that the male offender is well that the male offender is also deceased. local media reporting he was shot by police. that not confirmed by them as yet, but armed police still surround the area where police say the incident has been contained to this building, which was under construction . which was under construction. and there's a large armed police presence in the area. and multiple emergency service vehicles, as you can imagine, are on the scene. this is causing some shock and horror. of course, the other side of the world right now. and it's the morning, the time in new zealand is 11:00 in the morning. auckland's mayor described the situation as scary . people have situation as scary. people have been asked to stay at home and avoid travelling the city avoid travelling to the city centre . these are live pictures centre. these are live pictures coming from new zealand. coming to us from new zealand. so you're watching on so if you're watching on television, we can't television, forgive. we can't control what is being looked at right now, but you can see in the forefront of your screen the emergency vehicles on scene. well, you may remember, if you follow the news, new zealand implemented assault weapons implemented an assault weapons ban days after the

ban just six days after the christchurch massacre back in 2019. 50,000 new zealanders handedin 2019. 50,000 new zealanders handed in their guns. when that happened. handed in their guns. when that happened . the response to this happened. the response to this will no doubt be just as robust. but that news just in to us. two people dead and the shooter also dead, according to police . well, dead, according to police. well, in other news today, the prime minister says no one should have their bank account closed for exercising their right to free speech. the matter was raised in prime minister's questions today by mp david davis , who described by mp david davis, who described the closure of gb news presenter nigel farage's bank account by the exclusive bank. coutts as vindictive, irresponsible and he said it was undemocratic . rishi said it was undemocratic. rishi sunak was asked if the government would need uk banks to inform the treasury about all the accounts they've closed for non—commercial reasons over the last decade . coutts responded last decade. coutts responded this evening in a statement, a gb news saying it is not coutts policy to close customer accounts solely on the basis of

legally held political and personal views . tata, the owner personal views. tata, the owner of jaguar land rover, is set to create 4000 jobs in the uk through a new electric car battery factory. it's expected to be built in somerset. the prime minister says it will also lead to thousands more jobs in the supply chain, although it's understood the factory will be backed by significant subsidies from government amounting to from the government amounting to hundreds millions of pounds. hundreds of millions of pounds. inflation has fallen today, but the chancellor says the government isn't complacent about the current cost of living and says he understands that people are worried about rising costs. jeremy hunt was responding to the latest inflation figures, which have fallen faster than expected in the year to june. inflation now stands at 7.9. last month it was 8.7. it and lastly, it's just bnng 8.7. it and lastly, it's just bring you some news concerning what is happening in italy right now. they've put 23 cities on

red alert because of the heat . red alert because of the heat. temperatures are set to reach up to 46 c this week. that comes as the heat wave continues to hit most of southern europe just as people head overseas for their main summer holidays . and main summer holidays. and wildfires have been burning for a third day the greek capital a third day in the greek capital of with people urged to of athens with people urged to flee their homes as the eu deployed planes and deployed firefighting planes and helicopters across the region . helicopters across the region. you're up to date on tv, online, dab+ radio and on the tune in app. this is gb news, britain's news . news. channel hello and welcome to headliners i >>i -- >>iam lam >> i am simon evans joining me tonight , a >> i am simon evans joining me tonight, a boy and his dog ish josh howie and the big dog, nick dixon . there we are. there's dixon. there we are. there's a nice, heartwarming frame for the for the fireworks that are about

to fly. >> we've got some marvel news to explore and expose this evening. gentlemen, let's take a look at the front pages. we kick off with the telegraph who are doing god's work on this story. nats best boss under pressure over farage bank scandal. that is. nigel circled there as though by a large graffiti artist for some reason express gas prices must drop now inflation has fallen . drop now inflation has fallen. that seems to be a diktat rather than an economic forecast . than an economic forecast. guardian tory mps fear by elections could leave government in death throes. do they, though really? the times bank told to respect free speech and that, i assume, is more about the farage bank account daily mail new law to kerb banks that shut down your account and a singleton no

more bridget jones to wed british hunk and finally the daily star . complete british hunk and finally the daily star. complete and british hunk and finally the daily star . complete and utter daily star. complete and utter bankers , a story which is mad bankers, a story which is mad enough even to attract the attentions of the star. those were your front pages . so we were your front pages. so we will start with the front page of the telegraph. josh and the story, which is creating sparks across gb news floor of the hopefully the whole of this country as well it should. >> natwest boss under pressure over farage bank scandal. >> so things have progressed when nigel farage released to the public what was going on for this situation. >> the bbc particularly he is it simon jack put out this thing basically saying that they've been told by the source from coutts that that he didn't have enough money essentially was the gist of it. and that was why he lost his account. like source it turns out the need to have £1

million. >> yeah. and all of this stuff like that, even loads of like that, even though loads of people have million, like that, even though loads of pecthe have million, like that, even though loads of pecthe you1e million, like that, even though loads of pecthe you would,illion, like that, even though loads of pecthe you would, you'd all the stuff you would, you'd be have that be insane to have that much. >> yeah, exactly. so it >> yeah, well exactly. so it turns the natwest boss turns out that the natwest boss who coutts just happened to who owns coutts just happened to have dinner night before who owns coutts just happened to have him. er night before who owns coutts just happened to have him. so night before who owns coutts just happened to have him. so . night before who owns coutts just happened to have him. so . like, ht before who owns coutts just happened to have him. so . like, notefore who owns coutts just happened to have him. so . like, not a—dur. with him. so. like, not a—dur. no sitting next to each other at a function and then suddenly a source close to the thing. so this is. >> i've put you next to me, sir. >>— >> i've put you next to me, sir. >> yeah, exactly. >> yeah, exactly. >> just fed it to him. he just uncritically just put out there whether he knew the real information or not. didn't do his job as a journalist . i'm not his job as a journalist. i'm not a journalist, by the way. i just read say. so. read what journalists say. so. so she's been criticised. she should criticised for that. should be criticised for that. bbc needs to criticised for bbc needs to be criticised for not taking it further and the only sort of light at the end of the tunnel seems to be that rishi sunak is actually will hopefully achieve something with this government because they're now putting under review. now putting this under review. there already a financial there was already a financial investigation going on and they're going to sort of tag on to that. this whole the accounts

now will it'll be illegal for them to close people's accounts because seem doesn't it, nick? >> because this this like >> because this this is like a really quite serious transgression in not another culture wars kind of blip . this culture wars kind of blip. this is this is something pretty fundamental to a functioning democracy that people cannot close down a bank account because you voted the wrong way. and he's not an extremist. no absolutely. >> it's absolutely shocking. and the fact that, as josh says, that that. simon jack and other people like john sopel, former bbc, lbc, went along with it bbc, now lbc, went along with it in such a cavalier way. it was seemed very dodgy the seemed very dodgy to me at the time, pretty obvious disinformation whether disinformation, whether deliberate at the deliberate or not. but at the time them, as josh time it reached them, as josh says, just went it. says, they just went with it. oh, have enough money. oh, we didn't have enough money. they were just gloating. john sobel's still up about sobel's tweet is still up about that it. that and just saw it. >> now checked before >> now i just checked before we came calling. yeah. >> now i just checked before we canand calling. yeah. >> now i just checked before we canand so calling. yeah. >> now i just checked before we canand so it'silling. yeah. >> now i just checked before we canand so it's absolutely. >> and so it's absolutely shocking. >> and if look at >> and if you look at the dossier, i know talked about dossier, i know we talked about this last night, i wasn't here, so to about so i didn't get to talk about it. fact they called farage it. the fact they called farage a disingenuous grifter, mean, it. the fact they called farage a was|genuous grifter, mean, it. the fact they called farage a was the uous grifter, mean, it. the fact they called farage a was the languagezr, mean, it. the fact they called farage a was the language of mean, it. the fact they called farage a was the language of an ean, it was the language of an twitter account. the most

