good evening. the top story tonight on gb news, the us coastguard says it's expanding the search area where signals thought to sound out sos were detected earlier on today . as detected earlier on today. as everybody races to locate a missing— everybody races to locate a missing tourist— everybody races to locate a missing tourist submersible. visiting— missing tourist submersible. visiting the— missing tourist submersible. visiting the titanic shipwreck in visiting the titanic shipwreck m the— visiting the titanic shipwreck in the north— visiting the titanic shipwreck in the north atlantic ocean. we-u— in the north atlantic ocean. we-u add— in the north atlantic ocean. we-u add a— in the north atlantic ocean. we'll add a news conference this evening— we'll add a news conference this evening .— we'll add a news conference this evening . we— we'll add a news conference this evening . we heard— we'll add a news conference this evening . we heard that five evening. we heard that five ennee— evening. we heard that five surface assets— evening. we heard that five surface assets and two remotely operated— surface assets and two remotely operated vehicles— surface assets and two remotely operated vehicles are currently deployed— operated vehicles are currently deployed there. _ operated vehicles are currently deployed there. officials did say,— deployed there. officials did see neweven— deployed there. officials did say, however, they don't really knew— say, however, they don't really knew nnen— say, however, they don't really know what the _ say, however, they don't really know what the detected sound signale— know what the detected sound engnene nngnn— know what the detected sound signals might be— know what the detected sound signals might be or indeed, if eney— signals might be or indeed, if nney enginee— signals might be or indeed, if they originate from the titan, nnen— they originate from the titan, nnien n— they originate from the titan, nnien in ne— they originate from the titan, which is the name of the submersible— which is the name of the submersible audio wokeist from the submersible audio wokeist from nne us— submersible audio wokeist from nne us navy— submersible audio wokeist from the us navy are— submersible audio wokeist from the us navy are now analysing the us navy are now analysing the recordings.— the us navy are now analysing the recordings. five people are known— the recordings. five people are known ne— the recordings. five people are known to be— the recordings. five people are known to be on— the recordings. five people are known to be on board the craft and— known to be on board the craft and they— known to be on board the craft and new new— known to be on board the craft and they may have as little as 20 newe— and they may have as little as 20 news en— and they may have as little as 20 hours of oxygen left and unnee— 20 hours of oxygen left and limited rations— 20 hours of oxygen left and limited rations on board. captain— limited rations on board. captain jamie- limited rations on board. captain jamie frederick from the

us captain jamie frederick from the us coastguard— captain jamie frederick from the us coastguard says rescuers have to us coastguard says rescuers have ie eman— us coastguard says rescuers have to remain optimistic. the wncie— to remain optimistic. the surface search _ to remain optimistic. the surface search is- to remain optimistic. the surface search is now approximately two times the size of connecticut , and the sub of connecticut, and the sub surface search is up to two and a half miles deep, surface search is up to two and a half miles deep , exponentially a half miles deep, exponentially expanding the size of the search area . we also have to factor in area. we also have to factor in the ever changing weather conditions, currents and sea states that expand the search area. every hour there is an enormous complexity associated with this case due to the location being so offshore, so far offshore , and the far offshore, and the coordination between multiple agencies and nations . well, in agencies and nations. well, in other news today, _ agencies and nations. well, in other news today, a _ agencies and nations. well, in other news today, a man- gf e�*i: well, in other news today, a man has been nneeien— other news today, a man has been arrested following— other news today, a man has been arrested following what one wiineee— arrested following what one witness described as a mad rampage— witness described as a mad rampage winn— witness described as a mad rampage with a— witness described as a mad rampage with a pickaxe in west ienien— rampage with a pickaxe in west london outside— rampage with a pickaxe in west london outside a— rampage with a pickaxe in west london outside a hospital. two pennie— london outside a hospital. two people sustained— london outside a hospital. two people sustained injuries at the cenwni— people sustained injuries at the central middlesex hospital in ink— central middlesex hospital in nwk keyw— central middlesex hospital in park royal, with— central middlesex hospital in park royal, with one left with life threatening— park royal, with one left with life threatening injuries. the eweneei— life threatening injuries. the eweneei nne— life threatening injuries. the suspect has been admitted to neeniini— suspect has been admitted to hospital with— suspect has been admitted to hospital with injuries himself being— hospital with injuries himself being described— hospital with injuries himself being described as self inflicted.— being described as self inflicted. armed police were neniewei— inflicted. armed police were neniewen ne— inflicted. armed police were deployed to the— inflicted. armed police were deployed to the scene, but the incineni— deployed to the scene, but the incident was— deployed to the scene, but the incident was not— deployed to the scene, but the incident was not treated as

new— incident was not treated as terror related _ incident was not treated as terror related and the home office— terror related and the home office nne— terror related and the home office has said— terror related and the home office has said tonight there's no pince— office has said tonight there's no ninee ini— office has said tonight there's no place for extremism after an ieinniei— no place for extremism after an islamist hate— no place for extremism after an islamist hate cleric's talk was enneeiien— islamist hate cleric's talk was enneeiiei .— islamist hate cleric's talk was cancelled . and— islamist hate cleric's talk was cancelled . and a— islamist hate cleric's talk was cancelled . and a gb news cancelled. and a gb news investigation— cancelled. and a gb news investigation has found that winne— investigation has found that wince, ine— investigation has found that abbas, due to— investigation has found that abbas, due to speak in east ienien— abbas, due to speak in east london tonight,— abbas, due to speak in east london tonight, has previously spread— london tonight, has previously ewenn nnie— london tonight, has previously spread hate speech, including pinning— spread hate speech, including wnieing ine— spread hate speech, including praising the leader of al—qaeda, eennn— praising the leader of al—qaeda, eennn nin— praising the leader of al—qaeda, osama bin laden.— praising the leader of al—qaeda, osama bin laden. abbas delivered eneeenee— osama bin laden. abbas delivered eneeenee in— osama bin laden. abbas delivered speeches in birmingham and weiiinnnnn— speeches in birmingham and nottingham as— speeches in birmingham and nottingham as part of a nationwide— nottingham as part of a nationwide tour after arriving in ine— nationwide tour after arriving in we connin— nationwide tour after arriving in the country last week. the none— in the country last week. the home office— in the country last week. the home office say— in the country last week. the home office say they're tackling wowe— home office say they're tackling wows nni— home office say they're tackling groups and individuals who sow iiwieien— groups and individuals who sow niwieien nnn— groups and individuals who sow division and hatred in uk eeeiew— division and hatred in uk eeeiew .— division and hatred in uk society . well,— division and hatred in uk society . well, the country's society. well, the country's iniiniien— society. well, the country's inflation rate _ society. well, the country's inflation rate stayed the same newne— inflation rate stayed the same despite expectations that there may— despite expectations that there nnw ie — despite expectations that there nnw ie n— despite expectations that there nnw in n inki— despite expectations that there may be a fall. the office for wniienni— may be a fall. the office for national statistics released its newes— national statistics released its figures showing— national statistics released its figures showing inflation stayed . at figures showing inflation stayed . iii enn— figures showing inflation stayed . iii we in— figures showing inflation stayed . at 8.7% up until— figures showing inflation stayed . at 8.7% up until may. that's ine— . at 8.7% up until may. that's ine enme— . at 8.7% up until may. that's the same rate— . at 8.7% up until may. that's the same rate as— . at 8.7% up until may. that's the same rate as during april . the same rate as during april. it the same rate as during april. ii connec— the same rate as during april. ii ne— the same rate as during april. it comes as the— the same rate as during april. it comes as the bank of england is ekneeiei— it comes as the bank of england in expecien ne— it comes as the bank of england is expected to announce its inieneei— is expected to announce its inieneei inne— is expected to announce its interest rate position tomorrow nnii— interest rate position tomorrow amid widespread— interest rate position tomorrow amid widespread speculation

ineie— amid widespread speculation inene nnw— amid widespread speculation inene nnw ne— amid widespread speculation there may be another rise on the wnw— there may be another rise on the wnw. we-ii— there may be another rise on the wnw. we-ii keen— there may be another rise on the way. we'll keep you— there may be another rise on the way. we'll keep you up to date, of course, on that— way. we'll keep you up to date, of course, on that throughout tomorrow on gb— of course, on that throughout tomorrow on gb news. now, the neweinneni— tomorrow on gb news. now, the government has— tomorrow on gb news. now, the government has set out a major nneknee— government has set out a major nncknge ei— government has set out a major package of financial support for wkinine— package of financial support for ukraine-bolster— package of financial support for ukraine bolster the country's ukraine to bolster the country's economic stability— ukraine to bolster the country's economic stability as it continues— economic stability as it continues to- economic stability as it continues to push back russian fences.— continues to push back russian ieneee. ine— continues to push back russian forces. the package includes a ino— forces. the package includes a mo niiiien— forces. the package includes a £20 million boost— forces. the package includes a £20 million boost to ensure cennnnniee— £20 million boost to ensure companies working in ukraine. ine— companies working in ukraine. ine inning— companies working in ukraine. the funding includes £2.3 iiiiien— the funding includes £2.3 billion worth— the funding includes £2.3 billion worth of world bank loan gwwnneeei— billion worth of world bank loan guarantees, and— billion worth of world bank loan guarantees, and it's there to ewppen— guarantees, and it's there to ewnnen ine— guarantees, and it's there to support the restoration of vital pinkie— support the restoration of vital public services,— support the restoration of vital public services, including running— public services, including running schools and hospitals. ine— running schools and hospitals. ine nine— running schools and hospitals. the prime minister says russia nwei— the prime minister says russia nwei inw— the prime minister says russia nwei pay nei— the prime minister says russia nwei pay in ine— the prime minister says russia must pay for the destruction its enween— must pay for the destruction its caused. you're— must pay for the destruction its caused. you're up— must pay for the destruction its caused. you're up to date on tv eniine— caused. you're up to date on tv eniine innin— caused. you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio— caused. you're up to date on tv online dab+ radio and the tune in we.— online dab+ radio and the tune in new. kenne— online dab+ radio and the tune in app. you're with— online dab+ radio and the tune in app. you're with . in app. you're with. gb news. |innnk— in app. you're with. gb news. | innnk wen.— in app. you're with. gb news. i thank you, polly. - in app. you're with. gb news. - thank you, polly. hello. in app. you're with. gb news.- - thank you, polly. hello and in app. you're with. gb news. thank yheadliners. ello and in app. you're with. gb news.- - thank jheadliners. i'm and in app. you're with. gb news.-

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good evening .—wew. — gents. how are you? good evening .—wew. we- gents. how are you? good evening .—wew. we wewl . very well, thank you. are you neon— . very well, thank you. are you neon-w.— . very well, thank you. are you neon-wn-ie- . very well, thank you. are you neon-wn-ie eel good? fired up. ready to go, owe— good? fired up. ready to go, owe e— good? fired up. ready to go, owe eon— good? fired up. ready to go, dave ? oh, yes,— good? fired up. ready to go, dave ? oh, yes, absolutely. dave? oh, yes, absolutely. iinneiiewe— dave? oh, yes, absolutely. marvellous you've been neniiennn— marvellous you've been monitoring the news from winem— monitoring the news from nwnnnw, i— monitoring the news from hungary, i believe. mostly over the hungary, i believe. mostly over we inci— hungary, i believe. mostly over we inei new— hungary, i believe. mostly over the last few months. is that. wen,— the last few months. is that. wen, i-we— the last few months. is that. well, i've been— the last few months. is that. well, i've been monitoring it in nwnnnw. — well, i've been monitoring it in nwnnnw. on.— well, i've been monitoring it in hungary- oh yeah- well, i've been monitoring it in hungary. oh, yeah, i- well, i've been monitoring it in hungary. o" wice" hungary. oh, yeah, i see what you mean. yes i was. yeah, yeah, i'm at you mean. yes i was. yeah, yeah, i-n ni n— you mean. yes i was. yeah, yeah, i-n ni n enneei— you mean. yes i was. yeah, yeah, i'm at a remote distance. - “4115 yeah, yeah, i'm at a remote distance. / i'm at a remote distance. yeah, inn— i'm at a remote distance. yeah, we inckwnnis— i'm at a remote distance. yeah, i'm backwards and forwards. so we're going to get an interesting- we're going to get an interesting perspective tonight. so interesting perspective tonight. se-nnwe— interesting perspective tonight. se-nwe n— interesting perspective tonight. so - have a look _ interesting perspective tonight. so-have a look at- interesting perspective tonight. so have a look at the so let's have a look at the inni— so let's have a look at the inni engen— so let's have a look at the front pages, the- so let's have a look at the front pages, the daily mail to is front pages, the daily mail to in win— front pages, the daily mail to ie minnow-- front pages, the daily mail to is turn-over rates- is turn on bank over rates eneie— is turn on bank over rates wine-ine- is turn on bank over rates crisis.-be taking. is turn on bank over rates crisis. be taking a is turn on bank over rates- crisis.-be taking a look crisis. we will be taking a look at crisis. we will be taking a look ni inni. — crisis. we will be taking a look ni inni. ine— crisis. we will be taking a look at that. the telegraph nhs lung ieei— at that. the telegraph nhs lung cancer test for— at that. the telegraph nhs lung cancer test for-x- at that. the telegraph nhs lung cancer test for x smoker x cancer test for every x smoker x inni— cancer test for every x smoker x inni ic— cancer test for every x smoker x that is guardian— cancer test for every x smoker x that is guardian guards at del iienie— that is guardian guards at del monte pineapple farm accused of kiiiinge— monte pineapple farm accused of kiiiinne in— monte pineapple farm accused of killings in kenya— monte pineapple farm accused of killings in kenya and takes a ink— killings in kenya and takes a innk iwn— killings in kenya and takes a innk iwn .— killings in kenya and takes a dark turn . financial times stub dark turn. financial times stub

an dark turn. financial times stub nn iniiniien— dark turn. financial times stub an inflation piles— dark turn. financial times stub an inflation piles pressure on nnnk— an inflation piles pressure on nnnk ei— an inflation piles pressure on bank of england— an inflation piles pressure on bank of england to take tough neiien— bank of england to take tough neiien. ine— bank of england to take tough action. the eye— bank of england to take tough action. the eye mortgage pain deepene— action. the eye mortgage pain ieenene ne— action. the eye mortgage pain deepens as new— action. the eye mortgage pain deepens as new rate rise sparks recession fears and— deepens as new rate rise sparks recession fears and the daily sinn— recession fears and the daily sine ineii— recession fears and the daily star their last— recession fears and the daily star their last hope. that's the ewnnnnne — star their last hope. that's the submarine. well— star their last hope. that's the submarine. well those were your inni— submarine. well those were your inni engen— submarine. well those were your inni nngee ne— submarine. well those were your inni nngee ne .— submarine. well those were your front pages as . so— submarine. well those were your front pages as. so we begin with the front pages as. so we begin with ine innin— front pages as. so we begin with we own innin— front pages as. so we begin with the daily mail. steve yeah, inew-ne— the daily mail. steve yeah, they're front— the daily mail. steve yeah, they're front page hunt for iiinnie— they're front page hunt for titanic tourist— they're front page hunt for titanic tourist sub. " titanic tourist sub. the main headune titanic tourist sub. the main headline saying as rescue ships float above titanic wreck banging sounds are heard. us coastguard tells the world we niwnwe— coastguard tells the world we niwnwe nnwe— coastguard tells the world we always have hope. jizzi always have hope. do you think the banging sounds are one of them's got his hands around the throat of the fella who built the thing. yeah. i mean, this is. inie— the thing. yeah. i mean, this ie. we is— the thing. yeah. i mean, this is. this is like— the thing. yeah. i mean, this is. this is like an— g / i mean, this is. this is like an actual version of— is. this is like an actual version of a— is. this is like an actual version of a stress dream. i'd nnwe— version of a stress dream. i'd nnwe ine— version of a stress dream. i'd have the idea— version of a stress dream. i'd have the idea of— version of a stress dream. i'd have the idea of being enclosed. ineie-e— have the idea of being enclosed. inene-e ne— have the idea of being enclosed. inene-e ei— have the idea of being enclosed. there's one of the— have the idea of being enclosed. there's one of the images i was ieekine— there's one of the images i was ieekinglieinw— there's one of the images i was looking-today-out- there's one of the images i was looking today out that looking at today points out that onw— looking at today points out that enw-ei— looking at today points out that enw-ei ine— looking at today points out that only of the people in there only one of the people in there enn-ineii— only one of the people in there can-their legs- only one of the people in there can -their legs out- only one of the people in there can their legs out at a can stretch their legs out at a nine. — can stretch their legs out at a nine. lwew-n— can stretch their legs out at a time-ivou'd-to- can stretch their legs out at a time. you'd to take it

