have been suppressed. in would have been suppressed. in any case, solidarnost saying this— any case, solidarnost saying this civil— any case, solidarnost saying this civil solidarity has shown that— this civil solidarity has shown that any— this civil solidarity has shown that any blackmail, any attempt to that any blackmail, any attempt te eate— that any blackmail, any attempt to create internal— that any blackmail, any attempt to create internal turmoil is teamed— to create internal turmoil is teamed te— to create internal turmoil is doomed to failure. ”c: doomed to failure. i repeat, we tte— doomed to failure. i repeat, we saw the greatest consolidation of society , executive and of society, executive and legislative power at all levels . a firm, unambiguous position in support of the constitutional order was taken by public organisations. religious denominations, leading political parties, party . well, here the parties, party. well, here the tetetga— parties, party. well, here the foreign secretary,— well, here the foreign secretary, james ctevetty— foreign secretary, james ctevetty ,— foreign secretary, james cleverly , says- foreign secretary, james cleverly , says the rebellion has cleverly, says the rebellion has shown— cleverly, says the rebellion has shown the— cleverly, says the rebellion has shown the world— cleverly, says the rebellion has shown the world that russia is not shown the world that russia is aet ae— shown the world that russia is net as strong— shown the world that russia is not as strong as— shown the world that russia is not as strong as previously thought— not as strong as previously thought . — not as strong as previously thought . “cg “ not as strong as previously thought . “cg ~ fizzttz; cit" not as strong as previously- thought . rogozhin's rebellion is thought. rogozhin's rebellion is unprecedented challenge to president putin's authority and it is clear that cracks are emerging in the russian support for the war. i of course, hold no candle for prigozhin or his forces. they have committed atrocities in ukraine and elsewhere , but he has said out

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flat anybody's watching. the earth is ttat ana— anybody's watching. the earth is flat and hollow. there we- anybody's watching. a�*t: there we go. flat and hollow. there we go. very geot— flat and hollow. there we go. very goat ,— flat and hollow. there we go. very good , louis.— flat and hollow. there we go. very good , louis. now- a�*t: there we go. very good , louis. now you're very good, louis. now you're tang— very good, louis. now you're tetng ny— very good, louis. now you're doing my material for louis. were— doing my material for louis. were not. — doing my material for louis. we're not. we're— doing my material for louis. we're not. we're going- doing my material for louis. we're not. we're going to go for you. having no ofcom complaints tentgnt. — you. having no ofcom complaints tentgnt. natt— you. having no ofcom complaints tentgnt. -att te— you. having no ofcom complaints tonight. -all be above- tonight. it'll all be above board. all will good. okay, board. all will be good. okay, so go to on the front so let's go to on the front covers of tuesday day's newspapers. the telegraph are leading with. i could have taken ukraine in a day, says wagner, boss. the financial times has prigogine denies trying to oust putin in his masterclass march on moscow, the i defiant putin vows wagner mutineers will be punished, and the guardian has enemies wanted russia to choke in civil strife, says putin. daily express bank boss don't kill daily express bank boss don't tttt att— daily express bank boss don't tttt att tne— daily express bank boss don't kill off the high— daily express bank boss don't kill off the high street. tatatty— kill off the high street. totally different- kill off the high street. totally different story there. and the daily star going back to the russian story. best stay away from open windows. i think they're talking about the potential for that man to be assassinated. those your assassinated. those were your front pages . okay. we're going front pages. okay. we're going to start the show looking at the

cover of tuesday's telegraph. leo, obviously, russia is dominating because we've just had a speech, haven't we, from we had a speech from putin and then i believe the wagner boss, evgeny prigozhin , released an evgeny prigozhin, released an audio note response to the speech and he's claimed he's claimed that his mutiny in which he marched like 800km, almost all the way to moscow. he said it was a masterclass— all the way to moscow. he said it was a masterclass in- f he said it was a masterclass in how to taanen— it was a masterclass in how to taanen a— it was a masterclass in how to launch a launch,— it was a masterclass in how to launch a launch, an invasion and enenet— launch a launch, an invasion and stated tne— launch a launch, an invasion and showed the kremlin leaders that wagner— showed the kremlin leaders that wagner eeatt— showed the kremlin leaders that wagner could have seized ukraine nttntn— wagner could have seized ukraine nttntn a— wagner could have seized ukraine nttntn a tan— wagner could have seized ukraine within a day, which— wagner could have seized ukraine within a day, which i think is a bit within a day, which i think is a at r— within a day, which i think is a at r mean— within a day, which i think is a bit i mean, why— within a day, which i think is a bit i mean, why didn't he then? so bit i mean, why didn't he then? so ne— bit i mean, why didn't he then? so ne nae— bit i mean, why didn't he then? so he was there— bit i mean, why didn't he then? so he was there trying. he still teet— so he was there trying. he still teat att— so he was there trying. he still teat att tne— so he was there trying. he still took all the bravado. so he's attu— took all the bravado. so he's atttt going— took all the bravado. so he's still going after the military leaders. it still going after the military leaders . it took him a year. it leaders. it took him a year. it teat— leaders. it took him a year. it teat ntn— leaders. it took him a year. it teat ntn a— leaders. it took him a year. it took him a year— leaders. it took him a year. it took him a year and- : it took him a year. it took him a year and 20,000 treate— took him a year and 20,000 treepe tast— took him a year and 20,000 treepe taet te— took him a year and 20,000 troops just to seize bakhmut. so i troops just to seize bakhmut. so rtntnt— troops just to seize bakhmut. so rtntnt tne— troops just to seize bakhmut. so i think the-actual- i think the biggest actual nttttan— i think the biggest actual military -the. i think the biggest actual- military -the whole military success in the whole tne— military success in the whole war, the biggest— military success in the whole war, the biggest city, seize was teeter— war, the biggest city, seize was rostov-which- war, the biggest city, seize was rostov-which is- war, the biggest city, seize was rostov which is actually rostov on don, which is actually in rostov on don, which is actually tn taeeta. — rostov on don, which is actually tn taeeta. se— rostov on don, which is actually in russia. so russia's invasion of in russia. so russia's invasion at trtratne— in russia. so russia's invasion of ukraine hasn't— in russia. so russia's invasion of ukraine hasn't really worked in of ukraine hasn't really worked tn-et— of ukraine hasn't really worked in -of season. - of ukraine hasn't really worked in-of season. is- of ukraine hasn't really worked in-of season. is it- of ukraine hasn't really worked in of season. in terms of season. is it just a russian thing? it just russian thing? is it just a russian thing? is it just a russian male military leaders, they to quite they they have to be quite they're the bravado. they're all about the bravado. yes. putin's the same, isn't he?

it's like the sopranos. it's- it's like the sopranos. it's anaztne. — it's like the sopranos. it's anaztng. nat— it's like the sopranos. it's amazing. but i— it's like the sopranos. it's amazing. but i think wagner from the amazing. but i think wagner from tne x— amazing. but i think wagner from tne x raeter— amazing. but i think wagner from the x factor would— amazing. but i think wagner from the x factor would have more the x factor would have had more nane— the x factor would have had more enane—teats.- chance of taking kyiv louis. wnat— chance of taking kyiv louis. wnat-tntnt- chance of taking kyiv louis. what think about this? what do you think about this? neeaaee r— what do you think about this? because, i mean,— what do you think about this? because, i mean, let's- what do you think about this? because, i mean, let's talk about putin's speech. you know, he's very angry. he's obviously very angry. i don't but saw don't speak russian, but i saw his and he looked his body language and he looked annoyed. think annoyed. let's put it. i think he feels like his authority has been undermined or he could have early onset parkinson's or something. he looks he looked a bit something. he looks he looked a tat-rt— something. he looks he looked a bit it wouldn't be that bit jittery. it wouldn't be that early it's about the early onset. it's about the right time to get. yeah, i guess so. it's not that he's not a enane— so. it's not that he's not a spring chicken. _ so. it's not that he's not a spring chicken. i- it's not that he's not a spring chicken. i think of him as being— spring chicken. i think of him as tetng young-— spring chicken. i think of him as being young. well, comparatively, comparatively nnate— comparatively, comparatively - nnate—taeeta what? people forget about russia and what? people forget about russia ant—te— what? people forget about russia ant—re net- what? people forget about russia and—is not like- and is that russia is not like wnen— and is that russia is not like wnen r— and is that russia is not like wnen r sav— and is that russia is not like us. when i say-i- and is that russia is not like us. when i say i mean either us. when i say us, i mean either anertea— us. when i say us, i mean either anertea ar— us. when i say us, i mean either america or britain— us. when i say us, i mean either america or britain like america or britain is. they like a-etreng— america or britain is. they like a-strong leader.- america or britain is. they like a strong leader. they do. a very strong leader. they do. they— a very strong leader. they do. they-a— a very strong leader. they do. they-a-leader- a very strong leader. they do. they-a-leader .. a very strong leader. they do.i they-a-leader . and they like a strong leader. and he they like a strong leader. and ne-enenn— they like a strong leader. and ne-enenn ta— they like a strong leader. and he shown to weak. well so he was shown to be weak. well so do he was shown to be weak. well so to — he was shown to be weak. well so to were— he was shown to be weak. well so to were aet— he was shown to be weak. well so do we. m; grzzr cc" uh, he was shown to be weak. well so do we. m; gr1::r r:1:7�* uh, come do we. we've got biden. uh, come on. do we. we've got biden. uh, come on— do we. we've got biden. uh, come on maybe— do we. we've got biden. uh, come on. oh maybe rishi_ do we. we've got biden. uh, come on. oh maybe rishi sunak- do we. m; gr1::r r:1:7�* uh, come on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, tat— on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, tat een— on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, but even those— on. oh maybe rishi sunak. no, but even those guys pretend to be e— but even those guys pretend to be nice bench— but even those guys pretend to be nice bench press. yeah, he's pretty— be nice bench press. yeah, he's pretty impressive. _ be nice bench press. yeah, he's pretty impressive. 50:11.“ be nice bench press. yeah, he's pretty impressive. 50:7“ pretty impressive. listen, i tttnt— pretty impressive. listen, i think the thing about that, that speech that putin gave is that he was banging on and in he was banging on and on in translation about unity. he was

talking about the thing that sort seen this guy off is sort of has seen this guy off is that russia is so unified. well, clearly , it's not because that clearly, it's not because that one town that that wagner did manage to take, they were cheering them. the locals were delighted about that. and the national guard— r::; g: and the national guard basically laid tenn— national guard basically laid down -weapons- national guard basically laid down weapons let them down the weapons and let them let down the weapons and let them tet—eene- down the weapons and let them l tet—eene let them pass through some some nttttan— let them pass through some some nttttarr enane— let them pass through some some military reports of— let them pass through some some military reports of russian military reports of some russian eetttere— military reports of some russian soldiers actually— military reports of some russian soldiers actually joining wagner.— soldiers actually joining wagner. yeah, the opposite wagner. so, yeah, the opposite anteate— wagner. so, yeah, the opposite appeette et— wagner. so, yeah, the opposite appeette at rt.— wagner. so, yeah, the opposite opposite of it. and also it was neat— opposite of it. and also it was netrt nan— opposite of it. and also it was weird how how— opposite of it. and also it was weird how how wagner seemed to be weird how how wagner seemed to te tn— weird how how wagner seemed to te tn a— weird how how wagner seemed to te tn a peettten— weird how how wagner seemed to be in a position to— weird how how wagner seemed to be in a position to really seize ratt— be in a position to really seize rett tne— be in a position to really seize roll the tanks— be in a position to really seize roll the tanks into— be in a position to really seize roll the tanks into red square ant— roll the tanks into red square ant ttnten— roll the tanks into red square and finish the— roll the tanks into red square and finish the coup and finish off and finish the coup and finish on at— and finish the coup and finish on at rattn. — and finish the coup and finish off of putin. i— and finish the coup and finish off of putin. i don't know if nte— off of putin. i don't know if his backers— off of putin. i don't know if his backers in— off of putin. i don't know if his backers in the you know, in the his backers in the you know, in tne trenttn— his backers in the you know, in the kremlin or— his backers in the you know, in the kremlin or in— his backers in the you know, in the kremlin or in the russian etttee— the kremlin or in the russian elites suddenly— the kremlin or in the russian elites suddenly got scared and nattet— elites suddenly got scared and pattet eat. — elites suddenly got scared and pulled out. but,— elites suddenly got scared and pulled out. but, you know, they cut pulled out. but, you know, they eat tnte— pulled out. but, you know, they cut this deal.— pulled out. but, you know, they cut this deal. lukashenko from netarae— cut this deal. lukashenko from netarae ,— cut this deal. lukashenko from belarus , which— cut this deal. lukashenko from belarus , which is— cut this deal. lukashenko from belarus , which is sort of, you belarus, which is sort of, you knew,— belarus, which is sort of, you know, russian— belarus, which is sort of, you know, russian federation eatetttte— know, russian federation satellite -came - know, russian federation satellite came in and satellite state, came in and netnet— satellite state, came in and netnet eat— satellite state, came in and helped cut this— satellite state, came in and helped cut this deal. but we're exneettnt— helped cut this deal. but we're expeettng te— helped cut this deal. but we're expecting to see— helped cut this deal. but we're expecting to see shoygu, the taeetan— expecting to see shoygu, the russian defence _ expecting to see shoygu, the russian defence minister, and tenant— russian defence minister, and eeraetrne tne— russian defence minister, and gerasimov, the top general . gerasimov, the top general. were— gerasimov, the top general. we're expecting— gerasimov, the top general. we're expecting to see them gone and we're expecting to see them gone ant tney— we're expecting to see them gone and they weren't— we're expecting to see them gone and they weren't that announcement wasn't made tonight in

announcement wasn't made tonight tn-et— announcement wasn't made tonight tn-et taeeta— announcement wasn't made tonight tn-et taeeta. — announcement wasn't made tonight tn-et taeeta. t— announcement wasn't made tonight in-of russia . i mean,- announcement wasn't made tonight in-of russia. i mean, i- in terms of russia. i mean, i treat— in terms of russia. i mean, i would suggest that this deal about going to about prigozhin going to belarus, that doesn't look strong terms because strong in russian terms because in russian terms, historically, whenever this this kind of mutiny, something very bad happens mutineers, happens to the mutineers, doesn't something doesn't it? louis it's something very— doesn't it? louis it's something ten tat— doesn't it? louis it's something very tat nast— doesn't it? louis it's something very bad must happen- : 0 07’ it's something very bad must happen to the rnattneere. — very bad must happen to the mutineers. the— very bad must happen to the mutineers. the only power that ran— mutineers. the only power that ran nae— mutineers. the only power that ran nae te— mutineers. the only power that putin has is to— mutineers. the only power that putin has is to be— mutineers. the only power that putin has is to be considered eraztty— putin has is to be considered crazily insane— putin has is to be considered crazily insane and unless he true,— crazily insane and unless he kills, unless— crazily insane and unless he kills, unless he— crazily insane and unless he kills, unless he kills that guy , nee— kills, unless he kills that guy , ne-e net— kills, unless he kills that guy , he's not considered crazily insane. well,— , he's not considered crazily insane. well, we— , he's not considered crazily insane. well, we don't know nnere— insane. well, we don't know nnere ne— insane. well, we don't know nnere ne te. — insane. well, we don't know where he is. we— insane. well, we don't know where he is. we don't know where rrttazntn— where he is. we don't know where rrttazntn te— where he is. we don't know where prigozhin is now,— where he is. we don't know where prigozhin is now, do— where he is. we don't know where prigozhin is now, do we? t:; prigozhin is now, do we? he's. trey-re— prigozhin is now, do we? he's. they're building camps in belarus. so i mean, it looks like he is going to be putin basically said got two basically said wagner's got two options. either disband options. you can either disband and can join and your soldiers can can join the and he was the russian military. and he was careful not to condemn wagner. and he said, look, there's just a were led a few bad ones that were led astray. he can't because people ate— astray. he can't because people ttte men.— astray. he can't because people like them. yeah— he can't because people like them. yeah people like men.— like them. yeah people like tnen. rant,— like them. yeah people like them. what, to— like them. yeah people like them. what, to do that? because he them. what, to do that? because ne-nreeteae— them. what, to do that? because he-precious unity. i he wants his precious unity. ant— he wants his precious unity. ant atta— he wants his precious unity. and also they're— he wants his precious unity. and also they're-at- and also they're good at fighting and might fighting and they might do another this this is another coup. and this this is the thing, you apparently the thing, you know, apparently there to be allowed to there are going to be allowed to they on russian soil they can't stay on russian soil

