good evening. in a moment, headliners that. first, let's bnng headliners that. first, let's bring latest news bring you the latest news headlines. and in sudan, the army paramilitary group the army and paramilitary group the csf have agreed to extend csf have both agreed to extend their ceasefire for a further 72 hours here. the foreign secretary is calling on the two leaders to fully implement the truce and says evacuation flights are still ongoing. british forces have rescued almost 900 people from sudan so far and the government is urging those with british passports and visas to make their way to the airfield as soon as possible . airfield as soon as possible. here, the royal college of nursing has been forced to cut short strike action planned for

this weekend after the government won a legal challenge. the high court ruled part of the 48 hour walkout on tuesday would be unlawful . full tuesday would be unlawful. full as the ch's six month mandate for strike action will have run out the day before . the chs out the day before. the chs general secretary pat cullen says the government has lost the trust of nurses and the public. but the parliamentary under secretary for health, maria caulfield , said she's hopeful caulfield, said she's hopeful negotiations will now be able to continue . we recognise that continue. we recognise that every day of strike has an impact on patients. it's outpatient appointments , outpatient appointments, cancelled,— outpatient appointments, cancelled, tests cancelled operations— cancelled, tests cancelled operations cancelled and absolute— operations cancelled and absolute albie. you know, we don-t— absolute albie. you know, we don-t want— absolute albie. you know, we don-t want to— absolute albie. you know, we don't want to stop the right to strike, — don't want to stop the right to strike, but— don't want to stop the right to strike, but it— don't want to stop the right to strike, but it has— don't want to stop the right to strike, but it has to be done in a legal— strike, but it has to be done in a legal way.— strike, but it has to be done in a legal way. all— strike, but it has to be done in a legal way. and that's why the secretary— a legal way. and that's why the secretary of— a legal way. and that's why the secretary of state— a legal way. and that's why the secretary of state took the acllon. — secretary of state took the acllon. he— secretary of state took the action. he did— secretary of state took the action. he did hope we can then get action. he did hope we can then gel people— action. he did hope we can then gel people leek— action. he did hope we can then get people back around the table— get people back around the table, particularly rcn , to table, particularly the rcn, to try-ceme— table, particularly the rcn, to try-come le— table, particularly the rcn, to try-come to e— table, particularly the rcn, to try come to a resolution try and come to a resolution overall— try and come to a resolution overall ae— try and come to a resolution overall as well. _ try and come to a resolution overall as well. more strike ana— overall as well. more strike news and this— overall as well. more strike news and this time the rmt union has news and this time the rmt union nae announced— news and this time the rmt union has announced workers across 14 nan— has announced workers across 14

naln operators— has announced workers across 14 train operators will— has announced workers across 14 train operators will walk out on the train operators will walk out on lne gg. — train operators will walk out on lne gg. on— train operators will walk out on the 13th of may— train operators will walk out on the 13th of may after rejecting aneln— the 13th of may after rejecting ggg. latest— the 13th of may after rejecting their latest pay— the 13th of may after rejecting their latest pay offer. the general— their latest pay offer. the general secretary,- their latest pay offer. the general secretary, mick lynch, claims the rail delivery group has reneged on their original proposal and earlier the aslef union said its train drivers are planning three new strikes across may and june after turning down a 4% pay rise. the action by both unions will impact both the eurovision song contest in liverpool and the fa cup final detector is searching for the partner of a pregnant teacher who was killed in glasgow. have found a body. police launched a murder investigation after morrell sturrock was found dead on tuesday morning. she was 29 weeks pregnant and her baby didn't survive. police scotland say the body is yet to be formally identified , but it is formally identified, but it is believed to be that of her fiance, david yates, who is wanted in connection with her murder . the wanted in connection with her murder. the dup leader says the government's latest budget for

northern ireland is playing politics and punishing people . politics and punishing people. the funding allocation is likely to result in significant real term cuts to public services , term cuts to public services, and devolution is currently suspended because the dup is boycotting power sharing over post—brexit trade. but northern ireland secretary chris heaton—harris says he'll continue to hold talks with the leaders in . stormont now as leaders in. stormont now as you've been hearing on gb news today, the us talk show host gerry springer has died at the age of 79 . age of 79. the crowds loved him and he was a prominent figure on american tv networks for nearly three decades. best perhaps known for showcasing everyday family dramas on his show. television was his second career, though he previously had been a politician and served as mayor of cincinnati. the british american passed away peacefully at his

home in chicago on tv or online dab+ radio and on the tune in app. this is gb news. now it's time for headliners . time for headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm lil chris and joining— welcome to headliners. i'm lil chris and joining me- welcome to headliners. i'm lil chris and joining me for- chris and joining me for a nanny— chris and joining me for a frisky saltw— chris and joining me for a frisky gallop through tomorrow's newspapers— frisky gallop through tomorrow's nenepapen ae— frisky gallop through tomorrow's newspapers are genuine comedy legenle. — newspapers are genuine comedy legenae. nne— newspapers are genuine comedy legends. the writer— newspapers are genuine comedy legends. the writer of father ted black books and the it crowd , graham linehan and the writer of an angry letter to cumbria county council. nick the big dog. dixon that was a good letter . yeah, we did need to fix letter. yeah, we did need to fix the. i'm sorry. you're absolutely right. nick, how are you both doing .7 yeah. good, you both doing? yeah. good, good. very— you both doing? yeah. good, good. very an— you both doing? yeah. good, good. very dry bunch- 2l2: "lg? yeah. good, good. very dry bunch of 2l2» “lg? yeah. good, good. very dry bunch of papers, i good. very dry bunch of papers, l lnlnl. — good. very dry bunch of papers, l lnlnl. well— good. very dry bunch of papers, i think. well ,_ good. very dry bunch of papers, i think. well , let's— good. very dry bunch of papers, i think. will i think. well, let's not undersell the show. i think . i undersell the show. i think. i think it's going— undersell the show. i think. i think it's going to— undersell the show. i think. i think it's going to be- c. 2 i think. i think it's going to be great. it is think it's going to be great. it le an— think it's going to be great. it lean nono— think it's going to be great. it is an honour to— think it's going to be great. it is an honour to be here with enanan. — is an honour to be here with enanan. ne— is an honour to be here with graham. he is— is an honour to be here with graham. he is the- is an honour to be here with

graham. he is the writer of seminal comedic works like father ted black books. we all grew up on them. i was watching them as a kid. we loved it. them as a kid. we all loved it. and my dream that one day and it was my dream that one day i'd telly with him i'd be on the telly with him talking people. talking about trans people. and here are. here you are. here we are. here you are. anyway, let's take a quick look at front pages. at friday's front pages. the daily with daily mail leads with vindictive. talking about vindictive. let's talking about the strikes. the guardian has watchdog met may maybe failing to stop two serial killers . the to stop two serial killers. the i news has doctors stranded in sudan after uk refuses airlift . sudan after uk refuses airlift. the financial times has tories to strike sunset clause from bill to scrap eu law. the telegraph has my place in coronation proves king embraces diversity arnie. the metro has ideal diversity arnie. the metro has ideal. we've done the cup. i've got no idea what that means. ideal. we've done the cup. i've got no idea what that means . and got no idea what that means. and those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages. what's on the

front cover of the guardian? graham well, the first story is a really— graham well, the first story is a really good— graham well, the first story is a really good example of, you knoll— a really good example of, you lnorl rne— a really good example of, you know, the guardian desperately rrylng— know, the guardian desperately rrylng ro— know, the guardian desperately rrylng ro corne— know, the guardian desperately rrylng ro ap— know, the guardian desperately trying to come up with a news elon— trying to come up with a news erory no— trying to come up with a news erory anar— trying to come up with a news story now that it's— trying to come up with a news story now that it's decided to lgnore— story now that it's decided to ignore everything that doesn't fit ignore everything that doesn't nr ne— ignore everything that doesn't nr no le— ignore everything that doesn't fit its its narrative . 22g fit its its narrative. watchdog ner— fit its its narrative. watchdog met maybe failing to spot serial killers . i met maybe failing to spot serial killers. i presume met maybe failing to spot serial killers . i presume these serial killers. i presume these serial killers. i presume these serial killers have arrived from this time travelled from the 70s and 80s when there wasn't cctv because at the moment i really don't know how you can set out in a career serial killing while there's while there's cameras everywhere. yeah and also mobile pnonee— everywhere. yeah and also mobile pnonee rnar— everywhere. yeah and also mobile phones that track— everywhere. yeah and also mobile phones that track our— / and also mobile phones that track our every r— phones that track our every move. i mean,— phones that track our every move. i mean, i—i phones that track our every move. i mean, 1—1 of the penenre— move. i mean, 1—1 of the benefits of— move. i mean, 1—1 of the benefits of living in a constant ennelllanoe— benefits of living in a constant surveillance society is it's narler— surveillance society is it's narler ro— surveillance society is it's harder to kill,— surveillance society is it's harder to kill, and it's poeelply— harder to kill, and it's possibly the- harder to kill, and it's possibly the only benefit. “421?" possibly the only benefit. yeah ,-a.g_ possibly the only benefit. yeah ,-a.g-ggg_ possibly the only benefit. yeah .-anl-nnr lr-e- possibly the only benefit. yeah , -and -but it's a - , yeah. and it's. but it's a good you have say it's good one. you have to say it's nice know you're not going to nice to know you're not going to be for a hours. be tortured for a few hours. and made them better, and it's made them even better, rnongn. —rnennl and it's made them even better,| rnongn. —rnenn up. though. it's sharpened them up, i you what i mean? i think. you know what i mean? the surveillance. this the constant surveillance. this is i'm is tasteless, isn't it? i'm so sorry. clearly put some sorry. you've clearly put some rnongnr— sorry. you've clearly put some rnongnr lnro— sorry. you've clearly put some thought into this. _ you've clearly put some thought into this. nick which

loeen-r— thought into this. nick which poem-ne- thought into this. nick which doesn't-me. no,- thought into this. nick which doesn't me. no, but it doesn't surprise me. no, but it is doesn't surprise me. no, but it re enoollng— doesn't surprise me. no, but it is shocking, isn't— doesn't surprise me. no, but it is shocking, isn't it, the. is shocking, isn't it, that the. ne— is shocking, isn't it, that the. rho—aneur- is shocking, isn't it, that the. rne—anoar lll the incompetence about it, i mean, know why it's mean, i don't know why it's surprising, actually. i've said it's because everything surprising, actually. i've said it's is because everything surprising, actually. i've said it's is totallyrecause everything surprising, actually. i've said it's is totally incompetenceiing surprising, actually. i've said it's is totally incompetence ing else is totally incompetence in this country. to get else is totally incompetence in tileak untry. to get else is totally incompetence in tileak fixed to get else is totally incompetence in tileak fixed in to get else is totally incompetence in tileak fixed in my to get else is totally incompetence in tileak fixed in my house. get else is totally incompetence in tileak fixed in my house. it's a leak fixed in my house. it's taking the taking weeks. and so the officers didn't even notice the men been yeah men had been murdered. yeah i think they noticed they were dead. but that dead. probably but not that they'd been murdered. they they'd even been murdered. they didn't their pockets. didn't even check their pockets. they their they didn't write down their bafic they didn't write down their basic characteristics race basic characteristics like race and it's like the and so it's like it's like the first people to have encountered a know, a serial killer, you know, before even before serial killers were even a the 60s a thing like in the 60s or whatever was. they're whatever it was. and they're like, oh, these may be connected. like, their connected. like, that's their level sophistication. that's level of sophistication. that's what regressed level of sophistication. that's what—regressed to.| what the met is regressed to. ang— what the met is regressed to. and agaln— what the met is regressed to. one agaln lr-e— what the met is regressed to. and again, it's slightly better rnan— and again, it's slightly better rnan-nnen— and again, it's slightly better than-when they- and again, it's slightly better than when they actually than than when they actually rernrnel— than than when they actually returned _the l returned the victims to the nonse— returned the victims to the house, as-did- returned the victims to thei house, as-did-who returned the victims to the- house, as-did-who was house, as they did with who was rnar—rerrrey- that guy? of course, jeffrey nanner— that guy? of course, jeffrey dahmerijeffrey_ that guy? of course, jeffrey- dahmerijeffrey-where dahmer. jeffrey dahmer, where rney— dahmer. jeffrey dahmer, where rney-nrongnr- dahmer. jeffrey dahmer, where they-brought the- they actually brought the nonme— they actually brought the victims-yeah,- they actually brought the victims-yeah, at. they actually brought the - victims-yeah, at least victims back? yeah, at least aren't doing that in the early noughfies aren't doing that in the early noughties. they aren't doing that in the early noughties . they seem to be on noughties. they seem to be on top noughties. they seem to be on rop or— noughties. they seem to be on rop or n.— noughties. they seem to be on rop or n wnen— g they seem to be on top of it. when worked with in top of it. when i worked with in pole— top of it. when i worked with in police—training- police intelligence training from— police intelligence training from professor david canter, who had from professor david canter, who lead me— from professor david canter, who had the doughnut— from professor david canter, who had the doughnut theory, which nnlen— had the doughnut theory, which which showed— had the doughnut theory, which which showed people don't which showed that people don't oonnlr— which showed that people don't commit crimes— which showed that people don't commit crimes like murders if rney-re— commit crimes like murders if rney-re a— commit crimes like murders if they're a serial— commit crimes like murders if they're a serial killer, they non-r— they're a serial killer, they won't commit— they're a serial killer, they won't commit crimes like murders

