good evening with jp news. the top stories this are the e: " g the top stories this are the russian president— top stories this are the russian president vladimir putin says the organisers— president vladimir putin says the organisers of an attempted military— the organisers of an attempted military coup— the organisers of an attempted miiiiaiy coup ai— the organisers of an attempted military coup at the weekend wiii— military coup at the weekend wiii be— military coup at the weekend will be brought— military coup at the weekend will be brought to justice. the russian— will be brought to justice. the russian leader— will be brought to justice. the russian leader addressed the reieiiion— russian leader addressed the rebellion for— russian leader addressed the rebellion for the— russian leader addressed the rebellion for the first time tonight.— rebellion for the first time tonight. ahead— rebellion for the first time tonight. ahead of a meeting with his secuiiiy— tonight. ahead of a meeting with his security officials . in his his security officials. in his speech,— his security officials. in his speech, putin _ his security officials. in his speech, putin thanked the belarusian_ speech, putin thanked the belarusian president, alexander iukasiienko,— belarusian president, alexander lukashenko, for— belarusian president, alexander lukashenko, for attaining a peaceiui— lukashenko, for attaining a peaceful solution. but the kiemiin— peaceful solution. but the kremlin leader— peaceful solution. but the kremlin leader blamed the west for kremlin leader blamed the west ior tie— kremlin leader blamed the west for the rebellion,— kremlin leader blamed the west for the rebellion, saying it waniei— for the rebellion, saying it wanted russian soldiers to kill each— wanted russian soldiers to kill each mei— wanted russian soldiers to kill each other. that— wanted russian soldiers to kill each other. that comes after the head— each other. that comes after the head oi— each other. that comes after the head of me— each other. that comes after the head of the wagner mercenary group— head of the wagner mercenary group says— head of the wagner mercenary group says he— head of the wagner mercenary group says he didn't want to aveiiiiiaw— group says he didn't want to overthrow putin.— group says he didn't want to overthrow putin. yevgeny iiigaziiia— overthrow putin. yevgeny prigozhin said- overthrow putin. yevgeny prigozhin said earlier that the progress— prigozhin said earlier that the progress or— prigozhin said earlier that the progress of his— prigozhin said earlier that the progress of his troops highlighted- progress of his troops highlighted serious security

proiiorro— highlighted serious security propiorro iri— highlighted serious security problems in the country. but rarin— problems in the country. but iaiirr pairi— problems in the country. but putin said an— problems in the country. but putin said an armed rebellion woaii— putin said an armed rebellion woaii rayo— putin said an armed rebellion would have been— putin said an armed rebellion would have been suppressed. in any case, solidarnost saying iris— any case, solidarnost saying iiio oivii— any case, solidarnost saying this civil solidarity has shown ripar— this civil solidarity has shown that any— this civil solidarity has shown that any blackmail, any attempt to that any blackmail, any attempt io oroaoi— that any blackmail, any attempt to create internal— that any blackmail, any attempt to create internal turmoil is doomed— to create internal turmoil is doomed io— to create internal turmoil is doomed to failure. ”it; doomed to failure. i repeat, we iro— doomed to failure. i repeat, we saw the greatest consolidation of society , executive and of society, executive and legislative power at all levels . a firm, unambiguous position in support of the constitutional order was taken by public organisations. religious denominations, leading political parties, party . well, here the parties, party. well, here the ioroigri— parties, party. well, here the foreign secretary,— well, here the foreign secretary, james ciovoriy— foreign secretary, james ciovoriy ,— foreign secretary, james cleverly , says- foreign secretary, james cleverly , says the rebellion has cleverly, says the rebellion has shown— cleverly, says the rebellion has oiowrr rio— cleverly, says the rebellion has shown the world— cleverly, says the rebellion has shown the world that russia is not shown the world that russia is rioi ao— shown the world that russia is no as sarong— shown the world that russia is not as strong as— shown the world that russia is not as strong as previously iioagiri— not as strong as previously iiroagiri . — not as strong as previously thought . “cg “ not as strong as previously thought . “cg ~ fizziiz; iii" not as strong as previously- thought . rogozhin's rebellion is thought. rogozhin's rebellion is unprecedented challenge to president putin's authority and it is clear that cracks are emerging in the russian support for the war. i of course, hold no candle for prigozhin or his forces. they have committed atrocities in ukraine and

elsewhere , but he has said out elsewhere, but he has said out loud what we have believed since the start of russia's full scale invasion, that this invasion was both unjustified and unprovoked . well a new home office figures it costs nearly £170,000 to send a migrant to rwanda . the a migrant to rwanda. the government says igfipn the government says nearly 37% gtfin the government says nearly 37% of poopio— government says nearly 37% of poopio woaii— government says nearly 37% of people would need to be deterred from— people would need to be deterred from crossing— people would need to be deterred from crossing the— people would need to be deterred from crossing the english ciarroi— from crossing the english channel in— from crossing the english channel in small boats for the iiiogai— channel in small boats for the illegal migration— channel in small boats for the illegal migration bill to break risi— illegal migration bill to break even their assessment also warns ripar— even their assessment also warns that i— even their assessment also warns iiiai ii surrea— even their assessment also warns that if current trends continue wiiiroai— that if current trends continue without reducing _ that if current trends continue without reducing hotel usage , without reducing hotel usage, the without reducing hotel usage, is asyiarr — without reducing hotel usage, the asylum system could cost £32 miiiiorr— the asylum system could cost £32 miiiiori a— the asylum system could cost £32 miiiiori a gay— the asylum system could cost £32 miiiiorr a day py— the asylum system could cost £32 million a day by the end of mo.— million a day by the end of 2026. aria— million a day by the end of 2026. and the— million a day by the end of 2026. and the prince of wales has— 2026. and the prince of wales has launched— 2026. and the prince of wales has launched an— 2026. and the prince of wales has launched an initiative aimed at has launched an initiative aimed a grading— has launched an initiative aimed at ending homelessness as prince iiiiiiarr-s— at ending homelessness as prince iiiiiiarr-s ivo— at ending homelessness as prince william's five year— at ending homelessness as prince william's five year project sausa— william's five year project called homewood's aims to make rough— called homewood's aims to make roagir sioopirrg— called homewood's aims to make roagir sioopirrg a— called homewood's aims to make rough sleeping a thing of the pasi. — rough sleeping a thing of the pasi. irriiiaiiy— rough sleeping a thing of the past. initially focusing on six iooaiioris— past. initially focusing on six locations local— past. initially focusing on six locations local businesses will be locations local businesses will io asked— locations local businesses will is asked io— locations local businesses will be asked to develop action plans

with— be asked to develop action plans wiiii ap— be asked to develop action plans wiiii up io— be asked to develop action plans with up to £500,000 in funding avaiiaiio— with up to £500,000 in funding avaiiaiio ori— with up to £500,000 in funding available on tv— with up to £500,000 in funding available on tv online , an dab+ available on tv online, an dab+ radio— available on tv online, an dab+ raiio arri— available on tv online, an dab+ radio and rio— available on tv online, an dab+ radio and the tune— available on tv online, an dab+ radio and the tune in app. this is .— is. gb news. i hello- is. gb news. i hello andl is. gb news. hello and welcome to headliners , and most mirthful , your first and most mirthful sorry tripped over my words. let's just start the show the most— let's just start the show the most mirthful— let's just start the show the most mirthful look at tuesday's papers— most mirthful look at tuesday's papors wiri— most mirthful look at tuesday's papors wiiir rio— most mirthful look at tuesday's papers with me andrew doyle. ari— papers with me andrew doyle. ari-a— papers with me andrew doyle. and-a comedian- and i've got a comedian panellist consisting of panellist today consisting of leo kearse and louis schaefer . leo kearse and louis schaefer. and for ofcom reasons i have to sirs— and for ofcom reasons i have to sirs ripar— and for ofcom reasons i have to stress that louis— and for ofcom reasons i have to stress that louis is— and for ofcom reasons i have to stress that louis is a comedian, so . so— stress that louis is a comedian, so . so ignora— stress that louis is a comedian, so . so ignore most- stress that louis is a comedian, so . so ignore most of- stress that louis is a comedian, so . i: so. so ignore most of what he says or don't take it seriously. is that fair enough? louis you can take it serious. you can rais— can take it serious. you can take anything that's funny seriously. anything seriously. you can take anything that's funnily you're that's serious. funnily you're in very philosophical mood in a very philosophical mood today made today because you just. you made me am i a comedian or me think, am i a comedian or not? no, i shouldn't ever. i'm a doctor and i just like-

not? no, i shouldn't ever. i'm a doctor and i just like to- :::i7 \:::i 3" g i'm a doctor and i just like to see 7 \:::i 3" g i'm a doctor and i just like to see if arrypoiy-s— doctor and i just like to see if anybody's watching. the earth is flat anybody's watching. the earth is flat ari— anybody's watching. the earth is flat and hollow. there we- anybody's watching. m: there we go. flat and hollow. there we go. very flat and hollow. there we go. very good— flat and hollow. there we go. very good ,— flat and hollow. there we go. very good , louis.— flat and hollow. there we go. very good , louis. now- m: there we go. very good , louis. now you're very good, louis. now you're going— very good, louis. now you're ioirrg my— very good, louis. now you're doing my material for louis. via-ro— doing my material for louis. via-rs roi- — doing my material for louis. we're not. we're— doing my material for louis. we're not. we're going- doing my material for louis. we're not. we're going to go for you. having no ofcom complaints iorrigiri. — you. having no ofcom complaints iorrigiri. nau— you. having no ofcom complaints iorrigiri. -aii po— you. having no ofcom complaints tonight. -all be above- tonight. it'll all be above board. all will good. okay, board. all will be good. okay, so go to on the front so let's go to on the front covers of tuesday day's newspapers. the telegraph are leading with. i could have taken ukraine in a day, says wagner, boss. the financial times has prigogine denies trying to oust putin in his masterclass march on moscow, the i defiant putin vows wagner mutineers will be punished, and the guardian has enemies wanted russia to choke in civil strife, says putin. daily express bank boss don't kill daily express bank boss don't ppg ori— daily express bank boss don't ppg oii iris— daily express bank boss don't kill off the high— daily express bank boss don't kill off the high street. ioiaiiy— kill off the high street. totally different- kill off the high street. totally different story there. and the daily star going back to the russian story. best stay away from open windows. i think they're talking about the potential for that man to be assassinated. those your assassinated. those were your front pages . okay. we're going

front pages. okay. we're going to start the show looking at the cover of tuesday's telegraph. leo, obviously, russia is dominating because we've just had a speech, haven't we, from we had a speech from putin and then i believe the wagner boss, evgeny prigozhin , released an evgeny prigozhin, released an audio note response to the speech and he's claimed he's claimed that his mutiny in which he marched like 800km, almost all the way to moscow. he said it was a masterclass— all the way to moscow. he said it was a masterclass in- f he said it was a masterclass in how to iaarioii— it was a masterclass in how to iaarioii a— it was a masterclass in how to launch a launch,— it was a masterclass in how to launch a launch, an invasion and showeri— launch a launch, an invasion and showed airs— launch a launch, an invasion and showed the kremlin leaders that wagner— showed the kremlin leaders that iiagrror copio— showed the kremlin leaders that wagner could have seized ukraine within— wagner could have seized ukraine wiiiirr a— wagner could have seized ukraine wiiiirr a gay,— wagner could have seized ukraine within a day, which— wagner could have seized ukraine within a day, which i think is a bit within a day, which i think is a iii i— within a day, which i think is a iii i rosary— within a day, which i think is a bit i mean, why— within a day, which i think is a bit i mean, why didn't he then? so bit i mean, why didn't he then? so is— bit i mean, why didn't he then? so is was— bit i mean, why didn't he then? so he was there— bit i mean, why didn't he then? so he was there trying. he still rook— so he was there trying. he still or an— so he was there trying. he still or aii airs— so he was there trying. he still took all the bravado. so he's siiii— took all the bravado. so he's siiii going— took all the bravado. so he's still going after the military leaders. it still going after the military leaders . it took him a year. it leaders. it took him a year. it rook— leaders. it took him a year. it or rim— leaders. it took him a year. it or irirrr a— leaders. it took him a year. it took him a year— leaders. it took him a year. it took him a year and- : it took him a year. it took him a year and 20,000 iroops— took him a year and 20,000 iroops pass— took him a year and 20,000 iroops iasi io— took him a year and 20,000 troops just to seize bakhmut. so i troops just to seize bakhmut. so i ppp..p_ troops just to seize bakhmut. so i think ris— troops just to seize bakhmut. so i think the-actual- i think the biggest actual miiiiary— i think the biggest actual military -the. i think the biggest actual- military -the whole military success in the whole iris— military success in the whole war, the biggest— military success in the whole war, the biggest city, seize was isosiov— war, the biggest city, seize was rostov-which- war, the biggest city, seize was rostov-which is- war, the biggest city, seize was rostov which is actually rostov on don, which is actually in isassia. — rostov on don, which is actually in isassia. so— rostov on don, which is actually in russia. so russia's invasion of urrairs— in russia. so russia's invasion of ukraine hasn't— in russia. so russia's invasion of ukraine hasn't really worked in of ukraine hasn't really worked irr-oi— of ukraine hasn't really worked in -of season. - of ukraine hasn't really worked in-of season. is- of ukraine hasn't really worked in-of season. is it- of ukraine hasn't really worked in of season. in terms of season. is it just a russian thing? it just russian thing? is it just a russian thing? is it just a russian male military leaders, they to quite

they they have to be quite they're the bravado. they're all about the bravado. yes. putin's the same, isn't he? it's like the sopranos. it's- it's like the sopranos. it's amazing. — it's like the sopranos. it's amazing. sai— it's like the sopranos. it's amazing. but i— it's like the sopranos. it's amazing. but i think wagner from the amazing. but i think wagner from is x— amazing. but i think wagner from is x rasior— amazing. but i think wagner from the x factor would— amazing. but i think wagner from the x factor would have more the x factor would have had more sirarrss— the x factor would have had more spams—roas- chance of taking kyiv louis. wrai— chance of taking kyiv louis. visas-impr- chance of taking kyiv louis. what think about this? what do you think about this? issaass. i— what do you think about this? because, i mean,— what do you think about this? because, i mean, let's- what do you think about this? because, i mean, let's talk about putin's speech. you know, he's very angry. he's obviously very angry. i don't but saw don't speak russian, but i saw his and he looked his body language and he looked annoyed. think annoyed. let's put it. i think he feels like his authority has been undermined or he could have early onset parkinson's or something. he looks he looked a bit something. he looks he looked a iii-ii— something. he looks he looked a bit it wouldn't be that bit jittery. it wouldn't be that early it's about the early onset. it's about the right time to get. yeah, i guess so. it's not that he's not a spring— so. it's not that he's not a spring chicken. _ so. it's not that he's not a spring chicken. i- it's not that he's not a spring chicken. i think of him as isirg— spring chicken. i think of him as psirrg young.— spring chicken. i think of him as being young. well, comparatively, comparatively prais— comparatively, comparatively - whats—russia what? people forget about russia and what? people forget about russia aria—is— what? people forget about russia aria—is roi- what? people forget about russia and—is not like- and is that russia is not like wisp— and is that russia is not like wrisri i— and is that russia is not like wrisri i say— and is that russia is not like us. when i say-i- and is that russia is not like us. when i say i mean either us. when i say us, i mean either amsrisa— us. when i say us, i mean either amsrisa or— us. when i say us, i mean either america or britain— us. when i say us, i mean either america or britain like america or britain is. they like a-sirorrg— america or britain is. they like a-strong leader.- america or britain is. they like a strong leader. they do. a very strong leader. they do. they— a very strong leader. they do. they-a— a very strong leader. they do. they-a-leader- a very strong leader. they do. they-a-leader .. a very strong leader. they do.i they-a-leader . and they like a strong leader. and he they like a strong leader. and is-siiorrri— they like a strong leader. and is-siiowrr io— they like a strong leader. and he shown to weak. well so he was shown to be weak. well so do he was shown to be weak. well so so — he was shown to be weak. well so so yrs-rs— he was shown to be weak. well so so yrs-rs goi— he was shown to be weak. well so do we. �*fii�*izi; g:::i cc" uh, he was shown to be weak. well so do we. �*fii�*iz; g1::i i:1:7�* uh, come do we. we've got biden. uh, come on. do we. we've got biden. uh, come ori— do we. we've got biden. uh, come or mayis— do we. we've got biden. uh, come on. oh maybe rishi_ do we. we've got biden. uh, come on. oh maybe rishi sunak- do we. �*fii�*iz; gi1:i i:1:7�* uh, come on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, pai— on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, par sysa— on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, but even those— on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, but even those guys pretend to be but even those guys pretend to is piss— but even those guys pretend to be nice bench— but even those guys pretend to be nice bench press. yeah, he's prsiiy— be nice bench press. yeah, he's pretty impressive. _ be nice bench press. yeah, he's pretty impressive. 50:11.“ be nice bench press. yeah, he's pretty impressive. 50:7“ pretty impressive. listen, i shini— pretty impressive. listen, i think the thing about that, that speech that putin gave is that