or ukraine, but they or fight in ukraine, but they can belarus, which i'd can go to belarus, which i'd have for lukashenko, the have thought for lukashenko, the dictator belarus. that's dictator in belarus. that's dangerous because, i mean, if they can take moscow, dangerous because, i mean, if they can definitely ke moscow, dangerous because, i mean, if they can definitely take )scow, dangerous because, i mean, if they can definitely take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they cr|i definitely take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they 01 could itely take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they 01 could take take minsk. dangerous because, i mean, if they 01 could take minsk,insk. and i, i could take minsk, the belarus troops haven't been doing any fighting. have doing any fighting. wagner have been fighting for like, you know, years, you know, know, for years, you know, across world syria , across the world in syria, africa and everywhere. they africa and everywhere. so they know fight, makes know to how fight, which makes all difference. but all the all the difference. but will whatever the guy's- t: : but will whatever the guy's name, rrttazntn— will whatever the guy's name, prigozhin-will— will whatever the guy's name, prigozhin-will his- will whatever the guy's name, prigozhin will his people prigozhin will will his people tttnt— prigozhin will will his people tttnt ter— prigozhin will will his people fight for him?— prigozhin will will his people fight for him? and i don't think tnat— fight for him? and i don't think tnat tney— fight for him? and i don't think tnat tney att— fight for him? and i don't think that they will because they like him— that they will because they like ntn, tneatn— that they will because they like him, though - do _ that they will because they like him, though do like him. him, though they do like him. nat— him, though they do like him. tat-anen— him, though they do like him. tat-anen yea- him, though they do like him. but-when you go- him, though they do like him. but when you go like but it's like when you go like tne— but it's like when you go like tne-te— but it's like when you go like tne-re nnen- but it's like when you go like the-is when you- but it's like when you go like the is when you go after the saying is when you go after the saying is when you go after tne kinse— the saying is when you go after tne ttng, yea-re— the saying is when you go after the king, you've got to make yea— the king, you've got to make yea-tne.- the king, you've got to make sure you king. yeah. sure you kill the king. yeah. all sure you kill the king. yeah. att rent.— sure you kill the king. yeah. all right. and— sure you kill the king. yeah. all right. and so— sure you kill the king. yeah. all right. and so they went all the all right. and so they went all tne nay. — all right. and so they went all tne nay. -nent— all right. and so they went all the way. went 800 miles in the way. they went 800 miles in ant—nea- the way. they went 800 miles in and—heyr natt- the way. they went 800 miles in and—heyr watt a| and then they told, hey, wait a eeeent — and then they told, hey, wait a second,-changed- and then they told, hey, wait a second, changed our mind. second, we've changed our mind. were— second, we've changed our mind. were not— second, we've changed our mind. were not going— second, we've changed our mind. we're not going entire way. we're not going the entire way. ant— we're not going the entire way. ant-anat— we're not going the entire way. antlnnat-tney- we're not going the entire way. and what they going to go and so what are they going to go taet— and so what are they going to go taet-tn— and so what are they going to go taet-tn earne— and so what are they going to go back-in some camp- and so what are they going to go back in some camp in back and sit in some camp in netarae— back and sit in some camp in belarus-have— back and sit in some camp in belarus have another rousing belarus and have another rousing wrtttan— belarus and have another rousing william braveheart william wallace type braveheart eneeen—net- william wallace type braveheart eneeen—net tant- speech and you're not going to rattan— speech and you're not going to rattan rt— speech and you're not going to follow it again— speech and you're not going to follow it again if— speech and you're not going to follow it again if you're just not— follow it again if you're just not-amazingly. - follow it again if you're just not amazingly. 1�* t: not so amazingly. putin and prigozhin out prigozhin both both come out looking weak. do. let's looking weak. they do. let's move though, looking weak. they do. let's move -though, because i looking weak. they do. let's- move-though, because there's move on, though, because there's anatner— move on, though, because there's anatner-an— move on, though, because there's another-on the— move on, though, because there's another-on the still- move on, though, because there's another on the still on another story on the still on

tne— another story on the still on tne-tne — another story on the still on the the telegraph about the front of the telegraph about netnetee. — the front of the telegraph about netnetee. -tnte— the front of the telegraph about potholes. -this-so| potholes. what's this one? so eteetrte— potholes. what's this one? so electric vehicles— potholes. what's this one? so electric vehicles caused- potholes. what's this one? so electric vehicles caused twice the petrol cars on the damage of petrol cars on pothole roads. pothole plagued roads. so i mean, the state roads in britain, are really bad. britain, they are really bad. i've noticed recently, i've noticed this recently, especiallv_ i've noticed this recently, especially scotland. 0 especially in scotland. it's craz-v— especially in scotland. it's crazy-driving- especially in scotland. it'sl crazy-driving across crazy. it's like driving across a field. you'd think a ploughed field. you'd think you're mogadishu or you're in mogadishu or something. electric something. but yeah, electric vehicles, they're vehicles, because they're twice as all as heavy. this is causing all sorts of issues. so multi—storey car strong enough. car parks aren't strong enough. there's multi—storey there's going to be multi—storey , car parks are going to be collapsing under the weight of these teslas and also the potholes well. okay. and potholes now as well. okay. and the is, is that the added point is, is that teaae— the added point is, is that because there's- the added point is, is that because there's greater more naeelnatten— because there's greater more mass matter, because they're mass or matter, because they're ate—ae— mass or matter, because they're ttte—ae naen- mass or matter, because they're ttte—ae naen ae- mass or matter, because they're like—as much as a. like three times as much as a retatar— like three times as much as a retatar ea— like three times as much as a regular car, they're super tangereae— regular car, they're super dangerous-if- regular car, they're super dangerous. if get regular car, they're super- dangerous..if-get front dangerous. so if you get front entet— dangerous. so if you get front entetlan— dangerous. so if you get front entetlan tn— dangerous. so if you get front ended an ev. yeah, i don't ended by an ev. yeah, i don't know— ended by an ev. yeah, i don't know whether— ended by an ev. yeah, i don't know whether they have. they tttn-t— know whether they have. they didn't mention _ know whether they have. they didn't mention that in the ante,— didn't mention that in the antete, tat— didn't mention that in the article, but i— didn't mention that in the article, but i think that's the tagger— article, but i think that's the tagger problem— article, but i think that's the bigger problem is people are going— bigger problem is people are gang to— bigger problem is people are gang to te— bigger problem is people are going to be dying but the good for going to be dying but the good tar tne— going to be dying but the good for the environment. so for for the environment. so good for the for the environment. so good for tne tattere. — for the environment. so good for the badgers. -but- for the environment. so good for the badgers. -but it's- for the environment. so good for the badgers. 0 the badgers. yeah, but it's no good your immediate good for your immediate environment you. environment if one comes at you. 80 hour. yeah, that's 80 miles an hour. yeah, that's true. yeah. okay. but we're going— true. yeah. okay. but we're gang to— true. yeah. okay. but we're gonna telte— true. yeah. okay. but we're going to .to the- yeah. okay. but we're going to to the cover of the going to go to the cover of the eaarttan— going to go to the cover of the guardian next.— going to go to the cover of the guardian next. lewis more of the

sane—tne- guardian next. lewis more of the sane—tne tme-i same here. more of the same. more about enemies wanted russia to choke in civil war. that's putin's speech. and. and the fact i think fact that that this guy i think i problem that putin i think the problem that putin has it wouldn't be war. it has it wouldn't be civil war. it would be basically an would just be basically an overthrow government, overthrow of his government, because the because i don't think that the people him. okay. well people supported him. okay. well lewis, we've talked lewis, we have we've talked about talk about about russia. let's talk about tnte— about russia. let's talk about tnte etner— about russia. let's talk about this other story— about russia. let's talk about this other story on— about russia. let's talk about this other story on the- t let's talk about this other story on the front of tne— this other story on the front of tne-ataat— this other story on the front of the about rwanda, about the which is about rwanda, about tnanta— the which is about rwanda, about rwanda, rwanda— the which is about rwanda, about rwanda, rwanda plan could cost reente— rwanda, rwanda plan could cost tattoo—tne- rwanda, rwanda plan could cost| 160,000 _the whole 160,000 per person. the whole thing because thing is a tragedy because because they don't have the strength to actually put up a wall, a metaphorical wall for an island. yeah, whatever . as island. yeah, whatever. as i said, metaphorical quotation , we said, metaphorical quotation, we could have a real wall. we could use the one glastonburys- use the one glastonburys ttntenet. — use the one glastonburys finished. we— use the one glastonburys finished. we could use the big teatte— finished. we could use the big teatte watt.— finished. we could use the big double wall. they've got round ttaee— double wall. they've got round glassr danbuw-_ double wall. they've got round glass, danbury. well, too. glass, danbury. well, that too. if glass, danbury. well, that too. rt rt— glass, danbury. well, that too. rt tt nette— glass, danbury. well, that too. if it works to _ glass, danbury. well, that too. if it works to keep— glass, danbury. well, that too. if it works to keep those, to teen — if it works to keep those, to keep teas— if it works to keep those, to teen tens-et- if it works to keep those, to keep acas of the glastonbury keep acas out of the glastonbury reettvat— keep acas out of the glastonbury festival-whatever— festival or whatever undesirables want undesirables they don't want in tnere— undesirables they don't want in tnerelrrett,— undesirables they don't want in thereiwell, why— undesirables they don't want in there well, why can't we use it there. well, why can't we use it for there. well, why can't we use it tarleeantne— there. well, why can't we use it forlcountry? didn't— there. well, why can't we use it for country? didn't they put a for a country? didn't they put a natt— for a country? didn't they put a watt-araant— for a country? didn't they put a wall around britain for wall around around britain for nnen—att- wall around around britain for| nnen—att-et when the they put all sorts of tetenetve— when the they put all sorts of defensive things— when the they put all sorts of defensive things on the beaches to defensive things on the beaches ta nrevent— defensive things on the beaches to prevent-coming.-

defensive things on the beaches to prevent coming. to prevent the from coming. but tnat-re— to prevent the from coming. but tnat-re nat— to prevent the from coming. but they're not willing.— to prevent the from coming. but they're not willing. that was they're not willing. that was the maginot line, which didn't work just went round work because the just went round it just around because it just went around it because it just went around it because it wall. it wasn't a complete wall. yeah. mean, but you don't it wasn't a complete wall. - yeah.imean, but you don't even yeah. i mean, but you don't even neet— yeah. i mean, but you don't even neet a— yeah. i mean, but you don't even neet a watt.— yeah. i mean, but you don't even neet a watt. — yeah. i mean, but you don't even neet a watt. t— yeah. i mean, but you don't even need a wall. i mean,- yeah. i mean, but you don't even need a wall. 1�* need a wall. i mean, this is the problem and i won't get into this because i don't, you know, i it would make, i'd come i mean, it would make, i'd come across being a very nasty across as being a very nasty quyt across as being a very nasty guy, needs to be guy, but something needs to be done people. i'm not done to stop people. i'm not going well, no, no, you going to say, well, no, no, you should able to have your should be able to have your opinion on this. but i will go to tea. — opinion on this. but i will go to tea. tea,— opinion on this. but i will go to leo. leo, you— opinion on this. but i will go to leo. leo, you think- 1�* but i will go to leo. leo, you think mean, to leo. leo, you think i mean, tne— to leo. leo, you think i mean, tne none— to leo. leo, you think i mean, the home office— to leo. leo, you think i mean, the home office now admitting this the home office now admitting tnte tnanta— the home office now admitting this rwanda policy is not going to this rwanda policy is not going te—te- this rwanda policy is not goingi te—te netn. to work. it's not going to help. nett— to work. it's not going to help. watt. tnat-s— to work. it's not going to help. well, that's what— to work. it's not going to help. well, that's what. home. well, that's what the home office saying, that because office are saying, that because they're who are going office are saying, that because thtbee who are going office are saying, that because thtbe implementing) are going office are saying, that because thtbe implementing itire going office are saying, that because thtbe implementing it and oing to be implementing it and they've already doomed it to failure. they're saying we're not this not going to implement this properly. we didn't elect the home office. we didn't elect civil elected civil servants. we elected politicians. they're enacting the of the people. people the will of the people. people want something done. and want to see something done. and also for the the sake of the also for for the the sake of the cross—channel we've cross—channel migrants, we've seen it is. people seen how dangerous it is. people can crossing and can die making that crossing and they it's going to cost they say, oh, it's going to cost £170,000 per person. it's like, yeah, going to be yeah, but you're not going to be doing hundreds of thousands of

people do people per year because you do it and send everybody it for a week and send everybody to rwanda. the next week people are going be like, i'm are going to be like, well, i'm not what? i'm not going not you know what? i'm not going to it. it's definitely the to do it. it's definitely the ten-t— to do it. it's definitely the case, isn't it,— to do it. it's definitely the case, isn't it, that- t:t:t 0 it's definitely the case, isn't it, that polling enane— case, isn't it, that polling enane tnat— case, isn't it, that polling shows that this- case, isn't it, that polling shows that this is a concern of mana— shows that this is a concern of nann-nrttten— shows that this is a concern of many, british citizens? many, many british citizens? rte— many, many british citizens? rte-reatt— many, many british citizens? it's really actually of it's not really actually much of a—teeae i a politically partisan issue. i ten-t— a politically partisan issue. i tent-tne— a politically partisan issue. i don't-this-you- a politically partisan issue. i. don't-this-you know, don't think this one, you know, if don't think this one, you know, tt-tertee— don't think this one, you know, if-tories don't— don't think this one, you know, if-tories don't do- don't think this one, you know, if tories don't do anything if the tories don't do anything ateat— if the tories don't do anything ateat-are-tel about it, labour are going to nave— about it, labour are going to have-something- about it, labour are going to have something about it. have to do something about it. it have to do something about it. tt ean-t— have to do something about it. tt ean-t 90— have to do something about it. tt ean-t 90 an— have to do something about it. it can't go on the— have to do something about it. it can't go on the it is. it can't go on the way it is. wett— it can't go on the way it is. wen, rt— it can't go on the way it is. well, it really— it can't go on the way it is. well, it really cheap policy tnat— well, it really cheap policy that—would- well, it really cheap policyi that—would solve that would that would solve or go that would that would solve or te—eetvtnt- that would that would solve or te—eetvtnt rt- that would that would solve or go_solving it is. go some way to solving it is tast— go some way to solving it is iaet saying— go some way to solving it is iaet saving rt— go some way to solving it is just saying if somebody says, oh, just saying if somebody says,| an—tne oh, open borders like this the tant— oh, open borders like this the tant tnat— oh, open borders like this the band that glastonbury refugees weeernet— band that glastonbury refugees welcome—come. welcome everybody just come over to welcome everybody just come over te—eanei welcome everybody just come overj tea—cane to the english channel. come on, enane—tnat— to the english channel. come on, enane—tnat tran- come on. because they know they're going housed they're not going to be housed with they're going to go they're not going to be housed wi'deprivedthey're going to go they're not going to be housed wi'deprived workingjoing to go they're not going to be housed wi'deprived working classto go to deprived working class communities and rural areas and military bases and things like that. doesn't that. so why doesn't the government law says, government pass a law that says, if that you want if you've said that you want open going open borders, you're going to have migrants your have three migrants in your house? what, that's house? you know what, that's a fantasy— house? you know what, that's a tantaey want. — house? you know what, that's a fantasy world. -it's-the . fantasy world. no, it's not the reat— fantasy world. no, it's not the neat—tel fantasy world. no, it's not thei teat—rte new real thing. what would be how eeatt— real thing. what would be how eeatt tney— real thing. what would be how could they turn— real thing. what would be how could they turn it— real thing. what would be how could they turn it down? how eaatt— could they turn it down? how watt—no.- could they turn it down? how could _ no, we'rel could they say, no, no, we're not? no, i didn't not? of course. no, i didn't tnte— not? of course. no, i didn't mean this because- 1t:t7 of course. no, i didn't mean this because they didn't tnte— mean this because they didn't mean this border. i know. i etner— mean this border. i mean, other people, louis, have

