or talk. >> sadly, he never did. so. your attacks on him were an abuse of trust , of the grossest attacks on him were an abuse of trust, of the grossest kind. you knew he was dependent on the adults caring for him to protect him from harm instead of protecting him. you killed him . protecting him. you killed him. >> a tiktok influencer and her mother have been found guilty of murdering two men in a high speed car chase near leicester. mahek bukhari and her mother and sareen ambushed saqib hussain and mohammed hashim aijazuddin and mohammed hashim aijazuddin and rammed their car off the road. it happened after mr hussain threatened to use explicit material to expose an affair he was having with ms bukhari's mother. two further defendants were also found guilty of murder , while three guilty of murder, while three others were found guilty of manslaughter. for emergency services in birmingham have been deaung services in birmingham have been dealing with a fire outside a factory following a number of explosions earlier . and west explosions earlier. and west midlands fire service responded

to a huge blaze in the hall green area of the city after residents on serralde road reported hearing several loud bangsin reported hearing several loud bangs in the early evening. authorities say the fire is now under control and no injuries have been reported and the russian opposition leader alexei navalny says vladimir putin must not be allowed to achieve his goals after he was sentenced to a further 19 years in jail. the kremlin's most vocal political critic was found guilty of creating and funding an extremist organisation in. he's already serving an 11 year sentence at a maximum security penal colony . in a social media penal colony. in a social media post earlier this evening, mr navalny said russians are being forced to surrender their country to a gang of traitors and thieves. the foreign secretary, james cleverly, has called for his immediate release . the controversial influencer, andrew tate, says he'll be exonerated after being released from house arrest in romania. he and his brother tristan have been held in bucharest on rape and human trafficking charges

pending trial. they deny any wrongdoing and unseasonably strong winds are expected to batter parts of the uk this weekend , with forecasters weekend, with forecasters warning of a danger to life. storm anthony , the first to be storm anthony, the first to be named by the met office this season, will hit wales and south—west england from tonight with winds of up to 65mph predicted. a yellow rain and wind warning has also been issued for northern ireland. this is gb news on tv, on digital radio and on your smart speaken digital radio and on your smart speaker. now it's time for headliners . headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners , the world's best headliners, the world's best paper preview show with three comedians going through the next day's papers . i'm one of them. day's papers. i'm one of them. i'm leo kearse and the other two are paul cox from portsmouth and

louis just flew in louis schaefer, who just flew in from new york. and boy , are his from new york. and boy, are his jokes how are you both doing? >> great, thanks, leo. nice. have you seen. i've got the louis schaefer starter kit. i bought it on louis schaefer.com. everyone can get it. what was it? 99. it? £999. 99. >> wow. well, do you know what i'm selling? ties. i'm going i'm selling? my ties. i'm going to selling every single tie to be selling every single tie that the show. except that i wear on the show. except not tie, because tie not this tie, because this tie is an actual kenzo right. is an actual kenzo tie. right. and £120. and it's worth £120. >> not for not charity ehhen >> this just either. >> this either. » this >> this is just because you need the money. okay. well, moving on, we're going look on, we're going to have a look at of tomorrow's at the front pages of tomorrow's newspapers, daily leads newspapers, the daily mail leads with 2500 pounds to smuggle foreign criminals out of the uk. i'll do it for that price. the telegraph has children of seven to get nhs trans treatment. the guardian leads with playground for private equity fear for child care. the times has bad result for uk students. the mirror leads with skint £6.5 million lotto lag. now a decorator and finally the daily star has a stab me in skeggy and

those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. and let's kick off an in—depth look at those front pages starting with the daily mail. paul, what have they got? >> 2500 pounds, 2500 pounds to smuggle criminals out. out of the uk. so even cheaper to get out than it is to get in. but they're saying here the albanian albanian people smugglers, this is the mail, by the way. i haven't said that albanian people smugglers provide return journeys to help criminals escape from britain. in brazen tik tok adverts. wow i mean, incredible stuff. louis i don't know what you make of this, but. >> well, so there's smuggling. they're charging, you know, five grand, seven and a half grand to smuggle people into the country. but way but it's not just a one way trade anymore. they're also because got to back. because they've got to go back. it's same people. i mean, so it's the same people. i mean, so they're taking they're taking people back once they once they've crimes in

they've committed some crimes in they've committed some crimes in the honest, the uk. i mean, to be honest, removing is removing people from the uk is something, especially criminals, is something really the is something we really want the government doing. the government to be doing. so the fact these working fact that these hard working people are it people traffickers are doing it for us for free, then just charging the criminals themselves, they're getting their mental health breaks. >> what sounds >> you know what this sounds like? like that bridge like? it sounds like that bridge over go over over whatever it is to go into wales, it cost a lot of money. into wales, it cost a lot of mo it y. a lot of into wales, it cost a lot of mo ity. a lot of money into wales, it cost a lot of mo it y. a lot of money to >> it costs a lot of money to get out and nothing to go in. or is the other way around. >> charge you one way. >> one way, actually. maybe they can maybe when they go to can do. maybe when they go to the some the country they can do some special deal for coming in and going same but going out at the same time. but i'm pretty there might i'm pretty sure there might be somebody who'd want to somebody out there who'd want to give me 2500 for me to go back to yeah , i mean, that seems >> yeah, i mean, that seems a bit that seems pretty reasonable. but some of the i mean, of the crimes are mean, some of the crimes are very mean, we're very serious. i mean, we're talking sexual assault, talking murder, sexual assault, things like that. >> mean , there's, you know, >> i mean, there's, you know, all joking around that all this joking around that we're doing. you know, that's what paid to do by the what we're paid to do by the way. sorry. however, one thing i would is this incredibly would say is this is incredibly serious. not serious. i mean, they're not only in, they're only smuggling them in, they're saying can come commit

saying you can come in, commit crimes you out for crimes and we'll get you out for a it says here you a small price. it says here you can escape to the continent that night grand, which night for three grand, which let's be let's face it, it's good to that seems like good to know that seems like a reasonable price with half term. >> with half i mean, that >> with half term. i mean, that sounds cheaper than getting a ferry. >> e'— >> that's an incredible incredibly good point there. yeah, just three and a half grand to get out. but it's what is amazing quite clearly this is amazing is quite clearly this stuff works. and clearly stuff works. and quite clearly there are hundreds of thousands of people who know they can enter this country and do what they like and get back get back out for under ten grand. >> yeah. i mean, britain is essentially becoming a playground essentially becoming a pla it round that way. >> it looks that way. >> it looks that way. >> well, moving on. what's >> yeah. well, moving on. what's on front cover the on the front cover of the telegraph, on the front cover of the tel< nothing on the front cover of the tel> nothing but bad news is gary lineker is there, which we're going to talk about later. children of seven to you nhs children of seven to get you nhs trans treatment service to replace tavistock will also consider the effects of medical and mental issues. consider the effects of medical and mental issues . will it be in and mental issues. will it be in the same place as tavistock? where is it going to be? who's

