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gb news. >> good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez in the newsroom. the national air traffic services has apologised after a technical issue yesterday led to cancellations and delays. investigations are ongoing into uk flight disruption that has left thousands of passengers stranded. analysis of flight data shows at least 281 flights have been cancelled today at the uk's sixth busiest airport, with gatwick and heathrow worst hit . gatwick and heathrow worst hit. nats chief executive says the problem had been identified and that flight data it received saw primary and backup systems suspending automatic processing . passengers have been warned to expect knock on disruption in the coming days. expect knock on disruption in the coming days . a police the coming days. a police officer who was hit by a train last week has died. 46 year old sergeant graham saville was trying to save a distressed man on the railway tracks in balderton . flags across the balderton. flags across the nottinghamshire police force will now be flown at half mast
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as a mark of respect. the prime minister has said it's a testament to his bravery that he died in the line of duty and a terrible reminder of the work the police do every day to keep us safe . in other news, the us safe. in other news, the mayor of london says he's sorry for anyone who's suffering adverse consequences because of his policies. speaking to gb news, sadiq khan said the expanded ulez policy is essential to protect the health of people living in the capital. >> dawn neesom i'm always sorry for anybody who's suffering adverse consequences because of our policies, but at the same time, i've got to be honest with people and say, i've been meeting bereaved mums whose lost their children because of air pollution. i've been meeting a paediatrician works paediatrician today who works with mums who are pregnant, suffering the consequences because air pollution and because of air pollution and babies born suffering babies who are born suffering the consequences. i've today the consequences. i've met today a who runs an asthma a doctor who runs an asthma clinic , but also i visited great clinic, but also i visited great ormond street, the inpatient ward at the children's evelina hosphal ward at the children's evelina hospital. i met scientists,
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health practitioners and others. that's why i'm angry that the government is letting down london and the south east. >> prime minister rishi sunak says the mayor's decision is in poor taste. people and families are struggling with the cost of living. >> that's obvious to everyone. one. and at that time the labour party, the labour mayor sadiq khan keir starmer, are introducing the ulez charge which is going to hit working families. i don't think that's the priority i don't the right priority. i don't think that's the right thing to do they had not done do and i wish they had not done it and finally, gb news can reveal at least 20,000 people have crossed the english channel so far this year. >> official home office figures show that up until yesterday, 19,800 migrants had arrived in small boats. however, sources reveal up to 300 migrants being brought into dover harbour on border force vessels . today border force vessels. today bnngs border force vessels. today brings that total past 20,000. it's understood they crossed the channelin it's understood they crossed the channel in at least six dinghies. that comes as the government insists it stopped the boats. policy is working .
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the boats. policy is working. you're with gb news across the uk on tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news now it's time for headliners . now it's time for headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm simon evans joining me tonight. we have two top comedians, louis shaffer and steve n allen . good evening, steve n allen. good evening, gentlemen. good evening. >> welcome back. >> welcome back. >> thank you very much for keeping your surface clutter to a minimum so far. >> i didn't. >> i didn't. >> i'm going to bring this out in the third in the third quarter, we would appreciate it if you you did keep it. if you if you did keep it. >> and for that, we'll need that. >> i'm doing it for you because i know at 1145, people's patience is beginning to get threadbare. that's exactly the little pep they need. so let's take a look at the front pages. the daily mail, kick us off. not a penny compensate chaos
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a to penny compensate air chaos victims and time to get khan out. say the ulez rebels, metro £80 million bill for air. it fiasco guardian britain must take china's human rights abuses seriously say mps. the express the prime minister. our brexit freedoms will ditch eu rule to build homes. the i news uk airlines accused of abandoning passengers and finally the daily star terrible news boffins say beer goggles don't work . so beer goggles don't work. so those were your front pages as . those were your front pages as. so we will kick off with the daily mail. louis well, this is bad news for people who actually have a life is not a penny to compensate victims. and it basically basically early there was a glitch in the system a couple of days ago and there's a
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knock on effect. and 281 flights were cancelled yesterday. and that's a lot of flights. and every time you have one flight cancelled, that's another flight that gets cancelled. that's another flight that gets cancelled. and people and they're going to pay they're not going to pay anything. the is, the anything. but the thing is, the french blunder , i'm not quite french blunder, i'm not quite clear what the blunder is . the clear what the blunder is. the blunder a very word , blunder is a very thick word, isn't something like isn't it, for something like this, it being it related. this, with it being it related. >> my money was on windows update. because come update. yeah, because they come when them and when you don't want them and you've get something when you don't want them and you'\in get something when you don't want them and you'\in next get something when you don't want them and you'\in next five t something when you don't want them and you'\in next five minutesiing sent in the next five minutes and starts refreshing and then it starts refreshing and then it starts refreshing andifs and then it starts refreshing and it's for way longer and it's on 0% for way longer than mathematically should. than it mathematically should. >> we all expected >> this was what we all expected with wasn't and with y2k, wasn't it.7 yeah, and it just a few years later. >> and the reason you can't get any compensation, though, is because caused so because it's called caused by so called extraordinary circumstances. >> that like act of god.7 is >> is that like act of god.7 is it a new version? >> if there's one thing you probably should take out insurance against if you're an airline, extraordinary airline, would be extraordinary circumstances. airline, would be extraordinary circunyou'rees. airline, would be extraordinary circunyou're probably good at. ones. you're probably good at. >> i suppose they always give you the option. probably to pay an get an extra couple of quid and get your journey insured. an extra couple of quid and get yourjourney insured. possibly. i know. get that on
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i don't know. you get that on rail. rail journey from rail. my rail journey back from midland was delayed by about 45 minutes and i was compensated by about 50% on the way back, which if i could have scaled that up, that could do that for a living. i had more than that 45 minutes. and i generally do . so i don't and i generally do. so i don't know. but i feel like it. maybe people should insure their own. i know. you can probably i don't know. you can probably do you insure do that, right? you can insure your flights. well, you could. >> think they do. and i think >> i think they do. and i think i think. >> but there's also the insurance. they have insurance. the they rules and the thing they have rules and regulations you miss the thing they have rules and reglflight,; you miss the thing they have rules and reglflight,; they you miss the thing they have rules and reglflight,; they should1iss the flight, then they should put you a and should you in a hotel and they should make i think i think make the thing i think i think i blame the chinese because we're always the chinese. always blaming the chinese. moving the guardian , moving on to the guardian, steve, what have we got there? >> typekit blame the >> chinese typekit blame the chinese. britain must take china's human rights abuses seriously, mps and they're seriously, says mps and they're right. and some of the way that china's been acting is a threat to security . and they're right. to security. and they're right. and things you read and all of the things you read in this they're will in this, they're right. will anything now? all anything happen now? this is all words and no actual being brave enough to stand up china.
