hello welcome back. i'm bethany elsey, to here bring you up to date from the newsroom the first flight carrying british nationals out of sudan has landed in cyprus with around 40 people on board. and rishi sunak says there'll be two more flights overnight and many more tomorrow. it's understood around 4000 british passport holders have been trapped in sudan since fierce fighting between military factions broke out more than two weeks ago. the uk's rescue effort was given the go ahead after they agreed to a 72 hour ceasefire. but reports of gunfire and explosions in major cities are making extractions perilous. the cities are making extractions perilous . the first flight the perilous. the first flight the left— perilous. the first flight the left took— the first flight the left took everybody that was at the airfield— left took everybody that was at the airfield and— left took everybody that was at the airfield and eligible is on that— the airfield and eligible is on that tttgtt— the airfield and eligible is on tttttttgtt. — the airfield and eligible is on that flight. there- the airfield and eligible is on that flight. “tit; cc the airfield and eligible is on that flight. “ti"ti; cc the airfield and eligible is on

that flight. “ti;"ti; c. i“tit”ti; that flight. there will be more flights this evening and then many more into tomorrow. we're contacting people both- we're contacting people both directly, but contacting people both directly, tut—tssuet— contacting people both directly, but—issued out- but also we've issued out a generat— but also we've issued out a genettt tatt— but also we've issued out a general call for— but also we've issued out a general call for people if they tht—y- general call for people if they tnwt—y to- general call for people if they can _way to the - can make their way to the tttttett— can make their way to the airfield, they— can make their way to the airfield, they will then be processed. — airfield, they will then be processed. we- airfield, they will then be processed. �*ftt�*ti; cit“ e airfield, they will then be processed. cit“ . j. processed. we can't guarantee the long term sustainability of the long term sustainability of the that we're the airfield that we're currently so we're also currently using. so we're also exploring and standing up other alternative for safe alternative routes for safe exit. president joe biden has officially announced he's running for a second term in office, saying the next election will be a fight for democracy and personal freedom. the question we're facing- e’t: : the question we're facing is whether in question we're facing is whether tn the— question we're facing is whether tn the years— question we're facing is whether in the years ahead, we have more freedom— in the years ahead, we have more tteettm or— in the years ahead, we have more tteettm or test— in the years ahead, we have more freedom or less freedom, more ttetts— freedom or less freedom, more ttetts or— freedom or less freedom, more ttgtte er fewe— freedom or less freedom, more rights or fewer. i— freedom or less freedom, more rights or fewer. i know what i went— rights or fewer. i know what i went the— rights or fewer. i know what i want the answer— rights or fewer. i know what i want the answer to be, and i tttnt— want the answer to be, and i tttnt vou— want the answer to be, and i tttnt wet to.— want the answer to be, and i think you do, too.- want the answer to be, and i think you do, too. that's why we — think you do, too. that's why we running— think you do, too. that's why i'm running for— think you do, too. that's why i'm running for re—election . the i'm running for re—election. the us i'm running for re—election. the us weettent— i'm running for re—election. the us president also— i'm running for re—election. the us president also confirmed that wee— us president also confirmed that vice president— us president also confirmed that vice president kamala harris wttt— vice president kamala harris wttt etee— vice president kamala harris will also run— vice president kamala harris will also run again alongside ttm. — will also run again alongside ttm. tweete— will also run again alongside him. donald trump- will also run again alongside him. t: : will also run again alongside- him. donald trump has released a video criticising joe biden for the so—called damage he's caused to the country and has called on his supporters for their vote.

with your support in the eteetten— with your support in the eteetten .— with your support in the election , we— with your support in the election , we will defeat joe election, we will defeat joe ba...— election, we will defeat joe etten tn— election, we will defeat joe biden in 2024.— election, we will defeat joe biden in 2024. we will rescue our economy. we— biden in 2024. we will rescue our economy. we will crush tnttettew — our economy. we will crush inflation, and— our economy. we will crush inflation, and we will stop the tnweeten— inflation, and we will stop the en— inflation, and we will stop the invasion on our— inflation, and we will stop the invasion on our southern border. we invasion on our southern border. we wttt— invasion on our southern border. we wttt teeete— invasion on our southern border. we will restore our— invasion on our southern border. we will restore our nation's ttgnttw— we will restore our nation's ttenttw ent— we will restore our nation's dignity and we— we will restore our nation's dignity and we will prevent went— dignity and we will prevent went wen— dignity and we will prevent world war iii _ dignity and we will prevent world war iii from happening . world war iii from happening. wteete— world war iii from happening. nicola sturgeon— world war iii from happening. nicola sturgeon has spoken out attent— nicola sturgeon has spoken out about we— nicola sturgeon has spoken out about the police— nicola sturgeon has spoken out about the police investigation tnte— about the police investigation tnte swe— about the police investigation into snp finances , saying she into snp finances, saying she eewttn-t— into snp finances, saying she couldn't have— into snp finances, saying she couldn't have imagined the eente— couldn't have imagined the eente et— couldn't have imagined the events of the _ couldn't have imagined the events of the past few weeks in her events of the past few weeks in net went— events of the past few weeks in her worst nightmares . her worst nightmares. the former ttnt— her worst nightmares. the former first minister also said it wasn't true that she stepped down because she knew problems were about to unfold within her party. she was speaking at the scottish parliament for the first time since her husband's arrest. peter murrell the party's former chief executive, was questioned by police earlier in the month and released without charge. the party's former treasurer, colin beattie, was also arrested last week and released pending further investigation . and the high investigation. and the high court has heard an allegation

that buckingham palace and the publisher of the sun newspaper super struck a so—called six bit dealin super struck a so—called six bit deal in relation to phone hacking in a 31 page document read out by the duke of sussex's lawyers , prince harry claims the lawyers, prince harry claims the deal aimed to prevent him and his brother from bringing forward claims against news group newspapers he also claims prince william settled his case privately back in 2020. prince harry is currently suing the publisher over alleged unlawful information gathering kensington palace has declined to comment . palace has declined to comment. you're up to date on tv online dab radio and on tune in this is gb news. now, though, it's time for headliners . for headliners. hello and weeennet— for headliners. hello and weeennet te— : hello and welcome to headliner. i'm simon twent— welcome to headliner. i'm simon twene tetntne— welcome to headliner. i'm simon twene joining ne—

welcome to headliner. i'm simon evans joining me tonight to wring— evans joining me tonight to wring even— evans joining me tonight to wring every bit— evans joining me tonight to wring every bit of goodness out of tenenew-e— wring every bit of goodness out of tomorrow's papers. our ttetnetee— of tomorrow's papers. our flatmates, josh - of tomorrow's papers. our flatmates, josh howie and leo keene — flatmates, josh howie and leo kearse. hello?— flatmates, josh howie and leo kearse. hello? somebody left at neme— kearse. hello? somebody left at nene minding— kearse. hello? somebody left at home minding the— kearse. hello? somebody left at home minding the baby. i hope. vetn. wttt.— home minding the baby. i hope. vent. wttt. te— home minding the baby. i hope. yeah. nick, is it— home minding the baby. i hope. yeah. nick, is it 7— home minding the baby. i hope. yeah. nick, is it 7 it's— home minding the baby. i hope. / nick, is it ? it's like home minding the baby. i hope. t/tiutit“ nick, is it ? it's like the yeah. nick, is it? it's like the monkeys— yeah. nick, is it? it's like the monkeys .— yeah. nick, is it? it's like the nentewe . ten-t— yeah. nick, is it? it's like the monkeys , isn't it?— t/tiutit“ nick, is it? it's like the monkeys , isn't it? anyway, okay, monkeys, isn't it? anyway, okay, we newe— monkeys, isn't it? anyway, okay, we tee a— monkeys, isn't it? anyway, okay, we have a massive— monkeys, isn't it? anyway, okay, we have a massive bunch of juicy te— we have a massive bunch of juicy to get— we have a massive bunch of juicy news to get through. let's have a trunk— news to get through. let's have a qwtet teet— news to get through. let's have a quick look at— news to get through. let's have a quick look at wednesday's twent— a quick look at wednesday's tnent pages.— a quick look at wednesday's front pages. first of all, the netw— front pages. first of all, the natty wett— front pages. first of all, the daily mail you— front pages. first of all, the daily mail you need to accept you— daily mail you need to accept you we— daily mail you need to accept you teeter— daily mail you need to accept you are poorer and a chocolate tutt— you are poorer and a chocolate twet et— you are poorer and a chocolate twet of king— you are poorer and a chocolate bust of king charles there to enpneetee— bust of king charles there to emphasise the— bust of king charles there to emphasise the point . the emphasise the point. the telegraph— emphasise the point. the telegraph harry court claims teete— telegraph harry court claims leave coronation— telegraph harry court claims leave coronation in peace hopes in leave coronation in peace hopes tn tattere— leave coronation in peace hopes in tatters. picture— leave coronation in peace hopes in tatters. picture of harry and weenen— in tatters. picture of harry and meghan tnett— in tatters. picture of harry and meghan their candidly caught in an meghan their candidly caught in en attent— meghan their candidly caught in an airport departure lounge. i tntnt— an airport departure lounge. i tntnt tne— an airport departure lounge. i think the guardian charles undermined— think the guardian charles undermined queen over plan to ttwteen— undermined queen over plan to sue murdoch says— undermined queen over plan to sue murdoch says harry same stew— sue murdoch says harry same etew tne— sue murdoch says harry same etew tne t— sue murdoch says harry same story the i have— sue murdoch says harry same story the i have uk troops ready to story the i have uk troops ready te wee— story the i have uk troops ready te tene— story the i have uk troops ready to use force in— story the i have uk troops ready to use force in khartoum airlift the to use force in khartoum airlift tne netw— to use force in khartoum airlift the daily mirror— to use force in khartoum airlift the daily mirror food banks neentweet— the daily mirror food banks heartbreak kids need i million nett— heartbreak kids need i million neet ttte— heartbreak kids need i million

neet ttte ee— heartbreak kids need i million meal kits as the— heartbreak kids need i million meal kits as the metro has run for meal kits as the metro has run ten went— meal kits as the metro has run ten wew ttte— meal kits as the metro has run ten wew ttte .— meal kits as the metro has run for your life . and— meal kits as the metro has run for your life . and those were for your life. and those were went— for your life. and those were wew twent— for your life. and those were your front pages— for your life. and those were your front pages . so your front pages. so so we begin wttn— your front pages. so so we begin wttn tne— your front pages. so so we begin with the telegraph— your front pages. so so we begin with the telegraph . josh andrew with the telegraph. josh andrew newte — with the telegraph. josh andrew doyle shenanigans . oh wow. for a doyle shenanigans. oh wow. for a stew— doyle shenanigans. oh wow. for a etew tnet— doyle shenanigans. oh wow. for a etew tnet teet— doyle shenanigans. oh wow. for a story that just keeps on giving for story that just keeps on giving ten teeetee— story that just keeps on giving for decades and— story that just keeps on giving for decades and decades, harry cent— for decades and decades, harry cewt etetne— for decades and decades, harry court claims leave— for decades and decades, harry court claims leave coronation teete— court claims leave coronation teeee nenee— court claims leave coronation peace hopes in— court claims leave coronation peace hopes in tatters. so he's swtne— peace hopes in tatters. so he's swtne tne— peace hopes in tatters. so he's ewtng the sun— peace hopes in tatters. so he's ewtng the sun .— peace hopes in tatters. so he's suing the sun . and i believe suing the sun. and i believe it's on. yeah, for phone hacking ent— it's on. yeah, for phone hacking entwnetnet. — it's on. yeah, for phone hacking and whatnot. but— it's on. yeah, for phone hacking and whatnot. but but- e t’i�*t�* yeah, for phone hacking and whatnot. but but but sort of he's revealed that he's claiming that, first of all, that the sun gave a bunch of money to his brother and also that he was told he had the queen on board. and she was like he's like granny. he was like, are you going to back me up here? and she was like, yeah, i'm back. and she wrote some statements and backed him up. and then suddenly kind went suddenly it all kind of went away. claiming away. and he's claiming it's because he's like prince charles away. and he's claiming it's because htcharlesprince charles away. and he's claiming it's because htcharles made charles now. king charles made a deal with the sun that they

with the sun that that they would of make his journey would sort of make his journey to come. also, to kingdom come. and also, camilla's queen a&e queen consort smooth. they would support the success, the idea behind it. but i find it hard to tettewe— behind it. but i find it hard to believe because— behind it. but i find it hard to believe because the- “t: e but i find it hard to believe because the sun is such a believe because the sun is such e nwttten— believe because the sun is such a rubbish newspaper that i don't knew— a rubbish newspaper that i don't tnew tt— a rubbish newspaper that i don't tnew tt enwtetw— a rubbish newspaper that i don't know if anybody would really wnet— know if anybody would really care what the— know if anybody would really care what the sun says. e : care what the sun says. it does stewe— care what the sun says. it does stnte-es— care what the sun says. it does etnte-es e— care what the sun says. it does strike-as a bit— care what the sun says. it does strike as a bit odd that strike me as a bit odd that charles would care that much about whether the sun specifically. he obviously specifically. he would obviously went—entnten. l want the balance of opinion. newne— want the balance of opinion. maybe the— want the balance of opinion. maybe the entire— want the balance of opinion. maybe the entire murdoch empire. that would be it. yeah it's a wee— that would be it. yeah it's a wider conspiracy. _ that would be it. yeah it's a wider conspiracy. well this this tntne— wider conspiracy. well this this tntne ween-e— wider conspiracy. well this this thing harry's always talking attent— thing harry's always talking etewt. wen— thing harry's always talking about, you know, a conspiracy tnen— about, you know, a conspiracy tnen teettne— about, you know, a conspiracy them leaking stuff royals them leaking stuff to the royals teettne— them leaking stuff to the royals teettne stutt— them leaking stuff to the royals leaking stuff to— them leaking stuff to the royals leaking stuff to the papers neetnet— leaking stuff to the papers against them— leaking stuff to the papers against them . against them. so this just ties into to the rest of it. he needs a tinfoil into to the rest of it. he needs ettntett net.— into to the rest of it. he needs a tinfoil hat. he— into to the rest of it. he needs a tinfoil hat. he needs- ”title e he needs a tinfoil hat. he needs to go on tntewen. — a tinfoil hat. he needs to go on infowars. talk— a tinfoil hat. he needs to go on infowars. talk about, you know, tnnee— infowars. talk about, you know, prince charles— infowars. talk about, you know, prince charles or— infowars. talk about, you know, prince charles or king charles twttn— prince charles or king charles twttn-tn— prince charles or king charles putin-in-sewers- prince charles or king charles putin-in-sewers toi putin robots in the sewers to spy— putin robots in the sewers to spy on_ putin robots in the sewers to spy en ntn — putin robots in the sewers to spy en ntn ent— putin robots in the sewers to spy on him and stuff. do you do you— spy on him and stuff. do you do wen ete— spy on him and stuff. do you do wen wen— spy on him and stuff. do you do you are you suggesting that he tntnte— you are you suggesting that he thinks-charles— you are you suggesting that he thinks charles was feeding thinks that charles was feeding on thinks that charles was feeding en ttttte— thinks that charles was feeding on tittle tattle— thinks that charles was feeding on tittle tattle ito- thinks that charles was feeding on tittle tattle to harry the on tittle tattle on to harry the to on tittle tattle on to harry the te—wettl to murdoch's empire? well, tnet-e— to murdoch's empire? well, tnet-e-eett- to murdoch's empire? well, that's said before. to murdoch's empire? well,- that's-said before. he that's what you said before. he ente— that's what you said before. he ent—wee- said before that there was a eeneetnew—

said before that there was a conspiracy against him with the teen— conspiracy against him with the royal tenttw— conspiracy against him with the royal family doing these leaks to royal family doing these leaks te tent— royal family doing these leaks te eett et— royal family doing these leaks to sort of weaken— royal family doing these leaks to sort of weaken him . 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cnwtee en— legal action but then king charles or prince charles as he was known then— charles or prince charles as he was known then talked her out of t. — was known then talked her out of t. t— was known then talked her out of t. t ween— was known then talked her out of t. t t— was known then talked her out of t. t t we— was known then talked her out of it. i mean, i do think- was known then talked her out of it. i mean, i do think he- was known then talked her out of it. i mean, i do think he is i do believe he is more nervous than anybody else in the royal family about it might be family was about it might be snatched away having snatched away from him having waited whatever waited for 50 years or whatever for know do for this. you know, i do understand well. understand that as well. psychologically it psychologically i'm not sure it should have governed his decisions , but you can decisions, but you can understand seem understand it. what doesn't seem to that it would to me plausible is that it would be sun , as you say. it would be the sun, as you say. it would be the sun, as you say. it would be that that would be, you know, because they just don't have that gravitas anymore. i that kind of gravitas anymore. i mean, now i prefer the daily star. yeah. why is he. i should i should know this, but is he still expected to attend the coronation? is harry coming? he's meghan he's going, but meghan isn't. yeah, the last yeah, well, that was the last thing. of this, thing. but now because of this, tnet-e— thing. but now because of this, tnet-e-tnew-ne— “g but now because of this, that's they're saying. that's what they're saying. neeewee— that's what they're saying. because-story- that's what they're saying. because-story this. because the big story this morning was camilla parker morning was about camilla parker bowles, husband bowles, previous husband is going parker going to be there. andrew parker bowles. yeah. bowles. good old a&e. yeah. yeah. good. and i thought yeah. he's a good. and i thought that to of that was enough to sort of create that's a nice eastenders type. anyway, we will move on to our shall you toilet our coronation shall you toilet right . i'm our coronation shall you toilet right. i'm not sure our coronation shall you toilet right . i'm not sure which one right. i'm not sure which one that would be. metro leo. yeah.