going to be doing this thing? this is this is you think they're just going to rebrand they're just going to rebrand the tavistock service and it'll be the same doctors the be the same doctors with the same ideology delivering the same ideology delivering the same kind treatment? same kind of treatment? >> at least i mean, the >> i mean, at least i mean, the headune >> i mean, at least i mean, the headline of children as young as seven limit, seven is actually a limit, a limit has been a lower limit has been put in the ages of children that transitioned . your that can be transitioned. your previously doctors would transition would would put children on the pathway to transitioning at the even younger age than and it's younger age than seven. and it's ridiculous. i mean when i was seven, wanted to be a teenage seven, i wanted to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle. and i think there was some merit to me not having a turtle shell irremovable grafted to back. irremovable grafted to my back. >> the interesting >> well, the interesting thing is, a lot of friends is, is i have a lot of friends who are who think this who are who are who think this is okay, but they don't believe that children that young are being done . being done. >> do these friends of yours have children and they have children and they that to me is disturbing . disturbing. >> they number one, they don't believe that anything is happening to the kids. they don't believe that. they think that's ridiculous. it's made up no. number they no. one. or number two, they think children

think the number of children that happening to is that this is happening to is such amount that it's such a small amount that it's inconsequential, literally , that inconsequential, literally, that they don't know anybody who's doing this is this is a doing this. this is this is a tragedy . tragedy. >> yeah. no, absolutely. i mean , and we're seeing now detransitioners i mean, obviously, for some people, it can be the right pathway and transitioning helps them live a more fulfilled life. but i mean, for other for other children, i mean , when you're a teenager, mean, when you're a teenager, you can feel confused sexually about your identity or whatever. i mean, it's a pretty standard part a teenager and part of being a teenager and usually puberty and just growing up and getting older. right solves it. and, you know, you go to on live a happy life. i'm not sure that jumping in and applying drugs and hormones and surgically removing breasts and genhauais surgically removing breasts and genitalia is necessarily, you know, the wisest choice . so know, the wisest choice. so i think we do need to tread. it may not be the wisest choice, but you also i'm going to take back what i said is that lots of people are happy because this is happening . happening. >> into the system. and >> they buy into the system. and when children, buy

when they're children, they buy into and they say this was into it and they say this was the for me and they're the best for me and they're happy not everyone is happy for it. so not everyone is being by this . being made miserable by this. >> this is part of the problem. i activists tend i mean, the trans activists tend to people for whom to be people for whom transitioning well transitioning worked really well and very happy. and so and they're very happy. and so they they see that as the solution to everyone. but i mean, reality, need mean, in reality, we need some data to see if transitioning seven year old kids is going to be the best thing for them. or could there be some unforeseen consequences to sterilising and maiming children ? maiming children? >> well, i mean, interestingly, there's a line in this in this article that campaigners article that says campaigners welcomed an welcomed the move towards an evidence based approach, which gives me an indication that at some point it was not evidence based. it was all feelings based. it was all feelings based. it's currently not. >> and it's very difficult to do any meaningful objective research around it because if you have any findings that don't match the trans ideology, then you're bigot and you're condemned as a bigot and your are dismissed and your findings are dismissed and you're drummed out of your job. so it's very much climate so it's very much like climate change respect . moving change in that respect. moving on, times got in on, what are the times got in the cover? the front cover? >> paul result for uk

>> paul bad result for uk students. so i started reading this and i thought it sounded okay because it said middle class british pupils lose out. and i'm this and i thought, i'm on, this is good, but then it says as top university societies give 1 in 4 places to foreign candidates and, you know, make of that what you will at the end of the day. the point is these university courses are so costly for the universities to put that universities to put on that british british students and their money don't pay enough to sustain it . so they welcome in sustain it. so they welcome in as many foreign students as possible. and i think this has gone mean, to before i gone i mean, i went to before i went university , i went to a went to university, i went to a place in portsmouth called highbury college, and they transformed transferred a whole block into to foreign student accommodation and essentially saved the college because it was those foreign students , a lot of those foreign students, a lot of them from arab countries that came across and were able to sustain the cost that it costs. you essentially to pay for you know, essentially to pay for our education. >> so they pay lot more than >> so they pay a lot more than they and they're coming they do kids and they're coming from from overseas. so they don't that that don't realise that that particular is

atrocious. >> no, they have no idea. they're just going to, you know, because home they because they go home and they just to university just say, i went to university in the uk. thumbs up. yeah, they could have oxford, could have been oxford, could have galloway have been dumfries and galloway college technology. college of technology. >> yeah. >> we're not sure. but yeah. lewis what do you of this? lewis what do you make of this? >> i make of it, it's the >> well, i make of it, it's the same old story of centralisation. why is the government where government it's basically where is from? it's is the money coming from? it's not from students. it's not coming from students. it's coming that made coming from loans that are made to that won't to students that students won't pay 9° to students that students won't pay go to school pay back. my kids go to school over i'm going say over there. i'm not going to say where because shout out to over there. i'm not going to say wheson. because shout out to over there. i'm not going to say wheson. but because shout out to over there. i'm not going to say wheson. but you use shout out to over there. i'm not going to say wheson. but you know, out out to over there. i'm not going to say wheson. but you know, he'siut to my son. but you know, he's actually one student is going to school it's i think i think school and it's i think i think university is basically a total waste for 99% of the waste of money for 99% of the people. it's a big scam. the people. and it's a big scam. the fact fact that fact is, the fact is that the government been for government has been paying for this so long, i think is this for so long, i think is i guess people are beginning to realise it's not worth it and the should stop the government should stop paying the government should stop paying if it paying for it. and if it was worth it, then should pay worth it, then people should pay for themselves. for it themselves. >> absolutely. and >> yeah, absolutely. and finally, on front finally, what's on the front cover lewis cover of the daily star? lewis oh well, this big. oh, well, this is big. >> this big news. and this >> this is big news. and this just this is unexpected news from i'm joe pasquale , a

