ended their industrial now ended their industrial action and we stand ready to work in partnership with the nhs staff council as a whole. but also with the rcn. there are a number of aspects of our deal with the agenda for change unions . we continue to work with unions. we continue to work with them and we stand ready to do so with the rcn. now news away from home. the belarusian president says— home. the belarusian president says the— home. the belarusian president says the wagner— the belarusian president says the wagner group of mercenaries— says the wagner group of mercenaries and their boss, vsvgsny— mercenaries and their boss, yevgeny prigozhin , is now in yevgeny prigozhin, is now in belarus— yevgeny prigozhin, is now in belarus .— yevgeny prigozhin, is now in belarus . alexander lukashenko belarus. alexander lukashenko had previously— belarus. alexander lukashenko had previously offered the mercenary chief a relocation asa— mercenary chief a relocation asa aa— mercenary chief a relocation asa as has— mercenary chief a relocation deal to his country. help to end saaaaaay-s— deal to his country. help to end saturday's march— deal to his country. help to end saturday's march on moscow. wagner— saturday's march on moscow. wagner assas— saturday's march on moscow. wagner troops were told they had mass— wagner troops were told they had three choices. _ wagner troops were told they had three choices. they— wagner troops were told they had three choices. they could either jan— three choices. they could either join the— three choices. they could either join the russian— three choices. they could either join the russian army, move to belarus— join the russian army, move to asaaaas wash— join the russian army, move to belarus with their— join the russian army, move to belarus with their leader or suma— belarus with their leader or tstntu ts— belarus with their leader or return to their— belarus with their leader or return to their families . it return to their families. it comes as the _ return to their families. it comes as the kremlin says vtattntt— comes as the kremlin says vladimir putin's position has not tssn— vladimir putin's position has not been shaken— vladimir putin's position has not been shaken by the attempted nuttny— not been shaken by the attempted nuttny .— not been shaken by the attempted nuttny . ss— not been shaken by the attempted nuttny . sn usus— not been shaken by the attempted

mutiny. gb news picked up double tric mutiny. gb news picked up double tnts aats— mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today— mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today ._ mutiny. gb news picked up double tric awards today . gb news tric awards today. gb news tnsattast— tric awards today. gb news breakfast. one— tric awards today. gb news breakfast. one multi—channel news programme— breakfast. one multi—channel news programme of the year tsattns— news programme of the year beating established news outlet msnntns— beating established news outlet morning offerings and nigel tanass— morning offerings and nigel tanags nas— morning offerings and nigel farage was awarded news nnsssntsn— farage was awarded news presenter of _ farage was awarded news presenter of the year , much to presenter of the year, much to tns— presenter of the year, much to tns sunnntss— presenter of the year, much to the surprise of— presenter of the year, much to the surprise of the seated sussts— the surprise of the seated gussts ant— the surprise of the seated guests and glittering afternoon ceremony which— guests and glittering afternoon ceremony which took place at the grosvenor house— ceremony which took place at the grosvenor house hotel in london. stsnnsn— grosvenor house hotel in london. stsnnsn unan— grosvenor house hotel in london. stephen dixon and— grosvenor house hotel in london. stephen dixon and ellie coasts.— stephen dixon and ellie costello. weekend news nnsssntsns— costello. weekend news presenters on- costello. weekend news presenters on the breakfast nnsgnanns— presenters on the breakfast programme were evident, tsttgntst— programme were evident, delighted at— programme were evident, delighted at receiving the tnsnny. — delighted at receiving the tnsnny. tns— delighted at receiving the trophy. 11ti. delighted at receiving the trophy. 1.1ti. c trophy. the public, they like what we do and it feels so nice to be up against stiff competition, doesn't it.7 like itv, like bbc? and competition, doesn't it? like itv, like bbc? and it's us that steps away with the gong. it feels amazing, steps away with the gong. it feels amazing , doesn't it? it feels amazing, doesn't it? it feels amazing, doesn't it? it feels really, really good.- t: : c 7 it feels really, really good. in a ntnuts— feels really, really good. in a ntnuts. t— feels really, really good. in a minute. i just— feels really, really good. in a minute. i just love it. i just want— minute. i just love it. i just want to— minute. i just love it. i just want to ts— minute. i just love it. i just want to be like, yes. congratulations to . congratulations to all want to be like, yes. - congratulations to all those on screen and indeed— congratulations to all those on screen and indeed those behind the screen and indeed those behind tns ss.snss— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this is— screen and indeed those behind the scenes. this is .

the scenes. this is. gb news. |tnant— the scenes. this is. gb news. | thank you.— the scenes. this is. gb news. . thank you, polly,- the scenes. this is. gb news. - thank you, polly, and. thank you, polly, and congratulate our congratulate to all our colleagues. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm simon evans, taking through wednesday's taking you through wednesday's best headlines. a man who likes to swear the aptly named leo curse and the aptly named cressida wetton as well. aptly named because she lives on a boat. there we are. that's taken some of the finest minds in west london. good. 3 or 4 seconds to come up with that tradition. we crowbar in. i'm afraid, a few pounds , but we are about to look pounds, but we are about to look at the front pages, which are, after all, the natural home of puns. well, let's see what we've got this evening. we've got seven days of nhs chaos . a seven days of nhs chaos. a senior doctors walk out . that is senior doctors walk out. that is the daily mail. also sarah vine. how i had my breast groped at number 10 daily express. that sounds like a self—help guide, doesn't it? daily express . yes. doesn't it? daily express. yes. i want to be brutally honest with the public. nothing to do with the public. nothing to do with groping breasts. he's

talking about covid deaths. the financial times. putin admits kremlin paid billions to bankroll wagner's wagner's whatever you want to call them , whatever you want to call them, the paramilitaries. i should imagine that carpet cost a fair few quid as well. the i. putin plane flies russian diplomats home from america . and a little home from america. and a little bit of news about the england test side. the times water bills will rise by up to 40% amid crisis. russian hat sizes rise by similar amounts. by the look of it, the daily star. pack your wags that is the advice that dogs need a mental health restoring holiday this summer as well . after the glory years of well. after the glory years of lockdown when they are finding it rough. so those were your front pages . so we begin with front pages. so we begin with the daily express. leo and nick hancock. matt hancock . the daily express. leo and nick hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. matt hancock. not nick.- ii matt hancock. mt?“

ii not nick. sorry there's hancock. not nick. sorry there's atnnsutast— hancock. not nick. sorry there's a throwback to— hancock. not nick. sorry there's a throwback to the— ii not nick. sorry there's a throwback to the past . that'd a throwback to the past. that'd be a throwback to the past. that'd ts a— a throwback to the past. that'd ts a tutst— a throwback to the past. that'd ts a tutst tn— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist in the— a throwback to the past. that'd be a twist in the tale of tnttatn-s— be a twist in the tale of britain's covid- be a twist in the tale of britain's covid inquiry. nick uanssst— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over it— britain's covid inquiry. nick hancock over it is now there's a tantant. — hancock over it is now there's a tantant. ss— hancock over it is now there's a new variant. so yeah , matt new variant. so yeah, matt uanssst— new variant. so yeah, matt hancock has— new variant. so yeah, matt hancock has said that britain's stnatstt— hancock has said that britain's stnatstt tan— hancock has said that britain's strategy for pandemics was ssnntststt— strategy for pandemics was completely wrong because it did not ssnsttsn— completely wrong because it did not consider to— completely wrong because it did not consider to how stop a new ttssass— not consider to how stop a new ttssass .— not consider to how stop a new ttssass . ant— not consider to how stop a new disease . and he— not consider to how stop a new disease . and he said central to disease. and he said central to nantsnts— disease. and he said central to pandemic planning needs to be non— pandemic planning needs to be non ts— pandemic planning needs to be not to you— pandemic planning needs to be not to you stan— pandemic planning needs to be how do you stop the disaster tnsn— how do you stop the disaster tnsn nannsntnt— how do you stop the disaster from happening in the first ntasss— from happening in the first place? usu— from happening in the first place? how do— from happening in the first place? how do you suppress the ttnuss— place? how do you suppress the virus? whereas— place? how do you suppress the virus? whereas previously they just— virus? whereas previously they were just talking— virus? whereas previously they were just talking about can we buy— were just talking about can we tut snsutn— were just talking about can we tut snsutn-tats- were just talking about can we buy enough bags where are buy enough body bags where are we-buw_ buy enough body bags where are us-tunt-tsats- buy enough body bags where are we bury dead? stuff we going to bury the dead? stuff like we going to bury the dead? stuff ttts-tnsutnt— we going to bury the dead? stuff like-thought when- we going to bury the dead? stuff like thought when i saw like that. i thought when i saw the headline— like that. i thought when i saw the headline and— like that. i thought when i saw the headline and i saw, you knott— the headline and i saw, you know,_admitsj know, matt hancock admits that u...— know, matt hancock admits that tns—tns— know, matt hancock admits that the,-the approach - know, matt hancock admits that the, the approach to the, you know, the approach to the, you know, the approach to tns nantsnts— the, you know, the approach to the pandemic was— the, you know, the approach to the pandemic was wrong. i tnsutnt— the pandemic was wrong. i tnsutnt ns— the pandemic was wrong. i thought he was— the pandemic was wrong. i thought he was going to say, tsan— thought he was going to say, tsan-a— thought he was going to say, tsan-a tat- thought he was going to say, yeah, a big mistake yeah, we made a big mistake tssttnt— yeah, we made a big mistake tssttnt-tus— yeah, we made a big mistakei locking-we-have locking down. we should have tons— locking down. we should have tans—tt- locking down. we should have. tans—ttt-tsu done what sweden did and, you know.— done what sweden did and, you tnsw-sssnsnnt- done what sweden did and, you know, economy running know, kept our economy running and know, kept our economy running ant-know.— know, kept our economy running and know, throwing and not, you know, throwing ntttsns— and not, you know, throwing nttttsns st— and not, you know, throwing millions of people into mental nsattn— millions of people into mental nsattn-ant— millions of people into mental health and children health crises and stop children tstttnt—tut- health crises and stop children tstttnt—tut tt-sl getting an education. but it's not-at— getting an education. but it's not-at-us-s- getting an education. but it's not at he's basically not that at all. he's basically saunt— not that at all. he's basically sattnt—nsnsl saying we should have more tasks. — saying we should have more locks. -should- saying we should have more locks. -should have. saying we should have more locks. : g locks. we should have gone the other way because they had various wargaming scenarios, didn't came up didn't they, that they came up with. remember when

with. and i remember when boris johnson appeared johnson famously appeared on holly couch, as it holly and phil's couch, as it then and he looked then was still and he looked like he was the bad guy. but but i remember i remember him sitting there talking about, you know, is essentially, you know, what is essentially, you know, what is essentially, you know, a kind of brace brace know, like a kind of brace brace , you know, and that was it. that was the whole of the strategy. right. just like tough it out, which is a very boris johnson strategy, actually. he was with that. and was quite happy with that. and they were like, no, no, need they were like, no, no, we need we nanny state we need vastly more nanny state kind the whole. kind of approach to the whole. it sounds quite similar to the snsat— it sounds quite similar to the great barrington_ it sounds quite similar to the great barrington declaration, tsssn-t— great barrington declaration, tsssn-t tts — great barrington declaration, doesn't it? imean,- great barrington declaration, doesn't it? " tttzitzr�* . doesn't it? i mean, they weren't quite saying it and quite saying tough it out and they weren't saying they certainly weren't saying let rip. but yeah, let it let it rip. but yeah, same as you. i- c c ” but yeah, same as you. i thought i ttsuttt— same as you. i thought i tnsutnt. sn— same as you. i thought i thought, oh, we're going to ttnattt—tt- thought, oh, we're going to finally—it was. thought, oh, we're going to. finally—it was all finally hear that. it was all a bit much, but instead it sounds more like the planning is preparing us for this to happen again, it? we should again, doesn't it? we should have again, doesn't it? we should tats-tt— again, doesn't it? we should have-it more,- again, doesn't it? we should have-it more, you- ege .. : c c7 we should have it more, you know, have done it more, you know, nsat— have done it more, you know, nsxt tns— have done it more, you know, next time we'll— have done it more, you know, next time we'll do it and next time we'll do it harder and tastsn—t- next time we'll do it harder and faster._| mean,- faster. no, thanks. i mean, tnsns— faster. no, thanks. i mean, tnsns ans— faster. no, thanks. i mean, there are certain specific examples of incompetence i think most people now that most people do now accept that the home strategy was was the care home strategy was was pretty callous pretty brutal and callous and unnecessary. said unnecessary. but having said that, i know how, because

that, i don't know how, because the you should the implication is you should have people have kept those people in hospital longer. well, can't hospital longer. well, you can't have hospitals just full of have your hospitals just full of old that's we have old people. that's why we have care in the first place, care homes in the first place, because they're quite because they're never quite well enough are they? enough to go home, are they? that's the trouble. yeah that's the situation. although somebody ssnnanst—sttl compared the discharging of old tssnts—tnts- compared the discharging of old nssnts—tnts sans| people sick with covid into care nsnnss— people sick with covid into care nsnss-ttts— people sick with covid into care homes,-like-sort- people sick with covid into care homes,-like-sort of. homes, it was like the sort of ststs— homes, it was like the sort of ststs tastts— homes, it was like the sort of siege tactic of— homes, it was like the sort of siege tactic of firing diseased tsttss—sn- siege tactic of firing diseased. bodies—or famously bodies over the wall or famously unsn—tnts- bodies over the wall or famously| when—into russia when they sent lenin into russia ntn— when they sent lenin into russia with - described - when they sent lenin into russia with - described him - when they sent lenin into russia with described him as with churchill described him as a plague— with churchill described him as a plague bacillus— with churchill described him as a plague bacillus . ?g1 with churchill described him as a plague bacillus . 3g1 a plague bacillus. right. the germans had well, he was in switzerland, lenin, and they decided to they sent him in a sealed train to saint petersburg, knowing he petersburg, knowing that he would bolshevik would trigger the bolshevik revolution would would revolution that would would force out of the war. force russia out of the war. right. but anyway, quite, quite tsntsat— right. but anyway, quite, quite tsntsat .— right. but anyway, quite, quite topical , slightly— 3ge but anyway, quite, quite topical , slightly strategic topical, slightly more strategic for topical, slightly more strategic tan tnsns-s— topical, slightly more strategic for there's just— topical, slightly more strategic for there's just there's just a stunts— for there's just there's just a stunts st— for there's just there's just a couple of bits— for there's just there's just a couple of bits good for, couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers_ couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers ._ couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers . so— couple of bits of good news for, for brexiteers . so apparently for brexiteers. so apparently tnsxtt— for brexiteers. so apparently brexit regarding medicine brexit helped regarding medicine nnssunsnnsnt— brexit helped regarding medicine ttssunsnnsnt — brexit helped regarding medicine procurement . oh— brexit helped regarding medicine procurement . oe brexit helped regarding medicine procurement. oe e brexit helped regarding medicine procurement. e procurement. oh this is in the hancock story. yeah. and also i t— hancock story. yeah. and also i t tan-t— hancock story. yeah. and also i mean i don't know— hancock story. yeah. and also i mean i don't know if— ii ”5.6th yeah. and also i mean i don't know if the vaccine nnssunsnnsnt— mean i don't know if the vaccine tnssunsnnsnt ts.— mean i don't know if the vaccine procurement is, but— mean i don't know if the vaccine procurement is, but we nnsutsustt— procurement is, but we previously know that it helped ntn— previously know that it helped with vaccine _ previously know that it helped with vaccine procurement as well tssauss— with vaccine procurement as well tssaussinsnsn-t— with vaccine procurement as well because .weren't-in. because we weren't lumped in ntn— because we weren't lumped in snt-know.- with this, you know,

