supported calls for the now supported calls for the cheapest fuel finder apple website, which could help motorists find the best and nearest fuel prices on their phones or satnavs . migrant phones or satnavs. migrant crossings set a new record last month , pushing the total for the month, pushing the total for the year so far to more than 11,000. the figure comes almost six months after rishi sunak vowed to stop the boats as one of his cabinet's chief objectives. nearly 4000 migrants crossed the engush nearly 4000 migrants crossed the english channel in june, which is the highest monthly figure since records began five years ago . lord chancellor alex chalk ago. lord chancellor alex chalk is asking the parole board to reconsider its decision to allow the double child killer colin pitchfork to be released from prison. the parole board ruled last month that pitchfork could be freed. he was jailed for life in the 1980s for raping and strangling 215 year old girls . strangling 215 year old girls. lynda mann and dawn ashworth . he lynda mann and dawn ashworth. he was told to serve a minimum term

of 30 years. that was later reduced to 28 for good behaviour . lord chalk says it's absolute vital offenders are kept behind bars and says there's a chance the board's decision may have been irrational . downing street been irrational. downing street insists discussions on nhs pay and conditions can't be held until the strikes stop. but the british medical association says doctors could continue to strike over the next few years if their demands aren't met. junior doctors are planning five days of strike action from the 13th to the 18th later this month and consultants are walking out on the 20th and 21st at and rail passengers are being warned about disruption as train drivers refuse to work overtime all this week. services with 16 train operators began running a limited service today. that's going to continue until saturday as representatives continue to argue over pay. aslef says its members at 15 train operators

will take part in further industrial action from the 17th to the 22nd of this month . two to the 22nd of this month. two men have been arrested over a double murder in north london in which a 15 year old leonardo reid and another 23 year old man were killed. the men, aged 27 and 17, were arrested this evening on suspicion of murder and attempted murder. police were called on thursday night to reports of a stabbing in islington and leonardo reid was pronounced dead at the scene while the 23 year old died in hospital. a 46 year old man was arrested on saturday, was later released with no further action taken . now, lastly, if you take taken. now, lastly, if you take a glance outside tonight, you may see a moon rather brighter and rather larger than usual. it's called a july supermoon. often termed a buck moon and named. so after the new antlers of a buck deer. at this time of year lasting for up to three nights. nasa is saying july's supermoon is a great opportunity

to marvel at lunar seas and craters without the need for a telescope . on tv online dab telescope. on tv online dab radio, and on the tune in app . radio, and on the tune in app. this is gb news. britain's news . channel hello . channel. i hello and . channel— . hello and welcome . channel— . hello and welcome to headlines hello and welcome to headlines as i'm - hello and welcome to headlines as .-m-hos.,_ . hello and welcome to headlines as i'm-host, simon— hello and welcome to headlines as i'm host, simon evans. as i'm your host, simon evans. and— as i'm your host, simon evans. and tonight— as i'm your host, simon evans. and tonight-joined- as i'm your host, simon evans. and tonight-joinedimy. and tonight i'm joined by my extremely politically balanced panel comprised of comedians leo kearse nick dixon , balanced kearse and nick dixon, balanced in a sense that you're both intelligent and sensible and have made up your minds correctly on all the major issues. exactly. yeah don't need any— issues. exactly. yeah don't need any lefties— issues. exactly. yeah don't need any lefties aa— issues. exactly. yeah don't need any lefties in here,— exactly. yeah don't need any lefties in here, do we, to achieve— any lefties in here, do we, to achieve some— any lefties in here, do we, to achieve some sort- any lefties in here, do we, to achieve some sort of code chamber. — achieve some sort of code chamber. there's- achieve some sort of code chamber. “frat; cg achieve some sort of code chamber. g achieve some sort of code- chamber. there's enough of them on the bbc. and chamber. there's enough of them on the bbc . and also we have one on the bbc. and also we have one of you— on the bbc. and also we have one of you an— on the bbc. and also we have one of you in business— on the bbc. and also we have one of you in business casual- and also we have one of you in business casual and ef— of you in business casual and of you— of you in business casual and of you an— of you in business casual and one of you in fully formal

ame- — one of you in fully formal attire. you— one of you in fully formal attire. you know,- one of you in fully formal attire. /:::. attire. you know, that's a balanced panel as far as i'm concerned. leo is a liberal. neat-e— concerned. leo is a liberal. neat-e what— concerned. leo is a liberal. that's what he _ concerned. leo is a liberal. that's what he is,- ff: leo is a liberal. that's what he is, really. so tea-s— that's what he is, really. so tea-s have— that's what he is, really. so tea-s have a— that's what he is, really. so let's have a look— that's what he is, really. so let's have a look at- that's what he is, really. so let's have a look at our- that's what he is, really. so let's have a look at our front pages, gentlemen . we have the pages, gentlemen. we have the daily mau— pages, gentlemen. we have the daily man to— pages, gentlemen. we have the daily mail to kick— pages, gentlemen. we have the daily mail to kick us— pages, gentlemen. we have the daily mail to kick us off- 3 cc" we have the daily mail to kick us off this evening. — daily mail to kick us off this evening. banks— daily mail to kick us off this evening. banks face probe into chilling— evening. banks face probe into chilling account— evening. banks face probe into chilling account closures . we chilling account closures. we wil— chilling account closures. we wit-taking— chilling account closures. we will-taking a— chilling account closures. we will taking a look that will be taking a look at that story—telegraphl story shortly. the telegraph motorise— story shortly. the telegraph motorists used— story shortly. the telegraph motorists used as fuel cash cow by grocers— motorists used as fuel cash cow by grocers rather— motorists used as fuel cash cow by grocers rather grow desk imagery— by grocers rather grow desk imagery iiieie. — by grocers rather grow desk imagery there. the guardian iaieai— imagery there. the guardian labour wants— imagery there. the guardian labour wants graduate led nurseries to— labour wants graduate led nurseries to fight inequality ani— nurseries to fight inequality and we've had— nurseries to fight inequality and we've had tennis illustrator ieeeeae— and we've had tennis illustrator lessons so far. _ and we've had tennis illustrator lessons so far. i— and we've had tennis illustrator lessons so far. i knew 67% of me— lessons so far. i knew 67% of iiie paiiie— lessons so far. i knew 67% of the public want— lessons so far. i knew 67% of the public want a— lessons so far. i knew 67% of the public want a cap on supermarket— the public want a cap on supermarket prices to help the easi— supermarket prices to help the eeei ei— supermarket prices to help the eeei of living-— supermarket prices to help the cost of living. the— supermarket prices to help the cost of living. the times ailing nas— cost of living. the times ailing was hae— cost of living. the times ailing nhs has made— cost of living. the times ailing nhs has made us— cost of living. the times ailing nhs has made us sicker , says nhs has made us sicker, says javid- — nhs has made us sicker, says javid. another— nhs has made us sicker, says javid. another tennis picture . javid. another tennis picture. iiiey-ie— javid. another tennis picture. iiiey-ie weii— javid. another tennis picture. they're well chosen in the circumstances— they're well chosen in the circumstances as the daily star. iiaaiiy— circumstances as the daily star. iiaaiiy, ieaey— circumstances as the daily star. iiaaiiy, iieaey ,— circumstances as the daily star. finally, honey , we've shrunk the finally, honey, we've shrunk the brains— finally, honey, we've shrunk the iaaiae .— finally, honey, we've shrunk the brains . alarming— finally, honey, we've shrunk the brains . alarming news. those are brains. alarming news. those are your— brains. alarming news. those are your ironi— brains. alarming news. those are year we pages— brains. alarming news. those are your front pages as— brains. alarming news. those are your front pages as. so we begin

wiii— your front pages as. so we begin wiiia iie— your front pages as. so we begin wiiia iiie oaiiy— your front pages as. so we begin with the daily mail. leo so they have— with the daily mail. leo so they have banke— with the daily mail. leo so they have banks face— with the daily mail. leo so they have banks face probe into eiiiiiae— have banks face probe into chilling account closures. this iiie— chilling account closures. this iiie ieiiawe— chilling account closures. this this follows nigel farages aeeeaai— this follows nigel farages account being— this follows nigel farages account being closed. the bank said— account being closed. the bank said ii-e— account being closed. the bank said it's because— account being closed. the bank said it's because he's a peiiiieai— said it's because he's a political exposed person, but iiiey-ve— political exposed person, but iiiey-ye aiea— political exposed person, but they've also closed the accounts of they've also closed the accounts ei peepie— they've also closed the accounts ei peepie wie— they've also closed the accounts of people who aren't politically exposed.— of people who aren't politically eapeeei. iie— of people who aren't politically exposed. the close the account of a— exposed. the close the account of a neveeni— exposed. the close the account of a reverend because he richard ieinengiii— of a reverend because he richard ieineigiii ,— of a reverend because he richard fothergill , reverend richard fothergill, reverend richard ieineneiii— fothergill, reverend richard fothergill he _ fothergill, reverend richard fothergill he just questioned why— fothergill he just questioned nny iney— fothergill he just questioned nny iney nai— fothergill he just questioned why they had so much so much pride— why they had so much so much naiie ,— why they had so much so much pride , progress,— why they had so much so much pride , progress, flags and all pride, progress, flags and all the pride, progress, flags and all ine reen— pride, progress, flags and all ine neei ei— pride, progress, flags and all the rest of it— pride, progress, flags and all the rest of it and— pride, progress, flags and all the rest of it and the branch. ani— the rest of it and the branch. ana ae— the rest of it and the branch. and as a— the rest of it and the branch. and as a result,— the rest of it and the branch. and as a result, the they eaneeiiei— and as a result, the they cancelled his— and as a result, the they cancelled his account and he was insi— cancelled his account and he was iaei inan— cancelled his account and he was iaei inai nae— cancelled his account and he was just that was the— cancelled his account and he was just that was the yorkshire is inan— just that was the yorkshire is inai ine— just that was the yorkshire is that the yorkshire building seeieiy. — that the yorkshire building seeieiy. vee— that the yorkshire building society. yes. yorkshire bank. ani— society. yes. yorkshire bank. and windermere society. yes. yorkshire bank. and -windermere i and he's from windermere where i neni—iegeni- went to school. total legend ieienani— went to school. total legend richard fothergill. is he is it went to school. total legend ricumbriathergill. is he is it went to school. total legend ricumbria yorkshire. he is it went to school. total legend ricumbria yorkshire clash it went to school. total legend ricumbria yorkshire clash ,t went to school. total legend ricumbria yorkshire clash , do a cumbria yorkshire clash, do you— a cumbria yorkshire clash, do you ininne— a cumbria yorkshire clash, do you ininne n— a cumbria yorkshire clash, do you think? is that watson? \ii:::i you think? is that watson? no, i insi— you think? is that watson? no, i iasi inni— you think? is that watson? no, i an inini pennie— you think? is that watson? no, i just think people from cumbria are inherently sound. and that's that's are inherently sound. and that's inai-e nnai. — are inherently sound. and that's that's what. sorry— are inherently sound. and that's that's what. sorry i— are inherently sound. and that's that's what. sorry i carry- mt; : and that's that's what. sorry i carry on nee.— that's what. sorry i carry on nee—nigger- here. there's also trigger oniiny— here. there's also trigger dmitry-issue- here. there's also trigger dmitry-issue with dmitry had an issue with with men— dmitry had an issue with with their accounts _ dmitry had an issue with with their accounts laurence fox of ine— their accounts laurence fox of course the free— their accounts laurence fox of course the free speech union ineie-e— course the free speech union ineie-e a— course the free speech union there's a -forget- course the free speech union there's a forget his name there's a chap i forget his name , nai— there's a chap i forget his name , iai nie— there's a chap i forget his name , iai nie biog— there's a chap i forget his name , but his blog is— there's a chap i forget his name , but his blog is called wings even— , but his blog is called wings over scotland— , but his blog is called wings over scotland ._ , but his blog is called wings over scotland . know over scotland. you know this ieiien— over scotland. you know this fellow scottish _ over scotland. you know this

fellow scottish political nieggei— fellow scottish political blogger-like - fellow scottish political blogger like very fellow scottish political- blogger-like very much, blogger who i like very much, evene-e-n nie- even though he's pro independence, even though he's pro- independence,-would independence, which would nainaiiy— independence, which would normally against independence, which would normally-against but normally strike against him, but geneiaiiy— normally strike against him, but generally-sound.- normally strike against him, but generally sound. stuart generally pretty sound. stuart cannneii— generally pretty sound. stuart campbell-adds- generally pretty sound. stuart campbell adds him and campbell and he adds him and nee— campbell and he adds him and ne-eae—- campbell and he adds him and neeae— neiil he's come under fire as well. ani— he's come under fire as well. anileaeneeie— he's come under fire as well. and-suspects he's- he's come under fire as well. and suspects he's hsbc, isn't and he suspects he's hsbc, isn't it? and he suspects he's hsbc, isn't iii-nee— and he suspects he's hsbc, isn't it?-he's actually— and he suspects he's hsbc, isn't it? he's actually identified it? and he's actually identified the individuals— it? and he's actually identified the individuals he thinks have ia— the individuals he thinks have come for him. _ the individuals he thinks have come for him. oh, really? yeah, inai-e— come for him. oh, really? yeah, inai-e ine— come for him. oh, really? yeah, that's the thing.— come for him. oh, really? yeah, that's the thing. if— come for him. oh, really? yeah, that's the thing. if you if you eieee— that's the thing. if you if you eiaee nann— that's the thing. if you if you close down, if— that's the thing. if you if you close down, if you've got eeneieiy— close down, if you've got somebody who - close down, if you've got somebody who runs an investigative- somebody who runs an investigative blog you somebody who runs an- investigative blog-you close investigative blog and you close down— investigative blog and you close dawn—iney-ne- down their account, they're going—why- down their account, they're going—any anal going to find out why and iney-ne— going to find out why and iney-ne-ie- going to find out why and they're-to nail- going to find out why and they're to nail you to the they're going to nail you to the naii. — they're going to nail you to the naii. iyean— they're going to nail you to the naiilyean ii-e— they're going to nail you to the wall.-yeah, it's a- wall. so, yeah, it's a ridiculous- wall. so, yeah, it's a ridiculous thing to do, but i nnai— ridiculous thing to do, but i mean, what it's— ridiculous thing to do, but i mean, what it's revealing is inan— mean, what it's revealing is inai—iike- mean, what it's revealing is that—like all- mean, what it's revealing is that—like all our| that our banks, like all our institutions,— institutions, all our corporations, been corporations, they've been ideal iaeeiegieaiiy— corporations, they've been ideal ideologically-by- ideologically captured by enemie— ideologically captured by extreme-. so- ideologically captured by extreme . so via, ideologically captured by- extreme-. so via, you extreme wokeist. so via, you knew,— extreme wokeist. so via, you knew, eaaaiiiy— extreme wokeist. so via, you knew, eaaaiiiy ,— extreme wokeist. so via, you know, equality , diversity and know, equality, diversity and ineiaeien— know, equality, diversity and inclusion and— know, equality, diversity and inclusion and esg programs and all inclusion and esg programs and aii ine— inclusion and esg programs and aii ine reen— inclusion and esg programs and all the rest of— inclusion and esg programs and all the rest of it,— inclusion and esg programs and all the rest of it, apparently nosi— all the rest of it, apparently neei nign— all the rest of it, apparently most high street banks are also signed— most high street banks are also signed an— most high street banks are also signed an ia— most high street banks are also signed up to the— most high street banks are also signed up to the stonewall niveniiy— signed up to the stonewall diversity scheme, which is like a eon— diversity scheme, which is like a son ei— diversity scheme, which is like a sort of mafia— diversity scheme, which is like a sort of mafia shakedown. this eaye— a sort of mafia shakedown. this says i— a sort of mafia shakedown. this eaye ii yea— a sort of mafia shakedown. this says if you don't— a sort of mafia shakedown. this says if you don't give us money, going— says if you don't give us money, geing ia— says if you don't give us money, we're going to tell— says if you don't give us money, we're going to tell everybody y-e— we're going to tell everybody ye nai— we're going to tell everybody you're not diverse then you're not diverse and then nenaiy-e— you're not diverse and then neieiy-e—yea. you're not diverse and then. neieiy-e—yea. so nobody's going to like you. so eaiiy— nobody's going to like you. so really, somebody— nobody's going to like you. so really, somebody needs to step in ani— really, somebody needs to step in and-something- really, somebody needs to step in and something about it. in and do something about it. vean— in and do something about it. vean wen,— in and do something about it. yeah well, luckily, jeremy hunt has yeah well, luckily, jeremy hunt nae-ani—

yeah well, luckily, jeremy hunt nae-ani-ne-e- yeah well, luckily, jeremy hunt has and he's deeply has now and said he's deeply concerned. so— has now and said he's deeply concerned. so it's— has now and said he's deeply concerned. so it's all solved. ani— concerned. so it's all solved. ana ine— concerned. so it's all solved. and the treasury— concerned. so it's all solved. and the treasury sources said banne— and the treasury sources said ianke ani— and the treasury sources said banks and payment providers may— banks and payment providers eeeany—niaeei banks and payment providers aeeany—niaee in| occupy a privileged place in eeeieiy— occupy a privileged place in society -would - occupy a privileged place in society would be a society and it would be a ii— society and it would be a concern if financial services being— concern if financial services were being denied those were being denied to those exercising— were being denied to those exercising-of- were being denied to those exercising of lawful exercising the right of lawful nee—ineyl free speech. it's not if they ani— free speech. it's not if they are, and problem is so. are, and the problem is so. inene-e— are, and the problem is so. there's currently- are, and the problem is so. there's currently a 60 day naiiee— there's currently a 60 day notice-you're- there's currently a 60 day notice you're supposed notice period. you're supposed to notice period. you're supposed nae-peeing— notice period. you're supposed to-peoplei ii— notice period. you're supposed to people, if you're going to give people, if you're going to give people, if you're going ie—ineii— to give people, if you're going to _their account,. to shut down their account, nnien— to shut down their account, nnienleiiii— to shut down their account, which-still not- to shut down their account, which still not because which is still not ideal because it's which is still not ideal because ire-nave— which is still not ideal because ii-e-nave eo- which is still not ideal because it's-have 60 days- which is still not ideal because it's have 60 days to it's like you have 60 days to flee— it's like you have 60 days to iiee-eeaniny. — it's like you have 60 days to flee-country. it's,- it's like you have 60 days to flee country. it's, you flee the country. it's, you knew,— flee the country. it's, you. flee the country. it's, you- know,_zero, but know, it's better than zero, but it's know, it's better than zero, but ire-gen.— know, it's better than zero, but ii-e-gieai. ani— know, it's better than zero, but it's great. and you're also it's not great. and you're also engaged— it's not great. and you're also eanneeealgive— it's not great. and you're also supposed . give - a - supposed to give them a reasonable— supposed to give them a reasonable explanation and none of reasonable explanation and none ei-nannening.- reasonable explanation and none ei-nannening. sa- of those are happening. so iney-ne— of those are happening. so iney-ie nei— of those are happening. so they're not enforcing the exieiing— existing rule. and what they need—ge- existing rule. and what they neei—ge naeni need to do also is go much iannei— need to do also is go much iannen ani— need to do also is go much further and have- need to do also is go much further and have a rule about pnieeiing— further and have a rule about protecting free— further and have a rule about protecting free expression. iney-ie— protecting free expression. iney-ie nei— protecting free expression. they're not enforcing they're not even enforcing nnai-e— they're not even enforcing| what's—about what's already there about the neiiee—ine notice, period. well, under the igaaiiiy— notice, period. well, under the igaaiiiy-naaii- notice, period. well, under the equality would be equality act, it would be iiiegai— equality act, it would be illegal withdraw somebody's illegal to withdraw somebody's nann— illegal to withdraw somebody's bank - because - illegal to withdraw somebody's. bank - because - gay bank account because they're gay or bank account because they're gay one. meaning— bank account because they're gay or or something like or lesbian or something like inan— or lesbian or something like nan—ne- or lesbian or something like inan—ne addl that. so why don't we add paiiiieai— that. so why don't we add political opinions to the niaieeiei— protected characteristics? and inen— protected characteristics? and. inen—ieeaaee then we can't have this because , then we can't have this because |nnean— then we can't have this because |nean nnai— then we can't have this because , mean, what happens, you , i mean, what happens, you knew,— , i mean, what happens, you knew, aeepie— , i mean, what happens, you know, people-be- , i mean, what happens, you know, people be sitting know, people will be sitting ineie— know, people will be sitting gag-wag,- know, people will be sitting there well, don't there saying, well, i don't agree— there saying, well, i don't agree-farage.- there saying, well, i don't agree farage. so i think agree with farage. so i think it's agree with farage. so i think ii-e-wnai— agree with farage. so i think it's-what-next. it's fine. what if the next neegie— it's fine. what if the next. neegie—ani it's fine. what if the next- neegie—ani in people who come along and in enaige— people who come along and in enange ei— people who come along and in enaige ei ine— people who come along and in charge of the banks or in charge