time. so you'd have to take it in iwne — time. so you'd have to take it in turns. horrific_ time. so you'd have to take it in turns. horrific to stretch wow— in turns. horrific to stretch wew iene. — in turns. horrific to stretch your legs. the- in turns. horrific to stretch your legs. i: it»; your legs. the dynamics of the of the individuals involved, obviously, and obviously, there's a father and son, who's actually son, the fellow who's actually responsible for it. there's an inveterate who has inveterate adventurer who has been under enormous stressful conditions on a number of occasions , as has made record occasions, as has made record breaking sort of circumnavigation of the globe and so on. i mean, it is it feels so much like a film pitch doesn't it? it's extraordinary. and yet, of course, this is real life who are facing life people who are facing extinction. yeah. i life people who are facing extinction. yeah . i hope extinction. yeah, yeah. i hope kate winslet is— extinction. yeah, yeah. i hope kate winslet is okay. - iixl it iii" “iii?" “iii?" i hope kate winslet is okay. “iii?" kate winslet is okay. yeah. ken-we— kate winslet is okay. yeah. ken-we spew— kate winslet is okay. yeah. you've spent a— kate winslet is okay. yeah. you've spent a bit of time under underwater, haven't you, dave? you should be quite a keen scuba diver. i was paddy advanced diver. i was a paddy advanced diver. i was a paddy advanced diver until i had an accident and damaged the cochlear in my right ear , which feels quite right ear, which feels quite trivial comparison . but of trivial by comparison. but of course, there's been a long term technological would you say? i mean, do you have any notion of what it's like? have you ever been stuck down an i mean, i know people talk about horrific incidents no , i know people incidents in no, i know people who've submarines is who've served on submarines is right. they it's a weird thing

ieenwee— right. they it's a weird thing ieenwee inew— right. they it's a weird thing because they have- ” g they it's a weird thing because they have the latest ieenneienw— because they have the latest ieenneiegw in— because they have the latest technology in the world, but inw— technology in the world, but new enn-i— technology in the world, but new enn-i gei— technology in the world, but they can't get rid of wastewater ieenwee— they can't get rid of wastewater because they're _ they can't get rid of wastewater because they're so— they can't get rid of wastewater because they're so deep down. so inw— because they're so deep down. so inew inn-i— because they're so deep down. so inew non-i wnen— because they're so deep down. so they don't wash and— because they're so deep down. so they don't wash and they go out, inw— they don't wash and they go out, new 90— they don't wash and they go out, new no nei— they don't wash and they go out, new no in ek— they don't wash and they go out, they go for six months and they inek— they go for six months and they come back and— they go for six months and they come back and they haven't wnenen— come back and they haven't wnenen in— come back and they haven't washed in six— come back and they haven't washed in six months. there's pini— washed in six months. there's nini ei— washed in six months. there's one pint of water— washed in six months. there's one pint of water per person per day,— one pint of water per person per nnw wnien— one pint of water per person per cw, wnien inew— one pint of water per person per day, which they use tea . day, which they use on tea. kenn. — day, which they use on tea. yeah. -absolutely| day, which they use on tea.- yeah. -absolutely they yeah. and they absolutely they all yeah. and they absolutely they nii wink.— yeah. and they absolutely they all stink. blimey._ yeah. and they absolutely they all stink. blimey. they they, i mean remember— all stink. blimey. they they, i mean remember i've been on board a mean remember i've been on board n neewewen— mean remember i've been on board n neewewei inci— mean remember i've been on board a destroyer just outside the inikinni — a destroyer just outside the falkland islands once when i was doing— falkland islands once when i was wing-nine— falkland islands once when i was wing-eige-ineie. - falkland islands once when i was doing-gigs-there. - falkland islands once when i was doing gigs there. 'i: doing some gigs out there. and inni— doing some gigs out there. and that obviously— doing some gigs out there. and that obviously doesn't go underwater and i thought underwater either. and i thought that just like that would be just like a regular ship. you regular ship. but once you go below decks, that's much below decks, that's very much like it's like a submarine. it's incredibly densely packed with equipment know , after equipment and you know, after that can you now sweat that gig, can you now not sweat 7 that gig, can you now not sweat ? yeah, that's yeah. and ? yeah, that's right. yeah. and i'm banned from pizzaland woking as well. it's all kind of as well. it's got all kind of weird . so anyway we obviously weird. so anyway we obviously wish them well. don't want to appear facetious about it, appear too facetious about it, but is something mean it but there is something i mean it is so filmic and bizarre is just so filmic and bizarre how extra ordinary the ironies just pile up. you know a ship gone down to gawp at the titanic. yeah. meets the same fate. anyway, there are. the

fate. anyway, there we are. the financial times. titanic, too, will financial times. titanic, too, wiii nnwe— financial times. titanic, too, wiii nnwe n— financial times. titanic, too, will have a much— “w?“�*if titanic, too, will have a much lower budget, wewinn-i— will have a much lower budget, wouldn't-yeah _ will have a much lower budget, wouldn't-yeah >- will have a much lower budget, wouldn't yeah s wouldn't it? yeah > the they musi— wouldn't it? yeah > the they must not laugh financial times. dave what have we got on there ? dave what have we got on there? ihave dave what have we got on there? i have got that amazon were tricking people into subscribing to amazon prime. yeah . and i to amazon prime. yeah. and i inink— to amazon prime. yeah. and i inink inni— to amazon prime. yeah. and i think that this— to amazon prime. yeah. and i think that this is— ' " 37” yeah. and i think that this is probably they deserve— think that this is probably they deserve whatever— think that this is probably they deserve whatever they get right ieenwee— deserve whatever they get right ieenwee i— deserve whatever they get right because i find— deserve whatever they get right because i find when i'm trying to because i find when i'm trying in kw— because i find when i'm trying in iw n— because i find when i'm trying in new n beek— because i find when i'm trying to buy a book on— because i find when i'm trying to buy a book on amazon , you to buy a book on amazon, you need— to buy a book on amazon, you need n— to buy a book on amazon, you need n iewee— to buy a book on amazon, you need a degree in— to buy a book on amazon, you need a degree in computer ne— need a degree in computer science to not— need a degree in computer science to not subscribe to aen— science to not subscribe to amazon prime.— science to not subscribe to amazon prime. yeah well, what are amazon prime. yeah well, what wen— amazon prime. yeah well, what wen enwinge — amazon prime. yeah well, what are you saying? "i; are you saying? they've done which i think is very plausible, is they've created a sort of i or 2 click option to sign up. yeah. and it's something like 14 click and sort of multi verse kind of navigation, which sounds totally, but i have to say, me personally, i don't want to get out. i'm very happy with amazon prime. it's got about £80 a year and everything you get delivered is free. course you get is free. plus of course you get to watch the latest lord of the rings abomination us but rings abomination us but but yeah, , i get things delivered

yeah, no, i get things delivered roughly twice a would say roughly twice a day, i would say from so i definitely get from amazon. so i definitely get my money's worth. does that mean the my money's worth. does that mean we neiiwew— my money's worth. does that mean the delivery driver— my money's worth. does that mean the delivery driver is— my money's worth. does that mean the delivery driver is paid- "(anzac does that mean the delivery driver is paid half as the delivery driver is paid half ne—iei— the delivery driver is paid half ne—iei ine- the delivery driver is paid half as_for the non. as much? yeah for the non non wine— as much? yeah for the non non nine new— as much? yeah for the non non prime they-know. - prime they all know. absolutely. _ prime they all know. absolutely. they're all extraordinarily grateful to me for them viable. i think for making them viable. i think i a prime and for making them viable. i think| i-a prime-and then for making them viable. i think. i-a prime-and then i i was a prime member and then i did i was a prime member and then i iii enneei— i was a prime member and then i iii enneei .— i was a prime member and then i iii enneei . se— i was a prime member and then i did cancel. so i've— i was a prime member and then i did cancel. so i've been through wnni— did cancel. so i've been through wnni-ie— did cancel. so i've been through what-to cancel. - did cancel. so i've been through what-to cancel. but. did cancel. so i've been through what to cancel. what it takes to cancel. but you are aren't you? are sciencey, aren't you? exactly. all to do was exactly. and all i had to do was newne— exactly. and all i had to do was wewine-nenn— exactly. and all i had to do was provide-head of— exactly. and all i had to do was provide head of medusa. yes. provide the head of medusa. yes. iinnngei— provide the head of medusa. yes. iinnnnen ne— provide the head of medusa. yes. managed to make— provide the head of medusa. yes. managed to make hollandaise managed to make a hollandaise sauce without— managed to make a hollandaise sauce without it— managed to make a hollandaise sauce without it splitting all of sauce without it splitting all ei-knew— sauce without it splitting all of-know, simple - sauce without it splitting all of know, simple things. of it. you know, simple things. keniw—inewl really simple things. they wennniw— really simple things. they wennniw-in- really simple things. they probably it being amazon. probably based it being amazon. they've subscription they've based the subscription on haven't on the piranha, haven't they? once his into you, once he gets his teeth into you, he shake it off. he can't shake it off. i actually looked before we came on and see how many clicks it was using the app on the phone. it's slightly hidden under the- it's slightly hidden under the my neeewni— it's slightly hidden under the my account section, but you can nine— my account section, but you can fine i— my account section, but you can nine in nne— my account section, but you can nine in we wen— my account section, but you can find it and you could within keen—i- find it and you could within keen—i eewiii find it and you could within- less_| could have less than a minute, i could have . i— less than a minute, i could have . i nenn— less than a minute, i could have . i i— less than a minute, i could have . i mean, i found— less than a minute, i could have . i mean, i found it— less than a minute, i could have . i mean, i found it though i, i haven't tried to unsubscribe. you subscribe and save you have a subscribe and save opfion you have a subscribe and save option and you option sometimes and you overestimate you're overestimate how often you're going something and it going to want something and it starts in your starts piling up in your cupboard. want i mean. cupboard. do you want i mean. yeah those quite

yeah and those can be quite tncky yeah and those can be quite tricky to navigate if you don't know you're doing. this know what you're doing. so this is harder then i would. yeah. and it automatically- : ’“i:;“ : yeah. and it automatically clicks ineee— and it automatically clicks those .well. _ and it automatically clicks those well. want to buy those as well. i want to buy inie— those as well. i want to buy inie-wnw— those as well. i want to buy inie-wnw-wewl those as well. i want to buyi this-why-you buy this once. why don't you buy even— this once. why don't you buy even-kenn- this once. why don't you buy every-yeah. no,- this once. why don't you buy every yeah. no, this every month? yeah. no, this is nei— every month? yeah. no, this is nei new— every month? yeah. no, this is not how -works. - every month? yeah. no, this is not how works. that's not how buying works. that's igni- — not how buying works. that's new. ven— not how buying works. that's right. you kind— not how buying works. that's right. you kind of- not how buying works. that's right. you kind of go i just want i mean, you get a chewing gum instance. i that as gum for instance. i get that as a delivery. i've just a monthly delivery. i've just about frequently about worked out how frequently i a lot of gum i get. i chew a lot of gum because i don't take sugar in my coffee anymore. i find if i chew gum, can drink unsweetened gum, i can drink unsweetened coffee. approach, coffee. it's a weird approach, but it works. although but you know it works. although it kind of make the gum it does kind of make the gum a bit weirdly soft. so you still have the gum? yeah, exactly. i use it as a sort of minty filter, and it's quite a nice, pleasant, but i it's pleasant, but i know it's slightly weird, anyway. and slightly weird, but anyway. and then order then you like, you order a kettle it goes. you just kettle and it goes. you just want the one kettle maybe subscribe save, you know, subscribe and save, you know, most frequently, two months, once months, your once every two months, even your kettle maybe get a cooker as well. they are so optimistic. the their front the guardian steve, their front page the guards at del page tells us the guards at del monte of monte pineapple farm accused of killings kenya. yeah, this is killings in kenya. yeah, this is about killings in kenya. yeah, this is new neeeie— killings in kenya. yeah, this is about people who— killings in kenya. yeah, this is about people who -to - ll “9; “ yeah, this is about people who to try and about people who raid to try and nick— about people who raid to try and nick sene— about people who raid to try and nick some pineapples. the

eeewiw— nick some pineapples. the- eeewiw—ieen security guards there have been neeween— security guards there have been neeween ei— security guards there have been accused of using— security guards there have been accused of using too much force. i if accused of using too much force. i-ii-wene— accused of using too much force. i-if-were killings. i mean, if there were killings in—newl i mean, if there were killings- in—new nwen in the headline, that's how much fence— in the headline, that's how much ienee ei— in the headline, that's how much force some of the— in the headline, that's how much force some of the guards themselves— force some of the guards- themselves-wounds from themselves have got wounds from wnene— themselves have got wounds from wneie inew-we— themselves have got wounds from where they've attacked where they've been attacked at the where they've been attacked at ine—wweeene. l the i mean, it is gruesome. we— the i mean, it is gruesome. its-inn— the i mean, it is gruesome. it's-it's inescapable.- the i mean, it is gruesome. it's-it's inescapable. hel it's yet it's inescapable. he connected the famous connected to the famous catchphrase from del monte. who knew about jambo. was it- ff jg who knew about jambo. was it okay? eknw. — knew about jambo. was it okay? eknw. wen— knew about jambo. was it okay? okay- wen ine— knew about jambo. was it okay? okay. from the top. man, i've newn— okay. from the top. man, i've nenni ne— okay. from the top. man, i've nenni ne ewe— okay. from the top. man, i've heard he says yes. j; okay. from the top. man, i've heard he says yes. jig; heard he says yes. is del monte is presumably not the kenyan brand, is it? i would always assume that was probably owned by hudgell, a multinational by tony hudgell, a multinational company, probably owned by amazon nothing if amazon prime. yeah. nothing if there's only two companies that own these sort of things, aren't they? is the dutch, are they? is the dutch, what are they? is the dutch, what are they unilever or procter they called? unilever or procter and ? they're the only and gamble? they're the only ones these things. ones who own these things. i know more about it than know you know more about it than i do. libelled them. now i can't help whether it's the help wondering whether it's the maasai the maasai warriors who run the security because the maasai warriors the security of kaa warriors run the security of kaa parks in kenya and tanzania. yeah. and i was at a car park nne— yeah. and i was at a car park we nee— yeah. and i was at a car park and he's wearing— yeah. and i was at a car park and he's wearing the traditional wees. — and he's wearing the traditional wees. nee— and he's wearing the traditional dress. he's responsible. that's his dress. he's responsible. that's nie job-— dress. he's responsible. that's nieien. nee— dress. he's responsible. that's nieien. ne-e nei— dress. he's responsible. that's his job. he's got a— dress. he's responsible. that's his job. he's got a machete in his job. he's got a machete in nie bein— his job. he's got a machete in nie ten, n— his job. he's got a machete in his belt, a rung— his job. he's got a machete in his belt, a rung ,_

his job. he's got a machete in his belt, a rung, which is a traditional— his belt, a rung, which is a traditional ebony made club. and the traditional ebony made club. and we neiiie— traditional ebony made club. and the mobile phone— traditional ebony made club. and the mobile phone ,_ traditional ebony made club. and the mobile phone , do they still the mobile phone, do they still newe— the mobile phone, do they still nnwe ine— the mobile phone, do they still nnwe we sign— the mobile phone, do they still have the sign that says cars ken— have the sign that says cars ieii ni— have the sign that says cars left at owner's— have the sign that says cars left at owner's risk ? “iii?“ left at owner's risk? yeah, i snowin— left at owner's risk? yeah, i should imagine . surely he looks should imagine. surely he looks pretty well protected. so was it. did he get a sense that the nwk— it. did he get a sense that the car park regulation— l did he get a sense that the car park regulation signs were going— car park regulation signs were going ne— car park regulation signs were going ie ne— car park regulation signs were going to be particularly well enieneei— going to be particularly well enieneei kw— going to be particularly well enforced by this— going to be particularly well enforced by this kind of weenie— enforced by this kind of warrior? yeah,- enforced by this kind of warrior? yeah, they are. “wig. warrior? yeah, they are. they cnn-inenn— warrior? yeah, they are. they can -them. they- warrior? yeah, they are. they can them. they use them. can use them. they can use them. yeah prefer that, to yeah i prefer that, to be honest. irecently yeah i prefer that, to be honest. i recently picked up a parking— honest. i recently picked up a parking nine— honest. i recently picked up a parking fine for— i recently picked up a parking fine for overstaying my two parking fine for overstaying my. iwe—ienninnien two hour maximum at toddington eewiee— two hour maximum at toddington eewiee-wneiene— two hour maximum at toddington service -whereas i— two hour maximum at toddington service whereas i went in service cars, whereas i went in to service cars, whereas i went in ie-nn— service cars, whereas i went in ie-nn nnieie— service cars, whereas i went in ie-nn nnieie i- service cars, whereas i went in to-an article i was- to finish an article i was wining— to finish an article i was wniine ee— to finish an article i was wniing ee i— to finish an article i was writing so i wouldn't normally spend— writing so i wouldn't normally spend-in— writing so i wouldn't normally spend-inlservicel spend two hours in a service einiien— spend two hours in a service einiien-ieee- spend two hours in a service station, less painful station, probably less painful inci— station, probably less painful just-by— station, probably less painful iwei-iw n— station, probably less painful iwei-iw n wrong- station, probably less painful just by a wrong club. just to be hit by a wrong club. kenn— just to be hit by a wrong club. kenn i— just to be hit by a wrong club. yeah, i reckon— just to be hit by a wrong club. yeah, i reckon if— just to be hit by a wrong club. yeah, i reckon if there'd been a wnnieiline— yeah, i reckon if there'd been a warrior-the gate,— yeah, i reckon if there'd been a warrior the gate, know, warrior at the gate, you know, i weekn— warrior at the gate, you know, i wewii-weinnw- warrior at the gate, you know, i would probably not been would have probably not been nwiie— would have probably not been wine-ink.— would have probably not been quite lax. anyway, that's it quite so lax. anyway, that's it for quite so lax. anyway, that's it nei-ene— quite so lax. anyway, that's it nei-ene. iein— quite so lax. anyway, that's it for-one. join us- quite so lax. anyway, that's it for-one. join us in- quite so lax. anyway, that's it for one. join us in part for part one. join us in part we.— for part one. join us in part we. we— for part one. join us in part two. we have— for part one. join us in part two. we have mortgage misery, niweniiw— two. we have mortgage misery, niweniiw-nni- diversity, diversions and weenie— diversity, diversions and . weenie—wen diversity, diversions and- trouble_you in trouble teenagers. see you in a couple— trouble teenagers. see you in a couple-minutes—