metro is the slightly alarmist headune metro is the slightly alarmist headline run for your lives , but headline run for your lives, but they're talking about sudan's they're talking about sudan's the civil war there. i mean, it's sort of developed- ti. . e ”ttiiliil i mean, it's sort of developed into a etwt— it's sort of developed into a etwt — it's sort of developed into a etwt tt— it's sort of developed into a civil war. it was— it's sort of developed into a civil war. it was a sort of wenetne— civil war. it was a sort of wenetne tw— civil war. it was a sort of uprising by the, the csf, the fenne— uprising by the, the csf, the former janjaweed militias, formerjanjaweed militias, janjaweed— formerjanjaweed militias, janjaweed sounds , sounds like janjaweed sounds, sounds like eewnet— janjaweed sounds, sounds like eewnet twe— janjaweed sounds, sounds like sounds like something you get textet— sounds like something you get textet tw— sounds like something you get textet tw tw— sounds like something you get textet tw tw e— sounds like something you get texted by by a south london drug teeter.— texted by by a south london drug teeter. ween.— texted by by a south london drug dealer. yeah, we've— texted by by a south london drug dealer. yeah, we've we've got janjaweed— dealer. yeah, we've we've got tenteweet tn— dealer. yeah, we've we've got janjaweed in this— dealer. yeah, we've we've got janjaweed in this week. but but ween— janjaweed in this week. but but went ee— janjaweed in this week. but but ween ee tnew-ne— janjaweed in this week. but but yeah so they're and they're teetet— yeah so they're and they're teetet tw— yeah so they're and they're backed by wagner the russian nttttte— backed by wagner the russian militia mercenaries so it's all, yew— militia mercenaries so it's all, wew knew.— militia mercenaries so it's all, wew tnew. wtt— militia mercenaries so it's all, you know, all kinds of bad guys going— you know, all kinds of bad guys going en— you know, all kinds of bad guys going se— you know, all kinds of bad guys going se tt-e— you know, all kinds of bad guys going on. so it's been going on for going on. so it's been going on ten ten— going on. so it's been going on ten ten twe— going on. so it's been going on for ten days and— going on. so it's been going on for ten days and the country's in for ten days and the country's tn eteetwte— for ten days and the country's in absolute turmoil. people have ttet— in absolute turmoil. people have ttet te— in absolute turmoil. people have ttet te etnet— in absolute turmoil. people have fled to other countries surrounding- fled to other countries surrounding people fled to other countries- surrounding-people are surrounding them. people are going— surrounding them. people are going-be— surrounding them. people are going-be fleeing- surrounding them. people are going be fleeing to the as going to be fleeing to the uk as wet.— going to be fleeing to the uk as wet. eentne— going to be fleeing to the uk as well, coming across the channel in well, coming across the channel tn-teete. — well, coming across the channel tn-teete. we— well, coming across the channel in-boats. no doubt- well, coming across the channel in boats. no doubt they've in small boats. no doubt they've announced the— in small boats. no doubt they've announced the 72— in small boats. no doubt they've announced the 72 hour ceasefire to announced the 72 hour ceasefire te een— announced the 72 hour ceasefire te eett et— announced the 72 hour ceasefire te eett et tet— announced the 72 hour ceasefire to sort of let people escape and let to sort of let people escape and tet eeeete— to sort of let people escape and tet people eet— to sort of let people escape and let people get get _ to sort of let people escape and let people get get. so they're newne— let people get get. so they're nettng tnett— let people get get. so they're making their way to the airstrip wen— making their way to the airstrip wew nwen— making their way to the airstrip wew nwen ee— making their way to the airstrip wew nwen ee tn— making their way to the airstrip very much as in kabul. “ti;”ti; .. very much as in kabul. there'll be een— very much as in kabul. there'll be sent et— very much as in kabul. there'll be sort of running up and trying to climb in through cavities that wheels that are supposed to hold wheels and is that the and so on. is that is that the kind of scenario we're looking at? possible that did happen in

afghanistan. but don't afghanistan. but i don't i don't tntnt— afghanistan. but i don't i don't tntnt-t— afghanistan. but i don't i don't tntnt-t tntnt— afghanistan. but i don't i don't think-i think in- afghanistan. but i don't i don't think-i think in in- think i mean, i think in in sween— think i mean, i think in in sudan,-know,- think i mean, i think in in sudan, know, people can sudan, you know, people can etttt— sudan, you know, people can etttt-tnett- sudan, you know, people can still their families sudan, you know, people can stithe their families sudan, you know, people can stithe countrysideir families sudan, you know, people can stithe countryside and nilies sudan, you know, people can stithe countryside and stuff. so in the countryside and stuff. so swten— in the countryside and stuff. so swten-ntetew- in the countryside and stuff. so sudan-history is- in the countryside and stuff. so sudan-history is a- in the countryside and stuff. so sudan history is a bit sudan i'm my history is a bit nett— sudan i'm my history is a bit netn eaten— sudan i'm my history is a bit moth eaten but— sudan i'm my history is a bit moth eaten but wasn't it tnwtewn — moth eaten but wasn't it khartoum is— moth eaten but wasn't it khartoum is it- moth eaten but wasn't it khartoum is it in sudan. / khartoum is it in sudan. yeah tnet-e— khartoum is it in sudan. yeah that's general— khartoum is it in sudan. yeah that's general gordon wasn't it. this was one of the first major evacuation that the british empire failed to pull up and. oh, so we've got some oh, really? so we've got some we've forum we've got some forum here. i think a bit a sort of think there's a bit of a sort of echo the deep past. we having echo in the deep past. we having brits echo in the deep past. we having bette-mete— echo in the deep past. we having brits-make your- echo in the deep past. we having brits-make your own- echo in the deep past. we having brits-make your own way| brits are told make your own way to brits are told make your own way te-ettetnn— brits are told make your own way te-ettetnn-net- brits are told make your own way to-airstrip.-not it's- to the airstrip. that's not it's net— to the airstrip. that's not it's net e— to the airstrip. that's not it's net e-eten. — to the airstrip. that's not it's not a-sign. good.- to the airstrip. that's not it's not a sign. e: “tit?“ not a good sign. good. yeah. what you kicking off in what are you kicking off in google a bus. the army google maps? get a bus. the army has the british army has has said the british army has said will. they are said they will. they are prepared— said they will. they are prepared te— said they will. they are prepared to use- t: a. they are prepared to use force if they newe— prepared to use force if they newe te. — prepared to use force if they newe te. n— prepared to use force if they have to. if they— prepared to use force if they have to. if they have do so have to. if they have to do so to have to. if they have to do so te-wnten- have to. if they have to do so to-which would- have to. if they have to do so to which would be to evacuate. which would be wnete — to evacuate. which would be what? .mowing- to evacuate. which would be what? “g : to evacuate. which would be- what? .mowing down anyone what? like mowing down anyone trying brits on the trying to stop the brits on the airstrip? i mean, would airstrip? i mean, that would that amount that would take a certain amount of confidence, wouldn't it? unleashing of unleashing that sort of distance. that's distance. okay. so that's the metro. those stories metro. i think those stories are covered in the other papers, the daily mail as josh yeah, daily mail as well. josh yeah, fury as £190,000 bank fury as £190,000 a year bank chief tells the rest of us, you need to accept you are poorer. so this is someone who works for

the so this is someone who works for tne-et— so this is someone who works for tne-et tnetent— so this is someone who works for the-of england .— so this is someone who works for the of england . he's an the bank of england. he's an economic economist. sorry, eenentet— economic economist. sorry, eenentet .— economic economist. sorry, economist , economic economist economic economist. sorry, economist, economic economist. ant— economist, economic economist. ant yew— economist, economic economist. ant wew ent— economist, economic economist. ant you ent wet— economist, economic economist. and you and you criticise- economist, economic economist. and you and you criticise this, particularly today. it's not from canadian. yeah. no, it's not from canadian one. so this economist has basically- : t?" so this economist has basically said, teet— economist has basically said, teet .— economist has basically said, teet . eter— economist has basically said, teet . etee twtng— economist has basically said, look , stop trying to get pay look, stop trying to get pay neee— look, stop trying to get pay . eter— look, stop trying to get pay rises , stop moaning about rises, stop moaning about ewewtntnt— rises, stop moaning about everything being more expensive . were— everything being more expensive . were at— everything being more expensive . were at twet— everything being more expensive . we're all just poorer and we .we're all just poorer and we all .we're all just poorer and we at newe— .we're all just poorer and we at newe te— .we're all just poorer and we all have to suffer.— .we're all just poorer and we all have to suffer. and you did the— all have to suffer. and you did the-ween.— all have to suffer. and you did this-yeah. and— all have to suffer. and you did this-yeah. and the- this the yeah. and the difference— this the yeah. and thei difference _and this the yeah. and the- difference _and the difference is. yeah. and the ttttenenee— difference is. yeah. and the difference-of— difference is. yeah. and the difference of course that difference is, of course that ne-e— difference is, of course that nee-e— difference is, of course that nee-e eewnte— difference is, of course that he's-a couple of- difference is, of course that he's a couple of hundred he's got a couple of hundred tneweent— he's got a couple of hundred thousand pounds a year. he lives in thousand pounds a year. he lives tn e— thousand pounds a year. he lives tn e att— thousand pounds a year. he lives in a £15 million— thousand pounds a year. he lives in a £15 million house in neweweten— in a £15 million house in bayswater. so— in a £15 million house in bayswater. so his level of teeter— bayswater. so his level of teeter te— bayswater. so his level of poorer is slightly different tren— poorer is slightly different teen e— poorer is slightly different teen e tet— poorer is slightly different from a lot of— poorer is slightly different from a lot of other people. tt-e— from a lot of other people. it's tactless, _ from a lot of other people. it's tactless, but— from a lot of other people. it's tactless, but he's- from a lot of other people. it's tactless, but he's probably not wrong, is he? i think there is. i think there is a grain of truth it probably comes from truth and it probably comes from a of seniority as an a degree of seniority as an expert, much as from his own expert, as much as from his own position as a wealthy to position as a wealthy man, to say understand we say you need to understand we are through economic are moving through an economic crisis, a recession . and crisis, if not a recession. and he is probably one of those people who strongly advised against brexit. i suppose that's

probably there's more. probably reading. there's more. there's than a grain of there's more than a grain of tnwtn. — there's more than a grain of tnwtn. -e— there's more than a grain of truth. _a whole- there's more than a grain of truth. a whole cornfield truth. there's a whole cornfield tnwtn— truth. there's a whole cornfield ttwtn tnete. — truth. there's a whole cornfield truth there. _know,- truth there. and you know, eeeete— people are criticising him for being— people are criticising him for tent-on.— people are criticising him for tent-on. new- people are criticising him for being oh, how dare be being rich. oh, how dare he be eweeeeewtt — successful. and he got successful— successful. and he got- successful—gives successful because he gives tntttent— successful because he gives brilliant economic advice. and i ewee— brilliant economic advice. and i twee-ntn — brilliant economic advice. and i twee-ntn en— brilliant economic advice. and i agree-him on this.- brilliant economic advice. and i agree him on this. you agree with him on this. you knew.— agree with him on this. you know, everybody's everybody's twtnt— trying to claw, trying to wntentee— trying to claw, trying to unionise-claw- trying to claw, trying to unionise claw wherever trying to claw, trying to- unionise-claw wherever they unionise and claw wherever they can .themselves. _ unionise and claw wherever they can themselves. but every can for themselves. but every ttne— can for themselves. but every ttne e— can for themselves. but every ttne a group— can for themselves. but every ttne e enewn-tetl can for themselves. but every time a group get a can for themselves. but every- time a group-get a pay time a group of people get a pay rise:— time a group of people get a pay nee-ewenee— time a group of people get a pay rise, pushes inflation up. rise, that pushes inflation up. ant— rise, that pushes inflation up. ant-nte— rise, that pushes inflation up. and-into this- rise, that pushes inflation up. and into this into this and we get into this into this went— and we get into this into this wetnw-tt-e- and we get into this into this weimar-it's very- and we get into this into this weimar it's very similar weimar esque, it's very similar to weimar esque, it's very similar te people— weimar esque, it's very similar to people _wooden - weimar esque, it's very similar to people wooden crates to people taking wooden crates to people taking wooden crates to p0p— to people taking wooden crates te pep eeneette— to people taking wooden crates to pop concerts and sporting eente— to pop concerts and sporting eente ten-t— to pop concerts and sporting events, isn't it? _ to pop concerts and sporting events, isn't it? �*" .. events, isn't it? if one person stands on one, you're fine. but if everyone one, if everyone stands on one, you're just back to where you. i'm to that leo and i'm going to clip that leo and tn— i'm going to clip that leo and tn going— i'm going to clip that leo and tn eetneleent— i'm going to clip that leo and i'm going send that air i'm going to send that to air nee.— i'm going to send that to air nene. yew— i'm going to send that to air here. your contracts up for here. your contracts are up for neeettetten. — here. your contracts are up for negotiation. .we- here. your contracts are up for negotiation. here. your contracts are up for- negotiation. .we just mention negotiation. can we just mention the charles the chocolate? charles, kind of charles, do you have any kind of background? it's already melting. it's not very melting. yeah it's not very flattering. i saw a lovely portrait of him in his full military regalia looking quite comfortable in his and that was quite. but i don't think he looks well in chocolate. no, i mean, i'm not going to say i've done worse, but i. i think a eneeetete— done worse, but i. i think a chocolate fireguard- : i think a chocolate fireguard would have

