serve , and have to the people we serve, and to help— have to the people we serve, and to help to— have to the people we serve, and to help to restore— have to the people we serve, and to help to restore faith in our parliamentary— to help to restore faith in our parliamentary democracy . we parliamentary democracy. not much— parliamentary democracy. not much extra— parliamentary democracy. not much extra detail— parliamentary democracy. not much extra detail on- parliamentary democracy. not much extra detail on that breaking news story we've been bringing you throughout the evening here on gb news, a british man is believed to be among five people on board a submarine that's gone missing in the north atlantic ocean on its way to see the titanic wreckage us tour firm oceangate confirmed one of its vessels and crew are missing. a man posted on social media asking for prayers for his stepfather, captain hamish harding. he's a pilot who owns an aviation company , and he was an aviation company, and he was writing on his instagram account yesterday day saying he'd be taking part in a dive to the wreckage today . the coastguard, wreckage today. the coastguard, we understand, lost contact with the vessel around an hour and 45 minutes into the dive . and in minutes into the dive. and in the last hour, rear admiral john mauger gave this update from the states location of the search is approximately 900 miles east of

cape cod in a water depth of roughly 13,000ft. it is a remote area roughly 13,000ft. it is a remote and— roughly 13,000ft. it is a remote and n— roughly 13,000ft. it is a remote and it is— roughly 13,000ft. it is a remote area and it is a— 3 �*1’5 0001 it is a remote area and it is a challenge to conduct— area and it is a challenge to conduct a— area and it is a challenge to conduct a search— area and it is a challenge to conduct a search in that remote . but— conduct a search in that remote . but we— conduct a search in that remote area . but we are— conduct a search in that remote area . but we are deploying all area. but we are deploying all available— area. but we are deploying all available assets— area. but we are deploying all available assets to make sure that— available assets to make sure that we— available assets to make sure that we cah— available assets to make sure that we can locate that the chat— that we can locate that the ttttt tht — that we can locate that the craft and rescue— that we can locate that the craft and rescue the people on heart— craft and rescue the people on heart the— craft and rescue the people on heart just— craft and rescue the people on board are just one— craft and rescue the people on board are just one other detail to hhhg— board are just one other detail to hhhg you— board are just one other detail to bring you that— board are just one other detail to bring you that vessel did begin— to bring you that vessel did hegh tts— to bring you that vessel did begin its dive— to bring you that vessel did begin its dive on sunday morning and the— begin its dive on sunday morning and the us— begin its dive on sunday morning and the us coast— begin its dive on sunday morning and the us coast guard telling us that— and the us coast guard telling as that they— and the us coast guard telling us that they believe the submersible— us that they believe the submersible has 70 to 96 hours oxygen— submersible has 70 to 96 hours oxygen tett. — submersible has 70 to 96 hours oxygen left. we'll— submersible has 70 to 96 hours oxygen left. �*ft�*tz; cc c. oxygen left. we'll keep you up to date on that story right here, gb news. now, king charles attended his first service for the order of the garter as monarch. today, thousands of people gathered outside windsor castle to catch a glimpse of the king alongside queen camilla. at saint george's chapel. the prince and princess of wales

were also there. in fact, 800 guests invited . so you see there guests invited. so you see there tony blair on the steps of the chapel as he leaves the ceremony . but the duke of york not there, despite being a member of there, despite being a member of the order of the garter . there, despite being a member of the order of the garter. you're up to date on tv, online , dab+ up to date on tv, online, dab+ radio and the tune in app here with gb news, the people's . channel hello and welcome to headliners. i'm nick dixon, your favourite presenter,— i'm nick dixon, your favourite presenter, and— i'm nick dixon, your favourite presenter, and i'm joined by two top presenter, and i'm joined by two tap eehetahet— presenter, and i'm joined by two top comedians. it's— presenter, and i'm joined by two top comedians. it's far left extaemtet— top comedians. it's far left extremist josh— top comedians. it's far left extremist josh howie, an and meta— extremist josh howie, an and heeth day— extremist josh howie, an and modern day pirate cressida wetteh. — modern day pirate cressida wetteh. aha— modern day pirate cressida wetton. and if— modern day pirate cressida wetton. and if you didn't get that,— wetton. and if you didn't get that, she— wetton. and if you didn't get that, she lives— wetton. and if you didn't get that, she lives on a boat. that-e— that, she lives on a boat. hats at— that, she lives on a boat. that's all that- that, she lives on a boat. that's all that is. and i'm from the— that's all that is. and i'm from the west— that's all that is. and i'm from the west country. _ that's all that is. and i'm from the west country. c t: " c " the west country. i didn't even think of that. yeah, but you hopefully don't pillage and like land people's countries and land on people's countries and start don't know start pillaging. you don't know anything do in my anything about what i do in my private. i don't know that private. i don't know you that well. josh sorry. i don't know

why— well. josh sorry. i don't know why ._ well. josh sorry. i don't know why . eate— well. josh sorry. i don't know why t eatt tat— well. josh sorry. i don't know why i said far left— josh sorry. i don't know why i said far left extremists. tea-e— why i said far left extremists. vaate a— why i said far left extremists. you're a moderate and hate you're a moderate and you hate the—atteatyl the far left. yes yeah. already ahhayet— the far left. yes yeah. already ahhayet .— the far left. yes yeah. already ahhayea . aaeh— the far left. yes yeah. already annoyed . josh within annoyed. josh within seconds, guys-— annoyed. josh within seconds, gaye- -tet-e- annoyed. josh within seconds, guys.-let's have- annoyed. josh within seconds, guys.-let's have a. guys. all right, let's have a hat— guys. all right, let's have a taat at— guys. all right, let's have a taat at the— guys. all right, let's have a look at the front- guys. all right, let's have a look at the front pages and so the guardian— look at the front pages and so the guardian go— look at the front pages and so the guardian go with tories taaht— the guardian go with tories taaht ah— the guardian go with tories round on johnson as vote to round on johnson as mps vote to aaatave— round on johnson as mps vote to aaatave-teaatt- round on johnson as mps vote to aaatave-teaatt ,- round on johnson as mps vote to approve -report , the l approve partygate report, the that— approve partygate report, the that hae— approve partygate report, the that has tat— approve partygate report, the mail has uk billionaire trapped hatte— mail has uk billionaire trapped inside titanic— mail has uk billionaire trapped inside titanic tories submarine wtth— inside titanic tories submarine wtth at— inside titanic tories submarine with air running— inside titanic tories submarine with air running out. covering that— with air running out. covering that h— with air running out. covering that he a— with air running out. covering that in a minute.— with air running out. covering that in a minute. the telegraph etah— that in a minute. the telegraph same story british— that in a minute. the telegraph same story british billionaire hteehg— same story british billionaire missing-titanic- same story british billionaire missing titanic tour the missing on titanic tour the i hahgaae— missing on titanic tour the i hattgage rates— missing on titanic tour the i mortgage rates will stay high ahttt— mortgage rates will stay high ahttt ma.— mortgage rates will stay high until 2025. great— mortgage rates will stay high until 2025. great news the times ta— until 2025. great news the times race to save the— until 2025. great news the times race to save the trapped titanic the— race to save the trapped titanic dive adventurers— race to save the trapped titanic dive adventurers and finally, the oath— dive adventurers and finally, the daily star— dive adventurers and finally, the daily star with leaf it out , whteh— the daily star with leaf it out , whteh te— the daily star with leaf it out , which is about— the daily star with leaf it out , which is about liz truss and the— , which is about liz truss and the infamous— , which is about liz truss and the infamous lettuce. and she's not the infamous lettuce. and she's hat taa— the infamous lettuce. and she's hat taa happy— the infamous lettuce. and she's not too happy about it. those the— not too happy about it. those were the front— not too happy about it. those were the front pages . so josh, were the front pages. so josh, teta— were the front pages. so josh, tet-e stat— were the front pages. so josh, let's start with— were the front pages. so josh, let's start with the guardian. what— let's start with the guardian. what have— let's start with the guardian. what have they— let's start with the guardian. what have they got tories round on.7 what have they got tories round ahe tahheah— what have they got tories round on.7 johnson as— what have they got tories round on.7 johnson as mps vote to aaatave— on.7 johnson as mps vote to approve partygate report. so the— approve partygate report. so thts has— approve partygate report. so thts has gate— approve partygate report. so this has gone through- approve partygate report. so this has gone through 354 mps back the findings as and seven

people went against it. i wonder if one of them was nadine and she she retired? yeah. i don't know . and yeah, this is after a know. and yeah, this is after a big old debate. poor old penny mordaunt was kind of alone on the leadership benches, sort of fighting the corner. but she basically said she agree with it. it's all about the integrity of our of our. she threw him on the hae— of our of our. she threw him on the has tat— of our of our. she threw him on the bus for her— of our of our. she threw him on the bus for her future- the bus for her future leadership- the bus for her future leadership potential. / the bus for her future- leadership potential. yeah, she did leadership potential. yeah, she aha-hat.— leadership potential. yeah, she did-job- hat— leadership potential. yeah, she did job. but i mean, the did a great job. but i mean, the argument is he threw himself under the bus and now someone then and needed to then got a bus and needed to drive it over him. yes. to i don't know what they're backing over him. they're backing over hhh— over him. they're backing over hhh. hee— over him. they're backing over him. he's already— over him. they're backing over him. he's already-it- " they're backing over him. he's already it is him. he's already dead. it is avettttt— him. he's already dead. it is overkill-they've- him. he's already dead. it is overkill they've done overkill because they've done the—hat- overkill because they've done this—but he's- this 90 day ban, but he's already— this 90 day ban, but he's already gone.— this 90 day ban, but he's already gone. - this 90 day ban, but he's already gone. this 90 day ban, but he's- already gone. but-he dead, already gone. but is he dead, though? that's the problem. he's a vampire, right? we think he's teat. — a vampire, right? we think he's teat. -thete-e— a vampire, right? we think he's dead. -there's another- ”c: q7 we think he's dead. there's another series dead. but there's another series to dead. but there's another series ta—aht. — dead. but there's another series ta—aht. hat- dead. but there's another series ta—aht. hat ht- dead. but there's another series to_and. but it is- to get a stake and. but it is tha— to get a stake and. but it is that at— to get a stake and. but it is kind of like— to get a stake and. but it is kind of like when guy like, kind of like when the guy like, in kind of like when the guy like, h-mavte— kind of like when the guy like, h-havte gaee— kind of like when the guy like, in -movie goes a - kind of like when the guy like, in movie goes a bit crazy, in the movie goes a bit crazy, the— in the movie goes a bit crazy, ttte kicking— in the movie goes a bit crazy, like kicking the _ in the movie goes a bit crazy, like kicking the guy once his eyes— like kicking the guy once his eyes the— like kicking the guy once his eyes like he's— like kicking the guy once his eyes like he's dead, then he eyes like he's dead, and then he keep5_ eyes like he's dead, and then he keeps-ah— eyes like he's dead, and then he keeps-ah hhh- eyes like he's dead, and then he keeps on him because keeps stamping on him because he-e— keeps stamping on him because he's-thev've_ keeps stamping on him because he's-thev've eat- keeps stamping on him because he's they've got to do he's gone. they've got to do he— he's gone. they've got to do tt-e-he— he's gone. they've got to do tt-e-he a— he's gone. they've got to do it's-be a john- he's gone. they've got to do it's be a john wick it's got to be a john wick taahte— it's got to be a john wick taahte-ta— it's got to be a john wick double to head. it's got to be a john wick. double -to-head. so it's got to be a john wick- double -to-head. so 100% double tap to the head. so 100%

aha— double tap to the head. so 100% sure. and ithink_ double tap to the head. so 100% sure. andithink he— double tap to the head. so 100% sure. and ithink he will- double tap to the head. �*00�*5�*4�*3 ”c: and think he will come sure. and i think he will come hatt— sure. and i think he will come haet tat— sure. and i think he will come back for revenge.— ”c: and i think he will come back for revenge. what's john that,— back for revenge. what's john hatch-eat— back for revenge. what's john wick, - say watch - back for revenge. what's john wick, say watch john wick, do you say watch john that. — wick, do you say watch john that. -haty.— wick, do you say watch john wick. - moly. get - wick, do you say watch john wick. moly. get we wick. holy moly. get out. we ehaatt— wick. holy moly. get out. we should invite— wick. holy moly. get out. we should invite-to- wick. holy moly. get out. we should invite to our john should invite her to ourjohn thet— should invite her to ourjohn that friday— should invite her to ourjohn wick friday evening. / wick friday evening. yeah. yeah. — wick friday evening. yeah. heah. haae— wick friday evening. yeah. yeah. you've-been- wick friday evening. “43?" yeah. you've been invited. yeah. you've not been invited. john— yeah. you've not been invited. aahh thet— yeah. you've not been invited. john wick idea.— yeah. you've not been invited. john wick idea. it's a revenge haeet— john wick idea. it's a revenge haeet haae— john wick idea. it's a revenge based movie with— john wick idea. it's a revenge based movie with keanu reeves where—amat- based movie with keanu reeves where—awful lot- based movie with keanu reeves where—awful lot of. where he kills an awful lot of aeaate— where he kills an awful lot of aeaate, aha— where he kills an awful lot of aeaate, and he— where he kills an awful lot of people, and it's all about the taahte— people, and it's all about the double-would- double tap. you would think i would watched that. yeah. would have watched that. yeah. there's four of them now. boris johnson— there's four of them now. boris tahheah-at— there's four of them now. boris johnson -of them.- there's four of them now. boris johnson of them. he's johnson is all of them. he's going— johnson is all of them. he's gatha-haet. - johnson is all of them. he's. going-back. -wick going to come back. john wick ethte. — going to come back. john wick ethte. -tehhh- going to come back. john wick style. penny morden. style. revenge penny morden. heah— style. revenge penny morden. heah. hhhat— style. revenge penny morden. yeah. what do— style. revenge penny morden. yeah. what do you think? cteastaa— yeah. what do you think? cressida-you- yeah. what do you think? cressida-you won't. yeah. what do you think? i cressida-you won't be yeah. what do you think? - cressida-you won't be able cressida well, you won't be able to now, will you? to make that now, will you? because you'd to because you'd have to have a very diverse oh, we're very diverse cast. oh, we're going get to that story, to going to get to that story, to that later. thinking, that later. hey, thinking, foreshadowing ahead. yes. okay that later. hey, thinking, for

normally is . and they are saying normally is. and they are saying that it's not just about human induced warming. i know we had a study saying that supposedly there's a lot of people saying that human induced warming doesn't exist . let me be one of doesn't exist. let me be one of the people. there's someone out there watching right now counting. go. human counting. i'm going to go. human induced does exist so induced warming. does exist so they their little they can tick in their little box balance things out box and balance things out a little bit and is against it and i care. so we have the i don't care. so we have the aetteet— i don't care. so we have the perfect balance. _ cast" c 771i: so we have the perfect balance. "mt; 00" c 771i: so we have the perfect balance. ”iii: c 00" c 771i: so we have the perfect balance. “chi; c perfect balance. there it is. so perfect balance. there it is. sa theate— perfect balance. there it is. so they're saying— perfect balance. there it is. so they're saying it's- perfect balance. “tirti; c so they're saying it's a mixed bag— so they're saying it's a mixed haa th— so they're saying it's a mixed hag th the— so they're saying it's a mixed bag in this article, aren't they eahhe— bag in this article, aren't they eayhg hee— bag in this article, aren't they saying yes, partly us. and it's partly— saying yes, partly us. and it's partly phenomenon. yeah, partly natural phenomenon. yeah, exaetth. —heatl exactly. with the el nino heat wave and but yeah, they're quite scared about the this is the highest increase. it's the since records dating back to 1850. so they're saying could a they're saying this could have a significant on our significant impact on our immediate sea life . i have to be immediate sea life. i have to be quite immediate sea life. i have to be aatte eatetat— immediate sea life. i have to be quite careful with— immediate sea life. i have to be quite careful with these- : c ”hi; i have to be quite careful with these kind of boring— quite careful with these kind of boring stories— quite careful with these kind of boring stories because we did one-turbulence- boring stories because we did one turbulence on planes one about turbulence on planes tae— one about turbulence on planes taeletthate— one about turbulence on planes due-climate-i- one about turbulence on planes due climate i thought due to climate change. i thought this due to climate change. i thought the—aet— due to climate change. i thought this—get comedy- due to climate change. i thought this get comedy out this is tough to get comedy out of. this is tough to get comedy out at. sa— this is tough to get comedy out at. sa we— this is tough to get comedy out at. sa we hat— this is tough to get comedy out of. so we had a— this is tough to get comedy out of. so we had a bit— this is tough to get comedy out of. so we had a bit of a laugh ahaat— of. so we had a bit of a laugh ahaat ht.— of. so we had a bit of a laugh about it. then— of. so we had a bit of a laugh about it. then the— of. so we had a bit of a laugh about it. then the guy who did the etath— about it. then the guy who did the study starts— about it. then the guy who did the study starts tweeting about about it. then the guy who did

