expressed their condolences after— expressed their condolences after india's— expressed their condolences after india's worst rail disaster— after india's worst rail disaster for- after india's worst rail disaster for decades. at least 288— disaster for decades. at least 288 people— disaster for decades. at least 288 people have— disaster for decades. at least 288 people have been killed and around— 288 people have been killed and around sno— 288 people have been killed and around 850 injured in the accident— around 850 injured in the accident in— around 850 injured in the accident in the- around 850 injured in the accident in the eastern state of ddnnd— accident in the eastern state of dddsnd .— accident in the eastern state of odisha . three— accident in the eastern state of odisha . three trains were odisha. three trains were dnvdved— odisha. three trains were involved to— odisha. three trains were involved to passenger trains cddded— involved to passenger trains collided when— involved to passenger trains collided when one derailed and non— collided when one derailed and non dnen— collided when one derailed and both then crashed— collided when one derailed and both then crashed into a goods ndn— both then crashed into a goods ndn .— both then crashed into a goods ndn . dnddd-s— both then crashed into a goods train . india's prime minister train. india's prime minister ndnndn— train. india's prime minister narendra modi— train. india's prime minister narendra modi has vowed to nnnnn— narendra modi has vowed to pnnnn ononoy— narendra modi has vowed to punish anyone responsible. ihra dono. — punish anyone responsible. ihra dono. ._ punish anyone responsible. ihra dono. . on— punish anyone responsible. ihra nana. i am deeply— punish anyone responsible. ihra nana. : “dig: it's nana. i am deeply pained. it's beyond ood— nana. i am deeply pained. it's beyond sad and— nana. i am deeply pained. it's beyond sad and very— nana. : “dig: it's beyond sad and very disturbing. the government— beyond sad and very disturbing. the government will leave no soone— the government will leave no stone unturned _ the government will leave no stone unturned and will provide the stone unturned and will provide one nood— stone unturned and will provide the best treatment to the people wo-no — the best treatment to the people wo-no noon— the best treatment to the people who've been injured , the who've been injured, the nodoodvoo— who've been injured, the relatives who _ who've been injured, the relatives who we've lost can't noon — relatives who we've lost can't come back, but— relatives who we've lost can't come back, but the government is odd— come back, but the government is odd onen— come back, but the government is with their families— come back, but the government is with their families in this hour of grief— with their families in this hour of odd . — with their families in this hour of odd . one— with their families in this hour of grief . the prime- with their families in this hour of grief . 37” sod. " of grief. the prime minister has stressed the importance of forging a close and candid relationship with the us president. ahead of their white house meeting next week . rishi house meeting next week. rishi sunakis house meeting next week. rishi sunak is expected to attend a

baseball game with business leaders and political figures in washington dc, ahead of holding talks with joe biden. despite shelving plans to broker a uk—eu us post—brexit trade deal . he us post—brexit trade deal. he will also seek to build closer economic ties. will also seek to build closer economic ties . 31 people have economic ties. 31 people have been arrested in connection with plans to disrupt the epsom derby, including one protester who ran on to the track as the race began . activists from the race began. activists from the group animal rising had threatened to cancel the event, despite a high court injunction banning them from doing so. the group said they wanted to protect the horses and were willing to put their bodies on the line. they accused the police of heavy handedness and of abusing their powers . a man of abusing their powers. a man has been arrested . the fa cup has been arrested. the fa cup final at wembley for wearing a shirt which had an offensive reference to the hillsborough disaster. the back of the man shirt featured the number 97 and the words not enough . 97

the words not enough. 97 liverpool fans died in 1989 as a result of a crush at an ea liverpool fans died in 1989 as a result of a crush at an fa cup semi—final match against nottingham forest in sheffield. metropol police say he was arrested on suspicion of a pubuc arrested on suspicion of a public order offence as well at the fa cup final. manchester city beat their rivals manchester united 2—1. ilkay gundogan scored after 12 seconds. that's the fastest goal in fa cup final history. united's bruno fernandes equalised scoring a penalty at 33 minutes. but gundogan scored another to restore city's lead in the second half. they're now on course to complete the treble, winning the premier league fa cup and champions league fa cup and champions league in the same season , which league in the same season, which takes place next saturday. you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio and on tune in this is gb news. now it's time for headliners .

headliners. hello and welcome to headliners, the nation's favourite newspaper review show. i'm nick dixon, the nation's novonnoo— i'm nick dixon, the nation's favourite presenter, and i'm joined— favourite presenter, and i'm joined by— favourite presenter, and i'm joined by noo— favourite presenter, and i'm joined by two of— favourite presenter, and i'm joined by two of your favourite ponddooo. — joined by two of your favourite panellists. lewis— joined by two of your favourite panellists. f panellists. lewis schaffer, who's happy to get the work who's just happy to get the work and of course, cressida wetton, who's just happy to be on dry land. who's just happy to be on dry land . and for those who didn't land. and for those who didn't get that lives on a get that joke, she lives on a boat. we talk about it quite a lot boat. we talk about it quite a dot on— boat. we talk about it quite a dot on an— boat. we talk about it quite a dot on are you— we talk about it quite a lot on are you going when lot on are you going to do when i lot on are you going to do when d-ond— lot on are you going to do when d-ond ._ lot on are you going to do when d-ond . doo— lot on are you going to do when i-and i live in— i sell it and i live in a budding— i sell it and i live in a building again, my fire. then rm— building again, my fire. then d-nn going— building again, my fire. then d-nn going on— building again, my fire. then d-nn godng no say.— building again, my fire. then i'm going to say, remember when building again, my fire. then i'm lived to say, remember when building again, my fire. then i'm lived on say, remember when building again, my fire. then i'm lived on that remember when building again, my fire. then i'm lived on that boat?nber when building again, my fire. then i'm lived on that boat.7 have vhen building again, my fire. then i'm lived on that boat.7 have you you lived on that boat.7 have you thought your surname thought about this? your surname is and you on is wetton and you live on a boat. you're like a wet and get it endlesslv-_ boat. you're like a wet and get it onddoody. — you're like a wet and get it endlessly. : ann it endlessly. endlessly. do you believe nominative believe in nominative determinism? i'm a quick question. apparently weird that like watercress. _ question. apparently weird that like watercress. that's- : cd" apparently weird that like watercress. that's the one you're okay, we'll work you're missing. okay, we'll work on that next time. lewis, how are you on that next time. lewis, how you dodngd — on that next time. lewis, how are you doing? i— on that next time. lewis, how are you doing? i know you wanted to butt in. well, we have the- to butt in. well, we have the odondon— to butt in. well, we have the calendar-been— j.w " well, we have the calendar been printed, to butt in. well, we have the calendar-been printed, i calendar has been printed, as i odd—and— calendar has been printed, as i odd—and dds- calendar has been printed, as i said—and it's on- calendar has been printed, as i said—and it's on itsi said last night, and it's on its woo.— said last night, and it's on its way.-p.gnggg_ said last night, and it's on its way. printed dozens and way. we've printed dozens and don— way. we've printed dozens and dozens-things.- way. we've printed dozens and dozens things. they're dozens of these things. they're

going— dozens of these things. they're godng odo— dozens of these things. they're godng out do— dozens of these things. they're going out to the— dozens of these things. they're going out to the people, out onero— going out to the people, out mono-o— going out to the people, out mono-o ven- going out to the people, out there. a very funny there. this is a very funny oodondon— there. this is a very funny calendar designed by lucy nonnon — calendar designed by lucy. harman. _even harman. okay. i'm not even sure onodo—ngno- that's legal, but. all right. down— that's legal, but. all right. lewis promote his calendar. lewis just promote his calendar. but quick look at but let's have a quick look at sunday-o— but let's have a quick look at sunday's front— but let's have a quick look at sunday's front-as- but let's have a quick look at sunday's front as it is sunday's front page, as it is coded.— sunday's front page, as it is oddod.—>- sunday's front page, as it is called._> so. sunday's front page, as it isi called._> so the called. headliners > so the observer— called. headliners > so the observer stupid sunak covid observer has stupid sunak covid scheme focus virus scheme to be focus of virus inquiry, that's eat inquiry, and that's about eat out out, we'll be out to help out, which we'll be talking a minute. the out to help out, which we'll be talki|on a minute. the out to help out, which we'll be talki|on sunday a minute. the out to help out, which we'll be talki|on sunday goesnute. the out to help out, which we'll be talki|on sunday goes with the mail on sunday goes with labour's class war on middle britain. the sunday telegraph has p tax cut before has pm wants to p tax cut before the next election. can't wait and also share a hotel room . and also share a hotel room. asylum seekers are ordered. the sunday times has ukraine's new weapons plea to hit back at putin. the sunday express autumn tax cuts to heal britain and finally the star. on sunday have a day off. psycho chat bots and that's about al. so let's get into it . so let's start with the into it. so let's start with the observer . lewis and they're observer. lewis and they're having a pop at sunak's eat out to help out. well, it seems like the to help out. well, it seems like one tones— to help out. well, it seems like the tories are— to help out. well, it seems like the tories are going— well, it seems like the tories are going after each oonon— the tories are going after each odor and— the tories are going after each

other and they're— the tories are going after each other and they're a little bit odd— other and they're a little bit not do— other and they're a little bit not it n— other and they're a little bit what it is that— other and they're a little bit what it is that sunak under fire as what it is that sunak under fire on duode— what it is that sunak under fire as quote unquote_ what it is that sunak under fire as quote unquote stupid . eat as quote unquote stupid. eat oun— as quote unquote stupid. eat odd. noo— as quote unquote stupid. eat out. not odo— as quote unquote stupid. eat out. eat out to— as quote unquote stupid. eat out. eat out to help. eat out. non-o— out. eat out to help. eat out. you're nailing— out. eat out to help. eat out. you're nailing this, you know nnoo— you're nailing this, you know not onio— you're nailing this, you know what this is?— you're nailing this, you know what this is? this gets me so angry— what this is? this gets me so angry nnd— what this is? this gets me so angry no n— what this is? this gets me so angry no d jun.— what this is? this gets me so angry that i just. i can't even. vod— angry that i just. i can't even. non con-d— angry that i just. i can't even. you can't read— angry that i just. i can't even. you can't read read it? no, boondo— you can't read read it? no, because they— you can't read read it? no, because they had this. this eat out do— because they had this. this eat odd to non— because they had this. this eat out to help out— because they had this. this eat out to help out scheme . g out to help out scheme. it was designed— out to help out scheme. it was designed oo— out to help out scheme. it was designed to thwart you, lewis. i think it's your blood sugar. okay, you know what? it's not going— okay, you know what? it's not godng oo— okay, you know what? it's not godng no no— okay, you know what? it's not godng no no no— okay, you know what? it's not going to be now because you're my dood— going to be now because you're my odood sugar— going to be now because you're my blood sugar can go up on dnnoodnd— my blood sugar can go up on distressful situations. remember this distressful situations. remember onn—nonnonod- this is about what happened onnoo— this is about what happened nod-ago.— this is about what happened three-ago, and- this is about what happened three ago, and rishi sunak three years ago, and rishi sunak doddoo— three years ago, and rishi sunak doddoo oo— three years ago, and rishi sunak decides to give— three years ago, and rishi sunak decides to give people money to go odo— decides to give people money to go on oun— decides to give people money to go on out. do— decides to give people money to go on odd. no god— decides to give people money to go eat out, to get people back in one— go eat out, to get people back in the business— go eat out, to get people back in the business of— go eat out, to get people back in the business of eating out of going— in the business of eating out of godng odo— in the business of eating out of godng odd or— in the business of eating out of going out or spending some money boondo— going out or spending some money nooono onoy— going out or spending some money because they were _ going out or spending some money because they were locked in doors.— because they were locked in doon. and— because they were locked in doors. and this— because they were locked in doors. and this was in august nnon— doors. and this was in august nnon one— doors. and this was in august when the when— doors. and this was in august when the when the covid rates wav— when the when the covid rates way down. — when the when the covid rates were way down. and the people nno— were way down. and the people nno woo— were way down. and the people nno ono— were way down. and the people who were the scientist are saying— who were the scientist are ooydngldddn-o- who were the scientist are saying didn't listen to us. saying he didn't listen to us. odo— saying he didn't listen to us. out do— saying he didn't listen to us. but the fact— saying he didn't listen to us. but the fact is— saying he didn't listen to us. but the fact is that who would you— but the fact is that who would you noon— but the fact is that who would you trust? who— but the fact is that who would you trust? who would you trust doooo— you trust? who would you trust doooo dno— you trust? who would you trust less? the scientists who've been nnovon— less? the scientists who've been proven absolutely— less? the scientists who've been proven absolutely wrong about this proven absolutely wrong about ondo ding.— proven absolutely wrong about no ondng. on— proven absolutely wrong about this thing, or rishi sunak, who

noo— this thing, or rishi sunak, who no nno— this thing, or rishi sunak, who has who hasn't— this thing, or rishi sunak, who has who hasn't had a track ood— has who hasn't had a track ood on— has who hasn't had a track record of being— has who hasn't had a track record of being wrong at that point— record of being wrong at that nodno 7— record of being wrong at that podnn o nod.— record of being wrong at that point ? well, so— record of being wrong at that point ? well, so you're record of being wrong at that point? well, so you're angry onoo— point? well, so you're angry not no— point? well, so you're angry that he didn't— point? well, so you're angry that he didn't listen to the scientists?— that he didn't listen to the scientists? _ that he didn't listen to the scientists? no— that he didn't listen to the scientists? no ,- that he didn't listen to the scientists? m3. that he didn't listen to the scientists? \di.n g scientists? no, i'm thinking that both that they both that they're both that they both suffer something called the suffer from something called the ferguson neal syndrome. have you heard of this? no.— ferguson neal syndrome. have you heard of this? no. where- if" we: syn have you heard of this? no. where where the heard of this? no. where where do gnoodon— heard of this? no. where where the greater your— heard of this? no. where where the greater your credentials are ono— the greater your credentials are ono oo— the greater your credentials are are, the more you're an idiot . are, the more you're an idiot. and— are, the more you're an idiot. and dnodo— are, the more you're an idiot. and that's based. _ are, the more you're an idiot. and that's based. it's based on dod— and that's based. it's based on nod nongnoon. — and that's based. it's based on neil ferguson. it's— and that's based. it's based on neil ferguson. it's kind of like the dunning—kruger effect. it's uno— the dunning—kruger effect. it's dno nnono— the dunning—kruger effect. it's like where you— the dunning—kruger effect. it's like where you see somebody and onoy— like where you see somebody and do novo— like where you see somebody and they have impeccable oxford , they have impeccable oxford, connnddgo— they have impeccable oxford, cambridge degree after degree . cambridge degree after degree. dnoy-vo— cambridge degree after degree. dnoy-vo goo— cambridge degree after degree. dnoy-vo god o— cambridge degree after degree. they've got a track record of dooddng— they've got a track record of leading amazing— they've got a track record of leading amazing organisations and dnoy— leading amazing organisations and do don-o— leading amazing organisations and they don't know anything. no— and they don't know anything. no odnoodo— and they don't know anything. the educate fools, as coolio oodnod— the educate fools, as coolio once talked about. okay, well, onono— once talked about. okay, well, onono yon— once talked about. okay, well, dnono you go— once talked about. okay, well, dnono you go .— once talked about. okay, well, there you go . yeah. there you go. yeah. coolio the rapper- _ there you go. yeah. coolio the rapper. that's my frame of reference. but yeah , what do you reference. but yeah, what do you mind?— reference. but yeah, what do you think? because _ reference. but yeah, what do you think? because this— reference. but yeah, what do you think? because this i— ”ni;�*"n:i;”di;ntdi; but yeah, what do you think? because this i wonder if onto— think? because this i wonder if no do— think? because this i wonder if no do uno— think? because this i wonder if this is like boris's_ think? because this i wonder if this is like boris's evil novonog— this is like boris's evil revenge like- this is like boris's evil revenge like he's revealed his wnodoano— revenge like he's revealed his whatsapp messages because he knows—something. knows that there's something onoo— knows that there's something not nanos— knows that there's something that makes-look- knows that there's something that makes look bad that makes sunak look bad and eat that makes sunak look bad and odd-do— that makes sunak look bad and odd-oo-onn - that makes sunak look bad and eat-to-out. but- that makes sunak look bad and eat-to-out. but i- that makes sunak look bad andi eat-to-out. but i have eat out to help out. but i have to eat out to help out. but i have out— eat out to help out. but i have out uno— eat out to help out. but i have to i like to eat, eat out to to say i like to eat, eat out to help i thought was good. help out. i thought it was good. tell me about it. yeah. let us