too won't commit crimes like murders roo close— won't commit crimes like murders roo oloee ro— won't commit crimes like murders too close to their— won't commit crimes like murders too close to their house. but rney— too close to their house. but rney non-r— too close to their house. but they won't travel— too close to their house. but they won't travel too far elrner. — they won't travel too far elrner. -ger- they won't travel too far. either. _getlcrime either. so you get a crime longnnnr— either. so you get a crime doughnut-then- either. so you get a crime doughnut then smaller doughnut and then a smaller longnnnr— doughnut and then a smaller. longnnnr—so doughnut around their work. so now— doughnut around their work. so nonwer—e— doughnut around their work. so how were obsessed how the police were obsessed nlrn—r- how the police were obsessed with—i thought. how the police were obsessed with _| thought it with doughnuts. i thought it might be just that wouldn't might be just that they wouldn't kill if they had kill anyone if they had a doughnut. yeah, but the doughnut. yeah, the. but the rnlng— doughnut. yeah, the. but the rnlng rnar— doughnut. yeah, the. but the thing that kind— doughnut. yeah, the. but the thing that kind of— 23 yeah, the. but the thing that kind of the reason i rnlnl— thing that kind of the reason i rnlnl rnle— thing that kind of the reason i think this is— thing that kind of the reason i think this is a— thing that kind of the reason i think this is a non—story is rnan— think this is a non—story is nap, pkg,— think this is a non—story is that, like, the— think this is a non—story is that, like, the murders happened nerneen— that, like, the murders happened nerneen zon— that, like, the murders happened between 2014 and— that, like, the murders happened between 2014 and 2015. right and nor zone— between 2014 and 2015. right and we're not 2023 now.— between 2014 and 2015. right and we're not 2023 now. and they're ralllng— we're not 2023 now. and they're ralllng anonr— we're not 2023 now. and they're talking about about these there were four people— talking about about these there were four people murdered. was it were four people murdered. was lr nonre— were four people murdered. was lr ronre nonr— were four people murdered. was it four? four people murdered? ano— it four? four people murdered? and one— it four? four people murdered? ana n— it four? four people murdered? and sure, it was— it four? four people murdered? and sure, it was it— it four? four people murdered? and sure, it was it was onvlonely— and sure, it was it was obviously very tragic and very pal.— obviously very tragic and very pal-r— obviously very tragic and very pal-r non-r— obviously very tragic and very bad.-i don't think- obviously very tragic and very bad. i don't think failing bad. but i don't think failing to bad. but i don't think failing ro—llllere- bad. but i don't think failing to_killers is- bad. but i don't think failing to_killers is a- to spot serial killers is a gennlne— to spot serial killers is a genuine headline . i think that genuine headline. i think that is genuine headline. i think that re iner— genuine headline. i think that is just clickbait_ genuine headline. i think that is just clickbait by the guardian.— is just clickbait by the guardian. _ is just clickbait by the guardian. ola will is just clickbait by the- guardian. okay. well, moving is just clickbait by the— guardian. okay. well, moving up, moving on. what's on the front cover of the eye, nick? so the eye important newspaper. eye very important newspaper. has stranded in has nhs doctors stranded in snlan— has nhs doctors stranded in snlan aller— has nhs doctors stranded in sudan after uk— has nhs doctors stranded in sudan after uk refuse iss alrlnr. — sudan after uk refuse iss alrlnr. so— sudan after uk refuse iss airlift. g a“: sudan after uk refuse iss airlift. 3 p2 g airlift. so they've gone and it says here sudan evacuation which i thought was a pun on like sudden but not really because it hasn't been sudden . the nhs hasn't been sudden. the nhs doctors hasn't been sudden. the nhs loerore nave— g g“ 22 g“ the nhs doctors have essentially erranlel— doctors have essentially stranded argument. stranded is the argument. onvlonely— stranded is the argument. obviously done this story obviously we've done this story nae—

obviously we've done this story nae-rolllng— obviously we've done this story has-rolling for— obviously we've done this story has rolling for while. has been rolling for a while. they— has been rolling for a while. rney—ennaeeyi they prioritise the embassy alplonare— diplomats because they were nnler— diplomats because they were under—threat- diplomats because they were- under—threat-some under immediate threat and some erroneo— under immediate threat and some onrloleel-anl— under immediate threat and some criticised and they're criticised that and they're eaylng — criticised that and they're eaylng nnar— criticised that and they're saying what about the ordinary people?— saying what about the ordinaryi people?_savin9 people? and now they're saying anar— people? and now they're saying nnar-rneee — people? and now they're saying what-these _andl what about these doctors? and rney-re— what about these doctors? and they're prioritising it by people— they're prioritising it by people - have - they're prioritising it by people have british people who have a british paeepon. — passport. alicia kearns conservative said that conservative mp has said that you prioritise it like you have to prioritise it like that, whereas actually they were going just get everyone out, going to just get everyone out, but they just decided but then they just decided against all sounds against it. so this all sounds a bit against it. so this all sounds a loll-on— against it. so this all sounds a loll-on r— against it. so this all sounds a loll-on r non-r- against it. so this all sounds a bit-on, i don't know,| bit bordering on, i don't know, alennenall— a bit curveball like maybe. lean.— a bit curveball like maybe. lean. so— a bit curveball like maybe. lean. so r— a bit curveball like maybe. yeah. so i mean— a bit curveball like maybe. yeah. so i mean we- a bit curveball like maybe. yeah. so i mean we saw with afghanistan the withdrawal from afghanistan the withdrawal from afghanistan was completely bungled people bungled and there were people clinging planes and we clinging to the planes and we abandoned staff there, basically abandoned staff there, basically abandoned them to the taliban after they'd been working for the opposed the the people who opposed the taliban decades. well, the taliban for decades. well, the system is they'll system here is they'll be clinging plane. they'll clinging to the plane. they'll be like, i your clinging to the plane. they'll. be like,-i-your passport be like, can i see your passport and— be like, can i see your passport anal-one — be like, can i see your passport and-off? exactly. be like, can i see your passport and-off? exactly i be like, can i see your passport. and-off? exactly . so and kick them off? exactly. so it and kick them off? exactly. so lr-rney— and kick them off? exactly. so lr-rney-eeenl and kick them off? exactly. sol it-they-seem to it works. they always seem to leave— it works. they always seem to leave n— it works. they always seem to leave lrlrne— it works. they always seem to leave itlthe last— g they always seem to leave it the last minute. leave it to the last minute. rneee—veani leave it to the last minute.- these _yeah, that's these evacuations. yeah, that's the time it. anyway, the best time to do it. anyway, we to the daily mail. we move on to the daily mail. what's on the front cover of that? well, well, it's that? graham well, well, it's a kind of a classic daily mail story, very angry at the story, a very angry at the unions. they claim to be enanplone— unions. they claim to be champions of— unions. they claim to be champions of the- e. g“ they claim to be champions of the workers, but

rall— champions of the workers, but rall nnlone— champions of the workers, but rail unions plan— champions of the workers, but rail unions plan to cause misery for rnoneanle— rail unions plan to cause misery for thousands by— rail unions plan to cause misery for thousands by cynically rargenng— for thousands by cynicallyj targeting—final for thousands by cynically- targeting_final day targeting the fa cup final day nernv— targeting the fa cup final day derby-denv— targeting the fa cup final day derby-derby and- targeting the fa cup final day derby derby and eurovision derby, the derby and eurovision in derby, the derby and eurovision ln llverpool— derby, the derby and eurovision in liverpool. vindictive is the nealllne— in liverpool. vindictive is the headline and— in liverpool. vindictive is the headline and you know, i dunno, i headline and you know, i dunno, r really— headline and you know, i dunno, r reallv non-r.— headline and you know, i dunno, r reallv non-r. r— headline and you know, i dunno, i really don't. i i— headline and you know, i dunno, i really don't. i i it's one of nose— i really don't. i i it's one of those stories— i really don't. i i it's one of those stories where i really non-r— those stories where i really non-r lnov— those stories where i really don't know where the truth lies. it don't know where the truth lies. n eeerne— don't know where the truth lies. n ro — don't know where the truth lies. it seems to me— don't know where the truth lies. it seems to me that if striking vvorerle— it seems to me that if striking vvorerle nave— it seems to me that if striking workers have any— it seems to me that if striking workers have any leverage, it's in workers have any leverage, it's ln-ernlee— workers have any leverage, it's ln-ernlee .— workers have any leverage, it's in-strikes . that's- workers have any leverage, it's in strikes . that's where in the strikes. that's where rnelr— in the strikes. that's where their leverage _ in the strikes. that's where their leverage comes from. srnlee— their leverage comes from. srnlee are— their leverage comes from. strikes are supposed be strikes are supposed to be llernprlve— strikes are supposed to be disruptive and— strikes are supposed to be disruptive and supposed stop disruptive and supposed to stop you disruptive and supposed to stop von gernng— disruptive and supposed to stop you getting eurovision you getting to eurovision and i rnlnl— you getting to eurovision and i rnlnl-oonnrrv— you getting to eurovision and i think country could probably think the country could probably still think the country could probably ell-n— think the country could probably erlll-n-people- still operate if some people non-r— still operate if some people lon-r-ro- still operate if some people don't to eurovision. still operate if some people. don't-to eurovision. don't get to go to eurovision. yesr_ don't get to go to eurovision. yes, exactly. so— don't get to go to eurovision. yes, exactly. so i— don't get to go to eurovision. “in; lineageg so i really don't get to go to eurovision. “cit? 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influence story influence on this story whatsoever. - influence on this story whatsoever. what's influence on this story- whatsoever. _what's funny whatsoever. what what's funny anonr— whatsoever. what what's funny anonr pp — whatsoever. what what's funny about it? they're— whatsoever. what what's funny about it? 2»; ”2; g 2g about it? they're targeting the football, right? and so your immediate thought like, immediate thought is like, you know, target class know, don't target working class people. like, people. then you're like, hang on, working on, is football even working class and then you're class anymore? and then you're like, are strikers like, hang on. are the strikers even class anymore? even working class anymore? they're paid well, they're getting paid so well, these this is two middle class factions against each other while class while the actual working class are working. this are actually just working. this is and of is my theory. yeah and of course,.everybody- is my theory. yeah and ofi course,.everybody-a is my theory. yeah and of- course,.everybody-a pay course, if everybody gets a pay rnen— course, if everybody gets a pay rnenigo— course, if everybody gets a pay raise, then .go into - course, if everybody gets a pay raise, then go into a raise, then we go into a wage pnoe— raise, then we go into a wage pnoe-or— raise, then we go into a wage price-of inflation.- price spiral of inflation. and before— price spiral of inflation. and before von— price spiral of inflation. and before you know— price spiral of inflation. and before you know it, we're living in before you know it, we're living ln-eernanv— before you know it, we're living in-germany-we. in weimar, germany and we know nov— in weimar, germany and we knowj non—already how that ended up. we've already got how that ended up. we've already gor—legeneraov. - got the rampant degeneracy. so you got the rampant degeneracy. so von-lnrlarlon- you know, the inflation would vonll—lolng- you know, the inflation would would—icing on. you know, the inflation would would icing on the would just be the icing on the cale— would just be the icing on the cake—van- would just be the icing on the cake—van sayingl would just be the icing on the. cake—you saying bring cake there. are you saying bring on next phase, leo that is on the next phase, leo that is not i heard is not why not i heard that is not why we're seeing i warning we're seeing i was warning about that, possibility. anyway, that, that possibility. anyway, we the section that, that possibility. anyway, we _the section with l that, that possibility. anyway,i we _the section with the we finished the section with the meno— we finished the section with the nerro- — we finished the section with the nerro- ann - we finished the section with the metro - and the - we finished the section with thej metro- and the metro we finished the section with the. metro- and the metro is metro nick yes. and the metro is saying goodbye take care of saying goodbye and take care of yourself each the yourself and each other. the famous jerry springer catchphrase, has catchphrase, because he has sadly died an iconic figure from people our age. you know, people about our age. you know, we love jerry springer . he we love jerry springer. he always he put trash tv always i mean, he put trash tv on map. you know, it was on the map. you know, it was sort of precursor to reality tv, sort of precursor to reality tv, sort shouty people with sort of shouty people with problems. you put them on tv and

sort problems. you put them on tv and eon or— problems. you put them on tv and eon or evplolr— problems. you put them on tv and sort of exploit them.— problems. you put them on tv and sort of exploit them. _ problems. you put them on tv and sort of exploit them. but- you put them on tv and sort of exploit them. but the alfrerenoe— sort of exploit them. but the difference he difference with jerry is he always be genuinely always seemed to be genuinely sympathetic. and i kind of warm figure he seemed like a good figure and he seemed like a good quy- figure and he seemed like a good guy. absolutely. and wasn't guy. absolutely. and he wasn't he guy. absolutely. and he wasn'ti ne—rnean he wasn't judgemental. i mean, i rnlnl— he wasn't judgemental. i mean, i rnlnl rnar-e— he wasn't judgemental. i mean, i think that's the _to - he wasn't judgemental. i mean, i think that's the to his think that's the secret to his success. i think— think that's the secret to his success. i think 27 was it 27 seasons? his— success. i think 27 was it 27 seasons? his show ran for? lean. — seasons? his show ran for? lean. n— seasons? his show ran for? yeah. it didn't— seasons? his show ran for? yeah. it didn't seem- seasons? his show ran for? yeah. it didn't seem to- seasons? his show ran for? yeah. it didn't seem to have that kind of cut off point in some of the nastier versions that came along. yeah. afterwards just afterwards have that were just kind like gladiatorial kind of like gladiatorial arenas, you yeah. but arenas, you know? yeah. but i think the saddest, the saddest aspect is that what this aspect to this is that what this means is that stewart lee will write a, a piece for the guardian . and, you know, none of guardian. and, you know, none of us, none of us want that. you don't have to read it.- us, none of us want that. you don't have to read it. so- 25 25 you don't have to read it. so i 29 29 you don't have to read it. so i can seno— don't have to read it. so i can send von— don't have to read it. so i can send von sonne— don't have to read it. so i can send you some some limericks or eonernlng— send you some some limericks or something instead,— send you some some limericks or something instead, if you need to something instead, if you need ro err— something instead, if you need ro on n— something instead, if you need ro on n rne— something instead, if you need to sit in the toilet— something instead, if you need to sit in the toilet and have nave— to sit in the toilet and have have something— to sit in the toilet and have have something to read. yeah. enr— have something to read. yeah. nnr vean.— have something to read. yeah. nnr vean. perry— have something to read. yeah. but yeah. jerry jerry springer. i but yeah. jerry jerry springer. r rnlnl— but yeah. jerry jerry springer. r rnlnl lr-e— but yeah. jerry jerry springer. i think it's it'll— but yeah. jerry jerry springer. i think it's it'll be much nleeel. — i think it's it'll be much missed. and— i think it's it'll be much missed. and also he's one of nose— missed. and also he's one of rnoee-vno— missed. and also he's one of those who straddles those people who straddles pounce— those people who straddles politics entertainment. he politics and entertainment. he rne— politics and entertainment. he was the zelenskyy of minnesota . was the zelenskyy of minnesota. it's was the zelenskyy of minnesota. rr-e llnl— was the zelenskyy of minnesota. rr-e llnl or— was the zelenskyy of minnesota. it's kind of what— was the zelenskyy of minnesota. it's kind of what we're doing. it's kind of what we're doing. r voennr— it's kind of what we're doing. i wonder.we'll_ it's kind of what we're doing. i wonderlwe'll remember. it's kind of what we're doing. i wonder if we'll remember 27 seasons do you think seasons later. what do you think 7

seasons later. what do you think ? make this last? we ? can we make this last? we don't have seasons, do don't really have seasons, do we? ongoing. we're don't really have seasons, do we? allowed1going.we're don't really have seasons, do we? allowedigcleave. the don't really have seasons, do we? allowed igcleave. the news never allowed to leave. the news never allowed to leave. the news never it's never allowed to leave. the news never-it's-that- never stops. it's like that film.— never stops. it's like that film. - shoot - never stops. it's like that film. shoot horses , don't film. they shoot horses, don't rneve— film. they shoot horses, don't rneve anonr— film. they shoot horses, don't they? about the _ film. they shoot horses, don't they? about the marathon dancers. anyway, that's a bit of an eeoreno— dancers. anyway, that's a bit of an esoteric reference. you turn it an esoteric reference. you turn lr ae— an esoteric reference. you turn lr ae slnon— an esoteric reference. you turn it as simon evans.— an esoteric reference. you turn it as simon evans. that's that's rne— it as simon evans. that's that's rne nonr— it as simon evans. that's that's one rronr page— it as simon evans. that's that's the front page is— it as simon evans. that's that's the front page is done. join us in the front page is done. join us ln pan— the front page is done. join us ln pan rvo— the front page is done. join us ln pan rvo for— the front page is done. join us in part two for brexit cry—babies- in part two for brexit cry—babies biden's cheat sheet and— cry—babies biden's cheat sheet and ne— cry—babies biden's cheat sheet and the garden— cry—babies biden's cheat sheet and the garden going right wing. rlnallv— and the garden going right wing. rlnallv see— and the garden going right wing. rlnallv von— and the garden going right wing. finally see you in— and the garden going right wing. finally see you in a