his mean, other people, louis, have ntn—neeaaeel mean, other people, louis, have ntn—neeaase tti his point. because. because if you people, you are you do that, people, you are right. it's. you're right. totally. it's. you're exposing them as hypocrites. but there's nothing. nobody wants to be as a hypocrite. be exposed as a hypocrite. that's worst thing the that's the worst thing in the world. what needs to be done? you i'm a comedian you know what? i'm a comedian t— you know what? i'm a comedian on. i know. right, louis? on. i don't know. right, louis? i'll tell you what we will do then. since you are a comedian ant— then. since you are a comedian ant tne— then. since you are a comedian ant tne frant— then. since you are a comedian and the front cover,— since you are a comedian and the front cover, the eaarttan— and the front cover, the guardian-got- and the front cover, the- guardian-got-photograph guardian has got this photograph of guardian has got this photograph et—ant— guardian has got this photograph of_and phoebe- of harrison ford and phoebe waller—bridge— of harrison ford and phoebe- waller—bridge_|ndiana waller—bridge in the new indiana jones— waller—bridge in the new indiana jones anten— waller—bridge in the new indiana jones, which which— waller—bridge in the new indiana jones, which which in. jones, which which you're in. wntet— jones, which which you're in. wntet-an- jones, which which you're in. wnten-an tn- jones, which which you're in. which-am in this. which i am in. i am in this movie. i can't the movie. and i can't say that the movie. and i can't say that the movie to be good. and movie is going to be good. and all that you all i know is that you contractually obliged not say contractually obliged not to say that i was contractually obligated say that i was obligated not to say that i was in movie or take pictures of in the movie or take pictures of it. right. a stunt it. right. but he was a stunt double. was right there double. i am. i was right there on a subway platform. i played in it was in new yorker in 1969. it was like it was the like typecasting and it was the most because most amazing thing because they recreated city recreated in new york city subway train right subway platform and train right in in pinewood. or was it i think it was pinewood and it was amazing. and he . harrison ford, amazing. and he. harrison ford, 79 years old at the time, got on and off this horse over and oven and off this horse over and over. well, he's a professional . look, we've got let's just

move on to one— look, we've got let's just move on to one more front cover. just— move on to one more front cover. rant nettynaat— move on to one more front cover. just hollywood celebrities- move on to one more front cover. just hollywood celebrities like getting on their high horse. very funny. i think we could tatt— very funny. i think we could tatt ateat— very funny. i think we could talk about lewis's- “133 i think we could talk about lewis's film career all talk about lewis's film career at nann— talk about lewis's film career at ntgnt, tat— talk about lewis's film career all night, but i— talk about lewis's film career all night, but i think it would tentnate— all night, but i think it would dominate rather— all night, but i think it would dominate rather so let's go to tne—tean- dominate rather so let's go to the—yeah daily- dominate rather so let's go to the yeah daily star. the daily star. yeah daily star. nan-t— the daily star. yeah daily star. don't—havel don't tell me they don't have aetaat— don't tell me they don't have aetaat newe— don't tell me they don't have actual news. look— don't tell me they don't have actual news. look at this. tney-re— actual news. look at this. they're talking- actual news. look at this. they're talking about the taeetan— they're talking about the russian _theirj they're talking about the- russian _their own russian situation in their own anttae— russian situation in their own anttae-wnat-e- russian situation in their own unique what's this, lewis? unique way. what's this, lewis? nett— well, all they're basically saying to the guy, mean, it is saying to the guy, i mean, it is it kind of their unique way it is kind of their unique way because this guy, petros prigozhin prigozhin , i mean, he prigozhin prigozhin, i mean, he looks he looks like a daily looks like he looks like a daily star headline, like alien from out of space. he does. they're saying out of space. he does. they're saving teet— out of space. he does. they're saving neet stay— out of space. he does. they're saying best stay away- f : they're saying best stay away from. he eart— saying best stay away from. he eatt tnere-e— saying best stay away from. he said there's some— saying best stay away from. he said there's some advice from tne— said there's some advice from tne et—entet— said there's some advice from the ex—chief of— said there's some advice from the ex—chief of the cia to tell ntn— the ex—chief of the cia to tell ntn ta— the ex—chief of the cia to tell ntn to stay— the ex—chief of the cia to tell him to stay away— the ex—chief of the cia to tell him to stay away from windows. tee. — him to stay away from windows. tee. neeaae— him to stay away from windows. yes. because so— him to stay away from windows. yes. because so many- him to stay away from windows. yes. : yes. because so many so many russian elites, because of all the power struggles within him, because really is like the because it really is like the sopranos elites are sopranos are so many elites are getting out hospital getting thrown out of hospital windows being committing windows or being committing suicide by shooting themselves three times in back of the three times in the back of the head. going to make very head. it's going to make a very exciting hbo series. this i think be exciting hbo series. this i think-be fantastic. - exciting hbo series. this i- think-be fantastic. anyway think it'll be fantastic. anyway tnat-e—ntnl that's it for part one. do join us that's it for part one. do join ae-tne— that's it for part one. do join ae-tne ter- that's it for part one. do join us-two for why- that's it for part one. do join us two for why you us for part two for why you sneattn-t— us for part two for why you shouldn't-sick- us for part two for why you

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listening to gb news radio. welcome back to headliners with the welcome back to headliners with tne neet— welcome back to headliners with tne test at— welcome back to headliners with the best of tuesday's newspapers. 7 g the best of tuesday's newspapers. 3g the best of tuesday's- newspapers. right now i'm the best of tuesday's— newspapers. right now i'm andrew doyle here with my comedy comrades leo kearse and lewis schaefer . so let's kick off with schaefer. so let's kick off with tuesdays telegraph. leo it's a good thing the tories aren't sending off the nhs because it looks like they wouldn't get much for it. yeah. so the nhs nae— much for it. yeah. so the nhs nae teen— much for it. yeah. so the nhs has been ranked— much for it. yeah. so the nhs has been ranked as— “ft? 0 yeah. so the nhs has been ranked as one 1.ti.1 0 yeah. so the nhs has been ranked as one of 1.i.1 0 yeah. so the nhs has been ranked as one of the want— has been ranked as one of the worst health— has been ranked as one of the worst health systems among major nattene— worst health systems among major nattane. se— worst health systems among major nattane. st ee— worst health systems among major nations. so so rich— worst health systems among major nations. so so rich countries. so nations. so so rich countries. so tnte— nations. so so rich countries. so this respected— nations. so so rich countries. so this respected think tank, tne— so this respected think tank, tne ttnt-e— so this respected think tank, the king's fund, compared 19 nann— the king's fund, compared 19 major nations. _ the king's fund, compared 19 major nations. i'm just pleased tnat— major nations. i'm just pleased tnat nrttatn— major nations. i'm just pleased that britain is— major nations. i'm just pleased that britain is still considered a mater— that britain is still considered a major nation,— that britain is still considered a major nation, to be honest. rean— a major nation, to be honest. tean tnat-e— a major nation, to be honest. yeah, that's a— a major nation, to be honest. yeah, that's a win— a major nation, to be honest. yeah, that's a win . but they yeah, that's a win. but they teant— yeah, that's a win. but they taant tne— yeah, that's a win. but they found the nhs— yeah, that's a win. but they found the nhs to severely found the nhs to be severely nanttnn— found the nhs to be severely nanttnt. ee— found the nhs to be severely wanting, so life— found the nhs to be severely wanting, so life expectancy was teant— wanting, so life expectancy was taant te— wanting, so life expectancy was taant to te— wanting, so life expectancy was found to be one— wanting, so life expectancy was found to be one of— wanting, so life expectancy was found to be one of the shortest anantet— found to be one of the shortest amongst_nations,l found to be one of the shortest. amongst—nations, with found to be one of the shortest. am0ithe _nations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us nations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse nations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse for�*iations, with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse for women with found to be one of the shortest am0ithe us worse for women and only the us worse for women and the only the us worse for women and tne us— only the us worse for women and tne us ant— only the us worse for women and the us and portugal worse for n— the us and portugal worse for n tt— the us and portugal worse for men. is it scotland- the us and portugal worse for men. 00 1g the us and portugal worse for

men. 00 “g men. is it scotland dragging us down in the stats? i don't think it's scotland. things are it's just scotland. things are pretty bad. everything on scotland i mean, i'm just talking about the, you know, the infant mortality rate and the obesity levels and drug drug abuse as well. i mean, the drug teatn— abuse as well. i mean, the drug teatn rate— abuse as well. i mean, the drug teatn rate tn— abuse as well. i mean, the drug death rate in scotland- i mean, the drug death rate in scotland is annreaentnt— death rate in scotland is approaching sort of american tenets.— approaching sort of americani levels-cannibalism approaching sort of american. levels-cannibalism , levels. yes. and cannibalism, that you know, that kind of thing. you know, scottish people aren't actually delicious. i why we delicious. i guess that's why we teen —teen- delicious. i guess that's why we teen —teen tn- delicious. i guess that's why we teen—teen tn. i delicious. i guess that's why wej teen—teen try . so deep fry animals, deep fry. so ttts— deep fry animals, deep fry. so ttts te— deep fry animals, deep fry. so ttts ta tat. — deep fry animals, deep fry. so this is bad. lewis,— deep fry animals, deep fry. so this is bad. lewis, my- deep fry animals, deep fry. so this is bad. lewis, my ex—wife was scottish. she was she was tetteteae— was scottish. she was she was delicious-time.— was scottish. she was she was delicious .time. _ was scottish. she was she was delicious.time. i- was scottish. she was she was delicious-time. idon't- i 15“ she was she was delicious time. t:t1:t1“0gt:;0 delicious for time. i don't get personal do you think personal now. what do you think about all this? because it does look terrible for the nhs because ranking because it's not just ranking pretty low. it's right down. it's really low. right. it's really, really low. right. but it's really, really low. right. tat—tney-re- it's really, really low. right. but—they're not.| but you're not. they're not. tney-re— but you're not. they're not. tney-re net— but you're not. they're not. they're not basing on they're not basing it on the mattere— they're not basing it on the matters-really- they're not basing it on the matters really matter matters that really matter what reatt— matters that really matter what really mattere— matters that really matter what really matters is— matters that really matter what really matters is how little the ans— really matters is how little the was te— really matters is how little the was te enent— really matters is how little the nhs is spent. it's— really matters is how little the nhs is spent. it's11th in really matters is how little the nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms nhs is spent. it's11th in terms of nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms at ner— nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms or ner eantta— nhs is spent. it's 11th in terms of per capita spend . and so. of per capita spend. and so. otaa— of per capita spend. and so. okavr aa— of per capita spend. and so. okavr at we— of per capita spend. and so. okay, so we should- of per capita spend. and so. okay, so we should give- of per capita spend. and so. okay, so we should give it more money, what you're money, is that what you're saying? no, saying no. but saying? no, i'm saying no. but surely be paying less surely we should be paying less tax if spending tax if we're spending that little on the nhs. but we're spending. it's not we don't enent— spending. it's not we don't enent-en— spending. it's not we don't spend -on,.don't- spending. it's not we don't spend -on,.don't get| spending. it's not we don't. spend -on,.don't get tax spend tax on, we don't get tax on tne— spend tax on, we don't get tax on tne ans. — spend tax on, we don't get tax on tne ans. tt— spend tax on, we don't get tax on the nhs. it goes into everytntng. — on the nhs. it goes into everything. great everything. it goes into a great big

everything. it goes into a great tat-rean— everything. it goes into a great art-tean tne— everything. it goes into a great big yeah the amount of big pot. yeah the amount of money— big pot. yeah the amount of moneyr-surelvr- big pot. yeah the amount of money,-surely, i- big pot. yeah the amount of money, surely, i mean money, i mean surely, i mean i tneatnt— money, i mean surely, i mean i thought because— money, i mean surely, i mean i thought because so much thought because we pay so much tax thought because we pay so much tatltnte— thought because we pay so much tax-this country,— thought because we pay so much tax-this country, it's- thought because we pay so much tax this country, it's like tax in this country, it's like a ternettan— tax in this country, it's like a norwegian scandinavian norwegian like scandinavian tenets— norwegian like scandinavian i tenets—we levels attacked lots of and we ten-t— levels attacked lots of and we ten-t-anytntnt— levels attacked lots of and we don't-anything.it.- don't get anything for it. tnere-e— don't get anything for it. tnere-e-ne- don't get anything for it. there's-we do. don't get anything for it. there's we do but there's lots of we do but remember that- there's lots of we do but remember that all of our money in remember that all of our money tn tne— remember that all of our money tn tne tat— remember that all of our money tn tne tax at— remember that all of our money in the tax all of— remember that all of our money in the tax all of british money in the tax all of british money tn tne— in the tax all of british money tn tne tat— in the tax all of british money in the tax goes— in the tax all of british money in the tax goes to— in the tax all of british money in the tax goes to the nhs, wereaen— in the tax goes to the nhs, whereas america doesn't pay it in whereas america doesn't pay it tn tat. — whereas america doesn't pay it tn tat. -pay_ whereas america doesn't pay it in tax.-pay-their- whereas america doesn't pay it in tax. pay their own in tax. they pay it to their own neattn— in tax. they pay it to their own neattn-t— in tax. they pay it to their own health-i think— in tax. they pay it to their own health-i think-a- in tax. they pay it to their own health i think a good health care. i think it's a good teat. — health care. i think it's a good teat. tente— health care. i think it's a good deal. lewis ithink- health care. i think it's a good deal. lewislthink i- health care. i think it's a good deal. lewis i think i think we should paying the nhs should be paying more to the nhs and the other thing is because it's people it's considered free, people don't worry don't people don't, don't worry about why. and that's about it. that's why. and that's anat— about it. that's why. and that's tnat-anetta— about it. that's why. and that's what-america that's- what makes america that's what mates— what makes america that's what mates-tne— what makes america that's what makes the greatest. makes america the greatest. this eeantn—tnan- country actually better than anertea— country actually better than america because you're not america is because you're not nerrtet— america is because you're not tenet-year— america is because you're not worried your health care. worried about your health care. it's worried about your health care. we rattan.— worried about your health care. it's rubbish-only- worried about your health care. it's rubbish. only it it's rubbish. you only know it nnen— it's rubbish. you only know it nnen-ateat— it's rubbish. you only know it when-about to- it's rubbish. you only know it when about to die, but when you're about to die, but tt-e— when you're about to die, but rte-se— when you're about to die, but rte-st tn— when you're about to die, but it's-so in terms- when you're about to die, but it's-so in terms of- when you're about to die, but it's so in terms of in it's free. so in terms of in terme— it's free. so in terms of in terms at— it's free. so in terms of in terms of the— it's free. so in terms of in terms of the quality, i think tt-e— terms of the quality, i think tt-eltntnt— terms of the quality, i think it'sithink it— terms of the quality, i think it's think it should be final it's i think it should be final wart— it's i think it should be final wart-tee. — it's i think it should be final word . leo. and _ it's i think it should be final word leo. and then we'll move word to leo. and then we'll move mne— word to leo. and then we'll move -ttetaet— word to leo. and then we'll move on. -the fact-it's- word to leo. and then we'll move on. -the fact-it's free. on. but the fact that it's free means that people don't keep themselves healthy. look themselves healthy. look, look around walk around you, walk down, walk down the street, at the the high street, look at all the fat know that fat people. people know that they treated so they can get treated for free so they can get treated for free so they keep themselves. they don't keep themselves. people aren't oh, may people aren't saying, oh, i may as people aren't saying, oh, i may ae-natt— people aren't saying, oh, i may as-walk recklessly- as well just walk recklessly in front— as well just walk recklessly in trentltne — as well just walk recklessly in front lthe traffic _

