news >> good evening. the top story tonight from the newsroom. the government is announcing tonight that it's sending an emergency response team to morocco following friday's earthquake. the foreign secretary, james cleverly saying the uk is deploying 60 search and rescue special lists as well as four rescue dogs , more than 2100 rescue dogs, more than 2100 people have now died after the 6.8 man quake struck remote areas of the atlas mountains . areas of the atlas mountains. with aftershocks today causing more uncertainty and danger. and

his majesty king charles has sent his condolences today to morocco, saying he can't describe the depths of his sadness and sorrow at the appalling tragedy unfolding there . well, in other news there. well, in other news today, daniel khalife has been charged with escaping custody after four days on the run from the authorities . the 21 year old the authorities. the 21 year old escaped terror suspect had strapped himself underneath a food delivery lorry to escape from wandsworth prison on wednesday. he was tackled from his bike on a canal towpath in northolt in west london by a police officer yesterday. he will appear at westminster magistrates court tomorrow. meanwhile, the justice secretary says around 40 inmates were moved out of wandsworth prison amid an investigation into caliph's escape. alex chalk admitting the prison is overcrowded but also promising the government is doing all it can. it comes as an inmate at the prison was stabbed this afternoon. the man was taken to hospital where he remains in a

critical condition . the tuc says critical condition. the tuc says it's reporting the government to the united nations over a new uk law requiring staff to work dunng law requiring staff to work during strike action. the tuc's general secretary says the legislation falls far short of international legal standards. the government says the law protects the lives of the public, such as in the case of doctors strikes recently announcing a consultation on how the new law can be enacted . and the new law can be enacted. and tonight , the spanish football tonight, the spanish football federation president, luis rubiales, says he will resign following the controversy over him kissing a player at the women's world cup. the 46 year old kissed jenny hermoso on the lips during the trophy presentation following spain's victory over england in last month's world cup final. but the midfielder said the kiss wasn't consensual. in an interview with piers morgan, rubiales says he could not continue with his work and finally, sir mo farah has

completed his final race of his running career, stealing fourth place in the great north run . place in the great north run. the four time olympic champion said it had been an amazing journey . he was cheered on and journey. he was cheered on and greeted by crowds as he crossed the finishing line, emulating his trademark m with his hands above his head as he did so, the sports star announced earlier this year that the time had finally come for him to move away from running with gb news across the uk on tv. in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news this is britain's news . news. channel >> hello and welcome to headliners . >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm josh howie. and joining me to sort the wheat from the chaff of monday's newspaper is comedian and comedy promoter who's never actually

booked me. paul cox . and that's booked me. paul cox. and that's one way to do it. comedy legend and the person you can blame for making me a stand up comedian, adam thank you. hello, adam bloom. thank you. hello, adam. your first time here. welcome. you . a comedy welcome. thank you. a comedy legend. and can you legend. absolutely. and can you explain the reason legend. absolutely. and can you explai|a the reason legend. absolutely. and can you explai|a comedian? reason legend. absolutely. and can you explai|a comedian? because you you're a comedian? because you said we were mates and you said, you know, josh, you're quite funny. give go. funny. you should give it a go. no, you gigs and no, no, you did two gigs and gave up. and said gave up. yeah. and i said you should back it. should go back to doing it. yeah. are basically to yeah. so you are basically to blame. viewers, i apologise blame. tony viewers, i apologise for experience. what for your experience. what will happen incredible . happen next? that's incredible. how are you doing, paul? you're right. how those right. okay. how are those gigs? yeah. now yeah. anyway, let's move on now . look at monday's . right. let's look at monday's front pages very quickly . we front pages very quickly. we have the daily mail, a hostile act in the heart of parliament. the times reveal old spy suspect in the heart of power. the i uk interest rates hikes set to end . experts predict the guardian 184,000 cancer cases in the uk this year were preventable. the mirror of terror on our streets and the star of great british bunco and those we are front

pages. bunco and those we are front pages . and we are going to begin pages. and we are going to begin with the daily mail. paul and not really an advert for smoking there on the front. no i mean, forget the spy story for a minute. we've got some bigger news, haven't we? moss? news, haven't we? kate moss? looks on the looks like she's been on the cigarettes looks like she's been on the cigthetes looks like she's been on the cigthe vaping which the mail has up the vaping which the mail has seen fit to put right on the front page. quite an unflattering photograph, to be honest. but then, you honest. josh, but then, you know, kate moss is of an age now where she's been smoking for a long time and i guess this is what happens if you do. yeah, i mean, adam, look, i don't want to for looking to shame people for looking rougher than they were when they were 20 years ago, but that is that makes me just glad i didn't smoke. i mean, i look exactly the same . the same. >> should cut to e should cut to a >> i think it should cut to a picture all of us three, 20 picture of all of us three, 20 years ago. yeah, that's. >> a good point >> that's such a good point because absolutely. >> that's such a good point bectyou absolutely. >> that's such a good point bectyou what,)solutely. >> that's such a good point bectyou what, 20. jtely. >> that's such a good point bectyou what, 20. well, she tell you what, 20. well, she looks now than i did looks better now than i did 20 years so i'm not going. i'm years ago. so i'm not going. i'm not going to i'm not going to

draw any conclusions anyway. let's do the story there. let's do the proper story there. yeah the heart yeah a hostile act in the heart of parliament. so this is the story on the front of the mail. china was last night accused of carrying out a hostile act in the heart of westminster after a parliamentary researcher was arrested on suspicion of spying. now, before we get going, westminster is probably the whitest place in london in the houses of parliament. so why it took so long to find the chinese spy?i took so long to find the chinese spy? i don't know. josh well, do they? is there any indication of this ethnicity ? well, this person's ethnicity? well, i'm because because i'm going to because because this gb i'm to this is gb news. i'm going to guess. assume and plough forward with it . josh okay. and then with it. josh okay. and then when wrong, well , just when you're wrong, well, just deny even did story. deny that we even did the story. but i mean, obviously this is very serious. one thing very serious. it's one thing that's interesting that's always very interesting to you never hear stories to me is you never hear stories of found spying of you know, uk man found spying in china or in their part. i mean, it's a dictatorship. so they don't really have houses there. so much better than, well, be i can only well, we must be i can only guess quite amusing guess. but what is quite amusing in story is the fact that

in this story is the fact that rishi has taken there, one rishi sunak has taken there, one of the senior members of their political team task over this political team to task over this sort of saying, you know, this is this is not an old chap. and i can't imagine anyone being scared of rishi sunak, let alone china. i'd like to see that china. so i'd like to see that footage. well, that's it. i mean, adam, he him aside, mean, adam, he took him aside, didn't lee kwang. and he didn't he, old lee kwang. and he also took him aside. probably the. the. no one's going to be physically intimidated by sunak i >> -- >> no. something racist sounds going on because all i can think of, i spy with my little eye and that's dodgy ground. >> that's very dodgy ground. you might away with might just get away with it here. the place. here. you're in the right place. adam welcome. i look adam welcome. yeah, i mean, look , can the uk do? i , but what can the uk do? i mean, china is the world's second biggest superpower. where what are we meant to do? he's just. i can't even imagine what he said to him. like can you please stop spying on us? he's had it. we can't do anything. i mean, we could be seeing this is theatre , global political theatre, global political theatre, global political theatre . so we identify someone