radio. . iwelcome radio. - iwelcome back lano- — l welcome back to radio. welcome back to headliners with me, leo - welcome back to headliners with leo leane— . welcome back to headliners with me, leo kearse. i'm— . welcome back to headliners with me, leo kearse. i'm joined— welcome back to headliners with me, leo kearse. i'm joined by eranan— me, leo kearse. i'm joined by graham linehan— me, leo kearse. i'm joined by graham linehan and nick the big dog .— graham linehan and nick the big dog . moon.— graham linehan and nick the big dog . plvon. ler-e— graham linehan and nick the big dog . dixon. let's continue with dog. dixon. let's continue with the dog. dixon. let's continue with rne eronee— dog. dixon. let's continue with rne eronee .— dog. dixon. let's continue with the stories . kicking dog. dixon. let's continue with the stories. kicking things off vlrn— the stories. kicking things off vlrn rne— the stories. kicking things off with the times— the stories. kicking things off with the times and good news for anonev— with the times and good news for anonev valrlng— with the times and good news for anyone waiting sponge bath. anyone waiting on a sponge bath. the anyone waiting on a sponge bath. rne-ernle— anyone waiting on a sponge bath. rne-ernle le— anyone waiting on a sponge bath. the-strike is going- anyone waiting on a sponge bath. the strike is going to the nurses strike is going to enl— the nurses strike is going to end early.— the nurses strike is going to end early. graham / end early. graham yeah, that's it . end early. graham yeah, that's n. rr-e— end early. graham yeah, that's it. it's going to end early. graham yeah, that's it . it's going to the nurses it. it's going to the nurses strike. there's a bit more to it rnan— strike. there's a bit more to it rnan mar.— strike. there's a bit more to it rnan rnar. r— strike. there's a bit more to it than that. i mean,— there's a bit more to it than that. i mean, there's incompetence— than that. i mean, there's incompetence in the unions. rnere-e.— incompetence in the unions. rnere-e. — incompetence in the unions. there's. yeah,— incompetence in the unions. there's. 24292 2l2;”r2; there's. yeah, there's incompetence in the unions. apparently they something apparently they did something

legally and that legally wrong. and it means that the strike is going to end one day early. but it sounds to me like it's news because like it's good news because it's going people back going to bring people back around the and going around the table and it's going to and it to be less disruption. and it seems points have been seems like the points have been made feel like made and it doesn't feel like it's that. i don't it's like that. i don't understand why this such understand why this is such it's going it's going to bring going to it's going to bring people around the table. the bad thing there's thing is that there's a dead peon— thing is that there's a dead. person—because person on that table because of the person on that table because of rne-r— person on that table because of rne-r mean— person on that table because of the-i mean, this- person on that table because of the-i mean, this is- person on that table because of the i mean, this is the the strike. i mean, this is the incompetence— the strike. i mean, this is the incompetence here about the unions—they'rel incompetence here about the. unions—they're so unions is ridiculous. they're so aller— unions is ridiculous. they're so arrer—ernle- unions is ridiculous. they're so after—strike ballot,j after passing the strike ballot, rnev— after passing the strike ballot, rnev nan— after passing the strike ballot, rnev lead a— after passing the strike ballot, rnev lead a elv— after passing the strike ballot, they had a six month window nato and ne— they had a six month window nato and this scheduled— they had a six month window nato and this scheduled the strike onrelle— and this scheduled the strike outside that— and this scheduled the strike outside that window, which is iner— outside that window, which is just nonsensically idiotic. they can-r— just nonsensically idiotic. they ean-r worl— just nonsensically idiotic. they ean-r work a— just nonsensically idiotic. they can't work a calendar. well i all— can't work a calendar. well i all eav— can't work a calendar. well i all say. leo— can't work a calendar. well i did say, leo, incompetence is evervvnere— did say, leo, incompetence is everywhere _and - did say, leo, incompetence is everywhere-and it- did say, leo, incompetence is everywhere ' 2 everywhere now. and it says andrew burns. kc representing the the rcn had the government, said the rcn had been in looking at been incompetent in looking at the calendar we've been the calendar. we've all been there. looking there. we're looking at our calendar know, think, calendar. you know, we think, oh, headlines on friday. oh, it's year. you know, i've it's next year. you know, i've missed so many shows. how can you look at a calendar? and you not look at a calendar? and yeah, and yeah, it's absolute madness. and i if, by the i also wonder if, by the way, a sort of legal strike, it's quite an odd concept well, isn't an odd concept as well, isn't it, as you said before, strikes

are meant to disrupt. it's are meant to disrupt. so it's kind like queensberry rules kind of like queensberry rules of the strike. and now this one. kind of like queensberry rules ofind strike. and now this one. kind of like queensberry rules ofind strinuited now this one. kind of like queensberry rules ofind strinuite strange.is one. i find that quite strange. anyway the anyway but do you think the nurses have actually lost people because are the least because the nurses are the least popular people to alienate? obviously, sort obviously, the government sort of very bad idea of war on nurses a very bad idea pr wise, but you the pr wise, but do you think the nurses this kind thing nurses with this kind of thing are lose are starting to actually lose people what? well, there's an people or what? well, there's an lnrereerlng— people or what? well, there's an interesting line— people or what? well, there's an interesting line here— , well, there's an interesting line here where they say—noel- say they've taken the most rrnerel — say they've taken the most trusted profession through the conne— trusted profession through the courts—trusted. courts by the least trusted people.— people. and while it's true rnal—rlre- people. and while it's true that,-mps are. people. and while it's true. that,-mps are very people. and while it's true- that,-mps are very are that, you know, mps are very are not that, you know, mps are very are nor-rrnererl— that, you know, mps are very are not-trusted,-was- not well trusted, there was a elon— not well trusted, there was a erorv reeenrlv— not well trusted, there was a story recently about the number of story recently about the number or rapes— story recently about the number or rapee rnar— story recently about the number of rapes that have— story recently about the number of rapes that have started nappenlng— of rapes that have started happening in— of rapes that have started happening in hospitals that i am really— happening in hospitals that i am really surprised.— happening in hospitals that i am really surprised. it's still not rnrar-o— really surprised. it's still not major news. and— really surprised. it's still not major news. and now they're ralllng— major news. and now they're talking about— major news. and now they're talking about putting body cams on nurses , which— talking about putting body cams on nurses , which i— talking about putting body cams on nurses , which i think is on nurses, which i think is a rernnle— on nurses, which i think is a terrible idea.— on nurses, which i think is a terrible idea. but— on nurses, which i think is a terrible idea. but but it it llnl— terrible idea. but but it it llnl or— terrible idea. but but it it kind of shows— terrible idea. but but it it kind of shows that, like if rnere— kind of shows that, like if rnere are— kind of shows that, like if there are cops— kind of shows that, like if there are cops ,- kind of shows that, like if there are cops , it's saving there are cops, it's saving measures to be- there are cops, it's saving measures to be made or changes to measures to be made or changes ro ne— measures to be made or changes ro be male. — measures to be made or changes ro be made no— measures to be made or changes to be made. it's insecurity and ne— to be made. it's insecurity and no n— to be made. it's insecurity and no n parlenr— to be made. it's insecurity and it's in patient safety. you know . so— it's in patient safety. you know . so r— it's in patient safety. you know . so r non-r— it's in patient safety. you know , so i don't know,— it's in patient safety. you know , so i don't know, it feels , , so i don't know, it feels, agaln— , so i don't know, it feels, agaln llle— , so i don't know, it feels, again, like a— , so i don't know, it feels, again, like a major story has been— again, like a major story has been ellppel— again, like a major story has been slipped to— again, like a major story has been slipped to one side to talk

anonr— been slipped to one side to talk anonr a— been slipped to one side to talk about a strike— been slipped to one side to talk about a strike ending a day. i rnlnl— about a strike ending a day. i rnlnl a— about a strike ending a day. i think a nurses— about a strike ending a day. i think a nurses strike- about a strike ending a day. i think a nurses strike is- about a strike ending a day. i think a nurses strike is pretty big news. it is. but it's ending the day early. is the story ending early because of union incompetence? i who'd incompetence? i mean, who'd have thought incompetent union? thought an incompetent union? i know. socialist. know. incompetent socialist. i just can't believe it. my mind is blown . but, i mean, i think is blown. but, i mean, i think it shows. oh, of course i'm. of course i mean, course i'm loving it. i mean, i love it when people get back to work. i mean, don't go on strike if don't want to do if you. if you don't want to do your don't your your job. just don't do your job. is that on that job. my worry is that on that day, the nurses, instead of being on strike, they're going to not to be like, well, i'm just not going be very good at being going to be very good at being a nurse today. i'll sort go nurse today. i'll sort of go slow body slow nursing work to rule body cam based. they can't do that vlrn— cam based. they can't do that vlrn nonv— cam based. they can't do that with body cams— r2.p2 2 they can't do that with body cams earlier, so rnar-ll— with body cams earlier, so rnar-ll-rr-e- with body cams earlier, so. that'll-it's-one that'll stop that. it's not one of that'll stop that. it's not one or-r-n— that'll stop that. it's not one or-r-n noplng— that'll stop that. it's not one of i'm hoping dropping an of the i'm hoping dropping an organ— of the i'm hoping dropping an organlrne— of the i'm hoping dropping an organlrne nav— organ on the way to the rraneplanr. — organ on the way to the transplant. always saying transplant. i'm always saying evervrnlng— transplant. i'm always saying everything decay. everything is cultural decay. enr— everything is cultural decay. but _ necessity i everything is cultural decay. but necessity for but i think the necessity for nnreee-nolv- but i think the necessity for nurses body cams is nurses to have body cams is one of nurses to have body cams is one or-loveer— nurses to have body cams is one or-loveer-ln- nurses to have body cams is one of-lowest-in this- of the lowest points in this mumm— of the lowest points in this countryv renn— of the lowest points in this country, isn't it? ”r2; country, isn't it? like they're a nightclub in a car, bouncer a nightclub in a car, a bouncer in car. what were the figures in a car. what were the figures of in a car. what were the figures or—rnere- in a car. what were the figuresj or—rnere of that of that story? there was eonernlng— of that of that story? there was eonernlng-lr— of that of that story? there was something-it was- of that of that story? there was something it was something something like it was something lneanelr— something like it was something lneanelr va— something like it was something insane,-it was 30— something like it was something insane, it was 30 rapes a insane, like it was 30 rapes a week— insane, like it was 30 rapes a week-oo— insane, like it was 30 rapes a week-so or- insane, like it was 30 rapes a week-30 or sexual. week or it was 30 or sexual aeeanlre— week or it was 30 or sexual

aeeanlre a— week or it was 30 or sexual assaults a week. - week or it was 30 or sexual assaults a week. surely that's me— assaults a week. surely that's rne rnlng— assaults a week. surely that's the thing that— assaults a week. surely that's the thing that should the thing that we should all be ralllng— the thing that we should all be talking everything talking about over everything else. — talking about over everything else. r— talking about over everything else. r mean— talking about over everything else. 922» talking about over everything else. 22 922». else. i mean, you've got to understand nhs a understand as well, the nhs is a huge i ifs understand as well, the nhs is a huge i it's the huge estate. i think it's the largest europe. and largest employer in europe. and so , so many people are treated so, so many people are treated by the nhs, you know, 30 a week, although sounds alarmingly although it sounds alarmingly high . it's not, you know , just high. it's not, you know, just by sheer dilution of numbers that's within your manageable guidelines, is it? that's like, no, that's like collateral too, you know ? i mean, you're going you know? i mean, you're going to have a certain amount of crime especially within crime and especially within hospitals, know, they assume hospitals, you know, they assume people to be and people are going to be good. and so you can just walk in there. i'm surprised when i walk i'm always surprised when i walk into stuff you can into nick stuff that you can just wander, wander just you can just wander, wander in. scrap nhs anyway, in. let's scrap the nhs anyway, the next story, the next story sees the normal left wing guardian making surprise plea guardian making a surprise plea for free market thatcherite business policies. nick yeah, it is a bit isn't it? so it says nnmner— is a bit isn't it? so it says nnmner ro— is a bit isn't it? so it says number 10 says- is a bit isn't it? so it says number 10 says uk- . . .7’ so it says number 10 says uk extremely arrraorlve— number 10 says uk extremely attractive for— number 10 says uk extremely attractive for business after rlloroeom— attractive for business after microsoft broadside and it's llnl— microsoft broadside and it's llnl-or— microsoft broadside and it's llnl-or a- microsoft broadside and it's llnl-or a le- microsoft broadside and it's kind-of a is it- microsoft broadside and it's kind of a is it though kind of a bit of a is it though neoanee— kind of a bit of a is it though neoanee me— kind of a bit of a is it though because the brad— kind of a bit of a is it though because the brad smith, the rreellenr— because the brad smith, the president of— because the brad smith, the president of microsoft, i pelleve— president of microsoft, i believe they _ president of microsoft, i believe they were supposed to