front of the traffic because i nttnt— front of the traffic because i ntgnt get— front of the traffic because i ntgnt get ntn— front of the traffic because i might get hit. but i've got the ans.— might get hit. but i've got the ans. tney— might get hit. but i've got the ans. tney te— might get hit. but i've got the nhs. they do that as well. tnat-s— nhs. they do that as well. that's-that's- nhs. they do that as well. that's-that's a- nhs. they do that as well. that's-that's a goodl that's a good that's a good point. i agree. agree with point. i agree. i agree with anteat— point. i agree. i agree with antren. tne— point. i agree. i agree with- andrew. the _themselves, andrew. the abuse themselves, neente— people abuse themselves with trtnt— people abuse themselves withi trtnt—eeantrn. people abuse themselves with. trtnt—eeantrn. drink and drugs in this country. they— drink and drugs in this country. they abate— drink and drugs in this country. they abuse themselves- drink and drugs in this country. they abuse themselves with mars bars to bars because there's no will to live. okay, enough of the mars bar live. okay, enough of the mars tar-teeaaee— live. okay, enough of the mars bar-because my-isl bar abuse because my mind is going— bar abuse because my mind is gang-sene— bar abuse because my mind is gang-eons at- bar abuse because my mind is going sorts of images. so going to all sorts of images. so nett— going to all sorts of images. so ne-ttlan— going to all sorts of images. so we'll-on-tuesday's. we'll go on now to tuesday's ttnee— we'll go on now to tuesday's ttnee next.— we'll go on now to tuesday's times next. and— we'll go on now to tuesday's times next. and seems like times next. and it seems like tnere-e— there's at least one group not atratt— there's at least one group not afraid-taxed- there's at least one group not afraid-taxed by- there's at least one group not afraid taxed by labour. there's at least one group not- afraid-taxed by labour. afraid of being taxed by labour. teat.— afraid of being taxed by labour. teat-tna— afraid of being taxed by labour. teat-tne ta— afraid of being taxed by labour. yeah,-this is labour.- yeah, well, this is labour. according the times labour according to the times labour ditches, going to be ditches, there was going to be a $3 billion tax on big tech companies amid fear of us retaliation , which is retaliation, which is legitimate. happened is, legitimate. what's happened is, is government wants to is that the government wants to make money off of off of facebook . look and amazon of facebook. look and amazon of course they do because they're they're they're making money here in this country. but these earnnanee— here in this country. but these nae are— here in this country. but these companies are used— here in this country. but these. companies are used-paying companies are used to not paying taxes. — companies are used to not paying taxes. trey-re— companies are used to not paying taxes. they're used— companies are used to not paying taxes. they're used to- companies are used to not paying taxes. 1“t:;«t ”t:; : 0 companies are used to not paying taxes. 1“t:;«t "t:; 0 taxes. they're used to it. and they to shipping the money they used to shipping the money back thing. back to america off thing. and they raise the tax to they want to raise the tax to 10. but the americans have said if you do that, we're going to tax the things that they do make. this is a perennial problem, it? leo? problem, though, isn't it? leo? it's ultimately, you know,- g 0 7 leo? it's ultimately, you know, the eernerattene— it's ultimately, you know, the corporations-be - corporations should be paying a lot

corporations should be paying a tat-teeaaee— corporations should be paying a lot because they've lot of tax because they've got a lot of tax because they've got a tat et— lot of tax because they've got a tat at nonet— lot of tax because they've got a lot of money,-yet- lot of tax because they've got a lot of money, yet whenever lot of money, and yet whenever you— lot of money, and yet whenever yea-tnen— lot of money, and yet whenever yea-tnen nttn- lot of money, and yet whenever you them with these you threaten them with these ttnt— you threaten them with these. ttnt—ran kind of measures, they, they run away. — kind of measures, they, they run away. -t-n— kind of measures, they, they run anaa-t-n nat— kind of measures, they, they run away. _i'm not too- kind of measures, they, they run away. i'm not too worried away. yeah, i'm not too worried ateat— away. yeah, i'm not too worried about—becausel about corporation tax because i tnat— about corporation tax because i tnat-tnetr— about corporation tax because i tnat-tnetr-nayl know that their workers pay tax tnreatn— know that their workers pay tax tnreatn _pavroll through through payroll payroll tax through through payroll payroll tat-att— through through payroll payroll tat-att-ean— through through payroll payroll tax-all-sort of- through through payroll payroll tax all sort of stuff. tax and all that sort of stuff. tea-re— tax and all that sort of stuff. you're-worried— tax and all that sort of stuff. you're-worried about- tax and all that sort of stuff. you're-worried about it.- you're not worried about it. they make billions and billions, but they don't pay any taxes. and seems and this tax seems to be ridiculous . and this tax seems to be ridiculous. so and this tax seems to be ridiculous . so wanted at ridiculous. so they wanted at the there's the moment, apparently there's a 2% on the revenues 2% levy charged on the revenues of firms, which sounds of tech firms, which sounds i mean, on revenue, not mean, it's on revenue, not profit. already worries me profit. that already worries me because, you know, companies can because, you know, companies can be marginal and if you so be very marginal and if you so if you're only marginally in profit, you actually lose money because of this tax, because it's revenue. wanted it's off revenue. they wanted to raise on earth in raise it to 10. who on earth in the right mind would have a tech company employing all those people paying all people who are then paying all that because that tax into the. because remember, corporation remember, this is corporation tax only in uk tax isn't the only tax in the uk . there are million taxes. there's income tax, there's death duty, there's stamp duty . death duty, there's stamp duty. every time you fill up your car, every time you go for a pint, every time you go for a pint, every time you buy anything, sale , anything, you sale, anything, every time you move, tax. move, you breathe, you pay tax. you you can't move without you can't you can't move without the government dipping hand the government dipping its hand into pocket. okay.

into your pocket. okay. well, we're into your pocket. okay. well, 90i“9_ into your pocket. okay. well, gang to— into your pocket. okay. well, we're going to move- . i okay. well, we're going to move on now. they— we're going to move on now. they neet— we're going to move on now. they neet ta— we're going to move on now. they need to tax— we're going to move on now. they need to tax green- we're going to move on now. they need to tax green energy. green that's leo's green energy. okay. that's leo's neeeate— green energy. okay. that's leo's message—terna- green energy. okay. that's leo's neeeate—tetnt tel message there. we're going to nave-tne— message there. we're going to move the telegraph with move on to the telegraph with eat— move on to the telegraph with eat-et— move on to the telegraph with eat-et-tant- move on to the telegraph with. sad _of-bank closing sad news of another bank closing tne-teeat— sad news of another bank closing one-local branches. - sad news of another bank closing one local branches. so one of its local branches. so tnere-e— one of its local branches. so. there's—wharf there's a blow to canary wharf as there's a blow to canary wharf ae aste— there's a blow to canary wharf as hsbc.quitting_ there's a blow to canary wharf as hsbc quitting the as hsbc is quitting the headquarters in net zero push. so headquarters in net zero push. st t— headquarters in net zero push. st t that— headquarters in net zero push. so i think that's— headquarters in net zero push. so i think that's the— headquarters in net zero push. so i think that's the iconic, you know , the one with the you know, the one with the little light on top. yes in canary wharf. but it's- canary wharf. but it's half empty— canary wharf. but it's half enntn att— canary wharf. but it's half enntn att tne— canary wharf. but it's half empty all the time now. it's natt— empty all the time now. it's natt ennty— empty all the time now. it's half empty because everyone's narttnt— half empty because everyone's nerttng trarn — half empty because everyone's working from home. yeah yeah. ant— working from home. yeah yeah. ant-ts— working from home. yeah yeah. ant-tentat— working from home. yeah yeah. and-is-thing..it's- and this is the thing. so it's part of a broader effort to reduce office space and cut energy the company energy use. also, the company wants money. they can wants to save money. they can save money by having people use their and use their their own internet and use their own couch . yes. so they're own couch. yes. so they're meant— own couch. yes. so they're nevtnt te— own couch. yes. so they're moving to the— ii t/t:;5 so they're moving to the they're moving trarn — moving to the they're moving trarn eanata— moving to the they're moving from canada square . they're from canada square. they're going— from canada square. they're gang to— from canada square. they're gang to san— from canada square. they're going to saint paul's. they're apparently— going to saint paul's. they're annarenttn tnte— going to saint paul's. they're apparently this building was tnenn— apparently this building was tnann ae— apparently this building was known as the _ apparently this building was known as the tower of doom by rnernetr— known as the tower of doom by rnernetr et— known as the tower of doom by members of staff— known as the tower of doom by members of staff . _ known as the tower of doom by members of staff . i 1“ members of staff. i can believe it. well, everybody saw it. it was the only new building that was the only new building that was like years in was built, like for years in basically in london. it's basically in london. but it's a lie. this is the telegraph and it's a lie. can't believe it's a lie. you can't believe anything why is

it's a lie. you can't believe arathing why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie?i why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie? it's why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie? it's lie why is it's a lie. you can't believe ara lie? it's lie because nhy is it a lie? it's a lie because they say they quit headquarters in net zero push. it's because they like they us they make it seem like they us doing it for the planet. they're doing it for the planet. they're doing they're it for doing it. they're doing it for the but also the planet. but it's also telling there that telling everybody out there that this is this net zero thing is destroying our city. but it's really not that. _ destroying our city. but it's really not that. it's- : “g i ti. 0g but it's really not that. it's that the ne— really not that. it's that the tt-e tnat— really not that. it's that the it's that hsbc— really not that. it's that the it's that hsbc realised they eeatt— it's that hsbc realised they eeatt eave— it's that hsbc realised they could save a— it's that hsbc realised they could save a lot— it's that hsbc realised they could save a lot of money by nevtnt— could save a lot of money by moving—premisesl could save a lot of money by. moving—premises. moving to smaller premises. tnat-re— moving to smaller premises. tnev-re doing— moving to smaller premises. they're doinglbecause- they're doing it because they like they money. like money and they want money. it's just estate deal. it it's just a real estate deal. it nae— it's just a real estate deal. it nae netntnt— it's just a real estate deal. it has nothing to— it's just a real estate deal. it has nothing to do with zero. has nothing to do with net zero. taa— has nothing to do with net zero. you-people— has nothing to do with net zero. you-people ar- has nothing to do with net zero. you-people are going. you know, the people are going to be gutted you know, to be gutted because, you know, canary is pretty canary wharf now is pretty interesting very interesting around there. very vibrant, and vibrant, lots of bars and restaurants be dead. restaurants used to be dead. well, this is the thing. i mean, teaae— well, this is the thing. i mean, teeaaeete-- well, this is the thing. i mean, because-is so- well, this is the thing. i mean, because is so heavily because that area is so heavily tenentent— because that area is so heavily dependent workers. dependent on office workers. vean. — dependent on office workers. vean. _nat- dependent on office workers.| yeah. _tryinglsort yeah. so they're trying to sort of yeah. so they're trying to sort et-tnat— yeah. so they're trying to sort et-tnat area- yeah. so they're trying to sort of-that area into- yeah. so they're trying to sort of that area into a sort of re work that area into a sort of, of re work that area into a sort eat-tnat.— of re work that area into a sort of,-know, mixed- of re work that area into a sort of, know, mixed use. of, you know, mixed use. residential. _ of, you know, mixed use.- residential._squash residential. yeah some squash eeaert— residential. yeah some squash courts,_murals.. courts, some graffiti murals. vean. — courts, some graffiti murals. vean. rte— courts, some graffiti murals. yeah. it's quite— courts, some graffiti murals. yeah. t:. : i“ yeah. it's quite trendy, which is they hsbc move. it's is why they let hsbc move. it's owned by qataris. and the owned by the qataris. and the qataris thought themselves, qataris thought to themselves, we're negotiate we're not going to negotiate with and reduce the with these people and reduce the rent because it's a vibrant, happy , happening place. okay. happy, happening place. okay. we're to tuesday. i we're going to go to tuesday. i nevenaner— we're going to go to tuesday. i nevenaner next.— we're going to go to tuesday. i newspaper next. and this is news

tnat— newspaper next. and this is news tnat jeremy— newspaper next. and this is news that jeremy hunt— newspaper next. and this is news that jeremy hunt is— newspaper next. and this is news that jeremy hunt is fighting to eavernenelv— that jeremy hunt is fighting to eavernenelv t— that jeremy hunt is fighting to save money. i assume. so he save us money. i assume. so he tnen— save us money. i assume. so he tnen tate— save us money. i assume. so he can then take it.— save us money. i assume. so he can then take it. _ save us money. i assume. so he can then take it. t/t:;r5t 1“ can then take it. lewis yeah, vett— can then take it. lewis yeah, well, it's about inflation, which he basically caused jeremy hunt to press regulator didn't cause inflation. he caused inflate ation. i don't even know who this guy is, but they all caused inflation. jeremy hunt to press regulators on extent of firms profiteering from inflation because firms are making money because it's a chaos situation where prices are going up, so they just raise it a little bit and they don't give it ways. yeah they're it other ways. yeah they're taking to the taking advantage to put the pnces taking advantage to put the prices they need prices up further than they need to, they're bringing to, and they're not bringing them costs come them down when the costs come down. so. do think that down. so. so do you think that the regulators who are basically in in pockets of in the hands in the pockets of these companies to be these companies are going to be able to do something? i believe in the free market. they will they will an first they will make an extra. first of covid that of all, it was the covid that did printed all the did it. they printed all the money. this is happens money. and this is what happens when print money. you have when you print money. you have inflation the inflation and now is this the covid yeah, that . covid that existed? yeah, that. well, normally people like ago. “j t:;,x :7 t/t:;r5t 1“ well, normally people like that leo well, normally people like that tee nernattv— well, normally people like that leo normally hasn't. t:; gt1:t leo normally hasn't. he's got a neat— leo normally hasn't. he's got a point about quantitative easing though. this is something we've gone but

gone on. absolutely. yeah. but narnattv—tne- gone on. absolutely. yeah. buti normally _the free normally i'd agree that the free nartet— normally i'd agree that the free nartet ean— normally i'd agree that the free market can deal— normally i'd agree that the free market can deal with it because i market can deal with it because l-y°“_ market can deal with it because t-vea eee— market can deal with it because t-vea nrteee- market can deal with it because i-you see prices of- i mean you see prices of things going— i mean you see prices of things gent-tann— i mean you see prices of things getnt-tavn-tt- i mean you see prices of thingsi going-down-it goes going up and down when it goes up, going up and down when it goes an. evervtetv-e— going up and down when it goes up, everybody's like, oh my god, the up, everybody's like, oh my god, tne—are— up, everybody's like, oh my god, tne—are tetttnt- the companies are getting greetv. — the companies are gettingi greedv- —wnat the companies are getting- greedv- —wnat ta greedy. and it's like, what do tnev—treet- greedy. and it's like, what do they—greed when greedy. and it's like, what do. they—greed when it they forget about greed when it tees— they forget about greed when it etee-atatn— they forget about greed when it goes again, ridiculous. but goes down again, ridiculous. but tnen— goes down again, ridiculous. but tnen-a— goes down again, ridiculous. but then-a-instant- then i saw a jar of instant entree.— then i saw a jar of instant coffee, instant— then i saw a jar of instant coffee, instant coffee, not nice entree— coffee, instant coffee, not nice entree-so— coffee, instant coffee, not nice coffee - 50 what? - coffee cost £10, 50 what? and vean— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and vean .— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and vean . t— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and vean . t tnen.— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and vean . t tnen. t— coffee cost £10, 50 what? and yeah , i know, i know. unless yeah, i know, i know. unless tt-e— yeah, i know, i know. unless tt-e .— yeah, i know, i know. unless tt-e . atee— yeah, i know, i know. unless it's , unless it's— yeah, i know, i know. unless it's , unless it's come from like it's, unless it's come from like eetentta— it's, unless it's come from like eetentta er— it's, unless it's come from like colombia or something. is. colombia or something. this is. tnte— colombia or something. this is. tnte- — colombia or something. this is. tnte- teat.- colombia or something. this is. this- yeah, but- colombia or something. this is. this- yeah, but youl this is insane. yeah, but you are you are young. i'm are gouging. you are young. i'm taking it. i'm old enough to remember the 1980s, 1970s, when there was inflation. we should never do a story on inflation. it is the most boring subject in the world. every single story is exactly like . thanks, lewis, and exactly like. thanks, lewis, and tnante— exactly like. thanks, lewis, and tnante ter— exactly like. thanks, lewis, and thanks for drawing— t:;,tt