out.— tell me about it. yeah. let us odd-d— tell me about it. yeah. let us odd-d duod- .- tell me about it. yeah. let us odd-d duod- . .- tell me about it. yeah. let us out. ijust. i i didn't out. i mean, ijust. i i didn't uno— out. i mean, ijust. i i didn't ddno-oo— out. i mean, ijust. i i didn't like-at-full. out. i mean, ijust. i i didn't. like-at-full stop. like lockdown at all. full stop. dod— like lockdown at all. full stop. nod-dod— like lockdown at all. full stop. dot-nod o— like lockdown at all. full stop. not- not a fan?- like lockdown at all. full stop. not not a fan? no, not not a fan. not a fan? no, not a non. — not a fan. not a fan? no, not a non. doo— not a fan. not a fan? no, not a non. nod o— not a fan. not a fan? no, not a non. nod o g..— not a fan. not a fan? no, not a fan. not a fan. i— not a fan. not a fan? no, not a fan. not a fan. i mean. and all do— fan. not a fan. i mean. and all do indoo— fan. not a fan. i mean. and all no impact on— fan. not a fan. i mean. and all the impact on mental health and all the impact on mental health and odd-on— the impact on mental health and odd-of n.— the impact on mental health and odd-of do. no— the impact on mental health and all of it. we needed to all the rest of it. we needed to get— all the rest of it. we needed to god odd. — all the rest of it. we needed to god odd. odo— all the rest of it. we needed to get out. we needed to see poopdo— get out. we needed to see peopled-knowd- get out. we needed to see people,-know, i- get out. we needed to see people, know, i mean, people, you know, i mean, some pooodo— people were having illicit andro— people were having illicit affairs-their- people were having illicit affairs their colleagues affairs with their colleagues and—dud and having a nice time, but odnod—knonl and having a nice time, butj other—know, we other people, you know, we noodod— other people, you know, we needed .when - other people, you know, we needed .when you - other people, you know, we needed " n: other people, you know, we- needed .when you said that it needed to. when you said that it cut to schaefer's name as cut to lewis schaefer's name as if lewis schaefer, and if you meant lewis schaefer, and he but not he probably was. but that's not i meant matt hancock, i think he meant matt hancock, but did meet matt hancock or but i did meet matt hancock or ferguson or neil who ferguson or neil ferguson, who was an illicit affair was having an illicit affair while this thing was going on dunng while this thing was going on during lockdown , which meant during lockdown, which meant which, meant if it was as which, which meant if it was as bad as they said it was, and for him to have an illicit affair dunng him to have an illicit affair during this pandemic, it meant he was basically a murderer. yeah, well , by their own yeah, well, by their own possiblv- — yeah, well, by their own possiblv- d-n— yeah, well, by their own possibly. i'm not sure i can. donn— possibly. i'm not sure i can. noon. d-n— possibly. i'm not sure i can. noon. d-nn nod— possibly. i'm not sure i can. yeah, i'm not sure- possibly. i'm not sure i can. yeah, i'm not sure if- possibly. i'm not sure i can. yeah, i'm not sure if i- possibly. i'm not sure i can. yeah, i'm not sure if i have to apologise for that or something, but yeah, i mean. well, let's say, but yeah, i mean. well, let's odd. dod-o— but yeah, i mean. well, let's soy. dod-o ody— but yeah, i mean. well, let's say, let's say he— but yeah, i mean. well, let's say, let's say he was- anti?" " well, let's say, let's say he was lying and dnodo— say, let's say he was lying and don noo— say, let's say he was lying and there was nobody— say, let's say he was lying and there was nobody to die there was nobody going to die non— there was nobody going to die from-pandemic— there was nobody going to die from pandemic like it meant from the pandemic like it meant he from the pandemic like it meant no—ndn — from the pandemic like it meant no—ndn godng- from the pandemic like it meant he_him going out. from the pandemic like it meanti he_him going out to he was lying by him going out to his, he was lying by him going out to ndolndo— he was lying by him going out to his,.his girlfriend— he was lying by him going out to his, his girlfriend and him his, to his girlfriend and him dodng—nddn- his, to his girlfriend and him

doing—with his. doing something with his gddddond— girlfriend. he was basically dodddng—l girlfriend. he was basically. telling_, don't telling everybody that, don't nonn— telling everybody that, don't worn-dd— telling everybody that, don't worry-it because- telling everybody that, don't worry it because we're not worry about it because we're not going— worry about it because we're not gong—dd— worry about it because we're not gong—dd dd— worry about it because we're not gong—dd dd oo- going to die. but if it was oonodndng— going to die. but if it was something dangerous, if the pondondo— something dangerous, if the pandemic was— something dangerous, if the pandemic was dangerous and i don-d— pandemic was dangerous and i don-d dndnn— pandemic was dangerous and i don't think it— pandemic was dangerous and i don't think it was,— pandemic was dangerous and i don't think it was, but maybe it dnon— don't think it was, but maybe it dnon .— don't think it was, but maybe it was then , then— don't think it was, but maybe it was then , then well, to be fair, was then, then well, to be fair, he was then, then well, to be fair, no noo— was then, then well, to be fair, no ooodng— was then, then well, to be fair, he was seeing his— was then, then well, to be fair, he was seeing his girlfriend in a clandestine— he was seeing his girlfriend in a clandestine way, which i dnongnd— a clandestine way, which i thought-nice- a clandestine way, which i thought-nice of- a clandestine way, which i thought nice of him. a clandestine way, which i- thought-nice of him. but. thought was nice of him. but. so thought was nice of him. but. so duod— thought was nice of him. but. so tnod dnoddn— thought was nice of him. but. so just briefly on— thought was nice of him. so just briefly on this to sum up so just briefly on this to sum ngo—dno- so just briefly on this to sumj up_the argument so just briefly on this to sum. up_the argument is up the i mean, the argument is no— up the i mean, the argument is no dd— up the i mean, the argument is no dd noo— up the i mean, the argument is no dd nooo-— up the i mean, the argument is that it was-a spike- up the i mean, the argument is that it was a spike in that it was led to a spike in dndooddono— that it was led to a spike in infections. but— that it was led to a spike in infections. but to me, you know, the infections. but to me, you know, do dndooddon— infections. but to me, you know, the infection - got _ infections. but to me, you know, the infection - got to - infections. but to me, you know, the infection got to spike the infection has got to spike at the infection has got to spike od oo— the infection has got to spike od pond.— the infection has got to spike at some point. and it also led to at some point. and it also led do o— at some point. and it also led to a rejuvenation— at some point. and it also led to a rejuvenation for businesses dnod—dd. - to a rejuvenation for businesses dnod—dd. no- to a rejuvenation for businessesj that—it. we were to a rejuvenation for businessesj that-told _it. we were to a rejuvenation for businesses that dinn: . it. �*fdni unidi; to a rejuvenation for businesses that dinn: . it. �*fddni to a rejuvenation for businesses that dinn: . always told it was about flattening curve, just flattening the curve, like just slowing nhs slowing it down so that the nhs wasn't not that are wasn't rushed. not that what are we wasn't rushed. not that what are no godng — wasn't rushed. not that what are no godng-do— wasn't rushed. not that what are no godng-do dn— g : not that what are we going be in lockdown we going to do, be in lockdown dodonodo — we going to do, be in lockdown forever? yeah,— we going to do, be in lockdown forever? yeah, you're- we going to do, be in lockdown forever? “43?" di forever? yeah, you're right. i think this is all silly. i think all feeds into the narrative. oh, down enough. oh, we didn't lock down enough. i oh, we didn't lock down enough. d-odd— oh, we didn't lock down enough. d-odd o— oh, we didn't lock down enough. d-odd olodddn- oh, we didn't lock down enough. i-all a.silly and- i think it's all a bit silly and it i think it's all a bit silly and dd noo— i think it's all a bit silly and it was before. _ i think it's all a bit silly and it was before. it— i think it's all a bit silly and it was before. i i think it's all a bit silly and it was before. . di it was before. it was before. why did it spike? it didn't. spike it's. it's. spike is because it's. it's. it's standard flu virus it's your standard flu virus shape. was it was this this shape. it was it was this this started in august and so started in in in august and so by the time september october comes flus flu spikes anyway. well like we all agree on that. did anyone watch the fa cup

ddnod— did anyone watch the fa cup ddnod .— did anyone watch the fa cup ddnod . dd— did anyone watch the fa cup ddnod. dd ood— did anyone watch the fa cup final. it set me. - did anyone watch the fa cup final. it set me. n: n: i g did anyone watch the fa cup final. it set me. n: n: i i f final. it set me. i didn't watch it. my team lost. you don't even know. yeah i know. there was oonodndng— know. yeah i know. there was something—man. know. yeah i know. there was- something_man united something loud going, man united lost something loud going, man united dood z—d— something loud going, man united dood z—d do— something loud going, man united dood z—d do non— something loud going, man united lost 2—1 to man city. we got a nonn— lost 2—1 to man city. we got a fluky penalty. we lost 2—1 to man city. �*fddni ngdin «a; we probably fluky penalty. we probably dddn-d— fluky penalty. we probably didn't deserve— fluky penalty. we probably didn't deserve-win,- we probably didn't deserve win, but it didn't deserve the win, but it was a pointless,— didn't deserve the win, but it was a pointless, miserable waste of was a pointless, miserable waste od-don-d— was a pointless, miserable waste od-don-d dnon- - was a pointless, miserable waste of-don't know. never. of time. i don't know. never mind. that's my mind. congratulate that's my guess. guess ofcom guess. well, i guess for ofcom regulation reasons, i to regulation reasons, i have to say. done, city. even regulation reasons, i have to say. i done, city. even regulation reasons, i have to say. i feele, city. even regulation reasons, i have to say. i feel physically n regulation reasons, i have to say. i feel physically sick, i though i feel physically sick, i don't on and do don't know. let's move on and do the mail on sunday. question. okay. secret plan by starmer to hit well—off by cutting hit the well—off by cutting their to gps , libraries their access to gps, libraries and collections. is their access to gps, libraries and collections . is labour's and bin collections. is labour's class war on middle— fin: i ff is labour's class war on middle britain. so dood— class war on middle britain. so dood ndgnd— class war on middle britain. so last night labour— class war on middle britain. so last night labour was accused of dododdng— last night labour was accused of declaring class— last night labour was accused of declaring class on— last night labour was accused of declaring class on middle nddodn— declaring class on middle britain because starmer is oondng— britain because starmer is oondng dnod— britain because starmer is saying that he's going to slash oondooo— saying that he's going to slash oondooo dn— saying that he's going to slash services in affluent middle dooo— services in affluent middle class areas .— services in affluent middle class areas . that doesn't sound class areas. that doesn't sound dno— class areas. that doesn't sound do no— class areas. that doesn't sound do no dn— class areas. that doesn't sound like it's in his— class areas. that doesn't sound like it's in his best— class areas. that doesn't sound like it's in his best interest, dooo— like it's in his best interest, dooo doo— like it's in his best interest, dooo d? d— like it's in his best interest, does it? i mean,— like it's in his best interest, does it? i mean, isn't that his key— does it? i mean, isn't that his key demographic— does it? i mean, isn't that his key demographic ? “43?" does it? i mean, isn't that his key demographic ? / e key demographic? yeah, well, it sounds like it's a preference for cities over rural . so you for cities over rural. so you remember when— e so you remember when sunak was sort of oongnd— remember when sunak was sort of oongnd on— remember when sunak was sort of caught on speaking? caught on video speaking? i dndnn— caught on video speaking? i thinklwas_ caught on video speaking? i thinklwas in— caught on video speaking? i thinklwas in tunbridge- think it was in tunbridge wells and you know, saying, and he was, you know, saying, look, here's what i'm going to i'm going redistribute some

i'm going to redistribute some resources to you. and everyone's dno—ndodooddng- like, oh, he's just protecting dno—noondol the rich. but what people don't seem .realise_ the rich. but what people don't seem .realiselrural- the rich. but what people don't seem realise rural areas seem to realise is rural areas nono— seem to realise is rural areas nono dnon— seem to realise is rural areas have their own— seem to realise is rural areas have their own challenges. so d-nn — have their own challenges. so don-conno— have their own challenges. so i'm-cumbria, of- have their own challenges. so i'm-cumbria, of course.l have their own challenges. sol i'm-cumbria, of course. so i'm from cumbria, of course. so there challenges, i'm from cumbria, of course. so therngetting challenges, i'm from cumbria, of course. so therngetting to challenges, i'm from cumbria, of course. so therngetting to hospital. ges, i'm from cumbria, of course. so therngetting to hospital. they like getting to a hospital. they keep you keep shutting them down. you have even further. finding have to go even further. finding a people don't care a dentist and people don't care about and is about these things and labour is about these things and labour is a city centric. that's a bit too city centric. that's their base, isn't— a bit too city centric. that's their base, isn't it? - e n: can nini n: that's their base, isn't it? indie. a bit too city centric. that's their base, isn't it? what do you— their base, isn't it? what do you think, lewis i think that that's that's what politics is. politics is taking from politics is taking money from the politics is taking money from - dno—dddn-d the people who voted, who didn't nodo —dd— the people who voted, who didn't nodo —dd do - vote for you, to give it to noodo— vote for you, to give it to people nno — vote for you, to give it to people who did vote for you to mono— people who did vote for you to mono dnon— people who did vote for you to make them happy. and that's what no-o— make them happy. and that's what no dodng. — make them happy. and that's what no dodng. d— make them happy. and that's what he's doing. i mean,— make them happy. and that's what he's doing. i mean, can't make them happy. and that's what he'scan'tg. i mean, can't make them happy. and that's what he'scan't blame an, can't make them happy. and that's what he'scan't blame him can't make them happy. and that's what he'scan't blame him forcan't make them happy. and that's what he'scan't blame him for wanting you can't blame him for wanting to you can't blame him for wanting do—noondo— you can't blame him for wanting to_people because. to punish rich people because noo— to punish rich people because no odd— to punish rich people because no on dno— to punish rich people because he's. but the truth is, a lot of dno— he's. but the truth is, a lot of do doddoo— he's. but the truth is, a lot of the tories are— he's. but the truth is, a lot of the tories are now— he's. but the truth is, a lot of the tories are now rich, not the doddoo. — the tories are now rich, not the doddoo. n— the tories are now rich, not the doddoo. a dod— the tories are now rich, not the tories. a lot of— the tories are now rich, not the tories. a lot of labour are now don— tories. a lot of labour are now non noodo— tories. a lot of labour are now non people- nud— tories. a lot of labour are now rich people. but the fact is no— rich people. but the fact is no dndo— rich people. but the fact is what this what— rich people. but the fact is what this what this shows for dnooo— what this what this shows for dnooo ndondng— what this what this shows for those playing the lewis schaffer gono— those playing the lewis schaffer game centralisation is that dnooo— game centralisation is that dnooo doood— game centralisation is that these local areas should be paying— these local areas should be paying dod— these local areas should be paying for their— these local areas should be paying for their own schools , paying for their own schools, for paying for their own schools, do dnon— paying for their own schools, for their own _ paying for their own schools, for their own libraries , for for their own libraries, for dnon— for their own libraries, for dnodd on— for their own libraries, for their own gp _ for their own libraries, for their own gp surgeries . why their own gp surgeries. why onondd— their own gp surgeries. why onondd dd— their own gp surgeries. why

should it be?— their own gp surgeries. why should it be? everything is oonodn— should it be? everything is centrally housed here. it's too oondnoddood— centrally housed here. it's too centralised. okay ' n: centrally housed here. it's too centralised. okay n: centralised. okay and so just for the viewers that don't know, when you say lewis schaffer game, you mean if you say centralisation in the death of love. yeah. by my calendar they all love. yeah. by my calendar they odd nono— love. yeah. by my calendar they odd nono do— love. yeah. by my calendar they all have to take— yeah. by my calendar they all have to take drink and all all have to take a drink and all of dnooo. — all have to take a drink and all of dnooo. od— all have to take a drink and all of those. or if— all have to take a drink and all of those. or if-just- all have to take a drink and all of those. cj” �*" of those. or if you just keel over of gout . oh, we have a over of gout. oh, we have a dddnndng— over of gout. oh, we have a dnnndng gono— over of gout. oh, we have a drinking game right- ngdin. oh, we have a drinking game right now. / drinking game right now. yeah. noon.— drinking game right now. yeah. noon-nodd— drinking game right now. yeah. noon-non od— drinking game right now. yeah. yeah,-part of the— drinking game right now. yeah. yeah,-part of the show. - yeah, it's part of the show. questlove so let's questlove get with it. so let's move think on that parm move on. i think on that parm sandhu telegraph. sandhu the sunday telegraph. lewis news is the lewis big news. big news is the ndno— lewis big news. big news is the prime minister— lewis big news. big news is the prime minister knows he's prime minister who knows he's going— prime minister who knows he's godng-ndno— prime minister who knows he's going prime minister going to lose prime minister nondo— going to lose prime minister nondo o— going to lose prime minister nondo o do— going to lose prime minister nondo o do no— going to lose prime minister wants a to p tax— going to lose prime minister wants a to p tax cut before the odooddon. — wants a to p tax cut before the election. this— wants a to p tax cut before the election. this telegraph election. this sunday telegraph snnon— election. this sunday telegraph snnon-do— election. this sunday telegraph sunak-to reduce- election. this sunday telegraph sunak to reduce the sunak seeks to reduce the noddonod— sunak seeks to reduce the national insurance or the basic dooo— national insurance or the basic dodo do— national insurance or the basic rate to incentivise_ national insurance or the basic rate to incentivise work as dnddoddon— rate to incentivise work as inflation falls— rate to incentivise work as inflation falls and the he knows no-o— inflation falls and the he knows no godng— inflation falls and the he knows no godng do— inflation falls and the he knows he's going to lose— inflation falls and the he knows he's going to lose but he's dndnndng— he's going to lose but he's thinking let's— he's going to lose but he's thinking let's just give him oonodndng— thinking let's just give him something because if he wins, no-o— something because if he wins, no-o godng— something because if he wins, no-o godng do— something because if he wins, he's going to take or he's going to take it back. or mav— he's going to take it back. or non dono— he's going to take it back. or may takelback. _ he's going to take it back. or may take back. but and this may take it back. but and this is may take it back. but and this do-onon— may take it back. but and this do-onon-do- may take it back. but and this is-even-to happen. may take it back. but and this. is-even-to happen now. is not even going to happen now. it's is not even going to happen now. dd-o-nonnon— is not even going to happen now. dd-o-nonnon nond- is not even going to happen now. it's happen next march. it's going to happen next march. ndgnd— it's going to happen next march. dddgnd—dd-o— it's going to happen next march. dddgnd—dd-o duod- it's going to happen next march. right—it's just he's. right i think so. it's just he's nondo— right i think so. it's just he's nondo do— right i think so. it's just he's wants to lower— right i think so. it's just he's wants to lower taxes. we need all wants to lower taxes. we need odd dno— wants to lower taxes. we need odd dno monon— wants to lower taxes. we need all the money this country noodo— all the money this country do add— all the money this country needs. all the— all the money this country needs. all the money. i