twitter account. and the most shocking was when shocking part was to me was when they said, this is not a political decision, but one centred around inclusivity and purpose, a sort purpose, as if that's not a sort of sounding political of woke sounding political statement as they either statement as if they are either lying they this lying about why they did this farage so farage or they were so entrenched ideology that they entrenched in ideology that they couldn't was okay couldn't tell that it was okay to views, they to have other views, but they wanted it wanted desperately to present it as if he had accidentally exposed himself like a buffoon, like posts like somebody who posts a picture a screenshot their picture of a screenshot of their computer tentacle picture of a screenshot of their comjopen tentacle picture of a screenshot of their comjopen something1tacle picture of a screenshot of their comjopen something . acle tabs open or something. >> farage. >> farage. >> yeah, yeah. he's just he's just he's obviously and in reality, he's absolutely identified a significant problem thatis identified a significant problem that is like underneath the crust. >> and we should thank toby young as well because he did some of this work when they got he got debunked from paypal. >> and it's just like, josh >> and it's just like, as josh says, one that could says, the one good that could come is that banks now says, the one good that could comepotentiallythat banks now says, the one good that could comepotentially lose banks now says, the one good that could comepotentially lose their; now may potentially lose their licences if they do this in future. >> let's hope so. we want to have quick look at another have a quick look at another story telegraph. i'm story on the telegraph. but i'm right. eu falklands malvinas. >> yeah. argentina claims diplomat the diplomat triumph over the falklands. this eu falklands. and this is an eu document that they put out an an agreed declaration with the eu

and latin american and caribbean countries where they refer to the falklands as the malvinas . the falklands as the malvinas. does the uk have said this is really out of order? i think it's out of order, it's not cool, it's not. and they're saying , oh, this cool, it's not. and they're saying, oh, this is cool, it's not. and they're saying , oh, this is about saying, oh, this is about respecting international law. well, called . well, that's what it's called. it's falklands point it's the falklands, 99 point something% the people who something% of the people who live in the falklands voted to stay of the uk . so stay as part of the uk. so i think it's disgusting and it's not some island that was settled, you know , and the settled, you know, and the original population original argentinian population was squeezed out either. we've been we've know, had was squeezed out either. we've besincez've know, had was squeezed out either. we've besince 1833. know, had was squeezed out either. we've besince 1833. and 10w, had was squeezed out either. we've besince 1833. and also had was squeezed out either. we've besince 1833. and also just had was squeezed out either. we've besince 1833. and also just the d it since 1833. and also just the gleeful way that the eu is like, well, you're not part of us now, so we don't have to listen to you. >> it could be exactly what the tories can go tories need, though. can we go over express? nick yeah. over to the express? nick yeah. express must stop how. >> now. >> inflation has fallen. this >> inflation has fallen. so this is hunt saying that, is jeremy hunt saying that, look, inflation gone down to look, inflation has gone down to 7.9. guys practically nothing. we've it. he's calling we've smashed it. he's calling this the first fruits of difficult decisions. what a great so now he's saying, great job. so now he's saying, of course, savings be of course, the savings must be passed the consumer. and passed on to the consumer. and whether will, i know. whether they will, i don't know. he's shops your

he's saying shops lower your pnces he's saying shops lower your prices like the banks prices a bit like the banks where you know, you're now getting emails like, hey, getting these emails like, hey, your interest up some your interest has gone up some pathetic nothing% pathetic tiny point nothing% because up. because interest rates are up. so constant thing of so it's this constant thing of like, will it ever actually be passed is? well, thing >> what is? well, the thing about is decent about shops is decent grocery shops but big shops at any rate, but big supermarkets, they work on very small they small margins anyway. they they always they're not capable always do. they're not capable of creating a, you know, a of like creating a, you know, a what do you call it? buffer. no. like a, you know, a secret currency . rac you know, like currency. rac you know, like they like the opec thing, like a cartel . they're not. yeah, cartel. they're not. yeah, exactly. they cannot do that. the prices will reflect at the wholesale prices, the available vat. >> the demand depends on who bunks >> the demand depends on who blinks first. because if they're all keeping the prices a little bit higher, once somebody will blink, once someone blinks . bit higher, once somebody will blink, once someone blinks. but that's saying. the that's what i'm saying. the question long is that that's what i'm saying. the questito long is that that's what i'm saying. the questito take long is that that's what i'm saying. the questito take and ong is that that's what i'm saying. the questito take and how s that that's what i'm saying. the questito take and how much are going to take and how much are we to have to pay over the we going to have to pay over the years. is actually i years. but this is actually i just be result of. just want to be as a result of. >> jeremy hunt. no, no, it won't be thing. >> jeremy hunt. no, no, it won't be buting. >> jeremy hunt. no, no, it won't be but i g. >> jeremy hunt. no, no, it won't be but i want to say two things >> but i want to say two things about this. first of all, this is good news. obviously is is good news. obviously this is

going who going down for people who are about out renew about to take out renew their mortgages and whatnot. it means that unlikely it looks that it's unlikely that it looks like going to go 6.25. like we're going to go to 6.25. it's go to six. but it's going to go to six. but the other thing just want to other thing is, i just want to say is that the government say here is that the government is responsibility for is claiming responsibility for this. here, the this. but as it says here, the ons said that the cheaper fuel was cause. and was the biggest cause. and that's with that's got nothing to do with the government. that's got nothing to do with the no, ernment. that's got nothing to do with the no, at|ment. that's got nothing to do with the no, at all. it. that's got nothing to do with the no, at all. absolutely. >> no, at all. absolutely. and in in spite of their in fact, is in spite of their ridiculous that ridiculous policies on that front. go the front. george, you go to the guardian now. front. george, you go to the gueyes.�*| now. front. george, you go to the gueyes.�*| novmps fear by >> yes. tory mps fear by elections could leave government in is three in death row. is there a three by tomorrow if they by elections tomorrow if they lose it would be the lose all three, it would be the first time, think, since first time, i think, since 1968 that has lost that the government has lost three elections same three by elections on the same day. right. they're all day. all right. and they're all three by three very different by elections constituencies. elections or constituencies. selby and has 20,000 majority at the last election. so if they lose, that's a massive swing, even bigger than than new labour got in 97. and you've obviously got in 97. and you've obviously got you've got boris johnson's old uxbridge up as well . that's old uxbridge up as well. that's only a 7000 majority. and then you also have it looks like the lib dems are pretty much feeling

