, nwe— and it's claiming it's devon, ewe-eene— and it's claiming it's devon, but-came second. and it's claiming it's devon, but came second and and it's claiming it's devon,- but-came second and was but cumbria came second and was eeewee— but cumbria came second and was eeewee enwetw— but cumbria came second and was robbed cruelly robbed because new— robbed cruelly robbed because new wen-e— robbed cruelly robbed because they didn't-the— robbed cruelly robbed because they didn't the weather . they didn't like the weather. nwewene— they didn't like the weather. everyone cumbria is the everyone knows cumbria is the eneeeeet— everyone knows cumbria is the greatest county. _ everyone knows cumbria is the greatest county. they it greatest county. they said it was second for— greatest county. they said it was second for natural wonders. eeewe,— was second for natural wonders.j secona,_.a...t second, we have all the natural wenee— second, we have all the natural wonders—now, just. wonders in cumbria now, just neeewee— wonders in cumbria now, just neeewee-eete— wonders in cumbria now, just because-said it- wonders in cumbria now, just because said it was actually wonders in cumbria now, just btdistant said it was actually wonders in cumbria now, just btdistant secondi it was actually wonders in cumbria now, just btdistant secondi itwhat actually a distant second is what it eete. — a distant second is what it said. .because- a distant second is what it said. because you put books said. just because you put books on said. just because you put books en—ene— said. just because you put books en—ene tnew- said. just because you put books en—ene enew eee- said. just because you put books on and they get moist on your shelf and they get moist neeewee— on your shelf and they get moist neeewee n-e— on your shelf and they get moist because it's so— on your shelf and they get moist because it's so wet— on your shelf and they get moist because it's so wet the whole enne. — because it's so wet the whole enne. tnet-e— because it's so wet the whole time. that's true. _ because it's so wet the whole time. that's true. but you know, i time. that's true. but you know, l-up_ time. that's true. but you know, l-up were.— time. that's true. but you know, l-up enee. yew— time. that's true. but you know, i up there. you know, i grew up there. you know, yew-e— i grew up there. you know,| wew-ne—nent you're not living there right- now. the whole time you moved ewew. — away. i know, tragically, neeewee— away. i know, tragically,j because _work because there's no work there. ane— because there's no work there. and they're— because there's no work there. and they're . backward. - because there's no work there. and they're . backward. but. and they're all backward. but the a great place the point is, it's a great place . yeah, they keep changing yeah, they keep changing their . yeah, they keep changing their nene—n-ei name as the annoying thing. it's weeenenene,— name as the annoying thing. it's westiit'sland,_ name as the annoying thing. it's westiit's cumbria. _ name as the annoying thing. it's westiit's cumbria. now they're now, it's cumbria. now they're enenetne—enew changing it back. but are they enenetne— changing it back. but are they changing.back?_ changing it back. but are they changing back? talk of changing it back? let's talk of it. _complicated.l it. it's all very complicated. we—ee- we want to go back to the newne— we want to go back to the historic-sudan,- we want to go back to the- historic-sudan, really. we want to go back to the histt sudan, really. we want to go back to the histt cs 61, really. we want to go back to the histwig fly. we want to go back to the- histtanyway, cumbria came second. but anyway, cumbria came second. they it's they gave it to devon. it's a neweew.— they gave it to devon. it's a neweew. ane— they gave it to devon. it's a travesty. and the— they gave it to devon. it's a travesty. and the north remembers.— travesty. and the north remembers. yeah. what do you enne— remembers. yeah. what do you enne-enee— remembers. yeah. what do you think-this? well- remembers. yeah. what do you think this? well first of think about this? well first of at,— think about this? well first of en, tnew— think about this? well first of en, new-n— think about this? well first of all, they-it the- think about this? 