good evening. you with gb news in a but in a moment headliners. but first,— in a moment headliners. but first-bring— in a moment headliners. but first,-bring you- in a moment headliners. but first, bring you the first, let's bring you the latest— first, let's bring you the latest news— first, let's bring you the latest news headlines and two final— latest news headlines and two final evacuation— latest news headlines and two final evacuation flights have taken— final evacuation flights have taken off— final evacuation flights have taken off from _ final evacuation flights have taken off from port sudan . taken off from port sudan. night— taken off from port sudan. flight tracking— taken off from port sudan. flight tracking website flight radar— flight tracking website flight radar says— flight tracking website flight radar says one— flight tracking website flight radar says one plane has now landed— radar says one plane has now danded da— radar says one plane has now landed in cyprus— radar says one plane has now landed in cyprus and the other is expected— landed in cyprus and the other is expected aa— landed in cyprus and the other is expected to arrive in the eddy— is expected to arrive in the eady deare— is expected to arrive in the early hours of— is expected to arrive in the early hours of this morning. seen— early hours of this morning. soon annie's— early hours of this morning. soon annie's doctors working for the-are— soon annie's doctors working for dae-aae amend— soon annie's doctors working for the-are among the- the nhs are among the paeeeaege— the nhs are among the passengers. a total of nearly mo— passengers. a total of nearly mo adde— passengers. a total of nearly 2200 brits have— passengers. a total of nearly 2200 brits have been airlifted out 2200 brits have been airlifted ad ad— 2200 brits have been airlifted ad of de— 2200 brits have been airlifted out of the country. the government - out of the country. the government says royal navy waded— government says royal navy waded dads— government says royal navy warship hms lancaster will remain on standby in the red sea to remain on standby in the red sea a seeped— remain on standby in the red sea a eappad any— remain on standby in the red sea to support any further evacuations.- to support any further evacuations. meanwhile, sudan's army— evacuations. meanwhile, sudan's army and— evacuations. meanwhile, sudan's army and de— evacuations. meanwhile, sudan's army and the rival— evacuations. meanwhile, sudan's army and the rival paramilitary farce— army and the rival paramilitary raree sav— army and the rival paramilitary force say they'll— army and the rival paramilitary force say they'll extend their eeaeerrre— force say they'll extend their ceasefire for— force say they'll extend their ceasefire for a— force say they'll extend their ceasefire for a further 72

hours — ceasefire for a further 72 hours. originally due to end dare— hours. originally due to end are evening— hours. originally due to end this evening here, the general eeererarr— this evening here, the general eeererary ar— this evening here, the general secretary of the— this evening here, the general secretary of the royal college of nursing — secretary of the royal college of nursing has— secretary of the royal college of nursing has urged the health seererary— of nursing has urged the health seererarr rar— of nursing has urged the health secretary not to _ of nursing has urged the health secretary not to be disrespectful to nurses amid derr— disrespectful to nurses amid raerrdrggeer— disrespectful to nurses amid their biggest strike yet. pat carded-e— their biggest strike yet. pat cullen's comments come as steve barclay— cullen's comments come as steve barclay eard— cullen's comments come as steve barclay said the— cullen's comments come as steve barclay said the industrial adder— barclay said the industrial aedarr dae— barclay said the industrial action was premature as other rrade— action was premature as other rrade darede— action was premature as other trade unions meet to discuss the eaerrrrerr-er— trade unions meet to discuss the government's pay— trade unions meet to discuss the government's pay offer tomorrow . srarr— government's pay offer tomorrow . srarr dra— government's pay offer tomorrow . staff in emergency departments , rarerdre— . staff in emergency departments , intensive care— . staff in emergency departments , intensive care units and cancer care began their 28 hour addre— cancer care began their 28 hour are added— cancer care began their 28 hour strike action yesterday day. it ende— strike action yesterday day. it ends dra— strike action yesterday day. it ends in about— strike action yesterday day. it ends in about an— strike action yesterday day. it ends in about an hour's time. dre— ends in about an hour's time. we ladder— ends in about an hour's time. the labour leader, sir keir srarmer— the labour leader, sir keir srarmer ,— the labour leader, sir keir starmer , has— the labour leader, sir keir starmer , has accused the starmer, has accused the government— starmer, has accused the government of- starmer, has accused the government of not doing enough to government of not doing enough re erad— government of not doing enough re area dre— government of not doing enough to stop the strikes.— government of not doing enough to stop the strikes. way back defere— to stop the strikes. way back before christmas. the nurses sard— before christmas. the nurses said if you come in and talk to us about pay , we won't go on us about pay, we won't go on strike. the government sat on its hands for weeks and weeks and weeks, made a bad situation worse. so everybody wants to see that resolved. think it is that resolved. i think it is important recognise the important to recognise the underlying this underlying causes of this because nurses and many others have seen a real drop in their wages and their living standards because of the cost of living

crisis and the government has got to them about got nothing to say to them about that. i think, you know, that. so i think, you know, responsibility here lies at the door of number 10. sir keir starmer . door of number 10. sir keir starmer. now— : m. �*o sir keir starmer. now violence has erapred— starmer. now violence has erapred dra— starmer. now violence has erupted in france today during the traditional— erupted in france today during the traditional may day labour reared— the traditional may day labour mardr .— the traditional may day labour mardr . rhe— the traditional may day labour march . the interior ministry march. the interior ministry saving— march. the interior ministry saying mare— march. the interior ministry saying more than 780,000 people reek— saying more than 780,000 people dead ra— saying more than 780,000 people dead re dre— saying more than 780,000 people took to the streets— saying more than 780,000 people took to the streets nationwide took to the streets nationwide re prereer— took to the streets nationwide to protest against a change in the retirement— to protest against a change in the retirement age . erg. police the retirement age. erg. police dred— the retirement age. erg. police dred rear— the retirement age. erg. police dred rear dae— the retirement age. erg. police fired tear gas and— the retirement age. erg. police fired tear gas and used water addr— fired tear gas and used water cannon with nearly 200 people dead— cannon with nearly 200 people being arrested— cannon with nearly 200 people being arrested ._ cannon with nearly 200 people being arrested . president being arrested. president macron's government pushed the render— macron's government pushed the pension legislation through wrdraar— pension legislation through rddraar a— pension legislation through without a final— pension legislation through without a final vote due to a dad— without a final vote due to a dad ar— without a final vote due to a lack of cross—party support . the lack of cross—party support. the farmer— lack of cross—party support. the farmer us— lack of cross—party support. the former us president donald drama,— former us president donald trumpr dae— former us president donald trump, has visited his golf reearr— trump, has visited his golf reearr dra— trump, has visited his golf resort in scotland as building warr— resort in scotland as building were far— resort in scotland as building were far a— resort in scotland as building work for a new— resort in scotland as building work for a new course begins at the work for a new course begins at dre eererraww — work for a new course begins at dre eererraww we— work for a new course begins at the ceremony. he named the course on the— the ceremony. he named the course on the menie estate after his course on the menie estate after we reader— course on the menie estate after his mother stepping off his prware— his mother stepping off his prware rer— his mother stepping off his prware re re— his mother stepping off his private jet in aberdeen earlier on private jet in aberdeen earlier aw radaw— private jet in aberdeen earlier aw radaw ,— private jet in aberdeen earlier aw radaw , wr— private jet in aberdeen earlier on today , mr trump told on today, mr trump told reperrere— on today, mr trump told reporters it's— on today, mr trump told reporters it's great to be home. he reporters it's great to be home. we daer— reporters it's great to be home. he last visited— reporters it's great to be home. he last visited in— reporters it's great to be home. he last visited in 2018 when he dw— he last visited in 2018 when he in office— he last visited in 2018 when he was in office ._

he last visited in 2018 when he was in office . he's— he last visited in 2018 when he was in office . he's also due to was in office. he's also due to wed— was in office. he's also due to war we— was in office. he's also due to visit his course— was in office. he's also due to visit his course in— was in office. he's also due to visit his course in doonbeg on reward-e— visit his course in doonbeg on ireland's west— visit his course in doonbeg on ireland's west coast. now the rear— ireland's west coast. now the reek bawd— ireland's west coast. now the rock band aerosmith have announced a— rock band aerosmith have announced a farewell tour after draw— announced a farewell tour after more than five— announced a farewell tour after more than five decades together for dre — more than five decades together for dre us— more than five decades together far are us group— more than five decades together for the us group of steven tyler joe— for the us group of steven tyler ,rae perry,— for the us group of steven tyler ,rae eerrw ram — for the us group of steven tyler , joe perry, tom hamilton, joe kramer— , joe perry, tom hamilton, joe kramer and— , joe perry, tom hamilton, joe kramer and brad— , joe perry, tom hamilton, joe kramer and brad whitford are kmawm— kramer and brad whitford are kmawm rar— kramer and brad whitford are known for hits— kramer and brad whitford are known for hits including dream on ,— known for hits including dream em , wakk— known for hits including dream on , walk this— known for hits including dream on , walk this way and i don't on, walk this way and i don't warr— on, walk this way and i don't wam ra— on, walk this way and i don't wam re mee— on, walk this way and i don't want to miss a— on, walk this way and i don't want to miss a thing. the band mae— want to miss a thing. the band was edd— want to miss a thing. the band was edd mare— want to miss a thing. the band has sold more than 150 million rerde— has sold more than 150 million records worldwide— has sold more than 150 million records worldwide . in a joint records worldwide. in a joint edadememd— records worldwide. in a joint statement, the _ records worldwide. in a joint statement, the band said , it's statement, the band said, it's mar— statement, the band said, it's mar goodbye,— statement, the band said, it's not goodbye, it's— statement, the band said, it's not goodbye, it's peace out now rmddamd-e— not goodbye, it's peace out now england's longest— not goodbye, it's peace out now england's longest national trail is england's longest national trail re eer— england's longest national trail re eer ra— england's longest national trail re eer re re— england's longest national trail is set to be renamed to commemorate- is set to be renamed to commemorate the king's coronation— commemorate the king's coronation next week. the rmdamd— coronation next week. the england coast— coronation next week. the england coast path will emeradw— england coast path will officially be— england coast path will officially be known as the king cmardee— officially be known as the king cmardee wr— officially be known as the king charles iii england coast path . charles iii england coast path. rrd— charles iii england coast path. rr-u de— charles iii england coast path. rr-u be woo— charles iii england coast path. it'll be 2700 miles long, around the it'll be 2700 miles long, around me where— it'll be 2700 miles long, around me where ar— it'll be 2700 miles long, around the whole of the— it'll be 2700 miles long, around the whole of the english coastline,— the whole of the english coastline, seven 794 miles of it is coastline, seven 794 miles of it re area— coastline, seven 794 miles of it re area ready.— coastline, seven 794 miles of it is also ready. it's— coastline, seven 794 miles of it is also ready. it's going to be redw— is also ready. it's going to be fully walkable— is also ready. it's going to be fully walkable by the end of wear— fully walkable by the end of

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dre—wadme- britain's rock solid support for the nadine dorries, the royals. and nadine dorries, deee— the royals. and nadine dorries, deee-raek— the royals. and nadine dorries, less-rock solid— the royals. and nadine dorries, less rock solid support for less than rock solid support for weamam— less than rock solid support for weamamlme— less than rock solid support for weamamlme rap— less than rock solid support for meghan the top there. we have meghan at the top there. we have rme— meghan at the top there. we have dare cam-r— meghan at the top there. we have news this can't go— meghan at the top there. we have news this can't go on. nhs readere— news this can't go on. nhs readere m— news this can't go on. nhs leaders in despair as strike erademare— leaders in despair as strike stalemate hits— leaders in despair as strike stalemate hits care back log. they— stalemate hits care back log. they rearw— stalemate hits care back log. they really should— stalemate hits care back log. they really should get- stalemate hits care back log. they really should get somebody to try and concise up their headunes to try and concise up their headlines a little bit. the guardian home office- : l g the guardian home office to acquire deer— guardian home office to acquire freer ar— guardian home office to acquire freer er empe— guardian home office to acquire fleet of ships to— guardian home office to acquire fleet of ships to house asylum seekers. we're— fleet of ships to house asylum seekers. we're going back to the days— seekers. we're going back to the dawe er— seekers. we're going back to the dawe or me— seekers. we're going back to the days of the dickensian. the rrmee— days of the dickensian. the rrmee eard— days of the dickensian. the times call for— days of the dickensian. the times call for top civil servant to times call for top civil servant re aa— times call for top civil servant re 90 amrd— times call for top civil servant to go amid worst— times call for top civil servant to go amid worst crisis express ramared— to go amid worst crisis express ramared kma— to go amid worst crisis express ignored king plea— to go amid worst crisis express ignored king plea for life and umb— ignored king plea for life and ma care— ignored king plea for life and limb care just— ignored king plea for life and limb care just not on. and deadw— limb care just not on. and marry, me— limb care just not on. and finally, the daily star et phone dare,— finally, the daily star et phone dare, wedd— finally, the daily star et phone dave, we'll be— finally, the daily star et phone dave, we'll be trying to understand— dave, we'll be trying to understand what that means emarrw. — understand what that means emarrw. redee— understand what that means shortly. those be a front pages . sa— shortly. those be a front pages . so lawm— shortly. those be a front pages . so lewis, you— shortly. those be a front pages . so lewis, you get- shortly. those be a front pages . so lewis, you get the- shortly. those be a front pages . so lewis, you get the first page, the front page of the daily mail, britain's rock solid support for royals. yes. and

this is an odd— support for royals. yes. and this is an odd story- yes. and this is an odd story for me to be raera— this is an odd story for me to be talking about— this is an odd story for me to be talking about because i you knew,— be talking about because i you know, rm— be talking about because i you kmaw, r-m mer— be talking about because i you know, i'm not first— be talking about because i you know, i'm not first of all, i'm mar— know, i'm not first of all, i'm war a— know, i'm not first of all, i'm not a monarchist._ know, i'm not first of all, i'm not a monarchist. i'm an amerream— not a monarchist. i'm an american. and- not a monarchist. i'm an american. and we don't believe in american. and we don't believe m mar— american. and we don't believe in that stuff. _ american. and we don't believe in that stuff. and— american. and we don't believe in that stuff. and i— american. and we don't believe in that stuff. ' r: r:rgr g in that stuff. and i don't really have a sense how the really have a sense of how the country doing. but the country is doing. but the meaddme— country is doing. but the headline says— ataga. a:aga g but the headline says britain's rock eadrd— headline says britain's rock eadd ewpparr— headline says britain's rock solid support the royals , solid support for the royals, wardr— solid support for the royals, wmdr eawe— solid support for the royals, which says that— solid support for the royals, which says that most people earmar— which says that most people ewpparr dae— which says that most people support the royals . but at the support the royals. but at the dme— support the royals. but at the dme. rr— support the royals. but at the same time, it was— support the royals. but at the same time, it was a study done by aard— same time, it was a study done by lord ashcroft,— same time, it was a study done by lord ashcroft, who was the cameewadwe— by lord ashcroft, who was the conservative party donor. yes, he conservative party donor. yes, we ae— conservative party donor. yes, we . — conservative party donor. yes, we . ard— conservative party donor. yes, he was. and he— conservative party donor. yes, he was . and he has- conservative party donor. yes, he was . ' " he was. and he has been a significant figure within the tory party . he significant figure within the tory party. he is a significant figure within the tory party . he is a pollster and tory party. he is a pollster and an opinion, a win sniffer. yes. so i don't know whether that has awarded— so i don't know whether that has amwrmma ra— so i don't know whether that has amwrmma re da— so i don't know whether that has anything to do with the outcome of anything to do with the outcome or dare— anything to do with the outcome or dare dama— anything to do with the outcome of this thing, but— anything to do with the outcome of this thing, but it says that deade— of this thing, but it says that people generally like the royal ramrdw— people generally like the royal ramrw. mew— people generally like the royal family, they - like - people generally like the royal family, they like charles family, they don't like charles rew— family, they don't like charles wew-.— family, they don't like charles wew-. ear— family, they don't like charles wew-. ear dae- family, they don't like charles very . but the most very much. but the most rmparram— very much. but the most important thing that got from important thing that i got from this important thing that i got from were re— important thing that i got from were re mar— important thing that i got from this is that 67%_ important thing that i got from this is that 67% agreed that the kawa— this is that 67% agreed that the royal ramrw— this is that 67% agreed that the royal family should be scaled dawn— royal family should be scaled dawn and— royal family should be scaled dawn and de— royal family should be scaled down and its cost— royal family should be scaled down and its cost significantly reduced— down and its cost significantly reduced .— down and its cost significantly reduced , which— down and its cost significantly reduced , which isn't really that reduced, which isn't really that paerdwe— reduced, which isn't really that paerdwe rar— reduced, which isn't really that positive for the _ reduced, which isn't really that positive for the royal family. t hey— positive for the royal family. they madd— positive for the royal family. they should be— positive for the royal family. they should be scaled- positive for the royal family. they should be scaled to- positive for the royal family. they should be scaled to down the tune of one prince. i

imagine, in particular. yeah, well, we don't know- “erg " yeah, well, we don't know how low “ear; “ yeah, well, we don't know how low it wadd— well, we don't know how low it would 90- — well, we don't know how low it world 90- kaw— well, we don't know how low it would go. you know, and these are would go. you know, and these sew— would go. you know, and these are even 58% of— would go. you know, and these are even 58% of the people who are even 58% of the people who are-pra— are even 58% of the people who are-pro pra— are even 58% of the people who are pro pro monarchy are gung pro pro monarchy redra— are gung pro pro monarchy warma. ard— are gung pro pro monarchy voting. and one— are gung pro pro monarchy voting. and one more thing which i voting. and one more thing which a faded— voting. and one more thing which a faded kerw— voting. and one more thing which around very. rew— voting. and one more thing which i found very, very interesting is i found very, very interesting re mar— i found very, very interesting is that basically— i found very, very interesting is that basically 39% could be drwded— is that basically 39% could be divided into— is that basically 39% could be divided into committed royalists and mainstream _ divided into committed royalists and mainstream monarchists. so the monarchists— and mainstream monarchists. so the monarchists are 39. and the deade— the monarchists are 39. and the people wra— the monarchists are 39. and the people who are— the monarchists are 39. and the people who are against it are 37. people who are against it are ed. okaw— people who are against it are 37. okay, that's— people who are against it are 37. okay, that's quite tight. rare— 37. okay, that's quite tight. i've seen figures— 37. okay, that's quite tight. i've seen figures today,- 37. okay, that's quite tight. i've seen figures today, nick, that said this was a yougov poll. actually, it was about a month ago it came out, but it said 55% in favour. about a half , about 25% had had no strong opinion. less , about 25% had had no strong opinion . less than 25% were opinion. less than 25% were aerwarw— opinion. less than 25% were actually anti. _ opinion. less than 25% were actually anti. i— “ air“ less than 25% were actually anti. i don't “ iaga“ less than 25% were actually anti. i don't know. whar— actually anti. i don't know. wear ar— actually anti. i don't know. wear wad.— actually anti. i don't know. what are you. well,- actually anti. i don't know. what are you. well, we've got we've got used to questioning yougov from the covid era. so i would just put that there. - would just put that there. i mar— would just put that there. i mean not trying to avoid libel, but mean not trying to avoid libel, dwr dweedam— mean not trying to avoid libel, but question always. question but but question always. question ear weare— but question always. question ear weam rr— but question always. question but yeah, it depends how the dweedam—rrl but yeah, it depends how the question—it. the question is phrased in it. the amer— question is phrased in it. the amer-dere— question is phrased in it. the other-there was- question is phrased in it. the other-there was a- question is phrased in it. the other there was a poll about other day there was a poll about young— other day there was a poll about young deade— other day there was a poll about young people are— other day there was a poll about young people are against the monarchy— young people are against the monarchy that— young people are against the monarchy that-a- young people are against the monarchy that a different monarchy that was in a different paper.— monarchy that was in a different paper—re- monarchy that was in a different paper—re where- monarchy that was in a differentj paper._is where pro paper. but now this is where pro the paper. but now this is where pro are mandated.— paper. but now this is where pro the monarchy. but— paper. but now this is where pro the monarchy. but phrased the monarchy. but they phrased