teen — chocolate fireguard would have been appropriate. been more appropriate. yeah, wen—et- been more appropriate. yeah, wew—ett wttti very true. we finish off with the star. leo very true. we finish off with the star . leo so this the daily star. leo so this teete— the daily star. leo so this teete wttn— the daily star. leo so this leads with the _ the daily star. leo so this leads with the story- je�* t.’ leo so this leads with the story . i j t.’ leo so this leads with the story . i mean, leads with the story. i mean, the— leads with the story. i mean, the te— leads with the story. i mean, the te. tnte— leads with the story. i mean, this is, this is— leads with the story. i mean, this is, this is shocking. they say— this is, this is shocking. they say scientists—outj this is, this is shocking. they- say scientists—out and say scientists have come out and ent— say scientists have come out and ent-rt— say scientists have come out and eett-ttt acas— say scientists have come out and said .jfk acas are - say scientists have come out and said jfk acas are best said that jfk acas are the best tteewtte— said that jfk acas are the best tteewtte tet— said that jfk acas are the best biscuits for dunking, which is wet— biscuits for dunking, which is twet tt— biscuits for dunking, which is twet tt ttewe— biscuits for dunking, which is just it blows my— biscuits for dunking, which is just it blows my mind. they're etwtewetw— just it blows my mind. they're etwtewetw net— just it blows my mind. they're obviously not well, number one, tnew-ne—tnew-tel they're not a biscuit. they're a eete.— they're not a biscuit. they're a eete-wnt— they're not a biscuit. they're ai cake.-why-called cake. that's why they're called ttne — cake. that's why they're called tette -etwe— cake. that's why they're called jaffa _says orange. cake. that's why they're called i jaffa _says orange treat jaffa cake. it says orange treat . they're built . everything . they're built. everything etewt— . they're built. everything about them— . they're built. everything about them is— . they're built. everything about them is the- "cg ”ti: e. everything about them is the worst for twnttnt— about them is the worst for. twnttnt—twet dunking the cake material just enwnttee— dunking the cake material just crumbles into— dunking the cake material just crumbles into the juice gets crumbles into the juice and gets ewtewnet— crumbles into the juice and gets subsumed-liquid— crumbles into the juice and gets subsumed-liquid .— crumbles into the juice and gets subsumed liquid . immediately. subsumed by liquid. immediately. the—immediatelyl the chocolate melts immediately eete— the chocolate melts immediately eete att— the chocolate melts immediately eete ett ewee— the chocolate melts immediately gets all over your— the chocolate melts immediately gets all over your fingers. the eenet— gets all over your fingers. the ewnet ttt— gets all over your fingers. the orange bit will— gets all over your fingers. the orange bit will just fall into tne— orange bit will just fall into tne-ent— orange bit will just fall into the-and taste- orange bit will just fall into the and taste disgusting. it the tea and taste disgusting. it teeen-t— the tea and taste disgusting. it teeen-tlwttn— the tea and taste disgusting. it doesn't-with tea— the tea and taste disgusting. it doesn't with tea whatsoever. doesn't go with tea whatsoever. it's doesn't go with tea whatsoever. tt-e tnetttnt— doesn't go with tea whatsoever. it's trolling these— doesn't go with tea whatsoever. it's trolling these ,_ doesn't go with tea whatsoever. it's trolling these , i think. it's trolling these, i think. i tttnt— it's trolling these, i think. i tntnt. ween.— it's trolling these, i think. i think. yeah, this— it's trolling these, i think. i think. yeah, this is bait to get us think. yeah, this is bait to get we-ant— think. yeah, this is bait to get us-and-workingl us to react. and it's working teeewee— us to react. and it's working because reacting. these because i'm reacting. but these i because i'm reacting. but these t neen— because i'm reacting. but these t tneee— because i'm reacting. but these i mean, these scientists . i mean, these are scientists. tnen— i mean, these are scientists. tnen-we- i mean, these are scientists. tnen-we te- i mean, these are scientists.| then-us to believe then they want us to believe tnen. — then they want us to believei tnen. —tt-e them. on climate change. it's nte— them. on climate change. it's ttte-vew— them. on climate change. it's like,-you couldn't- them. on climate change. it's like, you couldn't even like, no way. you couldn't even get— like, no way. you couldn't even eet—tn- like, no way. you couldn't even tet—tn e- like, no way. you couldn't even tet—tn e veari get hobnobs, right? in a year ent—newer- get hobnobs, right? in a year and never seen and a half. i have never seen leo so upset even more than albanians . so if we can get some albanians. so if we can get some albanians. so if we can get some albanians eating jaffa cakes into to be fair to the into tea, to be fair to the star, rather sorry, the daily star is angry about this as well. it's calling it the

wette— well. it's calling it the world's worst- it's calling it the world's worst poll. and i think tnet— world's worst poll. and i think that-incidentally,- that is fair. incidentally, do you— that is fair. incidentally, do you - difference i that is fair. incidentally, do- you - difference between you know the difference between a a you know the difference between e-e tteewtte— you know the difference between a-a biscuit?-is. a cake and a biscuit? there is a teennteet— a cake and a biscuit? there is a technical difference. a cake teen— technical difference. a cake teen-tnet— technical difference. a cake from _that you - technical difference. a cake from that you you technical difference. a cake- from _that you you double from the one that you you double tetet— from the one that you you double baked biscuit,— from the one that you you double baked biscuit, which it's baked biscuit, which is why it's eettet— baked biscuit, which is why it's called—dries- baked biscuit, which is why it's called—dries out- baked biscuit, which is why it's called dries out and called buy a cake dries out and teee— called buy a cake dries out and teee new. — called buy a cake dries out and goes hard. _goes- called buy a cake dries out andi goes hard. _goes soft. goes hard. a biscuit goes soft. yes, which no. goes hard. a biscuit goes soft. yes, _which i no. sol yes, exactly. which is no. so jaffa— yes, exactly. which is no. so wttt—we- yes, exactly. which is no. so jaffa—are e- yes, exactly. which is no. so jaffa—are a theyi jaffa cakes really are a they weleete. —

news radio. ant- news radio. and welcome back news radio. - and welcome back to tewe tette. — and welcome back to headliners wttn— and welcome back to headliners wttn ne— and welcome back to headliners with me, simon— and welcome back to headliners with me, simon evans, josh howie and with me, simon evans, josh howie ent tee— with me, simon evans, josh howie ent tee ten. — with me, simon evans, josh howie and leo kerr. so— with me, simon evans, josh howie and leo kerr. so josh,- with me, simon evans, josh howie and leo kerr. tie: and leo kerr. so josh, we kick off with a story in the mail about an elderly man who occasionally embarrasses himself with a teleprompter turn and smile at josh . very good. thank smile at josh. very good. thank you. biden's smile at josh. very good. thank you . biden's brutal poll numbers you. biden's brutal poll numbers as you. biden's brutal poll numbers ee ne— you. biden's brutal poll numbers as he announces— you. biden's brutal poll numbers as he announces his— biden's brutal poll numbers as he announces his white house ttt. — as he announces his white house ttt. ton— as he announces his white house ttt. ton et— as he announces his white house bid. 70% of americans don't want ttn— bid. 70% of americans don't want ntn te— bid. 70% of americans don't want ntn te wn— bid. 70% of americans don't want ntn te ant— bid. 70% of americans don't want him to run. and a— bid. 70% of americans don't want him to run. and a dwindling nwnent— him to run. and a dwindling nwnett et— him to run. and a dwindling number of democrats have his teet— number of democrats have his feet. se— number of democrats have his back. so that's— number of democrats have his back. so that's 70% of all anneneene— back. so that's 70% of all americans basically don't want ttn— americans basically don't want ntn te— americans basically don't want ntn te wn— americans basically don't want ntn te t— americans basically don't want him to run. i think what would be interesting— him to run. i think what would be interesting is— him to run. i think what would be interesting is if it gets up to be interesting is if it gets up te nte— be interesting is if it gets up to his actual— be interesting is if it gets up to his actual age, that would be wnt— to his actual age, that would be ttnt et— to his actual age, that would be ttnt et eeet. — to his actual age, that would be kind of cool. and— to his actual age, that would be kind of cool. and then it stops

ent— kind of cool. and then it stops ent-att— kind of cool. and then it stops ent-wt tent.- kind of cool. and then it stops and all right, we've and it's like, all right, we've wewet— and it's like, all right, we've eweeet-eent— and it's like, all right, we've proved-point-but. proved our point now, but can i mete— proved our point now, but can i make-observation- proved our point now, but can i make observation then? make an observation then? i ten-t— make an observation then? i ten-t knew— make an observation then? i don't know how— make an observation then? i don't know how they- make an observation then? don't know how they poll these people and i don't know exactly what them, but what question they ask them, but it is possible, it? it's it is possible, isn't it? it's conceivable that some republicans to republicans wouldn't want him to run they think will republicans wouldn't want him to run and they think will republicans wouldn't want him to run and he they think will republicans wouldn't want him to run and he willy think will republicans wouldn't want him to run and he will continue will republicans wouldn't want him to run and he will continue to /ill republicans wouldn't want him to run and he will continue to be win and he will continue to be president. they're afraid of president. and they're afraid of that being an outcome that they don't like, in which case he would probably go, good, then don't like, in which case he wougoing bably go, good, then don't like, in which case he wougoing t0)ly go, good, then don't like, in which case he wougoing to run.o, good, then don't like, in which case he wougoing to run.o, g(itd, then don't like, in which case he wougoing to run.o, g(| think n i'm going to run. no, i think i think both sides. so the democrats want- : so the democrats want trump to run think both sides. so the- democrats want trump to run and the republicans— democrats want trump to run and the republicans want want biden to the republicans want want biden te—tnew-te— the republicans want want biden te—tnew-te wetn- the republicans want want biden to they're both, you to run because they're both, you knew.— to run because they're both, you knew. net— to run because they're both, you know, not likely— to run because they're both, you know, not likely candidates to wtn— know, not likely candidates to win a— know, not likely candidates to wtn . ettnewtn— know, not likely candidates to win , although the question win, although the question wnetnet— win, although the question whether-him - win, although the question whether-him he whether they ask him should he run whether they ask him should he wn—wew— whether they ask him should he wn-wew wte- whether they ask him should he run _you like to- whether they ask him should he run _you like to see. run or would you like to see enetnen— run or would you like to see another four— run or would you like to see another four years? i another four years? because etwtetetw— another four years? because obviously the republicans would just say, well, no, obviously. but them but if they're asking them whether to run, whether they want him to run, i don't it feels it's don't know. it feels like it's not game theory, is it? not exactly game theory, is it? you their weakest candidate you want their weakest candidate to run. don't you? mean, i to run. don't you? i mean, i would but weirdly, would say that. but weirdly, only americans watch it. only 6% of americans watch it. a rematch, right? they don't went— a rematch, right? they don't went the— a rematch, right? they don't want this kind— a rematch, right? they don't want this kind of rocky to see wne-e— want this kind of rocky to see wnete eent— want this kind of rocky to see wnete going te— want this kind of rocky to see who's going to survive the democrats. _ who's going to survive the democrats. i— who's going to survive the democrats. .. who's going to survive the democrats. gtit democrats. i mean, they've got no choice. now, of course, he's the incumbent president. he gets

he his 51, 51% of he that's his his 51, 51% of democrats don't want him to run. it's extraordinary. i don't it's extraordinary. but i don't know who else they would look at. , warren's at. i mean, warren's disappeared, hasn't she, bernie sanders and kamala harris is incredibly unpopular, popular than him, even less popular than him if was possible in him as if that was possible in the that they out. the video that they put out. they she's like featured. seneene— they she's like featured. someone counted it 13 times. so ene-e— someone counted it 13 times. so ene-e wew— someone counted it 13 times. so enete wew nwen— someone counted it 13 times. so she's very much been pushed tenwwt— she's very much been pushed tenwwt ee— she's very much been pushed forward as-know,- she's very much been pushed forward as know, he'll forward as is. you know, he'll be forward as is. you know, he'll tee-ttne— forward as is. you know, he'll tee-ttne tne- forward as is. you know, he'll. be-time the .time be 86 by the time the next time he be 86 by the time the next time ne—wnen— be 86 by the time the next time ne—wnen tnew- be 86 by the time the next time he _when they put. be 86 by the time the next time he when they put him he i assumed when they put him in he i assumed when they put him tn the— he i assumed when they put him tn tnte-tnet— he i assumed when they put him in this-that he— he i assumed when they put him in this-that he was- in this time that he was essentially— in this time that he was essentially what do you call it, a essentially what do you call it, eete-ne— essentially what do you call it, a-horse-would. a stalking horse that would get tnte—ettet- a stalking horse that would get tnte—ettet te- into position. and after 18 months, would gracefully months, he would gracefully retire would in retire and they would have in position, the first position, you know, the first female president would have overcome those, know, overcome all those, you know, potentially , you know, potentially, you know, chauvinistic reluctance. but it hasn't happened. and now he's going to go for another one. nothing's a huge folly and a huge act of ego by joe biden to do this. i agree. well watch this space independent now, rishi sunak is hoping to avoid a scandal over gates. what would they call it? so, richard they even call it? so, richard rishi sunak seeks a deal with

the eu to end the brexit border. chaos for holiday brits. so the tent— chaos for holiday brits. so the tent twe— chaos for holiday brits. so the tent tewe te— chaos for holiday brits. so the long days is passport control is enent— long days is passport control is enent tne— long days is passport control is among the unpopular fallouts tren— among the unpopular fallouts teen teen — among the unpopular fallouts from from brexit— among the unpopular fallouts from from brexit and it could be eewet— from from brexit and it could be eewet tw— from from brexit and it could be eewet tw wetne— from from brexit and it could be solved by using a— from from brexit and it could be solved by using a e—gates which some countries— solved by using a e—gates which some countries i— solved by using a e—gates which some countries i think spain and tettwtet— some countries i think spain and portugal already— some countries i think spain and portugal already let us. even tnewtn— portugal already let us. even tnewen w-wee— portugal already let us. even though we've left the eu, they let though we've left the eu, they tet we— though we've left the eu, they tet we ee— though we've left the eu, they let us use the— though we've left the eu, they let us use the e—gates less teewtne— let us use the e—gates less issuing countries. / let us use the e—gates less issuing countries. “tit?“ issuing countries. yeah, i think i think brexit is being rolled back bit by bit. it's being enteeet— back bit by bit. it's being enteeet twat.— back bit by bit. it's being chipped away. it's- i e e it's being chipped away. it's not entirely astou— chipped away. it's not entirely .wew knew.— chipped away. it's not entirely .wew tnew. e— chipped away. it's not entirely , you know, a bad— chipped away. it's not entirely , you know, a bad thing. i know it's , you know, a bad thing. i know tt-e eent— , you know, a bad thing. i know tt-e eett et— , you know, a bad thing. i know it's sort of anti—democratic, twt— it's sort of anti—democratic, twt tt-e— it's sort of anti—democratic, twt tt-e ten— it's sort of anti—democratic, but it's for the— it's sort of anti—democratic, but it's for the smooth twnetten. — but it's for the smooth function. it— but it's for the smooth function. it means it means you getlffo— function. it means it means you eet-telnetttew— function. it means it means you get.go.holiday-you. get to go on holiday and you etttt—wew- get to go on holiday and you etttt—vew tetl get to go on holiday and you. still—you get the still get duty free. you get the teet— still get duty free. you get the teet et— still get duty free. you get the teet et tetn— still get duty free. you get the best of both worlds. yes, you eenen—t- best of both worlds. yes, you eenen—t wewl best of both worlds. yes, youi can—and you get can use the gate and you get a tettte— can use the gate and you get a tettte et— can use the gate and you get a bottle of brandy— can use the gate and you get a bottle of brandy and two bottle of brandy for £8 and two for bottle of brandy for £8 and two tet-enete. — bottle of brandy for £8 and two for-cheap. .sea- bottle of brandy for £8 and two for-cheap. .sea gate. for 100 cheap. this sea gate thing important. now. thing is really important. now. i know i sometimes bang- “t; now. i know i sometimes bang on about the i know i sometimes bang on about tne eenet— i know i sometimes bang on about tne eenew twt— i know i sometimes bang on about the economy, but the reality is, wnen— the economy, but the reality is, wnen-te— the economy, but the reality is, wnen-teltneeei when i used to go on these ntent— when i used to go on these brexit marches,— when i used to go on these. brexit marches,-really brexit marches, that was really all brexit marches, that was really at t— brexit marches, that was really at t enet— brexit marches, that was really all i cared-was- brexit marches, that was really all i cared was the was all i cared about was the was twewtne— all i cared about was the was twewtnelet— all i cared about was the was queuing at customs. all i cared about was the was queuing-at customs. funny queuing up at customs. the funny tttnt— queuing up at customs. the funny ttne—thet— queuing up at customs. the funny thing that is what thing is though, that is what people will remember if they spend day they're spend a day when they're supposed holiday, supposed to be on holiday, sitting with screaming sitting in a car with screaming kids. that is what they remember and won't that

and they won't notice that they're poorer they're five grand a year poorer or to or whatever because to incremental. it's the incremental. exactly. it's the boiling it, boiling frog thing, isn't it, where i mean, those a2 where suddenly i mean, those a2 traffic pretty traffic queues are pretty horrendous. and sorry horrendous. so. yeah. and sorry and just when we're and it's not just when we're going through eurotunnel or going through the eurotunnel or whatever these whatever it is like at these larger flying in like larger customs flying in like there are huge waits. yeah . at there are huge waits. yeah. at there are huge waits. yeah. at tne enent— there are huge waits. yeah. at the moment well i hope he the moment so. well i hope he can sort it out. it does feel like would a fairly easy like it would be a fairly easy kind of, what do have to kind of, but what do we have to give for it? it's like give them for it? it's like they're give them for it? it's like tnewtte net— give them for it? it's like they're not just- g e?’ it's like they're not just going to do it for they're not just going to do it tet tree.— they're not just going to do it for free. like— they're not just going to do it for free. like the— they're not just going to do it for free. like the whole point wee-tnet— for free. like the whole point was-thatlwas- for free. like the whole point was that was bad for free. like the whole point. was-thatlwas bad to was to prove that it was bad to teete— was to prove that it was bad to teewe- — was to prove that it was bad to teewe- .we- was to prove that it was bad to leave- .we can. was to prove that it was bad to leave- .we can wei was to prove that it was bad to. leave- .we can we can leave the eu. but we can we can go and spend our go to europe and spend our money. we're still richer than a lot european nations. not lot of european nations. not for much yeah, are. come much longer. yeah, we are. come on. but that's on. that would be. but that's nonsense. we're like, i think we're economy than we're a bigger economy than most. where are you going to most. so where are you going to go? you're going to go holiday swnnen— go? you're going to go holiday summer, poland. _ gtit7 you're going to go holiday summer, poland. /tit. ”ti: git “g gtit7 you're going to go holiday summer, poland. /tit. git “g summer, poland. you're going to tenerife. .would _ summer, poland. you're going to tenerife.-would-be. tenerife. it would actually be an tenerife. it would actually bei en—tnete. an opportunity, wouldn't there, for an opportunity, wouldn't there, tet tnetenee— an opportunity, wouldn't there, for instance, croatia, is for instance, croatia, which is a lovely holiday destination, twt— but is fairly poor generally eeeettne. — but is fairly poor generally- eeeettnt. —eene. speaking. they could go, come, you— speaking. they could go, come, wew knew.— speaking. they could go, come, wew tnew. eeew— speaking. they could go, come, you know, easy for— speaking. they could go, come, you know, easy for a special neettne— you know, easy for a special ntente-tet- you know, easy for a special machine,-got alli you know, easy for a special- machine,-got all these machine, but we've got all these nteette— machine, but we've got all these nteette-wew— machine, but we've got all these plastic-youlthrow. plastic chairs for you to throw in plastic chairs for you to throw tn-tewntetn- plastic chairs for you to throw in-fountain . - plastic chairs for you to throw| in _fountain . knock in the town fountain. knock weweewee— in the town fountain. knock yourselves out— in the town fountain. knock yourselves out ,_ in the town fountain. knock yourselves out , dubrovnik. here yourselves out, dubrovnik. here we come. josh the

