good evening with gb news. our top - good evening with gb news. our top story,— . good evening with gb news. our top stem-breaking— - good evening with gb news. our top story,-breaking news.- top story, some breaking news. a has— top story, some breaking news. a has been— top story, some breaking news. a man has been charged with the mem— man has been charged with the murerd of— man has been charged with the murder of sarah _ man has been charged with the murder of sarah henshaw, whose body— murder of sarah henshaw, whose body-found— murder of sarah henshaw, whose body-found in— murder of sarah henshaw, whose body-found in a— murder of sarah henshaw, whose body found in a layby near body was found in a layby near the m1— body was found in a layby near the m1 yesterday.— body was found in a layby near the m1 yesterday. derbyshire pence— the m1 yesterday. derbyshire police are— the m1 yesterday. derbyshire police are saying the suspect is 36 year— police are saying the suspect is ee year ete— police are saying the suspect is 36 year old darren— police are saying the suspect is 36 year old darren hall. sarah heneheu-e— 36 year old darren hall. sarah henshall's body— 36 year old darren hall. sarah henshall's body was discovered just after— henshall's body was discovered just after midnight yesterday , just after midnight yesterday, dese— just after midnight yesterday, eteee ee— just after midnight yesterday, close to junction— just after midnight yesterday, close to junction 29 of the motorway. — close to junction 29 of the motorway. the— close to junction 29 of the motorway. the 31 year old mother of motorway. the 31 year old mother ef ewe— motorway. the 31 year old mother of two wee— motorway. the 31 year old mother of two was last— motorway. the 31 year old mother of two was last seen— motorway. the 31 year old mother of two was last seen at her home address— of two was last seen at her home address in— of two was last seen at her home address in ilkeston_ of two was last seen at her home address in ilkeston last tuesday.— address in ilkeston last tuesday. her- address in ilkeston last tuesday. her mother has described— tuesday. her mother has described her— tuesday. her mother has described her as a wonderful daughter— described her as a wonderful eergrrer erre— described her as a wonderful daughter and sister that news jeer— daughter and sister that news we rere— daughter and sister that news we re re— daughter and sister that news we rrre re re— daughter and sister that news just into us in the last half hour — just into us in the last half hour new,— just into us in the last half hour. now, the— just into us in the last half hour. now, the inquest today rere— hour. now, the inquest today rrre nicere— hour. now, the inquest today into nicola bully's death concluded— into nicola bully's death concluded that the mother of two dred— concluded that the mother of two died from — concluded that the mother of two died from accidental drowning. senior— died from accidental drowning. senior coroner— died from accidental drowning. senior coroner dr. _ died from accidental drowning. senior coroner dr. james a&e rere— senior coroner dr. james a&e we re— senior coroner dr. james a&e told the inquest—

senior coroner dr. james a&e told the inquest nicola bully reu— told the inquest nicola bully reu rere— told the inquest nicola bully fell into the— told the inquest nicola bully fell into the cold water and gave— fell into the cold water and gave re— fell into the cold water and gave no indication of any rererrrerr— gave no indication of any intention to— gave no indication of any intention to take her own life. ms intention to take her own life. rre berry— intention to take her own life. ms bully disappeared in january writer— ms bully disappeared in january wrrrer eur— ms bully disappeared in january whilst out walking her dog along the whilst out walking her dog along rrre river.— whilst out walking her dog along rrre wyre— whilst out walking her dog along the river. wyre her— whilst out walking her dog along the river. wyre her body was ferre— the river. wyre her body was found rrrree— the river. wyre her body was found three weeks later. lancashire _ found three weeks later. lancashire police say they hope the lancashire police say they hope rrre inquiry— lancashire police say they hope rrre inquiry wru— lancashire police say they hope the inquiry will put an end to the inquiry will put an end to re ru— the inquiry will put an end to the ill informed— the inquiry will put an end to the ill informed speculation which— the ill informed speculation whreh hee— the ill informed speculation which has been— the ill informed speculation which has been so damaging to wrhh-e— which has been so damaging to we rehrw— which has been so damaging to nikki's family ._ which has been so damaging to nikki's family. hospital consultant— nikki's family. hospital consultant in england at a walk out consultant in england at a walk err herr— consultant in england at a walk out next month— consultant in england at a walk out next month in— consultant in england at a walk out next month in a dispute over pay -— out next month in a dispute over pay . herhhere— out next month in a dispute over pay . hehhere er— out next month in a dispute over pay . members of the british pay. members of the british weereer— pay. members of the british medical association voted in fewer— medical association voted in reweeer— medical association voted in favour of strikes— medical association voted in favour of strikes on the 20th ene— favour of strikes on the 20th end her— favour of strikes on the 20th end we er— favour of strikes on the 20th and 21st of july— favour of strikes on the 20th and 21st of july unless a ereerhre— and 21st of july unless a credible offer- and 21st of july unless a credible offer is forthcoming . credible offer is forthcoming. weehwhhe— credible offer is forthcoming. meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended— meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended eher— meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended eher e— meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended after a ballot for further heeerher— ended after a ballot for further industrial action— ended after a ballot for further industrial action failed to meet the industrial action failed to meet rhe reeer— industrial action failed to meet he were sow— industrial action failed to meet the legal 50% threshold. the royal— the legal 50% threshold. the royal college— the legal 50% threshold. the royal college of— the legal 50% threshold. the royal college of nursing said ehw— royal college of nursing said ehw hee— royal college of nursing said ehw we er— royal college of nursing said only 43% of members cast their were— only 43% of members cast their were .— only 43% of members cast their were . rhe— only 43% of members cast their vote . the health— only 43% of members cast their vote . the health secretary, vote. the health secretary, rheeeh— vote. the health secretary, rheegh, sewe— vote. the health secretary, though, says he's ready to work again— though, says he's ready to work eeeh whh— though, says he's ready to work again whh rhe— though, says he's ready to work again with the rcn going reward.— again with the rcn going rerwere. — again with the rcn going forward. we— again with the rcn going forward. �*vw�*rz; f: again with the rcn going forward. f: : again with the rcn going- forward. we reached a deal with the nhs staff council that the

majority of trade unions agreed to and pleased that the rcn have now ended their industrial action and we stand ready to work in partnership with the nhs staff council as a whole. but also with the rcn. there are a number of aspects of our deal with the agenda for change unions . we continue to work with unions. we continue to work with them and we stand ready to do so with the rcn. now news away from home. the belarusian president says— home. the belarusian president see he— home. the belarusian president eewe rhe wegher— the belarusian president says the wagner group of mercenaries— says the wagner group of mercenaries and their boss, veweehw— mercenaries and their boss, yevgeny prigozhin , is now in yevgeny prigozhin, is now in hereree— yevgeny prigozhin, is now in hereree .— yevgeny prigozhin, is now in belarus . alexander lukashenko belarus. alexander lukashenko had belarus. alexander lukashenko hee erewreeew— belarus. alexander lukashenko had previously offered the mercenary chief a relocation deer— mercenary chief a relocation eeer re— mercenary chief a relocation eeer he he— mercenary chief a relocation deal to his country. help to end serereew-e— deal to his country. help to end saturday's march— deal to his country. help to end saturday's march on moscow. weeher— saturday's march on moscow. wegher weeps— saturday's march on moscow. wagner troops were told they had rhree— wagner troops were told they had three choices. _ wagner troops were told they had three choices. they— wagner troops were told they had three choices. they could either reh— three choices. they could either join rhe— three choices. they could either join the russian— three choices. they could either join the russian army, move to hereree— join the russian army, move to hereree whh— join the russian army, move to belarus with their— join the russian army, move to belarus with their leader or reerhr— belarus with their leader or reerhr re— belarus with their leader or return to their— belarus with their leader or return to their families . it return to their families. it comes as the _ return to their families. it comes as the kremlin says vreerhrr— comes as the kremlin says vladimir putin's position has not vladimir putin's position has her heeh— vladimir putin's position has not been shaken— vladimir putin's position has not been shaken by the attempted

herhw— not been shaken by the attempted herhw .— not been shaken by the attempted herhw . eh— not been shaken by the attempted herhw . eh wewe— not been shaken by the attempted mutiny. gb news picked up double tric mutiny. gb news picked up double rhe eweree— mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today— mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today ._ mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today . gb news tric awards today. gb news hreehheeh— tric awards today. gb news breakfast. one— tric awards today. gb news breakfast. one multi—channel news programme— breakfast. one multi—channel news programme of the year heerhe— news programme of the year beating established news outlet werhhe— beating established news outlet morning offerings and nigel rereee— morning offerings and nigel rereee ee— morning offerings and nigel farage was awarded news hreeehrer— farage was awarded news presenter of _ farage was awarded news presenter of the year , much to presenter of the year, much to he— presenter of the year, much to he eerehee— presenter of the year, much to the surprise of— presenter of the year, much to the surprise of the seated eeeere— the surprise of the seated eeeere ene— the surprise of the seated guests and glittering afternoon ceremony which— guests and glittering afternoon ceremony which took place at the grosvenor house— ceremony which took place at the grosvenor house hotel in london. sreeheh— grosvenor house hotel in london. sreeheh hrweh— grosvenor house hotel in london. stephen dixon and— grosvenor house hotel in london. stephen dixon and ellie ceereue.— stephen dixon and ellie costello. weekend news ereeehrere— costello. weekend news presenters on- costello. weekend news presenters on the breakfast eregrerhrhe— presenters on the breakfast programme were evident, eehehree— programme were evident, delighted at— programme were evident, delighted at receiving the rreehw. — delighted at receiving the rreehw. rhe— delighted at receiving the trophy. 1.1rt. delighted at receiving the trophy. 1.1t. delighted at receiving the trophy. 1.1rt. e trophy. the public, they like what we do and it feels so nice to be up against stiff competition, doesn't it.7 like itv, like bbc? and competition, doesn't it? like itv, like bbc? and it's us that steps away with the gong. it feels amazing, steps away with the gong. it feels amazing , doesn't it? it feels amazing, doesn't it? it feels amazing, doesn't it? it feels really, really good.- r: : e 7 it feels really, really good. in a where.— feels really, really good. in a rhhere. r— feels really, really good. in a minute. i just— feels really, really good. in a minute. i just love it. i just were— minute. i just love it. i just were re— minute. i just love it. i just were he he— minute. i just love it. i just want to be like, yes. congratulations to . congratulations to all want to be like, yes. - congratulations to all those on screen and indeed— congratulations to all those on screen and indeed those behind the screen and indeed those behind rhe eeehee— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this is— screen and indeed those behind

the scenes. this is . the scenes. this is. gb news. |rhehh— the scenes. this is. gb news. | rhehh wee.— the scenes. this is. gb news. . thank you, polly,- the scenes. this is. gb news. - thank you, polly, and. thank you, polly, and congratulate our congratulate to all our colleagues. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm simon evans, taking through wednesday's taking you through wednesday's best headlines. a man who likes to swear the aptly named leo curse and the aptly named cressida wetton as well. aptly named because she lives on a boat. there we are. that's taken some of the finest minds in west london. good. 3 or 4 seconds to come up with that tradition. we crowbar in. i'm afraid, a few pounds , but we are about to look pounds, but we are about to look at the front pages, which are, after all, the natural home of puns. well, let's see what we've got this evening. we've got seven days of nhs chaos . a seven days of nhs chaos. a senior doctors walk out . that is senior doctors walk out. that is the daily mail. also sarah vine. how i had my breast groped at number 10 daily express. that sounds like a self—help guide, doesn't it? daily express . yes. doesn't it? daily express. yes. i want to be brutally honest

with the public. nothing to do with the public. nothing to do with groping breasts. he's talking about covid deaths. the financial times. putin admits kremlin paid billions to bankroll wagner's wagner's whatever you want to call them , whatever you want to call them, the paramilitaries. i should imagine that carpet cost a fair few quid as well. the i. putin plane flies russian diplomats home from america . and a little home from america. and a little bit of news about the england test side. the times water bills will rise by up to 40% amid crisis. russian hat sizes rise by similar amounts. by the look of it, the daily star. pack your wags that is the advice that dogs need a mental health restoring holiday this summer as well . after the glory years of well. after the glory years of lockdown when they are finding it rough. so those were your front pages . so we begin with front pages. so we begin with the daily express. leo and nick

hancock. matt hancock . the daily express. leo and nick hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. not nick.- tt matt hancock. sr�*rueee tt not nick. sorry there's hancock. not nick. sorry there's a hancock. not nick. sorry there's e rhrewheeh— hancock. not nick. sorry there's a throwback to— hancock. not nick. sorry there's a throwback to the— tt not nick. sorry there's a throwback to the past . that'd a throwback to the past. that'd be a throwback to the past. that'd he e— a throwback to the past. that'd he e rwrer— a throwback to the past. that'd he e we re— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist in the— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist in the tale of hrheh-e— be a twist in the tale of britain's covid- be a twist in the tale of britain's covid inquiry. nick heheeeh— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over it— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over it is now there's a werrehr. — hancock over it is now there's a werrehr. se— hancock over it is now there's a new variant. so yeah , matt new variant. so yeah, matt heheeeh— new variant. so yeah, matt hancock has— new variant. so yeah, matt hancock has said that britain's errereew— hancock has said that britain's errereew rer— hancock has said that britain's strategy for pandemics was eehererew— strategy for pandemics was completely wrong because it did not completely wrong because it did her eehereer— completely wrong because it did not consider to— completely wrong because it did not consider to how stop a new ereeeee— not consider to how stop a new ereeeee .— not consider to how stop a new ereeeee . ahe— not consider to how stop a new disease . and he— not consider to how stop a new disease . and he said central to disease. and he said central to eeheehre— disease. and he said central to pandemic planning needs to be hew— pandemic planning needs to be hew ee— pandemic planning needs to be hew ee wee— pandemic planning needs to be hew ee wee ehee— pandemic planning needs to be how do you stop the disaster hem— how do you stop the disaster rrerh heeeehhe— how do you stop the disaster from happening in the first ereeee— from happening in the first place? hew— from happening in the first place? how do— from happening in the first place? how do you suppress the wee— place? how do you suppress the virus? whereas— place? how do you suppress the virus? whereas previously they r-eer— virus? whereas previously they were just talking— virus? whereas previously they were just talking about can we buy— were just talking about can we hew eheeeh— were just talking about can we hew eheeeh-heee- were just talking about can we buy enough bags where are buy enough body bags where are we-hew— buy enough body bags where are we-hew-eeeee- buy enough body bags where are we bury dead? stuff we going to bury the dead? stuff like we going to bury the dead? stuff eke-eheeehr— we going to bury the dead? stuff like-thought when- we going to bury the dead? stuff like thought when i saw like that. i thought when i saw the headline— like that. i thought when i saw the headline and— like that. i thought when i saw the headline and i saw, you knew.— the headline and i saw, you know,_admitsj know, matt hancock admits that the.— know, matt hancock admits that rhe—rhe— know, matt hancock admits that the,-the approach - know, matt hancock admits that the, the approach to the, you know, the approach to the, you know, the approach to he eeheehre— the, you know, the approach to the pandemic was— the, you know, the approach to the pandemic was wrong. i rheeehr— the pandemic was wrong. i rheeehr he— the pandemic was wrong. i thought he was— the pandemic was wrong. i thought he was going to say, weeh— thought he was going to say, weeh-e— thought he was going to say, weeh-e ere- thought he was going to say, yeah, a big mistake yeah, we made a big mistake reehhe— yeah, we made a big mistake reehhe-we— yeah, we made a big mistakei locking-we-have locking down. we should have eehe— locking down. we should have here—ere- locking down. we should have. here—ere-wee done what sweden did and, you knew.— done what sweden did and, you wheweeeherh-w- done what sweden did and, you know, economy running know, kept our economy running and know, kept our economy running ere-whee.— know, kept our economy running and know, throwing and not, you know, throwing rhhhehe— and not, you know, throwing rhhhehe er— and not, you know, throwing millions of people into mental heehh— millions of people into mental heehh-ehe— millions of people into mental health and children health crises and stop children eerrhe—her- health crises and stop children eerrhe—her h-el getting an education. but it's not getting an education. but it's her-er— getting an education. but it's her-er-he-e- getting an education. but it's not at he's basically not that at all. he's basically eewhe—rherel saying we should have more reehe. — saying we should have more locks. -should- saying we should have more locks. -should have. saying we should have more locks. : g locks. we should have gone the other way because they had

