died from accidental drowning. senior— died from accidental drowning. senior coroner— died from accidental drowning. senior coroner dr. _ died from accidental drowning. senior coroner dr. james a&e tom— senior coroner dr. james a&e tom the— senior coroner dr. james a&e told the inquest— senior coroner dr. james a&e told the inquest nicola bully feu— told the inquest nicola bully feu into— told the inquest nicola bully fell into the— told the inquest nicola bully fell into the cold water and gave— fell into the cold water and gave no— fell into the cold water and gave no indication of any intention— gave no indication of any intention to— gave no indication of any intention to take her own life. ms buny— intention to take her own life. ms bully disappeared in january whilst— ms bully disappeared in january whilst out— ms bully disappeared in january whilst out walking her dog along the n...— whilst out walking her dog along the whe— whilst out walking her dog along the river. wyre her— whilst out walking her dog along the river. wyre her body was tethe— the river. wyre her body was teuht three— the river. wyre her body was found three weeks later. lancashire _ found three weeks later. lancashire police say they hope the hquth— lancashire police say they hope the hquth wttt— lancashire police say they hope the inquiry will put an end to the inquiry will put an end to the ht— the inquiry will put an end to the ill informed— the inquiry will put an end to the ill informed speculation whteh— the ill informed speculation whteh hee— the ill informed speculation which has been— the ill informed speculation which has been so damaging to htttt-e— which has been so damaging to we tehtty— which has been so damaging to nikki's family ._ which has been so damaging to nikki's family. hospital consultant— nikki's family. hospital consultant in england at a walk out next— consultant in england at a walk out next month— consultant in england at a walk out next month in— consultant in england at a walk out next month in a dispute over pay -— out next month in a dispute over pay . hehhete— out next month in a dispute over pay . hehhete et— out next month in a dispute over pay . members of the british pay. members of the british hetteet— pay. members of the british medical association voted in them— medical association voted in t et— medical association voted in favour of strikes— medical association voted in favour of strikes on the 20th ent— favour of strikes on the 20th the zet— favour of strikes on the 20th the ztet et— favour of strikes on the 20th and 21st of july— favour of strikes on the 20th and 21st of july unless a etetthte— and 21st of july unless a credible offer- and 21st of july unless a credible offer is forthcoming . credible offer is forthcoming. heenwhtte— credible offer is forthcoming. meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended— meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended the— meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended the e— meanwhile, nurses strikes have ended after a ballot for further htuethet— ended after a ballot for further industrial action— ended after a ballot for further industrial action failed to meet the teeth— industrial action failed to meet the teget set/e— industrial action failed to meet the legal 50% threshold. the teeth— the legal 50% threshold. the teyet cetteee— the legal 50% threshold. the royal college of— the legal 50% threshold. the royal college of nursing said enh— royal college of nursing said ehty hete— royal college of nursing said ehty est/e et— royal college of nursing said only 43% of members cast their vete— only 43% of members cast their vote .— only 43% of members cast their vote . the— only 43% of members cast their vote . the health— only 43% of members cast their vote . the health secretary, vote. the health secretary, though— vote. the health secretary, though, ethe— vote. the health secretary, though, says he's ready to work

teeth— though, says he's ready to work teeth wtth— though, says he's ready to work again wtth the— though, says he's ready to work again with the rcn going tethere— again with the rcn going toward. — again with the rcn going forward. we— again with the rcn going forward. �*ftt�*tz; f: again with the rcn going forward. f: : again with the rcn going- forward. we reached a deal with the nhs staff council that the majority of trade unions agreed to and pleased that the rcn have now ended their industrial action and we stand ready to work in partnership with the nhs staff council as a whole. but also with the rcn. there are a number of aspects of our deal with the agenda for change unions . we continue to work with unions. we continue to work with them and we stand ready to do so with the rcn. now news away from home. the belarusian president ethe— home. the belarusian president says the— home. the belarusian president eeye the wagner— the belarusian president says the wagner group of mercenaries— says the wagner group of mercenaries and their boss, veveehy— mercenaries and their boss, yevgeny prigozhin , is now in yevgeny prigozhin, is now in hearts— yevgeny prigozhin, is now in hetetue .— yevgeny prigozhin, is now in belarus . alexander lukashenko belarus. alexander lukashenko had belarus. alexander lukashenko hat htevteuety— belarus. alexander lukashenko had previously offered the mercenary chief a relocation teet— mercenary chief a relocation teet te— mercenary chief a relocation teet to he— mercenary chief a relocation deal to his country. help to end setuttey-e— deal to his country. help to end saturday's march— deal to his country. help to end saturday's march on moscow. wagner— saturday's march on moscow. wagner teete— saturday's march on moscow. wagner troops were told they had three— wagner troops were told they had three choices. _ wagner troops were told they had three choices. they— wagner troops were told they had three choices. they could either join— three choices. they could either join the— three choices. they could either join the russian— three choices. they could either join the russian army, move to teams— join the russian army, move to hetetue wtth— join the russian army, move to belarus with their— join the russian army, move to belarus with their leader or retent— belarus with their leader or eutht te— belarus with their leader or return to their—

belarus with their leader or return to their families . it return to their families. it comes as the _ return to their families. it comes as the kremlin says vtetthh— comes as the kremlin says vladimir putin's position has not vladimir putin's position has hot teen— vladimir putin's position has not been shaken— vladimir putin's position has not been shaken by the attempted huthy— not been shaken by the attempted huthy .— not been shaken by the attempted huthy . eh— not been shaken by the attempted huthy . eh newe— not been shaken by the attempted mutiny. gb news picked up double tric mutiny. gb news picked up double the awarde— mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today— mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today ._ mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today . gb news tric awards today. gb news haeattaet— tric awards today. gb news breakfast. one— tric awards today. gb news breakfast. one multi—channel news programme— breakfast. one multi—channel news programme of the year heathe— news programme of the year beating established news outlet manha— beating established news outlet morning offerings and nigel tataae— morning offerings and nigel tataae was— morning offerings and nigel farage was awarded news hesehtet— farage was awarded news presenter of _ farage was awarded news presenter of the year , much to presenter of the year, much to the— presenter of the year, much to the swhhse— presenter of the year, much to the surprise of— presenter of the year, much to the surprise of the seated guests— the surprise of the seated gwests aha— the surprise of the seated guests and glittering afternoon ceremony which— guests and glittering afternoon ceremony which took place at the grosvenor house— ceremony which took place at the grosvenor house hotel in london. stehheh— grosvenor house hotel in london. stehheh whea— grosvenor house hotel in london. stephen dixon and— grosvenor house hotel in london. stephen dixon and ellie castawa— stephen dixon and ellie costello. weekend news presenters— costello. weekend news presenters on- costello. weekend news presenters on the breakfast programme— presenters on the breakfast programme were evident, tettghtet— programme were evident, delighted at— programme were evident, delighted at receiving the trophy. — delighted at receiving the teeth. the— delighted at receiving the trophy. mc delighted at receiving the trophy. 1.11 e trophy. the public, they like what we do and it feels so nice to be up against stiff competition, doesn't it.7 like itv, like bbc? and competition, doesn't it? like itv, like bbc? and it's us that steps away with the gong. it feels amazing, steps away with the gong. it feels amazing , doesn't it? it feels amazing, doesn't it? it feels amazing, doesn't it? it feels really, really good.- z : c 7 it feels really, really good. in a minute.— feels really, really good. in a minute. i— feels really, really good. in a minute. i just— feels really, really good. in a minute. i just love it. i just want— minute. i just love it. i just want to— minute. i just love it. i just want to be— minute. i just love it. i just want to be like, yes. congratulations to . congratulations to all want to be like, yes. - congratulations to all those on screen and indeed— congratulations to all those on screen and indeed those behind

the scenes— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this is— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this is . the scenes. this is. gb news. meek— the scenes. this is. gb news. | thank you.— the scenes. this is. gb news. . thank you, polly,- the scenes. this is. gb news. - thank you, polly, and. thank you, polly, and congratulate our congratulate to all our colleagues. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm simon evans, taking through wednesday's taking you through wednesday's best headlines. a man who likes to swear the aptly named leo curse and the aptly named cressida wetton as well. aptly named because she lives on a boat. there we are. that's taken some of the finest minds in west london. good. 3 or 4 seconds to come up with that tradition. we crowbar in. i'm afraid, a few pounds , but we are about to look pounds, but we are about to look at the front pages, which are, after all, the natural home of puns. well, let's see what we've got this evening. we've got seven days of nhs chaos . a seven days of nhs chaos. a senior doctors walk out . that is senior doctors walk out. that is the daily mail. also sarah vine. how i had my breast groped at

number 10 daily express. that sounds like a self—help guide, doesn't it? daily express . yes. doesn't it? daily express. yes. i want to be brutally honest with the public. nothing to do with the public. nothing to do with groping breasts. he's talking about covid deaths. the financial times. putin admits kremlin paid billions to bankroll wagner's wagner's whatever you want to call them , whatever you want to call them, the paramilitaries. i should imagine that carpet cost a fair few quid as well. the i. putin plane flies russian diplomats home from america . and a little home from america. and a little bit of news about the england test side. the times water bills will rise by up to 40% amid crisis. russian hat sizes rise by similar amounts. by the look of it, the daily star. pack your wags that is the advice that dogs need a mental health restoring holiday this summer as well . after the glory years of well. after the glory years of lockdown when they are finding it rough. so those were your front pages . so we begin with

front pages. so we begin with the daily express. leo and nick hancock. matt hancock . the daily express. leo and nick hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. not nick.- ff matt hancock. mac ff not nick. sorry there's hancock. not nick. sorry there's a hancock. not nick. sorry there's eehrewbeek— hancock. not nick. sorry there's a throwback to— hancock. not nick. sorry there's a throwback to the— ff not nick. sorry there's a throwback to the past . that'd a throwback to the past. that'd be e— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist be— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist in the— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist in the tale of brbeb-s— be a twist in the tale of britain's covid- be a twist in the tale of britain's covid inquiry. nick beneeeb— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over it— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over it is now there's a variant. — hancock over it is now there's a variant. se— hancock over it is now there's a new variant. so yeah , matt new variant. so yeah, matt beeseeb— new variant. so yeah, matt hancock has— new variant. so yeah, matt hancock has said that britain's strategy— hancock has said that britain's sbebegy br— hancock has said that britain's strategy for pandemics was eempbebeb— strategy for pandemics was completely wrong because it did not consider— completely wrong because it did not consider to— completely wrong because it did not consider to how stop a new disease— not consider to how stop a new ebseese .— not consider to how stop a new ebseese . ane— not consider to how stop a new disease . and he— not consider to how stop a new disease . and he said central to disease. and he said central to pandemic— disease. and he said central to pandemic planning needs to be bew— pandemic planning needs to be bew ee— pandemic planning needs to be bew be you— pandemic planning needs to be how be you seep— pandemic planning needs to be how do you stop the disaster bem— how do you stop the disaster from happening— how do you stop the disaster from happening in the first place?— from happening in the first base? bew— from happening in the first place? how do— from happening in the first place? how do you suppress the viruse— place? how do you suppress the virus? whereas— place? how do you suppress the virus? whereas previously they just— virus? whereas previously they were just talking— virus? whereas previously they were just talking about can we buy— were just talking about can we buy enough— were just talking about can we buy enough-bees- were just talking about can we buy enough bags where are buy enough body bags where are we buy enough body bags where are eve-bury— buy enough body bags where are we-buw-eeeee- buy enough body bags where are we bury dead? stuff we going to bury the dead? stuff like we going to bury the dead? stuff bke-bbeuebb— we going to bury the dead? stuff like-thought when- we going to bury the dead? stuff like thought when i saw like that. i thought when i saw the headline— like that. i thought when i saw the headline and— like that. i thought when i saw the headline and i saw, you knew.— the headline and i saw, you know,_admitsj know, matt hancock admits that she,— know, matt hancock admits that bbe—bbe— know, matt hancock admits that the,-the approach - know, matt hancock admits that the, the approach to the, you know, the approach to the, you know, the approach to the pandemic— the, you know, the approach to the pandemic was— the, you know, the approach to the pandemic was wrong. i bought— the pandemic was wrong. i bought be— the pandemic was wrong. i thought he was— the pandemic was wrong. i thought he was going to say, yeeb— thought he was going to say, yeeb-e— thought he was going to say, yeeb-e big- thought he was going to say, yeah, a big mistake yeah, we made a big mistake seeking— yeah, we made a big mistake seeking-we— yeah, we made a big mistakei locking-we-have locking down. we should have bene— locking down. we should have bone—ebb- locking down. we should have. bone—ebe-yeu done what sweden did and, you knew.— done what sweden did and, you knew-economy- done what sweden did and, you know, economy running know, kept our economy running and know, kept our economy running ebb-knew,— know, kept our economy running and know, throwing and not, you know, throwing mbbens— and not, you know, throwing mbbens ef— and not, you know, throwing millions of people into mental beebb— millions of people into mental beebb-ene— millions of people into mental health and children health crises and stop children getting—bub- health crises and stop children getting—bub b-sl getting an education. but it's

not getting an education. but it's nee-eb— getting an education. but it's nee-eb-be-s- getting an education. but it's not at he's basically not that at all. he's basically saying—rebel saying we should have more seeks. — saying we should have more locks. -should- saying we should have more locks. -should have. saying we should have more locks. : g locks. we should have gone the other way because they had various wargaming scenarios, didn't came up didn't they, that they came up with. remember when with. and i remember when boris johnson appeared johnson famously appeared on holly couch, as it holly and phil's couch, as it then still and he looked then was still and he looked like he was the bad guy. but but i remember i remember him sitting there talking about, you know, is essentially, know, what is essentially, you know, what is essentially, you know, a kind of brace brace know, like a kind of brace brace , you know, and that was it. that was the whole of the strategy. right. just like tough it out, which is a very boris johnson strategy, actually. he was with that. and was quite happy with that. and they were like, no, no, need they were like, no, no, we need we nanny we need vastly more nanny state kind to the whole. kind of approach to the whole. it sounds quite similar to the bees— it sounds quite similar to the great barrington_ it sounds quite similar to the great barrington declaration, beesn-b— great barrington declaration, ebesnb be — great barrington declaration, doesn't it? imean,- great barrington declaration, doesn't it? i bibi" c doesn't it? i mean, they weren't quite saying it and quite saying tough it out and they weren't saying they certainly weren't saying let rip. but yeah, let it let it rip. but yeah, same as you. i- c c b but yeah, same as you. i thought i bought.— same as you. i thought i bought, eb— same as you. i thought i thought, oh, we're going to finally— thought, oh, we're going to bnebb—b- thought, oh, we're going to finally—it was. thought, oh, we're going to. finally—it was all finally hear that. it was all a bit much, but instead it sounds more like the planning is preparing us for this to happen again, it? we should again, doesn't it? we should have-b— again, doesn't it? we should have-it more,- again, doesn't it? we should have-it more, you- 33g " : c c7 we should have it more, you know, have done it more, you know, next— have done it more, you know, next time— have done it more, you know, next time we'll— have done it more, you know, next time we'll do it and next time we'll do it harder and fasten—n-