the monarchy. but they phrased me dweedam— the monarchy. but they phrased the question as— the monarchy. but they phrased the question as monarchy the question as the monarchy madm— the question as the monarchy mam—m- the question as the monarchy mam—m rmel the question as the monarchy. might—in this day might sound strange in this day and might sound strange in this day amd—warke - might sound strange in this day amd—warke r- might sound strange in this day and works. i mean, and age, but it works. i mean, mar-e— and age, but it works. i mean, made-a— and age, but it works. i mean, that's-a loaded- and age, but it works. i mean, that's a loaded sided that's quite a loaded sided dweedam— that's quite a loaded sided question, isn't— that's quite a loaded sided question, isn't it? i'm sure dare— question, isn't it? i'm sure dare deee— question, isn't it? i'm sure this does represent the country, madam— this does represent the country, madam-mae- this does represent the country, though. most people are though. i'm sure most people are deadw— though. i'm sure most people are broadly-favour— though. i'm sure most people are broadly-favour of— though. i'm sure most people are broadly-favour of it.- though. i'm sure most people are broadly favour of it. one broadly in favour of it. one perem— broadly in favour of it. one pereem eard— broadly in favour of it. one person said they broadly in favour of it. one- person said-they-need person said that they they need to person said that they they need l ra—mwda to modernise. i'm like, how much cadd— to modernise. i'm like, how much more could they— to modernise. i'm like, how much more could they modernise? mew-re— more could they modernise? they're-charles- more could they modernise? they're charles is they're already charles is already—thenj they're already charles is. already—then it already super woke. then it wedd— already super woke. then it would be— already super woke. then it wawbd be br— already super woke. then it would be it would mistake would be it would be a mistake to would be it would be a mistake ra—m— would be it would be a mistake ra—m eaaerw- would be it would be a mistake to_in exactly the- would be it would be a mistake to in exactly the same to modernise in exactly the same way— to modernise in exactly the same way-been— to modernise in exactly the same way-beenlmistake- to modernise in exactly the same way been mistake in way that it's been a mistake in wear— way that it's been a mistake in wear-r— way that it's been a mistake in wear-r knew— way that it's been a mistake in your-i know for- way that it's been a mistake in your-i know for the- way that it's been a mistake in. your-i know for the church your view. i know for the church of england to modernise. it does nobody any favours. all-all. nobody any favours. all you all you— nobody any favours. all you all web-be— nobody any favours. all you all wawlbe emd— nobody any favours. all you all wad-be emd ab— nobody any favours. all you all you is end up looking weak as you do is end up looking weak as if you do is end up looking weak as b-deeberare— you do is end up looking weak as if-desperate for— you do is end up looking weak as if desperate for support if you're desperate for support and—ream- if you're desperate for support and _yeah, well,i if you're desperate for support. and _yeah, well, this and popularity. yeah, well, this is happened with our is what's happened with our current appealed to current king. he's appealed to the to the the he should appeal to the greens, he doesn't really, greens, but he doesn't really, because they're republicans. then should to then he then he should appeal to conservatives as monarch. but conservatives as a monarch. but he because he's too he doesn't because he's too woke. very sorry for woke. i feel very sorry for cbarbee. — woke. i feel very sorry for| charles. -obviously woke. i feel very sorry for- charles. -obviously that charles. i mean, obviously that emde— charles. i mean, obviously that eawmde—rmel sounds ridiculous. but in this bardewbar— sounds ridiculous. but in this particular situation in, he particular situation he's in, he is particular situation he's in, he be—mweb- particular situation he's in, he be—mweb al particular situation he's in, he. be—mweb a bare is basically been as much a part of is basically been as much a part ear-bre— is basically been as much a part of-life-entire._ is basically been as much a part of-life-entire. i'm- is basically been as much a part of life entire. i'm 58 of my life my entire. i'm 58 merr— of my life my entire. i'm 58 new web — of my life my entire. i'm 58 next week. he— of my life my entire. i'm 58 next week. he has been a part of my bare— next week. he has been a part of my be my— next week. he has been a part of my life my entire— next week. he has been a part of my life my entire life, every bit my life my entire life, every bar ae— my life my entire life, every bar ae mweb— my life my entire life, every bit as much as— my life my entire life, every bit as much as the queen has brababw— bit as much as the queen has probably mare— bit as much as the queen has probably more vocal, more high breade— probably more vocal, more high brarbbe m— probably more vocal, more high profile in terms— probably more vocal, more high profile in terms of— probably more vocal, more high profile in terms of i all

profile in terms of i know all aberr— profile in terms of i know all about-views.— profile in terms of i know all about-views..has- profile in terms of i know all about views. has had an about his views. he has had an embe— about his views. he has had an edreeareer-— about his views. he has had an entire-career for- about his views. he has had an entire career for he's entire public career for he's been— entire public career for he's been ab.— entire public career for he's been up. wee— entire public career for he's been up. he's been down. he's entire public career for he's been through been down. he's entire public career for he's been through thezn down. he's entire public career for he's been through the bumps.. he's entire public career for he's been through the bumps. he's; entire public career for he's been through the bumps. he's had a bad— been through the bumps. he's had a bad mamaae— been through the bumps. he's had a bad marriage then good a bad marriage and then a good marrbaea— a bad marriage and then a good marrbaae-bad— a bad marriage and then a good marriage.-had-he's. marriage. he's had kids. he's bad— marriage. he's had kids. he's bad-ar— marriage. he's had kids. he's bad-er web- marriage. he's had kids. he's had-of you know,. marriage. he's had kids. he's had of you know, he's had all kinds of you know, he's bad— had all kinds of you know, he's bad me— had all kinds of you know, he's had the entire— had all kinds of you know, he's had the entire career. and now at had the entire career. and now ar abe— had the entire career. and now ar we age— had the entire career. and now at we age be-e— had the entire career. and now at the age he's at— had the entire career. and now at the age he's at he's at the age he's at now, he's eabeered— at the age he's at now, he's expected - starts. - at the age he's at now, he's expected starts. yeah. expected the job starts. yeah. i ade— expected the job starts. yeah. i mean, it's completely absurd, rem-r— mean, it's completely absurd, rem-r bre— mean, it's completely absurd, isn't it? well,— mean, it's completely absurd, isn't it? well, i— mean, it's completely absurd, isn't it? well, i take on it. isn't it? well, i take it on it. rme— isn't it? well, i take it on it. me a— isn't it? well, i take it on it. me a rme— isn't it? well, i take it on it. this i think the— isn't it? well, i take it on it. this i think the job- isn't it? well, i take it on it. this i think the job starts. the people. this is my impression as an american people, people in this strivers. this country hate strivers. it's not america. america likes somebody i to be somebody who says, i want to be president. and they hate the idea king wants to be idea that a king wants to be king. and yeah, you said that you to be king. his you wanted to be king. his entire and that's why they entire life, and that's why they don't i say? don't like him. what can i say? one thing, though. what yourve one thing, though. what you've just described— one thing, though. what you've just described about charles area— just described about charles area-ra— just described about charles also-to lewis- just described about charles. also-to lewis-on also applies to lewis taking on me— also applies to lewis taking on mde—abe- also applies to lewis taking on mde—me emdl also applies to lewis taking on this—the end ofj this job. so right at the end of his this job. so right at the end of me bre— this job. so right at the end of me me. me— this job. so right at the end of his life, he's here.— this job. so right at the end of his life, he's here. so it can babbem— his life, he's here. so it can happen within. _ his life, he's here. so it can happen within. / his life, he's here. so it can happen within. d/agea“ �*iada“ea. happen within. yeah. what is the telegraph with telegraph running with nick telegraph running with nick telegraph in telegraph has sue gray in partygate team when starmer talks this is the talks began. so this is the faraw— talks began. so this is the fairly questionable- 3“ so this is the fairly questionable thing that she fairly questionable thing that ebe ae— fairly questionable thing that ebe m— fairly questionable thing that she was in secret talks. sue braw— she was in secret talks. sue draw-stame- she was in secret talks. sue gray starmer while gray with keir starmer while waera— gray with keir starmer while waeralrbe— gray with keir starmer while working the team advising working for the team advising the working for the team advising rbe cammame— working for the team advising the commons partygate investigation- investigation on so 1—1 dweedame. —

investigation on so 1—1 questions. ia- investigation on so 1—1 questions. a whitehall investigation on so 1—1- questions. .a whitehall source questions. so a whitehall source eawe— questions. so a whitehall source eawe ebe— questions. so a whitehall source eawe ebe bad— questions. so a whitehall source eawe ebe bad a— questions. so a whitehall source says she had a role— questions. so a whitehall source says she had a role in influencing- says she had a role in influencing and guiding very eemebdwe— influencing and guiding very sensitive government decisions and— sensitive government decisions and bbbarbawew— sensitive government decisions and hilariously role and hilariously her role mdwded— and hilariously her role included advice on and hilariously her role- included-advice on public included giving advice on public abbamrmeme— included giving advice on public appointments, including baremdab— appointments, including potential-of. appointments, including- potential-of interest. potential conflicts of interest. bor— potential conflicts of interest. bed sa- — potential conflicts of interest. bed sa- sa — potential conflicts of interest. bed sa- so a— potential conflicts of interest. lol so. so a massive irony mere.— lol so. so a massive irony rbere. sa— lol so. so a massive irony there. so the— lol so. so a massive irony there. so the ultimate conflict of there. so the ultimate conflict at rmereer— there. so the ultimate conflict at rmereer .— there. so the ultimate conflict of interest . and— there. so the ultimate conflict of interest . and she was working of interest. and she was working on of interest. and she was working am camarade— of interest. and she was working on conflicts of— of interest. and she was working on conflicts of interest and now mew-re— on conflicts of interest and now mew-re saving— on conflicts of interest and now they're saying they'll have to beleeabma— they're saying they'll have to be cooling period of a be a cooling off period of a wear.— be a cooling off period of a year, potentially— be a cooling off period of a year, potentially two before she aerwabw— year, potentially two before she actually takes— year, potentially two before she actually takes the— year, potentially two before she actually takes the job. and as a senior conservative— actually takes the job. and as a senior conservative has it senior conservative has said, it now—mavl senior conservative has said, it. awma—w bare now emerges. sue gray may have been— now emerges. sue gray may have beer—lamar.- been conniving with labour. i r— been conniving with labour. i mean, i would— been conniving with labour. i mean, i would spying. which mean, i would say spying. which ward— mean, i would say spying. which ward wadd— mean, i would say spying. which word would you— mean, i would say spying. which word would you use? drag mean, i would say spying. which word would you use? my of word would you use? my memory of it is word would you use? my memory of db be r— word would you use? my memory of it is i would love this to be true, memory of it is if true, but my memory of it is if i'm honest, sue gray did not hold johnson's feet to the fire at as much as people at all, nearly as much as people expected to. her report was expected it to. her report was a bit expected it to. her report was a bar dame— expected it to. her report was a bar dame amd— expected it to. her report was a bit lame and a— expected it to. her report was a bit lame and a bit— t: . her report was a bit lame and a bit vague. . bit lame and a bit vague. it was not bit lame and a bit vague. it was bar dedewe. — bit lame and a bit vague. it was not decisive. he— bit lame and a bit vague. it was not decisive. he did— bit lame and a bit vague. it was not decisive. he did go in the end, but it absolutely was not. no but should she have been dama— no but should she have been dama br— no but should she have been doing it.shreds?_ \aaga but should she have been doing it shreds? but the doing it to shreds? but the mama— doing it to shreds? but the thing-should- doing it to shreds? but the thing should she have been thing is, should she have been in thing is, should she have been m-bw— thing is, should she have been m-be webb- thing is, should she have been in it? well probably in charge of it? well probably mar.— in charge of it? well probably mar. abd— in charge of it? well probably not. and this— in charge of it? well probably not. and this coming out now remmde—bbr- not. and this coming out now reminds—bit of- not. and this coming out now reminds bit of the reminds me a little bit of the demer— reminds me a little bit of the hunter biden_ reminds me a little bit of the hunter biden laptop. it's a bit too hunter biden laptop. it's a bit baa-barbe— hunter biden laptop. it's a bit baa-barre be— hunter biden laptop. it's a bit too-boris is gone,-

too late. boris is gone, you kmawe— too late. boris is gone, you kmawelmeam— too late. boris is gone, you know? mean, like it was know? i mean, it's like it was ewaareeeed— know? i mean, it's like it was suppressed. didn't know suppressed. we didn't know at the suppressed. we didn't know at me dme— suppressed. we didn't know at me dame-ra- suppressed. we didn't know at the time.-to this- suppressed. we didn't know at the time. to this later, the time. come on to this later, you— the time. come on to this later, raw kmaw— the time. come on to this later, you kmaw. bar— the time. come on to this later, you know, but it's— the time. come on to this later, you know, but it's little bit you know, but it's a little bit bke— you know, but it's a little bit like-richard _ you know, but it's a little bit like richard sharpe, you like the richard sharpe, you kmaw—bbc- know, leaving the bbc thing. mere— know, leaving the bbc thing. rbere be— know, leaving the bbc thing. rbere be an— know, leaving the bbc thing. there is an expectation- know, leaving the bbc thing. there is an expectation that people outside of the whole thing none of thing seem to have that none of these people meet each other or have anything to do with each other. not how it other. that's just not how it works. it's so it's so works. and it's so it's so endem— works. and it's so it's so british. the— works. and it's so it's so british. the idea- and it's so it's so british. the idea of hiring one beream— british. the idea of hiring one beream ra— british. the idea of hiring one beream ra be— british. the idea of hiring one person to be the— british. the idea of hiring one person to be the judge, jury and eewdamer— person to be the judge, jury and executioner of— person to be the judge, jury and executioner of entire case. executioner of this entire case. and—ard- executioner of this entire case. and—and raw- executioner of this entire case. and—and raw and that's i think and you see mar— and that's i think and you see rbar warb— and that's i think and you see that with -the_ and that's i think and you see that with the with the that with with the with the bee— that with with the with the press hearings— that with with the with the press hearings and the press hearings and all the bearmae— press hearings and all the hearings. always press hearings and all the hearings-always one hearings. they always hire one beream—meed- hearings. they always hire one person._need they. person. they don't need they need— person. they don't need they reed—meedl person. they don't need theyi reed—reed a person. they don't need they- need_need a free need democracy. they need a free breee — need democracy. they need a free breee mew— need democracy. they need a free breee rmer-aber— need democracy. they need a free press. they they need two press. they need they need two ebdee—we- press. they need they need two| sides—we expect sides of government. we expect rbem — sides of government. we expect rbem ra— sides of government. we expect rbem ra meet— sides of government. we expect them to meet each— sides of government. we expect them to meet each other. but ebawbd— them to meet each other. but should-someone— them to meet each other. but should someone who's should as someone who's sympathetic to labour, be working of the working on getting rid of the conservative prime minister, that's to work that's the simply able to work for don't know. she's for them. i don't know. she's a dwa— for them. i don't know. she's a senior civil servant.— i don't know. she's a senior civil servant. expect senior civil servant. i expect me— senior civil servant. i expect me wbabe— senior civil servant. i expect the whole civil— senior civil servant. i expect the whole civil service is babawr. — the whole civil service is babawr. r— the whole civil service is labour. i think- the whole civil service is labour. i think you have to trust process to some trust the process to some extent. i'm not as inclined to get— extent. i'm not as inclined to deb-amen— extent. i'm not as inclined to deb-amen abawr- extent. i'm not as inclined to get-angry about this. ai;k

raw-re— simon. you're just a liberal. raw-re araebma— simon. you're just a liberal. you're grasping at- you're just a liberal. you're grasping at straws. �*iada“ea. you're grasping at straws. what aboar— you're grasping at straws. what about godfather— you're grasping at straws. what about godfather of i quits over killer fears? feels killer robot fears? that feels like a bit. that like it should be a bit. that was. that was also sue gray. ebe-e— was. that was also sue gray. sbe-e beem— that was also sue gray. she's been involved. she's. ebe-e— she's been involved. she's. ebe-e-deeb- she's been involved. she's. she's-deep in- she's been involved. she's. she's deep in this. don't she's knee deep in this. i don't kmaw— she's knee deep in this. i don't kmaw-baak— she's knee deep in this. i don't know.-look at- she's knee deep in this. i don't know.-look at that- she's knee deep in this. i don't know. look at that on know. i didn't look at that on his know. i didn't look at that on me rew— know. i didn't look at that on his very small— know. i didn't look at that on his very small geoffrey hinton, 75,-bead— his very small geoffrey hinton, 75,-beadlrbe- his very small geoffrey hinton,| 75,-headlthe google 75, who was head of the google bram— 75, who was head of the google bram-arm— 75, who was head of the google brain-arm yeah- 75, who was head of the google brain-arm yeah has. 75, who was head of the google brain arm yeah has is brain research arm yeah has is bke— brain research arm yeah has is um um— brain research arm yeah has is like like running— brain research arm yeah has is like like running for his life bema— like like running for his life being chased— like like running for his life being chased by bionic dogs bke— being chased by bionic dogs across like acres— being chased by bionic dogs across like acres of woodland ebawbd—eraw. | across like acres of woodland. should _ story. that should be the main story. that ebawbd— should be the main story. that aboard—abe— should be the main story. that should—the main- should be the main story. that should the main story. should have been the main story. but have if it but we'll have to see if it comes back to us through the main have we got in main papers. what have we got in the guardian? lewis guardian the guardian? lewis the guardian is the guardian? lewis the guardian be me— the guardian? lewis the guardian be me dame— the guardian? lewis the guardian is the home office— the guardian? lewis the guardian is the home office to— .: ea“7 lewis the guardian is the home office to acquire deede— is the home office to acquire bbeere ar— is the home office to acquire fleets of ships— is the home office to acquire fleets of ships to _ is the home office to acquire fleets of ships to house asylum eeekere—ra- fleets of ships to house asylum seekers.-to they- fleets of ships to house asylum seekers. to they want seekers. they want to they want to seekers. they want to they want ra bare— seekers. they want to they want ra bare ab— seekers. they want to they want ra bare ab ra — seekers. they want to they want to have up to ten— seekers. they want to they want to have up to ten disused cruise bbmere— to have up to ten disused cruise bbmere ra— to have up to ten disused cruise liners to house— to have up to ten disused cruise liners to house-to- to have up to ten disused cruise liners to house to house liners to house the to house rbaee—wba | liners to house the to house- those_who came those asylum seekers who came am baare. — those asylum seekers who came over on boats. so— those asylum seekers who came over on boats. .. over on boats. so they'll be comfortable. right. and over on boats. .. t right. and it is comfortable. right. and it is you— comfortable. right. and it is you mentioned— comfortable. right. and it is you mentioned two- t right. and it is you mentioned two things are rew— you mentioned two things are very interesting.— you mentioned two things are very interesting. you mentioned mar— very interesting. you mentioned rbar abbe— very interesting. you mentioned bad he be— very interesting. you mentioned bad he be a— very interesting. you mentioned that this is a repeat to the bbekeme— that this is a repeat to the dickens period,— that this is a repeat to the dickens period, but it was an earbber— dickens period, but it was an earlier period— dickens period, but it was an earlier period when they when amerbea— earlier period when they when america stopped— earlier period when they when america stopped being the place wbere— america stopped being the place wbere aber— america stopped being the place where they could— america stopped being the place where they could ship prisoners and— where they could ship prisoners and aber— where they could ship prisoners and they wee— where they could ship prisoners and they were backing up in baare— and they were backing up in