rake — believe they were supposed to rake over— believe they were supposed to take over activision blizzard pm— take over activision blizzard on men— take over activision blizzard on men n— take over activision blizzard but then it was— take over activision blizzard but then it was blocked by the clare— but then it was blocked by the cma competition _ but then it was blocked by the cma competition markets anrnonrv— cma competition markets authority and _ cma competition markets authority and he's then hit out at authority and he's then hit out ar onr— authority and he's then hit out ar oonnrrv— authority and he's then hit out at our country saying that mere-e— at our country saying that rnere-e a— at our country saying that there's a clear— at our country saying that there's a clear message here. rne— there's a clear message here. rne rnropean— there's a clear message here. the european union a more the european union is a more arrraerlve— attractive place to start a pnemeee. — attractive place to start a business-if- attractive place to start a business. if you want to business. yeah if you want to sell— business. yeah if you want to eelllanl— business. yeah if you want to eelllanl-nlr- business. yeah if you want to sellland-hit back. business. yeah if you want to sell and hit back and sell it and sunak hit back and earn,— sell it and sunak hit back and an, n..— sell it and sunak hit back and an, no, no— sell it and sunak hit back and said, no, no, that's not borne on— said, no, no, that's not borne onr-raere.— said, no, no, that's not borne out-facts. uk- said, no, no, that's not borne out-facts. uk last- said, no, no, that's not borne out facts. uk last year out by the facts. uk last year beame— out by the facts. uk last year became-third— out by the facts. uk last year became .third-inl became the third country in the nonl— became the third country in the world ro — became the third country in the world to have— became the third country in the world to have a— became the third country in the world to have a tech sector valnel— world to have a tech sector valnel ar— world to have a tech sector valnel ar r— world to have a tech sector valued at 1 trillion behind only cnlna— valued at 1 trillion behind onlyi cnlna—so china and the united states. so he china and the united states. so ne—rne- china and the united states. so ne—rne ease- china and the united states. soj he _the case. and he said that's not the case. and pm— he said that's not the case. and nnr-smlrn— he said that's not the case. and nnr-smlrn gnv— he said that's not the case. and but-smith guy is- he said that's not the case. and but smith guy is basically but this smith guy is basically eavlng— but this smith guy is basically eavlng me— but this smith guy is basically eavlng lr-e nor— but this smith guy is basically saying it's not this sort of rarallee— saying it's not this sort of paradise promised. paradise we were promised. it's not paradise we were promised. it's nor—on- paradise we were promised. it's nor—on rnamee.| paradise we were promised. it's. not—on thames. we not the singapore on thames. we vvereer—peon- not the singapore on thames. we. were—person wanted were we wanted the person wanted rnar. — were we wanted the person wanted man up— were we wanted the person wanted rnar. llz rrnee— were we wanted the person wanted that. liz truss was— were we wanted the person wanted that. liz truss was booted out, of that. liz truss was booted out, or-so— that. liz truss was booted out, or-so ve— that. liz truss was booted out, of-so we haven't- of course. so we haven't had mar.— of course. so we haven't had man—mean- of course. so we haven't had that.-mean therei of course. so we haven't hadi that.-mean there is of course. so we haven't had. that.-mean there is a that. so yeah, i mean there is a general—expen- that. so yeah, i mean there is a general—expert on. general i'm not an expert on rneee—real- general i'm not an expert on these—read the. these things. you read the panama..— these things. you read thei economist,_on economist, you're better on meso— economist, you're better on neon-le- economist, you're better on mean-re a- economist, you're better on. these,-is a genuine these, but there is a genuine reellng— these, but there is a genuine reellng-ve-re— these, but there is a genuine feeling we're overregulated feeling that we're overregulated and feeling that we're overregulated anal—or- and overtaxed. and of course games— and overtaxed. and of course games-a— and overtaxed. and of course games-a massive- and overtaxed. and of course games a massive industry, games are a massive industry, even though they're mainly plavel— even though they're mainly plavelllonelv- even though they're mainly played lonely manchildren. played by lonely manchildren. i mean—marel mean, i'm just kidding. that's opvlonelv— mean, i'm just kidding. that's obviously audience, obviously my target audience, but obviously my target audience, lam—someone- obviously my target audience, but someone who but i seem like someone who nonle— but i seem like someone who none—iner- but i seem like someone who would _just the. but i seem like someone who. would _just the last would game, but i just the last r— would game, but i just the last r plavel— would game, but i just the last one i played was— would game, but i just the last one i played was was goldeneye. but one i played was was goldeneye. gap-n— one i played was was goldeneye. nnr-lr eonnel— one i played was was goldeneye. but-it sounds like- one i played was was goldeneye. but it sounds like we but yeah, it sounds like we enonll— but yeah, it sounds like we should-sound- but yeah, it sounds like we should sound like we're should it does sound like we're overregulated. _ overregulated. well, yeah. and this overregulated. well, yeah. and rnle—r— overregulated. well, yeah. and rms—r mem- overregulated. well, yeah. and rms—r .- overregulated. well, yeah. and this—i mean , 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what do you think? well, no, i was only what do you think? well, no, i onlv golng— what do you think? well, no, i onlv golng ro— what do you think? well, no, i was only going to add- �*fvl29. »2:g» 22 7 well, no, i was only going to add that, llle— was only going to add that, age, von— was only going to add that, like, you know,— was only going to add that, like, you know, further in like, you know, further down in me— like, you know, further down in rnle-lr-e— like, you know, further down in this-it's-that. this piece, it's revealed that amenoa— this piece, it's revealed that enema—le- this piece, it's revealed that america—is also| america and europe is also oppose— america and europe is also oppose-merger- america and europe is also oppose-merger .- america and europe is also oppose merger. so it's not oppose this merger. so it's not to oppose this merger. so it's not o oo— oppose this merger. so it's not ro lo vlrn— oppose this merger. so it's not to do with brexit.— oppose this merger. so it's not to do with brexit. it's not to do to do with brexit. it's not to lo vlrn— to do with brexit. it's not to do with britain's— to do with brexit. it's not to do with britain's position in in the situation— do with britain's position in in the situation .— do with britain's position in in the situation . it's— do with britain's position in in the situation . it's to do with the situation. it's to do with rrvlng— the situation. it's to do with rrvlng ro— the situation. it's to do with rrvlng ro erop— the situation. it's to do with trying to non a_ the situation. it's to do with trying to stop a very, very kind of trying to stop a very, very kind or ploarel— trying to stop a very, very kind of bloated monopoly , you know, of bloated monopoly, you know, so of bloated monopoly, you know, so r— of bloated monopoly, you know, so r ean— of bloated monopoly, you know, so r me— of bloated monopoly, you know, so i mean, the size— of bloated monopoly, you know, so i mean, the size of the deal as vell— so i mean, the size of the deal as well le— so i mean, the size of the deal as well is something around £65 nllllon— as well is something around £65 nllllon or— as well is something around £65 billion or dollars. _ as well is something around £65 billion or dollars. ' 2»2 billion or dollars. and so mar-e— billion or dollars. and so that's that's a huge deal. it would create a huge, you know, megalith in the market. and so we have we have regular regulatory frameworks there to stop big business creating these monopolies or duopolies. stop big business creating these monopolies or duopolies . so monopolies or duopolies. so you'd think the guardian would come out and be like, we're glad that the government has stepped in to stop big business, you know, distorting the market like this. but instead, you know, because a chance to have because it's a chance to have a p0p because it's a chance to have a pop at brexit, they're saying, oh no, this is bad. yeah okay. i've i i've changed my mind. i knew vnen—rnei i've changed my mind. i knew| vnen—rne en, when someone praises the eu, it's when someone praises the eu, lr-e-eneplolone.- when someone praises the eu, it's-suspicious. so- it's always suspicious. so he iner— it's always suspicious. so he iner namel— it's always suspicious. so he just wanted to _ it's always suspicious. so he just wanted to monopoly just wanted to have a monopoly and— just wanted to have a monopoly anal—nor— just wanted to have a monopoly anal—nor ler- just wanted to have a monopoly and-not let him. i and we've just not let him.

olav. — and we've just not let him. olav. ivon— and we've just not let him. olavlvon lnov- and we've just not let him. . okay..you know-britain and we've just not let him. - okay..you know-britain is okay. do you know why britain is so of things when it comes so ahead of things when it comes to computer gaming? this is an interesting story because to computer gaming? this is an in rains ing story because to computer gaming? this is an in rains ing ittory because to computer gaming? this is an in rains ing it won'tecause to computer gaming? this is an in rains ing it won't beise it rains outside. it won't be too because rains too long because it rains outside, because clive outside, but also because clive sinclair 80s created this sinclair in the 80s created this computer, the z 81, and then the spectrum that were absolutely useless for the vast majority of people. but like it was made for coders . so it kind of created coders. so it kind of created a generation of coders and that's why computer games are so big in the uk because yeah, because clive sinclair turned everybody into nerds. amazing. and then gor— 2 amazing. and then we've got codemasters, the nrrmap — we've got codemasters, the bitmap brothers— we've got codemasters, the bitmap brothers , of those. bitmap brothers, all of those. anyway,— bitmap brothers, all of those. anywavr -vare- bitmap brothers, all of those.- anyway,-wars continue anyway, the brexit wars continue in anyway, the brexit wars continue ln-relegrapn— anyway, the brexit wars continue in .telegraph with _ anyway, the brexit wars continue in telegraph with kemi in the telegraph with kemi nalenoon— in the telegraph with kemi badenoch disappointing some rnroeeeprloe— badenoch disappointing some eurosceptics. _ badenoch disappointing some eurosceptics . c.” 2429 22 badenoch disappointing some eurosceptics. c / eurosceptics. grim yeah, but this is quite funny. rishi sunak said he was going to abolish more than 4000 eu laws, but apparently, like they've brought that down to 80. and this is enraging brexiteers who are saying things like about kemi badenoch. this, this blows her leadership chances. she will lose a third of the party. you know, 800 i think. is it 800. sorry. yeah. so but it's like

it's like you know, there's no description in the piece as to which which laws are actually in danger here or which laws are being targeted. they all seem to being targeted. they all seem to be environmental laws, right? yeah. and again, it's one of those things, well, where you know, read it and i just know, i just read it and i just thought, you she's thought, well i bet you she's got good reason. i bet she's got good reason, you know. nick, do you do you good reason, you know. nick, do von no von agree— good reason, you know. nick, do you do you agree with- 32 nick, do you do you agree with graham? i eon— you do you agree with graham? i eon or— you do you agree with graham? i eon or no. — you do you agree with graham? i sort of do. and— you do you agree with graham? i sort of do. and don't.- you do you agree with graham? i sort of do. ' 2»2 »2»:g»22 . sort of do. and don't. so the headune sort of do. and don't. so the headline a misleading headline is a little misleading that they're to be that they're unlikely to be scrapped by december 31st. but then that once if then the worry is that once if labour in, never be labour get in, they'll never be scrapped. does scrapped. right. and it does seem i why people say seem i can see why people say it's betrayal because of it's a betrayal because of course brexit was to people course brexit was to most people primarily laws primarily about borders and laws . cared about . some people cared more about the that was what . some people cared more about the people that was what . some people cared more about the people thought|at was what . some people cared more about the people thought it was what most people thought it was about. of course the idea we about. so of course the idea we can't control own laws. can't control our own laws. they're rishi be they're saying rishi will be livid. saying ruins they're saying rishi will be livi chances saying ruins they're saying rishi will be livi chances of, aying ruins they're saying rishi will be livi chances of, ayingknow, uins his chances of, you know, winning the leadership. and she did this, this is according to brexiteers, right ? she did brexiteers, right? she did describe herself as the child of roger scruton and thomas sowell and of them wouldn't and both of them wouldn't probably eu laws

probably wouldn't want eu laws to a it's great to men have a it's a great question, it's 2023 because question, but it's 2023 because you scruton would be he you know scruton would be he would be of more would be sort of more nationalistic concerned with primacy of place thomas primacy of place and thomas sowell concerned about sowell would be concerned about the so both the free market. so both them would to out the would want to come out of the eu. so this is why feel eu. so this is why people feel let by rye here. but let down by kim rye here. but graham that may graham is saying that she may have reason. i do have had a good reason. i do understand she is very understand because she is very smart and pragmatic. so there may be reasons scenes may be reasons behind the scenes why this. and why she's doing this. and obviously, lot of why she's doing this. and- obviously,llot of-laws, obviously, a lot of these laws, vou— obviously, a lot of these laws, von-rnev-re— obviously, a lot of these laws,i von-rnev-re-golng you know, they're not all going to you know, they're not all going ro—rnar— you know, they're not all going ro—rnar ve- you know, they're not all going to _that we need. you know, they're not all goingi to _that we need to to be junk laws that we need to iner— to be junk laws that we need to inn—sale— to be junk laws that we need to inn—sale or- to be junk laws that we need to just—sake of it.- just scrap for the sake of it. and— just scrap for the sake of it. ana-m— just scrap for the sake of it. ana-m ve— just scrap for the sake of it. and-if we just- just scrap for the sake of it. and if we just scrap and i think if we just scrap rnem — and i think if we just scrap rnem inv— and i think if we just scrap them by arbitrary date them all by an arbitrary date vlrnonr— them all by an arbitrary date without properly— them all by an arbitrary date without properly scrutinising mem,— without properly scrutinising mem-vene— without properly scrutinising them, we're going to throw them, then we're going to throw a—vlrn- them, then we're going to throw a—vlrn rne- a lot of baby out with the narnvarer. — a lot of baby out with the bathwater. yeah, a lot of baby out with the- bathwater. yeah,-but it's bathwater. yeah, yeah. but it's the bathwater. yeah, yeah. but it's rho-iner— bathwater. yeah, yeah. but it's ale-inn r— bathwater. yeah, yeah. but it's the just i scrap the eu, so just i would scrap them on principle. anyway, them all on principle. anyway, them all on principle. anyway, the now with them all on principle. anyway, the - now with proof . the telegraph now with proof mar— the telegraph now with proof that the mainstream media are in the that the mainstream media are in rne-or— that the mainstream media are in rne-or-nllen- that the mainstream media are in the-of-biden, quite. the pocket of joe biden, quite literally.— the pocket of joe biden, quite literally. nick— the pocket of joe biden, quite literally. nick yes, this is classic— literally. nick yes, this is classic-so- literally. nick yes, this is classic-so joe. literally. nick yes, this is- classic-so joe biden classic biden. so joe biden caught sheet during caught using cheat sheet during a it has a press conference and it has quite things like it quite amusing things like it says, you a block says, how are you a block capital your domestic capital squaring your domestic priorities? and the reason they do to tell him that it do that is to tell him that it means him because he's had this thing with the cue cards

thing before with the cue cards that you here and we've that say, you sit here and we've been through this before. it is quite ridiculous, quite amusing and ridiculous, but this actually isn't even but this one actually isn't even the worst one that he's done. probably even mean, i probably even today. i mean, i just clip on twitter where just saw a clip on twitter where he cannot this he said we cannot win this re—election excuse me, we can only trump like only re—elect donald trump like he wrong twice. and, he he got it wrong twice. and, you he the and you know, he said the black and tans thing. so in terms of biden gaffes, this doesn't rate that highly because he's remembering names. to remember highly because he's remembering names. things. to remember highly because he's remembering names. things. if to remember highly because he's remembering names. things. if youemember highly because he's remembering names. things. if you think )er names and things. if you think about devil prada about the devil wears prada classic know, classic film, they you know, meryl someone there meryl streep had someone there to the names of to just tell her the names of people trying to people because you're trying to remember amount of names. remember a huge amount of names. what's more disturbing is probably the idea that, you know, press and know, the press questions and you're of rigging press you're kind of rigging the press conference. exactly. and this is this—the- conference. exactly. and this is this—the fourth- this is the worry. the fourth estate — this is the worry. the fourth estate-supposed- this is the worry. the fourth estate supposed to be there estate is supposed to be there to how— estate is supposed to be there to hem powe— estate is supposed to be there to hold power, to— estate is supposed to be there to hold power, to account. and, you—tem- to hold power, to account. and,| you—tem-tem you know, we're told we're told that,— you know, we're told we're told that, you— you know, we're told we're told moo, you know,— you know, we're told we're told that, you know, channels such as gb that, you know, channels such as ea _wewe— that, you know, channels such as ea _wewe e,- that, you know, channels such as ea _wewe is, you. that, you know, channels such as. gb _news is, you know, gb news or gb news is, you know, is gb news or gb news is, you know, ie-ooneoirooy— is spreading conspiracy theories.— is spreading conspiracy theories. _gb. is spreading conspiracy- theories.-gb news is one theories. and but gb news is one of the— theories. and but gb news is one ot the tew— theories. and but gb news is one of the few channels— theories. and but gb news is one of the few channels that isn't in of the few channels that isn't to note— of the few channels that isn't tn-oootet ot— of the few channels that isn't in-pocket of main- of the few channels that isn't in pocket of main stream of in the pocket of main stream of the ot— in the pocket of main stream of the ot the— in the pocket of main stream of the of the leftist— the of the leftist establishment. so i mean, the of the leftist— establishment. so i mean, this showe— establishment. so i mean, this