next time we'll do it harder and faster._| mean,- faster. no, thanks. i mean, bene— faster. no, thanks. i mean, bbene ene— faster. no, thanks. i mean, there are certain specific examples of incompetence i think most people now that most people do now accept that the home strategy was was the care home strategy was was pretty callous pretty brutal and callous and unnecessary. said unnecessary. but having said that, i know how, because that, i don't know how, because the you should the implication is you should have people have kept those people in hospital longer. well, can't hospital longer. well, you can't have hospitals just full of have your hospitals just full of old that's we have old people. that's why we have care in the first place, care homes in the first place, because they're quite because they're never quite well enough are they? enough to go home, are they? that's the trouble. yeah that's the situation. although somebody senbenee— the situation. although somebody compared—ebel compared the discharging of old beebbe—bnb- compared the discharging of old pebble—inns eenel people sick with covid into care bees— people sick with covid into care nenes-bbe— people sick with covid into care homes,-like-sort- people sick with covid into care homes,-like-sort of. homes, it was like the sort of siege— homes, it was like the sort of siege bene— homes, it was like the sort of siege tactic of— homes, it was like the sort of siege tactic of firing diseased beebes—en- siege tactic of firing diseased. bodies—or famously bodies over the wall or famously nnen—bnee- bodies over the wall or famously| when—into russia when they sent lenin into russia enn— when they sent lenin into russia with - described - when they sent lenin into russia with - described him - when they sent lenin into russia with described him as with churchill described him as a with churchill described him as e plague— with churchill described him as a plague bacillus— with churchill described him as a plague bacillus . $3 with churchill described him as a plague bacillus . 3q1 a plague bacillus. right. the germans had well, he was in switzerland, lenin, and they decided to they sent him in a sealed train to saint petersburg, knowing he petersburg, knowing that he would bolshevik would trigger the bolshevik revolution would would revolution that would would force out of the war. force russia out of the war. right. but anyway, quite, quite beneat— right. but anyway, quite, quite bebbeeb .— right. but anyway, quite, quite topical , slightly— 3q1 but anyway, quite, quite topical , slightly strategic topical, slightly more strategic for topical, slightly more strategic fen enene-s— topical, slightly more strategic for there's just— topical, slightly more strategic for there's just there's just a eenbbe— for there's just there's just a eenbbe en— for there's just there's just a couple of bits— for there's just there's just a couple of bits good for, couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers_ couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers ._ couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers . so— couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers . so apparently for brexiteers. so apparently bene— for brexiteers. so apparently brexit regarding medicine brexit helped regarding medicine neennenenb— brexit helped regarding medicine beennennene — brexit helped regarding medicine procurement . oh— brexit helped regarding medicine procurement . o" brexit helped regarding medicine procurement. o" i brexit helped regarding medicine procurement. i procurement. oh this is in the hancock story. yeah. and also i

n— hancock story. yeah. and also i n den-e— hancock story. yeah. and also i mean i don't know— hancock story. yeah. and also i mean i don't know if— ff soy yeah. and also i mean i don't know if the vaccine neenenene— mean i don't know if the vaccine neennennene is— mean i don't know if the vaccine procurement is, but— mean i don't know if the vaccine procurement is, but we previously— procurement is, but we previously know that it helped winn— previously know that it helped with vaccine _ previously know that it helped with vaccine procurement as well beese— with vaccine procurement as well because-weren-e— with vaccine procurement as well because .weren't-in. because we weren't lumped in winn— because we weren't lumped in ebb-knew.- with this, you know, bureaucratic european process. y...— bureaucratic european process. ves. ebee-s— bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming— bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming that- bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming that the vaccines a thing. vaccines were a good thing. of course. still, at some course. but still, at some point, you it off, if you point, if you cut it off, if you just, like, isolate it. next up is the guardian, cressida. yeah, going with nick yeah, they're going with nick ebb— yeah, they're going with nick ebb nbeebe— yeah, they're going with nick gibb nicola story. turns out her deben— gibb nicola story. turns out her eeeen wes— gibb nicola story. turns out her death was accidental . that's. death was accidental. that's. inns-s— death was accidental. that's. bnee-s ene— death was accidental. that's. that's the verdict died accidentally - that's the verdict died accidentally from drowning. cenenen— accidentally from drowning. coroner rules— accidentally from drowning. coroner rules ._ accidentally from drowning. coroner rules . so lancashire coroner rules. so lancashire coroner records— coroner rules. so lancashire coroner records verdict of eeebeeneeb— coroner records verdict of accidental death and finds nengege— accidental death and finds mortgage broker died shortly ener— mortgage broker died shortly after falling— mortgage broker died shortly after falling in— mortgage broker died shortly after falling in the river. so ens— after falling in the river. so ens bs— after falling in the river. so ens is n— after falling in the river. so this is i guess— after falling in the river. so this is i guess some some relief webb— this is i guess some some relief web, neb— this is i guess some some relief well, not relief.— this is i guess some some relief well, not relief. some comfort to well, not relief. some comfort be ene— well, not relief. some comfort be be nanny— well, not relief. some comfort be be benbb .— well, not relief. some comfort to the family . the idea that it to the family. the idea that it snbebbe— to the family. the idea that it was suicide has— to the family. the idea that it was suicide has now been put to beb— was suicide has now been put to bed. bnene-s— was suicide has now been put to bed. bnene-s e— was suicide has now been put to bed. there's a lot— was suicide has now been put to bed. there's a lot of discussion ebenb— bed. there's a lot of discussion ebenb bne— bed. there's a lot of discussion about the lancashire police. the ebnen— about the lancashire police. the ebnen bne— about the lancashire police. the other time they— about the lancashire police. the other time they were suggesting she other time they were suggesting sne nbenb— other time they were suggesting she might have— other time they were suggesting she might have been drunk. yeah, bneb-s— she might have been drunk. yeah, bneb-s new— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been put— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been put to bed as web.— that's now been put to bed as web. sne— that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. _ that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. 1;bi that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. b1.2; that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. 1;b2; well. she wasn't. there was no i mean i don't know you say that's put to bed but actually that wasn't a stain on her wasn't so much a stain on her character. it was much more

considered to be a problem with the communications the police communications department the police communications departnthat isn't necessarily it? and that isn't necessarily put to bed because the police were criticised for their were being criticised for their handung were being criticised for their handling and the handling of the case and the investigation. almost investigation. so they almost nebeeseb— investigation. so they almost released that— investigation. so they almost released that-a— qnsb. o“ so they almost released that a released released that as a released benseneb— released that as a released personal information about her, her personal information about her, nee—sbnneebes- her history and struggles with the her history and struggles with bne—enb- her history and struggles with the—and alcohol. her history and struggles with. the—and alcohol and the menopause and alcohol and sbnbn— the menopause and alcohol and bun—ebb- the menopause and alcohol and sbnbn —enb be - the menopause and alcohol and stuff,_out to not. stuff, which turned out to not be nebevenb— stuff, which turned out to not be relevant whatsoever. they nebeeseb— be relevant whatsoever. they nebeeseb-be— be relevant whatsoever. they released -to sort- be relevant whatsoever. they released to sort of released that to sort of bbsbneeb— released that to sort of distract from - released that to sort of distract from their own poor nenbbne— distract from their own poor nenbbne eb— distract from their own poor handling of the— distract from their own poor handling of the case. i might be misremembering. _ handling of the case. i might be misremembering. i seem to remember photograph out remember a photograph came out which certain kind of which like certain kind of people in the world, people that exist in the world, obviously on social media, obviously on on social media, but analysing to see signs of sort of marital abuse and that sort of marital abuse and that sort thing. you know, was sort of thing. you know, it was it toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation. there:oxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation . there are a as a conversation. there are a lot as a conversation. there are a beb eb— as a conversation. there are a beb eb sen— as a conversation. there are a beb eb sen eb— as a conversation. there are a lot of sort of diy_ o" there are a lot of sort of diy detectives ene— lot of sort of diy detectives and ennbbbs— lot of sort of diy detectives and pundits going to the to the site:— and pundits going to the to the be sen— and pundits going to the to the be sen eb— and pundits going to the to the site, sort of domestic billing. ceb. — site, sort of domestic billing. ceb. been— site, sort of domestic billing. ceb. been ._ site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean,— site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean, it's- site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean, it's horrific. but this is the world we live in now, isn't it? this is black mirror territory , of course. mirror territory, of course. well, i hope people that well, i hope people accept that verdict. i is it's so hard verdict. i mean, is it's so hard to accept, isn't it, whether it's housewife and mother it's just a housewife and mother or president the or it's the president of the united states, you kind of united states, when you kind of go people die unexpected,

go when people die unexpected, oddly, of go, oddly, you just kind of go, there more to it. but there must be more to it. but yeah, not always. next up is the i. leo so the i has putin's plane flies russian diplomats home russian home from america so a russian government plane one of the few that been shot down by by that hasn't been shot down by by wagner and it's flown to washington dc to ferry these key diplomats back to moscow amid rising tensions with the west. i mean, the tensions getting nbenen— i mean, the tensions getting nbgnen new— i mean, the tensions getting higher, how far— i mean, the tensions getting higher, how far how high can bensbens— higher, how far how high can tensions-it's- higher, how far how high can tensions-it's part- higher, how far how high can tensions it's part forms tensions go? but it's part forms part— tensions go? but it's part forms pen eb— tensions go? but it's part forms part of vladimir— tensions go? but it's part forms part of vladimir putin's special bbenb— part of vladimir putin's special flight squadron,— part of vladimir putin's special flight squadron, his presidential fleet that were used— presidential fleet that were used e— presidential fleet that were nseb e ben— presidential fleet that were used a few days ago to evacuate all,— used a few days ago to evacuate an, yen— used a few days ago to evacuate ebb, yen knew.— used a few days ago to evacuate all, you know, putin and all his gevennnenb— all, you know, putin and all his government from _ all, you know, putin and all his government from his 911, wasn't it? government from his 911, wasn't be — government from his 911, wasn't be be— government from his 911, wasn't be be wes— government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like— government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like kind- government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like kind of- government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like kind of jumped on the plane to get out of there. yeah, yeah, yeah. he did there. yeah, yeah, yeah. he did bne eeeesbe— .1;bi yeah, yeah, yeah. he did the opposite. zelenskyy did zebensbww— the opposite. zelenskyy did zebensbw wen— the opposite. zelenskyy did zelenskyy you know, kyiv was exeeebeb— zelenskyy you know, kyiv was expected-in- zelenskyy you know, kyiv was expected in. zelenskyy expected to fall in. zelenskyy webbe— expected to fall in. zelenskyy would .executed - expected to fall in. zelenskyy would executed and zelenskyy would be executed and zelenskyy zebensbww— would be executed and zelenskyy zelenskyy-so— would be executed and zelenskyy zelenskyy so putin, you zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you knew.— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you knew. sneweb— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know, showed his— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know, showed his weakness by by beebne. — know, showed his weakness by by beebne. -bwb— know, showed his weakness by by fleeing. -but this— know, showed his weakness by by fleeing. but this means fleeing. but but this means web.— fleeing. but but this means web-knew.— fleeing. but but this means that, know, these diplomats that, you know, these diplomats bneb— that, you know, these diplomats web-gene— that, you know, these diplomats that-goinglrussia,- that are going to russia, bnew-b— that are going to russia, they'll take— that are going to russia, they'll take intelligence with men.— they'll take intelligence with bben—ben-bi they'll take intelligence with. them. _don't know . them. apparently, i don't know. i them. apparently, i don't know. b—bneb— them. apparently, i don't know. b—bneb nee.- them. apparently, i don't know. b—bneb nene. .- i mean, it says that here. i ben-b— i mean, it says that here. i ben-b-beebbe- i mean, it says that here. i don't people have i mean, it says that here. i. don't-people have got don't know if people have got

webs/ebb.— don't know if people have got whatsapp, probably whatsapp, they can probably send it whatsapp, they can probably send b-bneb. — whatsapp, they can probably send b-bneb. -b-s— whatsapp, they can probably send it-that. _it's true. - it over that. well, it's true. i mean, you do wonder what how necessary these channels are in an where we can all send an era where we can all send encrypt messages one another. encrypt messages to one another. putin's i this isn't putin's i mean, this isn't directly related to this story, but do it sort of got but i do find it sort of got like alluded to there. putin had pretended , projected himself to pretended, projected himself to be such an extraordinary strong man , like a literal physical man, like a literal physical strongman for so many years. those famous photographs of him riding around bare chested on horseback and angling in the great russian wilderness and what have you , you know, what have you, you know, he looks kind physics , weak and looks kind of physics, weak and exhausted now, doesn't he exhausted now, doesn't he? he looks weird. and i wouldn't necessarily raise that in the case every foreign leader, case of every foreign leader, you had you know, even one that had started but i feel like started a war. but i feel like thatis started a war. but i feel like that is a serious issue for him. you know , the fact that russia i you know, the fact that russia i mean, you can't imagine this guy, don't they ? exactly. yeah. guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely— guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely ._ guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely . i— q“ zo�* . 01257 exactly. yeah. no, absolutely . i don't. i think no, absolutely. i don't. i think wnen— no, absolutely. i don't. i think wnen we— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look at— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look at it through our ewes— when we look at it through our ewes-b— when we look at it through our eyes-if-compare- when we look at it through our eyes if compare him to eyes and if you compare him to bbsnb— eyes and if you compare him to bbsnb swneb— eyes and if you compare him to bbsnb swneb .— eyes and if you compare him to rishi sunak , i— eyes and if you compare him to rishi sunak , i mean, we've just rishi sunak, i mean, we've just got different priorities, newen-b— got different priorities, haven't not haven't we? yeah, we're not beebne— haven't we? yeah, we're not beebne-bwb— haven't we? yeah, we're not looking but when you see as looking for. but when you see as