baare am— and they were backing up in boats on the— and they were backing up in boats on the thames , they were boats on the thames, they were on boats on the thames, they were an bbamee. — boats on the thames, they were on thames. and— boats on the thames, they were on thames. and that's when aberrabba— on thames. and that's when australia area— on thames. and that's when australia area was opened up as a brace— australia area was opened up as a brace ra— australia area was opened up as a trace a dumb— australia area was opened up as a place to dump the criminals. so a place to dump the criminals. sa rraawbreb— a place to dump the criminals. so magwitch in— a place to dump the criminals. so magwitch in great expectations. ag so magwitch in great expectations. rg iaga“ so magwitch in great— expectations. he was on a ship that was originally bound for america. then that came to an end and then they, guess so end and then they, i guess so opened the australian line. opened up the australian line. yeah. so you're ahead of me. i dbdm-r— yeah. so you're ahead of me. i dbdm-r-amw— yeah. so you're ahead of me. i dbdm-r-amw ar— yeah. so you're ahead of me. i didn't-any of that- yeah. so you're ahead of me. i didn't any of that stuff. didn't read any of that stuff. oh,— didn't read any of that stuff. on mar-e. — didn't read any of that stuff. oh, that's. that's- didn't read any of that stuff. oh, that's. that's the most for the hulks. called the the hulks. they were called the hulks. that's what was it. gravesend think wasn't it. gravesend i think wasn't it. that in and they that pip grows up in and they were there that series has were kept there that series has been viewers but been haemorrhaging viewers but the other i think it's the other thing i think it's very is how how very interesting is how how anybody coming to country anybody coming to this country is asylum seeker, is called an asylum seeker, which wherever they're which means wherever they're coming must horrible coming from, it must be horrible to here. it's such to want to move here. it's such a eem—barma— to want to move here. it's such a self—hating thing.— it's such a self—hating thing. britain is a self—hating thing. britain is a i a self—hating thing. britain is a—r cam-r- a self—hating thing. britain isi a_| can't believe a great country. i can't believe rm— a great country. i can't believe r-m-rbar.— a great country. i can't believe r-m-rbar. r— a great country. i can't believe i'm-that. i don't- a great country. i can't believe i'm that. i don't really i'm saying that. i don't really bebbewe— i'm saying that. i don't really bebbewe-r— i'm saying that. i don't really believe-i know- i'm saying that. i don't really. believe-i know-want believe it. but i know you want to believe it. but i know you want rand.— believe it. but i know you want ra-brlbawe— believe it. but i know you want ra-brlbawe ra— believe it. but i know you want to-itlhave to go- believe it. but i know you want to-itlhave to go on- believe it. but i know you want to it. have to go on the to hear it. i have to go on the bbc— to hear it. i have to go on the bbc kadba— to hear it. i have to go on the bbc radio four— to hear it. i have to go on the bbc radio four this week and defend— bbc radio four this week and defend britain,— bbc radio four this week and defend britain, you know, and kbebb— defend britain, you know, and bdebb swmak— defend britain, you know, and rishi sunak unicorn kingdom, you kmaw—bawabbma- rishi sunak unicorn kingdom, you know,_laughing at. know, people were laughing at b. — know, people were laughing at b. -rbar— know, people were laughing at. it. -that-would it. the idea that anyone would rather in cambridge rather live in cambridge than san like, you san francisco. i'm like, you know, can see, you know, i mean, i can see, you know, i mean, i can see, you know, and cons. anyway, know, pros and cons. anyway, where you got it? well, yeah,

where do you got it? well, yeah, they're where do you got it? well, yeah, mew-re parama— where do you got it? well, yeah, they're putting them— where do you got it? well, yeah, they're putting them on- "rg a:aga gaga. .7’ well, yeah, they're putting them on these ebbbe. — they're putting them on these ebbbe. obe— they're putting them on these ebbbe. ode-raw- they're putting them on these ships. one you know, ships. one idea is, you know, you— ships. one idea is, you know, raw-dab— ships. one idea is, you know, raw-db abe— ships. one idea is, you know, you-till the dead- ships. one idea is, you know, you till the dead of night, you wait till the dead of night, you— you wait till the dead of night, raw eer— you wait till the dead of night, you ed edd— you wait till the dead of night, you set sail, you— you wait till the dead of night, you set sail, you end up, you wake— you set sail, you end up, you wakelamd— you set sail, you end up, you wake-and-back- you set sail, you end up, you wake-and-back in. wake up and you're back in mamae— wake up and you're back in dance ade— wake up and you're back in france. it's an— wake up and you're back in france. it's an idea, isn't it? it france. it's an idea, isn't it? at eawbd— france. it's an idea, isn't it? it could work.— france. it's an idea, isn't it? it could work. i'm- france. it's an idea, isn't it? it could work. i'm just saying, mew-re—ebbbe. i they're already on ships. brew-re— they're already on ships. they're . like. - they're already on ships. they're-like. they're. they're already on ships. i they're-like. they're all they're all like. they're all cruise ships. they'll have deck quoits. a pool, you quoits. they'll have a pool, you know. yeah, there'll be know. well, yeah, there'll be some nice. there's even an idea know. well, yeah, there'll be so putting. there's even an idea putting themre's even an idea putting them on even an idea putting them on redundantiea putting them on redundant oil of putting them on redundant oil rigs of putting them on redundant oil mde-deemed- of putting them on redundant oil rigs-deemed too- rigs but that's deemed too damaerawe— rigs but that's deemed too dangerous this. rigs but that's deemed too. dangerous-this. but dangerous even for this. but mar-e— dangerous even for this. but that's-solving— dangerous even for this. but that's solving problem. that's not solving the problem. the problem is, is how do you stop people from wanting to come to and the to the country? and i think the way you do that is basically the way you do that is basically the way the tories and the government been doing it is government has been doing it is trying make the country as trying to make the country as bad as possible. yeah, i think aber— bad as possible. yeah, i think mew—braebbma- bad as possible. yeah, i think they-trashing it- bad as possible. yeah, i think. they-trashing it every they watch you trashing it every mam— they watch you trashing it every mam am— they watch you trashing it every mam am abbe— they watch you trashing it every night on this show. ce“ they watch you trashing it every night on this show. can we just fit night on this show. can we just rbr-rbe— night on this show. can we just fit the daily before fit it in the daily star before we go to an outbreak? very quickly? yeah. no, i want to ram— quickly? yeah. no, i want to rake-rr-e— quickly? yeah. no, i want to rake-rr-e rew— a:. {ag/lg? yeah. no, i want to take it's very important take time. it's very important eram— take time. it's very important erarw-br. — take time. it's very important story.-e.t. -dave.. take time. it's very important. story.-e.t. -dave. and story. it's e.t. phone dave. and abbe— story. it's e.t. phone dave. and rbbelbeabbe— story. it's e.t. phone dave. and this people surveyed and this is people were surveyed and aber— this is people were surveyed and bed wam— this is people were surveyed and bed wam ra— this is people were surveyed and they want to they— this is people were surveyed and they want to they want david attenborough _ they want to they want david - attenborough—aliens, attenborough to meet the aliens, breewmabbw—marl presumably put them off, not twea— presumably put them off, not beer—earmark.- presumably put them off, not. just—country, but just coming to the country, but eambma—a- coming to the earth with a became— coming to the earth with aj lecture _change. coming to the earth with a- lecture _change. and lecture on climate change. and the

lecture on climate change. and rbe-beabbe— lecture on climate change. and rbe-beabbe aber- lecture on climate change. and the people they suggested the other people they suggested were—erera- the other people they suggested were greta thunberg. were obama and greta thunberg. i dam-r— were obama and greta thunberg. i dart-abbe— were obama and greta thunberg. i don't-this-done- don't know if this was done in me— don't know if this was done in the guardian— don't know if this was done in the guardian offices and webrdbw— the guardian offices and weirdly, did weirdly, will smith, even did not weirdly, will smith, even did mar—r- weirdly, will smith, even did rad—r mearl weirdly, will smith, even did. not—i mean, what not see the slap. i mean, what is not see the slap. i mean, what be-are— not see the slap. i mean, what be-arelwear.- not see the slap. i mean, what is-on?.yeah,.l- not see the slap. i mean, whati is-on?.yeah,.l think is going on? so yeah, so i think bare— is going on? so yeah, so i think dave attenborough will be able to dave attenborough will be able ralrebbbeared— dave attenborough will be able to.replicated by— dave attenborough will be able to replicated by ai very to be replicated by ai very dabewa— to be replicated by ai very quickly-should,- to be replicated by ai very quickly should, you know, quickly if he should, you know, baee— pass away before the aliens come. iwe're-on. pass away before the aliens. come. iwe're-on that pass away before the aliens- come. iwe're-on that one. come. so we're safe on that one. with part one. join us with that is part one. join us for the next we're for the next section. we're going to discussing

. you're listening to gb of time. you're listening to gb wewe— of time. you're listening to gb wewe kadba— of time. you're listening to gb wewe kadba .— of time. you're listening to gb news radio . and— . you're listening to gb news radio . and welcome back to news radio. and welcome back to readbbrere— news radio. and welcome back to readbbrere. — news radio. and welcome back to headliners. i'm— news radio. and welcome back to headliners . headliners. i'm simon evans. tonight i am joined by the one and only louis schaefer and the one and only nick dixon . okay, one and only nick dixon. okay, so let us continue with our stories. louis, we're going to kick off with the independent, the story of the never ending story of striking into its striking nurses moves into its 100th great year. well, this is a for 100th great year. well, this is a—rar me— 100th great year. well, this is a_for me because. 100th great year. well, this isj a_for me because it 100th great year. well, this is. a_for me because it it a wrong one for me because it it are— a wrong one for me because it it rbreleawbbe— a wrong one for me because it it rbreleawbbe ar— a wrong one for me because it it hits couple of nerves. the hits a couple of nerves. the warer— hits a couple of nerves. the warer rewe— hits a couple of nerves. the worst nerve-it- hits a couple of nerves. the. worst nerve.-it-that worst nerve. well, it says that ard— worst nerve. well, it says that and abbe— worst nerve. well, it says that and he raw— worst nerve. well, it says that and this you were— worst nerve. well, it says that and this you were talking about mar— and this you were talking about that horrible— and this you were talking about that horrible writing the readbbre— that horrible writing the headline writers that these have this headline writers that these have we ae— headline writers that these have we be— headline writers that these have this one is indecipherable braerbeabbw— this one is indecipherable practically determined nurses . practically determined nurses. so practically determined nurses. sa mar-e— practically determined nurses. so that's like— practically determined nurses.

so that's like a— practically determined nurses. so that's like a type of nurse bbke— so that's like a type of nurse bbke career— so that's like a type of nurse like cancer nurse,— so that's like a type of nurse like cancer nurse, icy nurse. brbe— like cancer nurse, icy nurse. brbe be— like cancer nurse, icy nurse. this is determined nurses that the this is determined nurses that rre was— this is determined nurses that me was ear-r— this is determined nurses that the nhs can't cope without, ear-r— the nhs can't cope without, ear-r eabe— the nhs can't cope without, can't cope without will push aread— can't cope without will push aread wbrr— can't cope without will push ahead with strikes , union leader ahead with strikes, union leader warns. so health— ahead with strikes, union leader warns. so health secretary steve radar— warns. so health secretary steve barclay accuses— warns. so health secretary steve barclay accuses the royal cabbeae— barclay accuses the royal cabbeae ar— barclay accuses the royal college of nursing of premature aebbam— college of nursing of premature aerbar. dee— college of nursing of premature action. he's offered them 5, wrber— action. he's offered them 5, wrber be— action. he's offered them 5, which is ridiculous because the nurses and the— which is ridiculous because the nurses and the nurses action erarred— nurses and the nurses action erarred abbe— nurses and the nurses action started this inflationary period and started this inflationary period ard bre— started this inflationary period and are be— started this inflationary period and 5% is nothing. you know, abb— and 5% is nothing. you know, we've all been— and 5% is nothing. you know, we've all been to— and 5% is nothing. you know, we've all been to the shops and so we've all been to the shops and ea brew— we've all been to the shops and ea brew ear— we've all been to the shops and ea brew ear eer— we've all been to the shops and so they say even if— we've all been to the shops and so they say even if they even if brew— so they say even if they even if brew — so they say even if they even if brew abrea— so they say even if they even if they are given 5,— so they say even if they even if they are given 5, a— so they say even if they even if they are given 5, a lot of these nurses want to _ they are given 5, a lot of these nurses want to strike for more. so nurses want to strike for more. so mew-re— nurses want to strike for more. so they're determined- nurses want to strike for more. so they're determined in- nurses want to strike for more. so they're determined in the sense that they're determined to strike the nhs can't cope without them . well, it will be without them. well, it will be interesting exactly what interesting to see exactly what how that then. how that manifests then. i suppose. how that manifests then. i suppose . i like people suppose. i like your people dying . yeah. i don't know. dying. yeah. i don't know. i bbke— dying. yeah. i don't know. i bbke raw— dying. yeah. i don't know. i like your idea— dying. yeah. i don't know. i like your idea of— dying. yeah. i don't know. i like your idea of a- a: “3 yeah. i don't know. i like your idea of a determined nurse as a sort— like your idea of a determined nurse as a sort of— like your idea of a determined nurse as a sort of deals with derermbred— nurse as a sort of deals with determined people and breaks rrebr—kbrd- determined people and breaksi their—kindlnurse determined people and breaks their you kind nurse determined people and breaks their you like kind nurse determined people and breaks their you like to kind nurse determined people and breaks their you like to see nurse determined people and breaks their you like to see if nurse determined people and breaks their you like to see if you.se would you like to see if you. r-m — would you like to see if you. r-m abreadw— would you like to see if you. i'm already seeing several kind of ambivalent,— i'm already seeing several kind of ambivalent, mainly mental readm— of ambivalent, mainly mental reabrr. bar— of ambivalent, mainly mental health. but yeah,— of ambivalent, mainly mental health. but yeah, yeah. i mean,

baak— health. but yeah, yeah. i mean, baak .— health. but yeah, yeah. i mean, baak. r— health. but yeah, yeah. i mean, baak. r e— health. but yeah, yeah. i mean, look , i see lewis's— health. but yeah, yeah. i mean, look , i see lewis's point about look, i see lewis's point about bmbarbar. — look, i see lewis's point about bmbarbar. sa— look, i see lewis's point about inflation. so i— look, i see lewis's point about inflation. so i suppose if raw-re— inflation. so i suppose if yaw-re a— inflation. so i suppose if you're a nurse,- inflation. so i suppose if you're a nurse, you're not rrberra— you're a nurse, you're not thinking rational reason thinking in a rational reason sense,_thinkingi sense, you're just thinking pay in conditions.— sense, you're just thinking pay in conditions. want money in conditions. i want more money ard— in conditions. i want more money ardleawree— in conditions. i want more money and-course they're— in conditions. i want more money and course they're going to and of course they're going to say— and of course they're going to say-determined- and of course they're going to say determined they're say they're determined they're not say they're determined they're rad-ra — say they're determined they're rad-ra erab— say they're determined they're not to stop because that's not going to stop because that's a—baebrbar. - not going to stop because that's a—baebrbar. kaw- a negotiating position. you dar-r— don't say, yeah, we'll probably add— don't say, yeah, we'll probably rabd—we— don't say, yeah, we'll probably rabd—we rabb- don't say, yeah, we'll probably fold _us half, you i fold if they give us half, you kraw— fold if they give us half, you krawmeam-- fold if they give us half, you know-mean? so- fold if they give us half, you know mean? so although know what i mean? so although the know what i mean? so although are—eeeme- know what i mean? so although are—eeeme ral the support for nhs seems to remabr—krawl remain amongst, you know, eaeb— remain amongst, you know, zeabawe—arl remain amongst, you know,| zealous—of the zealous amongst part of the bababarbar.— zealous amongst part of the bababarbar. br— zealous amongst part of the population, dr. julia patterson baered—wawl posted today that would you barber— rather pledge allegiance to the wre— rather pledge allegiance to the wrslrre— rather pledge allegiance to the nhs the monarch? rather pledge allegiance to the nhs-the monarch? to nhs or the monarch? she wants to bbedae— nhs or the monarch? she wants to dredge—bre- nhs or the monarch? she wants to bbedae—rre was. nhs or the monarch? she wants to pledge the nhs and pledge allegiance to the nhs and had thousands— pledge allegiance to the nhs and had thousands of— pledge allegiance to the nhs and had thousands of likes. mean, had thousands of likes. i mean, it's absolutely— had thousands of likes. i mean, it's absolutely _well,l had thousands of likes. i mean,i it's absolutely _well, we it's absolutely insane. well, we bad—bearde- it's absolutely insane. well, we had people pledging had that. we had people pledging allegiance to it throughout the pandemic didn't even pandemic, didn't we? even though our to our own lives came to a juddering because they were juddering halt because they were unable right? yeah, it unable to cope, right? yeah, it destroyed it destroyed the economy. the country which eaeed— economy. the country which eaeed bre— economy. the country which caused the inflation, which maybe— caused the inflation, which maybe .— caused the inflation, which maybe . maybe— caused the inflation, which maybe , maybe not that it was the maybe, maybe not that it was the nurses,.course,-know- nurses, of course, you know eamerrbra— nurses, of course, you know eamerrbra .— nurses, of course, you know something , because i personally something, because i personally , i something, because i personally . r rrbrk— something, because i personally . a ram we— something, because i personally , i think we need— something, because i personally , i think we need nurses. i dar-r— , i think we need nurses. i dar-r rrbrk— , i think we need nurses. i don't think we— , i think we need nurses. i don't think we need doctors. i rrbrk— don't think we need doctors. i mm bore— don't think we need doctors. i rrbrk aey. ar— don't think we need doctors. i think 90% of the— don't think we need doctors. i think 90% of the doctors can can i think 90% of the doctors can can a aerwabby— think 90% of the doctors can can i actually controversial i mean i actually controversial i mean r mea— i actually controversial i mean a mar-e— i actually controversial i mean i mean that's a— i actually controversial i mean i mean that's a hyperbole but mere-e— i mean that's a hyperbole but rrere-e a— i mean that's a hyperbole but there's a there's— i mean that's a hyperbole but there's a there's an element of radar. — there's a there's an element of radar. r— there's a there's an element of radar. a red— there's a there's an element of truth. i tell you— there's a there's an element of truth. i tell you what,- there's a there's an element of truth. i“ there's a there's an element of truth. ’“ £50 truth. i tell you what, in 30 years time, he means it. it will

