a serious the bacteria can cause a serious type of lung infection known as legionnaires disease . the rmt legionnaires disease. the rmt union has announced a fresh strikes for around 20,000 of its members. rmt workers at 14 train operators will walk out on the 26th of august and the 2nd of september for its part of their ongoing dispute over pay jobs and conditions. the union says it's been left with little choice but to take further action, as it's seen, no improved or revised offer from the rail delivery group . the the rail delivery group. the health secretary says the latest four day strike by junior doctors, which started today, serves only to harm patients. protesters have been gathering outside downing street earlier today. it's the fifth time they've staged a walkout this yearin they've staged a walkout this year in their ongoing dispute over pay. according to the nhs . over pay. according to the nhs. almost 835,000 appointments have been postponed since industrial action began in december. a junior doctors union leader has urged the prime minister to come back to the real to world break

the deadlock amid the latest strikes . west yorkshire police strikes. west yorkshire police says the autistic girl arrested by police for making an alleged homophobic remark will face no further action. a warning some viewers may find the following footage distressing . she's now footage distressing. she's now been released, but this video circulated on tiktok shows a 16 year old autistic girl being detained by seven officers outside her home in leeds. that prompted a complaint. it's understood she told her mother that one of the police officers looked like her grandmother, who's a lesbian. the teenager had been arrested on suspicion of a homophobic public order offence . the force now says it offence. the force now says it will take on board any lessons to be learned footage to be learned after the footage of sparked critical of the arrest sparked critical schism on social media. and finally , a us judge has warned finally, a us judge has warned donald trump not to make inflammatory statements about the 2020 election case. the federal judge gave the former us president leeway to publicly share some non—sensitive evidence that would be used in

his trial on charges of plotting to overturn the 2020 presidential election . but the presidential election. but the judge also since made the protective order warning and trump's attorneys argue the scope of the order is too broad and affects his free speech rights . this is gb news and affects his free speech rights. this is gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on the uk on tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by simply saying play gb news. now it's over to headliners . headliners. >> hello among the headliners, the show where comedians tackle serious news stories. what could possibly go wrong? i'm nick dixon. of course , and i'm joined dixon. of course, and i'm joined by louis shaffer . there he is. by louis shaffer. there he is. and the only one of his children. he's still in contact with. jonathan kogan , real with. it's jonathan kogan, real name. shaffer, of course. how are you both doing? >> yeah, pretty good. i'm doing well, thank you. >> reunited a lengthy >> reunited after a lengthy court battle. >> we had a little problem

>> well, we had a little problem the last time we were together, but spoken him but i've spoken to him about being mature. my being more mature. that it's my job show to be the job on this show to be the immature and his. immature one. and his. >> i've got be the adult. so >> i've got to be the adult. so the sun has to be the adult. >> that seems wrong to me. yeah >> that seems wrong to me. yeah >> that's a lot of >> yeah. that's a lot of my neuroses at i, the weird uncle? >> you're the weird uncle? yeah. we're not allowed to be left alone that. alone with that. >> right, on that alone with that. >> |note, on that alone with that. >> |note, let's on that alone with that. >> |note, let's have1at alone with that. >> |note, let's have at alone with that. >> |note, let's have a look strange note, let's have a look at saturday's pages. so at saturday's front pages. so the telegraph is going with migrants taken off barge in legionella times legionella scare the times has students start turning hotels students to start turning hotels or beds broken britain or bunk beds broken britain there the express doctors are striking to bring down tories . striking to bring down tories. the daily mail trans row over women's wards. the guardian has . asylum barge evacuated as deadly bacteria found. and finally , the daily star rise of finally, the daily star rise of the sunny psychos, which i believe is a story about sandwiches. and those are your front pages . so let's look at front pages. so let's look at the telegraph , lewis and that the telegraph, lewis and that story about the barge as well.

>> migrants taken off barge in legionella scare home vessel branded . branded. >> home office branded. incompetent vessel may be uninhabitable for weeks because probably the internal water system is broken. legionella i remember legionnaires disease. i'm old enough to remember legionella. it's called legionella. it's called legionella now. >> suella. >> suella. >> it was called. you were a legionella. they actually changed the name. they came up with name called with this name called legionnaires disease because there in there was a hotel in philadelphia. they were having some this is when some trade thing. this is when i was your age. 19. yeah, i was your age. and in 1977 and the air ducts got polluted and the air ducts got polluted and the air was really bad. and so that's what this is, is like, is like . and then they changed the like. and then they changed the name legionella to make it sound like salmonella. it does kill people, but probably just in huge doses . okay. well, it's huge doses. okay. well, it's obviously a bit of a pretty serious mistake , jonathan, serious mistake, jonathan, although i always wonder, like the glee of some of the sort of left wing newspapers about this kind of thing. i mean, as if

they just going to live on they are just going to live on some all some separate island. we all need tackle for sure. need to tackle this for sure. migrant issue. obviously, this is to do it. no, absolutely. >> your politics aside, >> and like your politics aside, whatever is whatever your view is on immigration all the things immigration and all the things that come along with it, it's just terribly dealt just the most terribly dealt with thing the government does. it's the it's so poorly managed. the migrant crisis, it's a catastrophe. it's like it doesn't be a there's doesn't seem to be a there's certainly sort of easy certainly no sort of easy solution. and whenever every solution. and whenever every solution gets brought up, it just to another of just leads to another bunch of unpredicted unforeseen consequences like this . it's consequences like this. it's just not a simple thing. and it's just not dealt with well, in humble opinion. in my humble opinion. >> do we understand how this disease was missed, though, >> do we understand how this disearfrom s missed, though, >> do we understand how this disearfrom s explanationjgh, >> do we understand how this disearfrom s explanation of|, apart from louis explanation of the of the name, the etymology of the name, i didn't see how disease . and didn't see how the disease. and could i just say something? i think think, jonathan, so think i think, jonathan, i'm so proud mean, he's such proud of him. i mean, he's such a lovely a lovely boy, except when you're outside of your mother's influences . but she's mother's influences. but she's so don't don't leave her alone. don't mention her. don't try to say kick me out. don't try. this is tend to the sitcom. should we talk about this terrible story

about bacteria? we're talking it's bacteria. they it's about bacteria. they probably clean the ship probably didn't clean the ship that would have that much. they would have probably checked that much. they would have prbecause checked that much. they would have prbecause they're checked that much. they would have prbecause they're lookingecked it because they're looking for things about this. things to find bad about this. as last night, nick, this as i said last night, nick, this is not even a non—story. it is not a story. the fact is we've got an immigration problem with this country. the country is not deaung this country. the country is not dealing with it properly. they haven't made a decision to deal with it properly. so as long as they don't make a decision to with it properly. so as long as they with: make a decision to with it properly. so as long as they with: mit's a decision to with it properly. so as long as they with: mit's not ecision to with it properly. so as long as they with: mit's not aision to with it properly. so as long as they with: mit's not a storyto deal with it, it's not a story anymore . should be anymore. we should not be reporting with reporting anything to do with this. okay. well, no one was hurt. in that sense, it's hurt. so in that sense, it's sort a non story tragedy was sort of a non story tragedy was avoided. do you want to look then this boiler then instead at this oil boiler ban that's been thrown into doubt? so basically, as far as i can see, the tories are sort of they're of saying, oh, we they're sort of saying, oh, we don't do zero don't want to do net zero anymore. we don't to bring anymore. we don't want to bring in heat pumps anymore. what do you the thing you think? yeah, well, the thing about is you about these heat pumps is you have to be on the national grid to because they're have to be on the national grid to by because they're have to be on the national grid to by electricity)ecause they're have to be on the national grid to by electricity and jse they're have to be on the national grid to by electricity and they'rer're run by electricity and they're quite pumps quite i think heat pumps i've heard good certain heard are very good in certain variable climates variable type climates where they squeeze the they they actually squeeze the they

