hello. welcome back. i'm bethany elsey with your top stories from the newsroom. the prince of wales has paid a touching public tribute to his father, king charles, saying the whole family is so proud of him. prince william delivered his speech in front of a crowd of 20,000 people. it wins a castle for the coronation concert. he also praised the king's decades of service , his campaigning on of service, his campaigning on green issues and support for people of all backgrounds and faiths. the royal family attended en masse to see performances by take that katy perry and lionel richie all of which were supported by members of the military band . as my

of the military band. as my grandmother said,- c as my grandmother said, when she was crowed— grandmother said, when she was crowned coronation songs are a decoration— crowned coronation songs are a dedorodow of— crowned coronation songs are a declaration of our— crowned coronation songs are a declaration of our hopes for the future — declaration of our hopes for the future odd— declaration of our hopes for the future and ._ declaration of our hopes for the future, and i know— declaration of our hopes for the future, and i know she's up dere— future, and i know she's up were fowdw— future, and i know she's up there fondly keeping an eye on us, there fondly keeping an eye on end— there fondly keeping an eye on owd ewe-u— there fondly keeping an eye on us, and she'll be— there fondly keeping an eye on us, and she'll be a very proud moder— us, and she'll be a very proud mower .— us, and she'll be a very proud moder- ed— us, and she'll be a very proud mother. pa we— us, and she'll be a very proud mother. pa we are all so proud of wow— mother. pa we are all so proud of wow . — mother. pa we are all so proud of you . wed— mother. pa we are all so proud of you . wed .— mother. pa we are all so proud of you . well , tens- mother. pa we are all so proud of you . wc“ mother. pa we are all so proud of you . : of you. well, tens of thousands of you. well, tens of thousands of street parties have been held across the uk, which continued yesterday's celebrations as the annual event run by eden project communities said 67,000 big lunch events were planned for today. the royal family were out in force— today. the royal family were out in force to— today. the royal family were out in force to show— today. the royal family were out in force to show their— : the royal family were out in force to show their thanks . in force to show their thanks. sisters— in force to show their thanks. sisters princess— in force to show their thanks. sisters princess beatrice and eugene— sisters princess beatrice and eugene wee— sisters princess beatrice and eugenie were at— sisters princess beatrice and eugenie were at an event in buckinghamshire and the duke of edinburgh,— buckinghamshire and the duke of edinburgh, edward and his wife swede,— edinburgh, edward and his wife sopwe, stopped— edinburgh, edward and his wife sophie, stopped by a lunch in surrey.— sophie, stopped by a lunch in swwew. wed— sophie, stopped by a lunch in surrey. well wishers said the oddes— surrey. well wishers said the parties brought— surrey. well wishers said the parties brought out the best of added. — parties brought out the best of added. dds— parties brought out the best of british. it's lovely— parties brought out the best of british. c british. it's lovely to see all the people and the balloons out

and everything . yeah, excellent. and everything. yeah, excellent. it doesn't happen often enough to get people to get together and they should get a day like this. great. it's a very nice creative thing to bring us all together, to celebrate this because it's a one in a lifetime thing. i don't think i'm going to experience again. we think to experience it again. we think it's wonderful— to experience it again. we think it's wonderful that— to experience it again. we think it's wonderful that there- wit»: c {fig " we think it's wonderful that there are wit»: c 333 " we think it's wonderful that there are so mew— it's wonderful that there are so- meow—ewppow many people have come to support it many people have come to support d—ewew— many people have come to support d—ewew dod— many people have come to support d—ewew got you- many people have come to support it even got you know, it and we've even got you know, wee— it and we've even got you know, dwe— it and we've even got you know, nice fine weather— it and we've even got you know, nice fine weather after all the and— nice fine weather after all the rain. and what— nice fine weather after all the rain. and what you make of rain. and what did you make of the rain. and what did you make of doe—we— rain. and what did you make of doe—we wowed- rain. and what did you make of the—we loved-wei the coronation we loved it. we wowed— the coronation we loved it. we loved-minute— loved every minute of it, eepeddw— loved every minute of it, especially little louis especially seeing little louis deeded— especially seeing little louis deeded dee— especially seeing little louis singing the national anthem all the-wrough- — singing the national anthem all the-through. yeah,- singing the national anthem all the through. “33" c singing the national anthem all the through. v433" c the way through. yeah, it was impressed. yeah. _ the way through. yeah, it was impressed. yeah. yeah- the way through. “33" c : yeah. yeah i'm impressed. yeah. yeah i'm oewdw— impressed. yeah. yeah i'm oewdw-do- impressed. yeah. yeah i'm actually-to be- : yeah. yeah i'm actually to be british, actually proud to be british, dew-d— actually proud to be british, isn'tl? — actually proud to be british, isn'tl? dwe— actually proud to be british, isn't..7 the us- actually proud to be british, isn'tl.7 the us first- actually proud to be british, isn't .7 �*" 3: isn't it.7 the us first lady, jill biden , was one of the jill biden, was one of the special guests hosted at a big lunch by the prime minister and his wife outside downing street. recipients of the points of light award, which has been given to ordinary people doing extraordinary things for their communities, were also there, as were some ukraine refugees and their hosts as the government has defended the police response

to protests ahead of the coronation after complaints that officers went too far. 64 people were arrested , including from were arrested, including from the anti—monarchy group republic and just stop oil. amnesty international arsenal's policing expert says the metropolia police may have misused new powers granted by the public order bill, but the force insists that they acted in line with legislation and the culture secretary, lucy frazer said the new powers are there to be used. you're up to date on tv online dab plus radio and on tune in this is gb news. now it's time for headlines as. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm stephen allen. and joining me do— i'm stephen allen. and joining me do dew— i'm stephen allen. and joining me to chew and— i'm stephen allen. and joining me to chew and suck the marrow out of— me to chew and suck the marrow out of wowddw-e— me to chew and suck the marrow out of monday's newspapers is the out of monday's newspapers is we cowe— out of monday's newspapers is the cows worst— out of monday's newspapers is the cows worst enemy lewis sewoefer— the cows worst enemy lewis schaefer and _ the cows worst enemy lewis schaefer and the— the cows worst enemy lewis schaefer and the pig's best

friend— schaefer and the pig's best fdewd dood— schaefer and the pig's best friend josh howie . are you both friend josh howie. are you both dowe— friend josh howie. are you both dodwg good— friend josh howie. are you both doing good weekend so far.7 awwwwd— doing good weekend so far.7 awwwwg big— doing good weekend so far.7 anything big cut to hey, is it because— anything big cut to hey, is it because we— anything big cut to hey, is it because i'm too— anything big cut to hey, is it because i'm too bright? c: because i'm too bright? i'll myself— because i'm too bright? i'll cover myself up— because i'm too bright? i'll cover myself up there. i because i'm too bright? c: f c. quid: i don't cover myself up there. i don't think that was— cover myself up there. i don't think that was the— . c. qidi i don't think that was the problem. . c. quidzi i don't think that was the problem. is ded— think that was the problem. is deed wed— think that was the problem. is deed what u— think that was the problem. is that what it was?— think that was the problem. is that what it was? okay, fine. i got— that what it was? okay, fine. i got o— that what it was? okay, fine. i god o wowed.— that what it was? okay, fine. i got a haircut. i— that what it was? okay, fine. i got a haircut. i had a haircut. so got a haircut. i had a haircut. so u— got a haircut. i had a haircut. so if wow-e— got a haircut. i had a haircut. so if you're watching out there odd— so if you're watching out there and wow— so if you're watching out there and you don-d— so if you're watching out there and you don't like it, let me know.— and you don't like it, let me know. ._ and you don't like it, let me know. i totally— and you don't like it, let me know. i totally cut. took a udde— know. i totally cut. took a dude ow— know. i totally cut. took a little bit too off. you know. i totally cut. took a- little bit too-off. you get little bit too much off. you get your money back— little bit too much off. you get your money back on- little bit too much off. you get your money back on that- c c wt you get your money back on that one. sowe— your money back on that one. says me— your money back on that one. sowe owow— your money back on that one. says me. okay, well, that's defore— says me. okay, well, that's before we— says me. okay, well, that's before the fireworks begin. rede— before the fireworks begin. uer-e der— before the fireworks begin. were oer o— before the fireworks begin. let's get a quick check of wowdow-e— let's get a quick check of monday's pages. the let's get a quick check of- monday's-pages. the times monday's front pages. the times pa, monday's front pages. the times row we— monday's front pages. the times row we dre— monday's front pages. the times row we dd— monday's front pages. the times pa, we are all so— monday's front pages. the times pa, we are all so proud of you to pa, we are all so proud of you o de— pa, we are all so proud of you to the telegraph. _ pa, we are all so proud of you to the telegraph. pa, we are all so proud— to the telegraph. pa, we are all so proud of— to the telegraph. pa, we are all so proud or you. — to the telegraph. pa, we are all so proud of you. uidi so proud of you. there's a pattern forming mirror. granny would be so proud— pattern forming mirror. granny would be so proud ._ pattern forming mirror. granny would be so proud . well,- g granny would be so proud . well, that's would be so proud. well, that's at would be so proud. well, that's or deed— would be so proud. well, that's or deed owe— would be so proud. well, that's at least one word.— would be so proud. well, that's at least one word. different. so prodd— at least one word. different. so proud for— at least one word. different. so proud for de— at least one word. different. so proud for the guardian nhs powere— proud for the guardian nhs patients developing cancer due to patients developing cancer due ro rowd— patients developing cancer due ro word worr— patients developing cancer due ro word wdr ,— patients developing cancer due to long wait , says— patients developing cancer due to long wait, says top gp. the ai to long wait, says top gp. the ad sowe— to long wait, says top gp. the ai says britain's— to long wait, says top gp. the ai says britain's more open to ideo— ai says britain's more open to idea or— ai says britain's more open to idea of political— ai says britain's more open to idea of political king. financial— idea of political king. financial times labour set to woo voters with— financial times labour set to woo voters with vow to limit rorerdw — woo voters with vow to limit rorergp puwere— woo voters with vow to limit foreign buyers of— woo voters with vow to limit foreign buyers of uk properties. aud— foreign buyers of uk properties. add wooe— foreign buyers of uk properties. and those are— foreign buyers of uk properties. and those are your front pages .

and those are your front pages. rede— and those are your front pages. uer-e wowe— and those are your front pages. let's have more— and those are your front pages. let's have more of— and those are your front pages. let's have more of a thorough edmrworour — let's have more of a thorough examination. louis, what's the rupee— examination. louis, what's the dues deeded— examination. louis, what's the times leading with? well the rupee— times leading with? well the does do— times leading with? well the does do one— times leading with? well the times is one of— times leading with? well the times is one of those papers rowe— times is one of those papers rowe we— times is one of those papers power. we are— times is one of those papers power. we are all— times is one of those papers power. we are all so proud of wou— power. we are all so proud of you. r— power. we are all so proud of you. r don-r— power. we are all so proud of you. i don't know— power. we are all so proud of you. i don't know why you're downd— you. i don't know why you're wowed me— you. i don't know why you're having me here,— you. i don't know why you're having me here, because this is dwe— having me here, because this is due wou— having me here, because this is due you-vou— having me here, because this is like you you should not like you should you should not wowe— like you should you should not wove—dre— like you should you should not have the coronation have me during the coronation week— have me during the coronation week-r— have me during the coronation week-r om— have me during the coronation week-r are e- have me during the coronation week i am a totally anti week because i am a totally anti wondered— week because i am a totally anti monarchist.ikeep_ week because i am a totally anti monarchist. keep that. monarchist. i keep saying that. rm— monarchist. i keep saying that. pm_pm_ monarchist. i keep saying that. r-m-r-m ow- monarchist. i keep saying that. i'm i'm an american monarchist. i keep saying that. i'm most i'm an american monarchist. i keep saying that. i'm most americans american monarchist. i keep saying that. i'm most americans ameyoun and most americans are. you know,— and most americans are. you knowlwwow— and most americans are. you knowlwwow-eow- and most americans are. you know, know say americans know, i know they say americans come—drew- know, i know they say americans come—drew dol come to this country, they go, or..— come to this country, they go, ore-ro— come to this country, they go, ou-ro see— come to this country, they go, oh,-to see the- come to this country, they go, oh, to see the castles. oh, we want to see the castles. we — oh, we want to see the castles. we -eee — oh, we want to see the castles. we -eee rrwe — oh, we want to see the castles. we see the working we want to see the working mowordw. — we want to see the working monarchy. but— we want to see the working monarchy. but to me and the round— monarchy. but to me and the dune re,— monarchy. but to me and the were do, we— monarchy. but to me and the were do we r— monarchy. but to me and the thing is, it's i mean , it has thing is, it's i mean, it has a purpose— thing is, it's i mean, it has a purpose .— thing is, it's i mean, it has a purpoee . rr-e— thing is, it's i mean, it has a purpose . it's the— thing is, it's i mean, it has a purpose . it's the monarchy has purpose. it's the monarchy has a purpose— purpose. it's the monarchy has a purpoee peeouee— purpose. it's the monarchy has a purpose because the political ewerem — purpose because the political ewerem re— purpose because the political ewererr re eo— purpose because the political system is so bad— purpose because the political system is so bad in this oouwrw.— system is so bad in this eouprw. wre— system is so bad in this country. it's in- system is so bad in this country. it's in the hands of puer— country. it's in the hands of due eo— country. it's in the hands of we so few— country. it's in the hands of just so few people . i don't just so few people. i don't know.— just so few people. i don't know. you— just so few people. i don't know. you know- just so few people. i don't know. you know something? you know,— know. you know something? you know, we— know. you know something? you wwow we need— know. you know something? you know, we need a— know. you know something? you know, we need a president. is drou— know, we need a president. is door whor— know, we need a president. is that what you're— know, we need a president. is that what you're saying? no you need— that what you're saying? no you need you— that what you're saying? no you need you need— that what you're saying? no you need you need checks and balance foreee. — need you need checks and balance foreee. nude— need you need checks and balance forces. -the -check- need you need checks and balance forces. -the -check and - forces. and the only check and bounce— forces. and the only check and pounce-wou— forces. and the only check and balance-you have- forces. and the only check and balance you have in this balance that you have in this eouwrw— balance that you have in this eouwrwlrue— balance that you have in this country the stroppiness and country is the stroppiness and the irritability— country is the stroppiness and the irritability of— country is the stroppiness and the irritability of the people , the irritability of the people, the irritability of the people, we peopde— the irritability of the people, the people, the— the irritability of the people,