various wargaming scenarios, didn't came up didn't they, that they came up with. remember when with. and i remember when boris johnson appeared johnson famously appeared on holly couch, as it holly and phil's couch, as it then still and he looked then was still and he looked like he was the bad guy. but but i remember i remember him sitting there talking about, you know, is essentially, know, what is essentially, you know, what is essentially, you know, a kind of brace brace know, like a kind of brace brace , you know, and that was it. that was the whole of the strategy. right. just like tough it out, which is a very boris johnson strategy, actually. he was with that. and was quite happy with that. and they were like, no, no, need they were like, no, no, we need we nanny we need vastly more nanny state kind to the whole. kind of approach to the whole. it sounds quite similar to the ereer— it sounds quite similar to the great barrington_ it sounds quite similar to the great barrington declaration, eeeeh-r— great barrington declaration, eeeeh-r he — great barrington declaration, doesn't it? imean,- great barrington declaration, doesn't it? " ml" . doesn't it? i mean, they weren't quite saying it and quite saying tough it out and they weren't saying they certainly weren't saying let rip. but yeah, let it let it rip. but yeah, same as you. i- e e ” but yeah, same as you. i thought i rheeehr.— same as you. i thought i rheeehr. eh— same as you. i thought i thought, oh, we're going to rherw—h- thought, oh, we're going to finally—it was. thought, oh, we're going to. finally—it was all finally hear that. it was all a bit much, but instead it sounds more like the planning is preparing us for this to happen again, it? we should again, doesn't it? we should have again, doesn't it? we should hewe-h— again, doesn't it? we should have-it more,- again, doesn't it? we should have-it more, you- ear? " : e c7 we should have it more, you know, have done it more, you know, hew— have done it more, you know, her whe— have done it more, you know, next time we'll— have done it more, you know, next time we'll do it and next time we'll do it harder and fewer.— next time we'll do it harder and fewer—r- next time we'll do it harder and faster._| mean,- faster. no, thanks. i mean, here— faster. no, thanks. i mean, here ere— faster. no, thanks. i mean, there are certain specific examples of incompetence i think most people now that most people do now accept that the home strategy was was the care home strategy was was

pretty callous pretty brutal and callous and unnecessary. said unnecessary. but having said that, i know how, because that, i don't know how, because the you should the implication is you should have people have kept those people in hospital longer. well, can't hospital longer. well, you can't have hospitals just full of have your hospitals just full of old that's we have old people. that's why we have care in the first place, care homes in the first place, because they're quite because they're never quite well enough are they? enough to go home, are they? that's the trouble. yeah that's the situation. although somebody eeheeree—erel compared the discharging of old eeeere—hre- compared the discharging of old eeeere—hre eere| people sick with covid into care heee— people sick with covid into care herhee-hhe— people sick with covid into care homes,-like-sort- people sick with covid into care homes,-like-sort of. homes, it was like the sort of ereee— homes, it was like the sort of ereee reche— homes, it was like the sort of siege tactic of— homes, it was like the sort of siege tactic of firing diseased eehee— siege tactic of firing diseased heeree—er- siege tactic of firing diseased. bodies—or famously bodies over the wall or famously wher— bodies over the wall or famously whee—hee- bodies over the wall or famously| when—into russia when they sent lenin into russia whh— when they sent lenin into russia with - described - when they sent lenin into russia with - described him - when they sent lenin into russia with described him as with churchill described him as a with churchill described him as e pretee— with churchill described him as a plague bacillus— with churchill described him as a plague bacillus . mg“. with churchill described him as a plague bacillus . 331 a plague bacillus. right. the germans had well, he was in switzerland, lenin, and they decided to they sent him in a sealed train to saint petersburg, knowing he petersburg, knowing that he would bolshevik would trigger the bolshevik revolution would would revolution that would would force out of the war. force russia out of the war. right. but anyway, quite, quite tether— right. but anyway, quite, quite repreer .— right. but anyway, quite, quite topical , slightly— 331 but anyway, quite, quite topical , slightly strategic topical, slightly more strategic for topical, slightly more strategic her there-e— topical, slightly more strategic for there's just— topical, slightly more strategic for there's just there's just a eeeere— for there's just there's just a eeeere er— for there's just there's just a couple of bits— for there's just there's just a couple of bits good for, couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers_ couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers ._ couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers . so— couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers . so apparently for brexiteers. so apparently hrewh— for brexiteers. so apparently brexit regarding medicine brexit helped regarding medicine ereeererhehr— brexit helped regarding medicine ereererhehr — brexit helped regarding medicine procurement . oh— brexit helped regarding medicine procurement . o" brexit helped regarding medicine procurement. o" " brexit helped regarding medicine procurement. " procurement. oh this is in the hancock story. yeah. and also i r— hancock story. yeah. and also i r eer-r— hancock story. yeah. and also i mean i don't know— hancock story. yeah. and also i mean i don't know if— tt trrtrg yeah. and also i mean i don't know if the vaccine hreeeehehr— mean i don't know if the vaccine ereeererhehr re.— mean i don't know if the vaccine procurement is, but— mean i don't know if the vaccine procurement is, but we erewreeew— procurement is, but we previously know that it helped with— previously know that it helped with vaccine _

previously know that it helped with vaccine procurement as well heeeee— with vaccine procurement as well heeeeeeiwereh-r— with vaccine procurement as well because .weren't-in. because we weren't lumped in with— because we weren't lumped in with-thew.- with this, you know, bureaucratic european process. we..— bureaucratic european process. hee. there— bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming— bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming that- bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming that the vaccines a thing. vaccines were a good thing. of course. still, at some course. but still, at some point, you it off, if you point, if you cut it off, if you just, like, isolate it. next up is the guardian, cressida. yeah, going with nick yeah, they're going with nick ethe— yeah, they're going with nick erhh where— yeah, they're going with nick gibb nicola story. turns out her teeth— gibb nicola story. turns out her teeth wee— gibb nicola story. turns out her death was accidental . that's. death was accidental. that's. rher-e— death was accidental. that's. were he— death was accidental. that's. that's the verdict died accidentally - that's the verdict died accidentally from drowning. cereher— accidentally from drowning. coroner rules— accidentally from drowning. coroner rules ._ accidentally from drowning. coroner rules . so lancashire coroner rules. so lancashire coroner records— coroner rules. so lancashire coroner records verdict of eeereehrer— coroner records verdict of accidental death and finds herreeee— accidental death and finds mortgage broker died shortly ether— mortgage broker died shortly after falling— mortgage broker died shortly after falling in— mortgage broker died shortly after falling in the river. so the— after falling in the river. so the re— after falling in the river. so the he r— after falling in the river. so this is i guess— after falling in the river. so this is i guess some some relief weer.— this is i guess some some relief were. her— this is i guess some some relief well, not relief.— this is i guess some some relief well, not relief. some comfort to well, not relief. some comfort he he— well, not relief. some comfort re the rehrw— well, not relief. some comfort re the teeth .— well, not relief. some comfort to the family . the idea that it to the family. the idea that it eereree— to the family. the idea that it was suicide has— to the family. the idea that it was suicide has now been put to hee.— was suicide has now been put to heed rhere-e— was suicide has now been put to heed rhere-e e— was suicide has now been put to bed. there's a lot— was suicide has now been put to bed. there's a lot of discussion eheer— bed. there's a lot of discussion eheer rhe— bed. there's a lot of discussion about the lancashire police. the ether— about the lancashire police. the ether the— about the lancashire police. the other time they— about the lancashire police. the other time they were suggesting she other time they were suggesting ehe hrehr— other time they were suggesting she might have— other time they were suggesting she might have been drunk. yeah, rher-e— she might have been drunk. yeah, rher-e ew— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been put— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been put to bed as were.— that's now been put to bed as were. she— that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. _ that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. ”rrii that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. ”iii: well. she wasn't. there was no i mean i don't know you say that's put to bed but actually that wasn't a stain on her wasn't so much a stain on her character. it was much more considered to be a problem with the communications the police communications department the police communications departnthat isn't necessarily it? and that isn't necessarily put to bed because the police

were criticised for their were being criticised for their handung were being criticised for their handling and the handling of the case and the investigation. almost investigation. so they almost rereeeee— investigation. so they almost released that— investigation. so they almost released that-a— 35. ct" so they almost released that a released released that as a released eereeher— released that as a released personal information about her, her—erreeeree- her history and struggles with the—ehe- her history and struggles with the—and alcohol. her history and struggles with. the—and alcohol and the menopause and alcohol and weft—eer- the menopause and alcohol and ereh. —eer re - the menopause and alcohol and stuff,_out to not. stuff, which turned out to not be stuff, which turned out to not he rerewehr— stuff, which turned out to not be relevant whatsoever. they rereeeee— be relevant whatsoever. they rereeeee-re— be relevant whatsoever. they released -to sort- be relevant whatsoever. they released to sort of released that to sort of three— released that to sort of distract from - released that to sort of distract from their own poor hehehhe— distract from their own poor hehehhe er— distract from their own poor handling of the— distract from their own poor handling of the case. i might be misremembering. _ handling of the case. i might be misremembering. i seem to remember photograph out remember a photograph came out which certain kind of which like certain kind of people in the world, people that exist in the world, obviously on social media, obviously on on social media, but analysing to see signs of sort of marital abuse and that sort of marital abuse and that sort thing. you know, was sort of thing. you know, it was it toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation. there:oxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation . there are a as a conversation. there are a lot as a conversation. there are a he er— as a conversation. there are a he er eeh— as a conversation. there are a he er eerr er— as a conversation. there are a lot of sort of diy_ rtr" there are a lot of sort of diy detectives ehe— lot of sort of diy detectives ehe eehehe— lot of sort of diy detectives and pundits going to the to the siter_ and pundits going to the to the ehe. eeh— and pundits going to the to the ehe. eerr er— and pundits going to the to the site, sort of domestic billing. cer. — site, sort of domestic billing. cer. veeh— site, sort of domestic billing. cer. veeh r— site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean,— site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean, it's- site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean, it's horrific. but this is the world we live in now, isn't it? this is black mirror territory , of course. mirror territory, of course. well, i hope people that well, i hope people accept that verdict. i is it's so hard verdict. i mean, is it's so hard to accept, isn't it, whether it's housewife and mother it's just a housewife and mother or president the or it's the president of the united states, you kind of united states, when you kind of go people die unexpected, go when people die unexpected, oddly, of go, oddly, you just kind of go, there more to it. but there must be more to it. but yeah, not always. next up is the i. leo so the i has putin's

plane flies russian diplomats home russian home from america so a russian government plane one of the few that been shot down by by that hasn't been shot down by by wagner and it's flown to washington dc to ferry these key diplomats back to moscow amid rising tensions with the west. i mean, the tensions getting higher.— i mean, the tensions getting higher. hew— i mean, the tensions getting higher, how far— i mean, the tensions getting higher, how far how high can reherehe— higher, how far how high can tensions-it's- higher, how far how high can tensions-it's part- higher, how far how high can tensions it's part forms tensions go? but it's part forms pari— tensions go? but it's part forms were er— tensions go? but it's part forms part of vladimir— tensions go? but it's part forms part of vladimir putin's special rhehr— part of vladimir putin's special flight squadron,— part of vladimir putin's special flight squadron, his presidential fleet that were eeee— presidential fleet that were eeee e— presidential fleet that were eeee e rew— presidential fleet that were used a few days ago to evacuate alle— used a few days ago to evacuate eh. wee— used a few days ago to evacuate eh. wee thew.— used a few days ago to evacuate all, you know, putin and all his eewerhrhehr— all, you know, putin and all his government from _ all, you know, putin and all his government from his 911, wasn't it? government from his 911, wasn't he — government from his 911, wasn't he he— government from his 911, wasn't he he we— government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like— government from his 911, wasn't it.7 he was like kind- government from his 911, wasn't it.7 he was like kind of- government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like kind of jumped on the plane to get out of there. yeah, yeah, yeah. he did there. yeah, yeah, yeah. he did the eeeeehe— e’3tii211i: yeah, yeah, yeah. he did the opposite. zelenskyy did zehehehw— the opposite. zelenskyy did zehehehw wee— the opposite. zelenskyy did zelenskyy you know, kyiv was expected— zelenskyy you know, kyiv was expected-h.— zelenskyy you know, kyiv was expected in. zelenskyy expected to fall in. zelenskyy weehe— expected to fall in. zelenskyy would .executed - expected to fall in. zelenskyy would executed and zelenskyy would be executed and zelenskyy zehehehw— would be executed and zelenskyy zehehehw-se— would be executed and zelenskyy zelenskyy so putin, you zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you knew.— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you knew. ehewee— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know, showed his— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know, showed his weakness by by heehe. — know, showed his weakness by by heehe. new— know, showed his weakness by by fleeing. -but this— know, showed his weakness by by fleeing. but this means fleeing. but but this means the.— fleeing. but but this means thew-knew.— fleeing. but but this means that, know, these diplomats that, you know, these diplomats thet— that, you know, these diplomats the-eehe— that, you know, these diplomats that-goinglrussia,- that are going to russia, thew-h— that are going to russia, they'll take— that are going to russia, they'll take intelligence with them.— they'll take intelligence with there—hem- they'll take intelligence with. them. _don't know . them. apparently, i don't know. i them. apparently, i don't know. r—rher— them. apparently, i don't know. r—hheh here.- them. apparently, i don't know. r—hheh here. i i mean, it says that here. i eehh— i mean, it says that here. i eehh-eeeehe- i mean, it says that here. i don't people have i mean, it says that here. i. don't-people have got don't know if people have got wherewee.— don't know if people have got whatsapp, probably whatsapp, they can probably send it whatsapp, they can probably send h-hheh. — whatsapp, they can probably send h-hheh. -h-e— whatsapp, they can probably send it-that. _it's true. - it over that. well, it's true. i mean, you do wonder what how necessary these channels are in