squeeze by squeeze the air. and by squeezing the air, you create heat or and then when you release, it's kind of like a it's of like a reverse it's kind of like a reverse refrigerator if you're familiar with that, know, anything. refrigerator if you're familiar withi'mit, know, anything. refrigerator if you're familiar withi'mit, confused.ything. refrigerator if you're familiar withi'mit, confused. never. but i'm more confused. never. i mean, they're because mean, you think they're because i read an article bbc i read an article on the bbc know of all places and even they were against heat pumps were totally against heat pumps were totally against heat pumps were to were against it. but they had to admit article don't admit in the article they don't really they're really work. they're cold, they're just they're expensive. they're just impractical like impractical in all ways. like you're saying, in certain climates work, climates they could work, but not not ours, not in our. not in not in ours, not in our. it's to i think. i think it's similar to i think. i think so to they have in so it's similar to they have in like dry climates. like these really dry climates. they've evaporative they've got these evaporative coolers they they coolers where they where they put a fan over water, air and it cools the air. i see. and that works. well, just to bring it back to this of what it is, jonathan, it's that there was going be a ban on installing going to be a ban on installing oil boilers from 2026 and now the just walking the tories are just walking it back they've realised the tories are just walking it bac an they've realised the tories are just walking it bac an election.iey've realised it's an election. >> well, they're saying it's it's an election. >> va ll, they're saying it's it's an election. >> va proposal, saying it's it's an election. >> va proposal, which| it's it's an election. >> va proposal, which is 's only a proposal, which is basically political basically the political equivalent a equivalent of saying it's just a prank, bro. >> it's just like it's a real kind they're not committing kind of they're not committing to it. >> e- e with a lot of these >> and like with a lot of these net zero policies, might

net zero policies, they might have intentions, but have the best of intentions, but in pan out have the best of intentions, but in they pan out have the best of intentions, but in they expect. pan out have the best of intentions, but in we ey expect. pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were pect. pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were just. pan out have the best of intentions, but in we were just chatting. ut have the best of intentions, but in we were just chatting. things >> we were just chatting. things change. grow. man. change. people grow. yeah, man. yeah. rolling back. but yeah. they're rolling back. but they term off the they do mention the term off the grid, which means something different than america than it does here. often have does here. here. often have a lot food and weaponry. lot of dry food and weaponry. yeah could dangerous, but yeah it could be dangerous, but they said that in the. especially tory especially in the tory constituencies, they're constituencies, because they're quite that quite leafy out there is that there these they there are lots of these they have homes people who have lots of homes of people who are the national are not attached to the national grid, is the electrical grid, which is the electrical system. they can't in system. so they can't plug in these pumps, they have these heat pumps, so they have to on oil. okay all right. to rely on oil. okay all right. well, let's have at the well, let's have a look at the times. jonathan >> students to start term >> yeah, students to start term in bunk beds. so in hotels or bunk beds. so students face a battle for housing with universities refusing to guarantee accommodation to offering them rooms in different cities. now what a lot of the universities are doing apparently is only guaranteeing accommodation for people went to that people who went to that university as their first choice. that's really quite a funny that's a that's a move that's a commit to us now that's a real commit to us now or you might not have bed or you might not have a bed right to right you tried to go to cambridge, sleep on the street. that's basically it is. that's basically what it is. >> don't

>> yeah. well i don't see i don't. sorry, i don't see anything wrong with that because it's kind of american, isn't it? it's yeah like it's free market. yeah it's like saying to come saying you don't want to come here. we're not going find saying you don't want to come here.house. not going find saying you don't want to come here.house. not greally find saying you don't want to come here.house. not greally fin

>> yeah. clearings in a tent. >> yeah. clearings in a tent. >> all let's have a look >> all right, let's have a look at lewis oh, this at the express. lewis oh, this is are is another one. doctors are striking down the striking to bring down the tories. and basically they were they doctors said we're not they the doctors said we're not going strike against going to go on strike against scotland scotland the scotland because scotland is the kind we can deal kind of people that we can deal with. they're with. right. and they're going to strike against the to go on strike against the engush to go on strike against the english system because english english system because they want 35% and they want and according to the tories, they want to bring down on the tories. the truth is and you know my feeling about this, i've said it so many millions of times, i shouldn't be that serious about it. but and as somebody who uses medical somebody who uses the medical system looks system tremendously, it looks like i look so like i don't because i look so amazing. so healthy. amazing. i look so healthy. >> you it so >> that's because you use it so much. you're there every day. >> when i'm i >> you know, when i'm there, i get lot work, get tested. a lot of work, botox. i tested every and botox. i got tested every and i got the latest got i just got the latest results in my 2022 my results in and my 2022 my c thank you son. my c—reactive protein is one. wow. i never thought i'd hear that on national tv. >> my c—reactive protein and my ferritin levels not ferret. >> that clip will go viral , i feel. >> so what do you think ? >> so what do you think? >> so what do you think? >> jonathan stephen barclay, health secretary, said that the

mask slipped they've mask has slipped because they've revealed that this just political. >> work with scotland >> they can work with scotland but england. >> they can work with scotland but en going on? well think >> what's going on? well i think with strikes that done from with strikes that are done from a perspective, i think a political perspective, i think it's different thing when it's a very different thing when it's a very different thing when it's you know, it's a it's a health you know, it's a it's a health you know, it's the health departments and the industry because the health industry because there's be a lot of there's going to be a lot of people who are going to be suffering because of this and missed things missed appointments and things that are, you know, especially over years, over the last few years, we've had a to so many had such a delay to so many people their care. people getting their care. >> this seems >> they need. this kind of seems a cynical it from a a bit cynical to do it from a political perspective . but then political perspective. but then again, be again, people should be paid good i don't know. it's complex. >> isn't that complex. >> no, it isn't that complex. and think the end of the and i think at the end of the day, the end of the day, day, at the end of the day, really what the most important thing need to thing is we need and we need to take ourselves. you're take care of ourselves. you're young a gun started. young and you're a gun started. you've started to take of you've started to take care of yourself. and that's and yourself. okay? and that's and it real. i've lost weight . it is real. i've lost weight. exactly. went on strike. exactly. doctors went on strike. family conflict. but we have to have a quick look at the star. jonathan, what do you think? yeah, is a of very, yeah, so this is a sort of very, very heavy, serious story, right , psychos deviants. , of the sony psychos deviants. >> libertines with >> take libertines with lunchtime fillings. so someone

in office in a national in an office in a national newspaper has decided that the front page should story front page should be a story about people putting baked beans front page should be a story abart people putting baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich,»utting baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, which baked beans front page should be a story aba sandwich, which is, ked beans in a sandwich, which is, you know, a sign of times. know, it's a sign of the times. it's end of days. but at the it's the end of days. but at the same time, yeah, i was struggling with this because i sometimes go online when we don't full story yet. don't have the full story yet. >> online get the sort >> i go online to get the sort of richness of the daily star stories. this i wasn't stories. with this one, i wasn't able find it. what is it? able to find it. what is it? it's filthy beasts filling sandwiches with beans. >> baked >> isn't that normal? a baked beans kind of normal. not in >> that's kind of normal. not in the south, nick. not in the south. what is. south. that's what this is. >> a southern thing. >> this is a southern thing. yeah. louis? yeah. do you have that, louis? >> catskills? in the 40s? >> in the catskills? in the 40s? no, don't have beans. america no, we don't have beans. america doesn't because we're doesn't have beans because we're a country. or a prosperous, rich country. or we to be. and he had beans. we used to be. and he had beans. but this i find this find but this is. i find this i find this shocking because this shocking really, because it's open, flat it's the idea of an open, flat faced bead, beans toast. faced bead, beans on toast. beans. that's okay. but beans. okay, that's okay. but you of beans you take the two slices of beans and it somehow. yeah, actually and it somehow. yeah, i actually can't that. can't remember if we had that. i just assumed we probably isn't that like greggs just assumed we probably isn't that best like greggs just assumed we probably isn't that best selling greggs just assumed we probably isn't that best selling dish reggs just assumed we probably isn't that best selling dish orgs something. >> a noodle butty or >> like a pot noodle butty or something like that. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i used to when >> i used to have when i was youngen >> i used to have when i was younger, have butter

younger, i used to have butter sandwiches. just white bread with grew in the with butter. you grew up in the dust bowl of america. >> it was a tough time. >> it was a tough time. >> it was different time. my >> it was a different time. my father, so poor back father, they were so poor back in day. i guess used to in the day. i guess he used to have sandwiches he in the day. i guess he used to have to sandwiches he in the day. i guess he used to have to chopandwiches he in the day. i guess he used to have to chop upwiches he in the day. i guess he used to have to chop up like as he in the day. i guess he used to have to chop up like whole he in the day. i guess he used to have to chop up like whole white used to chop up like whole white onions butter and onions and with butter and bread. he's funny. bread. wow. and he's funny. he's a guy. then. and then a tough guy. and then. and then can say, can i just say, can i just say, can i just say, as a footnote, he got diabetes and died. my father yeah and died. my father died. yeah >> reactives weren't in place. >> reactives weren't in place. >> it for part one. >> so that's it for part one. >> so that's it for part one. >> coming street >> but coming up, oxford street is dying. >> kane is leaving and >> harry kane is leaving and hunter biden is sweating. >> you >> see you

