hello. welcome back. i'm . hello. welcome back. .-m bethany— hello. welcome back. i'm bethany elsey with your top stories— i'm bethany elsey with your top stories from — i'm bethany elsey with your top stories from the— i'm bethany elsey with your top stories from the gb news room. in the— stories from the gb news room. in the first— stories from the gb news room. in the first major— stories from the gb news room. in the first major test for prime— in the first major test for prime minister- in the first major test for prime minister rishi sunak, the conservative— prime minister rishi sunak, the conservative party has lost control— conservative party has lost control of— conservative party has lost control of 48— conservative party has lost control of 48 councils in england— control of 48 councils in england and— control of 48 councils in england and more than a thousand seats— england and more than a thousand seats wttt— england and more than a thousand seats wttt tutt— england and more than a thousand seats with just two— england and more than a thousand seats with just two councils stu— seats with just two councils stttt tett— seats with just two councils still left to _ seats with just two councils still left to declare the tesuttt— still left to declare the results of _ still left to declare the results of yesterday's local etettttn — results of yesterday's local election vote,— results of yesterday's local election vote, labour has gained 22 oots— election vote, labour has gained 22 councils, so— election vote, labour has gained 22 councils, so far— election vote, labour has gained 22 councils, so far and is now too— 22 councils, so far and is now the totgost— 22 councils, so far and is now the largest political party at tooot— the largest political party at local government level. the tttotot— local government level. the liberal democrats have gained 12 counts— liberal democrats have gained 12 oounots ont— liberal democrats have gained 12 councils and the— liberal democrats have gained 12 councils and the green party has toot— councils and the green party has won their first— councils and the green party has won their first outright majority— won their first outright majority ot— won their first outright majority of a- won their first outright majority of a council for the first— majority of a council for the ttst ttmo— majority of a council for the first time, securing mid—suffolk

ttstt— first time, securing mid—suffolk ttstt sonat— first time, securing mid—suffolk rishi sunak has— first time, securing mid—suffolk rishi sunak has admitted the tosutts— rishi sunak has admitted the tosutts oo— rishi sunak has admitted the results are disappointing , while results are disappointing, while sir results are disappointing, while st tot— results are disappointing, while sir keir starmer_ results are disappointing, while sir keir starmer and sir ed davey— sir keir starmer and sir ed davey celebrated their wins . davey celebrated their wins. to— davey celebrated their wins. tt-s ttttys— davey celebrated their wins. it's always disappointing- davey celebrated their wins. it's always disappointing to lose hard working conservative councillors their friends, their colleagues and i'm so grateful to them for everything. what i am carry on doing am going to carry on doing is delivering people's delivering on the people's priorities . 80s delivering on the people's priorities. 80s halving inflation, the economy, inflation, growing the economy, reducing cutting waiting reducing debt, cutting waiting lists and stopping the boats . lists and stopping the boats. same story in plymouth in stoke up to— same story in plymouth in stoke up in middlesbrough . these are up in middlesbrough. these are the toy— up in middlesbrough. these are the key battlegrounds as we go too— the key battlegrounds as we go tnto tho— the key battlegrounds as we go tnto the next— the key battlegrounds as we go into the next election and make no mtstoto— into the next election and make no mistake, this— into the next election and make no mistake, this means that we are on course for— no mistake, this means that we are on course for a— no mistake, this means that we are on course for a labour mot-otto— are on course for a labour majority ot— are on course for a labour majority at the— are on course for a labour majority at the next election. a ttnttstto— majority at the next election. a fantastic result— majority at the next election. a fantastic result for- majority at the next election. a fantastic result for the - a fantastic result for the liberal groundbreak liberal democrats. groundbreak taking results. people have lost trust— taking results. people have lost trust wttt— taking results. people have lost trust with the _ g people have lost trust with the conservatives. they— trust with the conservatives. they—toot- trust with the conservatives. l they—lack integrity, they think they lack integrity, that— they think they lack integrity, that they— they think they lack integrity, that they don't— they think they lack integrity, that they don't care about poopto— that they don't care about poopto ont— that they don't care about people and they're just out of touch. — people and they're just out of touch. so— people and they're just out of touch. so ._ people and they're just out of touch. so i think— people and they're just out of touch. so i think we benefited trom— touch. so i think we benefited ttom o— touch. so i think we benefited from a positive— touch. so i think we benefited from a positive vote for the moat— from a positive vote for the liberal democrats and a vote trom— liberal democrats and a vote from lifelong _ liberal democrats and a vote from lifelong conservatives who who— from lifelong conservatives who who won-t— from lifelong conservatives who who won't vote— from lifelong conservatives who who won't vote conservative ogotn — who won't vote conservative ogotn on— who won't vote conservative ogotn on tho— who won't vote conservative again on the eve- who won't vote conservative again on the eve of the king's

coronottot— again on the eve of the king's coronation, the— again on the eve of the king's coronation, the king and the tttnoo— coronation, the king and the tttnoo ont— coronation, the king and the prince and princess of wales tots— prince and princess of wales have greeted— prince and princess of wales have greeted well—wishers on the mott— have greeted well—wishers on the mot . — have greeted well—wishers on the mall. congratulations,- have greeted well—wishers on the mall . g / mall. congratulations, yvette cooper. mall. congratulations, yvette cooper . you look much younger in cooper. you look much younger in the flesh and especially look peter murrell king charles made a surprise appearance to meet with some of the thousands gathered outside buckingham palace. william and kate joined the too— palace. william and kate joined the too to— palace. william and kate joined the king for the— f william and kate joined the king for the walkabout at. t hey— the king for the walkabout at. they ptetset— the king for the walkabout at. they praised the— the king for the walkabout at. they praised the party atmosphere- they praised the party atmosphere and described the coronotton— atmosphere and described the coronation as— atmosphere and described the coronation as a— atmosphere and described the coronation as a great moment of eetettotton. — coronation as a great moment of celebration. the— coronation as a great moment of celebration. the royalists , celebration. the royalists, too-vet— celebration. the royalists, who've been— celebration. the royalists, who've been camping out hoping to catch— who've been camping out hoping to catch e— who've been camping out hoping to catch a glimpse— who've been camping out hoping to catch a glimpse of history tetng— to catch a glimpse of history tetng mote— to catch a glimpse of history being made this— to catch a glimpse of history being made this weekend, tesetttet— being made this weekend, described it— being made this weekend, described it as— being made this weekend, described it as a once in a tttettme— described it as a once in a lifetime opportunity . we were lifetime opportunity. we were tttetotty— lifetime opportunity. we were tttetotty test— lifetime opportunity. we were literally just walking back to the totet— literally just walking back to the hotel and— literally just walking back to the hotel and then we just saw everybody— the hotel and then we just saw everybody cheering and came over and then— everybody cheering and came over and then set— everybody cheering and came over and then saw the— everybody cheering and came over and then saw the king and i got to state— and then saw the king and i got to state the— and then saw the king and i got to shake the hand— and then saw the king and i got to shake the hand . /t:::t. git and then saw the king and i got to shake the hand . v/tzzt. git to shake the hand. you've got to state— to shake the hand. you've got to shake the hand through the crowd and i got to shake the hand. i think this is britain at its- think this is britain at its best — think this is britain at its best vou— think this is britain at its best. you know, everybody's nottettne— best. you know, everybody's nottettng to— best. you know, everybody's nattering to everybody. there's no nattering to everybody. there's too-upper— nattering to everybody. there's too-upper to.— nattering to everybody. there's too-upper ttoltust- no stiff upper lip. it's just tovety. — no stiff upper lip. it's just lovely. -wantedl no stiff upper lip. it's justi lovely. -wanted to no stiff upper lip. it's just- lovely. -wanted to be lovely. we just wanted to be a part history and enjoy the

part of history and enjoy the you know, nobody better you know, nobody does it better than the british. so we wanted to see all the excitement and be a part of it. and people planning to travel by train this weekend will hear a very special message . my wife and i wish you message. my wife and i wish you and your— message. my wife and i wish you and your families— message. my wife and i wish you and your families a— 3 my wife and i wish you and your families a wonderful coronotton— and your families a wonderful coronation weekend and wherever you ete— coronation weekend and wherever you are travelling— coronation weekend and wherever you are travelling ,_ coronation weekend and wherever you are travelling , we hope you you are travelling, we hope you have — you are travelling, we hope you have t— you are travelling, we hope you have u sate— you are travelling, we hope you have a safe and— you are travelling, we hope you have a safe and pleasant journev-_ have a safe and pleasant journey- aut— have a safe and pleasant journey. and remember , please journey. and remember, please mtut— journey. and remember, please mtut tte— journey. and remember, please mtut the gap— journey. and remember, please mtut the gap- — journey. and remember, please mind the gap . g m: quill" mind the gap. the king and queen consort have recorded the famous mind the gap announcement for the coronation it will be played at every railway and underground station across the uk . you're up station across the uk. you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio and on tune in this is gb news. now, though, it's time for headliners as. hello and

headliners as.- . hello and welcome to headliners.— . hello and welcome to headliners. i'm- hello and welcome to headliners. i'm andrew doyle. aut— headliners. i'm andrew doyle. out joining— headliners. i'm andrew doyle. out joining me— headliners. i'm andrew doyle. and joining me this evening to sust— and joining me this evening to suck the— and joining me this evening to suck the marrow— and joining me this evening to suck the marrow from saturday's newspapers— suck the marrow from saturday's newspapers comedic newspapers are comedic carnivores, josh howie and nick moon.— carnivores, josh howie and nick otxou. tou— carnivores, josh howie and nick otxou. how are— carnivores, josh howie and nick dixon. how are you both .7 very dixon. how are you both.7 very toot— dixon. how are you both.7 very goot mote. — dixon. how are you both.7 very good, mate. you're— dixon. how are you both.7 very good, mate. you're more an omnivore than— good, mate. you're more an omnivore than a— good, mate. you're more an omnivore than a carnivore, ten-t— omnivore than a carnivore, test you,— omnivore than a carnivore, aren't you, josh? ctzt" c omnivore than a carnivore, aren't you, josh? curt" c aren't you, josh? i don't know the difference. well, an omnivore would - t: ”�*tzrtzmit: well, an omnivore would be vegetables the difference. well, an- omnivore would be vegetables and meet.— omnivore would be vegetables and meet. to— omnivore would be vegetables and meet. to — omnivore would be vegetables and meet. to wett— omnivore would be vegetables and meat. no well, mate— omnivore would be vegetables and meat. no well, mate ,- omnivore would be vegetables and meat. no wc“ at; meat. no well, mate, are you doing keto? although today is my last day. that's why you're so svette — last day. that's why you're so svette ot— last day. that's why you're so svelte at the _ at? that's why you're so svelte at the moment. at; svelte at the moment. how are you.— svelte at the moment. how are you, utote tru— svelte at the moment. how are you, nick? i'm well.- svelte at the moment. how are you, nick? i'm well. i'm- svelte at the moment. at; \ ti.

otso— of a nation. the times as they otso go— of a nation. the times as they otso go utth— of a nation. the times as they also go with king's day of hesthy— also go with king's day of oesthy. aho— also go with king's day of destiny. and finally, the daily stet— destiny. and finally, the daily stat going— destiny. and finally, the daily stat gothg h— destiny. and finally, the daily stat gothg th e— destiny. and finally, the daily star going in a slightly different— star going in a slightly different direction with a htetute— different direction with a ptetute ot— different direction with a ptetute ot o— different direction with a picture of a big dog. and this is picture of a big dog. and this ts sousoese— picture of a big dog. and this is sausages, whatever that means . those— is sausages, whatever that means . those wee— is sausages, whatever that means . those yout— is sausages, whatever that means . those were your front pages . . those were your front pages. otoy— . those were your front pages. otoy so— . those were your front pages. okay so wee— . those were your front pages. okay so we're going to kick off utth — okay so we're going to kick off utth the— okay so we're going to kick off with the guardian. josh because this with the guardian. josh because thts ts— with the guardian. josh because thts ts the— with the guardian. josh because this is the only— with the guardian. josh because this is the only non coronation ttoht— this is the only non coronation ttoht sover— this is the only non coronation front cover we've— this is the only non coronation front cover we've gone with some oetuot— front cover we've gone with some oetuot — front cover we've gone with some actual news. some— front cover we've gone with some actual news. some some news. that's we do have news that's right. we do have news later on. yes. we've lots later on. yes. we've got lots of news. the front page, later on. yes. we've got lots of new is the front page, later on. yes. we've got lots of new is the the front page, later on. yes. we've got lots of new is the only|e front page, later on. yes. we've got lots of new is the only bitront page, later on. yes. we've got lots of new is the only bit oft page, later on. yes. we've got lots of new is the only bit of newse, later on. yes. we've got lots of new is the only bit of news we this is the only bit of news we can find. so crushing result for tories, results are tories, most of the results are in. lost about in. tories have lost about coming up to 1000 seats. yes labour has got nearly 500 and it's a big deal. yeah, it's going to be more probably ultimately, and it's the first time that that labour is now the biggest party in local government since 2002. so it's a big success story for— g ti.t:i; �*00�* so it's a big success story for starmer tht— big success story for starmer and ot— big success story for starmer and of course— big success story for starmer and of course his— big success story for starmer and of course his big motivation to— and of course his big motivation to try— and of course his big motivation to try tht— and of course his big motivation was to try and win— and of course his big motivation was to try and win back a brexit

vote— was to try and win back a brexit vote h— was to try and win back a brexit vote in britain.— was to try and win back a brexit vote in britain. you— was to try and win back a brexit vote in britain. you know, the test— vote in britain. you know, the test that— vote in britain. you know, the test that he— vote in britain. you know, the fact that he was— vote in britain. you know, the fact that he was the architect of fact that he was the architect ot-heohte-s— fact that he was the architect of people's referendum of the people's referendum ptetge— of the people's referendum - pledge—manifesto, pledge in the labour manifesto, uhteh— pledge in the labour manifesto, uhteh-ot— pledge in the labour manifesto, which-ofldisaster,- which is a bit of a disaster, hut— which is a bit of a disaster, hutltoes— which is a bit of a disaster, butldoes-he. which is a bit of a disaster,i butldoes-he has but it does seem like he has successfully— but it does seem like he has successfully-one- but it does seem like he has successfully one round. successfully run one round. those— successfully run one round. those-heohte- successfully run one round. those people that successfully run one round.- those-people that-party those very people that his party had those very people that his party hot—meth- those very people that his party hot—mete tt-si had alienated. yeah, i mean it's an had alienated. yeah, i mean it's on htteotot— had alienated. yeah, i mean it's an indicator and— had alienated. yeah, i mean it's an indicator and there labour is soyhe— an indicator and there labour is soyhg toot— an indicator and there labour is soyhg toot. ht— an indicator and there labour is saying look, if it— an indicator and there labour is saying look, if it goes the same way— saying look, if it goes the same way when— saying look, if it goes the same way when t— saying look, if it goes the same way when it comes— saying look, if it goes the same way when it comes to a national eteettot— way when it comes to a national eteettoh. yes.— way when it comes to a national election, yes, this— way when it comes to a national election, yes, this means that they—hotohty- election, yes, this means that they—hotohty. i they will get the majority. that-s— they will get the majority. that-s hot— they will get the majority. that-s hot t— they will get the majority. that's not a guarantee- they will get the majority. that's not a guarantee that that's to that's necessarily going to happen, definitely happen, but it's definitely a sign that that it's a sign of two things. it's a sign for me this is my political interpretation because i'm a comedian who knows very little. yeah, we don't know anything, but idiot. but as far as but i'm an idiot. but as far as i seems to be i can tell, it seems to be partly just tories destroying the the decade the country over the last decade or and it also seems to or so. and it also seems to be that and that labour has detoxified and that labour has detoxified and that to down keir starmer. that is to down keir starmer. so. so this is the question, thet— so. so this is the question, utet tsh-t— so. so this is the question, nick, isn't it?— so this is the question, nick, isn't it? extent nick, isn't it? to what extent is nick, isn't it? to what extent ts thts— nick, isn't it? to what extent ts thts the— nick, isn't it? to what extent is this the tories— nick, isn't it? to what extent is this the tories loss rather then— is this the tories loss rather than labour's— is this the tories loss rather. than labour's-know, is this the tories loss rather- than labour's-know, it than labour's gain? you know, it teets— than labour's gain? you know, it teets the— than labour's gain? you know, it feels like they've— than labour's gain? you know, it feels like they've completely shot— feels like they've completelyi shot—toot. shot themselves in the foot. to— shot themselves in the foot. tt-s—heotuse- shot themselves in the foot. . it's _ because because it's the former because because lib greens have also lib dems and greens have also gained i resent the gained a lot. so i resent the idea. this great starmer idea. it's this great starmer victory, although it is big victory, although it is a big loss for the tories. so last i checked, conservatives have

checked, the conservatives have lost course to lost 962. they're on course to lose 1000. labour have gone lose over 1000. labour have gone up 632. so it's more than the guidance front page saying because updated lib because he's been updated lib dems up for 17, greens up 199. yeah. everyone's going up yeah. so everyone's going up except the tories. exactly. so it's vote for anyone it's just a vote for anyone else. because people hate else. and because people hate the now tories the tories now and the tories were know, we expect were saying, you know, we expect to lose 1000, but it would have been secretly hoping obviously for 5 is for something like 5 to 700 is what i heard. and labour was saying be happy 400, saying we'd be happy with 400, but obviously they wouldn't have been. lot more, been. they wanted a lot more, which and the which they've got, and the question like josh saying question is like josh saying what's the cause? there's what's the cause? and there's millions causes we could millions of causes we could cite. there's argument cite. there's an argument within the it was the tories about whether it was what called the box set what sunak called the box set drama various leaders. what sunak called the box set drarthe various leaders. what sunak called the box set drarthe partygateius leaders. what sunak called the box set drarthe partygate typetaders. what sunak called the box set drarthe partygate type thing. but the partygate type thing. thu— but the partygate type thing. hut — but the partygate type thing. and no, no, the— but the partygate type thing. and no, no, the sort- but the partygate type thing. and no, no, the sort of- but the partygate type thing. and no, no, the sort of i- but the partygate type thing. and no, no, the sort of i think well, i think he maybe he means i think he means the sort of constant changing of leaders and so check that. so on. i have to check that. whereas as others are saying, no, it's ricci's fault for no, no, it's ricci's fault for knifing their successful knifing their most successful leader. meaning boris? yeah, well, mean, what leader. meaning boris? yeah,- well,_mean, what is well, who knows? i mean, what is htetestht— well, who knows? i mean, what is interesting-does- interesting, what this does revet— interesting, what this does reveal-what- interesting, what this does. reveal-what-known interesting, what this does- reveal-what-known for reveal and what we've known for a reveal and what we've known for o—hoset— reveal and what we've known for o—hoset oh— reveal and what we've known for a_based on polling. reveal and what we've known for a based on polling is a while now based on polling is that—conservativel