the andrew arts tweeting about about it. then the guy who did the tandrewarts �*louis,ig about about it. then the guy who did the tandrewarts �*louis, saying,t me, andrew and louis, saying, haa— me, andrew and louis, saying, you-understand- me, andrew and louis, saying, you understand my study. me, andrew and louis, saying, you like, understand my study. me, andrew and louis, saying, you like, it'siderstand my study. me, andrew and louis, saying, you like, it's aerstand my study. me, andrew and louis, saying, you like, it's a comedy�*ny study. me, andrew and louis, saying, you like, it's a comedy show, dy. i'm like, it's a comedy show, haa. — i'm like, it's a comedy show, haa. hat— i'm like, it's a comedy show, haa. hat ht— i'm like, it's a comedy show, bro. but it was.— i'm like, it's a comedy show, bro. but it was. _ i'm like, it's a comedy show, bro. but it was. so you think the marine biologists are going to you? ithink the marine biologists are going to you? i think they to come for you? i think they mtght— to come for you? i think they htaht came— to come for you? i think they might come for— to come for you? i think they might come for you. - f 7 i think they might come for you. josh they've got might come for you. josh they've eat a— might come for you. josh they've eat a tat— might come for you. josh they've eat a tat at— might come for you. josh they've got a lot of time— might come for you. josh they've got a lot of time on— might come for you. josh they've got a lot of time on their hands. — got a lot of time on their hands. let's— got a lot of time on their hands. let's do- got a lot of time on their hands. let's do the daily mail now. question— hands. let's do the daily mail now. question of— hands. let's do the daily mail now. question of what's going on. now. question of what's going ah—ttahaet- on. uk billionaire trapped hatte— inside titanic tourist submarine wtth—aat. - inside titanic tourist submarine wtth—aat. lwel inside titanic tourist submarinei with _out. .we are with air running out. so we are hatte— with air running out. so we are ttahtte. watt.— with air running out. so we are frantic. well, not me but but people are frantically searching for this vessel, it's like for this vessel, which it's like a of holiday where a sort of holiday thing where you look at you can go and look at the titanic but you to titanic wreck. but you have to be an expert, not just anybody can go $250,000. they've gone down. you have to down. expert rich, you have to know. to know. you have to know something. i a thing that something. i read a thing that eat— something. i read a thing that eat-have— something. i read a thing that eat-have ta— something. i read a thing that said-have to be- something. i read a thing that said-have to be in- g i read a thing that said have to be in peak said you have to be in peak ahyeteat— said you have to be in peak physical condition. you have to be physical condition. you have to he atte— physical condition. you have to he ahte ta— physical condition. you have to be able to climb— physical condition. you have to be able to climb a— physical condition. you have to be able to climb a ladder up to six be able to climb a ladder up to eta-tau. — be able to climb a ladder up to six-tall. well,— be able to climb a ladder up to six tall. well, there you six foot tall. well, there you 90- — six foot tall. well, there you tea-tha— six foot tall. well, there you tea-the thts- six foot tall. well, there you go.-this this is- six foot tall. well, there you- go.-this this is horrendous. go. but this this is horrendous. so they've been since so they've been missing since sunday. of one of sunday. the stepson of one of the people on board, there's five on board tweeted five people on board tweeted about it's looking about this. so it's not looking good. they good. this was on sunday. they said 72 hours of said they've got 72 hours of oxygen. so we're now monday, another day find them. yeah, another day to find them. yeah, i if i'd say i don't know if i'd say horrendous- i don't know if i'd say horrendous .- i don't know if i'd say horrendous . it's got be horrendous. it's got to be haaeet— horrendous. it's got to be honest. - little - horrendous. it's got to be honest. little bit like, honest. i'm a little bit like,

taah— honest. i'm a little bit like, taah-ate— honest. i'm a little bit like, look,-are human- honest. i'm a little bit like, look, are human beings. look, these are human beings. i haae— look, these are human beings. i haae that— look, these are human beings. i haae that they— look, these are human beings. i hope that they are— look, these are human beings. i hope that they are safe. at the same-thea— hope that they are safe. at the same-theh-aat- same time, they have put themselves— same time, they have put themselves at— same time, they have put themselves at and paid a themselves at risk and paid a considerable— themselves at risk and paid a considerable amount of money to do considerable amount of money to ta ea.— considerable amount of money to ta the— considerable amount of money to ta the aht— considerable amount of money to do so. the and i'd— considerable amount of money to do so. the and i'd you know, i that— do so. the and i'd you know, i that thaw.— do so. the and i'd you know, i that that. ._ do so. the and i'd you know, i don't know. i know— do so. the and i'd you know, i don't know. i know that's harsh aht— don't know. i know that's harsh and th— don't know. i know that's harsh and i'll probably— don't know. i know that's harsh and i'll probably get lots of hatred— and i'll probably get lots of hatred aat— and i'll probably get lots of hatred out there. but i feel the— hatred out there. but i feel the thehte — hatred out there. but i feel like they're trying to make this teta— like they're trying to make this hta eart— like they're trying to make this hta eat at— like they're trying to make this into sort of what— like they're trying to make this into sort of what was the movie haatta— into sort of what was the movie haattalthaee— into sort of what was the movie apollo .those were - into sort of what was the movie apollo those were heroes apollo 13. those were heroes heathe— apollo 13. those were heroes heathg the— apollo 13. those were heroes breaking the barriers of human understanding— breaking the barriers of human understanding ._ breaking the barriers of human understanding . this i see as understanding. this i see as a eart— understanding. this i see as a sat at— understanding. this i see as a sort of holiday— understanding. this i see as a sort of holiday trip for very heh— sort of holiday trip for very heh aeaate. — sort of holiday trip for very rich people. 463- sort of holiday trip for very rich people. “43?" /:i:t. rich people. yeah, i know. you mean i mean, i don't understand it, but i'm not a billionaire. why do you need do it? but it why do you need to do it? but it is tragic. they are trapped down there. it is pretty disturbing. and it's a titanic. cursed. and it's a titanic. just cursed. i mean, know what mean. i mean, you know what i mean. you've going visit you've actually going to visit the and now the titanic wreckage and now they're trouble and they're in trouble again. and then is to then someone else is going to pay then someone else is going to pay to go and visit there anyway. all right. well before we anyway. all right. well before the-hta— anyway. all right. well before the-hta taa— anyway. all right. well before we-into too much- tit) all right. well before we into too much trouble, we get into too much trouble, teta— we get into too much trouble, tet-elthe— we get into too much trouble, let's the telegraph, josh, let's do the telegraph, josh, aht— let's do the telegraph, josh, aha-gat— let's do the telegraph, josh, and-got-samel let's do the telegraph, josh,- and-got-same story and they've got the same story aht— and they've got the same story aha—states- and they've got the same story and—stories that. and they've got the same storyi and—stories that you and some other stories that you hteht— and some other stories that you htaht atetet. — and some other stories that you might prefer. yeah,— and some other stories that you might prefer. “43?" gti; might prefer. yeah, let's get off that one, because i'm going to trouble. but this is to get into trouble. but this is this, i to get into trouble. but this is the, . waatt— to get into trouble. but this is this, i would argue,— to get into trouble. but this is

this, i would argue, is- to get into trouble. but this is this, i would argue, is a- gti;c but this is this, i would argue, is a far this, i would argue, is afar more important— this, i would argue, is a far more important story in terms of the aetaat— more important story in terms of the aetaat-at— more important story in terms of the actual-of other- more important story in terms of the actual of other human the actual impact of other human hehee— the actual impact of other human hehee-hahh— the actual impact of other human beings many human beings and many more human hehae— beings and many more human beings. mortgages beings. mortgage mortgages fixed for beings. mortgage mortgages fixed tateaee—— beings. mortgage mortgages fixed tateaee— the- for 25 years could ease the ahte— for 25 years could ease the crisis,-gove. - for 25 years could ease the crisis,-gove..this. for 25 years could ease the crisis,-gove..this as crisis, says gove. so this is as hahgaae— crisis, says gove. so this is as hattgage rates— crisis, says gove. so this is as mortgage rates-up- crisis, says gove. so this is as mortgage rates up to about 6% mortgage rates go up to about 6% aht— mortgage rates go up to about 6% aha aeaate— mortgage rates go up to about 6% now and people about a million aeaate— now and people about a million aeaate a— now and people about a million people a million— now and people about a million people a million and a million aht— people a million and a million and a— people a million and a million and a aaattet— people a million and a million and a quarter people are being coming— and a quarter people are being eamtha att— and a quarter people are being coming off their— and a quarter people are being coming off their fixed mortgages and theate— coming off their fixed mortgages and theyte going— coming off their fixed mortgages and they're going to really stat— and they're going to really start suffering.— and they're going to really start suffering. they're saying it's start suffering. they're saying he going— start suffering. they're saying he going ta— start suffering. they're saying he going ta he— start suffering. they're saying it's going to be at least about tattoo— it's going to be at least about thooo tat— it's going to be at least about £1,000 for-people- it's going to be at least about £1,000 for people going up. £1,000 for most people going up. aht— £1,000 for most people going up. aha-te— £1,000 for most people going up. aha-te-that- £1,000 for most people going up. and-is-that this- £1,000 for most people going up. and-is-that this is. and gove is saying that this is ahelthe— and gove is saying that this is ahelthe ways— and gove is saying that this is one-the ways -they- and gove is saying that this is one the ways they could one of the ways that they could eamhat— one of the ways that they could eamhat-theh— one of the ways that they could combat -they do - one of the ways that they could combat-they do in- combat it, which they do in hath— combat it, which they do in hath-aht- combat it, which they do ini north -and.least combat it, which they do in- north -and.least then north america. and at least then you north america. and at least then haa have— north america. and at least then ya have the— north america. and at least then you have this kind— north america. and at least then you have this kind of like, you that— you have this kind of like, you that exaetth— you have this kind of like, you know exactly -you - you have this kind of like, you know exactly you are going know exactly what you are going to know exactly what you are going ta—hat— know exactly what you are going ta—hat thte- know exactly what you are going ta—hat thte te- know exactly what you are going to_but this is this- to be paying. but this is this is to be paying. but this is this he the— to be paying. but this is this he the t— to be paying. but this is this is this i think— to be paying. but this is this is this i think we're going to be is this i think we're going to he eeethg— is this i think we're going to be seeing the— is this i think we're going to be seeing the story or incarnations- be seeing the story or incarnations of it many times the— incarnations of it many times the heat— incarnations of it many times over the next 25— incarnations of it many times over the next 25 years, probably- — over the next 25 years, probably. “43?" “43?" over the next 25 years,- probably. yeah. yeah. i mean, i was worried. it sounded a bit communist. and then cited communist. and then he cited canada. i'm this is not canada. i'm like, this is not good. found out in good. but then i found out in the they do this of the us they do this kind of thing, 30 year fixed mortgages. so i was a bit more open to it and i was thinking, can i get one trying one now? because i'm trying to get a mortgage. let's lock it in

now because i'll probably just miss you know, i don't know miss it, you know, i don't know about my generation about you, just my generation just good, just misses everything good, because tiny bit because i'm just a tiny bit younger you, and just younger than you, and we just missed everything. do missed everything. good. what do you think? they're going to give you think? they're going to give haaa-he— you think? they're going to give you-one, are they? ii you a 30 year one, are they? i want— you a 30 year one, are they? i want the— you a 30 year one, are they? i want the za— you a 30 year one, are they? i want the 25 year— you a 30 year one, are they? i want the 25 year one. - you a 30 year one, are they? i?» \t:i:tt i've want the 25 year one. now. i've just got time for that. - want the 25 year one. now. i've just got time for that. but- i?» \t0t�* i've just got time for that. but so ateeahahth— just got time for that. but so presumably haa— just got time for that. but so presumably you get much higher presumably you get a much higher rate-ta— presumably you get a much higher rate-ta ht— presumably you get a much higher rate-ta tt tt-e— presumably you get a much higher rate-do if it's over— presumably you get a much higher rate do if it's over 25 rate than do if it's over 25 teas.— rate than do if it's over 25 ms- wett— rate than do if it's over 25 years. well, they're saying that there— years. well, they're saying that there . someone _ years. well, they're saying that there . someone is _ years. well, they're saying that there someone is offering it there is someone is offering it for there is someone is offering it tat-the— there is someone is offering it tat-the-tate- there is someone is offering it for-the-rate as. there is someone is offering it for-the-rate as iti there is someone is offering iti for-the-rate as it is for about the same rate as it is hath-hath— for about the same rate as it is now, point something% now, like five point something% but now, like five point something% hat-cease.— now, like five point something% hatleaatae. ht— now, like five point something% but-course, if it— now, like five point something% but-course, if it then - now, like five point something% but-course, if it then goes- but of course, if it then goes down ten years to what it was down in ten years to what it was like or 1.5, then you're like 1% or 1.5, then you're going to considerably going to be paying considerably more point. so it's a more at that point. so it's a it's a factor. it is. it's it's a risk factor. it is. it's all it's a risk factor. it is. it's at very— it's a risk factor. it is. it's at very theta,— it's a risk factor. it is. it's all very risky, isn't- c ” f it is. it's all very risky, isn't it? yeah. my— all very risky, isn't it? yeah. thy cantata— all very risky, isn't it? yeah. thy concern-a— all very risky, isn't it? yeah. my concern-a layman- all very risky, isn't it? yeah. my concern-a layman is. all very risky, isn't it? yeah. my concern a layman is that my concern as a layman is that the into the government gets us into all this and say, oh, this stuff and they say, oh, we're here from the government to fix it. i was like, could you just taxes just give us low taxes and let us it? some us get on with it? am i some sort of libertarian? don't sort of libertarian? i don't know. question know. well, well, the question is, government is, yeah, are the government going and help and it going to step in and help and it doesn't look likely. rishi sunak is sort doesn't look likely. rishi sunak he sat at— doesn't look likely. rishi sunak is sort of-yeah,- doesn't look likely. rishi sunak is sort of-yeah, we've- is sort of going, yeah, we've got— is sort of going, yeah, we've eat—heah- yeah-i is sort of going, yeah, we've- got_yeah. yeah. okay. got no money. yeah. yeah. okay. well look at well let's have a quick look at the star. they've got the daily star. and they've got some about liz

some serious news about liz truss. very lettuce. truss. very serious wet lettuce. liz truss. very serious wet lettuce. the—tha- liz reveals she didn't find the eta—ae- liz reveals she didn't find the ma. thel star lettuce as funny as the teet— star lettuce as funny as the teat-watt. - star lettuce as funny as the rest-world. and- star lettuce as funny as the rest world. and they've rest of the world. and they've got— rest of the world. and they've eat a— rest of the world. and they've eat a htaeeet— rest of the world. and they've got a brussel sprout there for aeaate— got a brussel sprout there for aeaate-wtth- got a brussel sprout there for. people -with-on. people listening with a wig on. i_wi9_ people listening with a wig on. t—wtg aht- people listening with a wig on. t—wtg and the- i guess is her wig and the masses— i guess is her wig and the brussels-is- i guess is her wig and the brussels is saying, brussels sprout is saying, no, ha—taheaaheel no, no, no, no. funsponge liz haae— no, no, no, no. funsponge liz tease-aeeaeet— no, no, no, no. funsponge liz truss-accused the - no, no, no, no. funsponge liz truss accused the daily star truss has accused the daily star of truss has accused the daily star at-ehtttteh— truss has accused the daily star of-childish after- truss has accused the daily star of childish after plucking of being childish after plucking tettaee—ae- of being childish after plucking lettuce—as pm. i lettuce outlasted her as pm. what— lettuce outlasted her as pm. that hath— lettuce outlasted her as pm. that taeh e— lettuce outlasted her as pm. what tosh ? so— lettuce outlasted her as pm. what tosh ? so yeah, she she what tosh? so yeah, she she taeeh-t— what tosh? so yeah, she she heat the— what tosh? so yeah, she she doesn't find it— what tosh? so yeah, she she doesn't find it funny. she's hate— doesn't find it funny. she's mate a— doesn't find it funny. she's made a fatal— doesn't find it funny. she's made a fatal mistake there heeaaee— made a fatal mistake there because everybody knows that if haa-he— because everybody knows that if tate eat— because everybody knows that if taate eat a— because everybody knows that if you've got a nickname, um, you that,— you've got a nickname, um, you that-the— you've got a nickname, um, you that-the ae— you've got a nickname, um, you know,-the one we- you've got a nickname, um, you know, the one we nick know, like the one we call nick thea— know, like the one we call nick when-listening,- know, like the one we call nick when listening, you when he's not listening, if you aah-t— when he's not listening, if you that tast— when he's not listening, if you don't just laugh— when he's not listening, if you don't just laugh about it, then it don't just laugh about it, then tt—taee- don't just laugh about it, then. tt—taeelhat it never goes away, does it? how tate— it never goes away, does it? how dare haa,— it never goes away, does it? how dare taa, thete — it never 90es away, does it? how dare you, nick? vp e it never goes away, does it? how dare you, nick? it“ ti. dare you, nick? whic that's what we call it. nick. nick. well, at least i mean, least i've seen them. i mean, this. what do think, this. i mean, what do you think, josh? saying josh? because she's saying it's pure, read pure, not funny. and if you read the article, says the whole article, she says things like, well, they didn't focus the ideas. too focus on the ideas. they're too obsessed with people. they're very harsh. british very kind of harsh. the british media, she does admit media, although she does admit her could her communication could have been which i think been better, which i think everyone's about liz everyone's agreed about with liz truss. just truss. but does she just not quite the personality quite get the personality side of i boris was all of it? i mean, boris was all personality hate him. of it? i mean, boris was all persthenty hate him. of it? i mean, boris was all persthen certain hate him. of it? i mean, boris was all persthen certain politiciansim. and then certain politicians are sort and no sort of all ideas and no personality. i think that personality. i don't think that aeaate—hte- people hate him for his aeteahatttt— people hate him for hisi personality-his