>> this is gb news radio. >> this is gb news radio. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon , still here with i'm nick dixon, still here with louis schaefer and the legacy of one drunken night. it's young jonathan kogan, his son, and louis wants me to point out he's also won the award for most ofcom complaints . and i'm an ofcom complaints. and i'm an award winner. but you're not even of even in the latest raft of complaints. so you're complaints. louis so you're you're falling behind me. but tonight our very best. you're falling behind me. but torlet's our very best. you're falling behind me. but torlet's do our very best. you're falling behind me. but torlet's do the our very best. you're falling behind me. but torlet's do the telegraph best. you're falling behind me. but torlet's do the telegraph now. so let's do the telegraph now. >> first, first, they

>> and the first, first, they came for northern ireland with a data and said nothing. data breach, and i said nothing. >> they're coming my >> but now they're coming for my people louis yes, people in cumbria. louis yes, well, because well, that's interesting because names cumbria well, that's interesting because names staff cumbria well, that's interesting because names staff leaked cumbria well, that's interesting because namesstaff leaked data1bria police staff leaked in data breach and quite interesting. i actually thought breach was actually thought data breach was excuse me, data breach. i thought company is a place thought that company is a place in italy. i didn't know company and that's my home. you can you see takes strong see louis takes a strong interest in his colleagues. i don't i've actually been don't care. i've actually been there. i've been there. name a place. i've been there. name a place. i've been there. it's preston in cumbria. cumbria lancashire. cumbria no, that's lancashire. yeah, that's where we used to go when we wanted go shop. where when we wanted to go shop. where is is that is cumbria? cumbria is that whitehaven it whitehaven in cumbria. it is well . is whitehaven is well done. is whitehaven is fleetwood. let's list fleetwood. let's just list places cumbria. that'll be places in cumbria. that'll be great think it would be great tv. i think it would be great tv. i think it would be great people, great tv because these people, cumbria, to know cumbria, they want to know something. we could something. if maybe we could list no one cares. list lots of no one cares. england yes, you're england news. yes, you're right. and just to hear that and they just want to hear that place telly. you place named on telly. do you want a sub? there's a whole breed of comedians this. breed of comedians that do this. they're like, what they do is they go to anyone in from slough. >> yeah. all right. >> yeah. all right. >> we do this story, >> should we do this story, which names salaries which is the names and salaries of police staff leaked of cumbria police staff leaked in breach and another data in data breach and another data breach. a northern

breach. not as bad as a northern ireland still breach. ireland one, but still a breach. and very interesting and what i find very interesting is that should we know is this is that should we know who's the public who's being paid on the public payroll ? shouldn't we know who's payroll? shouldn't we know who's on the payroll ? shouldn't on the public payroll? shouldn't we have right ? we know? don't we have a right? should addresses? should we know their addresses? >> that's know their addresses weren't listed? >> but this is definitely >> no, but this is definitely the data to leak the funniest data to leak because their because it's not their addresses, it's just their name and paid. addresses, it's just their name ancthat's paid. addresses, it's just their name ancthat's quite, paid. addresses, it's just their name ancthat's quite, quite paid. addresses, it's just their name ancthat's quite, quite a paid. addresses, it's just their name ancthat's quite, quite a loti addresses, it's just their name ancthat's quite, quite a lot of fun. >> i want to see that at gb. can we get that data breach you guys paid check what you lot are all on. yeah. because on. yeah. yeah. because i suspect be overpaid, suspect lewis might be overpaid, but thatit suspect lewis might be overpaid, but that it is but it's i love that it is cumbria. the breach i'm cumbria. so the breach was i'm holding onto your money. jonathan okay. bunch of jonathan okay. i did a bunch of adverts i was kid adverts when i was a kid and yeah, we're to get yeah, we're going to get emancipated. that's going emancipated. that's what's going to our best emancipated. that's what's going to the our best emancipated. that's what's going to the cumbria our best emancipated. that's what's going to the cumbria breachur best emancipated. that's what's going to the cumbria breach story,t with the cumbria breach story, to we get loads more to be honest. we get loads more out of oh yeah, we're all out of that. oh yeah, we're all geniuses, but no that amazing. >> have a look amazing. >>the have a look amazing. >>the mail have a look amazing. >>the mail instead.ve a look at the mail instead. >> and oxford street in >> and oxford street is in decline. hope it decline. now let's hope it doesn't completely collapse because i need because i really need a cigarette colours cigarette lighter in the colours of the union. >> jack. >> em- em— >> jonathan, i think you can actually them on the gb news actually buy them on the gb news website, not mistaken. website, if i'm not mistaken. >> shops, know

>> but those shops, you know what mean? of course. what i mean? yeah, of course. every north. every shop is in the north. >> not getting this. >> they're not getting this. >> they're not getting this. >> in oxford street. >> their shops in oxford street. it's jack hats, it's just union jack like hats, lighters, flags and lighters, little flags and that's all they sell. how have you in business 20 you been in business for 20 years? you been in business for 20 yanou've never anything. >> you've never sold anything. >> you've never sold anything. >> suspicious because >> it's a bit suspicious because it's door. >> it's a bit suspicious because it's didn'tdoor. >> it's a bit suspicious because it's didn't want to say it. >> i didn't want to say it. >> i didn't want to say it. >> allegedly said it. >> allegedly said it. >> it was it was an old comedian who used joke exactly who used to have a joke exactly like used to say, how like that. he used to say, how do we do volume. volume do we do it? volume. volume yeah, exactly. just said sell so much so the headline is >> right. so the headline is marks spencer see the headline. >> jonathan, they're >> jonathan, they're they're telling thing. go on. >> okay. well we can find out how they get paid in the how much they get paid in the leak, right? so marks and spencer demise spencer executive warns demise of fuelling of oxford street is fuelling crime style flash crime including us style flash mob says mob looting. director says something save mob looting. director says sonjewel; save mob looting. director says sonjewel in save mob looting. director says sonjewel in london save mob looting. director says sonjewel in london shoppingave the jewel in london shopping crown. tiktok inspired chaos crown. as tiktok inspired chaos moved to south that is moved to south end, that is a nice headline so nice abridged headline there. so what's is bunch what's happened is a bunch of, i guess, young have got guess, young people have got together done a bit bit guess, young people have got togather done a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash done a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. ne a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. ie a bit bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. i thinkt bit guess, young people have got toga flash mob. i think there'sit of a flash mob. i think there's been a bit of looting and it's been a bit of looting and it's been now, what this been chaos. now, what this reflects the death the reflects is the death of the high street. according to sasha bawendi, chain's m&s bawendi, the chain's m&s

operations director. so he basically says that the jewel in london's shopping crown is now gone and it's now empty. shops listed streets and fewer visitors . and he also said it is visitors. and he also said it is just tacky, sweet shops. yes >> as we said. i mean, they also mentioned i feel a bit bad for mizzy. he follows me on twitter, by the way. i feel like there's sort of always trying to pin everything mizzy. it's everything on mizzy. like it's like terrorising oxford like godzilla terrorising oxford swan mean? like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut mean? like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, mean? like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, it's mean? like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, it's about mean? like godzilla terrorising oxford swgbut really, it's about the nean? >> but really, it's about the general isn't it? general decline, isn't it? >> lewis i mean, mean, it's >> lewis i mean, i mean, it's the internet, course it's the the internet, of course it's the general the economy. the internet, of course it's the genlockdowns. the economy. the internet, of course it's the genlockdowns. don't economy. the internet, of course it's the gen lockdowns. don't know. my. it's lockdowns. i don't know. what is mean, it feels what is it? i mean, it feels like the only thing that's not declining this country declining in this country is lewis no, i'm lewis schaffer yeah, no, i'm right. you very much. right. thank you very much. i say such a nice word. well, you know i from know what? i come i come from i live and don't don't live in peckham. and don't don't follow basically we follow me home. basically we found a data breach . found out in a data breach. peckham to be peckham and peckham used to be the third largest shopping district in all of london. third, oxford street third, after oxford street and some and then some other street. and then peckham and market. >> like proper market >> was it like proper market that had all sorts of huge, huge >> was it like proper market tha deco all sorts of huge, huge >> was it like proper market tha deco buildings. yf huge, huge art deco buildings. >> they're very much like like