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because it's late. rr-e— the story? because it's late. rue—rue. - the story? because it's late. rue—rue. wo- the story? because it's late.j it's—the. no, this it's like this is the. no, this is it's like this is the. no, this do we. — it's like this is the. no, this do we. rude— it's like this is the. no, this is the. this is— it's like this is the. no, this is the. this is so- it's like this is the. no, this is the. this is so sad see is the. this is so sad to see due— is the. this is so sad to see due-wro- is the. this is so sad to see this-who waited. . is the. this is so sad to see this who waited. who this old guy who waited. who waded.— this old guy who waited. who worred. wro— this old guy who waited. who waited. who waited and talking odour— waited. who waited and talking about yourself.— waited. who waited and talking about yourself. yeah, that's. rudde— about yourself. yeah, that's. door-e why— about yourself. yeah, that's. dude who r— about yourself. yeah, that's. that's why i feel— about yourself. yeah, that's. that's why i feel so bad about it. that's why i feel so bad about dr. dre— that's why i feel so bad about rr. r-m es— that's why i feel so bad about it. i'm 65 years— that's why i feel so bad about it. i'm 65 years old. i'm just ee— it. i'm 65 years old. i'm just do, end— it. i'm 65 years old. i'm just now 66, and now— it. i'm 65 years old. i'm just now 66, and now i'm on reuewdorw.— now 66, and now i'm on. television._die. television. i'm about to die. wedde— television. i'm about to die. where we— television. i'm about to die. what's the point— television. i'm about to die. what's the point of giving a guy like what's the point of giving a guy due-keepe— what's the point of giving a guy due-weeps wou- what's the point of giving a guy like keeps you. hope you like me? he keeps you. hope you got like me? he keeps you. hope you do dworuer— like me? he keeps you. hope you gor oporuer rew— like me? he keeps you. hope you got another ten years. you'll dedu— got another ten years. you'll rrpouw ger— got another ten years. you'll finally get your— got another ten years. you'll finally get your first job. he does.— finally get your first job. he. doee—opwpodw does. he doesn't give anybody rwope. — does. he doesn't give anybody rwope. peeouee— does. he doesn't give anybody hope. because. because the hope. because. because at the erud— hope. because. because at the end-dwe— hope. because. because at the ewdlrue dow— hope. because. because at the end-the day,-don'ti end of the day, people don't ure— end of the day, people don't urwe rum.— end of the day, people don't urwe rum. r— end of the day, people don't like him. i hate— end of the day, people don't like him. i hate to say this. i weer— like him. i hate to say this. i wewr ro— like him. i hate to say this. i wewr o d— like him. i hate to say this. i wewr o o r— like him. i hate to say this. i went to a i went— like him. i hate to say this. i went to a i went to a watchamacallit. i went to a corowddow— watchamacallit. i went to a coronation street party myself. and— coronation street party myself. and r— coronation street party myself. and r edd— coronation street party myself. and r odd, why— coronation street party myself. and i said, why are we having a corowodow— and i said, why are we having a coronation street— and i said, why are we having a coronation street party? 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youe— a holiday street party. well, you-re o— a holiday street party. well, youe o rur— a holiday street party. well, youe u up guy— a holiday street party. well, you're a fun guy to bring along to you're a fun guy to bring along ro pordee— you're a fun guy to bring along to parties, aren't— you're a fun guy to bring along to parties, aren't you? why am i downd— to parties, aren't you? why am i wowed—poww- having this birthday party? wedd— having this birthday party? veep—wool yeah, no, i thought it was a corowddow— yeah, no, i thought it was a coronation thing, and then i wouud— coronation thing, and then i wouud do— coronation thing, and then i wouud go ro— coronation thing, and then i would go to and— coronation thing, and then i would go to and i'd say, listen, rye— would go to and i'd say, listen, i've experienced— would go to and i'd say, listen, i've experienced what it is to be i've experienced what it is to roe—drud- i've experienced what it is to pe—rrurrwlrel i've experienced what it is toi be _truth.is the be british. the truth is, is the guy— be british. the truth is, is the guy-worded— be british. the truth is, is the guylwowred ro— be british. the truth is, is the guy wanted to king guy he wanted to be king so paddy— guy he wanted to be king so pdduy .— guy he wanted to be king so poduy . rudde— guy he wanted to be king so badly . that's what this whole badly. that's what this whole rund— badly. that's what this whole dupe re— badly. that's what this whole thing is about.— badly. that's what this whole thing is about. he wanted be thing is about. he wanted to be wed.— thing is about. he wanted to be wed-rudde— thing is about. he wanted to be king. that's un—british . king. and that's so un—british. i king. and that's so un—british. r don-r— king. and that's so un—british. r don-r know— king. and that's so un—british. i don't know whether i'm communicating i don't know whether i'm - communicating-people i don't know whether i'm - conthere, ating-people i don't know whether i'm - conthere, atin it's - people i don't know whether i'm conthere, atin it's so people out there, but it's so un—british- out there, but it's so un—british you can't. well, his emperor.— un—british you can't. well, his ambition. yes— un—british you can't. well, his ambition. yes ambition. you keep it ambition. yes ambition. you keep rrlyoureeu— ambition. yes ambition. you keep rrlyoureeu ru— ambition. yes ambition. you keep itlyourself in this— ambition. yes ambition. you keep it yourself in this country, it to yourself in this country, you— it to yourself in this country, you rude— it to yourself in this country, you hide dr— it to yourself in this country, you hide it away— it to yourself in this country, you hide it away . when he meets you hide it away. when he meets peopde—uwe- you hide it away. when he meets peopde—uwe ,- you hide it away. when he meets people,_like , what. people, you just be like, what do-wour— people, you just be like, what do-wdwr ro— people, you just be like, what do-want to do— people, you just be like, what do want to do your do you want to do with your dred— do you want to do with your wee-donu- do you want to do with your- life?-don't know. just. life? yeah, i don't know. just. i'd like life? yeah, i don't know. just. r-d due-do— life? yeah, i don't know. just. i'd like-go-headliners.| i'd like to go with headliners. yesr_ i'd like to go with headliners. wee, wee— i'd like to go with headliners. yes, he's careers— i'd like to go with headliners. yes, he's careers advice coursewor— yes, he's careers advice counsellor ._ yes, he's careers advice counsellor. you must have had the counsellor. you must have had we eoereer— counsellor. you must have had the easiest job. _ counsellor. you must have had the easiest job. what do you worr— the easiest job. what do you wdwr ro— the easiest job. what do you wdwr o de— the easiest job. what do you want to be when— the easiest job. what do you want to be when you grow up? veep— want to be when you grow up? veep re— want to be when you grow up? veep re dwe— want to be when you grow up? yeah is the king?— want to be when you grow up? yeah is the king? yes, but he. wee— yeah is the king? yes, but he. we supposed— yeah is the king? yes, but he. he's supposed-at- yeah is the king? yes, but he. he's supposed at least he's supposed to at least prerewd— he's supposed to at least pretend-didn't- he's supposed to at least pretend didn't want it. the pretend he didn't want it. the oueew— pretend he didn't want it. the queen pretended— pretend he didn't want it. the queen pretended she. it was all dury— queen pretended she. it was all dury .— queen pretended she. it was all dury . ur— queen pretended she. it was all dury . rr weep-r— queen pretended she. it was all duty . it wasn't like she. he's duty. it wasn't like she. he's ready— duty. it wasn't like she. he's reouuy proper— duty. it wasn't like she. he's really proper into it. and he's got— really proper into it. and he's god or— really proper into it. and he's gor on agenda— really proper into it. and he's got an agenda too. and let's not got an agenda too. and let's not go down— got an agenda too. and let's not go down door— got an agenda too. and let's not go down that road.— got an agenda too. and let's not go down that road. yeah, it's going— go down that road. yeah, it's gorpg poor— go down that road. yeah, it's going back slightly the story going back slightly to the story . rue— going back slightly to the story . rue rur— going back slightly to the story . the bit that— going back slightly to the story . the bit that i'm— going back slightly to the story . the bit that i'm interested rw. — . the bit that i'm interested rw. luke— . the bit that i'm interested in. ilike finding- . the bit that i'm interested in. ilike finding out- . the bit that i'm interested

in. i like finding out what people call each other in the family. what mean? family. you know what i mean? like there's granny, like what? so there's granny, there's calls him there's parts. so he calls him pa seems doesn't seem too pa that seems doesn't seem too posh. that a pa that seems doesn't seem too posh . that a bit sort of posh. that seems a bit sort of wedde— posh. that seems a bit sort of wouowe. ou— posh. that seems a bit sort of wouowe. or, r— posh. that seems a bit sort of waltons. oh, i see.— that seems a bit sort of waltons. oh, i see. what do you edu— waltons. oh, i see. what do you our your.— waltons. oh, i see. what do you our your. — waltons. oh, i see. what do you call your. what— waltons. oh, i see. what do you call your. what do— waltons. oh, i see. what do you call your. �*fd�*irie :uiw waltons. oh, i see. what do you call your. :uiw t.3: waltons. oh, i see. what do you call your. :uiw t3 d call your. what do you call your dad? well, sorry. yeah the- call your. :uiw t3 d :3:? well, sorry. yeah the late dad? well, sorry. yeah the late dod— dad? well, sorry. yeah the late ddd. r— dad? well, sorry. yeah the late ddd. r refer— dad? well, sorry. yeah the late dad. i refer to— dad? well, sorry. yeah the late dad. i refer to him— :3:7 well, sorry. yeah the late dad. i refer to him now after deer.— dad. i refer to him now after that. rather,— dad. i refer to him now after that. rather, rather nasty covid ro— that. rather, rather nasty covid ro do— that. rather, rather nasty covid seems to do him— that. rather, rather nasty covid seems to do him in, but yeah. go,— seems to do him in, but yeah. wo, pod,— seems to do him in, but yeah. no, dad, because— seems to do him in, but yeah. no, dad, because working class , no, dad, because working class, we guer— no, dad, because working class, we we edu— no, dad, because working class, we just call him _ no, dad, because working class, we just call him dad, whereas it's we just call him dad, whereas we ody— we just call him dad, whereas it's only middle— we just call him dad, whereas it's only middle class. people erod— it's only middle class. people erorr ro— it's only middle class. people erorr ro wees— it's only middle class. people start to mess with it. pa da da. i start to mess with it. pa da da. r edu— start to mess with it. pa da da. r odd rum— start to mess with it. pa da da. i call him mine.— start to mess with it. pa da da. i call him mine. mine, sir. wedd— i call him mine. mine, sir. yeah. you're— i call him mine. mine, sir. yeah. you're close family. yeah srr. — yeah. you're close family. yeah srr. sir.— yeah. you're close family. yeah sir. sir, please.— yeah. you're close family. yeah sir. sir, please. what- yeah. you're close family. yeah sir. d :uiw sir. sir, please. what do you call your dad dead? well, he's also call your dad dead? well, he's dueo deed,— call your dad dead? well, he's also dead, but,— call your dad dead? well, he's also dead, but, i— call your dad dead? well, he's also dead, but, i mean,- t3 d :3: ::7 well, he's also dead, but, i mean, i'm errorroeeepd— also dead, but, i mean, i'm embarrassed because i didn't dunk— embarrassed because i didn't dunk dr— embarrassed because i didn't dunk rr woe— embarrassed because i didn't think it was anything of it. we used— think it was anything of it. we used ro— think it was anything of it. we used ro edu— think it was anything of it. we used to call him— think it was anything of it. we used to call him daddy and even till used to call him daddy and even dud wore— used to call him daddy and even dud were .— used to call him daddy and even dud were . vee— used to call him daddy and even till late . yes, even— used to call him daddy and even till late . yes, even motty. why till late. yes, even motty. why you— till late. yes, even motty. why you due— till late. yes, even motty. why you due ro— till late. yes, even motty. why you due o de— till late. yes, even motty. why you like to be called that now, rep-r— you like to be called that now, rep-r g,— you like to be called that now, rep-r g, erg— you like to be called that now, isn't it, big daddy? yeah moving on isn't it, big daddy? yeah moving owlwowdoy-e— isn't it, big daddy? yeah moving on monday's guardian. josh, on to monday's guardian. josh, rede— on to monday's guardian. josh, uer-e gueee— on to monday's guardian. josh, let's guess coronation. well dere— let's guess coronation. well were re— let's guess coronation. well were re d— let's guess coronation. well there is a nice— let's guess coronation. well there is a nice big photo of . there is a nice big photo of. some— there is a nice big photo of. some aeroplanes and making a pre— some aeroplanes and making a urg— some aeroplanes and making a nice big pattern— some aeroplanes and making a nice big pattern . _

some aeroplanes and making a nice big pattern . “uidzi go nice big pattern. there you go. vou— nice big pattern. there you go. you can see it there. it's actually quite nice. and you've got some crowns. you've got the funny sort of. is that? funny sort of. what is that? some sort like dress, some some sort of like dress, some sort they sort of bird thing that they wear i don't wear on their shoulders. i don't know, whatever. so they get it in there. but there's actually quite serious here. in there. but there's actually quite by;erious here. in there. but there's actually quite by the us here. in there. but there's actually quite by the way, here. in there. but there's actually quite by the way, whilste. in there. but there's actually quite by the way, whilst we're also, by the way, whilst we're just on the coronation they got a photo there penny mordaunt. a photo there of penny mordaunt. she big winner she seems to be the big winner of she seems to be the big winner or-weeweud— she seems to be the big winner of-weekend with— she seems to be the big winner of weekend with outfit of the weekend with that outfit . dds— of the weekend with that outfit . we been— of the weekend with that outfit . it's been pointed— of the weekend with that outfit . it's been pointed out- of the weekend with that outfit . it's been pointed out online a lot, looks little bit lot, but it looks a little bit like tale. if you like handmaid's tale. if you watch the tv series based on the book, but there's definitely that all very that vibe there. it's all very sort of strict and then she's carrying big and people carrying a big sword and people are where she get are saying, where did she get the arm strength? well, the upper arm strength? well, fortunately, out the upper arm strength? well, fovideo:ely, out the upper arm strength? well, fovideo that out the upper arm strength? well, fovideo that will out the upper arm strength? well, fovideo that will show out the upper arm strength? well, fovideo that will show it. out the upper arm strength? well, fovideo that will show it. no,t a video that will show it. no, there's one story saying that she's touted for pm because are we terrible as country? we that terrible as a country? yes. something. yes. they can hold something. wedd— yes. they can hold something. wed—drew.- yes. they can hold something.l we'll—then.-but we'll have them then. yeah. but she we'll have them then. yeah. but ewe-edu— we'll have them then. yeah. but ere-odd ,— we'll have them then. yeah. but she-still , wouldn't. she hold it so still, wouldn't it she hold it so still, wouldn't rr pe— she hold it so still, wouldn't rr be due— she hold it so still, wouldn't it be like liz— she hold it so still, wouldn't it be like liz truss who would guer— it be like liz truss who would due—dud- it be like liz truss who wouldi due—dud ooer just drop it and clang and cost us burrowe— just drop it and clang and cost us billions of— just drop it and clang and cost us billions of-in- just drop it and clang and cost us billions of in two us billions of pounds in two seconds.ithink_ us billions of pounds in two seconds. think you look at seconds. i think if you look at de— seconds. i think if you look at we prowe— seconds. i think if you look at the picture, there's a neck swap.— the picture, there's a neck errdp. so— the picture, there's a neck errop. so dwe— the picture, there's a neck strap. so the sword actually strap. so the sword is actually eroded— strap. so the sword is actually orrddred ro— strap. so the sword is actually attached to -thing- strap. so the sword is actually attached to thing around the attached to the thing around the week,— attached to the thing around the peer, deeuerwg— attached to the thing around the neck, accusing her— attached to the thing around the neck, accusing her cheating. neck, accusing her of cheating. oh—forl

oh wow. yes. well, good for her anyway. there an anyway. but look, there is an actual some actual news. actual we have some actual news. can it? do you can you believe it? do you remember not ready. do you remember news? not ready. do you remember news? not ready. do you remember anybody's remember the news? if anybody's been over the weekend, been watching over the weekend, we've news. we've now got some news. well, here and afraid it's here it is. and i'm afraid it's a little depressing. nhs a little bit depressing. nhs patients due patients developing cancer due to waits the top gp. to long waits says the top gp. this is professor camilla hawthorne. she's the chair of the royal college of gps and she is giving of examples of the royal college of gps and she is gilofg of examples of the royal college of gps and she is gilof peoplef examples of the royal college of gps and she is gilof people who'velles of here of people who've been waiting. they'd be waiting. normally they'd be waiting. normally they'd be waiting mere eight weeks for staff. now they've been waiting eight it's the eight months. also, it's the uncertainty try and wait uncertainty as they try and wait for their appointment and they don't know when they're going to get the pain that they get the pain relief that they need the treatment that they get the pain relief that they need ande treatment that they get the pain relief that they need and this atment that they get the pain relief that they need and this is,1ent that they get the pain relief that they need and this is, ofit that they get the pain relief that they need and this is, of course, hey need. and this is, of course, the system wheeling and the system for wheeling and deaung the system for wheeling and dealing backlog. a very dealing with the backlog. a very bonng dealing with the backlog. a very boring covid still boring but covid still still getting arguably getting over that, plus arguably underfunding or and or are you okay? jeez, is this mention is that for you? is that you've got a that for you? is that you've got o doug— that for you? is that you've got u uopg worrrwg— that for you? is that you've got a long waiting list. _ 7 is that you've got a long waiting list. d:: a long waiting list. daddy, g.gg,,_ a long waiting list. daddy, daddy, don't die a long waiting list. d:: d:: :uiw“ l : wi daddy. no, daddy, don't die. daddy. no, it's daddy, don't die. daddy. no, we you— daddy, don't die. daddy. no, it's you mentioned- d:: :uiw“ l : wi daddy. no, it's you mentioned you mentioned the it's you mentioned you mentioned rue-ord— it's you mentioned you mentioned rue-dud r— it's you mentioned you mentioned rue-dud r erod— it's you mentioned you mentioned the-and i start i— it's you mentioned you mentioned the and i start i start the nhs and i start i start reeuwg— the nhs and i start i start feeling sick.— the nhs and i start i start feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is due.— feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is rue-re— feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is rue-re dwe— feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is the. is the stupidest feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is the. new stupidest feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is the. i've everlpidest feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is the. i've ever seen;t feeling sick. erg. yeah. this is the. i've ever seen and headline i've ever seen and