be the nurses and the and the care givers, broadly speaking, will be but the will still be there, but the doctors been replaced doctors will have been replaced with you think so? with i, i yeah, you think so? yeah. yeah. diagnosis will be very much a question your very much a question of your blood be taken immediately. blood will be taken immediately. the to that is we did an the counter to that is we did an article day that 70 article the other day that 70 something% preferred the i bedside manner because it was more so perhaps more caring. so perhaps the dee— more caring. so perhaps the surgeon-remain- more caring. so perhaps the. surgeon-remain-it's surgeon will remain because it's very— surgeon will remain because it's very complicated.— surgeon will remain because it's very complicated. perhaps very complicated. and perhaps the very complicated. and perhaps we eyee— very complicated. and perhaps we eyee wbbb— very complicated. and perhaps the eyes will be— very complicated. and perhaps the eyes will be the carers. i rabb— the eyes will be the carers. i bebb yaw.— the eyes will be the carers. i bebb yaw-weed— the eyes will be the carers. i tell you, . used i live - the eyes will be the carers. ij tell you, .used.live next tell you, we used to live next door a care in hove when door to a care home in hove when we down there and door to a care home in hove when we could down there and door to a care home in hove when we could hear down there and door to a care home in hove when we could hear the,n there and door to a care home in hove when we could hear the, the ere and you could hear the, the operatives out in the back garden having a and a cup of tea. and the way they spoke about the patients and the general vibe, i, i would general kind of vibe, i, i would rather after yeah. rather be looked after by. yeah. as remotely comparable as it gets remotely comparable to, all it needs to be to, you know, all it needs to be able to do is dab your forehead as certainly it's conversation. everybody eambbabre— conversation. everybody complains about- atria “ , ag “ everybody complains about people conversation. everybody- complains about-people they complains about the people they rave— complains about the people they rave-rar— complains about the people they rare-far yaw. — complains about the people they have for you. waiters have to care for you. waiters rare—.- have to care for you. waiters rare—. r- have to care for you. waiters hate_. i hated have to care for you. waiters- hate_. i hated my hate the customers. i hated my ebbbdrem— hate the customers. i hated my erbbdrer. — hate the customers. i hated my children. you're— hate the customers. i hated my children. you're quite- hate the customers. i hated my children. /aia. a:. g“. children. you're quite right, nick. north the border in the nick. north of the border in the telegraph, the snp are taking their off stage . their own cherry off stage. yeah, this is terrible. feminist mp yeah, this is terrible. feminist rdr wa—

yeah, this is terrible. feminist mp no platformed by edinburgh rrbrae— mp no platformed by edinburgh rrbrae camedy— mp no platformed by edinburgh fringe comedy club over a gender erbrbeab— fringe comedy club over a gender erbrbeab wewe— fringe comedy club over a gender critical views. it's— fringe comedy club over a gender critical views. it's joanna crerry— critical views. it's joanna crerry ar— critical views. it's joanna cherry of the _ critical views. it's joanna cherry of the snp and the stand camedy— cherry of the snp and the stand camedy crab— cherry of the snp and the stand comedy club said— cherry of the snp and the stand comedy club said their staff rar— comedy club said their staff were not comfortable and so her eraw— were not comfortable and so her eraw ar— were not comfortable and so her eraw ar a— were not comfortable and so her eraw ar a raw— were not comfortable and so her show or a talk was— were not comfortable and so her show or a talk was was cancelled . ard— show or a talk was was cancelled . krd bre— show or a talk was was cancelled . krd br-e rar— show or a talk was was cancelled . and it's not surprising if you kraw— . and it's not surprising if you krawleamedy— . and it's not surprising if you know comedy world, stand know the comedy world, the stand is know the comedy world, the stand be—wbra.— know the comedy world, the stand be—wbralar- is extremely left wing. it's an swr— is extremely left wing. it's an err-bre— is extremely left wing. it's an snp-the owner- is extremely left wing. it's an snp-the owner is- is extremely left wing. it's an snp the owner is an mp . snp club, the owner is an mp. bbbe— snp club, the owner is an mp. bbbe be— snp club, the owner is an mp. bbbe be bammy— snp club, the owner is an mp. this is tommy, right,- snp club, the owner is an mp. this is tommy, right, who's- snp club, the owner is an mp. this is tommy, right, who's the snp. joanna cherry snp. and then joanna cherry herself snp. but it's the herself is snp. but it's the tw0r_ herself is snp. but it's the rwa. bre— herself is snp. but it's the rwa. be are— herself is snp. but it's the two, it's the two- ear 37' but it's the two, it's the two factions of bre— two, it's the two factions of are swr. — two, it's the two factions of the snp. yeah.— two, it's the two factions of the snp. yeah. they've got the snp. yeah. well they've got the snp. yeah. well they've got are—bearde- the snp. yeah. well they've got the people haven't the kate forbes people haven't rrey. — the kate forbes people haven't bbey—warbawe- they. they've got various raedare— they. they've got various factions they've they. they've got various- factions-they've got factions and then they've got the factions and then they've got. are—bbke the radical gender not side like erwraear— the radical gender not side like eraraear ard— the radical gender not side like sturgeon and so— the radical gender not side like sturgeon and so yeah, i mean leo baerbra— sturgeon and so yeah, i mean leo baerbra arab— sturgeon and so yeah, i mean leo was posting that it's— was posting that it's a factional— was posting that it's a factional within was posting that it's a factional-within snp so factional war within the snp so abbe— factional war within the snp so he berrary— factional war within the snp so this bethany black trans eamedbar— this bethany black trans comedian cancelled show. it comedian cancelled her show. it eaye— comedian cancelled her show. it eaye r— comedian cancelled her show. it eaye a dart— comedian cancelled her show. it says i don't know— comedian cancelled her show. it says i don't know which gender trey— says i don't know which gender rrey are— says i don't know which gender rrey arela— says i don't know which gender they are-alsome- says i don't know which gender they are a some sort of they are in a in some sort of brareer— they are in a in some sort of brareer ard— they are in a in some sort of protest and of— they are in a in some sort of protest and of course whatever the protest and of course whatever we abbaebre— protest and of course whatever we abbaebre ar— protest and of course whatever the opposite of solidarity is. yes— the opposite of solidarity is. wee-arab— the opposite of solidarity is. yes,-that and- the opposite of solidarity is. yes, that and joanna yes, exactly that and joanna dreary— yes, exactly that and joanna crerry be— yes, exactly that and joanna crerry be eaybra— yes, exactly that and joanna cherry is saying it's absolute nonsense—it's. nonsense. she's saying it's a farm— nonsense. she's saying it's a new form mccarthyism where new form of mccarthyism where any new form of mccarthyism where ary—rembrber- new form of mccarthyism where any-feminist who - any lesbian or feminist who daeer-r— any lesbian or feminist who doesn't—genderj doesn't subscribe to gender bderrbry— doesn't subscribe to gender identity ideology losing the identity ideology is losing the abbbbry— identity ideology is losing the ability-public- ability to have a public bbarrarm— ability to have a public platform some ability to have a public platform _some their platform and in some cases their abbbbry— platform and in some cases their abbbbry-a— platform and in some cases their abbbbry-a bbwbra- platform and in some cases their ability a living. now, ability to make a living. now, the ability to make a living. now, are-mere- ability to make a living. now, the-therelthat. the only flaw there is that mccarthyism _ the only flaw there is that- mccarthyism - because the only flaw there is that- mccaiwere m - because the only flaw there is that mccaiwere communistsbecause the only flaw there is that mccaiwere communists throughout

there were communists throughout there were communists throughout are—rabbywaadl the us, especially in hollywood. but the us, especially in hollywood. bar-bamb— the us, especially in hollywood. bar-babrr .— the us, especially in hollywood. but-point . there- the us, especially in hollywood. but point . there were but i see her point. there were rede— but i see her point. there were redelrre— but i see her point. there were redelrre bed.— but i see her point. there were reds-the bed, but- but i see her point. there were reds-the bed, but i- but i see her point. there were reds the bed, but i see the reds on the bed, but i see the babrr. — reds on the bed, but i see the ram. kaw— reds on the bed, but i see the point. you were— reds on the bed, but i see the point. /aia. “g point. you were something. i'm totally offended there totally offended by this. there can in with can be no comparison in with mccarthyism because that was the worst type of this type of type of thing ever. worst type of this type of type of thing ever . and worst type of this type of type of thing ever. and there worst type of this type of type of thing ever . and there can be of thing ever. and there can be no i'm making i'm making an ironic what we dealt with with mccarthyism, though i mean, apart from the irony, also apart from the irony, we also got great movies. there got some great movies. there were there some were some great there were some drear— were some great there were some erear—eamel great music, there were some drear— great music, there were some erear-bre— great music, there were some great the paranoia great books. the paranoia aerwabby— great books. the paranoia actually unleashed actually kind of unleashed a rbdab— actually kind of unleashed a rbdab-ar— actually kind of unleashed a tidal of creativity, you tidal wave of creativity, you kraw— tidal wave of creativity, you kraw-ar— tidal wave of creativity, you kraw-ar rre - tidal wave of creativity, you know, of the great sci fi know, half of the great sci fi movies, invasion— know, half of the great sci fi movies, invasion of the body srarerere— movies, invasion of the body snatchers, that— movies, invasion of the body snatchers, that that was snatchers, that was that was bad— snatchers, that was that was kbrd—ra- snatchers, that was that was kbrd—ra be- snatchers, that was that was| kind—to belall kind of supposed to be it all came—abb- kind of supposed to be it all came—kb ofl kind of supposed to be it all. came _all of that, came out of that. all of that, you— came out of that. all of that, you know, can i just. whereas this you know, can i just. whereas rrbe rare— you know, can i just. whereas this trans thing— you know, can i just. whereas this trans thing is— ate“ whereas this trans thing is producing rarbbra— nothing, there's not been a emde— nothing, there's not been a single-episode- single decent episode of eastenders_itj single decent episode of- eastenders_it hasn't eastenders out of it. it hasn't -twer— eastenders out of it. it hasn't came-idea r— eastenders out of it. it hasn't come. just i just want come. i was just i just want to say that kidding about the say that i was kidding about the whole thing. i get it. and you like mccarthyism. was in like mccarthyism. it was in reference earlier reference to an earlier situation. yeah, i didn't get it, situation. yeah, i didn't get bblbr-e— situation. yeah, i didn't get balbde aaad— situation. yeah, i didn't get it,-it's good you- yeah, i didn't get it, it's good you explain it it, but it's good you explain it abawr— it, but it's good you explain it. abawr—kbawr. about regularly. about. about, say, andrew doyle. say, an abbott or andrew doyle. just death of love and just say the death of love and yaw-db— just say the death of love and yard aer— just say the death of love and yard get away— just say the death of love and you'll get away with it. saayma— you'll get away with it. saayma wbrb— you'll get away with it. staying with the- you'll get away with it. staying with the telegraph.

lewis sounds like lewis and it sounds like there erraybra— lewis and it sounds like there. enjoying—guardian's enjoying holding the guardian's feet enjoying holding the guardian's deer—are- feet to the fire on this one a barbe— feet to the fire on this one a bbrrbelwebb.— feet to the fire on this one a little .well, this- feet to the fire on this one a little well, this should little bit well, this should be raer-e— little bit well, this should be raer-e erar.— little bit well, this should be josh's story, really, because little bit well, this should be jostoursrry, really, because little bit well, this should be jostours ,y, really, because little bit well, this should be jostours , because because little bit well, this should be jostours , because you've e all yours, because you've become wrarewer— all yours, because you've become wrarewer. — all yours, because you've become wrarewer. ade— all yours, because you've become whatever . it's true. _ all yours, because you've become whatever . it's true. it's- all yours, because you've become whatever . . . whatever. it's true. it's true. i should ask you you feel. i should ask you how you feel. i was offended . you've i should ask you how you feel. i was offended. you've become i should ask you how you feel. i was offended . you've become a was so offended. you've become a wrarewer— was so offended. you've become a wrarewer .— was so offended. you've become a wrarewer. rm— was so offended. you've become a wrarewer. r-m rar— 3: you've become a whatever . i'm not allowed to say whatever. i'm not allowed to say mar.— whatever. i'm not allowed to say mar. bewbe. — whatever. i'm not allowed to say mar. bewe-yaw— whatever. i'm not allowed to say that, lewis.-you can- whatever. i'm not allowed to say that, lewis. you can say that, lewis. but you can say rrar. — that, lewis. but you can say rrar. webb— that, lewis. but you can say rrar. web. a— that, lewis. but you can say that. well, i don't- that, lewis. but you can say that. �*raaa'agu a:aia“ . that, lewis. but you can say- that. well, i don't know what to say. you see, mate, i don't know. since happened , know. ever since that happened, i've noticed , like the way i've just noticed, like the way you're sitting. what do you noticing? idon't you're sitting. what do you noticing? i don't know . noticing? i don't know. non—story. you see, i've actually cancelled quite a few of my. my half brothers and eberere— of my. my half brothers and eberere ar— of my. my half brothers and sisters on this— of my. my half brothers and sisters on this in— my half brothers and sisters on this in the in the rewber— sisters on this in the in the jewish family. _ sisters on this in the in the jewish family. and also, you kraw— jewish family. and also, you kraw. twea— jewish family. and also, you know, just jewish friends, beaee— know, just jewish friends, because - of - know, just jewish friends, because of best know, just jewish friends,- because _of - best friends because most of my best friends are-krawbra— because most of my best friends are-krawbra-r- because most of my best friendsi are-knowing-i don't are jewish, knowing some i don't not are jewish, knowing some i don't rar mary— are jewish, knowing some i don't rar mary ar— are jewish, knowing some i don't not many of them— are jewish, knowing some i don't not many of them are offended by this not many of them are offended by he aaarrr— not many of them are offended by this cartoon-did— this cartoon. what did you rrbrke—twerl this cartoon. what did you. think?_justlfind think? well, it was just i find all think? well, it was just i find alt-cartoons— think? well, it was just i find all cartoons offensive. all his cartoons offensive. they-re — all his cartoons offensive. they're hideous . they're all they're all hideous. they're all disgusting—anal disgusting and degrading and dehumanising_ disgusting and degrading and dehumanising one didn't dehumanising. this one didn't seem particularly bad. i seem to be particularly bad. i meme-ee- seem to be particularly bad. i meme-e me- seem to be particularly bad. i mean, to the great seem to be particularly bad. i. mean,-to the great fat mean, compared to the great fat meme— mean, compared to the great fat figure-johnson— mean, compared to the great fat figure johnson sitting on a figure of johnson sitting on a pile— figure of johnson sitting on a pile-appeared- figure of johnson sitting on a pile-appeared to- figure of johnson sitting on a pile appeared to be his pile of what appeared to be his eem-eem.— pile of what appeared to be his own _yeah.-fact- pile of what appeared to be hisi own _yeah.-fact that own faeces. yeah. the fact that remem— own faeces. yeah. the fact that richard apparently has richard chubb apparently has a eeeemem— richard chubb apparently has a goldman sachs— richard chubb apparently has a goldman sachs box his hands , goldman sachs box in his hands, it's goldman sachs box in his hands, m-e—wmem— goldman sachs box in his hands, m-e—wmem m- goldman sachs box in his hands, it's—which is whichi

it's not the most which is which is meiemeue— it's not the most which is which is ridiculous-he- it's not the most which is which is ridiculous he did is ridiculous because he did week— is ridiculous because he did work-goldman- is ridiculous because he did work goldman sachs, which work for goldman sachs, which weekee— work for goldman sachs, which weekee fer— work for goldman sachs, which worked for him _ work for goldman sachs, which worked for him there. . worked for him there. it's all eme— worked for him there. it's all true . eeam— worked for him there. it's all true . yeah, that's- worked for him there. . yeah, that's true . it is true. yeah, that's true. it is me— true. yeah, that's true. it is me meee— true. yeah, that's true. it is true trope and— yeah, that's true. it is true trope and also happens to be me.— true trope and also happens to be me. em— true trope and also happens to be true. but the _ true trope and also happens to be true. but the fact is that you— be true. but the fact is that yeu eeeeuee — be true. but the fact is that you because you're only half jewish-_ you because you're only half jemem yem— you because you're only half jewish. yeah are— you because you're only half jewish. yeah are allowed to only eem— jewish. yeah are allowed to only talk mem— jewish. yeah are allowed to only talk about this— jewish. yeah are allowed to only talk about this in— jewish. yeah are allowed to only talk about this in half measures eme— talk about this in half measures mm mm— talk about this in half measures and half terms. _ talk about this in half measures and half terms. so— talk about this in half measures and half terms. so i'm on the emer— and half terms. so i'm on the emer meme— and half terms. so i'm on the other hand i'm— and half terms. so i'm on the other hand i'm on— and half terms. so i'm on the other hand i'm on the other hand islso— other hand i'm on the other hand mlee me— other hand i'm on the other hand mlee me seem— other hand i'm on the other hand is so the story jewish is it so the story is jewish leaders— is it so the story is jewish leaders want— is it so the story is jewish leaders want meet the leaders want to meet the guardian— leaders want to meet the guardian-over- guardian editor over anti—semitic sharp anti—semitic richard sharp eeeemm— anti—semitic richard sharp eemeem-i— anti—semitic richard sharp cartoon. i looked at this cartoon. and i looked at this eme— cartoon. and i looked at this end met-e— cartoon. and i looked at this and that's what— cartoon. and i looked at this and that's what cartoons do. it meme— and that's what cartoons do. it makes eeeme— and that's what cartoons do. it makes people look ugly. they ceme— makes people look ugly. they even eve— makes people look ugly. they could never do— makes people look ugly. they could never do with me because rm— could never do with me because i'm-looking— could never do with me because i'm-looking ee- could never do with me because i'm-looking at my- could never do with me because i'm looking at my we had i'm so good looking at my we had run i'm so good looking at my we had evmeee— i'm so good looking at my we had run almost the— i'm so good looking at my we had run almost the very— i'm so good looking at my we had run almost the very first program— run almost the very first program-l- run almost the very firsti program-i think run almost the very first. program-i think it run almost the very first- program-i think it was program we did. i think it was maybe it was somewhere else where serena williams where it was serena williams and she to really she had been made to look really grotesque. had a temper grotesque. she'd had a temper tantrum. have been tantrum. this might have been another show. i can't remember. she'd temper tantrum she'd had a temper tantrum and she broken and she had broken a racket and she was that. she had broken a racket and she was said, that. she had broken a racket and she was said, oh, that. she had broken a racket and she was said, oh, you're that. she had broken a racket and she was said, oh, you're playing. people said, oh, you're playing into tropes of black women, you know, aggressive and well, know, being aggressive and well, she had i mean, she had absolutely. it was absolutely. i mean, it was almost still photograph, almost like a still photograph, just kind of slightly up almost like a still photograph, jubit.ind of slightly up almost like a still photograph, jubit.ind oyou ghtly up almost like a still photograph, jubit.ind oyou absolutely. up almost like a still photograph, jubit.ind oyou absolutely. it's a bit. and you absolutely. it's going a quality it has to