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going to happen here. and, you know, she might— going to happen here. and, you know, she might completely or know, she might be completely or ne. — know, she might be completely or ne. _nat- know, she might be completely or. ne. —tan-tvet he. yeah, we don't we don't we? well, we don't know he. t/t:;t5t 1“ : 1“ 0 : 1“ 0 7 well, we don't know because tnetr— well, we don't know because their-ideology. - well, we don't know because their-ideology. i- well, we don't know because their ideology. their gender ideology. i see vnat— their gender ideology. i see vnat-savag- their gender ideology. i see what saying though. you what you were saying though. you were no, were making a joke kwasi. no, let's far. lewis let's not go that far. lewis what you make of this in this what do you make of this in this in this environment, we cannot not faith in any one not put our faith in any one judge to stop the tide of insanity, right? that's the most rattenat— insanity, right? that's the most rational, coherent— insanity, right? that's the most rational, coherent ,_ insanity, right? that's the most rational, coherent , calm - 1“ 0g 3g“7 that's the most rational, coherent , calm thing rational, coherent, calm thing t-ve— rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said.— rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said. _ rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said. it— rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said. 0 0:th rational, coherent, calm thing i've ever said. 0 0:3 i51 i've ever said. it is very calm. i've ever said. it is very calm. i really enjoyed that. lewis you should do a bit of that. should do a bit more of that. okay. well, look , at okay. well, look, we're at the halfway now, don't halfway point now, but don't brush your teeth just yet because up, we've got because coming up, we've got dangerous new tv channels, dangerous new tv channels, dangerous old tv channels and some eton poshos. see you in a minute

through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's. through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's . channel gb news is the people's. channel welcome back to headliners. cit \ welcome back to headliners. your tret— welcome back to headliners. your tret teet— welcome back to headliners. your tret teet at— welcome back to headliners. your first look at tuesday's nevvenanere- first look at tuesday's newspapers straight into taeetav-e— newspapers straight into taeetav-e t— newspapers straight into tuesday's i now with some terntvtnt— tuesday's i now with some terrifying news— tuesday's i now with some terrifying news about how you're going— terrifying news about how you're getnt te— terrifying news about how you're gang to teette— terrifying news about how you're going to decide the next eteetten. — going to decide the next election. louis- going to decide the next election. t/t:;5 going to decide the next election. /t:;5 51“t: going to decide the next- election. louis yes and this is an ai chatbot story, but it's

not your typical one. it had to be explained to me before i understood it's not. and understood that it's not. and so don't turned off because i'm don't be turned off because i'm totally bored this chat bot totally bored of this chat bot thing. is about thing. but this is not about that, it's the rise that, right? it's how the rise of bots and the new tv of ai chat bots and the new tv stations could usually affect the next election. and this is in the i o and the new tv in the io and the new tv stations are you and you is us is gb news. you mentioned gb news in the article they mention it and it's coming the it and it's coming out of the mouth woman called mouth of this woman called rachel corp or whatever rachel corp or co or whatever her know. are her name is. i don't know. are you pronouncing her name incorrectly, deliberately to try and. know. is and. no, i don't know. what is her what name? i her name? what is her name? i actually know. you don't actually don't know. you don't tneve— actually don't know. you don't tneve t— actually don't know. you don't know? i haven't— actually don't know. you don't know? i haven't even got it on my— know? i haven't even got it on my teeanent— know? i haven't even got it on my document. that's how little i -anvwavr- my document. that's how little i _nnvvav. ea.- my document. that's how little i care. _anyway, so. so. care. so there. anyway, so. so here itn, here they've asked itn, who's a competitor us. yes and competitor here with us. yes and she's that as with the she's saying that as with the electoral cycle, which means elections, pressure on unbiased news grows greater like she's saying, the itn is unbiased and that we at gb news are going to do biased things . that's very do biased things. that's very tneatttnt. — do biased things. that's very insulting. and— do biased things. that's very insulting. and it's— do biased things. that's very insulting. and it's a- t:t:t : 1“g5 that's very insulting. and it's a joke. '1“t: insulting. and it's a joke. and atta— insulting. and it's a joke. and atea tetan— insulting. and it's a joke. and also history is— insulting. and it's a joke. and also history is shown- insulting. and it's a joke. and

also history is shown .- insulting. and it's a joke. and also history is shown . recent also history is shown. recent history is shown that the main stream media can be very biased . i mean, if you look at the election of joe biden, the democrat , it's worked in concert democrat, it's worked in concert with big tech companies, social media companies and big, big media companies and big, big media monoliths , all all the media monoliths, all all the american newspaper is to suppress the hunter biden laptop story. even over here i mean channel channel 4 news. it was a true it was a true story. - channel channel 4 news. it was a true it was a true story. and tnat-re— true it was a true story. and now they're doing it with the with the biden corruption corruption stuff that's coming out of the oversight. so out of the house oversight. so leaving this thing you leaving aside this thing of, you tnen.— leaving aside this thing of, you tnevv. tnev-re — leaving aside this thing of, you know, they're—at. leaving aside this thing of, youi know, they're—at us know, they're having a go at us ant— know, they're having a go at us antee— tant- and suggesting we're going to be tnnantat— and suggesting we're going to be tnnantat-et— and suggesting we're going to be impartial of course, the impartial because of course, the tee— impartial because of course, the tee were— impartial because of course, the bbc were impartial with bbc were never impartial with treat.— bbc were never impartial with trettt-tneve— bbc were never impartial with brexit, they? leave brexit, were they? let's leave tnat—tnte- brexit, were they? let's leave tnat—tne taeti that aside. but isn't this just more - same like - that aside. but isn't this just more-same like had more of the same like we've had so more of the same like we've had ee nanv— more of the same like we've had ee nanv ttnee— more of the same like we've had so many times when people have een—tnat- sort of tried to suggest that neente— sort of tried to suggest that neente are— sort of tried to suggest that neente are-av- sort of tried to suggest that people are by computers people are swayed by computers during— people are swayed by computers tartnt—l during elections? you know, treate— during elections? you know,l brexit?_bradshaw during elections? you know,- brexit?_bradshaw in brexit? we had ben bradshaw in tarttanent— brexit? we had ben bradshaw in parliament-that- brexit? we had ben bradshaw in parliament-that it- brexit? we had ben bradshaw in parliament that it was parliament saying that it was taeteattv— parliament saying that it was basically russian bots who won treat.— basically russian bots who won treat—tt— basically russian bots who won brexit.-it was- brexit. you know, it was ateetatetv— brexit. you know, it was absolutely ridiculous. so this ttea—te- absolutely ridiculous. so this ttea—te tel absolutely ridiculous. so this. idea _to be the idea that al is going to be the next— idea that al is going to be the next-tnat— idea that al is going to be the next-that people- idea that al is going to be the next that people going next thing that people are going to next thing that people are going te—ant- next thing that people are going te—ant eav- next thing that people are going te—ant savv onl to complain about and say, oh vett— to complain about and say, oh vvett—tnev- to complain about and say, oh vett—tnev entv- well, you know, they only won tne—

well, you know, they only won tne-teeaaee - the election because of eennatere— the election because of| computers—i the election because of- computers_| think computers interfering. i think we computers interfering. i think vve—tn- we need more faith in the electorate, _ we need more faith in the electorate,-we?- electorate, don't we? yeah, i tntnt— electorate, don't we? yeah, i tntntite. — electorate, don't we? yeah, i think-do. and- electorate, don't we? yeah, i think-do. and i- electorate, don't we? yeah, i think do. '1“t: electorate, don't we? yeah, i think do. “t: electorate, don't we? yeah, i- think-do. and i think this is think we do. and i think this is like say, is historic. like you say, this is historic. i mean, back in 1936, they did. they a they did a poll they did a poll. they did a poll where they asked people, who are you going for? and it you going to vote for? and it was overwhelmingly anti roosevelt for a to be roosevelt for a second to be elected . and the reason that it elected. and the reason that it was anti it was because they they made a telephone poll and only people who had telephones were listening and they republicans. so it's bull. but the most important thing . wait, the most important thing. wait, lewis, is it possible that- lewis, is it possible that anttetat— lewis, is it possible that artificial intelligence will etan— artificial intelligence will etan-tate- artificial intelligence will start fake news? artificial intelligence will- start _fake news? that's start creating fake news? that's the start creating fake news? that's tne tear— start creating fake news? that's tne tear nere. — start creating fake news? that's the fear here. yes,— start creating fake news? that's the fear here. yes, it will. 0 the fear here. yes, it will. it there-e— the fear here. yes, it will. it can. there's already- can. there's already there's already what do call it? already what do they call it? deepfakes some of are deepfakes some of them are really convincing. some of them are as but are hilarious as well. but i'm much more worried about the sort of mean, we all know reputable of i mean, we all know reputable places. can source the news, places. you can source the news, such know, the such as gb news, you know, the and we know the biases that are already on. if you read the daily mail or the guardian, you know, there's a certain bias already. it's different with gb neve— already. it's different with gb news because,— already. it's different with gb news because, you- : it's different with gb news because, you know , each news because, you know, each

nreeenter— news because, you know, each nreeenter-tnev- news because, you know, each presenter they think. presenter says what they think. vean — presenter says what they think. teat—vette- yeah, yeah, right. so you're not nartet— yeah, yeah, right. so you're not. worried—manipulated worried about being manipulated in worried about being manipulated tn-et— worried about being manipulated in _of-because- worried about being manipulated in of because people in terms of bias because people arena—en— in terms of bias because people arena—en mere- are telling, but much more verrtet— are telling, but much more worried-sort- are telling, but much more worried-sort of. worried about the sort of ttntertnt— worried about the sort of tinkering suppression tinkering and suppression that's tene— tinkering and suppression that's done—andl done behind the scenes. and if ai done behind the scenes. and if nt-ta— done behind the scenes. and if nt-tt nave— done behind the scenes. and if nt-tt have a- done behind the scenes. and if ai-to have a bias- done behind the scenes. and if al to have a bias at ai is going to have a bias at all. we've seen that all. we've already seen that it's they they it's got a woke bias. they they code be to be vastly left code it to be to be vastly left wing because the programmers coding left and we have coding it are left and we have to the most important thing is we stop calling bbc we have to stop calling the bbc the the media the media they're not the media they're the arm of the they're the estate arm of the propaganda network. okay. there we go. let's move on now to this. something you wouldn't know anything about, leo, this is a getting trouble for is a getting into trouble for political bias that didn't happen to you, does it? so ben elton rishi happen to you, does it? so ben elton-rishi sunak,- elton brands, rishi sunak, mendacious_ elton brands, rishi sunak, mendacious narcissist, eeetenatn. — mendacious narcissist, sociopath. t:. 5“ sociopath. that's quite an extreme remark. yeah, but ben ttten— extreme remark. yeah, but ben ttten te— extreme remark. yeah, but ben ttten te a— extreme remark. yeah, but ben elton is a left— extreme remark. yeah, but ben elton is a left wing— t:;,tt

tat tnte— bias and just presents things tat ttte te— bias and just presents things but this is a— bias and just presents things but this is a guest on the bbc. tnte— but this is a guest on the bbc. ttte ten-t— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one of— but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one of the- but this is a guest on the bbc. this isn't like one of the if- this isn't like one of the if one of the presenters had said rishi is a mendacious, rishi sunak is a mendacious, narcissistic sociopath i think narcissistic sociopath, i think everyone there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think eveantne there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evean average there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evean average monday there'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evean average monday night re'd narcissistic sociopath, i think evean average monday night fori be an average monday night for the . i surely ben the bbc. but i mean, surely ben elton is allowed to it. elton is allowed to say it. apparently spontaneous. apparently it was spontaneous. he even know he was going he didn't even know he was going to this. so it's to be asked about this. so it's pretty i mean, pretty hack, though. i mean, every— pretty hack, though. i mean, every comedian— pretty hack, though. i mean, every comedian has a go at whoever, - know, - every comedian has a go at whoever, know, whatever whoever, you know, whatever nettttee— whoever, you know, whatever nettttee te— whoever, you know, whatever nettttee te tn— whoever, you know, whatever politics is in power. and i ten-t— politics is in power. and i don't think— politics is in power. and i don't think sunak politics is in power. and i don't think-sunak that don't think rishi sunak is that tat.— don't think rishi sunak is that btd-imetn— don't think rishi sunak is that btd-imetn .— don't think rishi sunak is that btd-imetn . t— don't think rishi sunak is that bad. mean , i wish he i think bad. i mean, i wish he i think ne-e— bad. i mean, i wish he i think tee a— bad. i mean, i wish he i think he's a sociopath. _ bad. i mean, i wish he i think he's a sociopath. i wish he was more right wing. i wish he was more right wing. i wish he was moretl— more right wing. i wish he was more i a sociopath _ more right wing. i wish he was more-a sociopath is- i g“ “g i wish he was more a sociopath is what i more of a sociopath is what i eenatnetv— more of a sociopath is what i genuinely-sorry. - more of a sociopath is what i genuinely sorry. g genuinely i'm sorry. i thought ten— genuinely i'm sorry. i thought ten-a— genuinely i'm sorry. i thought ben a bit of a ben elton was a bit of a conservative days. that ben elton was a bit of a consmyttive days. that ben elton was a bit of a consmy understandings. that ben elton was a bit of a consmy understanding of'hat ben elton was a bit of a consmy understanding of it,t ben elton was a bit of a consmy understanding of it, i was my understanding of it, i think. think, when he's, think. i think, yeah, when he's, vou— think. i think, yeah, when he's, vea-vnen— think. i think, yeah, when he's, vea-vvnen ne— think. i think, yeah, when he's, you _when he when- i think, yeah, when he's, you when he when he looks you know, when he when he looks at nte— you know, when he when he looks at rte tat— you know, when he when he looks at his tax bill,— you know, when he when he looks at his tax bill, he _ you know, when he when he looks at his tax bill, he probably teeernee— at his tax bill, he probably becomes a more conservative. becomes a lot more conservative. otav. — becomes a lot more conservative. otav. teats.— becomes a lot more conservative. otav. teats. vnat— becomes a lot more conservative. okay. louis, what do— becomes a lot more conservative. okay. louis, what do -think- okay. louis, what do you think about this? do you know ben elton? you know, ben, this is net— elton? you know, ben, this is not treat— elton? you know, ben, this is not about ben— 7 you know, ben, this is not about ben elton. this is ateat— about how the state controls the eatttev— about how the state controls the eatttev-tne- about how the state controls thei outflow _the _of outflow of media, the outflow of tnternatten— outflow of media, the outflow of information. what— outflow of media, the outflow of information. what they to information. what they want to do information. what they want to te—tne — information. what they want to te—tne-tel do is they want the people to tntnt— do is they want the people to tntnt-tne— do is they want the people to think-the-is- do is they want the people to think-the-is like. do is they want the people to think the is like with think that the bbc is like with the think that the bbc is like with tne-ttntte— think that the bbc is like with the-unble biased- think that the bbc is like with the unble biased is totally the itn unble biased is totally tataneet— the itn unble biased is totally balanced,.fair_ the itn unble biased is totally balanced, fair when the truth balanced, is fair when the truth is, balanced, is fair when the truth te tt-e— balanced, is fair when the truth te tt-e tne— balanced, is fair when the truth is, it's the state—