oxford street things. things go up and they go down. i think at the end of the at the end of the day, how am i going to hate that saying it? but i think i think when all is said and done, when is all is said and done, i'll use that boring cliche. >> how long a of string? >> is that is that over time people they want to go to new areas. they want to go to trendy hoxton or they want to go to the king's road back in the whatever. they go to different areas. >> well, i think it's the decline of everything and crime and economic collapse chaos. decline of everything and crime ancbutynomic collapse chaos. decline of everything and crime ancbutynordisagreeise chaos. decline of everything and crime ancbutynordisagree on chaos. decline of everything and crime ancbutynordisagree on that. haos. >> but we disagree on that. let's independent. let's do the independent. and harry left tottenham harry kane has left tottenham because wants because he selfishly wants to actually let's actually win something. so let's go to our football expert, american comedian louis schaffer. you'd be schaffer. well you'd be surprised how much that i know. i've appeared on eagles i've actually appeared on eagles radio, which is which is crystal palace at one time. okay that palace at one time. okay so that was of years ago. but was a couple of years ago. but i actually actually know actually so actually know something because something about this because i mean harry kane arrived he he flew to germany for to go to bayern munich move because basically he's a free agent. he can go anywhere. and i'll tell you something about tottenham. i

support tottenham historically . support tottenham historically. it's one of the it's my team. it's one of the it's my team. it's one of the it's my team. it's one of the many teams that it's one of the many teams that i support. you identify with the losing? yes they remind me of the york mets. i was mets the new york mets. i was a mets fan the yankees. the fan and we had the yankees. the yankees always winning. and yankees were always winning. and that's tottenham that's what tottenham is. they're bunch losers. and they're a bunch of losers. and i mean arsenal. and i mean that in his arsenal. and i mean that in his arsenal. and i mean nice way. mean that in a really nice way. and i think i think harry kane, who's a lovely guy, he wants to make money. there make more money. is there anything with that? anything wrong with that? this is america. yes. >> well, it's america, >> well, it's not america, but it's tottenham. >> a football fan, jonathan? >> absolutely not. >> absolutely not. >> i read books. brilliant. >> absolutely not. >> okay. books. brilliant. >> absolutely not. >> okay. so oks. brilliant. >> absolutely not. >> okay. so we'verilliant. >> absolutely not. >> okay. so we've gotint. >> absolutely not. >> okay. so we've gotint least >> okay. so we've got at least i know going to do a monologue know i'm going to do a monologue on this. basically, it was never going anything at going to win anything at tottenham. gone going to win anything at tobuy1am. gone going to win anything at tobuy it.1. gone to buy it. >> mourinho's made some >> and mourinho's made some class there. who? mourinho. >> mourinho. really? you're mourinho. >> italkingo. really? you're mourinho. >> italking about?y? you're still talking about? >> is still there? >> i think so. >> i think so. >> he's got he's got 100 million, which is not bad. >> he's got he's got 100 miland which is not bad. >> he's got he's got 100 miland i'm ch is not bad. >> he's got he's got 100 miland i'm still not bad. >> he's got he's got 100 miland i'm still lookingi. >> he's got he's got 100 miland i'm still looking at the >> and i'm still looking at the oxford story, but he's oxford street story, but he's got million and you know, got 100 million and you know, he's to actually he's going to actually finally win he can win a cup win to me. he can win a cup on saturday. he can saturday. actually, he can already can win already win a cup. he can win some german leagues as well,

which don't matter to anyone. but he could actually potentially champions but he could actually potentially that champions but he could actually potentially that is champions but he could actually potentially that is azhampions but he could actually potentially that is a big1pions but he could actually potentially that is a big deal.; league. so that is a big deal. yeah, he'll be in the champions league. i i think league. i think. i think i think they've dropped out the they've dropped out of the champions let champions league. tottenham, let him there. he gave him go. he was there. he gave his his during the his he gave his all during the entire not a good entire time. he's not a good looking he only has looking man. he only has football. >> steroids. >> he's on steroids. >> he's on steroids. >> nothing personal. >> yeah. no, nothing personal. i'm balance on i'm going to give balance on that. regulations , that. broadcast regulations, perfectly and perfectly good looking. and also, players also, i don't mind players staying way, staying at one club. by the way, the le one the great matt le tissier, one of great geniuses , chelsea of the great geniuses, chelsea football was at football history. he was at southampton career. southampton his entire career. >> of >> yeah, you guys, chelsea of the south. this is ridiculous. >> we're actually going to have to move on. well there's a reason can interrupt reason why. can i just interrupt you? there's you? yes, you can. there's a reason why nobody heard of matt le i never him. le tissier. i never heard him. everybody's him. the everybody's heard of him. the most isn't. if most famous? no, he isn't. if i haven't heard of him. and i know football, hewlett. he. football, hewlett. i know he. yeah, not most famous yeah, he's not the most famous footballer and he footballer of all time. and he also this channel. also appears on this channel. zola the times then, zola let's do the times then, because that such disaster because that was such a disaster and has hit and world oil demand has hit a record stop. had record high. just stop. oil had one job. emmanuel petit one job. jonathan emmanuel petit that's one. that's another one. >> well , world oil that's another one. >> well, world oil demand >> yeah, well, world oil demand hits record highs as

international energy agency. so oil demand hit an all time high in june as holidaymakers took to the skies and china used more than so the than expected. so the international agency, as international energy agency, as we all know them, the iea said that the demand reached 103 million per day june million barrels per day in june , exceeding the previous record of 102.4 million barrels per day before the pandemic . there's a before the pandemic. there's a huge for oil as ever, and huge demand for oil as ever, and it doesn't seem like it's going anywhere. is using so anywhere. and china is using so much all of our efforts to much that all of our efforts to even to cut down would seem like a drop in ocean a drop in the ocean comparatively, as i understand from comparatively, as i understand froryeah, as you said. >> yeah, as you said. >> yeah, as you said. >> that's right. >> that's right. >> apparently i found out >> yeah. apparently i found out that obsession that esg, this obsession with esg, kind of nullified. oil esg, is kind of nullified. oil investors . and i actually got investors. and i actually got that from leo because i've got no clue about this story. >> that's how desperate i am. >> that's how desperate i am. >> what do you think? well, you hit the in the head. hit the nail in the head. they don't hit the nail in the head. they dont us hit the nail in the head. they don't us oil, but don't want us to use oil, but single oil the greatest thing single oil is the greatest thing that has made our lives 100 million exactly million barrels a day. exactly 100 know how much million barrels a day. exactly 10cthat know how much million barrels a day. exactly 10cthat is? know how much million barrels a day. exactly 10cthat is? that's now how much million barrels a day. exactly 10cthat is? that's 150 how much million barrels a day. exactly 10cthat is? that's 150 millionuch oil that is? that's150 million barrels. that's a lot of oil . barrels. that's a lot of oil. oil every single day. if there's 100 you'd think

100 million barrels, you'd think for a year. but people use oil. it makes people nice and warm. they're able to watch louis schaefer and my beautiful son jonathan at home in the comfort of their home. they're able to they're able to have things made of plastic and send them message to me twitter louis to me via twitter at louis schaefer. louis, you schaefer. i want louis, you know, i want to give balance, but just so pro oil as well. but i'm just so pro oil as well. we just love oil here. >> three that love oil. >> well, you've got to say you've got this is what you've got to say this is what you've got to say this is what you to you've to you have to say. you've got to say that raising the co2 say that oil is raising the co2 and co2 has been linked to global and climate global warming and climate change. and so what we need, we need to stop using oil and then we've got to use renewable. that would balance. and to would be the balance. and to just be boring, run just be really boring, just run the grid on coal power factories. apparently us reserves time low, reserves are at an all time low, so a risk of spikes. so there's a risk of spikes. >> but if you're if you've invested in pensions in oil, if you're you've you're british and you've got like it's good like investments, then it's good for a bit of a fact >> that's a bit of a fact because we didn't really do the facts. let's times. this because we didn't really do the faas. let's times. this because we didn't really do the faa really; times. this because we didn't really do the faa really interesting1es. this because we didn't really do the faa really interesting one.this because we didn't really do the faa really interesting one. and is a really interesting one. and hunter biden finally going hunter biden is finally going to be his business be investigated for his business dealings. and i for one, i'm

