gb news. >> good evening. the breaking news this hour, cash will remain accessible as part of a new plan set out by the treasury . it set out by the treasury. it comes after the gb news don't kill cash petition which attracted 300,000 signatures. it was delivered to downing street earlier on today. was delivered to downing street earlier on today . the new earlier on today. the new framework would ensure that the vast majority of people will be no further than three miles away from being able to withdraw cash and the financial conduct authority will be given new powers to protect the provision of cash services . economic of cash services. economic secretary to the treasury andrew griffiths, says it's good for vulnerable people. >> she's important . >> she's important. >> she's important. >> it's here to stay for the long term. >> many people, the elderly , the >> many people, the elderly, the vulnerable, particularly rural communities , do depend on that communities, do depend on that access to cash and if we want our shops to continue to take cash over the counter , then of cash over the counter, then of course those businesses have got to have somewhere to deposit it.

so rules that we're so the rules that we're announcing cover announcing also cover the ability businesses deposit ability of businesses to deposit cash location that's cash in a location that's convenient to them. well in other news today, gb news can exclusive reveal 80 migrants are currently being housed at a former raf base in essex. >> it's more than a month after the first group of migrants arrived there. the wethersfield, based near braintree, is eventually meant to house up to 1700 people. the home office says there'll be a gradual increase in numbers , but sources increase in numbers, but sources suggest the pace will be significantly slower than was first envisioned. the site has had reports of disease amongst some of the first group of arrivals and there are problems with utilities as well . and gb with utilities as well. and gb news can reveal 550 people cross the english channel in ten small boats. over the last 24 hours. it brings the number of migrants who've made the journey this year to more than 17,500 uk border force, telling us that gb news they're on red alert now. dufing news they're on red alert now. during an extremely busy time

for asylum seekers. they're also telling us a significant surge in crossings is expected this weekend as weather conditions improve . and tributes have been improve. and tributes have been paid today to the legendary broadcaster sir michael parkinson, who's died at the age of 88. sir michael became one of the country's most famous faces through his long running tv talk show, interviewing some of the world's biggest stars, including muhammad ali and billy connolly . comedian stephen fry described him as an authentic genius and that it had been impossibly thrilling to be a guest on the parkinson show. sir david attenborough has also paid tribute, saying sir michael went beyond region or class. he was just himself . sir michael just himself. sir michael parkinson died at home, surrounded by his family after a short illness . with gb news short illness. with gb news across the uk. on tv in your car, on your digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying, play news. this is britain's

news . news. channel >> hello and welcome to headliners . headliners. >> your nightly romp through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. >> i'm one of them. >> i'm one of them. >> and i'm joined tonight by headliners answer to phil and holly. >> it's paul cox . >> it's paul cox. >> it's paul cox. >> and chris to win. >> and chris to win. >> oh, yes, please. >> oh, yes, please. >> you both do it. i'm all right. >> well, that doesn't look anything like holly willoughby. >> well, i've got the. well, you know , and you've got the one and know, and you've got the one and you've got the scandals . you you've got the scandals. you know about it. >> yes, i'm just like phillip. >> yes, i'm just like phillip. >> anyway, that's the chit chat out the way. let's look at the front pages of tomorrow's papers. the daily mail leads with museum sacks, top expert overits with museum sacks, top expert over its missing treasures, ended up on ebay. the express has yes, britain can afford tax cuts. the guardian leads with

thousands pounds missed top grades as a—level results plummet. the news has a generation of young people in poor areas left behind . the poor areas left behind. the mirror has our greatest just says our greatest. that's about michael parkinson, the daily star has the king. that's also about michael parkinson. and those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail poll. what have they got.7 yeah the daily mail poll. what have they got? yeah daily mail museum sacks, top expert over its missing treasures . missing treasures. >> now, a bit more detail on this today. the british museum worker sacked after being accused stealing prime accused of stealing prime treasures was today revealed to be a world export. experts on ancient world export freudian slip already minute one he delivers to anywhere in the world is available . world is available. >> oh my god on that completely refutes what i'm about to say. >> actually, because yesterday i complained there wasn't enough

information about this story . information about this story. and today i'm going to complain. there's much because peter there's too much because peter john higgs, full name, 56, was fired this summer. mr higgs has not been arrested by police . so not been arrested by police. so it doesn't really matter now because he's been sacked. they've been they've they've told us who it is. they've been they've they've told us who it is . they've told told us who it is. they've told us his age and in this in this 25 paragraph story , they've told 25 paragraph story, they've told us the sort of things that he's done allegedly and probably to earn extra cash. what's really interesting about this is if you followed this story, his family have come out and in complete shock because they've been living a life of poverty. and he's you know, he's a he's away. they i mean , the ridiculous he's they i mean, the ridiculous he's obviously not been sharing the wealth if he's got it but you can't can you if you're a master from there's still sowing from there's still like sowing the this like giving the seeds for this like giving him a motive it was so detail this son giving a very this his son giving a very i could hear violins as i was reading it that although his a phd hasn't got any money, the son horrified this, he son was so horrified by this, he decided go to university, decided not to go to university, looked at his dad's life, and he

thought, no, i'm not going to do that. >> so little did in fact, he could been having a great could have been having a great time. if you've just broken the law, although we know law, although we don't know him, he trial and he hasn't faced any trial and the police aren't involved, which interesting because, i which is interesting because, i mean, are mean, these are these are artefacts. know, were artefacts. you know, they were i mean, been stolen twice. mean, they've been stolen twice. they by british they were stolen by the british museum, to britain. and museum, brought to britain. and then they've been possibly stolen and stuck ebay. stolen again and stuck on ebay. ironic if they're people in ironic if they're the people in africa wherever bought them africa or wherever bought them back.i africa or wherever bought them back. i think we're going to be heanng back. i think we're going to be hearing about this for time hearing about this for some time , aren't we? >> a story. >> we it's a big story. >> we it's a big story. >> i mean, people are really interested it. they it. interested in it. they love it. they now that the museum they now saying that the museum might not be capable of looking after the elgin marbles because they all they don't know where all their stuff they don't know where all their stu�*and this guy doesn't have >> and this guy doesn't have enough bubble wrap for it. yeah, but yeah, they've got but yeah, they've also got the coleen a coleen rooney. she's done a she's done an interview there. yeah. >> which is amazing isn't it. because it's not that. >> because they've >> well now because they've restarted again haven't they. >> i mean this, n they. >> i mean this, this i don't care . i know, i know. i'm paid care. i know, i know. i'm paid to know. >> so i'm going to carry on. however but what just for a