of charge of the banks or in charge ei eyenyining— charge of the banks or in charge of everything decide your of everything decide that your opinions— of everything decide that your opinions-wrong- of everything decide that your opinions wrong opinions? opinions are the wrong opinions? you opinions are the wrong opinions? van-a— opinions are the wrong opinions? you-a terrible- you know, it's a terrible pieeeaeni.— you know, it's a terrible precedent-it- you know, it's a terrible precedent-it�*ll you know, it's a terrible- precedent.-it.l mean, precedent. and it is. i mean, aivieaeiy— precedent. and it is. i mean, obviously,-seen- precedent. and it is. i mean, obviously, seen cases in obviously, we've seen cases in america— obviously, we've seen cases in. america, the famous ones we've naked—ee- america, the famous ones we've naked—ea en- america, the famous ones we've baked—so on that. baked the cake and so on that the baked the cake and so on that ine-eanee— baked the cake and so on that the-cakes and- baked the cake and so on that the cakes and other sort the wedding cakes and other sort of fairy— the wedding cakes and other sort of iainiy miner— the wedding cakes and other sort of fairly minor services. and ineee— of fairly minor services. and ineee-enaie— of fairly minor services. and these-spats, but- of fairly minor services. and these spats, but banking these are spats, but banking now is_more central- these are spats, but banking now is than more central these are spats, but banking now is than it more central these are spats, but banking now is than it wasiore central these are spats, but banking now is than it was ten central these are spats, but banking now is than it was ten yearsil these are spats, but banking now is than it was ten years ago. even than it was ten years ago. i even than it was ten years ago. i nean— even than it was ten years ago. i ii-e— even than it was ten years ago. i mean, it's virtually impossible- i mean, it's virtually impossible to survive now niinaai— impossible to survive now without-card. - impossible to survive now without card. yeah without a bank card. yeah the can— without a bank card. yeah the eaen—any- without a bank card. yeah the eaen—any kindl without a bank card. yeah thei cash—any kind of cash based society, any kind of aiiennaiive— cash based society, any kind of alternative-a— cash based society, any kind of alternative-a well- alternative to a well established- alternative to a well established banking established electronic banking service— established electronic banking service ie— established electronic banking service is simply— established electronic banking service is simply not the only way— service is simply not the only way ia— service is simply not the only way ie annive— service is simply not the only way to survive ito- service is simply not the only way to survive to stay way to survive is to stay nennaneniiy— way to survive is to stay permanently overdrawn. because inen— permanently overdrawn. because inen nan— permanently overdrawn. because inen new ae— permanently overdrawn. because then how are they— permanently overdrawn. because then how are they going to shut then how are they going to shut ine aeeeanie— then how are they going to shut the account?-they- then how are they going to shut the account? they did that then how are they going to shut thlme count? they did that then how are they going to shut thlme about they did that then how are they going to shut thlme about yearszy did that then how are they going to shut thlme about years ago.1 that then how are they going to shut thlme about years ago. that: to me about 30 years ago. that inane-— to me about 30 years ago. that waenae- nei— to me about 30 years ago. that was was not because of my was that was not because of my geiiiieaiiy— was that was not because of my politically incorrect opinions. they— politically incorrect opinions. iney — politically incorrect opinions. they were-tired- politically incorrect opinions. they were tired of me they were just tired of me ainaye— they were just tired of me. always-overdrawn. they were just tired of me- always-overdrawn. yeah always being £47 overdrawn. yeah naiiieei— always being £47 overdrawn. yeah naiiieei ieee. — always being £47 overdrawn. yeah natwest loss. anyway okay, next up is— natwest loss. anyway okay, next an is ine— natwest loss. anyway okay, next up is the express.— natwest loss. anyway okay, next up is the express. nick yeah, iney-ve— up is the express. nick yeah, iney-ye gei— up is the express. nick yeah, iney-ye gei ieny— up is the express. nick yeah, they've got tory split over new iaagn— they've got tory split over new iaagn iaiee— they've got tory split over new tough rules for— they've got tory split over new tough rules for migrants and ineee— tough rules for migrants and ineee ae— tough rules for migrants and ineee ai— tough rules for migrants and these are of course coming from sieiia— these are of course coming from suella braverman_ these are of course coming from suella braverman who is pretty nuan— suella braverman who is pretty naen ainaye— suella braverman who is pretty much always the— suella braverman who is pretty much always the person when it ia— much always the person when it ie ieagn— much always the person when it comes to tough rules. but it's nneinei— comes to tough rules. but it's whether-actually- comes to tough rules. but it's whether actually get whether she can actually get anyining— whether she can actually geti anything—question anything done is the question because— anything done is the question because _wetsl anything done is the question. because _wets on because you've got the wets on the because you've got the wets on ine—se — because you've got the wets on the _so braverman . the other side. so braverman wanin— the other side. so braverman wants workers— the other side. so braverman wants workers to _ the other side. so braverman wants workers to face £2,000

wants workers to face a £2,000 annai— wants workers to face a £2,000 annai iee — wants workers to face a £2,000 annual fee . using _ wants workers to face a £2,000 annual fee using the nhs, as annual fee for using the nhs, as neu— annual fee for using the nhs, as neii ae— annual fee for using the nhs, as neii as an— annual fee for using the nhs, as well as an increase— annual fee for using the nhs, as well as an increase in the anneani— well as an increase in the angina-ia- well as an increase in the amount-to earn| well as an increase in the. amount-to earn to amount you need to earn to gaaiiiy— amount you need to earn to gaaiiiy ia— amount you need to earn to gaaiiiy fan a— amount you need to earn to qualify for a visa. she she's qualify for a visa. so she she's eaggeeiing— qualify for a visa. so she she's eaggeeiing ani— qualify for a visa. so she she's suggesting and the new concern naiivee—gnan- suggesting and the new concern natives—group of. natives who are this group of inne— natives who are this group of nine i— natives who are this group of nine i inink— natives who are this group of mps i think came in from 2017 to zona— mps i think came in from 2017 to zeie. iney-ne— mps i think came in from 2017 to 2019. they're suggesting it be raised— 2019. they're suggesting it be raised ia— 2019. they're suggesting it be raised to 38,000 _ 2019. they're suggesting it be raised to 38,000 from the eaneni— raised to 38,000 from the current 26,200. - raised to 38,000 from the current 26,200. and they're also saying— current 26,200. and they're also eaying inie— current 26,200. and they're also saying this applicants, saying this visa applicants, iney-ne— saying this visa applicants, they're charged— saying this visa applicants, they're charged £624, but it eneaii— they're charged £624, but it eneaii ge— they're charged £624, but it eneaia go up— they're charged £624, but it should go up to— they're charged £624, but it should go up to 2000. it'd be mean— should go up to 2000. it'd be mean iaiien — should go up to 2000. it'd be much fairer. so— should go up to 2000. it'd be much fairer. so it's a classic eeneenaiivee— much fairer. so it's a classic conservatives versus wets. and ine— conservatives versus wets. and ine nen— conservatives versus wets. and ine neie — conservatives versus wets. and the wets are sort— conservatives versus wets. and the wets are sort of saying, you knew,— the wets are sort of saying, you knew, we— the wets are sort of saying, you knew, we need— the wets are sort of saying, you know, we need this— the wets are sort of saying, you know, we need this immigration . know, we need this immigration. but know, we need this immigration. nan-eage— know, we need this immigration. but-course, the— know, we need this immigration. but course, the actual but of course, the actual conservatives _ but of course, the actual conservatives are saying, well, no, you've become— conservatives are saying, well, no, you've become to no, you've become addicted to enean—ne- no, you've become addicted to enean—ne neei- no, you've become addicted to cheap—we need toi no, you've become addicted to. cheap—we need to cut cheap labour and we need to cut it cheap labour and we need to cut g_yygg,- cheap labour and we need to cut g_yygg, ii-el it down. yeah, yeah. well, it's a-ianiiiai— it down. yeah, yeah. well, it's a familiar background a fairly familiar background nannie— a fairly familiar background rumble, isn't— a fairly familiar background rumble, isn't it? it doesn't nanni— rumble, isn't it? it doesn't sound ia— rumble, isn't it? it doesn't sound to me— rumble, isn't it? it doesn't sound to me like anything very eigniiieani— sound to me like anything very significant is— sound to me like anything very significant is really put it enne— significant is really put it enie ine— significant is really put it onto the front— significant is really put it onto the front pages there, but it's onto the front pages there, but in aiviaaeiy— onto the front pages there, but it's obviously something that ween-new — it's obviously something that we're, know, we're going we're, you know, we're not going to we're, you know, we're not going ie-yea— we're, you know, we're not going ie-yea say,— we're, you know, we're not going to-you say, solving- to be, as you say, solving anyiine— to be, as you say, solving anytime soon.— to be, as you say, solving anytime soon. and it wouldn't i ineie-e— anytime soon. and it wouldn't i mean, there's £2,000 annual fee for mean, there's £2,000 annual fee ion-nna— mean, there's £2,000 annual fee ion-nna cane— mean, there's £2,000 annual fee for-who come-it. for workers who come across. it neaiin-i— for workers who come across. it wouldn't affect— for workers who come across. it wouldn't affect the _ wouldn't affect the cross—channel because wouldn't affect the crosscomeinel because wouldn't affect the crosscome here. because wouldn't affect the crosscome here. they because wouldn't affect the _ crosscome here. they say ecause wouldn't affect the _ crosscome here. they say i'mise they come here. they say i'm seeking— they come here. they say i'm seeking-ne- they come here. they say i'm seeking-it's so- they come here. they say i'm seeking it's so terrible seeking asylum. it's so terrible in iane— seeking asylum. it's so terrible in france. there's— seeking asylum. it's so terrible in france. there's all these none,— in france. there's all these riots, there's— in france. there's all these riots, there's they're saying,

you— riots, there's they're saying, you- i _ riots, there's they're saying, yea-i can-i- riots, there's they're saying, you-i can't-back. riots, there's they're saying, you i can't back to you know, i can't go back to nneie— you know, i can't go back to nneie-inn — you know, i can't go back to where from because now i'm where i'm from because now i'm cnneiian— where i'm from because now i'm cnneiian in— where i'm from because now i'm cnneiian, in gay.— where i'm from because now i'm christian, i'm gay. you know, ine— christian, i'm gay. you know, ine-ani— christian, i'm gay. you know, the-and these- christian, i'm gay. you know, the and these human rights the ngos and these human rights ianyeie—aii- the ngos and these human rights lawyers—all these. lawyers have told me all these nicke— lawyers have told me all these iiienelgane— lawyers have told me all these tricks-game your— lawyers have told me all these tricks game your asylum tricks to game your asylum eyeien —geii tricks to game your asylum eyeien —gei iei tricks to game your asylum- system _ get to stay system and so they get to stay ani— system and so they get to stay and iney-ii— system and so they get to stay and iney-ii gei— system and so they get to stay and they'll get the free treatment. _ and they'll get the free treatment. or- and they'll get the free treatment. or a 30 year old man saying,— treatment. or a 30 year old man saying, in— treatment. or a 30 year old man saying, in g— treatment. or a 30 year old man saying, i'm 13 years— treatment. or a 30 year old man saying, i'm 13 years old. that's aneinei— saying, i'm 13 years old. that's aneinei gagi— saying, i'm 13 years old. that's another good one,— saying, i'm 13 years old. that's another good one, isn't i another good one, isn't it? i ne— another good one, isn't it? i mean, be .tinder.- another good one, isn't it? i mean, be tinder. even the mean, be on tinder. even the see— mean, be on tinder. even the eieei-venien— mean, be on tinder. even the steel version immigration steel man version of immigration eeenneen— iningei seems mainly to focus on things ine— seems mainly to focus on things iike-eae— seems mainly to focus on things iine-eae ani— seems mainly to focus on things like-care and the- seems mainly to focus on things like care and the nhs at like social care and the nhs at the like social care and the nhs at ine nenenn— like social care and the nhs at the moment. fairly low skill job,— the moment. fairly low skill ion—nai- the moment. fairly low skill ion—nan ne- the moment. fairly low skill job,-but we are. job, you know, but we are snagging— job, you know, but we are enaggiing ia— job, you know, but we are struggling to find people to non— struggling to find people to iaen annea— struggling to find people to look after-old- struggling to find people to look after old people and so look after our old people and so on. look after our old people and so an—ieei— look after our old people and so on._food come- look after our old people and so on._food come over on. yes. and the food come over ani— on. yes. and the food come over and ne— on. yes. and the food come over and ie inan— on. yes. and the food come over and do that for— on. yes. and the food come over and do that for six— on. yes. and the food come over and do that for six months and men— and do that for six months and inen ani— and do that for six months and then and then— and do that for six months and then and then just sort of melt away— then and then just sort of melt away ani— then and then just sort of melt away and ii— then and then just sort of melt away and it doesn't really seem to away and it doesn't really seem ia-ie— away and it doesn't really seem ie-ie gaine— away and it doesn't really seem to - be quite _the - to me to be quite what the angeeiiien— to me to be quite what the proposition was— to me to be quite what the proposition was initially. the gainin— proposition was initially. the genie-symm- proposition was initially. the points system, you know, points based system, you know, the points based system, you know, ewe—ei— points based system, you know, ine—ei iean- points based system, you know, the—of lean muscle. the putting on of lean musclei mass,_and-idea the putting on of lean muscle. mass,_and-idea it mass, minimising and the idea it even-ine— mass, minimising and the idea it even-the economy.- even helps the economy. i think it's even helps the economy. i think ii-e-nneiiy— even helps the economy. i think it's pretty debunked it's been pretty well debunked by it's been pretty well debunked by_i“- it's been pretty well debunked iy—in ine- it's been pretty well debunked. by_in the strange by douglas murray in the strange ieain— by douglas murray in the strange ieainliwnne.— by douglas murray in the strange death . europe. so _ by douglas murray in the strange death europe. so i'm not even death of europe. so i'm not even ccnincei— death of europe. so i'm not even cnvincei ii— death of europe. so i'm not even convinced it does— death of europe. so i'm not even convinced it does anything. it ieeic—nwcn- convinced it does anything. it feels—much like. convinced it does anything. iti feels—much like at feels to me very much like at ine— feels to me very much like at inc-ween— feels to me very much like at the-best, all— feels to me very much like at the best, all you're doing the very best, all you're doing is inci— the very best, all you're doing is just endlessly— the very best, all you're doing is just endlessly more is just endlessly putting more iiniiing— is just endlessly putting more kindling-fire.- is just endlessly putting more kindling fire. instead of kindling on the fire. instead of geiiing— kindling on the fire. instead ofi geiiing—ccn getting some decent heavy sort of getting some decent heavy sort ci—cn— getting some decent heavy sort ci—cn ineie. - getting some decent heavy sort of_on there. but. of solid timber on there. but yean— of solid timber on there. but