it looking for. but when you see as b gees— looking for. but when you see as b gees en— looking for. but when you see as b gees bn, ._ looking for. but when you see as b gees bn, . sen— looking for. but when you see as it goes in, i can remember the ee— it goes in, i can remember the ee bne. — it goes in, i can remember the name of the. yeah.- it goes in, i can remember the name of the. / it goes in, i can remember the name of the. you?" 311" it goes in, i can remember the name of the. you?" w1" name of the. yeah. when you see him, i mean he's an him, i mean he's not an attractive figure but you do see in khrushchev in that the kind of khrushchev kind menace he's got the kind of menace he's got the whole is imagine whole thing is like, imagine you'd collar on most of you'd have a collar on most of the time. it's like the sopranos on the time. it's like the sopranos en sbenebs— the time. it's like the sopranos on steroids. it's— g it's like the sopranos on steroids. it's amazing. but g it's like the sopranos on prigozhinit's amazing. but g it's like the sopranos on prigozhin andimazing. but g it's like the sopranos on prigozhin and wagner, but g it's like the sopranos on prigozhin and wagner, those so prigozhin and wagner, those beeps— so prigozhin and wagner, those beeps, bnew-ne— so prigozhin and wagner, those troops, they're going to belarus ene— troops, they're going to belarus enb ebbenenbw— troops, they're going to belarus and apparently they've been bwbbbng— and apparently they've been building—it's- building the camps. it's eebwebw— building the camps. it's actually going to happen. but bnen— actually going to happen. but bnen wen-we— actually going to happen. but bnen wen-we geb— actually going to happen. but then you've got wonder, then you've got to wonder, is wegnen—ewenl then you've got to wonder, is. wagner—over, take wagner going to take over, take ewe-ven— wagner going to take over, take over-you know,- wagner going to take over, take over-you know, do- wagner going to take over, take over you know, do a over belarus, you know, do a sewe— over belarus, you know, do a sense en— over belarus, you know, do a sense en-bs- over belarus, you know, do a coup on is lukashenko, coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the coup on minsk? is lukashenko, bne enesbenb— coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the president of— coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the president of belarus, going to the president of belarus, going be bnen— the president of belarus, going be bnen gebng— the president of belarus, going to then going to— the president of belarus, going to then going to instead, you knew.— to then going to instead, you knew-even— to then going to instead, you know, over moscow ? to then going to instead, you- know,-over moscow ? is that know, take over moscow? is that going— know, take over moscow? is that gebng be — know, take over moscow? is that gebng be be— know, take over moscow? is that gebng be be e— know, take over moscow? is that going to be a new i mean, some people lukashenko and people are saying lukashenko and wagner a new kind wagner could become a new kind of fighting unit because their actual real troops that have been battle for a long time. been in battle for a long time. so they're hardened troops so new— so they're hardened troops so be eewbb— so they're hardened troops so they could like— so they're hardened troops so they could like just fold any bebeneb— they could like just fold any national guard— they could like just fold any national guard in g national guard in half. so it's very— national guard in half. so it's very interesting,— national guard in half. so it's very interesting, as— national guard in half. so it's very interesting, as people very interesting, as most people have switched now have seemed to have switched now from of traditional from a kind of traditional statesman model an statesman politician model to an organised crime yeah. the organised crime model. yeah. the only way to understand russia is not to look at any other kind of

political is to read up about lucky luciano and you know, 80% of prigozhin guys have come straight out of prison. he's rescued them from -a l straight out of prison. he'si rescued them from -a 20 straight out of prison. he's- rescued them from -a 20 year rescued them from like a 20 year ensen— rescued them from like a 20 year ensen-se— rescued them from like a 20 year prison _so they're - prison sentence. so they're gube— prison sentence. so they're gwbe-enb— prison sentence. so they're quite-and quite- prison sentence. so they're quite and quite scary guys quite loyal and quite scary guys , i quite loyal and quite scary guys . . bbbnb— quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. _ quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. and— quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. ': .1;bi , i think. yeah. and there's a lot of, you know, special forces in military have, in russian military that have, you got of you know, got a lot of experience and they're experience and then they're going a lot more money. going to earn a lot more money. yeah. you know, we yeah. yeah. well, you know, we sen-b— yeah. yeah. well, you know, we sen-b eenebebn— yeah. yeah. well, you know, we can't complain-had- you?" yeah. well, you know, we can't complain. had its can't complain. britain had its mercenary years— can't complain. britain had its mercenary years as well . we mercenary years as well. we bnbsneb— mercenary years as well. we finished-section- mercenary years as well. we finished section with a finished this section with a baby— finished this section with a baby sben— finished this section with a daily star cressida pack your wags— daily star cressida pack your wegs expen— daily star cressida pack your wags expert warns, i don't know wne— wags expert warns, i don't know wne bne— wags expert warns, i don't know wne bne expen— wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is.— wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is. _ wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is. warns that bew— who the expert is. warns that 99% of most certainly my mother in law . oh really. yeah massive in law. oh really. yeah massive dog— in law. oh really. yeah massive beg ben— in law. oh really. yeah massive beg nbn 99%— in law. oh really. yeah massive beg ten 99% ee— in law. oh really. yeah massive dog fan 99% of dogs— 1 oh really. yeah massive dog fan 99% of dogs need a nebbbw— dog fan 99% of dogs need a nebbbw be— dog fan 99% of dogs need a holiday to improve mental nebbn. — holiday to improve mental nebbn. ob.— holiday to improve mental health. oh, isn't- holiday to improve mental health. 0" g health. oh, isn't that fascinating? i mean, i a big dog person. i used to work in doggy day—care. okay. but i think dogs like routine, don't they? yeah, dogs famously don't like strange things. so i feel like this is a lot of human projection. well, they certainly don't. i mean, they certainly don't. i mean, bne enebegnben— they certainly don't. i mean, the photograph there,- they certainly don't. i mean, the photograph there, i- so" . i mean, the photograph there, i mean, ebwewsbw— the photograph there, i mean,- obviously—amusing obviously intended to be amusing . bub—

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listening to gb news radio . and listening to gb news radio. and welcome back to headliners. i'm your host, simon evans. i'm- your host, simon evans. i'm tebneb— your host, simon evans. i'm tebneb bw— your host, simon evans. i'm tebneb by nwby— your host, simon evans. i'm joined by fully licenced comedians— joined by fully licenced comedians leo aukus chris sbwbben— comedians leo aukus chris skudder wetton. so leo, we kick

off skudder wetton. so leo, we kick eb wbn— skudder wetton. so leo, we kick off with media— skudder wetton. so leo, we kick off with media news now in the webbe— off with media news now in the webne bnb— off with media news now in the webne bnb ew— off with media news now in the metro and our very— off with media news now in the metro and our very own nigel bbnbge— metro and our very own nigel bbnbge nes— metro and our very own nigel farage has received both an bwbnb— farage has received both an bwbnb bnb— farage has received both an bwbnb bnb b— farage has received both an award and a barrage of heckling . ee— award and a barrage of heckling . en wnen— award and a barrage of heckling , one of which he's— award and a barrage of heckling , one of which he's familiar wbn— , one of which he's familiar wbn eb— , one of which he's familiar with at least— , one of which he's familiar with at least . _ w one of which he's familiar with at least . 4.35... , one of which he's familiar with at least . you?" , one of which he's familiar with at least . / is with at least. yeah, they tried to barrage the farage so nigel farage booed and heckled as he picks up news presenter of the year award. i was actually in the room and i mean the way the metro talk about it. i mean, obviously the metro have got their own bias, their own angles, think the whole angles, but you think the whole room was booing him? was room was booing him? there was a few boos and a few sporadic boos and a few people shouted, shouted, some unpleasant wasn't unpleasant things. but it wasn't it wasn't i think people can it wasn't. i think people can see that the tide turning. see that the tide is turning. these awards, the awards, these these awards, the awards, the award dumas level of heck. no, no way. no way. the award dumas level of heck. no, no way. no way . nowhere near no, no way. no way. nowhere near as or as unfunny as as unpopular or as unfunny as nish kumar . but these awards are nish kumar. but these awards are voted for by the people. so the people who voted for by the people. so the interesting point, which was not senebnbng— interesting point, which was not senebnbng ._ interesting point, which was not something i was— interesting point, which was not something i was aware of. he wseb— something i was aware of. he wseb bne— something i was aware of. he used the opportunity up there to

enbbbse— used the opportunity up there to enbbbse bne— used the opportunity up there to criticise the means— used the opportunity up there to criticise the means by which nebbb— criticise the means by which media figures— criticise the means by which media figures are like not media bgwes— media figures are like not media bgwes bbe— media figures are like not media figures like him,— media figures are like not media figures like him, like statistics— figures like him, like statistics are gathered. and bnbb— statistics are gathered. and be es— statistics are gathered. and that was quite _ statistics are gathered. and that was quite interesting. ween. — that was quite interesting. ween. se— that was quite interesting. yeah. so giving- that was quite interesting. yeah. q . q s si; yeah. so giving some advice really, wasn't it? yeah. yeah guys, you might want to take note of this. yeah but they didn't like that. what is it with didn't like that. what is it wbn bne. — didn't like that. what is it with the. they— didn't like that. what is it with the. they have- s s 1 g e what is it with the. they have like only a nenbewb— with the. they have like only a nenbewb ee— with the. they have like only a handful of households who are eebweby— handful of households who are actually monitored. so apparently— actually monitored. so apparently there's something like 7000 households or it's a certain not a huge certain number not not a huge number. have this bar set top box that records you box that records every, you know, linear tv viewing. know, all the linear tv viewing. so, you know , bbc1, all rest so, you know, bbc1, all the rest of it . and he was criticising of it. and he was criticising that. but the thing about that is we've started to do really well in the barb viewing figures. so maybe it's not the right time . i like the way they right time. i like the way they called barbs anyway, is that there's a suggestion that they're a bit like snarky. they're or just a woman with they're a bit like snarky. - they're or just a woman with a beenbe— they're or just a woman with a beehive haircut— they're or just a woman with a beehive haircut and you're sbbng— beehive haircut and you're sitting there,— beehive haircut and you're sitting there, chris over to the bwenbben— sitting there, chris over to the guardian now.— sitting there, chris over to the guardian now. and early entry for guardian now. and early entry fee bnbs— guardian now. and early entry fee bnbs yees— guardian now. and early entry for this year's international ceneby— for this year's international comedy awards— for this year's international comedy awards from the us justice— comedy awards from the us justice department. that's my

own view, obviously. g own view, obviously. geoffrey epstein's suicide blamed on jails , negligence and misconduct jails, negligence and misconduct . absolutely. so a scathing report published on tuesday by the justice department inspector general said widespread disregard of bureau of prisons policies and procedures led to a surplus of bed linens left in surplus of bed linens left in surplus of bed linens left in surplus of knotless nooses. if he'd only had this of sharp objects step by step diagram and two burly men, there to help you get your head in it. i mean, there's one great— get your head in it. i mean, there's one great bit- qw2;. . s 1 g i mean, there's one great bit they say, at..— there's one great bit they say, on. bney— there's one great bit they say, oh, they should— there's one great bit they say, oh, they should have. they was sweeeseb— oh, they should have. they was sweeeseb be— oh, they should have. they was sweeeseb be be— oh, they should have. they was supposed to be a— oh, they should have. they was supposed to be a protocol. we'd newe— supposed to be a protocol. we'd newe be— supposed to be a protocol. we'd newe be snee— supposed to be a protocol. we'd have to share the— supposed to be a protocol. we'd have to share the cell with enebnen— have to share the cell with another us. _ have to share the cell with another us. he- have to share the cell with another us. bi; s s 1 g another us. he didn't have a cell mate. they didn't. somebody left and they didn't him left and they didn't find him a new roommate. i mean, that new roommate. so i mean, that was so basic. i mean, that is so bney— was so basic. i mean, that is so bney ne— was so basic. i mean, that is so bney ne wes— was so basic. i mean, that is so they he was like— s. i mean, that is so they he was like literally the nesb— they he was like literally the most famous— they he was like literally the most famous prisoner, the most nebenews— most famous prisoner, the most nebebws bne— most famous prisoner, the most notorious, the important notorious, the most important ene—eewb.| one that they bring to court. anb—nbs- one that they bring to court. and—his cell. one that they bring to court.- and_his cell mate . and they remove his cell mate. ween. — and they remove his cell mate. ween. bgebnsb— and they remove his cell mate. yeah. against the— and they remove his cell mate. yeah. against the i mean, why even remove that— yeah. against the i mean, why even remove that one and all the seewby— even remove that one and all the seewby eennenes— even remove that one and all the security cameras didn't work and the security cameras didn't work and be gwenbs— security cameras didn't work and the guards weren't— security cameras didn't work and the guards weren't looking and bney— the guards weren't looking and bney wee— the guards weren't looking and they were asleep. 11s

they were asleep. they spent three hours asleep. they were sweeeseb— three hours asleep. they were sweeeseb-bn- three hours asleep. they werei supposed-in-half supposed to check in every half an supposed to check in every half en-es fenne- supposed to check in every half an was found. found. an hour. he was found. found. abbenenby— an hour. he was found. found. abbenenby-ene- an hour. he was found. found. apparently-are no- apparently there are no photographs— apparently there are no photographs of this because they eeeb— photographs of this because they nennewebbs—- photographs of this because they removed is against removed him, which is against the removed him, which is against bne nebeeebs— removed him, which is against the protocols-he- removed him, which is against the protocols. he was the protocols. yeah, he was bewnb— the protocols. yeah, he was bewnb-by- the protocols. yeah, he was bewnb-by e- the protocols. yeah, he was found-by a bed- the protocols. yeah, he was found by a bed sheet found hanged by a bed sheet from his found hanged by a bed sheet from nes-.— found hanged by a bed sheet from nbs-. wnen— found hanged by a bed sheet from nbs-. wnbn bs— found hanged by a bed sheet from his-, which is like- his top bunk, which is like ebewb— his top bunk, which is like ebewb sb— his top bunk, which is like about six foot— his top bunk, which is like about six foot high. he is a six eeeb— about six foot high. he is a six eeeb men— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah.— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah. he— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah. he was found bneebng— foot man. yeah. he was found kneeling. yeah,— foot man. yeah. he was found kneeling. yeah, he was sweeesebby— kneeling. yeah, he was supposedly hanged himself. he was supposedly hanged himself. he en— supposedly hanged himself. he was in a kneeling— supposedly hanged himself. he was in a kneeling position. i b-s— was in a kneeling position. i mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. anb— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. anb bnene— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. anb bnene wee— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. and there were photographs of bebbes— and there were photographs of bebbes enb— and there were photographs of bottles and, like,— and there were photographs of bottles and, like, toiletries sbenbbng— bottles and, like, toiletries standing upright still on on the bunks— standing upright still on on the bunks been — standing upright still on on the bunks from which— standing upright still on on the bunks from which apparently he fell bunks from which apparently he eeb wbn— bunks from which apparently he fell with sufficient force to sneb — fell with sufficient force to sneb nes— fell with sufficient force to snap his neck.— fell with sufficient force to snap his neck. well you sound bbe— snap his neck. well you sound be e— snap his neck. well you sound like a conspiracy— snap his neck. well you sound like a conspiracy theorist . it's like a conspiracy theorist. it's tn— like a conspiracy theorist. it's insane. i'm not.— like a conspiracy theorist. it's insane. i'm not. there's eensbbeey— insane. i'm not. there's conspiracy theory, and then bnene-s— conspiracy theory, and then bnene-s twsb— conspiracy theory, and then there's just rudeness . yeah, i there's just rudeness. yeah, i bneb-s— there's just rudeness. yeah, i mean, that's just. . mean, that's just. it's just plain— mean, that's just. it's just plain insulting . you're mean, that's just. . 1 q you're not plain insulting. you're not swggesbng— plain insulting. you're not swggesbng. be— plain insulting. you're not suggesting. do you- 1 q you're not suggesting. do you know what i web-e— suggesting. do you know what i mean? you're not.— suggesting. do you know what i mean? /o. bi; /o. b2; mean? you're not. you're suggesting this was this was deliberate negligence. not that somebody . deliberate negligence. not that somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was somebody. me. i'm suggesting he kiued. — somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm— somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm suggesting he was killed. simon according was killed. 33 g 2: simon according he was killed. simon according he according— was killed. simon according he according to— was killed. simon according he according to this,— was killed. simon according he according to this, he—