minute, paul? yeah, well, i will try my best to care. >> sorry. i'm just missing and missing obviously but. what? >> that's not what mean. >> that's not what i mean. >> that's not what i mean. >> no, no. i mean, i mean the rubbish journalism. oh, sorry, lewis. >> i don't know what i'm doing with it. >> what i would say is that this story. why you. >> what i would say is that this st0|whyhy you. >> what i would say is that this st0|why would you. >> what i would say is that this st0|why would you )u. >> what i would say is that this st0|why would you read ignite >> why would you read ignite this in any way, this story in any way, particularly as it was found to be ridiculous ? and any further be ridiculous? and any further ridiculousness is only going to be ridiculous? >> well, it seems like she's still i mean, she still isn't happy. i mean, she won court case. i believe won the court case. i believe she was awarded a million and a half in legal fees that rebekah vardy to pay. but she's you vardy had to pay. but she's you know, she feels slighted. i mean, rebekah vardy broke her trust. and so she's out for revenge, isn't it? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i didn't think i would get i mean, like i'm not going to get over soon. over that anytime soon. >> even give me £1 million. >> although that would help. >> although that would help. >> i will give you £1 million. chris. i've got some sympathy. >> some jewels that >> i've got some jewels that i've offline, actually. >> i've got some jewels that i've on. offline, actually. >> i've got some jewels that i've on. we'vez, actually. >> i've got some jewels that i've on. we've got tually. >> i've got some jewels that i've on. we've got the ly. moving on. we've got the express. have got in express. what have they got in the front cover. >> taxman, rakes an >> okay. taxman, rakes an

additional billion. this additional £40 billion. this yeah additional £40 billion. this year. so hunt can us a much year. so hunt can give us a much needed tax cut or britain? >> yes. >> yes. >> britain afford tax >> britain can't afford tax cuts, because of the cuts, so because of all the inflation an inflation we're paying an enormous tax . so lots enormous amount of tax. so lots of tory mps are calling for us to have a tax break. so this is like petrol, right? when the tax cut, when the price goes up, it goes up nice and quickly and then it takes forever to come down. yeah. then it takes forever to come dones.eah. then it takes forever to come dones. and this has led to the >> yes. and this has led to the government in more money government raking in more money because tax thresholds. because of the tax thresholds. chris, to explain what. >> well, tax thresholds we've just been talking about threshold threshold. >> i can't even say it. >> never mind. be an expert in it. >> you're missing lewis as well. i'm missing liam halligan, actually. >> that's the tax thresholds. >> that's the tax thresholds. >> i didn't realise they moved, but apparently they do. >> well, they've goods, otherwise it's still a bit like three farthings or something . i three farthings or something. i mean, got a good point. mean, it's got a good point. they generally sort of over time they should move with inflation. but rishi sunak froze them in

2020 or 2021. so then even though people have had these wage increases , i think the wage increases, i think the average wage increase is something like 8. people all have moved up into into higher brackets. they're paying more tax . it's like a stealth. tax. it's like a stealth. i mean, even even though he hasn't obviously numerically put the put the tax up, he's clawing in more money. >> yeah. i think sometimes they're probably not clever enough to do that and they get to a point like this and go, well, look what we've managed to do. but what i would what i would is got an would say is he's got an excellent now in the excellent opportunity now in the autumn perhaps autumn statement, perhaps cut taxes, or increase taxes, particularly or increase the so you know, the threshold. so you know, i suggest increasing, know, suggest increasing, you know, 40% to 250,000, something 40% up to 250,000, something like that . rishi, if you're like that. rishi, if you're watching . but but at the same watching. but but at the same time, what if he does cut if he does cut taxes in autumn, it's going to put a lot of pressure on labour next year because the first thing they're going to have to do is put them back up. >> and obviously going to >> and he's obviously going to cut because going cut taxes because he's going into election he's into an election year. so he's going to say, hey, look, going to want to say, hey, look, guys, i'm giving more money

guys, i'm giving you more money back. stuff. i'm back. straight stuff. i'm stealing money off back. straight stuff. i'm steathis money off back. straight stuff. i'm steathis year. money off back. straight stuff. i'm steathis year. anyway,noney off back. straight stuff. i'm steathis year. anyway, movingff you this year. anyway, moving on. what have they got in the front cover of the guardian poll? >> thousands top grades >> thousands missed top grades as plummet. so as a—level results plummet. so there's fall in a's there's been a sharp fall in a's and a stars. something i'm unfamiliar with. but 5000 fewer students in england gained three star grades than they did in 2022. it's followed by a bunch of statistics. what i would say in 2022 and 2021. a lot of these things were manufactured because they were unable to sit the exams during the pandemic. so lecturer and teachers just went , jonny's nice. i reckon he's worth a b or an ice star or whatever. and i think these kids now are suffering as a result of that manufactured resulting system as a result of the pandemic. so we had we had grade inflation based grade inflation, and now we're seeing the great interest rates going up. >> exactly . the number of nerds >> exactly. the number of nerds has stayed exactly the same. >> but this expressively. >> but this expressively. >> yeah , i mean, this was >> yeah, i mean, this was inevitable, wasn't it? i think so, yeah. it's what happens when

you when you give out grades according to what you'd like them to be. >> many stars did you get? >> how many stars did you get? >> how many stars did you get? >> i think i. is it? what >> i don't think i. is it? what is this? no, this is a—levels. >> i didn't. i didn't know beyond my education. >> okay? and we finished this section daily star crest. section with a daily star crest. what got? what have they got? >> got the so this >> they've got the king. so this is tributes . is tributes. >> flood in for chat show legend . hockey's which has . hockey's died, which has obviously been on most of the front covers at this evening. >> he was 88, so it's good innings. >> it's a good innings. >> it's a good innings. >> and what a fabulous life. yeah. >> yeah you can see him there with with emu . yes and emu. with with emu. yes and emu. yeah. one of those amazing movement. yeah it was incredible. i think we all all of us. >> well, there's a lot younger than you and i, leo, but probably still remember it watching, know, remember watching, you know, i remember my remembering your my dad, like, remembering your dad, your granddad dad, mentioning your granddad mentioning and. and leo and i talking about it earlier. >> yeah, i saw it when i was 42. yeah but, you know, if anything, he might be the original podcaster. he might be the original pocparky, we're all the >> parky, because we're all the greatest podcasters emulate parky all the greatest

parky because all the greatest podcasters back and let the podcasters sit back and let the talent that they're to . talking talent that they're to. talking yeah. express their views and create their entertainment. >> very relaxed. he's >> and he's very relaxed. he's a very natural presence and, you know, wonderful accent wherever it's from. some of the north of england. yorkshire. yorkshire, yeah, yeah . yeah, yeah. >> i wonder if piers morgan likes him . likes him. >> anyway, that's it >> no idea. anyway, that's it for part one. coming up, we've got graham lennon cancelled for the second time this week. karen burning live in the studio though cash lives on for now though and cash lives on for now . see in a couple of