t here we come. josh the guardian have et— we come. josh the guardian have news of some appalling nepali tteetnente— news of some appalling nepali tteetnente .— news of some appalling nepali treatments . yeah.— news of some appalling nepali treatments . yeah. yeah treatments. yeah. yeah wow. vette— treatments. yeah. yeah wow. vewte en tt— treatments. yeah. yeah wow. you're on it tonight. i am uk secretly deported 100 nepali guards who protected the staff in kabul and this is kind of an upsetting story . they were there upsetting story. they were there when the last evacuated . the when the last evacuated. the last time the brits were evacuated , these guards, they evacuated, these guards, they were risking their lives literally to make sure that british citizens escaped. they were bought out on these transports as well , given six transports as well, given six month visas. when they got here. and then after a few days or so and they were like, oh, no, you've got to go now, straight back in wait. and it just back in and wait. and it just seems unfair. and nepal, seems really unfair. and nepal, i seems really unfair. and nepal, t tnetn— seems really unfair. and nepal, t tnet— seems really unfair. and nepal, i mean, they didn't— seems really unfair. and nepal, i mean, they didn't want- ”citing .. . and nepal, i mean, they didn't want it to neeeen. — i mean, they didn't want it to happen- .tnte— i mean, they didn't want it to happen. this wouldn't happen. and this wouldn't twetttw— happen. and this wouldn't justify either— happen. and this wouldn't justify either way. but nepal, happen. and this wouldn't ju it fy either way. but nepal, happen. and this wouldn't ju itfy dangerous. but nepal, happen. and this wouldn't ju it fy dangerous country pal, happen. and this wouldn't ju it fy dangerous country paithe is it a dangerous country at the nenente— is it a dangerous country at the moment?_list. l moment? it's on the red list. 50.— moment? it's on the red list. se. wee.— moment? it's on the red list. se. yet even— moment? it's on the red list. se. wee. tt— moment? it's on the red list. so, yes, even if you're- moment? it's on the red list. �*" \ so, yes, even if you're nepali, though. even if nepali. so though. even if the nepali. so a few have come back and few people have come back and a claire dangerous for claire pearsall is dangerous for nepalis. yeah, mean, it might nepalis. yeah, i mean, it might be, nepalis. yeah, i mean, it might be twt— nepalis. yeah, i mean, it might be twt t— nepalis. yeah, i mean, it might be, but i didn't— nepalis. yeah, i mean, it might be, but i didn't think— \ yeah, i mean, it might be, but i didn't think i mean it newer-te— be, but i didn't think i mean it newer-te tee.— be, but i didn't think i mean it never-to be.-to. be, but i didn't think i mean it| never-to be. _to be never used to be. it used to be twe— never used to be. it used to be ttte tne— never used to be. it used to be like the-nicest. - never used to be. it used to be like the-nicest. the. like the safest, nicest. the people— like the safest, nicest. the peeple-sewed- like the safest, nicest. the people served the army people who've served in the army or affiliations other or have affiliations with other countries whatever it is

countries or whatever it is tooled anybody comes at tooled up. if anybody comes at tnen— tooled up. if anybody comes at wen-wett— tooled up. if anybody comes at them,-well, the- : e. if anybody comes at them, well, the gurkhas, them, they'll well, the gurkhas, een-t— them, they'll well, the gurkhas, went—tne- aren't they? but now the government is sort of saying, no, and they've no, no, now they've and they've stopped the people they stopped the people that they were to deport well. were about to deport as well. they're no, we're they're going, no, no, we're tetnt—newewl they're going, no, no, we're doing—review. so| doing it pending review. so etwtewetw— doing it pending review. so obviously-it's- doing it pending review. so obviously it's come light obviously now it's come to light the obviously now it's come to light tne—ttte- the government are like going, the— the government are like going, tnte-netee— the government are like going, this-makesilook. this actually makes us look bad . tt— this actually makes us look bad . tt-nete— this actually makes us look bad . it-make them- this actually makes us look bad . it-make them look- this actually makes us look bad| . it-make them look bad. . it does make them look bad. i think they should let in nepalis. well, nepalis. i like them. well, yeah. this is the thing about the always the government. they always tenet— the government. they always tenett tne— the government. they always deport the wrong— 3 they always deport the wrong people. it's twe— deport the wrong people. it's tnwe-tnte— deport the wrong people. it's true.-this country. true. people in this country were worried— true. people in this country were worried about grooming true. people in this country were wweed about grooming true. people in this country were wweed abtworriedming gangs. we were worried about tenenen— gangs. we were worried abouti terrorism—fine. terrorism and the clerics. fine. wetne— terrorism and the clerics. fine. we're—tel we're going to we're going to tenet— we're going to we're going to. deport—generation. deport the windrush generation. and deport the windrush generation. ant—wnet— deport the windrush generation. ant—wttt we- deport the windrush generation. and—what are you. and we're like, what are you tente— and we're like, what are you. tetnte—neente. doing? the most loved people, the doing? the most loved people, tne 75— doing? the most loved people, tne ts wew— doing? the most loved people, the 75 year old— doing? the most loved people, the 75 year old man there in a new—teeent l pork pie hat and scar record playing— pork pie hat and scar record playing dominoes? no, no, playing some dominoes? no, no, not playing some dominoes? no, no, net ttn— playing some dominoes? no, no, net he are— playing some dominoes? no, no, net he are wew— playing some dominoes? no, no, not him. are you mental? like, it's ridiculous— not him. are you mental? like, it's ridiculous .— not him. are you mental? like, it's ridiculous . this is the it's ridiculous. this is the eene-et— it's ridiculous. this is the same-of thing.- it's ridiculous. this is the same of thing. these same sort of thing. these are, twe— same sort of thing. these are, ttte-tnew-te- same sort of thing. these are, like _they're much. same sort of thing. these are, like they're much loved like you say, they're much loved people-— like you say, they're much loved neente—nweel people. they've made a huge contribution— people. they've made a huge contribution to— people. they've made a huge contribution to britain. so, ween— contribution to britain. so, ween .— contribution to britain. so, yeah . ant— contribution to britain. so, yeah . ant te— contribution to britain. so, yeah . and is it- contribution to britain. so, yeah . and is it not? yeah. and is it not? i think tt-e— yeah. and is it not? i think it's buddhist, isn't it? nepal? i mean, i be wrong, but i mean, i may be wrong, but i seem remember it was full of seem to remember it was full of buddhist not buddhist temples. they're not known , terrorism known for, you know, terrorism or, yeah but might or, you know. yeah but might occasionally ask a small boy to

suck a tongue, i suppose. anyway leo leopard 2 boarding school over to the telegraph now. tears are flowing across the border . are flowing across the border. yeah. so nicola sturgeon says the yeah. so nicola sturgeon says tne swe— yeah. so nicola sturgeon says the snp police— yeah. so nicola sturgeon says the snp police invest negation is the snp police invest negation te net— the snp police invest negation te net went— the snp police invest negation is her worst nightmare . so she is her worst nightmare. so she mete— is her worst nightmare. so she nete e— is her worst nightmare. so she nete e mete— is her worst nightmare. so she made a made an— is her worst nightmare. so she made a made an appearance. netweet— made a made an appearance. netweet ent— made a made an appearance. holyrood and it's— made a made an appearance. holyrood and it's the first eeeewenee— holyrood and it's the first appearance since her husband. sne— appearance since her husband. she wte— appearance since her husband. she stew— appearance since her husband. she was stark naked— appearance since her husband. she was stark naked .- appearance since her husband. she was stark naked . no,- appearance since her husband. she was stark naked. no, that would be her worst nightmare. yeah no. before you turn off tnet— yeah no. before you turn off tnet. wew— yeah no. before you turn off that, your worst— “tit?“ no. before you turn off that, your worst nightmare ? that, your worst nightmare? wteete— that, your worst nightmare? nicola sturgeon— that, your worst nightmare? nicola sturgeon not- that, your worst nightmare? a i g“ and nicola sturgeon not here. and she said she gave this- a i g“ and she said she gave this interview tntne— she said she gave this interview tntne te— she said she gave this interview tntne te mete— she said she gave this interview trying to make herself look a bit trying to make herself look a ttt enete— trying to make herself look a bit more human.— trying to make herself look a bit more human. because you can sne— bit more human. because you can sne een— bit more human. because you can sne eee— bit more human. because you can see. she can see where this is all see. she can see where this is at going- — see. she can see where this is at going- ant— see. she can see where this is all going. and she— see. she can see where this is all going. and she says a resignation— all going. and she says a resignation was not linked to the resignation was not linked to tne twnett— resignation was not linked to the turmoil which is one of the teeet— the turmoil which is one of the least believable— the turmoil which is one of the least believable things she said . sne— least believable things she said . sne wee— least believable things she said . she also said— least believable things she said . she also said the— least believable things she said . she also said the snp is in 9°°d_ . she also said the snp is in eeet-wnten- . she also said the snp is in good _whichldon't. . she also said the snp is in good which don't know good shape, which i don't know wnet—wwet good shape, which i don't know. wnet—wwet te what she's been smoking. must be eeneltnet— what she's been smoking. must be some that janjaweed. i'm in some of that janjaweed. i'm in 900d_ some of that janjaweed. i'm in teet—eett- some of that janjaweed. i'm in teet—eett tneti good shape. and she said that wewtewetw. — good shape. and she said that previously. .course - good shape. and she said that previously. course said previously. of course she said ene—et-teeni previously. of course she said- she _of-loan that she was unaware of the loan that her she was unaware of the loan that net nwetent— she was unaware of the loan that her husband and— she was unaware of the loan that her husband and the chief eewte— her husband and the chief executive of— her husband and the chief executive of snp, peter executive of the snp, peter twnett— executive of the snp, peter murrell, gave— executive of the snp, peter murrell, gave to the snp. the party— murrell, gave to the snp. the pent tnet— murrell, gave to the snp. the

pent tnet-wee— murrell, gave to the snp. the party that was leading. and party that she was leading. and new— party that she was leading. and- how—unaware-would how can you be unaware she would newe— how can you be unaware she would nave-tet— how can you be unaware she would nave-tet entw— how can you be unaware she would have-bed early one- have gone to bed early one ntent. — have gone to bed early one ntent. ne— have gone to bed early one night. he would- have gone to bed early one night. ti; : night. he would have been sitting up going through his emails. you lend us a emails. peter, can you lend us a couple hundred? oh, there's couple of hundred? k oh, there's no wasting nicola about no point in wasting nicola about this. she needs but we this. she needs a sleep, but we haven't about haven't seen her for about a week or now. she says week or so or so now. she says she week or so or so now. she says ene-wetttnt— week or so or so now. she says ene-wenttne et— week or so or so now. she says she .working at home - week or so or so now. she says she .working at home in. she says she working at home in her she was working at home in her eenetttwenew. — she was working at home in her eenetttwenew. t— she was working at home in her constituency. i believe she ntent— constituency. i believe she ntent newe— constituency. i believe she might have just gone a little eenet— might have just gone a little tanner-wett- might have just gone a little camper-well, shel might have just gone a little- camper-well, she might camper holiday. well, she might be in that if the be camping in that tent if the police it up on the tent. police left it up on the tent. there are so many options. she's the motorhome. she she's got the motorhome. she eewtt— she's got the motorhome. she eewt-tene— she's got the motorhome. she eewt-gene en— she's got the motorhome. she could-gone on a- she's got the motorhome. she could gone on a camper could have gone on a camper houday could have gone on a camper holiday there's holiday because there's nothing camper i do camper than her husband. i do wonder it's i mean, there-a. wonder it's i mean, there is a wnt— wonder it's i mean, there is a ttnt—twet- wonder it's i mean, there is a ttnt—twet et| kind of collapse, not just of wteete— kind of collapse, not just of nicola sturgeon, not just of the sme— nicola sturgeon, not just of the swn-et— nicola sturgeon, not just of the melt tne— nicola sturgeon, not just of the snp, of the credibility of a snp, but of the credibility of a twee— snp, but of the credibility of a nwee nett— snp, but of the credibility of a huge wttt et— snp, but of the credibility of a huge raft of journalists who all ewt— huge raft of journalists who all ent-tt— huge raft of journalists who all eett-tt wee— huge raft of journalists who all said it was extraordinary said that it was extraordinary act said that it was extraordinary eet—wewl said that it was extraordinary- eet—wew nwen act of statesmanship, very much twe— act of statesmanship, very much ttte—ene- like jacinda. you know, she etene— like jacinda. you know, she eteee teet— like jacinda. you know, she steps back, she— like jacinda. you know, she steps back, she shows you how it's steps back, she shows you how tt-e tene— steps back, she shows you how tt-e tene. wet— steps back, she shows you how it's done. not like— steps back, she shows you how it's done. not like that beast. eene— it's done. not like that beast. eete-twne— it's done. not like that beast. boris,-clung onto- it's done. not like that beast. boris, clung onto power far boris, who clung onto power far too boris, who clung onto power far tee-tet— boris, who clung onto power far tee-tet etene- boris, who clung onto power far too-let alone but- boris, who clung onto power far too let alone but trump, too long or let alone but trump, of too long or let alone but trump, et ant— too long or let alone but trump, of course. and meanwhile , these of course. and meanwhile, these tne— of course. and meanwhile, these women are the new— of course. and meanwhile, these women are the new generation of nettttetene— women are the new generation of pettttetene ee— women are the new generation of politicians are showing you how to politicians are showing you how te gracefully— politicians are showing you how to gracefully remove yourself tren— to gracefully remove yourself teen wet— to gracefully remove yourself from just before— to gracefully remove yourself from just before your police

nwen. — from just before your police nwen. teen.— from just before your police much. yeah, much, much like the ewenntne— much. yeah, much, much like the ewetntnt wttn— much. yeah, much, much like the swarming with investigations. tne— swarming with investigations. the skipper— swarming with investigations. tne ettppet et— swarming with investigations. the skipper of the— swarming with investigations. the skipper of the costa- the skipper of the costa concordia. yeah somebody stepping on a lifeboat just before it explodes . independent before it explodes. independent teen— before it explodes. independent teen ent— before it explodes. independent now. josh and they— before it explodes. independent now. josh and they are- now. josh and they are disappointed- now. josh and they are disappointed that a state of ntnt— disappointed that a state of ntnt nee— disappointed that a state of mind has not— disappointed that a state of mind has not been made a enntnet— mind has not been made a criminal offence. at least tnete— criminal offence. at least that's what— criminal offence. at least that's what i'm projecting onto the— that's what i'm projecting onto this headline. _ that's what i'm projecting onto this headline. yeah i this headline. yeah government confirms misogyny will not be made a hate crime . so this is made a hate crime. so this is not to be mixed up with the government's laws to ban things like wolf whistling and hassling women. this is a this is the netten— women. this is a this is the netten tnet— .. this is a this is the notion that misogyny would be a teeter— notion that misogyny would be a teeter tn— notion that misogyny would be a factor in what— notion that misogyny would be a factor in what was— notion that misogyny would be a factor in what was a crime. teen.— factor in what was a crime. yeah, exactly— factor in what was a crime. yeah, exactly . - factor in what was a crime. yeah, exactly . fit: “3 e yeah, exactly. so adding it to other potential characteristics which would be making being a woman . yeah. like ethnicity and woman. yeah. like ethnicity and whatnot. so they're saying that the reason why they're not doing it is because it would confuse matters too much when you have crimes against women crimes committed against women like domestic violence sexual like domestic violence or sexual violence, or that it would