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enough to stand up to china. >> what that involve like >> what would that involve like limiting imports? probably >> i don't think we'd win that fight. i mean, lot of their stuff. >> i do that in the space of half an hour, badmouthed the chinese on whatsapp and then go to buy something. to amazon and buy something. i don't in i don't need this made in china. i mean, just if they just mean, if they just if they just put significant badge put a significant badge on everything, forced you everything, if they forced you to say a bit like when you count calories, the traffic calories, you know, the traffic light system, you know, yeah. this purchase will support a regime with which you have expressed a picture of a spy balloon on the side of whatever you're buying. >> just across the world. >> just across across the world. >> just across across the world. >> happening. we're >> this is happening. we're going be discussing things >> this is happening. we're goin happen discussing things >> this is happening. we're goin happen incussing things >> this is happening. we're goin happen in ugandathings >> this is happening. we're goin happen in ugandathingin that happen in uganda and in saudi arabia. it's happening. we can't control the can't we can't control the world. and what if they what if they after us? simon yes. they come after us? simon yes. and they just start saying, oh, what doing tavis. what you're doing the tavis. tavis against the tavis centre is goes against the thing. what if they tells us the way treating migrants? way we're treating migrants? i think quite like what do think they quite like what we do in the tavistock centre, right? think they quite like what we do in the usedstock centre, right? think they quite like what we do in the used it»ck centre, right? think they quite like what we do in the used it as centre, right? think they quite like what we do in theused it as an1tre, right? think they quite like what we do in theused it as an example.? i just used it as an example. no, know, but i said, you no, i know, but i said, you know, sterilising our children is things that is one of those things that probably right into, into
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probably plays right into, into china's imagine china's agenda. i would imagine they winnie they don't like us having winnie they don't like us having winnie the films. they don't like us having winnie the no, films. they don't like us having winnie the no, that'ss. they don't like us having winnie the no, that's true. >> no, that's true. >> no, that's true. >> that is something they >> that is something that they think that's what think that is that's like a what do call a whistle do you call it, a dog whistle about leader. right yeah. yeah. >> because apparently he looks like winnie pooh also like winnie the pooh and also doesn't anything the doesn't wear anything on the lower half. >> and you saudi >> and then, you know, saudi didn't pooh didn't like winnie the pooh ehhen didn't like winnie the pooh either. was either. no, no, that was muhammad it? muhammad the bear, wasn't it? a few ago remember that few years ago to remember that got confused. muhammad got confused. md muhammad the pooh. what pooh. i can't remember what it was. take a look at was. anyway let's take a look at the front page of the express. lewis which prime lewis pm, which means prime minister , are our people out minister, are our people out there may not know our brexit freedoms will ditch eu rule to build homes . and i know everyone build homes. and i know everyone goes, oh, we got to build homes like it'll like. it would help the housing crisis won't help . the housing crisis won't help. it won't help. it'll just keep on destroying the country. the only people who benefit from building are sunak building houses are rishi sunak a class of people. so you don't think there's a housing shortage? do think that's a shortage? do you think that's a sort of misplaced housing shortage letting shortage when you're letting a million in every year million people in every year and say housing shortage?
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say there's a housing shortage? first do the easy things. first you do the easy things. you don't let a million people first you do the easy things. you the �*t let a million people first you do the easy things. you the country.1illion people first you do the easy things. you the country.1illigunboatse first you do the easy things. you the country.1illigunboats in first you do the easy things. you channel1try.1illigunboats in first you do the easy things. you channel and1illigunboats in first you do the easy things. you channel and then anoats in first you do the easy things. you channel and then ano start] the channel and then you start thinking housing crisis. the channel and then you start thin know housing crisis. the channel and then you start thin know what? ousing crisis. the channel and then you start thin know what? maybe crisis. a you know what? maybe if maybe a wall right in the wall build a wall right in the middle the channel but yeah, middle of the channel but yeah, i mean, actually would i mean, actually it would actually it's actually the people who it's everything this country is everything about this country is about getting them the best thing i'm going to say this the best thing about this country is the . and when i came the green belt. and when i came to country, came from new the green belt. and when i came to and�*untry, came from new the green belt. and when i came to and we ry, came from new the green belt. and when i came to and we have:ame from new the green belt. and when i came to and we have tore from new the green belt. and when i came to and we have to driven new the green belt. and when i came to and we have to drive hours' york and we have to drive hours to of town, hours to see to get out of town, hours to see a little of green because a little bit of green because they've been urban sprawl. they've just been urban sprawl. and have to be around and it doesn't have to be around london, building, and it doesn't have to be around londora building, and it doesn't have to be around londora lot building, and it doesn't have to be around londora lot of building, and it doesn't have to be around londora lot of it's building, and it doesn't have to be around londora lot of it's inbuilding, and it doesn't have to be around londora lot of it's in norfolk, mean, a lot of it's in norfolk, for instance, they could fill up. think they should draw a up. i think they should draw a triangle. i seriously do. about cambridge,on way is depending on which way that is being and then being looked at and, and then fill with make silicone fen fill that with make silicone fen like a massive expansion of. and do you think that'll help. yeah. do you think you know what they did that back in the 1950s when they built new towns and did it help at all. it doesn't help the single. well, it doesn't. it doesn't the problem. i mean, doesn't end the problem. i mean, that's has ever ended doesn't end the problem. i mean, thatproblem. has ever ended doesn't end the problem. i mean,
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thatproblem. it's s ever ended doesn't end the problem. i mean, thatproblem. it's an ver ended doesn't end the problem. i mean, thatproblem. it's an ongoingd the problem. it's an ongoing situation because we don't need to have growth. i am i am dubious, though, that this is, you know, up brussels you know, tearing up brussels red tape triggered by brexit. this the express is the only paper now, isn't it, that continues to try and you have any sort of. >> well, there's a couple of things in this. even on the front page, it says that we will now be able to have developments near waterways. and just a quick check water is check on how our water is doing. yeah, full turds. yeah. yeah, it's full of turds. yeah. so you want so maybe you don't want a flooding. >> excuse me, steve. and flooding. they oh, flooding. and then they say, oh, my it's climate change. my god, it's climate change. it's those buildings it's like those buildings that they there. remember it's like those buildings that they they there. remember it's like those buildings that they they tithe remember it's like those buildings that they they tithe rem
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thatis also a lie. that is. that is. that is where we should look at east anglia. we should reclaim it. reclaim of all, it. reclaim it. first of all, not one bit of holland is reclaimed . it was claimed reclaimed. it was claimed reclaimed. it was claimed reclaimed from the sea. it wasn't like it was land. and then suddenly they got to remake it. it's a rather pedantic semantic point, but the point stands that they they made land where previously there was no. i mean, we've done that in the docklands, we could do a docklands, but we could do a good more of it. i think good deal more of it. i think every time a hotel falls off. scarborough couple scarborough we need a couple of thousand new acres. you know, in the it's only fair. simon i'm so >> it's only fair. simon i'm so against it. >> completely. i am so against it. because it. i think it's so evil because it's those things that it's one of those things that say good , but at the say we're doing good, but at the same time, it's too easy to say we need growth. we don't need growth. >> like saying, you know, >> that's like saying, you know, things olden things were better in the olden days let's all days and let's and let's all remember sweets we can keep remember the sweets we can keep the lunacy for final third boffins. >> daily star sorry, some >> steve daily star sorry, some more lunacy it's the more lunacy because it's the daily star. >> looked dailystar. >> they've looked into it in beer this beer goggles don't work. so this is don't know when is in case you don't know when you enjoy alcohol. the theory was it made you find ugly people more attractive. yeah. whereas