shows that— establishment. so i mean, this shows that they're _ establishment. so i mean, this shows that they're not just tethe— shows that they're not just tetthg hhh — shows that they're not just letting him know what the oueettohe— letting him know what the questions are.— letting him know what the questions are. he's got it all whtteh— questions are. he's got it all whtteh out. — questions are. he's got it all written out. he's— questions are. he's got it all written out. he's probably whthg— written out. he's probably whtho hte— written out. he's probably writing his joe— written out. he's probably writing his joe biden's team are prohohty— writing his joe biden's team are htohohty whtho— writing his joe biden's team are probably writing these oueettohe— probably writing these questions. it seems very euehtotoue— questions. it seems very suspicious and very conspiratorial when there are to the press— conspiratorial when there are to the peso ont— conspiratorial when there are to the press and the— conspiratorial when there are to the press and the and the hottttotohe— the press and the and the politicians should be to people who— politicians should be to people who oe— politicians should be to people who ot— politicians should be to people who are at loggerheads . / who are at loggerheads. yeah, i totottw— who are at loggerheads. yeah, i totally oeeg— who are at loggerheads. yeah, i totally agree. but i just don't think that this story illustrates that particular problem. i think it's it sounds to me like this is a perfectly standard bunch of things , standard bunch of things, especially for biden, who, as you say, is getting on and probably doesn't have a kind of quick command of things in the same way that someone like obama would have or clinton. you know, you're seeing joe biden isn't quite sharp . well, he did say at quite sharp. well, he did say at one point youthful vigour. he did say at one point the president added that americans were going to americans were, quote, judge whether or quote, going to judge whether or not i have or don't have it. not i have it or don't have it. but he did say that to a parking metre. yeah, but but he's metre. yeah, but but but he's but he said with regard to age, i can't say i guess. how

i can't even say i guess. how old i am. i can't even say the number. doesn't register with number. it doesn't register with me. neither does light me. but then neither does light stimuli. mean like at one stimuli. i mean like at one point the guy said, like the president received a note from a member of staff that said, sir, there's something on your chin now, unless unless it's like , now, unless unless it's like, you know, i don't know someone's penis. that's not really that bad a thing to for someone to pass a note to that happens on headunes pass a note to that happens on headlines all the time. when he was hosting. but— headlines all the time. when he was hosting. but the— headlines all the time. when he was hosting. but the even- : e when he was hosting. but the even but hete— was hosting. but the even but tet-e he— was hosting. but the even but let's be honest— was hosting. but the even but let's be honest though even the notw— let's be honest though even the dotty heoet— let's be honest though even the daily beast here— let's be honest though even the daily beast here very lefty is saving— daily beast here very lefty is eowhg the— daily beast here very lefty is saying the press— daily beast here very lefty is saying the press can't really do its saying the press can't really do to job— saying the press can't really do to job h— saying the press can't really do to job h the— saying the press can't really do its job in the briefing room if the whtte— its job in the briefing room if the whtte-h- its job in the briefing room if the white is picking the white house is picking and ohooeho— choosing the questions. absolutely. _ absolutely. and we've certainly hot— absolutely. and we've certainly had—feelingl had that. i've had the feeling ohwwow— had that. i've had the feeling ohwwow-htteh- anyway, with the biden administration, not so much htteh— administration, not so much- biden,-administration, biden, the biden administration, that—wtth- biden, the biden administration, that—wtth the| that it's all very cosy with the peso. — that it's all very cosy with the press. -obviously- that it's all very cosy with the press. obviously love them. press. they obviously love them. and.— press. they obviously love them.| who—toot and, you know, but then the last the— and, you know, but then the last the-over— and, you know, but then the last line-over them,— and, you know, but then the last line over them, they line here over them, they opptowt— line here over them, they applaud _eats. line here over them, they applaud eats an applaud when he eats an ice tts— applaud when he eats an ice cream. it's-last- applaud when he eats an ice cream. it's-last line- applaud when he eats an ice cream. l l “chi; cream. it's the last line here. yeah. no, a total it's a yeah. no, it's a total it's a total log rolling exercise. all that of but then at total log rolling exercise. all thatend, of but then at total log rolling exercise. all thatend, here's but then at total log rolling exercise. all thatend, here's i but then at total log rolling exercise. all thatend, here's i love then at total log rolling exercise. all thatend, here's i love therway the end, here's i love the way the end, here's i love the way the telegraph this. the telegraph reports this. however journalists with however several journalists with experience covering the white

house later twitter that house later said on twitter that it was normal to give the press office a heads up about topics in advance. are you not a journalist? do you not know this ? they read some tweets. they eat— ? they read some tweets. they read some tweets and went, whoa . anyway, the mail reports on workshv— . anyway, the mail reports on workshy hotte— anyway, the mail reports on workshy brits taking advantage of workshy brits taking advantage ot etch— workshy brits taking advantage ot etot pow— workshy brits taking advantage ot etot pow opt— workshy brits taking advantage of sick pay and benefits to sit at home— of sick pay and benefits to sit at home watching netflix. graham etow— at home watching netflix. graham etow wow— at home watching netflix. graham otow wow the— at home watching netflix. graham okay, now this one— at home watching netflix. graham okay, now this one i was trying to get— okay, now this one i was trying to get my— okay, now this one i was trying to get my heat— okay, now this one i was trying to get my head around it like oppopehtw— to get my head around it like oppopehtw ht— to get my head around it like apparently it says we need a vtotohoh— apparently it says we need a victorian style— apparently it says we need a victorian style health drive to get thousands— victorian style health drive to get thousands of— victorian style health drive to get thousands of people back to wow. — get thousands of people back to wow. so.— get thousands of people back to wow. so, you— get thousands of people back to work. so, you know,- get thousands of people back to work. so, you know, at this at this, you know, when the first health drive came around, it was because because of diseases with names like coffin, lung and stuff like this. and now it's because people are watching , you because people are watching, you know, gogglebox much . and know, gogglebox too much. and it's but but it seems to me that this is not a problem of getting people back to work. we discovered through covid and also through the fact that technology is advancing so quickly and making so many things obsolete that there really isn't any reason to get back to work. you know, like

it's we're entering into a sort of post—work phase , as it seems of post—work phase, as it seems to be. we're getting that that owtomotet— to be. we're getting that that automated luxury— we're getting that that automated luxury communism that the ewowtoh— automated luxury communism that the guardian dreams of. but i'm shocked— the guardian dreams of. but i'm shocked that— the guardian dreams of. but i'm shocked that the— the guardian dreams of. but i'm shocked that the figures here so the toot— shocked that the figures here so the toot ot— shocked that the figures here so the lack of people— shocked that the figures here so the lack of people dropping out of the lack of people dropping out ot the— the lack of people dropping out of the workforce _ the lack of people dropping out of the workforce through through etotheee— of the workforce through through sickness which— of the workforce through through sickness which know, some of sickness which you know, some of it, sickness which you know, some of ttlthow— sickness which you know, some of ttlthow ho— sickness which you know, some of it,-know, no doubt— it, you know, no doubt is tegtthhote— it, you know, no doubt is legitimate sickness. you legitimate sickness. but, you know—te- legitimate sickness. but, you know—h thet- legitimate sickness. but, you know, is just going know, some of it is just going to—who— know, some of it is just going to—who ehhowetl to be people who enjoyed twtowgh— to be people who enjoyed furlough and— to be people who enjoyed furlough and to furlough and want it to hhote— furlough and want it to continue. and it's costing the uk economy— continue. and it's costing the uk economy £43— continue. and it's costing the uk economy £43 billion a year. hte— uk economy £43 billion a year. he ehoothg— uk economy £43 billion a year. it's shocking. and— uk economy £43 billion a year. it's shocking. and they're eowhg— it's shocking. and they're eowhg we— it's shocking. and they're saying we need a victorian style heotth— health drive. let's get victorian drive , victorian style labour drive, let's kids back up let's get those kids back up chimneys that's what let's get those kids back up chimnthis that's what let's get those kids back up chimnthis country that's what let's get those kids back up chimnthis country great. right made this country great. right off, tick tock and up- : (with. 3 right off, tick tock and up those ohhhhewe — off, tick tock and up those chimneys. yeah, yeah. and i was, i chimneys. yeah, yeah. and i was, t-htewtewhg— chimneys. yeah, yeah. and i was, i-interviewing-ticel i was interviewing richard tice toothy—trop- i was interviewing richard tice totow—ttop hwl today not to name drop my potooet— today not to name drop my podcast-called- today not to name drop my podcast called the current today not to name drop my podca but called the current today not to name drop my podca but he called the current today not to name drop my podca but he was.led the current today not to name drop my podcabut he was sayings current today not to name drop my podca but he was saying that �*ent today not to name drop my podca but he was saying that we thing but he was saying that we ooh-t— thing but he was saying that we ooh-t ootwottw— thing but he was saying that we don't actually need mass immigration— don't actually need mass immigration we can utilise immigration if we can utilise our-workforce. - immigration if we can utilise our workforce. immigration if we can utilise- our-workforce. the people our latent workforce. the people out ot— our latent workforce. the people out of which is how we incentivise people out of work to in. it's to get them back in. and it's not calling lazy and not just calling them lazy and scroungers, need to scroungers, but we need to actually pay, to actually make work pay, don't to we, sort this yeah, well, we, sort this out. yeah, well, and do with nhs and it's also to do with nhs reform. so this is about

sickness. so to do sickness. so it's also to do with making nhs work as well with making the nhs work as well obviously. but it sickness ? i obviously. but is it sickness? i mew-heath— obviously. but is it sickness? i mean,-really saying- mean, they're really saying thew-te— mean, they're really saying they're _them - mean, they're really saying they're-them to - mean, they're really saying they're them to just they're getting them to just ethno— they're getting them to just stand up.— they're getting them to just stand up. top— they're getting them to just stand up. you know, sounds stand up. you know, it sounds oe—ot- stand up. you know, it sounds more like a kind of a, a peeehhht— more like a kind of a, a peeehhht .— more like a kind of a, a pessimist. hmm. that's kind of otteothg— pessimist. hmm. that's kind of affecting people— pessimist. hmm. that's kind of affecting people or a sense of toottowh— affecting people or a sense of lockdown, doom _ affecting people or a sense of lockdown, doom . “43?“ and affecting people or a sense of lockdown, doom . / and that's lockdown, doom. yeah. and that's going— lockdown, doom. yeah. and that's gohg to— lockdown, doom. yeah. and that's gohg to get— lockdown, doom. yeah. and that's gohg to get oe— lockdown, doom. / and that's going to get worse and worse when— going to get worse and worse when thhge— going to get worse and worse when things like— going to get worse and worse when things like i start taking peopte-e— when things like i start taking over people's people's. “43?“ over people's people's. yeah. aho— over people's people's. yeah. who oottthg— over people's people's. yeah. and calling them lazy and scroungers not them scroungers might not get them back fun. back to work, but it is fun. anyway, time for another anyway, it's time for another breather. coming up, have breather. but coming up, we have trans bearded trans politicians, bearded bndes trans politicians, bearded brides and steven spielberg. see you a

channel. britain is watching . channel. britain is watching. welcome back to headliners. were— welcome back to headliners. wehe gohg— welcome back to headliners. wehe gohg to— welcome back to headliners. we're going to get straight back into we're going to get straight back hto ht— we're going to get straight back hto tt wtth— we're going to get straight back into it with the _ we're going to get straight back into it with the mail, which eweoet— into it with the mail, which eweoet the — into it with the mail, which reveals the lgbtq ba.2 sa plus . reveals the lgbtq ba.2 sa plus. hthe— reveals the lgbtq ba.2 sa plus. plus, indoctrination in schools hoe— plus, indoctrination in schools hoe teen— plus, indoctrination in schools has been remarked highly successful. _ has been remarked highly successful. nick leila a bit of a successful. nick leila a bit of o tootet— successful. nick leila a bit of o tootet wow— successful. nick leila a bit of a loaded way of— successful. nick leila a bit of a loaded way of setting that up. but a loaded way of setting that up. hot yeah.— a loaded way of setting that up. hot yeah. the— a loaded way of setting that up. but yeah, this is— a loaded way of setting that up. but yeah, this is in— a loaded way of setting that up. but yeah, this is in the- a loaded way of setting that up. but yeah, this is in the mail.- a loaded way of setting that up. but yeah, this is in the mail. a record i in 4 high school students say they are gay,

bisexual questioning their bisexual or questioning their sexuality . official data sexuality. official cdc data shows . and it's double the shows. and it's double the amount in so it's . 75.5% amount in 2015. so it's. 75.5% of 14 to 18 year olds said they were hep sexual in 2021. and yeah, anyway, so it's gone. so current rates by 2032, if" a“ p l so current rates by 2032, everybody is current rates by 2032, everybody he gohg— current rates by 2032, everybody he gohg to— current rates by 2032, everybody he gohhg to he— current rates by 2032, everybody he gohhg to he gow— current rates by 2032, everybody is going to be gay, basically. that-e— is going to be gay, basically. that's basically— is going to be gay, basically. that's basically it.— is going to be gay, basically. that's basically it. and- is going to be gay, basically. that's basically it. and then you've got someone here from the ohio state university claiming it's to do with increased acceptance. it's like, yeah, there's that. but there's also there's that. but there's also the propaganda in the constant propaganda in schools, in the media and the social contagion aspect the social contagion aspect and the fact not cool to be fact that it's not cool to be a straight white man who wants to fact that it's not cool to be a str.like, white man who wants to fact that it's not cool to be a str.like, white i'm�*l who wants to fact that it's not cool to be a str.like, white i'm anho wants to fact that it's not cool to be a str.like, white i'm a straightts to be like, yeah, i'm a straight white like, we white male. like, yeah, we all hate you. well, there's a cis flag the cis flag is just flag and the cis flag is just three right? right. three grey lines, right? right. so no, no kid is so of course, no, no kid is going— so of course, no, no kid is gohhglwoht— so of course, no, no kid is gohhglwoht to- so of course, no, no kid is going want to be represented going to want to be represented by going to want to be represented to three— going to want to be represented by thee grey— going to want to be represented by three grey lines. 4:3. going to want to be represented by three grey lines. v/hzh. by three grey lines. you be the hated— by three grey lines. you be the hated grey lines. i've by three grey lines. v./h1:4 : g; l i've never hated grey lines. i've never seen hated grey lines. i've never eeehlhohwowt— hated grey lines. i've never seenllanyard with- hated grey lines. i've never seenllanyard with the- hated grey lines. i've never- seenllanyard with the .flag seen a lanyard with the cis flag on seen a lanyard with the cis flag ohlhet-e— seen a lanyard with the cis flag ohlhet-e etoht— seen a lanyard with the cis flag on let's start wearing it. on it. let's start wearing it. hete— on it. let's start wearing it. het-e-weothhg- on it. let's start wearing it. let's-wearing them- on it. let's start wearing it. let's-wearing them on. on it. let's start wearing it. let's wearing them on this let's start wearing them on this show then show to represent. but then you've a more you've got a guy, a more sensible from the heritage sensible guy from the heritage think that think tank in the us saying that that social. says that that it's social. he says that you know it's obviously since the increase in studies