pretty smug that they're going to win over the one there to win over the other one there in . so the in north yorkshire. so the question is afterwards, what's the aftermath going to be? because if they lose all three, of course then the tories, there will be it'll be obviously embarrassing, it'll be humiliating, but embarrassing, it'll be humiliating , but no humiliating, but there's no question general election question of a general election coming any or anything coming any earlier or anything likethey carry coming any earlier or anything like they carry they coming any earlier or anything likethey carry they have >> they will carry on. they have a majority and will a huge majority and it will be. i mean, all know those. i mean, but we all know those. you we've watching you know, we've been watching the you the polling numbers. do you think anything think there's anything any surprises nick? surprises here, nick? >> not really. the only interesting will interesting part is that will this wake up call for this be the wake up call for sunak to see how out of touch he is with voters and how much anger is towards the anger there is towards the conservatives? just about conservatives? yeah, just about all quarters. >> interesting. well, all quarters. >> have interesting. well, all quarters. >> have intelookng. well, all quarters. >> have intelook at well, all quarters. >> have inte look at the ll, you have 30s to look at the star. have they got anything to add to the bank? >> probably need. they've >> probably all we need. they've gone complete and utter gone with complete and utter bankers to be a de bankers and they seem to be a de late story that the late onto the story that the bank paid 25 million bank of england paid 25 million in bonuses to staff. they're calling england calling it bank of england chiefs a of and chiefs for a bit of colour and basically andrew bailey he gets almost talked almost 500 k and he's talked about need for restraint about the need for restraint because wage price spiral because the wage price spiral and he's handing out 25 and yet he's handing out 25

million the angle. million to staff is the angle. yeah well it's a decent angle though say a bit late though as you say a bit late that part one. that is it for part one. >> but up, we have cuts >> but coming up, we have cuts as tilting at turbines and as mad tilting at turbines and attitudes that belong in a museum and are indeed found in a museum. we'll see you in a

radio. and welcome back to headliners with me, simon evans with josh howie and nick dixon on the desk. >> so gb news continues to make the news. josh and if it's not my battle with service station parking franchises , it's our parking franchises, it's our colleague nigel being persecuted by the banks. well, they say we're going to go into that again now by the look of it. >> no, i think we i think we did it really well. >> i think we've done that, haven't we? okay, let's move on. that one has left in, that one has been left in, obviously an earlier obviously from an earlier version guardian. version of the show guardian. let's at that let's have a look at that instead, wallace, instead, nick ben wallace, who is at next is stepping down at the next election, says can't imagine election, says he can't imagine what to have been election, says he can't imagine what out to have been election, says he can't imagine what out of have been election, says he can't imagine what out of youre been election, says he can't imagine what out of your job an election, says he can't imagine what out of your job simply hounded out of your job simply

on sexuality. on account of your sexuality. >> is rishi sunak >> yeah, this is rishi sunak apologises for past ban on lgbt people serving in military and they're talking about the period from 1967 to 2000 where it was it was legal to be gay, but not in the military. so they're saying this was appalling and a failure of the british state and so and have some so on. and i do have some sympathy, obviously, know, sympathy, obviously, you know, this some this is important for some people. think the people. and you do think of the historic treatment earlier than this like turing. this of people like alan turing. and was pretty appalling. and it was pretty appalling. yeah, only caveat and it was pretty appalling. yeaigoing only caveat and it was pretty appalling. yeaigoing to only caveat and it was pretty appalling. yeaigoing to say only caveat and it was pretty appalling. yeaigoing to say is only caveat and it was pretty appalling. yeaigoing to say is i'm' caveat and it was pretty appalling. yeaigoing to say is i'm a aveat and it was pretty appalling. yeaigoing to say is i'm a bitat i'm going to say is i'm a bit sick the constant looking sick of the constant looking back apologising we do back and apologising that we do in time. in this country all the time. it's a bit like you go to therapy you banging on therapy and you keep banging on about with some about your childhood with some pragmatic in pragmatic cbt might be more in order thing is i'll order and the only thing is i'll just quickly out as well. it's quite ironic. they're saying this all appalling. were, this is all appalling. we were, you people you know, kicking people out just of their sexuality you know, kicking people out just so of their sexuality you know, kicking people out just so and their sexuality you know, kicking people out just so and yet ir sexuality you know, kicking people out just so and yet ir sexlstill' and so on, and yet we're still doing it with raf saying doing it with the raf saying useless white males. yeah, just choosing different do useless white males. yeah, just crwith.g different do it with. >> that's thing that struck >> that's the thing that struck me that we've just me really, is that we've just moved things moved on into different things that persecuted or that seem to be persecuted or considered unacceptable. but they specific they are talking about specific cases were not not cases where people were not not just eliminated from the

just legally eliminated from the recruitment possibilities, but we're also treated badly as well. and that's and people are blackmailed and abused and whatnot. >> yeah, bullying , harassment. >> yeah, bullying, harassment. so this a it is have an so this is a it is have an apology. you acknowledge that there was a problem and hopefully you move make hopefully you move on and make things my only caveat things better. my only caveat i'm to add is the i'm going to add to this is the constant lgb . t like i don't constant lgb. t like i don't i maybe someone will correct me if there are any trans people who were persecuted during 1967 to 1990 or whatever till 2000, but i don't believe so . they were i don't believe so. they were persecuted for their sexuality . persecuted for their sexuality. the t has got nothing to do with your sexuality. why? it's been constantly put in there. there's a i saw a twitter thread today. there's a new story that's happening america happening in america where a young joined young woman who's joined the army there is complaining army over there is complaining because has two trans women because she has two trans women intact males in her dorm having to shower with them and is now about to quit the army . about to quit the army. >> that is. i mean, i suppose, you know, and, you know, i'm not i'm speaking, on on on

i'm broadly speaking, on on on board this, although, board with this, although, i mean, case mean, you could make the case that in the 80s and the that in the 80s and 90s the argument against having gays and lesbians in the armed forces was that people felt unsafe in their dorms, their barracks or whatever, knowing that there were might were people who might be sexually towards them, sexually attracted towards them, that they expected that they were expected to shower with. that kind of argument made and now shower with. that kind of argunpretty made and now shower with. that kind of argunpretty much de and now shower with. that kind of argunpretty much eliminated ow shower with. that kind of argunpretty much eliminated and been pretty much eliminated and everyone's comfortable everyone's very comfortable about that's not about it. maybe that's not a million miles. the difference is here is we're talking about million miles. the difference is here is whoa talking about million miles. the difference is here is whoa talphysically weaker million miles. the difference is here memo; talphysically weaker million miles. the difference is here men .n talphysically weaker than men. >> that's a scientific fact. so to be housed and having showers with biologic men, there's a reason we have separation in reason why we have separation in the first place. >> but there there a >> but there is there is a reason. other people the reason. but other people at the time was time also thought there was a reason you didn't have gay reason that you didn't have gay men in in the military because you uncomfortable men in in the military because you being. uncomfortable men in in the military because you being. don'tmfortable men in in the military because you being. don't know. ble men in in the military because you being. don't know. i'm about being. i don't know. i'm just saying is saying is take women of army. yeah women out of the army. yeah >> saying fairly only >> no, i'm saying fairly only women in the army is what i'm saying. >> telegraph now, josh joni got it wrong. they did pave paradise and they did take down the trees, but they didn't put them in a tree museum. >> . that's a problem. that's >> wow. that's a problem. that's

a problem. yeah it it always seemed to go very good. snp admits to felling 16 million trees to develop wind farms . now trees to develop wind farms. now i'm not against wind farms. they they're they're a cheap way and they're they're a cheap way and they're can provide a lot of electricity 16 million trees though that sounds that's a lot of trees that's a lot of carbon capture isn't it is the thing that we're all kind of obviously you know, thinking as well as the beauty. >> and the forest services are saying farm, saying and the wind farm, there's planting there's compensatory planting elsewhere, hasn't been elsewhere, but that hasn't been 100% confirmed. it just seems like an immense amount of trees. i can't sort of fathom that amount of space necessary. you sort of for me, i just go, well, there's a tree cut it down and then you can put a wind turbine. wind turbine, ten trees the wind turbine, ten trees all the way around it. that's my scientific of it. scientific assessment of it. >> i mean, they do, they they pack these in pretty pack these trees in pretty tightly plantations. tightly into the plantations. i don't know if these trees that were taken down were the ones that had been planted, you know, not earlier terry not very much earlier by terry wogan or something. i seem to remember, load of