going to be a quality it has to be a quality in those terms as well. think yeah. it's well. i think so, yeah. it's a it's a cartoon. but- well. i think so, yeah. it's a it's a cartoon. but also,- it's a it's a cartoon. but also, this is mee— it's a cartoon. but also, this is nee eeee— it's a cartoon. but also, this is not good for— it's a cartoon. but also, this is not good for the jews, right . ame— is not good for the jews, right . ame vee— is not good for the jews, right . and you always— is not good for the jews, right . and you always say that you enme— . and you always say that you mmvlmeee— . and you always say that you think-those terms- . and you always say that you think those terms because think in those terms because met-e— think in those terms because men-e met-e— think in those terms because that's that's part— think in those terms because that's that's part being that's that's part of being a jew—m- that's that's part of being ai jew—m good? jew is thinking, is it good? ven— jew is thinking, is it good? wen—eel jew is thinking, is it good? i wen—n sev. well, i was just going to say, look, hate the look, i obviously hate the guardian left, of guardian and the left, of course, anti—semitic. course, can be anti—semitic. we've it, have to we've all seen it, i have to say, reluctantly. possibly say, reluctantly. this possibly he didn't mean it. he he possibly didn't mean it. he said he mean to. and said why? he didn't mean to. and it is actually plausible. you look the box like sunak. it's look in the box like sunak. it's got a big nose. but that's got like a big nose. but that's something else that's just generally you something else that's just geneboris you something else that's just geneboris is you something else that's just geneboris is painted you something else that's just geneboris is painted an>u say, boris is painted as an absolute grotesque. it seems absolute grotesque. so it seems to with that, josh to be in keeping with that, josh will be screaming at home, like you there's you say. but i think there's a there's plausible that he there's a it's plausible that he didn't mean to do it. and it was just mean, it's just a gem. i mean, it's an awful probably an awful awful it's probably an awful cartoon anyway, but not necessarily anti—semitic on purpose. there's a sort of squid in purpose. there's a sort of squid m me— purpose. there's a sort of squid m me-vmen— purpose. there's a sort of squid in the .which is— purpose. there's a sort of squid in the .which is which- in the box, which is which genuinely— in the box, which is which genuinely trope, the idea genuinely is a trope, the idea mee— genuinely is a trope, the idea that-power— genuinely is a trope, the idea that power extends its that jewish power extends its eemeeee— that jewish power extends its tentacles-the - that jewish power extends its tentacles the globe, that jewish power extends its tenteoh,; the globe, that jewish power extends its tenteoh, yes, the globe, that jewish power extends its tenteoh, yes, but:he globe, that jewish power extends its tenteoh, yes, but that lobe, that jewish power extends its tenteoh, yes, but that was, like, oh, yes, but that was a reference to _ like, oh, yes, but that was a reference to a— like, oh, yes, but that was a reference to a very specific enme— reference to a very specifici mime—seem thing about goldman sachs that it thing about goldman sachs that m—ee— thing about goldman sachs that m—ee nevme- thing about goldman sachs that m—ee nevme el it was referred to as having a enme— it was referred to as having a eeme mve— it was referred to as having a eeme mve grip— it was referred to as having a squid like grip on it. yeah. so mee— squid like grip on it. yeah. so just—mean.- squid like grip on it. yeah. so just—mean ml just very unlucky. i mean, it kind of is unlucky, but i

kind of is unlucky, but then i suppose you be suppose how often can you be unlucky people. well, unlucky before people. well, yeah, he may. may have unlucky before people. well, yeah, views. y. may have unlucky before people. well, yeah, views. separatists have unlucky before people. well, yeah, views. separatists i have unlucky before people. well, yeah, views. separatists i mean, awful views. separatists i mean, people say it's unconscious bias. find that not quite bias. i find that not quite believable. but may have believable. but he may have awful views. he works for the guardian. does guardian. he probably does employ their discomfort for the time anyway. time being as it lasts anyway. nick, distressing nick, the times has distressing seen— nick, the times has distressing seen-eeueeme— nick, the times has distressing story students left story now of students left anxious after— story now of students left anxious after being severed from men—eme- anxious after being severed from men—ems ml their daemons is. yeah, this is students phones separation students with phones separation anxiety penalties anxiety risking exam penalties so ofqual which i didn't know was a thing, but there's a lot of these off things aren't there? they said that 50% of candidates were penalised for mobile more mobile phones. 50% more candidates than in 2019. sorry. yeah so basically what they're doing bringing in doing is they're bringing in their phones because they can't be and can be without them. and who can be these you weird if these days? you feel weird if you've got them turned off. in most they're to most cases they're not trying to cheat. be cheat. they just can't be without they don't without them. and they don't trust putting them in the little without them. and they don't trustwhichig them in the little without them. and they don't trustwhich isthem in the little without them. and they don't trustwhich is fair1 in the little without them. and they don't trustwhich is fair enough..ittle without them. and they don't trustwhich is fair enough. but box, which is fair enough. but of course they're getting penalised because you're not allowed them now. chris rock sorted had some kind sorted it. he had some kind of thing. didn't want to thing. he didn't want people to release he made release new material. so he made you all in this safe you put it all in this like safe lock up thing. they should do something like that. i mean, i dunnoif something like that. i mean, i dunno if they've got the

resources. yeah but you have it on resources. yeah but you have it em ven— resources. yeah but you have it em vem eeev— resources. yeah but you have it on your desk but— resources. yeah but you have it on your desk but it's- ”to; yeah but you have it on your desk but it's inside eememme— on your desk but it's inside something—or. on your desk but it's inside. something—or you on your desk but it's inside- something _or you put something like that. or you put it a centralised place that's it in a centralised place that's definitely mean look definitely safe. i mean look everyone's they everyone's anxious now if they don't phone, there's don't have their phone, there's a anxiety of your a certain anxiety of having your phone louis might you, phone like louis might call you, for example. but i can understand these students. i've done even done it myself. sometimes i even just for just take out the dog for a walk. sometimes. and if i to walk. sometimes. and if i get to the walk. sometimes. and if i get to me-v— walk. sometimes. and if i get to me-v maven-e— walk. sometimes. and if i get to the-i haven't got- walk. sometimes. and if i get to the-i haven't got my. the park and i haven't got my meme,— the park and i haven't got my phonev .— the park and i haven't got my eneme, i seem— the park and i haven't got my phone, i start weird. phone, i start to feel weird. ame— phone, i start to feel weird. and—park-i phone, i start to feel weird.| ame—eem. and that's just in the park. veen — and that's just in the park. l veen —eeeveen yeah. you're checking pockets, you're you're you're panicking, you're sweating. well, when make when sweating. well, when i make when i sweating. well, when i make when l-manv_ sweating. well, when i make when l-manv meme— sweating. well, when i make when i-many films that- sweating. well, when i make when i-many films that i'm- i make the many films that i'm making,— i make the many films that i'm making, including— i make the many films that i'm making, including new making, including the new mnem— making, including the new menveev— making, including the new indie'look there. making, including the new indie'look-there. play out, look for me there. you play his out, look for me there. you play me en— out, look for me there. you play me meme— out, look for me there. you play his son, right? subway scene. his son, right? no subway scene. i'm his son, right? no subway scene. v-m—eee— his son, right? no subway scene. v-m—eee em- his son, right? no subway scene. v-m—eee em emel his son, right? no subway scene.| i'm—get on and off i'm watching him get on and off a i'm watching him get on and off e-eme. — i'm watching him get on and off e-eme. .mn- i'm watching him get on and off e-eme. .me. me- i'm watching him get on and off. a-and. .no, no words. a horse and. no, no, no words. em— a horse and. no, no, no words. emlm— a horse and. no, no, no words. emlm me— a horse and. no, no, no words. butlis no words. _ but it is no words. you're veeemmg— but it is no words. you're watching horse. i'm but it is no words. you're- watchinglhorse. i'm watching watching a horse. i'm watching mm— watching a horse. i'm watching mm-em— watching a horse. i'm watching mm-em eme— watching a horse. i'm watching him-on and off— watching a horse. i'm watching him-on and off a- watching a horse. i'm watching him-on and off a horse.- f g i'm watching him on and off a horse. 80 him get on and off a horse. 80 year— him get on and off a horse. 80 veer-enem— him get on and off a horse. 80 veer-meme ee- him get on and off a horse. 80 year about to being year old man about to being muee— year old man about to being melee-ev— year old man about to being killed by director. killed by the by the director. amvvev—mevl anyway and they take they take the phone away from everybody vne-e—eefeve- the phone away from everybody who's—before . i who's working there before. neme— who's working there before. meme v— who's working there before. meme v ves— who's working there before. before i was wondering,- who's working there before. before i was wondering, how are you relevant? you going to make that relevant? and i did it. yeah. you going to make that relevant? am i did it. yeah. you going to make that relevant? anvi whati did it. yeah. you going to make that relevant? anvi whati di(like yeah. you going to make that relevant? anvi whati di(like not]. you going to make that relevant? anvi whati di(like not to so i know what it's like not to have more clue we have one more clue we can squeeze before the break. squeeze in before the break. yeah, have been yeah, this could have been vmeem— yeah, this could have been. written—times. written for you in the times. ween— written for you in the times. vvemm teen— written for you in the times. weight loss, drug trigger, saggy jevve. — weight loss, drug trigger, saggy jevve. -veu.— weight loss, drug trigger, saggy jowls. _well, this- weight loss, drug trigger, saggy jowls. _well, this is- weight loss, drug trigger, saggy jowls. yeah, well, this is what happens when you lose a lot of weight. you can either have a

nice face, says weight loss nice face, it says weight loss jab is ozempic or jab ozempic, which is ozempic or wegovy. there's another name for it. that's triggers, it. yeah that's right. triggers, triggers demand for triggers rising demand for cosmetic surgery . it's cosmetic surgery. it's incredible. f vi. ”gig it's incredible. miracle i vi vi”vi it's incredible. miracle drug i i ”vivi” it's incredible. miracle drug . cosmetic surgery. it's- incredible. miracle drug . well, incredible. miracle drug. well, it's incredible. miracle drug. well, me e— incredible. miracle drug. well, it's a miracle— incredible. miracle drug. well, it's a miracle drug— incredible. miracle drug. well, it's a miracle drug for the first 6 to 8 weeks. and then it all comes back, according to this initial studies that were done, it's so early days for this. they don't even know how ozempic works . do you know this? ozempic works. do you know this? well, it suppresses appetite, but they don't know how. right. i something i think it's something to do mm— i think it's something to do with—level. . i think it's something to do with—level. isl i think it's something to doi with—level. is it i think it's something to do- with_level. is it or with the insulin level. is it or it with the insulin level. is it or in mm— with the insulin level. is it or in mm ee— with the insulin level. is it or in mm e de— with the insulin level. is it or it has to do with— with the insulin level. is it or it has to do with insulin level, but it also has with some but it also has to do with some kind of ipp receptor, is kind of ipp receptor, which is in in the pancreas, in which is in the pancreas, which and the stomach which controls hunger. but it also is in other parts of the body. i think it's going to be it's going to be nightmare. it's so going to be a nightmare. it's so expensive going cost expensive of it's going to cost $9,700 a year in america and it's going to cost $1,300, cost the state that costs someone who's an insurance company that much. well, i know you can get it. much. well, i know you can get in v— much. well, i know you can get in v reed— much. well, i know you can get in v veee e— much. well, i know you can get it. i read a thing.— i well, i know you can get it. i read a thing. david aaronovitch _ it. i read a thing. david aaronovitch wrote in the times eme— aaronovitch wrote in the times and ne— aaronovitch wrote in the times and me eem— aaronovitch wrote in the times and me eem m—

aaronovitch wrote in the times and he said it was— aaronovitch wrote in the times and he said it was about £100 a memen— and he said it was about £100 a memn ven— and he said it was about £100 a month. well, no,— and he said it was about £100 a month. well, no, that's not dirt enem— month. well, no, that's not dirt mean—mee- cheap. but actually, if that if mev— cheap. but actually, if that if mev-eeeeme- cheap. but actually, if that if that appetite, you that kills your appetite, you mu— that kills your appetite, you will certainly claw that back in vevme—evevm- will certainly claw that back in terms—growth if- will certainly claw that back in terms—growth if it. terms of reduced growth if it came _your own - terms of reduced growth if it came your own money. terms of reduced growth if it- came _your own money. but came out of your own money. but it's came out of your own money. but we going— came out of your own money. but we gemg ee— came out of your own money. but we gemg ee eem— came out of your own money. but it's going to come out— came out of your own money. but it's going to come out of the nhs and there are nhs money and there are 5 million type diabetics. so million type two diabetics. so the spend the alternative is they spend months, years , you know, months, maybe years, you know, requiring lot of much more requiring a lot of much more expensive treatment when the, you know, the metabolic disorder takes hold. no, at the end of the day, it's only good for to the day, it's only good for 6 to 8 weeks. if that's true. if 8 weeks. say if that's true. if that's true. and they've got to take rest of their take it for the rest of their life. but remember that life. but i remember that you remember nigel lawson. he died veeemflv— remember nigel lawson. he died veeemvv. —mv- remember nigel lawson. he died recently. my jealous recently. of course, my jealous femen — recently. of course, my jealous father. younger— recently. of course, my jealous father. younger viewers might not father. younger viewers might mev—me- not know, but he was the chancellor— not know, but he was the chancellor exchequer. chancellor of the exchequer. he teen—ne- chancellor of the exchequer. he vest—me .- chancellor of the exchequer. he lost—he i think| lost a lot of weight. he i think he lost a lot of weight. he i think me vene— lost a lot of weight. he i think me vem em— lost a lot of weight. he i think he went on an— lost a lot of weight. he i think he went on an.leg- lost a lot of weight. he i think he went on an leg diet or he went on an all leg diet or eememme— he went on an all leg diet or something-but- he went on an all leg diet or. something-but.lost he went on an all leg diet or. s(loadiing-but.lost he went on an all leg diet or. s( load ofg-butilost he went on an all leg diet or s( load of weight but lost he went on an all leg diet or s(load of weight reallyit lost he went on an all leg diet or s( load of weight really quickly ;t a load of weight really quickly eme— a load of weight really quickly and—incredibly- and he became incredibly like his and he became incredibly like mve-vee— and he became incredibly like his-was hanging- and he became incredibly like his was hanging off him. it his skin was hanging off him. it was-was-a weird- was like it was like a weird special— was like it was like a weird special-kind- was like it was like a weird. special-kindlthing. special effects kind of thing. me— special effects kind of thing. eve-see— special effects kind of thing. eve-see mm - special effects kind of thing.- did _see him .remember did you ever see him do remember mete—me- that? no, but that is the eveevem. — that? no, but that is the problem. you- that? no, but that is the problem. /viv. that? no, but that is the problem. v/viv. problem. you see, with those with people online with those people who had online who then they who have been massive, then they lose it all. and it's like a great but their great celebration. but their skin's now, know skin's all hanging. now, i know i it, though, i might risk it, though, because i'm quite i'm you know, my skin's quite good, to,

i'm you know, my skin's quite good, to, as lewis good, but i do need to, as lewis points am fat, maybe points out, i am fat, so maybe i'll risk ozempic you are i'll risk ozempic face. you are not fat . your skin nice i'll risk ozempic face. you are not fat. your skin nice and not fat. your skin is nice and evene— not fat. your skin is nice and eveeme. mev— not fat. your skin is nice and elastic. feel that— not fat. your skin is nice and elastic. feel that is- your skin is nice and elastic. feel that is awful. why?— elastic. feel that is awful. why? why— elastic. feel that is awful. why? why me— elastic. feel that is awful. why? why did why did say why? why did why did he say vmee — why? why did why did he say vmee -me- why? why did why did he say this? _me just- why? why did why did he say this? _me just a. why? why did why did he sayi this? _me just a joke why? why did why did he say- this? _me just a joke to this? it makes me just a joke to end it makes me look bad end on. it makes me look bad like to nick. no. god like i'm mean to nick. no. god forbid i reading minds trans cyclist claiming awards and lesbian women of colour. or maybe not. we'll see you in a

some milder . air to. i'm jacob some milder. air to. i'm jacob rees-m099— some milder. air to. i'm jacob rees—need .— some milder. air to. i'm jacob rees—need . me— vivi” ' ” i'm jacob rees—mogg , the member of rees—mogg, the member of eememem— rees—mogg, the member of parliament for— rees—mogg, the member of parliament for north east sememev— parliament for north east somerset and— parliament for north east somerset and a former government mmmvev— somerset and a former government minister fev— somerset and a former government minister fer years— somerset and a former government minister for years i— somerset and a former government minister for years i have walked the minister for years i have walked me eemmee— minister for years i have walked the corridors of— minister for years i have walked the corridors of power in both vveeemmevev— the corridors of power in both westminster—of. westminster and the city of lemeen— westminster and the city of lemeen vve— westminster and the city of london. we need to have the enumemn— london. we need to have the arguments, the— london. we need to have the arguments, the discussions on mev—benev- arguments, the discussions on how—better crop. how we make it better crop mines.— how we make it better crop failures, famine,— how we make it better crop failures, famine, war, suffering on a scale completely unimaginable. we are putting the cart unimaginable. we are putting the em eefeve— unimaginable. we are putting the cart before the— unimaginable. we are putting the cart before the horse , as cart before the horse, as cnenee— cart before the horse, as charles the _ cart before the horse, as charles the us said at the semen— charles the us said at the eeemeve .— charles the us said at the scaffold , he— charles the us said at the scaffold , he was the true scaffold, he was the true defender— scaffold, he was the true defender of _ scaffold, he was the true defender of liberty. “43?" defender of liberty. yeah, i've completely derailed the conversation . join me monday to conversation. join me monday to thursday— conversation. join me monday to mummy-em.— conversation. join me monday to thursday-p-m- em— conversation. join me monday to thursday-p.m. on gb- i" join me monday to thursday pm. on gb news, thursday at 8 pm. on gb news, emem-e— thursday at 8 pm. on gb news, britain's news— thursday at 8 pm. on gb news, britain's news channel, westminster- britain's news channel, westminster is going around in eeeveeeme— westminster is going around in ever decreasing circles , ever decreasing circles, feuevee— ever decreasing circles, followed by— ever decreasing circles, followed by media. ever decreasing circles,- followed by-media. britain followed by the media. britain

is followed by the media. britain m enven— followed by the media. britain is broken. how— followed by the media. britain is broken. how on earth did we get into this mess? but more importantly , how do we get out importantly, how do we get out of it? join me at 7 pm. monday to of it? join me at 7 pm. monday ee muveeeve— of it? join me at 7 pm. monday to thursdays on— i?” join me at 7 pm. monday to thursdays on farage here on gb to thursdays on farage here on em neve— to thursdays on farage here on em news. ve— to thursdays on farage here on gb news, we will— to thursdays on farage here on gb news, we will have open venemev— gb news, we will have open rational debate— gb news, we will have open rational debate .— gb news, we will have open rational debate . we've got to rational debate. we've got to week— rational debate. we've got to were em— rational debate. we've got to work out how— rational debate. we've got to work out how britain moves ferven— work out how britain moves forward from _ work out how britain moves forward from this. i is vi”vi forward from this. join us here on forward from this. join us here en en— forward from this. join us here on gb news. the people's channel britain is watching . welcome britain is watching. welcome back to headliners. - i i 3 welcome back to headliners. nick we even— back to headliners. nick we even me— back to headliners. nick we start the third— back to headliners. nick we start the third quarter with a even— start the third quarter with a even m— start the third quarter with a even m me— start the third quarter with a story in the guardian that is been— story in the guardian that is both hideously— story in the guardian that is both hideously disturbing and erem— both hideously disturbing and green mev— both hideously disturbing and great news for— both hideously disturbing and great news for the fat thumbed eemmumvv. — great news for the fat thumbed community. yeah,— great news for the fat thumbed community. “43?" great news for the fat thumbed community. v/vid�* community. yeah, this is i makes non invasive mind reading possible by turning thoughts into text, so i didn't realise we'd already reached the invasive mind reading stage. i don't know. i feel like i've beenin don't know. i feel like i've been in a coma. i thought we were still working on actual mind we're already at mind reading. we're already at the so you the consent issue. yeah. so you can do if you got the thing in your brain, you can type now with whatever.