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it turns out drinking alcohol, just simply your just simply lowers your own standards. are fine . standards. your eyes are fine. it's the parts of you that it's the other parts of you that think, why not? it's the other parts of you that thirbut/hy not? it's the other parts of you that thirbut that ot? it's the other parts of you that thirbut that suggests that the >> but that suggests that the goggles working goggles were working on the eyes, goggles. mean, just eyes, the goggles. i mean, just the they are beer the fact that they are beer goggles mean goggles doesn't necessarily mean that are the ones that that your eyes are the ones that the part that's being does do that your eyes are the ones that the thinkhat's being does do that your eyes are the ones that the think so?; being does do you think so? >> i think i took that from the name , beer goggles. it's name, the beer goggles. it's just a mechanism that makes you find more find other people more attractive because you're looking of glass. >> but but it doesn't matter which part the you know, how which part of the you know, how far the optical nerve goes far deep the optical nerve goes straight far deep the optical nerve goes stré but if then give far deep the optical nerve goes strébut if then give drunken >> but if you then give drunken people these pictures people all these pictures and say, know, them say, you know, order them in ugliness, they can spot. >> oh, they still they still are able. basically, able. yes. okay. so basically, you've lowered your you've just lowered your standards. yes, of course. >> i always evening >> so i always start the evening with saves time . with low standards. saves time. >> quite an >> i think it's quite an interesting correlation between drinking risk taking as drinking and risk taking as well, isn't there? i suppose, because people risky things because people do risky things when they're drunk, right? they they , they do things that are they, they do things that are bad, like even just like eating a kebab from a from a van or whatever. well, there's a
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scientific reason for that is because because alcohol, which is fermented sugar releases uric acid and uric acid is it tells the body, hey, wintertime is coming, you better do something risky to make sure we got enough food stored. okay, so there's a collect underpants brackets , collect underpants brackets, world domination kind to leave there. no uric acid. it's kind of amazing. you could look up. look up dr. richard johnson out of the university of colorado. >> it's made up name, isn't >> it's a made up name, isn't it? everyone coming it? if everyone was coming up with name, richard with a made up name, richard johnson johnson. >> how about they call him johnson johnson. >> they! about they call him johnson johnson. >> they do out they call him johnson johnson. >> they do callthey call him johnson johnson. >> they do call him call him johnson johnson. >> they do call him rick.1im rick? they do call him rick. rick, . but that's it for rick, rick. but that's it for part one. believe me. join us in part one. believe me. join us in part two for nuclear weapons. multiple carnival stabbings and alcohol related deaths in scotland, all given our trademark comedy spin, i assure you.see trademark comedy spin, i assure you. see you in a couple of minutes. did
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radio. >> and welcome back to headliners with me, simon evans,
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lewis schaefer and steve n allen. so lewis, the guardian has uncovered plans to revive suffolk's streets role in the next world war. it seems . well, next world war. it seems. well, this is where you want to put the housing, yes. simon airbase air base project could pave way for us to host nuclear weapons. are you thinking, okay, they're definitely going to host nuclear weapons? no, has nothing to weapons? no, it has nothing to do with nuclear weapons. maybe but is that but what's happening is, is that is that because the united states is spending £50 million to build 144 bed dormitory at raf , that that's going to give raf, that that's going to give americans 100 and whatever, 144 people. it's the it's the use of a term which apparently is has been used in previous documents is always a bit of a sign. it's called potential surety mission. and the suggestion is that these people will be in there to supervise the nuclear weapons when they arrive, when they arrive. so maybe i mean, i don't know. is that a way is it a kind of like an architectural dog
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whistle? i don't know. it's a it's one of those things it's one of those camp things which i call could maybe which i call it could maybe possibly. it is the possibly. i mean, it is the guardian and they're against nuclear weapons. i was interested see the cnd you've interested to see the cnd you've got involved. steve i hadn't heard that name a while. heard that name for a while. >> they, they probably >> yeah, they, they probably they've ready >> yeah, they, they probably the anything ready >> yeah, they, they probably the anything like ready >> yeah, they, they probably the anything like this. ready >> yeah, they, they probably the anything like this. sure ready >> yeah, they, they probably the anything like this. sure itady for anything like this. sure it we're back on the game. >> greenham common. >> greenham common. >> why not just them >> yeah. why not just put them on you don't need to on a boat. you don't need to build have bibby build things have a have a bibby stockholm. it's still stockholm. i think it's still not we could have not being used. we could have just but the just sailed it around. but the rule general, we never rule is in general, we never know where nuclear weapons are stored. makes good sense stored. that makes good sense because want because what you don't want is people turning up there, blowing them so we're them up and things. so we're never really going to find out whether just a hint that whether this is just a hint that it's happening. we them it's happening. we had them before apparently these b61 bombs then they were bombs does, but then they were decommissioned. were they decommissioned. they were they werethen upgraded them. and then they upgraded them. yeah. so anyone a yeah. and so anyone who's a little know, friends of little bit, you know, friends of the that's recycling and the earth, that's recycling and reusing the earth, that's recycling and reu absolutely. the fact >> absolutely. i like the fact that call them in this that they call them in this article. 161 gravity bombs. this is what you call bombs. now they're gravity bombs. gravity bombs distinguish them from a
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missile. but still, nobody ever calls any kind of bomb. i mean, that's a bomb, isn't it? it's just tautologous. no, just tautologous. yeah. no, it's not tautology. it's not a tautology. it's a redundancy. it's a redundant it's an extra it's an extra word . gravity. bob. well, i suppose you can have a bomb that doesn't drop. no, missile . that drop. no, that's a missile. that is true. >> not one that flies either. is true. >> iyou>ne that flies either. is true. >> iyou>ne tthe flies either. is true. >> iyou>ne tthe old; either. is true. >> iyou>ne tthe old days,r. is true. >> iyou>ne tthe old days, you just you like the old days, you put in a bin and make a phone call. >> oh, you mean like like goldfinger? anyway goldfinger? whatever. anyway i've got to i like idea i've got to say, i like the idea of nuclear, of americans having nuclear capability in suffolk. it's a nostalgic it's got a bit of a nostalgic ring. mean, were was ring. i mean, they were that was a big lot of airfields there in the second world right? the second world war. right? that's jim jemmy stewart. and people to fly in people like that used to fly in the flying fortresses and the big jackets more big chunky jackets get more stockings. >> chocolate rock and roll and spinal tap and all that kind of. your got chocolate bars? your mother got chocolate bars? yeah think were yeah exactly. i think those were the days. hindsight, the good old days. in hindsight, steve, peaceful news now, steve, mostly peaceful news now, in the times, as the police focus unhelpfully on the stabbings than stabbings rather than the vibrancy at notting hill carnival, it's one way to look at it. >> the notting hill carnival stabbings heist in years, stabbings at notting hill