2: simon according he according to this, he according to this,— according to this, he according to this, the— according to this, he according to this, the authorities have concluded— to this, the authorities have concluded that— to this, the authorities have concluded that the authorities awn-t— concluded that the authorities awn-t km— concluded that the authorities didn't kill him _ concluded that the authorities didn't kill him . _ concluded that the authorities didn't kill him . / amazing. didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so surety— didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so surety if— didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so surely it they— didn't kill him. / amazing. so surely it they knew didn't kill him. m22" amazing. so surely it they knew he'd so surely if they knew he'd already— so surely if they knew he'd already had— so surely if they knew he'd already had a— so surely it they knew he'd already had a suicide attempt the night— already had a suicide attempt the night before,— already had a suicide attempt the night before, so they knew his the night before, so they knew aas assuming— the night before, so they knew his assuming that's true, simon, i his assuming that's true, simon, . don-a— his assuming that's true, simon, . aaa-a know— his assuming that's true, simon, i don't know.they_ his assuming that's true, simon, i don't know they knew his i don't know if they knew his state— i don't know if they knew his state of— i don't know if they knew his state of mind.— i don't know if they knew his state of mind. and then the last ame— state of mind. and then the last time he— state of mind. and then the last time he spoke— state of mind. and then the last time he spoke to— state of mind. and then the last time he spoke to his his legal team,— time he spoke to his his legal team-sad— time he spoke to his his legal team,-said he— time he spoke to his his legal team,-said he was- time he spoke to his his legal team, said he was he team, they said he was he was very— team, they said he was he was very cheerful.— team, they said he was he was very cheerful. and— team, they said he was he was very cheerful. and i mean, you magm— very cheerful. and i mean, youi might—agenda very cheerful. and i mean, you. might—agenda as might say they have an agenda as wen,— might say they have an agenda as weal-know,— might say they have an agenda as well,-know, they're- might say they have an agenda as well, know, they're not well, but, you know, they're not ame— well, but, you know, they're not able to— well, but, you know, they're not able to gel— well, but, you know, they're not able to get anything, get get anywhere— able to get anything, get get anywhere _you - able to get anything, get get anywhere you know, they anywhere with it. you know, they sall— anywhere with it. you know, they eall le— anywhere with it. you know, they sall he was— anywhere with it. you know, they said he was far— anywhere with it. you know, they said he was far from he was he hal— said he was far from he was he had a— said he was far from he was he had a petulan— said he was far from he was he had a petition for— said he was far from he was he had a petition for bail. yes. seale— had a petition for bail. yes. quite conceivable. a man quite conceivable. if a man used to quite conceivable. if a man used lea-af— quite conceivable. if a man used la-af-wall— quite conceivable. if a man used to-of-walk was- quite conceivable. if a man used to-of-walk was to- quite conceivable. if a man used to of walk was to be to being of the walk was to be given— to being of the walk was to be givenllife_ to being of the walk was to be given life sentence, you might given a life sentence, you might allel— given a life sentence, you might llalal aa— given a life sentence, you might llalal at same— given a life sentence, you might think at some point you might allel— think at some point you might nasal-alas— think at some point you might think,-this, but— think at some point you might think, this, but the photo think, sod this, but the photo of_and_ think, sod this, but the photo of-and that's- think, sod this, but the photo. of-and that's exactly of the cell. and that's exactly what yeah. no thanks. what i thought. yeah. no thanks. yeah, but he's basically yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. _ yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. he— yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. 2 :: yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. :: a billionaire. he evaded similar charges and he could have cut a deal with the names he knew he could have thrown every mover and us politics under and shaker in us politics under the a deal and the bus and cut a deal and obviously, didn't that obviously, they didn't want that to happen. so, know, you see to happen. so, you know, you see people falling from people in russia falling from windows. i mean, windows. yeah, this is i mean, i don't know i feel this is there's a podcast highly

recommended motty made recommended called motty made martyr a you know, martyr as in a you know, a martyr as in a you know, a martyr martyr , may martyr mad. martyr martyr, may martyr mad. i don't know why his real name is i don't know why his real name ls darren— i don't know why his real name is darren darrel— i don't know why his real name is darren darrel cooper, i rnlnl.— is darren darrel cooper, i think. anyway,- is darren darrel cooper, i think. anyway, he recorded a very— think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting— think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting detail, think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting detail , three very interesting detail, three part— very interesting detail, three pan releasa— very interesting detail, three part podcast about this issue . part podcast about this issue. ana— part podcast about this issue. ana d— part podcast about this issue. ana d anyone— part podcast about this issue. and if anyone is— part podcast about this issue. and if anyone is interested in in and if anyone is interested in n ar— and if anyone is interested in n ar leasr— and if anyone is interested in in at least being— and if anyone is interested in in at least being aware of all ane— in at least being aware of all the mountain— in at least being aware of all the mountain of— in at least being aware of all the mountain of suspicious circumstantial— the mountain of suspicious circumstantial evidence alone. dar— circumstantial evidence alone. dar rnere — circumstantial evidence alone. dar rnere we — circumstantial evidence alone. but there we are— circumstantial evidence alone. but there we are very interesting. - but there we are very interesting. and it leads who knows— interesting. and it leads who knows nnere— interesting. and it leads who knows where high duke well, from one case of highly— knows where high duke well, from one case of highly assisted dying— one case of highly assisted dying ra— one case of highly assisted dying re ane— one case of highly assisted dying to the broader case for reform— dying to the broader case for reform ln— dying to the broader case for reform in the— dying to the broader case for reform in the guardian. leo so dlgnlras— reform in the guardian. leo so dlgnlras nas— reform in the guardian. leo so dignitas has helped 540 british people die , mps have been told. people die, mps have been told. and yet my mother lives on. no, if she's she's if she's watching, that's that's just a little joke, mum. but yeah, the assisted dying organisation dignitas, which is a euthanasia euthanasia organisation based in switzerland , is basically if switzerland, is basically if harold shipman was made into some sort of official corporation . yeah. but they're

corporation. yeah. but they're saying it's about time to legalise the practise in the uk and make it available alongside palliative care. but i mean this is, this seems to be the trend in western western countries to make assisted suicide more accessible, not just to jeffrey epstein, but to you know, other other people who want it. and i understand there's a case to be made for people who are desperate and in pain. and at the end of their lives. but for some people, i mean, in canada, where they've just leapt ahead with was a i mean, with this, there was a i mean, any age, it's not just old people with just like mental health so not any severe health issues. so not any severe chronic, ongoing poverty or poverty, sometimes homeless people or people who can't afford their bills. if men have . apparenrly— afford their bills. if men have . apparently this— afford their bills. if men have . apparently this is— : ” if men have . apparently this is quite common in men. i'm reading the boy— common in men. i'm reading the day ensls— common in men. i'm reading the day ensls ar— common in men. i'm reading the boy crisis at the— common in men. i'm reading the boy crisis at the moment. can you— boy crisis at the moment. can you rell— boy crisis at the moment. can you rell d— boy crisis at the moment. can you rell d a— boy crisis at the moment. can you tell if a man— boy crisis at the moment. can you tell if a man is worth a lot in you tell if a man is worth a lot ln ure— you tell if a man is worth a lot in life insurance?— you tell if a man is worth a lot in life insurance? the chance of snarle— in life insurance? the chance of salelle gees— in life insurance? the chance of suicide goes through the roof. ana— suicide goes through the roof. ana-ne— suicide goes through the roof. and-he wants- suicide goes through the roof. and-he wants to. suicide goes through the roof. and he wants to hide and of course, he wants to hide it and of course, he wants to hide n deeaase— and of course, he wants to hide n deanse ne— and of course, he wants to hide it because he wouldn't be worth anyrnlng— it because he wouldn't be worth anyrnlng-n-s- anything if it was. it's a wonderful— anything if it was. it's a wonderful life. . wonderful life. it's the plot, right? yeah. yeah. and we haven't all got an to come

haven't all got an angel to come down and save us. what about the. mean, people say the. i mean, some people say this slippery slope, the this is the slippery slope, the fallacy. know, you fallacy. they say, you know, you can legislation, you just can make legislation, you just say it needs to be end of blah, blah, but it does feel blah, blah. but it does feel like it creeps one step at a time, doesn't you get time, doesn't it? you get a little closer on the other little bit closer on the other hand, i will say this, i do think, know, in the in an think, you know, in the in an ideal you would make ideal world, you would make it available to if you could eliminate the possibility that it to be rolled out it would start to be rolled out on on a kind of more casual basis, just because some basis, not just because some people extraordinary people experience extraordinary pain misery pain and discomfort and misery and also the vast and despair, but also the vast sort of movement in medical care over the last few years has been towards extending the end of life. this is not something new. we'd be bringing in. yeah, this would be a correct action towards a kind of a version of life which didn't exist at all a generation ago, you know. so you're only kind of going. but if you don't want that, do you want, i mean, yeah, i follow, follow your point. yeah. but in canala— follow your point. yeah. but in canada there's— follow your point. yeah. but in canada there's a,— ” yeah. but in canada there's a, there's a manner— canada there's a, there's a narner nne— canada there's a, there's a mother who found she only just renne— mother who found she only just rannl dy— mother who found she only just

found by accident— mother who found she only just found by accident that her son nan— found by accident that her son nal slgnel— found by accident that her son nan slgnea nn— found by accident that her son had signed up for— found by accident that her son had signed up for medically asslsrel— had signed up for medically assisted suicide. ' : c assisted suicide. and he's like 21 old. all he's wrong 21 years old. all he's got wrong with is diabetes and with him is diabetes and depression. if you're depression. you know, if you're 21, going to you're going 21, you're going to you're going to some, you know, to have some, you know, depression whatever. you just depression or whatever. you just need to havelpact_ need to have a pact with a sannle— need to have a pact with a eannle ar— need to have a pact with a couple of mates, don't you? daslealln— couple of mates, don't you? basically,-know,- couple of mates, don't you? basically, know, we'll go basically, you know, we'll go for basically, you know, we'll go far-nne— basically, you know, we'll go for-hike-the- basically, you know, we'll goi for-hike-the time for a long hike when the time neare— for a long hike when the time comes. metro now, cressida eenge— comes. metro now, cressida revenge—nnlenl comes. metro now, cressidai revenge _which if revenge crackdown, which if narnlng— revenge crackdown, which if nothing - seems - revenge crackdown, which if nothing seems an nothing else, seems an unfortunate— nothing else, seems an unfortunate phrase , huge leap unfortunate phrase, huge leap forward— unfortunate phrase, huge leap forward ln— unfortunate phrase, huge leap forward in revenge crackdown . forward in revenge crackdown. so forward in revenge crackdown. so there-s— forward in revenge crackdown. so snare-s going— forward in revenge crackdown. so there's going to— forward in revenge crackdown. so there's going to be- so there's going to be amendments to the online safety bill which will make the sharing of intimate images without consent a base offence with a six month prison term that could rise to years if intent to rise to two years if intent to cause distress, alarm or humiliation can be proved, which i guess is a difficult grey area. so it sounds good at first, doesn't it? but i mean surely the best defence against revenge is when he says , i revenge is when he says, i promise i won't say anything or show anybody. don't send the image. do you think part of it is not entirely my world, but quite a few of our a—list superstars got their big start

with what amounted to revenge , with what amounted to revenge, didn't they? yeah. kim kardashian_ didn't they? yeah. kim kardashian and- : : " . s2j’ yeah. kim kardashian and paris hilton, didn't they? yeah. kim- kardashian and paris hilton, you knew,— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely .— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely . some people know, absolutely. some people probably— know, absolutely. some people pradadly nave— know, absolutely. some people probably have a— know, absolutely. some people probably have a tiny little gunner— probably have a tiny little gunner ar— probably have a tiny little glimmer of hope that that might be glimmer of hope that that might de rnelr— glimmer of hope that that might de rnelr nay— glimmer of hope that that might be their way out,— glimmer of hope that that might be their way out, saying this is a goal— be their way out, saying this is a goal-well- be their way out, saying this is a good-well, it's- be their way out, saying this is a good well, it's the a good thing and well, it's the drazlllan— a good thing and well, it's the brazilian-in— a good thing and well, it's the brazilian .in the - a good thing and well, it's the brazilian-in the in- a good thing and well, it's the brazilian in the in the brazilian kids in the in the rarela. — brazilian kids in the in the favela. - know, - brazilian kids in the in the favela. know, few gnocchi favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep— favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep yuppie_ favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep yuppie skills.— favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep yuppie skills. and before, you keep yuppie skills. and before, ran-ll— keep yuppie skills. and before, ran-ll rnere-s— keep yuppie skills. and before, you it, there's way out. you know it, there's no way out. dan-r— you know it, there's no way out. dan-r sena— you know it, there's no way out. dan-r senl nne— you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree— you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree with- you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree with you. i think mad and i it's this think it's mad and i it's this typical thing, isn't it? in the modern like, modern world, it's all like, let's try protect. protect let's try and protect. protect like, don't let it like, no, just don't let it happenin like, no, just don't let it happen in the first place. don't. don't keep put your face in well, perfect. yeah. in it. well, perfect. yeah. don't wish was safer . don't wish the world was safer. actually. make safer. actually. make yourself safer. and online and then there's the online safety issue , which know safety bill issue, which i know you've about before. you. you've spoken about before. you. yeah, creeping , isn't it, yeah, it's creeping, isn't it, into saying we know best. let us police this for you. some of this is police this for you. some of ms ls llle— police this for you. some of this is like they're- 22 some of this is like they're even rt.2 some of this is like they're even going to this is like they're even going as male— this is like they're even going to make deepfakes illegal. so if you reaer— to make deepfakes illegal. so if you reaer a— to make deepfakes illegal. so if you create a deepfake of, you knell— you create a deepfake of, you lnarl a— you create a deepfake of, you know, a celebrity— you create a deepfake of, you know, a celebrity or somebody , know, a celebrity or somebody, sanedalr— know, a celebrity or somebody, sanedaay yan— know, a celebrity or somebody, somebody you know, that's going to somebody you know, that's going rallllegal— somebody you know, that's going rallllegal dnr— somebody you know, that's going to.illegal. but how— somebody you know, that's going to illegal. but how is that to be illegal. but how is that even enforceable? it's nothing to even enforceable? it's nothing la la. — even enforceable? it's nothing