this one. i can tell you, live across the uk, this is news . radio >> welcome back to headliners. >> welcome back to headliners. >> i'm here so i'm still here with paul cox and chris to win. and let's crack on with the stories . kicking things off with stories. kicking things off with the meal and another venue has decided that it's so inclusive. it has to exclude graham linehan . chris okay. >> yeah. the daily mail graham linehan arrives to define perform outside the scottish

parliament tonight after outrage at two edinburgh festival venues that cancelled him for his gender critical views. i think we've got a video we're going to yeah, we do have a clip of well, the gigs going ahead. >> so it's going ahead outside the scottish parliament. yeah, exactly. >> so you haven't heard this >> so if you haven't heard this story already, first venue pulled out. they said, no, we can't do business with mr linehan gender critical linehan for his gender critical views got solved. they've views that got solved. they've got and today at got a second venue and today at the minute that got pulled. the last minute that got pulled. yeah were determined yeah and so they were determined to go ahead. they said what we'll is we won't have all we'll do is we won't have all the breaks, we'll shorten the show, we'll just ahead and show, we'll just go ahead and we'll do outside the scottish we'll do it outside the scottish parliament. that? parliament. how good is that? that think that's the real that was i think that's the real spirit the fringe, it, punk? >> well, i think there's i think the spirit of the fringe is not silenced people mean, silenced and people i mean, there written in there ethos. there is written in there ethos. they we're open access they say we're an open access festival can can festival where anybody can can come and have their voice heard. but apparently apparently come and have their voice heard. but apyou're.y apparently come and have their voice heard. but apyou're.y approvedntly come and have their voice heard. but apyou're.y approved by/ not. if you're not approved by by the orthodoxy is of by whatever the orthodoxy is of the imagine, you the day. you can imagine, you know, in the day, if you're know, back in the day, if you're if you're a galileo and you

opposed of idea of opposed a sort of the idea of the sun rotating around the earth and you said actually the earth and you said actually the earth rotates around the sun and they cancel you there, time they cancel you there, this time they cancel you there, this time the cancelling linehan the cancelling graham linehan for similarly provable beliefs. we've clip of the that we've got a clip of the gig that did go ahead. >> i read on that this is the number one comedy night in front of the scottish parliament in the whole of the edinburgh festival. >> this . and that was dominic fri sby. >> frisby. >> there playing his ukulele . >> there playing his ukulele. and graham linehan was on was on a bit later. but i mean it seems ridiculous the response from the comedy community. i mean, a lot of comedians like elliot steele, danus of comedians like elliot steele, darius davies, come out and darius davies, have come out and said, this is said, you know, this is ridiculous. cancel ridiculous. don't cancel comedians. some, like joe comedians. but some, like joe caulfield , come and caulfield, has come out and approved of this cancelling as if she's so certain that she's always going to be on the right side of a proved opinion. so one thing i would without taking thing i would say without taking out personal out it out any personal names out of it whatsoever, the the people whatsoever, the most the people that comfortable that are most comfortable cancellation are those who who

genuinely they are genuinely believe they are nowhere cancellation. nowhere near cancellation. >> if thought for a minute >> if they thought for a minute there'd anywhere there'd be anywhere near cancellation they be cancellation, then they would be they'd very different they'd have a very different point and make no point of view and make no mistake, if it can happen, because this didn't happen to graham, this happened to unleashed just unleashed and graham just happened on the bill happened to be on the bill and they came it because they just came for it because graham involved. i've graham was involved. and i've listened rhetoric day listened to the rhetoric all day today from know rival tv stations particular. and it's stations in particular. and it's almost like they've tried to gaslight people here. they're sort saying, well, sort of saying, well, cancellations those that cancellations and those that have are have been cancelled are basically by those basically orchestrated by those that have been cancelled because, know, they because, you know, they basically they know they should be therefore they put be cancelled. therefore they put themselves limelight and themselves in the limelight and then cancelled and then then they're cancelled and then they a they screen cancellation. what a load of old horse. but at the end of the day, right, private venues do have a right, but it's not necessary . in the first case not necessary. in the first case of the first venue, it was the it was the private venue that made the decision. arguably in the we should be the second. but we should be much kinder to second much kinder to the second because essentially because the second essentially said, what? we have said, do you know what? we have no with this going on, but no issue with this going on, but we know it's to going cause

we just know it's to going cause us trouble and that us too much trouble and that within the major issue within that lies the major issue here. activists behind the here. the activists behind the scenes saying you do this will make fuss. scenes saying you do this will ma yeah,s. scenes saying you do this will ma yeah, i mean, this seems to >> yeah, i mean, this seems to be a fringe tradition, though. >> yeah, i mean, this seems to be ayearje tradition, though. >> yeah, i mean, this seems to be ayear we radition, though. >> yeah, i mean, this seems to be ayear we hadion, though. >> yeah, i mean, this seems to be ayear we had jerryhough. >> yeah, i mean, this seems to be ayear we had jerry sadowitz last year we had jerry sadowitz previous other previous years. we've had other people cancelled i was people cancelled. i was cancelled perth fringe cancelled from the perth fringe in yeah. i mean, do in australia. yeah. i mean, do you this is do you think you think this is do you think this is going to the opprobrium and the fuss around this is going lead venues just going to lead venues to just move higher up move the cancellation higher up the and just cancel the food chain and just cancel people before they've even been booked instead waiting for booked instead of waiting for a for for a ferrari maybe, or for a for a ferrari maybe, or it's going to the other way. it's going to go the other way. >> i mean there's quotes in here from from members of the public >> i mean there's quotes in here from bought1embers of the public >> i mean there's quotes in here from bought tickets; of the public >> i mean there's quotes in here frombought tickets sayings public >> i mean there's quotes in here frombought tickets saying if�*ublic who bought tickets saying if there protests. think there are protests. i think we'll on. that's an we'll carry on. that's just an audience she's it audience member. she's seeing it as she's angry. as this belongs. she's angry. she quite used to she says we're quite used to this sort of nonsense from children . i think it's really children. i think it's really about supporting speech in about supporting free speech in general, we cancel general, because if we cancel comedy, do next? comedy, where do we go next? i think people have had think people have just had enough. think people have just had enough if the venues i mean, >> but if the venues i mean, this is the trouble in so many venues gatekeeper because venues the gatekeeper because they're not dependent on audience money, they get funding

from the arts council or various government subsidies , local government subsidies, local authority subsidies. so they can pick and choose who they think is valid and important to place in front of the audiences and i just think the market should decide if somebody is performing in front of 200 members of the public. you can't see, oh, this this person's a vicious, racist, sexist , transphobic extremist sexist, transphobic extremist because the performing in front of members of the public, i mean, members of public mean, members of the public wouldn't that. and wouldn't go and see that. and the people that come to unleash, they it. they absolutely love it. >> same faces turn >> you see the same faces turn up at the gigs. you know, it's got following. it's getting got a following. it's getting i think it's like a bit of a cult following kind thing, you following kind of thing, you know? it always sells know? it's cool. it always sells out. sold before out. it's sold out way before graham's name brought into graham's name got brought into it. people want it's it. it's people want it. it's popular. it. it's people want it. it's poplt'sr. more popular than >> it's far more popular than all shows comedians at all these shows by comedians at the what? comedy's the fringe. like what? comedy's like. women's football gets written the written about a lot in the guardian, but you wouldn't really want to watch it anyway. we've now, we've got the express now, the gb news petition to keep cash was success. i hope it was was a success. i hope it was handed as paper pole.