from i'm a celeb joe pasquale, a moose stabbed me in skegness and skeggy sorry. and this is in the daily star , and i can't even daily star, and i can't even look at joe pasquale because. because another comedian totally destroyed his reputation in my eyes, which just is, i think , eyes, which just is, i think, really he might be a great comedian . i know a lot of people comedian. i know a lot of people love joe pasquale. >> yeah. i mean, i think if you can an audience, you know, can get an audience, you know, fair although, i fair play to you, although, i mean, there's there have mean, i know there's there have been of joke theft been accusations of joke theft and from and all that, but he's from a he's from a different era, a different not different era. yeah. he's not like us jokes were like like us when jokes were free around and you free floating around and you this is what i've heard. >> don't even know if it's >> i don't even know if it's true, but i've lived in this country long. what country so long. i know what skeggy actually skeggy means. i've actually holidayed. i spent a holiday. >> tell the story >> tillerson, tell us the story . the story. >> what happened? story is >> what happened? the story is he stabbed by a moose . what he was stabbed by a moose. what kind of story is you fail in moose? >> antlers. it wasn't a live moose did even read the moose. did you even read the story ? i'm so annoyed. story? i'm so annoyed. >> we're giving the break. we're giving minutes. >> we're giving the break. we're givithat's minutes. >> we're giving the break. we're givithat's it. minutes. >> we're giving the break. we're givithat's it. part minutes. >> we're giving the break. we're givithat's it. part one.tes. >> that's it. for part one. >> that's it. for part one. >> coming part two. we're >> coming up in part two. we're not to blame this not going to blame me for this revenge on greenpeace, andrew tate eddie izzard

tate released and eddie izzard running . running for election. >> don't go away. poked. >> don't go away. poked. >> i poked >> i was poked

the welcome back to headliners. >> i'm leo kyrees. i'm still with paul cox and lewis has been replaced with a plank of wood with a face drawn on it. no, i'm only joking. lewis is still here. anyway, kicking things off in we've the in this section we've got the telegraph government are telegraph and the government are taking for taking revenge on greenpeace for occupying rishi's house. they're not going to dolphin, are not going to kick a dolphin, are they, not going to kick a dolphin, are the well, that would better. i >> well, that would be better. i think. coffee orders defra think. but coffee orders defra to cease engagement with greenpeace. defra of course being the department of environment, food and rural affairs. now this is the environment secretary as she is now , has ceased all engagement now, has ceased all engagement by her own department with greenpeace after activists staged a stunt at rishi sunak house. we're all aware our viewers, i'm sure, are aware at all it's hardly surprising that there's been a reaction on. i just think i'm always i'm always disappointed government

disappointed when our government reacts to things like this, because don't don't because i don't i don't think i think it a of wit. i think it shows a lack of wit. i think it shows a lack of wit. i think instead of acting or reacting angrily, they should play reacting angrily, they should play own game. you play them at their own game. you know, if someone play them at their own game. you know, at if someone play them at their own game. you know, at us if someone play them at their own game. you know, at us on if someone play them at their own game. you know, at us on twitter,omeone play them at their own game. you know, at us on twitter, aseone play them at their own game. you know, at us on twitter, as they came at us on twitter, as they do you do occasionally, you know, you don't angry at them. you don't get angry at them. you just go back and you know, just go back and you you know, they need to invade their house. >> i think fair enough >> but i think it's fair enough if, know, if greenpeace want if, you know, if greenpeace want to influence policy, to influence government policy, surely is to talk surely a better way is to talk to the government in these meetings that were set up with dephen meetings that were set up with depher. much more depher. i mean, how much more influence, much your influence, how much to get your to opinions to get your opinions and influence across to the government? know, the government? you know, the perfect opportunity to lobby the government sitting on government instead of sitting on a alienating half a roof and then alienating half the country? you think that's actually a over overstepping the boundaries? >> no, you're totally wrong. at the the day, at the end the end of the day, at the end of what do people of the day, what do people do? these ? they because these things? they do it because it's was locked to it's fun. i myself was locked to a dig. i chained myself to a digger. you can google that digger. and you can google that right you google it right now. you can google it evening news digger lewis schaffer. what did say? schaffer. and what did she say? and then i dropped my phone and i asked the i asked the guy, the guys there, can you

guys who were there, can you pick it up and give it to me? they gave english. english pick it up and give it to me? they gathey'reglish. english pick it up and give it to me? they gathey're jusli. english pick it up and give it to me? they gathey're just too glish pick it up and give it to me? they gathey're just too nice. people. they're just too nice. that's why things don't that's why these things don't work. that's work. that's that's why that's why let them climb up to why they let them climb up to the roof. they should. they should . not these people should be shot. not these people would not be another. >> i mean, i think in another country, you know, if this is mohammed salman's mohammed bin salman's country mansion. or any basically mansion. yeah or any basically any other country except to be fair. >> yeah. if they crawled up on top of biden's house or trump's house or they'd be zelenskyy, they would be. you're absolutely right . i took this from right. i took this from a different angle. i think that we should be pranking them as much as they prank us just because i'm comedian. i'm a comedian. >> it. but no, no, >> funny about it. but no, no, no, but lee, think louis no, but but lee, i think louis is right, know, i mean, is right, you know, i mean, these people, the only way they can enforce change is to is to win hearts. >> and government. but >> and minds in government. but i just going wait i guess we're just going to wait a year are going to a year and labour are going to give whatever they want anyway. >> that's what's >> yeah, that's what's going to happen. we've got happen. moving on, we've got the metro with a reminder that metro now with a reminder that it's not just who to it's not just biden who likes to jail opponents. jail his political opponents. lewis exactly. lewis yes, exactly. >> that was my first joke.

lewis yes, exactly. >> and|at was my first joke. lewis yes, exactly. >> and it was my first joke. lewis yes, exactly. >> and i did|s my first joke. lewis yes, exactly. >> and i did have first joke. lewis yes, exactly. >> and i did have that joke. lewis yes, exactly. >> and i did have that joke, okay and i did have that joke, didn't it? >> maybe you could just tell us what the story is. >> would you stop being so professional and following the structure that people don't care about the story? >> they do tell us the story. >> they do tell us the story. >> is this guy alexei >> the story is this guy alexei navalny, was who was navalny, who was who was a putin's public enemy number one, is facing, quote unquote, quote, stalin , unquote, jail sentence stalin, unquote, jail sentence because he's an opposition to the putin and putin doesn't like him and he's in jail right now. he's been there for like 19 years. and they want to he's only been there for a few years for a few years whatever. but for a few years or whatever. but they're sentencing him for another years trying to another 19 years for trying to overthrow and overthrow the government. and that's doing that's what they're doing to donald and basically donald trump. okay and basically and basically , he i think and basically, he i think i think , well, they previously think, well, they previously tried to kill him as well. >> he was novichok poisoning. there's an amazing documentary about it . and he's he's this about it. and he's he's this political dissident. but it's interesting that he hasn't been killed while he's in jail because would reveal all. i because that would reveal all. i think would make too

