gb news very good evening to you. >> i'm aaron armstrong in the newsroom. some schools could be facing closures facing months of closures if asbestos buildings asbestos is exposed in buildings containing crumbling concrete. the pressure the government is under pressure to reveal the exact number of schools to reveal the exact number of sch01more 100 facing with more than 100 facing disruption. an expert are warning the problem is being complicated warning the problem is being co asbestosl many public of asbestos in many public buildings labour planning of asbestos in many public build ags labour planning of asbestos in many public build a gs lto our planning of asbestos in many public build ags lto compel.anning force a vote to compel the prime minister to publish a list of all risk. they are all schools at risk. they are due on tuesday. due to reopen on tuesday. the shadow education secretary, bridget the bridget phillipson, says the government should acted government should have acted soonen government should have acted soparents the country of parents across the country will because will be concerned because sadly many will be concerned because sadly maable will be concerned because sadly ma able to to education will be concerned because sadly m'wille to to education or will be moved into portacabins or alternative accommodation because of the risk crumbling

risk that this kind of crumbling concrete is going to pose. >> all feels last >> it all feels very last minute. calling minute. and what we're calling on the government to do is to pubush publish a full list of all of the schools affected so that parents can be confident about where the problems are. and if they're where the problems are. and if thewill a vote in we will force a vote in parliament week make it happen. >> the home office has recorded the highest daily number of small boat crossings in the channel 872 channel so far this year, 872 migrants made the journey yesterday on 15 dinghies. at least another two small boats were bringing least another two small boats were number bringing least another two small boats were number peopleiging the total number of people entering illegally entering the country illegally past is past 21,000 this year. that is still significant, than still significant, lower than this time last year, though, when had the when 25,000 people had made the journey are to be journey. tesco staff are to be offered bodycams after a significant violent significant rise in violent attacks executive attacks. chief executive ken murphy forced to murphy says he's been forced to increase security measures after physical assaults rose by a third since last year. writing in the mail on sunday, he's called for tougher laws to make abuse or violence towards retail workers a criminal offence resulting in longer sentences . resulting in longer sentences. in spain, torrential rain and storms have caused major flooding across parts of the country . weather warnings are in country. weather warnings are in place in the madrid, cardiff and toledo regions, with residents in the capital being to told stay at home. in tarragona in

the north—east of the country, 215l/m2 of rain has fallen in the last 24 hours. one person has died as a result of heavy rain at the burning man festival in the united states. tens of thousands of people have been stranded at the event in nevada after the bad weather turned the ground into a mudbath. roads in and out of the festival have been closed, with revellers asked to conserve food and water. this is gb news. now it isfime water. this is gb news. now it is time for headliners as. >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm josh howie and joining me to dredge through monday's newspapers for the best stories are two opposites from the comedy circuit . the comedy circuit. knowledgeable, insightful and sane. steve and alan and lewis

schaffer . schaffer. >> fair point. >> fair point. >> well, see what did the how are you guys doing? what did there with the facial expression ? >> 7- >> oh, no. »- >> oh, no. >> it was very it was very good. >> it was very it was very good. >> it was very it was very good. >> i knew you were to going say that. >> did you. okay. sorry. that >> did you. okay. sorry. is that because are you both doing? before? how are you both doing? you're both looking very smart. >> we'll make an effort. you know, i know, you're wearing a tie. i thought step thought we'd better step. >> we're all going tied up. >> we're all going tied up. >> that's >> i don't think that's about how british call it. looking how the british call it. looking smart. okay it's smart. means looking intelligent. yeah exactly. >> that's what we. that's all it takes in this country as a tie is wear a tie in america . you're is wear a tie in america. you're like genius, right? is wear a tie in america. you're like gwearing ght? same tie then >> i'm wearing the same tie then mark was before. mark dolan was wearing before. but it's but it's not his tie. it's a different okay well, okay, then. >> the straight away right . >> the straight away right. okay. we are going to zip through the front pages. first of all, the times hundreds of schools still in dark over safety fears. the daily mail councils allow staff to work from the beach. the guardian school crisis. no extra cash for repairs, says treasury the

mirror. my promise to workers . mirror. my promise to workers. financial times. russia's banks propped up by chinese cash after sanctions and the star trick or heat. those are your front pages . let's have a closer look . . let's have a closer look. first of all, we are going to go with the times . with the times. >> steve front page of the times tells us, i mean, well, there's the headline, migrant crossings approach 900 a day. i don't know if that page linked it, if that page is linked to it, but probably if that page is linked to it, but this probably if that page is linked to it, but this from probably if that page is linked to it, but this from on probably if that page is linked to it, but this from on his probably if that page is linked to it, but this from on his own.ably if that page is linked to it, but this from on his own. but did this from on his own. but he's hundreds did this from on his own. but he schools hundreds did this from on his own. but he schools still hundreds did this from on his own. but he schools still in hundreds did this from on his own. but he schools still in dark hundreds did this from on his own. but he schools still in dark over dreds of schools still in dark over safety fears . this is about the safety fears. this is about the crumbling , this bubbly concrete. crumbling, this bubbly concrete. >> i was reading somewhere onune >> i was reading somewhere online today saying that some of it can be up to 70% higher. >> that's not bubbly concrete. >> that's not bubbly concrete. >> slightly concrete air >> that's slightly concrete air at stage. at that stage. >> it's a worry. >> and it's a worry. >> and it's a worry. >> you don't know if your school might the something might have the risk of something just collapsing. >> it's reached its end of its lifespan . yesterday were lifespan. yesterday we were chatting who knew what when. >> so i bothered to research it today. so in the 60s they was using and 60s. today. so in the 60s they was usi|in and 60s. today. so in the 60s they was usi|in the and 60s. today. so in the 60s they was usi|in the epeople. today. so in the 60s they was usi|in the {people had >> in the 60s, people had concerns whether should >> in the 60s, people had corused; whether should >> in the 60s, people had corused in whether should >> in the 60s, people had corused in the whether should >> in the 60s, people had corused in the 1980s.ar should >> in the 60s, people had corused in the 1980s. theyhould >> in the 60s, people had corused in the 1980s. they firstd

be used in the 1980s. they first found out that there were some structural issues, same thing happened early happened in the 90s early 2000. they report into it where they did a report into it where they actually along and they actually went along and analysed here's analysed it went, yep, here's your problems . 2019 your structural problems. 2019 a school or school collapse in gravesend or a bit of it does to 2021. they sent around these questionnaires to schools to say what let's have a look to find out if you've got thing needs you've got this thing that needs sorting out. days before you've got this thing that needs sort schools days before you've got this thing that needs sort schools meant 3efore you've got this thing that needs sort schools meant to ore you've got this thing that needs sort schools meant to open, the schools were meant to open, something you something happened. so you definitely could have done something earlier. all of those opportunities . opportunities. >> we thank you very much, steve, for that history lesson >> we thank you very much, st> we thank you very much, st> we thank you very much, st> we thank you very much, st> i mean, josh , i mean, this is >> i mean, josh, i mean, this is this is the weirdest show. i feel like it's sunday. i feel like what? know, feels like what? you know, this feels like what? you know, this feels like a sunday. it feels like a sunday to me. anyway, the point is, are you blaming, steve?