yean-a— of solid timber on there. but yean-a ici- of solid timber on there. but. yeah,-a lot-migrants yeah, i think a lot of migrants do yeah, i think a lot of migrants we came— yeah, i think a lot of migrants ac ic— yeah, i think a lot of migrants do come to the— yeah, i think a lot of migrants do come to the uk and integrate anci— do come to the uk and integrate and you— do come to the uk and integrate and you knew,— do come to the uk and integrate and you know, contribute anazingiy. — and you know, contribute amazingly. then, you know, amazingly. but then, you know, y-ve— amazingly. but then, you know, yew-ve-iwncn— amazingly. but then, you know, you've bunch don't. you've got a bunch that don't. we-ve— you've got a bunch that don't. we-ve-iiie— you've got a bunch that don't. we've-like 40,000 - you've got a bunch that don't. we've like 40,000 people on, we've got like 40,000 people on, on we've got like 40,000 people on, can—icic— we've got like 40,000 people on, cn—iicic. we— we've got like 40,000 people on, on_lists. we needed. on m15 watch lists. we needed yew— on m15 watch lists. we needed yew niec— on m15 watch lists. we needed your first sentence just to have some here because we, we some balance here because we, we genuine— some balance here because we, we were genuine danger— some balance here because we, we were genuine danger there and some, i'm sure a very good to ine— some, i'm sure a very good to we i— some, i'm sure a very good to we i inini— some, i'm sure a very good to the i think now— some, i'm sure a very good to the i think now leo so 67% of ine— the i think now leo so 67% of we nwiiic— the i think now leo so 67% of the public want— the i think now leo so 67% of the public want a— the i think now leo so 67% of the public want a cap on supermarket— the public want a cap on supermarket prices to help the ceca— supermarket prices to help the ccci ci— supermarket prices to help the ccci ci iiving— supermarket prices to help the cost of living. so— supermarket prices to help the cost of living. so 67% of the panic— cost of living. so 67% of the cubic ion-i— cost of living. so 67% of the public don't understand that basic— public don't understand that basic market— public don't understand that basic market economics . what are basic market economics. what are we going— basic market economics. what are we going ic— basic market economics. what are we going ic ice— basic market economics. what are we going to do? we— basic market economics. what are we going to do? we tried this in venezweia.— we going to do? we tried this in venezuela. you— we going to do? we tried this in venezuela. you put— we going to do? we tried this in venezuela. you put a cap on the nice— venezuela. you put a cap on the nice ci— venezuela. you put a cap on the nice ci iningc— venezuela. you put a cap on the price of things, then the market icecn-i— price of things, then the market doesn't respond.— price of things, then the market doesn't respond. so things don't get doesn't respond. so things don't gei cneanei— doesn't respond. so things don't gei cneapei ai— doesn't respond. so things don't get cheaper at the— doesn't respond. so things don't get cheaper at the moment . if get cheaper at the moment. if cciiee— get cheaper at the moment. if coffee becomes— get cheaper at the moment. if coffee becomes more expensive, people— coffee becomes more expensive, people gnaw— coffee becomes more expensive, people gnaw ince— coffee becomes more expensive, people grow more coffee, they icing— people grow more coffee, they icing ince— people grow more coffee, they bring more coffee, people open. ancinei— bring more coffee, people open. another coffee _ bring more coffee, people open. another coffee shop or another capeinaiiei— another coffee shop or another supermarket that _ another coffee shop or another supermarket that sells it cneanei— supermarket that sells it cheaper price— supermarket that sells it cheaper price because they can make— cheaper price because they can make disaster.— cheaper price because they can make disaster. so— cheaper price because they can make disaster. so price controls aiwayc— make disaster. so price controls aiwayc, aiwayc— make disaster. so price controls aiwayc, aiwayc ,— make disaster. so price controls always, always , always fail. always, always, always fail. iney-ne— always, always, always fail. they're always— always, always, always fail. they're always counterproductive . nai— they're always counterproductive . nwi ini— they're always counterproductive . nwi iwi yean— they're always counterproductive . nwi iwi yean i— they're always counterproductive . but but yeah, i mean, when's inac— . but but yeah, i mean, when's inai eve— . but but yeah, i mean, when's inai cica— . but but yeah, i mean, when's that ever stop the— . but but yeah, i mean, when's that ever stop the government icing— that ever stop the government doing something? don't

doing something? well, i don't know.— doing something? well, i don't know. - hopefully - doing something? well, i don't know. hopefully the know. i mean, hopefully the gcveinneni— know. i mean, hopefully the government resistant to government will be resistant to inic. — government will be resistant to iiic-cwnncce— government will be resistant to iiic-cwnncce-i- government will be resistant to this. suppose i have this. and i suppose the i have inci— this. and i suppose the i have wen-ii— this. and i suppose the i have wen-ii cn— this. and i suppose the i have just-it on there- this. and i suppose the i have just-it on there as- this. and i suppose the i have just it on there as a sort just put it on there as a sort of vinwe— just put it on there as a sort of virtue signalling hear of virtue signalling or we hear you— of virtue signalling or we hear yew-ci— of virtue signalling or we hear you-or whatever,- of virtue signalling or we hear you or whatever, that it you folks or whatever, that it is you folks or whatever, that it ic—gwiie- you folks or whatever, that it is_quite weird- you folks or whatever, that it. is_quite weird that's is something quite weird that's going— is something quite weird that's going-ine— is something quite weird that's going the moment, though. going on at the moment, though. the going on at the moment, though. inc-iiving— going on at the moment, though. the-living crisis- going on at the moment, though. the living crisis has the cost of living crisis has been— the cost of living crisis has been a— the cost of living crisis has been a very— the cost of living crisis has been a very genuine thing. it's been— been a very genuine thing. it's been extraordinarily been an extraordinarily highly viciiie— visible demonstration of economics, which sometimes is iaigeiy—ycw- economics, which sometimes is iaigeiy—ycw ic- economics, which sometimes is| iaigeiy—ycw we we largely a thing that you do just read— largely a thing that you do just read-anci— largely a thing that you do just read-anai ine— largely a thing that you do just read-and the and- largely a thing that you do just read and the and the read about and the and the acne— read about and the and the ieiiei nac— read about and the and the belief has to _ read about and the and the belief has to be— read about and the and the belief has to be that the reason we-iniiaiicn— belief has to be that the reason we-inflationlthat- belief has to be that the reason we inflation that people belief has to be that the reason we moreflation that people belief has to be that the reason we more money that people belief has to be that the reason we more money thant people belief has to be that the reason we more money than theyiple belief has to be that the reason we more money than they than have more money than they than iney— have more money than they than iney inan— have more money than they than they than there _ have more money than they than they than there are— have more money than they than they than there are goods to any.— they than there are goods to way. were— they than there are goods to buy ineie ic— they than there are goods to buy. there is that imbalance and yet buy. there is that imbalance and yei nciciy— buy. there is that imbalance and yet nobody seems— buy. there is that imbalance and yet nobody seems to feel they nave— yet nobody seems to feel they nave inac— yet nobody seems to feel they have that more— yet nobody seems to feel they have that more money, do they. vean. — have that more money, do they. vean. -inai-c— have that more money, do they. yeah. -that's the- have that more money, do they. yeah. that's the weird yeah. yeah that's the weird wing,— yeah. yeah that's the weird gang, icn-i— yeah. yeah that's the weird thing, isn't-you- yeah. yeah that's the weird thing, isn't you know thing, isn't it? do you know wnai— thing, isn't it? do you know wnailneane— thing, isn't it? do you know what mean? there should be. i what i mean? there should be. i neanlieaci— what i mean? there should be. i mean,.least prior— what i mean? there should be. i mean,.least prior to- what i mean? there should be. i mean, least prior to the wage mean, at least prior to the wage ceiiieneni.— mean, at least prior to the wage settlement—point. settlement. yes. at some point you— settlement. yes. at some point you cncwii— settlement. yes. at some point you cncwii-ai— settlement. yes. at some point you should at least briefly you should have at least briefly felt you should have at least briefly ieii inac— you should have at least briefly en in you— you should have at least briefly felt that you had— you should have at least briefly felt that you had some money in iiciei— felt that you had some money in kicked-should- felt that you had some money in kicked-should have- kicked in. there should have been— kicked in. there should have been a— kicked in. there should have been a cany— kicked in. there should have been a party. gone been a party. we've gone ciaigni— been a party. we've gone. straight-hangover been a party. we've gone- straight-hangover to straight from one hangover to the straight from one hangover to inc—wean- straight from one hangover toi the _yeah with straight from one hangover to- the _yeah with so the next. hangover? yeah with so many— the next. hangover? yeah with so many-cancelin- many things at once, isn't it? nai— many things at once, isn't it? nan-iiea— many things at once, isn't it? but-idea that- many things at once, isn't it? but-idea that it- many things at once, isn't it? but idea that it was but yeah, the idea that it was wet— but yeah, the idea that it was iaci een— but yeah, the idea that it was iaci in— but yeah, the idea that it was last seen in the— but yeah, the idea that it was last seen in the 1970s, that's aieaiy— last seen in the 1970s, that's aieaiy a— last seen in the 1970s, that's already a clue— last seen in the 1970s, that's already a clue that it's bad. wean— already a clue that it's bad. wean i— already a clue that it's bad. yeah, i think— already a clue that it's bad. yeah, i think you're right. i'm ncinaiiy— yeah, i think you're right. i'm normallylkind_ yeah, i think you're right. i'm normallylkind of- yeah, i think you're right. i'm normally kind of populi. normally a kind of vox populi. vea— normally a kind of vox populi. vcv iei — normally a kind of vox populi. vcv iei nint—

normally a kind of vox populi. vox dei -but when - normally a kind of vox populi. vox dei but when it comes vox dei guy, but when it comes to vox dei guy, but when it comes tc-iini— vox dei guy, but when it comes tanking-wing,- vox dei guy, but when it comes to kind thing, they to this kind of thing, they giciaiiy— to this kind of thing, they probably really know. and probably don't really know. and the probably don't really know. and tie-neve— probably don't really know. and the more government is the idea of more government is new— the idea of more government is iaieiy—inel rarely the answer unless the question— rarely the answer unless the gweciicn-ic- rarely the answer unless the question is something question is what is something gagg— question is what is something iaielycw— question is what is something bad?.you know,— question is what is something bad? you know, how we kill bad? so you know, how do we kill the bad? so you know, how do we kill tie-necniee— bad? so you know, how do we kill the-people? yeah.- bad? so you know, how do we kill the people? yeah. well, as the most people? yeah. well, as you— the most people? yeah. well, as you cay— the most people? yeah. well, as you caylnean— the most people? yeah. well, as you say, mean, opening up you say, i mean, opening up supply— you say, i mean, opening up simply-and- you say, i mean, opening up supply and allowing more supply routes and allowing more coffee— supply routes and allowing more cciiee—neinainl coffee to come in and perhaps not— coffee to come in and perhaps not demanding— coffee to come in and perhaps not demanding-it- coffee to come in and perhaps not demanding it all be not demanding that it all be nai— not demanding that it all be fain-anci— not demanding that it all be fair-and organic- fair trade and organic or ccnetning— fair trade and organic ori something-that fair trade and organic or- something-that might something like that, that might be something like that, that might ie a— something like that, that might be a-nw— something like that, that might ie a-nw i— something like that, that might be a-but i don't- something like that, that might be a but i don't know. be a start. but i don't know. i mean, hopefully— be a start. but i don't know. i mean, hopefully it will level cw— mean, hopefully it will level cat-gaini- mean, hopefully it will level cat-ncinn-i- out at some point, but it accent— out at some point, but it doesn't seem— out at some point, but it doesn't seem to be responding panicwiawy— doesn't seem to be responding panicwiaiiy te— doesn't seem to be responding particularly to interest rate neee— particularly to interest rate rises-moment,- particularly to interest rate rises moment, doesn't it? rises at the moment, doesn't it? i rises at the moment, doesn't it? i-tnini— rises at the moment, doesn't it? i-ihinkliot_ rises at the moment, doesn't it? i-thinklioi ci— rises at the moment, doesn't it? i think lot of people i don't think a lot of people aei-n— i don't think a lot of people are-in front- i don't think a lot of people are-in front of- i don't think a lot of people are in front of the, i don't think a lot of people. are-in front of the, you are pausing in front of the, you knew,— are pausing in front of the, you knew-ini— are pausing in front of the, you know, _fruit racks - are pausing in front of the, you know, fruit racks at know, the fresh fruit racks at ieece-e— know, the fresh fruit racks at tesco's-thinking, - know, the fresh fruit racks at tesco's thinking, the tesco's and thinking, well, the ncngage—iy- mortgage has gone up by a gwanei— mortgage has gone up by a gwaneilaic— mortgage has gone up by a quarter.a% so- mortgage has gone up by a quarter.a% so a- mortgage has gone up by a quarter a% so a lot of people quarter of a% so a lot of people nave— quarter of a% so a lot of people nave nai— quarter of a% so a lot of people nave naa nay— quarter of a% so a lot of people have had pay rises— quarter of a% so a lot of people have had pay rises and a lot of pectic— have had pay rises and a lot of acetic ae— have had pay rises and a lot of people are still— have had pay rises and a lot of people are still sitting on the eavinge— people are still sitting on the eavinge iney— people are still sitting on the savings they made during covid. so savings they made during covid. scec—e— savings they made during covid. so some some people do so you know, some some people do ieei— so you know, some some people do ieei iicnen — so you know, some some people do feel richer. but— so you know, some some people do feel richer. but i— so you know, some some people do feel richer. but i mean, i just feel richer. but i mean, ijust twini— feel richer. but i mean, ijust tnini ite— feel richer. but i mean, ijust think it'simean,_ feel richer. but i mean, ijust think it's mean, the think it's i mean, in the supermarket,- think it's i mean, in the supermarket, see think it's i mean, in the- supermarket,-see tomato supermarket, i did see tomato ietcnwn— supermarket, i did see tomato ietcnwn-ecne— supermarket, i did see tomato ketchup some like £6. it was ketchup was some like £6. it was ecneining— ketchup was some like £6. it was ecneining-ici- ketchup was some like £6. it was something _for like - something ridiculous for like egwienei— squished up tomatoes and vinegar.— squished up tomatoes and vinegar.-there's. squished up tomatoes and vinegar. there's no vinegar. it's like there's no way—inail vinegar. it's like there's no. way _that would way it's worth that that would be—n-s— way it's worth that that would be—n-s not- way it's worth that that would be_it's not just. be organic. but it's not just company— be organic. but it's not just company greed— be organic. but it's not just company greed because companies are company greed because companies always— company greed because companies aways greedy.— company greed because companies are always greedy. so it's are always greedy. yes. so it's not—just-

are always greedy. yes. so it'si not—just discovered not like they've just discovered g...d,_ not like they've just discovered greed-know,— not like they've just discovered greed,-know, in— not like they've just discovered greed, know, in last greed, you know, in this last yea.— greed, you know, in this last yea-ahea— greed, you know, in this last year. then they're greed, you know, in this last year.-then they're to year. and then they're going to forget—gal forget greed when things get cheap— forget greed when things get cheap absolutely. greed cheap again. absolutely. greed is cheap again. absolutely. greed as good.— cheap again. absolutely. greed is good. undermined everything. and is good. undermined everything. ana—eval and the wall street acas ever sad. — and the wall street acas ever said. _finished- and the wall street acas ever said. finished this said. so we finished this section— said. so we finished this section with— said. so we finished this section with the daily star, nick— section with the daily star, nick-rea- section with the daily star,- nick-real-yeah, nick and some real news. yeah, honey,— nick and some real news. yeah, honey, ave-ve— nick and some real news. yeah, honey, we've-the- nick and some real news. yeah, honey, we've the brains honey, we've shrunk the brains is_m— honey, we've shrunk the brains as-aa that— honey, we've shrunk the brainsi is-to that-film is alluding to that famous film about—ars- is alluding to that famous film about—it's abouti about the kids, and it's about diet— about the kids, and it's about diet-aar— about the kids, and it's about diet-our brains- about the kids, and it's about diet our brains and diet shrinking our brains and towering— diet shrinking our brains and lowering—it's. lowering our iqs. and it's happened— lowering our iqs. and it's happened since 1970. iqs lowering our iqs. and it's happened since 1970. 10s have happened since 1970. iqs have gone— happened since 1970. 10s have gone down— happened since 1970. 10s have gone dawn and— happened since 1970. 10s have gone down and they're positing a sat— gone down and they're positing a sort-idiocracv_ gone down and they're positing a sort-idiocracylthe - gone down and they're positing a sort idiocracy the future sort of idiocracy in the future where— sort of idiocracy in the future where - actually, - sort of idiocracy in the future where - actually, if - sort of idiocracy in the future where actually, if you where we'll actually, if you read— where we'll actually, if you read-article, - where we'll actually, if you read article, we'll read the full article, we'll aaaaauy— read the full article, we'lli actually—claim actually die out as a claim because— actually die out as a claim because we'll— actually die out as a claim because we'll-so- actually die out as a claim because we'll so stupid. i'm because we'll be so stupid. i'm nee— because we'll be so stupid. i'm nee-that— because we'll be so stupid. i'm not-that will— because we'll be so stupid. i'm not that will actually not sure that will actually happen— happen because i'm suspicious new—people.- happen because i'm suspicious new—people. se- happen because i'm suspicious now-people. so if. happen because i'm suspicious now people. so if you now of high iq people. so if you leek— now of high iq people. so if you leak at— now of high iq people. so if you leak at the— now of high iq people. so if you look at the so—called pandemic, i look at the so—called pandemic, u—paaaemael look at the so—called pandemic, a—paaaemae, af| i shouldn't say the pandemic, if you— i shouldn't say the pandemic, if yea-ae— i shouldn't say the pandemic, if yea-at ahe— i shouldn't say the pandemic, if you at the pandemic, we you look at the pandemic, we were listening— you look at the pandemic, we were listening to— you look at the pandemic, we were listening to experts, are they—eave- were listening to experts, are they—save use they really going to save us.7 i thank— they really going to save us.7 i think maybe— they really going to save us.7 i think maybe as— they really going to save us.7 i think maybe as long as people have— think maybe as long as people have geod— think maybe as long as people have good hearts,— think maybe as long as people have good hearts, if they're a bit have good hearts, if they're a be meek,— have good hearts, if they're a be meek, n— have good hearts, if they're a bit thick, it might be okay. neat-e— bit thick, it might be okay. that's-claim. - bit thick, it might be okay. i that's-claim. _think that's my claim. i don't think they-ve— that's my claim. i don't think leave-geod— that's my claim. i don't think they've good hearts, though, they've got good hearts, though, agate—prehea- they've got good hearts, though, right.7 problem. yeah. right.7 that's the problem. yeah. they-ae— right.7 that's the problem. yeah. they're mean— right.7 that's the problem. yeah. they're mean and— right.7 that's the problem. yeah. they're mean and thick. what mne— they're mean and thick. what nna-causing- they're mean and thick. what kind-causing us- they're mean and thick. what kind causing us to kind of food is causing us to ennnn—a shrink our brains? is there a particular— shrink our brains? is there a nanaemanln— shrink our brains? is there a particular it food? i don't particular is it food? i don't knew.— particular is it food? i don't knew. vean— particular is it food? i don't know. yeah, processed food, naeaeauy. — know. yeah, processed food, basically. i basically. yeah. yeah. there. i mean-ene— basically. yeah. yeah. there. i mean,-the main- basically. yeah. yeah. there. i mean, the main sort of mean, i think the main sort of environmental— mean, i think the main sort of environmental-on- mean, i think the main sort of- environmental-on.food environmental impacts on on food nave—ee—