all the money this country needs. all the money. . i nini needs. all the money. it's nice dnon— needs. all the money. it's nice dnod noo— needs. all the money. it's nice that he's lowering taxes, but it's a bit gutted that it's 2% from what is it from national insurance or income tax. you know, not even both . it's not know, not even both. it's not a lot, is it? it's like _ know, not even both. it's not a lot, is it? it's like the - lot, is it? it's like the dondddo— lot, is it? it's like the terrible husband coming home dunn— terrible husband coming home drunk—od- terrible husband coming home drunk—of flowers| terrible husband coming home drur saying, of flowers terrible husband coming home drur saying, i'll of flowers terrible husband coming home drur saying, i'll do of flowers terrible husband coming home drur saying, i'll do betterdwers terrible husband coming home drur saying, i'll do better next and saying, i'll do better next noon— and saying, i'll do better next noon .— and saying, i'll do better next noon. dd-o— and saying, i'll do better next week. it's-like,- and saying, i'll do better next week . it's like, oh, really week. it's just like, oh, really no— week. it's just like, oh, really analogv- — week. it's just like, oh, really nice analogy. do- week. it's just like, oh, really nice analogy. jdin week. it's just like, oh, really- nice analogy. do-want to do nice analogy. do you want to do the one well? so the migrants one as well? so we've got a hotel room, �* so we've got a hotel room, asylum ooonoo— we've got a hotel room, asylum seekers ordered. _ we've got a hotel room, asylum seekers ordered. / we've got a hotel room, asylum seekers ordered. “43?" f seekers ordered. yeah, because there was a bit of a there was a there was a bit of a little kerfuffle outside the comfort in in pimlico. and comfort inn in in pimlico. and i know pimlico in london is quite a nice place. i've got a friend of mine who lives there, you've visited there, you've passed through. the comfort comes out on-on— through. the comfort comes out on-on dno— through. the comfort comes out on-on the pavement- g the comfort comes out on on the pavement with the on the on the pavement with the oondnn— on the on the pavement with the oondnn ooonoo— on the on the pavement with the asylum seekers what it asylum seekers and so what it dooo— asylum seekers and so what it dooo-noono— asylum seekers and so what it does-means that- asylum seekers and so what it does means that means does is it means that it means no— does is it means that it means dnod-oondnn - does is it means that it means that asylum seekers are that the that asylum seekers are ddndng— that the that asylum seekers are ddndnglndoo— that the that asylum seekers are living. nice hotels _ that the that asylum seekers are living nice hotels . ' n: living in nice hotels. and i'm nod— living in nice hotels. and i'm nod saving— living in nice hotels. and i'm not saying they shouldn't be treated nicely. i am saying that i think i think are they be are they living in nice hotels , they living in nice hotels, though, or just. no, i think though, orjust. no, i think it's though, orjust. no, i think no oo— though, orjust. no, i think it's more strictly— though, orjust. no, i think it's more strictly they- g no, i think it's more strictly they did a ndodood— it's more strictly they did a protest because _ it's more strictly they did a protest because they were in no— protest because they were in nododo— protest because they were in nice hotels or— protest because they were in nice hotels or they were in nododo— nice hotels or they were in hotels.|lford,_ nice hotels or they were in hotels ilford, think. ' n: hotels in ilford, i think. and dnon— hotels in ilford, i think. and dnon dnon— hotels in ilford, i think. and then they didn't— hotels in ilford, i think. and then they didn't like those ones, moved. is that

ones, so they moved. is that right? no,ithink_ ones, so they moved. is that right? no,ithink they- ones, so they moved. is that. right? no,ithink they -the right? no, i think they were the good— right? no, i think they were the good-dddodd- good people in ilford because it's good people in ilford because dd-o-oonnod— good people in ilford because it's central london. it's not central london. i think non-no— it's not central london. i think they've better hotels in they've got better hotels in terms facilities and the terms of facilities and the people in london are people who are in london are being crammed which being crammed in, which is probably true in the youth probably true in all the youth hostels london as well, hostels in london as well, because london, you know, hostels in london as well, becésoa london, you know, hostels in london as well, becé so they're ndon, you know, hostels in london as well, becé so they're they're ou know, hostels in london as well, becé so they're they're sayingiv, and so they're they're saying this enough this isn't a good enough standard yeah > and standard of living. yeah > and there video from there was a strange video from dddonodd—ddno- richard tyson. i do like richard noon.— richard tyson. i do like richard noon—nn- richard tyson. i do like richard tyson. my podcast, richard tyson. i do like richard. tyson._my podcast, but tyson. he was on my podcast, but he tyson. he was on my podcast, but no no— tyson. he was on my podcast, but he he interviewed— tyson. he was on my podcast, but he he interviewed one of them. and— he he interviewed one of them. and dn— he he interviewed one of them. and d-n-od— he he interviewed one of them. and i'm .of torn _ he he interviewed one of them. and i'm of torn because he and i'm sort of torn because he noo-noondng— was sort of mocking the guy a dddddo— was sort of mocking the guy a dddddo odd— was sort of mocking the guy a little bit because— was sort of mocking the guy a little bit because they're oondng— little bit because they'rei oondng—nono little bit because they're- saying,_have enough saying, oh, we don't have enough dodndoono— bathrooms or big enough bathrooms— bathrooms or big enough- bathrooms—share. bathrooms or big enough- bathrooms_share. and bathrooms or big enough- batitorn1s_share. and bathrooms or big enough batitorn because share. and bathrooms or big enough batitorn because the share. and bathrooms or big enough batitorn because the wayire. and bathrooms or big enough batitorn because the way they're i'm torn because the way they're ddndng — i'm torn because the way they're ddndng do. — i'm torn because the way they're ddndng do. nod-o— i'm torn because the way they're living is, let's face— i'm torn because the way they're living is, let's face it, it's nod— living is, let's face it, it's nod luxury- — living is, let's face it, it's not luxury. at- living is, let's face it, it's not luxury. '. not luxury. at the same time, though, obviously of though, obviously a lot of people annoyed that they're people are annoyed that they're even country. so feel even in the country. so i feel bad the individuals, but bad for the individuals, but i also they shouldn't also feel that they shouldn't necessarily here. i'm kind also feel that they shouldn't ne i'm.arily here. i'm kind also feel that they shouldn't nei'm kind here. i'm kind also feel that they shouldn't nei'm kind of here. i'm kind also feel that they shouldn't nei'm kind of torn. i'm kind also feel that they shouldn't nei'm kind of torn on i'm kind also feel that they shouldn't nei'm kind of torn on that. kind of i'm kind of torn on that. i think just bad situation think it's just a bad situation for the individuals. it's appalling, isn't- for the individuals. it's appalling, isn't it,- n: , : it's appalling, isn't it, because dnon— appalling, isn't it, because their lives— appalling, isn't it, because their lives just— appalling, isn't it, because their lives just on hold, you dnon— their lives just on hold, you dnon-nndono- know, they can't pursue onndndng. — anything. yeah but i would also nondng— anything. yeah but i would also nondng-dnod.— anything. yeah but i would also having-that,-put. having said that, i would put dnndgdoddon— having said that, i would put immigration-yeah] having said that, i would put. immigration _yeah, we immigration at zero. yeah, we don-d— immigration at zero. yeah, we nno-nno.— immigration at zero. yeah, we don't time. this it. don't have time. this is it. quick. well, agree with you. don't have time. this is it. i quick. well,iagree with you. i quick. well, i agree with you. i ogdoo— quick. well, i agree with you. i ogdoo-dd-o— quick. well, i agree with you. i ogdoo-dd-o o— quick. well, i agree with you. i agree it's a difficult agree with you. it's a difficult oddnoddon. — agree with you. it's a difficult situation. _lewis- agree with you. it's a difficult

situation. f situation. send lewis schaffer back. we going with back. so what are we going with on star cressida the on the star cressida in the star? and i could star? and you thought i could not star? and you thought i could nod-ony— star? and you thought i could nod-onn oo— star? and you thought i could not-any more evil. - , and you thought i could not any more evil. not get any more evil. have a day— not get any more evil. have a don odd.— not get any more evil. have a day off. psycho chat bots. i hope we've got. yeah we've got the here. there's the picture here. so there's a picture me with hangover. picture of me with a hangover. no, you with no, it's a chat. you with a bottle of what is that a danger biohazard. a bottle covid or biohazard. a bottle of covid or something? i don't know. chat bots exterminate something? i don't know. chat bots with exterminate something? i don't know. chat bots with covid.terminate something? i don't know. chat bots with covid style nate humankind with covid style virus. boffins. so humankind with covid style virlwe boffins. so humankind with covid style virlwe feel boffins. so humankind with covid style virlwe feel all boffins. so humankind with covid style virlwe feel all relaxedfins. so humankind with covid style virlwe feel all relaxed abouto do we feel all relaxed about that? i mean , i think what he's that? i mean, i think what he's holding is a safe and effective vaccine. president xi oh, i see. dndo— vaccine. president xi oh, i see. no do— vaccine. president xi oh, i see. no do o— vaccine. president xi oh, i see. no do o non— vaccine. president xi oh, i see. this is a new way— dinint. president xi oh, i see. this is a new way that al is going— this is a new way that al is godng do— this is a new way that al is godng do nn— this is a new way that al is going to kill-all.- this is a new way that al is going to kill all. there's so going to kill us all. there's so nonn— going to kill us all. there's so many-it— going to kill us all. there's so many-it on— going to kill us all. there's so many-it can kill- going to kill us all. there's so many it can kill us. . many ways it can kill us. it's got— many ways it can kill us. it's god o— many ways it can kill us. it's god o ododoo— many ways it can kill us. it's got a choice. drone- many ways it can kill us. it's got a choice. drone attack, enslave us somehow. vaccines, not . of course they're not vaccines. of course they're safe but a virus. safe and effective, but a virus. what think, louis? i what do you think, louis? i dndnn— what do you think, louis? i dndnn dndo— what do you think, louis? i think this is— what do you think, louis? i think this is just.- what do you think, louis? i think this is just. this- what do you think, louis? i think this is just. this is the typical story, which is panic building. want to building. they just want us to panic about something. and they tried about tried to get us to panic about the we did panic the covid. and we did panic about but don't about the covid. but i don't think are panic think people are going to panic as interesting, as much. but what's interesting, do this time around do you think this time around people will just when the next virus don't virus comes, you don't think people as as people will will be as as compliant ? i personally don't compliant? i personally don't even in virus. all

even believe in virus. all right. well, we got to we got to take the break. but i think the odon— take the break. but i think the odon nondo— take the break. but i think the start maybe they— take the break. but i think the start maybe they do- but i think the start maybe they do want a panic as start maybe they do want a panic oo nondo. — start maybe they do want a panic oo nondo. nud— start maybe they do want a panic as louis. but in— start maybe they do want a panic as louis. but in a— start maybe they do want a panic as louis. but in a very- start maybe they do want a panic as louis. i nnig as louis. but in a very funny way. that's it for part- as louis. i nnig that's it for part one. but way. that's it for part one. but oondng— way. that's it for part one. but oondng nn— way. that's it for part one. but oondng no. oo— that's it for part one. but coming up, more immigration doddnoo— coming up, more immigration failures—hate- failures. non—crime hate dnoddondo— failures. non—crime hate incidents see

radio. welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon still here with the delightfully unpredictable lewis schaefer and the predictably delightful cressida wetton . i delightful cressida wetton. i did nice one. look at that. did a nice one. look at that. that brilliant. i giveth and that was brilliant. i giveth and taketh . let's the taketh away. so let's do the sunday telegraph now with a story about unwanted migrants . story about unwanted migrants. so who to go to than an so who better to go to than an american club comedian in american club comedian living in the i am an unwanted the uk? louis i am an unwanted migrant. imyself the uk? louis i am an unwanted migrant. i myself am unwanted onongod— migrant. i myself am unwanted onongod nnoodd— migrant. i myself am unwanted amongst myself .— migrant. i myself am unwanted amongst myself . and- ngdii i myself am unwanted amongst myself . and if ngdidi. i myself am unwanted amongst myself . and if you want amongst myself. and if you want to amongst myself. and if you want do oon— amongst myself. and if you want do oonlnon— amongst myself. and if you want do oonlnon nond— amongst myself. and if you want to say you want send to say if you want to send me nono— to say if you want to send me nono-no— to say if you want to send me home,-me-okay?| to say if you want to send me- home,-me-okay? this home, send me home. okay? this is home, send me home. okay? this do ndn— home, send me home. okay? this do ndn noon.— home, send me home. okay? this is him back. yeah.— home, send me home. okay? this is him back. yeah. me back is him back. yeah. send me back .-dnod-o— is him back. yeah. send me back .-dnod-o-noxd- is him back. yeah. send me back .-that's-next thing. . that's. that's the next thing nodd— . that's. that's the next thing we'll collect— . that's. that's the next thing we'll collect money. should we'll collect money. i should oond—onnnonl we'll collect money. i shouldj oond—onnnon . send a patriot thing anyway. noodo— send a patriot thing anyway. noodo-oono- send a patriot thing anyway. bravo curve suella bravo means curve suella braverman is— bravo means curve suella braverman is my favourite name for braverman is my favourite name

don ononon— braverman is my favourite name for anyone. suella— braverman is my favourite name for anyone. suella braverman's nondo— for anyone. suella braverman's nondo on— for anyone. suella braverman's kerbs on foreign— for anyone. suella braverman's kerbs on foreign students nododod— kerbs on foreign students watered down— kerbs on foreign students watered down over tuition fee door-o — watered down over tuition fee door-o sno— watered down over tuition fee fears. she had— watered down over tuition fee fears. she had this brilliant ddoo— fears. she had this brilliant ddoo dnod— fears. she had this brilliant idea that that— fears. she had this brilliant idea that that they were going to idea that that they were going do odd— idea that that they were going do odd dno— idea that that they were going to cut the number of foreign odndondo— to cut the number of foreign students-country. to cut the number of foreign students country . and students into the country. and dndo— students into the country. and dndo do— students into the country. and dndo do-don— students into the country. and this is-law of— students into the country. and this is law of unintended this is the law of unintended consequences. _ this is the law of unintended consequences. it's like not so food.— consequences. it's like not so dood. dd— consequences. it's like not so dood. dd non— consequences. it's like not so fast. if you take— consequences. it's like not so fast. if you take away the dododgn— fast. if you take away the foreign students, the universe , foreign students, the universe, odddoo— foreign students, the universe, odddoo oo— foreign students, the universe, cities are going— foreign students, the universe, cities are going to suffer doooo— cities are going to suffer because they— cities are going to suffer because they haven't raised the dooo— because they haven't raised the dooo onoo— because they haven't raised the fees since since— because they haven't raised the fees since since 2017. so that's six fees since since 2017. so that's odx noodo— fees since since 2017. so that's odo noodo ddo— fees since since 2017. so that's six years it's been— fees since since 2017. so that's six years it's been capped at £9,250— six years it's been capped at £9.st ond— six years it's been capped at £9,250 and that— six years it's been capped at £9,250 and that and that 21% of the £9,250 and that and that 21% of do oonood— £9,250 and that and that 21% of the school budget— £9,250 and that and that 21% of the school budget is may it comes from these people and the rest comes from _ comes from these people and the rest comes from the— comes from these people and the rest comes from the federal nnodonod— rest comes from the federal whatever whatever you call the ododo. — whatever whatever you call the state, whatever— whatever whatever you call the state, whatever the government is state, whatever the government do dn— state, whatever the government do dn dndo. — state, whatever the government do dndndo. ddo— state, whatever the government is in this, it's called the government— is in this, it's called the government isn't this a bit of a noodod— government isn't this a bit of a racket, though? _ government isn't this a bit of a racket, though? i— government isn't this a bit of a racket, though? i government isn't this a bit of a racket, though? i mean, look, you've got these foreign students come over to do courses that are often fairly pointless. they it to get a they want to do it to get a visa. then they fund the universities— . then they fund the universities they can afford universities so they can afford to universities so they can afford do dono— universities so they can afford to take i british _ universities so they can afford to take british students who to take on british students who are to take on british students who ooo-dong— to take on british students who are doing pointless to take on british students who are in doing pointless to take on british students who are in d main)ointless to take on british students who are in d main anyway. courses in the main anyway. non.— courses in the main anyway. ndn-do— courses in the main anyway. ndn-do nn— courses in the main anyway. ndn-do on d— courses in the main anyway. well,-is my i hate- courses in the main anyway. well,-is my i hate to- courses in the main anyway. well,-is my i hate to bel well, this is my i hate to be cynical, fewer cynical, but i just think fewer people should to university.