is, who are you blaming, steve? who are you blaming that they that they this announcement that they made this announcement three school . so three days before the school. so the government made the announcement . but where was announcement. but where was somebody demanding that an somebody else demanding that an announcement be made three years ago when the school collapsed or 20 years ago when they first realised the government's job to do that? >> soon this >> as soon as they this questionnaire sent questionnaire that they sent around, pull your finger out, get sooner around, pull your finger out, get thinking sooner around, pull your finger out, get thinking, sooner around, pull your finger out, get thinking , oh sooner around, pull your finger out, get thinking , oh well, sooner around, pull your finger out, get thinking , oh well, all1er around, pull your finger out, get thinking , oh well, all of a than thinking, oh well, all of a sudden the schools are about to be some of them sudden the schools are about to be until some of them sudden the schools are about to be until go some of them sudden the schools are about to be until go som�*and them down until we go along and reinforce this reinforced sort of claim. >> no, this is reinforce is >> no, this is reinforce this is democracy . me and an open democracy. me and an open society . and when you have an society. and when you have an open society , you expect open society, you expect political parties and organisations to make a stink about stuff before the day. you basically blaming the opposition for not doing not holding the tories to account, not the tories to account, not the tories for just not tories to account, not the tories forjust not doing their tories for just not doing their job, for not not holding the job, for not for not holding the government not state government, not the state to account for this. yes. >> i mean they're holding them to account now. >> commons opening >> tomorrow commons is opening and labour going have and labour are going to have a field surely and labour are going to have a field where surely and labour are going to have a field where this? ly and labour are going to have a field where this? these >> but where was this? these buildings have been around for

100 this method . 100 years using this method. yeah. no, since the 60s in this country. it was from the country. but it was from the they in the 1920s and they started in the 1920s and sweet. a little research sweet. i did a little research too, in the 1920s, both of you caring about jobs in sweden caring about your jobs in sweden , in sweden and i knew that autoclaving means a man who was heatis autoclaving means a man who was heat is good for this whole building system really good building system is really good for . and because for the environment. and because concrete is of the biggest concrete is one of the biggest producers , from what i producers of co2, from what i know, believe the know, not that i believe the co2 causes climate change, but lot causes climate change, but a lot of . sorry, i don't of people. sorry, i don't believe you believe i'm surprised you believe i'm surprised you believe exists . you know believe in co2 exists. you know what? i've never it . what? i've never seen it. >> there's no direct evidence . >> there's no direct evidence. you don't have a lived experience , do you, with c02? experience, do you, with c02? >> i well, no, i've been told it's the one gas you can detect i >> -- >> it's what you're talking about. yeah >> literally what you're saying right now is co2 . right now is co2. >> you know, i guess i detect an absence of oxygen. i don't know. >> thing . you don't. >> that's the thing. you don't. the detect an the human body doesn't detect an absence know what absence of oxygen. you know what the what? the people you know what? >> out there >> we've got people out there hate they hate your

hate you, steve. they hate your intelligence. they hate your wise guy attitude . they like me wise guy attitude. they like me because i'm man of the people. yes, i come a better yes, i come from a better country . country than them. >> we've slightly knocked >> we've been slightly knocked off at the off target, straight at the first with the first story. let's go with the guardian. come on, lewis. keep us . us on target. >> it's same story >> well, it's the same story that house of. there's that the house of. there's no extra repairs, say the extra cash for repairs, say the treasury. you know, it's treasury. because you know, it's like. it's like what they say about about spending money, you know, $1 billion here. $1 billion there. after a while, you're talking about real money. there's so much things that are collapsing. the whole country is collapsing. the whole country is collapsing. nothing personal. it's still a fantastic country, but they don't have the money to make the repairs for these schools. well, schools. so it's like, well, what's going to happen? >> well, it is. >> well, it is. >> it's the it's not >> i mean, it's the it's not it's misnomer here. it's a slight misnomer here. they're money they're taking the money from budgets that have already allocated. >> yeah it's not >> steve right. yeah it's not the and the the repairs and the reinforcement. so if a school identifies that it's got this, you then have to not use it for a few days while someone goes in and it. it's knocking and reinforces it. it's knocking the down even the can down the road even further. the cost will further. so the cost will continue up. the continue to build up. but the problem i think the

problem i think is about the fact it's a great way to fact that it's a great way to build. yeah build. you said, right? yeah it's a cheap build. it's a cheap way to build. and by it cheap, the short by doing it cheap, the short term a building term ism, let's have a building that for years. let's that lasts for 30 years. let's have doesn't have a building that doesn't last show last as long as the tv show eastenders . yeah. and then of eastenders. yeah. and then of course have course you're going have problems further down the road and what doing and that's what we're doing now. the money is going to. yeah, it might be extra new money. so might not be extra new money. so it elsewhere in it comes from elsewhere in the budget. everything budget. that means everything suffers because couldn't suffers because we couldn't build . build properly. >> a cases actually >> a lot of cases it's actually cheaper have built a new cheaper to just have built a new building place. but building in the first place. but for the issue the for me, the issue is that the budget the emergency budget for the emergency measures say they're saying that has to be taken from the schools budgets themselves. that's a problem because if the school doesn't the budget, it's doesn't have the budget, it's back calls and back to the zoom calls and whatever. and that's where i have a massive issue. if any child one hour in the child loses one hour in the flesh . flesh. >> but they're going to they're to going and i think there's two there's two stories behind the stories , which is one, it's just stories, which is one, it's just one more excuse for the state to build because the building is the most is the biggest industry of this world. having the chinese people build all those apartment houses , it's just an

apartment houses, it's just an excuse tearing down excuse for like tearing down these schools building some these schools and building some more . so it's going it's more. so it's going to make it's going hopefully going to make the hopefully these ten years these ones the last ten years happy. right . happy. right, right. >> they >> mirror what's what are they going steve my promise to going with steve my promise to workers this is keir starmer so for previously on this show everyone's saying keir starmer is anything. is not saying anything. >> not putting his colours >> he's not putting his colours anywhere . and anywhere near a mast. and finally, of finally, we've got a bit of a promise and the hilarious thing about this is he's just sounding like the conservative party would normally and sound . i would normally try and sound. i won't tax won't be raising your income tax . i'm the guy of low tax. i won't be hammering you like that other party, the tories. what a flipped upside down world we seem in where his seem to be living in where his promises about the promises are all about the economy. because ordinarily that's the area they're weak. if you want to attack labour, you bnng you want to attack labour, you bring record about bring up some track record about economy. conservatives have economy. the conservatives have managed to a situation managed to create a situation where keir starmer can look like the guy who's going to be good with money. with the money. >> and but i mean, >> yeah, i mean, and but i mean, it's incredible it's an incredible transformation though. i mean, louis, people louis, a few years ago, people just assuming that he was just going to interim going to be this interim opposition leader, now

opposition leader, but now the fact that he's turned things around and detoxified around so quickly and detoxified the kind the labour party, it's kind of amazing, though. >> hanging out >> well, he's been hanging out with blair and i think what with tony blair and i think what this is, is this guy starmer, these guys have been out of power for so long they want power for so long and they want to win. it's very similar to when blair came into power when tony blair came into power and anything . he they and he'll say anything. he they want so badly that want to win so badly that they're willing to stop being they're willing to stop being the labour party. and that's the same that's what that's what killed the tories . the tories. killed the tories. the tories. this is think. i'm not this is what i think. i'm not sure about that. right. but i think tories, stop think the tories, they stop being lately and. no, no, being tories lately and. no, no, i mean, arguably for 13 years they've still managed to mess up they've still managed to mess up the country by. well, can the country by. well, you can mess the country from the mess up the country from the left right. that's left and from the right. that's very these are very true. so these people are maybe people be more maybe these people will be more tory the tories. and all we tory than the tories. and all we can hope is that they mess up the country less. >> that's what we're for. going >> that's what we're for. going >> we're different way . >> we're in a different way. >> we're in a different way. >> spread it around bit. i'll >> spread it around a bit. i'll tell the worst thing tell you what the worst thing the when tell you what the worst thing the were when tell you what the worst thing the were opposition.nhen tell you what the worst thing the were opposition. they they were in opposition. they never this concrete never mentioned this concrete stuff because apparently you blame this . blame the opposition for this. >> that's what that's >> that's what you do. that's