handed over as paper pole. >> good point. nigel farage >> yes, good point. nigel farage hands news. don't kill hands over gb news. don't kill kash. petition to number 11 with 300,000 this is 300,000 signatures. this is actually a remarkable story because many might say that they, you know, their totally unaware of this, but it depends on what community you live in. okay. so this is this is protecting a certain type of word , working class person. as word, working class person. as far as i'm concerned. and i'm proud to have signed this. i think that cash should remain on the table and it should be freely available to help the working classes . working classes. >> yeah, absolutely. and apparently there's 1,000,000 million people in this country that don't have a bank account, sorry, a million households. >> to hear that. >> i was amazed to hear that. >> i was amazed to hear that. >> i was amazed to hear that. >> i mean, you function? >> i mean, how do you function? >> i mean, how do you function? >> yeah, how do you pay bills and things like that without like, guess you can still go like, i guess you can still go down post office and pay down to the post office and pay with the slips. yeah >> this is i said it's about >> this is why i said it's about the working class. i'm not just trying to crowbar it in because, you know, all three of us live quite comfortably the quite comfortably within the middle existence. middle class existence. you know , we don't understand that. , and we don't understand that. but there massive swathes of

but there are massive swathes of society that earn far less than a lot of people who will complain about this. do and they and they they survive very much on cash. >> and it's a generational thing as because , you know, like as well because, you know, like my parents, my dad in particular, you he he just particular, you know, he he just he's all his life he's dealt with he's not going to with cash and he's not going to go the internet set up go into the internet and set up accounts remember passwords accounts and remember passwords and all that sort of stuff. i mean, for that would be mean, for him, that would be like in james you like being in james bond. you know, thing a cyber know, the only thing a cyber hacker about i was hacker thing about this, i was to talking one of the producers earlier and his parents asked him, sign it? him, how can they sign it? >> don't have an email >> they don't have an email address. use the address. they don't use the internet all. it's just address. they don't use the internet all. it'sjust like, internet at all. it's just like, ah, i thought you it by post. ah, i thought you do it by post. but anyway, 300,000 people. yeah, nice. amazing. but anyway, 300,000 people. yeaanyway,|ice. amazing. but anyway, 300,000 people. yeaanyway, staying azing. theme >> anyway, staying on the theme of the telegraph has good >> anyway, staying on the theme of forthe telegraph has good >> anyway, staying on the theme of for octogenarians has good >> anyway, staying on the theme of for octogenarians who good >> anyway, staying on the theme of for octogenarians who like news for octogenarians who like using have to using cash. you'll only have to hobble miles to get it. hobble three miles to get it. christina banks must offer cash within miles your home. christina banks must offer cash witiso miles your home. christina banks must offer cash witiso city miles your home. christina banks must offer cash witiso city minister your home. christina banks must offer cash witiso city minister andrew|ome. >> so city minister andrew griffin set to announce that griffin is set to announce that the city watchdog be given the city watchdog will be given the city watchdog will be given the powers to issue penalties for not following the rules. so

there'll be there'll be consequences if people don't have their homes . consequences if people don't have their homes. but have cash near their homes. but actually it's already the case that most people do live near a cashpoint. so really, this is just about preserving the rules going forward. >> yeah, it's interesting because a lot of branches because we see a lot of branches closing always closing and i'm always fascinated if this was fascinated by this. if this was a branch of a clothing outlet that was closing, you'd say, well, bad. they well, business is bad. they can't to have many can't afford to have so many branches. but banks an branches. but banks make an average of about 150% profit per annum so no real annum, right? so there's no real financial reason why they're closing. to look at closing. so you have to look at the wider picture and they're just and more just making it more and more difficult for people access just making it more and more diffic|they'reeople access just making it more and more diffic|they'rejuste access just making it more and more diffic|they're just saying:ess cash. they're just saying basically you want to if you basically if you want to if you want to spend money, you need to do it digitally. >> yeah, well, people are spending much more money digitally and digitally with contactless and stuff and there stuff like that. and there is a there are charges with there are higher charges with handung there are higher charges with handling cash. and i've noticed i've because i try to i've noticed because i try to use cash whenever i can. and a lot of people don't just don't know like count change. know how to like count change. they hand you your change they don't hand you your change or they give you the wrong change they're not used change because they're not used to don't it.

to people don't take it. >> bit of a running >> we had a bit of a running joke on family holiday. joke on a recent family holiday. my joke on a recent family holiday. my took a load of cash with my dad took a load of cash with him and he couldn't spend this stuff. he didn't know what at the he's just got this the end. he's just got all this cash and everyone's laughing at him are you to him going, what are you going to do old man? do with that old man? >> like when you go to one >> yeah. like when you go to one of those theme parks and you buy their good money, no good. >> anyway. >> anyway. >> anyway, moving the >> anyway, moving on at the independent and people are offended education offended by the education secretary's truth. bombs? >> indeed. >> yeah. truth bombs indeed. education secretary a—level result branded result comments branded downright rude. so this is all about gillian keegan suggesting that even that employers would not even look after she look at results after she defended the falls in grades she said essentially what she's saying a decade from now, saying is a decade from now, those teenagers that are taking their a—levels now, the employers won't looking at employers won't be looking at them paying the price them and she's paying the price for as a politician for being honest as a politician because we all know what's going to these kids in ten to happen to these kids in ten years and going to years time. and they're going to be their late the be in their late 20s and the employers are going to look at their far more their experience far more than they going look at their they are going to look at their a—level results. i a—level results. because, i mean, true say that mean, it's true to say that a—level results may open a gate mean, it's true to say that