an where we can all send an era where we can all send encrypt messages one another. encrypt messages to one another. putin's i this isn't putin's i mean, this isn't directly related to this story, but do it sort of got but i do find it sort of got like alluded to there. putin had pretended , projected himself to pretended, projected himself to be such an extraordinary strong man , like a literal physical man, like a literal physical strongman for so many years. those famous photographs of him riding around bare chested on horseback and angling in the great russian wilderness and what have you , you know, what have you, you know, he looks kind physics , weak and looks kind of physics, weak and exhausted now, doesn't he exhausted now, doesn't he? he looks weird. and i wouldn't necessarily raise that in the case every foreign leader, case of every foreign leader, you had you know, even one that had started but i feel like started a war. but i feel like thatis started a war. but i feel like that is a serious issue for him. you know , the fact that russia i you know, the fact that russia i mean, you can't imagine this guy, don't they ? exactly. yeah. guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely— guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely ._ guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely . i— r3t.«r chit" . e'3t1i13r7’ exactly. yeah. no, absolutely . i don't. i think no, absolutely. i don't. i think when— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look at— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look at it through our eye— when we look at it through our ewee-h— when we look at it through our eyes-if-compare- when we look at it through our eyes if compare him to eyes and if you compare him to hehr— eyes and if you compare him to hrehr seheh— eyes and if you compare him to hrehr seheh .— eyes and if you compare him to rishi sunak , i— eyes and if you compare him to rishi sunak , i mean, we've just rishi sunak, i mean, we've just got different priorities, hewehh— got different priorities, haven't not haven't we? yeah, we're not heehhe— haven't we? yeah, we're not heehhe-heh— haven't we? yeah, we're not looking but when you see as looking for. but when you see as it looking for. but when you see as h eeee— looking for. but when you see as h eeee rh— looking for. but when you see as h eeee h. r— looking for. but when you see as h eeee h. r ehe— looking for. but when you see as it goes in, i can remember the er— it goes in, i can remember the er hhe. — it goes in, i can remember the name of the. yeah.- it goes in, i can remember the name of the. / it goes in, i can remember the name of the. “413?" �*rw�*“ri“ name of the. yeah. when you see him, i mean he's an him, i mean he's not an attractive figure but you do see

in khrushchev in that the kind of khrushchev kind menace he's got the kind of menace he's got the whole is imagine whole thing is like, imagine you'd collar on most of you'd have a collar on most of the time. it's like the sopranos on the time. it's like the sopranos eh eherehe— the time. it's like the sopranos on steroids. it's— e it's like the sopranos on steroids. it's amazing. but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhinit's amazing. but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhin andimazing. but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhin and wagner, but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhin and wagner, those so prigozhin and wagner, those hreeee— so prigozhin and wagner, those rreeee. thew-re— so prigozhin and wagner, those troops, they're going to belarus ehe— troops, they're going to belarus ehe eeeerehrw— troops, they're going to belarus and apparently they've been hehehe— and apparently they've been building—it's- building the camps. it's eeheehw— building the camps. it's actually going to happen. but then— actually going to happen. but then wee— actually going to happen. but then wee eer— actually going to happen. but then you've got wonder, then you've got to wonder, is weeher—ewerl then you've got to wonder, is. wagner—over, take wagner going to take over, take ewree-ve— wagner going to take over, take over-you know,- wagner going to take over, take over-you know, do- wagner going to take over, take over you know, do a over belarus, you know, do a eeee— over belarus, you know, do a eeee eh— over belarus, you know, do a eeee eh-re- over belarus, you know, do a coup on is lukashenko, coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the coup on minsk? is lukashenko, rhe ereehehr— coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the president of— coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the president of belarus, going to the president of belarus, going he then— the president of belarus, going he then going— the president of belarus, going to then going to— the president of belarus, going to then going to instead, you knew.— to then going to instead, you knew-ewer— to then going to instead, you know, over moscow ? to then going to instead, you- know,-over moscow ? is that know, take over moscow? is that going— know, take over moscow? is that going re — know, take over moscow? is that going he he— know, take over moscow? is that going he he e— know, take over moscow? is that going to be a new i mean, some people lukashenko and people are saying lukashenko and wagner a new kind wagner could become a new kind of fighting unit because their actual real troops that have been battle for a long time. been in battle for a long time. so they're hardened troops so they— so they're hardened troops so hhew eewe— so they're hardened troops so they could like— so they're hardened troops so they could like just fold any heheheh— they could like just fold any national guard— they could like just fold any national guard in e national guard in half. so it's rew— national guard in half. so it's very interesting,— national guard in half. so it's very interesting, as— national guard in half. so it's very interesting, as people very interesting, as most people have switched now have seemed to have switched now from of traditional from a kind of traditional statesman model an statesman politician model to an organised crime yeah. the organised crime model. yeah. the only way to understand russia is not to look at any other kind of political is to read up about lucky luciano and you know, 80% of prigozhin guys have come straight out of prison. he's

rescued them from -a l straight out of prison. he'si rescued them from -a 20 straight out of prison. he's- rescued them from -a 20 year rescued them from like a 20 year when— rescued them from like a 20 year when-se— rescued them from like a 20 year prison _so they're - prison sentence. so they're eehe— prison sentence. so they're eehe-ehe— prison sentence. so they're quite-and quite- prison sentence. so they're quite and quite scary guys quite loyal and quite scary guys , i quite loyal and quite scary guys . r hhhh— quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. _ quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. and— quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. 'r: e’3tii211i: , i think. yeah. and there's a lot of, you know, special forces in military have, in russian military that have, you got of you know, got a lot of experience and they're experience and then they're going a lot more money. going to earn a lot more money. yeah. you know, we yeah. yeah. well, you know, we eehh— yeah. yeah. well, you know, we eehh eemeheh— yeah. yeah. well, you know, we can't complain-had- “4133" yeah. well, you know, we can't complain. had its can't complain. britain had its mercenary years— can't complain. britain had its mercenary years as well . we mercenary years as well. we hhrehee— mercenary years as well. we finished-section- mercenary years as well. we finished section with a finished this section with a eehw— finished this section with a eehw eter— finished this section with a daily star cressida pack your weee— daily star cressida pack your weee expert— daily star cressida pack your wags expert warns, i don't know whe— wags expert warns, i don't know whe the— wags expert warns, i don't know whe rhe eweeh— wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is.— wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is. _ wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is. warns that eew— who the expert is. warns that 99% of most certainly my mother in law . oh really. yeah massive in law. oh really. yeah massive dog— in law. oh really. yeah massive eee reh— in law. oh really. yeah massive dog he 99%— in law. oh really. yeah massive dog fee 99% et— in law. oh really. yeah massive dog fan 99% of dogs— " oh really. yeah massive dog fan 99% of dogs need a heheew— dog fan 99% of dogs need a heheew he— dog fan 99% of dogs need a holiday to improve mental heehh. — holiday to improve mental heehh. oh.— holiday to improve mental health. oh, isn't- holiday to improve mental health. o" e health. oh, isn't that fascinating? i mean, i a big dog person. i used to work in doggy day—care. okay. but i think dogs like routine, don't they? yeah, dogs famously don't like strange things. so i feel like this is a lot of human projection. well, they certainly don't. i mean, they certainly don't. i mean, the ehereereeh— they certainly don't. i mean, the photograph there,- they certainly don't. i mean, the photograph there, i- chit" . i mean, the photograph there, i mean, ehwreeehw— the photograph there, i mean,- obviously—amusing obviously intended to be amusing . het— obviously intended to be amusing . he he— obviously intended to be amusing . he he eeh— obviously intended to be amusing , but it's got sunglasses on and it's , but it's got sunglasses on and h-elhhe— , but it's got sunglasses on and h-elhhe heeeh— , but it's got sunglasses on and it's the beach certainly it's on the beach that certainly hege— it's on the beach that certainly eeee-hhe. — it's on the beach that certainly eeee-hhe. rhew- it's on the beach that certainly dogs like. they don't like dogs don't like. they don't like it dogs don't like. they don't like hlhe— dogs don't like. they don't like hlhe-heh. — dogs don't like. they don't like itlbe-hot. they- dogs don't like. they don't like it be hot. they don't it to be really hot. they don't the—

it to be really hot. they don't the-he— it to be really hot. they don't like be somewhere where like to be somewhere where thew-re.— like to be somewhere where hhew-re.-hhew.— like to be somewhere where they're, know, where they're they're, you know, where they're eehreeee — they're, you know, where they're confused _what- they're, you know, where they're confused what they confused by the. but what they do confused by the. but what they rte-re— confused by the. but what they ee-re thew— confused by the. but what they do-is they like _ confused by the. but what they do is they like the family do like is they like the family ereehe— do like is they like the family ereehe-eh— do like is they like the family around did notice during around them. i did notice during heeheewh— around them. i did notice during lockdown,_insanely| lockdown, our dog was insanely happy— lockdown, our dog was insanely heeew ehe— lockdown, our dog was insanely heeew ehe he-e— lockdown, our dog was insanely happy and he's never been quite the-ehee. — happy and he's never been quite the-ehee. nee- happy and he's never been quite the-since.-do kind- happy and he's never been quite the since. do kind of the same since. so i do kind of get— the same since. so i do kind of get the.— the same since. so i do kind of get her. wee— the same since. so i do kind of get that, you know, if you are going— get that, you know, if you are going he— get that, you know, if you are going re hewe— get that, you know, if you are going to have holiday. do going to have a holiday. i do think— going to have a holiday. i do hhhhlwee— going to have a holiday. i do thinklyou have— going to have a holiday. i do thinklyou have a- going to have a holiday. i do think you have a dog, you think if you have a dog, you hewe— think if you have a dog, you have-basically- think if you have a dog, you have basically up have to basically give up rerereh— have to basically give up foreign holidays for 12 years, erehw— foreign holidays for 12 years, erehw mech— foreign holidays for 12 years, pretty much, you and take pretty much, you know, and take them —her- pretty much, you know, and takej hherh —heh them with you. but but but once you them with you. but but but once wee eeh— them with you. but but but once wee get there.— them with you. but but but once wee get there. wee— them with you. but but but once you get there, you know, nothing too you get there, you know, nothing hee wehe. — you get there, you know, nothing too weird. yeah.— you get there, you know, nothing too weird. yeah. i— you get there, you know, nothing too weird. “413?" i don't you get there, you know, nothing too weird. / i don't know too weird. yeah. i don't know whet— too weird. yeah. i don't know wher rh— too weird. yeah. i don't know what i'm implying— too weird. “413?" i don't know what i'm implying there. is what i'm implying there. that is it. what i'm implying there. that is h. rer— what i'm implying there. that is h. her-ehe.— what i'm implying there. that is h. rer-ehe-ee- what i'm implying there. that is it. for-one.-us in- it. for part one. join us in part— it. for part one. join us in eeh twe— it. for part one. join us in eeh rwe eer— it. for part one. join us in part two for jeffrey epstein. wher— part two for jeffrey epstein. nigel-and- part two for jeffrey epstein. nigel-and e- part two for jeffrey epstein. nigel and a crackdown part two for jeffrey epstein.- nigel-and a crackdown on nigel farage. and a crackdown on rewehee— nigel farage. and a crackdown on revenge . hopefully— nigel farage. and a crackdown on revenge . hopefully those are revenge. hopefully those are three— revenge. hopefully those are three separate— revenge. hopefully those are three separate stories, but have to three separate stories, but have he-eee— three separate stories, but have he-eee h— three separate stories, but have to-see inlcouple- three separate stories, but have to-see inlcouple ofi to wait and see in a couple of rhhehee—

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off with media news now in the metro and our very own nigel rereee— metro and our very own nigel rereee hee— metro and our very own nigel farage has received both an ewere— farage has received both an ewere ehe— farage has received both an ewere ehe e— farage has received both an award and a barrage of heckling . ee— award and a barrage of heckling . er whhh— award and a barrage of heckling , one of which he's— award and a barrage of heckling , one of which he's familiar whh— , one of which he's familiar whh eh— , one of which he's familiar with at least— , one of which he's familiar with at least . _ r one of which he's familiar with at least . 4.35.3 , one of which he's familiar with at least . “413?" , one of which he's familiar with at least . / jir: with at least. yeah, they tried to barrage the farage so nigel farage booed and heckled as he picks up news presenter of the year award. i was actually in the room and i mean the way the metro talk about it. i mean, obviously the metro have got their own bias, their own angles, think the whole angles, but you think the whole room was booing him? was room was booing him? there was a few boos and a few sporadic boos and a few people shouted, shouted, some unpleasant wasn't unpleasant things. but it wasn't it wasn't i think people can it wasn't. i think people can see that the tide turning. see that the tide is turning. these awards, the awards, these these awards, the awards, the award dumas level of heck. no, no way. no way. the award dumas level of heck. no, no way. no way . nowhere near no, no way. no way. nowhere near as or as unfunny as as unpopular or as unfunny as nish kumar . but these awards are nish kumar. but these awards are voted for by the people. so the people who are booing were booing the british public, which is, you know, it's disgusting, it's it shows it's anti—democratic. it shows exactly touch these exactly how out of touch these people he make an people are. but he did make an hhereerhe— people are. but he did make an interesting point,— 3111 but he did make an interesting point, which was not eehehhhe—hel something i was aware of. he eeee— something i was aware of. he eeee the— something i was aware of. he used the opportunity up there to erhreree— used the opportunity up there to erhhree the— used the opportunity up there to criticise the means— used the opportunity up there to criticise the means by which rhehe— criticise the means by which metre-ere— criticise the means by which media-are like- criticise the means by which media are like not media media figures are like not media heeree— media figures are like not media heeree rhe— media figures are like not media figures like him,— media figures are like not media

figures like him, like statistics— figures like him, like statistics are gathered. and the— statistics are gathered. and the-eehe— statistics are gathered. and that quite interesting. that was quite interesting. veeh. — that was quite interesting. veeh. se— that was quite interesting. yeah. so giving- that was quite interesting. yeah. r3 . r3 er: rt.ri yeah. so giving some advice really, wasn't it? yeah. yeah guys, you might want to take note of this. yeah but they didn't like that. what is it with didn't like that. what is it whh hhe. — didn't like that. what is it with the. they— didn't like that. what is it with the. they have- r: r: " e t what is it with the. they have like only a hehrheh— with the. they have like only a hehrheh er— with the. they have like only a handful of households are handful of households who are eeheehw— handful of households who are actually monitored. so epperehhw— actually monitored. so apparently there's something like households like 7000 households or it's a certain not a certain number not not a huge number. have this bar set top box that records every, you know, linear tv viewing. know, all the linear tv viewing. so, you know , bbc1, all the rest so, you know, bbc1, all the rest of it . and he criticising of it. and he was criticising that. but the thing about that is we've started to do really well in the barb viewing figures. so maybe it's not the right time . i like the way they right time. i like the way they called barbs anyway, is that there's a suggestion that they're a bit like snarky. they're or just a woman with they're a bit like snarky. - they're or just a woman with a heehrwe— they're or just a woman with a beehive haircut— they're or just a woman with a beehive haircut and you're ehrhe— beehive haircut and you're sitting there,— beehive haircut and you're sitting there, chris over to the eeerheh— sitting there, chris over to the guardian now.— sitting there, chris over to the guardian now. and early entry for guardian now. and early entry her the— guardian now. and early entry her the weere— guardian now. and early entry for this year's international ceheew— for this year's international comedy awards— for this year's international comedy awards from the us reerree— comedy awards from the us justice department. that's my own view, obviously. t own view, obviously. geoffrey epstein's suicide blamed on jails , negligence and misconduct jails, negligence and misconduct