that actually most conservative supporters— supporters are wary of the conservative _ conservative party at the moment — conservative party at the moment. -don'tl conservative party at the moment. -don't have moment. so they don't even have thet— moment. so they don't even have their-traditional- their sort of traditional core hose— their sort of traditional core hose thet— their sort of traditional core base that-can- their sort of traditional core base that can rely on base that they can rely on in a way— base that they can rely on in a toy thet— base that they can rely on in a way that labour— base that they can rely on in a way that labour lost their core hose— way that labour lost their core hose-they— way that labour lost their core base -they -the- base when they lost the red hot —hove- base when they lost the red. wall. -havelsimilar wall. the tories have a similar tht— wall. the tories have a similar tho—hou- wall. the tories have a similar kind—now and- wall. the tories have a similar kind—now and it'si kind of situation now and it's otuoys— kind of situation now and it's otuoys-ohyuoy. - kind of situation now and it's always anyway. kind of situation now and it's- always-anyway. but, but always cynical anyway. but, but the interesting thing is the other interesting thing is that when starmer came in only a couple of years ago, everyone was oh, he's just a lame was like, oh, he's just a lame duck. going to be the sort duck. he's going to be the sort of before the actual of sacrifice before the actual labour comes but labour leader comes in. but but it's very quickly. it's all happened very quickly. but say, i mean but i have to say, i mean starmer, i mean this is a personal opinion, but starmer has never me has never struck me as particularly charismatic. i don't a mean way. don't mean that in a mean way. no.— don't mean that in a mean way. to-thht— don't mean that in a mean way. to-thht he— don't mean that in a mean way. no, think he doesn't feel no, i just think he doesn't feel otesttehttot— no, i just think he doesn't feel presidential—that. presidential in the way that a hut— presidential in the way that a out or— presidential in the way that a out or e— presidential in the way that a blair or a thatcher felt. i agree— blair or a thatcher felt. i agree ruth— blair or a thatcher felt. i agree with you. - blair or a thatcher felt. i agree with you. but- blair or a thatcher felt. i agree with you. but at. blair or a thatcher felt. i agree with you. but at the same time, he pretty smart time, he has been pretty smart in terms he's sort laid in terms of he's sort of laid low somewhat. his low somewhat. he's keeping his cards yeah. cards close to his chest. yeah. and i actually think he's i quite like him. so here's the ouesttot— quite like him. so here's the question, nick,— t: . i so here's the question, nick, because i know you-re— question, nick, because i know youre hot— question, nick, because i know youre not too— question, nick, because i know you're not too enamoured of the current— you're not too enamoured of the current conservative government you're not too enamoured of the current consehand,3 government you're not too enamoured of the current conse hand, are vernment you're not too enamoured of the current conse hand, are you ment on the other hand, are you toothe— on the other hand, are you toothg—a- on the other hand, are you. looking-a starmer looking forward to a starmer governmenta— looking forward to a starmer. government?_is government? no i'm saying is. sorhear—ster some of the other night starmer is some of the other night starmer ts gothg— some of the other night starmer ts going to— some of the other night starmer ts going to he— some of the other night starmer is going to be worse even is going to be far worse even than— is going to be far worse even than conservatives than the conservatives who i hate. — than the conservatives who i. hate. _conservative hate. this current conservative party. i johnny mercer party. i mean, johnny mercer

lost it was good lost and i thought it was a good thing he threw roger thing because he threw roger scruton so as scruton under the bus. so as you say, who are actually say, people who are actually conservative this conservative can't stand this tory as tory party, which they see as a basically socialist party, completely fake conservative party in name only. starmer, party in name only. but starmer, incredibly , will be even worse. incredibly, will be even worse. i was speaking someone the i was speaking to someone the more remainer. can't more sort of remainer. i can't say london because say north london blob because people think it's an anti—semitic reference, i anti—semitic reference, but i simply mean a remainer, a hardcore remainer who works in the extended deep state. and he was saying that, yeah, starmer, get in. he'll put in, he'll rejoin the eu and everything will great. i'd love it will be great. now, i'd love it if was really to if starmer was really going to solve problems, but of solve all our problems, but of course won't. it course he definitely won't. it will be as economic will be just as bad on economic things then it things or worse, and then it will be much worse on social things and wokeness and. and of course, it can't course, josh actually, it can't be course, josh actually, it can't toe-ease— course, josh actually, it can't be-case-starmer- be the case that starmer will hrhe— be the case that starmer will hrthe-thto— be the case that starmer will bring-into-eu.. be the case that starmer will. bring _into -eu. he's bring us back into the eu. he's aetuatty— bring us back into the eu. he's actuary-very.— bring us back into the eu. he's actually _very, very- actually been very, very speettte. — actually been very, very specific, -very - actually been very, very specific, -very that specific, very, very clear that he-that. - specific, very, very clear that. he _that. absolutely. specific, very, very clear that- he _that. absolutely. i he won't do that. absolutely. i rt— he won't do that. absolutely. i tt-ttt— he won't do that. absolutely. i mean, if-did happen,- he won't do that. absolutely. i mean, if-did happen, it- mean, if that did happen, it toute— mean, if that did happen, it uoutt he— mean, if that did happen, it would be generations away and i ooh-t— would be generations away and i short that— would be generations away and i short that t— would be generations away and i don't think it would happen don't think it would ever happen heeessarty. — necessarily. but, you know, peohte— people are banking on that in the.— people are banking on that in the-that— people are banking on that in the.-think they're- the. well, i think they're hahthg— the. well, i think they're banking-the. the. well, i think they're banking-the or banking on, well, the blob or whatever. — banking on, well, the blob or whatever. r— banking on, well, the blob or whatever. i think— banking on, well, the blob or whatever. i think the point is he-s— whatever. i think the point is hes-stea- whatever. i think the point isi he's-clear-it. he's been very clear about it.

out— he's been very clear about it. hut aha— he's been very clear about it. hut aht arso— he's been very clear about it. but and also, you— he's been very clear about it. but and also, you know what? i that— but and also, you know what? i that he-s— but and also, you know what? i think he's fundamentally a detent— think he's fundamentally a decent human— think he's fundamentally a decent human being. he's comes think he's fundamentally a deceia human being. he's comes think he's fundamentally a deceia veryan being. he's comes think he's fundamentally a deceia very somewhatie's comes think he's fundamentally a deceia very somewhat humble es from a very somewhat humble haetgrouht— background. and i think he wants to—thts— background. and i think he wants to—thts eouhtry. - to do good with this country. tht— to do good with this country. thtlthht— to do good with this country. andithink we— to do good with this country. and think we need to do good with this country. and ithink we need like and i think we need someone like him and i think we need someone like hth—aht— and i think we need someone like him—and actually- him to come in and actually whe— him to come in and actually that more— him to come in and actually bring more balance back to the horse— bring more balance back to the horse-hrs— force. wasn't his dad a toolmaker_ force. wasn't his dad a toolmaker something? yeah, toolmaker or something? yeah, wett— toolmaker or something? yeah, wet-he— toolmaker or something? yeah, wet-he has- toolmaker or something? yeah, well, he has mentioned well, he was. he has mentioned that— well, he was. he has mentioned that he-s— well, he was. he has mentioned that he's really— well, he was. he has mentioned that he's really decent. he keep5_mi"d-| that he's really decent. he- keeps_mind. there's keeps changing his mind. there's vtteos—tyhg- keeps changing his mind. there's videos—lying and- videos of him just lying and changing— videos of him just lying and ehahghg—so- videos of him just lying and- changing-so-times changing his mind so many times . that wasn't a toolmaker, i tor-t— . that wasn't a toolmaker, i tort-hot- . that wasn't a toolmaker, i don't-not on- . that wasn't a toolmaker, ii don't-not on that. . that wasn't a toolmaker, i- don't-not on that. on don't think. no, not on that. on vtrtuatty—htsl virtually everything else. his tat— virtually everything else. his tat-a— virtually everything else. his dad a toolmaker, i think. dad was a toolmaker, i think. hut— dad was a toolmaker, i think. hut utuh-t— dad was a toolmaker, i think. hut utuh-t he— dad was a toolmaker, i think. but didn't he own— dad was a toolmaker, i think. but didn't he own the- dad was a toolmaker, i think. but didn't he own the factory? i think was that's the. think that was the that's the. he did. he the business. he did. he owned the business. well it's well starmer's rubbish. it's just— well starmer's rubbish. it's rust-torts- well starmer's rubbish. it's just-tories are- well starmer's rubbish. it's just tories are such well starmer's rubbish. it's. just-tories are such a just that the tories are such a ttsaster.— just that the tories are such a ttsaster. r— just that the tories are such a disaster. i-that's-it disaster. i think that's what it is. disaster. i think that's what it ts. okay.— disaster. i think that's what it ts. otay. wett— disaster. i think that's what it is. okay. well look, never is. okay. well look, we'll never agree—wee - agree on that, will we? everyone-s— agree on that, will we? everyone's got- agree on that, will we? everyone's got different everyone's got a different opinion. we're move on opinion. we're going to move on to mail, saturday's to the daily mail, saturday's daily mail. is, of course, daily mail. this is, of course, the story in town, the the only story in town, the coronation. so, nick, you coronation. so, nick, after you go, goes with his day coronation. so, nick, after you go destiny. andes with his day coronation. so, nick, after you go destiny. and they:h his day coronation. so, nick, after you go destiny. and they have day of destiny. and they have a hteture— of destiny. and they have a picture-charles,- : "q and they have a picture charles, aged 20, at picture of charles, aged 20, at his investiture._ picture of charles, aged 20, at his investiture. investiture i atmost— his investiture. investiture i almost thought— his investiture. investiture i almost thought a almost thought it was a rhotoshoh. — almost thought it was a photoshop. you photoshop. i thought they'd. you thought— photoshop. i thought they'd. you thought airbrushed thought they'd just airbrushed htrh. — thought they'd just airbrushed htrh. -tust- thought they'd just airbrushed him. _just make. thought they'd just airbrushed him. just make him him. so. well, just make him toot—tatei look younger. maybe just take hm.— look younger. maybe just take htrt—tate- look younger. maybe just take him._fake and- look younger. maybe just take him. fake and fake him. it's a deep fake and fake aha— him. it's a deep fake and fake and that-s.— him. it's a deep fake and fake and that's. and. _ him. it's a deep fake and fake and that's. and. and they've sort— and that's. and. and they've

sort ot— and that's. and. and they've sort ot eohe— and that's. and. and they've sort of gone with the angle that he-s— sort of gone with the angle that he-s heeh— sort of gone with the angle that he's been waiting— sort of gone with the angle that he's been waiting 70 plus years, tohgest— he's been waiting 70 plus years, tohgest servht— he's been waiting 70 plus years, longest serving. also longest serving. they talk also about—aha- longest serving. they talk also ahout—aht theyi longest serving. they talk also- about_and they say about queen camilla and they say the one— about queen camilla and they say the once unthinkable has become about queen camilla and they say tireality. unthinkable has become about queen camilla and they say tireality. and inkable has become about queen camilla and they say tireality. and that'se has become about queen camilla and they say tireality. and that's i has become about queen camilla and they say tireality. and that's i thinkecome a reality. and that's i think they— a reality. and that's i think. they—h a reality. and that's i think- they—h that they meant queen camilla in that l— they meant queen camilla in that ease-r thht— they meant queen camilla in that case.-i think in— they meant queen camilla in that case. i think in general, as case. and i think in general, as we see from the— case. and i think in general, as we see from the next six heatthes— we see from the next six headlines we're about do , the headlines we're about to do, the corohattoh— headlines we're about to do, the coronation-bigger- headlines we're about to do, the coronation bigger than coronation is a bigger deal than some-have been- coronation is a bigger deal than some have been claiming. some people have been claiming. were—hots- some people have been claiming. we're—polls leadingi we're seeing these polls leading up we're seeing these polls leading uh-reohte— we're seeing these polls leading uh-reohte tor-t— up to it. people don't care about— up to it. people don't care about coronation people about the coronation people ooh-t— about the coronation people. don't—monarchy. don't care about the monarchy. tht— don't care about the monarchy. that what— don't care about the monarchy. and what-find- don't care about the monarchy. and what-find is- don't care about the monarchy. and what find is as it and what you'll find is as it approaches.— and what you'll find is as it approaches,-just- and what you'll find is as it approaches, just going to approaches, it's just going to be approaches, it's just going to toe—tht- approaches, it's just going to. toe—aha that-s approaches, it's just going to. be ito _and that's approaches, it's just going to. be.to all-and that's approaches, it's just going to be to all and and that's approaches, it's just going to be to all and of and that's approaches, it's just going to be to all and of course, at's going to all and of course, tet-s— let's not forget internationally, this is going to—vou- internationally, this is goingi to—vou thaw. internationally, this is going. to—vou thaw. r to be a big deal. you know, i heard who's the who's pop heard who's the who's the pop star going to be performing star is going to be performing there. is it lionel richie? yeah was perry was was talking katy perry was talking it earlier on tv talking about it earlier on tv and saying, know, and was saying, you know, this is is monumental in is like this is so monumental in international i think international terms. and i think because here because a lot of people here don't and camilla don't like charles and camilla and they prefer kate and william. and so haven't got and they prefer kate and willireal and so haven't got and they prefer kate and willireal sort so haven't got and they prefer kate and willireal sort so fervid,iven't got that real sort of fervid, excited. but people forget that this is going deal. this is going to be a big deal. i to be i think it's going to be a theater— i think it's going to be a hater teat— i think it's going to be a bigger deal internationally. and i bigger deal internationally. and r heart.— bigger deal internationally. and r th— bigger deal internationally. and i mean, i'm speaking personally, but i mean, i'm speaking personally, hut aha— i mean, i'm speaking personally, but and through— i mean, i'm speaking personally, but and through what limited trtehts— but and through what limited friends—one'sl but and through what limited friergenuinely one's but and through what limited friergenuinely excited one's but and through what limited friergenuinely excited about like genuinely excited about thts.— like genuinely excited about thts-to— like genuinely excited about this-to-kids-

like genuinely excited about. this.-to-kids school this. i went to my kids school today— this. i went to my kids school today-assembly- this. i went to my kids school today assembly the today for assembly in the atterhooh— today for assembly in the afternoon-did. today for assembly in the- afternoon-didllittle afternoon and they did a little sot— afternoon and they did a little sot-the— afternoon and they did a little god king rendition. and god save the king rendition. and they-ve— god save the king rendition. and they've-dressing- god save the king rendition. and they've dressing up they've been all dressing up thet— their pretty excited about it. out— their pretty excited about it. hut—seethe- their pretty excited about it. but seeing much but you're not seeing much huhthg— but you're not seeing much bunting around.— but you're not seeing much bunting around. like bunting around. it's not like when— bunting around. it's not like when is when you say the excitement is hutthg—tt-s- when you say the excitement is building—it's here.| building up. i mean, it's here. i building up. i mean, it's here. r heart.— building up. i mean, it's here. r tt-s— building up. i mean, it's here. i mean, it's going— building up. i mean, it's here. i mean, it's going to happen tomorrow-r— i mean, it's going to happen tomorrow. i really tomorrow. and i don't really teet— tomorrow. and i don't really teet-heohte— tomorrow. and i don't really feel-people-that. feel that people are that hotheret — feel that people are that. bothered. _they've feel that people are that- bothered. _they've gone bothered. no. well, they've gone wtth—eover- with this very austere cover on the—thaw. - with this very austere cover on the—thaw. hrs- with this very austere cover on the—know, his dayl with this very austere cover on. the—know, his day of the mail. you know, his day of destiny. yeah, i mean it. i mean, interesting one, mean, it's an interesting one, though, you though, isn't it? because, you know, he has always implied that he didn't really he had he didn't really want this. i suppose, really, insofar as died, he was as when the queen died, he was saying is actually saying this is actually quite terrifying is terrifying for me. this is something but that's something i don't. but that's probably his speechwriters something i don't. but that's prob to .y his speechwriters something i don't. but that's prob to humaniset speechwriters something i don't. but that's prob to humanise him. hwriters something i don't. but that's prob to humanise him. oh, tersyou something i don't. but that's probtthatmanise him. oh,tersyou something i don't. but that's probtthat justise him. oh, tersyou something i don't. but that's probtthat just because oh, tersyou something i don't. but that's prob tthat just because he's tersyou think that just because he's autte— think that just because he's quite sensitive— think that just because he's quite sensitive and a bit shy, that-s— quite sensitive and a bit shy, hats at— quite sensitive and a bit shy, that's all that— quite sensitive and a bit shy, that's all that means? well, but quite sensitive and a bit shy, tidon'tall that means? well, but quite sensitive and a bit shy, tidon't envyat means? well, but quite sensitive and a bit shy, tidon't envy it.neans? well, but quite sensitive and a bit shy, tidon't envy it. ieans? well, but quite sensitive and a bit shy, tidon't envy it. i don't well, but quite sensitive and a bit shy, tidon't envy it. i don't think but i don't envy it. i don't think tt-s— i don't envy it. i don't think tt-s a— i don't envy it. i don't think tt-s a-r-h— i don't envy it. i don't think it's a i'm interested also it's a but i'm interested also whether— it's a but i'm interested also whether the— it's a but i'm interested also whether the _are - it's a but i'm interested also whether the are banking whether the papers are banking on peohte— whether the papers are banking on peopte huyhg— whether the papers are banking on people buying these as souvenir issues.- on people buying these as souvenir issues. so that. so toes— souvenir issues. so that. so toes anyone— souvenir issues. so that. so does anyone buy— souvenir issues. so that. so does anyone buy a- souvenir issues. so that. so does anyone buy a souvenir edition of a paper? well, they used to, certainly, yeah. people would always buy. so used to, certainly, yeah. - people would always buy. so this is, people would always buy. so this ts-they-re— people would always buy. so this ts-they-re-ot- people would always buy. so this is,-they're-of like- is, i think they're sort of like hopi"9_ is, i think they're sort of like hoping-people- is, i think they're sort of like hoping people so they're hoping that people so they're the— hoping that people so they're the thts— hoping that people so they're like this-your— hoping that people so they're like this your definitive hoping that people so they're like tiby your definitive hoping that people so they're like tiby britain'sefinitive hoping that people so they're like tiby britain'sefinitiv royal guide by britain's finest royal wrtters— guide by britain's finest royal wrtters aha— guide by britain's finest royal writers and that— guide by britain's finest royal writers and that a praise .