theatre. so we identify someone could be spying. of course. there's someone spying. there's not just china spying in our parliament. there's probably europe america and everyone europe and america and everyone else to spy and everybody spies. and that's part of it, surely. but the other thing, adam, is maybe we should feel quite positive upon positive about being spied upon . like . like there's a reason like that are spying on us. that they are spying on us. >> we worth looking at. we're worth looking at. yeah. i think we should all let each other spy and cut all the pretence and just cut all the pretence though. spend though. we don't have to spend any up on each any money checking up on each other. agree like other. just all agree like a sort nudist sort of, you know, just a nudist beach. each other. beach. just look at each other. >> of our secrets >> just put all of our secrets up on google. them on up on google. just put them on twitter. right? we're twitter. it's fine, right? we're going to on the guardian. >> adam dear. okay so on >> adam oh, dear. okay so on a serious note , in morocco, serious note, in morocco, there's a village that's had an earthquake and 90 of the 200 people affected have died, which is obviously tragic . and i is obviously tragic. and i always just think, you know, you're living your life when you see these stories. you go, oh, this is awful. but you have to remember that those people were just until just living a normal life until that so hard that moment. it's just so hard to imagine because you see these people crying and they go, oh,

this terrible. and ten this is terrible. and ten minutes beforehand they were living that's living a normal life and that's what's harrowing about it. what's so harrowing about it. but it's a very but yeah, apparently it's a very new story. of 200 people new story. 90 of the 200 people have let's move on have died. well, let's move on to a bit more upbeat. to something a bit more upbeat. >> cancer . >> cancer. >> cancer. >> so they had they had a survived. they'd got cancer anyway . well, apparently 184,000 anyway. well, apparently 184,000 cancer cases in the uk this year were preventable, which is a horrible thought. and this is often linked to such small print here. please forgive me . things here. please forgive me. things like drinking, smoking and sunburn , bad eyesight, bad sunburn, bad eyesight, bad cataracts. yeah. so yes. so this is things related to drinking and smoking. and you've got to think sometimes you've got to go stop drinking smoking . i stop drinking and smoking. i often over a of often think that over a glass of wine night, you smash the wine every night, you smash the mirror on my sunbed . yeah. but mirror on my sunbed. yeah. but yeah , i don't really know much yeah, i don't really know much more about this story. actually but it's a preventable case. is always terrible thing to read about. >> w mean, is the >> yeah, i mean, it is the humanity isn't it? and humanity of it, isn't it? and that's that we get that's the thing that we get worried about the most, is, you know, losing loved ones, losing

our own lives. but of course, really angle that nearly really the angle that nearly everybody's coming from is the cost nhs and that's why cost to the nhs and that's why things like this are always such a big story because we're kind of on our knees in terms of the nhs in this country. and every time there's a preventable case it means that they go on to get stage three and and they stage three and four and they need serious treatment to hopefully save their lives . and hopefully save their lives. and in they don't. but it in many cases they don't. but it costs billions of pounds each yeah costs billions of pounds each year. so we kind of have to get on of it, which is why they, on top of it, which is why they, you we sit and you know, we might sit back and be i don't be contrarian and say, i don't want smoking . i don't want to give up smoking. i don't want to give up smoking. i don't want to give drinking. at want to give up drinking. but at the day, a cost the end of the day, it's a cost to a whole, as a country, to us as a whole, as a country, because to the nhs. because it's a cost to the nhs. absolutely. the second absolutely. but the second biggest identify here biggest cause they identify here and pushed. and cancer research have pushed. this and that's this is about obesity and that's also problem. so all of this is about obesity and that's also issues,)roblem. so all of this is about obesity and that's also issues, the lem. so all of this is about obesity and that's also issues, the other'>o all of this is about obesity and that's also issues, the other issue of those issues, the other issue thatis those issues, the other issue that is raised is this idea of the nanny state. at what point does does the government step in to ban smoking or cut fast food or whatever it is to prevent

these deaths and also to do i mean, in a it's not a particularly nice but save us money. yeah sure. >> well, alcohol is taxed at 33, i believe . so you could say if i believe. so you could say if no one drank, that would be a lot less money. so that's not a good idea. yeah, i suppose maybe there be a tax there should be a tax on everything for you. everything that's bad for you. that to the nhs that goes straight to the nhs to look the person had look after the person who's had it. so when you buy, you buy a i don't brands you buy don't say any brands you buy a fast food meal. maybe it's like 80% tax. no no. imagine if they taxed just a random number, 80% on all fast food and as soon as you bought it, that money went straight to the machine that you're going to need. when you have of now a have five of them. now that's a nice schaefer here. nice you know schaefer was here. >> you that that >> he would tell you that that exists oh, really? exists already. oh, really? >> he's a conspiracist probably. >> he's a conspiracist probably. >> someone >> he's a conspiracist probably. >> has someone >> he's a conspiracist probably. >> has heard someone >> he's a conspiracist probably. >> has heard that eone out there has just heard that and that is a brilliant and gone that is a brilliant idea implementing idea and they're implementing it. we're it. so well done. yeah, we're going to move on to the mirror pool close pool and something quite close to and i don't to my heart. yes and i don't know is, but it's know what that is, but it's quite close to mine well. quite close to mine as well. interestingly terror our interestingly terror on our streets. this is all about streets. so this is all about dangerous dogs act. the mirror

here are taking the lead and saying, suella saying, finally, suella braverman is listening to them and we need to do more about dangerous dogs. now. i was attacked by a dog when i was 11, and it it actually triggered a sort of a 20 year i'm kind of overit sort of a 20 year i'm kind of over it now, but 20 years sort of fear of dogs for me. and i was i was sort of chased by a bit of a rabid dog that i didn't disturb in any way at all, just came for me and bit me. i was 11 years old. it was 1991 and i can remember it like it was yesterday. and that an yesterday. and that was an alsatian which not alsatian actually, which is not a dangerous breed. just a dangerous breed. it just been mistreated when mistreated by his owners. when you run you used to be able to run and. yeah, yeah . if it had been now, yeah, yeah. if it had been now, i have just been lunch. i i would have just been lunch. i would have been a good lunch though. but though. let's be honest. but this is interesting because this always provokes very polarised views. now only in the last couple of years have i actually had pets and been around pets. and actually that's taught me to love animals in a very different way, very platonic way . way, very platonic way. adam i hasten to add. but it's taught way, very platonic way. adam i has'loi to add. but it's taught way, very platonic way. adam i