la la. van— even enforceable? it's nothing la la. van-las- to do. you know, it's like lranlna— to do. you know, it's like drawing picture of that that drawing a picture of that that nernso— drawing a picture of that that oer-eson-an— drawing a picture of that that person.-can that- drawing a picture of that that person. can that be? . person. how can that be? it's going— person. how can that be? it's going on— person. how can that be? it's going on de— person. how can that be? it's going to be difficult, going to be very difficult, isn't it, trace who's isn't it, to trace who's produced things? produced these things? certainly, i mean, certainly, you know, i mean, that's afraid of, that's what they're afraid of, isn't which suppose is why isn't it? which i suppose is why they probably make the they will probably make the sentence extraordinary harsh, because always because in that way it's always that balance. so the harder it is something, the more is to detect something, the more you the fear of it, you have to make the fear of it, you have to make the fear of it, you know, which which will be draconian daily mail draconian anyway, daily mail now, finish off this now, here to finish off this section, lush section, ponkey bomb makers lush do appear to have had do indeed appear to have had a skinful. so kismet giant lush is fanne— skinful. so kismet giant lush is none-for— skinful. so kismet giant lush is raelng-ror a— skinful. so kismet giant lush is facing-for a boycott- skinful. so kismet giant lush is facing-for a boycott as- facing calls for a boycott as lr-s— facing calls for a boycott as as aoensel— facing calls for a boycott as it's accused of— facing calls for a boycott as it's accused of encouraging facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling.)uraging facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling. withing facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling. with the new people smuggling. with the new all rerngees— people smuggling. with the new all refugees are— people smuggling. with the new all refugees are welcome poster, rearnnng— all refugees are welcome poster, rearnnng an— all refugees are welcome poster, featuring an image— all refugees are welcome poster, featuring an image of a small don,— featuring an image of a small doar, ane— featuring an image of a small boat, the exact— featuring an image of a small boat, the exact same sort of lnrlaradle— boat, the exact same sort of inflatable small— boat, the exact same sort of inflatable small boat that they nsel —rnere- inflatable small boat that they used _there it. used to go to cross. there it is. used to go to cross. there it ls-lr— used to go to cross. there it ls-lr says— used to go to cross. there it ls-lr says .— used to go to cross. there it is. it says , wherever you're is. and it says, wherever you're non,— is. and it says, wherever you're non—aor- is. and it says, wherever you're arm—got hererl is. and it says, wherever you'rei from,_got here, you from, however you got here, you knoll— from, however you got here, you know, whatever— from, however you got here, you know, whatever your reasons are, dasloally— know, whatever your reasons are, dasloally-saylng— basically it's saying all rerngees— basically it's saying all refugees are- basically it's saying all refugees are welcome. i mean, nor— refugees are welcome. i mean, nor speelneally— refugees are welcome. i mean, not specifically in— refugees are welcome. i mean, not specifically in the shop. they— not specifically in the shop. they definitely— not specifically in the shop. they definitely don't want them in they definitely don't want them ln rne — they definitely don't want them ln rne shopr— they definitely don't want them in the shop, but— they definitely don't want them in the shop, but they're welcome in the shop, but they're welcome ln-eonnrry. — in the shop, but they're welcome in country. somebody in the country. somebody else can—onl- in the country. somebody else can—dnr rney| can take the burden, but they ger— can take the burden, but they oer all— can take the burden, but they can get all the— can take the burden, but they can get all the virtue slanalllng— can get all the virtue signalling points of saying, please—ana-

signalling points of saying, please—and the please come here, and then the raaoayer— please come here, and then the raooayer an— please come here, and then the taxpayer can can— please come here, and then the taxpayer can can foot bill. taxpayer can can foot the bill. rnls— taxpayer can can foot the bill. this-ridiculous. _ taxpayer can can foot the bill. this ridiculous. also, this is ridiculous. and also, lr-s— this is ridiculous. and also, lr-s-noor- it's incredibly poor taste considering,— it's incredibly poor taste considering, you it's incredibly poor taste- considering, you-people considering, you know, people die considering, you know, people ale-ane— considering, you know, people die-the channel- considering, you know, people die the channel and die crossing the channel and orosslng— die crossing the channel and crossing mediterranee and crossing the mediterranee and also— crossing the mediterranee and also-some— crossing the mediterranee and also-some people- crossing the mediterranee and also some people exploit also some some people exploit the also some some people exploit rne asylnn— also some some people exploit the asylum system to come here ana— the asylum system to come here and oonnlr— the asylum system to come here and commit terrorist atrocities llle— and commit terrorist atrocities llle ane— and commit terrorist atrocities like the manchester arena donner,— like the manchester arena donner, for— like the manchester arena bomber, for example. he was resenel— bomber, for example. he was resonel non — bomber, for example. he was rescued from libya by the royal navy. — rescued from libya by the royal navy. rr-s— rescued from libya by the royal navy. it's interesting,- rescued from libya by the royal navy. g c navy. it's interesting, isn't it, i mean, remember the it, how i mean, remember the body when it first launched body shop when it first launched was political, but it was explicitly political, but it seemed like of it was like seemed like most of it was like things couldn't really argue things you couldn't really argue with. might it with. you might find it tiresome, was like, let's tiresome, but it was like, let's save rainforest whatever. save the rainforest or whatever. let's from let's save this tribe from extinction. that's not something anar— extinction. that's not something rnar nan— extinction. that's not something rnar nalr one— extinction. that's not something that half the country— 2x. rt. r2r" that's not something that half the country was exaorly. — that half the country was exactly. not— that half the country was exactly. \r1 g exactly. not something that's absolutely the most controversial most controversial issue, the most divisive thing. they're basically half basically saying to half the people shop, people walking past their shop, we don't give a stuff about your politics or about your legitimate concerns. we you know, i find it extraordinarily where we've got to now, this is like a high street teenage girl. you know, stink a thon . they do you know, stink a thon. they do stink. it's so sad because rney-ve— stink. it's so sad because rney-ye gor— stink. it's so sad because they've got the- it's so sad because they've got the answer. �*" they've got the answer. if they put they've got the answer. if they par oner— they've got the answer. if they put their products in the channel put their products in the channel, the whole thing would

be over. it's ugly . and all the be over. it's ugly. and all the refugees would arrive nice and get to the uk through the smell of lush products. i say that's a good of lush products. i say that's a goon rllrer. — of lush products. i say that's a good filter. you're— :t i say that's a good filter. you're welcome . good filter. you're welcome. rnar-s— good filter. you're welcome. rnar-s d— good filter. you're welcome. rnar-s d for— good filter. you're welcome. that's it for part— good filter. you're welcome. that's it for part two. - good filter. you're welcome. that's it for part two. can we up the waning of the markle star? we have lashes of ashes and woke nonsense on the high seas, at least our coastal seas, or at least our coastal waters

through until 7:00 this evening. gb through until 7:00 this evening. on news— through until 7:00 this evening. on news ls— through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the— through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's. through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's . channel gb news is the people's. channel ann— gb news is the people's. channel and wecolnne— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back to— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back to headliners. so chris skudder, we have showbiz news now, no doubt the raw podcasting talent represented by meghan markle is coming into question . meghan coming into question. meghan markle labelled— coming into question. meghan markle labelled not- coming into question. meghan markle labelled not a- g meghan markle labelled not a great ralenr— markle labelled not a great new dy— markle labelled not a great new dy rop— markle labelled not a great talent by top hollywood agent are— talent by top hollywood agent are slowly— talent by top hollywood agent after spotify deal ends. so rereny— after spotify deal ends. so jeremy zimmer, the chief eecnlrwe — jeremy zimmer, the chief executive officer of united ralenr— executive officer of united talent agency,— executive officer of united talent agency, has come out with onese— talent agency, has come out with rnese really— talent agency, has come out with these really catty— talent agency, has come out with these really catty remarks. he nasn-r— these really catty remarks. he nasn-r lnsr— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let it— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let it in. he's not going— hasn't just let it in. he's not going clown— hasn't just let it in. he's not going down without a without a he going down without a without a ne clan-r— going down without a without a he didn't broker—

going down without a without a he didn't broker the deal or anyrnlna.— he didn't broker the deal or anyrnlna. ne— he didn't broker the deal or anyrnlna. we r— he didn't broker the deal or anything. he i don't think so. wo— anything. he i don't think so. no. well— anything. he i don't think so. no. well r— anything. he i don't think so. no. well, i don't— anything. he i don't think so. no. well, i don't know . i no. well, i don't know. i nawen-r— no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll— no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll be- no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll be honest. i'm not r-n— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not r-n nor— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not r-n nor a— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not r-n nor a gear— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not i'm not a great meghan markle ran.— i'm not a great meghan markle ran. r— i'm not a great meghan markle ran. r nawen-r— i'm not a great meghan markle fan. i haven't been listening to all—arcnerynei all the episodes. archetype arcneryoes— all the episodes. archetype archetypes, that's it, he says. rnrns— archetypes, that's it, he says. rnrns onc— archetypes, that's it, he says. turns out meghan was not turns out meghan markle was not a gear— turns out meghan markle was not a gear analo— turns out meghan markle was not a great audio talent— turns out meghan markle was not a great audio talent or necessarily— a great audio talent or necessarily any kind of talent. don— necessarily any kind of talent. don yean.— necessarily any kind of talent. oon yean. on— necessarily any kind of talent. ooh yeah. oh no,— necessarily any kind of talent. ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's lnsr— ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's lnsr so— ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's just so unnecessary, isn't it? ana— just so unnecessary, isn't it? one loos— just so unnecessary, isn't it? one lors or— just so unnecessary, isn't it? and lots of people are criticising— and lots of people are criticising him and he just decanse— criticising him and he just because you're— criticising him and he just because you're famous doesn't male— because you're famous doesn't make yon— because you're famous doesn't make yon areal— because you're famous doesn't make you great at— because you're famous doesn't make you great at something wnlcn— make you great at something wnlcn r— make you great at something which i think— make you great at something which i think he's making a wider— which i think he's making a wider porno— which i think he's making a wider point. _ which i think he's making a wider point. i— which i think he's making a wider point . 2“ which i think he's making a wider point . " t: wider point. i mean, you could say whether or not he should kick her while she's down, but she did somehow to she did somehow manage to calm 20 out of spotify, 20 million out of spotify, hundred netflix, hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. and she was providing south park . yeah, providing in south park. yeah, that was true. they got their money's worth there. well yeah in a money's worth there. well yeah ln-a slowly— money's worth there. well yeah in - a spotify executive - 2“2«r “22 well yeah in a spotify executive bill in fact a spotify executive bill sinnons— in fact a spotify executive bill simmons critic— in fact a spotify executive bill simmons critic sized the pair dranllng— simmons critic sized the pair branding them— simmons critic sized the pair branding them grifters. yeah so wnlcn— branding them grifters. yeah so wnlcn ls— branding them grifters. yeah so wnlcn is one— branding them grifters. yeah so which is the show— branding them grifters. yeah so which is the show i would watch. i which is the show i would watch. r mean— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely you— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely you know- i mean absolutely you know beetling about on little chopper bikes. yeah beetling about on little chopper bikes . yeah a lot of people are bikes. yeah a lot of people are slamming— bikes. yeah a lot of people are slamming them.— bikes. yeah a lot of people are slamming them. tim- yeah a lot of people are

slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said he— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said he was at a hollywood— comedian, said he was at a hollywood party- comedian, said he was at a hollywood party and everybody was hollywood party and everybody gearing— hollywood party and everybody was getting their— hollywood party and everybody was getting their phones out to cornaen— was getting their phones out to cornarep crlngey— was getting their phones out to compare cringey messages they'd received— compare cringey messages they'd received from — compare cringey messages they'd received from meghan markle crying— received from meghan markle crying to,— received from meghan markle crying ro, like,— received from meghan markle trying to, like, inveigle her way— trying to, like, inveigle her way inro— trying to, like, inveigle her way into into— trying to, like, inveigle her way into into projects and wines— way into into projects and rnlnas. — way into into projects and rnlnas. r— way into into projects and things. i mean,- way into into projects and things . “ way into into projects and things . c things. i mean, i saw the list of the women she had on. i don't know why she called it archetypes. she was supposed to be talking about stereotypes, was she meant, wasn't was what she meant, wasn't it? yeah. weird. archetypes yeah. it's a weird. archetypes is not a synonym for stereotypes. actually it's is not a synonym for steraitypes. actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad s. actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad thing.actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad thing. archetypesr is not a synonym for stera bad thing. archetypes it's not a bad thing. archetypes it's like. useful way of like. it's like a useful way of talking about drama and literature and yeah, that's like camille personae camille paglia sexual personae is archetypes. exactly. yeah people— is archetypes. exactly. yeah. people—called people misunderstand is called acne— people misunderstand is called arcnlel—sne-sl people misunderstand is called arcnlel—sne-s ai people misunderstand is called. archie,_she's a so archie, and she. and she's a so that's why she's not a moron. she's lazy . apparently she was she's lazy. apparently she was snrnnsel— she's lazy. apparently she was snrnnsea dy— she's lazy. apparently she was surprised by the _ she's lazy. apparently she was surprised by the work required to surprised by the work required ro nnlsn— surprised by the work required to finish entertainment nroiecrs. — to finish entertainment projects. d422“ to finish entertainment projects. / to finish entertainment projects. d422“ to finish entertainment projects. /22“ projects. yeah, so we've all done that. yeah. all right. all right. a new edinburgh show. oh, my god. i've done louise. that's true, though , isn't it? that's true, though, isn't it? you get a series commission on the radio and then. oh, no. yeah. never for— the radio and then. oh, no. yeah. never for $20- 2“ oh, no. yeah. never for $20 million, rnonan. — yeah. never for $20 million, rnonan. wn— yeah. never for $20 million, though. \r2r r2x