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which is coming up. coming up here? which is coming we. new— coming up here? which is coming we. new. tet-e— coming up here? which is coming up. hey, let's let's— coming up here? which is coming up. hey, let's let's that's not enewt— up. hey, let's let's that's not enewt tet-e— up. hey, let's let's that's not about let's look— up. hey, let's let's that's not about let's look july . july it's about let's look july. july it's wne— about let's look july. july it's wne et— about let's look july. july it's wne et tt-e— about let's look july. july it's kind of it's coming out we're eentne— kind of it's coming out we're eentne ew— kind of it's coming out we're getting our website ready that's eetwetw— getting our website ready that's eetwetw yew-we— getting our website ready that's actually you've had made actually you've had that made twe— actually you've had that made t-we—ween- actually you've had that made t-we—ween. newi i've had that made yeah. how nenw— i've had that made yeah. how- nenw—eeetee many how many how many copies newe— many how many how many copies nee—newe- have you had. we just have we we— have you had. we just have we we newe— have you had. we just have we we newe-twew— have you had. we just have we just have lucy harmon made just have two. lucy harmon made it. just have two. lucy harmon made tn-neee— just have two. lucy harmon made tn-neee tn— just have two. lucy harmon made it.-made in-heart. it. that was made in the heart of it. that was made in the heart et new— it. that was made in the heart et new nwen— it. that was made in the heart of how much are— it. that was made in the heart of how much are you going to be eetttne— of how much are you going to be enne-wetn- selling these for? well, we're going— selling these for? well, we're gene-n— selling these for? well, we're eetne-tt ten— selling these for? well, we're going-it for £23- selling these for? well, we're going it for £23 because going to sell it for £23 because i'd going to sell it for £23 because net—e- going to sell it for £23 because t-e—e tt-el i'd rather sell one. it's a it's a i'd rather sell one. it's a it's e pain— i'd rather sell one. it's a it's e eetn te— i'd rather sell one. it's a it's epetn te. yew— i'd rather sell one. it's a it's a pain to. you will only sell

we— a pain to. you will only sell we t— a pain to. you will only sell we t get— a pain to. you will only sell one. do i get any- a pain to. you will only sell one. ttziit gtzi. 3ig ttzjit a pain to. you will only sell one. jt::it gtzi. 3ig jtzjit a pain to. you will only sell one. jtziit gtzi. 3ig jtziit gtzi. a pain to. you will only sell one. jtziit gtzi. 3ig jtzit gtzi. 3ig one. do i get any do i get any money for that? it was idea. money for that? it was my idea. it idea. of course. can it is your idea. of course. can it is your idea. of course. can t-tewet— it is your idea. of course. can t-teneet enewt- it is your idea. of course. can i-forgot about it.- i just say forgot about it. seen. — i just say forgot about it. seen. inet— i just say forgot about it. sorry. not about lucy's sorry. it's not about lucy's eeteneen— sorry. it's not about lucy's calendar, but— sorry. it's not about lucy's calendar, but all counties are greet—t- calendar, but all counties are greet—t eenel calendar, but all counties are. great—i came back great though. when i came back wen.— great though. when i came back wen-tene— great though. when i came back wen-tene-tn- from, i spent a long time in ten— from, i spent a long time in latin america. _ from, i spent a long time in latin america. once came back latin america. once i came back ene—we- latin america. once i came back ene—tne planet. and just seeing on the plane, tne— and just seeing on the plane, the—england] the rolling hills of england, i wee—neee- the rolling hills of england, i. was—movedltears was just almost moved to tears neeewee— was just almost moved to tears because—beautiful. because it's such a beautiful eewntnw— because it's such a beautiful country-thank- because it's such a beautiful country.-thank-itl country. it is. thank you. it is. country. it is. thank you. it te-tne- country. it is. thank you. it is.