very good evening to you. it's 11:00. - very good evening to you. it's woo. rm — . very good evening to you. it's woo. rm aaron— . very good evening to you. it's 11:00. i'm aaron armstrong- very good evening to you. it's 11:00. i'm aaron armstrong in the— 11:00. i'm aaron armstrong in the es— 11:00. i'm aaron armstrong in the gb newsroom. jeremy the gb news newsroom. jeremy amen-s— the gb news newsroom. jeremy clarkson's column _ the gb news newsroom. jeremy clarkson's column about meghan

marne— clarkson's column about meghan marne-sun— clarkson's column about meghan markle sun newspaper markle in the sun newspaper paper—according. markle in the sun newspaper paper according to paper was sexist. according to the press— paper was sexist. according to the press regulator. ipso ruled of— the press regulator. ipso ruled of ms— the press regulator. ipso ruled some of his comments about the duchess— some of his comments about the duchess eh— some of his comments about the duchess of sussex— some of his comments about the duchess of sussex were pejorative— duchess of sussex were pejorative and prejudicial. cherheeh— pejorative and prejudicial. clarkson wrote _ pejorative and prejudicial. clarkson wrote he'd dreamed of meghan— clarkson wrote he'd dreamed of hegheh being— clarkson wrote he'd dreamed of meghan being paraded naked through— meghan being paraded naked through british— meghan being paraded naked through british towns and which— through british towns and publicly shamed a record 25,000 people— publicly shamed a record 25,000 people complained . however, the people complained. however, the watchdog— people complained. however, the watchdog rejected _ people complained. however, the watchdog rejected complaints the article— watchdog rejected complaints the ehhhe wee— watchdog rejected complaints the article was racist— watchdog rejected complaints the article was racist ,_ watchdog rejected complaints the article was racist , inaccurate article was racist, inaccurate or article was racist, inaccurate er harassed.— article was racist, inaccurate or harassed. the— article was racist, inaccurate or harassed. the duchess, 45,000 people— or harassed. the duchess, 45,000 peephe have— or harassed. the duchess, 45,000 peephe have beeh— or harassed. the duchess, 45,000 people have been deployed across hence— people have been deployed across hehee h— people have been deployed across france in anticipation of a fourth— france in anticipation of a heuhh highe— france in anticipation of a fourth night of— france in anticipation of a fourth night of civil unrest. n...— fourth night of civil unrest. the government is urging parents to the government is urging parents he keep— the government is urging parents to keep children— the government is urging parents to keep children at— the government is urging parents to keep children at home in a desperate— to keep children at home in a desperate attempt to restore order— desperate attempt to restore order ahe— desperate attempt to restore order after more— desperate attempt to restore order after more than 900 young people— order after more than 900 young peephe wee— order after more than 900 young people were arrested on hhweeew. — people were arrested on thursday. large events in france have— thursday. large events in france hewe beeh— thursday. large events in france have been cancelled and buses ahe— have been cancelled and buses and heme— have been cancelled and buses and trams suspended nationwide. widespread— and trams suspended nationwide. widespread rioting and looting have— widespread rioting and looting hewe hered— widespread rioting and looting have flared since— widespread rioting and looting have flared since a 17 year old boy— have flared since a 17 year old hey eh— have flared since a 17 year old boy of algerian— have flared since a 17 year old boy of algerian descent was shot dead — boy of algerian descent was shot dead hw— boy of algerian descent was shot dead by pehee— boy of algerian descent was shot dead by police in— boy of algerian descent was shot dead by police in a— boy of algerian descent was shot dead by police in a suburb of perh— dead by police in a suburb of hehe eh— dead by police in a suburb of paris on tuesday— dead by police in a suburb of paris on tuesday . british paris on tuesday. british holidaymakers are being warned to holidaymakers are being warned ee cheek— holidaymakers are being warned ee eheeh her— holidaymakers are being warned to check for curfews and travel

reeehehehe— to check for curfews and travel restrictions ._ to check for curfews and travel restrictions . the— to check for curfews and travel restrictions . the government is restrictions. the government is aiming— restrictions. the government is aiming ee— restrictions. the government is aiming he emehew— restrictions. the government is aiming to employ 300,000 new shah— aiming to employ 300,000 new eheh h— aiming to employ 300,000 new staff in england— aiming to employ 300,000 new staff in england as part of its whs— staff in england as part of its nhs workforce— staff in england as part of its nhs workforce plan . in a more nhs workforce plan. in a more ehehere— nhs workforce plan. in a more doctors, nurses— nhs workforce plan. in a more doctors, nurses and other health care workers will— doctors, nurses and other health care workers will be trained. in eeehhheh— care workers will be trained. in eeehhheh he— care workers will be trained. in addition to creating more whwerehhw— addition to creating more university places for medical ahe— university places for medical and nursing— university places for medical and nursing students , there will and nursing students, there will we— and nursing students, there will ehee he— and nursing students, there will ehee he e— and nursing students, there will also be a greater— and nursing students, there will also be a greater emphasis on apprenticeships.— also be a greater emphasis on apprenticeships. the 15 year phen— apprenticeships. the 15 year eheh ehhe— apprenticeships. the 15 year eheh he— apprenticeships. the 15 year plan aims to train more staff hemeehheehw— plan aims to train more staff domestically to— plan aims to train more staff domestically to reduce reliance on international— domestically to reduce reliance on international recruitment and agencies.— on international recruitment and agencies. however— on international recruitment and agencies. however the shadow heehhh— agencies. however the shadow health secretary,— agencies. however the shadow health secretary, wes streeting , says— health secretary, wes streeting , eewe ehw— health secretary, wes streeting , says only labour— health secretary, wes streeting , says only labour can be hrwehee— , says only labour can be trusted with— , says only labour can be trusted with the nhs . �*1’5 trusted with the nhs. after 13 years— trusted with the nhs. after 13 years eh— trusted with the nhs. after 13 years of catastrophic mismanagement of the nhs, which has bred the worst crisis in its history . i'm has bred the worst crisis in its history. i'm not has bred the worst crisis in its history . i'm not surprised the history. i'm not surprised the conservatives are looking to labour and taking our workforce plan and running with it. i'm sure the country will do that at the next general election to labour has got a strong record on the nhs, the shortest waiting times, the highest patient satisfaction in history and now we've got to build on this workforce plan to go even

further . of course workforce plan to go even further. of course , it's been further. of course, it's been told the oscar winning actor kevin spacey is a sexual bully who exploited his industrious ness and influence to sexually assault other men. prosecutors eeeehhee — assault other men. prosecutors described spacey— assault other men. prosecutors described spacey as— assault other men. prosecutors described spacey as a- cc ” " prosecutors described spacey as a man who eehehhe— described spacey as a man who eehehhe h— described spacey as a man who delights in making others feel eeweheee— delights in making others feel powerless and— delights in making others feel powerless and uncomfortable. it eh hey— powerless and uncomfortable. it eh eew ee— powerless and uncomfortable. it was on day one of— powerless and uncomfortable. it was on day one of his trial at sewhhwew— was on day one of his trial at southwark crown— was on day one of his trial at southwark crown court. he's eeeweee— southwark crown court. he's eeeweee eh— southwark crown court. he's accused of attacking four men in her— accused of attacking four men in hheh zes— accused of attacking four men in hheh hes ahe— accused of attacking four men in their 20s and 30s— accused of attacking four men in their 20s and 30s during his 12 years— their 20s and 30s during his 12 years h— their 20s and 30s during his 12 years in he— their 20s and 30s during his 12 years in the uk.— their 20s and 30s during his 12 years in the uk. mr spacey eehhee— years in the uk. mr spacey eehhee eh— years in the uk. mr spacey denies all allegations against him— denies all allegations against hhh .— denies all allegations against him . millions— denies all allegations against him . millions more british him. millions more british eeeehe— him. millions more british eeeehe whh— him. millions more british people will be— him. millions more british people will be given the eeeehwhhhw— people will be given the opportunity to work down under as opportunity to work down under ee awehrehe— opportunity to work down under as australia is— opportunity to work down under as australia is set— opportunity to work down under as australia is set to extend hhe— as australia is set to extend hhe hee— as australia is set to extend hhe ege hhhhh— as australia is set to extend the age limit of— as australia is set to extend the age limit of its working heheew— the age limit of its working holiday wee— the age limit of its working holiday visa ._ the age limit of its working holiday visa . the extension from holiday visa. the extension from 30 holiday visa. the extension from so he— holiday visa. the extension from so he es— holiday visa. the extension from 30 to 35 means— holiday visa. the extension from 30 to 35 means 16— holiday visa. the extension from 30 to 35 means 16 million ehhheh— 30 to 35 means 16 million british adults— 30 to 35 means 16 million british adults are now eligible . hem— british adults are now eligible . from tomorrow,— british adults are now eligible . from tomorrow, the visa ewehheh— . from tomorrow, the visa duration will— . from tomorrow, the visa duration will also be extended hem— duration will also be extended hem 2— duration will also be extended hem 2 he— duration will also be extended hem 2 he s— duration will also be extended from 2 to 3 years— duration will also be extended from 2 to 3 years without the need — from 2 to 3 years without the need her— from 2 to 3 years without the need for consecutive stays or hem — need for consecutive stays or hem wew. — need for consecutive stays or farm work. that— need for consecutive stays or farm work. that is it for the memehh — farm work. that is it for the moment. you're— farm work. that is it for the moment. you're up to date here

on moment. you're up to date here eh eh— moment. you're up to date here eh m newe— moment. you're up to date here on gb news. now— moment. you're up to date here on gb news. now it's time for heeehmere— on gb news. now it's time for heeehmere .— on gb news. now it's time for headliners. hello— headliners. hello and welcome to heeehmem — headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. your— headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. your first— headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. /:::. ” �*" headliners. your first look at saturday's newspaper with three comedians. i'm one of them. i'm leo kyrees and i'm joined by steve n allen from the mash report and the big dog, nick dixon from a police report. how are you both doing? very- hose“ how are you both doing? very good, hhehh— are you both doing? very good, hhehh wee. — are you both doing? very good, hhehh yew. hh— are you both doing? very good, thank you. it was— are you both doing? very good, thank you. c thank you. it was about me saving lives on that report . saving lives on that report. that's a lot of sense. how did you— that's a lot of sense. how did wee sewe— that's a lot of sense. how did you save lives? _ that's a lot of sense. how did you save lives? “j h: you save lives? did you not turn up at a school shooting? how dare you? anyway that's the amiable chat out of the way. let's have a look at those front pages. the telegraph leads with french war vermin french police at war with vermin as rioting spreads across nation. the times has uk tourists are warned over travel tourists are warned over travel to france. probably for that reason, the daily mail has dentists will have to work for nhs. the mirror has kevin

spacey, a sexual bully. the guardian has goldsmith quits over sunak climate apathy. and finally the daily star has rack off a greek glaze and those were your front pages . and let's have your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages with the times and the telegraph. steve what have they got? yeah, the times goes with uk .— got? yeah, the times goes with uk . hewhehe— got? yeah, the times goes with uk . tourists are— 937 yeah, the times goes with uk . tourists are warned 9:37 yeah, the times goes with uk . tourists are warned over uk. tourists are warned over heweh— uk. tourists are warned over heweh he— uk. tourists are warned over travel to france,— uk. tourists are warned over travel to france, as you say, heeewee— travel to france, as you say, heeewee eh— travel to france, as you say, because of the— travel to france, as you say, because of the violence, the ereheehe— because of the violence, the ereheehe ene— because of the violence, the protests and also because of the wish— protests and also because of the heh eh— protests and also because of the risk of curfew. _ protests and also because of the risk of curfew. i— protests and also because of the risk of curfew. i mean, it'd be a risk of curfew. i mean, it'd be eweehe— risk of curfew. i mean, it'd be eweehe eh— risk of curfew. i mean, it'd be e weehe eh e— risk of curfew. i mean, it'd be a waste of a holiday, wouldn't yew— a waste of a holiday, wouldn't you? ee— a waste of a holiday, wouldn't you? he ee— a waste of a holiday, wouldn't you? go over there? you can't do ehwhhme— you? go over there? you can't do anything. although— you? go over there? you can't do anything. although the curfews heweh-h— anything. although the curfews heweh-h beeh— anything. although the curfews haven't been brought in yet. he— haven't been brought in yet. hhe—hem- it's only speculation, ian. mere-e— it's only speculation, ian. there's certainly been violence, which— there's certainly been violence, which _fireworks. which has included fireworks heme— being set off. so it's something to being set off. so it's something he—h- being set off. so it's something he—h you'rel being set off. so it's somethingi he—h wewre eh to write home about if you're on heheew — to write home about if you're on holiday- wen.— to write home about if you're on holiday. well, yeah,- to write home about if you're on holiday. whim qc?“ f: holiday. well, yeah, that could be quite spectacular. but i mean, there's been a lot more than there's been than fireworks. there's been i've weapons i've seen assault weapons being fired marseille's fired in the air. marseille's largest library was set on fire,

possibly destroying ancient historical texts. and it's interesting _ historical texts. and it's interesting about- " rtr: azxcs and it's interesting about the " cr? azxcs and it's interesting about the violence eereeeme— interesting about the violence spreading because seems spreading because that seems hhe— spreading because that seems hhe-hhe— spreading because that seems like-this this— spreading because that seems like this this moment is a like more this this moment is a eehehweh— like more this this moment is a eehehweh-rh— like more this this moment is a eeheweh-rh re— like more this this moment is a catalyst it is revealing catalyst and it is revealing pressure unease. that's pressure and unease. that's ehreeew— pressure and unease. that's already there. _ pressure and unease. that's already there. i— pressure and unease. that's already there. i mean, even in erweeehe— already there. i mean, even in hrweeehe ,— already there. i mean, even in brussels , there's— already there. i mean, even in brussels , there's reports brussels, there's been reports of-happenin9-- brussels, there's been reports of happening. this of things happening. so this he— of things happening. so this this-spreading.— of things happening. so this this spreading. it's this is spreading. it's addressing.- this is spreading. it's addressing. there's two addressing. so there's two issues, _the. addressing. so there's two- issues,_the actual issues, isn't there? the actual hhme— issues, isn't there? the actual. hhme—eeweee thing that kicked it that caused it, thing that kicked it that caused rh-hehee— thing that kicked it that caused it,-kicked off— thing that kicked it that caused it,-kicked off all- thing that kicked it that caused it, kicked off all of this it, that kicked off all of this ene— it, that kicked off all of this and-underlying- it, that kicked off all of this and-underlying and and the underlying pressures and the and the underlying pressures and hhe hhme— and the underlying pressures and hhe hhme hheh— and the underlying pressures and the thing that kicked it off was the thing that kicked it off was hhe eheehme— the thing that kicked it off was the shooting of— the thing that kicked it off was the shooting of a— the thing that kicked it off was the shooting of a i think it was 17 the shooting of a i think it was re weer— the shooting of a i think it was re weer ere. — the shooting of a i think it was 17 year old. yeah.— the shooting of a i think it was 17 year old. “in?" nahal m yeah, 17 year old. yeah. nahal m yeah, i 17 year old. yeah. nahal m yeah, r meeh— 17 year old. yeah. nahal m yeah, r hhere-e— 17 year old. yeah. nahal m yeah, i mean, there's a— 17 year old. yeah. nahal m yeah, i mean, there's a video- 17 year old. “in?" nahal m yeah, i mean, there's a video of him. he i mean, there's a video of him. he eerh— i mean, there's a video of him. he eerh eh— i mean, there's a video of him. he sort of seems— i mean, there's a video of him. he sort of seems to- i mean, there's a video of him. he sort of seems to drive away ene— he sort of seems to drive away and-policeman— he sort of seems to drive away and policeman shoots and the policeman shoots him. he and the policeman shoots him. he-he— and the policeman shoots him. he-he peephe- and the policeman shoots him. he-be people have. and the policeman shoots him. i he-be people have said he seems to be people have said he was aiming for his foot, but he was aiming for his foot, but he hit him in the chest and he killed him. so obviously any murder with i don't murder or killing with i don't want say murder not want to say murder because not legally, racial legally, but with a racial element. it off, doesn't element. it kicks off, doesn't it? element. it kicks off, doesn't hhe-r— element. it kicks off, doesn't he. meeh— element. it kicks off, doesn't it?-i meanimean,- element. it kicks off, doesn't it?-i meanimean, i- element. it kicks off, doesn't. it?-i meanimean, i guess it? yeah i mean i mean, i guess if e— it? yeah i mean i mean, i guess h e eeheemeh— it? yeah i mean i mean, i guess h e eeheemeh re— it? yeah i mean i mean, i guess if a policeman is pointing a gun at if a policeman is pointing a gun eh your— if a policeman is pointing a gun eh your ee— if a policeman is pointing a gun eh your he wheh— if a policeman is pointing a gun at you, do what he— if a policeman is pointing a gun at you, do what he says. yeah eehereh— at you, do what he says. yeah gehereh rehe— at you, do what he says. yeah general rule-i— at you, do what he says. yeah general rule. i don't know general rule. but i don't know eheweh— general rule. but i don't know eheweh-rh— general rule. but i don't know eheweh-rh-ehi general rule. but i don't knowi enough-it-of, you enough about it to sort of, you knew,— enough about it to sort of, you knew, sew— enough about it to sort of, you knew eew mw— enough about it to sort of, you know, say my talking points yet emh— know, say my talking points yet whhrh r— know, say my talking points yet whhrh r hhew— know, say my talking points yet until i know-exact.- know, say my talking points yet until i know exact. “in?" until i know the exact. yeah. eeh— until i know the exact. yeah. huh eehe— until i know the exact. yeah. but some french— until i know the exact. “in?" but some french politicians i meeh-reh— but some french politicians i mean-left wing- but some french politicians i mean left wing leader mean the left wing leader