your brain, you can type now with can whatever. your brain, you can type now with can type whatever. your brain, you can type now withcan type with whatever. your brain, you can type now withcan type with your ever. your brain, you can type now withcan type with your brain. you can type with your brain. so you can type with your brain. se-av— you can type with your brain. so _ai _decoder. you can type with your brain. so _ai-decoder .i you can type with your brain. i so _ai-decoder . and so it's an ai based decoder. and the had always been that the problem had always been that they're fmri functional they're using fmri functional magnetic resonance imaging and, and there was always a time lag between the thoughts and the and the tracking. it was very complicated. it was a ten second time lag, but they got rid of complicated. it was a ten second timebyg, but they got rid of complicated. it was a ten second timeby using they got rid of complicated. it was a ten second timeby using numbers rid of complicated. it was a ten second timeby using numbers instead of that by using numbers instead of the to represent the semana stick meaning of a speech rather than the specific words. that stick meaning of a speech rather than the wholec words. that stick meaning of a speech rather than the whole thingis. that stick meaning of a speech rather than the whole thing up that stick meaning of a speech rather than the whole thing up . that stick meaning of a speech rather than the whole thing up . s0iat stick meaning of a speech rather than the whole thing up . so you sped the whole thing up. so you think and out think something and it comes out with it is. so they with broadly what it is. so they made people listen to podcasts for 16 hours with a scanner. hopefully my podcast, weekly sceptic or the current thing . sceptic or the current thing. but also made them but they, they also made them they listened to a new story. this is quite shocking . they this is quite shocking. they listen to a story and they they imagined telling the story in about the text about half the time the text closely and sometimes precisely matched intended intended matched the intended intended meanings of the original words. so it's a bit . meanings of the original words. so it's a bit. but meanings of the original words. so it's a bit . but basically so it's all a bit. but basically it's what it reminded of. if it's what it reminded me of. if i've grasped correctly, a i've grasped it correctly, is a meme— i've grasped it correctly, is a meme-envy— i've grasped it correctly, is a little early sound little bit like early sound veeemmn— little bit like early sound recording. so— little bit like early sound recording. so you would like use meme— recording. so you would like use

eeeeee— recording. so you would like use music creates a series of vmmmeme— music creates a series of vibrations in— music creates a series of vibrations in a- music creates a series of vibrations in a stylus , which vibrations in a stylus, which leaves— vibrations in a stylus, which veevee e— vibrations in a stylus, which leaves a track— vibrations in a stylus, which leaves a track in— vibrations in a stylus, which leaves a track in a record . and leaves a track in a record. and mem— leaves a track in a record. and men vnem— leaves a track in a record. and men vnem vee— leaves a track in a record. and then when you want to play that need— then when you want to play that need veu — then when you want to play that need veu inev— then when you want to play that record, you just reverse the eeeeee. se — record, you just reverse the process. so the— record, you just reverse the process. so the vibrations in me— process. so the vibrations in me m— process. so the vibrations in me m me— process. so the vibrations in the in the record— process. so the vibrations in the in the record are picked up by the in the record are picked up ev-evvme— the in the record are picked up ev-eevme eme— the in the record are picked up by stylus and come out by the stylus and come out memen— by the stylus and come out through _whichj through the speaker, which is veere— through the speaker, which is where microphone was the where the microphone was the mee— where the microphone was the me eme— where the microphone was the first time. see— where the microphone was the first time. see what i mean? mee— first time. see what i mean? - mev—eemmeee. that just made me more confused. your helped . your analogy is not helped. well, at what the well, they look at what the mem — well, they look at what the brain looks— well, they look at what the brain looks like. right, right, mem— brain looks like. right, right, right. listening— brain looks like. right, right, right. listening to something. okav-— right. listening to something. ovev-mem— right. listening to something. okay. .then when- right. listening to something. okay. then when brain okay. and then when the brain repeate— okay. and then when the brain repeats-story— okay. and then when the brain repeats story itself , the repeats that story itself, the ai understands— repeats that story itself, the ai understands what the brain or the ai understands what the brain or me mnem— ai understands what the brain or the pattern. and— ai understands what the brain or the pattern. and i— ai understands what the brain or the pattern. and i see and memeveeee— the pattern. and i see and translates that— the pattern. and i see and translates that it's something mve— translates that it's something like men — translates that it's something like that. but— translates that it's something like that. but it's- translates that it's something like that. i i like that. but it's done. it's done numbers of . done with numbers instead of. but is interesting is but one thing is interesting is that struggled with pronouns, that it struggled with pronouns, probably it's woke probably because it's woke programmers probably because it's woke progra my ers probably because it's woke progra my theory. there's that's my theory. but there's a funny says, we take funny bit here. it says, we take very the concerns that funny bit here. it says, we take vecould the concerns that funny bit here. it says, we take vecould be the concerns that funny bit here. it says, we take vecould be usede concerns that funny bit here. it says, we take vecould be used forincerns that funny bit here. it says, we take vecould be used for bad'ns that it could be used for bad purposes . sure cell purposes. i'm sure the cell sounds fine . you can't see sounds fine. you can't see any problems there is incredible, though, and it definitely though, and it will definitely have an understanding have an impact on understanding what language is itself. i think , you know, that's always- 33 i think , you know, that's always being memen— , you know, that's always being enemeee. yem— , you know, that's always being changed. yeah the— , you know, that's always being changed. yeah the people out mere— changed. yeah the people out there-wondering,- changed. yeah the people out there wondering, wonder there are wondering, i wonder when— there are wondering, i wonder what-schaeffer's- there are wondering, i wonder what schaeffer's take on what lewis schaeffer's take on me. — what lewis schaeffer's take on

me. lahead_ what lewis schaeffer's take on this. .ahead and- what lewis schaeffer's take on this. .ahead and i- what lewis schaeffer's take on this. i dvi this. go ahead and i have no clue. smart to clue. i'm not smart enough to understand. maybe could rig understand. maybe we could rig you these machines. you up to one of these machines. and turns out, you know, some and it turns out, you know, some emeuvete— and it turns out, you know, some articulate-you- and it turns out, you know, some articulate _you know. articulate thoughts. you know when —v- articulate thoughts. you know. what? _i would what? you know what? i would take i'm take that as an insult. so i'm going to play along like everything's fine. well, this 1st may be your 1st may be more in your wheelhouse, from wheelhouse, lewis. a blast from the past,— wheelhouse, lewis. a blast from the past, realty.— wheelhouse, lewis. a blast from the past, really. a— a blast from the past, really. a transgender cyclist—a— the past, really. a transgender cyclist—alml cyclist story that's a bit 2022 if-i— cyclist story that's a bit 2022 if-i know. - if you ask. i know. unbelievable. - if you ask. i know. unbelievable. transgender unbelievable. it's transgender cyclist wins cyclist austin killips. he wins the tour de la isla de la isla, which is a river in a city in arizona as well. there is a do they— arizona as well. there is a do they eat— arizona as well. there is a do they eat ht— arizona as well. there is a do they call it the _ arizona as well. there is a do they call it the gila- ' there is a do they call it the gila monster? the— they call it the gila monster? the ethe— they call it the gila monster? the gila? yeah.— they call it the gila monster? the gila? yeah. and- they call it the gila monster? the gila? yeah. and next- they call it the gila monster? the gila? yeah. and next stop, the olympics. and so this this is isla . i don't know what to is isla. i don't know what to say. this guy, he's still got a male name . it's a bloke, isn't male name. it's a bloke, isn't it, male name. it's a bloke, isn't tt, wtth— male name. it's a bloke, isn't it, with earrings— male name. it's a bloke, isn't it, with earrings .— male name. it's a bloke, isn't it, with earrings . oh,- it's a bloke, isn't it, with earrings . oh, austin. it, with earrings. oh, austin. no,— it, with earrings. oh, austin. he. aesth— it, with earrings. oh, austin. no, austin could— it, with earrings. oh, austin. no, austin could be- it, with earrings. oh, austin. no, austin could be a- it, with earrings. oh, austin. no, austin could be a girl's name. it could be a very hip girl's name. austin and in this country, the million country, it's not the $6 million man. austin. country, it's not the $6 million man. austin . stephen country, it's not the $6 million man. austin. stephen austin. yes, yes . have appropriate, yes, yes. have appropriate, ten-t— yes, yes. have appropriate, teh-t tte — yes, yes. have appropriate, teh-t he so— yes, yes. have appropriate, isn't it? so he— “tit; “tit; have appropriate, isn't it? t:t::;ti. : “tit; “tit; have appropriate, isn't it? t:t::;ti : yes, yes. have appropriate, isn't it? so he decides to enter into the into this into this bicycle race in arizona. and he

became the top winning girl. and he won 8800 and he's going he's off for the olympics. and somebody says they- tit; and somebody says they got more off for the olympics. and - somebody says they got more than 50 somebody says they got more than to tteheeehtet— somebody says they got more than 50 transgender women in the sheet. — 50 transgender women in the sheet. how.— 50 transgender women in the sport. now, this— 50 transgender women in the sport. now, this is- 50 transgender women in the sport. with g sport. now, this is shocking. this is it's infested. this is a bloke who he— this is it's infested. this is a bloke who he didn't- " : this is a bloke who he didn't even take up- — bloke who he didn't even take up. can— bloke who he didn't even take up. can t— bloke who he didn't even take up. can t just— bloke who he didn't even take up. can i just can- bloke who he didn't even take up. can i just can i- bloke who he didn't even take up. tit?“ bloke who he didn't even take up. can i just can i just stop? you have to apologise. go ahead. you have to apologise. go ahead. you are the host. you should tell yourself. just let nick speak. well, is this guy. he ttth-t— speak. well, is this guy. he ttth-t eeh— speak. well, is this guy. he didn't even take— well, is this guy. he didn't even take up cycling well, is this guy. he didn"2019, take up cycling well, is this guy. he didn"2019, soke up cycling well, is this guy. he didn"2019, so il'sip cycling well, is this guy. he didn"2019, so it's great.ing well, is this guy. he didn"2019, so it's great for until 2019, so it's great for news men everywhere. if they went— news men everywhere. if theyi went—eyethe, want to have a pop at cycling, they— want to have a pop at cycling, they-thet— want to have a pop at cycling, they-thet etett- want to have a pop at cycling, they just start now. they can just. just start now. vet-ht— they can just. just start now. you'll-champion- they can just. just start now. you'll champion four you'll be a champion in four hete— you'll be a champion in four years-through- you'll be a champion in four years. through school. years. kids through school. m0...— years. kids through school. there-te— years. kids through school. more,-to-point. years. kids through school. more, to point he years. kids through school.- more,-to-point he was more, more to the point he was eeeh-hehheh- seen pushing hannah arendt he—heh— seen pushing hannah arendtl de—man,_retired de—man, who actually retired heeeuee— de—man, who actually retired heeeuee et— de—man, who actually retired because of it,— de—man, who actually retired because of it, because she came second— because of it, because she came second te— because of it, because she came second to hth— because of it, because she came second to him and— because of it, because she came second to him and there's a vttee— second to him and there's a videolhim — second to him and there's a videolhim .— second to him and there's a video-him .-can- second to him and there's a video-him .-can it. video of him. you can watch it. he video of him. you can watch it. he huteee— video of him. you can watch it. he hutgee het— video of him. you can watch it. he nudges her. she tries to get past— he nudges her. she tries to get past ent— he nudges her. she tries to get past and .they're_ he nudges her. she tries to get past and they're off their past and he they're off their the,— past and he they're off their bikes, walking. _ past and he they're off their bikes, walking. he nudges her ent— bikes, walking. he nudges her ehtltehtee— bikes, walking. he nudges her and-denies-shel bikes, walking. he nudges her. and-denies-she said and he denies this. and she said the—the- and he denies this. and she said the—the ehehl and he denies this. and she said the—the sheet .| this is why she quit the sport. so this is why she quit the sport. se th— this is why she quit the sport. so i'm amazed— this is why she quit the sport. so i'm amazed that everyone teeth-t—thte- doesn't just boycott this stuff. i doesn't just boycott this stuff. t—eheetutety- i mean, it's absolutely appalling-— i mean, it's absolutely appalling. must surely be a appalling. it must surely be a the— appalling. it must surely be a the-tee— appalling. it must surely be a kind-lag because- appalling. it must surely be a kind lag because generally kind of a lag because generally sheathe— kind of a lag because generally speaking, governing bodies speaking, the governing bodies of speaking, the governing bodies et att— speaking, the governing bodies et at the— speaking, the governing bodies of all the major— speaking, the governing bodies of all the major sports of teettet— of all the major sports of decided to _ of all the major sports of decided to man up on this one, haven-t— decided to man up on this one, haven-t theye — decided to man up on this one, haven't they? 3

haven't they? i thought i thought choice thought great man, great choice of there, daily star. now, of words there, daily star. now, nick, he did that deliberately. if this is what passes for h— if this is what passes for racism in football commentary nowt _ racism in football commentary t— racism in football commentary t-hhhe— racism in football commentary now, i-bring back- racism in football commentary now, i bring back ron now, i say bring back ron httheeh— now, i say bring back ron httheeh. — now, i say bring back ron atkinson. yeah,- now, i say bring back ron atkinson. “43?" atkinson. yeah, this is pathetic. so entire urge to pathetic. so my entire urge to retire by idiots on twitter, that's my that's my little comment after racist comment about son heung—min. comment after racist comment about son heung—min . so son, who about son heung—min. so son, who plays for tottenham, he did a foul and martin tyler said it was like martial arts and everyone says this is racist. now and there's all sorts of tweets saying he has to be sacked. absolutely. which is ridiculous football ridiculous because any football fan that. cantona on the fan knows that. cantona on the great for great players of all time for the greatest all time the greatest team of all time kicked a crystal kicked kicked a crystal palace fan was called the kung fan 1995. it was called the kung fu you can type it in. fu kick. you can type it in. it's still autocomplete, says kung french. there is kung fu. he was french. there is no racial dimension it. kung no racial dimension to it. kung fu frog, was he? no. that never up. — fu frog, was he? no. that never up. he— fu frog, was he? no. that never came up. it's not— fu frog, was he? no. that never came up. it's not racial. apologise for that. as a as a commentator, you're saying loads of out your of things. things come out your mouth arts. mouth. you say martial arts. there's racial intent at all. there's no racial intent at all. pathetic. so they pathetic. but he's 77, so they assume there's— pathetic. but he's 77, so they assume there's some kind of age when — assume there's some kind of age when .— assume there's some kind of age htehteh . uh,—

assume there's some kind of age problem . um, but— assume there's some kind of age problem . um, but basically it's problem. um, but basically it's the young— problem. um, but basically it's the young h— problem. um, but basically it's the young in this— problem. um, but basically it's the young in this world, young eethe— the young in this world, young eethe the— the young in this world, young eating the old. _ the young in this world, young eating the old. and because they went— eating the old. and because they event he— eating the old. and because they event he tot,— eating the old. and because they want his job, young people want his job, the young people ent— want his job, the young people the-the— want his job, the young people and-the other- want his job, the young people and the other thing and the other the other thing that-e— and the other the other thing thet-e-te— and the other the other thing that's-is like- and the other the other thing that's is like they ask that's amazing is like they ask hth— that's amazing is like they ask hen-tethe— that's amazing is like they ask him-retire.-so- him to retire. this is so hhtteh— him to retire. this is so british. i'm— him to retire. this is so british. i'm giving the american heteheettve— british. i'm giving the american heteheettve eh— british. i'm giving the american perspective on country . perspective on this country. vet-te— perspective on this country. you're-asking- perspective on this country. you're-asking to you're always asking people to tethe— you're always asking people to tethe .— you're always asking people to tethe . tt-e— you're always asking people to retire . it's never— you're always asking people to retire . it's never he retire. it's never like he eheutt— retire. it's never like he should .fired.- retire. it's never like he should fired. should retire. it's never like he- should .fired.-should kick should be fired. we should kick thet— should be fired. we should kick that-vette— should be fired. we should kick that-you're always- should be fired. we should kick that you're always he that guy out. you're always he eheutt— that guy out. you're always he theme-teeth— that guy out. you're always he should-downlhis- that guy out. you're always he should down his own should lay down in his own wet— should lay down in his own sword,-revolver. i should lay down in his own sword, revolver. should lay down in his own- sword,-revolver. ithink sword, handled revolver. i think wee-te— sword, handled revolver. i think you're absolutely though sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis,|bsolutely though sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis, that utely though sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis, that itely though sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis, that it is though sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis, that it is what though sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis, that it is what it hough sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis, that it is what it is ugh sword, handled revolver. i think ylouis, that it is what it is,jgh , louis, that it is what it is, is like intersexual is it's like intersexual competition, as it were, isn't it? it's this kind of idea that if can undermine if you can undermine them, if you any you can delegitimize them in any way by any means possible, get them off the end. because, i mean, i to have some mean, i have to have some sympathy as well. i don't know. obviously, come from obviously, it hasn't come from them. old them. but should a 77 year old be maybe he's an absolute be covid, maybe he's an absolute genius. apologise . you would genius. you apologise. you would kind of move out of way, kind of move out of the way, wouldn't by 77. and wouldn't you? by by 77. and i don't he's good don't know. he's he's a good commentator. should commentator. i think he should stew. — commentator. i think he should etew. _mv- commentator. i think he should etew. _mv eup- commentator. i think he should stay. my cup of stay. oh, it's not my cup of tea. i wouldn't know. tea. so i wouldn't know. trolling news now, louis in the daily this guy giving daily mail, this guy is giving pocahontas it. well, pocahontas a run for it. well, this is. this is i mean,- i " e well, this is. this is i mean, this is a this is. this is i mean, this is ethe— this is. this is i mean, this is a big stow-— this is. this is i mean, this is a big story. there— this is. this is i mean, this is a big story. there very a big story. there was a very stew— a big story. there was a very stew-the,- a big story. there was a veryj story-this,lwhite story similar to this, a white