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stabbings at the notting hill carnival the highest carnival reached the highest level seven years as level in seven years as violence, sexual offences and assault police. i think we assault on police. i think we need a bit of context, though. let's bad, isn't it? let's say that's bad, isn't it? it's happen. it's bad when bad things happen. that thing . but we also that is a bad thing. but we also need of 2 million need the context of 2 million people turned up to this. that's ten glastonbury. >> though really? >> did they though really? well, they don't believe it. that's they i don't believe it. that's a of london notting a quarter of london in notting hill. it just doesn't make any sense me that 2.5 million sense to me that 2.5 million people use the tube day in london. >> yeah, but that's the whole of london. >> but yeah, only in thin tubes across >> but yeah, only in thin tubes acrosjust they throw this number >> i just they throw this number around. >> i mean, i would love to know if i came through >> i mean, i would love to know if paddingtoni came through >> i mean, i would love to know if paddington station, hrough >> i mean, i would love to know if paddington station, which| >> i mean, i would love to know if paddington station, which is to paddington station, which is not yesterday to get not far away. yesterday to get here at about 6:00 in the evening. obviously evening. there was obviously a little extra , you know, little bit of extra, you know, notting traffic. you could notting hill traffic. you could tell kind of people, but it tell the kind of people, but it didn't to me like it was on didn't feel to me like it was on the edge million member. didn't feel to me like it was on the idge million member. didn't feel to me like it was on the i mean, million member. didn't feel to me like it was on the i mean, i million member. didn't feel to me like it was on the i mean, ijustillion member. didn't feel to me like it was on the i mean, ijust don't member. didn't feel to me like it was on the i mean, i just don't getnber. didn't feel to me like it was on the i mean, i just don't get it.er. you i mean, i just don't get it. i mean, my gut tells me they're lying. i think they're lying. yeah, they're yeah, you're saying they're lying? they're lying? i'm saying they're lying. and because they throw and because they try and throw this stuff around, there are some you some people go, oh, it's, you know, per capita, it's the same number of stabbings as you would
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expect the expect in liverpool over the course days or course of a couple of days or whatever has that has the whatever it has that has the same population. and has the same population. and it has the same population. and it has the same number. like not same number. i'm like just not being serious. if you walk through notting hill during carnival, seriously carnival, are you seriously trying you don't? trying to tell me you don't? have done it? yes of have you ever done it? yes of course. are you seriously trying to tell me you feel to tell me you don't feel serious? feel any serious? that you don't feel any more than do more threatened than you do walking on walking through liverpool on average, of course, it is vastly more dangerous. there are people waving machetes around caught on camera. >> liverpool or on the on in in notting hill. >> and it's just i don't know how we're in this ridiculous denial that it's obviously an extraordinarily crime intense activity even without the numbers. >> you could look at the fact that clearly there's tension as well. is very much well. this is very much the carnival . there tension carnival. when there is tension with the police presence. yeah, but how fix because but how do you fix this? because it's fix it it's not like you can fix it through outreach through community outreach because that because suella would shut that down. i don't know what steps could taken to make this not could be taken to make this not a area of friction. and i think maybe that might be something that you feel maybe it's just maybe that might be something that simonzl maybe it's just maybe that might be something that simon when be it's just maybe that might be something that simon when be i1walk;t maybe that might be something that simon when be itwalk through you. simon when you walk through
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notting haven't notting hill carnival, i haven't been years, but been there for many years, but i used to go in the 1980s and 90s, it already pretty fraught it was already pretty fraught with it in >> you could sense it in the atmosphere even if it atmosphere there, but even if it was only one like glastonbury, even was only million even if it was only 1 million people, say it is people, and let's say it is dangerous, the people do dangerous, but the people do like it and the people who are complaining are the complaining are probably the rich like you who rich posh people like you who move into those houses. the people complaining police people complaining of the police who sexually who get stabbed and sexually assaulted they be the assaulted. they seem to be the ones are complaining. how assaulted. they seem to be the ones a are complaining. how assaulted. they seem to be the ones a policeman plaining. how assaulted. they seem to be the ones a policeman getning. how assaulted. they seem to be the ones a policeman get sexuallyv does a policeman get sexually assaulted ? right. assaulted? right. okay. >> think all police clip >> i don't think all police clip that one for the socials, booze news in telegraph now, lewis news in the telegraph now, lewis and scots have defied pricing policy to assert primacy. policy to assert their primacy. >> yeah . alcohol related >> yeah. in alcohol related deaths . well, it doesn't seem deaths. well, it doesn't seem like that many. 1276 people died last year of alcohol . most of last year of alcohol. most of them are men, but still a lot of them are men, but still a lot of them are men, but still a lot of them are women and which is 30 more one more than the year before. and scotland is saying, yeah, but if we didn't have this price strategy, we'd have a lot more, which reminded me very , more, which reminded me very, very similarly of what they said
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about covid. they said, you know, nobody's dying is but people would have died if we hadnt people would have died if we hadn't done what we supposed. it is quite interesting to me that it's gone up significantly, but it's gone up significantly, but it's only gone up women. the it's only gone up for women. the number dying exactly number of men dying is exactly the still more than the the same and still more than the women but women have women. but the women have have defied women. but the women have have defied the pricing, whereas the men it. i suppose. men have ignored it. i suppose. >> i added the price because >> but i added the price because i thought it was just this this >> but i added the price because i th basedit was just this this >> but i added the price because i th based issue just this this >> but i added the price because i th based issue of st this this >> but i added the price because i th based issue of historically sex based issue of historically through the 90s and onwards, women have been catching up with the men in terms of certain behaviours, including drinking. and you're going to have and i think you're going to have to couple of decades to wait a couple of decades until you. and until it kills you. and i thought maybe what we're thought maybe that's what we're seeing i hadn't thought thought maybe that's what we're seeingthe i hadn't thought thought maybe that's what we're seeingthe fact i hadn't thought thought maybe that's what we're seeingthe fact that adn't thought thought maybe that's what we're seeingthe fact that maybe rought thought maybe that's what we're seeingthe fact that maybe they |t about the fact that maybe they were just spending their husbands right. husbands probably, right. >> i mean, i suppose alcohol related deaths are, generally speaking, related deaths are, generally speakithan people getting rather than people getting drunk and killing themselves in accidents. it does seem that accidents. but it does seem that i mean, i don't know at what point they do expect this to have affected behaviours, but there's no there's been there's been no evidence so that it's had evidence so far that it's had any significant improvement. no. 31 were 31 studies that 31 there were 31 studies that said there was no either no
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improvement or , or they didn't, improvement or, or they didn't, they couldn't if was they couldn't tell if there was an improvement. i mean, i think it's to know quite what it's hard to know quite what would happen, i would would happen, but i would suspect edinburgh and suspect obviously edinburgh and glasgow , you know, glasgow are probably, you know, further, further south you can get across the border . you know, get across the border. you know, there is there's going to be access to i don't know exactly call it like duty free essentially . do you mean like essentially. do you mean like coming in? exactly into england where the same measures are not taking place or little workarounds ? i mean, alcoholics workarounds? i mean, alcoholics are notoriously cunning. you know , when it comes to getting know, when it comes to getting to their to their fix, as indeed are all drug addicts. and i have are all drug addicts. and i have a question , which is how can a question, which is how can they tell who died of alcohol, of alcohol related things? because if most of the population is drinking and it's such a large percentage of the population have fatty liver diseases or diabetes or cancer, these are diseases of they could have died of cancer. >> those are the ones that you
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wouldn't know. but when on the death certificate , the cause of death certificate, the cause of death certificate, the cause of death is cirrhosis liver. death is cirrhosis of the liver. and has said it's and the doctor has said it's because by drinking, because it's first time it's not the first time the doctor seen doctor would have seen these people. know if people. the gp would know if someone's a drinking someone's got a drinking problem. i think so you can. >> unless they changed the >> and unless they changed the criteria by they judge criteria by which they judge it, then you kind of go, well, whatever using whatever criteria they're using here, still using here, then they're still using the same criteria here it's the same criteria here and it's gone i think that's i gone up. so i think that's i mean, get what you mean. it's mean, i get what you mean. it's rarely abuse rarely rarely alcohol abuse is rarely an from a you know, an an isolation from a you know, an otherwise and otherwise excellent diet. and you know, good fitness regime anyway , way health news, anyway, way better health news, steve, the telegraph have cancer treatments getting quicker, less invasive. >> yeah , it's kind of good news, >> yeah, it's kind of good news, but let me be the first to poo poo it. okay so nhs cancer patients receive a jab instead of interview asian of an hour long interview asian it's 75% quicker, which already makes you think, oh, we're not talking about a jab. no, talking about a jab. next. no, it's a seven jab. great it's a seven minute jab. great that's quicker than something that could take around an hour. it under the rather it goes under the skin rather than directly into a vein. but this been around already. this drug's been around already. we drug none we know how the drug works. none of new other than the