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part two. we have a safe pair of nnnie— part two. we have a safe pair of nnnne nne— part two. we have a safe pair of nnnne nnn n— part two. we have a safe pair of hands and a half,— we have a safe pair of hands and a half, steve and alan and hands and a half, steve and alan we owe— hands and a half, steve and alan and dave thompson. i'm not going to and dave thompson. i'm not going ie nek— and dave thompson. i'm not going ie nek wen— and dave thompson. i'm not going ie nek wen wnni— and dave thompson. i'm not going to ask you what you— and dave thompson. i'm not going to ask you what you what you've aene— to ask you what you what you've nene ne— to ask you what you what you've nene ie inni— to ask you what you what you've done to that hand.— to ask you what you what you've done to that hand. it looks wngwew—n- done to that hand. it looks. vaguely—a little done to that hand. it looks- vaguely_a little bit vaguely menacing or a little bit like vaguely menacing or a little bit iike-ei— vaguely menacing or a little bit like-of prototype- vaguely menacing or a little bit like of prototype emu or like a kind of prototype emu or eeneininn. — like a kind of prototype emu or something. haven't the something. yeah, haven't got the ieninen— something. yeah, haven't got the feathers -anyway, - something. yeah, haven't got the feathers anyway, we kick something. yeah, haven't got the fea this; anyway, we kick something. yeah, haven't got the fea this evening's.nyway, we kick something. yeah, haven't got the fea this evening's innards, ie kick off this evening's innards, sieve— off this evening's innards, steve-mail- steve with the mail and niiinin-e— steve with the mail and britain's home owners are about to britain's home owners are about ie iewn— britain's home owners are about ie iewn wnw— britain's home owners are about to learn why it's— britain's home owners are about to learn why it's called the ienin — to learn why it's called the nenin grip-— to learn why it's called the death grip. yes— to learn why it's called the death grip. yes - to learn why it's called the death grip. yes 33 jig death grip. yes mortgage, big mortgage meltdown. 1.4 million brits face losing at least a fifth of their disposable income . and i've looked at it and i have a mortgage. and when i look at my disposable income, i don't think i have a fifth. i know how fractions work and i still think that divide by that number you can't divide by five anything left. five and have anything left. i mean, this this is worrying for a lot of people. it's especially going hit the 30 somethings. going to hit the 30 somethings. so least there's a of so at least there's a bit of good me. but don't good news for me. but don't forget, this is kind of what they want. the idea that you've got inflation. got this persistent inflation. so have increase interest so you have to increase interest rates to take money away from us. you're us. this is taking money. you're not this. this is not going to spend this. this is exactly what i all the time

exactly what i say all the time about, not just economics, about, like not just economics, but almost everything in but like almost everything in government gets government policy that gets refracted through the newspapers is they demand in is they demand something in order certain ends. order to achieve certain ends. and it starts achieving and when it starts achieving wen,— and when it starts achieving new new— and when it starts achieving them, they-oh- and when it starts achieving them, they oh my god, it's them, they go, oh my god, it's iike— them, they go, oh my god, it's iike inw— them, they go, oh my god, it's like they wanted _ them, they go, oh my god, it's like they wanted green policies for like they wanted green policies nei—seen- like they wanted green policies ieie—een nel like they wanted green policies. for—soon as they for decades. and as soon as they inweiwee— for decades. and as soon as they introduce—but- introduce them, they go. but inie— introduce them, they go. but inn-en— introduce them, they go. but this on motorists, well , this war on motorists, well, yes,— this war on motorists, well, wee—weiel this war on motorists, well,- weeweie— neking yes, that's what you were asking for. yes, that's what you were asking ien ken— yes, that's what you were asking ien ken knew,— yes, that's what you were asking for. you know, and— yes, that's what you were asking for. you know, and i— yes, that's what you were asking for. you know, and i have to say,— for. you know, and i have to enw i-we— for. you know, and i have to enw i-we keen— for. you know, and i have to say, i've been a— for. you know, and i have to say, i've been a homeowner, you knew,— say, i've been a homeowner, you knew, i-we— say, i've been a homeowner, you knew, he keen— say, i've been a homeowner, you know, i've been extraordinarily awkw— know, i've been extraordinarily kinky-keen— know, i've been extraordinarily lucky. been homeowner for lucky. i've been a homeowner for even—ite- lucky. i've been a homeowner for over—it's providedi over 20 years. and it's provided me— over 20 years. and it's provided me -extraordinarily- me with an extraordinarily ieneiieini— me with an extraordinarily beneficial ,_ me with an extraordinarily beneficial , you know, beneficial, you know, relationship- beneficial, you know, relationship with capital. it's the relationship with capital. it's we win— relationship with capital. it's ine enw ininn— relationship with capital. it's the only thing i— relationship with capital. it's the only thing i own that's made nnenew — the only thing i own that's made nnenew ite— the only thing i own that's made mone-y ii-e ine— the only thing i own that's made money. it's the only investment i-we— money. it's the only investment i've ever made,— money. it's the only investment i've ever made, but it's ceneieiew— i've ever made, but it's completely unearned wealth. it's completely unearned wealth. ii-s n— completely unearned wealth. ii-s n ieinn — completely unearned wealth. ii-s n ieinn ei— completely unearned wealth. it's a form of gambling,- completely unearned wealth. it's a form of gambling, isn't it? yeah it is, essentially. and if you get a big 7 / l and if you get a big mortgage, inen— and if you get a big mortgage, inen wen— and if you get a big mortgage, inen wen inen— and if you get a big mortgage, then you then it— and if you get a big mortgage, then you then it increases the ieweinee—wewl leverage you have over, you knew.— leverage you have over, you knew. se— leverage you have over, you knew. se i-we— leverage you have over, you know. so i've got- leverage you have over, you know. so i've got to take the win— know. so i've got to take the enin wnen— know. so i've got to take the enin wnen ii— know. so i've got to take the pain when it comes. gfii“ pain when it comes. the gamble on value of property in on the value of the property in you whether the rates you gamble on whether the rates are to up or not. are going to go up or not. yeah, exactly. and prices yeah, exactly. and house prices are yeah, exactly. and house prices nee—ei— yeah, exactly. and house prices are—of mortgages. are a reflection of mortgages ine— are a reflection of mortgages ine kenn— are a reflection of mortgages over the long term as well. if nengnne— over the long term as well. if nengnge niec— over the long term as well. if mortgage rates stay high, that win—

mortgage rates stay high, that win-newne— mortgage rates stay high, that will-house prices- mortgage rates stay high, that will house prices down, will bring house prices down, wnien— will bring house prices down, wnen—inne- will bring house prices down, which -thing that. which is another thing that ewewieiw— which is another thing that everybody bellowing everybody has been bellowing for eennee—s- everybody has been bellowing fori some _so although everybody has been bellowing for soseems so although everybody has been bellowing for soseems like so although everybody has been bellowing for soseems like there so although everybody has been bellowing for soseems like there are so although everybody has been bellowing for soseems like there are efforts)ugh it seems like there are efforts aene— it seems like there are efforts nene ne— it seems like there are efforts nene ie keen— it seems like there are efforts done to keep house prices higher ieenwee— done to keep house prices higher because-political- because whichever political party— because whichever political new is— because whichever political party jelpowen- because whichever political party is power, house party is in power, when house prices— party is in power, when house wines-nu— party is in power, when house prices-all that's- party is in power, when house prices all that's going to prices drop, all that's going to be prices drop, all that's going to ie—ii-s- prices drop, all that's going to ie—ii-s thel be a slap for them. it's the onw— be a slap for them. it's the win inni— be a slap for them. it's the only feel good factor there is left in britain, afraid. left in britain, i'm afraid. now run out of north sea now we've run out of north sea oil. now we've run out of north sea eii. ii-e— now we've run out of north sea eii. ii-e ine— now we've run out of north sea oil. it's the only— now we've run out of north sea oil. it's the only thing left to convince ourselves we're still a weeke— convince ourselves we're still a winnie eewninw— convince ourselves we're still a winnie eewniwli- convince ourselves we're still a viable country. i do viable country. but i do remember 2008 when viable country. but i do remember-2008 when had the remember in 2008 when we had the big remember in 2008 when we had the kin-wnen— remember in 2008 when we had the kin-wnen nne— remember in 2008 when we had the big crash and everyone big financial crash and everyone wen,— big financial crash and everyone went—ne- big financial crash and everyone went—ie bel went, well, there's bound to be a went, well, there's bound to be n neweinn— went, well, there's bound to be a housing-here.- went, well, there's bound to be a housing here. there was went, well, there's bound to be a bitising here. there was went, well, there's bound to be a bit ofig here. there was went, well, there's bound to be a bit of a here. there was went, well, there's bound to be a bit of a there here. there was a bit of a there was a definitely— a bit of a there was a definitely a- a bit of a there was a definitely a deflation. there waslcorrection_ definitely a deflation. there was correction or whatever, was a correction or whatever, ew— was a correction or whatever, nei-wne— was a correction or whatever, inn-wne nei.- was a correction or whatever, but-was not. the- was a correction or whatever, but was not. the crash but there was not. the crash neenie— but there was not. the crash people wee— but there was not. the crash people were expecting. and the reason was sterling took the hit ineienn— reason was sterling took the hit instead-loads— reason was sterling took the hit instead-loads of— reason was sterling took the hit instead loads of foreign instead and loads of foreign nenew— instead and loads of foreign. nenew—iennen money flooded into the london property— money flooded into the london weeenw—weniei property market, which created all property market, which created nii—iieeiil all kinds of dysfunction itself on all kinds of dysfunction itself en—i— all kinds of dysfunction itself en—i ne- all kinds of dysfunction itself en—i ne wnni- all kinds of dysfunction itself on_| do want to. on this. i do. i do want to mention, because i love it when people skip over this and say we had 15% in the 90s. yeah, had 15% back in the 90s. yeah, you had 15% interest rate on something times something that was four times your and and for your salary. yeah and so and for new— your salary. yeah and so and for niewlweek— your salary. yeah and so and for aboutlweek as— your salary. yeah and so and for aboutlweek as well,- your salary. yeah and so and for aboutlweek as well, it- . ”g “in?“ and so and for about week as well, it didn't about a week as well, it didn't inci— about a week as well, it didn't inei new— about a week as well, it didn't inei very long— about a week as well, it didn't last very long and— about a week as well, it didn't last very long and it did bring newn— last very long and it did bring newn ine— last very long and it did bring newn ine iew— last very long and it did bring down the tory government. i mean inni— down the tory government. i mean inn-eni— down the tory government. i mean inni-eni-nniei- that was the end of the major gewennneni—

that was the end of the major government wasn't it, in 90. but if government wasn't it, in 90. but ii-ie— government wasn't it, in 90. but ii-ie n— government wasn't it, in 90. but ii-ie n en— government wasn't it, in 90. but if-is a 6% mortgage- government wasn't it, in 90. but if is a 6% mortgage on if this is a 6% mortgage on eeneinine— if this is a 6% mortgage on something that's now like 14 nines— something that's now like 14 nines-enun— something that's now like 14 times-salary, it's- something that's now like 14 times salary, it's going to times your salary, it's going to be times your salary, it's going to ie—weii,- times your salary, it's going toi be _well, nobody be a harder reach. well, nobody enewin— be a harder reach. well, nobody enewii nnwe— be a harder reach. well, nobody should have a— be a harder reach. well, nobody should have a mortgage. i think inw— should have a mortgage. i think wen-ine— should have a mortgage. i think inew-ine nne- should have a mortgage. i think they the same, um, they still have the same, um, nwiiiniien— they still have the same, um, multiplier, don't— they still have the same, um, multiplier, don't they? i don't knew.— multiplier, don't they? i don't knew—e- multiplier, don't they? i don't knew—e orl know. ours was sort of 3 or 4. we— know. ours was sort of 3 or 4. we newnni— know. ours was sort of 3 or 4. we bought houses— know. ours was sort of 3 or 4. we bought houses roughly the we bought houses at roughly the enne-iiin-i— we bought houses at roughly the same-didn't-thatl same time, didn't we? was that right?— same time, didn't we? was that annie-kenn— same time, didn't we? was that right? -yeah.ldon't- same time, didn't we? was that right? yeah. don't think right? yeah. yeah. i don't think you— right? yeah. yeah. i don't think wen-inci— right? yeah. yeah. i don't think wen-inn nei— right? yeah. yeah. i don't think wen-inn nei new- right? yeah. yeah. i don't think you just get how much you mean just get how much inew-we— you mean just get how much knew-we gene— you mean just get how much knew-we gene-in- you mean just get how much they've gone in value. you they've gone up in value. you mean-multiplier- they've gone up in value. you mean multiplier of your mean the multiplier of your eninwe— mean the multiplier of your eninwe inni— mean the multiplier of your salary? that is— mean the multiplier of your salary? that is the biggest nengnge— salary? that is the biggest nennnne-nei. i salary? that is the biggest mortgage-get. value mortgage you can get. the value of mortgage you can get. the value ei—i— mortgage you can get. the value ei—i inink- mortgage you can get. the value ei—i inink wen- of the mortgage. i think you enewin— of the mortgage. i think you should -three- should be about three and a win— should be about three and a half, new— should be about three and a half, four times— should be about three and a half, four times your salary. seneinine— half, four times your salary. something like— half, four times your salary. something like more than that now:— something like more than that. now, is it? yeah. well, i mean, a ago before the a short time ago before the crash, there were 95% mortgages. a short time ago before the crash, i here were 95% mortgages. a short time ago before the crash,i remember. 15% mortgages. a short time ago before the crash,i remember. you mortgages. a short time ago before the crash,i remember. you mortgc'get. yeah, i remember. you could get now— yeah, i remember. you could get new meninges.— yeah, i remember. you could get 110% mortgages. you 110% mortgages. they give you eene—iwei- 110% mortgages. they give you eene—iwei ne- 110% mortgages. they give you eene—iwei ie geil some extra money just to get some furnishings. they some nice furnishings. they used to-accreditation- to have self accreditation as wet.— to have self accreditation as weii. ii— to have self accreditation as weii. ii wen— to have self accreditation as well. if you didn't have any documentation— well. if you didn't have any documentation to you were well. if you didn't have any documecredit n to you were well. if you didn't have any documecredit risk, you were well. if you didn't have any documecredit risk, just were a good credit risk, they just nek— a good credit risk, they just ask-whether— a good credit risk, they just ask whether thought it ask you whether you thought it was-innocent- ask you whether you thought it was innocent time. was a more innocent time. it wne-nnne ine- was a more innocent time. it. was.-have the garden was. dave. we have the garden nnn— was. dave. we have the garden now and.sounds_ was. dave. we have the garden now and sounds labour now and it sounds like labour nnne—inw- now and it sounds like labour nnwe —inew ieel have decided that they too enewii — have decided that they too should—senior. have decided that they too- should_senior cabinet should have some senior cabinet iiinieien— should have some senior cabinet ministers non—white stock. ministers of non—white stock. yes:— ministers of non—white stock. ken. knic— ministers of non—white stock. ken. win is— ministers of non—white stock. yes, this is labour— ministers of non—white stock. yes, this is labour-appointj yes, this is labour will appoint diversity tsar to remove barriers to enter politics. labour appoint a diversity labour will appoint a diversity tsar the hope of encouraging