the increase in gender studies and things and and all these kind of things and he says the is he actually says it's the us is an apparently much an outlier apparently it's much higher us. yeah and also higher in the us. yeah and also ot— higher in the us. yeah and also ot the— higher in the us. yeah and also some of this-be- higher in the us. yeah and also some of this-be just- some of this could be just peophe— some of this could be just peophe-h- some of this could be just people-i mean. some of this could be just people-i mean queue people because i mean the queue _ people because i mean the queue ot— people because i mean the queue ot the— people because i mean the queue size of the lgbtq_ people because i mean the queue size of the lgbtq spectrum is het— size of the lgbtq spectrum is hwet wow— size of the lgbtq spectrum is hwet you ooh— size of the lgbtq spectrum is hwet you thet— size of the lgbtq spectrum is just you can just say that wow-he— just you can just say that y0're gweeh— just you can just say that we gweeh .— just you can just say that you're queer. yeah. and it toeeh-t— you're queer. yeah. and it doesn't really— you're queer. yeah. and it doesn't really mean anything . doesn't really mean anything. vow— doesn't really mean anything. you ooh-t— doesn't really mean anything. you don't have— doesn't really mean anything. you don't have to— doesn't really mean anything. you don't have to have any same sex relationship— you don't have to have any same sex relationship ipsis it's just a sex relationship ipsis it's just o teehhhg. — sex relationship ipsis it's just a feeling. there— sex relationship ipsis it's just a feeling. "h“h1:;1:; sex relationship ipsis it's just a feeling. “h1:;1h1:; sex relationship ipsis it's just a feeling. there was a hilarie couple on only connect who are straight and called themselves queer and because they're straight, the husband overcompensates by by wearing an earrings and like ballgowns and you know and the woman just has short hair and so they think this is like a huge advance in i guess straight technology, you know , so it's but like there's know, so it's but like there's a there's a brilliant line in here that says teens are anonymously surveyed on a multitude of factors from their mental health, sexual identity and whether they use drugs or carry weapons. if only they were having so fun . you know,

having so much fun. you know, this is the most sexless drugless generation yet, except unless you're talking about cross—sex hormones and they're completely miserable, you know? so this is a really good kind of piece in terms of, you know, it just shows that what's happened is that there are a thousand more categories that kids can put themselves into , and none of put themselves into, and none of them are making them happy , you them are making them happy, you know? yeah. i mean, it says more then— know? yeah. i mean, it says more than hott— know? yeah. i mean, it says more the hot ot— know? yeah. i mean, it says more than half of female— , “hilt? 1“ i mean, it says more than half of female high schoolers_ than half of female high schoolers identify as schoolers who identify as hheexwoh— schoolers who identify as bisexual seriously bisexual have seriously eohehteet— bisexual have seriously- considered—suicide. considered attempting suicide. aho— considered attempting suicide. who—hte.- considered attempting suicide. who—hte. eh- considered attempting suicide. and—like, oh, it'sl and nobody says like, oh, it's heeowee— and nobody says like, oh, it's because-don't- and nobody says like, oh, it's because-don'tiin- and nobody says like, oh, it's because don't in and or because they don't fit in and or whatever. — because they don't fit in and or whatever. - really, - because they don't fit in and or whatever. really, you whatever. but really, you hhoghhe— whatever. but really, you imagine because they're imagine it's because they're wwtheehhe— vulnerable anyway. they've got some mental issues anyway, and then—the- some mental issues anyway, and then—this stuff- then they have all this stuff thrown— then they have all this stuff thrown _wouldj then they have all this stuff. thrown _would be then they have all this stuff- thrown _would be my thrown at them. that would be my theow— thrown at them. that would be my thew-vehe— thrown at them. that would be my theory-yeah. yeah.- thrown at them. that would be my theory-yeah. yeah. i- theory anyway. yeah. yeah. i think know, think it's like, you know, there's once a one there's i remember once a one school, there was a mental health awareness week, know, health awareness week, you know, and one saying and they had one person saying their from it, their child came back from it, wasn't ever . and wasn't happy ever, ever. and from that moment that happened, they weren't happy afterwards. yeah, suddenly yeah, because they were suddenly aware mental health. aware of their mental health. yeah. right. and they've got that— yeah. right. and they've got that ethgho— yeah. right. and they've got that stigma and— v425? 1“ right. and they've got that stigma and that label ottoehet— that stigma and that label attached to— that stigma and that label attached to them. v425? 1“ “hip attached to them. yeah. they

thew— attached to them. yeah. they know something to know there's something to worry about. it's funny. always about. it's funny. it's always the—oe— about. it's funny. it's always the—are-most the people who are the most tepeeeet— the people who are the most depressed who _ the people who are the most depressed who know exactly who everybody—andl everybody else should live and how—he- how the world should be structured _ how the world should be structured anyway , moving on, structured anyway, moving on, got— structured anyway, moving on, we've got telegraph now in a we've got the telegraph now in a tone— we've got the telegraph now in a tehe—wow-hh- we've got the telegraph now in a tehe—wow-hh getl trans politician says you'll get htoot—ht- trans politician says you'll get htoot—ht wowl trans politician says you'll get. blood _if you don't blood on your hands if you don't tehehthoh— blood on your hands if you don't transition children.— blood on your hands if you don't transition children. i'm pretty ewe—thet- transition children. i'm pretty sure—that the- transition children. i'm pretty. sure _that the wrong sure they've got that the wrong way— sure they've got that the wrong wow-graham — sure they've got that the wrong way graham well , yeah, way round. graham well, yeah, ohwhowetw. — way round. graham well, yeah, obviously. imean,_ way round. graham well, yeah, obviously. g“h1:;”h1:; obviously. i mean, there's this very strange going in very strange thing going on in america where, like, it just seems that democrats seem to not understand what they're doing to children with these with these procedures , you know, and they procedures, you know, and they have people like this guy and he is a guy. his name is zahawi zephyn is a guy. his name is zahawi zephyr. long hair, but zephyr. he's got long hair, but it's a man, you know, there's not many i know who are not many women i know who are champions at super smash brothers. he's kind of like brothers. and he's kind of like comes from a very much of a kind of incel background . and now of incel background. and now he's his hair long and he's grown his hair long and he's grown his hair long and he's going front of he's going in front of a legislator and saying that they must perform irreversible surgeries on children. you know, he should not be anywhere near any kind of levers of power .

any kind of levers of power. he's a danger to children. and in fact , no, he's not. he's- d 1i.“ and in fact , no, he's not. he's been in fact, no, he's not. he's been hohhet— in fact, no, he's not. he's been hohhet tom— in fact, no, he's not. he's been banned from the— in fact, no, he's not. he's been banned from the us state house. whet— banned from the us state house. whet eph— banned from the us state house. nick yeah, exactly— banned from the us state house. nick yeah, exactly .— banned from the us state house. nick yeah, exactly . and- banned from the us state house. nick yeah, exactly . and as- nick yeah, exactly. and as graham says, he's sort of he's into super smash brothers. he actually wrote abandoned actually wrote an abandoned master's on master's thesis on transhumanism. so he's been obsessed with transhumanism. also posted kind of also has posted kind of sexualised manga and anime . sexualised manga and anime. pretty strange stuff. i did a bit of research and yeah, like you opposites . well, you say, it's opposites. well, this blood on this idea, they have blood on their i mean, we've just their hands. i mean, we've just seen an 18 year old boy in holland a holland died trying to make a vagina out of colon. he vagina out of his colon. he died. i mean, i know it's horrific. people horrific. sorry for people watching it watching the five mbappe, but it is this is what's happening. and that because was put on that was because he was put on hormones, puberty blockers. then his genitals develop then his genitals didn't develop ewtthehehttw— then his genitals didn't develop sufficiently-the- then his genitals didn't develop sufficiently the new sufficiently to create the new woghho— sufficiently to create the new woghho tom — sufficiently to create the new vagina from enough material. so exoettw— vagina from enough material. so exoettw the— vagina from enough material. so exactly the same— vagina from enough material. so exactly the same thing that happened— exactly the same thing that happened to— exactly the same thing that happened to susie green's son, who— happened to susie green's son, who see— happened to susie green's son, who susie green— happened to susie green's son, who susie green was the boss of thermome— who susie green was the boss of remote . — who susie green was the boss of mermaids. and— who susie green was the boss of mermaids. and it— who susie green was the boss of mermaids. '1“: l who susie green was the boss of mermaids . '“c g cokeqccq who susie green was the boss of mermaids . '“c g tippoitzglyp mermaids. and it was exactly the same thing. they didn't have enough to work with because the his genitalia were so stunted after because he after the hormones because he was from the age of was put on them from the age of four years right? yeah. four years old, right? yeah. i mean, this seems mean,

mean, this seems like i mean, for mean, for something that i mean, obviously, transgender obviously, you know, transgender people the rest, people exist and all the rest, but mean, historically, it's but i mean, historically, it's been it's been a small been it's been quite a small percentage population. percentage of the population. and know, for so and now, you know, for so many peopte— and now, you know, for so many people-identifying - and now, you know, for so many people identifying as people to be identifying as hop—thew— people to be identifying as- non—binary_whatever, non—binary or trans or whatever, opt—oh- non—binary or trans or whatever, opt—oh pwhehtwl and then being put on puberty htoetehe— and then being put on puberty blockers and— and then being put on puberty blockers and put— and then being put on puberty blockers and put on this sort of ehhootet— blockers and put on this sort of railroaded onto— blockers and put on this sort of railroaded onto all— blockers and put on this sort of railroaded onto all these thhhge.— railroaded onto all these things, should be a final eotwthoh— things, should be a final solution to— things, should be a final solution to this type of stuff. they— solution to this type of stuff. thew shooto— solution to this type of stuff. they should not— solution to this type of stuff. they should not be- solution to this type of stuff. they should not be the- solution to this type of stuff. they should not be the first stop. you know, the idea that cutting off healthy body parts or taking irreversible drugs is the first thing you do. i think i really do think there should be jail sentences for people who've been think. i think there will who've been think. i think there whtt he. — who've been think. i think there whtt be h— who've been think. i think there will be. i think— who've been think. i think there will be. i think this— who've been think. i think there will be. i think this will- 1“ i think there will be. i think this will be ot— will be. i think this will be ot the— will be. i think this will be one of the big— will be. i think this will be one of the big medical scandals of one of the big medical scandals ot ow— one of the big medical scandals ot thee.— one of the big medical scandals of our time. and— one of the big medical scandals of our time. and we can see the etee— of our time. and we can see the rates-bulimia— of our time. and we can see the rates-bulimia and— of our time. and we can see the rates bulimia and anorexia rates of bulimia and anorexia howe— rates of bulimia and anorexia have come-close- rates of bulimia and anorexia have come close to close to have come down close to close to hh teehoge— have come down close to close to zero in teenage-and- have come down close to close to zero in teenage and it's zero in teenage girls, and it's been— zero in teenage girls, and it's. been _transitioning. been replaced by transitioning. wett— been replaced by transitioning. wet—that.- well, one of the things that, like if you look at like you see if you look at images they post images that because they post them on on, on instagram and stuff, images young girls stuff, but images of young girls who've double who've just had double mastectomy is nine times out of ten. you look at the images and you can see scars along their arms because they have been

self—harm ming this self—harm. ming and so this final bit of self—harm is just the one that's given for some bizarre reason , a kind of pass bizarre reason, a kind of pass by society as being somehow wonderful . it's a by society as being somehow wonderful. it's a disgusting and disgraceful. i'm not even eohwhheet— disgraceful. i'm not even convinced the _ h: gf i'm not even convinced the telegraph should use convinced the telegraph should the— convinced the telegraph should use the phrase— convinced the telegraph should use the phrase transgender wowth— use the phrase transgender wowth. thew-e— use the phrase transgender youth. they're saying republican teghetotote— youth. they're saying republican legislators have— youth. they're saying republican legislators have sought to ban heotth— legislators have sought to ban heath-tot— legislators have sought to ban health for transgender health care for transgender wowth— health care for transgender wowth-toee- health care for transgender- youth. - does - mean? youth. so what does that mean? wewottw— youth. so what does that mean? wewottw ht— youth. so what does that mean? usually it means— youth. so what does that mean? usually it means a— youth. so what does that mean? usually it means a confused kid who—tethe- usually it means a confused kid who _tells his- who then someone tells his tehegehteh— who then someone tells his tehegehteh .— who then someone tells his transgender. most cases, transgender. in most cases, like wow— transgender. in most cases, like wow-cont— transgender. in most cases, like wow-eoh-t he— transgender. in most cases, like you-can't be this- transgender. in most cases, like you can't be this many you say, it can't be this many tene— you say, it can't be this many the peopte. — you say, it can't be this many trans people. _not- you say, it can't be this many trans people. not even trans people. so i'm not even eohwhheet— trans people. so i'm not even convinced_phrase.| trans people. so i'm not even- convinced_phrase. and convinced about that phrase. and if convinced about that phrase. and ht—thhe— convinced about that phrase. and ht—thhe tho- convinced about that phrase. and if_this kind of- if you can't say this kind of the— if you can't say this kind of thhhg he— if you can't say this kind of thing is wrong,— if you can't say this kind of thing is wrong, you've lost your thhhg.— thing is wrong, you've lost your thhhg—anew.- thing is wrong, you've lost your. mind—anyway, moving thing is wrong, you've lost your. mirwe've-anyway, moving thing is wrong, you've lost your mirhhtti; 31:4 l “g thing is wrong, you've lost your on, we've got the mail. and in an unusual twist, indian an unusual twist, an indian bridal a hairy bridal magazine has a hairy woman cover. yeah, woman on the front cover. yeah, this islnon—binary_ this is a non—binary indian oethwhet— this is a non—binary indian activist, alok_ this is a non—binary indian activist, alok vaid—menon is. am i activist, alok vaid—menon is. am h phohowhehhg— activist, alok vaid—menon is. am i pronouncing that— activist, alok vaid—menon is. am i pronouncing that correctly? aho— i pronouncing that correctly? who eo— i pronouncing that correctly? who eo he — i pronouncing that correctly? and so he appeared on the bride, a cover of brides.— and so he appeared on the bride, a cover of brides. today. you've phohohtw— a cover of brides. today. you've phohohtw eeeh— a cover of brides. today. you've probably seen it— a cover of brides. today. you've probably seen it on— a cover of brides. today. you've probably seen it on twitter. it was going around twitter. and it is was going around twitter. and it he—phetwe- was going around twitter. and it he—phetwe .- is bizarre, ludicrous picture. aho— is bizarre, ludicrous picture. who we— is bizarre, ludicrous picture. who we-the— is bizarre, ludicrous picture. and we the images. okay and we have the images. okay good.— and we have the images. okay goot. thew-e— and we have the images. okay good. they're describing it in the-he— good. they're describing it in the-he thhhg- good. they're describing it in the-is taking a- good. they're describing it in the is taking a stance for the mail, is taking a stance for morphoge— the mail, is taking a stance for marriage equality. it's really thhhg— marriage equality. it's really taking—marriage taking a stance for marriage tepewhtw. — taking a stance for marriage depravity. absolutely depravity. and it's absolutely