remember, planted a load of trees, i mean, it's a trees, but i mean, it's a farming right? farming crop, right? these trees, is like trees, this is not like old growth forest anything. growth forest or anything. >> they're worried that >> i think they're worried that it's that because >> i think they're worried that it's laws that because >> i think they're worried that it's laws have that because >> i think they're worried that it's laws have beent because >> i think they're worried that it's laws have been waterede >> i think they're worried that it's laws have been watered down the laws have been watered down so do so that they can now do unspoiled wild land, which is the yeah. the the proper stuff. yeah. the good. good wood. yeah good. the good wood. yeah >> so i mean. i mean, it's got the whole net zero thing. we come pretty much every come to it pretty much every evening has evening don't we. but it has obviously been, you know, poorly thought how thought through in terms of how reliable there's there's reliable it is. there's there's still expectation that it's still the expectation that it's that it's going to have to be supported by gas power stations and so on. otherwise, you're going to have rolling blackouts every because the every so often just because the wind like wind dies down, it feels like there's whole cluster of there's a whole cluster of reasons that we may just have gone a bit too soon this . gone a bit too soon with this. >> oh, yeah, well, i'm against it, obviously. i mean, it's because it sounds kind because it sounds like the kind of a sort of central of thing it's a sort of central planning like, oh, need planning of like, oh, we need wind we then we go, wind farms. but we then we go, we the of we go against the kind of scrutiny preservation of scrutiny and preservation of, of forestry, i would forestry, which is where i would land you land that would always, you know, the casting vote know, be my the casting vote would know, be my the casting vote wothow does it feel in your gut >> how does it feel in your gut to take down 60 million trees, to take down 60 million trees, to something that's to put up something that's

probably term probably a very short term solution, to solution, destroying nature to save solution, destroying nature to sav it makes a contradiction >> it makes a contradiction there. but i suppose the alternative to it out in alternative is to put it out in the sea. >> and then of course you well, there's probably some bad reason. yeah, reason. seaweed oh, yeah, walruses independent. not in my back. walrus independent. now. nick and a sickness explosion, which is a statistical rather than projectile vomiting type of thing i think is that right? >> yes see what you mean. yes. >> yes i see what you mean. yes. it's more of a metaphoric explosion in this case. sickness explosion in this case. sickness explosion in this case. sickness explosion in the uk costing billions per year. and what this is, is a report from the king's fund think tank and the former labour minister, lord filkin and as you'd expect from the independent a labour independent and a labour minister, a short minister, it's a bit short on answers . so about our answers. so it talks about our levels of obesity, excessive drinking health drinking and large health inequalities this country. inequalities in this country. but it doesn't really tell me what they're going to do about but it doesn't really tell me wh it they're going to do about but it doesn't really tell me wh it says�*re going to do about but it doesn't really tell me wh it says nhsying to do about but it doesn't really tell me wh it says nhs can't) do about but it doesn't really tell me wh it says nhs can't solve bout but it doesn't really tell me wh it says nhs can't solve it,jt it. it says nhs can't solve it, but then you get to the answer, what's lo and what's the answer? oh lo and behold, it's more taxes. so it's very it's the very left. the answer, it's the tax and regulation to encourage healthy tax and regulation to encourage heathe half a people who >> the half a dozen people who are working. yeah. yeah. are still working. yeah. yeah.

>> it's taxing. are still working. yeah. yeah. >> it's it's taxing. are still working. yeah. yeah. >> it's taxing> it's taxing sugar type of thing. i imagine they're saying cross—government very cross—government action. very vague about quality housing, the air we breathe and taxing people . so although they've identified a with obesity and a problem with obesity and drinking , a problem with obesity and drinking, yeah, the a problem with obesity and drinking , yeah, the solution drinking, yeah, the solution seems a bit vague so it's all minimum pricing for alcohol and all thing. minimum pricing for alcohol and all and thing. minimum pricing for alcohol and all and the thing. minimum pricing for alcohol and all and the sodaiing. minimum pricing for alcohol and all and the soda tax, i mean, the >> and the soda tax, i mean, the argument a lot of those argument against a lot of those is they just hit the is that they just hit the working the or indeed working classes. the or indeed the underclass. you who the underclass. you know, who rely carbohydrates and booze rely on carbohydrates and booze to cheer themselves up. a little bit. >> to be fair, it's an incredibly hard problem to solve. while you have junk foods everywhere. and it also something don't like. something the left don't like. it depends personal it depends on personal responsibility. it not? responsibility. is it not? >> that it's >> is there any sense that it's this a pandemic post this is a pandemic or post pandemic not pandemic thing? i mean, not getting no getting into. no >> something that's been >> this is something that's been brewing they should brewing for years. they should have been on top this. have been on top of this. i would ago, maybe would say a decade ago, maybe even 15 years ago, because it has been brewing. costing has been brewing. it's costing our economy like hundreds of millions 15 billion. yeah millions. 15,15 billion. yeah yeah. and this is what they and for me, the real nub of this was we cannot treat our way out of a pubuc we cannot treat our way out of a public health crisis. it's not

enough to say send in the enough to say the send in the nhs at the end. can't run nhs at the end. you can't run these out. no, these things out. no, absolutely. yeah. this needs to be at a deeper level. be sorted out at a deeper level. i you. they don't i agree with you. they don't really it properly. how really get into it properly. how that's are. that's necessary, but they are. they good they have high aims and good aims that are like to increase life expectancy by five years, by 2035. that's not too long away at all. and also targets . away at all. and also targets. >> i didn't see too many solutions at this stage. >> well, let's see. >> well, let's see. >> well, let's see. >> well, is because the >> well, this is because the solutions that they tried of this like banging out this kind, like like banging out the sugary drinks and so the tax on sugary drinks and so on, very mixed oh, really? >> i read a study that that really drinks really worked. the sugar drinks one and now one really did work. and now that over people going that forced over people going to non right and non sugary drinks right now and it's working so okay all right well i wish i wish it well josh museum news now in the guardian for roald dahl, aficionado a tale of the long expected . yeah, tale of the long expected. yeah, roald dahl museum acknowledges author's anti—semitism . um, they author's anti—semitism. um, they are basically put a statement out on their website that they've put a display there's a

panel near the entrance of his museum. i'm a big fan of roald dahl of his books. i've got all his books, read them to the kids. not a fan of his of him as a person. he said some horrible thing about my people and but you have to separate the artist and the art and at least when they're dead, i find it a lot eafien they're dead, i find it a lot easier. yeah. i'm still not listening to. yeah. and wiley, i mean, think, you know , and we mean, i think, you know, and we all have slightly we discussed trigger warnings so on and trigger warnings and so on and it the way. it can get in the way. >> if you're going to >> but if you're going to a museum, a reasonable museum, it seems a reasonable expectation a expectation that you want a picture of the man, don't picture of the full man, don't you? to understand all you? you want to understand all his faults. his flaws and faults. >> it's unpopular these >> and i'm it's unpopular these days separate the art from days to separate the art from the i also the artist. but i do also aim towards there's another towards that. there's another norwegian writer that's a bit that's like though, that's why you like him, though, isn't that's why you like him, though, isn'yeah. that's why you like him, though, isn'yeah . you don't like the. >> yeah. you don't like the. >> yeah. you don't like the. >> like the books, the comments about jewish people? >> i it. read the >> yeah, i love it. i read the non—fiction. but yeah, if you think knut hamsun, another think about knut hamsun, another norwegian a or norwegian writer, he became a or backed but he lived in his