weheheheh— mean the left wing leader melenchon been praising the melenchon has been praising the hehe—hhew- melenchon has been praising the riots—know, thisi riots and saying, you know, this is riots and saying, you know, this re-eeee.— riots and saying, you know, this h-eeee. ahe— riots and saying, you know, this is-good. and carry- riots and saying, you know, this is good. and carry on. is this is good. and carry on. wen.— is this is good. and carry on. wehh. hhew— is this is good. and carry on. wehh. hhew ee— is this is good. and carry on. well, they do love— is this is good. and carry on. well, they do love a- is this is good. and carry on. well, they do love a riot,- is this is good. and carry on. well, they do love a riot, don't they, franz? mean, no one they, franz? i mean, no one does. riot like france. but does. a riot like france. but i mean, you're saying- does. a riot like france. but i mean, you're saying he's- : ' . c t but i mean, you're saying he's stoking the mean, you're saying he's stoking hhe r— mean, you're saying he's stoking hhe r meeh— mean, you're saying he's stoking the i mean, this— mean, you're saying he's stoking the i mean, this is— mean, you're saying he's stoking the i mean, this is what the reh— the i mean, this is what the heh he. — the i mean, this is what the left do. they— the i mean, this is what the left do. they stoke- the i mean, this is what the left do. "er the i mean, this is what the left do. r: left do. they stoke these kind of right? they love it. it's like america post—george floyd. they stoking they just they love stoking a riot. ithought they just they love stoking a riot. i thought steve was going to riot. i thought steve was going he ceme— riot. i thought steve was going he beeh— . i thought steve was going to come back there. " to come back there. the token member, the agrees with you, nick. oh nick. but he's on going oh they've me flanked. he knows they've got me flanked. he knows he stokes riots at the weekend. that's wouldn't that's what it is. you wouldn't have a leg to stand on. i'm busy on weekends. just think on the weekends. i just think you. say this much. you. you could say this much. traffic stops shouldn't end in shootings. it's a problem that america you america has. as you can understand, a burglar is understand, if a burglar is happening or something where the policeman might be in danger. but is driving away but if a car is driving away from you, it feels like you're not in danger. yeah, but also, i mean,-seen police- " 33 yeah, but also, i mean, seen police chases, mean, we've seen police chases, we've seen car chases. i mean, hhe— we've seen car chases. i mean, hhe eehee— we've seen car chases. i mean, hhe eehee wee— we've seen car chases. i mean, the police use force— we've seen car chases. i mean, the police use force to end hheee—veehl the police use force to end. those _yeah, but those car chases. yeah, but i don't think this is exactly the same. you are in car chase same. if you are in a car chase and something that and something happens that injures that is very injures the driver, that is very different person's not

different to this person's not doing i said. i'm not at doing what i said. i'm not at risk, but i will fire anyway. all so assuming the all right. so assuming the hehere— all right. so assuming the rioters justified in, you rioters are justified in, you hhew,— rioters are justified in, you knew he— rioters are justified in, you know, this pressure know, this sort of pressure heme— know, this sort of pressure being released— know, this sort of pressure being released because because we've seen this horrific ehheeeehw— we've seen this horrific allegedly alleged allegedly racist, alleged hume— allegedly racist, alleged killing, murder , allegedly racist, alleged- killing,-murder , and i killing, alleged murder, and i mean , how much looting, how many mean, how much looting, how many we e remehe— mean, how much looting, how many we saw a yamaha dealership being heeheeh— we saw a yamaha dealership being heehee. r— we saw a yamaha dealership being heehee. r meeh— we saw a yamaha dealership being looted. i mean, how— we saw a yamaha dealership being looted. i mean, how many how mehw—hewe- looted. i mean, how many how mehw—hewe he- looted. i mean, how many how many—have to be. many motorbikes have to be ehehehe— many motorbikes have to be ehehehe-mehw- many motorbikes have to be stolen? many how stolen? how many how many hrwehere— stolen? how many how many hrwehere-he— stolen? how many how many truckers-to be- stolen? how many how many truckers to be stopped and truckers have to be stopped and merged— dragged out of their trucks and ehehhee— dragged out of their trucks and stabbed-there's- dragged out of their trucks and stabbed there's justice? stabbed before there's justice? no, stabbed before there's justice? he. he— stabbed before there's justice? he. he eeh— stabbed before there's justice? he. he heh eh— stabbed before there's justice? no, it's not on that— stabbed before there's justice? no, it's not on that shouldn't happen at all. i don't think it's either you can say it's an either or. you can say you shouldn't have violence spreading a country spreading across a country and you shouldn't in you shouldn't shoot people in traffic yeah and nick, i traffic stops. yeah and nick, i mean, macron has— traffic stops. yeah and nick, i mean, macron has been- rt. “in?" and nick, i mean, macron has been even hheweh— mean, macron has been even hheweh-reehhw— mean, macron has been even though really sagging in though he's really sagging in the though he's really sagging in hhe rehe— though he's really sagging in hhe eehhe eh— though he's really sagging in the polls at the— though he's really sagging in the polls at the moment, he's beeh— the polls at the moment, he's been heme— the polls at the moment, he's been doing nothing. he went to see been doing nothing. he went to hhheh— been doing nothing. he went to see elton john. _ been doing nothing. he went to see elton john. “in?" been doing nothing. he went to see elton john. / see elton john. yeah. some people he was stoking this. people said he was stoking this. i mean , i don't see what i mean, i don't see what a curfew is going to do. it's not particularly effective. you think rioters particularly care about laws a curfew? about the laws of a curfew? i think they're like, oh, better think they're like, oh, i better stop my rioting now because it's struck 10:00. you what struck at 10:00. you know what i mean? not totally mean? so i'm not totally convinced. yeah. i'm

convinced. but yeah. macron i'm always macron there always amazed macron still there because seems to hate because everyone seems to hate him. france, you had him. in france, you had the yellow vest protest at things like sort of like this, but he sort of endures, doesn't he? despite that, of like that, he's kind of like sturgeon. maybe sturgeon. but eventually maybe he'll comeuppance. you he'll get his comeuppance. you know far too know how she stayed far too long? you like when she long? when you like when she seemed awful? well, i mean, it's heehme— seemed awful? well, i mean, it's heehme hhe— seemed awful? well, i mean, it's looking like that's— seemed awful? well, i mean, it's looking like that's-to- looking like that's going to heeeeh— looking like that's going to heeeeh eh— looking like that's going to happen at-next- looking like that's going to happen at next election, happen at the next election, whenever- is. - happen at the next election, whenever-is. i'm- happen at the next election, whenever is. i'm not whenever that is. i'm not eehwehhw— whenever that is. i'm not- actually _when the actually sure when the when the hexh— actually sure when the when the next -election _ actually sure when the when the next-election is. - actually sure when the when the next election is. but next french election is. but i meeh-reehhw— next french election is. but i mean, really down the mean, he's really down in the were. — mean, he's really down in the were. -heeh.— mean, he's really down in the poll5--fadr he- mean, he's really down in the polls.-fact, le pen- mean, he's really down in the polls. fact, le pen is up polls. and in fact, le pen is up in polls. and in fact, le pen is up m hhe— polls. and in fact, le pen is up m hhe-ahe— polls. and in fact, le pen is up in the -and this- polls. and in fact, le pen is up in the -and this is- in the polls. and this is i re— in the polls. and this is i mean, i'd imagine this would play— mean, i'd imagine this would ehew he— mean, i'd imagine this would ehew he her— mean, i'd imagine this would play to her base. _ mean, i'd imagine this would play to her base. but do play to her base. but also, do you— play to her base. but also, do wew heh— play to her base. but also, do wew heh hhmh— play to her base. but also, do you not think whoever wins the hexh— you not think whoever wins the hexh memh— you not think whoever wins the next french election will simply say,— next french election will simply eewleeh-h— next french election will simply eewleeh-h werrw— next french election will simply say, don't worry, we won't say, oh, don't worry, we won't ehehee— say, oh, don't worry, we won'ti ehehee—hhe change retirement age like the eeme-ereheeh- change retirement age like the same protest seemed to same level of protest seemed to heh— same level of protest seemed to hehiehewh— same level of protest seemed to kick-about-the- kick off about changing the rehhemehh— kick off about changing the retirement-two- kick off about changing the retirement two years? retirement age by two years? rheh-e— retirement age by two years? rheh-e-se— retirement age by two years? that's-so that's- retirement age by two years? that's-so that's probablyj that's true. so that's probably the winner. okay. well, the vote winner. okay. well, mewhe — the vote winner. okay. well, moving on, nick,— the vote winner. okay. well,- moving on, nick,_they moving on, nick, what have they got moving on, nick, what have they eeh m— moving on, nick, what have they eeh m hhe— moving on, nick, what have they eeh m hhelhhe— moving on, nick, what have they got in the-the rest— moving on, nick, what have they got in the the rest of the got in the in the rest of the telegraph— got in the in the rest of the telegraph page? telegraph front page? so rehegreph— telegraph front page? so telegraph has— telegraph front page? so telegraph has apart- telegraph front page? so telegraph has apart from obviously the france story, it's got deal italy to got sunak in deal with italy to stem flow in stem migrant flow in mediterranean. is mediterranean. and this is a strategic pick migration partnership will mirror strategic pick migration pariagreement will mirror strategic pick migration pari agreement with/ill mirror strategic pick migration pari agreement with france 'or the agreement with france by being in achieving being ineffective in achieving

nothing. oh no, sorry. by boosting intelligence sharing on people , joint people smugglers, joint operations work by border operations and work by border forces . so didn't forces. so. so they didn't really solve now they're really solve that. now they're going to not solve this. this that's how my cynical that's how i that's my cynical take. they've sent don't take. but they've sent don't worry sent case worry they've sent simon case over there who came out one of the lockdown files the worst in the lockdown files that he came that were released. he came across worse matt across almost worse than matt hancock, which is an extraordinary achievement. so obviously, the guy to fix obviously, he's the guy to fix migration to migration and they're going to do style returns do an albanian style returns agreement. always check the returns good returns policy is a good, good note tunisia, and this is note with tunisia, and this is how they're going to try and solve it. so it's just going to be similar cooperation like we have france. i mean, i'll have with france. i mean, i'll believe i see it. hope believe it when i see it. i hope it works. but i mean, you see, it works. but i mean, you see, rh hem-h— it works. but i mean, you see, it hasn't worked— it works. but i mean, you see, it hasn't worked so— c but i mean, you see, it hasn't worked so well or it's heh— it hasn't worked so well or it's her heme— it hasn't worked so well or it's her heme-wew.— it hasn't worked so well or it's not going-work. i- it hasn't worked so well or it's not going work. i mean, the not going to work. i mean, the ereeemee— not going to work. i mean, the crossings-libya- not going to work. i mean, the crossings libya been crossings from libya have been eheehee. — crossings from libya have been eheehee. r— crossings from libya have been slashed. i mean,— crossings from libya have been slashed. i mean, completely slashed. i mean, not completely ererheeheh— slashed. i mean, not completely eradicated, slashed from eradicated, but slashed from rewooo— eradicated, but slashed from 181,000 _which i eradicated, but slashed from 181,000 _which is| eradicated, but slashed fromi 181,000 _which is a 181,000 to 38,000, which is a ewhehehhreh— 181,000 to 38,000, which is a substantial decrease. and hhewmehw— substantial decrease. and knowingly for— substantial decrease. and knowingly for some, the solution to knowingly for some, the solution he hheee — knowingly for some, the solution to these problems— knowingly for some, the solution to these problems will be about hewhe— to these problems will be about hewhe wheh— to these problems will be about having what seem— to these problems will be about having what seem like weak eeeemehe. — having what seem like weak agreements. it— having what seem like weak agreements. . cc having what seem like weak agreements. . t. having what seem like weak agreements. . a agreements. it will be about negotiation , about deals. loads negotiation, about deals. loads of people just want it to be a

forceful stop to this. let's let's stop. let's force the stop of it. i mean, the albanian albanian style return system has done all right as well . and none done all right as well. and none of them will be as effective as the moldovan one, which rishi negotiated, which i think would have impacted one person over a 12 month period. so that person must really feel like a lot of effort been gone to get them effort has been gone to get them out of this country. but it's got to be annoyingly small, petty deals that that add together something. petty deals that that add togetiso something. petty deals that that add togetiso quite)mething. petty deals that that add togetiso quite prothing. petty deals that that add togetiso quite pro sunak yeah. so you're quite pro sunak on this, really. well, i just don't don't think it's don't think i don't think it's bad have these agreements and bad to have these agreements and if yeah you got to if they do work. yeah you got to try it. yeah okay. well, that's eeeh. — try it. yeah okay. well, that's good- wheh-e— try it. yeah okay. well, that's good. what's-front- q c “in?" okay. well, that's good. what's front cover good. what's on the front cover of good. what's on the front cover eh-hehw— good. what's on the front cover eh-herhw heh— good. what's on the front cover of-daily mail 7— good. what's on the front cover of daily mail ? steve? of the daily mail? steve? hehhhhe— of the daily mail? steve? dentists will— of the daily mail? steve? dentists will have- of the daily mail? steve? dentists will have to - of the daily mail? steve? dentists will have to work for the nhs because we're paying for their training . so if you get their training. so if you get tax payer funded training, the least you could do it would be polite to hang around and help out some of those tax payers with of teeth instead with their lack of teeth instead of going into private. of going straight into private. you do private and you do you still do private and you do nhs. like you're forced nhs. it's not like you're forced to work out your indentured

indentured servitude is a pun i should have thought of because of it's too late now. of denture. it's too late now. it's not too late. you can still do it's not too late. you can still he rh. — it's not too late. you can still he rh. wew— it's not too late. you can still do it. you just— it's not too late. you can still do it. you just did- it's not too late. you can still do it. you just did it- it's not too late. you can still do it. v/rzzr. r: r: c do it. you just did it so well. i mean, this is a similar- do it. v/rzzr. r: r: c i mean, this is a similar system to i mean, this is a similar system he hhe— i mean, this is a similar system he hhe whs.— i mean, this is a similar system to the nhs, isn't— i mean, this is a similar system to the nhs, isn't it? so you, i h— to the nhs, isn't it? so you, i h wew-re— to the nhs, isn't it? so you, i mean if you're an— to the nhs, isn't it? so you, i mean if you're an nhs trained heeher— mean if you're an nhs trained heeher enh— mean if you're an nhs trained doctor and then— mean if you're an nhs trained doctor and then you have your erwehe— doctor and then you have your private practise _ doctor and then you have your private practise and you also do i private practise and you also do rhhrhh— private practise and you also do rhhrhh wewe— private practise and you also do i think you're beholden to do some consultancy the, on the some consultancy on the, on the whs— some consultancy on the, on the whslwehh. — some consultancy on the, on the nhs-well. yeah.— some consultancy on the, on the nhs-well. yeah. i- some consultancy on the, on the nhs well. v425?" r:r:::r" . nhs as well. yeah. i don't see what problem it would be what the problem is. it would be really to get an easier really great to get an easier time trying to get to see a dentist, which is bizarre. you know, when we're all growing up you of seeing you hated the idea of seeing a dentist, now you have to beg dentist, so now you have to beg to be to go through that to be able to go through that ordeal. this is a ordeal. so i think this is a good move. why am wrong? no, good move. why am i wrong? no, you are. i think i mean, you know, the fact that they've had training been training which has been subsidised by taxpayers, you think that does seem reasonable subsidised by taxpayers, you think th do does seem reasonable subsidised by taxpayers, you think th do dofew eem reasonable subsidised by taxpayers, you think th do dofew years aasonable subsidised by taxpayers, you think th do dofew years givingble to then do a few years giving back? you know, have back? you know, i wouldn't have either have the nhs either i wouldn't have the nhs or obligation to work for or the obligation to work for the nhs. so i'm consistent in that scrap whole that way. i'd scrap the whole thing. if you're going to have one. seems fair to have the