people hate him for his- personality-his lack of personality though. his lack of aatththa— personality though. his lack of anything else. he's all charisma for lying could be for his constant lying could be and taking us down trust in life, she was kind of but. life, she was kind of no, but. and the mortgage thing wasn't her fault. now her fault. we're now saying, well, basically well, yeah, but she's basically saying didn't saying everyone else didn't understand economics. so all the markets, all of— understand economics. so all the markets, all of those— c. 3: i tit? so all the markets, all of those people thaee— markets, all of those people thaee-tt— markets, all of those people thaee-tt te— markets, all of those people whose-it is to - markets, all of those people whose it is to understand whose job it is to understand hahte— whose job it is to understand hahte aht— whose job it is to understand bonds and whatnot, that all thetahttt— bonds and whatnot, that all instantly sort— bonds and whatnot, that all instantly sort of— bonds and whatnot, that all instantly sort of raise and lost us instantly sort of raise and lost as httttahe— instantly sort of raise and lost us billions of— instantly sort of raise and lost us billions of pounds in this eaaattt— us billions of pounds in this eaahttt. tt-e— us billions of pounds in this country. it's like,— us billions of pounds in this country. it's like, do i go with her— country. it's like, do i go with her particular— country. it's like, do i go with her particular thing or do i go ttth— her particular thing or do i go ttth att— her particular thing or do i go ttth at at— her particular thing or do i go with all of them?— her particular thing or do i go with all of them? this time i'm going— with all of them? this time i'm going ta— with all of them? this time i'm going ta ga— with all of them? this time i'm going ta ta hath.— with all of them? this time i'm going to go down. capitalists taate— going to go down. capitalists taate aht— going to go down. capitalists route and i'm— going to go down. capitalists route and i'm going to say thette— route and i'm going to say thette-tha- route and i'm going to say they're who knew route and i'm going to say- they're-who knew what they're the ones who knew what thet— they're the ones who knew what they—aha — they're the ones who knew what they—aha thet- they were doing and they didn't like they were doing and they didn't ttte-atah. — they were doing and they didn't ttte-atah. okay.- they were doing and they didn't like plan. {mfg like her plan. okay. but kwasi kwarteng a minute kwarteng was in here a minute ago. didn't any ago. and you didn't say any of this his that's all i'm this to his face. that's all i'm going i needed an eye going to say. i needed an eye because hoping he'll do my because i'm hoping he'll do my too john wick too busy talking about john wick with enough. all with him. yeah, fair enough. all right. for part one. right. that's it for part one. smashed up, smashed it. but coming up, can a football shirt hate speech? smashed it. but coming up, can a football shave hate speech? smashed it. but coming up, can a football shave newt speech? smashed it. but coming up, can a football shave new referendum the snp have a new referendum idea. why idea. sounds fun. and why david cameron total cameron is a total legend. according to david

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35w: welcome 35h: welcome back to radio. welcome back to headliners.— radio. welcome back to headliners. i'm- 35h: welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon. stu— headliners. i'm nick dixon. stttt hete— headliners. i'm nick dixon. still here with— headliners. i'm nick dixon. still here with gb's top djs. tt-e— still here with gb's top djs. he hath— still here with gb's top djs. it's josh howie— still here with gb's top djs. it's josh howie and cressida thettah— it's josh howie and cressida thettah .— it's josh howie and cressida thettah . aht— it's josh howie and cressida wetton . and let's get into it wetton. and let's get into it ttth— wetton. and let's get into it with tuesday's— wetton. and let's get into it with tuesday's times. and turns out with tuesday's times. and turns aat the— with tuesday's times. and turns aat the teat— with tuesday's times. and turns out the real hero— with tuesday's times. and turns out the real hero of the covid aahtehte— out the real hero of the covid aahtehte hae— out the real hero of the covid pandemic was checks , notes david pandemic was checks, notes david caheah taeh— pandemic was checks, notes david cameron. josh oh— pandemic was checks, notes david cameron. josh oh my gosh, yes . cameron. josh oh my gosh, yes. he cameron. josh oh my gosh, yes. he really— cameron. josh oh my gosh, yes. he teattt te— cameron. josh oh my gosh, yes. he really is shameless. yeah, heah. — he really is shameless. yeah, heah. hee— he really is shameless. yeah, yeah. he's unbelievable . th�*t t: yeah. he's unbelievable. david canteen— yeah. he's unbelievable. david cameron tells— yeah. he's unbelievable. david cameron tells covid inquiry. yeah it's the historic austerity that helped us fight the pandemic . that's it. the he's he pandemic. that's it. the he's he he's been my he's on my list of britain's worst ever pm for me that's who i put at the top there and because and actually not just because of brexit and all the other stuff i think that he sort of started this whole move into the whole woke culture where he then everybody tried to outdo each other. so it became like an arms race of wokeness and then theresa may, she tried to and that's when they were trying to bring in the self id laws and this whole like be kind thing. and labour's to laws and this whole like be kind thiiit. and labour's to laws and this whole like be kind thiiit asnd labour's to

laws and this whole like be kind thiiit as well. labour's to laws and this whole like be kind thiiit as well. i'mabour's to laws and this whole like be kind thiiit as well. i'm notir's to laws and this whole like be kind thiiit as well. i'm not saying to up it as well. i'm not saying labour then it labour are any good, but then it came stuff, but i feel came to this stuff, but i feel anyway that's got nothing. i just the counter to just give the quick counter to that saw himself as that which is he saw himself as the agree. the heir to blair. i agree. cameron -the- the heir to blair. i agree.- cameron -the.list. he cameron had like the a list. he aheeeeet— cameron had like the a list. he was obsessed with— cameron had like the a list. he was obsessed with diversity, but he wae— was obsessed with diversity, but he wae-eaawhe— was obsessed with diversity, but he was copying worked he was only copying what worked for blair. so is blair. labour's ht— for blair. so is blair. labour's ht tte — for blair. so is blair. labour's ht tte ha.— for blair. so is blair. labour's did it? no, but— for blair. so is blair. labour's did it? no, but blair- for blair. so is blair. labour's did it? \tit . t: t: e did it? no, but blair did it better had substance to it. better and had substance to it. whereas. fair. whereas. yeah. blair but fair. but that's all, that's very good. but, but yeah. david cameron has been hauled up . cameron has been hauled up. that's not fair. i just added that word myself . i don't know that word myself. i don't know why he hasn't been turned into a tabloid. he's hauled up tabloid. he's been hauled up hetate— tabloid. he's been hauled up before-covid— t: he's been hauled up before covid committee. \t0 before the covid committee. no, they— before the covid committee. no, thew-hm — before the covid committee. no, they-him -questionsl they asked him some questions and than he's come out and rather than he's come out fighting said, no , fighting and he said, no, no, no. all of money that we no. all of that money that we sort of cut, all the nhs and how we of basically emptied out we sort of basically emptied out everything and took away all all the money and aid that that's actually led us in good stead is the idea . right? so that's his the idea. right? so that's his argument in that because as we save that money back then , then save that money back then, then we had all that money to absolutely waste away. it's bad , isn't it? it's like you're on a het—

, isn't it? it's like you're on a het aht— , isn't it? it's like you're on a diet and you've- e 7 it's like you're on a diet and you've had a big mac aht— a diet and you've had a big mac and thee— a diet and you've had a big mac and thee ,— a diet and you've had a big mac and fries , but— a diet and you've had a big mac and fries , but then— a diet and you've had a big mac and fries , but then you've had a and fries, but then you've had a thet— and fries, but then you've had a net cate— and fries, but then you've had a net cate ae— and fries, but then you've had a diet coke as well,— and fries, but then you've had a diet coke as well, and you're eahatata—tt-ei congratu hating yourself. it's the,— congratu hating yourself. it's eke,_. - congratu hating yourself. it's eke,_. tt-e- congratu hating yourself. it's like,_. it's kind| congratu hating yourself. it's. like,_. it's kind of like, yeah, yeah. it's kind of like, yeah, yeah. it's kind of like we didn't pay you for ages. so company doing like we didn't pay you for ages. so well. company doing like we didn't pay you for ages. so well. comi any doing like we didn't pay you for ages. so well. comi any tyeah, quite well. like i mean, yeah, it's a tenuous argument, i have to say. it was quite funny. there part sounded there was one part that sounded semi that semi reasonable. he said that if you control of your debt, you lose control of your debt, you lose control of your debt, you control of deficit you lose control of your deficit and of the and you lose control of the economy. up cutting the economy. you end up cutting the health is what health service, which is what happened in greece. and i kind of of that. and he of i sort of see that. and he says nhs was ring says that the nhs was ring fenced that that was fenced and that that was actually always going which fenced and that that was actrue.i always going which fenced and that that was actrue.i alvtbudgetng which fenced and that that was actrue.ialvtbudgetng going:h fenced and that that was actrue.i alvtbudgetng going up is true. the budget was going up for the for it. and he's saying the austerity everything austerity was just everything else, was going else, but it was going up, but not . that was point not enough. that was the point for not enough. that was the point tat-aaaatattah— not enough. that was the point for-population-so. not enough. that was the point for-population-so it| for the population growth. so it did for the population growth. so it aha-teat— for the population growth. so it did-real terms,- for the population growth. so it did real terms, but not did go up in real terms, but not ehaaah— did go up in real terms, but not ehaaahlheet— did go up in real terms, but not enough meet needs that enough to meet the needs that were—thea- enough to meet the needs that. were _then -then were needed. and then and then ahea— were needed. and then and then atea—ateaheht- also there's the argument about whether—tat- whether we were ready for a aahtehte— whether we were ready for a aahtehte .— whether we were ready for a pandemic . because obviously pandemic. and because obviously we hta-t— pandemic. and because obviously we that hate— pandemic. and because obviously we didn't have the— pandemic. and because obviously we didn't have the ppe around aht— we didn't have the ppe around and whteh— we didn't have the ppe around and which meant— we didn't have the ppe around and which meant that we had to pay and which meant that we had to pat the— and which meant that we had to pat the wat— and which meant that we had to pat the way ate— and which meant that we had to pay like way over the odds. so thet— pay like way over the odds. so they hat— pay like way over the odds. so they hat ta— pay like way over the odds. so they hat ta aat— pay like way over the odds. so they had to pay their friends all they had to pay their friends at at— they had to pay their friends at at that— they had to pay their friends all of that money and now it's all of that money and now it's at th— all of that money and now it's all in landfills— all of that money and now it's all in landfills. _ all of that money and now it's all in landfills . �*tttti�*tite all in landfills. what's the difference between preparing for flu and for covid then? excuse my ignorance, he says, we

my ignorance, he says, oh, we were flu were prepared for a flu epidemic. yes, that's epidemic. tissues yes, that's true. it's largely— epidemic. tissues yes, that's true. it's largely about- t:ti;i�* i yes, that's true. it's largely about that. hate— true. it's largely about that. that's scientific.— true. it's largely about that. that's scientific. yeah, it is a bit that's scientific. yeah, it is a htt etttt. — that's scientific. yeah, it is a bit silly. this— that's scientific. yeah, it is a bit silly. this one,- that's scientific. yeah, it is a bit silly. this one, we'll move hat— bit silly. this one, we'll move hat tt-e— bit silly. this one, we'll move on. but it's like— bit silly. this one, we'll move on. but it's like david cameron, the— on. but it's like david cameron, the t— on. but it's like david cameron, the tlteht— on. but it's like david cameron, like i-right. the— on. but it's like david cameron, like i right. the david like i was right. the david cameah— like i was right. the davidi cameron _the like i was right. the david- cameron _the mail like i was right. the david- camsuella_the mail like i was right. the david camsuella braverman the mail like i was right. the david camsuella braverman with mail and suella braverman with ahathet— and suella braverman with. another—that another bold policy idea that atahahtt— another bold policy idea that probably happen. probably won't happen. chris shatter.— probably won't happen. chris skudder.-will.- probably won't happen. chris skudder.-will. i- probably won't happen. chris skudder. will. i don't skudder. maybe it will. i don't thaw.— skudder. maybe it will. i don't thaw-lsaeha— skudder. maybe it will. i don't know. i“ skudder. maybe it will. i don't know. c. g know. suella braverman urges police up. stop and police to ramp up. stop and searches to stamp out knife crime on britain's streets . so crime on britain's streets. so she's she's she's getting behind the police and saying do as much stop and search as you like. previously, this has been a controversial topic, but she's now saying , no, go for it. she now saying, no, go for it. she wants to reduce knife crime. she's telling police she's also telling the police that they should upload their body cam footage as quickly as they can after they've done a stop and search to the internet to avoid caught by public opinion . i think that's a great opinion. i think that's a great idea. do opinion. i think that's a great idea . do you think you don't idea. do you think you don't ththt— idea. do you think you don't that hate— idea. do you think you don't think that's a— idea. do you think you don't think that's a good- : do you think you don't think that's a good idea? i that— think that's a good idea? i aah-t-tt— think that's a good idea? i don't- it just- think that's a good idea? ii don't-it just seems think that's a good idea? i don't-it just seems bit don't know. it just seems a bit odd. it's like it just illustrates how little trust people the police. people have got in the police. well body cam well arguably, the body cam itself illustrates that, doesn't it? so you've the body cam

it? so you've got the body cam mav— it? so you've got the body cam hat ae— it? so you've got the body cam that ae wett— it? so you've got the body cam may as well upload— 7 so you've got the body cam may as well upload it. people these— may as well upload it. people these teat— may as well upload it. people use these very sort of like cleverly not even that cleverly edited, but they just cut out the bit that got to us the point where someone's lying on the floor someone else on top floor with someone else on top of whatnot. and of them and whatnot. yeah. and the thing she's said the other thing that she's said that's is that the other thing that she's said that'speople is that the other thing that she's said that'speople step is that the other thing that she's said that'speople step prevent when people step in to prevent the police doing their job, they also need to be arrested. and there's been some some crazy footage i've seen recently of people, the police trying to arrest somebody and other people coming in and literally pulling the police off and the police kind of just letting them get away it. it's mad, isn't it away with it. it's mad, isn't it . i britain but that . i know broken britain but that is . i know broken britain but that te-she-e— . i know broken britain but that te-she-e eatthe— . i know broken britain but that is-she's saying if- i know broken britain but that is she's saying if they is yeah. she's saying if they ahteteattt— is yeah. she's saying if they physically-it,- is yeah. she's saying if they. physically-it,-can physically obstruct it, you can hm— physically obstruct it, you can ttth-eah-t- physically obstruct it, you can film can't physically film it but you can't physically ahettaet— film it but you can't physically obstruct-but— film it but you can't physically obstruct-but-do- film it but you can't physically obstruct but do you obstruct it. but what do you that— obstruct it. but what do you ththtlmeah— obstruct it. but what do you thinkimean is— obstruct it. but what do you think mean is stop and search think i mean is stop and search aht— think i mean is stop and search and eaeeett— think i mean is stop and search and necessary lifesaver it and necessary lifesaver or is it the— and necessary lifesaver or is it like-harassment?- like racist harassment? this is atwate—tt- like racist harassment? this is atwate—tt taai always the debate. but if you taat—taahe- always the debate. but if you look young people look at this, 99 young people het— look at this, 99 young people died-attacks- look at this, 99 young people. died-attacks-march died in knife attacks from march taet— died in knife attacks from march taet-teat— died in knife attacks from march taet-teat ,— died in knife attacks from march taet-teat , et- died in knife attacks from march last-year , 31 were- last year. last year, 31 were that — last year. last year, 31 were that sa — last year. last year, 31 were that sa a— last year. last year, 31 were black. so a third- last year. last year, 31 were black. so a third roughly. and so black. so a third roughly. and ea that— black. so a third roughly. and ea that te— black. so a third roughly. and so that is-it's_ black. so a third roughly. and so that is it's they'd say so that is why it's they'd say that— so that is why it's they'd say that the— so that is why it's they'd say that the argument goes that it's disproportionately young black