think that would make it too obvious that putin is the man behind it. >> i think at the end of the i'm sorry, not going say that sorry, i'm not going to say that thing, think you're wrong, thing, but i think you're wrong, which about putin which is it isn't about putin anymore. about the survival anymore. it's about the survival of the russian state, of which putin there are putin represents. yes, there are a of kleptocrats and a bunch of kleptocrats and they're people they're just horrible people that people. but russia is that putin people. but russia is crumbling and if russia crumbles, that china is going to have a free walk in there right before they crumble and the whole world is going to hell. >> but not western >> well, yeah, but not western liberal mean, paul, >> well, yeah, but not western libeithis mean, paul, >> well, yeah, but not western libeithis does mean, paul, >> well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is mean, paul, >> well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is like �*nean, paul, >> well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is like itzan, paul, >> well, yeah, but not western libeithis does is like it looksaul, this this does is like it looks like putin's empire is crumbling. i mean , wagner group crumbling. i mean, wagner group almost they called off a coup at the 11th hour and a proper coup . not the january the 6th. . not like the january the 6th. pretend coup in the states that didn't tanks , right? didn't have any tanks, right? >> absolutely . i >> yeah, well, absolutely. i mean, there's very serious mean, there's a very serious story here. he's a political prisoner. you're absolutely prisoner. and you're absolutely right. they can't kill him because do it, it'll right. they can't kill him beceexpose do it, it'll right. they can't kill him beceexpose everything t'll right. they can't kill him beceexpose everything through just expose everything through the western the prism of our western eyes where things like where we value things like democracy justice and all democracy and justice and all those ridiculous things we. >> we pretend. >> we pretend. >> okay? >> okay? >> pretend to value democracy

and justice and freedom of speech. yeah >> and i'd love some if and you know , through that perspective know, through that perspective it does . it just looks very it does. it just looks very dodgy. he's already serving 11 years as they tried to kill him . quite obviously there was no salisbury , so they had no real salisbury, so they had no real excuse . and now they've sent him excuse. and now they've sent him sentenced him to another 19 years. the only thing that's going to free him. now, we have asked, as a british government to only thing to free and the only thing that's free now that's going to free him now is the toppling and the toppling of putin. and that's very dangerous. yeah but it soon because, it could happen soon because, i mean, think plutocrats mean, i think the plutocrats that run russia like the oligarchs, they want to start making money again. >> and they can't they can't do it as much when putin's you know, putin's there pursuing this ridiculous war. and, you know, with the sanctions and stuff they can't send their kids to school in the uk. they can't come and eat at british restaurants. so yeah, maybe putin's going to go soon anyway , moving on, we've got the guardian their guardian reporting on their favourite tate ,

favourite person, andrew tate, being freed. look forward to being freed. i look forward to him getting a fair trial in romania. oh my god. he screwed paul >> andrew tate released from house arrest by bucharest court . a romanian court has ordered the release from house arrest of self—proclaimed and misogynist andrew tate, who is awaiting trial on charges of human trafficking. now i'm no follower of andrew tate per se, but it's wonderful to read this from the perspective of the guardian, because one thing i do know , one because one thing i do know, one thing i know for certain is i don't i don't know whether he's guilty or not. but one thing i do know is that the guardian would really, really love him to be guilty. in fact, it would make their year if andrew tate was to be found guilty of any of these heinous crimes, no one would be celebrating more than the guardian and their readers and perhaps the bbc. and the bbc. perhaps the bbc. i think the entire left establishment would love andrew tate to be found guilty, and that's when he talks about the matrix for him. matrix coming for him. >> that's, you know, i think what he's talking about. >> you he's

>> well, it's you know, he's been that's like been released and that's like a small victory . but he's small little victory. but he's been stay in bucharest been forced to stay in bucharest and the sort county area and the sort of county area around bucharest. so that's hardly it's hardly freedom. and he was basically he's i don't know what people i don't know what people have probably games with, with andrew tate, they have problems. don't have a lot of problems. i don't understand but they have understand it but they have a lot problems. charged lot of problems. he's charged with human sex trafficking thing, and that's one of those crimes that was, i think, on the on ten commandments. thou on the ten commandments. thou shah on the ten commandments. thou shalt involved in human shalt not be involved in human sex. i don't even know what that means. >> it's well, i mean, it's transporting , you know, people transporting, you know, people for the for the purpose of sex work and profiting off it. it's a violation which is very . a violation which is very. >> in other words. wait, wait. so in other words, my wife should be prosecuted . should be prosecuted. >> were you were you trying it against your will? >> was brought to this country to do something that no other british man would? this is a joke would do. >> i'm glad you stopped me talking for it.

>> i'm glad you told us. it's a joke, lewis . joke, lewis. >> it's just a horrible cry for help . moving on. we got the help. moving on. we got the mirror now . mirror now. >> looks like it's my ex wife. >> looks like it's my ex wife. >> moving on. we've got the mirror now, and it looks like labour could have ever labour could have its first ever female prime minister. >> lewis? >> lewis? >> yes . >> lewis? >> yes. comedian eddie izzard announces a new bid to become a labour mp in brighton. and. and he just he just this is a guy she you bigot know i can call him a he because he said himself i don't care i don't know so no one really gets it wrong though i don't care. i'm so relaxed about people her. about what people call her. it was said in the article no one really cares is no one really cares. no one but he ran or she can i finish my sentence ? well, can i finish my sentence? well, can you start it? >> i mean, people, you know what it is. so he ran. he ran for election before he ran for election before he ran for election before he ran for election before election before in sheffield. >> and he lost. and here's the thing about comedy is there's a saying made up, which is saying that i made up, which is when when politician is when a when a politician is bored politics, they go into bored of politics, they go into comedy. and when a comedian is

bored comedy , they go into bored of comedy, they go into politics. right? leo right. >> well, i did. >> well, i did. >> i did. i ran for election, yeah. >> with the same amount of success as eddie izzard in sheffield. yeah, i've got to be honest. but but yeah, i mean, brighton, quite brighton, it's. it's quite a lefty caroline caroline lefty area. caroline caroline lucas. the the green leader has stood down. she's got a huge majority, but this does present an opportunity for somebody who's even walker because, you know , they're transgender and know, they're transgender and stuff like that to come in and steal the thunder . steal the thunder. >> i mean, eddie izzard is a great comedian. i think most of us would agree that, you know, is comedic cv is great. what i don't understand from any of this is what makes him her, though , a good politician , a though, a good politician, a good politician. brighton whether they're woking, brighton or not, i don't understand. because all see from this because all i can see from this is he he she brings a sort of x factor type story . the only factor type story. the only quote i've seen from him is my mum died when i was six years old and i've been a fighter ever since then. i mean, that's what