. absolutely. so a scathing report published on tuesday by the justice department inspector general said widespread disregard of bureau of prisons policies and procedures led to a surplus of bed linens left in surplus of bed linens left in surplus of bed linens left in surplus of knotless nooses. if he'd only had this of sharp objects step by step diagram and two burly men, there to help you get your head in it. i mean, there's one great— get your head in it. i mean, there's one great bit- r3ri. . : " e i mean, there's one great bit they say, oh,— there's one great bit they say, oh rhew— there's one great bit they say, oh, they should— there's one great bit they say, oh, they should have. they was eeeeeeee— oh, they should have. they was eeeeeeee he— oh, they should have. they was eeeeeeee he he— oh, they should have. they was supposed to be a— oh, they should have. they was supposed to be a protocol. we'd hewe— supposed to be a protocol. we'd hewe he— supposed to be a protocol. we'd hewe re ehere— supposed to be a protocol. we'd have to share the— supposed to be a protocol. we'd have to share the cell with ehehher— have to share the cell with another us. _ have to share the cell with another us. he- have to share the cell with another us. ri r: r: " e another us. he didn't have a cell mate. they didn't. somebody left and they didn't him left and they didn't find him a new roommate. i mean, that new roommate. so i mean, that was so basic. i mean, that is so they— was so basic. i mean, that is so hhew he— was so basic. i mean, that is so hhew he ee— was so basic. i mean, that is so they he was like— rt. i mean, that is so they he was like literally the meet— they he was like literally the most famous— they he was like literally the most famous prisoner, the most heehheee— most famous prisoner, the most heehheee the— most famous prisoner, the most notorious, the important notorious, the most important ehe—eewe] one that they bring to court. ahe— one that they bring to court. ehe—hie- one that they bring to court. and—his cell. one that they bring to court.- and_his cell mate . and they remove his cell mate. veeh. — and they remove his cell mate. veeh. aeeheh— and they remove his cell mate. yeah. against the— and they remove his cell mate. yeah. against the i mean, why even remove that— yeah. against the i mean, why even remove that one and all the eeeerhw— even remove that one and all the eeeerhw eerheree— even remove that one and all the security cameras didn't work and the eeeree— security cameras didn't work and the guards weren't— security cameras didn't work and the guards weren't looking and they— the guards weren't looking and hhew wee— the guards weren't looking and they were asleep. “c13 they were asleep. they spent three hours asleep. they were eeeeeeee— three hours asleep. they were eeeeeeee-h- three hours asleep. they werei supposed-in-half supposed to check in every half an supposed to check in every half ehwee- reent- supposed to check in every half an was found. found. an hour. he was found. found. aeeerehhw— an hour. he was found. found.

aeeerehhw-ere- an hour. he was found. found. apparently-are no- apparently there are no photographs— apparently there are no photographs of this because they rerhewee— photographs of this because they rheewere—e- photographs of this because they removed is against removed him, which is against the ereheeehe— removed him, which is against the protocols-he- removed him, which is against the protocols. he was the protocols. yeah, he was eehe— the protocols. yeah, he was found-by- the protocols. yeah, he was reehe-hw e- the protocols. yeah, he was found-by a bed- the protocols. yeah, he was found by a bed sheet found hanged by a bed sheet from his found hanged by a bed sheet from hre-.— found hanged by a bed sheet from hre-. whhh— found hanged by a bed sheet from hre-. whhh re— found hanged by a bed sheet from his-, which is like- his top bunk, which is like eheeh— his top bunk, which is like eheeh eh— his top bunk, which is like about six foot— his top bunk, which is like about six foot high. he is a six feet— about six foot high. he is a six hee hee— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah.— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah. he— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah. he was found meeting.— foot man. yeah. he was found kneeling. yeah,— foot man. yeah. he was found kneeling. yeah, he was eeeeeeehw— kneeling. yeah, he was supposedly hanged himself. he was supposedly hanged himself. he h— supposedly hanged himself. he was in a kneeling— supposedly hanged himself. he was in a kneeling position. i h-e— was in a kneeling position. i mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. ahe— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. and there— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. and there wee— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. and there were photographs of hehhee— and there were photographs of hehhee ehe.— and there were photographs of bottles and, like,— and there were photographs of bottles and, like, toiletries ehehehe— bottles and, like, toiletries standing upright still on on the here— standing upright still on on the hehhe hem — standing upright still on on the bunks from which— standing upright still on on the bunks from which apparently he fell bunks from which apparently he eeh whh— bunks from which apparently he fell with sufficient force to ehee — fell with sufficient force to ehee hie— fell with sufficient force to snap his neck.— fell with sufficient force to snap his neck. well you sound the— snap his neck. well you sound the e— snap his neck. well you sound like a conspiracy— snap his neck. well you sound like a conspiracy theorist . it's like a conspiracy theorist. it's rh— like a conspiracy theorist. it's insane. i'm not.— like a conspiracy theorist. it's insane. i'm not. there's eeheeheew— insane. i'm not. there's conspiracy theory, and then there-e— conspiracy theory, and then hhere-e teet— conspiracy theory, and then there's just rudeness . yeah, i there's just rudeness. yeah, i rher-e— there's just rudeness. yeah, i mean, that's just. c mean, that's just. it's just preh— mean, that's just. it's just plain insulting . you're mean, that's just. c " 3 you're not plain insulting. you're not eeeeeehha— plain insulting. you're not eeeeeerhe. he— plain insulting. you're not suggesting. do you- " 3 you're not suggesting. do you know what i wee-re— suggesting. do you know what i mean? you're not.— suggesting. do you know what i mean? /r1. ”rt; 41tri mean? you're not. you're suggesting this was this was deliberate negligence. not that somebody . deliberate negligence. not that somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was somebody. me. i'm suggesting he whee. — somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm— somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm suggesting he was killed. simon according was killed. 33 3 ir: simon according he was killed. simon according he eeeerehe— was killed. simon according he eeeerehe re— was killed. simon according he according to this,— was killed. simon according he according to this, he— ir: simon according he according to this, he according to according to this, he according re the— according to this, he according re the the— according to this, he according to this, the authorities have eeheheeee— to this, the authorities have concluded that— to this, the authorities have concluded that the authorities her-h— concluded that the authorities ehhh hu— concluded that the authorities didn't kill him _ concluded that the authorities didn't kill him . _ concluded that the authorities didn't kill him . / amazing. didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. se eerehw— didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. se eerehw h—

didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so surely if they— didn't kill him. / amazing. so surely if they knew didn't kill him. “413?" amazing. so surely if they knew he'd eheeew— so surely if they knew he'd eheeew hee— so surely if they knew he'd already had a— so surely if they knew he'd already had a suicide attempt the high— already had a suicide attempt the night before,— already had a suicide attempt the night before, so they knew his the night before, so they knew he eeeerhhe— the night before, so they knew his assuming that's true, simon, i his assuming that's true, simon, r eehh— his assuming that's true, simon, r eehh hhew— his assuming that's true, simon, i don't know.they_ his assuming that's true, simon, i don't know they knew his i don't know if they knew his ehehe— i don't know if they knew his ehehe er— i don't know if they knew his state of mind.— i don't know if they knew his state of mind. and then the last the— state of mind. and then the last the he— state of mind. and then the last the he eeehe— state of mind. and then the last time he spoke to— state of mind. and then the last time he spoke to his his legal teem.— time he spoke to his his legal teem-eeh— time he spoke to his his legal team,-said he— time he spoke to his his legal team,-said he was- time he spoke to his his legal team, said he was he team, they said he was he was werw— team, they said he was he was werw eheeheh— team, they said he was he was very cheerful. and— team, they said he was he was very cheerful. and i mean, you might— very cheerful. and i mean, youi might—eeehee very cheerful. and i mean, you. might—eeehee ee might say they have an agenda as war,— might say they have an agenda as eew-knew.— might say they have an agenda as well,-know, they're- might say they have an agenda as well, know, they're not well, but, you know, they're not ehe— well, but, you know, they're not ehe he— well, but, you know, they're not ehe re eer— well, but, you know, they're not able to get anything, get get ehwwhere— able to get anything, get get anywhere _you - able to get anything, get get anywhere you know, they anywhere with it. you know, they eeh— anywhere with it. you know, they eeh he— anywhere with it. you know, they eeh he ee— anywhere with it. you know, they said he was far— anywhere with it. you know, they said he was far from he was he hee— said he was far from he was he hee e— said he was far from he was he hee e eehhreh— said he was far from he was he had a petition for— said he was far from he was he had a petition for bail. yes. eehe— had a petition for bail. yes. quite conceivable. a man quite conceivable. if a man used to quite conceivable. if a man used he-er— quite conceivable. if a man used he-er-wehh— quite conceivable. if a man used to-of-walk was- quite conceivable. if a man used to-of-walk was to- quite conceivable. if a man used to of walk was to be to being of the walk was to be ehwee— to being of the walk was to be ehwehlhhe— to being of the walk was to be given life sentence, you might given a life sentence, you might think— given a life sentence, you might hhhh er— given a life sentence, you might hhhh eh ee— given a life sentence, you might think at some point you might think.— think at some point you might threw-rhe— think at some point you might think,-this, but— think at some point you might think, this, but the photo think, sod this, but the photo of think, sod this, but the photo ee-ahe— think, sod this, but the photo of-and that's- think, sod this, but the photo. of-and that's exactly of the cell. and that's exactly what yeah. no thanks. what i thought. yeah. no thanks. yeah, but he's basically yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. _ yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. he— yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. rt; 3: yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. 3: a billionaire. he evaded similar charges and he could have cut a deal with the names he knew he could have thrown every mover and us politics under and shaker in us politics under the a deal and the bus and cut a deal and obviously, didn't that obviously, they didn't want that to happen. so, know, you see to happen. so, you know, you see people falling from people in russia falling from windows. i mean, windows. yeah, this is i mean, i don't know i feel this is there's a podcast highly recommended motty made recommended called motty made martyr a you know, martyr as in a you know, a martyr as in a you know, a martyr martyr , may martyr mad.

martyr martyr, may martyr mad. i don't know why his real name is i don't know why his real name he herreh— i don't know why his real name is darren darrel— i don't know why his real name is darren darrel cooper, i think.— is darren darrel cooper, i think. anyway,- is darren darrel cooper, i think. anyway, he recorded a werw— think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting— think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting detail, think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting detail , three very interesting detail, three pari— very interesting detail, three eeh eeheeeh— very interesting detail, three part podcast about this issue . part podcast about this issue. ahe— part podcast about this issue. ahe h— part podcast about this issue. ahe h ewee— part podcast about this issue. and if anyone is— part podcast about this issue. and if anyone is interested in in and if anyone is interested in h eh— and if anyone is interested in h eh heeeh— and if anyone is interested in in at least being— and if anyone is interested in in at least being aware of all the— in at least being aware of all the mountain— in at least being aware of all the mountain of— in at least being aware of all the mountain of suspicious circumstantial— the mountain of suspicious circumstantial evidence alone. eeh— circumstantial evidence alone. heh hhere — circumstantial evidence alone. heh there we — circumstantial evidence alone. but there we are— circumstantial evidence alone. but there we are very interesting. - but there we are very interesting. and it leads who hhewe— interesting. and it leads who hhewe where— interesting. and it leads who knows where high duke well, from knows where hiin duke well, from one knows where high duke well, from one case of highly— knows where high duke well, from one case of highly assisted dying— one case of highly assisted ewhe re— one case of highly assisted ewhe re rhe— one case of highly assisted dying to the broader case for reerrhe— dying to the broader case for reerrhr h— dying to the broader case for reform in the— dying to the broader case for reform in the guardian. leo so hrehhee— reform in the guardian. leo so hrahhee hee— reform in the guardian. leo so dignitas has helped 540 british people die , mps have been told. people die, mps have been told. and yet my mother lives on. no, if she's she's if she's watching, that's that's just a little joke, mum. but yeah, the assisted dying organisation dignitas, which is a euthanasia euthanasia organisation based in switzerland , is basically if switzerland, is basically if harold shipman was made into some sort of official corporation . yeah. but they're corporation. yeah. but they're saying it's about time to legalise the practise in the uk and make it available alongside

palliative care. but i mean this is, this seems to be the trend in western western countries to make assisted suicide more accessible, not just to jeffrey epstein, but to you know, other other people who want it. and i understand there's a case to be made for people who are desperate and in pain. and at the end of their lives. but for some people, i mean, in canada, where they've just leapt ahead with was a i mean, with this, there was a i mean, any age, it's not just old people with just like mental health so not any severe health issues. so not any severe chronic, ongoing poverty or poverty, sometimes homeless people or people who can't afford their bills. if men have . aeeerehhw— afford their bills. if men have . apparently this— afford their bills. if men have . apparently this is— : . if men have . apparently this is quite common in men. i'm reading the boy— common in men. i'm reading the hew eeere— common in men. i'm reading the hew ehere er— common in men. i'm reading the boy crisis at the— common in men. i'm reading the boy crisis at the moment. can you— boy crisis at the moment. can wee heu— boy crisis at the moment. can wee heh h— boy crisis at the moment. can wee heh h e— boy crisis at the moment. can you tell if a man— boy crisis at the moment. can you tell if a man is worth a lot in you tell if a man is worth a lot h the— you tell if a man is worth a lot in life insurance?— you tell if a man is worth a lot in life insurance? the chance of eerehe— in life insurance? the chance of eerehe eeee— in life insurance? the chance of suicide goes through the roof. ahe— suicide goes through the roof. ehe-he— suicide goes through the roof. and-he wants- suicide goes through the roof. and-he wants to. suicide goes through the roof. and he wants to hide and of course, he wants to hide it and of course, he wants to hide h heeeee— and of course, he wants to hide h heeeee he— and of course, he wants to hide it because he wouldn't be worth ehwrhhe— it because he wouldn't be worth ehwrhhe-h-e- anything if it was. it's a wonderful— anything if it was. it's a wonderful life. c wonderful life. it's the plot, right? yeah. yeah. and we haven't all got an to come haven't all got an angel to come down and save us. what about the. mean, people say the. i mean, some people say this slippery slope, the this is the slippery slope, the fallacy. know, you

fallacy. they say, you know, you can legislation, you just can make legislation, you just say it needs to be end of blah, blah, but it does feel blah, blah. but it does feel like it creeps one step at a time, doesn't you get time, doesn't it? you get a little closer on the other little bit closer on the other hand, i will say this, i do think, know, in the in an think, you know, in the in an ideal you would make ideal world, you would make it available to if you could eliminate the possibility that it to be rolled out it would start to be rolled out on on a kind of more casual basis, just because some basis, not just because some people extraordinary people experience extraordinary pain misery pain and discomfort and misery and also the vast and despair, but also the vast sort of movement in medical care over the last few years has been towards extending the end of life. this is not something new. we'd be bringing in. yeah, this would be a correct action towards a kind of a version of life which didn't exist at all a generation ago, you know. so you're only kind of going. but if you don't want that, do you want, i mean, yeah, i follow, follow your point. yeah. but in ceheee— follow your point. yeah. but in canada there's— follow your point. yeah. but in canada there's a,— . yeah. but in canada there's a, there's a herher— canada there's a, there's a rhehher whe— canada there's a, there's a mother who found she only just eeehe— mother who found she only just eeehe hw— mother who found she only just found by accident— mother who found she only just found by accident that her son hee— found by accident that her son hee erehee— found by accident that her son hee erehee ee— found by accident that her son had signed up for— found by accident that her son had signed up for medically eeerehee— had signed up for medically assisted suicide. ' r: c assisted suicide. and he's like 21 old. all he's wrong 21 years old. all he's got wrong with is diabetes and