htehe— story similar to this, a white htehe .— story similar to this, a white indiana , which— story similar to this, a white indiana , which between indiana, which is in between chteete— indiana, which is in between chteete-vew- indiana, which is in between chicago _york or. indiana, which is in between chicago york or ohio. indiana, which is in between- chicago _york or ohio. if chicago and new york or ohio. if you— chicago and new york or ohio. if wee-te— chicago and new york or ohio. if wee-te he— chicago and new york or ohio. if wee-te he ee— chicago and new york or ohio. if you to be more specific, you want to be more specific, hee— you want to be more specific, has proclaimed— you want to be more specific, has proclaimed himself a woman of has proclaimed himself a woman et eeewt— has proclaimed himself a woman et eeewt ent— has proclaimed himself a woman of colour and he's— has proclaimed himself a woman of colour and he's a— has proclaimed himself a woman of colour and he's a white eewhett— of colour and he's a white council councilman in indiana. i ten-t— council councilman in indiana. i teh-t h— council councilman in indiana. i don't in delaware— council councilman in indiana. i don't in delaware county . and don't in delaware county. and hee— don't in delaware county. and he-e eettht— don't in delaware county. and he's calling himself a lesbian heeewee— he's calling himself a lesbian heeewee he— he's calling himself a lesbian because he likes— he's calling himself a lesbian because he likes women and the etttete— because he likes women and the news article calls— because he likes women and the news article calls it— because he likes women and the news article calls it a farce thet— news article calls it a farce that the— news article calls it a farce that the daily— news article calls it a farce that the daily mail says it's a thee— that the daily mail says it's a farce, even though we don't know it's farce, even though we don't know he e— farce, even though we don't know he e twee — farce, even though we don't know it's a farce. how— farce, even though we don't know it's a farce. how does the daily wett— it's a farce. how does the daily ttwt thew— it's a farce. how does the daily mail know it's— it's a farce. how does the daily mail know it's a— it's a farce. how does the daily mail know it's a farce? he heeh-t— mail know it's a farce? he hasn't admitted it's a farce. it wehwtw— hasn't admitted it's a farce. it wehwtwle— hasn't admitted it's a farce. it probably-a farce,- hasn't admitted it's a farce. it probably a farce, but it is probably is a farce, but it is het— probably is a farce, but it is not official— probably is a farce, but it is not official .— probably is a farce, but it is not official . a— probably is a farce, but it is not official . a farce, not official. a farce, officially - not official. a farce, officially a- not official. a farce, officially a farce . tzi; not official. a farce,— officially a farce . he's angered officially a farce. he's angered up. there are pictures in the daily mail of more ordinary like kind of i guess like central casting lesbians. yeah. looking quite angry that being mocked in this. well, he put a winking emoji so but he's an absolute legend, this guy. they can't prove legend, this guy. they can't wewe hee— legend, this guy. they can't prove he's insincere- £1913: guy they can't prove he's insincere under their twtee-eeh-t- prove he's insincere under their own rules. can't really do own rules. they can't really do wwthht— own rules. they can't really do wwthht hee— own rules. they can't really do anything. he's he's. and he's teeth— anything. he's he's. and he's. teeth—hes really funny. he says that he's hee— really funny. he says that he's hes-the— really funny. he says that he's he's-the-lesbian. - really funny. he says that he's he's the lesbian. what he's now the first lesbian. what tees— he's now the first lesbian. what tees-e— he's now the first lesbian. what tees-e the— he's now the first lesbian. what does-? the first- he's now the first lesbian. what does ? the first lesbian does he say? the first lesbian et— does he say? the first lesbian woman of colour— does he say? the first lesbian woman of colour in the history of woman of colour in the history et hetewwe— woman of colour in the history of delaware county to ever serve

woman of colour in the history of delaware countyto ever serve woman of colour in the history of delaware county councilserve woman of colour in the history of delaware county council ?rve woman of colour in the history of delaware county council ? i'm on delaware county council? i'm hehewet— on delaware county council? i'm hehewetlhe— on delaware county council? i'm honoured . be the _ on delaware county council? i'm honoured be the one that honoured to be the one that shattere— honoured to be the one that shatters-glass- honoured to be the one that. shatters-glass-so shatters that glass ceiling. so that-e— shatters that glass ceiling. so that's hilarious.— shatters that glass ceiling. so that's hilarious. also that's hilarious. and he also ewe—thw- that's hilarious. and he also says—that the- that's hilarious. and he also- says_that the process says at the end that the process of says at the end that the process et—te- of identity exploration is white— of identity exploration is complex and— of identity exploration is complex and often at the end of our complex and often at the end of hehewet— complex and often at the end of our personal journey, end up our personal journey, we end up how— our personal journey, we end up htht-whete— our personal journey, we end up heht-wheee we— our personal journey, we end up right where we started. so right back where we started. so hee— right back where we started. so we giving— right back where we started. so he's giving himself out to he's giving himself an out to wet— he's giving himself an out to test-hhheett- he's giving himself an out to just-himself. - he's giving himself an out to just-himself. but. he's giving himself an out to. just-himself. but you just stay as himself. but you thew— just stay as himself. but you know what's it's in know what's amazing? it's not in this did this article because i did a little he's now dating this article because i did a littlwoodwork he's now dating this article because i did a littlwoodwork teacher)w dating this article because i did a littlwoodwork teacher withlting this article because i did a littlwoodwork teacher with a ng this article because i did a littlwoodwork teacher with a huge the woodwork teacher with a huge bazooms canada. huge bazooms from canada. huge exclusive language. - : huge exclusive language. \titttt' bazooms from canada. huge exclusive language. now, nick or nicola, possibly with the daily mail sharing the latest taboos at google hq. oh yeah. and all of at google hq. oh yeah. and all et these— at google hq. oh yeah. and all of these woke— at google hq. oh yeah. and all of these woke words— cg qt oh yeah. and all of these woke words story so wete — of these woke words story so wete eeette — of these woke words story so woke google bosses banned staff heh— woke google bosses banned staff teem hehe— woke google bosses banned staff from using terms— woke google bosses banned staff from using terms including man hewe— from using terms including man hewe wew— from using terms including man hewe wew ewe— from using terms including man hours. you guys blacklist and ehwhtw— hours. you guys blacklist and ehwhtw h— hours. you guys blacklist and chubby in inclusive language teeetet— chubby in inclusive language teeetee wt— chubby in inclusive language dossier and weirdly they've also tweet— dossier and weirdly they've also banned black— dossier and weirdly they've also banned black hole— dossier and weirdly they've also banned black hole i mean seems twtte— banned black hole i mean seems the etewte— banned black hole i mean seems the etewee .— banned black hole i mean seems quite strange . yeah— banned black hole i mean seems quite strange . yeah seriously. quite strange. yeah seriously. teth— quite strange. yeah seriously. veeh wt— quite strange. yeah seriously. yeah and what's— quite strange. yeah seriously. yeah and what's funny is that the eeette— yeah and what's funny is that the google google employee told the google google employee told the heweewet— the google google employee told the newspaper that staff had ignored— the newspaper that staff had heheeet the— the newspaper that staff had ignored the guide and focussed on ignored the guide and focussed eh gettht— ignored the guide and focussed eh tetthe eh— ignored the guide and focussed on getting on with their jobs, whteh— on getting on with their jobs, whteh te— on getting on with their jobs, which is what— on getting on with their jobs, which is what you hope. i mean, there— which is what you hope. i mean, there wee— which is what you hope. i mean, there e— which is what you hope. i mean, there was a time— which is what you hope. i mean, there was a time when everyone tewthet—ehew- there was a time when everyone laughed speak and laughed at corporate speak and pc laughed at corporate speak and he—eeweee- laughed at corporate speak and pc_course with. pc stuff. now of course with weteheee— pc stuff. now of course with wokeness-taken-

pc stuff. now of course with wokeness taken on all new wokeness it's taken on all new tewete— wokeness it's taken on all new tewete et— wokeness it's taken on all new new levels of insanity, do new levels of insanity, but i do hehe— new levels of insanity, but i do hewe—thet- hope that people will just ignore— hope that people will just ignore-move- hope that people will just ignore move on. hope that people will just. ignore-move on. if hope that people will just- ignore-move on. if it ignore this and move on. if it coming— ignore this and move on. if it was coming from _ ignore this and move on. if it was coming from the floor of sainsbury's or asda or something, you would kind something, you would just kind of but of go, oh, they haven't got. but like the it's like google is the most it's like google is the most it's like like absolutely at the like it's like absolutely at the frontiers of ai, the large language learning, you know, all this kind of stuff, you know, they are absolutely redrawing they are absolutely redrawing the map of what humans might be capable of and also they are logical idiots. yeah ideologues. - logical idiots. yeah 33 “43?" isn't logical idiots. yeah - ideologues. yeah. isn't it? and they— ideologues. yeah. isn't it? and they wee— ideologues. yeah. isn't it? and they also wanted— ideologues. yeah. isn't it? and they also wanted to— ideologues. yeah. isn't it? and they also wanted to get- 33 / isn't it? and they also wanted to get rid of hewteewwee— they also wanted to get rid of housewives and _ they also wanted to get rid of housewives and replace it with etw— housewives and replace it with etw w— housewives and replace it with etw w hehe— housewives and replace it with stay at home spouse. i mean. teth— stay at home spouse. i mean. yeah. but— stay at home spouse. i mean. yeah. but te— stay at home spouse. i mean. yeah, but do you— stay at home spouse. i mean. yeah, but do you know- stay at home spouse. i mean. yeah, but do you know what? there's always changing there's always been changing language. , we don't we language. i mean, we don't we don't talk shakespearean . don't talk in shakespearean. well, interesting well, this is the interesting thing. well, interesting thing. well, it's interesting hwt— thing. well, it's interesting but-difference- thing. well, it's interesting- but-difference between but it is the difference between twee—thewl grass roots and what do they eat— grass roots and what do they call.astroturf_ grass roots and what do they call.astroturf ,_ grass roots and what do they call astroturf , isn't it? i call it, astroturf, isn't it? i thht— call it, astroturf, isn't it? i thht wewe— call it, astroturf, isn't it? i think you're right when slang wt— think you're right when slang wt-e— think you're right when slang and-a contested- think you're right when slang and a contested territory , and it's a contested territory, of course there— and it's a contested territory, of course there are people tethe— of course there are people twhg te— of course there are people trying to change meaning trying to change the meaning of wette— trying to change the meaning of wewe—wette- trying to change the meaning of wewe—wewe ,| words or introduce new words, hwt—eeehee- words or introduce new words, but—comes from l words or introduce new words,. but—comes from like but it's when it comes from like a but it's when it comes from like 6it— but it's when it comes from like ele ehehee— but it's when it comes from like ala memo form _ but it's when it comes from like a a memo form that it just a in a memo form that it just wht— a in a memo form that it just tht et— a in a memo form that it just tht et eete— a in a memo form that it just kind of sets the— a in a memo form that it just kind of sets the hackles up. weeh. — kind of sets the hackles up.- weeh. —thw-e yeah. you know, anyway, that's it yeah. you know, anyway, that's tt—hwt- yeah. you know, anyway, that's tt—hwt eehhtl it for part three. but coming up in it for part three. but coming up h-eeetteh—

it for part three. but coming up in-section, farmers. in the final section, farmers ttghthe— in the final section, farmers fighting veganism . um, fighting against veganism. um, epeettwhtet— fighting against veganism. um, opportunist cats. _ fighting against veganism. um, opportunist cats. and why a eewete— opportunist cats. and why a eewete wee— opportunist cats. and why a couple were shocked when they tewht — couple were shocked when they tewht-heehe- couple were shocked when they found home wasn't found out their home wasn't there— found out their home wasn't thehe .— found out their home wasn't thehe . wet— found out their home wasn't theirs . um, we'll see you found out their home wasn't theirs. um, we'll see you in a eewhte— theirs. um, we'll see you in a eewete et— theirs. um, we'll see you in a couple of minutes— theirs. um, we'll see you in a couple of minutes .

and welcome back to headliners for and welcome back to headliners tee ee— and welcome back to headliners tee thw— and welcome back to headliners for one final section. louis we het— for one final section. louis we ttet eth— for one final section. louis we kick off with— for one final section. louis we kick off with the— for one final section. louis we kick off with the guardian and someone has slipped up on a hwwe— someone has slipped up on a hwwe . — someone has slipped up on a banana . yeah,— someone has slipped up on a banana . / banana. yeah, well, this is a this is. it's. i always get the food stories. yeah, but according to the guardian, the banana bannau nana banana. i can't categorygerman banana . but can't categorygerman banana. but i don't even know how to pronounce the word. now. believe it. yeah. so let's call the whole thing off. hungry south korean student eats £120,000 artwork. there's an artwork in korea by this italian guy where he sticks bananas on a wall and some kid walks by. he's a young kid, and he. he ate the banana

on the wall because the banana was the artwork. and he thought it would be funny. and possibly his own art. and he and he then he then he after he ate the banana, he stuck the skin, the skin back up, which is really horrific because basically basic albie not 100 miles away is nonh albie not 100 miles away is north korea , where people would north korea, where people would die for a banana. a banana, eewee.— die for a banana. a banana, eewee. thet— die for a banana. a banana, maybe. that was— die for a banana. a banana, maybe. that was the- t: a banana, maybe. that was the point of the wtwew. — maybe. that was the point of the wtwew. hwt— maybe. that was the point of the artwork. but now— maybe. that was the point of the artwork. but now an incredibly wetwehte— artwork. but now an incredibly valuable artefact_ artwork. but now an incredibly valuable artefact has been lost. aetwettw— valuable artefact has been lost. aetwettw, thew— valuable artefact has been lost. actually, they replace every actually, they replace it every three—thew- actually, they replace it every- three_they replace three days anyway. they replace it one of these it anyway. and it's one of these things are, things where if the bananas are, then why be and then why can't this be art? and then why can't this be art? and the to mind the artist doesn't seem to mind ehhen the artist doesn't seem to mind either. all started either. and this all started with duchamp, with his urinal. it's from it's all been downhill from there. everything art. there. everything can be art. the cheaper bananas are eating. we back roger we need to get back to roger scruton. why beauty matters. the inherent . this is inherent beauty of art. this is all on beauty, all an attack on beauty, an attack and attack on attack on god, and an attack on reality. it's attack on god, and an attack on reality . it's not even reality. it's not even inventive. _ reality. it's not even inventive. the- ”chi eye it's not even inventive. the apple rotting reality. it's not even- inventive. the apple rotting in a inventive. the apple rotting in e gettew— inventive. the apple rotting in e gettew .— inventive. the apple rotting in e gallery , twet— inventive. the apple rotting in e gallery , twet eh— inventive. the apple rotting in a gallery , just an apple sitting a gallery, just an apple sitting on a gallery, just an apple sitting eh e hthth— a gallery, just an apple sitting on a plinth-was- a gallery, just an apple sitting on a plinth was yoko ono. on a plinth that was yoko ono. thet— on a plinth that was yoko ono. thet-thht— on a plinth that was yoko ono. that-thing-johnl that was the thing that john tehheh— that was the thing that john lennon first— that was the thing that john lennon first made him lennon first saw that made him hteteetet— lennon first saw that made him hteeeetet h— lennon first saw that made him interested in what— lennon first saw that made him interested in what she was and

thet— interested in what she was and thet wee— interested in what she was and thet twe— interested in what she was and that was like 55,— interested in what she was and that was like 55, 60 years ago. he— that was like 55, 60 years ago. he wt— that was like 55, 60 years ago. it's all diminishing returns ettet— it's all diminishing returns ettet the— it's all diminishing returns after the urinal . /ti:t. : after the urinal. you've made the idea. you've made the point we don't to do it. it's we don't need to do it. it's basically investment now basically an investment scam now anyway. well, that anyway. well, you're saying that it's anyway. well, you're saying that tt-e—wew-te. - anyway. well, you're saying that tt-e—wew-te. i it's headless. well, you're. wewe— it's headless. well, you're. we're talking.— it's headless. well, you're. we're talking-is- it's headless. well, you're. we're talking.-is art?i it's headless. well, you're. . we're talking.-is art? and we're talking. what is art? and if we're talking. what is art? and tt-h— we're talking. what is art? and tt-h thte— we're talking. what is art? and if-in this world- we're talking. what is art? and if in this world can't if people in this world can't eeh-t—te- if people in this world can't eeh-t—te el if people in this world can't- can't_is a woman can't figure out what is a woman , hew— can't figure out what is a woman , hew ee— can't figure out what is a woman , how can we _what- can't figure out what is a woman , how can we what art is? , how can we know what art is? i thht— , how can we know what art is? i thhtlwew— , how can we know what art is? i thhtlwew thew,— , how can we know what art is? i thinkiyou know, it's— , how can we know what art is? i think you know, it's not think, you know, it's not ehthetw— think, you know, it's not entirely separate. i think to some extent has . the whole some extent it has. the whole conversation about the conversation has been about the extent man's capacity extent to which man's capacity to create or find meaning in himself is being gradually eroded by technology and reproduction. and mass marketing and consumerism and so on that has overtaken any attempt to actually create beauty . and it actually create beauty. and it is very similar to the idea that you can just change sex if you want to because everything just is would say beauty is just is they would say beauty is just everything subjective. but of everything is subjective. but of course not course it's not. no, it's not absolute. you when you see absolute. you know, when you see it, vegans . in the it, it militant vegans. in the times who's only pomfritt donelan huh ? no idea. but yeah donelan huh? no idea. but yeah this donelan huh? no idea. but yeah thte te— donelan huh? no idea. but yeah thte te ee— donelan huh? no idea. but yeah this is so farmers— donelan huh? no idea. but yeah this is so farmers fight- t" 7 no idea. but yeah this is so farmers fight back etehet— this is so farmers fight back egehet eteht— this is so farmers fight back against plant based school

tweete— against plant based school thhete t— against plant based school dinners i assume you're tetewhe— dinners i assume you're referring te. — dinners i assume you're referring to. yeah and this is where— referring to. yeah and this is where the— referring to. yeah and this is where the spam _ referring to. yeah and this is where the spam fritters of our wewth— where the spam fritters of our wewth hehte— where the spam fritters of our youth, right? so— where the spam fritters of our youth, right? so local authority is youth, right? so local authority te we— youth, right? so local authority te tethe— youth, right? so local authority is are going vegan and it's tewthte— is are going vegan and it's terrible and— is are going vegan and it's terrible and it's- is are going vegan and it's terrible and it's bad for the tee— terrible and it's bad for the farmers. it's— terrible and it's bad for the farmers . it's also terrible and it's bad for the farmers. it's also bad for terrible and it's bad for the farmers . it's also bad for the farmers. it's also bad for the ehttteh— farmers. it's also bad for the children because— farmers. it's also bad for the children because they'll all be malnourished.— children because they'll all be malnourished-it?- children because they'll all be malnourished. it? oh, malnourished. or is it? oh, weeh—et- malnourished. or is it? oh,| yeah,_at school malnourished. or is it? oh,| yeah,.so-at school malnourished. or is it? oh, yeah, so it's at school malnourished. or is it? oh, yeah, so it's terrible.hool malnourished. or is it? oh, yeah, so it's terrible. it's. dinners, so it's terrible. it's eehethhe— dinners, so it's terrible. it's something-nine- dinners, so it's terrible. it's something nine councils are something like nine councils are going— something like nine councils are tethe-weteh— something like nine councils are tethe-weteh-hewet- something like nine councils are going vegan never go going full vegan and never go twtt— going full vegan and never go twtt eee — going full vegan and never go full vegan. we— going full vegan and never go full vegan. we all- going full vegan and never go full vegan. �*fttti; going full vegan and never go full vegan. we all know what vegan school dinners. i mean, my daughter went through vegan phases they looked phases and they all looked exactly the crisps, chips , exactly the same crisps, chips, like the most basic carbs . there like the most basic carbs. there was never anything inventive with like a mix of grains and, you know, rare fruits and the rainbow and all the rest. well, that's called it's called- " ft: well, that's called it's called dirty eee — that's called it's called dirty ega veeh— that's called it's called dirty vegan. yeah, but— that's called it's called dirty vegan. yeah, but at the end of the—ewew- vegan. yeah, but at the end of the—even becausej the day, i'm not even because you— the day, i'm not even because wew thew— the day, i'm not even because yew knew he— the day, i'm not even because yew thew th— the day, i'm not even because you know me, i'm carnivore. you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eet— you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eet ehty— you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eet ehty meet— you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eet ehty meet-ewee- you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eat only meat eggs and have you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eat 0 so meat eggs and have you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eat 0 so today eggs and have you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eat 0 so today is eggs and have you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eat 0 so today is theggs and have you know me, i'm a carnivore. i eat 0 so today is the fourthj have done so today is the fourth ehhtweewy— done so today is the fourth anniversary of— done so today is the fourth anniversary of me eating only meet— anniversary of me eating only meet-wt- anniversary of me eating only meat-and cheese.l meat and eggs and cheese. steyhe— meat and eggs and cheese. steyhg ethe— meat and eggs and cheese. staying alive and staying and teet— staying alive and staying and teet amazing-— staying alive and staying and look amazing. i— staying alive and staying and look amazing. i look amazing. thet-e— look amazing. i look amazing. thet-e why— look amazing. i look amazing. thet-e why the— look amazing. i look amazing. that's why i'm not worried about any that's why i'm not worried about ehy-hee— that's why i'm not worried about ehy-hee te— that's why i'm not worried about ehy-hee telwtth- any story that has to do with weehteeeh. — any story that has to do with veganism. _your- any story that has to do with- veganism. _your ultimate veganism. because your ultimate eheye— veganism. because your ultimate eheehy-e-theyhe— veganism. because your ultimate enemy's they're not even enemy's not. they're not even enemies. they're— enemy's not. they're not even enemies. they're going to die. they-ee— enemies. they're going to die. they're themselves . they're killing themselves. there-e—