writers and that is a praise. veah. — writers and that is a praise. veah. to— writers and that is a praise. veah. to he— writers and that is a praise. yeah. to be the— writers and that is a praise. yeah. to be the finest royal how that-s— yeah. to be the finest royal how come that's souvenir edition is sttt— come that's souvenir edition is stttt ohty— come that's souvenir edition is still only 140.7— come that's souvenir edition is still only 140? where's the rhtrror— still only 140? where's the mirror? just— still only 140? where's the mirror? just normal mirror is too. — mirror? just normal mirror is too. _ts— mirror? just normal mirror is too. _ts the- mirror? just normal mirror is 190. is the souvenir 190. so this is the souvenir ettttoh. — 190. so this is the souvenir edition. next— 190. so this is the souvenir edition. next on - 190. so this is the souvenir edition. \tlil,>k(c 190. so this is the souvenir edition. \ 190. so this is the souvenir- edition. next on the mirror . and edition. next on the mirror. and they've gone full on they've they've gone full on with the crown it's a picture of a crown and coronation- it's a picture of a crown and coronation souvenir ettttou— a crown and coronation souvenir ettttoh. he— a crown and coronation souvenir ettttoh. he wtt— a crown and coronation souvenir edition. he will not— a crown and coronation souvenir edition. he will not only wear the— edition. he will not only wear the crown— edition. he will not only wear the crown, he— edition. he will not only wear the crown, he will bear the weteht— the crown, he will bear the wetght ot— the crown, he will bear the weight of history and the hopes of weight of history and the hopes otlhattoh— weight of history and the hopes otlhattoh .— weight of history and the hopes oflnation . no,— weight of history and the hopes oflnation . no, i'm— weight of history and the hopes of nation . no, i'm maybe of a nation. no, i'm maybe stretehhg— of a nation. no, i'm maybe stretching it— of a nation. no, i'm maybe stretching it a— of a nation. no, i'm maybe stretching it a little bit there.— stretching it a little bit there. so— stretching it a little bit there. so for- stretching it a little bit there. so for them, it's a sotttary— there. so for them, it's a solitary thing.- there. so for them, it's a solitary thing. it's quite i the— solitary thing. it's quite i mean, the mirror obviously somewhat— mean, the mirror obviously somewhat left— mean, the mirror obviously somewhat left wing newspaper . somewhat left wing newspaper. ves. — somewhat left wing newspaper. ves. tht— somewhat left wing newspaper. yes. that they— somewhat left wing newspaper. yes. and they seem to be sort of going— yes. and they seem to be sort of going tutt— yes. and they seem to be sort of going tutt oh— yes. and they seem to be sort of going full on behind him. this is interesting,— going full on behind him. this is interesting, isn't it? the tott— is interesting, isn't it? the tort-hatt- is interesting, isn't it? the left-right. do- is interesting, isn't it? the left right. do seem to left and the right. do seem to be uniting in terms no one's be uniting in terms of no one's taking full on republican taking a full on republican approach the guardian approach apart from the guardian by covering it by just not really covering it in the way that everyone else thought about half of thought they did about half of them, half page, thought they did about half of theithe half page, thought they did about half of theithe rest half page, thought they did about half of theithe rest of half page, thought they did about half of theithe rest of thef page, thought they did about half of theithe rest of the pagepage, thought they did about half of theithe rest of the page was , but the rest of the page was more how the tories are more about how the tories are being crushed. even being crushed. yeah. so even at this know, they're this time, you know, they're really going with the political angle, the crown. mean that's really going with the political angleathe crown. mean that's really going with the political anglea nicleown. mean that's really going with the political anglea nice symboliciean that's really going with the political anglea nice symbolic approach. quite a nice symbolic approach. yeah, i'd say, like you say, you hteht— yeah, i'd say, like you say, youi htght—rhtrror might have expected the mirror to—tehuhtteahl might have expected the mirrori to_republican, but

to go a bit more republican, but aetuatty— to go a bit more republican, but aetuatty-gohe— to go a bit more republican, but actually-gone big.- actually they've gone big. they-ve— actually they've gone big. they've of any they've charging the most of any of they've charging the most of any ot-hahers— they've charging the most of any ot-hahers-they-re- of these papers and they're eashhg— of these papers and they're cashing _they've - of these papers and they're cashing _they've sort cashing in and they've gone sort of cashing in and they've gone sort ot—thow.- cashing in and they've gone sort of_know, they're . of red wall, you know, they're prohahty—tot- of red wall, you know, they're probably _ lot of l of red wall, you know, they're. probably—lot of their probably assuming a lot of their reaerst— probably assuming a lot of their readers-still— probably assuming a lot of their readers still socially readers are still socially conservative. _ readers are still socially conservative. very now. conservative. very likely now. hut—ot- conservative. very likely now. hut—at tatehl but the sun has sort of taken the crown motif and doubled it up crown double crown up with his crown double crown with his and hers. with a his and his and hers. they thrashed the mirror. so they-ve— they thrashed the mirror. so they've - beaten - they thrashed the mirror. so they've - beaten the i they've actually beaten the mirror. actually mirror. there yeah. so actually giving— mirror. there yeah. so actually giving-nod- mirror. there yeah. so actually gtvhe-hot to- mirror. there yeah. so actuallyi giving-nod to camilla giving a bit of a nod to camilla there— giving a bit of a nod to camilla there aerat— giving a bit of a nod to camilla there aren't they.— giving a bit of a nod to camilla there aren't they. and they've aetuatty— there aren't they. and they've aetuatty-a— there aren't they. and they've actually a picture of it on actually got a picture of it on the— actually got a picture of it on the how— actually got a picture of it on the front there. _ actually got a picture of it on the front there. . l the front there. it looks it toots— the front there. it looks it looks beautiful. the two looks very beautiful. the two crowns together there, but there-s— crowns together there, but there's - much i crowns together there, but- there's - much analysis there's not really much analysis we—the- there's not really much analysis we—the crowhl there's not really much analysisi we_the crown is we can do of the of the crown is theree — we can do of the of the crown is theree tot— we can do of the of the crown is there? not really. _ we can do of the of the crown is there? not really. but- we can do of the of the crown is there? not really. but i- we can do of the of the crown is there? \rti.t ”tiring t:tit there? not really. but i do think that there's an interesting thing now, i didn't know now officially interesting thing now, i didn't kno queen now officially interesting thing now, i didn't kno queen and now officially interesting thing now, i didn't kno queen and the officially interesting thing now, i didn't kno queen and the queen lly the queen and not the queen consort. like somewhat consort. i feel like somewhat duped whole process. duped by this whole process. i thought sort of thought like they sort of i know, i know. it's a silly thing. i don't want to like thing. i don't want to go like down conspiracy thing, but down covid conspiracy thing, but it leave to it just feels like leave that to nick. but feels nick. no, no, but but it feels like they put this out there before the queen died. that now she queen she was going to be the queen consort. it feels consort. right. and it feels like they've had this cleverly or even that clever. just or not even that clever. just they've this cunning they've laid this plan, cunning plan. plan. yeah, plan. a cunning plan. yeah, a cunning. the

cunning. they start with the queen. just queen queen. she's just a queen consort. not really consort. it's not really the queen. the queen now. queen. she's not the queen now. she's the queen. yeah. to be fair to camilla, i think- (innit? tv/tziuit" to be fair to camilla, i think she has been— fair to camilla, i think she has been rehabilitated quite successfully. _ been rehabilitated quite successfully. forget been rehabilitated quite succ much ly. forget been rehabilitated quite succ much people forget been rehabilitated quite succ much people really forget been rehabilitated quite succ much people really didn't: how much people really didn't the—hush- how much people really didn't like—much does. how much people really didn't. like—much does that like her, but how much does that than — like her, but how much does that that sort— like her, but how much does that that sort ot— like her, but how much does that them sort of like— like her, but how much does that them sort of like manipulating use — them sort of like manipulating use -we— them sort of like manipulating us? _we-idiots?. them sort of like manipulating. us? _we-idiots? yeah. them sort of like manipulating. us? howielwe-idiots? yeah. them sort of like manipulating. us? howie ifve-idiots? yeah. them sort of like manipulating us? �*" t: 7 / them sort of like manipulating us? tzi; �*7 7 tv/tziuit" them sort of like manipulating us? �*7 i" josh howie if after the actual queen everyone, the queen had died, everyone, by the way, now queen, way, camilla is now queen, everyone it. way, camilla is now queen, everthey've it. way, camilla is now queen, everthey've sort it. way, camilla is now queen, everthey've sort of it. way, camilla is now queen, everthey've sort of led it. way, camilla is now queen, everthey've sort of led us it. way, camilla is now queen, everthey've sort of led us into and they've sort of led us into it gently. but i sort of do feel for her, know, because she for her, you know, because she was trapped. she was in this retattohshth— was trapped. she was in this. relationship—the relationship where she was the other— relationship where she was the. oercourseth— other woman, whereas, of course, and—loved- other woman, whereas, of course, and—loved for. other woman, whereas, of course, and—loved for her| other woman, whereas, of course, andwell, loved for her other woman, whereas, of course, andwell, being loved for her other woman, whereas, of course, andwell, being the loved for her other woman, whereas, of course, andwell, being the other for her other woman, whereas, of course, andwell, being the other woman, her well, being the other woman, that-s— her well, being the other woman, that-s not— her well, being the other woman, that's not nice.— her well, being the other woman, that's not nice. josh, have you ever-other— that's not nice. josh, have you ever-other woman?i that's not nice. josh, have you- ever-other woman? have ever been the other woman? have you-dom— ever been the other woman? have you-don-t-what- you ever you don't know what you-e— you ever you don't know what you-o oooking— you ever you don't know what you're talking about. . you're talking about. it's horrible.— you're talking about. it's horrible. you're- you're talking about. it's horrible. you're right. you're right. to some horrible. you're right. you're right. life to some horrible. you're right. you're right. life experience,» some horrible. you're right. you're right. life experience,» sjuste more life experience, but i just feel somewhat manipulated. that's all i'm saying. okay. okay let's move okay all right. well, let's move on oo— okay all right. well, let's move on to tho— okay all right. well, let's move on now to the express. - [mgr g well, let's move on now to the express. how are we going— on now to the express. how are we going oo— on now to the express. how are we going go go— on now to the express. how are we going to do it?— on now to the express. how are we going to do it? no, we're woo.— we going to do it? no, we're woe-oowouw- we going to do it? no, we're not.-actually-out| we going to do it? no, we're. not.-actually-out of not. we've actually run out of time. —w-we- not. we've actually run out of time. —w-we gotl not. we've actually run out of. time. —w-we got so time. oh, my gosh. i've got so much— time. oh, my gosh. i've got so much say this. i know much more to say on this. i know you do, josh, it's quite similar just for the viewer. it was more crowns thrones. looked crowns and thrones. it looked a bit game thrones. there bit like game of thrones. there they gone they went. they've also gone with the headline day of

destiny. destiny seems to be the wow— destiny. destiny seems to be the moon of— destiny. destiny seems to be the moon of o— destiny. destiny seems to be the moon of o woo— destiny. destiny seems to be the motif of a lot of— destiny. destiny seems to be the motif of a lot of the— �* "yo destiny seems to be the motif of a lot of the front going— motif of a lot of the front covers going on there. okay, so woo—gogee- covers going on there. okay, so that pages gnawed that is the front pages gnawed ooow. — that is the front pages gnawed were. -we— that is the front pages gnawed apart-us after- that is the front pages gnawed apart. us after quick apart. do join us after a quick weather.— apart. do join us after a quick breather. we're— apart. do join us after a quick breather. we're going to be discussing— breather. we're going to be discussing policemen beards. wen— discussing policemen beards. wet i— discussing policemen beards. wet i eon-o— discussing policemen beards. well i don't need to say any woo-e— well i don't need to say any more. that's all— well i don't need to say any more. that's all you need. why wowow-o— more. that's all you need. why wowow-o wow— more. that's all you need. why wouldn't you come— more. that's all you need. why wouldn't you come back? right. see—

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somewhat racist or dodgy idea. like i think the idea was that people or not prejudice in that people or not prejudice in that people who were maybe not as economically , you know, they economically, you know, they don't know how to use id yeah don't know how to use id yeah don't have passport. it's interesting all people or ethnic minorities who would be more likely to vote for labour wouldn't have a driver's licence. well, there was there was a video that was during the american election where someone was going around asking ethnic minority in an where minority people in an area where basically have basically the democrats have been racist been saying this is racist against people. and they against black people. and they were asking these— 33g f and they were asking these people 3g3 f and they were asking these people and sewing,— were asking these people and sowing—wow- were asking these people and. sowing—wow nook saying, you know, do you black people— saying, you know, do you black people-nowe- saying, you know, do you black people - harder to - saying, you know, do you black people harder to get id? people find it harder to get id? ano— people find it harder to get id? awe-were— people find it harder to get id? and-were-this- people find it harder to get id? and-were-this is. people find it harder to get id?| and-were-this is so and they were saying, this is so oowowswg— and they were saying, this is so patronising-racist.- and they were saying, this is so patronising racist. viii“ patronising and racist. well, owes-s— patronising and racist. well, that's - totally - that's awful. totally condescending. and i think i don't see a problem here with this out of 47 this id thing. and 46 out of 47 western democracy ii's, western democracy 11's, i believe already have self id . i believe already have self id. i mean have have not self too much trans stuff . but the thing is trans stuff. but the thing is i always— trans stuff. but the thing is i nwows used— trans stuff. but the thing is i always used to— trans stuff. but the thing is i always used to find- but the thing is i always used to find it a bit weird— always used to find it a bit weird noos— always used to find it a bit weird that i— always used to find it a bit weird that i would go into a pomeg— weird that i would go into a polling station.— weird that i would go into a polling station. they just find wow— polling station. they just find your name and— polling station. they just find your name and cross it out. it's gig,— your name and cross it out. it's nne, gel,— your name and cross it out. it's nne, wen, n— your name and cross it out. it's like, well, i could— your name and cross it out. it's like, well, i could be anyone. out— like, well, i could be anyone. out on— like, well, i could be anyone. but on -other_ like, well, i could be anyone. but on other hand, nick, it but on the other hand, nick, it nessie.— but on the other hand, nick, it

doesn't-actually. but on the other hand, nick, it doesn�*much actually but on the other hand, nick, it doesn�*much a actually but on the other hand, nick, it doesn�*much a problem.y but on the other hand, nick, it doesn�*much a problem with really much of a problem with nowe— really much of a problem with wood of— really much of a problem with fraud of-kind?_ really much of a problem with fraud of kind? yeah, fraud of this kind? well, yeah, as_concern was. fraud of this kind? well, yeah,- as_concern was from as you say, the concern was from nooow— as you say, the concern was from labour—were- as you say, the concern was fromi labour—were worried labour because they were worried not— labour because they were worried new woes— labour because they were worried that voters are _ labour because they were worried that voters are not— labour because they were worried that voters are not enough that voters are not smart enough to that voters are not smart enough ro-oosio— that voters are not smart enough ro-oosio-owo,- that voters are not smart enough to-basic-and, and. to follow basic rules and, and sowing— to follow basic rules and, and sowing-worst.— to follow basic rules and, and sowing-resist. — to follow basic rules and, and saying-racist. it- to follow basic rules and, and saying racist. e f saying it's racist. it actually comes comes comes from in america. it comes from the democrats. they're worried they worried about voter i.d. they don't campaigning don't want to campaigning against it. so they're the ones saying their voters can't saying that their voters can't manage been manage it. so here it's been less an like you say. manage it. so here it's been lrthink an like you say. manage it. so here it's been lrthink it's like you say. manage it. so here it's been lrthink it's maybeike you say. manage it. so here it's been lrthink it's maybe az you say. manage it. so here it's been lithink it's maybe a bitru say. manage it. so here it's been lrthink it's maybe a bit ofsay. manage it. so here it's been lrthink it's maybe a bit of an i think it's maybe a bit of an issue could slide into issue and we could slide into american style of election american style sort of election games. haven't much games. but we haven't so much for yeah, like you say, for now. but yeah, like you say, we're a world where you seem we're in a world where you seem to to produce your passport to have to produce your passport for things all the for all kinds of things all the time. it's really time. so it's not really a massive deal. in light. i'm massive deal. in that light. i'm against digital ids against all sorts of digital ids and passports and all and covid passports and all blair's ideas, but this blair's mad ideas, but this doesn't seem like scan, blair's mad ideas, but this drbarcode seem like scan, blair's mad ideas, but this drbarcode yourn like scan, blair's mad ideas, but this drbarcode yourforeheadcan, blair's mad ideas, but this drbarcode your forehead ori, a barcode on your forehead or something that. something satanic like that. i'd be. also, if it stops the lib dems claiming lib dems from claiming it's a stolen election and we should all go down to whitehall and do an insurrection. i love an insurrection. an i would love for eg— an insurrection. an i would love for ed oowew— an insurrection. an i would love for ed oowew ro— an insurrection. an i would love for ed davey to do— an insurrection. an i would love for ed davey to do that.- 3“ f" an i would love for ed davey to do that. you know—wowe- for ed davey to do that. you know,_worth it. for ed davey to do that. you. know,_worth it just know, it would be worth it just to know, it would be worth it just ro-oo— know, it would be worth it just ro-oo n,— know, it would be worth it just to-do it, wouldn't- know, it would be worth it just to do it, wouldn't it? to see him do it, wouldn't it? near.— to see him do it, wouldn't it? near. so— to see him do it, wouldn't it? near. so one— to see him do it, wouldn't it? yeah. so and the— to see him do it, wouldn't it? / so and the kind of people yeah. so and the kind of people not— yeah. so and the kind of people not wowe— yeah. so and the kind of people that would-up. _ yeah. so and the kind of people that would-up. but- yeah. so and the kind of people that would -up. but the- that would turn up. but the interesting that interesting thing is that they're there's actually