maybe— headline i've ever seen and maybe we— headline i've ever seen and maybe the stupidest story. nhs powere— maybe the stupidest story. nhs patients developing cancer due to patients developing cancer due ro doug— patients developing cancer due ro uopg wdre. — patients developing cancer due to long waits. yeah, because cancer is caused— to long waits. yeah, because cancer is caused by smoking, by deodor— cancer is caused by smoking, by deorrou ,— cancer is caused by smoking, by deorrou , py— cancer is caused by smoking, by alcohol, by sugar,— cancer is caused by smoking, by alcohol, by sugar, and by wddwg— alcohol, by sugar, and by wdrrug .— alcohol, by sugar, and by worrrpg . ur— alcohol, by sugar, and by waiting . if you- alcohol, by sugar, and by waiting . if you have to wait, waiting. if you have to wait, you— waiting. if you have to wait, you wowe— waiting. if you have to wait, you have ro— waiting. if you have to wait, you have to wait— waiting. if you have to wait, you have to wait in and you're going— you have to wait in and you're gorpg ro— you have to wait in and you're gorpg ro eardr— you have to wait in and you're going to catch cancer . that's. going to catch cancer. that's. is going to catch cancer. that's. re dwar— going to catch cancer. that's. re door d— going to catch cancer. that's. is that a medical— going to catch cancer. that's. is that a medical. no, it's rowe— is that a medical. no, it's never. take medical advice from someone coughing— never. take medical advice from someone coughing up a lung. no. rude— someone coughing up a lung. no. were re,— someone coughing up a lung. no. were re, drough— someone coughing up a lung. no. this is, though it— someone coughing up a lung. no. this is, though it says you don-r— this is, though it says you don't develop— this is, though it says you don't develop cancer because youe— don't develop cancer because youe udd— don't develop cancer because youe pod d— don't develop cancer because you've had a long wait for an opporprmewr— you've had a long wait for an opporprmewr .— you've had a long wait for an appointment . your cancer is appointment. your cancer is were— appointment. your cancer is were, pur— appointment. your cancer is there, but it's— appointment. your cancer is there, but it's going to it gets worse, doesn't— there, but it's going to it gets worse, doesn't it?— there, but it's going to it gets worse, doesn't it? e g worse, doesn't it? it grows. rudde— worse, doesn't it? it grows. that's what cancer does. or it can can shrink as that's what cancer does. or it can lcan shrink as well. - can it can shrink as well. because. because can it can shrink as well.- because. because -treatment because. because with treatment 7 because. because with treatment e—rreormewr- because. because with treatment e—rredrmewr .- because. because with treatment ? treatment . there's ? no, with no treatment. there's no deemed.— ? no, with no treatment. there's no treatment. that's very , very no treatment. that's very, very common for the— no treatment. that's very, very common for the phrase if you'd powe— common for the phrase if you'd have eougur— common for the phrase if you'd have caught this— common for the phrase if you'd have caught this early, that's a wed— have caught this early, that's a weuu known— have caught this early, that's a well known phrase in cancer rungs— well known phrase in cancer drugs rpey— well known phrase in cancer things they tend _ well known phrase in cancer things they tend to not say that as things they tend to not say that do mudd— things they tend to not say that do mudr wren— things they tend to not say that as much when you've got a bad rup. — as much when you've got a bad up. our— as much when you've got a bad rup. purlrr-e— as much when you've got a bad hip. butlit's cancer,- as much when you've got a bad hip. but it's cancer, getting hip. but if it's cancer, getting it hip. but if it's cancer, getting rr-perrer. — hip. but if it's cancer, getting rr-perrer. -you- it early is better. are you reuurwg— it early is better. are you reuurwg-r-m- it early is better. are you telling i'm asking. it early is better. are you- telling-i'm asking. i'll telling me no, i'm asking. i'll redd— telling me no, i'm asking. i'll read brazier— telling me no, i'm asking. i'll read brazier question . surely read brazier question. surely you—dre- read brazier question. surely you—it's better. read brazier question. surely you—it's better toi you agree that it's better to eardr— you agree that it's better to catch cancer— you agree that it's better to catch cancer earlier? not the disease.— catch cancer earlier? not the disease ro— catch cancer earlier? not the disease. to diagnose cancer edruer— disease. to diagnose cancer edruer drow—

disease. to diagnose cancer earlier than later. change your deeme— earlier than later. change your lifestyle. because— earlier than later. change your lifestyle. because at the end of the lifestyle. because at the end of due day— lifestyle. because at the end of due doy dud— lifestyle. because at the end of we day and r— lifestyle. because at the end of the day and i don't know whether this the day and i don't know whether were re— the day and i don't know whether were re g...— the day and i don't know whether were re pug, r— the day and i don't know whether this is true, i saw— the day and i don't know whether this is true, i saw a— the day and i don't know whether this is true, i saw a youtube video— this is true, i saw a youtube video de— this is true, i saw a youtube video the other— this is true, i saw a youtube video the other day. okay, so we— video the other day. okay, so it's definitely— video the other day. okay, so it's definitely true. it might pe— it's definitely true. it might be. urged— it's definitely true. it might be. wrgpr pe— it's definitely true. it might be. might be true. 100% true. vou— be. might be true. 100% true. you know,— be. might be true. 100% true. you know, but— be. might be true. 100% true. you know, but at— be. might be true. 100% true. you know, but at end of the you know, but at the end of the day,— you know, but at the end of the day-dwe— you know, but at the end of the doylrue erud— you know, but at the end of the day,.the end of— you know, but at the end of the day,.the end of the- you know, but at the end of the day, the end of the day, day, at the end of the day, i don-r— day, at the end of the day, i don't-cancer,- day, at the end of the day, i don't cancer, cancer is don't believe cancer, cancer is owe-dunge- don't believe cancer, cancer is. one -things,-cancer. one of those things, say cancer. more— one of those things, say cancer. wore—eoueed- one of those things, say cancer. wore—eoueed pyl more i'll say it. it's caused by we— more i'll say it. it's caused by we ued— more i'll say it. it's caused by it's caused basically by euewored— it's caused basically by elevated by— it's caused basically by elevated by glucose, not caused. it's elevated by glucose, not caused. due wor— elevated by glucose, not caused. it's not caused— elevated by glucose, not caused. it's not caused glucose, but it's not caused by glucose, but guueoee— it's not caused by glucose, but guueoee re— it's not caused by glucose, but glucose is the— it's not caused by glucose, but glucose is the only thing that feede— glucose is the only thing that reedelrr— glucose is the only thing that feeds-it can't— glucose is the only thing that feeds.|t can't run- feeds it. it can't run on werouee— feeds it. it can't run on ketones-the- feeds it. it can't run on ketones the people out feeds it. it can't run on- ketones-the people out there ketones and the people out there know— ketones and the people out there know-dr— ketones and the people out there know-d r— ketones and the people out there know-if i myself— ketones and the people out there know if i myself am, i'm on know that if i myself am, i'm on a know that if i myself am, i'm on e um— know that if i myself am, i'm on e red or— know that if i myself am, i'm on a i'm on an a cancer— know that if i myself am, i'm on a i'm on an a cancer diet, which is a i'm on an a cancer diet, which do how— a i'm on an a cancer diet, which do how mudd— a i'm on an a cancer diet, which do how mudr dre— a i'm on an a cancer diet, which is how much are you— a i'm on an a cancer diet, which is how much are you eating ? i'm is how much are you eating? i'm dying— is how much are you eating? i'm rryrpg wor— is how much are you eating? i'm rryrpg por ro— is how much are you eating? i'm rryrpg por ro eer— is how much are you eating? i'm trying not to eat any sugar at all trying not to eat any sugar at our oe— trying not to eat any sugar at ed as dr— trying not to eat any sugar at ed as d .,_ trying not to eat any sugar at ed as d ., r— trying not to eat any sugar at all as if i, i don't— trying not to eat any sugar at all as if i, i don't want to endorse— all as if i, i don't want to criticise your— all as if i, i don't want to criticise your hosting , but if criticise your hosting, but if i woerrrrg— criticise your hosting, but if i woerrrrg r— criticise your hosting, but if i was hosting i would have stopped rum. — was hosting i would have stopped rum. we.— was hosting i would have stopped rum. do. r— was hosting i would have stopped him. no, i always— was hosting i would have stopped him. no, i always i— was hosting i would have stopped him. \wuiw was hosting i would have stopped him. up; 13 it luil him. no, i always i always let him. no, i always i always let him go because i always think at some point he'll say something that means allowed back that means he's not allowed back and work rest and it's more work for the rest of us. oh, it? 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think this is a really interesting development. don't interesting development. i don't know that interesting development. i don't know to that interesting development. i don't know to prove that that interesting development. i don't know to prove that youthat interesting development. i don't know to prove that you were interesting development. i don't knovexhausted that you were interesting development. i don't knovexhausted ,tat you were interesting development. i don't knovexhausted , but/ou were interesting development. i don't knovexhausted , but iwu were interesting development. i don't knovexhausted , but i thinke that exhausted, but i think it's an yeah, mean, all an interesting yeah, i mean, all they measure is the hormone they can measure is the hormone levels in your blood. whether they levels in your blood. whether ruey-uww— levels in your blood. whether rrrey-urw dr- levels in your blood. whether they-link it to - levels in your blood. whether they-link it to knowi they can then link it to know how— they can then link it to know wow-you— they can then link it to know wow-you - how tired you were. yeah. ueeouee— how tired you were. yeah.- because—particularly because if you have particularly rugb— because if you have particularly rogue—worde- high, i'll go and watch a vourupe— high, i'll go and watch a youtube video. high, i'll go and watch a youtube video. c: high, i'll go and watch a youtube video. :: w:duil t youtube video. i'll get back to you. i can rip up paper as well. lewis okay. truth is the lewis okay. the truth is the dude — lewis okay. the truth is the dude l r — lewis okay. the truth is the truth ii will— lewis okay. the truth is the truth ii will stop- lewis okay. the truth is the truth-i will stop you- [ngng the truth is the truth i will stop you on this truth is i will stop you on this one because -you - truth is i will stop you on this one because you do a one because really, you do a pouree— one because really, you do a pouree erode. — one because really, you do a police state. i'll— one because really, you do a police state. i'll let you had a rudd— police state. i'll let you had a dud go— police state. i'll let you had a dud go or— police state. i'll let you had a full go at-other- police state. i'll let you had a full go at other one. it's full go at the other one. it's dwe— full go at the other one. it's rrwelwewe— full go at the other one. it's the i news - lewis - full go at the other one. it's the news lewis and the i news next. lewis and where— the i news next. lewis and whore-rowe- the i news next. lewis and what's take world what's their take on world ewewree— what's their take on world evened-dr- what's their take on world events? it involves sugar. what's their take on world event britain it involves sugar. what's their take on world event britain britain lves sugar. what's their take on world event britain britain more ugar. what's their take on world event britain britain more open well, britain britain more open to well, britain britain more open ro-rded— well, britain britain more open ro-rdeo or— well, britain britain more open ro-rdeo or d— well, britain britain more open to idea of a political king. to the idea of a political king. aud— to the idea of a political king. dud-re— to the idea of a political king. and-is another- to the idea of a political king. and is another one of these and this is another one of these poure— and this is another one of these pouue where— and this is another one of these polls where they— and this is another one of these polls where they ask the people, whor— polls where they ask the people, weer-drey— polls where they ask the people, what-they-about- polls where they ask the people, what they about the what do they think about the drug—rud- what do they think about the drug—dud rrweyi king and they say that they don-r— king and they say that they dour-dr— king and they say that they dow-r-rr-wrwg- don't mind if the king makes a pounded— don't mind if the king makes a political statement, but they don-r— political statement, but they dour-whor— political statement, but they don't what political don't say what political statement— don't say what political statement they king statement they want the king to more.— statement they want the king to more—dud. - statement they want the king toi make._that. yeah, make. they don't say that. yeah, ruey— make. they don't say that. yeah, ruey-wree— make. they don't say that. yeah, ruey-wreeleoy,- make. they don't say that. yeah, they-nicelsay, oh,- they say it's nice to say, oh, we— they say it's nice to say, oh, we worr— they say it's nice to say, oh, we weer-krug- they say it's nice to say, oh, we want-king to- they say it's nice to say, oh, we want king to say stuff. we want the king to say stuff. he we want the king to say stuff. we seeme— we want the king to say stuff. he seems like— we want the king to say stuff. he seems like a— we want the king to say stuff. he seems like a smart guy. let wru— he seems like a smart guy. let rum-we— he seems like a smart guy. let rum-we wor- he seems like a smart guy. let him-it's not right- him say stuff. it's not right for-vou— him say stuff. it's not right for-you know,- him say stuff. it's not right for you know, the king. for it. you know, he's the king. he for it. you know, he's the king. ue-ued— for it. you know, he's the king. ue-ued ro- for it. you know, he's the king. ue-ued ro ody- for it. you know, he's the king. he led to say stuff. he should be led to say stuff. dur— he should be led to say stuff. our-erud— he should be led to say stuff. our-endure- he should be led to say stuff. but-endlthe day,- but at the end of the day, wopody— but at the end of the day, nobody wants— but at the end of the day, nobody wants him to say stuff dwar— nobody wants him to say stuff door—ogree- nobody wants him to say stuff that—agree with.- nobody wants him to say stuff that agree with. it's that they don't agree with. it's ody— that they don't agree with. it's oudy-o— that they don't agree with. it's only,-a fantastic- only, oh, that's a fantastic porwr. — only, oh, that's a fantastic point. -exactly-

only, oh, that's a fantastic point. -exactly it.i point. that's exactly it. certainly here certainly they're saying here the seconds especially the under 25 seconds especially want . well, the want him to speak. well, the under 25 is arguably are the worst world for worst people in the world for heanng worst people in the world for hearing dissenting actual hearing a dissenting actual opinion, which is why they had to station to set up a tv station specifically arnie, so that there might be some different views out there . so, yeah, this views out there. so, yeah, this makes no sense. but the point. well done. thank you. thank you. were— well done. thank you. thank you. were you— well done. thank you. thank you. were you go.— well done. thank you. thank you. were you go. r— well done. thank you. thank you. there you go. i pulled it right our.— there you go. i pulled it right our. err— there you go. i pulled it right out. bit condescending. also but deo— out. bit condescending. also but oueo-ruoee— out. bit condescending. also but also-those-25,. also the also those under 25, wooe— also the also those under 25, rpoee young— also the also those under 25, those young kids.— also the also those under 25, those young kids. right. the wing— those young kids. right. the ppm-speaks- those young kids. right. the king-speaks for- those young kids. right. the king speaks for those king actually speaks for those young— king actually speaks for those young udde— king actually speaks for those young kids because in the young kids because he's in the deep,— young kids because he's in the deep—or— young kids because he's in the deep—or dre- young kids because he's in thei deep,_of the world deep, deep pocket of the world economic . he— deep, deep pocket of the world economic . he was- deep, deep pocket of the world economic . wi d qwidzi economic. he was so good there for a second, wasn't he? and then it all just but then it all just went. but although there people although there are people online, obviously, who agree with there's a little with you, there's also a little thing here at the bottom, the guardians problem with anti—semitism, wilful ignorance. i just thought i'd throw that out know why out there. i don't know why i threw that out there. yeah, i don't want to hear your version of this one of balanced panel on this one friday. it's friday, so i'm jumping— friday. it's friday, so i'm rumprpg-or- d :3 it's friday, so i'm jumping of myself friday. it's friday, so i'm. jumping-of myself for friday. it's friday, so i'm- jumping-of myself for here jumping ahead of myself for here monday-e— jumping ahead of myself for here monday's—joshl monday's financial times. josh row— talk us through their editorial dworeee— choices. well, there's some rwrereedrrg— choices. well, there's somei interesting—uk, choices. well, there's some- interesting_uk, the interesting things. the uk, the us interesting things. the uk, the us reces— interesting things. the uk, the us faces constitutional crisis over the debt ceiling deadlock. this is actually the worst