tsar in the hope of encouraging more women, ethnic minorities and those a working class and those from a working class background to stand for office against all political levels and parties . well, yeah. i mean, i parties. well, yeah. i mean, i think just if they put money into education and educate more people, it's sort of hopefully naturally going to happen. i welcome diversity. i welcome what they're suggesting, although i would draw the line at people with nose rings and facial piercings. yeah, i don't wnni— facial piercings. yeah, i don't wnni ne— facial piercings. yeah, i don't wnni ie see— facial piercings. yeah, i don't want to see face— ”at ji;”if. “gs yeah, i don't want to see face tattoos �*:iit ji;”if. “gs yeah, i don't want to see face tattoos either in we — want to see face tattoos either in we newne— want to see face tattoos either in the house of— want to see face tattoos either in the house of commons. not inci— in the house of commons. not iwei wen— in the house of commons. not iwei wen, you— in the house of commons. not just yet, you know? yeah but i den-i— just yet, you know? yeah but i went knew— just yet, you know? yeah but i went knew .— just yet, you know? yeah but i went knew . i— just yet, you know? yeah but i don't know . i mean, just yet, you know? yeah but i don't know. i mean, i always ieei— don't know. i mean, i always ieei ineee— don't know. i mean, i always feel these like— don't know. i mean, i always feel these like ,_ don't know. i mean, i always feel these like , tokenistic feel these like, tokenistic eiiene— feel these like, tokenistic eiiene, wen— feel these like, tokenistic efforts, you know, i don't know. is efforts, you know, i don't know. in ii— efforts, you know, i don't know. ie in nn— efforts, you know, i don't know. ie in nn nne— efforts, you know, i don't know. is it an age thing?— efforts, you know, i don't know. is it an age thing? when i was wewngen— is it an age thing? when i was wewngenlween— is it an age thing? when i was younger,iused to— is it an age thing? when i was younger, used to be quite in younger, i used to be quite in new— younger, i used to be quite in inwewlinen— younger, i used to be quite in favour-them and- younger, i used to be quite in favour-them and i- younger, i used to be quite in favour them and i used to favour of them and i used to row winn— favour of them and i used to row win-nnn— favour of them and i used to row wiin-nni ne— favour of them and i used to row with-and he would- favour of them and i used to row with and he would say with my dad and he would say inni— with my dad and he would say inni ineee— with my dad and he would say that these things— with my dad and he would say that these things were, you knew,— know, they were they were nniiieini— know, they were they were artificial-they. artificial and that they would iieien— artificial and that they would nieien .— artificial and that they would nieien , wen— artificial and that they would distort , you know, didn't use distort, you know, he didn't use ineee—iwei- distort, you know, he didn't use these—just said,l these words, but he just said, kenn— these words, but he just said, nne—ew- these words, but he just said, ienn—nwlil these words, but he just said,| ienn—nwli nei load of nonsense. but as i get eiien— load of nonsense. but as i get eiien-inink— load of nonsense. but as i get older,-think they- load of nonsense. but as i get older, think they work older, i don't think they work ienniiiw— older, i don't think they work terribly well. _ older, i don't think they work terribly well. i— older, i don't think they work terribly well. i think it's much new...— terribly well. i think it's much neiien—ie- terribly well. i think it's much better, to cultivate better, as you say, to cultivate ine— better, as you say, to cultivate ine peek,— better, as you say, to cultivate ine peek, wen— better, as you say, to cultivate the pool, you know, so that it insi— the pool, you know, so that it iwei nniwniw— the pool, you know, so that it just naturally-the . just naturally produces the nwniiw— just naturally produces the nwniiw-wiii- just naturally produces the quality will that flow quality that will that will flow wewnnie. — quality that will that will flow wewnnne. nui— quality that will that will flow upwards. but that's-

quality that will that will flow upwards. but that's not really worked no. i mean , is worked so far. no. i mean, is that know. but it seems that i don't know. but it seems like i mean, i guess the default hypothesis that i'm hypothesis has to be that i'm not going to say that i'll get sacked. yeah, he got that. but the idea that somehow if there's no barrier to getting into politics, how is it that all of our prime ministers went to oxford, apart from one who went to cambridge? they all go. to cambridge? well, they all go. importantly, they went importantly, they all went to iien. — importantly, they all went to iien. -ine — importantly, they all went to eton. -the place - importantly, they all went to eton. the place where you eton. that's the place where you get eton. that's the place where you nei—inni— eton. that's the place where you nei—inn nne- eton. that's the place where you get—that has the - get taught and that has the like the get taught and that has the like nne-iewei— get taught and that has the like nne-iewei ei— get taught and that has the like the level of expectation the lowest level of expectation of the lowest level of expectation ei innin— the lowest level of expectation ei wnne-ine— the lowest level of expectation of that's-the-kindl of that's like the lowest kind of that's like the lowest kind ei—ieei- of that's like the lowest kind of_test thing. of that's like the lowest kind of_test thing of| of standardised test thing of any— of standardised test thing of nnw eeneei— of standardised test thing of nnw eeneei .— of standardised test thing of any school . it— of standardised test thing of any school . it doesn't care how any school. it doesn't care how nenienie— any school. it doesn't care how nennenie wen— any school. it doesn't care how academic you are— any school. it doesn't care how academic you are at all. eton ine— academic you are at all. eton its new— academic you are at all. eton it's about problem solving and new— it's about problem solving and about independence and self einninn— about independence and self einning nnn— about independence and self starting and all— about independence and self starting and all that, sort of wne— starting and all that, sort of wne newne— starting and all that, sort of who you're related to, isn't it? we— who you're related to, isn't it? its new— who you're related to, isn't it? it's about-money- who you're related to, isn't it? it's about-money is. who you're related to, isn't it? i it's about-money is . it's about where the money is. napoleon bonaparte was came from wine— napoleon bonaparte was came from twine-beginnings— napoleon bonaparte was came from quite beginnings, didn't he? quite low beginnings, didn't he? oh quite low beginnings, didn't he? enn-ne— quite low beginnings, didn't he? en-ne iii. — quite low beginnings, didn't he? oh-he did. well.- quite low beginnings, didn't he? oh he did. wis; wis; oh yeah he did. well. well he found a crown in gutter. found a crown in a gutter. you can't all us do that. can't all expect us to do that. what what i want to know is how it come to pass, though, it has come to pass, though, that the party clearly have that the tory party clearly have much more diversity on its frontbench i frontbench now. well, i say diversity diversity, diversity in ethnic diversity, certainly ability

certainly possibly not. ability diversity. there's a very ability diverse frontbench. on the labour side, say . the labour side, i would say. but well mean everyone's got but well i mean everyone's got an but well i mean everyone's got nn ne— but well i mean everyone's got nn ie winn— but well i mean everyone's got an axe to grind in— but well i mean everyone's got an axe to grind in this one. and i an axe to grind in this one. and i renn— an axe to grind in this one. and i rent in— an axe to grind in this one. and i rent in ine— an axe to grind in this one. and i read in the story— an axe to grind in this one. and i read in the story every time it i read in the story every time ii-einee— i read in the story every time ii-einee i— i read in the story every time it class, i thought, yeah, it said class, i thought, yeah, neiwniiw— it said class, i thought, yeah, actually probably more be actually probably more should be aene— done to mix up the class pot. ew— done to mix up the class pot. new i— done to mix up the class pot. new i weekn— done to mix up the class pot. but i would say— done to mix up the class pot. but i would say that wouldn't i? necnwe— but i would say that wouldn't i? necnwse-cnn-n— but i would say that wouldn't i? because-can't talk— but i would say that wouldn't i? because-can't talk about- because you can't talk about class all that's the class now. it's all that's the class now. it's all that's the class into because it class fallen into it because it it's everything. but it's all about everything. but that's the neo—marxism for you. steve times next. ever mounting evidence that lockdown was a disastrous decision that threw young people under more buses than brexit. the comedy gold ienie— than brexit. the comedy gold ienie ei— than brexit. the comedy gold topic of self—harm _ sis“ sick g the comedy gold topic of self—harm and eating iieeniene— topic of self—harm and eating nieenien .— topic of self—harm and eating disorders. thank— topic of self—harm and eating disorders. thank you. yeah, we've seen self—harm and eating nieeniene— we've seen self—harm and eating nieenien in— we've seen self—harm and eating disorders in teenage girls saw a since— disorders in teenage girls saw a cowe— disorders in teenage girls saw a since covm the— disorders in teenage girls saw a since covid the interesting inne— since covid the interesting nine in— since covid the interesting ininn in ine— since covid the interesting thing in the article they've got an thing in the article they've got nn expen— thing in the article they've got nn ekeen saying— thing in the article they've got an expert saying that the reason inene-e— an expert saying that the reason inene-e n— an expert saying that the reason there's a difference the wealthier— there's a difference the wealthier teenagers more likely to wealthier teenagers more likely ie nnne— wealthier teenagers more likely ie nnwe nn— wealthier teenagers more likely to have an eating— wealthier teenagers more likely to have an eating disorder from a to have an eating disorder from n neenen— to have an eating disorder from a poorer background, more likely to a poorer background, more likely ie ne— a poorer background, more likely ie we sein— a poorer background, more likely to do self harm— a poorer background, more likely to do self harm .— a poorer background, more likely to do self harm . the expert says to do self harm. the expert says it to do self harm. the expert says in newn— to do self harm. the expert says in eewii ne— to do self harm. the expert says it could be.do_ to do self harm. the expert says it could beldo with- it could be to do with a eieinnee— it could be to do with a distance, difference the distance, a difference in the availability— distance, a difference in the availability testing availability of testing and new.— availability of testing and help. interesting help. it's not interesting enewnn— help. it's not interesting enewnn .— help. it's not interesting enewgn . i— help. it's not interesting enough . i think would be more enough. i think it would be more inieneeiinn—

enough. i think it would be more inieneeiinnlwe— enough. i think it would be more interesting we could really interesting if we could really nnke— interesting if we could really nnke-ineew- interesting if we could really- make-theory-how make up some theory about how penn— make up some theory about how keen—nnke- make up some theory about how neen—niie ie| make up some theory about howl neen—niie ie we posh people should be able to do ineee— posh people should be able to do ineeeininne. — posh people should be able to do these things. they— posh people should be able to do these things. “ng : cit» these things. they should do a proper analysis proper regression analysis before they into the before they make it into the papers, they, to papers, shouldn't they, to establish are the establish what are the independent . it seems independent variables. it seems like work independent variables. it seems like -work -they're - like more work than they're wining— like more work than they're wiiiine ne— like more work than they're willing to do— like more work than they're willing to do to— like more work than they're willing to do to pad out this. ew— willing to do to pad out this. new inw— willing to do to pad out this. new new sein— willing to do to pad out this. but they said it's— willing to do to pad out this. but they said it's a staggering. rise. _unhealthy rise. they also blame unhealthy eeeini—keel social media influencers. yes, ieenwee— social media influencers. yes,. because—headline because this story, the headline ieiiniiew— because this story, the headline ieiiniiew-wn- because this story, the headline definitely-up to- because this story, the headline definitely up to just definitely sets you up to just binne— definitely sets you up to just blame _there's. definitely sets you up to just. blame—there's i'm blame covid. yeah, there's i'm sure-a role. there's- blame covid. yeah, there's i'm sure a role. there's so sure it plays a role. there's so new— sure it plays a role. there's so nwen-nene-e- sure it plays a role. there's so much - here's an - much in it. and here's an inieneeiine— much in it. and here's an interesting point . we didn't see interesting point. we didn't see an increase in— interesting point. we didn't see an increase in men, even though inene-e— an increase in men, even though inene-e-nwnien- an increase in men, even though there's number than there's a higher number than we've previously— there's a higher number than we've previously there we've previously had, there wnn— we've previously had, there wasn't—during. we've previously had, there. wasn't—during this wasn't an increase during this nine— wasn't an increase during this nine-newne- wasn't an increase during this time-young nenl time period of young men neeening— time period of young men. reporting-problems. reporting the same problems. they— reporting the same problems. inew-innewgn— reporting the same problems. they through the same they went through the same ieekiewn. — lockdown. so there's clearly more-unpicked- lockdown. so there's clearly more-unpicked i more to be unpicked here. i were— more to be unpicked here. i mean, there-something. more to be unpicked here. i mean, there something don't mean, there is something i don't know feel this, know how you feel about this, dave, but there is something in the the moment, isn't the air at the moment, isn't there? know whether there? and i don't know whether these and fall these things just rise and fall like a kind of tide or something, something something, but there's something around experiencing around teenagers experiencing a lot depression, lot of anxiety, depression, confusion, identity crisis. obviously stuff obviously the gender stuff is a part of it. i mean , your part of it. i mean, your observations, i think i think it must be horrible being a

teenager at the moment. i mean, it looks like the world's- d i mean, it looks like the world's going to it looks like the world's going ie enn— it looks like the world's going ie enn en— it looks like the world's going to end or our— it looks like the world's going to end or our lives are going to enn— to end or our lives are going to end nnwwnw. — to end or our lives are going to end nnwwnw. new— to end or our lives are going to end anyway. /i:; t“ g to end or our lives are going to end anyway. /i:; ts“ g end anyway. you can't help wondering, can you, whether greta problem greta isn't part of the problem in this respect? because do in this respect? because i do feel mean, somebody feel that i mean, somebody posted a thing from five posted today a thing from five years where said, unless years ago where she said, unless we using fossil fuels over we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years, stop, not cut, stop the world is over. cut, but stop the world is over. it's going end . and somebody it's going to end. and somebody was it today going, well was posted it today going, well , i mean, , we're still here. but i mean, that stuff sticks in the third. you know i mean? but then you know what i mean? but then the blokes would— you know what i mean? but then the blokes would-been- the blokes would have been iieienine— the blokes would have been iieieninn ne— the blokes would have been listening to that as well. and inie—ieiie- listening to that as well. and this—tells you- this information tells you eeneining— this information tells you- something-happening. this information tells you- sometboys-happening. this information tells you somet s“i: happening. this information tells you somei g xsippening. this information tells you somei g ipptd well, boys and girls go through different stages puberty and different stages of puberty and adolescence. a son and adolescence. i have a son and a and a daughter they're called, aren't they? yeah, son and a girl. i think that's not quite. doesn't matter. i mean by no doesn't matter. and i mean by no means am i saying the boy is like fine the girl is bats, like fine and the girl is bats, but have kinds of but they have different kinds of anxieties they at anxieties and they occur at different times and so on. i think think puberty through think i think puberty through adolescence really adolescence for girls is really like a treacherous terrain, you know? well, most people seem to have, you know, now they've got

autism and adhd and all these things. you autism and adhd and all these things . you know, autism and adhd and all these things. you know, i mean, it seems more people- “gs you know, i mean, it seems more people have got eeneininn— seems more people have got something like— seems more people have got something like that than don't nnke— something like that than don't have—aren'tl have something. they aren't being pathologized being constantly pathologized. i absolutely agree you. absolutely agree with you. and i don't it's any good for don't think it's any good for them all. think stretch them at all. i think a stretch in army would probably in the army would probably sort them would. them out. yeah, probably would. actually. another little interesting _ actually. another little. interesting _this interesting thing from this one is interesting thing from this one ie-en— interesting thing from this one ie-en inie— interesting thing from this one is-on this show- interesting thing from this one is on this show often is that on this show often wen-ii— is that on this show often you'll commentator say you'll get a commentator say ence— you'll get a commentator say sinew—- you'll get a commentator say eineein— neeniel since the increase in people ieeinning— since the increase in people- ieeinning—wewne declaring themselves trans young nine— declaring themselves trans young nine w-wee— declaring themselves trans young nine een— declaring themselves trans young girls we've seen drop in girls we've seen a drop in eniinn— girls we've seen a drop in eating disorders. well we went— eating disorders. well we haven't bringing eating disorders. well we- haven't-bringing up haven't it's worth bringing up ngnin— haven't it's worth bringing up again—morel haven't it's worth bringing up| nninnnne—e en again anyway there's more on inn— again anyway there's more on inn-inw— again anyway there's more on inie-iwi ine- again anyway there's more on this but the statistical this shortly but the statistical enennninnne— this shortly but the statistical shenanigans-in- this shortly but the statistical shenanigans in the meantime shenanigans but in the meantime nieiennw— shenanigans but in the meantime nieiennw newe— shenanigans but in the meantime diplomacy news in— shenanigans but in the meantime diplomacy news in the times dave and diplomacy news in the times dave nne iii— diplomacy news in the times dave wt in ne— diplomacy news in the times dave and i'll be honest,— diplomacy news in the times dave and i'll be honest, when i look at and i'll be honest, when i look w joe— and i'll be honest, when i look ni iee niien— and i'll be honest, when i look at joe biden, i— and i'll be honest, when i look at joe biden, i think more nieieneewe— at joe biden, i think more diplodocus diplomacy. at joe biden, i think more- diplodocus-diplomacy. but diplodocus than diplomacy. but wnne-e— diplodocus than diplomacy. but wines—wen- diplodocus than diplomacy. buti what's—well two what's what's he done? well two old men. well, this is joe biden inneniene— old men. well, this is joe biden inneniene we— old men. well, this is joe biden threatens us china— cu: well, this is joe biden threatens us china detente by eniiing— threatens us china detente by eniiine zi— threatens us china detente by calling zi jinping is that how to calling zi jinping is that how ie wenewnee— calling zi jinping is that how to pronounce it? g“ “g to pronounce it? shishin jinping ping to pronounce it? shishin jinping ping yeah it depends on which which region of china you're from. yes, that's right. a nieinien. — yes, that's right. a dictator. president biden said ineeineni— dictator. president biden said ineeineni z— dictator. president biden said president z was— dictator. president biden said president z was very upset when the president z was very upset when ine us— president z was very upset when we us enei— president z was very upset when the us shot down— president z was very upset when the us shot down a spy balloon in ieiwwnnw— the us shot down a spy balloon in february. well—

the us shot down a spy balloon in february. well well, i can't new— in february. well well, i can't help wondering— in february. well well, i can't help wondering whether there was a help wondering whether there was n iiiiie — help wondering whether there was n iiiiie inke— help wondering whether there was a little fake richard branson ninete— a little fake richard branson plastic richard— a little fake richard branson plastic richard branson . i mean, plastic richard branson. i mean, inw— plastic richard branson. i mean, inew inw— plastic richard branson. i mean, new new ii-e— plastic richard branson. i mean, they they. it's weird, isn't it? neenwee— they they. it's weird, isn't it? because on the— they they. it's weird, isn't it? because on the one hand, they're weeping— because on the one hand, they're stopping information so people in wine— stopping information so people in china don't— stopping information so people in china don't get access to the meme-— in china don't get access to the iniennei. ann— in china don't get access to the internet. and on— in china don't get access to the internet. and on the other hand, inew-ne— internet. and on the other hand, inew-ne gninening— internet. and on the other hand, they're gathering information by eeniinn— they're gathering information by eennine ew— they're gathering information by sending out balloons float sending out balloons to float . wen,— sending out balloons to float over . well, there— sending out balloons to float over . well, there is. i“ over. well, there is. i mean, yew-ne— over. well, there is. i mean, you're right. china is i mean, in some respects, i have previously i think i've said out loud, know, people have said loud, you know, people have said this and russia. this about ukraine and russia. you you would have you now know how you would have reacted to, you know , threat in reacted to, you know, threat in the 1930. you know , if you know the 1930. you know, if you know now. but i've been saying that about china for some time. you know, there is clearly the same level of threat. but what we miss they are operating miss is that they are operating on entirely different on an entirely different dimension, tradition . warfare dimension, tradition. warfare has been about traditional has all been about traditional armaments, whereas china is entirely about information and it's of cruelty it's a culture of cruelty anyway, isn't it? i mean , you anyway, isn't it? i mean, you enn-i— anyway, isn't it? i mean, you enn-i ninne— anyway, isn't it? i mean, you can't blame the— g c7 i mean, you can't blame the people, but if you— can't blame the people, but if new ieek— can't blame the people, but if wen ieek inek— can't blame the people, but if you look back chinese you look back at chinese nieienw— you look back at chinese nieienw-ee- you look back at chinese history, so much history, there's so much cnweiw. — history, there's so much cruelty. well,- history, there's so much cruelty. well, it's an enormous neewiniien— cruelty. well, it's an enormous population,-it? - cruelty. well, it's an enormous population, it? ' “i: cruelty. well, it's an enormous population, it? “i: population, isn't it? and so