they're saying there's actually evidence that it might have helped yeah, helped that helped labour. yeah, exactly. helped that helped labour. yeah, exactbring it on. yeah. okay. fine. bring it on. yeah. okay. well, express next well, saturday's express next now—owed well, saturday's express next nionn—owewi well, saturday's express next nickit is. _over.j well, saturday's express next nickit is. it's over. well, saturday's express next nickit is. it's a over. well, saturday's express next nickit is. it's a little over. and it is. it's a little football— and it is. it's a little football reference for you nee,— football reference for you nee-wow — football reference for you there, you didn't think there, but you didn't think i sowe— there, but you didn't think i could go— there, but you didn't think i could do that. _ there, but you didn't think i could do that. “43?" there, but you didn't think i could do that. / there, but you didn't think i could do that. “43?" could do that. yeah, that was good. from so so, yeah. good. from 1966. so so, yeah. who declares covid is who officially declares covid is not global emergency not a global health emergency in dramatic ends? pandemic, dramatic years dramatic end. just many years later everyone had already later than everyone had already ended it. it's like that meme with thumbs up. you see the with the thumbs up. you see the one guys are just one where the guys are just talking. says talking. then someone says something. just thumbs something. they just do a thumbs up talking and up and carry on talking and ignore it's bro, ignore them. it's like, bro, we knew over. we didn't knew it was over. we didn't really to say but really need you to say this, but it's think that it's mad. i mean, to think that it's mad. i mean, to think that it's just officially over it's only just officially over and the united states are only just vaccine just waving the vaccine requirement on may 11th. absolute because really absolute madness, because really it's over ages. but it's been over for ages. but this dr. can't this is tedros. dr. tedros can't say and he's saying say his surname, and he's saying it doesn't kobe no it doesn't mean kobe is no longer a threat, but he's ending it doesn't mean kobe is no longiani threat, but he's ending it doesn't mean kobe is no longian official but he's ending it doesn't mean kobe is no longian official global 's ending it as an official global emergency. and he says it's changed our world and it's changed our world and it's changed is changed us. and that is indisputable. i mean, we've learnt how easily the west will descend into authoritarianism. i know kind know so many people who are kind of worldview is shattered of their worldview is shattered by and they've really by this and they've never really recovered. i'm right because by this and they've never really recovealreadyi right because by this and they've never really recovealready so right because by this and they've never really recovealready so extremely ause i was already so extremely sceptical none of it sceptical anyway. none of it

surprised does. it surprised me. yeah, it does. it goes— surprised me. yeah, it does. it does—every- surprised me. yeah, it does. iti goes—ewew-owo does feel weird. every now and new— does feel weird. every now and newlwowe— does feel weird. every now and thenlhavelcheck- does feel weird. every now and then have check myself. you then i have to check myself. you know— then i have to check myself. you know-go— then i have to check myself. you know-go ro— then i have to check myself. you know-go to o— then i have to check myself. you know,_go to a show- then i have to check myself. you know, go to a show or know, when i go to a show or something.— know, when i go to a show or something. rm— know, when i go to a show or something. i'm-a- know, when i go to a show or something. i'm a theatre full something. i'm in a theatre full of-r— something. i'm in a theatre full of-r nint— something. i'm in a theatre full of-i think it's- something. i'm in a theatre full of-i think it's just- of people. i think it's just gone. — of people. i think it's just gone. there's— of people. i think it's just gone. there's no one who even newss— gone. there's no one who even nnsz—owwworel thinks about this anymore, and it's an odd thing is that there are it's an odd thing is that there snn— it's an odd thing is that there are still variations of variants ow— are still variations of variants our nee. — are still variations of variants out there. there— are still variations of variants out there. ”n22; ”n32; are still variations of variants out there. ”n“n22; ”n32; ll l out there. there are still like numbers supposedly high numbers of supposedly high and whatnot. what's really changed numbers of supposedly high and onurot. what's really changed numbers of supposedly high and onur perception. really changed numbers of supposedly high and onur perception of ally changed numbers of supposedly high and onur perception of it.y changed numbers of supposedly high and onur perception of it. yeah,iged is our perception of it. yeah, exactly. that's what was exactly. and that's what was what different. also , i'm what is different. but also, i'm one of these people who's been somewhat i wouldn't say red pilled red pilled there it is. i knew you'd never know what the real but josh is real definition is, but josh is coming over about these red pills. i i've seen the pills. i mean i've seen the matrix. the same matrix. i don't. but at the same time angry because i don't time i am angry because i don't feel like there was honesty through it's through the thing and then it's like to question any the like to question any of the narrative puts you out narrative somehow puts you out to someone to kind of crank. to be someone to kind of crank. nowadays just a question, you know, the science and know, not just the science and but the implementation of these policies . and if we're not going policies. and if we're not going to actually have an honest appraisal and look at what happened are we ever happened then how are we ever going learn? that will be going to learn? that will be interesting. whether we do have going to learn? that will be inteiassessmentether we do have going to learn? that will be inteiassessment now, we do have going to learn? that will be inteiassessment now, because we that assessment now, because

mower-w nis- that assessment now, because mower-w this in- that assessment now, because more in this in this more and more in this in this wowe— more and more in this in this wonn—wowl more and more in this in this- world,_now where world, this new world now where people— world, this new world now where people-mingle_ world, this new world now where oeoone-mnge-go- world, this new world now where people mingle go about people just mingle and go about nee-s— people just mingle and go about there's-anywhere.- people just mingle and go about there's anywhere. yeah, there's no masks anywhere. yeah, it there's no masks anywhere. yeah, n goes— there's no masks anywhere. yeah, n ooes woke— there's no masks anywhere. yeah, it does make us— there's no masks anywhere. yeah, it does make us all— there's no masks anywhere. yeah, it does make us all you it does make us all think, you know— it does make us all think, you know-- it does make us all think, you. know—o-neoe know, was lockdown a good idea? showe— should we have just been snenng— should we have just been shielding vulnerable to shielding the vulnerable to begin— shielding the vulnerable to begin wim— shielding the vulnerable to begin with? and that the begin with? and that was the initial— begin with? and that was the innon—nos- begin with? and that was the initial—was to. initial plan, right? was to protest— initial plan, right? was to protect me— initial plan, right? was to protect the was to protect the most vulnerable. of most vulnerable. and in terms of did are the other did we protect who are the other most ? well, children, did we protect who are the other mostdidn't ? well, children, did we protect who are the other mostdidn't protected:hildren, did we protect who are the other mostdidn't protected inldren, did we protect who are the other mostdofi't protected inldren, did we protect who are the other mostdof their protected inldren, did we protect who are the other mostdof their education inldren, did we protect who are the other mostdof their education andiren, terms of their education and their it's their future. there's a lot it's just still frustrating. it just it's still frustrating. it may be over and that's great. but i think the ramifications still obviously us and we still obviously with us and we need but it is good, need to learn. but it is good, isn't it, nick, that the who are saying officially it's saying officially it is it's nice to hear them say that. yeah, than yeah, it's better than them saying still over. saying it's still not over. yeah, knew was yeah, but we all knew it was over a while ago and the worry is what will they do next time? you know what? let's say another virus say gates virus comes out. let's say gates releases another one. what are they? is the they? oh, goodness. this is the little guys. what will little joke, guys. what will they would next they do? what would they do next time? don't trust time? you know, i don't trust these organisations to not do these organisations to not do the similar kind of things again. i if there the similar kind of things agaia i if there the similar kind of things agaia next if there the similar kind of things agai a next time, if there the similar kind of things agaia next time, they if there the similar kind of things agaia next time, they wouldn't was a next time, they wouldn't be was a next time, they wouldn't noe-ne— was a next time, they wouldn't be-beistringent- be able to be as stringent neoowse— be able to be as stringent because we've— be able to be as stringent because we've seen how that's not— because we've seen how that's wot—nor. i because we've seen how that'sl wot—nor. ego not necessary to say that. but you— not necessary to say that. but

you nook— not necessary to say that. but you nook-rous- not necessary to say that. but you look-polls and. you look at those polls and lockdowns still all kinds lockdowns still have all kinds of young people of support. young people especially are saying we didn't lock enough, still lock down hard enough, still in polls to school, you polls now go to school, you know, people have had know, 5 billion people have had one the vaccine that is one dose of the vaccine that is a people have chips in a lot of people have chips in their bodies. we're going their bodies. right. we're going to owe— their bodies. right. we're going to move on before— their bodies. right. we're going to move on before we- ” 32»: right. we're going to move on before we go down. nwonnw— luckily, not me actually takes nor—ni luckily, not me actually takesl nor—n. no, that bone and runs with it. no, eon-r— that bone and runs with it. no, gown-eons— that bone and runs with it. no, don't-don't click- that bone and runs with it. no, don't don't click that. don't don't, don't click that. nennew— don't don't, don't click that. matthew _okay. - don't don't, don't click that. i matthew - okay. _the matthew sweet. okay. on to the times, safe and effective. josh, this next story is one of wow— josh, this next story is one of wow noree— josh, this next story is one of your three specialist subjects, josh, this next story is one of yourit'see specialist subjects, josh, this next story is one of yourit's not pecialist subjects, josh, this next story is one of yourit's not anti—semitism ts, josh, this next story is one of yourit's not anti—semitism or and it's not anti—semitism or ne— and it's not anti—semitism or the—soi the gender critical debate, so it the gender critical debate, so n must— the gender critical debate, so n must be— the gender critical debate, so it must be big— the gender critical debate, so it must be big beer. 2 it must be big beer. topic unr— it must be big beer. topic number three speciality. so police scotland's no beard rule will force officers to shave twice a day. and that's supposedly this policy is going to be introduced on may 29th. this is just a brilliant, brilliant story. essentially, it seems like they bought all these ffp3 , which are the ones ffp3 masks, which are the ones that actually cling to your face and supposedly work. yeah, they're the they're really tight. yeah. the ones as to the ones that work as opposed to the ones that work as opposed to the ones that work as opposed to the ones that everybody wore. ones that everybody else wore. and work, but you and we were told work, but you know, there's no real science to back effect back it up. they had some effect and because they've spent and but because they've spent all this money on these masks,

they're still pushing through this , i guess. so they this policy, i guess. so they could seem to be, but they're not going to be using them when they they going they when are they going to have to wear these masks? i know. well, what's so well, that's what's so ridiculous but it's ridiculous about it. but it's like of the horse like they're sort of the horse bolted and they're still bolted and they're sort of still going with and going through with it. and of course, of police officers course, a lot of police officers or police have beards, police men allowed to men and women. yes allowed to call and they don't want call them. and they don't want to shave their beards. let me get right. so to shave their beards. let me get-right. so they- to shave their beards. let me get-right. so they have. ” : let me get right. so they have to get this right. so they have to snowe— get this right. so they have to snowe rwroe— get this right. so they have to shave twice a— get this right. so they have to shave twice a day, because even wnn— shave twice a day, because even wnn srunne— shave twice a day, because even with stubble, the _ shave twice a day, because even with stubble, the masks don't work. — with stubble, the masks don't work. _in— with stubble, the masks don't work. but shouldn't with stubble, the masks don't vtmean, but shouldn't with stubble, the masks don't vtmean, yourrut shouldn't with stubble, the masks don't vtmean, your your ouldn't with stubble, the masks don't vtmean, your your bearded as i mean, your your bearded as weir.— i mean, your your bearded as wen. nons— i mean, your your bearded as well. thank you. _ i mean, your your bearded as well. thank you. very well. thank you. it was very noe— well. thank you. it was very. nne—wou nice beard i should say. do you on— nice beard i should say. do you or on— nice beard i should say. do you use oil on that? _ nice beard i should say. do you use oil on that? �*vw�*2;ll nice beard i should say. do you use oil on that? 332“ use oil on that? well, louis shaver said it unattractive, shaver said it was unattractive, but but louis but carry on. yeah, but louis schaefer the best schaefer is not the best assessor kind of assessor of these kind of things. aesthetic beauty, that kind— things. aesthetic beauty, that nine-rung.— things. aesthetic beauty, that nnolrnrng. r— things. aesthetic beauty, that kind-thing. i-you- “gt: aesthetic beauty, that kind thing. i you look kind of thing. i think you look wew— kind of thing. i think you look wew-nke. — kind of thing. i think you look wew-nke. -wou| kind of thing. i think you look. very-like.-you, but very adonis like. thank you, but soure— very adonis like. thank you, but sown-ne— very adonis like. thank you, but could-me whether- very adonis like. thank you, but could me whether you could you tell me whether you rnrnk— could you tell me whether you think policemen— could you tell me whether you think policemen generally ought to think policemen generally ought ro—ori to be bearded or does it kind of suggesr— to be bearded or does it kind of suggesr-or— to be bearded or does it kind of suggest of dignity? there suggest a lack of dignity? there snouno— suggest a lack of dignity? there snouro oe— suggest a lack of dignity? there should be allowed be bearded? should be allowed to be bearded? rnrs— should be allowed to be bearded? run—reor— should be allowed to be bearded? this—fact they've- this is absurd. the fact they've got shave twice a day got to have to shave twice a day in some cases, absolute of in some cases, absolute waste of time. and as you say, the women as well, being as well, especially being scotland with sturgeon, thinks men who

men or women. so, you know, who knows to be knows who's going to be everyone's going to be shaving and to be very and it's going to be very complicated. when complicated. when do they when are going shave anyway? are they going to shave anyway? well, thought well, exactly. and i thought it was it a discipline was if it was a discipline thing, i could of get thing, i could kind of get behind there's behind it. like there's a new guy in, everyone's shaving, guy come in, everyone's shaving, but it's because these stupid guy come in, everyone's shaving, but it'sandzause these stupid guy come in, everyone's shaving, but it'sandzausehygienea stupid guy come in, everyone's shaving, but it'sandzausehygiene nonsense, masks and this hygiene nonsense, which have masks and this hygiene nonsense, wisay, have masks and this hygiene nonsense, wisay, it's have masks and this hygiene nonsense, wisay, it's good have masks and this hygiene nonsense, wisay, it's good to have masks and this hygiene nonsense, wisay, it's good to see have masks and this hygiene nonsense, wisay, it's good to see that have to say, it's good to see that the president the british the president of the british beard club has come out against it. vested it. he may have a vested interest. beard interest. and he says beard club. david, dave doddie club. yeah, david, dave doddie aid and he's coming. and he says he says bearded he says a bearded man, especially one of authority, carries air of relaxed carries an air of relaxed friendliness. he's friendliness. to be fair, he's a touch he the touch biased. he is the president the. but he's president of the. but he's right. he's right. he's absolutely he's not absolutely all of it. he's not right. because ithink right. because actually, i think sruores— right. because actually, i think sruores-rnnr— right. because actually, i think studies-that beards- ” 3“ because actually, i think studies that beards people studies show that beards people rnrsrrusr— studies show that beards people mistrust beards.— studies show that beards people mistrust beards. they can mistrust beards. they think can noe— mistrust beards. they think can. nroe—woun hide something. how dare you? i'm hide my face. i'm trying to hide my face. it's double issue. it's a double chin issue. and wnor— it's a double chin issue. and we noour— it's a double chin issue. and what about and _ it's a double chin issue. and what about and on a serious noe— what about and on a serious note,_muslims?i what about and on a serious| note,_muslims? what about and on a serious- note,_muslims? don't note, what about muslims? don't new—renun- note, what about muslims? don't they_ beard? and i they have to have a beard? and jews were. we have beards as well. i don't you have to, well. i don't think you have to, though, well, rabbi, i though, do you? well, rabbi, i mean, part of the look. mean, it's part of the look. it's the it's part it's part of the that's going for. i'm that's what i'm going for. i'm going rabbi. i'm going. going i'm the rabbi. i'm going. i'm look cleverer i'm trying to just look cleverer than am. it's such a i'm not

than i am. it's such a i'm not sure if muslims just to clarify, i'm but i'm not sure they have to, but there where. yeah, there is something where. yeah, yeah. so it is unfair. and people are four officers are suing so yeah. yeah. suing them. so yeah. yeah. right. enough of beard chat. right. enough of the beard chat. no—no— right. enough of the beard chat. no—no-so- no more beards, no more. so we're going to move on now. rrogro— we're going to move on now. rrogro srorw— we're going to move on now. tragic story next— we're going to move on now. tragic story next in the guardian.— tragic story next in the guardian. but- tragic story next in the guardian. but nick, does does tragic story next in the guaiguardian nick, does does tragic story next in the guaiguardian nick,an es does on the guardian have an agenda on we— the guardian have an agenda on rnrs-oourse— the guardian have an agenda on this-course they- the guardian have an agenda on this-course they do. - the guardian have an agenda on this course they do. this one? of course they do. nor. — this one? of course they do. nor. wres— this one? of course they do. nor. nnnr n— this one? of course they do. a&e. what a ridiculous- this one? of course they do. a&e. what a ridiculous question. so jordan neely, i'm so this is jordan neely, as i'm sure you've seen and the headune sure you've seen and the headline with is man headline have gone with is man killed by riders. chokehold was talented course, talented dancer. and of course, they leave out the fact he was arrested 44 times. so he was killed by this person putting arrested 44 times. so he was killed ia this person putting arrested 44 times. so he was killed ia chokehold.i putting arrested 44 times. so he was killed ia chokehold. i'mtting arrested 44 times. so he was killed ia chokehold. i'm sure him in a chokehold. i'm sure you've story. was you've seen the story. he was getting violent threatening getting violent and threatening . and guardian is doing . and the guardian is doing a kind puff piece, hagiography kind of puff piece, hagiography on sort of say he on him, trying to sort of say he was just a perfect, great guy. and look, had problems. his and look, he had problems. his mother the mother died. he went off the rails. and very sad. but rails. and it is very sad. but he he did have an open he was he did have an open felony charge and a warrant for his arrest for assaulting a 67 year old woman. he was violent. he was threatening violence. he'd arrested for it four he'd been arrested for it four times, as i say. the times, as i say. and the guardian want a new george floyd. and it's kind of shameful