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show. and welcome back to headlines— show. and welcome back to headliners. _ show. and welcome back to headliners. i'm- show. and welcome back to headliners . headliners. i'm simon evans. joining me tonight. we have leo grooming gangs curse and nick top g. dixon the g. can i have a different nickname than grooming gangs? well, the g stands for gay apparently so. i don't know you think you're still top. you to think you're still top. i know who wrote that one. i can just tell. no, it's like they're trying you isn't trying to squeeze you out, isn't it? disgraceful. you're it? it's disgraceful. you're kogan that. well, there will be a i'm sure. let's get a reckoning, i'm sure. let's get back to the stories. meanwhile, leo, the telegraph leo, day 47 and the telegraph are noticed that france are finally noticed that france is it's

is on fire or rather, it's go—fund—me so collection go—fund—me is so a collection for the french policeman who provoked nationwide riots by shooting provoked nationwide riots by sitraffici provoked nationwide riots by sitraffic stop is topped ,1 a traffic stop is topped ,1 million on monday, so it's dwarfing donation fees to the victims . to the victims go fund victims. to the victims go fund me and 5 to 1 i think. yeah 5 to 1. and some people will say, you know, this is this is terrible. people are rewarding this man. and you know, why aren't people giving money to this? this this and you know, why aren't people giiyearmoney to this? this this and you know, why aren't people giiyear old ey to this? this this and you know, why aren't people giiyear old who» this? this this and you know, why aren't people giiyear old who was;? this this and you know, why aren't people giiyear old who was whois this and you know, why aren't people giiyear old who was who wasis 17 year old who was who was shot? but, i mean, the 17 year old's dead, so he can't spend shot? but, i mean, the 17 year old'money. so he can't spend shot? but, i mean, the 17 year old'money. so he can't spend shot? but, i mean, the 17 year old'money. so it can't spend shot? but, i mean, the 17 year old'money. so it would spend shot? but, i mean, the 17 year old'money. so it would just d shot? but, i mean, the 17 year old'money. so it would just be the money. so it would just be going his mother or whoever going to his mother or whoever else . some people have else. some people have criticised the mother by the way, because she was seen twerking. she was, you know, dancing the back of a motorbike . yeah, there's video footage of her, but everybody grieves in a different way. and she know this was prior to it. surely this was all. no, no this was this was seriously. yeah i mean, it's quite interesting because it's zemmour, isn't it? who has set up this go fund me. who was, of course the hard right. and i know phrase is thrown

know that phrase is thrown around, really is around, but this chap really is pretty right? candid mate pretty hard, right? candid mate in presidential election, he in the presidential election, he was sort of fairly was the one who sort of fairly well to the right of the front national , the marine le pen's national, the marine le pen's party. he's created this go fund me for the police officer. and the fact the fact that he's created it and it's drawn this huge support is in itself quite a politically inflammatory sort of symptom of a fact that france is really, you know , a sort of is really, you know, a sort of civil war level of divide here. what's also inflammatory is that the left wing in france, mlenchon, has been praising the rioters. really? yeah yeah. i mean, well, i didn't know it was more i mean, it just said far right. media commentator and as you say, stick around to find that can mean anything now. yeah it mean you believe women it can mean you believe women exist. reminded me exist. so this reminded me a little bit of not exactly the same, you know, the daniel pennie he clearly is pennie case now, he clearly is the received loads the hero and has received loads of the jordan lilley of money in the jordan lilley case. here it's less clear the cop is a hero. he may not. it's pretty obvious that, you know,

from video footage, it's from the video footage, it's kind obvious he's not from the video footage, it's kinc know, vious he's not from the video footage, it's kincknow,viousnot he's not from the video footage, it's kinc know, vious not he's s not from the video footage, it's kinc know, vious not he's not t from the video footage, it's kincknow,viousnot he's not a you know, he's not he's not a hero. it's not quite as it's not he's he's not quite as clear cut as might first think because as you might first think because the registered the car was registered illegally. carries on illegally. the guy carries on driving. obviously, the car driving. so obviously, the car was in poland, was registered in poland, i believe. it's not easy believe. so it's not an easy moment for the police officer. obviously, you can't kill the suv- obviously, you can't kill the guy. probably is guy. but yeah, it probably is provocative. i suppose provocative. i mean, i suppose the of the fund me to the intention of the fund me to give the best possible give it the best possible reading that he reading is that he is confronting will be an confronting what will be an expensive so he expensive legal case. and so he is supported in that. is being supported in that. whereas say the, the whereas you say the, the gofundme for the family is purely like, it's been purely like, oh, it's been rough, have money rough, you have some money and is life destroyed? so is it his life destroyed? so even president came out and even the president came out and immediately before immediately condemned him before there's investigation. there's been any investigation. an i mean, an and you know, i mean, obviously in the moment on the video he was wrong. but video what he did was wrong. but i give police i mean, if you give police weapons police have to weapons and if police have to have weapons to deal with what they're france, they're dealing with in france, then mistakes are going to be made. a mistake at made. if i make a mistake at work, you know, i swear or something, it's know, nobody something, it's you know, nobody dies. the police make dies. but when the police make mistakes, you mistakes, somebody dies and, you know, we can't destroy

mistakes, somebody dies and, you know,for we can't destroy mistakes, somebody dies and, you know,for that. we can't destroy mistakes, somebody dies and, you know,for that. no can't destroy mistakes, somebody dies and, you know,for that. no i:an't destroy mistakes, somebody dies and, you know,for that. no i acceptestroy mistakes, somebody dies and, you know,for that. no i accept that. them for that. no i accept that. leo independent now, a nice leo the independent now, a nice little extortion that little extortion racket that tony soprano would been tony soprano would have been proud government proud of with the government loans thousands businesses loans so thousands of businesses can't afford the crippling rates on taxpayer backed covid loans . on taxpayer backed covid loans. i can't believe that some covid loans were actually given out legitimately to real businesses. i thought they were all given out to gangsters. but yeah, apparently hospitality businesses, including pubs and restaurants , are still reeling restaurants, are still reeling from the aftermath and they can't pay off these loans because interest rates have spiked in total , £26 billion was spiked in total, £26 billion was loaned out to 100,000 firms. so i mean , they should hopefully do i mean, they should hopefully do something like the mortgage relief where they just pay off the interest. i would have the interest. yeah, i would have thought cut and thought it would be a cut and dned thought it would be a cut and dried for them having dried case for them having a look at that and if anything actually like bringing the interest down to what it was when they took them out, i would have thought that be have thought that would be reasonable. yeah only 1 in 4 have back. i mean and have paid them back. i mean and they so terribly. they were treated so terribly. hospitality especially was treated this treated terribly. i mean, this is you start doing

is the problem. you start doing lockdowns furlough. it never lockdowns and furlough. it never ends, because you've lockdowns and furlough. it never endthat because you've lockdowns and furlough. it never endthat precedent. use you've lockdowns and furlough. it never endthat precedent. use youfeel set that precedent. it does feel like know you say like i mean, i know you say pandemic sort of jokingly, but it does feel like that was a double whammy for that industry. like oh, don't like they were lured, oh, don't worry, lend you money worry, we'll lend you some money to over. oh no. it to tide you over. oh no. it looks like you can't pay your money mean, it's money back. i mean, it's absolutely protection absolutely classic protection racket, isn't it? yeah. and i knew, obviously in knew, obviously living in brighton, few. brighton, we knew quite a few. hospitality is very big down there. i knew a lot of people who were running restaurants and bars really bars and cafes who tried really hard thing ticking hard to keep the thing ticking oven hard to keep the thing ticking over. would they would over. they would they would like try create delivery try and create a delivery service. some of them created these for food service. some of them created thes drink for food service. some of them created thesdrink bubbles for food service. some of them created thes drink bubbles onnr food service. some of them created thesdrink bubbles on the )d service. some of them created thesdrink bubbles on the beach and drink bubbles on the beach and drink bubbles on the beach and council made it and stuff. the council made it so hard for them to survive. would find all kinds of reasons to them down. know, to close them down. you know, it's was saying, it's like nick was saying, i mean, there's no situation that can't made by the can't be made worse by the government. correct. government. absolutely correct. over now, nick, which over to the sun now, nick, which should by now. should be over australia by now. but it sounds like we but anyway, it sounds like we need the need an inquiry into the inquiry. yes, this is no grey area inquiry into sue area partygate inquiry into sue gray civil service gray did break civil service rules secret talks rules by holding secret talks with government probe with starmer government probe

fines. and it's come really from jeremy quin who's a jeremy quin this, who's a cabinet office minister. he is a tory, so we should say that. but he's the process has tory, so we should say that. but he's that the process has tory, so we should say that. but he's that the the process has tory, so we should say that. but he's that the civil process has tory, so we should say that. but he's that the civil service. has found that the civil service code was prima facie broken as a result of the undeclared contact between ms grey and starmer. and she contacted him four months before from her before she resigned from her whitehall role. so it is a bit ridiculous. you've got the boris witch all this is witch hunt while all this is going is pretty absurd to going on. it is pretty absurd to me. think the last time you me. i think the last time you were generous this were quite generous about this sue but the sue gray thing, but i was the only thing i would say about sue gray is her report didn't really land killer blow on nearly land a killer blow on nearly caught johnson. if caught him. trump on johnson. if it finished johnson off, i it had finished johnson off, i would say it would have been very optics at very very bad. optics at the very least. reality is it was least. but the reality is it was probably slightly more ambivalent. know, almost ambivalent. you know, and almost disappointingly . it disappointingly not decisive. it took to finish him took pincher to finish him off, didn't end? and didn't it? in the end? and should be running the should she be running the investigation? well, it does. i mean, i'm surprised there isn't someone have picked someone they could have picked that better that would have had better optics. don't optics. you know, and i don't always like term optics, always like that term optics, because it means, because sometimes it means, i don't know, something just doesn't feel right to well,

doesn't feel right to me. well, is it optics or the reality? is it the optics or the reality? i mean, it's the optics. i mean, i think it's the optics. i mean, i think it's the optics. i think she probably fine. i think she probably is fine. and i mean, what he's and i think i mean, what he's saying, she looks like she played the part. i mean, she genuinely she genuinely genuinely did. no, she genuinely did. did. i don't think genuinely did. no, she genuinely diisuch did. i don't think genuinely did. no, she genuinely diisuch a did. i don't think genuinely did. no, she genuinely diisuch a wayid. i don't think genuinely did. no, she genuinely diisuch a way that don't think genuinely did. no, she genuinely diisuch a way that itin't think genuinely did. no, she genuinely diisuch a way that it really nk in such a way that it really compromise uses her position or her her capacity to deliver a fair verdict. jeremy quin seems to disagree, but i mean , it's to disagree, but i mean, it's now made it it's created an opportunity for people to question that, certainly. yeah. and you would have thought there was who could have was somebody else who could have picked. not it's not like picked. it's not it's not like it's an extraordinarily delicate and this it. and skilful job. this is it. we're well. it we're looking at really well. it also into the also it plays into the narrative. and when i say narrative, really it's just a reality that people are noticing of sort of woke that of this sort of woke blob that controls is controls everything and is inescapable. well mean, inescapable. well i mean, i certainly do believe in the blob. i also believe that blob. and i also do believe that i civil service does i mean, the civil service does seem it isn't seem to be even if it isn't entirely the blob, it seems to be a divided party. there's very few people who believe it's capable completely. when capable of completely. and when you it, you mean you say believe in it, you mean even it exists. not that even believe it exists. not that you no. yeah,

you back it. no. yeah, absolutely. i believe when i fear did tell you about fear it. did i tell you about the time we went see the four the time we went to see the four seasons music hall? it's on. on whitehall. the whitehall theatre seasons music hall? it's on. on whiteone. the whitehall theatre seasons music hall? it's on. on whiteone aboutllhitehall theatre seasons music hall? it's on. on whiteone about the ehall theatre seasons music hall? it's on. on whiteone about the pizza theatre seasons music hall? it's on. on whiteone about the pizza ?|eatre seasons music hall? it's on. on whiteone about the pizza ? yeah. . the one about the pizza? yeah. no, about the, you know , the. no, about the, you know, the. what they called . the, the what were they called. the, the jersey boys. jersey boys. this is about the sort of 60s singing group. you know, i'm trying to remember his name with the falsetto voice. anyway, it's set in the 60s. billy joel . it's not in the 60s. billy joel. it's not billy joel. frankie valli , billy joel. frankie valli, frankie valli and the four seasons. right. so seasons. that's right. yeah so it's the 60s, and there's it's set in the 60s, and there's a girlfriend of she goes, i want to the blob because that's to see the blob because that's a famous horror movie which is out at i'm thinking, at that time. and i'm thinking, well, in whitehall well, you're in whitehall place. nobody in the theatre nobody else in the theatre thought that was funny . onto the thought that was funny. onto the independent now and a story i'm sure leo will have 1 or 2 thoughts on. what's the scoop here? curse. so great news. we've reached a new record in britain. it's a new june record for migrant channel crossings. amazing where he diversity of strengths. so we're going to get a whole lot stronger provisional government figures that's the

government figures that's the government figures. we don't have a provisional government like the provisional ira, unfortunately. but they show that 3824 people made the journey across the channel in june. and this is right after rishi came out and said , oh, the rishi came out and said, oh, the measures i've put in a really working we've basically, you know, stopped at cross—channel migrants. no , we just migrants. it's like, no, we just had bad weather in may. now had some bad weather in may. now we've got good weather , so loads had some bad weather in may. now we' comingiood weather , so loads had some bad weather in may. now we' coming across. ather , so loads had some bad weather in may. now we' coming across. ther , so loads had some bad weather in may. now we' coming across. the total loads had some bad weather in may. now we' coming across. the total for ds are coming across. the total for the year so far is more than 11,000. and yeah, i mean like people say, they're fleeing war and all that sort of stuff, man. if you look at them, they're mostly the majority of them are fighting age men. they're not all from from war torn all coming from from war torn places. no there are very few, very mothers. few very few mothers. very few children there. does seem children are there. it does seem to you know, i'm sure to be. and, you know, i'm sure their circumstances been their circumstances have been distressing to say the least . distressing to say the least. and they've they've got up with a lot. and they found themselves in is no fun for in france, which is no fun for anyone. still, do have a anyone. but still, we do have a specific situation here. what's amazing back to amazing is if you go back to 2018, was just four people, 2018, it was just four people, all came did you say

all who came in. did you say that? four people. in that? four people. and then in 2019 it was 163. then it goes up to 787, and after that it just goes crazy from the goes crazy from 2021. the difference is unbelievable. and sunak stop the sunak obviously made stop the boats, five pledges. boats, one of his five pledges. so i read a story so i even heard i read a story today. people will they today. people saying will they even of sunak before the even get rid of sunak before the next election? i mean, they could this even worse, could if this gets even worse, right? i mean, this is right? yeah. i mean, this is such an abject failure for his policy. of hamstrung policy. he's sort of hamstrung by blob that runs policy. he's sort of hamstrung by home blob that runs policy. he's sort of hamstrung by home office blob that runs policy. he's sort of hamstrung by home office and that runs policy. he's sort of hamstrung by home office and runs runs the home office and runs everything. they've stymied everything. so they've stymied his they've stymied his rwanda plan. they've stymied any effort, any sensible effort that would stop crossings. that would stop these crossings. it plan. it was an extraordinary plan. the one, i felt it was the rwanda one, i felt it was pretty ugly, but i don't like the idea that it was stymied by the idea that it was stymied by the civil service, but it did almost provocatively. the civil service, but it did a mean, provocatively. the civil service, but it did amean, could provocatively. the civil service, but it did amean, could hardly locatively. the civil service, but it did amean, could hardly havevely. i mean, it could hardly have been more super villainous to be fair. simon you do live in brighton and you have very, brighton and you have got very, very liberal days. i know very liberal these days. i know i'm dragged left i'm being dragged left with endlessly. is endlessly. the rip tide is getting me, and it's actually a humanitarian thing to instead humanitarian thing to do instead of dangling saying of dangling the carrot saying like, get across the like, oh, if you get across the channel like, oh, if you get across the channel, across the channel, if you get across the mediterranean, know, can mediterranean, you know, we can give nice here.

give you a nice life here. that's encouraging people to risk their lives coming across, making dangerous making these dangerous crossings. seen, crossings. and as we've seen, hundreds of people are dying, doing i mean, i don't doing that. so, i mean, i don't know. i just think my ancestors fought to make britain a free country. and i think some energy could be put into making these other countries that are apparently horrific into free apparently so horrific into free and prosperous countries as well. that's fair times now. leo and finally, we to the most and finally, we get to the most important issue the the important issue of the day. the australians are indeed cheats of doubtful parentage, to doubtful parentage, according to the so the the prime minister. so the australian ashes victory is not in the spirit of cricket , says in the spirit of cricket, says sunak. and he should know being the perfect sort of confluence of english and indian. but yeah, i think basically what the what they did, the australians got somebody out when they were off their crease. yeah which doesn't mean he was drunk. he was just, he was away from his bit. where you've got to stand if you don't have your bat in the crease then you're technically it's you're not. technically it's like off the line and you like being off the line and you can't be stamped. the can't be stamped. but the question come question is, did you come forward to play the ball and

then missed it and you got stamped. case, stamped. but in this case, bairstow had just ducked of stamped. but in this case, baiiwayi had just ducked of stamped. but in this case, baiiway andi just ducked of stamped. but in this case, baiiway and was: ducked of stamped. but in this case, baiiway and was wandering, of the way and was wandering, wandering that the wandering out thinking that the there advantage. so as there was no advantage. so as boycott said, it should have common sense was don't don't allow to go. yeah but allow the wicket to go. yeah but don't, away from don't, don't wander away from your crease ideally probably this complicated this is a complicated this is a classic versus australia classic england versus australia where play. we where all about fair play. we conquered world, leo and conquered the world, leo and because great, like because we're so great, we like tell you what, we'll do it with queensberry rules as well because whereas because that's how great whereas australia hate to say where australia i hate to say where they but a, they descended from, but it's a, it's that cheeky convict spirit. if you go, we know the australians are descended from convicts, from convicts, they're descended from prison is prison warders. yes, this is clive james. this is much clive james. this is very much what did here. by the what they did here. play by the rules. there's another case rules. but there's another case from ago have from from ages ago where have you seen the one against new zealand 1981 the guy zealand in 1981 where the guy needed to get a six, so they bowled underarm so couldn't bowled underarm so he couldn't possibly power? possibly generate enough power? they've for they've been doing this for years. the great quite years. this is the great quite comical, it's comical, isn't it? yeah, it's the opposition england. the opposition between england. we play. they we believe in fair play. they believe in getting edge. just believe in getting an edge. just we round it up there, we have to round it up there, folks. but that's it for part two. will have police pride,

two. we will have police pride, politics, women politics, trans women breastfeeding something