create this like two tier system where some things they might go through as a hate crime and some things they would go through as the crime crime. well, we've got wttn — the crime crime. well, we've got wttn _tnew-we— the crime crime. well, we've got wttn-tnew-we tet— the crime crime. well, we've got with -they've got a - the crime crime. well, we've got with-they've got a two- with race, they've got a two ter— with race, they've got a two tter eweten— with race, they've got a two tier system where do. yeah tier system where they do. yeah tnet— tier system where they do. yeah tnew-twe— tier system where they do. yeah tnew-twe tter— tier system where they do. yeah they two tier system with they have a two tier system with a they have a two tier system with e nwnert— they have a two tier system with enwnter-ent- they have a two tier system with a number-and hate- a number of things and hate |ttnt— a number of things and hate crime. ifind it— a number of things and hate crime. �*" “t: e g crime. i find it puzzling. i mean, i studied law 30 years ago. was obviously nothing ago. there was obviously nothing like that you were like this then that you were judged mens rea and judged on your mens rea and actus reus. the state of mind you were you intending to you had were you intending to commit an offence or were you reckless as to whether this damage then damage might be done? and then had offence, had you committed the offence, the was any kind the idea that there was any kind of poisonous ideology that might have prompting to enter have been prompting you to enter the that would have the mens rea that would have struck, i think most of us as the mens room, mens rea, mens area, mens rea just means evil mind. but yeah, i mean i just mind. but yeah, i mean ijust find the whole thing bizarre and the very fact that they've kind of gone, well, this will just confuse things. you go, good, now at the other stuff. now look at the other stuff. yeah. like and i think if yeah. it's like and i think if we're going to look at hate crime, calling somebody we're going to look at hate ciracist calling somebody we're going to look at hate ciracist when calling somebody we're going to look at hate ciracist when they'reg somebody a racist when they're not a

racist there's evidence of racist or there's no evidence of them being a racist, that should be a hate crime that causes far more than if somebody if more damage than if somebody if somebody racist somebody is openly racist at work, immediately work, they'll be immediately fired shunned fired, know they'll be shunned by by colleagues and all the rest it, and quite rightly rest of it, and quite rightly so. that's, you know, culturally ent—ere.- so. that's, you know, culturally eneret— ewti and socially where we are. but, you— and socially where we are. but, wew-eetttnt— and socially where we are. but, you calling someone racist you know, calling someone racist is you know, calling someone racist te—nee— you know, calling someone racist te—nee ne— you know, calling someone racist te—nee ne tnet- you know, calling someone racist is_has no that has. is a crime that has no that has twee— is a crime that has no that has huge tneeet— is a crime that has no that has huge tneeet en— is a crime that has no that has huge impact on the victim. and nee— huge impact on the victim. and nee-.— huge impact on the victim. and nee-. rew— huge impact on the victim. and nee-. wew tet— huge impact on the victim. and has . you get lauded even has no no. you get lauded even if has no no. you get lauded even tt wetne— has no no. you get lauded even tt wewre wrent— has no no. you get lauded even if you're wrong. you get you get eerrtet— if you're wrong. you get you get eerrtet en— if you're wrong. you get you get carried on the— if you're wrong. you get you get carried on the shoulders of everybody— carried on the shoulders of everybody there's everybody because there's too eeeret— everybody because there's too eeeret-wew — everybody because there's too scared-you might- everybody because there's too scared you might be scared to say, you might be wrent — scared to say, you might be wrong. malignant- scared to say, you might be wrong. git“. d scared to say, you might be- wrong. malignant gossip . yeah. wrong. malignant gossip. yeah. yeah. i do tend to agree yeah. i mean, i do tend to agree with you. it's not quite libel here, there is the capacity here, but there is the capacity to lives and to ruin people's lives with and obviously , like social media and obviously, like social media and so it makes it so on these days it makes it much more than just whispering. they did whilst using a like they did it whilst using a like a they did it whilst using a like e-eete.— they did it whilst using a like e-eete. reen— they did it whilst using a like a cake. yeah their tea. a jaffa cake. yeah their tea. ween. — a jaffa cake. yeah their tea. ween. wnten— a jaffa cake. yeah their tea. yeah. which you— a jaffa cake. yeah their tea. yeah. which you should never do. nee— yeah. which you should never do. ne-e ee— yeah. which you should never do. nets to entw— yeah. which you should never do. nete ee entry new— yeah. which you should never do. he's so angry now you're- yeah. which you should never do. he's so angry now you're just trying to actually literally make exclude like that make him exclude like that little in pixar movie . little man in the pixar movie. anyway, another breather teetene— anyway, another breather beckons. but— anyway, another breather beckons. but stay tuned for tetttnt— beckons. but stay tuned for tetttnt ewt— beckons. but stay tuned for falling bud sales cheating runners and— falling bud sales cheating runners and the new barbie doll.

see— runners and the new barbie doll. see wew— runners and the new barbie doll. see wew tn— runners and the new barbie doll. see wew tn e— runners and the new barbie doll. see you in a couple— runners and the new barbie doll. see you in a couple of minutes . see you in a couple of minutes. nette— see you in a couple of minutes. nette etern— see you in a couple of minutes. hello again. it's— see you in a couple of minutes. hello again. it's aidan magee nere— hello again. it's aidan magee nere tren— hello again. it's aidan magee here from the— hello again. it's aidan magee here from the met office. anetter— here from the met office. another chilly— here from the met office. another chilly night- here from the met office. another chilly night for many of us, but not for all. there'll be cloudier skies towards the south—west, and as a result, it will be a bit milder. we are going to see milder weather approach from the south—west and it's eventually going to affect much uk by the weekend much of the uk by the weekend with temperatures rising in many parts. with that milder air parts. but with that milder air will also see more changeable conditions . so areas of cloud, conditions. so areas of cloud, some outbreaks rain and some some outbreaks of rain and some heavy developing a fine heavy showers developing a fine day on tuesday comes to an end with central with clear spells across central and northern parts of the uk, the temperatures once the lowest temperatures once again expected highland , again expected across highland, scotland, minus celsius scotland, minus seven celsius possible in 1 or 2 sheltered spots . a frost then for scotland spots. a frost then for scotland and northern and eastern england, but elsewhere across the uk a lot of cloud and as a result frost free towards the southwest as well as northern ireland. here got cloudier ireland. here we've got cloudier conditions during wednesday and

some outbreaks mainly light some outbreaks of mainly light rain and drizzle, it's going rain and drizzle, but it's going to be increasingly gloomy towards the southwest with the cloud hills and some cloud covering hills and some coastal fog. meanwhile coastal mist and fog. meanwhile the brighter skies for northern england. scotland. england. much of scotland. we'll see developing see some showers developing across southern scotland and northern but between northern england. but in between some and further some sunny spells and further wintry showers expected for the northern isles. but really it's sleet around coasts snow sleet around coasts and snow confined to the hills into wednesday night. then the cold air persists in the north of scotland with another frost likely elsewhere across the uk. too cloud to allow a frost too much cloud to allow a frost to form . and in fact we'll see to form. and in fact we'll see some outbreaks of rain reaching western scotland, southern scotland by the end of the night. and as start off night. and as we start off thursday, some wetter weather waiting the wings towards waiting in the wings towards the southwest. ten celsius in the scilly mild to scilly isles. a mild start to the here, wet start. the day here, but a wet start. and that rain moves into the southwest of england during the morning , reaching south wales morning, reaching south wales later morning and then later in the morning and then becoming more widespread becoming much more widespread across wales during across england and wales during thursday afternoon. some thundery rain likely and as that rain moves through, well, we're

going see conditions turn going to see conditions turn warmer into the weekend, but it's not to be entirely it's not going to be entirely sunny. be lot of sunny. there will be a lot of cloud further showers at cloud and further showers at times. i'm jacob rees—mogg, the member for north member of parliament for north east former east somerset and a former government . for years i government minister. for years i have walked .corridors- government minister. for years i have walked .corridors of- have walked the corridors of tewer— have walked the corridors of. tewer—ent power in both westminster and the power in both westminster and tne cttw— power in both westminster and tne cttw et— power in both westminster and the city of london. we need to newe— the city of london. we need to have-arguments,- have the arguments, the discussions— have the arguments, the discussions it discussions on how we make it better—fennel discussions on how we make it better—tentne .- better crop failures, famine, war, suffering _ better crop failures, famine, war, suffering on a scale eenttetetw— war, suffering on a scale completely unimaginable. �*itt�*ti; iii; completely unimaginable. we are tetttnt— completely unimaginable. we are pwtttnt tne— completely unimaginable. we are pwtttnt tne cert— completely unimaginable. we are putting the cart before the horse. as charles the first said at horse. as charles the first said et tne — horse. as charles the first said at the scaffold,— horse. as charles the first said at the scaffold, he— as charles the first said at the scaffold, he was the true tetenter— at the scaffold, he was the true tetenter et— at the scaffold, he was the true defender of liberty. yeah

on gb news, the people's channel. britain is watching . channel. britain is watching. and welcome back to headliners so and welcome back to headliners se we— and welcome back to headliners se we newe— and welcome back to headliners so we have the— and welcome back to headliners so we have the daily mail to wet— so we have the daily mail to ttet ett— so we have the daily mail to ttet ett tne— so we have the daily mail to kick off the third— so we have the daily mail to kick off the third quarter now. tee— kick off the third quarter now. tee ant— kick off the third quarter now. leo and perhaps— kick off the third quarter now. leo and perhaps the least enrettnt— leo and perhaps the least enraging sports related transgression remember, transgression i can remember, ree— transgression i can remember, tee . — transgression i can remember, tee. se— transgression i can remember, tee. se thew-re— transgression i can remember, yes . ”ti: .3 “g transgression i can remember, yes. “g yes. so they're trying to make a big story, but this this transgender competitor exploited a loophole to finish a hit of 14,000 women in the female

category at the london marathon is defended his slash her slash their whatever taking part as photos show them competing as a man. there are there a bloke you know i'm obviously a bloke competing as a man in the new york marathon like four months ago or something. yeah. yeah yeah. loophole was that yeah. and the loophole was that they transgender they allowed transgender athletes . so that's athletes to compete. so that's the loophole as they say. she, she, he thing whatever.- she, she, he thing whatever. it ttntenet— she, he thing whatever. it finished ahead- she, he thing whatever. it finished ahead of 14,000 women. but finished ahead of 14,000 women. nwt tentnt— finished ahead of14,000 women. but behind what,— finished ahead of 14,000 women. but behind what, 6000 humans? etee.— but behind what, 6000 humans? etee. se— but behind what, 6000 humans? tree. so they're— but behind what, 6000 humans? 6160. so they're not— but behind what, 6000 humans? 6160. so they're not exactly- 6160. so they're not exactly taking a medal from that far back has dropped back a place . back has dropped back a place. if you got beaten by that, you're terrible . yeah, you're you're terrible. yeah, you're terrible at running. well it has to be said, of all the sports, i don't think i think marathon i mean, they are a little bit faster male runners, but it's not orders magnitude not like orders of magnitude like there are like it is. you know, there are eterte— like it is. you know, there are some sports where— . . you know, there are some sports where where upper tett— body strength and having gone tnrewtn— body strength and having gone| tnrewtn—ent body strength and having gone. tnrewtn—ent ee through puberty as a male and so on through puberty as a male and so ene—ne— through puberty as a male and so ene—ne tttter- on decisive, you have bigger teete— on decisive, you have bigger neerte. twnte— on decisive, you have bigger hearts, lungs as— on decisive, you have bigger hearts, lungs as well like men are-are about- hearts, lungs as well like men are-are about to- hearts, lungs as well like men are are about to just are records are about to just ewerer-t- are records are about to just over-for the -

are records are about to justi over-for the men's over two hours for the men's etewt— over two hours for the men's etewt twe— over two hours for the men's about two hours— over two hours for the men's about two hours and five minutes for about two hours and five minutes ten-tne— about two hours and five minutes ten-tne wenen— about two hours and five minutes for-the women now- for the for the women now i neen-wew— for the for the women now i mean,-you know,- for the for the women now i mean, you know, it's mean, it's you know, it's not tte— mean, it's you know, it's not ttte tte— mean, it's you know, it's not ttte tt-e net— mean, it's you know, it's not like it's not like _ mean, it's you know, it's not like it's not like he's entered wettnttttttnt— like it's not like he's entered weightlifting or— like it's not like he's entered weightlifting or something. but i weightlifting or something. but t-trtnetpte— weightlifting or something. but t-trtnetpte-te- i think the principle of it is that men do have an advantage. so we shouldn't be so you know, we shouldn't be letting know, he letting men, you know, he shouldn't be in there. but it's crazy to upset. he'd put no crazy to get upset. he'd put no effort just like effort in, just look like a bloke. imean, effort in, just look like a bloke. i mean, when i ran, i've entw— bloke. i mean, when i ran, i've entw wn— bloke. i mean, when i ran, i've entw ene— i mean, when i ran, i've only run one marathon. i ran the wew— only run one marathon. i ran the new vert— only run one marathon. i ran the new york marathon— only run one marathon. i ran the new york marathon in 1993 and my ttne— new york marathon in 1993 and my ttne wee— new york marathon in 1993 and my ttne twe— new york marathon in 1993 and my time was five hours— new york marathon in 1993 and my time was five hours three time was five hours and three ntnwtee— time was five hours and three minutes-least- time was five hours and three minutes. least five of minutes. and at least five of tneee— minutes. and at least five of those minutes— minutes. and at least five of those minutes was me getting to the those minutes was me getting to tne etert— those minutes was me getting to tne etert ttne— those minutes was me getting to tne etert ttne .— those minutes was me getting to the start line , you— those minutes was me getting to the start line , you know? so the start line, you know? so wnen— the start line, you know? so wnen wewre— the start line, you know? so when you're that— the start line, you know? so when you're that far back and non—competitive,— when you're that far back and. non—competitive,-the non—competitive, you know, the ttee — non—competitive, you know, the ttee-tnere-e— non—competitive, you know, the idea .there's any _ non—competitive, you know, the idea .there's any -of, l idea that there's any kind of, you— idea that there's any kind of, wew knew— idea that there's any kind of, wew tnew .— idea that there's any kind of, you know , feather just he idea that there's any kind of, you know , featherjust he she you know, feather just he she retetnt— you know, feather just he she was raising money for charity ent— was raising money for charity ent ert— was raising money for charity ent ett et— was raising money for charity and all of that— was raising money for charity and all of that stuff. but he teee— and all of that stuff. but he teee ee— and all of that stuff. but he goes as batman in these other ones. and now he wants to go as batgirl, which is much harder. that's why it's time slower. he's got heels on. oh right. he's got the heels on. oh right. yeah. and probably— he's got the heels on. oh right. yeah. and probably a— git. i“ oh right. yeah. and probably a heavier tettet— yeah. and probably a heavier tenet-wett- yeah. and probably a heavier gadget-well..it- yeah. and probably a heavier gadget well. it still gadget belt as well. is it still got gadget belt as well. is it still tet-tne— gadget belt as well. is it still got-the “ippy_ gadget belt as well. is it still got-the "ippy on- gadget belt as well. is it still got the nippy on there and got all the nippy on there and ewewtntnt. — got all the nippy on there and ewewtntnt _se- got all the nippy on there and everything. so more trans everything. yeah. so more trans teen— everything. yeah. so more trans news now josh and— everything. yeah. so more trans news now josh and this is more serious encouraging, serious and encouraging, trenttw— serious and encouraging, frankly. bud— serious and encouraging, frankly. bud light have got a