-the greatest. is. it is. and the greatest tntne—eewntwi thing about this country is the green— thing about this country is the green-when— thing about this country is the. green .which _these green belt, which protects these neewtttwt— beautiful counties. and if you cut beautiful counties. and if you ewt eeew— beautiful counties. and if you cut back-green- beautiful counties. and if you cut back green belt , god cut back on the green belt, god wit— cut back on the green belt, god wit-yew— cut back on the green belt, god wit-yew . — cut back on the green belt, god wit-yew . enew- cut back on the green belt, god will you . cut back on the green belt, god- will-you . okay. thank you will punish you. okay. thank you so much for that point. monday's mirror has an interesting job opportunity for us to explore . opportunity for us to explore. lewis yeah, this is in blackpool.- lewis yeah, this is in blackpool. the blackpool zoo, tnet— blackpool. the blackpool zoo, that. recruiting _ blackpool. the blackpool zoo, that-recruiting ,- blackpool. the blackpool zoo, that recruiting , they that zoo recruiting, they neenwtttne— that zoo recruiting, they recruiting human quote, seagull eetenente— recruiting human quote, seagull deterrents who _ recruiting human quote, seagull deterrents who will dress up a tent— deterrents who will dress up a bird costumes— deterrents who will dress up a bird costumes to _ deterrents who will dress up a bird costumes to scare away eeeewtte— bird costumes to scare away seagulls from _ bird costumes to scare away seagulls from the blackpool zoo. i seagulls from the blackpool zoo. t een-t— seagulls from the blackpool zoo. t een-t knew— seagulls from the blackpool zoo. i don't know if— seagulls from the blackpool zoo. i don't know if it's— seagulls from the blackpool zoo. i don't know if it's a good zoo. wett— i don't know if it's a good zoo. wett tt-e— i don't know if it's a good zoo. wett we get— i don't know if it's a good zoo. wett we get t— i don't know if it's a good zoo. well it's got i believe it's got nett— well it's got i believe it's got one half dead— well it's got i believe it's got one half dead donkey. okay and tnene— one half dead donkey. okay and tnene we— one half dead donkey. okay and tnene we 90- — one half dead donkey. okay and there we go. we— one half dead donkey. okay and there we go. we got- one half dead donkey. okay and there we go. �*jtjtjtzi git. one half dead donkey. okay and there we go. git. there we go. we got a costume there. or is that you? that's you on a friday night. that's the death of love.— you on a friday night. that's the death of love. that- t:3g i“ 3“. that's the death of love. that looks wen—eeew- the death of love. that looks wen—eeetn tt-e very hot. but then again, it's net—tnetl not that cool. it's not that warm blackpool. that's warm in blackpool. no, that's wnet—tetenei

warm in blackpool. no, that's. what—before. gb what lewis was doing before. gb wewe. — what lewis was doing before. gb wewe. ween.— what lewis was doing before. gb news. yeah. what?— what lewis was doing before. gb news. yeah. what? we hired him . news. yeah. what? we hired him. we news. yeah. what? we hired him. we ntwetet— news. yeah. what? we hired him. we ptwetet ntn— news. yeah. what? we hired him. we plucked him from obscurity. ttwetete— we plucked him from obscurity. plucked7ipun_ we plucked him from obscurity. plucked? pun intended. plucked? no pun intended. like a tent.— plucked? no pun intended. like a ewe-tntnt— plucked? no pun intended. like a ttnt.-tntnt .— plucked? no pun intended. like a bird-think . do- plucked? no pun intended. like a bird.-think . do you- bird. do you think. do you think i bird. do you think. do you think i-unhappv_ bird. do you think. do you think i-unhappv doing- bird. do you think. do you think i unhappy doing that? a job. i was unhappy doing that? a job. you i was unhappy doing that? a job. yew-nwen— i was unhappy doing that? a job. you-much happier.