he was banging on and in he was banging on and on in translation about unity. he was talking about the thing that sort seen this guy off is sort of has seen this guy off is that russia is so unified. well, clearly , it's not because that clearly, it's not because that one town that that wagner did manage to take, they were cheering them. the locals were delighted about that. and the national guard— i::; g: and the national guard basically laid down— national guard basically laid down -weapons- national guard basically laid down weapons let them down the weapons and let them let down the weapons and let them isi—sorrs- down the weapons and let them l isi—sorrs let them pass through some some miiiiary— let them pass through some some miiiiary rsporis— let them pass through some some military reports of— let them pass through some some military reports of russian military reports of some russian soiiisrs— military reports of some russian soldiers actually— military reports of some russian soldiers actually joining iiagrisr.— soldiers actually joining wagner. yeah, the opposite wagner. so, yeah, the opposite opposiis— wagner. so, yeah, the opposite opposiis oi— wagner. so, yeah, the opposite opposiis of ii.— wagner. so, yeah, the opposite opposite of it. and also it was wsiri— opposite of it. and also it was wsiri row— opposite of it. and also it was weird how how— opposite of it. and also it was weird how how wagner seemed to be weird how how wagner seemed to is iri— weird how how wagner seemed to is in a— weird how how wagner seemed to is ir a posiiiori— weird how how wagner seemed to be in a position to— weird how how wagner seemed to be in a position to really seize roii— be in a position to really seize roii ris— be in a position to really seize roll the tanks— be in a position to really seize roll the tanks into— be in a position to really seize roll the tanks into red square arri— roll the tanks into red square and finish— roll the tanks into red square and finish the— roll the tanks into red square and finish the coup and finish off and finish the coup and finish oi oi— and finish the coup and finish oi of rain. — and finish the coup and finish off of putin. i— and finish the coup and finish off of putin. i don't know if iris— off of putin. i don't know if his backers— off of putin. i don't know if his backers in— off of putin. i don't know if his backers in the you know, in the his backers in the you know, in is rrsrriiri— his backers in the you know, in the kremlin or— his backers in the you know, in the kremlin or in— his backers in the you know, in the kremlin or in the russian siiiss— the kremlin or in the russian elites suddenly— the kremlin or in the russian elites suddenly got scared and pausi— elites suddenly got scared and paiisi oar. — elites suddenly got scared and pulled out. but,— elites suddenly got scared and pulled out. but, you know, they cut pulled out. but, you know, they sat iris— pulled out. but, you know, they cut this deal.— pulled out. but, you know, they cut this deal. lukashenko from isiaras— cut this deal. lukashenko from isiaras ;— cut this deal. lukashenko from belarus , which— cut this deal. lukashenko from belarus , which is— cut this deal. lukashenko from belarus , which is sort of, you belarus, which is sort of, you know;— belarus, which is sort of, you know, russian— belarus, which is sort of, you know, russian federation saisiiiis— know, russian federation satellite -came - know, russian federation satellite came in and satellite state, came in and isipsi— satellite state, came in and isipsi sai— satellite state, came in and helped cut this— satellite state, came in and helped cut this deal. but we're sxpssiirig— helped cut this deal. but we're sxpssiirrg io— helped cut this deal. but we're expecting to see— helped cut this deal. but we're expecting to see shoygu, the russian— expecting to see shoygu, the russian defence _ expecting to see shoygu, the russian defence minister, and ssrasirrov— russian defence minister, and ssrasirrov ris— russian defence minister, and gerasimov, the top general . gerasimov, the top general. yrs-rs— gerasimov, the top general. we're expecting— gerasimov, the top general. we're expecting to see them gone and sissy—

we're expecting to see them gone and they weren't— we're expecting to see them gone and they weren't that announcement wasn't made tonight in announcement wasn't made tonight iri-oi— announcement wasn't made tonight irr-oi isassia— announcement wasn't made tonight irr-oi iassia. — announcement wasn't made tonight irr-oi iassia. i— announcement wasn't made tonight in-of russia . i mean,- announcement wasn't made tonight in-of russia. i mean, i- in terms of russia. i mean, i woaii— in terms of russia. i mean, i would suggest that this deal about going to about prigozhin going to belarus, that doesn't look strong terms because strong in russian terms because in russian terms, historically, whenever this this kind of mutiny, something very bad happens mutineers, happens to the mutineers, doesn't something doesn't it? louis it's something vsry— doesn't it? louis it's something vsry iai— doesn't it? louis it's something ysry iai musi— doesn't it? louis it's something very bad must happen- : 0 07’ it's something very bad must happen to the mairrssrsi — very bad must happen to the mutineers. the— very bad must happen to the mutineers. the only power that rarin— mutineers. the only power that rain has— mutineers. the only power that rain has is— mutineers. the only power that putin has is to— mutineers. the only power that putin has is to be— mutineers. the only power that putin has is to be considered sraziiy— putin has is to be considered crazily insane— putin has is to be considered crazily insane and unless he riiis— crazily insane and unless he kills, unless— crazily insane and unless he kills, unless he— crazily insane and unless he kills, unless he kills that guy ; is-s— kills, unless he kills that guy ; is-s roi— kills, unless he kills that guy , he's not considered crazily insane. well,— , he's not considered crazily insane. well, we— , he's not considered crazily insane. well, we don't know wisrs— insane. well, we don't know wisrs is— insane. well, we don't know wisrs is is. — insane. well, we don't know where he is. we— insane. well, we don't know where he is. we don't know where prigozhin— where he is. we don't know where irigoziiri is— where he is. we don't know where prigozhin is now,— where he is. we don't know where prigozhin is now, do— where he is. we don't know where prigozhin is now, do we? r: prigozhin is now, do we? he's. iisy-rs— prigozhin is now, do we? he's. they're building camps in belarus. so i mean, it looks like he is going to be putin basically said got two basically said wagner's got two options. either disband options. you can either disband and can join and your soldiers can can join the and he was the russian military. and he was careful not to condemn wagner. and he said, look, there's just a were led a few bad ones that were led astray. he can't because people is— astray. he can't because people iiis ism.— astray. he can't because people like them. yeah— he can't because people like them. yeah people like ism.— like them. yeah people like iisrr. wrai— like them. yeah people like them. what, to— like them. yeah people like them. what, to do that? because he them. what, to do that? because is-prssioas— them. what, to do that? because he-precious unity. i he wants his precious unity. ari— he wants his precious unity. ari aiso— he wants his precious unity. and also they're— he wants his precious unity. and also they're-at- and also they're good at fighting and might fighting and they might do another this this is another coup. and this this is the thing, you apparently the thing, you know, apparently there to be allowed to

there are going to be allowed to they on russian soil they can't stay on russian soil or ukraine, but they or fight in ukraine, but they can belarus, which i'd can go to belarus, which i'd have for lukashenko, the have thought for lukashenko, the dictator belarus. that's dictator in belarus. that's dangerous because, i mean, if they can take moscow, dangerous because, i mean, if they can definitely ke moscow, dangerous because, i mean, if they can definitely take )scow, dangerous because, i mean, if they can definitely take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they cal] definitely take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they 01 could itely take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they 01 could take take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they 01 could take minsk,insk. and i, i could take minsk, the belarus troops haven't been doing any fighting. have doing any fighting. wagner have been fighting for like, you know, years, you know, know, for years, you know, across world syria , across the world in syria, africa and everywhere. they africa and everywhere. so they know fight, makes know to how fight, which makes all difference. but all the all the difference. but will whatever the guy's- i: 5 but will whatever the guy's name, prigozhin— will whatever the guy's name, prigozhin-will— will whatever the guy's name, prigozhin-will his- will whatever the guy's name, prigozhin will his people prigozhin will will his people iigii— prigozhin will will his people iigii for— prigozhin will will his people fight for him?— prigozhin will will his people fight for him? and i don't think tiar— fight for him? and i don't think that sissy— fight for him? and i don't think that iisy iii— fight for him? and i don't think that they will because they like him— that they will because they like ppm, iioagi— that they will because they like him, though - do _ that they will because they like him, though do like him. him, though they do like him. iat— him, though they do like him. iii-wisp— him, though they do like him. iai-wisrr you- him, though they do like him. but-when you go- him, though they do like him. but when you go like but it's like when you go like ris— but it's like when you go like iris-is— but it's like when you go like sis-is wisp- but it's like when you go like the-is when you- but it's like when you go like the is when you go after the saying is when you go after the saying is when you go after is king;— the saying is when you go after is king; yos— the saying is when you go after the king, you've got to make you— the king, you've got to make you-ring.- the king, you've got to make sure you king. yeah. sure you kill the king. yeah. all sure you kill the king. yeah. iii right— sure you kill the king. yeah. all right. and— sure you kill the king. yeah. all right. and so— sure you kill the king. yeah. all right. and so they went all the all right. and so they went all is way. — all right. and so they went all is way. -wsri— all right. and so they went all the way. went 800 miles in the way. they went 800 miles in arri— the way. they went 800 miles in aria—psy- the way. they went 800 miles in aria—isy wai- the way. they went 800 miles in aria—isy waii a| and then they told, hey, wait a soap — and then they told, hey, wait a second,-changed- and then they told, hey, wait a second, changed our mind. second, we've changed our mind. yrs-rs— second, we've changed our mind. iis-rs roi— second, we've changed our mind. yrs-rs rroi going— second, we've changed our mind. we're not going entire way. we're not going the entire way. arri— we're not going the entire way. ari-wrai— we're not going the entire way. arilwiai ars— we're not going the entire way. and what are going to go and so what are they going to go iasi— and so what are they going to go iasi-irr— and so what are they going to go iasi-iri sorrs— and so what are they going to go back-in some camp- and so what are they going to go back in some camp in back and sit in some camp in isiaras— back and sit in some camp in belarus-have— back and sit in some camp in belarus have another rousing belarus and have another rousing iiiiiiarr— belarus and have another rousing william braveheart william wallace type braveheart spsssi— william wallace type braveheart spsssi-yoa-rs— william wallace type braveheart speech you're going speech and you're not going to ioiiow— speech and you're not going to ioiiow ii— speech and you're not going to follow it again— speech and you're not going to follow it again if— speech and you're not going to follow it again if you're just roi— follow it again if you're just not-amazingly. - follow it again if you're just not amazingly. 1�* 51g not so amazingly. putin and prigozhin out prigozhin both both come out looking weak. do. let's looking weak. they do. let's move though,

looking weak. they do. let's move -though, because i looking weak. they do. let's- move-though, because there's move on, though, because there's arroiisr— move on, though, because there's arroiisr-ori— move on, though, because there's another-on the— move on, though, because there's another-on the still- move on, though, because there's another on the still on another story on the still on is— another story on the still on iis-iis — another story on the still on the the telegraph about the front of the telegraph about poiioiss. — the front of the telegraph about poiioiss. -iiis— the front of the telegraph about potholes. -this-so| potholes. what's this one? so sissiris— potholes. what's this one? so electric vehicles— potholes. what's this one? so electric vehicles caused- potholes. what's this one? so electric vehicles caused twice the petrol cars on the damage of petrol cars on pothole roads. pothole plagued roads. so i mean, the state roads in britain, are really bad. britain, they are really bad. i've noticed recently, i've noticed this recently, sspssiaiiy— i've noticed this recently, especially scotland. 0 especially in scotland. it's ray— especially in scotland. it's crazy-driving- especially in scotland. it'sl crazy-driving across crazy. it's like driving across a field. you'd think a ploughed field. you'd think you're mogadishu or you're in mogadishu or something. electric something. but yeah, electric vehicles, they're vehicles, because they're twice as all as heavy. this is causing all sorts of issues. so multi—storey car strong enough. car parks aren't strong enough. there's multi—storey there's going to be multi—storey , car parks are going to be collapsing under the weight of these teslas and also the potholes well. okay. and potholes now as well. okay. and the is, is that the added point is, is that isaass— the added point is, is that because there's- the added point is, is that because there's greater more mggg.mgpg.,_ because there's greater more mass matter, because they're mass or matter, because they're iiis—as— mass or matter, because they're iiis—as musi- mass or matter, because they're iiis—as much as- mass or matter, because they're like—as much as a. like three times as much as a rsgaiar— like three times as much as a rsgaiar ar— like three times as much as a regular car, they're super iarrgsroas— regular car, they're super dangerous-if- regular car, they're super dangerous. if get regular car, they're super- dangerous..if-get front dangerous. so if you get front srisi— dangerous. so if you get front srrisilari— dangerous. so if you get front srrisilarr iv.— dangerous. so if you get front ended an ev. yeah, i don't ended by an ev. yeah, i don't know— ended by an ev. yeah, i don't know whether— ended by an ev. yeah, i don't know whether they have. they iiirii— know whether they have. they didn't mention _ know whether they have. they didn't mention that in the arias;— didn't mention that in the ariisis; iii— didn't mention that in the article, but i— didn't mention that in the article, but i think that's the iiggsr— article, but i think that's the iiggsr proiisrr— article, but i think that's the bigger problem is people are going— bigger problem is people are goirrg io— bigger problem is people are goirrg io is— bigger problem is people are going to be dying but the good for going to be dying but the good ior iris— going to be dying but the good for the environment. so for for the environment. so good for the for the environment. so good for is iaigsrs. — for the environment. so good for the badgers. -but- for the environment. so good for the badgers. -but it's- for the environment. so good for the badgers. 0 the badgers. yeah, but it's no good your immediate good for your immediate environment you. environment if one comes at you. 80 hour. yeah, that's 80 miles an hour. yeah, that's true. yeah. okay. but we're going— true. yeah. okay. but we're goirrg io— true. yeah. okay. but we're goirrg iolio— true. yeah. okay. but we're going to .to the- yeah. okay. but we're going to to the cover of the

going to go to the cover of the guardian— going to go to the cover of the guardian next.— going to go to the cover of the guardian next. lewis more of the sams—iis- guardian next. lewis more of the saris—iis same-i same here. more of the same. more about enemies wanted russia to choke in civil war. that's putin's speech. and. and the fact i think fact that that this guy i think i problem that putin i think the problem that putin has it wouldn't be war. it has it wouldn't be civil war. it would be basically an would just be basically an overthrow government, overthrow of his government, because the because i don't think that the people him. okay. well people supported him. okay. well lewis, we've talked lewis, we have we've talked about talk about about russia. let's talk about iris— about russia. let's talk about iiis oiisr— about russia. let's talk about this other story— about russia. let's talk about this other story on— about russia. let's talk about this other story on the- t let's talk about this other story on the front of is— this other story on the front of iis-aioai— this other story on the front of the about rwanda, about the which is about rwanda, about iiwarria— the which is about rwanda, about rwanda, rwanda— the which is about rwanda, about rwanda, rwanda plan could cost isoooo—iis- rwanda, rwanda plan could cost| 160,000 _the whole 160,000 per person. the whole thing because thing is a tragedy because because they don't have the strength to actually put up a wall, a metaphorical wall for an island. yeah, whatever . as island. yeah, whatever. as i said, metaphorical quotation , we said, metaphorical quotation, we could have a real wall. we could use the one glastonburys- use the one glastonburys iiriisisi. — use the one glastonburys finished. we— use the one glastonburys finished. we could use the big ioaiis— finished. we could use the big ioaiis wai— finished. we could use the big double wall. they've got round giass— double wall. they've got round giass iarriary— double wall. they've got round glass, danbury. well, too. glass, danbury. well, that too. if glass, danbury. well, that too. ii ii— glass, danbury. well, that too. ii ii works— glass, danbury. well, that too. if it works to _ glass, danbury. well, that too. if it works to keep— glass, danbury. well, that too. if it works to keep those, to issp — if it works to keep those, to issp acos— if it works to keep those, to issp acas-oi- if it works to keep those, to keep acas of the glastonbury keep acas out of the glastonbury issiivai— keep acas out of the glastonbury festival-whatever— festival or whatever undesirables want undesirables they don't want in iisrs— undesirables they don't want in iisrsliisii,— undesirables they don't want in thereiwell, why— undesirables they don't want in there well, why can't we use it there. well, why can't we use it for there. well, why can't we use it iorlsoariiryi— there. well, why can't we use it forlcountry? didn't— there. well, why can't we use it for country? didn't they put a for a country? didn't they put a wai— for a country? didn't they put a wan-arousi— for a country? didn't they put a wall around britain for wall around around britain for wisp—au- wall around around britain for| wisp—aii-oi when the they put all sorts of isisrisivs— when the they put all sorts of defensive things— when the they put all sorts of defensive things on the beaches