they— population, isn't it? and so knew-knew.— population, isn't it? and so they know, there they you know, there's there always seems to lead to an extraordinarily kyiv , callous extraordinarily kyiv, callous form of rule death by a thousand cuts and stuff. i mean, this inie— cuts and stuff. i mean, this inie eiew— cuts and stuff. i mean, this this story thinking- ts s“i: i mean, this this story thinking about joe joe this story thinking about joe iee niien-e— this story thinking about joe joe biden's age— this story thinking about joe joe biden's age and his track renewi— joe biden's age and his track eeeni nei— joe biden's age and his track record for saying— joe biden's age and his track record for saying things he newn— record for saying things he eewii nnke— record for saying things he could have been worse. what he enii— could have been worse. what he enin nnn— could have been worse. what he enin wt in— could have been worse. what he said and in terms— could have been worse. what he said and in terms of to how pronounce his— said and in terms of to how pronounce his name. just as an neiie— pronounce his name. just as an neiie-nwe— pronounce his name. just as an neiie-nwe i— pronounce his name. just as an neiie-nwe i nei- pronounce his name. just as an aside, days, i get my aside, these days, i get my nnene— aside, these days, i get my nnene-ine- aside, these days, i get my phone the stories to aside, these days, i get my- phone _the stories to me phone to read the stories to me as phone to read the stories to me ne in— phone to read the stories to me ne i-n wining— phone to read the stories to me as i'm driving in.— phone to read the stories to me as i'm driving in. and they wenewneei— as i'm driving in. and they pronounced his— as i'm driving in. and they pronounced his name as 11 jinping- — pronounced his name as 11 inning. an.— pronounced his name as 11 jinping- ““ jinping. ah, 11 jinping. they could be 1111 ping as as he is the first 11 at least. anyway so i'm torn with this one ieenwee— so i'm torn with this one because on— so i'm torn with this one because on the- so i'm torn with this one because on the one hand, i think we enewin— because on the one hand, i think we enewii iwei— because on the one hand, i think we should just stop— because on the one hand, i think we should just stop doing iweineee— we should just stop doing business with— we should just stop doing business with china , stop business with china, stop encewnginn— business with china, stop encouraging, buying encouraging, stop buying their emin— encouraging, stop buying their eiwn—inen stuff, stop with that, and then nnn— stuff, stop with that, and then nne inen— stuff, stop with that, and then nne inen inw— stuff, stop with that, and then and then they won't be able to do and then they won't be able to we ine— and then they won't be able to we we emin— and then they won't be able to do the stuff. and— and then they won't be able to do the stuff. and then the other inne— do the stuff. and then the other ininn neniw— do the stuff. and then the other thing really mess— do the stuff. and then the other thing really mess with my amazon nine—.— thing really mess with my amazon nime_, ew— prime subscription, but einenwiee— prime subscription, but otherwise integrate, you otherwise just integrate, you knew,— otherwise just integrate, you. knew—eniiwe know, and sort of share culture nnn— know, and sort of share culture nne-inw— know, and sort of share culture nne-ink nne,— know, and sort of share culture nne-ink nne, wen- know, and sort of share culture and try and, you know, get and just try and, you know, get neenie— and just try and, you know, get people ee— and just try and, you know, get people more. they've got i nennennenn i— people more. they've got i remember i-2oi people more. they've got i- remember i-20 years ago remember i remember 20 years ago in-nwi— remember i remember 20 years ago in-nwi newne— remember i remember 20 years ago in-ewn nngwing very— remember i remember 20 years ago in pub arguing very much and in the pub arguing very much and eniinieiie— in the pub arguing very much and optimistic-mode- in the pub arguing very much and optimistic mode that optimistic in that mode that iiienniieing— optimistic in that mode that liberalising trade with china

innneei— liberalising trade with china was banned. i— liberalising trade with china was banned. i must say i'm eneewngen— was banned. i must say i'm eneewnnen kw— was banned. i must say i'm encouraged by the fact that inew-ne—iike l they're getting them like inew-ne— they're getting them like they're making all those islands in-cninn— they're making all those islands in .china-because- they're making all those islands in china because think in the china sea because i think it's in the china sea because i think ire—wing.- it's not a military thing. i inink— it's not a military thing. i think they're— it's not a military thing. i think they're just making like inke— think they're just making like inke enenn— think they're just making like fake cheap maldives and fake cheap maldives kyrees and wet— fake cheap maldives kyrees and wen—ge— fake cheap maldives kyrees and we-ii—ee en- fake cheap maldives kyrees and we'll—go on like- we'll be able to go on like new— we'll be able to go on like enene eneknge— we'll be able to go on like cheap package holidays. gb news we'll be able to go on like chea to»ackage holidays. gb news we'll be able to go on like chea to rounde holidays. gb news we'll be able to go on like chea to round upolidays. gb news we'll be able to go on like chea to round up thisiys. gb news we'll be able to go on like chea to round up this section,iews now to round up this section, sieve,— now to round up this section, sieve, inie— now to round up this section, steve, this should be right up new— steve, this should be right up yew—inne- steve, this should be right upi yew—inie wew your garden path and into your tween— your garden path and into youri garden—imagine. garden shed, i would imagine. is garden shed, i would imagine. ie in wet,— garden shed, i would imagine. is it? well, i'm— garden shed, i would imagine. is it? well, i'm not— garden shed, i would imagine. 7 well, i'm not a gamer. i is it? well, i'm not a gamer. i do is it? well, i'm not a gamer. i ie-eennwene— is it? well, i'm not a gamer. i do-computers, but- is it? well, i'm not a gamer. i do-computers, but i,- 7 well, i'm not a gamer. i do computers, but i, you do like computers, but i, you knew,— do like computers, but i, you know, spreadsheet know, give me a spreadsheet ineienei— know, give me a spreadsheet instead,_useful| know, give me a spreadsheeti instead,_useful . instead, which is still useful. inie— instead, which is still useful. inie eiew— instead, which is still useful. inie eiew ie— instead, which is still useful. this story is legend of zelda. zeiin— this story is legend of zelda. zelda computer— this story is legend of zelda. zelda computer game has been ninnee— zelda computer game has been ninnee nei— zelda computer game has been ninnee ien n— zelda computer game has been blamed for a spike in inflation. inie— blamed for a spike in inflation. inie weneien— blamed for a spike in inflation. this version of— blamed for a spike in inflation. this version of the— blamed for a spike in inflation. this version of the game is eniien— this version of the game is called tears— this version of the game is called tears of— this version of the game is called tears of the kingdom. so inni— called tears of the kingdom. so we nine— called tears of the kingdom. so that hits hard.— called tears of the kingdom. so that hits hard. fastest selling winienne— that hits hard. fastest selling nintendo game— that hits hard. fastest selling nintendo game ever , the guinness nintendo game ever, the guinness neek— nintendo game ever, the guinness neek ei— nintendo game ever, the guinness book of records,— nintendo game ever, the guinness book of records, number one. and so book of records, number one. and ee nene-e ine— book of records, number one. and so here's the problem that maybe it's so here's the problem that maybe ire-.— so here's the problem that maybe ii-e- ann— so here's the problem that maybe ii-e- ann inie— so here's the problem that maybe it's-. and this this- so here's the problem that maybe it's . and this this expert it's true. and this this expert ewe— it's true. and this this expert ewe inni— it's true. and this this expert ewe inni wi— it's true. and this this expert says that all of— it's true. and this this expert says that all of recreation and wine— says that all of recreation and culture added— says that all of recreation and culture added about 0.06% to core inflation.— culture added about 0.06% to core inflation. but i mean i eweeeee— core inflation. but i mean i eweeeee we— core inflation. but i mean i suppose we didn't have this in the suppose we didn't have this in we ene— suppose we didn't have this in we we we. — suppose we didn't have this in the 80s. no. know— suppose we didn't have this in the 80s. no. know horace goes ekiine— the 80s. no. know horace goes ekiine en— the 80s. no. know horace goes ekiine en ine— the 80s. no. know horace goes ekiine en ine z— the 80s. no. know horace goes skiing on the z x— the 80s. no. know horace goes skiing on the z x spectrum. did not skiing on the z x spectrum. did nei wnen— skiing on the z x spectrum. did not affect gdp— skiing on the z x spectrum. did not affect gdp but— skiing on the z x spectrum. did not affect gdp but i remember i did not affect gdp but i remember i iii n— not affect gdp but i remember i iii n enew— not affect gdp but i remember i iii n enew n— not affect gdp but i remember i did a show a few— not affect gdp but i remember i did a show a few years ago about the did a show a few years ago about we cwinneee— did a show a few years ago about the guinness book— did a show a few years ago about the guinness book of records or

partly— the guinness book of records or ennw-eennwine- the guinness book of records or partly comparing my partly about it, comparing my inne— partly about it, comparing my 1973 edition— partly about it, comparing my 1973 edition son's 2017 1973 edition with my son's 2017 eniiien— 1973 edition with my son's 2017 eniiien-nw— 1973 edition with my son's 2017 edition - my version - 1973 edition with my son's 2017 edition my version had like edition and my version had like wen— edition and my version had like massive, you know— edition and my version had like massive, you know , open cast massive, you know, open cast mining— massive, you know, open cast mining statistics— massive, you know, open cast mining statistics and this sort of mining statistics and this sort ei wine.— mining statistics and this sort ei inine. — mining statistics and this sort en inine. ann— mining statistics and this sort of thing. and it— mining statistics and this sort of thing. ' 2 g mining statistics and this sort of thing. ' 2 e of thing. and it was just full of thing. and it was just full of who was completed. legend of zelda ocarina of time in the shortest timespan. it is a world breaking game, right? it has. it's like an absolutely iconic i've never played it. no, i even recognise it if i've not played it either. it's a double whammy, i it either. it's a double whammy, i eweeeee— it either. it's a double whammy, i suppose, because— c it; it's a double whammy, i suppose, because people buying it i suppose, because people buying in win— i suppose, because people buying in wiii ewe— i suppose, because people buying in wiii wine we— i suppose, because people buying it will give us a— i suppose, because people buying it will give us a spike in in iniiwien— it will give us a spike in in inflation and— it will give us a spike in in inflation and then people going neme— home and playing it when they enewii—inen- should be working from home. nneniennneic.— should be working from home. problematic, that— should be working from home. problematic, that-for- should be working from home. problematic, that-for part. problematic, that is it for part two. join us in part three for amazon shenanigans. again, confessional and schaefer confessional sins and schaefer in the papers. we'll see in

through until 7:00 this evening. gb through until 7:00 this evening. we wewe— through until 7:00 this evening. we wewe ie— through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the— through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's. through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's . channel gb news is the people's. channel ann— gb news is the people's. channel ann eeie— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back to headliners. so and welcome back to headliners. se owe— and welcome back to headliners. se owe .— and welcome back to headliners. se owe . enn— and welcome back to headliners. so dave , part three,— and welcome back to headliners. so dave , part three, we'll- and welcome back to headliners. so dave, part three, we'll kick off with the mirror and an alarming story about what sounds like a deluded, paranoid schizophrenic being given free rein on a highly esteemed national broadcasting network to spout dangerous conspiracy theories utterly untethered from reality. mhm. yes well, gb news cowe— reality. mhm. yes well, gb news covin inwn— reality. mhm. yes well, gb news covid inaya speaks— ”cs; can jigs well, gb news covid inaya speaks sparks ofcom eienn— covid inaya speaks sparks ofcom eienn winn— covid inaya speaks sparks ofcom storm with furious— covid inaya speaks sparks ofcom storm with furious viewers incine— storm with furious viewers nneine ie — storm with furious viewers racing to complain. gb news nenniinene— racing to complain. gb news headliners have— racing to complain. gb news headliners have been hit with yet headliners have been hit with wen nneinen— headliners have been hit with yet another ofcom scandal after nneinen— yet another ofcom scandal after nneinen ene— yet another ofcom scandal after another one. louis— yet another ofcom scandal after another one. louis schaefer made another one. louis schaefer made n einne— another one. louis schaefer made n einne ei— another one. louis schaefer made a string of claims— another one. louis schaefer made a string of claims suggesting coronavirus wasn't a real virus. gb coronavirus wasn't a real virus. en wewe— coronavirus wasn't a real virus. en wewe nne— coronavirus wasn't a real virus. gb news has been— coronavirus wasn't a real virus. gb news has been slapped with 151

gb news has been slapped with isi eieen — gb news has been slapped with 151 ofcom complaints . that's 151 ofcom complaints. that's a eenn— 151 ofcom complaints. that's a eein ii-e— 151 ofcom complaints. that's a storm. it's basically it's like wnene— storm. it's basically it's like wnene neee— storm. it's basically it's like where does freedom of speech end and where does freedom of speech end we eeneenenin— where does freedom of speech end and censorship begin ? yi; where does freedom of speech end and censorship begin ? 41g; and censorship begin? you know, if it and censorship begin? you know, if in wn— and censorship begin? you know, if in up— and censorship begin? you know, if in up ee— and censorship begin? you know, if it was up to me, it would stop short of the rishi sunak i think you should just people, they should give people the respect to make their own decisions and come to their own conclusions and not get protected. it's an interesting one on this. mean, to be one on this. i mean, to be minutely serious about it before i come on to the mirror's own appalling reporting standards on this story. but schaefer obviously is a bit of an outlier, even by the standards of this show. but it is presented clearly by comedians. it's discussing it's comedians discussing things. not merely things. but he is not merely a comedian he like he's comedian. he is like he's a maverick , isn't he? and i think maverick, isn't he? and i think there is there is possibly it might depend if it was the first time seen the show you time you'd seen the show and you didn't understand what the didn't understand quite what the schaefer proposition , you schaefer proposition was, you might was odd, might think he was a bit odd, but what feel? well, but what do you feel? well, there's complaints. sounds there's151 complaints. sounds bad, but don't there's 151 complaints. sounds bad, but don't worry.- a t.i:::ii“ sounds bad, but don't worry. two j t.i:::ii“ sounds bad, but don't worry. two of ineee— bad, but don't worry. two of weee-ne— bad, but don't worry. two of those-me. yeah- bad, but don't worry. two of those me. yeah and i. those were me. yeah and i. neee— those were me. yeah and i.