a-twoel results may open a gate mean, it's true to say that a-two at esults may open a gate mean, it's true to say that a-two at thists may open a gate mean, it's true to say that a-two at this point, open a gate mean, it's true to say that a-two at this point, butn a gate or two at this point, but nothing is going to open a gate or two like experiences. so if you're out there today and you're out there today and you're worry you're disappointed, don't worry about haven't got about it. i mean, i haven't got any form of education whatsoever. i can't count beyond that. i'm on news don't that. and i'm on gb news don't scare them. that. and i'm on gb news don't sca paulem. the gate in the >> paul through the gate in the first haven't you? yeah, first place, haven't you? yeah, you she's very you do. also, she's, she's very brave because i imagine saying that to a moody teenager, you know, in a bad know, and they're in a bad mood because got their, because they've just got their, their it's not very their results. it's not very comforting, if you're 18 comforting, is it? if you're 18 and you think that the world ending well, i think is more offensive the offensive to the to the education system. >> know. they've put >> you know. yes, they've put their heart, sweat and tears. well, done well, they've turned up and done a hours and that's who's a few hours and that's who's complaining. those are complaining. and yeah, those are the people who are complaining. but true. i mean, i've but it's true. i mean, i've never job and, you never been in a job and, you know, my boss come along and know, my boss has come along and been listen, can you been like, listen, can you calculate the hypotenuse in this triangle? know, the stuff calculate the hypotenuse in this triarlearn know, the stuff calculate the hypotenuse in this triarlearn school, the stuff calculate the hypotenuse in this triarlearn school, absolute. you learn in school, absolute. absolutely the absolutely nonsense. anyway, the guardian public guardian know and two public sector have sector organisations have been battling avoid doing battling it out to avoid doing some cressida met some work. cressida met wins battle nhs over not battle with nhs over not attending mental health calls,

so . 50. >> so. >> so the police have been called into lots and lots of mental health situations and they've said, hey, hang on a minute, we're not always the right people for this. and i think given recent events, we might police will tend might agree. so police will tend to will continue to attend if there's a risk of life or danger to the public. but they're not just going to turn up every time there's a mental health issue. so they've got this scheme called right person called right care, right person , which replacing what they , which is replacing what they currently do, which is like , currently do, which is like, right, you're autistic, i'm going to arrest you with six of my mates. so yeah, you know, like my nana . well, yeah, this like my nana. well, yeah, this is coming after the recent road distressing footage of the 16 year old girl who is being arrested, which was clearly there was some. well, i don't believe you say mental health, but it was. oh, she's autistic . but it was. oh, she's autistic. so yeah, it was . so yeah, it was. >> there were definitely considerations they could have taken it. yes, exactly. >> and also, i mean, it's just it's i agree. it's not for the police to do, is it they if there's care available,

there's better care available, why give it to them. why not give it to them. >> yeah. and guess this is the >> yeah. and i guess this is the thing, mean, the police thing, paul. i mean, the police are the last line when are always the last line when nobody up. nobody nobody else turns up. nobody else the police else deals with it. the police will there to deal with it. yeah. >> this is a very tricky situation. as you can, as we all know, however, the police are right to make a stand at this point because ultimately this is a capacity issue. a resource and capacity issue. the you avoid this is to the way you avoid this is to resource the resource further back in the system health workers system for nhs health workers to prevent situation the prevent a situation where the police required to intervene. >> i just love they had to >> i just love that they had to actually lawyers involved to actually get lawyers involved to force nhs to. i mean, force the nhs to. i mean, anyway, the guardian know and karen in sweden have karen burnings in sweden have led to the terrorist threat level being with level being raised with a heightened chance of incidents of extreme peace, i should imagine. >> paul yeah , sweden, sweden has >> paul yeah, sweden, sweden has raised its terrorist threat level to the second highest number possible . as the prime number possible. as the prime minister said, the country had thwarted planned attacks . the thwarted planned attacks. the move comes as heightened security fears following a string of quran burnings that have caused outrage around the

world. >> and this these are quite interesting. these crown burnings because you look at the headline, you'd assume it's going to be some sort of far right agitator . but going to be some sort of far right agitator. but in going to be some sort of far right agitator . but in fact, right agitator. but in fact, a lot of the burnings are being done by iraqi dissidents . done by iraqi dissidents. >> yeah, i mean, it's when i first looked at this, i thought, oh, it's another case of multiculturalism not working, particularly well. but the closer you look at it, it still is . the closer closer you look at it, it still is. the closer you closer you look at it, it still is . the closer you look at it, is. the closer you look at it, it's multi cultural ism not working particularly well. it's just it's just that it's just that, you know, they're the same colour from the same background. yeah. and you know, this is the great thing about identity politics because it takes groups of people and you look like of people and say, you look like this, you think this, therefore you must think that. they don't, that. and then when they don't, they're astonished they're like astonished and we've this happen in we've seen this, this happen in other scenarios. >> we sort of import ethnic conflicts from around the world in leicester and you know, it happens. >> chris but it sounds like sweden are potentially going to change their own rules. >> they're sort of having this cake and eat it thing where

they're saying , oh, you know, they're saying, oh, you know, we're going they're we're not going to they're saying they're going to saying they're not going to change the rules, but the rules around around around sorry, around, around freedom around sorry, around, around freeyeah, they've very >> yeah, they've got very liberal expression liberal freedom of expression laws and they're saying they don't want change that. but don't want to change that. but everything that's isn't everything that's legal isn't necessarily appropriate. and of course, which course, it's like, well, which is like at the end is it? you know, like at the end of the day, is, are you of the day, which is, are you are you saying people can do what or are you going what they like or are you going to those to change those rules? >> yeah. also, are you >> yeah. and also, are you a free western society or are you do you in fact have blasphemy laws are you an islamic laws and are you an islamic theocracy? and you if you theocracy? and if you if you see. well, can't this see. well, you can't burn this religious text, then what else are not allowed to burn? are are you not allowed to burn? are you not allowed burn anything you not allowed to burn anything ? because to me , ? i've written because to me, that's that's got the same spiritual impact . i mean, as spiritual impact. i mean, as soon as you open that pandora's box mad, it feels like the only answer is to have those extremely liberal rules . extremely liberal rules. >> yeah, because otherwise, who's choosing who gets what? i don't. >> it'd be better to change people's minds so that the they

augn people's minds so that the they align with western liberal democracy and i think if you if you're going to bring if you're to going import massive amounts of people from from the middle east, you've have some east, you've got to have some sort of vetting and some sort of integration system so that people people properly, properly integrate and don't don't kick off when this happens, when the guardian write these stories, they must sometimes wonder if they're schizophrenic because they're schizophrenic because they go, we are really liberal. >> so hang on. are we? no, we can't be that as if we're that liberal. this is cool and calls a problem and that's the point. everything you said earlier is absolutely point. things absolutely the point. things aren't because not aren't just because they're not appropriate. doesn't make appropriate. it doesn't make them illegal. and we're supposed to and also appropriate. >> mean, what's appropriate >> i mean, what's appropriate for one person? >> i mean, what's appropriate for exactly. ;on? >> i mean, what's appropriate for exactly. when they the >> exactly. when they burnt the beatles john lennon beatles albums afterjohn lennon said we're bigger than jesus, which not quite what he said, which is not quite what he said, by you know, i would by the way, you know, i would have been if i'd been have been upset if i'd been around in 1968, but would you be fat? >> wow. level upset. that's what i would been anyway. i would not have been anyway. that's for part but that's it for part two. but coming got transgender coming up, we've got transgender womb transplants , nike in