to defensive things on the beaches io prsvsrri— defensive things on the beaches to prevent-coming.- defensive things on the beaches to prevent coming. to prevent the from coming. but iisy-rs— to prevent the from coming. but iisy-rs roi— to prevent the from coming. but they're not willing.— to prevent the from coming. but they're not willing. that was they're not willing. that was the maginot line, which didn't work just went round work because the just went round it just around because it just went around it because it just went around it because it wall. it wasn't a complete wall. yeah. mean, but you don't it wasn't a complete wall. - yeah.imean, but you don't even yeah. i mean, but you don't even assi— yeah. i mean, but you don't even rissi a— yeah. i mean, but you don't even rissi a wai— yeah. i mean, but you don't even rissi a waii. — yeah. i mean, but you don't even rissi a waii. i— yeah. i mean, but you don't even need a wall. i mean,- yeah. i mean, but you don't even need a wall. 1�* need a wall. i mean, this is the problem and i won't get into this because i don't, you know, i it would make, i'd come i mean, it would make, i'd come across being a very nasty across as being a very nasty quyi across as being a very nasty guy, needs to be guy, but something needs to be done people. i'm not done to stop people. i'm not going well, no, no, you going to say, well, no, no, you should able to have your should be able to have your opinion on this. but i will go to opinion on this. but i will go io iso. — opinion on this. but i will go io iso. iso— opinion on this. but i will go to leo. leo, you— opinion on this. but i will go to leo. leo, you think- 1�* but i will go to leo. leo, you think mean, to leo. leo, you think i mean, is— to leo. leo, you think i mean, is horns— to leo. leo, you think i mean, the home office— to leo. leo, you think i mean, the home office now admitting this the home office now admitting iiis iirrariia— the home office now admitting this rwanda policy is not going to this rwanda policy is not going io—io- this rwanda policy is not goingi io—io isip. to work. it's not going to help. wai— to work. it's not going to help. visii. iiai-s— to work. it's not going to help. well, that's what— to work. it's not going to help. well, that's what. home. well, that's what the home office saying, that because office are saying, that because they're who are going office are saying, that because thibee who are going office are saying, that because thibe implementing) are going office are saying, that because thibe implementing itire going office are saying, that because thibe implementing it and oing to be implementing it and they've already doomed it to failure. they're saying we're not this not going to implement this properly. we didn't elect the home office. we didn't elect civil elected civil servants. we elected politicians. they're enacting the of the people. people the will of the people. people want something done. and want to see something done. and also for the the sake of the also for for the the sake of the cross—channel we've cross—channel migrants, we've seen it is. people seen how dangerous it is. people can crossing and can die making that crossing and they it's going to cost they say, oh, it's going to cost £170,000 per person. it's like, yeah, going to be

yeah, but you're not going to be doing hundreds of thousands of people do people per year because you do it and send everybody it for a week and send everybody to rwanda. the next week people are going be like, i'm are going to be like, well, i'm not what? i'm not going not you know what? i'm not going to it. it's definitely the to do it. it's definitely the isr-i— to do it. it's definitely the case, isn't it,— to do it. it's definitely the case, isn't it, that- £0 0 it's definitely the case, isn't it, that polling shows— case, isn't it, that polling siows iiai— case, isn't it, that polling shows that this- case, isn't it, that polling shows that this is a concern of many,— shows that this is a concern of marry-iriiisi— shows that this is a concern of many, british citizens? many, many british citizens? is— many, many british citizens? ii-s-rsaiiy— many, many british citizens? it's really actually of it's not really actually much of ais—sis i a politically partisan issue. i ior-i— a politically partisan issue. i ior-i-iiis— a politically partisan issue. i don't-this-you- a politically partisan issue. i. don't-this-you know, don't think this one, you know, if don't think this one, you know, ii-ioriss— don't think this one, you know, if-tories don't— don't think this one, you know, if-tories don't do- don't think this one, you know, if tories don't do anything if the tories don't do anything aioai— if the tories don't do anything aioai-ars-iol about it, labour are going to has— about it, labour are going to have-something- about it, labour are going to have something about it. have to do something about it. it have to do something about it. ii sari-i— have to do something about it. ii sari-i go— have to do something about it. ii sari-i go or— have to do something about it. it can't go on the— have to do something about it. it can't go on the it is. it can't go on the way it is. risi— it can't go on the way it is. prep, ii— it can't go on the way it is. well, it really— it can't go on the way it is. well, it really cheap policy iiai— well, it really cheap policy that—would- well, it really cheap policyi that—would solve that would that would solve or go—soivirig- that would that would solve or go—soivirig ii- that would that would solve or go_solving it is. go some way to solving it is iasi— go some way to solving it is iasi saying— go some way to solving it is iasi sayirrg ii— go some way to solving it is just saying if somebody says, oh, just saying if somebody says,| oi—iis oh, open borders like this the iarri— oh, open borders like this the iarri iiai— oh, open borders like this the band that glastonbury refugees wsooiris— band that glastonbury refugees welcome—come. welcome everybody just come over to welcome everybody just come over io—oomsi welcome everybody just come overj io—ooms to the english channel. come on, cams—iisy— to the english channel. come on, cams—iisy know- come on. because they know they're going housed they're not going to be housed with they're going to go they're not going to be housed wi'deprivedthey're going to go they're not going to be housed wi'deprived workingjoing to go they're not going to be housed wi'deprived working classto go to deprived working class communities and rural areas and military bases and things like that. doesn't that. so why doesn't the government law says, government pass a law that says, if that you want if you've said that you want open going open borders, you're going to have migrants your have three migrants in your house? what, that's house? you know what, that's a iarriasy— house? you know what, that's a iarriasy worii. — house? you know what, that's a fantasy world. -it's-the . fantasy world. no, it's not the rsai—isl fantasy world. no, it's not thei rsai—is iow real thing. what would be how ooaii— real thing. what would be how ooaii iisy— real thing. what would be how could they turn— real thing. what would be how could they turn it— real thing. what would be how could they turn it down? how ooaii— could they turn it down? how oasis—no.- could they turn it down? how could _ no, we'rel could they say, no, no, we're not? no, i didn't not? of course. no, i didn't iris— not? of course. no, i didn't mean this because- “i307 of course. no, i didn't mean this because they didn't iris— mean this because they didn't

mean this border. i know. i oiisr— mean this border. i mean, other people, louis, have his mean, other people, louis, have iris—isoaassl mean, other people, louis, have iris—isoaass iii his point. because. because if you people, you are you do that, people, you are right. it's. you're right. totally. it's. you're exposing them as hypocrites. but there's nothing. nobody wants to be as a hypocrite. be exposed as a hypocrite. that's worst thing the that's the worst thing in the world. what needs to be done? you i'm a comedian you know what? i'm a comedian i— you know what? i'm a comedian on. i know. right, louis? on. i don't know. right, louis? i'll tell you what we will do then. since you are a comedian arri— then. since you are a comedian and is— then. since you are a comedian and is ironi— then. since you are a comedian and the front cover,— since you are a comedian and the front cover, the guardian— and the front cover, the guardian-got- and the front cover, the- guardian-got-photograph guardian has got this photograph of guardian has got this photograph oi—arii— guardian has got this photograph of_and phoebe- of harrison ford and phoebe waller—bridge— of harrison ford and phoebe- waller—bridge_|ndiana waller—bridge in the new indiana poss— waller—bridge in the new indiana ionss onion— waller—bridge in the new indiana jones, which which— waller—bridge in the new indiana jones, which which in. jones, which which you're in. which— jones, which which you're in. wnion-an- jones, which which you're in. wnion-an in- jones, which which you're in. which-am in this. which i am in. i am in this movie. i can't the movie. and i can't say that the movie. and i can't say that the movie to be good. and movie is going to be good. and all that you all i know is that you contractually obliged not say contractually obliged not to say that i was contractually obligated say that i was obligated not to say that i was in movie or take pictures of in the movie or take pictures of it. right. a stunt it. right. but he was a stunt double. was right there double. i am. i was right there on a subway platform. i played in it was in new yorker in 1969. it was like it was the like typecasting and it was the most because most amazing thing because they recreated city recreated in new york city subway train right subway platform and train right in in pinewood. or was it i think it was pinewood and it was amazing. and he . harrison ford, amazing. and he. harrison ford, 79 years old at the time, got on and off this horse over and oven and off this horse over and over. well, he's a professional

. look, we've got let's just move on to one— look, we've got let's just move on to one more front cover. iasi— move on to one more front cover. iasi noiiywooi— move on to one more front cover. just hollywood celebrities- move on to one more front cover. just hollywood celebrities like getting on their high horse. very funny. i think we could iaii— very funny. i think we could iaii aioai— very funny. i think we could talk about lewis's- 0:3 i think we could talk about lewis's film career all talk about lewis's film career aii nigni,— talk about lewis's film career aii nigh, ini— talk about lewis's film career all night, but i— talk about lewis's film career all night, but i think it would ioninais— all night, but i think it would dominate rather— all night, but i think it would dominate rather so let's go to ins—rsai- dominate rather so let's go to the—yeah daily- dominate rather so let's go to the yeah daily star. the daily star. yeah daily star. ion-i—navsl don't tell me they don't have aoiaai— don't tell me they don't have aoiaai nss— don't tell me they don't have actual news. look— don't tell me they don't have actual news. look at this. insy-rs— actual news. look at this. they're talking- actual news. look at this. they're talking about the iiassian— they're talking about the russian _theirj they're talking about the- russian _their own russian situation in their own anions— russian situation in their own anions-wnai-s- russian situation in their own unique what's this, lewis? unique way. what's this, lewis? visit.— well, all they're basically saying to the guy, mean, it is saying to the guy, i mean, it is it kind of their unique way it is kind of their unique way because this guy, petros prigozhin prigozhin , i mean, he prigozhin prigozhin, i mean, he looks he looks like a daily looks like he looks like a daily star headline, like alien from out of space. he does. they're saying issi— out of space. he does. they're saying issi siay— out of space. he does. they're saying best stay away- f : they're saying best stay away from. he sat— saying best stay away from. he saii insrs-s— saying best stay away from. he said there's some— saying best stay away from. he said there's some advice from ins— said there's some advice from is sx—onisi— said there's some advice from the ex—chief of— said there's some advice from the ex—chief of the cia to tell nin— the ex—chief of the cia to tell nin io— the ex—chief of the cia to tell nin io siay— the ex—chief of the cia to tell him to stay away— the ex—chief of the cia to tell him to stay away from windows. vss. — him to stay away from windows. vss. isoaass— him to stay away from windows. yes. because so— him to stay away from windows. yes. because so many- him to stay away from windows. yes. 5 yes. because so many so many russian elites, because of all the power struggles within him, because really is like the because it really is like the sopranos elites are sopranos are so many elites are getting out hospital getting thrown out of hospital windows being committing windows or being committing suicide by shooting themselves three times in back of the three times in the back of the head. going to a very head. it's going to make a very exciting hbo series. this i think be exciting hbo series. this i think-be fantastic. - exciting hbo series. this i- think-be fantastic. anyway think it'll be fantastic. anyway inai-s—io- think it'll be fantastic. anyway inai-s—io ioin| that's it for part one. do join us

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listening to gb news radio. welcome back to headliners with the welcome back to headliners with is issi— welcome back to headliners with is issi oi— welcome back to headliners with the best of tuesday's newspapers. 7 g the best of tuesday's newspapers. 3g the best of tuesday's- newspapers. right now i'm the best of tuesday's— newspapers. right now i'm andrew doyle here with my comedy comrades leo kearse and lewis schaefer . so let's kick off with schaefer. so let's kick off with tuesdays telegraph. leo it's a good thing the tories aren't sending off the nhs because it looks like they wouldn't get much for it. yeah. so the nhs nas— much for it. yeah. so the nhs nas issn— much for it. yeah. so the nhs has been ranked— much for it. yeah. so the nhs has been ranked as— “we 0 yeah. so the nhs has been ranked as one of the worsi— has been ranked as one of the worst health— has been ranked as one of the worst health systems among major naiions— worst health systems among major naiions. so— worst health systems among major naiions. so so— worst health systems among major nations. so so rich— worst health systems among major nations. so so rich countries. so nations. so so rich countries. so inis— nations. so so rich countries. so this respected— nations. so so rich countries. so this respected think tank, ins— so this respected think tank, is ring-s— so this respected think tank, the king's fund, compared 19 ario— the king's fund, compared 19 major nations. _ the king's fund, compared 19 major nations. i'm just pleased inai— major nations. i'm just pleased inai iriiain— major nations. i'm just pleased that britain is— major nations. i'm just pleased that britain is still considered a ario— that britain is still considered a major nation,— that britain is still considered a major nation, to be honest. vsan— a major nation, to be honest. vsan inai-s— a major nation, to be honest. yeah, that's a— a major nation, to be honest. yeah, that's a win— a major nation, to be honest. yeah, that's a win . but they yeah, that's a win. but they ioani— yeah, that's a win. but they ioani ins— yeah, that's a win. but they found the nhs— yeah, that's a win. but they found the nhs to severely found the nhs to be severely waning;— found the nhs to be severely waning; so— found the nhs to be severely wanting, so life— found the nhs to be severely wanting, so life expectancy was ioani— wanting, so life expectancy was ioani io— wanting, so life expectancy was ioani io is— wanting, so life expectancy was found to be one— wanting, so life expectancy was found to be one of— wanting, so life expectancy was found to be one of the shortest anongsi— found to be one of the shortest amongst_nations,l found to be one of the shortest. amongst—nations, with found to be one of the shortest. am0ithe _nations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us nations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse nations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse for�*iations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse for women with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse for women and only the us worse for women and the only the us worse for women and is us— only the us worse for women and is us ani— only the us worse for women and the us and portugal worse for

is— the us and portugal worse for is ii— the us and portugal worse for men. is it scotland- the us and portugal worse for men. 00 “g men. is it scotland dragging us down in the stats? i don't think it's scotland. things are it's just scotland. things are pretty bad. everything on scotland i mean, i'm just talking about the, you know, the infant mortality rate and the obesity levels and drug drug abuse as well. i mean, the drug isain— abuse as well. i mean, the drug isain rais— abuse as well. i mean, the drug isain rais in— abuse as well. i mean, the drug death rate in scotland- i mean, the drug death rate in scotland is approaoning— death rate in scotland is approaching sort of american isosis— approaching sort of americani levels-cannibalism approaching sort of american. levels-cannibalism , levels. yes. and cannibalism, that you know, that kind of thing. you know, scottish people aren't actually delicious. i why we delicious. i guess that's why we issp —issp- delicious. i guess that's why we issp —issp iry- delicious. i guess that's why we issp—issp iry. i delicious. i guess that's why wej issp—issp iry . so deep fry animals, deep fry. so inis— deep fry animals, deep fry. so inis is— deep fry animals, deep fry. so inis is iai. — deep fry animals, deep fry. so this is bad. lewis,— deep fry animals, deep fry. so this is bad. lewis, my- deep fry animals, deep fry. so this is bad. lewis, my ex—wife was scottish. she was she was isiioioas— was scottish. she was she was delicious-time.— was scottish. she was she was delicious .time. _ was scottish. she was she was delicious.time. i- was scottish. she was she was delicious-time. idon't- f 15“ she was she was delicious time. i:i:i1“ 0 gi:;0 delicious for time. i don't get personal do you think personal now. what do you think about all this? because it does look terrible for the nhs because ranking because it's not just ranking pretty low. it's right down. it's really low. right. it's really, really low. right. but it's really, really low. right. iii—insy-rs- it's really, really low. right. but—they're not.| but you're not. they're not. insy-rs— but you're not. they're not. insy-rs noi— but you're not. they're not. they're not basing on they're not basing it on the naiisrs— they're not basing it on the matters-really- they're not basing it on the matters really matter matters that really matter what rsaiiy— matters that really matter what rsaiiy naiisrs— matters that really matter what really matters is— matters that really matter what really matters is how little the ins— really matters is how little the nns is— really matters is how little the nns is spsni— really matters is how little the nhs is spent. it's— really matters is how little the nhs is spent. it's11th in really matters is how little the nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms nhs is spent. it's11th in terms of nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms oi psr— nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms oi psr oapiia— nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms of per capita spend . and so. of per capita spend. and so. okay.— of per capita spend. and so. okay. so— of per capita spend. and so. okay, so is— of per capita spend. and so. okay, so we should- of per capita spend. and so. okay, so we should give- of per capita spend. and so. okay, so we should give it more money, what you're money, is that what you're saying? no, saying no. but saying? no, i'm saying no. but surely be paying less surely we should be paying less tax if spending tax if we're spending that little on the nhs. but we're spending. it's not we don't spsni— spending. it's not we don't spsni-on— spending. it's not we don't spend -on,.don't- spending. it's not we don't spend -on,.don't get| spending. it's not we don't. spend -on,.don't get tax spend tax on, we don't get tax on ins— spend tax on, we don't get tax