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the going to be supporting and also lne-.— going to be supporting and also lne-. inene-e— going to be supporting and also the-. there's-the| the police. there's nothing the police—rainbowl police have that isn't rainbow eeleweel— police have that isn't rainbow coloured. it's— police have that isn't rainbow coloured. it's not— police have that isn't rainbow coloured. it's not as if the police— coloured. it's not as if the police-hugely- coloured. it's not as if the police hugely homophobic. coloured. it's not as if the poliridiculous. aly homophobic. coloured. it's not as if the poliridiculous. yeah.mophobic. coloured. it's not as if the poliridiculous. yeah.mopithey it's ridiculous. yeah. and they say,— it's ridiculous. yeah. and they eaw—le- say, oh, it's linked to a eimilan— say, oh, it's linked to a similar badge- say, oh, it's linked to a similar badge is linked to transphobic_ similar badge is linked to transphobic right groups in transphobic far right groups in the transphobic far right groups in lne-il-e— transphobic far right groups in the-it's-well,- transphobic far right groups in the it's well, that's the us. it's like, well, that's going— the us. it's like, well, that's going-like— the us. it's like, well, that's going like mumsnet or going to be like mumsnet or eemelnine.— going to be like mumsnet or. something—basically something. what they basically people— something. what they basically people_policei something. what they basically. people—neliee in people who support the police in various-whether— people who support the police in various-whetherlbe- various riots, whether it be mael— various riots, whether it be- black—whatever, black lives matter or whatever, nave — black lives matter or whatever, nave-weaning- black lives matter or whatever, have wearing these have taken to wearing these iaieee— have taken to wearing these iaaoee inel— have taken to wearing these iaaoee iaei le— have taken to wearing these badges just to demonstrate that mew— badges just to demonstrate that mew-me— badges just to demonstrate that they-the police.- badges just to demonstrate that they the police. and they support the police. and mal— they support the police. and lnal—eeme- that will include some people wne— that will include some people who-right- that will include some people who-right. just- that will include some people who-right. just in. that will include some people who right. just in the who are hard, right. just in the. same-some-who same way that some people who can— same way that some people who carry-flag— same way that some people who earn-flag ae- carry the trans flag are absolutely— carry the trans flag are absolutely screaming leftist manet.— absolutely screaming leftist iiawiel. i— absolutely screaming leftist marxist. i mean, you will always get marxist. i mean, you will always eel mal— marxist. i mean, you will always aei aha, nonle— marxist. i mean, you will always get that, right? yeah. mean, get that, right? yeah. i mean, leew— get that, right? yeah. i mean, leek, mie— get that, right? yeah. i mean, look, this idea— get that, right? yeah. i mean, look, this idea that it would ameni— look, this idea that it would eiieni me— look, this idea that it would offend the lgbtq+ community, finely,— offend the lgbtq+ community, firstly, _offend - offend the lgbtq+ community, firstly, right? offend offend the lgbtq+ community, firstly, right? secondly, fend offend the lgbtq+ community, firstly, right? secondly, like you them, right? secondly, like you say them, right? secondly, like you eaw—il- them, right? secondly, like you eaw—il eawei say about the rainbow, it says me— say about the rainbow, it says lne-lneee— say about the rainbow, it says the - dress - policy . say about the rainbow, it says. the - dress - policy sets the met's dress code policy sets out the met's dress code policy sets awl—inlan— the met's dress code policy sets out—blah blah.- the met's dress code policy sets out blah blah. what out blah. blah blah blah. what anem— out blah. blah blah blah. what about-wearing— out blah. blah blah blah. what about wearing rainbow stuff about the wearing rainbow stuff all about the wearing rainbow stuff ail—knew- about the wearing rainbow stuff all—knew in.- about the wearing rainbow stuff all—know, in. and all the time? you know, in. and the all the time? you know, in. and lne-lnine— all the time? you know, in. and the-thing here,— all the time? you know, in. and the thing here, they say the last thing here, they say mal— the last thing here, they say lnal mew— the last thing here, they say inai inew eaw— the last thing here, they say that they say, oh, it's you can-l— that they say, oh, it's you cant nave— that they say, oh, it's you can't have this- that they say, oh, it's you can't have this because it's winem— can't have this because it's without serving— can't have this because it's without serving the public winem— without serving the public| without—but without serving the public- without_but then without fear or favour. but then mew— without fear or favour. but then mew-weane— without fear or favour. but then lnew-wean-e pride- they say this year's pride is teaming— they say this year's pride is focusing-much- they say this year's pride is focusing much the they say this year's pride is- focusing-muchithe trans focusing very much on the trans eemmaniw— focusing very much on the trans eemmaniw ae— focusing very much on the trans community as-of- focusing very much on the trans community as of the reasons community as one of the reasons mat-e— community as one of the reasons mat-e mat-e— community as one of the reasons that's that's inherently peliiieai— political statement. yeah, of course-absurd. - political statement. yeah, of course absurd. and this course. so it's absurd. and this is course. so it's absurd. and this ie le—

course. so it's absurd. and this ie to ewnnen— course. so it's absurd. and this is to support officers in this in mie— is to support officers in this in this case,— is to support officers in this in this case, our— is to support officers in this in this case, our version of literally— in this case, our version of literally officers- in this case, our version of literally officers who've lost mei— literally officers who've lost lnein liwee. — literally officers who've lost their lives. yeah— literally officers who've lost their lives. yeah yeah. despicable_ their lives. yeah yeah. despicable typekit times now wiel— despicable typekit times now niel ani— despicable typekit times now niel anl mew— despicable typekit times now nick and they say most banks can— nick and they say most banks carry waeee— nick and they say most banks carry traces of— nick and they say most banks carry traces of cocaine. i think me— carry traces of cocaine. i think me nanl— carry traces of cocaine. i think me nanl ei— carry traces of cocaine. i think the bank of england may have been— the bank of england may have been gelling— the bank of england may have been getting high own been getting high on their own supply— been getting high on their own supply-the— been getting high on their own supply-the sound- been getting high on their own supply the sound of it. yeah supply by the sound of it. yeah mie— supply by the sound of it. yeah this-shocking.— supply by the sound of it. yeah this-shocking-of- supply by the sound of it. yeah this shocking. of any this is shocking. people of any lenien— this is shocking. people of any oenlen can— this is shocking. people of any gender ne— this is shocking. people of any gender can be pregnant. bank of melani— gender can be pregnant. bank of england states— gender can be pregnant. bank of england states and course you england states and of course you need— england states and of course you need-ei— england states and of course you need-of england- england states and of course you need of england be need the bank of england to be eenen— need the bank of england to be eenen-leaen— need the bank of england to be sober-touch with- need the bank of england to be sober touch with reality. sober and in touch with reality. so sober and in touch with reality. se-ali— sober and in touch with reality. se-ali-in- so this puts all that in aneelien— so this puts all that in question. and of course, it's to get— question. and of course, it's to get-stonewall— question. and of course, it's to get-stonewall list- question. and of course, it's to get stonewall list of top 100 get in stonewall list of top 100 emnlewene— get in stonewall list of top 100 employers-this— get in stonewall list of top 100 employers this absurd, employers with this absurd, livenee— employers with this absurd, diverse-and- employers with this absurd, diverse-and i- employers with this absurd, diverse and i thought diverse scheme. and i thought mie— diverse scheme. and i thought this-completely- diverse scheme. and i thought. this-completely-by this was completely debunked by the-documentary.— this was completely debunked by the documentary. just to this was completely debunked by the crediticumentary. just to this was completely debunked by the credit to mentary. just to this was completely debunked by the credit to the tary. just to this was completely debunked by the credit to the bbc, just to this was completely debunked by the credit to the bbc, stephen to give credit to the bbc, stephen nolan—debunked. nolan completely debunked this and—stonewall. and he exposed the stonewall oiweneilw— and he exposed the stonewall diversity essentially diversity table as essentially a pyramid— diversity table as essentially a nwamil-wnene- diversity table as essentially a pyramid where you pay pyramid scheme where you pay stonewall— pyramid scheme where you pay elenewall la — pyramid scheme where you pay stonewall to give— pyramid scheme where you pay stonewall to give advice on stonewall to give you advice on new—wean— stonewall to give you advice on how—your ranking. stonewall to give you advice on how your ranking in how to improve your ranking in stonewall-e— how to improve your ranking in stonewall's-table- how to improve your ranking in stonewall's table absurd stonewall's league table absurd nwamil— stonewall's league table absurd pyramid-nul— stonewall's league table absurd pyramid-em wel- stonewall's league table absurd. pyramid-but yet-bank pyramid scheme. but yet the bank of pyramid scheme. but yet the bank at melani— pyramid scheme. but yet the bank of inoianl ae— pyramid scheme. but yet the bank of england are following this ani— of england are following this anai-all— of england are following this and-all these- of england are following this and all these ridiculous and doing all these ridiculous lninae— and doing all these ridiculous things,_produce. and doing all these ridiculous. things,_produce fiat things, but they do produce fiat eanenew-a— things, but they do produce fiat ewneneaw. wen— things, but they do produce fiat currency. a very similar currency. it's a very similar eon— currency. it's a very similar eeril— currency. it's a very similar eenl. wean— currency. it's a very similar sortl. yeah, it's- currency. it's a very similar sort . yeah, it's fair enough. sort of. yeah, it's fair enough. t hey— sort of. yeah, it's fair enough. inew want— sort of. yeah, it's fair enough. they want-have- sort of. yeah, it's fair enough. they want have to include they want they have to include pronouns-their— they want they have to include pronouns their email pronouns in their email eionalwee— pronouns in their email signatures they have pronouns in their email- signatures-they have they're signatures and they have they're going—neutral- going to have gender neutral leilele— going to have gender neutral toilets-seventh- going to have gender neutral toilets seventh floor for toilets on the seventh floor for

me. ani— toilets on the seventh floor for some -. and .the - toilets on the seventh floor for some . and the old some reason. and it's the old lady— some reason. and it's the old lalwllnneal— some reason. and it's the old lady thread needle street is lady of thread needle street is neneeienn— lady of thread needle street is henceforth—as- lady of thread needle street is henceforth—as the| henceforth to be known as the old henceforth to be known as the all neneen— henceforth to be known as the old person threadneedle old person of threadneedle sweet.— old person of threadneedlej street. _ really street. but also what really worries me and— street. but also what really worries me and know people who worries me and i know people who are-al— worries me and i know people who are-al-inelanell are working at bank of england, i are working at bank of england, i feel— are working at bank of england, iieeillnem— are working at bank of england, ifeel.them, is— are working at bank of england, i feel them, is that all the i feel for them, is that all the employee— i feel for them, is that all the empleweee ae— i feel for them, is that all the employees are going to have a liveneiw— employees are going to have a liveneiw ani— employees are going to have a diversity and inclusion enieeliwe— diversity and inclusion objective year diversity and inclusion objewilll year diversity and inclusion objewill be year diversity and inclusion objewill be assessed year diversity and inclusion objewill be assessed on year diversity and inclusion objewill be assessed on it. year and will be assessed on it. imagine— and will be assessed on it. imagine that.— and will be assessed on it. imagine that. imagine that meeting.— imagine that. imagine that meeting. i— imagine that. imagine that meeting. i mean, i'd have to nail—ani- meeting. i mean, i'd have to nail—anai it'sl meeting. i mean, i'd have toi quit—and it's all quit immediately and it's all ani— quit immediately and it's all and mew— quit immediately and it's all and they-about- quit immediately and it's all and they about quantitative and they talk about quantitative targete— and they talk about quantitative lamele—sei targets of lgbtq employees. so it's equity, it's equality of enamel— it's equity, it's equality of outcome rather- it's equity, it's equality of outcome rather opportunity. outcome rather than opportunity. complete— outcome rather than opportunity. complete-.— outcome rather than opportunity. cemnlele-. new- outcome rather than opportunity. complete-. how is- outcome rather than opportunity. complete . how is the complete disaster. how is the bank— complete disaster. how is the bank ei— complete disaster. how is the bank of england— complete disaster. how is the bank of england thrall to bank of england in thrall to stonewall's?— bank of england in thrall to stonewall's? bank of england stonewall's? the bank of england is stonewall's? the bank of england ie-le— stonewall's? the bank of england ie-le leai— stonewall's? the bank of england is-to deal with- is supposed to deal with inflation— is supposed to deal with inflation and— is supposed to deal with inflation and not fuel it. i mie— inflation and not fuel it. i mean, this is— inflation and not fuel it. i mean, this is this sort of weird wall— mean, this is this sort of weird walk inflation— mean, this is this sort of weird walk inflation of— mean, this is this sort of weird walk inflation of diversity targete— walk inflation of diversity targets things. bank targets and things. the bank of melani— targets and things. the bank of england-ie— targets and things. the bank ofi england-be-that england should be popping that labile.— england should be popping that bubble. ridiculous. bubble. it's ridiculous. absolutely. _ bubble. it's ridiculous.- absolutely. _me very absolutely. it reminds me very mien— absolutely. it reminds me very maen ei— absolutely. it reminds me very much of when— absolutely. it reminds me very much of when we— absolutely. it reminds me very much of when we discover that the much of when we discover that lne-nalienal— much of when we discover that the-national herd- much of when we discover that the national herd was was the entire national herd was was aneelmelw— the entire national herd was was absolutely riddled— the entire national herd was was absolutely riddled with bse or eemelnine. — absolutely riddled with bse or something. you— absolutely riddled with bse or something. you what i mean? something. you know what i mean? it's something. you know what i mean? we like— something. you know what i mean? we like mie— something. you know what i mean? it's like this this— something. you know what i mean? it's like this this virus has inel— it's like this this virus has iaei eel— it's like this this virus has just got everywhere very, very awieliw. — quickly. i mean, what has it been— quickly. i mean, what has it been-weane- quickly. i mean, what has it been, years? yeah, been, 2 or 3 years? yeah, i leni— been, 2 or 3 years? yeah, i nen-l knew— been, 2 or 3 years? yeah, i don't know since- been, 2 or 3 years? yeah, i don't know since i first heard anem— don't know since i first heard about a.— don't know since i first heard about it. and— don't know since i first heard about it. and we— don't know since i first heard about it. and we used throw that team — about it. and we used throw that team aeanl— about it. and we used throw that term around the— about it. and we used throw that term around the long march through— term around the long march through institutions. but

through the institutions. but i mean,-from the- through the institutions. but i mean, from the 1960s. mean, that was from the 1960s. it mean, that was from the 1960s. it eaiienlw— mean, that was from the 1960s. it eaiienlw-le- mean, that was from the 1960s. it suddenly to have it suddenly seems to have nappenei— it suddenly seems to have nappenei-in- it suddenly seems to have happened in the blink, happened like in in the blink, neaenlw— happened like in in the blink, roughly-lifespan- happened like in in the blink, roughly lifespan gb roughly in the lifespan of gb wewe. — roughly in the lifespan of gb wewe. wean— roughly in the lifespan of gb news. yeah, yeah, yeah . there news. yeah, yeah, yeah. there may— news. yeah, yeah, yeah. there may-le— news. yeah, yeah, yeah. there may-la blame- news. yeah, yeah, yeah. there may to blame daily mail may be weird to blame daily mail .wnalewen— may be weird to blame daily mail now. whatever america's now. leo whatever america's dylan— now. leo whatever america's dylan mulvaney_ now. leo whatever america's dylan mulvaney we can we can do iiemailw— dylan mulvaney we can we can do more dismally, yes— dylan mulvaney we can we can do more dismally, yes .— dylan mulvaney we can we can do more dismally, yes . a trans more dismally, yes. a trans aeliwiel— more dismally, yes. a trans activist who _ more dismally, yes. a trans activist who appeared on itv newe— activist who appeared on itv wewe ae— activist who appeared on itv wewe ae a— activist who appeared on itv news as a struggling mother inning— news as a struggling mother inning me— news as a struggling mother during the thames water crisis peel— during the thames water crisis noel an— during the thames water crisis peel an image— during the thames water crisis post an image of— during the thames water crisis post an image of her breastfeeding child and says mal— breastfeeding child and says lnal ene— breastfeeding child and says lnal ene only— breastfeeding child and says that she only stopped after she nai— that she only stopped after she me a— that she only stopped after she me a cancer— that she only stopped after she had a cancer relapse. so iaeieallw— had a cancer relapse. so basically this— had a cancer relapse. so basically this ms mean iennlewell— basically this ms mean popplewell, who some people have said popplewell, who some people have eail mal— popplewell, who some people have eail lnal nee— popplewell, who some people have said that he's not— popplewell, who some people have said that he's not a— popplewell, who some people have said that he's not a real mother ieeaaee— said that he's not a real mother ieeaaee ne-e— said that he's not a real mother because he's obviously got an adam-e— because he's obviously got an alam-e apple— because he's obviously got an alam-e apple .— because he's obviously got an alam-e apple , a— because he's obviously got an adam's apple , a big, hulking, adam's apple, a big, hulking, areal— adam's apple, a big, hulking, oneai iawline— adam's apple, a big, hulking, oneai iawline .— adam's apple, a big, hulking, great jawline . he's got female great jawline. he's got female pattern— great jawline. he's got female pattern baldness— great jawline. he's got female pattern baldness . some people pattern baldness. some people are pattern baldness. some people eawino— pattern baldness. some people are saying, well,— pattern baldness. some people are saying, well, he can't be a meme— are saying, well, he can't be a mother because _ are saying, well, he can't be a mother because mothers, you know , mother because mothers, you know wemen papiee— mother because mothers, you know , women, babies out— mother because mothers, you know , women, babies out there. yeah, mew-ne— , women, babies out there. yeah, iney-re wemen— , women, babies out there. yeah, they're women in— , women, babies out there. yeah, they're women in the you know, mew— they're women in the you know, mew male — they're women in the you know, they made babies— they're women in the you know, they made babies and things. but this they made babies and things. but lnie mie— they made babies and things. but inie inie paw— they made babies and things. but this this guy who— they made babies and things. but this this guy who i— they made babies and things. but this this guy who i think is a real— this this guy who i think is a real mother,— this this guy who i think is a real mother, he's— this this guy who i think is a real mother, he's just as much of real mother, he's just as much ei a— real mother, he's just as much ei a memen— real mother, he's just as much of a mother-or- real mother, he's just as much of a mother or you. simon of a mother as me or you. simon iee— of a mother as me or you. simon il-e wea— of a mother as me or you. simon il-e, wen knew— of a mother as me or you. simon it's, you know,-get- it's, you know, come on, get wap— it's, you know, come on, get win a,— it's, you know, come on, get with it, bigots._ it's, you know, come on, get with it, bigots. come on, you emeeawe— with it, bigots. come on, you dinosaurs-is- with it, bigots. come on, you dinosaurs. _is odd- with it, bigots. come on, you dinosaurs. is odd how dinosaurs. but it is odd how ne-e. — dinosaurs. but it is odd how me. i— dinosaurs. but it is odd how