otewwh—hwl depravity. and it's absolutely. otewwh—hw the absurd. and this person, by the way— absurd. and this person, by the way .— absurd. and this person, by the wow . he— absurd. and this person, by the wow . he know— absurd. and this person, by the way , is known .the- absurd. and this person, by the way , is known the past for way, is known in the past for totthhg— way, is known in the past for talking about— way, is known in the past for talking about little and talking about little girls and eowhhg— talking about little girls and eowhhg-ho- talking about little girls and saying no princesses . saying there are no princesses. thttte—thhtw. - saying there are no princesses. little _ kinky. so | little girls are also kinky. so hoot— little girls are also kinky. so hoot owow— little girls are also kinky. so back away from _ little girls are also kinky. so back away from the child would be back away from the child would he wow— back away from the child would be your children— back away from the child would be your children are not as hhhoeeht— be your children are not as hhhoeeht oe— be your children are not as innocent as you _ be your children are not as innocent as you think. ti; h: innocent as you think. he said, veoh— innocent as you think. he said, veoh .— innocent as you think. he said, veoh . h— innocent as you think. he said, veoh . h neon— innocent as you think. he said, yeah , i mean which is which is yeah, i mean which is which is crazy. so paedophilic level etwtt— crazy. so paedophilic level etwtt to— crazy. so paedophilic level stuff to stuff— crazy. so paedophilic level stuff to stuff to _ f so paedophilic level stuff to stuff to say. but here hee— stuff to stuff to say. but here hee he— stuff to stuff to say. but here hee he he— stuff to stuff to say. but here here he is on— stuff to stuff to say. but here here he is on the— stuff to stuff to say. but here here he is on the front cover or thew— here he is on the front cover or thew he— here he is on the front cover or they is wherever— here he is on the front cover or they is wherever pronouns there the— they is wherever pronouns there thhe he— they is wherever pronouns there thhe he soeho— they is wherever pronouns there this is sacha baron cohen level etwtt— this is sacha baron cohen level etwtt heh-t— this is sacha baron cohen level etwtt heh-t ht— this is sacha baron cohen level stuff isn't it ? _ this is sacha baron cohen level stuff isn't it 7 i— this is sacha baron cohen level stuff isn't it ? 1“ stuff isn't it? i mean this is like south park. this is ridiculous. interesting thing. i thhh— ridiculous. interesting thing. i thhht—he- ridiculous. interesting thing. ii thhht—he-hwt think this i could be wrong, but he— think this i could be wrong, but i've seen-hanging- think this i could be wrong, but i've seen hanging around i've seen them hanging around ohe— i've seen them hanging around one h— i've seen them hanging around one h thhh— i've seen them hanging around and i think this— i've seen them hanging around and i think this is— i've seen them hanging around and i think this is the man who tott— and i think this is the man who tote-shhth— and i think this is the man who told-smith-he- and i think this is the man who told smith he would do told sam smith that he would do much— told sam smith that he would do much better— told sam smith that he would do much better if— told sam smith that he would do much better if he— told sam smith that he would do much better if he started petehohhg— much better if he started pretending that people on pretending that people were on hth— pretending that people were on hte-hte— pretending that people were on him-like this- pretending that people were on him-like this at- pretending that people were on him like this at his him and stuff like this at his gigs-— him and stuff like this at his ghge. hthght— him and stuff like this at his 9i95- right you— him and stuff like this at his gigs. right. you know, i think thot-e— gigs. right. you know, i think thot-e whee— gigs. right. you know, i think that's where the— gigs. right. you know, i think that's where the influence is eohhhg— that's where the influence is eohhhg-thote- that's where the influence is coming that's his coming from, is that's his mohoehg— coming from, is that's his manager-like,- coming from, is that's his- manager-like,-know, manager. it's like, you know, who— manager. it's like, you know, who-guy— manager. it's like, you know, who-gww thot- manager. it's like, you know, who guy that maharishi who was the guy that maharishi thot— who was the guy that maharishi thot the— who was the guy that maharishi that the beatles— who was the guy that maharishi that the beatles went to see? hthghte— that the beatles went to see? hthghte thte— that the beatles went to see? right? like his— that the beatles went to see? right? like his version of that. except— right? like his version of that. except-ot— right? like his version of that. except-of telling- right? like his version of that. except of telling them except instead of telling them to-he-e— except instead of telling them to-he's telling- except instead of telling them to he's telling them to meditate, he's telling them to meditate, he's telling them to wow— to meditate, he's telling them to wow-whheh— to meditate, he's telling them to you _which is- to meditate, he's telling them to you which is fairly to you know which is fairly heotthw— to you know which is fairly healthy forehead. jti to you know which is fairly- healthy-forehead. do you healthy to his forehead. do you thhh— healthy to his forehead. do you thhhtlwow— healthy to his forehead. do you think-you think— healthy to his forehead. do you think you think this bridal think do you think this bridal magazine might have a bud magazine might have done a bud light here and, you know, it

might alienate some women might alienate some some women who looking forward to who might be looking forward to the day and not appreciate the big day and not appreciate a big, burly, bloke on the big, burly, hairy bloke on the front ? yeah. do you think front cover? yeah. do you think that's also, by that's possible? and also, by the wow.— that's possible? and also, by the wow. the— that's possible? and also, by the way, the male— that's possible? and also, by the way, the male is- that's possible? and also, byi the way, the male is _the the way, the male is using the phhoee— the way, the male is using the phhoee thee— the way, the male is using the phrase there promoted the phrase there a lot, promoted the covet-thet— phrase there a lot, promoted the cover their instagram. cover on their own instagram. why— cover on their own instagram. why-capitulating- why are you capitulating to thee— why are you capitulating to these—already. why are you capitulating to. these—already over. these terms? it's already over. the— these terms? it's already over. the hotee— these terms? it's already over. the males shouldn't be using thee— the males shouldn't be using thee . — the males shouldn't be using thee . whw— the males shouldn't be using there . why are— the males shouldn't be using there . why are they- the males shouldn't be using there. kitty 311i: 1“; the males shouldn't be using there. “g there. why are they buying into this donelan. yeah yeah. there's an interesting about an interesting story about though, why pronouns are though, about why pronouns are still used so prominently still being used so prominently in these stories, but apparently if it was something like a, let's , a person who's been let's say, a person who's been accused of a crime and they use female pronouns, if the judge uses female pronouns by law, the journalists have to do so too. so this is a case of the language being being captured throughout society . and we have throughout society. and we have to actually get into all these into the judge's guidebook , into into the judge's guidebook, into the ipsis guidelines . and they the ipsis guidelines. and they they all have to be changed. so victims of a of a of a rapist then— victims of a of a of a rapist theh howe— victims of a of a of a rapist then have to— victims of a of a of a rapist then have to refer to the rapist wehhg— then have to refer to the rapist wehhg ehe—

then have to refer to the rapist oehhg ehe het— then have to refer to the rapist using she her in— then have to refer to the rapist using she her in court. / using she her in court. yeah. wett— using she her in court. yeah. wett thee-e— using she her in court. yeah. well, there's an— using she her in court. yeah. well, there's an there was a woman grandmother named maria mclachlan who was punched on speaker's corner by a 20 year old man and he got a lighter sentence because maria refused to use male female pronouns for him. oh, my god . so the him. oh, my god. so the misgendering_ him. oh, my god. so the misgendering was- 1“ cit“ chit: so the misgendering was seen 1“ cit“ cit: so the misgendering was seen as pophehmept— misgendering was seen as punishment. yeah, that is hthewtowe— punishment. yeah, that is ridiculous .— punishment. yeah, that is ridiculous . anyway, the times ridiculous. anyway, the times ohe— ridiculous. anyway, the times now and stephen spielberg egete— now and stephen spielberg regrets himself . censorship. regrets himself. censorship. whet— regrets himself. censorship. whet eh— regrets himself. censorship. whet oh weoh— regrets himself. censorship. nick oh yeah. _ regrets himself. censorship. nick oh yeah . 1“ "g nick oh yeah. steven spielberg taking guns out of it was a mistake . so in the original one mistake. so in the original one they had guns, but then he replaced them with walkie talkies. they're chasing that, andifs talkies. they're chasing that, and it's much harder to chase down alien with a walkie down an alien with a walkie talkie you're going talkie unless you're going to reason course. and reason with him, of course. and he's he shouldn't have reason with him, of course. and he's that he shouldn't have reason with him, of course. and he's that . he shouldn't have reason with him, of course. and he's that . andhhouldn't have reason with him, of course. and he's that . and heildn't have reason with him, of course. and he's that . and heildn'tno ve reason with him, of course. and he's that . and heildn'tno film done that. and he says no film should revised based the should be revised based on the lenses. either lenses. we now are either voluntarily or being to voluntarily or being forced to peer thought, is peer through. and i thought, is he about china? because he talking about china? because hollywood china hollywood capitulates to china all time just about all the time is just about money, right . and they're money, right. and they're basically by so basically owned by china. so i agree you know, agree with him. and you know, and alluding to things and if he's alluding to things like roald dahl or things like that, you know, obviously you should intact.

should leave things intact. how they albie. but they were absolute albie. but these days, hollywood's capitulating all the time because, like say, financial because, like you say, financial interests in china and doing awful know, cut awful things, you know, to cut out that would think out things that we would think were because might were fine because china might not i mean, would not like them. i mean, would you do not like them. i mean, would you tho—hete- not like them. i mean, would you do_ted? would. do this with father ted? would you do this with father ted? would wow-hoot— do this with father ted? would wow-hoot ohe— do this with father ted? would you back and take the bomb you go back and take the bomb out you go back and take the bomb owt ot— you go back and take the bomb owt ot the— you go back and take the bomb out of the milk— you go back and take the bomb out of the milk float? \ttiit out of the milk float? no, i ooh-t— out of the milk float? no, i ooh-t thhh— out of the milk float? no, i don't think think i think don't think we i think i think any kind of fiddling about with the so the images because it was so cheap shot wouldn't work . but cheap shot wouldn't work. but spielberg like, you know, i think what happened lot think what happened with a lot of directors is that they of these directors is that they kind of were the first people to get their hands on some of this technology, technology and technology, cgi technology and they with it they fell in love with it a little bit. and also, you know, around time , spielberg around the same time, spielberg probably and probably became a parent and started, doing started, oh, we must start doing something you something about guns. and, you know, led to this. so i'm know, and it led to this. so i'm really come to this really glad he's come to this conclusion, you know, because it has been you at there are has been you look at there are some and you look them some films and you look at them and i don't know and you just think, i don't know what of this film what version of this this film is. don't if i'm actually is. i don't know if i'm actually watching film that came out. watching the film that came out. it's like director's it's almost not like director's cuts. it's almost just like a kind of different kind of melange of different ideas kind of ideas and different kind of moral waves that came through.

and changed the films. and i don't know , it feels to me that don't know, it feels to me that there was a danger that it would just bleach all these films of everything that made them interesting . although you look interesting. although you look back a like the goonies back at a film like the goonies and watch the goonies recently, i thought, oh, this is my great film, magoun's oh my god, the first joke is like a guy showing a mexican house cleaner around the house and just making all these it's like a little kid and making all these jokes about sex dungeons. it's making all these jokes about sex dungeons . it's extraordinary. dungeons. it's extraordinary. you should you the good old days. you see that? and we need to see the version where e.t. gets shot with a shotgun. we need these versions where kid rock, comes out and rock, kid rock comes out and just him on picnic just shoots him on a picnic table . anyway, that's it for table. anyway, that's it for part— table. anyway, that's it for port-oohhhg- table. anyway, that's it for port-oohhhg wp| table. anyway, that's it for part-coming up our part three. but coming up in our thhot— part three. but coming up in our thhot eeethoh— part three. but coming up in our final section, we'll— part three. but coming up in our final section, we'll have sperm hhheothhg— final section, we'll have sperm injecting playstations, lego eth— injecting playstations, lego ethh-wowwhhg- injecting playstations, lego skin worrying health skin and a worrying health ephoehhe— skin and a worrying health ephoehhe-go- skin and a worrying health epidemic. go away .

welcome back to the final eeethoh— welcome back to the final eeethoh ot— welcome back to the final section of headliners. we've got the metro— section of headliners. we've got the theto how— section of headliners. we've got the metro now with playstation eohtottehe— the metro now with playstation controllers used— the metro now with playstation controllers used to inject eehhp— controllers used to inject eehhp wett— controllers used to inject sperm. well hope they give it a woht— sperm. well hope they give it a woht hetoe— sperm. well hope they give it a wait before have— sperm. well hope they give it a wait before have a— sperm. well hope they give it a wait before have a go in street thghteh— wait before have a go in street fighter graham,— wait before have a go in street fighter graham, i— wait before have a go in street fighter graham, i think you ehowto— fighter graham, i think you ehowto het— fighter graham, i think you should just leave it at that. teottw— should just leave it at that. teottw ooh-t— should just leave it at that. really don't think— should just leave it at that. really don't think it- should just leave it at that. really don't think it gets- should just leave it at that. really don't think it gets any better. it's like, you know , a better. it's like, you know, a spanish start—up has managed to use a sperm injecting robot to fertilise human eggs, successfully resulting in the birth of two healthy babies. and apparently they were used. they were done using a sony playstation five controller, but it's sperm as well. it's using human sperm as well. it sounds like robot sperm , but it sounds like robot sperm, but it's it sounds like robot sperm, but he not — it sounds like robot sperm, but he not hte— it sounds like robot sperm, but it's not. it's just— it sounds like robot sperm, but it's not. it's just used. thew-we— it's not. it's just used. thew-we-o- it's not. it's just used. they've-a sort. it's not. it's just used. they've a sort of it's not. it's just used.- they've-a sort of robot they've used a sort of robot tethe— they've used a sort of robot device, which _ they've used a sort of robot device, which apparently speeds up device, which apparently speeds wp-phoeeee— device, which apparently speeds op-phoeeee ohe— device, which apparently speeds up process and makes it much up the process and makes it much oheopew— up the process and makes it much oheopeh. whheh— up the process and makes it much cheaper, which is— up the process and makes it much cheaper, which is which is great heeowee— cheaper, which is which is great heeowee-he— cheaper, which is which is great because is expensive. cit“ because ivf is expensive. oh, weoh. — because ivf is expensive. oh, weoh. t— because ivf is expensive. oh, weoh. t howe— because ivf is expensive. oh, weoh. t hove ew— because ivf is expensive. oh, yeah. i have very little on this either it sort of either other than it sort of reminds where things are reminds me of where things are going. did you see that? that thing on the internet? it was actually but it was actually not real, but it was a sort of like womb sort of room of like womb incubator things they're incubator things where they're going to start putting babies in. seen that? is in. have you seen that? that is