situation in and situation they've been in and they've this point they've never got to this point before history . so before within their history. so this you know, they always this is, you know, they always do we're do this thing where we're running and then running out of money and then the and the the democrats and the republicans, it's this republicans, it's always this sort and who's going sort of standoff and who's going to now to blink first. but now they would actually be breaking their own a june, the own laws. so it's a june, the first where really first deadline where they really will it's not will not be able to it's not that can't pay their own that they can't pay their own members government, but they members of government, but they won't the debt on won't be able to pay the debt on their and if do their country. and if they do that, goes . that, then their currency goes. so it's a big deal. a big deal. urerew— so it's a big deal. a big deal. urerew rm— so it's a big deal. a big deal. listen, i'm no— so it's a big deal. a big deal. listen, i'm no expert in this when— listen, i'm no expert in this wuewleomee— listen, i'm no expert in this whenlcomes to- listen, i'm no expert in this when comes to money. i am not when it comes to money. i am not an when it comes to money. i am not or exped— when it comes to money. i am not up experr. wowe— when it comes to money. i am not up experr. have you— when it comes to money. i am not an expert. have you not watched the an expert. have you not watched rrwe vourupe— an expert. have you not watched rrwe vourupe-r— an expert. have you not watched the youtube i haven't the youtube video? i haven't worded— the youtube video? i haven't wordwe r— the youtube video? i haven't watche i- about- the youtube video? i haven't watche i about this. but maybe i should about this. but the maybe i should about this. but due duru— maybe i should about this. but due rrudr re,— maybe i should about this. but the truth is, i— maybe i should about this. but the truth is, i don't think it is the truth is, i don't think it re d— the truth is, i don't think it is a constitutional crisis. what it is a constitutional crisis. what rr-ruere-e— is a constitutional crisis. what rr-ruere-e wo- it is, is it's there's no were-e— it is, is it's there's no there's nothing in the constitution- there's nothing in the constitution about the executive wondr— constitution about the executive proper for— constitution about the executive branch for allowing the legislature _ branch for allowing the legislature to raise the debt drew.— legislature to raise the debt limit. there's— legislature to raise the debt limit. there's nothing in it. and— limit. there's nothing in it. and basically— limit. there's nothing in it. and basically they're saying if it and basically they're saying if d dew-r— and basically they're saying if it isn't extended— and basically they're saying if it isn't extended through the wru— it isn't extended through the wruu or— it isn't extended through the wruu or due— it isn't extended through the will of the legislature here, drew— will of the legislature here, drew dwe— will of the legislature here, then the country goes into derouur. — then the country goes into default. that's— then the country goes into default. that's not a constitutional crisis. that's an

economic crisis— constitutional crisis. that's an economic crisis ._ constitutional crisis. that's an economic crisis . the money might economic crisis. the money might go ro— economic crisis. the money might go o por— economic crisis. the money might go o por .— economic crisis. the money might go o por . eur— economic crisis. the money might go to pot . but this— economic crisis. the money might go to pot . but this is not go to pot. but this is not a constitutional— go to pot. but this is not a constitutional ._ go to pot. but this is not a constitutional . we found the one constitutional. we found the one supp-eer— constitutional. we found the one eupr-eer dwar— constitutional. we found the one eupreer door you — constitutional. we found the one subject that you know more than us wedged— subject that you know more than us mrgur pe— subject that you know more than us might be about— subject that you know more than us might be about. subject that you know more than us might be about . quidzi us might be about. so there is doo— us might be about. so there is also another little interesting article, because i don't like the idea of louis no more than me about something weird words. and sounds sounded like it and he sounds sounded like it made sense and everything . he made sense and everything. he was coherent. can i. can i was so coherent. can i. can i just tell you something- tdi c3" can i just tell you something ? i'll just tell you something? i'll rowe— just tell you something? i'll rake-rop— just tell you something? i'll take -job, josh - just tell you something? i'll take job, josh okay. do i take your job, josh okay. do i drove— take your job, josh okay. do i wove—your- take yourjob, josh okay. do ii drove—your rop take yourjob, josh okay. do i. drove—your rop re take yourjob, josh okay. do i. woody—your job is take yourjob, josh okay. do i. ha say that—your job is take your job, josh okay. do i ha say that i'm your job is take your job, josh okay. do i ha say that i'm full your job is take your job, josh okay. do i ha say that i'm full of your job is take your job, josh okay. do i ha say that i'm full of itwur job is take your job, josh okay. do i ha say that i'm full of it andib is to say that i'm full of it and dwar— to say that i'm full of it and that sounded— to say that i'm full of it and that sounded good. :uiw“ l that sounded good. i don't know whor— that sounded good. i don't know what said, but it sounded what you said, but it sounded ruin ruin it. no, i ruin it. please ruin it. no, i have to ruin it because- i i i l no,i have to ruin it because i'm not r-m por— have to ruin it because i'm not sure. i'm not sure— have to ruin it because i'm not sure. i'm not sure that i'm rrgur— sure. i'm not sure that i'm rigor-due,- sure. i'm not sure that i'm right-this,-i'ml sure. i'm not sure that i'm. right-this,-i'm i'm right about this, but i'm i'm downg— right about this, but i'm i'm rowing-dw— right about this, but i'm i'm having an inkling. it's an having a of an inkling. it's an audio.— having a of an inkling. it's an audio. please— having a of an inkling. it's an audio. please contact us and red— audio. please contact us and red-due. — audio. please contact us and tell-this. louis- audio. please contact us and tell-this. louis is- audio. please contact us and tell this. g tell us this. louis is right, because pretty because it sounded pretty good to other headline , they to me. the other headline, they got to voters got labour set to woo voters with limit foreign with vow to limit foreign buyers of i think of uk properties. this, i think will actually be. it's an interesting one because we're sort so determined sort of so determined as a country in foreign country to bring in foreign investment. we're the investment. we're sort of the argument those argument is we've got all those or we had all the russian billionaire years and the billionaire years and all the different people middle

different people from the middle east and the idea is to sort of maybe make this obviously for the voters and certainly what they're about is having they're talking about is having a stamp duty that they have to pay- a stamp duty that they have to pay. but also thing is like first time buyers. but the thing is, foreign investor or those billionaires aren't necessarily buying first time two bedroom flats in wherever they're buying the big multi billion. no that's not true. can i can— the big multi billion. no that's not true. can i can i— the big multi billion. no that's not true. can i can i just- jug lluiw" no that's not true. can i can i just say dred— not true. can i can i just say dupe eddy.— not true. can i can i just say this? okay. please. this this wru— this? okay. please. this this wruu newer— this? okay. please. this this will never happen because like in will never happen because like rw dese— will never happen because like we rueee ru— will never happen because like in these in every— will never happen because like in these in every single eouwdu— in these in every single council, every- in these in every single council, every single borough , council, every single borough, ruey— council, every single borough, rpey ger— council, every single borough, rpey ger drew— council, every single borough, they get their money from taking in international— they get their money from taking in international investment money— in international investment money and— in international investment money and building tower blocks. rndr-e— money and building tower blocks. were wny— money and building tower blocks. were wny du— money and building tower blocks. that's why all of— money and building tower blocks. that's why all of london is one gredr— that's why all of london is one greor urg— that's why all of london is one greor pug rower— that's why all of london is one great big tower block in my porougn— great big tower block in my borough, southwark. they pudding— borough, southwark. they purudrng on— borough, southwark. they building on parks on green eoeeep— building on parks on green spaces, on playgrounds , every spaces, on playgrounds, every unde— spaces, on playgrounds, every little corner.— spaces, on playgrounds, every little corner. so— spaces, on playgrounds, every little corner. so the council is due— little corner. so the council is either building— little corner. so the council is either building it— little corner. so the council is either building it themselves or growing— either building it themselves or allowing foreign— either building it themselves or allowing foreign companies to pudd— allowing foreign companies to purud ngnre— allowing foreign companies to build right? and— allowing foreign companies to build right? and then selling rnoee— build right? and then selling dose on— build right? and then selling those off for— build right? and then selling those off for profit. so this wru— those off for profit. so this wruu nee— those off for profit. so this will never happen. this is two

pron,— will never happen. this is two erory, rwo— will never happen. this is two story, two stories— will never happen. this is two story, two stories where he eoude— story, two stories where he sounds really— story, two stories where he sounds really coherent and eddy— sounds really coherent and really makes— sounds really coherent and really makes a— sounds really coherent and really makes a solid argument. i'm really makes a solid argument. r-n eroding— really makes a solid argument. r-n eronrng ro— really makes a solid argument. i'm starting to think this has been— i'm starting to think this has been due— i'm starting to think this has been due o— i'm starting to think this has been like a freaky friday thing. and— been like a freaky friday thing. and-node— been like a freaky friday thing. and-madelwish.- been like a freaky friday thing. and made wish. louis. /uiw. been like a freaky friday thing. anw made wish. louis. /uiw. been like a freaky friday thing. anw e wish. louis. /uiw. been like a freaky friday thing. an ui;h. louis. /uiw. been like a freaky friday thing. anw di “uidzi jls. /uiw. been like a freaky friday thing. do know why you're here. yeah. you're here to make sense. you're not here to make sense. okay stop it. that puts the non— okay stop it. that puts the rronr pogee— okay stop it. that puts the front pages to— okay stop it. that puts the front pages to bed,- e that puts the front pages to bed, but make you— front pages to bed, but make sure you come back for part two. we sure you come back for part two. we wru— sure you come back for part two. we wruu und— sure you come back for part two. we will find-how— sure you come back for part two. we will find how much we we will find out how much we spend— we will find out how much we spend on— we will find out how much we spend on we— we will find out how much we spend on the king's big day. and why— spend on the king's big day. and wny ore— spend on the king's big day. and wny rne— spend on the king's big day. and why are the police— spend on the king's big day. and why are the police arresting wrrn— why are the police arresting women with rape alarms? we'll see women with rape alarms? we'll you—

l you're listening to gb time. you're listening to gb wewe— time. you're listening to gb wewe rodo— time. you're listening to gb news radio .— time. you're listening to gb news radio . _ l you're listening to gb news radio . t t news radio. welcome back to headliners. i'm your host, stephen allen. and joining me tonight is the borscht belt version of the krankies . it's version of the krankies. it's lewis schaefer plus and josh howie divided , kicking off with howie divided, kicking off with mondays , times, lewis and the mondays, times, lewis and the coronation. his face will be on our money, but how much of it is he just spent? well, he's we don't you know we don't know. they and much of they don't know. and how much of the thing costs is how the whole thing costs is how much did the king's coronation cost and according

cost and who pays? and according to times in this , it costs to the times in this, it costs between £100 million and £250 million. and they said, oh, don't worry about it. it's only one and a half pounds per person. and but the fact is, is thatis person. and but the fact is, is that is that he's the king. it's i mean, you know, it is with these people. they steal the money and then they give it back to you a little bit through a parade. and josh, good value for money. i don't know, £1.50, money. well i don't know, £1.50, they say, oh, it's just you know, like, oh, it's know, they go like, oh, it's just know, it's a tin just like a you know, it's a tin of baked beans. yeah. the real eeonddu— of baked beans. yeah. the real eeondou nee— of baked beans. yeah. the real scandal here is— of baked beans. yeah. the real scandal here is how— : yeah. the real scandal here is how much it eoere— scandal here is how much it eoerelo— scandal here is how much it ooerelo wn— scandal here is how much it costs-a tin-baked- scandal here is how much it costs a tin baked beans. costs for a tin of baked beans. n-e— costs for a tin of baked beans. no free— costs for a tin of baked beans. it's £1.50 -when- costs for a tin of baked beans. it's £1.50 when did that it's £1.50 now, when did that noppene— it's £1.50 now, when did that noppene-rne- it's £1.50 now, when did that happen? the thing it's £1.50 now, when did that. happen?-the thing is happen? so i think the thing is rney-re—n— happen? so i think the thing is rney-re—n rney- they're if they do, if they don-r.— they're if they do, if they don't. lterms- they're if they do, if they don't. terms the they're if they do, if they don't. ltermslthe of don't. in terms of the size of it. don't. in terms of the size of in and— don't. in terms of the size of in and rney-re— don't. in terms of the size of it. and they're arguing it. and they're actually arguing rnor— it. and they're actually arguing that relative— it. and they're actually arguing that relative to— it. and they're actually arguing that relative to the economy, rnre—d— that relative to the economy, rnre—d very- this is actually a very parsimonious i'm just throwing in parsimonious i'm just throwing rn-prg— parsimonious i'm just throwing rn-prg-rnd— parsimonious i'm just throwing rn-prg-rnd r- parsimonious i'm just throwing in big that i looked up in my big word that i looked up before— in my big word that i looked up before we— in my big word that i looked up before the show. _ in my big word that i looked up before the show. they're a coronation.— before the show. they're a coronation-was- before the show. they're a coronation. was less than coronation. so it was less than a coronation. so it was less than o dor— coronation. so it was less than d or or— coronation. so it was less than d or or one— coronation. so it was less than a lot of other coronations. and or— a lot of other coronations. and or we— a lot of other coronations. and one of the-ever,- a lot of other coronations. and one of the ever, really. one of the most ever, really. nur— one of the most ever, really. our dr— one of the most ever, really. our or we— one of the most ever, really. but at the-time,- one of the most ever, really. but at the -time, i- one of the most ever, really. but at the time, i don't but at the same time, i don't know.— but at the same time, i don't know. our— but at the same time, i don't know. but then— but at the same time, i don't know. but then they're also orgurng— know. but then they're also orgurng une— know. but then they're also arguing the three day weekend.

rney-re— arguing the three day weekend. rney-re eoyrng— arguing the three day weekend. they're saying that that's wnor-e— they're saying that that's wnode—ro i they're saying that that's. what's—to lose what's really going to lose the. eonoy —nowng economy. money because having a penn— economy. money because having a pond—rney-re- bank holiday. but then they're deo— bank holiday. but then they're dueo-rndr— bank holiday. but then they're also -that we're- bank holiday. but then they're also that we're going to also arguing that we're going to rney-re— also arguing that we're going to rney-re-uwe — also arguing that we're going to they're-like 70- also arguing that we're going to they're-like 70 on- they're selling like 70 on monday— they're selling like 70 on monday .— they're selling like 70 on monday . wre— they're selling like 70 on monday . it's going to be £71 monday. it's going to be £71 nruuon— monday. it's going to be £71 nruuon re— monday. it's going to be £71 million is generates a boost to the million is generates a boost to we pude— million is generates a boost to we pupe une— million is generates a boost to the pubs like the— million is generates a boost to the pubs like the amount of pie rnor-e— the pubs like the amount of pie were one— the pubs like the amount of pie rnor-e prnr— the pubs like the amount of pie that's one pint in— the pubs like the amount of pie that's one pint in london, by rne— that's one pint in london, by we way.— that's one pint in london, by we woy. redn— that's one pint in london, by the way. yeah is— that's one pint in london, by the way. yeah is that how much. rundo— the way. yeah is that how much. were now— the way. yeah is that how much. that's how much— the way. yeah is that how much. that's how much a— the way. yeah is that how much. that's how much a pie— the way. yeah is that how much. that's how much a pie costs. but you know the thing is they say that tourism and that it's good for tourism and that's british people that's what the british people always an operating always say, that an operating royal family, steve, is good for tourism. and think i think tourism. and i think i think that's why i recommend, you know, some of the know, maybe some of the concentration camps in poland. they can get regoing again because it would be good for tourism in poland, maybe in rwanda, get people hacking each other to death because it would be good to how it's quite jump be good to how it's quite a jump . yeah. what is going on in your brain ? because because basically brain? because because basically what given up is what you've given up is democracy for the sake of tourism , you're creating an tourism, you're creating an elite , you're having an elitist elite, you're having an elitist culture. oh, elite, you're having an elitist culture . oh, my god. can we just culture. oh, my god. can we just not culture. oh, my god. can we just nor pung— culture. oh, my god. can we just nor pnng up— culture. oh, my god. can we just nor pnng up rne— em di oh, my god. can we just not bring up the holocaust {3111 oh, my god. can we just not bring up the holocaust for 111 not bring up the holocaust for rrr or— not bring up the holocaust for rrr or weed— not bring up the holocaust for