balanced, is fair when the truth is, it's the state propaganda netvert— is, it's the state propaganda network. and— is, it's the state propaganda network. and so— is, it's the state propaganda network. and so it can't be. but tnev— network. and so it can't be. but tnev vant— network. and so it can't be. but tnev vant to— network. and so it can't be. but they want to pretend that it is tnere— they want to pretend that it is tnere . — they want to pretend that it is tnere . rte— they want to pretend that it is there . it's not— they want to pretend that it is there . it's not even- they want to pretend that it is there . 0 1“ there. it's not even the state. it's like it's like the blob, the woke blob that really the civil service, they're they're part of the same network as the bbc. that's what i mean. the state— bbc. that's what i mean. the state oxbridge cabal that run everything and no matter who you vote they're still going to vote for, they're still going to be imposing be that blob they're imposing their values. can i ask you a taeettene — their values. can i ask you a question? _being. their values. can i ask you a question? being very question? are you being very unbiased here? what do you mean? i unbiased here? what do you mean? t vant— unbiased here? what do you mean? tvant te— unbiased here? what do you mean? tvant te neve— unbiased here? what do you mean? i want to move on. _ unbiased here? what do you mean? i want to move on. i'm— 0. : it“t:;:;7’ what do you mean? i want to move on. i'm sorry. were— i want to move on. i'm sorry. we're going move to the we're going to move on to the guardian now about how some schools failing their schools are failing in their cultural education risk cultural education and risk turning into turning their students into americans. well well, it's a horrible disparity emerging in cultural education in schools, said the v&a head , which is the said the v&a head, which is the victoria and albert museum . i victoria and albert museum. i know what it is. i was actually eavtnt— know what it is. i was actually eavtnt te— know what it is. i was actually eavtne te tne— know what it is. i was actually saying to the audience, not for you,— saying to the audience, not for youv teate. — saying to the audience, not for your teate. ant— saying to the audience, not for you, louis. and so— saying to the audience, not for you, louis. and so basically vnat— you, louis. and so basically vnat tneee— you, louis. and so basically what these people have done is net— what these people have done is tnev-tne— what these people have done is tnev-tne-et- they took the museum of childhood— childhood in bethnal green, anten— childhood in bethnal green, vntenlvae— childhood in bethnal green, which was going to take my which i was going to take my ttte— which i was going to take my ttte te— which i was going to take my kids to, which— which i was going to take my kids to, which never made it kids to, which i never made it to kids to, which i never made it te tnen.— kids to, which i never made it te tnen. t— kids to, which i never made it to them. i took— kids to, which i never made it to them. i took them everywhere. i to them. i took them everywhere. t-an— to them. i took them everywhere. in anaztnt— to them. i took them everywhere. i-an amazing father,- to them. i took them everywhere. i an amazing father, but i was an amazing father, but i

never-tnen— i was an amazing father, but i never-themlthe- i was an amazing father, but i never-themlthe of never took them to the museum of entttneet— never took them to the museum of childhood—sounded- never took them to the museum of childhood sounded so childhood because it sounded so nerrttte— childhood because it sounded so nerrttte te— childhood because it sounded so horrible to take— childhood because it sounded so horrible to take a— childhood because it sounded so horrible to take a museum of entttneet— horrible to take a museum of childhood. they— horrible to take a museum of childhood. they are creepy. there-e— childhood. they are creepy. tnere-e ene— childhood. they are creepy. there's one in— childhood. they are creepy. there's one in edinburgh and it's full of these dolls. they have film. i don't like have a horror film. i don't like them at all. i agree with you. because if chelsea starring, tt-e—neentel it's stuff that old people eetteetet— it's stuff that old people collected when they were kids, it's collected when they were kids, tt-e netntnt— collected when they were kids, it's nothing that— collected when they were kids, it's nothing that kids like. and vnat-e— it's nothing that kids like. and vnat-e tne— it's nothing that kids like. and what's the story?— it's nothing that kids like. and what's the story? so this what's the story? and so this eterv— what's the story? and so this eterv-tnat— what's the story? and so this story _that the- what's the story? and so this story that the victoria story is that that the victoria ant— story is that that the victoria ant-naeean - story is that that the victoria and museum took it over and albert museum took it over ant— and albert museum took it over ant mate— and albert museum took it over ant mate a— and albert museum took it over and made a whole— and albert museum took it over and made a whole new museum, taeteattv— and made a whole new museum, taeteattv tne— and made a whole new museum, basically the same— and made a whole new museum, basically the same museum, but tnev— basically the same museum, but they-up— basically the same museum, but they-up everything- basically the same museum, but they up everything and, they cleaned up everything and, uh, they cleaned up everything and, an. ant— they cleaned up everything and, n, ant yea-re— they cleaned up everything and, uh, and you're not— they cleaned up everything and, uh, and you're not getting to tne— uh, and you're not getting to tne nean— uh, and you're not getting to tne nean et— uh, and you're not getting to the heart of it,— uh, and you're not getting to the heart of it, though, really. i the heart of it, though, really. t mean— the heart of it, though, really. t tne— the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story— the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story is— the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story is about- the heart of it, though, really. i mean, the story is about the disparity. is this the first ttme— disparity. is this the first ttme vave— disparity. is this the first time you've seen- t: can is this the first time you've seen this? i read tne— time you've seen this? i read tne tnna— time you've seen this? i read tne tntnt. — time you've seen this? i read tne tntng. rm— time you've seen this? i read the thing. i'm just- time you've seen this? i read the thing. “g the thing. i'm just thinking, what point? leo do you what is the point? leo do you want to what is the point? leo do you want te nave— what is the point? leo do you want to have a— what is the point? leo do you want to have a crack- what is the point? leo do you want to have a crack at- “7 leo do you want to have a crack at this ene— want to have a crack at this se— want to have a crack at this one? so there's— want to have a crack at this one? so there's a- want to have a crack at this one? so there's a not one? so there's a i'm not going to one? so there's a i'm not going te te— one? so there's a i'm not going te te tnvttet— one? so there's a i'm not going to be invited ti5cct to be invited back. basically, state— to be invited back. basically, state schools don't get as good cultural education eton. you cultural education as eton. you know , posh schools, which i know, posh schools, which i mean, who the? yeah, if mean, who the? yeah, well, if you to a school in bethnal you go to a school in bethnal green wherever , you're not green or wherever, you're not going to as many opera recitals as you go to eton . i don't as if you go to eton. i don't know. i think it's terrible.

it's punishment for people. it's punishment for rich people. it's punishment for rich people. it's like, it's like saying to them like, yes, to be yes, you're rich, but to be rich, you have to suffer through this. this german singing for 3.5 hours. okay, look. so similar flavour to the next story in the times. now, pupils trem— story in the times. now, pupils ten-nave— story in the times. now, pupils from-have some- ”50::th 1“ now, pupils from have some learning to from eton have some learning to do. from eton have some learning to te. tee— from eton have some learning to te. tee se— from eton have some learning to do. leo so according to this termer— do. leo so according to this termer tten— do. leo so according to this former eton master john etaaenten— former eton master john etaaenten .— former eton master john claughton , in- former eton master john claughton , in schools like eton claughton, in schools like eton maet— claughton, in schools like eton maet teaen— claughton, in schools like eton must teach pupils about their teet— must teach pupils about their good tenane— must teach pupils about their good tenane . — must teach pupils about their good fortune . i— must teach pupils about their good fortune . 1“ must teach pupils about their good fortune . good fortune. i mean, they've probably worked it out, haven't they?i probably worked it out, haven't they? i mean, they're going to think that their eton isn't it. yeah. they're probably sitting there smart eating their there their smart eating their quail's like, you quail's eggs being like, you know is this probably know this is this is probably quite schools go quite good. yeah. as schools go but he it basically slams but he says it basically slams eton and he slams the former you know, whatever you call it, the people who've been educated at eton, they do this all the time like the posher schools were really behind, like and this really behind, like blm and this sort outfit that sort of marxist outfit that would want those schools absolutely . yeah. and absolutely destroyed. yeah. and the bricks used— absolutely destroyed. yeah. and the bricks used to— absolutely destroyed. yeah. and the bricks used to create- 0:5 3: yeah. and the bricks used to create homes for the bricks used to create homes ter etner— the bricks used to create homes for other people. _ the bricks used to create homes for other people. you know, this is for other people. you know, this te-nnt— for other people. you know, this te-ant ne— for other people. you know, this is-and he slams. i for other people. you know, this. is-and he slams. yeah, is madness. and he slams. yeah, he stame— is madness. and he slams. yeah, he slams former— is madness. and he slams. yeah, he slams former former alumni . he slams former former alumni. well, alumni like johnson, boris

johnson, rees—mogg, kwasi kwarteng. so johnson, rees—mogg, kwasi kwarteng . so the people who kwarteng. so the people who aenteve— kwarteng. so the people who achieve something.- g so the people who achieve something. yeah. and it's achieve something. yeah. and tt-e tne,— achieve something. yeah. and it's like,-that's- achieve something. yeah. and it's like, that's exactly it's like, yeah, that's exactly tnat-e— it's like, yeah, that's exactly mate-a— it's like, yeah, that's exactly that's-a great- it's like, yeah, that's exactlyi that's-a great-for that's such a great advert for year— that's such a great advert for year-tneee- that's such a great advert for your-they're the. that's such a great advert for- your-they're the people your school. they're the people that they went on to become literally prime minister. that's insane. movers about insane. movers and shakers about this insane. movers and shakers about ttte—tnen- insane. movers and shakers about tnte—tnem en- this self—hatred that them on the this self—hatred that them on tne—teat- this self—hatred that them on the—yeah don't. this self—hatred that them on- the _yeah don't don't the prospectus. yeah don't don't slam them from eton. i mean of course it's elitist— slam them from eton. i mean of course it's elitist-and- course it's elitist eton and narevv— course it's elitist eton and narevv ant— course it's elitist eton and harrow and all— course it's elitist eton and harrow and all rest it. harrow and all the rest of it. of harrow and all the rest of it. et-nene— harrow and all the rest of it. et-nene et- harrow and all the rest of it. of-none of us- harrow and all the rest of it. of none of us would harrow and all the rest of it.- of-none of us would have of course, none of us would have nat—te— of course, none of us would have nat—teltnerel had the opportunity to go there, but had the opportunity to go there, tat—tnat— but the point is that they eneatt— but the point is that they should _what- but the point is that they should what they but the point is that they- should _what they are should embrace what they are tent.— should embrace what they are tent—ant- should embrace what they are right, and pretend right, and not try and pretend to right, and not try and pretend teleemetntnt— right, and not try and pretend to something else. to be something else. yeah. nttn-t— to be something else. yeah. nttn-t vea— to be something else. yeah. didn't you-oxford?- to be something else. yeah. i didn't you _oxford? that didn't you go to oxford? that was later. yeah, but- didn't you go to oxford? that was later. yeah, but that- “j r: 1“ 0 gt:t tii3t>t

all state is going to drag you down? art—en- state is going to drag you down? att—en nevl state is going to drag you down?| att—en te all right. let's move on now to the next and lewis has the guardian next and lewis has all that money i've donated to oxfam being spent facelifts. oxfam being spent on facelifts. well, i don't think that oxfam is well, i don't think that oxfam te enenttnt— well, i don't think that oxfam is spending the— well, i don't think that oxfam is spending the money, but i tntnt— is spending the money, but i tntnt tt-e— is spending the money, but i think it's the— is spending the money, but i think it's the money that the us.— think it's the money that the us. tne— think it's the money that the us. tne-att— think it's the money that the us, the-aid is— think it's the money that the us, the aid is going for us, the uk aid is going for nrtvate— us, the uk aid is going for private hospitals developing private hospitals in developing eeanttee— private hospitals in developing countries and— private hospitals in developing countries and oxfam. but oxfam is countries and oxfam. but oxfam te eavtnt— countries and oxfam. but oxfam te eavtne tnat— countries and oxfam. but oxfam is saying that that— countries and oxfam. but oxfam is saying that that that it's vnen— is saying that that that it's vvnen ve— is saying that that that it's when we that— is saying that that that it's when we that when britain sends menev— when we that when britain sends menev te— when we that when britain sends menev te nrtvate— when we that when britain sends money to private hospitals that the money to private hospitals that tne neente — money to private hospitals that tne neente vene— money to private hospitals that the people who are using those nrtvate— the people who are using those private hospitals— the people who are using those private hospitals in places like tenva— private hospitals in places like tenva er— private hospitals in places like kenya or india— private hospitals in places like kenya or india are being abused by tneee— kenya or india are being abused by those hospitals— kenya or india are being abused by those hospitals because if tnev— by those hospitals because if tnev ten-t— by those hospitals because if tnev ten-t payr— by those hospitals because if they don't pay, they don't get let they don't pay, they don't get tet eat— they don't pay, they don't get tet eat et— they don't pay, they don't get let out of the— they don't pay, they don't get let out of the hospital. and if tnev— let out of the hospital. and if tnev eant— let out of the hospital. and if tnev ean-t nav— let out of the hospital. and if they can't pay, they don't get let they can't pay, they don't get tet tnte— they can't pay, they don't get tet tnte tne— they can't pay, they don't get let into the hospital. your tneaentee — let into the hospital. your thoughts? _i- let into the hospital. your thoughts? 1“ let into the hospital. your- thoughts? _i mean, it's thoughts? yeah, i mean, it's amazing actually amazing to see oxfam actually deal you know, material deal with, you know, material things that affect people's physical well—being as opposed to pronouns or something to their pronouns or something like that. they put out guidelines,— c they put out guidelines, didn't they, about c they put out guiilanguage,in't they, about c they put out guiilanguage, inclusive about c they put out guiilanguage, inclusive language the language, inclusive language and the language, inclusive language ant-ttnt— the language, inclusive language ant-ttnt et— the language, inclusive language and-kind of thing.- and that kind of thing. yeah. tnat— and that kind of thing. yeah.| tnat—vea-re that you shouldn't say you're etanttnt— that you shouldn't say you're etanttntla— that you shouldn't say you're standing-a cause- that you shouldn't say you're standing a cause because standing for a cause because tnat-e— that's upsetting to disabled. they— that's upsetting to disabled. they-a— that's upsetting to disabled. ttev-a-vert- they had like a 380 word document you know , showed document that, you know, showed their how use pronouns their staff how to use pronouns