ttwnttnt— frankly. bud light have got a new plunging neckline. not in wet— new plunging neckline. not in tnetr ete— new plunging neckline. not in their ads, but— new plunging neckline. not in their ads, but on— new plunging neckline. not in their ads, but on their sales trenn. — their ads, but on their sales tretn. tnteet— their ads, but on their sales graph. indeed bud light sales tent— graph. indeed bud light sales tent etter— graph. indeed bud light sales tank after woke— graph. indeed bud light sales tank after woke advert with tnene— tank after woke advert with trans activist _ tank after woke advert with trans activist dylan mulvaney. so trans activist dylan mulvaney. se tnet— trans activist dylan mulvaney. so they eent— trans activist dylan mulvaney. so they sent e— trans activist dylan mulvaney. so they sent a crate— trans activist dylan mulvaney. so they sent a crate to - trans activist dylan mulvaney. so they sent a crate to her which had a face in it or something like that. they thought, oh, this is a good idea. let's bring the trans thing in or whatever. and then it's most popular beer in it's the most popular beer in america . is it really? yeah, no, america. is it really? yeah, no, which incredible it's which is incredible because it's rubbish. and it's had rubbish. yeah. and and it's had a huge it's had a 21% drop in volume up to this week so and it's been in 17% and now it's gone to 20. so it's not like it's sort of a little blip . it's it's sort of a little blip. it's still ongoing and i think people are upset and they're using this. and yes, right wing commentators these commentators and all these people gone in on people have like gone in on it as well. and the same as well. and but at the same time, i think there is a genuine frustration out there . yeah. and frustration out there. yeah. and it's they're of taking it's and they're sort of taking it's and they're sort of taking it corporation and it out on this corporation and going, look, we just don't we just want drink beer. yeah. just want to drink beer. yeah. we to be have, be we don't want to be have, be preached to or so of this preached to or so much of this in the last few years. i mean we

watched somebody— in the last few years. i mean we watched somebody shed- i“ i mean we watched somebody shed on the on on watched somebody shed on the on en-tne— watched somebody shed on the on en-tne-tne- watched somebody shed on the on on _the _the other. on the on the twitter the other day— on the on the twitter the other tewletttette— on the on the twitter the other day l gillette _from - day a gillette advert from the tee— day a gillette advert from the tee .— day a gillette advert from the tee . ant— day a gillette advert from the 90s . and-like- day a gillette advert from the 90s . and like something 90s. and it was like something tren— 90s. and it was like something fromldifferent_ 90s. and it was like something from different civilisation . from a different civilisation. ween.— from a different civilisation. ween—tne- from a different civilisation.- yeah.-the aspirational yeah. you know, the aspirational tnetee— yeah. you know, the aspirational tnetee et— yeah. you know, the aspirational images of basically league images of basically ivy league rowers, you know,— images of basically ivy league rowers, you know, and men tetttnt— rowers, you know, and men getting married— rowers, you know, and men getting married and shaving tneneewee— getting married and shaving themselves looking in the themselves and looking in the mirror-feeling— themselves and looking in thei mirror-feeling-with mirror and feeling pleased with wet— mirror and feeling pleased with their masculinity— mirror and feeling pleased with their masculinity when it was tte— their masculinity when it was ttte e— their masculinity when it was ttte e nete— their masculinity when it was like a hate crime, know , you like a hate crime, you know, you were-on— like a hate crime, you know, you were-on my- like a hate crime, you know, you were-oh my god- like a hate crime, you know, you were-on my eet .- like a hate crime, you know, you were-oh my god , a. were just like, oh my god, a civilisation _ were just like, oh my god, a civilisation that— were just like, oh my god, a civilisation that was proud of tteett— civilisation that was proud of itself-wanted— civilisation that was proud of itself wanted stay itself and wanted to stay etrent— itself and wanted to stay strong. absolutely and had an ttee— strong. absolutely and had an ttee et— strong. absolutely and had an ttee et wnet— strong. absolutely and had an idea of what man might idea of what an ideal man might teet— idea of what an ideal man might teet tte— idea of what an ideal man might look like, even— idea of what an ideal man might look like, even though you knew you look like, even though you knew wew-teeettw— look like, even though you knew you-possibly-up- you couldn't possibly end up teettnt—tnewi you couldn't possibly end up. looking—know, you looking like that. you know, you did looking like that. you know, you ttt wnt— looking like that. you know, you did kind _yeah,_ looking like that. you know, you did kind-yeah,-so- looking like that. you know, you did kind yeah, so bad did kind of go, yeah, not so bad if did kind of go, yeah, not so bad tt—enewnt.- did kind of go, yeah, not so bad if_shaving. exactly.j if you stopped shaving. exactly. reen— if you stopped shaving. exactly. ween—nte- if you stopped shaving. exactly. yeah—his wife- yeah that's right. his wife etettet— yeah that's right. his wifei etettet—tttnt yeah that's right. his wife- etettet—tttnt ee stopped drinking bud light as wet.— stopped drinking bud light as wet. t— stopped drinking bud light as wet. t neen— stopped drinking bud light as well. i mean, know. it's well. i mean, i don't know. it's etwtewetw— well. i mean, i don't know. it's obviously,_couldi well. i mean, i don't know. it'si obviously,_could be obviously, you know, it could be twet— obviously, you know, it could be twet-nertettnt- just one little marketing- manager._madness . manager. she's been madness. snee— manager. she's been madness. sne-e teen.— manager. she's been madness. she's been. yeah,— manager. she's been madness. she's been. yeah, she's- manager. she's been madness. .. /tiit“ .. she's been. yeah, she's been fired . and obviously she's fired. and obviously she's coming. she's surrounded by all these university educated, woke . so she thinks, oh, this is great. yeah everybody loves, you know, transgender activists, don't they? but it's bud light. it's just for sports brewers to dnnk it's just for sports brewers to drink outside their trailer and

chug while they're watching the sports they don't to sports game. they don't want to they to have all this they don't want to have all this lgbt with him being lgbt ideology with him being hired aperol spritz or hired by aperol spritz or something that. he was something like that. he was hired by tampax_ something like that. he was hired by tampax ,- something like that. he was hired by tampax , he- “t; . he was hired by tampax , he was hired “t; . he was hireyouy tampax , he was hired “t; . he was hireyou know, ax , he was hired “t; . he was hireyou know, and he was hired “t; . he was hireyou know, and so was hired “t; . he was hireyou know, and so theseired by, you know, and so these organisations— by, you know, and so these organisations now nike, organisations now like nike, tnet— organisations now like nike, tnew—te- organisations now like nike, tnew—te twetl organisations now like nike,. tnew—te twet etew they need to learn to just stay ewt— they need to learn to just stay ewt et— they need to learn to just stay ewt et tnte— they need to learn to just stay out of this stuff— they need to learn to just stay out of this stuff ,_ they need to learn to just stay out of this stuff , you know, out of this stuff, you know, mete— out of this stuff, you know, nete wew— out of this stuff, you know, make your goods good . '“t: make your goods good. and teeetee— make your goods good. and because bud— make your goods good. and because bud light can't even apologise because then people because bud light can't even apolbe se because then people because bud light can't even apolbe like, cause then people because bud light can't even apolbe like, well, then people because bud light can't even apolbe like, well, you'refeople will be like, well, you're transphobic yeah welcome to the transphobic. yeah welcome to the wttntnere— transphobic. yeah welcome to the wttntnere .— transphobic. yeah welcome to the wttntnere . tee.— transphobic. yeah welcome to the nightmare . leo. back— transphobic. yeah welcome to the nightmare . leo. back to- i. “ii“ welcome to the nightmare . leo. back to the nightmare. leo. back to the net. — nightmare. leo. back to the net. ant— nightmare. leo. back to the mail. and this— nightmare. leo. back to the mail. and this kind of thing, i tntnt— mail. and this kind of thing, i tntnt te— mail. and this kind of thing, i think is much— mail. and this kind of thing, i think is much more how the war etetnet— think is much more how the war etetnet tne— think is much more how the war against the machines is going to play— against the machines is going to we ewt— against the machines is going to we ewt retner— against the machines is going to play out rather than with space teeee — play out rather than with space teeee ween. — play out rather than with space lasers. yeah. so— play out rather than with space lasers. yeah. i lasers. yeah. so uber has come under fire amid claims that it charges users more if their phone battery is running low . phone battery is running low. and it kind of makes sense because if your phone battery is running that running low, it suggests that you're a bit ditzy. you you're a bit a bit ditzy. you don't remember to charge your phone, phone, phone phone, your phone, your phone could moment. then could die any moment. and then the can't find you. so, the uber can't find you. so, you know, does kind of it will know, it does kind of it will provoke you to go, yeah, yeah. i whatever i need the taxi. whatever nettene—teti i need the taxi. whatever. nettene—tet te i need the taxi. whatever- happens,_got to do happens, i can't. i've got to do it happens, i can't. i've got to do tt—tnew— happens, i can't. i've got to do tt—tnew te- happens, i can't. i've got to do it_they do similar. it now. yeah, they do similar tntnte. — it now. yeah, they do similar things. _similar-

it now. yeah, they do similar. things. _similar things things. they do similar things when you for when they're assessing you for insurance. you know, they look when they're assessing you for insall nce. you know, they look when they're assessing you for insall nce. yidifferent they look when they're assessing you for insall nce. yidifferent variables when they're assessing you for insyource. yidifferent variables when they're assessing you for insyour life’idifferent variables when they're assessing you for insyour life to, :ferent variables when they're assessing you for insyour life to, to,3nt variables when they're assessing you for insyour life to, to, you ariables in your life to, to, you know, see, they see where you live, in your life to, to, you know, see, know see where you live, in your life to, to, you know, see, know what'here you live, in your life to, to, you know, see, know what your you live, in your life to, to, you know, see, know what your whative, in your life to, to, you know, see, know what your what your you know what your what your parking situation is like and all rest of it. right so all the rest of it. right so uber has denied the uber has denied this. the difference was was quite, quite small. ,17, 56 compared small. it was ,17, 56 compared to ,i6.60. small. it was ,17, 56 compared to ,16.60. so about a euro difference, not a huge weeks. wages, not a huge not a huge, huge amount. but uber has has flat out denied this and it just seems weird to me because it seems weird to me because it seems like something that would be something they do. yeah. i mean, and you're right- g if» yeah. i mean, and you're right actually to say— mean, and you're right actually to say n-s— mean, and you're right actually to say n-s just— mean, and you're right actually to say it's just like— mean, and you're right actually to say it's just like insurance and— to say it's just like insurance and-on,— to say it's just like insurance and-on, n— to say it's just like insurance and on, it wouldn't even and so on, it wouldn't even necessarily— necessarily be immoral, let alone— necessarily be immoral, let atone—am- necessarily be immoral, let. alone—am curious alone illegal. but i am curious to—they- alone illegal. but i am curious to—they do- alone illegal. but i am curious to—they do it. to know whether they do it because— to know whether they do it because they— to know whether they do it because they they're in a because they think they're in a fleet— because they think they're in a eight—worried- tight spot. they're worried their— tight spot. they're worried their-battery- tight spot. they're worried their battery will go their phone battery will go down.— their phone battery will go down. and— their phone battery will go down. and so— their phone battery will go down. and so are likely to down. and so they are likely to jump— down. and so they are likely to jump—however- jump at any offer. however absurdly— jump at any offer. however absurdly-ee- jump at any offer. however absurdly-do it absurdly high, or do they do it because— absurdly high, or do they do it because-think— absurdly high, or do they do it because .thinklin- absurdly high, or do they do it because think in of because they think i in 10 of these— because they think i in 10 of these wm— because they think i in 10 of these will through? because these will fall through? because by—eer— these will fall through? because by—eer gee- these will fall through? because by_car gets there,i by the time the car gets there, the by the time the car gets there, eee-hee— by the time the car gets there, eee-eee eene— by the time the car gets there, the has gone dead and you the phone has gone dead and you wen-e— the phone has gone dead and you were-your— the phone has gone dead and you won't your message. won't even get your message. i think— won't even get your message. i think they— won't even get your message. i think they just— won't even get your message. i think they just make as think they just want to make as much— think they just want to make as much-if— think they just want to make as much - .. they- think they just want to make as much - if they were. much money. if they were doing it. it's in brazil, it. but it's like in brazil, they have vending machines they have these vending machines that as temperature that go the as the temperature

goes goes up. goes up, the price goes up. right. yeah > but that is right. nice. yeah > but that is just right. nice. yeah > but that is just—working. just the free market working because—happenl just the free market working because—happen a because that would happen in a seep.— because that would happen in a shep- |— because that would happen in a shop. i remember— because that would happen in a shop. i remember when the first day,— shop. i remember when the first day-few— shop. i remember when the first day-few-ehee- shop. i remember when the first day,-few-that you- day, first few days that you were-beek- day, first few days that you. were-back.trains, day, first few days that you- were-back.trains, but were allowed back on trains, but you were allowed back on trains, but wew-— were allowed back on trains, but you _wear masks- were allowed back on trains, but you wear masks and i kept you had to wear masks and i kept going—without- going to hove station without a meek. — going to hove station without a meek. vee— going to hove station without a mask. you know,— going to hove station without a mask. you know, there were meeeem-y- mask. you know, there were massive - my wife . mask. you know, there were massive my wife by, by massive part of my wife by, by a geese— massive part of my wife by, by a geese-eee— massive part of my wife by, by a gross .the-door. - gross by the front door. and i would— gross by the front door. and i would leave.— gross by the front door. and i would leave. but— gross by the front door. and i would leave. but you the would leave. but you get to the train— would leave. but you get to the eeen-eeere-e— train station, there's a neweegene— train station, there's a newsagent and he train station, there's a- newsagent-and he was newsagent there, and he was selling— newsagent there, and he was selling-masks- newsagent there, and he was selling masks for £2 selling single masks for £2 each.— selling single masks for £2 each. and— selling single masks for £2 each. and |— selling single masks for £2 each. and i was— selling single masks for £2 each. and i was this each. and i was like, this is we—wew- each. and i was like, this is _wee knew| war profiteering, you know, of cousen—kowi war profiteering, you know, ofi course _ know, oh, course that's it, you know, oh, you— course that's it, you know, oh, wee-ee— course that's it, you know, oh, you-do ee— course that's it, you know, oh, you-do we eee- course that's it, you know, oh, you-do is see your. course that's it, you know, oh,- you-do is see your exam. you need to do is see your exam. 5...— you need to do is see your exam. see. wee— you need to do is see your exam. see. not eu— you need to do is see your exam. see, not all disabilities— you need to do is see your exam. see, not all disabilities are- see, not all disabilities are visible and no mass. i had respect for my fellow- , a“: i had respect for my fellow passengers and respect for my fellow passengers ewe—ee— respect for my fellow passengers ene—we we- respect for my fellow passengers and—to swear under| and also wanted to swear under it. _wewe— and also wanted to swear under in -ee new— and also wanted to swear underj it. _news now _the it. so cute news now and in the mirror. barbie— it. so cute news now and in the mirror. barbie continues to enenge— mirror. barbie continues to enenge ene— mirror. barbie continues to change the world. one cluttered toy change the world. one cluttered eew beekee— change the world. one cluttered eew eeenee ee— change the world. one cluttered eew neewee e e— change the world. one cluttered toy basket at a time. 3: toy basket at a time. indeed. wewee— toy basket at a time. indeed. mattel unveils first ever barbie doll with down syndrome in an historic launch . and i think historic launch. and i think this is great. you know, great. they've they've sort of they've put lots of touches on it, which which in terms of what it's dressing lots of symbolism towards also like the three chromosomes and yeah . and

chromosomes and yeah. and whatnot symbolism - chromosomes and yeah. and whatnot symbolism .- whatnot symbolism . what is she whatnot symbolism. what is she weenne— whatnot symbolism. what is she weenne wne— whatnot symbolism. what is she wearing nwe e— whatnot symbolism. what is she wearing like a three chromosome neeee— wearing like a three chromosome neege ee— wearing like a three chromosome badge or something. well yeah, enee-e— badge or something. well yeah, enee-e une— badge or something. well yeah, there's like a— badge or something. well yeah, there's like a there's this enee— there's like a there's this- enee—wnen three upward chevrons which neweeene— three upward chevrons whichj neweeene—en represent the three copies of ne— represent the three copies of ene-ween- represent the three copies of the _there's like i represent the three copies ofi the _there's like lots the 21st. so there's like lots of little touches like that. the people for for, people physicality and for for, children especially, most girls who are down syndrome to be able to have a doll that looks like them. i think this is great. and also for other torfaen it says here, for other children as well to play with dolls. i mean, i will say to play with dolls. i mean, i win eew ene.— to play with dolls. i mean, i will say this. i— to play with dolls. i mean, i will say this. i agree- : i mean, i will say this. i agree with you. ane— will say this. i agree with you. ann i— will say this. i agree with you. ann i ennw— will say this. i agree with you. and i think, you— will say this. i agree with you. and i think, you know, in terms of and i think, you know, in terms en ineeeewe— and i think, you know, in terms of inclusive city,— and i think, you know, in terms of inclusive city,-is- and i think, you know, in terms of inclusive city, is the of inclusive city, this is the eeen— of inclusive city, this is the. good _absolutely good sort. and i'm absolutely newne— good sort. and i'm absolutely nenne n.— good sort. and i'm absolutely nenne n. w— good sort. and i'm absolutely behind it. i still— good sort. and i'm absolutely behind it. i still think barbie neeeen— behind it. i still think barbie herself-absurdly. behind it. i still think barbie herself absurdly , you herself is like an absurdly, you knew,— herself is like an absurdly, you knew-ween- herself is like an absurdly, you know, yeah, exactly . know, idealised. yeah, exactly. vee— know, idealised. yeah, exactly. wee knew— know, idealised. yeah, exactly. wee knew nee— know, idealised. yeah, exactly. you know but there is that you knew— you know but there is that you knew eu— you know but there is that you know all small— you know but there is that you know all small girls kind of keek— know all small girls kind of keek ee— know all small girls kind of keek ee-ene— know all small girls kind of look at and don't feel that look at her and don't feel that ene-e— look at her and don't feel thati ene-e—eeekw she's anything like them really and she's anything like them really ene-ee— she's anything like them really ene-we ne— she's anything like them really and-to be honest- and her face. to be honest i een-e— and her face. to be honest i een-e-n— and her face. to be honest i een-e-n nee- and her face. to be honest i don't-it has a- and her face. to be honest i don't it has a very don't think it has a very pronounced— don't think it has a very pronounced down's syndrome. i wen-e— pronounced down's syndrome. i went-newe— pronounced down's syndrome. i didn't-notice when- pronounced down's syndrome. i didn't-notice when .- didn't i didn't notice when. it's kind hard to i it's kind of hard to tell. i just they were showing. just thought they were showing. i just they were i just i just thought they were showing it showing a regular barbie. it just like a regular just looked like a regular barbie. any distance? barbie. any kind of distance? keen. — barbie. any kind of distance? keen. -e— barbie. any kind of distance? keen-e ne- barbie. any kind of distance?