because you've— those were me. yeah and i. because you've got to keep him in week.— because you've got to keep him in eneek. i— because you've got to keep him in check. i mean,— because you've got to keep him in check. i mean, i'd want to knew— in check. i mean, i'd want to knew wne— in check. i mean, i'd want to knew wne wen— in check. i mean, i'd want to know who won the sweepstake weeni— know who won the sweepstake niew wnen — know who won the sweepstake about when louis— know who won the sweepstake about when louis schaefer would get about when louis schaefer would nei-weenie— about when louis schaefer would get-trouble like— get in trouble like this because,-i- get in trouble like this- because,-i-months ago. because, like i had months ago. in— because, like i had months ago. i-n-nnnneen- because, like i had months ago. i-n-nnnneen ie- because, like i had months ago. i'm managed to get i'm amazed it managed to get inie— i'm amazed it managed to get inie inn.— i'm amazed it managed to get inie inn. ine— i'm amazed it managed to get this far. the me— i'm amazed it managed to get this far. the me and louis argue eniine—nei online in private because he ieeen-i— online in private because he doesn't—viruses. doesn't even think viruses ekiei. — doesn't even think viruses ekiei. we.— doesn't even think viruses ekiei. we. i— doesn't even think viruses exist. no, i have- doesn't even think viruses exist. kit» doesn't even think viruses- exist. no, i have another friend like he's currently like that and he's currently working hard and seriously working very hard and seriously on the flat earth theory as well. i mean, covid sent well. i mean, the covid has sent some off into some people spinning off into outer there's no question outer space. there's no question about on the other hand, about it. but on the other hand, so much weird stuff did go on over those two i think over those two years. i do think i'm saying it's an excuse i'm not saying it's an excuse for not believing in varieties exist, but i do think it is not remotely surprising that some people have started to question more than than might more than than they might normally have otherwise done. it's method in which they it's the method in which they eweeiien— it's the method in which they question, though, if he lots of eeenie— question, though, if he lots of eeeeie-inie— question, though, if he lots of people this strategy. i'll people have this strategy. i'll nek—ii- people have this strategy. i'll nek—ii wewl people have this strategy. i'll. ask—if you can't ask you a question. if you can't ii.— ask you a question. if you can't answer it. therefore, what i eweee— answer it. therefore, what i eweee nnei— answer it. therefore, what i guess must be— answer it. therefore, what i guess must be true. yeah. and nnei-e— guess must be true. yeah. and inni-e-ei— guess must be true. yeah. and that's-of these- guess must be true. yeah. and that's of these work. that's how a lot of these work. iike,— that's how a lot of these work. iike—inni- like, well how comes that nnneenee— like, well how comes that happens? therefore be happens? therefore it must be enem— happens? therefore it must be enew—iikei chem trails or something like inw— chem trails or something like wnn-inink- chem trails or something like that. think there's that. whereas i think there's a lot that. whereas i think there's a ken-penne- that. whereas i think there's a lot-points that- lot of logical points that enewin— lot of logical points that should _thatl lot of logical points that should _that so. should be argued that aren't so. i should be argued that aren't so. i-enewin— should be argued that aren't so. i-enewin nek- should be argued that aren't so. i should ask questions i agree. we should ask questions ,-nne— i agree. we should ask questions ,-nne ie— i agree. we should ask questions ,-has to follow-

i agree. we should ask questions , has to follow through , but that has to follow through winn— , but that has to follow through with-intellectual- , but that has to follow through with intellectual pursuit with proper intellectual pursuit of with proper intellectual pursuit ei-nninen— with proper intellectual pursuit of-rather than - with proper intellectual pursuit of rather than just. of the truth rather than just. i of the truth rather than just. i wewin— of the truth rather than just. i wewin agree— of the truth rather than just. i would agree with— of the truth rather than just. i would agree with you. - of the truth rather than just. i would agree with you. however this amused because i was this bit amused me because i was involved it. i'm going to involved in it. i'm going to find it. it said that lewis schaefer on gb news, the paper review program host simon review program, saw host simon evans and mark dolan's guest, lewis schaefer, make a string of comments about the coronavirus. neither of us were on the show. mark dolan hasn't hosted this show for months. i had hosted it a couple of nights earlier, but he wasn't. i wasn't there then. fake news. do you think i have a case? think that can? case? do you think that i can? who can complain to for a sort who can i complain to for a sort of open go for it if you want the newspapers against the newspapers to turn against you, maybe. anyway, you, then yeah, maybe. anyway, i would generally speaking, we would say generally speaking, we do give reasonably do try and give a reasonably balanced take on the news here. but lewis schaefer is a bit of an outlier times now. dave, good to see roman catholic to see that the roman catholic church with the times church is moving with the times and getting involved in workplace . this is workplace review. this is california,— workplace review. this is california, a _ t ”it; this is california, a restaurant . it california, a restaurant. it ween— california, a restaurant. it ween n— california, a restaurant. it used a fake— california, a restaurant. it used a fake priest, two extract eneieweee— used a fake priest, two extract eneieweee eni— used a fake priest, two extract employees obe confessions. the

owners of a mexican restaurant in cniiiennin— owners of a mexican restaurant in california have— owners of a mexican restaurant in california have been ordered to pay— in california have been ordered ie ew weenne— in california have been ordered to pay $140,000 in back wages nnn— to pay $140,000 in back wages nne innneee— to pay $140,000 in back wages and damages after using a fake wieei— and damages after using a fake wieei ie— and damages after using a fake priest to trick— and damages after using a fake priest to trick staff into cenieeeine— priest to trick staff into confessing their workplace sins. i confessing their workplace sins. i iike— confessing their workplace sins. i iike ene— confessing their workplace sins. i like the idea— confessing their workplace sins. i like the idea of— confessing their workplace sins. i like the idea of a— confessing their workplace sins. i like the idea of a fake- i like the idea of a fake priest. he sounds like he's not even human, like he's a little sort of plastic, like a desktop priest or something . yeah. money priest or something. yeah. money in the slot makes me wonder, did they get a fake rabbi for the jewish employees ? well, i jewish employees? well, i suppose this is mexico. i don't know. i mean, they could. know. i mean, maybe they could. they california . yeah, they felt california. yeah, california. mexican . california. sorry. the mexican. mexican restaurant. mexican restaurant. i'm— mexican restaurant. tinge ts“ i'm treating mexican restaurant. twinge ts“ i'm treating mexican restaurant. i'm treating mexican eenwiwei— restaurant. i'm treating mexican neeiwwei ne— restaurant. i'm treating mexican restaurants as being— restaurant. i'm treating mexican restaurants as being a- i'm treating mexican restaurants as being a bit like eienewwee— restaurants as being a bit like consulates, you— restaurants as being a bit like consulates, you know, actually een— consulates, you know, actually sort—reclaiming - consulates, you know, actually sort reclaiming that sort of. they're reclaiming that iiexiee— sort of. they're reclaiming that once mexico 100— sort of. they're reclaiming that once mexico 100 years ago. right i once mexico 100 years ago. right i iewe— once mexico 100 years ago. right i iewe inie— once mexico 100 years ago. right i love this story.— once mexico 100 years ago. right i love this story. _ once mexico 100 years ago. right i love this story. i— once mexico 100 years ago. right i love this story. i“ i love this story. i mean, how how you fall for it for a how did you fall for it for a second? this has all of the qualities of the plot of an episode bilko . we episode of sergeant bilko. we need to a fake priest to need to get a fake priest to make this happen. that's brilliant. who was it? a brilliant. and who was it? a private detective or was it an weenn— private detective or was it an neiene kenn— private detective or was it an actor? yeah i— private detective or was it an actor? yeah i think they should play— actor? yeah i think they should play a_ actor? yeah i think they should eiw n nick— actor? yeah i think they should eiw n nick en— actor? yeah i think they should play a trick on him. they should get play a trick on him. they should nei n— play a trick on him. they should nei n inke— play a trick on him. they should

get a fake spanish— play a trick on him. they should get a fake spanish inquisition. play a trick on him. they should get never spanish inquisition. play a trick on him. they should get never knowish inquisition. play a trick on him. they should get never know whotquisition. play a trick on him. they should get never know who might on. play a trick on him. they should get never know who might be that you never know who might be that neneen— you never know who might be that neneen in— you never know who might be that person in workplace. e person in this workplace. it's probably— person in this workplace. it's probably-32— person in this workplace. it's probably-32-old- person in this workplace. it's probably 32 old blonde probably that 32 year old blonde that trying to to that keeps trying to get me to see her after work drinks, see her for after work drinks, isn't it seems be isn't it? and it seems to be extraordinarily interested in all you're right. must all my. you're right. that must be tattle . it's very easy to get be tattle. it's very easy to get people to spill the beans in a mexican restaurant. fake i'm so sorry. spill the refried beans. inne— sorry. spill the refried beans. iwne in— sorry. spill the refried beans. iwne in win— sorry. spill the refried beans. tune in, turn on— spill the refried beans. tune in, turn on steve now with the independent. _ tune in, turn on steve now with the independent. e ; the independent. it looks like the independent. it looks like the jefferson aeroplane were right about feeding your head . right about feeding your head. yes, psychedelic drugs can wnieek— yes, psychedelic drugs can wnieek ine— yes, psychedelic drugs can unlock the brain's ability to keen— unlock the brain's ability to learn new skills, which means inni— learn new skills, which means inni inking— learn new skills, which means that taking that— learn new skills, which means that taking that evening class is that taking that evening class ie going— that taking that evening class ie going ie— that taking that evening class ie going ie eei— that taking that evening class is going to get messy. so enew-we— is going to get messy. so they've looked - is going to get messy. so they've looked at it and they've enei— they've looked at it and they've inien ie— they've looked at it and they've inien ie ieek— they've looked at it and they've tried to look at— they've looked at it and they've tried to look at this time newee— tried to look at this time period when— tried to look at this time period when the brain learn period when the brain can learn nenin. —neiwniw- again. they don't actually neniien— again. they don't actually mention neuro— again. they don't actually mention neuro plasticity in inie— mention neuro plasticity in inie ini— mention neuro plasticity in inie iwi i— mention neuro plasticity in this, but i think it must be iinken— this, but i think it must be iinken ie— this, but i think it must be linked to this. _ this, but i think it must be linked to this. the idea that wnen— linked to this. the idea that wnen yew— linked to this. the idea that when your brain— linked to this. the idea that when your brain is young, it can just— when your brain is young, it can we weenie— when your brain is young, it can just absorb information, eeeeeiniw— just absorb information, especially get especially languages. you get eieen— especially languages. you get wnen-ew— especially languages. you get older,-but.you- especially languages. you get older,-but.you do. older, it stops. but if you do eenelineee— older, it stops. but if you do some these drugs, these some of these drugs, these eeweneneiie— some of these drugs, these psychedelic-for- some of these drugs, these psychedelic for quite psychedelic drugs for quite a considerable— psychedelic drugs for quite a considerable amount, it's not iwei— considerable amount, it's not twee-ien— considerable amount, it's not just-for-and- considerable amount, it's not. just-for- and weeks just minutes for days and weeks . ken— just minutes for days and weeks . ken nn— just minutes for days and weeks . you can still— just minutes for days and weeks

. you can still have— just minutes for days and weeks . you can still have afterwards. kenn— . you can still have afterwards. kenn — . you can still have afterwards. yeah because,— . you can still have afterwards. yeah t t t yeah because, because the actual not that i'm an expert of course, but the length of the trip is varies wildly well. trip is varies wildly as well. if mdma, i think is if you do mdma, which i think is mentioned that's mentioned in there, that's usually 4 hours, whereas usually 3 or 4 hours, whereas there i mean if you there are some i mean if you take mescaline that can be, which aldous huxley did which is what aldous huxley did in doors perception, that in the doors of perception, that can before you're can be 48 hours before you're quite again don't quite right. again i don't know whether well, think whether these are well, i think we the context we also should add the context that done on mice. that this was done on mice. right. and the mice learn with nnnnn— right. and the mice learn with human brains,— right. and the mice learn with human brains, though, right. winn— human brains, though, right. win—eneie- human brains, though, right. with—their humanl with attached to their human lungs the albino mice, they lungs in the albino mice, they did have the quality of human lungs. and none of these mice ienn— lungs. and none of these mice iennn ie— lungs. and none of these mice iennn ie enenk— lungs. and none of these mice learn to speak a— “gs and none of these mice learn to speak a language. no. so learn to speak a language. no. se enne-e— learn to speak a language. no. so that's worth _ learn to speak a language. no. so that's worth bearing mind. so that's worth bearing in mind. it so that's worth bearing in mind. ielinieneeeine— it is interesting because i don't neuro don't know what neuro neuroplasticity obviously is a sort of metaphor. it doesn't literally mean it becomes literally mean that it becomes sort pliable. i sort of more pliable. no, i think is supposed to think vascularity is supposed to be an important part of it. right how open the blood channels are in the brain. and this a significant effect on this has a significant effect on on iq . in this has a significant effect on on iq. in fact, apparently, like the smooth flowing blood the smooth flowing of blood through brain is a is through your brain is a is actually as much a part of, you

know, getting the oxygen . i know, getting the oxygen. i don't depends what what don't know. it depends what what is is opened up. i wish is exactly is opened up. i wish they'd told us this— t 2 ;. i wish they'd told us this earlier, iike— they'd told us this earlier, iike weeni— they'd told us this earlier, like about-ago,. they'd told us this earlier,- like about-ago, because like about 30 years ago, because i like about 30 years ago, because i-newe— like about 30 years ago, because i-hours earlier,— like about 30 years ago, because i-hours earlier, i— i was hours earlier, i felt eniiw— i was hours earlier, i felt eniiwlinkine- i was hours earlier, i felt guilty taking lsd just guilty for taking lsd just ieiene— guilty for taking lsd just before .finals- guilty for taking lsd just before .finals .- guilty for taking lsd just before finals . it's too late before my finals. it's too late to before my finals. it's too late ie iennn — before my finals. it's too late to learn. just— before my finals. it's too late to learn. just before- before my finals. it's too late to learn. just before the exam. yeah. you should have been doing lsd, cramming up there . say, lsd, cramming up there. say, this is a tricky one in the- this is a tricky one in the ieiewnen— this is a tricky one in the telegraph sanctum deus vegans versus vaccine— telegraph sanctum deus vegans versus vaccine mandates. i just een-i— versus vaccine mandates. i just een-i knew— versus vaccine mandates. i just een-i knew wne— versus vaccine mandates. i just don't know who to _ versus vaccine mandates. i just don't know who to back on this kenn— don't know who to back on this one. yeah, well— don't know who to back on this one. yeah, well ,— don't know who to back on this one. yeah, well , i'm- don't know who to back on this one. 4“ don't know who to back on this one. 4 one. yeah, well, i'm with the vegan on this one. okay, go for it . i've read. oh, yeah . it's it. i've read. oh, yeah. it's about eating a vegan diet is not the same as a philosophical belief. a tribunal ruled. no. okay. basically a judge threw out a case where a care home worker who claims that she could be exempt from having covid vaccine because it had been tested on animals. vaccine because it had been tested on animals . and the judge tested on animals. and the judge said the easing of vegan diet did not amount to a philosophical belief and threw it out. now i think that wasn't

she just using it as an excuse to not have to have the vaccine? yeah and that in itself is a enne-e— yeah and that in itself is a more that's a— yis“ and that in itself is a more that's a stronger philosophical belief, one that's enenninei— philosophical belief, one that's enenninei in— philosophical belief, one that's enshrined in the— philosophical belief, one that's enshrined in the nuremberg code, i enshrined in the nuremberg code, i ieiiewe— enshrined in the nuremberg code, i ieiiewe, ien-i— enshrined in the nuremberg code, i believe, isn't it,— enshrined in the nuremberg code, i believe, isn't it, where you enn-i— i believe, isn't it, where you enn-ilieneei— i believe, isn't it, where you can't-forcedldo- i believe, isn't it, where you can't forced do anything can't be forced to do anything of can't be forced to do anything eilneiieni— can't be forced to do anything of medical intervention of a medical intervention neninei— of a medical intervention neninei wenn— of a medical intervention against your will, which is enne-e— against your will, which is- that's-philosophical that's not just a philosophical eeien— belief. that's a well—established belief. that's a— well—established principle. it ieeie— well—established principle. it ieeie wrong— well—established principle. it feels wrong to— well—established principle. it feels wrong to me. i“ 2“ e feels wrong to me. this i don't think people should be forced to take a vaccine. no. even though i take a vaccine. no. even though i wenn— take a vaccine. no. even though i i— take a vaccine. no. even though i mean, i understand,- stt xiii even though i mean, i understand, you know, inning— i mean, i understand, you know, inning-wnne- i mean, i understand, you know, putting-whole kind. i mean, i understand, you know, putting whole kind of putting aside the whole kind of the putting aside the whole kind of ene—eei— putting aside the whole kind of ene—eeilwnenel putting aside the whole kind ofi the—gotlwrong. if the way we they got it wrong. if you— the way we they got it wrong. if wen-in— the way we they got it wrong. if wen-in n— the way we they got it wrong. if wen-in n ewe— the way we they got it wrong. if you-in a care home- the way we they got it wrong. if you in a care home and you work in in a care home and wen—vener- you work in in a care home and you _vector which. you might be a vector which went— you might be a vector which would-elderly,- you might be a vector which would-elderly, i. you might be a vector which. would-elderly, i can would infect the elderly, i can inni— would infect the elderly, i can inni ei— would infect the elderly, i can see that of all— would infect the elderly, i can see that of all the kind of jobs in-nennnne— see that of all the kind of jobs in-nennnne enew- see that of all the kind of jobs in perhaps they might in which perhaps they might have been— in which perhaps they might have eeen—ineiei— in which perhaps they might have been—insist-get. been allowed to insist you get wneeinwen. — been allowed to insist you get vaccinated. - know, - vaccinated. i don't know, newee— vaccinated. i don't know,. because-probably vaccinated. i don't know,- because-probably other because there are probably other vaccines. you have to take ieiene— vaccines. you have to take ienne-eei- vaccines. you have to take before - get work l vaccines. you have to take before - get work a vaccines. you have to take before-get work a in before you can get work in a in a before you can get work in a in n—nw— before you can get work in a in n—nni nwinn- before you can get work in a ini a_but having pfizer a care home. but having pfizer admitted that they lied about the vaccine, they said that once you've you can't spread. you've had it, you can't spread. can't that was can't spread it. no, that was a lie. admitted was lie. they've admitted it was a lie. they've admitted it was a lie. it was mistruth. i don't lie. it was a mistruth. i don't knew— lie. it was a mistruth. i don't knew-enew- lie. it was a mistruth. i don't know _they were - know whether they were they nieeiniew— know whether they were they absolutely-it— know whether they were they absolutely it was. jct absolutely knew it was. yeah, i een-i— absolutely knew it was. yeah, i een-i wink— absolutely knew it was. yeah, i don't think they ever said that that they said they do that they said they didn't do specific at specific research looking at transmissibility. specific research looking at