one. it seems fair to have the other. this iwas one. it seems fair to have the other. this i was going other. this is what i was going to other. this is what i was going he-hhe.— other. this is what i was going he-hhe. whw— other. this is what i was going to-like, why don't- other. this is what i was going to-like, why don't we- this is what i was going to like, why don't we just to see like, why don't we just heh— to see like, why don't we just heh hewe— to see like, why don't we just heh hewe hhe— to see like, why don't we just not have the taxpayer subsidising- not have the taxpayer subsidising dentists? wild idea. why— subsidising dentists? wild idea. whw—hhel why are we subsidising like hhew-re— why are we subsidising like hhew-re-he— why are we subsidising like they're-to-loadsl they're going to earn loads of mehewe—eh- money? surely there's an rheehhwe— money? surely there's ani incentive—out incentive there to take out a teen — incentive there to take out a teen enh— incentive there to take out a teen ehh pav— incentive there to take out a loan and pay for— incentive there to take out a loan and pay for yourself and hen— loan and pay for yourself and hen wew— loan and pay for yourself and hen wew eh— loan and pay for yourself and then you can become a dentist enh— then you can become a dentist ehh-hhew.— then you can become a dentist and-know, people- then you can become a dentist and know, people can pay for and you know, people can pay for you and you know, people can pay for wew-hheh— and you know, people can pay for you -their teeth. _ and you know, people can pay for you-their teeth. - and you know, people can pay for you their teeth. v425?" you to fix their teeth. yeah. anh— you to fix their teeth. yeah. heh heh— you to fix their teeth. yeah. heh heh wew— you to fix their teeth. yeah. and then you can have like, dentists and actually dentists competing and actually somewhere you somewhere near your house, you wouldn't 50 wouldn't have to travel like 50 miles a rural you know miles in a rural area. you know what yeah. instead of what i mean? yeah. instead of the what i mean? yeah. instead of hhe eeheheh— what i mean? yeah. instead of the socialist soviet— 7 v425?" instead of the socialist soviet system the socialist soviet era system where—ether- the socialist soviet era system. where _ after your where the state looks after your heehh. — where the state looks after your heehh. veeh— where the state looks after your teeth. yeah, maybe like an uber where— teeth. yeah, maybe like an uber where hhew— teeth. yeah, maybe like an uber where they come— teeth. yeah, maybe like an uber where they come to house. where they come to your house. hew—erher- how about that? you order a dentist they come your dentist and they come to your house quickly, set all the house quickly, set up all the stuff. why not just in the stuff. why not just do it in the beeh— stuff. why not just do it in the heck eh— stuff. why not just do it in the heck eh e— stuff. why not just do it in the back of a van? _ stuff. why not just do it in the back of a van? well,- why not just do it in the back of a van? �*th�*rzigc back of a van? well, i'm just. just money just i mean, it's a money saving. said would saving. when you said i would have neither, thought were have neither, i thought you were going say nhs dentist or going to say nhs dentist or private thought private dentist. i thought you said i meant said yourself. no, no, i meant i meant. not. not. meant. no, no, i'm not. i'm not. louis schaffer. he doesn't believe brushing. of believe in tooth brushing. of course. no, i believe in course. no, no, no. i believe in it but i just wouldn't it all. but. but i just wouldn't have. think. yeah have. yeah, i just think. yeah don't force people to work for the not having one. it's the nhs by not having one. it's an solution. yeah. an ingenious solution. yeah. some sort radical libertarian some sort of radical libertarian solution, on front

finally, what's on the front eewerlhhe — finally, what's on the front cover-the -star? i finally, what's on the front. cover-the-star? nick cover of the daily star? nick wheh— cover of the daily star? nick veeh. we— cover of the daily star? nick veeh. we eeh— cover of the daily star? nick yeah, we got-your- cover of the daily star? nick i yeah, we got-your great yeah, we got rakoff, your great galas there. galas and great accent there. nick i didn't go for the nick yeah, i didn't go for the eeeehh — nick yeah, i didn't go for the accent. -th0ught,- nick yeah, i didn't go for the accent. sting nick yeah, i didn't go for the acctrzi; d not embarrass myself. but further. about further. but yeah, it's about the visa. the working visas have changed was changed and basically it was 30. now it to 35. now they've upped it to 35. you'll be able to a working you'll be able to get a working houday holiday visa if you're a british in for you'll in australia for and you'll be able up three able to stay there up to three years and working. and of years living and working. and of course, why you know, course, why not? you know, they've better health they've got better health system, better immigration policy. the of policy. they've got the sun. of course, i'm saying why not? to most because most people i can't because i managed to get a minor skin cancen managed to get a minor skin cancer. haired. can't cancer. i'm fair haired. i can't leave this country ever. you could wear a hat. i'm- you could wear a hat. i'm no, i'm wew— could wear a hat. i'm no, i'm wew-weer— could wear a hat. i'm no, i'm you-wearlfedora.- could wear a hat. i'm no, i'm. you-wearlfedora..was you could wear a fedora. it was on you could wear a fedora. it was eh-rh— you could wear a fedora. it was eh-rh ee— you could wear a fedora. it was eh-rh eh- you could wear a fedora. it was eh-rh eh mw- you could wear a fedora. it was on it was on my arm you could wear a fedora. it was- on-it was on my arm with on my arm. it was on my arm with a on my arm. it was on my arm with e heh— on my arm. it was on my arm with e heh eh— on my arm. it was on my arm with e heh eh wewr— on my arm. it was on my arm with a hat on your-with— on my arm. it was on my arm with a hat on your-with a- on my arm. it was on my arm with a hat on your with a shirt. a hat on your arm with a shirt. hehrrehe— a hat on your arm with a shirt. hehrrehe eh— a hat on your arm with a shirt. hehrrehe eh e— a hat on your arm with a shirt. patriotic at a cellular- a hat on your arm with a shirt. patriotic at a cellular level.- patriotic at a cellular level. leo, i'm not supposed to leave england ever. but for other people, is great people, this is a great opportunity. steve you opportunity. steve are you hemehehe — opportunity. steve are you tempted? -actually,| opportunity. steve are you tempted? actually, it's tempted? yeah. actually, it's not bad idea. and also, let's not a bad idea. and also, let's let's this help net let's realise this will help net migration . yeah. the migration figures. yeah. the more people who think let's go elsewhere help the elsewhere is going to help the tally so, know, maybe it's tally. so, you know, maybe it's helping. yeah. tally. so, you know, maybe it's helping . yeah. although, i mean, helping. yeah. although, i mean, i helping. yeah. although, i mean, r-mrhreheh— helping. yeah. although, i mean, i-migration isn't— helping. yeah. although, i mean, i-migration isn't just- i think migration isn't just ehewh— i think migration isn't just eeeh—.- i think migration isn't just ehewh—. rh-ei i think migration isn't just. about_. it's about about the figures. it's about whe— about the figures. it's about whe re— about the figures. it's about who is coming— about the figures. it's about who is coming and who is going.

anh— who is coming and who is going. hhh hheh-e— who is coming and who is going. and that's that's— who is coming and who is going. and that's that's looking at the net migration. _ and that's that's looking at the net migration. g net migration. people forget the other side of it. the more people we could just convince to leave that figure will get lower. you're all about lower. okay. you're all about emigration. not back, emigration. send them not back, but just send them away. isn't that how australia : isn't that how australia started? veeh— that how australia started? veeh .— that how australia started? veeh . heh— that how australia started? yeah , kind of,— that how australia started? yeah , kind of, yeah. - that how australia started? / r: i mean, the yeah, kind of, yeah. i mean, the hrewhhe— yeah, kind of, yeah. i mean, the hrewhhe wrhh— yeah, kind of, yeah. i mean, the trouble with australia— yeah, kind of, yeah. i mean, the trouble with australia is- / r: i mean, the trouble with australia is it's eeeehe— trouble with australia is it's eeeehe hewe— trouble with australia is it's people have got this great ehhhwhe— people have got this great- attitude—anything attitude of, you know, anything heee—he- attitude of, you know, anything heee—he ehewhl attitude of, you know, anything. goes,_do about 10% goes, some of them do about 10% of goes, some of them do about 10% eh hhe— goes, some of them do about 10% of the population— goes, some of them do about 10% of the population who seem to me— of the population who seem to hhe-hhe— of the population who seem to have - into the _ of the population who seem to have into the criminal have gone into the criminal twehee— have gone into the criminal justice system— have gone into the criminal justice system are incredibly authoritarian— justice system are incredibly authoritarian it's authoritarian because it's a heheh— authoritarian because it's a nation that's— authoritarian because it's a nation that's descended from ehmrhehe— nation that's descended from criminals and— nation that's descended from criminals and from prison hwerhe. — criminals and from prison guards. yeah.- criminals and from prison guards. / ' r: criminals and from prison guards. v425?" ' r: criminals and from prison guards. / criminals and from prison- guards. yeah. and we saw that dunng guards. yeah. and we saw that during covid. it went a bit towards didn't it? towards the latter, didn't it? yeah. probably wouldn't yeah. i also probably wouldn't go because everything go there because everything can kill in kill you. i like living in a country where could probably country where i could probably take most of the animals. yeah, everything take most of the animals. yeah, every'spiders , sharks, dogs. giant spiders, sharks, dogs. instead of dogs. they've got dingoes. like, can we have one element that doesn't, like, kill us? punch us? and even kangaroos can punch your and drown your face in easily and drown your face in easily and drown you. they your face in easily and drown you . they can push you into the you. they can push you into the weher— you. they can push you into the weher-hrewh— you. they can push you into the water- drown you. _ you. they can push you into the water-drown you. i- they can push you into the water drown you. i found water and drown you. i found ewh— water and drown you. i found ewh-heeerehhhw- water and drown you. i found out. apparently they lurk out. yeah. apparently they lurk in out. yeah. apparently they lurk rh hhe— out. yeah. apparently they lurk rh hhe weher— out. yeah. apparently they lurk in the water trying to lure you in. in the water trying to lure you h. se— in the water trying to lure you h. se hhre. — in the water trying to lure you in. so this. this— in the water trying to lure you in. so this. this is— in the water trying to lure you in. so this. this is a legit

hhhh— in. so this. this is a legit thing. unless— in. so this. this is a legit thing. unless i've just spent hee— thing. unless i've just spent hee-rh— thing. unless i've just spent too-in-internet.- thing. unless i've just spent too in internet. they too long in the internet. they sit too long in the internet. they erh hhere— too long in the internet. they sit there-bobbing- too long in the internet. they sit there bobbing up and sit there just bobbing up and hem— sit there just bobbing up and hewh rh— sit there just bobbing up and hewh rh hhe— sit there just bobbing up and down in the water. you think hhere-e—r-m- down in the water. you thinki there's—i'm going down in the water. you think- there's_|'m going to there's a kangaroo? i'm going to go there's a kangaroo? i'm going to he hewh— there's a kangaroo? i'm going to he hewh ehh— there's a kangaroo? i'm going to go down and-hello- there's a kangaroo? i'm going to go down and hello it. and go down and say hello to it. and hheh—rh— go down and say hello to it. and hheh—rh hhe- go down and say hello to it. and then—in the water,. then when you're in the water, hhew— then when you're in the water, hhew-hewh - then when you're in the water, hhew-hewh ehh- then when you're in the water, they down and you're they push you down and you're heeh. —eeh| dead. i don't know if they eat you— dead. i don't know if they eat wew-heeeehe. - dead. i don't know if they eat you-happens. but- dead. i don't know if they eat you happens. but anyway, you or what happens. but anyway, hheh-e—eehel that's coming up. the front page is that's coming up. the front page e-we— that's coming up. the front page e-we rh— that's coming up. the front page e-e rh perh- that's coming up. the front page is-us in part two- that's coming up. the front page is-us in part two for. is done. join us in part two for a is done. join us in part two for e rwmmehe-hhe- is done. join us in part two for a rummage the covers where a rummage under the covers where we-hh— a rummage under the covers where we-hhleewehhh— we'll be covering banks cancelling— we'll be covering banks- cancelling—their cancelling people over their eehheeh— cancelling people over their political views— cancelling people over their political views .— cancelling people over their political views . channel 4 political views. channel 4 eeheehhhh— political views. channel 4 cancelling andrew, neil ipso cancelling andrew, neil and ipso eeheehhhh— cancelling andrew, neil and ipso cancelling jeremy— cancelling andrew, neil and ipso cancelling jeremy clarkson. see you cancelling jeremy clarkson. see wew rh— cancelling jeremy clarkson. see wew h we— cancelling jeremy clarkson. see you in two minutes

news radio . t news radio . welcome back to news radio. welcome back to headliners. i'm your host, leo kyrees , here with the motley kyrees, here with the motley crew of steve allen and nick, the big dog dixon kicking things off with the milano and his pride month ends with its message of inclusivity . some message of inclusivity. some businesses are still discriminating against people. steve some banks, a major british building society, technically admits that it is closing accounts of people who are rude or discriminate amid

uproar as banks accused of dumping customers like nigel farage over their views on brexit and lgbt issues. well , brexit and lgbt issues. well, it's almost as if when- fittzx . r?“r: cit well, it's almost as if when you fittzx . ev“r: cit well, it's almost as if when you read hhe— it's almost as if when you read hhe eherw— it's almost as if when you read the story, there— it's almost as if when you read the story, there are— it's almost as if when you read the story, there are other ehehee— the story, there are other ehehee rh— the story, there are other stories in there- the story, there are other stories in there of people whee— stories in there of people whee heh— stories in there of people who've had their accounts eeheehheh— who've had their accounts cancelled who _ who've had their accounts cancelled who actually might be a cancelled who actually might be e werrwmh— cancelled who actually might be a more worrying story because we heh-h— a more worrying story because we heh-h hhew— a more worrying story because we don't know whether— a more worrying story because we don't know whether it's nigel's wewe— don't know whether it's nigel's wewe-hhe— don't know whether it's nigel's views .the fact _ don't know whether it's nigel's views the fact that he the views or the fact that he the to. — views or the fact that he the eu. meme— views or the fact that he the eu, marks him— views or the fact that he the eu, marks him out as a eehheehhw— eu, marks him out as a politically. what's the exposed eereehe— politically. what's the exposed eereehe and— politically. what's the exposed person? and if— politically. what's the exposed person? and if so, then banks hewe— person? and if so, then banks hewe whe— person? and if so, then banks have who knows?— person? and if so, then banks have who knows? there's a whole hhrhh — have who knows? there's a whole him he — have who knows? there's a whole hhmh he he. — have who knows? there's a whole hhmh he he. rh— have who knows? there's a whole thing to do. it isn't— thing to do. it isn't a politically exposed person, just anybody involved in politics. the yeah, that's the tricky thing yeah, that's the definition the problem with the definition . it's so vague, but the bigger werrw— . it's so vague, but the bigger werrw re— . it's so vague, but the bigger werrw re-hhre— . it's so vague, but the bigger worry is-this-of- worry is like this story of a hhehe— worry is like this story of a hhehe-rh- worry is like this story of a bloke-in touch. worry is like this story of a. bloke-in touch with worry is like this story of a- bloke-in touch with his bloke who gets in touch with his hwhhrhh— bloke who gets in touch with his building society— bloke who gets in touch with his building society asks why there were-hhe— building society asks why there were-pride-andl were so many pride flags and hehe— gets their account cancelled. rheh— gets their account cancelled. the eereeh — gets their account cancelled. that person is— gets their account cancelled. that person is politically that person is not politically exeeeeh— that person is not politically exeeeeh-re— that person is not politically exposed.-is more- that person is not politically exposed. is more of a exposed. that is more of a werrw. — exposed. that is more of a werrw. hwh— exposed. that is more of a werrw. hwh r— exposed. that is more of a worry. but i will- exposed. that is more of a worry. but i will say about the wheh— worry. but i will say about the nigel rerehe— worry. but i will say about the nigel farage thing, i don't hhrhh— nigel farage thing, i don't| think,_disagree nigel farage thing, i don't- think,_disagree with think, even if you disagree with ewerwhhrhh— think, even if you disagree with everything-said,- everything he's ever said, ewrehw— everything he's ever said, surely to surely you don't want him to heee— surely you don't want him to heee-vew— surely you don't want him to lose-you don't- surely you don't want him to lose you don't win the lose a bank. you don't win the erhwmehh— lose a bank. you don't win the erhwmehh hw— lose a bank. you don't win the argument by going, at argument by going, oh, well, at heeeh— argument by going, oh, well, at heeeh ew— argument by going, oh, well, at heeeh he— argument by going, oh, well, at least now he-use- argument by going, oh, well, at least now he-use a- argument by going, oh, well, at least now he use a swiss least now he has to use a swiss hehh. —he-hherei bank. yeah there's no win there ehh— bank. yeah there's no win there ehh|heh-h— bank. yeah there's no win there andidon't think— bank. yeah there's no win there and don't think loads of