gets you through to the second stages of x factor. it doesn't . stages of x factor. it doesn't. it's, you know, other than pronouns , what's he going to pronouns, what's he going to bnng bring to brighton? >> exactly. anyway, >> yeah, exactly. anyway, moving on, now on, we've got the guardian now with for corporations with a reminder for corporations to funding the arts because to stop funding the arts because they hate corporations. paul that's madness. >> greta thunberg accuses edinburgh book festival sponsor of greenwashing, a new phrase on me. but i guess very quickly what meant. the climate what it meant. the climate activist out of an activist has pulled out of an appearance at the edinburgh book festival , accusing lead festival, accusing its lead sponsor greenwashing. and the sponsor of greenwashing. and the reason she's done that is because she has claimed that the festival sponsor, which is baillie gifford, has billions invested firms profit invested in firms that profit from fossil fuels. now quite clearly, we all know this. it's not extraordinary to say greta thunberg is a zealot. she's very much a zealot. >> she's no, she she's focussed on one thing and one thing only. >> what she's what she's trying to do is she's trying to win hearts and minds. so she's trying to change people's point of this is some or of view. this is some person or some that's some organisation that's given her platform to go and her a huge platform to go and speak, whether invest in in

speak, whether they invest in in this not. for me is this or not. for me is irrespective the edinburgh book festival . festival. >> and so they've got some sponsors, some corporate sponsorship because obviously it's expensive running a book festival. to for festival. you've got to pay for greta thunberg plane greta thunberg berg's plane ticket however , i don't know, ticket or however, i don't know, maybe rides bicycle. i maybe she rides a bicycle. i don't gets from don't know how she gets from from wherever to the from sweden or wherever to the uk. lewis, what you think? >> i think i think we don't know whether this is a legitimate excuse. have a date excuse. she might have a date for she's for saturday night. she's 20 years she's single girl. years old. she's a single girl. you come up with, you gonna come up excuses, you know that up with excuses, you know that maybe having a headache or washing good washing your hair isn't good enough. she's going enough. so she's. so she's going to stockholm. to stay in stockholm. how she gets how she gets gets to stockholm, how she gets from to edinburgh from stockholm to edinburgh without fossil fuels, i without using fossil fuels, i don't and number one, it's don't know. and number one, it's not fuels that you not even fossil fuels that you know there's more know that there's more petrochemical, more hydrocarbons on titan, which is a moon of saturn than there is on all of the earth. yeah but but it doesn't live there. >> so it doesn't affect us. >> so it doesn't affect us. >> but the point is, it didn't come from dinosaurs. i assume. and so to say that fossil fuel comes from dinosaurs at this day

and age, it did. >> it came from dinosaurs. i mean, they've literally shown it. so it technically is renewable because if enough if evolution , we get evolution continues, we get dinosaurs they then dinosaurs again, they die. then we more fossil fuels. it is we get more fossil fuels. it is you wait a few you just have to wait a few hundred years. and also you just have to wait a few hundredthing, years. and also you just have to wait a few hundredthing, vegans. and also you just have to wait a few hundredthing, vegans can't also another thing, vegans can't drive cars or trucks because they're using a fuel made from fossils, which are animals. they're using a fuel made from fossils, which are animals . and fossils, which are animals. and that's that's not vegan anyway , that's that's not vegan anyway, that's it for part two. coming up next, we've got cheese thrown at pop stars, tears at the fringe. and gary lineker doing what he does best, virtue signalling . don't go away. signalling. don't go away. >> i was making very important point. >> were that warm feeling >> you were that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. sponsors of weather on. gb news. >> hi there. it's aidan mcgivern here from the met office. with the gb news forecast another low this one's been this weekend. this one's been named anthony by the met named storm anthony by the met office the of office because of the risk of disruptive gales for some heavy rain for many others. storm anthony is arriving through friday night. it's this area of

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gb news. >> welcome back to headliners kicking things off with the telegraph with gareth southgate criticised for moving to the middle east. what first attracted gareth southgate to the multi—billion saudi soccer establishment? louis. >> no , not gareth southgate. you >> no, not gareth southgate. you didn't read, you didn't read the story. >> what is it? >> what is it? >> gareth southgate. jordan henderson. >> jordan. i didn't read the story. >> you didn't read the story. i just glossed over it. god, that is good. gareth southgate is so good. gareth southgate he's jordan he's saying this. jordan henderson explain his

henderson must explain his decision to accept saudi riches amid lgbtq+ concerns. basically the former liverpool captain went to the saudi arabian club. al sorry, arabic sounding name . al sorry, arabic sounding name. arabic sounding name. and he went there and he was being he's being and they're criticising him because the saudis are not that good with with the gay community over there. >> yeah. and we've we cover this story every night. i finish my story every night. i finish my story right . story right. >> okay. but we've got a time limit on the show , you know, go limit on the show, you know, go and finish. finish the story. i got the name wrong. >> i'm not going to. you got the name wrong, which took time. the fact is, he's being paid 700,000, $700,000. i think $700,000. £700,000 a week . a $700,000. £700,000 a week. a week. not a year. a week to go to saudi arabia. listen to me . i to saudi arabia. listen to me. i will. i'll sell my children out for £700,000 a week. you know what it is ? i do this for a lot what it is? i do this for a lot less money. and this is even worse than going to saudi

arabia. the gb news paul i mean, i feel like we cover this story every second day and it's like, well , every second day and it's like, well, obviously he's going to go at £700,000 a week. >> he's caught in a web, isn't he? >> because, you know, just a couple of years ago when we were at the world cup out there a year ago, whenever it was, he you got the armband you know, he's got the armband on know, on and he's saying, you know, i love people or whatever it love gay people or whatever it is. then as as they as is. and then as soon as they as soon the people who don't soon as the people who don't like do you want like gay people say, do you want £1 a week? he goes, £1 million a week? he goes, yeah, yeah. >> and then rips the armband off the story is that the point of this story is that he's essentially he's he's essentially saying, well, be going out well, i might be going out there, like my there, but i still like my england career. there, but i still like my engand career. there, but i still like my engand gareth kind >> and gareth southgate's kind of if he of saying we don't know if he did didn't is saying, well, did or didn't is saying, well, you're gonna have to explain yourself right. yourself if you do. right. >> on. we'll get >> okay, moving on. we'll get the times. and schools being >> okay, moving on. we'll get the 1to es. and schools being >> okay, moving on. we'll get the 1to be and schools being >> okay, moving on. we'll get the 1to be more;chools being >> okay, moving on. we'll get the 1to be more inclusive, being >> okay, moving on. we'll get the 1to be more inclusive, buting told to be more inclusive, but it's paul it's leading to violence. paul yeah, quite an yeah, this is quite an interesting story. >> headteachers warned >> head headteachers have warned that any to cut the that any attempt to cut the number excluded could number of pupils excluded could affect safety in schools. so this of this is because our mayor of london appointed london has appointed a consultant at maureen maureen