what i hear the word on the street. anyway yeah. finally, we're going quickly we're just going to very quickly go and go with the daily mail and louis. they're basically you can just work from the beach, can't you? not? you? well, why not? >> letting people you? well, why not? >> from letting people you? well, why not? >> from home, ng people you? well, why not? >> from home, what'sple you? well, why not? >> from home, what's the work from home, what's the difference where take difference where they take the computer know computer from? they don't know what the person is doing at home. people are home. as long as people are paying home. as long as people are paying to what paying attention to what to what they're it's we're they're doing, if it's we're leading to someday, there won't be any like council workers who are living the council, maybe even the garbage people will work overseas or something. work from overseas or something. because we because we've got ai and we've got computer and internet and telephones. and so they should basically be on the beach and their job whilst beach and enjoy their job whilst they it. they're they still have it. if they're doing work, fine. doing the work, fine. okay. >> you what do >> i mean, what do you what do you steve? does it you think, steve? is it does it matter? not matter? i mean, we're not talking front talking about it's on the front page, but we're talking about 1000 people over the last couple of something. of years or something. >> in the of years or something. >> that in the of years or something. >> that we're in the of years or something. >> that we're because way that we're working because the there . it the technology is there. it feels some feels like, yeah, there's some flaws with it, but you're a bit of a luddite you think of a luddite if you think it should never happen . i'm should never happen. i'm obviously biased. obviously i'm biased. i do a radio the these radio show from the shed these days, idea of days, so i love the idea of working from there working from home. there are some the perks would

some downsides. the perks would be that get be one of the ways that you get someone be one of the ways that you get somcana be one of the ways that you get somcan pay them less because you can pay them less because you can pay them less because you give this freedom you give them all this freedom to skegness beach or to work. from skegness beach or whichever is. ii n that's just outsource is. these that's just outsource is. these jobs at's just outsource is. these jobs at' marbella;ource all these jobs to marbella beach. that's doing. beach. that's what i'm doing. i'll . that's it for i'll move that. that's it for part coming we part one. but coming up, we have immigration, mosques and mosques . why mess with a winning formula ? see you

election, but for some reason. everybody had convinced themselves that labour was was going to win neil kinnock was going to win neil kinnock was going prime minister. going to win neil kinnock was goiiyou're prime minister. going to win neil kinnock was goiiyou're listeningviinister. going to win neil kinnock was goiiyou're listeningviiniste news >> you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie joined by science symbol steve and alan and sex symbol steve and alan and sex symbol louis schaffer. oh, that's better there go. that's better there we go. right, let's go first to monday's steve monday's independence steve where up to the old where labour up to the old tncks where labour up to the old tricks again trying to win an election but how dare they. >> revives attack ads >> labour revives attack ads claiming scandal shows claiming concrete scandal shows rishi sunak does not want schools to be so you know schools to be safe. so you know the format that little graphic that they had, you can just swap the on it these it's the text on it these days. it's really they really easy isn't it? they brought out another about brought out another one about this trying instead of

they're trying to do instead of blaming government not blaming the government for not getting , they're getting it sorted, they're trying to blame rishi sunak because when he chancellor, because when he was chancellor, there funding that there was a cut of funding that would but still would have helped it, but still two things. it never seems to play two things. it never seems to play for labour when they play well for labour when they play play well for labour when they play like their fan play dirty. it's like their fan base this type of base doesn't want this type of politics, but also in the actual thing it says. do think your thing it says. do you think your child's school should be safe before answering ? rishi sunak doesn't. >> yeah, there we go. we've >> yeah, well there we go. we've got there. got the image there. >> mean, that's not right >> i mean, that's not the right interpretation. best case scenario to save scenario is he wanted to save money. he wouldn't sitting scenario is he wanted to save mone going, /ouldn't sitting scenario is he wanted to save mone going, no,jn't sitting scenario is he wanted to save mone going, no, il't sitting scenario is he wanted to save mone going, no, i don't sitting scenario is he wanted to save mone going, no, i don't wantg there going, no, i don't want them saying i them to them to be saying i want them to all learn all just suffer. just learn about a class two lever when you have to pry some concrete off timmy's not where timmy's legs, that's not where he's cheap at the worst. the worst say worst thing you could say is cheap. he cheap. it's not that he hates kids . kids. >> well, yeah. speaking >> well, yeah. i mean, speaking of kids, louis, what do of hating kids, louis, what do you what do you make of this? i mean, do these kind of ads backfire? work ? backfire? do they work? >> well, don't don't >> well, i don't know. i don't really understand british >> well, i don't know. i don't really lthat'stand british >> well, i don't know. i don't really [that strongly british >> well, i don't know. i don't really [that strongly . british >> well, i don't know. i don't really [that strongly . butish >> well, i don't know. i don't really [that strongly. but ih people that strongly. but i think rishi sunak actually strikes me as kind likeable strikes me as kind of a likeable guy for a really rich guy. i mean, he should be totally

hateable, but you kind of feel sorry for him because he's kind of he's got he's got a of short and he's got he's got a rich probably rich wife and he's probably under prime under the cosh and being prime minister isn't good for minister isn't good enough for him. you feel bad for him. him. so you feel bad for him. so you've written in the you've just written in the tory's rebuttal to this. >> come on. he's a nice guy. i mean, he's sure he's fit. he's under the thumb . under the thumb. >> he's under the thumb of his wife. everybody knows his wife is power whatever power is a power. power whatever power person power. i think i think the thing the thing about the tories is they try to be presented as a mean. tories have always been the mean party, the nasty party, and so , well, nasty party, and so, well, they've also been the party in power . i they've also been the party in power. i don't they've also been the party in power . i don't want to they've also been the party in power. i don't want to admit this, but i think i think steve is right . is right. >> well, okay, there we go. monday's mail next. and i'd guess if you can guess you'd protest if you can get a facial, louis, wouldn't you? >>i you? >> i don't want to this >> i don't want to do this story. of story. there's hundreds of furious at furious villagers protest at luxury , which shut down to luxury spa, which shut down to house immigrants, becoming a second asylum seeker hotel in the area , stoking fear. what the area, stoking fear. what a headune the area, stoking fear. what a headline this is. i mean, really, what you want to do the story want to

story then? i don't want to do the it's these the story because a it's these people want it. they want it. they don't want to know that there's problem there's an immigrant problem because it really tugs at people's know our people's hearts. you know our audience no , audience very well. louis no, they don't to now they don't want to know it now because so angry. can because they get so angry. i can just them seething and just see them seething and seething go to seething and they need to go to sleep. i going they sleep. i was going to say they need tomorrow, need to go to work tomorrow, but most of our people are not world workers . they are, are they? workers. they are, are they? what they say they're layabouts. >> you are really insulting >> you. you are really insulting your viewership . your viewership. >> make friends and influence people. >> i'm in a mood. i'm in a really mood today. they're really bad mood today. they're clipping that clipping clipping one of that clipping coupons, they're rich who america. they're rich people who who . and they're who have pensions. and they're the people who've come the people up to me are people who've come up to me are they're lovely people, but they're lovely people, but they're like, they don't. they don't look like they're working. anyway, me let me finish the story. >> that's also where you live. i want talk about. yeah, want to talk about. yeah, okay. >> the >> anyway, but yes, finish the story, is, is this >> the story is, is that this is this happening in wigan and this is happening in wigan and they grade . the they took a grade. the government bought a renting a grade two listed wedding venue called kelly. kelly court in standish which is near wigan.