and i don't think loads of eeeehe— and i don't think loads of eeeehe-e- and i don't think loads of- eeeehe-e-seme people think it's a win. some eeeehe—rh-el people on twitter think it's hwmw— funny. maybe they have small eeeehe—hwhl funny. maybe they have small| eeeehe—hwh mw people think it's good, but my were— people think it's good, but my werh. hhew-re— people think it's good, but my word, they're the— people think it's good, but my word, they're the vocal ones. i merhhw— word, they're the vocal ones. i mean, mainly it— word, they're the vocal ones. i mean, mainly it seems to be herrhwmohw— mean, mainly it seems to be horrifyingly authoritarian . nick horrifyingly authoritarian. nick eeeh.— horrifyingly authoritarian. nick yeah,-horrific._ horrifyingly authoritarian. nick yeah, horrific. and the yeah, it's horrific. and the hem— yeah, it's horrific. and the. hehh—eeerehw bank or the building society here—hhew- bank or the building society here _they can. bank or the building society. here _they can close here talks about they can close the here talks about they can close hhe eewh— here talks about they can close the account of— here talks about they can close the account of anyone rude the account of anyone who's rude , the account of anyone who's rude .-wehehh.— the account of anyone who's rude .-wehehh. rhe— the account of anyone who's rude ,-violent. it's sort- the account of anyone who's rude ,-violent. it's sort of- , abusive, violent. it's sort of hhe.— , abusive, violent. it's sort of the wewr.— , abusive, violent. it's sort of like, well, there's— , abusive, violent. it's sort of like, well, there's something in he.— like, well, there's something in hheh—er— that. then they go or discriminate- discriminate in any way, which is discriminate in any way, which re—hreeh- is extraordinarily broad definition. _ is extraordinarily broad . definition. -don't is extraordinarily broad - definition. -don't like definition. so if you don't like crocslrightr_ definition. so if you don't like crocslright,-word- definition. so if you don't like crocs right, word comes crocs, right, the word comes hem— crocs, right, the word comes- from—distinguish from two separate or distinguiin or from two separate or distinguish er-e— from two separate or distinguish or-a distinction.- from two separate or distinguish or-a distinction. so- from two separate or distinguish or a distinction. so it's or make a distinction. so it's hhe— or make a distinction. so it's like-distinctions- like just any distinctions are ewh—hhehl like just any distinctions are. ewh—hheh out because obviously that can be out because obviously that can he-rh— out because obviously that can hee-h hee— out because obviously that can be-it has been- out because obviously that can be it has been used for be used and it has been used for he— be used and it has been used for hhe—heheh- this man, toby young talked ehewh— this man, toby young talked about—didn't. about who said he didn't understand— about who said he didn't understand why it needed to be pride— understand why it needed to be the hehe— understand why it needed to be the hehe-hhe- understand why it needed to be pride flags the branch. understand why it needed to be pridtthen|s the branch. understand why it needed to be pridtthen he the branch. understand why it needed to be pridtthen he his he branch. understand why it needed to be pridtthen he his he brancshut and then he had his account shut hewh.— and then he had his account shut hewh. rheh-e— and then he had his account shut down. that's how— and then he had his account shut down. that's how arbitrary it is. down. that's how arbitrary it re. emh— down. that's how arbitrary it is. and steve— down. that's how arbitrary it is. and steve about is. and steve talking about rwrhher.— twitter, i mean, people hear eeme—herhh- twitter, i mean, people hear some—keith bergi twitter, i mean, people hear- some_keith berg said some guy called keith berg said heh— first they came for nigel farage and first they came for nigel farage ehh—eeehl and they held the door open and eerhheh— and they held the door open and eerhheh-rerehe. - and they held the door open and pointed-farage. .hel pointed at nigel farage. so he hhrhhe— pointed at nigel farage. so he mime-rew.- pointed at nigel farage. so he thinks-lark. and- pointed at nigel farage. so he thinks lark. and then thinks it's a big lark. and then ehh— thinks it's a big lark. and then ehh hheh— thinks it's a big lark. and then ehh hheh hhe— thinks it's a big lark. and then and then the kay— thinks it's a big lark. and then and then the kay burley of all eeeehe— and then the kay burley of all eeeehe-erhhh— and then the kay burley of all people eight separate and then the kay burley of all peopledon't eight separate and then the kay burley of all peopledon't want ht separate and then the kay burley of all peopledon't want yourparate and then the kay burley of all peopledon't want your custom , i banks don't want your custom, i eweeeee—he— banks don't want your custom, i suppose _to wonder. suppose you'd start to wonder whw— suppose you'd start to wonder why--,_ suppose you'd start to wonder whv--r 0h,— suppose you'd start to wonder whv--r eh. greate- suppose you'd start to wonder why. , oh, great, take why. it's like, oh, great, take siding— why. it's like, oh, great, take erhrhh-hhe— why. it's like, oh, great, take siding-the with- why. it's like, oh, great, take siding the with the siding with the with the heehehe. — siding with the with the fascists. i— siding with the with the fascists. i mean, would you wewhh— fascists. i mean, would you wewhh-eew— fascists. i mean, would you would-say that- fascists. i mean, would you would-say that a - fascists. i mean, would you would say that a chinese would you say that a chinese eehheeh— would you say that a chinese political dissident. ,xe�*jfmg political dissident. exactly. i mean, that's that's an absolute

nonsense. i mean, also nonsense. i mean, and also for them the they won't them to say the they won't they'll refuse as custom to somebody who discriminate is that in itself is discriminate thing. so they should shut their own bank shut their own shut their own bank down. yeah. and solve the problem— their own bank down. yeah. and solve the problem so— . : yeah. and solve the problem so wouldn't it. solve the problem so wouldn't rh. -ehhh— solve the problem so wouldn't it. -still feels— solve the problem so wouldn't it. -still feels like- solve the problem so wouldn't it. still feels like it's it. but it still feels like it's heh— it. but it still feels like it's heh hhe— it. but it still feels like it's not the battleground that's werhh— not the battleground that's werhh-se- not the battleground that's worth-so even- not the battleground that's worth so even those worth winning. so even those hweehe— worth winning. so even those hweehe. mewhe— worth winning. so even those tweets, maybe there's a smug , tweets, maybe there's a smug, enjoye— tweets, maybe there's a smug, enjoyr ehtewehhe— tweets, maybe there's a smug, enjoy, enjoyable smile that they hewe— enjoy, enjoyable smile that they hewe .— enjoy, enjoyable smile that they hewe . ewh— enjoy, enjoyable smile that they hewe . hwh eh— enjoy, enjoyable smile that they have . but at the— enjoy, enjoyable smile that they have . but at the end of it, no have. but at the end of it, no eheee-h— have. but at the end of it, no ehe-e-he-veehi have. but at the end of it, no. one's-go-yeah, we one's going to go like, yeah, we won-one.-because. won that one. yeah, because mewh— won that one. yeah, because. hrexrh—hew brexit still happened, but now he—.- brexit still happened, but now he—. veehl brexit still happened, but now- he—. veeh. weeh. he banks elsewhere. yeah, yeah. anh— he banks elsewhere. yeah, yeah. heh-heh.— he banks elsewhere. yeah, yeah. ahhlreeh. h— he banks elsewhere. yeah, yeah. and-fact, if anything- he banks elsewhere. yeah, yeah. andlfact, if anything it's- and in fact, if anything it's going know in rage of going to, you know in rage of the public and motivate them against this kind of thing instead of like instead of trying to build a consensus and include everybody. yeah, but it has to include everybody. yeah, but it hee he he— include everybody. yeah, but it has to be some— include everybody. yeah, but it has to be some sort— include everybody. yeah, but it has to be some sort of- has to be some sort of legislation,— has to be some sort of legislation, doesn't it, to make e-wrehe— legislation, doesn't it, to make ewre-he-eeh-hi sure they can't do this. i can't ehw— sure they can't do this. i can't ehw ehher— sure they can't do this. i can't see any other solution. lr�*tiiiee see any other solution. well, hhe— see any other solution. well, hhe hhwehhw— see any other solution. well, the equality act means the equality act of 2010 means that as i understand that i believe, as i understand it, you can't deny it, means you can't deny a custom to somebody, say, for example, for their sexuality. so i thought you know, that would that should be updated to cover

political opinions . yeah. you political opinions. yeah. you think they used to be- political opinions. yeah. you think they used to be a- . rt.e “ v/rzquv“ you think they used to be a law, you heh— think they used to be a law, you heh he— think they used to be a law, you heh he hewe— think they used to be a law, you heh he hewe e— think they used to be a law, you had to have a bank— think they used to be a law, you had to have a bank account, hem.— had to have a bank account, hohh. and— had to have a bank account, right. and then— had to have a bank account, right. and then they scrapped hheh— right. and then they scrapped hheh rew.— right. and then they scrapped hheh hew. se— right. and then they scrapped that law. so they— right. and then they scrapped that law. so they don't actually hewe—rh- have that. you're saying it ehewhh— have that. you're saying iti should _2010, have that. you're saying it- should _2010, but should be covered by 2010, but eeeerehhhw— apparently it obviously isn't, is apparently it obviously isn't,l re—hhre is it? it's been usurped by this eehheehhw— is it? it's been usurped by this. politically—thing politically exposed person thing that politically exposed person thing hheh emee— politically exposed person thing that comes-the— politically exposed person thing that comes the eu and that comes from the eu and ehwee— that comes from the eu and ehwehe-he— that comes from the eu and anyone-be and- that comes from the eu and anyone be and the anyone can be and the justification— anyone can be and the justification is we don't want hhe— justification is we don't want hhe ewhe— justification is we don't want the extra hassle— justification is we don't want the extra hassle and the extra eeeerwerh— the extra hassle and the extra paperwork-extra- the extra hassle and the extra paperwork extra cost. the extra hassle and the extra pap

happened—eee- not very good. so that's what's happened it's tough. happened there. and it's tough. it's happened there. and it's tough. lee-e— happened there. and it's tough. lee-e tough— happened there. and it's tough. it's-a tough time- happened there. and it's tough. it's a tough time for it's been a tough time for andrew— it's been a tough time for andrew neil.— it's been a tough time for andrew neil. first, he had the weed-e— andrew neil. first, he had the| weed-e—ee world's smallest private jet at gb world's smallest private jet at ee newe— world's smallest private jet at ee news, and— world's smallest private jet at gb news, and that was very sad for him. — gb news, and that was very sad for him. and— gb news, and that was very sad for him. and now— gb news, and that was very sad for him. and now he's lost his channel— for him. and now he's lost his channel—but- for him. and now he's lost his channel—but he. for him. and now he's lost his- channel_but he always channel 4 show. so but he always tee-e— channel 4 show. so but he always eee-e fece— channel 4 show. so but he always was, let's face it,— channel 4 show. so but he always was, let's face it, a— channel 4 show. so but he always was, let's face it, a slightly strange— was, let's face it, a slightly strange .course, - was, let's face it, a slightly strange course, he's great strange of course, he's a great broadcaster. — strange of course, he's a great broadcaster. strange broadcaster. it was a strange metere— broadcaster. it was a strange match, at match, i thought andrew neil at channel— match, i thought andrew neil at channel—they're- match, i thought andrew neil at channel they're ultra channel 4 because they're ultra woke—he— channel 4 because they're ultra woke—he you- channel 4 because they're ultra woke—he you know. channel 4 because they're ultra woke he you know is woke lefties and he you know is a thought— woke lefties and he you know is runs a thought was— woke lefties and he you know is runs a thought was quite he seemed— runs a thought was quite he seemed much— runs a thought was quite he seemed much more of a natural metere— seemed much more of a natural meeh-ee— seemed much more of a natural match-gb news— seemed much more of a natural match gb news yeah you think match for gb news yeah you think yeah— match for gb news yeah you think yeah the— match for gb news yeah you think yeah the ehh— match for gb news yeah you think yeah this story also— match for gb news yeah you think yeah this story also mentions hhe— yeah this story also mentions the ether— yeah this story also mentions the other-that- yeah this story also mentions the other that aren't the other shows that aren't being— the other shows that aren't being brought— the other shows that aren't being brought back including long— being brought back including long ehhh— being brought back including long reality series four weeehge— long reality series four weddings. they put his hairdresser— weddings. they put his hairdresser show with a big hhew—ehh— hairdresser show with a big blow—out and— hairdresser show with a big blow—out and i'm glad they did. otherwise— blow—out and i'm glad they did. ehhehhee .— blow—out and i'm glad they did. otherwise i would— blow—out and i'm glad they did. otherwise i would have guessed that— otherwise i would have guessed hheh—shew- otherwise i would have guessed that—show and. that was a different show and rescue extreme _ that was a different show and rescue extreme medics. i've not watched— rescue extreme medics. i've not wehehee hehy— rescue extreme medics. i've not watched telly in— rescue extreme medics. i've not watched telly in a— rescue extreme medics. i've not watched telly in a while. i've heh— watched telly in a while. i've not what— watched telly in a while. i've not what these _ watched telly in a while. i've not what these shows are. hheh-re — not what these shows are. hheh-e eh— not what these shows are. they're all excellent . oh, there they're all excellent. oh, there you— they're all excellent. oh, there hee-veeh— they're all excellent. oh, there you-veeh heu— they're all excellent. oh, there you yeah, you missed you go. yeah, you missed you missed— you go. yeah, you missed you missed eh— you go. yeah, you missed you missed off kirstie_ you go. yeah, you missed you missed off kirstie allsopp's. heheh— missed off kirstie allsopp's. . kirstie's_christmas. kirstie's handmade christmas. she— kirstie's handmade christmas. she-eh— kirstie's handmade christmas. she- at-twitterl she had a go at me on twitter she did the day. so i'm she did the other day. so i'm glad . i'm guess what, glad. i'm glad. guess what, kirstie.7 still on how kirstie.7 i'm still on tv. how did like that .7 how did you did you like that? how did you like apples? your christmas like them apples? your christmas isn't be handmade, isn't going to be handmade, though. so buy

though. so no, i'm going to buy it though. so no, i'm going to buy h-eheh— though. so no, i'm going to buy h-eheh ehh— though. so no, i'm going to buy it-shop with all— though. so no, i'm going to buy it-shop with all the- 3 so no, i'm going to buy it shop with all the money it in a shop with all the money i it in a shop with all the money h hehe— it in a shop with all the money h hehe heh— it in a shop with all the money i make from being— it in a shop with all the money i make from being on tv. hehe— i make from being on tv. kirstie. that's— i make from being on tv. kirstie. that's how- i make from being on tv. kirstie. that's how i- i make from being on tv. kirstie. that's how i roll. anyway, we've got the anyway, moving on, we've got the telegraph supreme telegraph and the us supreme court decided make court has decided not to make bus pay for bus drivers and welders pay for rich kids to do gender studies degrees. nick oh yeah, this is a the— degrees. nick oh yeah, this is a the he— degrees. nick oh yeah, this is a the he very— 33 nick oh yeah, this is a this is very important. so the us this is very important. so the us supreme— this is very important. so the us supreme court blocks joe hheh-e— us supreme court blocks joe hheh-e hoo— us supreme court blocks joe biden's 400 billion student debt heheh— biden's 400 billion student debt reheh hheh— biden's 400 billion student debt reheh hheh .— biden's 400 billion student debt relief plan . and— biden's 400 billion student debt relief plan . and as you say, you relief plan. and as you say, you hhew,— relief plan. and as you say, you hhew, there-e— relief plan. and as you say, you know, there's a— relief plan. and as you say, you know, there's a certain sympathy i know, there's a certain sympathy h-ehueehhe— know, there's a certain sympathy i - students who - know, there's a certain sympathy i-students who are- know, there's a certain sympathy i students who are in i have for students who are in massive debt.— i have for students who are in massive debt. but— i have for students who are in massive debt. but of course, the heheh— massive debt. but of course, the burden eeh-h— massive debt. but of course, the burden can't fall— massive debt. but of course, the burden can't fall on— massive debt. but of course, the burden can't fall on the taxpayers— burden can't fall on the aaahayeae .— burden can't fall on the taxpayers . the parents have taxpayers. the parents have to save _ students . save them and the students themselves—is. save them and the studentsi themselves—is it themselves have to say, is it werhh— themselves have to say, is it wehh h— themselves have to say, is it wehh h hehe— themselves have to say, is it worth it doing gender nonsense aha— worth it doing gender nonsense aha-ewhe— worth it doing gender nonsense and owing £100,000 or and then owing £100,000 or aehaaee— and then owing £100,000 or dollars? sorry,— and then owing £100,000 or dollars? sorry, probably not. i mean, in some— dollars? sorry, probably not. i mean, in some rare cases, maybe there-e— mean, in some rare cases, maybe aheae-e-hhe— mean, in some rare cases, maybe aheae-e-hhe hy— mean, in some rare cases, maybe there's like ivy league there's some like ivy league haeehee—shhl there's some like ivy league. prestige _still but prestige or something. still but yeah— prestige or something. still but yeah, .y..,-..,_ prestige or something. still but yeah, they've, they've shut down the.— yeah, they've, they've shut down hhe—he- yeah, they've, they've shut down hhe—he “pl this. and of course biden is up in this. and of course biden is up h-h— this. and of course biden is up h-h ahhh— this. and of course biden is up in-i think it's- in arms. but i think it's the any— in arms. but i think it's the any-the— in arms. but i think it's the only-the-right- only it's the only right decision— only it's the only right decision isn't- only it's the only right decision isn't yeah. decision isn't it. yeah. hhhaaeh— decision isn't it. yeah. although to- decision isn't it. yeah. although to just be the annoying guy-flip— although to just be the annoying guy-flip ethe- although to just be the annoying guy-flip ehae ae- although to just be the annoying guy flip side are you guy gives the flip side are you here— guy gives the flip side are you here-hhaa-e— guy gives the flip side are you here-that's what- guy gives the flip side are you here that's what here here for. that's what i'm here tea.— here for. that's what i'm here for-_just| for. that's true actually. just to—i'ml for. that's true actually. just- aa— h-h to keep ofcom happy. i'm aware of to keep ofcom happy. i'm aware aah—hae— to keep ofcom happy. i'm aware et—wae a— to keep ofcom happy. i'm aware of_was a campaignl of that now. it was a campaign premise— of that now. it was a campaigni premise—vaaea promise so everyone who voted for promise so everyone who voted tea-h— promise so everyone who voted tea-h-a- promise so everyone who voted tea-h-a haahheei for him knew it was a promise that— for him knew it was a promise that hea— for him knew it was a promise that he'd follow— for him knew it was a promise that he'd follow through on it. so that he'd follow through on it. sa—vetea- that he'd follow through on it. so_votedlitl that he'd follow through on it. .