with him is diabetes and depression. if you're depression. you know, if you're 21, going to you're going 21, you're going to you're going to some, you know, to have some, you know, depression whatever. you just depression or whatever. you just need to havelpact_ need to have a pact with a eeeehe— need to have a pact with a eeeehe ee— need to have a pact with a couple of mates, don't you? heeheehw— couple of mates, don't you? basically,-know,- couple of mates, don't you? basically, know, we'll go basically, you know, we'll go for basically, you know, we'll go her-hike— basically, you know, we'll go for-hike-the- basically, you know, we'll goi for-hike-the time for a long hike when the time weee— for a long hike when the time comes. metro now, cressida rewehee—whhhl comes. metro now, cressidai revenge _which if revenge crackdown, which if hehhhe— revenge crackdown, which if nothing - seems - revenge crackdown, which if nothing seems an nothing else, seems an unfortunate— nothing else, seems an unfortunate phrase , huge leap unfortunate phrase, huge leap rerwere— unfortunate phrase, huge leap eerwere h— unfortunate phrase, huge leap forward in revenge crackdown . forward in revenge crackdown. so forward in revenge crackdown. se there-e— forward in revenge crackdown. se there-e going— forward in revenge crackdown. so there's going to— forward in revenge crackdown. so there's going to be- so there's going to be amendments to the online safety bill which will make the sharing of intimate images without consent a base offence with a six month prison term that could rise to years if intent to rise to two years if intent to cause distress, alarm or humiliation can be proved, which i guess is a difficult grey area. so it sounds good at first, doesn't it? but i mean surely the best defence against revenge is when he says , i revenge is when he says, i promise i won't say anything or show anybody. don't send the image. do you think part of it is not entirely my world, but quite a few of our a—list superstars got their big start with what amounted to revenge , with what amounted to revenge, didn't they? yeah. kim kardashian_ didn't they? yeah. kim kardashian and- r: r: " c c’3ti13r7’ yeah. kim kardashian and paris hilton, didn't they? yeah. kim- kardashian and paris hilton, you

knew.— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely .— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely . some people know, absolutely. some people erehehhw— know, absolutely. some people erehehhw hewe— know, absolutely. some people probably have a— know, absolutely. some people probably have a tiny little ehrhrher— probably have a tiny little ehrhrher ee— probably have a tiny little glimmer of hope that that might be glimmer of hope that that might he rheh— glimmer of hope that that might he hheh wew— glimmer of hope that that might be their way out,— glimmer of hope that that might be their way out, saying this is a be their way out, saying this is e good— be their way out, saying this is e eeere-were- be their way out, saying this is a good-well, it's- be their way out, saying this is a good well, it's the a good thing and well, it's the hrezhreh— a good thing and well, it's the brazilian-in— a good thing and well, it's the brazilian .in the - a good thing and well, it's the brazilian-in the in- a good thing and well, it's the brazilian in the in the brazilian kids in the in the rewere. — brazilian kids in the in the favela. - know, - brazilian kids in the in the favela. know, few gnocchi favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep— favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep weeere— favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep yuppie skills.— favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep yuppie skills. and before, you keep yuppie skills. and before, wee-h— keep yuppie skills. and before, you-it there-e— keep yuppie skills. and before, you it, there's way out. you know it, there's no way out. her-r— you know it, there's no way out. her-r eehe— you know it, there's no way out. her-r send me— you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree— you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree with- you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree with you. i think mad and i it's this think it's mad and i it's this typical thing, isn't it? in the modern like, modern world, it's all like, let's try protect. protect let's try and protect. protect like, don't let it like, no, just don't let it happenin like, no, just don't let it happen in the first place. don't. don't keep put your face in well, perfect. yeah. in it. well, perfect. yeah. don't wish was safer . don't wish the world was safer. actually. make safer. actually. make yourself safer. and online and then there's the online safety issue , which know safety bill issue, which i know you've about before. you. you've spoken about before. you. yeah, creeping , isn't it, yeah, it's creeping, isn't it, into saying we know best. let us police this for you. some of this is police this for you. some of the he rhe— police this for you. some of this is like they're- rt.i some of this is like they're even going to this is like they're even going re reeke— this is like they're even going to make deepfakes illegal. so if you to make deepfakes illegal. so if wee ereehe— to make deepfakes illegal. so if wee ereehe e— to make deepfakes illegal. so if you create a deepfake of, you knew.— you create a deepfake of, you knew. e— you create a deepfake of, you know, a celebrity— you create a deepfake of, you know, a celebrity or somebody , know, a celebrity or somebody, eeheheew— know, a celebrity or somebody, eeheheew wee— know, a celebrity or somebody, somebody you know, that's going to somebody you know, that's going relhhheeeh.— somebody you know, that's going helhheeeh. her— somebody you know, that's going to.illegal. but how— somebody you know, that's going to illegal. but how is that to be illegal. but how is that even enforceable? it's nothing to even enforceable? it's nothing he he. — even enforceable? it's nothing he he. vee— even enforceable? it's nothing he he. wee-he- to do. you know, it's like erewhhe— to do. you know, it's like drawing picture of that that drawing a picture of that that eereeh— drawing a picture of that that eereeh-eeh— drawing a picture of that that person.-can that- drawing a picture of that that person. can that be? c person. how can that be? it's going— person. how can that be? it's going re— person. how can that be? it's going he he— person. how can that be? it's going to be difficult, going to be very difficult, isn't it, trace who's

isn't it, to trace who's produced things? produced these things? certainly, i mean, certainly, you know, i mean, that's afraid of, that's what they're afraid of, isn't which suppose is why isn't it? which i suppose is why they probably make the they will probably make the sentence extraordinary harsh, because always because in that way it's always that balance. so the harder it is something, the more is to detect something, the more you the fear of it, you have to make the fear of it, you have to make the fear of it, you know, which which will be draconian daily mail draconian anyway, daily mail now, finish off this now, here to finish off this section, lush section, ponkey bomb makers lush do appear to have had do indeed appear to have had a skinful. so kismet giant lush is reehhe— skinful. so kismet giant lush is reehhe-rer— skinful. so kismet giant lush is eeere-eer e— skinful. so kismet giant lush is facing-for a boycott- skinful. so kismet giant lush is facing-for a boycott as- facing calls for a boycott as he— facing calls for a boycott as he eeeeeee— facing calls for a boycott as it's accused of— facing calls for a boycott as it's accused of encouraging facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling.)uraging facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling. withing facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling. with the new people smuggling. with the new all people smuggling. with the new ah reeeeeee— people smuggling. with the new all refugees are— people smuggling. with the new all refugees are welcome poster, reererhhe— all refugees are welcome poster, reeherhhe eh— all refugees are welcome poster, featuring an image— all refugees are welcome poster, featuring an image of a small beer.— featuring an image of a small heer. the— featuring an image of a small boat, the exact— featuring an image of a small boat, the exact same sort of hhherehhe— boat, the exact same sort of inflatable small— boat, the exact same sort of inflatable small boat that they eeee —hhere- inflatable small boat that they used _there it. used to go to cross. there it is. used to go to cross. there it he-h— used to go to cross. there it he-h eewe— used to go to cross. there it he-h eewe .— used to go to cross. there it is. it says , wherever you're is. and it says, wherever you're here.— is. and it says, wherever you're here—eeh- is. and it says, wherever you're here—eer herel is. and it says, wherever you'rei from,_got here, you from, however you got here, you knew.— from, however you got here, you know, whatever— from, however you got here, you know, whatever your reasons are, heeheehhw— know, whatever your reasons are, heeheehhw-eewhhe— basically it's saying all rereeeee— basically it's saying all refugees are- basically it's saying all refugees are welcome. i mean, he— refugees are welcome. i mean, her eeeehheehw— refugees are welcome. i mean, not specifically in— refugees are welcome. i mean, not specifically in the shop. they— not specifically in the shop. they definitely— not specifically in the shop. they definitely don't want them in they definitely don't want them he the — they definitely don't want them he the ehee— they definitely don't want them in the shop, but— they definitely don't want them in the shop, but they're welcome in the shop, but they're welcome hh-eeehrrw. — in the shop, but they're welcome in country. somebody in the country. somebody else eee—her- in the country. somebody else eee—eh hhewi can take the burden, but they eer— can take the burden, but they eeh eh— can take the burden, but they can get all the— can take the burden, but they can get all the virtue ehehehhhe— can get all the virtue signalling points of saying, eheeee—ehe- signalling points of saying, please—and the please come here, and then the reweewer— please come here, and then the reweewer ehe— please come here, and then the taxpayer can can— please come here, and then the taxpayer can can foot bill. taxpayer can can foot the bill. hhhe— taxpayer can can foot the bill. this-ridiculous. _ taxpayer can can foot the bill. this ridiculous. also, this is ridiculous. and also, he— this is ridiculous. and also, h-e-eeer- it's incredibly poor taste considering,— it's incredibly poor taste considering, you it's incredibly poor taste- considering, you-people considering, you know, people die

considering, you know, people ehe-the— considering, you know, people die-the channel- considering, you know, people die the channel and die crossing the channel and ereeehhe— die crossing the channel and crossing mediterranee and crossing the mediterranee and ehee— crossing the mediterranee and ehe-eehe— crossing the mediterranee and also-some people- crossing the mediterranee and also some people exploit also some some people exploit the eewherh— also some some people exploit the asylum system to come here ehe— the asylum system to come here ehe eehrhh— the asylum system to come here and commit terrorist atrocities rhe— and commit terrorist atrocities the he— and commit terrorist atrocities like the manchester arena hemher— like the manchester arena herhher. eer— like the manchester arena bomber, for example. he was reeeeee— bomber, for example. he was reeeeee hem — bomber, for example. he was rescued from libya by the royal new. — rescued from libya by the royal new. he— rescued from libya by the royal navy. it's interesting,- rescued from libya by the royal navy. 3 c navy. it's interesting, isn't it, i mean, remember the it, how i mean, remember the body when it first launched body shop when it first launched was political, but it was explicitly political, but it seemed like of it was like seemed like most of it was like things couldn't really argue things you couldn't really argue with. might it with. you might find it tiresome, was like, let's tiresome, but it was like, let's save rainforest whatever. save the rainforest or whatever. let's from let's save this tribe from extinction. that's not something the— extinction. that's not something the her— extinction. that's not something the heh the— extinction. that's not something that half the country— rixc rt. rtr" that's not something that half the country was exeehw. — that half the country was exactly. not— that half the country was exactly. hr1 3 exactly. not something that's absolutely the most controversial most controversial issue, the most divisive thing. they're basically half basically saying to half the people shop, people walking past their shop, we don't give a stuff about your politics or about your legitimate concerns. we you know, i find it extraordinarily where we've got to now, this is like a high street teenage girl. you know, stink a thon . they do you know, stink a thon. they do stink. it's so sad because thew-we— stink. it's so sad because rhew-we eeh— stink. it's so sad because they've got the- it's so sad because they've got the answer. �*" they've got the answer. if they put they've got the answer. if they her her— they've got the answer. if they put their products in the channel put their products in the channel, the whole thing would be over. it's ugly . and all the be over. it's ugly. and all the refugees would arrive nice and get to the uk through the smell

of lush products. i say that's a good of lush products. i say that's a eeee rhher. — of lush products. i say that's a good filter. you're— :t i say that's a good filter. you're welcome . good filter. you're welcome. here— good filter. you're welcome. here h— good filter. you're welcome. here h rer— good filter. you're welcome. that's it for part— good filter. you're welcome. that's it for part two. - good filter. you're welcome. that's it for part two. can we up the waning of the markle star? we have lashes of ashes and woke nonsense on the high seas, at least our coastal seas, or at least our coastal waters will catch you in a couple minutes

gb news is the people's . channel gb news is the people's. channel ahe— gb news is the people's. channel are weeeheh— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back to— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back to headliners. so chris skudder, we have showbiz news now, no doubt the raw podcasting talent represented by meghan markle is coming into question . meghan coming into question. meghan markle labelled— coming into question. meghan markle labelled not- coming into question. meghan markle labelled not a- 3 meghan markle labelled not a great hehehh— markle labelled not a great hehehr hw— markle labelled not a great rehehr hw ree— markle labelled not a great talent by top hollywood agent eher— talent by top hollywood agent eher seerhw— talent by top hollywood agent after spotify deal ends. so rererhw— after spotify deal ends. so jeremy zimmer, the chief eeeehr — jeremy zimmer, the chief executive officer of united hehehr— executive officer of united talent agency,— executive officer of united talent agency, has come out with thee— talent agency, has come out with hheee reehhw— talent agency, has come out with these really catty— talent agency, has come out with these really catty remarks. he heehh— these really catty remarks. he heehh teet— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let it— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let it in. he's not going— hasn't just let it in. he's not going eewe— hasn't just let it in. he's not going down without a without a he ehehh— going down without a without a he didn't broker— going down without a without a he didn't broker the deal or ehwwhe— he didn't broker the deal or ehwrhhhe. he— he didn't broker the deal or ehwrhhhe. he h— he didn't broker the deal or anything. he i don't think so. he.— anything. he i don't think so. he. war,— anything. he i don't think so. he. war, h— anything. he i don't think so. no. well, i don't— anything. he i don't think so. no. well, i don't know . i no. well, i don't know. i hewehh— no. well, i don't know. i

haven't i'll— no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll be- no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll be honest. i'm not rh— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not the he— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not the net e— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not the her e greet— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not i'm not a great meghan markle reh— i'm not a great meghan markle eeh. h— i'm not a great meghan markle eeh. h hewehh— i'm not a great meghan markle fan. i haven't been listening to all fan. i haven't been listening to ehe—arehehweei all the episodes. archetype ereherweee— all the episodes. archetype archetypes, that's it, he says. heme— archetypes, that's it, he says. herhe eeh— archetypes, that's it, he says. turns out meghan was not turns out meghan markle was not a turns out meghan markle was not e greet— turns out meghan markle was not e greet eeehe— turns out meghan markle was not a great audio talent— turns out meghan markle was not a great audio talent or necessarily— a great audio talent or necessarily any kind of talent. eeh— necessarily any kind of talent. eeh weeh— necessarily any kind of talent. eeh weeh. eh— necessarily any kind of talent. ooh yeah. oh no,— necessarily any kind of talent. ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's teet— ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's teeh ee— ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's just so unnecessary, isn't it? ahe— just so unnecessary, isn't it? and hete— just so unnecessary, isn't it? and he ee— just so unnecessary, isn't it? and lots of people are criticising— and lots of people are criticising him and he just heeeee— criticising him and he just because you're— criticising him and he just because you're famous doesn't eeehe— because you're famous doesn't rhehe wee— because you're famous doesn't hewe wee greet— because you're famous doesn't make you great at— because you're famous doesn't make you great at something whheh— make you great at something whheh h— make you great at something which i think— make you great at something which i think he's making a wher— which i think he's making a where eehhh— which i think he's making a wider point. _ which i think he's making a wider point. i— which i think he's making a wider point . i which i think he's making a wider point . " t: wider point. i mean, you could say whether or not he should kick her while she's down, but she did somehow to she did somehow manage to calm 20 out of spotify, 20 million out of spotify, hundred netflix, hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. and she was providing south park . yeah, providing in south park. yeah, that was true. they got their money's worth there. well yeah in a money's worth there. well yeah hh-e shehhw— money's worth there. well yeah in - a spotify executive - ”(13113 jritri well yeah in a spotify executive bill in fact a spotify executive bill shhhehe— in fact a spotify executive bill simmons critic— in fact a spotify executive bill simmons critic sized the pair hrehehhe— simmons critic sized the pair branding them— simmons critic sized the pair branding them grifters. yeah so whheh— branding them grifters. yeah so whheh he— branding them grifters. yeah so whheh he the— branding them grifters. yeah so which is the show— branding them grifters. yeah so which is the show i would watch. i which is the show i would watch. h heeh— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely you— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely you know- i mean absolutely you know beetling about on little chopper bikes. yeah beetling about on little chopper bikes . yeah a lot of people are bikes. yeah a lot of people are eherhrhhhe— bikes. yeah a lot of people are slamming them.— bikes. yeah a lot of people are slamming them. tim- yeah a lot of people are slamming them. tim dillon, the eerheheeh— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said he— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said he was at a hehhwweee— comedian, said he was at a hollywood party- comedian, said he was at a hollywood party and everybody was hollywood party and everybody eehhhe— hollywood party and everybody was getting their— hollywood party and everybody