backed the, but he lived in his later life, but he lived till 92. but as you say, he wrote a seminal novel, hunger. so is it worth still? you know, you worth it still? you know, you get get the get the novel and you get the stupid later and that's stupid views later on and that's before you even get into germany, where, i mean, if you wanted to kind of be a purist about which germans, know, about which germans, you know, emerged about which germans, you know, emyyes d about which germans, you know, emyyes . there's an entire book >> yes. there's an entire book by clive james called cultural amnesia , which just pretends to amnesia, which just pretends to be sort of marginal to from books he's read over the 20 or 30 years of his life, but is largely about how various artists , writers and poets and artists, writers and poets and so on received bonded to the political crisis of the 20th century. it's quite an interesting friend bought me. >> read but i have >> i haven't read it, but i have it on my shelf. it's more important. >> it's an interesting subject in almost in itself. you could almost do a whole, it. whole, you know, phd on it. >> yeah. do you think it was weird though? mint weird though? the royal mint concluded was concluded that roald dahl was not regarded an author of the not regarded as an author of the highest isn't that highest reputation? isn't that ridiculous? highest reputation? isn't that ridiculouzchildren's author? foremost children's author? >> thought was, >> i would have thought he was, although i don't although i'll be honest, i don't like much. like him that much. >> and it's the >> and it's not the anti—semitism, although now i know go off that. know i could go off on that. i just he's farmer just think he's very farmer phobic. seems have it in

phobic. he seems to have it in in in for people who try and run functioning and shoot functioning farms and shoot foxes. never i've foxes. yeah i've never i've never heard of this particular new because he knows that new it's because he knows that plays well with kids. farmer plays well with the kids. farmer lives farmer lives lives matter okay farmer lives matter. big farmer matter. that's right big farmer that that's it for two. that that's it for part two. coming up, trans collateral, a cure for my personality and why women's football is statistically better than men's . see you in a couple of minutes i >> -- >> that 5mm >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers. proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello there. i'm jonathan vautrey. here with your latest gb news weather forecast provided by the met office. we have seen a few showers around today. some of those on the heavier side, but increasingly into this evening, they will be easing out for many of us and actually many of us seeing some late evening sunshine and the showers persisting. for the longest, across far longest, though, across the far north—east scotland, north—east of scotland, particularly across shetland, where remain particularly across shetland, where cloudy remain particularly across shetland, where cloudy overnight1ain particularly across shetland, where cloudy overnight with a rather cloudy overnight with a brisk breeze. elsewhere , brisk breeze. but elsewhere, some clear intervals. and that will fall

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radio. >> and welcome back to headunen >> and welcome back to headliner. so let's get straight to it. the daily mail have a story about pregnant trans men that reads exactly like the sort of thing someone would make up to make you hate them . to make you hate them. >> yeah, that is about the size of it. this is fury over insane. call to let pregnant trans men take testosterone despite risks to babies . and it's as bad as to babies. and it's as bad as you think. and it starts with trans men, by the way , written trans men, by the way, written as one word pregnant trans men. they sound like a kind of special rank of guards appointed by trans trans men for by the king trans trans men for the county. >> it's bizarre. >> it's bizarre. >> but anyway, a panel of experts, including shamefully three from britain, said that

basically you should be able to take your take. they prioritise taking testosterone over the effect on the baby. it's kind of like the people that. so this is because for women people have like confused images in their head. >> sometimes you use the terminology . so we're talking terminology. so we're talking about female born men, right? >> they want to transition to being men. yeah, they want to be pregnant, they also want to pregnant, but they also want to take testosterone . and those two take testosterone. and those two things because it's things are at odds because it's very baby. it can very bad for the baby. it can cause genital development problems cause genital development probfertility and these nuts and fertility and these nuts sociologists and of course, their sociologists say that those concerns should take a back seat compared to the harms those concerns should take a backtrans compared to the harms those concerns should take a backtrans meniared to the harms those concerns should take a backtrans men might) the harms those concerns should take a backtrans men might experience; that trans men might experience . and they said patients . and they said both patients and need pursue and providers need to pursue precautionary, offspring focussed treatment approach. it's really bizarre . they said it's really bizarre. they said this ridiculous i'll this ridiculous sentence. i'll just this bit these just say this bit these approaches reinscribe binarized just say this bit these approacofs reinscribe binarized just say this bit these approacof sexinscribe binarized just say this bit these approacof sex resulting inarized just say this bit these approacof sex resulting inirized notions of sex resulting in social control in their attempts to safeguard against non normative potential future outcomes for offspring. absolute garbage basically means child abuse because i mean it is literally feelings of them. if you wanted to create a parody of

the gobbledegook , the verbiage the gobbledegook, the verbiage and also the indifference to the obvious moral priority which is the health of the baby. >> yeah. >> yeah. it's >> yeah. it's unbelievably disgusting. it's totally insane. they talk you know, there are debates about whether it's safe to have a glass of wine during someone's pregnancy taking this dangerous test known drug. and then they're sort of saying that it's more the gender affirming care i.e. the ego or the feelings of the biological woman. the mother is more important than having a normal kid. and they're like, well, what is even a normal kid? yeah, it's and that literally is part of it what even is. >> yeah that's what they're trying to push through now is like, oh, who cares even about the and by the way, this the effect and by the way, this is a a million pound grant is a half a million pound grant by a subsidiary of britain's uk research and innovation. >> so half £1 million has gone to pay for this. those people who that grant should be who put that grant should be fired . yeah. fired. yeah. >> these people should be

>> and these people should be in prison . prison. >> it's disgusting. prison. >> absolutely ing. prison. >> absolutely correct. consensus. daily mail have consensus. josh daily mail have a story of chips working as personality altering and i could certainly cheer me up. although i think a battered saveloy really did. >> i knew that was going thinking of that as well. >> when you got so yeah un warns brain chips like elon musk neuralink could be used as personal city altering weapons as fda approves tech for human trials. >> so we knew that this human trials thing was already happening, but now there was a big united nations panel, a bunch of very clever people all met up said, there's lot met up and said, there's a lot of it could of danger here because it could literally affect our personalities. wants to personalities. now he wants to what elon musk is saying is for he said he one of the things he said could be used for is to help with obesity. so i don't know if that'll be like chip know if that'll be like the chip controls keeping mouth shut controls keeping your mouth shut or but there or something. yeah, but there are the way. yeah, or something. yeah, but there are exactly. he way. yeah, or something. yeah, but there are exactly. but way. yeah, or something. yeah, but there are exactly. but there ray. yeah, or something. yeah, but there are exactly. but there are yeah, well, exactly. but there are dangers . i well, exactly. but there are dangers. i think i don't dangers. i think having i don't know feel about musk being know how i feel about musk being at the forefront of the neuralink just so that neuralink stuff just so that people clear. people are clear. >> what is generally