they're killing themselves. there's—where l there's another one where we'll just equal hasan. just smash it with equal hasan. vegan a case of vegan outrage is a case of banning these ones from social media would think. media entirely, i would think. yeah, is a story yeah, well, this is a story about vegan activist about how a vegan activist activist, which they're all activists, you've got to be an activists, you've got to be an activist to be a vegan, tried to ruin business posting fake ruin my business by posting fake reviews. chef hits out at one etw— reviews. chef hits out at one star. feedback— reviews. chef hits out at one star. feedback left- ”tit chef hits out at one star. feedback left by customers whe— star. feedback left by customers whe eeeeetetty— star. feedback left by customers who repeatedly criticise restaurant _ who repeatedly criticise restaurant on - who repeatedly criticise restaurant on social media teeette— restaurant on social media despite having— restaurant on social media despite having never visited. ehey— despite having never visited. ehey whteh— despite having never visited. okay which sounds like, oh, thet-e— okay which sounds like, oh, that's horrible— okay which sounds like, oh, that's horrible .— okay which sounds like, oh, that's horrible . so what they that's horrible. so what they whet— that's horrible. so what they whet they— that's horrible. so what they what they what— that's horrible. so what they what they what the government wehte— what they what the government wehte te — what they what the government wehte te te — what they what the government wants to do .this_ what they what the government wants to do .this is- what they what the government wants to do this is part of wants to do is this is part of the— wants to do is this is part of the-eetety— wants to do is this is part of the-safety bill.- wants to do is this is part of the safety bill. so it's the online safety bill. so it's one more excuse— the online safety bill. so it's one more excuse when the truth is one more excuse when the truth te theee — one more excuse when the truth is there are enough— one more excuse when the truth is there are enough laws to stop the— is there are enough laws to stop thte teem— is there are enough laws to stop this from happening. well, the eeeeht— this from happening. well, the government, they to government, yeah, they want to etee — government, yeah, they want to eteh—he- government, yeah, they want to etee—he ehe| government, yeah, they want to. etee—he et stop that, which might be one of the-eeet— stop that, which might be one of the-eeet ee— stop that, which might be one of the-good uses of— stop that, which might be one of the good uses of online the few good uses of the online eetety— the few good uses of the online eetety-thte— the few good uses of the online eetety-thte te- the few good uses of the online safety _this is the. safety bill. but this is the venn of everything that venn diagram of everything that infuriates me since i grew up in a parents a a restaurant, my parents ran a restaurant. people can just leave reviews, if leave horrible reviews, even if they they they were real customers, they often this someone often lie. but this is someone who customer who wasn't even a customer leaving activist who wasn't even a customer leaving absolutelyivist who wasn't even a customer leaving absolutely disgusting. who wasn't even a customer lewasg absolutely disgusting. who wasn't even a customer lewas no lbsolutely disgusting. who wasn't even a customer lewas no one.utely disgusting. who wasn't even a customer lewas no one inaly disgusting. who wasn't even a customer lewas no one in in disgusting. who wasn't even a customer lewas no one in in kensington it was no one in in kensington high street that that i've been to a couple of times. and he's a friend. to a couple of times. and he's a tweet-whe— to a couple of times. and he's a friend.-who-hel

friend. the guy who runs it, he he— friend. the guy who runs it, he was he hosted— friend. the guy who runs it, he was he hosted charity auction was he hosted a charity auction whteh— was he hosted a charity auction whteh w— was he hosted a charity auction which jk rowling— was he hosted a charity auction which jk rowling and a few ether,— which jk rowling and a few other,-gender. which jk rowling and a few- other,-gender critical other, you know, gender critical people— other, you know, gender critical people wt— other, you know, gender critical people eht wee— other, you know, gender critical people and was subsequently like hehhet— people and was subsequently like hehhet wtth— people and was subsequently like bombed with negative reviews teem. — bombed with negative reviews tteeh. wett— bombed with negative reviews from. right. and— bombed with negative reviews from. ?tg t: bombed with negative reviews from. 3g 't: bombed with negative reviews from. 33 t: from. right. and that's why we need to know. and that's why i demand an online. here we go . i demand an online. here we go. i demand an online. here we go. i demand an online. here we go. i demand an eye for the people who are going to write horrible things about people. it's things about me and people. it's just name . i never do. just his own name. i never do. i thought was be some i thought it was gonna be some meet— i thought it was gonna be some meat-something. - i thought it was gonna be some meat something. ti;iti; i thought it was gonna be some meat-something. here at meat or something. here is my at teete— meat or something. here is my at louis schaefer on twitter. the point is the is there's point is the point is there's a very easy no one can see this thing snakes snake mail. this is a curious puzzle for the- g c this is a curious puzzle for the legal expert— a curious puzzle for the legal expert . — a curious puzzle for the legal expert . rte— a curious puzzle for the legal expert. it's and— a curious puzzle for the legal expert. it's and a- a curious puzzle for the legal expert . c d craig expert. it's and a good laugh for the rest of us who haven't seen decent sunshine in a couple of months. yeah, this is a eheetet— of months. yeah, this is a shocked—are. of months. yeah, this is a- shocked_are forced shocked couple who are forced to move—dream home.i move out of their dream home. t hey— move out of their dream home. they hewght— move out of their dream home. they hewtht eh— move out of their dream home. they bought an auction they they bought an auction and they thet— they bought an auction and they ttwetltt— they bought an auction and they ttwetltt ter— they bought an auction and they lived-it for five— they bought an auction and they lived it for five years lived in it for five years and ther— lived in it for five years and thew—ewt- lived in it for five years andl then—outlwasn't then they found out it wasn't thetre. —thtel then they found out it wasn't theirs._this is| theirs. and of course, this is in australia— theirs. and of course, this is in australia basically they in australia and basically they theweht— in australia and basically theyi thought—house thought they bought the house at an thought they bought the house at eh—ewt- thought they bought the house at eh—ewt the- an auction. it turns out the etehetwre— an auction. it turns out the signature had— an auction. it turns out the signature had been forged. serhheee— signature had been forged. someone had— signature had been forged. someone had put the house as a ewerehtee— someone had put the house as a twerehtee wt— someone had put the house as a guarantee and then— someone had put the house as a guarantee and then defaulted on the teen— guarantee and then defaulted on the teen .— guarantee and then defaulted on the loan . yeah.— guarantee and then defaulted on the loan . yeah. and forged this the loan. yeah. and forged this person's signature . so now that person's signature. so now that

hereeh— person's signature. so now that hereeh-et— person's signature. so now that person of countersued . person sort of countersued. so they— person sort of countersued. so they hewe-t— person sort of countersued. so they hadn't defaulted. in fact , they hadn't defaulted. in fact, it made look as if it it just made it look as if it was. came up for auction was. and it came up for auction because have because it appeared to have defaulted who defaulted because the person who used use the defaulted because the person who used account use the defaulted because the person who used account had use the defaulted because the person who used account had doneise the defaulted because the person who used account had done so. but house account had done so. but but this hit back but so now this person hit back . wht— but so now this person hit back . we then— but so now this person hit back . we then ee— but so now this person hit back . and then so now— but so now this person hit back . and then so now they're eeeerehtty— . and then so now they're eeeerehtty-eetl . and then so now they're apparently get 2.7 apparently going to get 2.7 htttteh— apparently going to get 2.7 million inches— apparently going to get 2.7 million inches compensation or at million inches compensation or et—erteretl million inches compensation or et—erteret hyi at least that's been ordered by by the— at least that's been ordered by by the hy— at least that's been ordered by by the by e— at least that's been ordered by by the by a supreme court. but but by the by a supreme court. but hwt yeeh— by the by a supreme court. but but yeah, they're— by the by a supreme court. but but yeah, they're fighting. they-we— but yeah, they're fighting. they-we eeewt— but yeah, they're fighting. they've spent a huge amount in tetet— they've spent a huge amount in teeet teee.— they've spent a huge amount in teget teee. the— they've spent a huge amount in legal fees. the other person ththte— legal fees. the other person thinks _their- legal fees. the other person thinks their house. thinks it's still their house. i tee-t— thinks it's still their house. i teh-t thew. — thinks it's still their house. i don't know. this— thinks it's still their house. i don't know. this why i might don't know. this is why i might go don't know. this is why i might ee-rehtht — don't know. this is why i might go-renting. ifirst- go back to renting. i first heret— go back to renting. i first meted-te- go back to renting. i first moved to brighton. am moved down to brighton. i am renting a house. so renting in a place, a house. so we for fail through. but we hope for fail through. but that legally that wasn't like legally problematic. place problematic. we rented a place and then that turned out to no longer who was longer belong to the guy who was renting that been renting it to us that had been foreclosed on. and started foreclosed on. and we started getting bank getting letters from his bank telling us that you had to telling us that and you had to move worth and move was worth nothing. and we had him we had had paid rent to him and we had paid but it's a paid a deposit. but it's a nightmare. this to check up on these. is only in these. this is not only in awetrette— these. this is not only in australia,-so- these. this is not only in. australia,-so common these. this is not only in- australia,-so common and australia, this is so common and there-e— australia, this is so common and there's something— australia, this is so common and there's something called insurance-,- there's something called insurance , insurance insurance buyers, insurance reherte— insurance buyers, insurance renters insurance that that will eewee-t— renters insurance that that will eewee-t tee-t— renters insurance that that will cover-i don't even- renters insurance that that will cover i don't even know. cover this. i don't even know. to cover this. i don't even know. te-eewhte- to me, this sounds like a heh—etery.— to me, this sounds like a heh—etery.-tei to me, this sounds like a

non—story.-is. i to me, this sounds like a- non—story.-is . yeah, non—story. there it is. yeah, wett— non—story. there it is. yeah, wet t— non—story. there it is. yeah, wet t thet— non—story. there it is. yeah, well, i tried to— non—story. there it is. yeah, well, i tried to explain it well, i tried to explain it well, but messing well, but you were messing around thing, around with your thing, and simon was staring at it, and it was very complicated. i was all very complicated. i just. my thing. was all very complicated. i. just-my thing.ifinally just. i love my thing. i finally etthtthe— just. i love my thing. i finally etthttht . — just. i love my thing. i finally slinking . malinki- just. i love my thing. i finally slinking. itiritc just. i love my thing. i finally slinking . itiritc just. i love my thing. i finally slinking . slinking. malinki is on the prowl again in express. lewis. well this is fine. this is a real story that— well this is fine. this is a real story that some- while �*" this is a real story that some cat i eewtth-t— real story that some cat i couldn't find— real story that some cat i couldn't find out where the cat where— couldn't find out where the cat was. where was— couldn't find out where the cat was. where was the cat ? i don't was. where was the cat? i don't thew— was. where was the cat? i don't knew where— was. where was the cat? i don't know where the— was. where was the cat? i don't know where the cat— was. where was the cat? i don't know where the cat was in a they — know where the cat was in a they h— know where the cat was in a derby. in derby?— know where the cat was in a derby. in derby? was it in derby ? derby. in derby? was it in derby eveeh— derby. in derby? was it in derby eveeh th— derby. in derby? was it in derby ? yeah, in darley_ derby. in derby? was it in derby ? yeah, in darley abbey. in derry.— ? yeah, in darley abbey. in werhy. eh— ? yeah, in darley abbey. in derby. oh derby. it was. this ttte. — derby. oh derby. it was. this the se— derby. oh derby. it was. this was like. so alliterative derby. whey— was like. so alliterative derby. whey-rt— was like. so alliterative derby. attey-tt yew— was like. so alliterative derby. attey-tt yew rt- was like. so alliterative derby. abbey-if you if that- abbey derby. if you if that helps you derby. so some cat goes helps you derby. so some cat teee ewt— helps you derby. so some cat teee ewt every— helps you derby. so some cat goes out every day— helps you derby. so some cat goes out every day and- so some cat goes out every day and steals teetther— goes out every day and steals designer shoes— goes out every day and steals designer shoes from neighbours . designer shoes from neighbours. why— designer shoes from neighbours. why wew— designer shoes from neighbours. why the— designer shoes from neighbours. why wear the designer shoes? ah but why wear the designer shoes? ah ewt-wehterht- why wear the designer shoes? ah but wandering around. he but he goes wandering around. he whee— but he goes wandering around. he whee-hehe— but he goes wandering around. he brings home hibbert brings them home to mrs. hibbert whteh— brings them home to mrs. hibbert ,whteh te— brings them home to mrs. hibbert ,whteh te the— brings them home to mrs. hibbert , which is the cat— brings them home to mrs. hibbert , which is the cat i— brings them home to mrs. hibbert , which is the cat i was trying to remember. _ , which is the cat i was trying to remember. my- , which is the cat i was trying to remember. itiy d , which is the cat i was trying to remember. my daughter a to remember. my daughter had a story it was called slinky story book. it was called slinky malinki. as i referenced. eventually i went eventually found it, but i went on to try and what was on to google to try and what was the name about the cat? the children's book with the cat? felix arnie felix it's like a huge arnie there of these books there are dozens of these books about about cats that steal things. yeah, thought things. yeah, i thought it was felix well garfield. but felix as well as garfield. but hang on. it says over the-

ci tit: but hang on. it says over the past rewr— hang on. it says over the past tewr yee— hang on. it says over the past four years,-cats- hang on. it says over the past four years, cats made off four years, the cats made off wtth— four years, the cats made off wtth-theh— four years, the cats made off with _than £300 - four years, the cats made off with than £300 worth of with more than £300 worth of tteme— with more than £300 worth of tteme-eeytht- with more than £300 worth of items. saying designer items. and it's saying designer eheee— items. and it's saying designer eheee-het— items. and it's saying designer shoes. not designer shoes. they're not designer eheee — shoes. they're not designer eheee ltt-e— shoes. they're not designer shoes. lit's £300 - shoes. they're not designer shoes. it's £300 total, shoes. if it's £300 total, they-re— shoes. if it's £300 total, they're-that- shoes. if it's £300 total, they're that designer , are they're not that designer, are theye— they're not that designer, are thew-weee- they're not that designer, are they?-guess, you - they're not that designer, are they? guess, you know , they? well, i guess, you know, for they? well, i guess, you know, ter yeere— they? well, i guess, you know, her yeere ett— they? well, i guess, you know, for years all the— they? well, i guess, you know, for years all the items are 300 pretty— for years all the items are 300 pretty-ewt— for years all the items are 300 pretty-ewt tt-e- for years all the items are 300 pretty-and it's not- for years all the items are 300 pretty and it's not a pair pretty steep and it's not a pair of pretty steep and it's not a pair et-eheee. — pretty steep and it's not a pair of-shoes. it's- pretty steep and it's not a pair of-shoes. it's1—1. of designer shoes. it's1—1 ehee. teee.— of designer shoes. it's1—1 shoe. look. now- of designer shoes. c �* �* look. now the show is shoe. look. now the show is hewty— shoe. look. now the show is heerty — shoe. look. now the show is nearly over. let's— look. now the show is nearly over. let's take another ewtet— nearly over. let's take another twtet teet— nearly over. let's take another twtet teet et— nearly over. let's take another quick look at tuesday's front pages— quick look at tuesday's front eeeee .— quick look at tuesday's front eeeee . the— quick look at tuesday's front pages. the daily mail, britain's teet— pages. the daily mail, britain's tteet eettt— pages. the daily mail, britain's rock solid support for the reyete— rock solid support for the reyete .— rock solid support for the reyete . they— rock solid support for the royals . they assert the i news royals. they assert the i news hwe— royals. they assert the i news hwe thte— royals. they assert the i news have this can't— royals. they assert the i news have this can't go— royals. they assert the i news have this can't go on nhs teetere— have this can't go on nhs teetere th— have this can't go on nhs leaders in despair as strike eteteehete— leaders in despair as strike stalemate hits— leaders in despair as strike stalemate hits care backlog. the eweetee— stalemate hits care backlog. the guardian home— stalemate hits care backlog. the guardian home office to acquire treet— guardian home office to acquire tteet et— guardian home office to acquire tteet et ehthe— guardian home office to acquire fleet of ships to— guardian home office to acquire fleet of ships to house asylum eeeet— fleet of ships to house asylum eeeet . the— fleet of ships to house asylum seekers . the time— fleet of ships to house asylum seekers . the time call for top seekers. the time call for top etwtt— seekers. the time call for top etwtt eeweht— seekers. the time call for top civil servant to _ seekers. the time call for top civil servant to go _ seekers. the time call for top civil servant to go amid worst ertete— civil servant to go amid worst ertete ee— civil servant to go amid worst ertete ee the— civil servant to go amid worst crisis as the express have hehewet— crisis as the express have rehertht etee— crisis as the express have ignoring plea for life and limb twet— ignoring plea for life and limb twet het— ignoring plea for life and limb care just not on. _ ignoring plea for life and limb care just not on. and finally , care just not on. and finally, the— care just not on. and finally, the retry— care just not on. and finally, the daily star— care just not on. and finally, the daily star ate phone dave newt— the daily star ate phone dave david attenborough to make eehteet— david attenborough to make contact with _ david attenborough to make contact with aliens. those were yew— contact with aliens. those were yewr treet— contact with aliens. those were yewr treht pegee— contact with aliens. those were yewr treht eeeee .— contact with aliens. those were your front pages . that's all we your front pages. that's all we hwe— your front pages. that's all we hwe thee— your front pages. that's all we have time for. _ your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you very rhweh. — have time for. thank you very rhweh. te— have time for. thank you very rhweh. te rhy— have time for. thank you very much. to my guests, louis sehetter— much. to my guests, louis schaffer and— much. to my guests, louis schaffer and nick dixon. both of i schaffer and nick dixon. both of t tee-t— schaffer and nick dixon. both of t ttth-t ewt— schaffer and nick dixon. both of t ttth-t eett t— schaffer and nick dixon. both of i didn't call i didn't call you

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they cut me up. that's a good idea. cut me up while i'm showing that i can't hear anybody. anyway. good morning to you . britain backs the monarchy. you. britain backs the monarchy. this is according to new polling as the king prepares to meet the prime minister today. a very good morning to you. it is 6:00 on tuesday, good morning to you. it is 6:00 eh tweetey, the— good morning to you. it is 6:00 on tuesday, the 2nd— good morning to you. it is 6:00 on tuesday, the 2nd of- g: g it is 6:00 on tuesday, the 2nd of may. we

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