and i didn't realise there was, there was anything nice near wigan . oh wow. you are really wigan. oh wow. you are really just going to alienate. >> i mean this is interesting because as it says, hundreds of furious protesters and whatever , yet the narrative is that these protesters are somehow racist or some some media outlets might try and present it. there was an anti racist counter demonstration there, but the interesting thing is, i think the narrative is slightly changing now is that , you know, changing now is that, you know, there is lisa nandy , a labour there is lisa nandy, a labour mp, she's protesting this. they already have another site close by which is also used to house everyone. yeah, there and isn't as simple as as that as what people are trying to make out . right. >> well i partially agree that you know there's some nimby ism here, but that's not necessarily wrong. right if a wrong. it might be right if a local impacted by a such local area is impacted by a such a large number of something . a large number of something. >> how is it impacted? >> how is it impacted? >> , before i even get >> well, before i even get there, of it matters. there, it none of it matters. it's a free market thing. this is this story totally

is what this story totally misses, that it's a privately owned hotel , so it's allowed to owned hotel, so it's allowed to do whatever it wants with its hotel . this is not an issue of hotel. this is not an issue of whether governments think it should happen or not. this is this , i think, mcdonald's hotel this, i think, mcdonald's hotel is own it. and they've said, look, we've we don't earn enough money from this spa hotel . yeah. money from this spa hotel. yeah. you turn it and make money you turn it over and make money from . no. from. no. >> you people from. no. >>vou >> you know people who've had their events cancelled. there's their events cancelled. there's the possibility, i believe jobs have out. i mean, for have been lost out. i mean, for me, interesting about it me, what's interesting about it is idea that this immediate is this idea that this immediate idea by, like i say, some people in the media where these people protesting, they must be racist because they're anti immigrants . it'sjust as as . it's just isn't as simple as that. the interesting thing that. and the interesting thing is come back from is and i've just come back from america in new york and my like lefty friends out in new york, there's a lot protest out there's a lot of protest out there, a lot feeling there, a lot of ill feeling towards the immigration issues that there you see that they have there you see video footage chicago , show video footage in chicago, show of black chicago , chicago of black chicago, chicago nafives of black chicago, chicago natives protesting at these council meetings. and town meetings because their services

are also being overtaken by immigrants. so i think this traditional narrative seems to be shifting. >> can i just say this? i agree with you, josh , and i think with you, josh, and i think steve is wrong in this case. >> we're back on track. >> we're back on track. >> there we go. let's get straight he straight off this then before he changes straight off this then before he cha nos straight off this then before he cha no , because because just >> no, because because can just point that is that point this out. is that is that the . it isn't the government. it isn't a libertarian issue , right? it libertarian issue, right? it isn't a free market because the government stepped in to basically buy the by the thing. no serco. serco is acting for the government. okay. >> on to the times now have >> on to the times now and have the tories solve the asylum crisis. steve of migrant interviews to be cut from 7 hours to 45 minutes to empty asylum hotels . asylum hotels. >> every time we've talked about this issue, i've always said clear giving clear the backlog. stop giving us distractions, stop pointing at the backlog at a barge, get the backlog sorted, doing it. sorted, and they're doing it. and saying, now these and i'm saying, good. now these stories are like, oh, surely you can't make a hour can't make a seven hour interview. in 45 minutes. interview. do it in 45 minutes. oh, going to have people oh, we're going to have people you've speak really you've just got to speak really fast. you've just got to speak really fast . they'll get do fast. they'll get al to do it. chatgpt is probably it, chatgpt is probably doing it, but cases where but there'll be some cases where it's clear a clear no.

it's a clear yes or a clear no. do those quickly you do those quickly and you will whip percentage whip through a big percentage of the the ones that take the cases. the ones that take longer, protracted ones . longer, the protracted ones. then fewer people then there'll be fewer people left in hotels. this actually then there'll be fewer people le step hotels. this actually then there'll be fewer people le step in tels. this actually then there'll be fewer people le step in tels right actually then there'll be fewer people le step in tels right direction . a step in the right direction. >> well, it's interesting that you said the you say that. and i've said the same thing. get rid of the backlog. the biggest ever same thing. get rid of the bacand. the biggest ever same thing. get rid of the bacand. the; biggest ever same thing. get rid of the bacand. the stuff|est ever same thing. get rid of the bacand. the stuff they've' be. and all the stuff they've hired these extra workers, they've simpler they've made the process simpler . some countries, they've just doing essentially doing that. but essentially automatically. the automatically. but the interesting thing now is the narrative going to change by narrative is going to change by louis they're saying narrative is going to change by louis pushing they're saying narrative is going to change by louis pushing the they're saying narrative is going to change by louis pushing the problem saying we're pushing the problem further down local further down to the local council halls because once people asylum and people are granted asylum and they're here, suddenly the local councils have to deal with it . councils have to deal with it. >> yeah, at the at the end of the , this end of the the day, this is the end of the day they just stop day story. if they just stop people the people from coming into the country, have to country, they wouldn't have to worry we worry about a backlog. so we wouldn't need worry about. worry about a backlog. so we wouwouldn'td worry about. worry about a backlog. so we wouwouldn'td wowelliout. worry about a backlog. so we wouwouldn'td wo well it's. you wouldn't worry? well it's like when like amazing. i remember when i appued like amazing. i remember when i applied to live in this country, i for leave remain i applied for leave to remain indefinitely. i didn't even indefinitely. and i didn't even know what that term i know what that term meant. i said to leave to said i don't want to leave to remain. remain. remain. i want to remain. to remain. i want to remain. to remain. leave. remain. i don't want to leave. i don't remain. i don't want to leave. i dont andi remain. i don't want to leave. i don't and i remember don't want and i remember the guy and the guy in the new yorker and the new asked new york consulate, and he asked me he down sat down me he sat down and sat me down at my interview with

at the table. my interview with them 30, 20, ten them took about like 30, 20, ten minutes. and he straight away and he i told him i wanted to go to england to be with my new bride. and he looked at me and he went , why ? he went, why? >> times have changed. okay, louis, has the mail story given youideas louis, has the mail story given you ideas about to how get £2 million? you know what? >> i can't. i can't do these stories anymore . they're just so stories anymore. they're just so depressing. i mean, in the beginning , depressing. i mean, in the beginning, he was like, i'm so happy this happy to be on tv now. this is like me mosque like bumming me out. mosque has decades long history of alleged extremism speech, extremism and hate speech, including imam who gave a including an imam who gave a sermon and had a stone . women sermon and had a stone. women correctly a stone, then correctly had a stone, then correctly had a stone, then correctly , they were handed a £2 correctly, they were handed a £2 million grant, an said it's a problem. >> stoning and women incorrectly . he is a real issue. >>— . he is a real issue. >> well, it's probably it's probably against great probably goes against the great books anyway this is the greenland mosque birmingham books anyway this is the greenlanrwere;que birmingham books anyway this is the greenlanrwere once birmingham books anyway this is the greenlanrwere once featured gham books anyway this is the greenlanrwere once featured inam and they were once featured in a documentary about . it how to documentary about. it how to kill the kafir or kafir, whatever it is, which is a derogatory term based on ulez fact , the fact is, is that