111 of these? you— not bring up the holocaust for 111 of these? you mentioned that word. — 111 of these? you mentioned that word. r— 111 of these? you mentioned that word. r drdn-r— 111 of these? you mentioned that word. i didn't talk— 111 of these? you mentioned that word. : : i l 111 of these? you mentioned that word. i l word. i didn't talk about that. what are talking about? what are you talking about? didn't not mention didn't mention did not mention poland. you talking poland. what are you talking about? didn't that. about? i did. i didn't say that. you said in poland. you just said camps in poland. but i didn't i didn't the but i didn't i didn't use the h word. oh, my god. i suppose in his there are other kind his defence there are other kind of know that's not of camps, but we know that's not what he meant. no. yeah. what i'm what think i'm saying is. what do you think about what i'm saying? i'm saying think it's a saying that it's. i think it's a lot give up. you don't know lot to give up. you don't know what i'm thinking about. what? for tourists. well, kind what i'm thinking about. what? fo relate)urists. well, kind what i'm thinking about. what? fo relate toists. well, kind what i'm thinking about. what? fo relate to this. nell, kind what i'm thinking about. what? fo relate to this. it's., kind what i'm thinking about. what? fo relate to this. it's another of relate to this. it's another numbers with this numbers story to do with this monday's howie . and what monday's i josh howie. and what were the tv like for the were the tv ratings like for the coronation it mean coronation and does it mean he gets series they're going gets a series they're not going to as that last clip to be as much as that last clip that louis said so 18.8 million viewers is millions . this viewers which is millions. this is how they were. so you- is how they were. so you could feed— is how they were. so you could reed-oe— is how they were. so you could reed-do rney- is how they were. so you could feel- as they wrote - is how they were. so you could feel as they wrote this feel the glee as they wrote this nruuone— feel the glee as they wrote this was millions -than- feel the glee as they wrote this was millions than tuned in was millions fewer than tuned in for rne— was millions fewer than tuned in for the funeral— was millions fewer than tuned in for the funeral of— was millions fewer than tuned in for the funeral of the late gueen — for the funeral of the late gueen rn— for the funeral of the late queen in september. so how did you guys— queen in september. so how did you guye weren— queen in september. so how did you guys watch it?— queen in september. so how did you guys watch it? i didn't weren— you guys watch it? i didn't weren. vou— you guys watch it? i didn't watch. you know , i saw clips watch. you know, i saw clips onune— watch. you know, i saw clips onune end— watch. you know, i saw clips online and stuff— watch. you know, i saw clips online and stuff .- watch. you know, i saw clips online and stuff . obviously, online and stuff. obviously, i werened— online and stuff. obviously, i werened dr— online and stuff. obviously, i watched it here. _ online and stuff. obviously, i watched it here. so what i'm rowing— watched it here. so what i'm talking about,— watched it here. so what i'm talking about, i— watched it here. so what i'm talking about, i was glued to gb wewe— talking about, i was glued to gb news fantastic— talking about, i was glued to gb news fantastic coverage of it. our— news fantastic coverage of it. our yeon— news fantastic coverage of it. but yeah, that's— news fantastic coverage of it. but yeah, that's a—

news fantastic coverage of it. but yeah, that's a lot less. undr— but yeah, that's a lot less. we eeerne— but yeah, that's a lot less. that seems to— but yeah, that's a lot less. that seems to be considerably deep.— that seems to be considerably ueee. neopre— that seems to be considerably less. people see— that seems to be considerably less. people see it, but then i rnrnw— less. people see it, but then i rnrnw wnen— less. people see it, but then i think when you— less. people see it, but then i think when you factor in what's going— think when you factor in what's gorng on— think when you factor in what's going on around— think when you factor in what's going on around the world, i rnrnw— going on around the world, i rnrnw dr— going on around the world, i think it feels— going on around the world, i think it feels like the world was more interested than maybe redn— was more interested than maybe ween rneee— was more interested than maybe yeah, these are— was more interested than maybe yeah, these are figures yeah, these are just uk figures rnougn. — yeah, these are just uk figures rnougn. r— yeah, these are just uk figures rnougn. r guess— yeah, these are just uk figures though. i guess if— yeah, these are just uk figures though. 3 �*" di though. i guess if they're from barb. barb tv viewing barb. these are barb tv viewing figures, more barb. these are barb tv viewing figures,watch more barb. these are barb tv viewing figures,watch in more barb. these are barb tv viewing figures,watch in september as people watch tv in september as well. there but you well. so there is that. but you know, go out and have know, you can go out and have a dnnk know, you can go out and have a drink rather than it on drink rather than watch it on telly, which i guess happened. but also it's less an but also it's less of an important was important change. like he was already. last week and the already. king last week and the week is just week before. this is just changing a status, changing a bit of status, whereas the queen dying, it's a stark contrast, but also also there was very little drama in this coronation. we didn't we actually knew who was going to be king. maybe if there was if there was different choices available and maybe the audience could vote of who kind of like britain's talent. yeah so britain's got talent. yeah so everybody it was this guy. everybody knew it was this guy. golden buzzer . and i hate to say golden buzzer. and i hate to say it is an older man. nobody's interested in this guy. he's so old. can i just say that i actually genuinely when i started reading this, when it

said coronation tv ratings, i misread coronation street misread it as coronation street . ireally misread it as coronation street . i really thought this. that's wnor— . i really thought this. that's wndr rne— . i really thought this. that's what this article— i really thought this. that's what this article was about. you got what this article was about. you gor zo— what this article was about. you got 20 million?— what this article was about. you got 20 million? yeah. i was dwe— got 20 million? yeah. i was dike-wor— got 20 million? yeah. i was like,-that was- got 20 million? yeah. i was like,-that was a- got 20 million? yeah. i was like, that was a good like, is it that was a good epreode— like, is it that was a good episode mondays like, is it that was a good- episode-mondays telegraph episode on two mondays telegraph nope— episode on two mondays telegraph nope-were— episode on two mondays telegraph nope-were-dr- episode on two mondays telegraph rape -were - at the l rape alarms were a worry at the coronodon. — rape alarms were a worry at the coronation. i've— rape alarms were a worry at the coronation. : coronation. i've never heard one. what sound like? one. what do they sound like? louis well , one. what do they sound like? louis well, anyway , one. what do they sound like? louis well , anyway , they. the louis well, anyway, they. the met police in coronation row after women's safety volunteers with rape alarms arrested and this is an interesting story because they they they arrested these volunteers handing out these volunteers handing out these kind of alarms. i don't want to use that word again, handing out these alarms in the morning hours of soho during the coronation, they thought coronation, because they thought they used to they were going to be used to disrupt and to create disrupt horses and to create chaos during the parade, raping horses by by republicans. not not american republicans, by british republicans is which just shows the overreach of the police. now that they're going to that they're taking away whistles and noisemakers from people, not guns or bombs. and

you have 50 other people- you have 50 other people needed— you have 50 other people arrested as— you have 50 other people arrested as well during. but rney— arrested as well during. but now our— arrested as well during. but now our rund— arrested as well during. but they but that wasn't the truth. the truth was, is that they were working westminster council. working for westminster council. that's crazy . they would working for westminster council. thatlike azy . they would working for westminster council. thatlike regular they would working for westminster council. thatlike regular people, would working for westminster council. thatlike regular people, which just like regular people, which is two in the morning. they're trying to say they're - i 3 they're trying to say they're trying to proreer—wno i trying to say they're trying to protect _who be protect young women who might be rnepnored— protect young women who might be inebriated-make_ protect young women who might be inebriated make their inebriated as they make their way— inebriated as they make their way-or— inebriated as they make their way-or whatever,- inebriated as they make their way or whatever, giving out way home or whatever, giving out rneee— way home or whatever, giving out rneee rope— way home or whatever, giving out rneee rope wore.— way home or whatever, giving out these rape lots. and the police newe— these rape lots. and the police have arrested _ these rape lots. and the police have arrested three have arrested these three peopue. — have arrested these three people. one of them came out of jail people. one of them came out of red rarer— people. one of them came out of red udder eryrng— people. one of them came out of jail later crying and— people. one of them came out of jail later crying and whatnot. i dre— jail later crying and whatnot. i mean, it's mental.— jail later crying and whatnot. i mean, it's mental. they're wouunreere— mean, it's mental. they're volunteers yeah. then volunteers. yeah. and then the pouree—no- volunteers. yeah. and then the pouree—no .- volunteers. yeah. and then the police-no , we've. volunteers. yeah. and then the police no , we've got police are going, no, we've got to police are going, no, we've got ro-n-e— police are going, no, we've got ro-n-e doe.— police are going, no, we've got to-it's like,-on,. to arrest. it's like, come on, guys,— to arrest. it's like, come on, guye—neret guys, use your brains here, pueoee. — guys, use your brains here, pueoee. .rne- guys, use your brains here,l please. .the interesting please. part the interesting thing that when they thing might be that when they say weren't misusing any of say they weren't misusing any of these laws, they're these new laws, they're probably right. the new right. because within the new anti—protest laws, you can arrest someone for having something that could cause a disturbance, which could be that the problem could be anything they could arrested for my they could be arrested for my mouth . that's that's a mouth. that's no, that's not a could good looking at the independent josh even after the local elections, labour realises that it's not in the bag. they're labour . they could still they're labour. they could still mess this up. oh, they certainly could, but that's labour.

confident, but not could, but that's labour. - confident, but not complacent. of confident, but not complacent. or-eueodon- confident, but not complacent. of-election win- confident, but not complacent. of-election win as. of a general election win as prenu— of a general election win as brexit backers— of a general election win as brexit backers returned the brexit backers returned to the party _ brexit backers returned to the pony. -re— brexit backers returned to the party. is somewhat party. so this is somewhat rnrereedng— party. so this is somewhat interesting in— party. so this is somewhat interesting in that yeah, rnere-e— interesting in that yeah, there's lots— interesting in that yeah, there's lots of- interesting in that yeah, there's lots of evidence across rne— there's lots of evidence across rne eounrry— there's lots of evidence across the country that— there's lots of evidence across the country that various ooundue— the country that various councils that- the country that various councils that had voted for the conservatives _ councils that had voted for the conservatives in— councils that had voted for the conservatives in the last eueedon— conservatives in the last election in— conservatives in the last election in 2019 and now rerurnrng— election in 2019 and now returning to— election in 2019 and now returning to labour now and rney-re— returning to labour now and rney-re eoyrng— returning to labour now and they're saying some of the reasons are— they're saying some of the reasons are one- they're saying some of the reasons are one is that the neon— reasons are one is that the brexit things— reasons are one is that the brexit things arguably over, rnougn— brexit things arguably over, even though some people think it noppened— even though some people think it never happened or— even though some people think it never happened or whatever, but rney-re—ndppenedl they're wrong. it has happened as_w— they're wrong. it has happened oe-py rne— they're wrong. it has happened as-by the massive l as evidenced by the massive gueue— as evidenced by the massive gueue r— as evidenced by the massive gueue r nod— as evidenced by the massive queue i had to— as evidenced by the massive queue i had to wait in anyway. rne— queue i had to wait in anyway. nine-ger— queue i had to wait in anyway. rrne-ger oer— queue i had to wait in anyway. fine, get over that. the fine, let's get over that. the one— fine, let's get over that. the ower-re— fine, let's get over that. the orner-re guer- fine, let's get over that. the other-is just the - fine, let's get over that. the other is just the toxicity other thing is just the toxicity of other thing is just the toxicity or corpyn— other thing is just the toxicity or corpyn nor— other thing is just the toxicity of corbyn not there anymore and run— of corbyn not there anymore and run-d— of corbyn not there anymore and rnor-d urg— of corbyn not there anymore and that a big difference. and that makes a big difference. and deo— that makes a big difference. and oueo-ronneon— that makes a big difference. and also _johnson on- that makes a big difference. and also johnson on not having also boris johnson on not having his also boris johnson on not having no enoneno— also boris johnson on not having no endneno .— also boris johnson on not having his charisma , aka— also boris johnson on not having his charisma , aka floppy hair. his charisma, aka floppy hair. so his charisma, aka floppy hair. so rnoee— his charisma, aka floppy hair. so those things— his charisma, aka floppy hair. so those things are now dealt wrrn— so those things are now dealt wrrn wnen— so those things are now dealt with, which is— so those things are now dealt with, which is a— so those things are now dealt with, which is a big boon for kg.— with, which is a big boon for keir starmer_ with, which is a big boon for keir starmer and— with, which is a big boon for keir starmer and the labour party— keir starmer and the labour eony end— keir starmer and the labour eony and r— keir starmer and the labour party and i believe this eounrry.— party and i believe this eounrry. nur— party and i believe this country. but but there are three were— country. but but there are three rnere ore— country. but but there are three there are three— country. but but there are three there are three other reasons why— there are three other reasons wny rne— there are three other reasons wny rnre re— there are three other reasons why this is not— there are three other reasons why this is not a— there are three other reasons why this is not a problem, because— why this is not a problem, because one,— why this is not a problem, because one, because the remain the because one, because the remain rne renun— because one, because the remain the remain doesn't— because one, because the remain the remain doesn't seem as good as the remain doesn't seem as good do dr— the remain doesn't seem as good

on n one— the remain doesn't seem as good on n drd. — the remain doesn't seem as good as it once did. no— the remain doesn't seem as good as it once did. \wuiw i : : as it once did. no remain did remain seem doesn't seem as bad as it did to some of those people. so they become more pro, they become more pro remain. the brexit doesn't seem that good to a lot of people. the same thing and the labour says we're not going back anyway. so we can bnng going back anyway. so we can bring them back. whether they change their mind or not, because they're politicians, they might change their mind, but doesn't bad. but so it doesn't seem as bad. it doesn't seem as risky. i never know if you're doing a columbo on me. i always listen because it feels like you're lulling me in. and then you'll say something really intelligent at like did before. at the end, like you did before. that's you catch me out. the that's how you catch me out. the one did one more thing moment. but did i say intelligent? no, say something intelligent? no, not and part not that one. and that's part of how you're me oh, how you're lulling me in. oh, i thought i thought i thought this. i thought i did say something intelligent. i think so. i mean, at the time when lending when the red wall were lending their to boris johnson, we their vote to boris johnson, we knew probably knew it was lending, probably arranged sharp. but arranged by richard sharp. but still the end still and this is the end of that it? and he that story, isn't it? and he acknowledged _ that story, isn't it? and he. acknowledged _johnson. that story, isn't it? and he- acknowledged _johnson. they acknowledged boris johnson. they dwe— acknowledged boris johnson. they were like, thank— acknowledged boris johnson. they were like, thank-for- were like, thank you for your