minutes. telegraph now, leo and the bbc are refusing to gender the bbc are refusing to gender the ashes, which, to be fair , is the ashes, which, to be fair, is one of the trickier jobs in the crematorium. um, so bbc ashes coverage is confusing listeners with gender neutral titles. so there's a women's ashes g: c so there's a women's ashes and rnere-s— there's a women's ashes and rnere-s one— there's a women's ashes and there's the men's— there's a women's ashes and there's the men's ashes. but the ddc— there's the men's ashes. but the w insc— there's the men's ashes. but the bbc just referred— there's the men's ashes. but the bbc just referred to both of onen — bbc just referred to both of onen as— bbc just referred to both of onen as one— bbc just referred to both of them as the ashes. so listeners non-r— them as the ashes. so listeners non-r know— them as the ashes. so listeners non-r know in— them as the ashes. so listeners don't know if they— them as the ashes. so listeners don't know if they mean the one anal-s— don't know if they mean the one was played— don't know if they mean the one was played dy— don't know if they mean the one that's played by women or the anal-s— that's played by women or the one that's played— that's played by women or the one that's played by ashes and the one that's played by ashes and we wasnes. — one that's played by ashes and the mashes. that— one that's played by ashes and the mashes. : the mashes. that would work well. simon i've— the mashes. that would work well. simon i've come- the mashes. : simon i've come up with a well. simon i've come up with a console— well. simon i've come up with a connle or— well. simon i've come up with a couple of answers— well. simon i've come up with a couple of answers for— simon i've come up with a couple of answers for this. you conll— couple of answers for this. you conll elrnen— couple of answers for this. you could either, if— couple of answers for this. you could either, if you replace the h could either, if you replace the n-anorner— could either, if you replace the n-anorner s,— could either, if you replace the h another s, that's one h with another s, that's one onrlon — h with another s, that's one optionr olaye— h with another s, that's one option, okay? or— h with another s, that's one option, okay? or you can take you— option, okay? or you can take yon can— option, okay? or you can take yon insc— option, okay? or you can take yon insr-a— option, okay? or you can take you can just-a g- option, okay? or you can take you can just a g on the you can just add a g on the beginning— you can just add a g on the beginning and— you can just add a g on the beginning and then, oh, that's anne— beginning and then, oh, that's one yon— beginning and then, oh, that's quite you couldn't you didn't yon— quite you couldn't you didn't yon go— quite you couldn't you didn't yon go in— quite you couldn't you didn't see you go in there. okay. i galle— see you go in there. okay. i quite like— see you go in there. okay. i quite like fash because it's like it's slang for fascism isn't it. but that goes to the women. so that's quite a nice twist. yeah, i do think they are utterly deluded, you know, personally i think vast personally i think the vast majority of people who watch cricket regular want

cricket on a regular basis want to see them. they're quite happy that enjoying that the women are enjoying themselves. be honest . you themselves. let's be honest. you know, denies them their know, nobody denies them their pleasure. but one of these tournaments is arguably the most venerable in the world of sport , let alone cricket. over 100 years, us and the other is a relatively recent development, you know, to accord them the same amount of importance by by kind of linguistic. it's orwellian , isn't it? so you'd orwellian, isn't it? so you'd say call it the _ 2“ . fl so you'd say call it the women's ashes. ana— say call it the women's ashes. ana onen— say call it the women's ashes. ana rnen ane— say call it the women's ashes. and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. no,— and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. no, not- and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. \rr2r “2“ men's ashes. no, not the men's ashes. the ashes. and then i wouldn't call it the women's ashes because no cricket bales have been burnt and placed in a small urn and kept for posterity in a glass case. there is a meaning to that . yeah. you've meaning to that. yeah. you've got to meaning to that. yeah. you've gor ro earn— meaning to that. yeah. you've gor ro n. — meaning to that. yeah. you've got to earn it. you- meaning to that. yeah. you've got to earn it. you haven't yet. you haven't let your country down yet. as much as those engush down yet. as much as those english cricket players did in 1886 or whenever it was anyway , 1886 or whenever it was anyway, we have the telegraph now. cressida and kids are getting more confused about getting

they're getting more confused about gender younger. sorry, they refuse to grow up so fast these days, aren't they ? gender these days, aren't they? gender dysphoria emerging— these days, aren't they? gender dysphoria emerging five- : 22“ . s25? gender dysphoria emerging five years rnan— dysphoria emerging five years sooner than in— dysphoria emerging five years sooner than in 2017? so the aveaeg— sooner than in 2017? so the aveaeg nas— sooner than in 2017? so the average has changed the mean aveaeg— average has changed the mean aveaeg nsel— average has changed the mean average used to— average has changed the mean average used to be 31.5 years old— average used to be 31.5 years old ana— average used to be 31.5 years old and no— average used to be 31.5 years old and now it's— average used to be 31.5 years old and now it's come down to 26.25— old and now it's come down to 26.25 years— old and now it's come down to 26.25 years old. _ old and now it's come down to 26.25 years old. oh, really? on.— 26.25 years old. oh, really? on so— 26.25 years old. oh, really? on so trey-re— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not these- 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not these are not kids. these are adults . no. see, kids. these are adults. no. see, that's the main— kids. these are adults. no. see, that's the main average- no. see, that's the main average because. dlay— that's the main average because. okay traditionally— that's the main average because. okay traditionally it was boys derween— okay traditionally it was boys derween rne — okay traditionally it was boys between the ages of four and seven who then— between the ages of four and seven who then later went on to be gay— seven who then later went on to de gay aanlrs— seven who then later went on to be gay adults and— seven who then later went on to be gay adults and middle aged ana— be gay adults and middle aged one so— be gay adults and middle aged men. and so that— be gay adults and middle aged men. and so that was the average . dnr— men. and so that was the average . dnr wnar— men. and so that was the average . but what you're— men. and so that was the average . but what you're getting now is anis— . but what you're getting now is ans-or— . but what you're getting now is ans-or girls— . but what you're getting now is this-of girls, these- . but what you're getting now is this of girls, these sort this surge of girls, these sort of this surge of girls, these sort or n— this surge of girls, these sort or n ro— this surge of girls, these sort or d co lace— this surge of girls, these sort of 11 to late teens. yeah but we're not talking about prepubescent kids. m22 prepubescent kids. well, yeah, it prepubescent kids. well, yeah, d d. — prepubescent kids. well, yeah, d d. n— prepubescent kids. well, yeah, it is. in 2021, there were more 13 year old children than . so 13 year old children than. so the peak is sort of shifted. it used to be it used to be older. now it's now it's shifted younger. and also, as cressida says, it's more girls doing it as it becomes this sort of

social contagion, social contagion. but it does seem i lr-s— contagion. but it does seem i as a— contagion. but it does seem i mean, it's a bit— contagion. but it does seem i mean, it's a bit like- tg 2“ but it does seem i mean, it's a bit like smoking, lsn-r— mean, it's a bit like smoking, lsn-r ne— mean, it's a bit like smoking, lsn-r no n— mean, it's a bit like smoking, isn't it? it happens at a crnclal— isn't it? it happens at a crucial point,- isn't it? it happens at a crucial point, usually around aneny—rnel puberty, usually when the hormones disruptive and hormones are disruptive and rnanlenr— hormones are disruptive and turbulent and— hormones are disruptive and turbulent and you become much drey— turbulent and you become much grey ro— turbulent and you become much grey ro ane— turbulent and you become much more prey to the, i— turbulent and you become much more prey to the, i don't know, evlsrenrlal— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis of— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis of one kind or anorner. — existential crisis of one kind or another. yeah.- existential crisis of one kind or another. “22“ ' “r: c or another. yeah. and it's also i mean, some statistics are showing that it's replacing anorexia and bulimia as certainly in google search trends. it's, you know , the trends. it's, you know, the anorexia and bulimia have come right down. and, you know, transitioning has come right up. so it's a way of teenage girls to sort control their bodies to sort of control their bodies and their bodies . and desexualise their bodies. it's trying to slam it's basically trying to slam one—rsn-r- it's basically trying to slam the—isn'tiin. it's basically trying to slam. the—isn'tiin that the brakes on. isn't it, in that respecre — the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? yeah.— the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? yeah. and- the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? “22“ ' “r: the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? / “r: respect? yeah. and also the thing with smoking, that's a that's a great analogy because smoking, remember at smoking, you know, i remember at school you're school people thought you're cool and now cool if you smoked and now everybody you know, it's everybody thinks, you know, it's the thing i mean, it the cool thing to do. i mean, it won't be in ten time. no, won't be in ten years time. no, but mean, it's not like but i mean, it's not like mullets or double denim. you can't grow out a gender transition. mean, perhaps transition. i mean, perhaps it is a like in that is a bit like smoking in that respect, but. but even harder to give— respect, but. but even harder to give no.— respect, but. but even harder to give no. wean.—

respect, but. but even harder to give up. yeah. lifeboat- t but even harder to give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in give up. yeah. lifeboat news now ln-rvnress. — give up. yeah. lifeboat news now ln-rvnress. leo— give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in-express. leo it— give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in express. leo it sounds in the express. leo it sounds like— in the express. leo it sounds live-lsn-r— in the express. leo it sounds like-isn't the— in the express. leo it sounds like isn't the only thing like sea isn't the only thing rney-re— like sea isn't the only thing they're—racist- they're sick of. so racist langnage— they're sick of. so racist language-rnli. they're sick of. so racist language rnli that's they're sick of. so racist- language-rnli that's the language at the rnli that's the ldedoar. — language at the rnli that's the ldedoar. r— language at the rnli that's the lifeboat. i don't— language at the rnli that's the lifeboat. r:2r“ . lifeboat. i don't know what the rest of the letters for. rest of the letters stand for. national lifeboat identity nollrlcs— national lifeboat identity politics organisation. / politics organisation. yeah. wean— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so one— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so the sea— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so the sea rescue charity, let's call them that . yeah. let's call them that. yeah. they've ordered a full scale culture review after their after staff and staff have been ordered to attend diversity and inclusivity training to stamp out bias against women and ethnic minorities. out bias against women and ethnic minorities . they're going ethnic minorities. they're going to get the lifeboats are now going to be crewed by one legged guatemalan lesbian , which is guatemalan lesbian, which is going to be great if you want to be pulled from the sea in a storm. you know what i mean? i mean, it does remind me unavoidably of the thing that went around after the submarine imploded, saying that they had avoided 50 year avoided hiring boring 50 year old men because they old white men because they weren't inspirational, weren't very inspirational, you know, and instead they wanted to have diverse crew. i have a more diverse crew. i don't know. this r: t i don't know. this ignores this ignores— don't know. this ignores this ignores ane— don't know. this ignores this ignores the function of teasing, loesn-r— ignores the function of teasing, loesn-r ne— ignores the function of teasing, doesn't it? and _ ignores the function of teasing, doesn't it? and lads , lads, doesn't it? and lads, lads, lags— doesn't it? and lads, lads, lals r-n— doesn't it? and lads, lads, lads, i'm not— doesn't it? and lads, lads, lads, i'm not saying you should

be lads, i'm not saying you should de ranso— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but the— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but the reason they only— be racist, but the reason they dnlly eacn— be racist, but the reason they bully each other— be racist, but the reason they bully each other to some extent is decanse— bully each other to some extent is because you're— bully each other to some extent is because you're proving who's a-guv- _ is because you're proving who's a-gny. ana— is because you're proving who's a-gny. one we- is because you're proving who's a guy. and we want tough a tough guy. and we want tough guys— a tough guy. and we want tough gnys-rcwlr— a tough guy. and we want tough gnys-rcwlr ana— a tough guy. and we want tough guys-rnli and you- a tough guy. and we want tough guys rnli and you also is guys in the rnli and you also is a donllng— guys in the rnli and you also is a bonding mechanism even. i r— a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never— a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never even- a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never even that good at it or comfortable with it myself the dressing rooms. myself in the dressing rooms. but what was going but i recognise what was going on. you could hold your own, on. if you could hold your own, you've respect. you've got some respect. yeah btec. i feel if you're the btec. i feel like if you're the unusual, anomalous woman that wants to do this kind of stuff and i realised they exist, maybe you be complaining you wouldn't be complaining about about some banter. i mean, it how far it i it depends how far it goes. i get that. but just get your own mug— get that. but just get your own rnng wron— get that. but just get your own rnng won a— get that. but just get your own mug with a topless— 22. but just get your own mug with a topless bloke on it ana— mug with a topless bloke on it and dang,— mug with a topless bloke on it and dang, yon-re— mug with a topless bloke on it and bang, you're sorted. mean, mug with a topless bloke on it and baiamounte sorted. mean, mug with a topless bloke on it and baiamount to rorted. mean, mug with a topless bloke on it and baiamount to that.. mean, mug with a topless bloke on it and baiamount to that. really? it does amount to that. really? locally.— it does amount to that. really? locally. rnar-s— it does amount to that. really? totally. that's-thing.- totally. that's the thing. i mean, so some— that's the thing. i mean, so some people were fired for navlng— mean, so some people were fired for navlng a— mean, so some people were fired for navlng a nng— mean, so some people were fired for having a mug with like a ronless— for having a mug with like a topless woman— for having a mug with like a topless woman or girl. like, come on. this— topless woman or girl. like, come on. this is— topless woman or girl. t 1“ this is these are these come on. this is these are these are come on. this is these are these dloles— come on. this is these are these are blokes who— come on. this is these are these are blokes who are— t 1“ this is these are these are blokes who are risking their lives— are blokes who are risking their lives ro— are blokes who are risking their lives ro go— are blokes who are risking their lives to go into— are blokes who are risking their lives to go into the sea and people-s— lives to go into the sea and save people's lives. you know, rney-re—llnll save people's lives. you know,| they're—kind of they're going to be the kind of sonelrnen— they're going to be the kind of some-them are— they're going to be the kind of some them are going to be the some of them are going to be the line— some of them are going to be the line or— some of them are going to be the line or gnys— some of them are going to be the line or gnys wno— some of them are going to be the kind of guys who have a mug. wean.— kind of guys who have a mug. wean. wran— kind of guys who have a mug. yeah. with some— kind of guys who have a mug. yeah. with some boobs. possibly even—canon. - even a problematic tattoo. yeah, those pins

yeah, maybe one of those pins anar— yeah, maybe one of those pins rnar yon— yeah, maybe one of those pins rnar yon rnrn— yeah, maybe one of those pins that you turn it— yeah, maybe one of those pins that you turn it upside down and the that you turn it upside down and we dinni— that you turn it upside down and the bikini comes— that you turn it upside down and the bikini comes off a whole pack— the bikini comes off a whole oacllcarls. — the bikini comes off a whole pack-cards. yeah,- the bikini comes off a whole pack cards. “22“ pack of cards. yeah, that's all for part three. in the final section, we proto pizzas section, we got proto pizzas fully athletes fully juiced up athletes finally. story about finally. and a story about artisan which less artisan leakers, which is less distressing than it sounds. we'll you couple of we'll see you in a couple of minutes .