the the matrix? the future, like the matrix? yeah. to these yeah. they're going to these womb this is womb incubator things. this is the like natural child the end of like natural child rearing or whatever that's coming, that's coming soon. we know, of us know, you know, none of us ehhoweo— know, you know, none of us enjoyed anyway. know, you know, none of us- enjoyed-anyway. and enjoyed that. did anyway. and the-reporte— enjoyed that. did anyway. and the-epotte oh— enjoyed that. did anyway. and the reports on another the star reports on another remarkable medical advance. but it's you step on it. it's painful if you step on it. nick yeah, you can now print hwhoh— nick yeah, you can now print hwhoh-tego- nick yeah, you can now print human lego thanks nick yeah, you can now print. human-lego thanks to human skin with lego thanks to photo— human skin with lego thanks to major scientific— human skin with lego thanks to major scientific breakthroughs. hhote— major scientific breakthroughs. hhote oe— major scientific breakthroughs. hhote ot— major scientific breakthroughs. that's one of those headlines thot— that's one of those headlines thot-ewew— that's one of those headlines that-every word- that's one of those headlines that every word just that says every word just ehoeheo— that says every word just smashed together like a william hwwowghe— burroughs word experiment. like thee-e— burroughs word experiment. like there's—human- burroughs word experiment. like there's human skin. there's lego print, human skin. it's there's lego print, human skin. tt-e-hooheee- there's lego print, human skin. it's-madness. so- there's lego print, human skin. it's-madness. so it. it's absolute madness. so it eowe— it's absolute madness. so it says scientists— it's absolute madness. so it says scientists may have just eotweo— says scientists may have just eotweo oe— says scientists may have just solved one medicine's solved one of medicine's thetheet— solved one of medicine's- trickiest_obtaining trickiest challenges obtaining homop— trickiest challenges obtaining hwhoh ethe— trickiest challenges obtaining human skin, which until now only eehhot— human skin, which until now only serial killers— human skin, which until now only serial killers have— human skin, which until now only serial killers have been able to do serial killers have been able to to eoehtw. — serial killers have been able to to eoehtw. aho— serial killers have been able to do easily. and yeah, and so they phhht— do easily. and yeah, and so they can print human— do easily. and yeah, and so they can print human skin and they're going— can print human skin and they're gohhg—oheeoee- going to print batus disease eette— going to print batus disease eette oe— going to print batus disease cells as well,— going to print batus disease cells as well, just for lolz and pet— cells as well, just for lolz and hwet to— cells as well, just for lolz and poet to ghe— cells as well, just for lolz and just to give china— cells as well, just for lolz and just to give china another virus release. .they're_ just to give china another virus release. they're going to, release. but they're going to, thew-e— release. but they're going to, thewte gohg— release. but they're going to, thewte gohhg to— release. but they're going to, they're going to do that see release. but they're going to, they it going to do that see release. but they're going to, they it interacts do that see release. but they're going to, they it interacts andthat see release. but they're going to, they it interacts and how see how it interacts and how they eowhh— how it interacts and how they eowto-ethh— how it interacts and how they could skin diseases. so it could solve skin diseases. so it eowhh— could solve skin diseases. so it eowto he— could solve skin diseases. so it eowto he the— could solve skin diseases. so it could be the cure— could solve skin diseases. so it could be the cure to all skin phohtehe— could be the cure to all skin phohtehe hw— could be the cure to all skin problems by printing it with tego— problems by printing it with. tego—whth lego and they've made it with tego— lego because it's cheaper, hoeheottw. — lego because it's cheaper, hoeheottw- - lego because it's cheaper, basically.- .thisl lego because it's cheaper,i basically.- .this is lego because it's cheaper, basically.- .this is 3d basically. yeah and this is a 3d printer is using printer that is built using lego, which, you know, to me sounds, sounds amazing. this

level technology, this sounds level of technology, this sounds like build it. could like i could build it. i could have skin laboratory in have a skin making laboratory in my house. you could. you phohohtw— my house. you could. you phohohtw oo— my house. you could. you probably do.-it- my house. you could. you. probably do.-it-costs probably do. but it only costs heoe— probably do. but it only costs heoe-thee- probably do. but it only costs £500 these things. £500 to make these things. thee-e— £500 to make these things. there'slthere's_ £500 to make these things. there'slthere's-the - £500 to make these things. i there'slthere's-the end there's a there's a at the end it kind devolves into into it kind of devolves into into a place where you don't really know whether you're, you're, you've just kind of fallen asleep for a thousand years because it says last year a team of scientists in tokyo , i of scientists in tokyo, i presume this is a misprint were able to successfully grow living human skin on a robot finger capable of hearing itself . capable of hearing itself. that's possibly one of the most racist typos i've ever heard in a newspaper . anyway. the a newspaper. anyway. the independent— a newspaper. anyway. the independent now- anyway. the independent now reporting on one heotth— independent now reporting on one health epidemic— independent now reporting on one health epidemic that could oetwottw— health epidemic that could oetwottw he— health epidemic that could actually be stopped by face hoeet— actually be stopped by face masks. grim _ actually be stopped by face masks. grim yeah, apparently ohot— masks. grim yeah, apparently ohot ee— masks. grim yeah, apparently ohot he— masks. grim yeah, apparently oral sex is creating a throat cancer epidemic— oral sex is creating a throat cancer epidemic in the uk and the us.— cancer epidemic in the uk and the us. whheh— cancer epidemic in the uk and the us, which i— cancer epidemic in the uk and the us, which i don't know. i t— the us, which i don't know. i t ooh-t— the us, which i don't know. i mean, i don't have- the us, which i don't know. i mean, i don't have it,- the us, which i don't know. i mean, i don't have it, so- the us, which i don't know. mean, i don't have it, so i'm i don't know whether i'm doing well in life or i'm not, but it's, you know, i really don't

know what to say about this except , you know, i know what to say about this except, you know, i don't know what to say about this except , you know, i don't know except, you know, i don't know why it's suddenly a problem. how come it's suddenly a problem now? well i can answer that one. it's because the degeneracy and homop— it's because the degeneracy and hwhoh eoehetw— it's because the degeneracy and human society i— it's because the degeneracy and human society i mean, you should just human society i mean, you should hwet ott— human society i mean, you should hwet ott ot— human society i mean, you should hoet ott ot hw— human society i mean, you should just all of my life,— human society i mean, you should just all of my life, me having teee— just all of my life, me having less married— just all of my life, me having less married people. people are howhhg— less married people. people are howhhg teee— less married people. people are having less sex— less married people. people are having less sex than ever now. i having less sex than ever now. t thhht. — having less sex than ever now. t thhht. t— having less sex than ever now. ithink. i think— having less sex than ever now. ithink. i think that's— having less sex than ever now. i think. i think that's a- having less sex than ever now. i think. i think that's a that's a lie. there'sjust i think. i think that's a that's a lie. there's just there's hypergamy-_ a lie. there's just there's hypergamv- so- . t1i; there's just there's hypergamy. so women are going for hypergamy. so women are going tot-hte— hypergamy. so women are going tot-hte the— hypergamy. so women are going for-it's the 8020- hypergamy. so women are going for it's the 8020 potato for like, it's the 8020 potato phhohpot— for like, it's the 8020 potato principal potato _ for like, it's the 8020 potato principal potato principal. so, so you've been— principal potato principal. so, so you've been watching the same vowhwhe— so you've been watching the same youtube videos _ so you've been watching the same youtube videos as— so you've been watching the same youtube videos as me. people he.— youtube videos as me. people he. weoh— youtube videos as me. people like, yeah, it's all i get to do now, but, but yeah, people like the big dog are hoovering all up. yeah, that's the thing. well all say wages of all i can say is the wages of sin is death. the quote, that bible other thing bible thing and the other thing is the mafia guys were right. all along. you know those movies where don't where they're like, hey, don't do what mean? do that. you know what i mean? they close do. they all say it's close to do. they all say it's close to do. they correct. anyway, they were correct. anyway, howhhg — they were correct. anyway, moving - guardian . they were correct. anyway, - moving - guardian reports moving on, the guardian reports on moving on, the guardian reports ohlohgohheothoh— moving on, the guardian reports on organisation that regrets on an organisation that regrets its on an organisation that regrets hte-etowew— on an organisation that regrets hte-etowew thet- on an organisation that regrets its slavery just like its links to slavery just like the— its links to slavery just like the guardian.— its links to slavery just like the guardian. in fact, graham, teth— the guardian. in fact, graham, tett we— the guardian. in fact, graham, tett we oe— the guardian. in fact, graham, tett we —

the guardian. in fact, graham, tell us more. well- the guardian. in fact, graham, tell us more. well ,- the guardian. in fact, graham, tell us more. kittie. . 1“ qt tell us more. well, trinity college dublin is dodi name, which i guess is a new form of unfastening people that the left have come up with george berkeley library over slavery links university said. 18th century philosopher and bishop brought enslaved people to work on his rhode island estate. this seems to be another example of ireland's complete obsession with america and trying to copy all american obsessions with slavery, of course, is a very, very kind of painful and raw nerve in america. it is nothing like that in ireland. it has absolutely no kind of . what absolutely no kind of. what would you say kind of ripples in ireland, you know, so this is another example of just american wokeism just kind of infecting the rest of the world. yeah. and in fact, scots and irish, the— and in fact, scots and irish, the thet— and in fact, scots and irish, the first indentured servitude , the first indentured servitude, eoht— the first indentured servitude, eoht ot— the first indentured servitude, sort of almost— the first indentured servitude, sort of almost a— the first indentured servitude, sort of almost a form of etowerw— sort of almost a form of etowehw. the— sort of almost a form of slavery, the first people were put— slavery, the first people were put hh— slavery, the first people were put in indentured servitude in the caribbean— put in indentured servitude in

the caribbean were scots and theh. — the caribbean were scots and theh. hoope— the caribbean were scots and irish. 40,000 were taken over any— irish. 40,000 were taken over ohw ohwhtoe— irish. 40,000 were taken over ohw ohwhtoe .— irish. 40,000 were taken over any drunkard , vagrant, scot or any drunkard, vagrant, scot or theh— any drunkard, vagrant, scot or theh eowhh— any drunkard, vagrant, scot or irish could be— any drunkard, vagrant, scot or irish could be taken , which was irish could be taken, which was pettw— irish could be taken, which was pettw-ott— irish could be taken, which was pettw-ott-to- irish could be taken, which was pretty-all-to the. pretty much all of us to the cohhheoh — pretty much all of us to the caribbean. to— pretty much all of us to the caribbean. to caribbean. caribbean. to the caribbean. weoh— caribbean. to the caribbean. weoh-thhhge- caribbean. to the caribbean. yeah,-things. - caribbean. to the caribbean. yeah, things . kittie. yeah, i heard things. well, ootwottw— yeah, i heard things. well, actually-facts- yeah, i heard things. well, actually facts logic actually using facts and logic here. this about freedom, here. but this is about freedom, inclusivity, inclusive and equality. usual year, equality. it's the usual year, zero ideological thinking. i want our history back personally, but they don't care. and to and they're listening to the students well, which is a big students as well, which is a big mistake. be mistake. they're supposed to be the yeah. the ones teaching us. yeah. anyway, is the ones teaching us. yeah. anyway,-is nearlyi the ones teaching us. yeah. - anyway,-is nearly over, anyway, the show is nearly over, so anyway, the show is nearly over, eo-ohotheh— anyway, the show is nearly over, so _another-lookl so let's take another quick look at so let's take another quick look ot—pogee. - so let's take another quick look ot—pogee. the- at friday's front pages. the pohtw— at friday's front pages. the pohhw tooth— at friday's front pages. the daily mail vindictive. daily mail has vindictive. hhote— daily mail has vindictive. that's about— daily mail has vindictive. that's about the strikes. the ewoehoh— that's about the strikes. the guardian has— that's about the strikes. the guardian has watchdog may be tohthhg— guardian has watchdog may be tohthhg to— guardian has watchdog may be tohthhg to epot— guardian has watchdog may be failing to spot serial killers . failing to spot serial killers. the— failing to spot serial killers. the ewe— failing to spot serial killers. the news has— failing to spot serial killers. the news has nhs doctor stranded in the news has nhs doctor stranded hh swoop— the news has nhs doctor stranded hh swooh otter— the news has nhs doctor stranded in sudan after uk— the news has nhs doctor stranded in sudan after uk refuses othhtt— in sudan after uk refuses airlift. the— in sudan after uk refuses airlift. the financial times has hohhee— airlift. the financial times has hohhee to— airlift. the financial times has tories to strike— airlift. the financial times has tories to strike sunset clause toh— tories to strike sunset clause tom thhh— tories to strike sunset clause tom hhtt to— tories to strike sunset clause from bill to scrap— tories to strike sunset clause from bill to scrap eu law. the teteghoph— from bill to scrap eu law. the heteghoph hoe— from bill to scrap eu law. the telegraph has my— from bill to scrap eu law. the telegraph has my place in coronation— telegraph has my place in coronation proves king embrace his coronation proves king embrace hhe ohwehehtw. — coronation proves king embrace his diversity. the— coronation proves king embrace his diversity. the metro has e hoo— his diversity. the metro has e too we-we— his diversity. the metro has e p&o we've done— his diversity. the metro has e p&o we've done the cup and those wow toht— p&o we've done the cup and those were your front pages . and were your front pages. and thot-e— were your front pages. and thot-e ott— were your front pages. and that's all we— were your front pages. and that's all we have time for. hhoht— that's all we have time for. hhoht wow— that's all we have time for. thoht wow to— that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, graham thhehoh— thank you to my guest, graham linehan,-dixon_ thank you to my guest, graham linehan,-dixon .— thank you to my guest, graham linehan, dixon . and join us

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to return to work after their strike action was ruled unlawful . awful. the ceasefire in sudan has been extended , but with has been extended, but with violations being reported across the country. can the peace truly last ? tributes have been pouring last? tributes have been pouring in for us. talk show host jerry sphhgeh— in for us. talk show host jerry springer, whose _ in for us. talk show host jerry springer, whose died- 1“ it; talk show host jerry springer, whose died aged 79. 1“ ..3 talk show host jerry springer, whose died aged 79. we toot— springer, whose died aged 79. we toot hoot— springer, whose died aged 79. we toot hoot ot— springer, whose died aged 79. we look back at his— springer, whose died aged 79. we look back at his best moments otter— look back at his best moments otter the— look back at his best moments otter the hw— look back at his best moments after the tv presenter passed owow— after the tv presenter passed away peacefully— after the tv presenter passed away peacefully at his home in chheogo— away peacefully at his home in chheogo .— away peacefully at his home in chhoogo . aho— away peacefully at his home in chicago . and the— away peacefully at his home in chicago . and the royals take to chicago. and the royals take to the eteete. — chicago. and the royals take to the streets. the— chicago. and the royals take to

the streets. the prince and hthheeee— the streets. the prince and hthheeee ot—