the trying make the way they're trying to make this they want a world. the way they're trying to make this you they want a world. the way they're trying to make this you readthey want a world. the way they're trying to make this you read the want a world. the way they're trying to make this you read the piece a world. and you read the piece absolutely it's absolutely ludicrous. it's all about and great he about how amazing and great he was how was. the was and how perfect he was. the guardian world they guardian want a world where they the and the criminal is the victim and they side with the criminal and a you can't stop a world where you can't stop a criminal or you're the you're the problem. it's i mean, look, of the problem. it's i mean, look, or-n-s— the problem. it's i mean, look, of-it's horrible- of course it's horrible when nonwe— of course it's horrible wheni wnonenow—n anyone dies. and you know, i non-r— anyone dies. and you know, i dour-ger— anyone dies. and you know, i nonn-ger inro- anyone dies. and you know, i don't-get into the. don't want to get into the genre— don't want to get into the debate whether the guy don't want to get into the- debate _whether the guy who debate about whether the guy who nero— debate about whether the guy who held—chokehold- held him in the chokehold should nowe— held him in the chokehold should nowe-nnow— held him in the chokehold should have-know, used— held him in the chokehold should have know, used excessive have you know, used excessive fore— have you know, used excessive force-loon-r— have you know, used excessive force.idon't know— have you know, used excessive force. don't know what force. i don't know what noooeneo— happened there. i wasn't there. one— and there were three men nwonen— and there were three men involved. but— and there were three men involved. but it- and there were three men involved. but it has been fascinating,— involved. but it has been fascinating, josh, watching on sonar— social media, people just playing— social media, people just- growing—going playing old clips of him doing nnnoen— playing old clips of him doing michael impersonations playing old clips of him doing mirthough impersonations playing old clips of him doing mirthough alliersonations playing old clips of him doing mirthough all this nations playing old clips of him doing mirthough all this was. ns as though that's all this was. it as though that's all this was. n-o— as though that's all this was. it-a michael— as though that's all this was. it a michael jackson it was a michael jackson impersonator,— it was a michael jackson impersonator, lovely guy. he hadr— impersonator, lovely guy. he neg-sorg- impersonator, lovely guy. he had,-said, been- had, like nick said, been orresreo— had, like nick said, been arrested 44— had, like nick said, been arrested 44 times. there's also rooroge— footage of him just attacking people— footage of him just attacking people nike— footage of him just attacking people like this— footage of him just attacking people like this swearing at people like this and swearing at wen— people like this and swearing at men one— people like this and swearing at them and these— people like this and swearing at them and these people were them and these these people were in them and these these people were rnlonnoun— them and these these people were inldifficult position— them and these these people were in difficult position where in a difficult position where new— in a difficult position where new noo— in a difficult position where new non ro— in a difficult position where they had to and restrain they had to try and restrain him because— because he was threatening neopre— because he was threatening people. obviously people. you know, obviously someone-online- people. you know, obviously someone online that he'd someone posted online that he'd nusneo— someone posted online that he'd pushed _towards_ someone posted online that he'd pushed towards tracks. pushed them towards the tracks. no, pushed them towards the tracks. nor-"o- — pushed them towards the tracks. nolno. nor-s— pushed them towards the tracks. no,-no. that's well,- pushed them towards the tracks. no,-no. that's well, they- no, no, no. that's well, they posted an account saying saying, okay, there's someone else okay, well, there's someone else official. also official. this is just also shows out there. shows the misinformed out there. someone a video of a man someone put a video of a man

pushing into a train and pushing someone into a train and they were saying, but actually it turns out it wasn't so it turns out it wasn't him. so there is this stuff out. but we don't no, no, we don't don't know. no, no, we don't know. what's tragic know. and what's really tragic here, his mother here, as you say, his mother was actually yeah, actually murdered and. yeah, and he mental health issues. he had mental health issues. clearly, he was failed as well. he failed by his state. he was failed by his state. but, you went to you know, supposedly he went to jail months for jail for four months for attempts of a seven attempts to kidnap of a seven year down year old girl pulling her down the he had mental the street like he had mental health issues. he wasn't don't health issues. he wasn't i don't it doesn't sound like great it doesn't sound like a great human obviously human being. and he obviously well, he doesn't certainly well, he doesn't he certainly doesn't look like the three guys who him were trying who restrained him were trying to the they were to go out the way they were trying because trying to restrain because they were what he might were scared of what he might do to other thing to someone. but the other thing just to this, just just to read this, but to just make what the make it more about what the article like they don't article is, is like they don't mention any of this other history. they go on about like someone who met him, his neighbour someone neighbour and then someone saying, nice saying, oh, he was a nice person. he wasn't aggressive or violent when the evidence was. he aggressive violent when the evidence was. he violent. aggressive violent when the evidence was. he violent. that's aggressive violent when the evidence was. he violent. that's anjgressive and violent. that's an interesting question, though. why doesn't the guardian mention nose— why doesn't the guardian mention nnose—ewewone- why doesn't the guardian mention those—everyone can. those factors when everyone can eost— those factors when everyone can eost assess— those factors when everyone can easily access those? well, nor-s— easily access those? well,| that's- nowadays easily access those? well,- that's-nowadays you that's the thing. nowadays you can that's the thing. nowadays you son—runr-s- that's the thing. nowadays you son—rnn-s nwi can access, right? that's my point. the about

point. now, the thing about being pete, reminds me of being pete, this reminds me of that terrible wii spa that that terrible wii spa article they wrote. yes article that they wrote. yes three years ago, where they sort of almost pretended this event, this thing of this this black woman was and six year woman who was and her six year old were exposed to old daughter who were exposed to in sauna by a by in this sauna by a by a supposedly a trans woman, it turns out there was a sex offender, but the article basically was basically made out that she was inventing it and it was it was a hoax and all this stuff. but anyway, arnie online see anyway, arnie online could see the other narrative. and that's the other narrative. and that's we guesnon— the other narrative. and that's the question, nick,— the other narrative. and that's the question, nick,-it?- the question, nick, isn't it? n-s— the question, nick, isn't it? it's-understand- the question, nick, isn't it? it's understand in a it's like i understand in a wowe— it's like i understand in a world without— it's like i understand in a world without the internet, why newspapers— world without the internet, why newrhave an activist agenda that have an activist agenda wouro— that have an activist agenda would misrepresent because their renders— would misrepresent because their reooerssee— thel would misrepresent because their reade stuff. _ see the l would misrepresent because their reade stuff. but see the would misrepresent because their reade stuff. but these see the would misrepresent because their reade stuff. but these days,the would misrepresent because their reade stuff. but these days, we other stuff. but these days, we can see they're— other stuff. but these days, we can see they're lying, or at neosr— can see they're lying, or at least misrepresenting. i know, but least misrepresenting. i know, our-newe— least misrepresenting. i know, but-they're just- least misrepresenting. i know, but they're just banking but i think they're just banking on creating noise. on creating enough noise. anyway, online. anyway, we've seen aoc online. she's saying this guy is a murderer he hasn't had any kind murderer. he hasn't had any kind of trial. she's stoking division. guardian of trial. she's stoking division. for guardian of trial. she's stoking division. for the guardian of trial. she's stoking division. for the sameiuardian of trial. she's stoking division. for the same thing. n is going for the same thing. they've they've got their guy, they've got their narrative. i mean, people mean, one of the people restraining him was was a black guy that doesn't guy as well. that doesn't matter. it into matter. they've made it into another mentioned exactly. it's another race war. people are so

sick of it they're sick of one certain race being demonised. sick of it they're sick of one certain race being demoniini certain race is being deified in this not this crude way. it's not reality. and just it's just reality. and it's just it's just this is disgusting. this is just a however way you. a tragic story. however way you. of but just of course it is. but but it just but it is another reminder that you nowadays from you almost nowadays from wherever your news wherever you get your news source, have to also and source, you have to also go and check source. always source, you have to also go and che now source. always source, you have to also go and che now yeah. source. always source, you have to also go and che now yeah. whateverilways source, you have to also go and che now yeah. whatever it/ays source, you have to also go and che now yeah. whatever it is,; do. now yeah. whatever it is, left or right. and the guardian is counting people who aren't is counting on people who aren't on twitter like us all the time. and whatever. and then this is what well, what they think. okay well, we're halfway of we're at the halfway point of the . it's cheeky. the show. it's all cheeky. rnoow— the show. it's all cheeky. rnoow nrgnr— the show. it's all cheeky. friday night-from - it's all cheeky. friday night from here on friday night fun from here on in,-90i“9_ friday night fun from here on in-gornglne- friday night fun from here on in, going be talking in, we're going to be talking nour— in, we're going to be talking about-condom- in, we're going to be talking about condom sizes . about bands, condom sizes. nor-s— about bands, condom sizes. rnor-s—wou. - about bands, condom sizes. that's—you. josh,j that's a story for you. josh, wonk— that's a story for you. josh,- thank—algorithm that's a story for you. josh,- thank_algorithm , thank you. and trans algorithm, nus,— thank you. and trans algorithm, pms, whatever— thank you. and trans algorithm, pms, whatever that means. see you— pms, whatever that means. see you r..— pms, whatever that means. see you in o— pms, whatever that means. see you in o eo—

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to abolish trial by— idea from the snp. so snp plans to abolish trial by jury in rape ron— to abolish trial by jury in rape cases fall into _ to abolish trial by jury in rape cases fall into disarray as more non— cases fall into disarray as more non soo— cases fall into disarray as more than 500 lawyers— cases fall into disarray as more than 500 lawyers in edinburgh ano— than 500 lawyers in edinburgh nwoo-w— than 500 lawyers in edinburgh nwoo-w ro- than 500 lawyers in edinburgh and vow to boycott move and glasgow vow to boycott move neoue— and glasgow vow to boycott move because-terrible— and glasgow vow to boycott move because terrible stupid because it's a terrible stupid neu— because it's a terrible stupid idea.-glasgow- because it's a terrible stupid idea. glasgow bar idea. so the glasgow bar association— idea. so the glasgow bar association was overwhelmingly in association was overwhelmingly rn-oowoorrrng- association was overwhelmingly in - boycotting the - in favour of boycotting the single — in favour of boycotting the srngne ruoge— in favour of boycotting the single judge pilot court, as new-re— single judge pilot court, as they're calling— single judge pilot court, as they're calling it. the edinburgh— they're calling it. the edinburgh association they're calling it. the- edinburgh .association said edinburgh bar association said rnor— edinburgh bar association said trial—cornerstone. trial by jury is a cornerstone of trial by jury is a cornerstone or-r-usrroe— trial by jury is a cornerstone of justice system. now the of our justice system. now the neo— of our justice system. now the neg-rs— of our justice system. now the idea-is,-there's idea behind it is, okay, there's nose— idea behind it is, okay, there's nose-use— idea behind it is, okay, there's these-like-myths.| idea behind it is, okay, there's. these-like-myths. so these things like rape myths. so a these things like rape myths. so oiurw— these things like rape myths. so orurw nos— these things like rape myths. so orurw nos on— these things like rape myths. so a jury has all these preconceived ideas about rape a jury has all these precthey,ved ideas about rape a jury has all these precthey, oh, ideas about rape a jury has all these precthey, oh, well, about rape a jury has all these precthey, oh, well, maybe ape a jury has all these precthey, oh, well, maybe she and they, oh, well, maybe she wosn-r— and they, oh, well, maybe she wosn-r non.— and they, oh, well, maybe she wasn't blah, blah,— and they, oh, well, maybe she wasn't blah, blah, blah. or maybe— wasn't blah, blah, blah. or maybe-sorr- wasn't blah, blah, blah. or maybe-sort of. maybe they have sort of green— maybe they have sort of different prejudices. and they rrwrng— different prejudices. and they rrwrng ro— different prejudices. and they were trying to get around it. our— were trying to get around it.| our—you were trying to get around it. - our—you rusr but the problem is when you just nowe—iuogrng-orl have one person judging you of oourseess-n— have one person judging you of course-less-and- course it's less fair. and why wouron-r— course it's less fair. and why wouldn't—have. wouldn't that person have prejudice?— wouldn't that person have prejudice? well, exactly. rwoorrw— prejudice? well, exactly. rwoon-gorngi prejudice? well, exactly. . exactly - going i be exactly so it's going to be warned.— exactly so it's going to be warned-ion— trained. it's an snp authoritarian idea trained. it's an snp- authoritarian-idea used trained. it's an snp— authoritarian-idea used in authoritarian type idea used in nussio— authoritarian type idea used in nussro-rn— authoritarian type idea used in russia, in germany as russia, used in germany as people— russia, used in germany as people nowe— russia, used in germany as people have out, and people have pointed out, and oowrousw— people have pointed out, and orwrousrw .— people have pointed out, and obviously . yes.— people have pointed out, and obviously . yes. yeah. obviously obviously. yes. yeah. obviously no— obviously. yes. yeah. obviously not be— obviously. yes. yeah. obviously not be rusr— obviously. yes. yeah. obviously not be rusr os— obviously. yes. yeah. obviously it'd be just as bad— obviously. yes. yeah. obviously it'd be just as bad to have neopre— it'd be just as bad to have people rorsew— it'd be just as bad to have people falsely accused who, you know.— people falsely accused who, you know. n-s— people falsely accused who, you know, it's lterrible _ people falsely accused who, you know, it's terrible idea. but know, it's a terrible idea. but nuonnw— know, it's a terrible idea. but nuonnw-ore— know, it's a terrible idea. but luckily are realising luckily people are realising onu— luckily people are realising nor-nor— luckily people are realising that-not going- luckily people are realising that not going to work. that it's not going to work. i unuersrnnu— that it's not going to work. i understand the— that it's not going to work. i understand the point- that it's not going to work. i understand the point that rape convictions and it's a convictions are low and it's a very difficult thing to prove in court because it comes down to testimony material testimony rather than material

evidence of cases. but evidence in a lot of cases. but the surely isn't to the solution surely isn't to just completely obliterate due process and just just have just have one judge because we still need surely in a murder case, the can have prejudices as need surely in a murder case, the and. n have prejudices as need surely in a murder case, the and. well,a prejudices as need surely in a murder case, the and. well, exactly ices as need surely in a murder case, the and. well, exactly . but; well. and. well, exactly. but also trial by jury is- well. and. well, exactly. but also trial by jury is a- also trial by jury is a cornerstone- also trial by jury is a cornerstone of our justice swsnern—orl cornerstone of our justicei system. _of the cornerstone of our justice- system. _of the one system. this is one of the one of system. this is one of the one or-nor— system. this is one of the one of-bar associations- system. this is one of the one of bar associations say. and of the bar associations say. and the of the bar associations say. and nne—rs— of the bar associations say. and nne—rs ow— of the bar associations say. and nne—rs ow ow- of the bar associations say. and the is by by getting the other thing is by by getting on us— the other thing is by by getting on us nor— the other thing is by by getting on us nor rusr— the other thing is by by getting on just not just using one judge to on just not just using one judge ro ooosen— on just not just using one judge ro onoose n— on just not just using one judge ro onoose n .— on just not just using one judge to choose it , the— on just not just using one judge to choose it , the idea on just not just using one judge to choose it, the idea is that n-s— to choose it, the idea is that its een— to choose it, the idea is that it's even worse. _ to choose it, the idea is that it's even worse. the idea is even worse than- it's even worse. the idea is even worse than that, because as the even worse than that, because as rne rugge— even worse than that, because as we urge wouro— even worse than that, because as the judge would actually be nosed.— the judge would actually be nosed. rne— the judge would actually be biased, the judge will be marked on now— biased, the judge will be marked on now nonw— biased, the judge will be marked on how many cases— biased, the judge will be marked on how many cases they convict. oh— on how many cases they convict. on. wes— on how many cases they convict. on. wes. so— on how many cases they convict. on. wes. so rnew-o— on how many cases they convict. oh, yes. so they'd actually be be oh, yes. so they'd actually be ne on— oh, yes. so they'd actually be be an incentive— oh, yes. so they'd actually be be an incentive incentive there? we..— be an incentive incentive there? res rnor-s— be an incentive incentive there? res rnor-s rne— be an incentive incentive there? yes, that's the word i was looking— yes, that's the word i was looking for— yes, that's the word i was looking for to— yes, that's the word i was looking for to convict, which is even even worse. _ looking for to convict, which is even even worse. "r“22; looking for to convict, which is even even worse. "22 3:2; looking for to convict, which is even even worse. "22 "n32; even even worse. there are all sorts of cases in scotland which don't get a jury. in fact. well, our friend marcus meakin, who was known as count dankula , he was known as count dankula, he didn't have a jury in his trial and clearly taken and the judge had clearly taken against from the start, or against him from the start, or at least that's how it seemed to me. good. me. so that's. it's not good. it's i do think we have to it's not. i do think we have to it's not. i do think we have to