wha— disproportionately young black men who are part of this stop aht— men who are part of this stop and eeah — men who are part of this stop and search. but— men who are part of this stop and search. but it's- men who are part of this stop and search. e and search. but it's also disproportionately young black men who are actually being murdered. so which is the worst of those two? i think arguably you would want those people to be alive. i think no one objects to the part when you're responding to a description of a crime scene, part that crime scene, the part that people oh , you know, people like, oh, you know, someone looking like you has just stop you. just done a crime. stop you. you'd just done a crime. stop you. haa-t he— just done a crime. stop you. you'd be like,— just done a crime. stop you. you'd be like, oh,— just done a crime. stop you. you'd be like, oh, i- stop you. you'd be like, oh, i get it. but the— you'd be like, oh, i get it. but thte-tateetthe— this just targeting random aeaate— this just targeting random people haven't this just targeting random - people - haven't- anything people who haven't done anything . what would be that description? just out of interest? it'd - be interest? it'd be it'd be a theate— interest? it'd be it'd be a middle -comedian. interest? it'd be it'd be a. middle -comedian who's middle aged comedian who's emaehthe— middle aged comedian who's emaehthe ht— middle aged comedian who's smashing it on— middle aged comedian who's smashing it on gb news with some tatte— smashing it on gb news with some quite questionable— smashing it on gb news with some quite questionable opinions. but eaaht— quite questionable opinions. but eaaht ah— quite questionable opinions. but eaaht ah the— quite questionable opinions. but sound on the trans issue , if sound on the trans issue, if thet— sound on the trans issue, if they taet— sound on the trans issue, if they taet eah— sound on the trans issue, if they just said that down the watta— they just said that down the tatta, thea— they just said that down the radio, then i'd— they just said that down the radio, then i'd be like a shiny tateheat. — radio, then i'd be like a shiny tateheat. t— radio, then i'd be like a shiny forehead. i don't— radio, then i'd be like a shiny forehead. £0" i radio, then i'd be like a shiny forehead. chit“ i gtit forehead. i don't want to go there, you know, good there, but you know, it's good to be a man. thank you. all heht— to be a man. thank you. all heht. t— to be a man. thank you. all heht. tththt— to be a man. thank you. all right. i think we've- “it" thank you. all right. i think we've pretty much ateet— right. i think we've pretty muchi covered—about. covered the thing i worry about. that-e— covered the thing i worry about. that-e-tt— covered the thing i worry about. that-e-tt th— covered the thing i worry about. that's-it in-introl that's why i did it in my intro. tt-e— that's why i did it in my intro. tt-e-wttt— that's why i did it in my intro. it's-will-suella. it's like, will any of suella heae— it's like, will any of suella ideas actually— it's like, will any of suella ideas actually happen? because she ideas actually happen? because ehe—a— ideas actually happen? because ehe—a-atl she seems to have a habit of hatthe—hati having quite good ideas. but then—tah-ti then the departments don't aetaattt— then the departments don't aetaattt ta— then the departments don't actually do them. that's what hathete— actually do them. that's what. hathete—att bothers me. yeah, but that's all aahttee— politics. that's all politics. heah— politics. that's all politics. heah-tet-e- politics. that's all politics. yeah - let's do - politics. that's all politics. yeah let's do the yeah all right, let's do the eaathah—

guardian and a man has pled eatttt— guardian and a man has pled guilty-football- guilty over football shirts celebrating— celebrating the hillsborough heaetet— celebrating the hillsborough disaster—tool celebrating the hillsborough. disaster—too far. disaster can ban to go too far. taeh— disaster can ban to go too far. taehlheah— disaster can ban to go too far. taehlheah-tt- disaster can ban to go too far. joshiyeah,-it can.- disaster can ban to go too far. joshiyeah,-it can. i- disaster can ban to go too far. . joshiyeah,-it can. i mean, josh yeah, well, it can. i mean, arguably, this is a free speech issue, but we'll talk it. issue, but we'll talk about it. a man guilty over a second man pleads guilty over offensive worn to offensive football shirt worn to the fa cup final. he's a man united fan he this this united fan and he wore this this t shirt that or a football shirt that said 97 because 97 people were killed at hillsborough and then not enough on the back. so i mean that's it's just despicable. it's a horrible i don't get it. it's not i mean , don't get it. it's not i mean, it's not that i don't get it. i just think it's nasty. it's not that i don't get it. i just think it's nasty . yes. and just think it's nasty. yes. and so he's been banned for four years of matches, although man city have actually united crucial whatever. sorry. sorry. i don't care . some football some i don't care. some football some football team has banned him from being part of from attending their matches for life i believe so they've taken a stronger action than the court. no, no, no. four years by the court. but the football team man, city man united, whichever one marble. blah, blah, blah,

blah. have have basically banned him they should. the him for life as they should. the question is, is it seemed very he's got £1,000 fine a £400 extra on top of that it still doesn't seem very much the whole point of free speech. i believe , is where it goes too far is when it can instigate violence . when it can instigate violence. then there is an argument that it would instigate violence towards him. true surely he's he's towards him. true surely he's he the— towards him. true surely he's he's the victim. _ towards him. true surely he's he's the victim. i— towards him. true surely he's he's the victim. i don't- towards him. true surely he's he's the victim. i don't go to football as much as you. you're not football. you are, not football. but you are, aren't ? so i don't how aren't you? so i don't know how these work, i realise these things work, but i realise football is a dangerous place to be, are fights be, isn't it? there are fights and such . you've read and beers and such. you've read fights? i've read? yeah. i've heard. and this. i mean, i'm amazed that he didn't get dealt with before the authorities got involved. yeah, it's an absolutely shirt, but for absolutely shirt, but just for context. so i'm very sad that he— context. so i'm very sad that he a— context. so i'm very sad that he a haa— context. so i'm very sad that it's a man united— i “etixi so i'm very sad that it's a man united fan, which is my it's a man united fan, which is ht team— it's a man united fan, which is my team he— it's a man united fan, which is my team since forever. so my mane-hart,— my team since forever. so my mane-hart, ea- my team since forever. so my mum's bury, so all mum's from bury, so we all eaaaatt— support de—man. so i'm gutted that—hat— support de—man. so i'm gutted that—hat what- support de—man. so i'm gutted that—but what the l that it's united. but what the tahe— that it's united. but what the haae—attach- that it's united. but what the- fans_attack united, fans do when they attack united, thet— fans do when they attack united, they—wanteh- fans do when they attack united, they—munich, the - they talk about munich, the wahteh— they talk about munich, the munich disaster, and they munich air disaster, and they ethe— munich air disaster, and they aha—there- sing about that. so there is a tetet— sing about that. so there is a tetet at— sing about that. so there is a level of-banter-itl level of fan banter where it eaee— level of fan banter where it eaee hta— level of fan banter where it goes into like—

level of fan banter where it goes into like really nasty etatt— goes into like really nasty| stuff—that. goes into like really nasty. stuff—that. so stuff and so we hate that. so he-e—a- stuff and so we hate that. so. he-e—alat he's going back having a go at tttetaaat— he's going back having a go at liverpool hillsborough also liverpool with hillsborough also like liverpool with hillsborough also ttte—ttmttel like totally off beyond limits. so like totally off beyond limits. salte— like totally off beyond limits. sale-tatt— like totally off beyond limits. solis-dark banter- like totally off beyond limits. so is dark banter and so it is very dark banter and unacceptable. _ so it is very dark banter and unacceptable. whether it's a ethe— unacceptable. whether it's a crime , though,— unacceptable. whether it's a crime , though, i'm not sure you crime, though, i'm not sure you thaw— crime, though, i'm not sure you thaw what— crime, though, i'm not sure you thaw that t— crime, though, i'm not sure you know what i mean.— crime, though, i'm not sure you know what i mean. to me it's the— know what i mean. to me it's tthe awtat— know what i mean. to me it's like awful. but— know what i mean. to me it's like awful. but whether it needs to like awful. but whether it needs tala— like awful. but whether it needs tala-t— like awful. but whether it needs tala-t aah-t.— like awful. but whether it needs tala-t aah-t. te- to be a crime, i don't. is it? i to be a crime, i don't. is it? t-thet— to be a crime, i don't. is it? t-thet mtaht- to be a crime, i don't. is it? i-they might want- i mean, they might want to consider just all consider forjust banning all football. yeah, it depends . if football. yeah, it depends. if you— football. yeah, it depends. if taa ththh— football. yeah, it depends. if you think hate— yeah, it depends. if you think hate speech is a thing as you think hate speech is a thing ae-t— you think hate speech is a thing ae-t aah-t— you think hate speech is a thing as i don't personally as well. i don't personally ththh— as well. i don't personally ththh hate— as well. i don't personally think hate-is- as well. i don't personally. think hate-islthing. as well. i don't personally- think hate-islthing. i think hate speech is a thing. i that— think hate speech is a thing. i think incitement— think hate speech is a thing. i think incitement is a thing. and i'm think incitement is a thing. and tth -thte— think incitement is a thing. and i'm this incitement. i'm not sure this is incitement. so i'm not sure this is incitement. sa—ahti so i'm not sure it's awful and taeteteee— so i'm not sure it's awful and tasteless. he's— so i'm not sure it's awful and tasteless. he's dealt with so i'm not sure it's awful and tasthe ss. he's dealt with so i'm not sure it's awful and tasthe ss. htlifetime dealt with so i'm not sure it's awful and tasthe ss. htlifetime ban,t with so i'm not sure it's awful and tasthe ss. htlifetime ban, but:h so i'm not sure it's awful and tasthe ss. htlifetime ban, but is by the club lifetime ban, but is it by the club lifetime ban, but is tt-a— by the club lifetime ban, but is tt-a ehhee— by the club lifetime ban, but is it-a crime?-not- it actually a crime? i'm not -ahtwat.- it actually a crime? i'm not sure . 60" e it actually a crime? i'm not- sure . -anyway,ldon't know. sure. but anyway, i don't know. he's face tattoo that i he's got a face tattoo that i was to zoom in on and was trying to zoom in on and look at internet, but look at on the internet, but i couldn't see says. what couldn't see what it says. what does it says does it say? probably it says it's does it say? probably it says he atahahtt— does it say? probably it says it's probably-your- : e 7 probably it says it's probably your twitter it's probably got your twitter hahtte. — it's probably got your twitter hahtte. ite— it's probably got your twitter handle. -it's got- it's probably got your twitter handle. it's got his nick handle. nick it's got his nick etha— handle. nick it's got his nick gibb _twitter| gibb louis schaefer's twitter hahtte. — handle. yeah, that does change it. face it. the fact he has a face tattoo makes you of tattoo makes you sort of slightly deserved slightly probably deserved it. his sitting his poor mum would be sitting at home remember home thinking would remember that nice when behaved that nice day when he behaved well got tattoo well and he'd just got a tattoo on those were on his face that was those were the although mike the good times. although mike tyson he's legend. tyson has one and he's a legend. let's move on and do the express now. government are now. and the government are

considering the crazy idea of actually criticising considering the crazy idea of actualltin criticising considering the crazy idea of actualltin their criticising considering the crazy idea of actualltin their own ising considering the crazy idea of actualltin their own country. people in their own country. could that ever consider could that ever work? consider how council homes go to how council homes could go to britain's first under plans to reassess migrant priority ministers are looking at introducing new legislation later this year that would bump uk citizens and permanent residents to the top of waiting lists. so the move under consideration— lists. so the move under consideration by- c so the move under consideration by ministers comes as consideration by ministers comes ae the— consideration by ministers comes ae the tethe— consideration by ministers comes as the prime minister seeks to atheee— as the prime minister seeks to address voter— as the prime minister seeks to address voter concern over the heteettet— address voter concern over the perceived inaction— address voter concern over the perceived inaction on his atahtee— perceived inaction on his atahtee ta— perceived inaction on his promise to stop the small boats. so promise to stop the small boats. sa ht— promise to stop the small boats. sa tt eate— promise to stop the small boats. so it sounds kyiv_ promise to stop the small boats. so it sounds kyiv dan real in aettaa— so it sounds kyiv dan real in aettah. heah— so it sounds kyiv dan real in action. yeah, i— so it sounds kyiv dan real in action. yeah, i mean amazing. it all action. yeah, i mean amazing. it at eate— action. yeah, i mean amazing. it at ate tert— action. yeah, i mean amazing. it all sounds very surfacy, doesn't it? all sounds very surfacy, doesn't he hee— all sounds very surfacy, doesn't it? he's thinking— all sounds very surfacy, doesn't it? he's thinking about it aahhett— it? he's thinking about it aahhett. tt— it? he's thinking about it publicly. it doesn't sound like atett— publicly. it doesn't sound like a tett deep_ publicly. it doesn't sound like atett teea eet— publicly. it doesn't sound like a very deep set of thoughts. watt. — a very deep set of thoughts. watt. t-m — a very deep set of thoughts. well, i'm here— a very deep set of thoughts. well, i'm here to— a very deep set of thoughts. well, i'm here to provide- well, i'm here to provide balance, but i am struggling to see anything wrong with this. i mean, it gives citizens priority for housing uk citizens. sorry. and it also might put off people potentially coming over on the boats because 1 in 10 migrants are getting these houses is 40% in some cases in london. and what is wrong with giving priority to people in this

country ? yeah, taxpayers and country? yeah, taxpayers and etttzehe— country? yeah, taxpayers and etttzehe at— country? yeah, taxpayers and citizens of this— ti.tit. “07 yeah, taxpayers and citizens of this country. no, i agree— citizens of this country. no, i agree wtth— citizens of this country. no, i agree wtth taa. — citizens of this country. no, i agree with you. there it's ehehttt— agree with you. there it's slightly contradictory because it slightly contradictory because tt eate— slightly contradictory because tt eate that— slightly contradictory because it says that they're trying to hate. — it says that they're trying to hate. theht— it says that they're trying to make. right. the law so that aeahte— make. right. the law so that aeaate wathe— make. right. the law so that people who've come via tegttthate— people who've come via legitimate routes like ukraine aht— legitimate routes like ukraine aha-haae— legitimate routes like ukraine and-kong aren't- legitimate routes like ukraine and kong aren't affected . and hong kong aren't affected. but and hong kong aren't affected. hat thea— and hong kong aren't affected. but then they're— and hong kong aren't affected. but then they're also saying that— but then they're also saying that thet— but then they're also saying that they ea— but then they're also saying that they so like would they then— that they so like would they then he — that they so like would they then be able— that they so like would they then be able to— that they so like would they then be able to they included in this then be able to they included in thte at— then be able to they included in thte a hate— then be able to they included in this or not? because then thette— this or not? because then thette eatthe— this or not? because then they're saying that they ehaatth-t— they're saying that they shouldn't be - they're saying that they shouldn't be allowed to jump the aaeae — shouldn't be allowed to jump the aaeae hat— shouldn't be allowed to jump the queue. but really— shouldn't be allowed to jump the queue. but really it— shouldn't be allowed to jump the queue. but really it comes down to queue. but really it comes down ta heed.— queue. but really it comes down ta heeea-wht— queue. but really it comes down to need. why within there to need. so why within there there-e— to need. so why within there thete-e going— to need. so why within there there's going to— to need. so why within there there's going to be area there's going to be some area where— there's going to be some area where-hate— there's going to be some area where have because where you have some because thette— where you have some because thette atea— where you have some because they're also talking like they're also talking about like ttetthe— they're also talking about like victims—violence. they're also talking about like victims—violence .j victims of domestic violence. wett— victims of domestic violence. wett what— victims of domestic violence. well, what about— victims of domestic violence. well, what about victims of taheette— well, what about victims ofi domestic—are domestic violence? who are htetahte— domestic violence? who are migrants country ? so migrants to this country? so there-e— migrants to this country? so thete-e going— migrants to this country? so there's going. be - migrants to this country? so there's going be some areas there's going to be some areas where— there's going to be some areas where heet— there's going to be some areas where need may— there's going to be some areas where need may be greater, even if where need may be greater, even tt taate— where need may be greater, even tt taate a— where need may be greater, even if you're a migrant— where need may be greater, even if you're a migrant ._ where need may be greater, even if you're a migrant. but that's that-e— if you're a migrant. but that's the the— if you're a migrant. but that's the the t— if you're a migrant. but that's that's the i guess— if you're a migrant. but that's that's the i guess why it taeeh-t— that's the i guess why it doesn't exist _ that's the i guess why it doesn't exist so far. but the tatt— doesn't exist so far. but the taet the — doesn't exist so far. but the taet the taa— doesn't exist so far. but the fact like you say,- doesn't exist so far. but the fact like you say, 40% of these haeee— fact like you say, 40% of these houses are going— fact like you say, 40% of these houses are going to migrants hetaht— houses are going to migrants beyond before— houses are going to migrants beyond before uk citizens who need— beyond before uk citizens who need n,— beyond before uk citizens who need n, that— beyond before uk citizens who need it, that does— beyond before uk citizens who need it, that does seem unfair. heah— need it, that does seem unfair. heah aht— need it, that does seem unfair. heah and he— need it, that does seem unfair. yeah and it's not—

need it, that does seem unfair. yeah and it's not some kind of heat— yeah and it's not some kind of taetat teeae— yeah and it's not some kind of racial issue because the etttzehe— racial issue because the citizens will— racial issue because the citizens will be of all races in the— citizens will be of all races in the-ahtwat. — citizens will be of all races in the-ahtwat. -taet| the uk anyway. so it's just a question of migrants question of should migrants who've just arrived get preference kong preference and hong kong and ukraine by ukraine will be protected by legitimate be legitimate routes. so they'll be accepted i find accepted from it. so i find it hard against it. hard to argue against it. someone arguing, someone from labour was arguing, saying this saying it's a scandal that this even happens. the migrants. i thought it's thought this is where it's former they former labour. i thought they won't. then he gets, won't. no, no. but then he gets, he—thte- won't. no, no. but then he gets, he—thte eatl he gets dark. he goes, this guy that— he gets dark. he goes, this guy ttahh hen,— he gets dark. he goes, this guy frank field, a— he gets dark. he goes, this guy frank field, a former labour mp, aht— frank field, a former labour mp, aha-eah— frank field, a former labour mp, aha-eah ,— frank field, a former labour mp, aha-eah , haa- frank field, a former labour mp, and said , you know, and then he said, you know, etttzehe— citizens who've contributed to the-hate— citizens who've contributed to the-hate hatt- citizens who've contributed to the have paid their the society have paid their tatee— the society have paid their taxes -those - the society have paid their taxes those children have taxes and those children have not taxes and those children have hat eaaeet— taxes and those children have not caused-and- taxes and those children have not caused and you're not caused trouble. and you're the— not caused trouble. and you're the ,— not caused trouble. and you're the , wett— not caused trouble. and you're like , well, that's— not caused trouble. and you're like , well, that's what you like, well, that's what you there— like, well, that's what you there wae— like, well, that's what you there was like— like, well, that's what you there was like a big jump there to there was like a big jump there ta the— there was like a big jump there ta the what— there was like a big jump there to like what all— there was like a big jump there to like what all children of htetahte— to like what all children of migrants called trouble. but that— migrants called trouble. but that someone— migrants called trouble. but that someone else has also aathtet— that someone else has also aathtet aat— that someone else has also pointed out that— that someone else has also pointed out that the government eaatt— pointed out that the government eaatt taet— pointed out that the government eaatt taet eah— pointed out that the government could just sort of— pointed out that the government could just sort of build more haeee — could just sort of build more houses. yeah,— could just sort of build more houses. yeah, well,- could just sort of build more houses. “43?" could just sort of build more houses. /ti;it" houses. yeah, well, that's the part that agrees. part that everyone agrees. yeah, housing charity yeah, the housing charity ehettet— yeah, the housing charity shelter jumped. this is another shelterjumped. this is another ehahtt— shelterjumped. this is another ehahtt eettthe— shelterjumped. this is another charity getting involved in aahttee— charity getting involved in aattttee-. - charity getting involved in politics,-. yeah,- charity getting involved in- politics,-. yeah, they're politics, which. yeah, they're trying to stop people being homeless. yeah. what's the other opfion homeless. yeah. what's the other option with, with migrants who come over? they don't have a council home or whatever. okay, well, that's got council home or whatever. okay, well, that's- got time - council home or whatever. okay, well, that's-got time for. well, that's all we got time for in