sure they'll nothing sure they'll find nothing untoward. louis well, they actually because untoward. louis well, they actuallgare because untoward. louis well, they actuallgare saying because untoward. louis well, they actuallgare saying it's cause untoward. louis well, they actuallgare saying it's allse untoward. louis well, they actuallgare saying it's all it's people are saying it's all it's all gone. well, you all a scam, but gone. well, you know don't believe know something? i don't believe anything says, but anything anybody ever says, but i actually believe that hunter biden bad man. and biden is a very bad man. and i think father is a very bad think his father is a very bad man. shouldn't say this. man. i shouldn't say this. i should and should be you might come in and say, know that hunter say, i don't know that hunter that joe biden, they they've decided disappeared. >> after all. >> don't interrupt sorry >> don't mm again. >> don't hit me again. >> don't hit me again. >> i've i never hit you. >> i've never. i never hit you. inever >> i've never. i never hit you. i never hit with a belt i never hit me with a belt yesterday. anyway , anyway, yesterday. so anyway, anyway, i'll get there. hunter biden is the of biden and they the son of joe biden and they want the special counsel. and they got this guy, david weiss, who's a us attorney in delaware. delaware is biden's home delaware is joe biden's home state. and he's got that state. so it's almost the it's the most corrupt, crooked place supposedly. i don't know for sure. i'm just a guy. and but they have him and merrick garland , who's the attorney garland, who's the attorney general . he appointed he general. he appointed he appointed , but he didn't appoint appointed, but he didn't appoint anybody when it came to . yeah. anybody when it came to. yeah. and there's a controversy because you have to weiss has to

report garland and ultimately report to garland and ultimately has report to biden because has to report to biden because he's what the he's not what the what the conservatives saying on fox he's not what the what the consthings es saying on fox he's not what the what the consthings like saying on fox he's not what the what the consthings like people g on fox he's not what the what the consthings like people like fox he's not what the what the consthings like people like andy and things like people like andy mccarthy is look, you have to get people someone from outside of the government. you can't just within of the government. you can't justbiden within of the government. you can't justbiden justice within of the government. you can't justbiden justice department. of the government. you can't justivicel justice department. of the government. you can't justivice guy. ice department. of the government. you can't justivice guy. andiepartment. of the government. you can't justivice guy. and they're ent. this vice guy. and they're saying had this saying they've already had this investigation for five years. they're the they're trying to run down the statute . there statute of limitations. there was 21,000,000 in 20 1415. was this 21,000,000 in 20 1415. that's kind of like passed. now he's got away with that. and it's just the right has a lot of questions about it. ted cruz points out there's this thing in ukraine. i dunno if you saw that where biden joe biden basically boasted them boasted about forcing them to get the prosecutor , sack get rid of the prosecutor, sack him holding on to billion him and holding on to a billion in then it's all very in loans and then it's all very and all very the point is and it's all very the point is on the right they're saying this is not really real is not really a real investigation and it won't go anywhere guy is on anywhere because this guy is on anywhere because this guy is on a kangaroo court , basically. a kangaroo court, basically. well, no, that's a slightly different term. >> that means something else. >> that means something else. >> what i know. what >> that means something else. >> you what i know. what >> that means something else. >>you think, what i know. what >> that means something else. >> you think, jonathan?)w. what >> that means something else. >> you think, jonathan?)w. vtake do you think, jonathan? any take on was interested to on it? well i was interested to hear this investigation hear that this investigation been years and been going on for five years and has reached the

has this story reached the pubuc has this story reached the public up until public consciousness up until now, it only just coming now, or is it only just coming out if it's going out because if it's been going on long, i feel like it on for that long, i feel like it would the american would have been in the american people's to know they people's interest to know they would have good to would it would have been good to know, but famously, know, wouldn't it? but famously, it we it was suppressed in the as we all know, run up to the all know, in the run up to the election, zuckerberg admitted it. the york post was even it. the new york post was even censored, on twitter? censored, wasn't it? on twitter? it was taken off of twitter and it story it was taken off of twitter and it a story it was taken off of twitter and it a real story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that was story it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that was justory it was taken off of twitter and it a real and that was just the and a real and that was just the hunter biden laptop. that wasn't even the business dealings that hunter biden laptop. that wasn't everjust business dealings that hunter biden laptop. that wasn't everjust the ;iness dealings that hunter biden laptop. that wasn't everjust the general.alings that was just the general. >> think going to get >> i think this is going to get deau >> i think this is going to get dealt same that dealt with the same way that pile cocaine the pile of cocaine found in the white house is going to get deau white house is going to get dealt with. >> we're just it up. >> we're just just give it up. >> yeah. >> yeah. whoop >> yeah. whoop it >> yeah. whoop it up. >> yeah. whoop it up. >> they'll do is >> well, what they'll do is forgotten. mean, the elections forgotten. i mean, the elections coming election coming up. when is the election coming up. when is the election coming so coming up? next year. so basically going basically they're going to they're this and they're going to delay this and delay and delay this. delay they're going to delay this and delay i've and delay this. delay they're going to delay this and delay i've alwayselay this. delay they're going to delay this and delay i've always said his. delay they're going to delay this and delay i've always said hisbe elay well, i've always said to be very neutral that the biden administration is end of administration is the end of america. corrupt, america. it's totally corrupt, dodgy investigations. meanwhile, you jail. you put your opponent in jail. yeah, position. it's yeah, that's my position. it's not of not necessarily the position of gb anyone, is gb news or anyone, but that is my that's it for part my view. so that's it for part two. coming up, musk versus two. but coming up, musk versus zuck's annoying not zuck's annoying americans, not this one. obligatory

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let's get straight into it with the daily mail and a story about a force of nature. and i don't mean lewis jonathan, i'd say mean lewis jonathan, so i'd say he's more of a force of nature . he's more of a force of nature. nice. oh i don't know what that was. that was a chair. yeah >> the joke was so fine they had to go to a chair, right. okay, cool. we're back. >> we're back. baby, this is live television just about. live television, just about. >> so, yes, the headline is a new force nature. scientists new force of nature. scientists close in fifth force as close in on a fifth force as they discover a mysterious subatomic disobeying they discover a mysterious sub lawsic disobeying they discover a mysterious sub laws of disobeying they discover a mysterious sub laws of physics. iisobeying they discover a mysterious sub laws of physics. it)beying they discover a mysterious sub laws of physics. it turns g the laws of physics. it turns out it's love. >> love was the force . >> love was the force. >> love was the force. >> but love is dead. >> love was the force. >> but love is dead . the death >> but love is dead. the death of love has happened. so scientists are closing in on identifying a new force of nature. after observing the particular wobble of a subatomic particle. i'll just. i'll do particle. so i'll just. i'll do some quick science just to explain it. yeah. >> i just realised i was relying on explain physics, so on you to explain physics, so we're a lot of trouble. but we're in a lot of trouble. but go on. >> well, i messaged stephen go on. >> we but messaged stephen go on. >> we but mes gettingtephen go on. >> webut mes getting hammered allen, but he's getting hammered in going to in edinburgh, so we're going to say hawking, but that's say stephen hawking, but that's all need. all you need. >> yeah. he's he's deceased. so the muons the experts with tiny muons which are similar to electrons

through diameter ring through a 50 foot diameter ring . that's what your ring is that. no and the us energy department, fermilab in batavia , illinois. fermilab in batavia, illinois. >> i'm being asked to apologise that we booked you on the show. no one mentioned the language. no one mentioned the language. no one mentioned the language. no one booked me. >> i just turned up basically some science stuff happened. it's because some science stuff happened. it'turns because some science stuff happened. it'turns out because some science stuff happened. it'turns out there's because some science stuff happened. it'turns out there's new use it turns out there's a new force, all know, force, but as we all know, everything just a construct everything is just a construct of consciousness. forces don't exist. mental exist. they are mental constructs. we are all living in god's mind and you can experience it you meditate experience it if you meditate hard enough. experience it if you meditate haryeah,jgh. experience it if you meditate haryeah, that's not article, >> yeah, that's not the article, but that's interesting. yeah but it the article it is sort of the article because the results hint at a new of spacetime time new property of spacetime time or lorentz or a violation of the lorentz invariance. principle stating invariance. a principle stating that physics are the that the laws of physics are the same everywhere. and i've always said lawrence needs to be debunked . he's his time. debunked. he's had his time. he's hosting . he's a hosting. >> hack that. >> he's a hack that. >> he's a hack that. >> lawrence do you think? >> lawrence what do you think? louis think i think this that louis i think i think this that physicist it's haven't figured out the first four laws or laws of nature and anything these guys come up with is probably is completely made up. there's no such thing as a muon or anything