has'loi to ad enjoy it's taught way, very platonic way. adam i has'loi to ad enjoy animals. ht me to really enjoy animals. however previous to that, i would have said just, you know, any breed of dog that's dangerous, like you know, is partial eating children get partial to eating children get rid of. but there's always some of the children. that's what i meant . yeah, get rid of meant. yeah, sorry. i get rid of the no , genuinely, the children, but no, genuinely, i just said, i would have just said, look, get i don't understand what get rid. i don't understand what the just rid the problem is. just get rid of the problem is. just get rid of the of the dog. but there's a lot of people counter people who will have a counter argument i mean, argument to that. yeah. i mean, adam, i got to be honest. i just adam, i got to be honest. ijust think it's this think just ban them. it's this specific breed. bully dogs brought from america brought over from america because bulls were were were because pit bulls were were were banned. because pit bulls were were were banned . and every day you're banned. and every day you're reading, you know, some old lady getting bitten, some child getting bitten, some child getting bit. there's no need for them to be in this country. >> it's a no brainer. and they should get muzzles and put them on the owners as well. >> it's not a bad idea. >> yeah. it's not a bad idea. >> yeah. it's not a bad idea. >> not a bad no. it's a no >> not a bad idea. no. it's a no brainer. it's ridiculous. and in >> not a bad idea. no. it's a no braiyears 's ridiculous. and in >> not a bad idea. no. it's a no braiyears timeiculous. and in >> not a bad idea. no. it's a no braiyears time when s. and in >> not a bad idea. no. it's a no braiyears time when s. is|d in ten years time when it is illegal, we'll we'll look back and you really and they'll go, did you really have to walk on have those dogs about to walk on the street their own? it's the street on their own? it's ridiculous. does. the street on their own? it's ridiculcsuella does. the street on their own? it's ridiculcsuella braverman >> for suella braverman for getting fair does for >> for suella braverman for gettmirror fair does for

>> for suella braverman for gettmirror for fair does for >> for suella braverman for gettmirror for sticking does for >> for suella braverman for gettmirror for sticking with for the mirror for sticking with this. they've been on this for a long i hope that we long time and i hope that we actually see some long time and i hope that we actuall'yeah, see some long time and i hope that we actuall'yeah, look,e somegoing long time and i hope that we ac'finish eah, look,e somegoing long time and i hope that we ac'finish on , look,e somegoing long time and i hope that we ac'finish on the)k,e somegoing long time and i hope that we ac'finish on the star,omegoing long time and i hope that we ac'finish on the star, adam. ng long time and i hope that we ac'finish on the star, adam. oh to finish on the star, adam. oh there it is. >> oh, so this is very good news. um, if you have a job, if you're a boss, this is bad news. if you're an employee, this is great news. the great british bank millions work in bank of millions skip work in the final autumn blast. it's obvious when it's really sunny day and everyone rings in sick. oh i've got that thing that's going round. it's always that thing that's going distinctly. >> dixon meant to be on >> nick dixon was meant to be on tonight replacing him. >> , i'm replacing nick. but >> no, i'm replacing nick. but yeah, so people are 28 degrees. people are taking their day off work and you can't this thing you can't prove someone's lying. but the statistics like everyone goes to work, everyone goes to work. everyone's sick. work. oh, everyone's off sick. you lying . they you go, someone's lying. they need of lie detector. need some kind of lie detector. when ring in that when you ring in work, that works to works out because i'd like to just you really ill? just go. are you really ill? they yeah, i've got that they go, yeah, i've got that thing . thing going thing. that thing that's going round. like round. all right. like you should have zoom should be able to have a zoom call with some oh, you call with some like, oh, you could it's just an idea. you

could do. it's just an idea. you get them to a you, you get them to take a you, you, you carry them a thermometer and they have to do a test on zoom unexpected in front of and unprepared. you have to very, very specific thermometer they can't have their own one and switch it with a fake one and you've got actually show i've you've got to actually show i've just problem just solved the problem. >> you are the >> adam you are you are the problem be problem that's to going be your headline. nickname headline. his nickname is the problem solver. >> solved a problem. >> i've just solved a problem. just done. just not well done. >> done . well, that's the >> well done. well, that's the front pages good seeing front pages given a good seeing to the next section to join us for the next section with spies. iranian with chinese spies. iranian spies and cuts to special needs. funding which i couldn't to funding which i couldn't get to rhyme . okay. see rhyme. okay. see

yes, you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> welcome back to headliners . >> welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie paul cox. still hasn't booked me for any gigs, even though he had ample time in the interval. and adam bloom has just bought out a book with all his tips about comedy writing. but i haven't read it yet. so this is the link.

but i haven't read it yet. so this is the link . okay. it is this is the link. okay. it is that it ? best, best seller in that it? best, best seller in three categories. do you want us quickly to say what the book is before it's called finding your comic before it's called finding your conand it's 29 years thoughts in >> and it's 29 years thoughts in 100,000 words. and it's taken me eight months to write it. it's a brand new, so it's a lot of pressure on you to be funny. >> oh, he funny. no, no. >> oh, he funny. sorry. no, no. yeah, he's absolutely fine. >> if i'm not funny, don't buy the book. >> right, well, >> he's funny. all right, well, quite story in the quite a serious story in the guardian kick off with guardian to kick off with about funding cuts to children with special adam. well , well, okay. i will. the >> well, well, okay. i will. the government, they've revealed the guardian revealed that there's a covert deal to help cut pupils in england with special needs , in england with special needs, and they're going to cut it by a fifth. and if you're suffering from those cutbacks, that's 20. very funny . very funny. >> he did. >> he did. >> he did. >> he absolutely nailed. you're going to see an absolute spike in sales , 23, 19. i mean going to see an absolute spike in sales , 23,19. i mean , going to see an absolute spike in sales , 23, 19. i mean , what in sales, 23,19. i mean, what a sorry mess, though. acas i mean,

what a sorry mess. you know, things are bad when they're cutting back on the most vulnerable people in our society, of which these children are. and i don't know why they don't leave the kids alone. the kids to be the target of kids seem to be the target of everything at the moment, whether something whether it's something to do with ideology, whether with trans ideology, whether it's closing schools it's to do with closing schools because covid crumbling because of covid and crumbling concrete . now it's when they get concrete. now it's when they get in there, they need special in there, if they need special support, to support, they're not going to get and this comes get it because and this comes down local councils, which down to local councils, which i'm here, i'm loathe to blame here, because their money because all of their money flows down top or up from down from the top or up from people council tax and people paying council tax and there's only so much of it to go around have to ask around and you just have to ask yourself why can't we prioritise these things differently ? we these things differently? we spend lots of money on lots of things, but some things need to be ring fenced. i know this is not easy. this is not me coming up with a blum esque solution here. um unfortunately. but what i say is some things are i would say is some things are simple. looking after children. >> don't call them simple . yeah >> don't call them simple. yeah >> don't call them simple. yeah >> all things . all things. he