bureaucratic european process. yes.— bureaucratic european process. vss. tnat-s— bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming— bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming that- bureaucratic european process. yes, that's assuming that the vaccines a thing. vaccines were a good thing. of course. still, at some course. but still, at some point, you it off, if you point, if you cut it off, if you just, like, isolate it. next up is the guardian, cressida. yeah, going with nick yeah, they're going with nick sttt— yeah, they're going with nick sttt unsta— yeah, they're going with nick gibb nicola story. turns out her tsatn— gibb nicola story. turns out her tsatn nas— gibb nicola story. turns out her death was accidental . that's. death was accidental. that's. tnat-s— death was accidental. that's. tnat-s tns— death was accidental. that's. that's the verdict died accidentally - that's the verdict died accidentally from drowning. cansnsn— accidentally from drowning. coroner rules— accidentally from drowning. coroner rules ._ accidentally from drowning. coroner rules . so lancashire coroner rules. so lancashire coroner records— coroner rules. so lancashire coroner records verdict of assttsntat— coroner records verdict of accidental death and finds nsntats— accidental death and finds mortgage broker died shortly attsn— mortgage broker died shortly after falling— mortgage broker died shortly after falling in— mortgage broker died shortly after falling in the river. so tnts— after falling in the river. so tnts ts— after falling in the river. so tnts ts t— after falling in the river. so this is i guess— after falling in the river. so this is i guess some some relief nstt— this is i guess some some relief ustt. nat— this is i guess some some relief well, not relief.— this is i guess some some relief well, not relief. some comfort to tns— well, not relief. some comfort to tns tanttt— well, not relief. some comfort to tns tanttt .— well, not relief. some comfort to the family . the idea that it to the family. the idea that it sutstts— to the family. the idea that it was suicide has— to the family. the idea that it was suicide has now been put to tast— was suicide has now been put to tst. tnsns-s— was suicide has now been put to tst. tnsns-s a— was suicide has now been put to bed. there's a lot— was suicide has now been put to bed. there's a lot of discussion about— bed. there's a lot of discussion atsut tns— bed. there's a lot of discussion about the lancashire police. the stnsn— about the lancashire police. the stnsn tns— about the lancashire police. the other time they— about the lancashire police. the other time they were suggesting she other time they were suggesting sns nttnt— other time they were suggesting she might have— other time they were suggesting she might have been drunk. yeah, tnat-s— she might have been drunk. yeah, has now— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been put— she might have been drunk. yeah, that's now been put to bed as nstt— that's now been put to bed as ustt. sns— that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. _ that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. eti”ti; that's now been put to bed as well. she wasn't. eti;"ti; well. she wasn't. there was no i mean i don't know you say that's put to bed but actually that wasn't a stain on her wasn't so much a stain on her character. it was much more considered to be a problem with the communications the police communications department the police communications departnthat isn't necessarily it? and that isn't necessarily put to bed because the police were criticised for their were being criticised for their handung were being criticised for their handling and the

handling of the case and the investigation. almost investigation. so they almost nstsasst— investigation. so they almost released that— investigation. so they almost released that-a— ge tite so they almost released that a released released that as a released tsnssnat— released that as a released personal information about her, her personal information about her, nsn—stnutttss- her history and struggles with the her history and struggles with tns—ant- her history and struggles with the—and alcohol. her history and struggles with. the—and alcohol and the menopause and alcohol and stutt— the menopause and alcohol and stun—sut- the menopause and alcohol and stutt. —sut ts - the menopause and alcohol and stuff,_out to not. stuff, which turned out to not be stuff, which turned out to not ts nststant— stuff, which turned out to not be relevant whatsoever. they tstsasst— be relevant whatsoever. they tstsasst-ts— be relevant whatsoever. they released -to sort- be relevant whatsoever. they released to sort of released that to sort of ttstnast— released that to sort of distract from - released that to sort of distract from their own poor nantttnt— distract from their own poor nantttnt st— distract from their own poor handling of the— distract from their own poor handling of the case. i might be misremembering. _ handling of the case. i might be misremembering. i seem to remember photograph out remember a photograph came out which certain kind of which like certain kind of people in the world, people that exist in the world, obviously on social media, obviously on on social media, but analysing to see signs of sort of marital abuse and that sort of marital abuse and that sort thing. you know, was sort of thing. you know, it was it toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation toxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation. there:oxic sort of thing. you know, it was it a conversation . there are a as a conversation. there are a lot as a conversation. there are a tst st— as a conversation. there are a tst st ssnt— as a conversation. there are a tst st sstt st— as a conversation. there are a lot of sort of diy_ tite there are a lot of sort of diy detectives ant— lot of sort of diy detectives ant tunttts— lot of sort of diy detectives and pundits going to the to the site— and pundits going to the to the us stat— and pundits going to the to the us sstt st— and pundits going to the to the site, sort of domestic billing. cat. — site, sort of domestic billing. cat. tsat— site, sort of domestic billing. cat. vsat t— site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean,— site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean, it's- site, sort of domestic billing. cat. yeah i mean, it's horrific. but this is the world we live in now, isn't it? this is black mirror territory , of course. mirror territory, of course. well, i hope people that well, i hope people accept that verdict. i is it's so hard verdict. i mean, is it's so hard to accept, isn't it, whether it's housewife and mother it's just a housewife and mother or president the or it's the president of the united states, you kind of united states, when you kind of go people die unexpected, go when people die unexpected, oddly, of go, oddly, you just kind of go, there more to it. but there must be more to it. but yeah, not always. next up is the i. leo so the i has putin's plane flies russian diplomats home russian

home from america so a russian government plane one of the few that been shot down by by that hasn't been shot down by by wagner and it's flown to washington dc to ferry these key diplomats back to moscow amid rising tensions with the west. i mean, the tensions getting nunsn— i mean, the tensions getting nttnst. usn— i mean, the tensions getting higher, how far— i mean, the tensions getting higher, how far how high can tsnstsns— higher, how far how high can tensions-it's- higher, how far how high can tensions-it's part- higher, how far how high can tensions it's part forms tensions go? but it's part forms part— tensions go? but it's part forms tatt st— tensions go? but it's part forms part of vladimir— tensions go? but it's part forms part of vladimir putin's special ttttnt— part of vladimir putin's special flight squadron,— part of vladimir putin's special flight squadron, his presidential fleet that were usst— presidential fleet that were usst a— presidential fleet that were usst a tsn— presidential fleet that were used a few days ago to evacuate alb— used a few days ago to evacuate at. you— used a few days ago to evacuate at. you know.— used a few days ago to evacuate all, you know, putin and all his tstsnnnsnt— all, you know, putin and all his government from _ all, you know, putin and all his government from his 911, wasn't it? government from his 911, wasn't tts — government from his 911, wasn't tts us— government from his 911, wasn't ta ta wa— government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like— government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like kind- government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like kind of- government from his 911, wasn't it? he was like kind of jumped on the plane to get out of there. yeah, yeah, yeah. he did there. yeah, yeah, yeah. he did tns sttsstts.— eeti;”ti; yeah, yeah, yeah. he did the opposite. zelenskyy did zstsnstw— the opposite. zelenskyy did zstsnstw tsu— the opposite. zelenskyy did zelenskyy you know, kyiv was satsstst— zelenskyy you know, kyiv was satsstst-tn.— zelenskyy you know, kyiv was expected in. zelenskyy expected to fall in. zelenskyy wsutt— expected to fall in. zelenskyy would .executed - expected to fall in. zelenskyy would executed and zelenskyy would be executed and zelenskyy zstsnstw— would be executed and zelenskyy zstsnstw-ss— would be executed and zelenskyy zelenskyy so putin, you zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know.— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know. snowst— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know, showed his— zelenskyy stayed. so putin, you know, showed his weakness by by ttsstnt. — know, showed his weakness by by ttsstnt. -tut— know, showed his weakness by by fleeing. -but this— know, showed his weakness by by fleeing. but this means fleeing. but but this means tnat— fleeing. but but this means tnatltnsw— fleeing. but but this means that, know, these diplomats that, you know, these diplomats tnat— that, you know, these diplomats tnat-tstnt— that, you know, these diplomats that-goinglrussia,- that are going to russia, tnsw-tt— that are going to russia, they'll take— that are going to russia, they'll take intelligence with ttsn—tsn-ti they'll take intelligence with. them. _don't know . them. apparently, i don't know. i them. apparently, i don't know. t—tnat— them. apparently, i don't know. t—tnat nsts- them. apparently, i don't know. t—tnat nsns. t- i mean, it says that here. i ton-t— i mean, it says that here. i tsn-t-tsstts- i mean, it says that here. i don't people have i mean, it says that here. i. don't-people have got don't know if people have got wnatsttt.— don't know if people have got whatsapp, probably whatsapp, they can probably send it whatsapp, they can probably send tt-tnat. — whatsapp, they can probably send tt-tnat. -tt-s— whatsapp, they can probably send it-that. _it's true. - it over that. well, it's true. i mean, you do wonder what how necessary these channels are in an where we can all send an era where we can all send encrypt messages one another.

encrypt messages to one another. putin's i this isn't putin's i mean, this isn't directly related to this story, but do it sort of got but i do find it sort of got like alluded to there. putin had pretended , projected himself to pretended, projected himself to be such an extraordinary strong man , like a literal physical man, like a literal physical strongman for so many years. those famous photographs of him riding around bare chested on horseback and angling in the great russian wilderness and what have you , you know, what have you, you know, he looks kind physics , weak and looks kind of physics, weak and exhausted now, doesn't he exhausted now, doesn't he? he looks weird. and i wouldn't necessarily raise that in the case every foreign leader, case of every foreign leader, you had you know, even one that had started but i feel like started a war. but i feel like thatis started a war. but i feel like that is a serious issue for him. you know , the fact that russia i you know, the fact that russia i mean, you can't imagine this guy, don't they ? exactly. yeah. guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely— guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely ._ guy, don't they? exactly. yeah. no, absolutely . i— tgevt : e e eeti;j7’ exactly. yeah. no, absolutely . i don't. i think no, absolutely. i don't. i think wnsn— no, absolutely. i don't. i think wnsn ws— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look at— no, absolutely. i don't. i think when we look at it through our swss— when we look at it through our swss-tt— when we look at it through our eyes-if-compare- when we look at it through our eyes if compare him to eyes and if you compare him to ttsnt— eyes and if you compare him to ttsnt sunat— eyes and if you compare him to ttsnt sunat .— eyes and if you compare him to rishi sunak , i— eyes and if you compare him to rishi sunak , i mean, we've just rishi sunak, i mean, we've just got different priorities, nawsn-t— got different priorities, haven't not haven't we? yeah, we're not tssttnt— haven't we? yeah, we're not tssttnt-tut— haven't we? yeah, we're not looking but when you see as looking for. but when you see as it looking for. but when you see as t ttss— looking for. but when you see as t tsss tn.— looking for. but when you see as t tsss tn. t— looking for. but when you see as t tsss tn. t san— looking for. but when you see as it goes in, i can remember the st— it goes in, i can remember the st tns. — it goes in, i can remember the name of the. yeah.- it goes in, i can remember the name of the. / it goes in, i can remember the name of the. “tite e �*ft�*eti;e name of the. yeah. when you see him, i mean he's an him, i mean he's not an attractive figure but you do see in khrushchev in that the kind of khrushchev kind menace he's got the

kind of menace he's got the whole is imagine whole thing is like, imagine you'd collar on most of you'd have a collar on most of the time. it's like the sopranos on the time. it's like the sopranos sn stststts— the time. it's like the sopranos on steroids. it's— e it's like the sopranos on steroids. it's amazing. but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhinit's amazing. but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhin andimazing. but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhin and wagner, but e it's like the sopranos on prigozhin and wagner, those so prigozhin and wagner, those tnssts— so prigozhin and wagner, those tnssts. tnsw-ts— so prigozhin and wagner, those troops, they're going to belarus ant— troops, they're going to belarus ant attansnttw— troops, they're going to belarus and apparently they've been tuttttnt— and apparently they've been building—it's- building the camps. it's astuattw— building the camps. it's actually going to happen. but tnsn— actually going to happen. but tnsn wsu-ws— actually going to happen. but tnsn wsu-ws tot— actually going to happen. but then you've got wonder, then you've got to wonder, is watnsn—swsnl then you've got to wonder, is. wagner—over, take wagner going to take over, take swsnsu-v— wagner going to take over, take over-you know,- wagner going to take over, take over-you know, do- wagner going to take over, take over you know, do a over belarus, you know, do a stut— over belarus, you know, do a soup sn— over belarus, you know, do a soup sn-ts- over belarus, you know, do a coup on is lukashenko, coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the coup on minsk? is lukashenko, tns tnssttsnt— coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the president of— coup on minsk? is lukashenko, the president of belarus, going to tnsn— the president of belarus, going to tnsn tant— the president of belarus, going to then going to— the president of belarus, going to then going to instead, you know.— to then going to instead, you know-swa— to then going to instead, you know, over moscow ? to then going to instead, you- know,-over moscow ? is that know, take over moscow? is that going— know, take over moscow? is that tent to — know, take over moscow? is that gang to ts— know, take over moscow? is that gang to ts a— know, take over moscow? is that going to be a new i mean, some people lukashenko and people are saying lukashenko and wagner a new kind wagner could become a new kind of fighting unit because their actual real troops that have been battle for a long time. been in battle for a long time. so they're hardened troops so tnsw— so they're hardened troops so tnsw stutt— so they're hardened troops so they could like— so they're hardened troops so they could like just fold any wattsnat— they could like just fold any national guard— they could like just fold any national guard in e national guard in half. so it's tsat— national guard in half. so it's very interesting,— national guard in half. so it's very interesting, as— national guard in half. so it's very interesting, as people very interesting, as most people have switched now have seemed to have switched now from of traditional from a kind of traditional statesman model an statesman politician model to an organised crime yeah. the organised crime model. yeah. the only way to understand russia is not to look at any other kind of political is to read up about lucky luciano and you know, 80% of prigozhin guys have come straight out of prison. he's rescued them from -a l straight out of prison. he'si rescued them from -a 20 straight out of prison. he's- rescued them from -a 20 year rescued them from like a 20 year tntssn—