like this. it's all electricity . and there's only one word which they know , which is which they know, which is velikovsky . interesting. what? velikovsky. interesting. what? what is that? well, we have to move on. but i also want to know what i mean is, what you meant. what i mean is, is that. is that. imagine, you know, know, you know, you have you know, you have two magnets. i'll do quick. you magnets. and you have two magnets. right. and you them together you know, you push them together and oh, and you actually think, oh, my god, something god, there's something going, there's something in there. you actually this if actually now imagine if this if that little space was wrapped in something, right? you would think , oh, my god, there's think, oh, my god, there's something in there. when the only in there is only thing that's in there is electromagnetism . wow. wow. and electromagnetism. wow. wow. and that's what the universe is. it looks like we exist . we do looks like we exist. we do exist. but we. we don't really exist. but we. we don't really exist. but we. we don't really exist. but we're just this. we're just like bits and bits and bits. we just vibrate of magnets and electromagnetism. this is amazing for the late night viewers, weird for the early morning viewers. >> ready work. but all >> get ready for work. but all right. a lot from right. we're learning a lot from dr. lewis schaffer. >> do the telegraph >> so let's do the telegraph and elon musk will fight mark zuckerberg in an ancient roman setting. said setting. it's apparently said to look the design

look even older than the design of the logo. lewis well, i've of the x logo. lewis well, i've been mcdonald's there, been to some mcdonald's there, and really and they look, they're really ancient, and ancient, the mcdonald's. and i don't know whether you know this. made that up. but but this. i made that up. but but elon musk to fight mark zuckerberg in ancient roman setting, announced setting, they haven't announced what it elon musk is the guy what it is. elon musk is the guy from twitter and spacex and tesla, which is incredible. and mark zuckerberg is the guy from marrying a really cute chinese girl. and yeah, at least in my mind, that's how i know him. but basically mark zuckerberg is so unlikeable, he decided to become a likeable by wrestling other people, fighting other people and elon musk has offered like some kind of battle between the two of them. but zuckerberg has already lost because his threads, which was the replacement for twitter, is competitor. competitor is now been like basically punched out . yeah, no one cares. no one cares. and the actual fight itself . jonathan musk is much itself. jonathan musk is much bigger , but he is a lot older. bigger, but he is a lot older. he's done a bit of judo as a kid, but he said he was

training, he was so busy. he's just bringing weights to work and them at work. and lifting them while at work. meanwhile, zuckerberg has been training for training hardcore mma for like five should five years on paper should annihilate him. but then again, musk, and a bit musk, a lot bigger and a bit fichen musk, a lot bigger and a bit richer. don't maybe richer. i don't know. maybe we can like iron man. can use weapons like iron man. >> a it's robot >> it's like a it's a robot versus alien showdown. quite versus alien showdown. i'm quite excited who wins that. excited to see who wins that. >> if had money, who >> who if you had money, who would be on? would it be on? >> i had money? no if i had >> if i had money? no if i had money, it would be on. i think elon musk is going to pull some mad stuff out of the bag, just like , oh, he's actually like a like, oh, he's actually like a 10th dan karate guy that we didn't know about because andrew and fryston tate have offered to train him if they train him and he took it seriously for six months. >> he should win because he's much bigger, but he's taking much bigger, but he's not taking it carrying it seriously. he's carrying weights messing weights to work. he's messing about. it about. wouldn't you take it seriously were going seriously if you were going to be cage in italy in be in a cage match in italy in front world like two front of the world like two billionaires? you take billionaires? wouldn't you take it very seriously? going to it very seriously? i'm going to tell not taking it tell you why he's not taking it seriously. know people seriously. and i know the people out my out there are waiting for my opinion who's going who opinion of who's going who would win think win this thing. i think zuckerberg zuckerberg zuckerberg would win zuckerberg because his because he's got nothing in his life, he's he's one of

life, really. he's he's one of those people. he has to win. and even when loses, he to even when he loses, he has to win. elon musk win. while elon musk could admit, know spent admit, you know what, i spent $44 billion, think is worth 10 $44 billion, i think is worth 10 billion, you know, and can billion, you know, and he can laugh musk laugh about it. that's what musk is is thinking. is thinking. musk is thinking. so i lost the thing. my so i lost the thing. but my twitter doing so much better twitter is doing so much better than that guy's threads than than that guy's threads yeah. used latin than than that guy's threads yeah. that used latin than than that guy's threads yeah. that translates latin than than that guy's threads yeah. that translates la'is phrase that translates as it is delightful the fool delightful to play the fool occasionally. he is seeing occasionally. so he is seeing this sort of clownish this as like a sort of clownish thing that's it's not thing maybe, but that's it's not funny when you're getting punched in the face by a billion. it billion. well, they said it might have raise your might just have to raise your hand. think so. hand. i think so. >> they said it might not even be they might make be a fight and they might make it know, like question it a, you know, like a question or and so they or history. yeah and so they might in latin, might do it in latin, which would make more interesting, would make it more interesting, apparently. i think that would make interesting. okay. make it less interesting. okay. >> do >> all right. well let's do the times we've skipped one. >> i think we've skipped one. let's one this one in let's do one with this one in the a story about the times with a story about a dnnk the times with a story about a drink so unhealthy it's even going to banned scotland. going to be banned in scotland. louis oh yeah. this is louis oh, okay. oh yeah. this is this this thing. in the this this thing. it's in the times. banned young children this this thing. it's in the time buying1ned young children this this thing. it's in the time buying slushiesng children this this thing. it's in the time buying slushies advise dren this this thing. it's in the time buying slushies advise food from buying slushies advise food regulators . slushies. are those regulators. slushies. are those really those horribly coloured

things that are in the in the in those things people and then and basically because they got this thing called glycerol which is the exact same thing that they spray on on aeroplanes to de miss them . so you're you're miss them. so you're you're basically drinking a scottish people drink that. yeah i could see them, they drink anything but you know what they needed. it's so cold up there they need but you know what they needed. it'be) cold up there they need but you know what they needed. it'be) colcwarm iere they need but you know what they needed. it'be) colcwarm and, hey need but you know what they needed. it'be) colcwarm and, and 1eed but you know what they needed. it'be) colcwarm and, and they're to be kept warm and, and they're saying it's bad for children but anything colour, anything anything that colour, anything that's made of, you know, me, anything made plants that's made of, you know, me, arbad.ig made plants that's made of, you know, me, arbad.anythingnade plants that's made of, you know, me, arbad. anything that's plants that's made of, you know, me, arbad. anything that's notants is bad. anything that's not natural food, anything that's not an animal. >> i agree. this is good. you know, protecting know, this is protecting children as was one children as a child was one panda pop away from being a special needs child. it was really quite dangerous. >> because already >> yeah, because you already have >> yeah, because you already havso idea of you, you know, >> so the idea of you, you know, with a slush puppie i don't want to the adhd community, to attack the adhd community, but focus for but i've seen you focus for anything like more than 30 ish seconds. you're sort of out, aren't you? seconds. you're sort of out, areijustou? is telling me to >> just voice is telling me to just kill it. >> yeah, don't worry. we're not on . all right, well, on national tv. all right, well, let's have a quick at the

let's have a quick look at the telegraph, the army telegraph, then. and the army have biological have featured a biological man in women in leadership in the women in leadership event. and believe the phrase event. and i believe the phrase is patriarchy is back, baby. is the patriarchy is back, baby. >> yeah , women are >> jonathan yeah, women are going strength to strength. going from strength to strength. so backlash after so the army faces backlash after trans soldier featured on panel at women in leadership event. so warrant class two warrant officer class two deborah penny, who was the first transgender soldier on the frontline , took part in frontline, took part in a discussion on experience discussion on lived experience of women in the forces during the sandhurst the event at sandhurst this week. so deborah was a very established soldier, had served in northern ireland, iraq and afghanistan in a career spanning more than 40 years. so obviously a very accomplished soldier, had a very accomplished soldier, had a lot of experience in the army, but is now speaking on a panel about women's experience in the army and that has got women's rights campaigners up in arms and that that has taken and saying that that has taken the opportunity away from a woman, a traditional woman in the army. >> yeah, it's absurd. i mean, to be fair, this is the only way a white man can get into the army now, especially if you look at

the raf. i mean, it's the raf. but i mean, it's absolutely absurd this i mean, he in he trained as a commander in 1986. i when you couldn't 1986. i read when you couldn't have a woman. you have applied as a woman. so you can get in as a man, then switch to a woman. dannatt, former to a woman. lord dannatt, former head army, said this head of the army, said that this bizarre thing he said they've tried progressive and tried to be as progressive and inclusive they can. well, inclusive as they can. well, that's having someone inclusive as they can. well, that's transitioned ving someone inclusive as they can. well, that's transitioned tog someone inclusive as they can. well, that's transitioned to being aone who's transitioned to being a woman, think good way woman, i think that's a good way of reflecting all dimensions of the view. the female point of view. what a load of absolute nonsense. whereas just whereas helen joyce has just said he came into the army as a man and things that women man and did things that women can't enormously can't do. and it's enormously offensive they can't offensive to women as they can't do they do the do this stuff. they can't do the same thing. >> so it'd be be different >> so it'd be it'd be different if a trans woman who'd if it was a trans woman who'd joined the trans woman joined the army, the trans woman had experiences and had all their experiences and was there. but is was speaking there. but this is somebody wasn't somebody who didn't even wasn't a of the time. a man for most of the time. >> do you think, lewis i'll >> what do you think, lewis i'll tell you this. stations all trans, the time. it's like trans, all the time. it's like just trans just obsessed with the trans thing. is. and you know, thing. and it is. and you know, i. i remember. i remember. i remember trans people. i don't remember trans people. i don't remember trans people. there were no trans people when i was growing up. they were transvestites. and there were maybe they wanted to be trans,