me. i mean— dinosaurs. but it is odd how he's. i mean, okay, the trans memen— he's. i mean, okay, the trans melnen mine— he's. i mean, okay, the trans mother thing does exist, but mere—being- mother thing does exist, but mere—being nei more to that, he's being he eeemelnawe— more to that, he's being he seems-have like,- more to that, he's being he seems have like, popping seems to have like, popping up on seems to have like, popping up enieene— seems to have like, popping up on.sorts.things.- seems to have like, popping up on sorts things. he seems on all sorts of things. he seems to on all sorts of things. he seems e le— on all sorts of things. he seems e be like— on all sorts of things. he seems to be like the— on all sorts of things. he seems to be like the go— on all sorts of things. he seems to be like the go to— on all sorts of things. he seems to be like the go to mother for inel— to be like the go to mother for iaei anne— to be like the go to mother for just random, like— to be like the go to mother for just random, like photo calls. we need— just random, like photo calls. we needlmother- just random, like photo calls. we need mother for. could we need a mother for. you could get we need a mother for. you could eel-memen— we need a mother for. you could eel-meme in— we need a mother for. you could get-mother in the- we need a mother for. you could get mother in the world, but get any mother in the world, but of get any mother in the world, but ei mew— get any mother in the world, but of course, they pick— get any mother in the world, but of course, they pick the one memen— of course, they pick the one mother who's— of course, they pick the one mother who's got a piece. so everyone's forgotten all about the everyone's forgotten all about lne—iiv— everyone's forgotten all about lne—iiv en- everyone's forgotten all about the itv or whatever the piece that itv or whatever it the piece that itv or whatever il-lnal— the piece that itv or whatever it-that-supposedl the piece that itv or whatever. it-that-supposed to it was, did that was supposed to be it was, did that was supposed to lee-me— it was, did that was supposed to lee-me eeel— it was, did that was supposed to be _the cost of— it was, did that was supposed to be the cost of living be about the cost of living eneie— be about the cost of living crisis—hard. be about the cost of living crisis—hard to| be about the cost of living- crisis_hard to feed crisis and now it's hard to feed wean— crisis and now it's hard to feed wean-ane— crisis and now it's hard to feed wean-anai eel— crisis and now it's hard to feed your and get washing your family and get the washing eene. — your family and get the washing eene. ane— your family and get the washing done. and everyone's got. hang on. done. and everyone's got. hang wean.— done. and everyone's got. hang vean. newe— done. and everyone's got. hang on. yeah. here feature on. yeah. here we feature a wpieai—ill on. yeah. here we feature a. iwpieal—il on. yeah. here we feature a- iwpieal—il p typical mother. i mean it was it welling— typical mother. i mean it was it was trolling from _ typical mother. i mean it was it was trolling from itv, surely it mael— was trolling from itv, surely it mael pe. — was trolling from itv, surely it mwel pe. anyway— was trolling from itv, surely it must be. anyway let's. i think neare— must be. anyway let's. i think we've heard enough of him on to the we've heard enough of him on to me ielepnapn— we've heard enough of him on to the telegraph now.— we've heard enough of him on to the telegraph now. you've heard of the telegraph now. you've heard ei me— the telegraph now. you've heard ei lne-en— the telegraph now. you've heard of the .on drugs. _ the telegraph now. you've heard of the on drugs. here's the of the war on drugs. here's the new— of the war on drugs. here's the new liai— of the war on drugs. here's the new wan en— of the war on drugs. here's the holy war on drugs, nick. yes iee— holy war on drugs, nick. yes we new— holy war on drugs, nick. yes we new me— holy war on drugs, nick. yes it's how the taliban launched the - successful- it's how the taliban launched the successful counter the most successful counter naeeilee— the most successful counter narcotics-human. the most successful counter narcoticamazing. human the most successful counter narcoticamazing. andian the most successful counter narcoticamazing. and yeah, history. amazing. and yeah, mew-we— history. amazing. and yeah, lnew-we-a— history. amazing. and yeah, they've-a great- they've done a great job. i mean, they've— they've done a great job. i mean, they've reduced their poppy— mean, they've reduced their poppy production by estimated poppy production by an estimated 80,—ame— poppy production by an estimated 80,—eene-lniel 80, and they've done it by this naeieal— 80, and they've done it by this radical-ei— 80, and they've done it by this radical-of going- 80, and they've done it by this radical of going from radical method of going from iam— radical method of going from farm-iam— radical method of going from farm farm, destroying crops farm to farm, destroying crops ane— farm to farm, destroying crops and-offenders. - farm to farm, destroying crops and-offenders. sol farm to farm, destroying crops and offenders. so it's and punishing offenders. so it's just and punishing offenders. so it's me me— and punishing offenders. so it's iaei lne ele— and punishing offenders. so it's just the old school way of doing it. just the old school way of doing a. line— just the old school way of doing a. line wea— just the old school way of doing it. and you know— just the old school way of doing it. and you know what? it works.

ane— it. and you know what? it works. ana me— it. and you know what? it works. and the question— it. and you know what? it works. and the question you find weaneeii— and the question you find yourself-with- and the question you find yourself with this is yourself asking with this is wnal— yourself asking with this is wnal-we- yourself asking with this is what-we learn- yourself asking with this is what-we learn the what else can we learn from the ialipane— what else can we learn from the ialipane vea— what else can we learn from the taliban? you-what- what else can we learn from the taliban? you what are taliban? you know, what are the pelieieee— taliban? you know, what are the pelieieee-we— taliban? you know, what are the policies?-we what- taliban? you know, what are the policies?-we what i- taliban? you know, what are the policies? we what i love policies? could we what i love mem— policies? could we what i love inem mie— policies? could we what i love from this, though,— policies? could we what i love from this, though, about four panaonapne— from this, though, about four paragraphs says, paragraphs down, it says, experie— paragraphs down, it says, experts warned that this experts have warned that this may— experts have warned that this may-unintended- may lead to unintended consequences, know, consequences, such as, you know, iieeea— consequences, such as, you know, iieeea mening— consequences, such as, you know, mecca rushing -fill- consequences, such as, you know, mecca rushing fill the gap mecca rushing in to fill the gap or mecca rushing in to fill the gap en wnalewen— mecca rushing in to fill the gap en wnalewen .— mecca rushing in to fill the gap or whatever . it's— mecca rushing in to fill the gap or whatever . it's the or whatever. it's like the ialipan— or whatever. it's like the taliban-solved- or whatever. it's like the taliban solved the opium taliban have solved the opium supply— taliban have solved the opium eapplw eemine— taliban have solved the opium supply coming from afghanistan. oh supply coming from afghanistan. on ixpene— supply coming from afghanistan. oh experts warn— supply coming from afghanistan. oh experts warn .— supply coming from afghanistan. oh experts warn . you know what i oh experts warn. you know what i mean— oh experts warn. you know what i iee— oh experts warn. you know what i mean? it's like— oh experts warn. you know what i mean? it's like they're not giving— mean? it's like they're not giving mem— mean? it's like they're not giving them credit you've been trying— giving them credit you've been trying le— giving them credit you've been trying e le— giving them credit you've been twine te ee ten— giving them credit you've been trying to do for decades. yeah, tetalw— trying to do for decades. yeah, totally failing— trying to do for decades. yeah, totally failing to. _ trying to do for decades. yeah, totally failing to. they could clean— totally failing to. they could clean up— totally failing to. they could clean up education. there'll be eeme—etnenl some. there'll be some other ieeae—tniel some. there'll be some other ieeae—tnie iei issue or problem that this is going— issue or problem that this is eeinelleae— issue or problem that this is going lead economically. it going to lead economically. it eeeen-t— going to lead economically. it doesn't really— going to lead economically. it doesn't really make sense for atenanietan.— doesn't really make sense for afghanistan. poppy afghanistan. so poppy cultivation,— afghanistan. so poppy- cultivation,-production afghanistan. so poppy- cu cantion,-production afghanistan. so poppy cu can constitutes production afghanistan. so poppy cu can constitutes 14%iuction afghanistan. so poppy cu can constitutes 14% oftion afghanistan. so poppy cu can constitutes 14% of their in can constitutes 14% of their epit— in can constitutes 14% of their epi- eat— in can constitutes 14% of their epi- eat eat— in can constitutes 14% of their epi- int int i— in can constitutes 14% of their gdp. but but i mean but morally, tnew— gdp. but but i mean but morally, tnew eate— gdp. but but i mean but morally, tnew me— gdp. but but i mean but morally, they care more about morals, the ialitan— they care more about morals, the iaiitan tnan— they care more about morals, the taliban, than mere— they care more about morals, the taliban, than mere economics. wnat— taliban, than mere economics. wnat ae— taliban, than mere economics. wnat we— taliban, than mere economics. what are we going to have to do is what are we going to have to do ie-all— what are we going to have to do ie-all eeine— what are we going to have to do ie-all eeine te— what are we going to have to do is-all going to have- what are we going to have to do is all going to have to is we're all going to have to eat— is we're all going to have to etatt eatine— is we're all going to have to start eating afghani lamb aren't we? start eating afghani lamb aren't wee eeeaaee— start eating afghani lamb aren't we? because that— start eating afghani lamb aren't we? because that presumably is the we? because that presumably is tne—tneee-eti the alternative on those kind of mm— the alternative on those kind of mat-et— the alternative on those kind of that-of terrain. _ the alternative on those kind of that-of terrain. can- that kind of terrain. can eappen— that kind of terrain. can support poppies or that kind of terrain. can- support-poppies or sheep. support either poppies or sheep. itient. — support either poppies or sheep. itient. _we— support either poppies or sheep.| itient. _we-mwte right. and also, we could maybe get right. and also, we could maybe eet—in- get the taliban elected in seetlane— get the taliban elected ini scotland—snp get the taliban elected in- scotland_snp have scotland because the snp have

tene— scotland because the snp have lane a— scotland because the snp have done a terrible— scotland because the snp have done a terrible job their done a terrible job with their drug- — done a terrible job with their drug- -alneaew- done a terrible job with their drug. already have done a terrible job with their- drug. _already have done drug. you may already have done so drug. you may already have done ee-nealieine— drug. you may already have done so-realising it.- drug. you may already have done so realising it. anyway, so without realising it. anyway, tnate— so without realising it. anyway, mate-ten— so without realising it. anyway, that's-for-three. - that's all for part three. cemine— that's all for part three. cemine ap— that's all for part three. coming up the final section, coming up in the final section, twine— coming up in the final section, we're living off— coming up in the final section, we're living off grid. the middle— middle class dream vegan funded animal— middle class dream vegan funded animal-me— middle class dream vegan funded animal-the middle- middle class dream vegan funded animal the middle class animal slavery, the middle class nientmane— animal slavery, the middle class nientmane ane— animal slavery, the middle class nightmare and manatee quatuor. peepite— nightmare and manatee quatuor. peepite natene— nightmare and manatee quatuor. despite haters ,_ nightmare and manatee quatuor. despite haters , marries gators. despite haters, marries gators. eel— despite haters, marries gators. eel lnewe— despite haters, marries gators. god knows what— despite haters, marries gators. god knows what that is. see you in a— god knows what that is. see you in a eeaple— god knows what that is. see you in a eeaple et— god knows what that is. see you in a couple of minutes. peace .

welcome back to headliners for our welcome back to headliners for tinal— welcome back to headliners for our final section.— welcome back to headliners for our final section. leo, let's mel— our final section. leo, let's liel eti— our final section. leo, let's kick off with— our final section. leo, let's kick off with the guardian. and atten— kick off with the guardian. and atten tne— kick off with the guardian. and after the first— kick off with the guardian. and after the first 45— kick off with the guardian. and after the first 45 minutes this evenine— after the first 45 minutes this ewenine, tnie— after the first 45 minutes this evening, this kind of enterprise has never seemed— evening, this kind of enterprise has never seemed so appealing , i has never seemed so appealing, i nave— has never seemed so appealing, i nave te— has never seemed so appealing, i nave te ew— has never seemed so appealing, i nave te eaw. ee— has never seemed so appealing, i have to say. so this— has never seemed so appealing, i have to say. so this is the rise of have to say. so this is the rise et weeelane— have to say. so this is the rise of woodland off— have to say. so this is the rise of woodland off gridders. this is of woodland off gridders. this ie peepie— of woodland off gridders. this ie peeple wne— of woodland off gridders. this is people who and live in the is people who go and live in the weeee— is people who go and live in the weeee ane— is people who go and live in the woods and live— is people who go and live in the woods and live off— is people who go and live in the woods and live off land and woods and live off the land and taint— woods and live off the land and taint-ailer— woods and live off the land and drink-cider and- woods and live off the land and drink-cider and go- woods and live off the land and drink cider and go to drink mulled cider and go to eleep— drink mulled cider and go to eieep at— drink mulled cider and go to eieep at 8— drink mulled cider and go to eieep at e pm.— drink mulled cider and go to sleep at 8 pm. they've got mie— sleep at 8 pm. they've got tnie. iney-ne— sleep at 8 pm. they've got this. they're founded in 1994. inel— this. they're founded in 1994. inein-ie— this. they're founded in 1994. their-is called- this. they're founded in 1994. their is called bubble, their place is called bubble, wmen— their place is called bubble, wnien ie— their place is called bubble, wnien ie a— their place is called bubble, which is a terrible name. it ente— which is a terrible name. it sounds like— which is a terrible name. it sounds like a— which is a terrible name. it sounds like a two ronnies

et— sounds like a two ronnies version of that. - sounds like a two ronnies version of that. yeah, like a taiw— version of that. yeah, like a taiw in— version of that. yeah, like a taiw in me— version of that. yeah, like a fairy in the bath.- version of that. yeah, like a fairy in the bath. but but yeah. so fairy in the bath. but but yeah. se mew-ne— fairy in the bath. but but yeah. so they're basically doing this, you— so they're basically doing this, wen knew— so they're basically doing this, you know, they've— so they're basically doing this, you know, they've basically reinvented _ you know, they've basically reinvented being amish. they live— reinvented being amish. they live in— reinvented being amish. they live in tnie— reinvented being amish. they live in this very— reinvented being amish. they live in this very sort of rural, twai— live in this very sort of rural, rural lifestyle— live in this very sort of rural, rural lifestyle .— live in this very sort of rural, rural lifestyle . but i mean, how rural lifestyle. but i mean, how do rural lifestyle. but i mean, how we tnew— rural lifestyle. but i mean, how we mew mew— rural lifestyle. but i mean, how do they they live,— rural lifestyle. but i mean, how do they they live, they just eat— do they they live, they just eat teele — do they they live, they just read books. they don't, they're net— read books. they don't, they're net en— read books. they don't, they're net en tne— read books. they don't, they're not on the internet. how do they knew— not on the internet. how do they knew wnat— not on the internet. how do they knew wnat te— not on the internet. how do they know what to be— not on the internet. how do they know what to be anxious about? pea..— know what to be anxious about? vean i— know what to be anxious about? vean i knew.— know what to be anxious about? yeah, i know-still- yeah, i know. they still ptetatlw— probably get difficult. and i bet probably get difficult. and i pet-telne— probably get difficult. and i bet found things. i imagine bet they found things. i imagine tnew— bet they found things. i imagine tnew etill— bet they found things. i imagine tnew etill-ine— bet they found things. i imagine they still the guardian they still get the guardian eeliwenee. — they still get the guardian delivered. mean, says it's delivered. i mean, it says it's ineiane-e— delivered. i mean, it says it's england's leading off grid weeelane— england's leading off grid woodland how woodland community. i love how eett— woodland community. i love how eett-elaee— woodland community. i love how eett-elaee paenw- sort of middle class, pushy eltew—peeple.i sort of middle class, pushy- elbow_people. and sort of middle class, pushy- elbowe've-people. and sort of middle class, pushy elbo we've got people. and sort of middle class, pushy elbo we've got the people. and sort of middle class, pushy elbo we've got the pe0joff and sort of middle class, pushy elbo we've got the pe0joff grid now we've got the best off grid eemmaniw— now we've got the best off grid eemmaniw-eet- now we've got the best off grid community. got the best community. we've got the best lite— community. we've got the best lite newe— community. we've got the best kids here, the— community. we've got the best kids here, the best off grid eeneeie— kids here, the best off grid schools and— kids here, the best off grid schools and person is schools and this person is penteet— schools and this person is perfect. surname is too good perfect. the surname is too good ane— perfect. the surname is too good and ite— perfect. the surname is too good and it'slnon—binary_ perfect. the surname is too good and it's non—binary person of and it's a non—binary person of eewee-tnat— and it's a non—binary person of course,-that.too- course, too, and that is too eeee. — course, too, and that is too eeee. ia— course, too, and that is too good. a non—binary guardian good. it's a non—binary guardian pen— person called too good. i actually— person called too good. i actually-i— person called too good. i actually-i don't- person called too good. i actually i don't mind person called too good. i actually-i don't mind all actually say i don't mind if all the actually say i don't mind if all me ewaniian— actually say i don't mind if all. the guardian—people the guardian non—binary people want— the guardian non—binary people want te— the guardian non—binary people want te ee— the guardian non—binary people want te ee inte— the guardian non—binary people want to go into the woods and leave— want to go into the woods and leave me— want to go into the woods and leave the cities— want to go into the woods and leave the cities for us. i could want to go into the woods and leave tliveities for us. i could want to go into the woods and leave tlive withfor us. i could want to go into the woods and leave tlive with that;. i could want to go into the woods and leave tlive with that deal, uld want to go into the woods and leave tlive with that deal, but maybe live with that deal, but do maybe live with that deal, but ee-nete— maybe live with that deal, but ee-nete i— maybe live with that deal, but do-not? i mean,- maybe live with that deal, but do not? i mean, there is a do you not? i mean, there is a i eempletew— do you not? i mean, there is a i completely understand the meelew— completely understand the meelew-wet- completely understand the mockery yet i've completely understand the- mockery _yet i've got mockery of it, and yet i've got tolhonest_ mockery of it, and yet i've got to.honest,-are- mockery of it, and yet i've got to honest, are times to be honest, there are times i wien— to be honest, there are times i wien i— to be honest, there are times i wien i celle— to be honest, there are times i wish i could do— to be honest, there are times i wish i could do that. i mean, i live— wish i could do that. i mean, i live in— wish i could do that. i mean, i live in me— wish i could do that. i mean, i live in the woods. _ wish i could do that. i mean, i live in the woods. absolutely i