fact is, the fact is, is that the we can't talk about it. >> you don't want to talk about it? >> no, you talk about it. >> no, you talk about it. >> okay. >> okay. >> well , i >> okay. >> well, i will talk about it. >> well, i will talk about it. >> me off there. >> you get me off there. >> you get me off there. >> about jihad . the >> talk about violent jihad. the crazy is this footage crazy thing is that this footage of calling for the correct way to so this was their youtube to so this was on their youtube channel like they're promoting it and then suddenly gets it and then suddenly it gets pulled and the other thing pulled out and the other thing that's interesting, this is a mail to mail article they're trying to sort they're sort of it feels like they're putting now, putting the blame on labour now, £77,000 has already gone to them this further £2 million. and the idea it was to develop youth idea was it was to develop youth centres. that's a great idea. that's massive failure , i that's been a massive failure, i believe, government is believe, of this government is not invest our to not to invest in our youth, to give them something. give them time to do something. but that this sort of but the idea that this sort of £2 million to this is not invest ing in our youth. >> it's investing in those youth well, in in people who are going to this money, if the ideology is going to be continued , is is going to be continued, is that this is the point. but of course the ideology because that's all religious that's because all religious organisations are promoting the

continuation . continuation. >> i've never been to my synagogue. it'sjust >> i've never been to my synagogue. it's just literally about like making chicken soup and making halal. >> and you're saying that's not about continuing the stoning techniques are terrible . his techniques are terrible. his synagogue the yeah , it's synagogue the yeah, it's a mistake. the article does really try and say, oh, at some point someone looking into it was some former labour something this is the department for culture, media and sports and i guess the sports is because he's stoning a category . i don't know. is this category. i don't know. is this a nadine dorries thing? look a nadine dorries thing? i look through and find the through it, try and find the time happened time when it actually happened because it could be a. nadine dorries clearly they dorries one. look clearly they shouldn't if ever shouldn't get the money if ever anyone get hands anyone shouldn't get their hands on materials . it's on construction materials. it's people stoning should people who like stoning should be created concrete. >> so it would be very light. very light, yeah. 70% air. >> did out the correct >> did you find out the correct way to stonewall? i didn't watch the the the video, but i read the details. correct details. no. what is the correct way apparently to way? apparently you're meant to bury the women to the to the bury the women to the up to the waist. yeah to protect their decency . see? decency. see? >> well, that's important . yes. >> well, that's important. yes. thank you so much. you're full of facts . you can see more of facts. you can see me more male and steve, does this

male now. and steve, does this person wear mask person need to wear a mask to hide fauci admits that there >> dr. fauci admits that there is a lack of evidence showing the dreaded covid 19 mask mandate stopped the pandemic , mandate stopped the pandemic, but it says he wants us to cover cover up anyway as cases spike . cover up anyway as cases spike. and it's a bit of a heavy lifting in that part of the sentence. he's not calling for a mandate. saying , yeah, you mandate. he's saying, yeah, you know, wear a mask if you want . know, wear a mask if you want. and a freedom people and that's a freedom that people in have, i guess. i know in america have, i guess. i know he's hated because of how he's just hated because of how he's just hated because of how he , defend some of he flip flopped, defend some of the flopping , saying at the the flip flopping, saying at the time decision i made was time the decision i made was appropriate the information time the decision i made was ahad priate the information time the decision i made was ahad .riate the information time the decision i made was ahad . obviously,3 information i had. obviously, retrospectively, looks retrospectively, it all looks like there's some flip flopping going there . i have going on there. i have a dissenter over here, louis. >> this is a report from someone at of oxford whose at university of oxford whose research there is no research concluded there is no evidence masks made any evidence that masks made any difference whatsoever. >> this , uh, you know what? >> this, uh, you know what? first of all, there's no evidence . and not only this is evidence. and not only this is not some guy university of oxford. been dozens oxford. there's been dozens and dozens of studies all across. there of dozens of there were dozens of dozens of studies, before even before

studies, even before even before this covid thing. and mr fauci is not hated because he flip flopped. mr fauci was hated because he's a tool of the vaccine mongering covid believing world economic forum haters of human. okay. >> we're going to take a break now. we've made it. so you have house. >> you have to denounce what i just said. >> the bingo. >> the bingo. >> the fact >> that's brilliant. the fact is, is anthony is, is that is that anthony fauci should be put on trial and if he's found guilty, he should be put in jail or worse or worse. he's a representative of every thing that's bad about the last three years that didn't say globalist . globalist. >> i'm sorry i missed globalist. >> i'm sorry i missed globalist. >> well, there we go. everyone put down shot glasses. put down your shot glasses. now we've . but come we've made it halfway. but come back happy female spy back for some happy female spy is dangerous is an extremely dangerous pensioners. see you then . pensioners. see you then. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers. proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello there. good evening .

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think they'll crack. on welcome back to headliners, where we've just spent the last couple of minutes learning how lewis has such a beautiful jaw. >> much for that >> thank you so much for that information. yeah, tweeting about to find out. about it afterwards to find out. >> tweeting this

>> well, i'm tweeting about this right >> well, i'm tweeting about this rigii'm getting to >> i'm just getting people to put let's put down your phone and let's get with this. job in get on with this. the job in hand. okay. going straight into monday's mail. >> this is the job is letting people is people know we're on this is your job. people know we're on this is youwill. homeland be calling >> will your homeland be calling you no , the you to enlist, lewis no, the answer is no. >> no , no. this is not even >> no, no. this is not even a non—story . this is a non future non—story. this is a non future story . it's republicans story. it's republicans increasingly serious about plan to invade mexico to crush cartels because people because they're bringing in fentanyl, which is like a heroin opiate substitute. and it's so powerful andifs substitute. and it's so powerful and it's killing 100,000 people and it's killing 100,000 people a year. it's a total nightmare. and it's they're taking chinese drugs and they're taking chinese precursor chemicals and they're combining them in mexico. and we've got to do something to stop but the republicans who stop it. but the republicans who are not in power because only the president of the united states can troops in states can send troops in america. so the idea that the republicans can do anything right now and they don't have the is maybe the president, the idea is maybe they're republican they're holding the republican democrats , asking democrats to account, asking them. right. so that's what does that mean? so they're saying to them, know, troops.