mckenna to essentially she was responsible for reducing the number of suspensions and exclusions in glasgow. right. and don't by 90. she brought the exclusion down by 90. >> now everybody's getting stabbed in the face in school and anecdotal, lee, there has been a massive surge in violence, let's say anecdotally, because nowhere in the article there's any real statistical proof that that's the case. >> understand some of the >> now, i understand some of the logic here, because if you've got out, you know, delinquent children in school, there's a reason for that. and if you just wash your hands of them and chuck back on chuck them back out on the street, you're probably not solving problem. solving that problem. but there's this, and there's a flip side to this, and it's reality. and the it's called reality. and the reality if you have reality is that if you have a bad apple, can spoil the rest bad apple, it can spoil the rest of bunch. there are 20 of the bunch. and there are 20 other that. other kids in that. >> that's the exact phrase. >> that's the exact phrase. >> could be 20 other kids >> there could be 20 other kids in classroom that are being in that classroom that are being entirely this . so entirely disrupted by this. so headteachers actually taking headteachers are actually taking their woke hat off for a moment and if you do this, it's and saying if you do this, it's going to it's going to cost us more if you don't. yeah, more than if you don't. yeah, essentially. and i'm not sure

sadiq is going to listen to them. yeah, louis well, this is interesting because i had my kids. >> i have 2—2, two beautiful children and a couple of ugly ones. but it's an old joke. anyway the point is, is back in the day when my kids were in school, they were constantly kicking kids out because they wanted to upgrade ofsted wanted to upgrade their ofsted reports. so anybody who was the slightest little bit of a trouble back about ten years ago and at school at 20 and my kids were at school at 20 and my kids were at school at 20 and 22 right now, but they would kick out. so this a kick them out. so this is a complete change attitude complete change in the attitude and know why it is and i don't know why it is somebody out might know . somebody out there might know. you at louis you can tweet me at louis schaefer . schaefer. >> maybe cost of >> maybe it's the cost of apparently excluded kids. they cost lot to educate cost an awful lot to educate because got to have one because they've got to have one on tuition and pupil on one tuition and pupil referral units and all sorts of expense of things. if you cram them all in one classroom, it's much cheaper. i don't think attitudes changed. attitudes have changed. >> head teachers are >> i think head teachers are still thinking of their ofsted ranking and they know if ranking and they know that if they crazy they retain all these crazy kids, going go up. kids, it's never going to go up. >> yeah, on. we've got >> yeah, moving on. we've got the guardian with behaviour

the guardian with bad behaviour at someone at gigs. apparently someone threw of brie at pink. threw a wheel of brie at pink. if someone threw a wheel of brie at one of my gigs, it would double louis yeah. double my pay. louis yeah. >> amazing. their >> this is amazing. their behaviour concerts is behaviour at concerts is becoming experts becoming normalised. experts say, although they say, experts say, although they say, experts say . and it for throwing say. and it says for throwing a wheel of brie at at pink pink, she's a performer too. shouting at performers, shouting at performers . oh, that's what performers. oh, that's what they're supposed to do. because they're supposed to do. because the fans are becoming more disrespectful. i don't think this is i think this is non—story. >> somebody threw their mother's ashes on stage. also a pink concert. i don't know why pink is getting so much because their mother wanted would mother probably wanted would have that to happen. mother probably wanted would hav it that to happen. mother probably wanted would hav it wasn't that to happen. mother probably wanted would hav it wasn't anat to happen. mother probably wanted would hav it wasn't an act» happen. mother probably wanted would hav it wasn't an act ofappen. mother probably wanted would hav it wasn't an act of violence. >> it wasn't an act of violence. it was like my mother wanted to be the of pink , say. and be at the feet of pink, say. and i'll tell you what's is i'll tell you what's so funny is like is like a is that as last week they had cardi b threw a microphone at a guy and a guy and she was they brought her in and she was they brought her in and they said the las vegas police said we can't press

charges against her because they had insufficient evidence . had insufficient evidence. >> it was filmed by they just had a video, an actual video of him, which is very painful, very painful. >> and at the end of the day, it just shows that the british are affecting american policing as well by not doing anything about doing anything. >> yeah, i mean, cardi b, she should paul gun. then should marry paul gun. then she'd but she'd be called cardigan. but pauli she'd be called cardigan. but paul, i mean, what do you make of this? have you have you seen much because you run gigs as well? >> i do. i do run gigs, epic comedy and i'd one thing i would say about this is if there is a generational amnesia, again, we see it all the time. i mean, let's not forget you and i were discussing this earlier during the late 60s, early 70s, the rolling stones ran a free gig in which somebody was murdered in front of the band by hells angels that was supposed to be providing the security that was hired security. >> so it wasn't technically , >> so it wasn't technically, however, the audience misbehaving . misbehaving. >> well , not according to >> yeah, well, not according to the hells angel represents lviv, who said they were misbehaving

and that's why they needed to be seen to. and that's why they needed to be see however, showing chucking >> however, showing chucking cheese is very 2023, isn't it? i mean , let's have this right free mean, let's have this right free as well. >> not even a blockchain soft cheese. >> this isn't if this was red leicester, might a case leicester, we might have a case for assault. but this, this brie is to to melt is just going to going to melt into face. i mean ozzy into your face. i mean ozzy osbourne to eat bats heads. osbourne used to eat bats heads. i anything's i don't think anything's changed. think guardian changed. i think the guardian didn't have anything else to write about. didn't have anything else to writokay,ut. didn't have anything else to writokay, well, we've got the >> okay, well, we've got the guardian again and happy guardian again and a happy ending actress who was ending for an actress who was in tears the edinburgh tears at the edinburgh fringe yesterday. paul georgie greer plays to sell out edinburgh crowd . 24 hours after tearful crowd. 24 hours after tearful tweet . tweet. >> so let me just recap for those who don't know. we clearly do. you know, most of our colleagues and ex friends because we're now on gb news are up because we're now on gb news are up are up in edinburgh at the moment and it's a rite of passage to perform to next to no. one on a regular basis. however this young lady performed for one person at her first gig, immediately took to social media and sent a tearful post out. so she's and she got