so _voted.it than so more people voted for it than heh— so more people voted for it than heh-there— so more people voted for it than not.-there are— so more people voted for it than not.-there are rules- so more people voted for it than not. there are rules in not. and there are rules in there.— not. and there are rules in there. he— not. and there are rules in there. it's-just- not. and there are rules in there. it's just about there. it's not just about paying— there. it's not just about paying people's there. it's not just about- paying-people's debts, paying off rich people's debts, is paying off rich people's debts, he-meah— paying off rich people's debts, h-heah the— paying off rich people's debts, is mean, the level is it? i mean, the level that you— is it? i mean, the level that yea—earning- is it? i mean, the level that. you—earning under you have to be earning under is hehe— you have to be earning under is quite -$125,000. - you have to be earning under is quite $125,000. yes quite a lot. $125,000. yes that-e— quite a lot. $125,000. yes that-e hehe— quite a lot. $125,000. yes that's quite a— quite a lot. $125,000. yes that's quite a lot. but also there-e— that's quite a lot. but also there's extra— that's quite a lot. but also there's extra reductions for these— there's extra reductions for these-a— there's extra reductions for these-a fea- there's extra reductions for those a for grant lower those getting a for grant lower income—sa- those getting a for grant lower heahe—sa h- those getting a for grant lower income _so it wouldj income families. so it would have— income families. so it would have been skewed towards helping poorer people, whether that is mitigation to it or not, i don't know. it's mitigation to it or not, i don't know . it's up to you. yeah. i know. it's up to you. yeah. i mean, i just think it's ridiculous to have have ridiculous to have a have a system where taxpayers have to pay system where taxpayers have to pay to do something pay for people to do something that benefits generally middle class people go to go to university and also it would be a very inflationary move to slash all this debt . so people slash all this debt. so people felt richer, so they went out and they spent money that they suddenly felt that they had that would that would spike inflation up again . so ridiculous up again. so a ridiculous idea. and the government can't the american government can't afford $400 billion and they probably just spend the extra money on more gender studies degrees because addicted. because they're addicted. exactly something there's no exactly. something there's no use moving exactly. something there's no use we've moving exactly. something there's no use we've got moving exactly. something there's no use we've got the moving exactly. something there's no usewe've got the independent] on, we've got the independent and the press regulator has

basically ruled that comedy is banned newspaper. here's banned from newspaper. here's steve. the jeremy clarkson story heee— steve. the jeremy clarkson story heee watchdog— the jeremy clarkson story press watchdog upholds sexism eehhhaht— press watchdog upholds sexism complaint over— press watchdog upholds sexism complaint over meghan markle eaahhh— complaint over meghan markle column. interesting that column. it's interesting that that-e— column. it's interesting that hate the— column. it's interesting that that's the-part- column. it's interesting that that's the part this that's the only part of this ephem— that's the only part of this apheta aha— that's the only part of this upheld and mean so the column upheld and i mean so the column where— upheld and i mean so the column where he— upheld and i mean so the column where he eate— upheld and i mean so the column where he said that— upheld and i mean so the column where he said that he looked for he-af— where he said that he looked for he-et hea— where he said that he looked for he-of her walking- he dreamed of her walking through— he dreamed of her walking through the— he dreamed of her walking through the streets, being eheaea— through the streets, being- smeared _even smeared with excrement, even he— smeared with excrement, even even he apologised it. so even he apologised for it. so even he's not— even he apologised for it. so even he's not thinking that was a-hheaahe— even he's not thinking that was a-hhaahe .— even he's not thinking that was a-mistake . but— even he's not thinking that was a-mistake . but-he- a big mistake. but even he eahea— a big mistake. but even he called disgraceful. was called it disgraceful. he was preheahahy— profoundly sorry. it still heeame— profoundly sorry. it still became the _ profoundly sorry. it still became the most complained about — became the most complained about. interesting about. i think it's interesting about— about. i think it's interesting about we— about. i think it's interesting about we should— about. i think it's interesting about we should the context about we should give the context . it about we should give the context . h was— about we should give the context . h a— about we should give the context . it was a game— about we should give the context . it was a game of— about we should give the context . it was a game of thrones reference , but— . it was a game of thrones reference , but maybe it didn't reference, but maybe it didn't do reference, but maybe it didn't as h— reference, but maybe it didn't do it particularly— reference, but maybe it didn't do it particularly it do it particularly well. it wash-a— do it particularly well. it wash-t a— do it particularly well. it wasn't a executed joke. do it particularly well. it- wasn't a-executed joke. i wasn't a well executed joke. i thought— wasn't a well executed joke. i thought-great. i- wasn't a well executed joke. i thought-great. iwas. thought it was great. i was really got the joke. it really funny. i got the joke. it was was hyperbole. we see was it was hyperbole. we see this in comedy. people. people go extremes . you know, you go to extremes. you know, you say things like, going to say things like, i'm going to kill you a dolphin tied to kill you with a dolphin tied to a, you know, lamp post or something. and it's like, you know, it's not meant to be seriously serious . obviously, if seriously serious. obviously, if he'd something, he'd said something, you know, a minor could have minor slight that could have been seriously . he been taken seriously. he obviously want obviously doesn't actually want meghan markle to march through

the and be pelted with the streets and be pelted with excrement. and excrement. i mean, he does. and we i mean, it's a we all do. but i mean, it's a joke. i think the interesting hhe,— joke. i think the interesting that, though— joke. i think the interesting thing, though, is— i think the interesting thing, though, is about the sexism-ef— thing, though, is about the sexism .ofiyou- thing, though, is about the. sexism .ofiyou .find sexism part of it. you can find that—are- that those comments are pejorafive_ that those comments are pejorative and - that those comments are pejorative and prejudicial, but surety— pejorative and prejudicial, but surety h— pejorative and prejudicial, but surely it should— pejorative and prejudicial, but surely it should be just as hsahhe— surely it should be just as insulting to— surely it should be just as insulting to say about harry. yeah— insulting to say about harry. yeah sa— insulting to say about harry. yeah so has— insulting to say about harry. yeah, so it's not— insulting to say about harry. yeah, so it's not sexism . other yeah, so it's not sexism. other camarahrs— yeah, so it's not sexism. other complaints, but— yeah, so it's not sexism. other complaints, but why sexism? the she-ahherae— complaints, but why sexism? the one-upheld? yeah,- complaints, but why sexism? the one upheld? yeah, the one that's upheld? yeah, the test— one that's upheld? yeah, the test-here— one that's upheld? yeah, the best-here-is- one that's upheld? yeah, thei best-here-is that best part here though, is that they-ve— best part here though, is that they've _ sexism . best part here though, is that. they've—sexism part, they've upheld the sexism part, right?— they've upheld the sexism part, heme—say- they've upheld the sexism part, hehre—say rrso- right? but they do say ipso retested— right? but they do say ipso rejected complaints that the these— rejected complaints that the piece inaccurate. so piece was inaccurate. so aeraahy— piece was inaccurate. so. actually - accurate actually it is quite accurate rhar— actually it is quite accurate rhar yea— actually it is quite accurate that you should— actually it is quite accurate that you should want to see a paraded— that you should want to see a paraded through— that you should want to see a paraded through the streets with extra — paraded through the streets with extra hey— paraded through the streets with extra bev turner. _ paraded through the streets with extra bev turner. what extra bev turner. is that what that—they- that means? and they also retested—wasi rejected that it was it was raersr. — rejected that it was it was raersr. -h-s— rejected that it was it was racist. it's absurd rejected that it was it was. racist.-it's.absurd . racist. yeah, it's so absurd. heathe— racist. yeah, it's so absurd. restate-rhe- racist. yeah, it's so absurd. people _the joke.j racist. yeah, it's so absurd.l people-the joke. it people didn't get the joke. it was—take.- people didn't get the joke. it was—take. you. was obviously a joke. you haven-r— was obviously a joke. you haven't-game. was obviously a joke. you haven't game of was obviously a joke. you- haven't-game of thrones haven't watched game of thrones rhar-s—everyehe-si that's on you because everyone's harsher— that's on you because everyone's harsher-heathe- watched it. but people are so strata— stupid now and take everything so stupid now and take everything se—rhhh- so literally. i don't think everyone's watched i think everyone's watched it. i think wea- warra— everyone's watched it. i think we-a world where- everyone's watched it. i think we a world where people we live in a world where people eerhrhehr— we live in a world where people comment—wayl we live in a world where people. comment—way comment about tv shows way more than—not- than actually watch. it's not “ke— than actually watch. it's not like—when- than actually watch. it's notl like _when there like the old days when there five — like the old days when there were five channels, so maybe toads—unless- were five channels, so maybe loads—unless you. loads of people, unless you actually— loads of people, unless youi actually—game loads of people, unless you- actually_game of actually put the words game of thrones—the- actually put the words game of thrones—the joke.| actually put the words game of thicourse, the joke. actually put the words game of thicourse, the the joke. actually put the words game of thicourse, the original,joke. of course, in the original, she-s— of course, in the original,| shes—by of course, in the original,- she-s—by .. she's being persecuted by an extremist— she's being persecuted by an extremist-they- she's being persecuted by an extremist they kind of extremist sect. they kind of resemble— extremist sect. they kind of resemble woke— extremist sect. they kind of resemble woke people. they're extremist— resemble woke people. they're extremist-cult,-

resemble woke people. they're extremist cult, but extremist religious cult, but they— extremist religious cult, but they kind— extremist religious cult, but they kind of— extremist religious cult, but they kind of resemble the woke. and— they kind of resemble the woke. and-on— they kind of resemble the woke. and-on-side,- they kind of resemble the woke. and-on-side, eveni and so we're on her side, even though— and so we're on her side, even though-sometimes- and so we're on her side, even though sometimes a villain though she's sometimes a villain .—her— though she's sometimes a villain -_her-atl . certainly we're on her side at that— that moment. so actually, in context,— that moment. so actually, in context, _that - that moment. so actually, in. context, _that - sexist context, how is that even sexist that— context, how is that even sexist that ttthtugh— context, how is that even sexist that although clark's selwin—ibbetson or no ipsis or no effectively— selwin—ibbetson or no ipsis or no effectively ,— selwin—ibbetson or no ipsis or no effectively , metaphorically no effectively, metaphorically hatttthg— no effectively, metaphorically parading jeremy clarkson through the street— parading jeremy clarkson through the street and— parading jeremy clarkson through the street and pelting philistine _ the street and pelting philistine in the actual scene, though— philistine in the actual scene, though,-woman- philistine in the actual scene, though, woman who shouts out though, the woman who shouts out that-tweet— though, the woman who shouts out that-swear-that- though, the woman who shouts out that-swear-that you- that really swear word that you cant— that really swear word that you cent—wee- can't say on tv. that was a meet— can't say on tv. that was a hheh-,— can't say on tv. that was a f...y-, te- can't say on tv. that was a funny-, do you?. can't say on tv. that was a. funny-, do you.7 i've can't say on tv. that was a- funny-, do you.7 i've seen funny moment, do you? i've seen it. funny moment, do you? i've seen t. have— funny moment, do you? i've seen tt. haveeeeh-— funny moment, do you? i've seen tt. haveeeeh- ht- it. have you not seen it eheutthe— it. have you not seen it shouting now,- it. have you not seen it shouting now, steve, we don't hhew—meeh.- shouting now, steve, we don't know—mean. is know which one you mean. no. is that— know which one you mean. no. is that-get— know which one you mean. no. is that-get te— know which one you mean. no. is that-get te ethy— know which one you mean. no. is that-get to stay on- know which one you mean. no. is that get to stay on telly? that how i get to stay on telly? 0h,— that how i get to stay on telly? ehletve— that how i get to stay on telly? ohigive ht— that how i get to stay on telly? ohigive tt e— that how i get to stay on telly? ohigive tt e 90- - that how i get to stay on telly? oh, give it a go. gilt?" oh, i'll give it a go. so yeah, i oh, i'll give it a go. so yeah, tththt— oh, i'll give it a go. so yeah, i think the real problem is that meghan's quite annoying. anyway, we've the telegraph and we've got the telegraph now, and pawn will apparently be made safer facials. steve safer by more facials. steve facial scanning _ "etti. steve facial scanning technology ”etti steve facial scanning technology could hheh— facial scanning technology could block children— facial scanning technology could block children from harmful ehtthe— block children from harmful online content— block children from harmful online content .— block children from harmful online content . the plan is that online content. the plan is that yet-t— online content. the plan is that youth hete— online content. the plan is that teeth have te— online content. the plan is that you'd have to have— online content. the plan is that you'd have to have your face eeehhet— you'd have to have your face eeehhet te— you'd have to have your face scanned to access- you'd have to have your face scanned to access . you do not scanned to access. you do not want— scanned to access. you do not want te— scanned to access. you do not went to eee— scanned to access. you do not want to see what— scanned to access. you do not want to see what faces i pull wheh— want to see what faces i pull hheh t-m. — want to see what faces i pull hheh t-m. t— want to see what faces i pull when i'm. i think- want to see what faces i pull when i'm. i think it's before you get to that point when you log in, which hopefully you're not pulling that that face already. that's quite premature. busy man. ministers already. that's quite premature. busy man . ministers have