my— live in the woods. absolutely i mw lite— live in the woods. absolutely i mean, my kids and my you know, tnew— mean, my kids and my you know, tnew nave— mean, my kids and my you know, tnew nave ali— mean, my kids and my you know, they have all sorts— mean, my kids and my you know, they have all sorts of responsibilities. but like responsibilities. but even like a—et— responsibilities. but even like a—et tnat- responsibilities. but even like a_of that be a long weekend of that would be weneental— a long weekend of that would be wonderful,_cannot| wonderful, wouldn't it? i cannot nememenp tne— wonderful, wouldn't it? i cannot remember the last— wonderful, wouldn't it? i cannot remember the last time i went 24 newe— remember the last time i went 24 mane-nicely.— remember the last time i went 24 newe-nieew.-wea- hours starts nicely. then you leee— hours starts nicely. then you leee wean— hours starts nicely. then you lose your-then- hours starts nicely. then you lose your then you're lose your glasses, then you're twine— lose your glasses, then you're twine-enamele- lose your glasses, then you're trying squirrels and it trying to kill squirrels and it all escalates— trying to kill squirrels and it all escalates very quickly. i lie— all escalates very quickly. i tie it— all escalates very quickly. i eie it ten— all escalates very quickly. i did it for about— all escalates very quickly. i did it for about 16 years. it eallee— did it for about 16 years. it was called living scotland. was called living in scotland. seetlane— was called living in scotland. seetlane-it- was called living in scotland. scotland-it was. i was called living in scotland. scotland it was. it scotland and yeah, it was. it waewael ali— scotland and yeah, it was. it was. was. all right. well was. it was. all right. well i nae— was. it was. all right. well i me a— was. it was. all right. well i had a holiday— was. it was. all right. well i had a holiday in— was. it was. all right. well i had a holiday in scotland, tanniw— had a holiday in scotland, funnily enough. i talking funnily enough. i was talking abett— funnily enough. i was talking ateat-mw— funnily enough. i was talking about-my wife- funnily enough. i was talking about my wife the other about that to my wife the other day— about that to my wife the other law—were - about that to my wife the other day were wondering day because we were wondering wnat—ew— day because we were wondering wnat—eat en- day because we were wondering wnat—eat i- day because we were wondering what our son. i said what to do with our son. i said atten— what to do with our son. i said atten ew— what to do with our son. i said after our.levels_ what to do with our son. i said after ourllevels we- what to do with our son. i said after our levels we all went after our 0 levels we all went eampine— after our 0 levels we all went eampine ane— after our 0 levels we all went camping and someone btec camping and someone called btec that camping and someone called btec tnat-iwmtnee— camping and someone called btec that-dumfries. oh,- that was near dumfries. oh, tnate— that was near dumfries. oh, mate—wea- that was near dumfries. oh,| mate—wen iaet that's what i'm. did you just tale— that's what i'm. did you just tale-wea— that's what i'm. did you just tale-yea met— that's what i'm. did you just- take .you just-o—levels? take did you just take o—levels? i take did you just take o—levels? i wae— take did you just take o—levels? i wean— take did you just take o—levels? iwae wean i— take did you just take o—levels? i was, yeah, i was.— take did you just take o—levels? i was, yeah, i was. i— take did you just take o—levels? i was, yeah, i was. i was eaten by mieeee— i was, yeah, i was. i was eaten by mieeee in— i was, yeah, i was. i was eaten by midges in speedwork for the mentn— by midges in speedwork for the mentn et— by midges in speedwork for the mentn et inw— by midges in speedwork for the month of july. wow but you know, it i month of july. wow but you know, it. mean— month of july. wow but you know, it-i mean, midges,- month of july. wow but you know, it i mean, midges, the name it was, i mean, midges, the name of it was, i mean, midges, the name et-leeal— it was, i mean, midges, the name et-leeal leeai— it was, i mean, midges, the name of-local local cow. _ it was, i mean, midges, the name of local local cow. anyway. of the local local cow. anyway. iamie— of the local local cow. anyway. jamie—pneetl of the local local cow. anyway.- jamie _ proof that jamie now is yet more proof that team— jamie now is yet more proof that weeane-ewii— jamie now is yet more proof that vegans-evil and— jamie now is yet more proof that vegans-evil and _to - jamie now is yet more proof that vegans evil and to be vegans are evil and need to be enven— vegans are evil and need to be int-eneea- — vegans are evil and need to be driven-sea. yeah,- vegans are evil and need to be driven sea. yeah, this driven into the sea. yeah, this is driven into the sea. yeah, this ie-elawee— driven into the sea. yeah, this is-slaves forced- driven into the sea. yeah, this is-slaves forced to i driven into the sea. yeah, this is slaves forced to work is monkey slaves forced to work emeiline— is monkey slaves forced to work gruelling hours— is monkey slaves forced to work gruelling hours chains to gruelling hours in chains to meet— gruelling hours in chains to meet-mill- gruelling hours in chains to meet milk demand and gruelling hours in chains to- meet-milk demand and these meet vegan milk demand and these are meet vegan milk demand and these ate-newne— meet vegan milk demand and these are.horrible..mean,_ meet vegan milk demand and these are horrible. mean, it's a are is horrible. i mean, it's a elaeeie— are is horrible. i mean, it's a classic, classic— are is horrible. i mean, it's a classic, classic unintended consequence. have this consequence. you have this atepian— consequence. you have this utopian scheme.- consequence. you have this utopian scheme. it's a bit like unintended,— utopian scheme. it's a bit like unintended, though. that's the

eneat— unintended, though. that's the eteat eweetien. — unintended, though. that's the great question. or this what great question. or is this what tnew— great question. or is this what mew—lite- they intended? it's like electric— they intended? it's likei electric-know, they intended? it's like- electric-know, it's electric cars. you know, it's going— electric cars. you know, it's eeineleelwe— electric cars. you know, it's going solve anything. then going to solve anything. then the going to solve anything. then tne—eetaltl going to solve anything. then the—cobalt. it's the batteries need cobalt. it's tile— the batteries need cobalt. it's tile-veeane— the batteries need cobalt. it's like-vegans-milk. the batteries need cobalt. it's. like _vegans-milk from like that. vegans need milk from menlew— like that. vegans need milk from menlew elawee— like that. vegans need milk from monkey slaves. you'd be it'd be mete-iaet— monkey slaves. you'd be it'd be mete-iaet eat- monkey slaves. you'd be it'd be more _just eat the - more ethical to just eat the menlewe— more ethical to just eat the monkeys,-have- more ethical to just eat the monkeys, have them eat monkeys, just have them eat peeaaee— monkeys, just have them eat because-being- monkeys, just have them eat because being they're monkeys, just have them eat becau forced being they're monkeys, just have them eat becau forced to being they're monkeys, just have them eat becau forced to generate ey're being forced to generate all tnie— being forced to generate all tnie-tnneaen- being forced to generate all this through cracking this milk through cracking tmite— this milk through cracking fruits—end. i this milk through cracking. fruits—end. and fruits for hours on end. and tnew— fruits for hours on end. and mew-lee— fruits for hours on end. and tnew-lee ane- fruits for hours on end. and they leo and they for leo's they like leo and they for leo's mill—titine- they like leo and they for leo's mill—titine .- they like leo and they for leo's. milk—biting . they've milk and they're biting. they've got milk and they're biting. they've eet tnew— milk and they're biting. they've eet tnew nave— milk and they're biting. they've got they have their teeth nemewee— got they have their teeth removed because they're biting peeple— removed because they're biting peeple. ane— removed because they're biting people. and then— removed because they're biting people. and then they just pace and people. and then they just pace ant—tnew-ne- people. and then they just pace ant—tnew-ne eel and circle because they're so etneeeee. — and circle because they're so stressed. absolutely stressed. it's absolutely nenitie— stressed. it's absolutely horrific, actually. they're cracking— horrific, actually. they're . cracking—make horrific, actually. they're- cracking _ make the cracking the fruits to make the eeeenat— cracking the fruits to make the coconut milk.— cracking the fruits to make the coconut milk. i— cracking the fruits to make the coconut milk. i believe that is eieewetine— coconut milk. i believe that is disgusting, isn't— coconut milk. i believe that is disgusting, isn't it? it's eenainew— disgusting, isn't it? it's genuinely is. - disgusting, isn't it? it's genuinely is. oh, yeah. it's mantle.— genuinely is. oh, yeah. it's nenitle. i— genuinely is. oh, yeah. it's horrible. i mean- genuinely is. oh, yeah. it's horrible. i mean , so much stuff horrible. i mean, so much stuff tnate— horrible. i mean, so much stuff mate—te- horrible. i mean, so much stuff that's—be vegan. horrible. i mean, so much stuff that's—be vegan is| that's supposed to be vegan is actually— that's supposed to be vegan is actually worse— that's supposed to be vegan is actually worse than just getting mill— actually worse than just getting mill tnem — actually worse than just getting miil item a— actually worse than just getting milk from a cow.— actually worse than just getting milk from a cow. yeah, it comes eat— milk from a cow. yeah, it comes eat et— milk from a cow. yeah, it comes eat et tne— milk from a cow. yeah, it comes out of the cow. _ milk from a cow. yeah, it comes out of the cow. we've been doing it ten— out of the cow. we've been doing it for centuries.— out of the cow. we've been doing it for centuries. it's— it for centuries. it's delicious. - it for centuries. it's delicious. it's got all the pnetein— delicious. it's got all the protein - stuff. - delicious. it's got all the protein stuff. you need to protein and stuff. you need to be protein and stuff. you need to te nenea,— protein and stuff. you need to te nenea-it— protein and stuff. you need to be honest,-if you- protein and stuff. you need to be honest, if you want to be honest, even if you want to go be honest, even if you want to ee-iiill— be honest, even if you want to ee-iiill ie— be honest, even if you want to go milk is affordable. go organic. milk is affordable. twen—tnel go organic. milk is affordable.. even _the then even organic. and then the then the even organic. and then the then tne-eenenalw- even organic. and then the then the generally massaged. the cows are generally massaged. i the cows are generally massaged. i-tnew— the cows are generally massaged. i-tnew virtually— the cows are generally massaged. i they virtually have like i mean, they virtually have like a,-a_ i mean, they virtually have like a—a eleep— i mean, they virtually have like a,-a deep tissue- i mean, they virtually have like a, a deep tissue job. a, you know, a deep tissue job. pea.— a, you know, a deep tissue job. vean. wean— a, you know, a deep tissue job. vean. vean i— a, you know, a deep tissue job. yeah. yeah i mean,— a, you know, a deep tissue job. yeah. yeah i mean, it's like a letter— yeah. yeah i mean, it's like a better lifestyle— yeah. yeah i mean, it's like a better lifestyle than i have. i

was-indonesia— better lifestyle than i have. i was indonesia and i stopped was in indonesia and i stopped at tnie— was in indonesia and i stopped at this little— was in indonesia and i stopped at this little hut— was in indonesia and i stopped at this little hut to like, you knew— at this little hut to like, you knew tnew— at this little hut to like, you know, they sold— at this little hut to like, you know, they sold drinks and stuff and know, they sold drinks and stuff ant—ane- and i ordered a coconut and the guy— and i ordered a coconut and the ew-neane— and i ordered a coconut and the ew-neane trem- and i ordered a coconut and the guy round from behind the guy came round from behind the bar:— guy came round from behind the tan an— guy came round from behind the tan ap— guy came round from behind the tan up a— guy came round from behind the bar, ran up a coconut tree and enabled— bar, ran up a coconut tree and enabled me— bar, ran up a coconut tree and grabbed the coconut and like, enacted— grabbed the coconut and like, enacted-me— grabbed the coconut and like, chucked the ground and chucked it on the ground and men— chucked it on the ground and men-eem— chucked it on the ground and then - down. _the i chucked it on the ground and. then-down.-the big then ran down. and then the big lnite— then ran down. and then the big mite-inte— then ran down. and then the big knife-into the— then ran down. and then the big knife into the holes the knife goes into the holes at the ene.— knife goes into the holes at the ene. wean— knife goes into the holes at the ene. vean ite— knife goes into the holes at the end. yeah, it's quite a brutal lateneee— end. yeah, it's quite a brutal business, isn't— end. yeah, it's quite a brutal business, isn't it?- end. yeah, it's quite a brutal business, isn't it? these days ite— business, isn't it? these days it-eimenlew— business, isn't it? these days it's-monkey-it's. it's all monkey slaves. it's a tittenent— it's all monkey slaves. it's a different business. well, will it's all monkey slaves. it's a difflbeit business. well, will it's all monkey slaves. it's a difflbe touchingss. well, will it's all monkey slaves. it's a difflbe touching vegan l, will not be touching vegan milk aeain. — not be touching vegan milk aeain. _wew- not be touching vegan milk- again. _now-appears again. mirror. now what appears to again. mirror. now what appears te-tinet— again. mirror. now what appears te-tinet a— again. mirror. now what appears te-tinet a new— again. mirror. now what appears to first a new letter for to be at first a new letter for me— to be at first a new letter for me itine— to be at first a new letter for the pride alphabet. but is, in pea,— the pride alphabet. but is, in fact, something— the pride alphabet. but is, in fact, something little fact, something a little more tnaeitienal— fact, something a little more traditional, seems a traditional, it seems so. a mexican— traditional, it seems so. a mexican mirror- traditional, it seems so. a mexican mirror married an mexican mirror has married an ailieaten— mexican mirror has married an ailieaten-a— mexican mirror has married an alligator a wedding alligator wearing a wedding eieee— alligator wearing a wedding eieeela— alligator wearing a wedding dress-a bizarre- alligator wearing a wedding dress a bizarre traditional dress in a bizarre traditional ritual— dress in a bizarre traditional ritual-_thel ritual. this is probably the leaet— ritual. this is probably the least bizarre— ritual. this is probably the least bizarre thing we've eewenet— least bizarre thing we've. covered _wasn't least bizarre thing we've- covered _wasn't he covered tonight. he wasn't he waen-t— covered tonight. he wasn't he wasn't-cocktail- covered tonight. he wasn't he wasn't-cocktail of. wasn't taking a cocktail of twee— wasn't taking a cocktail of tntee-eetlt- wasn't taking a cocktail of drugs could lactate drugs so he could lactate and tneaetteet— drugs so he could lactate and breastfeed the— drugs so he could lactate and breastfeed the alligator. no, he went— breastfeed the alligator. no, he wasn't installing— breastfeed the alligator. no, he wasn't installing alligator wasn't installing the alligator as wasn't installing the alligator ae-at— wasn't installing the alligator ae-at a— wasn't installing the alligator as-at a school.- wasn't installing the alligator as at a school. no, wasn't installing the alligator. as-at a school. no, he as a teacher at a school. no, he waen-t— as a teacher at a school. no, he waent twine— as a teacher at a school. no, he waent twine te— as a teacher at a school. no, he wasn't trying to milk the allieaten. — wasn't trying to milk the alligator. yeah, yeah. so, yeah, tain— alligator. yeah, yeah. so, yeah, tain play— alligator. yeah, yeah. so, yeah, tain play te— alligator. yeah, yeah. so, yeah, fair play to him.— alligator. yeah, yeah. so, yeah, fair play to him. i— alligator. yeah, yeah. so, yeah, fair play to him. i don't know. i fair play to him. i don't know. i mean— fair play to him. i don't know. i i— fair play to him. i don't know. i mean, i should— fair play to him. i don't know. i mean, i should imagine, you knew— i mean, i should imagine, you knew me— i mean, i should imagine, you know, the coitus— i mean, i should imagine, you know, the coitus is quite is elite— know, the coitus is quite is quite tniew — know, the coitus is quite is quite tricky. but- know, the coitus is quite is quite tricky. but the only, the controversial— quite tricky. but the only, the controversial part is that he piettnet— controversial part is that he was pictured carrying her tnneten— was pictured carrying heri tnneten—nen was pictured carrying her- through_her mouth through the town with her mouth tetnt—ie— through the town with her mouth bound—is frowned.

bound shut, which is frowned upen— bound shut, which is frowned tpen—it- bound shut, which is frowned tpen—it witn- bound shut, which is frowned| upon—it with the upon when you do it with the wite — upon when you do it with the wite leenenal — upon when you do it with the wife general. right. but it's wife in general. right. but it's a-an alligator.- wife in general. right. but it's a an alligator. you a bit. it's an alligator. you you— a bit. it's an alligator. you yet can— a bit. it's an alligator. you wet eet— a bit. it's an alligator. you you can get away with it. no, me— you can get away with it. no, me tinny— you can get away with it. no, the funny thing— you can get away with it. no, the funny thing with that, you pnetatw—iwtl the funny thing with that, you. probably—but their probably do know this, but their capacity— probably do know this, but their eapaeiw-tnein- probably do know this, but their capacity their mouths capacity to open their mouths is wew— capacity to open their mouths is very-apparently- capacity to open their mouths is very apparently can very weak. apparently you can tee-antle— very weak. apparently you can use - unlike a _ very weak. apparently you can use unlike a human woman. use like a unlike a human woman. wean— use like a unlike a human woman. vean sneeline.— use like a unlike a human woman. yeah shocking. this— use like a unlike a human woman. yeah shocking. this is what nappene.— yeah shocking. this is what nappene. it— yeah shocking. this is what happens. i'd like to apologise for happens. i'd like to apologise ten-cante— happens. i'd like to apologise for curtis language tonight for leo curtis language tonight .-tnat— for leo curtis language tonight .-tnat etnenew- for leo curtis language tonight .-that strongly .- . i disavow that strongly. anyway,— . i disavow that strongly. anyway, listen, i think it's wententtl— anyway, listen, i think it's wonderful. i— anyway, listen, i think it's wonderful. i like the idea that old wonderful. i like the idea that elt—i— wonderful. i like the idea that elt—i mean- wonderful. i like the idea that old—i mean, it- wonderful. i like the idea that old—i mean, it wasi old fashioned. i mean, it was enw— old fashioned. i mean, it was enw weetentaw— old fashioned. i mean, it was only yesterday we had only yesterday mexican. we had a mine— only yesterday mexican. we had a tnineltnee— only yesterday mexican. we had a thing i free speech _ only yesterday mexican. we had a thing free speech nation that thing on free speech nation that itexiee— thing on free speech nation that itexiee wae— thing on free speech nation that itexiee .— thing on free speech nation that mexico was , like,— thing on free speech nation that mexico was , like, knee deep in mexico was, like, knee deep in the mexico was, like, knee deep in tne-tnane— mexico was, like, knee deep in the trans nonsense, and the usual trans nonsense, and eeme-ie— the usual trans nonsense, and eeme-ie eeine— the usual trans nonsense, and some is being fined for some bloke is being fined for eawine— some bloke is being fined for eawine tnat— some bloke is being fined for eawine mat a— some bloke is being fined for saying that a trans woman is a tieleeieai— saying that a trans woman is a biological male.— saying that a trans woman is a biological male. i— saying that a trans woman is a biological male. i would prefer tnie— biological male. i would prefer we eein— biological male. i would prefer this version of— biological male. i would prefer this version of mexico, frankly, wnene— this version of mexico, frankly, wnene tnew— this version of mexico, frankly, where they send— this version of mexico, frankly, where they send in the taliban . where they send in the taliban. wean— where they send in the taliban. vean taiw— where they send in the taliban. yeah daily mail— where they send in the taliban. yeah daily mail now. and if tnene-e— yeah daily mail now. and if tnene-e ene— yeah daily mail now. and if there's one story- yeah daily mail now. and if there's one story that sums up we— there's one story that sums up tne annew— there's one story that sums up the unholy mess— there's one story that sums up the unholy mess that the world is the unholy mess that the world ie in— the unholy mess that the world ie in tetaw— the unholy mess that the world is in today, it's— the unholy mess that the world is in today, it's surely a pantie— is in today, it's surely a barbie film _ is in today, it's surely a barbie film getting cancelled in vietnam— barbie film getting cancelled in vietnam because— barbie film getting cancelled in vietnam because it supports a controversial— vietnam because it supports a controversial chinese foreign peliw— controversial chinese foreign peliw-vean- controversial chinese foreign policy yeah, exactly . policy position. yeah, exactly. vietnam — policy position. yeah, exactly. vietnam bans— policy position. yeah, exactly. vietnam bans new barbie film over scene showing map of the ine— over scene showing map of the taen— over scene showing map of the nine dash line— over scene showing map of the nine dash line that depicts eenteetet— nine dash line that depicts contested beijing to contested beijing claims to tennitew—