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>> welcome back to headliners kicking things off with the meal and good news for progressive liberals. we'll have the first ever trans abortion soon. >> yeah. leading womb transplant experts say it's medically possible for trans gender women to have natural pregnancy , and to have natural pregnancy, and they hope to offer procedure to trans couples in years . trans couples in years. >> doesn't sound that natural. defined. natural? yeah this is another one of those words that's being messed about with. >> yeah, this is amazing. that's being messed about with. >> yeah, this is amazing . there >> yeah, this is amazing. there are people there are cis, biological women who sometimes have to have a womb or they don't have a womb that people sometimes are born with that one. so this is where the technology began. and course, technology began. and of course, the natural is that the natural progression is that maybe extended to maybe this could be extended to trans people. yeah, it's just extraordinary, isn't it? >> a lot of this. are you feeling like you could be redundant creating feeling that way years ? way for years? >> well, it's so scary.

>> it's a scary it's so it's so beyond . i've just been reading beyond. i've just been reading mary harrington's book about this and it's real into playing god stuff at this point. you know, it's really extraordinary. and what i don't understand is it says doing this in transgender women, especially one still has male sex one who still has male sex organs, would be even more difficult those difficult due to those anatomical differences. fair point. hormone replacement therapy and gender reassignment surgery make it more surgery could make it more difficult trans patients to difficult for trans patients to produce enough for ivf . produce enough eggs for ivf. >> they undermine their own premise here. >> i don't understand that at all. amazing. this all. it's amazing. paul this is weird and i don't like it. >> yeah, if you take if you take a womb out of a woman and put it in a man, there's a certain percentage that might in a man, there's a certain percenteto that might in a man, there's a certain percenteto make that might in a man, there's a certain percenteto make a that might in a man, there's a certain percenteto make a baby. might be able to make a baby. naturally. that's what this is telling us. and like crescent, a pointed there are some pointed out there are some things that make very things that make it very difficult for to produce difficult for men to produce eggs. mean , so some this eggs. i mean, so some of this stuff is incredible. it's what do you know, there's a serious side of real like this. >> i can't believe we're seeing this.

>> i know. it's like it's bizarro world, isn't it? yeah. one thing i would say very quickly, though, there's a serious this, because serious side to this, because there's plenty of women who would love to have that would love to have children that can't please, can can't have children. please, can we the world transplant? >> yeah. transplant? >> chance. it's not always the boyfriend . boyfriend. >> yeah. they should at least be at the front of the queue at a thought. >> so the serious point of trying to make a christian made an joke which made me an excellent joke which made me laugh surely we laugh is that. yes, surely we can transplant in in can use this transplant in a in a positive way. can use this transplant in a in a pyeah.e way. can use this transplant in a in a pyeah. anyway moving on. we've >> yeah. anyway moving on. we've got the guardian and trans women have banned world have been banned from world chess despite allowing chess despite the game allowing any piece to become the queen pole . pole. >> when the world's top chess federation has ruled that transgender women cannot compete in its official events for females until a review of the situation has made has been made by officials. now, this is really interesting because this takes this this takes the whole debate meta. it takes it back to basics in many ways because this isn't like female sport where men are stronger. >> the pieces aren't that heavy.

>> the pieces aren't that heavy. >> instead of banging on and on about being than about men being bigger than women, and they're going to crush us on the rugby field, which this is the which is all true. this is the beginning of acknowledging that there psychological there are some psychological differences. it also kind of makes sound they think makes it sound like they think women or maybe women are stupid or maybe women are in chess. >> it's interesting because. because what does it say? does it i read this as perhaps they think are intelligent think women are more intelligent and can beat men and therefore they can beat men at chess. but one thing it does, one thing does agree i'm one thing it does agree i'm sexist. right. you sexist. you're right. no, you are. not. are. no, you're not. >> you get outliers with >> you get more outliers with meals get more extremely meals so you get more extremely intelligent , not always socially intelligent, not always socially calibrated, extremely intelligent, not always socially calibrated, menextremely intelligent, not always socially calibrated, menextrelextremely intelligent men and extremely stupid men. not sure there's stupid men. i'm not sure there's a when we are polled, i think you just discussing lewis you just discussing being lewis again . again. >> well, you know what? this is brilliant because it does prove exactly what cressida said . exactly what cressida said. there are significant differences between men and women and their anatomy. >> well, and their brain. >> well, and their brain. >> the brain anatomy. well all parts of their body . anatomy parts of their body. anatomy brain at that's probably the world. the word i was looking

for. >> yeah. moving on. we've got the meal and nike are in trouble. but this time it's for not getting kids in sweatshops to make clothes. it just can't win, they? win, can they? >> scott, england fans >> chris scott, england fans pile pressure big money pile the pressure on big money sponsors to start sponsors like nike to start selling goalkeeper mary earps. >> ips you're the football person. earps her shirt after her world cup heroics after she slammed their hugely hurtful commercial call. so she's the goalkeeper. this is what i think this is about. tell me if i got it right. paul. she's the goalkeeper. yeah. therefore, they'll sell fewer of her shirts because most people will just buy the standard one, which is a different so they different colour. and so they haven't make her shirt. >> yeah, i think you've absolutely there. absolutely nailed it there. i don't think nike . it don't think this is nike. it can't be nike. >> they got several, >> they have got several, several different types of trainers haven't mean, trainers, haven't they? i mean, they've factory . they've got a factory. >> they can they could do it. >> they can they could do it. >> could more than one thing. >> i think the thing with nike is they didn't think the england women's going to do as women's team were going to do as well as they're doing now,

because are in the final? because are they in the final? they're like very they're something like very good final was all over the final that it was all over the papers yesterday. >> doing very well >> yeah, they're doing very well indeed. well done then. >> they are. you know, >> no, they are. and you know, this not new. i mean, why this is not new. i mean, why when i was growing up back in the old days, goalkeepers weren't heroes they weren't the heroes that they have now. it wasn't have become now. it wasn't really peter shilton really until peter shilton probably all really until peter shilton proipeter's all really until peter shilton proipeter's became all really until peter shilton proipeter's became big all really until peter shilton proipeter's became big names and the peter's became big names and therefore were become commercial assets. yeah, she's becoming a commercial asset and it's only a matter of time before she they start selling a goalkeeper. >> you'd imagine those, >> yes, you'd imagine those, those types are going to be flying presses flying off the presses any moment if that's i don't moment now if that's i don't think tops and presses. but the times now and see what you like about trump has about donald trump he has a dedicated base. dedicated fan base. >> does indeed. donald trump >> he does indeed. donald trump supporter charged with supporter has been charged with threatening judge threatening to kill a judge overseeing a criminal case against former president and against the former president and his alleged attempts to overturn the 2020 election. now this isn't breaking news that there are some mentally ill people in america, but we know this already because 100 million psychiatrists know i am a doctor, diagnose people through a newspaper article. exactly.