. be dead by the . i mean, you'd be dead by the time finish reading it. but time you finish reading it. but yeah, i mean, i think this is this is an example we're giving hundreds millions pounds hundreds of millions of pounds to, countries their to, to other countries for their hospitals, shouldn't hospitals, which we shouldn't be doing read doing anyway. i read that apparently britons horribly apparently britons are horribly racist, nasty country. so why are doing nice things? but we are we doing nice things? but we should just charity doesn't really work. it backfires . we really work. it backfires. we should let the market do do their thing. these people are setting up private hospitals there. then the people who can afford treated. afford it can can get treated. if if we distort the market if we if we distort the market by providing health care, then we're just making them dependent on us. okay. i'm not sure i agree— on us. okay. i'm not sure i agree-tat- on us. okay. i'm not sure i agree-tat t- on us. okay. i'm not sure ij agree-but i don't agree with that, but i don't tntnt— agree with that, but i don't tntnt-tet— agree with that, but i don't think-got time- agree with that, but i don't think got time to go into think we've got time to go into it. think we've got time to go into tt. _tetnt— think we've got time to go into tt-tetnt te- think we've got time to go into it.-going to have- think we've got time to go into it.-going to have a. it. so we're going to have a tnat— it. so we're going to have a final breather— it. so we're going to have a final breather now before some trttttant— brilliant last section stories eemtnt— coming right up, including trentneaee— coming right up, including lighthouse expensive lighthouse strikes, expensive treet— lighthouse strikes, expensive blood transfusions and ancestors you blood transfusions and ancestors vea veattn-t— blood transfusions and ancestors you wouldn't want— blood transfusions and ancestors you wouldn't want for dinner. see— you wouldn't want for dinner. see vea— you wouldn't want for dinner. see vea .—

in two. i in two.| welcome i in two. - welcome back | tn tve. - welcome back to | tn tva— welcome back to headliners | tn tne.— welcome back to headliners . | tn tva— welcome back to headliners . your welcome back to headliners. your tret— welcome back to headliners. your tret teet— welcome back to headliners. your tret teet at— welcome back to headliners. your first look at tuesday's nevvenanere- first look at tuesday's newspapers .- first look at tuesday's newspapers . and with this final newspapers. and with this final eeetten — newspapers. and with this final section, we're going to go etrattnt— section, we're going to go straight into— section, we're going to go straight into the eye. and is tnte— straight into the eye. and is ttte tne— straight into the eye. and is this the reason _ straight into the eye. and is this the reason that older neente— this the reason that older neente ean— this the reason that older people can seem quite rude? leo vean— people can seem quite rude? leo vean .— people can seem quite rude? leo vean . annarenttv— people can seem quite rude? leo yeah , apparently more than 9 in yeah, apparently more than 9 in 10 yeah, apparently more than 9 in to aattette— yeah, apparently more than 9 in 10 autistic people— yeah, apparently more than 9 in 10 autistic people over the age of 10 autistic people over the age et eo— 10 autistic people over the age et so ten-t— 10 autistic people over the age of 50 don't have— 10 autistic people over the age of 50 don't have a— 10 autistic people over the age of 50 don't have a diagnosed ttsts— of 50 don't have a diagnosed ipsis according— of 50 don't have a diagnosed ipsis according to this study, teeaaee— ipsis according to this study, because obviously most people ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed jsly most people ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed wheniost people ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed when they're ple ipsis according to this study, bec diagnosed when they're when get diagnosed when they're when tnev-re—tnev.| they're younger. so, you know, 30 even really know 30 years ago, even really know what when people what it was when these people were young. exactly. yeah. so they testing for it. for they weren't testing for it. for it back then. i mean, some it back then. but i mean, some of these things i'd surprised of these things i'd be surprised if get diagnosed if anybody could get diagnosed in symptoms are in the uk. so the symptoms are lack eye contact, anxiety and lack of eye contact, anxiety and social situations, preferring to be own . that's every be on your own. that's every british person . so we're just a british person. so we're just a nafion british person. so we're just a nation of autism . yeah, but i nation of autism. yeah, but i don't nation of autism. yeah, but i ten-t tnen— nation of autism. yeah, but i ten-t tnev tt— nation of autism. yeah, but i don't know if that's- yeah, but i don't know if that's fair. teate— don't know if that's fair. teate. te— don't know if that's fair. louis, do you- don't know if that's fair. louis, do you believe autism ettete— louis, do you believe autism ettete e — louis, do you believe autism exists ? you— louis, do you believe autism exists ? you know- louis, do you believe autism exists ? you know ,- louis, do you believe autism exists ? 1/t:t. i exists? you know, actually, don't answer that question. this is an interesting one, tneatn— this is an interesting one, tneaen ten-t— this is an interesting one, though, isn't it? that all of tneee— though, isn't it? that all of tneee neente— though, isn't it? that all of these people have gone, ttaeneeet— these people have gone, diagnosed for- these people have gone, diagnosed for a long time. it's et— diagnosed for a long time. it's et-tntnte- diagnosed for a long time. it's one of things, though, one of those things, though, tnat—

one of those things, though, tnat-neente- one of those things, though, that-people-to- that when people get to a eenatn— that when people get to a eenatn ate.— that when people get to a certain age, it— that when people get to a certain age, it will sense certain age, it will make sense of certain age, it will make sense et—ttte.- certain age, it will make sense et—ttte. ven-ti of so much in their life, won't it? of so much in their life, won't tte te— of so much in their life, won't tte ne ne— of so much in their life, won't tte ne — of so much in their life, won't it? no no, no. i i it? no no, no. because. because basically it's personality. and when like red, when you see like leo red, the thing the rules thing red, the red, the rules for it's just like there's for it, it's just like there's so many people. so it's really , so many people. so it's really, it's anxious social it's anxious during social situations , finding it hard to situations, finding it hard to make friends, preferring to be on seeming blunt, on your own and seeming blunt, rude or not interested. it's just you . that's louis schaefer. just you. that's louis schaefer. that's many people. but it is that's so many people. but it is a spectrum, though— that's so many people. but it is a spectrum, though ._ that's so many people. but it is a spectrum, though . and- but it is a spectrum, though . and this a spectrum, though. and this are tegtttmatetv— a spectrum, though. and this are legitimately—yeah,l legitimately a spectrum. yeah, but when something's on a eneetram— but when something's on a spectrum, either things spectrum, it either things ettner— spectrum, it either things either exist. _ spectrum, it either things either exist. i- spectrum, it either things either exist. “t:;it: either exist. i know that there are have social are people who have social problems. it's nice to problems. yeah. and it's nice to have a label on it, but i grew up in a family where they put labels on people and i don't believe in these labels. they put labels, they said, you're mentally ill, you're schizophrenic. but louis, bipolar, lviv children, you know, kids know, i've taught autistic kids and know what they and like, if they know what they are monitor ing are and if someone's monitor ing it, help from a it, it actually does help from a teacher's perspective, from a teacher's perspective, from a teacher's perspective, from a teacher's perspective, might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it3r's perspective, might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it doesn't pective, might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it doesn't pecti\from might, teacher's perspective, from a tea(it doesn't pecti\from the ht, but it doesn't help from the child as of fact, i'm child as a matter of fact, i'm going change my. you're going going to change my. you're going to this for saying to hate me for this for saying it, but don't they it, but i don't think they should on children. should put labels on children. you're telling a child

you're basically telling a child if if you're if you're like if you're autistic, oh, you're a broken machine, something's machine, you're something's wrong with you. yeah. when it could it just could be a phase. it could just be personality. they could be a genius. people well. genius. and people do so well. they're musk they're so successful. elon musk is they're so successful. elon musk te-. — they're so successful. elon musk te-. ant— they're so successful. elon musk te-. ant mere— they're so successful. elon musk is-. and there is- they're so successful. elon musk is-. and there is an. is autistic. and there is an over diagnostic i mean, over diagnostic culture. i mean, i think people sometimes diagnose for diagnose with adhd. for instance, just instance, when they're just naughty, that kind naughty, you know, that kind of thing when thing does happen. and then when they thing does happen. and then when tnevltnte— thing does happen. and then when tnevltnte-tnen— thing does happen. and then when they-this,-then the- they do this, then then the trage— they do this, then then the trage eeme— they do this, then then the drugs come. yeah. cit“ drugs come. yeah. oh, yeah, teat. — drugs come. yeah. oh, yeah, yeah. okay. well, we're to yeah. okay. well, we're going to move the independent. move on now to the independent. unemployed move on now to the independent. unemplto ad move on now to the independent. unemplto be out of work. yes partner to be out of work. yes and and i've lived and it is true. and i've lived it. and it is true. and i've lived tt. t-ve— and it is true. and i've lived it. i've actually— and it is true. and i've lived it. i've actually lived this tntnt— it. i've actually lived this tntnt te— it. i've actually lived this thing is having a partner who is not thing is having a partner who is net navtnt— thing is having a partner who is net navtneltnev— thing is having a partner who is not having they did a study of not having a they did a study of tneee— not having a they did a study of tneee neente— not having a they did a study of 42,000 people in— not having a they did a study of 42,000 people in nine countries ant— 42,000 people in nine countries ant tt— 42,000 people in nine countries ant tt nae— 42,000 people in nine countries and it was across— 42,000 people in nine countries and it was across the board for all and it was across the board for at men— and it was across the board for all men, because— and it was across the board for all men, because men are men and ateat— all men, because men are men and women are about straight men nanteatartv. — women are about straight men particularly. g“ 17“ particularly. so straight men don't like it when they're out of work, their wives are of work, but their wives are off earning the breadwinner breadwinners. yeah, and this is the breadwinners. yeah, and this is tne nav— breadwinners. yeah, and this is tne vvav tnev— : yeah, and this is the way they presented it. it vae—tareneani was. it was in the european sociological— was. it was in the european sociological-.- was. it was in the european sociological . they did sociological review. they did a etatv. — sociological review. they did a etatv. tnev— sociological review. they did a study. they printed the study ant— study. they printed the study ant tnev— study. they printed the study and they painted it that way tnat—ttte. - and they painted it that way that—like. like. and they painted it that way that like. like it. that men don't like. like it. no.— that men don't like. like it. we. rte.— that men don't like. like it. no, it's. women— that men don't like. like it.

no, it's. women don't like it. t hey— no, it's. women don't like it. the tent— no, it's. women don't like it. they don't believe— no, it's. women don't like it. they don't believe that. - no, it's. women don't like it. they don't believe that. lewis no. this is about men are the men don't like it to be. they don't like it because the women hate it. and i've lived through it. hate it. and i've lived through tt. wnen— hate it. and i've lived through tt. wnen t— hate it. and i've lived through it. when i moved— hate it. and i've lived through it. when i moved to- 0 and i've lived through it. when i moved to this eeantee— it. when i moved to this eeantrv. t— it. when i moved to this country, i wasn't a huge success on country, i wasn't a huge success en en— country, i wasn't a huge success en en tene— country, i wasn't a huge success on gb news that— country, i wasn't a huge success on gb news that i— country, i wasn't a huge success on gb news that i am now. i naen-t— on gb news that i am now. i vvaen-t-ttr— on gb news that i am now. i wasn't mr comedian. i was wasn't like mr comedian. i was ttte— wasn't like mr comedian. i was ttte etraeettng— wasn't like mr comedian. i was like struggling and a like struggling. and i had a kid— like struggling. and i had a ttt. tne— like struggling. and i had a kid, two kids.— like struggling. and i had a kid, two kids. looking after kid, two kids. i'm looking after the kid, two kids. i'm looking after tne-netntnt- kid, two kids. i'm looking after the-helping-wifel the kids. i'm helping my wife teet— the kids. i'm helping my wife net-ttte.- the kids. i'm helping my wife look-kids. and- the kids. i'm helping my wife look kids. and she she look after the kids. and she she met— look after the kids. and she she met tt. — look after the kids. and she she met tt. lvea— look after the kids. and she she hated it. .you were- look after the kids. and she she hated it. t:t::t “g hated it. so you were doing worse you are now? i am , worse than you are now? i am, leo. surely this is just intuitively correct that men don't like it when they're not providing for the family. i mean, i'm sure men prefer to providing for the family. i- mean, i'm sure men prefer to be nrevtttnt— mean, i'm sure men prefer to be nrevtttnt ter— mean, i'm sure men prefer to be providing for the— mean, i'm sure men prefer to be providing for the family, but i nreter— providing for the family, but i nreter tt— providing for the family, but i prefer it when _ providing for the family, but i prefer it when somebody is nrevtttnt— prefer it when somebody is providing ter— prefer it when somebody is providing for the family. when i met— providing for the family. when i met-t— providing for the family. when i met-i-basically. met my wife, i was basically anemntevet. — met my wife, i was basically unemployed. was unemployed. i was i was a eemettan— unemployed. i was i was a eemettan ee— unemployed. i was i was a comedian. so wouldn't be comedian. so you wouldn't be eatetaetnt—eati comedian. so you wouldn't be satcomedians_out| comedian. so you wouldn't be satcomedians are out comedian. so you wouldn't be satcomedians are just out of. comedians are just professional- of. comedians are just professional unemployed people. professional, unemployed people. rte-ve— professional, unemployed people. vve-ve-tetnt— professional, unemployed people. vve-ve-tetnt-te- we've taken doing nothing to vnere— we've taken doing nothing to vvnere vve— we've taken doing nothing to where we can get paid doing it. nat— where we can get paid doing it. tat vee— where we can get paid doing it. at vee ene— where we can get paid doing it. but yes, she had— where we can get paid doing it. but yes, she had a— where we can get paid doing it. but yes, she had a job and i'm etat— but yes, she had a job and i'm ttat ene— but yes, she had a job and i'm glad ene nat— but yes, she had a job and i'm glad ene nat a— but yes, she had a job and i'm glad she had a job. okay. the telegraph next with the story about lighthouse workers . leo, about lighthouse workers. leo, care us? hey. hey care to illuminate us? hey. hey so lighthouse workers have

taanenet— so lighthouse workers have launched their— so lighthouse workers have launched their first ever strike nav— launched their first ever strike nav. ee— launched their first ever strike nav. ee tt— launched their first ever strike over pay, so if you're sailing an et— over pay, so if you're sailing an ett nt— over pay, so if you're sailing an oil rig near— over pay, so if you're sailing an oil rig near some rocks off tne— an oil rig near some rocks off tne eeaet— an oil rig near some rocks off tne eeaet et— an oil rig near some rocks off the coast of britain, watch out. so the coast of britain, watch out. se vean— the coast of britain, watch out. se vean eo— the coast of britain, watch out. so yeah, 40 people employed by the so yeah, 40 people employed by tne tennern— so yeah, 40 people employed by the northern lighthouse board in seettant— the northern lighthouse board in eeettant are— the northern lighthouse board in scotland are going to stop work at neen— scotland are going to stop work at noon on monday. 0 at noon on monday. isn't that mean boats are going to start crashing into rocks and things? possibly. buti crashing into rocks and things? possibly. but i think the thing tnat— possibly. but i think the thing tnat-tet— possibly. but i think the thing that-got-that- possibly. but i think the thingi that-got-that maybe that we've got now that maybe the that we've got now that maybe tne—vertere- that we've got now that maybe the _workers have i the lighthouse workers have everteetet— the lighthouse workers have overlooked _we - the lighthouse workers have overlooked we have gps. overlooked is that we have gps. etate— overlooked is that we have gps. etate-vve— overlooked is that we have gps. etate-we ean— overlooked is that we have gps. okay?-we can avoid- overlooked is that we have gps. okay? we can avoid the okay? and so we can avoid the tee— okay? and so we can avoid the tee tee— okay? and so we can avoid the tee tee tee— okay? and so we can avoid the doo doo doo sailors not follow een— doo doo doo sailors not follow een et— doo doo doo sailors not follow een et etate— doo doo doo sailors not follow sort of stars anymore. ' “t: sort of stars anymore. and tatte— sort of stars anymore. and ttatte tn— sort of stars anymore. and lights tn tne— sort of stars anymore. and lights in the night. we are triangle thing.— lights in the night. we are triangle thing. yeah.- : g“5 1“ 1“ g“ we are triangle thing. yeah. what's it eattet— triangle thing. yeah. what's it called again?— triangle thing. yeah. what's it called again? sextant sexton. teat. — called again? sextant sexton. teat. otav— called again? sextant sexton. teat. otav se— called again? sextant sexton. yeah. okay so on— called again? sextant sexton. yeah. okay so on the- called again? sextant sexton. yeah. okay so on the poles we are old nautical references . are old nautical references. what do you think about this, lewis? ithink what do you think about this, lewis? i think i just learned eemetntnt. — lewis? i think i just learned eemetntnt. t— 57 i think i just learned something. i hadn't even thought ateat— something. i hadn't even thought ateat tnat. — something. i hadn't even thought ateat tnat. se— something. i hadn't even thought about that. so that's brilliant. trem — about that. so that's brilliant. trem tee. — about that. so that's brilliant. trem tee. t— about that. so that's brilliant. from leo. i think— about that. so that's brilliant. from leo. i think this an from leo. i think this is an underwhelming— from leo. i think this is an underwhelming . yeah, an underwhelming story. yeah, an underwhelming— underwhelming story. yeah, an underwhelming because underwhelming story. because it's underwhelming story. because tt-e entt— underwhelming story. because tt-e entv eo— underwhelming story. because it's only 40 people who are going— it's only 40 people who are eeme-etate.— it's only 40 people who are going strike. the whole world going on strike. the whole world is going on strike. the whole world te eeetnt— going on strike. the whole world te eeetnt tnte— going on strike. the whole world is seeing this us— going on strike. the whole world is seeing this us discuss this tnna— is seeing this us discuss this tntnt. tnte— is seeing this us discuss this tntng. ttte te— is seeing this us discuss this thing, this is so. - is seeing this us discuss this thing, this is so. �*ftt�*t:;cc thing, this is so. well, let's go thing, this is so. well, let's 9° te— thing, this is so. well, let's go to something that isn't underwhelming. is the daily