them, you know, send troops. the fact the republicans are more fact is the republicans are more concerned an open border, concerned about an open border, which is facilitating. okay >> but arguably, the stuff would get in anyway. ron desantis is basically saying necessarily, but ron desantis is saying day one, he would send troops . i one, he would send troops. i mean, how realistic is this? is this because the mexican president is basically saying this just politics? president is basically saying thisyeah,;t politics? president is basically saying thisyeah,;t poisics? president is basically saying thisyeah,;t poisic�*mean , it's >> yeah, this is i mean, it's against international law and it's a great sound bite, isn't it? talking at it? it's talking tough. and at some point it not following through and finding reason to through and finding a reason to do trump this with the do it. trump did this with the locker up, locker up. oh, never do it. trump did this with the lociaround_ocker up. oh, never do it. trump did this with the lociaround to ker up. oh, never do it. trump did this with the lociaround to locking )h, never do it. trump did this with the lociaround to locking )h, iup.er got around to locking her up. let's missiles and blow up let's send missiles and blow up parts of mexico. oh, won't parts of mexico. oh, we won't get if we talk get around to it. but if we talk tough might the tough now, we might get the votes they that documentary. >> sicario . i believe that >> sicario. i believe that other thing present danger. thing clear and present danger. >> they said, well, you know what? it is sending troops to the . if you're sending the border. if you're sending troops in, it probably means that people aren't going to be trying over the border trying to cross over the border at so solve at the same time. so it'll solve that about that problem. was i wrong about was saying was i wrong about saying the republicans are not serious because i've heard nothing about this i am totally i watch this and i am totally i watch why wrote an article to

why they wrote an article to tell you it. but you know tell you about it. but you know what? the telegraph is becoming tell you about it. but you know what?and�* telegraph is becoming tell you about it. but you know what?and more|raph is becoming tell you about it. but you know what?and more likei is becoming tell you about it. but you know what?and more likei is tguardian more and more like the guardian every . i do. i every single day. i do. i i think so. i'm noticing it. they used to think that they'd be like , right. like, right. >> i mean, it could be that they're taking republican nomination presidential hopefuls at their own words. i think it's four of the of the people up for it basically saying exactly the same and was their first. >> e- e“ >> but that doesn't mean they're serious about it. it's an election campaign. >> no, you're right. >> no, you're right. >> they and can't done. >> more mail. and when even gandhi fails, your purity test, perhaps the problem is you, steve. >> me, not you specifically me. >> me, not you specifically me. >> just whoever's holding these purity tests tonight, downing street fights labour's drive to remove winston churchill , remove winston churchill, horatio nelson and gandhi from road names. >> this in wales and welsh >> this is in wales and welsh labour are like the extreme laboun >> they're going for it. >> they're going for it. >> but this is a stupid idea because don't hand an easy win to a party that has said out loud the quiet bit of we want to

fight the next election on culture wars don't give them these culture. war wins. don't try. and even if you want to do these things, shut about it these things, shut up about it until the election. so until the next election. so it very would very much seems like it would not achieve much if they're not achieve much even if they're trying to do through trying to do it through good means. just going to be means. it's just going to be exactly what conservatives exactly what what conservatives want. exactly . want. yes, exactly. >> and but i mean, louis, there's legislation. i believe there's legislation. i believe there's a bill introduced in england that actually it's actually quite a democratic thing where the street, the road itself to have two thirds of itself has to have two thirds of the voting . if they the residents voting. if they want names, they want to change the names, they don't. they haven't put this through but that's through for wales, but that's quite a good idea, isn't it? >> i heard that. >> i hadn't heard about that. but i think it's on page two of the article. >> know. you know, there are >> you know. you know, there are more than one page. wow >> this is one of these stories that just depresses the hell out of because . because i, you of me because. because i, you know what? you know what's happened i read things like happened when i read things like this, liking this, i actually start liking this, i actually start liking this country and i start remembering what is so good about this country . and when you about this country. and when you see people who are hating on this place, hating on winston

churchill, horatio nelson or other great english people like mahatma gandhi , you had to just mahatma gandhi, you had to just step on my sorry. >> i'm sorry, mate. oh, that's terrible. >> that was one joke that was made by one joke. >> well, you know what? i actually think? mean, i'm very actually think? i mean, i'm very much against the welsh changing there because these are the these are the only people i can pronounce. yeah hey, i'm joking. well right, louis, according to this mail story, a female 007 would more likely be zero six. >> yeah. double zero six, no, 006.7 . because they'd be 11. 006.7. because they'd be 11. they'd be being paid 11% less or seven. >> well, let me do the link again then . again then. >> it's in the daily mail. it says that female spies bugged. they say there's a gender gap that says british secret service says reveal that women are paid less to do the same frontline roles as men and a lot of the people being paid less 11% at listening centre , the gchq hq listening centre, the gchq hq general well, whatever that is,

headquarters and the women are being paid less for listening. but that's what women like to do. there are a bunch of busybodies and eavesdroppers. >> well, i was wondering how you would in there. >> yeah, this misogyny. and >> yeah, this is misogyny. and the the story was very the fact is i the story was very short. i don't know the details, but the details are probably the women work fewer hours, they work different jobs. they don't ask for raises. the way men ask for raises. i mean, yes. >> okay. we've seen this before where there's this this disparity of wages and it turns out it's for these factors. but i mean, i'm sure that you agree, steve, that if they are doing the course they the same job of course they should be getting. yeah >> and the article says but you're right, it's a very short article. i mean, would article. i mean, it would be because going to some because there's going to be some people who are quite secretive about spies about what they do to the spies . so no wonder have all . so no wonder we don't have all the . i it that, the details. i hope it is that, though, is the same though, that if it is the same exactly because exactly the same jobs because we've had court cases the we've had court cases like the asda cashiers were asda one where cashiers were saying we do the same thing as the warehouses. i the people in the warehouses. i know you don't know if i had to

pick work the pick where i had to work the freezing cold warehouse or sitting going, beep, sitting inside going, beep, i know which one i'd rather do. so maybe actually say maybe they do. they actually say beep job. beep when they do the job. >> i don't it quite a lot, >> i don't hear it quite a lot, but mean, there is an but also, i mean, there is an argument, that argument, of course, that the female service agents, female secret service agents, frontline staff should be getting paid more because they seem lot riskier of seem to be a lot riskier of being all in gold being like painted all in gold or covered in oil. thank you. >> that's a that's a movie reference. >> yeah. thank you. thank you so much for explaining the humour there would do there, lewis. what would i do without in the without my shachtman in the corner tuesdays telegraph has yorkshire police covering themselves in glory. >> steve no , no. keep males out >> steve no, no. keep males out of women only spaces. sticker picture investing rated as hate crime. this headline is actually really bad because all the info it's like a german sentence. the verbs at the end of the word. so this pensioner who was this is a pensioner who was questioned she took a questioned because she took a picture of a sticker on poster picture of a sticker on a poster . okay. didn't post picture . okay. didn't post the picture . this is getting confusing, so just took a picture, didn't put didn't sticker the didn't put the sticker on the poster, took a picture of something, didn't post it on social and with social media and agreed with it.

but somehow this then gets investigated by the same police who've done such great who've recently done such great hits having that issue with hits as having that issue with the autistic girl who said that police like her police officer looked like her lesbian nana, which surely it's a matter of opinion. we never saw the picture of the nana, did we? that really i mean, we? i think that really i mean, she have very young i >> -- >> she might have been a compliment. >> she might have been a conspot ent. >> she might have been a conspot on. so the >> spot on. yeah. so the worrying thing about this, though, is it wasn't the though, is that it wasn't the putting the sticker on. it was simply picture of it. simply taking a picture of it. if the person taking the picture of it was against the sticker, sure. the police never would have said anything. >> yes, i mean, this is ridic i mean, we're talking it's west yorkshire police . we should name yorkshire police. we should name and also . the second and shame also. the second they've got the second most highest crime rate in the country their are country, 90% of their crimes are unsolved . the fact that they are unsolved. the fact that they are and to track this and they have to track this person down cctv , this person down using cctv, this surely. lewis this is an unbelievable , awful use of unbelievable, awful use of resources, let alone their human right to take a photo of something . something. >> well, i mean, this country is descending into and as in america is descending into a