- i was unhappy doing that? a job. you much happier. was you were much happier. that was the you were much happier. that was tne—wew- you were much happier. that was tne—wew wewl the irony. engliin like you, you got the irony. english like you, you get-yew— the irony. english like you, you get-yew get- the irony. english like you, you get-yew eet enw- the irony. english like you, you got you get any now to got sacked. you get any now to the got sacked. you get any now to tne—nteeteeet- the metro? the blackpool zoo eewe— the metro? the blackpool zoo eewe tt— the metro? the blackpool zoo eewe tt eeee— the metro? the blackpool zoo says it goes without saying that we we— says it goes without saying that we tewe tnet— says it goes without saying that we love that we _ says it goes without saying that we love that we love all entnete— we love that we love all animals. josh- we love that we love all animals. josh okay, great. except— animals. josh okay, great. tweept tet— animals. josh okay, great. except for save— animals. josh okay, great. except for save the- animals. josh okay, great. except for save the greenbelt . except for save the greenbelt. greenbelt wonderful. yeah. heading to the metro. and heading now to the metro. and nick, literally a black nick, is this literally a black panther right? so this panther forever, right? so this is fans blast twitter- panther forever, right? so this is fans blast twitter as,- gi“.7 so this is fans blast twitter as, as eneteeewe— is fans blast twitter as, as grotesque after— is fans blast twitter as, as grotesque after late such grotesque after late stars such as grotesque after late stars such ee enetwtet— grotesque after late stars such as chadwick boseman, chester nenntneten— as chadwick boseman, chester bennington and— as chadwick boseman, chester bennington and kobe bryant teetet— bennington and kobe bryant teetet twe— bennington and kobe bryant looked like they were subscribed to looked like they were subscribed te twttten— looked like they were subscribed to twitter blue— looked like they were subscribed to twitter blue and they've ewttenw— to twitter blue and they've ewttenw get— to twitter blue and they've suddenly got a— to twitter blue and they've suddenly got a blue check is wnet-e—wwetl what's happened. so musk has teen— what's happened. so musk has teen neeetne— what's happened. so musk has been messing with been messing around with the ewe— blue checks. it's been very twnnw— blue checks. it's been very funny-_weirdl blue checks. it's been very. funny._weird and funny. this is a bit weird and wntentwnete— funny. this is a bit weird and unfortunate, unfortunate unfortunate, an unfortunate tntne— thing that's happened. it's not tetttenete— thing that's happened. it's not deliberate _think. - thing that's happened. it's not deliberate think. but deliberate, i don't think. but it's deliberate, i don't think. but tt-e-wew— deliberate, i don't think. but it's-very-overalll it's been very funny overall teeewee— it's been very funny overall because _tick. it's been very funny overall- because _tick people because all the blue tick people newe— because all the blue tick people newe-ttwe— because all the blue tick people have-blue-and- have lost their blue tick and new —ant | have lost their blue tick and. they've _and now they've all gone mad. and now ne-e—tt- they've all gone mad. and now ne-e—tt teetl they've all gone mad. and now he's—it back toj he's suddenly giving it back to eeewe— he's suddenly giving it back to eeente-tenee- people like owen jones and tnew-ne— people like owen jones and tnew-ne-et- people like owen jones and they're-of virtue- they're all sort of virtue etenetttne— they're all sort of virtue- signalling—didn't they're all sort of virtue- signfor ng_didn't they're all sort of virtue- signfor this. _didn't they're all sort of virtue- signfor this. i-didn't they're all sort of virtue signfor this. i don't didn't they're all sort of virtue signfor this. i don't want n't they're all sort of virtue signfor this. i don't want it, pay for this. i don't want it, when— pay for this. i don't want it, which-hilarious. - pay for this. i don't want it, which hilarious. sort of which is hilarious. a sort of went— which is hilarious. a sort of weird someone— which is hilarious. a sort of weird someone call it countersignaling. and they're so eeeet—