wore— were like, thank you for your wore for— were like, thank you for your vote for lending— were like, thank you for your vote for lending to me. i'm vote for lending it to me. i'm going— vote for lending it to me. i'm gorngledrn— vote for lending it to me. i'm gorngledrn n.— vote for lending it to me. i'm going earn it. and win it for going to earn it. and win it for rne— going to earn it. and win it for rne-and— going to earn it. and win it for rne-and rney- going to earn it. and win it for the and they didn't. the future. and they didn't. t hey— the future. and they didn't. rney-know- the future. and they didn't. they-know, i'm. the future. and they didn't.- they-know, i'm sorry. the future. and they didn't. thejconservatives)w, i'm sorry. the future. and they didn't. thejconservatives haven'tsorry. the future. and they didn't. thejconservatives haven't done the conservatives haven't done rnor— that at all. people feel perroyed. — that at all. people feel betrayed. in betrayed. this country is in a worse position— betrayed. this country is in a worse position than was often worse position than it was often eendnuy— worse position than it was often now, certainly after 12 of now, certainly after 12 years of rodeo— now, certainly after 12 years of ronee and— now, certainly after 12 years of tories and people— now, certainly after 12 years of tories and people are recognising- tories and people are recognising the tories and people are- recognising-the question recognising that the question rnor— recognising that the question rnor peopue— recognising that the question that people trying to now that people are trying to now say— that people are trying to now eoylre— that people are trying to now edylre dr— that people are trying to now say-is it enough- that people are trying to now say is it enough to get say is, is it enough to get udpour— say is, is it enough to get labour-the- say is, is it enough to get labour the edge? will they labour over the edge? will they newe— labour over the edge? will they nave-rn— labour over the edge? will they nave-rn-rne- labour over the edge? will they have _in-the lib - labour over the edge? will they have in the lib dems have to go in with the lib dems end— have to go in with the lib dems end-wouud— have to go in with the lib dems and _would the— have to go in with the lib dems and-would the lib- have to go in with the lib dems and would the lib dems and what would the lib dems regurree— and what would the lib dems require? .then_ and what would the lib dems require? then extrapolating require? but then extrapolating a require? but then extrapolating o-doro— require? but then extrapolating o-doro non — require? but then extrapolating a data from council a lot of data from council eueedone— a lot of data from council elections-dems. a lot of data from council. elections-dems have a lot of data from council- elections-dems have done elections and lib dems have done very— elections and lib dems have done very-rney— elections and lib dems have done very-they pretty- elections and lib dems have done very they pretty much very well, but they pretty much new— very well, but they pretty much new very— very well, but they pretty much their very strong _ very well, but they pretty much their very strong at local their very strong at the local ueweu. — their very strong at the local level. that's— their very strong at the local level. that's what they're kind of level. that's what they're kind or-or— level. that's what they're kind or-orlrnd— level. that's what they're kind of-atlthat kind- level. that's what they're kind of-atlthat kind of- of good at is that kind of running— of good at is that kind of running councils. i think running the councils. i think wnen— running the councils. i think wnenleonee— running the councils. i think when comes actual when it comes to an actual eueedon— when it comes to an actual election and— when it comes to an actual election and people like which drreedon— election and people like which direction—goingl direction our country is going to direction our country is going ro-r— direction our country is going on rnrnk— direction our country is going to-i think those- direction our country is going to i think those people to go, i think those people will rnen— to go, i think those people will then-towards— to go, i think those people will then towards turnouts then go towards turnouts a dude— then go towards turnouts a little _well, - then go towards turnouts a little _well, isn't l then go towards turnouts a little well, isn't it, little issue as well, isn't it, nor— little issue as well, isn't it, that newspapers, that people in newspapers, ngnw—nowedl right, that people moved their wore— right, that people moved their wore . — right, that people moved their wore . rney— right, that people moved their vote . they didn't— right, that people moved their vote . "claw : : i l vote. they didn't vote conservative, they voted labour and it could and said actually it could be the voter stays at home the tory voter stays at home because election because it's a local election and enamoured with and not that over enamoured with what that's and not that over enamoured with whépeople that's and not that over enamoured with whépeople changing that's and not that over enamoured with whépeople changing theirat's and not that over enamoured with whépeople changing their mind not people changing their mind on their politics. the general election could reveal all election could reveal it all again. to play i again. still all to play for, i guessis again. still all to play for, i guess is what you're saying.

that's part two. but that's all for part two. but coming we've got drag coming up, we've got drag protest, and protest, oscar protest and hell hath fury like a loose woman hath no fury like a loose woman scorned. it'll be a cracker. i'll see you

happening, it's happening here. woke— happening, it's happening here. woke up— happening, it's happening here. woke up ro— happening, it's happening here. wake up to mornings on . gb news. wake up to mornings on. gb news. weuoone— wake up to mornings on. gb news. weuoonne nook— wake up to mornings on. gb news. welcome back to— wake up to mornings on. gb news. welcome back to headliners- wake up to mornings on. gb news. welcome back to headliners ,- welcome back to headliners, straight into monday's telegraph and josh claims of a lack of diversity in a family known for marrying relatives. indeed yeah. yeah. so coronation pdeony— yeah. yeah. so coronation balcony scene— yeah. yeah. so coronation balcony scene was terribly wne— balcony scene was terribly rung, odys— balcony scene was terribly white, says bridgerton nndgenon— white, says bridgerton bridgerton bridgerton star adjoa dndon. — bridgerton bridgerton star adjoa dndon. so— bridgerton bridgerton star adjoa andoh. so this— bridgerton bridgerton star adjoa andoh. so this is— bridgerton bridgerton star adjoa andoh. so this is actress. this on dry. — andoh. so this is actress. this was on itv. and— andoh. so this is actress. this was on itv. and this was part of the was on itv. and this was part of we eonnenrory— was on itv. and this was part of the commentary that was going on. the commentary that was going and— the commentary that was going and rnen— the commentary that was going on. and then she— the commentary that was going on. and then she was saying how it on. and then she was saying how u woe— on. and then she was saying how u ou— on. and then she was saying how it was all really— on. and then she was saying how it was all really diverse. the ceremony and— it was all really diverse. the ceremony and then she was like, oh, ceremony and then she was like, on. wed.— ceremony and then she was like, on. wed. rook— ceremony and then she was like, oh, well, look at— ceremony and then she was like, oh, well, look at the balcony. n-e— oh, well, look at the balcony. rr-eirerrrpuy— oh, well, look at the balcony. it's-terribly white. - it's all terribly white. rernpuy— it's all terribly white. terribly. a - it's all terribly white. terribly. a anyway. terribly is a bad word anyway. nur— terribly is a bad word anyway. our deo— terribly is a bad word anyway. but also-fact— terribly is a bad word anyway. but also-fact it's- terribly is a bad word anyway. but also fact it's white, but also the fact it's white, dre— but also the fact it's white, rue-dre— but also the fact it's white, rr-e-rr-e o— but also the fact it's white, it's-it's a family,- but also the fact it's white, it's it's a family, it's it's like it's a family, it's a wnrre— it's like it's a family, it's a white family. _ it's like it's a family, it's a white family. and there's lots of white family. and there's lots or peopue— white family. and there's lots of people immediately point of people will immediately point out of people will immediately point our-wed— of people will immediately point our-wed-go- out online, well, if you go to rne— out online, well, if you go to we roponeee— out online, well, if you go to the japanese _youl out online, well, if you go to- the japanese-you know the japanese ceremony, you know , coronation ceremony, guess

wnen— , coronation ceremony, guess wnore-rondy— , coronation ceremony, guess what? family happened to be what? that family happened to be all what? that family happened to be dud—or— what? that family happened to be all-or whatever.- what? that family happened to be all or whatever. like all japanese or whatever. like the all japanese or whatever. like we pg...— all japanese or whatever. like the idea that— all japanese or whatever. like the idea that there should be any— the idea that there should be any-connotation- the idea that there should be any connotation to it. any negative connotation to it. they— any negative connotation to it. rneylnowe— any negative connotation to it. they i have family- any negative connotation to it. they have family members who they do have family members who are they do have family members who green—d- are people of colour and wndrewer— are people of colour and whatever that - are people of colour and whatever that person, someone drdn-r— whatever that person, someone drdn-r-nor— whatever that person, someone drdn-r-norro- whatever that person, someone didn't-not to come- whatever that person, someone didn't not to come which didn't decided not to come which is didn't decided not to come which de fine. — didn't decided not to come which de fine. nur— didn't decided not to come which is fine. but the— didn't decided not to come which is fine. but the point is this enouudn-r— is fine. but the point is this shouldn't be— is fine. but the point is this shouldn't be a— is fine. but the point is this shouldn't be a big deal. and rne— shouldn't be a big deal. and this constant— shouldn't be a big deal. and this constant sort of pointing our— this constant sort of pointing our of— this constant sort of pointing our or peopue-e— this constant sort of pointing out of people's ethnic motty, i mean, unless they're jewish, is , mean, unless they're jewish, is .you— mean, unless they're jewish, is . you know.— mean, unless they're jewish, is . you know. we— mean, unless they're jewish, is , you know, it's ridiculous. i rne— , you know, it's ridiculous. i mean, the idea— , you know, it's ridiculous. i mean, the idea that it's a compound— mean, the idea that it's a complaint and- mean, the idea that it's a complaint and it's sad and she eon— complaint and it's sad and she eon or— complaint and it's sad and she sort of apologised— complaint and it's sad and she sort of apologised this morning on on reado— sort of apologised this morning on on radio four— sort of apologised this morning on on radio four where she said, oh, on on radio four where she said, on. rye— on on radio four where she said, on. rye upeer— on on radio four where she said, oh, i've upset people and i drdn-r— oh, i've upset people and i drdn-r wond— oh, i've upset people and i didn't want upset. but i think rndr— didn't want upset. but i think we rne— didn't want upset. but i think we rnre re— didn't want upset. but i think that this is just— didn't want upset. but i think that this is just concerned rneronr— that this is just concerned instant like— that this is just concerned instant like can't can't we just go peek— instant like can't can't we just go peek ro— instant like can't can't we just go back to like— instant like can't can't we just go back to like the nice bit of rne— go back to like the nice bit of rne. rn— go back to like the nice bit of rne. r-n nor— go back to like the nice bit of the. i'm not saying racism doeen-r— the. i'm not saying racism doesn't exist— the. i'm not saying racism doesn't exist now and all of war— doesn't exist now and all of run gun,— doesn't exist now and all of that stuff, but— doesn't exist now and all of that stuff, but at— doesn't exist now and all of that stuff, but at the same wne— that stuff, but at the same rrne. rnere— that stuff, but at the same time, there was- that stuff, but at the same time, there was point where we time, there was a point where we genurneuy— time, there was a point where we genurneuy-r-uer— time, there was a point where we genuinely just trying genuinely were just trying to guer— genuinely were just trying to r-uer-rron - genuinely were just trying to just from ethnicity, just move on from ethnicity, dwe— just move on from ethnicity, uwe dr— just move on from ethnicity, we n e— just move on from ethnicity, we r e— just move on from ethnicity, like it was a determining thing. and— like it was a determining thing. and rn— like it was a determining thing. and r-n nor— like it was a determining thing. and i'm not saying like dwererry— and i'm not saying like diversity is— and i'm not saying like diversity is bad this and diversity is bad and this and new— diversity is bad and this and that,-family's- diversity is bad and this and that,-family's a- diversity is bad and this and that, family's a family. that, but a family's a family. wed— that, but a family's a family. wed. wnede— that, but a family's a family. well, what's the _ that, but a family's a family. well, what's the big deal? juiw well, what's the big deal? do you— well, what's the big deal? do you know— well, what's the big deal? do you know wher— well, what's the big deal? do you know what i— well, what's the big deal? do you know what i find- well, what's the big deal? do you know what i find very weird as american? the phrase

as an american? the phrase terribly the most terribly white. it is the most engush terribly white. it is the most english white saying you could ever have. i never heard that until it was terribly white. and she might be her family's originally from ghana. i googled and. and those people are world famous where did the slaves come from? in africa. they were . come from? in africa. they were. come on, lewis, tell us. you no, no, no. come on. on, lewis, tell us. you no, no, cone wo— on, lewis, tell us. you no, no, no. come on. no, no,- on, lewis, tell us. you no, no, no. come on. no, no, no.- /uiw. no, no, no. come on. no, no, no. neoeeue— no. come on. no, no, no. neoeeue rye— no. come on. no, no, no. because i've got- no. come on. no, no, no. because i've got to- no. come on. no, no, no. because i've got to be careful what i'm saying. i'm just saying i'm just saying that half of ghanaians were capturing the other half of the ghanaians, right ? there were no people from right? there were no people from other parts of africa. yes, from other parts of africa. yes, from other parts of africa. yes, from other parts of africa. so. so it's not like that. anyway, the point is . the point is i'm with point is. the point is i'm with you . really. just let it go and you. really. just let it go and what bothered me is, is all the complaints that were made to ofcom, which is the state censon ofcom, which is the state censor, and it's like this country, it's like it's not good enough people that the enough that people feel that the state can actually make a complaint. they insist that we rat on the guy on tv. they

basically have made us an entire nation. no, no, they they ratted on the woman. you mean they ratted on the woman? yeah. but the thing is, the actual- the thing is, the actual ceremony itself, from the clips nee— ceremony itself, from the clips nere end— ceremony itself, from the clips nere end rne— ceremony itself, from the clips here and the what read, it here and the what i've read, it w-edreee- here and the what i've read, it was-diverse. yeah.i was incredibly diverse. yeah. and— was incredibly diverse. yeah. and and— was incredibly diverse. yeah. and and inclusive the and and inclusive and all the ode— and and inclusive and all the one erud— and and inclusive and all the one erurr .— and and inclusive and all the other stuff . representative other stuff. and representative of other stuff. and representative or rne— other stuff. and representative of the modern _ other stuff. and representative of the modern country that we newe. — of the modern country that we have. _because- of the modern country that we have. _because a- of the modern country that we have. because a family have. but just because a family guer— have. but just because a family we neppene— have. but just because a family we neppene ro— have. but just because a family just happens to be white like , just happens to be white like, yeen— just happens to be white like, yeen. wner-e— just happens to be white like, yeah, what's the _ just happens to be white like, yeah, what's the big deal? . yeah, what's the big deal? it ween-r— yeah, what's the big deal? it wasn't diverse. _ yeah, what's the big deal? it wasn't diverse. all- yeah, what's the big deal? it wasn't diverse. all these- yeah, what's the big deal? it wasn't diverse. all these people were and from other were kings and queens from other places. there was no places. they had there was no losers, no . was i? yeah he's a losers, no. was i? yeah he's a success. he's the main guy in the entire country for the jews. but was was i asked to be on the show ? was anton zeck, lionel show? was anton zeck, lionel richie was there. just popped in to say is he. i i to say hello. is he. i see. i see very funny. we should stop with the jokes. well i just thought it was about time. you know what? it's not appreciated because the because i don't think the audience really understands that you're so you're making a joke. you're so dry. we go. next dry. well, there we go. next is monday's daily mail. lewis and as a jaws actor says, we're going to need a bigger woke

voice. well, there you go. see these in jokes. you you know what it is with the jokes. you're there to make me look bad. and josh, josh doesn't make josh look bad anyway because he just gets angry anyway , richard, just gets angry anyway, richard, to that i can do . you can do to that i can do. you can do jokes. no, you do . you do. jokes. no, you do. you do. you're a true , chewy, chewy jew. you're a true, chewy, chewy jew. thanks, mate . anyway, that's the thanks, mate. anyway, that's the peer— thanks, mate. anyway, that's the best compliment— thanks, mate. anyway, that's the best compliment i've— anyway, that's the best compliment i've ever had. r-n — best compliment i've ever had. r-n gorng— best compliment i've ever had. r-n gorng ro— best compliment i've ever had. r-n gorng ro pur— best compliment i've ever had. i'm going to put that on my poerer. — i'm going to put that on my poerer. nee— i'm going to put that on my poster. he's a— i'm going to put that on my poster. he's a he's- i'm going to put that on my poster. he's a he's a jew. lewis schaffer. _ poster. he's a he's a jew. lewis schaffer. well,- poster. he's a he's a jew. lewis schaffer. well, you go out of your way, you really work at it anyway. anyway, so according to the daily mail, i don't know what what to the daily mail, i don't know whyou what to the daily mail, i don't know whyou mean? what to the daily mail, i don't know whyou mean? can what to the daily mail, i don't know whyou mean? can i what to the daily mail, i don't know whyou mean? can i tell what to the daily mail, i don't know whyou mean? can i tell you vhat do you mean? can i tell you something? to get my act something? i got to get my act together, this is my worst together, but this is my worst show that i've ever done. this is actually proper bad i mentioned. meanwhile is actually proper bad i mentioned. they meanwhile is actually proper bad i mentioned. they meanvtvomit. meanwhile, they make me vomit. says dreyfuss, who's the says richard dreyfuss, who's the tiniest jewish actor actor tiniest short jewish actor actor who slams the oscars. new woke inclusive of inclusivity, rules and according to the daily mail, the motion picture academy, who give out the oscars, they say , give out the oscars, they say, you say in order to be in best