but they didn't have the surgery . as they were. . it wasn't as and they were. and people, the and i remember these people, the corner christopher street and corner of christopher street and seventh avenue south getting two huge knockdown, drag out fights in the stonewall. okay in front of the stonewall. okay okay. all right. well, we've got to the break, that's to go to the break, but that's it three. but coming up it for part three. but coming up in the final deadly in the final section, deadly mushrooms, equally deadly crocodiles vampire children crocodiles and vampire children journalism at its finest. see you . (tannoy) this is the final call for all long—distance lovers. i'm flying round the world to marry a man that i've never met. how do i know that you're even the person you say you are? please fasten your seatbelts... maybe we're not actually supposed - to be in this relationship.- ..as we expect turbulence ahead. can you not see my insides breaking? how far would you go for love? brand—new 90 day fiance uk, available to stream only on discovery+. watch at no extra cost. say, "get discovery+" into your voice remote to activate.

in two. welcome back to headliners. let's have a look at the metro and the remains of a vampire child have been found in poland. you don't get this on newsnight, do you? to important, jonathan? >> but newsnight , it sucks. >> it's a vampire joke pretty good. so remains a vampire child found in poland . researchers found in poland. researchers discovered the skeleton of an individual between 5 and 7 years old, lying face down and padlocked to the earth by the

ankles. precaution thought to have been put in place by superstitious families have been put in place by superstitiousfamilies ensure superstitious families to ensure their could not return their relatives could not return from dead. so this kind from the dead. so this is kind of story. it's all of spooky. this story. it's all to a child who sadly to do with a child who sadly died and then was buried and locked because they were worried about it rising the dead. about it rising from the dead. that's quite an extreme position to i think, wouldn't you say? >> well, first all, you've >> well, first of all, you've never been a parent and you don't it's to don't know what it's like to actually i mean, were you actually i mean, you were you were a little that i saw you were a little bit that i saw you growing , but you were growing up, but you were a delightful child. >> you had me a leash. >> but you had me on a leash. >> but you had me on a leash. >> but you had me on a leash. >> but your half sister was not was but here's what was not anyway. but here's what i want to say. here's what i want to is that this is want to say, is that this is something happened in something that happened in poland there are poland in the 1700s. there are primitive my people. we come from we basically we from poland and we basically we didn't we didn't trust those people . they're primitive, people. they're primitive, primitive . am i bad mouthing the primitive. am i bad mouthing the poush primitive. am i bad mouthing the polish people? i'm just saying, back in the day, back in the day. >> well, this is like the start of some horror film. you open a vampire child coffin. it's terrifying. it's yeah, it's really unsettling . really quite, quite unsettling. >> we should >> okay, what should we should

we do one in we move on and do this one in the which is very the times, which is very important about the crocodiles. apparently react apparently crocodiles react very quickly a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they a baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they make baby, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they make such, apparently crocodiles react very quicklis why they make such good which is why they make such good babysitters. louis yeah, well, crocodiles into when crocodiles snap into action when they baby of they hear a human baby of course, know, because course, you know, because they're this is food. they're thinking this is food. that delicious. it's that sounds delicious. it's probably. like. it's probably. it's like. it's like food. for them. a baby. food. sighs for them. a baby. maybe that's why they say. and also because babies are also babies. because babies are delicious. and second, who doesn't? doesn't get upset doesn't? who doesn't get upset when they hear a baby crying. so i mean, this is the crocodile is just getting irritated by the baby. i baby hinckley. baby. i think baby hinckley. it's an irritating, the most irritating sound they have that higher world, our children. >> that's yeah. >> that's brutal. yeah. >> that's brutal. yeah. >> other other side >> and the other the other side of is this the times of it is this is in the times and don't tell you where and they don't tell you where this research is done. they're always missing some always missing out some information always missing out some informwhere, how in these when, where, how in these stories they should just they should the bases. should just cover the bases. where was this? where was the where was this? did where this was did you check where this was made, where was what made, nick? where this was what we are? research was done we are? the research was done from university of lyon. so from the university of lyon. so they're the experts on crocodiles. so these are nile crocs , st giles, where these

crocs, st giles, where these nile crocodiles in lyon. i don't actually know that. but the point is, they didn't say that. is that crucial? the geography of the point it of the crocodile. the point it is they're trying to decide if the crocodile is responding to the crocodile is responding to the wants to the cries because it wants to eat if it's or if it eat them or if it's or if it actually nurturing. no, actually is a nurturing. no, there's the lizard crocodile. >> there's nurturing there. >> there's no nurturing there. apparently were apparently the babies were recorded while bath recorded while crying at bath time home being given time or at home being given a vaccination these are vaccination jab. so these are right babies, obviously, right wing babies, obviously, because get because they didn't want to get vaccinated. that's what vaccinated. and that's what we've learned. >> okay. i'm to >> okay. well, i'm trying to think of some joke about crocodile but don't crocodile tears, but i don't even it. so that's all we crocodile tears, but i don't eve on it. so that's all we crocodile tears, but i don't eve on that. . so that's all we crocodile tears, but i don't eve on that. it's that's all we crocodile tears, but i don't eve on that. it's pretty all we crocodile tears, but i don't eve on that. it's pretty huge e got on that. it's pretty huge story. let's the times then. got on that. it's pretty huge storjthe t's the times then. got on that. it's pretty huge storjthe only the times then. got on that. it's pretty huge storjthe only thingtimes then. got on that. it's pretty huge storjthe only thing worse then. got on that. it's pretty huge storjthe only thing worse than and the only thing worse than having to sit through the proms is able to hear the is not being able to hear the proms noisy snacks. so proms due to noisy snacks. so what doing? got what are you doing? he's got noisy brought what are you doing? he's got ngprop. brought what are you doing? he's got ngprop. when brought what are you doing? he's got ngprop. when did brought what are you doing? he's got ngprop. when did you brought what are you doing? he's got ngprop. when did you become|ht a prop. when did you become a prop comic? a prop. when did you become a pro jonathan given to me are >> jonathan given to me are broken kouto to prompt performance is interrupted by rules noisy snacks. rules over noisy snacks. >> can't hear you. >> we can't hear you. >> we can't hear you. >> a noisy snack >> i actually ate a noisy snack the night. if you know the other night. if you know what? no. so high passion, shrill voices and hints of violence expected during a violence are expected during a night at the opera, usually night at the opera, but usually on all

on stage. basically it all kicked off fat american, as kicked off some fat american, as it says in the story, was eating popcorn. >> it didn't say fat american. well, to assume. well, you've got to assume. >> then some fat american >> and then some fat american was eating popcorn in the audience it all kicked audience and then it all kicked off. a massive fight off. there was a massive fight in the opera and there's a highly sensitive person like nick know how nick and are we know how irritating be. and irritating sounds can be. and also, you also, i gave you i gave you stress with chewing gum earlier. >> even the person who was >> but even the person who was actually very my ears gone actually very near my ears gone louis the person who was louis but the person who was reporting didn't that reporting this didn't say that the americans had done anything wrong. quite wrong. it was really quite unusual. it said basically the person out that unusual. it said basically the persperson out that unusual. it said basically the persperson that out that unusual. it said basically the persperson that the out that unusual. it said basically the persperson that the americans�*nat the person that the americans were eating the americans were eating and the americans thought they were in the right because handing out because they were handing out popcorn the show while popcorn during the show while the the the show was going on. so the americans you eat it. >> it's your intention. >> it's your intention. >> no way to popcorn >> there's no way to eat popcorn properly. and it's and properly. i suck it and it's and it's a death food. it's the kind of thing that gets in your teeth. basically you've got teeth. and basically you've got to dentist and the to go to the dentist and the other it's a highly other thing is it's a highly diabetic food. yeah, would diabetic food. yeah, i would probably be probably i would think i'd be incredibly annoyed someone's probably i would think i'd be incredthisannoyed someone's probably i would think i'd be incredthisan|theed someone's probably i would think i'd be incredthis an|the i someone's probably i would think i'd be incredthis an|the i mean, eone's doing this at the i mean, i wouldn't at i'll wouldn't be at the i'll be annoyed i at the opera. annoyed if i was at the opera. yeah. i'm from the north. i'm