scared of the wrath of their comrades saying, i comrades that are saying, i went— comrades that are saying, i tttn-t-ten— comrades that are saying, i didn't for boutique . comrades that are saying, i- didn't-for-boutique . so didn't pay for this boutique. so it's didn't pay for this boutique. so tt-e-netnette. - didn't pay for this boutique. so it's- pathetic. - it's l it's all very pathetic. but it's ewtte—wwet- it's all very pathetic. but it's. quite—musk think quite and you see. musk think etewt— quite and you see. musk think etewt tt— quite and you see. musk think etewt tt ten— quite and you see. musk think about it for second. musk is about it for a second. musk is. someone—rocket. someone who launches a rocket. it someone who launches a rocket. n—he— someone who launches a rocket. n—he goes,- someone who launches a rocket. n—he goes, yeah] it blows up and he goes, yeah, it was— lt blows up and he goes, yeah, it a— it blows up and he goes, yeah, it a good— it blows up and he goes, yeah, it was a good experiment. we learnt—course- learnt a lot. so of course he deem-t— learnt a lot. so of course he doesn't—winding. doesn't care about winding up some _celebrities. - doesn't care about winding up some celebrities. he's some whining celebrities. he's just— some whining celebrities. he's| just—going, some whining celebrities. he's| justlgive—gomg, some whining celebrities. he's just give him going, some whining celebrities. he's just give him the going, some whining celebrities. he's just give him the tick. g, let's give him the blue tick. let-s— let's give him the blue tick. lem-away. - let's give him the blue tick. lem-away. .- let's give him the blue tick. let's away. i think he's let's take it away. i think he's just— let's take it away. i think he's just-out. — let's take it away. i think he's just-out. but- let's take it away. i think he's just-out. but i- let's take it away. i think he's just out. but i think just testing it out. but i think this— just testing it out. but i think this souls— just testing it out. but i think this could this— just testing it out. but i think this could this could kill twister— this could this could kill. twitter—because. twitter personally because. because— twitter personally because. - because—million because when you have a million people— because when you have a million people-saying,- because when you have a million people-saying, .- because when you have a million people saying, i can't people who are saying, i can't be people who are saying, i can't ass-as— people who are saying, i can't ass-as para— people who are saying, i can't ass-as pass as— people who are saying, i can't be-be part of this- people who are saying, i can't be be part of this blue be i can't be part of this blue ask— be i can't be part of this blue tick business,— be i can't be part of this blue tick business, i— be i can't be part of this blue tick business, i can't seen tick business, i can't be seen on_becausel tick business, i can't be seeni aassaass—a as on twitter because because of i...— on twitter because because of the easies— on twitter because because of the circles, there— on twitter because because of the circles, there is it so funny,— the circles, there is it so funny, the— the circles, there is it so funny, the tick- the circles, there is it so funny, the tick that they seveeea — funny, the tick that they coveted until— funny, the tick that they coveted until a few days ago.7 they-ae— coveted until a few days ago? they're new— coveted until a few days ago? they're now trying to disassociate - they're now trying to disassociate from at all costs . disassociate from at all costs. we-u— disassociate from at all costs. we-u — disassociate from at all costs. we-u oa— disassociate from at all costs. we'll see. do you— disassociate from at all costs. we'll see. do you think- disassociate from at all costs. we'll see. do you think that do you with lewis there that you agree with lewis there that this trouble for this could mean trouble for twitter? i mean, it does lose twitter? i mean, if it does lose some those million ? it's some of those million? it's possible. that's why- possible. that's why he reinstated _ possible. that's why he reinstated blue ticks, reinstated the blue ticks, because— reinstated the blue ticks, because _theyl reinstated the blue ticks,- because _they were because they were they were talking — talking about leaving and all was—weas- this kind of thing. that is possible — this kind of thing. that is. possible. _he's possible. yeah. i think he's perhaps— possible. yeah. i think he's perhaps whe— possible. yeah. i think he's perhaps who knows? sometimes you think— perhaps who knows? sometimes you ehhh-hhstwhea— perhaps who knows? sometimes you think misjudged this blue think he's misjudged this blue tick—remember tick thing, then you remember he is tick thing, then you remember he hs—hawhe-ehl is a genius. so maybe it's 4d chess— is a genius. so maybe it's 4d ehess ah— is a genius. so maybe it's 4d chess. all right— is a genius. so maybe it's 4d chess. all right ,_ is a genius. so maybe it's 4d chess. all right , but blue ticks is a genius. so maybe it's 4d che wellll right , but blue ticks is a genius. so maybe it's 4d che well doneit , but blue ticks is a genius. so maybe it's 4d che well done forbut blue ticks is a genius. so maybe it's 4d che well done for getting; ticks is a genius. so maybe it's 4d che well done for getting; tic 4d are well done for getting the 4d . i are well done for getting the 4d