some nice replies. >> i mean, jason manford replied to her, saying, it's absolutely normal for one person to rock up and for you also to be a bit upset or or about it. upset or annoyed or or about it. that's totally fine as well. and then he asked for a picture of her breasts and if she wanted to have sex over the phone with him. >> oh, yes, she received this actress received lots of support of course. >> i mean, this is, by the way, one thing i will say. this is a grift. okay? and fair play, by the way. absolutely fair play, because of a sudden , i wish because all of a sudden, i wish i'd thought of this. i mean, by the had i cried at the way, had i cried at edinburgh the five times i've been, have come the been, nobody would have come the next cried next day to see unless i cried again. but essentially what she's sell out. she's done here is sell out. >> she's sold out her show. incredibly mean, incredibly amazing. i mean, louis, must performed louis, you must have performed to at the fringe. louis, you must have performed to of at the fringe. louis, you must have performed to of course at the fringe. louis, you must have performed to of course i at the fringe. louis, you must have performed to of course i did.: the fringe. louis, you must have performed to of course i did. ithe fringe. louis, you must have performed to of course i did. i mean,|ge. louis, you must have performed to of course i did. i mean, i'm >> of course i did. i mean, i'm not. now a huge star, but i not. i'm now a huge star, but i once performed once didn't once performed i once didn't have . and because i have a venue. and because i messed up the time , i said messed up the time, i said i said it was going to be at 1700 hours. and what i meant was what i meant was at 7 pm. so i did

so i performed in front of the mosque. >> right. okay >> right. okay >> the mosque up there in edinburgh, you know what that is? okay. this is just a reminder of how horrible the edinburgh festival is, right. >> okay. well, that's all for part three. coming up in part four, we've got a vegetarian cafe that serves meat. i think that just makes it a cafe. we've got male grooming and a injury. see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back. the headliners. we've got the telegraph now and jeremy vine says it's fine to be one of the following sexist , one of the following sexist, racist or ageist, which one is it? paul? >> oh, bbc is right to be, says jeremy vine . or says the man who jeremy vine. or says the man who still has his job. let's be honest, the 58 year old is speaking amid the departure of a group of senior presenters that

he would be called if asked to leave. i'm not sure that he would be cool. mean fair play would be cool. i mean fair play to you. i mean, finally, though, someone at the has agreed someone at the bbc has agreed that perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that it's perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that it's the perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that it's the type perfectly someone at the bbc has agreed that it's the type of �*fectly fine. it's just the type of discrimination at the end of the day, isn't it? because let's discrimination at the end of the day, it,|'t it? because let's discrimination at the end of the day, it,|'t iall3ecause let's discrimination at the end of the day, it,|'t iall the use let's discrimination at the end of the day, it,|'t iall the isms, et's discrimination at the end of the day, it,|'t iall the isms, ageism face it, of all the isms, ageism is kind of accepted, isn't it? >> well, i thought the bbc classism is more absolute . classism is more absolute. >> certainly there aren't anyone like me at the bbc. that's for sure. yeah. and unless they're in some special pops but in some special vox pops but cleaning the windows. yeah and licking windows and i mean, licking the windows and i mean, would you are you, are you worried about this? >> because i'm worried about this because i'm 66 years old and they might if they let me 90, and they might if they let me go, it'll be it'll be ageism. i'm sure they hired me when i was 65. but they could have done this. but at the end of the day, the bbc has a right to fire whoever they to and whoever they want to fire. and this is what i believe in malicious every company malicious harriet. every company should right to hire should have a right to hire and fire whoever want to hire fire whoever they want to hire at. will but the time, at. will but at the same time, the a company. it's the bbc is not a company. it's a it's an enterprise of state

state propaganda. the bbc stands for britain stands for big brother , communicates the state brother, communicates the state propaganda . and people and propaganda. and people and people need to know, need to know. of course people are involved in decisions that the bbc is because they take our money. so of course we're going to pretend they're going to we're going that maybe we're going to think that maybe they people's and we're going to think that maybe they they're people's and we're going to think that maybe they they're ageist.e's and then they're ageist. >> that doesn't seem >> i mean, that doesn't seem well, what's what's why should all people pay licence fee all people pay the licence fee if going to if the bbc is going to discriminate specifically against them? >> there is a there >> there is a there is a there is another side story. is another side to this story. i mean, ken bruce went to greatest hits a massive hits radio and it has a massive spike for his. hits radio and it has a massive spike for his . the quiz that he spike for his. the quiz that he doesis spike for his. the quiz that he does is my dad would be at home screaming at me. he listens to it every day. still at 1030, he used to do a quiz on radio two. everyone tunes out a radio two at and to the at that time and goes to the greatest radio and listens greatest hits radio and listens to ken bruce and to that because ken bruce and some of simon plug some of the simon mayo plug other media channels. some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia channels. some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia ibut|nels. some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia but the ;. some of the simon mayo plug oth yeah,dia but the point is, >> yeah, no, but the point is, these gb news putting these people gb news putting them down. >> people weren't old. >> these people weren't old. they djs. that's

they were good djs. and that's the point . the point. >> they were experienced, marinated in life. and i just like to apologise to anybody who was by paul's admission was offended by paul's admission to wendell looking moving on, we've got the telegraph now with a from gary lineker that a story from gary lineker that i believe as much as hmrc believe about as much as hmrc believe about as much as hmrc believe his tax return. lewis well, i do believe it because he spoke for a very long time and the telegraph printed every single word in the thing. >> what did he see? it said basically m&s shoppers gave me a standing ovation after bbc suspension . and the truth is . suspension. and the truth is. and then. and then another. and then another quote was ignore them is that he's saying he's saying that the bbc shouldn't shouldn't spend too much time worrying about the views of people who will always hate it. but the truth is , is that the but the truth is, is that the bbc has a remit, which is to be the state propaganda network. and the more gary lineker expresses his belief, the more people are going to get wind and think, well, wait a second, maybe the bbc does have a political ideology. >> you think gary lineker is

>> so you think gary lineker is waking people up to the he's destroyed annoying the bbc facade of neutrality . he it's an facade of neutrality. he it's an interesting theory but paul i mean this this thing that he said he said that m&s shoppers of course he shops at marks and spencer's. he makes a lot of money and doesn't pay a lot of tax it. but said that tax on it. but he said that marks and spencer's shoppers tax on it. but he said that mark himi spencer's shoppers tax on it. but he said that mark himi sstanding shoppers tax on it. but he said that mark himi sstanding ovation's tax on it. but he said that mark himi sstanding ovation . i gave him a standing ovation. i mean, this sounds like one of those tweets that people write about two old. about their two year old. they're like, you know, my two year student stood up the year old student stood up in the middle and said middle of starbucks and said that, slavery bad middle of starbucks and said that we slavery bad middle of starbucks and said thatwe should slavery bad middle of starbucks and said thatwe should accommodatej and we should accommodate refugees and say something that they didn't say they obviously didn't say because two years old because they're two years old and two year old doesn't talk because they're two years old and that.» year old doesn't talk because they're two years old and that.» yea then doesn't talk because they're two years old and that.» yea then they n't talk because they're two years old and that.» yea then they say alk like that. and then they say that in the starbucks that everybody in the starbucks stood up and clapped and even that everybody in the starbucks stoocbuttocksclapped and even that everybody in the starbucks stooc buttocks clapped. |nd even that everybody in the starbucks stooc buttocks clapped. id even that everybody in the starbucks stoocbuttocks clapped. i mean, their buttocks clapped. i mean, isn't same of thing? >> it's like the jesse smaller of isn't it? mean of barnes, isn't it? i mean i mean, this is gaslighting for me at the end of the day, because one of the other things he says is i'm absolutely baffled the is i'm absolutely baffled by the obsession our media obsession of some of our media with say, he reflects.