was getting their phones out to eerheree— was getting their phones out to eerheree erhheew— was getting their phones out to compare cringey messages they'd reeehwee— compare cringey messages they'd reeehwee hem — compare cringey messages they'd received from meghan markle hrwhhe— received from meghan markle rrwhhe re.— received from meghan markle rrwhhe re. the.— received from meghan markle trying to, like, inveigle her way— trying to, like, inveigle her wew hhhe— trying to, like, inveigle her way into into— trying to, like, inveigle her way into into projects and thee— way into into projects and these — way into into projects and thee. h— way into into projects and things. i mean,- way into into projects and things . “ way into into projects and things . c things. i mean, i saw the list of the women she had on. i don't know why she called it archetypes. she was supposed to be talking about stereotypes, was she meant, wasn't was what she meant, wasn't it? yeah. weird. archetypes yeah. it's a weird. archetypes is not a synonym for stereotypes. actually it's is not a synonym for steraitypes. actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad s. actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad thing.actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad thing. archetypesr is not a synonym for stera bad thing. archetypes it's not a bad thing. archetypes it's like. useful way of like. it's like a useful way of talking about drama and literature and yeah, that's like camille personae camille paglia sexual personae is archetypes. exactly. yeah eeehe— is archetypes. exactly. yeah. eeehe—eewee people misunderstand is called arehhe—ehe-el people misunderstand is called arehhe—ehe-e ei people misunderstand is called. archie,_she's a so archie, and she. and she's a so that's why she's not a moron. she's lazy . apparently she was she's lazy. apparently she was eererheee— she's lazy. apparently she was eererheee hw— she's lazy. apparently she was surprised by the _ she's lazy. apparently she was surprised by the work required to surprised by the work required re rhhheh— surprised by the work required to finish entertainment wew-eere- — to finish entertainment projects. “413?" to finish entertainment projects. / to finish entertainment projects. “413?" to finish entertainment projects. 411i?" projects. yeah, so we've all done that. yeah. all right. all right. a new edinburgh show. oh, my god. i've done louise. that's true, though , isn't it? that's true, though, isn't it? you get a series commission on the radio and then. oh, no. yeah. never for— the radio and then. oh, no. yeah. never for $20- jri“ oh, no. yeah. never for $20 million, hheeeh. — yeah. never for $20 million, rheeeh. he.— yeah. never for $20 million, though. \r:r 0263113 yeah. never for $20 million, though. \r:r ri,h

the bbc are refusing to gender the bbc are refusing to gender the ashes, which, to be fair , is the ashes, which, to be fair, is one of the trickier jobs in the crematorium. um, so bbc ashes coverage is confusing listeners with gender neutral titles. so there's a women's ashes 3: c so there's a women's ashes and there-e— there's a women's ashes and hhere-e the— there's a women's ashes and there's the men's— there's a women's ashes and there's the men's ashes. but the hec— there's the men's ashes. but the the teet— there's the men's ashes. but the bbc just referred— there's the men's ashes. but the bbc just referred to both of them — bbc just referred to both of them ee— bbc just referred to both of them ee the— bbc just referred to both of them as the ashes. so listeners eeh-h— them as the ashes. so listeners eeh-h hhew— them as the ashes. so listeners eeh-h hhew h— them as the ashes. so listeners don't know if they— them as the ashes. so listeners don't know if they mean the one there— don't know if they mean the one there ehewee— don't know if they mean the one there ehewee hw— don't know if they mean the one that's played by women or the there— that's played by women or the one that's played— that's played by women or the one that's played by ashes and the heehee. — one that's played by ashes and the mashes. that— one that's played by ashes and the mashes. : the mashes. that would work well. simon i've— the mashes. that would work well. simon i've come- the mashes. : simon i've come up with a well. simon i've come up with a eeehe— well. simon i've come up with a eeeehe er— well. simon i've come up with a couple of answers— well. simon i've come up with a couple of answers for— simon i've come up with a couple of answers for this. you eeehe— couple of answers for this. you eeehe ehher— couple of answers for this. you could either, if— couple of answers for this. you could either, if you replace the h could either, if you replace the h-ehehher— could either, if you replace the h-ehehher s.— could either, if you replace the h another s, that's one h with another s, that's one eerheh — h with another s, that's one eerheh. ehewe— h with another s, that's one option, okay? or— h with another s, that's one option, okay? or you can take you— option, okay? or you can take wee ehe— option, okay? or you can take wee teet— option, okay? or you can take wee weer-e— option, okay? or you can take you can just-a g- option, okay? or you can take you can just a g on the you can just add a g on the beginning— you can just add a g on the beginning and— you can just add a g on the beginning and then, oh, that's eehe— beginning and then, oh, that's eehe wee— beginning and then, oh, that's quite you couldn't you didn't wee— quite you couldn't you didn't wee 90— quite you couldn't you didn't wee 90 h— quite you couldn't you didn't see you go in there. okay. i eehe— see you go in there. okay. i eehe rhe— see you go in there. okay. i quite like fash because it's like it's slang for fascism isn't it. but that goes to the women. so that's quite a nice twist. yeah, i do think they are utterly deluded, you know, personally i think vast personally i think the vast majority of people who watch cricket regular want cricket on a regular basis want to see them. they're quite happy that enjoying that the women are enjoying themselves. be honest . you

themselves. let's be honest. you know, denies them their know, nobody denies them their pleasure. but one of these tournaments is arguably the most venerable in the world of sport , let alone cricket. over 100 years, us and the other is a relatively recent development, you know, to accord them the same amount of importance by by kind of linguistic. it's orwellian , isn't it? so you'd orwellian, isn't it? so you'd say call it the _ r?“ c c7’ so you'd say call it the women's ashes. ahe— say call it the women's ashes. and then— say call it the women's ashes. and then he— say call it the women's ashes. and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. no,— and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. no, not- and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. wrtr “r:“ men's ashes. no, not the men's ashes. the ashes. and then i wouldn't call it the women's ashes because no cricket bales have been burnt and placed in a small urn and kept for posterity in a glass case. there is a meaning to that . yeah. you've meaning to that. yeah. you've got to meaning to that. yeah. you've eeh he eerh— meaning to that. yeah. you've eer re h. — meaning to that. yeah. you've got to earn it. you- meaning to that. yeah. you've got to earn it. you haven't yet. you haven't let your country down yet. as much as those engush down yet. as much as those english cricket players did in 1886 or whenever it was anyway , 1886 or whenever it was anyway, we have the telegraph now. cressida and kids are getting more confused about getting they're getting more confused about gender younger. sorry, they refuse to grow up so fast

these days, aren't they .7 gender these days, aren't they? gender dysphoria emerging— these days, aren't they? gender dysphoria emerging five- : rttr:“ c c’3ti13r7’ gender dysphoria emerging five years hheh— dysphoria emerging five years sooner than in— dysphoria emerging five years sooner than in 2017? so the ewreeee— sooner than in 2017? so the ewreeee hee— sooner than in 2017? so the average has changed the mean ewreeee— average has changed the mean ewreeee eeeh— average has changed the mean average used to— average has changed the mean average used to be 31.5 years ehe— average used to be 31.5 years we ehe— average used to be 31.5 years we end ew— average used to be 31.5 years old and now it's— average used to be 31.5 years old and now it's come down to eeeh— old and now it's come down to eeeh weere— old and now it's come down to 26.25 years old. _ old and now it's come down to 26.25 years old. oh, really? at.— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh ee— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh ee they're— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not these- 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not these are not kids. these are adults . no. see, kids. these are adults. no. see, that's the main— kids. these are adults. no. see, that's the main average- no. see, that's the main average because. ehew— that's the main average because. okay traditionally— that's the main average because. okay traditionally it was boys hehweeh— okay traditionally it was boys between the — okay traditionally it was boys between the ages of four and seven who then— between the ages of four and seven who then later went on to be gay— seven who then later went on to he eew eeehe— seven who then later went on to be gay adults and— seven who then later went on to be gay adults and middle aged ahe— be gay adults and middle aged ahe ee— be gay adults and middle aged men. and so that— be gay adults and middle aged men. and so that was the average . eeh— men. and so that was the average . eeh whet— men. and so that was the average . but what you're— men. and so that was the average . but what you're getting now is the— . but what you're getting now is the-er— . but what you're getting now is hhhe-ee ehwe— . but what you're getting now is this-of girls, these- . but what you're getting now is this of girls, these sort this surge of girls, these sort of this surge of girls, these sort er hr— this surge of girls, these sort er hh he— this surge of girls, these sort er hh he hete— this surge of girls, these sort of 11 to late teens. yeah but we're not talking about prepubescent kids. �*vw�*ricc prepubescent kids. well, yeah, it prepubescent kids. well, yeah, h h — prepubescent kids. well, yeah, h he. he— prepubescent kids. well, yeah, it is. in 2021, there were more 13 year old children than . so 13 year old children than. so the peak is sort of shifted. it used to be it used to be older. now it's now it's shifted younger. and also, as cressida says, it's more girls doing it as it becomes this sort of social contagion, social contagion. but it does seem i h-e— contagion. but it does seem i h-e e— contagion. but it does seem i mean, it's a bit— contagion. but it does seem i

mean, it's a bit like- t 3 hi?" but it does seem i mean, it's a bit like smoking, hehh— mean, it's a bit like smoking, hehh he— mean, it's a bit like smoking, hehh he h— mean, it's a bit like smoking, isn't it? it happens at a ereeheh— isn't it? it happens at a crucial point,- isn't it? it happens at a crucial point, usually around eehehw—hhel puberty, usually when the hormones disruptive and hormones are disruptive and herhehehh— hormones are disruptive and turbulent and— hormones are disruptive and turbulent and you become much prev— turbulent and you become much erew he— turbulent and you become much erew re rhe— turbulent and you become much more prey to the, i— turbulent and you become much more prey to the, i don't know, exhehehhheh— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis of— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis of one kind or existential crisis of one kind er ehehher. — existential crisis of one kind or another. yeah.- existential crisis of one kind or another. “413?" ' “r: c or another. yeah. and it's also i mean, some statistics are showing that it's replacing anorexia and bulimia as certainly in google search trends. it's, you know , the trends. it's, you know, the anorexia and bulimia have come right down. and, you know, transitioning has come right up. so it's a way of teenage girls to sort control their bodies to sort of control their bodies and their bodies . and desexualise their bodies. it's trying to slam it's basically trying to slam the—hehh- it's basically trying to slam the—isn'tiin. it's basically trying to slam. the—isn'tiin that the brakes on. isn't it, in that reeeeehe — the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? yeah.— the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? yeah. and- the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? “413?" ' “r: the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? / “r: respect? yeah. and also the thing with smoking, that's a that's a great analogy because smoking, remember at smoking, you know, i remember at school you're school people thought you're cool and now cool if you smoked and now everybody you know, it's everybody thinks, you know, it's the thing i mean, it the cool thing to do. i mean, it won't be in ten time. no, won't be in ten years time. no, but mean, it's not like but i mean, it's not like mullets or double denim. you can't grow out a gender transition. mean, perhaps transition. i mean, perhaps it is a like in that is a bit like smoking in that respect, but. but even harder to ehwe— respect, but. but even harder to ehwe eh.— respect, but. but even harder to give eh. weeh— respect, but. but even harder to give up. yeah. lifeboat- t but even harder to give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in give up. yeah. lifeboat news now hh-hwereee. — give up. yeah. lifeboat news now hh-hwereee. hee— give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in-express. leo it— give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in express. leo it sounds in the express. leo it sounds the— in the express. leo it sounds hhhe-hehh— in the express. leo it sounds like-isn't the— in the express. leo it sounds like isn't the only thing like sea isn't the only thing thew-re— like sea isn't the only thing

they're—racist- they're sick of. so racist heheeeee— they're sick of. so racist language-rnli. they're sick of. so racist language rnli that's they're sick of. so racist- language-rnli that's the language at the rnli that's the hheheeh. — language at the rnli that's the hheheeh. h— language at the rnli that's the lifeboat. i don't— language at the rnli that's the lifeboat. at“ c lifeboat. i don't know what the rest of the letters for. rest of the letters stand for. national lifeboat identity eehhhee— national lifeboat identity politics organisation. / politics organisation. yeah. weeh— politics organisation. yeah. veeh se— politics organisation. yeah. veeh se the— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so the sea— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so the sea rescue charity, let's call them that . yeah. let's call them that. yeah. they've ordered a full scale culture review after their after staff and staff have been ordered to attend diversity and inclusivity training to stamp out bias against women and ethnic minorities. out bias against women and ethnic minorities . they're going ethnic minorities. they're going to get the lifeboats are now going to be crewed by one legged guatemalan lesbian , which is guatemalan lesbian, which is going to be great if you want to be pulled from the sea in a storm. you know what i mean? i mean, it does remind me unavoidably of the thing that went around after the submarine imploded, saying that they had avoided 50 year avoided hiring boring 50 year old men because they old white men because they weren't inspirational, weren't very inspirational, you know, and instead they wanted to have diverse crew. i have a more diverse crew. i don't know. this r: t i don't know. this ignores this heheree— don't know. this ignores this heheree the— don't know. this ignores this ignores the function of teasing, eeeehh— ignores the function of teasing, eeeehh he— ignores the function of teasing, doesn't it? and _ ignores the function of teasing, doesn't it? and lads , lads, doesn't it? and lads, lads, hete— doesn't it? and lads, lads, heee rh— doesn't it? and lads, lads, lads, i'm not— doesn't it? and lads, lads, lads, i'm not saying you should be lads, i'm not saying you should he reehet— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but the— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but the reason they eehw— be racist, but the reason they hehhw eeeh— be racist, but the reason they bully each other— be racist, but the reason they bully each other to some extent is bully each other to some extent he heeeee—

bully each other to some extent is because you're— bully each other to some extent is because you're proving who's a-guv- _ is because you're proving who's e-eew. ahe— is because you're proving who's e-eew. and we- is because you're proving who's a guy. and we want tough a tough guy. and we want tough guys— a tough guy. and we want tough eewe-hhhh— a tough guy. and we want tough eewe-hhhh ehe— a tough guy. and we want tough guys-rnli and you- a tough guy. and we want tough guys rnli and you also is guys in the rnli and you also is a guys in the rnli and you also is e hehehhe— guys in the rnli and you also is a bonding mechanism even. i h— a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never— a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never even- a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never even that good at it or comfortable with it myself the dressing rooms. myself in the dressing rooms. but what was going but i recognise what was going on. you could hold your own, on. if you could hold your own, you've respect. you've got some respect. yeah btec. i like if you're the btec. i feel like if you're the unusual, anomalous woman that wants to do this kind of stuff and i realised they exist, maybe you be complaining you wouldn't be complaining about about some banter. i mean, it how far it i it depends how far it goes. i get that. but just get your own mug— get that. but just get your own hee whh— get that. but just get your own hee whh e— get that. but just get your own mug with a topless— 3ric but just get your own mug with a topless bloke on it ehe— mug with a topless bloke on it end bange— mug with a topless bloke on it end bange weee— mug with a topless bloke on it and bang, you're sorted. i mean, it and bang, you're sorted. i mean, h—hheh- and bang, you're sorted. i mean,| it_that. really? it does amount to that. really? totally-— it does amount to that. really? were here— it does amount to that. really? totally. that's-thing.- totally. that's the thing. i mean, so some— that's the thing. i mean, so some people were fired for mean, so some people were fired her hewhhe— mean, so some people were fired her hewhhe e— mean, so some people were fired rer hewhhe e hee— mean, so some people were fired for having a mug with like a heeheee— for having a mug with like a heeheee-er- for having a mug with like ai topless-or-like, topless woman or girl. like, come on. this— topless woman or girl. like, come on. this is— topless woman or girl. t c?" this is these are these come on. this is these are these are come on. this is these are these hhehee— come on. this is these are these are blokes who— come on. this is these are these are blokes who are— t c?" this is these are these are blokes who are risking their hhwee— are blokes who are risking their hhwee he— are blokes who are risking their hhwee he 90— are blokes who are risking their lives to go into— are blokes who are risking their lives to go into the sea and eeehe-e— lives to go into the sea and save people's lives. you know, hhew-re—hhel save people's lives. you know,| they're—kind of they're going to be the kind of eehelhherh— they're going to be the kind of some-them are— they're going to be the kind of some them are going to be the some of them are going to be the hee— some of them are going to be the here er— some of them are going to be the here er eewe— some of them are going to be the here er eewe whe— some of them are going to be the kind of guys who have a mug. weeh— kind of guys who have a mug. veeh. whh— kind of guys who have a mug. yeah. with some— kind of guys who have a mug. yeah. with some boobs. possibly ewer—hehhee. - even a problematic tattoo. yeah, those pins yeah, maybe one of those pins hheh— yeah, maybe one of those pins hheh wee— yeah, maybe one of those pins hheh wee here— yeah, maybe one of those pins that you turn it— yeah, maybe one of those pins that you turn it upside down and the that you turn it upside down and hhe hhhhh— that you turn it upside down and the bikini comes— that you turn it upside down and the bikini comes off a whole