on is ins. — spend tax on, we don't get tax on is ins. ii— spend tax on, we don't get tax on the nhs. it goes into sysryining. — on the nhs. it goes into everything. great everything. it goes into a great big everything. it goes into a great iig-vsan— everything. it goes into a great iig-vsan ins— everything. it goes into a great big yeah the amount of big pot. yeah the amount of nosy— big pot. yeah the amount of nonsy,-sarsiy- big pot. yeah the amount of money,-surely, i- big pot. yeah the amount of money, surely, i mean money, i mean surely, i mean i inoagni— money, i mean surely, i mean i thought because— money, i mean surely, i mean i thought because so much thought because we pay so much taxlthis— thought because we pay so much tax-this country,— thought because we pay so much tax-this country, it's- thought because we pay so much tax this country, it's like tax in this country, it's like a iorrrsgian— tax in this country, it's like a norwegian scandinavian norwegian like scandinavian isvsis— norwegian like scandinavian i isvsis—ws levels attacked lots of and we ion-i— levels attacked lots of and we ion-i-anyining— levels attacked lots of and we don't-anything.it.- don't get anything for it. insrs-s— don't get anything for it. insrs-s-ws- don't get anything for it. there's-we do. don't get anything for it. there's we do but there's lots of we do but remember that- there's lots of we do but remember that all of our money in ins— remember that all of our money in is no— remember that all of our money in is iax aii— remember that all of our money in the tax all of— remember that all of our money in the tax all of british money in the tax all of british money in ins— in the tax all of british money in is no— in the tax all of british money in the tax goes— in the tax all of british money in the tax goes to— in the tax all of british money in the tax goes to the nhs, nsras— in the tax goes to the nhs, whereas america doesn't pay it in iax. — whereas america doesn't pay it in iax. -pay— whereas america doesn't pay it in tax.-pay-their- whereas america doesn't pay it in tax. pay their own in tax. they pay it to their own nsaiin— in tax. they pay it to their own nsaiin-i— in tax. they pay it to their own health-i think— in tax. they pay it to their own health-i think-a- in tax. they pay it to their own health i think a good health care. i think it's a good isai. — health care. i think it's a good isai. ionis— health care. i think it's a good deal. lewis ithink- health care. i think it's a good deal. lewislthink i- health care. i think it's a good deal. lewis i think i think we should paying the nhs should be paying more to the nhs and the other thing is because it's people it's considered free, people don't worry don't people don't, don't worry about why. and that's about it. that's why. and that's vinai— about it. that's why. and that's wnai-ansrioa— about it. that's why. and that's what-america that's- what makes america that's what naiss— what makes america that's what naiss-ins— what makes america that's what makes the greatest. makes america the greatest. this ooaniry—inan- country actually better than ansrioa— country actually better than america because you're not america is because you're not worriso— america is because you're not worrisi-yoar— america is because you're not worried your health care. worried about your health care. it's worried about your health care. is raiiisi— worried about your health care. it's rubbish-only- worried about your health care. it's rubbish. only it it's rubbish. you only know it wnsn— it's rubbish. you only know it wnsn-aioai— it's rubbish. you only know it when-about to- it's rubbish. you only know it when about to die, but when you're about to die, but is— when you're about to die, but ii-s-so— when you're about to die, but ii-s-so in— when you're about to die, but it's-so in terms- when you're about to die, but it's-so in terms of- when you're about to die, but it's so in terms of in it's free. so in terms of in isrns— it's free. so in terms of in isrns oi— it's free. so in terms of in terms of the— it's free. so in terms of in terms of the quality, i think is— terms of the quality, i think ii-slinint— terms of the quality, i think it'sithink it— terms of the quality, i think it's think it should be final it's i think it should be final nora— it's i think it should be final woriliso. — it's i think it should be final word . leo. and _ it's i think it should be final word leo. and then we'll move word to leo. and then we'll move nits— word to leo. and then we'll move -insiaoi— word to leo. and then we'll move on. -the fact-it's- word to leo. and then we'll move on. -the fact-it's free. on. but the fact that it's free means that people don't keep themselves healthy. look themselves healthy. look, look around walk around you, walk down, walk down the street, at the the high street, look at all the fat know that fat people. people know that they treated so they can get treated for free so they can get treated for free so they keep themselves. they don't keep themselves. people aren't oh, may people aren't saying, oh, i may as-waii— people aren't saying, oh, i may as-walk recklessly- as well just walk recklessly in

ironi— as well just walk recklessly in ironilins — as well just walk recklessly in front lthe traffic _ front of the traffic because i nigni— front of the traffic because i nigni gsi— front of the traffic because i nigni gsi iii.— front of the traffic because i might get hit. but i've got the ins.— might get hit. but i've got the ins. insy— might get hit. but i've got the ins. insy io— might get hit. but i've got the nhs. they do that as well. inai-s— nhs. they do that as well. that's-that's- nhs. they do that as well. that's-that's a- nhs. they do that as well. that's-that's a goodl that's a good that's a good point. i agree. agree with point. i agree. i agree with anion.— point. i agree. i agree with anirsw. ins— point. i agree. i agree with- andrew. the _themselves, andrew. the abuse themselves, psopis— people abuse themselves with inni— people abuse themselves withi irint—ooaniry. people abuse themselves with. irint—ooaniry. drink and drugs in this country. they— drink and drugs in this country. insy aisss— drink and drugs in this country. they abuse themselves- drink and drugs in this country. they abuse themselves with mars bars to bars because there's no will to live. okay, enough of the mars bar live. okay, enough of the mars iar-isoaass— live. okay, enough of the mars bar-because my-isl bar abuse because my mind is going— bar abuse because my mind is going-sons— bar abuse because my mind is going-sons oi- bar abuse because my mind is going sorts of images. so going to all sorts of images. so yrs-ii— going to all sorts of images. so ws-iilon— going to all sorts of images. so we'll-on-tuesday's. we'll go on now to tuesday's iinss— we'll go on now to tuesday's iinss nssi— we'll go on now to tuesday's times next. and— we'll go on now to tuesday's times next. and seems like times next. and it seems like insrs-s— there's at least one group not airaii— there's at least one group not afraid-taxed- there's at least one group not afraid-taxed by- there's at least one group not afraid taxed by labour. there's at least one group not- afraid-taxed by labour. afraid of being taxed by labour. roan.— afraid of being taxed by labour. roan-ins— afraid of being taxed by labour. roan-ins is— afraid of being taxed by labour. yeah,-this is labour.- yeah, well, this is labour. according the times labour according to the times labour ditches, going to be ditches, there was going to be a $3 billion tax on big tech companies amid fear of us retaliation , which is retaliation, which is legitimate. happened is, legitimate. what's happened is, is government wants to is that the government wants to make money off of off of facebook . look and amazon of facebook. look and amazon of course they do because they're they're they're making money here in this country. but these oopaniss— here in this country. but these oopaiss ars— here in this country. but these companies are used— here in this country. but these. companies are used-paying companies are used to not paying ias — companies are used to not paying ias insy-rs— companies are used to not paying taxes. they're used— companies are used to not paying taxes. they're used to- companies are used to not paying taxes. 1“i:;«r ”i:; : 0 companies are used to not paying taxes. 1“r:;«r "r: 0 taxes. they're used to it. and they to shipping the money they used to shipping the money back thing. back to america off thing. and they raise the tax to they want to raise the tax to 10. but the americans have said if you do that, we're going to tax the things that they do make. this is a perennial problem, it? leo? problem, though, isn't it? leo? it's ultimately, you know,-

g 0 7 leo? it's ultimately, you know, the oorporaiions— it's ultimately, you know, the corporations-be - corporations should be paying a lot corporations should be paying a ioi-isoaass— corporations should be paying a lot because they've lot of tax because they've got a lot of tax because they've got a ioi oi— lot of tax because they've got a ioi oi nosy— lot of tax because they've got a lot of money,-yet- lot of tax because they've got a lot of money, yet whenever lot of money, and yet whenever you— lot of money, and yet whenever you-insn— lot of money, and yet whenever you-insn wiin- lot of money, and yet whenever you them with these you threaten them with these tini— you threaten them with these. tint—ran kind of measures, they, they run away. — kind of measures, they, they run away. -i-n— kind of measures, they, they run away-in noi— kind of measures, they, they run away. _i'm not too- kind of measures, they, they run away. i'm not too worried away. yeah, i'm not too worried aioai— away. yeah, i'm not too worried about—becausel about corporation tax because i know— about corporation tax because i know-insi— about corporation tax because i know-insir-payl know that their workers pay tax inroagn— know that their workers pay tax inroagn —payroii through through payroll payroll tax through through payroll payroll ias-au— through through payroll payroll ias-aii-son— through through payroll payroll tax-all-sort of- through through payroll payroll tax all sort of stuff. tax and all that sort of stuff. van-rs— tax and all that sort of stuff. you're-worried— tax and all that sort of stuff. you're-worried about- tax and all that sort of stuff. you're-worried about it.- you're not worried about it. they make billions and billions, but they don't pay any taxes. and seems and this tax seems to be ridiculous . and this tax seems to be ridiculous. so and this tax seems to be ridiculous . so wanted at ridiculous. so they wanted at the there's the moment, apparently there's a 2% on the revenues 2% levy charged on the revenues of firms, which sounds of tech firms, which sounds i mean, on revenue, not mean, it's on revenue, not profit. already worries me profit. that already worries me because, you know, companies can because, you know, companies can be marginal and if you so be very marginal and if you so if you're only marginally in profit, you actually lose money because of this tax, because it's revenue. wanted it's off revenue. they wanted to raise on earth in raise it to 10. who on earth in the right mind would have a tech company employing all those people paying all people who are then paying all that because that tax into the. because remember, corporation remember, this is corporation tax only in uk tax isn't the only tax in the uk . there are million taxes. there's income tax, there's death duty, there's stamp duty . death duty, there's stamp duty. every time you fill up your car, every time you go for a pint, every time you go for a pint, every time you buy anything, sale , anything, you sale, anything, every time you move, tax. move, you breathe, you pay tax. you you can't move without you can't you can't move without the government dipping hand

the government dipping its hand into pocket. okay. into your pocket. okay. well, we're into your pocket. okay. well, going— into your pocket. okay. well, going io— into your pocket. okay. well, we're going to move- ” 5 okay. well, we're going to move on now. they— we're going to move on now. insy nssa— we're going to move on now. insy nest is— we're going to move on now. they need to tax— we're going to move on now. they need to tax green- we're going to move on now. they need to tax green energy. green that's leo's green energy. okay. that's leo's nsssasg— green energy. okay. that's leo's nsssags—going- green energy. okay. that's leo's nsssags—going io| message there. we're going to novs-ins— message there. we're going to move the telegraph with move on to the telegraph with sai— move on to the telegraph with sai-anoinsr- move on to the telegraph with. sad-another-closing sad news of another bank closing ons-iooai— sad news of another bank closing one-local branches. - sad news of another bank closing one local branches. so one of its local branches. so insrs-s— one of its local branches. so there's-canary- one of its local branches. so. there's-canary wharf there's a blow to canary wharf as-is— there's a blow to canary wharf as-is gaiiiing— there's a blow to canary wharf as-is quitting the- as hsbc is quitting the headquarters in net zero push. so headquarters in net zero push. so i— headquarters in net zero push. so i inni— headquarters in net zero push. so i think that's— headquarters in net zero push. so i think that's the— headquarters in net zero push. so i think that's the iconic, you know , the one with the you know, the one with the little light on top. yes in canary wharf. but it's- canary wharf. but it's half empty— canary wharf. but it's half snpiy aii— canary wharf. but it's half snpiy aii ins— canary wharf. but it's half empty all the time now. it's naii— empty all the time now. it's naii snpiy— empty all the time now. it's half empty because everyone's working— half empty because everyone's working iron — half empty because everyone's working from home. yeah yeah. ani— working from home. yeah yeah. ana-is— working from home. yeah yeah. ana-is-ining.— working from home. yeah yeah. and-is-thing..it's- and this is the thing. so it's part of a broader effort to reduce office space and cut energy the company energy use. also, the company wants money. they can wants to save money. they can save money by having people use their and use their their own internet and use their own couch . yes. so they're own couch. yes. so they're mowing— own couch. yes. so they're nowing io— own couch. yes. so they're moving to the— ff i/i:;5r so they're moving to the they're moving iron — moving to the they're moving iron oanaia— moving to the they're moving from canada square . they're from canada square. they're going— from canada square. they're going io— from canada square. they're going io saini— from canada square. they're going to saint paul's. they're apparsniiy— going to saint paul's. they're apparsniiy inis— going to saint paul's. they're apparently this building was known— apparently this building was known as— apparently this building was known as the _ apparently this building was known as the tower of doom by sisrs— known as the tower of doom by sisrs oi— known as the tower of doom by members of staff— known as the tower of doom by members of staff . _ known as the tower of doom by members of staff . i151“ members of staff. i can believe it. well, everybody saw it. it was the only new building that was the only new building that was like years in was built, like for years in basically in london. it's basically in london. but it's a lie. this is the telegraph and

it's a lie. can't believe it's a lie. you can't believe anything why is it's a lie. you can't believe arathing why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie?i why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie? it's why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie? it's lie why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie? it's lie because nhy is it a lie? it's a lie because they say they quit headquarters in net zero push. it's because they like they us they make it seem like they us doing it for the planet. they're doing it for the planet. they're doing they're it for doing it. they're doing it for the but also the planet. but it's also telling there that telling everybody out there that this is this net zero thing is destroying our city. but it's really not that. _ destroying our city. but it's really not that. it's- : “g ” it. 0g but it's really not that. it's that the is— really not that. it's that the is inai— really not that. it's that the it's that hsbc— really not that. it's that the it's that hsbc realised they oowii— it's that hsbc realised they oowii sas— it's that hsbc realised they could save a— it's that hsbc realised they could save a lot— it's that hsbc realised they could save a lot of money by moving—premisesl could save a lot of money by. moving—premises. moving to smaller premises. insy-rs— moving to smaller premises. insy-rs rising— moving to smaller premises. they're doinglbecause- they're doing it because they like they money. like money and they want money. it's just estate deal. it it's just a real estate deal. it nas— it's just a real estate deal. it nas noining— it's just a real estate deal. it has nothing to— it's just a real estate deal. it has nothing to do with zero. has nothing to do with net zero. vow— has nothing to do with net zero. vow-poops— has nothing to do with net zero. vow-poops ar- has nothing to do with net zero. you-people are going. you know, the people are going to be gutted you know, to be gutted because, you know, canary is pretty canary wharf now is pretty interesting very interesting around there. very vibrant, and vibrant, lots of bars and restaurants be dead. restaurants used to be dead. well, this is the i mean, well, this is the thing. i mean, isoawss— well, this is the thing. i mean, isoawss inai— well, this is the thing. i mean, because that area— well, this is the thing. i mean, because that area is heavily because that area is so heavily ispsnisni— because that area is so heavily dependent workers. dependent on office workers. vsan. — dependent on office workers. vsan. linsy-rs— dependent on office workers.| yeah. .they're-sort yeah. so they're trying to sort oflwork_ yeah. so they're trying to sort oflwork-area- yeah. so they're trying to sort oflwork-area into- yeah. so they're trying to sort of work area into a sort of re work that area into a sort of, of re work that area into a sort oilinow— of re work that area into a sort of,-know, mixed- of re work that area into a sort of, know, mixed use. of, you know, mixed use. residential. _ of, you know, mixed use.- residential._squash residential. yeah some squash oowris— residential. yeah some squash courts,_murals.. courts, some graffiti murals. vsan. — courts, some graffiti murals. vsan. ii-s— courts, some graffiti murals. yeah. it's quite— courts, some graffiti murals. yeah. i: : it“ yeah. it's quite trendy, which is they hsbc move. it's is why they let hsbc move. it's owned by the qataris. the owned by the qataris. and the qataris thought to themselves, owned by the qataris. and the qatarinotiought to themselves, owned by the qataris. and the qatarinot going to themselves, owned by the qataris. and the qatarinot going to negotiatezs, we're not going to negotiate with these and reduce the with these people and reduce the rent because it's a vibrant, happy , happening place. okay. happy, happening place. okay. we're to tuesday. i we're going to go to tuesday. i

nswspapsr— we're going to go to tuesday. i nswspapsr nswi— we're going to go to tuesday. i newspaper next. and this is news inai— newspaper next. and this is news inai isrsny— newspaper next. and this is news that jeremy hunt— newspaper next. and this is news that jeremy hunt is— newspaper next. and this is news that jeremy hunt is fighting to lsasoy— that jeremy hunt is fighting to lsasoy i— that jeremy hunt is fighting to save money. i assume. so he save us money. i assume. so he insn— save us money. i assume. so he insn iais— save us money. i assume. so he can then take it.— save us money. i assume. so he can then take it. _ save us money. i assume. so he can then take it. ”4:75” 1“ can then take it. lewis yeah, won.— can then take it. lewis yeah, well, it's about inflation, which he basically caused jeremy hunt press regulator didn't hunt to press regulator didn't cause caused cause inflation. he caused inflate ation. i don't even know who this guy is, but they all caused inflation. jeremy hunt to press regulators on extent of firms profiteering from inflation because firms are making money because it's a chaos situation where prices are going up, so they just raise it a little bit and they don't give it yeah they're it other ways. yeah they're taking advantage the taking advantage to put the pnces taking advantage to put the prices they need prices up further than they need to, they're bringing to, and they're not bringing them costs come them down when the costs come down. so. do think that down. so. so do you think that the regulators who are basically in in pockets of in the hands in the pockets of these companies to be these companies are going to be able to do something? i believe in the free market. they will they will an first they will make an extra. first of covid that of all, it was the covid that did printed all the did it. they printed all the money. this is happens money. and this is what happens when print money. you have when you print money. you have inflation the inflation and now is this the covid yeah, that . covid that existed? yeah, that. well, normally people like cos “j r:;,i< :7 ”4:75” 1“ well, normally people like that leo well, normally people like that iso nornaiiy— well, normally people like that leo normally hasn't. i:; gi::i leo normally hasn't. he's got a pairi—