police state. it's we here are constantly being badgered by ofcom . it's a total no, no, no. ofcom. it's a total no, no, no. >> it's you, lewis. you, lewis . >> it's you, lewis. you, lewis. quite specifically new total. >> well, let them badger me. it's total sense because i'm the only person who speaks his mind here. censorship. here. but it's total censorship. and this is horrible because it's not even it's not even the woman desecrated a poster that was there. she didn't write on it. she didn't put a label on it. she didn't put a label on it. she didn't put a label on it. she took a picture it. she just took a picture of somebody . somebody else, did something. >> yeah, i was going to say, i am worried because am slightly worried because i took pictures in edinburgh because someone's been spray painting around there. >> won't surname >> tony i won't say the surname is a and whoever has done that has painted loads of has spray painted it loads of places they spell, places and they can't spell, right? i took loads of right? so i took loads of pictures now i'm a bit pictures of it. now i'm a bit worried picture of worried taking a picture of stuff get arrested. stuff will get you arrested. >> west >> just don't go to west yorkshire . right? all yorkshire. right? that's all for part coming up the part three. but coming up in the final ancient final section, we have ancient apes, life after death. and what is a skinny? stick around to find out

welcome back to headliners. and it's the telegraph to kick us off and everything we knew about humanity is wrong. steve yes. >> of 8.7 million year >> discovery of 8.7 million year old ape rewrite its story. the ape doesn't do the rewriting of the history here on earth. fossilised remains in turkey suggest that human origins may actually lie in europe. so before these early hominids, we kind of thought they all kind of thought they were all in africa out. kind of thought they were all in africthis out. kind of thought they were all in africthis does out. kind of thought they were all in africthis does not out. kind of thought they were all in africthis does not prove, out. kind of thought they were all in africthis does not prove, butut. kind of thought they were all in africthis does not prove, but may and this does not prove, but may suggest they could be. some early hominids move to europe . early hominids move to europe. turkey not that far in, and then maybe went back . i'm less maybe went back. i'm less impressed. i know i normally love a sciencey story, but this does not seem to be moving any needle for me. >> it isn't moving . >> it isn't moving. >> it isn't moving. >> sorry. yeah. yeah. well this is . is. >> this is is.- >> this is a is. >> this is a late story. this has been known for like, 20, 30 years. what happened was, is according to dr. richard johnson, you should look this up.and johnson, you should look this up. and talking about uric acid. >> richard johnson , richard >> richard johnson, richard johnson, richard johnson hotels.

>> hope he's not american . >> hope he's not american. >> hope he's not american. >> yeah. yeah that's true. >> yeah. yeah that's true. >> i just realised what a funny name that is. it's it's. it's that. it's that the story of us owen's is that. is that. that. it's that the story of us owen's is that. is that . is that owen's is that. is that. is that the great apes they used to be 20 species of great apes and they moved up north when it was warm and they lived in the north in europe and then it got cold and the only apes that survives were ones who developed uric acid, which enabled them to eat to eat. >> okay, well, we're well done . >> okay, well, we're well done. >> okay, well, we're well done. >> i don't know if either of you have truly covered this story properly it's the you properly because it's the you know, there's an argument. well, traditionally, it's been thought that the cradle of humanity was africa . now 1.5 million years africa. now 1.5 million years before the apes that we have seen in history that humans evolved from, we're now seeing those apes that are the precursors to them originating actually more in europe . actually more in europe. >> oh, no, no, no. this that's not that's that's what this story says. >> that's what this says. >> that's what this story says. but is, that

but the actual truth is, is that the great it's kind of it kind of helped in europe because because some great apes went up to they up to europe. they to they went up to europe. they developed ability to eat developed this ability to eat sugan developed this ability to eat sugar, to metabolise fructose and alcohol . and then when it and alcohol. and then when it got colder, they moved down. >> there's no evidence of any apesin >> there's no evidence of any apes in africa before the 8.7 million anyway. look, you know what? you better read the telegraph article yourself. i think daily star now, think the daily star now, unfortunately , we have our unfortunately, we have our very own us own dr. schaefer to tell us which conspiracy theory is true. >> this is. >> this is. >> this is this guy, avi loeb, who is basically i mean, i don't like to say anybody's been ridiculed, but the truth is , ridiculed, but the truth is, he's an astrophysicist. anybody who's a physicist is i don't respect nothing personal. i don't respect it at all. is that is that it says that they found a meteor that that was in the ocean and it had different stuff than what's on earth . but that's than what's on earth. but that's to be expected because the fact is, is that meteors enter our solar system all the time and they land on earth and they're going to bring stuff from outer

space. >> yeah, but i mean, he's also essentially saying that it could be a spacecraft, an alien spacecraft . spacecraft. >> yeah, it could. it should have maybe possibly lifting. >> firstly , i'd like to correct >> firstly, i'd like to correct the besmirched of my reputation. i was chemist, not a i was a chemist, not a physicist. so same difference. chemist chemist, physicist, physicist , chemist chemist, physicist, physicist, chemist. i never chemist chemist, physicist, physicist , chemist. i never got physicist, chemist. i never got to touch it. >> lady, i'm sorry. i'm sorry , >> lady, i'm sorry. i'm sorry, steve, because i. i think chemistry is . is perhaps the chemistry is. is perhaps the most respectable of all the science . science. >> it was handy at parties. we turn up with all that neat alcohol. but point is , alcohol. but the point is, there's no way. this from there's no way. this is from a spacecraft , right? because if spacecraft, right? because if you invent a space craft you can invent a space craft that can travel faster than the speed and arrive speed of light and then arrive at your destination and have a little around , stuff ain't little look around, stuff ain't going fall off there. level going to fall off there. level of technology, surely is. the auens of technology, surely is. the aliens aren't going to be leaving small, small balls falling space. falling off their space. >> well, i've learned something. thank there, doctor. >> well, i've learned something. thesteve there, doctor. >> well, i've learned something. thesteve allen there, doctor. >> well, i've learned something. thesteve allen , there, doctor. >> well, i've learned something. thesteve allen , chemist. doctor. dr. steve allen, chemist. chemist. fine. an actual doctor next in the mail with a bit of a >> i'm a theoretical

>> steve, i'm a theoretical physicist. not my words. the words of this theoretical physicist and here's why. life after death is in possible. it's the one us scientist has looked into it. theoretical physicist sean carroll says that there's no way basically it's information theory. there's no way that the information that's in that who in your head that makes you who you you could end up you think you are could end up anywhere else. there's protons, electrons and neutrons. i mean, in model, there's in the standard model, there's some but some other stuff as well, but there's no way that this any there's no way that this can any way connect it to an way kind of connect it to an afterlife. use afterlife. you can use thermodynamics to point out why ghosts can't even be thing. ghosts can't even be a thing. none this makes a difference none of this makes a difference because enjoy because people who believe enjoy believing in spite evidence . believing in spite of evidence. >> okay, so this is sort of good news in that when dies, he news in that when lewis dies, he will 100% be dead. is that what you're saying? don't. will you're saying? i don't. it will only and live on in his only continue and live on in his calendars. there'll be calendars. so there'll be a higgs around going higgs boson going around going like seen talk higgs boson going around going like me seen talk higgs boson going around going like me . seen talk about me. >> that's fine. >> that's fine. >> well, the thing is, the thing is, right . is, steve, you might be right. but the fact is that anybody who says i'm a theoretical