that's how i like to that's how i like to operate. we know they're crazy over there. 100 million of them allegedly voted for gets scared every for biden, who gets scared every time he looks the mirror and time he looks in the mirror and thinks his house has been burgled. so it's no, you know, i think if he looks in the mirror, he's likely to think his he's more likely to think his house yes, house is being haunted. yes, probably . house is being haunted. yes, probably. i'm house is being haunted. yes, probably . i'm really sorry, probably. i'm really sorry, biden. you don't know who you are you're doing, but are or what you're doing, but i am sorry. one thing i will say, though, is that, of course, this is mental. this is classic trump supporter syndrome. and the problem story is it problem with this story is it doesn't case. well, doesn't help his case. well, they're showing the they're not showing is the hundreds lucid people that hundreds of lucid people that are points on his behalf. >> yeah, and this is one extremist who's who's made these terrible death threats to judge berman. things things berman. it does things things like happen . i mean, like this do happen. i mean, other death threats , working for other death threats, working for tv news, sometimes i have to go through your post. >> here is frankly, i should get paid more it. yeah, totally. paid more for it. yeah, totally. although i use knickers . although i use knickers. >> anyway, that's it for part three. but stay tuned for a final section where we'll have

cannibalism , veganism and cannibalism, veganism and sexism. there's going to be an ism for everyone. see you in two minutes .

welcome back to headliners. we've got the sun now, and there's another injectable wonder drug that can help people lose weight inside horrifying flesh eating drug crisis that is turning uk a major uk city into zombie apocalypse. the zombies are skinny right? >> the zombies are skinny. this is all for it's like the opioid epidemic that we keep hearing aboutin epidemic that we keep hearing about in the us. is it coming to the uk? it might be. >> i think it was always here. i mean, we've always had quite high levels of heroin use, yes, but not with this fleshy. >> this stuff's worse because in fact this is the lack of heroin because the taliban in because the taliban are back in and they've shut down the poppy

production. >> so people replacing the >> so people are replacing the heroin synthetic . heroin with the synthetic. >> get good organic heroin. >> so we need the west to get back into afghanistan. and start growing. >> jamie oliver could start. >> jamie oliver could start. >> jamie oliver should go out there say, you know, bring there and say, you know, bring heroin or heroin back into schools or whatever. does . the thing whatever. he does. so the thing that fascinates me always about this story is how they get hold of it. you buying two packs of it. you try buying two packs of it. you try buying two packs of in a and of paracetamol in a co op and they won't let you do it in the co op. sorry in any shop. however, the reason this is eating flesh is because they're injecting themselves with all sorts other chemicals. and injecting themselves with all sort know, her chemicals. and injecting themselves with all sort know, the chemicals. and injecting themselves with all sort know, the sight cals. and injecting themselves with all sort know, the sight of s. and injecting themselves with all sort know, the sight of where you know, the sight of where they themselves they inject themselves is basically itself away basically eating itself away because, know, they're because, you know, they're they're off they're they're off their rocker half the time you give it a couple of days and this stuff goes gangrenous and they to have an amputated. they need to have an amputated. it's story points out, it's as the story points out, the tip of iceberg. and it's the tip of the iceberg. and it's going be much like chris going to be much like chris said, it's going be much like going to be much like chris sais. it's going be much like going to be much like chris sais in's going be much like going to be much like chris sais in the )ing be much like going to be much like chris sais in the us, be much like going to be much like chris sais in the us, eh?e much like going to be much like chris sais in the us, eh? and jch like going to be much like chris sais in the us, eh? and if1 like it is in the us, eh? and if we're not careful, we end up with another on our hands. >> geez, cheery stuff. we've got the guardian now with an idea for vegan food sounds like

for vegan food that sounds like it by jeffrey it was inspired by jeffrey dahmer. yes , yes. dahmer. paul yes, yes. >> it has stopped making me laugh . new plant based pork ribs laugh. new plant based pork ribs to feature vegan bones. to feature edible vegan bones. now why do why do vegans assume that our favourite part of a pork chop is the bone? this is. this is. this is the equivalent of putting lipstick on a man and saying he's a woman. it's not the same thing. you know, we don't want the bones they need. okay they're saying, you know, we want simulate well, we want to simulate well, they're desperate because nobody's buying vegan burgers anymore. >> so it's a new we don't need synthetic. >> we're talking about it. >> we're talking about it. >> well, what i loved about this was the they didn't intend the bones edible. they bones to be edible. they intended be compostable. intended them to be compostable. yeah and eat them and yeah and then they eat them and they're like , i haven't died. they're like, i haven't died. this bonus edible, this, this bone that's intended to be compostable just seems like other vegan food. so it's probably maybe the same stuff as margarine. >> are they getting >> and where are they getting their from? flintstone their ideas from? the flintstone bones. none this bones. there's none of this makes if you're vegan. makes any sense if you're vegan. just eat whatever you do. wasp hair and grass.

>> yeah, well , wasp here isn't >> yeah, well, wasp here isn't vegan, but moving on. moving on. we've got something that definitely isn't vegan. we've got reporting on a got the star reporting on a remote with a of remote tribe with a way of deaung remote tribe with a way of dealing with outcasts that's even twitter. even nastier than twitter. >> is. cannibal tribe >> absolutely is. cannibal tribe eats thieves as punishment devouring everything apart from penises . so this is some people penises. so this is some people start with it is that's really i mean, it's strong stuff, isn't it? we've got kids rioting on oxford street and we're certainly not going to do this with them. so so this is about an isolated tribe. the coral people, they didn't have any contact with the rest of the world until the 1970s. >> they didn't know about vegan pork ribs. >> well , no, they pork ribs. >> well, no, they didn't. but they've got different they've got different principles, different values. to us, it's a different values. to us, it's a different culture. and this chap, drew pinsky , went and chap, drew pinsky, went and studied them for a long time. he says that they offered him some human meat it was a kind of human meat and it was a kind of well, you friends with us or well, are you friends with us or aren't he ate it so aren't you? yeah, he ate it so that could carry on his