picture contention, you have to have a lot of gays and blacks and disabled actors. they phrase it that way. do they ? they do. it that way. do they? they do. they do. black gays and disabled disqualify any films that don't have from best picture contention if they do not have enough black, gay and disabled actors in the cast and crew from next year. and josh is young, even though with that beard, he looks am old looks really old. but i am old and to say something and i'm going to say something that i remember when someone like dreyfuss was a bit like richard dreyfuss was a bit was very ethnic, was considered to be an ethnic comic. do you remember this? i'm on the close about it. he was an ethnic comic and there were lots of ethnic comics back in the jews and comics back in the day. jews and they weren't. and when they got academy was like, wow academy awards, it was like, wow , this a revelation. these , this is a revelation. these sort of normal type people, short kind of semi ugly guys , short kind of semi ugly guys, got got awards and that's that's what we should just. okay. josh i mean this jaws would still be acceptable. well, let's just say rner— acceptable. well, let's just say rner ny— acceptable. well, let's just say we rny eenpr— acceptable. well, let's just say that my script about— acceptable. well, let's just say that my script about a- tt well, let's just say that my script about a black gay deeded— that my script about a black gay dreepued guy— that my script about a black gay dreepued guy re— that my script about a black gay disabled guy is going to dennrreuy— disabled guy is going to definitely be— disabled guy is going to definitely be greenlit . but i definitely be greenlit. but i

egern— definitely be greenlit. but i mean, again, it's this focus of nor— mean, again, it's this focus of nor roeuerng— mean, again, it's this focus of not focusing on _ mean, again, it's this focus of not focusing on good stuff and rne— not focusing on good stuff and due dwe— not focusing on good stuff and this like the— not focusing on good stuff and this like the crowbar. yeah it's dwererry— this like the crowbar. yeah it's dwererry re— this like the crowbar. yeah it's diversity is, you— this like the crowbar. yeah it's diversity is, you know , isn't a diversity is, you know, isn't a dry— diversity is, you know, isn't a dry word— diversity is, you know, isn't a drny word for— diversity is, you know, isn't a dirty word for me— diversity is, you know, isn't a dirty word for me or anything. nur— dirty word for me or anything. our—wne- dirty word for me or anything. our—rime ne- dirty word for me or anything. but—time he he. dirty word for me or anything. i but—time he he says but at the same time he he says it but at the same time he he says n nekee— but at the same time he he says n nekee nin— but at the same time he he says it makes him vomit— but at the same time he he says it makes him vomit some it makes him vomit because some of it makes him vomit because some or rneee— it makes him vomit because some or rneee ruuee— it makes him vomit because some of these rules like— it makes him vomit because some of these rules like 30% of rnrnge— of these rules like 30% of rnrnge rner— of these rules like 30% of things that the - of these rules like 30% of things that the thing is the eeee— things that the thing is the deee ned— things that the thing is the oscars had they saw themselves as oscars had they saw themselves ee ned— oscars had they saw themselves ee ned en— oscars had they saw themselves as had an issue— oscars had they saw themselves as had an issue or— oscars had they saw themselves as had an issue or whatever peeuee— as had an issue or whatever because online— as had an issue or whatever because online an it turned out dwe— because online an it turned out due one— because online an it turned out due yeer— because online an it turned out like one year like— because online an it turned out like one year like loads of wnrre—or- like one year like loads of white—or noti like one year like loads of- white_or not enough white people want or not enough week— white people want or not enough pueek—endl white people want or not enough| week—end n black people want or what and it just black people want or what and it rue de— black people want or what and it we we dwe— black people want or what and it just it's like you— black people want or what and it just it's like you cannot play rne— just it's like you cannot play rne gene— just it's like you cannot play the game like— just it's like you cannot play the game like that. and then enorner— the game like that. and then enorner yeer— the game like that. and then another year, like the majority of nor— another year, like the majority or nor neronry— another year, like the majority of not majority of— another year, like the majority of not majority of black people, but of not majority of black people, our uoede— of not majority of black people, our uoede or— of not majority of black people, but loads of black— of not majority of black people, but loads of black people or uoede— but loads of black people or uoede or— but loads of black people or loads of people— but loads of black people or loads of people of different ethnicities_ loads of people of different ethnicities won. _ loads of people of different ethnicities won. the is, ethnicities won. the thing is, rney-re— ethnicities won. the thing is, they're constantly chasing, but rney-re— they're thinking if we enforce rne— they're thinking if we enforce rnre—en- this stuff and there's an ergunenr— this stuff and there's an argument that some parts of eenernuy— argument that some parts of certainly-crew- argument that some parts of certainly-crewlal certainly the crew crew is a dude— certainly the crew crew is a urrue—eoudi little bit can be a bit cold peeuee— little bit can be a bit cold because it's— little bit can be a bit cold because it's all- little bit can be a bit cold because it's all like who you know— because it's all like who you know end— because it's all like who you know and whatever. certainly i know— know and whatever. certainly i know rn— know and whatever. certainly i know in rne— know and whatever. certainly i know in the uk— know and whatever. certainly i know in the uk industry and wnerewer. — know in the uk industry and whatever. _an. whatever. and there's an ergunenr— whatever. and there's an argument to argument there that it needs to be puened— argument there that it needs to be puened our— argument there that it needs to be pushed out a— argument there that it needs to be pushed out a little bit, but at be pushed out a little bit, but er rne— be pushed out a little bit, but er rne ee— be pushed out a little bit, but at the same time,— be pushed out a little bit, but at the same time, do these at the same time, to do these endor— at the same time, to do these ernor guoree— at the same time, to do these strict quotas-30%- at the same time, to do these strict quotas 30% have to strict quotas like 30% have to be strict quotas like 30% have to pe-eenernuy— strict quotas like 30% have to be certainly within the be and certainly within the eupr-eer— subject matter and whatnot, it's uke— subject matter and whatnot, it's dike—rne- subject matter and whatnot, it's uke—rnre re- like you can't, as he this is we— like you can't, as he this is what richard— like you can't, as he this is what richard dreyfuss saying you

een-r— what richard dreyfuss saying you een-r eonrrou— what richard dreyfuss saying you can't control-that. - can't control art like that. rner—en- can't control art like that. rner—en de | can't control art like that.- that—art is. but can't control art like that.- that_art is. but no that is not what art is. but no one's can't make that one's saying you can't make that film. maybe should film. and maybe we should realise that the oscars fundamentally don't matter. people this story of people can accuse this story of being a virtual virtue, signalling one, but the oscars themselves are effectively patting fans actors on the back about fancy acting . none of it about fancy acting. none of it matters, and if anything should be crawling up its own fundament through itself into through twisting itself into woke nightmares , it should be woke nightmares, it should be hollywood. well, that's something. right something. and you are right because it's hollywood and they're and they're they're actors and they're basically mindless. i they're actors and they're basically mindless . i want basically mindless. i don't want to because with many to say because i work with many actors, to in actors, i'm going to be in indiana five whatever. indiana jones five or whatever. it's you i'm going to it's coming up. you i'm going to be you erg before this show. before this show , before they before this show, before they before get totally before they get totally cancelled you, steve. cancelled. i blame you, steve. but yeah, it's ridiculous . on to but yeah, it's ridiculous. on to the guardian, josh and the lib dems want us to be sorry. the last time the lib dems made us feel sorry was tuition fees . feel sorry was tuition fees. yes. they're not going to get rner— yes. they're not going to get over that soon _ yes. they're not going to get over that soon still. so lib pene— over that soon still. so lib pene rd— over that soon still. so lib dems ed davey- over that soon still. so lib dems ed davey calls for national depere— dems ed davey calls for national depere oer— dems ed davey calls for national debate over uk's_ dems ed davey calls for national debate over uk's slavery revolt. wow— debate over uk's slavery revolt. wow skewery—

debate over uk's slavery revolt. now slavery roll. _ debate over uk's slavery revolt. now slavery roll. now this is the now slavery roll. now this is we rnrng— now slavery roll. now this is we rnrng r— now slavery roll. now this is the thing i don't— now slavery roll. now this is the thing i don't understand wner— the thing i don't understand we rne— the thing i don't understand what the debate is in terms of it's acknowledging history is acknowledged _ it's acknowledging history is acknowledged and history is reugnr— acknowledged and history is reugnr ngnruy— acknowledged and history is taught rightly so in our schools to taught rightly so in our schools ro ou— taught rightly so in our schools to our children— taught rightly so in our schools to our children about the role, wner— to our children about the role, wner euewery— to our children about the role, what slavery was,— to our children about the role, what slavery was, the role of undern— what slavery was, the role of britain within— what slavery was, the role of britain within slavery , and also britain within slavery, and also the britain within slavery, and also we rode.— britain within slavery, and also the role, hopefully that britain rook— the role, hopefully that britain rook rn— the role, hopefully that britain took in ending— the role, hopefully that britain took in ending slavery and enforcing— took in ending slavery and enforcing that— took in ending slavery and enforcing that end of slavery to one— enforcing that end of slavery to other countries.— enforcing that end of slavery to other countries. and the britain pedd— other countries. and the britain perd for— other countries. and the britain perd for rek— other countries. and the britain paid for tax payers, paid to give— paid for tax payers, paid to give rne— paid for tax payers, paid to give the money— paid for tax payers, paid to give the money back to the slave owners and what— give the money back to the slave owners and what not. so the like i owners and what not. so the like r don-r— owners and what not. so the like i don't understand— owners and what not. so the like i don't understand where the depere— i don't understand where the depere re— i don't understand where the debate is here.— i don't understand where the debate is here. like there's a lot debate is here. like there's a or or— debate is here. like there's a or or rnrnge— debate is here. like there's a lot of things like— debate is here. like there's a lot of things like we're looking inro— lot of things like we're looking rnro rne— lot of things like we're looking no we king— lot of things like we're looking into the king is— lot of things like we're looking into the king is putting money no— into the king is putting money no uke— into the king is putting money into like looking— into the king is putting money into like looking into the background— into like looking into the background of the king specifically _ background of the king specifically and whatnot. if you go peek— specifically and whatnot. if you go back hundreds— specifically and whatnot. if you go back hundreds of years, then yeen— go back hundreds of years, then yeen .— go back hundreds of years, then yeen . wrrn— go back hundreds of years, then yeen . wrrn end— go back hundreds of years, then yeah , with and this is an yeah, with and this is an endowe— yeah, with and this is an enrde r— yeah, with and this is an article i read— yeah, with and this is an article i read that came peereeuky— article i read that came basically once- article i read that came basically once you open that door— basically once you open that door end— basically once you open that door and when— basically once you open that door and when you even start reukrng— door and when you even start reukrng epour— door and when you even start talking about reparations, which peopue— talking about reparations, which peopue ee— talking about reparations, which some people are talking about, or some people are talking about, o—eor- some people are talking about, o—eor free i some people are talking about, or_scot free in. or no one gets off scot free in renne— or no one gets off scot free in rerne or— or no one gets off scot free in terms of involvement in this in rne— terms of involvement in this in rnre-rner—

terms of involvement in this in this that happened . but you this evil that happened. but you know—rne- know what? including the arnoene — know what? including the africans, including you know, pene— africans, including you know, pene or— africans, including you know, parts of africa— africans, including you know, parts of africa were still, you know.— parts of africa were still, you know. rn— parts of africa were still, you know. in pen— parts of africa were still, you know, in part benefiting from the know, in part benefiting from we euewe— know, in part benefiting from the slave trade,— know, in part benefiting from the slave trade, even when it penned— the slave trade, even when it was banned elsewhere up until the was banned elsewhere up until we were— was banned elsewhere up until the late 1800s. _ was banned elsewhere up until the late 1800s. some people ergue— the late 1800s. some people ergue you— the late 1800s. some people argue even, you know, so and rnere-e— argue even, you know, so and rnere-e euewery— argue even, you know, so and there's slavery is— argue even, you know, so and there's slavery is still ongorng. — there's slavery is still ongorng. so— there's slavery is still ongoing. so the point is ekewery— ongoing. so the point is slavery. and— ongoing. so the point is slavery. and we need to deal wrrn— slavery. and we need to deal wrrn rne— slavery. and we need to deal with the slavery— slavery. and we need to deal with the slavery now is my is my porno— with the slavery now is my is my pornr. — with the slavery now is my is my pornr. r— with the slavery now is my is my pornr. r euppoee— with the slavery now is my is my point. i suppose if— with the slavery now is my is my point. i suppose if you- with the slavery now is my is my point. �*" :uiw" . point. i suppose if you don't know what the debate is, the point of the debate is to find out of these issues. i out some of these issues. i imagine it's not the demand isn't. needs be said. if isn't. this needs to be said. if the we the lib dems are saying we should have a conversation about this, you we are this, but don't you think we are people talking it, people are talking about it, have about it. i have been talking about it. i mean, might just be lib mean, they might just be the lib pene— mean, they might just be the lib dene-ro— mean, they might just be the lib pene-ro ger— mean, they might just be the lib dene-ro ger rn— mean, they might just be the lib dems-to get in on- mean, they might just be the lib dems to get in on like, dems trying to get in on like, or..— dems trying to get in on like, on-re— dems trying to get in on like, on-relrnrng— dems trying to get in on like, oh,-islthing that- dems trying to get in on like, oh, is thing that really oh, this is a thing that really goee— oh, this is a thing that really goee-onune. - oh, this is a thing that really goes-online. ithink. goes well online. i think that's what and they're not what it is. and they're not talking other side of talking about the other side of the slavery debate, which the the slavery debate, which is the number the number of barbary pirates, the barbary pirates who took hundreds of british hundreds of thousands of british people and enslaved them in the 1918. and the 16005, 15005. i mean, it was it was totally

horrible. it's like they were basically they were basically they were stolen and probably hundreds, if not millions of people in the north coast of africa and morocco, algeria , africa and morocco, algeria, tunisia and possibly libya, who are descendants of those people , of british people who were pred , of british people who were ripped from their homes and forced and enslaved. i don't know . do you know about this, know. do you know about this, steve? i suppose what you're doing there is a good example of what that as what josh is saying, that as soon start having this soon as you start having this conversation and there's conversation in and there's nothing wrong with having the conversation, you just need to realise go forever realise it will go on forever and information will be and more information will be brought in left, right and centre, is you centre, which is why you shouldn't have a conversation about the express now about it. okay. the express now louis terrible of louis and terrible news of another covid yeah, well louis and terrible news of anoth a covid yeah, well louis and terrible news of anotha covid this yeah, well louis and terrible news of anotha covid this loosel, well louis and terrible news of anotha covid this loose woman , this a woman, this loose woman star. carol mcgiffin . ian quit. star. carol mcgiffin. ian quit. she quit following a covid conspiracy radio rant and she's a woman who i know nothing about , but she's been on this program called loose women. we're going to do a show called tight women finish. johnson . where are you

finish. johnson. where are you going with that? is that your first going with that? is that your nrer joke?— going with that? is that your first joke? this— going with that? is that your first joke? this is— going with that? is that your first joke? this is the- 33 r: q37 is that your first joke? this is the first joke— first joke? this is the first roke youe— first joke? this is the first joke you've ever done on headlines. _ joke you've ever done on headlines. think so. headlines. i think so. particularly- headlines. i think so. particularly offensive. congratulations tight women, cheap .oh. oh, congratulations tight women, cheap . oh. oh, i congratulations tight women, cheap-. oh. oh, i see.- congratulations tight women,- cheap-. oh. oh, i see. you're cheap men. oh. oh, i see. you're going— cheap men. oh. oh, i see. you're going ro— cheap men. oh. oh, i see. you're gorng ro pur— cheap men. oh. oh, i see. you're gorng ro pur dr— cheap men. oh. oh, i see. you're going to put it down— cheap men. oh. oh, i see. you're going to put it down that- t cl" cj" oh, i see. you're going to put it down that angle. rner-e— going to put it down that angle. rner-e wner— going to put it down that angle. that's what i'll— going to put it down that angle. that's what i'll say. cj" guir3" that's what i'll say. oh, yeah, eduekky— that's what i'll say. oh, yeah, actually. yeah. so your brother . actually, . yeah. no, i actually, i actually wrote. i misread it. i meant tight men. tight men. men men. broke men. yeah. i wasn't thinking about that. anyway, she's. she's thinking about that. she's 63 years old, and she on itv, and she said she was on itv, and she said that there was a covid conspiracy on radio. on the conspiracy on the radio. on the radio. she even say it radio. so she didn't even say it on the air. right. and think on the air. right. and i think they you did like did. on the air. right. and i think they and'ou did like did. on the air. right. and i think they and iu did like did. on the air. right. and i think they and i believeze did. on the air. right. and i think they and i believe it. did. on the air. right. and i think they and i believe it. i'm. yeah. and i believe it. i'm saying it. i don't, you know, and so basically, basically they wanted her fired. and this is one of those things, josh, which is. yeah, i'm telling you which is, which is they're using the covid is, which is they're using the covm thing is, which is they're using the covid thing as a way to get rid of her. they probably didn't like her. she's been the for like her. she's been on the for air years. she's and she's 63 air 23 years. she's and she's 63 years old. there's a of age years old. there's a lot of age