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of this is new other than the delivery system . right. delivery system. right. but i don't to miserable, but don't want to be miserable, but i the problem this i don't think the problem this country has with cancer is caused minutes. caused by those 53 minutes. >> enough. caused by those 53 minutes. >> so enough. caused by those 53 minutes. >> so it's enough. caused by those 53 minutes. >> so it's not»ugh. to although >> so it's not going to although it be if they can see that, it may be if they can see that, it may be if they can see that, it depends they've it depends whether they've got a queue hospital. >> i suppose. don't know. >> i suppose. i don't know. >> i suppose. i don't know. >> but it doesn't seem >> but again, it doesn't seem like we would have heard that if this only bottleneck in this were the only bottleneck in our treatment. the our cancer treatment. in the story patient, we story of a cancer patient, we would it by how. >> now. >> there is a thing and i don't know this applies in know whether this applies in this case, but there is a thing whereby report whereby patients aukus report certain degrees of satisfaction whereby patients aukus report ce dissatisfactionf satisfaction whereby patients aukus report ce dissatisfaction with sfaction or dissatisfaction with procedures, ways or dissatisfaction with pr> what i mean is, i don't know whether it's word of mouth, but i there kind of i think there is a kind of tendency people just i think there is a kind of tende g0' people just i think there is a kind of tende go to people just i think there is a kind of tende go to the people just i think there is a kind of
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tende go to the doctors.e just i think there is a kind of tende go to the doctors because don't go to the doctors because they think it's going to be a miserable rather, miserable business. rather, you know, think you know, and i think maybe you think to get is think all i'm going to get is a little, you know, subcutaneous. you know, that's probably i can bear a lot of bear that. you know, a lot of people don't fancy. i've can i be poo poo. he was be the second to poo poo. he was the one poo it. i'm the first one to poo poo it. i'm going to be in major way. going to be put in a major way. first all, the median first of all, the median survival people who take survival rate of people who take this injection is 10.3 this this injection is 10.3 months. so you're going to months. yeah. so you're going to live. and if you don't take it and you do the chemotherapy , and you do the chemotherapy, it's nine months, 9.2. so basically you get an extra month of living , but you are being of living, but you are being tortured because you are taking either chemo therapy or this other kind of drug . other kind of drug. >> i suppose if you only got that many months left to live, there's 53 minutes. are they might there's 53 minutes. are they migand here's other thing . >> and here's the other thing. he's move on. sorry. he's got to move on. sorry. daily now, lewis and first daily mail now, lewis and first it was elvis. now it's yevgeny prigozhin . well, he might he prigozhin. well, he might he might have died of cancer in the play. and who knows what happened? minute flight is happened? 53 minute flight is this guy is a yevgeny prigozhin
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. he's alive and plotting his revenge on putin after body double was killed in a plane assassination plot. this is some russian analyst says this personally , i would not believe personally, i would not believe anything that nothing personal against the russians. they're lovely people. but you can't believe anything that an analyst would say. would say, a russian would say. but means you can't believe but that means you can't believe by standard, you can't but that means you can't believe by whatiard, you can't but that means you can't believe by whatiard, yiwasan't but that means you can't believe by whatiard, yiwas saying believe what putin was saying ehhen believe what putin was saying either. that anything would anything that anything would say. basically it's a they say. it's basically it's a they said it might have been a body double. and guy is still double. and the guy is still alive. this is like elvis is still alive . you know, hitler is still alive. you know, hitler is still alive. you know, hitler is still alive. you know, hitler is still alive . boris johnson is still alive. boris johnson is still alive. boris johnson is still alive. boris johnson is still alive. and we know these people are dead. >> even the russian in question actually says if you believe an official statement from russian authorities, what can i say ? authorities, what can i say? well, not a million miles well, it's not a million miles from a word of it. from not believing a word of it. the about the annoying thing about this is there not shred useful there is not a shred of useful information. oh, information. it's just, oh, i know shot down. why? know it wasn't shot down. why? no, i'm not saying anything at some point you to assume some point you have to assume either goes either because he never goes on flights supposed to flights that he's supposed to have he was tipped have gone on or he was tipped off one and sent
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body. >> that's conceivable. well, i suppose he was tipped that suppose he was tipped off that this be an this was going to be an assassination. why would assassination. and why would you, if you're his body double go you go on this flight, would you mind awfully. >> the thing that i learning >> the thing that i was learning about in about gettier problems in philosophy you are philosophy where even if you are a idiot, you can a massive idiot, you can sometimes . things right. so sometimes get. things right. so as much as i would love to pooh—pooh this, i'll probably be proved wrong because you'll have guessed it correctly somehow. >> i mean, happens >> i mean, this happens quite a lot. of a single lot. i can't think of a single example have example where they ever have turned to be still alive, turned out to be still alive, have a lot of people have they? a lot of people said they bin laden's they disposed of bin laden's remains suspicious remains with suspicious rapidity, him rapidity, but no sign of him since i talk about since when can i talk about cancer have to go now. cancer again? we have to go now. sorry for part sorry lewis. that's it for part two. us after the break for two. join us after the break for sexual harassment in the classroom, sexual intolerance in uganda in uganda and sexual signalling in world chess. see you in a couple of minutes. world chess. see you in a couple of rthat es. world chess. see you in a couple of rthat warm feeling inside from >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> good evening. my name is rachel ayers and welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast
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going to have their vehicles taken away from them. it shows how far labour's lost their roots . and welcome back to headliners. >> so steve, we'll kick off this section with the telegraph, a study suggesting that hundreds of former pupils did in fact stand too close , too close to stand too close, too close to him . him. >> yeah, let me let me do pooh—pooh part two. so here's the story. hundreds of former pupils accused teachers of
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sexual harassment, according to a . it's university of a study. it's the university of greenwich. study leads a lot greenwich. the study leads a lot to desired in the way it was to be desired in the way it was done. so they approached and contacted over age of contacted people over the age of 18 said, ever go 18 and said, anything ever go off you were at school? off when you were at school? and then then then people responded and then they things like 75% of they quote things like 75% of respondents well , who's respondents said, well, who's going respond and in going to respond and say, in fact, the big question. fact, this is the big question. who are 25% of people who are these 25% of people replying, mate, thank replying, going, no, mate, thank you inquiry. replying, going, no, mate, thank youi'm inquiry. replying, going, no, mate, thank youi'm pleased uiry. replying, going, no, mate, thank youi'm pleased to y. replying, going, no, mate, thank youi'm pleased to reassure you >> i'm pleased to reassure you that school years were that my school years were untroubled. >> pointless, isn't >> yeah, it's pointless, isn't it, using that side of it. it, that using that side of it. look, these stories are bad. they bad to i they go from bad to icky. i mean, of just mean, some of them are just a bit like, oh, than bit like, oh, rather than actual. mean, here's actual. i mean, here's one, a british woman aged between 18 and 24 recalled how a female deputy her school deputy head at her school used to measure the length of the pupils a pupils skirts and say that a certain had reached certain length had to be reached out the male out of respect for the male members i think the members of staff. i think the blokes in that school also deserve going round, deserve an apology going round, casting aspersions about what they're like. >> interesting . i >> yes, that's interesting. i mean, mean, he's obviously mean, i mean, he's obviously going be a spectrum from going to be a spectrum from things just seem a bit things that just seem a bit dated to us now. we're probably well—intentioned who obviously there some