from a state school. we don't go to proms, but in cinema to the proms, but in the cinema sandwiches, even go to sandwiches, i can't even go to the because the cinema anymore because people just so annoyed. people are just so annoyed. i went the and it was in went to the cinema and it was in wood and someone was wood green and someone was eating entire meal a eating an entire meal like a kfc, full in meal. kfc, like full chick in meal. yeah. took call. yeah. then he took a phone call. >> i'm why are you in the >> i'm like, why are you in the cinema? there's so many other places because places you could be because they're fantastically comfortable seats, basically at your the main your age, is that the main concern? just somewhere quiet >> louis just somewhere quiet to sit you with sit down. yeah. you know, with and i go. i'm in peckham. and i go. i go, i'm in peckham. it's only 4.99 to to see. it's only 4.99 for to go to see. it's only 4.99 for to go to see. i i saw, i saw oppenheimer i saw, i saw, i saw oppenheimer . didn't you walk though. . didn't you walk out though. i did walk out early. couldn't did walk out early. i couldn't because you were tweeting and i never believe tweets. never believe your tweets. i thought, really walk out thought, did you really walk out because the sex scene? i because of the sex scene? i didn't walk because sex didn't walk out because the sex scene. walked didn't walk out because the sex sce|because walked didn't walk out because the sex sce|because it walked didn't walk out because the sex sce|because it was walked didn't walk out because the sex sce|because it was it walked didn't walk out because the sex sce|because it was it was.ked didn't walk out because the sex sce|because it was it was three out because it was it was three hours long. and i think at my age, i can only i can only sit through hours. through two hours. >> have gone ninja turtles. >> someone just tells you what happens the and happens at the end and the happens at the end and the happen happy happen and it had a happy ending. they blew up. ending. they blew. they blew up. i is outrageous for broadcast balance. have to say it wasn't balance. i have to say it wasn't happy. finish happy. all right. let's finish on classic bedtime on this one. the classic bedtime topic. it's white supremacy. louis it's white supremacy. back

apologises because one of their catalogues or one of the websites they had a picture of a book called white supremacy on top of a radiator. and i think maybe somebody put it there as a joke because it wasn't really it wasn't really a book. it was like a joke book that they put there. and so basically they're saying that the radiator is racist. so leo. leo kearse if you're listening to this, i think this was a comeback to wicks who went woke. >> so they're being like, right , we're just to go for , we're just going to go for white then white supremacy. and then see how out. how it plays out. >> i couldn't tell it >> yeah, i couldn't tell if it oh, there we go. a lovely picture over there. i wasn't sure if it was like a like a woke book, like they were putting it there as a kind of, you know, like white fragility, all kind of woke or you know, like white fragility, all actualkind of woke or you know, like white fragility, all actual they of woke or you know, like white fragility, all actual they were ke or you know, like white fragility, all actual they were putting or you know, like white fragility, all actual they were putting it)r an actual they were putting it there like it pro there as a joke, like it was pro white supremacy. or maybe maybe they're kind of, white supremacy. or maybe maybe they'kind kind of, white supremacy. or maybe maybe they'kind of kind of, white supremacy. or maybe maybe they'kind of artsy kind of, white supremacy. or maybe maybe they'kind of artsy joke. nd of, white supremacy. or maybe maybe they'kind of artsy joke. white like, kind of artsy joke. white is colour white. is supreme, the colour of white. it's paint joke. it's a it's just a paint joke. it's a paint it isn't paint joke. it isn't a decorating joke. all right. thanks, guys. the show's pretty much have much over. but let's have another quick saturday's

another quick look at saturday's front the telegraph front pages. so the telegraph has off barge in has migrants taken off barge in legionella scare the times goes with students term in with students to start term in hotels starts hotels or bunk beds, starts a real story. the express doctors are striking to bring down tories . the mail has trans tories. the daily mail has trans row over women's wards. tories. the daily mail has trans row over women's wards . the row over women's wards. the guardian goes with asylum barge evacuated as deadly bacteria found and the daily star rise of the sarnie psychos that are brilliant story we covered in detail earlier . so those were detail earlier. so those were the front pages. that's it for tonight. thanks to jonathan and lewis. has not lewis. someone has written not so lewis. would never say so much lewis. i would never say that is back that andrew doyle is back tomorrow cressida tomorrow 11 with cressida and nicholas santo . and if you're nicholas de santo. and if you're watching then stay watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. but for now, good night. good now, it's good night. good morning god looks morning and god bless. looks like things are heating up, but boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello there . welcome to our >> hello there. welcome to our latest gb news weather forecast. i'm greg dewhurst and looking at the weekend be summarised by sunshine and scattered showers particularly heavy on saturday

and looking at the bigger picture, we can see why this area of low pressure moves in for the weekend. increasing the wind strengths, increasing the risk of showers across north risk of showers across the north and west in particular out and the west in particular out there through the rest of friday evening. not too bad. there'll be some clear spells before dusk and we'll see and then overnight we'll see some outbreaks of rain pushing in across parts of northern ireland, western scotland, which could be heavy at times. temperatures generally a little lower than recent nights. so a little more comfortable for sleeping, but still 14 or 15 for many to start saturday morning. best of the sunshine, first thing across eastern parts of england, north—east scotland. but these bands of rain slowly push their way eastwards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas way eastwards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the eastwards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the area nards through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the area of 'ds through but these bands of rain slowly push thgas the area of lowhrough the day as the area of low pressure pushes in from the atlantic. some of this rain could be perhaps thundery atlantic. some of this rain co times perhaps thundery atlantic. some of this rain co times across perhaps thundery atlantic. some of this rain co times across northern thundery at times across northern england, but there will be some sunny between and that sunny spells in between and that will to around will lift temperatures to around 23 towards the southeast 23 degrees towards the southeast , breezier conditions towards the northwest here 20 or 21 as a maximum temperature into sunday. low pressure still in charge.

the winds do ease and there will be less showers around, but fairly cloudy. picture some bright spells , a bright or sunny spells, a scattering showers and scattering of showers and temperatures once again reaching the teens to low 20s into the high teens to low 20s into the high teens to low 20s into the beginning of next week. it stays unsettled further rain on monday, signs of something monday, but signs of something dner monday, but signs of something drier and brighter by tuesday looks like things are heating up. >> boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on .

news >> so tonight, i'm going to be joined by simon dunkirk, who's the former labour mp for rochdale. we've also got the deputy leader of the conservatives on the london assembly. and my best got gb news presenter charlie peters is the conservative councillor for windsor. laura swann also got spitting image legend steve nallon and former cabbie and famed towie mum clare brockett, and talking about cabby drivers

. we've also got cab driver gary fisher . but first, . we've also got cab driver gary fisher. but first, your . we've also got cab driver gary fisher . but first, your latest fisher. but first, your latest news headlines . news headlines. >> good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez in the newsroom. the home secretary was warned that holding migrants on the bibby stockholm barge was a huge health and safety risk. the fire brigades union says it wrote to suella braverman more than a week ago, but hasn't received a response. all 39 migrants on the barge were removed this afternoon after legionella bacteria was found in the water. the bacteria can cause a serious type of lung infection known as legionnaires disease . meanwhile legionnaires disease. meanwhile the home office has confirmed 755 people across the english channelin 755 people across the english channel in 14 small boats. yesterday that's the highest daily figure so far this year. as we reported yesterday , it as we reported yesterday, it bnngs as we reported yesterday, it brings the total number of people to have made the crossing to 100,000. that's since numbers were recorded in 2018. the rmt

union has announced a fresh strikes for around 20,000 of its members. rmt workers at 14 train operators will walk out on august the 26th and september the 2nd. it's part of the ongoing dispute over pay , jobs ongoing dispute over pay, jobs and conditions. the union says it's been left with little choice but to take further action as it's seen no improved or revised offer from the rail delivery group . the health delivery group. the health secretary says the latest four day strike by junior doctors , day strike by junior doctors, which started today, serves only to harm patients. protesters have been gathering outside downing street . it's the fifth downing street. it's the fifth time they've staged a walkout this year in their ongoing dispute over pay . the british dispute over pay. the british medical association says it's been left with no choice . been left with no choice. according to the nhs, almost 835,000 appointments have been postponed since industrial action began in december. chief secretary to the treasury john glen insists the 6% uplift given to junior doctors is fair. he says the government won't take

part in any more talks