underwhelming. this is the daily mail. it's a story about maybe the future. mrs. lewis schaffer what's this? well, do you know vnat— what's this? well, do you know vnat-te— what's this? well, do you know vnat-re e— what's this? well, do you know vnat-re e un— what's this? well, do you know what-is ? uh, sounds- �*ftt�*“5 57 well, do you know what is ? uh, sounds like what she is? uh, sounds like ene-e— what she is? uh, sounds like she's available. _ what she is? uh, sounds like she's available. like she's available. it sounds like ene-e— she's available. it sounds like ene-e-seme. - she's available. it sounds like she's-some. somei she's available. it sounds like. she's-some. some lady she's got cash. some. some lady namet— she's got cash. some. some lady named-franks— she's got cash. some. some lady named-franks-whyj named lynne franks reveals why she named lynne franks reveals why ene enente— named lynne franks reveals why she spends £5,000— named lynne franks reveals why she spends £5,000 pounds on navtnt— she spends £5,000 pounds on navtnt ner— she spends £5,000 pounds on having her blood— she spends £5,000 pounds on having her blood taken out and eteanet— having her blood taken out and eteanet ae— having her blood taken out and cleaned as she— having her blood taken out and cleaned as she turns 75. this is a nreeetare— cleaned as she turns 75. this is a procedure that— cleaned as she turns 75. this is a procedure that she's gone tnreatn. — a procedure that she's gone through. she's— a procedure that she's gone through. “5t: : through. she's had every blood drop of blood in her body taken out in machine, and out, cleaned in a machine, and put back in, just run the dishwasher . put back in, just run the dishwasher. louis, i want to ask you, type of woman do you you, what type of woman do you think this is? i think this is a ttnt— think this is? i think this is a ttnt et— think this is? i think this is a kind of woman— think this is? i think this is a kind of woman who- 57 i think this is a kind of woman who can't wait for tatt— kind of woman who can't wait for tatt-ttevn— kind of woman who can't wait for full-blown kidney- full on, full blown kidney tattare— full on, full blown kidney failure and— full on, full blown kidney failure and dialysis. okay. neeaaee— failure and dialysis. okay. because that's— failure and dialysis. okay. because that's coming. i'm aettna— because that's coming. i'm aettng vea— because that's coming. i'm asking you because she's 75, she's going to have dialysis at some point. do you know who this tee — some point. do you know who this woman is? this— some point. do you know who this woman is? this woman- some point. do you know who this woman is? this woman is- do you know who this woman is? 1“ 1“ woman is? this woman is josh howie this is howie mother. so, josh, this is josh howie mother, josh howie, who regular on this show. who is a regular on this show. and did you this by josh and did you run this by josh neme— and did you run this by josh meme-vea— and did you run this by josh howie-you were- and did you run this by josh howie you were going to do? howie that you were going to do? nett— howie that you were going to do? ne-ttlttne— howie that you were going to do? he'll-fine about— howie that you were going to do? he'll-fine about it.— howie that you were going to do? he'll-fine about it. he- he'll be fine about it. he picked he it. no. picked this. he picked it. no. did you run? he says it counts as a birthday present. so the

thing about this— as a birthday present. so the thing about this is,-isi thing about this is, which is tntereettnt— thing about this is, which is interesting because leon franks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] because leon franks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] becthea leon franks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] becthe modelfranks, thing about this is, which is intcourse,] becthe model foriks, of course, was the model for ttvtna— of course, was the model for ttvtna-tn- of course, was the model for edwina in absolutely edwina monsoon in absolutely tatateae— edwina monsoon in absolutely ramme— edwina monsoon in absolutely tattntnt tnat— edwina monsoon in absolutely faithing that eddie would have of thing that eddie would have tene— of thing that eddie would have tene inmate — of thing that eddie would have done .abfab, gone- of thing that eddie would have done abfab, gone off to get done in abfab, gone off to get all done in abfab, gone off to get att-eteanet.- done in abfab, gone off to get all cleaned, although all her blood cleaned, although it all her blood cleaned, although tt teeen-t— all her blood cleaned, although it doesn't make— all her blood cleaned, although it doesn't make sense, she says naraettee—vvere- parasites in my body were eaaetnt— causing internal inflammation. tnat-e—vea-vel that's exactly wrong. if you've got internal internal parasites like yes in your gut, like whipworms. yes in your gut, then they release the chemicals that modulate your your immune response because they're a foreign protein. in other words, your immune system would attack them. didn't she refer to josh as them. didn't she refer to josh ae a naraettee— them. didn't she refer to josh as a parasite? so— didn't she refer to josh as a parasite? so yeah. '“t: didn't she refer to josh as a parasite? so yeah. ' “t: as a parasite? so yeah. and he's teen— as a parasite? so yeah. and he's been expelled from the body. but but yeah, intestinal parasites . but yeah, intestinal parasites. this is why we have so many so many autoimmune disorders in the west, because we've eliminated these luck to these parasites. good luck to her. these parasites. good luck to net. -._ these parasites. good luck to net. -t nene— these parasites. good luck to her.-i hope she- these parasites. good luck to. her.-i hope she-nice her. i hope. i hope she has nice etean— her. i hope. i hope she has nice etean tteet— her. i hope. i hope she has nice clean blood and— her. i hope. i hope she has nice clean blood and she . 1“ 1“ clean blood and she. this. this eeantt— clean blood and she. this. this sounds like she's it's sounds like she's been. it's been doctor been scammed because the doctor is her this and is about balance her this and doing this. it sounds like a load garbage. i don't think load of garbage. i don't think tnev— load of garbage. i don't think tnev-ear— load of garbage. i don't think they-our blood- load of garbage. i don't think they-our blood out. load of garbage. i don't think. they-our blood out and they took all our blood out and put they took all our blood out and nat tt— they took all our blood out and nat tt taet— they took all our blood out and nat tt taet tn.— they took all our blood out and put it back in. i— they took all our blood out and put it back in. i think they met— put it back in. i think they iaet ttt— put it back in. i think they iaet ttt a— put it back in. i think they just did a bit.— put it back in. i think they just did a bit. _ put it back in. i think they just did a bit. '“t: t:t:t put it back in. i think they just did a bit. '“t: t:t::t just did a bit. and how do they not apparently not know? they're apparently they do it in continual thing. they do it in a continual thing.

i just took some out. i think they just took some out. t hey— i think they just took some out. tnev—tt- i think they just took some out. tnev—tt att- i think they just took some out. they—it all out. they can't just take it all out ant— they can't just take it all out ant teave— they can't just take it all out and leave you— they can't just take it all out and leave you as— they can't just take it all out and leave you as a kind of husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive you as a kind of husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive yltook a kind of husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive yltook a cup'sof husk. they can't just take it all out athinkive yltook a cup's worth k. i think they took a cup's worth out i think they took a cup's worth eat-nat— i think they took a cup's worth eat-nat-nrev- i think they took a cup's worth out-put-brew back. i think they took a cup's worth out put brew back in. out and put iron brew back in. vvetn— out and put iron brew back in. wen-know,— out and put iron brew back in. well,-know, we'll- out and put iron brew back in. well, know, we'll get josh well, you know, we'll get josh to well, you know, we'll get josh te—ae. — well, you know, we'll get josh te—ae. t- well, you know, we'll get josh to_us. i knew. well, you know, we'll get josh to_us. i knew iti well, you know, we'll get josh. to_us. i knew it was to ask his ask us. i knew it was i knew it was his mom. we've got to move on. mom. i was acting. that theatre on part. that was theatre on my part. well lois. finally we have well done, lois. finally we have the well done, lois. finally we have tne—tee— well done, lois. finally we have tne—tee teee- well done, lois. finally we have the-leo does this- the telegraph. leo does this eterv— the telegraph. leo does this story about story help make more sense about the-sometimes-atl the way lois sometimes looks at you?— the way lois sometimes looks at you? nreettnt — the way lois sometimes looks at you? drooling oh,— the way lois sometimes looks at you? drooling cit“ i you? drooling oh, so ancient human ancestors living almost 1.5 have 1.5 million years ago may have been cannibals. to been cannibals. according to this marks this study, they found cut marks on of an individual on the shinbone of an individual belonging to an ancient human relative. prove belonging to an ancient human relative . prove anything? belonging to an ancient human relative. prove anything? it relative. prove anything? if it eae-marte— relative. prove anything? if it was-marks but- relative. prove anything? if it was-marks but cut- prove anything? if it was marks but cut marks. was tooth marks but cut marks. so was tooth marks but cut marks. se-tntnt— was tooth marks but cut marks. se-tntnt tt— was tooth marks but cut marks. so .think it was— was tooth marks but cut marks. so-think it was precisely- so they think it was precisely sliced off by a prehistoric butcher a stone knife. butcher wielding a stone knife. they didn't have the nice scalp, you know , of course, our you know, of course, our ancestors were cannibals, you know, they hadn't developed social skills, civilisation. they didn't have social skills, civilisation. - they didn't-have cutlery, social skills, civilisation. - the they? 't-have cutlery, social skills, civilisation. - the they? thethave cutlery, social skills, civilisation. - thethey? thethaautism. ', social skills, civilisation. - thethey? thethaautism. so did they? they had autism. so they— did they? they had autism. so met-mate— did they? they had autism. so ttev-mate eve- did they? they had autism. sol they-make eye contact, they couldn't make eye contact, make they weren't, they make friends. they weren't, they ween-t—tet- make friends. they weren't, they verett—tetlteva weren't. we've only got a few eeeente tnev— weren't. we've only got a few seconds. they were animals and antmate. — seconds. they were animals and antmate. -eaen- seconds. they were animals and animals. _each other. i animals. eat, eat each other. and i the closest, the and i think the closest, the closest food that's the healthiest honestly, the healthiest honestly, the healthiest another human healthiest food is another human tastes like tastes like pork .

tastes like tastes like pork. this is to be the next this is going to be the next etate— this is going to be the next stage-extreme- this is going to be the next stage-extreme diet, stage of your extreme meat diet, ten-t— stage of your extreme meat diet, tent-tnee— stage of your extreme meat diet, isn't-know what? - isn't it? you know what? it's aatte— isn't it? you know what? it's aatte neeettte— isn't it? you know what? it's quite possible because not quite possible because i'm not totally because we totally against it, because we eat and other ruminants eat beef and other ruminants that are so close to what we are . and they and historically, if you've got brain problems, you should eat brain . if you've got should eat brain. if you've got here we go. so lewis, on that should eat brain. if you've got here ilewis so lewis, on that should eat brain. if you've got here ilewis endorsing on that note, lewis endorsing cannibalism- note, lewis endorsing cannibalism . um, let's just have cannibalism. um, let's just have a tatet— cannibalism. um, let's just have a tatet teet— cannibalism. um, let's just have a tatet teet at— cannibalism. um, let's just have a quick look at tuesday's front pages— a quick look at tuesday's front naeee .— a quick look at tuesday's front naeee . se— a quick look at tuesday's front naeee . se vveve— a quick look at tuesday's front pages . so we've got the pages. so we've got the teteerann— pages. so we've got the telegraph who are leading with i eeatt— telegraph who are leading with i eeatt nave— telegraph who are leading with i could have taken— telegraph who are leading with i could have taken ukraine in a day,— could have taken ukraine in a tat—tne- day, says wagner boss, the tnanetat— day, says wagner boss, the financial times— day, says wagner boss, the financial times has prigozhin tentee— financial times has prigozhin tentee trvtne— financial times has prigozhin denies trying to— financial times has prigozhin denies trying to oust putin in his masterclass— denies trying to oust putin in his masterclass march on moscow, the his masterclass march on moscow, tne t— his masterclass march on moscow, tne t nae— his masterclass march on moscow, the i has defiant— his masterclass march on moscow, the i has defiant putin vows vvatner— the i has defiant putin vows wagner mutineers will be nantenet— wagner mutineers will be nantenet .— wagner mutineers will be punished . the- wagner mutineers will be punished . the guardian is punished. the guardian is ranntnt— punished. the guardian is running with— punished. the guardian is running with enemies wanted taeeta— running with enemies wanted taeeta te— running with enemies wanted russia to choke— running with enemies wanted russia to choke in civil strife, eave— russia to choke in civil strife, eave tattn. — russia to choke in civil strife, says putin. daily— russia to choke in civil strife, says putin. daily express has tant— says putin. daily express has tant teee— says putin. daily express has bank boss don't— says putin. daily express has bank boss don't kill off the men— bank boss don't kill off the high street— bank boss don't kill off the high street and— bank boss don't kill off the high street and daily star best etav— high street and daily star best etav avvav— high street and daily star best etav avvav trem — high street and daily star best stay away from open windows . stay away from open windows. tnat-e— stay away from open windows. tnat-e te— stay away from open windows. that's to prevent— stay away from open windows. that's to prevent progression trem— that's to prevent progression trem eemt— that's to prevent progression from being assassinated. those tne— from being assassinated. those were the front— from being assassinated. those were the front pages . that's all were the front pages. that's all tet— were the front pages. that's all get ttme— were the front pages. that's all we've got time for. _ were the front pages. that's all we've got time for. thanks to my taeete— we've got time for. thanks to my eaeete tee— we've got time for. thanks to my guestsr tee ant— we've got time for. thanks to my guests, leo and lewis. we're taet— guests, leo and lewis. we're taet-at— guests, leo and lewis. we're taet-at-vvttni back tomorrow at 11:00 with stmen— back tomorrow at 11:00 with simon evans,—

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, i allow drug testing at festivals . t tneatnt— allow drug testing at festivals . t tneatnt tt— allow drug testing at festivals , i thought it was— allow drug testing at festivals , i thought it was to stop crime eemt— , i thought it was to stop crime being committed. _ , i thought it was to stop crime being committed. instead, they want— being committed. instead, they want taatttv— being committed. instead, they want quality control for ertmtnat— want quality control for criminal-andl want quality control for. criminal-and it's criminal activities and it's teen— criminal activities and it's teen a— criminal activities and it's been a productive weekend for the been a productive weekend for tne ttnee— been a productive weekend for tne trtnee et— been a productive weekend for the prince of wales as he anvette— the prince of wales as he unveils plans— the prince of wales as he unveils plans to tackle homelessness , but less so for homelessness, but less so for tne— homelessness, but less so for tne eate— homelessness, but less so for tne nate et— homelessness, but less so for the duke of sussex , who has the duke of sussex, who has eanneeettv— the duke of sussex, who has supposedly been— the duke of sussex, who has supposedly been branded unproductive— supposedly been branded unproductive by spotify and tettttt— unproductive by spotify and netflix executives. state of the netflix executives. state of the tatten— netflix executives. state of the tatten etate— tatten— netflix executives. state of the tatten etate— netflix executives. state of the netflix executives. state of the nation starts now— nation starts now— netflix executives. state of the netflix executives. state of the nation starts now . nation starts now . nation starts now. wett— nation starts now. nation starts now. wett— nation starts now. we'll also - 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