>> all things. all things. he just earned his fee and one second. but no, i 100% agree with you. i mean , the other part with you. i mean, the other part of this story is that you had the then junior minister, education minister, say in front of a committee, there are going to be no cuts. and then it turns out that this contract, this company they bought in, which is newton, , which is like newton, europe, which is like we're going to set up a company, it's going to be about education. going to call education. we're going to call it very it newton, and it turns out very specifically, we their specifically, it says, we their aim of their work is to cut the funding then you look funding by 20. then you look into it little bit further and into it a little bit further and what they're trying to do is basically , it seems like push basically, it seems like push the problem onto the normal educational system, the mainstream educational system by getting these students into there. so they have to be burdened with these costs. the whole thing is a sorry affair, as you said. and i 100% agree with these people are some with you. these people are some of most needy in our of the most needy in our society. education is a priority . and also and knowing people who are going through all this, it's such a hard system to get

the money from. it's like trying to get money of a stone. and to get money out of a stone. and it's as it is. it's difficult enough as it is. and idea of cutting it and just the idea of cutting it further i think is disgusting anyway. but it's a huge part of this billions of pounds, you know ? anyway, let's go to on know? anyway, let's go to on some fun stuff now. terror guy news in monday's telegraph . news in monday's telegraph. >> i actually have a solution, by the way, for that. okay quickly. give them quickly. yeah. give them thermometers . thermometers or distract them. >> there you go. >> there you go. >> i think you might have shares in sales business. in a thermometer sales business. so, paul, this is a story in telegraph and it's so typical, isn't one prisoner just isn't it? one prisoner just ruining for rest of them? ruining it for the rest of them? yeah he's one bad apple ruins the bad bunch around 40 the whole bad bunch around 40 prisoners have been moved out of wandsworth prison terror wandsworth prison after terror suspect daniel caliph's escape. the justice secretary. we like to call him terror man here. chairman yeah. what he's become. he's caught now. so he's he's been caught now. so he's not that terrible but i out not that terrible but i mean out of abundance caution was of the abundance of caution was the was the language that was used. , of used. i mean, out of the abundance of caution . what abundance of caution. what a load waffle. mean , load of waffle. i mean, sometimes i wonder if some of

these people, any colour of politician, if they turned around , we might be able to hear around, we might be able to hear them better because it it's absolute the whole absolute nonsense. the whole time. this achieves nothing . time. this achieves nothing. this just some sort of knee this is just some sort of knee jerk reaction that had to do jerk reaction that we had to do something. listening to this , something. listening to this, you know, covering this story early the weekend and early on in the weekend and listening this on gb news listening to this on gb news throughout it's throughout the weekend, it's quite clear that wandsworth is not but it in not alone, but it is in a terrible state and just taking those 40 people out and putting them another prison where them into another prison where they're terrible state is they're in a terrible state is solving problems whatsoever , solving no problems whatsoever, is that i'm sure if that's is that i'm not sure if that's what it. read what they mean by it. i read through terrible language, through their terrible language, waffle euphemism, whatever as 40 other prisoners who basically shouldn't be in there because as this guy, you know, as as terror man was he was he should have been he's a spy. but this is a category b prison. and they are arguing that he should be a category a prison. and i'm guessing this is that they've looked other prisoners and looked at 40 other prisoners and 90, looked at 40 other prisoners and go, a minute, these go, wait a minute, these guys could as better could escape as well. we better sort out. i agree. i

sort them out. yeah, i agree. i mean , and did you you saw this mean, and did you you saw this story. it'sjust mean, and did you you saw this story. it's just i mean, and did you you saw this story. it'sjust i mean, what story. it's just i mean, what a sorry state of affairs. yeah >> i just assumed that 40 prisoners moved on their own accord just under the lorry. >> yeah, that's the best way to go to that prison down the road there ourselves. bring the lorry right. >> crumbling concrete in a spoon. >> good . >> very good. >> very good. >> easy telegraph. now, adam, it seems we might seems like we might. we might soon actually have strikes soon actually have some strikes about striking . about striking. >> yes. so the trade unions report the government to the un over anti—strike laws . so over anti—strike laws. so general secretary of the tuc says that strikes fall under well short of the standards of the un's workers rights watchdog. trade unions have reported that governments to the un over dreadful new anti—strike laws. the trouble with the anti strike law is there's not much you can do about it. if you don't like it . don't like it. >> yeah, that a very good >> yeah, that is a very good point. the point. you can't i mean, the idea that i mean this is a bit like you're i'm going to go and tell what you've done. i tell mum what you've done. i mean, the idea that the un is our saviour is crazy as our saviour to me is crazy as well. are famous for

well. the un are famous for abusing their in many abusing their power in many ways. i mean, i don't want to go into details here case into details here now in case i'm wrong, but you i'm entirely wrong, but you know, my experience it know, from my experience it seems they are. a bit seems they are. so it's a bit like asking shipman to look seems they are. so it's a bit like {your} shipman to look seems they are. so it's a bit like {your nan,)man to look seems they are. so it's a bit like {your nan, butn to look seems they are. so it's a bit like {your nan, but they're k seems they are. so it's a bit like {your nan, but they're not after your nan, but they're not going achieve anything here. going to achieve anything here. i think only achieve i think the only way to achieve anything regards to this is anything with regards to this is the we've got already the process we've got already within our own democracy . we within our own democracy. we within our own democracy. we within the houses of parliament, we are going have a changing we are going to have a changing of the guard in the next 12 months a part months and inevitably, as a part of of the guard of that changing of the guard labour to feature labour are going to feature heavily some way or another, whether a parliament whether it's a hung parliament or i see this whole or not. and i see this whole thing there is thing changing around there is i've this a thousand times i've said this a thousand times and certainly it on and i've certainly said it on this i no problem this show. i have no problem with should with striking. we should absolutely have to absolutely have the right to strike. it's about how disruptive and how disruptive it is and how disruptive it is and how disruptive of disruptive it is to sort of frontline activities such as the nhs . and to some degree, i have nhs. and to some degree, i have sympathy with the government when of what they're trying to achieve here because they're trying prevent doctors trying to prevent doctors walking out, teachers walking out. and maybe there are some some some prisoners walking out