>> i mean, what is generally associated with is people losing limbs and so on. having like a mechanical arm, which they can then use just by thinking of just it was your own. just like it was your own. >> also control, like the toaster microwave, like >> also control, like the toastybut microwave, like >> also control, like the toastybut i'm:rowave, like >> also control, like the toastybut i'm just ave, like >> also control, like the toastybut i'm just worried like >> also control, like the toastybut i'm just worried if.ike that. but i'm just worried if he's in control, then you're going to have like 899 going to have to pay like 899 a month be able to speak longer. >> yeah, exactly. >> yeah, yeah, exactly. >> yeah, yeah, exactly. >> slices. yeah, >> i mean, four slices. yeah, yeah. suddenly yeah. if everyone suddenly starts signing up to twitter blue, he's using it blue, you'll know he's using it for it's essentially for ill. it's essentially mind control. danger that control. that's the danger that is perfectly plausible is that perfectly plausible scenario, i think. >> nick, a long read in the telegraph about how flooding the market with university degrees has not led to new has somehow not led to new enlightenment or a golden era of any other kind. in fact, yeah, we seem to talk about this lot. >> it's how tony blair devalue the degree. and this is a long piece, as you say, by noah eastwood shocking. it eastwood and it's shocking. it comes tony blair comes from the tony blair institute change. institute for global change. and they the has they admit that the uk has come to expansion of to rely on the expansion of education prop up economic education to prop up economic growth. and then growth. yeah. and then their solution is that be solution is that the sector be expanded further . that's the expanded further. that's the incredible from 53% of incredible part from 53% of young people to i'm like,

young people to 60. i'm like, hang you've acknowledged hang on, you've acknowledged that a sort of fake that it's just a sort of fake economy . and want to economy. and so they want to increase more . more. but increase it even more. more. but and and they also mean , and then and they also i mean, the conservatives gavin the conservatives like gavin williamson have spoken out against but then as they against this. but then as they point here, conservative point out here, conservative education policies haven't changed actually changed this. they've actually met target. as my met the blair target. as my friend karl to say, friend karl likes to say, they're trapped the blairite they're trapped in the blairite paradigm. this absurd paradigm. so it's this absurd idea should to idea that one should go to university that now they're university and that now they're facing of course, facing legal action. of course, because of this stuff over the pandemic. also sort pandemic. there's also the sort of migrant visa scam where you bnng of migrant visa scam where you bring your dependents to do bring over your dependents to do pointless degrees. so the whole thing it's thing has been pointless. it's unsustained and was just unsustained bill and it was just a massive mistake from blair. >> don't mention >> yeah, they don't mention anything with migrant anything to do with the migrant thing. think thing. no, i think that. >> it is. i think it is >> i think it is. i think it is fair to say that the universities in this country and education generally , i mean, i education generally, i mean, i live brighton, of live in brighton, it's full of foreign during foreign students during the summer, it's summer, which is great. it's a big of the economy, but we big part of the economy, but we are a big part are that is becoming a big part of economy. let's are that is becoming a big part of even economy. let's are that is becoming a big part of even more nomy. let's are that is becoming a big part of even more so.ny. let's say even more 50. >> say even more so. >> that's why english students are going to start losing out on spaces. is a very spaces. but it is a very interesting article . there's interesting article. there's a

few really stood few things that really stood out for it comes across for me. one is it comes across like scheme. like it's a ponzi scheme. essentially. added essentially. it's added 200 billion economy, it's billion to the economy, but it's costing about 100 costing students about 100 billion to yeah, students billion to yeah, that students are paying for it. and they're also changing so also changing the laws now. so from anybody from 2023, you have 30 then debt 30 years and then your debt would off. it's 40 would be wiped off. now it's 40 years. essentially into your years. so essentially into your 60s, to paying 60s, you're going to be paying it also, starts at it off. also, it starts at a lower 25 grand. lower threshold, 25 grand. >> used to be like almost >> so it used to be like almost at zero interest, but that's. >> that's gone up as >> yeah, and that's gone up as well. 9. then on well. it's like 9. and then on top that, and even with all top of that, and even with all of still they're of that, it's still they're paying of that, it's still they're paying universities , paying paying 5000 universities, paying £5,000 of student's place on £5,000 of a student's place on top of it. so even then they're still financial holes in the system. >> and we all know, you know, the stuff they learn is either worthless , completely, utterly worthless, completely, utterly useless gender studies or whatever, or it's stuff that could better on the job. could be better done on the job. yeah but they're saying yeah but they're also saying that a move in the that there's been a move in the last years to where you need last few years to where you need a degree to even basic like a degree to for even basic like bafic a degree to for even basic like basic nursing is not because it's demonstrating that you're reasonably . if you reasonably intelligent. if you did test another did an iq test and another couple of tests to put you on

the five conscientiousness the big five conscientiousness and on and give you six and so on and give you six months funded, you know, months of funded, you know, just like sex, drugs and rock and roll, you know, which is what all young people basically go to college for anyway. yeah >> a job at gb news. >> a job at gb news. >> absolutely . george telegraph >> a job at gb news. >> absturns.y . george telegraph >> a job at gb news. >> absturns out george telegraph >> a job at gb news. >> absturns out women'slegraph now it turns out women's football is actually superior . football is actually superior. this is interesting. >> it is interesting . women's >> it is interesting. women's football to be more football proven to be more exciting to watch than men's. and scientific and this is a scientific analysis that basically analysis that has basically worked, just like with women's tennis , which is arguably better tennis, which is arguably better than men's tennis. tennis, which is arguably better than men's tennis . oh, yeah. than men's tennis. oh, yeah. well, mean, you know, there's well, i mean, you know, there's more action on the court where it's not all about the serve by action. >> carry on. okay >> carry on. okay >> i was about to do something in but stopped. in my mouth, but i stopped. i stopped myself and this is the increasing popularity of women's football. but essentially they've broken it down that women actually take more chances. they're less afraid of getting injured. so they're passing more, they're less afraid of losing control of the ball. there's um, and it's ball. there's um, and so it's and also there's a thing recently they did, they created

a new video. >> i think it was the french les bleu, and they had the female players and then they made them look like male players. and look like the male players. and you oh that's you were like, oh yeah, that's quite exciting. oh no, those were women. been duped. were the women. i've been duped. but truth you but the truth is, when you do actually women's actually watch a women's football tell football match, you can tell it's being played a lower it's being played at a lower pace and with less skill and impact on power, right? pace and with less skill and imfyeahj power, right? pace and with less skill and imfyeahj pow yeah. no, i have to completely debunk this article. they're saying that women are less it's that less risk averse. no, it's that there's in women's there's less risk in the women's game give ball to man game if you give the ball to man city, they punish they city, they punish you and they score yeah, and that's score a goal. yeah, and that's at highest level. they at the highest level. they punish that. you don't punish you for that. you don't get punished it much in get punished for it as much in the game and goes the women's game and it goes back forth yes, it is back and forth more. yes, it is like tennis in that the like the tennis in that the men's game, is far men's game, the serve is far more important. if you break more important. and if you break serve, deal. serve, it's a massive deal. whereas the women's game you whereas in the women's game you might break and it's might just break back and it's not as big deal. very not as big a deal. it's very similar. you're right. but >> i think you're right. but still still growing. let's >> i think you're right. but still them ill growing. let's >> i think you're right. but still them a growing. let's >> i think you're right. but still them a chance.]. let's >> i think you're right. but still them a chance.]. le not i'm give them a chance. i'm not i'm not to watch it telegraph. not going to watch it telegraph. nick and a statement about illustrated dean illustrated reverence from dean of which is of canterbury, which i assume is a tattoo of some sort. a tattoo parlour of some sort. >> it's dean of >> indeed, it's dean of canterbury appointment >> indeed, it's dean of canterbury priests. appointment >> indeed, it's dean of canterbury priests. you'veitment of tattooed priests. you've probably on the old