with what i say, he reflects. i don't understand it. i don't preach. i don't tell what preach. i don't tell anyone what i in, the who's i believe in, says the man who's got page article. well, got a 41 page article. well, that's got 75,000 paragraphs dedicated to the things that he has to say . i dedicated to the things that he has to say. i mean, just i don't know what to say. i don't know what to say. mind you, keep in mind that the only reason i used to watch the tv was for match of the day. >> and gary lineker, and i think he incredible job. if he he does an incredible job. if he wants say he wants wants to say whatever he wants to let him say whatever to say, let him say whatever he wants just don't want wants to say. i just don't want to have to pay it. to have to pay for it. >> very good point. >> that's a very good point. anyway, now in a anyway, the times now in a depressed reminder of the feminisation men. depressed reminder of the fenlewision men. depressed reminder of the fenlewis yeah, men. depressed reminder of the fenlewis yeah, lhisi. tragic >> lewis yeah, this is a tragic here. the rise grooming here. the rise of male grooming . it's turn hog . now it's men's turn to hog the bathroom. this the bathroom. and this is in the times. and says that it says times. and it says that it says that are a gen z. that zoomers are a gen z. i can't keep track of gen x, gen z. i think they're like any way they're i don't know how old, how z people born in how old are gen z people born in 2005 2005, he says he 2005 onwards? 2005, he says he says that they have that they have a 68% increase in beauty spending. so these men, these men are focusing on themselves.

is that that this nail care purchases went up 103. that's doubung purchases went up 103. that's doubling facial serums. i don't know what that is. it sounds dirty up by 54. and basically what it's saying is this. it's saying that men have no hope because women are making so much money that men don't need to work. back in the day, listen to me. listen, listen. i am listening . listen that back in listening. listen that back in the day , gay men could make the day, gay men could make a decent living. they didn't care how they looked. they all looked like paul. horrible horrible. right. but look at him. look. he's got a wife and kid because he's got his wife and kid. when when it was okay to be ugly. when it was okay to be ugly. when i was but nowadays , when i was rich. but nowadays, the women don't care about money because they all have own because they all have their own money. doing this money. so they're doing this thing maxing, which thing called looks maxing, which is is men are prettifying is which is men are prettifying themselves , prettifying themselves, prettifying themselves. and this is this is one of the by—products of the death love. okay. one of the by—products of the deawell, love. okay. one of the by—products of the deawell, love. quickly in the >> well, let's quickly in the next just cover this next minute, just cover this story it's the daily star and story. it's the daily star and someone's at related

someone's at a related injury, but it's not restrain or chafing. >> paul no. be to put in hospital after hidden adult moustache falls from ceiling so a labourer was flattened by a sack of mags that fell from the eaves of an attic as he worked on the ceiling. now i mean, what a way to go. for a start. however one thing i would say is, you know, it just couldn't happen. now this is this is this is confined to history, isn't it? well, must have been >> well, these must have been dusty, because surely nobody in the last the last ten years required magazine. the last the last ten years req buti magazine. the last the last ten years req but this nagazine. the last the last ten years req but this storyine. the last the last ten years req but this story ise. the last the last ten years req but this story is not even >> but this story is not even a non story. it's not even a non, non story. it's not even a non, non story. it's not even a non, non story because it was in non non story because it was in twitter. it was some guy tweeted on twitter, this guy called ben hall . it probably exist . hall. it probably didn't exist. >> i believe it happened. i believe faith in the british people. lewis because the british people wouldn't tweet something that didn't happen just some attention on just to get some attention on twitter. ridiculous. just to get some attention on twiyou ridiculous. just to get some attention on twiyou think ridiculous. just to get some attention on twiyou think it'idiculous. just to get some attention on twiyou think it is?:ulous. do you think it is? >> lineker anyway , the show >> gary lineker anyway, the show is nearly over, so let's take another quick look saturday's another quick look at saturday's front mail front pages. the daily mail leads with 2500 pounds to smuggle foreign criminals out of the uk . the telegraph has

the uk. the telegraph has children of seven to get nhs trans treatment. the guardian leads with playground for private equity. fear for child care. the times has bad result for uk students . the mirror has for uk students. the mirror has skint £6.5 million lotto lag now a decorator and finally the daily star has a stab me in skeggy. and those were your front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you for my guests, paul and lewis. we're back 11 pm. with back tomorrow at 11 pm. with andrew doyle nick dixon and lewis again. if lewis schaefer again. and if you're watching a.m, stay you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned breakfast by we need tuned for breakfast by we need to looks like things are heating up. >> bob boilers proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hi there. it's aidan mcgivern here from the met office. with the gb news forecast another low this weekend. this one's been named storm anthony by the met office because of the risk of disruptive for some heavy disruptive gales for some heavy rain. for many others , storm rain. for many others, storm anthony is arriving through friday night. it's this area of low pressure that has been named

andifs low pressure that has been named and it's basically because it's arriving at such a busy time of year for holiday makers , people year for holiday makers, people who are taking part in outdoor activities , camping, caravanning activities, camping, caravanning and so on. initially, it's the rain that is of concern overnight, especially across parts of northern ireland where the ground is saturated . and the ground is saturated. and that rain heading into western parts of the uk by the end of the night as well, accompanied by winds by strengthening winds dry initially eastern initially across some eastern and northern parts. aside from the shower . but this spell the odd shower. but this spell of weather clears northern the odd shower. but this spell of ipushes clears northern the odd shower. but this spell of ipushes clea englandern the odd shower. but this spell of ipushes clea england and ireland pushes into england and wales scotland. wales. southern scotland. showers continue for much of the rest of scotland and northern ireland. by the end of the afternoon, the skies brighten afternoon, as the skies brighten for wales in the southwest, that's the strongest winds that's when the strongest winds kick risk of kick in, with the risk of widespread gales, not just around coast but inland as well. potential for travel disruption and certainly some dangerous conditions around beaches . but conditions around beaches. but storm entity does move through and by sunday, a brighter day is expected. still some heavy showers around. lighter winds, however , these showers will be

however, these showers will be slow moving. where they do occur, but they'll be hit and miss spells between. miss sunny spells in between. and trend through next and then the trend through next week the weather to week is for the weather to become drier, brighter become gradually drier, brighter and warmer . and warmer. >> looks like things are heating up. boxed boilers , proud up. boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on .

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