tran don'tibility. specific research looking at tran don't catch it, can't. you don't catch it, you can't. there certainly some there are certainly some extraordinarily incriminating weee— extraordinarily incriminating video evidence— extraordinarily incriminating video evidence of plenty of eeeeie— video evidence of plenty of eeeeie iike— video evidence of plenty of people like fauci and biden and knnnin— people like fauci and biden and kamala harris— people like fauci and biden and kamala harris and— people like fauci and biden and kamala harris and so on, not knnnin— kamala harris and so on, not knnnin annie— kamala harris and so on, not kamala harris .— kamala harris and so on, not kamala harris . that's i'm going kamala harris. that's i'm going to kamala harris. that's i'm going ie nnenine— kamala harris. that's i'm going ie nnenine nn— kamala harris. that's i'm going to mashing up the— kamala harris. that's i'm going to mashing up the queen and the ipp. to mashing up the queen and the ini- eni— to mashing up the queen and the ini- nni wen— to mashing up the queen and the ipp. but you know— to mashing up the queen and the ipp. but you know a lot of eeeeie— ipp. but you know a lot of eeeeie nin— ipp. but you know a lot of eeeeie nin ew— ipp. but you know a lot of people did say that certainly on air. people did say that certainly on -knew— people did say that certainly on air. _know where- people did say that certainly on air. know where the air. i don't know where the were— air. i don't know where the where-head- air. i don't know where the. where-head himself where the pfizer head himself enin— where the pfizer head himself ewe—wink- where the pfizer head himself said _think therel where the pfizer head himself. said _think there are said that. and i think there are statistics where there's a higher death rate, where there were of vaccine were low rates of vaccine nation, they tell us nation, but they don't tell us that. also, we've moved a bit far that. also, we've moved a bit inn—enew.- that. also, we've moved a bit inn—enew. ineil that. also, we've moved a bit| inn—enew. inei i far away from this story. just i do far away from this story. just i ne-ieine— far away from this story. just i ie-neine n— far away from this story. just i do-being a vegan- far away from this story. just i do being a vegan a do think being a vegan is a philosophical— do think being a vegan is a philosophical belief because nwe— philosophical belief because nwe wen— philosophical belief because nwe wen-ine— philosophical belief because have you the ones who for have you met the ones who for wnen — have you met the ones who for whom philosophical? they whom it is philosophical? they neniien— whom it is philosophical? they neniien ii. — whom it is philosophical? they mention it. well,— whom it is philosophical? they mention it. �*i�*k�*°iiil;; e mention it. well, it's just that can't even be a legal category philosophy. i mean, anything could philosophical belief. could be a philosophical belief. that's is, that's what flat earth is, a philosophical belief. yeah, it's a_philosophicall a philosophical, philosophical eeien— belief. but what does that mean we belief. but what does that mean| we should do about it? it means you— we should do about it? it means wen-ennnee— we should do about it? it means wen-ennnee wenn- we should do about it? it means you change your action, you should change your action, not you should change your action, nei ine— you should change your action, not the world _ you should change your action, not the world should shape iieeii— not the world should shape itself around _ not the world should shape itself around your philosophical ieiieie. — itself around your philosophical beliefs. absolutely.- itself around your philosophical beliefs. ' c�*ieg beliefs. absolutely. but the ancient greeks, the pre—socratics, ancient greeks, the pre—s0keverything or things. everything was fire or everything water. or there's everything was water. or there's german . it's like german idealism. it's like everything is just an idea . german idealism. it's like everything is just an idea. i mean, you know,

mean, these are, you know, they're counter to most people's modes of living, but they are still philosophical beliefs. and this car co—worker never objected to me giving medication that had been tested on animals. no , i bet the tribunal never no, i bet the tribunal never nnne— no, i bet the tribunal never nnwie inni— no, i bet the tribunal never made that point. well that is it for made that point. well that is it ien nnn— made that point. well that is it ien enn nnnee. — made that point. well that is it for part three. iii; made that point. well that is it for part three. 2 for part three. plenty to ponder on there. joining us in a couple of minutes, we will have some sizzler, some japanese gender wars and some portrait pronouns. see in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners, the daily mail. now steve, and i think for the first time, elon musk may have outmanoeuvred me on the right . the words musk may have outmanoeuvred me on the right. the words cis or cis on the right. the words cis or eie nenienei— on the right. the words cis or cis gendered are— iii“ . g“ the words cis or cis gendered are considered einne— cis gendered are considered einne en— cis gendered are considered einne en inie— cis gendered are considered slurs on this platform, says iien— slurs on this platform, says iien iinek— slurs on this platform, says iien iinek .— slurs on this platform, says elon musk . this- slurs on this platform, says elon musk. this and anyone who enem— elon musk. this and anyone who uses them faces— elon musk. this and anyone who uses them faces suspension. this

is uses them faces suspension. this ie eeine— uses them faces suspension. this ie going ie— uses them faces suspension. this ie going ie nnke— uses them faces suspension. this is going to make it— uses them faces suspension. this is going to make it very niiiienii— is going to make it very difficult to— is going to make it very difficult to tweet about first wenn— difficult to tweet about first year chemistry— difficult to tweet about first year chemistry because anyone it's year chemistry because anyone ii-e wi— year chemistry because anyone ii-e nii ninne— year chemistry because anyone it's all right if— year chemistry because anyone it's all right if you've got wenn— it's all right if you've got your functional groups on the eiee— your functional groups on the eiee ei— your functional groups on the same side of that carbon double ienn— same side of that carbon double eenn, ini— same side of that carbon double eenn, inn-we— same side of that carbon double bond, but-are you- same side of that carbon double bond, but are you going to bond, but how are you going to get bond, but how are you going to nei-wenn— bond, but how are you going to nei-were cise— bond, but how are you going to get word cis? does just mean get the word cis? does just mean on get the word cis? does just mean en-eiie,— get the word cis? does just mean en-eiie, in— get the word cis? does just mean on-side, in-same. on the same side, in the same eenee—ine- on the same side, in the same. sense _trans means sense that the word trans means on sense that the word trans means en-einen— sense that the word trans means en-einen eiee— sense that the word trans means on-other side or— sense that the word trans means on other side or crossing on the other side or crossing or eeneenne,— on the other side or crossing or something, doesn't it? so you get something, doesn't it? so you nei—inw- something, doesn't it? so you nei—inen cisi get transatlantic and then cis atlantic, the irish. atlantic, which is the irish. yeah, but, but i do think it is sometimes slur in the sometimes used as a slur in the same way that terf which is short for trans exclusionary , short for trans exclusionary, radical feminist right now that is a term which is i think objectively an accurate description of a lot of feminists. they are radical feminists, which means that they feel that women have been, you know , they are biologically know, they are biologically compromised , as it were, in the compromised, as it were, in the society as it is set up. and just because you identify as a woman, you can't be experiencing the same level of exclusion and yet when you spit it out in a certain way, i mean, let's be honest, lot of slurs honest, a lot of racial slurs start as , you know, start out as, you know, borderline descriptor terms. i mean, i would say no. one using

the mean, i would say no. one using ine wenn— mean, i would say no. one using we were ien— mean, i would say no. one using the word terf to _ mean, i would say no. one using the word terf to someone is nennine— the word terf to someone is nennine ii— the word terf to someone is meaning in in— the word terf to someone is meaning it in a— the word terf to someone is meaning it in a kind way. the word terf to someone is meaning it in a kind way . and meaning it in a kind way. and it's meaning it in a kind way. and we eenninw— meaning it in a kind way. and it's certainly true. _ meaning it in a kind way. and it's certainly true. some people even-enew,— it's certainly true. some people even-story, using- it's certainly true. some people even story, using cis to even in this story, using cis to try even in this story, using cis to in nnn— even in this story, using cis to in we nnnee— even in this story, using cis to try and harass someone. but eneie— try and harass someone. but inene wiii— try and harass someone. but there will be— try and harass someone. but there will be _of- try and harass someone. but there will be of people there will be loads of people neine— there will be loads of people neine-ie— there will be loads of people neine-ie einnw- there will be loads of people using to simply be using cis to simply be descriptive— using cis to simply be descriptive because in their weniwiew— descriptive because in their worldview it— descriptive because in their worldview it means the opposite of worldview it means the opposite ei ii— worldview it means the opposite ei ii inei— worldview it means the opposite of it just means— worldview it means the opposite of it just means not trans. so in inie— of it just means not trans. so in inie enew— of it just means not trans. so in this story someone tweeted ewine— in this story someone tweeted ewwe-ene— in this story someone tweeted saying she doesn't to saying that she doesn't want to be saying that she doesn't want to ie—ani — saying that she doesn't want to ie—ani inen - saying that she doesn't want to be_and then-isl be called cis. and then this is ine— be called cis. and then this is ene-ieenie- be called cis. and then this is the-people-didl the problem. people then did a pie— the problem. people then did a pie en— the problem. people then did a pie en cniiine— the problem. people then did a pile on calling cis, using pile on calling her cis, using it pile on calling her cis, using iiln— pile on calling her cis, using iiln ww— pile on calling her cis, using iiln ww ie— pile on calling her cis, using it.a way to-her- pile on calling her cis, using it a way to her and it as a way to harass her and ine— it as a way to harass her and we nniee— it as a way to harass her and we nniee ei— it as a way to harass her and the rules of the— it as a way to harass her and the rules of the platform that you— the rules of the platform that you-sustained- you can't do sustained harassment.- you can't do sustained harassment. and this is if you ieek— harassment. and this is if you ieek-ieinii- harassment. and this is if you look-detail of- harassment. and this is if you look detail of what he look at more detail of what he ewe— look at more detail of what he ewe eien— look at more detail of what he says, elon musk— look at more detail of what he says, elon musk saying, says, elon musk is saying, you enn-i— says, elon musk is saying, you enn-i ieneiniw— says, elon musk is saying, you can't lengthily harass someone. so can't lengthily harass someone. so we— can't lengthily harass someone. so we win— can't lengthily harass someone. so we wiii eee— can't lengthily harass someone. so we will see that— can't lengthily harass someone. so we will see that as- so we will see that as harassment if they've indicated they hear that. they don't want to hear that. and whereas you can still and yeah, whereas you can still you— and yeah, whereas you can still wen-ieiiniiew— and yeah, whereas you can still you-definitely still- and yeah, whereas you can still you definitely still use the you can definitely still use the wenn— you can definitely still use the word .because _ you can definitely still use the word because someone word cis because someone tweeted ewinn— saying, what if i consider nweeii— saying, what if i consider- nweeii—nweeii myself cis? can i call myself innin— myself cis? can i call myself nnnee iien— myself cis? can i call myself that? elon says,— myself cis? can i call myself that? elon says, you can call wenneeii— that? elon says, you can call yourself whatever you so yourself whatever you want. so winnin— yourself whatever you want. so actually-haven't- yourself whatever you want. so actually haven't been actually the words haven't been innnei. — actually the words haven't been banned. harassing— actually the words haven't been banned. harassing already innnei. — banned. harassing already banned. _which- banned. harassing already. banned. _whichlfair banned. harassing already- banned. _whichlfair. i banned. yeah. which is fair. i ineneni— banned. yeah. which is fair. i ineneni-wne— banned. yeah. which is fair. i thought-was to— banned. yeah. which is fair. i thought-was to do- banned. yeah. which is fair. i thought-was to do with. thought terf was to do with nenee— thought terf was to do with horse racing.— thought terf was to do with horse racing. and cis was to do winn— horse racing. and cis was to do wiin-eieien— horse racing. and cis was to do with-sister. don't- horse racing. and cis was to do with sister. don't have with your sister. don't have inie— with your sister. don't have inielnnnenw. — with your sister. don't have- this. hungary. _debate this in hungary. the big debate winn— this in hungary. the big debate wiin wennen— this in hungary. the big debate with women in—

this in hungary. the big debate with women in hungary is what eneeni— with women in hungary is what eeiewlwe— with women in hungary is what colour. dye their— with women in hungary is what colour dye their hair. yis“ colour to dye their hair. yeah, wen.— colour to dye their hair. yeah, weii. ne— colour to dye their hair. yeah, weii. ne eeen— colour to dye their hair. yeah, well, as soon as— colour to dye their hair. yeah, well, as soon as it— colour to dye their hair. yeah, well, as soon as it turns blue, you'll hearing about you'll start be hearing about since shortly after that, i'm afraid . let's move on to our afraid. let's move on to our next story world economic forum news now. dave and a message has been beamed directly into the cerebral cortex of japan's leaders to elevate their women into politics. yeah, well, japan is into politics. yeah, well, japan ie ieiew— into politics. yeah, well, japan is below saudi _ into politics. yeah, well, japan is below saudi arabia- c ts yeah, well, japan is below saudi arabia in the weeni— is below saudi arabia in the global eeneen— is below saudi arabia in the global gender equality ranking . global gender equality ranking. kenn— global gender equality ranking. kenn innnn— global gender equality ranking. yeah, japan has— global gender equality ranking. yeah, japan has the worst representation— yeah, japan has the worst representation of women in neiiiiee— representation of women in eeiiiiee nnn— representation of women in politics and business of any nwnneei— politics and business of any advanced democracy . and we need advanced democracy. and we need to advanced democracy. and we need ie nnniw— advanced democracy. and we need ie nnnnw weeni— advanced democracy. and we need to humbly accept our country's enneni— to humbly accept our country's current situation. _ to humbly accept our country's current situation. hirokazu iinienne— current situation. hirokazu matsuno, the _ current situation. hirokazu matsuno, the chief cabinet eeneenne,— matsuno, the chief cabinet secretary, said— matsuno, the chief cabinet secretary, said the government, as secretary, said the government, ne n wneie— secretary, said the government, as a whole will— secretary, said the government, as a whole will aggressively push— as a whole will aggressively enen ienwwn— as a whole will aggressively push forward efforts . i push forward efforts. i eeneenniw— push forward efforts. i personally think he's paying lip eewiee— personally think he's paying lip eewiee ie— personally think he's paying lip service to the— personally think he's paying lip service to the west. t service to the west. i suspect he service to the west. i suspect in ie— service to the west. i suspect he is because japan is a very , he is because japan is a very, very strong and traditional culture. they're very strong and traditional culture . they're not really culture. they're not really inieneeiei— culture. they're not really interested in— culture. they're not really interested in us- t;;;. ”c: they're not really interested in us meddling with it. interested in us meddling with in i— interested in us meddling with in i inink— interested in us meddling with in i inink i— interested in us meddling with it. i think i mean,— interested in us meddling with it. i think i mean, people knock neeeie— it. i think i mean, people knock eeeeie, eneiee— it. i think i mean, people knock people, empires and stuff very

innin— people, empires and stuff very nieniw ee— people, empires and stuff very nieniw ini— people, empires and stuff very rightly so, but in— people, empires and stuff very rightly so, but in a way isn't it imperialist— rightly so, but in a way isn't it imperialist for— rightly so, but in a way isn't it imperialist for us to expect eenen— it imperialist for us to expect other countries— it imperialist for us to expect other countries and other eniiwee— other countries and other cultures on— other countries and other cultures on the other side of ine— cultures on the other side of we wenii — cultures on the other side of we wenii ie — cultures on the other side of the world to have our views and our the world to have our views and eweiene— the world to have our views and eweiene e — the world to have our views and our systems ? it's— the world to have our views and our systems ? c t our systems? it's certainly imperialist of the world economic forum to be producing these documents , because we know these documents, because we know very well on channel that very well on this channel that the forum is as the world economic forum is as close ever watchful close to saurons ever watchful eye as exists in the modern world. ido eye as exists in the modern world. i do like to be in this eiew— world. i do like to be in this eiew wnene— world. i do like to be in this story where they— 2 i do like to be in this story where they promise to get eene— story where they promise to get een wennen— story where they promise to get een in— story where they promise to get 30% women in top— story where they promise to get 30% women in top jobs and in part— 30% women in top jobs and in new iennee— 30% women in top jobs and in part because 30%_ 30% women in top jobs and in part because 30% is enough. kenn— part because 30% is enough. kenn ini— part because 30% is enough. yeah, but that— part because 30% is enough. yeah, but that note of like, oh wen,— yeah, but that note of like, oh well, enew-we— yeah, but that note of like, oh well, they've got— yeah, but that note of like, oh well, they've got two major weiiene— well, they've got two major weenne-ni- well, they've got two major problems- at the l well, they've got two major- problems-at the moment problems in japan at the moment ,-wna._ problems in japan at the moment ,-wna. ie— problems in japan at the moment , which is essentially , one of which is essentially a nnnneneni— , one of which is essentially a numerical sort— , one of which is essentially a numerical sort of— , one of which is essentially a numerical sort of what i might enu— numerical sort of what i might enii n— numerical sort of what i might call a cosmetic— numerical sort of what i might call a cosmetic or— numerical sort of what i might call a cosmetic or an a pr neiniei— call a cosmetic or an a pr related problem, which is this ann— related problem, which is this ann ene— related problem, which is this one. and the other- related problem, which is this one. . related problem, which is this one. and the other one is that they've got the most vastly ageing population and the lowest they've got the most vastly ageiof population and the lowest they've got the most vastly ageiof fertilityion and the lowest they've got the most vastly agei of fertility ofi and the lowest they've got the most vastly agei of fertility of anyi the lowest they've got the most vastly agei of fertility of any major)west rate of fertility of any major developed outside developed nation outside of south singapore , which south korea and singapore, which i below and just i think below one and just enormous iq sinks, but do at least suck in huge amounts of immigration bolstertheir immigration to bolster their economy. japan has virtually no no immigration at all. they