probably seen it on the old internet. has been internet. rev dalrymple has been targeted internet. rev dalrymple has been targwas internet. rev dalrymple has been targ was this person who who she was this person who who i don't we have picture, don't know if we have a picture, but she had the dog collar, the normal uniform, except no normal uniform, except with no sleeves. yeah, ostentatiously showing sleeves. yeah, ostentatiously shov seemed very strange. that seemed very strange. >> was the bit. no, because >> that was the bit. no, because you would never even seen a sleeveless. you would never even seen a sle> version of this before. ever. even bare with tattooed even with bare with non tattooed arms. josh is this is why arms. so josh is this is why people don't like he's obviously got some of lock on his got some sort of lock on his computer he's computer at home so he's desperate but look, the problem is saying she's been is she's saying she's been targeted. other people are saying, she's saying, look, this is and she's part of called part of something called inclusive network, inclusive church network, which gets radar up straight gets my woke radar up straight away, simon in away, basically. simon in conclusion, this is the problem with priests. conclusion, this is the problem witiyeah, priests. conclusion, this is the problem witiyeah, well, ests. conclusion, this is the problem witiyeah, well, it.ts. conclusion, this is the problem witiyeah, well, it certainly is a >> yeah, well, it certainly is a slippery slope, isn't it? i don't know. how do you feel about it, josh, have have about it, josh, or have you have about it, josh, or have you have a distance the whole a bit of distance on the whole thing, but are there female rabbis now, by the way? >> yes. i had a female rabbi. she was wonderful. yeah tattooed. >> you can imagine . >> you can imagine. >> you can imagine. >> no tattoos, dude. jews were not allowed. tattoos not allowed to mark your body. >> is that. >> is that. >> yeah, that's true. yeah. >> yeah, that's true. yeah. >> that's all part three. >> that's all for part three.

but up in the final but coming up in the final section, strange signals from outer strange fish on the outer space. strange fish on the beach, strange behaviour in the cotton shed. we'll see you in a couple .

welcome back to the final part of headliners . let's get to it. of headliners. let's get to it. the independent, josh and extraterrestrial radio signals that no one understands. is this a murdoch channel, do you think? >> oh , fired for both of them. >> oh, fired for both of them. >> oh, fired for both of them. >> now, that must be the bbc we take down this week a mysterious source has been sending radio signals to earth from space for decades. unexplained emissions have been happening for 35 years, and that's the end of the article was all. it's unexplained. no one knows what it is. well there are some possibilities that they don't

quite is a pulsars are the most obvious. i believe everyone goes to pulsars . that's such to the pulsars. that's such a hacky explanation . hacky explanation. >> deathline. it's is the >> deathline. it's a 90 is the pulsar a trope? >> yeah, it's a trope. it's not the. yeah, but it's been regular and they've looked back and they've it they've found records of it going back. they've only sort of recently the pattern recently identified the pattern and worked and then they've worked backwards, they've gone whoa, we've been getting this stuff for years. yeah. >> it be like anyone >> so could it be like anyone out there thing? that's out there kind of thing? that's the point. is it? do the that's the point. is it? do you is definitely you think it is definitely aliens, right? >> it's confirmed. says >> yeah. it's confirmed. says here. right. really >> yeah. it's confirmed. says here. rigdidn'tally >> yeah. it's confirmed. says here. rigdidn't read the second >> oh i didn't read the second page. where they would page. that's where they would announce page. that's where they would announ> the third page of the independent. here place independent. now here they place a advert the a small advert in the independent. here. independent. we are here. >> there's explanation at >> there's no explanation at all, but it doesn't quite match up any previous known. all, but it doesn't quite match up no.ny previous known. all, but it doesn't quite match up no. normally|s known. all, but it doesn't quite match up no. normally lasts wn. all, but it doesn't quite match up no. normally lasts for >> no. normally lasts for milliseconds to several seconds. now. period of 21 now. it lasts for a period of 21 minutes, a longer. minutes, which is a lot longer. yeah, it's quite big alien yeah, it's quite a big alien voom yeah. yeah voom voom. yeah. yeah >> well, it's a newly discovered object named gpm , j1839, which object named gpm, j1839, which is also elon musk's new child . is also elon musk's new child. >> very good. okay. >> very good. okay. >> nice. good job. >> nice. good job. >> managed to bring to. thank

you to second tier jokes out of that daily mail nick £10,000. 10,000, maybe ten inch penis fish. ten inch penis fish. the medium size , i would say ten. medium size, i would say ten. gonna need a cold shower by the end of this evening. they've washed up on a beach, presumably some sort of shipwrecked hen party who suddenly reminded me of proclaimers. party who suddenly reminded me of proclsendrs. party who suddenly reminded me of proclsend 10,000 penis >> i would send 10,000 penis fish. would 10,000. so fish. i would say 10,000. so it's thousands of ten inch penis fish, which correct. size as fish, which is correct. size as we know. washed up a we all know. washed up on a beach it didn't happen. beach. but it didn't happen. >> fishermen standard fishermen. >> be serious. fishermen >> let's be serious. fishermen flock to shore to grab them all, as you do . yeah. the grim as you do. yeah. the grim looking sea worms . and of looking sea worms. and of course, they're formerly known as eunice cinctus . as eureka. eunice cinctus. between you. me, there they are. they penis. >> hey, now . >> hey, now. >> hey, now. >> and the important part, of course, they're greatly sought after for medicinal after in asia for medicinal purposes, doesn't purposes, which doesn't surprise me, here's key me, really. but here's the key part. everyone. they are excellent bait, particularly when or for when fishing for sea bass or for vagina but they're ten. vagina fish. but they're ten. >> they're ten inches. you can't

that wouldn't be the thing is, for me, it's quite unnerving because they're not circumcised i >> -- >> oh, -_ >> oh, yeah, that's almost anti—semitic, really . they're anti—semitic, really. they're also known as the fat innkeeper worm, is a yourself. yeah, worm, which is a yourself. yeah, i've been called on twitter a few times , so. yeah. and it's in few times, so. yeah. and it's in argentina , i believe probably argentina, i believe probably this there's a little bit here that says messi is actually eating these and that's why he's so good football. he's so good at football. he's hundreds amino acids. hundreds of these amino acids. no, made that but yeah, no, i've made that up. but yeah, i throw it plays in i had to throw it plays in america doesn't gets america now doesn't he. he gets these to him. these sourced and sent to him. >> could be 100 penis fish >> this could be 100 penis fish in my rider. okay. is this nothing the malvern nothing to do with the malvern again is nothing to again though. this is nothing to do with them claiming the no they want they just want those ten inch penises. male penis obviously. oh dear. sorry. daily mail . josh, can we get away from mail. josh, can we get away from the groyne here? scientists are finally coming to confront the inevitable consequences of space tourism . probably not by the tourism. probably not by the sound of it. >> yes. space. scientists >> yes. sex in space. scientists call urgent research on the call for urgent research on the consequences joining the consequences of joining the common line club, which is 62 miles above the earth or 60km.