rescued them from like a 20 year tntssn-ss— rescued them from like a 20 year prison _so they're - prison sentence. so they're tutts— prison sentence. so they're tutts-ant— prison sentence. so they're quite-and quite- prison sentence. so they're quite and quite scary guys quite loyal and quite scary guys , i quite loyal and quite scary guys . t tttnt— quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. _ quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. and— quite loyal and quite scary guys , i think. yeah. 'et: eeti;”ti; , i think. yeah. and there's a lot of, you know, special forces in military have, in russian military that have, you got of you know, got a lot of experience and they're experience and then they're going a lot more money. going to earn a lot more money. yeah. you know, we yeah. yeah. well, you know, we cant— yeah. yeah. well, you know, we cant ssnttatn— yeah. yeah. well, you know, we can't complain-had- “tite e yeah. well, you know, we can't complain. had its can't complain. britain had its mercenary years— can't complain. britain had its mercenary years as well . we mercenary years as well. we ttntsnst— mercenary years as well. we finished-section- mercenary years as well. we finished section with a finished this section with a tatt— finished this section with a tattw stat— finished this section with a daily star cressida pack your wats— daily star cressida pack your wats satstt— daily star cressida pack your wags expert warns, i don't know wns— wags expert warns, i don't know wns tns— wags expert warns, i don't know wns tns satstt— wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is.— wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is. _ wags expert warns, i don't know who the expert is. warns that set— who the expert is. warns that 99% of most certainly my mother in law . oh really. yeah massive in law. oh really. yeah massive dog— in law. oh really. yeah massive tst tan— in law. oh really. yeah massive tst tan 99%— in law. oh really. yeah massive tst tan 99% st— in law. oh really. yeah massive dog fan 99% of dogs— e oh really. yeah massive dog fan 99% of dogs need a nstttaw— dog fan 99% of dogs need a nstttaw ts— dog fan 99% of dogs need a holiday to improve mental nsattn. — holiday to improve mental nsattn. on.— holiday to improve mental health. oh, isn't- holiday to improve mental health. oe e health. oh, isn't that fascinating? i mean, i a big dog person. i used to work in doggy day—care. okay. but i think dogs like routine, don't they? yeah, dogs famously don't like strange things. so i feel like this is a lot of human projection. well, they certainly don't. i mean, they certainly don't. i mean, tns tnststnatn— they certainly don't. i mean, the photograph there,- they certainly don't. i mean, the photograph there, i- t:t::te . i mean, the photograph there, i mean, stwsusw— the photograph there, i mean,- obviously—amusing obviously intended to be amusing . tut— obviously intended to be amusing . tut tts— obviously intended to be amusing . tut tt-s tot— obviously intended to be amusing , but it's got sunglasses on and it's , but it's got sunglasses on and tt-sltns— , but it's got sunglasses on and tt-sltns tsatn— , but it's got sunglasses on and it's the beach certainly it's on the beach that certainly tots— it's on the beach that certainly tots-tts- — it's on the beach that certainly tots-tts- tnsw- it's on the beach that certainly dogs like. they don't like dogs don't like. they don't like it dogs don't like. they don't like ttlts— dogs don't like. they don't like ttlts-nst. — dogs don't like. they don't like itlbe-hot. they- dogs don't like. they don't like it be hot. they don't it to be really hot. they don't tts— it to be really hot. they don't tttslts— it to be really hot. they don't like be somewhere where like to be somewhere where ttswts— like to be somewhere where tnsw-ts.-tnsw.— like to be somewhere where they're, know, where they're they're, you know, where they're ssntusst —

they're, you know, where they're confused _what- they're, you know, where they're confused what they confused by the. but what they do confused by the. but what they ts-ts— confused by the. but what they ts-ts tnsw— confused by the. but what they do-is they like _ confused by the. but what they do is they like the family do like is they like the family aunt— do like is they like the family ansunt-ttt— do like is they like the family around did notice during around them. i did notice during tssttswn— around them. i did notice during lockdown,_insanely| lockdown, our dog was insanely happy— lockdown, our dog was insanely natty ant— lockdown, our dog was insanely natty ant ns-s— lockdown, our dog was insanely happy and he's never been quite the happy and he's never been quite tns-stnss. — happy and he's never been quite tns-stnss. -ts- happy and he's never been quite the-since.-do kind- happy and he's never been quite the since. do kind of the same since. so i do kind of get— the same since. so i do kind of tst tnat— the same since. so i do kind of tst tnat. tsu— the same since. so i do kind of get that, you know, if you are going— get that, you know, if you are tstnt ts— get that, you know, if you are tstnt ts tats— get that, you know, if you are going to have holiday. do going to have a holiday. i do tntnt— going to have a holiday. i do tntntlwsu— going to have a holiday. i do thinklyou have— going to have a holiday. i do thinklyou have a- going to have a holiday. i do think you have a dog, you think if you have a dog, you tats— think if you have a dog, you have-basically- think if you have a dog, you have basically up have to basically give up tsnsttn— have to basically give up foreign holidays for 12 years, tnsttw— foreign holidays for 12 years, tnsttw nusn— foreign holidays for 12 years, pretty much, you and take pretty much, you know, and take tnsn —tut- pretty much, you know, and takej tnsn —tut them with you. but but but once you tst— them with you. but but but once you tst ttss— them with you. but but but once you tst tnsns. you— them with you. but but but once you get there, you know, nothing too wsttt. — you get there, you know, nothing too weird. yeah.— you get there, you know, nothing too weird. yeah. i— you get there, you know, nothing too weird. “tite e i don't you get there, you know, nothing too weird. / i don't know too weird. yeah. i don't know wnat— too weird. yeah. i don't know wnat tn— too weird. yeah. i don't know what i'm implying— too weird. “tite e i don't know what i'm implying there. is what i'm implying there. that is it. what i'm implying there. that is t. ton— what i'm implying there. that is t. ton-tns.— what i'm implying there. that is t. ton-sns-us- what i'm implying there. that is it. for-one.-us in- it. for part one. join us in part— it. for part one. join us in pan two— it. for part one. join us in tant tws tsa— it. for part one. join us in part two for jeffrey epstein. wttst— part two for jeffrey epstein. west-ant- part two for jeffrey epstein. wttst-tnt a- part two for jeffrey epstein. nigel and a crackdown part two for jeffrey epstein.- nigel-and a crackdown on nigel farage. and a crackdown on sssnt— nigel farage. and a crackdown on revenge . hopefully— nigel farage. and a crackdown on revenge . hopefully those are revenge. hopefully those are tnnss— revenge. hopefully those are three separate— revenge. hopefully those are three separate stories, but have to three separate stories, but have ts-sss— three separate stories, but have ts-sssla— three separate stories, but have to-seela couple- three separate stories, but have to-seela couple ofi

listening to gb news radio . and listening to gb news radio. and welcome back to headliners. i'm your host, simon evans. i'm- your host, simon evans. i'm tstnst— your host, simon evans. i'm tstnst tw— your host, simon evans. i'm tstnst by tutt— your host, simon evans. i'm joined by fully licenced comedians— joined by fully licenced comedians leo aukus chris stuttsn— comedians leo aukus chris skudder wetton. so leo, we kick off skudder wetton. so leo, we kick stt wttn— skudder wetton. so leo, we kick off with media— skudder wetton. so leo, we kick off with media news now in the ttstts— off with media news now in the ttstts ant— off with media news now in the ttstts ant un— off with media news now in the metro and our very— off with media news now in the metro and our very own nigel tatats— metro and our very own nigel tatats nas— metro and our very own nigel farage has received both an awatt— farage has received both an awatt ant— farage has received both an awatt ant a— farage has received both an award and a barrage of heckling

. st— award and a barrage of heckling . st wnsn— award and a barrage of heckling , one of which he's— award and a barrage of heckling , one of which he's familiar wttn— , one of which he's familiar wttn at— , one of which he's familiar with at least— , one of which he's familiar with at least . _ t one of which he's familiar with at least . ”clee , one of which he's familiar with at least . “tite e , one of which he's familiar with at least . / tit: with at least. yeah, they tried to barrage the farage so nigel farage booed and heckled as he picks up news presenter of the year award. i was actually in the room and i mean the way the metro talk about it. i mean, obviously the metro have got their own bias, their own angles, think the whole angles, but you think the whole room was booing him? was room was booing him? there was a few boos and a few sporadic boos and a few people shouted, shouted, some unpleasant wasn't unpleasant things. but it wasn't it wasn't i think people can it wasn't. i think people can see that the tide turning. see that the tide is turning. these awards, the awards, these these awards, the awards, the award dumas level of heck. no, no way. no way. the award dumas level of heck. no, no way. no way . nowhere near no, no way. no way. nowhere near as or as unfunny as as unpopular or as unfunny as nish kumar . but these awards are nish kumar. but these awards are voted for by the people. so the people who are booing were booing the british public, which is, you know, it's disgusting, it's it shows it's anti—democratic. it shows exactly touch these exactly how out of touch these people he make an people are. but he did make an tntsnssttnt— people are. but he did make an interesting point,— eti; but he did make an interesting point, which was not ssnstntnt—usl something i was aware of. he usst— something i was aware of. he usst tns— something i was aware of. he used the opportunity up there to amass— used the opportunity up there to snttstss tns— used the opportunity up there to criticise the means— used the opportunity up there to criticise the means by which nstta— criticise the means by which nstta-ats— criticise the means by which media-are like- criticise the means by which media are like not media media figures are like not media tttunss— media figures are like not media tttutss tts— media figures are like not media figures like him,— media figures are like not media figures like him, like statistics— figures like him, like statistics are gathered. and tnat— statistics are gathered. and tnat-tutts— statistics are gathered. and that quite interesting. that was quite interesting. vsan. — that was quite interesting. vsan. st— that was quite interesting. yeah. so giving- that was quite interesting. yeah. g . eg en: ti.ti;

yeah. so giving some advice really, wasn't it? yeah. yeah guys, you might want to take note of this. yeah but they didn't like that. what is it with didn't like that. what is it wttn tns. — didn't like that. what is it with the. they— didn't like that. what is it with the. they have- t: t: e e e what is it with the. they have like only a nanttut— with the. they have like only a nanttut st— with the. they have like only a handful of households are handful of households who are astuattw— handful of households who are actually monitored. so attatsnttw— actually monitored. so apparently there's something like households like 7000 households or it's a certain not a certain number not not a huge number. have this bar set top box that records every, you know, linear tv viewing. know, all the linear tv viewing. so, you know , bbc1, all the rest so, you know, bbc1, all the rest of it . and he criticising of it. and he was criticising that. but the thing about that is we've started to do really well in the barb viewing figures. so maybe it's not the right time . i like the way they right time. i like the way they called barbs anyway, is that there's a suggestion that they're a bit like snarky. they're or just a woman with they're a bit like snarky. - they're or just a woman with a tssntws— they're or just a woman with a beehive haircut— they're or just a woman with a beehive haircut and you're sttttnt— beehive haircut and you're sitting there,— beehive haircut and you're sitting there, chris over to the suatttan— sitting there, chris over to the guardian now.— sitting there, chris over to the guardian now. and early entry for guardian now. and early entry tst tnts— guardian now. and early entry tst tnts wsa-s— guardian now. and early entry for this year's international csnstw— for this year's international comedy awards— for this year's international comedy awards from the us tusttss— comedy awards from the us justice department. that's my own view, obviously. e own view, obviously. geoffrey epstein's suicide blamed on jails , negligence and misconduct jails, negligence and misconduct . absolutely. so a scathing report published on tuesday by the justice department inspector

general said widespread disregard of bureau of prisons policies and procedures led to a surplus of bed linens left in surplus of bed linens left in surplus of bed linens left in surplus of knotless nooses. if he'd only had this of sharp objects step by step diagram and two burly men, there to help you get your head in it. i mean, there's one great— get your head in it. i mean, there's one great bit- tgti;e . : e e i mean, there's one great bit they say, oh,— there's one great bit they say, on. tnsw— there's one great bit they say, oh, they should— there's one great bit they say, oh, they should have. they was suttssst— oh, they should have. they was suttssst ts— oh, they should have. they was suttssst ts ts— oh, they should have. they was supposed to be a— oh, they should have. they was supposed to be a protocol. we'd tats— supposed to be a protocol. we'd naws ts— supposed to be a protocol. we'd naws ts stats— supposed to be a protocol. we'd have to share the— supposed to be a protocol. we'd have to share the cell with anstnsn— have to share the cell with another us. _ have to share the cell with another us. he- have to share the cell with another us. ti; t: t: e e another us. he didn't have a cell mate. they didn't. somebody left and they didn't him left and they didn't find him a new roommate. i mean, that new roommate. so i mean, that was so basic. i mean, that is so tnsw— was so basic. i mean, that is so tnsw ns— was so basic. i mean, that is so tnsw ns was— was so basic. i mean, that is so they he was like— ti. i mean, that is so they he was like literally the most— they he was like literally the most famous— they he was like literally the most famous prisoner, the most nssnsust— most famous prisoner, the most nssnsust tns— most famous prisoner, the most notorious, the important notorious, the most important sns—stutti one that they bring to court. ant—tts- one that they bring to court. and—his cell. one that they bring to court.- and_his cell mate . and they remove his cell mate. vsan. — and they remove his cell mate. vsan. ttatnst— and they remove his cell mate. yeah. against the— and they remove his cell mate. yeah. against the i mean, why even remove that— yeah. against the i mean, why even remove that one and all the sssunttw— even remove that one and all the sssuntw sannsnas— even remove that one and all the security cameras didn't work and the security cameras didn't work and tns tuatts— security cameras didn't work and the guards weren't— security cameras didn't work and the guards weren't looking and tnsw— the guards weren't looking and tnsw sws— the guards weren't looking and they were asleep. "cat they were asleep. they spent three hours asleep. they were suttssst— three hours asleep. they were suttssst-tn- three hours asleep. they werei supposed-in-half supposed to check in every half an-as tsunt- supposed to check in every half an was found. found. an hour. he was found. found. tttansnttw— an hour. he was found. found. tttansnttw-ats- an hour. he was found. found. apparently-are no- apparently there are no photographs— apparently there are no photographs of this because they sst— photographs of this because they tsnnswstts—- photographs of this because they removed is against removed him, which is against the removed him, which is against tns nstsas—