yeah.-a nice thing. . c: any kind of distance? yeah. a nice thing. yeah. this is a nice thing. i mean, who doesn't- yeah. this is a nice thing. i mean, who doesn't like- yeah. this is a nice thing. i mean, who doesn't like down syndrome? also have syndrome? people also have noticed. syndrome? people also have noficed. a syndrome? people also have noticed. a few noticed. i've met quite a few down people for down syndrome people lately for one another. and one reason or another. and they're . they seem much more they're. they seem much more intelligent now than when i was a kid. i don't know if that's a terrible thing to say, but like, i don't know. well, maybe they have found ways of educating them different levels as well. but interesting thing is but the interesting thing is to see but the interesting thing is to eee-neen— but the interesting thing is to eee-neen-k- but the interesting thing is to see-much-i was- but the interesting thing is to see much i was in the see how much this i was in the toy see how much this i was in the key enee— see how much this i was in the key enee ene— see how much this i was in the toy shop the other— see how much this i was in the toy shop the other we got toy shop the other day. we got toy shop the other day. we got ee new— toy shop the other day. we got ee new-kine— toy shop the other day. we got to buy-kids some- toy shop the other day. we got to buy kids some presents to buy some kids some presents for to buy some kids some presents nen-een— to buy some kids some presents nen-een ene— to buy some kids some presents for son, and noticed that for my son, and i noticed that enee—eke- there were lots of like wheelchair— there were lots of like wheelchair barbies, it wheelchair barbies, but it eeeee— wheelchair barbies, but it eeenee—el wheelchair barbies, but it seemed—a of seemed like there was a lot of nee— seemed like there was a lot of nee-ee— seemed like there was a lot of not- at. bottom. i not sold ones at the bottom. keen— not sold ones at the bottom. keen wew,— not sold ones at the bottom. yeah, well, it's— not sold ones at the bottom. yeah, well, it's like disabled peeking— yeah, well, it's like disabled parking spaces. _ yeah, well, it's like disabled parking spaces. "e; ”c; parking spaces. they're almost always empty, but probably always empty, but you probably just the just have to build that into the model, you? model, i suppose, don't you? and accept often thought accept it. i have often thought , going go even worse , and i'm going to go even worse than here, maybe like than you here, that maybe like less correct. less politically correct. there's they are just so there's just they are just so joyous, are they not? i mean, i mean and i just kind of wish you could kind of work out what genetically is making them so happy. yeah. why? how we happy. yeah. why? how how can we learn experience that level learn to experience that level of gratitude with we have ? of gratitude with what we have? kyiv yeah, you know, i mean, if you ridiculously sentimental

you get ridiculously sentimental about honestly think about it, but i honestly think there's a lot to be learned from that. maybe the that. yeah, maybe i'll get the doll in an doll and work from there in an unprecedent sustained burst of a second and news story in second and good news story in the row. you know, the guardian have evidence that children are reading books. yeah. children eeen— reading books. yeah. children eeen ekneee— reading books. yeah. children read almost 25%_ reading books. yeah. children read almost 25% more- : g yeah. children read almost 25% more books last we..— read almost 25% more books last ween according— read almost 25% more books last year, according to— read almost 25% more books last year, according to the study ene— year, according to the study across the uk— year, according to the study across the uk and ireland. and the across the uk and ireland. and ene ewengeee— across the uk and ireland. and the strangest thing for me was eeeenenew— the strangest thing for me was eeeenenew ene— the strangest thing for me was apparently this is— the strangest thing for me was apparently this is being driven by nkeek. — apparently this is being driven by nkwek. ee— apparently this is being driven by tiktok. so there book reading eennenknee— by tiktok. so there book reading communities on— by tiktok. so there book reading communities on tiktok, which i eneeene— communities on tiktok, which i thought exclusively thought just exclusively eweee— thought just exclusively existed, to _ thought just exclusively. existed, to - books existed, to eliminate books eeweee— existed, to eliminate books toward degeneracy and grim youth and toward degeneracy and grim youth ene ween— toward degeneracy and grim youth and yeah, replace— toward degeneracy and grim youth and yeah, replace books. but ween— and yeah, replace books. but ween, eeeenenew— and yeah, replace books. but yeah, apparently it's stimulating interest in reading . se— stimulating interest in reading . se eu— stimulating interest in reading . so all these— stimulating interest in reading . so all these kids are on there eene— . so all these kids are on there being eu— . so all these kids are on there being all like,— . so all these kids are on there being all like, you— . so all these kids are on there being all like, you know, neneeene— being all like, you know, fantastic .— being all like, you know, fantastic . oh,- being all like, you know, fantastic . oh, i've read this fantastic. oh, i've read this week.— fantastic. oh, i've read this neek. on— fantastic. oh, i've read this week. oh, you— fantastic. oh, i've read this book. oh, you should read it. we— book. oh, you should read it. n-e—ene- book. oh, you should read it. it's—and peace.- book. oh, you should read it.| it's—and peace. it's it's called war and peace. it's reeke— it's called war and peace. it's neekw. se— it's called war and peace. it's really. so there— it's called war and peace. it's really. so there was two things enee— really. so there was two things we ee— really. so there was two things we nee— really. so there was two things that are bad news, right? “ci that are bad news, right? there are that are bad news, right? therel ene—enew-ne are two bad things. one, they're reading david walliams books. oh, have oh, yeah. which if you have children, is children, david walliams is crap. okay. almost any other professional author, as professional author, it's not as bad as david walliams himself. no. although the wimpy kid books, other books, which are the other

popular very popular ones, they're very good. but also saying but they're also saying they're not. getting it. not. they're getting into it. but they're their but they're not raising their ambitions. they're not ambitions. yeah they're not trying this is for trying hard. and this is for newe. — trying hard. and this is for newe. nw— trying hard. and this is for newe. new-ke- trying hard. and this is for. boys. my-is reading boys. my daughter is reading pretty— boys. my daughter is reading pretty - actually, - pretty well, actually, but pretty— pretty well, actually, but prettv--_ pretty well, actually, but new. kne- pretty well, actually, but pretty . and but this is pretty good. and but this is kke— pretty good. and but this is nke ene— pretty good. and but this is like the bane— pretty good. and but this is like the bane of— pretty good. and but this is like the bane of my life. we went— like the bane of my life. we went en— like the bane of my life. we went on holiday,— like the bane of my life. we went on holiday, which was amazing- — went on holiday, which was amazing- kne— went on holiday, which was amazing. and i— went on holiday, which was amazing. and i was like, i was eke,— amazing. and i was like, i was eke, wee-we— amazing. and i was like, i was like, you've got— amazing. and i was like, i was like, you've got to— amazing. and i was like, i was like, you've got to take a book wnn— like, you've got to take a book wen-kne— like, you've got to take a book wnn-kne .— like, you've got to take a book with-and i was- like, you've got to take a book with and i was trying to with you. and i was trying to- encourage _time. encourage them the whole time. i'm encourage them the whole time. m _w— encourage them the whole time. k-n-ee explain— encourage them the whole time. i'm _to explain to- encourage them the whole time. i'm to explain to them i'm trying to explain to them ene— i'm trying to explain to them ene ee— i'm trying to explain to them ene wee— i'm trying to explain to them the more you read, the better ween— the more you read, the better ween-wu— the more you read, the better your-will-whenl the more you read, the better. your-will-when you your life will be. and when you get your life will be. and when you eee peek— your life will be. and when you eee peek enee— your life will be. and when you get past that point where it neeenee— get past that point where it becomes-it's- get past that point where it becomes it's hard becomes fun, it's not hard to eee— becomes fun, it's not hard to read—justl read anymore. then you just your wneke—ee.- read anymore. then you just your wneke—ee. kne- read anymore. then you just your whole—up. and i'm. whole world opens up. and i'm nwne— whole world opens up. and i'm ewkne ee— whole world opens up. and i'm ewkng ee-enke— whole world opens up. and i'm trying to this across to trying to get this across to enen. — trying to get this across to enen. eke— trying to get this across to them. like literally their whole kwee. — them. like literally their whole kwee. -ee— them. like literally their whole lives. _so painful- lives. and it is so painful wnene— lives. and it is so painful wnene-jeee- lives. and it is so painful where-just sit. lives. and it is so painful- where-just sit down where i have to just sit down wnn— where i have to just sit down wnn tnen— where i have to just sit down with them and— where i have to just sit down with them and force to with them and force them to read to with them and force them to read ee—eekne. — with them and force them to read ee—eekne. nee- with them and force them to read to_point. but it's- to get to that point. but it's nneenee— to get to that point. but it's nneenee ee— to get to that point. but it's mature to my daughter, absolutely avid reader from an early age, harry probably early age, harry potter probably was her into was the one that got her into it. promise she would it. but i promise you, she would like a novel in a like burn through a novel in a single day. edward, just single day. edward, my son. just no know, he will no interest, you know, he will read needs for read what he needs to for school, will read for school, but he will not read for pleasure. he's 15 now, and you have to kind that's who have to kind of go. that's who he he'd rather play the he is. he'd rather play the piano whatever, know? no,

piano or whatever, you know? no, it's like it's just not it's not like it's just not having no kick him out. read having it. no kick him out. read the section coming having it. no kick him out. read the it's section coming having it. no kick him out. read the it's a section coming having it. no kick him out. read the it's a doozy on coming having it. no kick him out. read the it's a doozy with)ming up and it's a doozy with mobility tests, mobility scooter tests, stripping and urine. stripping for art and cow urine. it's filth. it's going to be absolute filth. see couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners for one final section, daily mail to kick us off. josh and i am being goaded into resorting to one of my signature routines here. oh, okay. so mobility scooter users eneeeeeeee— okay. so mobility scooter users eneeeneeee ee— okay. so mobility scooter users encouraged to take— so mobility scooter users encouraged to take a driving eeet— encouraged to take a driving eeee eneee— encouraged to take a driving test under new— encouraged to take a driving test under new plans. this is enee— test under new plans. this is after someone,— test under new plans. this is after someone, this 92 year old keew— after someone, this 92 year old keew wee— after someone, this 92 year old lady was killed— after someone, this 92 year old lady was killed in— after someone, this 92 year old lady was killed in a supermarket. that's not in a eeeenneekee.— supermarket. that's not in a supermarket. in— supermarket. that's not in a supermarket. in a supermarket . supermarket. in a supermarket. seeennenkee— supermarket. in a supermarket. supermarket car— supermarket. in a supermarket. supermarket car park? - supermarket. in a supermarket. eff , no supermarket car park? no supermarket queue.- supermarket car park? no supermarket queue. it- eff” , no supermarket queue. it says here, eneek— supermarket queue. it says here, eneek eee— supermarket queue. it says here, eneek eee ene— supermarket queue. it says here, check out the checkout morrisons. _ check out the checkout morrisons. how is she killed? wenkuw— morrisons. how is she killed? mobility scooter? venice mobility scooter? well, she's eke.— mobility scooter? well, she's old. yeah mobility sort of. and then. but this is the— then. but this is the thing. the newnw— then. but this is the thing. the mobility scooter— then. but this is the thing. the mobility scooter that it drove off mobility scooter that it drove en ene— mobility scooter that it drove en end they— mobility scooter that it drove off and they never caught them .

off and they never caught them. keen. — off and they never caught them. keen. new— off and they never caught them. keen. new ee— off and they never caught them. yeah. how do you— off and they never caught them. yeah. how do you not- off and they never caught them. yeah. how do you not catch a mobility scooter? i mean, the scooter hit the 92 year old woman. sorry . i thought she was woman. sorry. i thought she was on woman. sorry. i thought she was en ene— woman. sorry. i thought she was en ene we. — woman. sorry. i thought she was en ene we. ene.— woman. sorry. i thought she was on the no. one. no,— " sorry. i thought she was on the no. one. no, no. the kkenee— on the no. one. no, no. the licence. okay.— on the no. one. no, no. the licence. okay. right, right. do they— licence. okay. right, right. do enew newe— licence. okay. right, right. do they have licence— licence. okay. right, right. do they have licence plates? \ee:::e they have licence plates? no, but:— they have licence plates? no, newlneen— they have licence plates? no, newlneen-wee- they have licence plates? no, but,lmean,-you can. they have licence plates? no, but, mean, you can just but, i mean, surely you can just walk slowly , shut the door walk cctv slowly, shut the door in front of it. it runs out. not a high speed chase, is in front of it. it runs out. - not a high speed chase, is it? knwwew— not a high speed chase, is it? knwwew eee— not a high speed chase, is it? anyway, but after— not a high speed chase, is it? anyway, but after that,- not a high speed chase, is it? anyway, but after that, at- not a high speed chase, is it? anyway, but after that, at this inquiry, they're saying that maybe should kind maybe there should be some kind of to teach people of driving test to teach people how to use them whatnot. how to use them and whatnot. i think a pretty good think that's a pretty good idea. although the end of the although at the end of the article says it's been the article it says it's been the article it says it's been the article been to article has been updated to say actually not it actually it would not be it would encouraged, not would just be encouraged, not required. then it's not required. so then then it's not a test. i mean, i think a lot of eke— a test. i mean, i think a lot of en eeeeke— a test. i mean, i think a lot of en eeeeke wne— i mean, i think a lot of old people who possibly get in need— old people who possibly get in neeeln— old people who possibly get in need i it would _ old people who possibly get in need it would quite need of it would probably quite eeke— welcome a little bit of instruction,— instruction, you know, and eeeeknw— instruction, you know, and possibly welcome the possibly even welcome the eeneenw— possibly even welcome the eeneenw vou— possibly even welcome the company, you know, and the eweeeeee— company, you know, and the structure to _ company, you know, and the structure to their— company, you know, and the structure to their lives and enee— structure to their lives and enee-en— structure to their lives and that-of thing.- structure to their lives and that of thing. when you that sort of thing. when you knew,— that sort of thing. when you knew-ennk- that sort of thing. when you know, think necessarily know, i don't think necessarily be know, i don't think necessarily ne—eneeen be mostly old people, though, is it? be mostly old people, though, is ne-eeeeeuw. — be mostly old people, though, is it?-actually. but- be mostly old people, though, is it? f but there are it? no, actually. but there are a it? no, actually. but there are e kee— it? no, actually. but there are e kee en— it? no, actually. but there are a lot of different— it? \ee:::e f but there are a lot of different people, eene— a lot of different people,| aren't—whole a lot of different people,- aren't_whole point of aren't there? the whole point of having mobility scooter is having a mobility scooter is that not capable. so that you're not that capable. so what to do you what are you going to do if you test they're not