leo normally hasn't. he's got a point about quantitative easing though. this is something we've gone but gone on. absolutely. yeah. but nornaiiy—ins- gone on. absolutely. yeah. buti normally _the free normally i'd agree that the free narisi— normally i'd agree that the free narisi oa— normally i'd agree that the free market can deal— normally i'd agree that the free market can deal with it because i-yu_ market can deal with it because i-yow sss— market can deal with it because i-yow prioss- market can deal with it because i-you see prices of- i mean you see prices of things going— i mean you see prices of things going-town— i mean you see prices of things going-iown-ii- i mean you see prices of thingsi going-down-it goes going up and down when it goes up, swsryioiy-s— going up and down when it goes up, everybody's like, oh my god, the up, everybody's like, oh my god, ins—ars— up, everybody's like, oh my god, ins—ars gsiiing- the companies are getting grssiy. — the companies are gettingi grssiy. —wnai the companies are getting- grssiy. —wnai io greedy. and it's like, what do insy—grssi- greedy. and it's like, what do they—greed when greedy. and it's like, what do. they—greed when it they forget about greed when it goss— they forget about greed when it goss-again— they forget about greed when it goes again, ridiculous. but goes down again, ridiculous. but insn— goes down again, ridiculous. but insn-a— goes down again, ridiculous. but then-a-instant- then i saw a jar of instant ooiiss;— then i saw a jar of instant coffee, instant— then i saw a jar of instant coffee, instant coffee, not nice ooiiss— coffee, instant coffee, not nice ooiiss-io— coffee, instant coffee, not nice coffee - 50 what? - coffee cost £10, 50 what? and ysan— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and ysan ;— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and ysan ; i— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and ysan , i know,— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and ysan , i know; i— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and yeah , i know, i know. unless yeah, i know, i know. unless ii-s— yeah, i know, i know. unless ii-s ;— yeah, i know, i know. unless ii-s ; isss— yeah, i know, i know. unless it's , unless it's— yeah, i know, i know. unless it's , unless it's come from like it's, unless it's come from like ooioniia— it's, unless it's come from like ooioniia or— it's, unless it's come from like colombia or something. is. colombia or something. this is. inis— colombia or something. this is. inis- — colombia or something. this is. inis- roan.- colombia or something. this is. this- yeah, but- colombia or something. this is. this- yeah, but youl this is insane. yeah, but you are you are young. i'm are gouging. you are young. i'm taking it. i'm old enough to remember the 1980s, 1970s, when there was inflation. we should never do a story on inflation. it is the most boring subject in the world. every single story is exactly like . thanks, lewis, and exactly like. thanks, lewis, and wants— exactly like. thanks, lewis, and inanis ior— exactly like. thanks, lewis, and thanks for drawing— cage“; 0 thanks, lewis, and thanks for drawing attention to iiai— thanks for drawing attention to nai-is— thanks for drawing attention to iiai-is srs- thanks for drawing attention to that. is we're going to that. but this is we're going to nows-yowr— that. but this is we're going to move _your behest. - that. but this is we're going to move your behest. yeah, to move on at your behest. yeah, to the move on at your behest. yeah, to is isisgrapn— move on at your behest. yeah, to the telegraph now.— move on at your behest. yeah, to the telegraph now. and who ipigss— the telegraph now. and who judges-judges- - the telegraph now. and who judges judges. the telegraph now. and who. judges-judges. leo-this judges the judges. leo so this is atoni— judges the judges. leo so this is about scotland's gender self id law that pretty much brought down nicola sturgeon. she couldn't, she couldn't say what a man and a woman was and who should be in what prison and all

the rest of it. and then she got arrested. then she got arrested. and reformed arrested. then she got arrested. and ideas reformed arrested. then she got arrested. and ideas of reformed arrested. then she got arrested. and ideas of worry reformed arrested. then she got arrested. and ideas of worry oformed arrested. then she got arrested. and ideas of worry of being those ideas of worry of being jailed with a male rapist . but jailed with a male rapist. but anyway, so the judge so basically westminster challenged the over the scottish government over this. so it's going to court , this. so it's going to court, but the judge is going to rule overit but the judge is going to rule over it pro gender ideology. over it is pro gender ideology. she or he. well, we don't know wnai— she or he. well, we don't know wnai ins— she or he. well, we don't know wnai ins iiggs— she or he. well, we don't know what the judge is— well, we don't know what the judge is going to rule, to what the judge is going to rule, io is— what the judge is going to rule, io is pg..— what the judge is going to rule, io is pg. io— what the judge is going to rule, to be fair, do we? _ what the judge is going to rule, to be fair, do we? vii: : 1“ 0 to be fair, do we? we don't know what they're going to rule. but they've previously said that the pro lady haldane pro gender this is lady haldane . she state sex is this . she did state sex is and this islgwoiaiion— . she did state sex is and this islquotation-is- . she did state sex is and this islquotation-is not- is a quotation sex is not iiniisi— is a quotation sex is not iiniisi io— is a quotation sex is not limited to biological or birth rsai— limited to biological or birth sex. yeah which— limited to biological or birth sex. yeah which is which is rong — sex. yeah which is which is wong ii-s— sex. yeah which is which is wrong. it's wrong.- sex. yeah which is which is wrong. 0 g fit r:;1“ �*7 it. wrong. it's wrong. scientific it's wrong. but if you're in a gender woowoo cult, then it's probably correct . okay. so are probably correct. okay. so are you spggssiing— probably correct. okay. so are you suggesting that- so are you suggesting that this judge may— you suggesting that this judge nay-ins— you suggesting that this judge nay-ins nosi- you suggesting that this judge may the most impartial ? may not be the most impartial? inai-s— may not be the most impartial? inai-s sxaoiiy— may not be the most impartial? that's exactly-i'm- that's exactly what i'm suggesting. this is like if you're up court for you're up up in court for burglary and you've got a judge who believes that burglary is the divine right of every man and woman. yes. then you're probably to get the probably not going to get the fair. but like i say, we have to be fair. we don't what's

be fair. we don't know what's going— be fair. we don't know what's going io— be fair. we don't know what's going to happen— ” we don't know what's going to happen here. and, you know;— going to happen here. and, you know; sis— going to happen here. and, you know, she might— going to happen here. and, you know, she might completely or know, she might be completely or is. —ion-i- know, she might be completely or. is. —ion-iwss he. yeah, we don't we don't we? well, we don't know he. ”4:75 1“ : 1“ 0 : 1“ 0 7 well, we don't know because insir— well, we don't know because their-ideology. - well, we don't know because their-ideology. i- well, we don't know because their ideology. their gender ideology. i see wrai— their gender ideology. i see wnai-saying- their gender ideology. i see what saying though. you what you were saying though. you were no, were making a joke kwasi. no, let's far. lewis let's not go that far. lewis what you make of this in this what do you make of this in this in this environment, we cannot not faith in any one not put our faith in any one judge to stop the tide of insanity, right? that's the most raiionai;— insanity, right? that's the most rational, coherent— insanity, right? that's the most rational, coherent ,_ insanity, right? that's the most rational, coherent , calm - 1“ 0g 3g“7 that's the most rational, coherent , calm thing rational, coherent, calm thing is— rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said.— rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said. _ rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said. it— rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said. 0 rr:;t it?“ i've ever said. it is very calm. i've ever said. it is very calm. i really enjoyed that. lewis you should do a bit of that. should do a bit more of that. okay. well, look , at okay. well, look, we're at the halfway now, don't halfway point now, but don't brush your teeth just yet because up, we've got because coming up, we've got dangerous new tv channels, dangerous new tv channels, dangerous old tv channels and some eton poshos. see you in a minute

gb news is the people's. channel welcome back to headliners. cl \ welcome back to headliners. your iirsi— welcome back to headliners. your iirsi rook— welcome back to headliners. your iirsi ioor ai— welcome back to headliners. your first look at tuesday's nswspapsrs- first look at tuesday's newspapers straight into iwssiay-s— newspapers straight into ipssiay-s i— newspapers straight into tuesday's i now with some isrriiying— tuesday's i now with some terrifying news— tuesday's i now with some terrifying news about how you're going— terrifying news about how you're going io— terrifying news about how you're going io isoiis— terrifying news about how you're going to decide the next srsoiion. — going to decide the next election. louis- going to decide the next election. r/r:;5 going to decide the next election. /r:;5 ?1“r: going to decide the next- election. louis yes and this is an ai chatbot story, but it's

not your typical one. it had to be explained to me before i understood it's not. and understood that it's not. and so don't turned off because i'm don't be turned off because i'm totally bored this chat bot totally bored of this chat bot thing. is about thing. but this is not about that, it's the rise that, right? it's how the rise of bots and the new tv of ai chat bots and the new tv stations could usually affect the next election. and this is in the i o and the new tv in the io and the new tv stations are you and you is us is gb news. you mentioned gb news in the article they mention it and it's coming the it and it's coming out of the mouth woman called mouth of this woman called rachel corp or whatever rachel corp or co or whatever her know. are her name is. i don't know. are you pronouncing her name incorrectly, deliberately to try and. know. is and. no, i don't know. what is her what name? i her name? what is her name? i actually know. you don't actually don't know. you don't know— actually don't know. you don't know? i— actually don't know. you don't know? i haven't— actually don't know. you don't know? i haven't even got it on my— know? i haven't even got it on my ioopnsni— know? i haven't even got it on my document. that's how little i _a.,wg,,- my document. that's how little i -anyway. so.- my document. that's how little i care. _anyway, so. so. care. so there. anyway, so. so here itn, here they've asked itn, who's a competitor us. yes and competitor here with us. yes and she's that as with the she's saying that as with the electoral cycle, which means elections, pressure on unbiased news grows greater like she's saying, the itn is unbiased and that we at gb news are going to do biased things . that's very do biased things. that's very inswriing. — do biased things. that's very insulting. and— do biased things. that's very insulting. and it's— do biased things. that's very insulting. and it's a- r:r:r : 1“g5 that's very insulting. and it's a joke. '1“r: insulting. and it's a joke. and arso— insulting. and it's a joke. and aiss nisiory— insulting. and it's a joke. and

also history is— insulting. and it's a joke. and also history is shown- insulting. and it's a joke. and also history is shown .- insulting. and it's a joke. and also history is shown . recent also history is shown. recent history is shown that the main stream media can be very biased . i mean, if you look at the election of joe biden, the democrat , it's worked in concert democrat, it's worked in concert with big tech companies, social media companies and big, big media companies and big, big media monoliths , all all the media monoliths, all all the american newspaper is to suppress the hunter biden laptop story. even over here i mean channel channel 4 news. it was a true it was a true story. - channel channel 4 news. it was a true it was a true story. and insy-rs— true it was a true story. and now they're doing it with the with the biden corruption corruption stuff that's coming out of the oversight. so out of the house oversight. so leaving this thing you leaving aside this thing of, you know;— leaving aside this thing of, you know; insy-rs — leaving aside this thing of, you know, they're—at. leaving aside this thing of, youi know, they're—at us know, they're having a go at us ani— know, they're having a go at us anwsi—rs going- and suggesting we're going to be inpaniar— and suggesting we're going to be inpaniar-oi— and suggesting we're going to be impartial of course, the impartial because of course, the nio— impartial because of course, the ins srs— impartial because of course, the bbc were impartial with bbc were never impartial with isrri— bbc were never impartial with irsxii-insys— bbc were never impartial with brexit, they? leave brexit, were they? let's leave inai—inis- brexit, were they? let's leave inai—inis iwsii that aside. but isn't this just more - same like - that aside. but isn't this just more-same like had more of the same like we've had so many— more of the same like we've had so many iinss— more of the same like we've had so many times when people have son—inai- sort of tried to suggest that psoprs— sort of tried to suggest that psopis ars— sort of tried to suggest that psopis ars-iy- sort of tried to suggest that people are by computers people are swayed by computers iwring— people are swayed by computers owing—l during elections? you know, irsxiii— during elections? you know,l brexit?_bradshaw during elections? you know,- brexit?_bradshaw in brexit? we had ben bradshaw in iariiansni— brexit? we had ben bradshaw in parliament-that- brexit? we had ben bradshaw in parliament-that it- brexit? we had ben bradshaw in parliament that it was parliament saying that it was iasioariy— parliament saying that it was basically russian bots who won irsxii—ii— basically russian bots who won brexit.-it was- brexit. you know, it was aisoiwisry— brexit. you know, it was absolutely ridiculous. so this iisa—io- absolutely ridiculous. so this iisa—io isl absolutely ridiculous. so this. idea _to be the idea that al is going to be the nsxi— idea that al is going to be the nsxi-inai— idea that al is going to be the next-that people- idea that al is going to be the next that people going next thing that people are going to next thing that people are going io—ani- next thing that people are going io—ani say;- next thing that people are going io—ani say; onl to complain about and say, oh war,— to complain about and say, oh wot—insy- to complain about and say, oh wsir,—insy onry- well, you know, they only won

ins— well, you know, they only won ins-isoawss - the election because of oornppisrs— the election because of| computers—i the election because of- computers_| think computers interfering. i think we computers interfering. i think wsi—n- we need more faith in the electorate, _ we need more faith in the electorate,-we?- electorate, don't we? yeah, i inni— electorate, don't we? yeah, i inianio. — electorate, don't we? yeah, i think-do. and- electorate, don't we? yeah, i think-do. and i- electorate, don't we? yeah, i think do. '1“r: electorate, don't we? yeah, i think do. “r: electorate, don't we? yeah, i- think-do. and i think this is think we do. and i think this is like say, is historic. like you say, this is historic. i mean, back in 1936, they did. they a they did a poll they did a poll. they did a poll where they asked people, who are you going for? and it you going to vote for? and it was overwhelmingly anti roosevelt for a to be roosevelt for a second to be elected . and the reason that it elected. and the reason that it was anti it was because they they made a telephone poll and only people who had telephones were listening and they republicans. so it's bull. but the most important thing . wait, the most important thing. wait, lewis, is it possible that- lewis, is it possible that aniiioiar— lewis, is it possible that artificial intelligence will sian— artificial intelligence will sian-iais- artificial intelligence will start fake news? artificial intelligence will- start _fake news? that's start creating fake news? that's the start creating fake news? that's ins isar— start creating fake news? that's ins isar nsrs. — start creating fake news? that's the fear here. yes,— start creating fake news? that's the fear here. yes, it will. 0 the fear here. yes, it will. it insrs-s— the fear here. yes, it will. it can. there's already- can. there's already there's already what do call it? already what do they call it? deepfakes some of are deepfakes some of them are really convincing. some of them are as but are hilarious as well. but i'm much more worried about the sort of mean, we all know reputable of i mean, we all know reputable places. can source the news, places. you can source the news, such know, the such as gb news, you know, the and we know the biases that are already on. if you read the daily mail or the guardian, you know, there's a certain bias already. it's different with gb wsws— already. it's different with gb news because,— already. it's different with gb news because, you- : it's different with gb news because, you know , each

news because, you know, each prsssnisr— news because, you know, each prsssnisr-insy- news because, you know, each presenter they think. presenter says what they think. vsan — presenter says what they think. vsan—yow-rsl yeah, yeah, right. so you're not worriso— yeah, yeah, right. so you're not. worried—manipulated worried about being manipulated in-oi— worried about being manipulated in _of-because- worried about being manipulated in of because people in terms of bias because people are in terms of bias because people ars—non— in terms of bias because people ars—non rnors- are telling, but much more worriso— are telling, but much more worried-sort- are telling, but much more worried-sort of. worried about the sort of iinisring— worried about the sort of tinkering suppression tinkering and suppression that's ions— tinkering and suppression that's done—andl done behind the scenes. and if ai done behind the scenes. and if iii-io— done behind the scenes. and if iii-is nays— done behind the scenes. and if iii-is have a- done behind the scenes. and if ai-to have a bias- done behind the scenes. and if al to have a bias at ai is going to have a bias at all. we've seen that all. we've already seen that it's they they it's got a woke bias. they they code be to be vastly left code it to be to be vastly left wing because the programmers coding left and we have coding it are left and we have to the most important thing is we stop calling bbc we have to stop calling the bbc the the media the media they're not the media they're the arm of the they're the estate arm of the propaganda network. okay. there we go. let's move on now to this. something you wouldn't know anything about, leo, this is a getting trouble for is a getting into trouble for political bias that didn't happen to you, does it? so ben elton rishi happen to you, does it? so ben elton-rishi sunak,- elton brands, rishi sunak, mendacious_ elton brands, rishi sunak, mendacious narcissist, sooiopain. — mendacious narcissist, sociopath. r: 1“ sociopath. that's quite an extreme remark. yeah, but ben iiion— extreme remark. yeah, but ben iiion is— extreme remark. yeah, but ben iiion is a— extreme remark. yeah, but ben elton is a left— extreme remark. yeah, but ben elton is a left wing— r:;,i