removed him, which is against the protocols-he- removed him, which is against the protocols. he was the protocols. yeah, he was tsunt— the protocols. yeah, he was tsunt-tw- the protocols. yeah, he was tsunt-tw a- the protocols. yeah, he was found-by a bed- the protocols. yeah, he was found by a bed sheet found hanged by a bed sheet from his found hanged by a bed sheet from nts-.— found hanged by a bed sheet from nts-. wnsn— found hanged by a bed sheet from nts-. wntsn ts— found hanged by a bed sheet from his-, which is like- his top bunk, which is like atsut— his top bunk, which is like atsut sta— his top bunk, which is like about six foot— his top bunk, which is like about six foot high. he is a six tott— about six foot high. he is a six tsst nan— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah.— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah. he— about six foot high. he is a six foot man. yeah. he was found tnssttnt— foot man. yeah. he was found kneeling. yeah,— foot man. yeah. he was found kneeling. yeah, he was suttsssttw— kneeling. yeah, he was supposedly hanged himself. he was supposedly hanged himself. he tn— supposedly hanged himself. he was in a kneeling— supposedly hanged himself. he was in a kneeling position. i tts— was in a kneeling position. i mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. ant— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. ant tnsts— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. ant tnsns sws— mean, it's absurd. i mean, and. and there were photographs of tstttss— and there were photographs of tstttss ant.— and there were photographs of bottles and, like,— and there were photographs of bottles and, like, toiletries stanttnt— bottles and, like, toiletries standing upright still on on the tunts— standing upright still on on the tunts ttsn — standing upright still on on the bunks from which— standing upright still on on the bunks from which apparently he fell bunks from which apparently he tstt wttn— bunks from which apparently he fell with sufficient force to snap — fell with sufficient force to snap tts— fell with sufficient force to snap his neck.— fell with sufficient force to snap his neck. well you sound tts— snap his neck. well you sound ttts a— snap his neck. well you sound like a conspiracy— snap his neck. well you sound like a conspiracy theorist . it's like a conspiracy theorist. it's tn— like a conspiracy theorist. it's insane. i'm not.— like a conspiracy theorist. it's insane. i'm not. there's ssnsttnasw— insane. i'm not. there's conspiracy theory, and then tnsns-s— conspiracy theory, and then tnsts-s tust— conspiracy theory, and then there's just rudeness . yeah, i there's just rudeness. yeah, i tnat-s— there's just rudeness. yeah, i mean, that's just. c mean, that's just. it's just ttatn— mean, that's just. it's just plain insulting . you're mean, that's just. c e eg you're not plain insulting. you're not suttssttnt— plain insulting. you're not suttssttnt. ts— plain insulting. you're not suggesting. do you- e eg you're not suggesting. do you know what i you-ts— suggesting. do you know what i mean? you're not.— suggesting. do you know what i mean? 411i; /t1. iti; mean? you're not. you're suggesting this was this was deliberate negligence. not that somebody . deliberate negligence. not that somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was somebody. me. i'm suggesting he ttttst. — somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm— somebody. me. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm suggesting he was killed. i'm suggesting he was killed. simon according was killed. gg eg cull: simon according he was killed. simon according he asssnttnt— was killed. simon according he assstttnt ts— was killed. simon according he according to this,— was killed. simon according he according to this, he— edit: simon according he according to this, he according to tnts— according to this, he according to tnts tns— according to this, he according to this, the authorities have ssnstutst— to this, the authorities have concluded that— to this, the authorities have concluded that the authorities tttn-t— concluded that the authorities tttn-t tttt— concluded that the authorities didn't kill him _ concluded that the authorities didn't kill him . _ concluded that the authorities didn't kill him . / amazing. didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. st sunstw— didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. st sutstw tt— didn't kill him. yeah. amazing. so surely if they— didn't kill him. / amazing. so surely if they knew didn't kill him. i/ti;te e amazing. so surely if they knew he'd atnsatw— so surely if they knew he'd already nat— so surely if they knew he'd already had a— so surely if they knew he'd already had a suicide attempt the already had a suicide attempt tns nttnt— already had a suicide attempt the night before,— already had a suicide attempt the night before, so they knew

his the night before, so they knew nts assuntnt— the night before, so they knew his assuming that's true, simon, i his assuming that's true, simon, t ton-t— his assuming that's true, simon, t tan tnsw— his assuming that's true, simon, i don't know.they_ his assuming that's true, simon, i don't know they knew his i don't know if they knew his stats— i don't know if they knew his stats st— i don't know if they knew his state of mind.— i don't know if they knew his state of mind. and then the last tns— state of mind. and then the last ttns ns— state of mind. and then the last ttns ns ststs— state of mind. and then the last time he spoke to— state of mind. and then the last time he spoke to his his legal tsan— time he spoke to his his legal tsan-satt— time he spoke to his his legal team,-said he— time he spoke to his his legal team,-said he was- time he spoke to his his legal team, said he was he team, they said he was he was wsnw— team, they said he was he was wsw stssttut— team, they said he was he was very cheerful. and— team, they said he was he was very cheerful. and i mean, you nttnt— very cheerful. and i mean, youi nttnt—atsnta very cheerful. and i mean, you. nttnt—atsnta as might say they have an agenda as wstt— might say they have an agenda as wstt-tnsw— might say they have an agenda as well,-know, they're- might say they have an agenda as well, know, they're not well, but, you know, they're not atts— well, but, you know, they're not atts ts— well, but, you know, they're not atts ts tst— well, but, you know, they're not able to get anything, get get anwwnsts— able to get anything, get get anywhere _you - able to get anything, get get anywhere you know, they anywhere with it. you know, they sat— anywhere with it. you know, they sat ns— anywhere with it. you know, they sat ns was— anywhere with it. you know, they said he was far— anywhere with it. you know, they said he was far from he was he nat— said he was far from he was he nat a— said he was far from he was he nat a tsttttsn— said he was far from he was he had a petition for— said he was far from he was he had a petition for bail. yes. tutts— had a petition for bail. yes. quite conceivable. a man quite conceivable. if a man used to quite conceivable. if a man used ts-st— quite conceivable. if a man used ts-st-watt— quite conceivable. if a man used to-of-walk was- quite conceivable. if a man used to-of-walk was to- quite conceivable. if a man used to of walk was to be to being of the walk was to be tnsn— to being of the walk was to be twsnlttts— to being of the walk was to be given life sentence, you might given a life sentence, you might tntnt— given a life sentence, you might tntnt at— given a life sentence, you might tntnt at ssns— given a life sentence, you might think at some point you might tttnt— think at some point you might tntntltnts— think at some point you might think,-this, but— think at some point you might think, this, but the photo think, sod this, but the photo of_a.a_ think, sod this, but the photo of-and that's- think, sod this, but the photo. of-and that's exactly of the cell. and that's exactly what yeah. no thanks. what i thought. yeah. no thanks. yeah, but he's basically yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. _ yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. he— yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. ti; 3: yeah, but i mean, he's basically a billionaire. 3: a billionaire. he evaded similar charges and he could have cut a deal with the names he knew he could have thrown every mover and us politics under and shaker in us politics under the a deal and the bus and cut a deal and obviously, didn't that obviously, they didn't want that to happen. so, know, you see to happen. so, you know, you see people falling from people in russia falling from windows. i mean, windows. yeah, this is i mean, i don't know i feel this is there's a podcast highly recommended motty made recommended called motty made martyr a you know, martyr as in a you know, a martyr as in a you know, a martyr martyr , may martyr mad. martyr martyr, may martyr mad. i don't know why his real name

is i don't know why his real name ts tsn— i don't know why his real name is darren darrel— i don't know why his real name is darren darrel cooper, i tttnt— is darren darrel cooper, i think. anyway,- is darren darrel cooper, i think. anyway, he recorded a wsw— think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting— think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting detail, think. anyway, he recorded a very interesting detail , three very interesting detail, three part— very interesting detail, three tant tstsast— very interesting detail, three part podcast about this issue . part podcast about this issue. ant— part podcast about this issue. ant tt— part podcast about this issue. ant tt anwns— part podcast about this issue. and if anyone is— part podcast about this issue. and if anyone is interested in in and if anyone is interested in tn at— and if anyone is interested in tn at tsast— and if anyone is interested in in at least being— and if anyone is interested in in at least being aware of all tns— in at least being aware of all the mountain— in at least being aware of all the mountain of— in at least being aware of all the mountain of suspicious circumstantial— the mountain of suspicious circumstantial evidence alone. tut— circumstantial evidence alone. tut tnsns — circumstantial evidence alone. tut tnsns ws — circumstantial evidence alone. but there we are— circumstantial evidence alone. but there we are very interesting. - but there we are very interesting. and it leads who knows— interesting. and it leads who knows wnsts— interesting. and it leads who knows where high duke well, from knows where hiin duke well, from one knows where high duke well, from one case of highly— knows where high duke well, from one case of highly assisted dying— one case of highly assisted twtnt ts— one case of highly assisted twtnt ts tns— one case of highly assisted dying to the broader case for tsstnnt— dying to the broader case for nssnnt tn— dying to the broader case for reform in the— dying to the broader case for reform in the guardian. leo so tttnttas— reform in the guardian. leo so tttnttas tas— reform in the guardian. leo so dignitas has helped 540 british people die , mps have been told. people die, mps have been told. and yet my mother lives on. no, if she's she's if she's watching, that's that's just a little joke, mum. but yeah, the assisted dying organisation dignitas, which is a euthanasia euthanasia organisation based in switzerland , is basically if switzerland, is basically if harold shipman was made into some sort of official corporation . yeah. but they're corporation. yeah. but they're saying it's about time to legalise the practise in the uk and make it available alongside palliative care. but i mean this is, this seems to be the trend in western western countries to

make assisted suicide more accessible, not just to jeffrey epstein, but to you know, other other people who want it. and i understand there's a case to be made for people who are desperate and in pain. and at the end of their lives. but for some people, i mean, in canada, where they've just leapt ahead with was a i mean, with this, there was a i mean, any age, it's not just old people with just like mental health so not any severe health issues. so not any severe chronic, ongoing poverty or poverty, sometimes homeless people or people who can't afford their bills. if men have . attansnttw— afford their bills. if men have . apparently this— afford their bills. if men have . apparently this is— : . if men have . apparently this is quite common in men. i'm reading the boy— common in men. i'm reading the tow snsts— common in men. i'm reading the tow snsts at— common in men. i'm reading the boy crisis at the— common in men. i'm reading the boy crisis at the moment. can you— boy crisis at the moment. can you tstt— boy crisis at the moment. can you tstt tt— boy crisis at the moment. can you tstt t a— boy crisis at the moment. can you tell if a man— boy crisis at the moment. can you tell if a man is worth a lot in you tell if a man is worth a lot tn tts— you tell if a man is worth a lot in life insurance?— you tell if a man is worth a lot in life insurance? the chance of sutstts— in life insurance? the chance of sutstts ttss— in life insurance? the chance of suicide goes through the roof. ant— suicide goes through the roof. ant-ns— suicide goes through the roof. and-he wants- suicide goes through the roof. and-he wants to. suicide goes through the roof. and he wants to hide and of course, he wants to hide it and of course, he wants to hide tt tsauss— and of course, he wants to hide tt tsauss ns— and of course, he wants to hide it because he wouldn't be worth anwtntnt— it because he wouldn't be worth anwtntnt-tt-s- anything if it was. it's a wonderful— anything if it was. it's a wonderful life. c wonderful life. it's the plot, right? yeah. yeah. and we haven't all got an to come haven't all got an angel to come down and save us. what about the. mean, people say the. i mean, some people say this slippery slope, the this is the slippery slope, the fallacy. know, you fallacy. they say, you know, you can legislation, you just can make legislation, you just say it needs to be end of blah,

blah, but it does feel blah, blah. but it does feel like it creeps one step at a time, doesn't you get time, doesn't it? you get a little closer on the other little bit closer on the other hand, i will say this, i do think, know, in the in an think, you know, in the in an ideal you would make ideal world, you would make it available to if you could eliminate the possibility that it to be rolled out it would start to be rolled out on on a kind of more casual basis, just because some basis, not just because some people extraordinary people experience extraordinary pain misery pain and discomfort and misery and also the vast and despair, but also the vast sort of movement in medical care over the last few years has been towards extending the end of life. this is not something new. we'd be bringing in. yeah, this would be a correct action towards a kind of a version of life which didn't exist at all a generation ago, you know. so you're only kind of going. but if you don't want that, do you want, i mean, yeah, i follow, follow your point. yeah. but in canata— follow your point. yeah. but in canada there's— follow your point. yeah. but in canada there's a,— . yeah. but in canada there's a, there's a nstnst— canada there's a, there's a nstnsn wns— canada there's a, there's a mother who found she only just tsunt— mother who found she only just tsunt tw— mother who found she only just found by accident— mother who found she only just found by accident that her son nat— found by accident that her son nat sttnst— found by accident that her son nat sttnst ut— found by accident that her son had signed up for— found by accident that her son had signed up for medically asststst— had signed up for medically assisted suicide. ' et: c assisted suicide. and he's like 21 old. all he's wrong 21 years old. all he's got wrong with is diabetes and with him is diabetes and depression. if you're depression. you know, if you're 21, going to you're going

21, you're going to you're going to some, you know, to have some, you know, depression whatever. you just depression or whatever. you just need to havelpact_ need to have a pact with a ssutts— need to have a pact with a ssutts st— need to have a pact with a couple of mates, don't you? tastsattw— couple of mates, don't you? basically,-know,- couple of mates, don't you? basically, know, we'll go basically, you know, we'll go for basically, you know, we'll go tot-tts— basically, you know, we'll go for-hike-the- basically, you know, we'll goi for-hike-the time for a long hike when the time ttstns— for a long hike when the time comes. metro now, cressida ssnts— comes. metro now, cressida nswsnts—wntsnl comes. metro now, cressidai revenge _which if revenge crackdown, which if nstntnt— revenge crackdown, which if nothing - seems - revenge crackdown, which if nothing seems an nothing else, seems an unfortunate— nothing else, seems an unfortunate phrase , huge leap unfortunate phrase, huge leap tsnwant— unfortunate phrase, huge leap tsnwatt tn— unfortunate phrase, huge leap forward in revenge crackdown . forward in revenge crackdown. so forward in revenge crackdown. st ttsts-s— forward in revenge crackdown. so ttsts-s tant— forward in revenge crackdown. so there's going to— forward in revenge crackdown. so there's going to be- so there's going to be amendments to the online safety bill which will make the sharing of intimate images without consent a base offence with a six month prison term that could rise to years if intent to rise to two years if intent to cause distress, alarm or humiliation can be proved, which i guess is a difficult grey area. so it sounds good at first, doesn't it? but i mean surely the best defence against revenge is when he says , i revenge is when he says, i promise i won't say anything or show anybody. don't send the image. do you think part of it is not entirely my world, but quite a few of our a—list superstars got their big start with what amounted to revenge , with what amounted to revenge, didn't they? yeah. kim kardashian_ didn't they? yeah. kim kardashian and- t: t: e c seq? yeah. kim kardashian and paris hilton, didn't they? yeah. kim- kardashian and paris hilton, you know.— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely .— kardashian and paris hilton, you know, absolutely . some people know, absolutely. some people tnstattw— know, absolutely. some people tnstattw tats— know, absolutely. some people probably have a— know, absolutely. some people probably have a tiny little tttnnsn— probably have a tiny little tttnnsn st— probably have a tiny little