well, that's all we got time for th-eeettah— well, that's all we got time for in-sectionibut- well, that's all we got time for in section but coming in that section. but coming up, the in that section. but coming up,l the—he the teacher thinks people can be aate.— the teacher thinks people can be eateeaeaw—h- the teacher thinks people can be cats._somehow get. cats. the oscars somehow get aea-wate.— cats. the oscars somehow get even -woke. and - cats. the oscars somehow get even woke. and why the body even more woke. and why the body haee-te— even more woke. and why the body haee-he taetet— even more woke. and why the body mass-is racist ?_ even more woke. and why the body mass-is racist? no- even more woke. and why the body mass is racist? no idea. mass index is racist? no idea. see— mass index is racist? no idea. see taa— mass index is racist? no idea. see taa th— mass index is racist? no idea. see taa ha a—

through until 7:00 this evening. gb through until 7:00 this evening. at wewe— through until 7:00 this evening. at wewe the— through until 7:00 this evening. gb news the people's . channel gb news the people's. channel weteahe— gb news the people's. channel welcome back— gb news the people's. channel welcome back to— gb news the people's. channel welcome back to headliners. tat-e— welcome back to headliners. tat-e aet— welcome back to headliners. tat-e get hta— welcome back to headliners. let's get into it— welcome back to headliners. let's get into it with- welcome back to headliners. let's get into it with tuesday's telegraph. and a teacher has attacked her students for questioning. the idea that you can identify as but to be can identify as a cat. but to be fair, does identify fair, the teacher does identify as a brainwashed idiot. cressida i'm about this one. i'm on the fence about this one. neutral they miaow rather than answer a question, schoolchildren now identifying as animals. so children at eehaat— as animals. so children at eehaat th— as animals. so children at school in east— t?" so children at school in east sussex were teahhahtet— school in east sussex were reprimanded last week for tetaethe— reprimanded last week for tetaethe ta— reprimanded last week for refusing to accept a classmate's teetetah— refusing to accept a classmate's teetetah ta— refusing to accept a classmate's decision to self— refusing to accept a classmate's decision to self identify as a cat — decision to self identify as a cat the— decision to self identify as a cat the teat— decision to self identify as a cat. the year eight pupils were tatt— cat. the year eight pupils were tatt thet— cat. the year eight pupils were told they would— cat. the year eight pupils were told they would be reported to a senior leader— told they would be reported to a senior leader after— told they would be reported to a senior leader after their teacher— senior leader after their teacher said— senior leader after their teacher said they had really aheet— teacher said they had really aaeet the— teacher said they had really upset the fellow pupil by tethha— upset the fellow pupil by telling them— upset the fellow pupil by telling them you're a girl. so the— telling them you're a girl. so this teacher— telling them you're a girl. so this teacher has— telling them you're a girl. so this teacher has had has had an ataaheht— this teacher has had has had an ateameht wtth— this teacher has had has had an argument with the— this teacher has had has had an argument with the students . it's

argument with the students. it's whteh— argument with the students. it's whteh there-e— argument with the students. it's which there's this— argument with the students. it's which there's this amazing that. — which there's this amazing that. sa— which there's this amazing thing. so they're are going back aht— thing. so they're are going back and hawth— thing. so they're are going back and tatth aht— thing. so they're are going back and forth and the— thing. so they're are going back and forth and the kids are ethe— and forth and the kids are sayingt t— and forth and the kids are saying, i don't— and forth and the kids are saying, i don't agree with this. the— saying, i don't agree with this. thte-aathtah.— saying, i don't agree with this. this opinion. that's your this is my opinion. that's your ahthtah. — this is my opinion. that's your ahthtah. -the— this is my opinion. that's your opinion.-the kids- this is my opinion. that's your opinion. the kids are opinion. i think the kids are hatthe— opinion. i think the kids are hatthe ahte— opinion. i think the kids are having quite a— opinion. i think the kids are having quite a sophisticated 13 teat—thet- having quite a sophisticated 13. teat—that year old girls. right. they were really and year old girls. right. they were really-and-teacherl really on it. and the teacher comes a comes back and says you need a water— comes back and says you need a proper educational— comes back and says you need a proper educational conversation. i'd proper educational conversation. tat-tee— proper educational conversation. t-t-tee ,— proper educational conversation. "d-y95tthey_ proper educational conversation. "d-yestthey ta.— proper educational conversation. i'd yes , they do. about i'd say yes, they do. about eaaahtw— i'd say yes, they do. about equality, diversity and inclusion,— equality, diversity and inclusion, and then threaten to tett— inclusion, and then threaten to tett the— inclusion, and then threaten to tell the child— inclusion, and then threaten to tell the child that— inclusion, and then threaten to tell the child that she needs to go tell the child that she needs to 90 ta— tell the child that she needs to 90 ta a— tell the child that she needs to go to a different— tell the child that she needs to go to a different school. so thet— go to a different school. so they that— go to a different school. so they didn't really get any discussion.— they didn't really get any discussion. was just, no, discussion. it was just, no, taate— discussion. it was just, no, t 9 — discussion. it was just, no, you're wrong. / discussion. it was just, no, you're wrong. “43?" discussion. it was just, no, you're wrong. / you're wrong. yeah, they were berated. their berated. she berated their mothers. very mothers. they said that was very sad that their would sad that their mothers would agree she said, agree with them. she said, you'll write you'll be asked to write a statement in the statement like, we're in the soviet said, i'm soviet union. she said, i'm reporting you to miss willis for having said , having opinions. she also said, there sexes. there there are three sexes. there aren't . there are— there are three sexes. there aren't . there are two- “ti;iti; tititi; iti;ti; ehifhitzet there aren't . there are two sexes. aren't. there are two sexes. tatter— aren't. there are two sexes. utter madness— aren't. there are two sexes. utter madness . - aren't. there are two sexes. utter madness . 't: aren't. there are two sexes. utter madness . ' t: aren't. there are two sexes. utter madness . t: , : aren't. there are two sexes.- utter madness . and the video has utter madness. and the video has gone on twitter. it's gone viral on twitter. it's infuriating. just infuriating. these people. just they and i've seen they they sort of and i've seen it police when they it with the police when they say we need to check your thinking and a trans and people can have a trans brain kind brain and all this. they kind of like they accept new like they just accept the new dogma given. they dogma as just a given. they don't question it and then they just out and in just spew it out and in positions of authority. imagine what some positions of authority. imagine. whaeet—-ae what happened is some group was

haaaeht— what happened is some group was brought-school- brought in by the school a eaaate— brought in by the school a eaaatelteate— brought in by the school a couple years ago and they couple of years ago and they thet— couple of years ago and they thet hat— couple of years ago and they they had half— couple of years ago and they they had half day off. and this is—ahdl is like some inset day. and someone gave— is like some inset day. and someone gave a- is like some inset day. and someone gave a presentation and ehawet— someone gave a presentation and showed gingerbread man and showed a gingerbread man and eat— showed a gingerbread man and eah-want— showed a gingerbread man and eatta-waht ta- showed a gingerbread man and said,-want to.kind| said, look, we want to be kind to said, look, we want to be kind ta—we- said, look, we want to be kind ta—we waht| said, look, we want to be kind| ta—we waht ta to our students and we want to hate— to our students and we want to hate them— to our students and we want to make them feel— to our students and we want to make them feel included. and there-e— make them feel included. and there-e taa— make them feel included. and there's you know,— make them feel included. and there's you know, there are hahttete— there's you know, there are hundreds-sexes- there's you know, there are hundreds sexes and this is hundreds of sexes and this is what— hundreds of sexes and this is what taa— hundreds of sexes and this is what taa ta— hundreds of sexes and this is what you do if— hundreds of sexes and this is what you do if you happen and aah-t— what you do if you happen and aah-t-hatehte- what you do if you happen and don't-parents and- what you do if you happen and don't parents and all don't tell the parents and all of don't tell the parents and all at-.— don't tell the parents and all at-. wht— don't tell the parents and all at-. wht ht- don't tell the parents and all of-. and it was- don't tell the parents and all of . and it was all of this stuff. and it was all hate — of this stuff. and it was all hate the— of this stuff. and it was all false. the weren't false. the kids weren't brilliant. _ false. the kids weren't brilliant. .can- false. the kids weren't brilliant. .can some fun brilliant. we can have some fun with and they're asking, with this. and they're asking, well, saying well, no, but this is i'm saying they and they did it to the teachers and then the ones then the teachers are the ones who've pushing it who've been then pushing it since then because they want to feel on whatever. feel all right on or whatever. but know, maybe but i mean, i don't know, maybe some do some of the children do think they're but there's they're a cat, but there's all these article. these questions in the article. is childhood play that's is it childhood play that's spilling into teenhood ? is spilling over into teenhood? is it health issue ? i it a mental health issue? i think it's the kids having a laugh, isn't it? there's one child to a cape child who wants to wear a cape and moon. i mean and identify as the moon. i mean , well, that case, , i don't well, in that case, but but actually, there's a little bit as one of the charities that is trying to deal with all of this stuff argues the safe schools alliance is actually silly. this whole like

cat actually silly. this whole like eat aht— actually silly. this whole like eat and tag— actually silly. this whole like cat and dog animal- i mg this whole like cat and dog animal thing has a math— cat and dog animal thing has a math tahet— cat and dog animal thing has a much darker aura— cat and dog animal thing has a much darker aura in in that thette— much darker aura in in that thette theee — much darker aura in in that they're these the furries and he— they're these the furries and he a— they're these the furries and he a eeaat— they're these the furries and it's a sexual fetish . and so it's a sexual fetish. and so thette— it's a sexual fetish. and so thette eatthg— it's a sexual fetish. and so they're saying you know it's a tea— they're saying you know it's a wet hae— they're saying you know it's a wet ttaa h— they're saying you know it's a wet ttaa h a— they're saying you know it's a red flag if a child _ they're saying you know it's a red flag if a child comes in and etawte— red flag if a child comes in and etawte taththe— red flag if a child comes in and starts talking about being a catw— starts talking about being a cat; taa— starts talking about being a cat taa gat— starts talking about being a cat taa eat ta— starts talking about being a cat, you got to go and check thet— cat, you got to go and check their internet— cat, you got to go and check their internet out, check out what— their internet out, check out what tawmae— their internet out, check out what forums they're on, because the— what forums they're on, because thte te— what forums they're on, because thte he the— what forums they're on, because this is the kind— what forums they're on, because this is the kind of— what forums they're on, because this is the kind of stuff that's teea— this is the kind of stuff that's been aaehet— this is the kind of stuff that's been pushed there. yeah, aheatatett. — been pushed there. yeah, absolutely. social absolutely. it's a social eantagtaa— absolutely. it's a sociali contagion.-it's absolutely. it's a social. contagion.-it's a absolutely. it's a social- contagion.-it's a bunch contagion. and also it's a bunch of contagion. and also it's a bunch at heett— contagion. and also it's a bunch at heett the.— contagion. and also it's a bunch of needy kids. and— contagion. and also it's a bunch of needy kids. and with probably wtth— of needy kids. and with probably wtth hehtat— of needy kids. and with probably with mental health issues and whathat— with mental health issues and whathat .— with mental health issues and whatnot .-what_ with mental health issues and whatnot . what you don't have whatnot. but what you don't have to whatnot. but what you don't have ta ta— whatnot. but what you don't have ta ta te— whatnot. but what you don't have to do is necessarily— whatnot. but what you don't have to do is necessarily indulge it. wht—thel and as they're saying in this awttete— and as they're saying in this article,_this- article, even though this happened— article, even though this happened ago, happened a couple of days ago, but happened a couple of days ago, hat what— happened a couple of days ago, hat that the— happened a couple of days ago, but what the telegraph is saying is_some isolated. is that this isn't some isolated thetteht. — is that this isn't some isolated incident. happening incident. this is happening in eeeahtawt—thei secondary schools across the eaahtwt.— secondary schools across the eaahtwt. wht— secondary schools across the eaahtwt. wht-t- secondary schools across the country. and i think country. and because i think what— country. and because i think what happened— country. and because i think what happened before, they aetaattt— what happened before, they actually there _ what happened before, they actually there was like a sort of actually there was like a sort at a— actually there was like a sort at alat— actually there was like a sort at alat a— actually there was like a sort of a.of a prank- actually there was like a sort of a of a prank someone of a bit of a prank and someone eah—tett— said that they'd left out a the— said that they'd left out a litter—turnedj said that they'd left out a- litter_turned out litter box and that turned out to litter box and that turned out ta hat— litter box and that turned out ta hat he — litter box and that turned out to not be true.— litter box and that turned out to not be true. so— litter box and that turned out to not be true. so i think taawhahete— to not be true. so i think journalists have been slightly hawht— journalists have been slightly hawht ht— journalists have been slightly hawht ht thte— journalists have been slightly burnt by this before, but now thew-te— burnt by this before, but now thette—htti they've actually looked a bit tawthew. — they've actually looked a bit further.-this- they've actually looked a bit further.-this is- further. these are this is happening- _ further. these are this is happening. / 't: further. these are this is happening. / w: further. these are this is- happening. yeah. and we've got the this case it's the video in this case and it's absolutely shocking. and she links to links it to homophobia, to teacher, absurd. teacher, which is absurd. and

yet she repeats thing. it's yet she repeats this thing. it's about diversity. about equality and diversity. inclusion. absolutely. buying into the woke buzzwords. even the spokesperson that came out for the school said we're committed to offering inclusive education, is another education, inclusive is another questionable to and questionable buzzword to me. and the didn't she the teacher didn't if she presented a debate, it's presented it as a debate, it's still say i a still stupid to say i can be a cat, but if said this is cat, but if she said this is a debate between a sort of this side, which is the mad side side, which is the woke mad side and sort normal but and the sort of normal side, but she do she she didn't even do that. she just you're wrong. just said no, you're wrong. you're basically, you're bigots. basically, you're homophobic. you're bigots. basically, you're homopand c. need go to a wrong and you need to go to a different absolutely different school. absolutely disgusting. one i'll disgusting. the one thing i'll say mixture say is it gives me a mixture of hope sort of despair that hope and sort of despair that the kids were ones that had the kids were the ones that had to and stand the to be sane and stand up to the teacher. so least they it teacher. so at least they get it because well, because they see through. well, i've totally i've said this nonsense. totally agree. old agree. i've got a 14 year old and there is pushback amongst that the that because it's usually the kids little older kids who are a little bit older who have really going who have really been going through this. and now the taaheew— through this. and now the taaheew-awe- through this. and now thel younger-are-going, younger kids are just going, the— younger kids are just going, thte—attl younger kids are just going,- this—all right. this is stupid. okay. all right. we've move on. let's we've got to move on. let's do the and the oscars the mail and the oscars are insisting future films insisting that all future films meet strict diversity quotas in their tireless to new their tireless quest to make new movies yeah , movies even worse. josh yeah, it's certainly not john wick five coming soon. oscar voters etahhet— five coming soon. oscar voters etahhet the— �*7 g " oscar voters slammed the academy's completely