, prisoners walking but , prisoners walking out, but maybe some professions maybe there are some professions that need be fenced and that need to be ring fenced and said, look, always need to said, look, we always need to have key service. have a key level of service. now, i hear almost hear now, i can hear almost hear people saying to people on twitter saying to me, but exactly but that is exactly what happens. we saw a huge happens. paul but we saw a huge amount disruption this year amount of disruption this year and yeah, constantly and last. yeah, it's constantly it's a tricky thing. and obviously someone from the unions basically alluded to this being the rise of fascism and bringing up sort of italy and spain and germany in the 1930 where they banned their unions and basically making striking illegal there is obviously that is hyperbole . but i believe, as is hyperbole. but i believe, as you said, i mean, we adam, you agree we have the right to strike. >> i'd like to see a comedian strike most of that one. people have to do their own jokes and don't need us like their grandmother does quite good grandmother does a quite good jimmy savile impression. >> mean, arguably >> yeah, but i mean, arguably the get so such the reason why we get so such terrible pay is because we haven't stuck together as a union. you know, there's been a couple of attempts comics to couple of attempts as comics to try a union. try and start a union. >> discuss the i'm >> should we discuss the fee i'm

getting tonight? >> paid. wait >> i'm getting paid. wait a minute. garnier and minute. right. garnier next. and luis has said he will luis rubiales has said he will resign. paul but he said it in spanish. he did say in spanish. ruby i'm going to attempt ruby i'm not going to attempt spanish at all to quit in the wake of the world cup kiss scandal . this come after scandal. so this has come after i mean , by the way, this took i mean, by the way, this took place on final of the place on the on the final of the women's world cup which spain women's world cup in which spain won. entirely won. and it's been entirely overshadowed. took place overshadowed. and it took place on 20th august, which is on the 20th of august, which is now the best part of three weeks ago. exactly three weeks ago. if not exactly three weeks ago. if not exactly three weeks ago. and i've kind of grown with this story. when i first saw this story. when i first saw this kiss as a as a kind of a british guy, i thought it was way over the top. okay. i was willing to accept that there is some mediterranean nuance going on here. and that's how they were celebrating. and perhaps, you know, i've been on you know, i've been kissed on live by louis schaefer. i've live tv by louis schaefer. i've made no complaint, and louis has certainly down. but certainly not stepped down. but what what struck here is i've what what struck me here is i've never seen a victim to never really seen a victim to this the victim would be this because the victim would be the involved . but she's the woman involved. but she's never out say she never come out to say that she was really? she

was a victim. really? well, she has. but however , haven't has. she's. but however, haven't we footage of on we seen footage of her on the team bus immediately after the kiss showing going, kiss showing pictures and going, look were having look how much fun we were having there and them all laughing about convinced. about it. i'm not convinced. and this is dangerous ground to find myself on, but i'm not convinced she a victim in this. not she is a victim in this. i'm not convinced she was convinced that she felt she was a we've got this a victim. but we've got this culture now where culture war situation now where we've to fight for we've got to fight for the rights people maybe even rights of people who maybe even don't even feel victimised. well, know, victim hood is well, you know, victim hood is a tncky well, you know, victim hood is a tricky word, but also it doesn't necessarily happen immediately the way that you react in the moment is something happened later. the other point that a lot of people say imagine if lot of people say is imagine if that daughter, your that was your daughter, your grandmother, for, if grandmother, whatever for, if he's weird . grandmother, whatever for, if he's weird. but grandmother, whatever for, if he's weird . but you know he's a bit weird. but you know what i mean? like, i just think it's i think it's wrong. yeah, that's that's that comes down to it. now there's he has now resign ed not been fired because he's the boss but then the coach who actually took them to victory resigned for supporting him. i mean his position was always untenable, but i mean, it's he on

it's unbelievable. he clinged on as he did, surely. as long as he did, surely. >> what to lips. i think the >> what to a lips. i think the thing when somebody thing is, when somebody complains first of all, complains later, first of all, she might have been suppressing how she felt for a while . how she felt for a while. secondly, seeing footage secondly, seeing the footage might then trigger something . might then trigger something. and thirdly, i don't want you to not buy my book on amazon because you think i'm supporting that man. no, the point is that sometimes when people complain later, you think, well, maybe someone's told you , you know, someone's told you, you know, you can you can benefit from this, you can benefit from this like somebody else's pretend told you to pretend feel told you to pretend you feel something think something you don't. and i think that's very dangerous when people i really, people go, oh, i was really, really violated when they didn't feel time. can feel it at the time. but you can keep an emotion to yourself. and then on it a couple then maybe sleep on it a couple of then actually, of days and then go, actually, i didn't yeah. didn't like that. yeah. >> in different >> and people react in different ways. and certainly women confronted ways. and certainly women confrontetheir arguably , physical, their boss arguably, you know, you would necessarily react in that way. and then later wait a minute, later on go, wait a minute, that was order. believe it's was out of order. i believe it's out order. and i believe out of order. and i believe he should resigned resigned. >> but what about apologise? because such because we're living in such a cancel culture, like when people resign, what's going

resign, like what's he going to do got family to do now? he's got a family to feed. like might go, no, he feed. like you might go, no, he did a you did that. we live in such a you lose job, you know, what's lose your job, you know, what's he to do because of he going to do now because of a kiss? wrong. but what's he going to do now because of a ki to’ wrong. but what's he going to do now because of a ki to ? wrong. but what's he going to do now because of a ki to ? going wrong. but what's he going to do now because of a ki to ? going long. but what's he going to do now because of a ki to ? going i suppose.what's he going to do now because of a ki to ? going i suppose. good; it to? going i suppose. good words. no good said story to the press. tell . press. kiss and tell. >> oh, okay. was going to say >> oh, okay. i was going to say women's rugby. we've made it halfway . plenty more to come, halfway. plenty more to come, including chinese marriages and the eu invading our proms, whatever they are. see you in a sec . sec. >> sec. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news >> good evening. my name is rachel ayers and welcome to our latest gb news weather forecast brought to you by the met office. so there's been plenty of heavy showers and thunderstorms around throughout today and they will continue dunng today and they will continue during tonight. and is during tonight. and this is because low pressure is starting to the uk weather to dominate the uk weather clearing away that high pressure we saw during last week. so into this . then showers and

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jeremy is an old fashioned labour politician, certainly . labour politician, certainly. certainly. right. >> welcome back to headliners straight into monday's guardian and the king show has a lot to answer for, doesn't he, adam? >> does . caribbean nations >> he does. caribbean nations are to demand royal family are set to demand royal family makes for slave makes reparations for slave trade. lloyd's of london and church of england also to be approached over the role in past exploitation . there's a lot exploitation. there's a lot of shame embarrassment involved shame and embarrassment involved here, they're here, but basically they're asking the king to apologise for slavery and give them some money. now how you set a price on that one, he's obviously got plenty. >> they basically said he sort of said not trinkets, not trinkets . also, they don't want trinkets. also, they don't want him to starve. no so that's pretty that's a pretty wide

there. don't just bung us a couple of shiny things. yeah. and we know you've got millions of pounds. yeah. i mean i don't know this this stuff , it winds know this this stuff, it winds me surely this is a grift, me up. surely this is a grift, right? it is a grift. and i'm loathe to say it because every time you do , you find yourself time you do, you find yourself in trouble. because obviously , in trouble. because obviously, i'm a white guy. i don't have the background that, you know i'm a white guy. i don't have theofackground that, you know i'm a white guy. i don't have theof oppression hat, you know i'm a white guy. i don't have theof oppression ,at, you know i'm a white guy. i don't have theof oppression , of you know i'm a white guy. i don't have theof oppression , of being, |ow i'm a white guy. i don't have theof oppression , of being, of' of, of oppression, of being, of having you know, a generation, several million generations back that would have been enslaved in any way. however, million generations, i reckon it's in the order of a million generations. no it's no, it's not. obviously 16 generations. yeah, exactly. but but of course. but it's more about the long term impacts of that by the way. of course systems, where do we draw and don't we draw the line? and don't forget, living if the king forget, we're living if the king has available to give has got a available to give away reparations then suggest that reparations, then i suggest that he rebuilding schools, he start rebuilding schools, hospitals and helping out special needs children before we start giving it away to wrongs that were done hundreds of years ago be solution. and ago would be my solution. and when the guardian and they uncovered this connection of to