but bias and just presents things iwi inis— bias and just presents things iwi inis is— bias and just presents things but this is a— bias and just presents things but this is a guest on the bbc. inis— but this is a guest on the bbc. inis isr-i— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one of— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one of the- but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one of the if- this isn't like one of the if one of the presenters had said rishi is a mendacious, rishi sunak is a mendacious, narcissistic sociopath i think narcissistic sociopath, i think everyone there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evtanine there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evtan average there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evtan average monday there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evtan average monday night re'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evtan average monday night fori be an average monday night for the . i surely ben the bbc. but i mean, surely ben elton is allowed to it. elton is allowed to say it. apparently spontaneous. apparently it was spontaneous. he even know he was going he didn't even know he was going to this. so it's to be asked about this. so it's pretty i mean, pretty hack, though. i mean, swsry— pretty hack, though. i mean, every comedian— pretty hack, though. i mean, every comedian has a go at whoever, - know, - every comedian has a go at whoever, know, whatever whoever, you know, whatever poiiiios— whoever, you know, whatever poiiiios is— whoever, you know, whatever poiiiios is in— whoever, you know, whatever politics is in power. and i ion-i— politics is in power. and i don't think— politics is in power. and i don't think sunak politics is in power. and i don't think-sunak that don't think rishi sunak is that iai— don't think rishi sunak is that iailnsan— don't think rishi sunak is that iailnsan ;— don't think rishi sunak is that iailnsan , i— don't think rishi sunak is that bad. mean , i wish he i think bad. i mean, i wish he i think ns-s— bad. i mean, i wish he i think ns-s a— bad. i mean, i wish he i think he's a sociopath. _ bad. i mean, i wish he i think he's a sociopath. i wish he was more right wing. i wish he was more right wing. i wish he was osla— more right wing. i wish he was more i a sociopath _ more right wing. i wish he was more-a sociopath is- 1 g“ “g i wish he was more a sociopath is what i more of a sociopath is what i gsnpinsiy— more of a sociopath is what i genuinely-sorry. - more of a sociopath is what i genuinely sorry. g genuinely i'm sorry. i thought isn— genuinely i'm sorry. i thought isr-a— genuinely i'm sorry. i thought ben a bit of a ben elton was a bit of a conservative days. that ben elton was a bit of a consmyative days. that ben elton was a bit of a consmy understandings. that ben elton was a bit of a consmy understanding of'hat ben elton was a bit of a consmy understanding of it,t ben elton was a bit of a consmy understanding of it, i was my understanding of it, i think. yeah, when he's, think. i think, yeah, when he's, vou— think. i think, yeah, when he's, you-wnsn— think. i think, yeah, when he's, you-wnsn ns— think. i think, yeah, when he's, you _when he when- i think, yeah, when he's, you when he when he looks you know, when he when he looks at you know, when he when he looks ai nis— you know, when he when he looks ai nis ias— you know, when he when he looks at his tax bill,— you know, when he when he looks at his tax bill, he _ you know, when he when he looks at his tax bill, he probably isoos— at his tax bill, he probably becomes a more conservative. becomes a lot more conservative. okay. — becomes a lot more conservative. okay. roars.— becomes a lot more conservative. oiay. ioais. wnai— becomes a lot more conservative. okay. louis, what do— becomes a lot more conservative. okay. louis, what do -think- okay. louis, what do you think about this? do you know ben elton? you know, ben, this is noi— elton? you know, ben, this is noi aiowi— elton? you know, ben, this is not about ben— 7 you know, ben, this is not about ben elton. this is aiowi— about how the state controls the owiirow— about how the state controls the outflow _outflow. about how the state controls thei outflow _outflow of outflow of media, the outflow of iniornaiion— outflow of media, the outflow of information. what— outflow of media, the outflow of information. what want information. what they want to do information. what they want to io—ins — information. what they want to io—ins psopis- do is they want the people to inni— do is they want the people to inini-ins— do is they want the people to think-the-is- do is they want the people to think-the-is like. do is they want the people to think the is like with think that the bbc is like with the think that the bbc is like with ins-iiniis— think that the bbc is like with the-unble biased- think that the bbc is like with the unble biased is totally the itn unble biased is totally iaianosi— the itn unble biased is totally iaranosi; is— the itn unble biased is totally balanced, is fair— the itn unble biased is totally balanced, is fair when the truth is, balanced, is fair when the truth is is— balanced, is fair when the truth

is is ins— balanced, is fair when the truth is, it's the state— balanced, is fair when the truth is, it's the state propaganda nsiwori— is, it's the state propaganda network. and— is, it's the state propaganda network. and so— is, it's the state propaganda network. and so it can't be. but insy— network. and so it can't be. but insy wani— network. and so it can't be. but insy wani io— network. and so it can't be. but they want to pretend that it is insrs— they want to pretend that it is insrs . — they want to pretend that it is insrs . iis— they want to pretend that it is there . it's not— they want to pretend that it is there . it's not even- they want to pretend that it is there . 0 1“ there. it's not even the state. it's like it's like the blob, the woke blob that really the civil service, they're they're part of the same network as the bbc. that's what i mean. the siais— bbc. that's what i mean. the state oxbridge cabal that run everything and no matter who you vote they're still going to vote for, they're still going to be imposing be that blob they're imposing their values. can i ask you a gpssiioni — their values. can i ask you a question? _being. their values. can i ask you a question? being very question? are you being very unbiased here? what do you mean? i unbiased here? what do you mean? iwani— unbiased here? what do you mean? iwani io— unbiased here? what do you mean? iwani io os— unbiased here? what do you mean? i want to move on. _ unbiased here? what do you mean? i want to move on. i'm— l. : ”r“r:;:;7’ what do you mean? i want to move on. i'm sorry. wsrs— i want to move on. i'm sorry. we're going move to the we're going to move on to the guardian now about how some schools failing their schools are failing in their cultural education risk cultural education and risk turning into turning their students into americans. well well, it's a horrible disparity emerging in cultural education in schools, said the v&a head , which is the said the v&a head, which is the victoria and albert museum . i victoria and albert museum. i know what it is. i was actually saying— know what it is. i was actually saying io— know what it is. i was actually saying io ins— know what it is. i was actually saying to the audience, not for you,— saying to the audience, not for you, iowis. — saying to the audience, not for you, iopis. iini— saying to the audience, not for you, louis. and so— saying to the audience, not for you, louis. and so basically wnai— you, louis. and so basically wnai insss— you, louis. and so basically what these people have done is insy— what these people have done is insy-ins— what these people have done is insy-ins-oi- they took the museum of childhood— childhood in bethnal green, wnion— childhood in bethnal green, wnionlwas— childhood in bethnal green, which was going to take my which i was going to take my iris— which i was going to take my kits to,— which i was going to take my kids to, which— which i was going to take my kids to, which never made it kids to, which i never made it to kids to, which i never made it io insn— kids to, which i never made it io insn. i— kids to, which i never made it to them. i took— kids to, which i never made it to them. i took them everywhere. i to them. i took them everywhere. i-an— to them. i took them everywhere. in amazing— to them. i took them everywhere. i-an amazing father,- to them. i took them everywhere. i an amazing father, but

i was an amazing father, but i nswsr-insn— i was an amazing father, but i never-themlthe- i was an amazing father, but i never-themlthe of never took them to the museum of oniiinooi— never took them to the museum of childhood—sounded- never took them to the museum of childhood sounded so childhood because it sounded so norriiis— childhood because it sounded so norriiis io— childhood because it sounded so horrible to take— childhood because it sounded so horrible to take a— childhood because it sounded so horrible to take a museum of oiiiiiooi— horrible to take a museum of childhood. they— horrible to take a museum of childhood. they are creepy. insrs-s— childhood. they are creepy. insrs-s ons— childhood. they are creepy. there's one in— childhood. they are creepy. there's one in edinburgh and it's full of these dolls. they have film. i don't like have a horror film. i don't like them at all. i agree with you. because if chelsea starring, iis— because if chelsea starring, ii-s—psopisl it's stuff that old people ooiisoisi— it's stuff that old people collected when they were kids, it's collected when they were kids, ii-s noining— collected when they were kids, it's nothing that— collected when they were kids, it's nothing that kids like. and wnai-s— it's nothing that kids like. and was ins— it's nothing that kids like. and what's the story?— it's nothing that kids like. and what's the story? so this what's the story? and so this siory— what's the story? and so this siory-inai— what's the story? and so this story _that the- what's the story? and so this story that the victoria story is that that the victoria ani— story is that that the victoria ant-nwsswn - story is that that the victoria and museum took it over and albert museum took it over ani— and albert museum took it over and mais— and albert museum took it over and nais a— and albert museum took it over and made a whole— and albert museum took it over and made a whole new museum, iasioarry— and made a whole new museum, iasioaiiy ins— and made a whole new museum, basically the same— and made a whole new museum, basically the same museum, but insy— basically the same museum, but they-up— basically the same museum, but they-up everything- basically the same museum, but they up everything and, they cleaned up everything and, uh, they cleaned up everything and, an ani— they cleaned up everything and, an and yos— they cleaned up everything and, uh, and you're not— they cleaned up everything and, uh, and you're not getting to ins— uh, and you're not getting to is nsan— uh, and you're not getting to is nsan oi— uh, and you're not getting to the heart of it,— uh, and you're not getting to the heart of it, though, really. i the heart of it, though, really. i nsan— the heart of it, though, really. i ins— the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story— the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story is— the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story is about- the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story is about the disparity. is this the first iins— disparity. is this the first iins yos— disparity. is this the first time you've seen- r: car is this the first time you've seen this? i read ins— time you've seen this? i read is iiing— time you've seen this? i read is ining. — time you've seen this? i read is ining. in— time you've seen this? i read the thing. i'm just- time you've seen this? i read the thing. “g the thing. i'm just thinking, what point? leo do you what is the point? leo do you want to what is the point? leo do you wani io nays— what is the point? leo do you want to have a— what is the point? leo do you want to have a crack- what is the point? leo do you want to have a crack at- “7 leo do you want to have a crack at this os— want to have a crack at this so— want to have a crack at this one? so there's— want to have a crack at this one? so there's a- want to have a crack at this one? so there's a not one? so there's a i'm not going to one? so there's a i'm not going io is— one? so there's a i'm not going io is invisi— one? so there's a i'm not going to be invited £5ch to be invited back. basically, siais— to be invited back. basically, state schools don't get as good cultural education eton. you cultural education as eton. you know , posh schools, which i know, posh schools, which i mean, who the? yeah, if mean, who the? yeah, well, if you to a school in bethnal you go to a school in bethnal green wherever , you're not green or wherever, you're not going to as many opera recitals as you go to eton . i don't

as if you go to eton. i don't know. i think it's terrible. it's punishment for people. it's punishment for rich people. it's punishment for rich people. it's like, it's like saying to them like, yes, to be yes, you're rich, but to be rich, you have to suffer through this. this german singing for 3.5 hours. okay, look. so similar flavour to the next story in the times. now, pupils iron— story in the times. now, pupils iron-nays— story in the times. now, pupils from-have some- 5033 1“ now, pupils from have some learning to from eton have some learning to do. from eton have some learning to to. iso— from eton have some learning to to. iso so— from eton have some learning to do. leo so according to this iornsr— do. leo so according to this iornsr iion— do. leo so according to this former eton master john orapgnion— former eton master john oiapgnion ;— former eton master john claughton , in- former eton master john claughton , in schools like eton claughton, in schools like eton nosi— claughton, in schools like eton nwsi isaon— claughton, in schools like eton must teach pupils about their good— must teach pupils about their gooi ionwns— must teach pupils about their gooi ionwns . — must teach pupils about their good fortune . i— must teach pupils about their good fortune . 1“ must teach pupils about their good fortune . good fortune. i mean, they've probably worked it out, haven't they?i probably worked it out, haven't they? i mean, they're going to think that their eton isn't it. yeah. they're probably sitting there smart eating their there their smart eating their quail's like, you quail's eggs being like, you know is this probably know this is this is probably quite schools go quite good. yeah. as schools go but he it basically slams but he says it basically slams eton and he slams the former you know, whatever you call it, the people who've been educated at eton, they do this all the time like the posher schools were really behind, like and this really behind, like blm and this sort outfit that sort of marxist outfit that would want those schools absolutely . yeah. and absolutely destroyed. yeah. and the bricks used— absolutely destroyed. yeah. and the bricks used to— absolutely destroyed. yeah. and the bricks used to create- cr:;c«r :: yeah. and the bricks used to create homes for the bricks used to create homes ior oinsr— the bricks used to create homes for other people. _ the bricks used to create homes for other people. you know, this is-ani— for other people. you know, this is-ani ns— for other people. you know, this is-and he slams. i for other people. you know, this. is-and he slams. yeah, is madness. and he slams. yeah, he is madness. and he slams. yeah, is sians— is madness. and he slams. yeah, he slams former— is madness. and he slams. yeah, he slams former former alumni . he slams former former alumni. well, alumni like johnson, boris

johnson, rees—mogg, kwasi kwarteng. so johnson, rees—mogg, kwasi kwarteng . so the people who kwarteng. so the people who aonisws— kwarteng. so the people who achieve something.- g so the people who achieve something. yeah. and it's achieve something. yeah. and is iirs— achieve something. yeah. and it's like,-that's- achieve something. yeah. and it's like, that's exactly it's like, yeah, that's exactly inai-s— it's like, yeah, that's exactly inai-s-a— it's like, yeah, that's exactly that's-a great- it's like, yeah, that's exactlyi that's-a great-for that's such a great advert for your— that's such a great advert for your-insy-rs- that's such a great advert for your-they're the. that's such a great advert for- your-they're the people your school. they're the people that they went on to become literally prime minister. that's insane. movers about insane. movers and shakers about this insane. movers and shakers about ins—insn- insane. movers and shakers about inis—insn on- this self—hatred that them on the this self—hatred that them on ins—rsai- this self—hatred that them on the—yeah don't. this self—hatred that them on- the _yeah don't don't the prospectus. yeah don't don't slam them from eton. i mean of course it's elitist— slam them from eton. i mean of course it's elitist-and- course it's elitist eton and narow— course it's elitist eton and narow ani— course it's elitist eton and harrow and all— course it's elitist eton and harrow and all rest it. harrow and all the rest of it. of harrow and all the rest of it. iii-nons— harrow and all the rest of it. oi-nons oi- harrow and all the rest of it. of-none of us- harrow and all the rest of it. of none of us would harrow and all the rest of it.- of-none of us would have of course, none of us would have nai—io— of course, none of us would have nai—iolinsrsl had the opportunity to go there, but had the opportunity to go there, iii—nai— but the point is that they snowi— but the point is that they should _what- but the point is that they should what they but the point is that they- should _what they are should embrace what they are igni— should embrace what they are ago—gna- should embrace what they are right, and pretend right, and not try and pretend to right, and not try and pretend iolsonsining— right, and not try and pretend to something else. to be something else. yeah. iron-i— to be something else. yeah. iiin-i ysa— to be something else. yeah. didn't you-oxford?- to be something else. yeah. i didn't you _oxford? that didn't you go to oxford? that was later. yeah, but- didn't you go to oxford? that was later. yeah, but that- “i r: 1“ c gr:r riliryo