wtheataae— slammed the academy's completely ridiculous. new— slammed the academy's completely ridiculous. new best— slammed the academy's completely ridiculous. new best picture htewettt— ridiculous. new best picture diversity rules— ridiculous. new best picture diversity rules because they hate— diversity rules because they hate the— diversity rules because they make the selection contrived and hwettaae— make the selection contrived and previous winners,— make the selection contrived and previous winners, including the eattathew— previous winners, including the godfather schindler's list, godfather and schindler's list, waatt— godfather and schindler's list, waatt-aaahtt.- godfather and schindler's list, would qualify. now, i'm would not even qualify. now, i'm not would not even qualify. now, i'm hat teete— would not even qualify. now, i'm hat teat—that,- not 100% sure about that, aetaattw— not 100% sure about that,- actually,-schindler's actually, because schindler's het— actually, because schindler's ttet .— actually, because schindler's ttet . thewe — actually, because schindler's list , there are— actually, because schindler's list , there are four groups of list, there are four groups of thee— list, there are four groups of watee that— list, there are four groups of rules that are— list, there are four groups of rules that are going to be hwaaaht— rules that are going to be brought-that. rules that are going to bei brought-that you rules that are going to be- brought-that you have brought in now in that you have to brought in now in that you have ta-a— brought in now in that you have ta-a-wha— brought in now in that you have ta-a-wha te- brought in now in that you have to-a-who is from - brought in now in that you have to-a-who is from a. to have a lead. who is from a hthawttt— to have a lead. who is from a hthawttt ewaaa— to have a lead. who is from a minority group or— to have a lead. who is from a minority group or you have to hate— minority group or you have to hate a— minority group or you have to have a subject— minority group or you have to have a subject matter for from an ethhte— have a subject matter for from an ethhte group— have a subject matter for from an ethnic group or— have a subject matter for from an ethnic group or or it's got to an ethnic group or or it's got ta he— an ethnic group or or it's got ta he the— an ethnic group or or it's got to be the cast— an ethnic group or or it's got to be the cast or— an ethnic group or or it's got to be the cast or it's got to be ah the— to be the cast or it's got to be more on the production end. so thee-e— more on the production end. so thewe-e theee— more on the production end. so there's these different things you— there's these different things taa hate— there's these different things taa hate ta— there's these different things you have to meet two of these taaw— you have to meet two of these taaw. wht— you have to meet two of these four. and .you're _ you have to meet two of these four. and you're not, then four. and if you're not, then haa-e— four. and if you're not, then wate-ta- four. and if you're not, then. taate-ta-ta. you're not going to be able to. tha— you're not going to be able to. wht taa— you're not going to be able to. wht taa hate— you're not going to be able to. and you have maybe i think it's eate— and you have maybe i think it's eat-aaet— and you have maybe i think it's eah-eaet hae— and you have maybe i think it's 30%-cast has to- and you have maybe i think it's 30% cast has to from 30% of your cast has to be from ahtew— 30% of your cast has to be from under underrepresented groups. but anyway, the point is, schindler's— but anyway, the point is,- schindler's—well, schindler's list arguably well, it's schindler's list arguably well, tt-e—tewe- schindler's list arguably well, tt-e—tewe awe- schindler's list arguably well, it's—jews are an| it's not. arguably jews are an ethhte— it's not. arguably jews are an ethnic_,_ it's not. arguably jews are an ethnic-,.that- it's not. arguably jews are an ethnic , that probably ethnic group, so that probably aetaattt— ethnic group, so that probably actually -through. ethnic group, so that probably actually through . but actually would go through. but eth— actually would go through. but still-gladiator,— actually would go through. but still gladiator, all the still like gladiator, all the president's— still like gladiator, all the president's men . and also, what president's men. and also, what ahaat— president's men. and also, what ahaat tt— president's men. and also, what about if they're _ president's men. and also, what about if they're going to make a eah— about if they're going to make a eawt at— about if they're going to make a eawt at the— about if they're going to make a sort of like historical dramas wheae— sort of like historical dramas whewe the— sort of like historical dramas where like something in the whate— where like something in the thttte heee— where like something in the middle ages and england or

whatetew— middle ages and england or whatever and— middle ages and england or whatever and then what they can aatt— whatever and then what they can ahtt taee— whatever and then what they can ahtt taee that— whatever and then what they can only does that mean that they aatt— only does that mean that they ahtt hate— only does that mean that they can only make that movie if, if or can only make that movie if, if at at— can only make that movie if, if at at teaet— can only make that movie if, if at at teaet tt— can only make that movie if, if or at least it could— can only make that movie if, if or at least it could be up for an awawte— or at least it could be up for an award? if— or at least it could be up for an award? if 30%_ or at least it could be up for an award? if 30% of the crew htaeh— an award? if 30% of the crew were black or— an award? if 30% of the crew were black or asian or whatever . what— were black or asian or whatever . what tt— were black or asian or whatever . that h thet— were black or asian or whatever . what if they just— were black or asian or whatever . what if they just don't- were black or asian or whatever . what if they just don't get an award? but i imagine there'll be some kind of new punk scene of movies where racist movies? well, no, not necessarily . all well, no, not necessarily. all whtte— well, no, not necessarily. all whtte aeaate— well, no, not necessarily. all whtte aeaate . — well, no, not necessarily. all white people . “43?" well, no, not necessarily. all white people. / / well, no, not necessarily. all white people . “43?" “43?" citiwit. white people. yeah, yeah. great. just. just stuff for you guys to enjoy. no, i'm saying, i think if it's possible that there could be some kind of underground movement away from this or maybe another award ceremony will spring yeah, ceremony will spring up. yeah, because can cyclical, because things can be cyclical, can't hollywood can't they? hollywood isn't forever . they will. but the forever. no, they will. but the academy a forever. no, they will. but the weateht-a tat- academy still has a lot of awe— academy still has a lot of power.-reason. academy still has a lot of power.-reason i. academy still has a lot of power.-reason i it's power. and the reason i say it's going— power. and the reason i say it's going ta— power. and the reason i say it's going ta aah— power. and the reason i say it's going to ruin movies is not heaee— going to ruin movies is not heeaaee-ewaaa- going to ruin movies is not because group of people. because of any group of people. it's because of any group of people. tt-e-ehtawethe- it's because enforcing things, aetttteh —te- it's because enforcing things, activism _is the| activism over art. this is the aaatheaete— activism over art. this is the apotheosis activism trumping apotheosis of activism trumping art apotheosis of activism trumping awt aht— apotheosis of activism trumping at and thewe-e— apotheosis of activism trumping art and there's some very teettthate— art and there's some very legitimate-like- art and there's some very legitimate like , could legitimate points like, could you— legitimate points like, could taa aet— legitimate points like, could you ask someone, are you gay? awe—that-e- are you disabled? that's awateetet— are you disabled? that's awateetet-l are you disabled? that'sj protected-. you are you disabled? that's- protected-. you can't protected character. you can't aetaattt— protected character. you can't aetaatttlthat— protected character. you can't actually that legally. so actually do that legally. so that-e— actually do that legally. so that a— actually do that legally. so that a big— actually do that legally. so that's a big problem. if you hate— that's a big problem. if you hate-a— that's a big problem. if you have-a certain- that's a big problem. if you have-a certain of have to hit a certain number of aeaate—t- have to hit a certain number of. aeaate—t taaht people. and the one that i found aawtteatawtt—the-

people. and the one that i found particularly the idea particularly absurd was the idea that— particularly absurd was the idea that the— particularly absurd was the idea that the storyline _ particularly absurd was the idea that the storyline must be eehtwet— that the storyline must be centred underrepresented centred on an underrepresented group-— centred on an underrepresented ewaaaltaate— centred on an underrepresented group. you're telling what group. so you're telling us what the—the- group. so you're telling us what the—thte te- the story has to be. this is ahead— the story has to be. this is ahead aht— the story has to be. this is absurd and hollywood is so etwaaee— absurd and hollywood is so etwahee. t— absurd and hollywood is so strange. i hear— absurd and hollywood is so strange. i hear more and more etawtee— strange. i hear more and more etawtee ahaat— strange. i hear more and more stories about-who- stories about people who tteaewee— stories about people who. disagree _ stuff, disagree with all this stuff, hat—tt- disagree with all this stuff,. but—it publicly. but they can't say it publicly. wht— but they can't say it publicly. wht-taet— but they can't say it publicly. wht-taet-tt— but they can't say it publicly. and .just-itla- and we just saw it in a htteweht— and we just saw it in a different industry with take that— different industry with take that wtth— different industry with take that with howard, had to that with howard, who had to hath— that with howard, who had to hath-ththe- that with howard, who had to back liking some very back down for liking some very hawhhat— back down for liking some very hawhat-hht— back down for liking some veryj normal-and-think normal tweets. and i just think thewe-e— normal tweets. and i just think there's—calledl there's actually a thing called theate— there's actually a thing called friends-there- there's actually a thing called friends-there was. there's actually a thing called friends there was in friends of abe or there was in hatttwaat— friends of abe or there was in hollywood where— friends of abe or there was in hollywood where jeremy boring, wha—aattt-waei who started the daily wire, was in who started the daily wire, was th-taa— who started the daily wire, was th-taa-a— in it. if you were a conservative in it. if you were a- conservative . hollywood, in it. if you were a— conservative. hollywood, you conservative in hollywood, you hat—at— conservative in hollywood, you hat—at a- conservative in hollywood, you had—of a secret. had to be a part of a secret eaetett— had to be a part of a secret eaetett. he— had to be a part of a secret society. he called friends of the.— society. he called friends of abe-_isl abe. i mean, how absurd is that? so abe. i mean, how absurd is that? sa-hate— abe. i mean, how absurd is that? sa-hate-hht- so people hate this. and what tth — so people hate this. and what tth -twah — so people hate this. and what i'm _from .article i so people hate this. and whati i'm _from .article is i'm getting from this article is that— i'm getting from this article is that att— i'm getting from this article is that at the— i'm getting from this article is that all the people working in hatttwaat— that all the people working ini hollywood—this, hollywood just really hate this, but they just don't want people that— but they just don't want people aah-t—at- don't like the kind of interference, don't like the kind of. interference, - say, interference, as you say, into at. — interference, as you say, into at. hat— interference, as you say, into at. hat tat— interference, as you say, into art. but but-also- interference, as you say, into art. but but it's also fuzzy rules, thinking. a film rules, fuzzy thinking. a film like parasite won an like parasite which got won an oscar a couple of years ago, that's the south korean movie. now, say now, when we say underrepresented , what do underrepresented, what do we mean for the mean underrepresented for the american market? because it's in south korea. it featured all only south koreans. the crew were all south koreans, so they weren't under represented in their own nation . so we need

their own nation. so we need more their own nation. so we need theheh— their own nation. so we need more english people- i " so we need more english people in parasite more engliin people in parasite more english people in parasite . hete— more english people in parasite . wete eat— more english people in parasite . wete eat ta— more english people in parasite . we've got to move on. sticking wtth— . we've got to move on. sticking wtth the— . we've got to move on. sticking wtth the hat— . we've got to move on. sticking with the mail and— . we've got to move on. sticking with the mail and the body mass thtet— with the mail and the body mass thtet-eattet— with the mail and the body mass index-called race- index has been called race aeetet. — index has been called race aeetet. aa— index has been called race assist. do you— index has been called race assist. do you get the feeling thew-we— assist. do you get the feeling thette—etattl assist. do you get the feelingi they're _ stuff to they're running out of stuff to eat— they're running out of stuff to eah-chate— they're running out of stuff to call chris skudder call racist chris skudder thew-tt— they'll never run out a miracle. whewhah— they'll never run out a miracle. american medical— they'll never run out a miracle. american medical association says racist because says bmi is racist because measurement was designed based on white bodies in the 19th century. so this is we all know the body mass index well. apparently it was devised by a white man considering white bodies. so this is your belgian mathematician.— bodies. so this is your belgian mathematician. you— ittitt: so this is your belgian mathematician. you don't hear ehaaah— mathematician. you don't hear ehaagh ahaat— mathematician. you don't hear enough about them. /ti. chit c enough about them. you don't the— enough about them. you don't the te— enough about them. you don't the he taaw— enough about them. you don't this is your height and your weight give number. and weight. give you a number. and weight. give you a number. and we all use it as a rough guide to whether or you're too fat to whether or not you're too fat . but it's very rough and the argument here is that different races store fat differently. so the example they give is that black women tend to store fat around the hips and legs, whereas white women tend to store it around their midriff and that's the dangerous area. so i guess they're saying the bmi could warn a black woman that she's going to have a heart attack. won't and not tell a attack. she won't and not tell a

white right. so bmi white woman. right. so bmi is racist people . racist against white people. well well, it's racist against etaewte— well well, it's racist against etaewte the— well well, it's racist against everyone the way. well well, it's racist against. everyone the _way. .the everyone the other way. by the way,— everyone the other way. by the tat-tha— everyone the other way. by the waw-ttht aat- everyone the other way. by the way,-find out if- everyone the other way. by the way, find out if you're way, you can find out if you're fat way, you can find out if you're tat te— way, you can find out if you're tat te hate— way, you can find out if you're tat te hate a— way, you can find out if you're fat is have a conversation with taate— fat is have a conversation with louis schaffer. _ fat is have a conversation with louis schaffer. definitely louis schaffer. he'll definitely tell you. but josh, the thing ahaat— tell you. but josh, the thing. ahaat—heeh tell you. but josh, the thing- ahaat—heeh ah about bmi is it's always been on about bmi is it's always been on a eate— about bmi is it's always been on a crude measurement. like if taate— a crude measurement. like ifi taate—hate you're really muscly, you have a haeette-aht— you're really muscly, you have a massive-and it— you're really muscly, you have a massive-and it says- you're really muscly, you have a massive and it says you're massive bmi and it says you're fa.— massive bmi and it says you're tat, hat— massive bmi and it says you're fat, but actually— massive bmi and it says you're fat, but actually you're just taa— fat, but actually you're just taa haeett. — fat, but actually you're just too muscly. so— fat, but actually you're just too muscly. so it's always been ewaet — too muscly. so it's always been ewaet -teah.— too muscly. so it's always been crude. _yeah,-rough. crude. yeah, yeah, it is rough. what it is useful is for researchers to researchers who are trying to sort of work at a macro level . sort of work at a macro level. but yeah , for individuals, what but yeah, for individuals, what they're saying is you have to go a little bit deeper and do some tests and whatnot . i wonder, tests and whatnot. i wonder, though, if this is a bit more interesting that because as they're saying like i it they're also saying like i it feels like they're trying just to not say fat anymore obviously like as they're saying, like things like obese. but you know, like when people say like , oh like when people say like, oh are you what sex are you. oh, i don't i don't know. my chromosomes. i could be double x, i be x, y. don't x, i could be x, y. you don't know. feels they're know. and it feels like they're saying because saying that. oh, because i haven't had the abnormal blood sugar test level, then i don't know if i'm fat or not. and it

just feels like they're overcomplicating things. usually. could just tell usually. you could just tell someone's because you look someone's fat because you look at if you can't tell, at them and if you can't tell, louis you. so let's louis will tell you. so let's move do louis will tell you. so let's move-do the- louis will tell you. so let's. move-do the guardian move on and do the guardian and the—hetehtet- the muslim mayor of keighley has weetehet— the muslim mayor of keighley has resigned apologising resigned after apologising for attehhhe—l resigned after apologising for| attending_. this resigned after apologising for. attending_. this is attending a pride event. this is each— attending a pride event. this is each a— attending a pride event. this is such a political— attending a pride event. this is such a political minefield and aetaat—hel such a political minefield and. actual—be easier actual minefield would be easier to . actual minefield would be easier ta-. josh— actual minefield would be easier ta-. taeh hawte- actual minefield would be easier to . josh howie yeah. to negotiate. josh howie yeah. torv— to negotiate. josh howie yeah. tawt wataw— to negotiate. josh howie yeah. tory mayor resigns— to negotiate. josh howie yeah. tory mayor resigns after- tory mayor resigns after apologising for attending lgbt q plus event. this is mohammed nazam. he went to his pride event. he's the conservative mayor of keighley and then afterwards he went online and said to hear to his fellow people of the faith, the muslim faith, i'm sorry i did that. everybody and so he lasted a month . so he's sort of i'm month. so he's sort of i'm amazed he did it. he did it. liz truss basically , he i don't truss basically, he i don't think politics is for him , is think politics is for him, is it? he should try dog walking or tethe— it? he should try dog walking or heat a— it? he should try dog walking or being a librarian— it? he should try dog walking or being a librarian or— 7 he should try dog walking or being a librarian or something. you being a librarian or something. haa aah-t— being a librarian or something. haa aah-t-ta— being a librarian or something. you don't-to talk- being a librarian or something. you don't to talk to you don't have to talk to aeaate— you don't have to talk to. people, - bothered you don't have to talk to- people,-bothered me people, but what bothered me is the—the- the conservative party, the heat— the conservative party, the local conservative party eaeaehtet— local conservative party suspended this suspended him. right. and this local about local tory sort of went on about how exceptionally was how exceptionally pride he was to in pride to be involved in the pride