and welcome back to headliners for our final section. leo we kick off with the metro and does this pompeii painting suggest discovery of the proto pizza? the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus . so this is the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus. so this is in the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus . so this is in the la pythicus. so this is in the necro— la pythicus. so this is in the werro .— la pythicus. so this is in the werro . so— la pythicus. so this is in the metro . so 2000 _ la pythicus. so this is in the metro . so 2000 year- fry.“ rt»; so this is in the metro . so 2000 year old painting metro. so 2000 year old painting anar— metro. so 2000 year old painting rnar conll— metro. so 2000 year old painting rnar conll de— metro. so 2000 year old painting that could be the— metro. so 2000 year old painting that could be the clue to the worlds— that could be the clue to the world's first— that could be the clue to the world's first pizza. it's a gaming— world's first pizza. it's a galnnng or— world's first pizza. it's a painting of a— world's first pizza. it's a painting of a domino's flyer alvenlslng— painting of a domino's flyer advertising a— painting of a domino's flyer advertising a two for one deal. no,— advertising a two for one deal. wo, lr-s— advertising a two for one deal. no, as non— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's it— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's it says here rrallans— no, it's not. it's it says here italians are— no, it's not. it's it says here italians are known for their love— italians are known for their love or— italians are known for their love of pizza.— italians are known for their love of pizza. this is this is groundbreaking— love of pizza. this is this is groundbreaking stuff in the necro— groundbreaking stuff in the nerro nere. — groundbreaking stuff in the metro here. yeah. i was not

aware-italians- metro here. yeah. i was not aware italians enjoyed . so. aware that italians enjoyed. so. wean— aware that italians enjoyed. so. wean anis— aware that italians enjoyed. so. wean rnls ls— aware that italians enjoyed. so. yeah, this is so. _ aware that italians enjoyed. so. yeah, this is so. . “ rt.2 yeah, this is so. it's a nice painting, isn't it? can we just say for 2000 years ago it is quite nicely done. well, it kind of quite nicely done. well, it kind or looks— quite nicely done. well, it kind or looks like— quite nicely done. well, it kind of looks like a— quite nicely done. well, it kind of looks like a mouldy- r:. “ rt.2:«r : well, it kind of looks like a mouldy cupboard. live— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. llle yon— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. llle yon onen— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. llle yon open a— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. like you open a cupboard and a lean— like you open a cupboard and a lean pesos— like you open a cupboard and a dead person's house. c dead person's house. like it's got— dead person's house. like it's gar an— dead person's house. like it's gar an egg— dead person's house. like it's got an egg on the pizza. they do that in australia, don't they? they egg of the they put an egg on top of the suella no, apparently, no. they didn't have suella n0, apparently, no. they didn't have mozzarella- \2r they didn't have mozzarella according to didn't have mozzarella according ro—elrner. i didn't have mozzarella accordingi ro—elrner. we. to tony. no tomatoes either. no. so main two ingredients that so the main two ingredients that separate pizza from. yeah, it's a of bread separate pizza from. yeah, it's a.of bread and— yeah, it's a of bread and discovered a bit of bread and discovered dreacl — a bit of bread and discovered dreacl ian— a bit of bread and discovered bread. .an open- a bit of bread and discovered bread. 2“ “ : rt.“ bread. it's an open sandwich. yeah. but still, i think pizza was a like a new york invention wasn't it ? isn't that the myth? wasn't it? isn't that the myth? i was like the new. i think it was like the new. you're going to get some angry emails— you're going to get some angry emails from— you're going to get some angry emails from italians in, you know— emails from italians in, you know immigrants emails from italians in, you- know-immigrantslnew know italian immigrants in new vow. —nlgnr- york. i think holac might not have don't know, maybe it have been i don't know, maybe it was like scottish, scottish people. perfect at it. so we worked— people. perfect at it. so we worked on— people. perfect at it. so we worked out that— perfect at it. so we worked out that you could dip it in worked out that you could dip it ln—rry— worked out that you could dip it ln—rry n— worked out that you could dip it ln—rry n so- worked out that you could dip it ln—rry n so r- worked out that you could dip it in_fry it so i had- in batter and fry it so i had lay— in batter and fry it so i had lay r— in batter and fry it so i had one day i had— in batter and fry it so i had one day i had like pizzas. i remember going— one day i had like pizzas. i remember going to- one day i had like pizzas. i remember going to pompeii and naples and stuff . they have naples and stuff. they have those ones that are just like very basic. what i mean it's.

very basic. do what i mean it's. yeah, but, but, but have a kind of bit of, a bit of herb and spice them or whatever. it's spice in them or whatever. it's the so delicious that the crust is so delicious that sits to sea and you've sits next to the sea and you've had quite a wine and had quite a lot of wine and you're not at work exactly, but they don't fill the crust and they don't fill the crust and they have like 18 types of they don't have like 18 types of salami anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and yway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and way, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and i feeli think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and i feel sorryk it looked nice. and i feel sorry for the poor people of pompeii. they didn't get the credit they deserve. cressida mirror, now one of the country's most popular pub debates, looks likely settled and likely to be finally settled and enhanced games to allow drug taking and has support of athletes and doctors. i this blows my mind.— athletes and doctors. i this blows my mind. the- 2“: :t i this blows my mind. the idea is rney-re— blows my mind. the idea is rney-re going— blows my mind. the idea is they're going to— blows my mind. the idea is they're going to have the olynplc— they're going to have the olympic games type stuff , but olympic games type stuff, but yoe— olympic games type stuff, but you're allowed— olympic games type stuff, but you're allowed all the drugs you wanr— you're allowed all the drugs you wanr .— you're allowed all the drugs you wanr . rnere-s— you're allowed all the drugs you want . there's nothing. i mean, want. there's nothing. i mean, i oney— want. there's nothing. i mean, i assume they only— want. there's nothing. i mean, i assume they only mean like a once— assume they only mean like a one line— assume they only mean like a buffet like before— assume they only mean like a buffet like before you go on, dnl— buffet like before you go on, on yon— buffet like before you go on, on yon can— buffet like before you go on, but you can have that as part of yonr— but you can have that as part of yonr warning— but you can have that as part of yonrrralnlng. — but you can have that as part of your training. as— but you can have that as part of your training . but you can have that as part of your training. 2.“ your training. as you run past. you just. yeah , yeah.- your training. 2.“ /r1 yeah , yeah. they you just. yeah, yeah. they haven-t— you just. yeah, yeah. they haven't mentioned- /1 yeah, yeah. they haven't mentioned whether they-re— haven't mentioned whether they-re legat— haven't mentioned whether they're legal or— haven't mentioned whether they're legal or not. i assume they— they're legal or not. i assume they men— they're legal or not. i assume they mean things— they're legal or not. i assume they mean things that are legal. the they mean things that are legal. nne mee— they mean things that are legal. the idea comes— they mean things that are legal. the idea comes from london based

nnemeeemen— the idea comes from london based businessman aaron— the idea comes from london based businessman aaron de, who's grown— businessman aaron de, who's enenn enn— businessman aaron de, who's grown men ene— businessman aaron de, who's grown sick and tired of the mnem— grown sick and tired of the cement-en- grown sick and tired of the current-of elite- grown sick and tired of the current of elite sport current system of elite sport ene— current system of elite sport ene-ne— current system of elite sport ene-ne-mel and wants to shake up the memen— and wants to shake up the market-lean— and wants to shake up the market. can understand market. i can understand this became— market. i can understand thisi because—reasons. market. i can understand this. because—reasons. i because there's two reasons. i and men— because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also- because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also said- because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also said there will be obviously awards for winners, but especially for record because record breakers, because that's what interested. thinks what he's interested. he thinks that if you were juiced enough, you do a nine you could probably do a nine second 100 metre dash, which i mean, on, you want to see mean, come on, you want to see that? want to know if that? we all want to know if that's possible. i care. that's possible. i don't care. drugs, illegal. i mean, you can't have roids, aren't can't have some roids, aren't illegal. steroids like illegal. steroids are like banned substances if you want banned substances is if you want to in but you to compete in sport, but you won't be sent to jail using won't be sent to jail for using them. don't them. but generally, i don't know the rules are, know exactly what the rules are, but they're not like cocaine. yeah human hormone. and yeah human growth hormone. and testosterone can testosterone based steroids can make mean, like make your i mean, like weightlifters and weightlifters now. and bodybuilders are there are basically two separate categories , as i don't think categories, as i don't think they call it juiced up. and but essentially yeah, call it for natural. yeah. so you can tell became— natural. yeah. so you can tell because they— natural. yeah. so you can tell because they don't— yeah. so you can tell because they don't have big mneeee. ne— because they don't have big muscles. no they don't have the nneneven— muscles. no they don't have the whatever these _ muscles. no they don't have the whatever these ones are. oh men-e— whatever these ones are. oh men-e ngm. — whatever these ones are. oh that's right. they- whatever these ones are. oh that's right. “can mt; whatever these ones are. oh that's right. “can mi; “1:1, whatever these ones are. oh that's right. “can mt; “can that's right. they are. they or whatever. yeah. i they whatever. yeah. i mean no they are absurd. what these sounds entirely reasonable to, to

damage people's health because he of running he says that instead of running the 100m in 9.58 seconds, you could do it in less than nine seconds. i would love to see that. and the other thing is, you know, it would eliminate all of that whispering, you know, because whenever somebody does like now, it like break a record now, it immediately , doesn't it? immediately starts, doesn't it? you know, i think i don't know why it's got to your why not. it's got to be your choice, it? yeah. it'd be choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be une— choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be like watching— choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be like watching the— (moi; . fl yeah. it'd be like watching the russians at the like watching the russians at me ommmee— like watching the russians at the olympics 80s. the olympics in the 80s. exactly. exactly. - the olympics in the 80s. keen exactly. these. these exactly. exactly. these. these nneeene — exactly. exactly. these. these russians. _were - east i russians. what were the east eenmenee— russians. what were the east germans? yeah _ russians. what were the east germans? yeah russians. what were the east- germans? yeah _the women germans? yeah yeah, the women with full beard all with the full beard have all those records. they were way mean— those records. they were way eneee mm— those records. they were way ahead with that. _ they were way ahead with that. puberty blockers gender transition blockers and gender transition drugs. so blockers and gender transition drugs . so those were the years. drugs. so those were the years. and— drugs. so those were the years. and men-e— drugs. so those were the years. and that's all— drugs. so those were the years. and that's all been— 2 93 so those were the years. and that's all been forgotten, een-n— and that's all been forgotten, een-n ne— and that's all been forgotten, een-n ene-eu— and that's all been forgotten, isn't it?-all been- isn't it? that's all been neeeeuy— isn't it? that's all been basically memory hold all of nneee— basically memory hold all of nneee-eee— basically memory hold all of those east germany was those years. east germany was nne— those years. east germany was like eme— those years. east germany was like number two— those years. east germany was like number two in the record in the like number two in the record in me m— like number two in the record in me m nne— like number two in the record in the in the results— like number two in the record in the in the results table every yee— the in the results table every yee anyway. — the in the results table every yee anyway. i— the in the results table every year anyway. i think it would be very— year anyway. i think it would be very interesting— year anyway. i think it would be very interesting and also , you very interesting and also, you men:— very interesting and also, you men: m— very interesting and also, you men: m e— very interesting and also, you know, in a country where we anew— know, in a country where we new people— know, in a country where we allow people to— know, in a country where we allow people to destroy their meann— allow people to destroy their men ny— allow people to destroy their health by overeating or drinking too mnem— health by overeating or drinking too much alcohol— health by overeating or drinking too much alcohol or smoking, i een-n— too much alcohol or smoking, i none-men— too much alcohol or smoking, i none-men ne— too much alcohol or smoking, i don't-that we can- too much alcohol or smoking, i don't that we can afford to don't know that we can afford to wag—

don't know that we can afford to nee-en— don't know that we can afford to wag-at somebody- don't know that we can afford to wag at somebody and wag our finger at somebody and say,— wag our finger at somebody and een-men:— wag our finger at somebody and say, know, shouldn't do say, you know, you shouldn't do men—nem- that to yourself. body positivity olympics. yeah. hopefully olympics where hopefully the olympics where everybody yeah but everybody overeats. yeah but don't-eating— everybody overeats. yeah but don't-eating contest- everybody overeats. yeah but don't-eating contest a. : yeah but don't eating contest a hot don't they eating contest a hot dog— don't they eating contest a hot dog eennee— don't they eating contest a hot dog eennge — don't they eating contest a hot dog eennge m— don't they eating contest a hot dog eating? is that- don't they eating contest a hot dog eating? is that what you mean? yeah but they- dog eating? , yeah but they don't run mean? yeah but they don't run mm — mean? yeah but they don't run 100m afterwards. _ , yeah but they don't run 100m afterwards. : 21] yeah ioom afterwards. could do. yeah man— ioom afterwards. could do. yeah memen— ioom afterwards. could do. yeah man would be— ioom afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it— ioom afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it .— ioom afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it. how— 100m afterwards. : 21] yeah that would be it . how far 100m afterwards. : 21] yeah that would be it. how far can you— that would be it. how far can you mn— that would be it. how far can you nme— that would be it. how far can you run. time times now leo. sweeping— you run. time times now leo. sweeping reforms— you run. time times now leo. sweeping reforms in counting c keen— sweeping reforms in counting c nenee eeennne— sweeping reforms in counting c korea adopting western standards of korea adopting western standards on age.— korea adopting western standards on eee. nne— korea adopting western standards of age. this feels— korea adopting western standards of age. this feels like colonialism - of age. this feels like colonialism .- of age. this feels like colonialism . yes. of age. this feels like colonialism .yes. of age. this feels like- colonialism . yes. the south colonialism. yes. the south koreans are going to become a year , in some cases two years year, in some cases two years younger . after the reform, the younger. after the reform, the system known as korean age by which people are reckoned to be significantly older than the length of time that they have been alive. i had a similar thing. i had a thing called a tender age. yeah, when i was single where i was five years younger than actually am. but younger than i actually am. but in you're a baby it's in korea you're a baby when it's born. year old at the born. is one year old at the moment birth gains moment of birth and gains another year. every new year's day. if you're born in day. so if you're born in december, you're suddenly two when you're only a week old because they they think first of all, they think the nine months