i know the jury system isn't perfect because get perfect because juries can get it . but it wrong as well. but it's better nothing, isn't it , better than nothing, isn't it, to different voices, 12 to have 12 different voices, 12 different with different certainly with something serious as this. something as serious as this. but as you said before, the real problem— but as you said before, the real problem rs— but as you said before, the real problem is the— but as you said before, the real problem is the fact that, you know.— problem is the fact that, you know. rope— problem is the fact that, you know, rape convictions are so nisrorroon— know, rape convictions are so historically low— know, rape convictions are so historically low and not even rusr— historically low and not even us no— historically low and not even just the convictions, but the people— just the convictions, but the wow! wno — just the convictions, but the people who are— just the convictions, but the people who are being charged. neon— people who are being charged. neon. anu— people who are being charged. neon. andldo— people who are being charged. yeah, andldo have— people who are being charged. yeahthat insofarave sympathy people who are being charged. yeahthat insofar ase sympathy people who are being charged. yeahthat insofar as you 1pathy people who are being charged. with that insofar as you know, there of people there will be a lot of people who've sexual assault who've committed sexual assault getting away with it, is getting away with it, which is not comfortable but on not a comfortable idea. but on the the majority, the other hand, the majority, the other hand, the majority, the justice system the other hand, the majority, the though, itice system the other hand, the majority, the though, is:e system the other hand, the majority, the though, is that,tem works, though, is that, you know, people to prison know, people are going to prison for haven't done. for things they haven't done. that's also well, that should be for things they haven't done. tha priority well, that should be for things they haven't done. tha priority we l, that should be for things they haven't done. tha priority we havet should be for things they haven't done. tha priority we have to hould be for things they haven't done. tha priority we have to avoid,be the priority we have to avoid, isn't going to isn't it? anyway, we're going to move this is the move on now. this is the guardian , this article guardian and josh, this article gets close gets suspiciously close to saying men and women saying that men and women are different. the different. that's not like the guardian. iknow different. that's not like the guardian. i know this is crazy science . science?— c123: 3“ i know this is crazy science . science? what? what? science. science? what? what? nnor-s— science. science? what? what? was going— science. science? what? what? what's going on?— science. science? what? what? what's going on? nhs treatment orgornnrns— what's going on? nhs treatment ongornnrns ore— what's going on? nhs treatment algorithms are not— what's going on? nhs treatment algorithms are not taking transgender— algorithms are not taking transgender patients into account. so— transgender patients into account. so this is a group of uk— account. so this is a group of uk ooorors— account. so this is a group of uk doctors and— account. so this is a group of uk doctors and medical students. rnew-we— uk doctors and medical students. rnew-we rssueo— uk doctors and medical students. they've issued a— uk doctors and medical students. they've issued a warning because essennon— they've issued a warning because essentially when _ they've issued a warning because essentially when people are saying— essentially when people are swing. on.— essentially when people are swing. on. non— essentially when people are saying, oh, i'm now a woman or

non— saying, oh, i'm now a woman or r-rn no— saying, oh, i'm now a woman or r-rn o— saying, oh, i'm now a woman or i'm now a man against whatever rnen— i'm now a man against whatever rnen nnn— i'm now a man against whatever rnen nnn se— i'm now a man against whatever their birth sex is,— i'm now a man against whatever their birth sex is, there are rneoroor— their birth sex is, there are medical implications of that onse— medical implications of that noon — medical implications of that arise from that. _ medical implications of that arise from that. and particularly- arise from that. and particularly arnie, you can get nne— particularly arnie, you can get like oenreo— particularly arnie, you can get like denied dialysis for kidney problems— like denied dialysis for kidney problems .— like denied dialysis for kidney problems. there— like denied dialysis for kidney problems. there are a like denied dialysis for kidney problems . there are a whole problems. there are a whole a wnore— problems. there are a whole a wnone iono— problems. there are a whole a whole load of— problems. there are a whole a whole load of stuff that there's all whole load of stuff that there's on sorrs— whole load of stuff that there's on sons or— whole load of stuff that there's all sorts of reasons why the oooror— all sorts of reasons why the doctor needs— all sorts of reasons why the doctor needs to— all sorts of reasons why the doctor needs to know what norogroor— doctor needs to know what biological sex— doctor needs to know what biological sex you are. / biological sex you are. yeah. ano— biological sex you are. yeah. nno rnere-s— biological sex you are. yeah. and there's disease,- biological sex you are. / and there's disease, different orseoses— and there's disease, different diseases that— and there's disease, different diseases that might be diseases that you might be rrang. — diseases that you might be risking. .these- diseases that you might be risking. these factors are risking. so these factors are normally— risking. so these factors are normally - body - risking. so these factors are normally body weight, normally like body weight, onoonor— normally like body weight, alcohol-rates,- normally like body weight,- alcohol-rates, kidney alcohol clearance rates, kidney runorrons— alcohol clearance rates, kidney functions—those. alcohol clearance rates, kidney. functions—those are functions and whatever those are all functions and whatever those are alt-scale— functions and whatever those are alt-scale of— functions and whatever those are all-scale of your— functions and whatever those are all scale of your your sex. all on a scale of your your sex. but— all on a scale of your your sex. but isn-t— all on a scale of your your sex. but am this— all on a scale of your your sex. but isn't this weird— all on a scale of your your sex. but isn't this weird that the guardian— but isn't this weird that the guardian is— but isn't this weird that the guardian is spinning this like failing— guardian is spinning this like we're failing people? we're failing trans people? realty?— we're failing trans people? realm—it- we're failing trans people? really?_it be. really? it shouldn't it be saying, as saying, look, we need to as medical practitioners be able to record biological sex and, record your biological sex and, you know, maybe the solution is that for those who identify as a different your different sex, they record your gender identity as but gender identity as well. but that we all have our biological sex recorded in the nhs document, surely. nick yeah , document, surely. nick yeah, well, exactly. you're saying the guardian— clxeqmq you're saying the guardian acknowledging guardian is acknowledging reality,— guardian is acknowledging . ream—they reality, but i'm not sure they are-_tmsl reality, but i'm not sure they are.lthat_this. reality, but i'm not sure they are. that there's this reality, but i'm not sure they are. that there's a this reality, but i'm not sure they are. that there's a thiin angle that there's a gap in access to appropriate medical care-people- access to appropriate medical care-people are- care and trans people are mung— care and trans people are falling-the- care and trans people are falling the cracks. falling through the cracks. that-s— falling through the cracks.

that's-they've l falling through the cracks.- that's-they've gone that's the angle they've gone wm.— that's the angle they've gone with-than— that's the angle they've gone with _than the - that's the angle they've gone with _than the sex- that's the angle they've gone with than the sex is real. with more than the sex is real. but— with more than the sex is real. but-obviously- with more than the sex is real. but obviously should with more than the sex is real. bu�*you obviously should with more than the sex is real. bu�*you obvi�*base should with more than the sex is real. bu�*you obvi�*base it should with more than the sex is real. bu�*you obvi�*base it on;hould be you should base it oni someone's-sex be you should base it on- someone's-sex unless someone's biological sex unless there-s—maybei there's some case where maybe they-ve— there's some case where maybe they-ve-taken- they've if you've taken enough testosterone _ they've if you've taken enough testosterone something, maybe testosterone or something, maybe that became— testosterone or something, maybe that becomes medically. that becomes relevant medically. i that becomes relevant medically. a—mema- that becomes relevant medically. a—mema me- that becomes relevant medically. i_mean, the issuei i don't know. i mean, the issue with is so the nhs, we each with this is so the nhs, we each have nhs right? have an nhs number, right? and in our in that number is encoded our biological sex. but since their policy you are policy has changed, you are allowed contact the nhs and allowed to contact the nhs and say i want number change allowed to contact the nhs and saythatant number change allowed to contact the nhs and saythat the number change allowed to contact the nhs and saythat the doctornber change allowed to contact the nhs and saythat the doctor thinks change allowed to contact the nhs and saythat the doctor thinks i'minge so that the doctor thinks i'm a different that has different sex right now that has material problems. it you material problems. it means you don't invited for smear don't get invited for smear tests or whatever it means you. it means there's lot more it means there's a lot more women-getting- it means there's a lot more- women-getting testicular women who are getting testicular eameea-meae-e— women who are getting testicular cancer.-there's that- cancer. well there's that as men,— cancer. well there's that as mew-never- cancer. well there's that as well, never good. cancer. well there's that as- well,-never good. no, well, which is never good. no, ma— well, which is never good. no, mea—ea— well, which is never good. no, mea—m gea- well, which is never good. no, mea—m get. but. well, which is never good. no, not—to get, but it. not a nice thing to get, but it is ridiculous isn't it? is a ridiculous thing, isn't it? and say, i think there and like i say, i think there would be a to appease would be a way to appease everyone, be to list everyone, which would be to list gender those gender identity for those who believe which is believe they have one, which is probably than 1% of the probably less than 1% of the population and biological sex for that for everyone, surely. but that probably like getting probably mean like getting a new printer or something. there's probably printer or something. there's. probably—don't probably some reason they don't mam— probably some reason they don't wam- — probably some reason they don't wam- ama— probably some reason they don't want- and actually,- want to do it. and actually, to be budget is pretty be fair, the budget is pretty tight. yeah, fair enough. mam-a— tight. yeah, fair enough. mama-af— tight. yeah, fair enough. didn't of that. next we didn't think of that. next we have and nick, if have the express and nick, if you're in utah, you better get a

vpn. if you want to see a vpn. nato. nice. quite get it, nato. nice. don't quite get it, but nato. nice. don't quite get it, baa-ame— nato. nice. don't quite get it, baa-mm m— but this is, this is fascinating. yeah. surge in vpn aemama— fascinating. yeah. surge in vpn demand.967%_ fascinating. yeah. surge in vpn demand 967% following state demand by 967% following state mae— demand by 967% following state mae adam— demand by 967% following state wide adult site— demand by 967% following state wide adult site ban adult site aefmmem— wide adult site ban adult site definitely being— wide adult site ban adult site definitely being a heavy eapmemmm— definitely being a heavy euphemism there. so utah has aaeaeauy— euphemism there. so utah has basically blocked— euphemism there. so utah has basically blocked pornhub and obviously— basically blocked pornhub and obviously an— basically blocked pornhub and obviously all the. what's that? weat— obviously all the. what's that? meat as— obviously all the. what's that? what is that?— obviously all the. what's that? what is that? it's— obviously all the. what's that? what is that? it's a it's an maemea— what is that? it's a it's an internet site— what is that? it's a it's an internet site andrew, that specialises— internet site andrew, that specialises in— internet site andrew, that specialises in men as well. adam— specialises in men as well. adult content— specialises in men as well. adult content .— specialises in men as well. adult content . yeah i've i've adult content. yeah i've i've never seen it— adult content. yeah i've i've never seen it but— adult content. yeah i've i've never seen it but i learned abom— never seen it but i learned about it— never seen it but i learned about it tonight- never seen it but i learned about it tonight from this amate— about it tonight from this article. yeah.— about it tonight from this article. yeah. yeah. and it seemed— article. yeah. yeah. and it sounds fascinating. yeah but, am— sounds fascinating. yeah but, but obviously— sounds fascinating. yeah but, but obviously because people are addicted—mad. addicted to, they've gone mad ama— addicted to, they've gone mad amt—ef- addicted to, they've gone madi ama—ef veme and just bought loads of vpns ama— and just bought loads of vpns amt-game— and just bought loads of vpns amt-game ap— and just bought loads of vpns and-gone up 967.- and just bought loads of vpns and gone up 967. there and it's gone up 967. there was and it's gone up 967. there was a same,— and it's gone up 967. there was a same, we— and it's gone up 967. there was a spike, we should— and it's gone up 967. there was a spike, we should say, by the way,— a spike, we should say, by the mat-vete— a spike, we should say, by the mat-vets ae- a spike, we should say, by the way, vpns are virtual way, what vpns are virtual private— way, what vpns are virtual private network _ way, what vpns are virtual private network where people cam-a— private network where people l can't—searching can't see what you're searching . sa— can't see what you're searching . sa-m— can't see what you're searching . sa-m emer— can't see what you're searching . so .in other words, - can't see what you're searching . so .in other words, you. can't see what you're searching. . so-in other words, you can . so you in other words, you can get around blocks get around all these blocks onune get around all these blocks online is visible. panty line. y...— online is visible. panty line. yeah-visible.— online is visible. panty line.| yeah .visible.-know yeah is visible. i didn't know mat— yeah is visible. i didn't know that me— yeah is visible. i didn't know that se— yeah is visible. i didn't know that one. so you're pure metam— that one. so you're pure fryston. yeah,- that one. so you're pure fryston. yeah, exactly. i'm i'm a—em— fryston. yeah, exactly. i'm i'm a—em-emeal fryston. yeah, exactly. i'm i'm a-is,-but-other| fryston. yeah, exactly. i'm i'm a is, this but other fryston. yeah, exactly. i'm i'm a is, this is but other fryston. yeah, exactly. i'm i'm a is, this is art other fryston. yeah, exactly. i'm i'm a is, this is a christian er thing is, this is a christian state.— thing is, this is a christian eaaae. mem— thing is, this is a christian state. well, that's it's a mormon-in- state. well, that's it's a mormon in fact, i state. well, that's it's a- mormon-in fact, i mean, mormon state. in fact, i mean, mam— mormon state. in fact, i mean, uaam mae— mormon state. in fact, i mean, utah was massive— mormon state. in fact, i mean, utah was massive for the mormons . and this has come from, i mmm— . and this has come from, i think,-mormons- . and this has come from, i think, mormons are involved think, the mormons are involved in think, the mormons are involved m—membem- think, the mormons are involved mmemem—a ofl

in this. so it says members of me— in this. so it says members of the charm— in this. so it says members of the church of— in this. so it says members of the church of the— in this. so it says members of the church of the latter day same— the church of the latter day saints - recently - the church of the latter day saints recently and saints have recently and historically— saints have recently and- historically—blah, saints have recently and- historblah. _blah, saints have recently and historblah. utah blah, saints have recently and historblah. utah wasah, blah, blah. yeah utah was considered— blah, blah. yeah utah was. considered _capital. considered the online capital. so_..- so that seems to be an unfortunate— so that seems to be an unfortunate between so that seems to be an- unfortunate - between there unfortunate link between there islcorrelation_ unfortunate link between there is correlation between is a correlation between oppressive— is a correlation between oppressive of oppressive religious areas of me— oppressive religious areas of tee—mem- oppressive religious areas of- the-high consumption the world and high consumption of. the world and high consumption at. vea— the world and high consumption at. you came— the world and high consumption of. you could make that argument and of. you could make that argument amalm— of. you could make that argument amalm ame— of. you could make that argument male tree m— of. you could make that argument andlis true in other— of. you could make that argument and is true in other places and it is true in other places met-ve— and it is true in other places mey-ve met-ve— and it is true in other places they've they've brought they've they've they've brought in _requirement- they've they've they've brought in requirement you've they've they've they've brought in to requirement you've they've they've they've brought in to put requirement you've they've they've they've brought in to put intquirement you've they've they've they've brought in to put in yourtment you've they've they've they've brought in to put in your age,t you've they've they've they've brought in to put in your age, which ve got to put in your age, which teame— got to put in your age, which people dam-a— got to put in your age, which people don't-to- got to put in your age, which people don't to do, of people don't want to do, of course, _then - people don't want to do, of course, then you're course, because then you're pumme— course, because then you're putting-your— course, because then you're putting your details also putting in your details and also you putting in your details and also yea—ama- putting in your details and also yea—amt au- putting in your details and alsoi you—and all sorts you can be hacked and all sorts of names.— you can be hacked and all sorts of mmge. em— you can be hacked and all sorts of things. but that— you can be hacked and all sorts of things. but that led to a make— of things. but that led to a spike-demand,- of things. but that led to a spike demand, not spike in demand, but not as great— spike in demand, but not as great-spike-j�*ustl great as the spike from just banning— great as the spike from just banning-which. great as the spike from just banning which when banning pornhub, which when evemmme— banning pornhub, which when everything-crazy,- banning pornhub, which when everything crazy, okay, everything went crazy, okay, but teamma— louisiana, like you said, bought in louisiana, like you said, bought m—mey— louisiana, like you said, bought m—mey mem- louisiana, like you said, bought in _they their rule. in a thing, but they their rule was-interesting- was really interesting because it's was really interesting because ire-m— was really interesting because m-e-m a— was really interesting because m-e-m a eme— was really interesting because it's-if a site had- was really interesting because it's if a site had at least it's like if a site had at least eaes,— it's like if a site had at least 33.33, material— it's like if a site had at least 33.33, material ,_ it's like if a site had at least 33.33, material , well then then 33.33, material, well then then yea-a— 33.33, material, well then then yea-a meea— 33.33, material, well then then you'd need this— 33.33, material, well then then you'd need this conduct sort of age— you'd need this conduct sort of age verification— you'd need this conduct sort of age verification thing. so what i age verification thing. so what i was— age verification thing. so what i was thinking— age verification thing. so what i was thinking was maybe these sites— i was thinking was maybe these sites am— i was thinking was maybe these sites can invest— i was thinking was maybe these sites can invest in— i was thinking was maybe these sites can invest in other semem— sites can invest in other content at— sites can invest in other content at us- sites can invest in other content at us to bring the etemem— content at us to bring the element down— content at us to bring the element down and maybe they mem— element down and maybe they might wam— element down and maybe they might wam ae— element down and maybe they might want to sort of invest in a comedy— might want to sort of invest in a comedy piet— might want to sort of invest in a comedy pilot idea that i have . om— a comedy pilot idea that i have . om im— a comedy pilot idea that i have am am just— a comedy pilot idea that i have . oh, i'm just saying that might mew.— . oh, i'm just saying that might mem- cw— . oh, i'm just saying that might mem- cw ae— . oh, i'm just saying that might help. or do like,— . oh, i'm just saying that might help. or do like, have you used mis— help. or do like, have you used was as— help. or do like, have you used was as a— help. or do like, have you used this as a platform— help. or do like, have you used this as a platform to get work? i this as a platform to get work? must— this as a platform to get work? ijust w— this as a platform to get work?