slavery and it was through the queen mother and it's like you go back and it's like this person, that and person, yeah, that person and whatever. mean it's such whatever. i mean, it's so such a weak link to it, but also the fact they're going after the church of england, lloyds of london, it seems like they and interestingly enough, adam, they have avoided needed have actually avoided needed going the government going after the government because they've basically said, yeah, government just aren't because they've basically said, yeah, to government just aren't because they've basically said, yeah, to give ernment just aren't because they've basically said, yeah, to give any1ent just aren't because they've basically said, yeah, to give any money.t aren't because they've basically said, yeah, to give any money. yeah,t going to give any money. yeah, don't any money. they've don't have any money. they've have too breast cancer have too many breast cancer patients and don't care. but it feels like because , because the feels like because, because the church of england have apologised because lloyds have apologised because lloyds have apologised , it feels like they apologised, it feels like they feel like, oh , we might get get feel like, oh, we might get get somewhere with these guys . somewhere with these guys. >> okay. bringing money >> yeah. okay. bringing money into it is always a bit weird . into it is always a bit weird. and also, where does the money go? doesn't the slaves. go? it doesn't go to the slaves. they're point is, they're dead. so the point is, the word sorry is a very powerful think that powerful thing. and i think that you should always apologise as someone else should apologise. demanding a weird demanding an apology is a weird one, demand one, because if you demand an apology , it means not apology, it means it's not sincere. if get it, say sincere. if you get it, say the word. good. go word. sorry. sorry. good. go i would appreciate it if you

apologise, honest. apologise, but let's be honest. you apologise for you should always apologise for what your country has done. if the have been affected by the people have been affected by it, you apologise. it, ask you to apologise. it doesn't even if it's doesn't matter. even if it's a million and here's million years time. and here's a better idea. why don't we change the to rule britannia? the lyrics to rule britannia? because britain never, because we say britain never, neven because we say britain never, never, never shall be slaves . never, never shall be slaves. but slaves, which means but we had slaves, which means you won't get us. but we'll get you won't get us. but we'll get you . imagine you won't get us. but we'll get you. imagine germany you won't get us. but we'll get you . imagine germany when you. imagine germany when germany never , never will. >> but i would never up to a >> but i would never go up to a german and demand an german person now and demand an apology for go up to 20 or 30 year old and demand apology for the holocaust. >> it's not not an >> it's not it's not an individual in street, individual in the street, though. church or the though. it's the church or the government royal family government or the royal family we royal family have they? >> not anymore , no. >> not anymore, no. >> not anymore, no. >> they were jewish. >> they were jewish. >> but so i think that's some balance does need to be added because i apologising never really solves anything. adam and i know exactly what you mean. it comes from comes a good comes from it comes from a good place, what you're saying. but it never, ever appeases anybody. and used word shame and adam used the word shame earlier is what and adam used the word shame earlier capitalising s what and adam used the word shame earlier capitalising on.hat and adam used the word shame earlier capitalising on. we are they're capitalising on. we are continuously told to be shameful

of our past, and that is only going to crumble our future if we carry on the same past where we carry on the same past where we stopped slavery, where we spent millions , beat the, all spent millions, beat the, all these things. but millions these old things. but millions specifically slavery, specifically about slavery, millions and lives lost in forcing the banning of slavery anyway , adam, enjoy your twitter anyway, adam, enjoy your twitter feed after the show. yes, it looks like the police , the looks like the police, the people who actually think it's good actually said that good that i actually said that you apologise. you should apologise. >> right wing >> oh, you mean the right wing people an idiot for people go, you're an idiot for thinking should okay, thinking we should play. okay, here's hello, king. here's a situation. hello, king. you had slaves once. can you apologise? no, doesn't apologise? no, no, that doesn't look very good, does it? yeah, but. look very good, does it? yeah, butbut didn't have slave >> but he didn't have slave once. no, no. your family. >> yeah, but. >> yeah, but. >> but we all generations >> but we all 16 generations back whatever , that's about back or whatever, that's about 450 people. so if one of your descendants had it, i mean it's a ridiculous thing. anyway, descendants had it, i mean it's alet'sulous thing. anyway, descendants had it, i mean it's alet's move thing. anyway, descendants had it, i mean it's alet's move thing. another , let's move on to another wonderful and less tumultuous story . looks like the police are story. looks like the police are fighting back in this telegraph story. they story. surely that means they want more crimes, don't want to solve more crimes, don't they, paul? unfortunately, it doesn't . again, doesn't actually. again, a senior will warn senior police leader will warn this week that the home

secretary is in danger of opening the doors to a rhetoric of discrimination after she accused forces of pandering to politically correct causes and she's right. suella braverman , she's right. suella braverman, as far as i'm concerned, is entirely right on this. there's one thing the police have to do and that's enforcing the law. and there is nothing fairer than the you can disagree with the law. you can disagree with the law. you can disagree with the but the law is the law, but if the law is appued the law, but if the law is applied equally, nothing is fairer than that. so everybody gets treated the same way, irrespective of their ideology, irrespective of their ideology, irrespective of their politics, genden irrespective of their politics, gender, sex, colour of skin. so if you if you apply an ideal world in an ideal world, and i don't forget, you know, i know this sounds ideological, but a lot of other things will fall into place if the police just get on with their job because the optics are terrible. you know, are not dancing at know, they are not dancing at carnival in in the trans flag every day of the week. but that's the picture we've got in our mind because they did it once. so they just stick to what they're supposed do. then it they're supposed to do. then it will rid of all that. and

will get rid of all of that. and the perception of the police will improve, think. yeah will improve, i think. yeah i mean, adam, this is i don't know because obviously this your first time on the show, this first time on the show, but this is somewhat regular story, a is a somewhat regular story, a suella the suella braverman calling out the police. they're not doing anything ridiculous police. they're not doing anythof] ridiculous police. they're not doing anythof the ridiculous police. they're not doing anythof the police ridiculous police. they're not doing anythof the police arresting.ous story of the police arresting some 70 year old lesbian pensioner for taking a photo of a sticker and then suella braverman going, could you guys just get on with stopping knife crime? >> okay. okay. >> okay. okay. >> so that's the gist of it. i mean, what do you think here? i mean, what do you think here? i mean, there is a balance between inclusion and also stopping crime. >> i don't fully understand it. they that the they basically said that the police are spending too much time trying to be woke when they're not doing their jobs properly. the point? properly. is that the point? exactly. interesting properly. is that the point? exac'there interesting properly. is that the point? exac'there inthing ng properly. is that the point? exac'there inthing in the one. there was a thing in the army people are being told army where people are being told to soft language to use soft language when they're talking about killing to use soft language when they're �*yeah,] about killing to use soft language when they're �*yeah,] ab(might ing people. yeah, you might offend your soldiers if you use your fellow soldiers if you use the wrong word for the bullet going head. and going into someone's head. and that's obviously let's let's focus on the fact you've just killed someone. oh, you just killed someone. oh, no, you just triggered me with trigger. triggered me with your trigger.