glimmer of hope that that might be glimmer of hope that that might ts tnsn— glimmer of hope that that might ts tnstt wat— glimmer of hope that that might be their way out,— glimmer of hope that that might be their way out, saying this is a tott— be their way out, saying this is a sstt-wstt- be their way out, saying this is a good-well, it's- be their way out, saying this is a good well, it's the a good thing and well, it's the ttazttan— a good thing and well, it's the brazilian-in— a good thing and well, it's the brazilian .in the - a good thing and well, it's the brazilian-in the in- a good thing and well, it's the brazilian in the in the brazilian kids in the in the tawsta. — brazilian kids in the in the favela. - know, - brazilian kids in the in the favela. know, few gnocchi favela. you know, a few gnocchi tsst— favela. you know, a few gnocchi tsst tuttts— favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep yuppie skills.— favela. you know, a few gnocchi keep yuppie skills. and before, you-tt— keep yuppie skills. and before, you-it tnsts-s— keep yuppie skills. and before, you it, there's way out. you know it, there's no way out. ton-t— you know it, there's no way out. ton-t ssnt— you know it, there's no way out. ton-t ssnt nns— you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree— you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree with- you know it, there's no way out. don't send me agree with you. i think mad and i it's this think it's mad and i it's this typical thing, isn't it? in the modern like, modern world, it's all like, let's try protect. protect let's try and protect. protect like, don't let it like, no, just don't let it happenin like, no, just don't let it happen in the first place. don't. don't keep put your face in well, perfect. yeah. in it. well, perfect. yeah. don't wish was safer . don't wish the world was safer. actually. make safer. actually. make yourself safer. and online and then there's the online safety issue , which know safety bill issue, which i know you've about before. you. you've spoken about before. you. yeah, creeping , isn't it, yeah, it's creeping, isn't it, into saying we know best. let us police this for you. some of this is police this for you. some of tnts ts tts— police this for you. some of this is like they're- ti.ti; some of this is like they're even going to mats— this is like they're even going to make deepfakes illegal. so if you tsast— to make deepfakes illegal. so if you nsast a— to make deepfakes illegal. so if you create a deepfake of, you know.— you create a deepfake of, you know. a— you create a deepfake of, you know, a celebrity— you create a deepfake of, you know, a celebrity or somebody , know, a celebrity or somebody, ssnststw— know, a celebrity or somebody, ssnststw tsu— know, a celebrity or somebody, somebody you know, that's going to somebody you know, that's going tsltttstat.— somebody you know, that's going tslttstat. tut— somebody you know, that's going to.illegal. but how— somebody you know, that's going to illegal. but how is that to be illegal. but how is that even enforceable? it's nothing to ts. — even enforceable? it's nothing to ts. tsu— even enforceable? it's nothing to ts. you-tts- to do. you know, it's like tnawtnt— to do. you know, it's like drawing picture of that that drawing a picture of that that tsnssn— drawing a picture of that that tsnssnsan-— drawing a picture of that that person.-can that- drawing a picture of that that person. can that be? c person. how can that be? it's going— person. how can that be? it's totnt tt— person. how can that be? it's gang to ts— person. how can that be? it's going to be difficult, going to be very difficult, isn't it, trace who's isn't it, to trace who's produced things? produced these things? certainly, i mean, certainly, you know, i mean, that's afraid of,

that's what they're afraid of, isn't which suppose is why isn't it? which i suppose is why they probably make the they will probably make the sentence extraordinary harsh, because always because in that way it's always that balance. so the harder it is something, the more is to detect something, the more you the fear of it, you have to make the fear of it, you have to make the fear of it, you know, which which will be draconian daily mail draconian anyway, daily mail now, finish off this now, here to finish off this section, lush section, ponkey bomb makers lush do appear to have had do indeed appear to have had a skinful. so kismet giant lush is tastnt— skinful. so kismet giant lush is tastnt-tst— skinful. so kismet giant lush is tastnt-tst a— skinful. so kismet giant lush is facing-for a boycott- skinful. so kismet giant lush is facing-for a boycott as- facing calls for a boycott as tts— facing calls for a boycott as tt-s ausst— facing calls for a boycott as it's accused of— facing calls for a boycott as it's accused of encouraging facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling.)uraging facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling. withing facing calls for a boycott as it's acc smuggling. with the new people smuggling. with the new all people smuggling. with the new att tstutsss— people smuggling. with the new all refugees are— people smuggling. with the new all refugees are welcome poster, tsatunnt— all refugees are welcome poster, tsatuntnt an— all refugees are welcome poster, featuring an image— all refugees are welcome poster, featuring an image of a small tsat— featuring an image of a small tsat. tns— featuring an image of a small boat, the exact— featuring an image of a small boat, the exact same sort of tnttatatts— boat, the exact same sort of inflatable small— boat, the exact same sort of inflatable small boat that they usst —tnsts- inflatable small boat that they used _there it. used to go to cross. there it is. used to go to cross. there it ts-tt— used to go to cross. there it ts-tt saws— used to go to cross. there it ts-tt saws .— used to go to cross. there it is. it says , wherever you're is. and it says, wherever you're tnsn.— is. and it says, wherever you're tnsn—tot- is. and it says, wherever you're tasn—tot nstsl is. and it says, wherever you'rei from,_got here, you from, however you got here, you know.— from, however you got here, you know, whatever— from, however you got here, you know, whatever your reasons are, tastsattw— know, whatever your reasons are, tastsattw-sawtnt— basically it's saying all nstutsss— basically it's saying all refugees are- basically it's saying all refugees are welcome. i mean, nst— refugees are welcome. i mean, not stsstttsatw— refugees are welcome. i mean, not specifically in— refugees are welcome. i mean, not specifically in the shop. they— not specifically in the shop. they definitely— not specifically in the shop. they definitely don't want them in they definitely don't want them tn tns — they definitely don't want them tn tns shopt_ they definitely don't want them in the shop, but— they definitely don't want them in the shop, but they're welcome in the shop, but they're welcome tn-ssuntnw — in the shop, but they're welcome in country. somebody in the country. somebody else can—tut- in the country. somebody else can—tut tnswi can take the burden, but they tst— can take the burden, but they tst att— can take the burden, but they can get all the— can take the burden, but they can get all the virtue sttnatttnt— can get all the virtue signalling points of saying, ttsass—ant- signalling points of saying, please—and the please come here, and then the tastawst— please come here, and then the taxtawsn san— please come here, and then the taxpayer can can— please come here, and then the taxpayer can can foot bill. taxpayer can can foot the bill. tnts— taxpayer can can foot the bill. this-ridiculous. _ taxpayer can can foot the bill. this ridiculous. also, this is ridiculous. and also, tts— this is ridiculous. and also, tt-s-tsst- it's incredibly poor taste considering,— it's incredibly poor taste considering, you it's incredibly poor taste- considering, you-people considering, you know, people die considering, you know, people tts-tns— considering, you know, people die-the channel- considering, you know, people die the channel and die crossing the channel and stssstnt— die crossing the channel and crossing mediterranee and crossing the mediterranee and ttss— crossing the mediterranee and

atss-ssns— crossing the mediterranee and also-some people- crossing the mediterranee and also some people exploit also some some people exploit the also some some people exploit tns aswtun— also some some people exploit the asylum system to come here ant— the asylum system to come here ant ssnntt— the asylum system to come here and commit terrorist atrocities tts— and commit terrorist atrocities ttts tns— and commit terrorist atrocities like the manchester arena tsntst— like the manchester arena tsntsn. tsn— like the manchester arena bomber, for example. he was sust— bomber, for example. he was sust tasn — bomber, for example. he was rescued from libya by the royal waw. — rescued from libya by the royal waw. tts— rescued from libya by the royal navy. it's interesting,- rescued from libya by the royal navy. etg c navy. it's interesting, isn't it, i mean, remember the it, how i mean, remember the body when it first launched body shop when it first launched was political, but it was explicitly political, but it seemed like of it was like seemed like most of it was like things couldn't really argue things you couldn't really argue with. might it with. you might find it tiresome, was like, let's tiresome, but it was like, let's save rainforest whatever. save the rainforest or whatever. let's from let's save this tribe from extinction. that's not something tnat— extinction. that's not something tnat natt— extinction. that's not something tnat natt tns— extinction. that's not something that half the country— ti;,t

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through until 7:00 this evening. gb through until 7:00 this evening. st wsws— through until 7:00 this evening. st wsws ts— through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the— through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's. through until 7:00 this evening. gb news is the people's . channel gb news is the people's. channel ant— gb news is the people's. channel ant wsstnnst— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back to— gb news is the people's. channel and welcome back to headliners. so chris skudder, we have showbiz news now, no doubt the raw podcasting talent represented by meghan markle is coming into question . meghan coming into question. meghan markle labelled— coming into question. meghan markle labelled not- coming into question. meghan markle labelled not a- etg meghan markle labelled not a great tatsnt— markle labelled not a great tatsnt tw— markle labelled not a great tatsnt by tsn— markle labelled not a great talent by top hollywood agent attst— talent by top hollywood agent attsn ststttw— talent by top hollywood agent after spotify deal ends. so tsnsnw— after spotify deal ends. so jeremy zimmer, the chief ssuts — jeremy zimmer, the chief executive officer of united tatsnt— executive officer of united talent agency,— executive officer of united talent agency, has come out with tnsss— talent agency, has come out with tnsss nsatt— talent agency, has come out with these really catty— talent agency, has come out with these really catty remarks. he tasn-t— these really catty remarks. he nasn-t tust— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let it— these really catty remarks. he hasn't just let it in. he's not going— hasn't just let it in. he's not tstnt town— hasn't just let it in. he's not going down without a without a he going down without a without a ns tttn-t— going down without a without a he didn't broker— going down without a without a he didn't broker the deal or anwtttnt— he didn't broker the deal or anwtntnt. us— he didn't broker the deal or anwtntnt. us t— he didn't broker the deal or anything. he i don't think so. wt.— anything. he i don't think so. to. wet.— anything. he i don't think so. to. wstt. t— anything. he i don't think so. no. well, i don't— anything. he i don't think so. no. well, i don't know . i no. well, i don't know. i nawsn-t— no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll— no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll be- no. well, i don't know. i haven't i'll be honest. i'm not tn— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not tn nst— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not tn not a— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not m not a tsat— haven't i'll be honest. i'm not i'm not a great meghan markle

tan.— i'm not a great meghan markle tan. t— i'm not a great meghan markle tan. t nawsn-t— i'm not a great meghan markle fan. i haven't been listening to all fan. i haven't been listening to att—atsnstwtsi all the episodes. archetype ansnstwtss— all the episodes. archetype archetypes, that's it, he says. tunns— archetypes, that's it, he says. tutns sut— archetypes, that's it, he says. turns out meghan was not turns out meghan markle was not a tsat— turns out meghan markle was not a tnsat autts— turns out meghan markle was not a great audio talent— turns out meghan markle was not a great audio talent or necessarily— a great audio talent or necessarily any kind of talent. tsn— necessarily any kind of talent. ssn tsat— necessarily any kind of talent. osn yeah- on— necessarily any kind of talent. ooh yeah. oh no,— necessarily any kind of talent. ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's tust— ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's tust ss— ooh yeah. oh no, he didn't. it's just so unnecessary, isn't it? ant— just so unnecessary, isn't it? ant tots— just so unnecessary, isn't it? ant tsts st— just so unnecessary, isn't it? and lots of people are criticising— and lots of people are criticising him and he just tsauss— criticising him and he just because you're— criticising him and he just because you're famous doesn't mats— because you're famous doesn't nats you— because you're famous doesn't nats you tsat— because you're famous doesn't make you great at— because you're famous doesn't make you great at something wntsn— make you great at something wntsn t— make you great at something which i think— make you great at something which i think he's making a wttsn— which i think he's making a wttsn tant— which i think he's making a wider point. _ which i think he's making a wider point. i— which i think he's making a wider point . e i: wider point. i mean, you could say whether or not he should kick her while she's down, but she did somehow to she did somehow manage to calm 20 out of spotify, 20 million out of spotify, hundred netflix, hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. netflix, a hundred million. and she was providing south park . yeah, providing in south park. yeah, that was true. they got their money's worth there. well yeah in a money's worth there. well yeah tn-a ststttw— money's worth there. well yeah in - a spotify executive - “tl“liigt iteti;i; well yeah in a spotify executive bill in fact a spotify executive bill stnnsns— in fact a spotify executive bill simmons critic— in fact a spotify executive bill simmons critic sized the pair ttanttnt— simmons critic sized the pair branding them— simmons critic sized the pair branding them grifters. yeah so wttsn— branding them grifters. yeah so wttsn ts— branding them grifters. yeah so wttsn ts tns— branding them grifters. yeah so which is the show— branding them grifters. yeah so which is the show i would watch. i which is the show i would watch. t nan— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely you— which is the show i would watch. i mean absolutely you know- i mean absolutely you know beetling about on little chopper bikes. yeah beetling about on little chopper bikes . yeah a lot of people are bikes. yeah a lot of people are stanntnt— bikes. yeah a lot of people are slamming them.— bikes. yeah a lot of people are slamming them. tim- yeah a lot of people are slamming them. tim dillon, the ssnnsttan— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said he— slamming them. tim dillon, the comedian, said he was at a usttwwsst— comedian, said he was at a hollywood party- comedian, said he was at a hollywood party and everybody was hollywood party and everybody tstttnt— hollywood party and everybody was getting their— hollywood party and everybody was getting their phones out to ssnnats— was getting their phones out to tas snntsw— was getting their phones out to compare cringey messages they'd nssswst— compare cringey messages they'd tssstwst tasn — compare cringey messages they'd received from meghan markle

twtnt— received from meghan markle twtnt ts.— received from meghan markle twtnt ts. tts— received from meghan markle trying to, like, inveigle her way— trying to, like, inveigle her way tnts— trying to, like, inveigle her way into into— trying to, like, inveigle her way into into projects and tntnts— way into into projects and tntnts. — way into into projects and tntnts. t— way into into projects and things. i mean,- way into into projects and things . e way into into projects and things . c things. i mean, i saw the list of the women she had on. i don't know why she called it archetypes. she was supposed to be talking about stereotypes, was she meant, wasn't was what she meant, wasn't it? yeah. weird. archetypes yeah. it's a weird. archetypes is not a synonym for stereotypes. actually it's is not a synonym for sterattypes. actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad s. actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad thing.actually it's is not a synonym for stera bad thing. archetypest is not a synonym for stera bad thing. archetypes it's not a bad thing. archetypes it's like. useful way of like. it's like a useful way of talking about drama and literature and yeah, that's like camille personae camille paglia sexual personae is archetypes. exactly. yeah nsstts— is archetypes. exactly. yeah. nsstts—sattst people misunderstand is called anstts—sts-sl people misunderstand is called atstts—sts-s ai people misunderstand is called. archie,_she's a so archie, and she. and she's a so that's why she's not a moron. she's lazy . apparently she was she's lazy. apparently she was suntntsst— she's lazy. apparently she was suntntsst tw— she's lazy. apparently she was surprised by the _ she's lazy. apparently she was surprised by the work required to surprised by the work required ts ttntsn— surprised by the work required to finish entertainment tnstssts. — to finish entertainment projects. i/ti;te e to finish entertainment projects. / to finish entertainment projects. i/ti;te e to finish entertainment projects. / e projects. yeah, so we've all done that. yeah. all right. all right. a new edinburgh show. oh, my god. i've done louise. that's true, though , isn't it? that's true, though, isn't it? you get a series commission on the radio and then. oh, no. yeah. never for— the radio and then. oh, no. yeah. never for $20- eti;e oh, no. yeah. never for $20 million, tnsutn. — yeah. never for $20 million, tnsutn. us.— yeah. never for $20 million, though. \ti.t clxe�*eccg yeah. never for $20 million, though. \ciltii1,>k(t?tf.1gt : though. no, exactly. i would imagine. imagine how many times you could hire dan evans for 20 minutes. telegraph now, leo and the bbc are refusing to gender the bbc are refusing to gender the ashes, which, to be fair , is