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and welcome back to headliners for our final section. leo we kick off with the metro and does this pompeii painting suggest discovery of the proto pizza? the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus . so this is the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus. so this is in the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus . so this is in the la pythicus. so this is in the were— la pythicus. so this is in the wehre .— la pythicus. so this is in the wehre . se— la pythicus. so this is in the metro . so 2000 _ la pythicus. so this is in the metro . so 2000 year- 31“ rt»; so this is in the metro . so 2000 year old 31“ rt..; so this is in the metro . so 2000 year old painting metro. so 2000 year old painting hheh— metro. so 2000 year old painting hheh eeehe— metro. so 2000 year old painting hheh eeehe he— metro. so 2000 year old painting that could be the— metro. so 2000 year old painting that could be the clue to the eehe-e— that could be the clue to the world's first— that could be the clue to the world's first pizza. it's a eehhhhhe— world's first pizza. it's a eehhhhhe ee— world's first pizza. it's a painting of a— world's first pizza. it's a painting of a domino's flyer eewerhhehhe— painting of a domino's flyer advertising a— painting of a domino's flyer advertising a two for one deal. to.— advertising a two for one deal. he. he— advertising a two for one deal. he. he eeh.— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's it— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's it says here hehhehe— no, it's not. it's it says here italians are— no, it's not. it's it says here italians are known for their hewe— italians are known for their hewe er— italians are known for their love of pizza.— italians are known for their love of pizza. this is this is groundbreaking— love of pizza. this is this is groundbreaking stuff in the here— groundbreaking stuff in the rhehre here. — groundbreaking stuff in the metro here. yeah. i was not aware-italians- metro here. yeah. i was not aware italians enjoyed . so. aware that italians enjoyed. so. weeh— aware that italians enjoyed. so. veeh hhhe— aware that italians enjoyed. so. veeh hhhe he— aware that italians enjoyed. so. yeah, this is so. _ aware that italians enjoyed. so. yeah, this is so. c ’“ rt.ri yeah, this is so. it's a nice painting, isn't it? can we just

say for 2000 years ago it is quite nicely done. well, it kind of quite nicely done. well, it kind er reeke— quite nicely done. well, it kind er heehe hhhe— quite nicely done. well, it kind of looks like a— quite nicely done. well, it kind of looks like a mouldy- c. ’“ rt.r1«r : well, it kind of looks like a mouldy cupboard. hhhe— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. hhhe wee— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. hhhe wee eeeh— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. hhhe wee eeeh e— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. like you open a cupboard and a eeeh— like you open a cupboard and a deed eereehe— like you open a cupboard and a dead person's house. c dead person's house. like it's got— dead person's house. like it's eeh eh— dead person's house. like it's got eh egg— dead person's house. like it's got an egg on the pizza. they do that in australia, don't they? they egg of the they put an egg on top of the suella no, apparently, no. they didn't have suella n0, apparently, no. they didn't have mozzarella- \rtr they didn't have mozzarella according to didn't have mozzarella according he—ehher. i didn't have mozzarella accordingl he—ehher. he. to tony. no tomatoes either. no. so main two ingredients that so the main two ingredients that separate pizza from. yeah, it's a of bread separate pizza from. yeah, it's a.of bread and— yeah, it's a of bread and discovered a bit of bread and discovered ereee. — a bit of bread and discovered ereee. ieh— a bit of bread and discovered bread. .an open- a bit of bread and discovered bread. 3: t“ : rt“ bread. it's an open sandwich. yeah. but still, i think pizza was a like a new york invention wasn't it .7 isn't that the myth? wasn't it? isn't that the myth? i was like the new. i think it was like the new. you're going to get some angry ehehhe— you're going to get some angry ehehhe hem— you're going to get some angry emails from italians in, you knew— emails from italians in, you know immigrants emails from italians in, you- know-immigrantslnew know italian immigrants in new hew. —hhehh- york. i think holac might not have don't know, maybe it have been i don't know, maybe it was like scottish, scottish people. perfect at it. so we eewee— people. perfect at it. so we werhee eeh— people. perfect at it. so we worked out that— perfect at it. so we worked out that you could dip it in worked out that you could dip it hh—hw— worked out that you could dip it hh—hw h— worked out that you could dip it hh—hw hh ee- worked out that you could dip it hh—hw hh ee h- worked out that you could dip it in_fry it so i had- in batter and fry it so i had eew— in batter and fry it so i had eew h— in batter and fry it so i had one day i had— in batter and fry it so i had one day i had like pizzas. i remember going— one day i had like pizzas. i remember going to- one day i had like pizzas. i remember going to pompeii and naples and stuff . they have naples and stuff. they have those ones that are just like very basic. what i mean it's. very basic. do what i mean it's. yeah, but, but, but have a kind of bit of, a bit of herb and spice them or whatever. it's

spice in them or whatever. it's the so delicious that the crust is so delicious that sits to sea and you've sits next to the sea and you've had quite a wine and had quite a lot of wine and you're not at work exactly, but they don't fill the crust and they don't fill the crust and they have like 18 types of they don't have like 18 types of salami anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and yway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and way, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and i feeli think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and i feel sorryk it looked nice. and i feel sorry for the poor people of pompeii. they didn't get the credit they deserve. cressida mirror, now one of the country's most popular pub debates, looks likely settled and likely to be finally settled and enhanced games to allow drug taking and has support of athletes and doctors. i this blows my mind.— athletes and doctors. i this blows my mind. the- rtt“r: :t i this blows my mind. the idea is hhew-re— blows my mind. the idea is hhew-re going— blows my mind. the idea is they're going to— blows my mind. the idea is they're going to have the ohwrhehe— they're going to have the olympic games type stuff , but olympic games type stuff, but weee— olympic games type stuff, but you're allowed— olympic games type stuff, but you're allowed all the drugs you weeh— you're allowed all the drugs you wehh .— you're allowed all the drugs you wehh . hhere-e— you're allowed all the drugs you want . there's nothing. i mean, want. there's nothing. i mean, i hhew— want. there's nothing. i mean, i assume they only— want. there's nothing. i mean, i assume they only mean like a heheh— assume they only mean like a heheh hhhe— assume they only mean like a buffet like before— assume they only mean like a buffet like before you go on, eeh— buffet like before you go on, heh wee— buffet like before you go on, heh wee ehe— buffet like before you go on, but you can have that as part of weer— but you can have that as part of weer hrehhhhe— but you can have that as part of weer hrehhhhe. — but you can have that as part of your training. as— but you can have that as part of your training . but you can have that as part of your training. t.“ your training. as you run past. you just. yeah , yeah.- your training. t.“ /r1 yeah , yeah. they you just. yeah, yeah. they heweh-h— you just. yeah, yeah. they haven't mentioned- /r1 yeah, yeah. they haven't mentioned whether hhew-re— haven't mentioned whether hhew-re heeeh— haven't mentioned whether they're legal or— haven't mentioned whether they're legal or not. i assume hhew— they're legal or not. i assume hhew eeeh— they're legal or not. i assume they mean things— they're legal or not. i assume they mean things that are legal. the they mean things that are legal. hhe hee— they mean things that are legal. the idea comes— they mean things that are legal. the idea comes from london based heeheeeeh— the idea comes from london based businessman aaron— the idea comes from london based businessman aaron de, who's erewh— businessman aaron de, who's erewh eheh— businessman aaron de, who's grown eheh ehe— businessman aaron de, who's grown sick and tired of the eerrehh— grown sick and tired of the eerrehh-ee- grown sick and tired of the current-of elite- grown sick and tired of the current of elite sport current system of elite sport ehe— current system of elite sport ehe-he— current system of elite sport ehe-he-hhel and wants to shake up the hewe.— and wants to shake up the herhehleeh—

and wants to shake up the market. can understand market. i can understand this heeeee— market. i can understand thisi because—reasons. market. i can understand this. because—reasons. i because there's two reasons. i ehe hee— because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also- because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also said- because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also said there will be obviously awards for winners, but especially for record because record breakers, because that's what interested. thinks what he's interested. he thinks that if you were juiced enough, you do a nine you could probably do a nine second 100 metre dash, which i mean, on, you want to see mean, come on, you want to see that? want to know if that? we all want to know if that's possible. i care. that's possible. i don't care. drugs, illegal. i mean, you can't have roids, aren't can't have some roids, aren't illegal. steroids like illegal. steroids are like banned substances if you want banned substances is if you want to in but you to compete in sport, but you won't be sent to jail using won't be sent to jail for using them. don't them. but generally, i don't know the rules are, know exactly what the rules are, but they're not like cocaine. yeah human hormone. and yeah human growth hormone. and testosterone can testosterone based steroids can make mean, like make your i mean, like weightlifters and weightlifters now. and bodybuilders are there are basically two separate categories , as i don't think categories, as i don't think they call it juiced up. and but essentially yeah, call it for natural. yeah. so you can tell heeeee— natural. yeah. so you can tell heeeee hhew— natural. yeah. so you can tell because they don't— yeah. so you can tell because they don't have big rheeehee he— because they don't have big muscles. no they don't have the whehewer— muscles. no they don't have the whatever these _ muscles. no they don't have the whatever these ones are. oh hheh-e— whatever these ones are. oh hheh-e rhehh. — whatever these ones are. oh that's right. they- whatever these ones are. oh that's right. “c13 rthtri whatever these ones are. oh that's right. “c13 rttri “c23 whatever these ones are. oh that's right. “c13 rthtri “c13 that's right. they are. they or whatever. yeah. i they whatever. yeah. i mean no they are absurd. what these sounds entirely reasonable to, to damage people's health because he of running he says that instead of running the 100m in 9.58 seconds, you

could do it in less than nine seconds. i would love to see that. and the other thing is, you know, it would eliminate all of that whispering, you know, because whenever somebody does like now, it like break a record now, it immediately , doesn't it? immediately starts, doesn't it? you know, i think i don't know why it's got to your why not. it's got to be your choice, it? yeah. it'd be choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be hhhe— choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be like watching— choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be like watching the— t rt.ri c 7 yeah. it'd be like watching the russians at the like watching the russians at hhe ohwrhehee— like watching the russians at the olympics 80s. the olympics in the 80s. exactly. exactly. - the olympics in the 80s. exactly exactly. these. these exactly. exactly. these. these heeehehe — exactly. exactly. these. these russians. _were - east i russians. what were the east eerhehee— russians. what were the east germans? yeah _ russians. what were the east germans? yeah russians. what were the east- germans? yeah _the women germans? yeah yeah, the women with full beard all with the full beard have all those records. they were way eheee— those records. they were way eheee whh— those records. they were way ahead with that. _ they were way ahead with that. puberty blockers gender transition blockers and gender transition drugs. so blockers and gender transition drugs . so those were the years. drugs. so those were the years. ahe— drugs. so those were the years. and hheh-e— drugs. so those were the years. and that's all— drugs. so those were the years. and that's all been— r: ”3; so those were the years. and that's all been forgotten, hen-h— and that's all been forgotten, heh-h he— and that's all been forgotten, heh-h hhe-eh— and that's all been forgotten, isn't it?-all been- isn't it? that's all been heeheehw— isn't it? that's all been basically memory hold all of hheee— basically memory hold all of hheee-heeh— basically memory hold all of those east germany was those years. east germany was hhhe— those years. east germany was he hehher— those years. east germany was like number two— those years. east germany was like number two in the record in the like number two in the record in hhe hh— like number two in the record in hhe hh hhe— like number two in the record in the in the results— like number two in the record in the in the results table every weer— the in the results table every weer ehwwew. — the in the results table every weer ehwwew. h— the in the results table every year anyway. i think it would be werw— year anyway. i think it would be very interesting— year anyway. i think it would be very interesting and also , you very interesting and also, you knew.— very interesting and also, you knew. hh— very interesting and also, you knew. he e— very interesting and also, you know, in a country where we ehhew— know, in a country where we ehhew heeehe— know, in a country where we allow people to— know, in a country where we allow people to destroy their heehh— allow people to destroy their heehh hw— allow people to destroy their health by overeating or drinking too health by overeating or drinking hee heeeh— health by overeating or drinking too much alcohol— health by overeating or drinking too much alcohol or smoking, i eeh-h— too much alcohol or smoking, i eeeh-hheh— too much alcohol or smoking, i eeeh-hheh we— too much alcohol or smoking, i don't-that we can- too much alcohol or smoking, i don't that we can afford to don't know that we can afford to wag— don't know that we can afford to wee-eh— don't know that we can afford to wag-at somebody- don't know that we can afford to wag at somebody and wag our finger at somebody and say,— wag our finger at somebody and eew-knew.— wag our finger at somebody and say, know, shouldn't do say, you know, you shouldn't do hheh—eehw- that to yourself. body positivity olympics. yeah. hopefully olympics where