so so. so i think that. yes, but the trouble is, when somebody goes, you're being too woke. now, everyone who's anti—woke goes, yeah, won't this simply means an awareness of social injustice , particularly injustice, particularly regarding race. so everyone should be woke. and the trouble is now word woke is is now the word woke is associated with people who are extreme who's extreme left, and anyone who's in , 0h, | extreme left, and anyone who's in , oh, i was in the middle goes, oh, i was going to be woke. but those people really that was people are really being that was the original meaning. >> taken on a more >> and yes, it's taken on a more fascistic . fascistic meaning. >> been by people who >> it's been used by people who don't know what it means. actually the word woke means awareness of social injustice. you can't no, no. well, awareness of social injustice. you dictionary no, no. well, awareness of social injustice. you dictionary hasn't, no. well, awareness of social injustice. you dictionary hasn't changed. ., awareness of social injustice. yc people nary hasn't changed. ., awareness of social injustice. yc people nary using t changed. ., awareness of social injustice. yc people nary using well nged. ., awareness of social injustice. yc people nary using well ,ged. ., it people are using well, actually, dictionaries have actually, some dictionaries have changed . >> okay. >> okay. >> whether have or not, >> whether they have or not, people thinking the word people are now thinking the word woke vegan people who moan woke means vegan people who moan a and the the a lot. and the fact of the matter should be matter is, everyone should be woke. you're aware woke. it just means you're aware . use aware then. >> right . more then. >> right. more guardian . >> right. more guardian. >> right. more guardian. >> i'm aware that i'm boring you. >> no, you. > no, no , you. >> no, no, no, you're not at all. i'm just. i'm excited to see all abuse you're going see all the abuse you're going to get. >> i treat my slaves very well. >> i treat my slaves very well. >> good for you, mate. me too. very good. more guardian . it

very good. more guardian. it seems china. chinese women seems like china. chinese women want to married. surely want to get married. surely that's catch is that's not going to catch on, is it? adam we'll move on to the next story . next story. >> i was just me. this is me. one. >> this is you. >> this is you. >> i hope you enjoyed it the most. >> i've ever laughed on television and chevrons watching. yeah i so yes. television and chevrons watching. yeah i so yes . okay. watching. yeah i so yes. okay. basically in china a lot of girls on social media are dressing a certain way , wearing dressing a certain way, wearing a certain type of makeup that looks marriage. so looks good for marriage. so basically think there's basically, i think there's amount reproduce is amount of women reproduce is down china, which surely down in china, which surely can't be a bad thing. there's a billion of them. nonetheless billion of them. but nonetheless . yes. so backlash is social . yes. so the backlash is social media is causing women to now dress a certain way to please men. so they can a husband. men. so they can get a husband. so pandering to male so they're pandering to male needs and what they how they perceive a man, i suppose the equivalent would low equivalent here would be a low cut top. >> w- gm— w— e but i mean , they've >> yeah. so but i mean, they've got a problem in china, don't they ? lots of countries have

they? lots of countries have a problem that they've sunak problem that they've got sunak on their case coming up to them or you spying. also or are you stop spying. but also there's this whole of this there's this whole idea of this replacement rate and now this year the birth rate in year is the lowest birth rate in china in chinese history. i think for the last 60 years. so they've got a declining population so they need population now. so they need people to be getting married to procreate . well, maybe they procreate. well, maybe they should do alcopops and just get like a good teenage pregnancy rate going like we had in the 80s so well, the thing 80s there. so well, the thing about is much about this is there is so much going never know what going on a you never know what to about china. you to believe about china. you never know to believe to believe about china. you nev

a middle aged, married woman. but the idea is that we. we should dress to , uh, to attract should dress to, uh, to attract our mate . fair enough. well, our mate. fair enough. well, that's adam single. >> can i just say i was on bumble, but please let me say this. no, no, no, you can't. >> you can't. we've got to go. seriously, tune up, come back, see what adam says next see what adam says in the next section. the last section coming up robots and up with the rise of robots and fat basically

welcome back to headliners. controversy amongst a bunch of posh people now in the telegraph i >> -- >> adam yes, the bbc's been blasted for showing a sea of eu flags at the last night of the proms and people were giving away free flags outside . and so away free flags outside. and so that was obviously encouraging. people people didn't turn up with them. they were giving away. >> i've always got my flag on. >> i've always got my flag on. >> but the bbc had been criticised for it, which is a little bit unfair because they didn't give the flags out. they're filming what's happening

, flags , but they were the flags were there seen. and there and they were seen. and i'm sure you're obviously in support that's i support of it. that's it. i mean, it seem a bit ridiculous. >> no, i agree. actually, it's about the albert hall. it's their policy on flag. i agree with the i mean, i'm quite happy to , uh, to have a pop at the bbc to, uh, to have a pop at the bbc on some things because they, you know, particularly they know, particularly since they don't they don't book you because they don't book you because they don't they do. don't book. yeah, well they do. but i'm not telling you where because want to because i want them to keep doing one would doing it. but one thing i would say is this. this is great fodder for the telegraph and things like that because like adam said, things like that. you mean gb news? i don't mean mean gb news? no, i don't mean gb gb news is great. i gb news. gb news is great. no, i totally agree you and totally agree with you and i love it. yeah, we love it. there we get a point we go. but i will get a point out. and it's my fault, not yours, yours. but yours, adam. or yours. josh but the trying make is the point i'm trying to make is that, of course, this happens and the they're giving and the reason they're giving out flags because they out free flags is because they want about it in this want us to talk about it in this way. go. job way. there we go. well, job done. perhaps that's done. more mail, perhaps that's not those chips. not catch up on those chips. adam no idea what adam i've got no idea what you're about. adam i've got no idea what youoh, about. adam i've got no idea what youoh, claimed)out. adam i've got no idea what youoh, claimed there's a beast >> oh, claimed there's a beast is blamed for the rise in number

of girls who hit puberty before the age of four. when i read that, i had to read it, like, three times a day before the age of four and need hospital treatment. >> because you're a bit thick. >> because you're a bit thick. >> it's mind blowing. i can't even get my head round it, isn't it? record numbers of young even get my head round it, isn't it? riare d numbers of young even get my head round it, isn't it? riare hittingiers of young even get my head round it, isn't it? riare hitting puberty)ung even get my head round it, isn't it? riare hitting puberty too; girls are hitting puberty too soon four. soon with some as young as four. and experts blame obesity as a key factor. now i've got no idea how works, but that's what how that works, but that's what they're saying. they're calling it precocious puberty, and it's increased 20 32 year, increased a 20 and 32 last year, which up from 1510, by the which is up from 1510, by the way, 1510 is still a lot , right? way, 1510 is still a lot, right? so it's about what's that, 33% extra? >> yeah. so i mean, paul, this is surely another indicator that the government needs to step in. and i mean, arguably this is partly through lockdowns. so that's they're arguing. that's what they're arguing. people and whatnot. at people bad diets and whatnot. at some it just we have to some point it just we have to start dealing with this food issue in this country. yeah you're i'm loathe to you're right. and i'm loathe to say you're right on the basis that hate nanny state. i hate that i hate nanny state. i hate big government. but you know what? you get fat kids if you don't big government. there don't have big government. there you mail again. and you go. the mail again. and paul you go. the mail again. and