the ashes, which, to be fair, is one of the trickier jobs in the crematorium. um, so bbc ashes coverage is confusing listeners with gender neutral titles. so there's a women's ashes g: c so there's a women's ashes and tnsns-s— there's a women's ashes and tnsts-s tns— there's a women's ashes and there's the men's— there's a women's ashes and there's the men's ashes. but the tts— there's the men's ashes. but the ttc tust— there's the men's ashes. but the bbc just referred— there's the men's ashes. but the bbc just referred to both of tnsn — bbc just referred to both of tnsn as— bbc just referred to both of tnsn as tns— bbc just referred to both of them as the ashes. so listeners tsn-t— them as the ashes. so listeners tsn-t tnsw— them as the ashes. so listeners tsn-t tnsw tt— them as the ashes. so listeners don't know if they— them as the ashes. so listeners don't know if they mean the one was— don't know if they mean the one was ttawst— don't know if they mean the one was ttawst by— don't know if they mean the one that's played by women or the tnat-s— that's played by women or the one that's played— that's played by women or the one that's played by ashes and the one that's played by ashes and tns ttasnss. — one that's played by ashes and the mashes. that— one that's played by ashes and the mashes. : the mashes. that would work well. simon i've— the mashes. that would work well. simon i've come- the mashes. : simon i've come up with a well. simon i've come up with a ssutts— well. simon i've come up with a ssutts st— well. simon i've come up with a couple of answers— well. simon i've come up with a couple of answers for— simon i've come up with a couple of answers for this. you ssutt— couple of answers for this. you ssutt stttst— couple of answers for this. you could either, if— couple of answers for this. you could either, if you replace the h could either, if you replace the u-anstnsn— could either, if you replace the u-anstnsn s.— could either, if you replace the h another s, that's one h with another s, that's one stttsn. — h with another s, that's one stttsn stats— h with another s, that's one option, okay? or— h with another s, that's one option, okay? or you can take you— option, okay? or you can take wsu san— option, okay? or you can take you tust— option, okay? or you can take you tust-a— option, okay? or you can take you can just-a g- option, okay? or you can take you can just a g on the you can just add a g on the tsttnntnt— you can just add a g on the beginning and— you can just add a g on the beginning and then, oh, that's tutts— beginning and then, oh, that's tutts you— beginning and then, oh, that's quite you couldn't you didn't you— quite you couldn't you didn't you ts— quite you couldn't you didn't you as tn— quite you couldn't you didn't see you go in there. okay. i tutts— see you go in there. okay. i tutts tts— see you go in there. okay. i quite like fash because it's like it's slang for fascism isn't it. but that goes to the women. so that's quite a nice twist. yeah, i do think they are utterly deluded, you know, personally i think vast personally i think the vast majority of people who watch cricket regular want cricket on a regular basis want to see them. they're quite happy that enjoying that the women are enjoying themselves. be honest . you themselves. let's be honest. you know, denies them their know, nobody denies them their pleasure. but one of these

tournaments is arguably the most venerable in the world of sport , let alone cricket. over 100 years, us and the other is a relatively recent development, you know, to accord them the same amount of importance by by kind of linguistic. it's orwellian , isn't it? so you'd orwellian, isn't it? so you'd say call it the _ ee c 7 so you'd say call it the women's e c 7 so you'd say call it the women's ashes. ant— say call it the women's ashes. ant tnsn— say call it the women's ashes. ant tnsn tns— say call it the women's ashes. and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. no,— and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. no, not- and then the ashes is so not the men's ashes. ntit eeti;e men's ashes. no, not the men's ashes. the ashes. and then i wouldn't call it the women's ashes because no cricket bales have been burnt and placed in a small urn and kept for posterity in a glass case. there is a meaning to that . yeah. you've meaning to that. yeah. you've got to meaning to that. yeah. you've tst ts san— meaning to that. yeah. you've tst ts tt. — meaning to that. yeah. you've got to earn it. you- meaning to that. yeah. you've got to earn it. you haven't yet. you haven't let your country down yet. as much as those engush down yet. as much as those english cricket players did in 1886 or whenever it was anyway , 1886 or whenever it was anyway, we have the telegraph now. cressida and kids are getting more confused about getting they're getting more confused about gender younger. sorry, they refuse to grow up so fast these days, aren't they .7 gender

these days, aren't they? gender dysphoria emerging— these days, aren't they? gender dysphoria emerging five- : ”c: e c seq? gender dysphoria emerging five years tnan— dysphoria emerging five years sooner than in— dysphoria emerging five years sooner than in 2017? so the asast— sooner than in 2017? so the asast nas— sooner than in 2017? so the average has changed the mean astats— average has changed the mean astats usst— average has changed the mean average used to— average has changed the mean average used to be 31.5 years stt— average used to be 31.5 years stt ant— average used to be 31.5 years stt ant ns— average used to be 31.5 years old and now it's— average used to be 31.5 years old and now it's come down to asst— old and now it's come down to asst tsats— old and now it's come down to 26.25 years old. _ old and now it's come down to 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh,— 26.25 years old. oh, really? on. ss— 26.25 years old. oh, really? on. ss ttsw-ts— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not— 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not these- 26.25 years old. oh, really? oh, so they're not these are not kids. these are adults . no. see, kids. these are adults. no. see, that's the main— kids. these are adults. no. see, that's the main average- no. see, that's the main average because. stat— that's the main average because. okay traditionally— that's the main average because. okay traditionally it was boys tstwssn— okay traditionally it was boys tstwssn tns — okay traditionally it was boys between the ages of four and seven who then— between the ages of four and seven who then later went on to be gay— seven who then later went on to ts tat atutts— seven who then later went on to be gay adults and— seven who then later went on to be gay adults and middle aged ant— be gay adults and middle aged ant ss— be gay adults and middle aged men. and so that— be gay adults and middle aged men. and so that was the average . tut— men. and so that was the average . tut wnat— men. and so that was the average . but what you're— men. and so that was the average . but what you're getting now is tnts— . but what you're getting now is tns-st— . but what you're getting now is tnts-st tttts— . but what you're getting now is this-of girls, these- . but what you're getting now is this of girls, these sort this surge of girls, these sort of this surge of girls, these sort st tt— this surge of girls, these sort st tt ts— this surge of girls, these sort st tt ts tats— this surge of girls, these sort of 11 to late teens. yeah but we're not talking about prepubescent kids. �*ftn1c prepubescent kids. well, yeah, it prepubescent kids. well, yeah, tt ts. — prepubescent kids. well, yeah, tt ts. tn— prepubescent kids. well, yeah, it is. in 2021, there were more 13 year old children than . so 13 year old children than. so the peak is sort of shifted. it used to be it used to be older. now it's now it's shifted younger. and also, as cressida says, it's more girls doing it as it becomes this sort of social contagion, social contagion. but it does seem i tts— contagion. but it does seem i tt-s a— contagion. but it does seem i mean, it's a bit— contagion. but it does seem i mean, it's a bit like- ig tite but it does seem i mean, it's a bit like smoking, tsn-t— mean, it's a bit like smoking, tsn-t tts— mean, it's a bit like smoking, tsn-t tts tt— mean, it's a bit like smoking, isn't it? it happens at a stunt— isn't it? it happens at a crucial point,- isn't it? it happens at a crucial point, usually around

tutsttw—tnsl puberty, usually when the hormones disruptive and hormones are disruptive and tuttutsnt— hormones are disruptive and turbulent and— hormones are disruptive and turbulent and you become much prey— turbulent and you become much ttsw ts— turbulent and you become much ttsw ts tns.— turbulent and you become much more prey to the, i— turbulent and you become much more prey to the, i don't know, sttstsnttat— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis of— more prey to the, i don't know, existential crisis of one kind or existential crisis of one kind st anstnst. — existential crisis of one kind or another. yeah.- existential crisis of one kind or another. i/ti;te e ' et: c or another. yeah. and it's also i mean, some statistics are showing that it's replacing anorexia and bulimia as certainly in google search trends. it's, you know , the trends. it's, you know, the anorexia and bulimia have come right down. and, you know, transitioning has come right up. so it's a way of teenage girls to sort control their bodies to sort of control their bodies and their bodies . and desexualise their bodies. it's trying to slam it's basically trying to slam tns—tsnn- it's basically trying to slam the—isn'tiin. it's basically trying to slam. the—isn'tiin that the brakes on. isn't it, in that tsstssts — the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? yeah.— the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? yeah. and- the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? i/ti;te e ' et: the brakes on. isn't it, in that respect? / et: respect? yeah. and also the thing with smoking, that's a that's a great analogy because smoking, remember at smoking, you know, i remember at school you're school people thought you're cool and now cool if you smoked and now everybody you know, it's everybody thinks, you know, it's the thing i mean, it the cool thing to do. i mean, it won't be in ten time. no, won't be in ten years time. no, but mean, it's not like but i mean, it's not like mullets or double denim. you can't grow out a gender transition. mean, perhaps transition. i mean, perhaps it is a like in that is a bit like smoking in that respect, but. but even harder to tns— respect, but. but even harder to tws ut— respect, but. but even harder to tws ut. tsat— respect, but. but even harder to give up. yeah. lifeboat- i but even harder to give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in give up. yeah. lifeboat news now tn-txttsss. — give up. yeah. lifeboat news now tn-txttsss. tss— give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in-express. leo it— give up. yeah. lifeboat news now in express. leo it sounds in the express. leo it sounds tts— in the express. leo it sounds ttts-tsn-t— in the express. leo it sounds like-isn't the— in the express. leo it sounds like isn't the only thing like sea isn't the only thing tnsw-ts— like sea isn't the only thing they're—racist- they're sick of. so racist tantuats— they're sick of. so racist language-rnli. they're sick of. so racist language rnli that's they're sick of. so racist- language-rnli that's the language at the rnli that's the tttstsat. — language at the rnli that's the tttstsat. t—

language at the rnli that's the lifeboat. i don't— language at the rnli that's the lifeboat. t:t1e c lifeboat. i don't know what the rest of the letters for. rest of the letters stand for. national lifeboat identity tsttttss— national lifeboat identity politics organisation. / politics organisation. yeah. tsat— politics organisation. yeah. vsat ss— politics organisation. yeah. vsat ss tts— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so the sea— politics organisation. yeah. yeah so the sea rescue charity, let's call them that . yeah. let's call them that. yeah. they've ordered a full scale culture review after their after staff and staff have been ordered to attend diversity and inclusivity training to stamp out bias against women and ethnic minorities. out bias against women and ethnic minorities . they're going ethnic minorities. they're going to get the lifeboats are now going to be crewed by one legged guatemalan lesbian , which is guatemalan lesbian, which is going to be great if you want to be pulled from the sea in a storm. you know what i mean? i mean, it does remind me unavoidably of the thing that went around after the submarine imploded, saying that they had avoided 50 year avoided hiring boring 50 year old men because they old white men because they weren't inspirational, weren't very inspirational, you know, and instead they wanted to have diverse crew. i have a more diverse crew. i don't know. this t: i i don't know. this ignores this ttnstss— don't know. this ignores this ttnstss tns— don't know. this ignores this ignores the function of teasing, tsssn-t— ignores the function of teasing, tsssn-t tts— ignores the function of teasing, doesn't it? and _ ignores the function of teasing, doesn't it? and lads , lads, doesn't it? and lads, lads, tats— doesn't it? and lads, lads, tats tn— doesn't it? and lads, lads, lads, i'm not— doesn't it? and lads, lads, lads, i'm not saying you should be lads, i'm not saying you should ts tastst— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but the— lads, i'm not saying you should be racist, but the reason they bully— be racist, but the reason they tuttw sast— be racist, but the reason they bully each other— be racist, but the reason they bully each other to some extent is bully each other to some extent ts tsauss— bully each other to some extent is because you're— bully each other to some extent is because you're proving who's a-guv- _ is because you're proving who's a-tuw. ant— is because you're proving who's a-tuw. ant ws- is because you're proving who's a guy. and we want tough a tough guy. and we want tough

guys— a tough guy. and we want tough tuws-twu— a tough guy. and we want tough tuws-twu ant— a tough guy. and we want tough guys-rnli and you- a tough guy. and we want tough guys rnli and you also is guys in the rnli and you also is a tsnttnt— guys in the rnli and you also is a bonding mechanism even. i t— a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never— a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never even- a bonding mechanism even. i mean, i was never even that good at it or comfortable with it myself the dressing rooms. myself in the dressing rooms. but what was going but i recognise what was going on. you could hold your own, on. if you could hold your own, you've respect. you've got some respect. yeah btec. i like if you're the btec. i feel like if you're the unusual, anomalous woman that wants to do this kind of stuff and i realised they exist, maybe you be complaining you wouldn't be complaining about about some banter. i mean, it how far it i it depends how far it goes. i get that. but just get your own mug— get that. but just get your own nut wttn— get that. but just get your own nut wttn a— get that. but just get your own mug with a topless— g1 but just get your own mug with a topless bloke on it ant— mug with a topless bloke on it ant tant— mug with a topless bloke on it ant tant. you're— mug with a topless bloke on it and bang, you're-i- mug with a topless bloke on it and bang, you're i mean, and bang, you're sorted. i mean, it and bang, you're sorted. i mean, tt—tnat.- and bang, you're sorted. i mean,| it_that. really? it does amount to that. really? tstattw— it does amount to that. really? tstattw.—tntnt.- totally. that's the thing. i mean, so some— that's the thing. i mean, so some people were fired for mean, so some people were fired tst nawnt— mean, so some people were fired tst nawtnt a— mean, so some people were fired tst nawnt a nut— mean, so some people were fired for having a mug with like a tsttsss— for having a mug with like a topless woman— for having a mug with like a topless woman girl. topless woman or girl. like, come on. this— topless woman or girl. like, come on. this is— topless woman or girl. i e this is these are these come on. this is these are these are come on. this is these are these ttstss— come on. this is these are these are blokes who— come on. this is these are these are blokes who are— i e this is these are these are blokes who are risking their ttss— are blokes who are risking their twss ts— are blokes who are risking their twss ts ts— are blokes who are risking their lives to go into— are blokes who are risking their lives to go into the sea and tsstts-s— lives to go into the sea and save people's lives. you know, tnsw-ts—ttntl save people's lives. you know,| they're—kind of they're going to be the kind of ssns-tnsn— they're going to be the kind of some-them are— they're going to be the kind of some them are going to be the some of them are going to be the ttnt— some of them are going to be the ttnt st— some of them are going to be the ttnt st tuws— some of them are going to be the ttnt st tuws wns— some of them are going to be the kind of guys who have a mug. tsat— kind of guys who have a mug. vsan. wttn— kind of guys who have a mug. yeah. with some— kind of guys who have a mug. yeah. with some boobs. possibly even a problematic tattoo. yeah, those pins yeah, maybe one of those pins tnat— yeah, maybe one of those pins tnat you— yeah, maybe one of those pins tnat you tunn— yeah, maybe one of those pins that you turn it— yeah, maybe one of those pins that you turn it upside down and the that you turn it upside down and tns ttttnt— that you turn it upside down and the bikini comes— that you turn it upside down and the bikini comes off a whole tast— the bikini comes off a whole tast st— the bikini comes off a whole pack of cards. _ the bikini comes off a whole pack of cards. i/ti;te e pack of cards. yeah, that's all for three. in the final

for part three. in the final section, we got pizzas section, we got proto pizzas fully athletes fully juiced up athletes finally. a story about finally. and a story about artisan is less artisan leakers, which is less distressing than it sounds. we'll you couple of we'll see you in a couple of minutes .