busy man. ministers have uhvettet— busy man. ministers have unveiled this— 5.5th c" ministers have unveiled this toughened ministers have unveiled this toughened up thee-t — unveiled this toughened up rules. originally there was htehe— rules. originally there was htehe thet— rules. originally there was plans that you'd have to show id, plans that you'd have to show .d, hut— plans that you'd have to show .d, hut how— plans that you'd have to show id, but now all— plans that you'd have to show id, but now all of— plans that you'd have to show id, but now all of these plans, t-h — id, but now all of these plans, i'm never convinced that they'd wett- — i'm never convinced that they'd wett- lyou — i'm never convinced that they'd work-ivou eeh— i'm never convinced that they'd work..you can scan- i'm never convinced that they'd work. you can scan someone's work. if you can scan someone's thee— work. if you can scan someone's thee-tet— work. if you can scan someone's face .tell their— work. if you can scan someone's face .tell their age.- work. if you can scan someone's face tell their age. good. face and tell their age. good. cah— face and tell their age. good. cehlhteeee— face and tell their age. good. can please energy (ian i please buy an energy drink in can i please buy an energy drink th—teet— can i please buy an energy drink in _tool without- in a self scan tool without hevthe— in a self scan tool without hevthe te— in a self scan tool without having to wait— in a self scan tool without having to wait for the person to tome-ent— having to wait for the person to come-and agree- having to wait for the person to come and agree me? come over and agree with me? that-s— come over and agree with me? that-s-petht. - come over and agree with me? that's-point. this- come over and agree with me? that's-point. this is. come over and agree with me? i that's-point. this is my that's a great point. this is my htehtem. — that's a great point. this is myi htehtem. _900d problem. and obviously it's good that—he— problem. and obviously it's good that—be allowed. problem. and obviously it's good th.watch, be allowed problem. and obviously it's good th.watch, they'vez allowed problem. and obviously it's good th.watch, they'vez allo this to watch, but they've tried this he — face technology at several supermarkets. _ face technology at several supermarkets. how am i going to watch— supermarkets. how am i going to watch supermarket? this watch in the supermarket? this is watch in the supermarket? this te—veuhe- is my big concern. you're tuththg—t-hl is my big concern. you're- ruining_|'m more ruining my hobbies. i'm more ehheyet— ruining my hobbies. i'm more annoyedll'm_ ruining my hobbies. i'm more annoyedll'm one- ruining my hobbies. i'm more annoyed i'm one behind you in annoyed if i'm one behind you in the—he— annoyed if i'm one behind you in the—tt-e tethe- annoyed if i'm one behind you in the—tt-e eethe te- annoyed if i'm one behind you in the it's going to take the queue. oh it's going to take heee. — the queue. oh it's going to take heee. het— the queue. oh it's going to take ages. and also,— the queue. oh it's going to take ages. and also,-i- the queue. oh it's going to take ages. the queue. oh it's going to take age '“ the queue. oh it's going to take age “t; '“ the queue. oh it's going to take age d the queue. oh it's going to take age “t; you look too young, so thanks. you're going to have to. yeah anyway, that's it for part two. but up in part three, but coming up in part three, we've got half bottle of we've got half a bottle of ketchup, a gay website , and men ketchup, a gay website, and men with that's my with pitchforks. that's my saturday night planned. don't go away

about doing a 2024 calendar. i'm michel jubrey and i'm keeping you company right through . you company right through. welcome back to headliners. we're kicking things off with the— we're kicking things off with the guardian,— we're kicking things off with the guardian, and it's been a

they— the guardian, and it's been a they day— the guardian, and it's been a they thy tet— the guardian, and it's been a busy day for the— the guardian, and it's been a busy day for the supreme court. they-ve— busy day for the supreme court. they-he hete— busy day for the supreme court. they've made another ruling, the— they've made another ruling, the the— they've made another ruling, this time about— they've made another ruling, this time about gay websites. hheh. — this time about gay websites. hheh. -se— this time about gay websites. hheh. -se us- this time about gay websites. nick. g5 this time about gay websites. - nick. _so us supreme court nick. yeah. so us supreme court strikes a blow against lgbtq+ rights with colorado ruling, and thatis rights with colorado ruling, and that is the guardian's headline with a classic guardian spin. of course, it's not an attack on anyone's rights in that sense . anyone's rights in that sense. it's about lawrie smith, the owner of 303 creative, which is a design company. and she a web design company. and she didn't have to make didn't want to have to make wedding for gay wedding websites for gay couples. so it's much like the gay cake thing. it's the karma for the cake case. so for the gay cake case. so everyone trying to that everyone was trying to make that christian guy a cake christian guy bake a cake celebrating gay marriage. he didn't he won that didn't want to. he won that case. kind set off case. and that's kind of set off this thing in colorado. people are hang on, we are saying, well, hang on, we need to protect ourselves against future. so against this. in future. so this ruling now will protect will protect free expression, protect your free expression, because deemed artistic because it's deemed artistic expression so won't be expression so you won't be forced to do something against your . and this is your beliefs. and this is actually for actually it's not just for christians . it like christians. it means like a muslim be forced to muslim wouldn't be forced to promote a democrat promote alcohol or a democrat wouldn't be forced to make a sort of pro—trump film or something. so that's why it's actually great ruling. the

actually a great ruling. and the guardian wrong. she's guardian is totally wrong. she's not to not serve a gay not going to not serve a gay person on her website. just person on her website. it's just it's just about protected beliefs and not the government not able to you to not being able to compel you to speak conscience. speak against your conscience. if a if a gay couple said, we love a website about marriage , love a website about marriage, you know, is that what you do when get married? you have when you get married? you have your do. when you get married? you have your do . she your website, you do. she wouldn't make you know, you should register should have you got to register with the website. would with the website. but she would turn them down. she would say, no, not. well, she would no, i'm not. well, she would turn down that specific request . them down . she wouldn't turn them down on the gay or the basis that they're gay or they're immutable characteristics. but on the she could this ruling means but not for being gay, but for wanting a specific service that contradicts her beliefs. so would you want do you want would you want people do you want the democrat to be forced to make a pro trump thing or. yeah, pro trump thing or. oh, yeah, i just i want that one. i mean, thatis just i want that one. i mean, that is funny. yeah, it's the service you offer. then why don't you offer for everyone? service you offer. then why don'thing offer for everyone? service you offer. then why don'thing offeri for everyone? service you offer. then why don'thing offeri compare yone? service you offer. then why don'thing offeri compare this ? the thing that i compare this to is a business is i don't think a business should choose they should pick and choose who they give a service to. and that's why nigel should why i think nigel farage should have a bank account. so i'm not going position. but

going to flip my position. but this other way round. this is the other way round. this is the individual protecting of free protecting their rights of free speech free expression in speech and free expression in business against state. business against the state. you're about the you're talking about really the other way around big corporations the state corporations or the state attacking individuals. yeah. i mean, where do you- i “g “t: . : yeah. i mean, where do you draw the line between— mean, where do you draw the line between what's— mean, where do you draw the line between what's private riding a eehtee— between what's private riding a service—artistic- service and what's artistic expteeetehe— service and what's artistic expression? because they're tethe— expression? because they're eeythe. t— expression? because they're eeythg. t-the- expression? because they're. saying, i-the-was saying, i mean, the cake was etttette— saying, i mean, the cake was artistic_because,l artistic expression because, you hhew.— artistic expression because, you hheh-tee— artistic expression because, you thew-tee ht— artistic expression because, you thew-tee tt et— artistic expression because, you know, ice it or whatever. know, you ice it or whatever. i mean, i'm told— know, you ice it or whatever. i mean, i'm told that's art. now, a mean, i'm told that's art. now, ewehette— mean, i'm told that's art. now, ewehette te— mean, i'm told that's art. now, a website is art.— mean, i'm told that's art. now, a website is art. i— mean, i'm told that's art. now, a website is art. i mean, i've never been a museum, an art gallery— never been a museum, an art gettety ent— never been a museum, an art gallery and looked at websites. they-te— gallery and looked at websites. they-re att— gallery and looked at websites. they're all online.— gallery and looked at websites. they're all online. i mean, eeutth-t— they're all online. i mean, couldn't couldn't barclays say , couldn't couldn't barclays say, hey,— couldn't couldn't barclays say, heh-eeeeuhte- couldn't couldn't barclays say, hey, _accounts are . couldn't couldn't barclays say, hey, accounts are art, hey, our bank accounts are art, so hey, our bank accounts are art, to yet— hey, our bank accounts are art, to you eeh-t— hey, our bank accounts are art, so you can't have— hey, our bank accounts are art, so you can't have one? i think it so you can't have one? i think tt eth— so you can't have one? i think it still falls— so you can't have one? i think it still falls under— it still falls under free expression, _ it still falls under free- expression, - ultimately expression, which ultimately tatte— expression, which ultimately hhe-hee— expression, which ultimately falls free speech. falls on the free speech. but then— falls on the free speech. but then-the— falls on the free speech. but then .the free _ falls on the free speech. but then the free speech defence, then so the free speech defence, which is the point that was used, she's not she's still free to say i don't agree with gay marriage whilst making a website. no but you're, you're like, no, my point is more that her speech is fine. this is an action, speech . it can be action, not speech. it can be seen as an action. yeah, but even then, even then, it's forced labour. it's a very strange extract strange thing to extract a service say it's your.

service when you say it's your. it's force you to it's my right to force you to make me a cake or a website that can't be the case. i suppose it's people checking on who you discriminate against, even if it's discriminated against it's being discriminated against someone and forcing you don't deserve . you don't a right deserve. you don't have a right to service out of to force a service out of someone. so someone can offer a service and go, providing service and go, i'm providing this service, but it's like putting up the sign that says no irish, no blacks, dogs. it's irish, no blacks, no dogs. it's really not. why should you be? why should go against your why should you go against your religious and be forced religious beliefs and be forced to perform a service that directly contradicts your beliefs? whether it's a christian a or or christian or a muslim or or someone's beliefs or someone's political beliefs or any of their beliefs, you don't someone's political beliefs or any oto heir beliefs, you don't someone's political beliefs or any oto provideiefs, you don't someone's political beliefs or any oto provide the you don't someone's political beliefs or any oto provide the servicen't someone's political beliefs or any oto provide the service at have to provide the service at all. you all. but why do you think you get discriminate against get to discriminate against a group? you do group? you're saying you do have to that's to provide the service. that's what you don't what you're saying. so you don't have service have to provide the service at all. know the whole all. if you don't know the whole website, want to be in you website, want to be in the. you just business all just can't be in business at all if don't want to do wedding if you don't want to do wedding websites, i'm is websites, which i'm sure is a huge why do you huge sector, then why do you think, to i'm think, oh, i'm going to i'm going wedding wedding going to do wedding wedding websites, the ones that websites, but not the ones that don't the don't like because they make the point which point in the article, which might ish might be a bit guardian ish about if someone about what happens if someone makes like

makes websites but don't like mixed which is mixed race couples, which is surely even niche of surely even smaller niche of people wedding website. people after a wedding website. still down to still all of this falls down to who is getting who the hell is getting a wedding. you've been comedian, wedding. you've been a comedian, steve. well, it's like it's like perhaps forcing perhaps the it's like forcing you to do like every comedy event if there's venue you event. if there's a venue you don't do, so to don't want to do, so you have to don't want to do, so you have to do you signed to be a do it. you signed up to be a comedian. you have to do pressed and fog you're it's and fog and you're like, it's interesting. exist interesting. it doesn't exist anymore. all anymore. i have to take all of those that's okay. those gigs. well, that's okay. well, moving on, we've got the metro the is going metro now in the co op is going for that wetherspoons condemned section , you section vibe. steve yeah, you —hettteel section vibe. steve yeah, you can _ bottles of can get half empty bottles of ketchup— can get half empty bottles of ketchup because _ can get half empty bottles of ketchup because of shoplifting ththe. — ketchup because of shoplifting ththg. hath— ketchup because of shoplifting thing. dairy milk— ketchup because of shoplifting thing. 5 ketchup because of shoplifting thing. j5 thing. dairy milk bars. ferrero rocher locked away in co op . of rocher locked away in co op. of course they should forever josh howie is top end. of course that would be. this all because of would be. this is all because of heated— : this is all because of increased shoplifting. but it's the-thet— increased shoplifting. but it's the that they've the first time that they've seen anything is anything worth £1.35, which is the fruit and nut that's been locked away as well. that's locked away as well. that's locked away as well. that's locked away in— locked away as well. that's locked away in one- locked away as well. that's locked away in one of- i: that's locked away in one of those ththee— locked away in one of those these that— locked away in one of those things that you've to get things that you've got to get temeet— things that you've got to get removed _and. things that you've got to geti removed _and this removed at the tills. and this is removed at the tills. and this he the— removed at the tills. and this is the problem— removed at the tills. and this is the problem with it. ’“ is the problem with it. this is stewthg— is the problem with it. this is etewthg town— is the problem with it. this is slowing down buying stuff. it's effectively shops effectively turning all shops into an argos at some stage you'll catalogue of you'll just have a catalogue of things can't nick and things that you can't nick and then try and

then you have to go and try and order i lived in order it. yeah, i lived in hackney for a while and the co—op there had a massive problem not problem with shoplifting, not just but you'd be in there just me, but you'd be in there and people would just walk in with and just absolutely with a bag and just absolutely fill did fill it and walk out. no one did anything it's more anything about it. and it's more games;— anything about it. and it's more gettthg-eteet- anything about it. and it's more| galling-stood queuing, galling when you stood queuing, like galling when you stood queuing, hhe—tethe- like literally, i'm taking up mete—the- like literally, i'm taking upi more _the paying like literally, i'm taking up- more _the paying part more time to do the paying part of more time to do the paying part et thte. — more time to do the paying part et thte. ant— more time to do the paying part of this. and this— more time to do the paying part of this. and this guy- more time to do the paying part of this. '“t: g t: t: / of this. and this guy did. yeah. so needs be done. so something needs to be done. but in but i don't want to live in a world where all foods are locked away. stolen. the one away. yeah steve stolen. the one joke had on this, i was going joke i had on this, i was going to turned shop to say, it's turned every shop into i'm going into an argos because i'm going to isn't it it. to change isn't it stolen it. you're both just very and you're both just very hack and come—original- you're both just very hack and. come _original idea. come up with an original idea. he— come up with an original idea. tee-every— come up with an original idea. hat-every shep- come up with an original idea. it's-every shop into- it's turned every shop into a blockbuster video because basically in the future leo would be like picking pick up a picture a lettuce, bringing picture of a lettuce, bringing it tills, something it to the tills, like something like give like this. then they'll give you a version of a sort of rubbish version of that. where we're that. yeah, that's where we're going. that's basically online eheppthg. — going. that's basically online shopping- “www— going. that's basically online. shopping. anyway,-the shopping. anyway, we've got the mett— shopping. anyway, we've got the heh—hehe- shopping. anyway, we've got the| mail—news-will mail again and in news that will euthhee—te- mail again and in news that will surprise—is worthi surprise nobody. apple is worth a surprise nobody. apple is worth e—htet— surprise nobody. apple is worth e—htet teth- a lot of money. nick yeah, they-te— a lot of money. nick yeah, they-re doing— a lot of money. nick yeah, they're doing all right. ' they're doing all right. apple hecomes— they're doing all right. apple heeomes—to becomes the first company to achieve $3 achieve a market value of $3 trillion after relentless rally of 50% this year. so apparently they'll need to close at or

above 197.7 490, $74 to actually cement it . so above 197.7 490, $74 to actually cement it. so it's above 197.7 490, $74 to actually cement it . so it's not above 197.7 490, $74 to actually cement it. so it's not i above 197.7 490, $74 to actually cement it . so it's not i don't cement it. so it's not i don't know, it's not totally official, but it's pretty much official. and imagine how big they'd be if they sorted out the batteries problem. be problem. i mean, they could be absolutely massive. but of course, credit course, they're giving credit to tim and he does deserve tim cook and he does deserve credit. credit goes credit. but the real credit goes to and wozniak, of to steve jobs and wozniak, of course, all this in course, for doing all this in the from their the first place. from their garage. steve, i've seen the ashton the steve's this the ashton the steve's this is the good thing about being called steve. you're great at steve. clearly you're great at etmt. — steve. clearly you're great at etmt. hem.— steve. clearly you're great at stuff. yeah. what- clearly you're great at stuff. t“/t:i;5t’“ what are what stuff. yeah. what are you what have—stee- stuff. yeah. what are you what have _steve well, . stuff. yeah. what are you whati have _steve well, i've have you made? steve well, i've got have you made? steve well, i've get-hhe— have you made? steve well, i've get-hhe th— have you made? steve well, i've got jobs in wozniak. got two jobs in wozniak. i've them— got two jobs in wozniak. i've moeen_al moeen ali they're pulling a lot of for the steve's. of the weight for the steve's. i'll them yeah, but i'll give them that. yeah, but if here quite if they point out here quite pedantically dutch east pedantically that the dutch east india remains the india company remains the highest trillion highest valuation of 9 trillion for the 1630. for the tulip mania of the 1630. and that was a bubble that thttetet— and that was a bubble that inflated _tulip- and that was a bubble that inflated tulip bulbs were inflated where tulip bulbs were ehmgthg— inflated where tulip bulbs were ehmgthg heheh— inflated where tulip bulbs were changing hands for i think it was thousands— changing hands for i think it was thousands or tens of thousands— was thousands or tens of thousands-orl was thousands or tens of- thousands-or whatever. thousands of pounds or whatever. htehhtge— thousands of pounds or whatever. htehhtge et— thousands of pounds or whatever. pfennigs or whatever people teet- — pfennigs or whatever people teet- tt— pfennigs or whatever people used. it wasn't— pfennigs or whatever people used. it wasn't bubble. used. it wasn't a bubble. those thum— used. it wasn't a bubble. those tuttm—. amt- used. it wasn't a bubble. thosel tulips_. and that's tulips were worth it. and that's been tulips were worth it. and that's heeh eehhmet— tulips were worth it. and that's been compared to— tulips were worth it. and that's been compared to crypto- titihi c and that's been compared to crypto and teeeeeth— been compared to crypto and tegeeem mt— been compared to crypto and dogecoin and all— been compared to crypto and dogecoin and all the rest of it . t— dogecoin and all the rest of it . t hem-t— dogecoin and all the rest of it . i don't have— dogecoin and all the rest of it . i don't have a— dogecoin and all the rest of it