people should go to university. that's my answer. i looked at the was the figures. 1994, there was about going to, about a million people going to, oh, no, it says boat oh, it's me. no, it says boat dwelling comedian. i was just dongndng.— dwelling comedian. i was just dongndng. conn— dwelling comedian. i was just laughing. carry on. _ : i; i: n?" i was just laughing. carry on. don't let dnod— laughing. carry on. don't let onoo-odd.— laughing. carry on. don't let that-off-this. laughing. carry on. don't let that-off.-this is| that put you off. no, this is good.— that put you off. no, this is good. — that put you off. no, this is good. dn— that put you off. no, this is great. in 1994,- that put you off. no, this is great. in 1994, pre- that put you off. no, this is great. i jj” . e"jiil”jiil great. in 1994, pre blair, there was a million people again , was a million people again, carry on though. you're making a serious there's— carry on though. you're making a serious there's a— carry on though. you're making a serious there's a lot— carry on though. you're making a serious there's a lot of- lindy 3 you're making a serious there's a lot of people going— serious there's a lot of people godng dood— serious there's a lot of people godng doon d— serious there's a lot of people going look i went— serious there's a lot of people going look i went to an ex poly ond— going look i went to an ex poly ond ddd— going look i went to an ex poly ond ddd o— going look i went to an ex poly and did a philosophy degree i dnon— and did a philosophy degree i know onono— and did a philosophy degree i know about pointless degrees all ndgnd— know about pointless degrees all ndgndlnon— know about pointless degrees all ddgndlnon dno— know about pointless degrees all rightinow live on— know about pointless degrees all rightinow live on a— know about pointless degrees all right now live on a boat. iii; right i now live on a boat. my noodod— right i now live on a boat. my nodded do— right i now live on a boat. my nodded do o— right i now live on a boat. my brother is a self— right i now live on a boat. my brother is a self employed builder. he hasn't a degree. builder. he hasn't got a degree. he's bedroom house, he's got a three bedroom house, so. i've got an english so. exactly. i've got an english degree. iwent so. exactly. i've got an english degree. i went back to my home donn— degree. i went back to my home donn. dno— degree. i went back to my home town. the plumbers— oigdii i went back to my home town. the plumbers had houses. we town. the plumbers had houses. nno—sonn- we were cheated. yeah. sorry. i cut we were cheated. yeah. sorry. i odd non— we were cheated. yeah. sorry. i odd you on.— we were cheated. yeah. sorry. i ond you on. — we were cheated. yeah. sorry. i cut you off. well,— we were cheated. yeah. sorry. i cut you off. well, i- we were cheated. yeah. sorry. i cut you off. indie: in: cut you off. well, i think you get gist of it. i blame tony get the gist of it. i blame tony blair. told blair. i blame. we were told that and more people should that more and more people should go. more go. and of course, if more people go, degrees are worth people go, the degrees are worth nothing. you have to get nothing. so then you have to get a masters and on and so on. a masters and so on and so on. grade inflation. do really grade inflation. do we really need all these degrees? absolutely you it is? absolutely you know what it is? sonn- — absolutely you know what it is? sonn- -ono-o— absolutely you know what it is? sorry.-she's saying- absolutely you know what it is? sorry. _she's saying the- sorry. she's she's saying the same-happening- same thing is happening in onono.— america. the basically the nndnododdn— america. the basically thei university _for america. the basically the- university _for the university system is not for the people— university system is not for the noodo—duod- university system is not for the noodo—ddoo dol people involved. it's just to noon— people involved. it's just to. noon—gong keep those universities going duod— keep those universities going ddddod—o- keep those universities going filled—a weird| filled with. yeah, it's a weird ddo— filled with. yeah, it's a weird dd-o o— filled with. yeah, it's a weird

dd-o o nond— filled with. yeah, it's a weird it's a ponzi-it's. it's a ponzi scheme. it's. nonsense. i-also it's a ponzi scheme. it's nonsense. i also lastly nonsense. i mean and also lastly on the fact that suella on this, the fact that suella braverman control the braverman can't control the department. her, department. i mean, i like her, but can't. do what but she can't. they just do what they i mean, she comes up, they want. i mean, she comes up, we know we have to reduce immigration. we this an immigration. we say this is an area there's problem area where there's a big problem and we can and loads of immigration we can immediately they go, immediately cut. then they go, no, you can't do and no, you can't do that. and nothing anyway. nothing happens anyway. we've got do the got to move on. let's do the sunday and police will now sunday times and police will now record non—crime incidents record non—crime hate incidents only when necessary, so presumably cressida idid presumably never. cressida i did wonder protected presumably never. cressida i did wonder i protected . new - expression protected in new noddoo— expression protected in new ooddoo ddoo— expression protected in new police rules on— expression protected in new police rules on hate crimes. so in police rules on hate crimes. so dn-oodo— police rules on hate crimes. so dn-oodo od— police rules on hate crimes. so in-code of practise.- in the new code of practise. nod.— in the new code of practise. well, actually— in the new code of practise. well, actually let's give the doddndddon— well, actually let's give the definition non—crime definition of a non—crime hate dnoddond— definition of a non—crime hate incident—when- definition of a non—crime hate incident. when the incident. this is it's when the non—crime hate— incident. this is it's when the non—crime hate incidents are nnon— non—crime hate incidents are nnon dno— non—crime hate incidents are when the offence— non—crime hate incidents are when the offence is perceived by a when the offence is perceived by ondoddn— when the offence is perceived by ondoddn od— when the offence is perceived by ondoddn on on— when the offence is perceived by a victim or any other person to be a victim or any other person to do noddnodod— a victim or any other person to be motivated by— a victim or any other person to be motivated by hostility or nnodnddoo. — be motivated by hostility or nnodnddoo. so— be motivated by hostility or prejudice. so perceptions are noodo— prejudice. so perceptions are really important, right. this is . noon.— really important, right. this is . noon. d— really important, right. this is . yeah. i mean,— really important, right. this is . yeah. i mean, sometimes your donondond— . yeah. i mean, sometimes your behaviour might— . yeah. i mean, sometimes your behaviour might be. n: n: i e behaviour might be. i didn't nond— behaviour might be. i didn't nond do— behaviour might be. i didn't nond do oon— behaviour might be. i didn't want to say yeah, i think he's done a few non—crime hate incidents i perceive them incidents to me. i perceive them as you, everybody, as such. so you, everybody, nondo—sol as such. so you, everybody, nondo—so dni as such. so you, everybody,- maybe_so in the maybe it's everybody. so in the non-noodo- maybe it's everybody. so in the new practise, which is new code of practise, which is going— new code of practise, which is godng—oddood- new code of practise, which is. going—effect today going to come into effect today ndgnd—

going to come into effect today ddgnd . — going to come into effect today ndgnd . dndo— going to come into effect today right . this will— going to come into effect today right . i e: i : right. this will protect freedom of speech by ensuring officers record non—crime hate incidents only absolutely necessary. only when absolutely necessary. and course, the problem is and of course, the problem is that brings in police judgement, doesn't it? yeah. yeah. so onoo-no— doesn't it? yeah. yeah. so dnon-no god— doesn't it? yeah. yeah. so they've got they're - : e .7’ yeah. yeah. so they've got they're changing it to they've got they're changing it do nnodo— they've got they're changing it do nnodo ddo— they've got they're changing it to where it's clearly motivated by intentional— to where it's clearly motivated by intentional hostility , but by intentional hostility, but dnod— by intentional hostility, but dnodlodddd— by intentional hostility, but that-still a— by intentional hostility, but that still a little bit that is still a little bit subjective _ that is still a little bit subjective and that is still a little bit- subjective _and then it subjective to me. and then it oono.— subjective to me. and then it oono-dno— subjective to me. and then it says, .the - risk- subjective to me. and then it says, .the - risk of - says, or the real risk of escalation _ says, or the real risk of- escalation-significant escalation causing significant nonn— escalation causing significant norm on— escalation causing significant harm or criminal— escalation causing significant harm or criminal offence and dnod— harm or criminal offence and that-reasonable— harm or criminal offence and that-reasonable .- harm or criminal offence and that reasonable . but that's that is reasonable. but that's nododdn— that is reasonable. but that's nododdn ddo— that is reasonable. but that's probably, it's probably already that is reasonable. but that's probaifor it's probably already that is reasonable. but that's probaifor it's pthatily already that is reasonable. but that's probaifor it's pthat soundsndy that is reasonable. but that's probaifor it's pthat sounds like a law for that. that sounds like dnoddonond. — a law for that. that sounds like| incitement. _think? a law for that. that sounds like| inciteithat. _think? a law for that. that sounds like inciteithat sounds think? a law for that. that sounds like inciteithat sounds like think? lewis that sounds like incitement— lewis that sounds like incitement . - lewis that sounds like incitement . indie. n:din lewis that sounds like- incitement . what do i think? lewis that sounds like— incitement . what do i think? you incitement. what do i think? you can't can't leave it up to can't you can't leave it up to the police. that's why there's rules and regulations. they're not i want not known for their. i want to say anything bad about the police , but mean, they're not police, but i mean, they're not the people in the the brightest people in the world, and they and they world, really. and they and they all they control all have they all have control issues. of them . issues. anybody, all of them. every single i don't to say onndndng— every single i don't to say onndndng dod— every single i don't to say anything bad them, every single i don't to say- anything bad _them, though. every single i don't to say- anytijust bad _them, though. every single i don't to say- anytijust get-them, though. every single i don't to say anytijust get that them, though. every single i don't to say anytijust get that thernow. igh. let's just get that clear now. dnon— let's just get that clear now. nnon ndn— let's just get that clear now. nnon why do — let's just get that clear now. every why do - become - every why do you become a policeman? you think no policeman? because you think no one is respecting me. okay why do become comic? one is respecting me. okay whyi do-becomelcomic? because do you become a comic? because is do you become a comic? because doe—nonse— do you become a comic? because doe—nonoo vou- do you become a comic? because is_because you want. is no. one. because you want someone to stop hitting you. all right. on someone to stop hitting you. all right . on that disturbing note,

right. on that disturbing note, nod-o— right. on that disturbing note, dod-o do— right. on that disturbing note, dod-o do dno— right. on that disturbing note, let's do the absurd— d ngi on that disturbing note, let's do the absurd over with a ododn— let's do the absurd over with a ododn odond— let's do the absurd over with a story about something bad . the story about something bad. the doddoo— story about something bad. the doddoo nono— story about something bad. the tories have done— story about something bad. the tories have done a— story about something bad. the tories have done a bold new dddooddon— tories have done a bold new direction for— tories have done a bold new direction for the— tories have done a bold new direction for the observer. ddoo-do— they're lewis. yeah well, this is-billionaires_ they're lewis. yeah well, this is billionaires won . is the billionaires have won. nooodddng— is the billionaires have won. nooodddng do— is the billionaires have won. according to this,— is the billionaires have won. according to this, they're- according to this, they're speaking english. pubs are forced close owners forced to close after owners demand full rent lockdown . demand full rent for lockdown. so this has to do with, with with . i don't even understand with. i don't even understand it, really. but they just it's the geese and fountain pub. no, we're. stop for a second. let me let me try to pull myself together. have a go at this. yeah.i together. have a go at this. yeah. i should let you try it some pubs are not tied to the. they're the people who own it. where i come every pub is where i come from, every pub is owned owned a guy. owned by a is owned by a guy. one guy it's owned by. this one guy or it's owned by. this is lease a pub like is where people lease a pub like you lease house and then you lease your house and then you lease your house and then you can do what you want to do in your house and then when they want to kick you out, they're allowed out. so what allowed to kick you out. so what they're they're saying allowed to kick you out. so what they'rnpeople they're saying allowed to kick you out. so what they'rnpeople didn'tey're saying allowed to kick you out. so what they'rnpeople didn't pay saying allowed to kick you out. so what they'rnpeople didn't pay rentng these people didn't pay rent dunng these people didn't pay rent during time now during the covid time and now they're rent and they're being asked for rent and they're being asked for rent and they want rent. they don't want to pay the rent. yeah so it's the wellington pub oonoonn— yeah so it's the wellington pub oonoonn-oso— yeah so it's the wellington pubi company.-850-and company. it has 850 tenants and the company. it has 850 tenants and do goooo— company. it has 850 tenants and do goooo ond—

company. it has 850 tenants and the geese and fountain is going to the geese and fountain is going do ponnononddn— the geese and fountain is going to permanently close because the geese and fountain is going to pedidn'tnntly close because the geese and fountain is going to pedidn't want:lose because the geese and fountain is going to pe didn't want to ;e because the geese and fountain is going to pedidn't want to pay. cause the geese and fountain is going to pedidn't want to pay. the.e they didn't want to pay. the ddoo—non- they didn't want to pay. the ddoo—non ol idea was we'll give you a dodnoddon— idea was we'll give you a reduction, but— idea was we'll give you a reduction, but you sign idea was we'll give you a re leasedn, but you sign idea was we'll give you a release for3ut you sign idea was we'll give you a re lease for five jou sign idea was we'll give you a release for five years. sign idea was we'll give you a release for five years. and sign idea was we'll give you a release for five years. and they a lease for five years. and they oodd— a lease for five years. and they oodd — a lease for five years. and they said no. yeah,— a lease for five years. and they said no. “43?" cxeeccq a lease for five years. and they said no. “43?" jiljkinfjfmg said no. yeah, exactly. that they didn't want to. so they got a offer. it was no a different offer. but it was no good they didn't good to them either. they didn't want they resisted want to do it, so they resisted it. what's really bizarre about this the pub advisory service this is the pub advisory service is saying some have got to is saying some pubs have got to pay is saying some pubs have got to pay the rent. some pubs pay 100% of the rent. some pubs it's completely waived so it's been completely waived so there's so it's been completely waived so there'sso unfair, as if is just so unfair, as if lockdown wasn't unfair anyway. i mean, poor have mean, these poor people have tried business for tried to run a business for three hands three years with their hands tied back now tied behind their back and now it's i know me it's not so it's i know to me it's not so much a story of the, oh, much a story of like the, oh, the tories as the evils of the evil tories as the evils of lockdown, which punish so many people hospitality. and people in hospitality. and i grew i grew up in a restaurant, so i nnon— grew up in a restaurant, so i know on— grew up in a restaurant, so i know all about— grew up in a restaurant, so i know all about this and it's duod— know all about this and it's nod-and- know all about this and it's dnod-nnd-dnodl just horrible. and just just dndndo— just horrible. and just just dndndo-dndo.— just horrible. and just just quickly-this, i- just horrible. and just just quickly this, ijust just horrible. and just just quickly this, i just saw a quickly on this, i just saw a dndddod— quickly on this, i just saw a twitter video— quickly on this, i just saw a twitter video the new cdc twitter video from the new cdc dddoodod— twitter video from the new cdc director-mandy- twitter video from the new cdc director mandy cohen, director called mandy cohen, and she director called mandy cohen, and ono-dnod— director called mandy cohen, and ono-dnod doddng— director called mandy cohen, and she just joking. yeah, she was just joking. cohen yeah, noon. —odond| yeah. and she was joking about non—nod- yeah. and she was joking about how—her friend i yeah. and she was joking about. how—her friend who how she called up her friend who was—some governor,i was working for some governor, ond— was working for some governor, ondoo—- was working for some governor, ondoo— non- and said like, oh, are you godddng— getting rid of professional dooddoddo— getting rid of professional. football?_cool? football? yeah, so am i cool? noodooddn— football? yeah, so am i cool? basically, much— football? yeah, so am i cool? basically, much like the doondonn— basically, much like the lockdown files with hancock, dnon—on- they were doing it in an odndon— arbitrary way. they were dongndng— arbitrary way. they were.

laughing—they arbitrary way. they were- laughing_they were laughing about it and they were onndddng— shutting down people's businesses. _ shutting down people's i businesses. _find shutting down people's- businesses.-find it businesses. and i just find it so businesses. and i just find it oo ddognoddng— businesses. and i just find it so disgusting. anyway, that was a so disgusting. anyway, that was o-dod— so disgusting. anyway, that was o-dod nno— so disgusting. anyway, that was o-dod nod-o- so disgusting. anyway, that was a-for me. let's do. a little rant for me. let's do dno— a little rant for me. let's do dno snndon— a little rant for me. let's do the sunday times with the sunday times now with a odon— story about the dark side of oonodndng— story about the dark side of exploiting-paid- story about the dark side of exploiting paid workers. exploiting badly paid workers. conoddod— exploiting badly paid workers. consider—good- exploiting badly paid workers. consider good for consider it's not all good for dono— consider it's not all good for dooo—dnon- consider it's not all good for. jobs,_black market jobs, for rent, the black market dondnd— jobs, for rent, the black market behind -takeaway. - behind your takeaway. yeah, pretty— behind your takeaway. yeah, pretty—what- behind your takeaway. yeah, pretty what you've behind your takeaway. yeah, pret'said. what you've behind your takeaway. yeah, pret'said. food what you've behind your takeaway. yeah, pret'said. food companiesyou've behind your takeaway. yeah, pret'said. food companies isu've just said. food companies is allowing couriers let out allowing couriers to let out their so if you're their profiles. so if you're a an uber eats delivery person, you can you've got a profile. and i could if i was doing that, you could pretend to be me for the night. and it's not even pretending . it's perfectly pretending. it's perfectly acceptable. it's acceptable. i'm amazed it's legal it's legal. it's legal. it's legal. well, it's mad, isn't is completely mad, isn't it? it is completely mad. lewis could rent out his nondo.— mad. lewis could rent out his profile, basically— mad. lewis could rent out his profile, basically to- iinin: lewis could rent out his profile, basically to a more oonpodond— profile, basically to a more competent comedian . and there competent comedian. and there you competent comedian. and there non-ddo— competent comedian. and there non-dd-o nond- competent comedian. and there you-it's paul-and. you go. and it's paul cox and nondo— you go. and it's paul cox and dondo do— you go. and it's paul cox and lewis is like,— you go. and it's paul cox and lewis is like, yeah, i've rented it lewis is like, yeah, i've rented dd ond. — lewis is like, yeah, i've rented dd ond. noon.— lewis is like, yeah, i've rented it out. yeah, paul— lewis is like, yeah, i've rented it out. yeah, paul khan. sorry. and— it out. yeah, paul khan. sorry. and-ndgnd- it out. yeah, paul khan. sorry. and-ndgnd nod- it out. yeah, paul khan. sorry. and-might not get. it out. yeah, paul khan. sorry. i and-might not get his and then paul might not get his fee lewis might fee because lewis might close the the money, and the account, take the money, and then and also lewis then paul and also lewis is charging him a 20% commission, even to buy the. yeah. so some of guys this is it's just of these guys this is it's just not funny they're going to work with 350 an hour if they're lucky and in some cases then at the last minute it gets taken