don't want foreigners. - gs iii“ they don't want foreigners. so eeeeniiniw — don't want foreigners. so essentially they - don't want foreigners. so essentially they have two choices of what to do with their women. if we can speak about it in extraordinarily brutal in this extraordinarily brutal terms, they can either encourage them they them to have more babies or they can to become can encourage them to become ministers. do both, ministers. they can't do both, although actually says although the story actually says the and the move forward is to try and make it possible to both make it more possible to both have a child and get into politics. so maybe they are inking. — politics. so maybe they are inking. we— politics. so maybe they are trying- it's going- politics. so maybe they are trying. it's going to- politics. so maybe they are trying. it's going to come up with an artificial womb. i suppose is most likely suppose it is most likely to be japan. remember in the japan. i remember a time in the late 1980s i had a mate who worked foreign exchange worked for a foreign exchange desk in japanese bank in desk in a japanese bank in leadenhall street, and i was leadenhall street, and so i was sort of aware of just how inaya incredibly powerful the japanese economy were. i mean, we were afraid that they were going to rule world, they've just rule the world, and they've just gone this weird kind of gone into this weird kind of stasis . now. just seem to stasis. now. they just seem to be very odd mean, be in a very odd i mean, i accept what you say. totally. i agree about them being agree with you about them being entitled to maintain their own culture, but they're sort of i don't know, they almost seem to have just settled into a into a weird i mean, you know, in some regards, probably quite functional, incredibly high trust, zero crime. but they've

got the shinto religion. apparently some i don't got the shinto religion. - apparently some i don't know how true apparently some i don't know how wne inie— apparently some i don't know how wne inie ie— apparently some i don't know how true this is, but— apparently some i don't know how true this is, but a— apparently some i don't know how true this is, but a friend of nine— true this is, but a friend of eein— true this is, but a friend of mine told me— true this is, but a friend of mine told me they don't mine told me that they don't ieiennie— mine told me that they don't tolerate islam.— mine told me that they don't tolerate islam. so you know, and new— tolerate islam. so you know, and enew-weenie.- they don't like people. it's new—en- they don't like people. it's new—en iei they don't like people. it's- wew—en ie very hard to migrate or to move to very hard to migrate or to move we japan— very hard to migrate or to move ie inenn nieee— very hard to migrate or to move to japan unless you have some eneeini— to japan unless you have some eeecini ekiii— to japan unless you have some special skill that— to japan unless you have some special skill that they want. kenn — special skill that they want. i kenn _den-i yeah, they're totally they don't wnne— yeah, they're totally they don't wnni nnk— yeah, they're totally they don't want any muslims in the country . ieeniiw. — want any muslims in the country . ieeniiw. i— want any muslims in the country . totally. i mean,— want any muslims in the country . totally. i mean, i— want any muslims in the country . totally. i mean, i think- want any muslims in the country . totally. i mean, i think we're skirting around it, but i think it fair to say it's it would be fair to say it's extremely racist society. know extremely racist society. i know there stories say if there are stories they say if their teenagers to europe there are stories they say if their teiaiagers to europe there are stories they say if their teia couple to europe there are stories they say if their teia couple years urope and for a couple of years to study or for a gap year or whatever, they go back to whatever, when they go back to japan, are essentially japan, they are essentially sort of deacons they are of deacons laminated. they are d europeans ized. and i'm not ewine— europeans ized. and i'm not ewwe-nnnee- europeans ized. and i'm not saying-agree with. saying this is i agree with inie— saying this is i agree with ene-nnnee- saying this is i agree with this, agree with it, but this, i don't agree with it, but a this, i don't agree with it, but n-ei— this, i don't agree with it, but n-ei nine— this, i don't agree with it, buti a-of mine-into a friend of mine who was into inni— a friend of mine who was into that macrobiotic— a friend of mine who was into that macrobiotic cookery, which is_yan9il is all based on yin and yang, nnn— is all based on yin and yang, nnn-enin— is all based on yin and yang, and-said that— is all based on yin and yang, and-said that the- is all based on yin and yang, and said that the women do and he said that the women do the and he said that the women do ene—enew- and he said that the women do the _they control. the cookery and they control the kw— the cookery and they control the iw necking— the cookery and they control the men by deciding how much yin and how men by deciding how much yin and new nnen— men by deciding how much yin and new nncn wnne— men by deciding how much yin and new nncn wnne ie— men by deciding how much yin and how much yang to put in the food inni— how much yang to put in the food inni enew— how much yang to put in the food inniinew give- — how much yang to put in the food that they give. that— how much yang to put in the food that they give. that makes sense. steve we fly up north now with guardian. further with a guardian. further evidence and thanks evidence that so long and thanks for fish might have for all the fish might have been optimistic. an orca rams optimistic. yeah an orca rams into yacht shetland in into a yacht off shetland in first in northern

first such incident in northern waters it's exhibiting behaviour towards this vessel in the north sea. i in many ways this orca nne— sea. i in many ways this orca nne new— sea. i in many ways this orca nne eene— sea. i in many ways this orca has now done more- i in many ways this orca has now done more to stop small newe— has now done more to stop small ienne innn— has now done more to stop small boats than rishi _ has now done more to stop small boats than rishi has managed ever since . so— boats than rishi has managed ever since . t: gii; boats than rishi has managed ever since . t: gi; ever since. so could we get them into the channel? do you think that's genius ? i hadn't thought that's genius? i hadn't thought of that. so and the guy is this septuagenarian_ and the guy is this septuagenarian fisherman said nwne— septuagenarian fisherman said nwie wen— septuagenarian fisherman said nwieweninei— septuagenarian fisherman said maybe you just wanted to play. kenn. — maybe you just wanted to play. kenn. en— maybe you just wanted to play. kenn. en eee— maybe you just wanted to play. yeah. or ease it— maybe you just wanted to play. yeah. or ease it off. you know, be yeah. or ease it off. you know, ie nwne— yeah. or ease it off. you know, ie ei— yeah. or ease it off. you know, be aware of the— yeah. or ease it off. you know, be aware of the fact that you're a be aware of the fact that you're n nnne, — be aware of the fact that you're a huge, massive— be aware of the fact that you're a huge, massive thing. it didn't innnee— a huge, massive thing. it didn't innnee ii.— a huge, massive thing. it didn't nnnnee inlinei— a huge, massive thing. it didn't damage it. just dented the damage it. he just dented the ninnininn— damage it. he just dented the aluminium incredibly aluminium there. incredibly inieiiieeni— aluminium there. incredibly- intelligent—they. intelligent though aren't they. oncn — intelligent though aren't they. oncn -wnen — intelligent though aren't they. orca _when they - intelligent though aren't they. orca-when they huntl orca and they when they hunt as packs play they will packs they play right they will toy prey and all toy with their prey and all the rest you know, sadistic, rest of it. you know, sadistic, evil , i rest of it. you know, sadistic, evil, i mean intelligent or evil. and they're for evil. and they're coming for us li— evil. and they're coming for us li-inw- evil. and they're coming for us now. .i-they just- now. so i think they just realise that humans are just ruining the planet and they need to they're too to kill us off. they're too small attack ships, so small to attack big ships, so they and pick the they just try and pick off the small there's 2016. small boats. there's only 2016. remember year of the remember the year of the eeieiwiw— remember the year of the| celebrity—there remember the year of the - celebrity—there were celebrity death toll? there were wee— celebrity death toll? there were niee-wnniee— celebrity death toll? there were also _whales were - celebrity death toll? there were also whales were washing also those whales were washing up also those whales were washing upla— also those whales were washing utile-at— also those whales were washing up i a - at lowestoft - also those whales were washing up a at lowestoft or up on a beach at lowestoft or somewhere-that- up on a beach at lowestoft or somewhere that because somewhere like that because enew-we—iwl they've been confused by ieniee. — ferries. i think the orca had inken— ferries. i think the orca had inken-iieni— ferries. i think the orca had taken .fight to - ferries. i think the orca had taken fight to us. i think taken the fight to us. i think enne-e—

taken the fight to us. i think that's-think- taken the fight to us. i think that's-think it's- taken the fight to us. i think that's think it's the that's more i think it's the submarines,— submarines, the military submarines— submarines, the military submarines with submarines that communicate with very submarines that communicate with wen-nnennenw— submarines that communicate with very frequency radio waves very low frequency radio waves or very low frequency radio waves en eeneenne.— very low frequency radio waves en eeneinine. — very low frequency radio waves or something. so— very low frequency radio waves or something. g“ or something. so they might be radioing back to base, saying, you know, we're getting low on coffee, mate . and the whales coffee, mate. and the whales here it as head for the beach and await instructions . over to and await instructions. over to the guardian. now— and await instructions. over to the guardian. now again- s“2 c t over to the guardian. now again dave and is the guardian. now again dave and ie iieneneei— the guardian. now again dave and is dishonest to— the guardian. now again dave and is dishonest to framing a story as is dishonest to framing a story ne i— is dishonest to framing a story ne i inink— is dishonest to framing a story as i think i've— is dishonest to framing a story as i think i've seen since the knee— as i think i've seen since the inei nine— as i think i've seen since the inei iine i— as i think i've seen since the last time i read— as i think i've seen since the last time i read the guardian. kenn— last time i read the guardian. kenn. inie— last time i read the guardian. kenn. inie ie— last time i read the guardian. yeah. this is the— last time i read the guardian. yeah. this is the height one, ninnee— yeah. this is the height one, ninnee kenn— yeah. this is the height one, ninnee kenn — yeah. this is the height one, right? yeah c“ 2 ”iii" 2 right? yeah children raised under uk austerity and austerity are shorter than their european peers. a study finds average height of boys and girls aged five has slipped due to poor diet nhs cuts and nhs cuts. experts say so can i tell you why— experts say so can i tell you wnw inie— experts say so can i tell you wnw inie ie— experts say so can i tell you why this is rubbish framing? i een-i— why this is rubbish framing? i een-i knew— why this is rubbish framing? i don't know if— why this is rubbish framing? i don't know if you've spotted it. if don't know if you've spotted it. ii wen— don't know if you've spotted it. in wen winnin— don't know if you've spotted it. if you actually read the heights of if you actually read the heights ei ine— if you actually read the heights of the children,— if you actually read the heights of the children, they've risen, enew-we— of the children, they've risen, enew-we nei— of the children, they've risen, they've not slipped. they've enew— they've not slipped. they've enew-ennen— they've not slipped. they've they-taller now- they've not slipped. they've they taller now they they are taller now than they wenelieen — they are taller now than they were-1985, but— they are taller now than they were 1985, but the rest of were in 1985, but the rest of ine— were in 1985, but the rest of the-improved- were in 1985, but the rest ofi the-improved more the world has improved more nnickiw— the world has improved more quickly. unsurprising hinckley. so quickly. unsurprising hinckley. se nneieniw— quickly. unsurprising hinckley. se nneieniw ,— quickly. unsurprising hinckley. so austerity , so—called, which so austerity, so—called, which is so austerity, so—called, which ie eneeeeei— so austerity, so—called, which ie eneeeeen ie— so austerity, so—called, which is supposed to have shrunk our

kine— is supposed to have shrunk our kiie nne— is supposed to have shrunk our kiie nne in— is supposed to have shrunk our kids, has in fact— is supposed to have shrunk our kids, has in fact allowed our kine— kids, has in fact allowed our kiie ie— kids, has in fact allowed our kiie ie enew— kids, has in fact allowed our kids to grow taller than they eni— kids to grow taller than they were. but just— kids to grow taller than they were. but just not as much ennen— were. but just not as much iniien ne— were. but just not as much taller as bulgarians. so we're iewen— taller as bulgarians. so we're iewen in— taller as bulgarians. so we're iewen in ine— taller as bulgarians. so we're lower in the table than we used to lower in the table than we used ie inei— lower in the table than we used eeinee-inni- — lower in the table than we used to just-that. mostly- lower in the table than we used to just that. “g to just for that. mostly talking about and about bulgaria, montenegro and lithuania and children. lithuania and their children. i just thought the just thought that that the europeans centimetres to europeans use centimetres to measure their height and we use inches it's not inches. i'm afraid it's not inw— inches. i'm afraid it's not inni. nwe— inches. i'm afraid it's not that. have you— t i'm afraid it's not that. have you got the numbers? i'll that. have you got the numbers? in ien— that. have you got the numbers? in ieii wen— that. have you got the numbers? i'll tell you what— that. have you got the numbers? i'll tell you what the numbers inei— i'll tell you what the numbers inei ee— i'll tell you what the numbers are. just so you— i'll tell you what the numbers are. just so you don't think i'm nnkine— are. just so you don't think i'm makinglup-_ are. just so you don't think i'm making.up..1985,- are. just so you don't think i'm making up. 1985, the making it up. in 1985, the wenne— making it up. in 1985, the weee nee— making it up. in 1985, the average age year old boy average age five year old boy . iii-aen— average age five year old boy was . 111.4cm and— average age five year old boy was. 111.4cm and he's now nnenn.— was. 111.4cm and he's now insen- se— was. 111.4cm and he's now 112.5cm. so he's- was. 111.4cm and he's now 112.5cm. so he's grown by a ceniineine. — 112.5cm. so he's grown by a centimetre. and _ 112.5cm. so he's grown by a centimetre. and yet they're ewine — centimetre. and yet they're ewine nee— centimetre. and yet they're saying he's shrunk due to nneieniw— saying he's shrunk due to nneieniw .— saying he's shrunk due to austerity . despicable. i see it austerity. despicable. i see it as austerity. despicable. i see it ne n eeen— austerity. despicable. i see it ne n good enine— austerity. despicable. i see it as a good thing we have time for:— as a good thing we have time new in— as a good thing we have time for, i'm afraid— as a good thing we have time for, i'm afraid tonight the show is for, i'm afraid tonight the show ie newn— for, i'm afraid tonight the show ie neww — for, i'm afraid tonight the show is nearly over. let's take nneinen— is nearly over. let's take another quick- is nearly over. let's take another quick look at thursday's nnenn— another quick look at thursday's nnenn nnnee— another quick look at thursday's nnenn nnnee .— another quick look at thursday's nnenn nnnee . ine— another quick look at thursday's front pages . the daily mail front pages. the daily mail ieniee— front pages. the daily mail ieniee nwn— front pages. the daily mail tories turn on— front pages. the daily mail tories turn on bank over rates eneie— tories turn on bank over rates cnieie. ine— tories turn on bank over rates crisis. the telegraph nhs lung eeen— crisis. the telegraph nhs lung cancer test for— crisis. the telegraph nhs lung cancer test for every ex—smoker. ine— cancer test for every ex—smoker. ine enwiinn— cancer test for every ex—smoker. the guardian garza— cancer test for every ex—smoker. the guardian garza del monte iinenenie— the guardian garza del monte iineneeie nwn— the guardian garza del monte pineapple farm accused of kiiiinee— pineapple farm accused of kiiiinee in— pineapple farm accused of killings in kenya. financial iinee— killings in kenya. financial iinee nne— killings in kenya. financial times has stubborn inflation

eiee— times has stubborn inflation eiiee eeeen— times has stubborn inflation piles pressure on bank of ineinnn— piles pressure on bank of ineinni ie— piles pressure on bank of england to take tough action. ine— england to take tough action. ine ewe— england to take tough action. the eye mortgage pain deepens as new the eye mortgage pain deepens as nnne— the eye mortgage pain deepens as we iee— the eye mortgage pain deepens as new rate rises spark— the eye mortgage pain deepens as new rate rises spark recession ienne— new rate rises spark recession ienne ine— new rate rises spark recession ienne ine eww— new rate rises spark recession fears the daily star. there last nene— fears the daily star. there last nene ineee— fears the daily star. there last hope those were— fears the daily star. there last hope those were your front nnnee.— hope those were your front nnnee. inni-e— hope those were your front pages. that's all we have time ien— pages. that's all we have time ien. innnk— pages. that's all we have time ien. innnk wen— pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to— pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, sieve— for. thank you to my guests, sieve aiken— for. thank you to my guests, steve allen and— for. thank you to my guests, steve allen and dave thompson. wene— steve allen and dave thompson. we-ne innnk— steve allen and dave thompson. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. wnen— we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. wnen wick— we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. when nick dixon— we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. when nick dixon will be in the eneie— when nick dixon will be in the ennin ieinei— when nick dixon will be in the ennin, ieinen kw— when nick dixon will be in the chair, joined by lewis schaffer . ken-we— chair, joined by lewis schaffer . ken-we eeen— chair, joined by lewis schaffer . you've been-and- chair, joined by lewis schaffer . you've been and paul . you've been warned. and paul cen— . you've been warned. and paul cek .— . you've been warned. and paul cek . ani— . you've been warned. and paul cek . and in— . you've been warned. and paul cox . and if you're— . you've been warned. and paul cox . and if you're watching at 5 cox. and if you're watching at 5 a...— cox. and if you're watching at 5 nn-innei— cox. and if you're watching at 5 nn-innei ien— cox. and if you're watching at 5 am, tuned for breakfast. a.m, stay tuned for breakfast. eenenne,— a.m, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, good— a.m, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, good night .

good longest downhill. , longest day, longest downhill. all the way. except this. is inie— all the way. except this. is inie nei— all the way. except this. is this not the _ all the way. except this. is this not the first day of summer or this not the first day of summer en eeneenne— this not the first day of summer or something like— this not the first day of summer or something like that? no, no, but or something like that? no, no, in ini— or something like that? no, no, in in even— or something like that? no, no, but but even though the days are newne— but but even though the days are eeiiine enewee— but but even though the days are getting shorter, well, i like inni— getting shorter, well, i like inni ineenv. — getting shorter, well, i like that theory. i'll- getting shorter, well, i like that theory. ; giii c