contested beijing claims to territory-the— contested beijing claims to territory the south china territory in the south china sea. — territory in the south china sea. se— territory in the south china sea. se in— territory in the south china sea. se in a— territory in the south china sea. so in a way, it's a weird et— sea. so in a way, it's a weird version of the— sea. so in a way, it's a weird version of the classic hollywood tnine. — version of the classic hollywood tnine. _w-wee- version of the classic hollywood thing. _we've seen- thing. you know, we've seen margot— thing. you know, we've seen. m..gee,_pepppe thing. you know, we've seen margosignalling robbie thing. you know, we've seen margosignalling about robbie thing. you know, we've seen margosignalling about about ie virtue signalling about about tnie— virtue signalling about about we tim— virtue signalling about about this film and— virtue signalling about about this film and how diverse ewewtnine— this film and how diverse everything barbie should be and ewewtnine.— everything barbie should be and everything. actually, everything. but actually, tnew-we— they've upset vietnam because tnew— they've upset vietnam because tnew-tnie— they've upset vietnam because tnew-tnie .— they've upset vietnam because tnew-tnie . ite— they've upset vietnam because they-this . it's a- they've upset vietnam because they this . it's a maritime they show this. it's a maritime tetntaw.— they show this. it's a maritime boundary. yeah.— they show this. it's a maritime boundary. yeah. so i don't know if boundary. yeah. so i don't know it tnew-we— boundary. yeah. so i don't know if they've deliberately done it or-mean, you can- if they've deliberately done it or mean, you can hadn't or not. i mean, you can i hadn't neat— or not. i mean, you can i hadn't neant et— or not. i mean, you can i hadn't neant et it— or not. i mean, you can i hadn't heard of it before,— or not. i mean, you can i hadn't heard of it before, but appanentw— heard of it before, but apparently this is its usual name—al apparently this is its usual- name,_a dotted name, right? but it is a dotted line— name, right? but it is a dotted line wnien— name, right? but it is a dotted line which demonstrates that cnina— line which demonstrates that china controls— line which demonstrates that china controls all of open china controls all of the open waten— china controls all of the open waten-tnie— china controls all of the open water this resource rich water that this resource rich area _want. and i water that this resource rich- area _want. and vietnam water that this resource rich area no, want. and vietnam water that this resource rich area no, we want. and vietnam water that this resource rich area no, we own nt. and vietnam water that this resource rich area no, we own part.nd vietnam water that this resource rich area no, we own part of vietnam water that this resource rich area no, we own part of it.atnam water that this resource rich area no, we own part of it. andn says, no, we own part of it. and tnew— says, no, we own part of it. and tnew actually— says, no, we own part of it. and they actually banned uncharted, says, no, we own part of it. and they actfilm banned uncharted, says, no, we own part of it. and they actfilm fornned uncharted, says, no, we own part of it. and they actfilm for thei uncharted, says, no, we own part of it. and they actfilm for the same arted, another film for the same reasons like— another film for the same reasons like you can't even show tnat— reasons like you can't even show tnatlet— reasons like you can't even show tnatlet eea— reasons like you can't even show tnatlet in— reasons like you can't even show that of sea in vietnam like that bit of sea in vietnam like atainw— that bit of sea in vietnam like a fairly unless— that bit of sea in vietnam like a fairly unless it— that bit of sea in vietnam like a fairly unless it is part of a piet— a fairly unless it is part of a plet peint— a fairly unless it is part of a plet peint i— a fairly unless it is part of a plot point i haven't seen. pantie— plot point i haven't seen. barbie-it's- barbie maybe it's extraordinarily satirical. ij mean—well extraordinarily satirical. i- mean,_well easily mean, it might very well easily be. mean, it might very well easily tee-knew. — mean, it might very well easily tee-knew. eat- mean, it might very well easily be. _know. but the - mean, it might very well easily be. know. but the reason be. i don't know. but the reason i be. i don't know. but the reason i-tnew— be. i don't know. but the reason i-tnew pat— be. i don't know. but the reason i-tnew put it— be. i don't know. but the reason i-they put itland- be. i don't know. but the reason i they put it and the i think they put it in and the tnew— i think they put it in and the reason they-it- i think they put it in and the reason they-it in- i think they put it in and the reason they it in other reason they put it in other time— reason they put it in other tilmelte— reason they put it in other films-to show- reason they put it in other films to show the chinese films is to show the chinese eeemment— films is to show the chinese government, oh,— films is to show the chinese government, oh, look, we're we're recognising don't we're recognising you. i don't tninl— we're recognising you. i don't mint—te- we're recognising you. i don't- tninl—te-ine think taiwan belongs to you. the john— think taiwan belongs to you. the jenn—met- think taiwan belongs to you. the jenn—taet ant- think taiwan belongs to you. the john—fast and the| john cena from the fast and the ttniete— john cena from the fast and the furious actually— john cena from the fast and the furious actually came out and eat— furious actually came out and eait ne— furious actually came out and said he didn't— furious actually came out and said he didn't recognise taiwan as an independent country. he

titn-t— as an independent country. he didn't—mandarin.- as an independent country. he didn't mandarin. it didn't apology in mandarin. it eneteetwe— didn't apology in mandarin. it was grotesque there's was grotesque because there's so mien— was grotesque because there's so mean menew— was grotesque because there's so mean menew-ant- was grotesque because there's so much money-and if- was grotesque because there's so much money and if your much money in china and if your tim— much money in china and if your tilm-enewn— much money in china and if your film-shown there,- much money in china and if your film shown there, can film gets shown there, it can male— film gets shown there, it can make - difference - film gets shown there, it can make difference between make the difference between pnetitatiliw— make the difference between profitability well, profitability and not. well, i tninl— profitability and not. well, i tninl we— profitability and not. well, i think we should— profitability and not. well, i think we should back vietnam. vean. — think we should back vietnam. team _we— think we should back vietnam. yeah.-the coffee?- yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. ite— yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it-e—ett- yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it-e—ett welil yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's—out well in| yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's past out well in yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's past. out well in yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's past . and out well in yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's past . and backiut well in yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's past . and back to well in yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's past . and back to thel in yeah. got all the coffee? yeah. it's past . and back to the sun. the past. and back to the sun. vee— the past. and back to the sun. vee- ew— the past. and back to the sun. vee- etn laet— the past. and back to the sun. yes. our last story— the past. and back to the sun. yes. our last story this eenmee— yes. our last story this evening's news has had the same etteet— evening's news has had the same etteet en— evening's news has had the same etteet en wetn— evening's news has had the same effect on your state— evening's news has had the same effect on your state of mind. it nae— effect on your state of mind. it nae-mine.— effect on your state of mind. it has-mine.-might- effect on your state of mind. it has mine. might well be has on mine. this might well be the has on mine. this might well be me penteet— has on mine. this might well be the perfect antidote. what the perfect antidote. so what are the perfect antidote. so what ane-ee— the perfect antidote. so what are-go inside?- the perfect antidote. so what are go inside? bizarre are we to go inside? bizarre nealiw— are we to go inside? bizarre nealiw et— are we to go inside? bizarre reality of boil— are we to go inside? bizarre reality of boil in— are we to go inside? bizarre reality of boil in a bag. ttnenale— reality of boil in a bag. funerals where your body is littetiet— funerals where your body is litaetiet ae— funerals where your body is liquefied as they do water, emaiten— liquefied as they do water, cremation or— liquefied as they do water, cremation or boil in a bag. ttnenale— cremation or boil in a bag. funerals where— cremation or boil in a bag. funerals where your body's littetiet— funerals where your body's litaetiet .— funerals where your body's liquefied . and— funerals where your body's liquefied . and i don't know this liquefied. and i don't know this laet— liquefied. and i don't know this iaet eente — liquefied. and i don't know this just sounds. it— liquefied. and i don't know this just sounds. e as: liquefied. and i don't know this just sounds. e 35 just sounds. it sounds worse. itetw— just sounds. it sounds worse. itetw eeet.— just sounds. it sounds worse. motty best. yeah.— just sounds. it sounds worse. motty best. yeah. what- just sounds. e 35 motty best. yeah. what are you going— motty best. yeah. what are you eeine te— motty best. yeah. what are you eeine te tee— motty best. yeah. what are you going to do? like— motty best. yeah. what are you going to do? like instead of name— going to do? like instead of name a— going to do? like instead of having a little— going to do? like instead of having a little urn with some aenee— having a little urn with some aenee in— having a little urn with some aenee in p..— having a little urn with some ashes in it, you're going to nave— ashes in it, you're going to nave pee,— ashes in it, you're going to nave ate, a— ashes in it, you're going to have like, a 20— ashes in it, you're going to have like, a 20 gallon tank on me— have like, a 20 gallon tank on the mantelpiece._ have like, a 20 gallon tank on the mantelpiece. oh, is it. is it aeite— the mantelpiece. oh, is it. is it aeite ie— the mantelpiece. oh, is it. is it acid? is it— the mantelpiece. oh, is it. is it acid? is it like,— the mantelpiece. oh, is it. is it acid? is it like, not an acid tatte— it acid? is it like, not an acid tatnelit— it acid? is it like, not an acid bath?. it jeffrey— it acid? is it like, not an acid bath? it jeffrey dahmer doing bath? is it jeffrey dahmer doing this bath? is it jeffrey dahmer doing we etttte— bath? is it jeffrey dahmer doing we etttte i— bath? is it jeffrey dahmer doing this stuff? i mean,— bath? is it jeffrey dahmer doing this stuff? i mean, they would tee-it— this stuff? i mean, they would tee-it-i— this stuff? i mean, they would tee-it-i leve- this stuff? i mean, they would use-it-i love this. use acid if it was. i love this is use acid if it was. i love this ie-ttn— use acid if it was. i love this is-fun ending— use acid if it was. i love this is fun ending story. but one is the fun ending story. but one tnine— is the fun ending story. but one mine-ite— is the fun ending story. but one tnine-ite tne— is the fun ending story. but one thing-it's the co- thing that's it's the co op, appanentw— thing that's it's the co op, apparently and- thing that's it's the co op, apparently and but it feels a bit apparently and but it feels a pit ee— apparently and but it feels a bit more little— apparently and but it feels a bit more little to me. do you

knew— bit more little to me. do you knew wnat— bit more little to me. do you knew wnat i— bit more little to me. do you know what i mean? central aisle. vean. — know what i mean? central aisle. vean. en— know what i mean? central aisle. team on titl— know what i mean? central aisle. yeah. or aldi. it's— know what i mean? central aisle. yeah. or aldi. it's co—op funeralcare. _ yeah. or aldi. it's co—op funeralcare. in funeralcare. i mean that in iteelt—a- funeralcare. i mean that in itself—a bit. funeralcare. i mean that in. itself—a bit odd. itself strikes me as a bit odd. vet— itself strikes me as a bit odd. vet laet— itself strikes me as a bit odd. vet itetlte— itself strikes me as a bit odd. you just-to the— itself strikes me as a bit odd. you just to the co—op and you just go to the co—op and tnew— you just go to the co—op and tnew litwew— you just go to the co—op and they liquefy you- _ you just go to the co—op and they liquefy you. i believe in new— they liquefy you. i believe in iww all— they liquefy you. i believe in paw all it— they liquefy you. i believe in bury all it the— they liquefy you. i believe in bury all it the old fashioned way.— bury all it the old fashioned way. i— bury all it the old fashioned way. i mentioned it the other men— way. i mentioned it the other nient en— way. i mentioned it the other men en nene— way. i mentioned it the other night on here another night on here in another story ant—a- night on here in another story. ant—a tweet and somebody sent it in a tweet to and somebody sent it in a tweet te-wee— and somebody sent it in a tweet te-wee wet— and somebody sent it in a tweet te-wee yet can— and somebody sent it in a tweet to-yes, you can still- and somebody sent it in a tweet to yes, you can still get it to say yes, you can still get it tene. — to say yes, you can still get it tene. ite— to say yes, you can still get it tene. it-e a— to say yes, you can still get it done. it's a scandinavian thing wnene— done. it's a scandinavian thing wnene-tneeze— done. it's a scandinavian thing where-freeze-and- where they freeze dry and mate— where they freeze dry and enatten wet— where they freeze dry and shatter you that you end up shatter you so that you end up as shatter you so that you end up ae enantlee— shatter you so that you end up ae enanwlee. t— shatter you so that you end up as granules. a bit— shatter you so that you end up as granules. a bit like coffee. vean. — as granules. a bit like coffee. vean. inat— as granules. a bit like coffee. yeah. that reminds me of mortal tentat— yeah. that reminds me of mortal tempt—went- kombat, though. they won't tinien—niml finish him. you freeze him anyway.— finish him. you freeze him anyway, liquefying your remains finish him. you freeze him arthe y, liquefying your remains finish him. you freeze him arthe y, liqistoryig your remains finish him. you freeze him arthe y, liqistory for our remains finish him. you freeze him arthe y, liqistory for tonight. iii'is is the final story for tonight. inanl— is the final story for tonight. inanl wet— is the final story for tonight. inanl wet ee— is the final story for tonight. thank you so the is the final story for tonight. thank you so-the is thank you so much. the show is wew— thank you so much. the show is wew neanw— thank you so much. the show is vew neanw eve— thank you so much. the show is very nearly over .— thank you so much. the show is very nearly over. is— thank you so much. the show is very nearly over. is once your remains liquefied— very nearly over. is once your remains liquefied . let's take remains liquefied. let's take anetnen— remains liquefied. let's take another quick— remains liquefied. let's take another quick look at tuesday's tnent— another quick look at tuesday's tnent paeee— another quick look at tuesday's tnent paeee .— another quick look at tuesday's front pages . the— another quick look at tuesday's front pages . the daily mail front pages. the daily mail tanne— front pages. the daily mail tanle taee— front pages. the daily mail banks face probe into chilling aetnt— banks face probe into chilling account closures.— banks face probe into chilling account closures. the telegraph meteniete— account closures. the telegraph motorists used— account closures. the telegraph motorists used as— account closures. the telegraph motorists used as fuel cash cow by eeee — motorists used as fuel cash cow by eeee ine— motorists used as fuel cash cow by grocers. the guardian labour wante— by grocers. the guardian labour wants graduate— by grocers. the guardian labour wants graduate led nurseries to ten— wants graduate led nurseries to tient inetwaliw— wants graduate led nurseries to fight inequality .— wants graduate led nurseries to fight inequality. i wants graduate led nurseries to fight inequality . i knew 67% of fight inequality. i knew 67% of pattie— fight inequality. i knew 67% of peptic want— fight inequality. i knew 67% of peptic want a— fight inequality. i knew 67% of public want a cap— fight inequality. i knew 67% of public want a cap on supermarket pnieee— public want a cap on supermarket pnieee te— public want a cap on supermarket pnieee te nelp— public want a cap on supermarket prices to help the— public want a cap on supermarket prices to help the cost of livine. — prices to help the cost of livine. ine— prices to help the cost of living. the times says ailing tis— living. the times says ailing tts nae— living. the times says ailing

nhs has made— living. the times says ailing nhs has made us sicker, says iavit— nhs has made us sicker, says iavit ant— nhs has made us sicker, says javid and the— nhs has made us sicker, says javid and the daily star. honey enntnl— javid and the daily star. honey we've shrunk the— javid and the daily star. honey we've shrunk the brains with our pneeeeeet— we've shrunk the brains with our processed food. _ we've shrunk the brains with our processed food. those were your tnent— processed food. those were your tnent paeee.— processed food. those were your front pages. well,— processed food. those were your front pages. well, that's all we nave— front pages. well, that's all we nave time— front pages. well, that's all we have time for. _ front pages. well, that's all we have time for. thank you to my eteet— have time for. thank you to my guest lee— have time for. thank you to my guest, leo aukus_ have time for. thank you to my guest, leo aukus and nick dixon. inanl— guest, leo aukus and nick dixon. inanl vet— guest, leo aukus and nick dixon. inanl vet te— guest, leo aukus and nick dixon. inanl vet te ail— guest, leo aukus and nick dixon. thank you to all of— guest, leo aukus and nick dixon. thank you to all of you. i will be pael— thank you to all of you. i will be back here— thank you to all of you. i will be back here tomorrow with louis ematien— be back here tomorrow with louis senatten ant— be back here tomorrow with louis schaffer and steve— be back here tomorrow with louis schaffer and steve allen for a mean — schaffer and steve allen for a much more balanced experience . much more balanced experience. if much more balanced experience. it—tne— if you're watching the pneenamme- if you're watching the programme, for programme, stay tuned for tnealtaet— programme, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, good night

fri day fri day friday tonight on farage, it's me, friday tonight on farage, it's me, patrick christys. i am filling patrick in big man. whilst he's in for the big man. whilst he's on well—earned but on a well—earned break, but coming up the show following on a well—earned break, but c(weekend the show following on a well—earned break, but c(weekend of the show following on a well—earned break, but c(weekend of riotsshow following on a well—earned break, but c(weekend of riots acrossyllowing a weekend of riots across france, i will ask has multiculture ism failed and

could the same happen here on the streets of britain? nigel has left me with a nice little present as well. a bombshell interview with the former head of the raf, sir michael graydon , who has slammed on military resources as his resources as he gives his verdict on where we went wrong with putin and crucially as well, the woke disease is infecting our armed forces, all of those to come. but here's a tie ee— little taste. it is the raf. now tee— little taste. it is the raf. now tee emaile— little taste. it is the raf. now too small? yes— little taste. it is the raf. now too small? yes _ little taste. it is the raf. now too small? yes what's- c it is the raf. now too small? yes �*va5 gift 3 c it is the raf. now too small? yes �*va5; gift 3 cl" too small? yes what's going on in ukraine at the moment? technology is playing a part, but it's mass mass. yeah, it's air but it's mass mass. yeah, it's at ewpenienitw— but it's mass mass. yeah, it's air superiority. it's— yeah, it's air superiority. it's boots on me— air superiority. it's boots on me enetnt— air superiority. it's boots on me enetnt .— air superiority. it's boots on the ground . it's. ' 3 �*" the ground. it's. and if you haven't got it , the ground. it's. and if you haven't got it, you're at risk . haven't got it, you're at risk. look, i've seen all of that interview— look, i've seen all of that interview and— look, i've seen all of that interview and trust me, you are going— interview and trust me, you are eeine te— interview and trust me, you are eeine te want— interview and trust me, you are eeine te want te— interview and trust me, you are going to want to stay tuned to tint— going to want to stay tuned to tint eat— going to want to stay tuned to find out exactly— going to want to stay tuned to find out exactly what revelations - find out exactly what revelations that particular chap eave— revelations that particular chap eave-vew— revelations that particular chap eave-vew ewn- revelations that particular chap gave very own nigel gave to our very own nigel tanaee— gave to our very own nigel tanaee-nene- gave to our very own nigel farage-here on- gave to our very own nigel farage here on gb news. farage right here on gb news. ant— farage right here on gb news. ant well— farage right here on gb news. and we'll also— farage right here on gb news. and we'll also have an update on the and we'll also have an update on me eeantal— and we'll also have an update on the scandal of— and we'll also have an update on the scandal of banks cancelling tnein— the scandal of banks cancelling tnein evn— the scandal of banks cancelling their own customers closing their own customers by closing tnein—vee— their own customers by closing their-yes, that's- their own customers by closing their yes, that's not their accounts. yes, that's not te— their accounts. yes, that's not te te— their accounts. yes, that's not one to be missed,— their accounts. yes, that's not one to be missed, but all of tie—

one to be missed, but all of