be better than everybody if the state is going to drag you down? all state is going to drag you down? air—on- state is going to drag you down? ari—on nowl state is going to drag you down?| ari—on is all right. let's move on now to the next and lewis has the guardian next and lewis has all that money i've donated to oxfam being spent facelifts. oxfam being spent on facelifts. well, i don't think that oxfam is spsniing— well, i don't think that oxfam is spending the— well, i don't think that oxfam is spending the money, but i inni— is spending the money, but i ininr iis— is spending the money, but i think it's the— is spending the money, but i think it's the money that the gs.— think it's the money that the us; ins— think it's the money that the us; ins-ari— think it's the money that the us, the-aid is— think it's the money that the us, the aid is going for us, the uk aid is going for priwais— us, the uk aid is going for private hospitals developing private hospitals in developing oiriss— private hospitals in developing countries and— private hospitals in developing countries and oxfam. but oxfam is saying— countries and oxfam. but oxfam is saying inai— countries and oxfam. but oxfam is saying that that— countries and oxfam. but oxfam is saying that that that it's wnsn— is saying that that that it's wnsn ws— is saying that that that it's when we that— is saying that that that it's when we that when britain sends nonsy— when we that when britain sends nonsy io— when we that when britain sends nonsy io priwais— when we that when britain sends money to private hospitals that the money to private hospitals that is psopis — money to private hospitals that is psopis wno— money to private hospitals that the people who are using those priwais— the people who are using those private hospitals— the people who are using those private hospitals in places like isnya— private hospitals in places like isnya or— private hospitals in places like kenya or india— private hospitals in places like kenya or india are being abused by kenya or india are being abused iy inoss— kenya or india are being abused by those hospitals— kenya or india are being abused by those hospitals because if insy— by those hospitals because if insy ion-i— by those hospitals because if insy ion-i pay;— by those hospitals because if they don't pay, they don't get let they don't pay, they don't get isi owi— they don't pay, they don't get isi owi oi— they don't pay, they don't get let out of the— they don't pay, they don't get let out of the hospital. and if insy— let out of the hospital. and if insy oan-i— let out of the hospital. and if insy oan-i pay,— let out of the hospital. and if they can't pay, they don't get let they can't pay, they don't get isi inio— they can't pay, they don't get isi inio ins— they can't pay, they don't get let into the hospital. your inopgnisi — let into the hospital. your thoughts? _i- let into the hospital. your thoughts? 1“ let into the hospital. your- thoughts? _i mean, it's thoughts? yeah, i mean, it's amazing actually amazing to see oxfam actually deal you know, material deal with, you know, material things that affect people's physical well—being as opposed to pronouns or something to their pronouns or something like that. they put out guidelines,— c they put out guidelines, didn't they, about c they put out guiilanguage,in't they, about c they put out guiilanguage, inclusive about c they put out guiilanguage, inclusive language the language, inclusive language and the language, inclusive language ansr-iini— the language, inclusive language ansr-rrno oi— the language, inclusive language and-kind of thing.- and that kind of thing. yeah. inai— and that kind of thing. yeah.| inai—yow-rs that you shouldn't say you're sianiing— that you shouldn't say you're sianiingla— that you shouldn't say you're standing-a cause- that you shouldn't say you're standing a cause because standing for a cause because inai-s— that's upsetting to disabled. they— that's upsetting to disabled. they-a— that's upsetting to disabled. insy-a-wori- they had like a 380 word document you know , showed document that, you know, showed their how use pronouns

their staff how to use pronouns . be dead by the . i mean, you'd be dead by the time finish reading it. but time you finish reading it. but yeah, i mean, i think this is this is an example we're giving hundreds millions pounds hundreds of millions of pounds to, countries their to, to other countries for their hospitals, shouldn't hospitals, which we shouldn't be doing read doing anyway. i read that apparently britons horribly apparently britons are horribly racist, nasty country. so why are doing nice things? but we are we doing nice things? but we should just charity doesn't really work. it backfires . we really work. it backfires. we should let the market do do their thing. these people are setting up private hospitals there. then the people who can afford treated. afford it can can get treated. if if we distort the market if we if we distort the market by providing health care, then we're just making them dependent on us. okay. i'm not sure i agrss— on us. okay. i'm not sure i agrss-iwi- on us. okay. i'm not sure i agrss-iwi i- on us. okay. i'm not sure ij agree-but i don't agree with that, but i don't inni— agree with that, but i don't ininr-goi— agree with that, but i don't think-got time- agree with that, but i don't think got time to go into think we've got time to go into it. think we've got time to go into i. -going— think we've got time to go into ii-going io- think we've got time to go into it.-going to have- think we've got time to go into it.-going to have a. it. so we're going to have a iinai— it. so we're going to have a final breather— it. so we're going to have a final breather now before some irirriani— brilliant last section stories ooning— coming right up, including iigninowss— coming right up, including lighthouse expensive lighthouse strikes, expensive iiooi— lighthouse strikes, expensive blood transfusions and ancestors you wowiin-i— blood transfusions and ancestors you wouldn't want— blood transfusions and ancestors you wouldn't want for dinner. sss— you wouldn't want for dinner. sss you— you wouldn't want for dinner. sss yow .—

in two. i in two.| welcome i in two. - welcome back | in iwo. - welcome back to | in iwa— welcome back to headliners . your welcome back to headliners. your iirsi— welcome back to headliners. your iirsi ioor— welcome back to headliners. your iirsi ioor ai— welcome back to headliners. your first look at tuesday's nswspapsrs- first look at tuesday's newspapers .- first look at tuesday's newspapers . and with this final newspapers. and with this final ssoiion — newspapers. and with this final section, we're going to go siraigni— section, we're going to go straight into— section, we're going to go straight into the eye. and is inis— straight into the eye. and is inis ins— straight into the eye. and is this the reason _ straight into the eye. and is this the reason that older psopis— this the reason that older psopis oan— this the reason that older people can seem quite rude? leo rsai— people can seem quite rude? leo vsan ;— people can seem quite rude? leo rsan , apparsniiy— people can seem quite rude? leo yeah , apparently more than 9 in yeah, apparently more than 9 in 10 yeah, apparently more than 9 in ii awiisiio— yeah, apparently more than 9 in 10 autistic people— yeah, apparently more than 9 in 10 autistic people over the age of 10 autistic people over the age oi io— 10 autistic people over the age oi so ion-i— 10 autistic people over the age of 50 don't have— 10 autistic people over the age of 50 don't have a— 10 autistic people over the age of 50 don't have a diagnosed insis— of 50 don't have a diagnosed ipsis according— of 50 don't have a diagnosed ipsis according to this study, isoawss— ipsis according to this study, because obviously most people ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed jsly most people ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed wheniost people ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed when they're ple ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed when they're when get diagnosed when they're when insy-rs—inow.| they're younger. so, you know, 30 even really know 30 years ago, even really know what when people what it was when these people were young. exactly. yeah. so they testing for it. for they weren't testing for it. for it back then. i mean, some it back then. but i mean, some of these things i'd surprised of these things i'd be surprised if get diagnosed if anybody could get diagnosed in symptoms are in the uk. so the symptoms are lack eye contact, anxiety and lack of eye contact, anxiety and social situations, preferring to be own . that's every be on your own. that's every british person . so we're just a british person. so we're just a nafion british person. so we're just a nation of autism . yeah, but i nation of autism. yeah, but i don't nation of autism. yeah, but i ion-i know— nation of autism. yeah, but i ion-i know i— nation of autism. yeah, but i don't know if that's- yeah, but i don't know if that's fair. ionis— don't know if that's fair. iowis io— don't know if that's fair. louis, do you- don't know if that's fair. louis, do you believe autism skisis— louis, do you believe autism skisis i — louis, do you believe autism exists ? you— louis, do you believe autism exists ? you know- louis, do you believe autism exists ? you know ,- louis, do you believe autism exists ? 1/r:r f exists? you know, actually, don't answer that question. this is an interesting one, inowgn— this is an interesting one, inopgn, isn-i— this is an interesting one, though, isn't it? that all of insss— though, isn't it? that all of insss psopis— though, isn't it? that all of these people have gone, iiagnossi— these people have gone, diagnosed for- these people have gone, diagnosed for a long time. it's oi— diagnosed for a long time. it's oi-inings- diagnosed for a long time. it's one of things, though, one of those things, though, inai— one of those things, though, nai-psopis- one of those things, though,

that-people-to- that when people get to a osnain— that when people get to a osnain ago— that when people get to a certain age, it— that when people get to a certain age, it will sense certain age, it will make sense of certain age, it will make sense oi—iiis;- certain age, it will make sense oi—iiis; won-ii of so much in their life, won't it? of so much in their life, won't pp wo— of so much in their life, won't pp no no— of so much in their life, won't pp no — of so much in their life, won't it? no no, no. 5 f it? no no, no. because. because basically it's personality. and when like red, when you see like leo red, the thing the rules thing red, the red, the rules for it's just like there's for it, it's just like there's so many people. so it's really , so many people. so it's really, it's anxious social it's anxious during social situations , finding it hard to situations, finding it hard to make friends, preferring to be on seeming blunt, on your own and seeming blunt, rude or not interested. it's just you . that's louis schaefer. just you. that's louis schaefer. that's many people. but it is that's so many people. but it is a spectrum, though— that's so many people. but it is a spectrum, though ._ that's so many people. but it is a spectrum, though . and- but it is a spectrum, though . and this a spectrum, though. and this are isgiiinaisiy— a spectrum, though. and this are legitimately—yeah,l legitimately a spectrum. yeah, but when something's on a spoonin— but when something's on a spectrum, either things spectrum, it either things siinsr— spectrum, it either things either exist. _ spectrum, it either things either exist. i- spectrum, it either things either exist. 1“r:;1r:; either exist. i know that there are have social are people who have social problems. it's nice to problems. yeah. and it's nice to have a label on it, but i grew up in a family where they put labels on people and i don't believe in these labels. they put labels, they said, you're mentally ill, you're schizophrenic. but louis, bipolar, lviv children, you know, kids know, i've taught autistic kids and know what they and like, if they know what they are monitor ing are and if someone's monitor ing it, help from a it, it actually does help from a teacher's perspective, from a teacher's perspective, from a teacher's perspective, from a teacher's perspective, might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it3r's perspective, might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it doesn't pective, might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it doesn't pecti\from might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it doesn't pecti\from the ht, but it doesn't help from the child as of fact, i'm child as a matter of fact, i'm going change my. you're going going to change my. you're going to this for saying to hate me for this for saying it, but don't they it, but i don't think they should on children. should put labels on children. you're telling a child

you're basically telling a child if if you're if you're like if you're autistic, oh, you're a broken machine, something's machine, you're something's wrong with you. yeah. when it could it just could be a phase. it could just be personality. they could be a genius. people well. genius. and people do so well. they're musk they're so successful. elon musk is-. — they're so successful. elon musk is-. iini— they're so successful. elon musk is-. and insrs— they're so successful. elon musk is-. and there is- they're so successful. elon musk is-. and there is an. is autistic. and there is an over diagnostic i mean, over diagnostic culture. i mean, i think people sometimes diagnose for diagnose with adhd. for instance, just instance, when they're just naughty, that kind naughty, you know, that kind of thing when thing does happen. and then when they thing does happen. and then when insylinis— thing does happen. and then when insylinis-insn— thing does happen. and then when they-this,-then the- they do this, then then the irwgs— they do this, then then the irpgs os— they do this, then then the drugs come. yeah. c31“ drugs come. yeah. oh, yeah, ysan. — drugs come. yeah. oh, yeah, yeah. okay. well, we're to yeah. okay. well, we're going to move the independent. move on now to the independent. unemployed move on now to the independent. unemplto ad move on now to the independent. unemplto be out of work. yes partner to be out of work. yes and and i've lived and it is true. and i've lived it. and it is true. and i've lived ii. i-ws— and it is true. and i've lived it. i've actually— and it is true. and i've lived it. i've actually lived this ining— it. i've actually lived this ining is— it. i've actually lived this thing is having a partner who is not thing is having a partner who is noi nawing— thing is having a partner who is noi nawinglinsy— thing is having a partner who is not having they did a study of not having a they did a study of smoo— not having a they did a study of ssooo psopis— not having a they did a study of 42,000 people in— not having a they did a study of 42,000 people in nine countries ani— 42,000 people in nine countries and ii— 42,000 people in nine countries and ii was— 42,000 people in nine countries and it was across— 42,000 people in nine countries and it was across the board for all and it was across the board for air nsn— and it was across the board for all men, because— and it was across the board for all men, because men are men and aiowi— all men, because men are men and women are about straight men paniopiariy. — women are about straight men particularly. g“ 1“ particularly. so straight men don't like it when they're out of work, their wives are of work, but their wives are off earning the breadwinner breadwinners. yeah, and this is the breadwinners. yeah, and this is is way— breadwinners. yeah, and this is is way insy— : yeah, and this is the way they presented it. it was—inropsani was. it was in the european sociological— was. it was in the european sociological-.- was. it was in the european sociological . they did sociological review. they did a siwiy. — sociological review. they did a sipiy. insy— sociological review. they did a study. they printed the study ani— study. they printed the study and insy— study. they printed the study and they painted it that way inai—riks. - and they painted it that way that—like. like. and they painted it that way that like. like it. that men don't like. like it. go.— that men don't like. like it. no; iis— that men don't like. like it. no, it's. women— that men don't like. like it. no, it's. women don't like it.

t hey— no, it's. women don't like it. insy ion-i— no, it's. women don't like it. they don't believe— no, it's. women don't like it. they don't believe that. - no, it's. women don't like it. they don't believe that. lewis no. this is about men are the men don't like it to be. they don't like it because the women hate it. and i've lived through it. hate it. and i've lived through i. wnsn— hate it. and i've lived through i. wnsn i— hate it. and i've lived through it. when i moved— hate it. and i've lived through it. when i moved to- 0 and i've lived through it. when i moved to this oowniry;— it. when i moved to this oowniry, i— it. when i moved to this country, i wasn't a huge success on oi— country, i wasn't a huge success on on wsws— country, i wasn't a huge success on gb news that— country, i wasn't a huge success on gb news that i— country, i wasn't a huge success on gb news that i am now. i wasni— on gb news that i am now. i wasni-iir— on gb news that i am now. i wasn't mr comedian. i was wasn't like mr comedian. i was irks— wasn't like mr comedian. i was iiks sirpggiing— wasn't like mr comedian. i was like struggling and a like struggling. and i had a kid,— like struggling. and i had a kit; iwo— like struggling. and i had a kid, two kids.— like struggling. and i had a kid, two kids. looking after kid, two kids. i'm looking after the kid, two kids. i'm looking after ins-nsrping- kid, two kids. i'm looking after the-helping-wifel the kids. i'm helping my wife rook— the kids. i'm helping my wife rook-kios- the kids. i'm helping my wife look-kids. and- the kids. i'm helping my wife look kids. and she she look after the kids. and she she naisi— look after the kids. and she she naisi ii. — look after the kids. and she she naisi ii. lysi— look after the kids. and she she hated it. .you were- look after the kids. and she she hated it. r:r:r “g hated it. so you were doing worse you are now? i am , worse than you are now? i am, leo. surely this is just intuitively correct that men don't like it when they're not providing for the family. i mean, i'm sure men prefer to providing for the family. i- mean, i'm sure men prefer to be prowiiing— mean, i'm sure men prefer to be prowiiing ior— mean, i'm sure men prefer to be providing for the— mean, i'm sure men prefer to be providing for the family, but i prsisr— providing for the family, but i prsisr ii— providing for the family, but i prefer it when _ providing for the family, but i prefer it when somebody is providing— prefer it when somebody is prowiiing ior— prefer it when somebody is providing for the family. when i nsi— providing for the family. when i nsi-i— providing for the family. when i met-i-basically. met my wife, i was basically pnsnpioysi. — met my wife, i was basically unemployed. was unemployed. i was i was a oonsiani— unemployed. i was i was a oonsiani io— unemployed. i was i was a comedian. so wouldn't be comedian. so you wouldn't be saioiaging—owii comedian. so you wouldn't be satcomedians_out| comedian. so you wouldn't be satcomedians are out comedian. so you wouldn't be satcomedians are just out of. comedians are just professional- of. comedians are just professional unemployed people. professional, unemployed people. ws-ws— professional, unemployed people. ws-ws-ioing— professional, unemployed people. ws-ws-ioing-io- we've taken doing nothing to wnsrs— we've taken doing nothing to wnsrs ws— we've taken doing nothing to where we can get paid doing it. ini— where we can get paid doing it. iwi yss— where we can get paid doing it. iii yss sis— where we can get paid doing it. but yes, she had— where we can get paid doing it. but yes, she had a— where we can get paid doing it. but yes, she had a job and i'm grai— but yes, she had a job and i'm giai sis— but yes, she had a job and i'm giai sns nai— but yes, she had a job and i'm giai sns nai a— but yes, she had a job and i'm glad she had a job. okay. the telegraph next with the story about lighthouse workers . leo, about lighthouse workers. leo, care us? hey. hey care to illuminate us? hey. hey so lighthouse workers have