.—h hate- . i made a mistake. i made a mistake— . i made a mistake. i made a mistake-last- . i made a mistake. i made a mistake last night's mistake at last last night's shew— mistake at last last night's shew hw— mistake at last last night's shew by sawho— mistake at last last night's show by saying i'm not going to get show by saying i'm not going to eee—ee— show by saying i'm not going to eee—he eee- show by saying i'm not going to eee—he eeelhhwei show by saying i'm not going to get until to get blue show by saying i'm not going to get until i to get blue show by saying i'm not going to get until i get to get blue show by saying i'm not going to get until i get people et blue show by saying i'm not going to get until i get people doing.ue tick until i get people doing fake— tick until i get people doing- fake—lewis fake accounts. thank you, lewis . whh— fake accounts. thank you, lewis . with your— fake accounts. thank you, lewis . with your eh— fake accounts. thank you, lewis . with your 4d drafts- fake accounts. thank you, lewis . with your 4d drafts ,- fake accounts. thank you, lewis . with your 4d drafts, finally, the guardian and lewis makes sense of this madness that our society has descended into. please. well this is wagatha chaste— please. well this is wagatha christie faces— please. well this is wagatha christie faces plot twist after hehehah— christie faces plot twist after rebekah vardy_ christie faces plot twist after rebekah vardy trademark move, which— rebekah vardy trademark move, which is. — rebekah vardy trademark move, which is. which— rebekah vardy trademark move, which is. which is— rebekah vardy trademark move, which is. which is basically it hsh-e— which is. which is basically it hat a— which is. which is basically it isn't a trademark— which is. which is basically it isn't a trademark move because my father— isn't a trademark move because my father was— isn't a trademark move because my father a— isn't a trademark move because my father was a copyright and trademark— my father was a copyright and trademark attorney in the united states— trademark attorney in the united states eh— trademark attorney in the united states of america— trademark attorney in the united states of america international . it states of america international . he must— states of america international . he must he— states of america international . it must be very— states of america international . it must be very proud of you. has— . it must be very proud of you. he's dead. he's— . it must be very proud of you. he's dead. he's dead- . it must be very proud of you. iii: 3: he's dead now. i'm he's dead. he's dead now. i'm eeewe.— he's dead. he's dead now. i'm eeewe. hm— he's dead. he's dead now. i'm proud- h-m proud— he's dead. he's dead now. i'm proud. i'm proud of— iii: 3: he's dead now. i'm proud. i'm proud of my dad. anyway,— proud. i'm proud of my dad. amyway, se— proud. i'm proud of my dad. amyway, se h— proud. i'm proud of my dad. anyway, so i know a little bit ahewe— anyway, so i know a little bit ahewe ems— anyway, so i know a little bit about this-this- anyway, so i know a little bit about this this wagatha about this and this wagatha chaste— about this and this wagatha christie thing— about this and this wagatha christie thing was was based on a as a they— christie thing was was based on a on a they have— christie thing was was based on a on a they have a— christie thing was was based on a on a they have a play, which is the— a on a they have a play, which is the hem— a on a they have a play, which is the fight between rebekah vaaey— is the fight between rebekah vaaey ame— is the fight between rebekah vardy and colette rooney . ' 3 vardy and colette rooney. and manh— vardy and colette rooney. and thank yea— vardy and colette