yeah exactly. above sea level, which is where space technically begins . because they're say now begins. because they're say now because you've got like virgin, ironically named atlantic or the space thing that now even though they're only up i think in space technically for like a minute and a half which i could do to be fair that would that would probably suffice for most especially. and what so they're basically saying we better do some research now there's no one's officially ever had sex in space. no, but they . what space. no, but they. what i didn't realise they said it's actually quite difficult to get an erection in space because of course gravity doesn't work properly. yeah >> and i've never found gravity. >> and i've never found gravity. >> i've never been conscious that gravity important that gravity was an important part of it, but. >> well, blood , the blood >> well, the blood, the blood rushes rushes to rushes the body. it rushes to your face and it gets like in your face and it gets like in your and stuff. and also, your neck and stuff. and also, your neck and stuff. and also, you cant you can't remain. you can't remain proximity remain in physical proximity because can't rely on because you can't rely on gravity people together. because you can't rely on grayou people together. because you can't rely on grayou can people together. because you can't rely on grayou can imagine)le together. because you can't rely on grayou can imagine you ogether. because you can't rely on grayou can imagine you haveer. because you can't rely on grayou can imagine you have to so you can imagine you have to actually them when they walk actually see them when they walk on they if they can't do that >> if they if they can't do that thing where you just sort of flop wasn't me sunday

flop onto wasn't me sunday morning gravity , but the old morning gravity, but the old cinema there is definitely a nasa file somewhere of some astronaut talking about erections and how they got it. >> and they probably they must have done it. >> i really hope it's not neil armstrong. what really have you heard? yeah. oh, really? armstrong. what really have you haneah. yeah. oh, really? armstrong. what really have you haneah. buzz ah. oh, really? armstrong. what really have you haneah. buzz is. oh, really? armstrong. what really have you haneah. buzz is okay, really? armstrong. what really have you haneah. buzz is okay, but.y? >> yeah. buzz is okay, but i don't care about aliens. i want to read this file about erection frequency in the nasa space station. >> guardian now, nick and we knew come the first knew it had to come the first trans star has been discovered by another brutally boring space story. >> so this is the two faced star with helium and hydrogen sides. baffles astronomers and me. it's the white nicknamed janus , the white nicknamed janus, because, of course, it's two faced and the surface of it completely changes from one side to the other. and sorry and they've shown these observations to people and they're blown away because they're nerds. but i don't really understand it. well, seems to be made of two well, it seems to be made of two significantly different gases, and must be it's and i suppose there must be it's probably the probably like the indian and the atlantic something. atlantic ocean or something. >> be a sort of

>> there must be a sort of mingling somewhere. >> well, exactly. as mingling somewhere. >> transform well, exactly. as mingling somewhere. >> transform and., exactly. as mingling somewhere. >> transform and normally as they transform and normally this takes under surface , takes place under the surface, but place because but this is taking place because it a different it might have a different gravitational sort of gravitational area. it's sort of that's why doing it in that's why it's doing it in a slightly weird way. but the planet is called thj 203 349 musk elon musk. >> child yeah, yeah. >> child yeah, yeah. >> that's it is penis fish. >> that's it is penis fish. >> i like the way that it said it did say that janus it referred to her or him being referred to her or him as being trans in article . really? trans in the article. really? yeah. it said the transition all god or something. oh my gosh . god or something. oh my gosh. just two faced anyway, as in january, obviously january finally . josh daily star. i'm finally. josh daily star. i'm not saying i warned you this would happen if we liberalise our marriage laws , but still. our marriage laws, but still. >> well, this is it. someone pooed on the floor at our wedding, so we made guests take lie detector tests. this is helen and karen . white house. helen and karen. white house. i don't know what name they took , don't know what name they took, and they got married in 2018. they went down to the toilet. now, i thought when i read this initially, it was like someone had done on the dance floor. no. or something? no, someone had

just toilet. missed the just missed toilet. missed the toilet. yeah, that's. that's not a someone a mystery. that's someone just being or being a bit too drunk or whatever. they basically whatever. but they basically went back after they after their wedding drop a the list wedding and they drop a the list and they were trying to guess who actually who it was and they actually went made podcast of went and made a podcast out of it interviewed of it and interviewed loads of people detector people and did lie detector tests never found the coppen >> and it's now it's become a story the podcast has story because the podcast has become latest true crimes. become the latest true crimes. yeah. like sensation, which people amazing people love these what's amazing they time hank they said for a long time hank was suspect because he was the prime suspect because he was the prime suspect because he was out the ladies was hanging out near the ladies loos up, so he loos and cleared it up, so he thought might thought it might be. >> it's him. course >> of course it's him. of course it's. around the it's. he's hanging around the ladies who else would ladies room. who else would clean it up? i don't know. >> that's >> yeah, very. hank. that's hank. hank or hank. >> it's the is the >> hank. it's the. the is the killing, isn't it? it's the same plot killing. exactly the plot as the killing. exactly the person you assume it's going to be show is nearly over. be the show is nearly over. let's look at let's take another quick look at thursday's pages. thursday's front pages. the telegraph , natwest boss under telegraph, natwest boss under pressure over farage bank scandal. the express prices must drop now . inflation has fallen . drop now. inflation has fallen. guardian to mps fear by

elections could leave government in death rows. the time james banks told to respect free speech day mail, new law to kerb banks that shut down your account. and finally, the daily star, complete and utter bankers. those were your front pages. a lot of banking news. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, nick dixon and josh howie. i'll be back tomorrow with nick and lewis if you're lewis schaffer. if you're watching a.m, stay watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, thank you . staying with and sleep you. staying with us and sleep well. good night . well. good night. >> the temperature's rising . >> the temperature's rising. boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello there. i'm jonathan vautrey here with your latest gb news weather forecast provided by the met office. we have seen a few showers around today. some of those on the heavier side, but increasingly into this evening, they will be easing out for many of us and actually many of seeing some evening of us seeing some late evening sunshine. showers persisting sunshine. the showers persisting for the longest, though, across the far north—east of scotland,

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gb news. gb news. good evening. good evening. >> what a very big reaction. the >> what a very big reaction. the coots closing down my bank coots closing down my bank accounts and the reasons given. accounts and the reasons given. and i have to say it's been and i have to say it's been amazing to see everybody from amazing to see everybody from the prime minister rishi sunak, the prime minister rishi sunak, to involved to elon musk getting involved to involved to elon musk getting involved and say, but we're not and say, but we're not and having a say, but we're not and having a say, but we're not going to rest here. know what we going to rest here. know what we need to do is get together the need to do is get together the thousands people who have thousands people who have thousands of people who have thousands of people who have been so appallingly by been so appallingly by been treated so appallingly by our out and fight been treated so appallingly by our out and fight

our bailed out banks and fight back of that and how to do our bailed out banks and fight back of that and how to do back more of that and how to do it a moment. first, back more of that and how to do it a moment. first, it in just a moment. but first, let's get the news with polly it in just a moment. but first, let's get the middlehurst . middlehurst. >> nigel, thank you and good evening to you. well, the top story tonight is that the prime minister says no one should have their bank account closed for uk exercising their right to free speech. the matter was raised in prime minister's questions today in the house of commons by david davis . he described the closure davis. he described the closure of gb news presenter nigel farage's bank account by the exclusive bank cuts as vindictive. if responsible and under democratic rishi sunak was asked if the government would need uk banks to inform the treasury about all the accounts they've closed for non—commercial reasons over the last decade . rishi sunak told last decade. rishi sunak told mps the rules are being reviewed. more on that in nigel's programme next. now also in the news, tata the owner of jaguar land rover, is set to create at least 4000 jobs in the