. i don't have a massive take on this. is it was already worth 3 trillion. it'sjust this. is it was already worth 3 trillion. it's just technically this be worth 3 trillion this would be worth 3 trillion when the market's closed rather than a point it reached during the oh that's a lot the day. right? oh that's a lot of difference. yeah, it's a nana story. okay. it's a non—story . story. okay. it's a non—story. hheh— story. okay. it's a non—story. ohm. moving— story. okay. it's a non—story. okay, moving on.— it's a non—story. okay, moving on. we've got the euetttm— okay, moving on. we've got the guardian-warning- okay, moving on. we've got the guardian warning the super guardian now warning the super rich guardian now warning the super heh-hehe— guardian now warning the super rich-mobs with- guardian now warning the super rich mobs with pitchforks. rich about mobs with pitchforks. i rich about mobs with pitchforks. t-ththt— rich about mobs with pitchforks. t-ththh they— rich about mobs with pitchforks. i think they realise the i don't think they realise the ether— i don't think they realise the ether heh— i don't think they realise the super rich can— i don't think they realise the super rich can afford men with heehthe— super rich can afford men with heehthe eme— super rich can afford men with machine guns. steve ggi” machine guns. steve the bigger problem is that we afford problem is that we can't afford pitchforks. rich warn pitchforks. the super rich warn that pitchforks, pitchforks and torches could head their way unless they tackle inequality. this was dig at london savoy, this was a dig at london savoy, which is really where you want to start upsetting people about this. the global elite. i thought— this. the global elite. i thought we— the global elite. i thought we hated those. we're tott— thought we hated those. we're tett thet— thought we hated those. we're told that they— thought we hated those. we're told that they risked civil themhtteh— told that they risked civil disruption unless they helped se— disruption unless they helped so he— disruption unless they helped more. so it's this— disruption unless they helped more. so it's this person called hhe— more. so it's this person called julia hatte— more. so it's this person called julia davis being— more. so it's this person called julia davis being somewhat hyperhette— julia davis being somewhat hyhethette. t— julia davis being somewhat hyperbolic. i imagine , by hyperbolic. i imagine, by tettthe— hyperbolic. i imagine, by talking about— hyperbolic. i imagine, by talking about this, but saying, you heh— talking about this, but saying, you heh heohte— talking about this, but saying, you rich people should do a bit she-e— you rich people should do a bit more. she's the— you rich people should do a bit more. she's the founder of the homoto— more. she's the founder of the patriotic millionaires uk group, a patriotic millionaires uk group, o cheste— patriotic millionaires uk group, a classic example— patriotic millionaires uk group, a classic example of put the hott— a classic example of put the word patriotic— a classic example of put the word patriotic in— a classic example of put the word patriotic in it and people utt— word patriotic in it and people wit-tot— word patriotic in it and people wit-tot i,— word patriotic in it and people will-for it, which- word patriotic in it and people will for it, which does will fall for it, which does work— will fall for it, which does wort hut— will fall for it, which does work but wouldn't with

work but wouldn't work with guardian— work but wouldn't work with guardian readers. i guardian readers. patriotic guardian readers. patriotic guardian readers. that guardian readers. i i: : that thing guardian readers. patriotic- guardian readers. that thing is. teth— guardian readers. that thing is. veoh wett— guardian readers. that thing is. yeah well patriotic— i: : that thing is. yeah well patriotic labour ote— yeah well patriotic labour voters know. _ yeah well patriotic labour voters know. i'm sure there's a there-o— voters know. i'm sure there's a there-e o— voters know. i'm sure there's a there-e o ethe— voters know. i'm sure there's a there's a slice of— voters know. i'm sure there's a there's a slice of those, the ott— there's a slice of those, the oto tet— there's a slice of those, the old red wall.— there's a slice of those, the old red wall. but- there's a slice of those, the old red wall. but the actual story— old red wall. but the actual story to— old red wall. but the actual etoty te tout— old red wall. but the actual story is paul coyte, i think for tho— story is paul coyte, i think for thteoouhtty. — story is paul coyte, i think for this country. yti5t’“ anyway, the this country. yeah. anyway, the ootuot— this country. yeah. anyway, the ootuot story— this country. yeah. anyway, the ootuot story to— this country. / anyway, the actual story is actually quite tutt— actual story is actually quite dull because— actual story is actually quite dull because-not- actual story is actually quite dull because not about dull because it's not about pitchforks-_ dull because it's not about pitchforks. saying oh, pitchforks. it's saying, oh, you— pitchforks. it's saying, oh,l your—he pitchforks. it's saying, oh,- yout—he tohe your philanthropy should be done ettohtty— slightly differently, more towards— slightly differently, more towards what's needed rather thon— towards what's needed rather than what— towards what's needed rather than what makes rich. people than what makes you rich. people feel than what makes you rich. people teet-ohout— than what makes you rich. people feel-about-you're- feel good about what you're giving— feel good about what you're ohho—theyl feel good about what you're- givin9t_thev give giving, but that's why they give .—thto— giving, but that's why they give .—thto utt- giving, but that's why they give ._this will ever- giving, but that's why they give ._this will ever be. . so none of this will ever be oohet. — . so none of this will ever be oohet. so— . so none of this will ever be solved. so what's- . so none of this will ever be solved. ’“ solved. so what's the i mean, what's the issue with the philanthropy now? well, i'll get on philanthropy now? well, i'll get oh-thete-e— philanthropy now? well, i'll get on-there'simany- on to it. but there's so many tun—the- on to it. but there's so many fun _this article. fun things about this article. methy— fun things about this article. firstly—calledi firstly the writer was called tuhett. — firstly the writer was called tuoeh—huti firstly the writer was called . rupert—hoot ot rupert. he may not be part of the—hut— rupert. he may not be part of this—but he's- rupert. he may not be part of this—but he's part. this super rich, but he's part of this super rich, but he's part ot the— this super rich, but he's part ot the super— this super rich, but he's part of the super posh. secondly, they-te— they're saying there's a real hot— they're saying there's a real. heh—hut risk of actual insurrection, but the hot— risk of actual insurrection, but the hot too— risk of actual insurrection, but the bar for insurrection is pretty— pretty low now. it's basically a hoe— pretty low now. it's basically a htohe th— pretty low now. it's basically a bloke inlfunny_ pretty low now. it's basically a bloke in funny hat being bloke in a funny hat being given a bloke in a funny hat being given o—so— bloke in a funny hat being given o—so-iuet- a guided tour. so let's just remember picnic a guided tour. so let's just remember-picnic a remember that a picnic near a government— remember that a picnic near a government building, right? humhet— government building, right?i number—with number three, i was out with some—suheti number three, i was out with- some_super rich some members of the super rich toot— some members of the super rich hot mom— some members of the super rich toot htoht. they— some members of the super rich last night. they seemed fine. they— last night. they seemed fine. they they-ye— last night. they seemed fine. they they've they're doing last night. they seemed fine. they they're they're doing last night. they seemed fine. they they're thchill doing last night. they seemed fine. they they're thchill andig fine. they're pretty chill and ther— fine. they're pretty chill and theh—theyhel their wives are hot. they're totho— their wives are hot. they're totho-hut- their wives are hot. they're doing but number doing all right. but number tout.— doing all right. but number four,-another- four, i've got another point. the— four, i've got another point. this millionaires, this patriotic millionaires, they-te— this patriotic millionaires, they-re hot— this patriotic millionaires, they're not patriotic. they're ooh—omel sort of globalists who care ohout— sort of globalists who care about-change- sort of globalists who care- about-change-stuff. about climate change and stuff.

a about climate change and stuff. h—teh-t— about climate change and stuff. h—teh-t teotty- a millionaires isn't really euhet— a millionaires isn't really ueo-oh- a millionaires isn't really ueo-oh i,- a millionaires isn't really super on it, but a millionaires isn't really- super-on it, but you super rich now on it, but you even-yout— super rich now on it, but you even .your house - super rich now on it, but you even your house in london even get your house in london the— even get your house in london tho-the— even get your house in london and-the actual- even get your house in london and the actual main point and but on the actual main point here.— and but on the actual main point here-te— and but on the actual main point here-to o— and but on the actual main point here,-is a serious- here, weather is a serious worry ohout— here, weather is a serious worry ohout-uomytho- here, weather is a serious worry about worrying that about the rich worrying that heohte— about the rich worrying that heohte utt— about the rich worrying that people will over and usurp people will take over and usurp them — people will take over and usurp them _to- them and sort of have an insurrection.— them and sort of have an insurrection. i— them and sort of have an insurrection. i do sometimes ththt— insurrection. i do sometimes ththt hoot— insurrection. i do sometimes think post 2008— insurrection. i do sometimes think post 2008 they got think post 2008 crash, they got uomtet — think post 2008 crash, they got worried about— think post 2008 crash, they got worried about things like occupy hott— worried about things like occupy tooth—hhe- worried about things like occupy hath—hhe .- worried about things like occupy hath—hhe . 0h- wall street. they're like, oh ho—uhtthol wall street. they're like, oh. no,_writing and no, the people are writing and that—o- no, the people are writing and| that—a wokeness that they invented a wokeness hottoe— that they invented a wokeness notice _ kicked i notice how wokeness kicked off ooh—the- notice how wokeness kicked off ooh—the too-l notice how wokeness kicked off ooh—tthetoo. | sort of around that time too. tyetyhooy-o— sort of around that time too. everybody's-about- everybody's worried about pronouns instead of actual material . it's material things. it's a distraction. it's- material things. it's a distraction. it's a- “35 it's a distraction. it's a sort of material things. it's a- distraction. it's a sort of here we— distraction. it's a sort of here we go.— distraction. it's a sort of here we go. wett— distraction. it's a sort of here we go, we'll stick— distraction. it's a sort of here we go, we'll stick up a pride tho.— we go, we'll stick up a pride tho-ethy- we go, we'll stick up a pride ttoo-oomy oh- flag, but we'll carry on hoetootty— flag, but we'll carry on basically and basically screwing you. and that-e— basically screwing you. and thot-e—oh- basically screwing you. and- thot-e—oh-hmo that's my theory on that. and oho— that's my theory on that. and moo—mom.- that's my theory on that. andi also—mean, they also millionaires, i mean, they own businesses and properties, so love mass migration so they love mass migration because it's cheap labour for the businesses. it's also customers for the businesses. and it pushes up the prices of property because all those people have to live somewhere. yeah. so that's that one covered. anyway, we've got the mail now and just stop have mail now and just stop oil have gone to war with the don't gone to war with the gays. don't they that lube is water they know that lube is water based steve shocking. i based now steve shocking. i thought this was is it yours tuhe— thought this was is it yours lube related— thought this was is it yours lube related . _ thought this was is it yours lube related . h c

lube related. normally it's me but i think this is i'll i'll have a booth. you can double end this have a booth. you can double end the — have a booth. you can double end the hem.— have a booth. you can double end this one. yeah. so— have a booth. you can double end this one. yeah. so now- have a booth. you can double end this one. yeah. so now just stop oil threatened london's pride parade eco zealots, tel organisers. they disrupt organisers. they may disrupt events demands not events if their demands are not met. bit like met. sound a bit like terrorists. a tricky terrorists. this is a tricky one. stop versus pride. one. just stop oil versus pride. it's godzilla versus king it's like godzilla versus king kong. it's who you kong. it's like who do you support? actually, they're both too like too cool. it's more like a savile versus glitter anyway , i savile versus glitter anyway, i don't know who to support because so awful. because they're both so awful. is that fair enough? that is that fair enough? is that okay? know. and okay? i don't know. and. and there's is there's a bank account is getting cancelled. yeah, definitely. is saying definitely. so pride is saying that it's that they're in an increasingly hostile and unsafe world, is silly and then, world, which is silly and then, you know, just stop oil. think that we're in unsafe world that we're in an unsafe world that's immediately. that's collapsing immediately. that's . that's sort of both wrong. they're having they're both having catastrophizing, but actually they're aiding societal they're both aiding societal collapse with their kind of annoying hijinks. so it is kind of funny that these are of funny that these two are attacking other . it's just attacking each other. it's just attacking each other. it's just a west different a declining west different leftist infighting, while leftist groups infighting, while everything collapses, basically. yeah. one protest group ottoottho— “415?" one protest group attacking another yeah. one protest group attacking another group attacking another protest group is attacking another protest group te—ot- attacking another protest group te—ot thtei is getting pretty python at this stage— is getting pretty python at this stage .— is getting pretty python at this etooe . heh-t— is getting pretty python at this stage , isn't it?— is getting pretty python at this stage , isn't it? but in some stage, isn't it? but in some ways— stage, isn't it? but in some ways he— stage, isn't it? but in some woye tt-e toot.— stage, isn't it? but in some ways it's good. i- stage, isn't it? but in some

ways it's good. i suppose that it ways it's good. i suppose that tt eeeme— ways it's good. i suppose that tt tt-e— ways it's good. i suppose that it seems it's nice— ways it's good. i suppose that it seems it's nice that a hothttho— it seems it's nice that a painting doesn't have to be tetooet— painting doesn't have to be defaced for— painting doesn't have to be defaced for once because it got a defaced for once because it got o htt— defaced for once because it got o htt eohey— defaced for once because it got o htt eohey tot— defaced for once because it got a bit samey for a— defaced for once because it got a bit samey for a while, didn't it? a bit samey for a while, didn't to orange— a bit samey for a while, didn't it? orange powder thrown at stutt— it? orange powder thrown at otutt uhtoh— it? orange powder thrown at stuff which i'm _ it? orange powder thrown at stuff which i'm could still stuff which i'm sure could still happen.— stuff which i'm sure could still mmeh—cout- stuff which i'm sure could stilli happen._could be happen. but no, there could be some—thatl happen. but no, there could be. some—that some rainbow crosswalks that are going— some rainbow crosswalks that are ootho-oovetet. - some rainbow crosswalks that are ootho-oovetet. t- some rainbow crosswalks that are going covered. ’“ going to get covered. i mean, mo— going to get covered. i mean, mot-t— going to get covered. i mean, omo-t-hto- going to get covered. i mean, and i pro pride is and also, i mean pro pride is about or certainly it used to be about or certainly it used to be about , you know, gay and about adult, you know, gay and lesbian people having equal rights. and now it's , you know, rights. and now it's, you know, then it got distended into trans people, gender issues, queer and kink and all sorts of things that had nothing to do with the with lesbian and gay people. and now they're like, oh, we want you to also be campaigning for new no new oil and gas. new like no new oil and gas. it's like we're this is pride. this is a completely separate issue. add a little bit for oil on the— issue. add a little bit for oil on the the— issue. add a little bit for oil on the flag now.— add a little bit for oil on the flag now. yeah. i mean, that-e— on the flag now. yeah. i mean, thot-e-ththo— on the flag now. yeah. i mean, that's-thing that- on the flag now. yeah. i mean, that's-thing that i- on the flag now. yeah. i mean, that's thing that i was that's the one thing that i was going— that's the one thing that i was gotho—ott- going to give just off oil a ttttte— going to give just off oil a ttttte htt— going to give just off oil a little bit of— going to give just off oil a little bit of credit there one hotht— little bit of credit there one hotht they— little bit of credit there one point they might have something that—empty- that pride now is empty oomotote— corporate virtue signalling so in corporate virtue signalling so th-uoy.— corporate virtue signalling so th-uoy. the— corporate virtue signalling so in-way, the first- corporate virtue signalling so in way, the first time in that way, the first time i ever agree with— in that way, the first time i ever agree with just stop oil they— ever agree with just stop oil they-ooh— ever agree with just stop oil they-ooh ot— ever agree with just stop oil they sort of right in that they are sort of right in that one sense, right? yeah that's my tote— take home message from it you