away from them. they can't do anything because not anything because they're not allowed it's allowed to be here. so it's horrible. it is horrible. go on, lewis. you know what? i don't . lewis. you know what? i don't. we really don't. _ lewis. you know what? i don't. we really don't. it's we don't unless you say no, it's . what do unless you say no, it's. what do you expect unless you say no, it's. what do you oonood dn— unless you say no, it's. what do you expect in this— unless you say no, it's. what do you expect in this country- e. what do you expect in this country or in nnoddooo— you expect in this country or in nnodooo ddo— you expect in this country or in america? it's the _ you expect in this country or in america? it's the same thing. nnod— america? it's the same thing. nnod do— america? it's the same thing. nnod do non— america? it's the same thing. what do you expect? it's like onono-o— what do you expect? it's like dnodo-o — what do you expect? it's like there's no. that's— what do you expect? it's like there's no. that's right. dnodo-o— there's no. that's right. dnodo-o no— there's no. that's right. there's no there's no enforcement- there's no there's no enforcement of rules and regulations.— enforcement of rules and regulations. the people ononddn-d— regulations. the people shouldn't be- regulations. the people shouldn't be in the country. i ononddn-d— shouldn't be in the country. i shouldn't make— shouldn't be in the country. i shouldn't make a— shouldn't be in the country. i shouldn't make a big deal about this shouldn't make a big deal about dndo doooo— shouldn't make a big deal about this because i'm— shouldn't make a big deal about this because i'm here illegally . odd.— this because i'm here illegally . odd. on.— this because i'm here illegally . but. oh, should— this because i'm here illegally . but. oh, should i? 'in: . but. oh, should i? and you onoo— . but. oh, should i? and you also deliver at night, also deliver pizzas at night, which i didn't to tell which i didn't like to tell anyone, brought it up. anyone, but you brought it up. all right, think we all right, well, i think we noddod— all right, well, i think we nailed that. _ all right, well, i think we nailed that. mean, look, it's nailed that. i mean, look, it's onoldnooo— nailed that. i mean, look, it's one .those stories,- nailed that. i mean, look, it's one those stories, like one of those stories, much like dno— one of those stories, much like dno-odond- one of those stories, much like the - about the - the early one, about the ndgdondo— the early one, about the. migrants—bad the early one, about the- migrants_bad for migrants where i feel bad for the—involved- migrants where i feel bad for the—involved andi the individuals involved and onoo— the individuals involved and odoo dood— the individuals involved and also feel like— the individuals involved and also feel like it— the individuals involved and also feel like it shouldn't be nonnondng. — also feel like it shouldn't bei happening- _reallv happening. it shouldn't really be happening. it shouldn't really do—dood- happening. it shouldn't really do—dood dno- happening. it shouldn't really be _feel like if. be legal. and i feel like if there if they made sure there were if they made sure that was the that everybody who was in the country here legally, then country is here legally, then they able to take they wouldn't be able to take advantage of these. about lewis donddng—noo- advantage of these. about lewis donddng—noo nnl renting out his profile was my donondddo— renting out his profile was my favourite-i've— renting out his profile was my favourite i've ever done favourite bit i've ever done on noodddnoo— favourite bit i've ever done on headlines,-do- headlines, but let's do the odndon— headlines, but let's do the sunday telegraph and the irish

oonodnnond— government are planning a cow gonooddo— government are planning a cow gonooddo dn— government are planning a cow genocide in-name- government are planning a cow genocide in name of climate genocide in the name of climate onongo. — genocide in the name of climate onongo. -ood.- genocide in the name of climate change. _god.lmean,l genocide in the name of climate. change. _god. imean, you change. oh my god. i mean, you know is? being on know what this is? this being on this has this headline is program has destroyed don't destroyed me because i don't need want to think about destroyed me because i don't neeithing. want to think about destroyed me because i don't neeithing. it's'ant to think about destroyed me because i don't neeithing. it's made think about destroyed me because i don't neeithing. it's made you.( about destroyed me because i don't neeithing. it's made you. itibout this thing. it's made you. it has it. no, it hasn't made me it's crumbled me because it's irish farmers revolt over plans for cattle cull to meet green target. so the people are buying into this climate change malarkey . i'm not saying there malarkey. i'm not saying there isn't climate change. i am. i'm saying i don't think there's climate change. there climate change. but so there isn't climate change. and because cows , right, because they blame cows, right, for creating methane when they don't follow them, they it comes out of their mouth. is that is that they want to get rid of 10% of the cows in ireland to make sure that that they meet their climate goals, which are going to change the world's co2 levels . it's completely mad and annoyingly— . it's completely mad and onnondngdn dod— it's completely mad and annoyingly for balance. now nondo.— annoyingly for balance. now nondo. d— annoyingly for balance. now lewis, i have— annoyingly for balance. now lewis, i have to— annoyingly for balance. now lewis, i have to say that some people— lewis, i have to say that some nooodo do— lewis, i have to say that some people do believe— lewis, i have to say that some people do believe in climate onongo— people do believe in climate onongo od— people do believe in climate change or something, but. ondsnon— change or something, but. question-did- change or something, but. . question-did-think change or something, but. - question-did-think of question what did you think of this question what did you think of dndo on— question what did you think of this cow genocide? e this cow genocide? i think it's horrible. i think it makes me feel food feel like there won't be food security, is supposed to

feel like there won't be food se(important, is supposed to feel like there won't be food se(important, isn'tupposed to feel like there won't be food se(important, isn't it?dosed to feel like there won't be food se(important, isn't it? youi to be important, isn't it? you know, always know, like we're always on the bnnk know, like we're always on the brink world we want brink of world war iii. we want some. we want some. not that i live in ireland, but for irish people, some grown people, we want some home grown stuff. this interview stuff. i saw this interview recently europol. really recently with europol. i really like korean like her. she's a north korean defector said every defector and she said every environmentalist would love nonh environmentalist would love north because have to north korea because we have to eat yeah. i mean, eat bugs. yeah, yeah. i mean, okay, we've eat bugs. yeah, yeah. i mean, onon. god— eat bugs. yeah, yeah. i mean, okay, we've got to— eat bugs. yeah, yeah. i mean, okay, we've got to _thel okay, we've got to go to the bond. — okay, we've got to go to the bond. ond— okay, we've got to go to the bank. but basically this very bank. but basically this is very onnondng. — bank. but basically this is very onnondng. _zerol annoying. it's more net zero nonoonooo-d- annoying. it's more net zero nonsense. _for the nonsense. i feel bad for the donnodo— nonsense. i feel bad for the farmers because— nonsense. i feel bad for the farmers because they're already onnggddng— farmers because they're already onnggddnond— farmers because they're already strugglinnand who's going to want now this and who's going to want to now this and who's going to want dolo— now this and who's going to want dolo donnod— now this and who's going to want to.a farmer after— now this and who's going to want to a farmer after this? we've to be a farmer after this? we've got to be a farmer after this? we've god do— to be a farmer after this? we've god do go— to be a farmer after this? we've god do go do— to be a farmer after this? we've got to go to break.— to be a farmer after this? we've got to go to break. that's it dod— got to go to break. that's it don-dno— got to go to break. that's it for-two.-coming. got to go to break. that's it for two. coming up, got to go to break. that's it- for-two.-coming up, the for part two. but coming up, the don—dnon— for part two. but coming up, the non—binary olympics, the bible is non—binary olympics, the bible do donnod— non—binary olympics, the bible is banned—another. is banned in utah and another hit is banned in utah and another ndd—d- is banned in utah and another ndo—d andrewi

gb news the people's. channel nonoono— gb news the people's. channel nonoono noon— gb news the people's. channel welcome back to— gb news the people's. channel welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the sunday telegraph and cambridge university have weighed their weighed in with their contribution to the english culture. doesn't exist. genre chris pretty culture. doesn't exist. genre chris - pretty much - chris gunter pretty much anglo—saxons- chris gunter pretty much anglo—saxons aren't real, conddddgo— anglo—saxons aren't real, cambridge tells students in dnon— cambridge tells students in non do— cambridge tells students in effort to fight— cambridge tells students in effort to fight nationalism. so

thev're— effort to fight nationalism. so nnon-no godng— effort to fight nationalism. so they're going back to what we nondd— they're going back to what we nondd ood— they're going back to what we would call anglo—saxon people and would call anglo—saxon people ond oondng— would call anglo—saxon people ond oondng dnon— would call anglo—saxon people and saying they weren't a ddoddnod— and saying they weren't a distinct ethnic— and saying they weren't a distinct ethnic group . so it's distinct ethnic group. so it's duod— distinct ethnic group. so it's dnod o— distinct ethnic group. so it's just a mistake— distinct ethnic group. so it's just a mistake .— distinct ethnic group. so it's just a mistake . we shouldn't say just a mistake. we shouldn't say it. just a mistake. we shouldn't say do and— just a mistake. we shouldn't say do and dd— just a mistake. we shouldn't say do and dd no— just a mistake. we shouldn't say it. and if we do— just a mistake. we shouldn't say it. and if we do say— just a mistake. we shouldn't say it. and if we do say the anglo—saxons- it. and if we do say the anglo—saxons are encouraging to us anglo—saxons are encouraging to no do— anglo—saxons are encouraging to us be nationalistic,— anglo—saxons are encouraging to us be nationalistic, but nonddn-d— us be nationalistic, but wouldn't you- us be nationalistic, but wouldn't you think this applies to wouldn't you think this applies do onon— wouldn't you think this applies do every goodn— wouldn't you think this applies to every group, everywhere in dno— to every group, everywhere in do nondo — to every group, everywhere in the world? isn't— to every group, everywhere in the world? e i the world? isn't that i mean, weirdly , england and britain, weirdly, england and britain, the only culture where we just have to hate ourselves and uniquely punish ourselves and say we're evil and racist? i mean, france doesn't have this. i was talking about this to lord frost other frost on my podcast the other day. matter. france day. it doesn't matter. france doesn't just doesn't have this. they just have patriotism. have an inherent patriotism. other don't it . other countries don't have it. we're supposed to there's a bit in . i was reading in douglas. i was reading douglas murray's the douglas murray's book, the strange europe, strange death of europe, because, of course i was. and there bit where bonnie there was a bit where bonnie greer and she was greer came over and she was telling she's american. telling us, she's american. you don't really. don't have a culture, really. you're sort of flexible and adaptable. only your adaptable. you only have your own a thing to own culture. what a thing to say. it's incredible. say. and it's incredible. we have unique self—loathing say. and it's incredible. we have we unique self—loathing say. and it's incredible. we have we thinke self—loathing say. and it's incredible. we have we think wezlf—loathing say. and it's incredible. we have we think we eitherithing where we think we either don't have we have to have a culture or we have to feel about it. it's like feel bad about it. it's like morrissey in song, he's morrissey says in the song, he's been of a time when he

been dreaming of a time when he can stand flag and not can stand by the flag and not feel, know, racist or feel, you know, racist or partial. is it inherently partial. why is it inherently evil says in evil and racist? and it says in the i agree, we've the article, and i agree, we've imported from america. yes > imported it from america. yes > yes. you're wrong yes. but i think you're wrong odond—d- yes. but i think you're wrong about—i thinki yes. but i think you're wrong about people ithink yes. but i think you're wrong about people have ithink yes. but i think you're wrong about people have been�*ik british people have been pondoddo— british people have been patriotic.-they- british people have been patriotic. they are patriotic. i think they are noddoddo— patriotic. i think they are patriotic. think it's now patriotic. i think it's just now dnod—ddoni that it's been imported from ononoo— that it's been imported from america because that it's been imported from - america because _anglo america because the term anglo soxon— america because the term anglo saxon _ denotes- saxon in america denotes a oonodn— saxon in america denotes a certain almost— saxon in america denotes a certain almost an attitude . certain almost an attitude. dnodo-o— certain almost an attitude. there's something called a white nngdo—soxon— there's something called a white anglo—saxon protestant, a wasp, ond— anglo—saxon protestant, a wasp, ond dnod— anglo—saxon protestant, a wasp, and that denotes— anglo—saxon protestant, a wasp, and that denotes that that would be and that denotes that that would do dno— and that denotes that that would be the equivalent— and that denotes that that would be the equivalent of jacob nooo—nogg— be the equivalent of jacob nooo—nogg dn— be the equivalent of jacob rees—mogg in this country. noon.— rees—mogg in this country. noon. dnd— rees—mogg in this country. noon. dnd vou— rees—mogg in this country. yeah, but you had- rees—mogg in this country. yeah, but you had the- rees—mogg in this country. yeah, but you had the wasp because that wasn't necessarily the norm in america. that was like a special thing. it was like a special thing. it was like an upper white like an upper class, white anglo—saxon to say white anglo—saxon to say white anglo—saxon in anglo—saxon protestant in england is almost meaningless because is because that's what everyone is or point. so it's or was at one point. so it's kind ridiculous hate kind of it's ridiculous to hate yourselves that. but but i yourselves for that. but but i think yourselves for that. but but i dndnn—do— yourselves for that. but but i think-is that- yourselves for that. but but i think-is that is- think what it is, is that is dnod— think what it is, is that is no oo— think what it is, is that is no oo o— think what it is, is that is that as a as— think what it is, is that is that as a as country that as a as a country is dodddng— that as a as a country is dodddng .— that as a as a country is dodddng . vou— that as a as a country is failing, you begin to and as a people— failing, you begin to and as a nooodo oo— failing, you begin to and as a people are failing , you begin to people are failing, you begin to dondd— people are failing, you begin to doubt yourself— people are failing, you begin to doubt yourself your position doubt yourself and your position in i doubt yourself and your position dn—d dndnd- doubt yourself and your position in_l think this. in the world. and i think this is in the world. and i think this do-nonnondng- in the world. and i think this is happening here. you is what's happening here. if you nond— is what's happening here. if you non-onono— is what's happening here. if you want shake britain and want to just shake britain and say— want to just shake britain and oon onondndng— want to just shake britain and say everything you know, you're onozdng— say everything you know, you're onozdng-ndon—

amazing and kick those donodgnodo— foreigners out, here's the fundamental— foreigners out, here's the. fundamental-have fundamental problem i have and it fundamental problem i have and dd-dno— fundamental problem i have and it-the article. - fundamental problem i have and it-the article. so- fundamental problem i have and it the article. it says in the article. so the odgnnnond— it says in the article. so the argument the anglo saxon has argument is the anglo saxon has been by racists, been used by racists, particularly in the us, to support of ancient support the idea of an ancient white identity white english identity and should therefore be dropped. jemmy charity jemmy saville did charity work and marathons . we all have and ran marathons. we all have to stop doing that it's to stop doing that now. it's absurd, yeah. it absurd, isn't it? yeah. no, it can't down absurd, isn't it? yeah. no, it- can't-down-poorest. can't come down to the poorest. doo— can't come down to the poorest. noo-oonodndng— can't come down to the poorest. use something means has to go use of something means has to go in use of something means has to go dn dno— use of something means has to go dn dno ndn.— use of something means has to go dn do on d— use of something means has to go in the bin. i mean,— use of something means has to go in the bin. i mean, yeah, well, i in the bin. i mean, yeah, well, d-dondon— in the bin. i mean, yeah, well, d-dondon ond— in the bin. i mean, yeah, well, i jewish and honestly i am jewish and i can honestly say,— i am jewish and i can honestly said-a— i am jewish and i can honestly oon-o don— i am jewish and i can honestly oon-o jew? - i am jewish and i can honestly oon-o jew? don- i am jewish and i can honestlyi say,-a jew ? you know, say, what is a jew? you know, nnoo— say, what is a jew? you know, nnon-d— say, what is a jew? you know, what i the same kind of jew what am i the same kind of jew as other of jew ? and i as some other kind of jew? and i don't know what you're saying. i think it's. well, i was just oondng— think it's. well, i was just oondng ddo— think it's. well, i was just saying it's not— well, i was just saying it's not necessarily dnnodonddn— saying it's not necessarily inherently racist to be english. saying it's not necessarily iithinkitly racist to be english. saying it's not necessarily iithink we racist to be english. saying it's not necessarily iithink we all st to be english. saying it's not necessarily iithink we all need be english. saying it's not necessarily iithink we all need to english. saying it's not necessarily iithink we all need to sort.ish. saying it's not necessarily iithink we all need to sort ofi. i think we all need to sort of get— i think we all need to sort of god-dndo. — i think we all need to sort of god-dndo. ond— i think we all need to sort of get-this. but but- i think we all need to sort of get this. but but now we've get over this. but but now we've got get over this. but but now we've god—dno- got top institutions like condddgo— got top institutions like- cambridge-pushing got top institutions like- camiit'sge-pushing got top institutions like- camiit's all-pushing got top institutions like- camiit's all a-pushing got top institutions like camiit's all a bit pushing got top institutions like camiit's all a bit woke ushing got top institutions like camiit's all a bit woke and ng this. it's all a bit woke and annoying-— this. it's all a bit woke and annoyin9--l'ml this. it's all a bit woke and- annoying.-i'm saying. annoying. that's all i'm saying. odndon— annoying. that's all i'm saying. snndon—nndl sunday telegraph again. and odndondo— sunday telegraph again. and onnononddn ddo— sunday telegraph again. and apparently it's unfair to have a non—ddnon— apparently it's unfair to have a non—binary sports, non—binary category in sports, presumably— presumably because there's no onon— presumably because there's no such-non—binary. i presumably because there's no. such-non—binary. lewis such thing as non—binary. lewis nod.— such thing as non—binary. lewis non-onoono- such thing as non—binary. lewis well, - exactly - it. such thing as non—binary. lewis wdaccording exactly it such thing as non—binary. lewis wdaccording to exactly it such thing as non—binary. lewis wdaccording to this. :tly it such thing as non—binary. lewis wdaccording to this. it's it is according to this. it's non—binary . marathons could be non—binary. marathons could be illegal, campaign owners. illegal, say campaign owners. and what's happening is, is and so what's happening is, is across the world, they're having these non—binary category races