must i need— this as a platform to get work? 9 you ijust i need something. you don't realise this i just i need something. you don't realise this sitcom- 9 you don't realise this sitcom is sawed.— don't realise this sitcom is eauea. we— don't realise this sitcom is called. he was.— don't realise this sitcom is called. he was. already got called. he was. he's already got it called. he was. he's already got w m— called. he was. he's already got w m were — called. he was. he's already got it in there. he's— called. he was. he's already got it in there. he's got— called. he was. he's already got it in there. he's got it in mere.— it in there. he's got it in mere. vea— it in there. he's got it in there. you know what you're doing?— there. you know what you're aemge yew-we— there. you know what you're doing? you've got your books. yew-we— you've got your podcast. give me my-_ you've got your podcast. give me mw—sememmgi my. yeah, give me something i wam— my. yeah, give me something i wam-iwsa— my. yeah, give me something i wam-iwsa ae— my. yeah, give me something i want-just to work- my. yeah, give me something i want just to work at gb news my. yeah, give me something i wan'be just to work at gb news my. yeah, give me something i wan'be dependent ork at gb news my. yeah, give me something i wan'be dependent on at gb news my. yeah, give me something i wan'be dependent on at forever. s and be dependent on us forever. cam— and be dependent on us forever. cam-me— and be dependent on us forever. cameme- mmee- and be dependent on us forever. can-one thing? i- can i just say one thing? i feaeea— can i just say one thing? i forgot me— can i just say one thing? i forgot the most- can i just say one thing? i forgot the most interesting mime— forgot the most interesting mme aeem— forgot the most interesting thing about this really to me is the thing about this really to me is wee-between— thing about this really to me is the-between-of- the divide between sort of mere— the divide between sort of liberty morality, liberty versus morality, especiallv_ especially on the right. the weemamam— especially on the right. the. libertarian—course libertarian side say, of course you— libertarian side say, of course wee—me- libertarian side say, of course wee—me meae| you can't ban, but the more conservative— you can't ban, but the more conservative or— you can't ban, but the more conservative or slightly authoritative - conservative or slightly authoritative we conservative or slightly- authoritative _we should conservative or slightly- authewhat ve _we should conservative or slightly- authewhat ve iyou .we should conservative or slightly- authewhat ve iyou .we nick?.d ban. what do you think, nick? do you ban. what do you think, nick? do wee-sweate— ban. what do you think, nick? do you-should ban?- ban. what do you think, nick? do you-should ban? do- ban. what do you think, nick? do you should ban? do you you think we should ban? do you mew— you think we should ban? do you knew whate— you think we should ban? do you know what? i'm— you think we should ban? do you know what? i'm kind of i easieaiw— know what? i'm kind of i basically do. _ know what? i'm kind of i basically do. yeah. i mean, i pretty— basically do. yeah. i mean, i meaty-ee— basically do. yeah. i mean, i pretty do, because it's pretty much do, because it's just—thing- just obviously the thing is, its— just obviously the thing is, w-s-ewem- just obviously the thing is, it's even though it's obviously even though mere-s— there's a civil liberties aspect,— there's a civil liberties. aspect—se aspect, it's obviously so destructive _ aspect, it's obviously so. destructive _ isn't destructive for society, isn't it? - destructive - destructive for society, isn't it? destructive you. destructive for society, isn't it? also astructive you. destructive for society, isn't it? also you'veve you. destructive for society, isn't it? also you've got you. destructive for society, isn't it? also you've got ymuch but also you've got so much sawee— but also you've got so much sawee em— but also you've got so much saved on-hard- but also you've got so much saved on hard drive, right? saved on your hard drive, right? w-m — saved on your hard drive, right? w-m eeee— saved on your hard drive, right? i'm good already.— saved on your hard drive, right? i'm good already. so you don't need— i'm good already. so you don't weed-vea— i'm good already. so you don't need-you-pav- i'm good already. so you don't need -you-pay for. i'm good already. so you don't need you pay for it. need any. you guys pay for it. okay.— need any. you guys pay for it. okays-90— need any. you guys pay for it. okay-ea em— need any. you guys pay for it. okay-ea an e— need any. you guys pay for it. okay,-go on to saturday'sl okay, let's go on to saturday's telegraph. some high culture fat phobia doddie aid bluey episodes . you know, bluey. bluey is the aeemm— . you know, bluey. bluey is the aeeatm eee. — you know, bluey. bluey is the cartoon dog. cartoon dog. australian— cartoon dog. cartoon dog. australian cartoon . yeah, it's australian cartoon. yeah, it's actually— australian cartoon. yeah, it's actually very— australian cartoon. yeah, it's actually very good. i've forced to actually very good. i've forced ae waaem— actually very good. i've forced ae watch it— actually very good. i've forced to watch it with— actually very good. i've forced to watch it with my children ae—eewee— to watch it with my children re—edited to _ to watch it with my children re—edited to remove fat phobic

weiem— re—edited to remove fat phobic weiem less— re—edited to remove fat phobic weight loss scenes. so there's me— weight loss scenes. so there's the eae— weight loss scenes. so there's the dad m— weight loss scenes. so there's the dad m m— weight loss scenes. so there's the dad in it. an— weight loss scenes. so there's the dad in it. an and he's sort of the dad in it. an and he's sort ee saameme— the dad in it. an and he's sort of standing in— the dad in it. an and he's sort of standing in front of on the way— of standing in front of on the way om— of standing in front of on the way em see— of standing in front of on the way em see i— of standing in front of on the way oh god i put— of standing in front of on the way oh god i put on a bit of weight— way oh god i put on a bit of weight ame— way oh god i put on a bit of weight and standing and then way oh god i put on a bit of weighon nd standing and then way oh god i put on a bit of weighon the tanding and then way oh god i put on a bit of weighon the scaleig and then way oh god i put on a bit of weighon the scale andid then way oh god i put on a bit of weighon the scale and the ten way oh god i put on a bit of weighon the scale and the dog's steps on the scale and the dog's aeem— steps on the scale and the dog's care about their— steps on the scale and the dog's care about their weight. wc“ care about their weight. well, mm— care about their weight. well, awe-amm— care about their weight. well, this-think it's- care about their weight. well, this think it's don't this one does think it's i don't think it's method or it's realistic. it's realistic. i see. it's anthropomorphised. believe anthropomorphised. i believe that's that that's the big word that you would obviously throw in there . would obviously throw in there. but they've cut the first sort of but they've cut the first sort ee mmme— but they've cut the first sort of minute of— but they've cut the first sort of minute of this— but they've cut the first sort of minute of this thing out and mew— of minute of this thing out and mew-mem— of minute of this thing out and they-then show— of minute of this thing out and they then show the dogs they just then show the dogs eaemsme— exercising and the kids. now, maeaesamew— exercising and the kids. now, interestingly—i. interestingly enough, as i memiemee— interestingly enough, as i mentioned earlier, i've just literally— mentioned earlier, i've justi literally—off mentioned earlier, i've just- literally_off my literally today i've come off my date. —me- literally today i've come off my date. —me em- literally today i've come off my date. _me off for. date. my wife told me off for going— date. my wife told me off for going em— date. my wife told me off for going em aeem— date. my wife told me off for going on about the diet in front of going on about the diet in front ef-mes— going on about the diet in front of-kids because— going on about the diet in front of kids because she thinks a of the kids because she thinks a simia— of the kids because she thinks a smear—sem- of the kids because she thinks a similar—sort of. similar thing, that it's sort of wasting— similar thing, that it's sort of wamme mem— similar thing, that it's sort of warping them with their giving them — warping them with their giving them -b0dv_ warping them with their giving them body image ideas or them false body image ideas or whatever— them false body image ideas or whatever and— them false body image ideas or whatever and making them self conscious. right.— whatever and making them self conscious. right. whereas i wewe— conscious. right. whereas i wewe-maa- conscious. right. whereas i would-that-onl conscious. right. whereas ii would-that-on a conscious. right. whereas i- would-that-on a diet would argue that going on a diet and would argue that going on a diet amela— would argue that going on a diet amela eeee— would argue that going on a diet amela eeee way— would argue that going on a diet and-a good way of— would argue that going on a diet and a good way of showing the and is a good way of showing the was— and is a good way of showing the was wimewea— and is a good way of showing the kids willpower ,_ and is a good way of showing the kids willpower , but— and is a good way of showing the kids willpower , but also showing kids willpower, but also showing them — kids willpower, but also showing them mat— kids willpower, but also showing them that me— kids willpower, but also showing them that the dangers of like, leew— them that the dangers of like, week gays— them that the dangers of like, week gays, mis— them that the dangers of like, look guys, this is— them that the dangers of like, look guys, this is what happens when— look guys, this is what happens ween-teases— look guys, this is what happens when loads rubbish, when you eat loads of rubbish, but when you eat loads of rubbish, em wea— when you eat loads of rubbish, em you aem-a— when you eat loads of rubbish, but you don't want kids to think mat— but you don't want kids to think thatlthey— but you don't want kids to think thatlthev ae— but you don't want kids to think thatlthey are a— but you don't want kids to think that they are a chubbier that if they are a bit chubbier mat— that if they are a bit chubbier mat mew— that if they are a bit chubbier that they ashamed that they should be ashamed of mat—ee- i that they should be ashamed of. mat—ee- okay that or i do. yeah, you do. okay well, mean, that's old school.

well, i mean, that's old school. and also kids do get bullied for being at school, let's being chubby at school, let's not did work not forget that. but it did work for not forget that. but it did work fer-lesme— not forget that. but it did work for-losing weight,- g but it did work for losing weight, although for me. losing weight, although we— for me. losing weight, although awe-east— for me. losing weight, although w-we-eaew-eme for me. losing weight, although i've-back-only 20| i've put it back on, but only 20 weas— i've put it back on, but only 20 wears-leew— i've put it back on, but only 20 years-look firstly,- i've put it back on, but only 20 years look firstly, bluey i've put it back on, but only 20 years creepy. )ok firstly, bluey i've put it back on, but only 20 years creepy. he'sirstly, bluey i've put it back on, but only 20 years creepy. he's aatly, bluey i've put it back on, but only 20 years creepy. he's a weird,jey looks creepy. he's a weird, creepy— looks creepy. he's a weird, creepy looking _ looks creepy. he's a weird, creepy looking dog. secondly eaaems— creepy looking dog. secondly eaems wee— creepy looking dog. secondly parents were said be parents were said to be disappointed- parents were said to be disappointed as disappointed by what they saw as tests— disappointed by what they saw as team messagme— disappointed by what they saw as toxic messaging parents toxic messaging and that parents weighing—openly- weighing themselves openly mamma— weighing themselves openly hating - bodies - weighing themselves openly hating bodies was hating on their bodies was seaw— hating on their bodies wasj aeauw—wsm-a hating on their bodies was- really_|sn't that really uncomfortable. isn't that a ma— really uncomfortable. isn't that a ma eameme— really uncomfortable. isn't that a bit pathetic, especially for twe— a bit pathetic, especially for wee—w- a bit pathetic, especially for like—i thought. like australians? i thought they were—ammwl were kind of tough, so i think it's were kind of tough, so i think w-s-eamete. — were kind of tough, so i think it's pathetic. there is a it's a bit pathetic. there is a wee—is- it's a bit pathetic. there is a line—is lewis. line and the line is lewis semaefea— line and the line is lewis schaefer calling you at 2 am. ame— schaefer calling you at 2 am. awe—fat— schaefer calling you at 2 am. awe—fat ame- schaefer calling you at 2 am. and—fat and ugly.| and calling you fat and ugly. mat-s— and calling you fat and ugly. mats-ame- — and calling you fat and ugly. that's-line. but- and calling you fat and ugly. that's line. but this that's the line. but this wewmaee— that's the line. but this- wewmaee—eeme workplace bullying, i'm going this workplace bullying, i'm going was—misl workplace bullying, i'm goingi was—was is this to that. thank you. this is em— this to that. thank you. this is em mis— this to that. thank you. this is am this is— this to that. thank you. this is but this is fairly— but this is fairly minor. i mmw— but this is fairly minor. i mink-is— but this is fairly minor. i think-is fine. - but this is fairly minor. i. think-is fine. .also but this is fairly minor. i- think-is fine. .also the think this is fine. but also the emer— think this is fine. but also the ether — think this is fine. but also the other issue. one— think this is fine. but also the other issue. one last point, mewem— other issue. one last point, meagre-saw- other issue. one last point, though. say they other issue. one last point,- though.-say they say though. can i just say they say so though. can i just say they say se-eamem— though. can i just say they say so-bandit,-is- though. can i just say they say so bandit, is bluey's so the bandit, which is bluey's eae-s— so the bandit, which is bluey's eaes-saws— so the bandit, which is bluey's dad's,-says,-man,l dad's, i think says, oh, man, i just— dad's, i think says, oh, man, i just need— dad's, i think says, oh, man, i just need ae— dad's, i think says, oh, man, i just need to do— dad's, i think says, oh, man, i just need to do some exercise mat-s— just need to do some exercise that's completely— just need to do some exercise that's completely false. he needs— that's completely false. he needs-calorie- that's completely false. hei needs-calorie-and needs to calorie restrict and he needs— needs to calorie restrict and he weeds-ms— needs to calorie restrict and he needs-his-becausel needs to sort his diet because he needs to sort his diet because me-ieaes— needs to sort his diet because me-ieaes ef- needs to sort his diet because he loads of exercise. he could do loads of exercise. it he could do loads of exercise. w-mem. — he could do loads of exercise. w-mem. lit's- he could do loads of exercise. it help. it's actually it won't help. so it's actually misinformation— it won't help. so it's actually misinforma'atin— it won't help. so it's actually misinforma'at kids is wrong. yeah screaming at kids is wrong. yeah it's screaming at kids is wrong. yeah its eaterie— screaming at kids is wrong. yeah its eaieme is— screaming at kids is wrong. yeah it's calorie is in— screaming at kids is wrong. yeah it's calorie is in calories out. we— it's calorie is in calories out. we wea— it's calorie is in calories out. see you mmw— it's calorie is in calories out. do you think these cartoon dogs sweate— should start doing intermittent eastwa— fasting or that kind? well, i'm saying— fasting or that kind? well, i'm saying we— fasting or that kind? well, i'm saying we sate— fasting or that kind? well, i'm saying he said exercise. it's just— just misinformation. exercise wen-a— just misinformation. exercisei went—mea won't help him. so that's not useful. — won't help him. so that's not useful. _w—

won't help him. so that's not useful. _it odd- won't help him. so that's not useful. _it odd to- won't help him. so that's not useful. it odd to have useful. i find it odd to have mis— useful. i find it odd to have was—imme- this sort of social justice messagmg— messaging within cartoons. anyway.— messaging within cartoons. amwwaw-was- messaging within cartoons. amwwaw-was am- messaging within cartoons. anyway,-was an article messaging within cartoons. i anyway,-was an article on anyway, there was an article on the pinknews and i'm the pinknews last year and i'm not complained that not kidding it complained that bluey a lack of disabled and bluey had a lack of disabled and queen bluey had a lack of disabled and queer, poor, gender diverse and dogs of colour and the main dog is blue. so i mean it's absolutely ridiculous. why are we trying to invest we even trying to invest cartoons with purple ? and the cartoons with purple? and the other question _ cartoons with purple? and the other question .why-you i other question is why are you reading— other question is why are you reading mm— other question is why are you reading pink-oh,- other question is why are you reading pink oh, i love reading pink news? oh, i love it. — reading pink news? oh, i love it. isa.— reading pink news? oh, i love it. isa-se— it. it's so. it's so entertaining. it'sjust entertaining. it's just incredible. anyway our incredible. anyway okay, our final but do come final breather now. but do come back pizza. madonna life back for pizza. madonna life near mars and a safe space for republicans . see you in a second republicans. see you in a second

welcome back to the final part of headliners. it's your first look at saturday's newspapers and the story you've all been waiting for from saturday's mail. let me hand you over to our resident condom

correspondent, nick dixon. thank you, andrew. the big dog, finally, given that for a reason, finally given me my full title. so durex launches online mama— title. so durex launches online mama swwew— title. so durex launches online fitting survey for— c so durex launches online fitting survey for condoms after c so durex launches online fitemerged ay for condoms after c so durex launches online fitemerged thatr condoms after c so durex launches online fitemerged thatr coniare s after it emerged that men are too embarrassed— it emerged that men are too embarrassed smaller sizes embarrassed to buy smaller sizes are embarrassed to buy smaller sizes eewewsw— embarrassed to buy smaller sizes eewewsw-am— embarrassed to buy smaller sizes are obviously an issue for are obviously not an issue for me— are obviously not an issue for me-w-m— are obviously not an issue for me-i'm celibate.- me because i'm celibate. but wate— me because i'm celibate. but mate-mere— me because i'm celibate. but little-there i— me because i'm celibate. but little there i threw in so little joke there i threw in so am— little joke there i threw in so am mmmw— little joke there i threw in so but funnily enough, men are seawee— but funnily enough, men are scared ae— but funnily enough, men are scared to buy— but funnily enough, men are scared to buy the small ones, em— scared to buy the small ones, em mew-re — scared to buy the small ones, but they're actually scared to buy— but they're actually scared to buy-larger— but they're actually scared to buy-larger sizes- but they're actually scared to buy larger sizes as well. buy the larger sizes as well. werew— buy the larger sizes as well. weirdly, they're _ buy the larger sizes as well. weirdly, they're just embarrassed across the board. mew-ae— embarrassed across the board. metamemea— embarrassed across the board. thejanother thing that come and another thing that can come up and another thing that can come we-mew-ae— and another thing that can come we-mew-ae tee— and another thing that can come up they're too tight up is that they're too tight wiem — up is that they're too tight mam-twe- up is that they're too tight width i've heard. up is that they're too tight- width-i've heard. and width wise. so i've heard. and so width wise. so i've heard. and se ame— width wise. so i've heard. and se me what— width wise. so i've heard. and so and what they_ width wise. so i've heard. and so and what they have is a special—like- so and what they have is al special—like new special wide thing like new balance— balance trainers. you can get a specia— balance trainers. you can get a special what-s— balance trainers. you can get a special what's the _ balance trainers. you can get a special what's the solution that you special what's the solution that wew am— special what's the solution that wew saw-ef— special what's the solution that you eam-ef get— special what's the solution that you can of get specific you can sort of get specific eeseewe. — you can sort of get specific eeseewe. vea— you can sort of get specific bespoke. you do- you can sort of get specific bespoke. you do it online and you— bespoke. you do it online and you met— bespoke. you do it online and you pick mem— bespoke. you do it online and you pick from various sizes emme. — you pick from various sizes online. that's— you pick from various sizes online. that's basically what it is. online. that's basically what it is-w-s— online. that's basically what it is-w-s mea— online. that's basically what it is. it's not reinventing is. i mean, it's not reinventing me— is. i mean, it's not reinventing the wheel,— is. i mean, it's not reinventing the wheel, but— is. i mean, it's not reinventing the wheel, but it's— is. i mean, it's not reinventing the wheel, but it's better. it's sewer— the wheel, but it's better. it's better mam— the wheel, but it's better. it's better than nothing. but of course, ultimate course, the ultimate ideal is stu— course, the ultimate ideal is still-before- course, the ultimate ideal is still before marriage and still no sex before marriage and mem— still no sex before marriage and mew—lea- still no sex before marriage and mew—lea eee-s then just unprotected. let god's wit. — then just unprotected. let god's wit. mew-we— then just unprotected. let god's will. they've-this- then just unprotected. let god's will. they've this condom will. they've got this condom mem- — will. they've got this condom mem- mis— will. they've got this condom mam. was is— will. they've got this condom right. this is really to advertise— right. this is really to advertise their new range. it's mem— advertise their new range. it's their thinnest— advertise their new range. it's their thinnest one ever. this new condom range, called new condom range, it's called wamea— new condom range, it's called married, married,— new condom range, it's called married, married, married . it's married, married, married. it's meam— married, married, married. it's meam ae— married, married, married. it's meant to simply— married, married, married. it's meant to simply simulate what it's meant to simply simulate what its twe— meant to simply simulate what