and welcome back to headliners for our final section. leo we kick off with the metro and does this pompeii painting suggest discovery of the proto pizza? the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus . so this is the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus. so this is in the pizza precursor for pizza? la pythicus . so this is in the la pythicus. so this is in the ttstts— la pythicus. so this is in the ttstts .— la pythicus. so this is in the ttstts . ss— la pythicus. so this is in the metro . so 2000 _ la pythicus. so this is in the metro . so 2000 year- 37�*ytce ti.ti: so this is in the metro . so 2000 year old painting metro. so 2000 year old painting tnat— metro. so 2000 year old painting tnat ssutt— metro. so 2000 year old painting tnat ssutt ts— metro. so 2000 year old painting that could be the— metro. so 2000 year old painting that could be the clue to the wsttt-s— that could be the clue to the world's first— that could be the clue to the world's first pizza. it's a tatnttnt— world's first pizza. it's a tatnttnt st— world's first pizza. it's a painting of a— world's first pizza. it's a painting of a domino's flyer atwstttstnt— painting of a domino's flyer advertising a— painting of a domino's flyer advertising a two for one deal. to.— advertising a two for one deal. ws. tts— advertising a two for one deal. ws. tt-s nst— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's it— advertising a two for one deal. no, it's not. it's it says here ttattans— no, it's not. it's it says here italians are— no, it's not. it's it says here italians are known for their tsws— italians are known for their tsws st— italians are known for their love of pizza.— italians are known for their love of pizza. this is this is groundbreaking— love of pizza. this is this is groundbreaking stuff in the nstts— groundbreaking stuff in the nstts nsts. — groundbreaking stuff in the metro here. yeah. i was not aware-italians- metro here. yeah. i was not aware italians enjoyed . so. aware that italians enjoyed. so. tsat— aware that italians enjoyed. so. vsan tnts— aware that italians enjoyed. so. vsan tnts ts— aware that italians enjoyed. so. yeah, this is so. _ aware that italians enjoyed. so. yeah, this is so. c e ti.ti; yeah, this is so. it's a nice painting, isn't it? can we just say for 2000 years ago it is

quite nicely done. well, it kind of quite nicely done. well, it kind st tssts— quite nicely done. well, it kind st tssts tts— quite nicely done. well, it kind of looks like a— quite nicely done. well, it kind of looks like a mouldy- c. e ti.tigt : well, it kind of looks like a mouldy cupboard. tts— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. ttts you— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. ttts you stsn— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. ttts you stsn a— of looks like a mouldy cupboard. like you open a cupboard and a tsat— like you open a cupboard and a tsat tstssns— like you open a cupboard and a dead person's house. c dead person's house. like it's got— dead person's house. like it's tst an— dead person's house. like it's tst an stt— dead person's house. like it's got an egg on the pizza. they do that in australia, don't they? they egg of the they put an egg on top of the suella no, apparently, no. they didn't have suella n0, apparently, no. they didn't have mozzarella- ntit they didn't have mozzarella according to didn't have mozzarella according ts—stttst. i didn't have mozzarella accordingi ts—stttst. ts. to tony. no tomatoes either. no. so main two ingredients that so the main two ingredients that separate pizza from. yeah, it's a of bread separate pizza from. yeah, it's a.of bread and— yeah, it's a of bread and discovered a bit of bread and discovered ttsat. — a bit of bread and discovered ttsat. ian— a bit of bread and discovered bread. .an open- a bit of bread and discovered bread. e e : ti.e bread. it's an open sandwich. yeah. but still, i think pizza was a like a new york invention wasn't it ? isn't that the myth? wasn't it? isn't that the myth? i was like the new. i think it was like the new. you're going to get some angry snatts— you're going to get some angry snatts ttsn— you're going to get some angry emails from italians in, you tnsw— emails from italians in, you know immigrants emails from italians in, you- know-immigrantslnew know italian immigrants in new vstt. —ntttt- york. i think holac might not have don't know, maybe it have been i don't know, maybe it was like scottish, scottish people. perfect at it. so we wsttst— people. perfect at it. so we wsttst sut— people. perfect at it. so we worked out that— perfect at it. so we worked out that you could dip it in worked out that you could dip it tn—tw— worked out that you could dip it tn—tnw tt— worked out that you could dip it tn—tnw tt ss- worked out that you could dip it tn—tnw tt ss t- worked out that you could dip it in_fry it so i had- in batter and fry it so i had taw— in batter and fry it so i had tat t— in batter and fry it so i had one day i had— in batter and fry it so i had one day i had like pizzas. i remember going— one day i had like pizzas. i remember going to- one day i had like pizzas. i remember going to pompeii and naples and stuff . they have naples and stuff. they have those ones that are just like very basic. what i mean it's. very basic. do what i mean it's. yeah, but, but, but have a kind of bit of, a bit of herb and spice them or whatever. it's spice in them or whatever. it's the so delicious that the crust is so delicious that

sits to sea and you've sits next to the sea and you've had quite a wine and had quite a lot of wine and you're not at work exactly, but they don't fill the crust and they don't fill the crust and they have like 18 types of they don't have like 18 types of salami anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. anyway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and yway, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and way, i think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and i feeli think they don't have like 18 types of salooked nice. and i feel sorryk it looked nice. and i feel sorry for the poor people of pompeii. they didn't get the credit they deserve. cressida mirror, now one of the country's most popular pub debates, looks likely settled and likely to be finally settled and enhanced games to allow drug taking and has support of athletes and doctors. i this blows my mind.— athletes and doctors. i this blows my mind. the- eet: :i i this blows my mind. the idea is tnsw-ts— blows my mind. the idea is tnsw-ts tstnt— blows my mind. the idea is they're going to— blows my mind. the idea is they're going to have the otwntts— they're going to have the olympic games type stuff , but olympic games type stuff, but wus— olympic games type stuff, but you're allowed— olympic games type stuff, but you're allowed all the drugs you want— you're allowed all the drugs you want .— you're allowed all the drugs you want . tnsts-s— you're allowed all the drugs you want . there's nothing. i mean, want. there's nothing. i mean, i tnsw— want. there's nothing. i mean, i assume they only— want. there's nothing. i mean, i assume they only mean like a tuttst— assume they only mean like a tuttst tts— assume they only mean like a buffet like before— assume they only mean like a buffet like before you go on, tut— buffet like before you go on, tut you— buffet like before you go on, tut you san— buffet like before you go on, but you can have that as part of wsut— but you can have that as part of wsut ttatntnt— but you can have that as part of wsutttatntnt. — but you can have that as part of your training. as— but you can have that as part of your training . but you can have that as part of your training. .e but you can have that as part of your training. e your training. as you run past. you just. yeah , yeah.- your training. e 41 yeah , yeah. they you just. yeah, yeah. they nawsn-t— you just. yeah, yeah. they haven't mentioned- /t1. yeah, yeah. they haven't mentioned whether tnsw-ts— haven't mentioned whether tnsw-ts tstat— haven't mentioned whether they're legal or— haven't mentioned whether they're legal or not. i assume tnsw— they're legal or not. i assume tnsw san— they're legal or not. i assume they mean things— they're legal or not. i assume they mean things that are legal. the they mean things that are legal. tns ttsa— they mean things that are legal. the idea comes— they mean things that are legal. the idea comes from london based tusnsssan— the idea comes from london based businessman aaron— the idea comes from london based businessman aaron de, who's ttswn— businessman aaron de, who's ttswn stst— businessman aaron de, who's ttswn stst ant— businessman aaron de, who's grown sick and tired of the unsnt— grown sick and tired of the suttsnt-st- grown sick and tired of the current-of elite- grown sick and tired of the current of elite sport current system of elite sport ant— current system of elite sport ant-ts— current system of elite sport ant-ts-tnsl and wants to shake up the mast.— and wants to shake up the nattstlsan— and wants to shake up the market. can understand market. i can understand this tsauss— market. i can understand thisi because—reasons. market. i can understand this. because—reasons. i because there's two reasons. i

ant ts-s— because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also- because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also said- because there's two reasons. i mean, and he's also said there will be obviously awards for winners, but especially for record because record breakers, because that's what interested. thinks what he's interested. he thinks that if you were juiced enough, you do a nine you could probably do a nine second 100 metre dash, which i mean, on, you want to see mean, come on, you want to see that? want to know if that? we all want to know if that's possible. i care. that's possible. i don't care. drugs, illegal. i mean, you can't have roids, aren't can't have some roids, aren't illegal. steroids like illegal. steroids are like banned substances if you want banned substances is if you want to in but you to compete in sport, but you won't be sent to jail using won't be sent to jail for using them. don't them. but generally, i don't know the rules are, know exactly what the rules are, but they're not like cocaine. yeah human hormone. and yeah human growth hormone. and testosterone can testosterone based steroids can make mean, like make your i mean, like weightlifters and weightlifters now. and bodybuilders are there are basically two separate categories , as i don't think categories, as i don't think they call it juiced up. and but essentially yeah, call it for natural. yeah. so you can tell tsauss— natural. yeah. so you can tell tsauss ttsw— natural. yeah. so you can tell because they don't— yeah. so you can tell because they don't have big nnusssst ws— because they don't have big muscles. no they don't have the wnatswst— muscles. no they don't have the whatever these _ muscles. no they don't have the whatever these ones are. oh tnat-s— whatever these ones are. oh tnat-s tttnt. — whatever these ones are. oh that's right. they- whatever these ones are. oh that's right. "cat eiti; whatever these ones are. oh that's right. "cat itei; “cg whatever these ones are. oh that's right. "cat eiti; "cat that's right. they are. they or whatever. yeah. i they whatever. yeah. i mean no they are absurd. what these sounds entirely reasonable to, to damage people's health because he of running he says that instead of running the 100m in 9.58 seconds, you could do it in less than nine

seconds. i would love to see that. and the other thing is, you know, it would eliminate all of that whispering, you know, because whenever somebody does like now, it like break a record now, it immediately , doesn't it? immediately starts, doesn't it? you know, i think i don't know why it's got to your why not. it's got to be your choice, it? yeah. it'd be choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be tts— choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be like watching— choice, isn't it? yeah. it'd be like watching the— i ti.ti; c 7 yeah. it'd be like watching the russians at the like watching the russians at tns otwnttss— like watching the russians at the olympics 80s. the olympics in the 80s. exactly. exactly. - the olympics in the 80s. xiiiccg exactly. these. these exactly. exactly. these. these tusstans — exactly. exactly. these. these russians. _were - east i russians. what were the east sstnanss— russians. what were the east germans? yeah _ russians. what were the east germans? yeah russians. what were the east- germans? yeah _the women germans? yeah yeah, the women with full beard all with the full beard have all those records. they were way ansat— those records. they were way ansat wttn— those records. they were way ahead with that. _ they were way ahead with that. puberty blockers gender transition blockers and gender transition drugs. so blockers and gender transition drugs . so those were the years. drugs. so those were the years. ant— drugs. so those were the years. ant tnat-s— drugs. so those were the years. and that's all— drugs. so those were the years. and that's all been— t: g; so those were the years. and that's all been forgotten, tsnt— and that's all been forgotten, tsn-t tts— and that's all been forgotten, tsn-t tts-att— and that's all been forgotten, isn't it?-all been- isn't it? that's all been tastsattw— isn't it? that's all been basically memory hold all of tnsss— basically memory hold all of tnsss-tast— basically memory hold all of those east germany was those years. east germany was tts— those years. east germany was ttts nunntst— those years. east germany was like number two— those years. east germany was like number two in the record in the like number two in the record in tns tn— like number two in the record in tns tn tns— like number two in the record in the in the results— like number two in the record in the in the results table every tsat— the in the results table every tsat anyway. — the in the results table every tsat anyway. t— the in the results table every year anyway. i think it would be tsnt— year anyway. i think it would be very interesting— year anyway. i think it would be very interesting and also , you very interesting and also, you tnsw— very interesting and also, you tnsw. tn— very interesting and also, you tnsw. tn a— very interesting and also, you know, in a country where we attsw— know, in a country where we attsw tsstts— know, in a country where we allow people to— know, in a country where we allow people to destroy their nsattn— allow people to destroy their nsattn tw— allow people to destroy their health by overeating or drinking too health by overeating or drinking tss nusn— health by overeating or drinking too much alcohol— health by overeating or drinking too much alcohol or smoking, i tsnt— too much alcohol or smoking, i tsnt-tnat— too much alcohol or smoking, i tsn-t-tnat ws— too much alcohol or smoking, i don't-that we can- too much alcohol or smoking, i don't that we can afford to don't know that we can afford to wag— don't know that we can afford to wat-at— don't know that we can afford to wag-at somebody- don't know that we can afford to wag at somebody and wag our finger at somebody and say,— wag our finger at somebody and saw-tnsw— wag our finger at somebody and say, know, shouldn't do say, you know, you shouldn't do tnat— say, you know, you shouldn't do tat—tstw- that to yourself. body positivity olympics. yeah. hopefully olympics where hopefully the olympics where everybody yeah but

everybody overeats. yeah but don't everybody overeats. yeah but tsn-t-sattnt— everybody overeats. yeah but don't-eating contest- everybody overeats. yeah but don't-eating contest a. : yeah but don't eating contest a hot don't they eating contest a hot dog— don't they eating contest a hot tst sattnts— don't they eating contest a hot tst sattnts — don't they eating contest a hot tst sattnts ts— don't they eating contest a hot dog eating? is that- don't they eating contest a hot dog eating? is that what you mean? yeah but they- dog eating? 7 yeah but they don't run mean? yeah but they don't run tssn — mean? yeah but they don't run 100m afterwards. _ 7 yeah but they don't run 100m afterwards. : t:tit yeah 100m afterwards. could do. yeah tnat— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah tnatwsutt— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah tnat wsutt ts— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it .— 100m afterwards. could do. yeah that would be it. how— 100m afterwards. : t:tit yeah that would be it . how far 100m afterwards. : t:tit yeah that would be it. how far can you— that would be it. how far can wsu tun— that would be it. how far can you ttns— that would be it. how far can you run. time times now leo. swssttnt— you run. time times now leo. sweeping reforms— you run. time times now leo. sweeping reforms in counting c tstsa— sweeping reforms in counting c tstsa atstttnt— sweeping reforms in counting c korea adopting western standards of korea adopting western standards st ats.— korea adopting western standards st ats. tnts— korea adopting western standards of age. this feels— korea adopting western standards of age. this feels like colonialism - of age. this feels like colonialism .- of age. this feels like colonialism . yes. of age. this feels like colonialism .yes. of age. this feels like- colonialism . yes. the south colonialism. yes. the south koreans are going to become a year , in some cases two years year, in some cases two years younger . after the reform, the younger. after the reform, the system known as korean age by which people are reckoned to be significantly older than the length of time that they have been alive. i had a similar thing. i had a thing called a tender age. yeah, when i was single where i was five years younger than actually am. but younger than i actually am. but in you're a baby it's in korea you're a baby when it's born. year old at the born. is one year old at the moment birth gains moment of birth and gains another year. every new year's day. if you're born in day. so if you're born in december, you're suddenly two when you're only a week old because they they think first of all, they think the nine months you spend in womb is you spend in the womb is essentially a year. they round that essentially a year. they round tnat ut— essentially a year. they round tnat utltsunt— essentially a year. they round that up,-round it- essentially a year. they round that up,-round it up. - they round that up, round it up. "cat that up, just round it up. they tnstuts— that up, just round it up. they tnstuts tts— that up, just round it up. they include the twinkle the eye. include the twinkle in the eye. yeah, that's very nice.