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there is going to be some groping. know, have groping. you know, there have been offences groping. you know, there have been have offences groping. you know, there have been have been offences groping. you know, there have been have been overwhelmed by which have been overwhelmed by the the police. you the courts and the police. you know, since. savile know, for ever since. savile basically now. so i know, you know, these things happen, basically now. so i know, you knoit these things happen, basically now. so i know, you knoit does; things happen, basically now. so i know, you knoit does feel1gs happen, basically now. so i know, you knoit does feel is; happen, basically now. so i know, you knoit does feel is it happen, basically now. so i know, you knoit does feel is it partppen, basically now. so i know, you knoit does feel is it part ofen, but it does feel is it part of that whole category of things that whole category of things that we used to not bother about particularly? now then we particularly? and now then we dig and we do surveys dig into it and we do surveys and we endlessly hand—wring about is it making about it. and is it making anyone happier or even better behaved? it's behaved? you know what? it's just being a victim. were just about being a victim. were you victim? if had you a victim? if you had somebody you a victim and somebody were you a victim and there might be money in it? people start thinking, are you are did bad things are you a victim? did bad things happen ? this hate to say happen? this i'm i hate to say it, i'm with steve on this. this is the most ridiculous study i've ever seen. just what do they they put out facebook they they put it out on facebook and if you if you've and they said if you if you've been abused teacher, let been abused by your teacher, let let know if you haven't let let me know if you haven't let us know if you haven't been abused, does feel like it may us know if you haven't been ab|comedoes feel like it may us know if you haven't been ab|come outi feel like it may us know if you haven't been ab|come out of feel like it may us know if you haven't been ab|come out of fe studentt may us know if you haven't been ab|come out of fe student body be come out of a student body like a meeting with? like they had a meeting with? let's do a survey. let's see how we do a survey. how do you do a survey? what is the university greenwich? the university of greenwich? nothing yeah it's nothing personal. yeah it's an onune nothing personal. yeah it's an online isn't on wren? >> but it is right to say, let's not do these things. we don't
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want over this entirely want to brush over this entirely and always and go like, oh, it always happened. let's it happened. yeah, let's make it stop. does not help. >> stop it. let's move on. lewis ugandan news in the guardian, a somewhat confusing application of criminal of a controversial new criminal code. of a controversial new criminal code . well, this this is code. well, this is this is scary , too, which is ugandan man scary, too, which is ugandan man chai charged with aggravated homosexuality under new law. 20 year old guy could face the death penalty under anti—lgbtq plus legislation introduced this yearin plus legislation introduced this year in uganda . and it's a very year in uganda. and it's a very christian country. what it does, i don't know what that means because lots of countries are christian and they don't do this. they just they're anti 93v- this. they just they're anti gay. don't people to gay. they don't want people to be gay. and why not? oh, is this are we going to interfere in may? oh, i don't know that there's any indication we're going to interfere. but what i'm slightly puzzled about, i don't know if understood it any know if you understood it any better. steve, um, unlawful sexual male sexual intercourse with a male aduh sexual intercourse with a male adult aged 41. there are two adult aged 41. so there are two quite distinct possibilities here. one, they've rendered this sex illegal with their act ,
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here. one, they've rendered this sex illegal with their act, and now they're going to prosecute or they're talking about rape, unlawful sexual conduct because aggravated homosexuality does sound like there was some. but but i don't know whether they're trying to pin that on him in order to make it seem more palatable the international palatable to the international community it community or whether when it comes burglary, there's comes to burglary, there's burglary. >> w- >> and that's if you use a weapon, so i mean, it weapon, right. so i mean, it depends on your definition. i mean, i'm not saying should mean, i'm not saying it should be be the death be there should be the death penalty for rape, but it's penalty even for rape, but it's a considerably you know, a considerably more, you know, within range internationally than penalty than than the death penalty simply for the act of gay sex. yeah. although read yeah. although when you read this maybe is the this thing and maybe this is the guardian on it, but it does guardian spin on it, but it does look this a country look like this is a country outlawing the act and maybe this is detail, but is a case of extra detail, but they still be outlawing they would still be outlawing this act regardless of the aggravation. impression is, aggravation. my impression is, is there was an act and i think as opposed to maybe somebody expressing that they are a homosexual, which is probably also illegal, this is they've actually had sex. >> it's like the first and the second iteration of the phillip
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schofield scandal, i suppose, isn't it right at the end of the story earlier this month, following a tip off, police arrested people, including arrested four people, including two in a massage parlour two women, in a massage parlour for allegedly engaging in same sex activity . sex activity. >> so that seems far more i'm with queen victoria on that one. >> i have to say that one doesn't happen. ugandan president yoweri museveni has accused the world bank of trying to coerce the government to drop the controversial legislation . the controversial legislation. an interesting side to an that's an interesting side to it as well. i suppose the daily star now, steve and the only chess story that they've shown any interest in this century appears to have played itself out at last. >> yeah, is the chess star >> yeah, this is the chess star has ended the $100 million lawsuit after claims that he cheated by using what they now call vibrating ai beads. i remember when this story first broke and it was just vibrating beads. yeah. and now it's i apparently it doesn't need to be because the spectrum in the 80s could play chess. so i don't know why we need i suppose the ai is off site, isn't it? >> the ai is studying the game
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and then transmitting a message to beads. the beads aren't to the beads. the beads aren't doing aren't doing it all beads aren't in situ. doing it all beads aren't in sitlwe hope not. because imagine >> we hope not. because imagine gaining intelligence and realising bluetooth realising where your bluetooth beads aren't old fashioned. so but is because he but then this is because he managed world managed to beat the world champion carlsen carlsen. champion magnus carlsen carlsen. so the question is, was magnus a sore loser or was hans sore in other ways? yeah. and i would be more impressed if this were true, because imagine trying to keep straight yes. while keep a straight face. yes. while you're going to you're going. i'm just going to move the knight. no, not move the knight. no, i'm not going move there. i'm just going to move there. i'm just going to move there. i'm just going there. okay. going to move there. i'm just goiigive there. okay. going to move there. i'm just goiigive me there. okay. going to move there. i'm just goiigive me back. re. okay. >> give me back. >> give me back. >> i would pay to that version. >> well , it's version. >> well, it's a shame because it doesn't look like it's ever going come to light. now going to come to light. now he's withdrawn all withdrawn the case and it's all over very great shame. but i can't imagine the last time can't imagine it's the last time that seeing love that we will be seeing love beads inappropriate beads used in inappropriate circumstance passes over to louis. the telegraph. i only use them in appropriate circumstances . wish i had them circumstances. wish i had them any time you were going off script , veering towards the script, veering towards the carnivore , a grim reminder we carnivore, a grim reminder we shouldn't laugh of what a really brutal regime actually looks
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like, though obviously we do have to bear in mind all that sweet, sweet oil. do you know what this like? a comedy what this is like? a comedy program. tonight's is program. and tonight's show is like who's who of like it's like a who's who of horrible isn't it horrible things happen, isn't it ? nuclear bombs sorts . ? nuclear bombs and all sorts. anyway, so. so a retired teacher sentenced to death for criticising the ruling family on social media. this is in the telegraph. and typically all of the of british newspapers. it doesn't tell you exactly what he said. no. well i guess they don't want to repeat it . we know don't want to repeat it. we know where that goes. but right , where that goes. but right, because we're beholden to the saudis and so when the saudis kill a lot of people every year, they're the third largest killer of people. and after china and iran, is it? yes and so it's just this is another thing, more reason to say anybody in the saudi arabia who is unhappy can say they have a risk of being this guy. i mean, and this is not to say that any number of other number of followers would have made it any more acceptable, but he has nine social followers . yeah,