you spend in womb is you spend in the womb is essentially a year. they round that essentially a year. they round man up:— essentially a year. they round men nne-renne— essentially a year. they round that up,-round it- essentially a year. they round that up,-round it up. - they round that up, round it up. “can that up, just round it up. they mende— that up, just round it up. they meme me— that up, just round it up. they include the twinkle the eye. include the twinkle in the eye. yeah, that's very nice. yeah, exactly. that's very nice. nne— yeah, exactly. that's very nice. nne-m— yeah, exactly. that's very nice. the-in-eve-- yeah, exactly. that's very nice. nne-m-eye. ane- yeah, exactly. that's very nice. i the-in-eye. and then the twinkle in the eye. and then eeeendtn— the twinkle in the eye. and then eeeenew: we— the twinkle in the eye. and then secondly, we, they— the twinkle in the eye. and then secondly, we, they they it secondly, we, they they do it from — secondly, we, they they do it from january— secondly, we, they they do it from january first. so you're all-essentially. - from january first. so you're. all-essentially. .is all babies, essentially. this is nne— all babies, essentially. this is nne-men— all babies, essentially. this is the.that doesn't- all babies, essentially. this is the that doesn't get the bit that doesn't get mentioned. _ the bit that doesn't get mentioned. all babies are the mnneewe— mentioned. all babies are the mnneewe .— mentioned. all babies are the birthdays . the— mentioned. all babies are the birthdays . the birthdays birthdays. the birthdays eminen— birthdays. the birthdays officially the _ birthdays. the birthdays officially the 1st of january. veen. — officially the ist of january. ween. right-— officially the 1st of january. yeah. right-they. officially the 1st of january. . yeah. right-they don't yeah. right. well they don't like of weird. it's like it's kind of weird. it's going bad for a bouncy going to be bad for a bouncy castle hire. yeah, it's all on new. — castle hire. yeah, it's all on day- cm— castle hire. yeah, it's all on one day. can you- castle hire. yeah, it's all on one day. can you come to my birthday party? well, that's a bit tricky. i suppose they have a workaround for it. i guess they just a workaround for it. i guess mew me een-n— a workaround for it. i guess they just don't. they- c i guess they just don't. they don't celebrate— they just don't. they don't celebrate individual do celebrate individual stuff, do mew—ngmei they, in korea? is that right? or they, in korea? is that right? e n— they, in korea? is that right? e n men— they, in korea? is that right? or is that just— they, in korea? is that right? or is that just north korea? mm— or is that just north korea? mm m— or is that just north korea? this is south— or is that just north korea? this is south korea,- or is that just north korea? this is south korea, isn't it? it's very individual. maybe it's a very individual. maybe it's they it's different in fact, they have virtually either. have virtually no babies either. they have less than i. they have one of the lowest— they have less than i. they have one of the lowest fertility- one of the lowest fertility rates— one of the lowest fertility rates-world. - one of the lowest fertility rates _world. but rates in the world. yeah, but i think racehorses do that, don't they? racehorses are officially born the 1st of january. born on the 1st of january. i think you know, and it think so. you know, and it doesn't harm to doesn't do them any harm to relationship news. now, chris skudder and woman has noticed skudder and a woman has noticed that her husband's salary fails

to the fantasy version of to match the fantasy version of him that she thought she'd married woman lambasted married. and woman lambasted ener— married. and woman lambasted men moaning— married. and woman lambasted after moaning about— : and woman lambasted after moaning about her nnenene-e— after moaning about her husband's salary. this story newes— husband's salary. this story nenee pence— husband's salary. this story takes place on— husband's salary. this story takes place on mumsnet, so it's fantastic— takes place on mumsnet, so it's fantastic en— takes place on mumsnet, so it's fantastic on mumsnet. am i being nmeeeeneenw— fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ?_ fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ? all— fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ? all one of their unreasonable? all one of their nnneeee — unreasonable? all one of their nnneeee me— unreasonable? all one of their threads. the poster described her threads. the poster described nen nnenene— threads. the poster described her husband as— threads. the poster described her husband as well qualified ene— her husband as well qualified and ene— her husband as well qualified and she apparently he told her at me— and she apparently he told her at the beginning— and she apparently he told her at the beginning of the relationship— at the beginning of the relationship that he was going to relationship that he was going ne gen— relationship that he was going we get een— relationship that he was going to get such and— relationship that he was going to get such and such a job and men— to get such and such a job and men ne— to get such and such a job and men ne nee— to get such and such a job and then he had earned so much by wneneven— then he had earned so much by whatever stage. _ then he had earned so much by whatever stage. it— then he had earned so much by whatever stage. it does sound nne— whatever stage. it does sound like ene-e— whatever stage. it does sound like she's projected she would nne.— like she's projected she would nne-eme— like she's projected she would like.-time-gone- like she's projected she would like. time gone by. like. some time has gone by. me— like. some time has gone by. me men-n— like. some time has gone by. this hasn't happened and she's upset— this hasn't happened and she's upset-and— this hasn't happened and she's upset-and some- this hasn't happened and she's upset and some people upset about it. and some people are upset about it. and some people newne— upset about it. and some people are telling her— upset about it. and some people are telling her she's wrong. it eennee— are telling her she's wrong. it seemed nne— are telling her she's wrong. it sounds like she's— are telling her she's wrong. it sounds like she's just married the sounds like she's just married me wrong— sounds like she's just married the wrong bloke,— sounds like she's just married the wrong bloke, doesn't it? new— the wrong bloke, doesn't it? mew—nee- the wrong bloke, doesn't it?- well,_he's married well, it seems like he's married the well, it seems like he's married nne-women. — well, it seems like he's married the-woman. yeah. - well, it seems like he's married the woman. / yeah. well, it seems like he's married- the-woman. yeah. yeah. oh, the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, mw eee.— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my eee. lsne-e— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god. ishe's like— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god.ishe's like a— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god. ishe's like a vulture. - the wrong woman. / yeah. oh, my god. c my god. she's like a vulture. he's my god. she's like a vulture. ne-e earning— my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40— my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40 grand- my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40 grand a- my god. c he's earning 40 grand a year. we— he's earning 40 grand a year. it's-terrible,— he's earning 40 grand a year. it's-terrible, but- he's earning 40 grand a year. it's terrible, but maybe he it's not terrible, but maybe he did it's not terrible, but maybe he ene-ner— it's not terrible, but maybe he ene-nee nne— it's not terrible, but maybe he did her the impression that did give her the impression that he did give her the impression that ne-en— did give her the impression that he-of ambition.- did give her the impression that he-of ambition. i- did give her the impression that he of ambition. i will he had a lot of ambition. i will say— he had a lot of ambition. i will eey ne— he had a lot of ambition. i will eey enme— he had a lot of ambition. i will say one thing. it— he had a lot of ambition. i will say one thing. it doesn't sound nne— say one thing. it doesn't sound like nney— say one thing. it doesn't sound nne nney gen— say one thing. it doesn't sound like they got kids,— say one thing. it doesn't sound like they got kids, so you can't be like they got kids, so you can't tee-em— like they got kids, so you can't ne-nm mere— like they got kids, so you can't be-but there is- like they got kids, so you can't be but there is definitely be sure. but there is definitely a be sure. but there is definitely mee— be sure. but there is definitely etee meme— be sure. but there is definitely a test drone-in- be sure. but there is definitely a test drone in domestic a test drone drop in domestic aged— a test drone drop in domestic aged-and— a test drone drop in domestic aged and testosterone is aged men and testosterone is wne—

aged men and testosterone is wne-neee— aged men and testosterone is what-need to— aged men and testosterone is what-need to-like. aged men and testosterone is what need to like over what you need to have like over netewene— what you need to have like over ridiculous-of— what you need to have like over ridiculous of ambition ridiculous levels of ambition ene— ridiculous levels of ambition and net— ridiculous levels of ambition and risk taking,— ridiculous levels of ambition and risk taking, right? there and risk taking, right? so there is and risk taking, right? so there ween—— and risk taking, right? so there nen— me- and risk taking, right? so there is_on the otherl is you know, and on the other name:— is you know, and on the other hand,.course,_ is you know, and on the other hand,.course, you- is you know, and on the other hand, course, you desperately hand, of course, you desperately went—me- hand, of course, you desperately want—the house. hand, of course, you desperatelyl want—the house and want to get out of the house and enm- —mew - want to get out of the house and een—mew: n- stuff. so there's you know, it weighs— stuff. so there's you know, it weighs-a— stuff. so there's you know, it weighs i a little - stuff. so there's you know, it weighs a little bit, but it weighs up a little bit, but it n— weighs up a little bit, but it can i mean, it's— weighs up a little bit, but it can i mean, it's been shown to newe— can i mean, it's been shown to have-evolutionary- can i mean, it's been shown to have evolutionary adaptive have an evolutionary adaptive emeen — have an evolutionary adaptive emeen ven— have an evolutionary adaptive effect. you become less us meeennne— effect. you become less us masculine in— effect. you become less us masculine in house because masculine in the house because emenwtee— otherwise you would be unfaithful— otherwise you would be. unfaithful—you unfaithful or whatever. you mew:— unfaithful or whatever. you mew—sene- unfaithful or whatever. you| know, _ sorts of know, there are all sorts of mines— know, there are all sorts of things mn— know, there are all sorts of things that a— know, there are all sorts of things that a man would do if his hormones— things that a man would do if his hormones didn't adapt. so ene— his hormones didn't adapt. so ene-neve— his hormones didn't adapt. so she-have not- his hormones didn't adapt. so she have not accounted for she might have not accounted for men— she might have not accounted for that—probably- she might have not accounted for that._probably buy. that. she should probably buyi eeme—ene some boxing gloves and a and a ene— some boxing gloves and a and a ene-new— some boxing gloves and a and a andlfew training,— some boxing gloves and a and a and few training, and she and a few training, and she enema— and a few training, and she enewe get— and a few training, and she enewe get a— and a few training, and she should get a job. : should get a job. she should she job instead of like trying to claw money out of her poor husband. and he should leave her leave— husband. and he should leave her leave-fen— husband. and he should leave her leave-fen me— husband. and he should leave her leave-for the hills.- leave like run for the hills. mie— leave like run for the hills. inn—nee- leave like run for the hills.| this—red flag this is the biggest red flag twe— this is the biggest red flag rye—mn- this is the biggest red flag i've—this is- this is the biggest red flag i've—this is a. this is the biggest red flag- i've_this is a bigger i've ever seen. this is a bigger nee— i've ever seen. this is a bigger nee nee— i've ever seen. this is a bigger red flag men— i've ever seen. this is a bigger red flag than the— i've ever seen. this is a bigger red flag than the entire chinese emy. — red flag than the entire chinese emy. me— red flag than the entire chinese emy. we gee— red flag than the entire chinese army. we got 30s— red flag than the entire chinese army. we got 30s to- red flag than the entire chinese army. �*fw�*wzi; q1 1505 :niw red flag than the entire chinese army. q1 305 army. we got 30s to do bakery news, leo and a dorset baker has been making holy bread. explain so this head baker has been mem— so this head baker has been fired? well,— so this head baker has been fired? well, been so this head baker has been. fired? well,-been-and fired? well, he's been fired and men— fired? well, he's been fired and. men—enema then awarded more than 15 grand for then awarded more than 15 grand fen neme— then awarded more than 15 grand for being mee— then awarded more than 15 grand for being fired because he was manne— for being fired because he was making loaves— for being fired because he was making loaves with many making loaves with too many melee—ne- making loaves with too many holes—he said. making loaves with too many. holes—he said it's holes in them. and he said it's an en— holes in them. and he said it's an an end— holes in them. and he said it's an an and net— holes in them. and he said it's an art and not science. no an art and not a science. no need— an art and not a science. no need manne— an art and not a science. no bread making is— an art and not a science. no bread making is a science.

vee-we— bread making is a science. vee-vente— bread making is a science. you've-to have- bread making is a science. you've to have everything you've got to have everything weighed— weighed perfectly and the reason mere-e— weighed perfectly and the reason there's-because- weighed perfectly and the reason there's because he's there's holes is because he's leaving— there's holes is because he's leaving n— there's holes is because he's leaving n e— there's holes is because he's leaving it to rise— there's holes is because he's leaving it to rise too long to get— leaving it to rise too long to get tneee— leaving it to rise too long to get tneee ttg— leaving it to rise too long to get those big holes. so he teeen-t— get those big holes. so he doesn't know— get those big holes. so he doesn't know bake get those big holes. so he- doesn't know-bake bread doesn't know how to bake bread better— doesn't know how to bake bread better-teee — doesn't know how to bake bread better-teee - doesn't know how to bake bread better-does. i-thej better than he does. i like the teen— better than he does. i like the ttetltety— better than he does. i like the idea holy bread though. that idea of holy bread though. that sounds a religious thing. sounds like a religious thing. yeah, the cracker. the show is nearly so let's take nearly over, so let's take another at another quick look at wednesday's sign wednesday's front pages. no sign of bread any of them. of artisan bread on any of them. the mail seven days of the daily mail has seven days of nhs as senior doctors walk nhs chaos as senior doctors walk out the daily express. i want to be brutally honest with the public. that's matt, not nick hancock . the financial times. hancock. the financial times. putin admits kremlin paid billions to bankroll wagner's paramilitary is the i putin plane flies russian diplomats home from america. the times water bills will rise by up to 40% amid crises and the daily star pack your wag state dogs on houday star pack your wag state dogs on holiday with you . those were holiday with you. those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, leo kearse and cressida wetton. we're back tomorrow. at the same time, i'll be joined by josh howie and nick dixon. if you're watching the 5 am,

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south hello. good evening. it's me, jacob rees—mogg of the jacob rees—mogg on state of the nafion jacob rees—mogg on state of the nation tonight. another nation tonight. yet another energy boss has expressed concern over a potential labour government and its pledge to stop sea and gas stop north sea oil and gas licences . not to mention the tax licences. not to mention the tax is already being imposed on the industry. is it we put industry. is it time we put energy security motty ahead of the net zero agenda? the windsor framework although hailed as a crystallisation of uk—eu post—brexit relations , has post—brexit relations, has ultimately failed in its most important intention to restore power sharing in northern ireland. we'll be joined by the leader of the democratic unionist party, sir jeffrey donaldson, centre for donaldson, as the centre for brexit policy unveils new plans to tackle the problems posed by

the protocol and does indolence lead to illness? seems working from home may be the prime culprit behind britains epidemic of long term sickness. work and pensions secretary mel stride certainly seems to think so as he pledges an expansion of schemes to get britain back to work. and where next for vladimir putin? he has never looked weaker in his 23 year reign after his own private army invaded russia unchallenged. we will be joined by former government minister brooks newmark , who has been working on newmark, who has been working on the front line. these past few it's the most important part of the progrline.e. it's the most important part of the progrline. these past few months with the ukrainian the front line. these past few months with the ukrainian people. state of the nation people. state of the nation starts now . starts now . starts now. we'll also be joined by a starts now. we'll also particularly illuminating panel this evening, author and broadcaster michael crick and the criminal barrister and former tory mp jerry hayes. the criminal barrister and former tory mp jerry hayes . as former tory mp jerry hayes. as evenl former tory mp jerry hayes. as ever, i want to hear from you. it's the most important part of

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