discrimination. there's tremendous age. but she said she accused the mainstream media of brainwash bashing the public. what do you think about that, lois? — what do you think about that, mm |_ what do you think about that, lois? i don't— what do you think about that, lois? i don't think- what do you think about that, lois? :vzv�* . what do you think about that, lois? 23 2 lois? i don't think that i think that they they gaslit the that they they they gaslit the public. yeah, they think they i think they should be put up on trial for murder. okay. i wouldn't trial for murder. okay. i| wouldn't—but trial for murder. okay. i- wouldn't_but was wouldn't go that far, but was that— wouldn't go that far, but was that too— wouldn't go that far, but was that too far?— wouldn't go that far, but was that too far? _ wouldn't go that far, but was that too far? was- wouldn't go that far, but was that too far? if”? that too far? was that too far? we'll find out because what we're do say, look, we're going to do is say, look, if about if you've got complaints about the you just said, the thing that you just said, please it to this twitter please send it to this twitter address. yeah lewis, lewis, do with he's not like with us. no, no, he's not like that at all. it's going to be with us. no, no, he's not like that lewis. it's going to be with us. no, no, he's not like that lewis. you; going to be with us. no, no, he's not like that lewis. you spoke to be with us. no, no, he's not like that lewis. you spoke the be with us. no, no, he's not like that lewis. you spoke the truth, like lewis. you spoke the truth, lewis.— like lewis. you spoke the truth, lewis-_w— like lewis. you spoke the truth, lewis. _part-thank| lewis. you're part of us. thank you,— lewis. you're part of us. thank vow-finely— lewis. you're part of us. thank you, finally someone you, lewis. finally someone speaking— you, lewis. finally someone speaking out — you, lewis. finally someone speaking out. / you, lewis. finally someone speaking out. “in?“ speaking out. yeah, totally. right the people know right they know the people know more more. people more and more. your people know more and more. your people know more people know. more and more people know. i know know, what i know because, you know, what i will is, believe will say is, i don't believe that our traditional media that that our traditional media or want to or whatever you want to mainstream whatever mainstream media, whatever you legacy media that whatever you say do sound like a crank. say, do not sound like a crank. yeah.i say, do not sound like a crank. yeah. i don't believe that they served— yeah. i don't believe that they served us— yeah. i don't believe that they served us well— yeah. i don't believe that they served us well during covid. iiai-s— served us well during covid. iiai-s-i— served us well during covid. iiai-s-i-wiy- that's what i that's why we need. you're in that need. you're moving in that direction. much. direction. thank you very much. all goodbye part all right. moving. goodbye part three. up in the three. but coming up in the final section, we have sober dating toast suckers and a pizza

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welcome back to headliners . welcome back to headliners. let's move into monday's daily mail now, lewis and with a new trend for taking alcohol out of dating, or at least your dates won't have to obtain a fake id now, lewis she's over 30 now, now, lewis she's over 30 now, now, now , now she is, you know. now, now, now she is, you know. would you stop mentioning my personal business on this thing? let me stop being my friend men.— let me stop being my friend iiisn. anyway— let me stop being my friend then. anyway that's probably happened— then. anyway that's probably happened anyway, to according the happened anyway, to according iiis daily— happened anyway, to according the daily mail— happened anyway, to according the daily mail is— happened anyway, to according the daily mail is going teetotal , which— the daily mail is going teetotal ,nnisn means— the daily mail is going teetotal , which means not— the daily mail is going teetotal , which means not drinking. is— , which means not drinking. is ana— , which means not drinking. is si— , which means not drinking. it's one of those— , which means not drinking. it's one of those words. - , which means not drinking. it's one of those words. and the new dating trends. and it says, according to the daily mail, the younger generation ditching younger generation are ditching alcohol first date. and alcohol in the first date. and to tiktok, the to according tiktok, is the sober dating people are dating. to according tiktok, is the sobefactting people are dating. to according tiktok, is the sobefact isg people are dating. to according tiktok, is the sobefact is thatople are dating.

to according tiktok, is the sobefact is that women dating. to according tiktok, is the sobefact is that women todayg. to according tiktok, is the sobefact is that women today are the fact is that women today are so slaggy they don't need alcohol to get drunk and have are they going to be on your show? say that word? i'm not going— show? say that word? i'm not going io— show? say that word? i'm not going io-ino— show? say that word? i'm not going to _the .canl going to repeat the word can i i— going to repeat the word can i i-is— going to repeat the word can i i-is inai— going to repeat the word can i can i-is that word- going to repeat the word can i can i is that word a bad can i say, is that word a bad word? — can i say, is that word a bad word? yeah.— can i say, is that word a bad word? yeah, it's— can i say, is that word a bad word? yeah, it's a- can i say, is that word a bad word? / 332 2 word? yeah, it's a bad word. and it's misogynistic- word? /5.3“ 332 2 and it's misogynistic and it's noniiio. — and it's misogynistic and it's horrible. all— and it's misogynistic and it's horrible. all right.- and it's misogynistic and it's horrible. , 3~ , 3 and it's misogynistic and it's horrible. g“ “2 horrible. all right. and the guys because guys are guys know because guys are always been slagging, but there's of guys there's a sort of acas guys would sex. it's a would go out to have sex. it's a kind of doubling down. that's not going to help your case. all right. i apologise. i to right. i apologise. i want to i want drinking it want to take on this drinking it is of our group. you is tricky of our age group. you have drink on daily is tricky of our age group. you have-drink on daily basis. have to drink on daily basis is going— have to drink on daily basis is going-oai. — have to drink on daily basis is going-oai. in- have to drink on daily basis is going out. i'm genuinely going to die out. i'm genuinely scanni— going to die out. i'm genuinely soanoi ii— going to die out. i'm genuinely saoi i no— going to die out. i'm genuinely scared if we. if— going to die out. i'm genuinely scared if we. if we're not doing ino— scared if we. if we're not doing ino ininning— scared if we. if we're not doing the drinking thing. but also, i onio— the drinking thing. but also, i wonder-soon— the drinking thing. but also, i wonder-soon it's- the drinking thing. but also, i wonder soon it's going to be wonder how soon it's going to be ioiono— wonder how soon it's going to be ioiono-inoy-no— wonder how soon it's going to be before they're called. wonder how soon it's going to be before calledey're called. wonder how soon it's going to be before called they're lled. they're called they're called ino— the sober curious movement. voan. — the sober curious movement.| voan. —soon yeah. and i wonder how soon ii-ii— yeah. and i wonder how soon iii no— yeah. and i wonder how soon it'll be _they're - yeah. and i wonder how soon it'll be they're part of it'll be before they're part of ino— it'll be before they're part of no ioni— it'll be before they're part of the lgbt achaea. i423“ it'll be before they're part of the lgbt achaea. / the lgbt achaea. yeah, the demanding that treated demanding that they be treated like. yeah, are. like. yeah, we. yeah, we are. vou— like. yeah, we. yeah, we are. you ion-i— 2 yeah, we. yeah, we are. you don't understand what it's ino— you don't understand what it's iino-sono— you don't understand what it's like-somelthose- like with some of those persecuted _ like with some of those perse( so 3d _ like with some of those perse(so focussed all the time we're so focussed all the time ani— we're so focussed all the time ani noi— we're so focussed all the time and we're not fuzzy brain and nnaiovon — and we're not fuzzy brain and whatever. .yeah - and we're not fuzzy brain and whatever. yeah they're whatever. but yeah, they're iaiiing — whatever. but yeah, they're iaining—saysl talking about also it says that it's-advantage - talking about also it says that it's-advantage is. talking about also it says that it's advantage is that it's good. the advantage is that you— it's good. the advantage is that you goi— it's good. the advantage is that you goi io— it's good. the advantage is that you goi io know— it's good. the advantage is that you get to know someone's real ponsonaiiiy— you get to know someone's real oonsonaiiiy as— you get to know someone's real personality as opposed to their inani— personality as opposed to their drunk personality— personality as opposed to their drunk personality , which is why

drunk personality, which is why i drunk personality, which is why i—inann— drunk personality, which is why i—inann ai- drunk personality, which is why i_drunk at home- i have to be drunk at home iooaas— i have to be drunk at home iooaas in— i have to be drunk at home because i'm very- i have to be drunk at home because i'm very much afraid inai— because i'm very much afraid inai ny— because i'm very much afraid inai my nio— because i'm very much afraid that my wife might. 93 “9 that my wife might. she's going to that my wife might. she's going io—nno— that my wife might. she's going io—nno i— that my wife might. she's going to who i really am. to get to know who i really am. and is, is that is and the thing is, is that is that price of alcohol has that the price of alcohol has gone through the roof. so that's a major but know a major thing. but you know what? want to what? you know what? i want to just there that have just say out there that i have just say out there that i have just released that we've just released calendar released the 2024 calendar or the schaefer, lewis the lewis schaefer, the i, lewis schaefer edition schaefer meat and eggs edition of calendar . schaefer meat and eggs edition of calendar. it's 12 pages. of a calendar. it's 12 pages. it's available 12 selling calendars in may. yeah. unusual technique you know the price lewis no one cares about it. no one cares about the little thing one cares about the little thing on the bottom here. they just care pictures lewis care about the pictures of lewis schaefer. the problem is, schaefer. okay? the problem is, a the people might a lot of the people who might want to, you know, want to subscribe to, you know, your base might believe want to subscribe to, you know, your stilllase might believe want to subscribe to, you know, your still be might believe want to subscribe to, you know, your still be around believe want to subscribe to, you know, your still be around in believe want to subscribe to, you know, your still be around in 2024. eve want to subscribe to, you know, your still be around in 2024. so we'd still be around in 2024. so that's quite a purchase that's quite a quite a purchase because why should because that's why they should purchase now. and you purchase it right now. and you can to my go to twitter go to can go to my go to twitter go to the complaints or go to lewis schaefer airco .uk my new website. and i want to thank lucy harman up in nottingham for making this thing. it is so funny. does anybody else want to

thank lewis? yeah. do you want. no, no, seriously. the oscar arnie. is there anyone else you wani— arnie. is there anyone else you nani- — arnie. is there anyone else you nani- i— arnie. is there anyone else you nani- i wani- arnie. is there anyone else youi want- iwant-thank. want to thank? i want to thank. it was the. no i'm going it was one of the. no i'm going to. thank you. you. thank to. thank you. thank you. thank you. because you said this would make amazing calendar. and make an amazing calendar. and then she took the josh and normally the hotel staff want a different type of tip. oh, yo—yo. yes oh, okay. hotel guest nanos— yo—yo. yes oh, okay. hotel guest nanos ao— yo—yo. yes oh, okay. hotel guest nanos no io— yo—yo. yes oh, okay. hotel guest wakes up to manager— yo—yo. yes q“ hotel guest wakes up to manager saki on its ioos— wakes up to manager saki on its ioos in— wakes up to manager saki on its ioos in noi— wakes up to manager saki on its toes in bed. this— wakes up to manager saki on its toes in bed. this is— wakes up to manager saki on its toes in bed. this is terrifying son.— toes in bed. this is terrifying sion. inis— toes in bed. this is terrifying soon. inis is— toes in bed. this is terrifying story. this is like— toes in bed. this is terrifying story. this is like an x—files ooisoio— story. this is like an x—files onisoio .— story. this is like an x—files episode . yeah.— story. this is like an x—files episode . yeah. this is really, episode. yeah. this is really, noaiiy— episode. yeah. this is really, noaiiy scary-— episode. yeah. this is really, really scary. could you imagine? i really scary. could you imagine? i oan— really scary. could you imagine? i inai-s— really scary. could you imagine? i mean, that's just— really scary. could you imagine? i mean, that's just horrible. insi— i mean, that's just horrible. iasi go. — i mean, that's just horrible. iasa go. nono— i mean, that's just horrible. just go. woke up, he found some guy— just go. woke up, he found some guy in— just go. woke up, he found some guy in ioi— just go. woke up, he found some guy in ioi. no— just go. woke up, he found some guy in bed. he freaked out. he saii— guy in bed. he freaked out. he saii i— guy in bed. he freaked out. he said i needed— guy in bed. he freaked out. he said i needed to— guy in bed. he freaked out. he said i needed to go on. he went. i said i needed to go on. he went. inoni— said i needed to go on. he went. inoni inio— said i needed to go on. he went. i went into fact—finding mode. wno— i went into fact—finding mode. wno ao— i went into fact—finding mode. wno ano-wny— i went into fact—finding mode. who are -why are- i went into fact—finding mode. who are why are you in my who are you? why are you in my noon?— who are you? why are you in my noonn?—in- who are you? why are you in my noonn?—in youn- room? why is my toe in your nonin— room? why is my toe in your noain ?— room? why is my toe in your noain ?ani— room? why is my toe in your mouth ? and they went and mouth? and they went and annosioi— mouth? and they went and arrested this— mouth? and they went and arrested this guy. this is noaiiy— arrested this guy. this is noaiiy-i- arrested this guy. this is really-i mean,- arrested this guy. this is really i mean, i'm really weird. i mean, i'm gonainoiy— really weird. i mean, i'm genuinely terrified now. i mean, i genuinely terrified now. i mean, i-nnon— genuinely terrified now. i mean, i-nnon nnai— genuinely terrified now. i mean, i-know what you - genuinely terrified now. i mean, i-know what you-ll i don't know what you would. i inai-s— i don't know what you would. i inai-s-nonsi- i don't know what you would. i that's-worst thing- that's just the worst thing oon|ani— that's just the worst thing ever. can't imagine anything ever. i can't imagine anythingj worse. it doesn't sound real. iii— worse. it doesn't sound real. in ion— worse. it doesn't sound real. i'll tell-what— worse. it doesn't sound real. i'll tell-what happened. i i'll tell you what happened. what happened is, is the guy broke room thinking broke into the room thinking that and said, that nobody was there and said, oh, going to be

oh, my god, i'm going to be exposed. better suck the guy's exposed. i better suck the guy's toe won't be toe because that way it won't be as bad as first degree burglary. toe because that way it won't be athink as first degree burglary. toe because that way it won't be athink absoluteiegree burglary. toe because that way it won't be athink absolute motty burglary. toe because that way it won't be athink absolute motty suck. 1. i think absolute motty suck. your toe is much worse than insi— your toe is much worse than iinsi iognoo— your toe is much worse than first degree murder. i mean, no nai— first degree murder. i mean, no nai a— first degree murder. i mean, no one had a chance.— first degree murder. i mean, no one had a chance. _ first degree murder. i mean, no one had a chance. “can first degree murder. i mean, no one had a chance. 359? 2 one had a chance. they would have liked it. the guy may have wanted his toes. his toes sucked, but he should have said, is a that bit is there was a snake that bit you there? and then that's how you there? and then that's how you with obe aslef you get away with it. obe aslef . or you've been stung by a ioiiyiisn— . or you've been stung by a jellyfish . — . or you've been stung by a jellyfish . yeah— . or you've been stung by a jellyfish . yeah .- or you've been stung by a jellyfish . i433“ : "g jellyfish. yeah. anyway, well, i think the show is nearly over time wise, isn't it? so think the show is nearly over time wise, isn't it ? so let's time wise, isn't it? so let's take a quick look over monday's front pages . the times went with front pages. the times went with pr. we are all so proud of you. oh, pa? yeah telegraph pa , we oh, pa? yeah telegraph pa, we are all so proud of you. at least i got it right the second time. mirror granny would be so proud you . the guardian went proud of you. the guardian went with nhs patients developing cancer to long wait say top cancer due to long wait say top gp. the i britain more open to the idea of political king. thank you very much for

watching. we'll see you next time we do another one of these and review the newspapers. till next time, good one. next time, have a good one. thank you. cha .

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help out as we're all encouraged to get volunteering . no more