for, for men who were born , men for, for men who were born, men who became , um, whatever women , who became, um, whatever women, i don't know. i don't know how to say it. they have decided onoo-do— to say it. they have decided they're neither. _ to say it. they have decided they're neither. no- to say it. they have decided they're neither. no - . they have decided they're neither. no ' i: . they have decided they're neither. no i: . they have decided they're neither. no ' i: they're neither. no and so what happens is they, they, they believe their gender is neither or. okay. yes, you're right. thank you . i thought she was thank you. i thought she was right. yes. gender is. so they've set up a separate category, a woman's category , category, a woman's category, which no one's interested in. a man's category, which people are interested in. and then they have they have a separate sorry , lewis schaffer, everyone. there it is . if you want to there it is. if you want to dnood— there it is. if you want to dnood ndn — there it is. if you want to tweet him about what he just oodd— tweet him about what he just oodd. — tweet him about what he just said, women. but— tweet him about what he just said, women. but yeah, look, i d— said, women. but yeah, look, i mean, i thought— said, women. but yeah, look, i mean, i thought the point was dnoo— mean, i thought the point was no dnon— mean, i thought the point was that they hadn't— mean, i thought the point was that they hadn't set up a non—ddnon— that they hadn't set up a non—binary category. "clan iin: that they hadn't set up a- nonwomen category. they had that they hadn't set up a- nonwomen werejory. they had that they hadn't set up a- nonwomen were angry they had that they hadn't set up a- nonwomen were angry becausei the women were angry because they couldn't they felt that they couldn't compete with who had been compete with people who had been born men and were now running born as men and were now running with. no, they were saying it, dnd— with. no, they were saying it, but effectively— with. no, they were saying it, but effectively- be . but effectively it would be onodnod— but effectively it would be. another—could another category. men could dondnodo— another category. men could dominate _whatl another category. men could- dominate _what women dominate in. right. what women are just jen, this is what it is. i just tell you? yes. is. can i just tell you? yes. tell it is. this is very

tell me what it is. this is very nnddnodn— tell me what it is. this is very nnddnodn do— tell me what it is. this is very unlikely do do— tell me what it is. this is very unlikely to be what— tell me what it is. this is very unlikely to be what it- e this is very unlikely to be what it is. yeah, e this is very un|on..y to be what it is. yeah, e this is very unlon. okay.e what it is. yeah, e this is very unlon. okay. i what it is. yeah, e this is very unlon. okay. i justt it is. yeah, e this is very unlon. okay. i just think yeah, e this is very unlon. okay. i just think that], go on. okay. i just think that dno— go on. okay. i just think that dno-odo— go on. okay. i just think that the-are envious- go on. okay. i just think that the are envious because the women are envious because dnon— the women are envious because dnon-non— the women are envious because they-men nono- they say, oh, men have two oodogoddoo. — they say, oh, men have two oodogonoo. — they say, oh, men have two categories. i i they say, oh, men have two- categories. because. because the genden categories. because. because the gender, the non—binary, the men are that too. are going to win that too. that's saying. the that's what she's saying. so the women want another category, which win. and which only women can win. and maybe a crazy idea. which only women can win. and maybe-a crazy idea. let'si maybe here's a crazy idea. let's dnoo— maybe here's a crazy idea. let's ddoo-ond— maybe here's a crazy idea. let's just-and women's- just have men and women's oodogoddoo. — just have men and women's categories. it's— just have men and women's categories. it'sjust just have men and women's categories. it's just a crazy ddoo— categories. it's just a crazy ddoo dno— categories. it's just a crazy ddoo no god— categories. it's just a crazy idea i've got because had idea i've got because we had onodnod— idea i've got because we had another-other- idea i've got because we hadi another-other-of another story the other day of another story the other day of on—nndon- another story the other day of an _which took| an open category, which took onon— an open category, which took onoo—oodogodn i away the men's category. it was onon— away the men's category. it was noon-oon— away the men's category. it was open women, stupid. open and women, that's stupid. dnon—nndon- open and women, that's stupid. dnon—nndon do| then you've got this, which is men:— then you've got this, which is men,_non—binaryj then you've got this, which is| men,_non—binary. men, women and non—binary. dnod-o— men, women and non—binary. dnod-o odnndd. — men, women and non—binary. that's stupid. some people say nono— that's stupid. some people say nono-dn— that's stupid. some people say have-in between- have a sort of in between oodogonn— have a sort of in between. oodogodn—onnono category, but would anyone really— category, but would anyone| dooddn—d-no category, but would anyone| realmen_|'ve category, but would anyone realmen and i've category, but would anyone realmen and women. i've/e got men and women. i've got a noodod— got men and women. i've got a donor ddoo. — got men and women. i've got a better idea. i've— got men and women. i've got a better idea. i've got- got men and women. i've got a better idea. ngdin. better idea. i've got a better idea. no one's interested in women running and women shouldn't because shouldn't run because it's totally or totally whether they like it or not should do it not or whether they should do it or, my this is going to or, oh, my god, this is going to i like running. know you do. i like running. i know you do. but totally this level. but i like running. i know you do. butcompletely this level. but i like running. i know you do. but completely unhealthy but i like running. i know you do. butcompletely unhealthy . what it's completely unhealthy. what what have, you're what do you have, chris? you're a what do you have, chris? you're own-oon dd— what do you have, chris? you're own-oon dd non— what do you have, chris? you're a woman. if you were an athlete, non-d— a woman. if you were an athlete, non-d do— a woman. if you were an athlete, non-d do dno— a woman. if you were an athlete, non-d do do ono— a woman. if you were an athlete, you'd be the one that most you'd be the one that was most oddoodod— you'd be the one that was most affected-what- affected by this. what categories _ affected by this. what categories would have? categories would you have? nod. — categories would you have? | ndn—dnood. well, i go running by myself. i've. well, i go running by myself. pve. got well, i go running by myself. i've. got no competitive i've. i've got no competitive genes whatsoever. i don't know. i mean, as long as the non—binary category , you know, non—binary category, you know,

nobody's compete in nobody's compelled to compete in it are they. so if you wanted to and you had been born female . and you had been born female. yeah. i'm going to do a lewis sonoddod— yeah. i'm going to do a lewis schaffer and— yeah. i'm going to do a lewis schaffer and take— yeah. i'm going to do a lewis schaffer and take back what i oodd. — schaffer and take back what i oodd. dno— schaffer and take back what i oodd. dno onn— schaffer and take back what i said. the only way to do it is to said. the only way to do it is do-o— said. the only way to do it is do-o-oodogon. - to have a third category. i onnoooo— to have a third category. i onddooo. don-d— to have a third category. i suppose, isn't it? right. men, nonon-dnon— suppose, isn't it? right. men,- women-then-category. suppose, isn't it? right. men,- viyouen-then-category. suppose, isn't it? right. men,- viyou knowithen-category. suppose, isn't it? right. men, viyou know what? category. suppose, isn't it? right. men, viyou know what? �*" category. suppose, isn't it? right. men, viyou know what? �*" iegory. suppose, isn't it? right. men, viyou know what? �*" i e�*jiill. i you know what? if women are equal and they are humans as they be, they they as they claim to be, they claim to be just have one category three people who are running and you and you know what? even the men who are running, they shouldn't run. it's unhealthy. it's bad it's so unhealthy. it's bad on the body run it. i know it's the body to run it. i know it's basically creating stress which creates death. okay. we got to move on. creates death. okay. we got to dndo— creates death. okay. we got to move on. this has— creates death. okay. we got to move on. this has been- n: : cj

bible being taught in school and it said it contains incest. onanism bestial motty prostitution. i don't know if i can say all. i'll say all of the words. okay. yeah. there's a there's some other words and i mean, i haven't read it in as much detail as you probably have, nick, so i can't guarantee that all these things are in there. but some this there. but some people this particular parent is saying it shouldn't be taught in schools. yeah it's insane. i mean, it's ddzono— yeah it's insane. i mean, it's ddzono oo— yeah it's insane. i mean, it's bizarre as well. _ yeah it's insane. i mean, it's bizarre as well. this- yeah it's insane. i mean, it's bizarre as well. this is- bizarre as well. this is happening— bizarre as well. this is happening in- bizarre as well. this is happening in utah, which is known— happening in utah, which is known oo— happening in utah, which is known as sort— happening in utah, which is known as sort of mormon country. it's known as sort of mormon country. dd-o-nodnono- known as sort of mormon country. it's-mormons went- known as sort of mormon country. it's mormons went when it's where the mormons went when ddgnon — it's where the mormons went when dngnon young— it's where the mormons went when brigham young took— it's where the mormons went when brigham young took over from dooodn— brigham young took over fromi dooodn—ododn joseph smith. it's a long story, dnd— joseph smith. it's a long story, dud-nonono— joseph smith. it's a long story, but mormons obviously but the mormons obviously noodod— respect the bible. i find it so onongo— respect the bible. i find it so strange. happening in utah. strange. it's happening in utah. but strange. it's happening in utah. dnd nnoo— strange. it's happening in utah. but what seems— strange. it's happening in utah. but what seems to happening but what seems to be happening as-can understand- but what seems to be happening as can understand here, as far as i can understand here, is as far as i can understand here, do-nnn— as far as i can understand here, do-nnn-non- as far as i can understand here, do-nnn-non oon- is that why don't you ask me nnod-o— is that why don't you ask me. nnod-o—nodd. what's going to happen? well, i noo-do— what's going to happen? well, i noo-do d— what's going to happen? well, i noo-do d ndn— what's going to happen? well, i was-to i will in- what's going to happen? well, i was-to i will in a- what's going to happen? well, i was to i will in a sec. was going to i will in a sec. okav- — was going to i will in a sec. okav- dn— was going to i will in a sec. okav- d-n dood— was going to i will in a sec. okay. i'm just going to say one dndnd— okay. i'm just going to say one more thing,-what's- more thing, because what's noddondng—dol more thing, because what'si happening—to be more thing, because what's. happening—to be a happening is it seems to be a nod-dnon— happening is it seems to be a war-they brought- happening is it seems to be a war they brought in this war between they brought in this dndng— thing saying you can't have ooxnoddood— thing saying you can't have sexualised-for- thing saying you can't have sexualised for young sexualised stories for young odndon— children. and so that's been dnongnd— children. and so that's been brought-they've- children. and so that's been brought they've hit brought in. then they've hit dood— brought in. then they've hit dock—non- brought in. then they've hit. back—you oon-d brought in. then they've hit. back|the_you can't brought in. then they've hit back the bible. you can't brought in. then they've hit back the bible. now you can't brought in. then they've hit back the bible. now it'si can't have the bible. now it's christianity— have the bible. now it's christianity wokeness christianity versus wokeness gono. — christianity versus wokeness- gono. —oxooddn gone. lewis yes, that's exactly what it's tat . is

what it is. it's tit for tat. is these is this person who made a protest against the davis school district? is basically saying, well, you banned the book in florida. ron desantis banned books in florida so we could we could play the same game here. and that's why there's going to be civil war in america. yeah, well, or we could just- n: , . i ' yeah, well, or we could just not ban. no— well, or we could just not ban. no oondd— well, or we could just not ban. no oondd nod— well, or we could just not ban. we could not have— well, or we could just not ban. we could not have a book ban, nndon— we could not have a book ban, nndon do— we could not have a book ban, nndon do no— we could not have a book ban, which is no, but— we could not have a book ban, which is no, but every different ddooo— which is no, but every different ddooo do— which is no, but every different ddooo do godng— which is no, but every different ddooo do godng do— which is no, but every different place is going to have a book. they're— place is going to have a book. they're godng— place is going to have a book. they're godng do— place is going to have a book. they're going to fight- place is going to have a book. they're going to fight over- place is going to have a book. they're going to fight over it. and some of and it's yeah, some of them actually do need to be looked at. imean, actually do need to be looked at. i mean, if you see these doono— at. i mean, if you see these doonolnon— at. i mean, if you see these. books-very-children, books for very young children, thev're— books for very young children, dnon-do—oonol they're encouraging all sorts of onongo— they're encouraging all sorts of oddongo—odndd- they're encouraging all sorts of strange adult sexual strange faux pas to adult sexual dndndo.— strange faux pas to adult sexual dndndo—do- things. they shouldn't be ooddng— things. they shouldn't be ooddng-do- things. they shouldn't be reading.-is an- things. they shouldn't be reading. is an area where reading. there is an area where non—dnod-o- reading. there is an area where non—dnod-o dod| you have to say that that's for nod— you have to say that that's for nod ndo— you have to say that that's for nod nddo ond— you have to say that that's for not kids and then— you have to say that that's for not kids and then they're nddddng— not kids and then they're hitting-that's. not kids and then they're- hitting-that's okay, hitting back as if that's okay, nodd— hitting back as if that's okay, no-dd don— hitting back as if that's okay, we'll ban the— hitting back as if that's okay, we'll ban the bible, which is odond— we'll ban the bible, which is absurd,-hate- absurd, but they hate christianity. - christianity. there's a wall dodnoon— between the woke and christianity. - between the woke and christianity. bound to christianity. it's bound to noddon. — christianity. it's bound toi noddon. —ddno christianity. it's bound to- noddon. —ddno non happen. and then it's like you say,— happen. and then it's like you oon—nond- say, it's taken to the next donod. — say, it's taken to the next level. hopefully say, it's taken to the next- level. hopefully-war, level. hopefully not civil war, dnd— level. hopefully not civil war, dnd dd— level. hopefully not civil war, dnd dd do— level. hopefully not civil war, but it is getting— level. hopefully not civil war, but it is getting pretty nasty. nod-o— but it is getting pretty nasty. dod-o nondo— but it is getting pretty nasty. let's maybe move and the let's maybe move on and do the odndon— let's maybe move on and do the snndon—do- let's maybe move on and do the snndon—do ddl sunday times and asking is it ooooddoddo— sunday times and asking is it acceptable to— sunday times and asking is it acceptable to block out noise dnon— acceptable to block out noise ddon nond— acceptable to block out noise from your co—workers ? and now from your co—workers? and now dndo— from your co—workers? and now dndo do— from your co—workers? and now this is something— from your co—workers? and now this is something i— from your co—workers? and now this is something i always ask

nnon— this is something i always ask nnon dn— this is something i always ask nnon d-n on— this is something i always ask when i'm on with— this is something i always ask when i'm on with lewis schaffer. noon.— when i'm on with lewis schaffer. noon. nod.— when i'm on with lewis schaffer. noon. nod. d— when i'm on with lewis schaffer. yeah, well, i mean,— when i'm on with lewis schaffer. yeah, well, i mean, i— when i'm on with lewis schaffer. yeah, well, i mean, i didn't- when i'm on with lewis schaffer. yeah, well, i mean, i didn't get a read this story a chance to read this story because on earphones because i was on my earphones when martin, producer, came when martin, the producer, came over to me. is a so over and gave it to me. is a so this is the us. over and gave it to me. is a so this is the us . this is our this is the us. this is our headphones at your desk ever acceptable according to the sunday times and so it's a debate you know i mean i was surprised that people are are in the office like this building here is 15 stories of ten stories of nobody in it. they all work from home. like you said the other— all work from home. like you said the other night- all work from home. like you said the other night on- like you said the other night on looms so yeah,— said the other night on looms so noon. nodd— said the other night on looms so noon. nod. dndo— said the other night on looms so yeah, well, this is— said the other night on looms so yeah, well, this is the problem ndon— yeah, well, this is the problem nddn dndo. — yeah, well, this is the problem nddn dndo. no— yeah, well, this is the problem with this. as i— yeah, well, this is the problem with this. as i see— yeah, well, this is the problem with this. as i see it. they dnongnd— with this. as i see it. they dnongnd dn— with this. as i see it. they brought in the— with this. as i see it. they brought in the open plan office ond— brought in the open plan office ond-dnod— brought in the open plan office ond-dnod noo— brought in the open plan office and that was scourge and then that was a scourge to dnnonono— and then that was a scourge to introverts because _ and then that was a scourge to introverts because we need to put— introverts because we need to put headphones— introverts because we need to put headphones-i- introverts because we need to put headphones i worked put headphones in. i worked at a mono— place that was basically someone's was someone's front room. it was a ooon— someone's front room. it was a ooon-nodd- someone's front room. it was a start _weird. and- someone's front room. it was a start-weird. and if. start up, a bit weird. and if non-o— start up, a bit weird. and if non-o dndng— start up, a bit weird. and if non-o dndng do— start up, a bit weird. and if you're trying to write and do oo—ooddod— you're trying to write and do so—called deep— you're trying to write and do so—called deep work, as it's oonod— so—called deep work, as it's called-you're- so—called deep work, as it's called you're trying called now, you're trying to wade,— called now, you're trying toi ndoo—dd write, you're getting into it, dnon—nndgoo- write, you're getting into it, then nudges your write, you're getting into it, then-nudges your or then someone nudges your foot or oonodndng— then someone nudges your foot or oonodndng od— then someone nudges your foot or something or something happens then someone nudges your foot or somyou1g or something happens then someone nudges your foot or somyou can't something happens then someone nudges your foot or som you can't concentrate. appens and you can't concentrate. so do— it's impossible. so of course you— it's impossible. so of course non—o you need headphones. it's a oodnddon— you need headphones. it's a solution-plan- you need headphones. it's a solution plan offices. solution to open plan offices. ondo— solution to open plan offices. ondo-nodd— solution to open plan offices. chris-well, i- solution to open plan offices. chris well, i would get chris skudder well, i would get rid chris skudder well, i would get ddlodon— chris skudder well, i would get rid .open-offices. - chris skudder well, i would get rid-open-offices. i- rid of open plan offices. i onono— rid of open plan offices. i spend don— rid of open plan offices. i spent ten struggling away spent ten years struggling away miserably and i think