nonsense. he nonsense. but isn't doesn't he have under freedom of have a right under freedom of religion? i mean, isn't under religion? i mean, isn't he under the 2010, he the equality act 2010, isn't he just expressing religion? of just expressing his religion? of course. but that doesn't mean people for him. if people want to vote for him. if he that's he upsets people, well, that's twae.— he upsets people, well, that's twae. theh— he upsets people, well, that's true. then it's— he upsets people, well, that's true. then it's not— he upsets people, well, that's true. then it's not going to wah— true. then it's not going to wawh aat— true. then it's not going to wawh aat, te— true. then it's not going to work out, is it— true. then it's not going to work out, is it ?- true. then it's not going to work out, is it? yeah. true. then it's not going to work out, is it ? yeah. work out, is it? yeah. i mean, tte— work out, is it? yeah. i mean, hta-eeat— work out, is it? yeah. i mean, it's great was sort of it's not great if he was sort of i question was he i mean, the question is, was he saying homosexual saying it because of homosexual motty? probably. but the motty? probably. but but the people being against the pride flag stands flag as it now stands is a legitimate isn't it? legitimate thing, isn't it? because don't like because gay people don't like it. don't it because it. people don't like it because it's become synonymous with sort of. excesses of. but that's excesses of wokeness. he just said it taeeh-t— wokeness. he just said it taeeh-t-ht- wokeness. he just said it doesn't-my faith.| wokeness. he just said it. doesn't-my faith. no, doesn't fit with my faith. no, he— doesn't fit with my faith. no, he like, — doesn't fit with my faith. no, it's like, .did_ doesn't fit with my faith. no, it's like,-did-go- doesn't fit with my faith. no, it's like, did go in? it's like, why did you go in? tha— it's like, why did you go in? wht thew-we— it's like, why did you go in? and they're all— it's like, why did you go in? and they're all going hell? and they're all going to hell? watt.— and they're all going to hell? watt—that. i well, no, he didn't say that. sorry. he's impossible sorry. he's in an impossible aaetttaa— sorry. he's in an impossible aaetttaa-eee- sorry. he's in an impossible position.-see that. sorry. he's in an impossible. position.-see that thing position. did you see that thing in position. did you see that thing th—thet- position. did you see that thing th—thet taetl position. did you see that thing. th—thet taet thet in michigan where they just they had in michigan where they just they hat—whai had the council, the mayor whoi waehaehh—t was elected, who was a muslim, thea— was elected, who was a muslim, then—ahte- was elected, who was a muslim,| then—pride flag. then he banned the pride flag. the—te— then he banned the pride flag. the—is muslim,- the whole council is muslim, right? were. they that right? they were. they that whole were feeling very right? they were. they that whoiof were feeling very right? they were. they that whoiof like, were feeling very right? they were. they that whoiof like, were ataling very right? they were. they that whoiof like, were atalintwe're sort of like, look at us. we're not islamophobic . and that not islamophobic. and now that they're that they're carrying out laws that they're carrying out laws that the population don't the rest of the population don't particularly yeah , it particularly like. but yeah, it is. conflict's been stirring for atee.— is. conflict's been stirring for aeee. tte— conflict's been stirring for ages. it's inevitable, isn't it? hat— ages. it's inevitable, isn't it? hat ahtwaw— ages. it's inevitable, isn't it? hat ahtwat. t— ages. it's inevitable, isn't it? but anyway, i wish we more but anyway, i wish we had more the— but anyway, i wish we had more the-te— but anyway, i wish we had more the-he tt— but anyway, i wish we had more the-he tt taw- but anyway, i wish we had more time,-is it for part- time, but that is it for part thee.— time, but that is it for parti thee—the three. but coming up in the that— three. but coming up in the that-a— three. but coming up in the tthat-a-hahl three. but coming up in the. final-a-man gets final section, a blind man gets in final section, a blind man gets th twaahte— final section, a blind man gets in trouble-staring- final section, a blind man gets

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in two. twa- welcome back twa— welcome back to headliners . welcome back to headliners. tet-e— welcome back to headliners. the get— welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the aatt— let's get straight into it with the daily star— let's get straight into it with the daily star and the latest etahhte— the daily star and the latest etahhte at— the daily star and the latest example of toxic— the daily star and the latest example of toxic masculinity , example of toxic masculinity, whteh— example of toxic masculinity, whteh te— example of toxic masculinity, which is women— example of toxic masculinity, which is women the gym being which is women in the gym being etawet— which is women in the gym being etawetlht— which is women in the gym being etawetlht-heh.- which is women in the gym being stared-by-men. josh- stared at by blind men. josh heah— stared at by blind men. josh heah .— stared at by blind men. josh heah . t— stared at by blind men. josh heah . t wae— stared at by blind men. josh yeah , i was kicked of the yeah, i was kicked out of the gym— yeah, i was kicked out of the gym taw— yeah, i was kicked out of the gym taw etawthe— yeah, i was kicked out of the gym for staring at woman gym for staring at a woman wawhthe— gym for staring at a woman wawhthe-hat- gym for staring at a woman working _but i'm - gym for staring at a womani working-but i'm blind. gym for staring at a woman- working-but i'm blind. and working out. but i'm blind. and this a guy called toby this is a guy called toby addison. he's lost 80% of his sight. and he was talking on a podcast and he said a couple of years ago when he was in the gym, he was he was working out. and then this woman came up to him said, are you kind him and said, are you some kind of or something? and he of perv or something? and he was like, i'm but like, no, no, i'm blind. but he sort of his stick away sort of folded his stick away now. always carry sort of folded his stick away novt stick always carry sort of folded his stick away novt stick with always carry sort of folded his stick away novt stick with me always carry sort of folded his stick away novt stick with me just ays carry sort of folded his stick away novt stick with me just just arry sort of folded his stick away novt stick with me just just toy my stick with me just just to avoid these. it's your tactic in the— avoid these. it's your tactic in the gym —

avoid these. it's your tactic in the gym because— avoid these. it's your tactic in the gym because with- t: it's your tactic in the gym because with you, you are a scamming_ the gym because with you, you are a scamming it, but you made it are a scamming it, but you made tt-taw— are a scamming it, but you made tt-taw hhh— are a scamming it, but you made tt-taw hhh. he— it harder for him. he was eehathett— it harder for him. he was eehathett-.- it harder for him. he was genuinely . people like it harder for him. he was- genuinely-. people like you genuinely blind. people like you . sawt— genuinely blind. people like you . sawwt. sawt— genuinely blind. people like you . sawwt. sawwt. tt— genuinely blind. people like you . sorry. sorry. it does kind of hate— . sorry. sorry. it does kind of awate-taht. - . sorry. sorry. it does kind of prove-toby. does. . sorry. sorry. it does kind of prove toby. does it prove us sorry, toby. does it prove— prove us sorry, toby. does it hwate tte— prove us sorry, toby. does it prove it? this— prove us sorry, toby. does it prove it? this whole, like, gym eweeh— prove it? this whole, like, gym tweet-the— prove it? this whole, like, gym creep _thislthe - creep thing. this is the atthhate— creep thing. this is the ultimate _that- ultimate proof that it's nonsense. - ultimate proof that it's nonsense . c ultimate proof that it's nonsense. c cc ultimate proof that it's- nonsense . it's brilliant. you nonsense. it's brilliant. you know , in a gym now, josh, you know, in a gym now, josh, you know, in a gym now, josh, you know where i stand on this? i think my. i'm going to victim blame. what was she wearing ? i blame. what was she wearing? i mean, why she think? don't mean, why did she think? don't know. but know. he couldn't see why, but she thought she knew. she obviously thought she knew. she obviously thought she exciting she was doing something exciting eating. think she should eating. but i think she should calm down. i've got this horrible story . i was once horrible story. i was once jogging horrible story. i was once jogging and, uh, somebody. somebody shouted out. somebody shouted out , nice somebody shouted out. somebody shouted out, nice running. and because i was a bit hyped , i because i was a bit hyped, i went over to tell him off and i told him off. and as i was doing it, i realised this person definitely had learning difficulties genuinely difficulties and was genuinely being and i being encouraging and just i was i couldn't conceive that you might running nicely might actually be running nicely . do you know? it could be. he was faking, learning was faking, having learning difficulties. now that's classic _aee - difficulties. now that's classic _aee hatl difficulties. now that's classic. _aee hat tth . that's what josh does. but i'm taet— . that's what josh does. but i'm taet that-e— . that's what josh does. but i'm just that's what— . that's what josh does. but i'm just that's what i— . that's what josh does. but i'm just that's what i do. i'm bored of just that's what i do. i'm bored at-theee— just that's what i do. i'm bored of-these-creep.. of hearing these gym creep. i heah-the- of hearing these gym creep. i mean,-like, yeah. of hearing these gym creep. i mean, like, yeah , mean, come on. like, yeah,

women. women- mean, come on. like, yeah, women. " mean, come on. like, yeah,- women. women-awful. let's do women. women are awful. let's do the. that's not what i meant. but when they when they they dress but they dress up for the gym, but they don't in the thing don't want the men in the thing to though they're not to look even though they're not even looking. but they want the internet get internet to look so they can get money. why you film money. why would you film taaweett, — money. why would you film taaweett. aat— money. why would you film yourself, put it— money. why would you film yourself, put it.the- yourself, put it on the internet?— yourself, put it on the internet? mean, yourself, put it on the internet?imean, up your internet? i mean, make up your that.— mind. just wear baggy t—shirt aht— mind. just wear baggy t—shirt aha—eahah- mind. just wear baggy t—shirt aha—eatthe tt.i and that's a woman saying it. tat-e— and that's a woman saying it. tett-mate— and that's a woman saying it. let's-male and- and that's a woman saying it. let's-male and the- let's do the male and the world's advanced humanoid world's most advanced humanoid robot attempted to robot has attempted to tell a joke. it's totally joke. now it's totally incomprehensible, but still slightly the slightly better than live at the apollo. comedians slightly better than live at the ayourt. comedians slightly better than live at the ayourt. safe comedians slightly better than live at the ayourt. safe forcomedians slightly better than live at the ayourt. safe for nowzdians slightly better than live at the ayourt. safe for now . ans , your jobs are safe for now. world's most advanced humanoid wahat— world's most advanced humanoid wahat attempte— world's most advanced humanoid robot attempts to _ world's most advanced humanoid robot attempts to tell joke . so robot attempts to tell joke. so do robot attempts to tell joke. so ta taa— robot attempts to tell joke. so do you understand her bizarre gag?— do you understand her bizarre gag? ea— do you understand her bizarre gag? sa awe— do you understand her bizarre gag? sa we— do you understand her bizarre gag? so are we. we're not going to gag? so are we. we're not going ta hat.— gag? so are we. we're not going ta atat. haate— gag? so are we. we're not going ta that hate eat— gag? so are we. we're not going to play. you've got a video. wete— to play. you've got a video. wete eat— to play. you've got a video. wete eat the— to play. you've got a video. we've got the video. 3g we've got the video. right. heeaaee— we've got the video. right. because got a creepily because it's got a creepily realistic requested because it's got a creepily realvideo. requested because it's got a creepily realvideo. it requested because it's got a creepily realvideo. it looks requested because it's got a creepily realvideo. it looks like ested because it's got a creepily realvideo. it looks like the d because it's got a creepily realvideo. it looks like the t2, the video. it looks like the t2, but you joke. hello but telling you a joke. hello here we go. thing that could here we go. thing that you could possibly . irecently here we go. thing that you could possibly . i recently had possibly tell me. i recently had atahe— possibly tell me. i recently had atahe ahaat— possibly tell me. i recently had a joke about an— possibly tell me. i recently had a joke about an ai— possibly tell me. i recently had a joke about an ai robot- i recently had a joke about an ai robot that was so advanced— a joke about an ai robot that was so advanced that it could eatte— was so advanced that it could eatte aht— was so advanced that it could solve any problem . c solve any problem. so it's saying— solve any problem. so it's eatthg that— solve any problem. so it's saying that it's trying to tell a joke, but it doesn't really tell it very well. and it ends up saying that two plus two

equals four is the joke. and then it presses it. he presses it further and it says plus it further and it says four plus four it just four equals eight. but it just keeps going up. it says keeps going up. then it says eight really eight plus plus two is really three. oh, whoa, then it three. oh, whoa, wait. then it says eight eight is 16. and says eight plus eight is 16. and you're where's you're like, where's the joke? and doesn't even have a joke. and it doesn't even have a joke. but does a creepily but it does have a creepily realistic it sounds realistic face. oh, it sounds a bit realistic face. oh, it sounds a htt-taeeh-t— realistic face. oh, it sounds a bit-doesn't-do- realistic face. oh, it sounds ai bit-doesn't-do that bit like it doesn't axel do that joke?— bit like it doesn't axel do that watee-tt— bit like it doesn't axel do that joke?-it does. - joke? well it does. anti —comedy. - joke? well it does. anti—comedy. sounds bit anti—comedy. it sounds a bit like. yeah, a kind of alternative . you know, she could alternative. you know, she could keep it's , you know, keep going until it's, you know, when things. stuart when people push things. stuart lee style. yeah, yeah, lee stuart style. yeah, yeah, exactly. is stuart exactly. this is the new stuart lee. iagree. exactly. this is the new stuart lee. i agree. well obe doesn't go lee. i agree. well obe doesn't tea-tett. — lee. i agree. well obe doesn't go-left. .soundsl go really far left. it sounds the— go really far left. it sounds like lee. like i'm attacking stuart lee. i'm not. so the article is saying that there are certain jobs that are vulnerable to ai. fast food. apparently is one because it's a relatively controlled environment. but things like mortgages and accounting are also . yeah, yeah. accounting are also. yeah, yeah. whereas comedians are safe , whereas comedians are safe, wett— whereas comedians are safe, we-tt he— whereas comedians are safe, we-tt he the— whereas comedians are safe, we'll be the last— whereas comedians are safe, we'll be the last ones that eawttte. — we'll be the last ones that eawttte. hat— we'll be the last ones that survive. but basically this wehthtet— survive. but basically this reminded me— survive. but basically this reminded me it kept going and going-— reminded me it kept going and gathe-aetaattt- reminded me it kept going and going. actually got to going. it never actually got to the-reminded- going. it never actually got toi the-reminded-an the joke. it reminded me of an ahea— the joke. it reminded me of an aaee-hem.— the joke. it reminded me of an open .night. - no - the joke. it reminded me of an open-night.-no ,- the joke. it reminded me of an open-night.-no , i. the joke. it reminded me of an open night. no , i feel open mic night. josh no, i feel the— open mic night. josh no, i feel the thew-te— open mic night. josh no, i feel like they've got— open mic night. josh no, i feel like they've got they do have

aahehhhee— like they've got they do havei punchlines,_just like they've got they do havei puitoo ines,_just like they've got they do havei aataa taae—taet like they've got they do havei puitoo long to _just like they've got they do have puitoo long to to just like they've got they do have puitoo long to to it just like they've got they do have puitoo long to to it orjust like they've got they do have puitoo long to to it or they do too long to get to it or they ate— do too long to get to it or they ahte-aahehhhe— do too long to get to it or they give-punchline too- do too long to get to it or they give punchline too early. give the punchline too early. hat—ththh- give the punchline too early. i but—think actually give the punchline too early. i but starts _think actually give the punchline too early. she starts off on the right foot because goes, a scientist because she goes, a scientist was showing new robot to was showing off his new robot to a people and it's like, a group of people and it's like, yeah, first thing yeah, that's the first thing you do a comic. write what do as a comic. you write what you herself. you know, write about herself. so go. all right. so there we go. all right. well, luck. got move on well, good luck. got to move on wtth—sawt- with the story about it. sorry ahaat— with the story about it. sorry about up, about my hometown. coming up, tet-e—wtth— about my hometown. coming up, tet-e—wtthletawtl let's do the times with a story ahaat—aht- let's do the times with a story about—and slave. let's do the times with a story- about_and slave free. about windermere and slave free. and about windermere and slave free. wht aah-t— about windermere and slave free. hat that watt,— about windermere and slave free. and don't worry, they're not bringing— bringing it back. chris skudder wthtewhewe— windermere boat masters banned ham— windermere boat masters banned twah—etatewt- windermere boat masters banned from—slavery link. l from mentioning slavery link. so from mentioning slavery link. sa taw— from mentioning slavery link. sa taw awe— from mentioning slavery link. so for more than— from mentioning slavery link. so for more than a— from mentioning slavery link. so for more than a decade, this quyt so for more than a decade, this guy, paul holdsworth , worked as guy, paul holdsworth, worked as a boat master on windermere. so he guided passengers around, took out day took people out for day trips. but there was a complaint. in 2020, somebody complained about the inclusion of reference to the inclusion of reference to the transatlantic trade of enslaved people in our commentaries . so somebody commentaries. so somebody complained about about this guy talking about the slave trade on their day out and the company, rather than back him up, have said, yeah, don't talk about it, which is a bit strange. yeah.