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social media followers. yeah, nine virtually his own family, by the sound of it. you know , by the sound of it. you know, and it's i mean, it's just horrific, isn't it? it's still more than louis schaefer . more than louis schaefer. >> was part of the story >> there was a part of the story as well, his brother's in as well, where his brother's in exile london, i think, and exile in london, i think, and saying that this some of saying that this is some sort of deeper try get to deeper plot to try and get to him. yeah, either way, it's him. so yeah, either way, it's all but who knows? him. so yeah, either way, it's all very,but who knows? him. so yeah, either way, it's all very, very/ho knows? him. so yeah, either way, it's all very, very bad. nows? him. so yeah, either way, it's all very, very bad. hopefully, >> very, very bad. hopefully, tony blair his regular visits tony blair on his regular visits to country can picking to the country can picking up money yeah steve telegraph money them? yeah steve telegraph to this section the to finish this section the americans are getting loads of drone swarms to counter the chinese military threat doesn't say where they're buying them from course us military to from of course us military to create i suppose, huge autonomous drone swarms to counter china. >> these are not the kind of drones that you see in the part where the dad playing it and the kid totally but dad where the dad playing it and the ki�*stillally but dad where the dad playing it and the ki�*still enjoying but dad where the dad playing it and the ki�*still enjoying itbut dad where the dad playing it and the ki�*still enjoying it more, dad is still enjoying it more, right? will produce right? they they will produce thousands that thousands strong swarms that they to counter the advance they need to counter the advance footage that china has in terms of tech way of war. of the tech way of doing war. look, i mean, war is bad and all that, rather it be that, but i'd rather it be fought by drones could fought by drones if we could find a way that they fight other drones and just leave out of
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drones and just leave us out of it. yeah, i'd be all all for that going to that in fact, if you're going to do drones, though, you do it by drones, though, you could just do it a video game could just do it as a video game anyway, couldn't you? >> that's true. >> that's true. >> they'd probably >> you know, they'd probably still but kathleen hicks, still win. but kathleen hicks, the in the deputy defence secretary in america, said the replicator program, that's what it's called, the ability to called, will have the ability to deploy of drones deploy thousands of drones at a time across land, and air, time across land, sea and air, mainly imagine, i mainly air. you can imagine, i would underwater would imagine, air underwater drones do part drones that will do for part two. us for part three with >> join us for part three with mozart , alien mozart lullabies, alien artefacts the joy to artefacts and the joy of to do list trivia. list a cornucopia of trivia. we'll see you in a couple of minutes .
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and welcome back to headliners. so the independent now louis and it seems that music can be an effective painkiller, although in some cases also a reliable source thereof . i would say. source thereof. i would say. yeah, well, this is what they say and this is one of those, according to researchers findings suggest that if they
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play findings suggest that if they play recorded music , mozart in play recorded music, mozart in particular, before they jab newborn babies, before they do it, not not to ease the pain afterwards. no, no. so if they play afterwards. no, no. so if they play for play for 20 minutes recorded music and then they jab the baby. so it sort of numbs the baby. so it sort of numbs the foot beforehand. before before unexpected kind of pain, isn't it? it is. you know it is. they're trying to do everything they to, can like, push mozart really big. mozart. i don't know. maybe this is done by mozart's. i do remember, though, actually kids actually when our kids were young even in, you young or tiny, even in, you know, in utero, the number know, still in utero, the number of nonsense like cds around that you could play baby mozart and it would increase their iq. people genuinely believe that i believe. but i bought i bought the box set. yeah and you might get the womb close up and then how did you get the headphones up the. >> yeah that's the trickiest part. >> i mean i think the funny thing probably a tiny thing is there's probably a tiny correlation because the kind of people who mozart are people who listen to mozart are usually more intelligent than
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the listen the kind of people who listen to you. not even going to say you. i'm not even going to say the name of particular, you the name of any particular, you know, sort of know, but the more sort of thumping stuff thumping drum and bass stuff and consequently have more intelligent babies and everyone goes, because goes, oh, that's just because you that's be you listen to mozart. that's be what is. it's a more what it is. it's a more palatable or maybe or maybe that rich mozart and rich people listen to mozart and rich people listen to mozart and rich people listen to mozart and rich people get rich because they're more intelligent . no, they're more intelligent. no, no, more and rich and no, no. and more and rich and ficher no, no. and more and rich and richer people are always assumed to be more intelligent. yes >> is a couple of things on >> is it a couple of things on this survey, though. i mean, even the you've just even the way you've just described then their described it, then their analysis maybe analysis might be wrong. maybe listening is bad analysis might be wrong. maybe liste the| is bad analysis might be wrong. maybe listethe| are is bad analysis might be wrong. maybe listethe| are like, bad analysis might be wrong. maybe liste the| are like, just ad analysis might be wrong. maybe liste the| are like, just do that the kids are like, just do anything your mind off anything to take your mind off it. yeah yeah. oh, thank god. but will that, won't but humans will do that, won't they, they're they, when they're bored. >> that >> yeah. they will see pain that is.then >> yeah. they will see pain that is. then they will press buzzers. yeah. >> was some guy looking at >> it was some guy looking at the how distressed the baby to see how distressed it they all upset it looked. they all were upset when were jabbed, but when they were jabbed, but straight ones straight after the mozart ones got whole got a bit better. this whole thing vibe of if you thing has the vibe of if you want radio helen, just a want the radio on helen, just a ask. don't to come up ask. you don't have to come up with this. with all of this. >> do classic fm is >> i do think classic fm is essentially a middle class sedative, i thought that sedative, though. i thought that for some time. anyway.
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for quite some time. anyway. relax, very relax, steve. you've been very patient. have the patient. and now we have the only i think you're only story i think you're probably this probably interested in this evening. found probably interested in this ev pacific found probably interested in this ev pacific ocean. found in pacific ocean. >> yep. they found some metallic spheres . is >> yep. they found some metallic spheres. is this harvard physicist avi loeb says that hundreds these tiny fragments hundreds of these tiny fragments found at the bottom of the pacific are are from pacific ocean are are from outside solar system . and outside our solar system. and then all the could start coming in. yeah, it could be. there's a bit he's not ruled out bit where he's not ruled out that these are from an alien craft . call me when ruled craft. call me when you've ruled it yeah. because until then, it in. yeah. because until then, these just words, aren't they? >> watched this evening >> i've watched this evening having seen there. and it's having seen it there. and it's not new thing. he's been not a brand new thing. he's been on for a long time. on this quest for a long time. there are some long form interviews on youtube. if you want him discussing it want to see him discussing it quite seems like quite seriously. it seems like an intelligent guy, know, quite seriously. it seems like an i|he.ligent guy, know, quite seriously. it seems like an i|he.ligerablel, know, quite seriously. it seems like an i|he.ligerablel, discussv, and he he's able to discuss the origins of metals the various origins of metals in the various parts exploding parts of, you know, exploding supernova that supernova or whatever that create so he seems create heavy metals. so he seems to have some sort of grasp of the subject matter. he's not like a complete fruit. he is, you know how you know, he is. you know how you know, he is. you know how you the guys an idiot, you can tell the guys an idiot, okay. he at would it be an okay. he he's at would it be an illuminated own illuminated sign with his own name ? harvard university.