miserably in admin and i think i'm introverted, not i'm quite introverted, not present company excepted but in yeah, big open offices. yeah, big open plan offices. it's like it's horrible. i feel like i want to have my own little cell . so yeah, have headphones. i think it's a good idea. all right, let's do this- right, let's do this one next doonoo— right, let's do this one next because this— right, let's do this one next because this is— right, let's do this one next because this is one i care about a because this is one i care about o-snndon— because this is one i care about a sunday telegraph with a lot. the sunday telegraph with onodnod— another hand ringing middle dooo— another hand ringing middle dooo ndd— another hand ringing middle class hit against andrew class hit piece against andrew dooo—no- class hit piece against andrew dodo—ndo nood| class hit piece against andrew. tate—we need half tate chris skudder. we need half a tate chris skudder. we need half o onon— tate chris skudder. we need half o onon dod— tate chris skudder. we need half a show for this,— tate chris skudder. we need half a show for this, don't we? dood- — a show for this, don't we? dood- ndoo— a show for this, don't we? yeah. what my— a show for this, don't we? yeah. what my teenage sons really think of andrew tate's toxic masculinity . so this really think of andrew tate's toxic masculinity. so this is . toxic masculinity. so this is. well, the first bit . the first well, the first bit. the first bit of the article is a woman describing her family in the car, listening to an andrew tate podcast. and she claims is that it's really awful and that he's being interviewed by people he doesn't understand. they're making fun of him. tate was oblivious. that doesn't sound like the andrew tate. i know because i've put some hours in listening to now i'm listening to this guy. now i'm up my tate and i don't think up on my tate and i don't think you said you think you've heard this. i've watched whole this. i've watched the whole dodoood. — this. i've watched the wholei podcast, _almost podcast, so i'm pretty almost ooo.— podcast, so i'm pretty almost ooo. oonodn— podcast, so i'm pretty almost 99% certain she's— podcast, so i'm pretty almost 99% certain she's talking about the 99% certain she's talking about dno—nonoo- 99% certain she's talking about the—house podcasti the your mom's house podcast

ndon— the your mom's house podcast ndn—ond- the your mom's house podcast nddn—ond ndo- the your mom's house podcast with—and his wife.| with tom segura and his wife. so nnoo— with tom segura and his wife. so no noddonod— with tom segura and his wife. so what happened i've what happened is, because i've doon—o- what happened is, because i've doon—o dongi been following tate for a long dno— been following tate for a long ddno—sogndo- been following tate for a long time _segura to time as well, tom segura used to noon—dnooo- time as well, tom segura used to mock _these videosj mock tate and have these videos noondng— mock tate and have these videos noondng-ond— mock tate and have these videos mocking - and tate - mock tate and have these videos mocking and tate would do mocking him, and tate would do doooddon— mocking him, and tate would do doooddon-do— mocking him, and tate would do reaction-to them.- mocking him, and tate would do reaction to them. then reaction videos to them. then dnon— reaction videos to them. then dnon ddnoddn— reaction videos to them. then dnon ddnoddn god— reaction videos to them. then they finally got him the show reaction videos to them. then they actually]ot him the show reaction videos to them. then they actually they m the show reaction videos to them. then they actually they m ti really w and actually they got on really nodd— and actually they got on really nodd ond— and actually they got on really nodd ond dd— and actually they got on really well and it was— and actually they got on really well and it was hilarious. it noo—dndndo- well and it was hilarious. it was—things thati well and it was hilarious. it- was_things that built was one of the things that built his was one of the things that built ndo—no- was one of the things that built ndo—no do- was one of the things that built his—he is funny. his profile because he is funny. dndo— his profile because he is funny. dndo-dndng— his profile because he is funny. this-thing people- his profile because he is funny. this thing people miss this is the thing people miss odond— this is the thing people miss odond-so— this is the thing people miss about-so when- this is the thing people miss about so when she says about tate. so when she says nodo— about tate. so when she says nodo dnon— about tate. so when she says here that,.yeah,- about tate. so when she says here that, yeah, was here that, oh yeah, tate was odddndono— here that, oh yeah, tate was oblivious—bringi here that, oh yeah, tate was- oblivious_bring two oblivious and he said, bring two ooddooo— oblivious and he said, bring two ooddooo-dondng- coffees. he was joking. it's dun.— coffees. he was joking. it's dun-don— coffees. he was joking. it's fun. tom segura fun. and tom segura is a oonoddon— fun. and tom segura is a comedian and— fun. and tom segura is a comedian and he getting comedian and he was getting dnnodnod— comedian and he was getting involved-funny- involved. yeah. the funny thing was a non comedian. was was tate is a non comedian. was dnnndod— was tate is a non comedian. was dnnndod dnon— was tate is a non comedian. was funnier than comedians. funnier than the comedians. i dnoo— funnier than the comedians. i dnod dndnd— funnier than the comedians. i dnod dndnn—d- funnier than the comedians. i just think—i call. just think the reason i call dndo— just think the reason i call dndo-dooo- this a middle class hand—wringing piece this a middle class- hand—wringing.piece is hand—wringing hit piece is dnod-o— hand—wringing hit piece is dnod-o nnoo— hand—wringing hit piece is that's whatlis. - hand—wringing hit piece is that's what is. it's like that's what it is. it's like dooo-o— that's what it is. it's like- dodo-o—nnon. tate's from luton. you know, i nndododond— tate's from luton. you know, i. understand—speak understand him. people i speak to, understand him. people i speak do. nn— understand him. people i speak do. no doddod— understand him. people i speak to, my barber understands him. but to, my barber understands him. dud—d— to, my barber understands him. dud—d nnoon- but these. these i mean, i oonddn-d— but these. these i mean, i couldn't the couldn't believe this wasn't the gnonddon— couldn't believe this wasn't the guardian. telegraph. couldn't believe this wasn't the guaithese telegraph. couldn't believe this wasn't the guaithese broadsheetegraph. but these broadsheet people don-d—ndoddl but these broadsheet people. don't—well, it's don't get him. lewis well, it's dondndod— don't get him. lewis well, it's dondndod od— don't get him. lewis well, it's reminded of the— don't get him. lewis well, it's reminded of the lenny bruce dndo— reminded of the lenny bruce ndodo nnon— reminded of the lenny bruce trials when bruce was was trials when lenny bruce was was put trials when lenny bruce was was dud-dod— trials when lenny bruce was was dud-dodindo- trials when lenny bruce was was dud-dodindo ndo- trials when lenny bruce was was put-for-his his bad. put on trial for his his his bad act put on trial for his his his bad ooo-dood— put on trial for his his his bad act-read the- put on trial for his his his bad act-read the act- put on trial for his his his bad act read the act and put on trial for his his his bad. act-read the act and he act and they read the act and he oodd— act and they read the act and he oodd non— act and they read the act and he oodd non oo— act and they read the act and he said how are people going to ddnd— said how are people going to ddnd-dnnnn— said how are people going to find-funny when- said how are people going to find funny when there's find my act funny when there's a cop find my act funny when there's a con nooddng— find my act funny when there's a con nooddng nn— find my act funny when there's a cop reading my act— find my act funny when there's a cop reading my act at 3:00 in dno— cop reading my act at 3:00 in the afternoon— cop reading my act at 3:00 in the afternoon soon when it was oodd— the afternoon soon when it was oodd dn— the afternoon soon when it was oodd dn dno— the afternoon soon when it was said in the basement, it's like it's said in the basement, it's like no dno— said in the basement, it's like it's like lewis— said in the basement, it's like it's like lewis schaffer. i hope

you— it's like lewis schaffer. i hope you find— it's like lewis schaffer. i hope you ddnd dndo— it's like lewis schaffer. i hope you find this funny and i hope you find this funny and i hope you don't take me too seriously. even though i believe word even though i believe every word that i say. yeah, but there's a few things. yeah, it is a bit dno— few things. yeah, it is a bit nno-ddo— few things. yeah, it is a bit ddno-dd-o o— few things. yeah, it is a bit like-it's a bit- few things. yeah, it is a bitj like-it's a bit-he's like that. it's a bit like he's a like that. it's a bit like he's o-dno— like that. it's a bit like he's a-the eminem- like that. it's a bit like he's a-the eminem of. like that. it's a bit like he's a the eminem of our a bit like the eminem of our gonododdon— a bit like the eminem of our generation, know, everyone's generation, you know, everyone's nno.— generation, you know, everyone's nno—onnogoono- generation, you know, everyone's like,really outrageous. generation, you know, everyone's like,really there'sitrageous. generation, you know, everyone's like,really there's a'ageous. generation, you know, everyone's like,really there's a lotnous. generation, you know, everyone's like,really there's a lot of s. generation, you know, everyone's like,really there's a lot of good but really there's a lot of good dndngo— but really there's a lot of good dndngo do— but really there's a lot of good dndngo do oon— but really there's a lot of good things to say now— but really there's a lot of good things to say now they've got dndo— things to say now they've goti this_ nicholson, this guy here, mike nicholson, nno-o— who's bringing in the progressive- who's bringing in the progressive program, progressive masculinity program, nndon— progressive masculinity program, nnon—dd— progressive masculinity program, which—it sounds- which is hilarious. it sounds ddddondono.— which is hilarious. it sounds ddooono— which is hilarious. it sounds dddooon oo— which is hilarious. it sounds rid soon asihear- which is hilarious. it sounds rid soon as hear things like as soon as i hear things like whenever-starts. as soon as i hear things like- whenever- starts talking whenever somebody starts talking odond— about getting away from traditional— about getting away from traditional often traditional masculinity, i often dndnd— traditional masculinity, i often dndnn on.— traditional masculinity, i often think, oh,-mean- traditional masculinity, i often think, oh, mean getting think, oh, they mean getting onon— think, oh, they mean gettingi away—masculine. away from being masculine. doon— away from being masculine. noon—dndo- away from being masculine. i yeah._this-he yeah. to be fair to this guy, he does go on to talk about it and he about, okay, he talks about, yeah, okay, i get need to speak. get it. men need to speak. that's, that's, that's going to get— that's, that's, that's going to god dd— that's, that's, that's going to god dd od— that's, that's, that's going to god nd od dno— that's, that's, that's going to get rid of the burden of performance _ get rid of the burden of performance masculinity. get rid of the burden of performnnever masculinity. get rid of the burden of performnnever rit'siulinity. get rid of the burden of performn never r it's just ity. but you never will. it's just non—dd- but you never will. it's just non—dd do- but you never will. it's just how—it is the. how you tackle it is the gnooddon. — how you tackle it is the question. they also insult question. and they also insult his question. and they also insult ndo dodnoo— question. and they also insult his father, which— question. and they also insult his father, which me as his father, which annoys me as he his father, which annoys me as no-onooo— his father, which annoys me as he-chess genius.- his father, which annoys me as he chess genius. anyway he was a chess genius. anyway god— he was a chess genius. anyway god-go.— he was a chess genius. anyway we've got go. unfortunately, he was a chess genius. anyway we'visgot go. unfortunately, he was a chess genius. anyway we'visgofor go. unfortunately, he was a chess genius. anyway we'visgofor go. section.iately, he was a chess genius. anyway we'visgofor go. section. buty, that is it for this section. but oondng— that is it for this section. but oondngldn— that is it for this section. but oondngldn dno— that is it for this section. but coming in the final part, coming up in the final part, nodonodd-o— coming up in the final part, mcdonald's-losel mcdonald's helps you lose ndgnd— mcdonald's helps you lose. weight._causes weight. a bad sex life causes dononddo. — weight. a bad sex life causes dementia. _lewis, weight. a bad sex life causes. dementia._lewis, is dementia. and we ask lewis, is it dementia. and we ask lewis, is ddlonon— dementia. and we ask lewis, is ddlonon noo— dementia. and we ask lewis, is it okay wear speedos, it to okay wear speedos, unmissable— it to okay wear 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welcome back to headliners. nod-o— welcome back to headliners. dod-o doon— welcome back to headliners. dod-o doon od— welcome back to headliners. let's look at the— welcome back to headliners. let's look at the observer now. and— let's look at the observer now. and o— let's look at the observer now. and o non— let's look at the observer now. and a man who— let's look at the observer now. and a man who lost weight eating onn— and a man who lost weight eating only mcdonald's.— and a man who lost weight eating only mcdonald's. now this must nono— only mcdonald's. now this must nono non— only mcdonald's. now this must have you questioning everything you dnongnd— have you questioning everything you dnongnd non— have you questioning everything you thought you knew, lewis it did you thought you knew, lewis it ddd on— you thought you knew, lewis it ddd on dno— you thought you knew, lewis it did on the headline. 'in: did on the headline. and then i dood— did on the headline. and then i nod-dood— did on the headline. and then i read read the story. and read that read the story. and this is an amazing this is this is an amazing thing, story . this is this is an amazing thing, story. us this is this is an amazing thing, story . us take this is this is an amazing thing, story. us take a thing, non story. us take a dnnk. thing, non story. us take a drink . this is us. man eats drink. this is us. man eats mcdonald's three times a day for 100 days and his weight falls off . that's 100 days and his weight falls off. that's amazing. until you find out that he was eating half portions us. so anybody can lose weight with hash portions. anybody who's got type 2 diabetes can get rid of their diabetes can get rid of their diabetes by eating half portions. that doesn't mean it's because at some point you're not going to have any fat to lose and you're just going to be eating your own muscle. and so this is there's a video, this guy macleod, i think his name is michael mcleod. you can google it. macleod a&e mcdonald for two

months he ate just burgers. and he was he came out healthier after just he just ate meat, ate afterjust he just ate meat, ate . just i'm going to do it. this .just i'm going to do it. this is brilliant. just . just i'm going to do it. this is brilliant. just eat.- . just i'm going to do it. this is brilliant. just eat. it's- is brilliant. just eat. it's oododdoo— is brilliant. just eat. it's calories in,— is brilliant. just eat. it's calories in, calories out. you oon-d— calories in, calories out. you oon-d dood— calories in, calories out. you can't beat that. _ calories in, calories out. you can't beat that. so if you eat nodd— can't beat that. so if you eat nodd. non— can't beat that. so if you eat nodd. you on— can't beat that. so if you eat half, you can beat that half dondno— half, you can beat that half dondono.-dd- half, you can beat that half portions-it says- half, you can beat that half portions. it says it here. portions. lewis it says it here. it portions. lewis it says it here. no dooo— portions. lewis it says it here. no dooo oon— portions. lewis it says it here. no dooo oon dd— portions. lewis it says it here. it does say it works,— portions. lewis it says it here. it does say it works, but- portions. lewis it says it here. it does say it works, but it- portions. lewis it says it here. it does say it works, but it is not calories in. it is not calories in. it is not calories. it calories have it is obviously calories have something but something to do with it, but something to do with it, but some calories . some calories some calories. some calories promote fat storage, which is fructose, which is sugar and protein is better because it's harder. i'm quite impressed that no-o— harder. i'm quite impressed that no oddo— harder. i'm quite impressed that no oddo do— harder. i'm quite impressed that he's able to eat— harder. i'm quite impressed that he's able to eat half— : i'm quite impressed that he's able to eat half portions of he's able to eat half portions od oonodndng— he's able to eat half portions of something that's of of something that's full of ongod— of something that's full of sugar-wouldn't. of something that's full of sugar wouldn't he of something that's full of- sugar-wouldn't he make sugar and salt. wouldn't he make his sugar and salt. wouldn't he make ndo—odndondo- sugar and salt. wouldn't he make his—discipline like. his life easier? discipline like you hear about these mad diets ? you hear about these mad diets? oh, have a handful of m&ms oh, just have a handful of m&ms and oh, just have a handful of m&ms ond ddo— oh, just have a handful of m&ms ond no no.— oh, just have a handful of m&ms and it's like, no,— oh, just have a handful of m&ms and it's like, no, don't do dnon— and it's like, no, don't do dnod. dod— and it's like, no, don't do dnod. dod o— and it's like, no, don't do that. eat a courgette. it will be that. eat a courgette. it will do—no- be easier. there's no vegetables.- be easier. there's no- vegetables-impressed. vegetables. i'm not impressed. con— vegetables. i'm not impressed. con-nono— vegetables. i'm not impressed. can-havelfollow-si can we have a follow up in 5 to 10 can we have a follow up in 5 to do noodo— can we have a follow up in 5 to do noodo ond— can we have a follow up in 5 to 10 years and-he's- can we have a follow up in 5 to 10 years and he's still 10 years and see if he's still ondoo— 10 years and see if he's still oddnod->— 10 years and see if he's still alive?-> you- 10 years and see if he's still alive?-> you know- 10 years and see if he's still. alive?-> you know what? 10 years and see if he's still- alive?-> you know what? the alive? no > you know what? the vegetables are deadly. lewis schaffer does not any schaffer does not eat any vegetables. don't vegetables. and i don't i don't recommend vegetables. don't recommend vegetables. i don't recommend vegetables. i don't recommend exercising . i just recommend exercising. i just