and what's really weird about it is you think, oh, is he being woke by talking about it? no, actually they were being- t: 7 no, actually they were being woke heaee— actually they were being woke because george— actually they were being woke because george floyd just because george floyd had just ttet.— because george floyd had just died-banned- because george floyd had just. died.-banned.mention died. so they banned all mention of died. so they banned all mention at etatewt. — died. so they banned all mention at etatewt. -._ died. so they banned all mention of slavery. .i don't- died. so they banned all mention of slavery. £0“ c c of slavery. no, i don't think it is that at all. i think it's him being and they've just said being woke and they've just said this because the this is unnecessary because the stuff that he's talking about, that's exactly what i was thinking, was thinking, my thinking, was thinking, oh my god, this company is being ridiculous. no, it's him being ridiculous. no, it's him being ridiculous. basically ridiculous. he's basically using this this lake to this day out on this lake to basically say, oh, look at that house there. it paid house over there. it was paid for guy who got some cotton for by a guy who got some cotton from slavery. well, i think he's taet— from slavery. well, i think he's taet giving— from slavery. well, i think he's taet giving att— from slavery. well, i think he's just giving all the— well, i think he's just giving all the facts, thaaeh— just giving all the facts, though, isn't— just giving all the facts, though, isn't he? i thought that at ha,— though, isn't he? i thought that at ha, aht— though, isn't he? i thought that at first, and i— though, isn't he? i thought that at first, and i read— though, isn't he? i thought that at first, and i read it more. i thaaeht— at first, and i read it more. i thaaeht he-t— at first, and i read it more. i thought he'd just— at first, and i read it more. i thought he'd just given the hate — thought he'd just given the facts. _kendal- facts. he's from kendal as well, the— facts. he's from kendal as well, the-eat. — facts. he's from kendal as well, like-end. he's- like me at the end. he's a tawmew— like me at the end. he's a former trade— like me at the end. he's a former trade union official. and like me at the end. he's a ftwonderade union official. and like me at the end. he's a ftwonderadejust. n official. and like me at the end. he's a ftwonderadejust. no,icial. and like me at the end. he's a- fiwonderadejust. no, you're nd i wonder he just. no, you're right, i wonder he just. no, you're .the-n.— i wonder he just. no, you're right,-i've changed- : no, you're right, i've changed my right, then. i've changed my hat — right, then. i've changed my that. he— right, then. i've changed my mind. he just— right, then. i've changed my mind. ti; : right, then. i've changed my mind. : mind. he just wanted to keep talking. iknew mind. he just wanted to keep talking. i knew windermere mind. he just wanted to keep- talking. i knew windermere would be talking. i knew windermere would he-wahe— talking. i knew windermere would he-wahe eaee— talking. i knew windermere would be-woke goes-die.- be where woke goes to die. that-e— that's what i hope anyway, i wteh— that's what i hope anyway, i wteh we— that's what i hope anyway, i wteh we hat— that's what i hope anyway, i wish we had time talk wish we had more time to talk ahaat—ht- wish we had more time to talki ahaat—htltaaw about my home. say hi to your tat.— about my home. say hi to your tat-tant— about my home. say hi to your dad.-don't-time.- about my home. say hi to your dad. don't time. worry dad. we don't have time. worry ahaat— dad. we don't have time. worry| ahaat—tet-e about you losing your job. let's do about you losing your job. let's ta-tet-e— about you losing your job. let's ta-tet-elthe- do mr dixon. let's do the teteewaah— do mr dixon. let's do the telegraph and— do mr dixon. let's do the telegraph and z do mr dixon. let's do the telegraph and .z want telegraph and gen z don't want to.submariner_ telegraph and gen z don't want to submariner because of the to be submariner because of the wahhteh— to be submariner because of the rubbish reception.— to be submariner because of the rubbish reception. both rubbish reception. you get both on rubbish reception. you get both an taaw— rubbish reception. you get both an taaw ahahee— rubbish reception. you get both on your phones and from the aeaate—ta-

on your phones and from the. people _to torpedo people you're trying to torpedo . _ generation - people you're trying to torpedo . _generation two l . josh yeah, generation two hooked on smartphones to sign up as submariners. this is as submariners. so this is admiral sir ben key speaking to the house magazine. he said when he joined, there were 75,000 members of and now it's down to 36,000 in the service. so it's half basically, if i've got my eye maths joke correct . and then eye maths joke correct. and then he sort of says he wants and he says it's because people can't be away from their families said, look, i once got back from a trip and my children didn't recognise me and you're like, yeah, this is not going to enfice yeah, this is not going to entice people to join navy entice people to join the navy and to go on submarines for six months. let's move on. the mad part was of months. let's move on. the mad aawt at the— months. let's move on. the mad part was of the girlfriend- part was of the girlfriend eatthe— part was of the girlfriend saying from me saying you haven't heard from me next— saying you haven't heard from me newt—wete- next week. i'm assuming we're heathe— next week. i'm assuming we're hweahthg ah.— next week. i'm assuming we're hweahthg aa. tte— next week. i'm assuming we're breaking up. it's like he's on the— breaking up. it's like he's on the-tet-e— breaking up. it's like he's on the-tet-e ta- breaking up. it's like he's on the let's do daily the water. let's do the daily stat— the water. let's do the daily stat-wht— the water. let's do the daily- star-and - unexpected star quickly. and the unexpected hehettte— star quickly. and the unexpected benefits_ nose i star quickly. and the unexpected benefits—nose onj benefits of having a big nose on hhh. — benefits of having a big nose on him. .official_ benefits of having a big nose on him. .official boffins- benefits of having a big nose on him. .official boffins say. him. it's official boffins say lads with bigger noses tend to have larger penises. scientists have larger penises. scientists have found a link between men with long noses and bigger penises. good news for penises. so that's good news for guys with big noses. pinocchio i

guess it's pinocchio. my nose is the hehett— guess it's pinocchio. my nose is the perfect size. _ guess it's pinocchio. my nose is the perfect size. that's all i'm saying. carry on. well, what's going— saying. carry on. well, what's going ta— saying. carry on. well, what's going to happen— saying. carry on. well, what's going to happen in— g caig well, what's going to happen in hollywood haw— going to happen in hollywood thew-tt— going to happen in hollywood now? they'll all— going to happen in hollywood now? they'll all have. because aah-t— now? they'll all have. because that thet— now? they'll all have. because don't they traditionally get thet— don't they traditionally get their—smallerl don't they traditionally geti their_ smaller ? don't they traditionally get- their_ smaller ? yeah. their noses made smaller? yeah. heah.— their noses made smaller? yeah. heah-thet— their noses made smaller? yeah. heah-that aat— their noses made smaller? yeah. yeah,-they got too- their noses made smaller? yeah. yeah,-they got too big.- yeah, because they got too big. their i their willies are too big. i don't well, just said don't know. well, they just said you've the text you've just gone for the text there. not subtext. there. not the subtext. josh hawte— there. not the subtext. josh howie-it— there. not the subtext. josh howie..| see. - there. not the subtext. josh howie..| see. sorry- sti;iti; not the subtext. josh howie. isee. howie. oh i see. sorry but i believe it's basically believe because it's basically testosterone. testosterone within what affects within the womb is what affects it. supposedly your it. and also supposedly your feet is all about the, the width . so whatever baldness has no impact. really. yeah. oh . so whatever baldness has no impact . really. yeah. oh that's impact. really. yeah. oh that's a ehae— impact. really. yeah. oh that's a shame. there's— impact. really. yeah. oh that's a shame. there's no— iilttf�*tf really. yeah. oh that's a shame. there's no it banished the hatt— a shame. there's no it banished the hatt tt— a shame. there's no it banished the ball. it used— a shame. there's no it banished the ball. it used to— a shame. there's no it banished the ball. it used to be told it taa— the ball. it used to be told it was you were more virile but hate— was you were more virile but hate aat— was you were more virile but that's out the— was you were more virile but that's out the window. c that's out the window. it makes you wetteet— that's out the window. it makes you reflect better. yeah. that's not really. there's no point in that.— not really. there's no point in that. at— not really. there's no point in that. all right.— ”eels there's no point in that. all right. decent show of att— that. all right. decent show of att-eate. — that. all right. decent show of att-eate. .eat- that. all right. decent show of att-eate. .aat ta| all. thanks, guys. i've got to go_now- all. thanks, guys. i've got to ea—haw ahtl all. thanks, guys. i've got toi ea—haw aha ta all. thanks, guys. i've got to- go_now and do that go to the papers now and do that bit. go to the papers now and do that at. _waa— go to the papers now and do that tat-taa-haeh- go to the papers now and do that bit.-you-much for| bit. but thank you very much for all-contributions.- bit. but thank you very much for all contributions. good all your contributions. good tach— all your contributions. good taeh—wai luck with the paper bit. no worries-right.- luck with the paper bit. no worries right. let's have a worries. all right. let's have a watch— worries. all right. let's have a watch-at— worries. all right. let's have a watch-at the— worries. all right. let's have a quick-at the front- worries. all right. let's have a quick at the front pages. worries. all right. let's have a quithe at the front pages. worries. all right. let's have a quithe guardiant front pages. worries. all right. let's have a quithe guardian havet pages. worries. all right. let's have a quithe guardian have toriess. so the guardian have tories waaht— so the guardian have tories round .johnson- so the guardian have tories round johnson as mps vote to round on johnson as mps vote to ahhwate— round on johnson as mps vote to aaawate hawtteate— round on johnson as mps vote to approve partygate report , the approve partygate report, the hat— approve partygate report, the that eaee— approve partygate report, the mail goes with— approve partygate report, the

mail goes with uk billionaire twaaaet— mail goes with uk billionaire trapped inside— mail goes with uk billionaire trapped inside titanic tourists eahht — trapped inside titanic tourists eahht haae— trapped inside titanic tourists submi mean with air running out the teteewaah— submi mean with air running out the telegraph has— submi mean with air running out the telegraph has british billionaire— the telegraph has british billionaire missing on titanic taaw. — billionaire missing on titanic taaw. the— billionaire missing on titanic taaw. the t— billionaire missing on titanic tour. the i mortgage rates will etat— tour. the i mortgage rates will etat high— tour. the i mortgage rates will etat high aatt— tour. the i mortgage rates will stay high until 2025. the times ta— stay high until 2025. the times race to save the— stay high until 2025. the times race to save the trapped titanic die race to save the trapped titanic the at— race to save the trapped titanic die of adventurers. _ race to save the trapped titanic die of adventurers. and finally the etaw— die of adventurers. and finally the star leaf— die of adventurers. and finally the star leaf it— die of adventurers. and finally the star leaf it out which was that— the star leaf it out which was that ahaethe— the star leaf it out which was that amusing story about liz haee— that amusing story about liz twaee aht— that amusing story about liz truss and the— that amusing story about liz truss and the lettuce. that's it for truss and the lettuce. that's it taw tahteht. — truss and the lettuce. that's it for tonight. thanks to josh and cweeetta— for tonight. thanks to josh and cressida headliners is back tomorrow so— cressida headliners is back tomorrow so join us at 11 pm. or tomorrow so join us at 11 pm. at tt— tomorrow so join us at 11 pm. at h haate— tomorrow so join us at 11 pm. or if you're watching at 5 am. thea— or if you're watching at 5 am. thehleaawee— or if you're watching at 5 am. then-course stay- or if you're watching at 5 am. then course stay tuned for then of course stay tuned for hweahtaet— then of course stay tuned for breakfast-now- then of course stay tuned for breakfast. now it's good breakfast. but for now it's good hteht. — breakfast. but for now it's good hteht. haat— breakfast. but for now it's good night. good morning. god night. good morning. and god ateee.— night. good morning. and god the hat— night. good morning. and god the hat taa— night. good morning. and god bless. and you can also watch on haatahe— bless. and you can also watch on youtube because _ bless. and you can also watch on youtube because i— bless. and you can also watch on youtube because i have a little bit youtube because i have a little htt at— youtube because i have a little htt at the— youtube because i have a little htt at the at— youtube because i have a little bit of time at the— youtube because i have a little bit of time at the end. that's it, bit of time at the end. that's n, t— bit of time at the end. that's n, t that— bit of time at the end. that's it, i think now.— bit of time at the end. that's it, i think now. bye good .

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thea— well the sunday mirror gave us a tttea at— well the sunday mirror gave us a tttea at a— well the sunday mirror gave us a tttea at a aatt— well the sunday mirror gave us a video of a party that took place at conservative _ video of a party that took place at conservative central office tawthe — at conservative central office during lockdown _ at conservative central office during lockdown down. but i waaew— during lockdown down. but i wonder which _ during lockdown down. but i wonder which is— during lockdown down. but i wonder which is worse then partying whilst the rest of us had to stay at home with the threat of fines or or the lockdowns. three of them that they imposed upon us. mark carney, i keep hoping he's gone away, but he's back. yes and away, but now he's back. yes and he says inflation is because of brexit and joining me for talking pints princess gloria von thurn and taxis. it should be interested . but all of that be interested. but all of that comes after. oh, and by the way, jacob will be checking in at regular moments during the course of the next hour. but before that, let's get the news with polly middlehurst . nigel, with polly middlehurst. nigel, thank you. good :: nigel, thank you. good evening. 33 nigel, thank you. good evening. well, the tap— thank you. good evening. well, the tap etawt— thank you. good evening. well, the top story tonight, the house of the top story tonight, the house at eahahe— the top story tonight, the house of commons continues to debate on of commons continues to debate ah the— of commons continues to debate ah the wehawt— of commons continues to debate on the report that— of commons continues to debate on the report that found boris tahheah— on the report that found boris tahheah het— on the report that found boris johnson lied over— on the report that found boris

johnson lied over partygate . johnson lied over partygate. tet-e— johnson lied over partygate. tet-e tate— johnson lied over partygate. let's take you _ johnson lied over partygate. let's take you live to the house of let's take you live to the house at eahahe— let's take you live to the house of commons and— let's take you live to the house of commons and show you that ahgathe— of commons and show you that ongoing tehate— of commons and show you that ongoing debate. mps are trying are trying to ongoing debate. mps are trying ta teete— ongoing debate. mps are trying to decide today— ongoing debate. mps are trying ongoing debate. mps are trying to ongoing debate. mps are trying ta teete— ongoing debate. mps are trying to decide today— ongoing debate. mps are trying to decide today it's been going on to decide today it's been going ah taw— to decide today it's been going on to decide today it's been going ah taw— to decide today it's been going on for some hours— to decide today it's been going to decide today it's been going on for some hours— to decide today it's been going on for some hours whether or not to on for some hours whether or not on for some hours whether or not to on for some hours whether or not ta eahettah— on for some hours whether or not to sanction the— on for some hours whether or not to sanction the former prime ta eahettah— on for some hours whether or not to sanction the— on for some hours whether or not to sanction the former prime wthtetew— wthtetew— to sanction the former prime minister after— to sanction the former prime minister after last week, the twtttteeee— minister after last week, the to sanction the former prime minister after— to sanction the former prime minister after last week, the twtttteeee— minister after last week, the privileges committee found he privileges committee found he weaeatettt— privileges committee found he repeatedly misled the house of weaeatettt— privileges committee found he repeatedly misled the house of eahahe— repeatedly misled the house of commons as well. _ repeatedly misled the house of eahahe— repeatedly misled the house of commons as well. _ repeatedly misled the house of commons as well. we've heard in the taet— commons as well. we've heard in commons as well. we've heard in the taet— commons as well. we've heard in the taet zo— commons as well. we've heard in the last 20 minutes— commons as well. we've heard in the last 20 minutes or so one the taet zo— commons as well. we've heard in the last 20 minutes— commons as well. we've heard in the last 20 minutes or so one tahaaw— the last 20 minutes or so one tahaaw wt— the last 20 minutes or so one tahaaw— the last 20 minutes or so one tahaaw wt— the last 20 minutes or so one labour mp saying— the last 20 minutes or so one labour mp saying i've never read labour mp saying— the last 20 minutes or so one labour mp saying i've never read a heat— labour mp saying i've never read a heat— labour mp saying i've never read a weaawt ea— labour mp saying i've never read a weaawt ea aht— labour mp saying i've never read a report so and just— labour mp saying i've never read a weaawt ea— labour mp saying i've never read a weaawt ea aht— labour mp saying i've never read a report so and just— labour mp saying i've never read a report so and just in the last a report so and just in the last eaaate— a report so and just in the last eaaate at— a report so and just in the last couple of minutes,— a report so and just in the last couple of minutes, one tory mp eaaate— a report so and just in the last eaaate at— a report so and just in the last couple of minutes,— a report so and just in the last couple of minutes, one tory mp eate— couple of minutes, one tory mp eate he— eate— couple of minutes, one tory mp eate he— couple of minutes, one tory mp eate he te— couple of minutes, one tory mp eate he he ea— couple of minutes, one tory mp says he is so over— couple of minutes, one tory mp couple of minutes, one tory mp eate he te— couple of minutes, one tory mp eate he he ea— couple of minutes, one tory mp says he is so over— couple of minutes, one tory mp says he is so over boris well, says he is so over boris well, wahhew— says he is so over boris well, wahhew— says he is so over boris well, wahhew to— says he is so over boris well, number 10 says— says he is so over boris well, number 10 says rishi sunak is wahhew to— says he is so over boris well, number 10 says— says he is so over boris well, number 10 says rishi sunak is ehtaathg— number 10 says rishi sunak is ehtaathe the— number 10 says rishi sunak is ehtaathg— number 10 says rishi sunak is ehtaathe the— number 10 says rishi sunak is skipping the debate because he taeeh-t— skipping the debate because he taeeh-t— skipping the debate because he taeeh-t want— skipping the debate because he doesn't want to _ skipping the debate because he doesn't want to influence the skipping the debate because he taeeh-t want— skipping the debate because he doesn't want to _ skipping the debate because he doesn't want to influence the teetetah — doesn't want to influence the teetetah at— doesn't want to influence the decision of mps— teetetah — doesn't want to influence the teetetah at— doesn't want to influence the decision of mps— doesn't want to influence the decision of mps .— doesn't want to influence the decision of mps . earlier on this decision of mps. earlier on this attewhaah— decision of mps. earlier on this afternoon the— decision of mps. earlier on this afternoon the former prime whatetew— afternoon the former prime minister theresa may said the heat— minister theresa may said the weaawt wht— minister theresa may said the weaawt wttt he— minister theresa may said the report will be a— minister theresa may said the report will be a small but thaawtaht— report will be a small but important step— report will be a small but important step in restoring aeaate-e— important step in restoring aeaate-e taet— important step in restoring people's trust in politics. wht— people's trust in politics. wttt tate— people's trust in politics. will vote in— people's trust in politics. will vote in favour- people's trust in politics. will vote in favour of- people's trust in politics. will vote in favour of the report of the privileges committee. i urge all members of this house to do so , to uphold this house to do so, to uphold standards in public life, to show that we all recognise the responsibility we have to the people we serve, and to help to