hopefully the olympics where everybody yeah but everybody overeats. yeah but don't everybody overeats. yeah but eeeh-eehee— everybody overeats. yeah but don't-eating contest- everybody overeats. yeah but don't-eating contest a. : yeah but don't eating contest a hot don't they eating contest a hot dog— don't they eating contest a hot dog eehhhee— don't they eating contest a hot dog eehhhee — don't they eating contest a hot dog eehhhee he— don't they eating contest a hot dog eating? is that- don't they eating contest a hot dog eating? is that what you mean? yeah but they- dog eating? 7 yeah but they don't run mean? yeah but they don't run hooh — mean? yeah but they don't run 100m afterwards. _ 7 yeah but they don't run 100m afterwards. : r:rtr yeah 100m afterwards. could do. yeah hheh— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah hhehweehe— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah hheh weehe he— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it .— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it. how— 100m afterwards. : r:rtr yeah that would be it . how far 100m afterwards. : r:rtr yeah that would be it. how far can you— that would be it. how far can wee reh— that would be it. how far can wee hhhe— that would be it. how far can you run. time times now leo. sweepi"9_ you run. time times now leo. sweeping reforms— you run. time times now leo. sweeping reforms in counting c weree— sweeping reforms in counting c weree eeeehhhe— sweeping reforms in counting c korea adopting western standards of korea adopting western standards er eee.— korea adopting western standards er eee. hhhe— korea adopting western standards of age. this feels— korea adopting western standards of age. this feels like colonialism - of age. this feels like colonialism .- of age. this feels like colonialism . yes. of age. this feels like colonialism .yes. of age. this feels like- colonialism . yes. the south colonialism. yes. the south koreans are going to become a year , in some cases two years year, in some cases two years younger . after the reform, the younger. after the reform, the system known as korean age by which people are reckoned to be significantly older than the length of time that they have been alive. i had a similar thing. i had a thing called a tender age. yeah, when i was single where i was five years younger than actually am. but younger than i actually am. but in you're a baby it's in korea you're a baby when it's born. year old at the born. is one year old at the moment birth gains moment of birth and gains another year. every new year's day. if you're born in day. so if you're born in december, you're suddenly two when you're only a week old because they they think first of all, they think the nine months you spend in womb is you spend in the womb is essentially a year. they round that essentially a year. they round hheh eh.— essentially a year. they round hheh ere-eehe— essentially a year. they round that up,-round it- essentially a year. they round that up,-round it up. - they round that up, round it up. “c13

that up, just round it up. they heeehe— that up, just round it up. they hheheee hhe— that up, just round it up. they include the twinkle the eye. include the twinkle in the eye. yeah, that's very nice. yeah, exactly. that's very nice. hhe— yeah, exactly. that's very nice. hhe-hh— yeah, exactly. that's very nice. hhe-hh-ewe.- yeah, exactly. that's very nice. hhe-hh-ewe. ahe- yeah, exactly. that's very nice. i the-in-eye. and then the twinkle in the eye. and then eeeewhw— the twinkle in the eye. and then eeeehehw. we— the twinkle in the eye. and then secondly, we, they— the twinkle in the eye. and then secondly, we, they they it secondly, we, they they do it here — secondly, we, they they do it here reheerw— secondly, we, they they do it from january first. so you're all-essentially. - from january first. so you're. all-essentially. -is all babies, essentially. this is hhe— all babies, essentially. this is hhe-hheh— all babies, essentially. this is the.that doesn't- all babies, essentially. this is the that doesn't get the bit that doesn't get mentioned. _ the bit that doesn't get mentioned. all babies are the hhhheewe— mentioned. all babies are the hhhheewe .— mentioned. all babies are the birthdays . the— mentioned. all babies are the birthdays . the birthdays birthdays. the birthdays ehhehehhw— birthdays. the birthdays officially the _ birthdays. the birthdays officially the 1st of january. veeh. — officially the 1st of january. weeh. hheh.— officially the 1st of january. yeah. right-they. officially the 1st of january. . yeah. right-they don't yeah. right. well they don't like of weird. it's like it's kind of weird. it's going bad for a bouncy going to be bad for a bouncy castle hire. yeah, it's all on eew. — castle hire. yeah, it's all on eew. cer— castle hire. yeah, it's all on one day. can you- castle hire. yeah, it's all on one day. can you come to my birthday party? well, that's a bit tricky. i suppose they have a workaround for it. i guess they just a workaround for it. i guess hhew reeh eeh-h.— a workaround for it. i guess they just don't. they- c i guess they just don't. they don't eehehrehe— they just don't. they don't celebrate individual do celebrate individual stuff, do theve— celebrate individual stuff, do hhew—rhehhei they, in korea? is that right? or he— they, in korea? is that right? or he hheh— they, in korea? is that right? or is that just— they, in korea? is that right? or is that just north korea? hhhe— or is that just north korea? hhhe he— or is that just north korea? this is south— or is that just north korea? this is south korea,- or is that just north korea? this is south korea, isn't it? it's very individual. maybe it's a very individual. maybe it's they it's different in fact, they have virtually either. have virtually no babies either. they have less than 1. they have one of the lowest— they have less than 1. they have one of the lowest fertility- one of the lowest fertility rehee— one of the lowest fertility rates-world. - one of the lowest fertility rates _world. but rates in the world. yeah, but i think racehorses do that, don't they? racehorses are officially born the 1st of january. born on the 1st of january. i think you know, and it think so. you know, and it doesn't harm to doesn't do them any harm to relationship news. now, chris skudder and woman has noticed skudder and a woman has noticed that her husband's salary fails to the fantasy version of to match the fantasy version of him that she thought she'd married woman lambasted

married. and woman lambasted ether— married. and woman lambasted eher heeehe— married. and woman lambasted after moaning about— : and woman lambasted after moaning about her heehehe-e— after moaning about her husband's salary. this story hehee— husband's salary. this story hehee heee— husband's salary. this story takes place on— husband's salary. this story takes place on mumsnet, so it's eehheehhe— takes place on mumsnet, so it's eehheehhe eh— takes place on mumsnet, so it's fantastic on mumsnet. am i being ehreeeeheehh— fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ?_ fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ? all— fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ? all one of their unreasonable? all one of their hhreeee. — unreasonable? all one of their hhreeee. hhe— unreasonable? all one of their threads. the poster described her heehehe— threads. the poster described her husband as— threads. the poster described her husband as well qualified ehe— her husband as well qualified ehe ehe— her husband as well qualified and she apparently he told her at and she apparently he told her eh hhe— and she apparently he told her at the beginning— and she apparently he told her at the beginning of the relationship— at the beginning of the relationship that he was going to relationship that he was going he eeh— relationship that he was going he eeh eeeh— relationship that he was going to get such and— relationship that he was going to get such and such a job and hheh— to get such and such a job and hen he— to get such and such a job and hen he hee— to get such and such a job and then he had earned so much by whehewer— then he had earned so much by whatever stage. _ then he had earned so much by whatever stage. it— then he had earned so much by whatever stage. it does sound hhhe— whatever stage. it does sound he ehe-e— whatever stage. it does sound like she's projected she would hhhe.— like she's projected she would hhhe-hhhe— like she's projected she would like.-time-gone- like she's projected she would like. time gone by. like. some time has gone by. hhhe— like. some time has gone by. hhhe heeeh— like. some time has gone by. this hasn't happened and she's eeeeh— this hasn't happened and she's eeeh-ahe— this hasn't happened and she's upset-and some- this hasn't happened and she's upset and some people upset about it. and some people are upset about it. and some people hehhhhe— upset about it. and some people are telling her— upset about it. and some people are telling her she's wrong. it eeehe— are telling her she's wrong. it eeehe hhhe— are telling her she's wrong. it sounds like she's— are telling her she's wrong. it sounds like she's just married the sounds like she's just married hhe wrehe— sounds like she's just married the wrong bloke,— sounds like she's just married the wrong bloke, doesn't it? wew.— the wrong bloke, doesn't it? wew—hee- the wrong bloke, doesn't it?- well,_he's married well, it seems like he's married the well, it seems like he's married hhe-eehee. — well, it seems like he's married the-woman. yeah. - well, it seems like he's married the woman. / yeah. well, it seems like he's married- the-woman. yeah. yeah. oh, the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, rhw eee.— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, rhw eee. lshe-e— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god. ishe's like— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god.ishe's like a— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god. ishe's like a vulture. - the wrong woman. / yeah. oh, my god. t my god. she's like a vulture. he's my god. she's like a vulture. he-e eerhhhe— my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40— my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40 grand- my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40 grand a- my god. t he's earning 40 grand a year. he— he's earning 40 grand a year. it's-terrible,— he's earning 40 grand a year. it's-terrible, but- he's earning 40 grand a year. it's terrible, but maybe he it's not terrible, but maybe he did it's not terrible, but maybe he ehe-her— it's not terrible, but maybe he ehe-her hhe— it's not terrible, but maybe he did her the impression that did give her the impression that he-er— did give her the impression that he-of ambition.- did give her the impression that he-of ambition. i- did give her the impression that he of ambition. i will he had a lot of ambition. i will say— he had a lot of ambition. i will eew ee— he had a lot of ambition. i will eew hhhe.— he had a lot of ambition. i will say one thing. it— he had a lot of ambition. i will say one thing. it doesn't sound hhhe— say one thing. it doesn't sound he hhew— say one thing. it doesn't sound he hhew eeh— say one thing. it doesn't sound like they got kids,— say one thing. it doesn't sound like they got kids, so you can't be like they got kids, so you can't hee-heh— like they got kids, so you can't hee-eeh hhere— like they got kids, so you can't be-but there is- like they got kids, so you can't be but there is definitely be sure. but there is definitely a be sure. but there is definitely eheeh— be sure. but there is definitely eheeh ereee— be sure. but there is definitely a test drone-in- be sure. but there is definitely a test drone in domestic a test drone drop in domestic eeeh— a test drone drop in domestic eeeh-ehe— a test drone drop in domestic aged and testosterone is aged men and testosterone is wheh— aged men and testosterone is wheh-heee— aged men and testosterone is what-need to— aged men and testosterone is what-need to-like. aged men and testosterone is what need to like over what you need to have like over rheheeheee— what you need to have like over ridiculous-of— what you need to have like over ridiculous of ambition ridiculous levels of ambition ehe— ridiculous levels of ambition ehe heh— ridiculous levels of ambition and risk taking,— ridiculous levels of ambition and risk taking, right? there and risk taking, right? so there is and risk taking, right? so there hee—h— and risk taking, right? so there hee—h hhe- and risk taking, right? so there

is_on the otherl is you know, and on the other heeeh— is you know, and on the other hand,.course,_ is you know, and on the other hand,.course, you- is you know, and on the other hand, course, you desperately hand, of course, you desperately weeh— hand, of course, you desperately eeeh—hhe- hand, of course, you desperately want—the house. hand, of course, you desperatelyl want—the house and want to get out of the house and eheh. —hhew. - want to get out of the house and ewre—hhew. h- stuff. so there's you know, it wehehe— stuff. so there's you know, it wehehele— stuff. so there's you know, it weighs i a little - stuff. so there's you know, it weighs a little bit, but it weighs up a little bit, but it h— weighs up a little bit, but it can i mean, it's— weighs up a little bit, but it can i mean, it's been shown to hewe— can i mean, it's been shown to have-evolutionary- can i mean, it's been shown to have evolutionary adaptive have an evolutionary adaptive eheeh. — have an evolutionary adaptive eheeh. vee— have an evolutionary adaptive effect. you become less us rheeeehhe— effect. you become less us masculine in— effect. you become less us masculine in house because masculine in the house because ehherwhee— otherwise you would be unfaithful— otherwise you would be. unfaithful—you unfaithful or whatever. you hhew.— unfaithful or whatever. you hhew—eehe- unfaithful or whatever. you| know, _ sorts of know, there are all sorts of hhhhee— know, there are all sorts of hhhhee hheh— know, there are all sorts of things that a— know, there are all sorts of things that a man would do if his hormones— things that a man would do if his hormones didn't adapt. so ehe— his hormones didn't adapt. so ehe-hewe— his hormones didn't adapt. so she-have not- his hormones didn't adapt. so she have not accounted for she might have not accounted for hheh.—erehehhw- she might have not accounted for that._probably buy. that. she should probably buyi eeheeh—e some boxing gloves and a and a ehe— some boxing gloves and a and a ehe-eew— some boxing gloves and a and a andlfew training,— some boxing gloves and a and a and few training, and she and a few training, and she eheehe— and a few training, and she eheehe eeh— and a few training, and she eheehe eeh e— and a few training, and she should get a job. : should get a job. she should she job instead of like trying to claw money out of her poor husband. and he should her husband. and he should leave her heewe— husband. and he should leave her hewe-rer— husband. and he should leave her heewe-eer hhe— husband. and he should leave her leave-for the hills.- leave like run for the hills. hhhe— leave like run for the hills. hhhe-heeeh- leave like run for the hills. this biggest flag this is the biggest red flag h-we— this is the biggest red flag i've ever-this- this is the biggest red flag i've ever-this is- this is the biggest red flag i've ever this is a bigger i've ever seen. this is a bigger ree— i've ever seen. this is a bigger ree hee— i've ever seen. this is a bigger ree hee hheh— i've ever seen. this is a bigger red flag than the— i've ever seen. this is a bigger red flag than the entire chinese errhw. — red flag than the entire chinese errhw. we— red flag than the entire chinese errhw. we eeh— red flag than the entire chinese army. we got 305— red flag than the entire chinese army. we got 305 to- red flag than the entire chinese army. �*vw�*ri 31 £50; r:rtr red flag than the entire chinese army. 3tr 30; army. we got 30s to do bakery news, leo and a dorset baker has been making holy bread. explain so this head baker has been ereee— so this head baker has been fired? well,— so this head baker has been fired? well, been so this head baker has been. fired? well,-been-and fired? well, he's been fired and hheh— fired? well, he's been fired and. hheh—ereee then awarded more than 15 grand for then awarded more than 15 grand her eehe— then awarded more than 15 grand her hehhe ehee— then awarded more than 15 grand for being fired because he was rhehhe— for being fired because he was rhehhe-whh— for being fired because he was making-with too- for being fired because he was making with too many making loaves with too many hehee—he- making loaves with too many holes—he said. making loaves with too many. holes—he said it's holes in them. and he said it's an holes in them. and he said it's eh eh— holes in them. and he said it's eh eh ehe— holes in them. and he said it's eh eh ehe heh— holes in them. and he said it's an art and not science. no an art and not a science. no ereee— an art and not a science. no hreee rhehhe— an art and not a science. no bread making is— an art and not a science. no bread making is a science. vee— bread making is a science. eeehe-he— bread making is a science. you've-to have- bread making is a science. you've to have everything you've got to have everything wehehee— weighed perfectly and the reason hhere-e— weighed perfectly and the reason there's-because- weighed perfectly and the reason there's because he's there's holes is because he's heewhhe— there's holes is because he's heewhhe h— there's holes is because he's heewhhe hh he— there's holes is because he's leaving it to rise— there's holes is because he's leaving it to rise too long to

get— leaving it to rise too long to eeh hheee— leaving it to rise too long to eeh hheee hhe— leaving it to rise too long to get those big holes. so he eheeh-h— get those big holes. so he doesn't know— get those big holes. so he doesn't know bake get those big holes. so he- doesn't know-bake bread doesn't know how to bake bread hehher— doesn't know how to bake bread hehher-eeee. — doesn't know how to bake bread hehher-eeee. - doesn't know how to bake bread better-does. i-thej better than he does. i like the heee— better than he does. i like the heeelhehw— better than he does. i like the idea holy bread though. that idea of holy bread though. that sounds a religious thing. sounds like a religious thing. yeah, the cracker. the show is nearly so let's take nearly over, so let's take another at another quick look at wednesday's sign wednesday's front pages. no sign of bread any of them. of artisan bread on any of them. the mail seven days of the daily mail has seven days of nhs as senior doctors walk nhs chaos as senior doctors walk out the daily express. i want to be brutally honest with the public. that's matt, not nick hancock . the financial times. hancock. the financial times. putin admits kremlin paid billions to bankroll wagner's paramilitary is the i putin plane flies russian diplomats home from america. the times water bills will rise by up to 40% amid crises and the daily star pack your wag state dogs on houday star pack your wag state dogs on holiday with you . those were holiday with you. those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, leo kearse and cressida wetton. we're back tomorrow. at the same time, i'll be joined by josh howie and nick dixon. if you're watching the 5 am, repeat, stay for repeat, stay tuned for breakfast. good night

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