that he could carry on his research. i mean, that'sjust that he could carry on his research. i mean, that's just a prank. >> they all laughed at him. >> they all laughed at him. >> we just have to work with lewis or not. but so, i mean. well it's a value, isn't it? in their culture, they don't let under 13 have it because they believe that that the flesh will pass on bad things. believe that that the flesh will pass on bad things . yeah, bad pass on bad things. yeah, bad values. and they also they seem to accuse people of being possessed by witches or demons. >> and then they eat them as well , which i >> and then they eat them as well, which i mean, it sounds like from from the way that they talk about it, it's like anybody can just point at somebody they don't you ever don't like. have you ever falling with someone? it's falling out with someone? it's like being in east germany under the can that the stasi. you can just say that person's a demon and then everything gets the barbecue out. >> yeah, yeah. 5 out. >> yeah, yeah. a great point. >> i don't know what the justice system where they arrive at. system is, where they arrive at. >> not westernised, are >> they're not westernised, are they? we need to go they? so i think we need to go in and westernised. in there and westernised. >> the times now and >> okay. well the times now and there's a scandal over people showing their beavers on tv pole beaver that beaver beaver puppets, that is beaver puppets that were used to promote a scotch whisky do not have strong appeal to children

have a strong appeal to children because they are too realistic and got and grotesque. i've got a picture . there's one of picture of them. there's one of them as one of them. look at it. they're disgusting. them as one of them. look at it. the lookiisgusting. them as one of them. look at it. the look atgusting. them as one of them. look at it. the look at it. ting. them as one of them. look at it. the look at it. look them as one of them. look at it. thelook at it. look him. >> look at it. look at him. >> look at it. look at him. >> the picture hasn't changed. i think that's. >> you know what, though? do you know what? >> you know what, though? do you kno it's/hat? >> you know what, though? do you knoit's cute. >> it's cute. >> it's cute. >> well, this is the thing that excuse was that there are excuse was, was that there are two realistic and they're certainly they don't certainly not they don't look like they're not like they'd appeal. they're not like they'd appeal. they're not like they're not like teletubbies. they're not designed do know designed to also do you know what appeal children? what doesn't appeal to children? >> whisky . there's only what doesn't appeal to children? >> whisky. there's only one. you are only mistake your apple juice for your old man's single malt once and at no point it takes 50 years before you can enjoy whisky and then you only enjoy whisky and then you only enjoy it to impress your mates at the golf club. >> yeah, nobody really enjoys it. it tastes. tastes like. >> i don't like it. i'm not a real man. yeah. yeah i do. >> i do actually like it. anyway, we've got the meal now. and it's not just graham linehan who's trouble for making who's in trouble for making jokes. adam amusement jokes. chris. adam amusement park fury misogyny. >> tweet showing pile of >> tweet showing a pile of washing calling it the washing up, calling it the unseen effects the unseen side effects of the women's world cup .

women's world cup. >> it's funny . >> it's funny. >> it's funny. >> this is funny. it's silly. but people have been very outraged about it. it says miller. that's the guy who did it, who has an emmy, tweeted , it, who has an emmy, tweeted, good luck, girls alongside an image . and what i've just told image. and what i've just told you, there's the image there. >> so, yeah, you can see the that's the unseen side effects for the women's world cup. >> people on twitter have been absolutely outraged. the guy who said bit distasteful may sadiq khan phrase, there bit distasteful, mate. they're an amazing bunch of women who may bnng amazing bunch of women who may bring it home. i think the phrase there is hope she sees this bro. yeah china we've got 30s so moving quickly fit this one in final we've got the mirror and bathtubs on other planets. >> must be the size of swimming pools of the stories right, paul? >> yeah. this is about richard dawkins saying that this is the man, by the way, who denies that god does exist, but believes that on other planets there are elephant sized spiders and most probable he's basically saying

that the idea of terrestrial life very, very highly life is very, very highly probable . and because the way probable. and because of the way they gravid relationally built. >> yeah. if it's a low gravity planet, then they could grow to huge and you're going to huge sizes and you're going to need a massive jar to scoop them up with and put them out the window. and i guess the wind is going to be catching us. >> they are? yeah. must be >> they are? yeah. we must be crawling their bedroom. >> they are? yeah. we must be craiisn't their bedroom. >> they are? yeah. we must be craiisn't that their bedroom. >> they are? yeah. we must be craiisn't that the worst'oom. >> they are? yeah. we must be crai isn't that the worst way. >> they are? yeah. we must be crai isn't that the worst way to >> isn't that the worst way to die? caught by a massive die? being caught by a massive spider? that mean, spider? and not that i mean, i don't think it's ever happened, but hasn't it hasn't happened. >> but i'm sure it would be nasty the shower nasty anyway, the shower is nearly let's take nearly over, so let's take another quick look at friday's front daily mail front pages. the daily mail leads top leads with museum sacks top expert missing expert over its missing treasures. yes, treasures. the express has yes, britain can afford tax cuts. the guardian leads with thousands missed grades. guardian leads with thousands missed grades . as a—level missed top grades. as a—level results plummet, the news has a generation of young people in poor left behind . the poor areas left behind. the mirror has our greatest. that's michael parkinson and the daily star also has the king. and those were your front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox

and whetton. be thank you to my guest, paul cox and tomorrow etton. be thank you to my guest, paul cox and tomorrow wilhi. be thank you to my guest, paul cox and tomorrow with cressida back tomorrow with cressida again. also louis schaefer again. and also louis schaefer is going return to the show. is to going return to the show. and if you're watching at 5 pm, stay a breakfast. have stay tuned for a breakfast. have a night . a great night. >> the temperatures rising , boxt >> the temperatures rising, boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> hi there. it's aidan mcgivern here from the met office with the gb news forecast. we'll nofice the gb news forecast. we'll notice the increased humidity dunng notice the increased humidity during the nights next few nights. windy and cloudy conditions starting to appear as well. and an increased risk of showers and thunderstorms as the weekend approaches. high pressure moving away, lower pressure moving away, lower pressure approaching isobars tightening. the wind picks up overnight . that window is overnight. that window is bringing high humidities across the uk , an increase in the cloud the uk, an increase in the cloud as well. some showers affecting eastern of britain, but eastern parts of britain, but heavier downpours arriving by the end of the night across northern ireland, into northern ireland, wales into central england. central and southern england. and night for and it's a muggy night for sleeping 1718 celsius in the south, 13 to 15 celsius in the

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cash across the country after news is don't kill cash campaign attracted over 300,000 signatures and tributes have poured in after former talk show host and journalist sir michael parkinson died at the age of 88. >> we will look back at his life as a national treasure . as a national treasure. >> and would you pay for a jab to rewire your brain and reduce addiction to alcohol? to rewire your brain and reduce addiction to alcohol ? scientists addiction to alcohol? scientists say the early stage tests on monkeys have proved incredibly effective . effective. >> and the weekend is on the way. so how will the weather look this time? well, here is aidan mcgivern from the met office . office. >> the humidity is rising. low pressure is edging some pressure is edging closer. some very lively weather expected later today. i'll have more in