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name on it? harvard university. anybody who goes to harvard university is an idiot. is an idiot. sorry. okay. well it might be worth if you find it interesting . as i say, follow it interesting. as i say, follow it up on the youtube discussions. >> but it's not that shocking. by >> but it's not that shocking. by the way, if are from by the way, if they are from outside our solar system, i listen a podcast on space listen to a podcast on space dust, and if you go on your roof, will able to when roof, you will be able to when you on space, dust does you were on space, dust does a google the wrong thing. next thing i listened to a podcast, but on any roof there will be within billions of particles within the billions of particles , handful of , you'll get a handful of particles from outside , you'll get a handful of parisolar from outside , you'll get a handful of parisolar system. from outside , you'll get a handful of parisolar system. oh rom outside , you'll get a handful of parisolar system. oh really? side our solar system. oh really? it's that weird. it's just it's not that weird. it's just they're quite big. i they're quite big. and i remember when there was a of remember when there was a lot of weird wheelie weird yellow dust on our wheelie bins my parents bins in norfolk, my parents house, apparently it come house, and apparently it come from desert, which from the gobi desert, which i think relative think in terms of relative distances, nothing . distances, that's nothing. >> he's about far outer >> he's talking about far outer space. but if you think about space. no but if you think about it like gobi desert, it's it like the gobi desert, it's got lot more awkward aerospace got a lot more awkward aerospace navigate a trickier trick. >> the guy says it's not from. >> the guy says it's not from. >> it's not from. it's not from. it's not our solar system. it's not from our solar system.
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and but the truth it's not from our solar system. an is but the truth it's not from our solar system. an is that but the truth it's not from our solar system. an is that our but the truth it's not from our solar system. an is that our solar the truth it's not from our solar system. an is that our solar systemth it's not from our solar system. an is that our solar system is is, is that our solar system is one tiny little place and we're surrounded by the whole universe also it. also just to ruin it. >> everything in solar >> everything in our solar system our solar system is from outside our solar system is from outside our solar sys'yes, true. yes it was. >> yes, that's true. yes it was. it used to be all fields. louis telegraph according to telegraph now. and according to a lady on hour , i a lady doctor on woman's hour, i want to emphasise to do list a little more than passive aggressive weapons battle aggressive weapons in the battle of sexes. well , women of the sexes. yeah, well, women are and let me just say are horrible and let me just say that women like to make up lists, so partners appreciate their work. this is so this woman writing on woman is writing a book on lustful and she gets on bbc's radio four women's hour, which has state propaganda . the bbc is has state propaganda. the bbc is and it should be put out of business state propaganda, maybe if you like it, keep it anyway. anyway anyway, it's here is a woman who says that women like lists because it shows the man how much they're doing around the house and. and here is a woman this poor joanna the house and. and here is a woman this poorjoanna nolan, woman this poor joanna nolan, dr. joanna nolan, who is a woman in a very bad marriage. and she's got two basic early win,
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the love of her husband by. do you think, though, do you think if that is what they are and i think there is a tiny hint of truth to that and women do. well, my wife does enjoy telling me about all the small things she's done during the course of the day on understanding the day on the understanding that otherwise that i might otherwise underestimate contribution that i might otherwise untheestimate contribution that i might otherwise unthe smooth contribution that i might otherwise unthe smooth runningtribution that i might otherwise unthe smooth running of�*ution that i might otherwise unthe smooth running of the n to the smooth running of the household. is household. still i think that is forgivable. possibly she. >> yeah. why >> yeah. why >> why would it be forgivable? well, because it is possible to underestimate how much people do dunng underestimate how much people do during the course the day. underestimate how much people do duri|if the course the day. underestimate how much people do duri|if you course the day. underestimate how much people do duri|if you g01rse the day. underestimate how much people do duri|if you go toe the day. underestimate how much people do duri|if you go to workhe day. underestimate how much people do duri|if you go to work from y. underestimate how much people do duri|if you go to work from like and if you go to work from like nine you bring home a nine till five, you bring home a paycheque. it doesn't really matter. i sat in matter. you can say, i sat in the office all day twiddling my thumbs. contribution thumbs. here is the contribution to joint account that to the joint account that i promised. know, maybe. maybe to the joint account that i promise kitchen now, maybe. maybe to the joint account that i promise kitchen is w, maybe. maybe to the joint account that i promise kitchen is the naybe. maybe a clean kitchen is the contribution to the baby . contribution to the baby. >> i'm. i can understand what you're saying about the intention good, intention might be good, but i think the delivery would be terrible. don't there's terrible. i don't think there's a relationship a single relationship where a woman's at this that woman's gone. look at this that i today. and the bloke's i did today. and the bloke's gone. one last weekend. >> i've got 30s lewis for the. the mirror. the possible
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evidence of the missing link in turkey our story . well, turkey for our last story. well, here's a family walks on all fours. shouldn't exist in turkey shouldn't exist but it's a missing link between man and ape , which it isn't. it's just a family of six that have been told your knees told to get on your knees because they come, because every time they come, they and we get they take pictures and we get probably money. probably get some money. here they go. having the picture of it, strange back shape, it, it was strange back shape, though. don't though. presumably don't they don't long enough. don't think that long enough. >> i guess. yeah. >> i guess. yeah. >> i guess. yeah. >> i think look that >> i don't think they look that quite majestic . quite majestic. >> slowed down like >> he's been slowed down like a music video surely show is nearly over. >> let's take another quick look at front pages. the at wednesday's front pages. the daily a penny to daily mail have not a penny to compensate air chaos victims of the metro have an £80 million bill for air it fiasco , but none bill for air it fiasco, but none of it going to the customers guardian britain must take china's human rights abuses seriously, say mps express s pm brexit freedoms will ditch eu rule to build homes. the eye news uk airlines accused of abandoning passengers. and finally , the daily star boffins finally, the daily star boffins say beer goggles don't work. those of your front pages do . we
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those of your front pages do. we have time for thank you to my guest, lewis and steve. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. andrew doyle leo kearse and doyle with leo kearse and steve and if you're and allen. again, if you're watching a.m, tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, thank you night . you and good night. >> looks like things are heating up. boxed boilers, proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. sponsors of weather on. gb news. >> good evening . my name is >> good evening. my name is rachel ayers and welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast brought to you by the met office. so we've had a fair few sunshine and showers across the uk today and that's going to continue we through continue as we go through tonight. and all due to tonight. and this is all due to this low pressure that's bringing occlusions bringing these occlusions southeastwards across the uk. but looking at the detail for tonight's weather, today's cloud and rain will continue to make its way south eastwards, bringing some heavy showers across the far southeast to start the early hours of wednesday. but elsewhere , some wednesday. but elsewhere, some clear spells, but also a few showers with light winds in those clear spells, temperatures will be dropping a little lower than what we saw last night.
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will be dropping a little lower than what we saw last night . so than what we saw last night. so a brighter start to wednesday compared to tuesday with more in the way of sunshine around a few showers already developing across the north and west. and throughout morning, we'll throughout the morning, we'll see up, see that cloud bubbling up, allowing to allowing further showers to develop. but these will be most heavy across the northern half of the uk. they'll still feel pretty pleasant in any lengthier sunny spells , especially across pretty pleasant in any lengthier sun south—eastespecially across pretty pleasant in any lengthier sun south—east where lly across pretty pleasant in any lengthier sun south—east where we across pretty pleasant in any lengthier sun south—east where we could the south—east where we could just creep into the low 20s . now just creep into the low 20s. now let's have a look at thursday's weather . now, generally it's weather. now, generally it's going remaining dry and going to be remaining dry and bright the north and bright across the north and east. but this area of cloud and rain going in from rain is going to move in from the southwest and some of that could be quite heavy, especially along counties of along southern counties of england. towards the england. but looking towards the end of the week and the start of september, it does look like things start to settle down things will start to settle down a bit with showers a little bit with fewer showers and in way of and a bit more in the way of sunshine on looks like things are heating up by boxt boilers. >> proud sponsors of weather on
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