recommend exercising. i just recommend do exercise wise recommend i do exercise wise lift weights. you can still lose ndgnd— lift weights. you can still lose nodgnd. dn— lift weights. you can still lose nodgnd. d-n godng— . jg�*f you can still lose weight. i'm going prove it . ngi.s you can still lose weight. i'm going prove it to weight. i'm going to prove it to you,— weight. i'm going to prove it to non-dn— weight. i'm going to prove it to non-rm godng- weight. i'm going to prove it to you, i'm going lose you, lewis. i'm going to lose nodgnd— you, lewis. i'm going to lose weight-different- you, lewis. i'm going to lose weight different way to you you, lewis. i'm going to lose weig i'll different way to you you, lewis. i'm going to lose weigl'll win. fferent way to you you, lewis. i'm going to lose weigl'll win. /din. nt way to you you, lewis. i'm going to lose weigl'll win. /ni. .. ry to you you, lewis. i'm going to lose weigl'll win. din. .. you you, lewis. i'm going to lose weigl'll win. j/ni.. .. .. and i'll win. you will. but will you be healthier? you're just putting your and putting stress on your body and you sooner. nonsense. you will die sooner. nonsense. you i'll die you won't win anything. i'll die later let's make that later than you. let's make that bet because the bet tonight. because the audience the audience. audience says, ask the audience. how i? how i? how old am i? how old am i? write down on 44, please . say write down on 44, please. say 44. die later than lewis sonoddon— 44. die later than lewis schaffer. let's- ,.,. die later than lewis schaffer. let's put bets on. but nod-o— schaffer. let's put bets on. but dod-o do— schaffer. let's put bets on. but dod-o do dno— schaffer. let's put bets on. but let's do the observer again. and a let's do the observer again. and o onon— let's do the observer again. and o onodd donn— let's do the observer again. and a small town in— let's do the observer again. and a small town in ireland is donndng— a small town in ireland is banning smart— a small town in ireland is banning smart phones . i didn't banning smart phones. i didn't ooon-onon— banning smart phones. i didn't even smart phones had even know smart phones had nooonod— even know smart phones had. reached—ireland. reached small towns in ireland. nnon— reached small towns in ireland. nnon ooodo— reached small towns in ireland. much easier to— reached small towns in ireland. much easier to say— reached small towns in ireland. much easier to say no irish town nnddoo— much easier to say no irish town nnddoo ond— much easier to say no irish town unites and smart— much easier to say no irish town unites and smart phone banned for unites and smart phone banned don young— unites and smart phone banned for young children— unites and smart phone banned for young children . for young children. so all the nononoo— for young children. so all the parents have got together and said, giving our kids said, we're not giving our kids smart until senior smart phones until senior school. think that's brilliant school. i think that's brilliant . there's 18,000 people in this . there's18,000 people in this town. grew in a town of town. i grew up in a town of 5500 it's big . town. i grew up in a town of 5500 it's big. is it 5500 people, and it's big. is it a tiny village? i think this is because they can get on with doing what kids do in small towns, you know, drinking cider and smoking and that old and smoking and all that old school. yeah i think it's good

if everyone across the board does it. you don't feel like you're the odd one out. that's what one of the parents said. any relatively brief thoughts on ondoo— any relatively brief thoughts on dndod nondo— any relatively brief thoughts on this? lewis - it's - any relatively brief thoughts on this? lewis-it's-a- this? lewis yeah, it's just a dndndo— this? lewis yeah, it's just a dndndo dod— this? lewis yeah, it's just a prelude for more state intervention- prelude for more state. intervention-lives. prelude for more state- intervention-lives. so intervention in the lives. so they're— intervention in the lives. so mono-odon- intervention in the lives. sol they're-start-the they're going to start with the children. on children. they'll go knocking on people's you've people's doors. i hear you've got it's not state. got a no, but it's not state. it's a small group. it's small doood. — it's a small group. it's small local. that's— it's a small group. it's small local. that's how- it's a small group. it's small local. that's how it- it's a small group. it's small local. . . local. that's how it starts. it starts. no, it is precedent. starts. no, it it is precedent. ddo— starts. no, it it is precedent. it's-centralised- no, it it is precedent. it's centralised death of it's the centralised death of dono— it's the centralised death of dono ooon.— it's the centralised death of dono ooon. dd— it's the centralised death of love story, if you- it's the centralised death of love story, if you ask me. not nddn— love story, if you ask me. not with diabetes.— love story, if you ask me. not with diabetes. that's all i'm oondng— with diabetes. that's all i'm oondng. dod-o— with diabetes. that's all i'm saying. let's do— with diabetes. that's all i'm saying. let's do mail on saying. let's do the mail on odndon— saying. let's do the mail on snndon and— saying. let's do the mail on snndon and o— saying. let's do the mail on sunday and a bad sex life in nddddo— sunday and a bad sex life in nddddo ogo— sunday and a bad sex life in middle age increases a man's don— middle age increases a man's don od— middle age increases a man's risk of dementia.— middle age increases a man's risk of dementia. now you'll be ddno— risk of dementia. now you'll be ddno. nondo.— risk of dementia. now you'll be fine, lewis, because you're not dodn— fine, lewis, because you're not noodo nddddo— fine, lewis, because you're not really middle aged anymore. no, i really middle aged anymore. no, d—dddn-d- i am not. that's why i didn't worry but i am. i am worry me. but but i am. i am actually in the age category of the that they studied and the people that they studied and this from the gerontology this is from the gerontology society bad sex society of america, a bad sex life in middle age raises men's risk of dementia. and i didn't get chance to read the story get a chance to read the story because is it used the word unked because is it used the word linked or correlated . all these linked or correlated. all these mealy words except the word

caused. and so what it says is that we don't know if people if you have a bad sex life because you have a bad sex life because you have a bad sex life because you have dementia, maybe you forget to have sex or because or because the or because the other way around is because you're having a bad sex life. you think to yourself, why bother to think? because my sex life is so bad at the end of the day, these men were probably on a high carb diet, which causes i knew you'd get back to that question. what do you mean? you're not- get back to that question. what do you mean? you're not a- ngdi. i : what do you mean? you're not a man, dnd— do you mean? you're not a man, dnd non— do you mean? you're not a man, dnd non oondd— do you mean? you're not a man, but you could help— do you mean? you're not a man, but you could help these men. ddonno— but you could help these men. ddonno non— but you could help these men. thanks very much— but you could help these men. thanks very much .— but you could help these men. thanks very much . sorry.- but you could help these men. thanks very much. sorry. that was. that thanks very much. sorry. that was . that was thanks very much. sorry. that was. that was improvised. ddoo-o— was. that was improvised. ddoo-o ndoo— was. that was improvised. that's what i— was. that was improvised. that's what i love- was. that was improvised. that's what i love about working here. it's that kind of encouragement. i here. it's that kind of encouragement . i don't call it encouragement. i don't call it encouragement— encouragement. i don't call it encouragement .— encouragement. i don't call it encouragement . call- encouragement. i don't call it encouragement . call a- diinidin. g i don't call it encouragement . call a what he encouragement. call a what he oodd— encouragement. call a what he oodd noo— encouragement. call a what he oodd oon— encouragement. call a what he said was call it— encouragement. call a what he said was call it a— encouragement. call a what he said was call it a meeting. doon— said was call it a meeting. noon. vou— said was call it a meeting. yeah, you should- said was call it a meeting. yeah, you should call- said was call it a meeting. yeah, you should call hr. it's really worth a fortune. i don't know. levels of testosterone. i'm really interested in hormones. think that's hormones. i think that's probably important. one of the theories is that men who have worse sex may have lower worse sex lives may have lower levels testosterone. levels of testosterone. and that's important . yeah. so yeah. that's important. yeah. so yeah.

okay. we've got to move on. i'm still laughing at what— okay. we've got to move on. i'm still laughing at what i- still laughing at what i said. sdnnnod — still laughing at what i said. stunned i'm— still laughing at what i said. stunned fig" ing stunned i'm always laughing at what you said . well, at the end what you said. well, at the end of the day, listen to me at the end of the day. hi cholesterol helps your helps build testosterone. and the brain is made up of testosterone. the older you get, the more the more cholesterol all you need. we've got to move on. let's do the odndon— got to move on. let's do the snndon ddnoo— got to move on. let's do the sunday times now.- ngdin. dini let's do the sunday times now. and ngdin. didi let's do the sunday times now. and the cost of sunday times now. and the cost od ndndn— sunday times now. and the cost od ndndn do— sunday times now. and the cost of hindu is rising.— sunday times now. and the cost of hindu is rising. and i onddooo— of hindu is rising. and i onddooo no— of hindu is rising. and i suppose we should have known dnoo— suppose we should have known ddoo-nd— suppose we should have known dnod-nd-nonddi suppose we should have known that-up-would be| that blow up penises would be onddood— that blow up penises would be subject-inflation.— that blow up penises would be subject inflation. so subject to inflation. i'm so oono.— subject to inflation. i'm so sorry, professor.- subject to inflation. i'm so sorry, professor. i went with dnon— sorry, professor. i went with dnod.—condngi that. it felt right. coming up, my that will be £1,200. my hindu. that will be £1,200. so apparently . hindus are so apparently. hindus are expensive. well, we knew that didn't we? i heard somebody once say that you shouldn't have a wedding you've been wedding until you've been together you together ten years. and then you should wedding should have the wedding according to like, spend as much as you feel like at the time, which i think is quite funny. i don't second half don't know. the second half of the is warning get the article is warning us to get insurance if we go on a hen or a stag, do. that sounds like good advice. having advice. yeah. will you be having advice. yeah. will you be having a stag? do why do you ask that gnooddond— a stag? do why do you ask that question? because— g“ jdin why do you ask that question? because lewis, i am undon— question? because lewis, i am nndod dno— question? because lewis, i am under the impression that you

are under the impression that you ongogod— under the impression that you ongogod do— under the impression that you are engaged to be married . why are engaged to be married. why do dooddo— are engaged to be married. why do dooddo nood— are engaged to be married. why do people need to— are engaged to be married. why do people need to know our dnodnoood— do people need to know our business? because i thought. i dndnd— business? because i thought. i dddnd dnd— business? because i thought. i dddnd d-nn dodn— business? because i thought. i think i'm very interested- business? because i thought. think i'm very interested to know if. because everyone goes on each other's dos now, don't they? stags and hens. we're all going everywhere. if i was on your stag do, how much would it set me back? i'm going to tell you the men spend you something. the way men spend nonon— you something. the way men spend nnonon—onon odondl money, they wouldn't even spend dnoo— money, they wouldn't even spend dnod—doi that much money. they'd just be ddnndng—do- drinking in a cheap flight to wherever they're going to. and dndo— wherever they're going to. and dndo do— wherever they're going to. and dndo do-dndo— wherever they're going to. and this is-this is.— wherever they're going to. and this is-this is.-is- this is this. this is. this is a doodn— this is this. this is. this is a doodn od— this is this. this is. this is a death of love— this is this. this is. this is a death of love thing. because men this is this. this is. this is a dea'this love thing. because men this is this. this is. this is a dea'this and; thing. because men this is this. this is. this is a dea'this and theyrg. because men this is this. this is. this is a dea'this and they think:ause men see this and they think to themselves,— see this and they think to themselves,_|| see this and they think to themselves,_| to themselves, why would i want to odond— themselves, why would i want to odond ddooo— themselves, why would i want to odond ddzoo on— themselves, why would i want to spend $1,200 on my wife going out spend $1,200 on my wife going ond ond— spend $1,200 on my wife going out and whatever— spend $1,200 on my wife going out and whatever she's doing at the out and whatever she's doing at dno—don— out and whatever she's doing at dno—don dndo- out and whatever she's doing at the—day, this is- out and whatever she's doing at the—day, this is one. the end of the day, this is one more reason why— the end of the day, this is one more reason why women are unmarriageable_ more reason why women are unmarriageable today. i ing unmarriageable today. shocking dnd— unmarriageable today. shocking scenes, but we've got to move on. let's one more story in on. let's do one more story in the sunday telegraph with the question ever okay to wear question is it ever okay to wear speedos? something who speedos? something anyone who bought louis schaefer's calendar will wondering ? yeah, will also be wondering? yeah, well, is. okay if you will also be wondering? yeah, well,.is. okay if you look. .. : ing7 yeah, well, is. okay if you look as well, it is. okay if you look as good— well, it is. okay if you look as good oo— well, it is. okay if you look as good oo nondo— well, it is. okay if you look as good as louis does on good as louis schaefer does on my good as louis schaefer does on no on— good as louis schaefer does on no odd nood— good as louis schaefer does on my all meat diet— good as louis schaefer does on my all meat diet and is it ever odond— my all meat diet and is it ever okay? noon.— my all meat diet and is it ever okay? doon- d— my all meat diet and is it ever okay? yeah. i think it is good. don— okay? yeah. i think it is good. you on— okay? yeah. i think it is good. you dd— okay? yeah. i think it is good. you dd non— okay? yeah. i think it is good. you can if you look great, like nodd— you can if you look great, like non sodo— you can if you look great, like mark spitz, who— you can if you look great, like mark spitz, who won all those

dndngo— mark spitz, who won all those dndngo non— mark spitz, who won all those things you probably don't even nnon— things you probably don't even nnon-gun— things you probably don't even nnon-gun - things you probably don't even nnon-gun n- things you probably don't even know guy was. a swimmer. know who the guy was. a swimmer. but know who the guy was. a swimmer. dnd dd— know who the guy was. a swimmer. dnd dd non— know who the guy was. a swimmer. dnd dd non-good.— know who the guy was. a swimmer. but if you -good,-you - but if you look good, you you onondd. —godi but if you look good, you you odondd—god dd.i should. i think you've got it. ddonnd— should. i think you've got it. flaunt-you've- should. i think you've got it. flaunt you've got it, flaunt it. if you've got it, ddonnd— flaunt it. if you've got it, ddonndl.— flaunt it. if you've got it, flauntl. no. - flaunt it. if you've got it, flaunt . no. flaunt it. if you've got it,- flauntl. no. eastern europeans flaunt it. no. eastern europeans can wear them for some reason because they don't belly because they don't have a belly sticking because they sticking out over because they don't diabetes and don't have type 2 diabetes and fatty disease in 35 fatty liver disease in 35 seconds. any thoughts? just because you can doesn't mean you should. and i would it to should. and i would apply it to men-women. i'm- should. and i would apply it to men-women. i'm not- : and i would apply it to men women. i'm not a big fan men and women. i'm not a big fan of men and women. i'm not a big fan od dno— men and women. i'm not a big fan od dno nonod— men and women. i'm not a big fan of the naked dress— men and women. i'm not a big fan of the naked dress and i'm not a big of the naked dress and i'm not a ddg don— of the naked dress and i'm not a ddg don od— of the naked dress and i'm not a big fan of speedos._ of the naked dress and i'm not a big fan of speedos. i think you can express yourself with can express yourself more with dodndng. —zz| clothing. okay we've got 22 seconds. lewis. want to plug seconds. lewis. you want to plug your speedo is speedo your calendar? speedo is speedo is think, isn't it? you is july, i think, isn't it? you know, do you do this is july, i think, isn't it? you know,-do you do this ?| is july, i think, isn't it? you. know,-do you do this ? is is july, i think, isn't it? you- know,-do you do this ? is it know, why do you do this? is it doododndd — know, why do you do this? is it tasteful? you— know, why do you do this? is it tasteful? you said— know, why do you do this? is it tasteful? you said at- know, why do you do this? is it tasteful? j/din. n: tasteful? you said at the start, you had the calendar again. i didn't. didn't. i i didn't. i didn't. i said i noon-d— didn't. i didn't. i said i wasn't being- didn't. i didn't. i said i wasn't being printed it's wasn't being printed and it's dodng— wasn't being printed and it's dodng oond— wasn't being printed and it's being sent out. _ wasn't being printed and it's being sent out. there's more being sent out. there's no more odond— being sent out. there's no more orders available.— being sent out. there's no more orders available. printed orders available. we printed out all orders available. we printed out odd—non] orders available. we printed outi odd—non. oo all that we needed to. well, as nnon— all that we needed to. well, as nnon oo— all that we needed to. well, as noon on d— all that we needed to. well, as much as i want talk about much as i want to talk about speedo, lewis, got do much as i want to talk about spefront_ewis, got do much as i want to talk about spefront pages. got do much as i want to talk about spefront pages. we've ot do much as i want to talk about spefront pages. we've got do much as i want to talk about spefront pages. we've got to o the front pages. we've got to go. we've sorry you've been go. we've got. sorry you've been great, though. honestly, have i been. have the nearly been. have i? the show is nearly oven been. have i? the show is nearly over, afraid. started over, though i'm afraid. started off another off badly. let's take another quick sunday's front quick look at sunday's front pages. observer has pages. so the observer has

stupid scheme be stupid sunak covid scheme to be focussed virus inquiry that's focussed of virus inquiry that's about eat out to help out. mail on sunday. labour is class war on sunday. labour is class war on middle britain . the sunday on middle britain. the sunday telegraph has. pm wants to see tax cut before the election and also share a hotel room. asylum seekers are ordered by the sunday times. ukraine's new weapons plea to hit back at putin in the sunday express autumn tax cuts to heal britain and finally the star on sunday have a day off psycho chat bots, which is about al and i'm back tomorrow 11 so please join us. or if you're watching a 5 am. stay tuned for breakfast. but for now it's good night. good morning and bless. why did morning and god bless. why did she did you .

neil this week while he takes a break. coming up tonight on the show, we'll be looking into whether we are turning into a cashless society and what this will mean for the older generations and indeed, scaffolders. we will be looking into who can actually afford school fees these days. scaffolders again and asking if the end is in sight for private education. we will be hearing about a castle in scotland which could be yours for just about a castle in scotland which could be yours forjust £30,000. could be yours for just £30,000. but there's a catch. it's nothing to do with scaffolding, and i'll be asking why us? brits do love a ruin . all of that and do love a ruin. all of that and more coming up. but first, an update on the latest news from bethany ellzey . simon, thank bethany ellzey. simon, thank non.— bethany ellzey. simon, thank non. nooo— bethany ellzey. simon, thank non. nooo nond— bethany ellzey. simon, thank you. here's your top- ig simon, thank you. here's your top stories dnon— you. here's your top stories ddon dno— you. here's your top stories ddon do on— you. here's your top stories from the gb newsroom. the prime ndndodon— from the gb newsroom. the prime minister, rishi— from the gb newsroom. the prime minister, rishi sunak has oddodod— minister, rishi sunak has offered his— minister, rishi sunak has offered his condolences to the dondddoo— offered his condolences to the dondddoo od— offered his condolences to the families of those— offered his condolences to the families of those killed in a dodn— families of those killed in a ddodn onoon— families of those killed in a train crash in— families of those killed in a train crash in india. families of those killed in a train crash in india . at least

train crash in india. at least zoo— train crash in india. at least zoo doono— train crash in india. at least 288 people have died