physicist, i don't. i want to be careful with the word that i use. can i say the word t w a no? no, i can't say that word is a w a n no , i no? no, i can't say that word is awanno,ican'tsay no? no, i can't say that word is a w a n no , i can't say that. a w a n no, i can't say that. word is . word is. >> you're a really good speller. >> you're a really good speller. >> i didn't know that about you i >> -- >> is an idiot. >> is an idiot. >> yeah. can i say the word idiot? >> you say idiot. >> you say idiot. >> anybody who's a physicist, anybody who's a physicist is. >> anybody who's a physicist, anyokay.nho's a physicist is. >> anybody who's a physicist, anyokay.nho's ayou'sicist is. >> anybody who's a physicist, anyokay.nho's ayou for st is. >> anybody who's a physicist, anyokay.nho's ayou for the ;. >> anybody who's a physicist, anyokay.nho's ayou for the lewis >> okay. thank you for the lewis schaffer input there. the guardian. you guardian. now what do you make of dog? guardian. now what do you make of dogiog? guardian. now what do you make of dog hating nickname , act >> big dog hating nickname, act early to stop it catching on. >> etiquette experts say . and it >> etiquette experts say. and it says it says if someone calls you i never had that problem because i used to be called big, big rooster schaffer. that was my nickname. >> nickname ? >> what was your nickname? >> what was your nickname? >> but it wasn't >> big rooster. but it wasn't rooster. the other rooster. it was the other shortened . shortened word for rooster. >> someone see you in the shower? >> no. >> em- em" >> it's like, what do you call an a hen? an opposite of a hen? >> yeah , i know. >> yeah, i know. >> yeah, i know. >> people online think you are one of those, but i defend you. i never call you one of i would never call you one of those your face. those to your face. >> i but a joke about my >> i but it was a joke about my private parts. >> okay. very good. i mean, what. do you think of this, what. what do you think of this,

steve? to be steve? i mean, it seems to be like if don't to like if you don't want to be called a nickname, just ask people to not call. people politely to not call. >> don't call piggy. that's >> don't call me piggy. that's what the section that says. >> don't. don't show >> like, don't. don't show that you're need >> like, don't. don't show that yo respond need >> like, don't. don't show that yo respond and need >> like, don't. don't show that yo respond and mask need >> like, don't. don't show that yo respond and mask irritation. to respond and mask irritation. be . and then there's be nonchalant. and then there's a here that pretend not to a bit here that pretend not to react. if someone uses the nickname, that's the genius. they go, sorry, i thought you meant someone. >> baldy right. >> whatever. baldy right. >> whatever. baldy right. >> more guardian to finish >> hey, more guardian to finish on with the best of british. steve, very quickly . steve, very quickly. >> these inventions, the zucchini and a self—cleaning path. it's a swimsuit bikini . path. it's a swimsuit bikini. the zucchini. thought path. it's a swimsuit bikini. the couldini. thought path. it's a swimsuit bikini. the could swim thought path. it's a swimsuit bikini. the could swim in thought path. it's a swimsuit bikini. the could swim in a thought path. it's a swimsuit bikini. the could swim in a bikini.1t path. it's a swimsuit bikini. the could swim in a bikini. i you could swim in a bikini. i don't them. so don't really wear them. so that's fine. >> w a e a [10 w.- >> text there's a no no, but let's just say any more let's just say this any more because this is my favourite thing. a bit thing. if you're a bit overweight whatever it looks overweight or whatever it looks like a midriff, but like you can see a midriff, but really it's covering it up. >> optical illusion. >> okay. what's your favourite thing? bob tell both. what's >> okay. what's your favourite thingfavouritell both. what's >> okay. what's your favourite thingfavourite invention. what's >> okay. what's your favourite thingfavourite invention. withe; path? >> a self—cleaning path. >> so it's a self—cleaning path. if dog it, it if it detects dog mark on it, it can water and it's an can spray water and it's an opfion can spray water and it's an option it waits for dog option if it waits for the dog to seconds, option if it waits for the dog to me seconds, option if it waits for the dog to me your seconds, option if it waits for the dog to me your favourite seconds, invention. >> my father was a patent attorney. >> you know that? attorney. >> yes, you know that? attorney. >> yes, you k know1at? attorney. >> yes, you k know that. yeah. >> yes, i did know that. yeah. yeah, >> yes, i did know that. yeah. yeai,

>> yes, i did know that. yeah. yeai don't. i actually patented >> i don't. i actually patented or tried to. >> okay . thank you so much for >> okay. thank you so much for that input. the show is nearly over. >> oven >> this was the worst show . >> this was the worst show. >> another quick look at monday's worst show. >> i think it's the best one. >> i think it's the best one. >> to with >> i think it's the best one. >> times to with >> i think it's the best one. >> times as to with >> i think it's the best one. >> times as hundreds to with >> i think it's the best one. >> times as hundreds of with >> i think it's the best one. >> times as hundreds of schools the times as hundreds of schools still in dark over safety fears, the daily mail councils allow staff to work from the beach. the school crisis, no the guardian's school crisis, no extra for says extra cash for repairs, says treasury the mirror promise treasury the mirror my promise to workers. financial times. russia's banks propped up by chinese cash after sanctions and the trek or heat. those are the star trek or heat. those are your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank to have time for. thank you to my guest allen louis guest, steve and allen and louis schaefer. is the schaefer. i think this is the best back best show ever. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. when louis is return . maybe. yes. is going to return. maybe. yes. with cox and simon evans in with paul cox and simon evans in the hot seat. and if you're watching stay tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thank you for joining night. for breakfast. thank you for joir he night. for breakfast. thank you for joir he hates night. for breakfast. thank you for joir he hates me night. for breakfast. thank you for joir he hates me. night. >> he hates me. >> he hates me. >> the temperature's rising . >> the temperature's rising. boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello there. good evening . >> hello there. good evening. i'm jonathan vautrey. who is

your gb news? weather forecast provided by the met office. hope you enjoyed your weekend. it is ending on fairly fine note for ending on a fairly fine note for many of a lot of clear many of us. a lot of clear intervals through evening intervals through the evening and overnight away from the far north of scotland. that is going to and to remain a bit breezier and cloudier. some fog cloudier. some mist and fog patches will form underneath those skies , particularly those clear skies, particularly for england. southeast for eastern england. southeast england, but also northern ireland quite murky. ireland turning quite murky. first morning . first thing on monday morning. for most of us, though, it will be mild start. be a fairly mild warm start. temperatures around 1415 c in a lot of towns and cities . lot of our towns and cities. once that mist and fog does eventually clear its way off, monday to be pretty monday promises to be a pretty glorious for many of us. glorious day for many of us. a good of sunshine for the good swathe of sunshine for the vast majority of uk . it will vast majority of the uk. it will be a bit breezy around the west country . gusty some country. gusty along some coastlines and always cloud coastlines here and always cloud lingering far lingering across the very far north of scotland. drizzly outbreaks of rain for shetland as elsewhere in that as well. but elsewhere in that sunshine very warm sunshine feeling very warm widely into the mid 20s. if not the high 20s across southern england and wales. pressure england and wales. high pressure sticks the middle sticks with us into the middle part but it part of the week, but it re—orientate itself tap

re—orientate itself so we tap into air flow that into a southerly air flow that allows us feed in some even allows us to feed in some even warmer conditions from continental europe. on the continental europe. so on the grand scheme of things, tuesday looks another pretty fine looks like another pretty fine day of us. again, still day for many of us. again, still quite blustery across the south—west, some higher cloud pushing across northern pushing in across northern ireland well, the ireland as well, turning the sunshine cloud sunshine haze. you're in cloud just across just still lingering across parts orkney, isle of parts of orkney, the isle of lewis. still plenty amounts lewis. but still plenty amounts of be had and of sunshine to be had and temperatures peaking around wednesday. thursday. over wednesday. and thursday. over 30 c . 30 c. >> the temperatures rising . boxt >> the temperatures rising. boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on

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