its use ae— meant to simply simulate what its use e be— meant to simply simulate what it's like to be a— meant to simply simulate what it's like to be a long term relationship— it's like to be a long term relationship .— it's like to be a long term relationship . and but there's relationship. and but there's some interesting things here. name— some interesting things here. name ee— some interesting things here. number one is— some interesting things here. number one is turns out number one is that it turns out mat— number one is that it turns out mat-few— number one is that it turns out that-four times— number one is that it turns out that-four times as- number one is that it turns out that four times as much as that men four times as much as . ame— that men four times as much as . ame .— that men four times as much as women . and i only— that men four times as much as women . and i only do it once. so women. and i only do it once. so im— women. and i only do it once. so im a— women. and i only do it once. so im a ma— women. and i only do it once. so im a ma im— women. and i only do it once. so im a mm m a— women. and i only do it once. so i'm a bit i'm a bit— women. and i only do it once. so i'm a bit i'm a bit confused. i feet— i'm a bit i'm a bit confused. i feet twe— i'm a bit i'm a bit confused. i feel like i've— i'm a bit i'm a bit confused. i feel like i've been— i'm a bit i'm a bit confused. i feel like i've been doing it wen-e — feel like i've been doing it wen-e w— feel like i've been doing it wrong. i think- feel like i've been doing iti wrong. i think-going feel like i've been doing it- wrong. i think-going to wrong. i think we're going to move i'm concerned move on because i'm concerned whether going to be whether this is going to be concerned about the five emma pattison that actually they already different already sell different condom sizes around the world. they don't this, don't really talk about this, am— don't really talk about this, eat—mat- don't really talk about this, eat—mat weal don't really talk about this,- but_that you buy in but the condoms that you buy in amica— but the condoms that you buy in africa ae— but the condoms that you buy in africa are larger— but the condoms that you buy in africa are larger than than in sweepe— africa are larger than than in europe- ame— africa are larger than than in europe. and larger also than asia— europe. and larger also than asia .— europe. and larger also than asia . why?— europe. and larger also than asia . wiwe wiw— europe. and larger also than asia . why? why do you think i'm asia. why? why do you think i'm not asia. why? why do you think i'm mei eeime— asia. why? why do you think i'm mei going ae— asia. why? why do you think i'm mei going ie ge— asia. why? why do you think i'm not going to go there anyway? josh— not going to go there anyway? iesi new.— not going to go there anyway? josh now, what's— not going to go there anyway? josh now, what's the- not going to go there anyway? josh now, what's the guardian got to say about the coolest neighbourhood in the world? they're saying that they need to siee — they're saying that they need to siee ii— they're saying that they need to siee ii eeime— they're saying that they need to stop it being cool— they're saying that they need to stop it being cool or something . wen,— stop it being cool or something . wet, i— stop it being cool or something . well, i understand that. weiie-s— . well, i understand that. world's coolest- . well, i understand that. world's coolest neighbourhood . well, i understand that. world's cocby;t neighbourhood . well, i understand that. world's cocby;t neigh ghetto 3d . well, i understand that. world's cocby;t neigh ghetto law. threatened by daniin ghetto law. it's threatened by danish ghetto law. it's-interesting— threatened by danish ghetto law. it's interesting that in it's quite interesting that in copenhagen_ copenhagen the government has teem—aism - copenhagen the government has been racism because been accused of racism because mew-we— been accused of racism because mew-we aemaiiw— been accused of racism because they've actually it's an anti emeiie— they've actually it's an anti giaeiie iaw— they've actually it's an anti giaeiie iaw .— they've actually it's an anti ghetto law .-the- they've actually it's an anti ghetto law . the idea is 80% ghetto law. and the idea is 80% of ghetto law. and the idea is 80% ei-iaw— ghetto law. and the idea is 80% of-law makers— ghetto law. and the idea is 80% of law makers bought it, of their law makers bought it, iwewem— of their law makers bought it, iwewemlim— of their law makers bought it, mewemlim. se— of their law makers bought it, brought in. so it's a very brought it in. so it's a very eeewiai— brought it in. so it's a very eeewia iaw.— brought it in. so it's a very popular law. but the idea is mai— popular law. but the idea is mai wmem— popular law. but the idea is that when immigrant communities mewelame— that when immigrant communities mewelame-aii— that when immigrant communities move and all congregate

move in and they all congregate ieeeiiiew— move in and they all congregate ieeeiiiew-is— move in and they all congregate together, is natural together, which is natural and mais— together, which is natural and mats—way- that's always the way it's wewee— that's always the way it's worked - all - that's always the way it's worked all different worked across all different seamies— worked across all different countries because they support easie— countries because they support ease-ame—ewii countries because they support. each _and_but it each other. and when one. but it makes— each other. and when one. but it makes sense . but— each other. and when one. but it makes sense . but the idea each other. and when one. but it makes sense. but the idea is mai— makes sense. but the idea is mai mew-ae— makes sense. but the idea is that they're not— makes sense. but the idea is that they're not necessarily assimilating._ that they're not necessarily assimilating. _tol assimilating. so this is to weak— assimilating. so this is to break we— assimilating. so this is to break up these- assimilating. so this is to break up these communities. so you break up these communities. so wew mave— break up these communities. so you have awiw— break up these communities. so you have awiw im— break up these communities. so you have kyiv in some places. ame— you have kyiv in some places. ame mis— you have kyiv in some places. ame mis is— you have kyiv in some places. and this is again— you have kyiv in some places. and this is again around the wait— and this is again around the weiie. vea— and this is again around the world. you would have people iwsi— world. you would have people iwsi speaking— world. you would have people just speaking their language. mere— just speaking their language. iiieie mimi— just speaking their language. there might british there might even be british emais— there might even be british exeais im— there might even be british expats in saudi _ there might even be british expats in saudi arabia. broader ieea— expats in saudi arabia. broader ieea mere— expats in saudi arabia. broader idea here together . nick isn't idea here together. nick isn't meiee — idea here together. nick isn't meiee me— idea here together. nick isn't there? {w there? the multiculturalism isn't working ukraine parallel societies that's not good, societies and that's not good, right? know. we struggle right? i know. and we struggle to right? i know. and we struggle ie saw— right? i know. and we struggle ie saw im— right? i know. and we struggle ie saw in mis— ” q7 i know. and we struggle to say in this country, but aeiwaiiw— to say in this country, but aeiwaiiw im— to say in this country, but actually in denmark you think of as-ieiiies— actually in denmark you think of as-lefties and— actually in denmark you think of as lefties and actually as kind of lefties and actually the as kind of lefties and actually. the—democrat. the leader is a social democrat. is— the leader is a social democrat. is imeieeiiiw— the leader is a social democrat. it's incredibly popular across the it's incredibly popular across wee-mime— it's incredibly popular across me-iwime-misi the board trying to stop this sem— the board trying to stop this. sew—aimewgia sort of ghettoisation, although .—mai- sort of ghettoisation, although .—mai wea- sort of ghettoisation, although .—mai wew eam-ii . so the rule is that you can't me— . so the rule is that you can't we seeiai— . so the rule is that you can't the social housing— . so the rule is that you can't the social housing stock in the area _no more than i the social housing stock in the area no more than 40% the social housing stock in the- area-no more than 40% of area must be no more than 40% of the area must be no more than 40% of awe—piety- the total. it's still pretty mem— the total. it's still pretty mam-im— the total. it's still pretty high,-it?.somel the total. it's still pretty- high,-it?.some people high, isn't it? so some people are—oh] are complaining, saying, oh, mis— are complaining, saying, oh, mis-ame- are complaining, saying, oh, this-and racist.- this is terrible and racist. ii-s—ewiie- this is terrible and racist. it's—quite high. this is terrible and racist.- it's_quite high. but it's like 40% is quite high. but weam— it's like 40% is quite high. but weam wmai-s— it's like 40% is quite high. but yeah, what's what's interesting it's like 40% is quite high. but yeit's what's what's interesting it's like 40% is quite high. but yeit's what's the it's interesting it's like 40% is quite high. but yeit's what's the board eresting is it's across the board on, you mew,— is it's across the board on, you mew, eeewiai— is it's across the board on, you know, popular to— is it's across the board on, you know, popular to bring in these measures because— know, popular to bring in these measures because they just like you multiculturalism hasn't you say, multiculturalism hasn't ieaiiw— really worked as we were told ame— really worked as we were told awe—aime- really worked as we were told. and—time sometimes and not all the time sometimes it and not all the time sometimes ii-ieaiiw— and not all the time sometimes it-really well. _ and not all the time sometimes it-really well. we- and not all the time sometimes

it really well. we do have it works really well. we do have to it works really well. we do have ie—me— it works really well. we do have to _the telegraph. it works really well. we do have. to_the telegraph now. to move on to the telegraph now. mis— to move on to the telegraph now. mis is— to move on to the telegraph now. mis is a— to move on to the telegraph now. mis is a story— to move on to the telegraph now. this is a story about— to move on to the telegraph now. this is a story about qatar- this is a story about qatar inaya. what kind stupid inaya. what kind of stupid name is indeed, yes. is that? josh indeed, yes. should about your is that? josh indeed, yes. - should - about your other should we talk about your other jobs— should we talk about your other ieis e— should we talk about your other ieis a we. — should we talk about your other ieis e we. set— should we talk about your other jobs ? no. sell more stuff. okay. jobs? no. sell more stuff. okay. aiiems— jobs? no. sell more stuff. okay. aiiems sewe— jobs? no. sell more stuff. okay. aliens could be— jobs? no. sell more stuff. okay. aliens could be hiding on four moons—one of- aliens could be hiding on four moons one of them moons of uranus. one of them being— moons of uranus. one of them being iiiamia— moons of uranus. one of them being titania oberon , umbriel being titania oberon, umbriel ame— being titania oberon, umbriel ame awei— being titania oberon, umbriel and ariel. and— being titania oberon, umbriel and ariel. and the idea is that mew-ae— and ariel. and the idea is that they're ieeaime— and ariel. and the idea is that they're looking at— and ariel. and the idea is that they're looking at some of the ieeiaee— they're looking at some of the ieeiaee-was— they're looking at some of the footage was actually shot footage that was actually shot sem— footage that was actually shot sew-mee— footage that was actually shot sort 1986, voyager two, and sort of 1986, voyager two, and mew-we — sort of 1986, voyager two, and they've realised _ sort of 1986, voyager two, and they've realised that these imese— they've realised that these iiiese mew— they've realised that these mese mew 90— they've realised that these these they go down so deep, mese— these they go down so deep, iiiese weiis— these they go down so deep, these wells in— these they go down so deep, these wells in these big craters mai— these wells in these big craters mai mere— these wells in these big craters that there could— these wells in these big craters that there could well be big oceans underneath the ice. so what— oceans underneath the ice. so what aimi— oceans underneath the ice. so what aime ei— oceans underneath the ice. so what kind of aliens— oceans underneath the ice. so what kind of aliens are- oceans underneath the ice. so what kind of aliens are we talking fish. kind of, yeah. like microorganisms and talking fish. kind of, yeah. - like microorganisms and whatnot. but like microorganisms and whatnot. am i— like microorganisms and whatnot. am i is— like microorganisms and whatnot. but it is interesting— like microorganisms and whatnot. but it is interesting that they it but it is interesting that they ii iams— but it is interesting that they ii iams eai— but it is interesting that they it turns out they've got like sem— it turns out they've got like sem ei— it turns out they've got like some sort of internal heat source which— some sort of internal heat source which keeping this source which is keeping it this as a iiewie— source which is keeping it this as a iiewie as— source which is keeping it this as a liquid as opposed to going mie— as a liquid as opposed to going ime am— as a liquid as opposed to going ime an ice— as a liquid as opposed to going into an ice. and— as a liquid as opposed to going into an ice. and don't know into an ice. and they don't know where— into an ice. and they don't know where-semina— into an ice. and they don't know where-coming from - into an ice. and they don't know where coming from because where it's coming from because meamaiiw—mem - where it's coming from because normally from will normally we gravity from will aiieei— normally we gravity from will aiieei iiae — normally we gravity from will affect like these— normally we gravity from will affect like these different times— affect like these different planets and _ affect like these different planets and that will give them the planets and that will give them wee-seame— planets and that will give them the source anyway. the heat source anyway. it turns out the heat source anyway. it turns ewi mai— the heat source anyway. it turns ewi mai mis— the heat source anyway. it turns out that this-don't- the heat source anyway. it turns out that this don't know out that this they don't know wist— out that this they don't know nick _thoughts- out that this they don't know nick thoughts on nick any quick thoughts on aiiemse— nick any quick thoughts on- aliens?_thought aliens? well, my quick thought is—meie- is that they're saying there eeaie — is that they're saying there eeaie _me — is that they're saying there could _the water- is that they're saying there could the water there could be in the water there aiieaew— could be in the water there aiieaew im— could be in the water there

already in ocean on on already in the ocean on on eaiim — already in the ocean on on earth. tucker— already in the ocean on on earth. tucker carlson revealed mai—me- earth. tucker carlson revealedi that—the water that there's ufos on the water meek— that there's ufos on the water meet. its— that there's ufos on the water emeea-ii-s im— that there's ufos on the water check - it's in the - that there's ufos on the water check it's in the full send check out. it's in the full send eeeeasi. — check out. it's in the full sendi podcast. _aliens podcast. we already have aliens in_ _ podcast. we already have aliens im— wen.- podcast. we already have aliensj im— weii. we-ii in the ocean. okay. well, we'll quickly story. this quickly do this last story. this is and people is the express and people looking for safe space looking for a safe space from the oh , nick we the coronation. oh, nick we should have ended on the other one. yeah, this is just a pub iames— one. yeah, this is just a pub eames iiae— yeah, this is just a pub bands, flag waving and all coronation— bands, flag waving and all coronation mentions create coronation mentions to create ami—ii-s- anti royal safe space. it's an mism— anti royal safe space. it's an irish-basically,- anti royal safe space. it's an irish basically, andrew, irish guy, basically, andrew, wise-s— irish guy, basically, andrew, who's—involvedl who's not getting involved in the who's not getting involved in ime—wieme the coronation. what's wrong wim—iieasemi the coronation. what's wrong withiall. _treason,| the coronation. what's wrong with all. you treason, the coronation. what's wrong with all. you know treason, the coronation. what's wrong with all. you know ,'eason, the coronation. what's wrong with all. you know , surely that's all. you know, surely eeeeie— that's all. you know, surely people should— that's all. you know, surely people should be allowed, josh, if people should be allowed, josh, ii-eem-i— people should be allowed, josh, ii-eem-i wam— people should be allowed, josh, if - don't want to _ if they don't want to participate- if they don't want to participate in the coronation. its— participate in the coronation. it's-country. there's. it's a free country. there's a make— it's a free country. there's a market-there. _ it's a free country. there's a market-there. yeah,- c ”iii; itizi. there's a market there. yeah, sure. market out there. yeah, sure. i meamliwsi— market out there. yeah, sure. i mean,.just sounds- market out there. yeah, sure. i mean, just sounds he mean, it just sounds like he iwsi— mean, it just sounds like he just—bothered. mean, it just sounds like he just—bothered to mean, it just sounds like he. just—bothered to do just couldn't be bothered to do anything-— just couldn't be bothered to do amwimime. we-s— just couldn't be bothered to do anything. he's like, you know wmaie— anything. he's like, you know was im— anything. he's like, you know was i-m-ie- anything. he's like, you know what? i'm to actually what? i'm going to actually makes— what? i'm going to actually make?-turning- make? it's like turning a meme— make? it's like turning a megaiiwe—il make? it's like turning a- negative_| haven't negative into a habit. i haven't iewem— negative into a habit. i haven't eemaim—wea- negative into a habit. i haven't bought—you knowi negative into a habit. i haven't bough i'm you know negative into a habit. i haven't bough i'm going you know negative into a habit. i haven't bough i'm going to you know negative into a habit. i haven't bough i'm going to you iitow negative into a habit. i haven't bough i'm going to you iit anti what? i'm going to make it anti immine— what? i'm going to make it anti amine-iii— bunting. it is a bit curmudgeonly. o" bunting. it is a bit- curmudgeonly. oh, yeah, bunting. it is a bit— curmudgeonly. oh, yeah, yeah. i mean, there's a place near where i live where they've got mexican flags everywhere. it's flags everywhere. so it's, it's red, down the red, white and blue all down the street. is it street. and then mexican. is it a mexican restaurant?- ' a: 3:17“ iiizjx iii?“ is it a mexican restaurant? actually, it_restaurant. i it is a mexican restaurant. oaaw. — it is a mexican restaurant. | okay-_me okay. well, that solves that one. okay. well, the show is nearly josh howie. nearly over. viva josh howie. right? let's have a look at saturday's pages we

saturday's front pages before we close the daily mail are leading with of destiny. the with his day of destiny. the telegraph are running with i come not served but to come not to be served but to serve the guardian have a serve and the guardian have a crushing result for the tories. the mirror are going with. he will not only wear the crown, he will not only wear the crown, he will bear the weight of destiny and the hopes of a nation and the times has kings day of destiny . and finally the star destiny. and finally the star makes it a little bit cuter by bringing in an irish wolfhound. sausages. those were your front pages. that is all we've got. time to my guests. time for. thanks to my guests. josh howie and nick josh howie josh howie and nick dixon. do you join us tomorrow at 11:00 with some other people? and you're watching the and if you're watching the 5 am, repeat, do stay tuned for a.m, repeat, do stay tuned for breakfast. later .