iawnonsi— so lighthouse workers have launched their— so lighthouse workers have launched their first ever strike pg,— launched their first ever strike pay, so— launched their first ever strike pay, so i— launched their first ever strike over pay, so if you're sailing an oir— over pay, so if you're sailing an oii rig— over pay, so if you're sailing an oil rig near— over pay, so if you're sailing an oil rig near some rocks off ins— an oil rig near some rocks off is ooasi— an oil rig near some rocks off is ooasi oi— an oil rig near some rocks off the coast of britain, watch out. so the coast of britain, watch out. so ysan— the coast of britain, watch out. so ysan so— the coast of britain, watch out. so yeah, 40 people employed by the so yeah, 40 people employed by is wonnsrn— so yeah, 40 people employed by the northern lighthouse board in sooiiani— the northern lighthouse board in iooiiani ars— the northern lighthouse board in scotland are going to stop work at scotland are going to stop work ai noon— scotland are going to stop work at noon on monday. c at noon on monday. isn't that mean boats are going to start crashing into rocks and things? possibly. buti crashing into rocks and things? possibly. but i think the thing inai— possibly. but i think the thing nai-goi— possibly. but i think the thing that-got-that- possibly. but i think the thingi that-got-that maybe that we've got now that maybe the that we've got now that maybe ins—worksrs- that we've got now that maybe the _workers have i the lighthouse workers have owsrrooksi— the lighthouse workers have overlooked _we - the lighthouse workers have overlooked we have gps. overlooked is that we have gps. okays— overlooked is that we have gps. okays-ws— overlooked is that we have gps. okayi-ws oa— overlooked is that we have gps. okay?-we can avoid- overlooked is that we have gps. okay? we can avoid the okay? and so we can avoid the ioo— okay? and so we can avoid the ioo ioo— okay? and so we can avoid the ioo ioo ioo— okay? and so we can avoid the doo doo doo sailors not follow son— doo doo doo sailors not follow sori oi— doo doo doo sailors not follow sori oi siars— doo doo doo sailors not follow sort of stars anymore. ' “r: sort of stars anymore. and iignis— sort of stars anymore. and iignis in— sort of stars anymore. and iignis in ins— sort of stars anymore. and lights in the night. we are triangle thing.— lights in the night. we are triangle thing. yeah.- c g“5 1“ 1“ g“ we are triangle thing. yeah. what's it oaiisi— triangle thing. yeah. what's it called again?— triangle thing. yeah. what's it called again? sextant sexton. vsan. — called again? sextant sexton. vsan. okay— called again? sextant sexton. vsan. okay so— called again? sextant sexton. yeah. okay so on— called again? sextant sexton. yeah. okay so on the- called again? sextant sexton. yeah. okay so on the poles we are old nautical references . are old nautical references. what do you think about this, lewis? ithink what do you think about this, lewis? i think i just learned sonsining. — lewis? i think i just learned sonsining. i— 57 i think i just learned something. i hadn't even thought aiowi— something. i hadn't even thought aiowi inai. — something. i hadn't even thought aiowi inai. so— something. i hadn't even thought about that. so that's brilliant. iron — about that. so that's brilliant. iron iso. — about that. so that's brilliant. iron iso. i— about that. so that's brilliant. from leo. i think— about that. so that's brilliant. from leo. i think this an from leo. i think this is an underwhelming— from leo. i think this is an underwhelming . yeah, an underwhelming story. yeah, an underwhelming— underwhelming story. yeah, an underwhelming because underwhelming story. because it's underwhelming story. because ii-s oniy— underwhelming story. because ii-s oniy so— underwhelming story. because it's only 40 people who are going— it's only 40 people who are going-sinks.— it's only 40 people who are going strike. the whole world going on strike. the whole world is sssing— going on strike. the whole world is sssing inis— going on strike. the whole world is seeing this us— going on strike. the whole world is seeing this us discuss this wing,— is seeing this us discuss this ping, inis— is seeing this us discuss this thing, inis is— is seeing this us discuss this thing, this is so. - is seeing this us discuss this thing, this is so. �*frr�*r:cc thing, this is so. well, let's go is— thing, this is so. well, let's go to something that isn't underwhelming. is the daily

underwhelming. this is the daily mail. it's a story about maybe the future. mrs. lewis schaffer what's this? well, do you know wnai— what's this? well, do you know wnai-is— what's this? well, do you know wnai-is i— what's this? well, do you know wnai-is i un— what's this? well, do you know what-is ? uh, sounds- �*frr�*1“r?c 57 well, do you know what is ? uh, sounds like what she is? uh, sounds like sis-s— what she is? uh, sounds like she's available. _ what she is? uh, sounds like she's available. like she's available. it sounds like sis-s— she's available. it sounds like sns-s-sons. - she's available. it sounds like she's-some. somei she's available. it sounds like. she's-some. some lady she's got cash. some. some lady nansi— she's got cash. some. some lady named-franks— she's got cash. some. some lady named-franks-whyj named lynne franks reveals why she named lynne franks reveals why sns spsnis— named lynne franks reveals why she spends £5,000— named lynne franks reveals why she spends £5,000 pounds on nawing— she spends £5,000 pounds on nawing nsr— she spends £5,000 pounds on having her blood— she spends £5,000 pounds on having her blood taken out and oisansi— having her blood taken out and oisansi as— having her blood taken out and cleaned as she— having her blood taken out and cleaned as she turns 75. this is a proosiwrs— cleaned as she turns 75. this is a procedure that— cleaned as she turns 75. this is a procedure that she's gone inrowgn. — a procedure that she's gone through. she's— a procedure that she's gone through. 1“?r: : through. she's had every blood drop of blood in her body taken out in machine, and out, cleaned in a machine, and put back in, just run the dishwasher . put back in, just run the dishwasher. louis, i want to ask you, type of woman do you you, what type of woman do you think this is? i think this is a king— think this is? i think this is a kini oi— think this is? i think this is a kind of woman— think this is? i think this is a kind of woman who- 57 i think this is a kind of woman who can't wait for irri— kind of woman who can't wait for iwii-irown— kind of woman who can't wait for full-blown kidney- full on, full blown kidney iairwrs— full on, full blown kidney failure and— full on, full blown kidney failure and dialysis. okay. isoass— failure and dialysis. okay. because that's— failure and dialysis. okay. because that's coming. i'm asking— because that's coming. i'm asking you— because that's coming. i'm asking you because she's 75, she's going to have dialysis at some point. do you know who this iss — some point. do you know who this woman is? this— some point. do you know who this woman is? this woman- some point. do you know who this woman is? this woman is- do you know who this woman is? 1“ 1“ woman is? this woman is josh howie this is howie mother. so, josh, this is josh howie mother, josh howie, who regular on this show. who is a regular on this show. and did you this by josh and did you run this by josh nowis— and did you run this by josh nowis-yow— and did you run this by josh howie-you were- and did you run this by josh howie you were going to do? howie that you were going to do? norr— howie that you were going to do? ns-iiliins— howie that you were going to do? he'll-fine about— howie that you were going to do? he'll-fine about it.— howie that you were going to do? he'll-fine about it. he- he'll be fine about it. he picked he it. no. picked this. he picked it. no. did you run? he says it counts as a birthday present. so the thing about this— as a birthday present. so the

thing about this is,-isi thing about this is, which is inisrssiing— thing about this is, which is interesting because leon franks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] because leon franks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] becthe? leon franks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] becthe modelfranks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] becthe model foriks, of course, was the model for iiwina— of course, was the model for iiwina-in- of course, was the model for edwina in absolutely edwina monsoon in absolutely iaiwiows— edwina monsoon in absolutely gigging.— edwina monsoon in absolutely iarining inai— edwina monsoon in absolutely faithing that eddie would have of thing that eddie would have ions— of thing that eddie would have ions lkiiai; — of thing that eddie would have done .abfab, gone- of thing that eddie would have done abfab, gone off to get done in abfab, gone off to get all done in abfab, gone off to get git-gagge- done in abfab, gone off to get all cleaned, although all her blood cleaned, although it all her blood cleaned, although ii iossn-i— all her blood cleaned, although it doesn't make— all her blood cleaned, although it doesn't make sense, she says parasiiss—wsrs- parasites in my body were oawsing— causing internal inflammation. inai-s—yoa-rsl that's exactly wrong. if you've got internal internal parasites like yes in your gut, like whipworms. yes in your gut, then they release the chemicals that modulate your your immune response because they're a foreign protein. in other words, your immune system would attack them. didn't she refer to josh as a parasiiss— them. didn't she refer to josh as a parasite? so— didn't she refer to josh as a parasite? so yeah. '1“r: didn't she refer to josh as a parasite? so yeah. ' “r: as a parasite? so yeah. and he's issn— as a parasite? so yeah. and he's been expelled from the body. but but yeah, intestinal parasites . but yeah, intestinal parasites. this is why we have so many so many autoimmune disorders in the west, because we've eliminated these luck to these parasites. good luck to her. these parasites. good luck to in -i— these parasites. good luck to in -i nops— these parasites. good luck to her.-i hope she- these parasites. good luck to. her.-i hope she-nice her. i hope. i hope she has nice orsan— her. i hope. i hope she has nice oisan iiooi— her. i hope. i hope she has nice clean blood and— her. i hope. i hope she has nice clean blood and she . 1“ 1“ clean blood and she. this. this sparsi— clean blood and she. this. this sounds like she's it's sounds like she's been. it's been doctor been scammed because the doctor is her this and is about balance her this and doing this. it sounds like a load garbage. i don't think load of garbage. i don't think insy— load of garbage. i don't think nsy-oar— load of garbage. i don't think they-our blood- load of garbage. i don't think they-our blood out. load of garbage. i don't think. they-our blood out and they took all our blood out and put they took all our blood out and pwi ii— they took all our blood out and ppi ii iaok— they took all our blood out and ppi ii iaok in.— they took all our blood out and put it back in. i— they took all our blood out and put it back in. i think they iasi— put it back in. i think they iwsi iii— put it back in. i think they ipsi iii a— put it back in. i think they just did a bit.— put it back in. i think they just did a bit. _ put it back in. i think they just did a bit. '1“r: r:r:r just did a bit. and how do they not apparently not know? they're apparently they do it in continual thing. they do it in a continual thing. i just took some out.

i think they just took some out. t hey— i think they just took some out. insy—ii- i think they just took some out. insy—ii ari- i think they just took some out. they—it all out. they can't just take it all out ani— they can't just take it all out and says— they can't just take it all out and leave you— they can't just take it all out and leave you as— they can't just take it all out and leave you as a kind of husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive you as a kind of husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive yttook a kind of husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive yttook a cup'sof husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive yttook a cup's worth k. i think they took a cup's worth out i think they took a cup's worth owi-pwi— i think they took a cup's worth owi-pwi-irsw- i think they took a cup's worth out-put-brew back. i think they took a cup's worth out put brew back in. out and put iron brew back in. wsri— out and put iron brew back in. wsri-know— out and put iron brew back in. well,-know, we'll- out and put iron brew back in. well, know, we'll get josh well, you know, we'll get josh to well, you know, we'll get josh io—ws. — well, you know, we'll get josh io—ws. i- well, you know, we'll get josh to_us. i knew. well, you know, we'll get josh to_us. i knew iti well, you know, we'll get josh. to_us. i knew it was to ask his ask us. i knew it was i knew it was his mom. we've got to move on. mom. i was acting. that theatre on part. that was theatre on my part. well lois. finally we have well done, lois. finally we have the well done, lois. finally we have ins—iso— well done, lois. finally we have ins—iso ioss- well done, lois. finally we have the-leo does this- the telegraph. leo does this siory— the telegraph. leo does this story about story help make more sense about the-sometimes-atl the way lois sometimes looks at yous— the way lois sometimes looks at yous irooring — the way lois sometimes looks at you? drooling oh,— the way lois sometimes looks at you? drooling c31“ f you? drooling oh, so ancient human ancestors living almost 1.5 have 1.5 million years ago may have been cannibals. to been cannibals. according to this marks this study, they found cut marks on of an individual on the shinbone of an individual belonging to an ancient human relative. prove belonging to an ancient human relative . prove anything? belonging to an ancient human relative. prove anything? it relative. prove anything? if it was-marks— relative. prove anything? if it was-marks but- relative. prove anything? if it was-marks but cut- prove anything? if it was marks but cut marks. was tooth marks but cut marks. so was tooth marks but cut marks. so-inink— was tooth marks but cut marks. so-inink ii— was tooth marks but cut marks. so-think it was— was tooth marks but cut marks. so-think it was precisely- so they think it was precisely sliced off by a prehistoric butcher a stone knife. butcher wielding a stone knife. they didn't have the nice scalp, you know , of course, our you know, of course, our ancestors were cannibals, you know, they hadn't developed social skills, civilisation. they didn't have social skills, civilisation. - they didn't-have cutlery, social skills, civilisation. - the they? 't-have cutlery, social skills, civilisation. - the they? thethave cutlery, social skills, civilisation. - thethey? thethaautism. ', social skills, civilisation. - thethey? thethaautism. so did they? they had autism. so insy— did they? they had autism. so nsy-nake— did they? they had autism. so insy-naks sys- did they? they had autism. sol they-make eye contact, they couldn't make eye contact, make they weren't, they make friends. they weren't, they wasni—goi- make friends. they weren't, they wsrsn-i.—goilisz weren't. we've only got a few soosi insy— weren't. we've only got a few seconds. they were animals and aninais. — seconds. they were animals and aninais. -saon- seconds. they were animals and animals. _each other. i animals. eat, eat each other. and i the closest, the and i think the closest, the closest food that's the healthiest honestly, the healthiest honestly, the healthiest another human healthiest food is another human tastes like tastes like pork .

tastes like tastes like pork. this is to be the next this is going to be the next siags— this is going to be the next stage-extreme- this is going to be the next stage-extreme diet, stage of your extreme meat diet, isn-i— stage of your extreme meat diet, isn-i-know— stage of your extreme meat diet, isn't-know what? - isn't it? you know what? it's garis— isn't it? you know what? it's gaiis possiiis— isn't it? you know what? it's quite possible because not quite possible because i'm not totally because we totally against it, because we eat and other ruminants eat beef and other ruminants that are so close to what we are . and they and historically, if you've got brain problems, you should eat brain . if you've got should eat brain. if you've got here we go. so lewis, on that should eat brain. if you've got here ilewis so lewis, on that should eat brain. if you've got here ilewis endorsing on that note, lewis endorsing cannibalism- note, lewis endorsing cannibalism . um, let's just have cannibalism. um, let's just have a gwiok— cannibalism. um, let's just have a gpiok rook— cannibalism. um, let's just have a gpiok iook ai— cannibalism. um, let's just have a quick look at tuesday's front pages— a quick look at tuesday's front pagss .— a quick look at tuesday's front pagss . so— a quick look at tuesday's front pagss . so w-wss— a quick look at tuesday's front pages . so we've got the pages. so we've got the isisgrapn— pages. so we've got the telegraph who are leading with i oonii— telegraph who are leading with i oowii nays— telegraph who are leading with i could have taken— telegraph who are leading with i could have taken ukraine in a day,— could have taken ukraine in a gay—ins- day, says wagner boss, the iinanoiai— day, says wagner boss, the financial times— day, says wagner boss, the financial times has prigozhin isniss— financial times has prigozhin isniss irying— financial times has prigozhin denies trying to— financial times has prigozhin denies trying to oust putin in his masterclass— denies trying to oust putin in his masterclass march on moscow, the his masterclass march on moscow, is i— his masterclass march on moscow, is i nas— his masterclass march on moscow, the i has defiant— his masterclass march on moscow, the i has defiant putin vows wagnsr— the i has defiant putin vows wagner mutineers will be punisnsi— wagner mutineers will be pinisnsi .— wagner mutineers will be punished . the- wagner mutineers will be punished . the guardian is punished. the guardian is running— punished. the guardian is running with— punished. the guardian is running with enemies wanted iiwssia— running with enemies wanted kwssia io— running with enemies wanted russia to choke— running with enemies wanted russia to choke in civil strife, says— russia to choke in civil strife, says iwiin. — russia to choke in civil strife, says putin. daily— russia to choke in civil strife, says putin. daily express has iank— says putin. daily express has iank ioss— says putin. daily express has bank boss don't— says putin. daily express has bank boss don't kill off the nign— bank boss don't kill off the nign sirssi— bank boss don't kill off the high street and— bank boss don't kill off the high street and daily star best siay— high street and daily star best siay away— high street and daily star best siay away iron — high street and daily star best stay away from open windows . stay away from open windows. inai-s— stay away from open windows. inai-s io— stay away from open windows. that's to prevent— stay away from open windows. that's to prevent progression iron— that's to prevent progression iron ising— that's to prevent progression from being assassinated. those ins— from being assassinated. those were the front— from being assassinated. those were the front pages . that's all were the front pages. that's all goi— were the front pages. that's all goi iins— were the front pages. that's all we've got time for. _ were the front pages. that's all we've got time for. thanks to my gassis— we've got time for. thanks to my gassis iso— we've got time for. thanks to my gpssis iso ani— we've got time for. thanks to my guests, leo and lewis. we're iaok— guests, leo and lewis. we're iaok-ai— guests, leo and lewis. we're iaok-ai-wiini back tomorrow at 11:00 with sinon— back tomorrow at 11:00 with simon evans,— back tomorrow at 11:00 with simon evans, leo and cassandra.

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good evening. the heat preacher who we exposed last week who'd come in from bangladesh with some very, unpleasant and some very, very unpleasant and dangerous messages, has gone back to bangladesh and cancelled the rest of his tour. we'll debate, discuss that tonight and ask how on earth did the home council now have a chance to go to tihow gh 5555 council now have a chance to go to tihow on 55555 council now have a chance to go to tihow on idld council now have a chance to go to tihow on llfl'llldid the home ask how on earth did the home office give this man a visa? office give this man a visa? what also talk about crime . it what also talk about crime . it what also talk about crime. it would appear that in many parts what also talk about crime. it would appear that in many parts of the country, there are no of the country, there are no crimes solved at local level at crimes solved at local level at all. over the course of the last all. over the course of the last yeah all. over the course of the last yeah all. over the course of the last year. what's going on? and year. what's going on? and scampton is back in the news scampton is back in the news because west lindsey district because west lindsey district council now have a chance to go council now have a chance to go

to the high to the high court to try to preserve that ancient and rather historic site. but before all of that, let's get the news with polly middlehurst .