how—stoo— now support just stop oil. hheotutety— now support just stop oil. hheotutety — now support just stop oil. absolutely ' absolutely okay. about to spray some paint in three in the final section, we've got the musk versus zuckerberg cage fight a saw soldier and no naked women. sorry, but it'll still be good . sorry, but it'll still be good. see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners. we've got the times now with terrible news for people who don't know any other way of seeing scantily clad women on the internet. steve oh, that's true. at the end we should hehttoh— true. at the end we should mention the,— true. at the end we should mention the, the- at the end we should mention the, the websites you htoht— mention the, the websites you htoht get— mention the, the websites you htoht get your— mention the, the websites you might get your face scanned. thee— might get your face scanned. thee thotoht— might get your face scanned. miss england pageant scraps, the euthuo- tt-e— miss england pageant scraps, the swimwear-. it's this- miss england pageant scraps, the swimwear . it's this beauty swimwear round. it's this beauty pageant— swimwear round. it's this beauty pageant oe— swimwear round. it's this beauty pageant us he— swimwear round. it's this beauty pageant as it's called here, uhtoh— pageant as it's called here, uhtoh th— pageant as it's called here, which i'll refer— pageant as it's called here, which i'll refer back to that totem— which i'll refer back to that later promised— which i'll refer back to that later promised previously that it later promised previously that tt woutth-t— later promised previously that it wouldn't bow— later promised previously that it wouldn't bow to this movement but it wouldn't bow to this movement hut huo— it wouldn't bow to this movement hut te— it wouldn't bow to this movement hut to tone.— it wouldn't bow to this movement but now is gone. yep. we're going— but now is gone. yep. we're going to— but now is gone. yep. we're going to-ht— but now is gone. yep. we're going to-rid of- but now is gone. yep. we're going to rid of it. i mean, going to get rid of it. i mean, mommie— going to get rid of it. i mean, meanwhile,_the. going to get rid of it. i mean,. meanwhile,_the year meanwhile, the rear of the year oohhettttoh— meanwhile, the rear of the year competition still— meanwhile, the rear of the year competition still carries on, by

the—worth- the way, so that's worth considering. _ the way, so that's worth. considering. _really the way, so that's worth- considering. _really make considering. can you really make a considering. can you really make o—ohyththo- considering. can you really make o—ohyththo otheti a beauty pageant anything other then— a beauty pageant anything other then-heheh— a beauty pageant anything other than level vacuous? oh than surface level vacuous? oh ooh-t— than surface level vacuous? oh hot you— than surface level vacuous? oh hot you took— than surface level vacuous? oh don't you look good. they've rehhemeh— don't you look good. they've rehhtoeet ht— don't you look good. they've rephrased it and— don't you look good. they've rephrased it and reframed it all the way— rephrased it and reframed it all the way through— rephrased it and reframed it all the way through here, saying, no, the way through here, saying, the— the way through here, saying, no, the swimwear round is all ohout— no, the swimwear round is all about-confidence. - no, the swimwear round is all about confidence. and about body confidence. and i ooh-t— about body confidence. and i ooh-t ththt— about body confidence. and i don't think it— about body confidence. and i don't think it because don't think it is because i ooh-t— don't think it is because i ooh-t hem— don't think it is because i don't wear a _ don't think it is because i don't wear a bikini. but if i did,— don't wear a bikini. but if i in, to— don't wear a bikini. but if i in, to teet— don't wear a bikini. but if i did, i'd feel less- don't wear a bikini. but if i did, i'd feel less body confident— did, i'd feel less body confident than if i was in a tutt— confident than if i was in a tutt outt— confident than if i was in a full suit. so— confident than if i was in a full suit. so i— confident than if i was in a full suit. so i that's it. full suit. so i think that's it. the— full suit. so i think that's it. the oumeht— full suit. so i think that's it. the current miss— full suit. so i think that's it. the current miss england is a eotehttot— the current miss england is a ootehttet .— the current miss england is a scientist , 23,— the current miss england is a scientist , 23, said that the scientist, 23, said that the swimwear will— scientist, 23, said that the swimwear will will help the body oohtttehoe— swimwear will will help the body confidence scientists though so you thou— confidence scientists though so you know clearly— confidence scientists though so you know clearly it's not just ohout— you know clearly it's not just ohout hoote— you know clearly it's not just about looks exactly my favourite quote— about looks exactly my favourite ouote mom — about looks exactly my favourite ouote mom one— about looks exactly my favourite quote from one of— about looks exactly my favourite quote from one of the contestants - quote from one of the contestants was. . ti ” contestants was. however, i understand that in pageantry it's lot about our inner it's a lot more about our inner beauty it really beauty from within. it really isn't. totally about the isn't. it's totally about the external obe that's what it is. it's a beauty it's how it's a beauty pageant. it's how you look. yeah, it's totally only that . and that's what it's only that. and that's what it's supposed to be. beauty. there's nothing wrong with beauty. it's aspirational . remember the dance aspirational. remember the dance girls? about girls? i always talk about this. they got banned because some intellectuals hated beauty. you know , because some hairy know, because some hairy feminist was like , these women feminist was like, these women look better than me. so win them

back. and we all have different gifts. very rare. you get someone intelligent someone who's funny, intelligent and it's and good looking like me. it's very the whole very rare you get the whole package know, people package and, you know, people get one of feminists. get like one of the feminists. thank different thank you. people get different gifts nothing gifts and there's nothing wrong with to good. with you. i happen to look good. and then you cultivate that and other cultivate other other people cultivate other skills. understood skills. i've never understood why a problem, why that's such a problem, and it's because it's not sexist because what about bodybuilder does about male bodybuilder? does they tiny they wear less than these tiny underpants? spray underpants? they're all spray tanned , doing ridiculous poses. tanned, doing ridiculous poses. why is that okay? yeah. and we're supposed-attain- , / and we're supposed attain that we're supposed to attain that utthout—tt-el without taking steroids? it's httoutouo— without taking steroids? it's httoutoue .— without taking steroids? it's ridiculous. mean, without taking steroids? it's ridiculous . mean, also without taking steroids? it's ridiculous. mean, also one of the— ridiculous. mean, also one of the eoeoho— ridiculous. mean, also one of the reasons for— ridiculous. mean, also one of the reasons for removing the hththt— the reasons for removing the hththt-uoe— the reasons for removing the htttht-uoe .— the reasons for removing the bikini-was , well,- the reasons for removing the bikini was , well, it's bikini round was, well, it's supposed— bikini round was, well, it's supposed to— bikini round was, well, it's supposed to celebrate women oothevete— supposed to celebrate women oothevete te— supposed to celebrate women achievers is looking good in a htttht— achievers is looking good in a hththt te— achievers is looking good in a hththt to oh— achievers is looking good in a bikini is an achievement. it's ot— bikini is an achievement. it's ot the— bikini is an achievement. it's one of the finest— bikini is an achievement. it's one of the finest achievements of one of the finest achievements ot uhtte— one of the finest achievements ot uhtte eoytho— one of the finest achievements of while saying would of while saying how you would oohteve— of while saying how you would achieve-peace- of while saying how you would achieve-peace. - of while saying how you would achieve-peace . at- of while saying how you would achieve peace . p of while saying how you would- achieve-peace . at the same achieve world peace. at the same ttme. — achieve world peace. at the same time, you've to remember time, you've got to remember your yeah, find your policies. yeah, i find we shoute— your policies. yeah, i find we should introduce— ” ti. yeah, i find we should introduce politics. should introduce it to politics. veoh. — should introduce it to politics. veoh. why— should introduce it to politics. yeah. why not? i— should introduce it to politics. yeah. why not? i don't- should introduce it to politics. “415?" kitty “tit7 i don't think yeah. why not? i don't think hoththo-o— yeah. why not? i don't think nothing's solved— / kitty “tit7 idon't think nothing's solved here, is / kitty “tit.7 idon't think nothing's solved here, is it? now:— nothing's solved here, is it? how-toothe- nothing's solved here, is it? now, england doesn't now, miss england doesn't have a htttht—ohty— now, miss england doesn't have a bikini—only fans- now, miss england doesn't have a bikini—only fans is- bikini range, but only fans is eth— bikini range, but only fans is etttt o— bikini range, but only fans is still a thing. _ bikini range, but only fans is still a thing. afflug still a thing. exactly. so so there we go. three men are upset about the bikini round going anyway , we've got the male now anyway, we've got the male now and a female soldier wants £2

million for getting hurt. that must have been some broken nail, nick. shocking. i disavow how ottohoty— nick. shocking. i disavow how ettohoty the— nick. shocking. i disavow how strongly the sexism _ nick. shocking. i disavow how strongly the sexism of- h it: i “g i disavow how strongly the sexism of that h ti.

university doing some research. and the question whether and the question is whether there already an underlying there was already an underlying injury . so story not injury. so this story is not quite the thing that it looks from the headlines story, but everybody i who served in everybody i know who served in the completely the forces has completely wrecked knees hips and, you wrecked knees and hips and, you know, it batters you. you're you're marching,— . you're you're marching, hiking and, you thou.— you're marching, hiking and, you thou. tough— you're marching, hiking and, you know, rough boots— you're marching, hiking and, you know, rough boots carrying huge hooto. — know, rough boots carrying huge photo. so— know, rough boots carrying huge photo. so yeah.— know, rough boots carrying huge packs. so yeah, it— know, rough boots carrying huge packs. so yeah, it does it does tototty— packs. so yeah, it does it does tototty thooh— packs. so yeah, it does it does totally knock out— packs. so yeah, it does it does totally knock out your body then. — totally knock out your body then. to— totally knock out your body then. is that— totally knock out your body then. is that what- totally knock out your body then. g“ .. then. is that what you sign up for, though, kind of . it's part for, though, kind of. it's part of the army, isn't it? how do you sign up for that in the army before research? before doing actual research? there probably is a waiver hetote— there probably is a waiver hetote-hott- there probably is a waiver before-part in. before you take part in research. that's probably research. so that's probably where— research. so that's probably where tt-tt— research. so that's probably where it'll all— research. so that's probably where it'll all come. “tiiti where it'll all come. there we go. anyway.— where it'll all come. there we go. ahyuoy. wee— where it'll all come. “tiiti git anyway, we've got the meal go. anyway, we've got the meal now-zuckerberg _ git anyway, we've got the meal now zuckerberg versus musk now and zuckerberg versus musk is now and zuckerberg versus musk to—hohoty- now and zuckerberg versus musk te—hohoty ooul is the cage fight. nobody saw oohthe— is the cage fight. nobody saw oohtho mt— is the cage fight. nobody saw coming and italy— is the cage fight. nobody saw coming and italy wants to bring it coming and italy wants to bring tt hoot— coming and italy wants to bring tt hook to— coming and italy wants to bring it back to the— coming and italy wants to bring it back to the colosseum. steve hem.— it back to the colosseum. steve yeah-they-ve— it back to the colosseum. steve yeah, they've been yeah, well, they've been invited. they can use the colosseum. nice, colosseum. it'd be nice, wouldn't it, if people aren't scratching their partners scratching in their partners names into places that . so names into places like that. so this fight . names into places like that. so this fight. musk this is the big fight. musk versus zuckerberg . why are they versus zuckerberg. why are they thinking of doing it as a cage fight? if ever there should be two people who should do robot

wars, imagine how good the robots would be. laser quantum bombs. it would be amazing. but meanwhile, these two rich people having a fight. so i don't really care too much. i mean, it looks wise. musk's looks weight wise. musk's probably advantage, probably got the advantage, but zuckerberg, some of zuckerberg, he's done some of that brazilian jiu jitsu or something. there was a bit where musk chats and the meta ceo to a cage fight was responded by saying, send me the location . saying, send me the location. the apple boss would have gone along too, but use apple maps went wrong so yeah, went to the wrong cage. so yeah, i mean great. have a fight if you not, yeah. well, you want. if not, yeah. well, musk that you want. if not, yeah. well, musk-that the- you want. if not, yeah. well, musk _that the most| musk has said that the most ehtettoththo— musk has said that the most entertaining outcome is the most hheh.— entertaining outcome is the most hheh—towe- likely. that's one of his laws, heh-t— likely. that's one of his laws, toh-t—utttl isn't it? so given that will the— isn't it? so given that will thto-hohheh- isn't it? so given that will thto-hohheh .- isn't it? so given that will this happen . and i isn't it? so given that will this-happen . and i musk this will happen. and i saw musk ttthhtho— this will happen. and i saw musk flipping-guy— this will happen. and i saw musk flipping-guy alex_ this will happen. and i saw musk flipping guy alex friedman flipping that guy alex friedman there—ghe- flipping that guy alex friedmani there—give him there and actually now give him mote-thon— there and actually now give him mote-then t— there and actually now give him more-than i did.- there and actually now give him more than i did. and the more chance than i did. and the top more chance than i did. and the too-ottetet— more chance than i did. and the too-ottetet to— more chance than i did. and the top-offered to train- more chance than i did. and the top offered to train him. top guy is offered to train him. so top guy is offered to train him.. so—ttehte so anything can happen, right? amazi"9-_ so anything can happen, right? hmoztmo—who- so anything can happen, right? i amazing. _who follows amazing. the top guy who follows you wow. moving on. you on twitter. wow. moving on. we've independent we've got the independent now and not be a and there might not be a colosseum musk and colosseum for musk and zuckerberg to fight in if guys like this have their way. nick yeah. so tourists who carve name too— yeah. so tourists who carve name thto tomes—te- yeah. so tourists who carve name

into rome's—is britishi into rome's colosseum is british tttheee—eomy- into rome's colosseum is british tttheoe—oomy .- into rome's colosseum is british fitness—sorry , from l fitness trainer. i'm sorry, from hutootto. — fitness trainer. i'm sorry, from bulgaria. _from bulgaria. he's originally from hutootto. — bulgaria. he's originally from bulgaria. don't— bulgaria. he's originally from bulgaria. don't don't this bulgaria. don't don't pin this on-independent- bulgaria. don't don't pin this on independent classic on us. independent classic htttteh— on us. independent classic british _the. british hating from the independent . so it's classic independent. so it's classic. narcissism._own narcissism. he wrote his own- name. his big mistake was when you-e— name. his big mistake was when you-e you— name. his big mistake was when you-e you thou.— name. his big mistake was when you're you know, if— name. his big mistake was when you're you know, if you're homet— you're you know, if you're worried about— you're you know, if you're worried about getting investigated, ivan and investigated, he wrote ivan and hoytey—ooel investigated, he wrote ivan and hoytey—ooe ori hayley, 23, he gave the age or that— hayley, 23, he gave the age or that the— hayley, 23, he gave the age or was that the year?— hayley, 23, he gave the age or was that the year? that's the yeah— was that the year? that's the yeou heh-t— was that the year? that's the year. heh-t tte— was that the year? that's the year, isn't it? that's the year. the— year, isn't it? that's the year. the o— year, isn't it? that's the year. like a journalist.— year, isn't it? that's the year. like a journalist. he gave his thet— like a journalist. he gave his hoot—hhe- like a journalist. he gave his first his girlfriend's first name and his girlfriend's memeh—- first name and his girlfriend's hoheo— tot| first name and his girlfriend'si hoheo— tot to name and that's that's a lot to go name and that's that's a lot to too-hot.— name and that's that's a lot to too-hot. hot— name and that's that's a lot to too-hot. hot to— name and that's that's a lot to go not, not it's not too go on. not, not it's not too smut.— go on. not, not it's not too short. so— go on. not, not it's not too smart. so now— go on. not, not it's not too smart. so now he's going to face a smart. so now he's going to face o- .thooo— smart. so now he's going to face a- ,15,000-perhaps. smart. so now he's going to face a years ,15,000 perhaps smart. so now he's going to face a years in,000 perhaps smart. so now he's going to face a years in prison perhaps smart. so now he's going to face a years in prison forperhaps smart. so now he's going to face a years in prison for beingts five years in prison for being a hototeetet. — five years in prison for being a narcissist. _lastl narcissist. they'll never last as well. relationship at that age. go prison age. now, you will go to prison for scratching in the details of a relationship. i had an ex once where went to paris and put where we went to paris and put one padlocks on the one of those padlocks on the bridge. oh yeah. oh, i hope that's still although that's not still there, although it's probably still there. one thing least prison, thing is, at least in prison, you-th— thing is, at least in prison, you-tt—toi you'll have lots of time to eemeh— you'll have lots of time to scratch stuff _ you'll have lots of time to scratch stuff on- you'll have lots of time to scratch stuff on wall, like scratch stuff on the wall, like the— scratch stuff on the wall, like the they — scratch stuff on the wall, like the daisy. been— scratch stuff on the wall, like the daisy. been there. okay, you.— the daisy. been there. okay, weh-h— the daisy. been there. okay, well,-is nearly- the daisy. been there. okay, well, is nearly over, well, the show is nearly over, so another quick look so let's take another quick look at saturday. front the at saturday. front pages, the telegraph leads with french police at war with vermin as rioting spreads across nation .

rioting spreads across nation. the times has uk tourists are warned over travel to france. the daily mail has dentists will have to work for nhs. the mirror has kevin spacey, a sexual bully. the guardian leads with goldsmith quits over sunak climate apathy . and finally, the climate apathy. and finally, the daily star has wreck off your greg glass . and those were your greg glass. and those were your front pages . and that's all we front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, steve and nick. nick nick's back tomorrow at 11 pm. with junior booker and louis shaffer. good luck, nick. and if you're watching at stay you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for the breakfast show, which is coming up just after this night .

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