test them and they're not capable? you're going to take away their wheels, away away their wheels, take away their fourth gear. maybe, i don't their fourth gear. maybe, i een-e knew.— their fourth gear. maybe, i don't know. even- their fourth gear. maybe, i don't know. even on- ” 3 maybe, i don't know. even on my bmw their fourth gear. maybe, i- don't know. even on my bmw albie the don't know. even on my bmw albie ene—wee— don't know. even on my bmw albie the _just disable. the terrible boost. just disable enee— the terrible boost. just disable enee. ewen— the terrible boost. just disable that. even on— the terrible boost. just disable that. even on my— the terrible boost. e: even on my bmw. i've got that. even on my bmw. i've got a eenwek— that. even on my bmw. i've got a cruise control which— even on my bmw. i've got a cruise control which has an eeeenene— cruise control which has an automatic sensor, which knows as ee-ene— automatic sensor, which knows as soon as-the speed,- automatic sensor, which knows as soon as the speed, it soon as you set the speed, it ekee— soon as you set the speed, it ekee knewe— soon as you set the speed, it also knows you— soon as you set the speed, it also knows you want to have at keeee— also knows you want to have at keeeelweeee— also knows you want to have at least-yardslbmw- also knows you want to have at least yards bmw mobility least 30 yards in bmw mobility eeeeeeee _ne— least 30 yards in bmw mobility scooters. it's amazing . scooters. yeah, it's amazing. n-e— scooters. yeah, it's amazing. n-e-e— scooters. yeah, it's amazing. n-e-e eeen— scooters. yeah, it's amazing. it's-a roof and- scooters. yeah, it's amazing. it's a roof and everything . it's got a roof and everything. enee-e— it's got a roof and everything. enee-e wha— it's got a roof and everything. that's what the _ it's got a roof and everything. that's what the m stands for. ennen— that's what the m stands for. british mobility— that's what the m stands for. british mobility .— that's what the m stands for. british mobility . woosh. no, british mobility. woosh. no, it's british mobility. woosh. no, we green— british mobility. woosh. no, we eeen .— british mobility. woosh. no, it's great. i mean, you always newe— it's great. i mean, you always newe, wee— it's great. i mean, you always have, you know,— it's great. i mean, you always have, you know, all these kind of have, you know, all these kind en wha— have, you know, all these kind en wnee ee— have, you know, all these kind en wnee ee wee— have, you know, all these kind of what do you call them , alarms of what do you call them, alarms or of what do you call them, alarms ee wneeewen— of what do you call them, alarms or whatever. when _ of what do you call them, alarms or whatever. when you reversing nee— or whatever. when you reversing nee n— or whatever. when you reversing now. but it will— or whatever. when you reversing now. but it will actually stop you— now. but it will actually stop wee n— now. but it will actually stop wee n wee— now. but it will actually stop wee n wee went— now. but it will actually stop you if you want to set that went. — you if you want to set that nenn n-kk— you if you want to set that right. it'll actually brake you eeekknnw— right. it'll actually brake you. eeekknnw—keen proximity detectors. yeah. yeah kne— proximity detectors. yeah. yeah kne tnen— proximity detectors. yeah. yeah kne enen n— proximity detectors. yeah. yeah and then it will— proximity detectors. yeah. yeah and then it will apply the beekee— and then it will apply the wekee-n— and then it will apply the brakes-it will- and then it will apply the brakes it will bring you to brakes and it will bring you to an brakes and it will bring you to en eneekete— brakes and it will bring you to an absolute halt— brakes and it will bring you to an absolute halt on the motorway nen— an absolute halt on the motorway teen 70— an absolute halt on the motorway teen 70 ntee— an absolute halt on the motorway from 70 miles-hour— an absolute halt on the motorway from 70 miles hour you're, from 70 miles an hour if you're, if from 70 miles an hour if you're, n—n- from 70 miles an hour if you're, n—n wee- if you're. yeah. yeah if you neeeen— if you're. yeah. yeah if you neeeenlee— if you're. yeah. yeah if you happen-be sort- if you're. yeah. yeah if you happen be sort of suddenly happen to be sort of suddenly vou— happen to be sort of suddenly wee eee— happen to be sort of suddenly wee eee-ee— happen to be sort of suddenly you got or something and you got a wasp or something and you got a wasp or something and wee—nette- you don't notice the traffic etetnet,— you don't notice the traffic stopped,-yeah.- you don't notice the traffic stopped,-yeah. but stopped, right? yeah. yeah. but then want a moth then you don't want a moth flying into the 18. flying into the sensor 18. exactly i they have exactly i think they have two exactly i think they have ton cameras._on either cameras. i think one on either etee. — cameras. i think one on either etee. neneeww— cameras. i think one on either side. honestly i— cameras. i think one on either

side. honestly i don't know how it eke — side. honestly i don't know how it eke n— side. honestly i don't know how it eke n te— side. honestly i don't know how it works. it is insanely good wnen— it works. it is insanely good when-parallel- it works. it is insanely good when parallel parking , when you're parallel parking, vou— when you're parallel parking, wee-eweeneee- when you're parallel parking, you overhead view you get an overhead view as if teken— you get an overhead view as if taken-satellite.- you get an overhead view as if taken satellite. yeah, taken from a satellite. yeah, i newe— taken from a satellite. yeah, i have-idea— taken from a satellite. yeah, i have-idea how— taken from a satellite. yeah, i have-idea how it's- taken from a satellite. yeah, i have idea how it's doing it. have no idea how it's doing it. we— have no idea how it's doing it. we teee— have no idea how it's doing it. we teet wke— have no idea how it's doing it. it's just like it's— have no idea how it's doing it. it's just like it's really think we— it's just like it's really think tee-et— it's just like it's really think n-e-et-eee- it's just like it's really think n-e-ef-eee i it's the spirit of the car. keen — it's the spirit of the car. keen n— it's the spirit of the car. keen n e. — it's the spirit of the car. yeah, it is. i've- it's the spirit of the car. yeah, it is. i've got a fiat. jeremy— yeah, it is. i've got a fiat. jeremy wne— yeah, it is. i've got a fiat. jeremy vine clearly has one on his jeremy vine clearly has one on we ewektne— jeremy vine clearly has one on his cycling helmet— jeremy vine clearly has one on his cycling helmet as well. incidentally— his cycling helmet as well. incidentally times now leo, i'm enenww— incidentally times now leo, i'm slightly confused— incidentally times now leo, i'm slightly confused why our fellow gb slightly confused why our fellow en wewe— slightly confused why our fellow gb news presenter darren grimes wenee— gb news presenter darren grimes wente ee— gb news presenter darren grimes wente te eene— gb news presenter darren grimes wants to come his— gb news presenter darren grimes wants to come his voice. but ente— wants to come his voice. but this te— wants to come his voice. but this is grimes— wants to come his voice. but this is grimes possibly a relation of darren, the singer canadian singer who is married to elon musk and has children with with elon musk with strange names . and she says, cloned my names. and she says, cloned my voice with al and we'll split the royalties . is she? so she the royalties. is she? so she wants i apparently is leading to a lot of voice cloning even just a lot of voice cloning even just a three second snippet of somebody's voice allows you to clone their voice. it's good to have clone their voice. it's good to newe weeee— clone their voice. it's good to have yours down— clone their voice. it's good to have yours down pat- f ” ef.e:i; it's good to have yours down pat like immediately.— have yours down pat like immediately. - have yours down pat like immediately. have yours down pat like- immediately. i think technology second snippet voice technology struggles with my voice. this is a youtube automatic subtitle thing. thought i was german .

thing. thought i was german. it's just a politics. so she's all up for it's just a politics. so she's en en tee in— it's just a politics. so she's all up for it. grimes- e e eff so she's all up for it. grimes anyway, ene— all up for it. grimes anyway, ene eewe— all up for it. grimes anyway, she says she'll— all up for it. grimes anyway, she says she'll split the split. ene— she says she'll split the split. the difference— she says she'll split the split. the difference with anyone who can the difference with anyone who eeteekkw— the difference with anyone who can actually bigger this wife of a-billionaire. - can actually bigger this wife of a-billionaire. yeah,- can actually bigger this wife of a billionaire. “eff" a multi billionaire. yeah, i wke—eete- a multi billionaire. yeah, i like said grimes like it though, she said grimes is speaks of herself in is she speaks of herself in the third person like she thinks third person or like she thinks of says grimes not of it. she says grimes is not a neen— of it. she says grimes is not a eeet-een— of it. she says grimes is not a music project. it's— of it. she says grimes is not a music project. it's an- e she says grimes is not a music project. it's an art preteen— music project. it's an art proj'ect- .we- music project. it's an art project. we embrace music project. it's an art- project.-we embrace anything music project. it's an art projeeven we embrace anything music project. it's an art projeeven might embrace anything music project. it's an art projeeven might be brace anything music project. it's an art projeeven might be bade anything music project. it's an art projeeven might be bad news hing music project. it's an art projeeven might be bad news forg that even might be bad news for us. that even might be bad news for eeleene— that even might be bad news for eeleene wke— that even might be bad news for eeleene wke-k— that even might be bad news for us. quite like i mean, us. i quite like that. i mean, i een-t— us. i quite like that. i mean, i een-t knew— us. i quite like that. i mean, i een-t knew it— us. i quite like that. i mean, i don't know if it's— us. i quite like that. i mean, i don't know if it's sincere, but eet— don't know if it's sincere, but net arguablve_ don't know if it's sincere, but but arguably, this is the future alreadv- — but arguably, this is the future alreadv- _wee- but arguably, this is the future already. _was a- but arguably, this is the future already. there was a massive sort online hit of a song sort of online hit of a song with fake versions with drake like fake versions of drake weekend drake and week, the band weekend or whatever. so, i mean, this is where things are going. i mean, at it's only at the moment it's only effecting— at the moment it's only affecting music i already affecting music that i already regard— affecting music that i already regent ee— affecting music that i already regent ee eeenw— affecting music that i already regard as pretty thin drivel, vou— regard as pretty thin drivel, wee-wke— regard as pretty thin drivel, you-like mass- regard as pretty thin drivel, you like mass produced you know, like mass produced nonsense-will- you know, like mass produced nonsense. will come you know, like mass produced. nonsense.-will come a nonsense. but there will come a point— nonsense. but there will come a point at— nonsense. but there will come a point at-you— nonsense. but there will come a point at-vou-myl point at which, you know, my favourite— point at which, you know, my favourite singers,— point at which, you know, my favourite singers, suppose favourite singers, i suppose some—dead,- favourite singers, i suppose. some—dead, you favourite singers, i suppose- some_dead, you know, some of whom are dead, you know, i-know— some of whom are dead, you know, u-know how— some of whom are dead, you know, u-know how i— some of whom are dead, you know, i-know how i would- some of whom are dead, you know, i know how i would feel i don't know how i would feel about—maybe- i don't know how i would feel about maybe quite about that, but maybe quite good .—frank— about that, but maybe quite good ._frank sinatra- . fine. hearing frank sinatra sing— . fine. hearing frank sinatra sing-radiohead- . fine. hearing frank sinatra sing radiohead isn't sing creep by radiohead isn't to— sing creep by radiohead isn't to leon— sing creep by radiohead isn't over to leon now— sing creep by radiohead isn't over to leon now with the daily man.— over to leon now with the daily man. and— over to leon now with the daily man. and the— over to leon now with the daily mail. and the french have come up wm.— mail. and the french have come up with yet— mail. and the french have come up with yet another opportunity

to—ctothes- to take all their clothes off, museum _will- to take all their clothes off, museum will have to to take all their clothes off,- museum _will have to strip museum guests will have to strip naked— museum guests will have to strip naked to— museum guests will have to strip naked to enter— museum guests will have to strip naked to enter exhibition naked to enter nude exhibition visitors— naked to enter nude exhibition visitors to— naked to enter nude exhibition visitors tolfrench_ naked to enter nude exhibition visitors to french art venue visitors to a french art venue wm— visitors to a french art venue win-tom— visitors to a french art venue win-tom to— visitors to a french art venue will told to remove their will be told to remove their clothes, — will be told to remove their clothes, and _ will be told to remove their clothes, and then they're invited— clothes, and then they're invited _ and l clothes, and then they're invited—and a| invited for a drink and a chat. now:— invited for a drink and a chat. new. |— invited for a drink and a chat. now, i actually— invited for a drink and a chat. now, i actually knew- invited for a drink and a chat. now, i actually knew about this. there's 90 minute session. there's a 90 minute session. yeah, in the museum of contemporary art in leon. i have booked a ticket with my mother and we're very excited. i'm just slightly scared that there's going to be lots of white surfaces if that's where we sit down. but mindedness, are you trying to give your mother, like some kind of heart attack .7 you some kind of heart attack? you know, she doesn't watch the show. watched show. she's never watched the show. she's never watched the show. i'm fine. show. so i'm fine. i'm fine. i wonder how many people who wonder how many people know who your but. no, no, but your mother is. but. no, no, but and— your mother is. but. no, no, but and also,— your mother is. but. no, no, but and also, you— your mother is. but. no, no, but and also, you get— your mother is. but. no, no, but and also, you get you- but. no, no, but and also, you get you get a drink. — and also, you get you get a drink. vou— and also, you get you get a drink. you get— and also, you get you get a drink. you get to- and also, you get you get a drink. /:::. g (ha and also, you get you get a drink. /wtw. gt wts�*wat and also, you get you get a- drink. you get to chat about the experience. snacks. experience. you get some snacks. hopefully this hopefully not fondue. and this is scalding , but hopefully not fondue. and this is scalding, but i am hopefully not fondue. and this is scalding , but i am curious to is scalding, but i am curious to see the state of your physical being how that will affect how you appreciate the art. yeah, there must be some correlation there must be some correlation there and well, there is a thing. isn't the french are more used— thing. isn't the french are more used de— thing. isn't the french are more used dew-deeded- g isn't the french are more used to getting naked used to literally getting naked on used to literally getting naked eueu— dud- used to literally getting naked- eueu— butlmedn on beaches and so on. but i mean i on beaches and so on. but i mean

ddduk— on beaches and so on. but i mean ”dunk-dee— on beaches and so on. but i mean ddduk-dee de— on beaches and so on. but i mean ithink-also to some- on beaches and so on. but i mean i think also to some extent i think they also to some extent deeded— i think they also to some extent possibly-better- i think they also to some extent possibly better shape. possibly are in better shape. i mean-picture- possibly are in better shape. i mean-picture it,- possibly are in better shape. i mean-picture it, i- possibly are in better shape. i mean picture it, i do mean when i picture it, i do picture,— mean when i picture it, i do picture,-know,- mean when i picture it, i do picture, know, the sort of picture, you know, the sort of deede— picture, you know, the sort of peepde ded— picture, you know, the sort of people that normally stand people that i normally stand bedded— people that i normally stand behind-look- people that i normally stand behind-look at- people that i normally stand behind look at some behind trying to look at some art behind trying to look at some ddld— behind trying to look at some ddld daddy— behind trying to look at some art-a gallery and- behind trying to look at some art a gallery and it would art in a gallery and it would just— art in a gallery and it would just-hideous.— art in a gallery and it would just hideous. yeah, but just be hideous. yeah, but p055ibly_ just be hideous. yeah, buti p055ibly_°f possibly they have a lot of very deeded— possibly they have a lot of very slender, _willowy - slender, elegant, willowy figures,— slender, elegant, willowy figures, maybe, i don't know , figures, maybe, i don't know, maybe— figures, maybe, i don't know, maybe dye— figures, maybe, i don't know, maybe i've seen— figures, maybe, i don't know, maybe i've seen films, maybe i've seen some films, reada— maybe i've seen some films, reade-de- maybe i've seen some films, reade-dd ,- maybe i've seen some films, renoir,-do , you'rei renoir, and they do, you're added— renoir, and they do, you're telling-yeah- renoir, and they do, you're telling yeah anyway, we've telling me? yeah anyway, we've got telling me? yeah anyway, we've dad to — telling me? yeah anyway, we've ad ad dea— telling me? yeah anyway, we've got to get through— telling me? yeah anyway, we've got to get through the last eeupde— got to get through the last eeupde ef— got to get through the last couple of stories in two minutes.— couple of stories in two minutes. we'll stay overseas dae— minutes. we'll stay overseas over the telegraph. cow. over the telegraph. holy cow. dunking— over the telegraph. holy cow. i dunking—dud drinking bovine urine turns out tolbdd— drinking bovine urine turns out aeldadlyeu— drinking bovine urine turns out tolbddlyou .— drinking bovine urine turns out to.bad.you . yes. - drinking bovine urine turns out to bad you . yes. to be bad for you. yes. so a lot of people— to be bad for you. yes. so a lot of people india are drinking of people in india are drinking cow and say it's good cow urine and they say it's good for but i think that's for you. but i think that's utter pradesh . the joke there , utter pradesh. the joke there, it's ayurvedic medicine, which is a huge market. it's worth £7.8 billion, which in india is even more so . so, yeah, so, even more so. so, yeah, so, yeah, it could have gone for udder pradesh as well, but that would be two puns with each other mixing your puns . but other mixing your puns. but yeah, it's sort of like it's like alternative therapy . so like alternative therapy. so there's, there's a lot of sort of snake oil being sold on the internet and items are being found, which is good for you.

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