yeah, exactly. that's very nice. tns— yeah, exactly. that's very nice. tns-tn— yeah, exactly. that's very nice. tns-nnss- yeah, exactly. that's very nice. tns-tn-sws. antl yeah, exactly. that's very nice. i the-in-eye. and then the twinkle in the eye. and then ssssnttw— the twinkle in the eye. and then ssssnttw ws— the twinkle in the eye. and then secondly, we, they— the twinkle in the eye. and then secondly, we, they they it secondly, we, they they do it ttsn — secondly, we, they they do it ttsn tanuanw— secondly, we, they they do it from january first. so you're all-essentially. - from january first. so you're. all-essentially. -is all babies, essentially. this is tns— all babies, essentially. this is tns-tnat— all babies, essentially. this is the.that doesn't- all babies, essentially. this is the that doesn't get the bit that doesn't get mentioned. _ the bit that doesn't get mentioned. all babies are the ttttntaws— mentioned. all babies are the ttttntaws .— mentioned. all babies are the birthdays . the— mentioned. all babies are the birthdays . the birthdays birthdays. the birthdays stttstattw— birthdays. the birthdays officially the _ birthdays. the birthdays officially the 1st of january. vsan. — officially the 1st of january. wsan. ttttt— officially the 1st of january. yeah. right-they. officially the 1st of january. . yeah. right-they don't yeah. right. well they don't like of weird. it's like it's kind of weird. it's going bad for a bouncy going to be bad for a bouncy castle hire. yeah, it's all on tat. — castle hire. yeah, it's all on tat. can— castle hire. yeah, it's all on one day. can you- castle hire. yeah, it's all on one day. can you come to my birthday party? well, that's a bit tricky. i suppose they have a workaround for it. i guess they just a workaround for it. i guess tnsy rust tsnt.— a workaround for it. i guess they just don't. they- c i guess they just don't. they don't sststtats— they just don't. they don't celebrate individual do celebrate individual stuff, do ttsw— celebrate individual stuff, do tnsw—tttntsi they, in korea? is that right? or they, in korea? is that right? st ts— they, in korea? is that right? st ts tnat— they, in korea? is that right? or is that just— they, in korea? is that right? or is that just north korea? tttn— or is that just north korea? ttts ts— or is that just north korea? this is south— or is that just north korea? this is south korea,- or is that just north korea? this is south korea, isn't it? it's very individual. maybe it's a very individual. maybe it's they it's different in fact, they have virtually either. have virtually no babies either. they have less than 1. they have one of the lowest— they have less than 1. they have one of the lowest fertility- one of the lowest fertility tatss— one of the lowest fertility rates-world. - one of the lowest fertility rates _world. but rates in the world. yeah, but i think racehorses do that, don't they? racehorses are officially born the 1st of january. born on the 1st of january. i think you know, and it think so. you know, and it doesn't harm to doesn't do them any harm to relationship news. now, chris skudder and woman has noticed skudder and a woman has noticed that her husband's salary fails to the fantasy version of to match the fantasy version of him that she thought she'd married woman lambasted married. and woman lambasted attst— married. and woman lambasted attst nsantnt— married. and woman lambasted after moaning about— : and woman lambasted after moaning about her

nustant-s— after moaning about her husband's salary. this story tatss— husband's salary. this story tatss ttass— husband's salary. this story takes place on— husband's salary. this story takes place on mumsnet, so it's tantastts— takes place on mumsnet, so it's tantastts sn— takes place on mumsnet, so it's fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unsassnatst— fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ?_ fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ? all— fantastic on mumsnet. am i being unreasonable ? all one of their unreasonable? all one of their tntsats. — unreasonable? all one of their tntsats. tns— unreasonable? all one of their threads. the poster described her threads. the poster described nsn nustant— threads. the poster described her husband as— threads. the poster described her husband as well qualified ant— her husband as well qualified ant sns— her husband as well qualified and she apparently he told her at tns— and she apparently he told her at the beginning— and she apparently he told her at the beginning of the relationship— at the beginning of the relationship that he was going to relationship that he was going ts tst— relationship that he was going ts tst sust— relationship that he was going to get such and— relationship that he was going to get such and such a job and tnsn— to get such and such a job and tnsn ns— to get such and such a job and tnsn ns nat— to get such and such a job and then he had earned so much by wnatswst— then he had earned so much by whatever stage. _ then he had earned so much by whatever stage. it— then he had earned so much by whatever stage. it does sound tts— whatever stage. it does sound ttts sns-s— whatever stage. it does sound like she's projected she would tts— like she's projected she would nts-ttns— like she's projected she would like.-time-gone- like she's projected she would like. time gone by. like. some time has gone by. tnts— like. some time has gone by. tnts tasn-t— like. some time has gone by. this hasn't happened and she's utsst— this hasn't happened and she's utsst-ant— this hasn't happened and she's upset-and some- this hasn't happened and she's upset and some people upset about it. and some people are upset about it. and some people tstttnt— upset about it. and some people are telling her— upset about it. and some people are telling her she's wrong. it ssunts— are telling her she's wrong. it ssunts tts— are telling her she's wrong. it sounds like she's— are telling her she's wrong. it sounds like she's just married the sounds like she's just married tns wtsnt— sounds like she's just married the wrong bloke,— sounds like she's just married the wrong bloke, doesn't it? wstt—ns-s- the wrong bloke, doesn't it?- well,_he's married well, it seems like he's married the well, it seems like he's married tns-wsnan. — well, it seems like he's married the-woman. yeah. - well, it seems like he's married the woman. / yeah. well, it seems like he's married- the-woman. yeah. yeah. oh, the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, nw sst.— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, nnt sst. lsts-s— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god. ishe's like— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god.ishe's like a— the wrong woman. yeah. yeah. oh, my god. ishe's like a vulture. - the wrong woman. / yeah. oh, my god. c my god. she's like a vulture. he's my god. she's like a vulture. us-s satntnt— my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40— my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40 grand- my god. she's like a vulture. he's earning 40 grand a- my god. c he's earning 40 grand a year. tts— he's earning 40 grand a year. it's-terrible,— he's earning 40 grand a year. it's-terrible, but- he's earning 40 grand a year. it's terrible, but maybe he it's not terrible, but maybe he did it's not terrible, but maybe he ttt-nst— it's not terrible, but maybe he ttt-nst tns— it's not terrible, but maybe he did her the impression that did give her the impression that he did give her the impression that ns-st— did give her the impression that he-of ambition.- did give her the impression that he-of ambition. i- did give her the impression that he of ambition. i will he had a lot of ambition. i will say— he had a lot of ambition. i will say ns— he had a lot of ambition. i will say tttnt— he had a lot of ambition. i will say one thing. it— he had a lot of ambition. i will say one thing. it doesn't sound tts— say one thing. it doesn't sound ttts ttsw— say one thing. it doesn't sound ttts tnsy tst— say one thing. it doesn't sound like they got kids,— say one thing. it doesn't sound like they got kids, so you can't be like they got kids, so you can't ts-tut— like they got kids, so you can't ts-tut tnsts— like they got kids, so you can't be-but there is- like they got kids, so you can't be but there is definitely be sure. but there is definitely atsst— be sure. but there is definitely atsst ttsns— be sure. but there is definitely a test drone-in- be sure. but there is definitely a test drone in domestic a test drone drop in domestic atst— a test drone drop in domestic atst-ant— a test drone drop in domestic aged and testosterone is aged men and testosterone is wnat— aged men and testosterone is wnat-nsst— aged men and testosterone is what-need to— aged men and testosterone is what-need to-like. aged men and testosterone is what need to like over what you need to have like over ttttsutsus— what you need to have like over ridiculous-of— what you need to have like over ridiculous of ambition ridiculous levels of ambition ant— ridiculous levels of ambition ant nst— ridiculous levels of ambition and risk taking,— ridiculous levels of ambition and risk taking, right? 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hand, of course, you desperately want—the house. hand, of course, you desperatelyi want—the house and want to get out of the house and stutt. —tnsw - want to get out of the house and stutt—tnsw. tt- stuff. so there's you know, it wsttns— stuff. so there's you know, it wsttnsla— stuff. so there's you know, it weighs i a little - stuff. so there's you know, it weighs a little bit, but it weighs up a little bit, but it t— weighs up a little bit, but it can i mean, it's— weighs up a little bit, but it can i mean, it's been shown to tats— can i mean, it's been shown to have-evolutionary- can i mean, it's been shown to have evolutionary adaptive have an evolutionary adaptive sttsst. — have an evolutionary adaptive sttsst. tsu— have an evolutionary adaptive effect. you become less us nnassutnst— effect. you become less us masculine in— effect. you become less us masculine in house because masculine in the house because stnsnwtss— otherwise you would be unfaithful— otherwise you would be. unfaithful—you unfaithful or whatever. you tnsw—ssttsl unfaithful or whatever. you| know, _ sorts of know, there are all sorts of tntnts— know, there are all sorts of tntnts tnat— know, there are all sorts of things that a— know, there are all sorts of things that a man would do if his hormones— things that a man would do if his hormones didn't adapt. so sns— his hormones didn't adapt. so sns-tats— his hormones didn't adapt. so she-have not- his hormones didn't adapt. so she have not accounted for she might have not accounted for tnat—ttstattw- she might have not accounted for that._probably buy. that. she should probably buyi ss—ant some boxing gloves and a and a ant— some boxing gloves and a and a antltsw— some boxing gloves and a and a andlfew training,— some boxing gloves and a and a and few training, and she and a few training, and she snsutt— and a few training, and she snsutt tst— and a few training, and she snsutt tst a— and a few training, and she should get a job. : should get a job. she should she job instead of like trying to claw money out of her poor husband. and he should her husband. and he should leave her tsaws— husband. and he should leave her tsaws-tst— husband. and he should leave her tsaws-tst tns— husband. and he should leave her leave-for the hills.- leave like run for the hills. tnts— leave like run for the hills. tnts-ttttsst- leave like run for the hills. this biggest flag this is the biggest red flag tts— this is the biggest red flag i've ever-this- this is the biggest red flag i've ever-this is- this is the biggest red flag i've ever this is a bigger i've ever seen. this is a bigger tst— i've ever seen. this is a bigger tst ttat— i've ever seen. this is a bigger tst ttat tnan— i've ever seen. this is a bigger red flag than the— i've ever seen. this is a bigger red flag than the entire chinese atnw. — red flag than the entire chinese atnw. ws— red flag than the entire chinese any. we tst— red flag than the entire chinese army. we got 305— red flag than the entire chinese army. we got 305 to- red flag than the entire chinese army. �*ftni; g1 i’éoet t:tit red flag than the entire chinese army. tg1i3oi army. we got 30s to do bakery news, leo and a dorset baker has been making holy bread. explain so this head baker has been tttsts— so this head baker has been fired? well,— so this head baker has been fired? well, been so this head baker has been. fired? well,-been-and fired? well, he's been fired and tnsn— fired? well, he's been fired and. tnsn—ttant then awarded more than 15 grand for then awarded more than 15 grand tst tstnt— then awarded more than 15 grand tst tstnt ntst— then awarded more than 15 grand for being fired because he was nattnt— for being fired because he was nattnt-wttn— for being fired because he was making-with too- for being fired because he was making with too many making loaves with too many tstss— making loaves with too many nstss—ns- making loaves with too many holes—he said. making loaves with too many. holes—he said it's holes in them. and he said it's an at— holes in them. and he said it's an an ant— holes in them. and he said it's an an ant nst— holes in them. and he said it's an art and not science. no an art and not a science. no ttsat— an art and not a science. no ttsat nattnt— an art and not a science. no bread making is— an art and not a science. no bread making is a science. wus— bread making is a science. vsu-ws-ts— bread making is a science. you've-to have- bread making is a science. you've to have everything you've got to have everything wsttnst— weighed perfectly and the reason tnsts-s— weighed perfectly and the reason there's-because- weighed perfectly and the reason there's because he's there's holes is because he's tsawnt— there's holes is because he's tsawnt tt— there's holes is because he's tsawnt tt ts— there's holes is because he's leaving it to rise— there's holes is because he's leaving it to rise too long to get— leaving it to rise too long to tst tnsss— leaving it to rise too long to tst tnsss ttt— leaving it to rise too long to get those big holes. so he

tsssn-t— get those big holes. so he doesn't know— get those big holes. so he doesn't know bake get those big holes. so he- doesn't know-bake bread doesn't know how to bake bread tsttst— doesn't know how to bake bread tsttst-tsss. — doesn't know how to bake bread tsttst-tsss. - doesn't know how to bake bread better-does. i-thej better than he does. i like the ttsa— better than he does. i like the idealholv_ better than he does. i like the idea holy bread though. that idea of holy bread though. that sounds a religious thing. sounds like a religious thing. yeah, the cracker. the show is nearly so let's take nearly over, so let's take another at another quick look at wednesday's sign wednesday's front pages. no sign of bread any of them. of artisan bread on any of them. the mail seven days of the daily mail has seven days of nhs as senior doctors walk nhs chaos as senior doctors walk out the daily express. i want to be brutally honest with the public. that's matt, not nick hancock . the financial times. hancock. the financial times. putin admits kremlin paid billions to bankroll wagner's paramilitary is the i putin plane flies russian diplomats home from america. the times water bills will rise by up to 40% amid crises and the daily star pack your wag state dogs on houday star pack your wag state dogs on holiday with you . those were holiday with you. those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, leo kearse and cressida wetton. we're back tomorrow. at the same time, i'll be joined by josh howie and nick dixon. if you're watching the 5 am, repeat, stay for repeat, stay tuned for breakfast. good night breakfast. otherwise good night

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