paul, my grandmother doesn't you go. the mail again. and paul, this grandmother doesn't you go. the mail again. and paul, this problem. her doesn't you go. the mail again. and paul, this problem.her you sn't you go. the mail again. and paul, this problem.her you know you go. the mail again. and paul, why3roblem. her you know you go. the mail again. and paul, why she's m. her you know you go. the mail again. and paul, why she's dead?you know you go. the mail again. and paul, why she's dead? oh know why? why she's dead? oh grandmother's dead joke . baby grandmother's dead joke. baby boomers and the silent generation. i don't think there's a silent generation out there, to be honest. are blaming supermarket self checkouts for increasing loneliness and wiping out one of their last remaining social interactions . and i get social interactions. and i get this. i'm someone who likes a bit of a chit chat, you know, and if you are a lonely older person who is not having too much interaction, the idea of meeting someone at the checkout, which is kind of not contrived, has to happen a natural thing. and that being taken away must be a big thing. but on the flip side, self checkouts are brilliant for stealing . brilliant for stealing. >> oh, for stealing. >> oh, for stealing. >> very good. i mean, they talk about here, about weak ties. these are important aren't they? >> they add up eventually . these are important aren't they? >> they add up eventually. i'm only here because i've had a chat day . yeah. i sometimes chat all day. yeah. i sometimes , you know, i've been on tour and realised that the first and i've realised that the first conversation had is conversation i've had all day is with the sound technician because, we, know, because, you know, we, you know,

we, we watch netflix and things, so we're not going to the cinema as much. so you're not even having a conversation with as much. so you're not even having a who's'sation with as much. so you're not even having a who's rippingvith as much. so you're not even having a who's ripping your someone who's ripping your ticket got ticket up. then you've got a self—serve. my local self—serve. i go into my local supermarket and you don't you don't with don't make eye contact with anyone. so anyone. there's something so impersonal you get impersonal. you walk in, you get your staff are doing your stuff. the staff are doing their thing, and then leave. their thing, and then you leave. it's thing that's it's like the only thing that's happened they've got happened is that they've got your it's such a it's your money. you it's such a it's such i want to have just eye contact. something with who contact. just something with who works there. just you walk in, take stuff and walk out. then you go to the zebra crossing and the person through the person goes through rather than in the days where they than in the old days where they would person stop. it's would see a person stop. it's not weird rule. now the not this weird rule. now the first one's allowed to go through. that's what it was like. i lived in crouch end for four years yummy four and a half years and yummy mummies but my mummies would go through. but my point we're living point is, because we're living in we're having in the lives, we're having less respect for others. >> absolutely. >> yeah, absolutely. >> yeah, absolutely. >> bionic penis now in the >> bionic penis news now in the mirror . i'm >> bionic penis news now in the mirror. i'm like a real newsman i >> -- >> well, okay. if i have a grandmother, could see me now. >> adam, do this in 30s. go, man was born with no penis and one testicle and a bladder on the outside of his body and several

years later have a life of bullying and a lot of trouble. >> he's actually got a penis now. and he. they used something from here. they took something from here. they took something from and a vein from from here and then a vein from his put it together. his leg. and put it together. so it has. it really has. >> would us? yeah he >> would you show us? yeah he literally has a willy, like a baby's arm. very good. >> okay. what do you think, paul >> okay. what do you think, paul, about this? i mean, it's amazing medical technology. it is all i would say, though, is this poor guy has split up with his girlfriend. and now not only this poor guy has split up with hi itjirlfriend. and now not only this poor guy has split up with hi it in.friend. and now not only this poor guy has split up with hi it in the 1d. and now not only this poor guy has split up with hi it in the newspapers, not only this poor guy has split up with hi it in the newspapers, butonly is it in the newspapers, but they're talking you they're talking about it, you know, that penis he's got know, that his penis he's got the no chance now, is the guy's got no chance now, is he? you know. >> okay, hold on. why is the big news? >> so let's take another quick look page look at monday's front page story. adam the daily mail, a hostile heart of hostile act in the heart of parliament. the times revealed . parliament. the times revealed. there it is, the mail, the times revealed spy suspect in the heart of power the i uk interest rates hikes set to end. experts predict the guardian 184,000 cancer cases in the uk this year were preventable while the mirror terror on our streets, the star great british bake—off

and those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you very much to our guests, paul cox, adam bloom , guests, paul cox, adam bloom, first time, excellent work. great we are back tomorrow great job. we are back tomorrow at 11 pm. with simon evans, bruce devlin, and hopefully a well , nick bruce devlin, and hopefully a well, nick dixon. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. also or maybe buy adam's book and i'll let you know if i get booked for a certain gig in the future. we'll see. good night. thanks for joining us. >> good evening. my name is rachel ayers and welcome to our latest gb news weather forecast brought to you by the met office. so there's been plenty of heavy showers and thunderstorms around throughout today and they will continue dunng today and they will continue during tonight. and this is because pressure is starting because low pressure is starting to dominate the uk weather clearing that high pressure clearing away that high pressure we during last week , so into we saw during last week, so into this evening. then showers and thunderstorms will continue for a while, but generally starting to clear out into the north sea , though lingering for a little longer across southern scotland. clear spells in the east, but some mist , fog and low cloud

some mist, fog and low cloud developing. and that's all dunng developing. and that's all during warm and fairly during another warm and fairly humid night . during another warm and fairly humid night. there will be some brightness to start monday, but any mist, fog and low cloud will lift and break before we see this area of cloud and outbreaks of rain spreading south eastwards. maybe some heavy showers and thunderstorms for england and wales just ahead of that. but there will be some sunny spells, too . and feeling sunny spells, too. and feeling pleasant in the sunshine still, even though we're not getting into the 30s, it's the mid into the 30s, it's still the mid to high 20s for the highs on monday . as we go into tuesday , monday. as we go into tuesday, that band of cloud and rain continues to make its way south eastwards, becoming little eastwards, becoming a little heavier moving as it heavier and slow. moving as it comes across england and wales. but starting those winds but starting to see those winds come north parts come from the north across parts of scotland, northern england and northern ireland. so starting to feel cooler , but starting to feel cooler, but generally remaining changeable throughout week. most throughout the week. but most noticeably , those temperatures noticeably, those temperatures dropping average , a dropping down to average, a brighter outlook with boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on .

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