rooney. and thank yea se— vardy and colette rooney. and thank you so much— vardy and colette rooney. and thank you so much for that . it thank you so much for that. it was actually coined by she's mytho— was actually coined by she's thyme ee— was actually coined by she's thyme he say— was actually coined by she's trying to say she— was actually coined by she's trying to say she coined it but it trying to say she coined it but he was— trying to say she coined it but it was coined— trying to say she coined it but it was coined comedian it was coined by comedian dan aehhsem. — it was coined by comedian dan. aehhsem. —se atkinson. yeah yeah, exactly. so i should get i mean, if anybody should get it, should get some money, it, he should get some money, surely. but it's not. it's another getting

another comic getting ripped off. time off. and we've seen that time and comics, their and again where comics, their jokes, in jokes, they stolen and used in sell t—shirts. luckily louis is eee— sell t—shirts. luckily louis is never get stolen. _ luckily louis is never get stolen. that's the great— never get stolen. that's the great thee.— never get stolen. that's the great thing. but— never get stolen. that's the great thing. but it's not a taatematt. — great thing. but it's not a trademark. trademark is trademark. a trademark is teetstetee. — trademark. a trademark is registered. you— trademark. a trademark is registered. you have to pay memey— registered. you have to pay memey amt— registered. you have to pay money and it's— registered. you have to pay money and it's the name. a eeeyheht— money and it's the name. a copyright-when- money and it's the name. a copyright when you write copyright is when you write semethhe— copyright is when you write something-it- copyright is when you write something it gets sent , it something and it gets sent, it gets— something and it gets sent, it gets seem— something and it gets sent, it gets h— something and it gets sent, it gets seen in advance. well, look at-we— gets seen in advance. well, look at-we teamed— gets seen in advance. well, looki at-we learned something. at that. we learned something. thank you much, guys. the thank you so much, you guys. the show nearly over. let's show is nearly over. let's take another monday's another quick look at monday's front pages. we've got the times corbyn sparks, labour row corbyn sparks, new labour row over racism. corbyn ally ally. that should say the i. abbott loses labour whip over offensive race comments. the telegraph uk citizens abandoned amid feeble response to sudan crisis daily mail time to scrap the tourist tax and get britain booming again. the mirror rod gb news is again. the mirror rod gb news is a rise now. finally, the daily star coronation heat swelter. a rise now. finally, the daily star coronation heat swelter . to star coronation heat swelter. to be a real belter now. thank you very much to my dream team of louis shaffer and nick dixon . louis shaffer and nick dixon. thank you both. excellent as always. we are back tomorrow at 11 pm. with simon sitting here and me sitting over there and if

you're watching the 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thank you for joining us. bye .

after anti—semitic remarks. good morning to you. 6:00 monday, the zeth— morning to you. 6:00 monday, the em et— morning to you. 6:00 monday, the em et amt. — morning to you. 6:00 monday, the 24th of april. this— morning to you. 6:00 monday, the 24th of april. this is— g 6:00 monday, the 24th of april. this is breakfast on 24th of april. this is breakfast as he— 24th of april. this is breakfast as he wews— 24th of april. this is breakfast on gb news with— 24th of april. this is breakfast on gb news with eamon and isabel tetay. — on gb news with eamon and isabel tetay. here-s— on gb news with eamon and isabel today. here's what's— on gb news with eamon and isabel today. 3 g on gb news with eamon and isabel today. t: today. here's what's leading the news this morning. the former shadow home secretary, diane abbott, has apologised for any anguish caused after suggesting jewish people do not face racism. the labour party have condemned ms abbott's comments , condemned ms abbott's comments, saying deeply saying they were deeply offensive and wrong. the government's plan to deport illegal migrants to rwanda will face its biggest hurdle so